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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 The hard part was transposing from C major to Fahrenheit. 1.9250 0.01220 4280 1535 1531 1214
1 It's for when hell freezes over. 1.8977 0.01168 4616 1714 1660 1242
2 We need to screen our organ donors more closely. 1.8726 0.01146 4857 1898 1680 1279
3 Have you tried banging on it? 1.8380 0.01282 3617 1416 1371 830
4 Is it too hot to Handel? 1.8362 0.01609 2442 1004 834 604
5 The last guy played beautifully, but he couldn't handle the pressure. 1.8340 0.01069 4862 1821 2027 1014
6 No. I said streaming music. 1.8273 0.01171 4477 1826 1598 1053
7 When I get to that part where I talk about Hell turn it all the way up' 1.8150 0.01593 2443 1025 845 573
8 You're right. It has a warmer sound. 1.8134 0.01267 3350 1271 1433 646
9 The hissing is coming from the congregation. 1.8110 0.01193 4345 1832 1502 1011
10 Too hot to Handel. 1.8010 0.01262 3860 1646 1336 878
11 With our budget it was either heat or music, until I had a vision. 1.7856 0.01224 3872 1627 1448 797
12 The man upstairs is complaining. 1.7623 0.02399 1098 508 343 247
13 Exactly who did you call to fix the pipes? 1.7618 0.01592 2313 1019 826 468
14 It's right out of the Old Tenement. 1.7617 0.01299 3639 1654 1198 787
15 All the other organists are going solar. 1.7528 0.01159 4171 1811 1580 780
16 It has a nice warm sound to it 1.7505 0.02321 938 383 406 149
17 I see the radiator's baroque again. 1.7451 0.01304 3574 1658 1169 747
18 We won’t be needing you from May to October. 1.7187 0.01307 3143 1410 1207 526
19 In December, it seemed like such a great idea. 1.7152 0.01499 2170 926 936 308
20 If it gets cold in here, pull out all the stops. 1.7139 0.01285 3258 1476 1238 544
21 The tuner is on his way, but the plumber can’t make it until Tuesday. 1.7106 0.01295 3093 1379 1230 484
22 When I get to the part about damnation and hell - turn up the heat. 1.7099 0.01249 3612 1694 1272 646
23 Sorry for disturbing you Father - I was just letting off some steam. 1.7081 0.02121 1230 572 445 213
24 The plumber was an organ donor. 1.7069 0.01273 3766 1862 1146 758
25 Every once in a while I just play to let off a little steam. 1.6994 0.01369 2831 1304 1074 453
26 You're right, it does have a warmer tone. 1.6947 0.01338 2820 1273 1135 412
27 Done warming up? 1.6934 0.01583 2042 931 806 305
28 Sunday's bulletin will recognize the generous contribution of Plumbers Union Local 75. 1.6926 0.01295 3256 1543 1171 542
29 Can you take a break? It’s hotter than hell in here. 1.6921 0.01685 2059 1016 661 382
30 I said I wanted something 'radiant in E flat', not the 'radiator from Flat E' 1.6894 0.01696 2041 1014 647 380
31 The landlord works in mysterious ways. 1.6827 0.01479 2606 1287 859 460
32 I know it looks weird, but we can heat the whole building with one good Bach Aria. 1.6795 0.01689 1875 898 680 297
33 You said you could play anything. 1.6790 0.01468 2452 1167 905 380
34 Your performance tonight was radiant. 1.6713 0.01477 2434 1177 880 377
35 Not what I meant when I said your job was to warm up the congregation. 1.6687 0.01459 2421 1157 909 355
36 We should have been suspicious when there was no photo on eBay. 1.6682 0.01498 2387 1166 847 374
37 The parishioners were complaining that the music left them cold. 1.6667 0.01726 1737 835 646 256
38 Next time I'll be more specific when I pray for an organ transplant. 1.6653 0.01565 2387 1231 724 432
39 Can you not play the organ when I’m taking a shower? 1.6650 0.01529 2430 1233 778 419
40 Plays much better since I filled it with holy water 1.6585 0.01550 2252 1125 771 356
41 And they said the radiator organ was just a pipe dream. 1.6555 0.01869 1617 831 512 274
42 You play with great convection. 1.6551 0.01732 1847 940 604 303
43 Nice set of pipes. 1.6551 0.01479 2392 1180 857 355
44 I start out slow, but I build up steam. 1.6543 0.01338 2786 1342 1065 379
45 Hot air is reserved for the pulpit, son. 1.6528 0.01775 1757 897 573 287
46 You play with such convection. 1.6410 0.01570 2173 1112 729 332
47 Sounds like heavy metal... 1.6408 0.01820 1662 863 533 266
48 For some reason, it’s only loud at 3:00 AM. 1.6391 0.01779 1679 858 569 252
49 Gives me a chance to let off a little steam when I play. 1.6378 0.01539 2112 1049 779 284
50 Did you or did you NOT offer to show Sister Margaret your huge organ? 1.6277 0.01912 1601 877 443 281
51 I’ve never bought anything on Amazon before 1.6264 0.01737 1788 941 574 273
52 The sound really radiates. 1.6262 0.01661 1811 917 654 240
53 When Easter lands on April Fool's Day, God simply can't help Himself. 1.6254 0.01821 1783 986 479 318
54 We’ve had a complaint from The Man upstairs. 1.6251 0.01771 1755 935 543 277
55 In winter it practically plays itself. 1.6200 0.01735 1642 836 594 212
56 Play something in Celsius minor. 1.6166 0.01670 1526 729 653 144
57 Radiant, Father John. Absolutely radiant. 1.6145 0.01872 1489 786 491 212
58 I’ m afraid it’s getting too hot for Handel. 1.6138 0.01885 1476 782 482 212
59 I know it's been a terrible mix-up, but if you stop playing, we'll freeze. 1.6128 0.01807 1441 726 547 168
60 Are you sure that’s the right register? 1.6125 0.01824 1476 759 530 187
61 It looks Unitarian. 1.6107 0.01946 1341 703 457 181
62 Have you tried just hitting it with a hammer? 1.6066 0.01924 1337 697 469 171
63 We think it has a nice, warm sound. 1.6024 0.01905 1275 649 484 142
64 You’re right. The organ donor wasn’t a perfect match. 1.5995 0.02155 1191 663 342 186
65 I play mostly to let off steam. 1.5992 0.02099 1205 658 372 175
66 I can't control the volume, the only thing I can do is open the windows. 1.5968 0.02205 1111 614 331 166
67 We both know I said 'Apostle Peter,' not 'colossal heater.' 1.5940 0.02169 1106 603 349 154
68 Well, if it's not baroque, don't fix it. 1.5933 0.02106 1126 603 378 145
69 In the summer we just use the piano. 1.5922 0.02046 1123 586 409 128
70 Now the hot air won't just be coming from the pulpit. 1.5901 0.02109 1076 568 381 127
71 We'll be the hottest church in town. 1.5897 0.02146 1070 573 363 134
72 Warming up? 1.5896 0.02098 1072 563 386 123
73 It knocks at B-flat. 1.5890 0.02160 1056 566 358 132
74 Who was the organ donor? 1.5879 0.02098 1058 554 386 118
75 Play Number 73 during the day, and 68 at night. 1.5866 0.02209 1028 558 337 133
76 You think that’s something...the baptismal font flushes. 1.5864 0.02290 1013 565 302 146
77 We got it from an organ donor. 1.5859 0.02357 995 566 275 154
78 It definitely gives the music a warmer tone. 1.5851 0.02186 1005 536 350 119
79 You were right. We shouldn't have combined the facilities committee with the worship committee. 1.5849 0.02265 995 546 316 133
80 I come here Sundays just to let off steam. 1.5846 0.02293 910 485 318 107
81 It’s from a large organ donor. 1.5800 0.02488 912 529 237 146
82 It's not easy to find someone who can still play one of these. 1.5757 0.02291 839 438 319 82
83 Mostly I play to let off a little steam. 1.5744 0.02285 867 459 318 90
84 I think it's clang hiss hiss clang, not clang clang hiss clang. 1.5732 0.02470 867 493 251 123
85 The President still thinks his organ is bigger than yours. 1.5728 0.02388 845 461 284 100
86 I agree it needs tuning. I'll call the plumber. 1.5726 0.02245 854 444 331 79
87 This explains why I hear Bach when I turn up the thermostat. 1.5723 0.02361 858 467 291 100
88 Play louder. It's cold in here. 1.5721 0.02248 846 439 330 77
89 The plumber's union is really strong in this diocese. 1.5718 0.02246 850 442 330 78
90 Donald Trump is President and you're asking me to explain THIS? 1.5713 0.02714 814 493 177 144
91 Are you sure it's "A Mighty Furnace is Our God"? 1.5697 0.02505 804 450 250 104
92 Are you rehearsing, or just letting off steam? 1.5692 0.02286 817 426 317 74
93 We couldn't find an organ donor? 1.5681 0.02418 815 446 275 94
94 It's cold in here. Pull out all the stops. 1.5677 0.02540 805 458 237 110
95 I said play with "humility", not "humidity". 1.5671 0.02440 797 436 270 91
96 Nothing too steamy. 1.5668 0.02405 801 434 280 87
97 I find that playing the organ is a good way to let off some steam. 1.5662 0.02482 793 440 257 96
98 Play faster. It's still cold in the vestibule. 1.5662 0.02492 786 436 255 95
99 Oh, I always come in early to warm up. 1.5657 0.02510 792 444 248 100
100 Keep it down to mezzo forte. The wallpaper is starting to peel. 1.5648 0.02322 749 385 305 59
101 I once was cold, but now am warm. 1.5646 0.02321 774 403 305 66
102 Yeah it sounds nice now, but you should have heard the racket it made around 3am. 1.5636 0.02480 763 418 260 85
103 I'm just getting warmed up. 1.5634 0.02333 765 399 301 65
104 This thing is making my psalms too sweaty 1.5630 0.02405 762 407 281 74
105 Play some scales. I’m freezing. 1.5627 0.02568 750 421 236 93
106 We're gonna take a lot of heat for this, aren't we? 1.5601 0.02631 732 417 220 95
107 It has a much warmer sound than the old pipes. 1.5601 0.02238 741 372 323 46
108 That was radiant. 1.5596 0.02551 738 411 241 86
109 This piece is based on stories from the old tenement. 1.5596 0.02705 738 433 197 108
110 Sounds fine, but it's hot as hell in here. 1.5591 0.02570 728 406 237 85
111 Sounds like heaven. Feels like hell. 1.5585 0.02505 718 390 255 73
112 Let’s conclude the service with ‘Jesu, Joy of Man’s Perspiring.’ 1.5563 0.02526 710 388 249 73
113 It has a six octave range and puts out 25,000 B.T.U.'s 1.5559 0.02396 707 370 281 56
114 Would you please stop playing with the thermostat? 1.5552 0.02585 697 386 235 76
115 Actually the occasional banging kept them awake. 1.5551 0.02441 699 370 270 59
116 It warms the soul and also the first three pews 1.5548 0.02561 694 381 241 72
117 I hope you saved the receipt 1.5548 0.02305 694 351 301 42
118 I'm sorry, Joe, but the super says he can't turn it on til October. 1.5531 0.02512 678 364 253 61
119 May I suggest, "A Mighty Furnace is Our God?" 1.5526 0.02822 646 375 185 86
120 The sound certainly radiates. 1.5523 0.02475 679 361 261 57
121 Well, you said you wanted a warmer sound. 1.5520 0.02675 663 372 216 75
122 Just letting off some steam, Father. 1.5508 0.02519 659 352 251 56
123 Our most generous parishioner is a heating contractor. 1.5507 0.02449 661 346 266 49
124 Did you keep the box from Amazon? 1.5502 0.02503 658 350 254 54
125 Who exactly did you call to change the pipes? 1.5496 0.02768 655 378 194 83
126 We're letting you go for the summer 1.5470 0.02606 638 348 231 59
127 It does radiate a certain warmth. 1.5464 0.02450 646 338 263 45
128 You play the air conditioner too, right? 1.5444 0.02602 630 343 231 56
129 Try banging on the pipes. 1.5444 0.02779 619 353 195 71
130 Another beautiful performance, Greg. I was just wondering... is the banging part of the hymn, or should I call the super? 1.5426 0.02560 610 325 239 46
131 Frankly, we're not big on heavy metal around here 1.5409 0.02869 599 348 178 73
132 We should switch to the piano for the summer. 1.5399 0.02945 589 348 164 77
133 ...So, exactly how long do you need to warm up? 1.5392 0.02633 586 316 224 46
134 When I get to the part about hellfire and damnation, let her rip. 1.5391 0.02559 588 311 237 40
135 Next time you pray for pipes be more specific. 1.5379 0.02671 567 306 217 44
136 Great set of pipes 1.5370 0.02475 568 291 249 28
137 The Salvation Army. Why do you ask? 1.5357 0.04716 252 156 57 39
138 Still warming up? 1.5356 0.02388 562 281 261 20
139 Well, Brother, some like it hot. 1.5355 0.02646 564 303 220 41
140 We're giving you the summer off. 1.5355 0.02658 564 304 218 42
141 Sounded great until someone flushed a toilet. 1.5355 0.02950 564 330 166 68
142 It can play "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" by itself. 1.5353 0.02984 566 335 159 72
143 You said you wanted a sound that radiates 1.5345 0.02849 565 322 184 59
144 Sounds great but it's hotter than hell in here. 1.5343 0.02642 554 296 220 38
145 We’re gonna need more holy water. 1.5341 0.02749 558 308 202 48
146 Somehow it always sounds better in the winter. 1.5336 0.02614 551 292 224 35
147 I’d describe its sound as radiant 1.5322 0.03091 543 327 143 73
148 Ok, but if that thing breaks you're in hot water. 1.5322 0.03069 543 325 147 71
149 Just give me a minute to warm up. 1.5321 0.02710 545 296 208 41
150 How much cheaper? 1.5321 0.02783 545 302 196 47
151 We'll need you to come in and play twice a day in the winter. 1.5316 0.02496 538 275 240 23
152 Let me guess. You still need a few more hours to warm up? 1.5314 0.02386 542 270 256 16
153 Pipe Organ repair is a dying trade... we had to go with AtoZ Plumbing. 1.5294 0.02999 527 307 161 59
154 The landlord works in mysterious ways. 1.5292 0.03041 531 314 153 64
155 It does radiate a warm, lovely tone. 1.5292 0.02759 531 291 199 41
156 They're hell to tune. 1.5288 0.02839 520 289 187 44
157 It may not be pretty but it cut our heating in half. 1.5286 0.02963 524 302 167 55
158 Well, at least the hot air won't only be coming from the pulpit. 1.5285 0.02868 526 296 182 48
159 It's a great way to let off some steam. 1.5285 0.02942 526 302 170 54
160 Do we call a plumber when it needs to be tuned? 1.5278 0.02849 521 291 185 45
161 Letting off a little steam I see 1.5271 0.03022 516 301 158 57
162 Do I have time to warm up first? 1.5262 0.03001 515 299 161 55
163 This time with a little more humidity. 1.5254 0.03064 512 302 151 59
164 The Monsignor misunderstood your request for heavy metal. 1.5250 0.02688 501 266 207 28
165 We should have been more specific about fixing the pipes. 1.5240 0.02961 500 285 168 47
166 I thought the tone would be warmer. 1.5239 0.02532 502 257 227 18
167 You couldn't have just prayed for a sweater? 1.5238 0.02707 504 270 204 30
168 'Remind me not to order anything online.' 1.5230 0.03262 499 308 121 70
169 "Steam punk. I like it. 1.5224 0.02586 490 253 218 19
170 Given how much hot water we're in, it just made sense. 1.5216 0.03164 485 289 139 57
171 Sometimes I think it was a mistake to merge the music and heating funds. 1.5216 0.02792 485 263 191 31
172 Let’s see if hell freezes over now! 1.5215 0.02747 489 263 197 29
173 "Were those windows always mosaics? 1.5214 0.03055 491 286 154 51
174 That explains why it's hotter than hell in here. 1.5207 0.02931 484 272 172 40
175 Craigslist? 1.5206 0.02758 486 262 195 29
176 Because he's also our landlord and savior. 1.5205 0.03216 488 296 130 62
177 Do you know anything besides the knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door? 1.5198 0.03251 481 293 126 62
178 Did you keep the receipt? 1.5198 0.03157 481 286 140 55
179 God doesn't like heavy metal. 1.5197 0.03241 483 294 127 62
180 Five more minutes? I’m just getting warmed up! 1.5188 0.02963 480 272 167 41
181 With everybody sweating, it's getting harder to tell who the sinners are. 1.5188 0.03021 480 276 159 45
182 Radiant! 1.5179 0.03172 475 283 138 54
183 Just my way of letting off steam. 1.5169 0.02731 472 252 196 24
184 It really does have a warm sound. 1.5152 0.02631 462 240 206 16
185 ...and twice on the pipes if the answer is no. 1.5152 0.02770 462 248 190 24
186 If it breaks down again we're both going to be in hot water. 1.5152 0.03195 462 275 136 51
187 It was a bequest from a prominent heating contractor. 1.5134 0.02508 448 225 216 7
188 Is it just me or is it hot as hell in here ? 1.5132 0.03176 454 268 139 47
189 Impressive, but a bit too steamy for the Church. 1.5131 0.02496 458 231 219 8
190 Pardon me, but isn't it the hot, steaming organs that have previously got priests in trouble? 1.5125 0.03147 441 256 144 41
191 We losing younger people to the Protestant church. They use the electric baseboard. 1.5122 0.02769 449 240 188 21
192 Please, no heavy metal in church. 1.5122 0.02866 451 247 177 27
193 I said "radiant". 1.5113 0.03175 442 259 140 43
194 It may not play hymns but it gives off a divine radiance 1.5113 0.02741 442 234 190 18
195 The best thing about it was not having to choose between a new organ and a new heating system. 1.5113 0.03083 444 255 151 38
196 I know it's a little different, but Claes Oldenburg was very specific in his endowment. 1.5082 0.03392 429 263 114 52
197 No you can't alter the volume. It's either on or off. 1.5081 0.02963 433 241 164 28
198 I assume this is to compensate for your small organ? 1.5071 0.02948 420 231 165 24
199 No pressure. 1.5070 0.02949 428 237 165 26
200 Does it play in Fahrenheit or Celsius? 1.5059 0.03378 423 258 116 49
201 I’m going to warm up the choir. 1.5059 0.02790 425 227 181 17
202 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted the sound to radiate. 1.5059 0.02868 425 231 173 21
203 It was either this or double-pane the stained glass. 1.5049 0.02956 410 225 163 22
204 How long do you need to warm up before we start the service? 1.5049 0.02790 410 217 179 14
205 Well, that's the last time we hire an organ tuner based on their Yelp reviews. 1.5048 0.02701 416 217 188 11
206 Looks like your pipe dream came true. 1.5048 0.02958 418 231 163 24
207 The sound will definitely radiate. 1.5037 0.02523 409 205 202 2
208 I don't know . . . just bang something out. 1.5036 0.03209 413 241 136 36
209 Every now and then you have to remind them how uncomfortable it could get. 1.5025 0.02849 406 218 172 16
210 It adds a lot of warmth to the sound. 1.5024 0.02613 410 210 194 6
211 Forgive me, I am still warming up. 1.5013 0.02692 395 204 184 7
212 Keep playing. It's still cold in the back. 1.5013 0.03231 399 232 134 33
213 It's particularly good for pssssssalms. 1.5012 0.02645 401 206 189 6
214 Let the Presbyterians have their forced air! 1.5012 0.03449 403 247 110 46
215 It may look pretty big, but most of the hot air will still come from the pulpit. 1.5012 0.03641 403 258 88 57
216 No, but maybe I can play it if you hiss a few bars 1.5012 0.03231 409 240 133 36
217 It does have a much warmer sound. 1.5000 0.03117 398 226 145 27
218 Can you play anything other than "Can you hear me knocking?" 1.5000 0.03014 398 221 155 22
219 Hello Father. I like to come here sometimes to blow off some steam. 1.5000 0.02841 408 220 172 16
220 The hissing sound you hear is from the parishioners, not the radiator. 1.5000 0.03164 404 233 140 31
221 Now's your chance to blow off some steam before the choir gets here. 1.4988 0.03091 403 229 147 27
222 Just warming up, I assume? 1.4987 0.03102 397 225 146 26
223 Frankly, it sounds as if you're just banging on them... 1.4987 0.03427 395 240 113 42
224 Oh Danny? Boy, the pipes are calling! 1.4987 0.03637 391 248 91 52
225 Do you know “Let It Bleed”? 1.4975 0.03526 394 245 102 47
226 Of course it sounds like a radiator...it IS a radiator. 1.4974 0.03251 392 229 131 32
227 It takes a while but you warm up to it. 1.4974 0.02654 392 202 185 5
228 And here I thought that hissing sound was coming from our parishioners 1.4974 0.02687 390 202 182 6
229 Can you turn it down? 1.4974 0.02944 390 213 160 17
230 I couldn't pay the heating bill, we're baroque! 1.4974 0.02759 390 205 176 9
231 Yes, I believe they do have a warmer sound. 1.4974 0.03182 386 221 138 27
232 The guy seemed legit...his drivers license said 'organ donor.' 1.4961 0.03037 389 217 151 21
233 Not exactly what I meant by ‘Bring the heat this Sunday’ 1.4961 0.02936 387 211 160 16
234 I think they got the wrong organ donor. 1.4961 0.03393 385 231 117 37
235 Folks are saying there's enough hot air coming from the pulpit. 1.4948 0.03613 384 242 94 48
236 Yes, we had it filled with holy water. 1.4948 0.03413 382 230 115 37
237 I think of you as my warm-up act. 1.4948 0.02667 382 197 181 4
238 I suppose during the summer months the choir will be a capella? 1.4947 0.02993 380 209 154 17
239 Just blowin’ off a little steam, monsignor. 1.4947 0.03162 378 215 139 24
240 No, you may not play 'Steam Heat' during Communion. 1.4934 0.03112 379 214 143 22
241 Are you done warming up? 1.4934 0.03506 377 231 106 40
242 We should never have organ repairs done by the super. 1.4919 0.03150 372 211 139 22
243 That was perfect. We’re at 72 degrees. 1.4919 0.02861 372 199 163 10
244 The music really radiates. 1.4919 0.03492 370 225 108 37
245 It only plays "Clang, Clang, Clang went the trolley...." 1.4905 0.02752 367 192 170 5
246 I know it's not ornate, but the music is radiant. 1.4905 0.03427 367 220 114 33
247 Can you play a little something to warm up the crowd? 1.4905 0.02985 367 201 152 14
248 But, Father, you said you wanted the sound to radiate more! 1.4890 0.03402 364 217 116 31
249 Can you do something about the banging? 1.4890 0.03124 364 205 140 19
250 It has a nice warm tone. 1.4890 0.02660 362 186 175 1
251 Beautiful. Full-steam ahead! 1.4888 0.03032 358 197 147 14
252 The man upstairs says to turn it down. 1.4875 0.03724 361 230 86 45
253 If it bangs, its probably God. 1.4875 0.03554 361 222 102 37
254 Just what the sermon needs -- more hot air. 1.4875 0.02964 361 197 152 12
255 That'll warm up the crowd. 1.4874 0.02931 357 193 154 10
256 Play the Fahrenheit Requiem. 1.4860 0.03678 356 224 91 41
257 Too bad we'll have to go a cappella for the summer. 1.4860 0.03479 356 215 109 32
258 Even if it's not baroque, you still need to fix it. 1.4859 0.03605 354 219 98 37
259 We took out the confessional. Now, we just sweat it out of them. 1.4859 0.03779 354 227 82 45
260 “Is that a Mannheim Steamroller”? 1.4858 0.02956 352 191 151 10
261 Why not try 'Rube Goldberg's Variations'? 1.4856 0.03762 348 221 85 42
262 This is not what I meant when I said the music should be 'radiant.' 1.4845 0.02830 355 189 160 6
263 Are you done warming up? 1.4844 0.03084 353 197 141 15
264 We're looking for a dusty cat toy, a plastic drinking straw, and Father McKay. 1.4843 0.03738 351 223 86 42
265 "I was wondering where all the holy water was going". 1.4842 0.03597 349 215 99 35
266 Can you play something about 10 degrees cooler? 1.4841 0.03566 347 212 102 33
267 It takes a while to warm up 1.4841 0.03519 347 210 106 31
268 Great sound, but it’s hotter than hell in here!! 1.4841 0.03170 347 196 134 17
269 It's just a prop. The whole thing just plays MP3 files. 1.4841 0.03770 347 221 84 42
270 Radiant! 1.4841 0.03726 347 219 88 40
271 That explains why it’s been hotter than hell in here. 1.4841 0.03696 345 216 91 38
272 Find out who prayed for an organ transplant 1.4840 0.03596 343 210 100 33
273 Steam punk, Father. 1.4831 0.03052 354 197 143 14
274 We don't tune it. We bleed it. 1.4830 0.02872 352 189 156 7
275 After playing Bach I feel a need to let off some steam. 1.4829 0.02824 350 186 159 5
276 It' a great way to let off steam. 1.4827 0.02871 346 185 155 6
277 The choir has requested that that you turn down the volume and turn up the heat. 1.4826 0.03343 344 201 120 23
278 For goodness sake, don't pull out all the stops. 1.4825 0.02949 342 185 149 8
279 Well, do you still insist that you can buy absolutely everything online? 1.4822 0.03056 338 186 141 11
280 Why the big hissy fit? 1.4809 0.03586 341 209 100 32
281 Let me guess, Craigslist? 1.4807 0.03592 337 206 100 31
282 Now I see what you meant by a warmer sound. 1.4807 0.02852 337 179 154 4
283 It's not the size of your organ that matters. 1.4807 0.03760 337 213 86 38
284 You bought it, you tune it! 1.4806 0.03632 335 206 97 32
285 Did you try turning it to the left? 1.4805 0.03054 333 183 140 10
286 I know I said "arrange something that warms the soul". But I meant it metaphorically. 1.4805 0.02933 333 179 148 6
287 Not cool. 1.4793 0.03357 338 198 118 22
288 The sound is warm, yes, but insufferably dry. 1.4792 0.02888 336 180 151 5
289 I hope the Man upstairs doesn’t mind the banging. 1.4792 0.03525 336 203 105 28
290 Pace yourself or you'll run out of steam. 1.4792 0.03500 336 202 107 27
291 Are you sure this is what the choir meant when they suggested a higher register? 1.4792 0.02825 336 178 155 3
292 I wonder if we'll get heat for this. 1.4792 0.03721 336 211 89 36
293 Jesus saves? Not with these heating bills. 1.4790 0.02928 334 180 148 6
294 What did I tell you about buying from craigslist?! 1.4790 0.03664 334 207 94 33
295 Still not quite right, but you're getting warmer. 1.4790 0.03410 334 197 114 23
296 Blowing off a bit of steam are we? 1.4789 0.03529 332 200 105 27
297 When I said, 'More heat,' I meant play with more passion. 1.4789 0.03754 332 209 87 36
298 Beautiful sound — but it’s hotter than Hell in here. 1.4788 0.03010 330 180 142 8
299 Can you take a break? The showers are running cold. 1.4788 0.03595 330 201 100 29
300 Give me a few minutes to warm up. 1.4787 0.03688 328 203 93 32
301 Can you play "Some Like It Hot? 1.4787 0.02894 328 175 149 4
302 This is the same model which keeps hell from freezing over. 1.4772 0.03779 329 208 85 36
303 Are you still warming up? 1.4771 0.03459 327 194 110 23
304 I like to warm up before mass. 1.4771 0.03695 327 203 92 32
305 God doesn’t care about the size of your pipes, Bill. 1.4771 0.03695 327 203 92 32
306 It will sound better on Sunday. I was just warming up. 1.4771 0.02931 327 176 146 5
307 We should be okay if hell freezes over! 1.4753 0.03745 324 203 88 33
308 I have to admit that the sound is warmer. 1.4732 0.03299 317 182 120 15
309 It's repurposed. 1.4730 0.02853 315 167 147 1
310 This is going to be a problem in the summer. 1.4727 0.03114 311 172 131 8
311 Well it's not exactly water into wine, but I'm going to put it down as a miracle anyway. 1.4725 0.03160 309 172 128 9
312 Frankly, I was expecting a warmer tone. 1.4724 0.02769 326 172 154 0
313 Well, you said you wanted the music to radiate throughout the sanctuary 1.4719 0.03094 320 178 133 9
314 I should have been more explicit when I told the bishop that the pipes needed to be replaced. 1.4710 0.03701 310 191 92 27
315 Yes John, “hot as Hell” was a metaphor. 1.4710 0.03219 310 175 124 11
316 I still can't warm up to it ... 1.4695 0.02835 311 165 146 0
317 All I told him was that I wanted a more radiant sound... 1.4691 0.03894 307 196 78 33
318 So it's twice on the pipes if the answer is "no". 1.4689 0.03149 305 170 127 8
319 The donor said hot air shouldn’t be confined to the pulpit. 1.4684 0.03537 301 179 103 19
320 But is it Well-Tempered? 1.4671 0.03189 304 171 124 9
321 It's the hottest thing in pipe organs, Father. 1.4671 0.02866 304 162 142 0
322 We’re gonna need a bigger choir. 1.4669 0.03913 302 193 77 32
323 I'd like to see the Protestants outdo this. 1.4667 0.03875 300 190 80 30
324 Now that's a set of pipes! 1.4667 0.02961 300 162 136 2
325 Blowing off steam again, are we, Johann? 1.4667 0.03144 300 167 126 7
326 Truly radiant! 1.4667 0.03988 300 194 72 34
327 I guess some like it hot 1.4667 0.03875 300 190 80 30
328 Can't you pull out a few more stops? It's still cold out in the narthex. 1.4662 0.03204 296 166 122 8
329 I'm glad that your organ transplant was a success. 1.4662 0.03912 296 188 78 30
330 Must have been an autocorrect in the online order form. 1.4656 0.03008 305 167 134 4
331 You should lower the register. 1.4656 0.02898 305 164 140 1
332 Quit playing around with the thermostat 1.4656 0.03114 305 170 128 7
333 Well, that explains the music in the boiler room. 1.4649 0.03736 299 185 89 25
334 Quit banging away and start warming up. 1.4649 0.03706 299 184 91 24
335 That's quite a set of pipes you've got. 1.4649 0.03825 299 188 83 28
336 Hotter than hell. Why do you ask? 1.4649 0.03423 299 175 109 15
337 Play the long version; it's cold in here. 1.4649 0.03855 299 189 81 29
338 The bishop requests something less steamy. 1.4649 0.03884 299 190 79 30
339 Father, your playing is positively radiant. 1.4649 0.03185 299 168 123 8
340 We'll never find anyone to tune it. 1.4649 0.03645 299 182 95 22
341 Don't you think the church is in enough hot water? 1.4646 0.04184 297 199 58 40
342 Just bang on it when you want more bass. 1.4644 0.03210 295 166 121 8
343 Twice on the pipes, if the answer is 'no'. 1.4644 0.02909 295 158 137 0
344 But Father, I was just warming up. 1.4644 0.03980 295 190 73 32
345 Yes, the tone is a little disappointing but the savings to the heating bills more than make up for it! 1.4642 0.03632 293 177 96 20
346 Let' begin with 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door". 1.4637 0.03498 289 170 104 15
347 That’s totally rad. 1.4628 0.03019 296 162 131 3
348 Remember, when I get to the fire and brimstone part I want those people to sweat, so give it everything you got! 1.4623 0.03860 292 184 81 27
349 Well, that's what we get for letting the plumber fix the pipe organ. 1.4621 0.04000 290 187 72 31
350 Hisss will be done. 1.4621 0.04260 290 196 54 40
351 Mind if I dry my bathing suit while you practice? 1.4618 0.04020 288 186 71 31
352 Please set the thermostat to Psalm 72. 1.4618 0.03898 288 182 79 27
353 Only the super can tune it, and nobody can reach him. 1.4618 0.04020 288 186 71 31
354 I'd like a turn. I need to let off some steam. 1.4615 0.03154 286 159 122 5
355 The opening hymn is 68 degrees in the key of B-flat 1.4613 0.03087 284 156 125 3
356 I like the way the sound radiates. 1.4613 0.03968 284 181 75 28
357 Can you play something cool? 1.4605 0.03776 291 181 86 24
358 There'll be a hot time in the old church tonight! 1.4605 0.03959 291 187 74 30
359 I'm bringing the heat this Sunday, Father. 1.4596 0.03895 285 180 79 26
360 It looked different on E Bay. 1.4594 0.03914 283 179 78 26
361 If it gets too cold in here, just pull out all the stops. 1.4594 0.03882 283 178 80 25
362 ... and so I thought - "Two birds, one stone" 1.4594 0.03211 283 159 118 6
363 It's in honor of our patron saint, St. Tinnitus. 1.4594 0.03580 283 169 98 16
364 It sounds lousy but our heating bills are way down 1.4594 0.03882 283 178 80 25
365 We got it from an organ donor. 1.4585 0.03558 277 164 99 14
366 Positively radiating! 1.4585 0.03127 277 153 121 3
367 Aesthetically, I share your concerns, Father, but the sound does radiate throughout the church. 1.4585 0.03772 277 170 87 20
368 Somehow, I don't think of banging and clanging as a joyful noise. 1.4568 0.03898 278 175 79 24
369 The organ transplant was mostly successful. 1.4568 0.04093 278 181 67 30
370 Maybe we should have prayed for solar panels. 1.4568 0.03283 278 158 113 7
371 When I preach about Hell, crank it up high. 1.4568 0.04218 278 185 59 34
372 Can you play something to warm up the congregation? 1.4565 0.03951 276 175 76 25
373 The hymn starts with gurgling, then a passage of hissing, and builds to a climax of banging. 1.4565 0.04178 276 182 62 32
374 Most organ music leaves me cold. 1.4565 0.03951 276 175 76 25
375 You may have called the wrong pipe restorers. 1.4565 0.04050 276 178 70 28
376 Overcompensating for an inadequate organ 1.4562 0.03310 274 156 111 7
377 Once again from the top, this time with a little more warmth. 1.4559 0.03114 272 150 120 2
378 Well, if they didn’t believe in hell, they will now. 1.4552 0.04081 279 182 67 30
379 It’s out of tune? I’ll call the plumber. 1.4552 0.03752 279 172 87 20
380 It's harder to tune, but it saves on heating bills. 1.4545 0.03718 275 168 89 18
381 The man upstairs is complaining about a clanking noise. 1.4542 0.04243 273 182 58 33
382 It also makes espresso. 1.4542 0.04211 273 181 60 32
383 It does have a warm tone. 1.4542 0.03664 273 165 92 16
384 That's right. It's a pipe organ. 1.4539 0.03967 271 172 75 24
385 Not so good for the Toccata in F, but great for Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door 1.4539 0.03119 271 150 119 2
386 Let's hear them complain we aren't warm and welcoming now. 1.4539 0.03718 271 165 89 17
387 Play faster. It’s getting chilly in here 1.4539 0.03863 271 169 81 21
388 And I quote, "When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." 1.4539 0.04069 271 175 69 27
389 I can't play softer - just open a window. 1.4539 0.04103 271 176 67 28
390 Yes, but the banging keeps them awake during your sermons. 1.4539 0.03827 271 168 83 20
391 But can it play “Knock-Knock-Knocking on Heaven’s Door”? 1.4519 0.04080 270 175 68 27
392 And the heat goes on. 1.4517 0.03632 259 154 93 12
393 Forgive me Father, I was just blowing off some steam. 1.4517 0.04169 259 168 65 26
394 The bishop suggested I put more warmth into the accompaniment. 1.4515 0.04135 268 175 65 28
395 Some like it hot. 1.4511 0.04019 266 170 72 24
396 I think you may have misunderstood when I said "bring the heat". 1.4511 0.03103 266 147 118 1
397 Can you play Heatwave? 1.4511 0.03103 266 147 118 1
398 Know anything by Mannheim Steamroller? 1.4508 0.04076 264 170 69 25
399 Who would have thought our biggest donor would be a plumber? 1.4508 0.04076 264 170 69 25
400 It gives off such warm overtones. 1.4504 0.03352 262 150 106 6
401 Well Sir, some like it hot. 1.4500 0.03323 260 148 107 5
402 We're going to get a lot of heat for this. 1.4496 0.04180 258 168 64 26
403 Have you considered converting? 1.4487 0.04294 263 176 56 31
404 Give me the heat boys and save my soul... 1.4483 0.03887 261 163 79 19
405 Play 'Misty' for me. 1.4483 0.04386 261 177 51 33
406 Pull out all the stops its going to be cold today. 1.4479 0.04167 259 169 64 26
407 Now I won't be the only one blowing hot air on Sundays. 1.4479 0.04021 259 165 72 22
408 And it doesn't dry out your skin like the old forced-air organ. 1.4479 0.03908 259 162 78 19
409 I see a problem this summer. 1.4479 0.03373 259 149 104 6
410 The pope said we need to radiate more warmth 1.4479 0.03504 259 152 98 9
411 Sorry Father, I was just trying to let off some steam. 1.4479 0.04131 259 168 66 25
412 If we can't bring the light, we'll bring the heat. 1.4479 0.03946 259 163 76 20
413 I'm not sure the choir can sing in that register. 1.4475 0.04080 257 165 69 23
414 Hurry up with that fugue, my room is freezing! 1.4462 0.04119 260 169 66 25
415 Okay...but I'm not certain 'the hottest church music around' is really what we're after. 1.4462 0.03897 260 163 78 19
416 It's a little too steamy for church music. 1.4457 0.03638 258 155 91 12
417 No, I didn't say the new pipes are rocking. I said they're knocking. 1.4457 0.03955 258 163 75 20
418 We should have gone with solar... 1.4457 0.03993 258 164 73 21
419 I see you pulled out all the stops. 1.4444 0.04212 252 165 62 25
420 It seems a bit out of tune. Shall I call the plumber? 1.4444 0.04136 252 163 66 23
421 They say every time it clanks an angel gets his wings. 1.4444 0.04174 252 164 64 24
422 Well, at least it drowns out the choir. 1.4440 0.04042 250 159 71 20
423 Good thought: Maybe "Knock, knock, knocking" really is the way to heaven's door. 1.4435 0.03161 248 138 110 0
424 The choir's ready whenever you're through warming up. 1.4431 0.04088 246 157 69 20
425 Not only that, think of the money we'll save on heating. 1.4422 0.03141 251 140 111 0
426 Must you take so long to warm up? 1.4419 0.03953 258 164 74 20
427 Really? I find it has a nice, warm sound. 1.4418 0.03847 249 154 80 15
428 Careful, Bach makes the stained glass fog up. 1.4418 0.03972 249 157 74 18
429 Oh it has a truly remarkable register. 1.4418 0.04209 249 163 62 24
430 As soon as I say, "Fire and Brimstone!", pull out all the stops 1.4418 0.04170 249 162 64 23
431 It only plays knock three times if you love me. 1.4418 0.04170 249 162 64 23
432 What would you like me to warm the crowd up with? 1.4418 0.04012 249 158 72 19
433 I can’t play the high notes when the pipes freeze. 1.4413 0.04115 247 159 67 21
434 I guess in the summer we'll just have to go a cappella." 1.4409 0.04149 254 166 64 24
435 "A Mighty Furnace Is Our God"? Really? 1.4408 0.04139 245 158 66 21
436 We probably should have checked his references when the guy said he could give us a really good deal on replacement pipes. 1.4408 0.04139 245 158 66 21
437 Well Father Maguire, this explains that banging sound at the beginning of every hymn. 1.4408 0.04139 245 158 66 21
438 I'll let you use it when Hell freezes over. 1.4408 0.04219 245 160 62 23
439 It's a great idea, Brother John, but there's already enough hot air coming from the pulpit. 1.4408 0.04016 245 155 72 18
440 I do like how the sound radiates. 1.4403 0.03910 243 151 77 15
441 Maybe Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor really doesn't translate to heavy metal. 1.4403 0.03244 243 137 105 1
442 Unfortunately it needs to be tuned by a plumber. 1.4398 0.04145 241 155 66 20
443 Does it always make that banging sound? 1.4398 0.04145 241 155 66 20
444 This will just have to do until we can match you up with an organ donor. 1.4393 0.04253 239 156 61 22
445 Perhaps if you'd tone it down, we'd get more people over the summer. 1.4393 0.04041 239 151 71 17
446 I hope you saved the shipping box. 1.4390 0.04126 246 159 66 21
447 Do you know any tunes that don't go "Clank, Clank, Hiss"? 1.4390 0.04283 246 163 58 25
448 No, I'm not admiring the music....this is the warmest spot in the Cathedral. 1.4375 0.04156 240 155 65 20
449 Is this the "Well Temperatured" Clavier we asked for? 1.4375 0.04197 240 156 63 21
450 Yes, that's the warmer sound I was looking for. 1.4375 0.04028 240 152 71 17
451 When it's out of tune, do you call a plumber? 1.4375 0.04239 240 157 61 22
452 It warms the body and the soul. 1.4375 0.04156 240 155 65 20
453 "Be sure to turn it off when you leave". 1.4375 0.04197 240 156 63 21
454 Heat! Pray! Love! 1.4375 0.04197 240 156 63 21
455 You sure you called the right guy to fix your pipes? 1.4375 0.04239 240 157 61 22
456 Wow, the sound really radiates! 1.4375 0.04280 240 158 59 23
457 It may not be the best organ but I think the parish will warm up to it. 1.4370 0.04007 238 150 72 16
458 You don't mind if we dry a few socks on it, do you? 1.4370 0.04180 238 154 64 20
459 And that is why we don't allow the parishoners to vote on designs. 1.4370 0.04222 238 155 62 21
460 It even has an attachment for making the communion wafers. 1.4370 0.04467 238 161 50 27
461 We might have to sing a cappella in the summer. 1.4370 0.03872 238 147 78 13
462 Be grateful, it's from an organ donor 1.4364 0.04247 236 154 61 21
463 I'm afraid twice on the pipes means the answer is "no." 1.4351 0.04250 239 157 60 22
464 The banging you hear is from the Man Upstairs. 1.4346 0.04399 237 159 53 25
465 Well, it definitely has a warmer tone. 1.4346 0.03972 237 149 73 15
466 Some say Jesus was a carpenter, but we know he was a plumber. 1.4335 0.04153 233 150 65 18
467 You misunderstood. I said 'resonate' more, not radiate. 1.4335 0.03780 233 142 81 10
468 Call a plumber-- it sounds a bit flat. 1.4335 0.04153 233 150 65 18
469 A plumber. It was cheaper. Why? 1.4335 0.04197 233 151 63 19
470 It takes forever to warm up. 1.4335 0.04241 233 152 61 20
471 Your playing radiates such warmth. 1.4335 0.04153 233 150 65 18
472 Nice, we'll call it The Praydiator. 1.4333 0.04398 240 162 52 26
473 This is what happens when you accept the low bid for new organ pipes 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
474 This one has a much warmer sound. 1.4329 0.04266 231 151 60 20
475 I think that one's too hot to Handel. 1.4329 0.04439 231 155 52 24
476 Too hot to Handel. 1.4329 0.04439 231 155 52 24
477 It does have a warm tone. 1.4329 0.03543 231 136 90 5
478 I don't like hearing "A Mighty Fortressssssssssssss Isssssssssssss Our God." 1.4329 0.04266 231 151 60 20
479 Tell the bishop we didn't have to choose between a new furnace or pipe organ, after all. 1.4329 0.04040 231 146 70 15
480 Now you'll remember that you're just the warm-up act... 1.4323 0.04202 229 148 63 18
481 I'm afraid it's too hot to Handel! 1.4322 0.04452 236 160 50 26
482 I think the E flat is leaking. 1.4311 0.04300 225 147 59 19
483 Well, I guess some like it hot. 1.4311 0.04159 225 144 65 16
484 No, that wasn't Bach; but you're getting warmer 1.4304 0.04278 230 151 59 20
485 The plumber said it should be easier to tune. 1.4304 0.04278 230 151 59 20
486 Well, the ad said it has a radiant sound. 1.4298 0.04167 228 147 64 17
487 Can you play anything other than "Pshshssss...clunk"? 1.4298 0.03727 228 138 82 8
488 Well, you said you wanted the church to radiate with music. 1.4292 0.04192 226 146 63 17
489 No, 'celibacy makes you do crazy things' is not a good explanation. Send it back. 1.4292 0.04552 226 154 47 25
490 Is there any way to get a slightly warmer tone? 1.4292 0.04145 226 145 65 16
491 How about something by Mannheim Steamroller? 1.4292 0.04145 226 145 65 16
492 I'll bet it would sound better if you set a pan of water on it. 1.4292 0.04465 226 152 51 23
493 I say ditch confessionals altogether now that we can sweat it out of 'em. 1.4292 0.04465 226 152 51 23
494 Our building committee was irreconcilably deadlocked on whether to replace the heating system or the organ pipes. 1.4292 0.04239 226 147 61 18
495 This is exactly why I am against the legalization of marijuana. 1.4292 0.04680 226 157 41 28
496 And in the summer? 1.4286 0.04403 224 149 54 21
497 Yes, it's unconventional, but its tone is remarkably warm. 1.4286 0.04073 224 142 68 14
498 Let's pray that it doesn't have to be drained. 1.4286 0.04449 224 150 52 22
499 I think you misunderstood when I asked you to bring more warmth to your music. 1.4286 0.04265 224 146 60 18
500 Do you think it is blasphemous if I use it to dry my underwear? 1.4286 0.04312 224 147 58 19
501 I really don't think our congregation is into heavy metal. 1.4279 0.04338 222 146 57 19
502 It will pay for itself in four years. 1.4273 0.04036 227 144 69 14
503 That's the last time we buy pipe organs from China. 1.4273 0.04460 220 147 52 21
504 I’m freezing. Could you turn it up to 6/8? 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
505 Just blowing off some steam? 1.4273 0.03583 220 130 86 4
506 And imagine. Bach had to do it with a wood fire. 1.4273 0.03524 220 129 88 3
507 On the plus side, the church will be a little warmer than usual 1.4273 0.03524 220 129 88 3
508 I admit it doesn't sound good--but we've been able to cut the heating bill by 50%. 1.4273 0.04318 220 144 58 18
509 Keep playing. It's freezing in here. 1.4273 0.04019 220 138 70 12
510 I expected a warmer register. 1.4267 0.03960 225 141 72 12
511 The Lord never lived in Winnipeg. 1.4267 0.04388 225 150 54 21
512 Five more minutes, Father. I'm just warming up. 1.4266 0.04296 218 142 59 17
513 There is warmth to the sound now. 1.4253 0.04206 221 143 62 16
514 Do we need to call a plumber or a organ tuner? 1.4253 0.04303 221 145 58 18
515 I like it but it might be a bit too steamy for church. 1.4253 0.04107 221 141 66 14
516 Well, now you are certainly playing in a different register! 1.4248 0.04142 226 146 64 16
517 It's for a new service we are calling "hot mass." 1.4247 0.04378 219 145 55 19
518 "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" seems a little obvious. 1.4247 0.04281 219 143 59 17
519 The reviews said it had a warmth that resonates. 1.4247 0.04281 219 143 59 17
520 When I said we needed the hymns to radiate toward the heavens, I meant it as a metaphor. 1.4247 0.04473 219 147 51 21
521 And the best part is that it solves our unused holy water problem. 1.4247 0.04232 219 142 61 16
522 I thought we might open with "Klang Klang Klang went the Trolley." 1.4247 0.04426 219 146 53 20
523 It clanks horribly if you play anything Lutheran. 1.4247 0.04519 219 148 49 22
524 Morman Tabernacle ... yard sale 1.4247 0.04029 219 138 69 12
525 This will drown out the hissing from the back pews. 1.4247 0.04281 219 143 59 17
526 But I was just warming up 1.4247 0.04132 219 140 65 14
527 Yes I see brother, but what about the summer concerts? 1.4247 0.04029 219 138 69 12
528 I don't think you quite understand steampunk. 1.4240 0.04357 217 143 56 18
529 I just took a look at this month's heating bill; you're going to have to lay off the Bach. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
530 Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door? 1.4240 0.04642 217 149 44 24
531 Again, but without the hissing sound at the end. 1.4233 0.04130 215 137 65 13
532 It will only play Handel’s Water Music 1.4233 0.04483 215 144 51 20
533 There have been complaints. 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
534 Once more, with heating. 1.4218 0.03408 211 122 89 0
535 Is that Schoenberg? 1.4218 0.03784 211 128 77 6
536 Just don't play 'Flight of the Bumblebee' or this place will turn into a sauna. 1.4211 0.04574 209 141 48 20
537 That G is flat. Call the super. 1.4211 0.04096 209 132 66 11
538 I just assumed you knew what a Wurlitzer is. 1.4206 0.04398 214 142 54 18
539 I call this one, 'knocking on heaven's door' 1.4206 0.04447 214 143 52 19
540 So this live steaming, you really believe it will expand our reach? 1.4206 0.04398 214 142 54 18
541 More John Cage? 1.4206 0.04297 214 140 58 16
542 Call the tuner the pipes are starting to knock. 1.4206 0.04297 214 140 58 16
543 Play "A Mighty Furnace is Our God". 1.4206 0.04496 214 144 50 20
544 In retrospect, it might have a mistake choosing the lowest bidder for the pipe replacement. 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
545 I understand, but church music isn't supposed to be steamy. 1.4190 0.04352 210 138 56 16
546 Why yes it is radiant. 1.4190 0.04404 210 139 54 17
547 Me too, but they're stained glass and they don't open. 1.4190 0.04606 210 143 46 21
548 I'm doing a fire and brimstone sermon Sunday, let's make them sweat! 1.4190 0.04299 210 137 58 15
549 Let the plumber know our C Sharp is heating up the back left rows 1.4190 0.04557 210 142 48 20
550 This isn’t what I meant when I said that the sound should radiate. 1.4190 0.04704 210 145 42 23
551 In case I play something a little steamier. 1.4190 0.04137 210 134 64 12
552 Sadly, it wasn't well received. A lot of hissing. 1.4190 0.04299 210 137 58 15
553 Sure, it's Heavenly in the winter, but it'll be a living Hell come summer. 1.4190 0.04557 210 142 48 20
554 In the 1940s this would have been funny. 1.4190 0.04352 210 138 56 16
555 Working in strange ways wouldn't begin to describe this. 1.4190 0.04137 210 134 64 12
556 Sigh" "I said prepared for the Biggest Easter service not the Biggest Nor'Easter 1.4189 0.03669 222 135 81 6
557 We couldn't afford to fix the heating system AND the organ... 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
558 Sometimes you have to bang on it to get it to work. 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
559 What's the incentive for going to church if you're going to make it hot as hell in here? 1.4178 0.04558 213 145 47 21
560 Welcome to Our Lady of Radiant Heat! 1.4178 0.04460 213 143 51 19
561 You need to play some shorter pieces-- our heating bill has gone way up. 1.4175 0.04074 206 130 66 10
562 Yes, His love radiates everywhere, but still... 1.4171 0.03897 211 131 72 8
563 Don't worry, it'll sound better after it's warmed up. 1.4167 0.04328 204 133 57 14
564 Don't play it over 80 degrees. We want the congregation lethargic, but not actually asleep. 1.4167 0.04463 216 146 50 20
565 "Try Handel's "Water Music". That might get it going... 1.4155 0.04601 207 141 46 20
566 Nothing else worked so we're trying trying heavy metal. 1.4155 0.04445 207 138 52 17
567 So much for "Silent Night" this Christmas. 1.4155 0.04445 207 138 52 17
568 Are you sure this is right? All I asked was for the sound to radiate throughout the church. 1.4155 0.04339 207 136 56 15
569 It's a little out of tune. I'll call the super. 1.4155 0.04284 207 135 58 14
570 It will never be louder than a crying baby but it's worth a shot. 1.4155 0.04550 207 140 48 19
571 Looks like the Cartoon Caption Contest is running out of ideas. 1.4151 0.04522 212 144 48 20
572 This explains the, 'hotter than hell' emails I've been getting. 1.4150 0.03493 200 117 83 0
573 Letting off some steam? 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
574 This explains the plumbing bill. 1.4146 0.04367 205 135 55 15
575 This allows the music to RADIATE throughout the entire chapel!! 1.4146 0.04581 205 139 47 19
576 My heating guy says he's also an organ donor. 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
577 I'm really starting to regret this whole organ donor thing. 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
578 I thought you'd like to blow off some steam. 1.4143 0.04295 210 138 57 15
579 Alas, I wasn't specific enough when I prayed for new pipes. 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
580 When it starts to hiss, just improvise. 1.4138 0.04396 203 134 54 15
581 If you can’t take the heat, there are plenty of organists who would gladly have your job. 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
582 Plays just one register but will heat the place in seconds. 1.4138 0.04049 203 128 66 9
583 I prefer Hiss, Clang, Pop - and THEN the Haleluyah. 1.4138 0.04284 203 132 58 13
584 Play "Jesu Joy of Man's Perspiring." 1.4138 0.04768 203 141 40 22
585 Should we consider an organ transplant? 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
586 I know you wanted a bigger organ but we really had to upgrade the heating system first. 1.4138 0.04284 203 132 58 13
587 But look! We solved the heating problems, restored the organ and are still under budget! 1.4138 0.04284 203 132 58 13
588 Well of course I've heard about botched organ donations, Father. I just never thought it could happen here. 1.4138 0.03989 203 127 68 8
589 Can you play P.D.Q. Bach's 'HVAC Suite' on Sunday? 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
590 Next time you order on line, be more specific. 1.4138 0.04109 203 129 64 10
591 Your Middle C is hissing. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
592 Shall we warm up? 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
593 We ordered a John Calvin model but they sent a Lord Kelvin. 1.4129 0.04698 201 138 43 20
594 It's new, no bells, but it does have the whistles! 1.4129 0.04369 201 132 55 14
595 Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are clanking. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
596 You know what they say, "Big pipes, small organ ." 1.4121 0.04785 199 138 40 21
597 Forgive me but no wonder it's hotter than hell in here. 1.4121 0.04678 199 136 44 19
598 It’s not about the heat it’s about humility 1.4118 0.04488 204 137 50 17
599 RADIANT! THE MUSIC IS ABSOLUTELY RADIANT! 1.4118 0.04324 204 134 56 14
600 It gets right back in tune if you just bang on it a few times. 1.4118 0.04324 204 134 56 14
601 But what about summer? 1.4118 0.03788 204 125 74 5
602 Letting off a little steam, are we, Father? 1.4118 0.04647 204 140 44 20
603 I know, but have you tried turning the big black knob a little to the left? 1.4112 0.04125 197 125 63 9
604 I'm just warming up, Father! 1.4109 0.04059 202 128 65 9
605 The bishop says just hit it with a hammer. 1.4109 0.04237 202 131 59 12
606 It’s out of tune. Call the plumber. 1.4109 0.04408 202 134 53 15
607 It has such a warm tone 1.4100 0.04381 200 132 54 14
608 We need to save some money, so we've set the thermostat to G minor. 1.4098 0.04417 205 137 52 16
609 Do keep in mind that you'll risk voiding the warranty if you pull out all the stops. 1.4091 0.04352 198 130 55 13
610 Except for the occasional knocking, you can't tell the difference. 1.4091 0.04410 198 131 53 14
611 The sound is so-so, but our heating bills have really dropped. 1.4091 0.04692 198 136 43 19
612 I said that the sound should resonate, not radiate. 1.4091 0.04853 198 139 37 22
613 But can you play 'The Sound of Silence' on it? 1.4091 0.04581 198 134 47 17
614 Our previous organist was a plumber on the side. 1.4084 0.04204 191 122 60 9
615 Your music will now radiate throughout the church. 1.4082 0.04260 196 127 58 11
616 You said I should radiate joy. 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
617 I can't help it. That's what music sounds like when it comes out of a radiator. 1.4082 0.04440 196 130 52 14
618 We needed a warmer sound. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
619 So this is Heavy Metal? 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
620 Well, “Don’s Heating and Plumbing “ had the lowest bid on the job so there you are. 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
621 Are you finished warming up? 1.4082 0.04260 196 127 58 11
622 Oh, yes, this can definitely be heard upstairs. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
623 Play something to warm up the crowd. 1.4072 0.04530 194 130 49 15
624 If only it didn't hiss during the sermon. 1.4072 0.04410 194 128 53 13
625 When I said, warm up the choir, this is NOT what I had in mind... 1.4072 0.04410 194 128 53 13
626 Have you tried banging on the pipes? 1.4072 0.04225 194 125 59 10
627 Hopefully it’ll recruit more millennials than the synagogue’s washerdyer. 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
628 All right, who prayed for an organ transplant? 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
629 Yes, I believe radiator music is better than elevator music. 1.4072 0.04530 194 130 49 15
630 Hot enough for you, Father? 1.4070 0.04094 199 127 63 9
631 Looks like there'll be a hot time in the old church tonight. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
632 We’ll still need a guitar player from April to October. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
633 It certainly has a warm sound. 1.4062 0.04441 192 127 52 13
634 Yes, Jesus was a carpenter and obviously not a plumber. 1.4061 0.04243 197 128 58 11
635 when the Bishop told you to get the pipes fixed, hiring a plumber was not your finest hour. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
636 I find that it helps me let off steam. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
637 So you did go to the seminary after vocational school. 1.4053 0.04471 190 126 51 13
638 Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. Nice work Father. 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
639 Maybe too steampunk for this parish. 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
640 The pipes, the pipes are calling 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
641 "The Good Lord lets off steam in mysterious ways". 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
642 And you say you just Googled "pipe repair"? 1.4032 0.04202 186 119 59 8
643 You must be my warm up act. 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
644 Still a little cold in the back. Can you play it again one octave higher? 1.4031 0.03856 191 118 69 4
645 Something to 'warm up the room' was a figure of speech. 1.4031 0.04575 191 129 47 15
646 I got it from the 'Immaculate Convection' collection. 1.4031 0.04453 191 127 51 13
647 You get a much warmer sound this way.. 1.4022 0.04368 184 120 54 10
648 When it’s hot, it bangs out a little Bach. 1.4022 0.04087 184 116 62 6
649 Instead of the music soaring, it seems to radiate. 1.4021 0.04421 189 125 52 12
650 Play louder--the pews in the back are freezing. 1.4021 0.04608 189 128 46 15
651 Father, the plumber said it's not baroque. 1.4021 0.04787 189 131 40 18
652 Yeah, I know, but it just has that warm sound that digital can never replicate. 1.4021 0.04787 189 131 40 18
653 Have you tried banging on it? 1.4021 0.04728 189 130 42 17
654 Will we have to find a plumber to tune it? 1.4021 0.04024 194 123 64 7
655 I can see you are under a lot of pressure. 1.4021 0.04024 194 123 64 7
656 It was on sale. 1.4011 0.04703 187 128 43 16
657 Okay, now we just need to find a way to turn steam into wine. 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
658 so much for the organ donor 1.4011 0.04883 187 131 37 19
659 Most churches go with forced air. 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
660 Do that “click, clack, clickack, cli-cli-clung” sound I hear in my apartment every day. 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
661 Well now we know why it came in under budget 1.4011 0.04451 187 124 51 12
662 This baby tends to run a little hot. 1.4011 0.03594 187 112 75 0
663 Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes. are banging now... 1.4011 0.04579 187 126 47 14
664 I have to say it does have a warmer tone than the old one. 1.4011 0.04386 187 123 53 11
665 How many organ tuners did you say hung up on you? 1.4011 0.04386 187 123 53 11
666 It burns much cleaner than fire and brimstone. 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
667 You never play anything cool. 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
668 It takes a little while to warm up. 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
669 a thousand 'Christians' in this congregation and not one organ donor... 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
670 It sounds awesome and will save us a bundle on utilities. 1.4000 0.04612 185 125 46 14
671 Simply radiant, Father. 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
672 Blowin off some steam, are ya? 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
673 I know that it's not ideal but our only other choice was hell's bells. 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
674 This should warm them up a bit. 1.4000 0.04417 185 122 52 11
675 It won’t stay in tune, should we call the plumber again? 1.4000 0.04612 185 125 46 14
676 They call it steampunk, sir. 1.4000 0.04979 185 131 34 20
677 It's for Handel's "Water Music" 1.4000 0.04212 185 119 58 8
678 It's a radiator. It's not supposed to be tuned. 1.4000 0.04350 185 121 54 10
679 You're too hot to Handel. 1.4000 0.04799 185 128 40 17
680 Just warming up, your grace. 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
681 Play "We Got Steam Heat" 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
682 It only plays one note, but it's really loud. 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
683 The damn thing seems to play itself no matter what I do. 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
684 Plus, it's cut our heating bill in half. 1.4000 0.04350 185 121 54 10
685 I asked for more cow bell. 1.4000 0.05038 185 132 32 21
686 I told you not to go with the low bidder! 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
687 You must have friends in high places if you got the super to fix that! 1.3989 0.03792 183 112 69 2
688 Nice Pipes. 1.3989 0.04447 183 121 51 11
689 Because the Lord is our landlord, and banging on the pipes is how we get His attention. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
690 If it's not baroque, don't fix it. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
691 No. I did not suggest that you try playing with more convection. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
692 Call the super–this thing's baroque. 1.3989 0.04646 183 124 45 14
693 What inspired you to perform The Water Music? 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
694 No. I wanted music for the Eternal Creator, not the Infernal Radiator. 1.3989 0.04958 183 129 35 19
695 Think anyone will notice? 1.3978 0.04898 186 131 36 19
696 Just avoid the augmented fourth. It’s getting hot as hell in here. 1.3978 0.04778 186 129 40 17
697 It's called Toccata and Fugue in Steam-minor 1.3978 0.05015 186 133 32 21
698 It's chilly in here, is that baroque again? 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
699 Do you think, by Sunday, you could eliminate some of the clanks? 1.3978 0.03648 181 109 72 0
700 That fugue was positively radiant. 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
701 Keep in mind. The President will be preaching about a bigger organ. 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
702 Funny, that piece usually sends chills down my spine. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
703 Sounds a little flat. Did you try turning the knob the other way? 1.3978 0.04410 181 119 52 10
704 Well, that's one way to warm up the crowd. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
705 Try it. It’s a great way to blow off some steam. 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
706 I guess that explains the $25,000 for shipping and handling 1.3967 0.04080 184 117 61 6
707 Not just fire today, okay? Play some brimstone too. 1.3967 0.04875 184 129 37 18
708 All the music just goes to the ceiling. 1.3967 0.04814 184 128 39 17
709 The organ transplant didn't turn out as I expected. 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
710 It's our best chance to compete with hot yoga. 1.3966 0.04441 179 118 51 10
711 It does radiate a certain warmth. 1.3955 0.04473 177 117 50 10
712 Your predecessor just couldn't take the heat. 1.3944 0.04351 180 118 53 9
713 Could you play a little faster? The parishioners are complaining about the cold. 1.3944 0.04491 180 120 49 11
714 I call it my "Well temperatured Clavier"... 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
715 Do you want this psalm in Fahrenheit or Celsius? 1.3944 0.04351 180 118 53 9
716 If nothing else, it has a warm sound. 1.3944 0.04491 180 120 49 11
717 Warming up before mass? 1.3944 0.04760 180 124 41 15
718 But it's hard to find a plumber who works with Holy Water. 1.3944 0.04760 180 124 41 15
719 Trust me, this way the landlord has to pay if it breaks. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
720 Not what I imagined the new pipes would look like, but it does have a warm tone. 1.3944 0.04422 180 119 51 10
721 It radiates beautifully. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
722 Hot, right? 1.3944 0.04627 180 122 45 13
723 You need to stop calling it, “Jesu Joy of Man’s Perspiring.” 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
724 Father Murphy says Steampunk will attract the millennials. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
725 Sounds a bit rusty. 1.3944 0.04279 180 117 55 8
726 Letting off some steam, brother? 1.3933 0.04729 178 122 42 14
727 Try something from the The Well-Tempered Radiator." 1.3933 0.04862 178 124 38 16
728 I’ m HVAC certified. I can tune it myself! 1.3933 0.04927 178 125 36 17
729 Can you play a little louder, it’s too cold in the back 1.3933 0.04796 178 123 40 15
730 We have a request for "knocking on heaven's door." 1.3933 0.04796 178 123 40 15
731 Sounds hot. 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
732 Can you stop the hissing while I am preaching? 1.3920 0.04412 176 116 51 9
733 I know, I know...but trust me...you and everyone else will warm up to it in time. 1.3920 0.04185 176 113 57 6
734 It's time to start the service - are you done warming up yet? 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
735 It saves money, and it's not as bad as the baptismal font/coffee maker. 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
736 Didn't you ask for a piece that radiates? 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
737 The way you play, nobody’s going to notice the difference. 1.3920 0.05031 176 125 33 18
738 I appreciate the effort but you are one pipe short of an octave. 1.3920 0.04412 176 116 51 9
739 Play another round. The rear pews are still a little drafty. 1.3920 0.04412 176 116 51 9
740 Just letting off some steam, are we? 1.3920 0.04262 176 114 55 7
741 It's Trump's idea, Father. 1.3908 0.03885 174 108 64 2
742 Works especially well with Vivaldi's "Winter"! 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
743 You rap on the pipes to signal the guy upstairs. 1.3908 0.05201 174 126 28 20
744 In one word, radiant! 1.3908 0.04590 174 117 46 11
745 I really like the way your last hymn radiated through the church! 1.3908 0.04802 174 120 40 14
746 Play it again, that was hot. 1.3908 0.04443 174 115 50 9
747 How about a fugue? I'm chilly. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
748 No wonder it's as hot as hell in here, Father. 1.3908 0.04590 174 117 46 11
749 Then really turn up the heat when I get to Leviticus. 1.3908 0.04213 174 112 56 6
750 Just keep playing until it's not so damn cold in here. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
751 If they can't stand the heat, father, they can get out of the church. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
752 Maybe turn it counterclockwise first. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
753 Shall we open with, 'Let it Bleed'? 1.3908 0.05072 174 124 32 18
754 I'm just getting warmed up. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
755 "I would urge you not to pull out all the stops". 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
756 It has a nice warm tone. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
757 It was built by a member of Congress. 1.3908 0.05072 174 124 32 18
758 Simply radiant. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
759 Have you tried tuning it to Celcius? 1.3908 0.04939 174 122 36 16
760 I think they misunderstood what we meant by pipe organ ! 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
761 Keep pedalling, it's freezing in here 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
762 Start with a little Bach to warm up the crowd. 1.3899 0.04798 159 107 42 10
763 What can I say? Collections are down. If you can think of a better way to heat the church on a budget, I am all ears. 1.3895 0.04550 172 115 47 10
764 Keep playing, my bath water is still running cold. 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
765 Don't you think they get enough hot air from me as it is? 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
766 You got off easy, next month their replacing the altar with a giant toaster. 1.3895 0.05113 172 123 31 18
767 What an absolutely immaculate convection. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
768 It's ideal for performing Handel's "Hot Water Music" 1.3895 0.05113 172 123 31 18
769 The bad news: the church is going solar. The good news: we bought you an electric keyboard. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
770 It has warmth, but lacks intimacy. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
771 When you said a "hot new pipe organ," I had something else in mind. 1.3895 0.04320 172 112 53 7
772 Nice pipes, huh? 1.3895 0.04475 172 114 49 9
773 That's the last time I let a plumber fix our pipe organ. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
774 The Lord squeaks in mysterious ways. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
775 Let's try more clang and less hiss. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
776 Yes, but is steam punk really liturgical? 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
777 A bit steamy for the church, don't you think? 1.3873 0.04676 173 118 43 12
778 Out of tune? But the super just repaired it yesterday. 1.3873 0.04530 173 116 47 10
779 Turn it up. Today's sermon is about Hell. 1.3873 0.04530 173 116 47 10
780 I said 'Aeolian-Skinner'; he heard 'American Standard' . . . 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
781 No wonder it's hot as Hell in here. 1.3869 0.04771 168 115 41 12
782 Our parishioners complain there is already enough hot air coming from the pulpit. 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
783 I said, "Let us radiate joy and happiness", and it appears that you interpreted that quite literally. 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
784 Of course, it takes a while to warm up. 1.3869 0.03862 168 104 63 1
785 It still uses pipes, but it makes a warmer sound. 1.3869 0.04771 168 115 41 12
786 It's absolutely radiant! 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
787 When I asked for a warmer tone, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind... 1.3869 0.04462 168 111 49 8
788 The new rules say we can't let the altar boys see our organs. 1.3869 0.05335 168 123 25 20
789 The choir had to go, but I can feel my toes again. 1.3869 0.04462 168 111 49 8
790 It's especially well-suited for Knockin' On Heaven's Door. 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
791 It seems to be missing the upper register 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
792 I don’t think we have ever cleaned behind it. 1.3869 0.04541 168 112 47 9
793 I expect radiant music for Sunday's service. 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
794 Well this won’t take the heat off the Catholic Church… 1.3867 0.04600 181 124 44 13
795 When I asked if you could warm up the congregation I was thinking of something a bit more spiritual. 1.3864 0.04620 176 120 44 12
796 It’s out of tune. Call the plumber. 1.3860 0.03734 171 105 66 0
797 The HVAC plumbers clearly misunderstood which pipes I asked them to repair. 1.3860 0.04331 171 112 52 7
798 Which pedal controls the banging? 1.3860 0.04251 171 111 54 6
799 We got it used from one of those mega churches. 1.3860 0.04563 171 115 46 10
800 Your playing still lacks warmth 1.3860 0.04410 171 113 50 8
801 This is not what I meant by "warming up the crowd." 1.3860 0.04638 171 116 44 11
802 Give clanks to the LORD, for he is good. 1.3855 0.04244 166 107 54 5
803 ....whistles a little in E Flat, but we won't be freezing in here anymore! 1.3855 0.04808 166 114 40 12
804 Pull out all the stops - the sacristy is a bit chilly this morning. 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
805 No Bach, only heavy metal or steam punk 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
806 Well, the hissing after the sermon isn't exactly a blessing. 1.3841 0.04094 164 104 57 3
807 Ever feel like we are tiny beings in a larger world? 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
808 This model is known for its upper register. 1.3841 0.04528 164 109 47 8
809 You keep losing steam half way through. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
810 I can't hear a thing either. Let's call the plumber back. 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
811 Do you know any Radiatorhead? 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
812 I don't know. Maybe we should reconsider this Craiglist thing. 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
813 St. Peter's got solar panels. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
814 Blowing off a little steam Father? 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
815 It just doesn't sound the same in the summer. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
816 THIS will bring in the flock on these cold winter days! 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
817 The janitor--bless his soul--can be a little passive-aggressive. How many times did you say you complained to him about your hands being cold? 1.3818 0.04253 165 107 53 5
818 The Devil made me do it. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
819 Yes, I see those advantages for now, but what will we do when summer comes? 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
820 The Lord warms in mysterious ways I guess. 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
821 I can't say it has improved your playing, but it sure is nice and toasty in here. 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
822 Thank God, I thought someone was hissing at me from the pews. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
823 Sure, some people come for the radiator. But I like to think they stay for us. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
824 Pipefitters, Steamfitters, who would have known the difference in the yellow pages. 1.3818 0.05332 165 121 25 19
825 The man upstairs doesn't like it when you bang on the pipes. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
826 Change keys? We'll have to call the super. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
827 First Congregational Church in Winnipeg 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
828 Warmed up yet? 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
829 Do we really want the church to be "hotter than hell"? 1.3818 0.05192 165 119 29 17
830 It's not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer. 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
831 You were hot tonight. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
832 We should upgrade to forced air 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
833 Thou shalt not hire non-union labor, my son. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
834 Bach. The Steampunk variations. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
835 P. D. Q. Bach installed it personally, so the Landmarks Commission won't let us put in a new one. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
836 I think you’re taking this steam punk thing a bit too far, Father Julius. 1.3804 0.04193 163 105 54 4
837 I think I need to be more precise with my prayers for new pipes for the organ. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
838 Have you tried banging on the pipes? 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
839 Father Thomas, this is how you play with more convection! 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
840 I see no need to warm up. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
841 Now that’s some set of pipes. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
842 This should get the audience warmed up. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
843 So, do we pray for steam or bang on the pipes? 1.3804 0.04455 163 108 48 7
844 No, it only bangs if you pull out all the stops. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
845 Can you adjust to a higher octave? The choir's getting cold. 1.3804 0.04540 163 109 46 8
846 I'm playing Handel's 'Hot Water Music' this Sunday. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
847 Not quite what I had in mind...but you’re getting warmer. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
848 And all this time I thought the hissing was a reaction to my sermons... 1.3804 0.04703 163 111 42 10
849 From the sound of it you need to blow off some steam. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
850 I suppose that's what you call putting the pedal to the metal. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
851 Just trying to let off a little steam, Father. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
852 It’s still a little cold in here. Can you raise the tempo? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
853 You say it's frugal in February, but you'll call it martyrdom in August. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
854 Well, I have to admit, it radiates warmth. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
855 The choir wasn't good today but the organ was hot. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
856 We couldn't afford to repair both the organ and the heat. 1.3789 0.04128 161 103 55 3
857 The bass just radiates, doesn't it? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
858 I should have read the fine print on the organ donor registry. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
859 It came from St. Calliope's. 1.3789 0.05356 161 118 25 18
860 Can you increase the tempo by about 2 degrees? 1.3789 0.04574 161 108 45 8
861 "Have you seen the new Baptismal Fountain, it's a Jacuzzi"! 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
862 Should it be hissing like that? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
863 I wondered why Joe's Plumbing and Heating was listed as an organ donor. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
864 I still think a thermostat would have been simpler than a keyboard. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
865 Something a little less steamy, perhaps? 1.3789 0.04221 161 104 53 4
866 I told you not to order from Amazon. 1.3789 0.04658 161 109 43 9
867 I’m just blowing off steam. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
868 It does have a warmer sound, but the heating bills are killing us. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
869 The parishioners demanded the music resemble the message, sir. So I found this heavy, cranky instrument that's filled with hot air. 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
870 Could you play something a bit more uptempo? The back pews are still complaining of a draft. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
871 I think we awarded the contract to the wrong Pipe Fitters. 1.3782 0.04668 156 105 43 8
872 I have to admit that it does produce a very warm sound. 1.3782 0.03895 156 97 59 0
873 You’re right, they do sound the same. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
874 ...and, it's a holy water dispenser. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
875 If you want me to play all eight verses of that hymn, it's going to be hot as hell in here. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
876 Sorry. I just needed to let off a little steam. 1.3774 0.04694 159 108 42 9
877 I don’t know. Have you seen the church’s heating bills lately? 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
878 It’s a high pressure gig - the last guy couldn’t take the heat. 1.3774 0.04521 159 106 46 7
879 I'm getting heat from above. 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
880 The man upstairs is banging on the pipes again. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
881 I said "radiant", not "radiate." 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
882 Once the clanging stops it sounds pretty good. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
883 You told me to play with more warmth, didn't you? 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
884 Yeah, so we're hoping you can play 'The Well-Temperatured Clavier '! 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
885 Ever since we got the new organ, it's hot as hell in here. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
886 You can call it Steampunk, but I call it heavenly. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
887 The Bible says God was angry. Not steamed. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
888 It's less of a crescendo and more of a constant hiss. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
889 Still, probably best to avoid "huge hot organ" in the concert flyer. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
890 The super had better get that working by 11 o'clock mass 1.3774 0.04609 159 107 44 8
891 Let me remind you, the church can barely afford pianissimo. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
892 "Heavy metal," huh? 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
893 I was just warming up. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
894 Heavy metal? not a big fan. 1.3774 0.04609 159 107 44 8
895 Fine; but what about summer? 1.3774 0.04521 159 106 46 7
896 Let's start again -- take it from the third hiss after the second clank. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
897 New York apartment in D major. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
898 Are you sure? I swear I heard the congregation hissing. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
899 It's the hottest thing in music right now. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
900 Wow, that was the hottest "Amazing Grace" ever. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
901 Just letting off a little steam. 1.3774 0.04249 159 103 52 4
902 And I always thought it was the congregation making the hissing sound. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
903 I wonder how solar would sound? 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
904 Maybe it will sound better when it gets warmed up. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
905 It needs more cowbell. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
906 Your music radiates a unique warmth. 1.3750 0.04671 160 109 42 9
907 I’m just letting off some steam, Father. 1.3750 0.04836 160 111 38 11
908 Can you fix the hiss before Sunday? 1.3750 0.04671 160 109 42 9
909 If you can find the right key the hissing will stop. 1.3750 0.04411 160 106 48 6
910 That tone isn't quite right, but you're getting warmer. 1.3750 0.04499 160 107 46 7
911 Is that 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Heater'? 1.3742 0.05427 155 114 24 17
912 I am pleased with the overall sound, but the knocking during Ave Maria was a distraction. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
913 Sorry, your playing leaves me cold. 1.3742 0.04590 155 104 44 7
914 Sometimes you just got to blow off some steam. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
915 As Bach would say, a Well-Tempertured Calvier. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
916 I guess the Devil is in the detail. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
917 It’s got a nice warm tone. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
918 I like that piece. It seems to radiate warmth. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
919 If it does not work, we may be in hot water! 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
920 Yeah. But can you do “Ker boom boom BANG” at 3AM? 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
921 One second, let me warm up a bit. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
922 If you could push the psalms a little longer than usual that would be great. The pastor needs his mittens dried. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
923 I really play to let off steam 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
924 I agree Monseigneur, it sounds radiant. 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
925 How long does it take you to warm up? 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
926 I think we had different ideas about the music radiating throughout the hall 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
927 Do you know Jesu, joy of Man’s Perspiring ? 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
928 I used to play, to let off some steam. 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
929 I do admit that I had a bit of language difficulty when I ordered the thing from Naples... 1.3718 0.04657 156 106 42 8
930 Deus ex machine? 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
931 Not sure this will improve our summer attendance. 1.3701 0.04115 154 99 53 2
932 God works in mysterious ways ...our building engineer works in mischievous ways. 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
933 Our parishioners complained that our services lacked warmth. 1.3701 0.04414 154 102 47 5
934 What if we open the windows? 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
935 That’s the last time I go with the lowest repair estimate! 1.3691 0.04602 149 100 43 6
936 Truthfully Father, it sounds like hell and is damn near as hot. 1.3691 0.04189 149 96 51 2
937 Sorry I'm a bit rusty; I'm still warming up. 1.3691 0.03967 149 94 55 0
938 It's what they play in Hell. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
939 I called maintenance. As long as the church next door controls the volume, there's not much we can do. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
940 Sounds good except the occasional banging noise. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
941 Sure it sounds good but the fuel cost is killing us. 1.3684 0.04638 152 103 42 7
942 It was sent from above, but we thought it would be rude to say anything. 1.3684 0.04035 152 97 54 1
943 Thank God, St. Calliope answered our prayers. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
944 To be frank, our parishioners can't hear anymore and their hands are cold. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
945 The bass notes are nice, but the hissing could use some work. 1.3684 0.04543 152 102 44 6
946 I am just letting off a little steam. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
947 I think He meant “music shall heal the soul”, not heat the soul. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
948 When I asked you to warm up the choir, this is not what I meant. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
949 I want them to know what Hell feels like. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
950 When the Vatican said they were consolidating departments, this is not what I expected. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
951 No wonder it’s hotter than hell in here. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
952 On the phone he assured me that they were experts with pipes. 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
953 I admit I was skeptical... but its atonality is strangely nice and toasty. 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
954 Whew! So that's what the alter boys meant about your hot organ. 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
955 I just don't think you will be able to play that register. 1.3684 0.04638 152 103 42 7
956 "Twice on the pipes, if He ain't gonna show"? 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
957 Well, you said you wanted a hot time in the old house tonight. 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
958 Wonderful organ. The music seems to radiate from it. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
959 When I said, "Play something that warms the soul," this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3673 0.04432 147 97 46 4
960 It's a two-part invention, with a warm upper register. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
961 More allegro. I'm cold in the apse. 1.3673 0.04217 147 95 50 2
962 Why don't you try taking it down a few degrees? 1.3673 0.04536 147 98 44 5
963 I thought we agreed to no longer use 'Moe's Heating & Organ Repair'. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
964 You didn't reach God, but the Pope in Rome just called. 1.3673 0.04217 147 95 50 2
965 I too find that playing is a good way let off a little steam. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
966 Take the summer off. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
967 No disrespect, Father, but it's hotter than hell over here. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
968 Did you try opening the valve? 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
969 God called again. It’s still too loud. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
970 Banging it with a wrench often works. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
971 No, I'm not familiar with Bach's sonata in steam minor. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
972 Lent is a time of penance, Andrew, not torture. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
973 I have a confession to make. I may have ordered the wrong one. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
974 I see you've pulled out all the stops today. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
975 Try G major, I'm still chilly. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
976 Remember my son, it is not heat we seek, but light. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
977 The new organ sounds radiant! 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
978 I thought I'd finish with a rousing rendition of "Steam Heat." 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
979 I asked Him for inspiration. He thought I said perspiration. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
980 Better cool it down a little bit my son. Ain't nothing worse for a young priest than playin' with a hot organ. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
981 Play "Baby its cold outside". 1.3655 0.04245 145 94 49 2
982 The gurgling and hissing, the heat. Perfect for my sermon on Hell. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
983 I still think it would have been more reverential for Harry's Heating Service to sponsor a stained glass window advertisement. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
984 This oughta give them some idea of what music from hell would be like. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
985 I had the pipes replaced. Now each note radiates! 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
986 You might want to crack the window. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
987 It seems like a complicated way to adjust the temperature. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
988 We probably should have been more specific when we asked the plumber to "fix the pipes". 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
989 Don't worry Father, I'll have the crowd warmed up well before your sermon. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
990 Do you know 'There'l be a hot time in the old town tonight?' 1.3649 0.05520 148 110 22 16
991 I'm afraid it's out of tune again. Time to call the plumber. 1.3649 0.04613 148 100 42 6
992 Not quite what I meant by asking you to radiate more warmth! 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
993 Sorry, Father. I was just letting off a little steam. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
994 Technically it’s a percussion instrument. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
995 When I said let’s get new pipes, you weren’t supposed to call the Plumber! 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
996 When I said "try radiating some warmth," I was referring to your sermons. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
997 Beautifully played, but it lacks the warmth that I was hoping for. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
998 On the flip side, the new basement heater sounds absolutely beautiful. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
999 Let us pray we get an organ transplant. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1000 The ad was for a pre-war, rent-controlled chapel sublet. What sort of organ did you expect? 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1001 Masses are really starting to heat up. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1002 I said ‘inspiration’ not ‘perspiration’! 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1003 I asked for something that would resonate not radiate. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1004 Play 'Misty' for me. 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1005 Funny. No one has ever told me my organ was too big before? 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1006 It sounds like a lot of hot air. 1.3649 0.04512 148 99 44 5
1007 Will your playing improve if I adjust the thermostat? 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1008 Play something warm. No, play something radiant. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1009 Do you know any Radiatorhead? 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1010 It's just until we earn enough at Bingo to pay the heating bill. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1011 Can you turn up the volume? It's a bit cold in here. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1012 It'll sound better once the pipes warm up 1.3636 0.04303 154 102 48 4
1013 I hear the Lutherans are getting one of those forced-air organs. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1014 A little steamy for the congregation don't you think? 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1015 Twice on the pipes, if the answer is 'no'. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1016 If it stops working, bang on the pipe. 1.3630 0.04649 146 99 41 6
1017 Letting off a little steam are we? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1018 Well it's definitely a warmer sound. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1019 It's getting cold in here....play the next song in G. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1020 The refrain gathers steam, then ends with a hiss boom bah 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1021 I was praying for a big donation, but should have been more specific. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1022 Is it just me, or do you hear a whistling sound in the upper register? 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1023 Yes, it's hot. I just like to give the parishioners a taste of where they could be going. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1024 ...but you said my music sent chills down everyone's spine! 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1025 Warming up? 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1026 I thought the congregation was hissing at my sermon. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1027 Mrs. O'Grady called again from upstairs. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1028 When you’re finished playing with it, turn it down a few degrees. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1029 Giving the wicked a sneak preview? 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1030 It allows the music to radiate through the church. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1031 I was just warming up. 1.3630 0.03993 146 93 53 0
1032 The Landlord will hear us now. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1033 Goddamn Craigslist! 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1034 Maybe if you put a bowl of water on top you won't sound so dry. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1035 Lower registers, please. The nave is freezing. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1036 It isn't pretty, but it does have a nice warm sound. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1037 Well, this should blend nicely with all the hot air that's emanating from the pulpit. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1038 Well, I think this should take care of the draft in the church. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1039 Play something hot and steamy 1.3630 0.04110 146 94 51 1
1040 The neighbors upstairs are wondering if you could turn it down. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1041 Certainly sounds more radiant now. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1042 Just be careful. The high G can melt the windows. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1043 And you can dry your wet mittens on it too. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1044 Solar panels were too expensive. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1045 Yes, you were right. The congregation prefers steam to hot air. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1046 The service starts in ten minutes. Have you warmed up yet? 1.3630 0.04441 146 97 45 4
1047 The congregation was divided between buying a new heating system or a pipe organ. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1048 It sounds a little rusty to me. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1049 Sounds like a lot of hot air to me. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1050 Tone's much clearer now that we drained it. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1051 As church music goes I'd say that was pretty steamy. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1052 When you play, it becomes hot as hell in here. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1053 Well, it did solve the pigeon problem. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1054 I just condemned the entire congregation for gossiping about the size of your organ. I guess that was—premature. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1055 I can't wait to listen to you playing Handel's Water Music with this gadget 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1056 Well, Brother, some like it hot. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1057 Would you like to hear Handel's Water Music? 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1058 We're just getting warmed up. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1059 So the music goes 'round and 'round and comes out where? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1060 If that really was God knocking, You'd think He'd have a little better rhythm. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1061 Ah! Music that warms the soul. 1.3630 0.04547 146 98 43 5
1062 Your music should inspire, not perspire! 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1063 Now let them say we lack warmth. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1064 Amazing Grace turns it up 5 degrees! 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
1065 Our board decided that a plumber woud be less expensive than an organ tuner. 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
1066 It sends the wrong message, Franklin. The congregation already thinks we're full of hot air. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1067 Your recycling efforts are inspired. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1068 It adds warmth to the music. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
1069 I received complaints that your hymns are way too steamy. 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
1070 Our church member Ned from Ned's Plumbing and Heating generously upgraded our pipe organ. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1071 It can also make cappuccino. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1072 I thought I noticed more warmth in your playing lately. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1073 I bet it took an act of God to get that through the church door. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1074 Are you sure you can blend the wheezing, hissing, and banging into our hymns? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1075 Could you play a little faster? There is a draft by the altar. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1076 I miss the old calliope too, but more people are coming to mass on cold mornings... 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
1077 It radiates a warm sound. 1.3611 0.04364 144 95 46 3
1078 If it gets any colder in here, play everything fortissimo. 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
1079 It helps me let off steam. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1080 It has such a warm tone 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1081 Try it in a higher register. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1082 Steam Punk in the service of the Lord, you say? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1083 Not much on sound .. but we save a ton on heating bills. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1084 Don't get too excited. Nothing steamy. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1085 Forgive me father, for I have steamed. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1086 Now, listen to "Amazing Grace" on the whistle setting. It's a blast! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1087 A word of advice, bang all you want but you annoy the upstairs neighbor at your own peril. 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
1088 eBay. Why? 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1089 This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to change the register 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1090 I like the warmer sound 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
1091 I meant "at the same time," when I said to "replace the pipes with the radiator..." 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
1092 Well it is not exactly Fire and Brimstone, but it is large radiant heat. 1.3597 0.04452 139 92 44 3
1093 So this is your plan to warm up the choir? 1.3597 0.04333 139 91 46 2
1094 Your keyboard work is simply radiant! 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1095 They say the organ technician used to be a plumber 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1096 Every time I play low C, the neighbors start banging on the ceiling. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1097 Play something for the apartment upstairs. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1098 Just don't bang on all night. 1.3592 0.04617 142 96 41 5
1099 It doesn't look temporary. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1100 It’s more energy efficient than an electric organ 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1101 It helps warm up the audience 1.3586 0.04450 145 97 44 4
1102 I thought I heard a hissing during my sermon. 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
1103 There'll be a hot time in the old church tonight! 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1104 I know the sound is not great, but the church will be happy with our contribution to renewable energy. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1105 Yes Father, God does work in strange ways. 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
1106 It speaks to my Lutheran frugality 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1107 I knew we shouldn't buy it off eBay. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1108 O Danny boy--the pipes, the pipes are calling. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1109 We were hoping for something a little more J.S. Bach and a little less Spike Jones. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1110 We should be proud. It's the first heavy-metal organ in Boston. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1111 Yes, it does make me feel warm all over but I don't think it's because of the way you play it. 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
1112 The plumber is on his way to tune it. 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
1113 `Turn the big black Handel and there`s your Watermusic.`` 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1114 I think it sounds hideous, but my soul seems oddly warmed 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
1115 I'm warming up to it. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1116 Looks like you pulled out all the stops. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1117 We should not have bought an organ from a heating company. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1118 I play all today's hottest tunes. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1119 I like the sound, but we have to get rid of the banging! 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1120 The heavenly sound just radiates 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
1121 Ever heard of "steampunk"? 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
1122 Oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are warming. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1123 Tune it a bit colder this week. Too many parishioners dozed off last Sunday. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1124 Guess it'll be a hot time in the ol' church today! 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1125 Father! I think I've found that warmer sound you were looking for... 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1126 "Steam heat" is not appropriate liturgical music. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1127 Play Toccata and Fugue in D minor; that heats it up to about 75. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1128 I call it "The Hot-Tempered Clavier" 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1129 Well I guess that's one way to fire up the congregation! 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1130 Once more, with warmth. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1131 You know how expensive organs are and how much it costs to heat this place. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1132 Do you want me to put it back in your office? 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
1133 Thought I heard the pipes calling. Were you playing "Danny Boy"? 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
1134 You said my performance lacked warmth. 1.3566 0.04903 143 100 35 8
1135 New instruments don't have that warmth. 1.3562 0.04426 146 98 44 4
1136 Doesn't sound right. Was it flushed? 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1137 What a set of pipes! 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1138 Hot pipes! 1.3551 0.04460 138 92 43 3
1139 Your music radiates. 1.3551 0.04577 138 93 41 4
1140 You must be the warm-up act. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1141 No, I said I wished it could be more radiant. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1142 It's 2 degrees out. Try the Bach. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1143 If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the chapel! 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1144 Go ahead and let off some steam 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1145 Play some music that goes well with an overheated church and a sermon on hell. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1146 Wait for the finale, it really heats up. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1147 When I get to the part about eternal damnation, go into 'Heat Wave'. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1148 Its one shrieking note is more fitting to the times. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
1149 We may have to open a few windows for the Hallelujah Chorus. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1150 Maybe a little less "s-s-s-s-s-s" in the second chorus. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1151 Good, but can you get rid of that banging? 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1152 So you’re the warm up act? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1153 I donno, I still think vinyl sounds warmer. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1154 What a wonderful way to let off some steam. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1155 Remember, you're just the warm up act. 1.3529 0.04612 136 92 40 4
1156 I thought the "Restore the Organ" campaign needed to pick up some steam. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1157 It's certainly been a blessing this winter. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1158 I'll let you finish warming up. 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1159 No, I don’t think Mannheim Steamroller is appropriate. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1160 No, but hymn a few bars, and I'll fake it. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1161 "Not streaming music. Steaming music.' 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1162 This is not what I expected when you said the new pipes would radiate sound. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1163 I'm thinking this might be perfect for my eternal damnation sermon. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1164 Be patient. The Lord said he'd send a guy down. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1165 Call the super. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1166 Truthfully, parishioners hate the music, but they love the heat. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1167 'Steam Heat' is not my idea of a hymn. 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1168 Well it seems a innovative addition but remember no steamy music. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1169 I'd have the super fix the banging noise, but it helps keep the flock awake. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1170 It's making that hymning sound again. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1171 It was on sale at the steampunk store. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1172 Playing the organ has always been my way of letting off steam. 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1173 And we make the steam from old holy water 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1174 Hmmm ... the plumber tuned it just last week. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1175 For the last time, I will not play "Steam Heat!" 1.3521 0.04379 142 95 44 3
1176 Parishioners say your music radiates a natural warmth 1.3507 0.04768 134 92 37 5
1177 Before I agree to this, I want to hear you play "Chattanooga Choo Choo". 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
1178 Our HVAC contractor is an organ donor. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
1179 Committee? 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1180 I like it's warm tones. 1.3504 0.04586 137 93 40 4
1181 Makes sense. The donor was head of the Pipefitters Union 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1182 Just play a few scales. It'll warm up. 1.3504 0.04220 137 90 46 1
1183 How hot thou art! 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1184 I hadn't expected steampunk to crossover to sacred music. 1.3485 0.04561 132 89 40 3
1185 The plumber was cheaper. 1.3485 0.04686 132 90 38 4
1186 Does it play anything other than 'Steam Heat'? 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1187 That's not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted the music to radiate. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1188 Yes indeed, Vatican II changed the sound of the liturgy in many ways. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1189 It has warm tones, but could you get rid of the knocking notes. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1190 Yeah, these ancient cathedrals are a pain to heat. 1.3485 0.04300 132 87 44 1
1191 Hit it hard when we pass the collection plate. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1192 I like it. It warms the place up. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1193 I got it from a mega church. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1194 Our parishioners love your version of, 'Steam Heat.' 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1195 Christ, it's hot in here! 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1196 Hello, Father. Just thought I'd blow off some steam. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1197 It turns hot water into hot air! 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1198 It's all part of our new sustainable energy program, Father 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1199 Our parish is aging, the tradeoff works for them. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1200 Letting off a little steam, father? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1201 Jesus Christ, that was hot. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1202 Try playing "The Heat is On." 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1203 It's very simple: you play, we get warm; you stop, we get cold. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1204 May the Lord bless Craig and his list. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1205 Nothing too steamy. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1206 This is one way to radiate God's Glory. 1.3478 0.04895 138 97 34 7
1207 That’s totally rad. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1208 Father Mike, we'd like you to radiate more warmth through your music. 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
1209 Yes, Monsignor, you're right. It's a great way to blow off steam. 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1210 Wow...the Bishop is going to be steamed when he sees this ! 1.3459 0.05551 133 99 22 12
1211 This is the Fire and Brimstone model? 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
1212 Your music radiates warmth. 1.3459 0.04407 133 89 42 2
1213 We're adding another service and I don't want you to run out of steam. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1214 Must you take so long to warm up? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
1215 She may be old, but she's still hot! 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1216 I've got to admit, the sounds it emits are both soothing and warm. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
1217 I guess some like it hot 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1218 Play something that radiates more empathy. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1219 Any thoughts on why our heating bill is through the roof this month? 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1220 Brother, can't you just wear socks? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1221 It needs more cowbell. 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1222 Gotta hand it to you, once you warm up, you're not bad. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1223 Could you raise the thermostat to G#? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1224 I'd say we're going to need a plumber to tune these pipes 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1225 Also, you can tap it with a hammer when you want to get the Big Guy's attention upstairs. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
1226 I thought metal meant something entirely different. 1.3456 0.04351 136 91 43 2
1227 Play it again with a little more steam. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1228 I like ours better than Our Lady of Calliope's 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
1229 Any requests other than "Steam Heat"? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1230 When I said I wanted to hear radiant music coming from the pipes, this isn't what I meant. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1231 I thought it would be a good way to warm up the congregation for your sermons 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1232 I'm going to take a lot of heat for this decision 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1233 Technically they are pipes. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1234 D sharp in the second octave is off again. Better call the super. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1235 Sometimes I need to blow off a little steam. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1236 You're right - this should definitely warm up the crowd. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1237 Except for a couple clangs and hisses, it really improves the acoustics in this room. 1.3435 0.04695 131 90 37 4
1238 I understand. Sometimes you just have to let off steam. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1239 Give me a second to warm up. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1240 Letting off a little steam, father? 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1241 I’m already warmed up. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1242 No, no, more "hiss" and less "bang" 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1243 Prepare yourself. We're going solar. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1244 I think it may need a bleeding. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1245 My mother always told me it was no more than a pipe dream. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1246 It sounds great, but the holy water keeps evaporating. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1247 Now maybe we can get by with less hot air from the pulpit! 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1248 You're right. It has a very warm sound to it. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1249 Could you take it down an octave? It's getting a little hot in here. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1250 You know, He was also a heck of a plumber... 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1251 Don't judge me yet, I'm still warming up! 1.3435 0.04695 131 90 37 4
1252 There's nothing I cherish more that a warm religious experience. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1253 Pick up the tempo, brother. It's a little chilly in here. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1254 All I hear is hissing 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1255 Play louder. I'm cold. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1256 Ahh...But the sound is simply radiant! 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1257 The big guy asked us to turn up the heat, right? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1258 Well, if it helps you warm up before services, so be it. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1259 Now that's what I call a warm tone 1.3435 0.04695 131 90 37 4
1260 Technically, it is a calliope. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1261 You're in hot water. 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
1262 Nice set of pipes. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1263 Now that you mention it, it does sound better than the one in my apartment 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1264 Well, one critic says it "exudes astonishingly warm tones." 1.3435 0.04568 131 89 39 3
1265 Music helps me let off steam. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1266 It’s unorthodox, but the music does radiate well. 1.3435 0.04165 131 86 45 0
1267 Clangs a bit, but I love the warm tone. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1268 Time to pull out all the stops. The parishioners are freezing. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1269 You said you wanted a higher register. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1270 Do the best you can. This summer we'll exchange it for an air conditioner. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1271 Get it tuned. It sounds like its knockin' on heaven's door. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1272 I'm ready to heat things up, Father! 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1273 When I said you need to warm up before each Service, that's not quite what I had in mind. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1274 Drain it before you pull out the stops. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1275 It's a psalm-warmer 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1276 I'm warming up to the idea. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1277 Play Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1278 I don't know, John, I think you're just running out of steam. 1.3413 0.04802 126 87 35 4
1279 Sometimes I just need to let off some steam 1.3413 0.04802 126 87 35 4
1280 Rabbi Rabinowitz across the street gave us a good deal. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1281 It’s a chorale. It begins with staccato clicking, then it recapitulates with a head of steam. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1282 I never heard "Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling" sound so good! 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1283 Is it hard to play Silent Night on that thing? 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1284 With luck, you will not reject the donated organ. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1285 Letting a little steam off? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1286 Well, I don’t think that’s quite in the right register... 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1287 Nice try, but the space heater still has to go. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1288 Your last piece was a little too hot and steamy. 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1289 It's a bit out of tune but we've gotten no complaints about the heat. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1290 We losing younger people to the Protestant church. They use the electric baseboard. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1291 I'm just warming up, Father! 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1292 It's a simple fact, Monsignor: a half-million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to! 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1293 I play it to let off steam 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1294 It still hisses when I hit G. 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1295 I agree, the new organ has a warm sound. 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1296 Who knew Handel's "Water Music" could be so hot. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1297 When I said, I want a radiant organ, this is not what I meant... 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1298 Our primary instrument is in the main chapel. This one's just for warming up. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1299 This will show the Methodists across the street. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1300 No, no that's way off! It was three clanks, two rattles and one hiss. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1301 You understand that only makes sense to New Yorkers? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1302 I had something else in mind when you said you purchased a steam pipe organ. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1303 Really wish we could open those windows a bit. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1304 It was a donation from the plumbers union. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1305 At Seminary I did a double major, Religious Studies and Experimental Sound Practices with a minor in Heating and Air Conditioning. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1306 Play something from the SisssssTeen Chapel 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1307 I love the warmth of the tone. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1308 If you can manage some hot licks....we're freezing down stairs. 1.3411 0.04332 129 86 42 1
1309 I'm only warming up! 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1310 Warms the soul, doesn't it? 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1311 At least it’s not a calliope. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1312 Can you lay off the bass pedals? It's getting hot as Hell in here. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1313 What if it adds to global warming? 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1314 You said you wanted a warmer sound 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1315 Once it warms up it really whistles. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1316 Can you play a little Steampunk? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1317 So are you done warming up or what? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1318 I STILL say, leave the urban folk music to the Unitarians. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1319 Reviews are in. Your playing's occasionally clunky, but still radiates a certain warmth. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1320 There were complaints that your playing lacked warmth. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1321 It DOES lend the music a certain warmth doesn't it? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1322 This piece is titled 'Fugue in Apartment Twelve C Major'. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1323 We think the banging is God telling us to keep it down. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1324 More heat, less brimstone. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1325 So your previous experience is playing the accordion? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1326 Are you sure it's supposed to clang like that? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1327 It sounds like hell. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1328 Pull out all the stops and heat this place up. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1329 I don’t think that is what Handel intended for his Water Music. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1330 Tell Him I'm just warming up. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1331 Have you thought about opening that valve? 1.3411 0.04603 129 88 38 3
1332 The place is freezing. Play some of Handel's Hot Water Music. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1333 It's a little steamy for the church, isn't it? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1334 We merged the music and maintenance budget. You're now the deacon of pipes. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1335 I know I said the clangs were musical, but they’re not that good. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1336 It has a warm tone, doesn't it? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1337 So YOU'RE the guy in 5C. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1338 Yes, I supposed this will help your playing radiate warmth. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1339 Play something hot. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1340 Overcompensating for something, Deacon? 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1341 There's a warmth to your playing that wasn't apparent with our old organ. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1342 Hmm... I see your pipe dream is heating up! 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1343 We have a request from the audience for 98 degrees. 1.3406 0.04177 138 92 45 1
1344 This is what you get for hiring a plumber to repair the pipes. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1345 You'll take the heat if it sounds bad. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1346 Any response to our prayers? Twice on the pipes if the answer is no. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1347 The steampunk organ should bring in the millennials. 1.3387 0.04564 124 84 38 2
1348 It's not Art if it's not disturbing. 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1349 Hey, Do you know "Steam Heat" from The Pajama Game!!?? 1.3387 0.04706 124 85 36 3
1350 That should rattle their pipes. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1351 It does radiate good will. 1.3386 0.04772 127 88 35 4
1352 It’s a steam pipe organ. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1353 Our prayers were answered but now we need a second miracle to pay the heating bill. 1.3386 0.04772 127 88 35 4
1354 Do you know "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley?" 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1355 Father Ron, I’m just letting off a little steam today. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1356 We really saved switching from forced air. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1357 It's fine for now, but how do we keep them coming when the weather gets warmer? 1.3386 0.04639 127 87 37 3
1358 I like how the music really radiates in this room. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1359 I can do rising steam as you ascend the pulpit. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1360 there's a hiss in your A minor. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1361 This should take care of the "not enough heat" complaints 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1362 The new church organist comes highly esteamed 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1363 I renounced Satan for THIS? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1364 Rad! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1365 You play with great warmth. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1366 This will sound great when you play the part about radiant beams from heaven above. 1.3386 0.04362 127 85 41 1
1367 Looks like you’re just warming up. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1368 Can we try it without the clanking? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1369 Maybe we should just go back to the fire and brimstone. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1370 I asked for an expresso machine we got this! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1371 This way the congregation will feel the radiance of the Lord 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1372 Turn up the heat a bit... My weeks sermon is on Mark 9:43 and gun violence. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1373 It may not sound as good as our old pipe organ but at least it'll keep the church warm this winter. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1374 I guess we should have realized that our plumber would have a different solution to upgrading our organ pipes. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1375 It really causes the music to radiate. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1376 You're fogging up the windows. 1.3386 0.04362 127 85 41 1
1377 I knew a pipe organ for $500 on eBay was too good to be true. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1378 A question: Which stop makes the clanging? 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1379 Hot riff! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1380 I agree. The clanking adds majestic tones. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1381 Nothing like a Hot Bach Fugue on cold Sundays. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1382 Well that might explain that banging we keep hearing. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1383 Maintenance promises it’s temporary. 1.3386 0.04639 127 87 37 3
1384 Ah, I see the Father took April Fools a little far again this year... 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1385 Can you play it one octave cooler? 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1386 Which keys make the clanking and banging sounds? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1387 It only plays one note, but it's got really warm tones. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1388 The chimes they are a-changin'. 1.3385 0.04575 130 89 38 3
1389 Do you mind playing anything other than 'The Heat Is On'? 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1390 Every time I play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor it gets hotter than hell in here! 1.3361 0.04449 122 82 39 1
1391 No more Bach; it scalds the choir. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1392 Let off a little steam...by Easter, you'll get a Handel on it. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1393 You know, it might be nice to have music BEFORE November 1st. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1394 Letting off a bit of steam, are you. my son? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1395 I don't care. "Steam Heat" has NEVER been in the canon. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1396 Not what we had in mind when we ordered pipes. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1397 It's a great bargain . . . Sundays for music . . . the rest of the week for heat. 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
1398 Perhaps it's time we convert to electric. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1399 Well, at least the sound radiates warmly. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1400 The choir is complaining about the heat. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1401 I just tap it with a wrench. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1402 You just learn the organ part and those pipes will knock out the entire drum solo to 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida'. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1403 Holy Shit. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1404 I believe I said "Simply radiant", not "Simply radiator". 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1405 I've combined my two great loves - organ music with some heavy metal. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1406 Blowing off steam, brother? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1407 The super doubts he can get it fixed before Easter. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1408 Your tone lacked warmth 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1409 Can you tune it down to 65 degrees? 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
1410 O.K., but don't say it's hotter than Hell. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1411 Ok. Now you can play “Light My Fire.” 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1412 Just try to warm the place up. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1413 I see you're all ready for the steampunk mass. 1.3360 0.05896 125 96 16 13
1414 "...that he might present to himself a radiant church." Ephesians 5:27 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1415 This isn’t exactly what I meant when I said the choir needed to warm up. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1416 You're right. It does sound like a calliope. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1417 The bishops nephew has an HVAC company. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1418 How about a Steam-Punk rendition of Panis Angelicus? 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1419 It can get messy when you pull out all the stops. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1420 I need to talk to you about our heating bills. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1421 You asked for a pipe organ, so don't complain. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1422 Can you play a little slower, parishioners are complaining that it is getting too hot in here? 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1423 The sound does radiate more 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1424 I DID say "radiant!" 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1425 Could you play a little more softly? It’s getting quite warm in here. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1426 Steampunk? What exactly is that? 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1427 Genius, Father Bob! Combining the organ repair collection with the heating fund. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1428 No Heavy Metal in Church! 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1429 Can you adjust that so we can get some hot water in the rectory 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1430 The clanking is more than made up for by the unusually warm tone. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1431 Too rad for Sunday Service? 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1432 I said the music should radiate 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1433 We're going to need a bigger church. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1434 Heat works in mysterious ways... 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1435 We felt it added a little warmth to the music. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1436 Just play it cool and nobody will notice. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1437 Handel would enjoy the authenticity in your Water Music concert. 1.3359 0.04742 128 89 35 4
1438 When I said the organ needed new pipes, I didn't think you'd hire a plumber. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1439 Play me some steam punk. 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
1440 OK, you're right, the sound does radiate. 1.3359 0.04475 128 87 39 2
1441 The Sisters all agree that you're really sounding hot lately. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1442 Can Handel Handle The Heat! 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1443 Good guess. You're getting warmer. 1.3359 0.04742 128 89 35 4
1444 Your playing is radiant. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1445 Sorry it so loud father, I was just blowing off some steam. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1446 Try more cow bell. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1447 The congregation says your music just radiates throughout the church. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1448 You can really bang those pipes. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1449 I'm not sure the doxology was ever meant to sound quite that steamy... 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1450 So far all I hear is hissing and clunking, but keep playing, maybe it just needs to warm up. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1451 I know somewhere else that's hot 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1452 It gives a warmer tone. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1453 With heating costs the way they are, it was either this or close the church. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1454 So you're warming up with Haendel's Water Music. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1455 I know, I know but did you consider wearing a thicker sweater ? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1456 Just wait till you hear it at night. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1457 I was expecting the sound to be warmer. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1458 The super is on his way. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1459 We´ll give you a raise through the winter months. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
1460 Somewhere between the knocks and hisses, it's all power and no glory. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1461 I've never heard Bach played with such warmth. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1462 Steam organ. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1463 Brother I know you love Handel's Water Music but ----- 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1464 Father, I can’t figure out why this thermostat has so many buttons. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1465 The hard part is synchronizing with the clanging. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1466 Entry note: Mr. Dernavich's cartoon needs no caption. Any caption will diminish the strong impact of its visual humor. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1467 Can you play something cool? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1468 Maybe something in C hiss. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1469 Yes the Lord certainly does work in mysterious ways. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1470 The monsignor said I needed to radiate more warmth in my playing. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1471 Oh, you wanted organ pipes. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1472 The plumber has suggested adagio. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1473 Doesn't the lower register feel too warm to you? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1474 It’s unseasonably loud. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1475 Monsignor,even priests have to let off a little steam once in a while. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1476 For problems do you call a tuner or a plumber? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1477 Sunday we’ll be doing ‘The Hallelujah Chorus’ with a steampunk vibe. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1478 I don’t know, Frank. It sounds fine, but Mrs. Weatherby will still say the sanctuary is too cold. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1479 How about we warm up the place with a little Manheim Steamroller? 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1480 Can you play it without that whistling sound? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1481 Good, Father, good. Let the music radiate to the heavens! 1.3333 0.04448 129 88 39 2
1482 Sure, but it’s unnerving when the neighbors bang on the pipes during my sermon. 1.3333 0.04167 129 86 43 0
1483 We used the same basket for the Organ Refurbishment Fund and the Heat Restoration Fund. We’ll never comingle funds again. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1484 You´re playing too softly, the congregation is freezing. 1.3333 0.04448 129 88 39 2
1485 Turn up the heat on the next hymn, Father Joe. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1486 Sorry Jim, no music today. Holy water main burst up on 86th. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1487 Please warm up the choir. 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1488 Now bring the heat 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1489 I've been studying steampunk music recently. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1490 I’m not sure the Lord wants us using steamy numbers to fill the pews, Father. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1491 Cool! 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
1492 Do you know “hot time in the old town tonight”? 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1493 I'm tired of Water Music. Can you play Steam Heat? 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1494 Now we can radiate more sound. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1495 The faster you play the hotter it gets! 1.3306 0.04394 124 84 39 1
1496 And it comes out . . . Where? 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1497 The worst part is when God gets back from the gym and tosses his gigantic undies on it. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1498 Father, this isn't what I meant when I said that I wanted the music to radiate throughout the church 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1499 You sound a little rusty. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1500 Your music really radiates. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1501 What a great set of pipes. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1502 Cute....but 'Steam Heat' is not a liturgical piece... 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1503 I love the warm tones. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1504 Playing is my way of letting off a little steam. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1505 We got a good deal, it also heats the church. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1506 I'm concerned about your sweaty psalms. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1507 "Radiate in His glory" is a phrase we take seriously around here. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1508 It’s hotter than Hell in here! 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1509 Now you can hiss back at the congregation. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1510 No wonder your playing warms parishioners’ hearts. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1511 That is one awesome set of pipes. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1512 I guess you took me literally when I said “turn up the heat in the choir.” 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1513 We're switching to solar following the Sunday service. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1514 I asked God to send me a sign if global warming is real, and well... 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1515 Ya, but how will it sound during the summer? 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1516 I'm just blowing off some steam. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1517 I'm still cold, pull out all the stops 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1518 Maybe "blow off some steam" was the wrong term to use. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1519 I did say we wanted your music to radiate warmth, but... 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1520 Looks good but sounds like hell! 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1521 We should have been more specific on the type of pipe organ we wanted 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1522 What I like best are its warm tones. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1523 ......,on the other hand, the heating bill has really gone down. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1524 WE GET WONDERFUL ATTENDANCE IN THE WINTER. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1525 Should we warm up before the service? 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1526 You're gonna be the hottest organist our church has ever had 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1527 The organ company may have misinterpreted my request for a warm sound. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1528 You were hot tonight. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1529 Now bring the heat 1.3306 0.04604 121 83 36 2
1530 It looks simply radiant. 1.3306 0.04294 121 81 40 0
1531 I don't know how your playing radiates so much warmth! 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1532 Try tuning it again. It still sounds like a monkey with a hammer. 1.3306 0.04452 121 82 38 1
1533 The other pipe organs were way outside our budget. 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
1534 How about opus 72F? 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1535 Hope you can perform under heat. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1536 I'll admit, the Bach Toccata sounds much more radiant this way. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1537 Just keep a copy of Handel's Water Music handy in case it springs a leak. 1.3305 0.04349 118 79 39 0
1538 Strange... I've never noticed it before. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1539 It’s my way of letting off steam 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1540 I'm playing The Hot Water Music - by Handel 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1541 Yes, I did say we should exude warmth. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1542 What's that hissing sound? 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1543 Ah, that's what you meant by 'totally rad'. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1544 The sound really does radiate now, don't you think? 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1545 Wow. that's taking steam punk to a whole new level. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1546 Would you mind if I use it once in a while to blow off steam? 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1547 "It's going to be hotter than hell in here". 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1548 Well, that's one big, hot organ. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1549 Enough warm up...play something... 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1550 Can you play a piece with a lot of chords? It’s a bit chilly this morning. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1551 We installed it for your hell raising sermon. 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
1552 But this one goes to eleven. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
1553 When they were talking about hot air, I thought they were talking about me. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1554 That’s funny, Father Stephen... You’ve never played in that register before. 1.3277 0.04483 119 81 37 1
1555 I that knew it was a bad idea to buy new pipes on eBay. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1556 It's getting hot in here 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1557 When I said I want your playing to radiate God's warmth, this is not what I had in mind. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1558 This way, we don't have to hire percussionists. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1559 I think we need to take up a collection for an organ transplant. 1.3277 0.06098 119 93 13 13
1560 Warming up for midnight mass? 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1561 Just make sure the hymns don't get too steamy. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1562 It supplies its own percussion section. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1563 It's chilly here, play harder. 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
1564 I've been getting a lot of heat from upstairs about your new amplifier. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1565 Some like it hot. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1566 You’re hot today. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1567 Crank it up on Sunday during my Truth About Hell sermon. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1568 It knocks and hisses at first, then it fires up no problem 1.3276 0.04707 116 80 34 2
1569 Looks like you’ve got the low register covered. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1570 Some in the congregation feel the music is too steamy. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1571 It has great warmth of tone. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1572 Considering where most of our parishioners will wind up, that's the last thing they'll need. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1573 The congregation would like you to stop playing with the heater. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1574 Boy the sound really radiates through the church, doesn’t it? 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1575 Well, it’s one way for our church to radiate warmth and love. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1576 I'm sorry, Brother Aloysius, but the bishop has forbidden you to play anything by Mannheim Steamroller on this organ. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1577 It's organic heat. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1578 Can you try for a warmer tone? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1579 Let's lay off the DIY for some things, Brother Dan. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1580 Before the main service, play a few hymns to warm up the congregation. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1581 When the central heating kicks in, it really soars 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1582 Atonal? 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1583 Where did you learn to play the radiator? 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1584 Do you think it will attract millennials? 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1585 The Devil made me do it. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1586 But can you play cool jazz ? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1587 It’s amazing how the music radiates through the church. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1588 I said play something radiant. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1589 Your prelude-and-fugue is so moving, but at the same time, it seems to dry out my sinuses. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1590 My socks dry in like 2 minutes so I have no complaints. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1591 Since we can't be trusted around kids anymore, I thought this would be a good way to blow off a little steam. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1592 It's our new steampunk organ. Has a more contemporary sound 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1593 It sounds absolutely radiant. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1594 This is our heavy metal version. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1595 Are you sure this is how Bach let out steam? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1596 Blowing off a little steam Father? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1597 Father, can you play “Steam Heat” by Peggy Lee? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1598 Please play something that radiates with the entire congregation. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1599 Still too warm. Try keeping it below Middle C. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1600 JUST WARMING UP FOR SUNDAY SERVICES! 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1601 We're going to need a bigger church. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1602 Brother, do you ever play a hot organ. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1603 What the hell? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1604 THis gives pipe dream a whole new meaning. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1605 Huh. So no matter what keys you press, it just clangs loudly and makes the whole place uncomfortably warm? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1606 Feel free to pipe in whenever you like. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1607 The low C sounds fine, but the guy up stairs is banging for more heat. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1608 Does this thing hook up to Bluetooth? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1609 Knock knock knockin’ on heaven’s door! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1610 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor always turns up the heat. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1611 The upper registers are clear as a bell, but below middle C it has a tendency to gurgle. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1612 Let me guess. You’re a native New Yorker. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1613 Wait'll you hear this baby after I build up a head of steam. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1614 NOW will it play "Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door"? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1615 Now that's heavy metal! 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1616 So this is what you meant by multi-purpose? 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1617 Is it a comission from Peter Schickele? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1618 These budget cuts to the arts are getting ridiculous. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1619 Letting a little steam off? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1620 No, I'm afraid I don't know the Latin for "the radiator's hissin', still I need your kissin'..." 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1621 If the congregation sings, they get heat. If they just mouth the words like every other Sunday, then keep it cold. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1622 Just think how good it would sound if you could actually control it. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1623 Just warming up for the service, Father. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1624 Yes, God DOES work in mysterious ways....but have you considered acapella? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1625 God is the light, but you need to bring the heat. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1626 We had it repaired by a plumber. Saved the church a lot of money. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1627 Some of notes are a little off, but you should hear the whistle! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1628 God works in mysterious ways. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1629 I didn't say propane, I said profane. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1630 Your chords are making my psalms sweaty. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1631 ‘Turn up the heat, brother... it’s fire and brimstone time!’ 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1632 I am just letting off a little steam. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1633 And what will you be playing after your warm up? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1634 Smith, I want your playing to radiate, RADIATE 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1635 Your technique needs work but you do play with great warmth. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1636 The congregation feels your music is a little too steamy. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1637 Yes, I was aware it is cold in here. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1638 Sounds hot. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1639 I love the way the high notes hiss. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1640 Damn! That’s hot! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1641 Pipes are pipes. And the plumber was cheaper. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1642 Any idea where the clang came from in that last fugue? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1643 When it comes down to it, we're really about just blowing steam... 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1644 You really know how to make these pipes rattle 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1645 Good that you could repurpose that baby. 1.3248 0.06049 117 91 14 12
1646 Gone were the days when the organist's hands and feet were too cold to play "con brio"! 1.3248 0.04675 117 81 34 2
1647 Why is it every time I say ‘serpent’ it makes a hissing sound? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1648 Finally -- a new use for Holy Water! The Archbishop will be delighted. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1649 Plumbers work in n mysterious ways. Ours not to question why. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1650 The clanks sound OK, but the rattling has to stop. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1651 It's still clanking, but I've got a prayer in to the super. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1652 The guy in the organ showroom insisted that this is the hot model. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1653 It really puts the vent in advent 1.3223 0.04266 121 82 39 0
1654 It’s easy to play, but difficult to bleed. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1655 No, not hard at all. Once I turn the tuning valve it pretty much plays itself. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1656 "How about something Handel - maybe 'Water Music'"? 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1657 I cannot play with cold hands. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1658 We're gonna need a bigger furnace. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1659 I confess. I need to blow off a little steam! 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1660 To bring the music up you have to bang on the pipes. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1661 We needed some percussion. 1.3220 0.04643 118 82 34 2
1662 Sounds like it's time to go Solar. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1663 Steam is making a huge comeback, 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1664 Can you play it in a higher register? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1665 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Toast! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1666 Would you mind turning it up an octave? 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1667 The lord told me to buy it. I didn’t know he was joking. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1668 It was was more economical than replacement windows. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1669 It would truly sound better if you bleed out that last chord 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1670 I think I see your problem. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1671 Does the sound radiate better? 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1672 I know, but I like how the toilet flushes in F sharp major. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1673 The heat is on 1.3217 0.04711 115 80 33 2
1674 This is not what I had in mind when I asked the Diocese to improve the pipes in our church. 1.3217 0.04711 115 80 33 2
1675 It gets a little hot, but the sound really radiates! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1676 Radiant music, my son. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1677 Some people are saying your songs are too hot. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1678 The congregation is very uncomfortable with your music this Summer. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1679 You're gonna be in a lot of hot water for getting rid of those pipes! 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1680 How about 'There'll Be A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight?' 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1681 Such a warm sound! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1682 It's a little tough to tune, but it sure radiates the praises of God 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1683 I'll now play Bach's Radiator Toccata 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1684 It takes Mass to Massive! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1685 Your hiss and clang makes the angels weep. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1686 I think this will give it a warmer sound. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1687 These new pipes make the hymns sound more radiant somehow. 1.3217 0.04546 115 79 35 1
1688 Sure it's fine now, but how are you going to feel about it in the summer? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1689 I'm sorry it was too loud Father. I've been under a lot of pressure. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1690 Not what I'm used to, but I'm starting to warm up to it. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1691 It’ll sound better if you just bang on it a few times. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1692 Sounds great, except for that little hiss in the bass. 1.3217 0.04711 115 80 33 2
1693 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1694 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said the church pipes need replacing. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1695 Well, it said “warm sound” on Alibaba... 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1696 Sounds like it needs tuning; I'll call the HVAC guy. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1697 and then you'll warm up the crowd. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1698 But it has a nice warm sound. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1699 Just play something hot. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1700 The congregation refers to us now as the Steam Team. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1701 I've seen bigger. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1702 That was the bishop. He wants it back, the tiny cathedral thing isn't working out. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1703 Father Richard’s brother is a plumber. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1704 Do you know any Mannheim Steamroller? 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1705 The instructions read, "Just Add Water". 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1706 It has to warm up. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1707 Our biggest donor likes heavy metal. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1708 Are you sure it's in tune? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1709 I mean it sounds like it's working, but I'm not feeling anything. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1710 God is pleased you're playing with more warmth these days. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1711 It came with with our Refrigerator/Confessional! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1712 Couldn't you warm up by just playing scales? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1713 The bishop and I got into an argument over this. It got quite heated. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1714 Just be sure it's 72 degrees and in B minor at all times. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1715 It's the hottest pipe organ anywhere. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1716 Hissing? No, I don't hear any hissing. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1717 Like it? I think its much more Gothic than the espresso machine we used to have. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1718 Bringing the heat on Sunday I see. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1719 It produces a lovely, warm sound. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1720 I guess it's true. Religion is just a lot of hot air! 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1721 Try to play with a little more warmth. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1722 Need I mention a place that’s hotter? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1723 Now play like it is a Cold Day in Hell. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1724 I don't remember all that knocking in Bach. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1725 The parishioners are cold. Play louder. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1726 Let there be heat. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1727 We saved a lot of money having the plumber repair the pipes. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1728 I guess we shouldn't have ordered pipes in Latin! 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1729 I did not tell you to get the congregation all steamed up ! 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1730 They said, if we had any problems, just call the super. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1731 Bach has never sounded so radiant. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1732 I thought you understood I would be playing Handel's Water Music. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1733 For the last time . . . COOL IT! 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1734 Play loud. There's another Nor'easter coming in. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1735 Now that Easter is just a few weeks away, Francis, it's great to see you finally practicing under full steam! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1736 Just letting off steam I see. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1737 I think it’s time we discussed your Pinterest obsession. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1738 We may be small, but we know how to improvise. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1739 And here I thought it was your beautiful playing that warmed my soul. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1740 My lesson on hell was suppose to be more metaphorical. 1.3186 0.04748 113 79 32 2
1741 Too steamy for church? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1742 Oh Danny boy the pipes are your calling. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1743 Would you mind pumping a little harder? It's getting chilly in the vestry. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1744 I've always been a fan of that warm analog sound. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1745 I do believe spell check had its way with "radiant glory" when I sent in my request for a new organ. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1746 It gets 35 BTUs to the hymn... 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1747 And they put a wind turbine in front of the pulpit. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1748 It's the calliope stop. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1749 You said my playing was lacking warmth. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1750 You certainly went to great lengths to blow off steam. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1751 It took us years to find someone who could tune it correctly 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1752 If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the choir loft. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1753 Going for a warmer sound? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1754 I wanted to heat things up a bit. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1755 You play radiantly 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1756 Well you were the one who said we needed more heartwarming music during services. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1757 You play with great warmth of tone. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1758 Yes, I can feel, feel, feel the heat. 1.3186 0.04579 113 78 34 1
1759 It's going to be hot as hell in here. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1760 I guess I should have been a little more specific when I said we needed a new set of pipes ... 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1761 We asked the architect to convey majesty and warmth. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1762 Is hiss and clang going to be our sacred response to "Sturm und Drang"? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1763 This is the evangelical model. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1764 A life of celibacy leads to blowing off steam every now and then. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1765 Next week, less rattle, more hiss, okay? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1766 I did tell the designer I wanted a radiant church. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1767 The congregation is still cold. Do you happen to know anything a bit more up-tempo? 1.3186 0.04748 113 79 32 2
1768 Cool pipes, Bro. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1769 I still feel a draft. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1770 I didn't think you could handle the pressure. 1.3186 0.04748 113 79 32 2
1771 Well then, just play something hot and steamy. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1772 It sounds like heaven but it feels like hell. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1773 Unfortunately, the organ budget didn’t allow for central air. 1.3186 0.04579 113 78 34 1
1774 Organists don't make mistakes. We develop variations. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1775 Play me something steamy. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1776 The Bishop’s family owns Trump Heating and Cooling! 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1777 The bishop is zealous about re-purposing. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1778 You manage to create such a warm sound 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1779 Yes its a little unconventional but you'll warm up to it after a bit. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1780 I meant, play radiant music. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1781 Music really warms the soul. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1782 I'll call the plumber to get this thing tuned up before mass. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1783 I understand that the price was right, but it only has one note. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1784 Brother, you have got some serious pipes. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1785 Yes, Steam Heat is a catchy tune but not for vespers. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1786 Our Winter Organ cuts down the Church's heating costs 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1787 When you said you wanted to show me your huge, hot organ, I had something else in mind. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1788 I think it gives you a warmer, more fluid sound. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1789 Hey, Bach only needed one register. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1790 Well, that's one way to radiate God's love... 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1791 What hymns are you going to clank out on Sunday? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1792 The previous organist left the congregation a little cold. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1793 Better. But this time I want you to really bring the heat. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1794 I know it's an unusual design, but it's powered by Holy water. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1795 I'll admit that your version of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" is impressive, but I think we need a more versatile instrument. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1796 I don't believe that this noise is joyful unto the Lord. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1797 It's still too cold. Try "Light My Fire." 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1798 The Hymnal does not contain "I've Got SSSSSteam Heat 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1799 Could you close a few stops? You're drowning the choir. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1800 This new organ doesn't sound so hot. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1801 Do you know anything cool? 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1802 Play “Eine Kleine Nacht Knocking Sound.” 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1803 The next time the church is in hot water, I'll blame your organ. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1804 It really radiates a warm sound. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1805 It’s pre war, I was lucky to get it 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1806 Sounds like the last one. Nobody'll know the difference. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1807 Finished warming up? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1808 Danny boy, your music is positively radiant. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1809 Father Brown is introduced to Handel's Hot Water Music 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1810 What do you mean my preludes sound like a lot of hot air? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1811 Nice organ. It's making me hot. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1812 Any idea why the nuns say they are freezing cold in the convent? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1813 It looks postmodern, but has a warm sound. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1814 All I'm asking is that you not bleed it during communion. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1815 For some reason I see it having only seasonal use. 1.3148 0.04860 108 76 30 2
1816 It’s probably just air in the pipes.” 1.3136 0.04769 118 84 31 3
1817 On that note...you're in hot water. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1818 Well, it will certainly scare the hell out of them! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1819 I didn't think that this is what you meant when you said we need to replace the pipes. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1820 We got a good deal on these replacement pipes. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1821 And in winter it can heat the church! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1822 I think this will warm up the crowd. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1823 Nice, but how about a hymn that radiates awe instead of warmth? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1824 This has pipes... 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1825 You shouldn't have called the super to get the pipes fixed. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1826 Such a lovely warm tone 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1827 Do you hear what I hear? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1828 It was on sale at J.S. Bach Furnaces & Heating Supplies. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1829 I wonder if Danny mixed up the paperwork on this one? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1830 It does have a hot sound.... 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1831 That one gave me the chills. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1832 Can you stop this incessant banging? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1833 It doesn't sound that beautiful, but it warms your soul! 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1834 This is not what I had in mind when I told you to put more warmth in your playing. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1835 ...and it will also heat the church! 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1836 Can you play ANYTHING other than 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door'? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1837 No, Father I am still not going to play inagaddadavida 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1838 Actually, the clanking helps keep time. 1.3119 0.04824 109 77 30 2
1839 I'm told the sound will radiate through the church. 1.3119 0.04824 109 77 30 2
1840 Didn't I tell you, you were on the wrong web page when you ordered it? 1.3119 0.04645 109 76 32 1
1841 This instrument has an excellent register. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1842 We both know that I wanted the sound to radiate throughout the church, but this is ridiculous. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1843 Let's open with "The Heat Is On," by Glenn Frey. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1844 Don't worry, They'll never know the difference... 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1845 When I said your music should radiate to the heavens, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1846 It's going to be a hot time in God's house tonight. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1847 So this is what a steam organ looks like! 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1848 That's the last time we call the heating guy to fix the pipes. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1849 Well, it was made in Texas... 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1850 Can't you make the higher tones a little warmer? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1851 we got a great deal on this organ from a church in Fairbanks 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1852 I suppose it makes more sense than the baptismal font / hot tub. 1.3119 0.06345 109 87 10 12
1853 Father Patrick, our parishioners do need to be aware that Hell exists... but is it really necessary to pack this kind of heat? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1854 It's an organic heater. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1855 We abandoned hymns for hot jazz ten years ago. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1856 I call it a 'Steampunk Organ.' 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1857 I told you not to use that plumber to fix the pipes. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1858 Yes...maybe a bit, but it's also the percussion section. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1859 I think we're going to hell. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
1860 I'm just blowing off a little stream. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1861 I must say Father Flanagan, your music really heats up the congregation. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1862 Now, when I said pipe organ,... 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
1863 The neighbor upstairs just complained about the clanking! 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1864 Let’s see you run out of steam with this baby! 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1865 This may explain the musical toilet. 1.3091 0.04959 110 79 28 3
1866 I'm wondering where you got the idea that God is hearing impaired? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1867 I’m playing jazz. Some like it hot. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1868 When I said the organ should be warmer, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1869 How do you think we crack these windows? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1870 I meant in timbre, not temperature. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1871 I’d say Handel is more of a moist heat. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1872 The pipes were frozen. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1873 Steve, we've had complaints that recently, one or two of the hymns have sounded 'a little steamy'." 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1874 It's flat-- I'll get the super to bang it with a wrench 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1875 The salesman said these are hot right now. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1876 The C Sharp is hissing again and the pedals are clanging, but at least the church isn’t so drafty. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1877 Your music is simply radiant. 1.3084 0.04863 107 76 29 2
1878 Hot pipes! 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1879 Looks rad. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1880 Well Father, I'd say you've made the best of a botched renovation. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1881 Quit warming-up and play something! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1882 That’s not when I meant when I said to warm up your pipes. 1.3084 0.04678 107 75 31 1
1883 Not exactly what I meant by a warmer tone. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1884 When they said your playing was radiant, I really had no idea. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1885 It scares the hell out of them. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1886 I think the congregation is warming up to the new pipes. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1887 Well, you said you wanted 'pipin' hot' music. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1888 Funny...it doesn't sound like Classical Gas 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1889 I like to play loud and let off steam. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1890 It's too darn hot 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1891 For what we paid, the sound should be Radiant! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1892 The new 'Steam Organ' has dramatically increased this winter's attendance! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1893 Bob Fosse stashed it here years ago. He was planning a revival of pajama game with an all nun cast. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1894 Your old pipes were Baroque and so was the heater. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1895 Yes, MOST of our new geothermal system piping is underground. But the architect thought this would harmonize nicely. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1896 I see you’ve resorted to convection therapy. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1897 Did you hear a hissing during the liturgy? 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1898 I think our 3D printer is broken. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1899 I find the sound quality superior....save for the occasional knock. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1900 The congregation is complaining. They're just not into the SteamPunk sound. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1901 At your skill level, I’m not sure anyone will even know the difference 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1902 If you want to be a better player, you'll need to move out of your comfort zone. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1903 So that’s why all the stops are labeled ‘hiss’! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1904 Steampunk ?? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1905 This is not what I had in mind when you mentioned an organ transplant. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1906 We hold the Lord in high es-steam. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1907 Trust me. Don't warm up too long. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1908 Are you warmed up? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1909 Play 'Steamy for me. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1910 Dollar bills stick to sweaty palms. 1.3084 0.04863 107 76 29 2
1911 The chapel is still cold. Play the Passacaglia at fortissimo this time. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1912 Might I say, my son, that interpretation of Handel was HOT. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1913 I was just getting ready to play Vivaldi's Winter 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1914 Sure, it cost a bit more, but it's a twofer. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1915 It really heats up in the Allegro section. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1916 I'm still waiting for the super to come by and tune this thing up 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1917 I think your music is too hot for our congregation. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1918 Can you keep it down to 68? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1919 It has really warm tone. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1920 How do you tell it to pipe down? 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1921 Okay if I touch this organ?! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1922 That should make our message radiate. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1923 Can you play "Let It Bleed" for me? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1924 No more Inna Godda Da Vada. The candles are melting! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1925 I know the hymnal says Love radiates, but, I don't think this is what it means... 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1926 Less heat, more light and ixnay on the Black Sabbath songbook. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1927 Which pedal is the whistle? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1928 I’ll admit the music does radiate. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1929 I was just letting off some steam. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1930 The super fixed it three times already and it's still making that hissing noise. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1931 This is why I'm hot. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1932 Hold that chord for a full five seconds when I say "brimstone". 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1933 Gonna have a hot time in the ol' pews tonight, Fatha. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1934 Just blowing off some steam? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1935 Can you Handel something in D cold flat major? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1936 When you hit B flat it hisses a bit 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1937 Can you play a little "Steam Heat" with a Patti Page flair? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1938 I have to admit you're getting a much warmer tone with this new setup. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1939 Did you hear it? It hisses every time you play Bach's fugue. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1940 That’s hot, Brother Tim. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1941 I just don't think that piece radiates enough warmth. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1942 Probably get more hot air from the pulpit! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1943 I guess I had something else in mind when you said you wanted to "bring some heat" to our musical selections. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1944 Such radiant tunes you play! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1945 It's Apple's new iOrgan. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1946 It produces a very good sound, except for the occasional clanging. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1947 I looked at those, but this one was top rated and the best seller. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1948 Andrew, I must admit that while somewhat unorthodox, it has a very "warm" sound. 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1949 After budget cuts, it was either this or replacing the holy water with tap. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1950 When I say “hellfire,” you bring the heat. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1951 Sorry Father! Just letting off a little steam. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1952 Just give me a sign and I can give them a feel of what Hell will feel like. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1953 I've never heard a hymn sound so steamy. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1954 Don't worry Johann, they'll be back once hell freezes over.. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1955 Will you be able to play more than squeaks and clanks by Sunday? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1956 More bells, less whistles. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1957 We were going for a warmer sound 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1958 Is it really that cold in here? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1959 These new pipes are so badly tempered, I can't Händel them. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1960 Our worship service is steaming live! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1961 Will it get hot enough for the Hellalujah Chorus? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1962 It sounds great, but it's making it hot as hell in here. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1963 Can you play 'Steam Heat' by Patti Page. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1964 That'll be perfect for my Fire & Brimstone sermon. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1965 The gas company gave us a discount on organ repairs for switching the heat to steam instead of electric! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1966 Well, Father, at least the shipping was free. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1967 The plumber gave us a really good deal on the organ restoration. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1968 Let's just say that some of the Vatican II reforms generated more heat than light. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1969 I told you-nothing too steamy! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1970 That'll put some crackle in the old stained glass. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1971 That’s going to take a lot of holy water. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1972 I may have misspelled "Radiance." 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1973 I don't think the donor is a match. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1974 You radiate spirituality. 1.3048 0.04514 105 73 32 0
1975 It's better than just banging on the pipes. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1976 It's for your hell-fire sermons. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1977 I was hoping for something even more radiant 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1978 "Your music radiates a nice warm sound, Wally. What's your secret? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1979 Yes, Monsignor, it is radical, but it's also innovative, stylish and emits a radiating and elegant warmth. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1980 It looks good, but can we get rid of that whistling noise? 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1981 If it's a warmer sound they want, then it's a warmer sound they shall get. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1982 Sounds so much better than our old electric heat organ. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1983 We both run hot and cold. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1984 So I take it you can only play during the winter? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1985 I've posted the theme for my sermon -- "A Mighty Furnace Is Our God. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1986 Finally, a proper performance of Handel's Water Music. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1987 Our use of holy water enhances the celestial tone. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1988 I used to find this piece chilling, but now I'm warming up to it. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1989 Your music radiates throughout the building. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1990 "Yeah, it's a new sound, but it's hardly cool. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1991 Brother Phil, let me hear you blow the thermostat off of this baby! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1992 Your playing truly radiates warmth. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1993 Hit the high note and they'll really feel the fire and brimstone. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1994 Do we really want steamy music radiating throughout the church? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1995 In a pinch, it's an accordion. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1996 I realize this model limits your repertoire, but a warm parishioner is a generous parishioner. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1997 Well maybe, but it just sounds like clanking to me. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1998 Sounds great, but can we do anything about the hissing? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1999 According to the heating engineer Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture will create the most heat. The cannons will be arriving this afternoon. 1.3048 0.04712 105 74 30 1
2000 I see God is playing another joke on us. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2001 The sound really radiates in here, doesn't it? 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2002 The tone is amazing. Plus, it doubles as an HVAC system. 1.3048 0.04514 105 73 32 0
2003 It’s cold in here - play something more up tempo. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2004 I have a plumber who owes me. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2005 Please Brendan, it's hotter than hell in here! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2006 No, it's not OK for you to play hot jazz. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2007 Next time you won't miss the Parish Council meeting. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2008 We thought it would help the pipe organ radiate that warmth the bishop was looking for! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2009 Cool jazz? What's that? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2010 It's been a great way to blow off some steam! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2011 It does radiate a powerful message, but it’s an awfully dry sound. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2012 That would explain the hissing sounds during Ode to Joy. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2013 If you're having trouble with it, just call the super. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2014 You should see our church mice. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2015 How about playing a little "Steam Heat". 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2016 If my fiery sermon doesn't work, I'm counting on you. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2017 So this is how you let off a little steam. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2018 The building engineer and music director are fighting again. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2019 Yes, yes, it sounds fine, Brother Timothy, but I still have this nagging suspicion that the Archbishop misinterpreted paragraph 46 of  Musicam Sacram. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2020 Now that's what I call Radiant Music! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2021 Feel free to blow off a little steam after my sermon. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2022 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2023 Didn't I see this on Shark Tank? 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2024 If you play that, we'll be in hot water. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2025 It plays warmer since we replaced the pipes. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2026 ... And never, ever, bang it with a hammer. It conjures the guy in the basement. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2027 It sounds lovely, except for that knocking sound. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2028 The notes radiate with such warmth. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2029 Father Jeffries, that Bach cantata was simply radiant. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2030 Well, what does it look like to you? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2031 God, I hate steampunk. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2032 We didn't have enough money for new heating and a new organ so we found a compromise. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2033 Amazing grate! How sweet the clank . . . That scald the bald clergy . . . 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2034 Lose the steam. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2035 The summer organ will be more of a challenge. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2036 It sounds better after I warm up. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2037 That was a rather steamy version of Nearer My God To Thee, but that's about all I can say. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2038 The organ tuner said this would add some warmth to the music. 1.3048 0.04712 105 74 30 1
2039 So that's why the water bill is so high 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2040 Now, that was radiant!” 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2041 I must say, Phil - you're playing is radiant! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2042 I understand it only makes that banging sound when you're warming up. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2043 I picked it up at Costco. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2044 That sounds hot. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2045 Let the notes radiate, brother. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2046 Let's give them a taste of hell after my sermon! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2047 Next time be more careful when you order a pipe organ 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2048 It's a little old-fashioned, don't you think? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2049 Looks great... but won't it get hotter than Hell? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2050 I said the chapel should radiate with warmth, but I guess it will do... 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2051 The congregation should warm up to it. 1.3028 0.04790 109 78 29 2
2052 I thought we'd settled on forced air. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
2053 Someone gave the Church a 3-D printer but no Instruction Manual. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
2054 If you bleed the pipes you might get less dissonance. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
2055 Can you play something steamy? 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2056 Hottest pipes in the diocese. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2057 The tone quality isn't great, but wait until you hear the percussion. 1.3019 0.04676 106 75 30 1
2058 Now that you’re warmed up, let’s hear what you can do. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2059 I got it really cheap ..... Thank God for Global warming! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2060 It's not the heat, it's the hymnody 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2061 That's one hot number 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2062 Management doesn't turn it on until November, but once it's on, it's REALLY on! 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2063 I appreciate the thought Father Joe, but I only want you to warm their hearts. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2064 The bass clank is strong but the treble hiss sounds a bit off. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2065 This is not the pipe organ I invisioned. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2066 I, too, have oft been blessed by Craigslist. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2067 Maybe we should warm up first. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2068 It's making the man upstairs uncomfortable. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2069 Hit the AC keys for cooling. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2070 What a set of pipes! 1.3019 0.04480 106 74 32 0
2071 Sometimes you just need to face the facts–God's light alone sure as heck doesn't keep this place warm enough. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
2072 I just need to warm up. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2073 There has been a call to heat up the music. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2074 We're ready. Are you finished warming up? 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2075 I call that the meaning of irony. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2076 I need to warm up before we begin the service. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2077 I'll call the landlord. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
2078 Your playing is radiant. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2079 The Italian plumber, DeLonghi fixed it, why? 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2080 Remember to pull out all the stops for the fire and brimstone sermon. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2081 I know it’s hot. The man upstairs controls the thermostat. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
2082 So this where you come to let off steam 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2083 I'm just not sure how comfortable we'll be with it in the summer. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2084 No Father, not that kind of hot organ. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2085 Yes, it can get a bit hot in here now, so I've given the choir permission not to wear any clothes under their robes. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
2086 It sounds warmer now, don't you think? 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2087 So if I pull out all the stops we can also warm up the room. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2088 I don’t know. It seems to me like a hear a whistling sound! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2089 Don’t worry, I only play that knocking sound while I’m warming up. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2090 You can probably guess where we are. 1.3019 0.06312 106 85 10 11
2091 The bishop is concerned that your style is a bit too steamy for Sunday services. 1.3019 0.04676 106 75 30 1
2092 The reverb is amazing, and wait 'till you hear the pop-off. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2093 It's hydronic, it's symphonic, and it has its own zone valve! 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2094 I thought simulating hell might up the offerings. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
2095 Boy, the Bishop's gonna be steamed! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
2096 The trick is to synchronize the rhythm of your piece with the bangimg of the pipes. 1.3019 0.04676 106 75 30 1
2097 Your hymn fills me with unexpected warmth. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2098 Wait 'till you hear the 'clanking' stop! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2099 It's repurposed. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2100 Play something hot, with some ping to it. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2101 It praises Hissssssss name. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2102 Perhaps now your music will radiate. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2103 Just can’t seem to get up enough steam today. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2104 Isn't that rendition a bit hot and steamy for a Sunday morning? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2105 You may have misunderstood when I said your music should emanate warmth... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2106 I must confess, the tone is warmer with the holy water. 1.3010 0.04542 103 72 31 0
2107 Actually father, it's a giant still... 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2108 The sound really does radiate! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2109 I learned to play in Brooklyn, on an instrument just like this one. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2110 It sounded a little out of pitch during the Mendelsohn recessional. I think you should call the plumber. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2111 Get a lot of requests for "Steam Heat"? 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
2112 It may have a limited tonal range, but the "hissing solos" are mind-blowing. 1.3010 0.04542 103 72 31 0
2113 It's John Cage's piece for prepared organ. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2114 Its sound is radiant. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2115 It's piping hot in here. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2116 Sounds good, but is it energy efficient? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2117 What do we do for music during the summer, Dr. Steampunk? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2118 They say pipe down. We say pipe up. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2119 The sound is amazing. But it is melting all the candles. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
2120 Did you consider double-pane windows? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2121 The pipes froze? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2122 Are you still warming up? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2123 This is simple... When you play well we get heat... When you play badly we freeze to death... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2124 (Sighs.) When I said “bring the heat on Sunday,” that’s not exactly what I meant. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2125 Should we warm up first? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2126 The sound is radiating! 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2127 Research shows that when the congregation is warm, comfortable and listening to religious music their contributions increase. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2128 Really radiates the sound, doesn't it? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2129 The Bishop has been getting reports that some of your hymns are just a bit too steamy. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2130 Do you have anything cooler? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2131 When I said I wanted the word of G-d to radiate through the congregation, this wasn't what I had in mind... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2132 There's already too much hot air in here! 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
2133 I don't believe that the change of register has improved your musical skills. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2134 Are you sure this is what Handel had in mind with his Water Music? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2135 Parishioners are complaining that your renditions are too steamy. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2136 David Dennison is in the confessional ?? Could you play louder ? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2137 Ok, ok. But wait till you hear me play the Norte Dame Fight Song. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2138 Do you know Bach's Fugue in G Minor for Radiator? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2139 Now the Man upstairs can't complain. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2140 I like it, but it only works in winter. 1.3010 0.04747 103 73 29 1
2141 It has a lovely radiant sound, doesn't it? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2142 When you're hot; you're hot. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2143 Because the congregation felt your playing didn't radiate enough warmth. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2144 Try a little more steam on the bass, I think. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2145 Hot organ, Johann. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2146 Can you play ANYTHING else on that thing besides "Hot, Hot, Hot?" 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2147 We might not use fire and brimstone, but we can still make it pretty warm in here. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2148 Our utilities bill is tax deductible. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2149 Who did you call to tune the pipes? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2150 Well, I'm glad to see your keeping within budget, but we're going to have to get the plumber in to tune this thing. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2151 It won't sound the same but we'll be warm. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2152 Play 70° in E Minor. 1.3010 0.04542 103 72 31 0
2153 The steam whistle is good. Now let's hear the water hammer. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2154 No, I'm afraid Pope Francis still won't be able to hear it. But our plumber is going to love you. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2155 Can you do warm air on the G string? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2156 In retrospect, this only made sense for winter. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2157 Would you happen to know that tune from "The Pajamma Game"? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2158 After the pipes in the old organ froze up for the third time the bishop decided to take preventive measures. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2159 Would you mind playing a little more quietly? It's hotter than hell in here. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2160 They give a really warm sound. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2161 I figured 'Goliath' was just the brand name 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2162 It’s pretty chilly outside. You’re going to have to play all night 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
2163 The choir requested less heat and more cowbell 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2164 The warmth of the music and lower fuel bills--God is good. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2165 Heat, lots of loud music, and dissonance: a perfect reminder of what Hell will be like if they end up there. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2166 The sound may not be great, but this is the first time I've been warm in years. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2167 Will it help with our heating bill? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2168 Less melodic this time and more clunking and hissing. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2169 I think I misunderstood when you said 'organ transplant'. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2170 The landlord took your "Radiate Joy" sermon seriously. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2171 I find the clanging does interfere with its warmer tone. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2172 Bring the heat, Padre. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
2173 Yes, I know you can't reach the valve. That's what the pedals are for. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2174 Stay away from those upper registers so the choir keeps their robes on. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2175 They're saying you're the hottest act in town. 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
2176 Go ahead and warm up. 1.2981 0.04710 104 74 29 1
2177 I’m no expert, but I thought the way you played the high-pitched hissing notes was perfect. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2178 Yes, it does put out a beautiful sound but we have to pay an arm and a leg to get an HVAC guy in here to tune it. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2179 I know some will see the light, but some should feel the heat. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2180 Great, but what do we do in the summer? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2181 I'll call the landlord. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2182 The Lord respects renewable energy. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2183 I knew the church was in hot water, but this is ridiculous. 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
2184 I'm banking on the steampunk crowd at the midnight service. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2185 Did you say a prayer before you decided to order online? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2186 Brother, the entire congregation should feel the heat now. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2187 Do you know “Steam Heat” from Pajama Game? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2188 Padre, are you certain that the sound will radiate to the entire congregation? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2189 . . . And there’s enough left over to turn the Confessionals into a Day Spa. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
2190 In addition to the beautiful bass notes, it will heat the entire sanctuary. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2191 Two birds with one stone 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2192 This is going to make your "Light My Fire" solo much more relevant. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2193 I'm afraid this piece is too steamy for our congregation. 1.2970 0.06378 101 81 10 10
2194 What would Bach say? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2195 Play something hot and steamy 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2196 I know the election was a surprise, Father, but do you really think we are about to freeze over? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2197 Strike while the organ's hot! 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2198 “Very good performance Charles, but a little too steamy for Sunday morning service. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2199 And this is helpful, how? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2200 Ah! I suppose the black knob up there is how you control the volume! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2201 Father, can you play “Steam Heat” by Peggy Lee? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2202 Do you know ‘The Heat Is On’ by Glenn Frey? 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2203 Wind and Solar don't work in this neighborhood. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2204 It's a Texas Pipe Organ. Everything is bigger in Texas. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2205 That piece radiates great warmth. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2206 It radiates very warm tones. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2207 Forget the organ tuner; just call the super! 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2208 Indeed, the music might be less pleasing but we are hoping to save a bundle on our heating bill. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2209 I hate to send it back because we do need the heat. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2210 Yes, I've enjoyed my years as chaplain here at Saint Marcus of the Holy Radiator. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2211 And banging on the pipes adds percussion. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2212 There's a new warmth in your tone. 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
2213 Only in New York. 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
2214 I asked for more fugue not furnace. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2215 It helps me to blow off steam. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2216 If it's heat you want, I'd go with Booker T and the MGs. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2217 I don't think that organ donor went to heaven. He had a devilish smile when we buried him. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2218 On the old instrument the Fireworks Suite was to hot to Handel so we piped in The Water Music. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2219 I love the warm sound, but the sacristy is already flooded. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2220 I’ve never heard a pipe organ sound quite so warm. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2221 the Basilica model was on sale and the heat will remind them of the dangers of hell. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2222 ...but there's an audible hiss at high C 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
2223 No, I'm not sure this will attract the Steam Punk generation back to the church. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2224 I said, "Radiate" NOT "Radiator"! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2225 Steampunk is not what I had in mind for the renovation of our organ. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2226 Just don’t play anything too steamy. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2227 It wasn’t me whistling. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2228 No, I distinctly said I want the sound to resonate. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2229 Your "Ave Maria" is very good. But your "Steam Heat"- sublime! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2230 The Bishop wanted to go after the steampunk demographic. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2231 The salesman said the music would radiate throughout the building. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2232 We get that "the Heat is On." Play something else. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2233 Fine. But nothing too steamy. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2234 Just like the one I grew up with 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2235 I organ-ized a solution to the heating problem 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2236 Looks like you’re all warmed up. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2237 Do you think we should convert to natural gas? 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2238 You can call it a steam organ but the church choir believes its Satan's Calliope 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2239 The heat is on, Father. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2240 Well, this is going to be the hottest performance in service this year! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2241 When I asked for something more radiant, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2242 Well, I could play Bach's Hot Air on a G String 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
2243 I thought hotter music would draw younger worshippers. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2244 That's not the "hot sound" we're looking for. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2245 Know any hot fugues? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2246 How about playing something more contemporary. 1.2963 0.04790 108 78 28 2
2247 No, we're still not putting a new pipe organ in the budget.... 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2248 I meant something different when I told you to play hot singles. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
2249 No, I’m not mad, just a little steamed. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
2250 These are the pipes we can afford. You're a smart guy-find a way to incorporate hisses and bangings into all of those toccatas, gigues and fugues. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2251 When you play this organ it really warms my soul! 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2252 No, Clancy, we're still not adding 'Hot in Herre' to the hymnal. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2253 Remember, you're trying to invoke the fires of Hell. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2254 I have always enjoyed Bach’s industrial pieces. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
2255 Didn't He also say "let there be heat"? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2256 Really? Steampunk? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2257 The wedding party asked for something that is a little steamy. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2258 No, really sir. Wait 'til you hear it. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2259 It still sounds flat. Please call the plumber. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2260 We're hoping the music will warm up the crowd for the sermon. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2261 We do NOT play heavy metal in church! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2262 If one more parishioner asks "Hot enough for you?"... 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2263 Is this because I said no to the corvette? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2264 My version of "Steam Heat" really brings the house down. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2265 Could the choir wear sweaters under their gowns? Might that work? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2266 I don't care how big it is, I don't think God will respond if you bang on it. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2267 Just make sure the lyrics aren't too steamy... 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2268 The volume is great but we still need to deal with the heat. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2269 The sound radiates. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2270 It may be St. Patrick's Day Danny Boy, but these pipes, these pipes aren't calling me. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2271 You sound a little rusty. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2272 Never call that repairman again. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2273 I wouldn't have thought that a steam radiator would have had enough octives! 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2274 I said radiate your devotion in your playing. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2275 I'll get the super in to tune it this afternoon 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2276 Rad tunes, brother. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2277 The last organist was always cold. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2278 Let's start with some hot jazz! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2279 Your right, it really does warm the soul. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2280 Is everything OK? Your playing like you want to let off some steam. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2281 We're trying to create a warmer atmosphere, but, so far, it's a bit uneven. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2282 Hey, stop all that banging! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2283 No, I don't think 'Our organs are hot' is a good tagline for the church, these days. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2284 I was skeptical at first, but it really warms people up. 1.2941 0.04534 102 72 30 0
2285 The sound is great, but it really affects attendance in the Summer. 1.2941 0.04743 102 73 28 1
2286 I’ll call the super. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2287 Theologically speaking, you're radiating more heat than light. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2288 Remember, you can play only when the temperature outside drops below 55 degrees. 1.2941 0.04534 102 72 30 0
2289 The holy father has ordered us to pipe down. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2290 Does it make anything other than hissing sounds? 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2291 I was hoping for something more radiant. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2292 A little less hissing, please. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2293 Twice on the pipes and God's answer is no. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
2294 If you start a-rockin', it'll start a-knockin'! 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2295 It's Bach's 'Clanking and Hissing Chorus'. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2296 Keep Playing! We need to get the heat up to 72* before tomorrow's service. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2297 It's cold in here. Play some Paganini. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2298 Can we hook it up to the air conditioner in the summer? 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2299 The pipes, the pipes are calling 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2300 Let us pray about the heating bill. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2301 No, it’s not a con, vicar, it’s a convector. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2302 It'll draw in the steampunk crowd. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2303 Somehow, to me, your music just radiates . 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2304 You say it was stored in the basement all this time? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2305 My sermon on fire and brimstone does not require sound effects. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2306 Of course its insufferable in here. We're in The New Yorker. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2307 Having trouble warming up? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2308 This is where I "bring on the heat". 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2309 I was always good at warming up the crowd before the main act. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2310 Don’t worry I’m just warming up 1.2941 0.04743 102 73 28 1
2311 I know you're practicing for Sunday, but there's really no pressure. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2312 We'll bring the heat on Sunday! 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2313 Hot riff! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2314 Can you play any faster, Father? I'm starting to feel a chill. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2315 A bit steamy for church, don’t you think? 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2316 I said, "Play it with more conviction" -- not more "convection." 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2317 This is all they had to lend us while ours are in the shop. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2318 My prayer for something big for the church should have been more precise. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2319 On the positive side, we did get free shipping. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2320 With the new tariffs this is the best I could do. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2321 That's not what I understood "Steampunk Mass" to mean. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
2322 Well you're not gonna heat the church with your warm personality 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2323 The plumber will be here at 3 to tune the organ. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2324 I’m just warming up. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2325 I told you it was a hot organ, vicar. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2326 We decided to turn up the heat. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2327 I never knew why the music bouncing off of the radiator sounded like it was coming from above. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2328 It's weird, I always get chills when you play. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2329 I don't think that "Steam Heat" is the right hymn for Sunday's sermon. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2330 He hears us, but I want Him to feel us. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2331 You need to radiate more joy. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2332 I know I said the organ needed a 16’ register, but this is not what I meant.” 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2333 I thought we could use it as our warm-up act. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2334 Do you know the song "Steam Heat"? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2335 You really know how to make the Hallejujah Chorus sizzle and pop. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2336 It’s noisy, but it works. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2337 The water hammer after the ascending hissing is very impressive. I like it. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2338 I can play AND let off steam. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2339 I agree, it radiates God's love! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2340 The souls in hell are complaining about your incessant clanging, banging, whistling and gurgling. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2341 The warm tones are pleasing, but the percussion is truly outstanding! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2342 Let's hear some hot licks on it. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2343 I can’t believe what we’re playing for heat this year. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2344 Handel's Water Music always sounds really hot when played on our organ. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2345 What?! I’m just radiating Jesus’s love. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2346 This isn't what I meant by "play more radiant music"... 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2347 At least it's not a toaster! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2348 Sorry Larry you have to tone it down... the brethren can't handle the heat. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2349 I grew up in the projects. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2350 Very impressive, but we aren't buying it unless you can figure out how to tune it. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2351 After the overture you are running out of steam 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2352 Are you going to perform or are you just here to let off some steam? 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2353 This should certainly light their fire. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2354 I think calling yourself Father "Steamy" Daniel sounds a little too close. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2355 It's a randomized, self-regulating, atonal, arrhythmic, percussive system. We're all getting them. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2356 Doug, the sinners sweat enough as it is. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2357 On Sunday, play like the devil and make this place hotter than hell. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2358 Remind me Father, what hymn turns the heat on again?? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2359 Well, maybe everyone in Bach's congregation wore long johns. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2360 Positively radiating! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2361 Are you letting off steam? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2362 Play faster, brother. There's another nor'easter coming. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2363 When I asked for your music to radiate more warmth, this is NOT what I meant. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2364 Are you making music or a statement? 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2365 Play something hot and steamy for a change. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2366 This should address the complaint that church music is cold. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2367 What's that clanging sound? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2368 I pray you're just warming up. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2369 I'd suggest avoiding the high notes. 1.2929 0.04597 99 70 29 0
2370 I don't hate how it sounds. I just have to warm up to it. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2371 I prefer the stove pipe organ 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2372 WHERE did you say the steam comes from? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2373 Use a hammer. That'll get His attention. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2374 So that's steam punk? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2375 To be fair, I did not specify in my prayers of supplication what KIND of pipes would meet our needs. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2376 I thought steam calliopes went out with showboats. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2377 You might actually burn down the house tonight, Father. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2378 I meant that we needed to radiate the word of God! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2379 Should make for a hot time in the old town tonight, Brother! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2380 The congregation is questioning our utility bill. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2381 I don't believe this was what our Lord meant about radiating peace and harmony throughout our church. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2382 It's freezing in here, play something hot. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2383 I said I wanted the Pipe Organ to look hot; you understand where I'm coming from here Gridley? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2384 Please tell me you’re just warming up. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2385 Your rendition of Ode to Joy seems to be leaking. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2386 I doubt this is a sound decision. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2387 Water Music again? 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2388 Do you know any gospel songs that require loud bangs? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2389 It was cheaper than replacing the stained glass window. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2390 There'll be a hot time in the old mass tonight, my Brother 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2391 Birth of the Cool or The Heat Is On? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2392 We have to be careful about overheated organs. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2393 Find a futon we can collect another $400 a month. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2394 Whatta you mean, "There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight?" 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2395 We should have kept the tracker. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2396 Can you play, “Clang, clang, clang went the trolley”? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2397 I just thought our service could use a little more heat. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2398 You must get this all the time, but you have a great set of pipes! 1.2903 0.04732 93 66 27 0
2399 Pull out all the stops and play it hot! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2400 When did you add the James Brown songs? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2401 Father, choral practice is canceled. The organ is over-heating again. 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2402 My son, you misunderstood when my I said your music should radiate throughout the church. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2403 This is what we refer to as 'a donation from hell.' 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2404 It's going to be a heated sermon this Sunday.... 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2405 Have you checked the Bach boiler? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2406 If it's too loud, just open the windows. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2407 Trust me, the music is going to radiate through the whole congregation. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2408 The two-in-one radiator organ has been a god-send for the heating bills 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2409 When you interviewed, you said your playing was radiant. I presumed that was a metaphor. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2410 I had heard you bring the heat when you play, but... 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2411 Steam punk, Father. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2412 If you play it, they’ll warm to it. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2413 The sound really radiates. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2414 THIS is what the organ transplant offering was for? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2415 It may sound a little different, but at least we will be warm this Sunday. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2416 Well, half of the congregation says that your music really radiates with them, but the other half says that it feels like you are just blowing a lot of hot air. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2417 It only plays ‘Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.’ 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2418 It radiates great sounds! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2419 There’s that knocking noise again, every time you play E-flat. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2420 The capital campaign fell a bit short again... 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2421 Can you think of any psalms that would befit the Steamfitters Local? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2422 I’ve heard you’ve got some set of pipes. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2423 You asked me to warm-up the choir using the organ. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2424 Do you believe inscrutable are the ways of the pipes, Father Willis? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2425 we received a complaint from Mars 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2426 It's hotter than heaven in here. 1.2900 0.04560 100 71 29 0
2427 Not quite the pipes I expected, Father, but they should keep the church warm. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2428 When you're cool, you're very cool. When you're hot, you're very hot. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2429 The archdiocese suggested congregations in urban areas use something more relatable than fire and brimstone. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2430 The Cardinal is a BIG fan of Mannheim Steamroller. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2431 The millennials are requesting even more heavy metal for this week’s service. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2432 If god fails, at least that will warm their hearts. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2433 We got it from a cathedral. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2434 Warms the body as well as the soul? Nice. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2435 It doesn't work very well but it killed the pigeons. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2436 Solar was just too expensive. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2437 Don't play anything that'll get us in hot water. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2438 Toccata and Furnace in D Minor 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2439 I don't know. I expected more. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2440 Bach has never sounded so warm. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2441 It definitely gives your music more warmth. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2442 A few minor chords will stop that knocking on heaven's door. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2443 OK, "Onward, Christian Soldiers" and then "Steam Heat". 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2444 You don't see many of these nowadays. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2445 Good News! Sunday's service is the hottest ticket in town. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2446 Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes, are rusty! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2447 This isn’t what I meant when I suggested the hymns should radiate through the congregation. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2448 The Vatican says this is the "hot" new thing that's going to bring the millennials back to the Church. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2449 O.K., but it has to back to the rectory by November. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2450 Lately prayers and thoughts alone aren’t warming the soul. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2451 We got a twofer! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2452 The tone is off, but it certainly keeps the chapel nice and cozy. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2453 We're gonna need a new air conditioner. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2454 I used to think Bach has lacked a certain warmth. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2455 It was either this or go with energy-efficient stained glass. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2456 Great resonance...and the steam keeps the cassocks wrinkle free. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2457 The random banging keeps interrupting eulogies. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2458 Feel like taking a break? God wants to dry his shorts. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2459 The melody is fine but the humidity may be a bit much. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2460 It's organic. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2461 Work that right pedal hard, son. You’ll get more sound and cut the heating bill. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2462 So this is what the penitent value engineer was referring to in confession last week. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2463 The landlord's on his way over with a shim. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2464 You’re telling me it’s Hallelujah, but all I’m hearing is a bunch of hot air. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2465 Let's open with that last selection - it really radiates warmth. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2466 Hey father, how many altar boys do you think you can handcuff to that thing? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2467 It's definitely rad. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2468 It's a little hissy, but the bathroom pipes have never sounded better. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2469 The organ guy said this would pump out some hot tunes. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2470 Every time you mention hellfire they'll feel the blast. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2471 A little grandiossssss for this small chapel, don't you think? 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2472 You've made your point. I'll get it fixed. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2473 There is still the problem of clanking, but I'm working it into the overture for Sunday. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2474 Are we going to have another heated discussion? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2475 Play with a little more steam. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2476 When it starts clanking, switch to a major key. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2477 This steampunk thing has gone too far. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2478 I think I said you should play with "conviction" that can radiate to warm the souls of the congregation. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2479 Now that’s a hot pipe organ Brother! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2480 When I said we needed some "hot music" to bring in youth, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2481 I still hear a clanking sound whenever you start. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2482 Let's go with "Light My Fire" while we pass the plate. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2483 That musical selection will be the perfect companion piece to my "Hell Is A Burning Furnace" sermon!! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2484 Play another one from Miles Davis' LP "Steamin'." 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2485 It's my take on Hot Yoga...I call it Hot Gospel 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2486 Just hit it a few times and you can usually get something out of it. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2487 So you don’t really care for music do you? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2488 Good idea, organists are cheaper than natural gas. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2489 When you hit the high C, the place really heats up 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2490 Do you know, “Too Darn Hot”? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2491 "The steamfitter called. He'll be here in an hour to tune the organ". 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2492 I didn't really like it much at first, but I think I'll warm up to the idea. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2493 And now for Bach’s lesser known masterpiece, ‘Forced Air on a G String.’ 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2494 If cleaning the pipes don't work we can try an exorcism. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2495 Are you warmed up? 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2496 I can live with the whistling but the clanging...Jesus Christ! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2497 Someday we’ll replace it with forced air, but I will miss its warm sound. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2498 They sound much warmer than the old ones. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2499 I am still not clear on our Organ Donation Program. Are we for real or just blowing off steam? 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2500 Are you finished warming up yet? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2501 The D-Minor Toccata and Fugue should really warm this place up 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2502 Don't bother warming up this time 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2503 Amazing what can be done with just clangs, bangs and hissing sounds. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2504 When I said, we need to turn up the heat, I didn't mean this!! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2505 Efficiency brilliance, Brother Thomas, but we’ll need heat at times in addition to Sunday morning between 10 and 11 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2506 No, Danny Boy- those pipes are not calling me! 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2507 Turn down the heat! It's hot as hell in here. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2508 No, you have to push the "clank" pedal first. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2509 The cathedral had to be winterized and we were short on funds. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2510 Is that a radiator on your organ - or are you just glad to see me? 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2511 I remember when it advertised Al’s Heating & Plumbing. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2512 They laughed at Robert Fulton, too. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2513 A steam organ I presume. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2514 Do you know "Steam Heat" by the Pointer Sisters? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2515 The Bishop likes his music hot. I'd suggest either Stan Kenton or Brubeck. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2516 Air bubble on the G string. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2517 It's also solved our heating problem. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2518 Yes, this new heater should do the job for us. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2519 You might not agree, but Somebody thinks playing "Heat Wave" is sacrilege. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2520 The choir is requesting a hot gospel number. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2521 If it starts clanking pull out all the stops. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2522 Too steamy for church? 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2523 Yes, but technically it is still a noisy radiator. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2524 You're hitting some hot notes today Brother! 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
2525 Are you sure that getting a steam organ was such a good idea? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2526 When you said you operated on organ transplants, I imagined something quite different. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2527 Yes, we probably should bleed the air out of the pipes before the concert. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2528 I’ve been informed by the downstairs rectory that your organ is leaking. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2529 I do regret accepting one of Gulliver’s parting gifts. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2530 Can you play the bang, click and clang in any key? 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2531 We prefer to get our hot air from the pulpit. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2532 piano powered heat is the new solar panel 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2533 Never mind the sound...it’s free heat 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2534 Ok, hiss and clank is close enough for the sturm und drang 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2535 I think the hissing and the knocking add a certain warmth. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2536 Oh whew...for a second there I thought I was getting a hot flash 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2537 Your playing still leaves me cold. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2538 Can you play it with less clanging? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2539 That's not what I meant By "Find something so we could help Sister Nita warm her buns." 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2540 These new organs are great. You can play them without warming up. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2541 Well done. It may also warm the soul. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2542 Yes, the sound radiates, but it’s tacky as hell! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2543 Can you play some cool jazz on that thing, or are you limited to hot swing? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2544 ‘Your pipes still rattle.” 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2545 Some of the parishioners feel that your music is becoming too steamy. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2546 When His Holiness said "Bring the heat," I don't think this is what he had in mind. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2547 Are you willing to take a "winter only" contract? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2548 Hmmm. This Sunday, play something hot. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2549 I begin to see why attendance is down in the summer. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2550 This is how I let off a little steam, Brother Sebastian. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2551 Okay, just play me a few bars. I'm starting to warm to it. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2552 Pretty hot postlude, but what do we do in July? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2553 If you drain it, that might fix the knocking during the Ave Maria. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2554 Attendance is way up since your music got hot. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2555 We couldn't afford to repair the old organ, but this multi-function unit was free with our new furnace. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2556 Amen, bring the heat brother! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2557 I see you've added a percussion stop. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2558 Just warming up 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2559 Tell me again about summer time. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2560 You thought there would be no music in Hell. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2561 They said my music wasn't hot enough. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2562 I told the deacon we wanted to play "Gift of Finest Wheat," but his hearing isn't what it used to be. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2563 I know this song, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2564 We only use it in the winter. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2565 We found it exudes the warmth of sacred music...... 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2566 What do you mean it can't play cool jazz? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2567 Do you know 'Steam Heat'? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2568 Don't you know anything other than "Steam Heat?" 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2569 Do you know Jesu, joy of Man’s Perspiring ? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2570 Improvising again, I see. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2571 Con Edison says the clanking will stop after a few chord progressions. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2572 Stop playing so hard. It’s warm enough in here. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2573 Can you play, The Heat is On? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2574 Call the super. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2575 Yes, it is a seasonal job 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2576 The archbishop finds it too steamy. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2577 Its all about the bass.. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2578 As long as it's in tune, fine. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2579 Yes, Post Modernism is all very well in its place, but I still go for the Neo Classics 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2580 Try that banging noise in A. God works in mysterious ways. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2581 Play me a hymn that really radiates. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2582 The sound is radiating very well. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2583 Do you think maybe He said 'meter' instead of 'heater'? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2584 Are you ill, brother? Did you pray for an organ transplant? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2585 if you can't stand the heat, then get off the organ ! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2586 I know it keeps the bellows dry, but the banging and hissing during the sermon raises doubt about just who we're worshipping. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2587 Bach never sounded so metallic. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2588 Christ Fred, I thought we agreed on the silver one with the bellows. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2589 You're getting warmer. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2590 As God is my witness, I'll never be cold again! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2591 Going to Burning Man again this year? 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2592 That is hot. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2593 Does it sound a little tinny to you? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2594 Nice try, Satan 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2595 Yes, and they have forced hot air in the pulpit. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2596 I'm still not convinced Tom Waits was the best choice as our new music director. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2597 Just preparing the congregation for your fire and brimstone sermon 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2598 Does it play anything besides "Steam Heat?" 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2599 Can you believe we bought it one day before the tariffs? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2600 Well, when you said we needed to change the pipes, I didn't know you were talking about the organ! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2601 But father, I thought you wanted the Lord's word to radiate through these halls. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2602 Was this one out of Thump Flat or Clang Sharp? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2603 We'll need to take up a second collection for the heating bill. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2604 I know the parishioners said the music wasn't hot enough, but... 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2605 Well this should heat up the service a bit. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2606 THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN GO ON TOUR WITH THIS. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2607 Plan on blowing off some steam at the next service? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2608 You understand I don't want the congregation to get too steamed up. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2609 Let's really turn up the heat on the last hymn this week! 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2610 I trained on a steam calliope 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2611 It's okay for now, but what about in July? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2612 Let’s pray it ends the exodus to those Burning Man sweat lodge ceremonies. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2613 I'll sing "Steam Heat" if you play it in Bb. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2614 There is a certain radiant quality to this new organ. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2615 Maybe it will work if you bang on the keys. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2616 Some like it hot, padre... 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2617 Finally you can channel your angst by playing off some steam. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2618 You play some hot pipes, but there's still that pesky rattle. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2619 I think that music is a little too hot for a church..... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2620 I suppose we should turn up the heat on the sinners. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2621 Try jazz. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2622 Thou shalt not overheat the sopranos! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2623 Keep it a secret until we apply for a patent. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2624 Would a ten-foot wind turbine work for the summer months? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2625 This Sunday's playlist is really hot! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2626 Father Paul was a bit steamed by your rendition of 'House of the Rising Son'. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2627 Frankly I'd prefer it in a lower register. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2628 It's a low-tech solution, but it works. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2629 There's nothing wrong with it. This particular model not only needs a tuning. It also requires a thorough bleeding. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2630 Do you think this will finally capture His radiance? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2631 It's so loud we have to crack a window. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2632 Don't blame your instrument. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2633 Your music does warm the soul. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2634 I can't play any cool jazz. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2635 I've always liked improv. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2636 Is this what you meant when you said "Trust me, it radiates?" 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2637 Stop! The Holy Water is boiling. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2638 I always knew you were full of hot air. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2639 This is not what we meant when we said to get new pipes. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2640 Call the super, maybe he can do something about it 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2641 I specifically told them that it was for the 'RADIANCE of God's Glory', but I think they didn't hear me correctly. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2642 That's got quite an upper register. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2643 IT DOES SEEM TO PRODUCE A WARMER TONE THAN THE OLD PIPES WE THREW OUT. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2644 Patience. Even King David debuted as a warm-up act. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2645 I hate to tell you, but a steam calliope is not as good as an organ. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2646 It was a decision between ... having heat ... or having music ... 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2647 Call it 'The Shape of Water'. That's really hot right now. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2648 It will help you let off a little steam. . . 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2649 It's just not that cold. If they bang on the pipes again, play "Simple Gifts. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2650 we’ll need 3 refrains today Jim, it’s cold out there 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2651 It's got to go; it's not even an octave. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2652 Budget cuts 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2653 Actually, I said the theme was radiance. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2654 What exactly do they want? First they complain they can't hear...and now they complain it's too hot? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2655 That song gives me chills. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2656 You simply radiate with joy! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2657 The decorator recommended warmer tones. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2658 You'll find our hot-water system compatible with the hot-air behind the pulpit. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2659 Play na na na na hey hey . 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
2660 Just sounds like banging to me. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2661 Are you just getting warmed up? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2662 But just think how much we’ll save in our heating bill! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2663 The knocks keep the beat. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2664 Now we can at least control the clanging 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2665 Let the banging begin. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2666 Now they'll really feel the warmth of the Lord." 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2667 Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipe are calling.... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2668 Do you live in the apartment above me? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2669 We are going to boil the Hell out of that Holy water. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2670 It sounds a bit off today. I better call the plumber. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2671 You might say I transposed it from a flat. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2672 Even priests have to let out a little steam once in a while. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2673 Oh, Danny, boy, the pipes... the pipes... are clanking... get 'em fixed! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2674 That's fine for right now, but what will we do for music come summer? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2675 This is terrific! The steam coming off your pipes combined with the hot air coming off the pulpit should keep the congregation nice and comfy! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2676 “Who is the chair of our fund raising committee? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2677 Well Father, I was thinking we could turn up the heat on a few of our hymns. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2678 Father Mike says he wants to put us on the map, and worlds biggest organ was already taken. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2679 That's a pretty rad organ you've got there. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2680 Let’s take it up to 79 degrees. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2681 I know, but parishioners insisted our music selections be warmer. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2682 We were thinking of a sound somewhat less radiant. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2683 I'm not sure if Extreme Heat is the best message for us to be sending. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2684 “Looks like we are finally getting some real heat for our hypocrisy”. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2685 Heat's out. Better jazz it up. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2686 Is it me, or is it a little hot in here? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2687 No Gary, I said we need more spiritual healing. (healing in italics) 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2688 I really liked your rendition of 'Knock Three Times.' 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2689 If He turned water into wine, I don't see any reason you can't make this thing sound good. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2690 Yes, father, it radiates good vibes 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2691 It's a hot new release. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2692 Found it on Amazon. It's the latest HeatPump Organ. Got Bluetooth, WiFi and heats up the church when you play RUSH's Closer To The Heart. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2693 Once more, from the top. But this time, bring the heat! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2694 Very impressive, but not quite what one means by His Radiance. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2695 It makes the music radiate throughout the building. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2696 No, the hymn music doesn't seem any warmer to me. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2697 Play something that radiates with God. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2698 You are going to have to add a lot of holy water in there. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2699 So what if I encouraged the altar boys to come play with “the hottest organ in all of Christendom?” 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2700 The sound is a bit off but it's nice and warm in here now. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2701 It hasn't been this hot in here since that Spotlight investigation. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2702 Can you play "Steamway to Heaven"? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2703 Pastor, I decided to pull out all the stops. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2704 Every time I play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor it gets terribly hot in here! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2705 I figure the heat from hell added to the sound from hell ought to scare a few souls straight. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2706 God is the star. You're just here to warm up the crowd. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2707 What? It fits with the rest of the relics around here. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2708 Oh, I thought the banging noise was part of your performance. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2709 The bishop's decided to put the fires of hell to good use. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2710 Great work! Confessions are up. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2711 I'm just not sure this is what the Cardinal meant when he told us to warm up the service. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2712 Yes, I know you said "Big steam pipes", but you might have misunderstood. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2713 The tonal quality is excellent but it's getting warm in here. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2714 I think we need more hissing and less clanking. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2715 More hot air from the church. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2716 It steamingly radiates a lot of warmth. The old plumber was a massive organ donor. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2717 I always like that the weeks I discuss hell the volume goes up! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2718 The Vadican called...they want you to turn it down to 70 degrees. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2719 It's been cold in the pews lately; try playing a little faster. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2720 God dammit. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
2721 I realize it sounds clanky, but we have to compete with hot yoga. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2722 And the Lord said "Let there be pipes." 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2723 Its a pre-war church 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2724 You need to be more specific with your next prayer. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2725 I simply told the pastor he needed to radiate more energy in his sermons and he replaced my organ with this damn thing. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2726 Let's crank up the heat on the prelude this morning. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2727 It's like the minister; a horrible sound and a lot of hot air. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2728 Turns out that the organ rebuilder is actually a plumber. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2729 The bishop said your organ is getting the parishioners too hot. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2730 your plumber`s pipe dream does not a pipe organ make. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2731 Is it just me or is it hot in here? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2732 Let's hear '' Knocking on Heavens Door''. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2733 It was cheaper than a sub-woofer. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2734 The organ transplant’s a success! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2735 Play me a hot tune. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2736 I prayed that I could play like The Radiators. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2737 My child, that's one way to let off a little steam. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2738 When you're done blowing off steam, then what? 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2739 You'll warm up to it. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2740 I like show tunes as much as the next man, but the Mass was on "Heaven or Hell." Your arrangement of "It's Too Darn Hot" seemed overboard. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2741 It's cold. Can you pull another stop? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2742 Its sounding flat, I'll get the wrench. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2743 We're going to have to convert the stain glass to solar panels next quarter, the savings are ungodly. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2744 Play some higher notes, it’s freezing in here. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2745 It looked smaller on Amazon. I thought it was a heater. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2746 I was speaking figuratively when I said we should sweat a few more dollars out of the congregation, Father. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2747 God told me to radiate his message! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2748 Satan would be jealous. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2749 I just got a heating bill from Satan. Know anything about that? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2750 We're gonna need a bigger collection plate. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2751 I think there is still a slight rattle in your woofer... 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2752 Son, this isn't what the Father meant by his desire to heat up our music and sermons. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2753 Use this to warm up the crowd 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2754 Yes, I have an interest in Steampunk culture, but it doesn't preclude my love of the Lord. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2755 Just bang on the pipes if the Guy Upstairs is too noisy. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2756 Are your sure our parishioners are ready for steam punk? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2757 Wait until the Pastor sees the heat bill. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2758 Yeah, but it can hiss like a son of a bitch. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2759 They reported to the bishop that your new organ music was "hotter than Hell." Now I understand. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2760 I come here to let off some steam and play Bach at the same time, 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2761 Shall I call the plumber to tune it? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2762 This isn't what I had in mind when I said "turn up the heat" on Sunday 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2763 Yes, I know. It's always louder in the Winter. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2764 The congregation has been asking for some "hot" organ playing, so I thought we would try this. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2765 We got a deal from the Gregorian Radiator Company. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2766 I call it, "Nearer, My God, to Heat." 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2767 It's a bit chilly in here. You can turn-up the heat by pressing all the keys. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2768 Not sure the heat sends the right message. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2769 Musically grand, yes. Yet the Lord's house has never been warmer. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2770 "Sister Act" notwithstanding, do you think this congregation is ready for music this steamy? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2771 For Sunday, the youth group wants you to play something cool. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2772 We’ll call it the Mormon Radiator Chapel. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2773 agreed..we need hotter tunes 'round here 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2774 I think that piece is a little too steamy 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2775 I’m cold. Could you play faster? 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2776 I'm sorry, but your music is just too hot to Handel 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2777 I prefer music produced from natural gas. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2778 That's a pretty steamy rendition of Onward Christian Soldiers. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2779 Well, Father, this next hymn is really going to heat things up. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2780 The congregation says it sounds “clanky” 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2781 Why don't you play "there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight"? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2782 The music and heat work nicely. Now to get it to make espresso for coffee hour. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2783 I like it, but can you do something about the hiss? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2784 Impressive, eh? And after the service, expresso for the entire congregation! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2785 Some steamy new tunes? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2786 You play like hell. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2787 Fancy a bit of hot gospel, vicar? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2788 It may not sound great, but our congregants will warm up to it. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2789 We're getting bad news about your playing from the big guy. Can you take the heat ? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2790 Please join in the singing of hymn number 299, O Radiant Christ. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2791 No, I'm afraid that doesn't make it a pipe organ. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2792 Is it possible that this was the hissing sound during my sermon on Scripture and gun control? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2793 ...and a LOT of Holy Water. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2794 Some parishioners like it hot. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2795 I do not think God will be cool with this. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2796 Can you make that thing sound like heaven instead of hell? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2797 Damnedest thing padre—if I play anything other than “Ssssteam Heat” from The Pajama Game it starts clanking like mad. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2798 Pretty hot for church music. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2799 We could only afford a used register to repair the organ, but we're saving on our heating bills! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2800 When I pull out all the stops it makes weird clanking sounds. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2801 I think I see where the hiss is coming from. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2802 Yes, I like the clanking but wouldn't a cowbell do just as well? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2803 Not sure playing 'Steam Heat' for the Prelude was appropriate. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2804 I figured it would be a good way for the congregation to let off some steam 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2805 The parishioners are chilly. Could you please play something hotter? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2806 Do you really think 'There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight' is appropriate as a Wedding Processional? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2807 I did tell you to warm them up, didn't I? 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2808 It's the perfect complement to the hot air of your sermons! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2809 Do you know Ray Charles' "I got a woman"? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2810 Those are quite a set of pipes, ya got there! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2811 Are you trying to register some kind of complaint? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2812 If that doesn't heat up Vespers, nothing will. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2813 So this is how you blow off steam 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2814 Well, you're getting warmer. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2815 Aren't we getting enough heat already? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2816 It's hot as hell in here. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2817 Bring that note down a few degrees. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2818 Not exactly what I meant when I said let’s heat up the music. 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2819 The super said he'd help tune it after confession. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2820 We've seen a dramatic reduction in heating costs once we found the direct line. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2821 Call the plumber. He has the key. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2822 The pipe maker moonlights in home heating. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2823 Wanna hear some hot licks? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2824 When I suggested you warm up your playing, I didn't quite have this in mind. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2825 Maybe if you turned up the incense and tapped it with a hammer.... 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2826 I just don’t know if the Lord is a true Steampunk aficionado. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2827 Bring the heat, my son. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2828 Ambient sound, radiant sound ...it’s all the same to me. 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2829 I said that your music lacked a radiant beat, not radiant heat. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2830 ...you know, "Steam Heat", from "The Pajama Game" 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2831 Start playing before the groom gets cold feet. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2832 That's some mighty hot music you're playing! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2833 If you play Heart and Soul one more fuckin time... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2834 That heavenly sound? It's filled with holy water. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2835 Just follow the beat of the banging pipes and maybe no one will notice. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2836 It’s for “Smoke On The Water” 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2837 Actually, I said, “THE MUSIC should radiate warmth despite its epic scale.” 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2838 Sounds lovely. Except for that hissing sound. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2839 I really don’t think that the Trustees Committee was the appropriate one to approve the new organ design. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2840 What’s the monthly tuning bill for this thing? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2841 " How about a little hot jazz to perk up your sermon"? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2842 It's sounds like a calliope 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2843 That's a pretty hot Cantata. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2844 Marvelous, Father. Perhaps you could get the Super in here to get the clanging out of the high notes. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2845 Lemme hear somethin' cool. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2846 What do you think about cranking it up a notch? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2847 It's the hiss and clang tones that resonate so deeply for me 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2848 Nice conversion of my fire and brimstone message into organic energy. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2849 To be fair, I did pray for a new organ that radiates warmth. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2850 In-a-Gadda-Da-Heatin’, baby 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2851 The diocese says that central heating creates organic unity. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2852 As long as you’re comfortable with our congregation freezing to death, by all means brother Joseph, take a break. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2853 It helps radiate the warmth of God. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2854 You know it'll never make that noise again when the plumber comes.... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2855 Forget what hymn. Just bang something out! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2856 Did I mention that you play a mean set of hot pipes? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2857 You prayed to play heavy metal? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2858 Do you ever wonder if it just isn't all a bunch of hot air? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2859 You need to put more heat into it. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2860 Impressive, but can you play any pieces besides 'Steam Heat?' 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2861 Sounds a bit clanky. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2862 We're looking for airy and light, not hot and steamy. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2863 The music goes round and round and it comes out here. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2864 No wonder your playing sounds so, well, radiant today. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2865 It all works out. The choir soprano is a tea kettle. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2866 I don't want to hear any more complaints that this church is cold and unfriendly. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2867 It certainly radiates warmth and joy, but that hissing sound falls a bit flat. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2868 I prayed really hard for a new heating system. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2869 Everyone's looking forward to hearing your rendition of "Steam Heat" at the church's annual pajama party! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2870 Do 'Onward Christian Soldiers' with full heat. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2871 The man upstairs likes the new tone. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2872 Goober, that's not music--you're just letting off a lot of steam. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2873 You asked for 'hot stuff.' 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2874 The congregation voted for more heavy metal. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2875 Pace yourself or you'll run out of steam. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2876 To be fair, you did order “steam pipes tuned for A flat.” 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2877 I guess our pipes won't freeze. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2878 And when I pass the plate, that's when I need you to really bring the heat. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2879 I told you I wanted fire and brimstone. This is lukewarm at best! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2880 I get it,allegorically speaking. But will they? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2881 There seems to have been a mistake. The mission of this church is more light and less heat. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2882 I said we ought to "call the Pope for communion" not "the Pipe Fitters Union." 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2883 Too October. Can you give me January? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2884 Can you warm up the congregation a little more? I haven't finished my sermon. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2885 My washboard will be an excellent compliment. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2886 It's been great for recycling all that hot air 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2887 That's one way to warm up the congregation. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2888 Spring's here. No more hymns til October. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2889 Looks like the organ transplant was successful. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2890 The sound is fine, and the parishioners who complained of the church being too cold couldn't be happier. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2891 We’ll call it organ power 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2892 Is this cool enough? 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2893 Let 'er rip when the collection plates come out. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2894 Let’s go with some steam and clang to express the challenges of our current times. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2895 It certainly sounds warmer. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2896 Can we talk about the radiator in the room? 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2897 I'm afraid your hymn selection might be too steamy for the church crowd. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2898 You'll find the hydraulics in this church are excellent. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2899 The Monsignor thought it might some punch to my 'hellfire and damnation' sermons. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2900 So, hiss is good, clang is bad? 1.2766 0.04638 94 68 26 0
2901 Pump up the heat during the Hallelujah Chorus. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2902 The crowd was luke warm today. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2903 Your playing’s radiating. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2904 Didn’t I tell you to pipe down? 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2905 Hot tunes for the younger generation? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2906 Now maybe you'll listen when I tell you it's cold in here. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2907 It is hot as hell here. 1.2747 0.04705 91 66 25 0
2908 Play something hot for me. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2909 Play something by Canned Heat 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2910 Looks like you're in the hot seat now 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2911 Play "Hiss & Clang" in D-Minor, followed by three hours of ominous silence. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2912 Is it me, or are you hearing a hiss? 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2913 I thought I told you that the congregation wanted more elevator music, not radiator music. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2914 And I suppose the original organ pipes have been attached to the thermostat? 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2915 Psalms, yes. But no Steam Heat ! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2916 I know you miss the pipe organ father but our solar powered radiant hot water heater is saving this parish a lot of money! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2917 It's an organatot. Do you want to hear me play STEAMED HEAT? 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2918 The sound radiates REALLY well in here. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2919 Are you familiar with the Motown tune—Heat Wave? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2920 It keeps the temperature a half-degree lower than the modern radiators they have over at St Paul's 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2921 Let me hear you play, ‘The Pipes are calling’! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2922 If you can't bang something out, you may have to bleed. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2923 Handel's Water Music? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2924 The sound really radiates from this organ. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2925 I've always wanted to be in a steampunk band. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2926 When I said to crank it up, I meant the music. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2927 Our last organist, Mrs. Dubchek, was always cold. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2928 I minored in Thermodynamics at Notre Dame, and I can tell you without reservation that this is not going to end well. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2929 Can you play them like the ones in my bathroom? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2930 Damn, you can play. But can you take the heat? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2931 Well, if it needs tuning we should call a plumber. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2932 It's part of our new outreach program emphasizing warmth. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2933 These hymns are way too steamy. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2934 Isn't there something you can do about the hissing during my sermon? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2935 We need a hot tune for the 10.30 Mass. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2936 Let's pray the bill isn't too high. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2937 They don't make steam organs like they used to. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2938 You think that's big? Look at this control panel. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
2939 That's not what I meant when I told you that you needed turn on the heat! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2940 Ah, San Francisco influence! And I don't mean de Assisi. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2941 Oh, so that hissing isn't the congregants? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2942 It’s going to hot as hell here this summer. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2943 I don't get it. Whatever you play, it sounds like a calliope. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2944 You'll warm up to it. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2945 Yes Peter, I did said radient. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2946 This oughta warm up your sermon a bit, dontcha think? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2947 Sunday morning is going to be very cold. make sure you open all the stops! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2948 "Hot and heavy" just doesn't seem right for our audience. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2949 Playing allows me to let off a little steam. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2950 We've had a request... can you play "The Heat is On" in the style of Bach? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2951 So this is why the oratorios always sound so warm. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2952 Friar Bob, we’ve had a request for something lighter, less obtrusive. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2953 Stop with that hot little number and get back to the hymns. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2954 Well, it DOES make a joyful noise. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2955 This will really add credence to my fire and brimstone sermons. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2956 ...so that's what a Fugue looks like - I bet it just radiates the best of Bach ! 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2957 OK, for this last hymn, really bring on the heat. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2958 If you think this is the way Messiaen would have wanted it... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2959 The Diocese said "No spending on non-critical items!" 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2960 I always wanted to tell the altar boys I had a big organ. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2961 I told the choir you were going to bring the heat. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
2962 The buyer wants to know if she has to pick it up or if He delivers? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2963 It sounds great but we have to do something about the thunks. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2964 It helps me let off steam. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2965 See you later, Radiator ... 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2966 Maybe it's a calliope. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2967 Ours is a traditional Church. We don't generally let off steam. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2968 Nice pipes! Can you play Sss-steam Heat? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2969 I admit that it is a good way to let off some steam. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2970 Is is supposed to make a clanking noise? 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2971 Usually I play hymns. But there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2972 Well, if we're going to have an open-door policy... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2973 It still doesn't sound too hot. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2974 I hate to break the news to you, but steam punk is a design style, not an accessory for organs. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2975 The big man upstairs reveals himself in mysterious ways. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2976 Damn, this will really put some heat into 'That Old Rugged Cross' 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2977 A little Ravel might warm the place up 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2978 On the brighter side, we're all set for the next cold snap. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2979 Looks like I'm not the only one full of hot air. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2980 It can be adjusted to any level by turning that black knob on the right. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2981 I do know a hotter place. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2982 We just want a warm radiant sound with no steam, no hissing, no whistling, no clanging, and no clicking. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2983 'Like I told you, it only plays 'Steam Heat.' 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2984 Yes, son: by now, most of the money you would be making with your music here will go to the gas company 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2985 Nah, they'll never notice. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2986 I was wondering why the choir director was so steamed. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2987 Granted, the clanking spoils the music, but the heat feels wicked good. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2988 Once again without the hissing and clanging. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2989 I agree, Brother John. An excellent way to let off some steam. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2990 I was really impressed by the prelude... all that random hissing and spitting ! But the mid-cycle water hammer anvil chorus really blew me away! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2991 Your playing has a real warmth these days. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2992 Just wait until Monday to bleed the pipes! 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2993 First time I ever heard an H sharp. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2994 We need a better percussion section 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2995 How cool is that! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2996 Yes, I do know how to play "I've Got Steam Heat." 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2997 Hot jazz tonight? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2998 It was on sale at Heaven Depot...just wait until you see the new baptism basin! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2999 It does come with all the bells and whistles. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3000 Other than the stultifying heat and hissing Father it sounds great. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3001 Keep the heat on 'em until the offertory. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
3002 God will think your music is hot, my son. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3003 Apparently all it will play is "Steam Heat". 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3004 I never realized Bach could be so hot. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3005 A little flat? Just turn that big nob a notch. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3006 Stop playing that rad music ! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3007 And what happens when we need the air conditioning? 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
3008 When you said “old style organ” I didn’t know you meant Steampunk. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
3009 I trust there will be a hot time in the old town tonight. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
3010 When I said you should radiate the gospel.... 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
3011 I thought I’d play something different today. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3012 Well, it does have that analogue warmth. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3013 Still cold, Father? I’m playing as fast as I can 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3014 The way it radiates the sound... Hot stuff! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3015 It’s a sermon on temptation, so let’s bring a bit more heat. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3016 Cool it on the Bach, this place feels like a sauna now. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3017 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted the pipes to radiate through the church. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3018 It is an old fashioned steam pipe organ. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3019 I always knew you could play Father, but you also have a nice set of pipes. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3020 When the electricity goes out, we just turn on the gas. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3021 The sound just radiates throughout the chapel! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3022 I know you played at tent revival services in Siberia, but I just don't like the aesthetics. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3023 Amazing the impact is has with my 'Fire and Brimstone' sermons! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3024 Regarding money for the organ, I steam-rolled the committee. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3025 Can you turn down the hissing? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3026 Parishioners complained of awful noises coming from the pipes. So, I called a plumber. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3027 This is what they meant by the new heating system would blend right in? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3028 In the winter, it goes "toot-toot! toot-toot! sizzz-toot!" But Father, we cannot ask the choir to sing like that all summer. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3029 Nice, but I'm not sure that "Bronx River Parkway Symphony" is going to bring in the usual patrons. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3030 Nice try, Father Mulvaney, but not exactly what I had in mind when I asked that you use the tools of your faith to warm up the congregation.... 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
3031 I call it "The Hell Raiser" 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
3032 But can it play anything besides 'We'll Be Having a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight'? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3033 Father, I believe the scale's a bit off. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3034 Yes, that's one way to heat up liturgy. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3035 Could you try it again with less hissing? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3036 Thanks, this is just what I needed to heat up my sermon. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3037 Magnificent feeling of omnipotence! Let's keep the clanging. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3038 And you say the heated pews came at no charge? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3039 Sounds like it is in the right hiss. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3040 I've seen bigger organs in San Fran 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3041 Your playing has a certain warmth. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3042 What I *approved*, Father, was an infrared space heater to be aimed at your feet. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3043 He called from upstairs again. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3044 This should appease the parishioners who've been complaining about drafts. 1.2674 0.04801 86 63 23 0
3045 Guidance from above should have been more firm. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3046 You're right, the sound is warm. We received a rebate from the power company. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3047 We prayed for more heat and better sound nice twofer God! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3048 You want to hear this hot new number? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3049 I hate to tell you, but the Bishop thinks you're just blowing hot air. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3050 This doesn't look "as seen on TV." 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3051 That new song is hot! 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3052 Music has always helped me blow off a little steam. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3053 I think we'd be better off with forced air 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3054 Yeah, Nigel, I can hear the sustain. But, does this one go up to eleven? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3055 It radiates God’s love. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3056 Can you play 'Steam Heat'? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3057 I play it to let off steam 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3058 They weren’t kidding when they said the Catholic Church was taking some heat. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3059 Our members were asking for more warmth in the funeral marches. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3060 The repair guy says it will have a warmer tone. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3061 Thy father and mother were right, a career in music is indeed a pipe dream. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3062 Let’s not drain Our Lord too much 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3063 Look we have to prepare all our parishioners for the afterlife. Not just the good ones. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3064 You bring new meaning to “banging on the pipes”. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3065 The congregation loved your rendition of "Canned Heat"! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3066 Nevertheless, hymns are not to be played hot. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3067 Okay, Let’s turn up the heat. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3068 The women are too hot and the men are cold, so perhaps play less Mozart and more Kenny G. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3069 Maybe a little less clang on measure 5. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3070 Father, recycling is really big right now. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3071 I've never heard Bach played in that register before. I must say -- it's a revelation. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3072 That would explain why you came in so hot on the second verse. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3073 The knocking is good, but your ticks and pings are out of tune. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3074 Well, putting incense in that would be easer than swinging around a thurible. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3075 Does the clank, clank, bang part come before or after the sermon? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3076 Feel free to make loud clicking sounds while you warm up. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3077 Do you hear a clicking sound? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3078 Amazing, I've never heard music with such warmth! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3079 No, it’s a Hammond; I just get cold in here. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3080 Those are some hot tunes Father. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3081 Wow, the sound really radiates! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3082 Thank you Father, it's radiant! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3083 Yes, indeed, what would Bach do? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3084 I guess my prayers were literally answered with this radiant organ. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3085 Did you try bleeding the air out? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3086 The concerto in D minor would be splendid. It’s a little chilly in here. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3087 I don't think this what the youth had in mind when they said they want worship to be "rad." 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3088 Did you know the water pressure here drops when the flush the toilet? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3089 I’m a little worried about the stained glass. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3090 I am sure Sister Radiance is looking down on you with a big smile, Father. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3091 Do you know 'Steamway to Heaven'? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3092 This should cut down on the choir's warm-up time before mass. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3093 It's from our appearance on This Old Church. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3094 Not what I meant when I said you need to "turn up the heat" on your playing. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3095 It helps to place a bowl of Water Music on top. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3096 I’ve been told that I too traffic in hot air. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3097 I love the warm tones, but can you do something about the clanging? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3098 ‘And the heat goes on...and the heat goes on’ 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3099 Not what I meant about coming up with a new way to accompany the fire and brimstone coming from the pulpit. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3100 So what does it have other than "hiss", "whistle" and "bang" stops? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3101 We reject belief in a supreme being, but we do believe in a super. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3102 Our Sunday evening Hot Jazz Concert is sure to be a hit. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3103 Of course it doesn't work as well in the summer when the Super turns off the heat. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3104 No need to chime in - this isn’t a duet. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3105 I play this when I need to let off steam about what is happening with the world. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3106 "Well, this explains those knocking noises during The Messiah ". 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3107 Well, in our church you’re Steam Power Biggs. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3108 Hot as hell in here. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3109 The voices still sound fine. But can you adjust the banging? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3110 Now this guy can bring the liturgical heat. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3111 Impressive, Stevens. But when I said, 'It's too darn hot,' it was not a request. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3112 Have you ever heard Bach played on Steam Punk? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3113 Do you hear a rattling? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3114 Your rendition of Ave Maria has a lot of clanging and hissing. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3115 If we get a nice brimstone smell in here we could give them a hell of a scare. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3116 The bishop said we needed piped-in music. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3117 This will do nicely for my sermon series on hell. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3118 I know you feel the hissing adds something, but we’re getting complaints. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3119 Will you be playing the steam punk rendition of Amazing Grace? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3120 It's not exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to create a warm and inviting environment with your music selection. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3121 Our organ donation program was obviously too successful 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3122 It radiates well, but lacks the subtle tones of the old pipes 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3123 Clank once if Thou art in heaven. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3124 Get Bach to it, its getting cold in here! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3125 I thought there was a separation of church and radiate? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3126 Nonconformists, yes. Idiots, no. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3127 Every time I look up here I get all-steamed-up to give a hot-air and brimstone sermon. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3128 Don't you think you're taking this global warming thing a bit far? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3129 It does lend a certain warmth to the hymn. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3130 It's a steam organ. It whistles when it's hot. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3131 I wanted your performance to be radiant 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3132 Do you know the piece that makes the parishioners think the heat is actually coming on? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3133 His last words were"I'll try the ol' switcheroo". 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3134 We've got another Nor'easter coming this Sunday, so just play stuff with a lot of notes. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3135 Our Super is divine. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3136 When it's cold, my organ shrinks. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3137 We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the heat! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3138 It turns up to 11. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3139 Just make sure the tenants in 9F can hear you. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3140 It certainly looks like it'll be a hot time in the old church tonight. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3141 Your organization issues have become a distraction. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3142 Well of course I'm hot under the collar. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3143 Well Father, there's more than one way to warm the hearts our Parish... 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3144 When I said “warm up the crowd “thats not exactly what I meant 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3145 Pipe down! We can't hear the choir. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3146 This isn't what I meant by a "hot, new sound!". 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3147 Lately I've sensed a congregational shift toward fire-and-brimstone. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3148 How is your 'Concerto for Organ and Radiator' coming? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3149 Play something that radiates warmth. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3150 Can you play "Steam Heat" for me? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3151 Avert thine eyes lest it be not a graven image. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3152 Your accompaniment is fine, but the heating bill is absolutely outrageous. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3153 The DMV took the late Bishop's "organ donor" pledge quite literally 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3154 Yes it deffinently accentuates the warm tones ... but come summer I think you will be playing a completely different tune. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3155 Yep, the sound radiates remarkably to heavens above. 1.2674 0.04801 86 63 23 0
3156 I'd say this music helps people get ready to meet their boilermaker. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3157 I preach radiant light, not radiant sound. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3158 Now play 'In A Gadda Da Heatah.' 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3159 The hymns sound a bit on the steamy side lately. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3160 I haven't heard of SteamPunk music, but if you think it'll draw a younger crowd...... 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3161 Your playing is absolutely radiant. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3162 It seems as though the communion wafer was actually pure LSD.....would you happen to have any Thorazine? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
3163 Should we have Fr McGinley provide the hot air? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
3164 It was a steal, already blessed, and has a warm sound. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
3165 We'll start mass right after your warm-ups. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3166 The baptismal water is now perfect; but it’s on you to warm the heart and soothe the soul. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
3167 Are you sure it's in tune? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3168 You said to play a very warm welcome to our congregation. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
3169 Brother, Do you know Brahms Heat Exchanger in D Minor? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3170 Wonderful! Plumbing the depths of Bach's glorious HVAC Concerto. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3171 Oh no, I said to order a pipe organ. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
3172 All a misunderstanding, I called Morgan Plumbing and said “I think we need to replace the pipes Morgan.” 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3173 I call it "Steam & Variations". 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3174 Brother Michael, this is "God's" vision for renewable energy. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3175 The heater was a steal but the tuning fork cost $125,000. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3176 Could you turn it down a notch? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3177 Try another register Padre. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3178 “Mmm, you say the church will only get heat if you play heavy metal”? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
3179 That was inspirational, but can you play with more fervor? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
3180 This brings a whole new dimension to Steampunk. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3181 But what is the plan for air conditioning this summer? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
3182 You know damn well this isn't what I meant by "rad organ". 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
3183 How about some hot jazz? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
3184 Sound like home? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3185 The bats are complaining again. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
3186 We lose a little clarity in the lower registers but we gain substantially in heating. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3187 Well if that doesn’t heat up the parishioner’s religious fervor I do not know what will. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3188 It does add warmth to the more sanguine music. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3189 This should be good for my hell and damnation homily. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3190 Try not to open it up until the collection's over. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3191 Not my favorite sound for the hymnals. But I guess I'll warm up to it. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3192 We weren't happy with the forced air. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3193 This sure puts the Hiss in His name. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3194 It finally has the warm sound I actually like. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3195 Your music is radiant. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3196 Our last organist was full of hot air. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3197 This is not what I meant when I said 'the organ should radiate the warmth of the hymns.' 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3198 Better chill the wine for Communion. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3199 I’m getting worried, Father. Every time you play Bach, you become overheated and enter a fugue state. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3200 The music should really radiate. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3201 Wow...your music is hot. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3202 Yes, I know, but it also serves as a furnace. 1.2619 0.04826 84 62 22 0
3203 Cool! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3204 Your music really radiates the warmth we all seek. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3205 Glad you and the sexton could compromise. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3206 The pulpit isn't the only place we can blow hot air. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3207 I’m not sure this is what our deacon meant when he said ‘let’s make church hot again’ 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3208 Taking “radiating God’s love” a bit too literally, eh Father? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3209 Do you think it sends the wrong message? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3210 The Wedding March. You know, MendelSTEAM 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3211 Monsignor, you may think it’s an eyesore, but it has great sound, and it’s saving us a bundle on heating bills. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3212 I asked you to turn up the heat, not tune it up. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3213 Not quite what we had in mind when we asked for your music to radiate throughout the congregation. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3214 I'm going for a more metaphorical approach on todays lesson about hell. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3215 I don't think 'Sympathy for the Devil' is apropos. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3216 I see you took my advice to "radiate energy" throughout the congregation quite literally. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3217 Warm tones, yes, but maybe a little steamy for a Sunday morning? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
3218 No, brother, I meant we need more spiritual warmth. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
3219 Try playing one of Bach's steamier pieces. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3220 Well, we did ask the steam fitters to fix it. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
3221 We are NOT adding "The Heat is On" by Glen Frye to the hymnal this Sunday. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3222 The Archbishop's gonna be steamed. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3223 WILL you STOP that infernal racket? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3224 The hissing sound you hear will not be from the congregation. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
3225 This should add more radiance to your hymns. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3226 The plumber says he can’t get here until after First Mass. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3227 If you play loudly enough, maybe they won't notice 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3228 It sounds OK I guess, but I still think there are some things you shouldn't buy on Amazon. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3229 Whatever happened to good old hellfire and brimstone? 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
3230 You were sneaking hot riffs into the hymns again. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3231 All I said was, ‘God, I wish I could perform some songs by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.’ 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
3232 I know we’re trying to attract younger parishioners. But I’m just not sure steampunk is the way to go. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3233 Yes, my music is hot right now. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3234 Try the next octave; there’s still a chill in the air. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3235 Shall we post your HVAC certificate? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3236 You have to get beyond your days playing for Megadeath... 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3237 Impressive. What is the BTU rating? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3238 That's not what I meant when I said, 'We need to make the church more 'rad' for the younger generation.' 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3239 No, you can't play 'Steam Heat" as the prelude again this Sunday. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3240 It's chilly in here, maybe you could play something a bit more up-tempo. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3241 Good news bad news. You have the anvil chorus down pat. But you broke the rose window. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3242 The plumber said it was a pipe organ. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3243 This should radically heat up the service. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3244 Well, the other option for pipes would mean wearing kilts! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3245 Miss Grimble. I said let’s go for a bigger radiance, not radiator. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3246 I don’t suppose you know ‘Steam Heat’? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3247 You've had a request for Jack Johnson's "Radiate" 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3248 Don't be nervous. No organist has ever had a chilly reception in this parish. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3249 Try for more of a "hiss" 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3250 Father John, I think you may have taken the Bishop's asking us to recycle a bit too far! But, bless my soul, the sound does really resonate! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3251 It's an old fashioned steam organ that heats the church while I play. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3252 Maybe it won't sound so bad if we put a pot of holy water on top 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3253 YOU ARE IN HOT WATER NOW !! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3254 Le Gospel Hot? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3255 When I said we needed "a nice set of pipes" I meant upgrading the choir, not the organ! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3256 What if you want to play a note that isn't a B flat? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3257 I hear you're into heavy metal recently 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3258 'twas a joint miracle from Saint Vincent and Saint Cecilia. The patron saints of plumbing and pipe organs, respectively. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3259 This choir loft is the only place that has heat in the church. Any ideas? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3260 Well. the organ tuner guaranteed it will make the music radiate warmth. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3261 I meant try and get the congregation warmed up with your playing! 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
3262 It not only plays great music, but it keeps the whole damned place warm. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3263 Planning a hot concert this week? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3264 This "repurposing" fad has finally gone too far. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3265 . . . Plus, it heats the sacristy. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3266 Father, how did I end up with the wrong set of pipes?” “I suppose his eye was on the sparrow during the installation. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3267 You like? It's called Radiator Concerto in D Flat Minor. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3268 Can you whistle a few bars? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3269 It's a hybrid. Full of hot air, just like the vehicles. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3270 The Lord will supply the heat, you need to keep the pipes from banging 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3271 Can you play "Steam Heat" from The Pajama Game? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3272 That sounds hot, brother! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3273 We thought it needed more pomp. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3274 When I said don't quit your day job, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3275 I'm sorry but your playing is leaving me cold. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3276 Wait to you see the air conditioner. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3277 I like the way it clanks. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3278 When I said "Bang out any old tune" this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3279 It's an upgrade. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3280 It adds a much warmer tone to the hymns... 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3281 We need more light and less heat. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3282 That's one hell of a set of pipes you got there. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3283 You have to get up a full head of steam to energize the bass. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3284 I think it's best if I crack that window just an inch 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3285 Between budget cuts and instilling the fear of God, we had to cut some corners. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3286 We had a problem with the pipes. The sextant called a plumber. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3287 It was a bequest from PDQ Bach. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3288 Yes, but it's heavenly hot air 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3289 It sounds like you've got a blocked pipe. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3290 I'm not sure this steam pipe organ is giving us the sound we want. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3291 I’ve always held your liturgical music in highest steam. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3292 It's hot as Hades in here. 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
3293 No, I don't think it's hot in here 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3294 With this, the church choir will never again feel cold and austere. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3295 Are you going to blow off a little steam? 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3296 Oh Dear, it sounds like it's time to bleed the organ! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3297 Sure your playing is heartwarming but our heating costs have gone through the roof. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3298 Well, I thought it’s go big or go to Hell! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3299 And you say that I am full of hot air... 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3300 We're a Post Postmodern Church now. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3301 it's the sound of judgement day 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3302 It sounds hot, but to work knocking into a fugue..... That is a challenge 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3303 Hypertrophy of organs - a common clerical disorder. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3304 I imagine you can play some hot jazz on this thing. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3305 "I specifically said we needed something that would resonate with the flock, not radiate. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3306 The parishioners think you're really hot. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3307 Finally. We'll have the best cappuccinos in the diocese! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3308 Those are not exactly what I meant when I said turn up the heat on the pipes. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3309 You'll need more time to warm up. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3310 Your rendition of The Heat is On is as good as Glenn Frey’s 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3311 Try Jerry Lee Lewis, that ought to do it! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3312 Plumber fix the pipe organ? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3313 Play Inna-Godda-divida. It's his favorite. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3314 Wonderful sounds you're radiating lately. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3315 Pipes are pipes--I can't hear a difference. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3316 It sounds great when I play, "Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes, are calling me..." 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3317 Sweatin’ to ethereal hymns are we? 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3318 I thought it was time to 'heat up' the Bach Cantatas. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3319 Now I understand why everyone describes your playing as radiant! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3320 What would Jesus do? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3321 It positively radiates with God's love! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3322 I hear you play all the hottest new hymns. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3323 Way to bring the heat today. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3324 I don't care if he was the cheapest -- next time don't hire the plumber to fix it! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3325 Eternal gratitude to organ donors. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3326 The pipes, the pipes are clanging, Brother Ralph! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3327 The congregation feels your music is simply radiant. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3328 This will really make them sweat. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3329 I'd recommend using a wet sock to dampen the sound. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3330 Luckily, our plumber appreciates a good dirge. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3331 I love what you've done with the espresso machine, but you may want to cut back a tad on the caffeine. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3332 Can you play something a little warmer? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3333 Our previous organist ran hot and cold. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3334 I hope my sermon is as hot as this thing. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3335 “It could also save a bundle on our heating bills”. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3336 And the Lord said, "Let there be heat." 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3337 I like them. They have a warmer sound. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3338 I see that you made a deal with the Devil's vintage appliance store. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3339 They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3340 It's too steamy. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3341 The organ is out of tune; we'll have to call the plumber. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3342 The noises are bothering the man upstairs. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3343 Don't you think those tunes are a little steamy for this environment? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3344 It’s not the heat so much as it is the hymnity. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3345 Where in hell did you get that thing? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3346 I can hear God knocking. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3347 For some reason I see this instrument having only seasonal use. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3348 We had this installed for effect during our eternal damnation sermon 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3349 I’m still having trouble eliminating that hissing sound. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3350 We're going to end up in hot water over this. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3351 Oh alright, wear your shorts—but not the tank top! 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3352 I said the TEMPO should be "allegro con fuoco" - not the TEMPERATURE 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3353 I thought we all agreed to limit restoration to the fire escapes. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3354 It's for drying His underwear. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3355 We should have an organ transplant 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3356 Rule #1: You must take the heat. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3357 Your last piece was radiating. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3358 Yes, Father? I'm just warming up. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3359 Might I suggest “Steam Heat” from Pajama Game. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3360 I don't think you understand our Radiant Light doctrine. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3361 So you say the Lord appeared to you as a HVAC contractor? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3362 This should warm up the congregants, and let them blow off some steam. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3363 The janitor's on vacation next week. He suggested you go easy on the loud choral stuff until he's back. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3364 It definitely has mass appeal. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3365 Fire, Brimstone, and a comfortable 68 degrees. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3366 I said your music needs to radiate not radiator 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3367 It relaxes me. Lets me blow off a little steam. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3368 ... but we're supposed to be the cool church. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
3369 but the music you play here is not supposed to be "hot" 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3370 Ah, so now you can perform Manheim Steamroller's 'Silent Night". 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
3371 Other than our utility bill, I think He would approve. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3372 But you volunteered to heat this place up. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3373 I want you to really bang it out. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3374 What it lacks in tonal quality is offset by its warmth. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3375 ... and you haven't seen the boiler we have in the choir. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3376 It sounds better than a tea kettle and just as authentic. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3377 Reverend, I’m just not sure the congregation is ready for steamy music. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3378 Now we’ll find out if a larger organ will attract more worshipers. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3379 The stewardship committee works in mysterious ways. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3380 Shall I contact Con Edison to send in the tuner? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3381 Flying buttresses they said... more like elevated heating bill. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3382 It isn't subtle, but man is it hot! 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3383 Our last organ player had a melt down. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3384 This is a gift from Hell. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3385 It radiates great joy. Play on! It warms my heart to hear it sing. Play on, play on!! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3386 I can't get it to stop rattling during the Requiem. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3387 He'll be in hot water if he plays that tune. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3388 The house of God doesn't have central heating? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3389 I don't think that's what radiating Christ means, brother. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3390 Just think of this as an opportunity to blow off some steam. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3391 Perhaps open with, "How Great Thou Art"? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3392 New Yorkers have to work this into the decor. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3393 Forget those world leaders. You clearly have the largest organ. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
3394 Do we need to take up a special collection again for fuel? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3395 Can we tone down the ball peen hammer effect? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3396 Play "I've got - cling cling -fssss - Steam Heat!" 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3397 Play J.S.Watt's T-major variation. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3398 Turn up the heat. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3399 When I said a new organ would radiate good will, I had something else in mind. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3400 No, this is not what I mean by making out church warm and fuzzy. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3401 To hit F? you need to bleed it. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3402 I'm pretty tired but it keeps down the heating bills 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3403 Saint Saens also wrote a Radiator Symphony. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3404 May be a bit too steamy. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3405 Must be a devil to play in the summer. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3406 If God ever shows up, She can just throw Her jacket on top. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3407 You’ll have to pump faster. It’s only 62 degrees in here. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3408 "It's how I blow off steam". 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3409 Personally, I voted for the calliope! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3410 It’s hissing! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3411 We felt our renovations should reflect and remind the congregation that Satan sits on a throne of ice. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3412 We got the last one, for half price, at Overstock.com. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3413 Just letting off some steam. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3414 This weeks sermon......Sodom and Gomorrah - play something steamy! 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3415 Don't expect much volume in the summer. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3416 Just give me a high sign before you get to the fire and brimstone part. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3417 When I suggested adding some hot jazz to the mass, this not what I had in mind. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3418 Oh, warm up. I thought meant rehearse. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3419 A bit showy for us, Elton, but I do feel the warmth. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3420 I wanted a very hot service this week. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3421 Not quite what I meant by turning up the heat in here. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3422 Fire and brimstone just wasn’t cutting it. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3423 THE TOCCATA, I THINK. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3424 That requiem left me cold; maybe crank up the heat a bit. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3425 You really have to get over the reviewer who said your chants lacked warmth, Brother Benedict. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3426 The choir complains about the clanging. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3427 It’s okay if the hymns sound a bit steamy, but are you sure they won’t shake, rattle and roll? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3428 Needs more mysterious clanging. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3429 And they guaranteed you God would hear it? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3430 This thing better make the best coffee or you're sending it back. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3431 "Warm the cockles of their hearts" is just an expression, my son. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3432 So this is a Steampunk pipe organ? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3433 I tell you, tomorrow’s mass is gonna be hot! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3434 I don't care WHAT it sounds like, it's still an eyesore! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3435 Better play a double fugue on Sunday, Father. It's going to be chilly. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3436 Stop banging the keys! Find some other way to blow off steam. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3437 This seems a little too hot and heavy for the youth choir... 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3438 It plays a great Hiss, Rattle and Bang. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3439 Not surprising how much warmer it makes the Bach B Minor Mass sound. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3440 Nothing too hot for today's sermon, this is not a revival! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3441 We talked. He says He doesn't have to turn it on until October first. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3442 Evidently HVAC doesn't stand for High Voice Aural Consultant. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3443 Now we can afford to keep you on and heat the sanctuary. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3444 'I'm hearing from the congreation that you should cool it on the solos.' 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3445 Too hot and heavy? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3446 You're a little flat. Time to flush the pipes! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3447 Father Ted, I said ‘Pick up the beat!’ not ‘Turn up the heat!’ 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3448 Take it from the top with less clanking 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3449 I'm calling it 'Vapor petram hymnum.' 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3450 I like this steampunk organ. The knocking gives the fear of God. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3451 A warm up act like no other. Praise the lord. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3452 Our new priest said she's always cold. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3453 I see that your STEAM education has really paid off. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3454 When I said "turn up the heat," Father O'Hara, I meant "spiritually." 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3455 Okay, I know it gets a little warm over here with our new heating system, but please stop playing Highway to Hell at the end of service! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3456 Yes, I know it was my idea for you to turn up the heat on your organ playing, but this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3457 I think the pipe organ might need a small pan of water placed way up on top 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3458 I suspect you will find Steampunk is dead. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3459 These pipes are producing plenty of heat, but why do we only get a pinging sound? Did you pull out ALL the stops? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3460 You're going to have to play a bit louder if you want the Boss to hear you. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3461 really preferred the organ pipes but we do have more heat 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3462 At the time all we could afford was a steam organ. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3463 I don't know if a hot new sound is what we're looking for 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3464 When I said the music should radiate through the congregation, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3465 Yes, but my toes are still frozen. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3466 The youth group suggested that the music could be a little hotter. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3467 I specifically asked for a smoke machine. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3468 The hissing sounds flat. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3469 This should keep the parishioners awake! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3470 I found it on line at Restoration Hardware. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3471 So, you think Retro-Fusion Pipes will bring them in? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3472 I see your vision, but I feel steampunk would set the Church back a couple centuries. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3473 There has been complaints your playing has been too steamy. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3474 Glad you got new pipes. The bass board heater was sounding flat. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3475 So you are looking for a composition that requires a hiss, sputter, and spit. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3476 I'm not sure we approve of that hot new stuff you're playing. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3477 Beats the old pump organ. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3478 If you play it, they will hum. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3479 The organ donor stipulated steampunk 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3480 Your atypical performance of "Steam Heat" fogged all the stained glass windows. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3481 The banging and clanging usually keep time. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3482 Sure, it's unconventional but look at it this way. We're much less likely to lose another tenor to hypothermia. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3483 Play something hot. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3484 It really brings those "Hellfire" sermons home. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3485 And I thought someone was making tea. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3486 Can you play, "Knock Three Times?" 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3487 Compensating for what? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3488 Goliath did say that the B flat might cause an annoying loud banging. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3489 The new organ just radiates joy throughout the building. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3490 A Hot Jazz arrangement of the 'Hallelujah Chorus?' Hmm... 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3491 O.K... now who's going to pay for the new roof ? 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3492 Hopefully this'll help paint the picture of 'fire and brimstone.' 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3493 So you couldn't book Mannheim Steamroller and you thought of this? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3494 Let there be heat. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3495 Can you play it cool? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3496 At least it should save you some warm-up time. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3497 It's still an eyesore. Maybe throw some flowers on top? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3498 What the hell? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
3499 Well, yes, we do want to radiate good will, but......I’ve always thought of this as more of a percussive instrument. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3500 The kids say I’m out of touch with popular culture and that hymns aren’t hot... this will show them! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3501 That's not what I meant by steam organ. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3502 Hired that hvac company to fix the organ, I see. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3503 Glory to God and all, but it's a good thing we tipped the super. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3504 Can you play 'Let it Bleed'? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3505 The new organ certainly has a warmer feel to it. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3506 No, thouest may not play another chorus of "Steam Heat." 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3507 More crescendo. 7C is complaining again. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3508 Who told you to get the organ repaired at Tesla? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3509 I figured everyone in here should be blowing hot air 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3510 Radiant! It sounds so radiant! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3511 Ah, your music warms my heart...and reduces the electric bills. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3512 And they say we aren't progressive. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3513 What better proof for the existence of God can there be than a radiator that plays music. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3514 No, No Jenkins. The steam is for the calliope not the organ. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3515 The younger flock wants us to turn on the heat. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3516 It’s our new energy saving organ. It generates steam and music at the same time. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3517 I prefer forced air. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3518 You can be sure the parishioners are going to be all hot and bothered about it. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3519 Remember--no more curveballs after Communion. Just bring the heat. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3520 I use it to warm my Bach towels. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3521 We're getting complaints of increased global warming when you're playing. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3522 Love your rendition of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3523 At long last we can do justice to the Magnifihot. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3524 I see. Quiet, but evocative of warmth. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3525 That's not the hymn I had in mind, but you are definitely getting warmer. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3526 This isn't what I meant when I said music should warm up the spirits. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3527 If you play hot enough we will save a fortune on heating expenses. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3528 It really gives a much warmer sound! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3529 Grand that it is, steam-punk is just not what we play 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3530 This new organ has such a warm sound, doesn’t it? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3531 "How about 'Too Darn Hot'? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3532 I'm a little worried our body won't accept this organ transplant. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3533 Can you do me a favor, and knock three times on the ceiling? I want to make sure God knows it wasn't us who knocked twice on the pipes. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3534 The great landlord shuts it off on the first warm day so I might have to play this on a piano at the Easter mass. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3535 I got it so you could grow psalm trees here. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3536 There's a clanging noise at the start, but not to worry. She'll blow the roof off. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3537 We are trying to attract millennials, Dave. They won't know what this is anymore than a pipe organ. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
3538 I'm warming up to it. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3539 That's one way to heat up the music. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3540 Perfect for winter, but what about summer? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3541 I think our partnership with Con-Ed has gotten a bit out of hand. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3542 The Eisenbergs in 4-E say they're not getting enough Handel. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3543 Do you really think it's going to warm up people to God? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3544 It's all part of our "Some Like it Hot" campaign. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3545 Now play me a hot Requiem. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3546 The landlord controls the heat...and the music. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
3547 The younger parishioners wanted the music to be more rad. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3548 This one’s for the Postmodern Reformation. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3549 I have a strange calling to hot and heavy metal songs. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3550 Clearly, you are not playing cool jazz! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3551 Yes I Did Say To Add More Warmth To Your Playing 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3552 Sit up straight when you play, or you will strain your Bach. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3553 Well..., alright, if that really allows you to let off some steam. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3554 There's something very warm about the sound of this particular organ. And I love that it comes with its own percussion section. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
3555 This is not what I meant when I said you need to radiate your music to the Lord 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
3556 Well it's no Pieta but the warmer tones are certainly a blessing. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3557 So...you're saying you were in a ... fugue state? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3558 What, no pedals? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3559 That's the last we order from GM Heat Pipe Organs. (actual company: GM Buck Pipe Organs) 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3560 That’s just a lot of hot air if you ask me. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3561 Do you know how to play "Steam Heat"? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3562 Has anyone ever told you that your rendition of Ava Maria is hot as hell? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3563 And when I pass the plate, that's when I really need you to bering the heat. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3564 Did you pull one of the stops or is something banging. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3565 Oh Danny boy! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3566 Winter is no time for pianissimo. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3567 That’s a hell of a hot organ. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3568 Just speaking theologically, it can bring only more heat than light. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3569 Can you play that in a lower register? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3570 Ok..Give ‘em hell 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3571 Do you know the radiator blues? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3572 Better pray that doesn't fall. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3573 If you're going to play Bach, you'll need to drain the condensate first. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3574 The super says, bang all you want, no heat until he gets the word from above. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3575 When I suggested you 'warm it up a bit' this isn't exactly what I had in mind 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
3576 I’ve had it, Otto! No more PDQ Bach on Sundays. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3577 You'll never get cold feet. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3578 Is 'Steam Heat' the only song that organ can play? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3579 Us guys never change, huh? Here we are debating about who has the bigger organ. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3580 Don't sweat the last verse. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3581 If you play just the right chords, the super will turn up the heat. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3582 The bishop says you can't play Steam Heat until after Lent. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3583 You can play some hot tunes with that. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3584 Aside from the occasional bang they work great 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3585 With the offertory hymn, bring on the heat. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3586 Well I know the clinking and clunking is percussive, but what about the hissing and thissing? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3587 To the end, a killer sense of humor. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
3588 Just bang on the pipes when you want me to start. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3589 I've been playing all day and I still can't get this thing to turn on. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3590 No one can warm up a congregation like you can. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3591 Impressive pipes, it has been a cold and lonely Winter. Did we keep the box? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3592 The service is only three hours away. When will you be warmed up? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3593 "Stanley, before I start my sermon please don't play "I Got Steam Heat". 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3594 It's a "two-fer" 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3595 I understand you want to bring the heat, Father, but this seems like overkill. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
3596 Not sure this is what the bishop had in mind when he suggested ambient music... 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3597 I've found it inspires the Choir Boys to take off their clothes. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
3598 If we need a miracle on Sunday, you can always bang on the pipes. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3599 It's that quiet whistling that really sets it apart. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3600 This can't be right. No matter what I push, all it does is hissss. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3601 The contractor insisted on replacing the pipes with something that had more "character." 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3602 This adagio is piping hot! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3603 It's got plenty of steam, but only one registration. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3604 We originally planned for a cathedral. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3605 Cool it, Father. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3606 You need to make them hear the music of the spheres and feel the furnaces of hell...simultaneously. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3607 Playing the accursed hiss and whistle hell music again? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3608 What if there is a steam outage? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3609 The retro steampunk look has gone too far. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3610 Let's burn down the house! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3611 Can you play something other than “Steam Heat”? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3612 Play it hot and play it steamy 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3613 It’s louder, but not cost effective. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3614 The congregation is getting tired of "Shake, Rattle, and Roll." 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3615 Did you first try just putting on an extra layer? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3616 A priest and his huge hot organ playing with our boys choir … tradition is oddly comforting. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3617 Play louder. We have to warm their hearts. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3618 When I said I wanted you to play with a little more heat, this isn’t exactly what I meant. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3619 I'm no musician, but isn't sound more important than temperature? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3620 Can you play 'Let it Bleed'? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3621 That’s a novel combination, Reverend: purge and dirge. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3622 The congregation has been asking for steampunk. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3623 Something tells me that the pipe organ you bought is hot. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3624 Well yes, I did express my hope the restoration would produce a more radiant sound. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3625 You’re going to have to play harder than that. They’ve raised the temperature to 75! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3626 Tell me when you're ready and I'll turn up the steam. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3627 Can you up the tempo? It's a little chilly in here. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3628 What? I get cold. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3629 Were you always a draft dodger? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3630 I forgot about the "objects are larger than they appear inside Costco" rule. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3631 Wow! It sounds great but that's a lot of holy water! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3632 You must be hard of hearing--I said 'The Radiance'. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3633 I'm composing for a new musical genre - The Radiatorio. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3634 The lower registers are truly impressive. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3635 You will only have to add water every 60 measures! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3636 Sorry, am I being too loud? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3637 We need to turn the heat up a bit. Something like Handel meets Fats Domino. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3638 Now I’m worried it's too radiant. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3639 The previous owner played hot jazz. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3640 Letting off some steam, Daniel. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3641 Yes it's hot enough, so play something real cool 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3642 The price was right but it just doesn't radiate they way I thought. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3643 This seems to contradict our message that the Lord's love brings all the warmth you need. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3644 “Hosanna And All That Jazz”? A little steamy don’t you think? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3645 When we said compose a radiating piece, we didn't mean literally. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3646 ...and, the rectory plumber can tune this! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3647 Ok, now play the clunking one with the screech at the end. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3648 Nice tone, but a bit steamy for church? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3649 I just don’t think “Steam Heat” is appropriate for the prelude. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3650 If you can't take the heat, stay away from the keyboards. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3651 This thing's out of tune. Call the super. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3652 It's only until our weekly collections are back up again. If that ever happens. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3653 It radiates a lot of sound 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3654 Play 'Steam Heat'. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3655 Wind or steam? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3656 We don't need a prop. The music's own warmth will speak for itself. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3657 This next one is the heat. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3658 “Steamy” is not what the Diocese had in mind for the new organ music. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3659 Finally a warm sound 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3660 I love how your music radiates around the room 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3661 How do you like the new geothermal organ? 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3662 When you say "The Landlord" is supposed to fix it, do you mean God? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3663 Planning some hot tunes Brother ? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3664 I like the warm tone, but we need to address the clanging at Saturday evening mass. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3665 I don't know. I think the hissing adds a certain divinity. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3666 Don't make it too steamy! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3667 Radiant Music?? I thought you asked me to RADIATE music. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3668 Our church welcomes all, even atheists without indoor heating. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3669 Now, that's hot! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3670 Now give us some hot gospel. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3671 It doesn't sound that great, but it sure heats up the place! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3672 In light of global warming, I think it's safe to take that down now. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3673 May I make a suggestion, Father? Don't quit your day job! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3674 Can you tighten up the rhythm ? The clank and the hiss are coming in too early. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3675 It gets cold up here in the organ loft. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3676 We're only here to warm their hearts. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3677 This new organ really warms the place up! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3678 I hear you brother, but I still prefer cool jazz myself. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3679 We've ordered hammers in G Sharp and B Flat Minor. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3680 I think you need an organ transplant. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3681 Do these sound more hissy than our last pipes? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3682 Won't it get awfully steamy in here? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3683 Well, it'll bring 'em in for our steam punk concerts. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3684 Hot hymns father. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3685 High C's a little gassy. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3686 Sometimes His word comes in pops and fizzy noises. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3687 When I suggested that you warm-up before the service, you were, once again, overly ambitious. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3688 Impressive, but it lacks the warm tones of our old one. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3689 This was not what I had in mind by “His glorious radiance”. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3690 Let me know if it gets too warm in here. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3691 It makes our organ service schedule complicated. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3692 Fire it up! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3693 I thought we were supposed to get warmer tones, not steamy music. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3694 Let me hear some hot licks. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3695 When’s your mixtape dropping? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3696 Not quite what I meant when I said to heat up the music to attract younger congregates. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3697 Make 'em sweat. Confessions have been boring lately. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3698 .. and it whistles, too. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3699 Father, our prayers have been answered. A new set of pipes! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3700 I said you should play it ,not plumb it 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3701 That is NOT how you cover "Knockin' On Heaven's Door"! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3702 Can you please play louder? It's still pretty chilly up front. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3703 Before you begin to play, you need to warm up. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3704 Well, if this doesn’t make them feel the warmth of God... 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3705 I like it, but the piece is bit too steamy for the Church 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3706 No one will sleep at church again. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3707 This steampunk thing has gone too far. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3708 I hope She remembered to drain this one. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3709 Well the scriptures are a little vague on the concept of dual purposing... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3710 it's the hot new thing. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3711 Any idea where I can find our latest shipment of Holy Water? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3712 '"It's an Eco-Organ, Padre, music and heat at once saving energy. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3713 Hey, play that song from "The Pajama Game," the one called "Steam Heat. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3714 Your music radiates such warmth and clanging. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3715 I think that last piece may be too hot for this congregation. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3716 If you build it, they will come. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3717 Does it really radiate spirituality 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3718 What? I'm just letting off steam. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3719 I don't think you understood what Father John meant when he suggested an organ pipe radiator. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3720 Can you make it hiss out steam when I mention "hell?" 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3721 I knew I heard something on high. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3722 And that, my son, is why the accordion was invented. For when our pipes freeze. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3723 But what is that hissing sound? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3724 We’ll need you to pull out all the stops in the heating season. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3725 I understand your playing really radiates with the congregation. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3726 I'm expecting a warm round of applause this time. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3727 Could you play me a nice steampunk tune? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3728 ...but we save a fortune on the heating bills. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3729 I don't hear it...but I'm no musician. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3730 the Vatican plumber won the low bid. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3731 Just a sneak preview for our parishioners who do not offer repentance. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3732 You know, we tried baseboard heat, but it covered up the windows. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3733 Organ transplants weren’t covered so we had to make do. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3734 Father, I'm so glad to see you're letting off a little steam 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3735 Can you play it hotter? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3736 Are you admiring my “Organ” Father?!! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3737 Better turn it up to forte for the morning service; the congregation is serious about wanting it piping hot. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3738 When you proposed playing ecclesiastical Steampunk music, this isn't what I pictured. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3739 It's a cool idea, but will it warm their hearts? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3740 Putting off a little steam? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3741 It radiates the music better than any other pipe organ. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3742 Could you please turn down the volume a bit? They're having heat strokes in the choir loft. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3743 This isn't what I meant when I asked for a hot new sound! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3744 Because they're saying your music isn't so hot 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3745 Hot, hot, hotter than Hell... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3746 Play a nice warm-up hymn before my sermon for the building-fund 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3747 I ordered the Calypso steel drums and they sent us this. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3748 Not what I meant by ‘bring the heat’ 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3749 Hot air travels down a pipe from the pulpit, circulates the radiator, and is released into the nave by means of the foot pedals. This is a large church, so any quiet passages should still be played con brio. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3750 So next time skip the Dies irae. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3751 I can warm their hearts or I can lift their spirits--I can't do both. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3752 They want some hot tunes for next week's wedding. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3753 It turns out that Catholic Priests are real suckers for a hot organ. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3754 It's a steam organ. Fire her up and let's see what she can do. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3755 Hate to break it to you but size actually does matter. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3756 The parishioners' board wants hymns with hotter rhythms. I scored this baby from a cathedral they're renovating. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3757 We thought your playing might improve if you "warmed up" first. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3758 Let's see Him try to ignore these pipes! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3759 I must admit, that hymn was banging. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3760 It helps me warm up before big concerts. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3761 The parishioners say my music is hot. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3762 I asked for a warm sound when I ordered the system. Let's see what it can do. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3763 ...it just looks hot. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3764 The A sounds flat -- and a bit gurgly. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3765 I'm on a mission - the radiator from the refectory is missing. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3766 Sorry sir, but we can only play at one volume, loud, and only between the hours of 10pm and 3am. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3767 Yes, it's called Steammunk music. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3768 Yas, Charles, it is quite hot. I'm afraid you'll have to cool it down a bit for the bishop's visit. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3769 It plays like a dream once it warms up. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3770 It was hyperbole Brother Jacob, although now it's only ironic 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3771 It gets the same sound as a normal pipe organ, Father, and it was much cheaper! 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3772 I see it as a splendid opportunity to perform Handel's lesser-known masterpiece, "Water Hammer Music." 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3773 We're going to get some heat from above, for spending that much on this. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3774 It's a little cold in here. Please turn up the heat. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3775 I had it specially made for the Presidential Inauguration 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3776 Fine. So long as you don’t bleed it on Easter. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3777 I never knew the German Baroque could sound so warm. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3778 Play well and God will keep us warm 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3779 Can you play something that ratiates? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3780 This should warm up the congtegation 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3781 I like my cantatas piping hot. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3782 Full steam ahead Father, the Ave Maria needs more zing! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3783 Can you do, "Knock, knock knockin' on heaven's door?" 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3784 Do you know 'Steam Heat'? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3785 This is one of those cartoons that doesn’t need a caption. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3786 This is a church. We don't need hot tunes. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3787 On Sunday I want you to really bring the heat. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3788 Hey, I blow hot air too. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3789 Bah. Ever since the re-tune I try to play Bach but all that comes out is "Toccatta & Clank in 'MP3 Maligner.'" 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3790 And you thought I was full of hot air. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3791 Have you asked the Super? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3792 You should have called an organ tuner not a plumber 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3793 Now we'll have to air condition the choir loft. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3794 I can't hear anything over the knocking. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3795 I like the symbolism; turning up the heat on sinners. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3796 When I asked you to have someone replace the pipes on the organ, I really had something very different in mind... 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3797 It radiates joy in the Lord. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3798 Listening to Mannheim Steamroller again? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3799 I pray this isn't just a pipe dream. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3800 Can't you play anything besides 'Steam Heat'? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3801 It's function over form in this church. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3802 First, hot yoga. Now, this? 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3803 Father, with those set of pipes, you’ll really be able to heat up this joint. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3804 Your playing always leaves me cold. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3805 Did someone say to radiate your organ? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3806 Reverend, your playing is simply radiant! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3807 It wouldn't be so bad except for the pinging 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3808 Now you can really do justice to Handel's Water Music! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3809 It is surely a case of Divine Intervention! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3810 We get it. Your mix tape is hot. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3811 Can you play anything else besides The Heat is On? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3812 do you think this will warm their souls as you play? 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3813 No, I am sure I said make sure the music is of the "radiating" kind of beauty; not the radiator kind. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3814 Hit it with a hammer if you need to wake them up. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3815 With the new tariff on metals making brass expensive, these pipes are just right. They even have a percussion feature. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3816 I suppose that’s one way to radiate God’s love. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3817 First warm-up the congregation. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3818 Yes, the tone is less than desirable, but on the other hand it does keep the cathedral warm. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3819 It's really radiating peace and warmth. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3820 The folks in apartment 6C are complaining to the super again. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3821 That will keep the pipes warm! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3822 I just wanted to blow off a little steam. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3823 Okay... I still think it looks like a radiator. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3824 it radiates warmth 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3825 A couple of tabs with a hammer could get it going 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3826 For this week's fire and brimstone sermon. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3827 So, you're absolutely sure the parishioners want heavy metal? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3828 Steamy, yes. Presidential?, no. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3829 A few parishioners have complained about the banging being too loud. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3830 That's rad but how often do you have to bleed the pipes? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3831 "The Heat Is On," please, by Glenn Frey. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3832 They radiate a beautiful sound. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3833 I think it's warmed up enough. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3834 Play A Hot Toccata 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3835 I like it well enough—but there is the occasional clanging. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3836 Well, I expect some warm tones from your new pipes. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3837 Play the song that goes, ‘CLANG CLANG HISSSSSS!’. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3838 It sounds terrible, but no one complains about the cold early morning services anymore 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3839 Steampunk ?? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3840 Cool Jazz is not my forte. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3841 If you expect it to perform consistently you have to rap on the pipes every now and then with a pipe wrench. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3842 I'm trying to reduce the gurgle in the pipes. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3843 How about we just pray about it? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3844 How do we get rid of that banging? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3845 This has a lot more 'ping' to it. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3846 So, this is where you come to let off steam? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3847 I like to come and play and let off a little steam. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3848 OK, it was cheap, but we can't use it in the summer. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3849 Well, I guess that's one way to blow off some steam. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3850 It's a musical tribute to the holy sounds of New York City. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3851 It is safer than trying to light a fire under them! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3852 The sound can radiate the heavens 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3853 It isn't rising to Hosanna in the highest, but you're getting warmer. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3854 Hallelujah 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3855 Either don't sing or close the windows...trees are dying out there. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3856 Play something that will warm our spirits. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3857 Please tell the congregation to cool it. I'm just warming up. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3858 I'm sorry, but your music is a little too steamy for our congregation. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3859 This time play it with a little less dispersion 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3860 It's an antique. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3861 'They say you play a hot piano...' 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3862 I’m afraid you misunderstood. I said we wanted to go big and stream our Sunday services. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3863 Hot enough for ya' 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3864 Just remember, it's not the size of your radiator that counts, it's how well you use it. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3865 This music will warm your heart. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3866 So, let me get this straight. Replacing the pipe organs with radiators won't actually provide cheap energy to heat every church, but it will divert publicity when the next 1,000 priests are charged with sexual assault. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3867 God spoke "What were you thinking?" It's hot as hell up here." 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3868 Really? You're experimenting with Steampunk? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3869 we're recycling the sermons' hot air 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3870 Hot jazz? For vespers? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3871 Let's pray it sounds as good as it keeps the church warm. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3872 The choir director thinks you're hot. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3873 Where will we put the Loud Speakers? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3874 Radiating heavenly music or just blowing off steam? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3875 The stained glass has spoken. No more amplifiers! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3876 I know it's a good way to let off steam but could you stop the clanking? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3877 God plumbs in mysterious ways my son. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3878 The music has been a bit steamy lately, Josh. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3879 Yes, and I got a great deal on the pipes 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3880 It's the choir's pipes that need warming up! 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3881 Good Lord, I said "steam heat." 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3882 Somehow, all I want to hear is “Steam Heat” from The Pajama Game. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3883 If you please, do not bang on the pipes. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3884 I so love Bach's clanks. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3885 We may have to take up a collection to pay to tune this! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3886 But are you sure it will cut our electricity bill? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3887 Steam was all the thing back then, but we're going electric next year. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3888 Kevin, how many times have I told you? You can't literally make the congregation feel the fiery gates of hell! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3889 It's a bit chilly. Punch up the tempo 50,000 BTUs. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3890 It sounds so much better since the plumber was in. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3891 Look, attendance has plummeted this winter! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3892 When I said get some big pipes, I meant someone in the choir. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3893 'Pipe nightmare' would be more like it! 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3894 It’s got an unholy sound, but we save money on heating. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3895 We're going to need a larger collection plate to cover the monthly gas bill. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3896 Bach to basics? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3897 I don't know, Glen. If you ask me, that's a hot little number. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3898 For the fortes, please use less steam. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3899 Open 'er up and see what she'll do. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3900 Really make them sweat. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3901 There, no more baptismal font complaints. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3902 Thanks, but my sermons usually just contain fire and brimstone. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3903 I think you're a bit early for steam punk. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3904 Don’t tell me you have one hot organ. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3905 Less hiss, more whoosh! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3906 Apologies. We’ll get maintenance to seal up these windows ASAP. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3907 A little warmer. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3908 That new prelude in C is HOT! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3909 You know, Gregory, with this new organ the congregation is really starting to warm up to you. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3910 I don’t think this is how they produced Le Jazz Hot at Notre Dame 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3911 The pipes are repurposed not reincarnated 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3912 It's our answer to elevator music. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3913 Organ music usually leaves me feeling cold. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3914 More like How Great Thou Hiss ... let's call a plumber. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3915 If this doesn't blow the Alter Boys gowns up, I have failed as a Priest 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3916 Okay Tim, let's really heat this service up! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3917 So this is what you meant by radiant music being inspirational! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3918 recycled from a rent controlled apartment 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3919 Yes, that should suffice. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3920 I've decided to call it toccata and fugue with banging pipes. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3921 Another fine rendition. But tell me… do you know any song besides ‘Steam Heat’? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3922 The music in this church is always too loud or too soft. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3923 These are nice for bass, but what do you do for treble? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3924 I specifically told them we need new pipes for the church ORGAN. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3925 This radiator music gives me the chills 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3926 Your music radiates warmth for the entire congregation, my son. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3927 I don't know Stuart, I just don't feel the heat. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3928 That's a rad organ alright. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3929 That sounds good, but can we turn it up by one octave? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3930 In middle age Father Flanagin revisits his youthful interest in conceptual art. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3931 Father, I think we have taken this reclamation a little too far. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3932 I wonder if the organist in Hell has to play to heat the place? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3933 When I said 'Pull out all the stops for the Christmas pageant,' this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3934 I was going to suggest lessons but perhaps we should just start by having you pipes bled. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3935 This isn't what I meant when I said that you should let off some steam. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3936 I liked the sound when my wife hit it with a hammer 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3937 I thought we specified 32 foot pipes, not 16? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3938 I see you’re kicking the register up a few notches this week. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3939 These new thermostats are too complicated. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3940 No Jenkins, “Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot” is not in the hymnal. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3941 Remember the guy we roped in to install the organ? Turns out he was an HVAC technician. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3942 Wait , exactly where is the water heated ? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3943 But is it organic? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3944 It distributes Evensong more evenly. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3945 I can fill the room with in-spiritual music while letting off steam. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3946 Crank it up when I get to the fire and brimstone. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3947 Congregation is really going to warm to your new hymns... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3948 I suppose we could allow that kind of heavy metal. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3949 Mother Superior requests you pull out all the stops. Apparently the Sisters are are getting somewhat overheated. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3950 Oh, I could have sworn it was a dying cat. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3951 Please don't play "Steam Heat" again for the prelude. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3952 When I said your playing lacks warmth . . . 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3953 What's the problem? It's a steam organ. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3954 Trying to heat up your playing? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3955 And this is why they call us a mega-church. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3956 I know this song gets you all steamed up .... 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3957 Are you compensating for what I believe you are compensating? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3958 So this is why your music is so hot 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3959 All I'm saying, is that it sounds like shit and makes it hot as hell in here. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3960 Just remember to start playing when the temp hits 60 degrees. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3961 At least we can say that it has a warm sound. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3962 More snow on the way...can you repeat that last requiem, O’Leary? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3963 Why does the organ sound better in winter than summer? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3964 I called the wrong number and got the plumber. 1.2329 0.06902 73 62 5 6
3965 I’m sorry, but I think a little sample of the heat in hell will save more souls than your music. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3966 Really, Father Jules? Steampunk organ music? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3967 Does this mean we can't use the organ during summer services? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3968 I thought the hymns seemed a bit warmer. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3969 Too much radiation 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3970 And to close the audition for church organist, my rendition of, "Steam Heat." 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3971 One hymn a Sunday in June, and you can take July and August off. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3972 “This Sunday’s dance number will be “Steam Heat”. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3973 Yes, I believe that the Almighty hears our prayers to help fight climate change and appreciates all efforts to use more efficient and renewable energy sources. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3974 High note? I thought you said hot note. At least it’ll radiate through the pews. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3975 This was our only option. The janitor quit and the gas company had to shut off our gas 'cause we couldn't pay the bill. And, just so you know, c# minor makes it blow a gasket. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3976 I heard the choir was getting a new conductor. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3977 Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3978 Either it's "Heaven's on Fire" by Kiss or nothing at all. It won't play a happy medium. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3979 We considered forced heat, but it would send the wrong message. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3980 There must be a better way to lower our heating costs 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3981 "Musical Warmth" was more of a Metaphor. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3982 Perhaps you could try a rendition of Handel's Water Music? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3983 When you play the Radiator, Son, Give it some Oomph! Add those clanks and hisses we need to hear, make it REAL. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3984 I think we called the wrong pipe outfit to tune the organ. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3985 The notes are certainly warmer. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3986 Is this some snide comment about my sermons, McDermott? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3987 What to see what happens when I hit a double-octave high A sharp? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3988 Too much hot air, don't you think? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3989 It does add a certain warmth to the hymnal. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3990 Okay, this time you went too far. Hot as Hell was meant as a gentle reminder to behave!! I didn't mean that I wanted you to do this!! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3991 Much nicer vibrato than our steam roller. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3992 Is this all the junk yard had? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3993 I believe it's "In the Garden of Eden" not "In-a-Gadda-Da Vida." 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3994 This takes re-cycling and making art to a new level. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3995 It’s the world’s most energy efficient organ. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3996 I don't know about those percussions and whistles... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3997 It gives a real warmth to the tone of the organ. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3998 Well the congregation did say that they wanted the church piping hot. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3999 Sounds horrible, but it is rent stabilized. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4000 Look on the bright side, Monsignor. I could have used giant hash pipes. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4001 I said the Lord’s Radiant Light... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4002 It only works while I’m playing. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4003 I'm still not sure if organ hydraulics is the way to create more catholics. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4004 Listening to Trump really made you detest blowing hot air, didn't it. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4005 Can you play, The Heat is On? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4006 This should bring some heat to your hymns. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4007 Father Jim's on an Upcycling kick. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4008 If you can't raise the roof, at least you'll heat the place. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4009 Release the dulcet sounds of steam! The clanks! The whistles! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4010 I can't help suspecting that it's radiating evil. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4011 If it ever starts to make a loud clanging sound, just vamp. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4012 What a radiant idea! Music and heat at the same time. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4013 But will we lose them if hot air is coming from more than just the pulpit? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4014 Don't you worry about mittens? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4015 Sorry, God only knows which way to turn the dial for more heat. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4016 I’m afraid that we won’t have the same decibal range in the Summer months. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4017 I think the theraminstat's broken 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4018 Thou hast been judged. Play no more Steam Punk! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4019 Our supply of hot air is endless. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4020 Bit steamy for a Bach cantata. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4021 I think it's time we turn the pipes over to a higher power. I'll call the super. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4022 The plumber said he could repair it for half the price. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4023 Do you think you could turn the pressure up? The clinking does a good job of waking up the people in the back row. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4024 The hissing has been a God send. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4025 Can you play "Amazing Steam"? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4026 With you it's all or nothing. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4027 Umm. Steam heat? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4028 If THIS doesn’t get HER attention, I’m washing my hands and marching with Mother Superior! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4029 I dunno ... sounds a little hissy to me. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4030 That was the hottest rendition of "Yesu Joy of Man's Desiring" I've every heard! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4031 Some like it hot-but not the bishop. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4032 Can you play something righteously cool for a change? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4033 Hot jazz is not appropriate for services in this parish. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4034 Steam punk is what I call it, Father; it really rouses the nappers! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4035 What do youe mean, you can't play a steam organ. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4036 You took the note to "radiate the sound" a bit too literal. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4037 The hissing and clanging sections of our choir are sublime. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4038 I just said I wanted a more radiant sound... 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4039 If you can just get it adjusted right, it has a very warm sound. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4040 A furnace pipe organ? I don't think so. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4041 I requested one that would wake people up for the 4am mass 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4042 A little gold paint and nobody will no the difference. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4043 Could you hold off for awhile? It's getting a bit too hot in here. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4044 I got (clang) (clang) s-s-s-steam heat! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4045 It really resonates! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4046 Well you certainly took note at our cost streamlining meeting. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4047 Are you sure it will last through the entire "Four Seasons"? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4048 The altar boys think it's a better way to heat up my organ. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
4049 No doubt a union installation. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4050 No,I don’t think I know How Great Thou Creaking. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4051 Services start October 1. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4052 It seems the church renovation committee has gotten a little out of hand. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4053 I guess God's warmth does radiate after all 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4054 I realize its obvious, but you need to be reminded to warm up before the service. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4055 I’m just warming up. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4056 Get ready for the hottest hymn in Christendom... 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4057 BIT RAD 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4058 Play it hot. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4059 Keep on playing Brother Anderson, it's cold in here 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4060 Christo is present among us. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4061 We need playing that’s not too hot and not too cold, but just right. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4062 Don't sweat it 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4063 Now that the pipes are swollen, we should be first priority on the organ donor list. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4064 " When Fr. Francis bangs on it with his hammer, you let go with 'There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight' ". 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4065 Are you sure this is going to take the place of our fire and brimstone? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4066 when I said turn up the heat I meant the music 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4067 And you think this will make hymns “hot” again? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4068 Turn up the heat with a Bach fugue. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4069 Hymns should warm the heart.... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4070 To God's ear! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4071 Well, they did say that heat was included. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4072 Yes, it can play steamy - but can it also make espresso? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4073 We had to winterize the organ. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4074 Your Bach needed more warmth. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4075 Could you play it in major? Minor is still a little too cold for March. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4076 Frank you have really been bringing the heat to the hymn service lately. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4077 Blowing off a little steam, eh? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4078 Anyone can preach to the choir, my son, but warm them up if you want them to sing. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4079 This used to heat the entire Trump Tower. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4080 I think we should convert to forced air. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4081 I don't care what Pope Francis says, the quintessential rendition of Steam Heat is not an approved hymn. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4082 You sound a little rusty, Brother. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4083 I’m not sure that the choir wants to sing “The Heat is on!” 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4084 It sounds a little watered down. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4085 God's music should be radiant. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4086 Father, so much heat from such a small organ!!! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4087 Sometimes it bangs loudly for no apparent reason. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4088 This isn't exactly what I had in mind, when I said, "Pump up the heat." 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4089 Son, When you're hot, you're hot and when you're not you're not. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4090 If a giant leaking, rusty radiator be the food of love, play on. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4091 It works. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4092 Well if it is the devil's music we shall soon know. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4093 No, I don't know why the sanctuary is so cold. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4094 Satin has requested its return. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4095 This may sound completely inappropriate for our service, but do know the Glenn Frey song "The Heat is On"? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4096 I want the congregation to really feel God’s warmth. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4097 I don't know. All I can hear is one note. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4098 The card says it’s a gift from your friend Elon. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4099 Could you please play your rendition of STEAM HEAT. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4100 This reminds me of an episode of Twilight Zone. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4101 No, I don't think that steampunk will put butts in pews. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4102 Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are clanging . . . 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4103 Can you steam clams with it, too? 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
4104 In case the sermon fails to warm the congregation...... 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4105 That's not quite what I had in mind when I asked you to play something "rad". 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4106 Ingenious design Father O'Malley but doesn't it make for a lot more hot air? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4107 ...the sound really radiates through the whole of the church... 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4108 Do you know any “Cast Iron Butterfly” stuff. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4109 This is just a warm-up for Sunday. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4110 I bet 'Steam Heat' would sound great! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4111 Seems what they actually HEARD is that the building is cold. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4112 Now that you mention it, there was a bit of clanging in that last hymn. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4113 It doubles as a confessional in the spring 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4114 I know I told you I wanted a steam organ, but . . . . 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4115 Sir, I AM trying to play in a lower register! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4116 Do you think it sends the message? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4117 I hope "Steam Heat" is in your repertoire. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4118 Perhaps the new pipe organ may have multiple functions, much like a cell phone. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4119 You'll have to replace that main steam valve. Good luck finding one that big by Sunday. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4120 Just letting off a little steam. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4121 Are you sure it qualifies for the green energy tax credit? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4122 Hear that whistle? It's an A-sharp. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4123 Nice, but I’m looking forward to your summer swamp cooler concert. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4124 Now that hymn radiates .... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4125 I don't think being known for a hot organ is a good idea. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4126 Didn't you complain that my playing lacked warmth? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4127 The synagogue next door is complaining about the noise again. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4128 Quasimoto said turn it down, hes sweating his butt off. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4129 You say to set the atmosphere for "The Devil Went Down to Georgia?" 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4130 Well it's official. Keith Richards is going to live forever. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4131 I love the hot vibe, but can you lose the occasional knock? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4132 Once more, with warmth and feeling 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4133 Do you know the radiator blues? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4134 It could use a tuning but the hissing is positively symphonious! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4135 Yeah, well, in this place the music is piped out. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4136 The Trolley Song" is not really ecclesiastical material 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4137 New steam calliope? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4138 Let he who is without sin cast iron 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4139 The clank-clank-bang-hiss section sounds a little out of tune 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4140 OK, now let's hear some hot tunes. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4141 Chill out. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4142 It’s a baroque organ, steaming hot now. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4143 This new organ is bangin’! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4144 Is "Steam Heat" from Damn Yankees, all you know? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4145 You might have tried solar. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4146 I doubt that's how you radiate acoustic divinity 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4147 So what do you think? More hissing? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4148 Looks like you need to let off some steam 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4149 Our job is not to plumb life's mysteries... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4150 I was wondering why the gas bill went up. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4151 We need a little tuning on the banging and whistling tones. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4152 Let’s warm up with some scales. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4153 Now, about that hissing I keep hearing during the Benediction.... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4154 I'm thinking, maybe a little too Steam Punk for this Diocese. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4155 What’s all that clanging and banging in your music? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4156 Quite the rad speaker system. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4157 This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I said the music should celebrate God's radiant love. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4158 Turn it up a bit, Richard... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4159 Father,your music is radiating to heaven. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4160 I'm not sure these are the kind of pipes we had in mind for the new organ, William. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4161 Can you play 'Steam Heat'? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4162 Large pipes are large pipes. Make our savior proud, son. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4163 Turn up the volume and we can finally get rid of these long robes. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4164 This should prepare us for the next Nor'easter. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4165 Well, this should warm their hearts. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4166 Just wanted to give the hymns some heat. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4167 So, have you ever played the giant radiator before? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4168 My dictation was "Let us pray for a Great Heater." Must have been a typo. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4169 That piece is too steamy for this congregation. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4170 Well my son, I trust you can play ‘In-A-God-Da-Heat-A’. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4171 You may think I’m crazy, but I still think the tone should be warmer. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4172 It's perfect for the second movement of Four Seasons. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4173 I don't believe I've ever heard the Chaconne performed with such radiant warmth. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4174 Goliath upgraded his apartment to forced air. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4175 At least we will be warm. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4176 It could be the birth of radiator music. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4177 I hope the sound is as impressive as the appearance. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4178 Nothing cleans the soul like a blast of steam. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4179 The banging kept the clergy up nearly all night 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4180 I love the radiant sound. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4181 I heard you were blowing off some steam with no respect for the octaves. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4182 It heats up after the second homily. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4183 Since the star of Bethelem rose, I doubt our Lord’s presence ever felt more radiant. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4184 I've decided to call it 'Steampunk.' 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4185 What happens when the boiler shuts down? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4186 It adds a warming touch to the Requiem, don't you think? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4187 Oh no! You broke the windows. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4188 Nope, even if they turn the knob off, you never stop. Don’t worry, they’re used to it. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4189 I always wondered why these vintage organs have such a warm sound 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4190 There'll be a hot tune in the cold pews today. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4191 The Ravel piece seems to generate the most heat. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4192 When the air is dry with secular concerns, I find that playing the organ lets the steam off. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4193 I’m aware I said you weren’t doing justice to the pipes. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4194 The court-ordered removal of our boys choir has required we make some technological innovations. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4195 Somebody having a mid-faith crisis? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4196 Give a whistle if you need anything. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4197 Okay, after 'Some Like it Hot,' let's go right into 'The Heat is On.' 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4198 Yes, but the music's like really hot man! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4199 The Bishop has a request for "Steam Heat". 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4200 Like you said Father, I am playing something that will warm up the congregation. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4201 Are you happy with the new Steamway? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4202 It's Steam Power Biggs. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4203 He said his specialty was pipe repairs 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4204 The abbott prefers performance-based designs, but watch out for the D minor chords; the whole congregation spent weeks cleaning up the last mess. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4205 Are you going to heat up this place with your tunes?! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4206 "I thought your playing could use some heating up". 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4207 This could be a hot piece for our Sunday service 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4208 Tremolo? Are you kidding me? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4209 Do you know that song from "The Pajama Game?" 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4210 Do you know any sizzling hot Latin tunes? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4211 Pope Francis wants the Church to radiate more warmth. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4212 Well, if it's any consolation, our choir members have great sets of pipes. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4213 So it came to you that it's organic? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4214 You-know-who upstairs has been banging on the pipes when you play 'In A Gadda Da Vida'. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4215 At Teen Choir rehearsal, I spoke FIGURATIVELY about you "Cookin' With Gas"!!! 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4216 I’m told that some like it hot. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4217 Try to play quieter in the summer. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4218 I asked for a "radiant" sound, damn it. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4219 I thought this would be a way to balance my hot air. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4220 It radiates warm energy! 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4221 I should have specified to work on our heating pipes. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4222 The Downstairs neighbor keeps banging on the pipes for you to stop. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4223 I'm telling you it's not going to work. It's from one of Trump's hotels. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4224 That's what you get for accepting the low bid. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4225 Let’s try to radiate some joyful noise this time. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4226 I know we need to heat the parish, but you can't play hot jazz during vespers. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4227 It's very New Testament. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4228 I know I said to radiate the Lords word to the masses but this is not quite what I meant. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4229 It's for the Tinnitus Concerto 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4230 The acoustics are excellent, and it keeps us warm, too! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4231 It's getting hot in here, so children take off all your clothes. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4232 It is programmed to clank just when the groom kisses the bride. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4233 I dare say, Dobson, your Wagner is sounding better than ever. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4234 A clear case of organ failure. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4235 I don't like the calliope sound, but the church is a lot warmer. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4236 It just comes on automatically every October and doesn't stop til March 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4237 I'm calling it 'Vapor petram hymnum.' 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4238 I understand your primary job is radiator repair. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4239 I see you are pulling out all the stops. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4240 Can you play "I've Got Steam Heat?" Ella did such a great job on that one. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4241 let’s hear a few hot licks. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4242 Yes, Doris Day - clang clang , steam - something... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4243 I got (clang) (clang) s-s-s steam heat, christian soldiers. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4244 Your playing's been sounding especially radiant lately. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4245 Not quite my tempo. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4246 Although it's ugly as sin, it keeps us warm and makes a joyful noise. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4247 Father, this is a constructive way for you to let off steam. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4248 The devil quoted me a sweet deal on central heat, but we only pay you by the hour. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4249 No wonder the oil bill is up again. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4250 I always assumed the problem was not praying hard enough. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4251 Seems like the music might be a bit too steamy. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4252 How about we ask what Jesus would say? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4253 Play something with some heat. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4254 It’s part of our humility campaign, It’s progressive while I think it says “We are a progressive congregation with the ability to multi-task”. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4255 Bet you get some real steam out of that one this Sunday. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4256 I see you never got over being on the road tour of the Pajama Game. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4257 Do you think this strikes the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4258 Do you think we need more hot air? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4259 Your dies irae is a bit steamy 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4260 You're playing Ave Maria way too hot. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4261 ‘You weren’t joking when said this new organ would radiate the lord’s word!’ 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4262 I'm still bothered by the popping sound during the prelude. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4263 Is the Bach's ode to hot air? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4264 Is there any way to dampen the hiss? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4265 Listen, you told me to radiate music, so what's the problem? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4266 “It will only play Handel’s Hot Water Music”. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4267 Yes. Your music now has a warmer tone. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4268 Turn that blasted thing down, Jonathan. It's hotter than Hades in here and we're getting noise complaints. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4269 This is unnecessary. We are already under enough heat. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4270 hmmm, very steam punk , say you not? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4271 If you hold it on high C, it will warm the church. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4272 Right before the sermon, give me a really hot rendition of, "Let Justice Roll Down Like Waters". 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4273 Does it seem warm in here to you? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4274 Try the solar version. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
4275 It looks like God didn't provide in this case. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4276 Could you slow down the temperature a bit? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4277 I think we mixed up the organ repair appointment with the furnace repair. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4278 Warm tones indeed. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4279 That was one hot hymn. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4280 It's too darn hot 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4281 If you want to play something hot and steamy, we're prepared. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4282 forget its appearance. It has a 150 foot pipe. fantastic bass 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4283 Please In these troubled times we need your help to let off some steam! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4284 "Sounds like a Fantasie for Steam Organ". 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4285 Can you play "I've got steam heat?" 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4286 Let's make the Gospels "Hot, Hot, Hot" again. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4287 So what you're saying is, this one was ordered from Fisk Heating and Plumbing. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4288 Let's try something a little more radiating. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4289 It’s got the toe-tapping rhythmic clank to compete with the Gospel down the street. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4290 I see where you’re going, but isn’t it a bit too steamy? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4291 Don't like it - the pipes are pure Bach, but valve is just atonal. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4292 It must cost a fortune to tune this place. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4293 It's getting hot in here, Brother Lawrence. Maybe less counterpoint? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4294 Yes, it's very nice, but can't you play something other than "Steam Heat?" 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4295 I find your selections a bit too steamy for this venue. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4296 You told me I needed to heat up my playing for the congregation. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4297 He may be old, but He's not hard of hearing. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4298 More warmth, perhaps. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4299 Play the Rachmaninoff just before the collection plates go around. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4300 Quite radiant in tone, Brother Sebastian, but is it really your technique or something else? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4301 The Steam Heat Requiem again? The parish would prefer the Forced Air Cantata. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4302 The tones are a little warm. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4303 I'm not fully in agreement with this idea of a Gregorian-sauna. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4304 It's organic steam heat. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4305 I find your music simply warms my heart. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4306 Reverend, you should audition on the Voice. I think Adam Levine's team would welcome a gentile. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4307 Fine for the contemporary service--they love hot music. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4308 Go ahead and turn up the heat. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4309 Are you sure you followed the instructions? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4310 Steampunk Messiah ? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4311 Wow, thats hot stuff. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4312 Don’t ruin Easter by hatching all the eggs before the big day. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4313 Now they'll get some REAL hot air! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4314 I thought we already talked about this. This is not the place for today's hottest hits. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4315 I just use it for demonstration purposes. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4316 Are you radiating god’s love or convecting? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4317 Do you like it, Father? It's a pipe dream come true. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4318 Patti Page comes to mind. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4319 I am not sure that is what He meant in Amos 6:5. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4320 But God still has the largest organ. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4321 Is that your new mixtape? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4322 Listen, Bill, you're literal-minded and I get that. But this can't be the first time someone's asked you to organize the space heaters. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4323 That's so meta. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4324 Play that funky music, white boy. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4325 It seems the super is not a Catholic. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4326 That's a hot fugue, Johann! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4327 The thermostat goes to eleven. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4328 Don't stop. We're overbooked. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4329 I love the retro form, but can we lose the hiss and clank? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4330 Wow, this organ just radiates! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4331 I bet you can play a mean "Steam Heat" on that thing! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4332 Sounds a little flat. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4333 Pre-war, no doubt. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4334 Hot licks, Monsignor. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4335 It's the latest in hybrid organ technology so, yes, it's green. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4336 They told me to throw some more coal in the boiler 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4337 Yes, I have noticed a new warmth radiating throughout the congregation. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4338 Hmmm. Original but not sacred. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4339 I agree it makes for a striking image, but will our apartment-dwelling congregants really appreciate the "fires of hell" analogy? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4340 We asked the bishop for bigger, louder pipes. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4341 In retrospect, it might have been a mistake choosing the lowest bidder to replace those pipes. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4342 Tonally it's limited, but our senior parishioners like it. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4343 I hear pipes banging and you're telling me that's not you? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4344 Heat be with you. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4345 Nothing puts the squeeze on the parishioners like "The Heat Is On." 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4346 Take five and let off some steam; you’re a little sharp. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4347 You're right! That really is a rad organ! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4348 But it’s a dry heat. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4349 Radiant music, Bach? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4350 We value innovation, here, Brother Dornboss, but I'm going to have to ask you to pipe down. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4351 He may be the light of the world but we will be the heat. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4352 It's really the key to our open-door policy. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4353 Are you sure God said call a plumber? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4354 That's not quite what I meant when I said I wanted to radiate some heated discussion with the bible study group! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4355 At 140 degreees, the tones are warmest. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4356 I see your playing has moved up a register. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4357 And now for some REALLY hot jazz! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4358 I know you think you're hot but can you make those pipes sing? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4359 Let me guess, Gothic Steampunk Pipes. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4360 The clang and the hiss don't comfort me. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4361 Just warm their hearts 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4362 What did I tell you about playing “Light My Fire during mass?” 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4363 Congregants were complaining that my playing was too somber and needed more warmth. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4364 Play it again with a little more warmth. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4365 Brrr! The organ pipes don't work well with the furnace either. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4366 Thought I’d heat up the service this week 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4367 So this is the hot new thing that will help you write your next number one hit. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4368 Let's turn the heat up on this next one. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4369 I only have this installed for Vivaldi's Winter. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4370 Those are some pipes! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4371 Yes, great sound but it gets as hot as hell in here. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4372 Hot Hymn! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4373 The high notes are fine, but the lower register sucks. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4374 Our hymns will be the hottest in town. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4375 The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4376 The key to our great sound is to fill it with seltzer water. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4377 The music is getting a bit heated 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4378 ....but it only plays Steampunk 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4379 So that's what an app is. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4380 Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are knocking. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4381 I'm still hearing that godawful clanging. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4382 It certainly radiates power, but it's no Wanamaker 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4383 The loud banging and vague warmth represent sinners trying to escape Hell. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4384 We should save the crescendo for midnight, don't you think? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4385 I agree that Steam Heat is a great song, but the parishioners would like to hear something else this Sunday. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4386 Loud pipes save lives 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4387 Those are some mighty pipes to let off steam to the Lord, Father John. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4388 Honestly, I think its a rad piece of music! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4389 Can you play a psalmba? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4390 Came here to blow off a little steam, did you? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4391 Well, our former organist said we needed new pipework to radiate more sound, and this is all the vestry could afford, so you'll just have to make the best of it. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4392 Yes, Messiah does require a higher register. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4393 Well Father, your playing has been hot lately, but it lacks a certain decorum. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4394 So that's what I heard clang-clanging 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4395 No, I didn't know that "Wurlitzer" is German for "radiator." 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4396 Do you know anything besides”I Got Steam Heat?” 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4397 I’m starting to warm up to this idea. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4398 I used the church repairs budget. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4399 It's got a great tone, but that cursed clanging during the night might be a deal-breaker. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4400 Lets's heat it up shall we. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4401 Well played but probably a bit too steamy! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4402 Play me something steamy. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4403 It has " the organ’s quaver accompanied by funereal electric bass and foreboding percussion." (Quotation is from Gopnik article about Andrew Lloyd Webber, New Yorker, here, under Books & Fiction, so Gopnik gets credit.) 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4404 I'm hoping the parishioner's will warm up to the idea of more music in the service. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4405 There have been complaints that our services provide heat without light. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4406 Tell me....Why does your playing sound like hell? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4407 They can’t say I lack warmth now. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4408 They said my sound was cold 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4409 No, but they do have a percussive feature. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4410 Sometimes it takes a steamy tune to get them in on a cold Sunday morning. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4411 Yes, Mr. Handel, it does add realistic sounds to your Water Music suite. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4412 Personally, I like that Bach piece better with the knocking noise. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4413 It's hotter than hell in here. Bring out the giant fan. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4414 Steamy music is not for a church 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4415 Steampunk is hot. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4416 That's not what I meant by radiating joy through music. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4417 Our mission is to radiate His joy. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4418 No wonder the boiler room sounds so mellifluous. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4419 Heat it up! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4420 Someone's overcompensating! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4421 I don't think this what the youth had in mind when they said they want worship to be "rad." 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4422 OK. You manage the hot air. I've got the hot water covered. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4423 I expect you to turn up the heat on this thing. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4424 Preparing for the other option? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4425 Take 'em home with something hot and steamy. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4426 Yes Fred, we appreciate the money you saved by buying these unique pipes for the new organ, but there will be questions....many questions. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4427 Our hymns shall be untouchable, even by God himself. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4428 Let off a little steam during the service. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4429 Every time I play the chorus that curseth valve opens and sucks it all away. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4430 You have to get the clang just right. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4431 It only goes up to 61. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4432 Maybe you should call it ‘Sqeaking in Tongues’! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4433 Do you think they can hear it the next church over? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4434 Finally we can perform Bach's "Air Bubble" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4435 Our heating bill has really dropped since making this change. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4436 You remember "Steam Heat" by the Pointer Sisters? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4437 It's dual purpose. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4438 She's a little rusty. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4439 Doesn't really dry out your skin? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4440 The music radiates! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4441 We bought this from Princess Leia Organa Furnace-Stova. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4442 I don’t care what the salesman said. This is not a spiritual energy radiator. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4443 Just letting off some steam. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4444 I didn't think our choir was this bad? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4445 Mannheim Steamroller works at Christmas, but not year round. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4446 Father, this thing is hotter than hell! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4447 It only plays one note. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4448 Looks like you prepared to make my sermon on Hell a little more realistic for the congregation. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4449 I’m amazed at the sounds you can get out of that. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4450 I'd back off a bit from the hissing crescendo. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4451 Playing this really helps me blow off some steam. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4452 It's a clang with a bang. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4453 The hissing could come in handy. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4454 Your music is always so radiant. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4455 We thought it would help radiate some religious fervor. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4456 That's it. We're all going to hell. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4457 Considering cathedral organ pipes are not exactly their milieu, Steamfitters local 638 really Came through for us! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4458 I see the committee for the new organ turned to the local pipefitters union as an authority on registration. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4459 Could you heat it up a little. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4460 Why did you do that? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4461 As if the "fiery lake of burning sulfur" sermon wasn't heavy handed enough already... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4462 It's to beef up Sunday's Fiery Furnace sermon. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4463 The bar stool is a nicely added touch. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4464 Vicar, your music was especially radiant this morning. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4465 Reminds me...more 'fire and brimstone' in this week's sermon. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4466 The idea looked good on paper, Father Donegan, yet I think that the millennial parishioners will warm up to the organ. It may work well with the hot yoga class that meets in the sanctuary on Tuesday mornings. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4467 Vatican said to turn up the heat. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4468 I think hot gospel comes from a deeper place in the soul. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4469 I believe the Lord set his thermostat a bit hot this morning. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4470 Sorry, father, but the vote was overwhelmingly in favor of putting back the candle." 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4471 Your music is really hot. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4472 The music goes 'round and around, whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, and it comes out here. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4473 If I hear Whiter Shade of Pale one more time....I’m turning it on. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4474 If it goes off-key, my advice is, hit it with a really big hammer. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4475 Well, at least it will keep your fingers warm. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4476 This place runs on hot air. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4477 It's a warming piece. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4478 It's stuck on 'It's Too Darn Hot.' 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4479 As you can see, we're all about acoustics. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4480 We don't do organ replacements in churches, Brother Peter. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4481 Gurgle in Excelsis Deo?! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4482 I hope they'll warm to the music. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4483 Well, yeah, but it's already pretty hot in Houston. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4484 The Archbishop insisted on hiring Joe the Plumber for the repair. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4485 You’re right. We are totally Baroque. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4486 Well, my son, it is your organ but the steam could make the ladies uncomfortable this Summer. Or, was that your plan? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4487 Going My Way is not Le Jazz Hot! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4488 That piece was hot father! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4489 Planning to let off a little pent up steam are we father ? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4490 I'm expecting to hear some hot licks on these pipes, Deacon. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4491 Can you play “the Devil went down to Georgia” on that? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4492 I know you worship Glenn Frey, but "The Heat Is On" is simply not liturgical. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4493 We're doing the "Anvil Chorus" Sunday. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4494 Do you think you can make it sound warmer?... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4495 Your pitch is still off. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4496 It's not what I meant by a pipe organ, but it has warmed the place up nicely. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4497 It might not look like a Queen, but it plays great water music. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4498 If this doesn't keep them awake, nothing will. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4499 It sounds warm, but is it meaningful? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4500 So, this is what you meant when you said you wanted to "warm up" before services? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4501 Due to cost-cutting measures, when I ask you to play a simple hymn to warm up the congregation, I now mean that literally. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4502 Truly brother, it's radiant heat. Play on. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4503 This should heat up the whole priest controversy thingy; at least it will be a distraction. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4504 It makes a warm tune... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4505 Monsignor asks that you play something a little less radiating. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4506 It was used in the Broadway production of The Pajama Game! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4507 Can it generate heat as well as light? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4508 That looks interesting, Jim. So tell me, is that a radiator, a raddiator, or a radiatoor organ?” "It depends on who you talk to, Father. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4509 It might be a little too steamy for the 9:00 crowd. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4510 That last piece was steamin 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4511 It works in mysterious ways its wonders to perform. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4512 It’s a six-note song. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4513 You know, your playing is sometimes hot and cold! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4514 Time to start another donor drive. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4515 It sounds divine but feels like the Devil's music. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4516 They wanted me to play hot tunes. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4517 I know, but my music is supposed to be hot heavy and massive. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4518 I understand you wanted to heat up this Sunday's organ music Father O'Malley, but that water hammer is really going to give a whole new meaning to this week's hymnal, Come to the Water. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4519 The Bishop said you play some "hot pipes, but -- 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4520 I told the guy I wanted a warmer sound. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4521 It kicks in only for Widor and Bach. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4522 I thought we had gotten past Canned Heat! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4523 Can you play a new hot tune? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4524 This is really going to warm up the room. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4525 How did you get it down the beanstalk? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4526 It needs more funk 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4527 Who's going to put the pan of water on top? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4528 We'll definitely catch a lot of heat if the Vatican finds out. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4529 If you insist, but no Buxtehude until November. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4530 I find your playing a bit too steamy for Sunday services. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4531 Bach’s stuff just radiates with the Divine! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4532 When I said our church should radiate the Lord's love, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4533 I think the sound will really radiate with our parishioners 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4534 Still not working? Try 'Smoke On The Water.' 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4535 Do you take requests? "Steam Heat"! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4536 What? You said I had to play louder. Is this what you meant? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4537 Pump it up. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4538 You bring the heat Brother Tim 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4539 Your warm-up is over.. let's start playing for real now 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4540 Now they’ll sleep through the hymns AND the sermon. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4541 The pedals and instructions were not in the box. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4542 You want me to play "Steam Heat"? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4543 Is Nelly's "Hot in Herre" really appropriate though? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4544 There's a "hissing" in the B flat. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4545 Play something that will radiate the warmth of the spirit. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4546 I am sure God had something in mind. Damned if I know what it was! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4547 Do you mind playing a little quieter? It's getting hot in here. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4548 I hear ya Edwin. You're preaching to the choir. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4549 I have always wanted to hear the fugue for organ and radiator! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4550 Don't worry, Father--it's Steam-Punk. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4551 Isn't that a little steamy for Lent? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4552 Turn up the heat. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4553 Remember, we don't want it to get too hot in here. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4554 You radiate harmony! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4555 If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the loft. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4556 "I asked for an organ donor, but I get a new kidney and some heat. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4557 It's getting a bit chilly in here. Could you play Liszt's "Fantasy and Fugue" for us? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4558 This will heat up the congregation. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4559 Yeah, ever since the hot numbers were taken out we had to somehow supplement 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4560 Larry, I know your new here but our winters aren't that cold 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4561 Praise be to the Super in the sky. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4562 Do you know Hot for Preacher? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4563 The youth choir is asking for something cooler. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4564 Steam heat is really not our wheelhouse 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4565 Great sound, but tends to groan during communion 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4566 I used to be criticised for the coldness of my tone, but now that it's much warmer, no complaints. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4567 Without marriage, it's the only way we can let off a little steam. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4568 I tell you, great tone...anything I can play for you in the key of C? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4569 Didn't know it came in XXL. That's going to blow them away! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4570 What are you, some kinda punk? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4571 Well, parishioners have complained about being cold in here. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4572 The Lord doth require a humidifier. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4573 Just don't tell me where the heat comes from. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4574 Pound those keys and turn up the heat! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4575 But, will the congregation warm to your music? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4576 I swear I still hear that whistle. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4577 I'm learning to play steampunk. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4578 If our rendition of "The Heat Is On" doesn't warm them up to God, nothing will. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4579 I suggest you conclude the service with ‘Awesome Is The Lord Most High.’ Or perhaps ‘Steam Heat.’ 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4580 Play some fire and brimstone, my son. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4581 You could try bleeding the rad. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4582 Your organ transplant whistles even more shrilly than the original. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4583 Hot and steamy wasn’t the sound I was hoping for. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4584 The alternative donor made air conditioners. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4585 By all means, Father. Turn up the heat. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4586 That is fine.After all this is a Radiant church. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4587 Did we really need the Brimstone 2000 model? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4588 But you specifically requested a "rad new church organ". 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4589 We need to have some hot tunes to attract those in Generation Z 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4590 It’s God’s will that you feel the heat too! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4591 I told you this pipe organ was the hottest in town! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4592 Does this mean your mother is going to live with us forever now? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4593 We've been getting some heat from the bishop over your organ playing. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4594 That's not what I meant when I asked you to bring the heat. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4595 And, I can bleed it with a Bach fugue! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4596 Franky, I'd like to hear it in a higher register. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4597 Can you play "Hot is Herre" by Nelly? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4598 The heat is on 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4599 I can't remember. Do you have to put water in those pipes? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4600 Listen, Bob, we both can't be blowing hot air up here. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4601 Then I ask the first tenor to turn the thermostat up to 75. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4602 No, it's not an organ. And it's not a radiator -- it's a Claes Oldenburg! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4603 Steam punk or hot jazz? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4604 Can you play Bach's "Fugue For A Heat Pump II"? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4605 Is this really the only way you can let off steam? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4606 Listen...these keys radiate pure harmony. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4607 That's one way to blow off steam. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4608 Would you like to hear my rendition of 'There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight'? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4609 The polyphonic knocking and hissing will convince the agnostics in the congregation. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4610 So this is what you meant by 'warm their souls'? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4611 Just trying to balance the level of hot air in the room. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4612 When you pull out all the stops, It's making a weird clanging sound in the lower register 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4613 I suppose this is one way to get the vestry to consider spending money on the organ... 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4614 You know, your playing is pretty hot. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4615 What did I think of the song? Radiant Brother Bill, simply radiant. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4616 Our former pastor did not like loud noises and was always cold. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4617 I think we need to re-tune it. It rattles way too much. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4618 This version is too steamy for a liturgical service. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4619 You'll love this new app: heats the whole Parish and makes great sound. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4620 I think I see why some of our parishioners say the organ has a clanking sound. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4621 In the next hymn, could you turn up the heat? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4622 Don't you think the congregation may think we're just blowing hot air? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4623 I agree sir; this taste of Hades should certainly make them think! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4624 The heating bill was quit high last month. Jazz it up a bit. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4625 Play it hot,brother. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4626 Somehow, orders were mixed up. This was supposed to go to the megachurch being built down the road. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4627 the sound would be improved with a hissterectory. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4628 I think you’ve got the potential for some really hot pipes! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4629 Since the restoration, does it play anything else but Handel's Water Music and Percussion? 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4630 If we bang on it, maybe He will turn on the heat. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4631 Hot to Trot 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4632 This new hymn is totally hot! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4633 Can't you play something other than that one song from Pajama Game? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4634 That Hymm sure is Hot! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4635 Great, but what do we do with it in the summer? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4636 Yes, it has a tendency to play its own tune, but we think we're going to save big when we use it to steam clean our cassocks and choir robes. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4637 An organist's hell 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4638 It's wreaking havoc on the feng shui. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4639 ...no really it's great, but I think you may have misunderstood when I said I had a pipe problem. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4640 That clanging is a new sound feature on this organ 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4641 Jazz it up Mable, we need to heat this place up 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4642 Yes I have heard about multipurpose technologies 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4643 I don't care if this is the hottest new technology, I liked the old organ. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4644 I’m not sure the congregation will fully appreciate your steampunk hymns 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4645 Those new pipes on the organ are simply radiant. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4646 It's a warm tune. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4647 So the one valve does the whole job, eh . . . ? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4648 Ok..Give ‘em hell 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4649 This should keep the congregation awake on Sunday. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4650 Yes, it does heat the entire church, but it also makes the organ sound like a calliope. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4651 I know that we talked about some big new rad ideas for our services, but I think that you took me a bit too literally. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4652 That’s one way to let off steam 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4653 Tell me, is the clanging intended to be dissonant or consonant? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4654 It may not have the best harmonics but the heat is incredible. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4655 Sure, some in this congregation think organ music is obsolete -- but I'm guessing they'll warm to it. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4656 I'd prefer more Sergeant Pepper's band and less churchy sound. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4657 The boiler's in Hell 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4658 Play a hot number. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4659 I know it's spiritual, but the neighbors call it clanging. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4660 A Beatle song will sound good with anything..... 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4661 Still not a "pipe" organ son 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4662 With the Händel, turn up the heat, then let out the steam—in other words, radiate! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4663 Can you produce a higher pitched gurgle? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4664 Oh Magnum Radiator 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4665 We are renowned for the warmth of it’s tone. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4666 Called a plumber to fix the pipes. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4667 We got -- dadda-dudduh, dadda-dudduh -- s-s-steam heat! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4668 You tend to get a hissing sound in the higher octaves 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4669 Organ music and the radiator on as high as possible, provides the right aviance for our parishioners who need to be reminded that hell is closer than they think. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4670 We need a larger CONGREGATION! Brother; not a larger RADIATION! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4671 It has definitely cut down on our heating bills. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4672 Your Agnus Dei has developed some warm overtones. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4673 The Super says to turn it down.; now. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4674 I didn't like 'Steam Heat' in "The Pajama Game" and I don't like it now. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4675 When I said music during the service should radiate warmth, that's not what meant 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4676 I think you can turn up the heat on that last number. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4677 Hell of a rad organ you have there. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4678 Warmed-over Bach won’t cut it with the monsignor. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4679 HEART. Sacred HEART. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4680 I don’t care about the sound; it’s still freezing here. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4681 Something just radiates more from this one. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4682 Got it off Craigslist, guy named Lucifer, he said his place just froze over but it seems to be working just fine. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4683 Once more from the top, and leave out the hot licks. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4684 More light, less heat. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4685 Sorry Father, when I said I wanted to "heat up the music" a bit, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4686 Do you know any Heavy Metal? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4687 It’s rattling a lot, have you called the land lord? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4688 Do you think it's time for us to confess? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4689 You've never heard Bach's 'Toccata and Fugue in D minor' sound like this before! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4690 No one has played it since the whistle part went out for repair. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4691 Cool it down Brother. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4692 You may have taken me too literally when I asked you to warm them up for my sermon. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4693 Let's just hope that valve doesn't stick on the high note again. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4694 I'm told it radiates God's love. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4695 I'm still trying to figure out this thermostat. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4696 It’s for the Handel, ‘Lascia ch’io banga.’ 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4697 So, what do we use during heat waves? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4698 Would you tap on the pipes. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4699 Will that be two clangs or three, Father? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4700 He was one of the parishoners. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4701 Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I am addicted to controlling the thermostat. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4702 You were right, passing that that extra collection basket really made all the difference. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4703 You said you wanted me to heat up the congregation for the hell fire and damnation sermon. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4704 Th Sunday school children were right, it is rad. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4705 I know violence is a sin, Father, but if you say "Warm the crowd up for me" one more time... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4706 The sound radiates. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4707 The more you play with my organ ..the hotter it gets. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4708 If your pipes aren't warm by now we'll have to cancel the service. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4709 When I said your music should be more radiating I didn’t mean this! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4710 This isn't really what I meant when I asked to help me bring more heat to my sermons. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4711 When I asked you to turn up the heat on your music, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4712 Somebody left it on the street. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4713 Heat me, baby, one more time. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4714 We repurpose it every November. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4715 What if we changed the processional song from Amazing Grace to Steam Heat? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4716 Don't you think they're gonna find out once they're not freezing their butts off anymore? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4717 Believe it !...A hot sanctuary along with a hot organ ! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4718 Old School? Cool. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4719 It lacks a certain pageantry. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4720 I should warn you that due to thermal expansion, this pipe organ will produce extraneous sounds. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4721 Hot Hymn! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4722 It certainly is much warmer but I still feel like wearing a liturgical swimsuit would be too distracting. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4723 Always good to test the flock with a false idol 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4724 The Super will hear our prayers, or you could find a monkey wrench. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4725 I heard yon’re hot, but this is ridiculous! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4726 God’s warmth isn’t going to help your playing 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4727 Did you forget our budget discussion ? I hope the Cardinal doesn't get steamed. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4728 It provides a wam sound. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4729 This is not what I meant when I mentioned the sopranos' lack of a high register. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4730 Play fast tonight. The church feels chilly. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4731 Can you play a Chopin Knockturne 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4732 When they said you were esteemed, I thought ... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4733 It looks like it will only work when it’s cold. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4734 It's rad-looking all right, but it still leaves me cold. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4735 Technically I did say that the music should be the congregation's "warm up" before the sermon 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4736 Cold Christians, they say. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4737 Ah, THAT bleeding key! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4738 You definitely bring heat to the competition. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4739 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but Handel is NOT the patron saint of plumbers. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4740 It doubles as a coffee urn for our socials. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4741 You said you wanted the heat on to keep the pipes warm & this was the best we could do. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4742 Could you play a few bars from "Hot Blooded"? It's a little chilly in here. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4743 Not too hot and steamy with the processional, we have to wear these robes through the whole service. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4744 Now drop the bass 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4745 We couldn't get an organ maker before the Easter deadline so we had it built by steamfitters 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4746 Yes, I agree. I think it will add a certain warm to our services. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4747 "I know it sounds a little clanky but at least we'll never run out of holy water". 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4748 When I said large pipe, I meant organ, not radiator. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4749 Some of the congregation feel your playing is a little too steamy. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4750 I usually bang on it with a candle stick 15 minutes before I play the opening chord. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4751 I know what it looks like, but it was cheaper, and besides music it produces heat. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4752 Your music radiates heat. Now work on radiating light. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4753 Great for playing: "It will be a hot time in the old town tonight." 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4754 Sometimes I miss the days when we didn't worry about energy efficiency. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4755 I don't care who's banging on the pipes; you may not play some 'hot' tunes! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4756 You ahouldn't take it as a comment on the music. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4757 Just warming up 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4758 Melodic and warm! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4759 sorry, I'm just letting of steam. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4760 Give 'em Hell, Brother Jim! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4761 I'm still hearing a clanging in the pipes. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4762 It's not warm enough in here. Pray harder. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4763 I can assure you there’ll be enough hot air in the Church when I give my sermon 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4764 I asked and the good lord said to me"Go big!" so...though he may have meant sweaters. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4765 It hasn't a prayer. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4766 I'm clearly in the hot seat now. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4767 Very nice, but what is all that knocking. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4768 I LIKE TO PLAY IT 'HOT'! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4769 Are you trying to prepare me for something with all this extra heat? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4770 I'm feeling hot! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4771 Your playing really radiates warmth 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4772 Why do I always have to be the warm-up act? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4773 Have you bled the bass? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4774 Iron-y Workers Union Local 666. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4775 They guaranteed us hot music. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4776 I think it's safe to say the audience will be blown away. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4777 are you implying that my sermons are cold? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4778 I modified the pipe organ to warm this place up. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4779 I never thought I’d say this, but can we dial back the radiance just a bit? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4780 George Handel's "Water Music" composition will work well with this arrangement. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4781 Your playing radiates such spirituality 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4782 It heats both chapels and doubles the volume. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4783 Do you want me to open her up? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4784 A Mr Koons donated it. Apparently he had no change. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4785 It definitely will add some warmth. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4786 Do you know 'Steam Heat' from 'The Pajama Game'? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4787 The Vatican is really putting the heat on us. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4788 The congregation is very pleased, but there have been some complaints about the clicking noise. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4789 I wasn’t expecting such warmth from organ pipes. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4790 Invention? Yes. Bach? No. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4791 Your playing is so warm. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4792 Wanna hear my piping hot new single? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4793 It's supposed to illicit the best confessions. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4794 It turns on when you play Christmas music in January. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4795 It is RAD-eator music... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4796 Can you play "Steam Heat" from the show "The Pajama Game? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4797 One of your pipes sounds clogged. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4798 Well don't ask me to bleed that somnabitch! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4799 True, but the bishop did say to go easy on the vox humana 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4800 Have you finished warming up? I have a service to conduct. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4801 That's way cool, but enough with the Miles Davis already. We're freezing in here! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4802 We're going to get a lot of heat from the media for installing this new pipe organ. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4803 It's part of the Vatican's green movement; it's powered by steam. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4804 Can you play "Steam Heat" by the Pointer Sisters? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4805 Actually, a newly discovered Leonardo Da Vinci design 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4806 A big wrench under your bench. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
4807 Brother Tom, are you seeking a hissing, gurgling, knocking or banginng sound to augment your piece Sunday? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4808 Louder! The hiss from that radiator is the work of the devil. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4809 I'm gonna play some hot jazz. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4810 We have too much heat on us already! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4811 Play Handel's "Water Hammer". 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4812 The new model seems nothing but a bunch of hot air 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4813 Lets make good use of those pipes. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4814 I think it's growing everyday. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4815 Father you did say to Radiate Gods love. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4816 I'm not sure that the Lord is into hot jazz . 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4817 So that’s why Ave Maria sounded weird this morning. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4818 It has both a hiss and clank key! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4819 What, my sermons aren’t heated enough? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4820 Now I’m worried it will be too radiant. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4821 Now it will finally be warm enough to take off these damn robes 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4822 What I SAID was: 'our greatest need... Radiate our Unity' 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4823 Yes, but it makes for a much warmer ambiance. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4824 Flight of the Bumblebee and you can fry an egg. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4825 This explains the rejection letter from the Monsignor. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4826 We should have suspected something when their slogan changed from "Heavenly Sounds are Out Specialty" to "Let Us Heat-up Your Pipes." 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4827 It’s so we can have music on tap 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4828 But Monsignor, I want my pipes “Bach”. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4829 Who, in the world, suggested to you that "Mack, The Knife" would be appropriate for this next Sunday's service! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4830 My son, I think it’s time we talk about the importance of becoming an organ donor. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4831 New organist Wayne brings the heat. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4832 I'm guessing the budget didn't pass. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4833 I just don't see how radiation will be a problem. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4834 The sound has a different kind of warmth than the forced air. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4835 this new hymn I'm working on is heat! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4836 Maybe it's time to blow off a little steam. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4837 A few bars of 'Steam Heat' to set the mood? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4838 No, I agree it radiates the sound, but... 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4839 This will really heat things up! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4840 It's good for hot tunes 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4841 That’s really helped the organ to radiate warmer tones 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4842 Still not as much hot air as the preacher. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4843 I've heard of a pipe organ before ... but this is ridiculous. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4844 Play ”Inna Goda Da Vita,” Baby! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4845 These new pipes are really HOT! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4846 Push in the clanging stops. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4847 Wow, it's real rad! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4848 And it keeps the sanctuary toasty warm too. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4849 Who knew that church hymns could be so steamy and hot? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4850 maybe now they'll stop complaining about the draft. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4851 Now things are really gonna heat up around here... 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4852 No, no - it's supposed to be loud. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4853 It's the new budget. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4854 Form follows function. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4855 I'm told it's pipes radiate. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4856 The super will be here as soon as he unplugs the sink 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4857 I'm putting you in charge of designing the collection baskets. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4858 Adam, you play with such warmth...but perhaps, too much warmth. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4859 it sounds better filled with oil instead of water. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4860 Great, now we'll never get those kids out of the baptismal font. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4861 Did you say we are post-(Salvador)Dalli's priests? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4862 Come on, it’s not hot enough! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4863 the bass notes radiate beautifully 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4864 It's a difficult piece for the service tomorrow, so I need to warm up a little. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4865 But does it work in the summer? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4866 Anything but "Steam Heat." 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4867 PLAY US. 'WARM". 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4868 Heavenly sound, but the banging pipes need some tuning 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4869 Cage’s trust refused to buy a window. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4870 Lovely. It radiates God's love! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4871 You said to bring the heat Father, so I brought the heat. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4872 Ta ta ra tata ra… Now we are ready for Vivaldi’s Winter season! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4873 Yeah...it's what they call Rad Gospel. It's really hot. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4874 Because next Sunday's postlude is Hayden's "Surprise Symphony" adapted for organ. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4875 Let’s make sure we don’t get the congregation overheated 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4876 It looks like a mid-century version of the steam pipe organ but, only God knows! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4877 Do you really think I need a warm-up act? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4878 His music does have a warm feeling 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4879 When you said, "I want to add a little heat to the the organ", I thought you were going to play the music a little faster! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4880 God willing, the new steam-pipe organ will be a hot return on investment 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4881 I asked for radiant music not radiant heat. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4882 They said to attract a younger crowd I needed to turn up the heat! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4883 It just sounds like a random drum solo. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4884 Bringing the heat, I see. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4885 Can you play 'Maple Leaf Rag'? It's cold in here. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4886 We need more notes. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4887 The altar boys are up to speed with the new choreography. Is "Steam Heat" the processional or the recessional? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4888 “Tenement Fugue in D Minor” might be a little too on the nose. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4889 This will definitely keep the heat on the congregation! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4890 I told you we should have gone with more insulation. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4891 I thought the congregation might appreciate a more secular sound. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4892 Have you got anything by AC/DC? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4893 This will drown out the hissing from the back pews. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4894 Your last piece was a bit too steamy. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4895 It will only play 'Steam Heat.' 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4896 When you hear the heat turn on, that's your cue to take off your top layer. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4897 Ok. I’ll let the super know we need to get it fixed. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4898 I thought we agreed there would be no "hot" organ music in this church. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4899 Now we’ll both be full of hot air. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4900 I know the vintage look is in now, but will it hold its value in the resale market? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4901 Well Bach wouldn't approve. But it sure makes great use of the hot air. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4902 Is this your idea of hot music? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4903 I know, but it’s all we could afford. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4904 Cogeneration can'tata? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4905 I know you need to warm up before my sermon, but isn't this a bit much? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4906 Your giant organ always gets me steamy. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4907 Yes, it was cheaper, and it also keeps the congregation warm. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4908 Be careful of the hot air. At least it will not be as much as is coming from the President 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4909 Father, these aren't exactly the new pipes I had in mind. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4910 I don't know... Do you think it's too brash? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4911 It's innovstive, that's for sure. But don't you get tired of playing 'Steam Heat' all the time? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4912 Younger members want to switch to pushed-air. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4913 And it keeps you warm, as well. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4914 11. Thou shalt upcycle 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4915 Well, Brother Jonas, it's not exactly want I had in mind when I told you to play the organ to blow off some steam. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4916 We had a slight mix-up with the plumber. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4917 Bro, You are HOT! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4918 bringing warmth back into the church - a good idea! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4919 If you see anyone starting to fall asleep during my sermon, feel free to make that thing clang like a tenement in Hell's Kitchen. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4920 Keep it at 71 degrees. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4921 This one’s really going to heat the place up! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4922 What's steampunk? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4923 Sounds good and keeps the place warm 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4924 I guess this is what we get for hiring an HVAC guy from the congregation. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4925 Should we get a luthier or a plumber? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4926 It IS tempting to play ‘Hot In Here’. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4927 How's the Cage piece coming on? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4928 Well, it's not the heat; it's the hymnody that gets you. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4929 Are you insinuating that my sermons need warmth? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4930 I am not sure this is a good idea. In fact, parishioners are most likely to be steamed. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4931 i did say put a little heat into your music 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4932 My Lord... we DID do well last week! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4933 Yes, it's an eyesore, but if we can't force enough hot air into this thing to heat the building, it will be your job versus a new heating system. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4934 Geez, Father .. I realize it's over the top, but it makes my organ riffs really HOT. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4935 Okay, your organ is bigger than my organ. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4936 That'll turn up the heat during this Sunday's service. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4937 The humidity's great, but the sound is shit. My blessings, though. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4938 Remember, we always want the Holy Spirit to radiate throughout this church. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4939 Sorry about that. The new plumber took care of all our pipes at once. Our bathrooms in the vestry have tremendous resonance now. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4940 Next week we've got a new fellow coming in from California. You'll have to be patient with him. More than likely, he's never seen one of these. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4941 I found them on Craig's List! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4942 Bill, I didn't literally mean to play hot tunes for once. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4943 You cannot have heated highs here. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4944 Among other things, it allows us to keep the Hot Yoga class going... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4945 Please play Tha Heat by Lil Wayne at my next sermon 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4946 You are really going to radiate when you play now. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4947 Actually I plan to donate it to Kohler. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4948 It looks like we've got our choirs crossed. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4949 Impressive sound, but I think your droning hiss is flat. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4950 This won't sound as heavenly during the summer. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4951 It was great for the winter, but what are we going to do now that summer is approaching? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4952 Send up the heat, brother; send up the heat. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4953 So when you play we get music and heat. I guess this means you’ll be taking Summer off again this year 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4954 Stairway to Heaven? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4955 hisses till it warms up then its really hot! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4956 Don't you think a big, hot organ is sending the right message? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4957 It's chilly out - Evensong should be a full house. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4958 I only play from October 31 till May 1 when the outside temperature is below 55 degrees. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4959 The bishop will be here. But no pressure. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4960 Father Matthew, I'm not sure 'SexyBack' is entirely appropriate for morning mass. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4961 Bless you Paul, you're 'organiator' has been so successful that we're replacing you with a programmable thermostat. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4962 I get cold feet sometimes, too. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4963 What a superb idea Falther. The kids will love it. How did you ever come up with a steam calliope? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4964 When I want to let off some steam, I play racquetball. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4965 Well, you aren't the first person to blow hot air in here. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4966 I’m not sure this is what the choir meant when they asked for some heat. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4967 Now, don't get carried away and play that steamy tune of yours on Sunday 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4968 No! That was not a good trade 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4969 Yes, I do enjoy some hot and steamy jazz once in a while. But not THIS hot and steamy. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4970 I know you like The Pointer Sisters and I like their pop hit “Steam Heat” too. But this is too much! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4971 We only use it when we need to blow off steam. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4972 It has a great upper register 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4973 That is hot. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4974 That's fine, but your playing is going to have to progress beyond loud clanking noises if you want the bishop to approve it. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4975 Why does it knock when you play Springs of Living Water? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4976 Don't let the fire and brimstone smell distract you. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4977 The post-modern sound is a little too self-referential for me. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4978 OK, so this is a twofer you say? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4979 That jazz is too hot for this congregation 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4980 And they wouldn't give me approval on that exorcism. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4981 Your version of the Ave Maria just radiates joy 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4982 Well it doesn't look exactly like a pipe organ, but will there be extra steam to heat the building for Mass. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4983 That bottom water hammer sounds worn. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4984 We're trying to make church hot again 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4985 Well, that explains why Bach was blaring from my bathroom all night. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4986 My fingers get too cold to play in this drafty building. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4987 Yes, we ordered pipes, but.... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4988 You're really heating it up in here. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4989 The congregation is threatening to withhold collections if we don’t fix the banging. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4990 Don't worry. We'll be updating to coal soon. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4991 It's called Steam Punk 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4992 That's hot, man. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4993 He’s got steam heat? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4994 He likes it hot, apparently. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4995 Well, we ARE looking for ways to make going to church hot again. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4996 I'm not sure that's what they mean by "Steampunk." 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4997 Love your pipes! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4998 The sales guy said the faster you play, the warmer it gets. What could go wrong? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4999 Innovative pipe music, Brother John. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5000 Drop it like it's hot, white boy 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5001 I didn’t know you were an organ donor? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5002 I'm hoping it will accelerate the choir warm-up! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5003 I won't tell but you are on fire! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5004 Well it might heat up the sermons! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5005 "Can you play that section again, with a little more warmth? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5006 Yes, Rev. Jones, I know I did say we had to make a choice between the new organ and church heating but somehow I can't see this working out.... 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5007 Keep it down ... didn't you hear the lord knocking on the pipes? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5008 Did you notice our organ has been getting some warmer tones? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5009 Pharoahs, always out of scale. And now this. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5010 I thought it was warm in here. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5011 Play the steamy hymn again. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5012 Due to reduced church collections, pipe organ repairs were handled locally by Manny's Heating. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5013 I preferred the tea kettles myself. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5014 "Le Jazz Hot" gave you the discount, you say? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5015 It just plays itself! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5016 I don't think this is going to help us with our 'just a lot of hot air' problem. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5017 Less "Stairway To Heaven" and more Brahms with a hum. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5018 Just Gregorian chant from now on, Brother? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5019 Play it warmer. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5020 My sermons have been really well attended now that you focus on the hottest hits. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5021 Do you seriously think this is going to increase organ donor awareness? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5022 It was installed so I could play a tribute to John Cage. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5023 Ah, Still thinking about becoming a plumber! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5024 It's not good for high notes but it keeps me warm. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5025 It always makes that hissing sound while I warm it up 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5026 It'd be good for business, don't you think? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5027 For a real cool sound you gotta play really hot! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5028 Needs a bit of tuning. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5029 I don’t like that the parish is referring to your pipes as “hot” 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5030 It sounds out of tune. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5031 Must be due to organic growth 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5032 I know it's Bach, but see if you can turn up the heat a bit. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5033 Can you play "Steam Heat" for the Bishop? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5034 “I say we go into business - bless the water and bottle it. Then we don’t need a congregation”. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
5035 You really need to let off some steam. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
5036 The devil is in the details. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5037 I always thought a calliope was smaller 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5038 For some reason, whenever you start to play secular music, I hear a hissing sound. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5039 Since we got two strikes from youtube i'm told EVERYONE is STEEMIN it 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5040 OK, BUT WE GOTTA GET RID OF THE KNOCK 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5041 I would try a few bars of Light My Fire 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5042 My lord that's a lot of hot air. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5043 "No need for fire and brimstone now". 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5044 More steampunk than goth. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5045 That's either a really big radiator, or you have a really small organ. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5046 The man upstairs had an all-must-go clearance sale. I could not resist. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5047 Heat it up! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5048 I see you play some pretty hot tunes. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5049 Have you checked to see if the organ pipes are in the basement? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5050 Thank god for tithing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5051 What? You think I don't already spout enough hot air? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5052 Okay, Play us something to warm up the crowd 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5053 I'd say you've been "Spinal Tapped"...only in reverse. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5054 It is an unusual way to help pay our debats. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5055 Having a green music program sounds much better than it looks! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5056 I think I know why the heat is whistling 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5057 It's out of tune again, better call the super. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5058 So this is why the oratorios have been sounding so steamy. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5059 Your recitals are simply radiating. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5060 The congregation said our music lacked a certain sizzle. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5061 Let's hope it doesn't hiss during the sermon. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5062 Dan, your playing isn't warm enough. We need you to be more electric. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5063 It's a genuine mid-century Claes Oldenburg. I made the mistake of telling Sotheby's we needed new pipes. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5064 Do you think it's too flamboyant? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5065 If the elderly parishioners complain they're cold, just play 'Ode to Joy.' 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5066 I still prefer Patti Page's version of "Steam Heat." 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5067 You're meeting a real need, Brinsley. Our younger parishioners simply adore your hotter hymns. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5068 No, I said resonator not radiator 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5069 Don't you think this Steampunk thing has gone a little too far? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5070 Il Papa is arriving tomorrow...time to bring the heat! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5071 When I said make your music radiate throughout the auditorium I did not have this exactly in mind. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5072 We can turn the heat up when you want to scare the hell out of 'em 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5073 So I guess my playing wasn’t that cool? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5074 have not seen the cartoon yet. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5075 Your predecessor constantly complained about the chill in the air. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5076 Your playing is really heating the place up. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5077 Yeah, it's organic. But it still feels distilled. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5078 Either that radiator is unbelievably huge or we are miniscule. Play on until I figure this out. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5079 It’s easy-the longer you play, the warmer we stay! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5080 I must say, my son, that particular interpretation of Handel was hot! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5081 I like it but doesn't it sound a holier-than-thou? 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
5082 I'm telling you, Christian Rock is really hot right now. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5083 Hot, for sure, but can you play 'Highway to Hell'? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5084 It plays real pretty, but it sure was a bitch to move! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5085 I agree it sounds sepulchral, but the guy upstairs is complaining. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5086 This should take care of the "not enough heat" complaints 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5087 I'd like to hear Bach's 'Toccata and Fugue for Steam Radiator.' 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5088 Yes. This is the only way to do steam punk authentically. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5089 It's a warmer sound, I admit, but the gurgling takes away from the music, don't you think? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5090 OK to play some hot music to warm people's hearts and radiate their spirits? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5091 Things really started to heat up during that last requiem. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5092 The Patty Paige Foundation has been particularly generous so let's see if you can play it. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5093 We should not have hired a plumber, though he was cheaper. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5094 Thou shall drop it like it’s hot, brother. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5095 It truly is the heat that passeth all understanding. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5096 I know the young people asked us to play 'rad' music, but... 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5097 Hmmm....maybe a sermon on, "Size Matters..or does it?" 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5098 Listen. You can hear the people upstairs. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5099 I'm not taking the heat if the parishioners don't like the sound. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5100 If you clang it three times the lord appears. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5101 Warming up the tunes? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5102 I'm sure the congregation will appreciate a little hot water music 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5103 You are too flat to fail. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5104 Thank you, but I’m afraid your composition is a bit too steamy for us. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5105 It'll help me bang out my hymns by Sunday. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5106 Super! Seriously, call the super! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5107 Maybe now He will hear my prayers 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5108 Anyway, Here's Wonderwall. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5109 Father, I remember the steam radiator professor that was your instructor in seminary with great fondness. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5110 That should put a little steam in the hymns. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5111 I never knew a pipe organ could be practical. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5112 Is it just me, or is it like really hot over here. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5113 Nice playing, but the music has a clinking sound to it. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5114 OK, but I don't' want to hear you playing "It'll be a Hot Time in the Old House Tonight" 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5115 So much for keeping this low key 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5116 Well, “I” heard a hissing sound... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5117 It's for hot hymns Father. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5118 Well it looks impressive and really sizzles on that one note ... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5119 Does it play Steam Heat? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5120 It's called a steam organ and brother, it rocks! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5121 That sure radiates more music than our last one. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5122 You said, 'the Devil's in the details.' 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5123 When you said steam organ, I was thinking of the circus. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5124 Recycling at it's finest. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5125 I don't think that's what they meant by "a warmer service". 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5126 Unfortunately Steam Heat from "Pajama Game" is not appropriate. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5127 DON'T YOU THINK YOUR JAZZ PRELUDE WAS TOO HOT?! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5128 The last chord was rather clunky! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5129 And the Lord sayeth ... ??”The Heat Is On”?? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5130 Heat and high notes. Perfect. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5131 Well, it certainly is louder than our old organ... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5132 ...it is nice it just might be a little TOO steampunk 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5133 Could you cut out that annoying "ping" ? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5134 The f sharp is flat. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5135 I’m composing some Steam Punk numbers. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5136 The congregation's priorities are green and quiet, so from now on you'll be generating heat. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5137 Could you play that Carmen Miranda number that went 'The temperature's rising, It isn't surprising ....'? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5138 You had to have been here. I couldn't take my eyes off the wrench. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5139 You heard me, Bob. Give those pipes a workout. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5140 You can really feel the heat of the music. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5141 I think our plumber's musical. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5142 It puts a little steam into benediction! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5143 Actually, I said I wanted a big gladiator. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5144 Amen, alleluia! Two for the price of one. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5145 They said it starts steaming when you pump the pedals 160 beats per minute. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5146 Well, it did heat up the choir. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5147 The church had finally had enough with the heating bill. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5148 I'm in the mood for some hot jazz 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5149 And I suppose you're the one that's been meddling with the thermo-Strad. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5150 Can't you play those Bach concertos a little steamier? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5151 Wow, those are some nice organs you got there. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5152 First, I'd like to hear is "Steam Heat" from The Pajama Game. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5153 No, it's too big to be transplanted. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5154 Whoa Nelly....It's getting hot in here...so take off all your robes... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5155 That hissing sound is just the Holy Spirit. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5156 Do you have enough heat NOW ? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5157 . . . but you need His love, to keep away the cold. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5158 To attract a younger demo, I think we need to kick it with some steamin' hot jams. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5159 It radiates heat, makes beautiful music and dispenses holy tea. Would you like a cup? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5160 Yes, we've raised the city's temperature by .37 degrees Celsius. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5161 Only one note but helluva huge sound! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5162 It's a sin they're swapping you out for a thermostat. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5163 They're gathering outside for the bleeding. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5164 I don’t think we should have gotten the cheapest organ transplant. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5165 Now we can get glorious heated tones! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5166 I think of God as our building super in the sky. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5167 Who am I to judge? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5168 So I thought we`d open with "Bringing in the Heat". 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5169 Isn’t it a little too Rad! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5170 Cardinal McToover has requested a cappuccino. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5171 We can't a tuner until Thursday, but the plumber says he can be here between 2 and 5. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5172 My hands get too cold to hit the right keys. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5173 I was advised to radiate with God.... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5174 Bother John, your organ music is radiant today! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5175 I still have hope that our congregants will not leave the weekly sermon without having felt a profound warmth in their souls. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5176 Thank you, Brother. The way you banged those pipes during the Connelly wedding - what a revelation! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5177 I'm afraid this will make it Hot as Hell 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5178 God was never this hot. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5179 Radiant, Father; as in light. Now, once more from the top. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5180 The CD's are selling briskly, but the oil company wants a royalty cut. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5181 I understand it’s Handel’s Water Music, but try to make it radiate more. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5182 This will warm the Bishop’s heart. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5183 You're right, there is less range, but the sound is amazing! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5184 Are you certain we should bleed the pipes and not the choir's lead soprano? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5185 Careful now, Father. You don't want to hit a clunker with this one. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5186 I don't understand... we just had it oiled. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5187 Cool, man, cool! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5188 Does the black valve thingy on the right control the volume? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5189 When I said "bring the heat" I really meant bring the NOISE 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5190 Think you can turn up the heat on ‘Old Happy Day’??! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5191 It gives out an earthy, steamy kind of sound! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5192 It's March. I'll play something that radiates warmth. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5193 Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? #MeToo 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5194 The “Billy Graham” of radiators, huh? You may have something there! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5195 I'm hearing a little pinging in the lower register. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5196 I'm hoping the parishoners will dig John Cage. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5197 Please stop with all the banging. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5198 Yes, but I can get more notes out of this than the organ. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5199 That’s hot stuff. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5200 You're right. 'When the saints come marching in' really heats up the place. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5201 To accompany my reading of Genesis, gimme some of that ole time hissing... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5202 We need to modernize the liturgy to be energy efficient. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5203 I get all steamed up when you play. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5204 It has quite a range 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5205 Nice! Should be good for drying some laundry, as well! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5206 ...And if you bang on it, you'll get more volume. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5207 What’s the source of that steam pressure? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5208 So you're going to give it a little more steam? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5209 John Cage's 4'33" sounds especially wondrous 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5210 When I told you that were “warm up act” for the choir, I was expecting something more contemporary.... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5211 And you are saying that it will heat the entire church every Sunday as you play the organ? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5212 You just won't get the same sound. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5213 At least now we have somewhere to put our hats and gloves. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5214 Yes, we got “Steam Heat” 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5215 We're gonna have to punish the altar boys for this one 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5216 What do we do about the knocking pipes? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5217 Hotter than hell? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5218 No, I CAN’T play Handel’s “Duet for Radiator and Organ.” 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5219 When I suggested a warm-up on the organ before the sermon, this wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5220 I see our pipe organ Baroque. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5221 Never have I heard sounds resonate through the pipes like this before. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5222 Not sure this is what the Bishop meant by warming up the laity to clerical music. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5223 Looks good and knocks with the best of them. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5224 You're always banging away on that thing. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5225 Excuse me, my son, but your playing is just too steamy for our denomination. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5226 I understand, but do you 'Need His love to keep away the cold'? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5227 Tone it down, please... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5228 Just play. That should take the heat off. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5229 It brings more heat than light 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5230 Finally! A pipe organ that works on steam. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5231 Pipe down! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5232 You tinkle the ivories well, and blow some mean pipes. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5233 Play until the world is filled with the warm love of the church. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5234 This thing can’t be good for the heating bill. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5235 Were you banging on the pipes? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5236 That new 128 foot stop should get their attention. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5237 Because it’s always been too cold in here, and the hissing drowns out your vapid playing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5238 It's for keeping you organ warm. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5239 I doubt this will make organ music hot again. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5240 Don't get to loud or it will get as hot as hell in here. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5241 This congregation likes its music really hot! I mean, steamin'. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5242 you've got to stop playing that steamy stuff 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5243 Letting off some steam would be inappropriate. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5244 I know Steam Heat's a great song but the congregation's sick of hearing it. How about something by The Radiators? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5245 It sounds divine, but can lose the clanging? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5246 It sounds good and it turns the warmer into wine. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5247 If you are all that cold, you should come into my study. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5248 Thou shall not kill...two birds with one stone. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5249 Alexa called me and asked me to record my "radiator music". 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5250 Could you play a little hotter? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5251 Those are some pipes! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5252 The Holy Father makes clear our new path shall not be extravagant... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5253 I see you want to bring back the wall of sound. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5254 Can't you play anything besides Adler and Ross? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5255 Change the octave, it's getting too hot in here. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5256 Mr. Biggs, Its getting very cold downstairs... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5257 Know any Handel? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5258 It's a little weak in the treble. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5259 When I said I wanted organic heating, this is not what I meant. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5260 Is this the kind you have to warm up first? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5261 That's what they're calling it: "An organic heat register." 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5262 Father Brobdenag, this new organ is going to get you in a lot of hot water. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5263 Reaching the Heavens with a warmer voice 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5264 You call this a miracle? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5265 It's a good selection but I think it's going to be a bit too "percussive" for vespers. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5266 It’s very impressive, but I still don’t think I would pull out all the stops. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5267 Hit 'em with a little 'Steam Heat' during the collection. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5268 You say the Jehovah witnesses donated it. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5269 I got...s-s-s-steam heat! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5270 I suppose I did preach about Daniel’s three friends in the firey furnace more times than necessary. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5271 No more or less hot air than your average resident. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5272 A couple of keys are wheezy but there's nothing wrong with the percussion. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5273 I'm not convinced it makes your music any warmer. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5274 Strictly speaking, it *is* a miracle. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5275 Do you think that music will register with tonight's congregation? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5276 Remarkable how natural he looks, isn't it? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5277 It only plays Glenn Frye's "The Heat Is On" 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5278 It has a warm sound too 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5279 sounds great....but is it Gold Star Energy approved? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5280 I see you don't think God wants to hear our choir, either. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5281 The clanks are the percussion feature! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5282 Remind me next year not to let MoMA donate our Pentecost decorations. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5283 A pipe is a pipe is a pipe ! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5284 And which pipe supplier did you call for replacements, Brother Benedict? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5285 Well, that one way to warm up the congregation 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5286 The new Holy Boiler must be huge. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5287 The pipes make a strange noise in winter. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5288 No, it sounds terrible, but at least Mrs. Kowalczyk will stop complaining about it being too cold during services. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5289 I think you'll warm up to it. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5290 Know any David Byrne? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5291 Keep playing to keep it warm in here! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5292 Mrs. Danvers says the loud banging sounds fine, but the high-pitched whistling and squeaking are way off-key. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5293 is there any way to turn it down? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5294 I needed to crack a few windows. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5295 And, it warms the church as well? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5296 You wanted it in the key of A Major, didn't you? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5297 Who do you THINK's gonna take the heat for this? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5298 You asked me to play some heart-warming psalms? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5299 I asked you for the REMIX Brother Jeffery! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5300 Stream? You said Stream?? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5301 Gospel is really hot right now. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5302 I applaud your out of the box thinking for reducing our heating bill, but this new sound may require more bathroom breaks. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5303 And Lo the Investment Fund Committee said 'Let there be heat.' 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5304 You just turn the button, there are no foot pedals. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5305 We play only the hottest hymns 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5306 Sounds good, but get rid of the water hammer 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5307 Will D minor 7th heat-up the chapel? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5308 You knocked? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5309 The congregation is really warming up to your psalms, Father. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5310 This will make sure you have enough hot air when you get tired during your sermons. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5311 I see.....but do you not think that the aesthetics are just a bit off? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5312 Hymnal page 608: Playing With Your Organ Will Get You In Hot Water 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5313 It’s getting a bit steamy in here... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5314 The warmth of that sound is heavenly. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5315 Melodic but too steamy for this congregation. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5316 Could you play a little hotter please? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5317 I don't know why, but when you play this particular organ it literally my soul!" 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5318 It still sounds a bit airy. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5319 Let's not play any minor chords, OK? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5320 I fear the bass notes were getting a little overheated during Evensong. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5321 If you don't get that thing fired up, Miss Addie will freeze before the Gloria. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5322 Well, this gives new meaning to ”Hossana In The Highest”! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5323 The janitor was tired of you complaining about it being too cold while you practiced. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5324 I'm either very hot or cold when I play this one. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5325 Attendance has dropped -- the heat is on! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5326 Some parishioners are complaining that our music is getting a bit to hot. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5327 "Not quite what I meant by, 'you need to make the organ hot'". 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5328 Cool it down a bit. The way you played Bach made me sweat! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5329 I thought we could do with some hot Latin music. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5330 It really heats up when I hit high C! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5331 Play “Let It Bleed”. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5332 "Hot Blooded" gets us through the cold winters. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5333 But you're warm enough now, right? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5334 Don't forget to bleed the pipes before your warm up. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5335 Suggest you not pull out all the stops. ("all" in italics, if possible. thanks,) 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5336 My music is hot 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5337 Now for the next prayer, “The Heat Is On” 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5338 So, now will they sweat for Jesus? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5339 Don't suppose you could play a rousing heart-warming hymn before my sermon on Sunday? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5340 They don't make 'em like they used to. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5341 Monsignor hopes this little puppy will amp up his annual Fire and Brimstone sermon. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5342 But I need His love to keep away the cold. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5343 Well, the Bible does say "one cannot stay warm alone," but this might be a stretch...more importantly, where did you put our organ? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5344 Could you play softer, it is getting hot in here. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5345 I want them to feel the heat of God's wrath! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5346 Remember, that part of the hymn should be played pianississimo. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5347 When you get rid of the hiss, we'll be in business. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5348 For an organ, that's quite a hot number. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5349 It's getting too hot in here, could you not play so aggressively? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5350 Does it come in extra-large? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5351 As long as it radiates love I think we'll be okay. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5352 What's that clanging sound? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5353 Yes, I'm sure Freddy Mercury can hear you. Now please play something else. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5354 Hopefully this is sufficiently dark and ominous 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5355 Pretty hot, don't ya'? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5356 Play God's MTV favorite, "I got Steam! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5357 I find your sense of humor somewhat lacking, Swithers. I take it this is your subtle way of saying that you thought my sermon last Sunday was just so much hot air? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5358 It doesn't play music, but it sure keeps the water in the monastery pool hot. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5359 Can't you play anything besides 'Steam Heat'? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5360 I'm just concerned it might contribute to global warming. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5361 Can you play it at 25deg#? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5362 Play some 'hot' rock! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5363 I figure in hairdos and organ styles- the higher the style the closer to God. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5364 The steam reaches exceptionally high notes 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5365 Play ‘Lanlord, I got me no heat’ 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5366 Radiator? I barely knew 'er. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5367 It's for my new fugue, "Sounds of the City". 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5368 Try banging on it and see if it gets hot. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5369 Seems a little heavy on the bass. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5370 They didn't even have brimstone 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5371 So, Father Stanley, what do you call this ? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5372 Just run it after the first reading only today, we spent too much on heating last Sunday with all the hymns. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5373 So nice of Paul to donate all of his organs to the church, huh? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5374 I know people talk over the postlude - but this is going too far! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5375 Yes Father Michael, it’s a great way to let off steam. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5376 I thought your playing radiates warmth, but now I'm not so sure. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5377 The online dimensions were slightly off. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5378 I still think your pipes need bleeding. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5379 The super hasn't fixed it in two thousand years 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5380 For the processional they will love "Steam Heat". 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5381 Isn’t that selection a little clunky? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5382 When I said I wanted some hot stuff tonight, I meant buffalo wings for dinner. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5383 Do you have any control over that very loud cracking sound? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5384 Handel. With care, Wilbur. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5385 We thought you may need some hot air for your sermon. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5386 It will really bring the fire to your brimstone. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5387 You should see the thermostat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5388 We're calling it Easter's hottest hits. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5389 Impressive, Father, but just how many hymns for the calliope are there? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5390 Banging 3 times usually warms the Choir up. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5391 And you’re sure it doesn’t give off radiation? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5392 Let me play a few notes; they're hot! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5393 Who said we needed some hot music here? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5394 I was cold, so I held a bake sale 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5395 That's not what I meant when I said you should try to play more in the upper register. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5396 It was a donation from ReStore 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5397 Could you play something higher? It's getting cold in here. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5398 I've never heard someone play "Clang and Bang" so beautifully. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5399 So this is the piping hot model of pipe organs. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5400 It just bangs and hisses. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5401 A little more steam BrotherLudwig 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5402 These hot holy hymns can be heard in Heaven. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5403 Its a big organ. It helps me let off steam. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5404 He said He wouldn’t put a sweater on. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5405 Well, thank you for your commentary on last week's sermon. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5406 The sound quality is fine, Father, but. the heat.... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5407 I don't remember that much knocking in Handel's Messiah, but it does save us on heating costs. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5408 Really! Do you understand you called a central heating company and not a pipe organ installer. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5409 Investigative reporting sure has gone downhill. It'd be worse if I wasn't already drunk. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5410 Actually St. Winifred is the Patron Saint of Radiators 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5411 Time to alert our neighbors in the 10 mile radius. The organ tuner is coming next week. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5412 That’s a hot little number 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5413 Try playing 'The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways.' 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5414 That's not what I meant by music your parents used to love. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5415 what do yo mean, this organ only plays hot jazz? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5416 Come on over baby, whole lotta shaking going on, 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5417 Our church usually uses pipe organs, but since it's cold outside a radiator organ makes sense. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5418 If it doesn‘t sound like tiny explosions you ain‘t doing it right. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5419 If there's any banging on the pipes let me be the first to know. I'll take it from there. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5420 Now I see why your hymns are so hot 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5421 Wow, you've got a steamy set of pipes 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5422 I find heating the pipes gives the tones more resonance. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5423 Yes my son, this may qualify as a miracle! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5424 The vicar just adores the pre-war flare. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5425 This will attract the bikini crowd. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5426 Have you ever thought of putting a fan instead? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5427 Hmm, that's not what I meant by 'pulling out all the stops!' But it seems to have brought all the warmth back into the organ. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5428 Play "We Got Steam Heat" 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5429 Yes, you must outshine His radiance. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5430 Do you know any Pantera songs? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5431 It helps me to warm up. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5432 Perhaps you misunderstand me. I want you to play with passion that will radiate throughout the sanctuary... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5433 You say you bought this steam calliope from a Music Man? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5434 Upon radiant heat He is risen. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5435 So you really think it's time to upgrade the hardware? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5436 Can you explain that hammering noise in the middle of the night just one more time? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5437 Try the clank and hiss stops together for the full effect. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5438 Your song is radiated. It's the hottest music ever! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5439 Do you really think they will get the message? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5440 I've heard of elevator music alright...but this is new to me 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5441 Too much steaming and hissing. Send it back. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5442 I think you hit a clunker there. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5443 Wagner? Aigh, just thought I'd let off a little steam. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5444 Did you try wearing woollen socks first? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5445 “ A little bit less on the hissing” sound! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5446 The congregation are getting so hot they’re stripping off 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5447 Are we ready to turn up the Heat of Worship? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5448 So that’s how you get it to clank! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5449 What do you mean hot and steamy won't work? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5450 I know it's appropriate, but could you tone down 'Steam Heat' just a bit? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5451 Some of our parishioners are complaining that your pipes are banging! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5452 I always thought our music lacked feeling. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5453 I still like the choirs singing more. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5454 The debate over you playing your organ in church has become a bit overheated 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5455 You really need to turn up the heat on those opening chords! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5456 Ironically, I wanted to order new hymnals but our heat bill was too high. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5457 I'm working on a second note for it. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5458 Steam instead of air; very interesting Father McNulty. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5459 The bass notes sound superb. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5460 I was wondering why the choir seemed to be hissing after "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desire." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5461 The parishners say they are cold. Can you produce music and heat at the same time? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5462 Aren’t there enought covers of “Steam Heat” ? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5463 Radiator Blues? That's not in the Hymnal. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5464 When I said to turn up the heat, I meant to make the music a bit more lively. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5465 Let me hear you play Bach's Toccato, Adagio, & Fuego in C major. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5466 I really want them to feel the music. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5467 When they said, "Heater big enough for God" I didn't think they meant literally. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5468 The Dante Symphony again? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5469 You've got a real hot organ, but there's a little too much noise in the pipes. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5470 Play us a hot new tune 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5471 It will help my move into hot jazz. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5472 Is it multitasking? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5473 Lot warmer then the pipes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5474 You said we should warm up the choir more, right? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5475 This new organ radiates sound all the way to the back of the church. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5476 NYCHA'S heating troubles: filling the pews since 1934. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5477 I think this music will radiate right up to God! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5478 And the sound will radiate throughout the village. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5479 Would you like to hear 'clang clang went the trolley?'. This organ just radiates enthusiiasm. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5480 As Pedro the plumber explained, Father, it's almost impossible to find a pipe organ repairman. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5481 Jazz up those hymns a bit more. We're expecting you to generate a lot of heat. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5482 Now I know why the heating system is humming more than warming 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5483 Almost time to tune up the church AC. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5484 If you switch from classical to gospel, we can turn down the thermostat on the radiator. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5485 "Well, he said this new sort of green technology would save us $1000s a year....but you're going to have to play like hell". 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5486 I admit, that song is fire, but please give it a rest it’s hot as hell in here. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5487 On occasion, you’ll also play for Anaheim. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5488 I know I’m a few hours late, but I REALLY want to submit a caption for the last cartoon as it’s my first ever and I just saw mag yesterday. “ Stand back Percival, they say postmodernism isn’t dead yet.” Thanks to all. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5489 No Father,rocking it is not what do do. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5490 Man, those are some pipes! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5491 I think we are going to fix the whistle in those pipes. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5492 Stormy Daniels is HOT! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5493 Sorry that you have cold feet, but the heat is on. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5494 If you need this much help radiating the light within yourself, I wonder if you should be our music leader at all. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5495 As a choral accompaniment, it leaves me rather cold. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5496 Calliopes Are Us was having a sale, and I just couldn’t resist. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5497 Nice ax. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5498 He said it was too chilly in here. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5499 I hope the Monsignor is right that less "dry" music will bring parishioners back!!- 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5500 Your Bach is warmer than the last guy. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5501 Let me get this straight. You hired the Nintendo Brothers to install the pipes? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5502 Ya' know, some of the old masters were ahead of their time. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5503 If you play 'When the Saints Go Marching In,' the temperature in here will hit 74 degrees. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5504 I'll keep practicing Father, but these old New York steam heat organs just play all by themselves. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5505 The sound is radiating! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5506 Make it HOT 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5507 In his affidavit, he described an incident involving your hot organ. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5508 But most of all, I just really hope these new hymns radiate with people on Sunday. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5509 You said you wanted hot tunes to reach out to younger crowds.... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5510 Can you play something else instead of ‘California Dreamin’? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5511 Eh, no one comes to church in summer anyway. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5512 But is it organic? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5513 Can you accompany the hissing in the same key? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5514 Not sure we can play anything by Beethoven with an outside temperature over 60 degrees, vestibule becomes more like a sauna. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5515 I know, Father, but it's the only was I can get a truly God-awful rattle. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5516 Planning on playing some hot jazz, Father? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5517 Johann, we've decided to give you a graduation present that you can use to actually make some money. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5518 Things are getting heated 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5519 When I said you need to "spit fire" with your hymns to reach the youth, this is not what I meant. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5520 Registered in a low self steam class? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5521 Joy? I'm not really feeling it. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5522 Pipe down if you’re warmed up 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5523 Does it heat the church also 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5524 "IT DOESN'T HEAT ANYTHING, BUT THE SOUND IS DEAFENING!! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5525 Do you know the song "Steam Heat"? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5526 Yeah, but what good is it if it only plays STEAM HEAT? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5527 Yes Father,you're hotter than hell. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5528 I hope they are ready for a sound that rad. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5529 Maybe it's a hint from the Lord to put a little more warmth into it.... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5530 You telling me, this is where the The Shape of Water Soundtrack was actually recorded? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5531 Just so long as you don't use it dry your wet mittens...I am good. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5532 I thought you said you could tune the organ, now it sounds like a calliope! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5533 It plays only three notes, but it is always in key. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5534 The music from this radiator pipe order is the most awe-inspiring by far. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5535 Switching out the organ for a calliope also keeps the church much warmer in winter. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5536 It goes well with my sermon burning in hell 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5537 What's that hissing sound? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5538 Bring the heat, Padre. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5539 The minute you start playing, it’s like someone is pounding it with a hammer. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5540 It’s hotter than hell in here... play something cool! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5541 I'm expecting the plumber tomorrow. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5542 The choir thinks this hymn is too steamy. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5543 Please my son, just don’t play ‘I’m a Steam Roller for Ya Baby. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5544 When I requested something hotter I was hoping for something picante. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5545 That’s some hot stuff, bro! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5546 Shipping box says it's from Lucy Fur. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5547 And He commands the damn thermostat. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5548 That gurgle is still there. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5549 That was a really hot heavenly riff. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5550 I read on Twitter heaven needs heat. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5551 It might not look like a boys choir but it sure hits the high notes 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5552 How about blowing off steam after the Service? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5553 Pity there just wasn't room for a pedal division! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5554 Father Murphy do you know any good plumbers I am going to need to get three estimates 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5555 Where'd you learn to play with so much heat? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5556 You want to hear a hot number for next weeks service. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5557 Father McGiver's brother again? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5558 You said that you wanted an instrument with swells like radiant heat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5559 This instrument just might bellow more hot air than any of its predecessors. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5560 Do you seriously believe this will bring warmth to tomorrow's requiem mass? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5561 God can't fix this, but my dad probably can. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5562 The pipes need bleeding. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5563 Even with your musical talent, you still don't have a prayer. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5564 Anything other than groan and clang? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5565 Yes, I know we talked about organ registration, desiring a warmer sound, but now I'm afraid you've really gone overboard, Martin. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5566 Can't you get that hissing sound out of there? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5567 If you can't play, it's okay. We can always turn it into a radiator. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5568 Perhaps we should do 'Steam Heat' for the introit. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5569 I suppose that will warm up the congregation. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5570 Oh Lord, won't you grant us transcedence via obsolescene. Amen. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5571 I thought you asked for 'Steam Heat' for the Masses. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5572 I really didn't know what to expect after that buyout and merger went through. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5573 I think you misinterpreted my announcement about the chili reception. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5574 Incorporate running water. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5575 Way more cumbersome to register our pipes here nowadays! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5576 What if he’s carrying a water bottle? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5577 We have steam heat, but, we need His love. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5578 I’ve heard rumors you were playing with your hot organ! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5579 We decided we need increased heat rather than increased sound. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5580 I am not getting any sleep in the rectory, how about playing Silent Night. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5581 I said "Pipe down!" but instead you got all steamed up. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5582 On the other hand, the new heating system plays a mean Fugue in D minor. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5583 What are you getting steamed up about? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5584 You need to turn up the heat on Bach. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5585 I got Steam Heat? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5586 Well, Susurrus in D-minor always gets them. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5587 Lol you’re a freak and I love it. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5588 "How Great Thou Art" was not written about you! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5589 That's really punk. We're hoping to attract a lot of younger parishiomers. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5590 Yah, but it's only a one pipe system. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5591 Impressive but impractical, my son. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5592 It’s always been steam powered; this is just a better analog of the alternative. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5593 I said I wanted more radiance. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5594 "Sorry father but Ace Online Heating Solutions were having a 'Huge Radiator Sale' 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5595 Well Father, I must say you've really turned lemons into lemonade with that pesky Hades hell fire. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5596 That's what we call "grand scheme of things". 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5597 85 degrees? I don't think we have the rights to that one. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5598 It’s a steam pipe organ; on top of everything else, it’s a most efficient acoustic radiator! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5599 OK, I get your point. Those paint-by-number stained glass windows are drafty. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5600 It's getting hot in here 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5601 That should address the congregation's felt need for more warmth in the music... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5602 Do you have anything cooler? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5603 Can you play hot jazz on it? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5604 Think of yourself as a blessed thermostat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5605 Face it. Skillet will always be the hotter act. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5606 That’s not a cipher. I’m just warming up. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5607 God is definitely not a slumlord! Just look at that beauty! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5608 Have you recently been to Salt Lake City? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5609 It’s truly a gift from above, Father Kelly! We'll make a "joyful noise" and keep everyone toasty warm at the same time. Heavenly and economical! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5610 Now we're cookin' with gas! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5611 I see the organic heating system has arrived. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5612 Warm up first with these pipes 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5613 I hope they burn in hell. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5614 Heart-warming. . . Claus Oldenburg inspired. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5615 I figure when you're blowing some hot air from the pulpit, I'll just help out. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5616 God knows if it will pay for itself. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5617 Frankly, taking out the stops, doesn't warm up your playing. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5618 brother, this is rad! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5619 Warm it up, Kris. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5620 Sure, it’s toasty, but we’re all out of holy water. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5621 I’m playing hot jazz today. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5622 Thus the warmth of our Lord will radiate through your organ. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5623 In my dream, a voice told me to build it, and it will become known as a steam calliope. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5624 Still a little drafty 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5625 Yes, I agree it is loud enough but the hissing for some reason seems to be disturbing the choir. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5626 I kind of miss the throaty exuberance of the old pipes. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5627 Now that the pipes have been replaced, can you heat up the music and play something a little more rad-ical than the hymns we usually get on a Sunday? 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5628 I thought you could warm up the audience before I went on... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5629 It seems to be making the sopranos moodier than usual. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5630 It’s my organator! And now our parishioners can enjoy a really hot sound. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5631 Play Amazing Space. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5632 We could not fit the organ pipes in here so we are killing two birds with one stone. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5633 I don't see any money here. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5634 I prefer something a little more upbeat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5635 Just wait until Monday to bleed the pipes! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5636 I see you decided on the Saint Organ-iator 10Plus. Bold choice. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5637 That sound does really radiate throughout the church. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5638 Non-stop? That’s hot! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5639 Strap in Father — we’re cranking up the heat for this service. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5640 How much of the congregation is going to like spending donations on this steampunk organ? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5641 Hot yoga and homily is a real crowd pleaser. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5642 The Bishop wants to hear something hot and steamy... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5643 It isn't my fault that hiss leaked out during your sermon... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5644 I wasn’t asking you to make my ears bleed! I was asking you to bleed the radiator. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5645 and 1, and 2, and 3: heat it! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5646 I call it organic pipe heater. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5647 Enough with "Oh Danny boy" 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5648 But the S-S-S-anctus might just work with some Bob Fosse choreography. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5649 I’ve been attracted to experimenting with the steam punk modalities lately. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5650 That doesn’t sound anything like an ice cream truck. Try again. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5651 Can you radiate that sound on Sunday? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5652 This is the second biggest radiator organ I have ever seen! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5653 Warm their hearts! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5654 Do you think you could work up a little more steam for the Ave Maria? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5655 I asked you to incoporate music with more radiance. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5656 Na na na na, na na na na, hey, hey, hey, good-bye ... 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5657 I wonder what Bach would have done? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5658 Stop pumping! I think you connected the wrong pipes. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5659 No wonder why it's so "Hot in Herre." 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5660 whoa dud e i must be high or something that organ looks like a giant radiator haha lol i'm so high on weed 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5661 When I hit C# it starts to bang, and the super is nowhere to be found. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5662 Can you play a little more warmly? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5663 Is it sinful that I find much of Bach to be hot and steamy? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5664 Just be thankful we didn't go with the bong organ. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5665 Budget cuts Francis, everything must perform double duty. It does have a rather warm sound, don't you think? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5666 We thought with a little tinkering you could get rid of the knocking noise. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5667 We might as well roast a lamb while you play your hymn, Father. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5668 I’m warmed, and uplifted. Especially by the Clanking & Hissing crescendo at the end. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5669 Practical, but a bit under-ethereal. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5670 Do you play Hot Stuff? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5671 We all believe in heaven and hell, but during funerals we don't judge. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5672 I'll grant you it's an example of a "pipe organ," yes. But in the end... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5673 So now we can simultaneously give our church spirit AND BTUs. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5674 If we can attract a younger congregation, I guess the steampunk hymns are worth a try. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5675 Maybe NOW they will heard the message! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5676 I said NOT another Joe Henry song.... 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5677 My son, I've got a fever, and the only perscription is more radiator. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5678 Can you play "I've got steam heat?" 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5679 Let’s call it a small solar alternative keyboard. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5680 “Steam Heat” just is not high church. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5681 While you warm up, I think I'll diddle one of the altar boys. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5682 Very nice, Father, but what happens in the Spring when the boiler is off? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5683 I know its cheaper, but who turns the valve? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5684 Satan is a trickster. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5685 You’re playing that in F...? Try it in C. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5686 we could use an adjustment to the water pressure 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5687 So these are your new "rad" pipes? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5688 It's our new percussion section. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5689 Hmm. Hot Water Music is the title? Let's hear it. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5690 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5691 It was colder, but nicer, when we had the organ pipes. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5692 I said “radiate passion.” Not “pile on the radiator!” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5693 I was drawn by the warmth of the piece. Talk with Bill about the hissing and banging. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5694 I thought you said heat.. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5695 Kapellmeister, bringing the heat! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5696 Satan is sending up more heat. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5697 This is our new trump organ. It provides our congregants with the best discordant sound bits and not much else. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5698 Play something warm. Really fill up the room. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5699 you read Pope’s new encyclical on not fucking kids? i mean, i guess it’s well written but— 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5700 The melody is nice but the HAMMERING is Satanic! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5701 The harder you play, the warmer it gets. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5702 The donor insists on heavy metal, so crank up some Black Sabbath. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5703 I thought he was just a plumber of men's souls 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5704 It was a two for one deal. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5705 That thing only explodes when you've finished playing. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5706 This should get you fired up! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5707 Father, your playing is too hot. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5708 You really should go on tour 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5709 We really need a more organ-ic sound. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5710 I like to play everything con calore. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5711 It's time for some hot jazz! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5712 I bought it at Stephen Hawking's estate sale. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5713 Brother Vern, let God guide you. The heat is on... 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5714 I see you’re still rehearsing “Steam Heat.” 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5715 May I have a glass of water please, I have hot pipes? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5716 Father as you can see we are over heated. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5717 First it was folk masses. Now you want hot jazz? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5718 You say we found this on Craig's List?! 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5719 You always do a bang-up job, but can't you just tone it down a bit? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5720 Not radiator--Rohrpommer! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5721 The new Pipe organ looks great. It should work well in heating the Sanctuary on the off Day's ! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5722 It still hisses in the high range, maybe we should get a plumber in for a what see. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5723 Budget Cuts Sir. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5724 Do You Know, 'What Ever Lola Wants, Lola Gets?' 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5725 I said, "God, can't you get it to play any other tunes?" I didn't mean for you to take it literally. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5726 I think your problem is too much hot air. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5727 What do you think is the relationship between faith and pragmatism in the Orthodox church? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5728 I thought your sermons were getting a little cold and could use some heating up. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5729 You need to let off a little more steam. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5730 Beautiful tone but a lot of hissing and cranking noises can occur as well. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5731 And it's tempo-controlled. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5732 I don't care about sound quality complaints, it's heating the whole place! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5733 This is taking sustainable building to a whole new level 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5734 Have you HEARD how chilling some of these hymns are?! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5735 Using those pipes as bongs was probably a bad idea. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5736 So it's really more of a percussion instrument. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5737 Yes, but it's a moist sound 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5738 It hisses when you play B flat. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5739 I suppose it was the only way to get that 'bang' effect you wanted 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5740 Try some Metallica. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5741 it was built by a drop out from the Juilliard Gamelon program. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5742 The constant hissing gives it a really nice sound. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5743 Multitasking. Like you asked me to. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5744 I can live with the knocks. I can live with the sweats. But, I cannot live with the damn hisses that follow my sermons! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5745 "It's the same four chords over and over. How can you not know how to play "The Piano Man"? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5746 Your steampunk 'Missa Solemnis' was hot! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5747 This is what the collection money has been going towards for the past 10 years? So much for the Orphans in Haiti. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5748 How about a rendition of 'Steam Heat ' ? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5749 Father, you really know how to heat the pipes! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5750 It sounds good and it turns the warmer into wine. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5751 Your playing makes the whole church too hot, especially me. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5752 You call that a pipe organ??!! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5753 So this is your way of letting off steam about being celibate. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5754 I called 3-1-1. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5755 Yes, it really is rad bro. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5756 It's the hottest thing this year! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5757 " The parishners complained about the cool choir so I thought this would warm things up" !r 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5758 I seriously told you to stop asking me to play “Steamed Heat.” 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5759 M-m-m you think this will radiate the sound of the organ? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5760 Your music truly warms my soul. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5761 I wanted to make it seem like I had a 6-inch pianist 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5762 Hot Music? Beats a hot hereafter. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5763 Reverend Pat, we installed Skype over a week ago! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5764 "That clanking is the Devil, Father. Did you bleed it? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5765 Things are really heating up around your music! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5766 Hallelujah, that will bring them to their feet. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5767 Truly a leap of faith if ever I've seen one. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5768 I explained to you I wanted holier music - not hotter music... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5769 At least it's improved your playing 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5770 Sound too hot for Sunday Mass? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5771 Some people have the best organs! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5772 We're hoping you'll be playing something a little warmer from now on. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5773 Easy for you to say, but I get worn out pumping for both music and heat to fill this cathedral! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5774 Do you think we need hot sizzling music to bring back the crowds? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5775 Le Gospel Hot has a nice ring to it. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5776 1 ee, uh 2, ee 3a... heat it!| 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5777 I'm “You really steamed up the stained glass with that Handel. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5778 Well, yes, I did say I wanted the music to radiate more? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5779 They don't make 'em like they used to. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5780 Stay cool boy. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5781 While I do enjoy the song, I don't believe 'Feeling HOT! HOT! HOT!' is appropriate for our Parish. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5782 But sir, the church leaders said we had to radiate more warmth. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5783 Yes, I've heard of steam calliopies, but this doesn't strike me as heavenly. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5784 I plan to work on themes from The Pajama Game 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5785 "Now I can play 'Steam Heat" and all that jazz!' 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5786 I hope you're satisfied Johann but you're additional low D for this damn Passacaglia just Baroque the bank! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5787 It is not my fault. The clanking comes from all the air in the pipes. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5788 Tone it down a bit. We can't afford more windows! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5789 It certainly makes the place warm, but I can't stand those banging noises. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5790 Radiators, mount up. - Warren G 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5791 If this doesn't get God's attention we should join a new religion 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5792 But you said the youths like hot tracks? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5793 I'm pretty steamed about the knocking sound in these new dual-purpose pipes. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5794 Your interpretation of Bach's "Tocata and Kluge" radiates true devotion. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5795 That's one hot piece that you're playing 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5796 Your last piece kinda steamed the congregation... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5797 Play hssss for me, will you? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5798 Pray to find a piece for the organ that has lots of hissing and banging. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5799 Everything I play seems to have an odd ticking noise. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5800 The congregation says that the hymns don't heat them up quite like Gershwin. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5801 Put a little more steam in the toot. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5802 Can't we just use MIDI? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5803 The point of all this deacon was about his radiant love. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5804 I wanted something the whole room could hear. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5805 But what do we do in the Summer? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5806 Well you know what they say, God works in mysterious-“ “Don’t say it. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5807 Putting off a little steam? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5808 My dictation was "Let us pray for a Great Heater." Must have been a typo. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5809 Yes, gives it kind of a 'vintage' look 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5810 Steam sound, what a miracle. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5811 We're hoping that some hot jazz music will bring in more of the young faithful. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5812 Well, Father, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir has some serious compation now. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5813 Let me assure you steady altos, clear, high sopranos and resonating tenors is Old. Clank and shrieky whistles is Now, Wow, Wow. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5814 This is taking steampunk to ungodly levels. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5815 Daniel 3:19 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5816 Do you know “Let It Bleed”? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5817 I’ve written some new songs for Sunday. This one is called, ‘I’ve got my steam up over you, baby!’ 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5818 It's all about STEAM education these days. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5819 An added bonus of your new job--you can come by any time you want and let off some steam. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5820 So you think steamy music will boost church attendance? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5821 This new organ is a real gas to play...when I pull out all the stops the music really heats up! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5822 Wait, wait, don't tell me...it's a, it's a...God knows! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5823 Turn it down to about 68 degrees 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5824 divine inspiration meets renewable - scale to an energy source that will never freeze over 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5825 Its pronounced RAY-diator. Not RAD-iator. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5826 A monastic play on, 'Drop it like it's hot' 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5827 I needed more bass. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5828 Sssssssteam Heat? Couldn’t you just play J. S. Bach? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5829 Try bleeding it. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5830 A perfect compliment for this Sunday's theme, Le Bach Hot. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5831 Now this is the sort of motivational heat we've been looking for! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5832 Trying to catch God's ear? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5833 Think "Beach Wear"! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5834 I'm starting to feel a little warmer since you began to play, but can you please try to avoid those clunkers that shake the church and cause that blast of steam? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5835 Seems a little steamy for the church, can you tone it down? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5836 The super hasn't fixed it in two thousand years 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5837 I'm sorry, but your music only warms the soul. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5838 If it bleeds, it leads. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5839 It’s multifunctional...... I call it the the boiler-plate musical organ. It radiates both the music I play and the heat thereby produced. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5840 Now your cover of Sympathy for the Devil stands a chance. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5841 This isn't exactly the 'fire' I said we needed in our service. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5842 I ordered it, because I wanted something in the church with more than one purpose. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5843 We appreciate your desire to heat the nave using the waste steam from the organ, but it's having the unfortunate side-effect of making it uncomfortably warm whenever you play the Bach fugues. Also, the high notes are a little thin. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5844 Novel, but it might not appeal to parishioners in old buildings. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5845 Play to win. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5846 I regret telling you to pipe down. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5847 Who let the air out? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5848 Yep-steam and coal is coming back-big time! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5849 Be sure not to steam up Father Studley during Consecretion. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5850 Hell Hath No Fury in b-minor 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5851 Just giving a little AC to JC, huh? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5852 As long as it helps the environment. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5853 Well besides the terrible clacking sound I really think its going to heat up our homilies 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5854 Send it back; I need eight pipes. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5855 Let's see if you can radiate some real hot holy music now that we've updated our organ. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5856 Nice processional. It really warmed the crowd. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5857 The Bishop wants you to play "Sssssteam Heat" 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5858 Can you play "Twinkle, twinkle little star"? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5859 We had an energy audit and got an amazing rebate for these steam pipes! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5860 Hot, Hot, Hot On A Thing” is catchy, but I’m not sure the Chi-Lites are right for Easter services. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5861 Do you know, “Can’t You Hear Me Knockin’”? 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5862 Your the one who told me that the pipes were blocked, so I called a plumber. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5863 This will definitely warm up the choir much quicker, and together we’ll enjoy a radiant future. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5864 Not only did we made a mint selling gold-plated organ pipes, but this giant radiator will cut our heating bill in half. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5865 Holy Hot Hallelujah, Brother Batman! 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5866 Collection plate money well spent. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5867 Would G Clef overcome the heat? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5868 With our new sponsorship you will be listed as the “Carrier Radiologist” 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5869 Remember, this place is rent controlled. From the top, a few degrees higher! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5870 Father Jonathon, you have just broken 4 more of our classic stained glass windows. Could you please cut the volume down to 'FF' for the next hymn? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5871 Do you know, "Roll Out the Barrel?" 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5872 Funny, I always thought it was forced air. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5873 As conversion experiences go this is rather heavy-handed and overheated, but if you drew the the youth in with some steamy teen pop love tunes that would be divine. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5874 God will be fine... but it might scare off some of the angels. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5875 The rattle and hiss will make a great backdrop for my steamy sermon. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5876 Thou shalt not play the pipes and bleed the organ. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5877 I knew we could put all that hot water your playing around got us into to good use. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5878 You’re going to play us right into Hades, John. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5879 I guess secular philosophy had it right-it IS a lot of hot air 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5880 That one is a bit too steamy for Vespers. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5881 We're hoping this new calliope stop will be a twofor: nostalgia for our seniors and a hint of irreverent whimsy for the younger crowd. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5882 I’m pleased to inform you that you have passed the audition. However, we like to keep it down around 65 degrees, when not in service. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5883 ITHOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING GET UP TO SPEED. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5884 Watch out for those high notes. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5885 It's the scale not the sound that counts. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5886 This is not my pipe dream! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5887 Radiant!? I thought you said... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5888 You may want to play faster, it’s been a cold crowd. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5889 "Well maybe this transplant will work". 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5890 It sounds a bit hissy to me. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5891 Hmmm, perhaps we should have gone with the hot air system. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5892 I thought I told you,'no hot jazz!' 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5893 'Trying to let off a little steam?' 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5894 Good, this music will wake 'em up! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5895 Did Mike Mulligan have anything to do with this? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5896 It's turbocharged. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5897 Easter Mass is going to be heated... bro. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5898 I'm quite sure you will be able to hammer that choral partita out 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5899 I said, "Play something with a BEAT." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5900 It's the closet thing I could find that sounds like a choir of angels. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5901 I think your music is melting the sinners. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5902 Do it right, Father Ember, and you'll heat 30,000 homes. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5903 Well…, alright, if that really lets you get some steam off. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5904 That Toccata and Fugue was seriously hot. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5905 I've never heard Bach's Toccata and Hiss played better. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5906 it's the hot new thing. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5907 I’m happy we got it but I think people are gonna overstay... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5908 I knew the metric system would bite me someday, but this does help with our high ceilings. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5909 For heaven’s sake, let’s go one more time from the top... this time with a bit more umph!! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5910 I wish this wasn't the only way to hear this place up. Don't stop now it's freezing in here! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5911 The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5912 Yes, my son, the days of playing a small stove are over. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5913 Well, it was this or boogie-woogie.. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5914 Well now, tell me, are we expecting company ? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5915 It is hard to warm up on this piano... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5916 And on the 4th day He created the stars, sun, moon, and central boilers. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5917 It looks like a giant Jeep! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5918 You call that an organ? You must be an Mechanical Engineer! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5919 Yes, I approved ordering an Oldenburg organ, I just didn't know it was THAT Oldenburg. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5920 There's a band from New Orleans called the "Radiators". You'll fit right in. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5921 Father, I'm not into organized radiators 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5922 If only my sermons were as effective 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5923 You're not supposed to "bring the heat" on Sundays Sebastian. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5924 It's a subwoofer, we're trying to appeal to the younger crowd. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5925 The Bishop wants you to update the holy Top Ten before Sunday’s services. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5926 This is what happens when you warm-up too much! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5927 So much more pleasant than the old locomotive organ. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5928 Bring the heat. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5929 The plans got switched. Sure, the organ's a write off but the heating plays Amazing Grace. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5930 Your convection while playing Ava Maria really makes these pipes radiator spirit. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5931 It’s cold. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5932 As soon as Father Hines finishes the homily, bring in da heat. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5933 How about 'Steam Heat' from The Pajama Game? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5934 It's still to noisy. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5935 Oh good. I see we've replaced the car alarm organ. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5936 We've come a long way from the guitar Mass. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5937 Shake, rattle, and heat up the pews. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5938 Yes, it has a larger aura, but I wonder if using it might contradict the global warming concerns of some in our congregation. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5939 it sounds terrible but it heats the whole room 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5940 Father, did I ever told you I once owned a 1967-1968 Mercury Cougar XR-7? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5941 About these imported steel pipes, Harold, I believe I believe I need to change my sermon just a bit. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5942 The congregation requested a radiant background not radiator. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5943 I see why they've been saying 'That organ player is hot!' 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5944 No, you can play 'The Heat is On' during mass. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5945 This request came from NYCHA residents 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5946 Old hymns? More like cold hymns. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5947 The clanking should be in F#.... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5948 This is great. It's warm while we're singing, and they stay awake during my sermons. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5949 It's an American design. It'll warm up on you. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5950 Parishioners are on their cells -- the Holy Spirit needs to radiate. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5951 'In Heaven Everything is fine' Shes still in there somewhere! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5952 Playing the "Black Sabbath" ditty again were we? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5953 The younger crowd should go for our hotter than hell music. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5954 That ought to heat up your organ. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5955 Greg, that was radiant. Can you play "Oh Cecelia" one more time? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5956 Playing Midnight Oil again? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5957 Hmm, it didn't seem so large online. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5958 Well I'll be go to hell. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5959 So this is that new pipe organ you prayed for. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5960 I call this one John 3.B 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5961 you think it's trying to tell us something? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5962 You might want to turn it down for the 11 O'clock service, we had several complaints about smoldering parishioners from the last mass. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5963 The church is going green, so play until the next heating shift gets here. And wait til you see the air conditioning system! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5964 Mm. Warm tone indeed. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5965 Finally, that clankier sound we have been seeking for our congregation... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5966 I think this hydraulophone is not what I had in mind. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5967 The contractor said steam was better than hot air thru the pipes. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5968 Oh, I see it has helped you warm up for your performance. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5969 Father, what do you think about this radiator organ ? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5970 SINCE WHEN DID THE LITURGY INCLUDE SELECTIONS FROM”THE PAJAMA GAME”? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5971 The way you play warms my heart. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5972 Ready for Disney Hall? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5973 It plays HOT music 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5974 It's steaming the stained glass. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5975 Not sure this is what they mean by 'hot gospel'! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5976 It's a whole new way to pedal! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5977 Great idea to reduce our energy bill 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5978 Great. The steam looks like Spinal Tap brought dry ice to the service. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5979 Let off a little steam this Sunday 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5980 Hmmmm. . . , that sounds okay but try it without the 'hissing stop'. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5981 Tootin' joy and tootin' hope, this is called a cal-li-ope. But they call me Cal-li-o-pe. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5982 Oh God, I got steam heat... 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5983 Hmmm ... maybe try playing 'Toccata and Fuoco' 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5984 We got steam heat but I need your love to keep me warm! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5985 The Franciscans left their mark on St. Marks, but you can take frugality too far. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5986 Are you saying I should heat up my sermons a Bit? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5987 Hssst, clank, rattle, bang, groan - in 3 octaves! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5988 Think of the hammering as your built-in rhythm machine. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5989 Your interpretation is Rad! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5990 Can you believe they use the same pipes? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5991 Jury still out on where we get the steam? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5992 U.S. Boiler Company? I didn't know they made pipe organs! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5993 They did say that they were sending a redneck priest who could fix anything. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5994 Sadly, his end is now... 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5995 This song is pure fire 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5996 Can it be tuned to 80 degrees? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5997 play sonata in A chilly flat... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5998 You don't know any 'hot licks', do you? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5999 Play the song that radiates your love of God 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6000 Worship should be interesting. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6001 Make Me A Channel Of Your Heat 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6002 Mind if we turn down the heat? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6003 The sound radiate but looks like heck 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6004 I doubt this is what the Bishop was thinking when he Wanted a Monnheim Steam roller sound. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6005 Have you tried turning up the heat? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6006 Love those hot licks you're puttin' down. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6007 Have I mentioned that our water bill was unexpectantly high last month? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6008 Monsignor Ray Deator this is not what I ordered... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6009 When we were ordering the new organ pipes, we should have got a lawyer to review the contract fine print. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6010 That high pitched hissing sound is much more tolerable than I anticipated. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6011 "We can charm them with music and then please them with hot tea." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6012 Just keep up with the clanking and nobody will notice. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6013 We’re capturing the mood. Less Chorale and more Sturm and Drang. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6014 It resonates with the congregation. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6015 Yes, but it appears we've lost another parishioner to heat prostration 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6016 We have to draw the line on open-mindedness somewhere. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6017 We probably could've satirized the idea that organized religion is nothing but hot air in a more organic way. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6018 Steam Heat? Steam Heat? ...The bride wanted a wedding march, my son. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6019 It is all 'bout that bass, no treble 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6020 I just want to give them a little sample of the wages of sin. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6021 I don’t think this is what they meant by “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.” 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6022 It's a pfffst movement! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6023 Our latest abuse scandal has really been getting some heat. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6024 Oh, so THAT'S where the radiator from the high school gym went! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6025 We’re attracting more young people by playing Black Sabbath’s Heaven and Hell in heavy metal. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6026 Could you play "Steam Heat?" 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6027 Please understand, this is the only way our parish can possibly justify paying you for your services. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6028 We only have spare seats in first class, keep going. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6029 I thought the heat would help me pastorize. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6030 These old radiators hiss like the devil. So play like the devil when the occasion permits. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6031 We’re hoping it produces warmer, more radiant emissions. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6032 We’re hot! You’re not! Your church ain’t diddlysquat! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6033 I really think this is the best organ ever built for playing Latin music. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6034 My sermon was going to turn the heat up. This should help them get the point. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6035 ‘Again, if two lie together, they keep warm, but how can one keep warm alone?’ Ta-da! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6036 This way we can heat the building for free during services. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6037 As long as it can play "For All the Saints Who From Their Labors Rest", I don't care what it looks like. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6038 You said we needed to reach the masses outside of the church walls! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6039 But what does it sound like in summer? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6040 The Super Mario Brothers did a complete restoration of the pipes. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6041 Things are really going to start heating up here with this Sunday's sermon 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6042 As the kid's say, "I'm comin' with that heat." 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6043 I’m not compensating for anything, it’s got a great sound. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6044 That’s no match for purgatory’s temperature. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6045 I like what you have done here. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6046 This is so "Rad"! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6047 If this is your idea of a ghetto ministry, think again. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6048 This should put some steam into your playing! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6049 Do YOU hear a hiss? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6050 But Father John, people were complying that the baptismal font was too cold. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6051 Play a Tweet. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6052 Play it again Sam...but this time play it hotter!" 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6053 Feel the heat. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6054 I am. Getting so hot. I’m gonna take my robe off. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6055 This console is actually a thermostat. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6056 You played it for Him, you can play it for me. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6057 Ply Bach’s cantata for steam organ! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6058 The forecast is calling for a Nor’easter, so try to play the chorale preludes in half-time on Sunday. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6059 What? No Sh’ma? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6060 I've never cared for Bach. Sounds like a teapot. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6061 You said the music should radiate the soul . 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6062 If you can't find a hot key combination for a direct line for help, we'll try prayer again. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6063 A radiator has thin-walled tubes and flowing gas. An organ has pipes and compressed air. Ah! The fusion of heat and music! More parishioners during cold winters! I am calling Shark Tank! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6064 The truck with your "banging wrench" has just arrived. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6065 The Catholic Church is already under enough heat these days. I'm really not sure what you're hoping to accomplish other than actually sweating them out of church for good. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6066 Bring home the heat, Father 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6067 Stop complaining about the renovations Ted, we have to cut costs however we can to pay for all the lawsuits. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6068 Heavenly music on a hell-hot organ! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6069 Well , it will certainly heat up the pipes! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6070 I thought we could both blow hot air. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6071 It's a calliope. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6072 If it's out of tune do you bang on the pipes? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6073 When I asked in your interview how well you lay pipe it was about your cock, idiot. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6074 And that’s how you draw in members from the cold. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6075 I hope you don't mind a little whistling with the music. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6076 Can you play it with a little less heat? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6077 Does this mean that our worship services will have only hot music? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6078 It reminds me of the 11 on Spinal Tap's amplifier. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6079 Is it supposed to sound like that? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6080 What, I'm just blowing hot air. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6081 Although you are a straight organist, Father thinks you're pretty hot. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6082 Keep crushing those keys, Raymond....that sound is HOT! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6083 I'm getting really steamed having to listen to that all day. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6084 You can see why my playing radiates spirituality. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6085 We’re constantly feeling the heat. Best to get used to it. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6086 A Russian, a Jew and a Mexican walk into a bar... 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6087 I said to make your music radiate. Bravo! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6088 It may be practical but can it hit the low notes? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6089 Be sure to play the gurgles with heavenly strength. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6090 Now this is just as lazy and absurd as a caption contest. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6091 And the Lord said, "Let the warmth radiate throughout the congregation." 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6092 Can I assume that Mr. Bill Gates was chilly at services yesterday? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6093 It may clank a little when you first start it up, but that'll stop after a while. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6094 Your playing is a bit steamy for this place, don't you think? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6095 Remember to wait until the collection basket to pump up the psalms. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6096 We've been getting complaints about the loud whistling. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6097 The congregation has complained that you're not rocking hard enough. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6098 That should add warmth to the Christmas Mass! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6099 Does it blow bubbles too? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6100 He was always so full of death. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6101 Man you were really in heat! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6102 radiate truth, hide the organ. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6103 Well, I did pray saying that it seemed that the collection plate was fuller on warm days. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6104 Ok, now crank out In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly to show your multicultural depth. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6105 Rusting cast iron has a certain populist appeal. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6106 I am trying out an urban sound our congregation can relate to. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6107 "My candid opinion? Warm gift from Plumbers Amalgamated, but creaks, impossible to tune, scarce music in three-quarters of an octave." impossible to tune, scarce music in three quarters of an octave. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6108 Damn! That song was hot... 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6109 Best way to radiate heat and sound during services. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6110 I can get these pipes hot because before I became a minister I played for years in a really hot jazz band. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6111 I am getting soooo hot, I wanna take my clothes off..... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6112 RADIATING energy to the Cosmos, OK I get it! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6113 Yes, it sounds hot as hell, I'm just worried about the gas bill 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6114 You've got the kind of talent that'll keep people up at night. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6115 Organ," brother Crapper. I said "steam organ. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6116 It gives Chopsticks a hauntingly ethereal feeling. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6117 It cuts down on the utility bill. Can you play 'Steam Heat'? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6118 Stick to playing football because playing the piano is not your thing 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6119 Knocking radiators always wake me, maybe they'll wake God. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6120 All set for the Bach recital? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6121 Our choir is really gonna bring the heat this Sunday! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6122 You really play a hot organ, don't you? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6123 This hot tune is gonna rise to number one. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6124 I wish my congregation had an organ this radiating! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6125 It's my Google doodle for World Pipe Organ Day. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6126 Yes, Father, it's called S.T.E.A.M. The M stands for Music. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6127 I want music that bleeds. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6128 What about the bass? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6129 It's just how we roll in Duluth. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6130 Not only does it warm both the music AND the cathedral itself, you don't have to call the super to fix it! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6131 ...and, if you push this key, it puts out a steamin' rendition of "Shake, Rattle, and Roll". 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6132 They ran out of pipes...both rattle so what's the difference? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6133 It's what you get when your HVAC contractor is from Texas. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6134 Sorry, you didn't get the job. You just don't have the pipes. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6135 Stephen Hawking is greeted by Einstein at the diner, 'The Black Hole,' favored by physicists in heaven. Einstein says to Hawking: 'This place is great; the only rule is that we don't play dice.' 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6136 It's all about the stops, really- as in 'Stop, stop, Dear God, please make it stop'. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6137 Hey, I like its double function; but to replace our old organ, the radiator's fins will need to be trimmed to different heights. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6138 That's not what I meant when I said 'make the Requiem feel a bit warmer.' 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6139 You said 'pipes,' I got pipes and saved a bundle to boot! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6140 You think tonight you could maybe play some cooler songs? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6141 Do you know "Hail to the Chief" -- in reverse? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6142 And then I said 'Lord, if just part of the church could grow...' 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6143 They say The Church is cold. Let's play a different tune. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6144 J.S. Bach's concerts really do sound different when you play him on a well-tempered organ 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6145 I said your organ playing should be 'radiant' -- not 'radiator'! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6146 Thank God you ordered this before the tariffs on imported steel took effect. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6147 Shrill whistle is about the only thing I can do. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6148 Not to be unkind or crass, but this will definitely reduce our premiums. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6149 We have to ask ourselves if Johann Sebastian Bach would approve. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6150 Waste not, want not. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6151 Try again. Your glissando has an annoying lisp. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6152 It just depends what you like, warm versus neutral sound quality. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6153 It looks impressive, but it gets so hot that halfway through mass our last organist burst into flames. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6154 Those are some pretty hot sounds coming out of that loaner! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6155 It's our way of adhering to the 11th Commandment: Thou shalt lay down hot licks. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6156 - It is amazing, but somebody from the Heaven has paid the heat bills 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6157 Your pipes are not yet hot 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6158 Tell me, brother, can you play chords to hymns on the pipes? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6159 Don't you think the music will be a little too hot? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6160 I thought we could warm the chuch wth fiery music 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6161 Organist: "I've got..cling cling..fsssss steam heat! I've got....." Priest: "Pajama Game?... Really?!? In Lent?" 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6162 I just talked to the landlord... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6163 Your version of "Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring" is a bit too steamy for the 10 o'clock crowd. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6164 OMG! These new progressive lenses are the Bomb 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6165 I love the dual efficiency of the pipes, but where’s my pedalboard? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6166 I wrote some new lyrics: "The organ's connected to the radiator. The radiator's connected to the water heater. Now hear the word of the Lord." 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6167 I bought it online. It's the Amazon Grace model. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6168 No, no, Henry. They meant your keyboard technique. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6169 In my vision, God told me to bring the hear. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6170 But isn't it going to get pretty hot for our summer services? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6171 You must admit the timbre of the old pipes in this building lacked any semblance of warmth. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6172 We have to cancel the serivce; the steam plant blew this morning. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6173 1) "What are you worried about? No one will know the difference." 2) "Don't knock it until you try it." 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6174 The sounds from it really heat up the choir! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6175 It's warmer, but it leaves something missing in regard to the choir. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6176 Yo DJ Pretty Fingers, bring the heat. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6177 The heat's too sharp in here. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6178 Do you know Wonderwall? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6179 Just like your sermons, Father. Lots of hot air. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6180 JUST PLAY THAT "LET' CLEAR THE PIPES FOR THE LORD" AGAIN 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6181 Well, because the church's interior was 'chilling', and your organ-playing wasn't. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6182 I guess you play hot music 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6183 And pray, you've harmonized the prattle into sound waves offering a vision of eternity. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6184 Water cooling allows us to play twenty percent louder without any hint of throttling. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6185 Vox populi, vox dei? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6186 It may be big, but we'll never need to replace any tiny broken parts. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6187 Let me show you what is big heat music is. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6188 Yeah, I hear it. Cracking the window should help. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6189 They promised us that if you play really, really loud, the heat will reach all the way back to the narthex. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6190 A gift from God! It provides heat, wine and iTunes. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6191 softly and ever so sweetly 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6192 That's pretty hot. But the contract specified forced air. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6193 Will bubbles come out like on the Lawrence Welk Show? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6194 Ready for the Blue Man benefit, I see? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6195 Do you know “Burn, Baby, Burn, Disco Inferno”? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6196 We plan on singing "Unnerving Clanking and Whistling at 3 am" tomorrow. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6197 This old system is very inefficient, but it makes heavenly music come wintertime. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6198 It's no pipe organ, but there's no drafts in our belfry. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6199 Very nice, but I'm pretty sure "Music of the Angels" doesn't call for that clanking sound. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6200 When I said "Steam Pipe Organ" I had something with a great range in mind. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6201 The best way to help them let off steam following my next sermon! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6202 That psalm really warms my heart. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6203 No, George - I said our organ needs to sound more populist, not just warmer. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6204 Dont forget to show emotion during the heat of the song! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6205 Are you playing The Pipes of Peace ? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6206 Yes, Father, I did say to cool it with the organ. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6207 Your high notes are a bit hissy. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6208 It's the best we could do with the budget cuts. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6209 That's not what I meant by playing things a little hotter 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6210 This is what comes from playing hot jazz, huh? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6211 Well that ought to radiate god's light.. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6212 Hisser. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6213 They don't do a thing: it has a mind of its own. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6214 Dad, do you think it will amplify my notes enough that reach our politicians? ..and I can go to school again! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6215 Not quite my temperature. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6216 This should make our hymns sizzle! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6217 Yeah, it’s a great song, but I’m sick and tired of ‘Steam Heat!’ 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6218 You haven’t heard the knocking yet! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6219 The nuns require a cooler sound. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6220 If nothing else, this should put some sizzle into this mornings service. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6221 What in Heaven’s name were you thinking ordering the “Hot Pipes” conversion for the organ? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6222 Your improvisation is really heating up the Pontiff. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6223 Look, I know the meek inherit the earth, but you should've said something when they were installing it. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6224 ‘Your last music director said you could “bring the heat” to our Parish.’ 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6225 Where’s the laundry? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6226 ?? If I had a Hammer...?? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6227 Enough banging already! Hot enough as it is. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6228 I assume there will be more a cappella repertoire this summer. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6229 That certainly heats up the hymns. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6230 "Elon Musks space heater". 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6231 It's a new steaming app. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6232 You did say we should get a steam organ. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6233 At last it got him too! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6234 Amazing how your hot licks on 'Nearer to God' produces such cozy warmth, 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6235 Trying to let off some steam? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6236 And you think this is less sinful than cool jazz? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6237 I believe now the music will radiate even louder! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6238 But we don't use "Johnny One Note" much here. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6239 That last hymn was rad. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6240 I hope the occasional banging scares the kids away? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6241 Hymmmn. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6242 Please accept my apologies but your lack of musical talent has our parish steaming. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6243 We don't want to eclipse God. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6244 I said "amazing grate" not 'Amazing Grace'. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6245 Religious music should warm both the body and soul.6 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6246 Who will you find to bang the pipes? I think it’s just too rad for this congregation. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6247 The joke is, this is how I let off steam. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6248 The bishop wants piped music with a warm quality. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6249 It's a little clanky, especially the bass note. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6250 I hope to fill the congregation with warm radiation. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6251 It's March. Play something warm. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6252 Your playing is a touch wheezy, a mite thumpy, and totally metallic. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6253 He did say he needed the funds for a new radiator 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6254 When I asked you to warm up the pipes a little... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6255 The mice will adore you, Sivi. Packed crowd every night. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6256 I knew that organ salesman was full of hot air. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6257 I appreciate you creativity, but your idea will steam the congregation. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6258 How did they get this in ? Came down from the top . 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6259 For Almighty’s sake, play something hot! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6260 It's the newest model MultiTasker - it plays a different kind of register. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6261 I know the bishop told us to.....turn the heat up on our members...but I'm not sure this is what he had in mind...... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6262 I understand you figured out a way to reach that high C ? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6263 Did you touch my thermostat? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6264 Yes, but the really steamy open diapason makes up for its clunky appearance. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6265 Drafty? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6266 The sonority is wonderful, but the rhythm is out of whack. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6267 The unbelieving world finds the sound simply unbelievable. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6268 Yo, Lil Hymn Dawg—you play some hot pipes, man. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6269 So, why did we spend 8,000 dollars on a piano powered heater? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6270 NOT YET... but SOON TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC ! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6271 Can’t you play the Song of Solomon just a tad less steamy? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6272 Don’t worry, it’s soul powered. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6273 Your hissing and pinging are serviceable, Mrs. Cravits, but the explosive bangs are startling the choir. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6274 The acoustics are fair, but it gives me such a warm feeling. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6275 Can you try not banging the keys so hard? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6276 So, let me get this straight. This instrument was created for playing tunes from "Fire and Fury?" 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6277 If the house is a rockin, the radiator's knockin 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6278 I still say the old pipes had more....ah...peal. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6279 I'm not sure if the congregation will warm up to such steamy renditions that you usually only hear in Unitarian Church. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6280 It’s a Watt Steam Organ. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6281 We'll need some boogie-woogie to warm this place up. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6282 I’m failing to register the meaning of this. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6283 We'll need to make do with this until the Easter collection basket. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6284 Not sure what to tell you, it sounded righteous in warm-up. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6285 That might be a little too hot. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6286 Chords of discontent my brother! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6287 It's a bit percussiony. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6288 We got complaints that your playing of the Dante Sonata was too cool, not reflective of the punishment of hell, the "eternal fire" 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6289 It’s called a hot pipe organ. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6290 Monsignor, I'm pedaling as fast as I can! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6291 I can only presume, Father, you're going ahead with your heavy metal sermons. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6292 Great idea, but the church is getting too warm. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6293 Nice job! .... but not sure it should be finale?.....maybe encore? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6294 I told him not to run with that scythe 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6295 I was wondering what happened to my piccolo. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6296 turn it down, we don't want to overheat the place. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6297 Priest “What is that smell coming from??” Organist “I believe the wind pipe just broke” 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6298 So this is how you blow off steam 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6299 I’m steamed! Your playing doesn’t radiate enough joy. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6300 Hell says it’s only 102°. Can you pick up the tempo? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6301 Try inagodadavida to warm things up 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6302 When I asked for a pipe organ, I did not expect a steam pipe organ. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6303 I know playing with organs is out, but I think maybe you've gone too far 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6304 It certainly radiates a fluid musical sound and it is compatible with our sustainability initiative. I am just hesitant that condensation may be problem for some parishioners. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6305 The tone is great, but assure me again that it's not powered by the fires of Hades. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6306 Seated one day at the organ...Oh, now I get it... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6307 Now perhaps you will radiate with a little more compassion. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6308 That's good. But do you have anything more jolting in a clang major, with a hissing minor, which you can play during the most spiritually intimate part of the service? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6309 But couldn't we go bigger? We're trying to channel the fear of God, and right now I'm only getting the fear of a loud wrong note. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6310 It is a steam organ, after all. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6311 Don’t play Jesus Loves The Little Children until things cool down. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6312 Too hot. Hot Damn. Call the police and the fireman. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6313 Hm, we're going to need a really big pair of handcuffs. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6314 You took it way too seriously when I said you radiate positive energy. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6315 Because He's been a bit hard of hearing lately. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6316 Another Scientology donation said it gives off too much heat. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6317 Could we get the pipes a bit larger? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6318 It adds to the illusion. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6319 Just try not to get to a feverish pitch. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6320 I said more beat, not heat. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6321 Try that rattle in C Minor instead 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6322 This will identify our sinners. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6323 Can you play "We'll have a hot time in the old town tonight?" 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6324 Your solo may heat up those who tend to snooze during my homily. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6325 So, this is for one of Mr. Bach's hot compositions? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6326 It's a little flat to heart this place 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6327 Your music radiates devotion. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6328 I like contemporary, but must the choir reprise "Pajama Game" again? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6329 The man upstairs, Frank, says his clanks all night like an organ too. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6330 We have to be prepared, the Holy Spirit can somtimes let in a draft. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6331 I'm afraid your organ playing is too steamy for church. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6332 ...All that, just so the congregation can see the note you're playing? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6333 I'm not sure that this is what the children are referring to, when they say that a new song is "hot." 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6334 Could you get the sup. to turn up the heat? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6335 For sure, this will turn up the heat on them 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6336 I think these pipes do sound better! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6337 Tell the super to send up steam. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6338 Heat and noise on maximum, and ignore the screams below. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6339 This next hymnal is going to be hot, luckily you’re just radiating confidence today. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6340 What? I'm writing music. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6341 Olé Olé, Feelin hot hot hot...Olé Olé Feelin hot hot hot.... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6342 Try it once more, but this time without the dust bunnies. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6343 Father Jim, I see you're planning on playing some hot tunes for midnight Mass. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6344 I thought that a pre-modernist look would give it a touch of class. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6345 I thought maybe playing some old hot licks could get us the converts back. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6346 Forgive our debts, as we forgive our debters. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6347 “I’ll open with “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” and segue into “Steam Heat” from Pajama Game. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6348 It'll do. Now what about the brimstone? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6349 Power the organ. Cover the broken pane. Warm the nave. Genius! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6350 Doesn't have quite the same, rich tones, does it, Father? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6351 'Radiant..' you said, '..the organ needs to be more radiant' so..." "Actually Paul, I said 'Inspired'" "AhH! It's a drafty old church, Bob! 7 years! I've got four layers already under these robes! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6352 Do you know ''It's 3 a.m. and I hear you knocking''? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6353 That's not what I had in mind when I encouraged you to "turn up the heat" on your music. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6354 Lower keys please. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6355 I think these money-saving measures have gotten a bit out of hand. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6356 Yes, it does seem to favor the lower notes. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6357 They can sweat to Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell." That should set them on the righteous path once and for all. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6358 I hope you've put as much faith in St. Peter's list as you have in Craigslist. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6359 I know we are wearing robes, but The Pajama Game may be too racy for this church. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6360 you've gaslighted me for the last time. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6361 Did you know I played on Hot Organ Hits of the ‘90s? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6362 Wow Steve, you are on fire! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6363 Your hymns are quite radiating 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6364 The portable heater to play your hottest songs 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6365 Put that bach in my suite. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6366 Have you tried to bleed of Christ? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6367 Don’t blame the instrument. Your playing is what’s uncool. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6368 Try playing something hot. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6369 the last C minor was out of heat; the whole hymn will fall down in heavenly icicles 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6370 This one goes up to 11. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6371 It makes that hymn sound hotter than H-E-double-toothpicks! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6372 This is going to be THE definitive kombucha on tap recital this church has ever seen! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6373 When I asked the Vatican to provide heat fort the flock, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6374 It has a very homey sound. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6375 These new pipes take a little while to warm up 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6376 Good... just in time for our Radiators Tribute show on Sunday... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6377 It's hot as hell over here. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6378 we had to let the monkey go . He was a non believer 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6379 I've always loved you Brian. I have a condo in Montauk; run away with- oh jeez... this is a fire hazard, the trustees are gonna throw a fit. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6380 Good riddance! Now all I have is taxes. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6381 Your music radiates a divine warmth: truly a Godsend for my cold feet. Praise be to the Gas Company. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6382 The cold water organ was flat. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6383 Peace be with you, my son, but let's wait until it hits 72 degrees. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6384 Why would they steal the over pressure valve? or, Need the pressure relief valve to hit high C. or, Cover it with a curtain and nobody will know. or, It sounds tinny without the Gothic cover. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6385 Your playing radiates warmth. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6386 I guess this will do in a pinch. It's always just blown hot air, anyway. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6387 It must be your fault that the choir sings "Tisssss the Season to be Jolly". 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6388 I guess we can add 'steamy hiss' to the fire and brimstone. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6389 It’s hissing! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6390 Aww, come on father. Now instead of asking to begin the Liturgy you can say "Let's turn up the heat!" 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6391 Warm me up? Cuz I'm COOL? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6392 Well, how’s that for a catch 22? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6393 Do you have to bleed the pipes with that skate key thing-y before it'll play? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6394 Sounds horrible. Maybe you can think of something else for your invention. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6395 I think Amazing Grace would be a good hymn to warm them up. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6396 You'll have to kick it up a step as the new dual system also heats the church! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6397 You're getting hella percussion out of that bad boy. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6398 Every time I play the chorus that valve opens and sucks it all away. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6399 It reminds me of a cute alter boy I once knew . . . . . 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6400 I want it a bit bigger and maybe functional 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6401 Well it looks like all the music will be hot and loud. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6402 It's a radiant piece of work, all right. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6403 St. Patrick was a licensed plumber who tuned this organ with a pipe wrench, lying on his side. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6404 Well you weren't going to play any Miles Davis anyway. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6405 Fade away and radiate. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6406 It's just different type of waves. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6407 Now that's a hot tune ! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6408 I understand you don't like electronic music, but this is ridiculous 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6409 I wonder if we could crank up the heat and crank down the volume. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6410 Look how fugue it it is! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6411 Father, the congregation has mentioned that your organ music is a tad monotonal. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6412 It's for my 'Birth of the Hot' album. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6413 When the Bishop requested "Drive the Cold Winter Away," he was talking about the hymn! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6414 Adding the windmill to the steeple will give us a regular supply of water. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6415 Aren't steam organs usually calliopes? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6416 That new pipe organ is really “rad”. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6417 Organ music is melodious, not hot. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6418 We had a choice between this and a samovar for the renovation. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6419 The clanking happens every 15 minutes, so make sure to time your piece accordingly. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6420 It has a tug whistle stop. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6421 Will be performing Silent Night? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6422 You radiate talent. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6423 Tone it down a bit. You've letting off too much steam. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6424 I shudder to think how much repairs would cost if this breaks down. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6425 It came with my subscription to 'Hot Hymn Herald 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6426 And where did your inspiration come from? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6427 I'm afraid that rendition was a bit too steamy for our little country diocese. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6428 Father Murphy the way things are going this new organ has a supersonic drone delivery system that goes directly upstairs! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6429 All your notes sound the same now 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6430 "It on responds to Satanic polkas"./ 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6431 It was a great deal Father. We got it for half off at the flea market. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6432 Big organs scare the little boys Sam! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6433 I got Steam Heat? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6434 You have the rattle part down. We need a lot more shake and roll. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6435 Your playing really warms the soul. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6436 " Pedal-pushers will maximize the steam coming from your organ ". 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6437 I still think it sounds like God is hissing at us. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6438 Well, father Stringfellow, I see you have found a solution to our lack of pipe organ air supply ! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6439 The congregation is warmed by your service. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6440 Dead is dead. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6441 I'll tell 'em to shovel more coal in the burner. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6442 Maybe we should re-think the warm and inviting music idea. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6443 If you can play anything with these pipes, it will be a miracle! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6444 Is this your idea, father, of a steam calliope? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6445 Steam Cleaning will not fix that B flat Father Joe. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6446 This model offered the infinite warranty. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6447 The specifications got mixed up in the machine shop. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6448 This is one way to get mass turnt up 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6449 It may look antiquated, but it runs off twitter feed energy. Problem is it causes this thing to play mostly low notes. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6450 When I asked for some hot music, I did not mean that! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6451 Knock yourself out. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6452 Try something more lively. Lately, you've been running out of steam. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6453 It was a choice between Vox Human and freezing to death. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6454 You will be fired if you don't have better notes 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6455 Will it generate enough heat for the entire week? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6456 Farther, some like it hot! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6457 Looks as though we might need a plumber! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6458 On the other hand, you should be able to produce the sound of an authentic steam engine whistle 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6459 George is ready to audition on the rare steampunk house organ. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6460 Modest pyrotechnics. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6461 Less feeling. Start again 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6462 Can you play "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6463 Wow, that must make quite a racket when someone wants more heat! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6464 Tripple purpose. Now you keep us warm, and add clanks and bangs to your repertoire. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6465 I said get a pipe organ,not a "steam pipe organ." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6466 I was inspired by my wife's hot yoga class! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6467 No, I'm not ok. I think I'm trippin'. Rubba ma gumma with yo bigga bad bumma. Is that tongue tied? Is that hand felt? Is that you undertouched? Rip at my shimnit ladder dude caint.... Dickweed! Ballbag Claude, ballbag. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6468 The CUBS CALLED HARRY THEY NEED YOU . 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6469 I thought it would be a good metaphor for God: Big and Unknown 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6470 It's the only pipe organ our tight parish budget could afford, but it guarantees radiating exceptional congregational warmth. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6471 Yeah, but can you play Sweet Loraine. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6472 Wears the wood, doesn't it? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6473 I know we are trying to save money on a pipe organ AND heat, but...a radiator? Really?! 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6474 I only know how to play 'It's getting hot in here.' 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6475 Things are heating up around here. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6476 BOY YOU CAN GET SOME HOT SOUNDS FROM THAT. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6477 Apparently, He accidentally knocked on his own door. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6478 We're in the running for most eco-friendly house of worship, so we've switched to organ-powered heat. It's a close race -- I hear Temple Beth-Israel shuts off their electricity every Saturday. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6479 It's a little flat to heart this place 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6480 Try some jazz to keep 'em hot. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6481 Just wait till you hear the choir perform "Steam Heat." 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6482 It lacks a human element. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6483 Fuck I wish I could fire you. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6484 I know Easter is early this year, Father, but it's Christ who's doing the rising not the parish heating bill. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6485 Emission control devices affect everything these days, but can the super make it louder? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6486 Maybe we should sync better with the dilation. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6487 It's great for playing knock-and-hiss hymns. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6488 When we get to the communion hymn, I want you to really crank it up. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6489 The tone's a bit flat, but the sound is radiant. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6490 Play something cool for mass today. The activists are on me to acknowledge the church's role in global warming. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6491 You know, if you had simply saved all the money you spent on these papier-mâché statements over the years, you could have bought the pipes yourself. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6492 I’d said “hugely rad, later on the organ”. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6493 Works well with our sing-a-long 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6494 The clanking and whistling might actually raise the dead. Would the bishop approve? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6495 I'm sorry, it just doesn't work as "Ancient Steams and Dances." And Resphigi wouldn't have thought so either. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6496 They all want radiant energy. Let's do it! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6497 I know you find music relaxing but maybe you're blowing off a little too much steam? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6498 Doesn't all this hot air send the wrong message? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6499 Your pipes are real hot, Father. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6500 Okay, but first let's talk about the new pulpit. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6501 I am afraid that piece is too hot for our congregation! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6502 You're hot!!! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6503 We can blue-tooth the music anywhere, Fred, but these stained glass windows are getting awfully drafty. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6504 Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory of a Steampunk Mass. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6505 What goes around comes around. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6506 This is for all those that has been fired in the white house. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6507 It's eco-friendly - both makes music and heats the church!" 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6508 Seems like all you’re missing are the sisters. The Pointer Sisters 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6509 That sounded "heavenly." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6510 Well you'll find the draft is hardly noticeable now; however, the pipes' tenor is rather muted. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6511 Time to turn on the heat with some jazzy fund-raising. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6512 'The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze' is hardly appropriate for vespers. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6513 Crank it up, son, gimme some of that cold-blooded steam-punk heat! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6514 Okay, now let's hear some 6ix9ine. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6515 I'm sorry. I just can't listen to you clanging around anymore. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6516 It will energize the congregation! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6517 Now you won't be the only one spewing hellfire... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6518 I warned him not to try to take me! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6519 Sound - yes, heat - yes, but how does it do wifi? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6520 So I wouldn't call your music taste fire, but it is quite heated... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6521 A nice idea, John, but I really don't think it will help the budgetg 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6522 Will you be heating the room as well as providing music? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6523 Is your organ hot enough yet 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6524 Hmm, sounds just like my 500 year old iron radiator in my great grand-parents' home. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6525 Play it hot, padre! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6526 Whatever gave you the notion that this old cathedral can get pretty cold? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6527 Affordable, dual purpose, but the whistles can be a bit loud. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6528 Boy, you got me. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6529 Just saying, "Rattle and Hum" may not be a good theme for Easter. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6530 I just think this makes the voting booths a little more festive 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6531 This is going to mean another fundraiser. The water bill is through the roof and look at the windows! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6532 It’s a raucous Bronx Clang Pipes and Long John Dryer Combo! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6533 Add a set of "tambourines" and you've got it. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6534 You're really cranking out the heat with these hymns. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6535 Interesting, never seen a radiator like this. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6536 With that thing you think you can put out enough hot air to impress the Big Guy? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6537 I guess steampunk has finally jumped the shark. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6538 Explains the hissing sound during my sermons. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6539 It's from my friend Claus. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6540 Yes, it’s great for hot Funk, but for this service we need something more suitable for the Okie from Muskogee. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6541 Well, too bad we don't have music anymore, but at least you control the temperature. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6542 That is not Beethoven's Fifth !! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6543 Putting a wine tap on that pipe was not a good idea. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6544 (Meanwhile in Nellyville): "It's gettin' hot in herr, so (altar boys) take off all their clothes." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6545 I don't know, it just sounds a bit airy 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6546 With the financial cutbacks we are facing, this was the only option. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6547 Then we agree? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6548 Don't you think it's a little hot in here? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6549 Our last organist played some really hot jams.... be careful. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6550 Sure it's a hot organ but the pinging drowns out my sermons 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6551 If you’ll hum the first few notes, I might remember it. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6552 Well now you stink to the high heavens. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6553 I don't think the organ is the best instrument for steamy music! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6554 Well, it looks like we finally bled it dry. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6555 Say, do you know "It-Sa-A-Hotta-Da-Vita'? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6556 My son, have faith in the utilities bill tripling. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6557 Can you play something from the Hymns Hot Hits? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6558 Father, the pipes, the steam, the heat, they're be coming from miles around. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6559 Can you play a little more upbeat? The congregation is shivering. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6560 Steam Heat or Classical Gas as the recessional? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6561 Looks like it's time to get those windows cleaned again. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6562 I told them we needed pipes for a High Mass. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6563 It has gotten cold, did you stopped playing? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6564 Those pipes are doing double duty - we need heat as much as music in this place. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6565 If you think it's cold here, Brother, you should visit the Office of Executive Education Programs at UCLA Anderson. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6566 It's getting hot in here, so take off all our robes. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6567 It's got great acoustics. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6568 Your organ is a tool, not a toy. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6569 Can you play something from Pajama Game? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6570 I'm not as confident as you that this will help stoke the fires of faith. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6571 Your music is radiating with the parishioners. So much so, they have all disrobed! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6572 The rumble's a bit off. Maybe we should call the super. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6573 Keep it going, baby. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6574 Does this radiator radiate anything other than heat? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6575 Yes, those who look at Him are radiant, but did you have to be so literal? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6576 This is not exactly what I meant when I said we needed some radiant music for Easter service. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6577 Play to win. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6578 We’re out of wine 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6579 That's totally RAD man! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6580 You may be playing 'The Heat is On' but I'm still 'Cold as Ice'. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6581 Yeah...it doesn't really match the style of our church but I guess we could give the stained glass windows a chance. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6582 It's just that no matter what you say you're playing, it all sounds the same to me. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6583 Well, people who live in those old tenements will love it here. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6584 It’s called cogeneration! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6585 The pipes raised too much hell! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6586 It’s a new management thing called cross-training. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6587 I said, IF you want more heat, "Pipe down!" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6588 This will bring them home or drive them nuts. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6589 The tenants downstairs asked that you push harder on the pedals to turn up the heat. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6590 It was either this or lower the ceiling. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6591 We were looking for a way to blow more hot air into this place. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6592 Now I know why your playing is so hot! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6593 It sounds flat. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6594 Luther really modernized the church 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6595 It's fine for now, but summer is going to be hellish. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6596 Why did you replace your organ with a radiator, musician? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6597 I think your liturgical-rock remix got a bit too steamy for the congregation; I even heard some hissing. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6598 No diminished chords on that sucker, I'd bet. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6599 These joke are so bad I can't Handel them! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6600 By all mean, bring on the heat. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6601 Time for some hot hymns ! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6602 And I thought you had a dead end job 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6603 I don't know if his hunger for attention is pathetic or funny, but he sure insists on always being in your face. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6604 This outa wake them up! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6605 Not to worry. It's just a warm up. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6606 That thing is going make it as hot as Hell in here! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6607 The sound is pretty good but the heat output was the selling point. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6608 Don't worry. It's bark is a lot worse than it's bite. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6609 Now that's a cool pipe organ. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6610 I thought it would be good practice, just in case we're wrong. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6611 You think the electric organ might have been more efficient? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6612 Switching to His radiant heat may increase attendance. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6613 Ah, it brings back memories of an apartment in the East Village during the 1960s. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6614 I think you've finally mastered the monotonic scale. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6615 This organ sounds RADIANT when you play it! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6616 Your organ envy obsession is really becoming an issue, Francis. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6617 I only hope the congregants don't hiss. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6618 Is this what you meant by ‘turnt up’? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6619 Amazing grace, how sweet the sound! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6620 So this is your idea of a "hot jazz mass?" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6621 Salesman said everything played on this would radiate warmth. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6622 Have you considered your sound might be too warm now? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6623 Don't you think 6 part harmony is overdoing it? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6624 Is this the new Taylor Swift song? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6625 That radiator and this cathedral have a long HISS-story together. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6626 Gives new meaning to the term ‘pipes’! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6627 I can't seem to get this one out of my head. "I've got a hot water bottle, but nothing I've got'll take the place of you holdin' me tight." Now, if I could just think of a title. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6628 Bring the hammer down when you hear the garbage truck pull up. Father will be pleased. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6629 When I asked you to show me how you play the organ, I actually had something else in mind. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6630 I think your music selections for this week's message are too hot 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6631 We're being billed by the note. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6632 Do you know the man upstairs keeps banging on the ceiling? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6633 The angels can even feel the hot sound radiating from your pipes! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6634 This should add steam to my sermons. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6635 Big enough for you God! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6636 Can you play right on top of that humming? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6637 Smoke on the water.. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6638 A discussion between a priest and a piano player before the congregation on what song to choose for the service. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6639 It was either this or a Bach boiler... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6640 The only problem is that it tends to drown out the choir. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6641 Well, the Lord does love a hot jam. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6642 I hope he didn't leave us anything! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6643 Now play "It's getting hot in here." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6644 Where's the pan? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6645 The vestry claimed we only had enough in the budget for a new heating system or a new organ. Clearly that was a false choice. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6646 That solo really cooked. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6647 Like our parishioners, it’s pre-war. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6648 I think something steamy would be appropriate. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6649 What's all that banging 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6650 Son, maybe dial it down a notch? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6651 It's cold in the chapel, time for some lively music. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6652 Your music is hot AND renewable. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6653 It's not so bad, because of our monthly budget. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6654 Is this an original Honeywell? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6655 "Oh Baby, it's Cold Outside, " is good for the opener, I'm thinking, and then perhaps a play on ..."Bringing in the Sheets" ...just of a bit of fun as a warm up. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6656 Would you like to hear my ideas about a new baptism rite? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6657 Blessed be the organ transplant. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6658 I see the powers that be got their high register pipe organ. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6659 Interesting hot new pipes. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6660 It's a bit cold, could you play at a more moderate tempoture? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6661 Less boogie-woogie, more glorioso. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6662 ''I meant that you needed more warmth in your music.'' (can you put music in italics?) 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6663 I’ve got cling cling, fsssssss, steam salvation! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6664 Well, he reaped what he sowed. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6665 Why stuff some numberological equivalence between ‘J.S. Bach’ and ‘steamy’ into so literal a pipe dream? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6666 Pipes are pipes? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6667 I think I get it. The homily needs a little more steam? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6668 Our archbishop is a true believer in value engineering. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6669 Hmmm. Maybe this will help radiate positive energy to my congregation. Nice job, my son. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6670 How about blowin' out a hot one, my son. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6671 I know you think you playing is really hot, but this is not the appropriate place for that. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6672 Is the donor in the heavens? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6673 Do you think you can generate more heat with that? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6674 If its low on steam, call Bill Zebub Heating Co. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6675 Parishioner are saying it’s hot in here Fr Kelly, fortunately it’s not from your organ. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6676 I like your adagio, but how about some of that new Travis Scott?? Shit’s ???? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6677 Should be perfect for those Steam Punk hymns. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6678 I thought you were having the transplant. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6679 No the windows still have a draft but now you don’t notice it as much! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6680 Can you play two b-flats that the lady in flat 2B can hear? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6681 Oh, it's you. I had thought that symphony was just the heat coming up. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6682 Maybe He can do something about that heating bill? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6683 I've never heard a sultry hymn before. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6684 My homily didn't need of a soundtrack, right? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6685 Let me tell you what to play for the Easter service. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6686 just don't play ? S-s-s-steam Heat ? during the sermon 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6687 Another 'northeaster tonight, Father Louis. Hot jazz is called for. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6688 I appreciate it, but I think people might end up hating feeling the Spirit in the summer. You might just have to go back to organ school instead. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6689 You know, this would explain why the radiator has been sounding so liturgical recently 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6690 Have we decided to pray and play in order to reverse warming? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6691 Which hot air accompaniment goes best with this week's sermon? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6692 So this is what the banging was all about? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6693 It sounds amazing, but there's no way to turn it off. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6694 The clinks and clunks make for a contemporary feel. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6695 Well, it sure gives new meaning to "stepping on the gas pedal." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6696 How about a show tune, something from The Pajama Game? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6697 Do you think louder is better? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6698 That was great! But now let’s hear the good old Radiatior Ratlin’ Rag! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6699 Really....... And you say all the way from Siberia, Brother Timothy ?? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6700 He hasn't turned it on yet. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6701 It seems to work as long as I don't play Bach. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6702 Thought I’d try a calliope just for fun! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6703 Hot cross buns 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6704 The day Martha took "Nevertheless, she persisted" too far... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6705 That Bach Tocatta was a little too warm for my taste. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6706 What music is being played here ? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6707 Like the music, it had to reach the back. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6708 Father, you said you wanted me to focus more on radiant energy when I played and I went for it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6709 When I said "recycled " this is not what I had in mind. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6710 Hmm, surprisingly mellow tone. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6711 I like my organ music steamy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6712 maybe rap music will work this time. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6713 But will it play the brown note? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6714 Well if you hear them banging on it from upstairs, you should probably stop playing. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6715 So it is driven by steam, I always wondered. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6716 We're using the radiator now that the old organ died. It was just making noise in the basement anyway. So far no complaints. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6717 Hot damn, it’s about time you brought musical heat to this church. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6718 That's a really cool tune. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6719 Too hot for my taste! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6720 Excellent technique. Could you put a little more warmth in its interpretation? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6721 Warms me up all over. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6722 It's for our new steam-glass windows 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6723 Each time we sing all of the verses and choruses, there's enough steam to heat the sanctuary! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6724 I thought we ordered 'Radio City'-type pipes 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6725 'Amazing Grace' and the pipes percolate. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6726 Now I see why, they say your a steaming hot organ player. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6727 It’s not that we’re firing you, we’re just moving in a different direction. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6728 How will we play it in the warm months? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6729 I could do without the Jan Hammer at 5 AM. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6730 This winter? Your pipes are making the hottest sounds. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6731 Now that was a hot hymn! A positively balmy psalmy Daddy-o! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6732 But it's not Gothic. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6733 Recycling? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6734 It is difficult to tune, but Joe the Plumber installed it as a donation and you stipulated that you needed a pipe organ. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6735 We may have to bleed the pipes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6736 He said "Well, if we're tossing them to the lake of fire anyway . . ." 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6737 We get some good discounts on Lady Gaga’s lightly used set pieces. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6738 Aren't you worried about the hisses? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6739 That service really got steamy. Turn that knob down along with your hubris. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6740 What sounds best on this thing? 'Steam Heat' from Carousel? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6741 Hot music and a steam clean in one, clever! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6742 Yeah, it's Steam Punk. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6743 Less arpeggio. More rock! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6744 Now I understand what you meant by good old fashion sound 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6745 The warmth of your playing is obviously influenced by you family’s steam punk background. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6746 At least we won't need to worry about the scrap metal burglars anymore. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6747 Those who heard were radiant. They will not be ashamed. Psalm 34:5 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6748 Steampunk? Well, the idea of attracting millennials back to church with fresh icons is fine, but the choir singing selections from “The Men That Will Not Be Blamed for Nothing” might actually turn up the heat! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6749 Pump it up. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6750 Yes Mr. Bach, that's a fine fugue you got thee. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6751 I’m sorry, but “Steam Heat” is not an appropriate selection for our service. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6752 I believe I said call this "number" for a pipe repair. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6753 So that’s why it’s been sounding like a hissing calliope! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6754 So you broke the accordion and ... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6755 Heat's controlled by the landlord. Amen. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6756 Music surf on hot air rising is a matter of faith. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6757 I told you the problems of playing that hotnewmusic. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6758 It's the biggest and most powerful steam organ which should scare the "hell out of 'em". 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6759 When he was starting out, he would kill the weeds on my lawn. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6760 I wonder who came for him? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6761 Behold, our new deity 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6762 So you like it warm, do you Flaherty? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6763 I think this will only encourage the 'form fits function' element of the congregation. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6764 I thought I heard Foghat. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6765 The lord did say we’d get a lot of heat for this decision. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6766 Thomas, I said your music needed a grander "beat"...not heat. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6767 Hot music is anathema here! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6768 Looks like I can finally go commando. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6769 So the reaper was reaped! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6770 Guess you'll have to add 'Steam Heat' to your repertoire. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6771 He prepaid for all his burial arrangements including the equipment! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6772 Playing with the thermostat, again, I see. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6773 This new organ doesn't radiate much sound, but it does get piping hot. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6774 O.K., now do it again, and this time with feeling. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6775 si guess you have to play Le ‘Let it Bleed’ it is then 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6776 Well, who's going to do us part now? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6777 It’s cold. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6778 Let's try it again, but this time at a little lower tempo... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6779 All of the sudden I feel so cold. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6780 Things look to be heating up in the musical world. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6781 Sounds great but my god the heat that thing generates 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6782 Sounds as good as a pipe organ. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6783 There is no chance you can control it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6784 I specifically told you not to use the steam-punk artist! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6785 Why don’t we start with,”Knocking on heaven’s door” and conclude with, “His name is wonderful”. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6786 We wouldn’t get all steamed up about the quality of the music. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6787 I find the sound of the heat coming on so comforting. Don’t you? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6788 This is going to be the best karaoke party ever! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6789 I’ve been asked to advise you that your music is causing us a lot of heat. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6790 '"Try:there'll be a hot time in teh old time tonight" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6791 Belt me out some hot licks, Padre. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6792 When I suggested you play through the gates of hell...I think you misunderstood. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6793 If the congregation notices, just tell them it was a Pinterest fail. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6794 You're one Hell of a player. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6795 Nothingtoo hot and steamy.... this is church. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6796 I agree that it provides more heat, but we've lost the air-conditioning. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6797 'Pink Floyd' ain't got nothing on us! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6798 can't see the cartoon 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6799 Let's see if that newfangled cast iron radiator at the church across the way can play a hymn like this one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6800 Did you heard that?... was that an elephant 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6801 ...So, Jimi Hendrix is going to replace me as Pastor? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6802 I don’t care what the salesman said...this does NOT radiate spiritual energy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6803 That last number was a bit steamy for my taste. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6804 I'm not sure about this heat music. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6805 The bad cold will never work again for you for not coming to work! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6806 With utilities today, I don't know if we can AFFORD a high note! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6807 That’s really hot playing! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6808 Father, do you mind if I play some rad music? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6809 Con brio" does not mean "Let off a little steam. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6810 This song is so hot right now. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6811 To hell with those plumbers. This should supply enough heat, Father Paul will take over the night shift. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6812 No too many hot and steamy ones today. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6813 What's with the clanking and hissing? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6814 Give me ‘That Old Time Religion’. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6815 I'd really be impressed if you could mine Bitcoin with your keys. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6816 I thought steamier tunes would appeal to our youth group. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6817 The previous owner played "le jazz hot." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6818 Chopin's C Sharp Minor means a Manilow song's coming or here, a light warm draft. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6819 The word is from above the heat from below. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6820 If you're going to preach hellfire, at least put it to good use. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6821 Pour on the steam when you get to the Coda. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6822 Hot music pal 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6823 The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away the 7th Inning Stretch. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6824 But it radiates better sound that the old pipes 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6825 No stops needed on this one, Father. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6826 It was put here to inspire you to play something rad. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6827 The book? Ultimate Choir Warm Ups. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6828 Yes, but just consider it will give you street cred. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6829 you should radiate through now ! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6830 Oh, sure, I can play that. Give me a minute to warm up. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6831 Again with "Hot Licks, Baby, Tonight?" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6832 You may get a little rattle from those pipes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6833 Now we don't need to hire a percussionist for our Doors's cover choir. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6834 I found the hot cross nuns. Now where is my turtle? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6835 If you feel the need to blow off steam,try confession 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6836 It's warm in here. Are we sure i's not a radiator? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6837 Just to ensure that the music radiates. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6838 We took out the window because it runs on solar. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6839 Is this run by oil or natural gas? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6840 That piece is too HOT for 11am. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6841 If you plan to heat the church with this, then I better start playing one of those Philip Glass pieces. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6842 Planning to radiate a tsunami of music? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6843 Not too bad Frere Jimmy...but it ain't no Hamilton...so let's try it again, but with my BMW carburetor this time. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6844 Just once, I'd like to hear something cool instead. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6845 I am sorry about the noise, but I just had to let off some steam. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6846 Play something Play something hot 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6847 I am always amazed at the heavenly music that our organ radiates. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6848 Your music is bringing us hell on earth 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6849 Yesterday, this guy tried to sell me on the idea of a windmill on the steeple. He just didn't understand. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6850 I'd really prefer music to radiate. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6851 The way you play I don't even think God will notice. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6852 Is Nelly really appropriate right now? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6853 Play me a song from Pajama Game. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6854 Come on, Baby, light my fire. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6855 When they look upon it, it will be radiant. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6856 Multitasking is the new cleanliness. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6857 Nothing to do with the ‘‘make America great again’ chap 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6858 That's one hot and steamy hymn. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6859 I think the new irrigation system will be worth the sacrifice. Good thing Father Richard is so good at laying pipe. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6860 It's organic Handl. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6861 It also helps heat the sanctuary while mining Bitcoin. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6862 Bless me, father, for I have sinned. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6863 The good news is the shrink ray from the Vatican worked, the bad news: it's pretty hard to molest cockroaches and mice. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6864 It's new-market disruption for hell-simulation technology. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6865 I think the pipe organ might need some bleeding 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6866 Perhaps this helps explain why some of your psalms seem a bit overheated lately. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6867 It sounds especially nice in its upper register. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6868 Hexatonic scales can be so warming cant they father? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6869 I don't care if our parish IS in Queens, radiator does NOT rhyme with gladiator! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6870 So that's where the mustard seeds went. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6871 Remember when people used to just call a travel agent? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6872 Joyful noise and more heat...works for me! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6873 I can see it must be hard to compete. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6874 With this and the green door, maybe we’ll get mass participation? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6875 You certainly draw the Ladies. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6876 I think you misunderstood when they suggested you play your music with more energy and heat. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6877 Sir, do you know what global warming is? There was no collusion! Oh sorry, wrong response. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6878 Unless you want the recessional to sound like Chopsticks, you'll just have to deal with it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6879 The boss upstairs has another request. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6880 Public Service certainly does work in mysterious ways. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6881 I'm gonna give 'me the heater! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6882 It’s a hunk, a hunk of burning love 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6883 So that's where you get all those hot licks. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6884 Cool Music Is Better Than Hot 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6885 This puts out more heat than the old pipes. Hope you like the improvement. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6886 ''Look at it this way, we won't need to hire an orchestra ever again." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6887 I'm worried about him. He never used to need a nap in the middle of the work day. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6888 Analyzing cartoon comics 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6889 Big radiators are not sexist. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6890 Too hot for hymns. Just right for anthems. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6891 How will this help me follow the lectionary? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6892 Don’t play too loudly we’re supposed to think about Heaven here. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6893 I love me some Fish Head Music! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6894 The summer organ has a cooler sound. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6895 And now I'd like to play a song from the musical 'The Pajama Game.' 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6896 This is the original steam calliope. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6897 It radiates cool. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6898 After a few taps it conjures Django's friends! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6899 Yes, its very unorthodox, but its the only way to best Bach's Toccata and Fugue! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6900 I learned "96 Tears" on this baby back in the day. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6901 Brilliant improvisation, Nicholas. It keeps us all beautifully warm and if we ever hear anything you’re doing, we just have to bleed it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6902 Another verse of How Great Is Our God? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6903 Well, at least it's rent-controlled. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6904 With the hisses and steam chorus, shouldn't you rename the piece 'Farther Thy God From Thee'! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6905 Drop it like it's Bach. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6906 Your music radiates a warmth that is now understandable. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6907 The option was an even larger puppy. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6908 It's a bit radical for the Church 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6909 "steam punk" again? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6910 Cost cutting yes, this? No. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6911 ''Life must go on. It's not what he would've wanted.'' 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6912 It radiates oppression. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6913 Okay. As long as it's an emotional support air of menace. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6914 Yes, as a matter of fact the parish did save some money on our new pipes! Now just play your organ. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6915 Nice, but can it emanate? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6916 You play a really HOT organ! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6917 I’ve never heard so much hissing for any organist; well have replace you before the boos begin... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6918 Is this the secret your organ sounds sooo mystic? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6919 It's the voice of the Almighty, young man: E=music^2. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6920 I'm not convinced a combined plumbing and pipe breakdown cover was the best policy. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6921 Would he thinks we are complaining about un-answered prayers? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6922 Just remember to crank it down when I start the sermon. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6923 I prayed for a posaune resonator! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6924 This is not a pipe...organ. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6925 Do you know "There's a Lady in the Radiator"? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6926 Sin-edgy 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6927 Great use of our funds, and the loud banging sound is a nice touch, too, Gordon. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6928 Well, Father McDonald, I see you've solved the heating problem on this end of the church. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6929 The reverberant echo from the piano will be all black and white to the Lord. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6930 The new Vatican is making some interesting changes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6931 there's a faster way to connect to the other world... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6932 I love to play hot honky-tonk music sometimes, you know.... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6933 It sounds divine, but can lose the clanging? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6934 Satan's providing the energy for free - we couldn't turn it down. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6935 The cardinal thinks it's quite unsteamly 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6936 I applaud your desire to reach the young people, but I'm not sure Reger instead of Bach will do it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6937 Mr. Bunsen Honeydew knew that things would be different working in a church, however he wasn't used to this type of organ. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6938 You can’t fix the draft in here, it’s death. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6939 That organ really radiates beauty, huh Charles? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6940 You said you wanted a steam organ. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6941 Bach gives off my heat than Buxtehude. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6942 I'm sorry, but we don't play hot music here. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6943 Did I hear a Beatles tune there? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6944 "What Happened to those cute kids who worked the bellows? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6945 This should work well for the hellfire hymns. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6946 The church of the Immaculate Conception's organist really heats things up during mass. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6947 The sound is not as organic, but it'll sure turn up the heat in mass. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6948 It's about to get hot and heavy in here! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6949 This should warm our congregation ?? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6950 do you know the theme song from Cheers ? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6951 I like the mellow quality, but the treble is a little weak. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6952 When the whistling starts just move your hands, no one will notice the difference 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6953 Newest hot trend to turn up the NLP heat on your sheep... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6954 Will this radiate more pressurized air as opposed to the pipes? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6955 Play me some heat, Baby! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6956 Don't play to fast, we don't want them sleeping through the homily. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6957 Yes Father I did ask for a 'hot organ sound' but I feel you are mocking me. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6958 This may be taking Upcycling a bit too far. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6959 Now that’s a real organ! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6960 It does look nice. I just wish it wouldn't gurgle. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6961 Enough with all that banging, Fred. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6962 Hey Priest, Don't try to tell me God doesn't like Jazz! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6963 Well, it's been awhile since we've had any hot gospel tunes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6964 Pipe organ sound hellish heat abounds. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6965 The congregation does not appreciate whistling Ave Maria. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6966 The music is too hot for our liking... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6967 You did say you wanted some rad new tunes... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6968 He was just so good at his job that I think you just worked himself to death. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6969 ‘Perhaps I’m not getting through to him’ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6970 Father, your music today is hotter than hell! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6971 You really knocked their socks off. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6972 You must avoid the temptation to turn the steam up. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6973 They will finally be washed in the water of Christ. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6974 Your sound is simply radiant! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6975 Can you play, "MORE HEAT!" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6976 The pipes re squeaking. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6977 Hot in here...so hot in here.... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6978 It's a new dual design, but don't play Symphony for the Devil 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6979 I urge you to forego the old ways, Edmond, and just nuke us this Sunday. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6980 It takes more tuning, but it is much closer to heavenly when you get it right. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6981 I think you need to call "Ask This Old House". 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6982 Don't you think the sound will be a touch too hot for this congregation? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6983 So, that’s what that button does. Cool. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6984 Play 'Melancholy Baby.' 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6985 Hot and steamy? Not for this church. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6986 Now those are some hot sounds! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6987 We've got s-s-s-steam heat. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6988 I thought we ordered and organ but this is a big radiator... sigh, send it back Father Bernstein” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6989 I asked for warmth in the hymn and you gave me stifling, Heavy Metal banging that rocked the rafters. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6990 Sounds awful, but it really throws out the heat. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6991 I can feel the repression of the vows in the pipes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6992 How about less like a dirge and more like 'Don't Stop Believin' 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6993 It's supposed to boost gospel efficiency. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6994 You just play. The big man upstairs controls the beat. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6995 Radiating organ music to warm our souls 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6996 Now you’ll heat the audience. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6997 Gee, son, sorry it’s not a Wurlitzer. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6998 On the seventh day we rest. On other days our passion is to tinker. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6999 This is not quite I meant when I said Radiator in my sermon. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7000 This will really get the parishioners fired up! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7001 During evening prayers, I shivered constantly. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7002 Hi, Sam. Requiem de la Radiatorium? Play it hot. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7003 It comes with Abuse and Molestation insurance. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7004 Yeah, I think it’ll work for Easter, don’t you? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7005 Radiate your light, not your pipes! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7006 Consider it the bishop's response to your cool jazz hymn program. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7007 You said the F needed to be higher. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7008 Now play something uptempo!! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7009 Yes,that could make anyone follow. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7010 I keep thinking we should switch to bass board. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7011 I thought we needed some hot tunes to help the cold sermons 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7012 You really brought the heat this Sunday, Brother Johann 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7013 Pretty cool rig, huh? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7014 I think the church budget committee were confused when you asked for a pipe organ 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7015 It's hot, but not hellishly hot 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7016 "No! I don't think that makes me a snob. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7017 This could get us in hot water. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7018 Your organ playing has brought a lot of treble to this church 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7019 If you can't stand the heat, go out to the Narthex. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7020 Father Amos chose to play the 'miracle card' on organ pipes rather than heat. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7021 "Wind instrument" is not what I think of with our steam heat. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7022 I think it's time for a tune-up. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7023 Despite Mr.Lynch's assurances, I'm not convinced this is a good thing. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7024 Once it warms up and the clanking stops,this organ really radiattes! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7025 Does this organ pump its own gas? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7026 Steamy music? Don't you think we're in enough trouble? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7027 Go ahead, play your heart out. The utilities are in God's name. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7028 No, no, no. Way too steamy for here! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7029 I warned him it was dangerous to bring his work home with him. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7030 I like the new hot rock you've chosen 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7031 Yes, it is marked con calore, but I don’t understand why I keep getting this hissing sound. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7032 Are you sure we can't do 'A Thousand Miles'? I've been practicing all week. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7033 We have to stop accepting donations from Paul Bunyan! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7034 Well yes it might just work Smithers, but didn't the Bishop get a little steamed over your last try to save money heating the church? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7035 It's trying to tell you something but what? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7036 Steel industry lobby. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7037 Looks like we’ll be having a hot postlude today? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7038 Father, I played to ask Godtosrnd me his radiant wisdom. I didn’t think he’d be so literal. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7039 Are you slipping in something just a little steamy? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7040 Our organs are less important. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7041 Focus on turning the pages. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7042 The pitch is a little too hot for my taste. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7043 Sounds RAD daddy O? I mean,Sir... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7044 Let's keep the hymns under control. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7045 Oh drat! The furnace must be on the fritz again. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7046 Is this for after preaching to the choir? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7047 If that's what death looks like I won't no part of it. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7048 You just push this little knob down... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7049 Remember, the performance starts AFTER everyone has fallen asleep. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7050 If you want to keep your job, you're gonna have to bring the heat. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7051 I got (clang) (clang) s-s-s-steam heat, But I need your love to keep away the cold! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7052 The pipes might discharge Middle C on a solo flight to the moon if the sharps and flats aren't properly tuned! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7053 Warm hands, fewer cadenzas 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7054 After vespers, we can play some hot jazz. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7055 Well, I guess your playing never blows cold. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7056 Where do you think that screw goes? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7057 Im a sanctuary radiator, keeping illegals warm as their home country 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7058 Well Father Dernavich, i just dont know what how the Pope will feel about heating with fire and brimstone. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7059 I see that it goes to 11. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7060 High five on the hi-fi, brother. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7061 Sadly, The Lord did not provide for custom storm windows. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7062 Hot compress? I don't think that's what your doctor meant. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7063 Can you play, 'How can I keep from Singe-ing?' 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7064 Real priests don't get steamed. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7065 I saw the memo on collaborating with local arts groups to create broader appeal, but I pictured lawn sculpture. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7066 I looking for a change of the weighting of the spectral balance for more warmth of sound, but I do appreciate your interpretation. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7067 We've got S-S-S steam heat, Do you know that? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7068 'You know who' downstairs says it's only 120°. Can you give 'um a little more Creed? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7069 Don't worry, if we can't make it work, I'll bet we can sell it to the Rangers! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7070 You're our organist and handyman not a handyman organist. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7071 Just a little something I picked up at the giant antique store. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7072 Reap what you sow. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7073 Are you sure this will suck the parishioners in -- rather than blow them away? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7074 That'll teach 'em to use the Lord's name in vain. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7075 I'm not sure it's big enough. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7076 Reginald, when I said we needed new pipes, they were not for your organ, but for heating this cold cathedral! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7077 What do you mean all you can play is "Hot In Herre?" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7078 steam is the new streaming for music 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7079 You brought this on yourself. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7080 I'm happy we replaced the organ, but it has a whistle. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7081 I think Francis has gone too far. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7082 How did they swap ? How can a tiny organ ever heat this place? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7083 Deacon Roy, the new pipe organ is great, but the sub-woofers and a bit much for the Cathedral! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7084 We need the Sinai Desert heat wave... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7085 It takes the gas out of my body so I can sing better 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7086 Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7087 Rectum?!?!?!?! Damn near killed him!!!!!! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7088 Maybe if your sermons were a little more engaging, we'd have more body heat in this place. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7089 I guess he couldn't live with himself 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7090 Yes, God rewards those who 'think outside the pipes'. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7091 Goddammit, have you seen the remote? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7092 It has an upright religiousness air 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7093 I swear I hear a faint hissing. You'd better call the plumber. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7094 Smokin! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7095 Your Forte sounds too hot. Dial it back. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7096 Playing avec chaleur should now be a cinch in the Messiaen. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7097 Its going to take more than the holy spirit to warm their hearts this year. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7098 Just please stop playing 'Steam Heat' during Mass. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7099 Hmmm...Well, did you call 311? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7100 Or you gan to play or not? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7101 Father 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7102 "Well the 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7103 Can you play a tune that says that gas has been cut off due to late payment? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7104 We're moving up on the list, just a few more donors to go. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7105 Having mastered the piano, we will now see if you can take the heat of playing the organ. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7106 Well, the church was in plenty of hot water ... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7107 That was a little slow, can you please turn up the heat a bit ? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7108 You got your new pipes. Now I'm waiting on permission to wear short sleeves and an open collar. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7109 Now we will be on the waiting list forever at Coral Gables. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7110 I said I wanted up tempo... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7111 I wanted to play something to warm the hearts 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7112 We got it at the EPA "Reuse, recycle, reduce" garage sale. All "deny, downsize, and denigrate" now. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7113 Bring the heat. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7114 Not all pipes are equal in God's eyes, Bernard. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7115 I got this beaut off Craigslist. Pretty sweet, right? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7116 The super said no matter how loud you bang on the pipes you're not going to get any heat because the boiler's broken. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7117 Does it really make sense to put the CPU behind the keyboard? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7118 It’s snowing outside. Play something hot. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7119 More steam! 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
7120 Sometimes the pipes clang, but overall it's got a great sound. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7121 That ‘s for our hot jazzy Gospel songs 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7122 Big Orgon 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7123 Let's hear Radiator Chimes again, but with a heavier foot. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7124 Where did you get such a big radiator? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7125 What do you mean, you want to play Steamed Heat on Sunday? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7126 Other than whistle and clank, does it do anything else? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7127 And it's better than any deep pore cleanser 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7128 By Sunday, we will get you someone to work the steam relief valve. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7129 All the new organ does is make hiss and dunk sounds like steam punk jazz 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7130 Like most people I'm a bargain hunter. I love a bargain. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7131 It’s a donation from Dan Holohan. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7132 It's water powered, we had to send all the air to Mars. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7133 a bite to dark 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7134 Listen buster, that peanut-butter and banana sandwich wasn´t supposed to be a trick. Who woulda guessed that you had a peanut allergy. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7135 breaking in the new steam pipe organ? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7136 Has anyone told the Acturies? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7137 It's hot in here. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7138 Well, he certainly reaped what he sewed! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7139 In the old days we had rice Christians. Today we have radiator Christians. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7140 Are you sure this what they mean when they say “bout to drop some heat on em”? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7141 After many carols so low down and blue, I always rush to lay down a few lines on my sweet and Red Hot Mama. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7142 "Then what will you play AFTER the choir finishes its warm-up exercises? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7143 The heat of God Is going to be all up in this place next Sunday. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7144 My God, that sounds heavenly. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7145 So I guess the new altar boy loves sewing, so that’s a plus? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7146 So, I’m guessing the steam will be helpful in the higher registers? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7147 I wanted to reach out to the progressive art scene, but the Cardinal thought a giant air conditioner went too far. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7148 We prayed for 'Amazing Grace', not 'Steam Heat'! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7149 The air pump broke, so I improvised. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7150 Play”Ther’ll be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight!” 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7151 You're Okay For Funerals, Weddings, Brises I You're Okay Now For Brises Too 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7152 Hit it Bro! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7153 Your music is as radiant as his highness. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7154 Can you play "96 Tears? 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7155 "Now, now, its no use getting in a heated discussion". 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
7156 A little less steam and more pipe. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7157 We wanted something that combined heat and noise, like Hell. 1.0000 0.00678 148 148 0 0
7158 Stanley, this is the best sounding steamer I have ever heard! 1.0000 0.00678 148 148 0 0
7159 I'm feeling the heat. 1.0000 0.00678 148 148 0 0
7160 Planning to play some hot hymns Father Gray ? 1.0000 0.00669 150 150 0 0
7161 We need to hire a plumber to play it. 1.0000 0.00660 152 152 0 0
7162 That's not for mass. I was just letting off a little steam. 1.0000 0.00660 152 152 0 0
7163 It's Cage's hymn for choir and radiator 1.0000 0.00651 154 154 0 0
7164 I know you're used to more than one note, but do you have any idea how hard it is to find parts for these things? 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
7165 Keep it cranked to high throughout the Inferno sermon. 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
7166 Make it hot, brother! 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
7167 Play something fast, I'm cold. 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
7168 The congregation just couldn't warm to the old design. 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
7169 For your new arrangement of "Steam Heat", I'm assuming? 1.0000 0.00631 159 159 0 0
7170 Was not the head of the Organ Fundraising Committee's husband not a plumber? 1.0000 0.00631 159 159 0 0
7171 One of the rich parishioners had promised us an organ transplant. 1.0000 0.00631 159 159 0 0
7172 We can do hissing, gurgling, bubbling or knocking. Take your pick! 1.0000 0.00631 159 159 0 0
7173 So you have a Handel on the Water Music! 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7174 Do you know "IN-A-GOD-A-DA-VIDA"? 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7175 Why can't it wait to hiss until after you've ruined the fugue? 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7176 I don't think the hardware store was the place to ask about adding Pipes to our church organ. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7177 I stand corrected. That hymn does have a warming melody. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
7178 Why don't you really let off some steam and crank that thing up loud?! 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
7179 Yes Monsignor, I know it's not a traditional organ. The man at the music store said it was called steam punk 1.0000 0.00712 141 141 0 0
7180 Play something really rad. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7181 Too much steam? I can punk up the volume. 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
7182 It's called the "Prelude Con Edison. 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
7183 What happens when The Big Guy turns up the heat? 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
7184 Rad! 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
7185 Yeah it’s been cold but getting a roof would make more sense. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
7186 That's not what I meant when I asked for the music to radiate more. 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
7187 Now I know what doctors mean when they say organ failure can be fatal. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
7188 My pipes are making an awful noise! 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
7189 Scarem father, tell'em this is what it will feel like down there. 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
7190 Don't make the music too steamy.....remember: this is a church! 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7191 Yes, the Hallelujah Chorus will sound great but what about Mrs. Elliot's funeral on Friday? 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7192 We're covering Coldplay 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7193 So it's time again for the "Burn in Hell" demonstration. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7194 Play it again. This time with a bit more steam. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
7195 The couple in 402 have requested Toccata and Fugue in D Minor. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
7196 „The beat is on“ my son, not „the heat is on“.... 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
7197 Are you trying to compete with my Sermons? 1.0000 0.00623 161 161 0 0
7198 Hot times in the old town tonight? 1.0000 0.00623 161 161 0 0
7199 The hymn needed a lot more steam. 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
7200 Do you need to warm up before starting? 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
7201 Almost done? I need to warm up. 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
7202 You got some new hot pipes. 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
7203 Your playing is hot as hell since we got the organ replaced 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
7204 You really are the new hot organist. 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
7205 And you say, it whistles at the choir?" 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
7206 Now go full steam ahead 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
7207 Can you turn up the heat on that Ave Maria? 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
7208 I agree...it has a nice sound, but it's steaming up the stained glass. 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
7209 I don't KNOW what happened; I just was PLAYING: HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS !! 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
7210 Sorry Bob, the decision of the trustees is final. The folk mass is going electric. 1.0000 0.00557 180 180 0 0
7211 I hear a slight hiss. 1.0000 0.00557 180 180 0 0
7212 Nice pipes. Make them steam, son. 1.0000 0.00554 181 181 0 0
7213 Sorry, Johann, once again the vestry chose a new heating system instead of restoring the organ. 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
7214 You’ll feel even toastier when the congregation discovers what you did with the Organ-Upgrade Fund. 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
7215 Apparently Pastor McGann over at Saint Marks Presbyterian is up to his little jokes again 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
7216 We don't play hot jazz here. 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
7217 Yes, but "Steam Heat" is from Pajama Game, it's not in the hymnal 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
7218 Your organ's too hot. We've had enough scandal. 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
7219 Gabriel only had a horn. 1.0000 0.00573 175 175 0 0
7220 Declining attendance is a concern, but I don't think 'steam punk' is a musical genre. 1.0000 0.00623 161 161 0 0
7221 Music's nice, but they need to feel the inescapable heat they will experience for eternity if they don’t listen to me. 1.0000 0.00615 163 163 0 0
7222 That heavenly hiss always warms my heart. 1.0000 0.00615 163 163 0 0
7223 Sister Rebecca will no longer be the only one that radiates warmth. 1.0000 0.00615 163 163 0 0
7224 An organ-powered radiator is just one of our many efforts to go green. 1.0000 0.00615 163 163 0 0
7225 Well...whatever you're playing, the windows don't like it 1.0000 0.00615 163 163 0 0
7226 Sometimes HE works in strange ways,my son. 1.0000 0.00608 165 165 0 0
7227 No, No, No, I said SHEET music. 1.0000 0.00608 165 165 0 0
7228 I still don't think 'The Heat is On' will bring them in. 1.0000 0.00623 161 161 0 0
7229 Yes, but don't you think it a trifle warm in here? 1.0000 0.00608 165 165 0 0
7230 Now, that's hot! 1.0000 0.00608 165 165 0 0
7231 I want the hymnal to radiate warmth. 1.0000 0.00601 167 167 0 0
7232 It was listed on the organ register donor registry. 1.0000 0.00601 167 167 0 0
7233 I must say you were right. The sound has been more heavenly since we switched from tap to holy water. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
7234 It always sounds like a noisy radiator untl we get it tuned. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
7235 The music is a bit steamy for Sunday service. 1.0000 0.00597 168 168 0 0
7236 So this is what you meant by turning up the heat with your music selection? 1.0000 0.00597 168 168 0 0
7237 The new Organ radiates nicely throughout the whole room! 1.0000 0.00590 170 170 0 0
7238 It’s out of tune with the fireplace flute. 1.0000 0.00608 165 165 0 0
7239 Well, half the congregation's going to need to get used to the heat anyway. 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
7240 Your playing is hot. 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
7241 Totally rad! 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
7242 It's a gas!" "Son, it's steam. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
7243 The people below are calling for less heat. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
7244 That Savior of yours is such a prankster. He knew very well what we meant. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
7245 I'll bet it's a devil to warm up. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
7246 Is there much church music written for the calliope? 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
7247 I hope our laypeople will appreciate the pun. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
7248 How big are your hands? 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
7249 Heating your organ again, Father? 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
7250 Sure, but compared to his sins it’s tiny. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
7251 Hymmm, not quite what I meant when I asked you to heat up your playing a bit 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
7252 Jim, come on. Are you seriously telling me you’re not warmed up yet? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
7253 That will bring in the flock from the cold. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
7254 The piano doesn’t carry during services. This will help the music radiate. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
7255 I said your job is to radiate spirtual fervor, not heat. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
7256 Now our January attendance is up 27% and wedding kisses smolder sinfully. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
7257 I said play a higher piece, not hotter. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
7258 I'm co-generating for Our Lord. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
7259 It's hot as hell in here. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
7260 Not bad at all. With your steamy music and my steamy sermons we might pay off the mortgage. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
7261 Your version of Amazing Grace is very hot. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
7262 This explains the "hot organ" line in the Vestry budget. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
7263 Phantom of the Hot-mera, in D minor 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7264 Keep playing. This is our only source of heat. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7265 Well, you did say you wanted to warm up the sound. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7266 We're switching over to solo energy. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
7267 I'm playing to the heat instead of the beat. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
7268 Now you're not the only thing around here full of hot air. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
7269 Sure it doens't sound great, but it keeps us warm in winter and we sometimes get a percussive hammering as an accompaniment. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
7270 People still go to church? 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
7271 Wait 'till you see the blazing furnace in the basement! 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
7272 I'm building up steam for my first sermon, Father. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
7273 You apparently misheard. I said give me more "inspiration" not "perspiration." 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
7274 I've heard that letting off steam thru music is healthy, but isn't this taking it a bit too far Matthews? 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
7275 We thought it was about time to let off some steam. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
7276 Now you can play your warm-up Requiem. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
7277 The best part is the sliding scale when the bubble passes through the pipes. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
7278 It's called "Ode to Oldenburg". 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
7279 They say it has a distinctive, nostalgic, tone. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
7280 Forced air was just too expensive. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
7281 No bad, not bad. But could we have a little less percussion. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
7282 Donated by Miller Plumbing and Heating, you say. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
7283 What happens when it starts making it's own music? 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
7284 I must admit that the loft is much warmer. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
7285 Do you know 'The Heat Is On' ? 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
7286 It's knocking because it is full of air. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
7287 As Psalms 98:4 teaches us "make a joyful noise..." 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
7288 It really warms my socks when you play that piece. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
7289 It's the chic Steam Punk look. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
7290 Do you want to hear my rendition of "Knock Three Times"? 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
7291 This instrument is particularly suitable for heavy metal steampunk. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
7292 Your low notes radiate, Father! 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
7293 This whole God business feels like a lot of hot air. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
7294 That last hymn, it was just radiant! 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
7295 Cool it down Brother. 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
7296 Yes, I do believe you can heat the building this way but He provides solar energy for that purpose. 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
7297 I've got -cling cling - fsssss - steam heat. 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
7298 Call this hymn, “Letting off a little steam.” 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
7299 OH DEAR ..... ANOTHER ..... in-kind donation 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
7300 It's music and heat somewhat like body and soul 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
7301 I’ve got steam heat, I’ve got steam heat, but I need your Love to keep away the cold 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
7302 ...and you're sure you told the guy we needed new pipes for an ORGAN? 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
7303 It's the economy, stupid. 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
7304 Some parishioners have complained your music is too steamy. 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
7305 Play up a storm tonight man! When you’re hot, you’re hot! 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
7306 I asked you to play 'Onwards Christian Soldiers', not the radiator enlarging incantation. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
7307 LIMERICK: A man once worked for the Archdiocese...Music he made on their calliopes...He was called Brother Morgan and had a misshapen organ...A priest with Peyronie's Disease. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
7308 You're just radiating talent, it's heavenly. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
7309 Are you sure it will work? It doesn't look like the calliope I saw at the circus when I was a boy 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
7310 How much warming up do you need to play on Sunday? 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
7311 I thought this might help your music to radiate God’s love. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
7312 Looks like the contractor took "reduce, reuse, recycle" too literally? 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
7313 The new organ is totally rad. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
7314 At least the "banging" sound will have a musical quality to it. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
7315 I said play something that RESONATES with the soul. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
7316 I still can't warm up to the new liturgy. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
7317 I see you are the new organist. Here at St. Cecelia’s our uniquely designed coliape helps our congregants focus on the sometimes slightly off beat rythm of the religious life. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
7318 No, we're not fixing the boiler first. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
7319 It can't play Bach's toccata but it does a great rendition of Yanky doodle. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
7320 It's a little too brimstone and fiery for me. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
7321 Your organ radiates warmth 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
7322 Is thee ready to get down and turn up the heat? 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
7323 How about a chorus of "Amazing Grates". 1.0000 0.00837 120 120 0 0
7324 The valve sounds off. 1.0000 0.00837 120 120 0 0
7325 I like to think of it as “Fire and Brimstone Light” 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
7326 I know I told you your music needs warmth, but . . . 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
7327 Who did you say did the organ repair? 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
7328 It has a warm tone. 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
7329 It was a compromise. We wanted to go steampunk , but the Vatican wanted something more liturgical. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
7330 I love the way it makes hot air sound majestic 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
7331 Using a 3 D printer was cheaper than an overhaul 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
7332 I thought it might warm them up for the sermon. 1.0000 0.00264 379 379 0 0
7333 So this is why you sound a little too “hot and steamy” for worship. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
7334 We should reach out to those sinful plumbers who can't act! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7335 How much extra heat can we get from the "Ode to Joy"? 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
7336 I suppose the congregation will warm to it 1.0000 0.00257 389 389 0 0
7337 I suppose they thought they were going above and beyond to satisfy our service call. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
7338 That is some hot pipe organ you have there. I am sure you can get up some steam with it! 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
7339 We're trying to stay 'hip' with the kids these days 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
7340 I know my sermons are just a lot of hot air, but this may be pushing it just a bit don't you think? 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
7341 Don’t make eye contact. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
7342 Only has two settings , the scorching heat of the devil or the warmth of God . 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
7343 I assume these pipes have been bled and blessed. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
7344 Don't worry, summer will be here before you know it. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7345 I thought it would lend some credibility to the gospel version of Steam Heat. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7346 Can you play "Steam Heat?" or: Beats a calliope! 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
7347 With your playing I don’t think it will matter. 1.0000 0.00267 375 375 0 0
7348 We may have called the wrong pipefitter. 1.0000 0.00277 361 361 0 0
7349 Better practice. There's a nor-easter coming. 1.0000 0.00283 354 354 0 0
7350 I see we've switched to organic heating. 1.0000 0.00370 271 271 0 0
7351 This should sweat a confession out of them 1.0000 0.00370 271 271 0 0
7352 Do you know 'The Heat Is On' ? 1.0000 0.00370 271 271 0 0
7353 Let's not go non-union again. 1.0000 0.00367 273 273 0 0
7354 Hey, I'm just warming up! 1.0000 0.00363 276 276 0 0
7355 This is just the warm-up. 1.0000 0.00363 276 276 0 0
7356 I'm just blowing off some steam, father. 1.0000 0.00355 282 282 0 0
7357 The only problem is Summer concerts... 1.0000 0.00355 282 282 0 0
7358 One wrong note and the whole congregation will be vaporized. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7359 Hmm, at this rate Hell will never freeze over. 1.0000 0.00351 285 285 0 0
7360 Your playing does radiate a certain warmth. 1.0000 0.00334 300 300 0 0
7361 This is just the warm-up piece. 1.0000 0.00328 305 305 0 0
7362 Nice Pipes. 1.0000 0.00328 305 305 0 0
7363 As long as "Hallelujah" sounds good, I don't care what it looks like. 1.0000 0.00326 307 307 0 0
7364 It's pretty chilly today; better go for some Bach. 1.0000 0.00316 317 317 0 0
7365 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the chapel. 1.0000 0.00314 319 319 0 0
7366 It's better if I warm up first. 1.0000 0.00287 349 349 0 0
7367 Ok, but I don't literally want people to sweat. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
7368 Widor's Toccata and Fugue. With extra steam. 1.0000 0.00341 294 294 0 0
7369 Thus saith the Lord, let there be heat. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7370 Hmmm... Wouldn't you prefer a candelabra, Father? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7371 The younger parishioners asked for hot music. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7372 It radiates with spiritual warmth but it doesn't help the plumbing. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
7373 Sounds like the plumbers installed pipes. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
7374 Will that heat the church as well? 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
7375 Pastor Tom finally finds out who has been playing with the heat. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
7376 What, you don't like the acoustics? 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
7377 We're going to have to pass around that collection plate when the heating bill comes in. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
7378 Piped-in "heated" music for cold climate change sermons. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
7379 ...I heard hot new beat. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
7380 Sorry, Father, something rings hollow in your arrangement. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
7381 You say it only plays hot jazz? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
7382 I call this one "Hot-llelujah" 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
7383 Trust me, this funeral is going to be hot. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
7384 It's very flat. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
7385 The Lord has spoken and the pipes shall be drained. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
7386 You're using a radiator for pipes? No wonder it sounds dreadful! 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
7387 The pope asked that I play music that was hot. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
7388 Even a calliope would have been a stretch. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
7389 I said “raise the roof” not “raze the roof.” 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
7390 Padre, we have to add some warmth to your bleak sermons! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
7391 You say allegro, I say full steam ahead. 1.0000 0.00370 271 271 0 0
7392 We’ll finally be warm enough to not have to wear these kitschy cassocks anymore. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
7393 You forgot to order the pedalboard! 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
7394 They're still saying your piano playing is a greater taste of hell 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7395 They installed the new organ pipes today 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7396 So you don’t really care for music do you? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7397 Does the tuning on this thing change a lot when the heat comes up? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7398 Those tunes are piping hot! 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7399 It really radiates God's love. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
7400 I’m thinking there has to be a Leviticus, or maybe a Deuteronomy, for something like this. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
7401 I don't even like the contemporary service. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
7402 Can you play anything by ‘The Radiators’? 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
7403 When we decided to get a pipe organ powered heating system, I failed to consider how it would affect my sleep. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
7404 I thought God could hear us through the vent. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
7405 You do know that incredibly loud steam heating pipe playing interrupts my confessionals? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
7406 Perhaps a bit off scale. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
7407 That’s actually the heater 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
7408 You know Father, there might be such a thing as blowing too much hot air. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
7409 I don't think this is what they meant by organtic. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
7410 You want me radiate God's glory with these new organ pipes? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
7411 I know you're trying to bring in the younger ones by making the music "hotter".....but this?!?!? 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
7412 Technically, yes, you did stop the radiator pipes from clanging. But that doesn't help. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
7413 It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7414 Yes, I believe this does qualify as a hybrid 1.0000 0.00374 268 268 0 0
7415 It did say ‘size not to scale’ on the box 1.0000 0.00377 266 266 0 0
7416 God wanted to know if you could play something cooler. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
7417 It produces a warmer sound. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
7418 Warm tones, yes, but I could do without the percussion. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
7419 We need to pass the plate more. 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
7420 This wasn't what I had in mind when I said you could heat things up. 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
7421 Could you play something with a little less hiss? 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
7422 Play something to warm up the congregants. 1.0000 0.00491 204 204 0 0
7423 When did we first start noticing the hissing sound? 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
7424 It’s not so much the hissing sound as it is the loud clanking. 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
7425 "It's how I blow off steam". 1.0000 0.00499 201 201 0 0
7426 The pipes are impressive, but the clanging and hissing are really distracting. 1.0000 0.00494 203 203 0 0
7427 I don't think this is what they meant by 'bringin' the heat'." 1.0000 0.00494 203 203 0 0
7428 Um, no. It will be hot as hell in here. 1.0000 0.00494 203 203 0 0
7429 Your music has a lovely warm quality. 1.0000 0.00489 205 205 0 0
7430 That's pretty steamy for Ecclesiastical music, Father! 1.0000 0.00489 205 205 0 0
7431 Oh...now I understand that clanging noise during mass. 1.0000 0.00484 207 207 0 0
7432 Ah, a warmer sound 1.0000 0.00475 211 211 0 0
7433 I admire the warmth of your tone. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
7434 But can it handle Handel? 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
7435 I must admit it does give the music a warmer feeling. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
7436 I'm still cold, try some boogie woogie. 1.0000 0.00522 192 192 0 0
7437 Why don't you try a little more hum and a little less hiss? 1.0000 0.00542 185 185 0 0
7438 We have converted t 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
7439 It's still cold in here. Play "Hot Stuff"! 1.0000 0.00542 185 185 0 0
7440 Should it be hissing like that? 1.0000 0.00542 185 185 0 0
7441 At least you got rid of that damned cup and monkey. 1.0000 0.00542 185 185 0 0
7442 Okay, okay... but before you say anything else, you’ve just got to hear me play Steam Heat! 1.0000 0.00542 185 185 0 0
7443 Your playing lacks warmth 1.0000 0.00536 187 187 0 0
7444 It could have been worse. Duchamp for instance. 1.0000 0.00536 187 187 0 0
7445 It played well in Brooklyn. 1.0000 0.00475 211 211 0 0
7446 Do you think you could play the recessional so it doesn't sound so Heavy Metal? 1.0000 0.00536 187 187 0 0
7447 Well, we could always open a window during the second movement. 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
7448 This was not what I meant when I said next week you should really bring the heat. 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
7449 Ever since we installed the new organ our heating bills have been through the spire. 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
7450 Did you call the Super? 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
7451 The organ works well, but it tends to overheat. 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
7452 No bleeding...we’re Episcopalians. 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
7453 It's really a wine dispenser. 1.0000 0.00522 192 192 0 0
7454 It's a creative way for me to let off some steam. 1.0000 0.00522 192 192 0 0
7455 Plus it comes with its own percussion. 1.0000 0.00536 187 187 0 0
7456 But it's all I can do to keep them awake for an hour as it is. 1.0000 0.00471 213 213 0 0
7457 And you thought I was full of hot air. 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
7458 Sounds like it came from a rent controlled apartment 1.0000 0.00466 215 215 0 0
7459 The music will radiate all through the church! 1.0000 0.00436 230 230 0 0
7460 Doesn't exactly sound as radiant as it looks. 1.0000 0.00430 233 233 0 0
7461 Hymns that warm the heart, the soul, and the whole congregation. 1.0000 0.00419 239 239 0 0
7462 The new organ sounds radiant to me. 1.0000 0.00421 238 238 0 0
7463 You really need to stop watching This Old House! 1.0000 0.00421 238 238 0 0
7464 I still feel a draft. You? 1.0000 0.00421 238 238 0 0
7465 Just think of the warmth it will add to the music> 1.0000 0.00421 238 238 0 0
7466 Brother Hector, as usual your music warms our hearts. 1.0000 0.00418 240 240 0 0
7467 Well,yes,but the Plumber's Union did it for free. 1.0000 0.00436 230 230 0 0
7468 I'll be preaching hellfire for Sunday's sermon, so I'm counting on you for a hot number. 1.0000 0.00414 242 242 0 0
7469 When you played "Let the Holy Ghost Come In," I swear I heard knocking. 1.0000 0.00409 245 245 0 0
7470 It's great; but can you keep the pipes from knocking at 6 a. m.? 1.0000 0.00399 251 251 0 0
7471 I'm just blowing off some steam. 1.0000 0.00393 255 255 0 0
7472 When I said to “bring the heat” that was not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.00393 255 255 0 0
7473 Next time you ask for God to radiate his light, be more specific. 1.0000 0.00398 252 252 0 0
7474 Play it again. This time with a little more steam. 1.0000 0.00387 259 259 0 0
7475 It sounds great...except for that loud knocking. 1.0000 0.00378 265 265 0 0
7476 It took an eternity to tune it. 1.0000 0.00378 265 265 0 0
7477 You can pull out all the stops except the hiss, whistle, and clank. 1.0000 0.00409 245 245 0 0
7478 The sound radiates better this way. 1.0000 0.00374 268 268 0 0
7479 This is what we've been fundraising for? 1.0000 0.00440 228 228 0 0
7480 Just give me a few minutes to warm up, Father. 1.0000 0.00443 226 226 0 0
7481 Sorry, it only plays 'Baby, It's Cold Outside'. 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
7482 But Maestro, only ONE register?!?! 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
7483 You're right. It is pretty unorthodox. 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
7484 The middle range is filled with warmth and resonance, but in the higher registers, I'm hearing quite a few clinkers. 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
7485 Oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are warming. 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
7486 What? It’s from an organ donor! 1.0000 0.00473 212 212 0 0
7487 Hot time in the old nave tonight! 1.0000 0.00468 214 214 0 0
7488 I like its nice warm sound. 1.0000 0.00460 218 218 0 0
7489 It has a very warm tone. 1.0000 0.00440 228 228 0 0
7490 Well, tomorrow we have a tuner coming over to flush it. 1.0000 0.00466 215 215 0 0
7491 You’ve got to find another way to let off steam. 1.0000 0.00458 219 219 0 0
7492 No I clearly said radiance. 1.0000 0.00458 219 219 0 0
7493 Well, if this doesn't work out you have a career as a super 1.0000 0.00458 219 219 0 0
7494 not what I meant when I said.." your music should radiate" 1.0000 0.00454 221 221 0 0
7495 Sounds like a lot of hot air to me. 1.0000 0.00449 223 223 0 0
7496 If you have trouble warming up try banging on the pipes. 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
7497 It might sound great but the boiler room is hot as Hell. 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
7498 Go ahead, let off some steam. 1.0000 0.00443 226 226 0 0
7499 Turn up the heat in that second stanza. 1.0000 0.00458 219 219 0 0
7500 I got steam heat but I need your love to keep away the cold. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0