Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
The hard part was transposing from C major to Fahrenheit. |
1.9250 |
0.01220 |
4280 |
1535 |
1531 |
1214 |
1 |
It's for when hell freezes over. |
1.8977 |
0.01168 |
4616 |
1714 |
1660 |
1242 |
2 |
We need to screen our organ donors more closely. |
1.8726 |
0.01146 |
4857 |
1898 |
1680 |
1279 |
3 |
Have you tried banging on it? |
1.8380 |
0.01282 |
3617 |
1416 |
1371 |
830 |
4 |
Is it too hot to Handel? |
1.8362 |
0.01609 |
2442 |
1004 |
834 |
604 |
5 |
The last guy played beautifully, but he couldn't handle the pressure. |
1.8340 |
0.01069 |
4862 |
1821 |
2027 |
1014 |
6 |
No. I said streaming music. |
1.8273 |
0.01171 |
4477 |
1826 |
1598 |
1053 |
7 |
When I get to that part where I talk about Hell turn it all the way up' |
1.8150 |
0.01593 |
2443 |
1025 |
845 |
573 |
8 |
You're right. It has a warmer sound. |
1.8134 |
0.01267 |
3350 |
1271 |
1433 |
646 |
9 |
The hissing is coming from the congregation. |
1.8110 |
0.01193 |
4345 |
1832 |
1502 |
1011 |
10 |
Too hot to Handel. |
1.8010 |
0.01262 |
3860 |
1646 |
1336 |
878 |
11 |
With our budget it was either heat or music, until I had a vision. |
1.7856 |
0.01224 |
3872 |
1627 |
1448 |
797 |
12 |
The man upstairs is complaining. |
1.7623 |
0.02399 |
1098 |
508 |
343 |
247 |
13 |
Exactly who did you call to fix the pipes? |
1.7618 |
0.01592 |
2313 |
1019 |
826 |
468 |
14 |
It's right out of the Old Tenement. |
1.7617 |
0.01299 |
3639 |
1654 |
1198 |
787 |
15 |
All the other organists are going solar. |
1.7528 |
0.01159 |
4171 |
1811 |
1580 |
780 |
16 |
It has a nice warm sound to it |
1.7505 |
0.02321 |
938 |
383 |
406 |
149 |
17 |
I see the radiator's baroque again. |
1.7451 |
0.01304 |
3574 |
1658 |
1169 |
747 |
18 |
We won’t be needing you from May to October. |
1.7187 |
0.01307 |
3143 |
1410 |
1207 |
526 |
19 |
In December, it seemed like such a great idea. |
1.7152 |
0.01499 |
2170 |
926 |
936 |
308 |
20 |
If it gets cold in here, pull out all the stops. |
1.7139 |
0.01285 |
3258 |
1476 |
1238 |
544 |
21 |
The tuner is on his way, but the plumber can’t make it until Tuesday. |
1.7106 |
0.01295 |
3093 |
1379 |
1230 |
484 |
22 |
When I get to the part about damnation and hell - turn up the heat. |
1.7099 |
0.01249 |
3612 |
1694 |
1272 |
646 |
23 |
Sorry for disturbing you Father - I was just letting off some steam. |
1.7081 |
0.02121 |
1230 |
572 |
445 |
213 |
24 |
The plumber was an organ donor. |
1.7069 |
0.01273 |
3766 |
1862 |
1146 |
758 |
25 |
Every once in a while I just play to let off a little steam. |
1.6994 |
0.01369 |
2831 |
1304 |
1074 |
453 |
26 |
You're right, it does have a warmer tone. |
1.6947 |
0.01338 |
2820 |
1273 |
1135 |
412 |
27 |
Done warming up? |
1.6934 |
0.01583 |
2042 |
931 |
806 |
305 |
28 |
Sunday's bulletin will recognize the generous contribution of Plumbers Union Local 75. |
1.6926 |
0.01295 |
3256 |
1543 |
1171 |
542 |
29 |
Can you take a break? It’s hotter than hell in here. |
1.6921 |
0.01685 |
2059 |
1016 |
661 |
382 |
30 |
I said I wanted something 'radiant in E flat', not the 'radiator from Flat E' |
1.6894 |
0.01696 |
2041 |
1014 |
647 |
380 |
31 |
The landlord works in mysterious ways. |
1.6827 |
0.01479 |
2606 |
1287 |
859 |
460 |
32 |
I know it looks weird, but we can heat the whole building with one good Bach Aria. |
1.6795 |
0.01689 |
1875 |
898 |
680 |
297 |
33 |
You said you could play anything. |
1.6790 |
0.01468 |
2452 |
1167 |
905 |
380 |
34 |
Your performance tonight was radiant. |
1.6713 |
0.01477 |
2434 |
1177 |
880 |
377 |
35 |
Not what I meant when I said your job was to warm up the congregation. |
1.6687 |
0.01459 |
2421 |
1157 |
909 |
355 |
36 |
We should have been suspicious when there was no photo on eBay. |
1.6682 |
0.01498 |
2387 |
1166 |
847 |
374 |
37 |
The parishioners were complaining that the music left them cold. |
1.6667 |
0.01726 |
1737 |
835 |
646 |
256 |
38 |
Next time I'll be more specific when I pray for an organ transplant. |
1.6653 |
0.01565 |
2387 |
1231 |
724 |
432 |
39 |
Can you not play the organ when I’m taking a shower? |
1.6650 |
0.01529 |
2430 |
1233 |
778 |
419 |
40 |
Plays much better since I filled it with holy water |
1.6585 |
0.01550 |
2252 |
1125 |
771 |
356 |
41 |
And they said the radiator organ was just a pipe dream. |
1.6555 |
0.01869 |
1617 |
831 |
512 |
274 |
42 |
You play with great convection. |
1.6551 |
0.01732 |
1847 |
940 |
604 |
303 |
43 |
Nice set of pipes. |
1.6551 |
0.01479 |
2392 |
1180 |
857 |
355 |
44 |
I start out slow, but I build up steam. |
1.6543 |
0.01338 |
2786 |
1342 |
1065 |
379 |
45 |
Hot air is reserved for the pulpit, son. |
1.6528 |
0.01775 |
1757 |
897 |
573 |
287 |
46 |
You play with such convection. |
1.6410 |
0.01570 |
2173 |
1112 |
729 |
332 |
47 |
Sounds like heavy metal... |
1.6408 |
0.01820 |
1662 |
863 |
533 |
266 |
48 |
For some reason, it’s only loud at 3:00 AM. |
1.6391 |
0.01779 |
1679 |
858 |
569 |
252 |
49 |
Gives me a chance to let off a little steam when I play. |
1.6378 |
0.01539 |
2112 |
1049 |
779 |
284 |
50 |
Did you or did you NOT offer to show Sister Margaret your huge organ? |
1.6277 |
0.01912 |
1601 |
877 |
443 |
281 |
51 |
I’ve never bought anything on Amazon before |
1.6264 |
0.01737 |
1788 |
941 |
574 |
273 |
52 |
The sound really radiates. |
1.6262 |
0.01661 |
1811 |
917 |
654 |
240 |
53 |
When Easter lands on April Fool's Day, God simply can't help Himself. |
1.6254 |
0.01821 |
1783 |
986 |
479 |
318 |
54 |
We’ve had a complaint from The Man upstairs. |
1.6251 |
0.01771 |
1755 |
935 |
543 |
277 |
55 |
In winter it practically plays itself. |
1.6200 |
0.01735 |
1642 |
836 |
594 |
212 |
56 |
Play something in Celsius minor. |
1.6166 |
0.01670 |
1526 |
729 |
653 |
144 |
57 |
Radiant, Father John. Absolutely radiant. |
1.6145 |
0.01872 |
1489 |
786 |
491 |
212 |
58 |
I’ m afraid it’s getting too hot for Handel. |
1.6138 |
0.01885 |
1476 |
782 |
482 |
212 |
59 |
I know it's been a terrible mix-up, but if you stop playing, we'll freeze. |
1.6128 |
0.01807 |
1441 |
726 |
547 |
168 |
60 |
Are you sure that’s the right register? |
1.6125 |
0.01824 |
1476 |
759 |
530 |
187 |
61 |
It looks Unitarian. |
1.6107 |
0.01946 |
1341 |
703 |
457 |
181 |
62 |
Have you tried just hitting it with a hammer? |
1.6066 |
0.01924 |
1337 |
697 |
469 |
171 |
63 |
We think it has a nice, warm sound. |
1.6024 |
0.01905 |
1275 |
649 |
484 |
142 |
64 |
You’re right. The organ donor wasn’t a perfect match. |
1.5995 |
0.02155 |
1191 |
663 |
342 |
186 |
65 |
I play mostly to let off steam. |
1.5992 |
0.02099 |
1205 |
658 |
372 |
175 |
66 |
I can't control the volume, the only thing I can do is open the windows. |
1.5968 |
0.02205 |
1111 |
614 |
331 |
166 |
67 |
We both know I said 'Apostle Peter,' not 'colossal heater.' |
1.5940 |
0.02169 |
1106 |
603 |
349 |
154 |
68 |
Well, if it's not baroque, don't fix it. |
1.5933 |
0.02106 |
1126 |
603 |
378 |
145 |
69 |
In the summer we just use the piano. |
1.5922 |
0.02046 |
1123 |
586 |
409 |
128 |
70 |
Now the hot air won't just be coming from the pulpit. |
1.5901 |
0.02109 |
1076 |
568 |
381 |
127 |
71 |
We'll be the hottest church in town. |
1.5897 |
0.02146 |
1070 |
573 |
363 |
134 |
72 |
Warming up? |
1.5896 |
0.02098 |
1072 |
563 |
386 |
123 |
73 |
It knocks at B-flat. |
1.5890 |
0.02160 |
1056 |
566 |
358 |
132 |
74 |
Who was the organ donor? |
1.5879 |
0.02098 |
1058 |
554 |
386 |
118 |
75 |
Play Number 73 during the day, and 68 at night. |
1.5866 |
0.02209 |
1028 |
558 |
337 |
133 |
76 |
You think that’s something...the baptismal font flushes. |
1.5864 |
0.02290 |
1013 |
565 |
302 |
146 |
77 |
We got it from an organ donor. |
1.5859 |
0.02357 |
995 |
566 |
275 |
154 |
78 |
It definitely gives the music a warmer tone. |
1.5851 |
0.02186 |
1005 |
536 |
350 |
119 |
79 |
You were right. We shouldn't have combined the facilities committee with the worship committee. |
1.5849 |
0.02265 |
995 |
546 |
316 |
133 |
80 |
I come here Sundays just to let off steam. |
1.5846 |
0.02293 |
910 |
485 |
318 |
107 |
81 |
It’s from a large organ donor. |
1.5800 |
0.02488 |
912 |
529 |
237 |
146 |
82 |
It's not easy to find someone who can still play one of these. |
1.5757 |
0.02291 |
839 |
438 |
319 |
82 |
83 |
Mostly I play to let off a little steam. |
1.5744 |
0.02285 |
867 |
459 |
318 |
90 |
84 |
I think it's clang hiss hiss clang, not clang clang hiss clang. |
1.5732 |
0.02470 |
867 |
493 |
251 |
123 |
85 |
The President still thinks his organ is bigger than yours. |
1.5728 |
0.02388 |
845 |
461 |
284 |
100 |
86 |
I agree it needs tuning. I'll call the plumber. |
1.5726 |
0.02245 |
854 |
444 |
331 |
79 |
87 |
This explains why I hear Bach when I turn up the thermostat. |
1.5723 |
0.02361 |
858 |
467 |
291 |
100 |
88 |
Play louder. It's cold in here. |
1.5721 |
0.02248 |
846 |
439 |
330 |
77 |
89 |
The plumber's union is really strong in this diocese. |
1.5718 |
0.02246 |
850 |
442 |
330 |
78 |
90 |
Donald Trump is President and you're asking me to explain THIS? |
1.5713 |
0.02714 |
814 |
493 |
177 |
144 |
91 |
Are you sure it's "A Mighty Furnace is Our God"? |
1.5697 |
0.02505 |
804 |
450 |
250 |
104 |
92 |
Are you rehearsing, or just letting off steam? |
1.5692 |
0.02286 |
817 |
426 |
317 |
74 |
93 |
We couldn't find an organ donor? |
1.5681 |
0.02418 |
815 |
446 |
275 |
94 |
94 |
It's cold in here. Pull out all the stops. |
1.5677 |
0.02540 |
805 |
458 |
237 |
110 |
95 |
I said play with "humility", not "humidity". |
1.5671 |
0.02440 |
797 |
436 |
270 |
91 |
96 |
Nothing too steamy. |
1.5668 |
0.02405 |
801 |
434 |
280 |
87 |
97 |
I find that playing the organ is a good way to let off some steam. |
1.5662 |
0.02482 |
793 |
440 |
257 |
96 |
98 |
Play faster. It's still cold in the vestibule. |
1.5662 |
0.02492 |
786 |
436 |
255 |
95 |
99 |
Oh, I always come in early to warm up. |
1.5657 |
0.02510 |
792 |
444 |
248 |
100 |
100 |
Keep it down to mezzo forte. The wallpaper is starting to peel. |
1.5648 |
0.02322 |
749 |
385 |
305 |
59 |
101 |
I once was cold, but now am warm. |
1.5646 |
0.02321 |
774 |
403 |
305 |
66 |
102 |
Yeah it sounds nice now, but you should have heard the racket it made around 3am. |
1.5636 |
0.02480 |
763 |
418 |
260 |
85 |
103 |
I'm just getting warmed up. |
1.5634 |
0.02333 |
765 |
399 |
301 |
65 |
104 |
This thing is making my psalms too sweaty |
1.5630 |
0.02405 |
762 |
407 |
281 |
74 |
105 |
Play some scales. I’m freezing. |
1.5627 |
0.02568 |
750 |
421 |
236 |
93 |
106 |
We're gonna take a lot of heat for this, aren't we? |
1.5601 |
0.02631 |
732 |
417 |
220 |
95 |
107 |
It has a much warmer sound than the old pipes. |
1.5601 |
0.02238 |
741 |
372 |
323 |
46 |
108 |
That was radiant. |
1.5596 |
0.02551 |
738 |
411 |
241 |
86 |
109 |
This piece is based on stories from the old tenement. |
1.5596 |
0.02705 |
738 |
433 |
197 |
108 |
110 |
Sounds fine, but it's hot as hell in here. |
1.5591 |
0.02570 |
728 |
406 |
237 |
85 |
111 |
Sounds like heaven. Feels like hell. |
1.5585 |
0.02505 |
718 |
390 |
255 |
73 |
112 |
Let’s conclude the service with ‘Jesu, Joy of Man’s Perspiring.’ |
1.5563 |
0.02526 |
710 |
388 |
249 |
73 |
113 |
It has a six octave range and puts out 25,000 B.T.U.'s |
1.5559 |
0.02396 |
707 |
370 |
281 |
56 |
114 |
Would you please stop playing with the thermostat? |
1.5552 |
0.02585 |
697 |
386 |
235 |
76 |
115 |
Actually the occasional banging kept them awake. |
1.5551 |
0.02441 |
699 |
370 |
270 |
59 |
116 |
It warms the soul and also the first three pews |
1.5548 |
0.02561 |
694 |
381 |
241 |
72 |
117 |
I hope you saved the receipt |
1.5548 |
0.02305 |
694 |
351 |
301 |
42 |
118 |
I'm sorry, Joe, but the super says he can't turn it on til October. |
1.5531 |
0.02512 |
678 |
364 |
253 |
61 |
119 |
May I suggest, "A Mighty Furnace is Our God?" |
1.5526 |
0.02822 |
646 |
375 |
185 |
86 |
120 |
The sound certainly radiates. |
1.5523 |
0.02475 |
679 |
361 |
261 |
57 |
121 |
Well, you said you wanted a warmer sound. |
1.5520 |
0.02675 |
663 |
372 |
216 |
75 |
122 |
Just letting off some steam, Father. |
1.5508 |
0.02519 |
659 |
352 |
251 |
56 |
123 |
Our most generous parishioner is a heating contractor. |
1.5507 |
0.02449 |
661 |
346 |
266 |
49 |
124 |
Did you keep the box from Amazon? |
1.5502 |
0.02503 |
658 |
350 |
254 |
54 |
125 |
Who exactly did you call to change the pipes? |
1.5496 |
0.02768 |
655 |
378 |
194 |
83 |
126 |
We're letting you go for the summer |
1.5470 |
0.02606 |
638 |
348 |
231 |
59 |
127 |
It does radiate a certain warmth. |
1.5464 |
0.02450 |
646 |
338 |
263 |
45 |
128 |
You play the air conditioner too, right? |
1.5444 |
0.02602 |
630 |
343 |
231 |
56 |
129 |
Try banging on the pipes. |
1.5444 |
0.02779 |
619 |
353 |
195 |
71 |
130 |
Another beautiful performance, Greg. I was just wondering... is the banging part of the hymn, or should I call the super? |
1.5426 |
0.02560 |
610 |
325 |
239 |
46 |
131 |
Frankly, we're not big on heavy metal around here |
1.5409 |
0.02869 |
599 |
348 |
178 |
73 |
132 |
We should switch to the piano for the summer. |
1.5399 |
0.02945 |
589 |
348 |
164 |
77 |
133 |
...So, exactly how long do you need to warm up? |
1.5392 |
0.02633 |
586 |
316 |
224 |
46 |
134 |
When I get to the part about hellfire and damnation, let her rip. |
1.5391 |
0.02559 |
588 |
311 |
237 |
40 |
135 |
Next time you pray for pipes be more specific. |
1.5379 |
0.02671 |
567 |
306 |
217 |
44 |
136 |
Great set of pipes |
1.5370 |
0.02475 |
568 |
291 |
249 |
28 |
137 |
The Salvation Army. Why do you ask? |
1.5357 |
0.04716 |
252 |
156 |
57 |
39 |
138 |
Still warming up? |
1.5356 |
0.02388 |
562 |
281 |
261 |
20 |
139 |
Well, Brother, some like it hot. |
1.5355 |
0.02646 |
564 |
303 |
220 |
41 |
140 |
We're giving you the summer off. |
1.5355 |
0.02658 |
564 |
304 |
218 |
42 |
141 |
Sounded great until someone flushed a toilet. |
1.5355 |
0.02950 |
564 |
330 |
166 |
68 |
142 |
It can play "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" by itself. |
1.5353 |
0.02984 |
566 |
335 |
159 |
72 |
143 |
You said you wanted a sound that radiates |
1.5345 |
0.02849 |
565 |
322 |
184 |
59 |
144 |
Sounds great but it's hotter than hell in here. |
1.5343 |
0.02642 |
554 |
296 |
220 |
38 |
145 |
We’re gonna need more holy water. |
1.5341 |
0.02749 |
558 |
308 |
202 |
48 |
146 |
Somehow it always sounds better in the winter. |
1.5336 |
0.02614 |
551 |
292 |
224 |
35 |
147 |
I’d describe its sound as radiant |
1.5322 |
0.03091 |
543 |
327 |
143 |
73 |
148 |
Ok, but if that thing breaks you're in hot water. |
1.5322 |
0.03069 |
543 |
325 |
147 |
71 |
149 |
Just give me a minute to warm up. |
1.5321 |
0.02710 |
545 |
296 |
208 |
41 |
150 |
How much cheaper? |
1.5321 |
0.02783 |
545 |
302 |
196 |
47 |
151 |
We'll need you to come in and play twice a day in the winter. |
1.5316 |
0.02496 |
538 |
275 |
240 |
23 |
152 |
Let me guess. You still need a few more hours to warm up? |
1.5314 |
0.02386 |
542 |
270 |
256 |
16 |
153 |
Pipe Organ repair is a dying trade... we had to go with AtoZ Plumbing. |
1.5294 |
0.02999 |
527 |
307 |
161 |
59 |
154 |
The landlord works in mysterious ways. |
1.5292 |
0.03041 |
531 |
314 |
153 |
64 |
155 |
It does radiate a warm, lovely tone. |
1.5292 |
0.02759 |
531 |
291 |
199 |
41 |
156 |
They're hell to tune. |
1.5288 |
0.02839 |
520 |
289 |
187 |
44 |
157 |
It may not be pretty but it cut our heating in half. |
1.5286 |
0.02963 |
524 |
302 |
167 |
55 |
158 |
Well, at least the hot air won't only be coming from the pulpit. |
1.5285 |
0.02868 |
526 |
296 |
182 |
48 |
159 |
It's a great way to let off some steam. |
1.5285 |
0.02942 |
526 |
302 |
170 |
54 |
160 |
Do we call a plumber when it needs to be tuned? |
1.5278 |
0.02849 |
521 |
291 |
185 |
45 |
161 |
Letting off a little steam I see |
1.5271 |
0.03022 |
516 |
301 |
158 |
57 |
162 |
Do I have time to warm up first? |
1.5262 |
0.03001 |
515 |
299 |
161 |
55 |
163 |
This time with a little more humidity. |
1.5254 |
0.03064 |
512 |
302 |
151 |
59 |
164 |
The Monsignor misunderstood your request for heavy metal. |
1.5250 |
0.02688 |
501 |
266 |
207 |
28 |
165 |
We should have been more specific about fixing the pipes. |
1.5240 |
0.02961 |
500 |
285 |
168 |
47 |
166 |
I thought the tone would be warmer. |
1.5239 |
0.02532 |
502 |
257 |
227 |
18 |
167 |
You couldn't have just prayed for a sweater? |
1.5238 |
0.02707 |
504 |
270 |
204 |
30 |
168 |
'Remind me not to order anything online.' |
1.5230 |
0.03262 |
499 |
308 |
121 |
70 |
169 |
"Steam punk. I like it. |
1.5224 |
0.02586 |
490 |
253 |
218 |
19 |
170 |
Given how much hot water we're in, it just made sense. |
1.5216 |
0.03164 |
485 |
289 |
139 |
57 |
171 |
Sometimes I think it was a mistake to merge the music and heating funds. |
1.5216 |
0.02792 |
485 |
263 |
191 |
31 |
172 |
Let’s see if hell freezes over now! |
1.5215 |
0.02747 |
489 |
263 |
197 |
29 |
173 |
"Were those windows always mosaics? |
1.5214 |
0.03055 |
491 |
286 |
154 |
51 |
174 |
That explains why it's hotter than hell in here. |
1.5207 |
0.02931 |
484 |
272 |
172 |
40 |
175 |
Craigslist? |
1.5206 |
0.02758 |
486 |
262 |
195 |
29 |
176 |
Because he's also our landlord and savior. |
1.5205 |
0.03216 |
488 |
296 |
130 |
62 |
177 |
Do you know anything besides the knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door? |
1.5198 |
0.03251 |
481 |
293 |
126 |
62 |
178 |
Did you keep the receipt? |
1.5198 |
0.03157 |
481 |
286 |
140 |
55 |
179 |
God doesn't like heavy metal. |
1.5197 |
0.03241 |
483 |
294 |
127 |
62 |
180 |
Five more minutes? I’m just getting warmed up! |
1.5188 |
0.02963 |
480 |
272 |
167 |
41 |
181 |
With everybody sweating, it's getting harder to tell who the sinners are. |
1.5188 |
0.03021 |
480 |
276 |
159 |
45 |
182 |
Radiant! |
1.5179 |
0.03172 |
475 |
283 |
138 |
54 |
183 |
Just my way of letting off steam. |
1.5169 |
0.02731 |
472 |
252 |
196 |
24 |
184 |
It really does have a warm sound. |
1.5152 |
0.02631 |
462 |
240 |
206 |
16 |
185 |
...and twice on the pipes if the answer is no. |
1.5152 |
0.02770 |
462 |
248 |
190 |
24 |
186 |
If it breaks down again we're both going to be in hot water. |
1.5152 |
0.03195 |
462 |
275 |
136 |
51 |
187 |
It was a bequest from a prominent heating contractor. |
1.5134 |
0.02508 |
448 |
225 |
216 |
7 |
188 |
Is it just me or is it hot as hell in here ? |
1.5132 |
0.03176 |
454 |
268 |
139 |
47 |
189 |
Impressive, but a bit too steamy for the Church. |
1.5131 |
0.02496 |
458 |
231 |
219 |
8 |
190 |
Pardon me, but isn't it the hot, steaming organs that have previously got priests in trouble? |
1.5125 |
0.03147 |
441 |
256 |
144 |
41 |
191 |
We losing younger people to the Protestant church. They use the electric baseboard. |
1.5122 |
0.02769 |
449 |
240 |
188 |
21 |
192 |
Please, no heavy metal in church. |
1.5122 |
0.02866 |
451 |
247 |
177 |
27 |
193 |
I said "radiant". |
1.5113 |
0.03175 |
442 |
259 |
140 |
43 |
194 |
It may not play hymns but it gives off a divine radiance |
1.5113 |
0.02741 |
442 |
234 |
190 |
18 |
195 |
The best thing about it was not having to choose between a new organ and a new heating system. |
1.5113 |
0.03083 |
444 |
255 |
151 |
38 |
196 |
I know it's a little different, but Claes Oldenburg was very specific in his endowment. |
1.5082 |
0.03392 |
429 |
263 |
114 |
52 |
197 |
No you can't alter the volume. It's either on or off. |
1.5081 |
0.02963 |
433 |
241 |
164 |
28 |
198 |
I assume this is to compensate for your small organ? |
1.5071 |
0.02948 |
420 |
231 |
165 |
24 |
199 |
No pressure. |
1.5070 |
0.02949 |
428 |
237 |
165 |
26 |
200 |
Does it play in Fahrenheit or Celsius? |
1.5059 |
0.03378 |
423 |
258 |
116 |
49 |
201 |
I’m going to warm up the choir. |
1.5059 |
0.02790 |
425 |
227 |
181 |
17 |
202 |
This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted the sound to radiate. |
1.5059 |
0.02868 |
425 |
231 |
173 |
21 |
203 |
It was either this or double-pane the stained glass. |
1.5049 |
0.02956 |
410 |
225 |
163 |
22 |
204 |
How long do you need to warm up before we start the service? |
1.5049 |
0.02790 |
410 |
217 |
179 |
14 |
205 |
Well, that's the last time we hire an organ tuner based on their Yelp reviews. |
1.5048 |
0.02701 |
416 |
217 |
188 |
11 |
206 |
Looks like your pipe dream came true. |
1.5048 |
0.02958 |
418 |
231 |
163 |
24 |
207 |
The sound will definitely radiate. |
1.5037 |
0.02523 |
409 |
205 |
202 |
2 |
208 |
I don't know . . . just bang something out. |
1.5036 |
0.03209 |
413 |
241 |
136 |
36 |
209 |
Every now and then you have to remind them how uncomfortable it could get. |
1.5025 |
0.02849 |
406 |
218 |
172 |
16 |
210 |
It adds a lot of warmth to the sound. |
1.5024 |
0.02613 |
410 |
210 |
194 |
6 |
211 |
Forgive me, I am still warming up. |
1.5013 |
0.02692 |
395 |
204 |
184 |
7 |
212 |
Keep playing. It's still cold in the back. |
1.5013 |
0.03231 |
399 |
232 |
134 |
33 |
213 |
It's particularly good for pssssssalms. |
1.5012 |
0.02645 |
401 |
206 |
189 |
6 |
214 |
Let the Presbyterians have their forced air! |
1.5012 |
0.03449 |
403 |
247 |
110 |
46 |
215 |
It may look pretty big, but most of the hot air will still come from the pulpit. |
1.5012 |
0.03641 |
403 |
258 |
88 |
57 |
216 |
No, but maybe I can play it if you hiss a few bars |
1.5012 |
0.03231 |
409 |
240 |
133 |
36 |
217 |
It does have a much warmer sound. |
1.5000 |
0.03117 |
398 |
226 |
145 |
27 |
218 |
Can you play anything other than "Can you hear me knocking?" |
1.5000 |
0.03014 |
398 |
221 |
155 |
22 |
219 |
Hello Father. I like to come here sometimes to blow off some steam. |
1.5000 |
0.02841 |
408 |
220 |
172 |
16 |
220 |
The hissing sound you hear is from the parishioners, not the radiator. |
1.5000 |
0.03164 |
404 |
233 |
140 |
31 |
221 |
Now's your chance to blow off some steam before the choir gets here. |
1.4988 |
0.03091 |
403 |
229 |
147 |
27 |
222 |
Just warming up, I assume? |
1.4987 |
0.03102 |
397 |
225 |
146 |
26 |
223 |
Frankly, it sounds as if you're just banging on them... |
1.4987 |
0.03427 |
395 |
240 |
113 |
42 |
224 |
Oh Danny? Boy, the pipes are calling! |
1.4987 |
0.03637 |
391 |
248 |
91 |
52 |
225 |
Do you know “Let It Bleed”? |
1.4975 |
0.03526 |
394 |
245 |
102 |
47 |
226 |
Of course it sounds like a radiator...it IS a radiator. |
1.4974 |
0.03251 |
392 |
229 |
131 |
32 |
227 |
It takes a while but you warm up to it. |
1.4974 |
0.02654 |
392 |
202 |
185 |
5 |
228 |
And here I thought that hissing sound was coming from our parishioners |
1.4974 |
0.02687 |
390 |
202 |
182 |
6 |
229 |
Can you turn it down? |
1.4974 |
0.02944 |
390 |
213 |
160 |
17 |
230 |
I couldn't pay the heating bill, we're baroque! |
1.4974 |
0.02759 |
390 |
205 |
176 |
9 |
231 |
Yes, I believe they do have a warmer sound. |
1.4974 |
0.03182 |
386 |
221 |
138 |
27 |
232 |
The guy seemed legit...his drivers license said 'organ donor.' |
1.4961 |
0.03037 |
389 |
217 |
151 |
21 |
233 |
Not exactly what I meant by ‘Bring the heat this Sunday’ |
1.4961 |
0.02936 |
387 |
211 |
160 |
16 |
234 |
I think they got the wrong organ donor. |
1.4961 |
0.03393 |
385 |
231 |
117 |
37 |
235 |
Folks are saying there's enough hot air coming from the pulpit. |
1.4948 |
0.03613 |
384 |
242 |
94 |
48 |
236 |
Yes, we had it filled with holy water. |
1.4948 |
0.03413 |
382 |
230 |
115 |
37 |
237 |
I think of you as my warm-up act. |
1.4948 |
0.02667 |
382 |
197 |
181 |
4 |
238 |
I suppose during the summer months the choir will be a capella? |
1.4947 |
0.02993 |
380 |
209 |
154 |
17 |
239 |
Just blowin’ off a little steam, monsignor. |
1.4947 |
0.03162 |
378 |
215 |
139 |
24 |
240 |
No, you may not play 'Steam Heat' during Communion. |
1.4934 |
0.03112 |
379 |
214 |
143 |
22 |
241 |
Are you done warming up? |
1.4934 |
0.03506 |
377 |
231 |
106 |
40 |
242 |
We should never have organ repairs done by the super. |
1.4919 |
0.03150 |
372 |
211 |
139 |
22 |
243 |
That was perfect. We’re at 72 degrees. |
1.4919 |
0.02861 |
372 |
199 |
163 |
10 |
244 |
The music really radiates. |
1.4919 |
0.03492 |
370 |
225 |
108 |
37 |
245 |
It only plays "Clang, Clang, Clang went the trolley...." |
1.4905 |
0.02752 |
367 |
192 |
170 |
5 |
246 |
I know it's not ornate, but the music is radiant. |
1.4905 |
0.03427 |
367 |
220 |
114 |
33 |
247 |
Can you play a little something to warm up the crowd? |
1.4905 |
0.02985 |
367 |
201 |
152 |
14 |
248 |
But, Father, you said you wanted the sound to radiate more! |
1.4890 |
0.03402 |
364 |
217 |
116 |
31 |
249 |
Can you do something about the banging? |
1.4890 |
0.03124 |
364 |
205 |
140 |
19 |
250 |
It has a nice warm tone. |
1.4890 |
0.02660 |
362 |
186 |
175 |
1 |
251 |
Beautiful. Full-steam ahead! |
1.4888 |
0.03032 |
358 |
197 |
147 |
14 |
252 |
The man upstairs says to turn it down. |
1.4875 |
0.03724 |
361 |
230 |
86 |
45 |
253 |
If it bangs, its probably God. |
1.4875 |
0.03554 |
361 |
222 |
102 |
37 |
254 |
Just what the sermon needs -- more hot air. |
1.4875 |
0.02964 |
361 |
197 |
152 |
12 |
255 |
That'll warm up the crowd. |
1.4874 |
0.02931 |
357 |
193 |
154 |
10 |
256 |
Play the Fahrenheit Requiem. |
1.4860 |
0.03678 |
356 |
224 |
91 |
41 |
257 |
Too bad we'll have to go a cappella for the summer. |
1.4860 |
0.03479 |
356 |
215 |
109 |
32 |
258 |
Even if it's not baroque, you still need to fix it. |
1.4859 |
0.03605 |
354 |
219 |
98 |
37 |
259 |
We took out the confessional. Now, we just sweat it out of them. |
1.4859 |
0.03779 |
354 |
227 |
82 |
45 |
260 |
“Is that a Mannheim Steamroller”? |
1.4858 |
0.02956 |
352 |
191 |
151 |
10 |
261 |
Why not try 'Rube Goldberg's Variations'? |
1.4856 |
0.03762 |
348 |
221 |
85 |
42 |
262 |
This is not what I meant when I said the music should be 'radiant.' |
1.4845 |
0.02830 |
355 |
189 |
160 |
6 |
263 |
Are you done warming up? |
1.4844 |
0.03084 |
353 |
197 |
141 |
15 |
264 |
We're looking for a dusty cat toy, a plastic drinking straw, and Father McKay. |
1.4843 |
0.03738 |
351 |
223 |
86 |
42 |
265 |
"I was wondering where all the holy water was going". |
1.4842 |
0.03597 |
349 |
215 |
99 |
35 |
266 |
Can you play something about 10 degrees cooler? |
1.4841 |
0.03566 |
347 |
212 |
102 |
33 |
267 |
It takes a while to warm up |
1.4841 |
0.03519 |
347 |
210 |
106 |
31 |
268 |
Great sound, but it’s hotter than hell in here!! |
1.4841 |
0.03170 |
347 |
196 |
134 |
17 |
269 |
It's just a prop. The whole thing just plays MP3 files. |
1.4841 |
0.03770 |
347 |
221 |
84 |
42 |
270 |
Radiant! |
1.4841 |
0.03726 |
347 |
219 |
88 |
40 |
271 |
That explains why it’s been hotter than hell in here. |
1.4841 |
0.03696 |
345 |
216 |
91 |
38 |
272 |
Find out who prayed for an organ transplant |
1.4840 |
0.03596 |
343 |
210 |
100 |
33 |
273 |
Steam punk, Father. |
1.4831 |
0.03052 |
354 |
197 |
143 |
14 |
274 |
We don't tune it. We bleed it. |
1.4830 |
0.02872 |
352 |
189 |
156 |
7 |
275 |
After playing Bach I feel a need to let off some steam. |
1.4829 |
0.02824 |
350 |
186 |
159 |
5 |
276 |
It' a great way to let off steam. |
1.4827 |
0.02871 |
346 |
185 |
155 |
6 |
277 |
The choir has requested that that you turn down the volume and turn up the heat. |
1.4826 |
0.03343 |
344 |
201 |
120 |
23 |
278 |
For goodness sake, don't pull out all the stops. |
1.4825 |
0.02949 |
342 |
185 |
149 |
8 |
279 |
Well, do you still insist that you can buy absolutely everything online? |
1.4822 |
0.03056 |
338 |
186 |
141 |
11 |
280 |
Why the big hissy fit? |
1.4809 |
0.03586 |
341 |
209 |
100 |
32 |
281 |
Let me guess, Craigslist? |
1.4807 |
0.03592 |
337 |
206 |
100 |
31 |
282 |
Now I see what you meant by a warmer sound. |
1.4807 |
0.02852 |
337 |
179 |
154 |
4 |
283 |
It's not the size of your organ that matters. |
1.4807 |
0.03760 |
337 |
213 |
86 |
38 |
284 |
You bought it, you tune it! |
1.4806 |
0.03632 |
335 |
206 |
97 |
32 |
285 |
Did you try turning it to the left? |
1.4805 |
0.03054 |
333 |
183 |
140 |
10 |
286 |
I know I said "arrange something that warms the soul". But I meant it metaphorically. |
1.4805 |
0.02933 |
333 |
179 |
148 |
6 |
287 |
Not cool. |
1.4793 |
0.03357 |
338 |
198 |
118 |
22 |
288 |
The sound is warm, yes, but insufferably dry. |
1.4792 |
0.02888 |
336 |
180 |
151 |
5 |
289 |
I hope the Man upstairs doesn’t mind the banging. |
1.4792 |
0.03525 |
336 |
203 |
105 |
28 |
290 |
Pace yourself or you'll run out of steam. |
1.4792 |
0.03500 |
336 |
202 |
107 |
27 |
291 |
Are you sure this is what the choir meant when they suggested a higher register? |
1.4792 |
0.02825 |
336 |
178 |
155 |
3 |
292 |
I wonder if we'll get heat for this. |
1.4792 |
0.03721 |
336 |
211 |
89 |
36 |
293 |
Jesus saves? Not with these heating bills. |
1.4790 |
0.02928 |
334 |
180 |
148 |
6 |
294 |
What did I tell you about buying from craigslist?! |
1.4790 |
0.03664 |
334 |
207 |
94 |
33 |
295 |
Still not quite right, but you're getting warmer. |
1.4790 |
0.03410 |
334 |
197 |
114 |
23 |
296 |
Blowing off a bit of steam are we? |
1.4789 |
0.03529 |
332 |
200 |
105 |
27 |
297 |
When I said, 'More heat,' I meant play with more passion. |
1.4789 |
0.03754 |
332 |
209 |
87 |
36 |
298 |
Beautiful sound — but it’s hotter than Hell in here. |
1.4788 |
0.03010 |
330 |
180 |
142 |
8 |
299 |
Can you take a break? The showers are running cold. |
1.4788 |
0.03595 |
330 |
201 |
100 |
29 |
300 |
Give me a few minutes to warm up. |
1.4787 |
0.03688 |
328 |
203 |
93 |
32 |
301 |
Can you play "Some Like It Hot? |
1.4787 |
0.02894 |
328 |
175 |
149 |
4 |
302 |
This is the same model which keeps hell from freezing over. |
1.4772 |
0.03779 |
329 |
208 |
85 |
36 |
303 |
Are you still warming up? |
1.4771 |
0.03459 |
327 |
194 |
110 |
23 |
304 |
I like to warm up before mass. |
1.4771 |
0.03695 |
327 |
203 |
92 |
32 |
305 |
God doesn’t care about the size of your pipes, Bill. |
1.4771 |
0.03695 |
327 |
203 |
92 |
32 |
306 |
It will sound better on Sunday. I was just warming up. |
1.4771 |
0.02931 |
327 |
176 |
146 |
5 |
307 |
We should be okay if hell freezes over! |
1.4753 |
0.03745 |
324 |
203 |
88 |
33 |
308 |
I have to admit that the sound is warmer. |
1.4732 |
0.03299 |
317 |
182 |
120 |
15 |
309 |
It's repurposed. |
1.4730 |
0.02853 |
315 |
167 |
147 |
1 |
310 |
This is going to be a problem in the summer. |
1.4727 |
0.03114 |
311 |
172 |
131 |
8 |
311 |
Well it's not exactly water into wine, but I'm going to put it down as a miracle anyway. |
1.4725 |
0.03160 |
309 |
172 |
128 |
9 |
312 |
Frankly, I was expecting a warmer tone. |
1.4724 |
0.02769 |
326 |
172 |
154 |
0 |
313 |
Well, you said you wanted the music to radiate throughout the sanctuary |
1.4719 |
0.03094 |
320 |
178 |
133 |
9 |
314 |
I should have been more explicit when I told the bishop that the pipes needed to be replaced. |
1.4710 |
0.03701 |
310 |
191 |
92 |
27 |
315 |
Yes John, “hot as Hell” was a metaphor. |
1.4710 |
0.03219 |
310 |
175 |
124 |
11 |
316 |
I still can't warm up to it ... |
1.4695 |
0.02835 |
311 |
165 |
146 |
0 |
317 |
All I told him was that I wanted a more radiant sound... |
1.4691 |
0.03894 |
307 |
196 |
78 |
33 |
318 |
So it's twice on the pipes if the answer is "no". |
1.4689 |
0.03149 |
305 |
170 |
127 |
8 |
319 |
The donor said hot air shouldn’t be confined to the pulpit. |
1.4684 |
0.03537 |
301 |
179 |
103 |
19 |
320 |
But is it Well-Tempered? |
1.4671 |
0.03189 |
304 |
171 |
124 |
9 |
321 |
It's the hottest thing in pipe organs, Father. |
1.4671 |
0.02866 |
304 |
162 |
142 |
0 |
322 |
We’re gonna need a bigger choir. |
1.4669 |
0.03913 |
302 |
193 |
77 |
32 |
323 |
I'd like to see the Protestants outdo this. |
1.4667 |
0.03875 |
300 |
190 |
80 |
30 |
324 |
Now that's a set of pipes! |
1.4667 |
0.02961 |
300 |
162 |
136 |
2 |
325 |
Blowing off steam again, are we, Johann? |
1.4667 |
0.03144 |
300 |
167 |
126 |
7 |
326 |
Truly radiant! |
1.4667 |
0.03988 |
300 |
194 |
72 |
34 |
327 |
I guess some like it hot |
1.4667 |
0.03875 |
300 |
190 |
80 |
30 |
328 |
Can't you pull out a few more stops? It's still cold out in the narthex. |
1.4662 |
0.03204 |
296 |
166 |
122 |
8 |
329 |
I'm glad that your organ transplant was a success. |
1.4662 |
0.03912 |
296 |
188 |
78 |
30 |
330 |
Must have been an autocorrect in the online order form. |
1.4656 |
0.03008 |
305 |
167 |
134 |
4 |
331 |
You should lower the register. |
1.4656 |
0.02898 |
305 |
164 |
140 |
1 |
332 |
Quit playing around with the thermostat |
1.4656 |
0.03114 |
305 |
170 |
128 |
7 |
333 |
Well, that explains the music in the boiler room. |
1.4649 |
0.03736 |
299 |
185 |
89 |
25 |
334 |
Quit banging away and start warming up. |
1.4649 |
0.03706 |
299 |
184 |
91 |
24 |
335 |
That's quite a set of pipes you've got. |
1.4649 |
0.03825 |
299 |
188 |
83 |
28 |
336 |
Hotter than hell. Why do you ask? |
1.4649 |
0.03423 |
299 |
175 |
109 |
15 |
337 |
Play the long version; it's cold in here. |
1.4649 |
0.03855 |
299 |
189 |
81 |
29 |
338 |
The bishop requests something less steamy. |
1.4649 |
0.03884 |
299 |
190 |
79 |
30 |
339 |
Father, your playing is positively radiant. |
1.4649 |
0.03185 |
299 |
168 |
123 |
8 |
340 |
We'll never find anyone to tune it. |
1.4649 |
0.03645 |
299 |
182 |
95 |
22 |
341 |
Don't you think the church is in enough hot water? |
1.4646 |
0.04184 |
297 |
199 |
58 |
40 |
342 |
Just bang on it when you want more bass. |
1.4644 |
0.03210 |
295 |
166 |
121 |
8 |
343 |
Twice on the pipes, if the answer is 'no'. |
1.4644 |
0.02909 |
295 |
158 |
137 |
0 |
344 |
But Father, I was just warming up. |
1.4644 |
0.03980 |
295 |
190 |
73 |
32 |
345 |
Yes, the tone is a little disappointing but the savings to the heating bills more than make up for it! |
1.4642 |
0.03632 |
293 |
177 |
96 |
20 |
346 |
Let' begin with 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door". |
1.4637 |
0.03498 |
289 |
170 |
104 |
15 |
347 |
That’s totally rad. |
1.4628 |
0.03019 |
296 |
162 |
131 |
3 |
348 |
Remember, when I get to the fire and brimstone part I want those people to sweat, so give it everything you got! |
1.4623 |
0.03860 |
292 |
184 |
81 |
27 |
349 |
Well, that's what we get for letting the plumber fix the pipe organ. |
1.4621 |
0.04000 |
290 |
187 |
72 |
31 |
350 |
Hisss will be done. |
1.4621 |
0.04260 |
290 |
196 |
54 |
40 |
351 |
Mind if I dry my bathing suit while you practice? |
1.4618 |
0.04020 |
288 |
186 |
71 |
31 |
352 |
Please set the thermostat to Psalm 72. |
1.4618 |
0.03898 |
288 |
182 |
79 |
27 |
353 |
Only the super can tune it, and nobody can reach him. |
1.4618 |
0.04020 |
288 |
186 |
71 |
31 |
354 |
I'd like a turn. I need to let off some steam. |
1.4615 |
0.03154 |
286 |
159 |
122 |
5 |
355 |
The opening hymn is 68 degrees in the key of B-flat |
1.4613 |
0.03087 |
284 |
156 |
125 |
3 |
356 |
I like the way the sound radiates. |
1.4613 |
0.03968 |
284 |
181 |
75 |
28 |
357 |
Can you play something cool? |
1.4605 |
0.03776 |
291 |
181 |
86 |
24 |
358 |
There'll be a hot time in the old church tonight! |
1.4605 |
0.03959 |
291 |
187 |
74 |
30 |
359 |
I'm bringing the heat this Sunday, Father. |
1.4596 |
0.03895 |
285 |
180 |
79 |
26 |
360 |
It looked different on E Bay. |
1.4594 |
0.03914 |
283 |
179 |
78 |
26 |
361 |
If it gets too cold in here, just pull out all the stops. |
1.4594 |
0.03882 |
283 |
178 |
80 |
25 |
362 |
... and so I thought - "Two birds, one stone" |
1.4594 |
0.03211 |
283 |
159 |
118 |
6 |
363 |
It's in honor of our patron saint, St. Tinnitus. |
1.4594 |
0.03580 |
283 |
169 |
98 |
16 |
364 |
It sounds lousy but our heating bills are way down |
1.4594 |
0.03882 |
283 |
178 |
80 |
25 |
365 |
We got it from an organ donor. |
1.4585 |
0.03558 |
277 |
164 |
99 |
14 |
366 |
Positively radiating! |
1.4585 |
0.03127 |
277 |
153 |
121 |
3 |
367 |
Aesthetically, I share your concerns, Father, but the sound does radiate throughout the church. |
1.4585 |
0.03772 |
277 |
170 |
87 |
20 |
368 |
Somehow, I don't think of banging and clanging as a joyful noise. |
1.4568 |
0.03898 |
278 |
175 |
79 |
24 |
369 |
The organ transplant was mostly successful. |
1.4568 |
0.04093 |
278 |
181 |
67 |
30 |
370 |
Maybe we should have prayed for solar panels. |
1.4568 |
0.03283 |
278 |
158 |
113 |
7 |
371 |
When I preach about Hell, crank it up high. |
1.4568 |
0.04218 |
278 |
185 |
59 |
34 |
372 |
Can you play something to warm up the congregation? |
1.4565 |
0.03951 |
276 |
175 |
76 |
25 |
373 |
The hymn starts with gurgling, then a passage of hissing, and builds to a climax of banging. |
1.4565 |
0.04178 |
276 |
182 |
62 |
32 |
374 |
Most organ music leaves me cold. |
1.4565 |
0.03951 |
276 |
175 |
76 |
25 |
375 |
You may have called the wrong pipe restorers. |
1.4565 |
0.04050 |
276 |
178 |
70 |
28 |
376 |
Overcompensating for an inadequate organ |
1.4562 |
0.03310 |
274 |
156 |
111 |
7 |
377 |
Once again from the top, this time with a little more warmth. |
1.4559 |
0.03114 |
272 |
150 |
120 |
2 |
378 |
Well, if they didn’t believe in hell, they will now. |
1.4552 |
0.04081 |
279 |
182 |
67 |
30 |
379 |
It’s out of tune? I’ll call the plumber. |
1.4552 |
0.03752 |
279 |
172 |
87 |
20 |
380 |
It's harder to tune, but it saves on heating bills. |
1.4545 |
0.03718 |
275 |
168 |
89 |
18 |
381 |
The man upstairs is complaining about a clanking noise. |
1.4542 |
0.04243 |
273 |
182 |
58 |
33 |
382 |
It also makes espresso. |
1.4542 |
0.04211 |
273 |
181 |
60 |
32 |
383 |
It does have a warm tone. |
1.4542 |
0.03664 |
273 |
165 |
92 |
16 |
384 |
That's right. It's a pipe organ. |
1.4539 |
0.03967 |
271 |
172 |
75 |
24 |
385 |
Not so good for the Toccata in F, but great for Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door |
1.4539 |
0.03119 |
271 |
150 |
119 |
2 |
386 |
Let's hear them complain we aren't warm and welcoming now. |
1.4539 |
0.03718 |
271 |
165 |
89 |
17 |
387 |
Play faster. It’s getting chilly in here |
1.4539 |
0.03863 |
271 |
169 |
81 |
21 |
388 |
And I quote, "When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." |
1.4539 |
0.04069 |
271 |
175 |
69 |
27 |
389 |
I can't play softer - just open a window. |
1.4539 |
0.04103 |
271 |
176 |
67 |
28 |
390 |
Yes, but the banging keeps them awake during your sermons. |
1.4539 |
0.03827 |
271 |
168 |
83 |
20 |
391 |
But can it play “Knock-Knock-Knocking on Heaven’s Door”? |
1.4519 |
0.04080 |
270 |
175 |
68 |
27 |
392 |
And the heat goes on. |
1.4517 |
0.03632 |
259 |
154 |
93 |
12 |
393 |
Forgive me Father, I was just blowing off some steam. |
1.4517 |
0.04169 |
259 |
168 |
65 |
26 |
394 |
The bishop suggested I put more warmth into the accompaniment. |
1.4515 |
0.04135 |
268 |
175 |
65 |
28 |
395 |
Some like it hot. |
1.4511 |
0.04019 |
266 |
170 |
72 |
24 |
396 |
I think you may have misunderstood when I said "bring the heat". |
1.4511 |
0.03103 |
266 |
147 |
118 |
1 |
397 |
Can you play Heatwave? |
1.4511 |
0.03103 |
266 |
147 |
118 |
1 |
398 |
Know anything by Mannheim Steamroller? |
1.4508 |
0.04076 |
264 |
170 |
69 |
25 |
399 |
Who would have thought our biggest donor would be a plumber? |
1.4508 |
0.04076 |
264 |
170 |
69 |
25 |
400 |
It gives off such warm overtones. |
1.4504 |
0.03352 |
262 |
150 |
106 |
6 |
401 |
Well Sir, some like it hot. |
1.4500 |
0.03323 |
260 |
148 |
107 |
5 |
402 |
We're going to get a lot of heat for this. |
1.4496 |
0.04180 |
258 |
168 |
64 |
26 |
403 |
Have you considered converting? |
1.4487 |
0.04294 |
263 |
176 |
56 |
31 |
404 |
Give me the heat boys and save my soul... |
1.4483 |
0.03887 |
261 |
163 |
79 |
19 |
405 |
Play 'Misty' for me. |
1.4483 |
0.04386 |
261 |
177 |
51 |
33 |
406 |
Pull out all the stops its going to be cold today. |
1.4479 |
0.04167 |
259 |
169 |
64 |
26 |
407 |
Now I won't be the only one blowing hot air on Sundays. |
1.4479 |
0.04021 |
259 |
165 |
72 |
22 |
408 |
And it doesn't dry out your skin like the old forced-air organ. |
1.4479 |
0.03908 |
259 |
162 |
78 |
19 |
409 |
I see a problem this summer. |
1.4479 |
0.03373 |
259 |
149 |
104 |
6 |
410 |
The pope said we need to radiate more warmth |
1.4479 |
0.03504 |
259 |
152 |
98 |
9 |
411 |
Sorry Father, I was just trying to let off some steam. |
1.4479 |
0.04131 |
259 |
168 |
66 |
25 |
412 |
If we can't bring the light, we'll bring the heat. |
1.4479 |
0.03946 |
259 |
163 |
76 |
20 |
413 |
I'm not sure the choir can sing in that register. |
1.4475 |
0.04080 |
257 |
165 |
69 |
23 |
414 |
Hurry up with that fugue, my room is freezing! |
1.4462 |
0.04119 |
260 |
169 |
66 |
25 |
415 |
Okay...but I'm not certain 'the hottest church music around' is really what we're after. |
1.4462 |
0.03897 |
260 |
163 |
78 |
19 |
416 |
It's a little too steamy for church music. |
1.4457 |
0.03638 |
258 |
155 |
91 |
12 |
417 |
No, I didn't say the new pipes are rocking. I said they're knocking. |
1.4457 |
0.03955 |
258 |
163 |
75 |
20 |
418 |
We should have gone with solar... |
1.4457 |
0.03993 |
258 |
164 |
73 |
21 |
419 |
I see you pulled out all the stops. |
1.4444 |
0.04212 |
252 |
165 |
62 |
25 |
420 |
It seems a bit out of tune. Shall I call the plumber? |
1.4444 |
0.04136 |
252 |
163 |
66 |
23 |
421 |
They say every time it clanks an angel gets his wings. |
1.4444 |
0.04174 |
252 |
164 |
64 |
24 |
422 |
Well, at least it drowns out the choir. |
1.4440 |
0.04042 |
250 |
159 |
71 |
20 |
423 |
Good thought: Maybe "Knock, knock, knocking" really is the way to heaven's door. |
1.4435 |
0.03161 |
248 |
138 |
110 |
0 |
424 |
The choir's ready whenever you're through warming up. |
1.4431 |
0.04088 |
246 |
157 |
69 |
20 |
425 |
Not only that, think of the money we'll save on heating. |
1.4422 |
0.03141 |
251 |
140 |
111 |
0 |
426 |
Must you take so long to warm up? |
1.4419 |
0.03953 |
258 |
164 |
74 |
20 |
427 |
Really? I find it has a nice, warm sound. |
1.4418 |
0.03847 |
249 |
154 |
80 |
15 |
428 |
Careful, Bach makes the stained glass fog up. |
1.4418 |
0.03972 |
249 |
157 |
74 |
18 |
429 |
Oh it has a truly remarkable register. |
1.4418 |
0.04209 |
249 |
163 |
62 |
24 |
430 |
As soon as I say, "Fire and Brimstone!", pull out all the stops |
1.4418 |
0.04170 |
249 |
162 |
64 |
23 |
431 |
It only plays knock three times if you love me. |
1.4418 |
0.04170 |
249 |
162 |
64 |
23 |
432 |
What would you like me to warm the crowd up with? |
1.4418 |
0.04012 |
249 |
158 |
72 |
19 |
433 |
I can’t play the high notes when the pipes freeze. |
1.4413 |
0.04115 |
247 |
159 |
67 |
21 |
434 |
I guess in the summer we'll just have to go a cappella." |
1.4409 |
0.04149 |
254 |
166 |
64 |
24 |
435 |
"A Mighty Furnace Is Our God"? Really? |
1.4408 |
0.04139 |
245 |
158 |
66 |
21 |
436 |
We probably should have checked his references when the guy said he could give us a really good deal on replacement pipes. |
1.4408 |
0.04139 |
245 |
158 |
66 |
21 |
437 |
Well Father Maguire, this explains that banging sound at the beginning of every hymn. |
1.4408 |
0.04139 |
245 |
158 |
66 |
21 |
438 |
I'll let you use it when Hell freezes over. |
1.4408 |
0.04219 |
245 |
160 |
62 |
23 |
439 |
It's a great idea, Brother John, but there's already enough hot air coming from the pulpit. |
1.4408 |
0.04016 |
245 |
155 |
72 |
18 |
440 |
I do like how the sound radiates. |
1.4403 |
0.03910 |
243 |
151 |
77 |
15 |
441 |
Maybe Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor really doesn't translate to heavy metal. |
1.4403 |
0.03244 |
243 |
137 |
105 |
1 |
442 |
Unfortunately it needs to be tuned by a plumber. |
1.4398 |
0.04145 |
241 |
155 |
66 |
20 |
443 |
Does it always make that banging sound? |
1.4398 |
0.04145 |
241 |
155 |
66 |
20 |
444 |
This will just have to do until we can match you up with an organ donor. |
1.4393 |
0.04253 |
239 |
156 |
61 |
22 |
445 |
Perhaps if you'd tone it down, we'd get more people over the summer. |
1.4393 |
0.04041 |
239 |
151 |
71 |
17 |
446 |
I hope you saved the shipping box. |
1.4390 |
0.04126 |
246 |
159 |
66 |
21 |
447 |
Do you know any tunes that don't go "Clank, Clank, Hiss"? |
1.4390 |
0.04283 |
246 |
163 |
58 |
25 |
448 |
No, I'm not admiring the music....this is the warmest spot in the Cathedral. |
1.4375 |
0.04156 |
240 |
155 |
65 |
20 |
449 |
Is this the "Well Temperatured" Clavier we asked for? |
1.4375 |
0.04197 |
240 |
156 |
63 |
21 |
450 |
Yes, that's the warmer sound I was looking for. |
1.4375 |
0.04028 |
240 |
152 |
71 |
17 |
451 |
When it's out of tune, do you call a plumber? |
1.4375 |
0.04239 |
240 |
157 |
61 |
22 |
452 |
It warms the body and the soul. |
1.4375 |
0.04156 |
240 |
155 |
65 |
20 |
453 |
"Be sure to turn it off when you leave". |
1.4375 |
0.04197 |
240 |
156 |
63 |
21 |
454 |
Heat! Pray! Love! |
1.4375 |
0.04197 |
240 |
156 |
63 |
21 |
455 |
You sure you called the right guy to fix your pipes? |
1.4375 |
0.04239 |
240 |
157 |
61 |
22 |
456 |
Wow, the sound really radiates! |
1.4375 |
0.04280 |
240 |
158 |
59 |
23 |
457 |
It may not be the best organ but I think the parish will warm up to it. |
1.4370 |
0.04007 |
238 |
150 |
72 |
16 |
458 |
You don't mind if we dry a few socks on it, do you? |
1.4370 |
0.04180 |
238 |
154 |
64 |
20 |
459 |
And that is why we don't allow the parishoners to vote on designs. |
1.4370 |
0.04222 |
238 |
155 |
62 |
21 |
460 |
It even has an attachment for making the communion wafers. |
1.4370 |
0.04467 |
238 |
161 |
50 |
27 |
461 |
We might have to sing a cappella in the summer. |
1.4370 |
0.03872 |
238 |
147 |
78 |
13 |
462 |
Be grateful, it's from an organ donor |
1.4364 |
0.04247 |
236 |
154 |
61 |
21 |
463 |
I'm afraid twice on the pipes means the answer is "no." |
1.4351 |
0.04250 |
239 |
157 |
60 |
22 |
464 |
The banging you hear is from the Man Upstairs. |
1.4346 |
0.04399 |
237 |
159 |
53 |
25 |
465 |
Well, it definitely has a warmer tone. |
1.4346 |
0.03972 |
237 |
149 |
73 |
15 |
466 |
Some say Jesus was a carpenter, but we know he was a plumber. |
1.4335 |
0.04153 |
233 |
150 |
65 |
18 |
467 |
You misunderstood. I said 'resonate' more, not radiate. |
1.4335 |
0.03780 |
233 |
142 |
81 |
10 |
468 |
Call a plumber-- it sounds a bit flat. |
1.4335 |
0.04153 |
233 |
150 |
65 |
18 |
469 |
A plumber. It was cheaper. Why? |
1.4335 |
0.04197 |
233 |
151 |
63 |
19 |
470 |
It takes forever to warm up. |
1.4335 |
0.04241 |
233 |
152 |
61 |
20 |
471 |
Your playing radiates such warmth. |
1.4335 |
0.04153 |
233 |
150 |
65 |
18 |
472 |
Nice, we'll call it The Praydiator. |
1.4333 |
0.04398 |
240 |
162 |
52 |
26 |
473 |
This is what happens when you accept the low bid for new organ pipes |
1.4329 |
0.04222 |
231 |
150 |
62 |
19 |
474 |
This one has a much warmer sound. |
1.4329 |
0.04266 |
231 |
151 |
60 |
20 |
475 |
I think that one's too hot to Handel. |
1.4329 |
0.04439 |
231 |
155 |
52 |
24 |
476 |
Too hot to Handel. |
1.4329 |
0.04439 |
231 |
155 |
52 |
24 |
477 |
It does have a warm tone. |
1.4329 |
0.03543 |
231 |
136 |
90 |
5 |
478 |
I don't like hearing "A Mighty Fortressssssssssssss Isssssssssssss Our God." |
1.4329 |
0.04266 |
231 |
151 |
60 |
20 |
479 |
Tell the bishop we didn't have to choose between a new furnace or pipe organ, after all. |
1.4329 |
0.04040 |
231 |
146 |
70 |
15 |
480 |
Now you'll remember that you're just the warm-up act... |
1.4323 |
0.04202 |
229 |
148 |
63 |
18 |
481 |
I'm afraid it's too hot to Handel! |
1.4322 |
0.04452 |
236 |
160 |
50 |
26 |
482 |
I think the E flat is leaking. |
1.4311 |
0.04300 |
225 |
147 |
59 |
19 |
483 |
Well, I guess some like it hot. |
1.4311 |
0.04159 |
225 |
144 |
65 |
16 |
484 |
No, that wasn't Bach; but you're getting warmer |
1.4304 |
0.04278 |
230 |
151 |
59 |
20 |
485 |
The plumber said it should be easier to tune. |
1.4304 |
0.04278 |
230 |
151 |
59 |
20 |
486 |
Well, the ad said it has a radiant sound. |
1.4298 |
0.04167 |
228 |
147 |
64 |
17 |
487 |
Can you play anything other than "Pshshssss...clunk"? |
1.4298 |
0.03727 |
228 |
138 |
82 |
8 |
488 |
Well, you said you wanted the church to radiate with music. |
1.4292 |
0.04192 |
226 |
146 |
63 |
17 |
489 |
No, 'celibacy makes you do crazy things' is not a good explanation. Send it back. |
1.4292 |
0.04552 |
226 |
154 |
47 |
25 |
490 |
Is there any way to get a slightly warmer tone? |
1.4292 |
0.04145 |
226 |
145 |
65 |
16 |
491 |
How about something by Mannheim Steamroller? |
1.4292 |
0.04145 |
226 |
145 |
65 |
16 |
492 |
I'll bet it would sound better if you set a pan of water on it. |
1.4292 |
0.04465 |
226 |
152 |
51 |
23 |
493 |
I say ditch confessionals altogether now that we can sweat it out of 'em. |
1.4292 |
0.04465 |
226 |
152 |
51 |
23 |
494 |
Our building committee was irreconcilably deadlocked on whether to replace the heating system or the organ pipes. |
1.4292 |
0.04239 |
226 |
147 |
61 |
18 |
495 |
This is exactly why I am against the legalization of marijuana. |
1.4292 |
0.04680 |
226 |
157 |
41 |
28 |
496 |
And in the summer? |
1.4286 |
0.04403 |
224 |
149 |
54 |
21 |
497 |
Yes, it's unconventional, but its tone is remarkably warm. |
1.4286 |
0.04073 |
224 |
142 |
68 |
14 |
498 |
Let's pray that it doesn't have to be drained. |
1.4286 |
0.04449 |
224 |
150 |
52 |
22 |
499 |
I think you misunderstood when I asked you to bring more warmth to your music. |
1.4286 |
0.04265 |
224 |
146 |
60 |
18 |
500 |
Do you think it is blasphemous if I use it to dry my underwear? |
1.4286 |
0.04312 |
224 |
147 |
58 |
19 |
501 |
I really don't think our congregation is into heavy metal. |
1.4279 |
0.04338 |
222 |
146 |
57 |
19 |
502 |
It will pay for itself in four years. |
1.4273 |
0.04036 |
227 |
144 |
69 |
14 |
503 |
That's the last time we buy pipe organs from China. |
1.4273 |
0.04460 |
220 |
147 |
52 |
21 |
504 |
I’m freezing. Could you turn it up to 6/8? |
1.4273 |
0.04270 |
220 |
143 |
60 |
17 |
505 |
Just blowing off some steam? |
1.4273 |
0.03583 |
220 |
130 |
86 |
4 |
506 |
And imagine. Bach had to do it with a wood fire. |
1.4273 |
0.03524 |
220 |
129 |
88 |
3 |
507 |
On the plus side, the church will be a little warmer than usual |
1.4273 |
0.03524 |
220 |
129 |
88 |
3 |
508 |
I admit it doesn't sound good--but we've been able to cut the heating bill by 50%. |
1.4273 |
0.04318 |
220 |
144 |
58 |
18 |
509 |
Keep playing. It's freezing in here. |
1.4273 |
0.04019 |
220 |
138 |
70 |
12 |
510 |
I expected a warmer register. |
1.4267 |
0.03960 |
225 |
141 |
72 |
12 |
511 |
The Lord never lived in Winnipeg. |
1.4267 |
0.04388 |
225 |
150 |
54 |
21 |
512 |
Five more minutes, Father. I'm just warming up. |
1.4266 |
0.04296 |
218 |
142 |
59 |
17 |
513 |
There is warmth to the sound now. |
1.4253 |
0.04206 |
221 |
143 |
62 |
16 |
514 |
Do we need to call a plumber or a organ tuner? |
1.4253 |
0.04303 |
221 |
145 |
58 |
18 |
515 |
I like it but it might be a bit too steamy for church. |
1.4253 |
0.04107 |
221 |
141 |
66 |
14 |
516 |
Well, now you are certainly playing in a different register! |
1.4248 |
0.04142 |
226 |
146 |
64 |
16 |
517 |
It's for a new service we are calling "hot mass." |
1.4247 |
0.04378 |
219 |
145 |
55 |
19 |
518 |
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door" seems a little obvious. |
1.4247 |
0.04281 |
219 |
143 |
59 |
17 |
519 |
The reviews said it had a warmth that resonates. |
1.4247 |
0.04281 |
219 |
143 |
59 |
17 |
520 |
When I said we needed the hymns to radiate toward the heavens, I meant it as a metaphor. |
1.4247 |
0.04473 |
219 |
147 |
51 |
21 |
521 |
And the best part is that it solves our unused holy water problem. |
1.4247 |
0.04232 |
219 |
142 |
61 |
16 |
522 |
I thought we might open with "Klang Klang Klang went the Trolley." |
1.4247 |
0.04426 |
219 |
146 |
53 |
20 |
523 |
It clanks horribly if you play anything Lutheran. |
1.4247 |
0.04519 |
219 |
148 |
49 |
22 |
524 |
Morman Tabernacle ... yard sale |
1.4247 |
0.04029 |
219 |
138 |
69 |
12 |
525 |
This will drown out the hissing from the back pews. |
1.4247 |
0.04281 |
219 |
143 |
59 |
17 |
526 |
But I was just warming up |
1.4247 |
0.04132 |
219 |
140 |
65 |
14 |
527 |
Yes I see brother, but what about the summer concerts? |
1.4247 |
0.04029 |
219 |
138 |
69 |
12 |
528 |
I don't think you quite understand steampunk. |
1.4240 |
0.04357 |
217 |
143 |
56 |
18 |
529 |
I just took a look at this month's heating bill; you're going to have to lay off the Bach. |
1.4240 |
0.04406 |
217 |
144 |
54 |
19 |
530 |
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door? |
1.4240 |
0.04642 |
217 |
149 |
44 |
24 |
531 |
Again, but without the hissing sound at the end. |
1.4233 |
0.04130 |
215 |
137 |
65 |
13 |
532 |
It will only play Handel’s Water Music |
1.4233 |
0.04483 |
215 |
144 |
51 |
20 |
533 |
There have been complaints. |
1.4218 |
0.04493 |
211 |
141 |
51 |
19 |
534 |
Once more, with heating. |
1.4218 |
0.03408 |
211 |
122 |
89 |
0 |
535 |
Is that Schoenberg? |
1.4218 |
0.03784 |
211 |
128 |
77 |
6 |
536 |
Just don't play 'Flight of the Bumblebee' or this place will turn into a sauna. |
1.4211 |
0.04574 |
209 |
141 |
48 |
20 |
537 |
That G is flat. Call the super. |
1.4211 |
0.04096 |
209 |
132 |
66 |
11 |
538 |
I just assumed you knew what a Wurlitzer is. |
1.4206 |
0.04398 |
214 |
142 |
54 |
18 |
539 |
I call this one, 'knocking on heaven's door' |
1.4206 |
0.04447 |
214 |
143 |
52 |
19 |
540 |
So this live steaming, you really believe it will expand our reach? |
1.4206 |
0.04398 |
214 |
142 |
54 |
18 |
541 |
More John Cage? |
1.4206 |
0.04297 |
214 |
140 |
58 |
16 |
542 |
Call the tuner the pipes are starting to knock. |
1.4206 |
0.04297 |
214 |
140 |
58 |
16 |
543 |
Play "A Mighty Furnace is Our God". |
1.4206 |
0.04496 |
214 |
144 |
50 |
20 |
544 |
In retrospect, it might have a mistake choosing the lowest bidder for the pipe replacement. |
1.4198 |
0.04526 |
212 |
143 |
49 |
20 |
545 |
I understand, but church music isn't supposed to be steamy. |
1.4190 |
0.04352 |
210 |
138 |
56 |
16 |
546 |
Why yes it is radiant. |
1.4190 |
0.04404 |
210 |
139 |
54 |
17 |
547 |
Me too, but they're stained glass and they don't open. |
1.4190 |
0.04606 |
210 |
143 |
46 |
21 |
548 |
I'm doing a fire and brimstone sermon Sunday, let's make them sweat! |
1.4190 |
0.04299 |
210 |
137 |
58 |
15 |
549 |
Let the plumber know our C Sharp is heating up the back left rows |
1.4190 |
0.04557 |
210 |
142 |
48 |
20 |
550 |
This isn’t what I meant when I said that the sound should radiate. |
1.4190 |
0.04704 |
210 |
145 |
42 |
23 |
551 |
In case I play something a little steamier. |
1.4190 |
0.04137 |
210 |
134 |
64 |
12 |
552 |
Sadly, it wasn't well received. A lot of hissing. |
1.4190 |
0.04299 |
210 |
137 |
58 |
15 |
553 |
Sure, it's Heavenly in the winter, but it'll be a living Hell come summer. |
1.4190 |
0.04557 |
210 |
142 |
48 |
20 |
554 |
In the 1940s this would have been funny. |
1.4190 |
0.04352 |
210 |
138 |
56 |
16 |
555 |
Working in strange ways wouldn't begin to describe this. |
1.4190 |
0.04137 |
210 |
134 |
64 |
12 |
556 |
Sigh" "I said prepared for the Biggest Easter service not the Biggest Nor'Easter |
1.4189 |
0.03669 |
222 |
135 |
81 |
6 |
557 |
We couldn't afford to fix the heating system AND the organ... |
1.4183 |
0.04327 |
208 |
136 |
57 |
15 |
558 |
Sometimes you have to bang on it to get it to work. |
1.4183 |
0.04327 |
208 |
136 |
57 |
15 |
559 |
What's the incentive for going to church if you're going to make it hot as hell in here? |
1.4178 |
0.04558 |
213 |
145 |
47 |
21 |
560 |
Welcome to Our Lady of Radiant Heat! |
1.4178 |
0.04460 |
213 |
143 |
51 |
19 |
561 |
You need to play some shorter pieces-- our heating bill has gone way up. |
1.4175 |
0.04074 |
206 |
130 |
66 |
10 |
562 |
Yes, His love radiates everywhere, but still... |
1.4171 |
0.03897 |
211 |
131 |
72 |
8 |
563 |
Don't worry, it'll sound better after it's warmed up. |
1.4167 |
0.04328 |
204 |
133 |
57 |
14 |
564 |
Don't play it over 80 degrees. We want the congregation lethargic, but not actually asleep. |
1.4167 |
0.04463 |
216 |
146 |
50 |
20 |
565 |
"Try Handel's "Water Music". That might get it going... |
1.4155 |
0.04601 |
207 |
141 |
46 |
20 |
566 |
Nothing else worked so we're trying trying heavy metal. |
1.4155 |
0.04445 |
207 |
138 |
52 |
17 |
567 |
So much for "Silent Night" this Christmas. |
1.4155 |
0.04445 |
207 |
138 |
52 |
17 |
568 |
Are you sure this is right? All I asked was for the sound to radiate throughout the church. |
1.4155 |
0.04339 |
207 |
136 |
56 |
15 |
569 |
It's a little out of tune. I'll call the super. |
1.4155 |
0.04284 |
207 |
135 |
58 |
14 |
570 |
It will never be louder than a crying baby but it's worth a shot. |
1.4155 |
0.04550 |
207 |
140 |
48 |
19 |
571 |
Looks like the Cartoon Caption Contest is running out of ideas. |
1.4151 |
0.04522 |
212 |
144 |
48 |
20 |
572 |
This explains the, 'hotter than hell' emails I've been getting. |
1.4150 |
0.03493 |
200 |
117 |
83 |
0 |
573 |
Letting off some steam? |
1.4146 |
0.04528 |
205 |
138 |
49 |
18 |
574 |
This explains the plumbing bill. |
1.4146 |
0.04367 |
205 |
135 |
55 |
15 |
575 |
This allows the music to RADIATE throughout the entire chapel!! |
1.4146 |
0.04581 |
205 |
139 |
47 |
19 |
576 |
My heating guy says he's also an organ donor. |
1.4146 |
0.04633 |
205 |
140 |
45 |
20 |
577 |
I'm really starting to regret this whole organ donor thing. |
1.4146 |
0.04735 |
205 |
142 |
41 |
22 |
578 |
I thought you'd like to blow off some steam. |
1.4143 |
0.04295 |
210 |
138 |
57 |
15 |
579 |
Alas, I wasn't specific enough when I prayed for new pipes. |
1.4138 |
0.04559 |
203 |
137 |
48 |
18 |
580 |
When it starts to hiss, just improvise. |
1.4138 |
0.04396 |
203 |
134 |
54 |
15 |
581 |
If you can’t take the heat, there are plenty of organists who would gladly have your job. |
1.4138 |
0.04559 |
203 |
137 |
48 |
18 |
582 |
Plays just one register but will heat the place in seconds. |
1.4138 |
0.04049 |
203 |
128 |
66 |
9 |
583 |
I prefer Hiss, Clang, Pop - and THEN the Haleluyah. |
1.4138 |
0.04284 |
203 |
132 |
58 |
13 |
584 |
Play "Jesu Joy of Man's Perspiring." |
1.4138 |
0.04768 |
203 |
141 |
40 |
22 |
585 |
Should we consider an organ transplant? |
1.4138 |
0.04613 |
203 |
138 |
46 |
19 |
586 |
I know you wanted a bigger organ but we really had to upgrade the heating system first. |
1.4138 |
0.04284 |
203 |
132 |
58 |
13 |
587 |
But look! We solved the heating problems, restored the organ and are still under budget! |
1.4138 |
0.04284 |
203 |
132 |
58 |
13 |
588 |
Well of course I've heard about botched organ donations, Father. I just never thought it could happen here. |
1.4138 |
0.03989 |
203 |
127 |
68 |
8 |
589 |
Can you play P.D.Q. Bach's 'HVAC Suite' on Sunday? |
1.4138 |
0.04717 |
203 |
140 |
42 |
21 |
590 |
Next time you order on line, be more specific. |
1.4138 |
0.04109 |
203 |
129 |
64 |
10 |
591 |
Your Middle C is hissing. |
1.4138 |
0.04451 |
203 |
135 |
52 |
16 |
592 |
Shall we warm up? |
1.4138 |
0.04559 |
203 |
137 |
48 |
18 |
593 |
We ordered a John Calvin model but they sent a Lord Kelvin. |
1.4129 |
0.04698 |
201 |
138 |
43 |
20 |
594 |
It's new, no bells, but it does have the whistles! |
1.4129 |
0.04369 |
201 |
132 |
55 |
14 |
595 |
Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are clanking. |
1.4129 |
0.04591 |
201 |
136 |
47 |
18 |
596 |
You know what they say, "Big pipes, small organ ." |
1.4121 |
0.04785 |
199 |
138 |
40 |
21 |
597 |
Forgive me but no wonder it's hotter than hell in here. |
1.4121 |
0.04678 |
199 |
136 |
44 |
19 |
598 |
It’s not about the heat it’s about humility |
1.4118 |
0.04488 |
204 |
137 |
50 |
17 |
599 |
RADIANT! THE MUSIC IS ABSOLUTELY RADIANT! |
1.4118 |
0.04324 |
204 |
134 |
56 |
14 |
600 |
It gets right back in tune if you just bang on it a few times. |
1.4118 |
0.04324 |
204 |
134 |
56 |
14 |
601 |
But what about summer? |
1.4118 |
0.03788 |
204 |
125 |
74 |
5 |
602 |
Letting off a little steam, are we, Father? |
1.4118 |
0.04647 |
204 |
140 |
44 |
20 |
603 |
I know, but have you tried turning the big black knob a little to the left? |
1.4112 |
0.04125 |
197 |
125 |
63 |
9 |
604 |
I'm just warming up, Father! |
1.4109 |
0.04059 |
202 |
128 |
65 |
9 |
605 |
The bishop says just hit it with a hammer. |
1.4109 |
0.04237 |
202 |
131 |
59 |
12 |
606 |
It’s out of tune. Call the plumber. |
1.4109 |
0.04408 |
202 |
134 |
53 |
15 |
607 |
It has such a warm tone |
1.4100 |
0.04381 |
200 |
132 |
54 |
14 |
608 |
We need to save some money, so we've set the thermostat to G minor. |
1.4098 |
0.04417 |
205 |
137 |
52 |
16 |
609 |
Do keep in mind that you'll risk voiding the warranty if you pull out all the stops. |
1.4091 |
0.04352 |
198 |
130 |
55 |
13 |
610 |
Except for the occasional knocking, you can't tell the difference. |
1.4091 |
0.04410 |
198 |
131 |
53 |
14 |
611 |
The sound is so-so, but our heating bills have really dropped. |
1.4091 |
0.04692 |
198 |
136 |
43 |
19 |
612 |
I said that the sound should resonate, not radiate. |
1.4091 |
0.04853 |
198 |
139 |
37 |
22 |
613 |
But can you play 'The Sound of Silence' on it? |
1.4091 |
0.04581 |
198 |
134 |
47 |
17 |
614 |
Our previous organist was a plumber on the side. |
1.4084 |
0.04204 |
191 |
122 |
60 |
9 |
615 |
Your music will now radiate throughout the church. |
1.4082 |
0.04260 |
196 |
127 |
58 |
11 |
616 |
You said I should radiate joy. |
1.4082 |
0.04670 |
196 |
134 |
44 |
18 |
617 |
I can't help it. That's what music sounds like when it comes out of a radiator. |
1.4082 |
0.04440 |
196 |
130 |
52 |
14 |
618 |
We needed a warmer sound. |
1.4082 |
0.04499 |
196 |
131 |
50 |
15 |
619 |
So this is Heavy Metal? |
1.4082 |
0.04556 |
196 |
132 |
48 |
16 |
620 |
Well, “Don’s Heating and Plumbing “ had the lowest bid on the job so there you are. |
1.4082 |
0.04613 |
196 |
133 |
46 |
17 |
621 |
Are you finished warming up? |
1.4082 |
0.04260 |
196 |
127 |
58 |
11 |
622 |
Oh, yes, this can definitely be heard upstairs. |
1.4082 |
0.04499 |
196 |
131 |
50 |
15 |
623 |
Play something to warm up the crowd. |
1.4072 |
0.04530 |
194 |
130 |
49 |
15 |
624 |
If only it didn't hiss during the sermon. |
1.4072 |
0.04410 |
194 |
128 |
53 |
13 |
625 |
When I said, warm up the choir, this is NOT what I had in mind... |
1.4072 |
0.04410 |
194 |
128 |
53 |
13 |
626 |
Have you tried banging on the pipes? |
1.4072 |
0.04225 |
194 |
125 |
59 |
10 |
627 |
Hopefully it’ll recruit more millennials than the synagogue’s washerdyer. |
1.4072 |
0.04471 |
194 |
129 |
51 |
14 |
628 |
All right, who prayed for an organ transplant? |
1.4072 |
0.04703 |
194 |
133 |
43 |
18 |
629 |
Yes, I believe radiator music is better than elevator music. |
1.4072 |
0.04530 |
194 |
130 |
49 |
15 |
630 |
Hot enough for you, Father? |
1.4070 |
0.04094 |
199 |
127 |
63 |
9 |
631 |
Looks like there'll be a hot time in the old church tonight. |
1.4062 |
0.04621 |
192 |
130 |
46 |
16 |
632 |
We’ll still need a guitar player from April to October. |
1.4062 |
0.04795 |
192 |
133 |
40 |
19 |
633 |
It certainly has a warm sound. |
1.4062 |
0.04441 |
192 |
127 |
52 |
13 |
634 |
Yes, Jesus was a carpenter and obviously not a plumber. |
1.4061 |
0.04243 |
197 |
128 |
58 |
11 |
635 |
when the Bishop told you to get the pipes fixed, hiring a plumber was not your finest hour. |
1.4053 |
0.04533 |
190 |
127 |
49 |
14 |
636 |
I find that it helps me let off steam. |
1.4053 |
0.04654 |
190 |
129 |
45 |
16 |
637 |
So you did go to the seminary after vocational school. |
1.4053 |
0.04471 |
190 |
126 |
51 |
13 |
638 |
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. Nice work Father. |
1.4053 |
0.04773 |
190 |
131 |
41 |
18 |
639 |
Maybe too steampunk for this parish. |
1.4053 |
0.04714 |
190 |
130 |
43 |
17 |
640 |
The pipes, the pipes are calling |
1.4053 |
0.04714 |
190 |
130 |
43 |
17 |
641 |
"The Good Lord lets off steam in mysterious ways". |
1.4053 |
0.04714 |
190 |
130 |
43 |
17 |
642 |
And you say you just Googled "pipe repair"? |
1.4032 |
0.04202 |
186 |
119 |
59 |
8 |
643 |
You must be my warm up act. |
1.4032 |
0.04535 |
186 |
124 |
49 |
13 |
644 |
Still a little cold in the back. Can you play it again one octave higher? |
1.4031 |
0.03856 |
191 |
118 |
69 |
4 |
645 |
Something to 'warm up the room' was a figure of speech. |
1.4031 |
0.04575 |
191 |
129 |
47 |
15 |
646 |
I got it from the 'Immaculate Convection' collection. |
1.4031 |
0.04453 |
191 |
127 |
51 |
13 |
647 |
You get a much warmer sound this way.. |
1.4022 |
0.04368 |
184 |
120 |
54 |
10 |
648 |
When it’s hot, it bangs out a little Bach. |
1.4022 |
0.04087 |
184 |
116 |
62 |
6 |
649 |
Instead of the music soaring, it seems to radiate. |
1.4021 |
0.04421 |
189 |
125 |
52 |
12 |
650 |
Play louder--the pews in the back are freezing. |
1.4021 |
0.04608 |
189 |
128 |
46 |
15 |
651 |
Father, the plumber said it's not baroque. |
1.4021 |
0.04787 |
189 |
131 |
40 |
18 |
652 |
Yeah, I know, but it just has that warm sound that digital can never replicate. |
1.4021 |
0.04787 |
189 |
131 |
40 |
18 |
653 |
Have you tried banging on it? |
1.4021 |
0.04728 |
189 |
130 |
42 |
17 |
654 |
Will we have to find a plumber to tune it? |
1.4021 |
0.04024 |
194 |
123 |
64 |
7 |
655 |
I can see you are under a lot of pressure. |
1.4021 |
0.04024 |
194 |
123 |
64 |
7 |
656 |
It was on sale. |
1.4011 |
0.04703 |
187 |
128 |
43 |
16 |
657 |
Okay, now we just need to find a way to turn steam into wine. |
1.4011 |
0.04641 |
187 |
127 |
45 |
15 |
658 |
so much for the organ donor |
1.4011 |
0.04883 |
187 |
131 |
37 |
19 |
659 |
Most churches go with forced air. |
1.4011 |
0.04763 |
187 |
129 |
41 |
17 |
660 |
Do that “click, clack, clickack, cli-cli-clung” sound I hear in my apartment every day. |
1.4011 |
0.04641 |
187 |
127 |
45 |
15 |
661 |
Well now we know why it came in under budget |
1.4011 |
0.04451 |
187 |
124 |
51 |
12 |
662 |
This baby tends to run a little hot. |
1.4011 |
0.03594 |
187 |
112 |
75 |
0 |
663 |
Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes. are banging now... |
1.4011 |
0.04579 |
187 |
126 |
47 |
14 |
664 |
I have to say it does have a warmer tone than the old one. |
1.4011 |
0.04386 |
187 |
123 |
53 |
11 |
665 |
How many organ tuners did you say hung up on you? |
1.4011 |
0.04386 |
187 |
123 |
53 |
11 |
666 |
It burns much cleaner than fire and brimstone. |
1.4011 |
0.04763 |
187 |
129 |
41 |
17 |
667 |
You never play anything cool. |
1.4000 |
0.04738 |
185 |
127 |
42 |
16 |
668 |
It takes a little while to warm up. |
1.4000 |
0.04548 |
185 |
124 |
48 |
13 |
669 |
a thousand 'Christians' in this congregation and not one organ donor... |
1.4000 |
0.04738 |
185 |
127 |
42 |
16 |
670 |
It sounds awesome and will save us a bundle on utilities. |
1.4000 |
0.04612 |
185 |
125 |
46 |
14 |
671 |
Simply radiant, Father. |
1.4000 |
0.04548 |
185 |
124 |
48 |
13 |
672 |
Blowin off some steam, are ya? |
1.4000 |
0.04738 |
185 |
127 |
42 |
16 |
673 |
I know that it's not ideal but our only other choice was hell's bells. |
1.4000 |
0.04738 |
185 |
127 |
42 |
16 |
674 |
This should warm them up a bit. |
1.4000 |
0.04417 |
185 |
122 |
52 |
11 |
675 |
It won’t stay in tune, should we call the plumber again? |
1.4000 |
0.04612 |
185 |
125 |
46 |
14 |
676 |
They call it steampunk, sir. |
1.4000 |
0.04979 |
185 |
131 |
34 |
20 |
677 |
It's for Handel's "Water Music" |
1.4000 |
0.04212 |
185 |
119 |
58 |
8 |
678 |
It's a radiator. It's not supposed to be tuned. |
1.4000 |
0.04350 |
185 |
121 |
54 |
10 |
679 |
You're too hot to Handel. |
1.4000 |
0.04799 |
185 |
128 |
40 |
17 |
680 |
Just warming up, your grace. |
1.4000 |
0.04675 |
185 |
126 |
44 |
15 |
681 |
Play "We Got Steam Heat" |
1.4000 |
0.04675 |
185 |
126 |
44 |
15 |
682 |
It only plays one note, but it's really loud. |
1.4000 |
0.04675 |
185 |
126 |
44 |
15 |
683 |
The damn thing seems to play itself no matter what I do. |
1.4000 |
0.04548 |
185 |
124 |
48 |
13 |
684 |
Plus, it's cut our heating bill in half. |
1.4000 |
0.04350 |
185 |
121 |
54 |
10 |
685 |
I asked for more cow bell. |
1.4000 |
0.05038 |
185 |
132 |
32 |
21 |
686 |
I told you not to go with the low bidder! |
1.3989 |
0.04514 |
183 |
122 |
49 |
12 |
687 |
You must have friends in high places if you got the super to fix that! |
1.3989 |
0.03792 |
183 |
112 |
69 |
2 |
688 |
Nice Pipes. |
1.3989 |
0.04447 |
183 |
121 |
51 |
11 |
689 |
Because the Lord is our landlord, and banging on the pipes is how we get His attention. |
1.3989 |
0.04897 |
183 |
128 |
37 |
18 |
690 |
If it's not baroque, don't fix it. |
1.3989 |
0.04897 |
183 |
128 |
37 |
18 |
691 |
No. I did not suggest that you try playing with more convection. |
1.3989 |
0.04773 |
183 |
126 |
41 |
16 |
692 |
Call the super–this thing's baroque. |
1.3989 |
0.04646 |
183 |
124 |
45 |
14 |
693 |
What inspired you to perform The Water Music? |
1.3989 |
0.04773 |
183 |
126 |
41 |
16 |
694 |
No. I wanted music for the Eternal Creator, not the Infernal Radiator. |
1.3989 |
0.04958 |
183 |
129 |
35 |
19 |
695 |
Think anyone will notice? |
1.3978 |
0.04898 |
186 |
131 |
36 |
19 |
696 |
Just avoid the augmented fourth. It’s getting hot as hell in here. |
1.3978 |
0.04778 |
186 |
129 |
40 |
17 |
697 |
It's called Toccata and Fugue in Steam-minor |
1.3978 |
0.05015 |
186 |
133 |
32 |
21 |
698 |
It's chilly in here, is that baroque again? |
1.3978 |
0.04547 |
181 |
121 |
48 |
12 |
699 |
Do you think, by Sunday, you could eliminate some of the clanks? |
1.3978 |
0.03648 |
181 |
109 |
72 |
0 |
700 |
That fugue was positively radiant. |
1.3978 |
0.04680 |
181 |
123 |
44 |
14 |
701 |
Keep in mind. The President will be preaching about a bigger organ. |
1.3978 |
0.05058 |
181 |
129 |
32 |
20 |
702 |
Funny, that piece usually sends chills down my spine. |
1.3978 |
0.04479 |
181 |
120 |
50 |
11 |
703 |
Sounds a little flat. Did you try turning the knob the other way? |
1.3978 |
0.04410 |
181 |
119 |
52 |
10 |
704 |
Well, that's one way to warm up the crowd. |
1.3978 |
0.04479 |
181 |
120 |
50 |
11 |
705 |
Try it. It’s a great way to blow off some steam. |
1.3978 |
0.04547 |
181 |
121 |
48 |
12 |
706 |
I guess that explains the $25,000 for shipping and handling |
1.3967 |
0.04080 |
184 |
117 |
61 |
6 |
707 |
Not just fire today, okay? Play some brimstone too. |
1.3967 |
0.04875 |
184 |
129 |
37 |
18 |
708 |
All the music just goes to the ceiling. |
1.3967 |
0.04814 |
184 |
128 |
39 |
17 |
709 |
The organ transplant didn't turn out as I expected. |
1.3966 |
0.05037 |
179 |
127 |
33 |
19 |
710 |
It's our best chance to compete with hot yoga. |
1.3966 |
0.04441 |
179 |
118 |
51 |
10 |
711 |
It does radiate a certain warmth. |
1.3955 |
0.04473 |
177 |
117 |
50 |
10 |
712 |
Your predecessor just couldn't take the heat. |
1.3944 |
0.04351 |
180 |
118 |
53 |
9 |
713 |
Could you play a little faster? The parishioners are complaining about the cold. |
1.3944 |
0.04491 |
180 |
120 |
49 |
11 |
714 |
I call it my "Well temperatured Clavier"... |
1.3944 |
0.04824 |
180 |
125 |
39 |
16 |
715 |
Do you want this psalm in Fahrenheit or Celsius? |
1.3944 |
0.04351 |
180 |
118 |
53 |
9 |
716 |
If nothing else, it has a warm sound. |
1.3944 |
0.04491 |
180 |
120 |
49 |
11 |
717 |
Warming up before mass? |
1.3944 |
0.04760 |
180 |
124 |
41 |
15 |
718 |
But it's hard to find a plumber who works with Holy Water. |
1.3944 |
0.04760 |
180 |
124 |
41 |
15 |
719 |
Trust me, this way the landlord has to pay if it breaks. |
1.3944 |
0.04824 |
180 |
125 |
39 |
16 |
720 |
Not what I imagined the new pipes would look like, but it does have a warm tone. |
1.3944 |
0.04422 |
180 |
119 |
51 |
10 |
721 |
It radiates beautifully. |
1.3944 |
0.04694 |
180 |
123 |
43 |
14 |
722 |
Hot, right? |
1.3944 |
0.04627 |
180 |
122 |
45 |
13 |
723 |
You need to stop calling it, “Jesu Joy of Man’s Perspiring.” |
1.3944 |
0.04824 |
180 |
125 |
39 |
16 |
724 |
Father Murphy says Steampunk will attract the millennials. |
1.3944 |
0.04888 |
180 |
126 |
37 |
17 |
725 |
Sounds a bit rusty. |
1.3944 |
0.04279 |
180 |
117 |
55 |
8 |
726 |
Letting off some steam, brother? |
1.3933 |
0.04729 |
178 |
122 |
42 |
14 |
727 |
Try something from the The Well-Tempered Radiator." |
1.3933 |
0.04862 |
178 |
124 |
38 |
16 |
728 |
I’ m HVAC certified. I can tune it myself! |
1.3933 |
0.04927 |
178 |
125 |
36 |
17 |
729 |
Can you play a little louder, it’s too cold in the back |
1.3933 |
0.04796 |
178 |
123 |
40 |
15 |
730 |
We have a request for "knocking on heaven's door." |
1.3933 |
0.04796 |
178 |
123 |
40 |
15 |
731 |
Sounds hot. |
1.3929 |
0.05068 |
168 |
118 |
34 |
16 |
732 |
Can you stop the hissing while I am preaching? |
1.3920 |
0.04412 |
176 |
116 |
51 |
9 |
733 |
I know, I know...but trust me...you and everyone else will warm up to it in time. |
1.3920 |
0.04185 |
176 |
113 |
57 |
6 |
734 |
It's time to start the service - are you done warming up yet? |
1.3920 |
0.04627 |
176 |
119 |
45 |
12 |
735 |
It saves money, and it's not as bad as the baptismal font/coffee maker. |
1.3920 |
0.04966 |
176 |
124 |
35 |
17 |
736 |
Didn't you ask for a piece that radiates? |
1.3920 |
0.04485 |
176 |
117 |
49 |
10 |
737 |
The way you play, nobody’s going to notice the difference. |
1.3920 |
0.05031 |
176 |
125 |
33 |
18 |
738 |
I appreciate the effort but you are one pipe short of an octave. |
1.3920 |
0.04412 |
176 |
116 |
51 |
9 |
739 |
Play another round. The rear pews are still a little drafty. |
1.3920 |
0.04412 |
176 |
116 |
51 |
9 |
740 |
Just letting off some steam, are we? |
1.3920 |
0.04262 |
176 |
114 |
55 |
7 |
741 |
It's Trump's idea, Father. |
1.3908 |
0.03885 |
174 |
108 |
64 |
2 |
742 |
Works especially well with Vivaldi's "Winter"! |
1.3908 |
0.04662 |
174 |
118 |
44 |
12 |
743 |
You rap on the pipes to signal the guy upstairs. |
1.3908 |
0.05201 |
174 |
126 |
28 |
20 |
744 |
In one word, radiant! |
1.3908 |
0.04590 |
174 |
117 |
46 |
11 |
745 |
I really like the way your last hymn radiated through the church! |
1.3908 |
0.04802 |
174 |
120 |
40 |
14 |
746 |
Play it again, that was hot. |
1.3908 |
0.04443 |
174 |
115 |
50 |
9 |
747 |
How about a fugue? I'm chilly. |
1.3908 |
0.04662 |
174 |
118 |
44 |
12 |
748 |
No wonder it's as hot as hell in here, Father. |
1.3908 |
0.04590 |
174 |
117 |
46 |
11 |
749 |
Then really turn up the heat when I get to Leviticus. |
1.3908 |
0.04213 |
174 |
112 |
56 |
6 |
750 |
Just keep playing until it's not so damn cold in here. |
1.3908 |
0.04871 |
174 |
121 |
38 |
15 |
751 |
If they can't stand the heat, father, they can get out of the church. |
1.3908 |
0.04871 |
174 |
121 |
38 |
15 |
752 |
Maybe turn it counterclockwise first. |
1.3908 |
0.04662 |
174 |
118 |
44 |
12 |
753 |
Shall we open with, 'Let it Bleed'? |
1.3908 |
0.05072 |
174 |
124 |
32 |
18 |
754 |
I'm just getting warmed up. |
1.3908 |
0.04662 |
174 |
118 |
44 |
12 |
755 |
"I would urge you not to pull out all the stops". |
1.3908 |
0.04662 |
174 |
118 |
44 |
12 |
756 |
It has a nice warm tone. |
1.3908 |
0.04733 |
174 |
119 |
42 |
13 |
757 |
It was built by a member of Congress. |
1.3908 |
0.05072 |
174 |
124 |
32 |
18 |
758 |
Simply radiant. |
1.3908 |
0.04871 |
174 |
121 |
38 |
15 |
759 |
Have you tried tuning it to Celcius? |
1.3908 |
0.04939 |
174 |
122 |
36 |
16 |
760 |
I think they misunderstood what we meant by pipe organ ! |
1.3908 |
0.04733 |
174 |
119 |
42 |
13 |
761 |
Keep pedalling, it's freezing in here |
1.3908 |
0.04662 |
174 |
118 |
44 |
12 |
762 |
Start with a little Bach to warm up the crowd. |
1.3899 |
0.04798 |
159 |
107 |
42 |
10 |
763 |
What can I say? Collections are down. If you can think of a better way to heat the church on a budget, I am all ears. |
1.3895 |
0.04550 |
172 |
115 |
47 |
10 |
764 |
Keep playing, my bath water is still running cold. |
1.3895 |
0.04697 |
172 |
117 |
43 |
12 |
765 |
Don't you think they get enough hot air from me as it is? |
1.3895 |
0.04840 |
172 |
119 |
39 |
14 |
766 |
You got off easy, next month their replacing the altar with a giant toaster. |
1.3895 |
0.05113 |
172 |
123 |
31 |
18 |
767 |
What an absolutely immaculate convection. |
1.3895 |
0.04910 |
172 |
120 |
37 |
15 |
768 |
It's ideal for performing Handel's "Hot Water Music" |
1.3895 |
0.05113 |
172 |
123 |
31 |
18 |
769 |
The bad news: the church is going solar. The good news: we bought you an electric keyboard. |
1.3895 |
0.04840 |
172 |
119 |
39 |
14 |
770 |
It has warmth, but lacks intimacy. |
1.3895 |
0.04910 |
172 |
120 |
37 |
15 |
771 |
When you said a "hot new pipe organ," I had something else in mind. |
1.3895 |
0.04320 |
172 |
112 |
53 |
7 |
772 |
Nice pipes, huh? |
1.3895 |
0.04475 |
172 |
114 |
49 |
9 |
773 |
That's the last time I let a plumber fix our pipe organ. |
1.3895 |
0.04910 |
172 |
120 |
37 |
15 |
774 |
The Lord squeaks in mysterious ways. |
1.3882 |
0.04878 |
170 |
118 |
38 |
14 |
775 |
Let's try more clang and less hiss. |
1.3882 |
0.04508 |
170 |
113 |
48 |
9 |
776 |
Yes, but is steam punk really liturgical? |
1.3882 |
0.04807 |
170 |
117 |
40 |
13 |
777 |
A bit steamy for the church, don't you think? |
1.3873 |
0.04676 |
173 |
118 |
43 |
12 |
778 |
Out of tune? But the super just repaired it yesterday. |
1.3873 |
0.04530 |
173 |
116 |
47 |
10 |
779 |
Turn it up. Today's sermon is about Hell. |
1.3873 |
0.04530 |
173 |
116 |
47 |
10 |
780 |
I said 'Aeolian-Skinner'; he heard 'American Standard' . . . |
1.3873 |
0.04817 |
173 |
120 |
39 |
14 |
781 |
No wonder it's hot as Hell in here. |
1.3869 |
0.04771 |
168 |
115 |
41 |
12 |
782 |
Our parishioners complain there is already enough hot air coming from the pulpit. |
1.3869 |
0.04990 |
168 |
118 |
35 |
15 |
783 |
I said, "Let us radiate joy and happiness", and it appears that you interpreted that quite literally. |
1.3869 |
0.04990 |
168 |
118 |
35 |
15 |
784 |
Of course, it takes a while to warm up. |
1.3869 |
0.03862 |
168 |
104 |
63 |
1 |
785 |
It still uses pipes, but it makes a warmer sound. |
1.3869 |
0.04771 |
168 |
115 |
41 |
12 |
786 |
It's absolutely radiant! |
1.3869 |
0.04695 |
168 |
114 |
43 |
11 |
787 |
When I asked for a warmer tone, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind... |
1.3869 |
0.04462 |
168 |
111 |
49 |
8 |
788 |
The new rules say we can't let the altar boys see our organs. |
1.3869 |
0.05335 |
168 |
123 |
25 |
20 |
789 |
The choir had to go, but I can feel my toes again. |
1.3869 |
0.04462 |
168 |
111 |
49 |
8 |
790 |
It's especially well-suited for Knockin' On Heaven's Door. |
1.3869 |
0.04845 |
168 |
116 |
39 |
13 |
791 |
It seems to be missing the upper register |
1.3869 |
0.04990 |
168 |
118 |
35 |
15 |
792 |
I don’t think we have ever cleaned behind it. |
1.3869 |
0.04541 |
168 |
112 |
47 |
9 |
793 |
I expect radiant music for Sunday's service. |
1.3869 |
0.04695 |
168 |
114 |
43 |
11 |
794 |
Well this won’t take the heat off the Catholic Church… |
1.3867 |
0.04600 |
181 |
124 |
44 |
13 |
795 |
When I asked if you could warm up the congregation I was thinking of something a bit more spiritual. |
1.3864 |
0.04620 |
176 |
120 |
44 |
12 |
796 |
It’s out of tune. Call the plumber. |
1.3860 |
0.03734 |
171 |
105 |
66 |
0 |
797 |
The HVAC plumbers clearly misunderstood which pipes I asked them to repair. |
1.3860 |
0.04331 |
171 |
112 |
52 |
7 |
798 |
Which pedal controls the banging? |
1.3860 |
0.04251 |
171 |
111 |
54 |
6 |
799 |
We got it used from one of those mega churches. |
1.3860 |
0.04563 |
171 |
115 |
46 |
10 |
800 |
Your playing still lacks warmth |
1.3860 |
0.04410 |
171 |
113 |
50 |
8 |
801 |
This is not what I meant by "warming up the crowd." |
1.3860 |
0.04638 |
171 |
116 |
44 |
11 |
802 |
Give clanks to the LORD, for he is good. |
1.3855 |
0.04244 |
166 |
107 |
54 |
5 |
803 |
....whistles a little in E Flat, but we won't be freezing in here anymore! |
1.3855 |
0.04808 |
166 |
114 |
40 |
12 |
804 |
Pull out all the stops - the sacristy is a bit chilly this morning. |
1.3846 |
0.04821 |
169 |
117 |
39 |
13 |
805 |
No Bach, only heavy metal or steam punk |
1.3841 |
0.04847 |
164 |
113 |
39 |
12 |
806 |
Well, the hissing after the sermon isn't exactly a blessing. |
1.3841 |
0.04094 |
164 |
104 |
57 |
3 |
807 |
Ever feel like we are tiny beings in a larger world? |
1.3841 |
0.04923 |
164 |
114 |
37 |
13 |
808 |
This model is known for its upper register. |
1.3841 |
0.04528 |
164 |
109 |
47 |
8 |
809 |
You keep losing steam half way through. |
1.3832 |
0.04860 |
167 |
116 |
38 |
13 |
810 |
I can't hear a thing either. Let's call the plumber back. |
1.3832 |
0.04785 |
167 |
115 |
40 |
12 |
811 |
Do you know any Radiatorhead? |
1.3832 |
0.05218 |
167 |
121 |
28 |
18 |
812 |
I don't know. Maybe we should reconsider this Craiglist thing. |
1.3832 |
0.05148 |
167 |
120 |
30 |
17 |
813 |
St. Peter's got solar panels. |
1.3818 |
0.04667 |
165 |
112 |
43 |
10 |
814 |
Blowing off a little steam Father? |
1.3818 |
0.04974 |
165 |
116 |
35 |
14 |
815 |
It just doesn't sound the same in the summer. |
1.3818 |
0.04667 |
165 |
112 |
43 |
10 |
816 |
THIS will bring in the flock on these cold winter days! |
1.3818 |
0.04423 |
165 |
109 |
49 |
7 |
817 |
The janitor--bless his soul--can be a little passive-aggressive. How many times did you say you complained to him about your hands being cold? |
1.3818 |
0.04253 |
165 |
107 |
53 |
5 |
818 |
The Devil made me do it. |
1.3818 |
0.04899 |
165 |
115 |
37 |
13 |
819 |
Yes, I see those advantages for now, but what will we do when summer comes? |
1.3818 |
0.04423 |
165 |
109 |
49 |
7 |
820 |
The Lord warms in mysterious ways I guess. |
1.3818 |
0.04423 |
165 |
109 |
49 |
7 |
821 |
I can't say it has improved your playing, but it sure is nice and toasty in here. |
1.3818 |
0.04423 |
165 |
109 |
49 |
7 |
822 |
Thank God, I thought someone was hissing at me from the pews. |
1.3818 |
0.04667 |
165 |
112 |
43 |
10 |
823 |
Sure, some people come for the radiator. But I like to think they stay for us. |
1.3818 |
0.04667 |
165 |
112 |
43 |
10 |
824 |
Pipefitters, Steamfitters, who would have known the difference in the yellow pages. |
1.3818 |
0.05332 |
165 |
121 |
25 |
19 |
825 |
The man upstairs doesn't like it when you bang on the pipes. |
1.3818 |
0.04746 |
165 |
113 |
41 |
11 |
826 |
Change keys? We'll have to call the super. |
1.3818 |
0.05048 |
165 |
117 |
33 |
15 |
827 |
First Congregational Church in Winnipeg |
1.3818 |
0.05048 |
165 |
117 |
33 |
15 |
828 |
Warmed up yet? |
1.3818 |
0.04974 |
165 |
116 |
35 |
14 |
829 |
Do we really want the church to be "hotter than hell"? |
1.3818 |
0.05192 |
165 |
119 |
29 |
17 |
830 |
It's not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer. |
1.3818 |
0.04587 |
165 |
111 |
45 |
9 |
831 |
You were hot tonight. |
1.3818 |
0.04667 |
165 |
112 |
43 |
10 |
832 |
We should upgrade to forced air |
1.3818 |
0.04746 |
165 |
113 |
41 |
11 |
833 |
Thou shalt not hire non-union labor, my son. |
1.3818 |
0.04667 |
165 |
112 |
43 |
10 |
834 |
Bach. The Steampunk variations. |
1.3818 |
0.04823 |
165 |
114 |
39 |
12 |
835 |
P. D. Q. Bach installed it personally, so the Landmarks Commission won't let us put in a new one. |
1.3813 |
0.05006 |
160 |
112 |
35 |
13 |
836 |
I think you’re taking this steam punk thing a bit too far, Father Julius. |
1.3804 |
0.04193 |
163 |
105 |
54 |
4 |
837 |
I think I need to be more precise with my prayers for new pipes for the organ. |
1.3804 |
0.05015 |
163 |
115 |
34 |
14 |
838 |
Have you tried banging on the pipes? |
1.3804 |
0.04939 |
163 |
114 |
36 |
13 |
839 |
Father Thomas, this is how you play with more convection! |
1.3804 |
0.04783 |
163 |
112 |
40 |
11 |
840 |
I see no need to warm up. |
1.3804 |
0.04939 |
163 |
114 |
36 |
13 |
841 |
Now that’s some set of pipes. |
1.3804 |
0.04862 |
163 |
113 |
38 |
12 |
842 |
This should get the audience warmed up. |
1.3804 |
0.04862 |
163 |
113 |
38 |
12 |
843 |
So, do we pray for steam or bang on the pipes? |
1.3804 |
0.04455 |
163 |
108 |
48 |
7 |
844 |
No, it only bangs if you pull out all the stops. |
1.3804 |
0.04939 |
163 |
114 |
36 |
13 |
845 |
Can you adjust to a higher octave? The choir's getting cold. |
1.3804 |
0.04540 |
163 |
109 |
46 |
8 |
846 |
I'm playing Handel's 'Hot Water Music' this Sunday. |
1.3804 |
0.05015 |
163 |
115 |
34 |
14 |
847 |
Not quite what I had in mind...but you’re getting warmer. |
1.3804 |
0.04862 |
163 |
113 |
38 |
12 |
848 |
And all this time I thought the hissing was a reaction to my sermons... |
1.3804 |
0.04703 |
163 |
111 |
42 |
10 |
849 |
From the sound of it you need to blow off some steam. |
1.3804 |
0.04862 |
163 |
113 |
38 |
12 |
850 |
I suppose that's what you call putting the pedal to the metal. |
1.3789 |
0.04902 |
161 |
112 |
37 |
12 |
851 |
Just trying to let off a little steam, Father. |
1.3789 |
0.04902 |
161 |
112 |
37 |
12 |
852 |
It’s still a little cold in here. Can you raise the tempo? |
1.3789 |
0.04980 |
161 |
113 |
35 |
13 |
853 |
You say it's frugal in February, but you'll call it martyrdom in August. |
1.3789 |
0.04822 |
161 |
111 |
39 |
11 |
854 |
Well, I have to admit, it radiates warmth. |
1.3789 |
0.04980 |
161 |
113 |
35 |
13 |
855 |
The choir wasn't good today but the organ was hot. |
1.3789 |
0.04902 |
161 |
112 |
37 |
12 |
856 |
We couldn't afford to repair both the organ and the heat. |
1.3789 |
0.04128 |
161 |
103 |
55 |
3 |
857 |
The bass just radiates, doesn't it? |
1.3789 |
0.04980 |
161 |
113 |
35 |
13 |
858 |
I should have read the fine print on the organ donor registry. |
1.3789 |
0.05057 |
161 |
114 |
33 |
14 |
859 |
It came from St. Calliope's. |
1.3789 |
0.05356 |
161 |
118 |
25 |
18 |
860 |
Can you increase the tempo by about 2 degrees? |
1.3789 |
0.04574 |
161 |
108 |
45 |
8 |
861 |
"Have you seen the new Baptismal Fountain, it's a Jacuzzi"! |
1.3789 |
0.04980 |
161 |
113 |
35 |
13 |
862 |
Should it be hissing like that? |
1.3789 |
0.04980 |
161 |
113 |
35 |
13 |
863 |
I wondered why Joe's Plumbing and Heating was listed as an organ donor. |
1.3789 |
0.05057 |
161 |
114 |
33 |
14 |
864 |
I still think a thermostat would have been simpler than a keyboard. |
1.3789 |
0.04902 |
161 |
112 |
37 |
12 |
865 |
Something a little less steamy, perhaps? |
1.3789 |
0.04221 |
161 |
104 |
53 |
4 |
866 |
I told you not to order from Amazon. |
1.3789 |
0.04658 |
161 |
109 |
43 |
9 |
867 |
I’m just blowing off steam. |
1.3789 |
0.04902 |
161 |
112 |
37 |
12 |
868 |
It does have a warmer sound, but the heating bills are killing us. |
1.3789 |
0.04822 |
161 |
111 |
39 |
11 |
869 |
The parishioners demanded the music resemble the message, sir. So I found this heavy, cranky instrument that's filled with hot air. |
1.3789 |
0.05134 |
161 |
115 |
31 |
15 |
870 |
Could you play something a bit more uptempo? The back pews are still complaining of a draft. |
1.3789 |
0.04902 |
161 |
112 |
37 |
12 |
871 |
I think we awarded the contract to the wrong Pipe Fitters. |
1.3782 |
0.04668 |
156 |
105 |
43 |
8 |
872 |
I have to admit that it does produce a very warm sound. |
1.3782 |
0.03895 |
156 |
97 |
59 |
0 |
873 |
You’re right, they do sound the same. |
1.3774 |
0.05254 |
159 |
115 |
28 |
16 |
874 |
...and, it's a holy water dispenser. |
1.3774 |
0.05101 |
159 |
113 |
32 |
14 |
875 |
If you want me to play all eight verses of that hymn, it's going to be hot as hell in here. |
1.3774 |
0.04778 |
159 |
109 |
40 |
10 |
876 |
Sorry. I just needed to let off a little steam. |
1.3774 |
0.04694 |
159 |
108 |
42 |
9 |
877 |
I don’t know. Have you seen the church’s heating bills lately? |
1.3774 |
0.04861 |
159 |
110 |
38 |
11 |
878 |
It’s a high pressure gig - the last guy couldn’t take the heat. |
1.3774 |
0.04521 |
159 |
106 |
46 |
7 |
879 |
I'm getting heat from above. |
1.3774 |
0.05022 |
159 |
112 |
34 |
13 |
880 |
The man upstairs is banging on the pipes again. |
1.3774 |
0.04861 |
159 |
110 |
38 |
11 |
881 |
I said "radiant", not "radiate." |
1.3774 |
0.04861 |
159 |
110 |
38 |
11 |
882 |
Once the clanging stops it sounds pretty good. |
1.3774 |
0.04861 |
159 |
110 |
38 |
11 |
883 |
You told me to play with more warmth, didn't you? |
1.3774 |
0.04861 |
159 |
110 |
38 |
11 |
884 |
Yeah, so we're hoping you can play 'The Well-Temperatured Clavier '! |
1.3774 |
0.05101 |
159 |
113 |
32 |
14 |
885 |
Ever since we got the new organ, it's hot as hell in here. |
1.3774 |
0.04942 |
159 |
111 |
36 |
12 |
886 |
You can call it Steampunk, but I call it heavenly. |
1.3774 |
0.05101 |
159 |
113 |
32 |
14 |
887 |
The Bible says God was angry. Not steamed. |
1.3774 |
0.04778 |
159 |
109 |
40 |
10 |
888 |
It's less of a crescendo and more of a constant hiss. |
1.3774 |
0.04778 |
159 |
109 |
40 |
10 |
889 |
Still, probably best to avoid "huge hot organ" in the concert flyer. |
1.3774 |
0.05101 |
159 |
113 |
32 |
14 |
890 |
The super had better get that working by 11 o'clock mass |
1.3774 |
0.04609 |
159 |
107 |
44 |
8 |
891 |
Let me remind you, the church can barely afford pianissimo. |
1.3774 |
0.04778 |
159 |
109 |
40 |
10 |
892 |
"Heavy metal," huh? |
1.3774 |
0.04778 |
159 |
109 |
40 |
10 |
893 |
I was just warming up. |
1.3774 |
0.04778 |
159 |
109 |
40 |
10 |
894 |
Heavy metal? not a big fan. |
1.3774 |
0.04609 |
159 |
107 |
44 |
8 |
895 |
Fine; but what about summer? |
1.3774 |
0.04521 |
159 |
106 |
46 |
7 |
896 |
Let's start again -- take it from the third hiss after the second clank. |
1.3774 |
0.04778 |
159 |
109 |
40 |
10 |
897 |
New York apartment in D major. |
1.3774 |
0.04861 |
159 |
110 |
38 |
11 |
898 |
Are you sure? I swear I heard the congregation hissing. |
1.3774 |
0.05101 |
159 |
113 |
32 |
14 |
899 |
It's the hottest thing in music right now. |
1.3774 |
0.04942 |
159 |
111 |
36 |
12 |
900 |
Wow, that was the hottest "Amazing Grace" ever. |
1.3774 |
0.04861 |
159 |
110 |
38 |
11 |
901 |
Just letting off a little steam. |
1.3774 |
0.04249 |
159 |
103 |
52 |
4 |
902 |
And I always thought it was the congregation making the hissing sound. |
1.3774 |
0.04778 |
159 |
109 |
40 |
10 |
903 |
I wonder how solar would sound? |
1.3758 |
0.04901 |
157 |
109 |
37 |
11 |
904 |
Maybe it will sound better when it gets warmed up. |
1.3758 |
0.04644 |
157 |
106 |
43 |
8 |
905 |
It needs more cowbell. |
1.3758 |
0.05145 |
157 |
112 |
31 |
14 |
906 |
Your music radiates a unique warmth. |
1.3750 |
0.04671 |
160 |
109 |
42 |
9 |
907 |
I’m just letting off some steam, Father. |
1.3750 |
0.04836 |
160 |
111 |
38 |
11 |
908 |
Can you fix the hiss before Sunday? |
1.3750 |
0.04671 |
160 |
109 |
42 |
9 |
909 |
If you can find the right key the hissing will stop. |
1.3750 |
0.04411 |
160 |
106 |
48 |
6 |
910 |
That tone isn't quite right, but you're getting warmer. |
1.3750 |
0.04499 |
160 |
107 |
46 |
7 |
911 |
Is that 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Heater'? |
1.3742 |
0.05427 |
155 |
114 |
24 |
17 |
912 |
I am pleased with the overall sound, but the knocking during Ave Maria was a distraction. |
1.3742 |
0.04942 |
155 |
108 |
36 |
11 |
913 |
Sorry, your playing leaves me cold. |
1.3742 |
0.04590 |
155 |
104 |
44 |
7 |
914 |
Sometimes you just got to blow off some steam. |
1.3742 |
0.05026 |
155 |
109 |
34 |
12 |
915 |
As Bach would say, a Well-Tempertured Calvier. |
1.3742 |
0.04769 |
155 |
106 |
40 |
9 |
916 |
I guess the Devil is in the detail. |
1.3742 |
0.04942 |
155 |
108 |
36 |
11 |
917 |
It’s got a nice warm tone. |
1.3742 |
0.04942 |
155 |
108 |
36 |
11 |
918 |
I like that piece. It seems to radiate warmth. |
1.3742 |
0.04856 |
155 |
107 |
38 |
10 |
919 |
If it does not work, we may be in hot water! |
1.3742 |
0.04942 |
155 |
108 |
36 |
11 |
920 |
Yeah. But can you do “Ker boom boom BANG” at 3AM? |
1.3742 |
0.04769 |
155 |
106 |
40 |
9 |
921 |
One second, let me warm up a bit. |
1.3742 |
0.04856 |
155 |
107 |
38 |
10 |
922 |
If you could push the psalms a little longer than usual that would be great. The pastor needs his mittens dried. |
1.3742 |
0.04681 |
155 |
105 |
42 |
8 |
923 |
I really play to let off steam |
1.3734 |
0.05038 |
158 |
112 |
33 |
13 |
924 |
I agree Monseigneur, it sounds radiant. |
1.3734 |
0.04792 |
158 |
109 |
39 |
10 |
925 |
How long does it take you to warm up? |
1.3725 |
0.04718 |
153 |
104 |
41 |
8 |
926 |
I think we had different ideas about the music radiating throughout the hall |
1.3725 |
0.04718 |
153 |
104 |
41 |
8 |
927 |
Do you know Jesu, joy of Man’s Perspiring ? |
1.3725 |
0.05154 |
153 |
109 |
31 |
13 |
928 |
I used to play, to let off some steam. |
1.3718 |
0.04831 |
156 |
108 |
38 |
10 |
929 |
I do admit that I had a bit of language difficulty when I ordered the thing from Naples... |
1.3718 |
0.04657 |
156 |
106 |
42 |
8 |
930 |
Deus ex machine? |
1.3701 |
0.04871 |
154 |
107 |
37 |
10 |
931 |
Not sure this will improve our summer attendance. |
1.3701 |
0.04115 |
154 |
99 |
53 |
2 |
932 |
God works in mysterious ways ...our building engineer works in mischievous ways. |
1.3701 |
0.04871 |
154 |
107 |
37 |
10 |
933 |
Our parishioners complained that our services lacked warmth. |
1.3701 |
0.04414 |
154 |
102 |
47 |
5 |
934 |
What if we open the windows? |
1.3691 |
0.04888 |
149 |
103 |
37 |
9 |
935 |
That’s the last time I go with the lowest repair estimate! |
1.3691 |
0.04602 |
149 |
100 |
43 |
6 |
936 |
Truthfully Father, it sounds like hell and is damn near as hot. |
1.3691 |
0.04189 |
149 |
96 |
51 |
2 |
937 |
Sorry I'm a bit rusty; I'm still warming up. |
1.3691 |
0.03967 |
149 |
94 |
55 |
0 |
938 |
It's what they play in Hell. |
1.3691 |
0.04795 |
149 |
102 |
39 |
8 |
939 |
I called maintenance. As long as the church next door controls the volume, there's not much we can do. |
1.3691 |
0.05246 |
149 |
107 |
29 |
13 |
940 |
Sounds good except the occasional banging noise. |
1.3684 |
0.04999 |
152 |
107 |
34 |
11 |
941 |
Sure it sounds good but the fuel cost is killing us. |
1.3684 |
0.04638 |
152 |
103 |
42 |
7 |
942 |
It was sent from above, but we thought it would be rude to say anything. |
1.3684 |
0.04035 |
152 |
97 |
54 |
1 |
943 |
Thank God, St. Calliope answered our prayers. |
1.3684 |
0.05086 |
152 |
108 |
32 |
12 |
944 |
To be frank, our parishioners can't hear anymore and their hands are cold. |
1.3684 |
0.04999 |
152 |
107 |
34 |
11 |
945 |
The bass notes are nice, but the hissing could use some work. |
1.3684 |
0.04543 |
152 |
102 |
44 |
6 |
946 |
I am just letting off a little steam. |
1.3684 |
0.04912 |
152 |
106 |
36 |
10 |
947 |
I think He meant “music shall heal the soul”, not heat the soul. |
1.3684 |
0.05086 |
152 |
108 |
32 |
12 |
948 |
When I asked you to warm up the choir, this is not what I meant. |
1.3684 |
0.05171 |
152 |
109 |
30 |
13 |
949 |
I want them to know what Hell feels like. |
1.3684 |
0.05171 |
152 |
109 |
30 |
13 |
950 |
When the Vatican said they were consolidating departments, this is not what I expected. |
1.3684 |
0.05171 |
152 |
109 |
30 |
13 |
951 |
No wonder it’s hotter than hell in here. |
1.3684 |
0.05086 |
152 |
108 |
32 |
12 |
952 |
On the phone he assured me that they were experts with pipes. |
1.3684 |
0.04731 |
152 |
104 |
40 |
8 |
953 |
I admit I was skeptical... but its atonality is strangely nice and toasty. |
1.3684 |
0.04822 |
152 |
105 |
38 |
9 |
954 |
Whew! So that's what the alter boys meant about your hot organ. |
1.3684 |
0.05254 |
152 |
110 |
28 |
14 |
955 |
I just don't think you will be able to play that register. |
1.3684 |
0.04638 |
152 |
103 |
42 |
7 |
956 |
"Twice on the pipes, if He ain't gonna show"? |
1.3684 |
0.05086 |
152 |
108 |
32 |
12 |
957 |
Well, you said you wanted a hot time in the old house tonight. |
1.3684 |
0.04822 |
152 |
105 |
38 |
9 |
958 |
Wonderful organ. The music seems to radiate from it. |
1.3673 |
0.04835 |
147 |
101 |
38 |
8 |
959 |
When I said, "Play something that warms the soul," this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.3673 |
0.04432 |
147 |
97 |
46 |
4 |
960 |
It's a two-part invention, with a warm upper register. |
1.3673 |
0.05024 |
147 |
103 |
34 |
10 |
961 |
More allegro. I'm cold in the apse. |
1.3673 |
0.04217 |
147 |
95 |
50 |
2 |
962 |
Why don't you try taking it down a few degrees? |
1.3673 |
0.04536 |
147 |
98 |
44 |
5 |
963 |
I thought we agreed to no longer use 'Moe's Heating & Organ Repair'. |
1.3673 |
0.04737 |
147 |
100 |
40 |
7 |
964 |
You didn't reach God, but the Pope in Rome just called. |
1.3673 |
0.04217 |
147 |
95 |
50 |
2 |
965 |
I too find that playing is a good way let off a little steam. |
1.3673 |
0.04737 |
147 |
100 |
40 |
7 |
966 |
Take the summer off. |
1.3667 |
0.05043 |
150 |
106 |
33 |
11 |
967 |
No disrespect, Father, but it's hotter than hell over here. |
1.3667 |
0.05217 |
150 |
108 |
29 |
13 |
968 |
Did you try opening the valve? |
1.3667 |
0.04769 |
150 |
103 |
39 |
8 |
969 |
God called again. It’s still too loud. |
1.3667 |
0.04862 |
150 |
104 |
37 |
9 |
970 |
Banging it with a wrench often works. |
1.3667 |
0.04769 |
150 |
103 |
39 |
8 |
971 |
No, I'm not familiar with Bach's sonata in steam minor. |
1.3667 |
0.05043 |
150 |
106 |
33 |
11 |
972 |
Lent is a time of penance, Andrew, not torture. |
1.3667 |
0.05131 |
150 |
107 |
31 |
12 |
973 |
I have a confession to make. I may have ordered the wrong one. |
1.3667 |
0.05043 |
150 |
106 |
33 |
11 |
974 |
I see you've pulled out all the stops today. |
1.3667 |
0.05131 |
150 |
107 |
31 |
12 |
975 |
Try G major, I'm still chilly. |
1.3667 |
0.04862 |
150 |
104 |
37 |
9 |
976 |
Remember my son, it is not heat we seek, but light. |
1.3667 |
0.05217 |
150 |
108 |
29 |
13 |
977 |
The new organ sounds radiant! |
1.3667 |
0.04953 |
150 |
105 |
35 |
10 |
978 |
I thought I'd finish with a rousing rendition of "Steam Heat." |
1.3667 |
0.05043 |
150 |
106 |
33 |
11 |
979 |
I asked Him for inspiration. He thought I said perspiration. |
1.3667 |
0.04953 |
150 |
105 |
35 |
10 |
980 |
Better cool it down a little bit my son. Ain't nothing worse for a young priest than playin' with a hot organ. |
1.3655 |
0.05344 |
145 |
105 |
27 |
13 |
981 |
Play "Baby its cold outside". |
1.3655 |
0.04245 |
145 |
94 |
49 |
2 |
982 |
The gurgling and hissing, the heat. Perfect for my sermon on Hell. |
1.3655 |
0.05254 |
145 |
104 |
29 |
12 |
983 |
I still think it would have been more reverential for Harry's Heating Service to sponsor a stained glass window advertisement. |
1.3655 |
0.05254 |
145 |
104 |
29 |
12 |
984 |
This oughta give them some idea of what music from hell would be like. |
1.3649 |
0.05265 |
148 |
107 |
28 |
13 |
985 |
I had the pipes replaced. Now each note radiates! |
1.3649 |
0.04808 |
148 |
102 |
38 |
8 |
986 |
You might want to crack the window. |
1.3649 |
0.04903 |
148 |
103 |
36 |
9 |
987 |
It seems like a complicated way to adjust the temperature. |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
988 |
We probably should have been more specific when we asked the plumber to "fix the pipes". |
1.3649 |
0.04808 |
148 |
102 |
38 |
8 |
989 |
Don't worry Father, I'll have the crowd warmed up well before your sermon. |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
990 |
Do you know 'There'l be a hot time in the old town tonight?' |
1.3649 |
0.05520 |
148 |
110 |
22 |
16 |
991 |
I'm afraid it's out of tune again. Time to call the plumber. |
1.3649 |
0.04613 |
148 |
100 |
42 |
6 |
992 |
Not quite what I meant by asking you to radiate more warmth! |
1.3649 |
0.04903 |
148 |
103 |
36 |
9 |
993 |
Sorry, Father. I was just letting off a little steam. |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
994 |
Technically it’s a percussion instrument. |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
995 |
When I said let’s get new pipes, you weren’t supposed to call the Plumber! |
1.3649 |
0.05176 |
148 |
106 |
30 |
12 |
996 |
When I said "try radiating some warmth," I was referring to your sermons. |
1.3649 |
0.05087 |
148 |
105 |
32 |
11 |
997 |
Beautifully played, but it lacks the warmth that I was hoping for. |
1.3649 |
0.04903 |
148 |
103 |
36 |
9 |
998 |
On the flip side, the new basement heater sounds absolutely beautiful. |
1.3649 |
0.04903 |
148 |
103 |
36 |
9 |
999 |
Let us pray we get an organ transplant. |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
1000 |
The ad was for a pre-war, rent-controlled chapel sublet. What sort of organ did you expect? |
1.3649 |
0.04903 |
148 |
103 |
36 |
9 |
1001 |
Masses are really starting to heat up. |
1.3649 |
0.04712 |
148 |
101 |
40 |
7 |
1002 |
I said ‘inspiration’ not ‘perspiration’! |
1.3649 |
0.04712 |
148 |
101 |
40 |
7 |
1003 |
I asked for something that would resonate not radiate. |
1.3649 |
0.05176 |
148 |
106 |
30 |
12 |
1004 |
Play 'Misty' for me. |
1.3649 |
0.05436 |
148 |
109 |
24 |
15 |
1005 |
Funny. No one has ever told me my organ was too big before? |
1.3649 |
0.05351 |
148 |
108 |
26 |
14 |
1006 |
It sounds like a lot of hot air. |
1.3649 |
0.04512 |
148 |
99 |
44 |
5 |
1007 |
Will your playing improve if I adjust the thermostat? |
1.3649 |
0.05176 |
148 |
106 |
30 |
12 |
1008 |
Play something warm. No, play something radiant. |
1.3649 |
0.05176 |
148 |
106 |
30 |
12 |
1009 |
Do you know any Radiatorhead? |
1.3649 |
0.04903 |
148 |
103 |
36 |
9 |
1010 |
It's just until we earn enough at Bingo to pay the heating bill. |
1.3649 |
0.04903 |
148 |
103 |
36 |
9 |
1011 |
Can you turn up the volume? It's a bit cold in here. |
1.3649 |
0.04808 |
148 |
102 |
38 |
8 |
1012 |
It'll sound better once the pipes warm up |
1.3636 |
0.04303 |
154 |
102 |
48 |
4 |
1013 |
I hear the Lutherans are getting one of those forced-air organs. |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
1014 |
A little steamy for the congregation don't you think? |
1.3630 |
0.05313 |
146 |
106 |
27 |
13 |
1015 |
Twice on the pipes, if the answer is 'no'. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1016 |
If it stops working, bang on the pipe. |
1.3630 |
0.04649 |
146 |
99 |
41 |
6 |
1017 |
Letting off a little steam are we? |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
1018 |
Well it's definitely a warmer sound. |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
1019 |
It's getting cold in here....play the next song in G. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1020 |
The refrain gathers steam, then ends with a hiss boom bah |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1021 |
I was praying for a big donation, but should have been more specific. |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
1022 |
Is it just me, or do you hear a whistling sound in the upper register? |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
1023 |
Yes, it's hot. I just like to give the parishioners a taste of where they could be going. |
1.3630 |
0.05223 |
146 |
105 |
29 |
12 |
1024 |
...but you said my music sent chills down everyone's spine! |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
1025 |
Warming up? |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1026 |
I thought the congregation was hissing at my sermon. |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
1027 |
Mrs. O'Grady called again from upstairs. |
1.3630 |
0.05313 |
146 |
106 |
27 |
13 |
1028 |
When you’re finished playing with it, turn it down a few degrees. |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
1029 |
Giving the wicked a sneak preview? |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1030 |
It allows the music to radiate through the church. |
1.3630 |
0.05132 |
146 |
104 |
31 |
11 |
1031 |
I was just warming up. |
1.3630 |
0.03993 |
146 |
93 |
53 |
0 |
1032 |
The Landlord will hear us now. |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
1033 |
Goddamn Craigslist! |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
1034 |
Maybe if you put a bowl of water on top you won't sound so dry. |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
1035 |
Lower registers, please. The nave is freezing. |
1.3630 |
0.05313 |
146 |
106 |
27 |
13 |
1036 |
It isn't pretty, but it does have a nice warm sound. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1037 |
Well, this should blend nicely with all the hot air that's emanating from the pulpit. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1038 |
Well, I think this should take care of the draft in the church. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1039 |
Play something hot and steamy |
1.3630 |
0.04110 |
146 |
94 |
51 |
1 |
1040 |
The neighbors upstairs are wondering if you could turn it down. |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
1041 |
Certainly sounds more radiant now. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1042 |
Just be careful. The high G can melt the windows. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1043 |
And you can dry your wet mittens on it too. |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
1044 |
Solar panels were too expensive. |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
1045 |
Yes, you were right. The congregation prefers steam to hot air. |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
1046 |
The service starts in ten minutes. Have you warmed up yet? |
1.3630 |
0.04441 |
146 |
97 |
45 |
4 |
1047 |
The congregation was divided between buying a new heating system or a pipe organ. |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
1048 |
It sounds a little rusty to me. |
1.3630 |
0.05223 |
146 |
105 |
29 |
12 |
1049 |
Sounds like a lot of hot air to me. |
1.3630 |
0.05223 |
146 |
105 |
29 |
12 |
1050 |
Tone's much clearer now that we drained it. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1051 |
As church music goes I'd say that was pretty steamy. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
1052 |
When you play, it becomes hot as hell in here. |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
1053 |
Well, it did solve the pigeon problem. |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
1054 |
I just condemned the entire congregation for gossiping about the size of your organ. I guess that was—premature. |
1.3630 |
0.05313 |
146 |
106 |
27 |
13 |
1055 |
I can't wait to listen to you playing Handel's Water Music with this gadget |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
1056 |
Well, Brother, some like it hot. |
1.3630 |
0.05132 |
146 |
104 |
31 |
11 |
1057 |
Would you like to hear Handel's Water Music? |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
1058 |
We're just getting warmed up. |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
1059 |
So the music goes 'round and 'round and comes out where? |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
1060 |
If that really was God knocking, You'd think He'd have a little better rhythm. |
1.3630 |
0.05223 |
146 |
105 |
29 |
12 |
1061 |
Ah! Music that warms the soul. |
1.3630 |
0.04547 |
146 |
98 |
43 |
5 |
1062 |
Your music should inspire, not perspire! |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
1063 |
Now let them say we lack warmth. |
1.3624 |
0.04876 |
149 |
104 |
36 |
9 |
1064 |
Amazing Grace turns it up 5 degrees! |
1.3624 |
0.04686 |
149 |
102 |
40 |
7 |
1065 |
Our board decided that a plumber woud be less expensive than an organ tuner. |
1.3624 |
0.05235 |
149 |
108 |
28 |
13 |
1066 |
It sends the wrong message, Franklin. The congregation already thinks we're full of hot air. |
1.3624 |
0.04876 |
149 |
104 |
36 |
9 |
1067 |
Your recycling efforts are inspired. |
1.3624 |
0.04968 |
149 |
105 |
34 |
10 |
1068 |
It adds warmth to the music. |
1.3624 |
0.04782 |
149 |
103 |
38 |
8 |
1069 |
I received complaints that your hymns are way too steamy. |
1.3617 |
0.04856 |
141 |
97 |
37 |
7 |
1070 |
Our church member Ned from Ned's Plumbing and Heating generously upgraded our pipe organ. |
1.3611 |
0.05084 |
144 |
102 |
32 |
10 |
1071 |
It can also make cappuccino. |
1.3611 |
0.04889 |
144 |
100 |
36 |
8 |
1072 |
I thought I noticed more warmth in your playing lately. |
1.3611 |
0.04889 |
144 |
100 |
36 |
8 |
1073 |
I bet it took an act of God to get that through the church door. |
1.3611 |
0.05271 |
144 |
104 |
28 |
12 |
1074 |
Are you sure you can blend the wheezing, hissing, and banging into our hymns? |
1.3611 |
0.04889 |
144 |
100 |
36 |
8 |
1075 |
Could you play a little faster? There is a draft by the altar. |
1.3611 |
0.04889 |
144 |
100 |
36 |
8 |
1076 |
I miss the old calliope too, but more people are coming to mass on cold mornings... |
1.3611 |
0.04686 |
144 |
98 |
40 |
6 |
1077 |
It radiates a warm sound. |
1.3611 |
0.04364 |
144 |
95 |
46 |
3 |
1078 |
If it gets any colder in here, play everything fortissimo. |
1.3611 |
0.04686 |
144 |
98 |
40 |
6 |
1079 |
It helps me let off steam. |
1.3611 |
0.04789 |
144 |
99 |
38 |
7 |
1080 |
It has such a warm tone |
1.3611 |
0.04789 |
144 |
99 |
38 |
7 |
1081 |
Try it in a higher register. |
1.3611 |
0.04889 |
144 |
100 |
36 |
8 |
1082 |
Steam Punk in the service of the Lord, you say? |
1.3611 |
0.05084 |
144 |
102 |
32 |
10 |
1083 |
Not much on sound .. but we save a ton on heating bills. |
1.3611 |
0.04889 |
144 |
100 |
36 |
8 |
1084 |
Don't get too excited. Nothing steamy. |
1.3611 |
0.04789 |
144 |
99 |
38 |
7 |
1085 |
Forgive me father, for I have steamed. |
1.3611 |
0.05084 |
144 |
102 |
32 |
10 |
1086 |
Now, listen to "Amazing Grace" on the whistle setting. It's a blast! |
1.3611 |
0.05271 |
144 |
104 |
28 |
12 |
1087 |
A word of advice, bang all you want but you annoy the upstairs neighbor at your own peril. |
1.3605 |
0.04724 |
147 |
101 |
39 |
7 |
1088 |
eBay. Why? |
1.3605 |
0.05103 |
147 |
105 |
31 |
11 |
1089 |
This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to change the register |
1.3605 |
0.05194 |
147 |
106 |
29 |
12 |
1090 |
I like the warmer sound |
1.3605 |
0.04724 |
147 |
101 |
39 |
7 |
1091 |
I meant "at the same time," when I said to "replace the pipes with the radiator..." |
1.3605 |
0.04724 |
147 |
101 |
39 |
7 |
1092 |
Well it is not exactly Fire and Brimstone, but it is large radiant heat. |
1.3597 |
0.04452 |
139 |
92 |
44 |
3 |
1093 |
So this is your plan to warm up the choir? |
1.3597 |
0.04333 |
139 |
91 |
46 |
2 |
1094 |
Your keyboard work is simply radiant! |
1.3597 |
0.05106 |
139 |
98 |
32 |
9 |
1095 |
They say the organ technician used to be a plumber |
1.3592 |
0.05130 |
142 |
101 |
31 |
10 |
1096 |
Every time I play low C, the neighbors start banging on the ceiling. |
1.3592 |
0.05226 |
142 |
102 |
29 |
11 |
1097 |
Play something for the apartment upstairs. |
1.3592 |
0.05031 |
142 |
100 |
33 |
9 |
1098 |
Just don't bang on all night. |
1.3592 |
0.04617 |
142 |
96 |
41 |
5 |
1099 |
It doesn't look temporary. |
1.3592 |
0.04724 |
142 |
97 |
39 |
6 |
1100 |
It’s more energy efficient than an electric organ |
1.3592 |
0.05031 |
142 |
100 |
33 |
9 |
1101 |
It helps warm up the audience |
1.3586 |
0.04450 |
145 |
97 |
44 |
4 |
1102 |
I thought I heard a hissing during my sermon. |
1.3586 |
0.04862 |
145 |
101 |
36 |
8 |
1103 |
There'll be a hot time in the old church tonight! |
1.3586 |
0.04762 |
145 |
100 |
38 |
7 |
1104 |
I know the sound is not great, but the church will be happy with our contribution to renewable energy. |
1.3586 |
0.05055 |
145 |
103 |
32 |
10 |
1105 |
Yes Father, God does work in strange ways. |
1.3586 |
0.04862 |
145 |
101 |
36 |
8 |
1106 |
It speaks to my Lutheran frugality |
1.3586 |
0.05149 |
145 |
104 |
30 |
11 |
1107 |
I knew we shouldn't buy it off eBay. |
1.3586 |
0.05241 |
145 |
105 |
28 |
12 |
1108 |
O Danny boy--the pipes, the pipes are calling. |
1.3586 |
0.05149 |
145 |
104 |
30 |
11 |
1109 |
We were hoping for something a little more J.S. Bach and a little less Spike Jones. |
1.3586 |
0.04762 |
145 |
100 |
38 |
7 |
1110 |
We should be proud. It's the first heavy-metal organ in Boston. |
1.3586 |
0.05332 |
145 |
106 |
26 |
13 |
1111 |
Yes, it does make me feel warm all over but I don't think it's because of the way you play it. |
1.3586 |
0.04862 |
145 |
101 |
36 |
8 |
1112 |
The plumber is on his way to tune it. |
1.3586 |
0.04959 |
145 |
102 |
34 |
9 |
1113 |
`Turn the big black Handel and there`s your Watermusic.`` |
1.3586 |
0.05055 |
145 |
103 |
32 |
10 |
1114 |
I think it sounds hideous, but my soul seems oddly warmed |
1.3586 |
0.04959 |
145 |
102 |
34 |
9 |
1115 |
I'm warming up to it. |
1.3586 |
0.04762 |
145 |
100 |
38 |
7 |
1116 |
Looks like you pulled out all the stops. |
1.3586 |
0.05149 |
145 |
104 |
30 |
11 |
1117 |
We should not have bought an organ from a heating company. |
1.3586 |
0.05241 |
145 |
105 |
28 |
12 |
1118 |
I play all today's hottest tunes. |
1.3586 |
0.05241 |
145 |
105 |
28 |
12 |
1119 |
I like the sound, but we have to get rid of the banging! |
1.3586 |
0.05149 |
145 |
104 |
30 |
11 |
1120 |
The heavenly sound just radiates |
1.3586 |
0.04959 |
145 |
102 |
34 |
9 |
1121 |
Ever heard of "steampunk"? |
1.3586 |
0.04862 |
145 |
101 |
36 |
8 |
1122 |
Oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are warming. |
1.3586 |
0.05055 |
145 |
103 |
32 |
10 |
1123 |
Tune it a bit colder this week. Too many parishioners dozed off last Sunday. |
1.3586 |
0.04762 |
145 |
100 |
38 |
7 |
1124 |
Guess it'll be a hot time in the ol' church today! |
1.3586 |
0.05055 |
145 |
103 |
32 |
10 |
1125 |
Father! I think I've found that warmer sound you were looking for... |
1.3571 |
0.04869 |
140 |
97 |
36 |
7 |
1126 |
"Steam heat" is not appropriate liturgical music. |
1.3571 |
0.05176 |
140 |
100 |
30 |
10 |
1127 |
Play Toccata and Fugue in D minor; that heats it up to about 75. |
1.3571 |
0.05076 |
140 |
99 |
32 |
9 |
1128 |
I call it "The Hot-Tempered Clavier" |
1.3571 |
0.05371 |
140 |
102 |
26 |
12 |
1129 |
Well I guess that's one way to fire up the congregation! |
1.3571 |
0.04869 |
140 |
97 |
36 |
7 |
1130 |
Once more, with warmth. |
1.3571 |
0.05076 |
140 |
99 |
32 |
9 |
1131 |
You know how expensive organs are and how much it costs to heat this place. |
1.3571 |
0.04974 |
140 |
98 |
34 |
8 |
1132 |
Do you want me to put it back in your office? |
1.3566 |
0.05100 |
143 |
102 |
31 |
10 |
1133 |
Thought I heard the pipes calling. Were you playing "Danny Boy"? |
1.3566 |
0.05100 |
143 |
102 |
31 |
10 |
1134 |
You said my performance lacked warmth. |
1.3566 |
0.04903 |
143 |
100 |
35 |
8 |
1135 |
New instruments don't have that warmth. |
1.3562 |
0.04426 |
146 |
98 |
44 |
4 |
1136 |
Doesn't sound right. Was it flushed? |
1.3562 |
0.04736 |
146 |
101 |
38 |
7 |
1137 |
What a set of pipes! |
1.3562 |
0.04835 |
146 |
102 |
36 |
8 |
1138 |
Hot pipes! |
1.3551 |
0.04460 |
138 |
92 |
43 |
3 |
1139 |
Your music radiates. |
1.3551 |
0.04577 |
138 |
93 |
41 |
4 |
1140 |
You must be the warm-up act. |
1.3551 |
0.05325 |
138 |
100 |
27 |
11 |
1141 |
No, I said I wished it could be more radiant. |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
1142 |
It's 2 degrees out. Try the Bach. |
1.3551 |
0.05018 |
138 |
97 |
33 |
8 |
1143 |
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the chapel! |
1.3551 |
0.05018 |
138 |
97 |
33 |
8 |
1144 |
Go ahead and let off some steam |
1.3551 |
0.05224 |
138 |
99 |
29 |
10 |
1145 |
Play some music that goes well with an overheated church and a sermon on hell. |
1.3551 |
0.05325 |
138 |
100 |
27 |
11 |
1146 |
Wait for the finale, it really heats up. |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
1147 |
When I get to the part about eternal damnation, go into 'Heat Wave'. |
1.3551 |
0.05122 |
138 |
98 |
31 |
9 |
1148 |
Its one shrieking note is more fitting to the times. |
1.3551 |
0.05615 |
138 |
103 |
21 |
14 |
1149 |
We may have to open a few windows for the Hallelujah Chorus. |
1.3551 |
0.05122 |
138 |
98 |
31 |
9 |
1150 |
Maybe a little less "s-s-s-s-s-s" in the second chorus. |
1.3546 |
0.04945 |
141 |
99 |
34 |
8 |
1151 |
Good, but can you get rid of that banging? |
1.3542 |
0.04875 |
144 |
101 |
35 |
8 |
1152 |
So you’re the warm up act? |
1.3529 |
0.05063 |
136 |
96 |
32 |
8 |
1153 |
I donno, I still think vinyl sounds warmer. |
1.3529 |
0.05476 |
136 |
100 |
24 |
12 |
1154 |
What a wonderful way to let off some steam. |
1.3529 |
0.05063 |
136 |
96 |
32 |
8 |
1155 |
Remember, you're just the warm up act. |
1.3529 |
0.04612 |
136 |
92 |
40 |
4 |
1156 |
I thought the "Restore the Organ" campaign needed to pick up some steam. |
1.3529 |
0.05274 |
136 |
98 |
28 |
10 |
1157 |
It's certainly been a blessing this winter. |
1.3529 |
0.05169 |
136 |
97 |
30 |
9 |
1158 |
I'll let you finish warming up. |
1.3529 |
0.04729 |
136 |
93 |
38 |
5 |
1159 |
No, I don’t think Mannheim Steamroller is appropriate. |
1.3529 |
0.05063 |
136 |
96 |
32 |
8 |
1160 |
No, but hymn a few bars, and I'll fake it. |
1.3529 |
0.05476 |
136 |
100 |
24 |
12 |
1161 |
"Not streaming music. Steaming music.' |
1.3529 |
0.05169 |
136 |
97 |
30 |
9 |
1162 |
This is not what I expected when you said the new pipes would radiate sound. |
1.3529 |
0.05274 |
136 |
98 |
28 |
10 |
1163 |
I'm thinking this might be perfect for my eternal damnation sermon. |
1.3529 |
0.05376 |
136 |
99 |
26 |
11 |
1164 |
Be patient. The Lord said he'd send a guy down. |
1.3529 |
0.05274 |
136 |
98 |
28 |
10 |
1165 |
Call the super. |
1.3529 |
0.05169 |
136 |
97 |
30 |
9 |
1166 |
Truthfully, parishioners hate the music, but they love the heat. |
1.3529 |
0.04954 |
136 |
95 |
34 |
7 |
1167 |
'Steam Heat' is not my idea of a hymn. |
1.3529 |
0.04729 |
136 |
93 |
38 |
5 |
1168 |
Well it seems a innovative addition but remember no steamy music. |
1.3529 |
0.05169 |
136 |
97 |
30 |
9 |
1169 |
I'd have the super fix the banging noise, but it helps keep the flock awake. |
1.3529 |
0.05063 |
136 |
96 |
32 |
8 |
1170 |
It's making that hymning sound again. |
1.3525 |
0.04882 |
139 |
97 |
35 |
7 |
1171 |
It was on sale at the steampunk store. |
1.3525 |
0.05092 |
139 |
99 |
31 |
9 |
1172 |
Playing the organ has always been my way of letting off steam. |
1.3525 |
0.04774 |
139 |
96 |
37 |
6 |
1173 |
And we make the steam from old holy water |
1.3525 |
0.05193 |
139 |
100 |
29 |
10 |
1174 |
Hmmm ... the plumber tuned it just last week. |
1.3525 |
0.05092 |
139 |
99 |
31 |
9 |
1175 |
For the last time, I will not play "Steam Heat!" |
1.3521 |
0.04379 |
142 |
95 |
44 |
3 |
1176 |
Parishioners say your music radiates a natural warmth |
1.3507 |
0.04768 |
134 |
92 |
37 |
5 |
1177 |
Before I agree to this, I want to hear you play "Chattanooga Choo Choo". |
1.3504 |
0.04924 |
137 |
96 |
34 |
7 |
1178 |
Our HVAC contractor is an organ donor. |
1.3504 |
0.04924 |
137 |
96 |
34 |
7 |
1179 |
Committee? |
1.3504 |
0.05032 |
137 |
97 |
32 |
8 |
1180 |
I like it's warm tones. |
1.3504 |
0.04586 |
137 |
93 |
40 |
4 |
1181 |
Makes sense. The donor was head of the Pipefitters Union |
1.3504 |
0.05032 |
137 |
97 |
32 |
8 |
1182 |
Just play a few scales. It'll warm up. |
1.3504 |
0.04220 |
137 |
90 |
46 |
1 |
1183 |
How hot thou art! |
1.3500 |
0.04959 |
140 |
99 |
33 |
8 |
1184 |
I hadn't expected steampunk to crossover to sacred music. |
1.3485 |
0.04561 |
132 |
89 |
40 |
3 |
1185 |
The plumber was cheaper. |
1.3485 |
0.04686 |
132 |
90 |
38 |
4 |
1186 |
Does it play anything other than 'Steam Heat'? |
1.3485 |
0.04927 |
132 |
92 |
34 |
6 |
1187 |
That's not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted the music to radiate. |
1.3485 |
0.05156 |
132 |
94 |
30 |
8 |
1188 |
Yes indeed, Vatican II changed the sound of the liturgy in many ways. |
1.3485 |
0.05156 |
132 |
94 |
30 |
8 |
1189 |
It has warm tones, but could you get rid of the knocking notes. |
1.3485 |
0.05156 |
132 |
94 |
30 |
8 |
1190 |
Yeah, these ancient cathedrals are a pain to heat. |
1.3485 |
0.04300 |
132 |
87 |
44 |
1 |
1191 |
Hit it hard when we pass the collection plate. |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
1192 |
I like it. It warms the place up. |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
1193 |
I got it from a mega church. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
1194 |
Our parishioners love your version of, 'Steam Heat.' |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
1195 |
Christ, it's hot in here! |
1.3481 |
0.05394 |
135 |
99 |
25 |
11 |
1196 |
Hello, Father. Just thought I'd blow off some steam. |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
1197 |
It turns hot water into hot air! |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
1198 |
It's all part of our new sustainable energy program, Father |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
1199 |
Our parish is aging, the tradeoff works for them. |
1.3481 |
0.05394 |
135 |
99 |
25 |
11 |
1200 |
Letting off a little steam, father? |
1.3481 |
0.04967 |
135 |
95 |
33 |
7 |
1201 |
Jesus Christ, that was hot. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
1202 |
Try playing "The Heat is On." |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
1203 |
It's very simple: you play, we get warm; you stop, we get cold. |
1.3481 |
0.04967 |
135 |
95 |
33 |
7 |
1204 |
May the Lord bless Craig and his list. |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
1205 |
Nothing too steamy. |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
1206 |
This is one way to radiate God's Glory. |
1.3478 |
0.04895 |
138 |
97 |
34 |
7 |
1207 |
That’s totally rad. |
1.3462 |
0.05089 |
130 |
92 |
31 |
7 |
1208 |
Father Mike, we'd like you to radiate more warmth through your music. |
1.3462 |
0.04724 |
130 |
89 |
37 |
4 |
1209 |
Yes, Monsignor, you're right. It's a great way to blow off steam. |
1.3459 |
0.05447 |
133 |
98 |
24 |
11 |
1210 |
Wow...the Bishop is going to be steamed when he sees this ! |
1.3459 |
0.05551 |
133 |
99 |
22 |
12 |
1211 |
This is the Fire and Brimstone model? |
1.3459 |
0.05124 |
133 |
95 |
30 |
8 |
1212 |
Your music radiates warmth. |
1.3459 |
0.04407 |
133 |
89 |
42 |
2 |
1213 |
We're adding another service and I don't want you to run out of steam. |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
1214 |
Must you take so long to warm up? |
1.3459 |
0.05342 |
133 |
97 |
26 |
10 |
1215 |
She may be old, but she's still hot! |
1.3459 |
0.04896 |
133 |
93 |
34 |
6 |
1216 |
I've got to admit, the sounds it emits are both soothing and warm. |
1.3459 |
0.05342 |
133 |
97 |
26 |
10 |
1217 |
I guess some like it hot |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
1218 |
Play something that radiates more empathy. |
1.3459 |
0.04896 |
133 |
93 |
34 |
6 |
1219 |
Any thoughts on why our heating bill is through the roof this month? |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
1220 |
Brother, can't you just wear socks? |
1.3459 |
0.05011 |
133 |
94 |
32 |
7 |
1221 |
It needs more cowbell. |
1.3459 |
0.05447 |
133 |
98 |
24 |
11 |
1222 |
Gotta hand it to you, once you warm up, you're not bad. |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
1223 |
Could you raise the thermostat to G#? |
1.3459 |
0.05011 |
133 |
94 |
32 |
7 |
1224 |
I'd say we're going to need a plumber to tune these pipes |
1.3459 |
0.04896 |
133 |
93 |
34 |
6 |
1225 |
Also, you can tap it with a hammer when you want to get the Big Guy's attention upstairs. |
1.3456 |
0.05461 |
136 |
101 |
23 |
12 |
1226 |
I thought metal meant something entirely different. |
1.3456 |
0.04351 |
136 |
91 |
43 |
2 |
1227 |
Play it again with a little more steam. |
1.3456 |
0.05046 |
136 |
97 |
31 |
8 |
1228 |
I like ours better than Our Lady of Calliope's |
1.3456 |
0.04937 |
136 |
96 |
33 |
7 |
1229 |
Any requests other than "Steam Heat"? |
1.3435 |
0.05171 |
131 |
94 |
29 |
8 |
1230 |
When I said I wanted to hear radiant music coming from the pipes, this isn't what I meant. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1231 |
I thought it would be a good way to warm up the congregation for your sermons |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1232 |
I'm going to take a lot of heat for this decision |
1.3435 |
0.04819 |
131 |
91 |
35 |
5 |
1233 |
Technically they are pipes. |
1.3435 |
0.04939 |
131 |
92 |
33 |
6 |
1234 |
D sharp in the second octave is off again. Better call the super. |
1.3435 |
0.05171 |
131 |
94 |
29 |
8 |
1235 |
Sometimes I need to blow off a little steam. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1236 |
You're right - this should definitely warm up the crowd. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1237 |
Except for a couple clangs and hisses, it really improves the acoustics in this room. |
1.3435 |
0.04695 |
131 |
90 |
37 |
4 |
1238 |
I understand. Sometimes you just have to let off steam. |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
1239 |
Give me a second to warm up. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1240 |
Letting off a little steam, father? |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
1241 |
I’m already warmed up. |
1.3435 |
0.05171 |
131 |
94 |
29 |
8 |
1242 |
No, no, more "hiss" and less "bang" |
1.3435 |
0.04939 |
131 |
92 |
33 |
6 |
1243 |
Prepare yourself. We're going solar. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1244 |
I think it may need a bleeding. |
1.3435 |
0.04819 |
131 |
91 |
35 |
5 |
1245 |
My mother always told me it was no more than a pipe dream. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
1246 |
It sounds great, but the holy water keeps evaporating. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1247 |
Now maybe we can get by with less hot air from the pulpit! |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
1248 |
You're right. It has a very warm sound to it. |
1.3435 |
0.05171 |
131 |
94 |
29 |
8 |
1249 |
Could you take it down an octave? It's getting a little hot in here. |
1.3435 |
0.04819 |
131 |
91 |
35 |
5 |
1250 |
You know, He was also a heck of a plumber... |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
1251 |
Don't judge me yet, I'm still warming up! |
1.3435 |
0.04695 |
131 |
90 |
37 |
4 |
1252 |
There's nothing I cherish more that a warm religious experience. |
1.3435 |
0.04939 |
131 |
92 |
33 |
6 |
1253 |
Pick up the tempo, brother. It's a little chilly in here. |
1.3435 |
0.04939 |
131 |
92 |
33 |
6 |
1254 |
All I hear is hissing |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
1255 |
Play louder. I'm cold. |
1.3435 |
0.04819 |
131 |
91 |
35 |
5 |
1256 |
Ahh...But the sound is simply radiant! |
1.3435 |
0.05501 |
131 |
97 |
23 |
11 |
1257 |
The big guy asked us to turn up the heat, right? |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
1258 |
Well, if it helps you warm up before services, so be it. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
1259 |
Now that's what I call a warm tone |
1.3435 |
0.04695 |
131 |
90 |
37 |
4 |
1260 |
Technically, it is a calliope. |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
1261 |
You're in hot water. |
1.3435 |
0.05711 |
131 |
99 |
19 |
13 |
1262 |
Nice set of pipes. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1263 |
Now that you mention it, it does sound better than the one in my apartment |
1.3435 |
0.05171 |
131 |
94 |
29 |
8 |
1264 |
Well, one critic says it "exudes astonishingly warm tones." |
1.3435 |
0.04568 |
131 |
89 |
39 |
3 |
1265 |
Music helps me let off steam. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
1266 |
It’s unorthodox, but the music does radiate well. |
1.3435 |
0.04165 |
131 |
86 |
45 |
0 |
1267 |
Clangs a bit, but I love the warm tone. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
1268 |
Time to pull out all the stops. The parishioners are freezing. |
1.3435 |
0.04939 |
131 |
92 |
33 |
6 |
1269 |
You said you wanted a higher register. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1270 |
Do the best you can. This summer we'll exchange it for an air conditioner. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1271 |
Get it tuned. It sounds like its knockin' on heaven's door. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
1272 |
I'm ready to heat things up, Father! |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1273 |
When I said you need to warm up before each Service, that's not quite what I had in mind. |
1.3435 |
0.05171 |
131 |
94 |
29 |
8 |
1274 |
Drain it before you pull out the stops. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
1275 |
It's a psalm-warmer |
1.3435 |
0.04939 |
131 |
92 |
33 |
6 |
1276 |
I'm warming up to the idea. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1277 |
Play Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door. |
1.3435 |
0.05171 |
131 |
94 |
29 |
8 |
1278 |
I don't know, John, I think you're just running out of steam. |
1.3413 |
0.04802 |
126 |
87 |
35 |
4 |
1279 |
Sometimes I just need to let off some steam |
1.3413 |
0.04802 |
126 |
87 |
35 |
4 |
1280 |
Rabbi Rabinowitz across the street gave us a good deal. |
1.3411 |
0.05447 |
129 |
95 |
24 |
10 |
1281 |
It’s a chorale. It begins with staccato clicking, then it recapitulates with a head of steam. |
1.3411 |
0.04859 |
129 |
90 |
34 |
5 |
1282 |
I never heard "Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling" sound so good! |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
129 |
91 |
32 |
6 |
1283 |
Is it hard to play Silent Night on that thing? |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
129 |
91 |
32 |
6 |
1284 |
With luck, you will not reject the donated organ. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
1285 |
Letting a little steam off? |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
1286 |
Well, I don’t think that’s quite in the right register... |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
1287 |
Nice try, but the space heater still has to go. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
1288 |
Your last piece was a little too hot and steamy. |
1.3411 |
0.04733 |
129 |
89 |
36 |
4 |
1289 |
It's a bit out of tune but we've gotten no complaints about the heat. |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
129 |
91 |
32 |
6 |
1290 |
We losing younger people to the Protestant church. They use the electric baseboard. |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
129 |
92 |
30 |
7 |
1291 |
I'm just warming up, Father! |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
129 |
92 |
30 |
7 |
1292 |
It's a simple fact, Monsignor: a half-million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to! |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
129 |
92 |
30 |
7 |
1293 |
I play it to let off steam |
1.3411 |
0.04733 |
129 |
89 |
36 |
4 |
1294 |
It still hisses when I hit G. |
1.3411 |
0.04733 |
129 |
89 |
36 |
4 |
1295 |
I agree, the new organ has a warm sound. |
1.3411 |
0.04733 |
129 |
89 |
36 |
4 |
1296 |
Who knew Handel's "Water Music" could be so hot. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
1297 |
When I said, I want a radiant organ, this is not what I meant... |
1.3411 |
0.05665 |
129 |
97 |
20 |
12 |
1298 |
Our primary instrument is in the main chapel. This one's just for warming up. |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
129 |
91 |
32 |
6 |
1299 |
This will show the Methodists across the street. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
1300 |
No, no that's way off! It was three clanks, two rattles and one hiss. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
1301 |
You understand that only makes sense to New Yorkers? |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
1302 |
I had something else in mind when you said you purchased a steam pipe organ. |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
129 |
91 |
32 |
6 |
1303 |
Really wish we could open those windows a bit. |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
129 |
91 |
32 |
6 |
1304 |
It was a donation from the plumbers union. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
1305 |
At Seminary I did a double major, Religious Studies and Experimental Sound Practices with a minor in Heating and Air Conditioning. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
1306 |
Play something from the SisssssTeen Chapel |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
1307 |
I love the warmth of the tone. |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
129 |
91 |
32 |
6 |
1308 |
If you can manage some hot licks....we're freezing down stairs. |
1.3411 |
0.04332 |
129 |
86 |
42 |
1 |
1309 |
I'm only warming up! |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
1310 |
Warms the soul, doesn't it? |
1.3411 |
0.05447 |
129 |
95 |
24 |
10 |
1311 |
At least it’s not a calliope. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
1312 |
Can you lay off the bass pedals? It's getting hot as Hell in here. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
1313 |
What if it adds to global warming? |
1.3411 |
0.05557 |
129 |
96 |
22 |
11 |
1314 |
You said you wanted a warmer sound |
1.3411 |
0.04859 |
129 |
90 |
34 |
5 |
1315 |
Once it warms up it really whistles. |
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1316 |
Can you play a little Steampunk? |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
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9 |
1317 |
So are you done warming up or what? |
1.3411 |
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8 |
1318 |
I STILL say, leave the urban folk music to the Unitarians. |
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1319 |
Reviews are in. Your playing's occasionally clunky, but still radiates a certain warmth. |
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1320 |
There were complaints that your playing lacked warmth. |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
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1321 |
It DOES lend the music a certain warmth doesn't it? |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
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9 |
1322 |
This piece is titled 'Fugue in Apartment Twelve C Major'. |
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0.04859 |
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5 |
1323 |
We think the banging is God telling us to keep it down. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
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28 |
8 |
1324 |
More heat, less brimstone. |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
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92 |
30 |
7 |
1325 |
So your previous experience is playing the accordion? |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
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93 |
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8 |
1326 |
Are you sure it's supposed to clang like that? |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
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93 |
28 |
8 |
1327 |
It sounds like hell. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
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94 |
26 |
9 |
1328 |
Pull out all the stops and heat this place up. |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
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32 |
6 |
1329 |
I don’t think that is what Handel intended for his Water Music. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
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94 |
26 |
9 |
1330 |
Tell Him I'm just warming up. |
1.3411 |
0.04859 |
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90 |
34 |
5 |
1331 |
Have you thought about opening that valve? |
1.3411 |
0.04603 |
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3 |
1332 |
The place is freezing. Play some of Handel's Hot Water Music. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
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26 |
9 |
1333 |
It's a little steamy for the church, isn't it? |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
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28 |
8 |
1334 |
We merged the music and maintenance budget. You're now the deacon of pipes. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
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93 |
28 |
8 |
1335 |
I know I said the clangs were musical, but they’re not that good. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
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93 |
28 |
8 |
1336 |
It has a warm tone, doesn't it? |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
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92 |
30 |
7 |
1337 |
So YOU'RE the guy in 5C. |
1.3411 |
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5 |
1338 |
Yes, I supposed this will help your playing radiate warmth. |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
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32 |
6 |
1339 |
Play something hot. |
1.3411 |
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1340 |
Overcompensating for something, Deacon? |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
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6 |
1341 |
There's a warmth to your playing that wasn't apparent with our old organ. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
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94 |
26 |
9 |
1342 |
Hmm... I see your pipe dream is heating up! |
1.3409 |
0.05025 |
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94 |
31 |
7 |
1343 |
We have a request from the audience for 98 degrees. |
1.3406 |
0.04177 |
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1 |
1344 |
This is what you get for hiring a plumber to repair the pipes. |
1.3387 |
0.05107 |
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88 |
30 |
6 |
1345 |
You'll take the heat if it sounds bad. |
1.3387 |
0.05233 |
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89 |
28 |
7 |
1346 |
Any response to our prayers? Twice on the pipes if the answer is no. |
1.3387 |
0.05107 |
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88 |
30 |
6 |
1347 |
The steampunk organ should bring in the millennials. |
1.3387 |
0.04564 |
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84 |
38 |
2 |
1348 |
It's not Art if it's not disturbing. |
1.3387 |
0.04843 |
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34 |
4 |
1349 |
Hey, Do you know "Steam Heat" from The Pajama Game!!?? |
1.3387 |
0.04706 |
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85 |
36 |
3 |
1350 |
That should rattle their pipes. |
1.3386 |
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27 |
8 |
1351 |
It does radiate good will. |
1.3386 |
0.04772 |
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4 |
1352 |
It’s a steam pipe organ. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
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29 |
7 |
1353 |
Our prayers were answered but now we need a second miracle to pay the heating bill. |
1.3386 |
0.04772 |
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88 |
35 |
4 |
1354 |
Do you know "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley?" |
1.3386 |
0.05502 |
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10 |
1355 |
Father Ron, I’m just letting off a little steam today. |
1.3386 |
0.05502 |
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94 |
23 |
10 |
1356 |
We really saved switching from forced air. |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
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9 |
1357 |
It's fine for now, but how do we keep them coming when the weather gets warmer? |
1.3386 |
0.04639 |
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37 |
3 |
1358 |
I like how the music really radiates in this room. |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
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27 |
8 |
1359 |
I can do rising steam as you ascend the pulpit. |
1.3386 |
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8 |
1360 |
there's a hiss in your A minor. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
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29 |
7 |
1361 |
This should take care of the "not enough heat" complaints |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
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91 |
29 |
7 |
1362 |
The new church organist comes highly esteamed |
1.3386 |
0.04901 |
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5 |
1363 |
I renounced Satan for THIS? |
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0.05150 |
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7 |
1364 |
Rad! |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
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27 |
8 |
1365 |
You play with great warmth. |
1.3386 |
0.05027 |
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31 |
6 |
1366 |
This will sound great when you play the part about radiant beams from heaven above. |
1.3386 |
0.04362 |
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1 |
1367 |
Looks like you’re just warming up. |
1.3386 |
0.05027 |
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90 |
31 |
6 |
1368 |
Can we try it without the clanking? |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
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29 |
7 |
1369 |
Maybe we should just go back to the fire and brimstone. |
1.3386 |
0.05027 |
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31 |
6 |
1370 |
I asked for an expresso machine we got this! |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
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8 |
1371 |
This way the congregation will feel the radiance of the Lord |
1.3386 |
0.04901 |
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5 |
1372 |
Turn up the heat a bit... My weeks sermon is on Mark 9:43 and gun violence. |
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0.05502 |
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10 |
1373 |
It may not sound as good as our old pipe organ but at least it'll keep the church warm this winter. |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
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92 |
27 |
8 |
1374 |
I guess we should have realized that our plumber would have a different solution to upgrading our organ pipes. |
1.3386 |
0.04901 |
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89 |
33 |
5 |
1375 |
It really causes the music to radiate. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
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91 |
29 |
7 |
1376 |
You're fogging up the windows. |
1.3386 |
0.04362 |
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41 |
1 |
1377 |
I knew a pipe organ for $500 on eBay was too good to be true. |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
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92 |
27 |
8 |
1378 |
A question: Which stop makes the clanging? |
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0.05027 |
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31 |
6 |
1379 |
Hot riff! |
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0.05270 |
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27 |
8 |
1380 |
I agree. The clanking adds majestic tones. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
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29 |
7 |
1381 |
Nothing like a Hot Bach Fugue on cold Sundays. |
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0.05614 |
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21 |
11 |
1382 |
Well that might explain that banging we keep hearing. |
1.3386 |
0.05502 |
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23 |
10 |
1383 |
Maintenance promises it’s temporary. |
1.3386 |
0.04639 |
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37 |
3 |
1384 |
Ah, I see the Father took April Fools a little far again this year... |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
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29 |
7 |
1385 |
Can you play it one octave cooler? |
1.3386 |
0.05027 |
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90 |
31 |
6 |
1386 |
Which keys make the clanking and banging sounds? |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
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9 |
1387 |
It only plays one note, but it's got really warm tones. |
1.3386 |
0.05027 |
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90 |
31 |
6 |
1388 |
The chimes they are a-changin'. |
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0.04575 |
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38 |
3 |
1389 |
Do you mind playing anything other than 'The Heat Is On'? |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
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10 |
1390 |
Every time I play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor it gets hotter than hell in here! |
1.3361 |
0.04449 |
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39 |
1 |
1391 |
No more Bach; it scalds the choir. |
1.3360 |
0.05558 |
125 |
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10 |
1392 |
Let off a little steam...by Easter, you'll get a Handel on it. |
1.3360 |
0.05199 |
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90 |
28 |
7 |
1393 |
You know, it might be nice to have music BEFORE November 1st. |
1.3360 |
0.04944 |
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88 |
32 |
5 |
1394 |
Letting off a bit of steam, are you. my son? |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
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9 |
1395 |
I don't care. "Steam Heat" has NEVER been in the canon. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
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92 |
24 |
9 |
1396 |
Not what we had in mind when we ordered pipes. |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
1397 |
It's a great bargain . . . Sundays for music . . . the rest of the week for heat. |
1.3360 |
0.04812 |
125 |
87 |
34 |
4 |
1398 |
Perhaps it's time we convert to electric. |
1.3360 |
0.04944 |
125 |
88 |
32 |
5 |
1399 |
Well, at least the sound radiates warmly. |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
1400 |
The choir is complaining about the heat. |
1.3360 |
0.05073 |
125 |
89 |
30 |
6 |
1401 |
I just tap it with a wrench. |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
1402 |
You just learn the organ part and those pipes will knock out the entire drum solo to 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida'. |
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0.05199 |
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90 |
28 |
7 |
1403 |
Holy Shit. |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
1404 |
I believe I said "Simply radiant", not "Simply radiator". |
1.3360 |
0.05199 |
125 |
90 |
28 |
7 |
1405 |
I've combined my two great loves - organ music with some heavy metal. |
1.3360 |
0.05199 |
125 |
90 |
28 |
7 |
1406 |
Blowing off steam, brother? |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
1407 |
The super doubts he can get it fixed before Easter. |
1.3360 |
0.05073 |
125 |
89 |
30 |
6 |
1408 |
Your tone lacked warmth |
1.3360 |
0.04944 |
125 |
88 |
32 |
5 |
1409 |
Can you tune it down to 65 degrees? |
1.3360 |
0.04812 |
125 |
87 |
34 |
4 |
1410 |
O.K., but don't say it's hotter than Hell. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
1411 |
Ok. Now you can play “Light My Fire.” |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
1412 |
Just try to warm the place up. |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
1413 |
I see you're all ready for the steampunk mass. |
1.3360 |
0.05896 |
125 |
96 |
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13 |
1414 |
"...that he might present to himself a radiant church." Ephesians 5:27 |
1.3359 |
0.05235 |
128 |
93 |
27 |
8 |
1415 |
This isn’t exactly what I meant when I said the choir needed to warm up. |
1.3359 |
0.05235 |
128 |
93 |
27 |
8 |
1416 |
You're right. It does sound like a calliope. |
1.3359 |
0.05116 |
128 |
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29 |
7 |
1417 |
The bishops nephew has an HVAC company. |
1.3359 |
0.05351 |
128 |
94 |
25 |
9 |
1418 |
How about a Steam-Punk rendition of Panis Angelicus? |
1.3359 |
0.05465 |
128 |
95 |
23 |
10 |
1419 |
It can get messy when you pull out all the stops. |
1.3359 |
0.05351 |
128 |
94 |
25 |
9 |
1420 |
I need to talk to you about our heating bills. |
1.3359 |
0.05116 |
128 |
92 |
29 |
7 |
1421 |
You asked for a pipe organ, so don't complain. |
1.3359 |
0.05465 |
128 |
95 |
23 |
10 |
1422 |
Can you play a little slower, parishioners are complaining that it is getting too hot in here? |
1.3359 |
0.05116 |
128 |
92 |
29 |
7 |
1423 |
The sound does radiate more |
1.3359 |
0.05235 |
128 |
93 |
27 |
8 |
1424 |
I DID say "radiant!" |
1.3359 |
0.05351 |
128 |
94 |
25 |
9 |
1425 |
Could you play a little more softly? It’s getting quite warm in here. |
1.3359 |
0.04870 |
128 |
90 |
33 |
5 |
1426 |
Steampunk? What exactly is that? |
1.3359 |
0.05235 |
128 |
93 |
27 |
8 |
1427 |
Genius, Father Bob! Combining the organ repair collection with the heating fund. |
1.3359 |
0.05351 |
128 |
94 |
25 |
9 |
1428 |
No Heavy Metal in Church! |
1.3359 |
0.05116 |
128 |
92 |
29 |
7 |
1429 |
Can you adjust that so we can get some hot water in the rectory |
1.3359 |
0.05351 |
128 |
94 |
25 |
9 |
1430 |
The clanking is more than made up for by the unusually warm tone. |
1.3359 |
0.05116 |
128 |
92 |
29 |
7 |
1431 |
Too rad for Sunday Service? |
1.3359 |
0.05465 |
128 |
95 |
23 |
10 |
1432 |
I said the music should radiate |
1.3359 |
0.04870 |
128 |
90 |
33 |
5 |
1433 |
We're going to need a bigger church. |
1.3359 |
0.05351 |
128 |
94 |
25 |
9 |
1434 |
Heat works in mysterious ways... |
1.3359 |
0.05235 |
128 |
93 |
27 |
8 |
1435 |
We felt it added a little warmth to the music. |
1.3359 |
0.04995 |
128 |
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31 |
6 |
1436 |
Just play it cool and nobody will notice. |
1.3359 |
0.05116 |
128 |
92 |
29 |
7 |
1437 |
Handel would enjoy the authenticity in your Water Music concert. |
1.3359 |
0.04742 |
128 |
89 |
35 |
4 |
1438 |
When I said the organ needed new pipes, I didn't think you'd hire a plumber. |
1.3359 |
0.04995 |
128 |
91 |
31 |
6 |
1439 |
Play me some steam punk. |
1.3359 |
0.05577 |
128 |
96 |
21 |
11 |
1440 |
OK, you're right, the sound does radiate. |
1.3359 |
0.04475 |
128 |
87 |
39 |
2 |
1441 |
The Sisters all agree that you're really sounding hot lately. |
1.3359 |
0.05465 |
128 |
95 |
23 |
10 |
1442 |
Can Handel Handle The Heat! |
1.3359 |
0.05465 |
128 |
95 |
23 |
10 |
1443 |
Good guess. You're getting warmer. |
1.3359 |
0.04742 |
128 |
89 |
35 |
4 |
1444 |
Your playing is radiant. |
1.3359 |
0.05235 |
128 |
93 |
27 |
8 |
1445 |
Sorry it so loud father, I was just blowing off some steam. |
1.3359 |
0.05351 |
128 |
94 |
25 |
9 |
1446 |
Try more cow bell. |
1.3359 |
0.05116 |
128 |
92 |
29 |
7 |
1447 |
The congregation says your music just radiates throughout the church. |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
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28 |
6 |
1448 |
You can really bang those pipes. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
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27 |
7 |
1449 |
I'm not sure the doxology was ever meant to sound quite that steamy... |
1.3333 |
0.05040 |
126 |
90 |
30 |
6 |
1450 |
So far all I hear is hissing and clunking, but keep playing, maybe it just needs to warm up. |
1.3333 |
0.05521 |
126 |
94 |
22 |
10 |
1451 |
I know somewhere else that's hot |
1.3333 |
0.05164 |
126 |
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28 |
7 |
1452 |
It gives a warmer tone. |
1.3333 |
0.04781 |
126 |
88 |
34 |
4 |
1453 |
With heating costs the way they are, it was either this or close the church. |
1.3333 |
0.05164 |
126 |
91 |
28 |
7 |
1454 |
So you're warming up with Haendel's Water Music. |
1.3333 |
0.05164 |
126 |
91 |
28 |
7 |
1455 |
I know, I know but did you consider wearing a thicker sweater ? |
1.3333 |
0.05374 |
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25 |
8 |
1456 |
Just wait till you hear it at night. |
1.3333 |
0.04781 |
126 |
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34 |
4 |
1457 |
I was expecting the sound to be warmer. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
1458 |
The super is on his way. |
1.3333 |
0.05040 |
126 |
90 |
30 |
6 |
1459 |
We´ll give you a raise through the winter months. |
1.3333 |
0.04912 |
126 |
89 |
32 |
5 |
1460 |
Somewhere between the knocks and hisses, it's all power and no glory. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
1461 |
I've never heard Bach played with such warmth. |
1.3333 |
0.04988 |
123 |
87 |
31 |
5 |
1462 |
Steam organ. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
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27 |
7 |
1463 |
Brother I know you love Handel's Water Music but ----- |
1.3333 |
0.05404 |
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24 |
9 |
1464 |
Father, I can’t figure out why this thermostat has so many buttons. |
1.3333 |
0.05374 |
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90 |
25 |
8 |
1465 |
The hard part is synchronizing with the clanging. |
1.3333 |
0.05285 |
126 |
92 |
26 |
8 |
1466 |
Entry note: Mr. Dernavich's cartoon needs no caption. Any caption will diminish the strong impact of its visual humor. |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1467 |
Can you play something cool? |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
1468 |
Maybe something in C hiss. |
1.3333 |
0.04852 |
123 |
86 |
33 |
4 |
1469 |
Yes the Lord certainly does work in mysterious ways. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
1470 |
The monsignor said I needed to radiate more warmth in my playing. |
1.3333 |
0.05164 |
126 |
91 |
28 |
7 |
1471 |
Oh, you wanted organ pipes. |
1.3333 |
0.04852 |
123 |
86 |
33 |
4 |
1472 |
The plumber has suggested adagio. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
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85 |
25 |
7 |
1473 |
Doesn't the lower register feel too warm to you? |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
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89 |
27 |
7 |
1474 |
It’s unseasonably loud. |
1.3333 |
0.05120 |
123 |
88 |
29 |
6 |
1475 |
Monsignor,even priests have to let off a little steam once in a while. |
1.3333 |
0.05496 |
123 |
91 |
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9 |
1476 |
For problems do you call a tuner or a plumber? |
1.3333 |
0.04988 |
123 |
87 |
31 |
5 |
1477 |
Sunday we’ll be doing ‘The Hallelujah Chorus’ with a steampunk vibe. |
1.3333 |
0.05120 |
123 |
88 |
29 |
6 |
1478 |
I don’t know, Frank. It sounds fine, but Mrs. Weatherby will still say the sanctuary is too cold. |
1.3333 |
0.05285 |
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26 |
8 |
1479 |
How about we warm up the place with a little Manheim Steamroller? |
1.3333 |
0.05201 |
129 |
94 |
27 |
8 |
1480 |
Can you play it without that whistling sound? |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
1481 |
Good, Father, good. Let the music radiate to the heavens! |
1.3333 |
0.04448 |
129 |
88 |
39 |
2 |
1482 |
Sure, but it’s unnerving when the neighbors bang on the pipes during my sermon. |
1.3333 |
0.04167 |
129 |
86 |
43 |
0 |
1483 |
We used the same basket for the Organ Refurbishment Fund and the Heat Restoration Fund. We’ll never comingle funds again. |
1.3333 |
0.05164 |
126 |
91 |
28 |
7 |
1484 |
You´re playing too softly, the congregation is freezing. |
1.3333 |
0.04448 |
129 |
88 |
39 |
2 |
1485 |
Turn up the heat on the next hymn, Father Joe. |
1.3306 |
0.05337 |
124 |
91 |
25 |
8 |
1486 |
Sorry Jim, no music today. Holy water main burst up on 86th. |
1.3306 |
0.05085 |
124 |
89 |
29 |
6 |
1487 |
Please warm up the choir. |
1.3306 |
0.04955 |
124 |
88 |
31 |
5 |
1488 |
Now bring the heat |
1.3306 |
0.05337 |
124 |
91 |
25 |
8 |
1489 |
I've been studying steampunk music recently. |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
1490 |
I’m not sure the Lord wants us using steamy numbers to fill the pews, Father. |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
1491 |
Cool! |
1.3306 |
0.05694 |
124 |
94 |
19 |
11 |
1492 |
Do you know “hot time in the old town tonight”? |
1.3306 |
0.05213 |
124 |
90 |
27 |
7 |
1493 |
I'm tired of Water Music. Can you play Steam Heat? |
1.3306 |
0.05337 |
124 |
91 |
25 |
8 |
1494 |
Now we can radiate more sound. |
1.3306 |
0.05085 |
124 |
89 |
29 |
6 |
1495 |
The faster you play the hotter it gets! |
1.3306 |
0.04394 |
124 |
84 |
39 |
1 |
1496 |
And it comes out . . . Where? |
1.3306 |
0.05577 |
124 |
93 |
21 |
10 |
1497 |
The worst part is when God gets back from the gym and tosses his gigantic undies on it. |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
1498 |
Father, this isn't what I meant when I said that I wanted the music to radiate throughout the church |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1499 |
You sound a little rusty. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1500 |
Your music really radiates. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
1501 |
What a great set of pipes. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1502 |
Cute....but 'Steam Heat' is not a liturgical piece... |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
1503 |
I love the warm tones. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
1504 |
Playing is my way of letting off a little steam. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
1505 |
We got a good deal, it also heats the church. |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
1506 |
I'm concerned about your sweaty psalms. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
1507 |
"Radiate in His glory" is a phrase we take seriously around here. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
1508 |
It’s hotter than Hell in here! |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
1509 |
Now you can hiss back at the congregation. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
1510 |
No wonder your playing warms parishioners’ hearts. |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
1511 |
That is one awesome set of pipes. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
1512 |
I guess you took me literally when I said “turn up the heat in the choir.” |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
1513 |
We're switching to solar following the Sunday service. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
1514 |
I asked God to send me a sign if global warming is real, and well... |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
1515 |
Ya, but how will it sound during the summer? |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
1516 |
I'm just blowing off some steam. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1517 |
I'm still cold, pull out all the stops |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
1518 |
Maybe "blow off some steam" was the wrong term to use. |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
1519 |
I did say we wanted your music to radiate warmth, but... |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1520 |
Looks good but sounds like hell! |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1521 |
We should have been more specific on the type of pipe organ we wanted |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
1522 |
What I like best are its warm tones. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
1523 |
......,on the other hand, the heating bill has really gone down. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1524 |
WE GET WONDERFUL ATTENDANCE IN THE WINTER. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1525 |
Should we warm up before the service? |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
1526 |
You're gonna be the hottest organist our church has ever had |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1527 |
The organ company may have misinterpreted my request for a warm sound. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
1528 |
You were hot tonight. |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
1529 |
Now bring the heat |
1.3306 |
0.04604 |
121 |
83 |
36 |
2 |
1530 |
It looks simply radiant. |
1.3306 |
0.04294 |
121 |
81 |
40 |
0 |
1531 |
I don't know how your playing radiates so much warmth! |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1532 |
Try tuning it again. It still sounds like a monkey with a hammer. |
1.3306 |
0.04452 |
121 |
82 |
38 |
1 |
1533 |
The other pipe organs were way outside our budget. |
1.3305 |
0.04823 |
118 |
82 |
33 |
3 |
1534 |
How about opus 72F? |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1535 |
Hope you can perform under heat. |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
1536 |
I'll admit, the Bach Toccata sounds much more radiant this way. |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1537 |
Just keep a copy of Handel's Water Music handy in case it springs a leak. |
1.3305 |
0.04349 |
118 |
79 |
39 |
0 |
1538 |
Strange... I've never noticed it before. |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1539 |
It’s my way of letting off steam |
1.3279 |
0.05132 |
122 |
88 |
28 |
6 |
1540 |
I'm playing The Hot Water Music - by Handel |
1.3279 |
0.05263 |
122 |
89 |
26 |
7 |
1541 |
Yes, I did say we should exude warmth. |
1.3279 |
0.04999 |
122 |
87 |
30 |
5 |
1542 |
What's that hissing sound? |
1.3279 |
0.04999 |
122 |
87 |
30 |
5 |
1543 |
Ah, that's what you meant by 'totally rad'. |
1.3279 |
0.04999 |
122 |
87 |
30 |
5 |
1544 |
The sound really does radiate now, don't you think? |
1.3279 |
0.04999 |
122 |
87 |
30 |
5 |
1545 |
Wow. that's taking steam punk to a whole new level. |
1.3279 |
0.05132 |
122 |
88 |
28 |
6 |
1546 |
Would you mind if I use it once in a while to blow off steam? |
1.3279 |
0.05132 |
122 |
88 |
28 |
6 |
1547 |
"It's going to be hotter than hell in here". |
1.3279 |
0.05390 |
122 |
90 |
24 |
8 |
1548 |
Well, that's one big, hot organ. |
1.3279 |
0.05132 |
122 |
88 |
28 |
6 |
1549 |
Enough warm up...play something... |
1.3279 |
0.05263 |
122 |
89 |
26 |
7 |
1550 |
Can you play a piece with a lot of chords? It’s a bit chilly this morning. |
1.3277 |
0.05079 |
119 |
85 |
29 |
5 |
1551 |
We installed it for your hell raising sermon. |
1.3277 |
0.04936 |
119 |
84 |
31 |
4 |
1552 |
But this one goes to eleven. |
1.3277 |
0.05737 |
119 |
90 |
19 |
10 |
1553 |
When they were talking about hot air, I thought they were talking about me. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
1554 |
That’s funny, Father Stephen... You’ve never played in that register before. |
1.3277 |
0.04483 |
119 |
81 |
37 |
1 |
1555 |
I that knew it was a bad idea to buy new pipes on eBay. |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
1556 |
It's getting hot in here |
1.3277 |
0.05079 |
119 |
85 |
29 |
5 |
1557 |
When I said I want your playing to radiate God's warmth, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
1558 |
This way, we don't have to hire percussionists. |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
1559 |
I think we need to take up a collection for an organ transplant. |
1.3277 |
0.06098 |
119 |
93 |
13 |
13 |
1560 |
Warming up for midnight mass? |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
1561 |
Just make sure the hymns don't get too steamy. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
1562 |
It supplies its own percussion section. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
1563 |
It's chilly here, play harder. |
1.3277 |
0.04936 |
119 |
84 |
31 |
4 |
1564 |
I've been getting a lot of heat from upstairs about your new amplifier. |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
1565 |
Some like it hot. |
1.3277 |
0.05079 |
119 |
85 |
29 |
5 |
1566 |
You’re hot today. |
1.3277 |
0.05079 |
119 |
85 |
29 |
5 |
1567 |
Crank it up on Sunday during my Truth About Hell sermon. |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
1568 |
It knocks and hisses at first, then it fires up no problem |
1.3276 |
0.04707 |
116 |
80 |
34 |
2 |
1569 |
Looks like you’ve got the low register covered. |
1.3276 |
0.05015 |
116 |
82 |
30 |
4 |
1570 |
Some in the congregation feel the music is too steamy. |
1.3276 |
0.05162 |
116 |
83 |
28 |
5 |
1571 |
It has great warmth of tone. |
1.3276 |
0.05015 |
116 |
82 |
30 |
4 |
1572 |
Considering where most of our parishioners will wind up, that's the last thing they'll need. |
1.3252 |
0.05476 |
123 |
92 |
22 |
9 |
1573 |
The congregation would like you to stop playing with the heater. |
1.3250 |
0.05044 |
120 |
86 |
29 |
5 |
1574 |
Boy the sound really radiates through the church, doesn’t it? |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
1575 |
Well, it’s one way for our church to radiate warmth and love. |
1.3250 |
0.04903 |
120 |
85 |
31 |
4 |
1576 |
I'm sorry, Brother Aloysius, but the bishop has forbidden you to play anything by Mannheim Steamroller on this organ. |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
1577 |
It's organic heat. |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
1578 |
Can you try for a warmer tone? |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
1579 |
Let's lay off the DIY for some things, Brother Dan. |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
1580 |
Before the main service, play a few hymns to warm up the congregation. |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
1581 |
When the central heating kicks in, it really soars |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
1582 |
Atonal? |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
1583 |
Where did you learn to play the radiator? |
1.3250 |
0.05044 |
120 |
86 |
29 |
5 |
1584 |
Do you think it will attract millennials? |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
1585 |
The Devil made me do it. |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
1586 |
But can you play cool jazz ? |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
1587 |
It’s amazing how the music radiates through the church. |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
1588 |
I said play something radiant. |
1.3250 |
0.05444 |
120 |
89 |
23 |
8 |
1589 |
Your prelude-and-fugue is so moving, but at the same time, it seems to dry out my sinuses. |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
1590 |
My socks dry in like 2 minutes so I have no complaints. |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
1591 |
Since we can't be trusted around kids anymore, I thought this would be a good way to blow off a little steam. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1592 |
It's our new steampunk organ. Has a more contemporary sound |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1593 |
It sounds absolutely radiant. |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
1594 |
This is our heavy metal version. |
1.3248 |
0.04980 |
117 |
83 |
30 |
4 |
1595 |
Are you sure this is how Bach let out steam? |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1596 |
Blowing off a little steam Father? |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
1597 |
Father, can you play “Steam Heat” by Peggy Lee? |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1598 |
Please play something that radiates with the entire congregation. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1599 |
Still too warm. Try keeping it below Middle C. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1600 |
JUST WARMING UP FOR SUNDAY SERVICES! |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
1601 |
We're going to need a bigger church. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1602 |
Brother, do you ever play a hot organ. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1603 |
What the hell? |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
1604 |
THis gives pipe dream a whole new meaning. |
1.3248 |
0.04830 |
117 |
82 |
32 |
3 |
1605 |
Huh. So no matter what keys you press, it just clangs loudly and makes the whole place uncomfortably warm? |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
1606 |
Feel free to pipe in whenever you like. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1607 |
The low C sounds fine, but the guy up stairs is banging for more heat. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
1608 |
Does this thing hook up to Bluetooth? |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
1609 |
Knock knock knockin’ on heaven’s door! |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1610 |
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor always turns up the heat. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1611 |
The upper registers are clear as a bell, but below middle C it has a tendency to gurgle. |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
1612 |
Let me guess. You’re a native New Yorker. |
1.3248 |
0.04980 |
117 |
83 |
30 |
4 |
1613 |
Wait'll you hear this baby after I build up a head of steam. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1614 |
NOW will it play "Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door"? |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1615 |
Now that's heavy metal! |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
1616 |
So this is what you meant by multi-purpose? |
1.3248 |
0.04980 |
117 |
83 |
30 |
4 |
1617 |
Is it a comission from Peter Schickele? |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1618 |
These budget cuts to the arts are getting ridiculous. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
1619 |
Letting a little steam off? |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
1620 |
No, I'm afraid I don't know the Latin for "the radiator's hissin', still I need your kissin'..." |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
1621 |
If the congregation sings, they get heat. If they just mouth the words like every other Sunday, then keep it cold. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1622 |
Just think how good it would sound if you could actually control it. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1623 |
Just warming up for the service, Father. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1624 |
Yes, God DOES work in mysterious ways....but have you considered acapella? |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1625 |
God is the light, but you need to bring the heat. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1626 |
We had it repaired by a plumber. Saved the church a lot of money. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1627 |
Some of notes are a little off, but you should hear the whistle! |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1628 |
God works in mysterious ways. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1629 |
I didn't say propane, I said profane. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1630 |
Your chords are making my psalms sweaty. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1631 |
‘Turn up the heat, brother... it’s fire and brimstone time!’ |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
1632 |
I am just letting off a little steam. |
1.3248 |
0.04830 |
117 |
82 |
32 |
3 |
1633 |
And what will you be playing after your warm up? |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1634 |
Smith, I want your playing to radiate, RADIATE |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1635 |
Your technique needs work but you do play with great warmth. |
1.3248 |
0.04980 |
117 |
83 |
30 |
4 |
1636 |
The congregation feels your music is a little too steamy. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1637 |
Yes, I was aware it is cold in here. |
1.3248 |
0.04980 |
117 |
83 |
30 |
4 |
1638 |
Sounds hot. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
1639 |
I love the way the high notes hiss. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1640 |
Damn! That’s hot! |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1641 |
Pipes are pipes. And the plumber was cheaper. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1642 |
Any idea where the clang came from in that last fugue? |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1643 |
When it comes down to it, we're really about just blowing steam... |
1.3248 |
0.04980 |
117 |
83 |
30 |
4 |
1644 |
You really know how to make these pipes rattle |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
1645 |
Good that you could repurpose that baby. |
1.3248 |
0.06049 |
117 |
91 |
14 |
12 |
1646 |
Gone were the days when the organist's hands and feet were too cold to play "con brio"! |
1.3248 |
0.04675 |
117 |
81 |
34 |
2 |
1647 |
Why is it every time I say ‘serpent’ it makes a hissing sound? |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
1648 |
Finally -- a new use for Holy Water! The Archbishop will be delighted. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1649 |
Plumbers work in n mysterious ways. Ours not to question why. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
1650 |
The clanks sound OK, but the rattling has to stop. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1651 |
It's still clanking, but I've got a prayer in to the super. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
1652 |
The guy in the organ showroom insisted that this is the hot model. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1653 |
It really puts the vent in advent |
1.3223 |
0.04266 |
121 |
82 |
39 |
0 |
1654 |
It’s easy to play, but difficult to bleed. |
1.3223 |
0.04869 |
121 |
86 |
31 |
4 |
1655 |
No, not hard at all. Once I turn the tuning valve it pretty much plays itself. |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
1656 |
"How about something Handel - maybe 'Water Music'"? |
1.3220 |
0.05090 |
118 |
85 |
28 |
5 |
1657 |
I cannot play with cold hands. |
1.3220 |
0.05090 |
118 |
85 |
28 |
5 |
1658 |
We're gonna need a bigger furnace. |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
1659 |
I confess. I need to blow off a little steam! |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
1660 |
To bring the music up you have to bang on the pipes. |
1.3220 |
0.05090 |
118 |
85 |
28 |
5 |
1661 |
We needed some percussion. |
1.3220 |
0.04643 |
118 |
82 |
34 |
2 |
1662 |
Sounds like it's time to go Solar. |
1.3220 |
0.05090 |
118 |
85 |
28 |
5 |
1663 |
Steam is making a huge comeback, |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
1664 |
Can you play it in a higher register? |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
1665 |
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Toast! |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
1666 |
Would you mind turning it up an octave? |
1.3220 |
0.05090 |
118 |
85 |
28 |
5 |
1667 |
The lord told me to buy it. I didn’t know he was joking. |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
1668 |
It was was more economical than replacement windows. |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
1669 |
It would truly sound better if you bleed out that last chord |
1.3220 |
0.05090 |
118 |
85 |
28 |
5 |
1670 |
I think I see your problem. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
1671 |
Does the sound radiate better? |
1.3217 |
0.05024 |
115 |
82 |
29 |
4 |
1672 |
I know, but I like how the toilet flushes in F sharp major. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
1673 |
The heat is on |
1.3217 |
0.04711 |
115 |
80 |
33 |
2 |
1674 |
This is not what I had in mind when I asked the Diocese to improve the pipes in our church. |
1.3217 |
0.04711 |
115 |
80 |
33 |
2 |
1675 |
It gets a little hot, but the sound really radiates! |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
1676 |
Radiant music, my son. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
1677 |
Some people are saying your songs are too hot. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1678 |
The congregation is very uncomfortable with your music this Summer. |
1.3217 |
0.05024 |
115 |
82 |
29 |
4 |
1679 |
You're gonna be in a lot of hot water for getting rid of those pipes! |
1.3217 |
0.05024 |
115 |
82 |
29 |
4 |
1680 |
How about 'There'll Be A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight?' |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1681 |
Such a warm sound! |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1682 |
It's a little tough to tune, but it sure radiates the praises of God |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1683 |
I'll now play Bach's Radiator Toccata |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1684 |
It takes Mass to Massive! |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1685 |
Your hiss and clang makes the angels weep. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1686 |
I think this will give it a warmer sound. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1687 |
These new pipes make the hymns sound more radiant somehow. |
1.3217 |
0.04546 |
115 |
79 |
35 |
1 |
1688 |
Sure it's fine now, but how are you going to feel about it in the summer? |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1689 |
I'm sorry it was too loud Father. I've been under a lot of pressure. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1690 |
Not what I'm used to, but I'm starting to warm up to it. |
1.3217 |
0.05024 |
115 |
82 |
29 |
4 |
1691 |
It’ll sound better if you just bang on it a few times. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1692 |
Sounds great, except for that little hiss in the bass. |
1.3217 |
0.04711 |
115 |
80 |
33 |
2 |
1693 |
The Lord works in mysterious ways. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1694 |
This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said the church pipes need replacing. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
1695 |
Well, it said “warm sound” on Alibaba... |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1696 |
Sounds like it needs tuning; I'll call the HVAC guy. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1697 |
and then you'll warm up the crowd. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1698 |
But it has a nice warm sound. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1699 |
Just play something hot. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1700 |
The congregation refers to us now as the Steam Team. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1701 |
I've seen bigger. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
1702 |
That was the bishop. He wants it back, the tiny cathedral thing isn't working out. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1703 |
Father Richard’s brother is a plumber. |
1.3217 |
0.05024 |
115 |
82 |
29 |
4 |
1704 |
Do you know any Mannheim Steamroller? |
1.3217 |
0.05024 |
115 |
82 |
29 |
4 |
1705 |
The instructions read, "Just Add Water". |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1706 |
It has to warm up. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
1707 |
Our biggest donor likes heavy metal. |
1.3217 |
0.04870 |
115 |
81 |
31 |
3 |
1708 |
Are you sure it's in tune? |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1709 |
I mean it sounds like it's working, but I'm not feeling anything. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
1710 |
God is pleased you're playing with more warmth these days. |
1.3217 |
0.04870 |
115 |
81 |
31 |
3 |
1711 |
It came with with our Refrigerator/Confessional! |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1712 |
Couldn't you warm up by just playing scales? |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1713 |
The bishop and I got into an argument over this. It got quite heated. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
1714 |
Just be sure it's 72 degrees and in B minor at all times. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1715 |
It's the hottest pipe organ anywhere. |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
1716 |
Hissing? No, I don't hear any hissing. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1717 |
Like it? I think its much more Gothic than the espresso machine we used to have. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1718 |
Bringing the heat on Sunday I see. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1719 |
It produces a lovely, warm sound. |
1.3217 |
0.05024 |
115 |
82 |
29 |
4 |
1720 |
I guess it's true. Religion is just a lot of hot air! |
1.3217 |
0.04870 |
115 |
81 |
31 |
3 |
1721 |
Try to play with a little more warmth. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1722 |
Need I mention a place that’s hotter? |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1723 |
Now play like it is a Cold Day in Hell. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
1724 |
I don't remember all that knocking in Bach. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1725 |
The parishioners are cold. Play louder. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1726 |
Let there be heat. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
1727 |
We saved a lot of money having the plumber repair the pipes. |
1.3193 |
0.05589 |
119 |
90 |
20 |
9 |
1728 |
I guess we shouldn't have ordered pipes in Latin! |
1.3193 |
0.05460 |
119 |
89 |
22 |
8 |
1729 |
I did not tell you to get the congregation all steamed up ! |
1.3190 |
0.05421 |
116 |
86 |
23 |
7 |
1730 |
They said, if we had any problems, just call the super. |
1.3190 |
0.05281 |
116 |
85 |
25 |
6 |
1731 |
Bach has never sounded so radiant. |
1.3190 |
0.05421 |
116 |
86 |
23 |
7 |
1732 |
I thought you understood I would be playing Handel's Water Music. |
1.3190 |
0.04836 |
116 |
82 |
31 |
3 |
1733 |
For the last time . . . COOL IT! |
1.3190 |
0.04836 |
116 |
82 |
31 |
3 |
1734 |
Play loud. There's another Nor'easter coming in. |
1.3190 |
0.04836 |
116 |
82 |
31 |
3 |
1735 |
Now that Easter is just a few weeks away, Francis, it's great to see you finally practicing under full steam! |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1736 |
Just letting off steam I see. |
1.3186 |
0.04912 |
113 |
80 |
30 |
3 |
1737 |
I think it’s time we discussed your Pinterest obsession. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1738 |
We may be small, but we know how to improvise. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1739 |
And here I thought it was your beautiful playing that warmed my soul. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1740 |
My lesson on hell was suppose to be more metaphorical. |
1.3186 |
0.04748 |
113 |
79 |
32 |
2 |
1741 |
Too steamy for church? |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
1742 |
Oh Danny boy the pipes are your calling. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1743 |
Would you mind pumping a little harder? It's getting chilly in the vestry. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1744 |
I've always been a fan of that warm analog sound. |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
1745 |
I do believe spell check had its way with "radiant glory" when I sent in my request for a new organ. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
1746 |
It gets 35 BTUs to the hymn... |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1747 |
And they put a wind turbine in front of the pulpit. |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
1748 |
It's the calliope stop. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1749 |
You said my playing was lacking warmth. |
1.3186 |
0.04912 |
113 |
80 |
30 |
3 |
1750 |
You certainly went to great lengths to blow off steam. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1751 |
It took us years to find someone who could tune it correctly |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1752 |
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the choir loft. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1753 |
Going for a warmer sound? |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
1754 |
I wanted to heat things up a bit. |
1.3186 |
0.04912 |
113 |
80 |
30 |
3 |
1755 |
You play radiantly |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
1756 |
Well you were the one who said we needed more heartwarming music during services. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1757 |
You play with great warmth of tone. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1758 |
Yes, I can feel, feel, feel the heat. |
1.3186 |
0.04579 |
113 |
78 |
34 |
1 |
1759 |
It's going to be hot as hell in here. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1760 |
I guess I should have been a little more specific when I said we needed a new set of pipes ... |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1761 |
We asked the architect to convey majesty and warmth. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1762 |
Is hiss and clang going to be our sacred response to "Sturm und Drang"? |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1763 |
This is the evangelical model. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1764 |
A life of celibacy leads to blowing off steam every now and then. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1765 |
Next week, less rattle, more hiss, okay? |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1766 |
I did tell the designer I wanted a radiant church. |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
1767 |
The congregation is still cold. Do you happen to know anything a bit more up-tempo? |
1.3186 |
0.04748 |
113 |
79 |
32 |
2 |
1768 |
Cool pipes, Bro. |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
1769 |
I still feel a draft. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1770 |
I didn't think you could handle the pressure. |
1.3186 |
0.04748 |
113 |
79 |
32 |
2 |
1771 |
Well then, just play something hot and steamy. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
1772 |
It sounds like heaven but it feels like hell. |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
1773 |
Unfortunately, the organ budget didn’t allow for central air. |
1.3186 |
0.04579 |
113 |
78 |
34 |
1 |
1774 |
Organists don't make mistakes. We develop variations. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
1775 |
Play me something steamy. |
1.3186 |
0.04912 |
113 |
80 |
30 |
3 |
1776 |
The Bishop’s family owns Trump Heating and Cooling! |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1777 |
The bishop is zealous about re-purposing. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1778 |
You manage to create such a warm sound |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
1779 |
Yes its a little unconventional but you'll warm up to it after a bit. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1780 |
I meant, play radiant music. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1781 |
Music really warms the soul. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1782 |
I'll call the plumber to get this thing tuned up before mass. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1783 |
I understand that the price was right, but it only has one note. |
1.3186 |
0.05797 |
113 |
86 |
18 |
9 |
1784 |
Brother, you have got some serious pipes. |
1.3186 |
0.04912 |
113 |
80 |
30 |
3 |
1785 |
Yes, Steam Heat is a catchy tune but not for vespers. |
1.3186 |
0.04912 |
113 |
80 |
30 |
3 |
1786 |
Our Winter Organ cuts down the Church's heating costs |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1787 |
When you said you wanted to show me your huge, hot organ, I had something else in mind. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
1788 |
I think it gives you a warmer, more fluid sound. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1789 |
Hey, Bach only needed one register. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1790 |
Well, that's one way to radiate God's love... |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1791 |
What hymns are you going to clank out on Sunday? |
1.3186 |
0.05797 |
113 |
86 |
18 |
9 |
1792 |
The previous organist left the congregation a little cold. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1793 |
Better. But this time I want you to really bring the heat. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1794 |
I know it's an unusual design, but it's powered by Holy water. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1795 |
I'll admit that your version of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" is impressive, but I think we need a more versatile instrument. |
1.3182 |
0.04991 |
110 |
78 |
29 |
3 |
1796 |
I don't believe that this noise is joyful unto the Lord. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
1797 |
It's still too cold. Try "Light My Fire." |
1.3182 |
0.04991 |
110 |
78 |
29 |
3 |
1798 |
The Hymnal does not contain "I've Got SSSSSteam Heat |
1.3167 |
0.05290 |
120 |
89 |
24 |
7 |
1799 |
Could you close a few stops? You're drowning the choir. |
1.3162 |
0.05516 |
117 |
88 |
21 |
8 |
1800 |
This new organ doesn't sound so hot. |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
1801 |
Do you know anything cool? |
1.3158 |
0.05476 |
114 |
85 |
22 |
7 |
1802 |
Play “Eine Kleine Nacht Knocking Sound.” |
1.3158 |
0.05033 |
114 |
82 |
28 |
4 |
1803 |
The next time the church is in hot water, I'll blame your organ. |
1.3153 |
0.05116 |
111 |
80 |
27 |
4 |
1804 |
It really radiates a warm sound. |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
1805 |
It’s pre war, I was lucky to get it |
1.3153 |
0.05116 |
111 |
80 |
27 |
4 |
1806 |
Sounds like the last one. Nobody'll know the difference. |
1.3153 |
0.05862 |
111 |
85 |
17 |
9 |
1807 |
Finished warming up? |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
1808 |
Danny boy, your music is positively radiant. |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
1809 |
Father Brown is introduced to Handel's Hot Water Music |
1.3153 |
0.05576 |
111 |
83 |
21 |
7 |
1810 |
What do you mean my preludes sound like a lot of hot air? |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
1811 |
Nice organ. It's making me hot. |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
1812 |
Any idea why the nuns say they are freezing cold in the convent? |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
1813 |
It looks postmodern, but has a warm sound. |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
1814 |
All I'm asking is that you not bleed it during communion. |
1.3153 |
0.04954 |
111 |
79 |
29 |
3 |
1815 |
For some reason I see it having only seasonal use. |
1.3148 |
0.04860 |
108 |
76 |
30 |
2 |
1816 |
It’s probably just air in the pipes.” |
1.3136 |
0.04769 |
118 |
84 |
31 |
3 |
1817 |
On that note...you're in hot water. |
1.3125 |
0.05234 |
112 |
82 |
25 |
5 |
1818 |
Well, it will certainly scare the hell out of them! |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1819 |
I didn't think that this is what you meant when you said we need to replace the pipes. |
1.3125 |
0.05677 |
112 |
85 |
19 |
8 |
1820 |
We got a good deal on these replacement pipes. |
1.3125 |
0.05533 |
112 |
84 |
21 |
7 |
1821 |
And in winter it can heat the church! |
1.3125 |
0.05533 |
112 |
84 |
21 |
7 |
1822 |
I think this will warm up the crowd. |
1.3125 |
0.05234 |
112 |
82 |
25 |
5 |
1823 |
Nice, but how about a hymn that radiates awe instead of warmth? |
1.3119 |
0.05164 |
109 |
79 |
26 |
4 |
1824 |
This has pipes... |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
1825 |
You shouldn't have called the super to get the pipes fixed. |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
1826 |
Such a lovely warm tone |
1.3119 |
0.05164 |
109 |
79 |
26 |
4 |
1827 |
Do you hear what I hear? |
1.3119 |
0.04997 |
109 |
78 |
28 |
3 |
1828 |
It was on sale at J.S. Bach Furnaces & Heating Supplies. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
1829 |
I wonder if Danny mixed up the paperwork on this one? |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
1830 |
It does have a hot sound.... |
1.3119 |
0.04997 |
109 |
78 |
28 |
3 |
1831 |
That one gave me the chills. |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
1832 |
Can you stop this incessant banging? |
1.3119 |
0.05164 |
109 |
79 |
26 |
4 |
1833 |
It doesn't sound that beautiful, but it warms your soul! |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
1834 |
This is not what I had in mind when I told you to put more warmth in your playing. |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
1835 |
...and it will also heat the church! |
1.3119 |
0.04997 |
109 |
78 |
28 |
3 |
1836 |
Can you play ANYTHING other than 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door'? |
1.3119 |
0.05785 |
109 |
83 |
18 |
8 |
1837 |
No, Father I am still not going to play inagaddadavida |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
1838 |
Actually, the clanking helps keep time. |
1.3119 |
0.04824 |
109 |
77 |
30 |
2 |
1839 |
I'm told the sound will radiate through the church. |
1.3119 |
0.04824 |
109 |
77 |
30 |
2 |
1840 |
Didn't I tell you, you were on the wrong web page when you ordered it? |
1.3119 |
0.04645 |
109 |
76 |
32 |
1 |
1841 |
This instrument has an excellent register. |
1.3119 |
0.05164 |
109 |
79 |
26 |
4 |
1842 |
We both know that I wanted the sound to radiate throughout the church, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3119 |
0.04997 |
109 |
78 |
28 |
3 |
1843 |
Let's open with "The Heat Is On," by Glenn Frey. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
1844 |
Don't worry, They'll never know the difference... |
1.3119 |
0.05785 |
109 |
83 |
18 |
8 |
1845 |
When I said your music should radiate to the heavens, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
1846 |
It's going to be a hot time in God's house tonight. |
1.3119 |
0.05164 |
109 |
79 |
26 |
4 |
1847 |
So this is what a steam organ looks like! |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
1848 |
That's the last time we call the heating guy to fix the pipes. |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
1849 |
Well, it was made in Texas... |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
1850 |
Can't you make the higher tones a little warmer? |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
1851 |
we got a great deal on this organ from a church in Fairbanks |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
1852 |
I suppose it makes more sense than the baptismal font / hot tub. |
1.3119 |
0.06345 |
109 |
87 |
10 |
12 |
1853 |
Father Patrick, our parishioners do need to be aware that Hell exists... but is it really necessary to pack this kind of heat? |
1.3119 |
0.05164 |
109 |
79 |
26 |
4 |
1854 |
It's an organic heater. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
1855 |
We abandoned hymns for hot jazz ten years ago. |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
1856 |
I call it a 'Steampunk Organ.' |
1.3113 |
0.05080 |
106 |
76 |
27 |
3 |
1857 |
I told you not to use that plumber to fix the pipes. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1858 |
Yes...maybe a bit, but it's also the percussion section. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1859 |
I think we're going to hell. |
1.3113 |
0.04900 |
106 |
75 |
29 |
2 |
1860 |
I'm just blowing off a little stream. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1861 |
I must say Father Flanagan, your music really heats up the congregation. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1862 |
Now, when I said pipe organ,... |
1.3097 |
0.04882 |
113 |
81 |
29 |
3 |
1863 |
The neighbor upstairs just complained about the clanking! |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
1864 |
Let’s see you run out of steam with this baby! |
1.3097 |
0.05041 |
113 |
82 |
27 |
4 |
1865 |
This may explain the musical toilet. |
1.3091 |
0.04959 |
110 |
79 |
28 |
3 |
1866 |
I'm wondering where you got the idea that God is hearing impaired? |
1.3091 |
0.05285 |
110 |
81 |
24 |
5 |
1867 |
I’m playing jazz. Some like it hot. |
1.3091 |
0.05441 |
110 |
82 |
22 |
6 |
1868 |
When I said the organ should be warmer, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1869 |
How do you think we crack these windows? |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1870 |
I meant in timbre, not temperature. |
1.3084 |
0.05041 |
107 |
77 |
27 |
3 |
1871 |
I’d say Handel is more of a moist heat. |
1.3084 |
0.05213 |
107 |
78 |
25 |
4 |
1872 |
The pipes were frozen. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1873 |
Steve, we've had complaints that recently, one or two of the hymns have sounded 'a little steamy'." |
1.3084 |
0.05213 |
107 |
78 |
25 |
4 |
1874 |
It's flat-- I'll get the super to bang it with a wrench |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1875 |
The salesman said these are hot right now. |
1.3084 |
0.05041 |
107 |
77 |
27 |
3 |
1876 |
The C Sharp is hissing again and the pedals are clanging, but at least the church isn’t so drafty. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1877 |
Your music is simply radiant. |
1.3084 |
0.04863 |
107 |
76 |
29 |
2 |
1878 |
Hot pipes! |
1.3084 |
0.05851 |
107 |
82 |
17 |
8 |
1879 |
Looks rad. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1880 |
Well Father, I'd say you've made the best of a botched renovation. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1881 |
Quit warming-up and play something! |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1882 |
That’s not when I meant when I said to warm up your pipes. |
1.3084 |
0.04678 |
107 |
75 |
31 |
1 |
1883 |
Not exactly what I meant by a warmer tone. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1884 |
When they said your playing was radiant, I really had no idea. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1885 |
It scares the hell out of them. |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1886 |
I think the congregation is warming up to the new pipes. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1887 |
Well, you said you wanted 'pipin' hot' music. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1888 |
Funny...it doesn't sound like Classical Gas |
1.3084 |
0.05851 |
107 |
82 |
17 |
8 |
1889 |
I like to play loud and let off steam. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1890 |
It's too darn hot |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1891 |
For what we paid, the sound should be Radiant! |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1892 |
The new 'Steam Organ' has dramatically increased this winter's attendance! |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1893 |
Bob Fosse stashed it here years ago. He was planning a revival of pajama game with an all nun cast. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1894 |
Your old pipes were Baroque and so was the heater. |
1.3084 |
0.05041 |
107 |
77 |
27 |
3 |
1895 |
Yes, MOST of our new geothermal system piping is underground. But the architect thought this would harmonize nicely. |
1.3084 |
0.05213 |
107 |
78 |
25 |
4 |
1896 |
I see you’ve resorted to convection therapy. |
1.3084 |
0.05041 |
107 |
77 |
27 |
3 |
1897 |
Did you hear a hissing during the liturgy? |
1.3084 |
0.05041 |
107 |
77 |
27 |
3 |
1898 |
I think our 3D printer is broken. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1899 |
I find the sound quality superior....save for the occasional knock. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1900 |
The congregation is complaining. They're just not into the SteamPunk sound. |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1901 |
At your skill level, I’m not sure anyone will even know the difference |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1902 |
If you want to be a better player, you'll need to move out of your comfort zone. |
1.3084 |
0.05213 |
107 |
78 |
25 |
4 |
1903 |
So that’s why all the stops are labeled ‘hiss’! |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1904 |
Steampunk ?? |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1905 |
This is not what I had in mind when you mentioned an organ transplant. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1906 |
We hold the Lord in high es-steam. |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1907 |
Trust me. Don't warm up too long. |
1.3084 |
0.05041 |
107 |
77 |
27 |
3 |
1908 |
Are you warmed up? |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1909 |
Play 'Steamy for me. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1910 |
Dollar bills stick to sweaty palms. |
1.3084 |
0.04863 |
107 |
76 |
29 |
2 |
1911 |
The chapel is still cold. Play the Passacaglia at fortissimo this time. |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1912 |
Might I say, my son, that interpretation of Handel was HOT. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1913 |
I was just getting ready to play Vivaldi's Winter |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1914 |
Sure, it cost a bit more, but it's a twofer. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1915 |
It really heats up in the Allegro section. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1916 |
I'm still waiting for the super to come by and tune this thing up |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1917 |
I think your music is too hot for our congregation. |
1.3084 |
0.05041 |
107 |
77 |
27 |
3 |
1918 |
Can you keep it down to 68? |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
1919 |
It has really warm tone. |
1.3084 |
0.05041 |
107 |
77 |
27 |
3 |
1920 |
How do you tell it to pipe down? |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1921 |
Okay if I touch this organ?! |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1922 |
That should make our message radiate. |
1.3084 |
0.05213 |
107 |
78 |
25 |
4 |
1923 |
Can you play "Let It Bleed" for me? |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1924 |
No more Inna Godda Da Vada. The candles are melting! |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1925 |
I know the hymnal says Love radiates, but, I don't think this is what it means... |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1926 |
Less heat, more light and ixnay on the Black Sabbath songbook. |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
1927 |
Which pedal is the whistle? |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
1928 |
I’ll admit the music does radiate. |
1.3063 |
0.04922 |
111 |
80 |
28 |
3 |
1929 |
I was just letting off some steam. |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
1930 |
The super fixed it three times already and it's still making that hissing noise. |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
1931 |
This is why I'm hot. |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
1932 |
Hold that chord for a full five seconds when I say "brimstone". |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
1933 |
Gonna have a hot time in the ol' pews tonight, Fatha. |
1.3056 |
0.05172 |
108 |
79 |
25 |
4 |
1934 |
Just blowing off some steam? |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
1935 |
Can you Handel something in D cold flat major? |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
1936 |
When you hit B flat it hisses a bit |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
1937 |
Can you play a little "Steam Heat" with a Patti Page flair? |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
1938 |
I have to admit you're getting a much warmer tone with this new setup. |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
1939 |
Did you hear it? It hisses every time you play Bach's fugue. |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
1940 |
That’s hot, Brother Tim. |
1.3056 |
0.05652 |
108 |
82 |
19 |
7 |
1941 |
I just don't think that piece radiates enough warmth. |
1.3056 |
0.05652 |
108 |
82 |
19 |
7 |
1942 |
Probably get more hot air from the pulpit! |
1.3056 |
0.05652 |
108 |
82 |
19 |
7 |
1943 |
I guess I had something else in mind when you said you wanted to "bring some heat" to our musical selections. |
1.3056 |
0.05002 |
108 |
78 |
27 |
3 |
1944 |
Such radiant tunes you play! |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
1945 |
It's Apple's new iOrgan. |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
1946 |
It produces a very good sound, except for the occasional clanging. |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
1947 |
I looked at those, but this one was top rated and the best seller. |
1.3056 |
0.05652 |
108 |
82 |
19 |
7 |
1948 |
Andrew, I must admit that while somewhat unorthodox, it has a very "warm" sound. |
1.3056 |
0.04643 |
108 |
76 |
31 |
1 |
1949 |
After budget cuts, it was either this or replacing the holy water with tap. |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
1950 |
When I say “hellfire,” you bring the heat. |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
1951 |
Sorry Father! Just letting off a little steam. |
1.3056 |
0.05652 |
108 |
82 |
19 |
7 |
1952 |
Just give me a sign and I can give them a feel of what Hell will feel like. |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
1953 |
I've never heard a hymn sound so steamy. |
1.3056 |
0.05002 |
108 |
78 |
27 |
3 |
1954 |
Don't worry Johann, they'll be back once hell freezes over.. |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
1955 |
Will you be able to play more than squeaks and clanks by Sunday? |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
1956 |
More bells, less whistles. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
1957 |
We were going for a warmer sound |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
1958 |
Is it really that cold in here? |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
1959 |
These new pipes are so badly tempered, I can't Händel them. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1960 |
Our worship service is steaming live! |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
1961 |
Will it get hot enough for the Hellalujah Chorus? |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
1962 |
It sounds great, but it's making it hot as hell in here. |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
1963 |
Can you play 'Steam Heat' by Patti Page. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
1964 |
That'll be perfect for my Fire & Brimstone sermon. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
1965 |
The gas company gave us a discount on organ repairs for switching the heat to steam instead of electric! |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1966 |
Well, Father, at least the shipping was free. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
1967 |
The plumber gave us a really good deal on the organ restoration. |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
1968 |
Let's just say that some of the Vatican II reforms generated more heat than light. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1969 |
I told you-nothing too steamy! |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1970 |
That'll put some crackle in the old stained glass. |
1.3048 |
0.04903 |
105 |
75 |
28 |
2 |
1971 |
That’s going to take a lot of holy water. |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
1972 |
I may have misspelled "Radiance." |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
1973 |
I don't think the donor is a match. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1974 |
You radiate spirituality. |
1.3048 |
0.04514 |
105 |
73 |
32 |
0 |
1975 |
It's better than just banging on the pipes. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1976 |
It's for your hell-fire sermons. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
1977 |
I was hoping for something even more radiant |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
1978 |
"Your music radiates a nice warm sound, Wally. What's your secret? |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
1979 |
Yes, Monsignor, it is radical, but it's also innovative, stylish and emits a radiating and elegant warmth. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
1980 |
It looks good, but can we get rid of that whistling noise? |
1.3048 |
0.04903 |
105 |
75 |
28 |
2 |
1981 |
If it's a warmer sound they want, then it's a warmer sound they shall get. |
1.3048 |
0.04903 |
105 |
75 |
28 |
2 |
1982 |
Sounds so much better than our old electric heat organ. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1983 |
We both run hot and cold. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1984 |
So I take it you can only play during the winter? |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
1985 |
I've posted the theme for my sermon -- "A Mighty Furnace Is Our God. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1986 |
Finally, a proper performance of Handel's Water Music. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
1987 |
Our use of holy water enhances the celestial tone. |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
1988 |
I used to find this piece chilling, but now I'm warming up to it. |
1.3048 |
0.04903 |
105 |
75 |
28 |
2 |
1989 |
Your music radiates throughout the building. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1990 |
"Yeah, it's a new sound, but it's hardly cool. |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
1991 |
Brother Phil, let me hear you blow the thermostat off of this baby! |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
1992 |
Your playing truly radiates warmth. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
1993 |
Hit the high note and they'll really feel the fire and brimstone. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1994 |
Do we really want steamy music radiating throughout the church? |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
1995 |
In a pinch, it's an accordion. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
1996 |
I realize this model limits your repertoire, but a warm parishioner is a generous parishioner. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1997 |
Well maybe, but it just sounds like clanking to me. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1998 |
Sounds great, but can we do anything about the hissing? |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
1999 |
According to the heating engineer Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture will create the most heat. The cannons will be arriving this afternoon. |
1.3048 |
0.04712 |
105 |
74 |
30 |
1 |
2000 |
I see God is playing another joke on us. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2001 |
The sound really radiates in here, doesn't it? |
1.3048 |
0.06071 |
105 |
82 |
14 |
9 |
2002 |
The tone is amazing. Plus, it doubles as an HVAC system. |
1.3048 |
0.04514 |
105 |
73 |
32 |
0 |
2003 |
It’s cold in here - play something more up tempo. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
2004 |
I have a plumber who owes me. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
2005 |
Please Brendan, it's hotter than hell in here! |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2006 |
No, it's not OK for you to play hot jazz. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2007 |
Next time you won't miss the Parish Council meeting. |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
2008 |
We thought it would help the pipe organ radiate that warmth the bishop was looking for! |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
2009 |
Cool jazz? What's that? |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2010 |
It's been a great way to blow off some steam! |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2011 |
It does radiate a powerful message, but it’s an awfully dry sound. |
1.3048 |
0.04903 |
105 |
75 |
28 |
2 |
2012 |
That would explain the hissing sounds during Ode to Joy. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2013 |
If you're having trouble with it, just call the super. |
1.3048 |
0.04903 |
105 |
75 |
28 |
2 |
2014 |
You should see our church mice. |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
2015 |
How about playing a little "Steam Heat". |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
2016 |
If my fiery sermon doesn't work, I'm counting on you. |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
2017 |
So this is how you let off a little steam. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2018 |
The building engineer and music director are fighting again. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2019 |
Yes, yes, it sounds fine, Brother Timothy, but I still have this nagging suspicion that the Archbishop misinterpreted paragraph 46 of Musicam Sacram. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2020 |
Now that's what I call Radiant Music! |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
2021 |
Feel free to blow off a little steam after my sermon. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
2022 |
The Lord works in mysterious ways. |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
2023 |
Didn't I see this on Shark Tank? |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
2024 |
If you play that, we'll be in hot water. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2025 |
It plays warmer since we replaced the pipes. |
1.3048 |
0.04903 |
105 |
75 |
28 |
2 |
2026 |
... And never, ever, bang it with a hammer. It conjures the guy in the basement. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2027 |
It sounds lovely, except for that knocking sound. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
2028 |
The notes radiate with such warmth. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
2029 |
Father Jeffries, that Bach cantata was simply radiant. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2030 |
Well, what does it look like to you? |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2031 |
God, I hate steampunk. |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
2032 |
We didn't have enough money for new heating and a new organ so we found a compromise. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
2033 |
Amazing grate! How sweet the clank . . . That scald the bald clergy . . . |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
2034 |
Lose the steam. |
1.3048 |
0.04903 |
105 |
75 |
28 |
2 |
2035 |
The summer organ will be more of a challenge. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2036 |
It sounds better after I warm up. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
2037 |
That was a rather steamy version of Nearer My God To Thee, but that's about all I can say. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2038 |
The organ tuner said this would add some warmth to the music. |
1.3048 |
0.04712 |
105 |
74 |
30 |
1 |
2039 |
So that's why the water bill is so high |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
2040 |
Now, that was radiant!” |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2041 |
I must say, Phil - you're playing is radiant! |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2042 |
I understand it only makes that banging sound when you're warming up. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2043 |
I picked it up at Costco. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2044 |
That sounds hot. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2045 |
Let the notes radiate, brother. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
2046 |
Let's give them a taste of hell after my sermon! |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
2047 |
Next time be more careful when you order a pipe organ |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
2048 |
It's a little old-fashioned, don't you think? |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
2049 |
Looks great... but won't it get hotter than Hell? |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
2050 |
I said the chapel should radiate with warmth, but I guess it will do... |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2051 |
The congregation should warm up to it. |
1.3028 |
0.04790 |
109 |
78 |
29 |
2 |
2052 |
I thought we'd settled on forced air. |
1.3028 |
0.05756 |
109 |
84 |
17 |
8 |
2053 |
Someone gave the Church a 3-D printer but no Instruction Manual. |
1.3028 |
0.05902 |
109 |
85 |
15 |
9 |
2054 |
If you bleed the pipes you might get less dissonance. |
1.3028 |
0.04964 |
109 |
79 |
27 |
3 |
2055 |
Can you play something steamy? |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
2056 |
Hottest pipes in the diocese. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
2057 |
The tone quality isn't great, but wait until you hear the percussion. |
1.3019 |
0.04676 |
106 |
75 |
30 |
1 |
2058 |
Now that you’re warmed up, let’s hear what you can do. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2059 |
I got it really cheap ..... Thank God for Global warming! |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
2060 |
It's not the heat, it's the hymnody |
1.3019 |
0.05046 |
106 |
77 |
26 |
3 |
2061 |
That's one hot number |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2062 |
Management doesn't turn it on until November, but once it's on, it's REALLY on! |
1.3019 |
0.05046 |
106 |
77 |
26 |
3 |
2063 |
I appreciate the thought Father Joe, but I only want you to warm their hearts. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2064 |
The bass clank is strong but the treble hiss sounds a bit off. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2065 |
This is not the pipe organ I invisioned. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
2066 |
I, too, have oft been blessed by Craigslist. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2067 |
Maybe we should warm up first. |
1.3019 |
0.05046 |
106 |
77 |
26 |
3 |
2068 |
It's making the man upstairs uncomfortable. |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
2069 |
Hit the AC keys for cooling. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
2070 |
What a set of pipes! |
1.3019 |
0.04480 |
106 |
74 |
32 |
0 |
2071 |
Sometimes you just need to face the facts–God's light alone sure as heck doesn't keep this place warm enough. |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
2072 |
I just need to warm up. |
1.3019 |
0.05046 |
106 |
77 |
26 |
3 |
2073 |
There has been a call to heat up the music. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
2074 |
We're ready. Are you finished warming up? |
1.3019 |
0.05046 |
106 |
77 |
26 |
3 |
2075 |
I call that the meaning of irony. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2076 |
I need to warm up before we begin the service. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2077 |
I'll call the landlord. |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
2078 |
Your playing is radiant. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
2079 |
The Italian plumber, DeLonghi fixed it, why? |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2080 |
Remember to pull out all the stops for the fire and brimstone sermon. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2081 |
I know it’s hot. The man upstairs controls the thermostat. |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
2082 |
So this where you come to let off steam |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
2083 |
I'm just not sure how comfortable we'll be with it in the summer. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2084 |
No Father, not that kind of hot organ. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
2085 |
Yes, it can get a bit hot in here now, so I've given the choir permission not to wear any clothes under their robes. |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
2086 |
It sounds warmer now, don't you think? |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
2087 |
So if I pull out all the stops we can also warm up the room. |
1.3019 |
0.05046 |
106 |
77 |
26 |
3 |
2088 |
I don’t know. It seems to me like a hear a whistling sound! |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
2089 |
Don’t worry, I only play that knocking sound while I’m warming up. |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
2090 |
You can probably guess where we are. |
1.3019 |
0.06312 |
106 |
85 |
10 |
11 |
2091 |
The bishop is concerned that your style is a bit too steamy for Sunday services. |
1.3019 |
0.04676 |
106 |
75 |
30 |
1 |
2092 |
The reverb is amazing, and wait 'till you hear the pop-off. |
1.3019 |
0.05046 |
106 |
77 |
26 |
3 |
2093 |
It's hydronic, it's symphonic, and it has its own zone valve! |
1.3019 |
0.05046 |
106 |
77 |
26 |
3 |
2094 |
I thought simulating hell might up the offerings. |
1.3019 |
0.04865 |
106 |
76 |
28 |
2 |
2095 |
Boy, the Bishop's gonna be steamed! |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
2096 |
The trick is to synchronize the rhythm of your piece with the bangimg of the pipes. |
1.3019 |
0.04676 |
106 |
75 |
30 |
1 |
2097 |
Your hymn fills me with unexpected warmth. |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
2098 |
Wait 'till you hear the 'clanking' stop! |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
2099 |
It's repurposed. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
2100 |
Play something hot, with some ping to it. |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2101 |
It praises Hissssssss name. |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2102 |
Perhaps now your music will radiate. |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2103 |
Just can’t seem to get up enough steam today. |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2104 |
Isn't that rendition a bit hot and steamy for a Sunday morning? |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2105 |
You may have misunderstood when I said your music should emanate warmth... |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
2106 |
I must confess, the tone is warmer with the holy water. |
1.3010 |
0.04542 |
103 |
72 |
31 |
0 |
2107 |
Actually father, it's a giant still... |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2108 |
The sound really does radiate! |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2109 |
I learned to play in Brooklyn, on an instrument just like this one. |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2110 |
It sounded a little out of pitch during the Mendelsohn recessional. I think you should call the plumber. |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2111 |
Get a lot of requests for "Steam Heat"? |
1.3010 |
0.04943 |
103 |
74 |
27 |
2 |
2112 |
It may have a limited tonal range, but the "hissing solos" are mind-blowing. |
1.3010 |
0.04542 |
103 |
72 |
31 |
0 |
2113 |
It's John Cage's piece for prepared organ. |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2114 |
Its sound is radiant. |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2115 |
It's piping hot in here. |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2116 |
Sounds good, but is it energy efficient? |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2117 |
What do we do for music during the summer, Dr. Steampunk? |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
2118 |
They say pipe down. We say pipe up. |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2119 |
The sound is amazing. But it is melting all the candles. |
1.3010 |
0.04943 |
103 |
74 |
27 |
2 |
2120 |
Did you consider double-pane windows? |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2121 |
The pipes froze? |
1.3010 |
0.05988 |
103 |
80 |
15 |
8 |
2122 |
Are you still warming up? |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2123 |
This is simple... When you play well we get heat... When you play badly we freeze to death... |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
2124 |
(Sighs.) When I said “bring the heat on Sunday,” that’s not exactly what I meant. |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
2125 |
Should we warm up first? |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2126 |
The sound is radiating! |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2127 |
Research shows that when the congregation is warm, comfortable and listening to religious music their contributions increase. |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
2128 |
Really radiates the sound, doesn't it? |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2129 |
The Bishop has been getting reports that some of your hymns are just a bit too steamy. |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2130 |
Do you have anything cooler? |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2131 |
When I said I wanted the word of G-d to radiate through the congregation, this wasn't what I had in mind... |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2132 |
There's already too much hot air in here! |
1.3010 |
0.04943 |
103 |
74 |
27 |
2 |
2133 |
I don't believe that the change of register has improved your musical skills. |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2134 |
Are you sure this is what Handel had in mind with his Water Music? |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2135 |
Parishioners are complaining that your renditions are too steamy. |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2136 |
David Dennison is in the confessional ?? Could you play louder ? |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2137 |
Ok, ok. But wait till you hear me play the Norte Dame Fight Song. |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2138 |
Do you know Bach's Fugue in G Minor for Radiator? |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2139 |
Now the Man upstairs can't complain. |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
2140 |
I like it, but it only works in winter. |
1.3010 |
0.04747 |
103 |
73 |
29 |
1 |
2141 |
It has a lovely radiant sound, doesn't it? |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2142 |
When you're hot; you're hot. |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2143 |
Because the congregation felt your playing didn't radiate enough warmth. |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
2144 |
Try a little more steam on the bass, I think. |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2145 |
Hot organ, Johann. |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2146 |
Can you play ANYTHING else on that thing besides "Hot, Hot, Hot?" |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2147 |
We might not use fire and brimstone, but we can still make it pretty warm in here. |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2148 |
Our utilities bill is tax deductible. |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2149 |
Who did you call to tune the pipes? |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2150 |
Well, I'm glad to see your keeping within budget, but we're going to have to get the plumber in to tune this thing. |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2151 |
It won't sound the same but we'll be warm. |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
2152 |
Play 70° in E Minor. |
1.3010 |
0.04542 |
103 |
72 |
31 |
0 |
2153 |
The steam whistle is good. Now let's hear the water hammer. |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2154 |
No, I'm afraid Pope Francis still won't be able to hear it. But our plumber is going to love you. |
1.3010 |
0.05314 |
103 |
76 |
23 |
4 |
2155 |
Can you do warm air on the G string? |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2156 |
In retrospect, this only made sense for winter. |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2157 |
Would you happen to know that tune from "The Pajamma Game"? |
1.3000 |
0.05025 |
100 |
72 |
26 |
2 |
2158 |
After the pipes in the old organ froze up for the third time the bishop decided to take preventive measures. |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
2159 |
Would you mind playing a little more quietly? It's hotter than hell in here. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
2160 |
They give a really warm sound. |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
2161 |
I figured 'Goliath' was just the brand name |
1.2991 |
0.05347 |
107 |
80 |
22 |
5 |
2162 |
It’s pretty chilly outside. You’re going to have to play all night |
1.2991 |
0.05821 |
107 |
83 |
16 |
8 |
2163 |
The choir requested less heat and more cowbell |
1.2991 |
0.05347 |
107 |
80 |
22 |
5 |
2164 |
The warmth of the music and lower fuel bills--God is good. |
1.2991 |
0.05347 |
107 |
80 |
22 |
5 |
2165 |
Heat, lots of loud music, and dissonance: a perfect reminder of what Hell will be like if they end up there. |
1.2981 |
0.05091 |
104 |
76 |
25 |
3 |
2166 |
The sound may not be great, but this is the first time I've been warm in years. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
2167 |
Will it help with our heating bill? |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
2168 |
Less melodic this time and more clunking and hissing. |
1.2981 |
0.05091 |
104 |
76 |
25 |
3 |
2169 |
I think I misunderstood when you said 'organ transplant'. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
2170 |
The landlord took your "Radiate Joy" sermon seriously. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
2171 |
I find the clanging does interfere with its warmer tone. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
2172 |
Bring the heat, Padre. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
2173 |
Yes, I know you can't reach the valve. That's what the pedals are for. |
1.2981 |
0.05091 |
104 |
76 |
25 |
3 |
2174 |
Stay away from those upper registers so the choir keeps their robes on. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
2175 |
They're saying you're the hottest act in town. |
1.2981 |
0.04904 |
104 |
75 |
27 |
2 |
2176 |
Go ahead and warm up. |
1.2981 |
0.04710 |
104 |
74 |
29 |
1 |
2177 |
I’m no expert, but I thought the way you played the high-pitched hissing notes was perfect. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
2178 |
Yes, it does put out a beautiful sound but we have to pay an arm and a leg to get an HVAC guy in here to tune it. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
2179 |
I know some will see the light, but some should feel the heat. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
2180 |
Great, but what do we do in the summer? |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
2181 |
I'll call the landlord. |
1.2981 |
0.05091 |
104 |
76 |
25 |
3 |
2182 |
The Lord respects renewable energy. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
2183 |
I knew the church was in hot water, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2981 |
0.04904 |
104 |
75 |
27 |
2 |
2184 |
I'm banking on the steampunk crowd at the midnight service. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
2185 |
Did you say a prayer before you decided to order online? |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
2186 |
Brother, the entire congregation should feel the heat now. |
1.2981 |
0.05091 |
104 |
76 |
25 |
3 |
2187 |
Do you know “Steam Heat” from Pajama Game? |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
2188 |
Padre, are you certain that the sound will radiate to the entire congregation? |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
2189 |
. . . And there’s enough left over to turn the Confessionals into a Day Spa. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
2190 |
In addition to the beautiful bass notes, it will heat the entire sanctuary. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
2191 |
Two birds with one stone |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
2192 |
This is going to make your "Light My Fire" solo much more relevant. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
2193 |
I'm afraid this piece is too steamy for our congregation. |
1.2970 |
0.06378 |
101 |
81 |
10 |
10 |
2194 |
What would Bach say? |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2195 |
Play something hot and steamy |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2196 |
I know the election was a surprise, Father, but do you really think we are about to freeze over? |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2197 |
Strike while the organ's hot! |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2198 |
“Very good performance Charles, but a little too steamy for Sunday morning service. |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2199 |
And this is helpful, how? |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2200 |
Ah! I suppose the black knob up there is how you control the volume! |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2201 |
Father, can you play “Steam Heat” by Peggy Lee? |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2202 |
Do you know ‘The Heat Is On’ by Glenn Frey? |
1.2970 |
0.05894 |
101 |
78 |
16 |
7 |
2203 |
Wind and Solar don't work in this neighborhood. |
1.2970 |
0.05894 |
101 |
78 |
16 |
7 |
2204 |
It's a Texas Pipe Organ. Everything is bigger in Texas. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2205 |
That piece radiates great warmth. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2206 |
It radiates very warm tones. |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2207 |
Forget the organ tuner; just call the super! |
1.2970 |
0.05179 |
101 |
74 |
24 |
3 |
2208 |
Indeed, the music might be less pleasing but we are hoping to save a bundle on our heating bill. |
1.2970 |
0.05179 |
101 |
74 |
24 |
3 |
2209 |
I hate to send it back because we do need the heat. |
1.2970 |
0.04984 |
101 |
73 |
26 |
2 |
2210 |
Yes, I've enjoyed my years as chaplain here at Saint Marcus of the Holy Radiator. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2211 |
And banging on the pipes adds percussion. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2212 |
There's a new warmth in your tone. |
1.2970 |
0.04781 |
101 |
72 |
28 |
1 |
2213 |
Only in New York. |
1.2970 |
0.04781 |
101 |
72 |
28 |
1 |
2214 |
I asked for more fugue not furnace. |
1.2970 |
0.05894 |
101 |
78 |
16 |
7 |
2215 |
It helps me to blow off steam. |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2216 |
If it's heat you want, I'd go with Booker T and the MGs. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2217 |
I don't think that organ donor went to heaven. He had a devilish smile when we buried him. |
1.2970 |
0.05894 |
101 |
78 |
16 |
7 |
2218 |
On the old instrument the Fireworks Suite was to hot to Handel so we piped in The Water Music. |
1.2970 |
0.05179 |
101 |
74 |
24 |
3 |
2219 |
I love the warm sound, but the sacristy is already flooded. |
1.2970 |
0.04984 |
101 |
73 |
26 |
2 |
2220 |
I’ve never heard a pipe organ sound quite so warm. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2221 |
the Basilica model was on sale and the heat will remind them of the dangers of hell. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2222 |
...but there's an audible hiss at high C |
1.2970 |
0.04781 |
101 |
72 |
28 |
1 |
2223 |
No, I'm not sure this will attract the Steam Punk generation back to the church. |
1.2970 |
0.05179 |
101 |
74 |
24 |
3 |
2224 |
I said, "Radiate" NOT "Radiator"! |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2225 |
Steampunk is not what I had in mind for the renovation of our organ. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2226 |
Just don’t play anything too steamy. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2227 |
It wasn’t me whistling. |
1.2970 |
0.05179 |
101 |
74 |
24 |
3 |
2228 |
No, I distinctly said I want the sound to resonate. |
1.2970 |
0.05894 |
101 |
78 |
16 |
7 |
2229 |
Your "Ave Maria" is very good. But your "Steam Heat"- sublime! |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2230 |
The Bishop wanted to go after the steampunk demographic. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2231 |
The salesman said the music would radiate throughout the building. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2232 |
We get that "the Heat is On." Play something else. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2233 |
Fine. But nothing too steamy. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2234 |
Just like the one I grew up with |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2235 |
I organ-ized a solution to the heating problem |
1.2970 |
0.05894 |
101 |
78 |
16 |
7 |
2236 |
Looks like you’re all warmed up. |
1.2970 |
0.05179 |
101 |
74 |
24 |
3 |
2237 |
Do you think we should convert to natural gas? |
1.2970 |
0.04984 |
101 |
73 |
26 |
2 |
2238 |
You can call it a steam organ but the church choir believes its Satan's Calliope |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2239 |
The heat is on, Father. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2240 |
Well, this is going to be the hottest performance in service this year! |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2241 |
When I asked for something more radiant, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2242 |
Well, I could play Bach's Hot Air on a G String |
1.2970 |
0.04781 |
101 |
72 |
28 |
1 |
2243 |
I thought hotter music would draw younger worshippers. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2244 |
That's not the "hot sound" we're looking for. |
1.2970 |
0.05179 |
101 |
74 |
24 |
3 |
2245 |
Know any hot fugues? |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
2246 |
How about playing something more contemporary. |
1.2963 |
0.04790 |
108 |
78 |
28 |
2 |
2247 |
No, we're still not putting a new pipe organ in the budget.... |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2248 |
I meant something different when I told you to play hot singles. |
1.2959 |
0.04856 |
98 |
70 |
27 |
1 |
2249 |
No, I’m not mad, just a little steamed. |
1.2959 |
0.04856 |
98 |
70 |
27 |
1 |
2250 |
These are the pipes we can afford. You're a smart guy-find a way to incorporate hisses and bangings into all of those toccatas, gigues and fugues. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
2251 |
When you play this organ it really warms my soul! |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2252 |
No, Clancy, we're still not adding 'Hot in Herre' to the hymnal. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2253 |
Remember, you're trying to invoke the fires of Hell. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2254 |
I have always enjoyed Bach’s industrial pieces. |
1.2952 |
0.05567 |
105 |
80 |
19 |
6 |
2255 |
Didn't He also say "let there be heat"? |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2256 |
Really? Steampunk? |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2257 |
The wedding party asked for something that is a little steamy. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2258 |
No, really sir. Wait 'til you hear it. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2259 |
It still sounds flat. Please call the plumber. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2260 |
We're hoping the music will warm up the crowd for the sermon. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2261 |
We do NOT play heavy metal in church! |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2262 |
If one more parishioner asks "Hot enough for you?"... |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2263 |
Is this because I said no to the corvette? |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2264 |
My version of "Steam Heat" really brings the house down. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2265 |
Could the choir wear sweaters under their gowns? Might that work? |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2266 |
I don't care how big it is, I don't think God will respond if you bang on it. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2267 |
Just make sure the lyrics aren't too steamy... |
1.2941 |
0.05843 |
102 |
79 |
16 |
7 |
2268 |
The volume is great but we still need to deal with the heat. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2269 |
The sound radiates. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2270 |
It may be St. Patrick's Day Danny Boy, but these pipes, these pipes aren't calling me. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2271 |
You sound a little rusty. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2272 |
Never call that repairman again. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2273 |
I wouldn't have thought that a steam radiator would have had enough octives! |
1.2941 |
0.04944 |
102 |
74 |
26 |
2 |
2274 |
I said radiate your devotion in your playing. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2275 |
I'll get the super in to tune it this afternoon |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2276 |
Rad tunes, brother. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2277 |
The last organist was always cold. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2278 |
Let's start with some hot jazz! |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2279 |
Your right, it really does warm the soul. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2280 |
Is everything OK? Your playing like you want to let off some steam. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2281 |
We're trying to create a warmer atmosphere, but, so far, it's a bit uneven. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2282 |
Hey, stop all that banging! |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2283 |
No, I don't think 'Our organs are hot' is a good tagline for the church, these days. |
1.2941 |
0.05843 |
102 |
79 |
16 |
7 |
2284 |
I was skeptical at first, but it really warms people up. |
1.2941 |
0.04534 |
102 |
72 |
30 |
0 |
2285 |
The sound is great, but it really affects attendance in the Summer. |
1.2941 |
0.04743 |
102 |
73 |
28 |
1 |
2286 |
I’ll call the super. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2287 |
Theologically speaking, you're radiating more heat than light. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2288 |
Remember, you can play only when the temperature outside drops below 55 degrees. |
1.2941 |
0.04534 |
102 |
72 |
30 |
0 |
2289 |
The holy father has ordered us to pipe down. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2290 |
Does it make anything other than hissing sounds? |
1.2941 |
0.04944 |
102 |
74 |
26 |
2 |
2291 |
I was hoping for something more radiant. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2292 |
A little less hissing, please. |
1.2941 |
0.04944 |
102 |
74 |
26 |
2 |
2293 |
Twice on the pipes and God's answer is no. |
1.2941 |
0.06167 |
102 |
81 |
12 |
9 |
2294 |
If you start a-rockin', it'll start a-knockin'! |
1.2941 |
0.05843 |
102 |
79 |
16 |
7 |
2295 |
It's Bach's 'Clanking and Hissing Chorus'. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2296 |
Keep Playing! We need to get the heat up to 72* before tomorrow's service. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2297 |
It's cold in here. Play some Paganini. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2298 |
Can we hook it up to the air conditioner in the summer? |
1.2941 |
0.04944 |
102 |
74 |
26 |
2 |
2299 |
The pipes, the pipes are calling |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2300 |
Let us pray about the heating bill. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2301 |
No, it’s not a con, vicar, it’s a convector. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2302 |
It'll draw in the steampunk crowd. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2303 |
Somehow, to me, your music just radiates . |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2304 |
You say it was stored in the basement all this time? |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2305 |
My sermon on fire and brimstone does not require sound effects. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2306 |
Of course its insufferable in here. We're in The New Yorker. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2307 |
Having trouble warming up? |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2308 |
This is where I "bring on the heat". |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2309 |
I was always good at warming up the crowd before the main act. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2310 |
Don’t worry I’m just warming up |
1.2941 |
0.04743 |
102 |
73 |
28 |
1 |
2311 |
I know you're practicing for Sunday, but there's really no pressure. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2312 |
We'll bring the heat on Sunday! |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2313 |
Hot riff! |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2314 |
Can you play any faster, Father? I'm starting to feel a chill. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2315 |
A bit steamy for church, don’t you think? |
1.2941 |
0.05843 |
102 |
79 |
16 |
7 |
2316 |
I said, "Play it with more conviction" -- not more "convection." |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2317 |
This is all they had to lend us while ours are in the shop. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2318 |
My prayer for something big for the church should have been more precise. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2319 |
On the positive side, we did get free shipping. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2320 |
With the new tariffs this is the best I could do. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2321 |
That's not what I understood "Steampunk Mass" to mean. |
1.2941 |
0.06167 |
102 |
81 |
12 |
9 |
2322 |
Well you're not gonna heat the church with your warm personality |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
2323 |
The plumber will be here at 3 to tune the organ. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
2324 |
I’m just warming up. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2325 |
I told you it was a hot organ, vicar. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
2326 |
We decided to turn up the heat. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
2327 |
I never knew why the music bouncing off of the radiator sounded like it was coming from above. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2328 |
It's weird, I always get chills when you play. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2329 |
I don't think that "Steam Heat" is the right hymn for Sunday's sermon. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2330 |
He hears us, but I want Him to feel us. |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
2331 |
You need to radiate more joy. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2332 |
I know I said the organ needed a 16’ register, but this is not what I meant.” |
1.2929 |
0.06134 |
99 |
78 |
13 |
8 |
2333 |
I thought we could use it as our warm-up act. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2334 |
Do you know the song "Steam Heat"? |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2335 |
You really know how to make the Hallejujah Chorus sizzle and pop. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2336 |
It’s noisy, but it works. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2337 |
The water hammer after the ascending hissing is very impressive. I like it. |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
2338 |
I can play AND let off steam. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2339 |
I agree, it radiates God's love! |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
2340 |
The souls in hell are complaining about your incessant clanging, banging, whistling and gurgling. |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
2341 |
The warm tones are pleasing, but the percussion is truly outstanding! |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
2342 |
Let's hear some hot licks on it. |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
2343 |
I can’t believe what we’re playing for heat this year. |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
2344 |
Handel's Water Music always sounds really hot when played on our organ. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2345 |
What?! I’m just radiating Jesus’s love. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2346 |
This isn't what I meant by "play more radiant music"... |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
2347 |
At least it's not a toaster! |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2348 |
Sorry Larry you have to tone it down... the brethren can't handle the heat. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2349 |
I grew up in the projects. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2350 |
Very impressive, but we aren't buying it unless you can figure out how to tune it. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2351 |
After the overture you are running out of steam |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
2352 |
Are you going to perform or are you just here to let off some steam? |
1.2929 |
0.06134 |
99 |
78 |
13 |
8 |
2353 |
This should certainly light their fire. |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
2354 |
I think calling yourself Father "Steamy" Daniel sounds a little too close. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2355 |
It's a randomized, self-regulating, atonal, arrhythmic, percussive system. We're all getting them. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2356 |
Doug, the sinners sweat enough as it is. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2357 |
On Sunday, play like the devil and make this place hotter than hell. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2358 |
Remind me Father, what hymn turns the heat on again?? |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2359 |
Well, maybe everyone in Bach's congregation wore long johns. |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
2360 |
Positively radiating! |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2361 |
Are you letting off steam? |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2362 |
Play faster, brother. There's another nor'easter coming. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2363 |
When I asked for your music to radiate more warmth, this is NOT what I meant. |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
2364 |
Are you making music or a statement? |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
2365 |
Play something hot and steamy for a change. |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
2366 |
This should address the complaint that church music is cold. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2367 |
What's that clanging sound? |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2368 |
I pray you're just warming up. |
1.2929 |
0.06134 |
99 |
78 |
13 |
8 |
2369 |
I'd suggest avoiding the high notes. |
1.2929 |
0.04597 |
99 |
70 |
29 |
0 |
2370 |
I don't hate how it sounds. I just have to warm up to it. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2371 |
I prefer the stove pipe organ |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
2372 |
WHERE did you say the steam comes from? |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2373 |
Use a hammer. That'll get His attention. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2374 |
So that's steam punk? |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2375 |
To be fair, I did not specify in my prayers of supplication what KIND of pipes would meet our needs. |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
2376 |
I thought steam calliopes went out with showboats. |
1.2929 |
0.05227 |
99 |
73 |
23 |
3 |
2377 |
You might actually burn down the house tonight, Father. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2378 |
I meant that we needed to radiate the word of God! |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2379 |
Should make for a hot time in the old town tonight, Brother! |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
2380 |
The congregation is questioning our utility bill. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2381 |
I don't believe this was what our Lord meant about radiating peace and harmony throughout our church. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2382 |
It's freezing in here, play something hot. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2383 |
I said I wanted the Pipe Organ to look hot; you understand where I'm coming from here Gridley? |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2384 |
Please tell me you’re just warming up. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2385 |
Your rendition of Ode to Joy seems to be leaking. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
2386 |
I doubt this is a sound decision. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2387 |
Water Music again? |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
2388 |
Do you know any gospel songs that require loud bangs? |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2389 |
It was cheaper than replacing the stained glass window. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2390 |
There'll be a hot time in the old mass tonight, my Brother |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2391 |
Birth of the Cool or The Heat Is On? |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2392 |
We have to be careful about overheated organs. |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
2393 |
Find a futon we can collect another $400 a month. |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
2394 |
Whatta you mean, "There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight?" |
1.2903 |
0.04973 |
93 |
67 |
25 |
1 |
2395 |
We should have kept the tracker. |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
2396 |
Can you play, “Clang, clang, clang went the trolley”? |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
2397 |
I just thought our service could use a little more heat. |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
2398 |
You must get this all the time, but you have a great set of pipes! |
1.2903 |
0.04732 |
93 |
66 |
27 |
0 |
2399 |
Pull out all the stops and play it hot! |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
2400 |
When did you add the James Brown songs? |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
2401 |
Father, choral practice is canceled. The organ is over-heating again. |
1.2903 |
0.04973 |
93 |
67 |
25 |
1 |
2402 |
My son, you misunderstood when my I said your music should radiate throughout the church. |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
2403 |
This is what we refer to as 'a donation from hell.' |
1.2900 |
0.05183 |
100 |
74 |
23 |
3 |
2404 |
It's going to be a heated sermon this Sunday.... |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
2405 |
Have you checked the Bach boiler? |
1.2900 |
0.05738 |
100 |
77 |
17 |
6 |
2406 |
If it's too loud, just open the windows. |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
2407 |
Trust me, the music is going to radiate through the whole congregation. |
1.2900 |
0.05183 |
100 |
74 |
23 |
3 |
2408 |
The two-in-one radiator organ has been a god-send for the heating bills |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
2409 |
When you interviewed, you said your playing was radiant. I presumed that was a metaphor. |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
2410 |
I had heard you bring the heat when you play, but... |
1.2900 |
0.05183 |
100 |
74 |
23 |
3 |
2411 |
Steam punk, Father. |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
2412 |
If you play it, they’ll warm to it. |
1.2900 |
0.04984 |
100 |
73 |
25 |
2 |
2413 |
The sound really radiates. |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
2414 |
THIS is what the organ transplant offering was for? |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
2415 |
It may sound a little different, but at least we will be warm this Sunday. |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
2416 |
Well, half of the congregation says that your music really radiates with them, but the other half says that it feels like you are just blowing a lot of hot air. |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
2417 |
It only plays ‘Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.’ |
1.2900 |
0.05183 |
100 |
74 |
23 |
3 |
2418 |
It radiates great sounds! |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
2419 |
There’s that knocking noise again, every time you play E-flat. |
1.2900 |
0.05911 |
100 |
78 |
15 |
7 |
2420 |
The capital campaign fell a bit short again... |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
2421 |
Can you think of any psalms that would befit the Steamfitters Local? |
1.2900 |
0.05738 |
100 |
77 |
17 |
6 |
2422 |
I’ve heard you’ve got some set of pipes. |
1.2900 |
0.05738 |
100 |
77 |
17 |
6 |
2423 |
You asked me to warm-up the choir using the organ. |
1.2900 |
0.05183 |
100 |
74 |
23 |
3 |
2424 |
Do you believe inscrutable are the ways of the pipes, Father Willis? |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
2425 |
we received a complaint from Mars |
1.2900 |
0.05738 |
100 |
77 |
17 |
6 |
2426 |
It's hotter than heaven in here. |
1.2900 |
0.04560 |
100 |
71 |
29 |
0 |
2427 |
Not quite the pipes I expected, Father, but they should keep the church warm. |
1.2900 |
0.05911 |
100 |
78 |
15 |
7 |
2428 |
When you're cool, you're very cool. When you're hot, you're very hot. |
1.2900 |
0.04984 |
100 |
73 |
25 |
2 |
2429 |
The archdiocese suggested congregations in urban areas use something more relatable than fire and brimstone. |
1.2900 |
0.05738 |
100 |
77 |
17 |
6 |
2430 |
The Cardinal is a BIG fan of Mannheim Steamroller. |
1.2900 |
0.04984 |
100 |
73 |
25 |
2 |
2431 |
The millennials are requesting even more heavy metal for this week’s service. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2432 |
If god fails, at least that will warm their hearts. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2433 |
We got it from a cathedral. |
1.2887 |
0.06035 |
97 |
76 |
14 |
7 |
2434 |
Warms the body as well as the soul? Nice. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2435 |
It doesn't work very well but it killed the pigeons. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2436 |
Solar was just too expensive. |
1.2887 |
0.06035 |
97 |
76 |
14 |
7 |
2437 |
Don't play anything that'll get us in hot water. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2438 |
Toccata and Furnace in D Minor |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2439 |
I don't know. I expected more. |
1.2887 |
0.06035 |
97 |
76 |
14 |
7 |
2440 |
Bach has never sounded so warm. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2441 |
It definitely gives your music more warmth. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2442 |
A few minor chords will stop that knocking on heaven's door. |
1.2887 |
0.06035 |
97 |
76 |
14 |
7 |
2443 |
OK, "Onward, Christian Soldiers" and then "Steam Heat". |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2444 |
You don't see many of these nowadays. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2445 |
Good News! Sunday's service is the hottest ticket in town. |
1.2887 |
0.05068 |
97 |
71 |
24 |
2 |
2446 |
Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes, are rusty! |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2447 |
This isn’t what I meant when I suggested the hymns should radiate through the congregation. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2448 |
The Vatican says this is the "hot" new thing that's going to bring the millennials back to the Church. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2449 |
O.K., but it has to back to the rectory by November. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2450 |
Lately prayers and thoughts alone aren’t warming the soul. |
1.2887 |
0.05068 |
97 |
71 |
24 |
2 |
2451 |
We got a twofer! |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2452 |
The tone is off, but it certainly keeps the chapel nice and cozy. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2453 |
We're gonna need a new air conditioner. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2454 |
I used to think Bach has lacked a certain warmth. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2455 |
It was either this or go with energy-efficient stained glass. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2456 |
Great resonance...and the steam keeps the cassocks wrinkle free. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2457 |
The random banging keeps interrupting eulogies. |
1.2887 |
0.05068 |
97 |
71 |
24 |
2 |
2458 |
Feel like taking a break? God wants to dry his shorts. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2459 |
The melody is fine but the humidity may be a bit much. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2460 |
It's organic. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2461 |
Work that right pedal hard, son. You’ll get more sound and cut the heating bill. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2462 |
So this is what the penitent value engineer was referring to in confession last week. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2463 |
The landlord's on his way over with a shim. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2464 |
You’re telling me it’s Hallelujah, but all I’m hearing is a bunch of hot air. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2465 |
Let's open with that last selection - it really radiates warmth. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2466 |
Hey father, how many altar boys do you think you can handcuff to that thing? |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2467 |
It's definitely rad. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2468 |
It's a little hissy, but the bathroom pipes have never sounded better. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2469 |
The organ guy said this would pump out some hot tunes. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2470 |
Every time you mention hellfire they'll feel the blast. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2471 |
A little grandiossssss for this small chapel, don't you think? |
1.2887 |
0.04851 |
97 |
70 |
26 |
1 |
2472 |
You've made your point. I'll get it fixed. |
1.2887 |
0.04851 |
97 |
70 |
26 |
1 |
2473 |
There is still the problem of clanking, but I'm working it into the overture for Sunday. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2474 |
Are we going to have another heated discussion? |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2475 |
Play with a little more steam. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2476 |
When it starts clanking, switch to a major key. |
1.2887 |
0.05068 |
97 |
71 |
24 |
2 |
2477 |
This steampunk thing has gone too far. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2478 |
I think I said you should play with "conviction" that can radiate to warm the souls of the congregation. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2479 |
Now that’s a hot pipe organ Brother! |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2480 |
When I said we needed some "hot music" to bring in youth, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2481 |
I still hear a clanking sound whenever you start. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2482 |
Let's go with "Light My Fire" while we pass the plate. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2483 |
That musical selection will be the perfect companion piece to my "Hell Is A Burning Furnace" sermon!! |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2484 |
Play another one from Miles Davis' LP "Steamin'." |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2485 |
It's my take on Hot Yoga...I call it Hot Gospel |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2486 |
Just hit it a few times and you can usually get something out of it. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2487 |
So you don’t really care for music do you? |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2488 |
Good idea, organists are cheaper than natural gas. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2489 |
When you hit the high C, the place really heats up |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2490 |
Do you know, “Too Darn Hot”? |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2491 |
"The steamfitter called. He'll be here in an hour to tune the organ". |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2492 |
I didn't really like it much at first, but I think I'll warm up to the idea. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2493 |
And now for Bach’s lesser known masterpiece, ‘Forced Air on a G String.’ |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2494 |
If cleaning the pipes don't work we can try an exorcism. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2495 |
Are you warmed up? |
1.2887 |
0.04851 |
97 |
70 |
26 |
1 |
2496 |
I can live with the whistling but the clanging...Jesus Christ! |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2497 |
Someday we’ll replace it with forced air, but I will miss its warm sound. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2498 |
They sound much warmer than the old ones. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2499 |
I am still not clear on our Organ Donation Program. Are we for real or just blowing off steam? |
1.2887 |
0.06035 |
97 |
76 |
14 |
7 |
2500 |
Are you finished warming up yet? |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2501 |
The D-Minor Toccata and Fugue should really warm this place up |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2502 |
Don't bother warming up this time |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2503 |
Amazing what can be done with just clangs, bangs and hissing sounds. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2504 |
When I said, we need to turn up the heat, I didn't mean this!! |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2505 |
Efficiency brilliance, Brother Thomas, but we’ll need heat at times in addition to Sunday morning between 10 and 11 |
1.2887 |
0.04851 |
97 |
70 |
26 |
1 |
2506 |
No, Danny Boy- those pipes are not calling me! |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2507 |
Turn down the heat! It's hot as hell in here. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2508 |
No, you have to push the "clank" pedal first. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2509 |
The cathedral had to be winterized and we were short on funds. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2510 |
Is that a radiator on your organ - or are you just glad to see me? |
1.2887 |
0.06211 |
97 |
77 |
12 |
8 |
2511 |
I remember when it advertised Al’s Heating & Plumbing. |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2512 |
They laughed at Robert Fulton, too. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2513 |
A steam organ I presume. |
1.2871 |
0.05328 |
101 |
76 |
21 |
4 |
2514 |
Do you know "Steam Heat" by the Pointer Sisters? |
1.2871 |
0.05328 |
101 |
76 |
21 |
4 |
2515 |
The Bishop likes his music hot. I'd suggest either Stan Kenton or Brubeck. |
1.2871 |
0.05328 |
101 |
76 |
21 |
4 |
2516 |
Air bubble on the G string. |
1.2871 |
0.05688 |
101 |
78 |
17 |
6 |
2517 |
It's also solved our heating problem. |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2518 |
Yes, this new heater should do the job for us. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
91 |
66 |
24 |
1 |
2519 |
You might not agree, but Somebody thinks playing "Heat Wave" is sacrilege. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
2520 |
The choir is requesting a hot gospel number. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2521 |
If it starts clanking pull out all the stops. |
1.2857 |
0.05618 |
98 |
75 |
18 |
5 |
2522 |
Too steamy for church? |
1.2857 |
0.05025 |
98 |
72 |
24 |
2 |
2523 |
Yes, but technically it is still a noisy radiator. |
1.2857 |
0.05427 |
98 |
74 |
20 |
4 |
2524 |
You're hitting some hot notes today Brother! |
1.2857 |
0.06154 |
98 |
78 |
12 |
8 |
2525 |
Are you sure that getting a steam organ was such a good idea? |
1.2857 |
0.05802 |
98 |
76 |
16 |
6 |
2526 |
When you said you operated on organ transplants, I imagined something quite different. |
1.2857 |
0.05230 |
98 |
73 |
22 |
3 |
2527 |
Yes, we probably should bleed the air out of the pipes before the concert. |
1.2857 |
0.05230 |
98 |
73 |
22 |
3 |
2528 |
I’ve been informed by the downstairs rectory that your organ is leaking. |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
2529 |
I do regret accepting one of Gulliver’s parting gifts. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2530 |
Can you play the bang, click and clang in any key? |
1.2842 |
0.04887 |
95 |
69 |
25 |
1 |
2531 |
We prefer to get our hot air from the pulpit. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2532 |
piano powered heat is the new solar panel |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2533 |
Never mind the sound...it’s free heat |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2534 |
Ok, hiss and clank is close enough for the sturm und drang |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2535 |
I think the hissing and the knocking add a certain warmth. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2536 |
Oh whew...for a second there I thought I was getting a hot flash |
1.2842 |
0.04887 |
95 |
69 |
25 |
1 |
2537 |
Your playing still leaves me cold. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2538 |
Can you play it with less clanging? |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2539 |
That's not what I meant By "Find something so we could help Sister Nita warm her buns." |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2540 |
These new organs are great. You can play them without warming up. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2541 |
Well done. It may also warm the soul. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2542 |
Yes, the sound radiates, but it’s tacky as hell! |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2543 |
Can you play some cool jazz on that thing, or are you limited to hot swing? |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2544 |
‘Your pipes still rattle.” |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2545 |
Some of the parishioners feel that your music is becoming too steamy. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
2546 |
When His Holiness said "Bring the heat," I don't think this is what he had in mind. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
2547 |
Are you willing to take a "winter only" contract? |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2548 |
Hmmm. This Sunday, play something hot. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2549 |
I begin to see why attendance is down in the summer. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2550 |
This is how I let off a little steam, Brother Sebastian. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2551 |
Okay, just play me a few bars. I'm starting to warm to it. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2552 |
Pretty hot postlude, but what do we do in July? |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2553 |
If you drain it, that might fix the knocking during the Ave Maria. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2554 |
Attendance is way up since your music got hot. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2555 |
We couldn't afford to repair the old organ, but this multi-function unit was free with our new furnace. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2556 |
Amen, bring the heat brother! |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2557 |
I see you've added a percussion stop. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2558 |
Just warming up |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2559 |
Tell me again about summer time. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2560 |
You thought there would be no music in Hell. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2561 |
They said my music wasn't hot enough. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2562 |
I told the deacon we wanted to play "Gift of Finest Wheat," but his hearing isn't what it used to be. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
2563 |
I know this song, but I can't put my finger on it. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2564 |
We only use it in the winter. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2565 |
We found it exudes the warmth of sacred music...... |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2566 |
What do you mean it can't play cool jazz? |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2567 |
Do you know 'Steam Heat'? |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2568 |
Don't you know anything other than "Steam Heat?" |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2569 |
Do you know Jesu, joy of Man’s Perspiring ? |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2570 |
Improvising again, I see. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2571 |
Con Edison says the clanking will stop after a few chord progressions. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2572 |
Stop playing so hard. It’s warm enough in here. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2573 |
Can you play, The Heat is On? |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
2574 |
Call the super. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2575 |
Yes, it is a seasonal job |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2576 |
The archbishop finds it too steamy. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2577 |
Its all about the bass.. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2578 |
As long as it's in tune, fine. |
1.2842 |
0.04887 |
95 |
69 |
25 |
1 |
2579 |
Yes, Post Modernism is all very well in its place, but I still go for the Neo Classics |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2580 |
Try that banging noise in A. God works in mysterious ways. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2581 |
Play me a hymn that really radiates. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2582 |
The sound is radiating very well. |
1.2842 |
0.04887 |
95 |
69 |
25 |
1 |
2583 |
Do you think maybe He said 'meter' instead of 'heater'? |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2584 |
Are you ill, brother? Did you pray for an organ transplant? |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2585 |
if you can't stand the heat, then get off the organ ! |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2586 |
I know it keeps the bellows dry, but the banging and hissing during the sermon raises doubt about just who we're worshipping. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2587 |
Bach never sounded so metallic. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2588 |
Christ Fred, I thought we agreed on the silver one with the bellows. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2589 |
You're getting warmer. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2590 |
As God is my witness, I'll never be cold again! |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2591 |
Going to Burning Man again this year? |
1.2842 |
0.06109 |
95 |
75 |
13 |
7 |
2592 |
That is hot. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2593 |
Does it sound a little tinny to you? |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2594 |
Nice try, Satan |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2595 |
Yes, and they have forced hot air in the pulpit. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2596 |
I'm still not convinced Tom Waits was the best choice as our new music director. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2597 |
Just preparing the congregation for your fire and brimstone sermon |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2598 |
Does it play anything besides "Steam Heat?" |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2599 |
Can you believe we bought it one day before the tariffs? |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2600 |
Well, when you said we needed to change the pipes, I didn't know you were talking about the organ! |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2601 |
But father, I thought you wanted the Lord's word to radiate through these halls. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2602 |
Was this one out of Thump Flat or Clang Sharp? |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2603 |
We'll need to take up a second collection for the heating bill. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2604 |
I know the parishioners said the music wasn't hot enough, but... |
1.2842 |
0.04887 |
95 |
69 |
25 |
1 |
2605 |
Well this should heat up the service a bit. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2606 |
THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN GO ON TOUR WITH THIS. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2607 |
Plan on blowing off some steam at the next service? |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2608 |
You understand I don't want the congregation to get too steamed up. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
2609 |
Let's really turn up the heat on the last hymn this week! |
1.2842 |
0.06109 |
95 |
75 |
13 |
7 |
2610 |
I trained on a steam calliope |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2611 |
It's okay for now, but what about in July? |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2612 |
Let’s pray it ends the exodus to those Burning Man sweat lodge ceremonies. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2613 |
I'll sing "Steam Heat" if you play it in Bb. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2614 |
There is a certain radiant quality to this new organ. |
1.2842 |
0.04887 |
95 |
69 |
25 |
1 |
2615 |
Maybe it will work if you bang on the keys. |
1.2842 |
0.04887 |
95 |
69 |
25 |
1 |
2616 |
Some like it hot, padre... |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2617 |
Finally you can channel your angst by playing off some steam. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2618 |
You play some hot pipes, but there's still that pesky rattle. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2619 |
I think that music is a little too hot for a church..... |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2620 |
I suppose we should turn up the heat on the sinners. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2621 |
Try jazz. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2622 |
Thou shalt not overheat the sopranos! |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2623 |
Keep it a secret until we apply for a patent. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2624 |
Would a ten-foot wind turbine work for the summer months? |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2625 |
This Sunday's playlist is really hot! |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2626 |
Father Paul was a bit steamed by your rendition of 'House of the Rising Son'. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2627 |
Frankly I'd prefer it in a lower register. |
1.2842 |
0.04887 |
95 |
69 |
25 |
1 |
2628 |
It's a low-tech solution, but it works. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2629 |
There's nothing wrong with it. This particular model not only needs a tuning. It also requires a thorough bleeding. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2630 |
Do you think this will finally capture His radiance? |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2631 |
It's so loud we have to crack a window. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
2632 |
Don't blame your instrument. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2633 |
Your music does warm the soul. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
2634 |
I can't play any cool jazz. |
1.2842 |
0.06109 |
95 |
75 |
13 |
7 |
2635 |
I've always liked improv. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
2636 |
Is this what you meant when you said "Trust me, it radiates?" |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2637 |
Stop! The Holy Water is boiling. |
1.2842 |
0.06109 |
95 |
75 |
13 |
7 |
2638 |
I always knew you were full of hot air. |
1.2828 |
0.05568 |
99 |
76 |
18 |
5 |
2639 |
This is not what we meant when we said to get new pipes. |
1.2828 |
0.05380 |
99 |
75 |
20 |
4 |
2640 |
Call the super, maybe he can do something about it |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2641 |
I specifically told them that it was for the 'RADIANCE of God's Glory', but I think they didn't hear me correctly. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
2642 |
That's got quite an upper register. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2643 |
IT DOES SEEM TO PRODUCE A WARMER TONE THAN THE OLD PIPES WE THREW OUT. |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
2644 |
Patience. Even King David debuted as a warm-up act. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2645 |
I hate to tell you, but a steam calliope is not as good as an organ. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2646 |
It was a decision between ... having heat ... or having music ... |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2647 |
Call it 'The Shape of Water'. That's really hot right now. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2648 |
It will help you let off a little steam. . . |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2649 |
It's just not that cold. If they bang on the pipes again, play "Simple Gifts. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2650 |
we’ll need 3 refrains today Jim, it’s cold out there |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2651 |
It's got to go; it's not even an octave. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2652 |
Budget cuts |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2653 |
Actually, I said the theme was radiance. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2654 |
What exactly do they want? First they complain they can't hear...and now they complain it's too hot? |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2655 |
That song gives me chills. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2656 |
You simply radiate with joy! |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2657 |
The decorator recommended warmer tones. |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
2658 |
You'll find our hot-water system compatible with the hot-air behind the pulpit. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2659 |
Play na na na na hey hey . |
1.2826 |
0.06434 |
92 |
74 |
10 |
8 |
2660 |
Just sounds like banging to me. |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
2661 |
Are you just getting warmed up? |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2662 |
But just think how much we’ll save in our heating bill! |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2663 |
The knocks keep the beat. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2664 |
Now we can at least control the clanging |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2665 |
Let the banging begin. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2666 |
Now they'll really feel the warmth of the Lord." |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2667 |
Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipe are calling.... |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2668 |
Do you live in the apartment above me? |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2669 |
We are going to boil the Hell out of that Holy water. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2670 |
It sounds a bit off today. I better call the plumber. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2671 |
You might say I transposed it from a flat. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2672 |
Even priests have to let out a little steam once in a while. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2673 |
Oh, Danny, boy, the pipes... the pipes... are clanking... get 'em fixed! |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2674 |
That's fine for right now, but what will we do for music come summer? |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2675 |
This is terrific! The steam coming off your pipes combined with the hot air coming off the pulpit should keep the congregation nice and comfy! |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2676 |
“Who is the chair of our fund raising committee? |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2677 |
Well Father, I was thinking we could turn up the heat on a few of our hymns. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2678 |
Father Mike says he wants to put us on the map, and worlds biggest organ was already taken. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2679 |
That's a pretty rad organ you've got there. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2680 |
Let’s take it up to 79 degrees. |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
2681 |
I know, but parishioners insisted our music selections be warmer. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2682 |
We were thinking of a sound somewhat less radiant. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2683 |
I'm not sure if Extreme Heat is the best message for us to be sending. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2684 |
“Looks like we are finally getting some real heat for our hypocrisy”. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
2685 |
Heat's out. Better jazz it up. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2686 |
Is it me, or is it a little hot in here? |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2687 |
No Gary, I said we need more spiritual healing. (healing in italics) |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2688 |
I really liked your rendition of 'Knock Three Times.' |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2689 |
If He turned water into wine, I don't see any reason you can't make this thing sound good. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2690 |
Yes, father, it radiates good vibes |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2691 |
It's a hot new release. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2692 |
Found it on Amazon. It's the latest HeatPump Organ. Got Bluetooth, WiFi and heats up the church when you play RUSH's Closer To The Heart. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2693 |
Once more, from the top. But this time, bring the heat! |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2694 |
Very impressive, but not quite what one means by His Radiance. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2695 |
It makes the music radiate throughout the building. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2696 |
No, the hymn music doesn't seem any warmer to me. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2697 |
Play something that radiates with God. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2698 |
You are going to have to add a lot of holy water in there. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2699 |
So what if I encouraged the altar boys to come play with “the hottest organ in all of Christendom?” |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2700 |
The sound is a bit off but it's nice and warm in here now. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2701 |
It hasn't been this hot in here since that Spotlight investigation. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2702 |
Can you play "Steamway to Heaven"? |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2703 |
Pastor, I decided to pull out all the stops. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2704 |
Every time I play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor it gets terribly hot in here! |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2705 |
I figure the heat from hell added to the sound from hell ought to scare a few souls straight. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2706 |
God is the star. You're just here to warm up the crowd. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2707 |
What? It fits with the rest of the relics around here. |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
2708 |
Oh, I thought the banging noise was part of your performance. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2709 |
The bishop's decided to put the fires of hell to good use. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2710 |
Great work! Confessions are up. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2711 |
I'm just not sure this is what the Cardinal meant when he told us to warm up the service. |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
2712 |
Yes, I know you said "Big steam pipes", but you might have misunderstood. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2713 |
The tonal quality is excellent but it's getting warm in here. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2714 |
I think we need more hissing and less clanking. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2715 |
More hot air from the church. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2716 |
It steamingly radiates a lot of warmth. The old plumber was a massive organ donor. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2717 |
I always like that the weeks I discuss hell the volume goes up! |
1.2812 |
0.05678 |
96 |
74 |
17 |
5 |
2718 |
The Vadican called...they want you to turn it down to 70 degrees. |
1.2812 |
0.05678 |
96 |
74 |
17 |
5 |
2719 |
It's been cold in the pews lately; try playing a little faster. |
1.2812 |
0.05066 |
96 |
71 |
23 |
2 |
2720 |
God dammit. |
1.2812 |
0.06052 |
96 |
76 |
13 |
7 |
2721 |
I realize it sounds clanky, but we have to compete with hot yoga. |
1.2812 |
0.05066 |
96 |
71 |
23 |
2 |
2722 |
And the Lord said "Let there be pipes." |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2723 |
Its a pre-war church |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2724 |
You need to be more specific with your next prayer. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2725 |
I simply told the pastor he needed to radiate more energy in his sermons and he replaced my organ with this damn thing. |
1.2796 |
0.05993 |
93 |
73 |
14 |
6 |
2726 |
Let's crank up the heat on the prelude this morning. |
1.2796 |
0.05154 |
93 |
69 |
22 |
2 |
2727 |
It's like the minister; a horrible sound and a lot of hot air. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2728 |
Turns out that the organ rebuilder is actually a plumber. |
1.2796 |
0.04922 |
93 |
68 |
24 |
1 |
2729 |
The bishop said your organ is getting the parishioners too hot. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2730 |
your plumber`s pipe dream does not a pipe organ make. |
1.2796 |
0.05376 |
93 |
70 |
20 |
3 |
2731 |
Is it just me or is it hot in here? |
1.2796 |
0.05993 |
93 |
73 |
14 |
6 |
2732 |
Let's hear '' Knocking on Heavens Door''. |
1.2796 |
0.06185 |
93 |
74 |
12 |
7 |
2733 |
It was cheaper than a sub-woofer. |
1.2796 |
0.05376 |
93 |
70 |
20 |
3 |
2734 |
The organ transplant’s a success! |
1.2796 |
0.05376 |
93 |
70 |
20 |
3 |
2735 |
Play me a hot tune. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2736 |
I prayed that I could play like The Radiators. |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
2737 |
My child, that's one way to let off a little steam. |
1.2796 |
0.05154 |
93 |
69 |
22 |
2 |
2738 |
When you're done blowing off steam, then what? |
1.2796 |
0.04922 |
93 |
68 |
24 |
1 |
2739 |
You'll warm up to it. |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
2740 |
I like show tunes as much as the next man, but the Mass was on "Heaven or Hell." Your arrangement of "It's Too Darn Hot" seemed overboard. |
1.2796 |
0.05376 |
93 |
70 |
20 |
3 |
2741 |
It's cold. Can you pull another stop? |
1.2796 |
0.05376 |
93 |
70 |
20 |
3 |
2742 |
Its sounding flat, I'll get the wrench. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2743 |
We're going to have to convert the stain glass to solar panels next quarter, the savings are ungodly. |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
2744 |
Play some higher notes, it’s freezing in here. |
1.2796 |
0.05376 |
93 |
70 |
20 |
3 |
2745 |
It looked smaller on Amazon. I thought it was a heater. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2746 |
I was speaking figuratively when I said we should sweat a few more dollars out of the congregation, Father. |
1.2796 |
0.05993 |
93 |
73 |
14 |
6 |
2747 |
God told me to radiate his message! |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2748 |
Satan would be jealous. |
1.2796 |
0.05376 |
93 |
70 |
20 |
3 |
2749 |
I just got a heating bill from Satan. Know anything about that? |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |