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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 The hard part was transposing from C major to Fahrenheit. 1.9250 0.01220 4280 1535 1531 1214
1 It's for when hell freezes over. 1.8977 0.01168 4616 1714 1660 1242
2 We need to screen our organ donors more closely. 1.8726 0.01146 4857 1898 1680 1279
3 Have you tried banging on it? 1.8380 0.01282 3617 1416 1371 830
4 Is it too hot to Handel? 1.8362 0.01609 2442 1004 834 604
5 The last guy played beautifully, but he couldn't handle the pressure. 1.8340 0.01069 4862 1821 2027 1014
6 No. I said streaming music. 1.8273 0.01171 4477 1826 1598 1053
7 When I get to that part where I talk about Hell turn it all the way up' 1.8150 0.01593 2443 1025 845 573
8 You're right. It has a warmer sound. 1.8134 0.01267 3350 1271 1433 646
9 The hissing is coming from the congregation. 1.8110 0.01193 4345 1832 1502 1011
10 Too hot to Handel. 1.8010 0.01262 3860 1646 1336 878
11 With our budget it was either heat or music, until I had a vision. 1.7856 0.01224 3872 1627 1448 797
12 The man upstairs is complaining. 1.7623 0.02399 1098 508 343 247
13 Exactly who did you call to fix the pipes? 1.7618 0.01592 2313 1019 826 468
14 It's right out of the Old Tenement. 1.7617 0.01299 3639 1654 1198 787
15 All the other organists are going solar. 1.7528 0.01159 4171 1811 1580 780
16 It has a nice warm sound to it 1.7505 0.02321 938 383 406 149
17 I see the radiator's baroque again. 1.7451 0.01304 3574 1658 1169 747
18 We won’t be needing you from May to October. 1.7187 0.01307 3143 1410 1207 526
19 In December, it seemed like such a great idea. 1.7152 0.01499 2170 926 936 308
20 If it gets cold in here, pull out all the stops. 1.7139 0.01285 3258 1476 1238 544
21 The tuner is on his way, but the plumber can’t make it until Tuesday. 1.7106 0.01295 3093 1379 1230 484
22 When I get to the part about damnation and hell - turn up the heat. 1.7099 0.01249 3612 1694 1272 646
23 Sorry for disturbing you Father - I was just letting off some steam. 1.7081 0.02121 1230 572 445 213
24 The plumber was an organ donor. 1.7069 0.01273 3766 1862 1146 758
25 Every once in a while I just play to let off a little steam. 1.6994 0.01369 2831 1304 1074 453
26 You're right, it does have a warmer tone. 1.6947 0.01338 2820 1273 1135 412
27 Done warming up? 1.6934 0.01583 2042 931 806 305
28 Sunday's bulletin will recognize the generous contribution of Plumbers Union Local 75. 1.6926 0.01295 3256 1543 1171 542
29 Can you take a break? It’s hotter than hell in here. 1.6921 0.01685 2059 1016 661 382
30 I said I wanted something 'radiant in E flat', not the 'radiator from Flat E' 1.6894 0.01696 2041 1014 647 380
31 The landlord works in mysterious ways. 1.6827 0.01479 2606 1287 859 460
32 I know it looks weird, but we can heat the whole building with one good Bach Aria. 1.6795 0.01689 1875 898 680 297
33 You said you could play anything. 1.6790 0.01468 2452 1167 905 380
34 Your performance tonight was radiant. 1.6713 0.01477 2434 1177 880 377
35 Not what I meant when I said your job was to warm up the congregation. 1.6687 0.01459 2421 1157 909 355
36 We should have been suspicious when there was no photo on eBay. 1.6682 0.01498 2387 1166 847 374
37 The parishioners were complaining that the music left them cold. 1.6667 0.01726 1737 835 646 256
38 Next time I'll be more specific when I pray for an organ transplant. 1.6653 0.01565 2387 1231 724 432
39 Can you not play the organ when I’m taking a shower? 1.6650 0.01529 2430 1233 778 419
40 Plays much better since I filled it with holy water 1.6585 0.01550 2252 1125 771 356
41 And they said the radiator organ was just a pipe dream. 1.6555 0.01869 1617 831 512 274
42 You play with great convection. 1.6551 0.01732 1847 940 604 303
43 Nice set of pipes. 1.6551 0.01479 2392 1180 857 355
44 I start out slow, but I build up steam. 1.6543 0.01338 2786 1342 1065 379
45 Hot air is reserved for the pulpit, son. 1.6528 0.01775 1757 897 573 287
46 You play with such convection. 1.6410 0.01570 2173 1112 729 332
47 Sounds like heavy metal... 1.6408 0.01820 1662 863 533 266
48 For some reason, it’s only loud at 3:00 AM. 1.6391 0.01779 1679 858 569 252
49 Gives me a chance to let off a little steam when I play. 1.6378 0.01539 2112 1049 779 284
50 Did you or did you NOT offer to show Sister Margaret your huge organ? 1.6277 0.01912 1601 877 443 281
51 I’ve never bought anything on Amazon before 1.6264 0.01737 1788 941 574 273
52 The sound really radiates. 1.6262 0.01661 1811 917 654 240
53 When Easter lands on April Fool's Day, God simply can't help Himself. 1.6254 0.01821 1783 986 479 318
54 We’ve had a complaint from The Man upstairs. 1.6251 0.01771 1755 935 543 277
55 In winter it practically plays itself. 1.6200 0.01735 1642 836 594 212
56 Play something in Celsius minor. 1.6166 0.01670 1526 729 653 144
57 Radiant, Father John. Absolutely radiant. 1.6145 0.01872 1489 786 491 212
58 I’ m afraid it’s getting too hot for Handel. 1.6138 0.01885 1476 782 482 212
59 I know it's been a terrible mix-up, but if you stop playing, we'll freeze. 1.6128 0.01807 1441 726 547 168
60 Are you sure that’s the right register? 1.6125 0.01824 1476 759 530 187
61 It looks Unitarian. 1.6107 0.01946 1341 703 457 181
62 Have you tried just hitting it with a hammer? 1.6066 0.01924 1337 697 469 171
63 We think it has a nice, warm sound. 1.6024 0.01905 1275 649 484 142
64 You’re right. The organ donor wasn’t a perfect match. 1.5995 0.02155 1191 663 342 186
65 I play mostly to let off steam. 1.5992 0.02099 1205 658 372 175
66 I can't control the volume, the only thing I can do is open the windows. 1.5968 0.02205 1111 614 331 166
67 We both know I said 'Apostle Peter,' not 'colossal heater.' 1.5940 0.02169 1106 603 349 154
68 Well, if it's not baroque, don't fix it. 1.5933 0.02106 1126 603 378 145
69 In the summer we just use the piano. 1.5922 0.02046 1123 586 409 128
70 Now the hot air won't just be coming from the pulpit. 1.5901 0.02109 1076 568 381 127
71 We'll be the hottest church in town. 1.5897 0.02146 1070 573 363 134
72 Warming up? 1.5896 0.02098 1072 563 386 123
73 It knocks at B-flat. 1.5890 0.02160 1056 566 358 132
74 Who was the organ donor? 1.5879 0.02098 1058 554 386 118
75 Play Number 73 during the day, and 68 at night. 1.5866 0.02209 1028 558 337 133
76 You think that’s something...the baptismal font flushes. 1.5864 0.02290 1013 565 302 146
77 We got it from an organ donor. 1.5859 0.02357 995 566 275 154
78 It definitely gives the music a warmer tone. 1.5851 0.02186 1005 536 350 119
79 You were right. We shouldn't have combined the facilities committee with the worship committee. 1.5849 0.02265 995 546 316 133
80 I come here Sundays just to let off steam. 1.5846 0.02293 910 485 318 107
81 It’s from a large organ donor. 1.5800 0.02488 912 529 237 146
82 It's not easy to find someone who can still play one of these. 1.5757 0.02291 839 438 319 82
83 Mostly I play to let off a little steam. 1.5744 0.02285 867 459 318 90
84 I think it's clang hiss hiss clang, not clang clang hiss clang. 1.5732 0.02470 867 493 251 123
85 The President still thinks his organ is bigger than yours. 1.5728 0.02388 845 461 284 100
86 I agree it needs tuning. I'll call the plumber. 1.5726 0.02245 854 444 331 79
87 This explains why I hear Bach when I turn up the thermostat. 1.5723 0.02361 858 467 291 100
88 Play louder. It's cold in here. 1.5721 0.02248 846 439 330 77
89 The plumber's union is really strong in this diocese. 1.5718 0.02246 850 442 330 78
90 Donald Trump is President and you're asking me to explain THIS? 1.5713 0.02714 814 493 177 144
91 Are you sure it's "A Mighty Furnace is Our God"? 1.5697 0.02505 804 450 250 104
92 Are you rehearsing, or just letting off steam? 1.5692 0.02286 817 426 317 74
93 We couldn't find an organ donor? 1.5681 0.02418 815 446 275 94
94 It's cold in here. Pull out all the stops. 1.5677 0.02540 805 458 237 110
95 I said play with "humility", not "humidity". 1.5671 0.02440 797 436 270 91
96 Nothing too steamy. 1.5668 0.02405 801 434 280 87
97 I find that playing the organ is a good way to let off some steam. 1.5662 0.02482 793 440 257 96
98 Play faster. It's still cold in the vestibule. 1.5662 0.02492 786 436 255 95
99 Oh, I always come in early to warm up. 1.5657 0.02510 792 444 248 100
100 Keep it down to mezzo forte. The wallpaper is starting to peel. 1.5648 0.02322 749 385 305 59
101 I once was cold, but now am warm. 1.5646 0.02321 774 403 305 66
102 Yeah it sounds nice now, but you should have heard the racket it made around 3am. 1.5636 0.02480 763 418 260 85
103 I'm just getting warmed up. 1.5634 0.02333 765 399 301 65
104 This thing is making my psalms too sweaty 1.5630 0.02405 762 407 281 74
105 Play some scales. I’m freezing. 1.5627 0.02568 750 421 236 93
106 We're gonna take a lot of heat for this, aren't we? 1.5601 0.02631 732 417 220 95
107 It has a much warmer sound than the old pipes. 1.5601 0.02238 741 372 323 46
108 That was radiant. 1.5596 0.02551 738 411 241 86
109 This piece is based on stories from the old tenement. 1.5596 0.02705 738 433 197 108
110 Sounds fine, but it's hot as hell in here. 1.5591 0.02570 728 406 237 85
111 Sounds like heaven. Feels like hell. 1.5585 0.02505 718 390 255 73
112 Let’s conclude the service with ‘Jesu, Joy of Man’s Perspiring.’ 1.5563 0.02526 710 388 249 73
113 It has a six octave range and puts out 25,000 B.T.U.'s 1.5559 0.02396 707 370 281 56
114 Would you please stop playing with the thermostat? 1.5552 0.02585 697 386 235 76
115 Actually the occasional banging kept them awake. 1.5551 0.02441 699 370 270 59
116 It warms the soul and also the first three pews 1.5548 0.02561 694 381 241 72
117 I hope you saved the receipt 1.5548 0.02305 694 351 301 42
118 I'm sorry, Joe, but the super says he can't turn it on til October. 1.5531 0.02512 678 364 253 61
119 May I suggest, "A Mighty Furnace is Our God?" 1.5526 0.02822 646 375 185 86
120 The sound certainly radiates. 1.5523 0.02475 679 361 261 57
121 Well, you said you wanted a warmer sound. 1.5520 0.02675 663 372 216 75
122 Just letting off some steam, Father. 1.5508 0.02519 659 352 251 56
123 Our most generous parishioner is a heating contractor. 1.5507 0.02449 661 346 266 49
124 Did you keep the box from Amazon? 1.5502 0.02503 658 350 254 54
125 Who exactly did you call to change the pipes? 1.5496 0.02768 655 378 194 83
126 We're letting you go for the summer 1.5470 0.02606 638 348 231 59
127 It does radiate a certain warmth. 1.5464 0.02450 646 338 263 45
128 You play the air conditioner too, right? 1.5444 0.02602 630 343 231 56
129 Try banging on the pipes. 1.5444 0.02779 619 353 195 71
130 Another beautiful performance, Greg. I was just wondering... is the banging part of the hymn, or should I call the super? 1.5426 0.02560 610 325 239 46
131 Frankly, we're not big on heavy metal around here 1.5409 0.02869 599 348 178 73
132 We should switch to the piano for the summer. 1.5399 0.02945 589 348 164 77
133 ...So, exactly how long do you need to warm up? 1.5392 0.02633 586 316 224 46
134 When I get to the part about hellfire and damnation, let her rip. 1.5391 0.02559 588 311 237 40
135 Next time you pray for pipes be more specific. 1.5379 0.02671 567 306 217 44
136 Great set of pipes 1.5370 0.02475 568 291 249 28
137 The Salvation Army. Why do you ask? 1.5357 0.04716 252 156 57 39
138 Still warming up? 1.5356 0.02388 562 281 261 20
139 Well, Brother, some like it hot. 1.5355 0.02646 564 303 220 41
140 We're giving you the summer off. 1.5355 0.02658 564 304 218 42
141 Sounded great until someone flushed a toilet. 1.5355 0.02950 564 330 166 68
142 It can play "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" by itself. 1.5353 0.02984 566 335 159 72
143 You said you wanted a sound that radiates 1.5345 0.02849 565 322 184 59
144 Sounds great but it's hotter than hell in here. 1.5343 0.02642 554 296 220 38
145 We’re gonna need more holy water. 1.5341 0.02749 558 308 202 48
146 Somehow it always sounds better in the winter. 1.5336 0.02614 551 292 224 35
147 I’d describe its sound as radiant 1.5322 0.03091 543 327 143 73
148 Ok, but if that thing breaks you're in hot water. 1.5322 0.03069 543 325 147 71
149 Just give me a minute to warm up. 1.5321 0.02710 545 296 208 41
150 How much cheaper? 1.5321 0.02783 545 302 196 47
151 We'll need you to come in and play twice a day in the winter. 1.5316 0.02496 538 275 240 23
152 Let me guess. You still need a few more hours to warm up? 1.5314 0.02386 542 270 256 16
153 Pipe Organ repair is a dying trade... we had to go with AtoZ Plumbing. 1.5294 0.02999 527 307 161 59
154 The landlord works in mysterious ways. 1.5292 0.03041 531 314 153 64
155 It does radiate a warm, lovely tone. 1.5292 0.02759 531 291 199 41
156 They're hell to tune. 1.5288 0.02839 520 289 187 44
157 It may not be pretty but it cut our heating in half. 1.5286 0.02963 524 302 167 55
158 Well, at least the hot air won't only be coming from the pulpit. 1.5285 0.02868 526 296 182 48
159 It's a great way to let off some steam. 1.5285 0.02942 526 302 170 54
160 Do we call a plumber when it needs to be tuned? 1.5278 0.02849 521 291 185 45
161 Letting off a little steam I see 1.5271 0.03022 516 301 158 57
162 Do I have time to warm up first? 1.5262 0.03001 515 299 161 55
163 This time with a little more humidity. 1.5254 0.03064 512 302 151 59
164 The Monsignor misunderstood your request for heavy metal. 1.5250 0.02688 501 266 207 28
165 We should have been more specific about fixing the pipes. 1.5240 0.02961 500 285 168 47
166 I thought the tone would be warmer. 1.5239 0.02532 502 257 227 18
167 You couldn't have just prayed for a sweater? 1.5238 0.02707 504 270 204 30
168 'Remind me not to order anything online.' 1.5230 0.03262 499 308 121 70
169 "Steam punk. I like it. 1.5224 0.02586 490 253 218 19
170 Given how much hot water we're in, it just made sense. 1.5216 0.03164 485 289 139 57
171 Sometimes I think it was a mistake to merge the music and heating funds. 1.5216 0.02792 485 263 191 31
172 Let’s see if hell freezes over now! 1.5215 0.02747 489 263 197 29
173 "Were those windows always mosaics? 1.5214 0.03055 491 286 154 51
174 That explains why it's hotter than hell in here. 1.5207 0.02931 484 272 172 40
175 Craigslist? 1.5206 0.02758 486 262 195 29
176 Because he's also our landlord and savior. 1.5205 0.03216 488 296 130 62
177 Do you know anything besides the knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door? 1.5198 0.03251 481 293 126 62
178 Did you keep the receipt? 1.5198 0.03157 481 286 140 55
179 God doesn't like heavy metal. 1.5197 0.03241 483 294 127 62
180 Five more minutes? I’m just getting warmed up! 1.5188 0.02963 480 272 167 41
181 With everybody sweating, it's getting harder to tell who the sinners are. 1.5188 0.03021 480 276 159 45
182 Radiant! 1.5179 0.03172 475 283 138 54
183 Just my way of letting off steam. 1.5169 0.02731 472 252 196 24
184 It really does have a warm sound. 1.5152 0.02631 462 240 206 16
185 ...and twice on the pipes if the answer is no. 1.5152 0.02770 462 248 190 24
186 If it breaks down again we're both going to be in hot water. 1.5152 0.03195 462 275 136 51
187 It was a bequest from a prominent heating contractor. 1.5134 0.02508 448 225 216 7
188 Is it just me or is it hot as hell in here ? 1.5132 0.03176 454 268 139 47
189 Impressive, but a bit too steamy for the Church. 1.5131 0.02496 458 231 219 8
190 Pardon me, but isn't it the hot, steaming organs that have previously got priests in trouble? 1.5125 0.03147 441 256 144 41
191 We losing younger people to the Protestant church. They use the electric baseboard. 1.5122 0.02769 449 240 188 21
192 Please, no heavy metal in church. 1.5122 0.02866 451 247 177 27
193 I said "radiant". 1.5113 0.03175 442 259 140 43
194 It may not play hymns but it gives off a divine radiance 1.5113 0.02741 442 234 190 18
195 The best thing about it was not having to choose between a new organ and a new heating system. 1.5113 0.03083 444 255 151 38
196 I know it's a little different, but Claes Oldenburg was very specific in his endowment. 1.5082 0.03392 429 263 114 52
197 No you can't alter the volume. It's either on or off. 1.5081 0.02963 433 241 164 28
198 I assume this is to compensate for your small organ? 1.5071 0.02948 420 231 165 24
199 No pressure. 1.5070 0.02949 428 237 165 26
200 Does it play in Fahrenheit or Celsius? 1.5059 0.03378 423 258 116 49
201 I’m going to warm up the choir. 1.5059 0.02790 425 227 181 17
202 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted the sound to radiate. 1.5059 0.02868 425 231 173 21
203 It was either this or double-pane the stained glass. 1.5049 0.02956 410 225 163 22
204 How long do you need to warm up before we start the service? 1.5049 0.02790 410 217 179 14
205 Well, that's the last time we hire an organ tuner based on their Yelp reviews. 1.5048 0.02701 416 217 188 11
206 Looks like your pipe dream came true. 1.5048 0.02958 418 231 163 24
207 The sound will definitely radiate. 1.5037 0.02523 409 205 202 2
208 I don't know . . . just bang something out. 1.5036 0.03209 413 241 136 36
209 Every now and then you have to remind them how uncomfortable it could get. 1.5025 0.02849 406 218 172 16
210 It adds a lot of warmth to the sound. 1.5024 0.02613 410 210 194 6
211 Forgive me, I am still warming up. 1.5013 0.02692 395 204 184 7
212 Keep playing. It's still cold in the back. 1.5013 0.03231 399 232 134 33
213 It's particularly good for pssssssalms. 1.5012 0.02645 401 206 189 6
214 Let the Presbyterians have their forced air! 1.5012 0.03449 403 247 110 46
215 It may look pretty big, but most of the hot air will still come from the pulpit. 1.5012 0.03641 403 258 88 57
216 No, but maybe I can play it if you hiss a few bars 1.5012 0.03231 409 240 133 36
217 It does have a much warmer sound. 1.5000 0.03117 398 226 145 27
218 Can you play anything other than "Can you hear me knocking?" 1.5000 0.03014 398 221 155 22
219 Hello Father. I like to come here sometimes to blow off some steam. 1.5000 0.02841 408 220 172 16
220 The hissing sound you hear is from the parishioners, not the radiator. 1.5000 0.03164 404 233 140 31
221 Now's your chance to blow off some steam before the choir gets here. 1.4988 0.03091 403 229 147 27
222 Just warming up, I assume? 1.4987 0.03102 397 225 146 26
223 Frankly, it sounds as if you're just banging on them... 1.4987 0.03427 395 240 113 42
224 Oh Danny? Boy, the pipes are calling! 1.4987 0.03637 391 248 91 52
225 Do you know “Let It Bleed”? 1.4975 0.03526 394 245 102 47
226 Of course it sounds like a radiator...it IS a radiator. 1.4974 0.03251 392 229 131 32
227 It takes a while but you warm up to it. 1.4974 0.02654 392 202 185 5
228 And here I thought that hissing sound was coming from our parishioners 1.4974 0.02687 390 202 182 6
229 Can you turn it down? 1.4974 0.02944 390 213 160 17
230 I couldn't pay the heating bill, we're baroque! 1.4974 0.02759 390 205 176 9
231 Yes, I believe they do have a warmer sound. 1.4974 0.03182 386 221 138 27
232 The guy seemed legit...his drivers license said 'organ donor.' 1.4961 0.03037 389 217 151 21
233 Not exactly what I meant by ‘Bring the heat this Sunday’ 1.4961 0.02936 387 211 160 16
234 I think they got the wrong organ donor. 1.4961 0.03393 385 231 117 37
235 Folks are saying there's enough hot air coming from the pulpit. 1.4948 0.03613 384 242 94 48
236 Yes, we had it filled with holy water. 1.4948 0.03413 382 230 115 37
237 I think of you as my warm-up act. 1.4948 0.02667 382 197 181 4
238 I suppose during the summer months the choir will be a capella? 1.4947 0.02993 380 209 154 17
239 Just blowin’ off a little steam, monsignor. 1.4947 0.03162 378 215 139 24
240 No, you may not play 'Steam Heat' during Communion. 1.4934 0.03112 379 214 143 22
241 Are you done warming up? 1.4934 0.03506 377 231 106 40
242 We should never have organ repairs done by the super. 1.4919 0.03150 372 211 139 22
243 That was perfect. We’re at 72 degrees. 1.4919 0.02861 372 199 163 10
244 The music really radiates. 1.4919 0.03492 370 225 108 37
245 It only plays "Clang, Clang, Clang went the trolley...." 1.4905 0.02752 367 192 170 5
246 I know it's not ornate, but the music is radiant. 1.4905 0.03427 367 220 114 33
247 Can you play a little something to warm up the crowd? 1.4905 0.02985 367 201 152 14
248 But, Father, you said you wanted the sound to radiate more! 1.4890 0.03402 364 217 116 31
249 Can you do something about the banging? 1.4890 0.03124 364 205 140 19
250 It has a nice warm tone. 1.4890 0.02660 362 186 175 1
251 Beautiful. Full-steam ahead! 1.4888 0.03032 358 197 147 14
252 The man upstairs says to turn it down. 1.4875 0.03724 361 230 86 45
253 If it bangs, its probably God. 1.4875 0.03554 361 222 102 37
254 Just what the sermon needs -- more hot air. 1.4875 0.02964 361 197 152 12
255 That'll warm up the crowd. 1.4874 0.02931 357 193 154 10
256 Play the Fahrenheit Requiem. 1.4860 0.03678 356 224 91 41
257 Too bad we'll have to go a cappella for the summer. 1.4860 0.03479 356 215 109 32
258 Even if it's not baroque, you still need to fix it. 1.4859 0.03605 354 219 98 37
259 We took out the confessional. Now, we just sweat it out of them. 1.4859 0.03779 354 227 82 45
260 “Is that a Mannheim Steamroller”? 1.4858 0.02956 352 191 151 10
261 Why not try 'Rube Goldberg's Variations'? 1.4856 0.03762 348 221 85 42
262 This is not what I meant when I said the music should be 'radiant.' 1.4845 0.02830 355 189 160 6
263 Are you done warming up? 1.4844 0.03084 353 197 141 15
264 We're looking for a dusty cat toy, a plastic drinking straw, and Father McKay. 1.4843 0.03738 351 223 86 42
265 "I was wondering where all the holy water was going". 1.4842 0.03597 349 215 99 35
266 Can you play something about 10 degrees cooler? 1.4841 0.03566 347 212 102 33
267 It takes a while to warm up 1.4841 0.03519 347 210 106 31
268 Great sound, but it’s hotter than hell in here!! 1.4841 0.03170 347 196 134 17
269 It's just a prop. The whole thing just plays MP3 files. 1.4841 0.03770 347 221 84 42
270 Radiant! 1.4841 0.03726 347 219 88 40
271 That explains why it’s been hotter than hell in here. 1.4841 0.03696 345 216 91 38
272 Find out who prayed for an organ transplant 1.4840 0.03596 343 210 100 33
273 Steam punk, Father. 1.4831 0.03052 354 197 143 14
274 We don't tune it. We bleed it. 1.4830 0.02872 352 189 156 7
275 After playing Bach I feel a need to let off some steam. 1.4829 0.02824 350 186 159 5
276 It' a great way to let off steam. 1.4827 0.02871 346 185 155 6
277 The choir has requested that that you turn down the volume and turn up the heat. 1.4826 0.03343 344 201 120 23
278 For goodness sake, don't pull out all the stops. 1.4825 0.02949 342 185 149 8
279 Well, do you still insist that you can buy absolutely everything online? 1.4822 0.03056 338 186 141 11
280 Why the big hissy fit? 1.4809 0.03586 341 209 100 32
281 Let me guess, Craigslist? 1.4807 0.03592 337 206 100 31
282 Now I see what you meant by a warmer sound. 1.4807 0.02852 337 179 154 4
283 It's not the size of your organ that matters. 1.4807 0.03760 337 213 86 38
284 You bought it, you tune it! 1.4806 0.03632 335 206 97 32
285 Did you try turning it to the left? 1.4805 0.03054 333 183 140 10
286 I know I said "arrange something that warms the soul". But I meant it metaphorically. 1.4805 0.02933 333 179 148 6
287 Not cool. 1.4793 0.03357 338 198 118 22
288 The sound is warm, yes, but insufferably dry. 1.4792 0.02888 336 180 151 5
289 I hope the Man upstairs doesn’t mind the banging. 1.4792 0.03525 336 203 105 28
290 Pace yourself or you'll run out of steam. 1.4792 0.03500 336 202 107 27
291 Are you sure this is what the choir meant when they suggested a higher register? 1.4792 0.02825 336 178 155 3
292 I wonder if we'll get heat for this. 1.4792 0.03721 336 211 89 36
293 Jesus saves? Not with these heating bills. 1.4790 0.02928 334 180 148 6
294 What did I tell you about buying from craigslist?! 1.4790 0.03664 334 207 94 33
295 Still not quite right, but you're getting warmer. 1.4790 0.03410 334 197 114 23
296 Blowing off a bit of steam are we? 1.4789 0.03529 332 200 105 27
297 When I said, 'More heat,' I meant play with more passion. 1.4789 0.03754 332 209 87 36
298 Beautiful sound — but it’s hotter than Hell in here. 1.4788 0.03010 330 180 142 8
299 Can you take a break? The showers are running cold. 1.4788 0.03595 330 201 100 29
300 Give me a few minutes to warm up. 1.4787 0.03688 328 203 93 32
301 Can you play "Some Like It Hot? 1.4787 0.02894 328 175 149 4
302 This is the same model which keeps hell from freezing over. 1.4772 0.03779 329 208 85 36
303 Are you still warming up? 1.4771 0.03459 327 194 110 23
304 I like to warm up before mass. 1.4771 0.03695 327 203 92 32
305 God doesn’t care about the size of your pipes, Bill. 1.4771 0.03695 327 203 92 32
306 It will sound better on Sunday. I was just warming up. 1.4771 0.02931 327 176 146 5
307 We should be okay if hell freezes over! 1.4753 0.03745 324 203 88 33
308 I have to admit that the sound is warmer. 1.4732 0.03299 317 182 120 15
309 It's repurposed. 1.4730 0.02853 315 167 147 1
310 This is going to be a problem in the summer. 1.4727 0.03114 311 172 131 8
311 Well it's not exactly water into wine, but I'm going to put it down as a miracle anyway. 1.4725 0.03160 309 172 128 9
312 Frankly, I was expecting a warmer tone. 1.4724 0.02769 326 172 154 0
313 Well, you said you wanted the music to radiate throughout the sanctuary 1.4719 0.03094 320 178 133 9
314 I should have been more explicit when I told the bishop that the pipes needed to be replaced. 1.4710 0.03701 310 191 92 27
315 Yes John, “hot as Hell” was a metaphor. 1.4710 0.03219 310 175 124 11
316 I still can't warm up to it ... 1.4695 0.02835 311 165 146 0
317 All I told him was that I wanted a more radiant sound... 1.4691 0.03894 307 196 78 33
318 So it's twice on the pipes if the answer is "no". 1.4689 0.03149 305 170 127 8
319 The donor said hot air shouldn’t be confined to the pulpit. 1.4684 0.03537 301 179 103 19
320 But is it Well-Tempered? 1.4671 0.03189 304 171 124 9
321 It's the hottest thing in pipe organs, Father. 1.4671 0.02866 304 162 142 0
322 We’re gonna need a bigger choir. 1.4669 0.03913 302 193 77 32
323 I'd like to see the Protestants outdo this. 1.4667 0.03875 300 190 80 30
324 Now that's a set of pipes! 1.4667 0.02961 300 162 136 2
325 Blowing off steam again, are we, Johann? 1.4667 0.03144 300 167 126 7
326 Truly radiant! 1.4667 0.03988 300 194 72 34
327 I guess some like it hot 1.4667 0.03875 300 190 80 30
328 Can't you pull out a few more stops? It's still cold out in the narthex. 1.4662 0.03204 296 166 122 8
329 I'm glad that your organ transplant was a success. 1.4662 0.03912 296 188 78 30
330 Must have been an autocorrect in the online order form. 1.4656 0.03008 305 167 134 4
331 You should lower the register. 1.4656 0.02898 305 164 140 1
332 Quit playing around with the thermostat 1.4656 0.03114 305 170 128 7
333 Well, that explains the music in the boiler room. 1.4649 0.03736 299 185 89 25
334 Quit banging away and start warming up. 1.4649 0.03706 299 184 91 24
335 That's quite a set of pipes you've got. 1.4649 0.03825 299 188 83 28
336 Hotter than hell. Why do you ask? 1.4649 0.03423 299 175 109 15
337 Play the long version; it's cold in here. 1.4649 0.03855 299 189 81 29
338 The bishop requests something less steamy. 1.4649 0.03884 299 190 79 30
339 Father, your playing is positively radiant. 1.4649 0.03185 299 168 123 8
340 We'll never find anyone to tune it. 1.4649 0.03645 299 182 95 22
341 Don't you think the church is in enough hot water? 1.4646 0.04184 297 199 58 40
342 Just bang on it when you want more bass. 1.4644 0.03210 295 166 121 8
343 Twice on the pipes, if the answer is 'no'. 1.4644 0.02909 295 158 137 0
344 But Father, I was just warming up. 1.4644 0.03980 295 190 73 32
345 Yes, the tone is a little disappointing but the savings to the heating bills more than make up for it! 1.4642 0.03632 293 177 96 20
346 Let' begin with 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door". 1.4637 0.03498 289 170 104 15
347 That’s totally rad. 1.4628 0.03019 296 162 131 3
348 Remember, when I get to the fire and brimstone part I want those people to sweat, so give it everything you got! 1.4623 0.03860 292 184 81 27
349 Well, that's what we get for letting the plumber fix the pipe organ. 1.4621 0.04000 290 187 72 31
350 Hisss will be done. 1.4621 0.04260 290 196 54 40
351 Mind if I dry my bathing suit while you practice? 1.4618 0.04020 288 186 71 31
352 Please set the thermostat to Psalm 72. 1.4618 0.03898 288 182 79 27
353 Only the super can tune it, and nobody can reach him. 1.4618 0.04020 288 186 71 31
354 I'd like a turn. I need to let off some steam. 1.4615 0.03154 286 159 122 5
355 The opening hymn is 68 degrees in the key of B-flat 1.4613 0.03087 284 156 125 3
356 I like the way the sound radiates. 1.4613 0.03968 284 181 75 28
357 Can you play something cool? 1.4605 0.03776 291 181 86 24
358 There'll be a hot time in the old church tonight! 1.4605 0.03959 291 187 74 30
359 I'm bringing the heat this Sunday, Father. 1.4596 0.03895 285 180 79 26
360 It looked different on E Bay. 1.4594 0.03914 283 179 78 26
361 If it gets too cold in here, just pull out all the stops. 1.4594 0.03882 283 178 80 25
362 ... and so I thought - "Two birds, one stone" 1.4594 0.03211 283 159 118 6
363 It's in honor of our patron saint, St. Tinnitus. 1.4594 0.03580 283 169 98 16
364 It sounds lousy but our heating bills are way down 1.4594 0.03882 283 178 80 25
365 We got it from an organ donor. 1.4585 0.03558 277 164 99 14
366 Positively radiating! 1.4585 0.03127 277 153 121 3
367 Aesthetically, I share your concerns, Father, but the sound does radiate throughout the church. 1.4585 0.03772 277 170 87 20
368 Somehow, I don't think of banging and clanging as a joyful noise. 1.4568 0.03898 278 175 79 24
369 The organ transplant was mostly successful. 1.4568 0.04093 278 181 67 30
370 Maybe we should have prayed for solar panels. 1.4568 0.03283 278 158 113 7
371 When I preach about Hell, crank it up high. 1.4568 0.04218 278 185 59 34
372 Can you play something to warm up the congregation? 1.4565 0.03951 276 175 76 25
373 The hymn starts with gurgling, then a passage of hissing, and builds to a climax of banging. 1.4565 0.04178 276 182 62 32
374 Most organ music leaves me cold. 1.4565 0.03951 276 175 76 25
375 You may have called the wrong pipe restorers. 1.4565 0.04050 276 178 70 28
376 Overcompensating for an inadequate organ 1.4562 0.03310 274 156 111 7
377 Once again from the top, this time with a little more warmth. 1.4559 0.03114 272 150 120 2
378 Well, if they didn’t believe in hell, they will now. 1.4552 0.04081 279 182 67 30
379 It’s out of tune? I’ll call the plumber. 1.4552 0.03752 279 172 87 20
380 It's harder to tune, but it saves on heating bills. 1.4545 0.03718 275 168 89 18
381 The man upstairs is complaining about a clanking noise. 1.4542 0.04243 273 182 58 33
382 It also makes espresso. 1.4542 0.04211 273 181 60 32
383 It does have a warm tone. 1.4542 0.03664 273 165 92 16
384 That's right. It's a pipe organ. 1.4539 0.03967 271 172 75 24
385 Not so good for the Toccata in F, but great for Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door 1.4539 0.03119 271 150 119 2
386 Let's hear them complain we aren't warm and welcoming now. 1.4539 0.03718 271 165 89 17
387 Play faster. It’s getting chilly in here 1.4539 0.03863 271 169 81 21
388 And I quote, "When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." 1.4539 0.04069 271 175 69 27
389 I can't play softer - just open a window. 1.4539 0.04103 271 176 67 28
390 Yes, but the banging keeps them awake during your sermons. 1.4539 0.03827 271 168 83 20
391 But can it play “Knock-Knock-Knocking on Heaven’s Door”? 1.4519 0.04080 270 175 68 27
392 And the heat goes on. 1.4517 0.03632 259 154 93 12
393 Forgive me Father, I was just blowing off some steam. 1.4517 0.04169 259 168 65 26
394 The bishop suggested I put more warmth into the accompaniment. 1.4515 0.04135 268 175 65 28
395 Some like it hot. 1.4511 0.04019 266 170 72 24
396 I think you may have misunderstood when I said "bring the heat". 1.4511 0.03103 266 147 118 1
397 Can you play Heatwave? 1.4511 0.03103 266 147 118 1
398 Know anything by Mannheim Steamroller? 1.4508 0.04076 264 170 69 25
399 Who would have thought our biggest donor would be a plumber? 1.4508 0.04076 264 170 69 25
400 It gives off such warm overtones. 1.4504 0.03352 262 150 106 6
401 Well Sir, some like it hot. 1.4500 0.03323 260 148 107 5
402 We're going to get a lot of heat for this. 1.4496 0.04180 258 168 64 26
403 Have you considered converting? 1.4487 0.04294 263 176 56 31
404 Give me the heat boys and save my soul... 1.4483 0.03887 261 163 79 19
405 Play 'Misty' for me. 1.4483 0.04386 261 177 51 33
406 Pull out all the stops its going to be cold today. 1.4479 0.04167 259 169 64 26
407 Now I won't be the only one blowing hot air on Sundays. 1.4479 0.04021 259 165 72 22
408 And it doesn't dry out your skin like the old forced-air organ. 1.4479 0.03908 259 162 78 19
409 I see a problem this summer. 1.4479 0.03373 259 149 104 6
410 The pope said we need to radiate more warmth 1.4479 0.03504 259 152 98 9
411 Sorry Father, I was just trying to let off some steam. 1.4479 0.04131 259 168 66 25
412 If we can't bring the light, we'll bring the heat. 1.4479 0.03946 259 163 76 20
413 I'm not sure the choir can sing in that register. 1.4475 0.04080 257 165 69 23
414 Hurry up with that fugue, my room is freezing! 1.4462 0.04119 260 169 66 25
415 Okay...but I'm not certain 'the hottest church music around' is really what we're after. 1.4462 0.03897 260 163 78 19
416 It's a little too steamy for church music. 1.4457 0.03638 258 155 91 12
417 No, I didn't say the new pipes are rocking. I said they're knocking. 1.4457 0.03955 258 163 75 20
418 We should have gone with solar... 1.4457 0.03993 258 164 73 21
419 I see you pulled out all the stops. 1.4444 0.04212 252 165 62 25
420 It seems a bit out of tune. Shall I call the plumber? 1.4444 0.04136 252 163 66 23
421 They say every time it clanks an angel gets his wings. 1.4444 0.04174 252 164 64 24
422 Well, at least it drowns out the choir. 1.4440 0.04042 250 159 71 20
423 Good thought: Maybe "Knock, knock, knocking" really is the way to heaven's door. 1.4435 0.03161 248 138 110 0
424 The choir's ready whenever you're through warming up. 1.4431 0.04088 246 157 69 20
425 Not only that, think of the money we'll save on heating. 1.4422 0.03141 251 140 111 0
426 Must you take so long to warm up? 1.4419 0.03953 258 164 74 20
427 Really? I find it has a nice, warm sound. 1.4418 0.03847 249 154 80 15
428 Careful, Bach makes the stained glass fog up. 1.4418 0.03972 249 157 74 18
429 Oh it has a truly remarkable register. 1.4418 0.04209 249 163 62 24
430 As soon as I say, "Fire and Brimstone!", pull out all the stops 1.4418 0.04170 249 162 64 23
431 It only plays knock three times if you love me. 1.4418 0.04170 249 162 64 23
432 What would you like me to warm the crowd up with? 1.4418 0.04012 249 158 72 19
433 I can’t play the high notes when the pipes freeze. 1.4413 0.04115 247 159 67 21
434 I guess in the summer we'll just have to go a cappella." 1.4409 0.04149 254 166 64 24
435 "A Mighty Furnace Is Our God"? Really? 1.4408 0.04139 245 158 66 21
436 We probably should have checked his references when the guy said he could give us a really good deal on replacement pipes. 1.4408 0.04139 245 158 66 21
437 Well Father Maguire, this explains that banging sound at the beginning of every hymn. 1.4408 0.04139 245 158 66 21
438 I'll let you use it when Hell freezes over. 1.4408 0.04219 245 160 62 23
439 It's a great idea, Brother John, but there's already enough hot air coming from the pulpit. 1.4408 0.04016 245 155 72 18
440 I do like how the sound radiates. 1.4403 0.03910 243 151 77 15
441 Maybe Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor really doesn't translate to heavy metal. 1.4403 0.03244 243 137 105 1
442 Unfortunately it needs to be tuned by a plumber. 1.4398 0.04145 241 155 66 20
443 Does it always make that banging sound? 1.4398 0.04145 241 155 66 20
444 This will just have to do until we can match you up with an organ donor. 1.4393 0.04253 239 156 61 22
445 Perhaps if you'd tone it down, we'd get more people over the summer. 1.4393 0.04041 239 151 71 17
446 I hope you saved the shipping box. 1.4390 0.04126 246 159 66 21
447 Do you know any tunes that don't go "Clank, Clank, Hiss"? 1.4390 0.04283 246 163 58 25
448 No, I'm not admiring the music....this is the warmest spot in the Cathedral. 1.4375 0.04156 240 155 65 20
449 Is this the "Well Temperatured" Clavier we asked for? 1.4375 0.04197 240 156 63 21
450 Yes, that's the warmer sound I was looking for. 1.4375 0.04028 240 152 71 17
451 When it's out of tune, do you call a plumber? 1.4375 0.04239 240 157 61 22
452 It warms the body and the soul. 1.4375 0.04156 240 155 65 20
453 "Be sure to turn it off when you leave". 1.4375 0.04197 240 156 63 21
454 Heat! Pray! Love! 1.4375 0.04197 240 156 63 21
455 You sure you called the right guy to fix your pipes? 1.4375 0.04239 240 157 61 22
456 Wow, the sound really radiates! 1.4375 0.04280 240 158 59 23
457 It may not be the best organ but I think the parish will warm up to it. 1.4370 0.04007 238 150 72 16
458 You don't mind if we dry a few socks on it, do you? 1.4370 0.04180 238 154 64 20
459 And that is why we don't allow the parishoners to vote on designs. 1.4370 0.04222 238 155 62 21
460 It even has an attachment for making the communion wafers. 1.4370 0.04467 238 161 50 27
461 We might have to sing a cappella in the summer. 1.4370 0.03872 238 147 78 13
462 Be grateful, it's from an organ donor 1.4364 0.04247 236 154 61 21
463 I'm afraid twice on the pipes means the answer is "no." 1.4351 0.04250 239 157 60 22
464 The banging you hear is from the Man Upstairs. 1.4346 0.04399 237 159 53 25
465 Well, it definitely has a warmer tone. 1.4346 0.03972 237 149 73 15
466 Some say Jesus was a carpenter, but we know he was a plumber. 1.4335 0.04153 233 150 65 18
467 You misunderstood. I said 'resonate' more, not radiate. 1.4335 0.03780 233 142 81 10
468 Call a plumber-- it sounds a bit flat. 1.4335 0.04153 233 150 65 18
469 A plumber. It was cheaper. Why? 1.4335 0.04197 233 151 63 19
470 It takes forever to warm up. 1.4335 0.04241 233 152 61 20
471 Your playing radiates such warmth. 1.4335 0.04153 233 150 65 18
472 Nice, we'll call it The Praydiator. 1.4333 0.04398 240 162 52 26
473 This is what happens when you accept the low bid for new organ pipes 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
474 This one has a much warmer sound. 1.4329 0.04266 231 151 60 20
475 I think that one's too hot to Handel. 1.4329 0.04439 231 155 52 24
476 Too hot to Handel. 1.4329 0.04439 231 155 52 24
477 It does have a warm tone. 1.4329 0.03543 231 136 90 5
478 I don't like hearing "A Mighty Fortressssssssssssss Isssssssssssss Our God." 1.4329 0.04266 231 151 60 20
479 Tell the bishop we didn't have to choose between a new furnace or pipe organ, after all. 1.4329 0.04040 231 146 70 15
480 Now you'll remember that you're just the warm-up act... 1.4323 0.04202 229 148 63 18
481 I'm afraid it's too hot to Handel! 1.4322 0.04452 236 160 50 26
482 I think the E flat is leaking. 1.4311 0.04300 225 147 59 19
483 Well, I guess some like it hot. 1.4311 0.04159 225 144 65 16
484 No, that wasn't Bach; but you're getting warmer 1.4304 0.04278 230 151 59 20
485 The plumber said it should be easier to tune. 1.4304 0.04278 230 151 59 20
486 Well, the ad said it has a radiant sound. 1.4298 0.04167 228 147 64 17
487 Can you play anything other than "Pshshssss...clunk"? 1.4298 0.03727 228 138 82 8
488 Well, you said you wanted the church to radiate with music. 1.4292 0.04192 226 146 63 17
489 No, 'celibacy makes you do crazy things' is not a good explanation. Send it back. 1.4292 0.04552 226 154 47 25
490 Is there any way to get a slightly warmer tone? 1.4292 0.04145 226 145 65 16
491 How about something by Mannheim Steamroller? 1.4292 0.04145 226 145 65 16
492 I'll bet it would sound better if you set a pan of water on it. 1.4292 0.04465 226 152 51 23
493 I say ditch confessionals altogether now that we can sweat it out of 'em. 1.4292 0.04465 226 152 51 23
494 Our building committee was irreconcilably deadlocked on whether to replace the heating system or the organ pipes. 1.4292 0.04239 226 147 61 18
495 This is exactly why I am against the legalization of marijuana. 1.4292 0.04680 226 157 41 28
496 And in the summer? 1.4286 0.04403 224 149 54 21
497 Yes, it's unconventional, but its tone is remarkably warm. 1.4286 0.04073 224 142 68 14
498 Let's pray that it doesn't have to be drained. 1.4286 0.04449 224 150 52 22
499 I think you misunderstood when I asked you to bring more warmth to your music. 1.4286 0.04265 224 146 60 18
500 Do you think it is blasphemous if I use it to dry my underwear? 1.4286 0.04312 224 147 58 19
501 I really don't think our congregation is into heavy metal. 1.4279 0.04338 222 146 57 19
502 It will pay for itself in four years. 1.4273 0.04036 227 144 69 14
503 That's the last time we buy pipe organs from China. 1.4273 0.04460 220 147 52 21
504 I’m freezing. Could you turn it up to 6/8? 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
505 Just blowing off some steam? 1.4273 0.03583 220 130 86 4
506 And imagine. Bach had to do it with a wood fire. 1.4273 0.03524 220 129 88 3
507 On the plus side, the church will be a little warmer than usual 1.4273 0.03524 220 129 88 3
508 I admit it doesn't sound good--but we've been able to cut the heating bill by 50%. 1.4273 0.04318 220 144 58 18
509 Keep playing. It's freezing in here. 1.4273 0.04019 220 138 70 12
510 I expected a warmer register. 1.4267 0.03960 225 141 72 12
511 The Lord never lived in Winnipeg. 1.4267 0.04388 225 150 54 21
512 Five more minutes, Father. I'm just warming up. 1.4266 0.04296 218 142 59 17
513 There is warmth to the sound now. 1.4253 0.04206 221 143 62 16
514 Do we need to call a plumber or a organ tuner? 1.4253 0.04303 221 145 58 18
515 I like it but it might be a bit too steamy for church. 1.4253 0.04107 221 141 66 14
516 Well, now you are certainly playing in a different register! 1.4248 0.04142 226 146 64 16
517 It's for a new service we are calling "hot mass." 1.4247 0.04378 219 145 55 19
518 "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" seems a little obvious. 1.4247 0.04281 219 143 59 17
519 The reviews said it had a warmth that resonates. 1.4247 0.04281 219 143 59 17
520 When I said we needed the hymns to radiate toward the heavens, I meant it as a metaphor. 1.4247 0.04473 219 147 51 21
521 And the best part is that it solves our unused holy water problem. 1.4247 0.04232 219 142 61 16
522 I thought we might open with "Klang Klang Klang went the Trolley." 1.4247 0.04426 219 146 53 20
523 It clanks horribly if you play anything Lutheran. 1.4247 0.04519 219 148 49 22
524 Morman Tabernacle ... yard sale 1.4247 0.04029 219 138 69 12
525 This will drown out the hissing from the back pews. 1.4247 0.04281 219 143 59 17
526 But I was just warming up 1.4247 0.04132 219 140 65 14
527 Yes I see brother, but what about the summer concerts? 1.4247 0.04029 219 138 69 12
528 I don't think you quite understand steampunk. 1.4240 0.04357 217 143 56 18
529 I just took a look at this month's heating bill; you're going to have to lay off the Bach. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
530 Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door? 1.4240 0.04642 217 149 44 24
531 Again, but without the hissing sound at the end. 1.4233 0.04130 215 137 65 13
532 It will only play Handel’s Water Music 1.4233 0.04483 215 144 51 20
533 There have been complaints. 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
534 Once more, with heating. 1.4218 0.03408 211 122 89 0
535 Is that Schoenberg? 1.4218 0.03784 211 128 77 6
536 Just don't play 'Flight of the Bumblebee' or this place will turn into a sauna. 1.4211 0.04574 209 141 48 20
537 That G is flat. Call the super. 1.4211 0.04096 209 132 66 11
538 I just assumed you knew what a Wurlitzer is. 1.4206 0.04398 214 142 54 18
539 I call this one, 'knocking on heaven's door' 1.4206 0.04447 214 143 52 19
540 So this live steaming, you really believe it will expand our reach? 1.4206 0.04398 214 142 54 18
541 More John Cage? 1.4206 0.04297 214 140 58 16
542 Call the tuner the pipes are starting to knock. 1.4206 0.04297 214 140 58 16
543 Play "A Mighty Furnace is Our God". 1.4206 0.04496 214 144 50 20
544 In retrospect, it might have a mistake choosing the lowest bidder for the pipe replacement. 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
545 I understand, but church music isn't supposed to be steamy. 1.4190 0.04352 210 138 56 16
546 Why yes it is radiant. 1.4190 0.04404 210 139 54 17
547 Me too, but they're stained glass and they don't open. 1.4190 0.04606 210 143 46 21
548 I'm doing a fire and brimstone sermon Sunday, let's make them sweat! 1.4190 0.04299 210 137 58 15
549 Let the plumber know our C Sharp is heating up the back left rows 1.4190 0.04557 210 142 48 20
550 This isn’t what I meant when I said that the sound should radiate. 1.4190 0.04704 210 145 42 23
551 In case I play something a little steamier. 1.4190 0.04137 210 134 64 12
552 Sadly, it wasn't well received. A lot of hissing. 1.4190 0.04299 210 137 58 15
553 Sure, it's Heavenly in the winter, but it'll be a living Hell come summer. 1.4190 0.04557 210 142 48 20
554 In the 1940s this would have been funny. 1.4190 0.04352 210 138 56 16
555 Working in strange ways wouldn't begin to describe this. 1.4190 0.04137 210 134 64 12
556 Sigh" "I said prepared for the Biggest Easter service not the Biggest Nor'Easter 1.4189 0.03669 222 135 81 6
557 We couldn't afford to fix the heating system AND the organ... 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
558 Sometimes you have to bang on it to get it to work. 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
559 What's the incentive for going to church if you're going to make it hot as hell in here? 1.4178 0.04558 213 145 47 21
560 Welcome to Our Lady of Radiant Heat! 1.4178 0.04460 213 143 51 19
561 You need to play some shorter pieces-- our heating bill has gone way up. 1.4175 0.04074 206 130 66 10
562 Yes, His love radiates everywhere, but still... 1.4171 0.03897 211 131 72 8
563 Don't worry, it'll sound better after it's warmed up. 1.4167 0.04328 204 133 57 14
564 Don't play it over 80 degrees. We want the congregation lethargic, but not actually asleep. 1.4167 0.04463 216 146 50 20
565 "Try Handel's "Water Music". That might get it going... 1.4155 0.04601 207 141 46 20
566 Nothing else worked so we're trying trying heavy metal. 1.4155 0.04445 207 138 52 17
567 So much for "Silent Night" this Christmas. 1.4155 0.04445 207 138 52 17
568 Are you sure this is right? All I asked was for the sound to radiate throughout the church. 1.4155 0.04339 207 136 56 15
569 It's a little out of tune. I'll call the super. 1.4155 0.04284 207 135 58 14
570 It will never be louder than a crying baby but it's worth a shot. 1.4155 0.04550 207 140 48 19
571 Looks like the Cartoon Caption Contest is running out of ideas. 1.4151 0.04522 212 144 48 20
572 This explains the, 'hotter than hell' emails I've been getting. 1.4150 0.03493 200 117 83 0
573 Letting off some steam? 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
574 This explains the plumbing bill. 1.4146 0.04367 205 135 55 15
575 This allows the music to RADIATE throughout the entire chapel!! 1.4146 0.04581 205 139 47 19
576 My heating guy says he's also an organ donor. 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
577 I'm really starting to regret this whole organ donor thing. 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
578 I thought you'd like to blow off some steam. 1.4143 0.04295 210 138 57 15
579 Alas, I wasn't specific enough when I prayed for new pipes. 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
580 When it starts to hiss, just improvise. 1.4138 0.04396 203 134 54 15
581 If you can’t take the heat, there are plenty of organists who would gladly have your job. 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
582 Plays just one register but will heat the place in seconds. 1.4138 0.04049 203 128 66 9
583 I prefer Hiss, Clang, Pop - and THEN the Haleluyah. 1.4138 0.04284 203 132 58 13
584 Play "Jesu Joy of Man's Perspiring." 1.4138 0.04768 203 141 40 22
585 Should we consider an organ transplant? 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
586 I know you wanted a bigger organ but we really had to upgrade the heating system first. 1.4138 0.04284 203 132 58 13
587 But look! We solved the heating problems, restored the organ and are still under budget! 1.4138 0.04284 203 132 58 13
588 Well of course I've heard about botched organ donations, Father. I just never thought it could happen here. 1.4138 0.03989 203 127 68 8
589 Can you play P.D.Q. Bach's 'HVAC Suite' on Sunday? 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
590 Next time you order on line, be more specific. 1.4138 0.04109 203 129 64 10
591 Your Middle C is hissing. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
592 Shall we warm up? 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
593 We ordered a John Calvin model but they sent a Lord Kelvin. 1.4129 0.04698 201 138 43 20
594 It's new, no bells, but it does have the whistles! 1.4129 0.04369 201 132 55 14
595 Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are clanking. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
596 You know what they say, "Big pipes, small organ ." 1.4121 0.04785 199 138 40 21
597 Forgive me but no wonder it's hotter than hell in here. 1.4121 0.04678 199 136 44 19
598 It’s not about the heat it’s about humility 1.4118 0.04488 204 137 50 17
599 RADIANT! THE MUSIC IS ABSOLUTELY RADIANT! 1.4118 0.04324 204 134 56 14
600 It gets right back in tune if you just bang on it a few times. 1.4118 0.04324 204 134 56 14
601 But what about summer? 1.4118 0.03788 204 125 74 5
602 Letting off a little steam, are we, Father? 1.4118 0.04647 204 140 44 20
603 I know, but have you tried turning the big black knob a little to the left? 1.4112 0.04125 197 125 63 9
604 I'm just warming up, Father! 1.4109 0.04059 202 128 65 9
605 The bishop says just hit it with a hammer. 1.4109 0.04237 202 131 59 12
606 It’s out of tune. Call the plumber. 1.4109 0.04408 202 134 53 15
607 It has such a warm tone 1.4100 0.04381 200 132 54 14
608 We need to save some money, so we've set the thermostat to G minor. 1.4098 0.04417 205 137 52 16
609 Do keep in mind that you'll risk voiding the warranty if you pull out all the stops. 1.4091 0.04352 198 130 55 13
610 Except for the occasional knocking, you can't tell the difference. 1.4091 0.04410 198 131 53 14
611 The sound is so-so, but our heating bills have really dropped. 1.4091 0.04692 198 136 43 19
612 I said that the sound should resonate, not radiate. 1.4091 0.04853 198 139 37 22
613 But can you play 'The Sound of Silence' on it? 1.4091 0.04581 198 134 47 17
614 Our previous organist was a plumber on the side. 1.4084 0.04204 191 122 60 9
615 Your music will now radiate throughout the church. 1.4082 0.04260 196 127 58 11
616 You said I should radiate joy. 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
617 I can't help it. That's what music sounds like when it comes out of a radiator. 1.4082 0.04440 196 130 52 14
618 We needed a warmer sound. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
619 So this is Heavy Metal? 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
620 Well, “Don’s Heating and Plumbing “ had the lowest bid on the job so there you are. 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
621 Are you finished warming up? 1.4082 0.04260 196 127 58 11
622 Oh, yes, this can definitely be heard upstairs. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
623 Play something to warm up the crowd. 1.4072 0.04530 194 130 49 15
624 If only it didn't hiss during the sermon. 1.4072 0.04410 194 128 53 13
625 When I said, warm up the choir, this is NOT what I had in mind... 1.4072 0.04410 194 128 53 13
626 Have you tried banging on the pipes? 1.4072 0.04225 194 125 59 10
627 Hopefully it’ll recruit more millennials than the synagogue’s washerdyer. 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
628 All right, who prayed for an organ transplant? 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
629 Yes, I believe radiator music is better than elevator music. 1.4072 0.04530 194 130 49 15
630 Hot enough for you, Father? 1.4070 0.04094 199 127 63 9
631 Looks like there'll be a hot time in the old church tonight. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
632 We’ll still need a guitar player from April to October. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
633 It certainly has a warm sound. 1.4062 0.04441 192 127 52 13
634 Yes, Jesus was a carpenter and obviously not a plumber. 1.4061 0.04243 197 128 58 11
635 when the Bishop told you to get the pipes fixed, hiring a plumber was not your finest hour. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
636 I find that it helps me let off steam. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
637 So you did go to the seminary after vocational school. 1.4053 0.04471 190 126 51 13
638 Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. Nice work Father. 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
639 Maybe too steampunk for this parish. 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
640 The pipes, the pipes are calling 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
641 "The Good Lord lets off steam in mysterious ways". 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
642 And you say you just Googled "pipe repair"? 1.4032 0.04202 186 119 59 8
643 You must be my warm up act. 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
644 Still a little cold in the back. Can you play it again one octave higher? 1.4031 0.03856 191 118 69 4
645 Something to 'warm up the room' was a figure of speech. 1.4031 0.04575 191 129 47 15
646 I got it from the 'Immaculate Convection' collection. 1.4031 0.04453 191 127 51 13
647 You get a much warmer sound this way.. 1.4022 0.04368 184 120 54 10
648 When it’s hot, it bangs out a little Bach. 1.4022 0.04087 184 116 62 6
649 Instead of the music soaring, it seems to radiate. 1.4021 0.04421 189 125 52 12
650 Play louder--the pews in the back are freezing. 1.4021 0.04608 189 128 46 15
651 Father, the plumber said it's not baroque. 1.4021 0.04787 189 131 40 18
652 Yeah, I know, but it just has that warm sound that digital can never replicate. 1.4021 0.04787 189 131 40 18
653 Have you tried banging on it? 1.4021 0.04728 189 130 42 17
654 Will we have to find a plumber to tune it? 1.4021 0.04024 194 123 64 7
655 I can see you are under a lot of pressure. 1.4021 0.04024 194 123 64 7
656 It was on sale. 1.4011 0.04703 187 128 43 16
657 Okay, now we just need to find a way to turn steam into wine. 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
658 so much for the organ donor 1.4011 0.04883 187 131 37 19
659 Most churches go with forced air. 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
660 Do that “click, clack, clickack, cli-cli-clung” sound I hear in my apartment every day. 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
661 Well now we know why it came in under budget 1.4011 0.04451 187 124 51 12
662 This baby tends to run a little hot. 1.4011 0.03594 187 112 75 0
663 Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes. are banging now... 1.4011 0.04579 187 126 47 14
664 I have to say it does have a warmer tone than the old one. 1.4011 0.04386 187 123 53 11
665 How many organ tuners did you say hung up on you? 1.4011 0.04386 187 123 53 11
666 It burns much cleaner than fire and brimstone. 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
667 You never play anything cool. 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
668 It takes a little while to warm up. 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
669 a thousand 'Christians' in this congregation and not one organ donor... 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
670 It sounds awesome and will save us a bundle on utilities. 1.4000 0.04612 185 125 46 14
671 Simply radiant, Father. 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
672 Blowin off some steam, are ya? 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
673 I know that it's not ideal but our only other choice was hell's bells. 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
674 This should warm them up a bit. 1.4000 0.04417 185 122 52 11
675 It won’t stay in tune, should we call the plumber again? 1.4000 0.04612 185 125 46 14
676 They call it steampunk, sir. 1.4000 0.04979 185 131 34 20
677 It's for Handel's "Water Music" 1.4000 0.04212 185 119 58 8
678 It's a radiator. It's not supposed to be tuned. 1.4000 0.04350 185 121 54 10
679 You're too hot to Handel. 1.4000 0.04799 185 128 40 17
680 Just warming up, your grace. 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
681 Play "We Got Steam Heat" 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
682 It only plays one note, but it's really loud. 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
683 The damn thing seems to play itself no matter what I do. 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
684 Plus, it's cut our heating bill in half. 1.4000 0.04350 185 121 54 10
685 I asked for more cow bell. 1.4000 0.05038 185 132 32 21
686 I told you not to go with the low bidder! 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
687 You must have friends in high places if you got the super to fix that! 1.3989 0.03792 183 112 69 2
688 Nice Pipes. 1.3989 0.04447 183 121 51 11
689 Because the Lord is our landlord, and banging on the pipes is how we get His attention. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
690 If it's not baroque, don't fix it. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
691 No. I did not suggest that you try playing with more convection. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
692 Call the super–this thing's baroque. 1.3989 0.04646 183 124 45 14
693 What inspired you to perform The Water Music? 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
694 No. I wanted music for the Eternal Creator, not the Infernal Radiator. 1.3989 0.04958 183 129 35 19
695 Think anyone will notice? 1.3978 0.04898 186 131 36 19
696 Just avoid the augmented fourth. It’s getting hot as hell in here. 1.3978 0.04778 186 129 40 17
697 It's called Toccata and Fugue in Steam-minor 1.3978 0.05015 186 133 32 21
698 It's chilly in here, is that baroque again? 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
699 Do you think, by Sunday, you could eliminate some of the clanks? 1.3978 0.03648 181 109 72 0
700 That fugue was positively radiant. 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
701 Keep in mind. The President will be preaching about a bigger organ. 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
702 Funny, that piece usually sends chills down my spine. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
703 Sounds a little flat. Did you try turning the knob the other way? 1.3978 0.04410 181 119 52 10
704 Well, that's one way to warm up the crowd. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
705 Try it. It’s a great way to blow off some steam. 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
706 I guess that explains the $25,000 for shipping and handling 1.3967 0.04080 184 117 61 6
707 Not just fire today, okay? Play some brimstone too. 1.3967 0.04875 184 129 37 18
708 All the music just goes to the ceiling. 1.3967 0.04814 184 128 39 17
709 The organ transplant didn't turn out as I expected. 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
710 It's our best chance to compete with hot yoga. 1.3966 0.04441 179 118 51 10
711 It does radiate a certain warmth. 1.3955 0.04473 177 117 50 10
712 Your predecessor just couldn't take the heat. 1.3944 0.04351 180 118 53 9
713 Could you play a little faster? The parishioners are complaining about the cold. 1.3944 0.04491 180 120 49 11
714 I call it my "Well temperatured Clavier"... 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
715 Do you want this psalm in Fahrenheit or Celsius? 1.3944 0.04351 180 118 53 9
716 If nothing else, it has a warm sound. 1.3944 0.04491 180 120 49 11
717 Warming up before mass? 1.3944 0.04760 180 124 41 15
718 But it's hard to find a plumber who works with Holy Water. 1.3944 0.04760 180 124 41 15
719 Trust me, this way the landlord has to pay if it breaks. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
720 Not what I imagined the new pipes would look like, but it does have a warm tone. 1.3944 0.04422 180 119 51 10
721 It radiates beautifully. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
722 Hot, right? 1.3944 0.04627 180 122 45 13
723 You need to stop calling it, “Jesu Joy of Man’s Perspiring.” 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
724 Father Murphy says Steampunk will attract the millennials. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
725 Sounds a bit rusty. 1.3944 0.04279 180 117 55 8
726 Letting off some steam, brother? 1.3933 0.04729 178 122 42 14
727 Try something from the The Well-Tempered Radiator." 1.3933 0.04862 178 124 38 16
728 I’ m HVAC certified. I can tune it myself! 1.3933 0.04927 178 125 36 17
729 Can you play a little louder, it’s too cold in the back 1.3933 0.04796 178 123 40 15
730 We have a request for "knocking on heaven's door." 1.3933 0.04796 178 123 40 15
731 Sounds hot. 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
732 Can you stop the hissing while I am preaching? 1.3920 0.04412 176 116 51 9
733 I know, I know...but trust me...you and everyone else will warm up to it in time. 1.3920 0.04185 176 113 57 6
734 It's time to start the service - are you done warming up yet? 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
735 It saves money, and it's not as bad as the baptismal font/coffee maker. 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
736 Didn't you ask for a piece that radiates? 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
737 The way you play, nobody’s going to notice the difference. 1.3920 0.05031 176 125 33 18
738 I appreciate the effort but you are one pipe short of an octave. 1.3920 0.04412 176 116 51 9
739 Play another round. The rear pews are still a little drafty. 1.3920 0.04412 176 116 51 9
740 Just letting off some steam, are we? 1.3920 0.04262 176 114 55 7
741 It's Trump's idea, Father. 1.3908 0.03885 174 108 64 2
742 Works especially well with Vivaldi's "Winter"! 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
743 You rap on the pipes to signal the guy upstairs. 1.3908 0.05201 174 126 28 20
744 In one word, radiant! 1.3908 0.04590 174 117 46 11
745 I really like the way your last hymn radiated through the church! 1.3908 0.04802 174 120 40 14
746 Play it again, that was hot. 1.3908 0.04443 174 115 50 9
747 How about a fugue? I'm chilly. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
748 No wonder it's as hot as hell in here, Father. 1.3908 0.04590 174 117 46 11
749 Then really turn up the heat when I get to Leviticus. 1.3908 0.04213 174 112 56 6
750 Just keep playing until it's not so damn cold in here. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
751 If they can't stand the heat, father, they can get out of the church. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
752 Maybe turn it counterclockwise first. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
753 Shall we open with, 'Let it Bleed'? 1.3908 0.05072 174 124 32 18
754 I'm just getting warmed up. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
755 "I would urge you not to pull out all the stops". 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
756 It has a nice warm tone. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
757 It was built by a member of Congress. 1.3908 0.05072 174 124 32 18
758 Simply radiant. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
759 Have you tried tuning it to Celcius? 1.3908 0.04939 174 122 36 16
760 I think they misunderstood what we meant by pipe organ ! 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
761 Keep pedalling, it's freezing in here 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
762 Start with a little Bach to warm up the crowd. 1.3899 0.04798 159 107 42 10
763 What can I say? Collections are down. If you can think of a better way to heat the church on a budget, I am all ears. 1.3895 0.04550 172 115 47 10
764 Keep playing, my bath water is still running cold. 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
765 Don't you think they get enough hot air from me as it is? 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
766 You got off easy, next month their replacing the altar with a giant toaster. 1.3895 0.05113 172 123 31 18
767 What an absolutely immaculate convection. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
768 It's ideal for performing Handel's "Hot Water Music" 1.3895 0.05113 172 123 31 18
769 The bad news: the church is going solar. The good news: we bought you an electric keyboard. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
770 It has warmth, but lacks intimacy. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
771 When you said a "hot new pipe organ," I had something else in mind. 1.3895 0.04320 172 112 53 7
772 Nice pipes, huh? 1.3895 0.04475 172 114 49 9
773 That's the last time I let a plumber fix our pipe organ. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
774 The Lord squeaks in mysterious ways. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
775 Let's try more clang and less hiss. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
776 Yes, but is steam punk really liturgical? 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
777 A bit steamy for the church, don't you think? 1.3873 0.04676 173 118 43 12
778 Out of tune? But the super just repaired it yesterday. 1.3873 0.04530 173 116 47 10
779 Turn it up. Today's sermon is about Hell. 1.3873 0.04530 173 116 47 10
780 I said 'Aeolian-Skinner'; he heard 'American Standard' . . . 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
781 No wonder it's hot as Hell in here. 1.3869 0.04771 168 115 41 12
782 Our parishioners complain there is already enough hot air coming from the pulpit. 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
783 I said, "Let us radiate joy and happiness", and it appears that you interpreted that quite literally. 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
784 Of course, it takes a while to warm up. 1.3869 0.03862 168 104 63 1
785 It still uses pipes, but it makes a warmer sound. 1.3869 0.04771 168 115 41 12
786 It's absolutely radiant! 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
787 When I asked for a warmer tone, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind... 1.3869 0.04462 168 111 49 8
788 The new rules say we can't let the altar boys see our organs. 1.3869 0.05335 168 123 25 20
789 The choir had to go, but I can feel my toes again. 1.3869 0.04462 168 111 49 8
790 It's especially well-suited for Knockin' On Heaven's Door. 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
791 It seems to be missing the upper register 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
792 I don’t think we have ever cleaned behind it. 1.3869 0.04541 168 112 47 9
793 I expect radiant music for Sunday's service. 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
794 Well this won’t take the heat off the Catholic Church… 1.3867 0.04600 181 124 44 13
795 When I asked if you could warm up the congregation I was thinking of something a bit more spiritual. 1.3864 0.04620 176 120 44 12
796 It’s out of tune. Call the plumber. 1.3860 0.03734 171 105 66 0
797 The HVAC plumbers clearly misunderstood which pipes I asked them to repair. 1.3860 0.04331 171 112 52 7
798 Which pedal controls the banging? 1.3860 0.04251 171 111 54 6
799 We got it used from one of those mega churches. 1.3860 0.04563 171 115 46 10
800 Your playing still lacks warmth 1.3860 0.04410 171 113 50 8
801 This is not what I meant by "warming up the crowd." 1.3860 0.04638 171 116 44 11
802 Give clanks to the LORD, for he is good. 1.3855 0.04244 166 107 54 5
803 ....whistles a little in E Flat, but we won't be freezing in here anymore! 1.3855 0.04808 166 114 40 12
804 Pull out all the stops - the sacristy is a bit chilly this morning. 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
805 No Bach, only heavy metal or steam punk 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
806 Well, the hissing after the sermon isn't exactly a blessing. 1.3841 0.04094 164 104 57 3
807 Ever feel like we are tiny beings in a larger world? 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
808 This model is known for its upper register. 1.3841 0.04528 164 109 47 8
809 You keep losing steam half way through. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
810 I can't hear a thing either. Let's call the plumber back. 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
811 Do you know any Radiatorhead? 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
812 I don't know. Maybe we should reconsider this Craiglist thing. 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
813 St. Peter's got solar panels. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
814 Blowing off a little steam Father? 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
815 It just doesn't sound the same in the summer. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
816 THIS will bring in the flock on these cold winter days! 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
817 The janitor--bless his soul--can be a little passive-aggressive. How many times did you say you complained to him about your hands being cold? 1.3818 0.04253 165 107 53 5
818 The Devil made me do it. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
819 Yes, I see those advantages for now, but what will we do when summer comes? 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
820 The Lord warms in mysterious ways I guess. 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
821 I can't say it has improved your playing, but it sure is nice and toasty in here. 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
822 Thank God, I thought someone was hissing at me from the pews. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
823 Sure, some people come for the radiator. But I like to think they stay for us. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
824 Pipefitters, Steamfitters, who would have known the difference in the yellow pages. 1.3818 0.05332 165 121 25 19
825 The man upstairs doesn't like it when you bang on the pipes. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
826 Change keys? We'll have to call the super. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
827 First Congregational Church in Winnipeg 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
828 Warmed up yet? 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
829 Do we really want the church to be "hotter than hell"? 1.3818 0.05192 165 119 29 17
830 It's not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer. 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
831 You were hot tonight. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
832 We should upgrade to forced air 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
833 Thou shalt not hire non-union labor, my son. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
834 Bach. The Steampunk variations. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
835 P. D. Q. Bach installed it personally, so the Landmarks Commission won't let us put in a new one. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
836 I think you’re taking this steam punk thing a bit too far, Father Julius. 1.3804 0.04193 163 105 54 4
837 I think I need to be more precise with my prayers for new pipes for the organ. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
838 Have you tried banging on the pipes? 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
839 Father Thomas, this is how you play with more convection! 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
840 I see no need to warm up. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
841 Now that’s some set of pipes. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
842 This should get the audience warmed up. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
843 So, do we pray for steam or bang on the pipes? 1.3804 0.04455 163 108 48 7
844 No, it only bangs if you pull out all the stops. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
845 Can you adjust to a higher octave? The choir's getting cold. 1.3804 0.04540 163 109 46 8
846 I'm playing Handel's 'Hot Water Music' this Sunday. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
847 Not quite what I had in mind...but you’re getting warmer. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
848 And all this time I thought the hissing was a reaction to my sermons... 1.3804 0.04703 163 111 42 10
849 From the sound of it you need to blow off some steam. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
850 I suppose that's what you call putting the pedal to the metal. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
851 Just trying to let off a little steam, Father. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
852 It’s still a little cold in here. Can you raise the tempo? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
853 You say it's frugal in February, but you'll call it martyrdom in August. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
854 Well, I have to admit, it radiates warmth. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
855 The choir wasn't good today but the organ was hot. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
856 We couldn't afford to repair both the organ and the heat. 1.3789 0.04128 161 103 55 3
857 The bass just radiates, doesn't it? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
858 I should have read the fine print on the organ donor registry. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
859 It came from St. Calliope's. 1.3789 0.05356 161 118 25 18
860 Can you increase the tempo by about 2 degrees? 1.3789 0.04574 161 108 45 8
861 "Have you seen the new Baptismal Fountain, it's a Jacuzzi"! 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
862 Should it be hissing like that? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
863 I wondered why Joe's Plumbing and Heating was listed as an organ donor. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
864 I still think a thermostat would have been simpler than a keyboard. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
865 Something a little less steamy, perhaps? 1.3789 0.04221 161 104 53 4
866 I told you not to order from Amazon. 1.3789 0.04658 161 109 43 9
867 I’m just blowing off steam. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
868 It does have a warmer sound, but the heating bills are killing us. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
869 The parishioners demanded the music resemble the message, sir. So I found this heavy, cranky instrument that's filled with hot air. 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
870 Could you play something a bit more uptempo? The back pews are still complaining of a draft. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
871 I think we awarded the contract to the wrong Pipe Fitters. 1.3782 0.04668 156 105 43 8
872 I have to admit that it does produce a very warm sound. 1.3782 0.03895 156 97 59 0
873 You’re right, they do sound the same. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
874 ...and, it's a holy water dispenser. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
875 If you want me to play all eight verses of that hymn, it's going to be hot as hell in here. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
876 Sorry. I just needed to let off a little steam. 1.3774 0.04694 159 108 42 9
877 I don’t know. Have you seen the church’s heating bills lately? 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
878 It’s a high pressure gig - the last guy couldn’t take the heat. 1.3774 0.04521 159 106 46 7
879 I'm getting heat from above. 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
880 The man upstairs is banging on the pipes again. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
881 I said "radiant", not "radiate." 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
882 Once the clanging stops it sounds pretty good. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
883 You told me to play with more warmth, didn't you? 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
884 Yeah, so we're hoping you can play 'The Well-Temperatured Clavier '! 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
885 Ever since we got the new organ, it's hot as hell in here. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
886 You can call it Steampunk, but I call it heavenly. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
887 The Bible says God was angry. Not steamed. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
888 It's less of a crescendo and more of a constant hiss. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
889 Still, probably best to avoid "huge hot organ" in the concert flyer. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
890 The super had better get that working by 11 o'clock mass 1.3774 0.04609 159 107 44 8
891 Let me remind you, the church can barely afford pianissimo. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
892 "Heavy metal," huh? 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
893 I was just warming up. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
894 Heavy metal? not a big fan. 1.3774 0.04609 159 107 44 8
895 Fine; but what about summer? 1.3774 0.04521 159 106 46 7
896 Let's start again -- take it from the third hiss after the second clank. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
897 New York apartment in D major. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
898 Are you sure? I swear I heard the congregation hissing. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
899 It's the hottest thing in music right now. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
900 Wow, that was the hottest "Amazing Grace" ever. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
901 Just letting off a little steam. 1.3774 0.04249 159 103 52 4
902 And I always thought it was the congregation making the hissing sound. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
903 I wonder how solar would sound? 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
904 Maybe it will sound better when it gets warmed up. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
905 It needs more cowbell. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
906 Your music radiates a unique warmth. 1.3750 0.04671 160 109 42 9
907 I’m just letting off some steam, Father. 1.3750 0.04836 160 111 38 11
908 Can you fix the hiss before Sunday? 1.3750 0.04671 160 109 42 9
909 If you can find the right key the hissing will stop. 1.3750 0.04411 160 106 48 6
910 That tone isn't quite right, but you're getting warmer. 1.3750 0.04499 160 107 46 7
911 Is that 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Heater'? 1.3742 0.05427 155 114 24 17
912 I am pleased with the overall sound, but the knocking during Ave Maria was a distraction. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
913 Sorry, your playing leaves me cold. 1.3742 0.04590 155 104 44 7
914 Sometimes you just got to blow off some steam. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
915 As Bach would say, a Well-Tempertured Calvier. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
916 I guess the Devil is in the detail. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
917 It’s got a nice warm tone. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
918 I like that piece. It seems to radiate warmth. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
919 If it does not work, we may be in hot water! 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
920 Yeah. But can you do “Ker boom boom BANG” at 3AM? 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
921 One second, let me warm up a bit. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
922 If you could push the psalms a little longer than usual that would be great. The pastor needs his mittens dried. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
923 I really play to let off steam 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
924 I agree Monseigneur, it sounds radiant. 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
925 How long does it take you to warm up? 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
926 I think we had different ideas about the music radiating throughout the hall 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
927 Do you know Jesu, joy of Man’s Perspiring ? 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
928 I used to play, to let off some steam. 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
929 I do admit that I had a bit of language difficulty when I ordered the thing from Naples... 1.3718 0.04657 156 106 42 8
930 Deus ex machine? 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
931 Not sure this will improve our summer attendance. 1.3701 0.04115 154 99 53 2
932 God works in mysterious ways ...our building engineer works in mischievous ways. 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
933 Our parishioners complained that our services lacked warmth. 1.3701 0.04414 154 102 47 5
934 What if we open the windows? 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
935 That’s the last time I go with the lowest repair estimate! 1.3691 0.04602 149 100 43 6
936 Truthfully Father, it sounds like hell and is damn near as hot. 1.3691 0.04189 149 96 51 2
937 Sorry I'm a bit rusty; I'm still warming up. 1.3691 0.03967 149 94 55 0
938 It's what they play in Hell. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
939 I called maintenance. As long as the church next door controls the volume, there's not much we can do. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
940 Sounds good except the occasional banging noise. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
941 Sure it sounds good but the fuel cost is killing us. 1.3684 0.04638 152 103 42 7
942 It was sent from above, but we thought it would be rude to say anything. 1.3684 0.04035 152 97 54 1
943 Thank God, St. Calliope answered our prayers. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
944 To be frank, our parishioners can't hear anymore and their hands are cold. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
945 The bass notes are nice, but the hissing could use some work. 1.3684 0.04543 152 102 44 6
946 I am just letting off a little steam. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
947 I think He meant “music shall heal the soul”, not heat the soul. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
948 When I asked you to warm up the choir, this is not what I meant. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
949 I want them to know what Hell feels like. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
950 When the Vatican said they were consolidating departments, this is not what I expected. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
951 No wonder it’s hotter than hell in here. 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
952 On the phone he assured me that they were experts with pipes. 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
953 I admit I was skeptical... but its atonality is strangely nice and toasty. 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
954 Whew! So that's what the alter boys meant about your hot organ. 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
955 I just don't think you will be able to play that register. 1.3684 0.04638 152 103 42 7
956 "Twice on the pipes, if He ain't gonna show"? 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
957 Well, you said you wanted a hot time in the old house tonight. 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
958 Wonderful organ. The music seems to radiate from it. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
959 When I said, "Play something that warms the soul," this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3673 0.04432 147 97 46 4
960 It's a two-part invention, with a warm upper register. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
961 More allegro. I'm cold in the apse. 1.3673 0.04217 147 95 50 2
962 Why don't you try taking it down a few degrees? 1.3673 0.04536 147 98 44 5
963 I thought we agreed to no longer use 'Moe's Heating & Organ Repair'. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
964 You didn't reach God, but the Pope in Rome just called. 1.3673 0.04217 147 95 50 2
965 I too find that playing is a good way let off a little steam. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
966 Take the summer off. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
967 No disrespect, Father, but it's hotter than hell over here. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
968 Did you try opening the valve? 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
969 God called again. It’s still too loud. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
970 Banging it with a wrench often works. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
971 No, I'm not familiar with Bach's sonata in steam minor. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
972 Lent is a time of penance, Andrew, not torture. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
973 I have a confession to make. I may have ordered the wrong one. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
974 I see you've pulled out all the stops today. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
975 Try G major, I'm still chilly. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
976 Remember my son, it is not heat we seek, but light. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
977 The new organ sounds radiant! 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
978 I thought I'd finish with a rousing rendition of "Steam Heat." 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
979 I asked Him for inspiration. He thought I said perspiration. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
980 Better cool it down a little bit my son. Ain't nothing worse for a young priest than playin' with a hot organ. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
981 Play "Baby its cold outside". 1.3655 0.04245 145 94 49 2
982 The gurgling and hissing, the heat. Perfect for my sermon on Hell. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
983 I still think it would have been more reverential for Harry's Heating Service to sponsor a stained glass window advertisement. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
984 This oughta give them some idea of what music from hell would be like. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
985 I had the pipes replaced. Now each note radiates! 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
986 You might want to crack the window. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
987 It seems like a complicated way to adjust the temperature. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
988 We probably should have been more specific when we asked the plumber to "fix the pipes". 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
989 Don't worry Father, I'll have the crowd warmed up well before your sermon. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
990 Do you know 'There'l be a hot time in the old town tonight?' 1.3649 0.05520 148 110 22 16
991 I'm afraid it's out of tune again. Time to call the plumber. 1.3649 0.04613 148 100 42 6
992 Not quite what I meant by asking you to radiate more warmth! 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
993 Sorry, Father. I was just letting off a little steam. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
994 Technically it’s a percussion instrument. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
995 When I said let’s get new pipes, you weren’t supposed to call the Plumber! 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
996 When I said "try radiating some warmth," I was referring to your sermons. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
997 Beautifully played, but it lacks the warmth that I was hoping for. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
998 On the flip side, the new basement heater sounds absolutely beautiful. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
999 Let us pray we get an organ transplant. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1000 The ad was for a pre-war, rent-controlled chapel sublet. What sort of organ did you expect? 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1001 Masses are really starting to heat up. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1002 I said ‘inspiration’ not ‘perspiration’! 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1003 I asked for something that would resonate not radiate. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1004 Play 'Misty' for me. 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1005 Funny. No one has ever told me my organ was too big before? 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1006 It sounds like a lot of hot air. 1.3649 0.04512 148 99 44 5
1007 Will your playing improve if I adjust the thermostat? 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1008 Play something warm. No, play something radiant. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1009 Do you know any Radiatorhead? 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1010 It's just until we earn enough at Bingo to pay the heating bill. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1011 Can you turn up the volume? It's a bit cold in here. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1012 It'll sound better once the pipes warm up 1.3636 0.04303 154 102 48 4
1013 I hear the Lutherans are getting one of those forced-air organs. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1014 A little steamy for the congregation don't you think? 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1015 Twice on the pipes, if the answer is 'no'. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1016 If it stops working, bang on the pipe. 1.3630 0.04649 146 99 41 6
1017 Letting off a little steam are we? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1018 Well it's definitely a warmer sound. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1019 It's getting cold in here....play the next song in G. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1020 The refrain gathers steam, then ends with a hiss boom bah 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1021 I was praying for a big donation, but should have been more specific. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1022 Is it just me, or do you hear a whistling sound in the upper register? 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1023 Yes, it's hot. I just like to give the parishioners a taste of where they could be going. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1024 ...but you said my music sent chills down everyone's spine! 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1025 Warming up? 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1026 I thought the congregation was hissing at my sermon. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1027 Mrs. O'Grady called again from upstairs. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1028 When you’re finished playing with it, turn it down a few degrees. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1029 Giving the wicked a sneak preview? 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1030 It allows the music to radiate through the church. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1031 I was just warming up. 1.3630 0.03993 146 93 53 0
1032 The Landlord will hear us now. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1033 Goddamn Craigslist! 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1034 Maybe if you put a bowl of water on top you won't sound so dry. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1035 Lower registers, please. The nave is freezing. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1036 It isn't pretty, but it does have a nice warm sound. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1037 Well, this should blend nicely with all the hot air that's emanating from the pulpit. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1038 Well, I think this should take care of the draft in the church. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1039 Play something hot and steamy 1.3630 0.04110 146 94 51 1
1040 The neighbors upstairs are wondering if you could turn it down. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1041 Certainly sounds more radiant now. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1042 Just be careful. The high G can melt the windows. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1043 And you can dry your wet mittens on it too. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1044 Solar panels were too expensive. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1045 Yes, you were right. The congregation prefers steam to hot air. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1046 The service starts in ten minutes. Have you warmed up yet? 1.3630 0.04441 146 97 45 4
1047 The congregation was divided between buying a new heating system or a pipe organ. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1048 It sounds a little rusty to me. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1049 Sounds like a lot of hot air to me. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1050 Tone's much clearer now that we drained it. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1051 As church music goes I'd say that was pretty steamy. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
1052 When you play, it becomes hot as hell in here. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1053 Well, it did solve the pigeon problem. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1054 I just condemned the entire congregation for gossiping about the size of your organ. I guess that was—premature. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1055 I can't wait to listen to you playing Handel's Water Music with this gadget 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1056 Well, Brother, some like it hot. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1057 Would you like to hear Handel's Water Music? 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1058 We're just getting warmed up. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1059 So the music goes 'round and 'round and comes out where? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1060 If that really was God knocking, You'd think He'd have a little better rhythm. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1061 Ah! Music that warms the soul. 1.3630 0.04547 146 98 43 5
1062 Your music should inspire, not perspire! 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1063 Now let them say we lack warmth. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1064 Amazing Grace turns it up 5 degrees! 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
1065 Our board decided that a plumber woud be less expensive than an organ tuner. 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
1066 It sends the wrong message, Franklin. The congregation already thinks we're full of hot air. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1067 Your recycling efforts are inspired. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1068 It adds warmth to the music. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
1069 I received complaints that your hymns are way too steamy. 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
1070 Our church member Ned from Ned's Plumbing and Heating generously upgraded our pipe organ. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1071 It can also make cappuccino. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1072 I thought I noticed more warmth in your playing lately. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1073 I bet it took an act of God to get that through the church door. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1074 Are you sure you can blend the wheezing, hissing, and banging into our hymns? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1075 Could you play a little faster? There is a draft by the altar. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1076 I miss the old calliope too, but more people are coming to mass on cold mornings... 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
1077 It radiates a warm sound. 1.3611 0.04364 144 95 46 3
1078 If it gets any colder in here, play everything fortissimo. 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
1079 It helps me let off steam. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1080 It has such a warm tone 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1081 Try it in a higher register. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1082 Steam Punk in the service of the Lord, you say? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1083 Not much on sound .. but we save a ton on heating bills. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1084 Don't get too excited. Nothing steamy. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1085 Forgive me father, for I have steamed. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1086 Now, listen to "Amazing Grace" on the whistle setting. It's a blast! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1087 A word of advice, bang all you want but you annoy the upstairs neighbor at your own peril. 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
1088 eBay. Why? 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1089 This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to change the register 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1090 I like the warmer sound 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
1091 I meant "at the same time," when I said to "replace the pipes with the radiator..." 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
1092 Well it is not exactly Fire and Brimstone, but it is large radiant heat. 1.3597 0.04452 139 92 44 3
1093 So this is your plan to warm up the choir? 1.3597 0.04333 139 91 46 2
1094 Your keyboard work is simply radiant! 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1095 They say the organ technician used to be a plumber 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1096 Every time I play low C, the neighbors start banging on the ceiling. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1097 Play something for the apartment upstairs. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1098 Just don't bang on all night. 1.3592 0.04617 142 96 41 5
1099 It doesn't look temporary. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1100 It’s more energy efficient than an electric organ 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1101 It helps warm up the audience 1.3586 0.04450 145 97 44 4
1102 I thought I heard a hissing during my sermon. 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
1103 There'll be a hot time in the old church tonight! 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1104 I know the sound is not great, but the church will be happy with our contribution to renewable energy. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1105 Yes Father, God does work in strange ways. 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
1106 It speaks to my Lutheran frugality 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1107 I knew we shouldn't buy it off eBay. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1108 O Danny boy--the pipes, the pipes are calling. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1109 We were hoping for something a little more J.S. Bach and a little less Spike Jones. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1110 We should be proud. It's the first heavy-metal organ in Boston. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1111 Yes, it does make me feel warm all over but I don't think it's because of the way you play it. 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
1112 The plumber is on his way to tune it. 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
1113 `Turn the big black Handel and there`s your Watermusic.`` 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1114 I think it sounds hideous, but my soul seems oddly warmed 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
1115 I'm warming up to it. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1116 Looks like you pulled out all the stops. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1117 We should not have bought an organ from a heating company. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1118 I play all today's hottest tunes. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
1119 I like the sound, but we have to get rid of the banging! 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
1120 The heavenly sound just radiates 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
1121 Ever heard of "steampunk"? 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
1122 Oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are warming. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1123 Tune it a bit colder this week. Too many parishioners dozed off last Sunday. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1124 Guess it'll be a hot time in the ol' church today! 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1125 Father! I think I've found that warmer sound you were looking for... 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1126 "Steam heat" is not appropriate liturgical music. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1127 Play Toccata and Fugue in D minor; that heats it up to about 75. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1128 I call it "The Hot-Tempered Clavier" 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1129 Well I guess that's one way to fire up the congregation! 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1130 Once more, with warmth. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1131 You know how expensive organs are and how much it costs to heat this place. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1132 Do you want me to put it back in your office? 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
1133 Thought I heard the pipes calling. Were you playing "Danny Boy"? 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
1134 You said my performance lacked warmth. 1.3566 0.04903 143 100 35 8
1135 New instruments don't have that warmth. 1.3562 0.04426 146 98 44 4
1136 Doesn't sound right. Was it flushed? 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1137 What a set of pipes! 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1138 Hot pipes! 1.3551 0.04460 138 92 43 3
1139 Your music radiates. 1.3551 0.04577 138 93 41 4
1140 You must be the warm-up act. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1141 No, I said I wished it could be more radiant. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1142 It's 2 degrees out. Try the Bach. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1143 If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the chapel! 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1144 Go ahead and let off some steam 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1145 Play some music that goes well with an overheated church and a sermon on hell. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1146 Wait for the finale, it really heats up. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1147 When I get to the part about eternal damnation, go into 'Heat Wave'. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1148 Its one shrieking note is more fitting to the times. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
1149 We may have to open a few windows for the Hallelujah Chorus. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1150 Maybe a little less "s-s-s-s-s-s" in the second chorus. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1151 Good, but can you get rid of that banging? 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1152 So you’re the warm up act? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1153 I donno, I still think vinyl sounds warmer. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1154 What a wonderful way to let off some steam. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1155 Remember, you're just the warm up act. 1.3529 0.04612 136 92 40 4
1156 I thought the "Restore the Organ" campaign needed to pick up some steam. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1157 It's certainly been a blessing this winter. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1158 I'll let you finish warming up. 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1159 No, I don’t think Mannheim Steamroller is appropriate. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1160 No, but hymn a few bars, and I'll fake it. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1161 "Not streaming music. Steaming music.' 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1162 This is not what I expected when you said the new pipes would radiate sound. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1163 I'm thinking this might be perfect for my eternal damnation sermon. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1164 Be patient. The Lord said he'd send a guy down. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1165 Call the super. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1166 Truthfully, parishioners hate the music, but they love the heat. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1167 'Steam Heat' is not my idea of a hymn. 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1168 Well it seems a innovative addition but remember no steamy music. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1169 I'd have the super fix the banging noise, but it helps keep the flock awake. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1170 It's making that hymning sound again. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1171 It was on sale at the steampunk store. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1172 Playing the organ has always been my way of letting off steam. 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1173 And we make the steam from old holy water 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1174 Hmmm ... the plumber tuned it just last week. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1175 For the last time, I will not play "Steam Heat!" 1.3521 0.04379 142 95 44 3
1176 Parishioners say your music radiates a natural warmth 1.3507 0.04768 134 92 37 5
1177 Before I agree to this, I want to hear you play "Chattanooga Choo Choo". 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
1178 Our HVAC contractor is an organ donor. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
1179 Committee? 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1180 I like it's warm tones. 1.3504 0.04586 137 93 40 4
1181 Makes sense. The donor was head of the Pipefitters Union 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1182 Just play a few scales. It'll warm up. 1.3504 0.04220 137 90 46 1
1183 How hot thou art! 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1184 I hadn't expected steampunk to crossover to sacred music. 1.3485 0.04561 132 89 40 3
1185 The plumber was cheaper. 1.3485 0.04686 132 90 38 4
1186 Does it play anything other than 'Steam Heat'? 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1187 That's not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted the music to radiate. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1188 Yes indeed, Vatican II changed the sound of the liturgy in many ways. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1189 It has warm tones, but could you get rid of the knocking notes. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1190 Yeah, these ancient cathedrals are a pain to heat. 1.3485 0.04300 132 87 44 1
1191 Hit it hard when we pass the collection plate. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1192 I like it. It warms the place up. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1193 I got it from a mega church. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1194 Our parishioners love your version of, 'Steam Heat.' 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1195 Christ, it's hot in here! 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1196 Hello, Father. Just thought I'd blow off some steam. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1197 It turns hot water into hot air! 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1198 It's all part of our new sustainable energy program, Father 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1199 Our parish is aging, the tradeoff works for them. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1200 Letting off a little steam, father? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1201 Jesus Christ, that was hot. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1202 Try playing "The Heat is On." 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1203 It's very simple: you play, we get warm; you stop, we get cold. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1204 May the Lord bless Craig and his list. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1205 Nothing too steamy. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1206 This is one way to radiate God's Glory. 1.3478 0.04895 138 97 34 7
1207 That’s totally rad. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1208 Father Mike, we'd like you to radiate more warmth through your music. 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
1209 Yes, Monsignor, you're right. It's a great way to blow off steam. 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1210 Wow...the Bishop is going to be steamed when he sees this ! 1.3459 0.05551 133 99 22 12
1211 This is the Fire and Brimstone model? 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
1212 Your music radiates warmth. 1.3459 0.04407 133 89 42 2
1213 We're adding another service and I don't want you to run out of steam. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1214 Must you take so long to warm up? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
1215 She may be old, but she's still hot! 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1216 I've got to admit, the sounds it emits are both soothing and warm. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
1217 I guess some like it hot 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1218 Play something that radiates more empathy. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1219 Any thoughts on why our heating bill is through the roof this month? 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1220 Brother, can't you just wear socks? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1221 It needs more cowbell. 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1222 Gotta hand it to you, once you warm up, you're not bad. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1223 Could you raise the thermostat to G#? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1224 I'd say we're going to need a plumber to tune these pipes 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1225 Also, you can tap it with a hammer when you want to get the Big Guy's attention upstairs. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
1226 I thought metal meant something entirely different. 1.3456 0.04351 136 91 43 2
1227 Play it again with a little more steam. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1228 I like ours better than Our Lady of Calliope's 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
1229 Any requests other than "Steam Heat"? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1230 When I said I wanted to hear radiant music coming from the pipes, this isn't what I meant. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1231 I thought it would be a good way to warm up the congregation for your sermons 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1232 I'm going to take a lot of heat for this decision 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1233 Technically they are pipes. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1234 D sharp in the second octave is off again. Better call the super. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1235 Sometimes I need to blow off a little steam. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1236 You're right - this should definitely warm up the crowd. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1237 Except for a couple clangs and hisses, it really improves the acoustics in this room. 1.3435 0.04695 131 90 37 4
1238 I understand. Sometimes you just have to let off steam. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1239 Give me a second to warm up. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1240 Letting off a little steam, father? 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1241 I’m already warmed up. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1242 No, no, more "hiss" and less "bang" 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1243 Prepare yourself. We're going solar. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1244 I think it may need a bleeding. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1245 My mother always told me it was no more than a pipe dream. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1246 It sounds great, but the holy water keeps evaporating. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1247 Now maybe we can get by with less hot air from the pulpit! 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1248 You're right. It has a very warm sound to it. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1249 Could you take it down an octave? It's getting a little hot in here. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1250 You know, He was also a heck of a plumber... 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1251 Don't judge me yet, I'm still warming up! 1.3435 0.04695 131 90 37 4
1252 There's nothing I cherish more that a warm religious experience. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1253 Pick up the tempo, brother. It's a little chilly in here. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1254 All I hear is hissing 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1255 Play louder. I'm cold. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1256 Ahh...But the sound is simply radiant! 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1257 The big guy asked us to turn up the heat, right? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1258 Well, if it helps you warm up before services, so be it. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1259 Now that's what I call a warm tone 1.3435 0.04695 131 90 37 4
1260 Technically, it is a calliope. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1261 You're in hot water. 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
1262 Nice set of pipes. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1263 Now that you mention it, it does sound better than the one in my apartment 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1264 Well, one critic says it "exudes astonishingly warm tones." 1.3435 0.04568 131 89 39 3
1265 Music helps me let off steam. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1266 It’s unorthodox, but the music does radiate well. 1.3435 0.04165 131 86 45 0
1267 Clangs a bit, but I love the warm tone. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1268 Time to pull out all the stops. The parishioners are freezing. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1269 You said you wanted a higher register. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1270 Do the best you can. This summer we'll exchange it for an air conditioner. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1271 Get it tuned. It sounds like its knockin' on heaven's door. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1272 I'm ready to heat things up, Father! 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1273 When I said you need to warm up before each Service, that's not quite what I had in mind. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1274 Drain it before you pull out the stops. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1275 It's a psalm-warmer 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1276 I'm warming up to the idea. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1277 Play Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1278 I don't know, John, I think you're just running out of steam. 1.3413 0.04802 126 87 35 4
1279 Sometimes I just need to let off some steam 1.3413 0.04802 126 87 35 4
1280 Rabbi Rabinowitz across the street gave us a good deal. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1281 It’s a chorale. It begins with staccato clicking, then it recapitulates with a head of steam. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1282 I never heard "Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling" sound so good! 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1283 Is it hard to play Silent Night on that thing? 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1284 With luck, you will not reject the donated organ. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1285 Letting a little steam off? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1286 Well, I don’t think that’s quite in the right register... 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1287 Nice try, but the space heater still has to go. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1288 Your last piece was a little too hot and steamy. 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1289 It's a bit out of tune but we've gotten no complaints about the heat. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1290 We losing younger people to the Protestant church. They use the electric baseboard. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1291 I'm just warming up, Father! 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1292 It's a simple fact, Monsignor: a half-million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to! 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1293 I play it to let off steam 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1294 It still hisses when I hit G. 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1295 I agree, the new organ has a warm sound. 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1296 Who knew Handel's "Water Music" could be so hot. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1297 When I said, I want a radiant organ, this is not what I meant... 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1298 Our primary instrument is in the main chapel. This one's just for warming up. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1299 This will show the Methodists across the street. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1300 No, no that's way off! It was three clanks, two rattles and one hiss. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1301 You understand that only makes sense to New Yorkers? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1302 I had something else in mind when you said you purchased a steam pipe organ. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1303 Really wish we could open those windows a bit. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1304 It was a donation from the plumbers union. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1305 At Seminary I did a double major, Religious Studies and Experimental Sound Practices with a minor in Heating and Air Conditioning. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1306 Play something from the SisssssTeen Chapel 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1307 I love the warmth of the tone. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1308 If you can manage some hot licks....we're freezing down stairs. 1.3411 0.04332 129 86 42 1
1309 I'm only warming up! 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1310 Warms the soul, doesn't it? 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1311 At least it’s not a calliope. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1312 Can you lay off the bass pedals? It's getting hot as Hell in here. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1313 What if it adds to global warming? 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1314 You said you wanted a warmer sound 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1315 Once it warms up it really whistles. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1316 Can you play a little Steampunk? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1317 So are you done warming up or what? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1318 I STILL say, leave the urban folk music to the Unitarians. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1319 Reviews are in. Your playing's occasionally clunky, but still radiates a certain warmth. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1320 There were complaints that your playing lacked warmth. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1321 It DOES lend the music a certain warmth doesn't it? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1322 This piece is titled 'Fugue in Apartment Twelve C Major'. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1323 We think the banging is God telling us to keep it down. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1324 More heat, less brimstone. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1325 So your previous experience is playing the accordion? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1326 Are you sure it's supposed to clang like that? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1327 It sounds like hell. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1328 Pull out all the stops and heat this place up. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1329 I don’t think that is what Handel intended for his Water Music. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1330 Tell Him I'm just warming up. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1331 Have you thought about opening that valve? 1.3411 0.04603 129 88 38 3
1332 The place is freezing. Play some of Handel's Hot Water Music. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1333 It's a little steamy for the church, isn't it? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1334 We merged the music and maintenance budget. You're now the deacon of pipes. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1335 I know I said the clangs were musical, but they’re not that good. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1336 It has a warm tone, doesn't it? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1337 So YOU'RE the guy in 5C. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1338 Yes, I supposed this will help your playing radiate warmth. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1339 Play something hot. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1340 Overcompensating for something, Deacon? 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1341 There's a warmth to your playing that wasn't apparent with our old organ. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1342 Hmm... I see your pipe dream is heating up! 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1343 We have a request from the audience for 98 degrees. 1.3406 0.04177 138 92 45 1
1344 This is what you get for hiring a plumber to repair the pipes. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1345 You'll take the heat if it sounds bad. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1346 Any response to our prayers? Twice on the pipes if the answer is no. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1347 The steampunk organ should bring in the millennials. 1.3387 0.04564 124 84 38 2
1348 It's not Art if it's not disturbing. 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1349 Hey, Do you know "Steam Heat" from The Pajama Game!!?? 1.3387 0.04706 124 85 36 3
1350 That should rattle their pipes. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1351 It does radiate good will. 1.3386 0.04772 127 88 35 4
1352 It’s a steam pipe organ. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1353 Our prayers were answered but now we need a second miracle to pay the heating bill. 1.3386 0.04772 127 88 35 4
1354 Do you know "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley?" 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1355 Father Ron, I’m just letting off a little steam today. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1356 We really saved switching from forced air. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1357 It's fine for now, but how do we keep them coming when the weather gets warmer? 1.3386 0.04639 127 87 37 3
1358 I like how the music really radiates in this room. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1359 I can do rising steam as you ascend the pulpit. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1360 there's a hiss in your A minor. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1361 This should take care of the "not enough heat" complaints 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1362 The new church organist comes highly esteamed 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1363 I renounced Satan for THIS? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1364 Rad! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1365 You play with great warmth. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1366 This will sound great when you play the part about radiant beams from heaven above. 1.3386 0.04362 127 85 41 1
1367 Looks like you’re just warming up. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1368 Can we try it without the clanking? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1369 Maybe we should just go back to the fire and brimstone. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1370 I asked for an expresso machine we got this! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1371 This way the congregation will feel the radiance of the Lord 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1372 Turn up the heat a bit... My weeks sermon is on Mark 9:43 and gun violence. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1373 It may not sound as good as our old pipe organ but at least it'll keep the church warm this winter. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1374 I guess we should have realized that our plumber would have a different solution to upgrading our organ pipes. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1375 It really causes the music to radiate. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1376 You're fogging up the windows. 1.3386 0.04362 127 85 41 1
1377 I knew a pipe organ for $500 on eBay was too good to be true. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1378 A question: Which stop makes the clanging? 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1379 Hot riff! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1380 I agree. The clanking adds majestic tones. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1381 Nothing like a Hot Bach Fugue on cold Sundays. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1382 Well that might explain that banging we keep hearing. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1383 Maintenance promises it’s temporary. 1.3386 0.04639 127 87 37 3
1384 Ah, I see the Father took April Fools a little far again this year... 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1385 Can you play it one octave cooler? 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1386 Which keys make the clanking and banging sounds? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1387 It only plays one note, but it's got really warm tones. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1388 The chimes they are a-changin'. 1.3385 0.04575 130 89 38 3
1389 Do you mind playing anything other than 'The Heat Is On'? 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1390 Every time I play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor it gets hotter than hell in here! 1.3361 0.04449 122 82 39 1
1391 No more Bach; it scalds the choir. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1392 Let off a little steam...by Easter, you'll get a Handel on it. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1393 You know, it might be nice to have music BEFORE November 1st. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1394 Letting off a bit of steam, are you. my son? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1395 I don't care. "Steam Heat" has NEVER been in the canon. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1396 Not what we had in mind when we ordered pipes. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1397 It's a great bargain . . . Sundays for music . . . the rest of the week for heat. 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
1398 Perhaps it's time we convert to electric. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1399 Well, at least the sound radiates warmly. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1400 The choir is complaining about the heat. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1401 I just tap it with a wrench. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1402 You just learn the organ part and those pipes will knock out the entire drum solo to 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida'. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1403 Holy Shit. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1404 I believe I said "Simply radiant", not "Simply radiator". 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1405 I've combined my two great loves - organ music with some heavy metal. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1406 Blowing off steam, brother? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1407 The super doubts he can get it fixed before Easter. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1408 Your tone lacked warmth 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1409 Can you tune it down to 65 degrees? 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
1410 O.K., but don't say it's hotter than Hell. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1411 Ok. Now you can play “Light My Fire.” 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1412 Just try to warm the place up. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1413 I see you're all ready for the steampunk mass. 1.3360 0.05896 125 96 16 13
1414 "...that he might present to himself a radiant church." Ephesians 5:27 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1415 This isn’t exactly what I meant when I said the choir needed to warm up. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1416 You're right. It does sound like a calliope. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1417 The bishops nephew has an HVAC company. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1418 How about a Steam-Punk rendition of Panis Angelicus? 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1419 It can get messy when you pull out all the stops. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1420 I need to talk to you about our heating bills. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1421 You asked for a pipe organ, so don't complain. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1422 Can you play a little slower, parishioners are complaining that it is getting too hot in here? 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1423 The sound does radiate more 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1424 I DID say "radiant!" 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1425 Could you play a little more softly? It’s getting quite warm in here. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1426 Steampunk? What exactly is that? 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1427 Genius, Father Bob! Combining the organ repair collection with the heating fund. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1428 No Heavy Metal in Church! 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1429 Can you adjust that so we can get some hot water in the rectory 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1430 The clanking is more than made up for by the unusually warm tone. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1431 Too rad for Sunday Service? 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1432 I said the music should radiate 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1433 We're going to need a bigger church. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1434 Heat works in mysterious ways... 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1435 We felt it added a little warmth to the music. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1436 Just play it cool and nobody will notice. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1437 Handel would enjoy the authenticity in your Water Music concert. 1.3359 0.04742 128 89 35 4
1438 When I said the organ needed new pipes, I didn't think you'd hire a plumber. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1439 Play me some steam punk. 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
1440 OK, you're right, the sound does radiate. 1.3359 0.04475 128 87 39 2
1441 The Sisters all agree that you're really sounding hot lately. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1442 Can Handel Handle The Heat! 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1443 Good guess. You're getting warmer. 1.3359 0.04742 128 89 35 4
1444 Your playing is radiant. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1445 Sorry it so loud father, I was just blowing off some steam. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1446 Try more cow bell. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1447 The congregation says your music just radiates throughout the church. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1448 You can really bang those pipes. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1449 I'm not sure the doxology was ever meant to sound quite that steamy... 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1450 So far all I hear is hissing and clunking, but keep playing, maybe it just needs to warm up. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1451 I know somewhere else that's hot 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1452 It gives a warmer tone. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1453 With heating costs the way they are, it was either this or close the church. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1454 So you're warming up with Haendel's Water Music. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1455 I know, I know but did you consider wearing a thicker sweater ? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1456 Just wait till you hear it at night. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1457 I was expecting the sound to be warmer. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1458 The super is on his way. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1459 We´ll give you a raise through the winter months. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
1460 Somewhere between the knocks and hisses, it's all power and no glory. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1461 I've never heard Bach played with such warmth. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1462 Steam organ. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1463 Brother I know you love Handel's Water Music but ----- 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1464 Father, I can’t figure out why this thermostat has so many buttons. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1465 The hard part is synchronizing with the clanging. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1466 Entry note: Mr. Dernavich's cartoon needs no caption. Any caption will diminish the strong impact of its visual humor. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1467 Can you play something cool? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1468 Maybe something in C hiss. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1469 Yes the Lord certainly does work in mysterious ways. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1470 The monsignor said I needed to radiate more warmth in my playing. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1471 Oh, you wanted organ pipes. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1472 The plumber has suggested adagio. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1473 Doesn't the lower register feel too warm to you? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1474 It’s unseasonably loud. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1475 Monsignor,even priests have to let off a little steam once in a while. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1476 For problems do you call a tuner or a plumber? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1477 Sunday we’ll be doing ‘The Hallelujah Chorus’ with a steampunk vibe. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1478 I don’t know, Frank. It sounds fine, but Mrs. Weatherby will still say the sanctuary is too cold. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1479 How about we warm up the place with a little Manheim Steamroller? 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1480 Can you play it without that whistling sound? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1481 Good, Father, good. Let the music radiate to the heavens! 1.3333 0.04448 129 88 39 2
1482 Sure, but it’s unnerving when the neighbors bang on the pipes during my sermon. 1.3333 0.04167 129 86 43 0
1483 We used the same basket for the Organ Refurbishment Fund and the Heat Restoration Fund. We’ll never comingle funds again. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1484 You´re playing too softly, the congregation is freezing. 1.3333 0.04448 129 88 39 2
1485 Turn up the heat on the next hymn, Father Joe. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1486 Sorry Jim, no music today. Holy water main burst up on 86th. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1487 Please warm up the choir. 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1488 Now bring the heat 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1489 I've been studying steampunk music recently. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1490 I’m not sure the Lord wants us using steamy numbers to fill the pews, Father. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1491 Cool! 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
1492 Do you know “hot time in the old town tonight”? 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1493 I'm tired of Water Music. Can you play Steam Heat? 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1494 Now we can radiate more sound. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1495 The faster you play the hotter it gets! 1.3306 0.04394 124 84 39 1
1496 And it comes out . . . Where? 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1497 The worst part is when God gets back from the gym and tosses his gigantic undies on it. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1498 Father, this isn't what I meant when I said that I wanted the music to radiate throughout the church 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1499 You sound a little rusty. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1500 Your music really radiates. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1501 What a great set of pipes. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1502 Cute....but 'Steam Heat' is not a liturgical piece... 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1503 I love the warm tones. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1504 Playing is my way of letting off a little steam. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1505 We got a good deal, it also heats the church. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1506 I'm concerned about your sweaty psalms. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1507 "Radiate in His glory" is a phrase we take seriously around here. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1508 It’s hotter than Hell in here! 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1509 Now you can hiss back at the congregation. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1510 No wonder your playing warms parishioners’ hearts. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1511 That is one awesome set of pipes. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1512 I guess you took me literally when I said “turn up the heat in the choir.” 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1513 We're switching to solar following the Sunday service. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1514 I asked God to send me a sign if global warming is real, and well... 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1515 Ya, but how will it sound during the summer? 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1516 I'm just blowing off some steam. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1517 I'm still cold, pull out all the stops 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1518 Maybe "blow off some steam" was the wrong term to use. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1519 I did say we wanted your music to radiate warmth, but... 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1520 Looks good but sounds like hell! 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1521 We should have been more specific on the type of pipe organ we wanted 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1522 What I like best are its warm tones. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1523 ......,on the other hand, the heating bill has really gone down. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1524 WE GET WONDERFUL ATTENDANCE IN THE WINTER. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1525 Should we warm up before the service? 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1526 You're gonna be the hottest organist our church has ever had 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1527 The organ company may have misinterpreted my request for a warm sound. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1528 You were hot tonight. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1529 Now bring the heat 1.3306 0.04604 121 83 36 2
1530 It looks simply radiant. 1.3306 0.04294 121 81 40 0
1531 I don't know how your playing radiates so much warmth! 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1532 Try tuning it again. It still sounds like a monkey with a hammer. 1.3306 0.04452 121 82 38 1
1533 The other pipe organs were way outside our budget. 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
1534 How about opus 72F? 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1535 Hope you can perform under heat. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1536 I'll admit, the Bach Toccata sounds much more radiant this way. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1537 Just keep a copy of Handel's Water Music handy in case it springs a leak. 1.3305 0.04349 118 79 39 0
1538 Strange... I've never noticed it before. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1539 It’s my way of letting off steam 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1540 I'm playing The Hot Water Music - by Handel 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1541 Yes, I did say we should exude warmth. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1542 What's that hissing sound? 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1543 Ah, that's what you meant by 'totally rad'. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1544 The sound really does radiate now, don't you think? 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1545 Wow. that's taking steam punk to a whole new level. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1546 Would you mind if I use it once in a while to blow off steam? 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1547 "It's going to be hotter than hell in here". 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1548 Well, that's one big, hot organ. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1549 Enough warm up...play something... 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1550 Can you play a piece with a lot of chords? It’s a bit chilly this morning. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1551 We installed it for your hell raising sermon. 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
1552 But this one goes to eleven. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
1553 When they were talking about hot air, I thought they were talking about me. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1554 That’s funny, Father Stephen... You’ve never played in that register before. 1.3277 0.04483 119 81 37 1
1555 I that knew it was a bad idea to buy new pipes on eBay. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1556 It's getting hot in here 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1557 When I said I want your playing to radiate God's warmth, this is not what I had in mind. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1558 This way, we don't have to hire percussionists. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1559 I think we need to take up a collection for an organ transplant. 1.3277 0.06098 119 93 13 13
1560 Warming up for midnight mass? 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1561 Just make sure the hymns don't get too steamy. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1562 It supplies its own percussion section. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1563 It's chilly here, play harder. 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
1564 I've been getting a lot of heat from upstairs about your new amplifier. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1565 Some like it hot. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1566 You’re hot today. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1567 Crank it up on Sunday during my Truth About Hell sermon. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1568 It knocks and hisses at first, then it fires up no problem 1.3276 0.04707 116 80 34 2
1569 Looks like you’ve got the low register covered. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1570 Some in the congregation feel the music is too steamy. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1571 It has great warmth of tone. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1572 Considering where most of our parishioners will wind up, that's the last thing they'll need. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1573 The congregation would like you to stop playing with the heater. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1574 Boy the sound really radiates through the church, doesn’t it? 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1575 Well, it’s one way for our church to radiate warmth and love. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1576 I'm sorry, Brother Aloysius, but the bishop has forbidden you to play anything by Mannheim Steamroller on this organ. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1577 It's organic heat. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1578 Can you try for a warmer tone? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1579 Let's lay off the DIY for some things, Brother Dan. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1580 Before the main service, play a few hymns to warm up the congregation. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1581 When the central heating kicks in, it really soars 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1582 Atonal? 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1583 Where did you learn to play the radiator? 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1584 Do you think it will attract millennials? 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1585 The Devil made me do it. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1586 But can you play cool jazz ? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1587 It’s amazing how the music radiates through the church. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1588 I said play something radiant. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1589 Your prelude-and-fugue is so moving, but at the same time, it seems to dry out my sinuses. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1590 My socks dry in like 2 minutes so I have no complaints. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1591 Since we can't be trusted around kids anymore, I thought this would be a good way to blow off a little steam. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1592 It's our new steampunk organ. Has a more contemporary sound 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1593 It sounds absolutely radiant. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1594 This is our heavy metal version. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1595 Are you sure this is how Bach let out steam? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1596 Blowing off a little steam Father? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1597 Father, can you play “Steam Heat” by Peggy Lee? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1598 Please play something that radiates with the entire congregation. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1599 Still too warm. Try keeping it below Middle C. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1600 JUST WARMING UP FOR SUNDAY SERVICES! 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1601 We're going to need a bigger church. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1602 Brother, do you ever play a hot organ. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1603 What the hell? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1604 THis gives pipe dream a whole new meaning. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1605 Huh. So no matter what keys you press, it just clangs loudly and makes the whole place uncomfortably warm? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1606 Feel free to pipe in whenever you like. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1607 The low C sounds fine, but the guy up stairs is banging for more heat. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1608 Does this thing hook up to Bluetooth? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1609 Knock knock knockin’ on heaven’s door! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1610 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor always turns up the heat. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1611 The upper registers are clear as a bell, but below middle C it has a tendency to gurgle. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1612 Let me guess. You’re a native New Yorker. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1613 Wait'll you hear this baby after I build up a head of steam. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1614 NOW will it play "Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door"? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1615 Now that's heavy metal! 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1616 So this is what you meant by multi-purpose? 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1617 Is it a comission from Peter Schickele? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1618 These budget cuts to the arts are getting ridiculous. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1619 Letting a little steam off? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1620 No, I'm afraid I don't know the Latin for "the radiator's hissin', still I need your kissin'..." 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1621 If the congregation sings, they get heat. If they just mouth the words like every other Sunday, then keep it cold. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1622 Just think how good it would sound if you could actually control it. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1623 Just warming up for the service, Father. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1624 Yes, God DOES work in mysterious ways....but have you considered acapella? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1625 God is the light, but you need to bring the heat. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1626 We had it repaired by a plumber. Saved the church a lot of money. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1627 Some of notes are a little off, but you should hear the whistle! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1628 God works in mysterious ways. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1629 I didn't say propane, I said profane. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1630 Your chords are making my psalms sweaty. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1631 ‘Turn up the heat, brother... it’s fire and brimstone time!’ 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1632 I am just letting off a little steam. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1633 And what will you be playing after your warm up? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1634 Smith, I want your playing to radiate, RADIATE 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1635 Your technique needs work but you do play with great warmth. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1636 The congregation feels your music is a little too steamy. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1637 Yes, I was aware it is cold in here. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1638 Sounds hot. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1639 I love the way the high notes hiss. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1640 Damn! That’s hot! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1641 Pipes are pipes. And the plumber was cheaper. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1642 Any idea where the clang came from in that last fugue? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1643 When it comes down to it, we're really about just blowing steam... 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1644 You really know how to make these pipes rattle 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1645 Good that you could repurpose that baby. 1.3248 0.06049 117 91 14 12
1646 Gone were the days when the organist's hands and feet were too cold to play "con brio"! 1.3248 0.04675 117 81 34 2
1647 Why is it every time I say ‘serpent’ it makes a hissing sound? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1648 Finally -- a new use for Holy Water! The Archbishop will be delighted. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1649 Plumbers work in n mysterious ways. Ours not to question why. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1650 The clanks sound OK, but the rattling has to stop. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1651 It's still clanking, but I've got a prayer in to the super. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1652 The guy in the organ showroom insisted that this is the hot model. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1653 It really puts the vent in advent 1.3223 0.04266 121 82 39 0
1654 It’s easy to play, but difficult to bleed. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1655 No, not hard at all. Once I turn the tuning valve it pretty much plays itself. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1656 "How about something Handel - maybe 'Water Music'"? 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1657 I cannot play with cold hands. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1658 We're gonna need a bigger furnace. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1659 I confess. I need to blow off a little steam! 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1660 To bring the music up you have to bang on the pipes. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1661 We needed some percussion. 1.3220 0.04643 118 82 34 2
1662 Sounds like it's time to go Solar. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1663 Steam is making a huge comeback, 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1664 Can you play it in a higher register? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1665 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Toast! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1666 Would you mind turning it up an octave? 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1667 The lord told me to buy it. I didn’t know he was joking. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1668 It was was more economical than replacement windows. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1669 It would truly sound better if you bleed out that last chord 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1670 I think I see your problem. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1671 Does the sound radiate better? 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1672 I know, but I like how the toilet flushes in F sharp major. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1673 The heat is on 1.3217 0.04711 115 80 33 2
1674 This is not what I had in mind when I asked the Diocese to improve the pipes in our church. 1.3217 0.04711 115 80 33 2
1675 It gets a little hot, but the sound really radiates! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1676 Radiant music, my son. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1677 Some people are saying your songs are too hot. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1678 The congregation is very uncomfortable with your music this Summer. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1679 You're gonna be in a lot of hot water for getting rid of those pipes! 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1680 How about 'There'll Be A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight?' 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1681 Such a warm sound! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1682 It's a little tough to tune, but it sure radiates the praises of God 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1683 I'll now play Bach's Radiator Toccata 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1684 It takes Mass to Massive! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1685 Your hiss and clang makes the angels weep. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1686 I think this will give it a warmer sound. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1687 These new pipes make the hymns sound more radiant somehow. 1.3217 0.04546 115 79 35 1
1688 Sure it's fine now, but how are you going to feel about it in the summer? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1689 I'm sorry it was too loud Father. I've been under a lot of pressure. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1690 Not what I'm used to, but I'm starting to warm up to it. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1691 It’ll sound better if you just bang on it a few times. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1692 Sounds great, except for that little hiss in the bass. 1.3217 0.04711 115 80 33 2
1693 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1694 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said the church pipes need replacing. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1695 Well, it said “warm sound” on Alibaba... 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1696 Sounds like it needs tuning; I'll call the HVAC guy. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1697 and then you'll warm up the crowd. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1698 But it has a nice warm sound. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1699 Just play something hot. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1700 The congregation refers to us now as the Steam Team. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1701 I've seen bigger. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1702 That was the bishop. He wants it back, the tiny cathedral thing isn't working out. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1703 Father Richard’s brother is a plumber. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1704 Do you know any Mannheim Steamroller? 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1705 The instructions read, "Just Add Water". 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1706 It has to warm up. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1707 Our biggest donor likes heavy metal. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1708 Are you sure it's in tune? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1709 I mean it sounds like it's working, but I'm not feeling anything. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1710 God is pleased you're playing with more warmth these days. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1711 It came with with our Refrigerator/Confessional! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1712 Couldn't you warm up by just playing scales? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1713 The bishop and I got into an argument over this. It got quite heated. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1714 Just be sure it's 72 degrees and in B minor at all times. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1715 It's the hottest pipe organ anywhere. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1716 Hissing? No, I don't hear any hissing. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1717 Like it? I think its much more Gothic than the espresso machine we used to have. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1718 Bringing the heat on Sunday I see. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1719 It produces a lovely, warm sound. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1720 I guess it's true. Religion is just a lot of hot air! 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1721 Try to play with a little more warmth. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1722 Need I mention a place that’s hotter? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1723 Now play like it is a Cold Day in Hell. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1724 I don't remember all that knocking in Bach. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1725 The parishioners are cold. Play louder. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1726 Let there be heat. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1727 We saved a lot of money having the plumber repair the pipes. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1728 I guess we shouldn't have ordered pipes in Latin! 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1729 I did not tell you to get the congregation all steamed up ! 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1730 They said, if we had any problems, just call the super. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1731 Bach has never sounded so radiant. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1732 I thought you understood I would be playing Handel's Water Music. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1733 For the last time . . . COOL IT! 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1734 Play loud. There's another Nor'easter coming in. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1735 Now that Easter is just a few weeks away, Francis, it's great to see you finally practicing under full steam! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1736 Just letting off steam I see. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1737 I think it’s time we discussed your Pinterest obsession. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1738 We may be small, but we know how to improvise. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1739 And here I thought it was your beautiful playing that warmed my soul. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1740 My lesson on hell was suppose to be more metaphorical. 1.3186 0.04748 113 79 32 2
1741 Too steamy for church? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1742 Oh Danny boy the pipes are your calling. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1743 Would you mind pumping a little harder? It's getting chilly in the vestry. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1744 I've always been a fan of that warm analog sound. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1745 I do believe spell check had its way with "radiant glory" when I sent in my request for a new organ. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1746 It gets 35 BTUs to the hymn... 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1747 And they put a wind turbine in front of the pulpit. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1748 It's the calliope stop. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1749 You said my playing was lacking warmth. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1750 You certainly went to great lengths to blow off steam. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1751 It took us years to find someone who could tune it correctly 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1752 If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the choir loft. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1753 Going for a warmer sound? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1754 I wanted to heat things up a bit. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1755 You play radiantly 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1756 Well you were the one who said we needed more heartwarming music during services. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1757 You play with great warmth of tone. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1758 Yes, I can feel, feel, feel the heat. 1.3186 0.04579 113 78 34 1
1759 It's going to be hot as hell in here. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1760 I guess I should have been a little more specific when I said we needed a new set of pipes ... 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1761 We asked the architect to convey majesty and warmth. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1762 Is hiss and clang going to be our sacred response to "Sturm und Drang"? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1763 This is the evangelical model. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1764 A life of celibacy leads to blowing off steam every now and then. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1765 Next week, less rattle, more hiss, okay? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1766 I did tell the designer I wanted a radiant church. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1767 The congregation is still cold. Do you happen to know anything a bit more up-tempo? 1.3186 0.04748 113 79 32 2
1768 Cool pipes, Bro. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1769 I still feel a draft. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1770 I didn't think you could handle the pressure. 1.3186 0.04748 113 79 32 2
1771 Well then, just play something hot and steamy. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1772 It sounds like heaven but it feels like hell. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1773 Unfortunately, the organ budget didn’t allow for central air. 1.3186 0.04579 113 78 34 1
1774 Organists don't make mistakes. We develop variations. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1775 Play me something steamy. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1776 The Bishop’s family owns Trump Heating and Cooling! 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1777 The bishop is zealous about re-purposing. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1778 You manage to create such a warm sound 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1779 Yes its a little unconventional but you'll warm up to it after a bit. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1780 I meant, play radiant music. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1781 Music really warms the soul. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1782 I'll call the plumber to get this thing tuned up before mass. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1783 I understand that the price was right, but it only has one note. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1784 Brother, you have got some serious pipes. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1785 Yes, Steam Heat is a catchy tune but not for vespers. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1786 Our Winter Organ cuts down the Church's heating costs 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1787 When you said you wanted to show me your huge, hot organ, I had something else in mind. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1788 I think it gives you a warmer, more fluid sound. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1789 Hey, Bach only needed one register. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1790 Well, that's one way to radiate God's love... 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1791 What hymns are you going to clank out on Sunday? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1792 The previous organist left the congregation a little cold. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1793 Better. But this time I want you to really bring the heat. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1794 I know it's an unusual design, but it's powered by Holy water. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1795 I'll admit that your version of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" is impressive, but I think we need a more versatile instrument. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1796 I don't believe that this noise is joyful unto the Lord. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1797 It's still too cold. Try "Light My Fire." 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1798 The Hymnal does not contain "I've Got SSSSSteam Heat 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1799 Could you close a few stops? You're drowning the choir. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1800 This new organ doesn't sound so hot. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1801 Do you know anything cool? 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1802 Play “Eine Kleine Nacht Knocking Sound.” 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1803 The next time the church is in hot water, I'll blame your organ. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1804 It really radiates a warm sound. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1805 It’s pre war, I was lucky to get it 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1806 Sounds like the last one. Nobody'll know the difference. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1807 Finished warming up? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1808 Danny boy, your music is positively radiant. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1809 Father Brown is introduced to Handel's Hot Water Music 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1810 What do you mean my preludes sound like a lot of hot air? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1811 Nice organ. It's making me hot. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1812 Any idea why the nuns say they are freezing cold in the convent? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1813 It looks postmodern, but has a warm sound. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1814 All I'm asking is that you not bleed it during communion. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1815 For some reason I see it having only seasonal use. 1.3148 0.04860 108 76 30 2
1816 It’s probably just air in the pipes.” 1.3136 0.04769 118 84 31 3
1817 On that note...you're in hot water. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1818 Well, it will certainly scare the hell out of them! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1819 I didn't think that this is what you meant when you said we need to replace the pipes. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1820 We got a good deal on these replacement pipes. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1821 And in winter it can heat the church! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1822 I think this will warm up the crowd. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1823 Nice, but how about a hymn that radiates awe instead of warmth? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1824 This has pipes... 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1825 You shouldn't have called the super to get the pipes fixed. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1826 Such a lovely warm tone 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1827 Do you hear what I hear? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1828 It was on sale at J.S. Bach Furnaces & Heating Supplies. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1829 I wonder if Danny mixed up the paperwork on this one? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1830 It does have a hot sound.... 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1831 That one gave me the chills. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1832 Can you stop this incessant banging? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1833 It doesn't sound that beautiful, but it warms your soul! 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1834 This is not what I had in mind when I told you to put more warmth in your playing. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1835 ...and it will also heat the church! 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1836 Can you play ANYTHING other than 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door'? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1837 No, Father I am still not going to play inagaddadavida 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1838 Actually, the clanking helps keep time. 1.3119 0.04824 109 77 30 2
1839 I'm told the sound will radiate through the church. 1.3119 0.04824 109 77 30 2
1840 Didn't I tell you, you were on the wrong web page when you ordered it? 1.3119 0.04645 109 76 32 1
1841 This instrument has an excellent register. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1842 We both know that I wanted the sound to radiate throughout the church, but this is ridiculous. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1843 Let's open with "The Heat Is On," by Glenn Frey. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1844 Don't worry, They'll never know the difference... 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1845 When I said your music should radiate to the heavens, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1846 It's going to be a hot time in God's house tonight. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1847 So this is what a steam organ looks like! 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1848 That's the last time we call the heating guy to fix the pipes. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1849 Well, it was made in Texas... 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1850 Can't you make the higher tones a little warmer? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1851 we got a great deal on this organ from a church in Fairbanks 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1852 I suppose it makes more sense than the baptismal font / hot tub. 1.3119 0.06345 109 87 10 12
1853 Father Patrick, our parishioners do need to be aware that Hell exists... but is it really necessary to pack this kind of heat? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1854 It's an organic heater. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1855 We abandoned hymns for hot jazz ten years ago. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1856 I call it a 'Steampunk Organ.' 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1857 I told you not to use that plumber to fix the pipes. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1858 Yes...maybe a bit, but it's also the percussion section. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1859 I think we're going to hell. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
1860 I'm just blowing off a little stream. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1861 I must say Father Flanagan, your music really heats up the congregation. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1862 Now, when I said pipe organ,... 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
1863 The neighbor upstairs just complained about the clanking! 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1864 Let’s see you run out of steam with this baby! 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1865 This may explain the musical toilet. 1.3091 0.04959 110 79 28 3
1866 I'm wondering where you got the idea that God is hearing impaired? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1867 I’m playing jazz. Some like it hot. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1868 When I said the organ should be warmer, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1869 How do you think we crack these windows? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1870 I meant in timbre, not temperature. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1871 I’d say Handel is more of a moist heat. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1872 The pipes were frozen. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1873 Steve, we've had complaints that recently, one or two of the hymns have sounded 'a little steamy'." 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1874 It's flat-- I'll get the super to bang it with a wrench 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1875 The salesman said these are hot right now. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1876 The C Sharp is hissing again and the pedals are clanging, but at least the church isn’t so drafty. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1877 Your music is simply radiant. 1.3084 0.04863 107 76 29 2
1878 Hot pipes! 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1879 Looks rad. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1880 Well Father, I'd say you've made the best of a botched renovation. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1881 Quit warming-up and play something! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1882 That’s not when I meant when I said to warm up your pipes. 1.3084 0.04678 107 75 31 1
1883 Not exactly what I meant by a warmer tone. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1884 When they said your playing was radiant, I really had no idea. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1885 It scares the hell out of them. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1886 I think the congregation is warming up to the new pipes. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1887 Well, you said you wanted 'pipin' hot' music. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1888 Funny...it doesn't sound like Classical Gas 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1889 I like to play loud and let off steam. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1890 It's too darn hot 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1891 For what we paid, the sound should be Radiant! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1892 The new 'Steam Organ' has dramatically increased this winter's attendance! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1893 Bob Fosse stashed it here years ago. He was planning a revival of pajama game with an all nun cast. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1894 Your old pipes were Baroque and so was the heater. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1895 Yes, MOST of our new geothermal system piping is underground. But the architect thought this would harmonize nicely. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1896 I see you’ve resorted to convection therapy. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1897 Did you hear a hissing during the liturgy? 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1898 I think our 3D printer is broken. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1899 I find the sound quality superior....save for the occasional knock. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1900 The congregation is complaining. They're just not into the SteamPunk sound. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1901 At your skill level, I’m not sure anyone will even know the difference 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1902 If you want to be a better player, you'll need to move out of your comfort zone. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1903 So that’s why all the stops are labeled ‘hiss’! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1904 Steampunk ?? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1905 This is not what I had in mind when you mentioned an organ transplant. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1906 We hold the Lord in high es-steam. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1907 Trust me. Don't warm up too long. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1908 Are you warmed up? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1909 Play 'Steamy for me. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1910 Dollar bills stick to sweaty palms. 1.3084 0.04863 107 76 29 2
1911 The chapel is still cold. Play the Passacaglia at fortissimo this time. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1912 Might I say, my son, that interpretation of Handel was HOT. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1913 I was just getting ready to play Vivaldi's Winter 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1914 Sure, it cost a bit more, but it's a twofer. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1915 It really heats up in the Allegro section. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1916 I'm still waiting for the super to come by and tune this thing up 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1917 I think your music is too hot for our congregation. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1918 Can you keep it down to 68? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1919 It has really warm tone. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1920 How do you tell it to pipe down? 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1921 Okay if I touch this organ?! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1922 That should make our message radiate. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1923 Can you play "Let It Bleed" for me? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1924 No more Inna Godda Da Vada. The candles are melting! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1925 I know the hymnal says Love radiates, but, I don't think this is what it means... 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1926 Less heat, more light and ixnay on the Black Sabbath songbook. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1927 Which pedal is the whistle? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1928 I’ll admit the music does radiate. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1929 I was just letting off some steam. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1930 The super fixed it three times already and it's still making that hissing noise. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1931 This is why I'm hot. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1932 Hold that chord for a full five seconds when I say "brimstone". 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1933 Gonna have a hot time in the ol' pews tonight, Fatha. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1934 Just blowing off some steam? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1935 Can you Handel something in D cold flat major? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1936 When you hit B flat it hisses a bit 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1937 Can you play a little "Steam Heat" with a Patti Page flair? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1938 I have to admit you're getting a much warmer tone with this new setup. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1939 Did you hear it? It hisses every time you play Bach's fugue. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1940 That’s hot, Brother Tim. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1941 I just don't think that piece radiates enough warmth. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1942 Probably get more hot air from the pulpit! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1943 I guess I had something else in mind when you said you wanted to "bring some heat" to our musical selections. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1944 Such radiant tunes you play! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1945 It's Apple's new iOrgan. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1946 It produces a very good sound, except for the occasional clanging. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1947 I looked at those, but this one was top rated and the best seller. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1948 Andrew, I must admit that while somewhat unorthodox, it has a very "warm" sound. 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1949 After budget cuts, it was either this or replacing the holy water with tap. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1950 When I say “hellfire,” you bring the heat. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1951 Sorry Father! Just letting off a little steam. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1952 Just give me a sign and I can give them a feel of what Hell will feel like. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1953 I've never heard a hymn sound so steamy. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1954 Don't worry Johann, they'll be back once hell freezes over.. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1955 Will you be able to play more than squeaks and clanks by Sunday? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1956 More bells, less whistles. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1957 We were going for a warmer sound 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1958 Is it really that cold in here? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1959 These new pipes are so badly tempered, I can't Händel them. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1960 Our worship service is steaming live! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1961 Will it get hot enough for the Hellalujah Chorus? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1962 It sounds great, but it's making it hot as hell in here. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1963 Can you play 'Steam Heat' by Patti Page. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1964 That'll be perfect for my Fire & Brimstone sermon. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1965 The gas company gave us a discount on organ repairs for switching the heat to steam instead of electric! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1966 Well, Father, at least the shipping was free. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1967 The plumber gave us a really good deal on the organ restoration. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1968 Let's just say that some of the Vatican II reforms generated more heat than light. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1969 I told you-nothing too steamy! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1970 That'll put some crackle in the old stained glass. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1971 That’s going to take a lot of holy water. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1972 I may have misspelled "Radiance." 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1973 I don't think the donor is a match. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1974 You radiate spirituality. 1.3048 0.04514 105 73 32 0
1975 It's better than just banging on the pipes. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1976 It's for your hell-fire sermons. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1977 I was hoping for something even more radiant 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1978 "Your music radiates a nice warm sound, Wally. What's your secret? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1979 Yes, Monsignor, it is radical, but it's also innovative, stylish and emits a radiating and elegant warmth. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1980 It looks good, but can we get rid of that whistling noise? 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1981 If it's a warmer sound they want, then it's a warmer sound they shall get. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1982 Sounds so much better than our old electric heat organ. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1983 We both run hot and cold. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1984 So I take it you can only play during the winter? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1985 I've posted the theme for my sermon -- "A Mighty Furnace Is Our God. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1986 Finally, a proper performance of Handel's Water Music. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1987 Our use of holy water enhances the celestial tone. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1988 I used to find this piece chilling, but now I'm warming up to it. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1989 Your music radiates throughout the building. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1990 "Yeah, it's a new sound, but it's hardly cool. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1991 Brother Phil, let me hear you blow the thermostat off of this baby! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1992 Your playing truly radiates warmth. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1993 Hit the high note and they'll really feel the fire and brimstone. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1994 Do we really want steamy music radiating throughout the church? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1995 In a pinch, it's an accordion. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1996 I realize this model limits your repertoire, but a warm parishioner is a generous parishioner. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1997 Well maybe, but it just sounds like clanking to me. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1998 Sounds great, but can we do anything about the hissing? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1999 According to the heating engineer Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture will create the most heat. The cannons will be arriving this afternoon. 1.3048 0.04712 105 74 30 1
2000 I see God is playing another joke on us. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2001 The sound really radiates in here, doesn't it? 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2002 The tone is amazing. Plus, it doubles as an HVAC system. 1.3048 0.04514 105 73 32 0
2003 It’s cold in here - play something more up tempo. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2004 I have a plumber who owes me. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2005 Please Brendan, it's hotter than hell in here! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2006 No, it's not OK for you to play hot jazz. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2007 Next time you won't miss the Parish Council meeting. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2008 We thought it would help the pipe organ radiate that warmth the bishop was looking for! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2009 Cool jazz? What's that? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2010 It's been a great way to blow off some steam! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2011 It does radiate a powerful message, but it’s an awfully dry sound. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2012 That would explain the hissing sounds during Ode to Joy. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2013 If you're having trouble with it, just call the super. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2014 You should see our church mice. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2015 How about playing a little "Steam Heat". 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2016 If my fiery sermon doesn't work, I'm counting on you. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2017 So this is how you let off a little steam. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2018 The building engineer and music director are fighting again. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2019 Yes, yes, it sounds fine, Brother Timothy, but I still have this nagging suspicion that the Archbishop misinterpreted paragraph 46 of  Musicam Sacram. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2020 Now that's what I call Radiant Music! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2021 Feel free to blow off a little steam after my sermon. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2022 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2023 Didn't I see this on Shark Tank? 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2024 If you play that, we'll be in hot water. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2025 It plays warmer since we replaced the pipes. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2026 ... And never, ever, bang it with a hammer. It conjures the guy in the basement. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2027 It sounds lovely, except for that knocking sound. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2028 The notes radiate with such warmth. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2029 Father Jeffries, that Bach cantata was simply radiant. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2030 Well, what does it look like to you? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2031 God, I hate steampunk. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2032 We didn't have enough money for new heating and a new organ so we found a compromise. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2033 Amazing grate! How sweet the clank . . . That scald the bald clergy . . . 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2034 Lose the steam. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2035 The summer organ will be more of a challenge. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2036 It sounds better after I warm up. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2037 That was a rather steamy version of Nearer My God To Thee, but that's about all I can say. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2038 The organ tuner said this would add some warmth to the music. 1.3048 0.04712 105 74 30 1
2039 So that's why the water bill is so high 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2040 Now, that was radiant!” 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2041 I must say, Phil - you're playing is radiant! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2042 I understand it only makes that banging sound when you're warming up. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2043 I picked it up at Costco. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2044 That sounds hot. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2045 Let the notes radiate, brother. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2046 Let's give them a taste of hell after my sermon! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2047 Next time be more careful when you order a pipe organ 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2048 It's a little old-fashioned, don't you think? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2049 Looks great... but won't it get hotter than Hell? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2050 I said the chapel should radiate with warmth, but I guess it will do... 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2051 The congregation should warm up to it. 1.3028 0.04790 109 78 29 2
2052 I thought we'd settled on forced air. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
2053 Someone gave the Church a 3-D printer but no Instruction Manual. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
2054 If you bleed the pipes you might get less dissonance. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
2055 Can you play something steamy? 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2056 Hottest pipes in the diocese. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2057 The tone quality isn't great, but wait until you hear the percussion. 1.3019 0.04676 106 75 30 1
2058 Now that you’re warmed up, let’s hear what you can do. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2059 I got it really cheap ..... Thank God for Global warming! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2060 It's not the heat, it's the hymnody 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2061 That's one hot number 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2062 Management doesn't turn it on until November, but once it's on, it's REALLY on! 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2063 I appreciate the thought Father Joe, but I only want you to warm their hearts. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2064 The bass clank is strong but the treble hiss sounds a bit off. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2065 This is not the pipe organ I invisioned. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2066 I, too, have oft been blessed by Craigslist. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2067 Maybe we should warm up first. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2068 It's making the man upstairs uncomfortable. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2069 Hit the AC keys for cooling. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2070 What a set of pipes! 1.3019 0.04480 106 74 32 0
2071 Sometimes you just need to face the facts–God's light alone sure as heck doesn't keep this place warm enough. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
2072 I just need to warm up. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2073 There has been a call to heat up the music. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2074 We're ready. Are you finished warming up? 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2075 I call that the meaning of irony. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2076 I need to warm up before we begin the service. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2077 I'll call the landlord. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
2078 Your playing is radiant. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2079 The Italian plumber, DeLonghi fixed it, why? 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2080 Remember to pull out all the stops for the fire and brimstone sermon. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2081 I know it’s hot. The man upstairs controls the thermostat. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
2082 So this where you come to let off steam 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2083 I'm just not sure how comfortable we'll be with it in the summer. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2084 No Father, not that kind of hot organ. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2085 Yes, it can get a bit hot in here now, so I've given the choir permission not to wear any clothes under their robes. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
2086 It sounds warmer now, don't you think? 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2087 So if I pull out all the stops we can also warm up the room. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2088 I don’t know. It seems to me like a hear a whistling sound! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2089 Don’t worry, I only play that knocking sound while I’m warming up. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2090 You can probably guess where we are. 1.3019 0.06312 106 85 10 11
2091 The bishop is concerned that your style is a bit too steamy for Sunday services. 1.3019 0.04676 106 75 30 1
2092 The reverb is amazing, and wait 'till you hear the pop-off. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2093 It's hydronic, it's symphonic, and it has its own zone valve! 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2094 I thought simulating hell might up the offerings. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
2095 Boy, the Bishop's gonna be steamed! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
2096 The trick is to synchronize the rhythm of your piece with the bangimg of the pipes. 1.3019 0.04676 106 75 30 1
2097 Your hymn fills me with unexpected warmth. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2098 Wait 'till you hear the 'clanking' stop! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2099 It's repurposed. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2100 Play something hot, with some ping to it. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2101 It praises Hissssssss name. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2102 Perhaps now your music will radiate. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2103 Just can’t seem to get up enough steam today. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2104 Isn't that rendition a bit hot and steamy for a Sunday morning? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2105 You may have misunderstood when I said your music should emanate warmth... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2106 I must confess, the tone is warmer with the holy water. 1.3010 0.04542 103 72 31 0
2107 Actually father, it's a giant still... 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2108 The sound really does radiate! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2109 I learned to play in Brooklyn, on an instrument just like this one. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2110 It sounded a little out of pitch during the Mendelsohn recessional. I think you should call the plumber. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2111 Get a lot of requests for "Steam Heat"? 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
2112 It may have a limited tonal range, but the "hissing solos" are mind-blowing. 1.3010 0.04542 103 72 31 0
2113 It's John Cage's piece for prepared organ. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2114 Its sound is radiant. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2115 It's piping hot in here. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2116 Sounds good, but is it energy efficient? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2117 What do we do for music during the summer, Dr. Steampunk? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2118 They say pipe down. We say pipe up. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2119 The sound is amazing. But it is melting all the candles. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
2120 Did you consider double-pane windows? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2121 The pipes froze? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2122 Are you still warming up? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2123 This is simple... When you play well we get heat... When you play badly we freeze to death... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2124 (Sighs.) When I said “bring the heat on Sunday,” that’s not exactly what I meant. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2125 Should we warm up first? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2126 The sound is radiating! 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2127 Research shows that when the congregation is warm, comfortable and listening to religious music their contributions increase. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2128 Really radiates the sound, doesn't it? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2129 The Bishop has been getting reports that some of your hymns are just a bit too steamy. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2130 Do you have anything cooler? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2131 When I said I wanted the word of G-d to radiate through the congregation, this wasn't what I had in mind... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2132 There's already too much hot air in here! 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
2133 I don't believe that the change of register has improved your musical skills. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2134 Are you sure this is what Handel had in mind with his Water Music? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2135 Parishioners are complaining that your renditions are too steamy. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2136 David Dennison is in the confessional ?? Could you play louder ? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2137 Ok, ok. But wait till you hear me play the Norte Dame Fight Song. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2138 Do you know Bach's Fugue in G Minor for Radiator? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2139 Now the Man upstairs can't complain. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2140 I like it, but it only works in winter. 1.3010 0.04747 103 73 29 1
2141 It has a lovely radiant sound, doesn't it? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2142 When you're hot; you're hot. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2143 Because the congregation felt your playing didn't radiate enough warmth. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2144 Try a little more steam on the bass, I think. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2145 Hot organ, Johann. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2146 Can you play ANYTHING else on that thing besides "Hot, Hot, Hot?" 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2147 We might not use fire and brimstone, but we can still make it pretty warm in here. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2148 Our utilities bill is tax deductible. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2149 Who did you call to tune the pipes? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2150 Well, I'm glad to see your keeping within budget, but we're going to have to get the plumber in to tune this thing. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2151 It won't sound the same but we'll be warm. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2152 Play 70° in E Minor. 1.3010 0.04542 103 72 31 0
2153 The steam whistle is good. Now let's hear the water hammer. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2154 No, I'm afraid Pope Francis still won't be able to hear it. But our plumber is going to love you. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2155 Can you do warm air on the G string? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2156 In retrospect, this only made sense for winter. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2157 Would you happen to know that tune from "The Pajamma Game"? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2158 After the pipes in the old organ froze up for the third time the bishop decided to take preventive measures. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2159 Would you mind playing a little more quietly? It's hotter than hell in here. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2160 They give a really warm sound. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2161 I figured 'Goliath' was just the brand name 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2162 It’s pretty chilly outside. You’re going to have to play all night 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
2163 The choir requested less heat and more cowbell 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2164 The warmth of the music and lower fuel bills--God is good. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2165 Heat, lots of loud music, and dissonance: a perfect reminder of what Hell will be like if they end up there. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2166 The sound may not be great, but this is the first time I've been warm in years. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2167 Will it help with our heating bill? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2168 Less melodic this time and more clunking and hissing. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2169 I think I misunderstood when you said 'organ transplant'. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2170 The landlord took your "Radiate Joy" sermon seriously. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2171 I find the clanging does interfere with its warmer tone. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2172 Bring the heat, Padre. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
2173 Yes, I know you can't reach the valve. That's what the pedals are for. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2174 Stay away from those upper registers so the choir keeps their robes on. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2175 They're saying you're the hottest act in town. 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
2176 Go ahead and warm up. 1.2981 0.04710 104 74 29 1
2177 I’m no expert, but I thought the way you played the high-pitched hissing notes was perfect. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2178 Yes, it does put out a beautiful sound but we have to pay an arm and a leg to get an HVAC guy in here to tune it. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2179 I know some will see the light, but some should feel the heat. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2180 Great, but what do we do in the summer? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2181 I'll call the landlord. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2182 The Lord respects renewable energy. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2183 I knew the church was in hot water, but this is ridiculous. 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
2184 I'm banking on the steampunk crowd at the midnight service. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2185 Did you say a prayer before you decided to order online? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2186 Brother, the entire congregation should feel the heat now. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2187 Do you know “Steam Heat” from Pajama Game? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2188 Padre, are you certain that the sound will radiate to the entire congregation? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2189 . . . And there’s enough left over to turn the Confessionals into a Day Spa. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
2190 In addition to the beautiful bass notes, it will heat the entire sanctuary. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2191 Two birds with one stone 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2192 This is going to make your "Light My Fire" solo much more relevant. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2193 I'm afraid this piece is too steamy for our congregation. 1.2970 0.06378 101 81 10 10
2194 What would Bach say? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2195 Play something hot and steamy 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2196 I know the election was a surprise, Father, but do you really think we are about to freeze over? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2197 Strike while the organ's hot! 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2198 “Very good performance Charles, but a little too steamy for Sunday morning service. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2199 And this is helpful, how? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2200 Ah! I suppose the black knob up there is how you control the volume! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2201 Father, can you play “Steam Heat” by Peggy Lee? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2202 Do you know ‘The Heat Is On’ by Glenn Frey? 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2203 Wind and Solar don't work in this neighborhood. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2204 It's a Texas Pipe Organ. Everything is bigger in Texas. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2205 That piece radiates great warmth. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2206 It radiates very warm tones. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2207 Forget the organ tuner; just call the super! 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2208 Indeed, the music might be less pleasing but we are hoping to save a bundle on our heating bill. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2209 I hate to send it back because we do need the heat. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2210 Yes, I've enjoyed my years as chaplain here at Saint Marcus of the Holy Radiator. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2211 And banging on the pipes adds percussion. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2212 There's a new warmth in your tone. 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
2213 Only in New York. 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
2214 I asked for more fugue not furnace. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2215 It helps me to blow off steam. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2216 If it's heat you want, I'd go with Booker T and the MGs. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2217 I don't think that organ donor went to heaven. He had a devilish smile when we buried him. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2218 On the old instrument the Fireworks Suite was to hot to Handel so we piped in The Water Music. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2219 I love the warm sound, but the sacristy is already flooded. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2220 I’ve never heard a pipe organ sound quite so warm. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2221 the Basilica model was on sale and the heat will remind them of the dangers of hell. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2222 ...but there's an audible hiss at high C 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
2223 No, I'm not sure this will attract the Steam Punk generation back to the church. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2224 I said, "Radiate" NOT "Radiator"! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2225 Steampunk is not what I had in mind for the renovation of our organ. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2226 Just don’t play anything too steamy. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2227 It wasn’t me whistling. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2228 No, I distinctly said I want the sound to resonate. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2229 Your "Ave Maria" is very good. But your "Steam Heat"- sublime! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2230 The Bishop wanted to go after the steampunk demographic. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2231 The salesman said the music would radiate throughout the building. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2232 We get that "the Heat is On." Play something else. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2233 Fine. But nothing too steamy. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2234 Just like the one I grew up with 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2235 I organ-ized a solution to the heating problem 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2236 Looks like you’re all warmed up. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2237 Do you think we should convert to natural gas? 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2238 You can call it a steam organ but the church choir believes its Satan's Calliope 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2239 The heat is on, Father. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2240 Well, this is going to be the hottest performance in service this year! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2241 When I asked for something more radiant, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2242 Well, I could play Bach's Hot Air on a G String 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
2243 I thought hotter music would draw younger worshippers. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2244 That's not the "hot sound" we're looking for. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2245 Know any hot fugues? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2246 How about playing something more contemporary. 1.2963 0.04790 108 78 28 2
2247 No, we're still not putting a new pipe organ in the budget.... 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2248 I meant something different when I told you to play hot singles. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
2249 No, I’m not mad, just a little steamed. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
2250 These are the pipes we can afford. You're a smart guy-find a way to incorporate hisses and bangings into all of those toccatas, gigues and fugues. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2251 When you play this organ it really warms my soul! 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2252 No, Clancy, we're still not adding 'Hot in Herre' to the hymnal. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2253 Remember, you're trying to invoke the fires of Hell. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2254 I have always enjoyed Bach’s industrial pieces. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
2255 Didn't He also say "let there be heat"? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2256 Really? Steampunk? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2257 The wedding party asked for something that is a little steamy. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2258 No, really sir. Wait 'til you hear it. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2259 It still sounds flat. Please call the plumber. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2260 We're hoping the music will warm up the crowd for the sermon. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2261 We do NOT play heavy metal in church! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2262 If one more parishioner asks "Hot enough for you?"... 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2263 Is this because I said no to the corvette? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2264 My version of "Steam Heat" really brings the house down. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2265 Could the choir wear sweaters under their gowns? Might that work? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2266 I don't care how big it is, I don't think God will respond if you bang on it. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2267 Just make sure the lyrics aren't too steamy... 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2268 The volume is great but we still need to deal with the heat. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2269 The sound radiates. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2270 It may be St. Patrick's Day Danny Boy, but these pipes, these pipes aren't calling me. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2271 You sound a little rusty. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2272 Never call that repairman again. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2273 I wouldn't have thought that a steam radiator would have had enough octives! 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2274 I said radiate your devotion in your playing. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2275 I'll get the super in to tune it this afternoon 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2276 Rad tunes, brother. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2277 The last organist was always cold. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2278 Let's start with some hot jazz! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2279 Your right, it really does warm the soul. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2280 Is everything OK? Your playing like you want to let off some steam. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2281 We're trying to create a warmer atmosphere, but, so far, it's a bit uneven. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2282 Hey, stop all that banging! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2283 No, I don't think 'Our organs are hot' is a good tagline for the church, these days. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2284 I was skeptical at first, but it really warms people up. 1.2941 0.04534 102 72 30 0
2285 The sound is great, but it really affects attendance in the Summer. 1.2941 0.04743 102 73 28 1
2286 I’ll call the super. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2287 Theologically speaking, you're radiating more heat than light. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2288 Remember, you can play only when the temperature outside drops below 55 degrees. 1.2941 0.04534 102 72 30 0
2289 The holy father has ordered us to pipe down. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2290 Does it make anything other than hissing sounds? 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2291 I was hoping for something more radiant. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2292 A little less hissing, please. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2293 Twice on the pipes and God's answer is no. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
2294 If you start a-rockin', it'll start a-knockin'! 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2295 It's Bach's 'Clanking and Hissing Chorus'. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2296 Keep Playing! We need to get the heat up to 72* before tomorrow's service. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2297 It's cold in here. Play some Paganini. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2298 Can we hook it up to the air conditioner in the summer? 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2299 The pipes, the pipes are calling 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2300 Let us pray about the heating bill. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2301 No, it’s not a con, vicar, it’s a convector. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2302 It'll draw in the steampunk crowd. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2303 Somehow, to me, your music just radiates . 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2304 You say it was stored in the basement all this time? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2305 My sermon on fire and brimstone does not require sound effects. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2306 Of course its insufferable in here. We're in The New Yorker. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2307 Having trouble warming up? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2308 This is where I "bring on the heat". 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2309 I was always good at warming up the crowd before the main act. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2310 Don’t worry I’m just warming up 1.2941 0.04743 102 73 28 1
2311 I know you're practicing for Sunday, but there's really no pressure. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2312 We'll bring the heat on Sunday! 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2313 Hot riff! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2314 Can you play any faster, Father? I'm starting to feel a chill. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2315 A bit steamy for church, don’t you think? 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2316 I said, "Play it with more conviction" -- not more "convection." 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2317 This is all they had to lend us while ours are in the shop. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2318 My prayer for something big for the church should have been more precise. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2319 On the positive side, we did get free shipping. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2320 With the new tariffs this is the best I could do. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2321 That's not what I understood "Steampunk Mass" to mean. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
2322 Well you're not gonna heat the church with your warm personality 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2323 The plumber will be here at 3 to tune the organ. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2324 I’m just warming up. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2325 I told you it was a hot organ, vicar. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2326 We decided to turn up the heat. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2327 I never knew why the music bouncing off of the radiator sounded like it was coming from above. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2328 It's weird, I always get chills when you play. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2329 I don't think that "Steam Heat" is the right hymn for Sunday's sermon. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2330 He hears us, but I want Him to feel us. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2331 You need to radiate more joy. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2332 I know I said the organ needed a 16’ register, but this is not what I meant.” 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2333 I thought we could use it as our warm-up act. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2334 Do you know the song "Steam Heat"? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2335 You really know how to make the Hallejujah Chorus sizzle and pop. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2336 It’s noisy, but it works. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2337 The water hammer after the ascending hissing is very impressive. I like it. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2338 I can play AND let off steam. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2339 I agree, it radiates God's love! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2340 The souls in hell are complaining about your incessant clanging, banging, whistling and gurgling. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2341 The warm tones are pleasing, but the percussion is truly outstanding! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2342 Let's hear some hot licks on it. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2343 I can’t believe what we’re playing for heat this year. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2344 Handel's Water Music always sounds really hot when played on our organ. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2345 What?! I’m just radiating Jesus’s love. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2346 This isn't what I meant by "play more radiant music"... 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2347 At least it's not a toaster! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2348 Sorry Larry you have to tone it down... the brethren can't handle the heat. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2349 I grew up in the projects. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2350 Very impressive, but we aren't buying it unless you can figure out how to tune it. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2351 After the overture you are running out of steam 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2352 Are you going to perform or are you just here to let off some steam? 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2353 This should certainly light their fire. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2354 I think calling yourself Father "Steamy" Daniel sounds a little too close. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2355 It's a randomized, self-regulating, atonal, arrhythmic, percussive system. We're all getting them. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2356 Doug, the sinners sweat enough as it is. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2357 On Sunday, play like the devil and make this place hotter than hell. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2358 Remind me Father, what hymn turns the heat on again?? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2359 Well, maybe everyone in Bach's congregation wore long johns. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2360 Positively radiating! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2361 Are you letting off steam? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2362 Play faster, brother. There's another nor'easter coming. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2363 When I asked for your music to radiate more warmth, this is NOT what I meant. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2364 Are you making music or a statement? 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2365 Play something hot and steamy for a change. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2366 This should address the complaint that church music is cold. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2367 What's that clanging sound? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2368 I pray you're just warming up. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2369 I'd suggest avoiding the high notes. 1.2929 0.04597 99 70 29 0
2370 I don't hate how it sounds. I just have to warm up to it. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2371 I prefer the stove pipe organ 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2372 WHERE did you say the steam comes from? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2373 Use a hammer. That'll get His attention. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2374 So that's steam punk? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2375 To be fair, I did not specify in my prayers of supplication what KIND of pipes would meet our needs. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2376 I thought steam calliopes went out with showboats. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2377 You might actually burn down the house tonight, Father. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2378 I meant that we needed to radiate the word of God! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2379 Should make for a hot time in the old town tonight, Brother! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2380 The congregation is questioning our utility bill. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2381 I don't believe this was what our Lord meant about radiating peace and harmony throughout our church. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2382 It's freezing in here, play something hot. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2383 I said I wanted the Pipe Organ to look hot; you understand where I'm coming from here Gridley? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2384 Please tell me you’re just warming up. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2385 Your rendition of Ode to Joy seems to be leaking. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2386 I doubt this is a sound decision. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2387 Water Music again? 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2388 Do you know any gospel songs that require loud bangs? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2389 It was cheaper than replacing the stained glass window. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2390 There'll be a hot time in the old mass tonight, my Brother 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2391 Birth of the Cool or The Heat Is On? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2392 We have to be careful about overheated organs. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2393 Find a futon we can collect another $400 a month. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2394 Whatta you mean, "There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight?" 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2395 We should have kept the tracker. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2396 Can you play, “Clang, clang, clang went the trolley”? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2397 I just thought our service could use a little more heat. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2398 You must get this all the time, but you have a great set of pipes! 1.2903 0.04732 93 66 27 0
2399 Pull out all the stops and play it hot! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2400 When did you add the James Brown songs? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2401 Father, choral practice is canceled. The organ is over-heating again. 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2402 My son, you misunderstood when my I said your music should radiate throughout the church. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2403 This is what we refer to as 'a donation from hell.' 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2404 It's going to be a heated sermon this Sunday.... 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2405 Have you checked the Bach boiler? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2406 If it's too loud, just open the windows. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2407 Trust me, the music is going to radiate through the whole congregation. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2408 The two-in-one radiator organ has been a god-send for the heating bills 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2409 When you interviewed, you said your playing was radiant. I presumed that was a metaphor. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2410 I had heard you bring the heat when you play, but... 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2411 Steam punk, Father. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2412 If you play it, they’ll warm to it. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2413 The sound really radiates. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2414 THIS is what the organ transplant offering was for? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2415 It may sound a little different, but at least we will be warm this Sunday. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2416 Well, half of the congregation says that your music really radiates with them, but the other half says that it feels like you are just blowing a lot of hot air. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2417 It only plays ‘Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.’ 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2418 It radiates great sounds! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2419 There’s that knocking noise again, every time you play E-flat. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2420 The capital campaign fell a bit short again... 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2421 Can you think of any psalms that would befit the Steamfitters Local? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2422 I’ve heard you’ve got some set of pipes. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2423 You asked me to warm-up the choir using the organ. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2424 Do you believe inscrutable are the ways of the pipes, Father Willis? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2425 we received a complaint from Mars 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2426 It's hotter than heaven in here. 1.2900 0.04560 100 71 29 0
2427 Not quite the pipes I expected, Father, but they should keep the church warm. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2428 When you're cool, you're very cool. When you're hot, you're very hot. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2429 The archdiocese suggested congregations in urban areas use something more relatable than fire and brimstone. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2430 The Cardinal is a BIG fan of Mannheim Steamroller. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2431 The millennials are requesting even more heavy metal for this week’s service. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2432 If god fails, at least that will warm their hearts. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2433 We got it from a cathedral. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2434 Warms the body as well as the soul? Nice. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2435 It doesn't work very well but it killed the pigeons. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2436 Solar was just too expensive. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2437 Don't play anything that'll get us in hot water. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2438 Toccata and Furnace in D Minor 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2439 I don't know. I expected more. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2440 Bach has never sounded so warm. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2441 It definitely gives your music more warmth. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2442 A few minor chords will stop that knocking on heaven's door. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2443 OK, "Onward, Christian Soldiers" and then "Steam Heat". 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2444 You don't see many of these nowadays. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2445 Good News! Sunday's service is the hottest ticket in town. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2446 Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes, are rusty! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2447 This isn’t what I meant when I suggested the hymns should radiate through the congregation. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2448 The Vatican says this is the "hot" new thing that's going to bring the millennials back to the Church. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2449 O.K., but it has to back to the rectory by November. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2450 Lately prayers and thoughts alone aren’t warming the soul. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2451 We got a twofer! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2452 The tone is off, but it certainly keeps the chapel nice and cozy. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2453 We're gonna need a new air conditioner. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2454 I used to think Bach has lacked a certain warmth. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2455 It was either this or go with energy-efficient stained glass. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2456 Great resonance...and the steam keeps the cassocks wrinkle free. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2457 The random banging keeps interrupting eulogies. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2458 Feel like taking a break? God wants to dry his shorts. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2459 The melody is fine but the humidity may be a bit much. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2460 It's organic. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2461 Work that right pedal hard, son. You’ll get more sound and cut the heating bill. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2462 So this is what the penitent value engineer was referring to in confession last week. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2463 The landlord's on his way over with a shim. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2464 You’re telling me it’s Hallelujah, but all I’m hearing is a bunch of hot air. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2465 Let's open with that last selection - it really radiates warmth. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2466 Hey father, how many altar boys do you think you can handcuff to that thing? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2467 It's definitely rad. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2468 It's a little hissy, but the bathroom pipes have never sounded better. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2469 The organ guy said this would pump out some hot tunes. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2470 Every time you mention hellfire they'll feel the blast. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2471 A little grandiossssss for this small chapel, don't you think? 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2472 You've made your point. I'll get it fixed. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2473 There is still the problem of clanking, but I'm working it into the overture for Sunday. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2474 Are we going to have another heated discussion? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2475 Play with a little more steam. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2476 When it starts clanking, switch to a major key. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2477 This steampunk thing has gone too far. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2478 I think I said you should play with "conviction" that can radiate to warm the souls of the congregation. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2479 Now that’s a hot pipe organ Brother! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2480 When I said we needed some "hot music" to bring in youth, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2481 I still hear a clanking sound whenever you start. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2482 Let's go with "Light My Fire" while we pass the plate. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2483 That musical selection will be the perfect companion piece to my "Hell Is A Burning Furnace" sermon!! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2484 Play another one from Miles Davis' LP "Steamin'." 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2485 It's my take on Hot Yoga...I call it Hot Gospel 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2486 Just hit it a few times and you can usually get something out of it. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2487 So you don’t really care for music do you? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2488 Good idea, organists are cheaper than natural gas. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2489 When you hit the high C, the place really heats up 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2490 Do you know, “Too Darn Hot”? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2491 "The steamfitter called. He'll be here in an hour to tune the organ". 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2492 I didn't really like it much at first, but I think I'll warm up to the idea. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2493 And now for Bach’s lesser known masterpiece, ‘Forced Air on a G String.’ 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2494 If cleaning the pipes don't work we can try an exorcism. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2495 Are you warmed up? 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2496 I can live with the whistling but the clanging...Jesus Christ! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2497 Someday we’ll replace it with forced air, but I will miss its warm sound. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2498 They sound much warmer than the old ones. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2499 I am still not clear on our Organ Donation Program. Are we for real or just blowing off steam? 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2500 Are you finished warming up yet? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2501 The D-Minor Toccata and Fugue should really warm this place up 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2502 Don't bother warming up this time 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2503 Amazing what can be done with just clangs, bangs and hissing sounds. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2504 When I said, we need to turn up the heat, I didn't mean this!! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2505 Efficiency brilliance, Brother Thomas, but we’ll need heat at times in addition to Sunday morning between 10 and 11 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2506 No, Danny Boy- those pipes are not calling me! 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2507 Turn down the heat! It's hot as hell in here. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2508 No, you have to push the "clank" pedal first. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2509 The cathedral had to be winterized and we were short on funds. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2510 Is that a radiator on your organ - or are you just glad to see me? 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2511 I remember when it advertised Al’s Heating & Plumbing. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2512 They laughed at Robert Fulton, too. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2513 A steam organ I presume. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2514 Do you know "Steam Heat" by the Pointer Sisters? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2515 The Bishop likes his music hot. I'd suggest either Stan Kenton or Brubeck. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2516 Air bubble on the G string. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2517 It's also solved our heating problem. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2518 Yes, this new heater should do the job for us. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2519 You might not agree, but Somebody thinks playing "Heat Wave" is sacrilege. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2520 The choir is requesting a hot gospel number. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2521 If it starts clanking pull out all the stops. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2522 Too steamy for church? 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2523 Yes, but technically it is still a noisy radiator. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2524 You're hitting some hot notes today Brother! 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
2525 Are you sure that getting a steam organ was such a good idea? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2526 When you said you operated on organ transplants, I imagined something quite different. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2527 Yes, we probably should bleed the air out of the pipes before the concert. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2528 I’ve been informed by the downstairs rectory that your organ is leaking. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2529 I do regret accepting one of Gulliver’s parting gifts. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2530 Can you play the bang, click and clang in any key? 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2531 We prefer to get our hot air from the pulpit. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2532 piano powered heat is the new solar panel 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2533 Never mind the sound...it’s free heat 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2534 Ok, hiss and clank is close enough for the sturm und drang 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2535 I think the hissing and the knocking add a certain warmth. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2536 Oh whew...for a second there I thought I was getting a hot flash 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2537 Your playing still leaves me cold. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2538 Can you play it with less clanging? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2539 That's not what I meant By "Find something so we could help Sister Nita warm her buns." 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2540 These new organs are great. You can play them without warming up. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2541 Well done. It may also warm the soul. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2542 Yes, the sound radiates, but it’s tacky as hell! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2543 Can you play some cool jazz on that thing, or are you limited to hot swing? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2544 ‘Your pipes still rattle.” 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2545 Some of the parishioners feel that your music is becoming too steamy. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2546 When His Holiness said "Bring the heat," I don't think this is what he had in mind. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2547 Are you willing to take a "winter only" contract? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2548 Hmmm. This Sunday, play something hot. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2549 I begin to see why attendance is down in the summer. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2550 This is how I let off a little steam, Brother Sebastian. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2551 Okay, just play me a few bars. I'm starting to warm to it. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2552 Pretty hot postlude, but what do we do in July? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2553 If you drain it, that might fix the knocking during the Ave Maria. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2554 Attendance is way up since your music got hot. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2555 We couldn't afford to repair the old organ, but this multi-function unit was free with our new furnace. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2556 Amen, bring the heat brother! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2557 I see you've added a percussion stop. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2558 Just warming up 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2559 Tell me again about summer time. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2560 You thought there would be no music in Hell. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2561 They said my music wasn't hot enough. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2562 I told the deacon we wanted to play "Gift of Finest Wheat," but his hearing isn't what it used to be. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2563 I know this song, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2564 We only use it in the winter. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2565 We found it exudes the warmth of sacred music...... 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2566 What do you mean it can't play cool jazz? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2567 Do you know 'Steam Heat'? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2568 Don't you know anything other than "Steam Heat?" 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2569 Do you know Jesu, joy of Man’s Perspiring ? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2570 Improvising again, I see. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2571 Con Edison says the clanking will stop after a few chord progressions. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2572 Stop playing so hard. It’s warm enough in here. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2573 Can you play, The Heat is On? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2574 Call the super. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2575 Yes, it is a seasonal job 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2576 The archbishop finds it too steamy. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2577 Its all about the bass.. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2578 As long as it's in tune, fine. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2579 Yes, Post Modernism is all very well in its place, but I still go for the Neo Classics 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2580 Try that banging noise in A. God works in mysterious ways. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2581 Play me a hymn that really radiates. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2582 The sound is radiating very well. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2583 Do you think maybe He said 'meter' instead of 'heater'? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2584 Are you ill, brother? Did you pray for an organ transplant? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2585 if you can't stand the heat, then get off the organ ! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2586 I know it keeps the bellows dry, but the banging and hissing during the sermon raises doubt about just who we're worshipping. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2587 Bach never sounded so metallic. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2588 Christ Fred, I thought we agreed on the silver one with the bellows. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2589 You're getting warmer. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2590 As God is my witness, I'll never be cold again! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2591 Going to Burning Man again this year? 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2592 That is hot. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2593 Does it sound a little tinny to you? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2594 Nice try, Satan 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2595 Yes, and they have forced hot air in the pulpit. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2596 I'm still not convinced Tom Waits was the best choice as our new music director. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2597 Just preparing the congregation for your fire and brimstone sermon 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2598 Does it play anything besides "Steam Heat?" 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2599 Can you believe we bought it one day before the tariffs? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2600 Well, when you said we needed to change the pipes, I didn't know you were talking about the organ! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2601 But father, I thought you wanted the Lord's word to radiate through these halls. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2602 Was this one out of Thump Flat or Clang Sharp? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2603 We'll need to take up a second collection for the heating bill. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2604 I know the parishioners said the music wasn't hot enough, but... 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2605 Well this should heat up the service a bit. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2606 THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN GO ON TOUR WITH THIS. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2607 Plan on blowing off some steam at the next service? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2608 You understand I don't want the congregation to get too steamed up. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2609 Let's really turn up the heat on the last hymn this week! 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2610 I trained on a steam calliope 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2611 It's okay for now, but what about in July? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2612 Let’s pray it ends the exodus to those Burning Man sweat lodge ceremonies. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2613 I'll sing "Steam Heat" if you play it in Bb. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2614 There is a certain radiant quality to this new organ. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2615 Maybe it will work if you bang on the keys. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2616 Some like it hot, padre... 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2617 Finally you can channel your angst by playing off some steam. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2618 You play some hot pipes, but there's still that pesky rattle. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2619 I think that music is a little too hot for a church..... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2620 I suppose we should turn up the heat on the sinners. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2621 Try jazz. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2622 Thou shalt not overheat the sopranos! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2623 Keep it a secret until we apply for a patent. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2624 Would a ten-foot wind turbine work for the summer months? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2625 This Sunday's playlist is really hot! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2626 Father Paul was a bit steamed by your rendition of 'House of the Rising Son'. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2627 Frankly I'd prefer it in a lower register. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2628 It's a low-tech solution, but it works. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2629 There's nothing wrong with it. This particular model not only needs a tuning. It also requires a thorough bleeding. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2630 Do you think this will finally capture His radiance? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2631 It's so loud we have to crack a window. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2632 Don't blame your instrument. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2633 Your music does warm the soul. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2634 I can't play any cool jazz. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2635 I've always liked improv. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2636 Is this what you meant when you said "Trust me, it radiates?" 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2637 Stop! The Holy Water is boiling. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2638 I always knew you were full of hot air. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2639 This is not what we meant when we said to get new pipes. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2640 Call the super, maybe he can do something about it 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2641 I specifically told them that it was for the 'RADIANCE of God's Glory', but I think they didn't hear me correctly. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2642 That's got quite an upper register. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2643 IT DOES SEEM TO PRODUCE A WARMER TONE THAN THE OLD PIPES WE THREW OUT. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2644 Patience. Even King David debuted as a warm-up act. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2645 I hate to tell you, but a steam calliope is not as good as an organ. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2646 It was a decision between ... having heat ... or having music ... 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2647 Call it 'The Shape of Water'. That's really hot right now. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2648 It will help you let off a little steam. . . 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2649 It's just not that cold. If they bang on the pipes again, play "Simple Gifts. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2650 we’ll need 3 refrains today Jim, it’s cold out there 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2651 It's got to go; it's not even an octave. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2652 Budget cuts 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2653 Actually, I said the theme was radiance. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2654 What exactly do they want? First they complain they can't hear...and now they complain it's too hot? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2655 That song gives me chills. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2656 You simply radiate with joy! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2657 The decorator recommended warmer tones. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2658 You'll find our hot-water system compatible with the hot-air behind the pulpit. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2659 Play na na na na hey hey . 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
2660 Just sounds like banging to me. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2661 Are you just getting warmed up? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2662 But just think how much we’ll save in our heating bill! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2663 The knocks keep the beat. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2664 Now we can at least control the clanging 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2665 Let the banging begin. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2666 Now they'll really feel the warmth of the Lord." 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2667 Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipe are calling.... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2668 Do you live in the apartment above me? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2669 We are going to boil the Hell out of that Holy water. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2670 It sounds a bit off today. I better call the plumber. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2671 You might say I transposed it from a flat. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2672 Even priests have to let out a little steam once in a while. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2673 Oh, Danny, boy, the pipes... the pipes... are clanking... get 'em fixed! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2674 That's fine for right now, but what will we do for music come summer? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2675 This is terrific! The steam coming off your pipes combined with the hot air coming off the pulpit should keep the congregation nice and comfy! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2676 “Who is the chair of our fund raising committee? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2677 Well Father, I was thinking we could turn up the heat on a few of our hymns. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2678 Father Mike says he wants to put us on the map, and worlds biggest organ was already taken. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2679 That's a pretty rad organ you've got there. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2680 Let’s take it up to 79 degrees. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2681 I know, but parishioners insisted our music selections be warmer. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2682 We were thinking of a sound somewhat less radiant. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2683 I'm not sure if Extreme Heat is the best message for us to be sending. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2684 “Looks like we are finally getting some real heat for our hypocrisy”. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2685 Heat's out. Better jazz it up. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2686 Is it me, or is it a little hot in here? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2687 No Gary, I said we need more spiritual healing. (healing in italics) 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2688 I really liked your rendition of 'Knock Three Times.' 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2689 If He turned water into wine, I don't see any reason you can't make this thing sound good. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2690 Yes, father, it radiates good vibes 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2691 It's a hot new release. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2692 Found it on Amazon. It's the latest HeatPump Organ. Got Bluetooth, WiFi and heats up the church when you play RUSH's Closer To The Heart. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2693 Once more, from the top. But this time, bring the heat! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2694 Very impressive, but not quite what one means by His Radiance. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2695 It makes the music radiate throughout the building. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2696 No, the hymn music doesn't seem any warmer to me. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2697 Play something that radiates with God. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2698 You are going to have to add a lot of holy water in there. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2699 So what if I encouraged the altar boys to come play with “the hottest organ in all of Christendom?” 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2700 The sound is a bit off but it's nice and warm in here now. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2701 It hasn't been this hot in here since that Spotlight investigation. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2702 Can you play "Steamway to Heaven"? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2703 Pastor, I decided to pull out all the stops. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2704 Every time I play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor it gets terribly hot in here! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2705 I figure the heat from hell added to the sound from hell ought to scare a few souls straight. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2706 God is the star. You're just here to warm up the crowd. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2707 What? It fits with the rest of the relics around here. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2708 Oh, I thought the banging noise was part of your performance. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2709 The bishop's decided to put the fires of hell to good use. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2710 Great work! Confessions are up. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2711 I'm just not sure this is what the Cardinal meant when he told us to warm up the service. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2712 Yes, I know you said "Big steam pipes", but you might have misunderstood. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2713 The tonal quality is excellent but it's getting warm in here. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2714 I think we need more hissing and less clanking. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2715 More hot air from the church. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2716 It steamingly radiates a lot of warmth. The old plumber was a massive organ donor. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2717 I always like that the weeks I discuss hell the volume goes up! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2718 The Vadican called...they want you to turn it down to 70 degrees. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2719 It's been cold in the pews lately; try playing a little faster. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2720 God dammit. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
2721 I realize it sounds clanky, but we have to compete with hot yoga. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2722 And the Lord said "Let there be pipes." 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2723 Its a pre-war church 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2724 You need to be more specific with your next prayer. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2725 I simply told the pastor he needed to radiate more energy in his sermons and he replaced my organ with this damn thing. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2726 Let's crank up the heat on the prelude this morning. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2727 It's like the minister; a horrible sound and a lot of hot air. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2728 Turns out that the organ rebuilder is actually a plumber. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2729 The bishop said your organ is getting the parishioners too hot. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2730 your plumber`s pipe dream does not a pipe organ make. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2731 Is it just me or is it hot in here? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2732 Let's hear '' Knocking on Heavens Door''. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2733 It was cheaper than a sub-woofer. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2734 The organ transplant’s a success! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2735 Play me a hot tune. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2736 I prayed that I could play like The Radiators. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2737 My child, that's one way to let off a little steam. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2738 When you're done blowing off steam, then what? 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2739 You'll warm up to it. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2740 I like show tunes as much as the next man, but the Mass was on "Heaven or Hell." Your arrangement of "It's Too Darn Hot" seemed overboard. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2741 It's cold. Can you pull another stop? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2742 Its sounding flat, I'll get the wrench. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2743 We're going to have to convert the stain glass to solar panels next quarter, the savings are ungodly. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2744 Play some higher notes, it’s freezing in here. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2745 It looked smaller on Amazon. I thought it was a heater. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2746 I was speaking figuratively when I said we should sweat a few more dollars out of the congregation, Father. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2747 God told me to radiate his message! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2748 Satan would be jealous. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2749 I just got a heating bill from Satan. Know anything about that? 1.2796 0.05590