Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
My only regret is that he never got around to visiting your mother. |
1.9791 |
0.01290 |
4216 |
1524 |
1256 |
1436 |
1 |
He touched so many lives. |
1.9696 |
0.01133 |
5140 |
1776 |
1744 |
1620 |
2 |
Well, that just leaves taxes. |
1.9629 |
0.02425 |
1133 |
399 |
377 |
357 |
3 |
You know, I can never define irony, but I know it when I see it. |
1.9353 |
0.02286 |
1237 |
442 |
433 |
362 |
4 |
I was hoping taxes would go first. |
1.9266 |
0.01136 |
5204 |
1951 |
1684 |
1569 |
5 |
Well, I guess that just leaves taxes. |
1.9201 |
0.01190 |
4667 |
1744 |
1552 |
1371 |
6 |
He lived everyday like it was your last. |
1.9144 |
0.01230 |
4370 |
1647 |
1450 |
1273 |
7 |
I wonder if he saw himself coming. |
1.9126 |
0.01236 |
4278 |
1601 |
1450 |
1227 |
8 |
All they’d say is that it was job-related. |
1.8852 |
0.01408 |
3032 |
1105 |
1170 |
757 |
9 |
I guess we can stop eating kale. |
1.8850 |
0.01171 |
4792 |
1882 |
1579 |
1331 |
10 |
I guess his work finally caught up with him. |
1.8845 |
0.01242 |
3905 |
1427 |
1502 |
976 |
11 |
Well, he has no one to blame but himself for this. |
1.8832 |
0.02232 |
1284 |
494 |
446 |
344 |
12 |
I warned him not to run with that thing. |
1.8789 |
0.01387 |
3376 |
1325 |
1135 |
916 |
13 |
Well, at least he died doing what he loved |
1.8739 |
0.01429 |
3094 |
1196 |
1092 |
806 |
14 |
They did a nice job. He looks grim. |
1.8676 |
0.02077 |
1405 |
531 |
529 |
345 |
15 |
Well, he has no one to blame but himself. |
1.8661 |
0.01157 |
4826 |
1924 |
1624 |
1278 |
16 |
I can’t believe Keith Richards outlived him. |
1.8609 |
0.01260 |
4292 |
1803 |
1283 |
1206 |
17 |
Well, that leaves taxes. |
1.8537 |
0.01488 |
2878 |
1158 |
983 |
737 |
18 |
So where does this leave us on the “till death do us part” thing? |
1.8314 |
0.01300 |
3684 |
1510 |
1285 |
889 |
19 |
Does this mean your mother will be living with us forever? |
1.8205 |
0.01305 |
3789 |
1623 |
1223 |
943 |
20 |
I always hoped that Taxes would be the first to go. |
1.8170 |
0.01249 |
4148 |
1791 |
1325 |
1032 |
21 |
Suddenly everyone has only good things to say about him. |
1.8131 |
0.01190 |
4376 |
1841 |
1512 |
1023 |
22 |
He died doing what he loved. |
1.8117 |
0.01177 |
4545 |
1939 |
1523 |
1083 |
23 |
Then I said, "would it kill you to smile now and then?" |
1.8047 |
0.01388 |
3369 |
1486 |
1055 |
828 |
24 |
Amazon puts everyone out of business. |
1.8039 |
0.01267 |
4043 |
1785 |
1266 |
992 |
25 |
To think how many lives he touched. |
1.7883 |
0.01226 |
4115 |
1801 |
1384 |
930 |
26 |
He had so much death left in him. |
1.7849 |
0.01371 |
3362 |
1501 |
1083 |
778 |
27 |
Well, I guess we can start drinking and smoking again. |
1.7830 |
0.01347 |
3322 |
1439 |
1165 |
718 |
28 |
At least he died doing what he loved. |
1.7772 |
0.01329 |
3375 |
1466 |
1195 |
714 |
29 |
In spite of everything, he stayed grim right up until the end. |
1.7769 |
0.01750 |
1878 |
796 |
705 |
377 |
30 |
I was really hoping Taxes would go first... |
1.7660 |
0.01335 |
3590 |
1667 |
1096 |
827 |
31 |
I hear the new guy has a weed wacker. |
1.7639 |
0.01594 |
2474 |
1138 |
782 |
554 |
32 |
I guess you can be too good at your job. |
1.7591 |
0.01582 |
2320 |
1020 |
839 |
461 |
33 |
And that's when he said, 'Let me handle the N.R.A.' |
1.7551 |
0.01371 |
3564 |
1736 |
965 |
863 |
34 |
I told him not to wear a hoodie in that neighborhood. |
1.7475 |
0.01863 |
1881 |
911 |
534 |
436 |
35 |
See Honey, irony is not dead. |
1.7396 |
0.02523 |
937 |
433 |
315 |
189 |
36 |
No friends, depressing job, constant talk of death—how could we miss the warning signs? |
1.7359 |
0.01647 |
2253 |
1064 |
720 |
469 |
37 |
He touched the lives of so many people. |
1.7348 |
0.01574 |
2432 |
1140 |
797 |
495 |
38 |
Who knew he was allergic to nuts? |
1.7315 |
0.01496 |
2879 |
1418 |
816 |
645 |
39 |
Now there's just taxes |
1.7260 |
0.01412 |
3036 |
1449 |
970 |
617 |
40 |
Will you get out of that coffin and stop scaring the customers with that outfit; I'm trying to make a sale here. |
1.7211 |
0.01558 |
2646 |
1321 |
742 |
583 |
41 |
He should have seen this coming |
1.7209 |
0.01548 |
2440 |
1149 |
823 |
468 |
42 |
Well at least this is the last one of these we'll have to go to. |
1.7188 |
0.01426 |
2838 |
1330 |
976 |
532 |
43 |
I wish he would have had time to stop by the White House first. |
1.7182 |
0.01608 |
2626 |
1365 |
636 |
625 |
44 |
Life won’t be the same without him |
1.7171 |
0.02579 |
859 |
401 |
300 |
158 |
45 |
Well then, you explain how it isn't a suicide. |
1.7162 |
0.01822 |
1850 |
905 |
565 |
380 |
46 |
I always thought he would be the last to go. |
1.7143 |
0.01566 |
2338 |
1099 |
808 |
431 |
47 |
Then again, he always looked like death. |
1.7087 |
0.01501 |
2592 |
1244 |
859 |
489 |
48 |
I wonder who will run the NRA now. |
1.7080 |
0.01598 |
2565 |
1324 |
666 |
575 |
49 |
I guess what goes around really does come around. |
1.7024 |
0.02082 |
1317 |
630 |
449 |
238 |
50 |
The grim truth is he could dish it out but he couldn't take it. |
1.7016 |
0.02117 |
1297 |
628 |
428 |
241 |
51 |
He had so much death left in him. |
1.7016 |
0.01974 |
1508 |
735 |
488 |
285 |
52 |
Ok, now I feel old. |
1.6937 |
0.01526 |
2527 |
1249 |
803 |
475 |
53 |
I hate to say it, but he brought it on himself. |
1.6896 |
0.01719 |
1936 |
947 |
643 |
346 |
54 |
The obit said he had no survivors. |
1.6743 |
0.01778 |
1845 |
936 |
574 |
335 |
55 |
He was a victim of his own success |
1.6737 |
0.01619 |
2176 |
1091 |
704 |
381 |
56 |
I guess now it’s just taxes. |
1.6734 |
0.01818 |
1785 |
913 |
542 |
330 |
57 |
First God, now this. |
1.6726 |
0.01886 |
1729 |
907 |
481 |
341 |
58 |
I wish it had been taxes. |
1.6717 |
0.01855 |
1712 |
877 |
520 |
315 |
59 |
It may be a small crowd. So many of the people he knew are already dead. |
1.6692 |
0.02147 |
1203 |
598 |
405 |
200 |
60 |
Just think of all the lives he touched. |
1.6684 |
0.01700 |
2069 |
1075 |
605 |
389 |
61 |
I’m just saying when it’s my turn please don’t bury me in my work clothes! |
1.6619 |
0.02621 |
772 |
379 |
275 |
118 |
62 |
He, of all people, should have known not to answer the door. |
1.6606 |
0.02606 |
822 |
416 |
269 |
137 |
63 |
He never saw himself coming. |
1.6579 |
0.01750 |
1903 |
991 |
572 |
340 |
64 |
All I said was, “would it kill you to call your mother once in awhile?” |
1.6527 |
0.01811 |
1817 |
966 |
516 |
335 |
65 |
Well, this is a game changer. |
1.6527 |
0.01810 |
1745 |
907 |
537 |
301 |
66 |
He could dish it out, but he couldn't take it. |
1.6514 |
0.01820 |
1764 |
930 |
519 |
315 |
67 |
Oh come on Harold! How could it not be suicide? |
1.6507 |
0.01761 |
1812 |
936 |
573 |
303 |
68 |
Unfortunately now all we have left are taxes. |
1.6494 |
0.02615 |
733 |
357 |
276 |
100 |
69 |
Well he died doing what he loved |
1.6485 |
0.01793 |
1744 |
903 |
551 |
290 |
70 |
I think this means we can start smoking again. |
1.6467 |
0.01831 |
1653 |
853 |
531 |
269 |
71 |
Even he couldn't bear possibly another two years. |
1.6466 |
0.02139 |
1347 |
737 |
349 |
261 |
72 |
He looks like death. They really did a great job on him. |
1.6455 |
0.01902 |
1605 |
851 |
472 |
282 |
73 |
The undertaker is devastated. |
1.6404 |
0.02031 |
1385 |
734 |
415 |
236 |
74 |
He almost made it out unscythed. |
1.6389 |
0.02369 |
1033 |
553 |
300 |
180 |
75 |
I told him not to wear hoodies in rich white neighborhoods. |
1.6376 |
0.01828 |
1838 |
1018 |
468 |
352 |
76 |
Ironically, it was the job that killed him. |
1.6372 |
0.01778 |
1822 |
975 |
533 |
314 |
77 |
I heard that he was texting while reaping. |
1.6337 |
0.02303 |
1111 |
605 |
308 |
198 |
78 |
Well, that leaves taxes. |
1.6330 |
0.01884 |
1654 |
900 |
461 |
293 |
79 |
Well I'll be, death does become him. |
1.6329 |
0.02287 |
1057 |
557 |
331 |
169 |
80 |
It's true. You reap what you sow. |
1.6304 |
0.01835 |
1680 |
900 |
501 |
279 |
81 |
Another White House departure |
1.6250 |
0.02236 |
1216 |
683 |
306 |
227 |
82 |
Bet he didn't see that one coming |
1.6244 |
0.01956 |
1515 |
830 |
424 |
261 |
83 |
I guess that leaves taxes. |
1.6234 |
0.01987 |
1503 |
835 |
399 |
269 |
84 |
They did a wonderful job. He never looked so grim. |
1.6229 |
0.02316 |
1013 |
538 |
319 |
156 |
85 |
I'll miss your brother, Bob, but not his sense of humor. |
1.6219 |
0.02357 |
1034 |
566 |
293 |
175 |
86 |
Too bad. He was in line to be the next White House communications director. |
1.6192 |
0.02188 |
1237 |
691 |
326 |
220 |
87 |
I wonder who came for him. |
1.6179 |
0.01998 |
1387 |
750 |
417 |
220 |
88 |
I've always told him this job will be the death of him. |
1.6154 |
0.01984 |
1334 |
705 |
437 |
192 |
89 |
I guess eventually you reap what you sow. |
1.6120 |
0.02141 |
1188 |
643 |
363 |
182 |
90 |
Was this your mother's only outfit? |
1.6119 |
0.02209 |
1265 |
731 |
294 |
240 |
91 |
Well, you have to appreciate the irony, at least... |
1.6118 |
0.02290 |
1002 |
533 |
325 |
144 |
92 |
Oh for Christ's sake, get out of bed, you're going to be late for work. |
1.6113 |
0.02197 |
1258 |
721 |
305 |
232 |
93 |
I wouldn't want to meet the guy who came for him. |
1.6111 |
0.02142 |
1242 |
689 |
347 |
206 |
94 |
Do you think it was the Russians? |
1.6107 |
0.02129 |
1238 |
682 |
356 |
200 |
95 |
No, that's just where he sleeps. |
1.6096 |
0.02943 |
602 |
320 |
197 |
85 |
96 |
Try parting us now, asshole. |
1.6083 |
0.02321 |
1103 |
628 |
279 |
196 |
97 |
He's never looked more like himself. |
1.6078 |
0.03857 |
357 |
192 |
113 |
52 |
98 |
No one has any job security any more. |
1.6054 |
0.02260 |
1115 |
624 |
307 |
184 |
99 |
Well this changes everything. I guess I can cancel my colonoscopy. |
1.6045 |
0.02344 |
986 |
539 |
298 |
149 |
100 |
Well this is grim. |
1.6044 |
0.02211 |
1135 |
628 |
328 |
179 |
101 |
He was there at the end for so many. |
1.6036 |
0.02188 |
1125 |
614 |
343 |
168 |
102 |
I thought Pestilence gave a surprisingly moving eulogy. |
1.6029 |
0.02447 |
899 |
491 |
274 |
134 |
103 |
It was a pre-existing condition |
1.6004 |
0.02243 |
1081 |
596 |
321 |
164 |
104 |
He brought it on himself. |
1.5971 |
0.02332 |
1025 |
575 |
288 |
162 |
105 |
Apparently it was a work-related fatality. |
1.5954 |
0.02428 |
833 |
441 |
288 |
104 |
106 |
Tragic. I so wanted to have you meet him. |
1.5954 |
0.02453 |
1006 |
590 |
233 |
183 |
107 |
Yeah, but we still have taxes. |
1.5944 |
0.02422 |
1001 |
579 |
249 |
173 |
108 |
He went down swinging. |
1.5936 |
0.02407 |
913 |
502 |
280 |
131 |
109 |
I wonder who showed up at HIS door? |
1.5928 |
0.02388 |
975 |
550 |
272 |
153 |
110 |
He tried to go after Betty White. |
1.5927 |
0.02489 |
955 |
556 |
232 |
167 |
111 |
Apparently he was texting-while-scything. |
1.5925 |
0.02431 |
962 |
549 |
256 |
157 |
112 |
I heard they're having a hard time finding someone to deliver the eulogy. |
1.5924 |
0.02309 |
979 |
536 |
306 |
137 |
113 |
At least he died doing something he loved. |
1.5916 |
0.02368 |
950 |
526 |
286 |
138 |
114 |
I didn't even know he had a prostate. |
1.5893 |
0.02941 |
655 |
375 |
174 |
106 |
115 |
We still got taxes. |
1.5887 |
0.02416 |
924 |
517 |
270 |
137 |
116 |
He touched a lot of people. |
1.5882 |
0.02467 |
918 |
523 |
250 |
145 |
117 |
I'm confused. Does this mean we're off the hook? |
1.5862 |
0.02392 |
899 |
494 |
283 |
122 |
118 |
So I guess this just leaves taxes... |
1.5859 |
0.02530 |
896 |
519 |
229 |
148 |
119 |
It's his happy place. |
1.5853 |
0.02848 |
692 |
397 |
185 |
110 |
120 |
All we have to worry about now are taxes |
1.5848 |
0.02445 |
879 |
489 |
266 |
124 |
121 |
His job finally caught up with him! |
1.5845 |
0.02409 |
876 |
480 |
280 |
116 |
122 |
Since Death can't part us anymore, I'm calling my lawyer. |
1.5836 |
0.02588 |
867 |
507 |
214 |
146 |
123 |
At least he went doing what he really loved. |
1.5835 |
0.03029 |
581 |
326 |
171 |
84 |
124 |
Why couldn't it have been "Taxes"? |
1.5830 |
0.02586 |
861 |
502 |
216 |
143 |
125 |
The only certain thing now is taxes. |
1.5828 |
0.02551 |
858 |
493 |
230 |
135 |
126 |
He touched so many |
1.5826 |
0.02590 |
853 |
496 |
217 |
140 |
127 |
Well, you reap what you reap. |
1.5810 |
0.02506 |
840 |
471 |
250 |
119 |
128 |
Well, at least he died doing what he loved |
1.5803 |
0.02576 |
834 |
479 |
226 |
129 |
129 |
Well it's official. Keith Richards is going to live forever. |
1.5794 |
0.02604 |
825 |
477 |
218 |
130 |
130 |
Well he died doing what he loved |
1.5794 |
0.02559 |
825 |
469 |
234 |
122 |
131 |
And to think just yesterday he was alive and reaping. |
1.5791 |
0.02528 |
803 |
446 |
249 |
108 |
132 |
Somehow I never imagined the mustache. |
1.5776 |
0.02650 |
805 |
469 |
207 |
129 |
133 |
Who’s gonna run Breitbart now? |
1.5770 |
0.02737 |
792 |
473 |
181 |
138 |
134 |
Now I guess taxes are the only sure thing. |
1.5768 |
0.02643 |
801 |
465 |
210 |
126 |
135 |
Just taxes, then? |
1.5764 |
0.02662 |
798 |
466 |
204 |
128 |
136 |
I hear he took his own life. |
1.5761 |
0.02610 |
795 |
455 |
222 |
118 |
137 |
Well I guess that leaves only taxes. |
1.5751 |
0.02695 |
786 |
462 |
196 |
128 |
138 |
Whatever you do, don't sign the guest book. |
1.5740 |
0.02785 |
716 |
416 |
189 |
111 |
139 |
I’m so glad we didn’t get to see him before he passed. |
1.5739 |
0.02748 |
758 |
447 |
187 |
124 |
140 |
I guess that leaves taxes. |
1.5731 |
0.02731 |
773 |
458 |
187 |
128 |
141 |
He brought this upon himself. |
1.5724 |
0.02705 |
760 |
443 |
199 |
118 |
142 |
I would have expected a bigger turnout, considering all the lives he touched. |
1.5716 |
0.02715 |
754 |
440 |
197 |
117 |
143 |
Talk about ironic...he choked on a lifesaver. |
1.5699 |
0.02846 |
730 |
440 |
164 |
126 |
144 |
Well, I guess now it's just taxes. |
1.5691 |
0.02796 |
731 |
434 |
178 |
119 |
145 |
It does seem a little redundant. |
1.5689 |
0.02702 |
733 |
422 |
205 |
106 |
146 |
Life won’t be the same without him |
1.5687 |
0.02617 |
728 |
406 |
230 |
92 |
147 |
So I said “no, after you.” Who thought he’d listen? |
1.5668 |
0.02650 |
711 |
398 |
223 |
90 |
148 |
" I guess that only leaves taxes". |
1.5662 |
0.02841 |
710 |
424 |
170 |
116 |
149 |
Is it ironic or a paradox? I get those mixed up. |
1.5657 |
0.02712 |
700 |
398 |
208 |
94 |
150 |
Technically, he took his own life. |
1.5648 |
0.02776 |
694 |
402 |
192 |
100 |
151 |
Oh, that's just great! Now we'll NEVER get Mitch McConnell out of the senate! |
1.5646 |
0.02977 |
650 |
390 |
153 |
107 |
152 |
We are going to need a lot more for retirement than we planned. |
1.5640 |
0.02847 |
688 |
407 |
174 |
107 |
153 |
Well, all that's left now would be taxes. |
1.5640 |
0.02772 |
688 |
397 |
194 |
97 |
154 |
I guess it's just taxes now. |
1.5632 |
0.02851 |
680 |
401 |
175 |
104 |
155 |
I forget. Is this ironic or paradoxical? Either way it's funny as hell. |
1.5623 |
0.02761 |
674 |
385 |
199 |
90 |
156 |
It should've been taxes. |
1.5601 |
0.02961 |
657 |
397 |
152 |
108 |
157 |
Never bring a scythe to a gun fight. |
1.5601 |
0.02977 |
657 |
399 |
148 |
110 |
158 |
Trumpcare. |
1.5595 |
0.02965 |
647 |
389 |
154 |
104 |
159 |
He was wonderful in that Swedish movie. |
1.5586 |
0.03130 |
580 |
349 |
138 |
93 |
160 |
He died doing what he loved. |
1.5585 |
0.02971 |
650 |
393 |
151 |
106 |
161 |
So that leaves just taxes, right? |
1.5580 |
0.02917 |
647 |
384 |
165 |
98 |
162 |
Relax, it's his loser brother - The Grim Sleeper. |
1.5573 |
0.02961 |
637 |
381 |
157 |
99 |
163 |
Mercy, we really are older than death. |
1.5552 |
0.03084 |
589 |
354 |
143 |
92 |
164 |
That's the last coffin we'll ever sell. |
1.5550 |
0.02895 |
627 |
366 |
174 |
87 |
165 |
Great. Now the only sure thing is taxes. |
1.5548 |
0.02955 |
620 |
367 |
162 |
91 |
166 |
I’m going to miss the obituaries. |
1.5547 |
0.02912 |
622 |
364 |
171 |
87 |
167 |
Well, he certainly had it coming. |
1.5545 |
0.03100 |
532 |
307 |
155 |
70 |
168 |
My goodness Harold, I think I finally understand situational irony. |
1.5534 |
0.02945 |
618 |
365 |
164 |
89 |
169 |
I didn’t think it would kill him to be nice for once. |
1.5522 |
0.03029 |
603 |
362 |
149 |
92 |
170 |
I guess after the death of irony, this was predictable. |
1.5521 |
0.02920 |
605 |
352 |
172 |
81 |
171 |
So, now it's just taxes. |
1.5521 |
0.03022 |
605 |
363 |
150 |
92 |
172 |
They did a great job. He looks so dead. |
1.5515 |
0.03070 |
602 |
366 |
140 |
96 |
173 |
So I guess it's only Taxes. |
1.5507 |
0.02991 |
601 |
357 |
157 |
87 |
174 |
Worked himself to death, did he? |
1.5499 |
0.02973 |
591 |
347 |
163 |
81 |
175 |
Who knew he had a peanut allergy. |
1.5499 |
0.03040 |
591 |
354 |
149 |
88 |
176 |
Well, this leaves only taxes. |
1.5499 |
0.03050 |
591 |
355 |
147 |
89 |
177 |
I'm sorry to say it, but he looks like Death warmed over. |
1.5495 |
0.02973 |
586 |
343 |
164 |
79 |
178 |
Not too close, he may be bluffing. |
1.5492 |
0.02919 |
590 |
341 |
174 |
75 |
179 |
I'm certain we'll still have to pay our taxes. |
1.5481 |
0.02909 |
582 |
334 |
177 |
71 |
180 |
I bet he had a lot of skeletons in his closet. |
1.5472 |
0.03075 |
561 |
333 |
149 |
79 |
181 |
If only he had been carrying a gun |
1.5472 |
0.03216 |
572 |
357 |
117 |
98 |
182 |
I guess we're stuck with your mother. |
1.5472 |
0.03129 |
572 |
348 |
135 |
89 |
183 |
His job finally caught up with him! |
1.5464 |
0.03023 |
571 |
337 |
156 |
78 |
184 |
He was always dressed to kill |
1.5464 |
0.03034 |
571 |
338 |
154 |
79 |
185 |
I guess the only thing we can count on now is taxes. |
1.5464 |
0.03163 |
571 |
351 |
128 |
92 |
186 |
Life just won't be the same without him. |
1.5456 |
0.03077 |
548 |
323 |
151 |
74 |
187 |
Well, I guess we should have saved more money for retirement. It looks like we’re gonna be here awhile. |
1.5448 |
0.02872 |
558 |
313 |
186 |
59 |
188 |
He touched so many lives. |
1.5440 |
0.03175 |
557 |
341 |
129 |
87 |
189 |
It's always the one you least expect to go. |
1.5437 |
0.02992 |
561 |
327 |
163 |
71 |
190 |
I always thought taxes would go first. |
1.5435 |
0.03114 |
552 |
331 |
142 |
79 |
191 |
Well, I guess that leaves us with taxes. |
1.5430 |
0.03093 |
547 |
325 |
147 |
75 |
192 |
Does Taxes know? |
1.5423 |
0.03139 |
544 |
327 |
139 |
78 |
193 |
I told him that job was a dead end. |
1.5417 |
0.03071 |
504 |
288 |
159 |
57 |
194 |
Florida is going to get crowded |
1.5414 |
0.03186 |
543 |
331 |
130 |
82 |
195 |
Well dear, so much for death do us part. |
1.5409 |
0.03077 |
538 |
317 |
151 |
70 |
196 |
Nap time is over. Now, go get us some customers. |
1.5409 |
0.03284 |
538 |
336 |
113 |
89 |
197 |
Turns out, he had a peanut allergy. |
1.5406 |
0.03296 |
529 |
329 |
114 |
86 |
198 |
Why an open casket? He looks like hell. |
1.5403 |
0.03244 |
533 |
328 |
122 |
83 |
199 |
Now who's going to put me out of my misery? |
1.5402 |
0.03163 |
498 |
291 |
145 |
62 |
200 |
What are the odds? He died on April 15th. |
1.5399 |
0.03173 |
539 |
327 |
133 |
79 |
201 |
So sad. He touched so many lives. |
1.5395 |
0.03070 |
532 |
312 |
153 |
67 |
202 |
They''ll miss him down at the senior center. |
1.5388 |
0.03129 |
529 |
315 |
143 |
71 |
203 |
I hate to say it, but he had it coming. |
1.5385 |
0.03223 |
533 |
327 |
125 |
81 |
204 |
At least he went doing what he loved |
1.5381 |
0.03206 |
459 |
263 |
145 |
51 |
205 |
He shouldn't have gone after Keith Richards. |
1.5345 |
0.03305 |
507 |
313 |
117 |
77 |
206 |
Even in death, he looks like Death. |
1.5323 |
0.03301 |
496 |
304 |
120 |
72 |
207 |
So now how much money do we need for retirement? |
1.5322 |
0.03258 |
466 |
275 |
134 |
57 |
208 |
I thought taxes would go first. |
1.5309 |
0.03263 |
486 |
293 |
128 |
65 |
209 |
I must've warned him a million times, "You're gonna reap what you sow honey." |
1.5307 |
0.03135 |
488 |
285 |
147 |
56 |
210 |
I wonder who came for him. |
1.5305 |
0.03284 |
492 |
300 |
123 |
69 |
211 |
He had all of our lives ahead of him. |
1.5300 |
0.03331 |
483 |
296 |
118 |
69 |
212 |
I have to say... I'm feeling a lot more optimistic about our golden years. |
1.5299 |
0.03243 |
485 |
291 |
131 |
63 |
213 |
There were so many more people that we should have introduced him to |
1.5299 |
0.03346 |
485 |
299 |
115 |
71 |
214 |
Well Gene, it looks like we're stuck with each other forever. |
1.5292 |
0.03268 |
480 |
289 |
128 |
63 |
215 |
Apparently you also reap what you reap. |
1.5285 |
0.03345 |
473 |
289 |
118 |
66 |
216 |
I heard he wanted 'over my dead body' on his headstone. |
1.5279 |
0.03129 |
466 |
268 |
150 |
48 |
217 |
No one ever thinks it can happen to them. |
1.5275 |
0.03404 |
472 |
293 |
109 |
70 |
218 |
I heard it was sickle cell |
1.5275 |
0.03324 |
472 |
287 |
121 |
64 |
219 |
If someone had to go, why couldn't it be taxes? |
1.5275 |
0.03364 |
472 |
290 |
115 |
67 |
220 |
What will The New Yorker cartoonists do without him? |
1.5275 |
0.03311 |
472 |
286 |
123 |
63 |
221 |
I used to flirt with him. |
1.5268 |
0.03324 |
467 |
283 |
122 |
62 |
222 |
Not to sound disrespectful, but he had it coming. |
1.5258 |
0.03259 |
466 |
278 |
131 |
57 |
223 |
He finally found himself. |
1.5258 |
0.03438 |
466 |
291 |
105 |
70 |
224 |
He doesn't look as grim as I imagined. |
1.5251 |
0.03026 |
459 |
257 |
163 |
39 |
225 |
He wanted me to come with him. I told him to go to hell. |
1.5251 |
0.03354 |
459 |
279 |
119 |
61 |
226 |
At least he died doing something he believed in. |
1.5249 |
0.03357 |
461 |
281 |
118 |
62 |
227 |
He reaped what he sowed. |
1.5249 |
0.03385 |
461 |
283 |
114 |
64 |
228 |
He’s got only himself to blame for this. |
1.5240 |
0.03416 |
458 |
283 |
110 |
65 |
229 |
I understand he left 7 billion survivors. |
1.5240 |
0.03214 |
458 |
269 |
138 |
51 |
230 |
Well, we'll always have taxes. |
1.5233 |
0.03428 |
451 |
278 |
110 |
63 |
231 |
My favorite memory was when he took your Aunt Bertha. |
1.5232 |
0.03501 |
453 |
285 |
99 |
69 |
232 |
We should have gone for the reverse mortgage. |
1.5231 |
0.03319 |
455 |
274 |
124 |
57 |
233 |
I guess the only certainty now is taxes. |
1.5224 |
0.03530 |
446 |
281 |
97 |
68 |
234 |
At least Irony's still alive. |
1.5216 |
0.03440 |
439 |
269 |
111 |
59 |
235 |
You know what this means...We'll outlive our savings. |
1.5205 |
0.03385 |
438 |
265 |
118 |
55 |
236 |
Definitely an inside job. |
1.5204 |
0.03482 |
442 |
275 |
104 |
63 |
237 |
Ironically, he didn't have life insurance. |
1.5201 |
0.03856 |
323 |
192 |
94 |
37 |
238 |
Say what you will about him, but he practiced what he preached. |
1.5195 |
0.03525 |
435 |
272 |
100 |
63 |
239 |
Well, this can't be a good sign for the funeral business. |
1.5195 |
0.03555 |
435 |
274 |
96 |
65 |
240 |
It seems like only yesterday I was at his door. |
1.5195 |
0.03276 |
435 |
256 |
132 |
47 |
241 |
Finally, the death of irony. |
1.5195 |
0.03437 |
437 |
268 |
111 |
58 |
242 |
I’d rather it’d been taxes |
1.5195 |
0.03437 |
437 |
268 |
111 |
58 |
243 |
At least one thing is certain . . . taxes. |
1.5194 |
0.03410 |
439 |
268 |
114 |
57 |
244 |
Look, he's still wearing his NRA pin. |
1.5186 |
0.03602 |
430 |
273 |
91 |
66 |
245 |
I always thought that he'd be there for us in our old age. |
1.5186 |
0.03320 |
430 |
255 |
127 |
48 |
246 |
If it weren't 2018, this would be pretty surprising. |
1.5183 |
0.03489 |
436 |
271 |
104 |
61 |
247 |
He was offered a White House position. |
1.5179 |
0.03549 |
419 |
260 |
101 |
58 |
248 |
Quit complaining. Its the last one we have to attend.... |
1.5175 |
0.03310 |
429 |
254 |
128 |
47 |
249 |
Reaping is now done by smart phone, he couldn't adapt. |
1.5164 |
0.03376 |
426 |
256 |
120 |
50 |
250 |
I mean, he must have seen it coming... |
1.5155 |
0.03549 |
419 |
261 |
100 |
58 |
251 |
Pity, he had so much death left in him. |
1.5155 |
0.03452 |
419 |
255 |
112 |
52 |
252 |
Well, this looks grim. |
1.5154 |
0.03406 |
421 |
254 |
117 |
50 |
253 |
I suppose this just leaves taxes. |
1.5154 |
0.03600 |
421 |
266 |
93 |
62 |
254 |
They say it was self-inflicted. |
1.5145 |
0.03500 |
414 |
254 |
107 |
53 |
255 |
This certainly opens an existential can of worms. |
1.5134 |
0.03515 |
409 |
251 |
106 |
52 |
256 |
You were right...in this economy theres no such thing as job security. |
1.5134 |
0.03536 |
411 |
254 |
103 |
54 |
257 |
Putin considered him a threat. |
1.5134 |
0.03619 |
411 |
259 |
93 |
59 |
258 |
My best memory of him was … well, right now |
1.5123 |
0.03376 |
406 |
241 |
122 |
43 |
259 |
Well, I don't really know. Why ARE we grieving? |
1.5122 |
0.03475 |
410 |
250 |
110 |
50 |
260 |
I guess this means we can smoke. |
1.5112 |
0.03537 |
403 |
248 |
104 |
51 |
261 |
He worked himself to, well, you know. |
1.5109 |
0.04994 |
184 |
109 |
56 |
19 |
262 |
So, now it's just taxes. |
1.5101 |
0.03761 |
398 |
257 |
79 |
62 |
263 |
I can never tell, is this irony or poetic justice? |
1.5101 |
0.03624 |
398 |
249 |
95 |
54 |
264 |
Seriously? Tide Pod? |
1.5101 |
0.03693 |
398 |
253 |
87 |
58 |
265 |
Karma. |
1.5100 |
0.03596 |
402 |
251 |
97 |
54 |
266 |
They say he died doing what he loved |
1.5100 |
0.03526 |
402 |
247 |
105 |
50 |
267 |
I'm not surprised. He looked like death. |
1.5100 |
0.03561 |
402 |
249 |
101 |
52 |
268 |
Somehow I thought we’d be first. |
1.5089 |
0.03482 |
395 |
239 |
111 |
45 |
269 |
Can't say I'm surprised. He always looked like death. |
1.5089 |
0.03464 |
395 |
238 |
113 |
44 |
270 |
That just leaves taxes I guess |
1.5089 |
0.03627 |
395 |
247 |
95 |
53 |
271 |
Poor guy - those New Yorker cartoonists worked him to death |
1.5088 |
0.03648 |
397 |
250 |
92 |
55 |
272 |
I guess this means I'll never be rid of your mother. |
1.5088 |
0.03717 |
397 |
254 |
84 |
59 |
273 |
Did they have to make him look so grim? |
1.5076 |
0.03562 |
394 |
243 |
102 |
49 |
274 |
Poor guy worked himself to death. |
1.5076 |
0.03526 |
394 |
241 |
106 |
47 |
275 |
I guess this means I can start eating red meat again? |
1.5065 |
0.03406 |
383 |
226 |
120 |
37 |
276 |
If this is who I think it is, we can cancel our insurance. |
1.5065 |
0.03625 |
385 |
239 |
97 |
49 |
277 |
I can do it myself, he always used to say. |
1.5065 |
0.03536 |
387 |
236 |
106 |
45 |
278 |
First "God is dead" and now this! |
1.5065 |
0.03684 |
387 |
244 |
90 |
53 |
279 |
I’ll bet he never saw this coming. |
1.5064 |
0.03522 |
389 |
237 |
107 |
45 |
280 |
First it was, "God is dead." Now look. |
1.5064 |
0.03633 |
389 |
243 |
95 |
51 |
281 |
Well, I guess we're stuck with each other for a while. |
1.5064 |
0.03484 |
389 |
235 |
111 |
43 |
282 |
He kept working right up until the end. |
1.5064 |
0.03587 |
393 |
244 |
99 |
50 |
283 |
That's what you get for training your own replacement. |
1.5052 |
0.03608 |
382 |
236 |
99 |
47 |
284 |
Get up, you're not fooling anyone. |
1.5052 |
0.03739 |
382 |
243 |
85 |
54 |
285 |
He looks like hell. |
1.5052 |
0.03669 |
384 |
241 |
92 |
51 |
286 |
You say ironic, I say redundant. |
1.5052 |
0.03446 |
386 |
231 |
115 |
40 |
287 |
Any idea who did it? |
1.5040 |
0.03721 |
377 |
238 |
88 |
51 |
288 |
I'm not sure what it means - but I think we'd better sign up for long term care insurance... |
1.5040 |
0.03506 |
377 |
227 |
110 |
40 |
289 |
There's still taxes. |
1.5040 |
0.03780 |
379 |
243 |
81 |
55 |
290 |
It was just too much for him when hell froze over. |
1.5039 |
0.03710 |
381 |
241 |
88 |
52 |
291 |
You can't count on anything anymore. |
1.5027 |
0.03527 |
374 |
226 |
108 |
40 |
292 |
Well, there goes our funeral business. |
1.5027 |
0.03666 |
374 |
233 |
94 |
47 |
293 |
What's next...taxes? |
1.5027 |
0.03763 |
374 |
238 |
84 |
52 |
294 |
Whatever you do, don't sign the guest book. |
1.5027 |
0.03686 |
374 |
234 |
92 |
48 |
295 |
Looks like you're stuck with me now, Arthur |
1.5027 |
0.03612 |
376 |
232 |
99 |
45 |
296 |
I know you’re not supposed to say it, but he really brought this on himself. |
1.5013 |
0.03843 |
371 |
240 |
76 |
55 |
297 |
I hate wakes. It's like staring at death in the face. |
1.5013 |
0.03554 |
373 |
227 |
105 |
41 |
298 |
He just couldn't find work-life balance. |
1.5013 |
0.03566 |
377 |
231 |
103 |
43 |
299 |
That job would kill anyone. |
1.5000 |
0.03762 |
364 |
230 |
86 |
48 |
300 |
Does this mean we're stuck here? |
1.5000 |
0.03610 |
368 |
226 |
100 |
42 |
301 |
So much reaping and so little to sow for it. |
1.5000 |
0.03782 |
364 |
231 |
84 |
49 |
302 |
You know, maybe I will go on that skydiving thing next week after all. |
1.4986 |
0.03597 |
367 |
225 |
101 |
41 |
303 |
Let's hold off on mailing our tax returns. |
1.4986 |
0.03662 |
361 |
223 |
96 |
42 |
304 |
The ironic part is that he died in the Living Room |
1.4986 |
0.03781 |
359 |
227 |
85 |
47 |
305 |
He would have liked the irony. |
1.4958 |
0.03621 |
355 |
217 |
100 |
38 |
306 |
I don't know about you, but I was kind of counting on "...till death do us part." |
1.4957 |
0.03651 |
351 |
215 |
98 |
38 |
307 |
I assumed he was exempt. |
1.4957 |
0.03717 |
351 |
218 |
92 |
41 |
308 |
Talk about ironic...he choked to death on a lifesaver. |
1.4943 |
0.03897 |
350 |
226 |
75 |
49 |
309 |
You would think he'd seen it coming. |
1.4928 |
0.03815 |
347 |
220 |
83 |
44 |
310 |
Let's just see what happens if we don't pay our taxes this year. |
1.4928 |
0.03810 |
345 |
218 |
84 |
43 |
311 |
It may be a trick....you poke him. |
1.4927 |
0.03804 |
343 |
216 |
85 |
42 |
312 |
I hope this means we can start smoking again |
1.4912 |
0.03675 |
342 |
210 |
96 |
36 |
313 |
Even the Grim Reaper has left the White House. |
1.4912 |
0.04009 |
342 |
225 |
66 |
51 |
314 |
He only has himself to blame. |
1.4912 |
0.03744 |
342 |
213 |
90 |
39 |
315 |
He shouldn't have brought a scythe to a gun fight. |
1.4912 |
0.03966 |
342 |
223 |
70 |
49 |
316 |
Well, this certainly changes our retirement plan. |
1.4911 |
0.03753 |
338 |
210 |
90 |
38 |
317 |
Looks like we're stuck with your mother. |
1.4911 |
0.03869 |
338 |
215 |
80 |
43 |
318 |
His last words were "I can't take another day of Trump". |
1.4896 |
0.04011 |
337 |
221 |
67 |
49 |
319 |
Your father and I are concerned that this "goth thing" is getting a little out of hand, dear. |
1.4896 |
0.04008 |
335 |
219 |
68 |
48 |
320 |
Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it! |
1.4896 |
0.03940 |
335 |
216 |
74 |
45 |
321 |
Coroner said it was work-related. |
1.4895 |
0.03795 |
333 |
208 |
87 |
38 |
322 |
I liked him in that Ingmar Bergman film. |
1.4895 |
0.03842 |
333 |
210 |
83 |
40 |
323 |
Well, at least irony isn't dead. |
1.4895 |
0.03819 |
333 |
209 |
85 |
39 |
324 |
They ruled it a suicide. |
1.4895 |
0.03958 |
333 |
215 |
73 |
45 |
325 |
Apparently bested in an encounter with someone named Keith Richards. |
1.4895 |
0.03889 |
333 |
212 |
79 |
42 |
326 |
Now I am convinced that Keith Richards will live forever. |
1.4879 |
0.03985 |
330 |
214 |
71 |
45 |
327 |
At least he saw it coming. |
1.4879 |
0.03844 |
330 |
208 |
83 |
39 |
328 |
Of course it's sad, but he died doing what he loved. |
1.4879 |
0.03844 |
330 |
208 |
83 |
39 |
329 |
You think it'll never happen to you. |
1.4879 |
0.03747 |
330 |
204 |
91 |
35 |
330 |
My guess is that he finally reaped what he sowed. |
1.4878 |
0.03886 |
328 |
208 |
80 |
40 |
331 |
I guess that just leaves Taxes. |
1.4878 |
0.03813 |
328 |
205 |
86 |
37 |
332 |
The Russians deny poisoning him. |
1.4877 |
0.03946 |
324 |
207 |
76 |
41 |
333 |
I guess now it’s just taxes. |
1.4865 |
0.03958 |
333 |
216 |
72 |
45 |
334 |
Ok, now I feel old. |
1.4862 |
0.03822 |
327 |
205 |
85 |
37 |
335 |
He was someone you could always count on. |
1.4862 |
0.03688 |
325 |
198 |
96 |
31 |
336 |
Our last customer. Looks like we're finally out of business. |
1.4862 |
0.03839 |
325 |
204 |
84 |
37 |
337 |
I always thought I'd go before he did. |
1.4862 |
0.03814 |
325 |
203 |
86 |
36 |
338 |
Cancel the life insurance. |
1.4862 |
0.03888 |
325 |
206 |
80 |
39 |
339 |
Well, what do you know? Irony IS dead. |
1.4861 |
0.03955 |
323 |
207 |
75 |
41 |
340 |
I guess I picked the wrong time to open a funeral home. |
1.4861 |
0.03931 |
323 |
206 |
77 |
40 |
341 |
I told him he should've forwarded that chain letter. |
1.4861 |
0.03832 |
323 |
202 |
85 |
36 |
342 |
You think he knew it was coming? |
1.4861 |
0.03955 |
323 |
207 |
75 |
41 |
343 |
What goes around comes around. |
1.4861 |
0.03806 |
323 |
201 |
87 |
35 |
344 |
I’ve never been this close to death before. |
1.4861 |
0.03704 |
323 |
197 |
95 |
31 |
345 |
I always said he was working himself to death. |
1.4845 |
0.03915 |
322 |
205 |
78 |
39 |
346 |
So then just taxes? |
1.4844 |
0.04080 |
320 |
210 |
65 |
45 |
347 |
His obituary said we should make donations directly to the NRA. |
1.4844 |
0.04198 |
320 |
215 |
55 |
50 |
348 |
This is going to tank Social Security. |
1.4844 |
0.03832 |
320 |
200 |
85 |
35 |
349 |
His job finally got to him. |
1.4844 |
0.04032 |
320 |
208 |
69 |
43 |
350 |
horrible job. why did they make him look so grim |
1.4844 |
0.03807 |
320 |
199 |
87 |
34 |
351 |
He looks so life-like. They did a terrible job. |
1.4843 |
0.04051 |
318 |
207 |
68 |
43 |
352 |
"You'll work yourself to death," I said. "Stop being ironic," he said. |
1.4843 |
0.03665 |
318 |
192 |
98 |
28 |
353 |
Now the only thing certain is taxes. |
1.4843 |
0.04026 |
318 |
206 |
70 |
42 |
354 |
Well, it looks like irony is alive and kicking. |
1.4825 |
0.03954 |
315 |
201 |
76 |
38 |
355 |
He never should have taken that White House Communications Director job. He had a perfectly good career. |
1.4824 |
0.04050 |
313 |
203 |
69 |
41 |
356 |
Now what happens to that "until death do us part" clause? |
1.4824 |
0.03706 |
313 |
190 |
95 |
28 |
357 |
It was him or us, dear. |
1.4810 |
0.03970 |
316 |
203 |
74 |
39 |
358 |
Great, now how are we gonna get rid of your mother? |
1.4809 |
0.03963 |
314 |
201 |
75 |
38 |
359 |
Well, honey, ‘Till Death Do Us Part’ is no longer on the table, let’s get a divorce |
1.4809 |
0.03912 |
314 |
199 |
79 |
36 |
360 |
Well, I guess that only leaves Taxes. |
1.4806 |
0.04028 |
310 |
200 |
71 |
39 |
361 |
Now aren't you glad we went for the lifetime annuity? |
1.4806 |
0.03869 |
310 |
194 |
83 |
33 |
362 |
I hope taxes are next. |
1.4806 |
0.04205 |
310 |
207 |
57 |
46 |
363 |
I'm having a near death experience. |
1.4803 |
0.03952 |
304 |
192 |
78 |
34 |
364 |
I heard the funeral director's retiring after this. |
1.4790 |
0.03740 |
309 |
189 |
92 |
28 |
365 |
Let's hear it for the Second Amendment. |
1.4790 |
0.04190 |
309 |
206 |
58 |
45 |
366 |
Don't gloat—the new guy might be worse. |
1.4790 |
0.03878 |
309 |
194 |
82 |
33 |
367 |
Poor bastard, worked himself to death. |
1.4790 |
0.03768 |
309 |
190 |
90 |
29 |
368 |
I guess now all we can count on is taxes. |
1.4790 |
0.03985 |
309 |
198 |
74 |
37 |
369 |
What's with the high heels? |
1.4785 |
0.04150 |
303 |
199 |
63 |
41 |
370 |
It's what he always wanted. |
1.4774 |
0.03975 |
310 |
199 |
74 |
37 |
371 |
Well that’s a bit redundant, don’t you think? |
1.4771 |
0.03878 |
306 |
192 |
82 |
32 |
372 |
I never expected him to go first. |
1.4770 |
0.03840 |
304 |
189 |
85 |
30 |
373 |
So much for "'Til death do us part" |
1.4770 |
0.03868 |
304 |
190 |
83 |
31 |
374 |
He never truly lived. |
1.4770 |
0.03783 |
304 |
187 |
89 |
28 |
375 |
Sigh, I guess he reaped what he sowed. |
1.4770 |
0.03896 |
304 |
191 |
81 |
32 |
376 |
So sad. Who will play Bannon now? |
1.4770 |
0.04192 |
304 |
202 |
59 |
43 |
377 |
They ruled it a suicide. |
1.4770 |
0.03952 |
304 |
193 |
77 |
34 |
378 |
This is a game changer. |
1.4767 |
0.03990 |
300 |
191 |
75 |
34 |
379 |
I heard it was a murder-suicide. |
1.4767 |
0.03962 |
300 |
190 |
77 |
33 |
380 |
So he finally did reap what he sowed. |
1.4767 |
0.04073 |
300 |
194 |
69 |
37 |
381 |
Oh well, what goes around comes around. |
1.4749 |
0.03972 |
299 |
190 |
76 |
33 |
382 |
It almost looks like he's just reaping. |
1.4749 |
0.04192 |
299 |
198 |
60 |
41 |
383 |
You can get up now. They’re not gonna ban assault weapons. |
1.4749 |
0.04083 |
299 |
194 |
68 |
37 |
384 |
At least he died doing something he loved. |
1.4749 |
0.04111 |
299 |
195 |
66 |
38 |
385 |
That just leaves taxes. |
1.4749 |
0.04138 |
299 |
196 |
64 |
39 |
386 |
I warned him not to go after Keith Richards. |
1.4746 |
0.04125 |
295 |
192 |
66 |
37 |
387 |
He says it "gets him in the zone" |
1.4746 |
0.04040 |
295 |
189 |
72 |
34 |
388 |
That reminds me, our taxes are due. |
1.4746 |
0.04097 |
295 |
191 |
68 |
36 |
389 |
I think the irony was lost on him. |
1.4730 |
0.04169 |
296 |
195 |
62 |
39 |
390 |
Does this mean I'm stuck with you forever? |
1.4728 |
0.04078 |
294 |
190 |
69 |
35 |
391 |
Rats. It looks like your mother's going to be with us for quite a while. |
1.4728 |
0.04135 |
294 |
192 |
65 |
37 |
392 |
So who came for HIM? |
1.4728 |
0.03904 |
294 |
184 |
81 |
29 |
393 |
I always hoped taxes would be the first to go |
1.4728 |
0.04163 |
294 |
193 |
63 |
38 |
394 |
What a year Murray--first a tax break, now this! |
1.4728 |
0.04107 |
294 |
191 |
67 |
36 |
395 |
I told you all it took was a good guy with a gun. |
1.4728 |
0.04107 |
294 |
191 |
67 |
36 |
396 |
Apparently you do reap what you sow. |
1.4728 |
0.04050 |
294 |
189 |
71 |
34 |
397 |
That 401(k) money is going to have to last us a lot longer than we thought. |
1.4728 |
0.04021 |
294 |
188 |
73 |
33 |
398 |
If this means we're going to live forever, I want a divorce. |
1.4728 |
0.04191 |
294 |
194 |
61 |
39 |
399 |
Karma. |
1.4728 |
0.04021 |
294 |
188 |
73 |
33 |
400 |
Well, you reap what you reap. |
1.4728 |
0.04078 |
294 |
190 |
69 |
35 |
401 |
Even he didn’t see himself coming! |
1.4726 |
0.04099 |
292 |
189 |
68 |
35 |
402 |
He loved his job, but he worked himself to death. |
1.4724 |
0.04032 |
290 |
185 |
73 |
32 |
403 |
Now we'll never get off the wait list for senior housing. |
1.4706 |
0.04273 |
289 |
193 |
56 |
40 |
404 |
Thank God. The New Yorker can't exploit him anymore. |
1.4700 |
0.04196 |
283 |
185 |
63 |
35 |
405 |
He had so much left to take. |
1.4700 |
0.04136 |
283 |
183 |
67 |
33 |
406 |
He was so full of death. |
1.4700 |
0.04255 |
283 |
187 |
59 |
37 |
407 |
They should have done a closed casket, he looks like death! |
1.4700 |
0.04284 |
283 |
188 |
57 |
38 |
408 |
Apparently the only thing certain in life now is taxes. |
1.4700 |
0.04136 |
283 |
183 |
67 |
33 |
409 |
They say he took his own life. |
1.4700 |
0.04255 |
283 |
187 |
59 |
37 |
410 |
What do you mean, "you don't see the irony."? |
1.4681 |
0.04176 |
282 |
184 |
64 |
34 |
411 |
I wonder if he saw it coming. |
1.4679 |
0.03979 |
280 |
176 |
77 |
27 |
412 |
He used to say irony was dead. |
1.4679 |
0.04137 |
280 |
181 |
67 |
32 |
413 |
He was watching Fox and Friends. |
1.4679 |
0.04229 |
280 |
184 |
61 |
35 |
414 |
Once 'Saturday Night Live' compared him to Steve Bannon, his spirit wasn’t in it anymore. |
1.4657 |
0.04293 |
277 |
184 |
57 |
36 |
415 |
He touched a lot of lives. |
1.4657 |
0.04293 |
277 |
184 |
57 |
36 |
416 |
He died of supernatural causes. |
1.4657 |
0.04201 |
277 |
181 |
63 |
33 |
417 |
Oh boy, I guess the only thing certain now is taxes. |
1.4657 |
0.04232 |
277 |
182 |
61 |
34 |
418 |
He had a lasting impact on everyone he met. |
1.4655 |
0.04192 |
275 |
179 |
64 |
32 |
419 |
If you're ever going to run with the bulls, now would be the time. |
1.4652 |
0.04183 |
273 |
177 |
65 |
31 |
420 |
I told him he was messing with the wrong old lady. |
1.4652 |
0.04183 |
273 |
177 |
65 |
31 |
421 |
That’s a tough way to meet your quota! |
1.4652 |
0.04052 |
273 |
173 |
73 |
27 |
422 |
Logistically, this is a nightmare. |
1.4647 |
0.04294 |
269 |
177 |
59 |
33 |
423 |
Does this mean I'm stuck with you for eternity? |
1.4632 |
0.04383 |
272 |
183 |
52 |
37 |
424 |
You never think it can happen to you... |
1.4632 |
0.04258 |
272 |
179 |
60 |
33 |
425 |
Well this is certainly a game changer. |
1.4630 |
0.04217 |
270 |
176 |
63 |
31 |
426 |
You know, I think death becomes him. |
1.4630 |
0.03981 |
270 |
169 |
77 |
24 |
427 |
That'll teach you to skulk around our retirement home. |
1.4630 |
0.04439 |
270 |
183 |
49 |
38 |
428 |
Life just won't be the same without him. |
1.4630 |
0.04313 |
270 |
179 |
57 |
34 |
429 |
He will be missed by cartoonists. |
1.4627 |
0.03967 |
268 |
167 |
78 |
23 |
430 |
The only thing for certain now is taxes. |
1.4627 |
0.04465 |
268 |
182 |
48 |
38 |
431 |
It's been a rough year for everyone. |
1.4627 |
0.04273 |
268 |
176 |
60 |
32 |
432 |
You're not fooling anyone. |
1.4627 |
0.04207 |
268 |
174 |
64 |
30 |
433 |
how was I supposed to know he was allergic to peanuts?? |
1.4613 |
0.04457 |
271 |
185 |
47 |
39 |
434 |
I think it's safe to start drinking again. |
1.4613 |
0.04072 |
271 |
173 |
71 |
27 |
435 |
Who's grim now? |
1.4610 |
0.04094 |
269 |
172 |
70 |
27 |
436 |
This IS a bad flu season. |
1.4607 |
0.04317 |
267 |
177 |
57 |
33 |
437 |
You're not fooling anyone. |
1.4604 |
0.04241 |
265 |
173 |
62 |
30 |
438 |
Now all we have to worry about are taxes. |
1.4604 |
0.04275 |
265 |
174 |
60 |
31 |
439 |
Let's go skydiving after all. |
1.4601 |
0.04231 |
263 |
171 |
63 |
29 |
440 |
It becomes him. |
1.4601 |
0.04299 |
263 |
173 |
59 |
31 |
441 |
Ain’t payback a bitch. |
1.4601 |
0.04196 |
263 |
170 |
65 |
28 |
442 |
Well, at least irony isn't dead. |
1.4601 |
0.04161 |
263 |
169 |
67 |
27 |
443 |
I'll be going on the bacon and ice cream diet. What about you? |
1.4590 |
0.04138 |
268 |
173 |
67 |
28 |
444 |
Make sure they lock the casket. |
1.4586 |
0.04127 |
266 |
171 |
68 |
27 |
445 |
Well, there's a job opening. I heard they're working with a skeleton crew. |
1.4583 |
0.04319 |
264 |
175 |
57 |
32 |
446 |
I heard it was sickle cell |
1.4583 |
0.04578 |
264 |
183 |
41 |
40 |
447 |
I hear it was the Russians. |
1.4580 |
0.04102 |
262 |
167 |
70 |
25 |
448 |
The worst part about it is that he never really lived. |
1.4577 |
0.04470 |
260 |
176 |
49 |
35 |
449 |
Yes, we're sure it's 'comfy', but could you show us something less pricey. |
1.4577 |
0.04231 |
260 |
169 |
63 |
28 |
450 |
Oh, damn. Why couldn't it have been taxes? |
1.4577 |
0.04196 |
260 |
168 |
65 |
27 |
451 |
I always knew his work would catch up with him. |
1.4574 |
0.04147 |
258 |
165 |
68 |
25 |
452 |
I hope he’s an only child. |
1.4574 |
0.04394 |
258 |
172 |
54 |
32 |
453 |
Death runs in his family |
1.4574 |
0.04360 |
258 |
171 |
56 |
31 |
454 |
You think this will lower premiums? |
1.4574 |
0.04110 |
258 |
164 |
70 |
24 |
455 |
He really should have seen this one coming. |
1.4574 |
0.04462 |
258 |
174 |
50 |
34 |
456 |
I guess the only thing certain now are Taxes! |
1.4574 |
0.04360 |
258 |
171 |
56 |
31 |
457 |
He let himself go. |
1.4574 |
0.04147 |
258 |
165 |
68 |
25 |
458 |
If this doesn't bankrupt Social Security, nothing will. |
1.4574 |
0.04183 |
258 |
166 |
66 |
26 |
459 |
I guess you could say it’s death imitating art. |
1.4559 |
0.04322 |
261 |
173 |
57 |
31 |
460 |
He was doing OK until the grimmer reaper came to visit. |
1.4553 |
0.04266 |
257 |
168 |
61 |
28 |
461 |
Well now I'm only certain about taxes. |
1.4553 |
0.04266 |
257 |
168 |
61 |
28 |
462 |
That seems redundant. |
1.4553 |
0.04406 |
257 |
172 |
53 |
32 |
463 |
He brought it upon himeslf |
1.4545 |
0.04528 |
253 |
172 |
47 |
34 |
464 |
He should have seen this coming |
1.4545 |
0.04423 |
253 |
169 |
53 |
31 |
465 |
I bet that was a surprise. |
1.4545 |
0.04352 |
253 |
167 |
57 |
29 |
466 |
The mandatory retirement rules are really getting strict. |
1.4545 |
0.04242 |
253 |
164 |
63 |
26 |
467 |
Who knew he had orange hair? |
1.4545 |
0.04458 |
253 |
170 |
51 |
32 |
468 |
I'm guessing he would have seen the irony in this. |
1.4545 |
0.04242 |
253 |
164 |
63 |
26 |
469 |
I heard it was self-inflicted. |
1.4545 |
0.04279 |
253 |
165 |
61 |
27 |
470 |
Yeah, but we still have taxes. |
1.4545 |
0.04458 |
253 |
170 |
51 |
32 |
471 |
It’s importat to remember he died doing what he loved. |
1.4545 |
0.04205 |
253 |
163 |
65 |
25 |
472 |
They say he never saw it coming. |
1.4545 |
0.04242 |
253 |
164 |
63 |
26 |
473 |
I knew that job would end up killing him. |
1.4545 |
0.04167 |
253 |
162 |
67 |
24 |
474 |
Let's hope taxes are next. |
1.4542 |
0.04485 |
251 |
169 |
50 |
32 |
475 |
I guess I can cancel that life insurance policy. |
1.4542 |
0.04075 |
251 |
158 |
72 |
21 |
476 |
The flu season was much worse than I thought. |
1.4542 |
0.04304 |
251 |
164 |
60 |
27 |
477 |
I told you he looked like death when I last saw him. |
1.4524 |
0.04253 |
252 |
164 |
62 |
26 |
478 |
Think we should still pay our taxes? |
1.4524 |
0.04435 |
252 |
169 |
52 |
31 |
479 |
Well, let's hope taxes go next. |
1.4520 |
0.04240 |
250 |
162 |
63 |
25 |
480 |
You never think it'll happen to you. |
1.4520 |
0.04389 |
250 |
166 |
55 |
29 |
481 |
Worst flu season ever. |
1.4520 |
0.04426 |
250 |
167 |
53 |
30 |
482 |
Ya reap what ya sow. |
1.4516 |
0.04265 |
248 |
161 |
62 |
25 |
483 |
I told him not to take his work home with him |
1.4516 |
0.04378 |
248 |
164 |
56 |
28 |
484 |
He touched a lot of people. |
1.4516 |
0.04226 |
248 |
160 |
64 |
24 |
485 |
So I’m thinking that our reverse mortgage was a bad idea. |
1.4516 |
0.04303 |
248 |
162 |
60 |
26 |
486 |
He was his own worst enemy. |
1.4512 |
0.04479 |
246 |
165 |
51 |
30 |
487 |
It was sickle cell. |
1.4512 |
0.04589 |
246 |
168 |
45 |
33 |
488 |
He never saw himself coming. |
1.4512 |
0.04404 |
246 |
163 |
55 |
28 |
489 |
Think he'll Make Hell Great Again? |
1.4512 |
0.04404 |
246 |
163 |
55 |
28 |
490 |
I guess that just leaves Taxes. |
1.4512 |
0.04442 |
246 |
164 |
53 |
29 |
491 |
‘Well, I guess you really do reap what you sow’ |
1.4512 |
0.04442 |
246 |
164 |
53 |
29 |
492 |
Oh god, does this mean your mother is going to live forever? |
1.4512 |
0.04404 |
246 |
163 |
55 |
28 |
493 |
I never had a chance to meet him. |
1.4512 |
0.04212 |
246 |
158 |
65 |
23 |
494 |
He looks so peaceful...Death really becomes him. |
1.4502 |
0.04339 |
251 |
166 |
57 |
28 |
495 |
This still leaves taxes |
1.4502 |
0.04265 |
251 |
164 |
61 |
26 |
496 |
I'd have preferred if it was taxes. |
1.4502 |
0.04375 |
251 |
167 |
55 |
29 |
497 |
All that's left now is taxes. |
1.4502 |
0.04726 |
251 |
177 |
35 |
39 |
498 |
I hear his replacement looks like "death warmed over". |
1.4490 |
0.04102 |
245 |
155 |
70 |
20 |
499 |
How long do we have to stay married now, Henry? |
1.4490 |
0.04417 |
245 |
163 |
54 |
28 |
500 |
I never knew he wore glasses. |
1.4490 |
0.04379 |
245 |
162 |
56 |
27 |
501 |
They say it was his job that killed him. |
1.4490 |
0.04302 |
245 |
160 |
60 |
25 |
502 |
And I thought you had a dead end job |
1.4490 |
0.04602 |
245 |
168 |
44 |
33 |
503 |
Never saw him eat a salad. |
1.4481 |
0.04432 |
241 |
160 |
54 |
27 |
504 |
It’s the actuaries I really feel sorry for. |
1.4481 |
0.04353 |
241 |
158 |
58 |
25 |
505 |
I guess it was a good thing we forgot to clear the ice from our front steps. |
1.4477 |
0.04498 |
239 |
160 |
51 |
28 |
506 |
Now, THIS is what they mean by "died unexpectedly". |
1.4477 |
0.04298 |
239 |
155 |
61 |
23 |
507 |
Does this mean we have to stay married forever? |
1.4477 |
0.04614 |
239 |
163 |
45 |
31 |
508 |
He brought this upon himself. |
1.4477 |
0.04339 |
239 |
156 |
59 |
24 |
509 |
I always get him and Father Time mixed up. |
1.4477 |
0.04339 |
239 |
156 |
59 |
24 |
510 |
I'm going to have a cigarette. |
1.4459 |
0.04534 |
222 |
146 |
53 |
23 |
511 |
I know it should make me question the existential ramifications for the concept of mortality, but mostly I'm just waiting for them to bring out the hors d'oeuvres. |
1.4454 |
0.04392 |
238 |
157 |
56 |
25 |
512 |
'Well, Herb, I guess we can ease back on the bucket list.' |
1.4454 |
0.04351 |
238 |
156 |
58 |
24 |
513 |
One down, Taxes to go. |
1.4454 |
0.04589 |
238 |
162 |
46 |
30 |
514 |
They say if Wayne LaPierre kisses him he'll wake up. |
1.4449 |
0.04657 |
236 |
162 |
43 |
31 |
515 |
I always thought we'd go before him. |
1.4449 |
0.04336 |
236 |
154 |
59 |
23 |
516 |
What an oxymoron. |
1.4449 |
0.04419 |
236 |
156 |
55 |
25 |
517 |
So who’s going to come after your mother now? |
1.4449 |
0.04459 |
236 |
157 |
53 |
26 |
518 |
Now the only certain thing is taxes. |
1.4449 |
0.04579 |
236 |
160 |
47 |
29 |
519 |
The police ruled it a suicide. |
1.4449 |
0.04657 |
236 |
162 |
43 |
31 |
520 |
He went down swinging. |
1.4444 |
0.04363 |
234 |
153 |
58 |
23 |
521 |
Until now our marriage only seemed endless. |
1.4444 |
0.04446 |
234 |
155 |
54 |
25 |
522 |
Seems redundant, don’t you think. |
1.4444 |
0.04487 |
234 |
156 |
52 |
26 |
523 |
He heaved a scythe, and then he was gone. |
1.4444 |
0.04687 |
234 |
161 |
42 |
31 |
524 |
Well, I guess you reap what you reap. |
1.4444 |
0.04648 |
234 |
160 |
44 |
30 |
525 |
I guess the only thing certain now are Taxes! |
1.4444 |
0.04363 |
234 |
153 |
58 |
23 |
526 |
Well, we've still got taxes. |
1.4444 |
0.04405 |
234 |
154 |
56 |
24 |
527 |
Well, we still have taxes. |
1.4444 |
0.04446 |
234 |
155 |
54 |
25 |
528 |
Does this make us grim weepers? |
1.4444 |
0.04528 |
234 |
157 |
50 |
27 |
529 |
It seems kind of redundant. |
1.4444 |
0.04405 |
234 |
154 |
56 |
24 |
530 |
He looks as dead as he did when he was alive. |
1.4444 |
0.04528 |
234 |
157 |
50 |
27 |
531 |
Oh well, I guess that will be our last customer. |
1.4444 |
0.04405 |
234 |
154 |
56 |
24 |
532 |
Karma's a bitch. |
1.4444 |
0.04648 |
234 |
160 |
44 |
30 |
533 |
I never appreciated irony before. |
1.4444 |
0.04446 |
234 |
155 |
54 |
25 |
534 |
The job just gets to you in the end, I guess! |
1.4444 |
0.04278 |
234 |
151 |
62 |
21 |
535 |
Call it Karma. |
1.4440 |
0.04390 |
241 |
160 |
55 |
26 |
536 |
You never think it's going to be you. |
1.4440 |
0.04515 |
232 |
155 |
51 |
26 |
537 |
Well, I guess we only have to worry about Taxes now. |
1.4440 |
0.04678 |
232 |
159 |
43 |
30 |
538 |
He seemed like an “always the reaper, never the reaped” kind of guy. |
1.4440 |
0.04347 |
232 |
151 |
59 |
22 |
539 |
Work got the better of him. |
1.4440 |
0.04432 |
232 |
153 |
55 |
24 |
540 |
I imagine he brought it upon himself. |
1.4440 |
0.04304 |
232 |
150 |
61 |
21 |
541 |
I don't know dear. Is it irony or paradox? |
1.4439 |
0.04603 |
205 |
133 |
53 |
19 |
542 |
I can see how comfortable it is, but do you have anything more in our price range? |
1.4435 |
0.04417 |
239 |
159 |
54 |
26 |
543 |
Peaceful? He looks like death warmed over to me. |
1.4435 |
0.04377 |
239 |
158 |
56 |
25 |
544 |
A bit self-serving, don’t you think? |
1.4435 |
0.04043 |
239 |
150 |
72 |
17 |
545 |
I guess his work finally caught up with him. |
1.4435 |
0.04337 |
239 |
157 |
58 |
24 |
546 |
And what was the cause of death? |
1.4435 |
0.04417 |
239 |
159 |
54 |
26 |
547 |
Well, this is the last time I go to a funeral. |
1.4435 |
0.04377 |
239 |
158 |
56 |
25 |
548 |
Well, of course it had to be a suicide. |
1.4430 |
0.04196 |
237 |
152 |
65 |
20 |
549 |
They did such a great job. He looks every bit as dead as he did last time we saw him. |
1.4430 |
0.04404 |
237 |
157 |
55 |
25 |
550 |
Looks like Trump scares the life out of everyone... |
1.4421 |
0.04818 |
233 |
164 |
35 |
34 |
551 |
So how are we going to sell the rest of these caskets? |
1.4421 |
0.04500 |
233 |
156 |
51 |
26 |
552 |
Well I guess its just taxes then. |
1.4416 |
0.04359 |
231 |
151 |
58 |
22 |
553 |
Well, this leaves only taxes. |
1.4410 |
0.04515 |
229 |
153 |
51 |
25 |
554 |
Your sister is such a drama queen. |
1.4410 |
0.04599 |
229 |
155 |
47 |
27 |
555 |
On the other hand, I see an up side for us in this. |
1.4410 |
0.04208 |
229 |
146 |
65 |
18 |
556 |
Worst flu season ever. |
1.4410 |
0.04342 |
229 |
149 |
59 |
21 |
557 |
Serves him right. |
1.4410 |
0.05143 |
195 |
135 |
34 |
26 |
558 |
He was a victim of his own success |
1.4405 |
0.04587 |
227 |
153 |
48 |
26 |
559 |
He resigned? |
1.4405 |
0.04414 |
227 |
149 |
56 |
22 |
560 |
Well, I'm still certain about taxes. |
1.4405 |
0.04458 |
227 |
150 |
54 |
23 |
561 |
I guess only taxes are certain. |
1.4405 |
0.04544 |
227 |
152 |
50 |
25 |
562 |
The NRA just lost their biggest fan. |
1.4405 |
0.04835 |
227 |
159 |
36 |
32 |
563 |
He loved that outfit. |
1.4405 |
0.04629 |
227 |
154 |
46 |
27 |
564 |
How do we know he's dead? |
1.4386 |
0.04529 |
228 |
153 |
50 |
25 |
565 |
So, donuts for dinner? |
1.4381 |
0.04769 |
226 |
157 |
39 |
30 |
566 |
I warned him. Live by the scythe; die by the scythe. |
1.4381 |
0.04471 |
226 |
150 |
53 |
23 |
567 |
I never liked him. |
1.4381 |
0.04558 |
226 |
152 |
49 |
25 |
568 |
So I wonder who came for him? |
1.4375 |
0.04588 |
224 |
151 |
48 |
25 |
569 |
Now, nothing's certain but taxes. |
1.4375 |
0.04842 |
224 |
157 |
36 |
31 |
570 |
Does this mean “Till Death Do Us Part” is off the table? |
1.4375 |
0.04544 |
224 |
150 |
50 |
24 |
571 |
He always said this job would be the death of him. |
1.4369 |
0.04618 |
222 |
150 |
47 |
25 |
572 |
Nice try, but you're not fooling the IRS. |
1.4369 |
0.04529 |
222 |
148 |
51 |
23 |
573 |
OMG, Does this mean Trump is going to live forever? |
1.4369 |
0.04875 |
222 |
156 |
35 |
31 |
574 |
Serves him right. |
1.4369 |
0.04705 |
222 |
152 |
43 |
27 |
575 |
So are we like immortal now or what? |
1.4369 |
0.04483 |
222 |
147 |
53 |
22 |
576 |
You live by the scythe, you die by the scythe. |
1.4369 |
0.04391 |
222 |
145 |
57 |
20 |
577 |
We didn't know about the peanut allergy. |
1.4369 |
0.04529 |
222 |
148 |
51 |
23 |
578 |
It turns out a scythe is no match for an AR-15. |
1.4369 |
0.04791 |
222 |
154 |
39 |
29 |
579 |
That’s my Donny... Always dressed to kill! |
1.4369 |
0.04529 |
222 |
148 |
51 |
23 |
580 |
They did a beautiful job. He looks so deathlike. |
1.4369 |
0.04438 |
222 |
146 |
55 |
21 |
581 |
The scythe swings both ways. |
1.4356 |
0.04484 |
225 |
150 |
52 |
23 |
582 |
I always told him, if he didn’t slow down he was going to work himself to death. |
1.4350 |
0.04512 |
223 |
149 |
51 |
23 |
583 |
No, he's not dead - he's just on his Death bed. |
1.4338 |
0.04617 |
219 |
148 |
47 |
24 |
584 |
Don't get too close... it could be a trap. |
1.4338 |
0.04617 |
219 |
148 |
47 |
24 |
585 |
They're calling it a suicide. |
1.4338 |
0.04572 |
219 |
147 |
49 |
23 |
586 |
And never took a holiday. |
1.4338 |
0.04617 |
219 |
148 |
47 |
24 |
587 |
They say it was self-inflicted. |
1.4338 |
0.04479 |
219 |
145 |
53 |
21 |
588 |
Poetic justice. |
1.4338 |
0.04288 |
219 |
141 |
61 |
17 |
589 |
Seems a little self-indulgent. |
1.4338 |
0.04707 |
219 |
150 |
43 |
26 |
590 |
Now there's just taxes |
1.4338 |
0.04795 |
219 |
152 |
39 |
28 |
591 |
I'll tell you what this means Marge.... we can go back to eating whatever we want and drop our gym membership. |
1.4338 |
0.04337 |
219 |
142 |
59 |
18 |
592 |
He took the early retirement package. |
1.4332 |
0.04315 |
217 |
140 |
60 |
17 |
593 |
I'll tell you what this means, Efraim, we're stuck with each other for eternity. |
1.4332 |
0.04873 |
217 |
152 |
36 |
29 |
594 |
"Let's buy a funeral home," you said. "Everyone needs a funeral," you said. Nice one, Harry... |
1.4332 |
0.04556 |
217 |
145 |
50 |
22 |
595 |
Harold always did like dressing for the occasion. |
1.4332 |
0.04873 |
217 |
152 |
36 |
29 |
596 |
He’s always been a do-it-yourselfer. |
1.4332 |
0.04315 |
217 |
140 |
60 |
17 |
597 |
He let his job get to him. |
1.4332 |
0.04694 |
217 |
148 |
44 |
25 |
598 |
Now if we could just do something about taxes. |
1.4332 |
0.04694 |
217 |
148 |
44 |
25 |
599 |
I told you he wouldn't get through his first term. |
1.4332 |
0.04739 |
217 |
149 |
42 |
26 |
600 |
What goes around comes around. |
1.4332 |
0.04694 |
217 |
148 |
44 |
25 |
601 |
Life finally caught up with him. |
1.4332 |
0.04739 |
217 |
149 |
42 |
26 |
602 |
You reap what you sow. Still pretty grim. |
1.4332 |
0.04315 |
217 |
140 |
60 |
17 |
603 |
Well, it looks like he reaped what he reaped. |
1.4332 |
0.04648 |
217 |
147 |
46 |
24 |
604 |
He brought it on himself. |
1.4332 |
0.04739 |
217 |
149 |
42 |
26 |
605 |
How can you tell? |
1.4327 |
0.04892 |
208 |
144 |
38 |
26 |
606 |
So, what - now it's just taxes? |
1.4326 |
0.04772 |
215 |
148 |
41 |
26 |
607 |
Now the only thing certain left is taxes. |
1.4326 |
0.04633 |
215 |
145 |
47 |
23 |
608 |
He wanted his funeral to be a celebration of death. |
1.4326 |
0.04586 |
215 |
144 |
49 |
22 |
609 |
I think I will go skydiving after all. |
1.4326 |
0.04586 |
215 |
144 |
49 |
22 |
610 |
The only certain thing left in the world now is taxes. |
1.4326 |
0.04586 |
215 |
144 |
49 |
22 |
611 |
Now social security is really screwed. |
1.4326 |
0.04490 |
215 |
142 |
53 |
20 |
612 |
He was always complaining that he looked like death. |
1.4326 |
0.04539 |
215 |
143 |
51 |
21 |
613 |
He certainly lived death to the fullest. |
1.4326 |
0.04586 |
215 |
144 |
49 |
22 |
614 |
He butt-dialed his own number by mistake. |
1.4326 |
0.04726 |
215 |
147 |
43 |
25 |
615 |
His mother always told him not to run with that thing. |
1.4326 |
0.04633 |
215 |
145 |
47 |
23 |
616 |
Thank you for not repairing that top step. |
1.4326 |
0.04490 |
215 |
142 |
53 |
20 |
617 |
This is going to be a long marriage. |
1.4319 |
0.04520 |
213 |
141 |
52 |
20 |
618 |
They really captured his joie de mort. |
1.4319 |
0.04665 |
213 |
144 |
46 |
23 |
619 |
That was easier than I thought, Harold. Now onto the IRS... |
1.4318 |
0.04734 |
220 |
152 |
41 |
27 |
620 |
Well at least he’ll know some people there. |
1.4318 |
0.04463 |
220 |
146 |
53 |
21 |
621 |
This makes me question everything-beginning with our reverse mortgage. |
1.4318 |
0.04690 |
220 |
151 |
43 |
26 |
622 |
He touched so many, I expected a bigger crowd. |
1.4318 |
0.04821 |
220 |
154 |
37 |
29 |
623 |
This isn't going to help the Social Security funding deficit |
1.4318 |
0.04601 |
220 |
149 |
47 |
24 |
624 |
It was either me or him, dear. |
1.4318 |
0.04601 |
220 |
149 |
47 |
24 |
625 |
They did a great job, Death really becomes him. |
1.4318 |
0.04601 |
220 |
149 |
47 |
24 |
626 |
I heard Corporate gave him the ax |
1.4312 |
0.04349 |
218 |
142 |
58 |
18 |
627 |
If you think Florida is overpopulated now, just wait. |
1.4312 |
0.04631 |
218 |
148 |
46 |
24 |
628 |
Maybe this will be his last New Yorker appearance. |
1.4306 |
0.04569 |
216 |
145 |
49 |
22 |
629 |
I rarely say this, but death becomes him. |
1.4300 |
0.04763 |
207 |
141 |
43 |
23 |
630 |
So, what parts us now? |
1.4292 |
0.04679 |
212 |
144 |
45 |
23 |
631 |
This materially effects our retirement fund calculation. |
1.4292 |
0.04583 |
212 |
142 |
49 |
21 |
632 |
I never liked him. |
1.4292 |
0.04679 |
212 |
144 |
45 |
23 |
633 |
I always thought we would go first |
1.4292 |
0.04484 |
212 |
140 |
53 |
19 |
634 |
I can’t believe none of the family showed up. |
1.4292 |
0.04434 |
212 |
139 |
55 |
18 |
635 |
Do we still have to pay taxes? |
1.4292 |
0.04583 |
212 |
142 |
49 |
21 |
636 |
Why couldn't he have died when we were in our prime? |
1.4292 |
0.04534 |
212 |
141 |
51 |
20 |
637 |
He said the job was killing him. |
1.4292 |
0.04383 |
212 |
138 |
57 |
17 |
638 |
Well I guess this leaves us with only taxes. |
1.4292 |
0.04774 |
212 |
146 |
41 |
25 |
639 |
Let’s grab a pack of cigarettes on the way home. |
1.4292 |
0.04679 |
212 |
144 |
45 |
23 |
640 |
He must have seen this coming. |
1.4292 |
0.04085 |
219 |
138 |
68 |
13 |
641 |
First taxes, now him. |
1.4286 |
0.04614 |
210 |
141 |
48 |
21 |
642 |
He was always his own worst enemy. |
1.4286 |
0.04514 |
210 |
139 |
52 |
19 |
643 |
First funeral I’ve ever attended that made me contemplate my own immortality. |
1.4286 |
0.04663 |
210 |
142 |
46 |
22 |
644 |
Now all we have to do is get rid of taxes. |
1.4286 |
0.04712 |
210 |
143 |
44 |
23 |
645 |
We’re fucked. |
1.4286 |
0.04854 |
210 |
146 |
38 |
26 |
646 |
Does this mean we can get the deposits back on our plots? |
1.4286 |
0.04360 |
210 |
136 |
58 |
16 |
647 |
You sow. You reap. And in the end what does it get you? |
1.4286 |
0.04564 |
210 |
140 |
50 |
20 |
648 |
Well, that just leaves taxes. |
1.4286 |
0.04564 |
210 |
140 |
50 |
20 |
649 |
George, I don’t care what anyone says, I think death becomes him. |
1.4286 |
0.04564 |
210 |
140 |
50 |
20 |
650 |
Grab the scythe and let's pay Taxes a visit. |
1.4279 |
0.04983 |
208 |
147 |
33 |
28 |
651 |
He always said the job was killing him. |
1.4279 |
0.04544 |
208 |
138 |
51 |
19 |
652 |
Is it too much to hope that taxes will be next? |
1.4279 |
0.04595 |
208 |
139 |
49 |
20 |
653 |
Betty White challenged him to mortal combat. |
1.4279 |
0.04744 |
208 |
142 |
43 |
23 |
654 |
Well this is grim. |
1.4279 |
0.04841 |
208 |
144 |
39 |
25 |
655 |
You never think it'll happen to you. |
1.4279 |
0.04646 |
208 |
140 |
47 |
21 |
656 |
They did a wonderful job - he doesn't look life-like at all! |
1.4272 |
0.04614 |
213 |
144 |
47 |
22 |
657 |
I guess this means Keith Richards will live forever. |
1.4272 |
0.04778 |
206 |
141 |
42 |
23 |
658 |
Social Security's definitely in trouble now! |
1.4272 |
0.04678 |
206 |
139 |
46 |
21 |
659 |
I'm really not looking forward to seeing his family |
1.4272 |
0.04575 |
206 |
137 |
50 |
19 |
660 |
The undertakers can't be happy about this development. |
1.4272 |
0.04471 |
206 |
135 |
54 |
17 |
661 |
After the 2016 election we should have seen this coming. |
1.4272 |
0.04728 |
206 |
140 |
44 |
22 |
662 |
Now I’m not so certain about taxes either. |
1.4272 |
0.04309 |
206 |
132 |
60 |
14 |
663 |
Henry, if this means we’re going to live forever I’m going to kill myself. |
1.4272 |
0.04827 |
206 |
142 |
40 |
24 |
664 |
Now what? Just taxes? |
1.4272 |
0.04778 |
206 |
141 |
42 |
23 |
665 |
How will they ever keep a lid on this? |
1.4272 |
0.04728 |
206 |
140 |
44 |
22 |
666 |
No Stan, I don’t think this means we’re off the hook. |
1.4272 |
0.04728 |
206 |
140 |
44 |
22 |
667 |
I would have expected taxes to go first. |
1.4272 |
0.04627 |
206 |
138 |
48 |
20 |
668 |
Gosh, you really do reap what you sow. |
1.4272 |
0.04778 |
206 |
141 |
42 |
23 |
669 |
I guess we can cancel our life insurance. |
1.4272 |
0.04254 |
206 |
131 |
62 |
13 |
670 |
He looks very lifelike |
1.4265 |
0.04645 |
211 |
143 |
46 |
22 |
671 |
He always had a great sense of irony. |
1.4251 |
0.04558 |
207 |
138 |
50 |
19 |
672 |
Makes you wonder who came for him? |
1.4251 |
0.04506 |
207 |
137 |
52 |
18 |
673 |
I was really hoping Taxes would go first... |
1.4236 |
0.04674 |
203 |
137 |
46 |
20 |
674 |
Does this mean we should have saved more for retirement? |
1.4236 |
0.04878 |
203 |
141 |
38 |
24 |
675 |
Well, what did he expect, wearing a hoodie near the precinct house? |
1.4236 |
0.04977 |
203 |
143 |
34 |
26 |
676 |
We should have saved more for retirement. |
1.4236 |
0.04674 |
203 |
137 |
46 |
20 |
677 |
When you're in HR as long as he was, you're going to make enemies. |
1.4236 |
0.04674 |
203 |
137 |
46 |
20 |
678 |
Normally I'm against suicide. |
1.4236 |
0.04568 |
203 |
135 |
50 |
18 |
679 |
I thought he would outlive all of us! |
1.4236 |
0.04725 |
203 |
138 |
44 |
21 |
680 |
Well, the only sure thing left is taxes. |
1.4229 |
0.04759 |
201 |
137 |
43 |
21 |
681 |
I bet he didn't see it coming. |
1.4229 |
0.04600 |
201 |
134 |
49 |
18 |
682 |
I'm just glad he went doing what he loved. |
1.4223 |
0.04921 |
206 |
145 |
35 |
26 |
683 |
Its the new plan for cutting Medicare. |
1.4223 |
0.04774 |
206 |
142 |
41 |
23 |
684 |
He was so full of life. You know, for Death. |
1.4221 |
0.04465 |
199 |
130 |
54 |
15 |
685 |
No, what's ironic is that it's tax season too. |
1.4221 |
0.04687 |
199 |
134 |
46 |
19 |
686 |
Once they got rid of taxes on the rich, this was inevitable. |
1.4221 |
0.04846 |
199 |
137 |
40 |
22 |
687 |
That's Harry all right -- Always "dressed to kill." |
1.4221 |
0.04521 |
199 |
131 |
52 |
16 |
688 |
I suppose this explains the new tax bill. |
1.4221 |
0.04794 |
199 |
136 |
42 |
21 |
689 |
His obituary said he was preceded in death by everybody. |
1.4221 |
0.04577 |
199 |
132 |
50 |
17 |
690 |
You promised us, "till death do us part"... Larry, I want a divorce. |
1.4221 |
0.04687 |
199 |
134 |
46 |
19 |
691 |
I've heard he never took a holiday. |
1.4221 |
0.04846 |
199 |
137 |
40 |
22 |
692 |
Hey -- you reap what you sow. |
1.4203 |
0.04656 |
207 |
141 |
45 |
21 |
693 |
I'm hardly surprised. He looked like death the last time I saw him. |
1.4200 |
0.05031 |
200 |
142 |
32 |
26 |
694 |
Don’t get up. We’re not staying. |
1.4200 |
0.04774 |
200 |
137 |
42 |
21 |
695 |
He died as he lived. |
1.4200 |
0.04774 |
200 |
137 |
42 |
21 |
696 |
So sad. Who will lead the alt-right now? |
1.4197 |
0.05010 |
193 |
135 |
35 |
23 |
697 |
And they say that irony is dead. |
1.4194 |
0.04979 |
186 |
128 |
38 |
20 |
698 |
How odd that he died while doing his taxes. |
1.4192 |
0.04862 |
198 |
137 |
39 |
22 |
699 |
It was sickle cell. |
1.4192 |
0.04966 |
198 |
139 |
35 |
24 |
700 |
Who knew that abolishing the NRA would have such an immediate effect on him. |
1.4188 |
0.04882 |
191 |
131 |
40 |
20 |
701 |
They're saying it was self-inflicted. |
1.4184 |
0.04623 |
196 |
131 |
48 |
17 |
702 |
I always thought he would be the last to go. |
1.4184 |
0.04735 |
196 |
133 |
44 |
19 |
703 |
I told you it wouldn't fit. |
1.4184 |
0.04735 |
196 |
133 |
44 |
19 |
704 |
Looks like Aunt Edna's going be living with us a long time, Frank! |
1.4184 |
0.04566 |
196 |
130 |
50 |
16 |
705 |
He had his scythe, but I had a gun. |
1.4184 |
0.04951 |
196 |
137 |
36 |
23 |
706 |
They say he never saw it coming. |
1.4184 |
0.04898 |
196 |
136 |
38 |
22 |
707 |
Who knew your mother had a sense of humor? |
1.4184 |
0.04735 |
196 |
133 |
44 |
19 |
708 |
Well this seems redundant. |
1.4184 |
0.04566 |
196 |
130 |
50 |
16 |
709 |
I agree, Death becomes himself. |
1.4175 |
0.04935 |
194 |
135 |
37 |
22 |
710 |
Yes, Robert, I'm pretty sure he saw it coming. |
1.4175 |
0.04935 |
194 |
135 |
37 |
22 |
711 |
If you can't reap them, join them. |
1.4175 |
0.04599 |
194 |
129 |
49 |
16 |
712 |
He ran into a good guy with a scythe. |
1.4175 |
0.04989 |
194 |
136 |
35 |
23 |
713 |
Just goes to show that you reap what you sow. |
1.4175 |
0.04935 |
194 |
135 |
37 |
22 |
714 |
Well, there is still taxes. |
1.4175 |
0.04656 |
194 |
130 |
47 |
17 |
715 |
Irony is dead as well |
1.4175 |
0.04599 |
194 |
129 |
49 |
16 |
716 |
Wow… That's what I call dedication! |
1.4175 |
0.04599 |
194 |
129 |
49 |
16 |
717 |
Who knew Death was allergic to shellfish? |
1.4175 |
0.05095 |
194 |
138 |
31 |
25 |
718 |
Maybe he didn’t meet his targets. |
1.4175 |
0.04540 |
194 |
128 |
51 |
15 |
719 |
It was him or us. |
1.4175 |
0.04880 |
194 |
134 |
39 |
21 |
720 |
So irony isn't dead after all. |
1.4175 |
0.04713 |
194 |
131 |
45 |
18 |
721 |
I wonder if Mrs Death will remarry |
1.4175 |
0.04825 |
194 |
133 |
41 |
20 |
722 |
Well that sucks. I was counting on that ‘death do us part’ thing. |
1.4175 |
0.04770 |
194 |
132 |
43 |
19 |
723 |
Now I'm sure that smoking can kill anybody |
1.4171 |
0.04682 |
199 |
135 |
45 |
19 |
724 |
It should've been taxes. |
1.4171 |
0.04894 |
199 |
139 |
37 |
23 |
725 |
I just told the morticion to dress your mother according to her true personality. |
1.4171 |
0.04894 |
199 |
139 |
37 |
23 |
726 |
They really did a nice job. He looks so natural and grim. |
1.4171 |
0.04628 |
199 |
134 |
47 |
18 |
727 |
I told him to use the lawnmower instead of that damn scythe. |
1.4171 |
0.04789 |
199 |
137 |
41 |
21 |
728 |
I guess what goes around, comes around. |
1.4171 |
0.04403 |
199 |
130 |
55 |
14 |
729 |
Relax Gladys. It was him or us. |
1.4167 |
0.04917 |
192 |
133 |
38 |
21 |
730 |
Now what?" "Well, I always wanted to try skydiving. |
1.4167 |
0.04805 |
192 |
131 |
42 |
19 |
731 |
We'll always have taxes... |
1.4167 |
0.04917 |
192 |
133 |
38 |
21 |
732 |
This does complicate our retirement planning. |
1.4162 |
0.04716 |
197 |
134 |
44 |
19 |
733 |
Among so many achievements, bubonic plague was the standout for me. |
1.4158 |
0.04898 |
190 |
131 |
39 |
20 |
734 |
I never liked his gallows humor. |
1.4154 |
0.04694 |
195 |
132 |
45 |
18 |
735 |
He always said his work would be the death of him. |
1.4154 |
0.04637 |
195 |
131 |
47 |
17 |
736 |
At his age, he should have gotten the flu shot. |
1.4153 |
0.04728 |
183 |
122 |
46 |
15 |
737 |
I heard it was self-inflicted. |
1.4136 |
0.04705 |
191 |
129 |
45 |
17 |
738 |
And we always thought he'd be the last to go. |
1.4136 |
0.05044 |
191 |
135 |
33 |
23 |
739 |
Does this mean we're stuck with each other forever? |
1.4136 |
0.04989 |
191 |
134 |
35 |
22 |
740 |
We warned him not wear a hoodie to a Trump rally. |
1.4136 |
0.05205 |
191 |
138 |
27 |
26 |
741 |
He was always a do-it-yourselfer. |
1.4136 |
0.04586 |
191 |
127 |
49 |
15 |
742 |
Does this mean we're going to be married forever? |
1.4136 |
0.04933 |
191 |
133 |
37 |
21 |
743 |
Wish they’d wipe that grim off his face! |
1.4136 |
0.04989 |
191 |
134 |
35 |
22 |
744 |
He always did dress to kill |
1.4136 |
0.04820 |
191 |
131 |
41 |
19 |
745 |
They say he left no survivors. |
1.4136 |
0.04586 |
191 |
127 |
49 |
15 |
746 |
Well, on the plus side, I guess we can cancel our life insurance. |
1.4136 |
0.04705 |
191 |
129 |
45 |
17 |
747 |
On second thought, I do want a divorce. |
1.4136 |
0.04877 |
191 |
132 |
39 |
20 |
748 |
Why couldn’t this have happened when I was still young? |
1.4136 |
0.04763 |
191 |
130 |
43 |
18 |
749 |
I can't get over the redundancy. |
1.4136 |
0.04646 |
191 |
128 |
47 |
16 |
750 |
So your mother died at a costume party? |
1.4136 |
0.05044 |
191 |
135 |
33 |
23 |
751 |
I guess that’s a grim wrapper. |
1.4136 |
0.04526 |
191 |
126 |
51 |
14 |
752 |
I suppose now we'll have to rely on the NRA. |
1.4136 |
0.04933 |
191 |
133 |
37 |
21 |
753 |
He was denied life insurance because of a preexisting condition . |
1.4136 |
0.04877 |
191 |
132 |
39 |
20 |
754 |
Hard to believe they could botch a hip replacement on him. |
1.4136 |
0.04877 |
191 |
132 |
39 |
20 |
755 |
We better check the retirement account. I don't think we planned for this. |
1.4136 |
0.04989 |
191 |
134 |
35 |
22 |
756 |
Now that you mention it, he does look rather grim. |
1.4136 |
0.04586 |
191 |
127 |
49 |
15 |
757 |
They did a nice job, so death-like. |
1.4136 |
0.04877 |
191 |
132 |
39 |
20 |
758 |
We’re gonna need a bigger retirement. |
1.4136 |
0.04820 |
191 |
131 |
41 |
19 |
759 |
It's so sad, his work finally got the better of him, but still, what a legacy. |
1.4127 |
0.04798 |
189 |
129 |
42 |
18 |
760 |
So ‘til when do us part, now? |
1.4127 |
0.04914 |
189 |
131 |
38 |
20 |
761 |
Well isn't this just great. Who is going to come for Aunt Edna now? |
1.4127 |
0.04619 |
189 |
126 |
48 |
15 |
762 |
It's part of his Customer Experience training. |
1.4127 |
0.04798 |
189 |
129 |
42 |
18 |
763 |
Bet he never saw That coming. |
1.4127 |
0.04914 |
189 |
131 |
38 |
20 |
764 |
Henry, I want a divorce. |
1.4127 |
0.04914 |
189 |
131 |
38 |
20 |
765 |
He killed himself. |
1.4127 |
0.04680 |
189 |
127 |
46 |
16 |
766 |
Great - what will we sit around waiting for now? |
1.4118 |
0.04590 |
187 |
124 |
49 |
14 |
767 |
He seems to have worked himself to death. |
1.4118 |
0.04527 |
187 |
123 |
51 |
13 |
768 |
Talk about double negatives! |
1.4118 |
0.04952 |
187 |
130 |
37 |
20 |
769 |
He touched so many |
1.4118 |
0.05010 |
187 |
131 |
35 |
21 |
770 |
Death really becomes him |
1.4118 |
0.04775 |
187 |
127 |
43 |
17 |
771 |
He brought it on himself, you know. |
1.4118 |
0.04952 |
187 |
130 |
37 |
20 |
772 |
So... this is life after Death? |
1.4118 |
0.05010 |
187 |
131 |
35 |
21 |
773 |
When you said you had beaten death, I didn't think you meant literally |
1.4118 |
0.04952 |
187 |
130 |
37 |
20 |
774 |
Do you think he saw it coming? |
1.4118 |
0.04714 |
187 |
126 |
45 |
16 |
775 |
This comes as a complete surprise. But then again, he always did. |
1.4118 |
0.04714 |
187 |
126 |
45 |
16 |
776 |
Well, whattaya know. He found a way out of his Mueller subpoena after all. |
1.4118 |
0.05010 |
187 |
131 |
35 |
21 |
777 |
Well, that's the last casket we'll be selling for a while. |
1.4118 |
0.04653 |
187 |
125 |
47 |
15 |
778 |
They did a good job, he looks so unnatural. |
1.4118 |
0.04527 |
187 |
123 |
51 |
13 |
779 |
Melvin, stop being dramatic. So what, you're 50! Come back to your party or you'll give your mother a stroke. |
1.4118 |
0.04952 |
187 |
130 |
37 |
20 |
780 |
Surprising he went with the open casket. |
1.4118 |
0.04590 |
187 |
124 |
49 |
14 |
781 |
Taxes won in the end. |
1.4118 |
0.04835 |
187 |
128 |
41 |
18 |
782 |
Wow. We're going to have way too much time on our hands. |
1.4118 |
0.04714 |
187 |
126 |
45 |
16 |
783 |
Well, I guess this is the last funeral we'll ever have to attend. |
1.4118 |
0.04714 |
187 |
126 |
45 |
16 |
784 |
Well, we can't say he didn't see it coming. |
1.4108 |
0.04991 |
185 |
129 |
36 |
20 |
785 |
I thought he'd look grimmer. |
1.4108 |
0.05164 |
185 |
132 |
30 |
23 |
786 |
What's next. No taxes? |
1.4108 |
0.04931 |
185 |
128 |
38 |
19 |
787 |
Seems redundant. |
1.4108 |
0.04749 |
185 |
125 |
44 |
16 |
788 |
It looks as if the only certainty now is - taxes. |
1.4108 |
0.05107 |
185 |
131 |
32 |
22 |
789 |
It was either him or me. |
1.4103 |
0.05053 |
156 |
104 |
40 |
12 |
790 |
So karma is real. |
1.4098 |
0.04658 |
183 |
122 |
47 |
14 |
791 |
I guess the job finally caught up with him |
1.4098 |
0.04909 |
183 |
126 |
39 |
18 |
792 |
I hear he's being replaced by an even worse fate. |
1.4098 |
0.04722 |
183 |
123 |
45 |
15 |
793 |
I guess we will have to work on our marriage |
1.4098 |
0.04785 |
183 |
124 |
43 |
16 |
794 |
Gosh, I guess that just leaves taxes... |
1.4098 |
0.05030 |
183 |
128 |
35 |
20 |
795 |
It’s going to be a hell of a eulogy. |
1.4098 |
0.04909 |
183 |
126 |
39 |
18 |
796 |
Turns out he was an organ donor |
1.4098 |
0.04593 |
183 |
121 |
49 |
13 |
797 |
looks just like him |
1.4098 |
0.04785 |
183 |
124 |
43 |
16 |
798 |
I told Bob he was tempting fate when he picked this Halloween costume. |
1.4098 |
0.04970 |
183 |
127 |
37 |
19 |
799 |
Merv, we said. Be a doctor or a lawyer, we said. But no, he had to major in irony. |
1.4098 |
0.05263 |
183 |
132 |
27 |
24 |
800 |
I don't buy it. Check his pulse. |
1.4098 |
0.04658 |
183 |
122 |
47 |
14 |
801 |
He really buried himself in his work. |
1.4098 |
0.04909 |
183 |
126 |
39 |
18 |
802 |
Well, maybe it's NOT too late to get another dog! |
1.4096 |
0.04633 |
188 |
126 |
47 |
15 |
803 |
Now, what about taxes? |
1.4096 |
0.05045 |
188 |
133 |
33 |
22 |
804 |
I loved him in that Bergman film. |
1.4091 |
0.05050 |
176 |
122 |
36 |
18 |
805 |
We call this model The Grim Sleeper. |
1.4091 |
0.05050 |
176 |
122 |
36 |
18 |
806 |
Well, Death did his part. |
1.4088 |
0.04947 |
181 |
125 |
38 |
18 |
807 |
At least he went out doing what he loved most. |
1.4078 |
0.04923 |
179 |
123 |
39 |
17 |
808 |
He made a grave error. |
1.4076 |
0.04826 |
184 |
126 |
41 |
17 |
809 |
That reminds me, I need to do my taxes. |
1.4076 |
0.04887 |
184 |
127 |
39 |
18 |
810 |
I think I’ll cancel my colonoscopy. |
1.4076 |
0.04094 |
184 |
115 |
63 |
6 |
811 |
Karma's a bitch. |
1.4076 |
0.05125 |
184 |
131 |
31 |
22 |
812 |
Who said irony is dead? |
1.4076 |
0.04764 |
184 |
125 |
43 |
16 |
813 |
I guess we do need that long term care insurance. |
1.4066 |
0.04672 |
182 |
122 |
46 |
14 |
814 |
How much do we have in retirement again? |
1.4066 |
0.04987 |
182 |
127 |
36 |
19 |
815 |
I warned him not to cross Putin. |
1.4066 |
0.05107 |
182 |
129 |
32 |
21 |
816 |
This may be good news for us. |
1.4066 |
0.04925 |
182 |
126 |
38 |
18 |
817 |
Now you know what it feels like. |
1.4066 |
0.04737 |
182 |
123 |
44 |
15 |
818 |
Without him I guess the only thing that's certain now is taxes. |
1.4066 |
0.04800 |
182 |
124 |
42 |
16 |
819 |
He was such a big Ingmar Bergman fan |
1.4066 |
0.04737 |
182 |
123 |
44 |
15 |
820 |
Well, yes, I guess I should have believed him when he said he had a "severe" allergy to peanuts. But he shouldn't have used air quotes. |
1.4066 |
0.04800 |
182 |
124 |
42 |
16 |
821 |
Well, he knocked on the wrong door this time. |
1.4059 |
0.05041 |
170 |
117 |
37 |
16 |
822 |
I warned him not to bring work home. |
1.4057 |
0.04801 |
175 |
118 |
43 |
14 |
823 |
Hate to say it but he looks like hell. |
1.4056 |
0.05026 |
180 |
126 |
35 |
19 |
824 |
I thought the service was kind of grim. |
1.4056 |
0.04901 |
180 |
124 |
39 |
17 |
825 |
It was the job that killed him. |
1.4056 |
0.04901 |
180 |
124 |
39 |
17 |
826 |
What will cartoonists do now? |
1.4056 |
0.04837 |
180 |
123 |
41 |
16 |
827 |
Now all we have left is taxes. |
1.4056 |
0.05026 |
180 |
126 |
35 |
19 |
828 |
I always thought we’d go first. |
1.4056 |
0.04901 |
180 |
124 |
39 |
17 |
829 |
Death really does become him. |
1.4056 |
0.04901 |
180 |
124 |
39 |
17 |
830 |
Wow, he looks like death warmed over. |
1.4056 |
0.04837 |
180 |
123 |
41 |
16 |
831 |
Great. Now I'll be stuck with you forever. |
1.4056 |
0.05148 |
180 |
128 |
31 |
21 |
832 |
Well, he certainly had it coming. |
1.4056 |
0.04901 |
180 |
124 |
39 |
17 |
833 |
They've done a beautiful job--he really looks dead. |
1.4056 |
0.04901 |
180 |
124 |
39 |
17 |
834 |
I tried to warn him about your mother. |
1.4056 |
0.05267 |
180 |
130 |
27 |
23 |
835 |
I think its time to get out of the mortuary business. |
1.4056 |
0.05026 |
180 |
126 |
35 |
19 |
836 |
He always complained that work would be the death of him. |
1.4056 |
0.04707 |
180 |
121 |
45 |
14 |
837 |
Somehow he looks less grim. |
1.4045 |
0.04676 |
178 |
119 |
46 |
13 |
838 |
He promised he'd make it to my funeral, so I thought I'd show up to his. |
1.4045 |
0.04676 |
178 |
119 |
46 |
13 |
839 |
I guess he finally caught up with himself. |
1.4045 |
0.04809 |
178 |
121 |
42 |
15 |
840 |
Do you think it was suicide? |
1.4045 |
0.05067 |
178 |
125 |
34 |
19 |
841 |
I hope the taxman goes next. |
1.4045 |
0.04875 |
178 |
122 |
40 |
16 |
842 |
I heard he worked himself to death. |
1.4045 |
0.04676 |
178 |
119 |
46 |
13 |
843 |
It's Wayne LaPierre |
1.4045 |
0.05190 |
178 |
127 |
30 |
21 |
844 |
You know what, death really does become him. |
1.4045 |
0.04875 |
178 |
122 |
40 |
16 |
845 |
He was dying to know how it felt. |
1.4045 |
0.05129 |
178 |
126 |
32 |
20 |
846 |
I'm told his successor will merely tweet. |
1.4045 |
0.04809 |
178 |
121 |
42 |
15 |
847 |
I knew this would happen if I let you dress mother. |
1.4045 |
0.05429 |
178 |
131 |
22 |
25 |
848 |
They did a great job, he almost looks normal. |
1.4045 |
0.04743 |
178 |
120 |
44 |
14 |
849 |
This is going to be very bad for business |
1.4045 |
0.04875 |
178 |
122 |
40 |
16 |
850 |
I told you that he shouldn't have gone to work in the Trump White House.... |
1.4045 |
0.05129 |
178 |
126 |
32 |
20 |
851 |
Does this mean we can cancel our life insurance? |
1.4045 |
0.04875 |
178 |
122 |
40 |
16 |
852 |
Well, there goes the Death Penalty. |
1.4045 |
0.04743 |
178 |
120 |
44 |
14 |
853 |
She did love to accessorize. |
1.4045 |
0.05004 |
178 |
124 |
36 |
18 |
854 |
His lifestyle finally caught up to him. |
1.4045 |
0.04809 |
178 |
121 |
42 |
15 |
855 |
They said nothing could kill him. Then, he ate a tide pod. |
1.4045 |
0.05129 |
178 |
126 |
32 |
20 |
856 |
So the last thing he said to me was"Hold my beer and watch this"! |
1.4045 |
0.05129 |
178 |
126 |
32 |
20 |
857 |
I think we should take this 'Time's Up' movement more seriously. |
1.4045 |
0.04809 |
178 |
121 |
42 |
15 |
858 |
Stop telling people he was from my side of the family. |
1.4045 |
0.04607 |
178 |
118 |
48 |
12 |
859 |
I guess we shouldn't have sold our condo in Florida |
1.4045 |
0.04676 |
178 |
119 |
46 |
13 |
860 |
I told him he was working himself to death. |
1.4045 |
0.04809 |
178 |
121 |
42 |
15 |
861 |
Hey, he had a good run, but it was time to step aside and let the NRA take over. |
1.4045 |
0.05004 |
178 |
124 |
36 |
18 |
862 |
Well that's ironic |
1.4045 |
0.05004 |
178 |
124 |
36 |
18 |
863 |
Now, we'll see his tax return. |
1.4045 |
0.05129 |
178 |
126 |
32 |
20 |
864 |
I wanted him to be a doctor. |
1.4045 |
0.05129 |
178 |
126 |
32 |
20 |
865 |
He won't be needing that where he's going |
1.4044 |
0.04521 |
183 |
121 |
50 |
12 |
866 |
He always did like irony. |
1.4044 |
0.04652 |
183 |
123 |
46 |
14 |
867 |
If we're lucky, taxes are next. |
1.4044 |
0.04716 |
183 |
124 |
44 |
15 |
868 |
No wonder your mother is still around to annoy us. |
1.4035 |
0.04587 |
171 |
112 |
49 |
10 |
869 |
Never felt so close to death before |
1.4034 |
0.05171 |
176 |
125 |
31 |
20 |
870 |
Surprised they went with the open casket. |
1.4034 |
0.04847 |
176 |
120 |
41 |
15 |
871 |
About those vows... |
1.4034 |
0.04847 |
176 |
120 |
41 |
15 |
872 |
He had it coming. |
1.4033 |
0.04942 |
181 |
126 |
37 |
18 |
873 |
How many times did I say "Don't run with your scythe"? |
1.4033 |
0.05003 |
181 |
127 |
35 |
19 |
874 |
Now all we have to look forward to is taxes. |
1.4023 |
0.04677 |
174 |
116 |
46 |
12 |
875 |
Apparently, he worked himself to death. |
1.4023 |
0.04885 |
174 |
119 |
40 |
15 |
876 |
One down. Just Taxes to go. |
1.4023 |
0.04677 |
174 |
116 |
46 |
12 |
877 |
Does this mean I don’t have to quit smoking? |
1.4023 |
0.05085 |
174 |
122 |
34 |
18 |
878 |
Death became him. |
1.4023 |
0.04885 |
174 |
119 |
40 |
15 |
879 |
Don't get too close... it could be a trap. |
1.4023 |
0.04953 |
174 |
120 |
38 |
16 |
880 |
Could taxes be next? |
1.4023 |
0.04953 |
174 |
120 |
38 |
16 |
881 |
Now it’s time to take on taxes. |
1.4022 |
0.04587 |
179 |
119 |
48 |
12 |
882 |
Well, that’s grim. |
1.4022 |
0.05043 |
179 |
126 |
34 |
19 |
883 |
It's amazing how death-like he still looks. |
1.4011 |
0.04758 |
177 |
120 |
43 |
14 |
884 |
I wonder how he did it? |
1.4000 |
0.04822 |
170 |
115 |
42 |
13 |
885 |
Well, that's the final irony. |
1.4000 |
0.05314 |
175 |
127 |
26 |
22 |
886 |
Now if we could only get rid of taxes. |
1.4000 |
0.05189 |
175 |
125 |
30 |
20 |
887 |
Wow! That can't be good for the funeral business. |
1.3988 |
0.05036 |
173 |
121 |
35 |
17 |
888 |
He was only cheating himself. |
1.3988 |
0.04762 |
173 |
117 |
43 |
13 |
889 |
So I guess we're stuck here til they find a replacement. |
1.3988 |
0.05297 |
173 |
125 |
27 |
21 |
890 |
I think it just finally got to him. |
1.3988 |
0.05103 |
173 |
122 |
33 |
18 |
891 |
I'd say he had it coming to him. |
1.3988 |
0.05168 |
173 |
123 |
31 |
19 |
892 |
The mortuary did a good job. He looks so death-like. |
1.3988 |
0.05168 |
173 |
123 |
31 |
19 |
893 |
Looks like his past finally caught up with him. |
1.3988 |
0.04691 |
173 |
116 |
45 |
12 |
894 |
Term limits. Who knew? |
1.3988 |
0.05036 |
173 |
121 |
35 |
17 |
895 |
At least he died doing what he loved. |
1.3988 |
0.05036 |
173 |
121 |
35 |
17 |
896 |
QUIT NAPPING AND GET BACK TO WORK, THESE CASKETS AIN'T GONNA FILL THEMSELVES. |
1.3988 |
0.05233 |
173 |
124 |
29 |
20 |
897 |
It wouldn't be so sad if Trump weren't President. |
1.3988 |
0.05103 |
173 |
122 |
33 |
18 |
898 |
Natural? I think he looks like Death warmed over. |
1.3977 |
0.05145 |
171 |
121 |
32 |
18 |
899 |
Yes, he really does look like death warmed over. |
1.3977 |
0.05010 |
171 |
119 |
36 |
16 |
900 |
Now THAT's a game-changer. |
1.3977 |
0.05078 |
171 |
120 |
34 |
17 |
901 |
Do you think he appreciates the irony? |
1.3977 |
0.05010 |
171 |
119 |
36 |
16 |
902 |
He was his own worst enemy. |
1.3977 |
0.05010 |
171 |
119 |
36 |
16 |
903 |
Looks like we can cancel our life insurance. |
1.3977 |
0.04654 |
171 |
114 |
46 |
11 |
904 |
He reaped as he sowed. Grimly. |
1.3977 |
0.04799 |
171 |
116 |
42 |
13 |
905 |
“Well, I guess that now, nothing is certain but taxes. |
1.3977 |
0.05078 |
171 |
120 |
34 |
17 |
906 |
This is the rare occasion when the term 'ironic' would be used correctly. |
1.3977 |
0.05145 |
171 |
121 |
32 |
18 |
907 |
At our age, we attend a lot of funerals, but I really didn't expect to be around for this one. |
1.3977 |
0.04870 |
171 |
117 |
40 |
14 |
908 |
What kills me is paying all those useless life insurance premiums. |
1.3977 |
0.04941 |
171 |
118 |
38 |
15 |
909 |
I can never tell, is this considered irony or sarcasm? |
1.3977 |
0.05145 |
171 |
121 |
32 |
18 |
910 |
I guess the job got to him. |
1.3977 |
0.04941 |
171 |
118 |
38 |
15 |
911 |
Looks like he finally reaped what he sowed |
1.3977 |
0.04941 |
171 |
118 |
38 |
15 |
912 |
I don’t care, I still want a selfie. |
1.3977 |
0.05078 |
171 |
120 |
34 |
17 |
913 |
They say he died at work |
1.3977 |
0.04870 |
171 |
117 |
40 |
14 |
914 |
Oh My God...He looked better on SNL! |
1.3977 |
0.05010 |
171 |
119 |
36 |
16 |
915 |
Could this mean the end of taxes too? |
1.3977 |
0.04941 |
171 |
118 |
38 |
15 |
916 |
Well that's that. Now all we've got to be certain about is taxes. |
1.3977 |
0.04941 |
171 |
118 |
38 |
15 |
917 |
Seems kind of redundant to me. |
1.3977 |
0.05010 |
171 |
119 |
36 |
16 |
918 |
I guess we taught that son of a bitch not to knock on OUR door. |
1.3977 |
0.04941 |
171 |
118 |
38 |
15 |
919 |
time to get up, you're gonna be late for work. |
1.3964 |
0.05323 |
169 |
122 |
27 |
20 |
920 |
He touched so many deaths. |
1.3964 |
0.04910 |
169 |
116 |
39 |
14 |
921 |
I understand the funeral parlor comped him the casket. |
1.3964 |
0.04910 |
169 |
116 |
39 |
14 |
922 |
I think he's still asleep. He's had a busy year being the NRA mascot |
1.3964 |
0.05051 |
169 |
118 |
35 |
16 |
923 |
That’s why I always get a flu shot. |
1.3964 |
0.05051 |
169 |
118 |
35 |
16 |
924 |
Well, at least we can still be sure of taxes. |
1.3964 |
0.05120 |
169 |
119 |
33 |
17 |
925 |
Another change in the Administration. |
1.3964 |
0.05120 |
169 |
119 |
33 |
17 |
926 |
Now, nothing's certain but taxes. |
1.3964 |
0.04981 |
169 |
117 |
37 |
15 |
927 |
Now the only thing certain is taxes. |
1.3964 |
0.05120 |
169 |
119 |
33 |
17 |
928 |
This is what happens when you spend your life working the graveyard shift. |
1.3964 |
0.04689 |
169 |
113 |
45 |
11 |
929 |
Well, he finally caught up with himself. |
1.3964 |
0.04910 |
169 |
116 |
39 |
14 |
930 |
You know things are bad when he calls it quits. |
1.3964 |
0.05388 |
169 |
123 |
25 |
21 |
931 |
I told him that job would be the death of him. |
1.3964 |
0.05256 |
169 |
121 |
29 |
19 |
932 |
What will do us part now? |
1.3964 |
0.05189 |
169 |
120 |
31 |
18 |
933 |
He doesn't look so grim now, does he? |
1.3964 |
0.04981 |
169 |
117 |
37 |
15 |
934 |
If he's gone for good, I wish we were younger. |
1.3964 |
0.04910 |
169 |
116 |
39 |
14 |
935 |
It’s a shame, I wanted to introduce him to your ex-wife. |
1.3964 |
0.05189 |
169 |
120 |
31 |
18 |
936 |
Truly unique. He died of overkill. |
1.3964 |
0.05189 |
169 |
120 |
31 |
18 |
937 |
Oh, Goodness! No wonder he wore that hoodie. |
1.3964 |
0.05051 |
169 |
118 |
35 |
16 |
938 |
They say it was the worst flu season in years. |
1.3964 |
0.05256 |
169 |
121 |
29 |
19 |
939 |
Looks just like Steve Bannon... |
1.3964 |
0.05051 |
169 |
118 |
35 |
16 |
940 |
Do you think it was your meatloaf? |
1.3964 |
0.05120 |
169 |
119 |
33 |
17 |
941 |
The dead flowers from his work were a nice touch. |
1.3964 |
0.04910 |
169 |
116 |
39 |
14 |
942 |
Well, Social Security just became insolvent. |
1.3964 |
0.04689 |
169 |
113 |
45 |
11 |
943 |
He came to take me away, but I sold him on our Simply Celestial Casket package. |
1.3964 |
0.05256 |
169 |
121 |
29 |
19 |
944 |
You never think it is going to happen to you. |
1.3964 |
0.04910 |
169 |
116 |
39 |
14 |
945 |
It's a shame. He had so much to live for. |
1.3964 |
0.04837 |
169 |
115 |
41 |
13 |
946 |
The mortician really captured Dad's essence. |
1.3963 |
0.04864 |
164 |
111 |
41 |
12 |
947 |
He lived everyday like it was his last. |
1.3953 |
0.05120 |
172 |
122 |
32 |
18 |
948 |
You couldn't have done this when we were 30? |
1.3952 |
0.04950 |
167 |
115 |
38 |
14 |
949 |
It's tragic. There's still so much more grim to reap. |
1.3952 |
0.05436 |
167 |
122 |
24 |
21 |
950 |
And they said irony was dead. |
1.3952 |
0.05164 |
167 |
118 |
32 |
17 |
951 |
They say it was really unexpected |
1.3952 |
0.04876 |
167 |
114 |
40 |
13 |
952 |
I can't believe they didn't put him in a nice suit. I mean he wore this every day. |
1.3952 |
0.05093 |
167 |
117 |
34 |
16 |
953 |
I wonder who gave him the news. |
1.3941 |
0.05163 |
170 |
121 |
31 |
18 |
954 |
Touché! |
1.3941 |
0.05027 |
170 |
119 |
35 |
16 |
955 |
I thought you'd go before me, Sam. Now, we'll never know. |
1.3941 |
0.05095 |
170 |
120 |
33 |
17 |
956 |
I just never imagined that he'd go first. |
1.3941 |
0.04957 |
170 |
118 |
37 |
15 |
957 |
As if I didn't look death in the face enough already... |
1.3941 |
0.04957 |
170 |
118 |
37 |
15 |
958 |
Well, he reaped what he sowed. |
1.3939 |
0.05208 |
165 |
117 |
31 |
17 |
959 |
Maybe the phrase should be "you reap what you reap." |
1.3939 |
0.05136 |
165 |
116 |
33 |
16 |
960 |
So are taxes next? |
1.3939 |
0.04991 |
165 |
114 |
37 |
14 |
961 |
This is horrible timing, your mother's not dead yet. |
1.3939 |
0.05278 |
165 |
118 |
29 |
18 |
962 |
I guess there’s nothing certain anymore. |
1.3939 |
0.04991 |
165 |
114 |
37 |
14 |
963 |
I'm never eating kale again. |
1.3939 |
0.04916 |
165 |
113 |
39 |
13 |
964 |
He looks a little more grim than usual.... |
1.3939 |
0.04524 |
165 |
108 |
49 |
8 |
965 |
Looks like he reaped what he sowed |
1.3939 |
0.05136 |
165 |
116 |
33 |
16 |
966 |
As they say..."what goes around comes around." |
1.3939 |
0.04840 |
165 |
112 |
41 |
12 |
967 |
Now we're definitely going to outlive our money. |
1.3939 |
0.05136 |
165 |
116 |
33 |
16 |
968 |
This just goes to show that you reap what you sow. |
1.3939 |
0.04991 |
165 |
114 |
37 |
14 |
969 |
We should have bought that lifetime annuity when we had the chance. |
1.3939 |
0.05136 |
165 |
116 |
33 |
16 |
970 |
He was my ride home. |
1.3939 |
0.05136 |
165 |
116 |
33 |
16 |
971 |
His HMO said he was fine |
1.3939 |
0.05208 |
165 |
117 |
31 |
17 |
972 |
I guess the only sure thing now is taxes. |
1.3939 |
0.05136 |
165 |
116 |
33 |
16 |
973 |
Now that's just overkill. |
1.3939 |
0.04991 |
165 |
114 |
37 |
14 |
974 |
Uncle Charlie always did have a dark sense of humor |
1.3939 |
0.05064 |
165 |
115 |
35 |
15 |
975 |
I hear he didn't feel authentic not having tried it himself. |
1.3939 |
0.04685 |
165 |
110 |
45 |
10 |
976 |
He always said it was an occupational hazard. |
1.3939 |
0.04916 |
165 |
113 |
39 |
13 |
977 |
Who decided to bury him in his work clothes? |
1.3939 |
0.04916 |
165 |
113 |
39 |
13 |
978 |
They didn’t quite capture his joie de vivre. |
1.3939 |
0.05064 |
165 |
115 |
35 |
15 |
979 |
Who do you think came for him? |
1.3939 |
0.05208 |
165 |
117 |
31 |
17 |
980 |
still gotta deal with taxes... |
1.3939 |
0.04916 |
165 |
113 |
39 |
13 |
981 |
Does this mean irony is dead, too? |
1.3939 |
0.05136 |
165 |
116 |
33 |
16 |
982 |
Still a drama queen. |
1.3926 |
0.05107 |
163 |
114 |
34 |
15 |
983 |
And they say irony is dead. |
1.3922 |
0.05183 |
153 |
106 |
34 |
13 |
984 |
This could be very bad for business. |
1.3916 |
0.05252 |
166 |
119 |
29 |
18 |
985 |
Looks like business will be slow for a while. |
1.3916 |
0.04740 |
166 |
112 |
43 |
11 |
986 |
I thought he'd grow out of his goth phase. |
1.3916 |
0.05111 |
166 |
117 |
33 |
16 |
987 |
Well, there goes ‘til death do us part. |
1.3913 |
0.04677 |
161 |
107 |
45 |
9 |
988 |
Now if we can just get rid of taxes. |
1.3902 |
0.05155 |
164 |
116 |
32 |
16 |
989 |
He lived a full death... |
1.3902 |
0.05155 |
164 |
116 |
32 |
16 |
990 |
One visit to the White House. That's all it took. |
1.3902 |
0.05298 |
164 |
118 |
28 |
18 |
991 |
We need to sell our life insurance policies before word gets out. |
1.3902 |
0.04932 |
164 |
113 |
38 |
13 |
992 |
His eulogy is gong to take forever. |
1.3902 |
0.04932 |
164 |
113 |
38 |
13 |
993 |
They're calling it a suicide. |
1.3902 |
0.05007 |
164 |
114 |
36 |
14 |
994 |
Unbelievable. I wonder if Taxes has heard. |
1.3902 |
0.04699 |
164 |
110 |
44 |
10 |
995 |
They did a good job...he looks so dead. |
1.3902 |
0.05298 |
164 |
118 |
28 |
18 |
996 |
First God and now Death, who's next? |
1.3889 |
0.05345 |
162 |
117 |
27 |
18 |
997 |
It costs more, but the scythe adds some je ne sais quoi. |
1.3889 |
0.05049 |
162 |
113 |
35 |
14 |
998 |
I’ll never understand why he just didn’t use a lawn mower. |
1.3889 |
0.04895 |
162 |
111 |
39 |
12 |
999 |
He wanted to be buried in a suit but all I could find was his Halloween costume. |
1.3889 |
0.05272 |
162 |
116 |
29 |
17 |
1000 |
You know we dated briefly in college. |
1.3889 |
0.05049 |
162 |
113 |
35 |
14 |
1001 |
We’re screwed. |
1.3889 |
0.04895 |
162 |
111 |
39 |
12 |
1002 |
Another victim of automation. |
1.3889 |
0.05049 |
162 |
113 |
35 |
14 |
1003 |
He just asked about you last week |
1.3889 |
0.04895 |
162 |
111 |
39 |
12 |
1004 |
So, what other things could do us part? |
1.3889 |
0.05125 |
162 |
114 |
33 |
15 |
1005 |
He was in my kitchen and Alexa started laughing... |
1.3889 |
0.05049 |
162 |
113 |
35 |
14 |
1006 |
Only taxes remain now |
1.3889 |
0.05125 |
162 |
114 |
33 |
15 |
1007 |
Death can't do us apart anymore. |
1.3889 |
0.04654 |
162 |
108 |
45 |
9 |
1008 |
I wonder where that leaves us now? |
1.3889 |
0.04816 |
162 |
110 |
41 |
11 |
1009 |
Well, at least we can still count on taxes. |
1.3889 |
0.05199 |
162 |
115 |
31 |
16 |
1010 |
Falling asleep on the job again? |
1.3889 |
0.05199 |
162 |
115 |
31 |
16 |
1011 |
He was cutting coroners. |
1.3889 |
0.05345 |
162 |
117 |
27 |
18 |
1012 |
Surely, he saw this coming. |
1.3889 |
0.05345 |
162 |
117 |
27 |
18 |
1013 |
Yes, suicide is tragic. But he died doing what he loved most. |
1.3889 |
0.05345 |
162 |
117 |
27 |
18 |
1014 |
We always thought he'd be the last to go. |
1.3889 |
0.05125 |
162 |
114 |
33 |
15 |
1015 |
This is a game changer. |
1.3889 |
0.04973 |
162 |
112 |
37 |
13 |
1016 |
I hate tautology |
1.3889 |
0.05125 |
162 |
114 |
33 |
15 |
1017 |
That's some ironic shit, right there. |
1.3889 |
0.05272 |
162 |
116 |
29 |
17 |
1018 |
Life finally caught up with him. |
1.3889 |
0.05416 |
162 |
118 |
25 |
19 |
1019 |
He didn't see it coming. |
1.3889 |
0.05199 |
162 |
115 |
31 |
16 |
1020 |
I wonder if Breitbart will survive without him? |
1.3889 |
0.05486 |
162 |
119 |
23 |
20 |
1021 |
I understand it was a suicide. |
1.3889 |
0.05199 |
162 |
115 |
31 |
16 |
1022 |
Now the only thing for sure is taxes. |
1.3889 |
0.05272 |
162 |
116 |
29 |
17 |
1023 |
Marjorie kept her sense of humor to the end. |
1.3889 |
0.05345 |
162 |
117 |
27 |
18 |
1024 |
I guess that this proves that you do reap what you sow. |
1.3889 |
0.05125 |
162 |
114 |
33 |
15 |
1025 |
I guess he took a selfie. |
1.3889 |
0.05199 |
162 |
115 |
31 |
16 |
1026 |
He loved a good funeral. |
1.3889 |
0.04816 |
162 |
110 |
41 |
11 |
1027 |
It's a shame, he was so good in the Ingmar Bergman movie. |
1.3889 |
0.04973 |
162 |
112 |
37 |
13 |
1028 |
Looks like you won't be needing that cardiac by-pass surgery. |
1.3875 |
0.05015 |
160 |
111 |
36 |
13 |
1029 |
I just hope he was wearing clean underwear... |
1.3875 |
0.04606 |
160 |
106 |
46 |
8 |
1030 |
I keep expecting him to sit up and be dead. |
1.3875 |
0.05169 |
160 |
113 |
32 |
15 |
1031 |
Yes, death does become him |
1.3875 |
0.05169 |
160 |
113 |
32 |
15 |
1032 |
Yeah, we made a bundle on the sale of this casket, but I still say our business is in trouble. |
1.3875 |
0.04936 |
160 |
110 |
38 |
12 |
1033 |
Redundant. |
1.3875 |
0.04774 |
160 |
108 |
42 |
10 |
1034 |
Still, he wasn't our worst president. |
1.3875 |
0.05392 |
160 |
116 |
26 |
18 |
1035 |
He touched billions. |
1.3875 |
0.05093 |
160 |
112 |
34 |
14 |
1036 |
Suicide, obviously. |
1.3875 |
0.05093 |
160 |
112 |
34 |
14 |
1037 |
As they say, you reap what you sow. |
1.3875 |
0.04774 |
160 |
108 |
42 |
10 |
1038 |
I'd say he's had it coming for a very long time. |
1.3875 |
0.04936 |
160 |
110 |
38 |
12 |
1039 |
They say his job killed him. |
1.3875 |
0.04774 |
160 |
108 |
42 |
10 |
1040 |
I told him not to take his work home. |
1.3875 |
0.05015 |
160 |
111 |
36 |
13 |
1041 |
Does this mean I will be married to you forever? |
1.3875 |
0.05245 |
160 |
114 |
30 |
16 |
1042 |
I heard he worked himself to death. |
1.3875 |
0.05169 |
160 |
113 |
32 |
15 |
1043 |
If only he'd had a gun... |
1.3875 |
0.05319 |
160 |
115 |
28 |
17 |
1044 |
They say he took his own life. |
1.3875 |
0.05245 |
160 |
114 |
30 |
16 |
1045 |
Rumor is it was self-inflicted |
1.3875 |
0.05093 |
160 |
112 |
34 |
14 |
1046 |
Now, that's Karma. |
1.3875 |
0.04936 |
160 |
110 |
38 |
12 |
1047 |
Just think, had it not killed him it would have made him stronger. |
1.3875 |
0.05465 |
160 |
117 |
24 |
19 |
1048 |
Suicide. But he died doing what he loved. |
1.3875 |
0.05319 |
160 |
115 |
28 |
17 |
1049 |
They say he left everything to Chance. |
1.3875 |
0.05245 |
160 |
114 |
30 |
16 |
1050 |
I guess we have time to spend the kids’ inheritance. |
1.3875 |
0.04774 |
160 |
108 |
42 |
10 |
1051 |
Overaccessorized - as usual. |
1.3865 |
0.05099 |
163 |
115 |
33 |
15 |
1052 |
I guess it's just taxes we can be sure of now. |
1.3861 |
0.05057 |
158 |
110 |
35 |
13 |
1053 |
'Well Margaret, we're going to need to revisit our marriage vows.' |
1.3861 |
0.05588 |
158 |
117 |
21 |
20 |
1054 |
Apparently, he worked himself to death. |
1.3861 |
0.05057 |
158 |
110 |
35 |
13 |
1055 |
Oh man, now we are really never getting rid of your mother |
1.3861 |
0.05057 |
158 |
110 |
35 |
13 |
1056 |
I always thought that it'd be taxes. |
1.3861 |
0.05137 |
158 |
111 |
33 |
14 |
1057 |
Who the hell parts us now? |
1.3861 |
0.05137 |
158 |
111 |
33 |
14 |
1058 |
They say there is nothing worse than outliving your child but I'm oddly ok with this |
1.3861 |
0.04895 |
158 |
108 |
39 |
11 |
1059 |
Kudos to the mortician for getting the grim expression off his face. |
1.3861 |
0.04895 |
158 |
108 |
39 |
11 |
1060 |
Apparently, irony isn't dead after all. |
1.3861 |
0.04895 |
158 |
108 |
39 |
11 |
1061 |
I always told him his line of work was killing him. |
1.3861 |
0.04977 |
158 |
109 |
37 |
12 |
1062 |
I would never have believed it... Your Mother actually outlived him! |
1.3861 |
0.04895 |
158 |
108 |
39 |
11 |
1063 |
Cancel the life insurance and take the reverse mortgage. |
1.3861 |
0.05057 |
158 |
110 |
35 |
13 |
1064 |
Maybe we'll get lucky with taxes, too. |
1.3861 |
0.05367 |
158 |
114 |
27 |
17 |
1065 |
Well, we reap what we reap. |
1.3861 |
0.05367 |
158 |
114 |
27 |
17 |
1066 |
Getting him in there was quite an undertaking. |
1.3861 |
0.05137 |
158 |
111 |
33 |
14 |
1067 |
We won. |
1.3861 |
0.04977 |
158 |
109 |
37 |
12 |
1068 |
He really worked himself to death. |
1.3861 |
0.04977 |
158 |
109 |
37 |
12 |
1069 |
Now he is the grim sleeper. |
1.3861 |
0.05291 |
158 |
113 |
29 |
16 |
1070 |
He finally reaped what he sowed. |
1.3861 |
0.05057 |
158 |
110 |
35 |
13 |
1071 |
I want a divorce. |
1.3861 |
0.05057 |
158 |
110 |
35 |
13 |
1072 |
Well I guess pigs can fly now too. |
1.3861 |
0.04895 |
158 |
108 |
39 |
11 |
1073 |
I guess there may be rest for the wicked after all! |
1.3861 |
0.04977 |
158 |
109 |
37 |
12 |
1074 |
Now that's irony! |
1.3861 |
0.05057 |
158 |
110 |
35 |
13 |
1075 |
At least he died doing what he loved most. |
1.3861 |
0.05214 |
158 |
112 |
31 |
15 |
1076 |
I'm surprised there aren't more people here. |
1.3861 |
0.05515 |
158 |
116 |
23 |
19 |
1077 |
It's amazing what they can do with makeup - he looks so death-like. |
1.3861 |
0.05137 |
158 |
111 |
33 |
14 |
1078 |
He reaped what he reaped. |
1.3861 |
0.04895 |
158 |
108 |
39 |
11 |
1079 |
I told him he was working too hard. |
1.3861 |
0.04977 |
158 |
109 |
37 |
12 |
1080 |
I guess he has a lot of angry people waiting for him. |
1.3861 |
0.05214 |
158 |
112 |
31 |
15 |
1081 |
Well he can’t sleep out here. I’ll go make up the daybed. |
1.3856 |
0.05337 |
153 |
109 |
29 |
15 |
1082 |
John, you have to absolutely promise me you won't use this mortician if I go first. |
1.3856 |
0.05417 |
153 |
110 |
27 |
16 |
1083 |
Honey. When we said you could be whatever you want, we meant like a doctor, or an astronaut... |
1.3856 |
0.05174 |
153 |
107 |
33 |
13 |
1084 |
No, just taking a quick nippity nap before heading back to work. |
1.3856 |
0.05090 |
153 |
106 |
35 |
12 |
1085 |
I warned you not to mess with us. |
1.3851 |
0.04911 |
161 |
111 |
38 |
12 |
1086 |
Well, they did a beautiful job. He doesn’t look a day older than the 15th century. |
1.3851 |
0.05364 |
161 |
117 |
26 |
18 |
1087 |
Now what? |
1.3846 |
0.05101 |
156 |
109 |
34 |
13 |
1088 |
Sickle cell, apparently... |
1.3846 |
0.05261 |
156 |
111 |
30 |
15 |
1089 |
Let's cancel our life insurance policy. |
1.3846 |
0.05182 |
156 |
110 |
32 |
14 |
1090 |
I don't like the looks of this Harold. Who's going to put us out of our misery now? |
1.3846 |
0.05261 |
156 |
111 |
30 |
15 |
1091 |
I wish this happened when I was 25. Now I'll be old forever. |
1.3846 |
0.05261 |
156 |
111 |
30 |
15 |
1092 |
This is how I always pictured death. |
1.3836 |
0.05110 |
159 |
112 |
33 |
14 |
1093 |
So you DO reap what you sow. |
1.3836 |
0.05339 |
159 |
115 |
27 |
17 |
1094 |
I told him his job was killing him. |
1.3836 |
0.05339 |
159 |
115 |
27 |
17 |
1095 |
Oh that reminds me - don't forget to bury me with my 7-iron |
1.3831 |
0.05308 |
154 |
110 |
29 |
15 |
1096 |
I thought this was Jim Reaper's funeral. |
1.3831 |
0.05228 |
154 |
109 |
31 |
14 |
1097 |
I guess this means no more Grim Reaper caption contests |
1.3831 |
0.05466 |
154 |
112 |
25 |
17 |
1098 |
Well now what? |
1.3831 |
0.04892 |
154 |
105 |
39 |
10 |
1099 |
He said, he likes to try them out before the day starts. |
1.3831 |
0.05388 |
154 |
111 |
27 |
16 |
1100 |
I'll miss Mr. Gallagher's quirky sense of humor. |
1.3831 |
0.05146 |
154 |
108 |
33 |
13 |
1101 |
He looks good. Grim, but good. |
1.3831 |
0.05063 |
154 |
107 |
35 |
12 |
1102 |
With the political climate, can you blame him? |
1.3831 |
0.05228 |
154 |
109 |
31 |
14 |
1103 |
I can't help wondering who came for him |
1.3831 |
0.05466 |
154 |
112 |
25 |
17 |
1104 |
Well - that's pretty grim . . . |
1.3831 |
0.04892 |
154 |
105 |
39 |
10 |
1105 |
They are expecting a large turn out for this one |
1.3806 |
0.05200 |
155 |
110 |
31 |
14 |
1106 |
Does it mean that we are out of business now? |
1.3806 |
0.05036 |
155 |
108 |
35 |
12 |
1107 |
Remind me to cancel our life insurance policies. |
1.3806 |
0.05200 |
155 |
110 |
31 |
14 |
1108 |
He never visited. |
1.3791 |
0.05080 |
153 |
107 |
34 |
12 |
1109 |
And I thought he'd bury us all... |
1.3791 |
0.05080 |
153 |
107 |
34 |
12 |
1110 |
Our long term care insurance isn’t going to like this. |
1.3791 |
0.04908 |
153 |
105 |
38 |
10 |
1111 |
Now all we have left is taxes. |
1.3791 |
0.05717 |
153 |
115 |
18 |
20 |
1112 |
Really? Black lipstick? |
1.3791 |
0.05328 |
153 |
110 |
28 |
15 |
1113 |
The kids are not going to be happy. |
1.3791 |
0.05408 |
153 |
111 |
26 |
16 |
1114 |
Seems a bit of a busman's holiday to me. |
1.3791 |
0.05080 |
153 |
107 |
34 |
12 |
1115 |
I don't know. It just seems redundant. |
1.3791 |
0.05328 |
153 |
110 |
28 |
15 |
1116 |
You have to admit, it suits him. |
1.3791 |
0.05328 |
153 |
110 |
28 |
15 |
1117 |
I thought he'd be the last one let go by the White House. |
1.3791 |
0.05080 |
153 |
107 |
34 |
12 |
1118 |
How will our retirement account last for eternity? |
1.3791 |
0.04819 |
153 |
104 |
40 |
9 |
1119 |
He took the election results pretty hard. |
1.3791 |
0.05328 |
153 |
110 |
28 |
15 |
1120 |
At least he finally found himself. |
1.3791 |
0.05246 |
153 |
109 |
30 |
14 |
1121 |
Looks like a cheap trick to me, Herb. If he makes a move, slam the lid and run for it! |
1.3791 |
0.05246 |
153 |
109 |
30 |
14 |
1122 |
Does this mean I can start smoking again? |
1.3791 |
0.05246 |
153 |
109 |
30 |
14 |
1123 |
You have to admit, he touched millions of lives. |
1.3791 |
0.05080 |
153 |
107 |
34 |
12 |
1124 |
People are saying he worked himself to death. |
1.3791 |
0.05246 |
153 |
109 |
30 |
14 |
1125 |
They did a great job putting your mother in her favorite outfit. |
1.3791 |
0.05487 |
153 |
112 |
24 |
17 |
1126 |
The note said he just couldn't live with himself. |
1.3791 |
0.05164 |
153 |
108 |
32 |
13 |
1127 |
I've never seen him looking so grim. |
1.3791 |
0.04995 |
153 |
106 |
36 |
11 |
1128 |
Never drink and scythe. |
1.3791 |
0.05164 |
153 |
108 |
32 |
13 |
1129 |
I heard the NRA found his replacement in a matter of minutes. |
1.3791 |
0.05246 |
153 |
109 |
30 |
14 |
1130 |
So what is the past tense? "Reaped?" "Reapt?" |
1.3791 |
0.05328 |
153 |
110 |
28 |
15 |
1131 |
They did a really good job. He looks so death like. |
1.3791 |
0.05487 |
153 |
112 |
24 |
17 |
1132 |
So... this is life after Death? |
1.3791 |
0.05328 |
153 |
110 |
28 |
15 |
1133 |
I guess the job got to him. |
1.3791 |
0.04995 |
153 |
106 |
36 |
11 |
1134 |
I told him to buy a lawn mower. |
1.3791 |
0.05164 |
153 |
108 |
32 |
13 |
1135 |
He worked full-time, right up to the end! |
1.3791 |
0.05080 |
153 |
107 |
34 |
12 |
1136 |
Our retirement years just got longer. |
1.3791 |
0.04908 |
153 |
105 |
38 |
10 |
1137 |
I told him this would happen if he kept taking his work home with him. |
1.3791 |
0.04995 |
153 |
106 |
36 |
11 |
1138 |
Must have been suicide |
1.3791 |
0.05164 |
153 |
108 |
32 |
13 |
1139 |
You know what they say, Harold...You reap what you sow. |
1.3791 |
0.05487 |
153 |
112 |
24 |
17 |
1140 |
Yes, we all see the irony, Henry... |
1.3791 |
0.04995 |
153 |
106 |
36 |
11 |
1141 |
Thankfully he never got around to making a succession plan. |
1.3791 |
0.05164 |
153 |
108 |
32 |
13 |
1142 |
They say he had a death wish. |
1.3791 |
0.04995 |
153 |
106 |
36 |
11 |
1143 |
He was always a little obsessed with death... |
1.3791 |
0.04819 |
153 |
104 |
40 |
9 |
1144 |
Gosh, Harvey, I guess you really do reap what you sow. |
1.3791 |
0.04819 |
153 |
104 |
40 |
9 |
1145 |
Now, that's a scythe for sore eyes. |
1.3791 |
0.05080 |
153 |
107 |
34 |
12 |
1146 |
Now how will we get out of here? |
1.3791 |
0.05328 |
153 |
110 |
28 |
15 |
1147 |
I told you we would regret buying life insurance. |
1.3791 |
0.05080 |
153 |
107 |
34 |
12 |
1148 |
I guess now we just wait for Bannon. |
1.3791 |
0.05246 |
153 |
109 |
30 |
14 |
1149 |
He died like he lived. |
1.3791 |
0.04819 |
153 |
104 |
40 |
9 |
1150 |
He was walking toward me muttering something when he slipped on a banana peel. |
1.3791 |
0.05246 |
153 |
109 |
30 |
14 |
1151 |
At least we still have taxes |
1.3791 |
0.05164 |
153 |
108 |
32 |
13 |
1152 |
Well, you sow what you reap. |
1.3791 |
0.05164 |
153 |
108 |
32 |
13 |
1153 |
I bet he didn't see it coming. |
1.3791 |
0.05164 |
153 |
108 |
32 |
13 |
1154 |
Well, I guess it's true that you only reap what you sow. |
1.3791 |
0.05408 |
153 |
111 |
26 |
16 |
1155 |
He mumbled something about too many damn people on earth now and not being able to keep up. |
1.3784 |
0.04833 |
148 |
100 |
40 |
8 |
1156 |
He looks strangely lifelike. |
1.3775 |
0.05125 |
151 |
106 |
33 |
12 |
1157 |
Worst case scenario: We live forever and Trump becomes president for life. |
1.3775 |
0.05294 |
151 |
108 |
29 |
14 |
1158 |
Didn't see that coming. |
1.3775 |
0.05210 |
151 |
107 |
31 |
13 |
1159 |
He does not look as grim in there |
1.3775 |
0.05125 |
151 |
106 |
33 |
12 |
1160 |
I guess it's true - you reap what you sow |
1.3775 |
0.05125 |
151 |
106 |
33 |
12 |
1161 |
Under the circumstances, I guess it has to be suicide. |
1.3775 |
0.05377 |
151 |
109 |
27 |
15 |
1162 |
I always thought we would go first |
1.3775 |
0.04768 |
151 |
102 |
41 |
8 |
1163 |
You reap what you sow. |
1.3772 |
0.05763 |
114 |
79 |
27 |
8 |
1164 |
Well, he had a good run. |
1.3766 |
0.05053 |
154 |
108 |
34 |
12 |
1165 |
He always did have the right clothes for every occasion. |
1.3759 |
0.05562 |
141 |
102 |
25 |
14 |
1166 |
I heard it was from unnatural causes. |
1.3758 |
0.05592 |
149 |
110 |
22 |
17 |
1167 |
He looks so grim and peaceful. |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
1168 |
Now do you understand the meaning of the word “irony”? |
1.3758 |
0.05082 |
149 |
104 |
34 |
11 |
1169 |
I suppose Taxes with be next. |
1.3758 |
0.05343 |
149 |
107 |
28 |
14 |
1170 |
Such a shock. I never dreamed he'd go first. |
1.3758 |
0.05427 |
149 |
108 |
26 |
15 |
1171 |
You know, it is ironic. |
1.3758 |
0.05427 |
149 |
108 |
26 |
15 |
1172 |
I guess we can finally try hang-gliding. |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
1173 |
I was actually counting on him |
1.3758 |
0.05257 |
149 |
106 |
30 |
13 |
1174 |
He looks just like he did when he was alive. |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
1175 |
Does this mean we can finally cancel our term life policy? |
1.3758 |
0.05082 |
149 |
104 |
34 |
11 |
1176 |
I've never seen him looking so grim. |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
1177 |
I can't imagine he saw this coming. |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1178 |
I can't believe he slipped on a banana peel. |
1.3758 |
0.05257 |
149 |
106 |
30 |
13 |
1179 |
Ooh, the irony. Right? Is this irony? |
1.3758 |
0.05343 |
149 |
107 |
28 |
14 |
1180 |
There’s evidently a bidding war for his business. I hear its down to big tobacco and the gun manufacturers. |
1.3758 |
0.05427 |
149 |
108 |
26 |
15 |
1181 |
Death really becomes him |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1182 |
Well, this was unforeseen. |
1.3758 |
0.05257 |
149 |
106 |
30 |
13 |
1183 |
He was waiting for Godot. |
1.3758 |
0.05257 |
149 |
106 |
30 |
13 |
1184 |
Hank, I was going to just wait this thing out, but given the circumstances... I want a divorce. |
1.3758 |
0.05257 |
149 |
106 |
30 |
13 |
1185 |
He wants to get a better feel for the customer experience. |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1186 |
Don't even think of burying me in my work uniform. |
1.3758 |
0.05427 |
149 |
108 |
26 |
15 |
1187 |
He wanted cremation, but we felt he'd look like death warmed over. |
1.3758 |
0.05427 |
149 |
108 |
26 |
15 |
1188 |
He never did find that work/life balance |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
1189 |
For years, he lifted a lot of peoples' spirits. |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1190 |
As soon as your nap is over, that's Seymour's spot |
1.3758 |
0.05343 |
149 |
107 |
28 |
14 |
1191 |
Did they have to make him look so grim? |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
1192 |
I guess a divorce is now our only way out. |
1.3758 |
0.05510 |
149 |
109 |
24 |
16 |
1193 |
Death really does become him. |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
1194 |
Live by the scythe, die by the scythe. |
1.3758 |
0.05343 |
149 |
107 |
28 |
14 |
1195 |
I never though I'd live to see it. Now I guess we all will... |
1.3758 |
0.04614 |
149 |
99 |
44 |
6 |
1196 |
I can't tell you how many times I told him, "Look before you reap." |
1.3758 |
0.05343 |
149 |
107 |
28 |
14 |
1197 |
He doesn't look grim at all. Kind of peaceful. |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1198 |
He looks much grimmer in real life. |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1199 |
The only thing certain is death and... Wait, do we still have to pay taxes? |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
1200 |
He died like he lived—dead. |
1.3758 |
0.04807 |
149 |
101 |
40 |
8 |
1201 |
Soooo, I guess I've got no excuse NOT to try skydiving now. |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1202 |
Goodbye social security. |
1.3758 |
0.05257 |
149 |
106 |
30 |
13 |
1203 |
He always said his job was going to be the death of him. |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1204 |
To hell with gluten free. |
1.3758 |
0.05082 |
149 |
104 |
34 |
11 |
1205 |
He did this to himself. |
1.3758 |
0.05082 |
149 |
104 |
34 |
11 |
1206 |
At least that's one less thing to worry about. |
1.3758 |
0.04900 |
149 |
102 |
38 |
9 |
1207 |
Why were we named next-of-kin? |
1.3758 |
0.05510 |
149 |
109 |
24 |
16 |
1208 |
So does this mean we’re off the hook? |
1.3758 |
0.05427 |
149 |
108 |
26 |
15 |
1209 |
You reap what you sow, apparently. |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1210 |
Does this mean your mother will be with us forever? |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
1211 |
I guess that what goes around actually does come around. |
1.3741 |
0.05306 |
147 |
105 |
29 |
13 |
1212 |
Oof, he looks like Death. |
1.3741 |
0.05127 |
147 |
103 |
33 |
11 |
1213 |
We're really stuck here now, aren't we. |
1.3741 |
0.04942 |
147 |
101 |
37 |
9 |
1214 |
You know, he just looks like hell. |
1.3741 |
0.05563 |
147 |
108 |
23 |
16 |
1215 |
Now he knows what it feels like! |
1.3741 |
0.05127 |
147 |
103 |
33 |
11 |
1216 |
Now that death can't save us, I guess we'll have to vote. |
1.3741 |
0.05563 |
147 |
108 |
23 |
16 |
1217 |
He was such a thoughtful boy...always around when someone wasn't feeling well... |
1.3741 |
0.05809 |
147 |
111 |
17 |
19 |
1218 |
Bergman devotee, I see. |
1.3741 |
0.04549 |
147 |
97 |
45 |
5 |
1219 |
I suppose it's just taxes now, for eternity. |
1.3741 |
0.05127 |
147 |
103 |
33 |
11 |
1220 |
No one ever thinks they're next. |
1.3741 |
0.05393 |
147 |
106 |
27 |
14 |
1221 |
To be frank, he hadn't looked well for some time. |
1.3741 |
0.05217 |
147 |
104 |
31 |
12 |
1222 |
Well, there goes the mortuary business. |
1.3741 |
0.05127 |
147 |
103 |
33 |
11 |
1223 |
He met his match. |
1.3741 |
0.05306 |
147 |
105 |
29 |
13 |
1224 |
...and I was so looking forward to widowhood. |
1.3741 |
0.05127 |
147 |
103 |
33 |
11 |
1225 |
He loved irony. |
1.3741 |
0.05036 |
147 |
102 |
35 |
10 |
1226 |
Does this count as "Death do us part?" |
1.3741 |
0.05306 |
147 |
105 |
29 |
13 |
1227 |
I don’t care what they say. It HAD to be suicide |
1.3741 |
0.05479 |
147 |
107 |
25 |
15 |
1228 |
Well, I guess our lifetime annuity was a good choice. |
1.3741 |
0.05393 |
147 |
106 |
27 |
14 |
1229 |
I hear the prime suspect is Mrs. Reaper. |
1.3741 |
0.05306 |
147 |
105 |
29 |
13 |
1230 |
Don’t you dare bury ME in a hoodie! |
1.3741 |
0.05217 |
147 |
104 |
31 |
12 |
1231 |
Remember how you worried we would outlive our savings? |
1.3741 |
0.04942 |
147 |
101 |
37 |
9 |
1232 |
Well, I guess the only thing in life that's sure now is taxes. |
1.3741 |
0.05393 |
147 |
106 |
27 |
14 |
1233 |
They did a great job; he looks so...death-like. |
1.3734 |
0.04876 |
158 |
110 |
37 |
11 |
1234 |
Who knew — John Donne was right. |
1.3733 |
0.04687 |
150 |
101 |
42 |
7 |
1235 |
It’s the third time we’ve caught him sleeping on the job. |
1.3730 |
0.05253 |
126 |
86 |
33 |
7 |
1236 |
He looks so life-like. |
1.3724 |
0.05080 |
145 |
101 |
34 |
10 |
1237 |
Yes, George, you might very well say 'Death becomes him'. |
1.3724 |
0.05174 |
145 |
102 |
32 |
11 |
1238 |
Can't say I'm impressed with the mortician. He looks so lifelike. |
1.3724 |
0.05356 |
145 |
104 |
28 |
13 |
1239 |
Well, that's a scythe for sore eyes. |
1.3724 |
0.05174 |
145 |
102 |
32 |
11 |
1240 |
In the end, he succumbed to irony. |
1.3724 |
0.05532 |
145 |
106 |
24 |
15 |
1241 |
I know the other reapers can be mean, but you need to get out of bed and get to school. |
1.3716 |
0.05362 |
148 |
107 |
27 |
14 |
1242 |
Its been a rough flu season. |
1.3714 |
0.05492 |
140 |
101 |
26 |
13 |
1243 |
I warned him my meatloaf was to die for. "Just one little bite" he says.. |
1.3714 |
0.05676 |
140 |
103 |
22 |
15 |
1244 |
Well where else do you think he would nap? |
1.3714 |
0.05203 |
140 |
98 |
32 |
10 |
1245 |
Your side of the family is always so dramatic..... |
1.3714 |
0.05397 |
140 |
100 |
28 |
12 |
1246 |
Well, that explains the open casket. |
1.3714 |
0.05492 |
140 |
101 |
26 |
13 |
1247 |
Eulogy was probably the greatest challenge. |
1.3706 |
0.05315 |
143 |
102 |
29 |
12 |
1248 |
See what happens when you take your work home with you, Earl? |
1.3706 |
0.05497 |
143 |
104 |
25 |
14 |
1249 |
He was never the same after that Monty Python movie. |
1.3706 |
0.05221 |
143 |
101 |
31 |
11 |
1250 |
Wonder what killed him! |
1.3706 |
0.05586 |
143 |
105 |
23 |
15 |
1251 |
Looks like overkill to me! |
1.3706 |
0.05221 |
143 |
101 |
31 |
11 |
1252 |
A hoodie and a scythe. Which gang is that again? |
1.3706 |
0.05586 |
143 |
105 |
23 |
15 |
1253 |
He lived a grim life. |
1.3706 |
0.05126 |
143 |
100 |
33 |
10 |
1254 |
The irony is killing me. |
1.3706 |
0.05407 |
143 |
103 |
27 |
13 |
1255 |
Didn't see that coming. |
1.3706 |
0.05497 |
143 |
104 |
25 |
14 |
1256 |
I love karma. |
1.3706 |
0.05315 |
143 |
102 |
29 |
12 |
1257 |
This all seems redundant. |
1.3706 |
0.05029 |
143 |
99 |
35 |
9 |
1258 |
Poor guy, he never saw it coming |
1.3706 |
0.05221 |
143 |
101 |
31 |
11 |
1259 |
His wife is just be scythe herself. |
1.3706 |
0.05221 |
143 |
101 |
31 |
11 |
1260 |
Too bad he's a twin. |
1.3706 |
0.05315 |
143 |
102 |
29 |
12 |
1261 |
Do we still have to do our taxes? |
1.3706 |
0.05221 |
143 |
101 |
31 |
11 |
1262 |
Death becomes her. |
1.3706 |
0.05029 |
143 |
99 |
35 |
9 |
1263 |
How long did that fellow say our money would last? |
1.3706 |
0.05029 |
143 |
99 |
35 |
9 |
1264 |
Maybe I'll wait to file those taxes. |
1.3704 |
0.05673 |
108 |
74 |
28 |
6 |
1265 |
So are taxes next? |
1.3699 |
0.05235 |
146 |
104 |
30 |
12 |
1266 |
Does this mean we'll be married forever? |
1.3689 |
0.05359 |
122 |
84 |
31 |
7 |
1267 |
Suddenly, I'm less worried about your angina. |
1.3688 |
0.04765 |
141 |
95 |
40 |
6 |
1268 |
Honey, I had to take him out. He was comin' for you. |
1.3688 |
0.04870 |
141 |
96 |
38 |
7 |
1269 |
Retirement proved fatal for him. |
1.3688 |
0.05270 |
141 |
100 |
30 |
11 |
1270 |
Is this the end of death as we know it? |
1.3688 |
0.05551 |
141 |
103 |
24 |
14 |
1271 |
more inevitable than ironic. |
1.3688 |
0.05551 |
141 |
103 |
24 |
14 |
1272 |
You say that, but once you realize what this means for the subways, you're going to miss him. |
1.3688 |
0.05074 |
141 |
98 |
34 |
9 |
1273 |
I guess the only thing we can count on now is taxes. |
1.3688 |
0.05173 |
141 |
99 |
32 |
10 |
1274 |
I guess now the only constant in life is taxes. |
1.3688 |
0.05459 |
141 |
102 |
26 |
13 |
1275 |
Oh Great! Now we'll never sell those two cemetery plots. |
1.3688 |
0.05074 |
141 |
98 |
34 |
9 |
1276 |
Stay back, I think it's a trap. |
1.3688 |
0.05270 |
141 |
100 |
30 |
11 |
1277 |
Yet another victim of automation. |
1.3688 |
0.05173 |
141 |
99 |
32 |
10 |
1278 |
I knew someday his job would kill him. |
1.3688 |
0.05459 |
141 |
102 |
26 |
13 |
1279 |
What got him? Taxes? |
1.3688 |
0.05270 |
141 |
100 |
30 |
11 |
1280 |
Well Well Well...look at you... |
1.3688 |
0.05074 |
141 |
98 |
34 |
9 |
1281 |
So natural. He looks like he could just sit right up and reap you. |
1.3688 |
0.04973 |
141 |
97 |
36 |
8 |
1282 |
I always hated that hoodie. |
1.3688 |
0.05365 |
141 |
101 |
28 |
12 |
1283 |
I should have salted that icy patch at my door. |
1.3688 |
0.05551 |
141 |
103 |
24 |
14 |
1284 |
They did a good job. He looks like himself warmed-over. |
1.3688 |
0.05641 |
141 |
104 |
22 |
15 |
1285 |
No. It’s a scythe. A sickle has a short handle. |
1.3688 |
0.05074 |
141 |
98 |
34 |
9 |
1286 |
I guess all that is certain in our lives now is taxes. |
1.3688 |
0.05551 |
141 |
103 |
24 |
14 |
1287 |
I knew your side of the family was evil. |
1.3688 |
0.05459 |
141 |
102 |
26 |
13 |
1288 |
We even outlived him? God, we're old. |
1.3688 |
0.05365 |
141 |
101 |
28 |
12 |
1289 |
I suppose this means your mother will always live with us. |
1.3688 |
0.05365 |
141 |
101 |
28 |
12 |
1290 |
'I've really got to hand it to the undertaker - he looks absolutely death-like.' |
1.3688 |
0.04870 |
141 |
96 |
38 |
7 |
1291 |
Hah – he finally reaped what he sowed! |
1.3688 |
0.05365 |
141 |
101 |
28 |
12 |
1292 |
Now, we'll never rest in peace. |
1.3688 |
0.05270 |
141 |
100 |
30 |
11 |
1293 |
He dug his own grave. |
1.3688 |
0.05270 |
141 |
100 |
30 |
11 |
1294 |
He just laughed when I told him your rhubarb pie would be the death of him. |
1.3688 |
0.04973 |
141 |
97 |
36 |
8 |
1295 |
Irony is dead |
1.3688 |
0.05459 |
141 |
102 |
26 |
13 |
1296 |
The lipstick is a nice touch, but I would have gone with a darker pink. |
1.3688 |
0.05270 |
141 |
100 |
30 |
11 |
1297 |
This is so meta, Harold. |
1.3688 |
0.05365 |
141 |
101 |
28 |
12 |
1298 |
It was him or us. |
1.3688 |
0.05730 |
141 |
105 |
20 |
16 |
1299 |
So I guess Keith Richards won't ever die. |
1.3688 |
0.05905 |
141 |
107 |
16 |
18 |
1300 |
Whew, that's a scythe of relief. |
1.3688 |
0.05551 |
141 |
103 |
24 |
14 |
1301 |
I told you we should have saved more for our retirement. |
1.3681 |
0.05284 |
144 |
103 |
29 |
12 |
1302 |
He was a great surgeon, but had a warped sense of humor. |
1.3681 |
0.05640 |
144 |
107 |
21 |
16 |
1303 |
Even Death. What's next, taxes ? |
1.3681 |
0.05097 |
144 |
101 |
33 |
10 |
1304 |
He took too much business from big pharma. |
1.3681 |
0.05284 |
144 |
103 |
29 |
12 |
1305 |
And, of course, of the two it had to be Death not Taxes! |
1.3662 |
0.05783 |
142 |
107 |
18 |
17 |
1306 |
All he ever did was take. |
1.3662 |
0.05334 |
142 |
102 |
28 |
12 |
1307 |
I never thought he would go first. |
1.3650 |
0.04955 |
137 |
94 |
36 |
7 |
1308 |
Bill, call the Moore’s. Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1959. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
129 |
91 |
29 |
9 |
1309 |
Will you got out of that coffin and stop scaring the customers with that get-up; I'm trying to make a sale here. |
1.3643 |
0.05605 |
129 |
93 |
25 |
11 |
1310 |
I told him to stop touching himself. |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1311 |
Isn't that a double negative? |
1.3643 |
0.05090 |
140 |
98 |
33 |
9 |
1312 |
I always thought he would bury us all. |
1.3643 |
0.05479 |
140 |
102 |
25 |
13 |
1313 |
Great, we are stuck here forever |
1.3643 |
0.05090 |
140 |
98 |
33 |
9 |
1314 |
I thought 'Dressed to Kill' was a bit vague. |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1315 |
Should be quite a scene at the Pearly Gates! |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1316 |
I guess they're hiring. |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1317 |
We need to revaluate our retirement plan. |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1318 |
"He was 'The' Grim Reaper, not 'A' Grim Reaper. I think we're in the clear. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1319 |
This does not bode well for over-population. |
1.3643 |
0.05479 |
140 |
102 |
25 |
13 |
1320 |
Damn it, if death won't do us apart who will? |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1321 |
Next, I'll make certain the tax man has a little accident too. |
1.3643 |
0.05479 |
140 |
102 |
25 |
13 |
1322 |
I suppose my appointment with him next week is canceled. |
1.3643 |
0.04884 |
140 |
96 |
37 |
7 |
1323 |
Was it work-related? |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1324 |
We might be here a while. |
1.3643 |
0.04884 |
140 |
96 |
37 |
7 |
1325 |
I would have thought taxes would have gone first. |
1.3643 |
0.05288 |
140 |
100 |
29 |
11 |
1326 |
Now if we could just do something about taxes. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1327 |
He can't say he didn't see it coming. |
1.3643 |
0.05288 |
140 |
100 |
29 |
11 |
1328 |
He was survived by all of us |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1329 |
Do you think we can cancel the life insurance now? |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1330 |
Or in his case, you reap what you reap. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1331 |
Until Death do us part...So, now what? |
1.3643 |
0.05664 |
140 |
104 |
21 |
15 |
1332 |
I guess it had to be suicide. |
1.3643 |
0.05288 |
140 |
100 |
29 |
11 |
1333 |
I never thought we'd live to see this day. |
1.3643 |
0.05288 |
140 |
100 |
29 |
11 |
1334 |
I guess the only certainty left are taxes |
1.3643 |
0.05572 |
140 |
103 |
23 |
14 |
1335 |
I guess we're only sure about taxes now. |
1.3643 |
0.05479 |
140 |
102 |
25 |
13 |
1336 |
He'll get a break on funeral expenses but what a loss for the industry. |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1337 |
He doesn't look that grim. |
1.3643 |
0.05572 |
140 |
103 |
23 |
14 |
1338 |
Irony really is dead. |
1.3643 |
0.05479 |
140 |
102 |
25 |
13 |
1339 |
Even the grim reaper, couldn’t survive the cuts in Medical benefits |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1340 |
He touched so many lives, but thankfully not mine. |
1.3643 |
0.05479 |
140 |
102 |
25 |
13 |
1341 |
He worked himself to death. |
1.3643 |
0.05479 |
140 |
102 |
25 |
13 |
1342 |
You know what they say . . . what goes around comes around. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1343 |
He really thought he could cheat death with this outfit? |
1.3643 |
0.04988 |
140 |
97 |
35 |
8 |
1344 |
That’s the trouble with bringing your work home with you |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1345 |
Look who's grim now. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1346 |
You know what they say about Karma. |
1.3643 |
0.05090 |
140 |
98 |
33 |
9 |
1347 |
The mortician is a genius. He's never looked deader. |
1.3643 |
0.05288 |
140 |
100 |
29 |
11 |
1348 |
They did a good job, he looks so deathlike. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1349 |
He looks so grim |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1350 |
'Guess we should have saved more for retirement.' |
1.3643 |
0.05572 |
140 |
103 |
23 |
14 |
1351 |
Finally, something that’s truly ironic. |
1.3643 |
0.05090 |
140 |
98 |
33 |
9 |
1352 |
He looks a bit grim don't you think? |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1353 |
Sure, he won't be knocking at our door, but that just means an eternity of paying taxes. |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1354 |
...next: Taxes. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1355 |
He was so nice when he came for my grandmother, they had sponge cake. |
1.3643 |
0.04884 |
140 |
96 |
37 |
7 |
1356 |
Someone finally gave him a taste of his own medicine. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1357 |
You never think it could happen to you. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1358 |
Now we just have to worry about taxes. |
1.3643 |
0.05479 |
140 |
102 |
25 |
13 |
1359 |
Like I always told him, ‘you reap what you sow’. |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1360 |
I warned him not to mess with Irony... |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1361 |
Nothing is certain anymore. |
1.3643 |
0.05090 |
140 |
98 |
33 |
9 |
1362 |
He seems smaller in real death. |
1.3643 |
0.04988 |
140 |
97 |
35 |
8 |
1363 |
I don't know. Is this good or bad? |
1.3643 |
0.05190 |
140 |
99 |
31 |
10 |
1364 |
You never think it is going to happen to you. |
1.3643 |
0.05288 |
140 |
100 |
29 |
11 |
1365 |
I think I'd like to amend our wedding vows. |
1.3643 |
0.05385 |
140 |
101 |
27 |
12 |
1366 |
You can get up now. They’re not going to ban assault weapons. |
1.3636 |
0.05574 |
143 |
106 |
22 |
15 |
1367 |
Very sad, always who you least expect. |
1.3623 |
0.05239 |
138 |
98 |
30 |
10 |
1368 |
I've always been nervous around people wearing hoodies. |
1.3623 |
0.05339 |
138 |
99 |
28 |
11 |
1369 |
I just always thought it'd be me before him, ya know? |
1.3623 |
0.05628 |
138 |
102 |
22 |
14 |
1370 |
That reminds me - did you file our taxes? |
1.3623 |
0.05033 |
138 |
96 |
34 |
8 |
1371 |
At funerals, I worry I'll be next. This is a relief! |
1.3623 |
0.05437 |
138 |
100 |
26 |
12 |
1372 |
Very sad. He still had so much to take from the world. |
1.3623 |
0.04926 |
138 |
95 |
36 |
7 |
1373 |
This might not be the time, but remember how I told you "til Death do us part"...? |
1.3623 |
0.05339 |
138 |
99 |
28 |
11 |
1374 |
It must have been taxes. |
1.3623 |
0.05339 |
138 |
99 |
28 |
11 |
1375 |
Irony is dead |
1.3623 |
0.05339 |
138 |
99 |
28 |
11 |
1376 |
The coffin company said 'One scythe fits all.' |
1.3623 |
0.05437 |
138 |
100 |
26 |
12 |
1377 |
So how do we get rid of taxes? |
1.3623 |
0.05533 |
138 |
101 |
24 |
13 |
1378 |
I wouldn't say lifelike, no... |
1.3623 |
0.05533 |
138 |
101 |
24 |
13 |
1379 |
I told him his job would eventually kill him. |
1.3623 |
0.05533 |
138 |
101 |
24 |
13 |
1380 |
His reputation preceded him. |
1.3623 |
0.05533 |
138 |
101 |
24 |
13 |
1381 |
If only it had been taxes. |
1.3623 |
0.05533 |
138 |
101 |
24 |
13 |
1382 |
Warmed over or not, it's not the look I would have chosen. |
1.3623 |
0.05437 |
138 |
100 |
26 |
12 |
1383 |
Sugar, the silent killer |
1.3609 |
0.05156 |
133 |
93 |
32 |
8 |
1384 |
Should we be bereeved or relieved? |
1.3603 |
0.04970 |
136 |
94 |
35 |
7 |
1385 |
He tried to reap the wrong woman. |
1.3603 |
0.05390 |
136 |
98 |
27 |
11 |
1386 |
I warned you not to screw with the Mishkins. |
1.3603 |
0.05685 |
136 |
101 |
21 |
14 |
1387 |
I guess there's nothing left but taxes! |
1.3603 |
0.05288 |
136 |
97 |
29 |
10 |
1388 |
I always knew he had a death wish. |
1.3603 |
0.05390 |
136 |
98 |
27 |
11 |
1389 |
One too many tweets from the White House could kill anyone. |
1.3603 |
0.05589 |
136 |
100 |
23 |
13 |
1390 |
It must have been a suicide. |
1.3603 |
0.05288 |
136 |
97 |
29 |
10 |
1391 |
He never returns the tools he borrows |
1.3603 |
0.05589 |
136 |
100 |
23 |
13 |
1392 |
I was sure he’d outlast taxes. |
1.3603 |
0.05184 |
136 |
96 |
31 |
9 |
1393 |
Crap. Does this mean we live forever? |
1.3603 |
0.05589 |
136 |
100 |
23 |
13 |
1394 |
Well so much for 'to death do us part' |
1.3603 |
0.05390 |
136 |
98 |
27 |
11 |
1395 |
They say he didn't meet his quota. |
1.3603 |
0.05184 |
136 |
96 |
31 |
9 |
1396 |
It was suicide. Duh. |
1.3603 |
0.05490 |
136 |
99 |
25 |
12 |
1397 |
The scythe I can understand, but the Macbook Pro? |
1.3603 |
0.05288 |
136 |
97 |
29 |
10 |
1398 |
A Trump cabinet job? I warned him. |
1.3603 |
0.05490 |
136 |
99 |
25 |
12 |
1399 |
I guess that means we're getting a divorce |
1.3603 |
0.05490 |
136 |
99 |
25 |
12 |
1400 |
Well they say "What comes around goes around." |
1.3603 |
0.05288 |
136 |
97 |
29 |
10 |
1401 |
The original misundertsanding came about when they said to him "Its a job for life" |
1.3603 |
0.04970 |
136 |
94 |
35 |
7 |
1402 |
But at least he died doing what he loved to do. |
1.3603 |
0.05685 |
136 |
101 |
21 |
14 |
1403 |
Is this a double negative? |
1.3603 |
0.05184 |
136 |
96 |
31 |
9 |
1404 |
I'm glad I don't have to go to anymore of these. |
1.3603 |
0.05288 |
136 |
97 |
29 |
10 |
1405 |
He looks like death warmed over. |
1.3603 |
0.05390 |
136 |
98 |
27 |
11 |
1406 |
So much for Ars longa, vita brevis. |
1.3603 |
0.05490 |
136 |
99 |
25 |
12 |
1407 |
They say he met a fate worse than death itself. |
1.3603 |
0.05390 |
136 |
98 |
27 |
11 |
1408 |
Death be not proud. Death be dead. |
1.3603 |
0.05780 |
136 |
102 |
19 |
15 |
1409 |
Who is he survived by? |
1.3603 |
0.05589 |
136 |
100 |
23 |
13 |
1410 |
Did I just see him wink? |
1.3603 |
0.05184 |
136 |
96 |
31 |
9 |
1411 |
That seems redundant. |
1.3603 |
0.05184 |
136 |
96 |
31 |
9 |
1412 |
I always said Frank had a morbid sense of humor. |
1.3603 |
0.05589 |
136 |
100 |
23 |
13 |
1413 |
Who will cut our grass now? |
1.3597 |
0.05003 |
139 |
97 |
34 |
8 |
1414 |
Is he INSANE, grabbing zzz's in Dracula's coffin ?? |
1.3597 |
0.05686 |
139 |
104 |
20 |
15 |
1415 |
They think it was an inside job |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
1416 |
The blue suit would've been more appropriate, but he always had a flair for the dramatic. |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1417 |
You always think, "It happens to someone else." |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
1418 |
You reap what you reap. |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1419 |
Don’t tell me, he met your mother ... |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
1420 |
You reap what you sow, I guess. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
1421 |
This feels like a trap. |
1.3597 |
0.05499 |
139 |
102 |
24 |
13 |
1422 |
He didn't have any family. I hear he was difficult to live with. |
1.3597 |
0.04898 |
139 |
96 |
36 |
7 |
1423 |
You sow what you reap. |
1.3597 |
0.05003 |
139 |
97 |
34 |
8 |
1424 |
The Detectives said it had to be suicide. |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
1425 |
He's dead to me. |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1426 |
Well this does explain the For Sale sign outside of the Funeral Home. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
1427 |
I want a divorce. |
1.3597 |
0.05777 |
139 |
105 |
18 |
16 |
1428 |
What will do us part now? |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1429 |
Death certainly becomes him. |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1430 |
All we have left now are taxes. |
1.3582 |
0.05646 |
134 |
99 |
22 |
13 |
1431 |
Karma really IS a bitch. |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1432 |
maybe taxes are next... |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1433 |
I heard they made customer experience training mandatory... |
1.3582 |
0.05339 |
134 |
96 |
28 |
10 |
1434 |
He always told me his job was a killer. |
1.3582 |
0.05744 |
134 |
100 |
20 |
14 |
1435 |
'Wow - it has been a bad flu season.' |
1.3582 |
0.05545 |
134 |
98 |
24 |
12 |
1436 |
Is this what they call irony? |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1437 |
I guess now it's only taxes |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1438 |
He got what was coming to him. |
1.3582 |
0.05841 |
134 |
101 |
18 |
15 |
1439 |
I told you we didn't have enough retirement savings. |
1.3582 |
0.04901 |
134 |
92 |
36 |
6 |
1440 |
I told him not to mess with the mafia |
1.3582 |
0.05545 |
134 |
98 |
24 |
12 |
1441 |
Truth be told, he was always dead to me. |
1.3582 |
0.04901 |
134 |
92 |
36 |
6 |
1442 |
Wow, he looks like death warmed over. |
1.3582 |
0.05744 |
134 |
100 |
20 |
14 |
1443 |
I always told him not to run in the house with that scythe. |
1.3582 |
0.05646 |
134 |
99 |
22 |
13 |
1444 |
Doesn't look so proud now, does he ! |
1.3582 |
0.05545 |
134 |
98 |
24 |
12 |
1445 |
He should've seen it coming. |
1.3582 |
0.05545 |
134 |
98 |
24 |
12 |
1446 |
If he's really gone, can we forget about taxes too? |
1.3582 |
0.05646 |
134 |
99 |
22 |
13 |
1447 |
He should have taken a holiday now and then... |
1.3582 |
0.05233 |
134 |
95 |
30 |
9 |
1448 |
I never thought I'd be looking Death in the face. |
1.3582 |
0.05125 |
134 |
94 |
32 |
8 |
1449 |
Now I'm thinking we might not have saved enough for retirement. |
1.3582 |
0.05339 |
134 |
96 |
28 |
10 |
1450 |
I'll miss his jokes and joie de vivre. |
1.3582 |
0.05233 |
134 |
95 |
30 |
9 |
1451 |
Well, I guess he reaped what he sewed. |
1.3582 |
0.05233 |
134 |
95 |
30 |
9 |
1452 |
Why do I not feel reassured? |
1.3582 |
0.05545 |
134 |
98 |
24 |
12 |
1453 |
Watch out! I think he’s taking a nap. |
1.3582 |
0.05339 |
134 |
96 |
28 |
10 |
1454 |
This is why we need Obamacare. |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1455 |
In this economy, it was the only way he could retire. |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1456 |
Finally got a taste of his own medicine. |
1.3582 |
0.05339 |
134 |
96 |
28 |
10 |
1457 |
Is this what they mean by "Death takes a holiday?" |
1.3582 |
0.05014 |
134 |
93 |
34 |
7 |
1458 |
He sowed what he reaped. |
1.3582 |
0.05545 |
134 |
98 |
24 |
12 |
1459 |
Looks good. He just came back from Florida. |
1.3582 |
0.05339 |
134 |
96 |
28 |
10 |
1460 |
You've got to admit, death becomes her. |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1461 |
They were saying its a bad flu season. |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1462 |
Damn, I was looking forward to death-do-us-part |
1.3582 |
0.05233 |
134 |
95 |
30 |
9 |
1463 |
It's amazing how Death-like he looks. |
1.3582 |
0.05339 |
134 |
96 |
28 |
10 |
1464 |
Nothing is certain but taxes. |
1.3582 |
0.05339 |
134 |
96 |
28 |
10 |
1465 |
Harold always did have a weird sense of humor. |
1.3582 |
0.05545 |
134 |
98 |
24 |
12 |
1466 |
I'm so tired of irony. |
1.3582 |
0.05233 |
134 |
95 |
30 |
9 |
1467 |
Well I guess now, "The only thing for certain is taxes" |
1.3582 |
0.05125 |
134 |
94 |
32 |
8 |
1468 |
Poor man certainly looks like death itself. |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1469 |
Amazing. After working himself to the bone- genocides, plagues, war, mass shootings- who'd have thought osteoporosis could take him down? |
1.3582 |
0.05443 |
134 |
97 |
26 |
11 |
1470 |
And they say Americans don't understand irony. |
1.3582 |
0.05014 |
134 |
93 |
34 |
7 |
1471 |
TALK ABOUT IRONY |
1.3582 |
0.05545 |
134 |
98 |
24 |
12 |
1472 |
He looks exactly the same. |
1.3582 |
0.05125 |
134 |
94 |
32 |
8 |
1473 |
I guess irony is dead. |
1.3582 |
0.05339 |
134 |
96 |
28 |
10 |
1474 |
The NRA made his job redundant... |
1.3577 |
0.05554 |
137 |
101 |
23 |
13 |
1475 |
It's part of his empathy training |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1476 |
I guess taxes is all we can count on now. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
1477 |
He certainly looks right at home. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
1478 |
He was always a little too good at his job. |
1.3561 |
0.04825 |
132 |
90 |
37 |
5 |
1479 |
Apparently he was declared redundant. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1480 |
He had so much dying left to do. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1481 |
Don’t get your hopes up Harold, he has a brother. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1482 |
He always knew how to dress for any occasion. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1483 |
I guess we bought ourselves some time. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
1484 |
Such a shame, he had more to die for. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1485 |
So who knew he was allergic to hazelnuts? |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
1486 |
Death...here is thy sting. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1487 |
Your mother said she beat death but this is ridiculous. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1488 |
He never had much luck with relationships. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1489 |
He went doing what he liked best |
1.3561 |
0.05498 |
132 |
96 |
25 |
11 |
1490 |
Why do you suppose it took so long before he finally got around to, you know, touching himself. |
1.3561 |
0.05498 |
132 |
96 |
25 |
11 |
1491 |
He was very good at his job but he just worked himself to death. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
1492 |
I always thought he would out live us |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
1493 |
Karma for the win. |
1.3561 |
0.05704 |
132 |
98 |
21 |
13 |
1494 |
Really? You think it's fake news? |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1495 |
That's unbereavable! |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
1496 |
He lived a full death... |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
1497 |
I always knew he’d dig his own grave |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
1498 |
We still haven't seen his tax returns. |
1.3561 |
0.05805 |
132 |
99 |
19 |
14 |
1499 |
In the end, his work was the death of him. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1500 |
I guess kharma is a bitch... |
1.3561 |
0.06001 |
132 |
101 |
15 |
16 |
1501 |
Hey ... I think we’re in luck. |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
1502 |
I can't believe he's dead. He just looks like he's reaping. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1503 |
I know you're not supposed to touch, Brenda, but I've always wanted to know what's under that cloak. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1504 |
Well, now I definitely want that divorce. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
1505 |
Well, I bet he didn't see that coming. So I guess that just leaves taxes? |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
1506 |
It was only a matter of time before he got a dose of his own medicine. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1507 |
I still think we should have changed him out of his Halloween costume. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
1508 |
He doesn’t look as grim as I thought he would. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1509 |
I knew his work would kill him one day. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
1510 |
Now there's only one thing certain. |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
1511 |
He makes it look so easy. |
1.3561 |
0.05173 |
132 |
93 |
31 |
8 |
1512 |
So who came for HIM? |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
1513 |
Now if only something could be done about the taxes part. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1514 |
He finally lived up to his name. |
1.3561 |
0.05498 |
132 |
96 |
25 |
11 |
1515 |
I think his job finally took a toll on him. |
1.3561 |
0.05060 |
132 |
92 |
33 |
7 |
1516 |
I always liked him in that suit |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1517 |
Well, I guess that just leaves taxes. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1518 |
He looks so ironic. |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
1519 |
I think we're going to need new wedding vows. |
1.3561 |
0.05060 |
132 |
92 |
33 |
7 |
1520 |
He looks the same. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1521 |
Don't get too close. It might be a trap. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1522 |
He looked grimmer in real life. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1523 |
Another suicide, but at least he died doing what he loved. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1524 |
Truth be told, I'm glad he went first. |
1.3561 |
0.05060 |
132 |
92 |
33 |
7 |
1525 |
I see he's taking his scythe with him. Who got the hourglass? |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1526 |
Now that just leaves Taxes. |
1.3561 |
0.04944 |
132 |
91 |
35 |
6 |
1527 |
I guess women really do live longer. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1528 |
So now your mother's going to live with us forever? |
1.3561 |
0.05498 |
132 |
96 |
25 |
11 |
1529 |
I can't believe it. He was so excited about Trump. |
1.3561 |
0.05498 |
132 |
96 |
25 |
11 |
1530 |
Surely self-inflicted. |
1.3561 |
0.05060 |
132 |
92 |
33 |
7 |
1531 |
I told him not to eat the salmon mousse. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1532 |
Toughest whodunit ever. |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
1533 |
No reason not to book that cruise now, I guess. |
1.3561 |
0.04944 |
132 |
91 |
35 |
6 |
1534 |
Ironic. |
1.3561 |
0.05060 |
132 |
92 |
33 |
7 |
1535 |
Well, I guess we're stuck with each other... |
1.3561 |
0.05060 |
132 |
92 |
33 |
7 |
1536 |
What about taxes? |
1.3561 |
0.05060 |
132 |
92 |
33 |
7 |
1537 |
I told him, what goes around comes around. |
1.3561 |
0.05498 |
132 |
96 |
25 |
11 |
1538 |
You free this weekend ? My calendar just opened up. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
1539 |
He shouldn't have taken his work home with him. |
1.3561 |
0.05704 |
132 |
98 |
21 |
13 |
1540 |
It had to be a suicide. |
1.3561 |
0.06001 |
132 |
101 |
15 |
16 |
1541 |
What was he doing at a tanning salon? |
1.3556 |
0.05511 |
135 |
99 |
24 |
12 |
1542 |
Come to think of it, he'd been looking kind of grim lately. |
1.3556 |
0.05094 |
135 |
95 |
32 |
8 |
1543 |
Does this mean we have to stay old forever? |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
1544 |
Never take a hoodie and a scythe to an NRA rally. |
1.3556 |
0.05094 |
135 |
95 |
32 |
8 |
1545 |
That just leaves taxes. |
1.3556 |
0.05610 |
135 |
100 |
22 |
13 |
1546 |
About time.... |
1.3556 |
0.05094 |
135 |
95 |
32 |
8 |
1547 |
Overworked, most likely... |
1.3556 |
0.04984 |
135 |
94 |
34 |
7 |
1548 |
Yeah, well, he had it coming. |
1.3548 |
0.05515 |
124 |
89 |
26 |
9 |
1549 |
He should have stuck with sowing. |
1.3548 |
0.05972 |
124 |
93 |
18 |
13 |
1550 |
He reaped a lot more than he sowed! |
1.3543 |
0.05648 |
127 |
93 |
23 |
11 |
1551 |
The mortician did a beautiful job. He looks positively deathlike! |
1.3543 |
0.05537 |
127 |
92 |
25 |
10 |
1552 |
Meta. |
1.3540 |
0.05611 |
113 |
80 |
26 |
7 |
1553 |
Doris, don't be so hard on yourself. It was either you or him. |
1.3538 |
0.05554 |
130 |
95 |
24 |
11 |
1554 |
I guess you reap what you reap! |
1.3538 |
0.05335 |
130 |
93 |
28 |
9 |
1555 |
He worked himself to the bone. |
1.3538 |
0.05106 |
130 |
91 |
32 |
7 |
1556 |
I guess it was easier than tax reform. |
1.3538 |
0.05222 |
130 |
92 |
30 |
8 |
1557 |
I guess we don't have to be vegan anymore. |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
1558 |
I know people say this all the time, but he really does look just like he’s sleeping… |
1.3538 |
0.05335 |
130 |
93 |
28 |
9 |
1559 |
The bastard. We were almost there. |
1.3534 |
0.05358 |
133 |
96 |
27 |
10 |
1560 |
Yes, but at least he died doing what he loved. (note: any potential credit goes to my 16-year-old son, Asa Kittner. (I blame his father). This is his submission, not mine. |
1.3534 |
0.05566 |
133 |
98 |
23 |
12 |
1561 |
Who did it? |
1.3534 |
0.05140 |
133 |
94 |
31 |
8 |
1562 |
How’s our retirement savings? |
1.3534 |
0.05566 |
133 |
98 |
23 |
12 |
1563 |
The one job he had and he didn't do that right. |
1.3534 |
0.05566 |
133 |
98 |
23 |
12 |
1564 |
You reap what you sow. |
1.3534 |
0.05140 |
133 |
94 |
31 |
8 |
1565 |
They made him look so grim. |
1.3534 |
0.05767 |
133 |
100 |
19 |
14 |
1566 |
I'll bet he didn't have life insurance. |
1.3529 |
0.05376 |
136 |
99 |
26 |
11 |
1567 |
When it came down to Death or Taxes, you knew how it was going to end…. |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
1568 |
Apparently, he was taking a selfie. |
1.3520 |
0.05112 |
125 |
87 |
32 |
6 |
1569 |
I warned him about bringing his work home with him. |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
1570 |
Not surprising. He lived by the scythe. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1571 |
I guess we’re safe now. Old, but safe! |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
1572 |
I think the funeral home make up folks did the best they could; especially considering he didn’t have much of a face to begin with. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1573 |
Do you think we can get a refund on those plots? |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
1574 |
Looks like we're off the hook. |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1575 |
I blame the N.R.A. He was just overworked. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
1576 |
I wonder how this effects our pension? |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1577 |
It's all fun and games until someone trips on their scythe . . . |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1578 |
It was self-inflicted. |
1.3516 |
0.05826 |
128 |
96 |
19 |
13 |
1579 |
Don't get too close honey, it may be a trap! |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1580 |
I hear he didn't escape taxes, either. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1581 |
He was in a dead end job |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
1582 |
All that money wasted on our life insurance! |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
1583 |
That mortician promised "life-Like" but he looks like death warmed over |
1.3516 |
0.05826 |
128 |
96 |
19 |
13 |
1584 |
I'm telling you he worked himself to death. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
1585 |
If you can't beat 'em... |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1586 |
Now we'll have to completely re-think our retirement plan. |
1.3516 |
0.05033 |
128 |
89 |
33 |
6 |
1587 |
I always wondered what happened to Steve Bannon. |
1.3516 |
0.05931 |
128 |
97 |
17 |
14 |
1588 |
I'm not surprised. The last time I saw him, he looked like death. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1589 |
And my last words to him were that he looked like death itself. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1590 |
Well, at least we can still be certain about taxes |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1591 |
The new One is coming with a lawn mower... |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
1592 |
Who knew about the Grimmer Reaper? |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
1593 |
Irony's a bitch. |
1.3516 |
0.05033 |
128 |
89 |
33 |
6 |
1594 |
Halloween just won't be the same. |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
1595 |
Things are looking up. |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1596 |
I thought our IRA was OK, but this changes everything. |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1597 |
You're right, he does look warmed over. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
1598 |
Nobody's laughing, dear, and Luke needs the scythe back; it's harvest time |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
1599 |
Take it from me—he's never looked better. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
1600 |
I will miss your mother. |
1.3516 |
0.05826 |
128 |
96 |
19 |
13 |
1601 |
Who knew? The black hoodie. The long coat. The shiny blade. It could have been anyone at the mall. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1602 |
What kind of schmuck insists on spending eternity in his Halloween costume? |
1.3516 |
0.05033 |
128 |
89 |
33 |
6 |
1603 |
If only he'd had a gun... |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
1604 |
But we didn’t get to tell you about our GREAT-grandchildren. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1605 |
Sad.... Who will take over the family business now that he is gone and none of his kids are interested? |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1606 |
More than anyone, he should have known that you can't take it with you. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
1607 |
He got too caught up in his work |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
1608 |
He wasn't expecting this ... he recently had his blade sharpened. |
1.3516 |
0.05154 |
128 |
90 |
31 |
7 |
1609 |
With health care going the way it is, he said that he really wasn't needed anymore. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1610 |
He never should have allowed Steve Bannon to touch him. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
1611 |
He died the way he lived. |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
1612 |
Big deal. There's still taxes. |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
1613 |
Does this mean we can stop paying our life insurance premiums? |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1614 |
Serves the bastard right. |
1.3516 |
0.05826 |
128 |
96 |
19 |
13 |
1615 |
I guess Trump was just too much. |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
1616 |
I guess that just leaves taxes now. |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1617 |
This is going to kill the funeral home business |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
1618 |
How will we tell our kids we’re never going to die? |
1.3516 |
0.05826 |
128 |
96 |
19 |
13 |
1619 |
I think he would have liked this. |
1.3516 |
0.05154 |
128 |
90 |
31 |
7 |
1620 |
His job really got to him, didn't it? |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1621 |
You mean I have to live with this arthritis forever?!? |
1.3516 |
0.05154 |
128 |
90 |
31 |
7 |
1622 |
I think this means you can stop paying your life insurance premiums |
1.3516 |
0.05154 |
128 |
90 |
31 |
7 |
1623 |
If only we could cheat taxes. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
1624 |
good at chess, but Russian roulette wasn't his game |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1625 |
Somehow, I never thought of him as someone with a sense of irony. |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
1626 |
I still say he's faking it. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
1627 |
OK, Death's gone. How should we kill Taxes? |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1628 |
Looks like someone shot the messenger. |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
1629 |
Weird, he was always after me about smoking. |
1.3511 |
0.05189 |
131 |
93 |
30 |
8 |
1630 |
I'm guessing there won't be a eulogy. |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
1631 |
Looks like he worked himself to death. |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
1632 |
They did a good job on him. |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
1633 |
He looks more Surprised than Grim. |
1.3511 |
0.05727 |
131 |
98 |
20 |
13 |
1634 |
You think the population explosion is bad now, just wait. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1635 |
The death of irony |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
1636 |
He's in a better place now. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1637 |
Great...I guess I'm stuck with you. |
1.3511 |
0.05623 |
131 |
97 |
22 |
12 |
1638 |
Never thought I’d live to see the day! |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
1639 |
We're off the hook until a replacement is named. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1640 |
I begged him to quit smoking. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
1641 |
Clear evidence that what goes around, comes around. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1642 |
It’s too bad this didn’t happen when we were younger. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1643 |
Guess the decision of how to dress the deceased was not difficult. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1644 |
I guess we should have saved more for immortality. |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
1645 |
Death of death... ? is this a joke by Godel, Escher or Bach? |
1.3492 |
0.05203 |
126 |
89 |
30 |
7 |
1646 |
He was so literal. |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
1647 |
I guess we're stuck with each other forever, now. |
1.3492 |
0.05781 |
126 |
94 |
20 |
12 |
1648 |
He lived for work. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1649 |
Wow! I guess the end of Obamacare has far more reaching implications than I imagined. |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
1650 |
Oh No! If one of them had to go, why couldn’t it have been Taxes! |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
1651 |
He wasn't expecting a mirror. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1652 |
They say he went through hell. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1653 |
They say he slipped in the tub. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1654 |
The doctor said his chances were grim. |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
1655 |
The real irony is he worked for the I.R.S. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1656 |
They say Steve Bannon got him. |
1.3492 |
0.05203 |
126 |
89 |
30 |
7 |
1657 |
I suppose he was dead on arrival. |
1.3492 |
0.05203 |
126 |
89 |
30 |
7 |
1658 |
He winked. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1659 |
He died doing what he loved most. |
1.3492 |
0.04953 |
126 |
87 |
34 |
5 |
1660 |
Is he in a better place now? |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1661 |
That's going to be a tough position to fill |
1.3492 |
0.05203 |
126 |
89 |
30 |
7 |
1662 |
That was Bernice. Always had to show everybody she was in control. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1663 |
He died of supernatural causes. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1664 |
So now we know.....there's no life after death. |
1.3492 |
0.06102 |
126 |
97 |
14 |
15 |
1665 |
Know what this means, Harold? We'll be miserable together forever. |
1.3492 |
0.05781 |
126 |
94 |
20 |
12 |
1666 |
Couldn't cover his copay. |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
1667 |
Don't feel so sad, he brought it on himself. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1668 |
He looks like death warmed over. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1669 |
I suppose in the end, he reaped what he sowed. |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
1670 |
We always bump into him at these things. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1671 |
I don't like the undertaker's sense of humor, but he was cheap. |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
1672 |
Damnit Alfred, when I said “til death do us part,” I didn’t figure this would happen. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1673 |
It was either him or me. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1674 |
I heard he knocked on his own door. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
1675 |
Who do you think came to collect him? |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
1676 |
He changed so many lives. |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
1677 |
I told him not to mess with me. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1678 |
He kept the lawn so nice. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1679 |
Do you think the job killed him? |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
1680 |
Now you know how it feels |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
1681 |
I thought he was already dead ! |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1682 |
Gee. I wonder if he saw that coming? |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1683 |
Finally. |
1.3492 |
0.05203 |
126 |
89 |
30 |
7 |
1684 |
It's especially sad for cartoonists. |
1.3492 |
0.05203 |
126 |
89 |
30 |
7 |
1685 |
I guess this leaves us with taxes. |
1.3492 |
0.05781 |
126 |
94 |
20 |
12 |
1686 |
Wait! So the only thing certain now is taxes? |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
1687 |
He never missed a day of work. That's probably what killed him. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
1688 |
Who's Trump going to replace him with? |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
1689 |
He always was a bit preoccupied with death. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
1690 |
They did a great job. So lifelike. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
1691 |
Sad really, he was survived by no one. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
1692 |
How much do we have in savings? |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
1693 |
I heard his work finally did him in. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
1694 |
So we'll live forever now? I want a divorce. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
1695 |
After years of therapy, he finally found himself |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
1696 |
He looks pretty grim. |
1.3488 |
0.05891 |
129 |
98 |
17 |
14 |
1697 |
I guess you reap what you reap! |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
1698 |
He didn't know it was a mirror. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
1699 |
The irony of this is inescapable. |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
1700 |
He still looks so deathlike. |
1.3488 |
0.05787 |
129 |
97 |
19 |
13 |
1701 |
I guess somebody did not to go gently. |
1.3485 |
0.05587 |
132 |
98 |
22 |
12 |
1702 |
He works from home now |
1.3468 |
0.05844 |
124 |
93 |
19 |
12 |
1703 |
I told him his job would kill him. |
1.3468 |
0.05377 |
124 |
89 |
27 |
8 |
1704 |
They did a terrible job- he looks like Death warmed over! |
1.3468 |
0.05844 |
124 |
93 |
19 |
12 |
1705 |
Guy never paid any taxes and bragged he was the only certain thing. |
1.3468 |
0.05731 |
124 |
92 |
21 |
11 |
1706 |
We should call Dave at Morgan Stanley on Monday. I assume we'll live forever now. |
1.3468 |
0.05615 |
124 |
91 |
23 |
10 |
1707 |
I guess it's just taxes now. |
1.3468 |
0.05615 |
124 |
91 |
23 |
10 |
1708 |
No more Death...wow. Now I really want a divorce. |
1.3468 |
0.05497 |
124 |
90 |
25 |
9 |
1709 |
Amazing! He looks so dead... |
1.3468 |
0.05844 |
124 |
93 |
19 |
12 |
1710 |
His brother the Happy Reaper is taking his place. |
1.3468 |
0.05377 |
124 |
89 |
27 |
8 |
1711 |
He was always big on DIY |
1.3468 |
0.05127 |
124 |
87 |
31 |
6 |
1712 |
Does this mean we're doomed to live forever? |
1.3468 |
0.05497 |
124 |
90 |
25 |
9 |
1713 |
Now we can all breathe a scythe of relief. |
1.3468 |
0.05615 |
124 |
91 |
23 |
10 |
1714 |
If I knew it would make us immortal, I would have done this sooner. |
1.3468 |
0.05615 |
124 |
91 |
23 |
10 |
1715 |
He ran Grim Reaper Farm Implements--'one scythe fits all.' |
1.3468 |
0.05955 |
124 |
94 |
17 |
13 |
1716 |
Such a shame. He doesn't look a day over eternity. |
1.3468 |
0.05497 |
124 |
90 |
25 |
9 |
1717 |
I told him not to run with a scythe. |
1.3468 |
0.05497 |
124 |
90 |
25 |
9 |
1718 |
As neighbors go, he kept strange hours but was quiet and kept the rodent population down |
1.3468 |
0.05377 |
124 |
89 |
27 |
8 |
1719 |
Unfortunately, he is survived by Taxes |
1.3468 |
0.05377 |
124 |
89 |
27 |
8 |
1720 |
Does this mean only taxes are now certain? |
1.3468 |
0.05844 |
124 |
93 |
19 |
12 |
1721 |
It seems like everyone is into performance art these days. |
1.3468 |
0.05127 |
124 |
87 |
31 |
6 |
1722 |
He was always so sure of himself, and taxes. |
1.3468 |
0.05844 |
124 |
93 |
19 |
12 |
1723 |
The homily was interesting; I had no idea he was raised Episcopalian. |
1.3468 |
0.05615 |
124 |
91 |
23 |
10 |
1724 |
BAD BAD KARMA!!! |
1.3468 |
0.05377 |
124 |
89 |
27 |
8 |
1725 |
Do we still have to file taxes? |
1.3468 |
0.05497 |
124 |
90 |
25 |
9 |
1726 |
Isn't that redundant..... |
1.3468 |
0.05497 |
124 |
90 |
25 |
9 |
1727 |
He does look like Death warmed over. |
1.3468 |
0.05731 |
124 |
92 |
21 |
11 |
1728 |
I guess you really do reap what you sow... |
1.3468 |
0.05377 |
124 |
89 |
27 |
8 |
1729 |
He was predeceased by numerous souls according to the obit. |
1.3468 |
0.05844 |
124 |
93 |
19 |
12 |
1730 |
I wonder if he saw this coming? |
1.3468 |
0.05253 |
124 |
88 |
29 |
7 |
1731 |
Do we need to still file our taxes? |
1.3468 |
0.05615 |
124 |
91 |
23 |
10 |
1732 |
Does this mean we have to live forever? |
1.3468 |
0.05731 |
124 |
92 |
21 |
11 |
1733 |
Wow! He looks like death. How long have you been waiting to say THAT? |
1.3468 |
0.05253 |
124 |
88 |
29 |
7 |
1734 |
He died doing exactly the thing he lived for. |
1.3468 |
0.05615 |
124 |
91 |
23 |
10 |
1735 |
He loved irony. |
1.3468 |
0.05253 |
124 |
88 |
29 |
7 |
1736 |
Our retirement fund needs a longer term strategy. |
1.3468 |
0.05844 |
124 |
93 |
19 |
12 |
1737 |
Well Harry, it looks like until death do us part just went out the window. |
1.3468 |
0.04997 |
124 |
86 |
33 |
5 |
1738 |
Looks like we just bought some time. |
1.3468 |
0.04997 |
124 |
86 |
33 |
5 |
1739 |
For him, it's a busman's holiday. |
1.3468 |
0.04997 |
124 |
86 |
33 |
5 |
1740 |
He went before his time. |
1.3468 |
0.05497 |
124 |
90 |
25 |
9 |
1741 |
Any news on who's going to take his place? |
1.3468 |
0.04728 |
124 |
84 |
37 |
3 |
1742 |
He's probably not going to a better place. |
1.3468 |
0.05253 |
124 |
88 |
29 |
7 |
1743 |
I think he is faking it. |
1.3468 |
0.05253 |
124 |
88 |
29 |
7 |
1744 |
They say the workload just killed him. |
1.3468 |
0.05377 |
124 |
89 |
27 |
8 |
1745 |
I never thought it would happen to him. |
1.3468 |
0.05615 |
124 |
91 |
23 |
10 |
1746 |
Well, that just shows you, there's no such thing as job security! |
1.3468 |
0.05377 |
124 |
89 |
27 |
8 |
1747 |
So I guess it’s no longer til death do us part |
1.3468 |
0.05127 |
124 |
87 |
31 |
6 |
1748 |
Looks like we're going to outlive our money. |
1.3468 |
0.05377 |
124 |
89 |
27 |
8 |
1749 |
He had to meet his daily quota |
1.3468 |
0.05731 |
124 |
92 |
21 |
11 |
1750 |
On the other hand, his lawn was always immaculate. |
1.3465 |
0.05520 |
127 |
93 |
24 |
10 |
1751 |
It looks like he finally sowed what he reaped. |
1.3465 |
0.05520 |
127 |
93 |
24 |
10 |
1752 |
I told him he'd work himself to death. |
1.3465 |
0.05289 |
127 |
91 |
28 |
8 |
1753 |
I always thought he would bury us all. |
1.3465 |
0.05520 |
127 |
93 |
24 |
10 |
1754 |
It's a little too self-referential, don't you think? |
1.3465 |
0.05289 |
127 |
91 |
28 |
8 |
1755 |
I feel guilty. We have cheated him a few times.. |
1.3465 |
0.05169 |
127 |
90 |
30 |
7 |
1756 |
Thanks, OBAMA. |
1.3462 |
0.05537 |
130 |
96 |
23 |
11 |
1757 |
Better tell the kids to forget about any inheritance. |
1.3462 |
0.04970 |
130 |
91 |
33 |
6 |
1758 |
This is just another one of his ridiculous 'empathy' exercises. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
1759 |
Poor devil...and just when business was booming. |
1.3445 |
0.05395 |
119 |
85 |
27 |
7 |
1760 |
It was a dying profession anyway. |
1.3445 |
0.05526 |
119 |
86 |
25 |
8 |
1761 |
Well, I DID think he was pretty good in that old Bergman movie. |
1.3445 |
0.05395 |
119 |
85 |
27 |
7 |
1762 |
And then after showing him all my pictures, we talked bunions and incontinence. He seemed a little tired. |
1.3445 |
0.05262 |
119 |
84 |
29 |
6 |
1763 |
It's sad, but times change. He couldn't compete with Monsanto. |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
1764 |
He had been very overworked. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1765 |
I bet he was a smoker |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
1766 |
Heart attack…didn’t realize he was looking in the mirror. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
1767 |
If this is your idea of taking a holiday, it's in very bad taste. |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
1768 |
I told you not to buy more life insurance. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1769 |
If this is your calling, fine. But, you're going to have to move out and get your own place. |
1.3443 |
0.04907 |
122 |
84 |
34 |
4 |
1770 |
So I guess you really can't take it with you. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
1771 |
Well, this is certainly grim. |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1772 |
They made him look so death-like! |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
1773 |
It looks we are going to be married longer than expected |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1774 |
I think I’m going ahead with that skull trephining double lung transplant gender reassignment surgery. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
1775 |
Seems he reaped what he sowed. |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1776 |
God, now who do we blame? |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1777 |
It always hits the ones you least expect. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1778 |
Next it'll be taxes. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1779 |
Well, he reaped what he sowed. |
1.3443 |
0.05909 |
122 |
92 |
18 |
12 |
1780 |
Doesn't he look unnatural? |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1781 |
He told me that learning to juggle would lighten his mood and help with his posture. |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1782 |
So where do you think the White House is looking for his replacement? |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1783 |
So where does that leave taxes? |
1.3443 |
0.04907 |
122 |
84 |
34 |
4 |
1784 |
Quit it, Harold, that's not funny. |
1.3443 |
0.05175 |
122 |
86 |
30 |
6 |
1785 |
I told him not to run with a scythe. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1786 |
Don’t run with scissors, I said |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
1787 |
The irony of this kills me |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1788 |
Apparently he wasn't grim enough. |
1.3443 |
0.05043 |
122 |
85 |
32 |
5 |
1789 |
He just doomed us all to life |
1.3443 |
0.05909 |
122 |
92 |
18 |
12 |
1790 |
He looks like hell. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1791 |
I guess you reap what you sow. |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
1792 |
He looks so . . . unnatural |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
1793 |
I heard it was suicide. |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1794 |
Poor Uncle Lou looks like Death. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1795 |
I guess we can cancel that life insurance policy now. |
1.3443 |
0.05175 |
122 |
86 |
30 |
6 |
1796 |
I expected this would happen after the death of irony. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
1797 |
If this means no more deaths, they'll cut our Social Security. |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
1798 |
He becomes himself. |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
1799 |
And I was just playing chess with him the other day. |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1800 |
You're wrong Henry. I'm sure that's not my mother. |
1.3443 |
0.05175 |
122 |
86 |
30 |
6 |
1801 |
Well, that will teach him for touching himself. |
1.3443 |
0.05909 |
122 |
92 |
18 |
12 |
1802 |
Terrible workplace accident, I heard. |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
1803 |
Ed, I must say...they really did a nice job capturing the essence of your mother. |
1.3443 |
0.05554 |
122 |
89 |
24 |
9 |
1804 |
Would this be a murder or a suicide? |
1.3443 |
0.05175 |
122 |
86 |
30 |
6 |
1805 |
He always came to bridge parties with a new partner. |
1.3443 |
0.05175 |
122 |
86 |
30 |
6 |
1806 |
Great. Now who's going to come get us? |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
1807 |
I still have his casserole dish from Thanksgiving dinner. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1808 |
This is really going to stretch our retirement portfolio. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1809 |
I thought you said his name was Tim Reaper? |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1810 |
Does this mean we'll outlive our 401K? |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1811 |
Do you think we still have to file our taxes? |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
1812 |
I never met him. |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
1813 |
We can stop taking our meds. |
1.3443 |
0.05305 |
122 |
87 |
28 |
7 |
1814 |
You know what they say about Karma. |
1.3443 |
0.05175 |
122 |
86 |
30 |
6 |
1815 |
First God Now death. What's next? Taxes? |
1.3440 |
0.05093 |
125 |
88 |
31 |
6 |
1816 |
It's sad, he took his own death. |
1.3440 |
0.05460 |
125 |
91 |
25 |
9 |
1817 |
He inspired so many people. |
1.3440 |
0.05341 |
125 |
90 |
27 |
8 |
1818 |
Hey, that's not Grim! That's Phil Reaper. |
1.3440 |
0.05577 |
125 |
92 |
23 |
10 |
1819 |
Trump replaced him. |
1.3440 |
0.05341 |
125 |
90 |
27 |
8 |
1820 |
I told you not to introduce him to your mother. |
1.3440 |
0.05460 |
125 |
91 |
25 |
9 |
1821 |
Shame; he took himself too soon... |
1.3440 |
0.05577 |
125 |
92 |
23 |
10 |
1822 |
Morty always was such a card. |
1.3419 |
0.05967 |
117 |
88 |
18 |
11 |
1823 |
Well, I guess what goes around comes around. |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
1824 |
So he finally took a holiday |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
1825 |
Not fair! They wouldn't let Bob take his golf clubs with him. |
1.3417 |
0.05358 |
120 |
86 |
27 |
7 |
1826 |
Death just lost its meaning for him. |
1.3417 |
0.05225 |
120 |
85 |
29 |
6 |
1827 |
I heard he didn't want to pay his taxes. |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
1828 |
Martha, I say we go ahead with that kitchen remodel. |
1.3417 |
0.05613 |
120 |
88 |
23 |
9 |
1829 |
I suppose we'll have to start being nice to each other. |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
1830 |
They say he committed scythecide. |
1.3417 |
0.05976 |
120 |
91 |
17 |
12 |
1831 |
Dramatic -- right to the end. |
1.3417 |
0.05358 |
120 |
86 |
27 |
7 |
1832 |
He looks right at home. |
1.3417 |
0.05736 |
120 |
89 |
21 |
10 |
1833 |
I said don't look, I still say it's a trick. |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
1834 |
Apparently he looked in the mirror and scared himself to himself |
1.3417 |
0.05736 |
120 |
89 |
21 |
10 |
1835 |
I have mixed feelings about this. |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
1836 |
With Trump as President and Weinstein outed, he just lost his zest for life. |
1.3417 |
0.05857 |
120 |
90 |
19 |
11 |
1837 |
If this doesn't confirm the saying, "We all have to go sometime," then nothing will. |
1.3417 |
0.05358 |
120 |
86 |
27 |
7 |
1838 |
This is so meta. |
1.3417 |
0.05736 |
120 |
89 |
21 |
10 |
1839 |
Is this a joke? |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
1840 |
At least, now, he’s probably in a better place. Norway. |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
1841 |
I wish he'd expired when we were in our thirties. Who wants eternity at our age? |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
1842 |
Well, it's not as grim as I thought it would be... |
1.3415 |
0.05636 |
123 |
91 |
22 |
10 |
1843 |
Drat! I was counting on him to do us part. |
1.3415 |
0.05516 |
123 |
90 |
24 |
9 |
1844 |
He sowed what he reaped. |
1.3415 |
0.05867 |
123 |
93 |
18 |
12 |
1845 |
So the reports were not greatly exaggerated. |
1.3415 |
0.05516 |
123 |
90 |
24 |
9 |
1846 |
He's always one step ahead of everyone. |
1.3415 |
0.05269 |
123 |
88 |
28 |
7 |
1847 |
It's all so terribly redundant. |
1.3415 |
0.05010 |
123 |
86 |
32 |
5 |
1848 |
In the final analysis, his career really defined him. |
1.3415 |
0.05141 |
123 |
87 |
30 |
6 |
1849 |
Funny I always thought he would out live us all. |
1.3415 |
0.05141 |
123 |
87 |
30 |
6 |
1850 |
Black always was his color. |
1.3415 |
0.04446 |
123 |
82 |
40 |
1 |
1851 |
"I suppose this makes us the 'Grim Weepers' ". |
1.3415 |
0.05636 |
123 |
91 |
22 |
10 |
1852 |
The scythe is a bit of overkill, don't you think? |
1.3415 |
0.05394 |
123 |
89 |
26 |
8 |
1853 |
He truly lived for his work. |
1.3413 |
0.05539 |
126 |
93 |
23 |
10 |
1854 |
He's a dead ringer for his father. |
1.3390 |
0.05544 |
118 |
86 |
24 |
8 |
1855 |
Rest in Peace Mr. Bannon |
1.3390 |
0.05544 |
118 |
86 |
24 |
8 |
1856 |
Time is no longer of the essence. |
1.3390 |
0.05412 |
118 |
85 |
26 |
7 |
1857 |
He was absolutely phenomenal in "The Seventh Seal. |
1.3390 |
0.05544 |
118 |
86 |
24 |
8 |
1858 |
Does that mean he's actually alive? Double negative, right? |
1.3390 |
0.05412 |
118 |
85 |
26 |
7 |
1859 |
Maybe there really is death after death. |
1.3390 |
0.05277 |
118 |
84 |
28 |
6 |
1860 |
We don't have to be afraid to answer the door anymore! |
1.3388 |
0.05933 |
121 |
92 |
17 |
12 |
1861 |
Live by the scythe... |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
1862 |
He always did love dressing the part. |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
1863 |
We bought him that outfit for Halloween one year--remember? |
1.3362 |
0.05736 |
116 |
86 |
21 |
9 |
1864 |
Yes, I agree. We should give him a good deal on the casket. I would hate to be accused of CHEATING death. |
1.3362 |
0.05329 |
116 |
83 |
27 |
6 |
1865 |
FAKE DEATH! |
1.3362 |
0.05468 |
116 |
84 |
25 |
7 |
1866 |
But doesn't he look good. |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
1867 |
Of all people. |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
1868 |
Funny, He never saw it coming. |
1.3361 |
0.06000 |
119 |
91 |
16 |
12 |
1869 |
It's about damn time. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
1870 |
Reap no more! |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
1871 |
Still so grim |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
1872 |
It kills me to see him like this |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
1873 |
Well, at least taxes are still certain. |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
1874 |
He hasn't looked this good in centuries. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
1875 |
Well, Grandma DID have a flair for the dramatic... |
1.3361 |
0.06118 |
119 |
92 |
14 |
13 |
1876 |
He always thought it could never happen to him. |
1.3361 |
0.04961 |
119 |
83 |
32 |
4 |
1877 |
What's next. No taxes? |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
1878 |
"He always had a death wish". |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
1879 |
I didn't even know he had retired! |
1.3361 |
0.05102 |
119 |
84 |
30 |
5 |
1880 |
Well, this is the last funeral we'll ever go to. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
1881 |
In your eulogy, don't mention his deadpan sense of humor. |
1.3361 |
0.05102 |
119 |
84 |
30 |
5 |
1882 |
Good work, Smithers. Now see what you can do about taxes. |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
1883 |
Who do you suppose the soul executor is? |
1.3361 |
0.04815 |
119 |
82 |
34 |
3 |
1884 |
He hasn't been warmed over yet! |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
1885 |
Let's not let celebrity endorsements affect our purchase decision. |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
1886 |
You now, he actually does look grim.... |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
1887 |
He had a steady job, he was respected, I don't know why he gave it all up to 'find himself.' |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
1888 |
‘Great, all those years of paying into life insurance was for nothing.’ |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
1889 |
One scythe fits all. |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
1890 |
We will miss him, thankfully. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
1891 |
The irony is Grim. He reaped what he sowed. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
1892 |
He wouldn't have wanted it any other way. |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
1893 |
He looks like life warmed over. |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
1894 |
It's always about him. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
1895 |
Seems redundant. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
1896 |
What do you think this means for our retirement plan? |
1.3361 |
0.04961 |
119 |
83 |
32 |
4 |
1897 |
He doesn't look all that grim. They did a nice job with him. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
1898 |
" So we finally beat death, now what ? |
1.3361 |
0.05102 |
119 |
84 |
30 |
5 |
1899 |
Does this mean I'm married to you for eternity? |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
1900 |
I knew his job would kill him |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
1901 |
Now who’s gonna visit us? |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
1902 |
Makes you wonder what in Hell he's going to do there. |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
1903 |
We need to sell the business before someone finds out. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
1904 |
Looks like not fixing the railing on the front porch was a good idea. |
1.3361 |
0.05240 |
119 |
85 |
28 |
6 |
1905 |
So now who’s got the last laugh? |
1.3361 |
0.05880 |
119 |
90 |
18 |
11 |
1906 |
Well, frankly, we're all relieved. |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
1907 |
I don’t know why, but I always thought that I’d be the one to go first. |
1.3361 |
0.04599 |
122 |
83 |
37 |
2 |
1908 |
It was the salmon mousse. |
1.3333 |
0.05150 |
117 |
83 |
29 |
5 |
1909 |
They say you reap what you reap... |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1910 |
This will give us a little more time. |
1.3333 |
0.05150 |
117 |
83 |
29 |
5 |
1911 |
He looks so young. |
1.3333 |
0.05694 |
117 |
87 |
21 |
9 |
1912 |
You might not believe it, but it has seven cup holders. |
1.3333 |
0.06070 |
117 |
90 |
15 |
12 |
1913 |
They are going to have a hell of a time closing the casket. |
1.3333 |
0.05291 |
117 |
84 |
27 |
6 |
1914 |
The flu was really contagious this season |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1915 |
Does this mean we have to stay in The Villages for eternity? |
1.3333 |
0.05291 |
117 |
84 |
27 |
6 |
1916 |
Shhhh, don't wake him up. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1917 |
Never bring your work home with you. |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1918 |
I warned him that job would be the death of him. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1919 |
I always told him his work would be the death of him. |
1.3333 |
0.05947 |
117 |
89 |
17 |
11 |
1920 |
The irony is killing me. |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1921 |
I hope this doesn't mean we live forever. |
1.3333 |
0.05291 |
117 |
84 |
27 |
6 |
1922 |
If you say, "He looks so natural," one more time it's going to be you in that box. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1923 |
He didn't even own a decent suit? |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1924 |
He never did learn to sow. |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1925 |
Well, that's not going to be good for business! |
1.3333 |
0.06070 |
117 |
90 |
15 |
12 |
1926 |
We told him it was a dead end job. |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1927 |
You think that he would have put up more of a struggle. |
1.3333 |
0.04542 |
117 |
79 |
37 |
1 |
1928 |
OSHA'S gonna have a field day with this one. |
1.3333 |
0.05150 |
117 |
83 |
29 |
5 |
1929 |
Oh my, Ned, they did such a good job. So lifelike! |
1.3333 |
0.06070 |
117 |
90 |
15 |
12 |
1930 |
What a shame. I was dying to meet him. |
1.3333 |
0.05291 |
117 |
84 |
27 |
6 |
1931 |
I always thought we would go before him. |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1932 |
I told Harry that was a bad Halloween costume. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1933 |
To their horror, Mildred and Seymour come to realize their relationship has outlived irony. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1934 |
He died as he lived. |
1.3333 |
0.05694 |
117 |
87 |
21 |
9 |
1935 |
This one in particular has me feeling old. |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1936 |
You can't reap forever. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1937 |
We really need to widen our circle of friends |
1.3333 |
0.05694 |
117 |
87 |
21 |
9 |
1938 |
Looks like the Reaper didn’t know about Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law...... |
1.3333 |
0.05947 |
117 |
89 |
17 |
11 |
1939 |
How many times did I say, "Howard, this cosplay obsession will end badly?" |
1.3333 |
0.05694 |
117 |
87 |
21 |
9 |
1940 |
I don't see the irony. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1941 |
Somehow, Putin got to him. |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1942 |
I dare you to kiss him. |
1.3333 |
0.05694 |
117 |
87 |
21 |
9 |
1943 |
If I told him once, I told him a million times, that his job would be the death of him. |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1944 |
Why couldn't this happen when I was in my 20's? |
1.3333 |
0.05822 |
117 |
88 |
19 |
10 |
1945 |
His expression is grim. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1946 |
So, how's it feel to be on the receiving end? |
1.3333 |
0.04702 |
117 |
80 |
35 |
2 |
1947 |
It couldn't have happened to a better guy. |
1.3333 |
0.05694 |
117 |
87 |
21 |
9 |
1948 |
At least we can still count on taxes. . . |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1949 |
He’s never looked so good. |
1.3333 |
0.05563 |
117 |
86 |
23 |
8 |
1950 |
It’s called karma. |
1.3333 |
0.05694 |
117 |
87 |
21 |
9 |
1951 |
Looks like that brutal schedule of modeling for all those New Yorker cartoonists finally did him in. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1952 |
Reap no more, my darling. |
1.3333 |
0.05291 |
117 |
84 |
27 |
6 |
1953 |
That's what happens when death refuses to take a holiday |
1.3333 |
0.05005 |
117 |
82 |
31 |
4 |
1954 |
I guess they reached their quota with this administration. |
1.3333 |
0.05466 |
120 |
88 |
24 |
8 |
1955 |
We got him, but are there others? |
1.3333 |
0.05694 |
117 |
87 |
21 |
9 |
1956 |
I hate to say it, but he's never looked better. |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
1957 |
The good news is it looks like we can cash out our Life Insurance Policy. |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1958 |
I'd say he reaped what he sowed. |
1.3305 |
0.05652 |
118 |
88 |
21 |
9 |
1959 |
Well, you can't say he didn't deserve it. |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
1960 |
I guess it's true what goes around comes around. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
1961 |
I kept telling him he was working himself to death. |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
1962 |
I guess my appointment for next week is cancelled. |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
1963 |
All that's left now is taxes. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
1964 |
Does this mean we're off the hook? |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
1965 |
I wonder who called on him? |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
1966 |
Does this mean we are stuck with your mom forever? |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
1967 |
We won. |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
1968 |
Now we'll never get relief from our student loans. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
1969 |
Work was his life. |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
1970 |
Guess we'll have to find a new fear to let dictate our lives. |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
1971 |
Amazing how deathlike they managed to make him. |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
1972 |
The Zero Population Growth folks must be devastated. |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
1973 |
Well....at least we’ll always have taxes. |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
1974 |
You know what they say, you reap what you sew! |
1.3305 |
0.05903 |
118 |
90 |
17 |
11 |
1975 |
Is that a scythe in his casket, or is he glad to see us? |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
1976 |
I'm sure not going to be the one who tries to close this casket. |
1.3304 |
0.04575 |
115 |
78 |
36 |
1 |
1977 |
Ya reap what ya sow Harry, ya reap what ya sow. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
1978 |
I still can't believe it, he was always so full of life. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
1979 |
I'm not sure how to feel, to be honest. |
1.3304 |
0.05200 |
115 |
82 |
28 |
5 |
1980 |
Now that's grim! |
1.3304 |
0.05888 |
115 |
87 |
18 |
10 |
1981 |
Apparently he was overcome by people looking to escape this administration. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
1982 |
This looks like a New York Times Caption Contest |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
1983 |
'Til death do us part...well, can't count on that one anymore. |
1.3304 |
0.05888 |
115 |
87 |
18 |
10 |
1984 |
"I warned him not to confuse his sickle with his selfie-stick – but would he listen?| |
1.3304 |
0.05344 |
115 |
83 |
26 |
6 |
1985 |
He had to know you reap what you sow. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
1986 |
Well, he certainly reaped what he sewed! |
1.3304 |
0.04897 |
115 |
80 |
32 |
3 |
1987 |
It must have been self defense. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
1988 |
I think Florida was too much for him |
1.3304 |
0.05344 |
115 |
83 |
26 |
6 |
1989 |
I hope he didn't leave us anything! |
1.3304 |
0.05888 |
115 |
87 |
18 |
10 |
1990 |
Dying won't be the same anymore! |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
1991 |
I guess not even Death will do us part now |
1.3304 |
0.06264 |
115 |
90 |
12 |
13 |
1992 |
Back to work—you’re killing our business. |
1.3304 |
0.06016 |
115 |
88 |
16 |
11 |
1993 |
No, you hug him. |
1.3304 |
0.05888 |
115 |
87 |
18 |
10 |
1994 |
When he was starting out, he would kill the weeds on my lawn. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
1995 |
He made his bed, now he is lying in it. |
1.3304 |
0.05200 |
115 |
82 |
28 |
5 |
1996 |
How do we know he's not just playing dead. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
1997 |
No, you're right. It's probably not what he would've wanted… |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
1998 |
My god. He looks like death warmed over. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
1999 |
He had so much to look forward to -- the individual mandate had just been repealed. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
2000 |
They say his outlook on life was rather grim. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
2001 |
Isn't this a little redundant? |
1.3304 |
0.05200 |
115 |
82 |
28 |
5 |
2002 |
Poor guy. Lost his job to an AR-15. |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
2003 |
Don't fret dear. You still have taxes you can be certain of. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
2004 |
I'm not surprised. He looked like death. |
1.3304 |
0.05200 |
115 |
82 |
28 |
5 |
2005 |
I guess you reap what you sow. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
2006 |
It broke his heart to see technology taking over his job. |
1.3304 |
0.05200 |
115 |
82 |
28 |
5 |
2007 |
Now what ???? |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
2008 |
You should see the other guy... |
1.3304 |
0.05200 |
115 |
82 |
28 |
5 |
2009 |
Cartoonists around the world are mourning the death of a beloved cliché. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
2010 |
death becomes him don't you think? |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
2011 |
Too bad he had to deliver the message to himself. |
1.3304 |
0.05344 |
115 |
83 |
26 |
6 |
2012 |
I suppose nothing will part us now, dammit. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
2013 |
I heard he died on the job. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
2014 |
Never did find out who he was coming for. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
2015 |
He overdosed on thoughts and prayers. |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
2016 |
The irony of dying on Halloween, dressed like that. |
1.3304 |
0.05344 |
115 |
83 |
26 |
6 |
2017 |
He always loved coming to the funeral home. |
1.3304 |
0.04897 |
115 |
80 |
32 |
3 |
2018 |
Where else would he sleep? |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
2019 |
I hear he died of supernatural causes |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
2020 |
I always said he had a sick sense of humor. |
1.3304 |
0.04976 |
112 |
78 |
31 |
3 |
2021 |
Does this mean your mother is living us forever? |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
2022 |
He truly lived as he died. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
2023 |
Poor dear man! He so wanted to outlive Henry Kissinger. |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
2024 |
I told him his job was going to be the death of him. |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
2025 |
So does that mean we have to go and live forever? |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
2026 |
I guess that Death is finally taking a vacation. |
1.3276 |
0.05844 |
116 |
88 |
18 |
10 |
2027 |
There goes my guaranteed escape from a horrible marriage. |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
2028 |
We'll have to find another way out. |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
2029 |
I guess it really does come around. |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
2030 |
He didn't see this one coming. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
2031 |
You live by scythe, you die by the scythe. |
1.3276 |
0.05714 |
116 |
87 |
20 |
9 |
2032 |
His work finally did him in. |
1.3276 |
0.05714 |
116 |
87 |
20 |
9 |
2033 |
This is what happens when you arm everyone with a scythe. |
1.3276 |
0.05844 |
116 |
88 |
18 |
10 |
2034 |
Have you ever seen anything more redundant? |
1.3276 |
0.05970 |
116 |
89 |
16 |
11 |
2035 |
Bet he never saw That coming. |
1.3276 |
0.05714 |
116 |
87 |
20 |
9 |
2036 |
Gives real meaning to " Reap what you sow". |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
2037 |
He died of irony. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
2038 |
Do we still pay taxes? |
1.3276 |
0.06216 |
116 |
91 |
12 |
13 |
2039 |
Don't touch him. It's a trick. |
1.3276 |
0.05714 |
116 |
87 |
20 |
9 |
2040 |
I didn't mean to hit him that hard. I thought it was a home invasion. |
1.3276 |
0.05714 |
116 |
87 |
20 |
9 |
2041 |
And you insisted we go with a term life policy. |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
2042 |
I guess this means that now I have to put up with you...forever. |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
2043 |
I’d like to remember him how he was as a child, the Happy Reaper. |
1.3276 |
0.05844 |
116 |
88 |
18 |
10 |
2044 |
"I guess that "times up" movement really got to him |
1.3276 |
0.05714 |
116 |
87 |
20 |
9 |
2045 |
It was the job that killed him. |
1.3276 |
0.05015 |
116 |
82 |
30 |
4 |
2046 |
I guess he reaped what he sowed |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
2047 |
At least he died doing what he loved: Dying. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
2048 |
I think we should cancel our Life insurance. |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
2049 |
We’re going to need a bigger IRA |
1.3274 |
0.05684 |
113 |
84 |
21 |
8 |
2050 |
It only looks like irony is dead. |
1.3274 |
0.05399 |
113 |
82 |
25 |
6 |
2051 |
We'd better rethink that reverse mortgage |
1.3274 |
0.05250 |
113 |
81 |
27 |
5 |
2052 |
Somehow I'd pictured cremation. |
1.3274 |
0.05821 |
113 |
85 |
19 |
9 |
2053 |
Is it too late to revoke our Irrevocable Charitable Trust? |
1.3274 |
0.04940 |
113 |
79 |
31 |
3 |
2054 |
Did he believe in life after himself? |
1.3274 |
0.05399 |
113 |
82 |
25 |
6 |
2055 |
He died as he lived: Grimly. |
1.3274 |
0.05684 |
113 |
84 |
21 |
8 |
2056 |
It's like staring death in the face. |
1.3274 |
0.05821 |
113 |
85 |
19 |
9 |
2057 |
I told him he was working too hard, but did he listen? No. |
1.3274 |
0.05399 |
113 |
82 |
25 |
6 |
2058 |
I told him not to run while carrying that scythe. |
1.3274 |
0.05399 |
113 |
82 |
25 |
6 |
2059 |
Let's call Bob and tell him not to file our return yet. |
1.3274 |
0.05250 |
113 |
81 |
27 |
5 |
2060 |
The mortuary did a wonderful job. He looks so death-like. |
1.3274 |
0.05955 |
113 |
86 |
17 |
10 |
2061 |
I told him not to use it, I even bought him an electric shaver. |
1.3274 |
0.05543 |
113 |
83 |
23 |
7 |
2062 |
Certainly, it could only have been suicide. |
1.3274 |
0.05684 |
113 |
84 |
21 |
8 |
2063 |
He looks so supernatural. |
1.3274 |
0.05399 |
113 |
82 |
25 |
6 |
2064 |
We better call our financial planner. |
1.3274 |
0.05543 |
113 |
83 |
23 |
7 |
2065 |
'Turns out, it WAS the salmon mousse." |
1.3274 |
0.05543 |
113 |
83 |
23 |
7 |
2066 |
The Grim Sleeper |
1.3274 |
0.05543 |
113 |
83 |
23 |
7 |
2067 |
He was just tired of death. |
1.3273 |
0.05646 |
110 |
81 |
22 |
7 |
2068 |
Ironic, isn't it? |
1.3271 |
0.05754 |
107 |
79 |
21 |
7 |
2069 |
Take that sucker. |
1.3271 |
0.06197 |
107 |
82 |
15 |
10 |
2070 |
To me it's just overkill. |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
2071 |
It was a thankless job, but he never complained. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
2072 |
And here is our deluxe model. It comes complete with valet... |
1.3246 |
0.05641 |
114 |
85 |
21 |
8 |
2073 |
Grim, sure, but to us he'll always be just Chad. |
1.3246 |
0.05910 |
114 |
87 |
17 |
10 |
2074 |
I heard his replacement is just killing it! |
1.3246 |
0.05212 |
114 |
82 |
27 |
5 |
2075 |
You know this is gonna play hell with our retirement savings. |
1.3246 |
0.05502 |
114 |
84 |
23 |
7 |
2076 |
Well, I guess you reap what you sow. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2077 |
What comes around... |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2078 |
He had a bad heart. Maybe he should have used the weedwhacker. |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
2079 |
Steve Bannon pointed at him. |
1.3243 |
0.06160 |
111 |
86 |
14 |
11 |
2080 |
Father always had a flair for the dramatic. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2081 |
I suppose you think that’s funny, Harold. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2082 |
Well, he sowed what he reaped. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2083 |
He always was a do it yourselfer! |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2084 |
It was inevitable. I went to Taxes funeral last week. |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
2085 |
He's faking. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2086 |
I hope it's not contagious. |
1.3243 |
0.06160 |
111 |
86 |
14 |
11 |
2087 |
Well then, I guess all that leaves us is taxes |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2088 |
Kind of redundant isn't it? |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2089 |
Faker. |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
2090 |
Like they say, what goes around comes around! |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2091 |
“ And right here we have our Deluxe Model that includes concierge service”. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2092 |
Goes to show you, nobody is irreplaceable. |
1.3243 |
0.04816 |
111 |
77 |
32 |
2 |
2093 |
3. He died from sickle-cell anemia. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2094 |
Someone's going to kill for his job. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2095 |
Do you think it’ll be okay if I take up smoking again? |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
2096 |
He looks so...self-satisfied |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2097 |
Guess we should rethink our retirement plan. |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
2098 |
Another iconic celebrity whose past finally caught up with them |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2099 |
He still looks grim to me. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2100 |
He looks almost lifelike. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2101 |
Who in the hell came to collect him? |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2102 |
Not a very good job. He looks like Death. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2103 |
You always told him to wear reflective gear at night, didn't you, dear? |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
2104 |
I know I'm stating the obvious here, but at least he's in his element. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2105 |
We're going to need a longer-term retirement plan, Harold. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2106 |
I told him not to binge watch the Ingmar Bergman marathon. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2107 |
I told him this job would take its toll on him. |
1.3243 |
0.05145 |
111 |
79 |
28 |
4 |
2108 |
I told him that the tea was meant for you. |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
2109 |
You'd think they at least would have put a sport coat on him. |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
2110 |
Why are you so sure that you beat Death? Maybe I'm the one who beat Death. |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
2111 |
Does this mean we'll be together forever? |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2112 |
Heard it was death by cliche. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2113 |
Well, at least we still have taxes. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2114 |
Like I was saying, the only real certainty is taxes. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2115 |
Well Bill, it looks like you're coming out of retirement again. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2116 |
Done. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2117 |
Was that custom-made, or is it one scythe fits all? |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
2118 |
He finally reaped what he sowed. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2119 |
Ironically, no one was more surprised than he himself. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2120 |
That's the last time we let that Goth kid dress the deceased. |
1.3243 |
0.06291 |
111 |
87 |
12 |
12 |
2121 |
You'd think the undertaker could make him look a little more alive. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2122 |
Sure he falls asleep at work, but he is still our best employee hands down. |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
2123 |
He was so full of life. |
1.3243 |
0.04984 |
111 |
78 |
30 |
3 |
2124 |
I had just assumed it was Cheney... |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2125 |
And to think, I was afraid of him just yesterday. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2126 |
He’s not sleeping George, he’s waiting |
1.3243 |
0.06025 |
111 |
85 |
16 |
10 |
2127 |
I guess it's true - you reap what you sow |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2128 |
Oh my. But wasn't it just the best Halloween party? |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2129 |
It never occurred to me that suicide was even an option. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2130 |
His job finally got to him. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2131 |
Doesn't he look just like himself? |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2132 |
I never thought it was possible, but he looks better dead than alive. And that damn smirk is gone! |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2133 |
His replacement is a drone. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2134 |
Oh, how the tables have turned! |
1.3243 |
0.04984 |
111 |
78 |
30 |
3 |
2135 |
Now that's a real scythe of relief. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2136 |
I bet this isn’t the last we’ll see of him. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2137 |
They did such a good job. He looks so dead. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2138 |
He looks like himself |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2139 |
He looks just like Max von Sydow. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
2140 |
I guess we've got to cut our own wheat. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2141 |
Shut up John, this is NOT good news, not with our 401(k)! |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
2142 |
I guess he met his match! |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2143 |
That job was the death of him. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
2144 |
I guess "Until Death Do Us Part" no longer applies.... |
1.3241 |
0.05555 |
108 |
79 |
23 |
6 |
2145 |
He wanted to know how it felt. |
1.3241 |
0.05397 |
108 |
78 |
25 |
5 |
2146 |
I'm not sure we put enough away for retirement. |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
2147 |
I warned him that the NRA would work him to death. |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
2148 |
Would it be wrong to put this on my Instagram feed? |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
2149 |
Hmph! He has to make it all about him. |
1.3214 |
0.05842 |
112 |
85 |
18 |
9 |
2150 |
You know, death does become him. |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
2151 |
I can’t say I’m going to miss him |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
2152 |
Well I've seen grimmer. |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
2153 |
The closer you get, the less scary death is. |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
2154 |
Funny, I always thought I'd go first. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
2155 |
You never think it’s ever going to happen to you... |
1.3214 |
0.05107 |
112 |
80 |
28 |
4 |
2156 |
They did such a wonderful job on him - so dead-like. |
1.3214 |
0.05262 |
112 |
81 |
26 |
5 |
2157 |
A clear case of conflict of interest. |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
2158 |
It was grim. He reaped what he sowed. |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2159 |
Damnit Edna, does this mean I’m stuck with you for all eternity? |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2160 |
Well, Reap what you sow. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2161 |
I think he looks more glum than grim. |
1.3211 |
0.06097 |
109 |
84 |
15 |
10 |
2162 |
That what happens if you wear a hoodie in Florida |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2163 |
He took on the Energizer Bunny |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2164 |
This is going to be a disaster for the funeral home business. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2165 |
Well I guess it's up to us now to wreak death and destruction. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2166 |
I want a divorce now that death can't do us apart. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2167 |
Well, we still have taxes. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2168 |
The coroner said it was suicide. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2169 |
Don't wake him up. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2170 |
He reaped what he reaped. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2171 |
OK, so how did our wedding vows end again? |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2172 |
"He always had a death wish". |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2173 |
Drama queen. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2174 |
Oh, he's not dead. He's just trying some role reversal |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2175 |
No longer the messenger. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2176 |
I told you he looks like Death. |
1.3211 |
0.06097 |
109 |
84 |
15 |
10 |
2177 |
I guess there's only one thing that's certain. |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2178 |
I'm pretty sure he's faking. |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2179 |
Harry, what a beautiful job. He looks almost death-like. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2180 |
Why does he look so grim? |
1.3211 |
0.06370 |
109 |
86 |
11 |
12 |
2181 |
Great. Now what the hell is going to do us part? |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2182 |
I don’t know how many times I warned him, that job was going to kill him. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2183 |
Would it be in bad taste to comment on the irony? |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2184 |
Turns out he had a twin. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2185 |
I understand his caption didn't make the final three. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2186 |
So, I guess he's now the Grim Sleeper. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2187 |
He's always napping on the job. |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2188 |
I guess sometimes you can take it with you. |
1.3211 |
0.06235 |
109 |
85 |
13 |
11 |
2189 |
I heard he killed himself. |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2190 |
I'm feeling healthier already. |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2191 |
...And yet so life like |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2192 |
The made him up well. He looks less grim than I thought he would look! |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2193 |
He always had a dark sense of humor. |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2194 |
He looks surprisingly lifelike. |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2195 |
I always thought he worked for the CIA. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2196 |
His last words were "I want to take a selfie". |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2197 |
Apparently it's time to sow. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2198 |
Fake news. |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2199 |
So I’m laying there in the ER and I said to him “I am rubber, you are glue”. |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2200 |
It must have been all that kale. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2201 |
The Grim Reaper just can't keep up up these days with all the guns out there now. He said it was either him or the NRA had to go. |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2202 |
Well, it really looks like what ye sow so shall ye reap. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2203 |
I wonder how he found out? |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2204 |
That's what happens when you define your life only by your job |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2205 |
Now, this IS the definition of ironic... |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2206 |
"Don't you have something better to do, ride a pale horse or something? |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2207 |
I guess taxes are the only certainty in life now. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2208 |
Doesn’t look so grim any more, does he dear? |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2209 |
I guess there's something to be said about Karma after all Fred. |
1.3211 |
0.06097 |
109 |
84 |
15 |
10 |
2210 |
This might be a good time to look at our retirement spending plan. |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2211 |
One thing is now certain. We’re not paying our damn taxes. |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2212 |
He doesn't look all that grim if you ask me. |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2213 |
This reminds me of something from John Donne. |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2214 |
I wanted the blue pin-stripe, but his will was very specific. |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2215 |
But still, don’t you think it’s ironic ? |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2216 |
They say his last words were: "I shoulda voted for Hillary." |
1.3211 |
0.06235 |
109 |
85 |
13 |
11 |
2217 |
He was all about his personal brand. |
1.3211 |
0.05194 |
109 |
78 |
27 |
4 |
2218 |
I just can not believe it, he was such a good neighbor. He mostly kept to himself but he had a really great lawn. |
1.3211 |
0.05194 |
109 |
78 |
27 |
4 |
2219 |
Well...what goes around comes around. |
1.3211 |
0.05194 |
109 |
78 |
27 |
4 |
2220 |
He looks just like his dad. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2221 |
There goes 50% of everything we were certain of. |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2222 |
You reap what you reap. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2223 |
"Not possible," said he. "Watch this," said he, all holier than thou. |
1.3211 |
0.06097 |
109 |
84 |
15 |
10 |
2224 |
At least we can still count on taxes. . . |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
2225 |
He's so unlifelike. |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2226 |
He looks so much like your mother |
1.3211 |
0.05956 |
109 |
83 |
17 |
9 |
2227 |
He said that he'd rather die than put up with another 2 years and 10 months of this misery. |
1.3211 |
0.06235 |
109 |
85 |
13 |
11 |
2228 |
Oh, he looks so deathlike! |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2229 |
It's the only time I can look at him and feel relieved! |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
2230 |
So much for Plan A. I want a divorce. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2231 |
He was a good son but he did get some bad influences from your side of the family. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
2232 |
Don’t look so grim— you reap what you sow. |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
2233 |
He'll be back before you know it. |
1.3208 |
0.05773 |
106 |
79 |
20 |
7 |
2234 |
It was just a matter of time. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
2235 |
I told him the pot roast was to die for. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
2236 |
Harold told me he was working nights, but this is was the last job I would have guessed. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
2237 |
So, after years of talking about it, he's finally taking his job seriously. |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
2238 |
So he reaped. |
1.3182 |
0.06048 |
110 |
85 |
15 |
10 |
2239 |
Guess she finally found the killer app. |
1.3182 |
0.06048 |
110 |
85 |
15 |
10 |
2240 |
You're right, death does become her. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
2241 |
He left so many loose ends. |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
2242 |
Considering all the funerals he attended, I just thought there would be a bigger turn out. |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
2243 |
Well, I won't miss his knock at the door! |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
2244 |
He sure had That coming. |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
2245 |
They say it was auto-necrotic asphyxiation. |
1.3182 |
0.05155 |
110 |
79 |
27 |
4 |
2246 |
Shame on you, falling asleep on the job! |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
2247 |
Taxes finally got the better of him. |
1.3182 |
0.05155 |
110 |
79 |
27 |
4 |
2248 |
Who’s going to take over the family business? |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2249 |
An open casket, I thought you said he was Jewish? |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2250 |
I guess we're down to just taxes now. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2251 |
They did a great job of making him look dead. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2252 |
Jeff always had a flair for the dramatic. |
1.3178 |
0.06313 |
107 |
84 |
12 |
11 |
2253 |
Does this mean we don't need life insurance? |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2254 |
If he had a face, this would have wiped that smug smile off it. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2255 |
Busman's holiday. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2256 |
Looks like we're stuck with each other for eternity. |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2257 |
How much did you say is left in the retirement fund? |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2258 |
Now the only thing left to be certain of is taxes. |
1.3178 |
0.06171 |
107 |
83 |
14 |
10 |
2259 |
Now all we have to worry about are taxes. |
1.3178 |
0.06027 |
107 |
82 |
16 |
9 |
2260 |
We’re in big trouble. Looks like it even got too grim for The Reaper! |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2261 |
...And he had so much to look forward to. |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2262 |
Look at the bright side. This makes us immortal. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2263 |
Didn’t I say he was looking more grim than usual lately? |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
2264 |
It seems like overkill, if you ask me. |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2265 |
Looks like the next international crisis will be overpopulation. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2266 |
They really captured his personality. |
1.3178 |
0.05245 |
107 |
77 |
26 |
4 |
2267 |
He outlived all his friends. |
1.3178 |
0.05074 |
107 |
76 |
28 |
3 |
2268 |
So much for the “scything is good cardiovascular” theory. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2269 |
I didn’t think he’d actually drop dead. |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2270 |
Should we switch back to planning long-term? |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2271 |
His death certificate must make for ironic reading. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2272 |
I think he’s just playing dead. |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
2273 |
Come to think of it, he was looking a bit grim just last week. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2274 |
If he's really dead , let's get face lifts . |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2275 |
Don’t get your hopes up . . . he’s already been reincarnated as a creepy beast with orange flesh and tiny hands. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2276 |
Well, you know what they say? You live by the scythe, you die by the scythe! |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2277 |
Maybe he’s just playing dead. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2278 |
Apparently, Death does becomes himself. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2279 |
I suppose that means we should sell the parlor, right? |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2280 |
...well.......I suppose that proves it....what goes around DOES come around... |
1.3178 |
0.06171 |
107 |
83 |
14 |
10 |
2281 |
If only taxes could be next… |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2282 |
I had never been able to define "irony." |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2283 |
Well, our retirement plan just went out the window. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2284 |
I hear his son, Tim Reaper, will be taking over the family business. |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2285 |
I used to warn him, G.R., eventually you really do reap what you sow. |
1.3178 |
0.06171 |
107 |
83 |
14 |
10 |
2286 |
If Taxes are next, we're all set! |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2287 |
He had so much life in him. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2288 |
His son, the Dim Reaper, is even worse! |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2289 |
I guess he reaped what he sowed |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2290 |
Mother was right. You reap what you sow. |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2291 |
We may need a LOT more for retirement. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2292 |
Payback's a bitch. |
1.3178 |
0.06027 |
107 |
82 |
16 |
9 |
2293 |
Ironic, isn't it? |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2294 |
With every Tom, Dick and Harry waving around an AR-15, he just couldn't compete. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2295 |
Well, the old guy finally got his due. |
1.3178 |
0.06171 |
107 |
83 |
14 |
10 |
2296 |
We never were close. |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
2297 |
I told him not to bring his work home. |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
2298 |
They said his job was a real killer. |
1.3178 |
0.05245 |
107 |
77 |
26 |
4 |
2299 |
"Take the hoodie off," I'd say. "Why? What could happen to ME?" he'd say. |
1.3178 |
0.06027 |
107 |
82 |
16 |
9 |
2300 |
I'm sorry I wasted so many meals on kale. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2301 |
he loved that scythe |
1.3178 |
0.05245 |
107 |
77 |
26 |
4 |
2302 |
I suspected he never planned to return our scythe. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2303 |
Karma's a bitch, ain't it? |
1.3178 |
0.06027 |
107 |
82 |
16 |
9 |
2304 |
Sheldon's sense of humor was an acquired taste. |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
2305 |
Funny, I never thought of him as grim. |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2306 |
Do you think he gave our name to his replacement? |
1.3178 |
0.05727 |
107 |
80 |
20 |
7 |
2307 |
Who's going to come for us now he's gone? |
1.3178 |
0.06027 |
107 |
82 |
16 |
9 |
2308 |
Death suits him. |
1.3178 |
0.06027 |
107 |
82 |
16 |
9 |
2309 |
Now that's what I call overkill. |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
2310 |
Thank god we won't have to see him at the Halloween party in that costume again. |
1.3178 |
0.06027 |
107 |
82 |
16 |
9 |
2311 |
No. that's George. He wanted to be buried with his favorite hoodie and garden tool. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2312 |
I hit him with the pan. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
2313 |
I hear that he left no survivors. |
1.3173 |
0.05511 |
104 |
76 |
23 |
5 |
2314 |
I'm not proud of it, but it was either him or me. |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
2315 |
What comes around,goes around. |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
2316 |
So...what does that mean for the rest of us? |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
2317 |
I still don’t understand irony, Fred. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
2318 |
I knew taxes would catch up to him eventually. |
1.3148 |
0.06397 |
108 |
86 |
10 |
12 |
2319 |
I guess we should call him the "grim sleeper" now. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
2320 |
That's it. We're never getting out of here. |
1.3146 |
0.05671 |
89 |
64 |
22 |
3 |
2321 |
I begged him to get into farming... |
1.3143 |
0.05296 |
105 |
76 |
25 |
4 |
2322 |
I always said that job would be the death of him. |
1.3143 |
0.06100 |
105 |
81 |
15 |
9 |
2323 |
I always told him that job would be the death of him. |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
2324 |
OK Harvey. Now you may drive. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2325 |
Then it's true, you reap what you sow. Sad. |
1.3143 |
0.06248 |
105 |
82 |
13 |
10 |
2326 |
Is irony officially dead? |
1.3143 |
0.06100 |
105 |
81 |
15 |
9 |
2327 |
This is grim. |
1.3143 |
0.06393 |
105 |
83 |
11 |
11 |
2328 |
I knew we shouldn't have asked your brother to pick the burial outfit. |
1.3143 |
0.06100 |
105 |
81 |
15 |
9 |
2329 |
It was either me or him. |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
2330 |
At least we are facing death together. |
1.3143 |
0.06100 |
105 |
81 |
15 |
9 |
2331 |
He finally caught up with himself... |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2332 |
I have to say, I'm surprised I survived him. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2333 |
I was wondering where he slept |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
2334 |
They did an amazing job. He looks so life like. |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
2335 |
He always said "What goes around comes around" |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
2336 |
I guess this proves it: As ye sow, so shall ye reap. |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
2337 |
He should've quit while he was ahead. |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
2338 |
They did a terrible job on him, he looks like death warmed over. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2339 |
Told you I was a good chess player. |
1.3143 |
0.06248 |
105 |
82 |
13 |
10 |
2340 |
He loved that scythe more than life itself. |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
2341 |
Harold, this is so meta. |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
2342 |
He's the only guy I know who on his deathbed said he wished he'd worked more. |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
2343 |
There'd be more people here if he'd never visited them. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2344 |
Don’t feel guilty. It was him or us. |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
2345 |
Now only our taxes remain certain. |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
2346 |
Grim, yes, but a good provider. |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
2347 |
Well. I guess that means we’re stuck here. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2348 |
He looks like life warmed over. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2349 |
The mortician did a wonderful job. He looks much less imposing as the grim sleeper. |
1.3143 |
0.06248 |
105 |
82 |
13 |
10 |
2350 |
We always thought he'd be the last to go. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2351 |
Apparently his wife was fed up with snoring. |
1.3143 |
0.05296 |
105 |
76 |
25 |
4 |
2352 |
Does this mean we're gonna be stuck in these bodies forever?! |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
2353 |
Don’t ever mess with us again. Got it? |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
2354 |
He died like he lived. |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
2355 |
Not looking so 'warmed over' anymore, are ya, pal . . . ? |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
2356 |
I told him not to look in the mirror. |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
2357 |
Too bad he still has an ax to grind. Won't make it through the pearly gate metal detector. |
1.3143 |
0.06248 |
105 |
82 |
13 |
10 |
2358 |
He had a run-in with Father Time. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2359 |
Looks like the Trump's presidency is even too grim for the Reaper! |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
2360 |
I guess that self-defense class paid off. |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
2361 |
They did a great job. He looks just like he always has. |
1.3143 |
0.06248 |
105 |
82 |
13 |
10 |
2362 |
He looks good warmed over, actually. |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
2363 |
Well, it's about time! |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2364 |
Doesn't it seem redundant? |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2365 |
Well, like they say, nothing lasts forever, |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
2366 |
I happens even to the worst of us. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
2367 |
His life was cut short but personally I think he's got no one to blame but himself. |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
2368 |
Marge, I guess you won the dead pool. |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
2369 |
I wonder who told him. |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
2370 |
Do you suppose this is our last wake, George? |
1.3125 |
0.05234 |
112 |
82 |
25 |
5 |
2371 |
Karmic, don't ya think? |
1.3119 |
0.05785 |
109 |
83 |
18 |
8 |
2372 |
Killer Presentation |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
2373 |
At least he didn’t suffer. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
2374 |
I heard Bob from Accounting is set to replace him. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
2375 |
It was a weed whacking accident. |
1.3113 |
0.06196 |
106 |
83 |
13 |
10 |
2376 |
And I was really counting on ‘till death do us part.’ |
1.3113 |
0.05899 |
106 |
81 |
17 |
8 |
2377 |
The Grim Sleeper |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
2378 |
She had the perfect outfit for every occasion. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2379 |
There goes our exit strategy! |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2380 |
He died as he lived: dead. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2381 |
Are we looking at eternity with each other? |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2382 |
Well, so much for 'Until Death Us Do Part' |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2383 |
They're saying it must have been suicide. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2384 |
He always took his work so personally. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2385 |
It's official, everyone we know is dead. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2386 |
OK, now it's his turn, let's wait three days and see what happens. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2387 |
It was a self-inflicted wound. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2388 |
I thought he'd live forever. |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
2389 |
DonT move andy closer, he may have one last whack. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2390 |
Do you think he saw it coming? |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2391 |
I told him this would happen if he touched himself. |
1.3107 |
0.06327 |
103 |
81 |
12 |
10 |
2392 |
I guess we can cancel our life insurance policy now. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2393 |
Somehow I just never imagined he'd go before us. |
1.3107 |
0.05168 |
103 |
74 |
26 |
3 |
2394 |
At least he passed doing something he loved. |
1.3107 |
0.06175 |
103 |
80 |
14 |
9 |
2395 |
We're seeing the end of the funeral industry right here. |
1.3107 |
0.06175 |
103 |
80 |
14 |
9 |
2396 |
This means eternal taxes. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2397 |
He always said he would be better off dead. |
1.3107 |
0.05168 |
103 |
74 |
26 |
3 |
2398 |
Death seems to suit him. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2399 |
This undertaker has a reputation for being too literal in his fashion choices. |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
2400 |
Too bad. He worked himself to death. |
1.3107 |
0.06175 |
103 |
80 |
14 |
9 |
2401 |
Why are we the only ones here, Bonnie? |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2402 |
Karma can be a real bitch! |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
2403 |
They traced the poison to Putin. |
1.3107 |
0.06175 |
103 |
80 |
14 |
9 |
2404 |
They always said he looked like death warmed over. |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
2405 |
Well that's another thing we don't have to worry about. |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
2406 |
I hear he was on holiday when it happened. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2407 |
That's going to be a lot of funeral home directors out of business. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2408 |
We told him it was a dead end job. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2409 |
I always warned him: ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you’. |
1.3107 |
0.05168 |
103 |
74 |
26 |
3 |
2410 |
At last, a smile..... |
1.3107 |
0.06175 |
103 |
80 |
14 |
9 |
2411 |
Cut down in his prime. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2412 |
I didn't see that one coming... |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
2413 |
I didn't know he was even ill. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2414 |
Did he name a successor? |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
2415 |
I understand it was a rapidly developed case of irony. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2416 |
'He looked like death anyway."" |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
2417 |
I guess we can throw away those Living Wills, Arthur. |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
2418 |
Finally, a taste of his own medicine. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2419 |
I think he looks rather grim? |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2420 |
I always thought that scythe would be the death of him. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2421 |
I suppose we have to rethink our retirement savings... |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2422 |
He looks like death and is dressed to kill. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2423 |
He looks so dead. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2424 |
Did he resign? |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
2425 |
Talk about a fall from grace. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2426 |
I knew this job would be the death of him. |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
2427 |
So what does this mean for taxes? |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
2428 |
He was always so full of life |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2429 |
And apparently he didn't escape the IRS either... |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2430 |
I bet he never saw it coming. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2431 |
He must not have brought in enough business. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2432 |
Who knew |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2433 |
Rumor has it he went down swinging... |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2434 |
Goes around comes around |
1.3107 |
0.06175 |
103 |
80 |
14 |
9 |
2435 |
I don’t know about you but this is the first time since I turned 70 that a don’t feel that sense of dreed. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2436 |
He finally met his match! |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2437 |
He thought everyone was cheating on him. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2438 |
I'm guessing the eulogy will be short. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2439 |
Poor thing... he just couldn't compete with the NRA anymore. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2440 |
He who lives by the scythe dies by the scythe. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2441 |
...he never smiled like that.... |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
2442 |
He says to me "Shirley, I have come..." then just collapses. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
2443 |
Don't get too close Helen." "This may be a trap. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2444 |
Marty, we're not paying our taxes this year. |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
2445 |
I guess the end was nearer than he thought. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2446 |
They captured his quirky sense of humor perfectly. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
2447 |
Take that you rat bastard. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
2448 |
I guess we don't need that life insurance policy now. |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
2449 |
It really does happen to everyone. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2450 |
Talk about your "Death warmed over." |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
2451 |
Don’t get too close. Being dead doesn’t stop this guy. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
2452 |
Grim, very grim |
1.3077 |
0.04941 |
104 |
74 |
28 |
2 |
2453 |
They say it was a self-inflicted wound. |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
2454 |
We must be dead. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2455 |
Well Bill, what goes around comes around." "Yeah Mary, and makes you wonder...... who tapped him on the shoulder? |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2456 |
Who gave THAT order? |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2457 |
He said he couldn't take it any more--seen too much death. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2458 |
He went out with a scythe. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2459 |
We're still not safe. He just created a job opening. |
1.3069 |
0.06092 |
101 |
78 |
15 |
8 |
2460 |
Black was never your mother's color. |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2461 |
I did warn him Rupert Murdoch wouldn't play nice |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2462 |
No, he does not look proud. |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2463 |
If this means the rest of us are immortal now, I’d like to take back something that I said during our wedding vows. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2464 |
He said that he couldn't take another minute of the Trump administration. |
1.3069 |
0.05403 |
101 |
74 |
23 |
4 |
2465 |
Ya know this could be his big break. |
1.3069 |
0.05217 |
101 |
73 |
25 |
3 |
2466 |
And I thought life was ironic! |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2467 |
Now we can finally rest in peace. |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2468 |
I told him my "No soliciting" sign meant business. |
1.3069 |
0.05217 |
101 |
73 |
25 |
3 |
2469 |
He was really showing his age. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2470 |
These Snicker’s commercials are really pushing the envelope. |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2471 |
Apparently that's what 4 billion years without a day off will get you. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2472 |
‘Now that’s what I call a dead end...” |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2473 |
It was early retirement that killed him. |
1.3069 |
0.05403 |
101 |
74 |
23 |
4 |
2474 |
Cousin Ralph? Who knew? |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2475 |
Well, I guess there's no point in renewing our life insurance. |
1.3069 |
0.05403 |
101 |
74 |
23 |
4 |
2476 |
My goodness, he’s all skin and bone. |
1.3069 |
0.06092 |
101 |
78 |
15 |
8 |
2477 |
I heard it was sickle knell aenemia. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2478 |
That's OK. We really don't mind waiting. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2479 |
And don't forget, he was first in his class at Wharton. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2480 |
I knew his job would kill him |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2481 |
Is this ever going to play hell with Medicare funding. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2482 |
Ironically, he's never looked more lifelike. |
1.3069 |
0.05403 |
101 |
74 |
23 |
4 |
2483 |
He won't be missed. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2484 |
I'm thinking, that might be as Grim as he gets. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2485 |
I don't know what possessed him to look in the mirror. |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2486 |
Great Martha, now I have to deal with you forever" |
1.3069 |
0.05403 |
101 |
74 |
23 |
4 |
2487 |
It's sad, but a touch ironic, isn't it? |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2488 |
No, one scythe does not fit all. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2489 |
That's my Jerry; ironic to the very end." |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2490 |
I'm just not certain about anything anymore. |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2491 |
Guess it was work that finally did him in. |
1.3069 |
0.05023 |
101 |
72 |
27 |
2 |
2492 |
Bob always did have a flair for the macabre. |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2493 |
So peaceful... he looks like he's reaping... |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2494 |
They said it was an unusual outbreak of 'sickle cell'. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2495 |
They always say, live by the scythe, die by the scythe. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2496 |
I thought there’d be a bigger turnout. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2497 |
What do ya know, karma does exist. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2498 |
I told you we'd regret opting for early retirement. |
1.3069 |
0.05217 |
101 |
73 |
25 |
3 |
2499 |
Did you just see him wink at me? |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2500 |
Ironic. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2501 |
I saw him three months ago in Miami. He looked warmed over. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2502 |
I told him it was a bad sign when he was asked to train his replacement. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2503 |
Oh no! This means we will never part! |
1.3069 |
0.06253 |
101 |
79 |
13 |
9 |
2504 |
You have to give him credit. He reaped what he sowed. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2505 |
That's a relief. Now there's just the matter of taxes. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2506 |
So, I guess this means we're in for the long haul. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2507 |
I thought it was “til death do us part” not “til death does depart.” Does this mean we’re divorced? |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2508 |
I told you the chicken was bad. |
1.3069 |
0.06253 |
101 |
79 |
13 |
9 |
2509 |
You never fully appreciate someone until they're gone. |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2510 |
Well, I think it's fake news! |
1.3069 |
0.06092 |
101 |
78 |
15 |
8 |
2511 |
I was sure he’d outlast taxes. |
1.3069 |
0.06253 |
101 |
79 |
13 |
9 |
2512 |
Even death must take a holiday. |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2513 |
He picked the wrong one to come after. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2514 |
So Death, now you know where your sting is! |
1.3069 |
0.05758 |
101 |
76 |
19 |
6 |
2515 |
I always thought we'd go before him. |
1.3069 |
0.06253 |
101 |
79 |
13 |
9 |
2516 |
Hoisted by his own petard. |
1.3069 |
0.05023 |
101 |
72 |
27 |
2 |
2517 |
Talk about overkill. |
1.3069 |
0.05927 |
101 |
77 |
17 |
7 |
2518 |
I told him he shouldn't take his work home with him. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2519 |
Do you think this is the last thing people usually see? |
1.3069 |
0.05403 |
101 |
74 |
23 |
4 |
2520 |
As you reap, so shall you go. |
1.3061 |
0.05694 |
98 |
73 |
20 |
5 |
2521 |
One would expect him to know not to text while reaping. |
1.3061 |
0.06052 |
98 |
75 |
16 |
7 |
2522 |
I'm still confused. Who came to claim him? |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2523 |
It happened very suddenly. But just before she died she let out a long scythe |
1.3048 |
0.06071 |
105 |
82 |
14 |
9 |
2524 |
Still with the hood... |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
2525 |
Friendly fire. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2526 |
We need to rethink that reverse mortgage. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2527 |
I’ve outlived him, and I’ll outlive you! |
1.3039 |
0.06198 |
102 |
80 |
13 |
9 |
2528 |
He always said he wanted to see how the other half dies. |
1.3039 |
0.04983 |
102 |
73 |
27 |
2 |
2529 |
The world may know him as grim but he will always be our little snuffy. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2530 |
He was a mystery, and now he’s inside an enigma, wrapped in a hoodie. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2531 |
How did they make him so death-like? |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2532 |
Can you believe that that was my 5th grade crush? |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2533 |
Now we know why he missed book club. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2534 |
It's a shame, really. He was going straight towards that detestable Mrs Finkelstein but he tripped and now this! |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2535 |
Not so grim now, are you? |
1.3030 |
0.06168 |
99 |
77 |
14 |
8 |
2536 |
I told the folks at The New Yorker that they were overdoing the grim reaper thing, but would anyone listen to me?! |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2537 |
I know it's just a display, but I still think it's wrong. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2538 |
I’m gonna kill the guy who did this. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2539 |
He died of irony. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2540 |
And he thought he was invincible |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2541 |
I understand that he failed to pay his NRA dues. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2542 |
Ok, now taxes. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2543 |
Must have been suicide |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
2544 |
I guess you reap what you sow - or is it the other way around? |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2545 |
And just two nights ago he seemed so well when he took Aunt Doris. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2546 |
So young...so much potential |
1.3030 |
0.04642 |
99 |
69 |
30 |
0 |
2547 |
I'll say it: good riddance. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2548 |
What's next...taxes? |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2549 |
I told him not to mess with Chuck Norris. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2550 |
Worked himself to death. Sad. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2551 |
We'll always remember this day...April 1st! |
1.3030 |
0.06168 |
99 |
77 |
14 |
8 |
2552 |
What a shame. I heard he wanted to be cremated. |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
2553 |
That's some slacking off there. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2554 |
No, Mildred, I do not think he looks a little like Morgan Freeman. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2555 |
I always warned him that you reap what you sow. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2556 |
I warned him that his job would be the death of him some day. |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
2557 |
He dug his own grave. |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
2558 |
I'm sorry, but I just can't pretend I'll miss him. |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
2559 |
He still looks so grim. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2560 |
I tell you, that Baltimore is one tough town. |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
2561 |
Maybe we should consider long term care insurance. |
1.3030 |
0.06168 |
99 |
77 |
14 |
8 |
2562 |
You wake him. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2563 |
He finally looks comfortable in his own skin. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2564 |
He's not dead. That's how he relaxes. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2565 |
It's grim. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2566 |
Holy crap! Does this mean we have to keep living? |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2567 |
Touché! |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2568 |
They say he was grim right to the end. |
1.3030 |
0.06333 |
99 |
78 |
12 |
9 |
2569 |
I guess we can go back to cooking with schmaltz. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2570 |
Now that we're immortal, where do you want to go for lunch? |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2571 |
Oh Henry, how he loved that scythe. He took it everywhere with him. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
2572 |
See what happens when you stop working? |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2573 |
I wonder if he also paid taxes? |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2574 |
He had so much more to reap! |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
2575 |
Things are looking pretty good for the rest of us |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
2576 |
Who's going to come and get him? |
1.3030 |
0.06168 |
99 |
77 |
14 |
8 |
2577 |
Looks warmed over. |
1.3021 |
0.05565 |
96 |
71 |
21 |
4 |
2578 |
This is where he takes his naps. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
2579 |
Damn, who's going to come for you now? |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
2580 |
Well, Harold, it looks as though we'll be hanging around for awhile after all. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
2581 |
Boy are we are getting old |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2582 |
I told him not to take a holiday. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
2583 |
Well, at least they made him look a little less grim. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2584 |
He still looks so full of life! |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2585 |
He couldn't find Trump's soul and it destroyed him. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2586 |
I can't say I'll miss him. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2587 |
So much for my dream of widowhood. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2588 |
I had helped him pick out a nice blue pinstripe, but when was the last time he listened to his mother" |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2589 |
He died of uncontrollable grief believing that death and taxes were inevitable until he ran into the Republican upper class and their new tax reform bill |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2590 |
Now that’s a busman’s holiday. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2591 |
I suppose I should feel guilty, but it was either him or me. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2592 |
‘Reaping ‘ what he sowed |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2593 |
He came knocking and I answered the door in my birthday suit. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2594 |
...How were we related again? |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2595 |
He almost looks dead. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2596 |
Just think, he died on our doorstep. |
1.2990 |
0.05317 |
97 |
71 |
23 |
3 |
2597 |
The long hours. Endless travel. I think his job killed him in the end. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2598 |
Take the scythe, then we can have closure. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2599 |
Now that he's gone, do we still have to pay taxes? |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2600 |
Doris was always so overly dramatic. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2601 |
He would have appreciated the irony. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2602 |
I love a sales person who demonstrates the product. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2603 |
Seems like overkill. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2604 |
And I heard that Taxes is doing just fine. |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
2605 |
There’s no one who could take his place. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2606 |
Well, somewhere on the Styx Charon is going broke. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2607 |
Mort, I never liked him anyway |
1.2990 |
0.05317 |
97 |
71 |
23 |
3 |
2608 |
He had ONE job! |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2609 |
He looks so dead it’s hard to believe he’s gone. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2610 |
I guess this means we’ll never die. I want a divorce. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2611 |
But then his outlook brightened, so we knew it was only a matter of time. |
1.2990 |
0.06581 |
97 |
78 |
9 |
10 |
2612 |
I guess it’s hard to make a living as a performance artist. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2613 |
Maybe he’ll be reincarnated as a comedian. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2614 |
Honey, did we miss the end of time? |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
2615 |
Speaking of certain, I'd hold off on paying our taxes. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2616 |
I'll miss his irony. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2617 |
He really felt suicide was his only way out. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2618 |
Does this nullify our vow, "'Til death do us part?" |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2619 |
And our pre-need package includes everything your soon-to-be-deceased loved one needs. |
1.2990 |
0.05317 |
97 |
71 |
23 |
3 |
2620 |
Our HR department is going to be lost without him. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2621 |
I’m feeling pretty overcome with sadness—but more so, irony. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2622 |
He's the last of a dying breed. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2623 |
I told him that job would be the death of him. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2624 |
Well, I say he was proud, and I say the hell with him. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2625 |
Looks like we beat the odds. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2626 |
But is it good for the Jews? |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2627 |
It's so ironic. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2628 |
It was his time, again. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2629 |
I guess we should start planning for our 100th anniversary. |
1.2990 |
0.05317 |
97 |
71 |
23 |
3 |
2630 |
Uhoh, I don't think our insurance will cover us living for ever. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2631 |
Well ... it’s not like I was going to stop for him! |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2632 |
I can tell you one thing. I'm unloading my funeral home stocks. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2633 |
I feel bad --- but it was either him or me. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2634 |
It was him or us, dear. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2635 |
Does this mean I'll never get rid of you !!! |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2636 |
"The poor soul, he worked himself to death". |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2637 |
Boy, the new administration can do anything, first taxes, now this! |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2638 |
Does this mean we won't get our chance to get out of this godforsaken world? |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2639 |
At least he's in a deader place. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2640 |
Looks like he blew a casket. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2641 |
John Donne said this would happen. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2642 |
What makes you think it was suicide? |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2643 |
Even after death, his outfits are still a scythe for sore eyes. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2644 |
You know, he was the last one I ever thought would go. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2645 |
I guess we're stuck with each other for eternity now. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2646 |
Doesn't he look lifelike? |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2647 |
I wouldn't have expected "I'm rubber, you're glue" to work with him. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2648 |
I guess there is an expiration date for everything... |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2649 |
Suicide? No, it's just his favorite place to take a nap. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2650 |
He finally caught up with himself... |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2651 |
Now you can only count on taxes! |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2652 |
So, how'd he die? |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2653 |
If only he had retired earlier. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2654 |
He was less certain about about the deductability of his scythes as an unreimbursed business expense. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2655 |
He seemed like a nice enough visitor, but maybe we talked too much |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2656 |
They made him look so lifelike. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2657 |
I heard Kushner is applying for the job now that he lost his security clearance. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2658 |
Careful. He might be faking it. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2659 |
They say he clicked on SEND by mistake. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2660 |
I'm thinking of hang gliding. How about you? |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2661 |
It just goes to show...you reap what you sow. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2662 |
Got a pin? |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2663 |
I always told him, "Doug, don't run with a scythe." |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2664 |
Really? For me it just raises more questions. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2665 |
Oh dear! He certainly looks like Steve Bannon. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2666 |
I guess we won't be needing those plots anymore. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2667 |
Finally. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2668 |
He's in a similar place now. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2669 |
We just worked him to death, poor fellow. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2670 |
he was a tireless worker.....gotta' give him that....but I don't think he'll be missed... |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2671 |
Say what you will, he's leaving the world a better place. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2672 |
Live by the scythe...you know the rest. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2673 |
And we always wanted him to be a doctor. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2674 |
It's what he always wanted; he looks so life-like! |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2675 |
It's the irony of Death. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2676 |
Does this mean we can summer in Syria, if we want to? |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2677 |
Till death do us part my ass. |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
2678 |
Well, it's just tragic he went before your mother. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2679 |
You should of seen the other guy. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
2680 |
He spent his life preparing for this moment. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
2681 |
Suicide? |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
2682 |
Oh dear,now we have nothing to look forward to. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
2683 |
I prefer the one about one hand clapping |
1.2979 |
0.05418 |
94 |
69 |
22 |
3 |
2684 |
Told him not to take a selfie. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
2685 |
He always preferred "lugubrious" to "grim." |
1.2979 |
0.05418 |
94 |
69 |
22 |
3 |
2686 |
Bad flu season. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
2687 |
Larry we're just planning ahead, stop being so dramatic |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
2688 |
Death is survived by Hope, Idiocy and Taxes. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
2689 |
Part of his new empathy program. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
2690 |
You were right. I shouldn’t have let him borrow the scythe. |
1.2979 |
0.05418 |
94 |
69 |
22 |
3 |
2691 |
He said he wanted to spend more time with his family. |
1.2979 |
0.05418 |
94 |
69 |
22 |
3 |
2692 |
That can't be Herman. He hated gardening. |
1.2970 |
0.06060 |
101 |
79 |
14 |
8 |
2693 |
Now we can start working on taxes. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2694 |
I kept telling him, "Herbie, you reap what you sow." But would he listen to me? N-o-o-o! |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2695 |
Ugh. Guess we're in it for the long haul. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2696 |
As he kept saying, "We all have to go sometime." |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2697 |
Steve Bannon, we hardly knew ye. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
2698 |
Now we definitely have to revise that 'till death do us part' clause. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2699 |
Hopefully this is the last Death in the family. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2700 |
It used to be that nothing was sure but death and taxes. Now President Trump has fixed both! |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2701 |
It was so unexpected. |
1.2952 |
0.05567 |
105 |
80 |
19 |
6 |
2702 |
but Mildred,...the reverend said, "till death do us part". |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2703 |
He always had a strong death wish. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2704 |
So I guess this means we are stuck with each other forever now! |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
2705 |
He should have see it coming. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
2706 |
He was a workaholic. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2707 |
Oh well, there goes population control... |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2708 |
I thought you said your uncle's name was Roper. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2709 |
All the undertakers are fretting about their job security. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2710 |
Oh, Lord. Does this mean we have to live forever now? |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2711 |
He looks happier than I have ever seen him!! |
1.2947 |
0.06502 |
95 |
76 |
10 |
9 |
2712 |
I guess it's true what they say--you really do reap what you sow. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2713 |
He finally soweth'd one time too many. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2714 |
The next time he comes for me he better be carrying more than a scythe. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
2715 |
Well, it looks like you won't be getting that inheritance from your rich uncle after all. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2716 |
I guess we can finally get a divorce |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2717 |
He's just keeping it cold for the next guy |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2718 |
He was always so full of life |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2719 |
Our life insurance policy rates just went down. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2720 |
This can't be good for business?! |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2721 |
I did tell Bobby not to go dressed like that to the Retirement Home, Ohh, he didn't have a chance. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2722 |
It's so sad. I heard he was on his way to the White House with an order of Big Macs. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2723 |
I talked to him just last week. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2724 |
Hmm...I think I'll take up skydiving. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2725 |
Well, yes, I suppose it does seem obvious; I'm just saying I was kind of surprised when Millie told me he took his own life. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2726 |
I guess this means we can buy green bananas again |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2727 |
You really need to get that flu shot. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2728 |
This is a problem for Stephen Hawking. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2729 |
He's so unlifelike. |
1.2947 |
0.06502 |
95 |
76 |
10 |
9 |
2730 |
I told him to get a flu shot! |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2731 |
No thoughts and prayers this time. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
2732 |
Reap what you sow, eh? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2733 |
Your brother the exterminator, a joker to the end. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2734 |
He wrote in his Advanced Directive that he wanted to be buried with it. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2735 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2736 |
Oh Ethel, I think your three months at the hospital really wore him out |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2737 |
That reminds me, did you file for an extension yet? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2738 |
Do we still pay taxes? |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2739 |
I know you didn't like your ex-wife but dressing her like that was overkill. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
2740 |
He lived for his work. |
1.2947 |
0.05157 |
95 |
69 |
24 |
2 |
2741 |
That was no way to live anyway. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2742 |
It was me or him. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2743 |
The funeral home industry is going to take a big hit. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2744 |
Outside of work, he wasn't grim at all. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2745 |
Don't get too close. |
1.2947 |
0.05157 |
95 |
69 |
24 |
2 |
2746 |
The mortician did a fine job, but the blacksmith really outdid him. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
2747 |
'He doesn't look so grim.' |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2748 |
Does this mean we have to go back to work? |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2749 |
Do not say he didn't deserve this. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2750 |
He had no work-life balance. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2751 |
I guess he didn't want to wait for Trump to kill us with the end of the world |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2752 |
She was never one for subtlety, was she? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2753 |
No need to feel guilty. It was him or you. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
2754 |
Does this mean we're immortal? |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2755 |
Well he said in his line of work retirement was not possible. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
2756 |
I don't know. The death of death means I'll never get rid of these bunions. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
2757 |
He's in a better place. |
1.2947 |
0.06502 |
95 |
76 |
10 |
9 |
2758 |
I'm a terrible sister for saying it, but Helen always had to be the best at everything. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2759 |
Does this mean we're stuck here? |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2760 |
He just never fit in! |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2761 |
I'll never forget his last words: "Here, hold my scythe." |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
2762 |
Meta. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
2763 |
Self Referential for sure |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2764 |
No Kevin, this isn't ironic. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2765 |
Gosh, you really do reap what you sow. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2766 |
I hear he took his own life. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2767 |
Didn’t he have any other outfits? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
2768 |
He looks pretty grim. |
1.2941 |
0.06658 |
85 |
67 |
11 |
7 |
2769 |
Taxes is inconsolable. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
2770 |
No worries now, adding Bhutan and Bora Bora to our bucket list. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
2771 |
I guess this is because I could not stop for him. |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
2772 |
He sacrificed his life to the job and they couldn't bury the man in a decent suit? |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
2773 |
The slide show has his greatest hits |
1.2921 |
0.05582 |
89 |
66 |
20 |
3 |
2774 |
Heckuva chess player, though... |
1.2921 |
0.06022 |
89 |
68 |
16 |
5 |
2775 |
Our retirement funds are not going to be sufficient! |
1.2921 |
0.05104 |
89 |
64 |
24 |
1 |
2776 |
I told you that life insurance policy was a waste. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2777 |
Millennials really have killed everything now, haven't they? |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2778 |
Boy, that self-defense course really paid off. |
1.2917 |
0.06441 |
96 |
77 |
10 |
9 |
2779 |
I am told that yes, he paid taxes too. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2780 |
No, he does not look so lifelike. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
2781 |
Does this mean we're stuck together...forever? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
2782 |
THEY SAY HE WAS RUN OVER BY A HEARSE! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
2783 |
I wonder if his heirs will reap what he sowed. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
2784 |
Well, he certainly reaped what he sewed! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
2785 |
That’s why you shouldn’t take your work home with you, Dan. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
2786 |
I don't think he saw it coming. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
2787 |
If he’d been packing, he’d be alive today. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
2788 |
Yea, so about that whole ‘til death do us part’ thing... |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
2789 |
I know it's a lot worse this year, Doris, but I'm not sure a flu shot would have helped. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
2790 |
OMG! I cancelled long-term care last week |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
2791 |
Well, Carl, I guess that extended warranty on the Chevy was a good idea after all. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
2792 |
So now, who comes for us? |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
2793 |
And you just had to go and spend a fortune on life insurance! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
2794 |
I don’t know, Herbert. Somewhere between relief and wondering who his heirs are...” |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
2795 |
Well, at least he is being buried with his scythe; his kids would have fought over who got that damn thing forever. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
2796 |
They did a terrible job- he looks like Death warmed over! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
2797 |
Overdressed, as usual... |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
2798 |
The coroner's report said suicide. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
2799 |
I guess business will slow down for a while. |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
2800 |
Living forever is definitely going to wreak havoc on our financial planning. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
2801 |
Such a wonderful job restoring his natural pal |