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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 My only regret is that he never got around to visiting your mother. 1.9791 0.01290 4216 1524 1256 1436
1 He touched so many lives. 1.9696 0.01133 5140 1776 1744 1620
2 Well, that just leaves taxes. 1.9629 0.02425 1133 399 377 357
3 You know, I can never define irony, but I know it when I see it. 1.9353 0.02286 1237 442 433 362
4 I was hoping taxes would go first. 1.9266 0.01136 5204 1951 1684 1569
5 Well, I guess that just leaves taxes. 1.9201 0.01190 4667 1744 1552 1371
6 He lived everyday like it was your last. 1.9144 0.01230 4370 1647 1450 1273
7 I wonder if he saw himself coming. 1.9126 0.01236 4278 1601 1450 1227
8 All they’d say is that it was job-related. 1.8852 0.01408 3032 1105 1170 757
9 I guess we can stop eating kale. 1.8850 0.01171 4792 1882 1579 1331
10 I guess his work finally caught up with him. 1.8845 0.01242 3905 1427 1502 976
11 Well, he has no one to blame but himself for this. 1.8832 0.02232 1284 494 446 344
12 I warned him not to run with that thing. 1.8789 0.01387 3376 1325 1135 916
13 Well, at least he died doing what he loved 1.8739 0.01429 3094 1196 1092 806
14 They did a nice job. He looks grim. 1.8676 0.02077 1405 531 529 345
15 Well, he has no one to blame but himself. 1.8661 0.01157 4826 1924 1624 1278
16 I can’t believe Keith Richards outlived him. 1.8609 0.01260 4292 1803 1283 1206
17 Well, that leaves taxes. 1.8537 0.01488 2878 1158 983 737
18 So where does this leave us on the “till death do us part” thing? 1.8314 0.01300 3684 1510 1285 889
19 Does this mean your mother will be living with us forever? 1.8205 0.01305 3789 1623 1223 943
20 I always hoped that Taxes would be the first to go. 1.8170 0.01249 4148 1791 1325 1032
21 Suddenly everyone has only good things to say about him. 1.8131 0.01190 4376 1841 1512 1023
22 He died doing what he loved. 1.8117 0.01177 4545 1939 1523 1083
23 Then I said, "would it kill you to smile now and then?" 1.8047 0.01388 3369 1486 1055 828
24 Amazon puts everyone out of business. 1.8039 0.01267 4043 1785 1266 992
25 To think how many lives he touched. 1.7883 0.01226 4115 1801 1384 930
26 He had so much death left in him. 1.7849 0.01371 3362 1501 1083 778
27 Well, I guess we can start drinking and smoking again. 1.7830 0.01347 3322 1439 1165 718
28 At least he died doing what he loved. 1.7772 0.01329 3375 1466 1195 714
29 In spite of everything, he stayed grim right up until the end. 1.7769 0.01750 1878 796 705 377
30 I was really hoping Taxes would go first... 1.7660 0.01335 3590 1667 1096 827
31 I hear the new guy has a weed wacker. 1.7639 0.01594 2474 1138 782 554
32 I guess you can be too good at your job. 1.7591 0.01582 2320 1020 839 461
33 And that's when he said, 'Let me handle the N.R.A.' 1.7551 0.01371 3564 1736 965 863
34 I told him not to wear a hoodie in that neighborhood. 1.7475 0.01863 1881 911 534 436
35 See Honey, irony is not dead. 1.7396 0.02523 937 433 315 189
36 No friends, depressing job, constant talk of death—how could we miss the warning signs? 1.7359 0.01647 2253 1064 720 469
37 He touched the lives of so many people. 1.7348 0.01574 2432 1140 797 495
38 Who knew he was allergic to nuts? 1.7315 0.01496 2879 1418 816 645
39 Now there's just taxes 1.7260 0.01412 3036 1449 970 617
40 Will you get out of that coffin and stop scaring the customers with that outfit; I'm trying to make a sale here. 1.7211 0.01558 2646 1321 742 583
41 He should have seen this coming 1.7209 0.01548 2440 1149 823 468
42 Well at least this is the last one of these we'll have to go to. 1.7188 0.01426 2838 1330 976 532
43 I wish he would have had time to stop by the White House first. 1.7182 0.01608 2626 1365 636 625
44 Life won’t be the same without him 1.7171 0.02579 859 401 300 158
45 Well then, you explain how it isn't a suicide. 1.7162 0.01822 1850 905 565 380
46 I always thought he would be the last to go. 1.7143 0.01566 2338 1099 808 431
47 Then again, he always looked like death. 1.7087 0.01501 2592 1244 859 489
48 I wonder who will run the NRA now. 1.7080 0.01598 2565 1324 666 575
49 I guess what goes around really does come around. 1.7024 0.02082 1317 630 449 238
50 The grim truth is he could dish it out but he couldn't take it. 1.7016 0.02117 1297 628 428 241
51 He had so much death left in him. 1.7016 0.01974 1508 735 488 285
52 Ok, now I feel old. 1.6937 0.01526 2527 1249 803 475
53 I hate to say it, but he brought it on himself. 1.6896 0.01719 1936 947 643 346
54 The obit said he had no survivors. 1.6743 0.01778 1845 936 574 335
55 He was a victim of his own success 1.6737 0.01619 2176 1091 704 381
56 I guess now it’s just taxes. 1.6734 0.01818 1785 913 542 330
57 First God, now this. 1.6726 0.01886 1729 907 481 341
58 I wish it had been taxes. 1.6717 0.01855 1712 877 520 315
59 It may be a small crowd. So many of the people he knew are already dead. 1.6692 0.02147 1203 598 405 200
60 Just think of all the lives he touched. 1.6684 0.01700 2069 1075 605 389
61 I’m just saying when it’s my turn please don’t bury me in my work clothes! 1.6619 0.02621 772 379 275 118
62 He, of all people, should have known not to answer the door. 1.6606 0.02606 822 416 269 137
63 He never saw himself coming. 1.6579 0.01750 1903 991 572 340
64 All I said was, “would it kill you to call your mother once in awhile?” 1.6527 0.01811 1817 966 516 335
65 Well, this is a game changer. 1.6527 0.01810 1745 907 537 301
66 He could dish it out, but he couldn't take it. 1.6514 0.01820 1764 930 519 315
67 Oh come on Harold! How could it not be suicide? 1.6507 0.01761 1812 936 573 303
68 Unfortunately now all we have left are taxes. 1.6494 0.02615 733 357 276 100
69 Well he died doing what he loved 1.6485 0.01793 1744 903 551 290
70 I think this means we can start smoking again. 1.6467 0.01831 1653 853 531 269
71 Even he couldn't bear possibly another two years. 1.6466 0.02139 1347 737 349 261
72 He looks like death. They really did a great job on him. 1.6455 0.01902 1605 851 472 282
73 The undertaker is devastated. 1.6404 0.02031 1385 734 415 236
74 He almost made it out unscythed. 1.6389 0.02369 1033 553 300 180
75 I told him not to wear hoodies in rich white neighborhoods. 1.6376 0.01828 1838 1018 468 352
76 Ironically, it was the job that killed him. 1.6372 0.01778 1822 975 533 314
77 I heard that he was texting while reaping. 1.6337 0.02303 1111 605 308 198
78 Well, that leaves taxes. 1.6330 0.01884 1654 900 461 293
79 Well I'll be, death does become him. 1.6329 0.02287 1057 557 331 169
80 It's true. You reap what you sow. 1.6304 0.01835 1680 900 501 279
81 Another White House departure 1.6250 0.02236 1216 683 306 227
82 Bet he didn't see that one coming 1.6244 0.01956 1515 830 424 261
83 I guess that leaves taxes. 1.6234 0.01987 1503 835 399 269
84 They did a wonderful job. He never looked so grim. 1.6229 0.02316 1013 538 319 156
85 I'll miss your brother, Bob, but not his sense of humor. 1.6219 0.02357 1034 566 293 175
86 Too bad. He was in line to be the next White House communications director. 1.6192 0.02188 1237 691 326 220
87 I wonder who came for him. 1.6179 0.01998 1387 750 417 220
88 I've always told him this job will be the death of him. 1.6154 0.01984 1334 705 437 192
89 I guess eventually you reap what you sow. 1.6120 0.02141 1188 643 363 182
90 Was this your mother's only outfit? 1.6119 0.02209 1265 731 294 240
91 Well, you have to appreciate the irony, at least... 1.6118 0.02290 1002 533 325 144
92 Oh for Christ's sake, get out of bed, you're going to be late for work. 1.6113 0.02197 1258 721 305 232
93 I wouldn't want to meet the guy who came for him. 1.6111 0.02142 1242 689 347 206
94 Do you think it was the Russians? 1.6107 0.02129 1238 682 356 200
95 No, that's just where he sleeps. 1.6096 0.02943 602 320 197 85
96 Try parting us now, asshole. 1.6083 0.02321 1103 628 279 196
97 He's never looked more like himself. 1.6078 0.03857 357 192 113 52
98 No one has any job security any more. 1.6054 0.02260 1115 624 307 184
99 Well this changes everything. I guess I can cancel my colonoscopy. 1.6045 0.02344 986 539 298 149
100 Well this is grim. 1.6044 0.02211 1135 628 328 179
101 He was there at the end for so many. 1.6036 0.02188 1125 614 343 168
102 I thought Pestilence gave a surprisingly moving eulogy. 1.6029 0.02447 899 491 274 134
103 It was a pre-existing condition 1.6004 0.02243 1081 596 321 164
104 He brought it on himself. 1.5971 0.02332 1025 575 288 162
105 Apparently it was a work-related fatality. 1.5954 0.02428 833 441 288 104
106 Tragic. I so wanted to have you meet him. 1.5954 0.02453 1006 590 233 183
107 Yeah, but we still have taxes. 1.5944 0.02422 1001 579 249 173
108 He went down swinging. 1.5936 0.02407 913 502 280 131
109 I wonder who showed up at HIS door? 1.5928 0.02388 975 550 272 153
110 He tried to go after Betty White. 1.5927 0.02489 955 556 232 167
111 Apparently he was texting-while-scything. 1.5925 0.02431 962 549 256 157
112 I heard they're having a hard time finding someone to deliver the eulogy. 1.5924 0.02309 979 536 306 137
113 At least he died doing something he loved. 1.5916 0.02368 950 526 286 138
114 I didn't even know he had a prostate. 1.5893 0.02941 655 375 174 106
115 We still got taxes. 1.5887 0.02416 924 517 270 137
116 He touched a lot of people. 1.5882 0.02467 918 523 250 145
117 I'm confused. Does this mean we're off the hook? 1.5862 0.02392 899 494 283 122
118 So I guess this just leaves taxes... 1.5859 0.02530 896 519 229 148
119 It's his happy place. 1.5853 0.02848 692 397 185 110
120 All we have to worry about now are taxes 1.5848 0.02445 879 489 266 124
121 His job finally caught up with him! 1.5845 0.02409 876 480 280 116
122 Since Death can't part us anymore, I'm calling my lawyer. 1.5836 0.02588 867 507 214 146
123 At least he went doing what he really loved. 1.5835 0.03029 581 326 171 84
124 Why couldn't it have been "Taxes"? 1.5830 0.02586 861 502 216 143
125 The only certain thing now is taxes. 1.5828 0.02551 858 493 230 135
126 He touched so many 1.5826 0.02590 853 496 217 140
127 Well, you reap what you reap. 1.5810 0.02506 840 471 250 119
128 Well, at least he died doing what he loved 1.5803 0.02576 834 479 226 129
129 Well it's official. Keith Richards is going to live forever. 1.5794 0.02604 825 477 218 130
130 Well he died doing what he loved 1.5794 0.02559 825 469 234 122
131 And to think just yesterday he was alive and reaping. 1.5791 0.02528 803 446 249 108
132 Somehow I never imagined the mustache. 1.5776 0.02650 805 469 207 129
133 Who’s gonna run Breitbart now? 1.5770 0.02737 792 473 181 138
134 Now I guess taxes are the only sure thing. 1.5768 0.02643 801 465 210 126
135 Just taxes, then? 1.5764 0.02662 798 466 204 128
136 I hear he took his own life. 1.5761 0.02610 795 455 222 118
137 Well I guess that leaves only taxes. 1.5751 0.02695 786 462 196 128
138 Whatever you do, don't sign the guest book. 1.5740 0.02785 716 416 189 111
139 I’m so glad we didn’t get to see him before he passed. 1.5739 0.02748 758 447 187 124
140 I guess that leaves taxes. 1.5731 0.02731 773 458 187 128
141 He brought this upon himself. 1.5724 0.02705 760 443 199 118
142 I would have expected a bigger turnout, considering all the lives he touched. 1.5716 0.02715 754 440 197 117
143 Talk about ironic...he choked on a lifesaver. 1.5699 0.02846 730 440 164 126
144 Well, I guess now it's just taxes. 1.5691 0.02796 731 434 178 119
145 It does seem a little redundant. 1.5689 0.02702 733 422 205 106
146 Life won’t be the same without him 1.5687 0.02617 728 406 230 92
147 So I said “no, after you.” Who thought he’d listen? 1.5668 0.02650 711 398 223 90
148 " I guess that only leaves taxes". 1.5662 0.02841 710 424 170 116
149 Is it ironic or a paradox? I get those mixed up. 1.5657 0.02712 700 398 208 94
150 Technically, he took his own life. 1.5648 0.02776 694 402 192 100
151 Oh, that's just great! Now we'll NEVER get Mitch McConnell out of the senate! 1.5646 0.02977 650 390 153 107
152 We are going to need a lot more for retirement than we planned. 1.5640 0.02847 688 407 174 107
153 Well, all that's left now would be taxes. 1.5640 0.02772 688 397 194 97
154 I guess it's just taxes now. 1.5632 0.02851 680 401 175 104
155 I forget. Is this ironic or paradoxical? Either way it's funny as hell. 1.5623 0.02761 674 385 199 90
156 It should've been taxes. 1.5601 0.02961 657 397 152 108
157 Never bring a scythe to a gun fight. 1.5601 0.02977 657 399 148 110
158 Trumpcare. 1.5595 0.02965 647 389 154 104
159 He was wonderful in that Swedish movie. 1.5586 0.03130 580 349 138 93
160 He died doing what he loved. 1.5585 0.02971 650 393 151 106
161 So that leaves just taxes, right? 1.5580 0.02917 647 384 165 98
162 Relax, it's his loser brother - The Grim Sleeper. 1.5573 0.02961 637 381 157 99
163 Mercy, we really are older than death. 1.5552 0.03084 589 354 143 92
164 That's the last coffin we'll ever sell. 1.5550 0.02895 627 366 174 87
165 Great. Now the only sure thing is taxes. 1.5548 0.02955 620 367 162 91
166 I’m going to miss the obituaries. 1.5547 0.02912 622 364 171 87
167 Well, he certainly had it coming. 1.5545 0.03100 532 307 155 70
168 My goodness Harold, I think I finally understand situational irony. 1.5534 0.02945 618 365 164 89
169 I didn’t think it would kill him to be nice for once. 1.5522 0.03029 603 362 149 92
170 I guess after the death of irony, this was predictable. 1.5521 0.02920 605 352 172 81
171 So, now it's just taxes. 1.5521 0.03022 605 363 150 92
172 They did a great job. He looks so dead. 1.5515 0.03070 602 366 140 96
173 So I guess it's only Taxes. 1.5507 0.02991 601 357 157 87
174 Worked himself to death, did he? 1.5499 0.02973 591 347 163 81
175 Who knew he had a peanut allergy. 1.5499 0.03040 591 354 149 88
176 Well, this leaves only taxes. 1.5499 0.03050 591 355 147 89
177 I'm sorry to say it, but he looks like Death warmed over. 1.5495 0.02973 586 343 164 79
178 Not too close, he may be bluffing. 1.5492 0.02919 590 341 174 75
179 I'm certain we'll still have to pay our taxes. 1.5481 0.02909 582 334 177 71
180 I bet he had a lot of skeletons in his closet. 1.5472 0.03075 561 333 149 79
181 If only he had been carrying a gun 1.5472 0.03216 572 357 117 98
182 I guess we're stuck with your mother. 1.5472 0.03129 572 348 135 89
183 His job finally caught up with him! 1.5464 0.03023 571 337 156 78
184 He was always dressed to kill 1.5464 0.03034 571 338 154 79
185 I guess the only thing we can count on now is taxes. 1.5464 0.03163 571 351 128 92
186 Life just won't be the same without him. 1.5456 0.03077 548 323 151 74
187 Well, I guess we should have saved more money for retirement. It looks like we’re gonna be here awhile. 1.5448 0.02872 558 313 186 59
188 He touched so many lives. 1.5440 0.03175 557 341 129 87
189 It's always the one you least expect to go. 1.5437 0.02992 561 327 163 71
190 I always thought taxes would go first. 1.5435 0.03114 552 331 142 79
191 Well, I guess that leaves us with taxes. 1.5430 0.03093 547 325 147 75
192 Does Taxes know? 1.5423 0.03139 544 327 139 78
193 I told him that job was a dead end. 1.5417 0.03071 504 288 159 57
194 Florida is going to get crowded 1.5414 0.03186 543 331 130 82
195 Well dear, so much for death do us part. 1.5409 0.03077 538 317 151 70
196 Nap time is over. Now, go get us some customers. 1.5409 0.03284 538 336 113 89
197 Turns out, he had a peanut allergy. 1.5406 0.03296 529 329 114 86
198 Why an open casket? He looks like hell. 1.5403 0.03244 533 328 122 83
199 Now who's going to put me out of my misery? 1.5402 0.03163 498 291 145 62
200 What are the odds? He died on April 15th. 1.5399 0.03173 539 327 133 79
201 So sad. He touched so many lives. 1.5395 0.03070 532 312 153 67
202 They''ll miss him down at the senior center. 1.5388 0.03129 529 315 143 71
203 I hate to say it, but he had it coming. 1.5385 0.03223 533 327 125 81
204 At least he went doing what he loved 1.5381 0.03206 459 263 145 51
205 He shouldn't have gone after Keith Richards. 1.5345 0.03305 507 313 117 77
206 Even in death, he looks like Death. 1.5323 0.03301 496 304 120 72
207 So now how much money do we need for retirement? 1.5322 0.03258 466 275 134 57
208 I thought taxes would go first. 1.5309 0.03263 486 293 128 65
209 I must've warned him a million times, "You're gonna reap what you sow honey." 1.5307 0.03135 488 285 147 56
210 I wonder who came for him. 1.5305 0.03284 492 300 123 69
211 He had all of our lives ahead of him. 1.5300 0.03331 483 296 118 69
212 I have to say... I'm feeling a lot more optimistic about our golden years. 1.5299 0.03243 485 291 131 63
213 There were so many more people that we should have introduced him to 1.5299 0.03346 485 299 115 71
214 Well Gene, it looks like we're stuck with each other forever. 1.5292 0.03268 480 289 128 63
215 Apparently you also reap what you reap. 1.5285 0.03345 473 289 118 66
216 I heard he wanted 'over my dead body' on his headstone. 1.5279 0.03129 466 268 150 48
217 No one ever thinks it can happen to them. 1.5275 0.03404 472 293 109 70
218 I heard it was sickle cell 1.5275 0.03324 472 287 121 64
219 If someone had to go, why couldn't it be taxes? 1.5275 0.03364 472 290 115 67
220 What will The New Yorker cartoonists do without him? 1.5275 0.03311 472 286 123 63
221 I used to flirt with him. 1.5268 0.03324 467 283 122 62
222 Not to sound disrespectful, but he had it coming. 1.5258 0.03259 466 278 131 57
223 He finally found himself. 1.5258 0.03438 466 291 105 70
224 He doesn't look as grim as I imagined. 1.5251 0.03026 459 257 163 39
225 He wanted me to come with him. I told him to go to hell. 1.5251 0.03354 459 279 119 61
226 At least he died doing something he believed in. 1.5249 0.03357 461 281 118 62
227 He reaped what he sowed. 1.5249 0.03385 461 283 114 64
228 He’s got only himself to blame for this. 1.5240 0.03416 458 283 110 65
229 I understand he left 7 billion survivors. 1.5240 0.03214 458 269 138 51
230 Well, we'll always have taxes. 1.5233 0.03428 451 278 110 63
231 My favorite memory was when he took your Aunt Bertha. 1.5232 0.03501 453 285 99 69
232 We should have gone for the reverse mortgage. 1.5231 0.03319 455 274 124 57
233 I guess the only certainty now is taxes. 1.5224 0.03530 446 281 97 68
234 At least Irony's still alive. 1.5216 0.03440 439 269 111 59
235 You know what this means...We'll outlive our savings. 1.5205 0.03385 438 265 118 55
236 Definitely an inside job. 1.5204 0.03482 442 275 104 63
237 Ironically, he didn't have life insurance. 1.5201 0.03856 323 192 94 37
238 Say what you will about him, but he practiced what he preached. 1.5195 0.03525 435 272 100 63
239 Well, this can't be a good sign for the funeral business. 1.5195 0.03555 435 274 96 65
240 It seems like only yesterday I was at his door. 1.5195 0.03276 435 256 132 47
241 Finally, the death of irony. 1.5195 0.03437 437 268 111 58
242 I’d rather it’d been taxes 1.5195 0.03437 437 268 111 58
243 At least one thing is certain . . . taxes. 1.5194 0.03410 439 268 114 57
244 Look, he's still wearing his NRA pin. 1.5186 0.03602 430 273 91 66
245 I always thought that he'd be there for us in our old age. 1.5186 0.03320 430 255 127 48
246 If it weren't 2018, this would be pretty surprising. 1.5183 0.03489 436 271 104 61
247 He was offered a White House position. 1.5179 0.03549 419 260 101 58
248 Quit complaining. Its the last one we have to attend.... 1.5175 0.03310 429 254 128 47
249 Reaping is now done by smart phone, he couldn't adapt. 1.5164 0.03376 426 256 120 50
250 I mean, he must have seen it coming... 1.5155 0.03549 419 261 100 58
251 Pity, he had so much death left in him. 1.5155 0.03452 419 255 112 52
252 Well, this looks grim. 1.5154 0.03406 421 254 117 50
253 I suppose this just leaves taxes. 1.5154 0.03600 421 266 93 62
254 They say it was self-inflicted. 1.5145 0.03500 414 254 107 53
255 This certainly opens an existential can of worms. 1.5134 0.03515 409 251 106 52
256 You were right...in this economy theres no such thing as job security. 1.5134 0.03536 411 254 103 54
257 Putin considered him a threat. 1.5134 0.03619 411 259 93 59
258 My best memory of him was … well, right now 1.5123 0.03376 406 241 122 43
259 Well, I don't really know. Why ARE we grieving? 1.5122 0.03475 410 250 110 50
260 I guess this means we can smoke. 1.5112 0.03537 403 248 104 51
261 He worked himself to, well, you know. 1.5109 0.04994 184 109 56 19
262 So, now it's just taxes. 1.5101 0.03761 398 257 79 62
263 I can never tell, is this irony or poetic justice? 1.5101 0.03624 398 249 95 54
264 Seriously? Tide Pod? 1.5101 0.03693 398 253 87 58
265 Karma. 1.5100 0.03596 402 251 97 54
266 They say he died doing what he loved 1.5100 0.03526 402 247 105 50
267 I'm not surprised. He looked like death. 1.5100 0.03561 402 249 101 52
268 Somehow I thought we’d be first. 1.5089 0.03482 395 239 111 45
269 Can't say I'm surprised. He always looked like death. 1.5089 0.03464 395 238 113 44
270 That just leaves taxes I guess 1.5089 0.03627 395 247 95 53
271 Poor guy - those New Yorker cartoonists worked him to death 1.5088 0.03648 397 250 92 55
272 I guess this means I'll never be rid of your mother. 1.5088 0.03717 397 254 84 59
273 Did they have to make him look so grim? 1.5076 0.03562 394 243 102 49
274 Poor guy worked himself to death. 1.5076 0.03526 394 241 106 47
275 I guess this means I can start eating red meat again? 1.5065 0.03406 383 226 120 37
276 If this is who I think it is, we can cancel our insurance. 1.5065 0.03625 385 239 97 49
277 I can do it myself, he always used to say. 1.5065 0.03536 387 236 106 45
278 First "God is dead" and now this! 1.5065 0.03684 387 244 90 53
279 I’ll bet he never saw this coming. 1.5064 0.03522 389 237 107 45
280 First it was, "God is dead." Now look. 1.5064 0.03633 389 243 95 51
281 Well, I guess we're stuck with each other for a while. 1.5064 0.03484 389 235 111 43
282 He kept working right up until the end. 1.5064 0.03587 393 244 99 50
283 That's what you get for training your own replacement. 1.5052 0.03608 382 236 99 47
284 Get up, you're not fooling anyone. 1.5052 0.03739 382 243 85 54
285 He looks like hell. 1.5052 0.03669 384 241 92 51
286 You say ironic, I say redundant. 1.5052 0.03446 386 231 115 40
287 Any idea who did it? 1.5040 0.03721 377 238 88 51
288 I'm not sure what it means - but I think we'd better sign up for long term care insurance... 1.5040 0.03506 377 227 110 40
289 There's still taxes. 1.5040 0.03780 379 243 81 55
290 It was just too much for him when hell froze over. 1.5039 0.03710 381 241 88 52
291 You can't count on anything anymore. 1.5027 0.03527 374 226 108 40
292 Well, there goes our funeral business. 1.5027 0.03666 374 233 94 47
293 What's next...taxes? 1.5027 0.03763 374 238 84 52
294 Whatever you do, don't sign the guest book. 1.5027 0.03686 374 234 92 48
295 Looks like you're stuck with me now, Arthur 1.5027 0.03612 376 232 99 45
296 I know you’re not supposed to say it, but he really brought this on himself. 1.5013 0.03843 371 240 76 55
297 I hate wakes. It's like staring at death in the face. 1.5013 0.03554 373 227 105 41
298 He just couldn't find work-life balance. 1.5013 0.03566 377 231 103 43
299 That job would kill anyone. 1.5000 0.03762 364 230 86 48
300 Does this mean we're stuck here? 1.5000 0.03610 368 226 100 42
301 So much reaping and so little to sow for it. 1.5000 0.03782 364 231 84 49
302 You know, maybe I will go on that skydiving thing next week after all. 1.4986 0.03597 367 225 101 41
303 Let's hold off on mailing our tax returns. 1.4986 0.03662 361 223 96 42
304 The ironic part is that he died in the Living Room 1.4986 0.03781 359 227 85 47
305 He would have liked the irony. 1.4958 0.03621 355 217 100 38
306 I don't know about you, but I was kind of counting on "...till death do us part." 1.4957 0.03651 351 215 98 38
307 I assumed he was exempt. 1.4957 0.03717 351 218 92 41
308 Talk about ironic...he choked to death on a lifesaver. 1.4943 0.03897 350 226 75 49
309 You would think he'd seen it coming. 1.4928 0.03815 347 220 83 44
310 Let's just see what happens if we don't pay our taxes this year. 1.4928 0.03810 345 218 84 43
311 It may be a trick....you poke him. 1.4927 0.03804 343 216 85 42
312 I hope this means we can start smoking again 1.4912 0.03675 342 210 96 36
313 Even the Grim Reaper has left the White House. 1.4912 0.04009 342 225 66 51
314 He only has himself to blame. 1.4912 0.03744 342 213 90 39
315 He shouldn't have brought a scythe to a gun fight. 1.4912 0.03966 342 223 70 49
316 Well, this certainly changes our retirement plan. 1.4911 0.03753 338 210 90 38
317 Looks like we're stuck with your mother. 1.4911 0.03869 338 215 80 43
318 His last words were "I can't take another day of Trump". 1.4896 0.04011 337 221 67 49
319 Your father and I are concerned that this "goth thing" is getting a little out of hand, dear. 1.4896 0.04008 335 219 68 48
320 Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it! 1.4896 0.03940 335 216 74 45
321 Coroner said it was work-related. 1.4895 0.03795 333 208 87 38
322 I liked him in that Ingmar Bergman film. 1.4895 0.03842 333 210 83 40
323 Well, at least irony isn't dead. 1.4895 0.03819 333 209 85 39
324 They ruled it a suicide. 1.4895 0.03958 333 215 73 45
325 Apparently bested in an encounter with someone named Keith Richards. 1.4895 0.03889 333 212 79 42
326 Now I am convinced that Keith Richards will live forever. 1.4879 0.03985 330 214 71 45
327 At least he saw it coming. 1.4879 0.03844 330 208 83 39
328 Of course it's sad, but he died doing what he loved. 1.4879 0.03844 330 208 83 39
329 You think it'll never happen to you. 1.4879 0.03747 330 204 91 35
330 My guess is that he finally reaped what he sowed. 1.4878 0.03886 328 208 80 40
331 I guess that just leaves Taxes. 1.4878 0.03813 328 205 86 37
332 The Russians deny poisoning him. 1.4877 0.03946 324 207 76 41
333 I guess now it’s just taxes. 1.4865 0.03958 333 216 72 45
334 Ok, now I feel old. 1.4862 0.03822 327 205 85 37
335 He was someone you could always count on. 1.4862 0.03688 325 198 96 31
336 Our last customer. Looks like we're finally out of business. 1.4862 0.03839 325 204 84 37
337 I always thought I'd go before he did. 1.4862 0.03814 325 203 86 36
338 Cancel the life insurance. 1.4862 0.03888 325 206 80 39
339 Well, what do you know? Irony IS dead. 1.4861 0.03955 323 207 75 41
340 I guess I picked the wrong time to open a funeral home. 1.4861 0.03931 323 206 77 40
341 I told him he should've forwarded that chain letter. 1.4861 0.03832 323 202 85 36
342 You think he knew it was coming? 1.4861 0.03955 323 207 75 41
343 What goes around comes around. 1.4861 0.03806 323 201 87 35
344 I’ve never been this close to death before. 1.4861 0.03704 323 197 95 31
345 I always said he was working himself to death. 1.4845 0.03915 322 205 78 39
346 So then just taxes? 1.4844 0.04080 320 210 65 45
347 His obituary said we should make donations directly to the NRA. 1.4844 0.04198 320 215 55 50
348 This is going to tank Social Security. 1.4844 0.03832 320 200 85 35
349 His job finally got to him. 1.4844 0.04032 320 208 69 43
350 horrible job. why did they make him look so grim 1.4844 0.03807 320 199 87 34
351 He looks so life-like. They did a terrible job. 1.4843 0.04051 318 207 68 43
352 "You'll work yourself to death," I said. "Stop being ironic," he said. 1.4843 0.03665 318 192 98 28
353 Now the only thing certain is taxes. 1.4843 0.04026 318 206 70 42
354 Well, it looks like irony is alive and kicking. 1.4825 0.03954 315 201 76 38
355 He never should have taken that White House Communications Director job. He had a perfectly good career. 1.4824 0.04050 313 203 69 41
356 Now what happens to that "until death do us part" clause? 1.4824 0.03706 313 190 95 28
357 It was him or us, dear. 1.4810 0.03970 316 203 74 39
358 Great, now how are we gonna get rid of your mother? 1.4809 0.03963 314 201 75 38
359 Well, honey, ‘Till Death Do Us Part’ is no longer on the table, let’s get a divorce 1.4809 0.03912 314 199 79 36
360 Well, I guess that only leaves Taxes. 1.4806 0.04028 310 200 71 39
361 Now aren't you glad we went for the lifetime annuity? 1.4806 0.03869 310 194 83 33
362 I hope taxes are next. 1.4806 0.04205 310 207 57 46
363 I'm having a near death experience. 1.4803 0.03952 304 192 78 34
364 I heard the funeral director's retiring after this. 1.4790 0.03740 309 189 92 28
365 Let's hear it for the Second Amendment. 1.4790 0.04190 309 206 58 45
366 Don't gloat—the new guy might be worse. 1.4790 0.03878 309 194 82 33
367 Poor bastard, worked himself to death. 1.4790 0.03768 309 190 90 29
368 I guess now all we can count on is taxes. 1.4790 0.03985 309 198 74 37
369 What's with the high heels? 1.4785 0.04150 303 199 63 41
370 It's what he always wanted. 1.4774 0.03975 310 199 74 37
371 Well that’s a bit redundant, don’t you think? 1.4771 0.03878 306 192 82 32
372 I never expected him to go first. 1.4770 0.03840 304 189 85 30
373 So much for "'Til death do us part" 1.4770 0.03868 304 190 83 31
374 He never truly lived. 1.4770 0.03783 304 187 89 28
375 Sigh, I guess he reaped what he sowed. 1.4770 0.03896 304 191 81 32
376 So sad. Who will play Bannon now? 1.4770 0.04192 304 202 59 43
377 They ruled it a suicide. 1.4770 0.03952 304 193 77 34
378 This is a game changer. 1.4767 0.03990 300 191 75 34
379 I heard it was a murder-suicide. 1.4767 0.03962 300 190 77 33
380 So he finally did reap what he sowed. 1.4767 0.04073 300 194 69 37
381 Oh well, what goes around comes around. 1.4749 0.03972 299 190 76 33
382 It almost looks like he's just reaping. 1.4749 0.04192 299 198 60 41
383 You can get up now. They’re not gonna ban assault weapons. 1.4749 0.04083 299 194 68 37
384 At least he died doing something he loved. 1.4749 0.04111 299 195 66 38
385 That just leaves taxes. 1.4749 0.04138 299 196 64 39
386 I warned him not to go after Keith Richards. 1.4746 0.04125 295 192 66 37
387 He says it "gets him in the zone" 1.4746 0.04040 295 189 72 34
388 That reminds me, our taxes are due. 1.4746 0.04097 295 191 68 36
389 I think the irony was lost on him. 1.4730 0.04169 296 195 62 39
390 Does this mean I'm stuck with you forever? 1.4728 0.04078 294 190 69 35
391 Rats. It looks like your mother's going to be with us for quite a while. 1.4728 0.04135 294 192 65 37
392 So who came for HIM? 1.4728 0.03904 294 184 81 29
393 I always hoped taxes would be the first to go 1.4728 0.04163 294 193 63 38
394 What a year Murray--first a tax break, now this! 1.4728 0.04107 294 191 67 36
395 I told you all it took was a good guy with a gun. 1.4728 0.04107 294 191 67 36
396 Apparently you do reap what you sow. 1.4728 0.04050 294 189 71 34
397 That 401(k) money is going to have to last us a lot longer than we thought. 1.4728 0.04021 294 188 73 33
398 If this means we're going to live forever, I want a divorce. 1.4728 0.04191 294 194 61 39
399 Karma. 1.4728 0.04021 294 188 73 33
400 Well, you reap what you reap. 1.4728 0.04078 294 190 69 35
401 Even he didn’t see himself coming! 1.4726 0.04099 292 189 68 35
402 He loved his job, but he worked himself to death. 1.4724 0.04032 290 185 73 32
403 Now we'll never get off the wait list for senior housing. 1.4706 0.04273 289 193 56 40
404 Thank God. The New Yorker can't exploit him anymore. 1.4700 0.04196 283 185 63 35
405 He had so much left to take. 1.4700 0.04136 283 183 67 33
406 He was so full of death. 1.4700 0.04255 283 187 59 37
407 They should have done a closed casket, he looks like death! 1.4700 0.04284 283 188 57 38
408 Apparently the only thing certain in life now is taxes. 1.4700 0.04136 283 183 67 33
409 They say he took his own life. 1.4700 0.04255 283 187 59 37
410 What do you mean, "you don't see the irony."? 1.4681 0.04176 282 184 64 34
411 I wonder if he saw it coming. 1.4679 0.03979 280 176 77 27
412 He used to say irony was dead. 1.4679 0.04137 280 181 67 32
413 He was watching Fox and Friends. 1.4679 0.04229 280 184 61 35
414 Once 'Saturday Night Live' compared him to Steve Bannon, his spirit wasn’t in it anymore. 1.4657 0.04293 277 184 57 36
415 He touched a lot of lives. 1.4657 0.04293 277 184 57 36
416 He died of supernatural causes. 1.4657 0.04201 277 181 63 33
417 Oh boy, I guess the only thing certain now is taxes. 1.4657 0.04232 277 182 61 34
418 He had a lasting impact on everyone he met. 1.4655 0.04192 275 179 64 32
419 If you're ever going to run with the bulls, now would be the time. 1.4652 0.04183 273 177 65 31
420 I told him he was messing with the wrong old lady. 1.4652 0.04183 273 177 65 31
421 That’s a tough way to meet your quota! 1.4652 0.04052 273 173 73 27
422 Logistically, this is a nightmare. 1.4647 0.04294 269 177 59 33
423 Does this mean I'm stuck with you for eternity? 1.4632 0.04383 272 183 52 37
424 You never think it can happen to you... 1.4632 0.04258 272 179 60 33
425 Well this is certainly a game changer. 1.4630 0.04217 270 176 63 31
426 You know, I think death becomes him. 1.4630 0.03981 270 169 77 24
427 That'll teach you to skulk around our retirement home. 1.4630 0.04439 270 183 49 38
428 Life just won't be the same without him. 1.4630 0.04313 270 179 57 34
429 He will be missed by cartoonists. 1.4627 0.03967 268 167 78 23
430 The only thing for certain now is taxes. 1.4627 0.04465 268 182 48 38
431 It's been a rough year for everyone. 1.4627 0.04273 268 176 60 32
432 You're not fooling anyone. 1.4627 0.04207 268 174 64 30
433 how was I supposed to know he was allergic to peanuts?? 1.4613 0.04457 271 185 47 39
434 I think it's safe to start drinking again. 1.4613 0.04072 271 173 71 27
435 Who's grim now? 1.4610 0.04094 269 172 70 27
436 This IS a bad flu season. 1.4607 0.04317 267 177 57 33
437 You're not fooling anyone. 1.4604 0.04241 265 173 62 30
438 Now all we have to worry about are taxes. 1.4604 0.04275 265 174 60 31
439 Let's go skydiving after all. 1.4601 0.04231 263 171 63 29
440 It becomes him. 1.4601 0.04299 263 173 59 31
441 Ain’t payback a bitch. 1.4601 0.04196 263 170 65 28
442 Well, at least irony isn't dead. 1.4601 0.04161 263 169 67 27
443 I'll be going on the bacon and ice cream diet. What about you? 1.4590 0.04138 268 173 67 28
444 Make sure they lock the casket. 1.4586 0.04127 266 171 68 27
445 Well, there's a job opening. I heard they're working with a skeleton crew. 1.4583 0.04319 264 175 57 32
446 I heard it was sickle cell 1.4583 0.04578 264 183 41 40
447 I hear it was the Russians. 1.4580 0.04102 262 167 70 25
448 The worst part about it is that he never really lived. 1.4577 0.04470 260 176 49 35
449 Yes, we're sure it's 'comfy', but could you show us something less pricey. 1.4577 0.04231 260 169 63 28
450 Oh, damn. Why couldn't it have been taxes? 1.4577 0.04196 260 168 65 27
451 I always knew his work would catch up with him. 1.4574 0.04147 258 165 68 25
452 I hope he’s an only child. 1.4574 0.04394 258 172 54 32
453 Death runs in his family 1.4574 0.04360 258 171 56 31
454 You think this will lower premiums? 1.4574 0.04110 258 164 70 24
455 He really should have seen this one coming. 1.4574 0.04462 258 174 50 34
456 I guess the only thing certain now are Taxes! 1.4574 0.04360 258 171 56 31
457 He let himself go. 1.4574 0.04147 258 165 68 25
458 If this doesn't bankrupt Social Security, nothing will. 1.4574 0.04183 258 166 66 26
459 I guess you could say it’s death imitating art. 1.4559 0.04322 261 173 57 31
460 He was doing OK until the grimmer reaper came to visit. 1.4553 0.04266 257 168 61 28
461 Well now I'm only certain about taxes. 1.4553 0.04266 257 168 61 28
462 That seems redundant. 1.4553 0.04406 257 172 53 32
463 He brought it upon himeslf 1.4545 0.04528 253 172 47 34
464 He should have seen this coming 1.4545 0.04423 253 169 53 31
465 I bet that was a surprise. 1.4545 0.04352 253 167 57 29
466 The mandatory retirement rules are really getting strict. 1.4545 0.04242 253 164 63 26
467 Who knew he had orange hair? 1.4545 0.04458 253 170 51 32
468 I'm guessing he would have seen the irony in this. 1.4545 0.04242 253 164 63 26
469 I heard it was self-inflicted. 1.4545 0.04279 253 165 61 27
470 Yeah, but we still have taxes. 1.4545 0.04458 253 170 51 32
471 It’s importat to remember he died doing what he loved. 1.4545 0.04205 253 163 65 25
472 They say he never saw it coming. 1.4545 0.04242 253 164 63 26
473 I knew that job would end up killing him. 1.4545 0.04167 253 162 67 24
474 Let's hope taxes are next. 1.4542 0.04485 251 169 50 32
475 I guess I can cancel that life insurance policy. 1.4542 0.04075 251 158 72 21
476 The flu season was much worse than I thought. 1.4542 0.04304 251 164 60 27
477 I told you he looked like death when I last saw him. 1.4524 0.04253 252 164 62 26
478 Think we should still pay our taxes? 1.4524 0.04435 252 169 52 31
479 Well, let's hope taxes go next. 1.4520 0.04240 250 162 63 25
480 You never think it'll happen to you. 1.4520 0.04389 250 166 55 29
481 Worst flu season ever. 1.4520 0.04426 250 167 53 30
482 Ya reap what ya sow. 1.4516 0.04265 248 161 62 25
483 I told him not to take his work home with him 1.4516 0.04378 248 164 56 28
484 He touched a lot of people. 1.4516 0.04226 248 160 64 24
485 So I’m thinking that our reverse mortgage was a bad idea. 1.4516 0.04303 248 162 60 26
486 He was his own worst enemy. 1.4512 0.04479 246 165 51 30
487 It was sickle cell. 1.4512 0.04589 246 168 45 33
488 He never saw himself coming. 1.4512 0.04404 246 163 55 28
489 Think he'll Make Hell Great Again? 1.4512 0.04404 246 163 55 28
490 I guess that just leaves Taxes. 1.4512 0.04442 246 164 53 29
491 ‘Well, I guess you really do reap what you sow’ 1.4512 0.04442 246 164 53 29
492 Oh god, does this mean your mother is going to live forever? 1.4512 0.04404 246 163 55 28
493 I never had a chance to meet him. 1.4512 0.04212 246 158 65 23
494 He looks so peaceful...Death really becomes him. 1.4502 0.04339 251 166 57 28
495 This still leaves taxes 1.4502 0.04265 251 164 61 26
496 I'd have preferred if it was taxes. 1.4502 0.04375 251 167 55 29
497 All that's left now is taxes. 1.4502 0.04726 251 177 35 39
498 I hear his replacement looks like "death warmed over". 1.4490 0.04102 245 155 70 20
499 How long do we have to stay married now, Henry? 1.4490 0.04417 245 163 54 28
500 I never knew he wore glasses. 1.4490 0.04379 245 162 56 27
501 They say it was his job that killed him. 1.4490 0.04302 245 160 60 25
502 And I thought you had a dead end job 1.4490 0.04602 245 168 44 33
503 Never saw him eat a salad. 1.4481 0.04432 241 160 54 27
504 It’s the actuaries I really feel sorry for. 1.4481 0.04353 241 158 58 25
505 I guess it was a good thing we forgot to clear the ice from our front steps. 1.4477 0.04498 239 160 51 28
506 Now, THIS is what they mean by "died unexpectedly". 1.4477 0.04298 239 155 61 23
507 Does this mean we have to stay married forever? 1.4477 0.04614 239 163 45 31
508 He brought this upon himself. 1.4477 0.04339 239 156 59 24
509 I always get him and Father Time mixed up. 1.4477 0.04339 239 156 59 24
510 I'm going to have a cigarette. 1.4459 0.04534 222 146 53 23
511 I know it should make me question the existential ramifications for the concept of mortality, but mostly I'm just waiting for them to bring out the hors d'oeuvres. 1.4454 0.04392 238 157 56 25
512 'Well, Herb, I guess we can ease back on the bucket list.' 1.4454 0.04351 238 156 58 24
513 One down, Taxes to go. 1.4454 0.04589 238 162 46 30
514 They say if Wayne LaPierre kisses him he'll wake up. 1.4449 0.04657 236 162 43 31
515 I always thought we'd go before him. 1.4449 0.04336 236 154 59 23
516 What an oxymoron. 1.4449 0.04419 236 156 55 25
517 So who’s going to come after your mother now? 1.4449 0.04459 236 157 53 26
518 Now the only certain thing is taxes. 1.4449 0.04579 236 160 47 29
519 The police ruled it a suicide. 1.4449 0.04657 236 162 43 31
520 He went down swinging. 1.4444 0.04363 234 153 58 23
521 Until now our marriage only seemed endless. 1.4444 0.04446 234 155 54 25
522 Seems redundant, don’t you think. 1.4444 0.04487 234 156 52 26
523 He heaved a scythe, and then he was gone. 1.4444 0.04687 234 161 42 31
524 Well, I guess you reap what you reap. 1.4444 0.04648 234 160 44 30
525 I guess the only thing certain now are Taxes! 1.4444 0.04363 234 153 58 23
526 Well, we've still got taxes. 1.4444 0.04405 234 154 56 24
527 Well, we still have taxes. 1.4444 0.04446 234 155 54 25
528 Does this make us grim weepers? 1.4444 0.04528 234 157 50 27
529 It seems kind of redundant. 1.4444 0.04405 234 154 56 24
530 He looks as dead as he did when he was alive. 1.4444 0.04528 234 157 50 27
531 Oh well, I guess that will be our last customer. 1.4444 0.04405 234 154 56 24
532 Karma's a bitch. 1.4444 0.04648 234 160 44 30
533 I never appreciated irony before. 1.4444 0.04446 234 155 54 25
534 The job just gets to you in the end, I guess! 1.4444 0.04278 234 151 62 21
535 Call it Karma. 1.4440 0.04390 241 160 55 26
536 You never think it's going to be you. 1.4440 0.04515 232 155 51 26
537 Well, I guess we only have to worry about Taxes now. 1.4440 0.04678 232 159 43 30
538 He seemed like an “always the reaper, never the reaped” kind of guy. 1.4440 0.04347 232 151 59 22
539 Work got the better of him. 1.4440 0.04432 232 153 55 24
540 I imagine he brought it upon himself. 1.4440 0.04304 232 150 61 21
541 I don't know dear. Is it irony or paradox? 1.4439 0.04603 205 133 53 19
542 I can see how comfortable it is, but do you have anything more in our price range? 1.4435 0.04417 239 159 54 26
543 Peaceful? He looks like death warmed over to me. 1.4435 0.04377 239 158 56 25
544 A bit self-serving, don’t you think? 1.4435 0.04043 239 150 72 17
545 I guess his work finally caught up with him. 1.4435 0.04337 239 157 58 24
546 And what was the cause of death? 1.4435 0.04417 239 159 54 26
547 Well, this is the last time I go to a funeral. 1.4435 0.04377 239 158 56 25
548 Well, of course it had to be a suicide. 1.4430 0.04196 237 152 65 20
549 They did such a great job. He looks every bit as dead as he did last time we saw him. 1.4430 0.04404 237 157 55 25
550 Looks like Trump scares the life out of everyone... 1.4421 0.04818 233 164 35 34
551 So how are we going to sell the rest of these caskets? 1.4421 0.04500 233 156 51 26
552 Well I guess its just taxes then. 1.4416 0.04359 231 151 58 22
553 Well, this leaves only taxes. 1.4410 0.04515 229 153 51 25
554 Your sister is such a drama queen. 1.4410 0.04599 229 155 47 27
555 On the other hand, I see an up side for us in this. 1.4410 0.04208 229 146 65 18
556 Worst flu season ever. 1.4410 0.04342 229 149 59 21
557 Serves him right. 1.4410 0.05143 195 135 34 26
558 He was a victim of his own success 1.4405 0.04587 227 153 48 26
559 He resigned? 1.4405 0.04414 227 149 56 22
560 Well, I'm still certain about taxes. 1.4405 0.04458 227 150 54 23
561 I guess only taxes are certain. 1.4405 0.04544 227 152 50 25
562 The NRA just lost their biggest fan. 1.4405 0.04835 227 159 36 32
563 He loved that outfit. 1.4405 0.04629 227 154 46 27
564 How do we know he's dead? 1.4386 0.04529 228 153 50 25
565 So, donuts for dinner? 1.4381 0.04769 226 157 39 30
566 I warned him. Live by the scythe; die by the scythe. 1.4381 0.04471 226 150 53 23
567 I never liked him. 1.4381 0.04558 226 152 49 25
568 So I wonder who came for him? 1.4375 0.04588 224 151 48 25
569 Now, nothing's certain but taxes. 1.4375 0.04842 224 157 36 31
570 Does this mean “Till Death Do Us Part” is off the table? 1.4375 0.04544 224 150 50 24
571 He always said this job would be the death of him. 1.4369 0.04618 222 150 47 25
572 Nice try, but you're not fooling the IRS. 1.4369 0.04529 222 148 51 23
573 OMG, Does this mean Trump is going to live forever? 1.4369 0.04875 222 156 35 31
574 Serves him right. 1.4369 0.04705 222 152 43 27
575 So are we like immortal now or what? 1.4369 0.04483 222 147 53 22
576 You live by the scythe, you die by the scythe. 1.4369 0.04391 222 145 57 20
577 We didn't know about the peanut allergy. 1.4369 0.04529 222 148 51 23
578 It turns out a scythe is no match for an AR-15. 1.4369 0.04791 222 154 39 29
579 That’s my Donny... Always dressed to kill! 1.4369 0.04529 222 148 51 23
580 They did a beautiful job. He looks so deathlike. 1.4369 0.04438 222 146 55 21
581 The scythe swings both ways. 1.4356 0.04484 225 150 52 23
582 I always told him, if he didn’t slow down he was going to work himself to death. 1.4350 0.04512 223 149 51 23
583 No, he's not dead - he's just on his Death bed. 1.4338 0.04617 219 148 47 24
584 Don't get too close... it could be a trap. 1.4338 0.04617 219 148 47 24
585 They're calling it a suicide. 1.4338 0.04572 219 147 49 23
586 And never took a holiday. 1.4338 0.04617 219 148 47 24
587 They say it was self-inflicted. 1.4338 0.04479 219 145 53 21
588 Poetic justice. 1.4338 0.04288 219 141 61 17
589 Seems a little self-indulgent. 1.4338 0.04707 219 150 43 26
590 Now there's just taxes 1.4338 0.04795 219 152 39 28
591 I'll tell you what this means Marge.... we can go back to eating whatever we want and drop our gym membership. 1.4338 0.04337 219 142 59 18
592 He took the early retirement package. 1.4332 0.04315 217 140 60 17
593 I'll tell you what this means, Efraim, we're stuck with each other for eternity. 1.4332 0.04873 217 152 36 29
594 "Let's buy a funeral home," you said. "Everyone needs a funeral," you said. Nice one, Harry... 1.4332 0.04556 217 145 50 22
595 Harold always did like dressing for the occasion. 1.4332 0.04873 217 152 36 29
596 He’s always been a do-it-yourselfer. 1.4332 0.04315 217 140 60 17
597 He let his job get to him. 1.4332 0.04694 217 148 44 25
598 Now if we could just do something about taxes. 1.4332 0.04694 217 148 44 25
599 I told you he wouldn't get through his first term. 1.4332 0.04739 217 149 42 26
600 What goes around comes around. 1.4332 0.04694 217 148 44 25
601 Life finally caught up with him. 1.4332 0.04739 217 149 42 26
602 You reap what you sow. Still pretty grim. 1.4332 0.04315 217 140 60 17
603 Well, it looks like he reaped what he reaped. 1.4332 0.04648 217 147 46 24
604 He brought it on himself. 1.4332 0.04739 217 149 42 26
605 How can you tell? 1.4327 0.04892 208 144 38 26
606 So, what - now it's just taxes? 1.4326 0.04772 215 148 41 26
607 Now the only thing certain left is taxes. 1.4326 0.04633 215 145 47 23
608 He wanted his funeral to be a celebration of death. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
609 I think I will go skydiving after all. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
610 The only certain thing left in the world now is taxes. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
611 Now social security is really screwed. 1.4326 0.04490 215 142 53 20
612 He was always complaining that he looked like death. 1.4326 0.04539 215 143 51 21
613 He certainly lived death to the fullest. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
614 He butt-dialed his own number by mistake. 1.4326 0.04726 215 147 43 25
615 His mother always told him not to run with that thing. 1.4326 0.04633 215 145 47 23
616 Thank you for not repairing that top step. 1.4326 0.04490 215 142 53 20
617 This is going to be a long marriage. 1.4319 0.04520 213 141 52 20
618 They really captured his joie de mort. 1.4319 0.04665 213 144 46 23
619 That was easier than I thought, Harold. Now onto the IRS... 1.4318 0.04734 220 152 41 27
620 Well at least he’ll know some people there. 1.4318 0.04463 220 146 53 21
621 This makes me question everything-beginning with our reverse mortgage. 1.4318 0.04690 220 151 43 26
622 He touched so many, I expected a bigger crowd. 1.4318 0.04821 220 154 37 29
623 This isn't going to help the Social Security funding deficit 1.4318 0.04601 220 149 47 24
624 It was either me or him, dear. 1.4318 0.04601 220 149 47 24
625 They did a great job, Death really becomes him. 1.4318 0.04601 220 149 47 24
626 I heard Corporate gave him the ax 1.4312 0.04349 218 142 58 18
627 If you think Florida is overpopulated now, just wait. 1.4312 0.04631 218 148 46 24
628 Maybe this will be his last New Yorker appearance. 1.4306 0.04569 216 145 49 22
629 I rarely say this, but death becomes him. 1.4300 0.04763 207 141 43 23
630 So, what parts us now? 1.4292 0.04679 212 144 45 23
631 This materially effects our retirement fund calculation. 1.4292 0.04583 212 142 49 21
632 I never liked him. 1.4292 0.04679 212 144 45 23
633 I always thought we would go first 1.4292 0.04484 212 140 53 19
634 I can’t believe none of the family showed up. 1.4292 0.04434 212 139 55 18
635 Do we still have to pay taxes? 1.4292 0.04583 212 142 49 21
636 Why couldn't he have died when we were in our prime? 1.4292 0.04534 212 141 51 20
637 He said the job was killing him. 1.4292 0.04383 212 138 57 17
638 Well I guess this leaves us with only taxes. 1.4292 0.04774 212 146 41 25
639 Let’s grab a pack of cigarettes on the way home. 1.4292 0.04679 212 144 45 23
640 He must have seen this coming. 1.4292 0.04085 219 138 68 13
641 First taxes, now him. 1.4286 0.04614 210 141 48 21
642 He was always his own worst enemy. 1.4286 0.04514 210 139 52 19
643 First funeral I’ve ever attended that made me contemplate my own immortality. 1.4286 0.04663 210 142 46 22
644 Now all we have to do is get rid of taxes. 1.4286 0.04712 210 143 44 23
645 We’re fucked. 1.4286 0.04854 210 146 38 26
646 Does this mean we can get the deposits back on our plots? 1.4286 0.04360 210 136 58 16
647 You sow. You reap. And in the end what does it get you? 1.4286 0.04564 210 140 50 20
648 Well, that just leaves taxes. 1.4286 0.04564 210 140 50 20
649 George, I don’t care what anyone says, I think death becomes him. 1.4286 0.04564 210 140 50 20
650 Grab the scythe and let's pay Taxes a visit. 1.4279 0.04983 208 147 33 28
651 He always said the job was killing him. 1.4279 0.04544 208 138 51 19
652 Is it too much to hope that taxes will be next? 1.4279 0.04595 208 139 49 20
653 Betty White challenged him to mortal combat. 1.4279 0.04744 208 142 43 23
654 Well this is grim. 1.4279 0.04841 208 144 39 25
655 You never think it'll happen to you. 1.4279 0.04646 208 140 47 21
656 They did a wonderful job - he doesn't look life-like at all! 1.4272 0.04614 213 144 47 22
657 I guess this means Keith Richards will live forever. 1.4272 0.04778 206 141 42 23
658 Social Security's definitely in trouble now! 1.4272 0.04678 206 139 46 21
659 I'm really not looking forward to seeing his family 1.4272 0.04575 206 137 50 19
660 The undertakers can't be happy about this development. 1.4272 0.04471 206 135 54 17
661 After the 2016 election we should have seen this coming. 1.4272 0.04728 206 140 44 22
662 Now I’m not so certain about taxes either. 1.4272 0.04309 206 132 60 14
663 Henry, if this means we’re going to live forever I’m going to kill myself. 1.4272 0.04827 206 142 40 24
664 Now what? Just taxes? 1.4272 0.04778 206 141 42 23
665 How will they ever keep a lid on this? 1.4272 0.04728 206 140 44 22
666 No Stan, I don’t think this means we’re off the hook. 1.4272 0.04728 206 140 44 22
667 I would have expected taxes to go first. 1.4272 0.04627 206 138 48 20
668 Gosh, you really do reap what you sow. 1.4272 0.04778 206 141 42 23
669 I guess we can cancel our life insurance. 1.4272 0.04254 206 131 62 13
670 He looks very lifelike 1.4265 0.04645 211 143 46 22
671 He always had a great sense of irony. 1.4251 0.04558 207 138 50 19
672 Makes you wonder who came for him? 1.4251 0.04506 207 137 52 18
673 I was really hoping Taxes would go first... 1.4236 0.04674 203 137 46 20
674 Does this mean we should have saved more for retirement? 1.4236 0.04878 203 141 38 24
675 Well, what did he expect, wearing a hoodie near the precinct house? 1.4236 0.04977 203 143 34 26
676 We should have saved more for retirement. 1.4236 0.04674 203 137 46 20
677 When you're in HR as long as he was, you're going to make enemies. 1.4236 0.04674 203 137 46 20
678 Normally I'm against suicide. 1.4236 0.04568 203 135 50 18
679 I thought he would outlive all of us! 1.4236 0.04725 203 138 44 21
680 Well, the only sure thing left is taxes. 1.4229 0.04759 201 137 43 21
681 I bet he didn't see it coming. 1.4229 0.04600 201 134 49 18
682 I'm just glad he went doing what he loved. 1.4223 0.04921 206 145 35 26
683 Its the new plan for cutting Medicare. 1.4223 0.04774 206 142 41 23
684 He was so full of life. You know, for Death. 1.4221 0.04465 199 130 54 15
685 No, what's ironic is that it's tax season too. 1.4221 0.04687 199 134 46 19
686 Once they got rid of taxes on the rich, this was inevitable. 1.4221 0.04846 199 137 40 22
687 That's Harry all right -- Always "dressed to kill." 1.4221 0.04521 199 131 52 16
688 I suppose this explains the new tax bill. 1.4221 0.04794 199 136 42 21
689 His obituary said he was preceded in death by everybody. 1.4221 0.04577 199 132 50 17
690 You promised us, "till death do us part"... Larry, I want a divorce. 1.4221 0.04687 199 134 46 19
691 I've heard he never took a holiday. 1.4221 0.04846 199 137 40 22
692 Hey -- you reap what you sow. 1.4203 0.04656 207 141 45 21
693 I'm hardly surprised. He looked like death the last time I saw him. 1.4200 0.05031 200 142 32 26
694 Don’t get up. We’re not staying. 1.4200 0.04774 200 137 42 21
695 He died as he lived. 1.4200 0.04774 200 137 42 21
696 So sad. Who will lead the alt-right now? 1.4197 0.05010 193 135 35 23
697 And they say that irony is dead. 1.4194 0.04979 186 128 38 20
698 How odd that he died while doing his taxes. 1.4192 0.04862 198 137 39 22
699 It was sickle cell. 1.4192 0.04966 198 139 35 24
700 Who knew that abolishing the NRA would have such an immediate effect on him. 1.4188 0.04882 191 131 40 20
701 They're saying it was self-inflicted. 1.4184 0.04623 196 131 48 17
702 I always thought he would be the last to go. 1.4184 0.04735 196 133 44 19
703 I told you it wouldn't fit. 1.4184 0.04735 196 133 44 19
704 Looks like Aunt Edna's going be living with us a long time, Frank! 1.4184 0.04566 196 130 50 16
705 He had his scythe, but I had a gun. 1.4184 0.04951 196 137 36 23
706 They say he never saw it coming. 1.4184 0.04898 196 136 38 22
707 Who knew your mother had a sense of humor? 1.4184 0.04735 196 133 44 19
708 Well this seems redundant. 1.4184 0.04566 196 130 50 16
709 I agree, Death becomes himself. 1.4175 0.04935 194 135 37 22
710 Yes, Robert, I'm pretty sure he saw it coming. 1.4175 0.04935 194 135 37 22
711 If you can't reap them, join them. 1.4175 0.04599 194 129 49 16
712 He ran into a good guy with a scythe. 1.4175 0.04989 194 136 35 23
713 Just goes to show that you reap what you sow. 1.4175 0.04935 194 135 37 22
714 Well, there is still taxes. 1.4175 0.04656 194 130 47 17
715 Irony is dead as well 1.4175 0.04599 194 129 49 16
716 Wow… That's what I call dedication! 1.4175 0.04599 194 129 49 16
717 Who knew Death was allergic to shellfish? 1.4175 0.05095 194 138 31 25
718 Maybe he didn’t meet his targets. 1.4175 0.04540 194 128 51 15
719 It was him or us. 1.4175 0.04880 194 134 39 21
720 So irony isn't dead after all. 1.4175 0.04713 194 131 45 18
721 I wonder if Mrs Death will remarry 1.4175 0.04825 194 133 41 20
722 Well that sucks. I was counting on that ‘death do us part’ thing. 1.4175 0.04770 194 132 43 19
723 Now I'm sure that smoking can kill anybody 1.4171 0.04682 199 135 45 19
724 It should've been taxes. 1.4171 0.04894 199 139 37 23
725 I just told the morticion to dress your mother according to her true personality. 1.4171 0.04894 199 139 37 23
726 They really did a nice job. He looks so natural and grim. 1.4171 0.04628 199 134 47 18
727 I told him to use the lawnmower instead of that damn scythe. 1.4171 0.04789 199 137 41 21
728 I guess what goes around, comes around. 1.4171 0.04403 199 130 55 14
729 Relax Gladys. It was him or us. 1.4167 0.04917 192 133 38 21
730 Now what?" "Well, I always wanted to try skydiving. 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
731 We'll always have taxes... 1.4167 0.04917 192 133 38 21
732 This does complicate our retirement planning. 1.4162 0.04716 197 134 44 19
733 Among so many achievements, bubonic plague was the standout for me. 1.4158 0.04898 190 131 39 20
734 I never liked his gallows humor. 1.4154 0.04694 195 132 45 18
735 He always said his work would be the death of him. 1.4154 0.04637 195 131 47 17
736 At his age, he should have gotten the flu shot. 1.4153 0.04728 183 122 46 15
737 I heard it was self-inflicted. 1.4136 0.04705 191 129 45 17
738 And we always thought he'd be the last to go. 1.4136 0.05044 191 135 33 23
739 Does this mean we're stuck with each other forever? 1.4136 0.04989 191 134 35 22
740 We warned him not wear a hoodie to a Trump rally. 1.4136 0.05205 191 138 27 26
741 He was always a do-it-yourselfer. 1.4136 0.04586 191 127 49 15
742 Does this mean we're going to be married forever? 1.4136 0.04933 191 133 37 21
743 Wish they’d wipe that grim off his face! 1.4136 0.04989 191 134 35 22
744 He always did dress to kill 1.4136 0.04820 191 131 41 19
745 They say he left no survivors. 1.4136 0.04586 191 127 49 15
746 Well, on the plus side, I guess we can cancel our life insurance. 1.4136 0.04705 191 129 45 17
747 On second thought, I do want a divorce. 1.4136 0.04877 191 132 39 20
748 Why couldn’t this have happened when I was still young? 1.4136 0.04763 191 130 43 18
749 I can't get over the redundancy. 1.4136 0.04646 191 128 47 16
750 So your mother died at a costume party? 1.4136 0.05044 191 135 33 23
751 I guess that’s a grim wrapper. 1.4136 0.04526 191 126 51 14
752 I suppose now we'll have to rely on the NRA. 1.4136 0.04933 191 133 37 21
753 He was denied life insurance because of a preexisting condition . 1.4136 0.04877 191 132 39 20
754 Hard to believe they could botch a hip replacement on him. 1.4136 0.04877 191 132 39 20
755 We better check the retirement account. I don't think we planned for this. 1.4136 0.04989 191 134 35 22
756 Now that you mention it, he does look rather grim. 1.4136 0.04586 191 127 49 15
757 They did a nice job, so death-like. 1.4136 0.04877 191 132 39 20
758 We’re gonna need a bigger retirement. 1.4136 0.04820 191 131 41 19
759 It's so sad, his work finally got the better of him, but still, what a legacy. 1.4127 0.04798 189 129 42 18
760 So ‘til when do us part, now? 1.4127 0.04914 189 131 38 20
761 Well isn't this just great. Who is going to come for Aunt Edna now? 1.4127 0.04619 189 126 48 15
762 It's part of his Customer Experience training. 1.4127 0.04798 189 129 42 18
763 Bet he never saw That coming. 1.4127 0.04914 189 131 38 20
764 Henry, I want a divorce. 1.4127 0.04914 189 131 38 20
765 He killed himself. 1.4127 0.04680 189 127 46 16
766 Great - what will we sit around waiting for now? 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
767 He seems to have worked himself to death. 1.4118 0.04527 187 123 51 13
768 Talk about double negatives! 1.4118 0.04952 187 130 37 20
769 He touched so many 1.4118 0.05010 187 131 35 21
770 Death really becomes him 1.4118 0.04775 187 127 43 17
771 He brought it on himself, you know. 1.4118 0.04952 187 130 37 20
772 So... this is life after Death? 1.4118 0.05010 187 131 35 21
773 When you said you had beaten death, I didn't think you meant literally 1.4118 0.04952 187 130 37 20
774 Do you think he saw it coming? 1.4118 0.04714 187 126 45 16
775 This comes as a complete surprise. But then again, he always did. 1.4118 0.04714 187 126 45 16
776 Well, whattaya know. He found a way out of his Mueller subpoena after all. 1.4118 0.05010 187 131 35 21
777 Well, that's the last casket we'll be selling for a while. 1.4118 0.04653 187 125 47 15
778 They did a good job, he looks so unnatural. 1.4118 0.04527 187 123 51 13
779 Melvin, stop being dramatic. So what, you're 50! Come back to your party or you'll give your mother a stroke. 1.4118 0.04952 187 130 37 20
780 Surprising he went with the open casket. 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
781 Taxes won in the end. 1.4118 0.04835 187 128 41 18
782 Wow. We're going to have way too much time on our hands. 1.4118 0.04714 187 126 45 16
783 Well, I guess this is the last funeral we'll ever have to attend. 1.4118 0.04714 187 126 45 16
784 Well, we can't say he didn't see it coming. 1.4108 0.04991 185 129 36 20
785 I thought he'd look grimmer. 1.4108 0.05164 185 132 30 23
786 What's next. No taxes? 1.4108 0.04931 185 128 38 19
787 Seems redundant. 1.4108 0.04749 185 125 44 16
788 It looks as if the only certainty now is - taxes. 1.4108 0.05107 185 131 32 22
789 It was either him or me. 1.4103 0.05053 156 104 40 12
790 So karma is real. 1.4098 0.04658 183 122 47 14
791 I guess the job finally caught up with him 1.4098 0.04909 183 126 39 18
792 I hear he's being replaced by an even worse fate. 1.4098 0.04722 183 123 45 15
793 I guess we will have to work on our marriage 1.4098 0.04785 183 124 43 16
794 Gosh, I guess that just leaves taxes... 1.4098 0.05030 183 128 35 20
795 It’s going to be a hell of a eulogy. 1.4098 0.04909 183 126 39 18
796 Turns out he was an organ donor 1.4098 0.04593 183 121 49 13
797 looks just like him 1.4098 0.04785 183 124 43 16
798 I told Bob he was tempting fate when he picked this Halloween costume. 1.4098 0.04970 183 127 37 19
799 Merv, we said. Be a doctor or a lawyer, we said. But no, he had to major in irony. 1.4098 0.05263 183 132 27 24
800 I don't buy it. Check his pulse. 1.4098 0.04658 183 122 47 14
801 He really buried himself in his work. 1.4098 0.04909 183 126 39 18
802 Well, maybe it's NOT too late to get another dog! 1.4096 0.04633 188 126 47 15
803 Now, what about taxes? 1.4096 0.05045 188 133 33 22
804 I loved him in that Bergman film. 1.4091 0.05050 176 122 36 18
805 We call this model The Grim Sleeper. 1.4091 0.05050 176 122 36 18
806 Well, Death did his part. 1.4088 0.04947 181 125 38 18
807 At least he went out doing what he loved most. 1.4078 0.04923 179 123 39 17
808 He made a grave error. 1.4076 0.04826 184 126 41 17
809 That reminds me, I need to do my taxes. 1.4076 0.04887 184 127 39 18
810 I think I’ll cancel my colonoscopy. 1.4076 0.04094 184 115 63 6
811 Karma's a bitch. 1.4076 0.05125 184 131 31 22
812 Who said irony is dead? 1.4076 0.04764 184 125 43 16
813 I guess we do need that long term care insurance. 1.4066 0.04672 182 122 46 14
814 How much do we have in retirement again? 1.4066 0.04987 182 127 36 19
815 I warned him not to cross Putin. 1.4066 0.05107 182 129 32 21
816 This may be good news for us. 1.4066 0.04925 182 126 38 18
817 Now you know what it feels like. 1.4066 0.04737 182 123 44 15
818 Without him I guess the only thing that's certain now is taxes. 1.4066 0.04800 182 124 42 16
819 He was such a big Ingmar Bergman fan 1.4066 0.04737 182 123 44 15
820 Well, yes, I guess I should have believed him when he said he had a "severe" allergy to peanuts. But he shouldn't have used air quotes. 1.4066 0.04800 182 124 42 16
821 Well, he knocked on the wrong door this time. 1.4059 0.05041 170 117 37 16
822 I warned him not to bring work home. 1.4057 0.04801 175 118 43 14
823 Hate to say it but he looks like hell. 1.4056 0.05026 180 126 35 19
824 I thought the service was kind of grim. 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
825 It was the job that killed him. 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
826 What will cartoonists do now? 1.4056 0.04837 180 123 41 16
827 Now all we have left is taxes. 1.4056 0.05026 180 126 35 19
828 I always thought we’d go first. 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
829 Death really does become him. 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
830 Wow, he looks like death warmed over. 1.4056 0.04837 180 123 41 16
831 Great. Now I'll be stuck with you forever. 1.4056 0.05148 180 128 31 21
832 Well, he certainly had it coming. 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
833 They've done a beautiful job--he really looks dead. 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
834 I tried to warn him about your mother. 1.4056 0.05267 180 130 27 23
835 I think its time to get out of the mortuary business. 1.4056 0.05026 180 126 35 19
836 He always complained that work would be the death of him. 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
837 Somehow he looks less grim. 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
838 He promised he'd make it to my funeral, so I thought I'd show up to his. 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
839 I guess he finally caught up with himself. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
840 Do you think it was suicide? 1.4045 0.05067 178 125 34 19
841 I hope the taxman goes next. 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
842 I heard he worked himself to death. 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
843 It's Wayne LaPierre 1.4045 0.05190 178 127 30 21
844 You know what, death really does become him. 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
845 He was dying to know how it felt. 1.4045 0.05129 178 126 32 20
846 I'm told his successor will merely tweet. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
847 I knew this would happen if I let you dress mother. 1.4045 0.05429 178 131 22 25
848 They did a great job, he almost looks normal. 1.4045 0.04743 178 120 44 14
849 This is going to be very bad for business 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
850 I told you that he shouldn't have gone to work in the Trump White House.... 1.4045 0.05129 178 126 32 20
851 Does this mean we can cancel our life insurance? 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
852 Well, there goes the Death Penalty. 1.4045 0.04743 178 120 44 14
853 She did love to accessorize. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
854 His lifestyle finally caught up to him. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
855 They said nothing could kill him. Then, he ate a tide pod. 1.4045 0.05129 178 126 32 20
856 So the last thing he said to me was"Hold my beer and watch this"! 1.4045 0.05129 178 126 32 20
857 I think we should take this 'Time's Up' movement more seriously. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
858 Stop telling people he was from my side of the family. 1.4045 0.04607 178 118 48 12
859 I guess we shouldn't have sold our condo in Florida 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
860 I told him he was working himself to death. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
861 Hey, he had a good run, but it was time to step aside and let the NRA take over. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
862 Well that's ironic 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
863 Now, we'll see his tax return. 1.4045 0.05129 178 126 32 20
864 I wanted him to be a doctor. 1.4045 0.05129 178 126 32 20
865 He won't be needing that where he's going 1.4044 0.04521 183 121 50 12
866 He always did like irony. 1.4044 0.04652 183 123 46 14
867 If we're lucky, taxes are next. 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
868 No wonder your mother is still around to annoy us. 1.4035 0.04587 171 112 49 10
869 Never felt so close to death before 1.4034 0.05171 176 125 31 20
870 Surprised they went with the open casket. 1.4034 0.04847 176 120 41 15
871 About those vows... 1.4034 0.04847 176 120 41 15
872 He had it coming. 1.4033 0.04942 181 126 37 18
873 How many times did I say "Don't run with your scythe"? 1.4033 0.05003 181 127 35 19
874 Now all we have to look forward to is taxes. 1.4023 0.04677 174 116 46 12
875 Apparently, he worked himself to death. 1.4023 0.04885 174 119 40 15
876 One down. Just Taxes to go. 1.4023 0.04677 174 116 46 12
877 Does this mean I don’t have to quit smoking? 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
878 Death became him. 1.4023 0.04885 174 119 40 15
879 Don't get too close... it could be a trap. 1.4023 0.04953 174 120 38 16
880 Could taxes be next? 1.4023 0.04953 174 120 38 16
881 Now it’s time to take on taxes. 1.4022 0.04587 179 119 48 12
882 Well, that’s grim. 1.4022 0.05043 179 126 34 19
883 It's amazing how death-like he still looks. 1.4011 0.04758 177 120 43 14
884 I wonder how he did it? 1.4000 0.04822 170 115 42 13
885 Well, that's the final irony. 1.4000 0.05314 175 127 26 22
886 Now if we could only get rid of taxes. 1.4000 0.05189 175 125 30 20
887 Wow! That can't be good for the funeral business. 1.3988 0.05036 173 121 35 17
888 He was only cheating himself. 1.3988 0.04762 173 117 43 13
889 So I guess we're stuck here til they find a replacement. 1.3988 0.05297 173 125 27 21
890 I think it just finally got to him. 1.3988 0.05103 173 122 33 18
891 I'd say he had it coming to him. 1.3988 0.05168 173 123 31 19
892 The mortuary did a good job. He looks so death-like. 1.3988 0.05168 173 123 31 19
893 Looks like his past finally caught up with him. 1.3988 0.04691 173 116 45 12
894 Term limits. Who knew? 1.3988 0.05036 173 121 35 17
895 At least he died doing what he loved. 1.3988 0.05036 173 121 35 17
896 QUIT NAPPING AND GET BACK TO WORK, THESE CASKETS AIN'T GONNA FILL THEMSELVES. 1.3988 0.05233 173 124 29 20
897 It wouldn't be so sad if Trump weren't President. 1.3988 0.05103 173 122 33 18
898 Natural? I think he looks like Death warmed over. 1.3977 0.05145 171 121 32 18
899 Yes, he really does look like death warmed over. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
900 Now THAT's a game-changer. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
901 Do you think he appreciates the irony? 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
902 He was his own worst enemy. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
903 Looks like we can cancel our life insurance. 1.3977 0.04654 171 114 46 11
904 He reaped as he sowed. Grimly. 1.3977 0.04799 171 116 42 13
905 “Well, I guess that now, nothing is certain but taxes. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
906 This is the rare occasion when the term 'ironic' would be used correctly. 1.3977 0.05145 171 121 32 18
907 At our age, we attend a lot of funerals, but I really didn't expect to be around for this one. 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
908 What kills me is paying all those useless life insurance premiums. 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
909 I can never tell, is this considered irony or sarcasm? 1.3977 0.05145 171 121 32 18
910 I guess the job got to him. 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
911 Looks like he finally reaped what he sowed 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
912 I don’t care, I still want a selfie. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
913 They say he died at work 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
914 Oh My God...He looked better on SNL! 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
915 Could this mean the end of taxes too? 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
916 Well that's that. Now all we've got to be certain about is taxes. 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
917 Seems kind of redundant to me. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
918 I guess we taught that son of a bitch not to knock on OUR door. 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
919 time to get up, you're gonna be late for work. 1.3964 0.05323 169 122 27 20
920 He touched so many deaths. 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
921 I understand the funeral parlor comped him the casket. 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
922 I think he's still asleep. He's had a busy year being the NRA mascot 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
923 That’s why I always get a flu shot. 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
924 Well, at least we can still be sure of taxes. 1.3964 0.05120 169 119 33 17
925 Another change in the Administration. 1.3964 0.05120 169 119 33 17
926 Now, nothing's certain but taxes. 1.3964 0.04981 169 117 37 15
927 Now the only thing certain is taxes. 1.3964 0.05120 169 119 33 17
928 This is what happens when you spend your life working the graveyard shift. 1.3964 0.04689 169 113 45 11
929 Well, he finally caught up with himself. 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
930 You know things are bad when he calls it quits. 1.3964 0.05388 169 123 25 21
931 I told him that job would be the death of him. 1.3964 0.05256 169 121 29 19
932 What will do us part now? 1.3964 0.05189 169 120 31 18
933 He doesn't look so grim now, does he? 1.3964 0.04981 169 117 37 15
934 If he's gone for good, I wish we were younger. 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
935 It’s a shame, I wanted to introduce him to your ex-wife. 1.3964 0.05189 169 120 31 18
936 Truly unique. He died of overkill. 1.3964 0.05189 169 120 31 18
937 Oh, Goodness! No wonder he wore that hoodie. 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
938 They say it was the worst flu season in years. 1.3964 0.05256 169 121 29 19
939 Looks just like Steve Bannon... 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
940 Do you think it was your meatloaf? 1.3964 0.05120 169 119 33 17
941 The dead flowers from his work were a nice touch. 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
942 Well, Social Security just became insolvent. 1.3964 0.04689 169 113 45 11
943 He came to take me away, but I sold him on our Simply Celestial Casket package. 1.3964 0.05256 169 121 29 19
944 You never think it is going to happen to you. 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
945 It's a shame. He had so much to live for. 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
946 The mortician really captured Dad's essence. 1.3963 0.04864 164 111 41 12
947 He lived everyday like it was his last. 1.3953 0.05120 172 122 32 18
948 You couldn't have done this when we were 30? 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
949 It's tragic. There's still so much more grim to reap. 1.3952 0.05436 167 122 24 21
950 And they said irony was dead. 1.3952 0.05164 167 118 32 17
951 They say it was really unexpected 1.3952 0.04876 167 114 40 13
952 I can't believe they didn't put him in a nice suit. I mean he wore this every day. 1.3952 0.05093 167 117 34 16
953 I wonder who gave him the news. 1.3941 0.05163 170 121 31 18
954 Touché! 1.3941 0.05027 170 119 35 16
955 I thought you'd go before me, Sam. Now, we'll never know. 1.3941 0.05095 170 120 33 17
956 I just never imagined that he'd go first. 1.3941 0.04957 170 118 37 15
957 As if I didn't look death in the face enough already... 1.3941 0.04957 170 118 37 15
958 Well, he reaped what he sowed. 1.3939 0.05208 165 117 31 17
959 Maybe the phrase should be "you reap what you reap." 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
960 So are taxes next? 1.3939 0.04991 165 114 37 14
961 This is horrible timing, your mother's not dead yet. 1.3939 0.05278 165 118 29 18
962 I guess there’s nothing certain anymore. 1.3939 0.04991 165 114 37 14
963 I'm never eating kale again. 1.3939 0.04916 165 113 39 13
964 He looks a little more grim than usual.... 1.3939 0.04524 165 108 49 8
965 Looks like he reaped what he sowed 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
966 As they say..."what goes around comes around." 1.3939 0.04840 165 112 41 12
967 Now we're definitely going to outlive our money. 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
968 This just goes to show that you reap what you sow. 1.3939 0.04991 165 114 37 14
969 We should have bought that lifetime annuity when we had the chance. 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
970 He was my ride home. 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
971 His HMO said he was fine 1.3939 0.05208 165 117 31 17
972 I guess the only sure thing now is taxes. 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
973 Now that's just overkill. 1.3939 0.04991 165 114 37 14
974 Uncle Charlie always did have a dark sense of humor 1.3939 0.05064 165 115 35 15
975 I hear he didn't feel authentic not having tried it himself. 1.3939 0.04685 165 110 45 10
976 He always said it was an occupational hazard. 1.3939 0.04916 165 113 39 13
977 Who decided to bury him in his work clothes? 1.3939 0.04916 165 113 39 13
978 They didn’t quite capture his joie de vivre. 1.3939 0.05064 165 115 35 15
979 Who do you think came for him? 1.3939 0.05208 165 117 31 17
980 still gotta deal with taxes... 1.3939 0.04916 165 113 39 13
981 Does this mean irony is dead, too? 1.3939 0.05136 165 116 33 16
982 Still a drama queen. 1.3926 0.05107 163 114 34 15
983 And they say irony is dead. 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
984 This could be very bad for business. 1.3916 0.05252 166 119 29 18
985 Looks like business will be slow for a while. 1.3916 0.04740 166 112 43 11
986 I thought he'd grow out of his goth phase. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
987 Well, there goes ‘til death do us part. 1.3913 0.04677 161 107 45 9
988 Now if we can just get rid of taxes. 1.3902 0.05155 164 116 32 16
989 He lived a full death... 1.3902 0.05155 164 116 32 16
990 One visit to the White House. That's all it took. 1.3902 0.05298 164 118 28 18
991 We need to sell our life insurance policies before word gets out. 1.3902 0.04932 164 113 38 13
992 His eulogy is gong to take forever. 1.3902 0.04932 164 113 38 13
993 They're calling it a suicide. 1.3902 0.05007 164 114 36 14
994 Unbelievable. I wonder if Taxes has heard. 1.3902 0.04699 164 110 44 10
995 They did a good job...he looks so dead. 1.3902 0.05298 164 118 28 18
996 First God and now Death, who's next? 1.3889 0.05345 162 117 27 18
997 It costs more, but the scythe adds some je ne sais quoi. 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
998 I’ll never understand why he just didn’t use a lawn mower. 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
999 He wanted to be buried in a suit but all I could find was his Halloween costume. 1.3889 0.05272 162 116 29 17
1000 You know we dated briefly in college. 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
1001 We’re screwed. 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
1002 Another victim of automation. 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
1003 He just asked about you last week 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
1004 So, what other things could do us part? 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
1005 He was in my kitchen and Alexa started laughing... 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
1006 Only taxes remain now 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
1007 Death can't do us apart anymore. 1.3889 0.04654 162 108 45 9
1008 I wonder where that leaves us now? 1.3889 0.04816 162 110 41 11
1009 Well, at least we can still count on taxes. 1.3889 0.05199 162 115 31 16
1010 Falling asleep on the job again? 1.3889 0.05199 162 115 31 16
1011 He was cutting coroners. 1.3889 0.05345 162 117 27 18
1012 Surely, he saw this coming. 1.3889 0.05345 162 117 27 18
1013 Yes, suicide is tragic. But he died doing what he loved most. 1.3889 0.05345 162 117 27 18
1014 We always thought he'd be the last to go. 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
1015 This is a game changer. 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
1016 I hate tautology 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
1017 That's some ironic shit, right there. 1.3889 0.05272 162 116 29 17
1018 Life finally caught up with him. 1.3889 0.05416 162 118 25 19
1019 He didn't see it coming. 1.3889 0.05199 162 115 31 16
1020 I wonder if Breitbart will survive without him? 1.3889 0.05486 162 119 23 20
1021 I understand it was a suicide. 1.3889 0.05199 162 115 31 16
1022 Now the only thing for sure is taxes. 1.3889 0.05272 162 116 29 17
1023 Marjorie kept her sense of humor to the end. 1.3889 0.05345 162 117 27 18
1024 I guess that this proves that you do reap what you sow. 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
1025 I guess he took a selfie. 1.3889 0.05199 162 115 31 16
1026 He loved a good funeral. 1.3889 0.04816 162 110 41 11
1027 It's a shame, he was so good in the Ingmar Bergman movie. 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
1028 Looks like you won't be needing that cardiac by-pass surgery. 1.3875 0.05015 160 111 36 13
1029 I just hope he was wearing clean underwear... 1.3875 0.04606 160 106 46 8
1030 I keep expecting him to sit up and be dead. 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
1031 Yes, death does become him 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
1032 Yeah, we made a bundle on the sale of this casket, but I still say our business is in trouble. 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
1033 Redundant. 1.3875 0.04774 160 108 42 10
1034 Still, he wasn't our worst president. 1.3875 0.05392 160 116 26 18
1035 He touched billions. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
1036 Suicide, obviously. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
1037 As they say, you reap what you sow. 1.3875 0.04774 160 108 42 10
1038 I'd say he's had it coming for a very long time. 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
1039 They say his job killed him. 1.3875 0.04774 160 108 42 10
1040 I told him not to take his work home. 1.3875 0.05015 160 111 36 13
1041 Does this mean I will be married to you forever? 1.3875 0.05245 160 114 30 16
1042 I heard he worked himself to death. 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
1043 If only he'd had a gun... 1.3875 0.05319 160 115 28 17
1044 They say he took his own life. 1.3875 0.05245 160 114 30 16
1045 Rumor is it was self-inflicted 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
1046 Now, that's Karma. 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
1047 Just think, had it not killed him it would have made him stronger. 1.3875 0.05465 160 117 24 19
1048 Suicide. But he died doing what he loved. 1.3875 0.05319 160 115 28 17
1049 They say he left everything to Chance. 1.3875 0.05245 160 114 30 16
1050 I guess we have time to spend the kids’ inheritance. 1.3875 0.04774 160 108 42 10
1051 Overaccessorized - as usual. 1.3865 0.05099 163 115 33 15
1052 I guess it's just taxes we can be sure of now. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
1053 'Well Margaret, we're going to need to revisit our marriage vows.' 1.3861 0.05588 158 117 21 20
1054 Apparently, he worked himself to death. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
1055 Oh man, now we are really never getting rid of your mother 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
1056 I always thought that it'd be taxes. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
1057 Who the hell parts us now? 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
1058 They say there is nothing worse than outliving your child but I'm oddly ok with this 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
1059 Kudos to the mortician for getting the grim expression off his face. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
1060 Apparently, irony isn't dead after all. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
1061 I always told him his line of work was killing him. 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
1062 I would never have believed it... Your Mother actually outlived him! 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
1063 Cancel the life insurance and take the reverse mortgage. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
1064 Maybe we'll get lucky with taxes, too. 1.3861 0.05367 158 114 27 17
1065 Well, we reap what we reap. 1.3861 0.05367 158 114 27 17
1066 Getting him in there was quite an undertaking. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
1067 We won. 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
1068 He really worked himself to death. 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
1069 Now he is the grim sleeper. 1.3861 0.05291 158 113 29 16
1070 He finally reaped what he sowed. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
1071 I want a divorce. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
1072 Well I guess pigs can fly now too. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
1073 I guess there may be rest for the wicked after all! 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
1074 Now that's irony! 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
1075 At least he died doing what he loved most. 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
1076 I'm surprised there aren't more people here. 1.3861 0.05515 158 116 23 19
1077 It's amazing what they can do with makeup - he looks so death-like. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
1078 He reaped what he reaped. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
1079 I told him he was working too hard. 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
1080 I guess he has a lot of angry people waiting for him. 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
1081 Well he can’t sleep out here. I’ll go make up the daybed. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
1082 John, you have to absolutely promise me you won't use this mortician if I go first. 1.3856 0.05417 153 110 27 16
1083 Honey. When we said you could be whatever you want, we meant like a doctor, or an astronaut... 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
1084 No, just taking a quick nippity nap before heading back to work. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
1085 I warned you not to mess with us. 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
1086 Well, they did a beautiful job. He doesn’t look a day older than the 15th century. 1.3851 0.05364 161 117 26 18
1087 Now what? 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
1088 Sickle cell, apparently... 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
1089 Let's cancel our life insurance policy. 1.3846 0.05182 156 110 32 14
1090 I don't like the looks of this Harold. Who's going to put us out of our misery now? 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
1091 I wish this happened when I was 25. Now I'll be old forever. 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
1092 This is how I always pictured death. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
1093 So you DO reap what you sow. 1.3836 0.05339 159 115 27 17
1094 I told him his job was killing him. 1.3836 0.05339 159 115 27 17
1095 Oh that reminds me - don't forget to bury me with my 7-iron 1.3831 0.05308 154 110 29 15
1096 I thought this was Jim Reaper's funeral. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
1097 I guess this means no more Grim Reaper caption contests 1.3831 0.05466 154 112 25 17
1098 Well now what? 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
1099 He said, he likes to try them out before the day starts. 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
1100 I'll miss Mr. Gallagher's quirky sense of humor. 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
1101 He looks good. Grim, but good. 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
1102 With the political climate, can you blame him? 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
1103 I can't help wondering who came for him 1.3831 0.05466 154 112 25 17
1104 Well - that's pretty grim . . . 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
1105 They are expecting a large turn out for this one 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
1106 Does it mean that we are out of business now? 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
1107 Remind me to cancel our life insurance policies. 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
1108 He never visited. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1109 And I thought he'd bury us all... 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1110 Our long term care insurance isn’t going to like this. 1.3791 0.04908 153 105 38 10
1111 Now all we have left is taxes. 1.3791 0.05717 153 115 18 20
1112 Really? Black lipstick? 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
1113 The kids are not going to be happy. 1.3791 0.05408 153 111 26 16
1114 Seems a bit of a busman's holiday to me. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1115 I don't know. It just seems redundant. 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
1116 You have to admit, it suits him. 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
1117 I thought he'd be the last one let go by the White House. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1118 How will our retirement account last for eternity? 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
1119 He took the election results pretty hard. 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
1120 At least he finally found himself. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
1121 Looks like a cheap trick to me, Herb. If he makes a move, slam the lid and run for it! 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
1122 Does this mean I can start smoking again? 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
1123 You have to admit, he touched millions of lives. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1124 People are saying he worked himself to death. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
1125 They did a great job putting your mother in her favorite outfit. 1.3791 0.05487 153 112 24 17
1126 The note said he just couldn't live with himself. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1127 I've never seen him looking so grim. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
1128 Never drink and scythe. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1129 I heard the NRA found his replacement in a matter of minutes. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
1130 So what is the past tense? "Reaped?" "Reapt?" 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
1131 They did a really good job. He looks so death like. 1.3791 0.05487 153 112 24 17
1132 So... this is life after Death? 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
1133 I guess the job got to him. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
1134 I told him to buy a lawn mower. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1135 He worked full-time, right up to the end! 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1136 Our retirement years just got longer. 1.3791 0.04908 153 105 38 10
1137 I told him this would happen if he kept taking his work home with him. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
1138 Must have been suicide 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1139 You know what they say, Harold...You reap what you sow. 1.3791 0.05487 153 112 24 17
1140 Yes, we all see the irony, Henry... 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
1141 Thankfully he never got around to making a succession plan. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1142 They say he had a death wish. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
1143 He was always a little obsessed with death... 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
1144 Gosh, Harvey, I guess you really do reap what you sow. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
1145 Now, that's a scythe for sore eyes. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1146 Now how will we get out of here? 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
1147 I told you we would regret buying life insurance. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1148 I guess now we just wait for Bannon. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
1149 He died like he lived. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
1150 He was walking toward me muttering something when he slipped on a banana peel. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
1151 At least we still have taxes 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1152 Well, you sow what you reap. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1153 I bet he didn't see it coming. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1154 Well, I guess it's true that you only reap what you sow. 1.3791 0.05408 153 111 26 16
1155 He mumbled something about too many damn people on earth now and not being able to keep up. 1.3784 0.04833 148 100 40 8
1156 He looks strangely lifelike. 1.3775 0.05125 151 106 33 12
1157 Worst case scenario: We live forever and Trump becomes president for life. 1.3775 0.05294 151 108 29 14
1158 Didn't see that coming. 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
1159 He does not look as grim in there 1.3775 0.05125 151 106 33 12
1160 I guess it's true - you reap what you sow 1.3775 0.05125 151 106 33 12
1161 Under the circumstances, I guess it has to be suicide. 1.3775 0.05377 151 109 27 15
1162 I always thought we would go first 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
1163 You reap what you sow. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1164 Well, he had a good run. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
1165 He always did have the right clothes for every occasion. 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
1166 I heard it was from unnatural causes. 1.3758 0.05592 149 110 22 17
1167 He looks so grim and peaceful. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1168 Now do you understand the meaning of the word “irony”? 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1169 I suppose Taxes with be next. 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
1170 Such a shock. I never dreamed he'd go first. 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
1171 You know, it is ironic. 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
1172 I guess we can finally try hang-gliding. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1173 I was actually counting on him 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1174 He looks just like he did when he was alive. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1175 Does this mean we can finally cancel our term life policy? 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1176 I've never seen him looking so grim. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1177 I can't imagine he saw this coming. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1178 I can't believe he slipped on a banana peel. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1179 Ooh, the irony. Right? Is this irony? 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
1180 There’s evidently a bidding war for his business. I hear its down to big tobacco and the gun manufacturers. 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
1181 Death really becomes him 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1182 Well, this was unforeseen. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1183 He was waiting for Godot. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1184 Hank, I was going to just wait this thing out, but given the circumstances... I want a divorce. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1185 He wants to get a better feel for the customer experience. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1186 Don't even think of burying me in my work uniform. 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
1187 He wanted cremation, but we felt he'd look like death warmed over. 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
1188 He never did find that work/life balance 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1189 For years, he lifted a lot of peoples' spirits. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1190 As soon as your nap is over, that's Seymour's spot 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
1191 Did they have to make him look so grim? 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1192 I guess a divorce is now our only way out. 1.3758 0.05510 149 109 24 16
1193 Death really does become him. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1194 Live by the scythe, die by the scythe. 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
1195 I never though I'd live to see it. Now I guess we all will... 1.3758 0.04614 149 99 44 6
1196 I can't tell you how many times I told him, "Look before you reap." 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
1197 He doesn't look grim at all. Kind of peaceful. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1198 He looks much grimmer in real life. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1199 The only thing certain is death and... Wait, do we still have to pay taxes? 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1200 He died like he lived—dead. 1.3758 0.04807 149 101 40 8
1201 Soooo, I guess I've got no excuse NOT to try skydiving now. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1202 Goodbye social security. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1203 He always said his job was going to be the death of him. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1204 To hell with gluten free. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1205 He did this to himself. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1206 At least that's one less thing to worry about. 1.3758 0.04900 149 102 38 9
1207 Why were we named next-of-kin? 1.3758 0.05510 149 109 24 16
1208 So does this mean we’re off the hook? 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
1209 You reap what you sow, apparently. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1210 Does this mean your mother will be with us forever? 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1211 I guess that what goes around actually does come around. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
1212 Oof, he looks like Death. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
1213 We're really stuck here now, aren't we. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
1214 You know, he just looks like hell. 1.3741 0.05563 147 108 23 16
1215 Now he knows what it feels like! 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
1216 Now that death can't save us, I guess we'll have to vote. 1.3741 0.05563 147 108 23 16
1217 He was such a thoughtful boy...always around when someone wasn't feeling well... 1.3741 0.05809 147 111 17 19
1218 Bergman devotee, I see. 1.3741 0.04549 147 97 45 5
1219 I suppose it's just taxes now, for eternity. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
1220 No one ever thinks they're next. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1221 To be frank, he hadn't looked well for some time. 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
1222 Well, there goes the mortuary business. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
1223 He met his match. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
1224 ...and I was so looking forward to widowhood. 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
1225 He loved irony. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
1226 Does this count as "Death do us part?" 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
1227 I don’t care what they say. It HAD to be suicide 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
1228 Well, I guess our lifetime annuity was a good choice. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1229 I hear the prime suspect is Mrs. Reaper. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
1230 Don’t you dare bury ME in a hoodie! 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
1231 Remember how you worried we would outlive our savings? 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
1232 Well, I guess the only thing in life that's sure now is taxes. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1233 They did a great job; he looks so...death-like. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
1234 Who knew — John Donne was right. 1.3733 0.04687 150 101 42 7
1235 It’s the third time we’ve caught him sleeping on the job. 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
1236 He looks so life-like. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1237 Yes, George, you might very well say 'Death becomes him'. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
1238 Can't say I'm impressed with the mortician. He looks so lifelike. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
1239 Well, that's a scythe for sore eyes. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
1240 In the end, he succumbed to irony. 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
1241 I know the other reapers can be mean, but you need to get out of bed and get to school. 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
1242 Its been a rough flu season. 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
1243 I warned him my meatloaf was to die for. "Just one little bite" he says.. 1.3714 0.05676 140 103 22 15
1244 Well where else do you think he would nap? 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
1245 Your side of the family is always so dramatic..... 1.3714 0.05397 140 100 28 12
1246 Well, that explains the open casket. 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
1247 Eulogy was probably the greatest challenge. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
1248 See what happens when you take your work home with you, Earl? 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
1249 He was never the same after that Monty Python movie. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
1250 Wonder what killed him! 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
1251 Looks like overkill to me! 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
1252 A hoodie and a scythe. Which gang is that again? 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
1253 He lived a grim life. 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
1254 The irony is killing me. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
1255 Didn't see that coming. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
1256 I love karma. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
1257 This all seems redundant. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
1258 Poor guy, he never saw it coming 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
1259 His wife is just be scythe herself. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
1260 Too bad he's a twin. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
1261 Do we still have to do our taxes? 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
1262 Death becomes her. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
1263 How long did that fellow say our money would last? 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
1264 Maybe I'll wait to file those taxes. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
1265 So are taxes next? 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
1266 Does this mean we'll be married forever? 1.3689 0.05359 122 84 31 7
1267 Suddenly, I'm less worried about your angina. 1.3688 0.04765 141 95 40 6
1268 Honey, I had to take him out. He was comin' for you. 1.3688 0.04870 141 96 38 7
1269 Retirement proved fatal for him. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
1270 Is this the end of death as we know it? 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
1271 more inevitable than ironic. 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
1272 You say that, but once you realize what this means for the subways, you're going to miss him. 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
1273 I guess the only thing we can count on now is taxes. 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
1274 I guess now the only constant in life is taxes. 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
1275 Oh Great! Now we'll never sell those two cemetery plots. 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
1276 Stay back, I think it's a trap. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
1277 Yet another victim of automation. 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
1278 I knew someday his job would kill him. 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
1279 What got him? Taxes? 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
1280 Well Well Well...look at you... 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
1281 So natural. He looks like he could just sit right up and reap you. 1.3688 0.04973 141 97 36 8
1282 I always hated that hoodie. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1283 I should have salted that icy patch at my door. 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
1284 They did a good job. He looks like himself warmed-over. 1.3688 0.05641 141 104 22 15
1285 No. It’s a scythe. A sickle has a short handle. 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
1286 I guess all that is certain in our lives now is taxes. 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
1287 I knew your side of the family was evil. 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
1288 We even outlived him? God, we're old. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1289 I suppose this means your mother will always live with us. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1290 'I've really got to hand it to the undertaker - he looks absolutely death-like.' 1.3688 0.04870 141 96 38 7
1291 Hah – he finally reaped what he sowed! 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1292 Now, we'll never rest in peace. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
1293 He dug his own grave. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
1294 He just laughed when I told him your rhubarb pie would be the death of him. 1.3688 0.04973 141 97 36 8
1295 Irony is dead 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
1296 The lipstick is a nice touch, but I would have gone with a darker pink. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
1297 This is so meta, Harold. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1298 It was him or us. 1.3688 0.05730 141 105 20 16
1299 So I guess Keith Richards won't ever die. 1.3688 0.05905 141 107 16 18
1300 Whew, that's a scythe of relief. 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
1301 I told you we should have saved more for our retirement. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
1302 He was a great surgeon, but had a warped sense of humor. 1.3681 0.05640 144 107 21 16
1303 Even Death. What's next, taxes ? 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1304 He took too much business from big pharma. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
1305 And, of course, of the two it had to be Death not Taxes! 1.3662 0.05783 142 107 18 17
1306 All he ever did was take. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1307 I never thought he would go first. 1.3650 0.04955 137 94 36 7
1308 Bill, call the Moore’s. Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1959. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
1309 Will you got out of that coffin and stop scaring the customers with that get-up; I'm trying to make a sale here. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
1310 I told him to stop touching himself. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1311 Isn't that a double negative? 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
1312 I always thought he would bury us all. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1313 Great, we are stuck here forever 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
1314 I thought 'Dressed to Kill' was a bit vague. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1315 Should be quite a scene at the Pearly Gates! 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1316 I guess they're hiring. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1317 We need to revaluate our retirement plan. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1318 "He was 'The' Grim Reaper, not 'A' Grim Reaper. I think we're in the clear. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1319 This does not bode well for over-population. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1320 Damn it, if death won't do us apart who will? 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1321 Next, I'll make certain the tax man has a little accident too. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1322 I suppose my appointment with him next week is canceled. 1.3643 0.04884 140 96 37 7
1323 Was it work-related? 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1324 We might be here a while. 1.3643 0.04884 140 96 37 7
1325 I would have thought taxes would have gone first. 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
1326 Now if we could just do something about taxes. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1327 He can't say he didn't see it coming. 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
1328 He was survived by all of us 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1329 Do you think we can cancel the life insurance now? 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1330 Or in his case, you reap what you reap. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1331 Until Death do us part...So, now what? 1.3643 0.05664 140 104 21 15
1332 I guess it had to be suicide. 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
1333 I never thought we'd live to see this day. 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
1334 I guess the only certainty left are taxes 1.3643 0.05572 140 103 23 14
1335 I guess we're only sure about taxes now. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1336 He'll get a break on funeral expenses but what a loss for the industry. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1337 He doesn't look that grim. 1.3643 0.05572 140 103 23 14
1338 Irony really is dead. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1339 Even the grim reaper, couldn’t survive the cuts in Medical benefits 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1340 He touched so many lives, but thankfully not mine. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1341 He worked himself to death. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1342 You know what they say . . . what goes around comes around. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1343 He really thought he could cheat death with this outfit? 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
1344 That’s the trouble with bringing your work home with you 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1345 Look who's grim now. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1346 You know what they say about Karma. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
1347 The mortician is a genius. He's never looked deader. 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
1348 They did a good job, he looks so deathlike. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1349 He looks so grim 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1350 'Guess we should have saved more for retirement.' 1.3643 0.05572 140 103 23 14
1351 Finally, something that’s truly ironic. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
1352 He looks a bit grim don't you think? 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1353 Sure, he won't be knocking at our door, but that just means an eternity of paying taxes. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1354 ...next: Taxes. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1355 He was so nice when he came for my grandmother, they had sponge cake. 1.3643 0.04884 140 96 37 7
1356 Someone finally gave him a taste of his own medicine. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1357 You never think it could happen to you. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1358 Now we just have to worry about taxes. 1.3643 0.05479 140 102 25 13
1359 Like I always told him, ‘you reap what you sow’. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1360 I warned him not to mess with Irony... 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1361 Nothing is certain anymore. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
1362 He seems smaller in real death. 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
1363 I don't know. Is this good or bad? 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1364 You never think it is going to happen to you. 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
1365 I think I'd like to amend our wedding vows. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1366 You can get up now. They’re not going to ban assault weapons. 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
1367 Very sad, always who you least expect. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1368 I've always been nervous around people wearing hoodies. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
1369 I just always thought it'd be me before him, ya know? 1.3623 0.05628 138 102 22 14
1370 That reminds me - did you file our taxes? 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
1371 At funerals, I worry I'll be next. This is a relief! 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1372 Very sad. He still had so much to take from the world. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1373 This might not be the time, but remember how I told you "til Death do us part"...? 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
1374 It must have been taxes. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
1375 Irony is dead 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
1376 The coffin company said 'One scythe fits all.' 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1377 So how do we get rid of taxes? 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
1378 I wouldn't say lifelike, no... 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
1379 I told him his job would eventually kill him. 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
1380 His reputation preceded him. 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
1381 If only it had been taxes. 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
1382 Warmed over or not, it's not the look I would have chosen. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1383 Sugar, the silent killer 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
1384 Should we be bereeved or relieved? 1.3603 0.04970 136 94 35 7
1385 He tried to reap the wrong woman. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1386 I warned you not to screw with the Mishkins. 1.3603 0.05685 136 101 21 14
1387 I guess there's nothing left but taxes! 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1388 I always knew he had a death wish. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1389 One too many tweets from the White House could kill anyone. 1.3603 0.05589 136 100 23 13
1390 It must have been a suicide. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1391 He never returns the tools he borrows 1.3603 0.05589 136 100 23 13
1392 I was sure he’d outlast taxes. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1393 Crap. Does this mean we live forever? 1.3603 0.05589 136 100 23 13
1394 Well so much for 'to death do us part' 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1395 They say he didn't meet his quota. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1396 It was suicide. Duh. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
1397 The scythe I can understand, but the Macbook Pro? 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1398 A Trump cabinet job? I warned him. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
1399 I guess that means we're getting a divorce 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
1400 Well they say "What comes around goes around." 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1401 The original misundertsanding came about when they said to him "Its a job for life" 1.3603 0.04970 136 94 35 7
1402 But at least he died doing what he loved to do. 1.3603 0.05685 136 101 21 14
1403 Is this a double negative? 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1404 I'm glad I don't have to go to anymore of these. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1405 He looks like death warmed over. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1406 So much for Ars longa, vita brevis. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
1407 They say he met a fate worse than death itself. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1408 Death be not proud. Death be dead. 1.3603 0.05780 136 102 19 15
1409 Who is he survived by? 1.3603 0.05589 136 100 23 13
1410 Did I just see him wink? 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1411 That seems redundant. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1412 I always said Frank had a morbid sense of humor. 1.3603 0.05589 136 100 23 13
1413 Who will cut our grass now? 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
1414 Is he INSANE, grabbing zzz's in Dracula's coffin ?? 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
1415 They think it was an inside job 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1416 The blue suit would've been more appropriate, but he always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1417 You always think, "It happens to someone else." 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1418 You reap what you reap. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1419 Don’t tell me, he met your mother ... 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1420 You reap what you sow, I guess. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1421 This feels like a trap. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
1422 He didn't have any family. I hear he was difficult to live with. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
1423 You sow what you reap. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
1424 The Detectives said it had to be suicide. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1425 He's dead to me. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1426 Well this does explain the For Sale sign outside of the Funeral Home. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1427 I want a divorce. 1.3597 0.05777 139 105 18 16
1428 What will do us part now? 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1429 Death certainly becomes him. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1430 All we have left now are taxes. 1.3582 0.05646 134 99 22 13
1431 Karma really IS a bitch. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1432 maybe taxes are next... 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1433 I heard they made customer experience training mandatory... 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1434 He always told me his job was a killer. 1.3582 0.05744 134 100 20 14
1435 'Wow - it has been a bad flu season.' 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1436 Is this what they call irony? 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1437 I guess now it's only taxes 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1438 He got what was coming to him. 1.3582 0.05841 134 101 18 15
1439 I told you we didn't have enough retirement savings. 1.3582 0.04901 134 92 36 6
1440 I told him not to mess with the mafia 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1441 Truth be told, he was always dead to me. 1.3582 0.04901 134 92 36 6
1442 Wow, he looks like death warmed over. 1.3582 0.05744 134 100 20 14
1443 I always told him not to run in the house with that scythe. 1.3582 0.05646 134 99 22 13
1444 Doesn't look so proud now, does he ! 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1445 He should've seen it coming. 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1446 If he's really gone, can we forget about taxes too? 1.3582 0.05646 134 99 22 13
1447 He should have taken a holiday now and then... 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1448 I never thought I'd be looking Death in the face. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1449 Now I'm thinking we might not have saved enough for retirement. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1450 I'll miss his jokes and joie de vivre. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1451 Well, I guess he reaped what he sewed. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1452 Why do I not feel reassured? 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1453 Watch out! I think he’s taking a nap. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1454 This is why we need Obamacare. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1455 In this economy, it was the only way he could retire. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1456 Finally got a taste of his own medicine. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1457 Is this what they mean by "Death takes a holiday?" 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1458 He sowed what he reaped. 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1459 Looks good. He just came back from Florida. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1460 You've got to admit, death becomes her. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1461 They were saying its a bad flu season. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1462 Damn, I was looking forward to death-do-us-part 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1463 It's amazing how Death-like he looks. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1464 Nothing is certain but taxes. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1465 Harold always did have a weird sense of humor. 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1466 I'm so tired of irony. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1467 Well I guess now, "The only thing for certain is taxes" 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1468 Poor man certainly looks like death itself. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1469 Amazing. After working himself to the bone- genocides, plagues, war, mass shootings- who'd have thought osteoporosis could take him down? 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1470 And they say Americans don't understand irony. 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1471 TALK ABOUT IRONY 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1472 He looks exactly the same. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1473 I guess irony is dead. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1474 The NRA made his job redundant... 1.3577 0.05554 137 101 23 13
1475 It's part of his empathy training 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1476 I guess taxes is all we can count on now. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1477 He certainly looks right at home. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1478 He was always a little too good at his job. 1.3561 0.04825 132 90 37 5
1479 Apparently he was declared redundant. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1480 He had so much dying left to do. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1481 Don’t get your hopes up Harold, he has a brother. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1482 He always knew how to dress for any occasion. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1483 I guess we bought ourselves some time. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1484 Such a shame, he had more to die for. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1485 So who knew he was allergic to hazelnuts? 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1486 Death...here is thy sting. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1487 Your mother said she beat death but this is ridiculous. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1488 He never had much luck with relationships. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1489 He went doing what he liked best 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1490 Why do you suppose it took so long before he finally got around to, you know, touching himself. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1491 He was very good at his job but he just worked himself to death. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1492 I always thought he would out live us 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1493 Karma for the win. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
1494 Really? You think it's fake news? 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1495 That's unbereavable! 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1496 He lived a full death... 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1497 I always knew he’d dig his own grave 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1498 We still haven't seen his tax returns. 1.3561 0.05805 132 99 19 14
1499 In the end, his work was the death of him. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1500 I guess kharma is a bitch... 1.3561 0.06001 132 101 15 16
1501 Hey ... I think we’re in luck. 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1502 I can't believe he's dead. He just looks like he's reaping. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1503 I know you're not supposed to touch, Brenda, but I've always wanted to know what's under that cloak. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1504 Well, now I definitely want that divorce. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1505 Well, I bet he didn't see that coming. So I guess that just leaves taxes? 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1506 It was only a matter of time before he got a dose of his own medicine. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1507 I still think we should have changed him out of his Halloween costume. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1508 He doesn’t look as grim as I thought he would. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1509 I knew his work would kill him one day. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1510 Now there's only one thing certain. 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1511 He makes it look so easy. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1512 So who came for HIM? 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1513 Now if only something could be done about the taxes part. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1514 He finally lived up to his name. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1515 I think his job finally took a toll on him. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1516 I always liked him in that suit 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1517 Well, I guess that just leaves taxes. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1518 He looks so ironic. 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1519 I think we're going to need new wedding vows. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1520 He looks the same. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1521 Don't get too close. It might be a trap. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1522 He looked grimmer in real life. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1523 Another suicide, but at least he died doing what he loved. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1524 Truth be told, I'm glad he went first. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1525 I see he's taking his scythe with him. Who got the hourglass? 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1526 Now that just leaves Taxes. 1.3561 0.04944 132 91 35 6
1527 I guess women really do live longer. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1528 So now your mother's going to live with us forever? 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1529 I can't believe it. He was so excited about Trump. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1530 Surely self-inflicted. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1531 I told him not to eat the salmon mousse. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1532 Toughest whodunit ever. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1533 No reason not to book that cruise now, I guess. 1.3561 0.04944 132 91 35 6
1534 Ironic. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1535 Well, I guess we're stuck with each other... 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1536 What about taxes? 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1537 I told him, what goes around comes around. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1538 You free this weekend ? My calendar just opened up. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1539 He shouldn't have taken his work home with him. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
1540 It had to be a suicide. 1.3561 0.06001 132 101 15 16
1541 What was he doing at a tanning salon? 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1542 Come to think of it, he'd been looking kind of grim lately. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1543 Does this mean we have to stay old forever? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1544 Never take a hoodie and a scythe to an NRA rally. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1545 That just leaves taxes. 1.3556 0.05610 135 100 22 13
1546 About time.... 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1547 Overworked, most likely... 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1548 Yeah, well, he had it coming. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
1549 He should have stuck with sowing. 1.3548 0.05972 124 93 18 13
1550 He reaped a lot more than he sowed! 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1551 The mortician did a beautiful job. He looks positively deathlike! 1.3543 0.05537 127 92 25 10
1552 Meta. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1553 Doris, don't be so hard on yourself. It was either you or him. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1554 I guess you reap what you reap! 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1555 He worked himself to the bone. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1556 I guess it was easier than tax reform. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
1557 I guess we don't have to be vegan anymore. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1558 I know people say this all the time, but he really does look just like he’s sleeping… 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1559 The bastard. We were almost there. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1560 Yes, but at least he died doing what he loved. (note: any potential credit goes to my 16-year-old son, Asa Kittner. (I blame his father). This is his submission, not mine. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
1561 Who did it? 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1562 How’s our retirement savings? 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
1563 The one job he had and he didn't do that right. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
1564 You reap what you sow. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1565 They made him look so grim. 1.3534 0.05767 133 100 19 14
1566 I'll bet he didn't have life insurance. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1567 When it came down to Death or Taxes, you knew how it was going to end…. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1568 Apparently, he was taking a selfie. 1.3520 0.05112 125 87 32 6
1569 I warned him about bringing his work home with him. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1570 Not surprising. He lived by the scythe. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1571 I guess we’re safe now. Old, but safe! 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1572 I think the funeral home make up folks did the best they could; especially considering he didn’t have much of a face to begin with. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1573 Do you think we can get a refund on those plots? 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1574 Looks like we're off the hook. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1575 I blame the N.R.A. He was just overworked. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
1576 I wonder how this effects our pension? 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1577 It's all fun and games until someone trips on their scythe . . . 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1578 It was self-inflicted. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
1579 Don't get too close honey, it may be a trap! 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1580 I hear he didn't escape taxes, either. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1581 He was in a dead end job 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1582 All that money wasted on our life insurance! 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1583 That mortician promised "life-Like" but he looks like death warmed over 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
1584 I'm telling you he worked himself to death. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
1585 If you can't beat 'em... 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1586 Now we'll have to completely re-think our retirement plan. 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
1587 I always wondered what happened to Steve Bannon. 1.3516 0.05931 128 97 17 14
1588 I'm not surprised. The last time I saw him, he looked like death. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1589 And my last words to him were that he looked like death itself. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1590 Well, at least we can still be certain about taxes 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1591 The new One is coming with a lawn mower... 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
1592 Who knew about the Grimmer Reaper? 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1593 Irony's a bitch. 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
1594 Halloween just won't be the same. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1595 Things are looking up. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1596 I thought our IRA was OK, but this changes everything. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1597 You're right, he does look warmed over. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
1598 Nobody's laughing, dear, and Luke needs the scythe back; it's harvest time 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1599 Take it from me—he's never looked better. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
1600 I will miss your mother. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
1601 Who knew? The black hoodie. The long coat. The shiny blade. It could have been anyone at the mall. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1602 What kind of schmuck insists on spending eternity in his Halloween costume? 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
1603 If only he'd had a gun... 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1604 But we didn’t get to tell you about our GREAT-grandchildren. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1605 Sad.... Who will take over the family business now that he is gone and none of his kids are interested? 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1606 More than anyone, he should have known that you can't take it with you. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
1607 He got too caught up in his work 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1608 He wasn't expecting this ... he recently had his blade sharpened. 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1609 With health care going the way it is, he said that he really wasn't needed anymore. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1610 He never should have allowed Steve Bannon to touch him. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
1611 He died the way he lived. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1612 Big deal. There's still taxes. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1613 Does this mean we can stop paying our life insurance premiums? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1614 Serves the bastard right. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
1615 I guess Trump was just too much. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1616 I guess that just leaves taxes now. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1617 This is going to kill the funeral home business 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
1618 How will we tell our kids we’re never going to die? 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
1619 I think he would have liked this. 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1620 His job really got to him, didn't it? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1621 You mean I have to live with this arthritis forever?!? 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1622 I think this means you can stop paying your life insurance premiums 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1623 If only we could cheat taxes. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
1624 good at chess, but Russian roulette wasn't his game 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1625 Somehow, I never thought of him as someone with a sense of irony. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1626 I still say he's faking it. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1627 OK, Death's gone. How should we kill Taxes? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1628 Looks like someone shot the messenger. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1629 Weird, he was always after me about smoking. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1630 I'm guessing there won't be a eulogy. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1631 Looks like he worked himself to death. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1632 They did a good job on him. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1633 He looks more Surprised than Grim. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
1634 You think the population explosion is bad now, just wait. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1635 The death of irony 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1636 He's in a better place now. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1637 Great...I guess I'm stuck with you. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1638 Never thought I’d live to see the day! 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1639 We're off the hook until a replacement is named. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1640 I begged him to quit smoking. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1641 Clear evidence that what goes around, comes around. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1642 It’s too bad this didn’t happen when we were younger. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1643 Guess the decision of how to dress the deceased was not difficult. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1644 I guess we should have saved more for immortality. 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
1645 Death of death... ? is this a joke by Godel, Escher or Bach? 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1646 He was so literal. 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
1647 I guess we're stuck with each other forever, now. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
1648 He lived for work. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1649 Wow! I guess the end of Obamacare has far more reaching implications than I imagined. 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1650 Oh No! If one of them had to go, why couldn’t it have been Taxes! 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1651 He wasn't expecting a mirror. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1652 They say he went through hell. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1653 They say he slipped in the tub. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1654 The doctor said his chances were grim. 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1655 The real irony is he worked for the I.R.S. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1656 They say Steve Bannon got him. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1657 I suppose he was dead on arrival. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1658 He winked. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1659 He died doing what he loved most. 1.3492 0.04953 126 87 34 5
1660 Is he in a better place now? 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1661 That's going to be a tough position to fill 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1662 That was Bernice. Always had to show everybody she was in control. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1663 He died of supernatural causes. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1664 So now we know.....there's no life after death. 1.3492 0.06102 126 97 14 15
1665 Know what this means, Harold? We'll be miserable together forever. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
1666 Couldn't cover his copay. 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1667 Don't feel so sad, he brought it on himself. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1668 He looks like death warmed over. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1669 I suppose in the end, he reaped what he sowed. 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
1670 We always bump into him at these things. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1671 I don't like the undertaker's sense of humor, but he was cheap. 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1672 Damnit Alfred, when I said “til death do us part,” I didn’t figure this would happen. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1673 It was either him or me. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1674 I heard he knocked on his own door. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1675 Who do you think came to collect him? 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1676 He changed so many lives. 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
1677 I told him not to mess with me. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1678 He kept the lawn so nice. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1679 Do you think the job killed him? 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1680 Now you know how it feels 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1681 I thought he was already dead ! 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1682 Gee. I wonder if he saw that coming? 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1683 Finally. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1684 It's especially sad for cartoonists. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1685 I guess this leaves us with taxes. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
1686 Wait! So the only thing certain now is taxes? 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1687 He never missed a day of work. That's probably what killed him. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1688 Who's Trump going to replace him with? 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1689 He always was a bit preoccupied with death. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1690 They did a great job. So lifelike. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1691 Sad really, he was survived by no one. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1692 How much do we have in savings? 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1693 I heard his work finally did him in. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1694 So we'll live forever now? I want a divorce. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1695 After years of therapy, he finally found himself 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1696 He looks pretty grim. 1.3488 0.05891 129 98 17 14
1697 I guess you reap what you reap! 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1698 He didn't know it was a mirror. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1699 The irony of this is inescapable. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1700 He still looks so deathlike. 1.3488 0.05787 129 97 19 13
1701 I guess somebody did not to go gently. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1702 He works from home now 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1703 I told him his job would kill him. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1704 They did a terrible job- he looks like Death warmed over! 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1705 Guy never paid any taxes and bragged he was the only certain thing. 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
1706 We should call Dave at Morgan Stanley on Monday. I assume we'll live forever now. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1707 I guess it's just taxes now. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1708 No more Death...wow. Now I really want a divorce. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1709 Amazing! He looks so dead... 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1710 His brother the Happy Reaper is taking his place. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1711 He was always big on DIY 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1712 Does this mean we're doomed to live forever? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1713 Now we can all breathe a scythe of relief. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1714 If I knew it would make us immortal, I would have done this sooner. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1715 He ran Grim Reaper Farm Implements--'one scythe fits all.' 1.3468 0.05955 124 94 17 13
1716 Such a shame. He doesn't look a day over eternity. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1717 I told him not to run with a scythe. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1718 As neighbors go, he kept strange hours but was quiet and kept the rodent population down 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1719 Unfortunately, he is survived by Taxes 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1720 Does this mean only taxes are now certain? 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1721 It seems like everyone is into performance art these days. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1722 He was always so sure of himself, and taxes. 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1723 The homily was interesting; I had no idea he was raised Episcopalian. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1724 BAD BAD KARMA!!! 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1725 Do we still have to file taxes? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1726 Isn't that redundant..... 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1727 He does look like Death warmed over. 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
1728 I guess you really do reap what you sow... 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1729 He was predeceased by numerous souls according to the obit. 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1730 I wonder if he saw this coming? 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
1731 Do we need to still file our taxes? 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1732 Does this mean we have to live forever? 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
1733 Wow! He looks like death. How long have you been waiting to say THAT? 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
1734 He died doing exactly the thing he lived for. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1735 He loved irony. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
1736 Our retirement fund needs a longer term strategy. 1.3468 0.05844 124 93 19 12
1737 Well Harry, it looks like until death do us part just went out the window. 1.3468 0.04997 124 86 33 5
1738 Looks like we just bought some time. 1.3468 0.04997 124 86 33 5
1739 For him, it's a busman's holiday. 1.3468 0.04997 124 86 33 5
1740 He went before his time. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1741 Any news on who's going to take his place? 1.3468 0.04728 124 84 37 3
1742 He's probably not going to a better place. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
1743 I think he is faking it. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
1744 They say the workload just killed him. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1745 I never thought it would happen to him. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1746 Well, that just shows you, there's no such thing as job security! 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1747 So I guess it’s no longer til death do us part 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1748 Looks like we're going to outlive our money. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1749 He had to meet his daily quota 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
1750 On the other hand, his lawn was always immaculate. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1751 It looks like he finally sowed what he reaped. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1752 I told him he'd work himself to death. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
1753 I always thought he would bury us all. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1754 It's a little too self-referential, don't you think? 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
1755 I feel guilty. We have cheated him a few times.. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1756 Thanks, OBAMA. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1757 Better tell the kids to forget about any inheritance. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1758 This is just another one of his ridiculous 'empathy' exercises. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1759 Poor devil...and just when business was booming. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1760 It was a dying profession anyway. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1761 Well, I DID think he was pretty good in that old Bergman movie. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1762 And then after showing him all my pictures, we talked bunions and incontinence. He seemed a little tired. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1763 It's sad, but times change. He couldn't compete with Monsanto. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
1764 He had been very overworked. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1765 I bet he was a smoker 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1766 Heart attack…didn’t realize he was looking in the mirror. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1767 If this is your idea of taking a holiday, it's in very bad taste. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1768 I told you not to buy more life insurance. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1769 If this is your calling, fine. But, you're going to have to move out and get your own place. 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1770 So I guess you really can't take it with you. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1771 Well, this is certainly grim. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1772 They made him look so death-like! 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1773 It looks we are going to be married longer than expected 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1774 I think I’m going ahead with that skull trephining double lung transplant gender reassignment surgery. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1775 Seems he reaped what he sowed. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1776 God, now who do we blame? 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1777 It always hits the ones you least expect. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1778 Next it'll be taxes. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1779 Well, he reaped what he sowed. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1780 Doesn't he look unnatural? 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1781 He told me that learning to juggle would lighten his mood and help with his posture. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1782 So where do you think the White House is looking for his replacement? 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1783 So where does that leave taxes? 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1784 Quit it, Harold, that's not funny. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1785 I told him not to run with a scythe. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1786 Don’t run with scissors, I said 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1787 The irony of this kills me 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1788 Apparently he wasn't grim enough. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1789 He just doomed us all to life 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1790 He looks like hell. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1791 I guess you reap what you sow. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
1792 He looks so . . . unnatural 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
1793 I heard it was suicide. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1794 Poor Uncle Lou looks like Death. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1795 I guess we can cancel that life insurance policy now. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1796 I expected this would happen after the death of irony. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1797 If this means no more deaths, they'll cut our Social Security. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1798 He becomes himself. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1799 And I was just playing chess with him the other day. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1800 You're wrong Henry. I'm sure that's not my mother. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1801 Well, that will teach him for touching himself. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1802 Terrible workplace accident, I heard. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1803 Ed, I must say...they really did a nice job capturing the essence of your mother. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1804 Would this be a murder or a suicide? 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1805 He always came to bridge parties with a new partner. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1806 Great. Now who's going to come get us? 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
1807 I still have his casserole dish from Thanksgiving dinner. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1808 This is really going to stretch our retirement portfolio. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1809 I thought you said his name was Tim Reaper? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1810 Does this mean we'll outlive our 401K? 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1811 Do you think we still have to file our taxes? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1812 I never met him. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1813 We can stop taking our meds. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1814 You know what they say about Karma. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1815 First God Now death. What's next? Taxes? 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
1816 It's sad, he took his own death. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1817 He inspired so many people. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1818 Hey, that's not Grim! That's Phil Reaper. 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
1819 Trump replaced him. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1820 I told you not to introduce him to your mother. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1821 Shame; he took himself too soon... 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
1822 Morty always was such a card. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1823 Well, I guess what goes around comes around. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1824 So he finally took a holiday 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1825 Not fair! They wouldn't let Bob take his golf clubs with him. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1826 Death just lost its meaning for him. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1827 I heard he didn't want to pay his taxes. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1828 Martha, I say we go ahead with that kitchen remodel. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1829 I suppose we'll have to start being nice to each other. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1830 They say he committed scythecide. 1.3417 0.05976 120 91 17 12
1831 Dramatic -- right to the end. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1832 He looks right at home. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1833 I said don't look, I still say it's a trick. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1834 Apparently he looked in the mirror and scared himself to himself 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1835 I have mixed feelings about this. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1836 With Trump as President and Weinstein outed, he just lost his zest for life. 1.3417 0.05857 120 90 19 11
1837 If this doesn't confirm the saying, "We all have to go sometime," then nothing will. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1838 This is so meta. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1839 Is this a joke? 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1840 At least, now, he’s probably in a better place. Norway. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1841 I wish he'd expired when we were in our thirties. Who wants eternity at our age? 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1842 Well, it's not as grim as I thought it would be... 1.3415 0.05636 123 91 22 10
1843 Drat! I was counting on him to do us part. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1844 He sowed what he reaped. 1.3415 0.05867 123 93 18 12
1845 So the reports were not greatly exaggerated. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1846 He's always one step ahead of everyone. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1847 It's all so terribly redundant. 1.3415 0.05010 123 86 32 5
1848 In the final analysis, his career really defined him. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1849 Funny I always thought he would out live us all. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1850 Black always was his color. 1.3415 0.04446 123 82 40 1
1851 "I suppose this makes us the 'Grim Weepers' ". 1.3415 0.05636 123 91 22 10
1852 The scythe is a bit of overkill, don't you think? 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
1853 He truly lived for his work. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1854 He's a dead ringer for his father. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1855 Rest in Peace Mr. Bannon 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1856 Time is no longer of the essence. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1857 He was absolutely phenomenal in "The Seventh Seal. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1858 Does that mean he's actually alive? Double negative, right? 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1859 Maybe there really is death after death. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1860 We don't have to be afraid to answer the door anymore! 1.3388 0.05933 121 92 17 12
1861 Live by the scythe... 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1862 He always did love dressing the part. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1863 We bought him that outfit for Halloween one year--remember? 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1864 Yes, I agree. We should give him a good deal on the casket. I would hate to be accused of CHEATING death. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1865 FAKE DEATH! 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1866 But doesn't he look good. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1867 Of all people. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1868 Funny, He never saw it coming. 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
1869 It's about damn time. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1870 Reap no more! 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1871 Still so grim 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1872 It kills me to see him like this 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1873 Well, at least taxes are still certain. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1874 He hasn't looked this good in centuries. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1875 Well, Grandma DID have a flair for the dramatic... 1.3361 0.06118 119 92 14 13
1876 He always thought it could never happen to him. 1.3361 0.04961 119 83 32 4
1877 What's next. No taxes? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1878 "He always had a death wish". 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1879 I didn't even know he had retired! 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1880 Well, this is the last funeral we'll ever go to. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1881 In your eulogy, don't mention his deadpan sense of humor. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1882 Good work, Smithers. Now see what you can do about taxes. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1883 Who do you suppose the soul executor is? 1.3361 0.04815 119 82 34 3
1884 He hasn't been warmed over yet! 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1885 Let's not let celebrity endorsements affect our purchase decision. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1886 You now, he actually does look grim.... 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1887 He had a steady job, he was respected, I don't know why he gave it all up to 'find himself.' 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1888 ‘Great, all those years of paying into life insurance was for nothing.’ 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1889 One scythe fits all. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1890 We will miss him, thankfully. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1891 The irony is Grim. He reaped what he sowed. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1892 He wouldn't have wanted it any other way. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1893 He looks like life warmed over. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1894 It's always about him. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1895 Seems redundant. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1896 What do you think this means for our retirement plan? 1.3361 0.04961 119 83 32 4
1897 He doesn't look all that grim. They did a nice job with him. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1898 " So we finally beat death, now what ? 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1899 Does this mean I'm married to you for eternity? 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1900 I knew his job would kill him 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1901 Now who’s gonna visit us? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1902 Makes you wonder what in Hell he's going to do there. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
1903 We need to sell the business before someone finds out. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1904 Looks like not fixing the railing on the front porch was a good idea. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1905 So now who’s got the last laugh? 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
1906 Well, frankly, we're all relieved. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1907 I don’t know why, but I always thought that I’d be the one to go first. 1.3361 0.04599 122 83 37 2
1908 It was the salmon mousse. 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
1909 They say you reap what you reap... 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1910 This will give us a little more time. 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
1911 He looks so young. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1912 You might not believe it, but it has seven cup holders. 1.3333 0.06070 117 90 15 12
1913 They are going to have a hell of a time closing the casket. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1914 The flu was really contagious this season 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1915 Does this mean we have to stay in The Villages for eternity? 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1916 Shhhh, don't wake him up. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1917 Never bring your work home with you. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1918 I warned him that job would be the death of him. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1919 I always told him his work would be the death of him. 1.3333 0.05947 117 89 17 11
1920 The irony is killing me. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1921 I hope this doesn't mean we live forever. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1922 If you say, "He looks so natural," one more time it's going to be you in that box. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1923 He didn't even own a decent suit? 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1924 He never did learn to sow. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1925 Well, that's not going to be good for business! 1.3333 0.06070 117 90 15 12
1926 We told him it was a dead end job. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1927 You think that he would have put up more of a struggle. 1.3333 0.04542 117 79 37 1
1928 OSHA'S gonna have a field day with this one. 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
1929 Oh my, Ned, they did such a good job. So lifelike! 1.3333 0.06070 117 90 15 12
1930 What a shame. I was dying to meet him. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1931 I always thought we would go before him. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1932 I told Harry that was a bad Halloween costume. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1933 To their horror, Mildred and Seymour come to realize their relationship has outlived irony. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1934 He died as he lived. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1935 This one in particular has me feeling old. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1936 You can't reap forever. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1937 We really need to widen our circle of friends 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1938 Looks like the Reaper didn’t know about Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law...... 1.3333 0.05947 117 89 17 11
1939 How many times did I say, "Howard, this cosplay obsession will end badly?" 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1940 I don't see the irony. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1941 Somehow, Putin got to him. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1942 I dare you to kiss him. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1943 If I told him once, I told him a million times, that his job would be the death of him. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1944 Why couldn't this happen when I was in my 20's? 1.3333 0.05822 117 88 19 10
1945 His expression is grim. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1946 So, how's it feel to be on the receiving end? 1.3333 0.04702 117 80 35 2
1947 It couldn't have happened to a better guy. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1948 At least we can still count on taxes. . . 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1949 He’s never looked so good. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1950 It’s called karma. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1951 Looks like that brutal schedule of modeling for all those New Yorker cartoonists finally did him in. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1952 Reap no more, my darling. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1953 That's what happens when death refuses to take a holiday 1.3333 0.05005 117 82 31 4
1954 I guess they reached their quota with this administration. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1955 We got him, but are there others? 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1956 I hate to say it, but he's never looked better. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1957 The good news is it looks like we can cash out our Life Insurance Policy. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1958 I'd say he reaped what he sowed. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1959 Well, you can't say he didn't deserve it. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1960 I guess it's true what goes around comes around. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1961 I kept telling him he was working himself to death. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1962 I guess my appointment for next week is cancelled. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1963 All that's left now is taxes. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1964 Does this mean we're off the hook? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1965 I wonder who called on him? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1966 Does this mean we are stuck with your mom forever? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1967 We won. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1968 Now we'll never get relief from our student loans. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1969 Work was his life. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1970 Guess we'll have to find a new fear to let dictate our lives. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1971 Amazing how deathlike they managed to make him. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1972 The Zero Population Growth folks must be devastated. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1973 Well....at least we’ll always have taxes. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1974 You know what they say, you reap what you sew! 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1975 Is that a scythe in his casket, or is he glad to see us? 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1976 I'm sure not going to be the one who tries to close this casket. 1.3304 0.04575 115 78 36 1
1977 Ya reap what ya sow Harry, ya reap what ya sow. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1978 I still can't believe it, he was always so full of life. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1979 I'm not sure how to feel, to be honest. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1980 Now that's grim! 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1981 Apparently he was overcome by people looking to escape this administration. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1982 This looks like a New York Times Caption Contest 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1983 'Til death do us part...well, can't count on that one anymore. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1984 "I warned him not to confuse his sickle with his selfie-stick – but would he listen?| 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1985 He had to know you reap what you sow. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1986 Well, he certainly reaped what he sewed! 1.3304 0.04897 115 80 32 3
1987 It must have been self defense. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1988 I think Florida was too much for him 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1989 I hope he didn't leave us anything! 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1990 Dying won't be the same anymore! 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1991 I guess not even Death will do us part now 1.3304 0.06264 115 90 12 13
1992 Back to work—you’re killing our business. 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
1993 No, you hug him. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1994 When he was starting out, he would kill the weeds on my lawn. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1995 He made his bed, now he is lying in it. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1996 How do we know he's not just playing dead. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1997 No, you're right. It's probably not what he would've wanted… 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1998 My god. He looks like death warmed over. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1999 He had so much to look forward to -- the individual mandate had just been repealed. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
2000 They say his outlook on life was rather grim. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
2001 Isn't this a little redundant? 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
2002 Poor guy. Lost his job to an AR-15. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
2003 Don't fret dear. You still have taxes you can be certain of. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
2004 I'm not surprised. He looked like death. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
2005 I guess you reap what you sow. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
2006 It broke his heart to see technology taking over his job. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
2007 Now what ???? 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
2008 You should see the other guy... 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
2009 Cartoonists around the world are mourning the death of a beloved cliché. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
2010 death becomes him don't you think? 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
2011 Too bad he had to deliver the message to himself. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
2012 I suppose nothing will part us now, dammit. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
2013 I heard he died on the job. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
2014 Never did find out who he was coming for. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
2015 He overdosed on thoughts and prayers. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
2016 The irony of dying on Halloween, dressed like that. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
2017 He always loved coming to the funeral home. 1.3304 0.04897 115 80 32 3
2018 Where else would he sleep? 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
2019 I hear he died of supernatural causes 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
2020 I always said he had a sick sense of humor. 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
2021 Does this mean your mother is living us forever? 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
2022 He truly lived as he died. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
2023 Poor dear man! He so wanted to outlive Henry Kissinger. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2024 I told him his job was going to be the death of him. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2025 So does that mean we have to go and live forever? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2026 I guess that Death is finally taking a vacation. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2027 There goes my guaranteed escape from a horrible marriage. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2028 We'll have to find another way out. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2029 I guess it really does come around. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2030 He didn't see this one coming. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2031 You live by scythe, you die by the scythe. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2032 His work finally did him in. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2033 This is what happens when you arm everyone with a scythe. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2034 Have you ever seen anything more redundant? 1.3276 0.05970 116 89 16 11
2035 Bet he never saw That coming. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2036 Gives real meaning to " Reap what you sow". 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2037 He died of irony. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2038 Do we still pay taxes? 1.3276 0.06216 116 91 12 13
2039 Don't touch him. It's a trick. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2040 I didn't mean to hit him that hard. I thought it was a home invasion. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2041 And you insisted we go with a term life policy. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2042 I guess this means that now I have to put up with you...forever. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2043 I’d like to remember him how he was as a child, the Happy Reaper. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2044 "I guess that "times up" movement really got to him 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2045 It was the job that killed him. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2046 I guess he reaped what he sowed 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2047 At least he died doing what he loved: Dying. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2048 I think we should cancel our Life insurance. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2049 We’re going to need a bigger IRA 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
2050 It only looks like irony is dead. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
2051 We'd better rethink that reverse mortgage 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
2052 Somehow I'd pictured cremation. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
2053 Is it too late to revoke our Irrevocable Charitable Trust? 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
2054 Did he believe in life after himself? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
2055 He died as he lived: Grimly. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
2056 It's like staring death in the face. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
2057 I told him he was working too hard, but did he listen? No. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
2058 I told him not to run while carrying that scythe. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
2059 Let's call Bob and tell him not to file our return yet. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
2060 The mortuary did a wonderful job. He looks so death-like. 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
2061 I told him not to use it, I even bought him an electric shaver. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
2062 Certainly, it could only have been suicide. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
2063 He looks so supernatural. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
2064 We better call our financial planner. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
2065 'Turns out, it WAS the salmon mousse." 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
2066 The Grim Sleeper 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
2067 He was just tired of death. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
2068 Ironic, isn't it? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
2069 Take that sucker. 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
2070 To me it's just overkill. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
2071 It was a thankless job, but he never complained. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2072 And here is our deluxe model. It comes complete with valet... 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
2073 Grim, sure, but to us he'll always be just Chad. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
2074 I heard his replacement is just killing it! 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2075 You know this is gonna play hell with our retirement savings. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2076 Well, I guess you reap what you sow. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2077 What comes around... 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2078 He had a bad heart. Maybe he should have used the weedwhacker. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
2079 Steve Bannon pointed at him. 1.3243 0.06160 111 86 14 11
2080 Father always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2081 I suppose you think that’s funny, Harold. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2082 Well, he sowed what he reaped. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2083 He always was a do it yourselfer! 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2084 It was inevitable. I went to Taxes funeral last week. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
2085 He's faking. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2086 I hope it's not contagious. 1.3243 0.06160 111 86 14 11
2087 Well then, I guess all that leaves us is taxes 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2088 Kind of redundant isn't it? 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2089 Faker. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
2090 Like they say, what goes around comes around! 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2091 “ And right here we have our Deluxe Model that includes concierge service”. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2092 Goes to show you, nobody is irreplaceable. 1.3243 0.04816 111 77 32 2
2093 3. He died from sickle-cell anemia. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2094 Someone's going to kill for his job. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2095 Do you think it’ll be okay if I take up smoking again? 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
2096 He looks so...self-satisfied 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2097 Guess we should rethink our retirement plan. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
2098 Another iconic celebrity whose past finally caught up with them 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2099 He still looks grim to me. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2100 He looks almost lifelike. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2101 Who in the hell came to collect him? 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2102 Not a very good job. He looks like Death. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2103 You always told him to wear reflective gear at night, didn't you, dear? 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
2104 I know I'm stating the obvious here, but at least he's in his element. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2105 We're going to need a longer-term retirement plan, Harold. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2106 I told him not to binge watch the Ingmar Bergman marathon. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2107 I told him this job would take its toll on him. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
2108 I told him that the tea was meant for you. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
2109 You'd think they at least would have put a sport coat on him. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
2110 Why are you so sure that you beat Death? Maybe I'm the one who beat Death. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
2111 Does this mean we'll be together forever? 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2112 Heard it was death by cliche. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2113 Well, at least we still have taxes. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2114 Like I was saying, the only real certainty is taxes. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2115 Well Bill, it looks like you're coming out of retirement again. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2116 Done. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2117 Was that custom-made, or is it one scythe fits all? 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
2118 He finally reaped what he sowed. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2119 Ironically, no one was more surprised than he himself. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2120 That's the last time we let that Goth kid dress the deceased. 1.3243 0.06291 111 87 12 12
2121 You'd think the undertaker could make him look a little more alive. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2122 Sure he falls asleep at work, but he is still our best employee hands down. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
2123 He was so full of life. 1.3243 0.04984 111 78 30 3
2124 I had just assumed it was Cheney... 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2125 And to think, I was afraid of him just yesterday. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2126 He’s not sleeping George, he’s waiting 1.3243 0.06025 111 85 16 10
2127 I guess it's true - you reap what you sow 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2128 Oh my. But wasn't it just the best Halloween party? 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2129 It never occurred to me that suicide was even an option. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2130 His job finally got to him. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2131 Doesn't he look just like himself? 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2132 I never thought it was possible, but he looks better dead than alive. And that damn smirk is gone! 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2133 His replacement is a drone. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2134 Oh, how the tables have turned! 1.3243 0.04984 111 78 30 3
2135 Now that's a real scythe of relief. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2136 I bet this isn’t the last we’ll see of him. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2137 They did such a good job. He looks so dead. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2138 He looks like himself 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2139 He looks just like Max von Sydow. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
2140 I guess we've got to cut our own wheat. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2141 Shut up John, this is NOT good news, not with our 401(k)! 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
2142 I guess he met his match! 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2143 That job was the death of him. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2144 I guess "Until Death Do Us Part" no longer applies.... 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2145 He wanted to know how it felt. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2146 I'm not sure we put enough away for retirement. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
2147 I warned him that the NRA would work him to death. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
2148 Would it be wrong to put this on my Instagram feed? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2149 Hmph! He has to make it all about him. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
2150 You know, death does become him. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2151 I can’t say I’m going to miss him 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2152 Well I've seen grimmer. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2153 The closer you get, the less scary death is. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2154 Funny, I always thought I'd go first. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2155 You never think it’s ever going to happen to you... 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2156 They did such a wonderful job on him - so dead-like. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2157 A clear case of conflict of interest. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2158 It was grim. He reaped what he sowed. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2159 Damnit Edna, does this mean I’m stuck with you for all eternity? 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2160 Well, Reap what you sow. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2161 I think he looks more glum than grim. 1.3211 0.06097 109 84 15 10
2162 That what happens if you wear a hoodie in Florida 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2163 He took on the Energizer Bunny 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2164 This is going to be a disaster for the funeral home business. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2165 Well I guess it's up to us now to wreak death and destruction. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2166 I want a divorce now that death can't do us apart. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2167 Well, we still have taxes. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2168 The coroner said it was suicide. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2169 Don't wake him up. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2170 He reaped what he reaped. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2171 OK, so how did our wedding vows end again? 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2172 "He always had a death wish". 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2173 Drama queen. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2174 Oh, he's not dead. He's just trying some role reversal 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2175 No longer the messenger. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2176 I told you he looks like Death. 1.3211 0.06097 109 84 15 10
2177 I guess there's only one thing that's certain. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2178 I'm pretty sure he's faking. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2179 Harry, what a beautiful job. He looks almost death-like. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2180 Why does he look so grim? 1.3211 0.06370 109 86 11 12
2181 Great. Now what the hell is going to do us part? 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2182 I don’t know how many times I warned him, that job was going to kill him. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2183 Would it be in bad taste to comment on the irony? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2184 Turns out he had a twin. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2185 I understand his caption didn't make the final three. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2186 So, I guess he's now the Grim Sleeper. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2187 He's always napping on the job. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2188 I guess sometimes you can take it with you. 1.3211 0.06235 109 85 13 11
2189 I heard he killed himself. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2190 I'm feeling healthier already. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2191 ...And yet so life like 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2192 The made him up well. He looks less grim than I thought he would look! 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2193 He always had a dark sense of humor. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2194 He looks surprisingly lifelike. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2195 I always thought he worked for the CIA. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2196 His last words were "I want to take a selfie". 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2197 Apparently it's time to sow. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2198 Fake news. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2199 So I’m laying there in the ER and I said to him “I am rubber, you are glue”. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2200 It must have been all that kale. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2201 The Grim Reaper just can't keep up up these days with all the guns out there now. He said it was either him or the NRA had to go. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2202 Well, it really looks like what ye sow so shall ye reap. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2203 I wonder how he found out? 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2204 That's what happens when you define your life only by your job 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2205 Now, this IS the definition of ironic... 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2206 "Don't you have something better to do, ride a pale horse or something? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2207 I guess taxes are the only certainty in life now. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2208 Doesn’t look so grim any more, does he dear? 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2209 I guess there's something to be said about Karma after all Fred. 1.3211 0.06097 109 84 15 10
2210 This might be a good time to look at our retirement spending plan. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2211 One thing is now certain. We’re not paying our damn taxes. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2212 He doesn't look all that grim if you ask me. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2213 This reminds me of something from John Donne. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2214 I wanted the blue pin-stripe, but his will was very specific. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2215 But still, don’t you think it’s ironic ? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2216 They say his last words were: "I shoulda voted for Hillary." 1.3211 0.06235 109 85 13 11
2217 He was all about his personal brand. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
2218 I just can not believe it, he was such a good neighbor. He mostly kept to himself but he had a really great lawn. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
2219 Well...what goes around comes around. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
2220 He looks just like his dad. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2221 There goes 50% of everything we were certain of. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2222 You reap what you reap. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2223 "Not possible," said he. "Watch this," said he, all holier than thou. 1.3211 0.06097 109 84 15 10
2224 At least we can still count on taxes. . . 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
2225 He's so unlifelike. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2226 He looks so much like your mother 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2227 He said that he'd rather die than put up with another 2 years and 10 months of this misery. 1.3211 0.06235 109 85 13 11
2228 Oh, he looks so deathlike! 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2229 It's the only time I can look at him and feel relieved! 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
2230 So much for Plan A. I want a divorce. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2231 He was a good son but he did get some bad influences from your side of the family. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2232 Don’t look so grim— you reap what you sow. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2233 He'll be back before you know it. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
2234 It was just a matter of time. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
2235 I told him the pot roast was to die for. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
2236 Harold told me he was working nights, but this is was the last job I would have guessed. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2237 So, after years of talking about it, he's finally taking his job seriously. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2238 So he reaped. 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
2239 Guess she finally found the killer app. 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
2240 You're right, death does become her. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2241 He left so many loose ends. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2242 Considering all the funerals he attended, I just thought there would be a bigger turn out. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
2243 Well, I won't miss his knock at the door! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
2244 He sure had That coming. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
2245 They say it was auto-necrotic asphyxiation. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2246 Shame on you, falling asleep on the job! 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
2247 Taxes finally got the better of him. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2248 Who’s going to take over the family business? 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2249 An open casket, I thought you said he was Jewish? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2250 I guess we're down to just taxes now. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2251 They did a great job of making him look dead. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2252 Jeff always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.3178 0.06313 107 84 12 11
2253 Does this mean we don't need life insurance? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2254 If he had a face, this would have wiped that smug smile off it. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2255 Busman's holiday. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2256 Looks like we're stuck with each other for eternity. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2257 How much did you say is left in the retirement fund? 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2258 Now the only thing left to be certain of is taxes. 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
2259 Now all we have to worry about are taxes. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
2260 We’re in big trouble. Looks like it even got too grim for The Reaper! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2261 ...And he had so much to look forward to. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2262 Look at the bright side. This makes us immortal. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2263 Didn’t I say he was looking more grim than usual lately? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
2264 It seems like overkill, if you ask me. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2265 Looks like the next international crisis will be overpopulation. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2266 They really captured his personality. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2267 He outlived all his friends. 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
2268 So much for the “scything is good cardiovascular” theory. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2269 I didn’t think he’d actually drop dead. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2270 Should we switch back to planning long-term? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2271 His death certificate must make for ironic reading. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2272 I think he’s just playing dead. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
2273 Come to think of it, he was looking a bit grim just last week. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2274 If he's really dead , let's get face lifts . 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2275 Don’t get your hopes up . . . he’s already been reincarnated as a creepy beast with orange flesh and tiny hands. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2276 Well, you know what they say? You live by the scythe, you die by the scythe! 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2277 Maybe he’s just playing dead. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2278 Apparently, Death does becomes himself. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2279 I suppose that means we should sell the parlor, right? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2280 ...well.......I suppose that proves it....what goes around DOES come around... 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
2281 If only taxes could be next… 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2282 I had never been able to define "irony." 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2283 Well, our retirement plan just went out the window. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2284 I hear his son, Tim Reaper, will be taking over the family business. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2285 I used to warn him, G.R., eventually you really do reap what you sow. 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
2286 If Taxes are next, we're all set! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2287 He had so much life in him. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2288 His son, the Dim Reaper, is even worse! 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2289 I guess he reaped what he sowed 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2290 Mother was right. You reap what you sow. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2291 We may need a LOT more for retirement. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2292 Payback's a bitch. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
2293 Ironic, isn't it? 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2294 With every Tom, Dick and Harry waving around an AR-15, he just couldn't compete. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2295 Well, the old guy finally got his due. 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
2296 We never were close. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
2297 I told him not to bring his work home. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
2298 They said his job was a real killer. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2299 "Take the hoodie off," I'd say. "Why? What could happen to ME?" he'd say. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
2300 I'm sorry I wasted so many meals on kale. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2301 he loved that scythe 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2302 I suspected he never planned to return our scythe. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2303 Karma's a bitch, ain't it? 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
2304 Sheldon's sense of humor was an acquired taste. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
2305 Funny, I never thought of him as grim. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2306 Do you think he gave our name to his replacement? 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2307 Who's going to come for us now he's gone? 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
2308 Death suits him. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
2309 Now that's what I call overkill. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
2310 Thank god we won't have to see him at the Halloween party in that costume again. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
2311 No. that's George. He wanted to be buried with his favorite hoodie and garden tool. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2312 I hit him with the pan. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2313 I hear that he left no survivors. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2314 I'm not proud of it, but it was either him or me. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2315 What comes around,goes around. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
2316 So...what does that mean for the rest of us? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2317 I still don’t understand irony, Fred. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
2318 I knew taxes would catch up to him eventually. 1.3148 0.06397 108 86 10 12
2319 I guess we should call him the "grim sleeper" now. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2320 That's it. We're never getting out of here. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
2321 I begged him to get into farming... 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
2322 I always said that job would be the death of him. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
2323 I always told him that job would be the death of him. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
2324 OK Harvey. Now you may drive. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2325 Then it's true, you reap what you sow. Sad. 1.3143 0.06248 105 82 13 10
2326 Is irony officially dead? 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
2327 This is grim. 1.3143 0.06393 105 83 11 11
2328 I knew we shouldn't have asked your brother to pick the burial outfit. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
2329 It was either me or him. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2330 At least we are facing death together. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
2331 He finally caught up with himself... 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2332 I have to say, I'm surprised I survived him. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2333 I was wondering where he slept 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
2334 They did an amazing job. He looks so life like. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
2335 He always said "What goes around comes around" 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2336 I guess this proves it: As ye sow, so shall ye reap. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2337 He should've quit while he was ahead. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2338 They did a terrible job on him, he looks like death warmed over. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2339 Told you I was a good chess player. 1.3143 0.06248 105 82 13 10
2340 He loved that scythe more than life itself. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2341 Harold, this is so meta. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
2342 He's the only guy I know who on his deathbed said he wished he'd worked more. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2343 There'd be more people here if he'd never visited them. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2344 Don’t feel guilty. It was him or us. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2345 Now only our taxes remain certain. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2346 Grim, yes, but a good provider. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2347 Well. I guess that means we’re stuck here. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2348 He looks like life warmed over. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2349 The mortician did a wonderful job. He looks much less imposing as the grim sleeper. 1.3143 0.06248 105 82 13 10
2350 We always thought he'd be the last to go. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2351 Apparently his wife was fed up with snoring. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
2352 Does this mean we're gonna be stuck in these bodies forever?! 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2353 Don’t ever mess with us again. Got it? 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
2354 He died like he lived. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2355 Not looking so 'warmed over' anymore, are ya, pal . . . ? 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
2356 I told him not to look in the mirror. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
2357 Too bad he still has an ax to grind. Won't make it through the pearly gate metal detector. 1.3143 0.06248 105 82 13 10
2358 He had a run-in with Father Time. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2359 Looks like the Trump's presidency is even too grim for the Reaper! 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
2360 I guess that self-defense class paid off. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
2361 They did a great job. He looks just like he always has. 1.3143 0.06248 105 82 13 10
2362 He looks good warmed over, actually. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2363 Well, it's about time! 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2364 Doesn't it seem redundant? 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2365 Well, like they say, nothing lasts forever, 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2366 I happens even to the worst of us. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2367 His life was cut short but personally I think he's got no one to blame but himself. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2368 Marge, I guess you won the dead pool. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2369 I wonder who told him. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
2370 Do you suppose this is our last wake, George? 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
2371 Karmic, don't ya think? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2372 Killer Presentation 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2373 At least he didn’t suffer. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2374 I heard Bob from Accounting is set to replace him. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2375 It was a weed whacking accident. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
2376 And I was really counting on ‘till death do us part.’ 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
2377 The Grim Sleeper 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2378 She had the perfect outfit for every occasion. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2379 There goes our exit strategy! 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2380 He died as he lived: dead. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2381 Are we looking at eternity with each other? 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2382 Well, so much for 'Until Death Us Do Part' 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2383 They're saying it must have been suicide. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2384 He always took his work so personally. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2385 It's official, everyone we know is dead. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2386 OK, now it's his turn, let's wait three days and see what happens. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2387 It was a self-inflicted wound. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2388 I thought he'd live forever. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2389 DonT move andy closer, he may have one last whack. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2390 Do you think he saw it coming? 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2391 I told him this would happen if he touched himself. 1.3107 0.06327 103 81 12 10
2392 I guess we can cancel our life insurance policy now. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2393 Somehow I just never imagined he'd go before us. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
2394 At least he passed doing something he loved. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
2395 We're seeing the end of the funeral industry right here. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
2396 This means eternal taxes. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2397 He always said he would be better off dead. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
2398 Death seems to suit him. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2399 This undertaker has a reputation for being too literal in his fashion choices. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
2400 Too bad. He worked himself to death. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
2401 Why are we the only ones here, Bonnie? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2402 Karma can be a real bitch! 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2403 They traced the poison to Putin. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
2404 They always said he looked like death warmed over. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2405 Well that's another thing we don't have to worry about. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2406 I hear he was on holiday when it happened. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2407 That's going to be a lot of funeral home directors out of business. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2408 We told him it was a dead end job. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2409 I always warned him: ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you’. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
2410 At last, a smile..... 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
2411 Cut down in his prime. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2412 I didn't see that one coming... 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
2413 I didn't know he was even ill. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2414 Did he name a successor? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2415 I understand it was a rapidly developed case of irony. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2416 'He looked like death anyway."" 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
2417 I guess we can throw away those Living Wills, Arthur. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
2418 Finally, a taste of his own medicine. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2419 I think he looks rather grim? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2420 I always thought that scythe would be the death of him. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2421 I suppose we have to rethink our retirement savings... 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2422 He looks like death and is dressed to kill. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2423 He looks so dead. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2424 Did he resign? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2425 Talk about a fall from grace. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2426 I knew this job would be the death of him. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
2427 So what does this mean for taxes? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2428 He was always so full of life 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2429 And apparently he didn't escape the IRS either... 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2430 I bet he never saw it coming. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2431 He must not have brought in enough business. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2432 Who knew 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2433 Rumor has it he went down swinging... 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2434 Goes around comes around 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
2435 I don’t know about you but this is the first time since I turned 70 that a don’t feel that sense of dreed. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2436 He finally met his match! 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2437 He thought everyone was cheating on him. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2438 I'm guessing the eulogy will be short. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2439 Poor thing... he just couldn't compete with the NRA anymore. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2440 He who lives by the scythe dies by the scythe. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2441 ...he never smiled like that.... 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
2442 He says to me "Shirley, I have come..." then just collapses. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2443 Don't get too close Helen." "This may be a trap. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2444 Marty, we're not paying our taxes this year. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2445 I guess the end was nearer than he thought. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2446 They captured his quirky sense of humor perfectly. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
2447 Take that you rat bastard. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2448 I guess we don't need that life insurance policy now. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2449 It really does happen to everyone. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2450 Talk about your "Death warmed over." 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
2451 Don’t get too close. Being dead doesn’t stop this guy. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
2452 Grim, very grim 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2453 They say it was a self-inflicted wound. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2454 We must be dead. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2455 Well Bill, what goes around comes around." "Yeah Mary, and makes you wonder...... who tapped him on the shoulder? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2456 Who gave THAT order? 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2457 He said he couldn't take it any more--seen too much death. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2458 He went out with a scythe. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2459 We're still not safe. He just created a job opening. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
2460 Black was never your mother's color. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2461 I did warn him Rupert Murdoch wouldn't play nice 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2462 No, he does not look proud. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2463 If this means the rest of us are immortal now, I’d like to take back something that I said during our wedding vows. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2464 He said that he couldn't take another minute of the Trump administration. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2465 Ya know this could be his big break. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
2466 And I thought life was ironic! 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2467 Now we can finally rest in peace. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2468 I told him my "No soliciting" sign meant business. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
2469 He was really showing his age. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2470 These Snicker’s commercials are really pushing the envelope. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2471 Apparently that's what 4 billion years without a day off will get you. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2472 ‘Now that’s what I call a dead end...” 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2473 It was early retirement that killed him. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2474 Cousin Ralph? Who knew? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2475 Well, I guess there's no point in renewing our life insurance. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2476 My goodness, he’s all skin and bone. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
2477 I heard it was sickle knell aenemia. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2478 That's OK. We really don't mind waiting. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2479 And don't forget, he was first in his class at Wharton. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2480 I knew his job would kill him 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2481 Is this ever going to play hell with Medicare funding. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2482 Ironically, he's never looked more lifelike. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2483 He won't be missed. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2484 I'm thinking, that might be as Grim as he gets. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2485 I don't know what possessed him to look in the mirror. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2486 Great Martha, now I have to deal with you forever" 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2487 It's sad, but a touch ironic, isn't it? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2488 No, one scythe does not fit all. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2489 That's my Jerry; ironic to the very end." 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2490 I'm just not certain about anything anymore. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2491 Guess it was work that finally did him in. 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
2492 Bob always did have a flair for the macabre. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2493 So peaceful... he looks like he's reaping... 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2494 They said it was an unusual outbreak of 'sickle cell'. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2495 They always say, live by the scythe, die by the scythe. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2496 I thought there’d be a bigger turnout. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2497 What do ya know, karma does exist. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2498 I told you we'd regret opting for early retirement. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
2499 Did you just see him wink at me? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2500 Ironic. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2501 I saw him three months ago in Miami. He looked warmed over. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2502 I told him it was a bad sign when he was asked to train his replacement. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2503 Oh no! This means we will never part! 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
2504 You have to give him credit. He reaped what he sowed. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2505 That's a relief. Now there's just the matter of taxes. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2506 So, I guess this means we're in for the long haul. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2507 I thought it was “til death do us part” not “til death does depart.” Does this mean we’re divorced? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2508 I told you the chicken was bad. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
2509 You never fully appreciate someone until they're gone. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2510 Well, I think it's fake news! 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
2511 I was sure he’d outlast taxes. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
2512 Even death must take a holiday. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2513 He picked the wrong one to come after. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2514 So Death, now you know where your sting is! 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2515 I always thought we'd go before him. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
2516 Hoisted by his own petard. 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
2517 Talk about overkill. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2518 I told him he shouldn't take his work home with him. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2519 Do you think this is the last thing people usually see? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2520 As you reap, so shall you go. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2521 One would expect him to know not to text while reaping. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
2522 I'm still confused. Who came to claim him? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2523 It happened very suddenly. But just before she died she let out a long scythe 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2524 Still with the hood... 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
2525 Friendly fire. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2526 We need to rethink that reverse mortgage. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2527 I’ve outlived him, and I’ll outlive you! 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
2528 He always said he wanted to see how the other half dies. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
2529 The world may know him as grim but he will always be our little snuffy. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2530 He was a mystery, and now he’s inside an enigma, wrapped in a hoodie. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2531 How did they make him so death-like? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2532 Can you believe that that was my 5th grade crush? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2533 Now we know why he missed book club. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2534 It's a shame, really. He was going straight towards that detestable Mrs Finkelstein but he tripped and now this! 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2535 Not so grim now, are you? 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2536 I told the folks at The New Yorker that they were overdoing the grim reaper thing, but would anyone listen to me?! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2537 I know it's just a display, but I still think it's wrong. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2538 I’m gonna kill the guy who did this. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2539 He died of irony. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2540 And he thought he was invincible 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2541 I understand that he failed to pay his NRA dues. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2542 Ok, now taxes. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2543 Must have been suicide 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2544 I guess you reap what you sow - or is it the other way around? 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2545 And just two nights ago he seemed so well when he took Aunt Doris. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2546 So young...so much potential 1.3030 0.04642 99 69 30 0
2547 I'll say it: good riddance. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2548 What's next...taxes? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2549 I told him not to mess with Chuck Norris. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2550 Worked himself to death. Sad. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2551 We'll always remember this day...April 1st! 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2552 What a shame. I heard he wanted to be cremated. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2553 That's some slacking off there. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2554 No, Mildred, I do not think he looks a little like Morgan Freeman. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2555 I always warned him that you reap what you sow. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2556 I warned him that his job would be the death of him some day. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2557 He dug his own grave. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2558 I'm sorry, but I just can't pretend I'll miss him. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2559 He still looks so grim. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2560 I tell you, that Baltimore is one tough town. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2561 Maybe we should consider long term care insurance. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2562 You wake him. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2563 He finally looks comfortable in his own skin. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2564 He's not dead. That's how he relaxes. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2565 It's grim. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2566 Holy crap! Does this mean we have to keep living? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2567 Touché! 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2568 They say he was grim right to the end. 1.3030 0.06333 99 78 12 9
2569 I guess we can go back to cooking with schmaltz. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2570 Now that we're immortal, where do you want to go for lunch? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2571 Oh Henry, how he loved that scythe. He took it everywhere with him. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2572 See what happens when you stop working? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2573 I wonder if he also paid taxes? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2574 He had so much more to reap! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2575 Things are looking pretty good for the rest of us 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2576 Who's going to come and get him? 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2577 Looks warmed over. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2578 This is where he takes his naps. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2579 Damn, who's going to come for you now? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2580 Well, Harold, it looks as though we'll be hanging around for awhile after all. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2581 Boy are we are getting old 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2582 I told him not to take a holiday. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2583 Well, at least they made him look a little less grim. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2584 He still looks so full of life! 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2585 He couldn't find Trump's soul and it destroyed him. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2586 I can't say I'll miss him. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2587 So much for my dream of widowhood. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2588 I had helped him pick out a nice blue pinstripe, but when was the last time he listened to his mother" 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2589 He died of uncontrollable grief believing that death and taxes were inevitable until he ran into the Republican upper class and their new tax reform bill 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2590 Now that’s a busman’s holiday. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2591 I suppose I should feel guilty, but it was either him or me. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2592 ‘Reaping ‘ what he sowed 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2593 He came knocking and I answered the door in my birthday suit. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2594 ...How were we related again? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2595 He almost looks dead. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2596 Just think, he died on our doorstep. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2597 The long hours. Endless travel. I think his job killed him in the end. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2598 Take the scythe, then we can have closure. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2599 Now that he's gone, do we still have to pay taxes? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2600 Doris was always so overly dramatic. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2601 He would have appreciated the irony. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2602 I love a sales person who demonstrates the product. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2603 Seems like overkill. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2604 And I heard that Taxes is doing just fine. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
2605 There’s no one who could take his place. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2606 Well, somewhere on the Styx Charon is going broke. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2607 Mort, I never liked him anyway 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2608 He had ONE job! 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2609 He looks so dead it’s hard to believe he’s gone. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2610 I guess this means we’ll never die. I want a divorce. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2611 But then his outlook brightened, so we knew it was only a matter of time. 1.2990 0.06581 97 78 9 10
2612 I guess it’s hard to make a living as a performance artist. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2613 Maybe he’ll be reincarnated as a comedian. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2614 Honey, did we miss the end of time? 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
2615 Speaking of certain, I'd hold off on paying our taxes. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2616 I'll miss his irony. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2617 He really felt suicide was his only way out. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2618 Does this nullify our vow, "'Til death do us part?" 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2619 And our pre-need package includes everything your soon-to-be-deceased loved one needs. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2620 Our HR department is going to be lost without him. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2621 I’m feeling pretty overcome with sadness—but more so, irony. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2622 He's the last of a dying breed. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2623 I told him that job would be the death of him. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2624 Well, I say he was proud, and I say the hell with him. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2625 Looks like we beat the odds. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2626 But is it good for the Jews? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2627 It's so ironic. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2628 It was his time, again. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2629 I guess we should start planning for our 100th anniversary. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2630 Uhoh, I don't think our insurance will cover us living for ever. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2631 Well ... it’s not like I was going to stop for him! 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2632 I can tell you one thing. I'm unloading my funeral home stocks. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2633 I feel bad --- but it was either him or me. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2634 It was him or us, dear. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2635 Does this mean I'll never get rid of you !!! 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2636 "The poor soul, he worked himself to death". 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2637 Boy, the new administration can do anything, first taxes, now this! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2638 Does this mean we won't get our chance to get out of this godforsaken world? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2639 At least he's in a deader place. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2640 Looks like he blew a casket. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2641 John Donne said this would happen. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2642 What makes you think it was suicide? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2643 Even after death, his outfits are still a scythe for sore eyes. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2644 You know, he was the last one I ever thought would go. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2645 I guess we're stuck with each other for eternity now. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2646 Doesn't he look lifelike? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2647 I wouldn't have expected "I'm rubber, you're glue" to work with him. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2648 I guess there is an expiration date for everything... 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2649 Suicide? No, it's just his favorite place to take a nap. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2650 He finally caught up with himself... 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2651 Now you can only count on taxes! 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2652 So, how'd he die? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2653 If only he had retired earlier. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2654 He was less certain about about the deductability of his scythes as an unreimbursed business expense. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2655 He seemed like a nice enough visitor, but maybe we talked too much 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2656 They made him look so lifelike. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2657 I heard Kushner is applying for the job now that he lost his security clearance. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2658 Careful. He might be faking it. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2659 They say he clicked on SEND by mistake. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2660 I'm thinking of hang gliding. How about you? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2661 It just goes to show...you reap what you sow. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2662 Got a pin? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2663 I always told him, "Doug, don't run with a scythe." 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2664 Really? For me it just raises more questions. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2665 Oh dear! He certainly looks like Steve Bannon. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2666 I guess we won't be needing those plots anymore. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2667 Finally. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2668 He's in a similar place now. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2669 We just worked him to death, poor fellow. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2670 he was a tireless worker.....gotta' give him that....but I don't think he'll be missed... 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2671 Say what you will, he's leaving the world a better place. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2672 Live by the scythe...you know the rest. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2673 And we always wanted him to be a doctor. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2674 It's what he always wanted; he looks so life-like! 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2675 It's the irony of Death. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2676 Does this mean we can summer in Syria, if we want to? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2677 Till death do us part my ass. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
2678 Well, it's just tragic he went before your mother. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2679 You should of seen the other guy. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
2680 He spent his life preparing for this moment. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2681 Suicide? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2682 Oh dear,now we have nothing to look forward to. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2683 I prefer the one about one hand clapping 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2684 Told him not to take a selfie. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2685 He always preferred "lugubrious" to "grim." 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2686 Bad flu season. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2687 Larry we're just planning ahead, stop being so dramatic 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2688 Death is survived by Hope, Idiocy and Taxes. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2689 Part of his new empathy program. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2690 You were right. I shouldn’t have let him borrow the scythe. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2691 He said he wanted to spend more time with his family. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2692 That can't be Herman. He hated gardening. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
2693 Now we can start working on taxes. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2694 I kept telling him, "Herbie, you reap what you sow." But would he listen to me? N-o-o-o! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2695 Ugh. Guess we're in it for the long haul. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2696 As he kept saying, "We all have to go sometime." 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2697 Steve Bannon, we hardly knew ye. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2698 Now we definitely have to revise that 'till death do us part' clause. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2699 Hopefully this is the last Death in the family. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2700 It used to be that nothing was sure but death and taxes. Now President Trump has fixed both! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2701 It was so unexpected. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
2702 but Mildred,...the reverend said, "till death do us part". 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2703 He always had a strong death wish. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2704 So I guess this means we are stuck with each other forever now! 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2705 He should have see it coming. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2706 He was a workaholic. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2707 Oh well, there goes population control... 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2708 I thought you said your uncle's name was Roper. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2709 All the undertakers are fretting about their job security. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2710 Oh, Lord. Does this mean we have to live forever now? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2711 He looks happier than I have ever seen him!! 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
2712 I guess it's true what they say--you really do reap what you sow. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2713 He finally soweth'd one time too many. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2714 The next time he comes for me he better be carrying more than a scythe. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2715 Well, it looks like you won't be getting that inheritance from your rich uncle after all. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2716 I guess we can finally get a divorce 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2717 He's just keeping it cold for the next guy 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2718 He was always so full of life 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2719 Our life insurance policy rates just went down. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2720 This can't be good for business?! 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2721 I did tell Bobby not to go dressed like that to the Retirement Home, Ohh, he didn't have a chance. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2722 It's so sad. I heard he was on his way to the White House with an order of Big Macs. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2723 I talked to him just last week. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2724 Hmm...I think I'll take up skydiving. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2725 Well, yes, I suppose it does seem obvious; I'm just saying I was kind of surprised when Millie told me he took his own life. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2726 I guess this means we can buy green bananas again 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2727 You really need to get that flu shot. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2728 This is a problem for Stephen Hawking. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2729 He's so unlifelike. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
2730 I told him to get a flu shot! 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2731 No thoughts and prayers this time. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2732 Reap what you sow, eh? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2733 Your brother the exterminator, a joker to the end. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2734 He wrote in his Advanced Directive that he wanted to be buried with it. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2735 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2736 Oh Ethel, I think your three months at the hospital really wore him out 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2737 That reminds me, did you file for an extension yet? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2738 Do we still pay taxes? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2739 I know you didn't like your ex-wife but dressing her like that was overkill. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2740 He lived for his work. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2741 That was no way to live anyway. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2742 It was me or him. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2743 The funeral home industry is going to take a big hit. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2744 Outside of work, he wasn't grim at all. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2745 Don't get too close. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2746 The mortician did a fine job, but the blacksmith really outdid him. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2747 'He doesn't look so grim.' 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2748 Does this mean we have to go back to work? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2749 Do not say he didn't deserve this. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2750 He had no work-life balance. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2751 I guess he didn't want to wait for Trump to kill us with the end of the world 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2752 She was never one for subtlety, was she? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2753 No need to feel guilty. It was him or you. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2754 Does this mean we're immortal? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2755 Well he said in his line of work retirement was not possible. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2756 I don't know. The death of death means I'll never get rid of these bunions. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2757 He's in a better place. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
2758 I'm a terrible sister for saying it, but Helen always had to be the best at everything. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2759 Does this mean we're stuck here? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2760 He just never fit in! 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2761 I'll never forget his last words: "Here, hold my scythe." 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2762 Meta. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2763 Self Referential for sure 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2764 No Kevin, this isn't ironic. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2765 Gosh, you really do reap what you sow. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2766 I hear he took his own life. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2767 Didn’t he have any other outfits? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2768 He looks pretty grim. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
2769 Taxes is inconsolable. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2770 No worries now, adding Bhutan and Bora Bora to our bucket list. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2771 I guess this is because I could not stop for him. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2772 He sacrificed his life to the job and they couldn't bury the man in a decent suit? 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2773 The slide show has his greatest hits 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2774 Heckuva chess player, though... 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2775 Our retirement funds are not going to be sufficient! 1.2921 0.05104 89 64 24 1
2776 I told you that life insurance policy was a waste. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2777 Millennials really have killed everything now, haven't they? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2778 Boy, that self-defense course really paid off. 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
2779 I am told that yes, he paid taxes too. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2780 No, he does not look so lifelike. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2781 Does this mean we're stuck together...forever? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2782 THEY SAY HE WAS RUN OVER BY A HEARSE! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2783 I wonder if his heirs will reap what he sowed. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2784 Well, he certainly reaped what he sewed! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2785 That’s why you shouldn’t take your work home with you, Dan. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2786 I don't think he saw it coming. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2787 If he’d been packing, he’d be alive today. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2788 Yea, so about that whole ‘til death do us part’ thing... 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2789 I know it's a lot worse this year, Doris, but I'm not sure a flu shot would have helped. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2790 OMG! I cancelled long-term care last week 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2791 Well, Carl, I guess that extended warranty on the Chevy was a good idea after all. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2792 So now, who comes for us? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2793 And you just had to go and spend a fortune on life insurance! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2794 I don’t know, Herbert. Somewhere between relief and wondering who his heirs are...” 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2795 Well, at least he is being buried with his scythe; his kids would have fought over who got that damn thing forever. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2796 They did a terrible job- he looks like Death warmed over! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2797 Overdressed, as usual... 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2798 The coroner's report said suicide. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2799 I guess business will slow down for a while. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2800 Living forever is definitely going to wreak havoc on our financial planning. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2801 Such a wonderful job restoring his natural pallor. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2802 He doesn’t look as grim as he used to. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2803 He wasn’t exactly the life of the party. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2804 I wondeer if the IRS knows yet. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2805 He must have been tough to embalm 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2806 He was just dying to get in there. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2807 Well, that's it. We can live forever! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2808 He lived a grim life. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2809 So how does this exactly affect our life insurance policies? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2810 You should see his pallbearers. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2811 Well, I guess it was inevitable..... 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2812 "Till death do us part” does not sound promising anymore. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2813 "Till Death do us part" suddenly feels like an eternity. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2814 Gerald never quite understood irony. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2815 I'd heard that his prognosis was grim... 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2816 Wow, I guess it catches up with everyone. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2817 I hate to admit it, but there will be times when I'll miss him. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2818 So...if there are no immediate survivors, does that mean I can go ahead and cancel my life insurance policy? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2819 So you reap what you sow. What else is new? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2820 Who said irony is dead? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2821 And yet the Trump Administration continues. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2822 He was to die for back in high school. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2823 What a shame, he was always such a cut up. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2824 In the end, it was the irony that got him. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2825 I guess we should cancel our life insurance now. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2826 They say it was scythe-cell anemia. 1.2903 0.06765 93 76 7 10
2827 He did say, "The end is near." 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2828 Oh look, his favorite hoodie! 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2829 He reaped the most out of life, didn't he? 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
2830 I didn't realize he was Irish! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2831 He died doing what he loved. Death. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2832 Such a sweetheart!! He always tries them on first. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2833 What goes around . . . 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2834 The only thing left for us to look forward to was that 'death do us part' bit. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2835 Well I guess this leaves taxes as the only sure thing in life. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2836 He always said the job was killing him. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2837 I guess Blue Oyster Cult was right. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2838 Cheer me up--tell me they've got taxes lying in a casket next door. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2839 Now, that’s taking your work to the grave with you. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2840 He was a good man, compassionate, always used Novocaine. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2841 It was his time, again. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2842 In high school you just can't really tell about people. He was voted "Class clown." 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2843 I wonder if he knew he was coming for him? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2844 Was it sudden? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2845 He was so confident his job was immune to outsourcing. Now the NRA has it. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2846 The AR-15 ban is what killed him. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2847 He was always the life of the party 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2848 I can’t say that I’m surprised. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2849 Why so grim? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2850 He said the job was killing himself. 1.2903 0.06765 93 76 7 10
2851 Does this mean we don't have to pay taxes? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2852 I hear this happens a lot in his line of work. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2853 The smile isn't right. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2854 I feel like I just stepped into a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2855 It's not so surprising, all he ever did was think about death. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2856 Well, here's another sad, unheeded lesson about running with sharp objects. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2857 Doesn't look so grim anymore 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2858 The funeral director just hired a new dresser who is a frustrated costume designer. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2859 He looks good. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2860 Oh, Death, at last. Here is thy sting! 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2861 Who says you can't take it with you! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2862 What are we going to tell the kids? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2863 Do you think this lets us off the hook? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2864 They're trying to blame it on immigrants, but I think it was mechanization that really did him in. 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2865 I heard he used to work for the Russians 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2866 We did our best but he still looks a litle grim. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2867 Well I guess he had it coming. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2868 Jerry was always one for black humor, but really, look at that smile! 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2869 I heard he was after Trump. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2870 That was always his favorite scythe. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2871 He always said it would never happen to him. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2872 He was our best agent. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2873 He looks so natural...so deathlike. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2874 All these years he was wearing high heels and a negligee under the robe. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2875 Apparently he reaped what he sowed. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2876 You should apply for the opening. It's a good retirement job. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2877 Carol's sister saw him just last week. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2878 What the fuck? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2879 I bet he never saw it coming. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2880 Someone should have talked to him about that Hoodie 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2881 I heard that scythe manufacturers are delighted since Congress is now planning to arm everybody with scythes---The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a scythe is to be a good guy with a scythe. 1.2903 0.06765 93 76 7 10
2882 So much for "til death do us part", looks like we're stuck with each other forever. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2883 Unbelievable...the tie I bought him for Christmas is completely covered. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2884 Even death decided to take a permanent holiday. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2885 Well Howard, maybe we should put immortality back on the bucket list. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2886 Finally he has been impeached. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2887 It was a case of character assassination. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2888 It was suicide. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2889 He was the first and the last of his kind. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2890 I guess Death is the new death. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2891 As ye reap, so shall ye get reaped. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2892 Well, I guess we can keep renewing our magazine subscriptions. 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
2893 I heard that the president is looking for a replacement already. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2894 Too bad they don't make one scythe fits all. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2895 The director called to say you got the part 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2896 Now only taxes remain. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2897 His job was automated 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2898 It's only March. What will the rest of the year bring? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2899 Have you heard anything about a succession plan? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2900 Is there room in there for taxes? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2901 I suppose taxes are next. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2902 Darn, does this mean we’ll live forever? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2903 His therapist said this would help him relate to his clients better. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2904 Fake news. The report of death's death was an exaggeration. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2905 Every time the doctor would say, "We can cure that", or "we can replace that", it just wore him down and put him into a deeper funk. In the end, he had nothing to live for. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2906 Working in the White House is a death-defying act for anyone these days. 1.2903 0.06765 93 76 7 10
2907 That’ll teach you! NOBODY messes around with our Howard! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2908 All I know is that I'm not paying my taxes this year. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2909 Oh, woe is me. The irony. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2910 They did such a good job with the cheekbones - look at that hollowing. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2911 He always loved cosplay. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2912 The undertaker did a great job, he looks so death-like 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2913 Does this mean I can start smoking again? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2914 Does this mean I'm going to live forever? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2915 Some say Bannon will rise again 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2916 Will our retirement fund last through immortality? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2917 Payback's a bitch. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2918 Ashes to ashes, scythe to rust 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2919 Maybe he's taking a permanent holiday this time. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2920 "The irony would have been lost on him". 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2921 I didn't think I'd live to see the death of Irony. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2922 He knew it was coming 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2923 Well, I guess reelection is out of the question. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2924 Looks like divorce is our only hope now. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2925 Did he appoint a successor? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2926 He looks better than when he was alive. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2927 ‘Well, I guess you really do reap what you sow’ 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2928 Well...I guess he won't be calling us Lord and Lady Dicknose again... 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2929 I told him not to pick his nose 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2930 Like I always say, "What goes around, comes around!" 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2931 So, where's his sting? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2932 Bringing your work home isn't good for you. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2933 so....guess we forget the death do us part thing. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2934 Last time I saw him, he looked like death 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
2935 This is life after death and Trump is still in office? 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2936 The stress of the job is what killed him. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2937 Who knew? John Donne was right after all . . . 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2938 Well, that’s life.... 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2939 I used to think I would live forever. Now I'm afraid I just might. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2940 I told him that Halloween costume would be ironic. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2941 There’s an Air BnB to suit everybody these days. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
2942 First taxes, and now this. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2943 I always knew this job would kill him... 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2944 What will we do without him?! 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2945 He died doing what he loved, or vis versa. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2946 Workaholic. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2947 He died as he lived... emotionally hollow, inspiring dread in all who knew him, and a pessimist right to the very end. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2948 Guess this means we're stuck with each other forever 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2949 Timing is everything. He came for me at the gun range! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2950 If a double negative makes a positive, he should sit up. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2951 Wow, karma really is a bitch. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2952 I really expected to feel better about this. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2953 With so many taking over his job, he just gave up. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2954 There goes our ride. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2955 Always the kidder. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2956 Come on, it’s time to get dressed, your father and I are taking you to get a real bed. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2957 The death of death. Does this mean that I have to live with you throughout eternity? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2958 Does this mean Trump lives forever? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2959 We were very close, you know. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2960 Well, I guess he reaped what he sewed. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2961 He wasn't much in life, and honestly, he's not much in death, either. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2962 I wish he'd dealt with a couple of your relatives first. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2963 Seems he’s always had an ax to grind. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2964 Well, I always say,"WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND." 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2965 He doesn't look like he's just sleeping to me. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2966 I wonder why he never saw it coming. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2967 Looks like I’m stuck with you, Mort. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2968 Imagine, you wreak all that havoc for millennia just to get mowed down by a kia on your way home from the CVS. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2969 These funeral parlor cosmeticians do wonders. He looks just like he did in life. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2970 Just when you think that it can’t get any more grim... 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2971 I hope taxes are not far behind 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2972 'Guess we should have saved more for retirement.' 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2973 He made his bed and now he's lying in it. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2974 I wonder who’ll get promoted ? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2975 And to think, he never saw it coming. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2976 You know what this means, don't you? 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2977 It even got too much for him to take 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2978 I thought he would be taller in person. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2979 He didn't look so good at Maxie's funeral. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2980 The life insurance company won't pay because they claim it was suicide. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
2981 Now, what'll we do when the annuity runs out? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2982 You know that Benjamin Franklin quote about "death and taxes?" I was sure he'd choose taxes. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2983 I hear he got quite the discount for this funeral. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2984 It's tragic that he took his own death. He had a lot to die for. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2985 Poor Reaper. You'd think he could have cheated himself for once. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2986 He said he's the 'Grim Sleeper', the black sheep of the Reaper family. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2987 Well, he did say he would even if it killed him! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2988 It looks like taxes finally caught up with him. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2989 Work, work, work. He never took a break...just worked himself to death. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2990 Got hit by a John Deere last night. Should have known to make hay while the sun shines. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2991 What fabulous work! He looks so death-like! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2992 He was doing better until he got sickle. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2993 He shouldn't have sneaked up on me. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2994 I can't say I'm sorry to see him go. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2995 I always thought that I would go first. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2996 You sow what you reap. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2997 I didn't even know he was sickle. 1.2889 0.06749 90 73 8 9
2998 "Amazing, he doesn't look a day over 620". 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2999 They weren't kidding about that flu. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
3000 Now what? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
3001 I always wondered why he wouldn't talk about his job. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3002 Guess he couldn't cheat himself. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
3003 Do you think we should revisit our financial planning assumptions? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
3004 He'd do anything to avoid calling his mother. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3005 It was always “overkill” with him. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3006 Weirdly, I'm going to miss funerals. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
3007 I guess I can cancel my life insurance policy 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
3008 So full of himself 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
3009 Does this mean I have to live with you forever? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
3010 Looks like he took it with him 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
3011 Sometimes irony just goes too far 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
3012 Promise me you'll have me cremated. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3013 When I saw him prowling around the yard last night in the dark, I was so glad to have my AR15 right by the bed. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
3014 I guess we're stuck with each other forever, Stanley. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
3015 Of course he’s faking. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3016 He looks so unnatural in there. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
3017 Well, what are we suppose to do now? 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
3018 I always say, 'What goes around comes around.' 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
3019 Poor guy worked himself to death. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
3020 I'm pretty certain taxes will be next. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3021 Better him than us. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3022 You had to serve Tuna Caserole 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
3023 He killed himself when Trump won the presidency. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
3024 That's karma for you. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
3025 Who's going to come for us now? 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
3026 He looks like he’s reaping 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
3027 We should probably call our financial advisor about this. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3028 Sir, this is NOT funny! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
3029 First to go was the hammer and now this. I guess our dreams of a red state are over. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
3030 Press secretary, tough job--even with a scythe. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
3031 Sure, it's great for us, but what about our Buddhist friends? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
3032 I wonder if he paid taxes too? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
3033 So many questions... 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
3034 I have a sinking feeling this will wreck havoc on our long term care insurance rates. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
3035 No such luck, I hear he's being replaced by a combine... 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
3036 I hear he slipped while trying to use it to cut a watermelon. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
3037 Of all the people I thought would outlive us... 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
3038 I wonder who is going to get his job. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
3039 He snuck up behind me before I put my face on... 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
3040 Now we stuck here forever....how depressing. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
3041 I guess it's time to bury the hatchet. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
3042 Well, there goes plan 'A' for escaping this marriage. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
3043 Is he really gonna do this every time a White House staffer resigns? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
3044 Are we really THAT old? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
3045 Henry, if this means we are immortal, I want a divorce. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
3046 He never was very good at reaping whatever he sowed, until now. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
3047 Looks like United is removing passengers mid-flight now. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
3048 Well, dead is dead. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
3049 He would have looked so nice in a suit. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
3050 He reaped what he sowed. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
3051 He looks so grim 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
3052 He's just having another existential breakdown, he'll snap out of it by tomorrow. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
3053 As you reap, so shall you go. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
3054 I told him he was working himself to death. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
3055 He looks so alive. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
3056 Looks like he reaped what he sowed 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
3057 That was always his favorite suit. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
3058 I think we should change our will 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
3059 He requested donations to the Sickle Cell Foundation in lieu of flowers. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
3060 He took his own life. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
3061 They found him unresponsive after losing a chess game to Max Von Sydow. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
3062 He likes to understand his customers' experience. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
3063 Marvin, if you want to go trick or treating we have to leave now. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
3064 He must've died of sickle cell. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
3065 Well, he always did say 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.' 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
3066 « I never thought we’d live to see this day » 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
3067 If we live in a post-truth age, why not post-death? What could go wrong? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
3068 Ironic, don't you think? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
3069 He always said that his job would be the death of him. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
3070 I had just come to grips with my mortality. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
3071 You thought I brought my work home! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
3072 Who’s going to take over the family business? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
3073 He looks good. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
3074 I told you nobody messes with Chuck Norris 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
3075 I have to admit, I was never all that fond of him 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
3076 Now I miss him. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
3077 This is going to decimate Social Security. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
3078 Yeah but that Taxes fellow is still on the loose. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
3079 He came for Uncle Vito, but he didn't understand the rules. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
3080 Is that what they mean? Karma's a bitch? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
3081 I told you we shouldn't have let him watch Bergman so young. 1.2857 0.06682 91 74 8 9
3082 Work overload...another victim of an aging population. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
3083 If we're lucky, taxes will be next. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
3084 Karma finally got him. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
3085 What would have Dante said? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
3086 I guess the mortician did his best, but he still looks so grim and death-like. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3087 This Administration was too much for him. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3088 Couldn't have died in my 20s, could you, Death. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3089 He'll be hard to replace. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
3090 The arrangements are touching, but I'm not sure I would have gone with Blue Oyster Cult. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3091 He always wanted to know what it was like. 1.2841 0.04835 88 63 25 0
3092 The Scythe’s the limit. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3093 No one can say he didn't fight death right to the end. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3094 I hear he fell on his own scythe. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3095 All that's left is taxes. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3096 He forgot to pay his taxes. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3097 Till death do us part, huh? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3098 First Trump and now the Grim Reaper drops dead. What's next? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3099 So fentanyl is safe now, right? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3100 And I thought he'd bury us all... 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3101 Uncle Max always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3102 Do you suppose this lets us off the hook for taxes as well? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3103 Does that mean that we’re stuck here forever? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3104 I would kiss him goodbye but he might still have a bit of kick left in him 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3105 He looks so not grim. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3106 This seems like a death trap. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
3107 Just last night he said he was tired of the same old grind. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3108 I warned him not to take a selfie with that scythe. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3109 He always complained that his job was too taxing. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3110 Why do I get the feeling this is one big April Fool's Day gag? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3111 I knew he was busy, but never imagined he'd overwork himself this way 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3112 Even the grim reaper is no match for father time. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3113 He has no one to blame but himself. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3114 I wonder what this means for our taxes? 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
3115 This is going to kill business. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3116 Death will not be mocked, that's for sure. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
3117 'I hear the White House revoked his H1-B visa.' 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3118 If we're lucky, a handsome prince won't come along. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3119 See honey, I told you those self defense classes would come in handy. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3120 If this means we live forever, I wish we'd saved more money. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3121 Awe hell. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3122 Now that's what i called dead. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3123 Well, at least there's still the IRS. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3124 Howard, does this mean we will live forever? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3125 You think this means we can get our cemetery plot deposit back? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
3126 I told you no sleeping in our merchandize! Get to work to bring new customers! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3127 He was always so proud of his bit part in "The Seventh Seal." 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3128 Damnit Carl, it looks like Death won't do us part after all. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3129 Now your relatives will never leave. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3130 You see. It's not true. You can take it with you. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3131 Well, looks like he reaped what he sowed 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3132 Very meta. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3133 Wonder who he cut out of his will. 1.2841 0.04835 88 63 25 0
3134 He always was sickely 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3135 I thought Sadie was kidding about Max's secret life. 1.2841 0.07036 88 73 5 10
3136 He looks so . . . unnatural 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3137 He could not keep up with technology. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3138 Just goes to show you how fragile death is 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
3139 This looks like more than a holiday. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
3140 He worked himself to... Hmm, what should we call it now? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3141 I kept telling him you reap what sow, but he wouldn’t listen. 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
3142 So much for being President for life. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
3143 He looks like death! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3144 The doctor said he had a few self-destructive tendencies 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3145 Now, who will come for us? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
3146 Workload from the baby boom generation took a toll on him. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3147 Wish we'd bought that long-term care insurance... 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3148 I now have nothing to look forward to. 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
3149 He's probably happier now. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3150 It's the end of a trope. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3151 The brother was worse. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3152 He led such a grim life. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3153 Do you think it's a smart career move or just a desperate stab at irony? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
3154 You always want what you can't have. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3155 He wasn't carrying a gun. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3156 Did we send Mrs. Reaper a sympathy card? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3157 The coroner ruled it a suicide. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3158 His wake was a ghost town. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3159 Bet he got a quantity discount on the coffin. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3160 Well Martha, it looks like we won't have to worry about him anymore. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
3161 Do you think it becomes him? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
3162 You know, death, it's not always about you! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3163 Harvey, you should ask if they're looking to re-hire. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3164 Trump touched him 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3165 Wow! Things are worse than I thought. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3166 Do you think he knew? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3167 Who would have told him to get his flu shot? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3168 It's like he's trying to tell us something. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3169 This model comes with a promotional branding display - that can be removed - of course. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3170 Occupational hazard. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3171 So now I’m stuck with you for eternity? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3172 As ye reap, so shall ye reap. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3173 Well it certainly is unusual, I can only assume it was a fight to the death. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
3174 He was always so literal! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3175 Okay, now that he’s out of the way,...on to taxes. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3176 I understand the end came quickly when he tripped on his scythe 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3177 What a shame! Just when he got tenure. 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
3178 Well, THIS oughta blow the Social Security fund once and for all. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
3179 I told you we should have put it all in annuities. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
3180 I think he's trying to be funny. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
3181 now what are we supposed to do? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
3182 So lifelike. I feel like he is going to reach out and touch me. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
3183 He always over dresses for the occasion. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
3184 Self inficted wounds. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
3185 It's too bad the mortician is out of a job now, he did beautiful work. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
3186 He never could get out of his own way. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3187 I guess we cancel Grampa's obit 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3188 You know, he WAS looking kinda thin lately... 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3189 He looks good, considering. 1.2809 0.04791 89 64 25 0
3190 I wish I had got to know him better 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
3191 Is that lid going to shut? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
3192 Well, someone is in for a nasty surprise. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
3193 I pray the lord your soul to reap. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3194 I guess we won’t be leaving any time soon. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
3195 Well, our business is doomed 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3196 He was a great weed whacker. Not so great dealing with the pesticide. 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
3197 I told him that costume was a bad idea. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3198 So now can we stop using condoms? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
3199 I wonder what he sowed 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3200 Well, I guess all that reaping finally led to some sowing. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
3201 Just when I've lost the will to live . . . 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3202 Life won't be so grim anymore. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
3203 Well, I guess they'll be hiring. Call Cousin Mildred's son. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
3204 I don't like to speak I'll of the dead, but he got what he deserved. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
3205 It's so sad. He had his whole death ahead of him. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
3206 I always told him, "Live by the scythe, die by the scythe." 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
3207 He always had a grim sense of humor 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
3208 He's not so proud now. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
3209 So it's true .You really do reap what you sow. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
3210 He was doing what he loved. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
3211 See? Even death would rather die than listen to you nag. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
3212 He looks so death-like. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
3213 Get up! Break time is over and you are behind on your quota. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
3214 Yes, it is Arthur. Art is imitating Death. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
3215 He was so full of death. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
3216 And Jesus said, 'All who draw the scythe will die by the scythe.' 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
3217 Well, he cerrainly reaped what he reaped. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
3218 "What a putz! He took himself. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
3219 Does this somehow null our Marriage? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
3220 At least with Trump you may be able to escape taxes. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
3221 Not sure where this leaves us. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
3222 In the nick of time,as far as we’re concerned. 1.2809 0.04791 89 64 25 0
3223 Usually the pillow goes under the head, not over the face 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
3224 Does this mean we are going to live forever now? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
3225 I wonder what he sowed 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3226 You're right. Looks warmed over to me too. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3227 I told him not to take that bet. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3228 He never could correct that slice. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3229 We better call our retirement fund manager, quick! We didn't plan on living for an eternity. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3230 Guess he played "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" one too many times. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3231 For once I’m not lying to say they did a nice job to make Death look so natural. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3232 Some Holiday. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3233 He looked overworked lately..... 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3234 Mrs.Scythe can now reap his death benefits. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3235 The bad news is ... we still have taxes to contend with! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3236 I don't get it. He's not dead yet. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3237 Are you going to stop looking over your shoulder now? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3238 He always did look so good in black. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3239 He insisted on being buried with it. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3240 He does deserve a holiday. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3241 He never knew it would catch up to him. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3242 Stan, did he just wink at you?? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3243 Do you think he paid his taxes? 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
3244 Have we paid our taxes? 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3245 Oh Lord. The life insurance companies not going to like this. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3246 The invitation said this was his retirement party. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3247 No doubt about it. Things are about to get really really bad. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
3248 Does this mean we'll be married forever? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3249 Ethel, looks like we dodged a bullet. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3250 They have him looking better than he has in years. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3251 Jerry always had a wicked sense of humor. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3252 Well, he looks less grim 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3253 Death takes a holiday. Again. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3254 Lying down on the job! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3255 I never did like him. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3256 What a shame that no one will get the John Donne reference. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3257 In guess in the end, he reaped what he sowed. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3258 I sure hope this doesn't mean we're going to live forever 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3259 Wait a second, then where's Herbert? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3260 Now we're stuck together for eternity. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3261 He tried to stop #MeToo. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3262 We shouldn't have put all our eggs in the "'Till death so us part" basket. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3263 This is why I don't like funerals. They're always too grim. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3264 I wonder what this means for the rest of us. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3265 Open casket? Yeesh, he looks like death. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3266 He'll be back next week, he's just taking a busman's holiday. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3267 Damn it! I wish he died when we were younger. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3268 Like I always say,“What goes around comes around, comes around.” 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3269 I TOLD him to leave Chuck Norris alone! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3270 Does this mean we're good for a while? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
3271 Now that's that. We'll have to stay together forever, Marge. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
3272 Well, it finally caught up with him. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3273 I heard he did it to avoid taxes. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3274 Does this mean we can finally cancel that damn life insurance policy? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3275 What 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3276 He looks so natural, doesn't he? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3277 About time.... 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3278 Let that be a lesson. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3279 Well, Hank, I guess you're mother really is going to be living with us forever. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
3280 Well, I guess this is the end of Morrison & Morrison Mortuary, dear. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3281 Wow, they do happen in threes. First it was irony, then parody. I hope we're still here in 2020. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3282 Does this mean we have to stay married forever? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
3283 On second thought, let's take the one that doesn't include its own Death. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
3284 He really should have just left Chuck Norris alone. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3285 He's still not fooling anybody. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3286 So much for the mortuary business. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3287 I swear to God, I saw him walking up my driveway, and he grabbed his chest and just fell over. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
3288 His mother would have been so disappointed. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3289 I knew the time was close when he stopped sharpening his blade. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3290 He died as he lived: cosplaying. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
3291 That’s really meta 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3292 I used to look for him after every morning briefing since November 2016. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3293 What a mortician. So deathlike! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3294 Never thought I would live to see this! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3295 Wherever he went he made quite a killing. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3296 Well, I'm not surprised. He was always so grim. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3297 I’m pretty sure he’s just napping. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3298 These millennials really are killing everything. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
3299 A little tasteless maybe, but our Francis always did love irony. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3300 I trust Trump will now order NASA to speed up the colonization of Mars project. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3301 Is this supposed to be an endorsement? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3302 Although he was not an employee here, but the Boss figured as a matter of professional courtesy he should get the 20 % employee discount. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3303 The ultimate scythe of relief. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3304 GRIM, FOR SURE 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3305 He must be somewhere between the wheat and the chaff. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3306 I dunno. Doesn't look that Grimm to me. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3307 Trump scared him to death? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3308 Too bad he never achieved work/life balance 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
3309 No Ralph. You still have to take your blood pressure medicine. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
3310 He just worked himself to death! 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
3311 They really captured his grim. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
3312 He looks so natural ...; or, He looks so unlifelike ... 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
3313 It's just fake news 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3314 The makeup doesn't help. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
3315 He knew what hit him. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3316 Well, that’s redundant. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3317 Suicide, evidently. It seems he was very depressed about his job. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3318 OK, sometimes scythe matters. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3319 Well, he looks like himself 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3320 Despite his years Grandpa could never stopTrick or Treating 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3321 What a pity that he looks so terribly life-like! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3322 That’ so grim! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3323 He always dreamed of working from home. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3324 He was always such a miserable son of a bitch. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
3325 He died so none of us ever will. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3326 He finally had enough of that itch on his nose. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
3327 I don't know whether to laugh or sythe.: 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3328 Does this mean I'm stuck with you for eternity? Death, it seems, is in no position to part us. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
3329 What comes around really does go around. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
3330 Look at that—lying down on the job. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
3331 I know they said she looked like death, but I didn't think it was this bad. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
3332 This comes as no surprise. He never would take a vacation. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3333 Weirdly, I’m not dying to know what happened here. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
3334 He's been down since the scythe became obsolete. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
3335 He can't take it with him. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3336 How're they gonna close the casket, Rob? His fucking scythe is sticking right out, it's gonna block the lid. Bill. Bill, it's gonna block the fucking lid. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
3337 Sickle cell? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
3338 I told him if he takes his work home, it'll kill him. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
3339 A wing, a prayer . . . what am I missing? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3340 Are you sure he's dead? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3341 Do they charge extra for the scythe? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3342 You should see the other guy... 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3343 Oh God—does this mean we're going to live for ever? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
3344 Evidently, he started following the news--and realized he'd been trumped. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3345 He loved that outfit. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
3346 And don't ever let me catch you snooping around my azaleas again! 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
3347 And here I've been reading Donne as figurative this whole time. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
3348 well, I guess it's President Pence now 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
3349 This means that Uncle Mark is going to be at every Christmas dinner for a very long time. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
3350 It's part of his continuing education. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3351 We're gonna need a bigger IRA. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3352 He neglected himself until the very end. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3353 Life was just too much for him in the end. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3354 It was too dark to see the banana peel. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
3355 He loved his work, perhaps a little too much. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3356 That's really grim. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3357 I *warned* him not to drink and scythe. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3358 At some point the cold hand of Trump comes for all of us 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3359 No. I haven't a clue what I'm going to do with my new, eternal, god-forsaken life. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3360 She always enjoyed thematic partying. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3361 Well, I guess this means the only certain thing now is taxes 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3362 He doesn't look so smug now. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3363 Your big-shot job was no excuse for not visiting your parents. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3364 Who wears black to their own funeral? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3365 If he didn't escape death, I'm assuming he didn't escape taxes either. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3366 Looks like he tried to reap the wrong person. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
3367 So cliche! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3368 He was very conflicted at the end. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3369 Fake news. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3370 I hear his last words were to his apprentice - "You're fired!" 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3371 I can't wait until Forensic Files explains how this happened. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3372 Great. Now we're stuck together forever. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3373 There must be great sorrow in the funeral industry 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3374 I was really looking forward to our appointment next week. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3375 Just when I thought my IRA was big enough. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3376 He looks a little warmed over. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3377 Why couldn't our son just be a lawyer? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3378 Oh look, it's the Great Pretender. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3379 Does this mean we have a President for life now? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3380 But he loooks so alive. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3381 Does this mean our premiums will go up? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3382 He still looks so alive. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3383 There is no closure. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3384 Honey, I don't think they will be able to close the lid. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3385 I can’t believe he fell for that. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3386 So young, and so full of lives. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3387 We need to rethink our lifetime returns policy. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3388 Death well lived 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3389 Now that’s what you call grim. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3390 He should never have taken that holiday. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3391 Wow. We are getting really old. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
3392 I heard he killed himself. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3393 What did he die of? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3394 Now tell Vinnie to pay Taxes a visit. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3395 Nobody saw this coming. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3396 Looks like the next international crisis will be overpopulation. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3397 He looks a bit grim don't you think? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3398 I guess we're stuck with each other forever, now. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3399 They said it was Skittles. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3400 Actually, things are looking up. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3401 Guess he knew not the time, the hour, nor the overall dimensions. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3402 Morty thought that dressing like this would fool him, but... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3403 It all finally caught up with him. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3404 With uncertainty, Millie and Albert decided to pay their respects, but not their taxes. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3405 RIP...please! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3406 So many years of lurking...and for what? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3407 ‘Someone said that he paid a visit, to Chuck Norris’ 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3408 Well.... there goes our inheritance. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3409 I guess this proves it: what goes around comes around! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3410 He had a killer personality. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3411 So much for professional courtesy. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3412 ‘To think, he used to look so full of life!” 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3413 and he was just beginning to hit his stride 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3414 Well, I guess he's not proud now. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3415 When management catches you sleeping on the job 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3416 So lifelike. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3417 I suppose we’ll need a riding mower? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3418 Sylvia, we beat it! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3419 I warned him about touching himself 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3420 I just saw him last week, and he looked so dead. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3421 It does not look like him at all! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3422 Yes, but to me he was just one of the boys in the hood. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3423 Manny, get the undertaker! He looks like death warmed over. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3424 He's not as grim as I had imagined. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3425 No one could barter better than David. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3426 He never saw it coming. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3427 Pfff… Lazy embalmer! 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
3428 He was forced into early retirement. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3429 So much for "'Til death do us part" 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3430 For some reason, he no longer seems so grim anymore. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3431 I heard it was tetanus. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3432 Rocky said he could sucker punch anyone. Now I believe it. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3433 What's next? First it's the death of God. And now it's Death himself. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3434 Just my luck. Immortality beckons and my siatica is playing up. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3435 There goes our funeral plan. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3436 Well that's ironic 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3437 My guess is that he killed himself. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3438 If anyone can take it with him, he can.... 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3439 He really doesn’t discriminate. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3440 He died like he lived—dead. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3441 I told him that reading John Donne would be too depressing. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3442 He's so dead-like. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3443 There are rumors it was a suicide..... 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3444 Death takes a holiday. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3445 Well, Herb, we're together for good now. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3446 Oh, George, I wish he didn't look so grim. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3447 do you mind, I'm on my coffin break... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3448 I told him to look both ways. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3449 Well, guess we don't have anything to worry about now. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3450 Do you think grim reapers have their own grimmer reaper? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3451 I told him he never should have taken that holiday. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3452 Without him around, are we going to live forever? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3453 I suppose it was inevitable 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3454 Seems like a busman's holiday to me. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3455 You're right, he does look grim. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3456 Why do they even have a Super Scythe Me option? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3457 I say grim and bury it. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3458 You'd think with all that walking he'd live another 20 years. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3459 Looks like Grim reaped what he sowed. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3460 I always knew he was a quitter 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3461 Any angel of death that represents himself has a fool for a client. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3462 I told him he didn't look well. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3463 Talk about a grim sleeper. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3464 It becomes him. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3465 Death in his natural state 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3466 I wonder if he knows we’re still alive! 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3467 Now you're stuck with me for eternity. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3468 You know, Morty, we wasted a lot of money on those cemetery plots. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3469 Looks like he sowed what he reaped 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3470 He forgot to bury the hatchet 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3471 It truly was his favorite outfit. 1.2716 0.04973 81 59 22 0
3472 I'll distract them, you grab the scythe 1.2716 0.04973 81 59 22 0
3473 Holiday...huh...it's about time. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3474 And now that they've passed a tax cut, I can't be sure of anything anymore. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3475 We're done here. Now let's go bring sand to the beach. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3476 I heard he was a Blue Dog Democrat 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3477 I, for one, am not going to miss hearing him tell us we're cheating him all the time. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
3478 Now that there's no more death, I am going to look for a younger man 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
3479 We told you when you signed up with the Trump administration that it wouldn't last. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
3480 I guess it wasn't a phase. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3481 It's true. You reap what you sow. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3482 Herman, tell me this doesn't mean you're never going to die. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
3483 I kept telling him he should take a vacation. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
3484 He'd fought a courageous battle with irony. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3485 What should we do with our plot now? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3486 I don't remember a single day where he ever smiled. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3487 Does this mean we're stuck together...forever? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3488 First, the tax cut. And now this. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3489 I always thought he’d outlive us all. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3490 Hey. Hey! Get out! What are you? Deaf? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3491 It's so sad. He had so much to live for. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3492 It really was a nasty flu season this year. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3493 Well this is unexpected! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
3494 I guess what goes around, comes around. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3495 I guess this means I'm stuck with you. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
3496 No, it’s that guy from the cable commercials. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3497 The undertaker seems concerned. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
3498 Can't believe he never returned our scythe!! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3499 Death is no longer what it used to be 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
3500 It was inevitable. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
3501 Sometimes death does take a holiday. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3502 I've heard he's being replaced by a drone. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
3503 Guess this means we're stuck with taxes. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3504 Who do you suppose delivered the news to him? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
3505 Don't you dare get an open casket for me. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3506 I see why today’s hymn is Bringing in the Sheaves. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3507 Hmm, peaceful isn't the word I'd use. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
3508 He looks a little grim. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3509 Ok, ok, we get it. You're "meta". 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
3510 He requested to be buried in his hoodie. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3511 Why are we the only ones--oh. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3512 Too many trips to the White House just wore him down. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3513 He just wouldn’t let go of it. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3514 I always told you Aunt Bertha had a dark side. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
3515 I always thought we’d go first. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
3516 You know, they can't actually bury him with the sickle? Insurance rules ... 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
3517 Well, this proves it. You reap what you sew. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
3518 He lived a good death. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3519 If you ask me, he had it coming. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3520 I still can't believe it. He was just around the corner. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
3521 He always tests it first. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3522 It's always a shock when they "go" unexpectedly. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3523 He always loved irony! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3524 I’m going to miss his sense of humor. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3525 Funny - he doesn't look peaceful at all! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3526 And they say, 'you can't take it with you 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3527 I guess this is what it means when they say Death takes a holiday! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3528 I guess we won... 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3529 He looks less grim than I remember him. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3530 You know what they say, "Live by the sythe, die by the sythe." 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3531 Did he name a successor? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3532 Some people say it was an accident ... he tripped over his own scythe. But I think it was self-reaping. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3533 I wish we'd put more into our 401K. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3534 You know what he used to say "go knock em dead!" 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
3535 He always had a dark sense of humor. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3536 What a relief he is gone! 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
3537 Apparently, it was a suicide 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3538 I thought he looked a little sickle. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3539 Looks like death warmed over to me. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3540 He was an upholsterer for a casket company. I guess he's reaping what he sewed. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3541 Who's scything now? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3542 I thought his future was looking grim. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3543 I was sure your mother would outlive us all. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3544 Isn't that redundant..... 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3545 it's about to get very crowded, everywhere 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
3546 So I keep telling him, 'You look awful. You really have to take another holiday'. But did he listen? ... 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3547 I never thought he would go before us. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3548 How morbidly redundant! 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
3549 Well, I have to say he looks good 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3550 Funny ... I was planning to rewrite my will, but now I guess I don't have to! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3551 He thinks it's funny. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3552 There’s a tough act to follow! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3553 He only had 100 trillion years to go until retirement. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3554 The undertaker gave him a frequent die’r discount. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3555 You know, he hadn't looked all that well. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3556 He looked in a mirror. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3557 'The mortician did lovely work. He looks like he's just taking a nap." 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3558 I never thought he'd end up this way! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3559 He didn't have a list on him, but some folks do have all the luck. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3560 Shame. He was always the life of the party. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3561 I think it was pride that really did get him in the end . 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3562 He looks the same in death as he did in life. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
3563 Not grim enough, apparently. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3564 Never thought we'd be around long enough to see this. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3565 Irony is ... well, you know. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3566 Yes, Alanis, THAT is ironic. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3567 I have to say, he was the most obnoxious of the Brothers Grim. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3568 Remind me to call the kids. Now I'm thinking our IRAs are not going to last us. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3569 Well, "be not proud" is what I must say. With apologies to John Donne, of course. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3570 Well, we can say goodbye to Medicare now. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3571 You live by the scythe, you die by the scythe. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3572 My, doesn’t he look so life-like. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
3573 Apparently his employer didn’t offer health insurance. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
3574 Well, I guess the laugh's on him. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3575 Well, there goes another meme. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3576 I thought he was capable of anything except irony. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3577 Well, at least taxes are still certain. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3578 I guess you really do reap what you sow... 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
3579 Times up, buddy boy! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3580 I really thought you were going to croak first. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3581 I never thought we`d be starring down at death. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3582 He took his own life. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3583 Sow, what are you reaping now? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3584 Did he leave a note? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3585 Would it have killed him to die forty years earlier? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3586 ... and then I said, “son, you need to get a life”. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3587 I always thought it was a guy. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3588 He's been dying to take this sabbatical, 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3589 I guess the archbishop got there first. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3590 I kept after him to retire ; but he just wouldn’t listen. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3591 Stubborn guy. I warned him: He who lives by the scythe.... 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3592 He's practicing empathy. 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
3593 Well, this surely wins the Irony Olympics. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3594 That leaves the IRS as the only thing we can be certain about on this earth. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3595 I'll be damned...even He reaps what he sowed! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3596 The lack of space in these things is a real killer. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3597 I suppose this means he paid taxes too. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3598 Does this mean we're doomed to go on living? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3599 She leaves four hungry children and a crop in the field. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3600 Didn't he know? You can't take it with you. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3601 Well that's a grim message. You sow what you reap. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3602 Sure, I appreciate the irony. But what happens to us now? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3603 He’s a natural. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3604 I can't believe he died before we did. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3605 He finally looks like himself. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3606 And yet, he never filed a tax return. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
3607 His friends say he took his own life. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
3608 This can't be good for business?! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3609 well, he certainly got the most out of life 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3610 OK; break time’s over; back on the floor! 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
3611 It's grim, but he reaped what he sowed. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
3612 He always looked so scary in life. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
3613 No such luck. He's just taking a busman's holiday. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
3614 Sooner or later it happens to everyone. Death Trump and Taxes. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
3615 His job killed him. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
3616 If I had known this was going to happen, I never would have given up BASE jumping. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3617 I guess taxes will be the next to go... 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3618 Isn't it ironic 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3619 The only one left is taxes 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3620 Reaper in Peace, finally! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3621 He looks so .... redundant. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3622 If Billy Graham can lie in state I guess he can too. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3623 Remind me to reconsider our retirement financial plans 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3624 Was he ever alive? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
3625 Oh dear; now the only certain thing in this world is taxes. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3626 Geeze; you can't even tell it's him. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3627 I thought he'd look a lot paler. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
3628 I told him his job would kill him. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3629 They did a good job. He looks just as he did 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3630 Gosh, I thought he was immortal. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3631 Incredible, he looks so death-like. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
3632 I guess Death did need Life support 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3633 I tried to warn him about being so proud . . . 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3634 Self-referential. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3635 He certainly looks grim to me. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3636 He loved that Scythe so much; do you think there’s a way to fit it into his coffin? 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
3637 He always loved my liver and onions. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3638 These goth kids are getting more and more creative. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3639 He really should have paid his taxes. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
3640 Another example of "Fake News" 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3641 why didn’t they put him in his formal cloak? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3642 It's amazing how Death-like he looks. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3643 Donne was really onto something. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3644 Now what are we supposed to wish for? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3645 Well, that's the end of death as we know it. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3646 ...and I heard he didn’t have life insurance. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3647 Well, we knew he had some kind of extra income, but who knew? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3648 It really becomes him. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3649 Finally, the end of death taxes. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3650 Just in time, wouldn't you say? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3651 I think we just discovered the secret to immortality. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3652 And he did such a good job on the lawn. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3653 Too bad--he really lived for his job! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3654 Do you think they're hiring now? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3655 We agreed to toss for it 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3656 Not being able to escape death was actually better than not being able to escape life. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3657 ...the salmon mousse? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3658 Shut up Harold! We ARE older than death! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3659 Hoisted by his own petard. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3660 Is this considered deadpan or irony? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3661 I warned him not to take on the IRS. The only thing more certain than Death is Taxes. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3662 Does this mean we can cancel our supplemental insurance? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3663 It’s grim alright. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
3664 My brother was always the life of the party. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3665 It killed him that the A-15 was more efficient. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3666 Well, Dear, looks as though he went down reaping, at least. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3667 It’s not really surprising...death becomes him. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3668 He’s just getting a feel for it. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3669 Can't wait to see HIS epitaph. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
3670 I told him he should have retired earlier. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3671 Well he can't take that scythe with him. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3672 Let's call the accountant make sure we need to file this year. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3673 It looks grim 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3674 I really wish I didn’t buy that funeral home. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3675 "My worst nightmare has come true.We're going to outlive our money". 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3676 Now that Death is dead I want a divorce. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3677 Well, he never did take a holiday. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3678 He makes it look so easy. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3679 It was the grimmest of funerals 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3680 Uh-oh, how are we gonna stretch our nest-egg into forever? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3681 I guess it's our last one of these for a while. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3682 I'm cancelling our burial plan. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3683 we may have to rethink whether or not our retirement savings are still sufficient 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3684 This explains why we saw so little of Charlie on the weekends. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3685 I'd know that face anywhere. It's the Grim Sleeper! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3686 After the tax bill, this was inevitable. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3687 He always seemed depressed 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3688 No, that is not the true definition of 'ironic.' 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3689 Sorry dear, but after this our funeral home is going kaput. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3690 I didn't even know he was sickle. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3691 That was Harry's favorite Halloween costume. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3692 . . . only thing left now is taxes. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3693 I wonder if he has to pay the death tax. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3694 I told him not to touch himself. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
3695 He took his own death. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3696 Karma's a bitch, ain't it? 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3697 What a tragedy, and just before tax day. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3698 He believed in his product. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3699 My Harold. He was such a people person. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3700 Don't ask. My brother always had a strange sense of humor. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3701 His final words were "I've been cheated for the last time!" 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3702 He looks so death-like lying there. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3703 He died doing his job. Just like I knew he would. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3704 I never thought he would be the first to go. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3705 It's been ruled a suicide. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3706 Death becomes her. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3707 I know it's the most luxurious coffin ever built, but we cannot afford to keep the place if you don't get back to work! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3708 To be honest, I really had my hopes on “till death do us part”... 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3709 He didn't get his flu shot. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3710 He's scared to death of Trump's presidency 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3711 Hey Reaper, wake up! You got unfinished business here. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3712 He forgot to ask for eternal life. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3713 I guess I'll renew my subscription to the Times. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3714 I heard he wasn't prepared for the repeal of death taxes. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3715 So does this mean we're definitely going to die, or that we'll never die? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3716 I wonder how Billy Graham would have explained this. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3717 I thought he was already dead ! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3718 Apparently he was an Eagles fan. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3719 He affected so many lives. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
3720 I'm glad they went with the robe. It's all anyone ever saw him in. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3721 I guess we should have bought that long-term health care policy. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3722 We were friends on Facebook. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3723 The good news Martha, we can now live forever... the bad news? We have enough money for about five more years. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
3724 Does this mean I can stop taking my blood pressure pills? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3725 I told you not to pre-pay for your funeral. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3726 Is this the end of life as we know it? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3727 O death, where is thy sting? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3728 He was such a good guy 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3729 I was hoping not to live through this presidency. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3730 Someone finally scared Death to death. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3731 I see they went for the Classic Majesty model. Someone must have loved him. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3732 Look at that! Even Death had a rendezvous. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3733 He called it a Grim Reaper Sleeper. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3734 Funny, he looks just like he always did. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3735 I’ve never seen him smile before. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3736 So what goes around really does come around! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3737 I guess this means that over population is now a real concern. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3738 I knew his commitment to the role would mean the end. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3739 oh fuck yes 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3740 He thought he was the only one. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3741 Sad, but it happens to the worst of us. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
3742 That was his favorite scythe. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3743 "Live by the scythe," as they say. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3744 We might make it to 100. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3745 I thought only God was dead. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3746 Who is going to run the DNC now? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3747 He probably hasn't worn that since his wedding. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3748 He never seemed full of life. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3749 I guess I always thought it was going to be taxes. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3750 We're going to have to make some big changes to our retirement plan. Now we're definitely going to outlive our money. He worked himself to death. He worked right up to the end. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3751 These open coffins will be the death of me. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3752 This settles it, Mort. We're getting that divorce. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3753 I told you he was older than death itself. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3754 I guess we'll be here for awhile. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3755 He looks so content. Usually he is pretty grim. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3756 Time to revisit our retirement planning assumptions. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3757 I rarely get to reap the benefits of my job. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3758 And we thought he was just going through a phase. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3759 I'm afraid that marital parting is no longer possible. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3760 I’m not surprised, lately he has looked like death. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
3761 Personally, I think it's overkill. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3762 Evidently Phil's act didn't fool everyone. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3763 Sad. He has no sons to take over the business. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3764 So now we're stuck in Trump World forever? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3765 At least now I can eat whatever I want without him breathing down my neck. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3766 Now all that's certain in life are taxes. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3767 A one-percenters second-fondest dream. Now for taxes. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3768 I meant the costume — it’s a rental. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3769 I warned him about not paying his taxes. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3770 Just say it, Harold. I should have contributed more to the 401(k). 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3771 Our retirement plan didn't anticipate this. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3772 I mourn the loss of an agrarian society too. But it was no way to live your life. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3773 Well this funerals pretty Grimm 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3774 Karma is like an ax to the head. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3775 He looked good for his age. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3776 They were right when they said he was hanging on like grim death. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3777 He always had a hard time making friends. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3778 He looks a little grim. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3779 Honestly, the open casket just seems like he's mocking us 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3780 Wakey wakey, time to improve our bottom line. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3781 I was hoping it would be the taxman instead. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3782 I guess this place is going out of business. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3783 He always did scythe outside of the box. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3784 How many times did we say, "Swing with both hands . . . don't get cocky." 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3785 Reap no more! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3786 I sure hope Taxes are next. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3787 Two things I believe: karma, and irony 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3788 He touched so many lives - and then they were over. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3789 He tried to take Trump. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3790 I guess we're now immortal. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3791 The least of it is how're they gonna close the lid. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3792 He doesn’t look all that grim to me. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3793 ...and another traditional craft enterprise running out of business... 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3794 I didn't know our taste in music was that bad 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3795 Does this mean we get to live forever? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3796 Well, dead is dead. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3797 I sure hope Taxes are next. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3798 Ya gotta love that Randy. Even in death, he said it loud, he said it shroud. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3799 What did you expect, a celebration of life? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3800 Actually, he got what he came for. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3801 So, "til death do us part" means .... 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3802 I can't say I'm shocked. He always had a death wish. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3803 He really looks like death itself. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3804 Do we have enough in our savings to live forever now? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3805 And I thought I was dead tired. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3806 I thought you would go first. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3807 He looks so well. Not a year over two million. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3808 He looks just like himself. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3809 Another victim of health care. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3810 He always appreciated irony. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3811 Once again, dear, you are confusing coincidence with irony. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3812 He's just taking a busman's holiday. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3813 Good news, Nietzsche got the wrong guy. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3814 They must have found a replacement 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3815 They suspect suicide. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3816 Tax reform, and now this. I'm not certain about anything anymore. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3817 He's never looked less grim. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3818 It was a scything accident. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3819 He always did look like death. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3820 It seems like just yesterday when he came for Mom. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3821 Well Maude, does this mean we’re stuck here? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3822 One less sure thing. You can't depend on anything these days. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3823 He reapeth 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3824 Well Romeo, looks like now we're together in eternity. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3825 He never could do anything right. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3826 They say he just gave up when people stopped taking him seriously... 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3827 Does this mean we're going to live forever? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3828 Edgar always had a vivid imagination. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3829 I thought retirement would last 20 or 30 years tops. Boy, was I wrong. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3830 Martin never lost his flair for the melodramatic. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3831 He had so much ahead of him 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3832 I heard he took his own death. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3833 Oh joy. "Now that Death is gone,the only thing we can count on is taxes. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3834 It was the salmon mousse. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3835 Well, I guess that made that whole "repeal the death tax" thing pointless. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3836 Well, his doctor did tell him that if he didn't take it easy at work it would kill him. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3837 Think I’ll go ahead and pre-cross skydiving off my bucket list. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3838 Dead, he doesn't look so grim. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3839 So much for taxes and death. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3840 I don’t envy the guy who has to close the coffin. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3841 I'm thinking cremation. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3842 He looks so baneful. They did a wonderful job. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3843 He looks so deadlike ... 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3844 That's karma for you. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3845 He never really saw this coming. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3846 They did a great job. He looks so natural. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3847 "You've made your bed, now lie in it". 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3848 The mortician did a beautiful job 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3849 I wonder how he felt about taxes 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3850 Oh my dear, how can we go on living without you? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3851 Doesn't he look like himself? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3852 He scoffed at #metoo, I hit him with #benotproud, and now he's #doa. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3853 I understand all that survivor's guilt finally got to him. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3854 I understand he left no "next of kin." 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3855 He never lost his flare for the dramatic. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3856 And then, when I went to get the photo album, he just dropped over. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3857 I wish Alanis Morissette could see this... 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
3858 There was a problem loading the caption. Please try again later. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3859 Damn! He beat me to it. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3860 We were just discussing karma the other day. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3861 And they did a great job; he doesn't look so . . . grim. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3862 Is this some sort of a double negative or an ironic statement? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3863 'I wonder if he had death insurance.' 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3864 He died the way he lived. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3865 I don't recall his religious affiliation. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3866 I heard he got a discount. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3867 I understand, Mr Death, HOW to use a coffin.. I just don't see what you have against cremation! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3868 Dead is dead.. What can we believe now? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3869 Really? I thought of him more as a realist. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3870 His wife is really being a grim weeper. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3871 He will not be missed. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3872 I mean I guess this is great for our insurance rates? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3873 I told you, you reap what you sow. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3874 I guess he saw it coming. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3875 "We must stay to hear Mr. LaPierre's eulogy. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3876 He tried to touch Chuck Norris. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3877 You can't say he went down without a fight. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3878 You can take it with you. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3879 They cancelled his SNL gig. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3880 They say it all started with a selfie gone awry 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3881 The Grim Sower got to him. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3882 Maybe I shouldn't have told him to be more like himself. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3883 Well, Ernie, it looks like we're going to be alive and together forever. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3884 It was only a matter of time. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3885 It's enough to make the angels reap 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3886 THIS is what irony means. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3887 Well, the position is open if you want to get promoted, dear. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3888 Don't you hate being a CPA this time of year, Frank? It's the same old thing...death and taxes. Wouldn't you know it, after all these years, the poor guy was finally getting a refund. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3889 Does this mean that we will have to live forever? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3890 Death, be not proud. Death, thou shalt die. You should have listened to John Donne. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3891 Is it too much to hope that taxes are next? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3892 He said his work here was done. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3893 I think his heart gave out when he realized Hell is just a relative term right now... 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3894 Is this a funeral or fancy dress? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3895 I don't think they got the mouth right... 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3896 Does this mean we'll live forever Harold? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3897 He hadn't been himself since Easter Sunday. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3898 I don’t know. Smells like a trap. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3899 His job really took a toll. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3900 I understand that was his favorite scythe. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3901 He passed from despair. His first failure - he couldn't get past the barrage of tweets. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3902 I told them it should be a closed casket! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3903 He should have known better than to try and take down Chuck Norris. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3904 It can't be "Til Death do us part" already, can it honey? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3905 Hmm- He looks so grim, just like always. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3906 Oh, great. Now that Death is gone, it looks like I'm stuck with you forever. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3907 I love Gary Larson. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3908 Suicide. The job finally got to him. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3909 He said he was feeling sick, but I misunderstood. I though he was talking about his sickle. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3910 I thought he was just on a holiday. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3911 Turns out even he couldn’t escape taxes. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3912 What a shame. He never got to meet the Kiss of Death. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3913 Hmmm...now what do you think they will threaten us with to get us to comply? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3914 Time is finally up for Father Time. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3915 It's selfish, but I feel better knowing he won't be dropping by unexpectedly anymore. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3916 I wouldn't call that a holiday. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3917 And I still say he's a selfish bastard. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3918 Does this mean we’re good. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3919 You wouldn’t hear from him for years, and then all of a sudden he’s be at your door. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3920 Well, that clinches it: Death was not Jewish. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3921 It must have been the canned salmon. 1.2561 0.06678 82 68 7 7
3922 I believe the correct word is 'funereal.' 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3923 -Expect the unexpected -I wish he had gone to college 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3924 I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3925 He was my favorite actor on Days of our Scythes. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3926 Do you still believe we saved enough for retirement? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3927 Mother always said - be careful with sharp objects. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3928 I tell you what this means.... We don't have enough saved for retirement anymore. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3929 He's off to a better place. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3930 I told him to be careful with his new selfie scythe. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3931 He was killin' it during his illustrious run. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3932 No one tell the teens. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3933 Towards the end he gave up harvesting souls and mowed lawns for free 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3934 Nope. Doesn’t look at all natural. Ask me he looks like death warmed over. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3935 OMG. She’s still texting. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3936 So how do we get "parted now," Martha? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3937 Your Aunt Mabel looked grimmer. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3938 I wouldn't say he looks lifelike but it's better than I expected. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3939 Oh dear, we just lost our ride. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3940 Yes, I'm sure it's comfortable, what's your point? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3941 He played chess with your mother. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3942 He looks so death-like. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3943 Comes with the territory. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3944 I thought I saw him move. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3945 He was cleaning it and it went off. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3946 I checked the “accessorize” option. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3947 He took his work home with him. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3948 Well, this is a make lemonade moment. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3949 I told you he wouldn't go down without a fight 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3950 I said, "We'd never be rid of him.." 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3951 He always said if you can't beat him, join him. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3952 Think we can cancel our cryopreservation contract now? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3953 Be not Proud. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3954 Does this mean we can stop paying or Medicare premium? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3955 I thought you would go first. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3956 I do not understand this cartoon 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3957 See, folks? It’s not that bad. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3958 He always put others before himself. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3959 He had a mean right hook. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3960 He looks so natural. But I guess you would expect that of him. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3961 Death at a funeral. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3962 Well, I suppose now our 401(k) needs to last forever... 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3963 Funny, but he looks so lifelike. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3964 I don't know, he just looks so grim ! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3965 "He was good at his job, but the competition was deadly". 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3966 You said, “until hell freezes over.” Well? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3967 Say what you will, he looks good. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3968 I guess we have time to plant those acorns. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3969 The doctors said that he'd live forever... How they lie... 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3970 He'll be in a worse place. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3971 I didn't expect him to look so alive. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3972 I never thought he would go before us - or anyone else for that matter. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3973 Jack, can you call the estate lawyer. I want a refund. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3974 It is just like him to be sleeping on the job 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3975 He always had a negative outlook on life. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3976 The hoodie certainly stands the test of time. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3977 He never took a vacation. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3978 He never closed a door or lowered a toilet seat - even if it killed him! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3979 Now even Death's robes are made in China. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3980 Heck! I didn't even know he was sick. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3981 Sure as hell didn't expect him to predecease us. Better call our planner. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3982 Tit for tat! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3983 It's going to get awfully crowded. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3984 The job got to him. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3985 Maybe we should’ve seen it coming. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3986 Well, that’s that! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3987 He looks really grim. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3988 I always told him, "he who lives by the scythe, dies by the scythe" 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3989 Well, I don't know what this means for the rest of us, but I certainly see the irony. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3990 I never thought he'd be the first to go. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3991 His accomplishments were breathtaking. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3992 Turn about, fair play. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3993 Maybe a working vacation but I knew that he couldn't handle a holiday. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3994 I don't think most people really understood him. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3995 Our retirement fund does NOT account for this! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3996 Dang. That's pretty ironic isn't it? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3997 This isn't the first time we've cheated death. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3998 I didn’t think he would EVER die! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3999 So grim, it's like he's still with us. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
4000 Well, that’s about as dead dead can be. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
4001 I knew he was sick, but a SICKle in his coffin is overkill. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4002 I wonder if now we will live forever ? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4003 I know he carried that scythe everywhere he went, but would it have killed them to put a suit and tie on him instead? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4004 Is it just me or does Fred look like "death warmed over"? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4005 Well, on the bright side, at least we still have taxes. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
4006 So does this mean we're immortal now? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
4007 There goes your mother's insurance. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4008 Who knew 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4009 They say he worked himself to death. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
4010 I wondered why he was late to see us. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4011 I suppose taxes can't be avoided either. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4012 Gluten is the real killer here 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4013 Another Casualty of "Me Too"... 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
4014 I thought he was joking. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4015 Oh my, how are they going to close the casket? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4016 I guess his karma finally caught up with him. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4017 "You reap what you sow" doesn't quite say it. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
4018 He looks so peaceful. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
4019 I guess this is the last of the grim reaper cartoons in the New Yorker! 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
4020 Suicide! He couldn’t handle being out-grimmed by the Trump Administration. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
4021 I can't choose between ironic or oxymoronic. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4022 It had to happen. The only thing certain and all that. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4023 Herb always had a good sense of humor. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4024 I guess we’ll never really know death 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
4025 He always was a little grim. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
4026 I did NOT see that coming. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
4027 HE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH HIS HEAD ATTACHED. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4028 he looks a bit pale 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
4029 Turns out you CAN take it with you! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4030 Kind of ironic that a Jewish carpenter did him in with a nail. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4031 Wake up, son! I know you're tired, but Congress has decided to ignore gun control issues until after the midterms. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
4032 Our poor, poor boy. Even in death he doesn't fit in. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4033 Herb, did he ever look sickel to you? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4034 You'd think he would have known he can't take it with him. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4035 - and yet he still looks so grim and reaper-like! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
4036 He was dying to be here 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4037 I knew we should have bought a bigger casket. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4038 Well.... happens to the best of us. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4039 There goes our Medicare. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4040 John Donne said it would happen, but I never thought I'd actually see it. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4041 Maury always said he was knocking on deaths door. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
4042 Mortimer, this is fake news in three dimensions 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4043 If HE'S dead, our money won't last. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4044 Did he say "I'll be back"? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
4045 Given the Law of Karma, I see another grim future for him. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
4046 After centuries of "I am death", this is what he gets for one "I am dead". 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4047 Death did us part. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4048 Things must have really gotten out of hand in the White House. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4049 Nothing feels certain any more. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4050 I always thought I'd go before he did. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4051 He loved his work but the stress killed him. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4052 So, you're saying he came for himself? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4053 Shouldn't we be happier, George? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4054 He should have just bought term care. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
4055 So, the old bastard finally got himself! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4056 He said he felt like Death 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4057 He really does look like he's just sleeping. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4058 Wow, it really does become her! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4059 ... and I understand, there were no suspicious circumstances. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4060 Looks like death warmed over to me. 1.2468 0.07197 77 66 3 8
4061 He wasn't a very lively person anyways. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4062 Should we have gone with his Little League uniform? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4063 Why did they make him look so grim? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4064 I apologize . I didn't think it would be a open casket as part of the deluxe 'Mother-in -Law' package. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4065 Talk about a mid-life crisis! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4066 Well this visit is an unexpected turn of events. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4067 Is irony dead? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4068 I am told it was suicide. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4069 THIS IS CERTAINLY UNEXPECTED. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4070 Scythe matters! Scythe matters! 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
4071 Is that the best suit you could find? 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
4072 I just wish death had died when I was younger. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4073 Obit says no family. Anyone who would try to get close to him, well, you know... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4074 He and Life were actually quite close. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4075 He loved life. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4076 Poor Donald Trump - that's what you get for pissing Putin off! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4077 Don't fear the reaper--more cowbell! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4078 I get the feeling that somehow politicians are to blame for this. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4079 I thought he'd outlive us all. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4080 "As ye sow so shall ye reap." Grim but right on. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4081 Well, I guess I shouldn't have bought that life insurance policy 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4082 Who'd a thought? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4083 My, the mortician did such a wonderful job. He looks so unnatural. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4084 Sad, but you reap what you sow. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
4085 I told him that Halloween costume was a bad idea. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
4086 Suicide? I thought he was looking a little grim. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4087 I guess the advent of the self-assured baby boomers was too much for him to handle. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4088 And so young—he had his whole non-life ahead of him. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
4089 All I said was DROP DEAD and he did. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4090 It’s too bad the stress finally got to him, but we were afraid to tell him to cut back. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4091 Brought down by his own scyth. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4092 Schmuck. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4093 He looks just the same. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4094 I guess we need to build that mother-in-law suite now. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4095 He never did look life-like. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4096 No matter how many times I asked, he never would change that robe. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4097 Dang! I always thought I'd go first. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4098 He was always good in bed. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4099 'He always acted like he should have the final word. And he was terribly judgmental." 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4100 I guess this is where death did us part. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4101 I told you the funeral home business didn't have a future. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4102 "They say he killed himself to death". 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4103 Grim? I always saw him as more of the strong silent type. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4104 Welp, I'd say that's check-mate. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4105 Once he had taken Taxes, he must have known this was coming. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4106 And we thought we would be the first to go. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4107 He was always so into himself. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4108 I was standing my ground. He's the one who thought he could come to Florida. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
4109 A Busman's holiday I suppose. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4110 We'll never get the lid closed with that fucking scythe in the way. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4111 Harold was never a subtle man. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4112 He always hoped to reap what he sowed ! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4113 Department of redundancy department. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4114 He use to put the fun in funerals 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4115 I'm surprised to see him dressed in uniform. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4116 I feel like a mallard flying over a duck blind. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4117 He was proud he discovered Chaos Theory, but it was too much for him when it took over the White House. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4118 This funeral is really grim. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4119 Does this mean we're going to live forever? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4120 Let’s hit the road before his relatives show up. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4121 I think he should have gone with ashes rather than the casket. You know, 'Death warmed over.' 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4122 He always looked dead. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4123 So there's something even worse than him? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4124 Karma really is a thing! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4125 Well I guess it's true -- reap what you sow! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4126 He never seemed the Super Scythe Me type. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4127 I heard his job was killing him. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
4128 Does this mean no more death? Cancel the gym membership, and let's get over to Taco Bell before the line gets too long. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4129 He won't be missed. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4130 Well, it's about time! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4131 Here he lies, in all his glory, the Grim Sleeper. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4132 He always did know how to just be himself. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4133 I remember him in Venice. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
4134 Easily the most obvious Undercover Boss episode I've seen yet. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4135 You'd think he would have seen that truck coming. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4136 I guess this validates the expression “you reap what you sow.” 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4137 Not proud now, is he? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4138 He seems so natural! 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
4139 It's no surprise, he didn't avoid taxes either. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4140 He actually wanted to be buried with his sand wedge. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4141 Does this mean we're off the hook? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4142 I know what the manual says about picking up hitchhikers but he looks okay to me. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4143 I feel like I never really got to know him. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4144 Compliments to the mortician -- Graham looks so death-like. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4145 I never thought he'd be the first to go. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4146 Well, looks like we're in it for the long hall now. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4147 He looks terribly grim, don't you think? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4148 I warned you to be not proud 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4149 Time waits for no man...unless he was waiting for the inheritance tax law to change. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4150 Well, how am I going to die now. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4151 OMG, do we now have to live forever? I can't handle any more new I-Phones. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4152 It was the only way he could avoid paying taxes. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4153 Such a vicious cycle. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4154 Great job.He looks the same. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4155 So, this SuperDeath who killed him -- SuperDeath is probably a nice guy, right? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4156 Maybe we can re-brand as an ice cream parlour? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4157 The mortician did a nice job, he still looks so full of life! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4158 What a shame; he had such a lovely singing voice. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4159 Guess that mean's we're safe. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4160 I told him you can't eat Bacon at every meal, but he said he would live forever. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4161 I told you I was going to live forever. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4162 Harold, I want a divorce. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4163 He would be remembered by more people if he didn't kill so many of them. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
4164 He almost looks like he's dead. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4165 So that leaves just you at my funeral. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4166 He's just trying it out to get a "feel" for his job. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4167 Well, they always say, "Death to death." 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
4168 He never did pay taxes! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4169 Have you already paid the hit man? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4170 After Trump was elected, he realized there were no rules anymore. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4171 We may live and live and live to regret this. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4172 We should have opted for a closed casket. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
4173 Well, John Donne called it. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4174 See—the Devil doesn’t wear Prada! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4175 And to think, just last week we were all sitting around discussing irony. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4176 I always said Saul’s dark humor would be the end of him. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4177 I think he looks rather dapper. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4178 My God, he looks so natural. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4179 I'm overwhelmed... by schadenfreude. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4180 I really thought he would look happier. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4181 He was into his job way too much. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4182 Does this mean that we’ll be going on forever? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4183 So.....it looks like we're done here. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4184 CDC director suicide was reported as accidental... 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4185 I guess he had it coming to him. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4186 It was suicide. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4187 Does this mean we're off the hook for taxes? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4188 I hate irony. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
4189 Bill loved costumes! He thought the scythe made him look taller. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
4190 Another Grimm fairy tail 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4191 I didn't realize the world had gotten this Grim. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4192 His grandma knitted that for him...right before he killed her. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
4193 He looks so peaceful; and redundant. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
4194 How the tables are turned! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4195 Jack likes to sleep here. He says it helps him understand his customers better. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
4196 He doesn't look grim at all. Just overworked and underappreciated. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4197 It's always so sad. And who's going to take over the family business? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4198 She always dressed for the occasion. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4199 Death took a holiday again. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4200 They say he had tax problems 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4201 This reminds me of that riddle, you know, about when there's only one barber in town, who cuts the barber's hair? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4202 He never knew what hit him. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
4203 I thought you said god was dead. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4204 He was always so grim. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4205 He looks so innocent when he's sleeping. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4206 It's true, Harold------you reap what you sow. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
4207 It kills me to think of the money we threw away on life insurance. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4208 Let's hope there's no such thing as reincarnation. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
4209 I told him that partying so hard would be the death of him. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
4210 As they say, you reap what you sow. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4211 I told the mortician "the prim, cheaper suit." 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4212 Wow, I really thought he'd outlive us all. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4213 He looks so peaceful, not grim at all... 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4214 Whenever he met someone, he'd always say: Don't ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
4215 He was really a lot of fun, once you got to know him. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
4216 He can finally rest in peace knowing the NRA will continue the work. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4217 This poor guy really reaped what he sowed 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4218 What? He promised me that scythe! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
4219 Do you think he's really dead or just napping? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
4220 And I thought we'd go first. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4221 Not so grim... 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
4222 He looks like he could just get up and step out of the casket. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4223 It's hard to believe he died on our doorstep. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
4224 Like all great leaders he didn't see it coming; I understand he neglected to name a successor. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
4225 Doris said that all last year, he was he was eating a pint of Chunky Monkey at night. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
4226 Jerry, it's time to get up. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4227 Apparently, he had poor time management skills. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
4228 He’ll be missed. 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
4229 He ate some of my broccoli casserole and keeled over. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4230 This takes the meaning of Death Bed to a whole new level. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4231 I always knew there was more than one! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4232 Don't get too excited; it's just a dress rehearsal. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4233 I think they could have done better with the skin tone. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4234 He looks warmed-over. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4235 Looks like we beat death. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4236 He was just standing on his own doorstep-- who knew? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4237 You never know when it's time to go. Taxes may be next. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4238 He had so much more left to take. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4239 lt all seems so final. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4240 Well, he did say that he was a klutz. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
4241 He was cut down in his prime. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4242 I heard he froze to death after the election. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4243 Death takes a stay-cation. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4244 Somehow I feel no better. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4245 That lid won't close now. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4246 He looks like he did when he was dead. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4247 Apparently, you CAN take it with you. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4248 This is what democracy looks like. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4249 He died from exhaustion. No one bothered to tell him that cats had nine lives. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4250 Well, it just makes sense to me. He was always a "do it himself" boy. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4251 He doesn't look much different now than he looked at the Christmas party. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4252 He wanted to re-brand himself, and I guess this is one was to go about it. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4253 Some will call it 'career suicide'. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4254 Oh, how the tables have turned! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4255 They're still cheating death? He paid for a One Scythe Fits All casket you know. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4256 I heard he didn't see it coming. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4257 I always said—You need to eat. Put some meat on your bones. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4258 I guess Death doesn't play favorites. How ironic. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4259 So, does this mean we're good? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4260 Stupid Reaper should have been more careful! These days you never know who’s carrying. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4261 He was looking less grim ever day. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4262 The irony of infinite regress! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4263 Poor dear, his job is killing him. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4264 Welp, I guess we're married forever. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4265 I told you, we should've applied for better life insurance company. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4266 DYI has really reached a peak. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4267 But I don't want to live forever. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4268 They say it was a bowl of cherries that did him in. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4269 Now what happens to the rest of us? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4270 He seemed so full of life 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4271 But the bad news is, of course, that we're now immortal. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4272 Does he really think he can dig his way out of a hole with that? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4273 I’ve always found wakes to be a little grim. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4274 Et tu, Brute? 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
4275 He had such a full life. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4276 Mr. Big Shot. He shoulda stayed in the uncle's funeral business. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4277 I thought he'd get your mother before he went. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4278 R.I.P. NRA 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4279 So this is what they mean by looking death in the face! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4280 He always said, "There are some jobs you can't outsource." 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4281 I never feared death. I fear an eternity of mediocrity. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4282 Clearly, he took his work too seriously. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4283 How sweet. Back in his old bed. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4284 One less worry, let's cancel our life insurance. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4285 Do unto others, .... 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4286 The missus always thought she'd go first. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4287 Locally sourced it looks like, and highly perishable. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4288 Was there only one of him? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4289 Well so much for 'to death do us part' 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4290 So does this mean there's a job opening? 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
4291 For years we warned him--you reap what you sow. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4292 Crap. Does that mean we're all stuck here now? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4293 It's the definition of redundant. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4294 He loved to bring his work home with him. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4295 Sleeping on the job! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4296 Struck down by lightening, go figure! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
4297 Periodically he likes to sample the results of his work. We allow it though it weirds out the new employees. It’s kind of a rite of passage. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4298 The downside is, now our savings may not last. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4299 See, I kept telling you just hold and we would have the last laugh 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4300 The sickle's extra. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4301 I told him not to ware his huddy when crossing the street. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4302 So is this the death of meta, or the meta of death? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4303 He just doesn't look like himself. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4304 I guess we’ll have to reschedule. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4305 I'm sorry Helen, but technically I have to rule it a suicide. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4306 How could he be so stupid? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4307 He's not sleeping. He's waiting. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4308 Well, I guess he's reaped his final sheaf. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4309 Cut down by his own sythe. Didn't Shakespeare say that? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4310 He looks better now than when he was sort-of dead. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4311 Well Wilber, You were right he was no match for you. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4312 what a waste of talent 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4313 Talk about coals to Newcastle . . . 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4314 Death takes a holiday ... for eternity. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
4315 He was never there for me. Of course I cheated. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4316 He looks so natural and death-like. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4317 Who knew all I had to do was ask to switch places. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4318 I find it ironic that he had scheduled his retirement party next week. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4319 I think Harvey went off the rails when he started calling his backhand " The Grim Reaper " ! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4320 Don't worry, Momma. Our son's just on his morning Coffin Break. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4321 And we always thought we would go before him. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4322 I know I shouldn't be speaking ill - but he was some son of a bitch 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4323 Does this mean we don’t have to pay our taxes 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4324 "I always knew he had a dark sense of humor...we're immortal and I'm 90!' 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4325 I wouldn't have offered him almond biscotti if I had known about his nut allergy 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4326 I guess that the sith made a closed casket impossible. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4327 Now, aren't you glad you listened to me when I told you to get the flu vaccine? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4328 Apparently it was self inflicted. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4329 Even he came out on the short end trusting the President. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4330 If this gives us a few more years, we should rebalance the portfolio. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4331 Guess I win. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4332 When Death commits suicide, is that considered murder? 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4333 The eulogy was so Grim. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4334 His therapist said he needed to work on being more empathetic. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4335 Does this mean we have to live forever? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4336 He should have known not to take a mirror selfie. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4337 He looks so natural. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4338 Another one bites the dust. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4339 Poor Grim. I think he got ripped off on the casket. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4340 They said it was a suicide. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4341 The Social Security Administration is asking for a second opinion. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4342 I wonder who came to see him? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4343 Look at our son Jack, the Reaper. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4344 Don't worry - that's just where he sleeps. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4345 Guess death IS the great equalizer. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4346 He just couldn't watch another season of The Bachelor. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4347 #timesup 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4348 So, he finally retired. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4349 Ed always did have a sense of humor. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4350 What will the White House do NOW ! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
4351 We played chess. I beat him three out of three. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4352 I hope he’s burning in hell. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4353 I suppose this means that we can cancel our Life Insurance. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4354 Those who believe in the personification of death can issue a scythe of relief. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
4355 Look honey, another death in the family. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4356 Only a visit from Bob Mueller was scarier than a visit from the Grim Reaper. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4357 I suppose we have to live forever now. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4358 His sense of ironic humor has a dark side. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4359 Death looks good on him. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4360 It also means that we wasted money on that estate lawyer. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4361 I’m sure he’s just playing dead. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4362 And I thought I knew everything about your brother. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4363 Was it our fault? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4364 He probably left a number of jobs unfinished. By the way, Harvey, how is your mother’s cough? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4365 I wonder why no one came to the funeral? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4366 Sure it's an impressive funeral, but the future doens't look good for the industry 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4367 A victim of rebranding 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4368 Do you suppose he had a pre payment plan ? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4369 I'm worried about him. He never used to need a nap in the middle of the work day. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4370 Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4371 No, Jonathan, you are on your own here. We're not coming with you. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4372 That last joke killed him. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4373 Well, they say revenge is best served cold! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4374 'Stay away from Larry King,' I said. But he wouldn't listen. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4375 He looks like he's still dead. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4376 There was a problem loading the caption. Please try again later. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
4377 We can hope. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4378 Too bad. Dude could mow some wheat. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4379 They couldn't have dressed him in something less grim? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4380 Well, I guess trying to gather up those Millennials drove him to do it. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4381 And he didn't even get a chance to visit the White House. Sad! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4382 Never thought I’d live to see the day! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4383 Work, work, work. That's all he did. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4384 Does this mean we're going to be here forever!? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4385 This model can only be ordered in black 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4386 I still don't trust him, he looks like he's sleeping. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4387 His new contact gives him two coffin breaks per day. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4388 Damn it Frank, we've outlived death himself 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4389 I guess this means I have to go back and get a job. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
4390 The Bible was right Revelation 21:4 said said death would be no more 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4391 I told him that he'll be taking you over my, or his own dead body. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4392 Be careful, I think he's faking it. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4393 Business must be pretty slow today. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4394 Well, I guess he felt the reaper after all. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4395 Now, we'll never get social security! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4396 He told Trump, over his dead body. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
4397 Didn't I tell you that with that coffin you'd catch your death. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4398 I guess this means we can cancel our life insurance 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4399 He always worked too much. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4400 Look honey...he's fallen and he can't get up. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4401 He was always such a happy child. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4402 I hope this doesn't mean we're doomed to eternal life. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4403 He'd never let go of his "blankie" either. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4404 He must have messed up with the boss... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4405 He got more than he gave. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4406 So now what is to become of us? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4407 Killing time takes on a whole new meaning after 70. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4408 I hear his replacement carries an AR-15. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4409 I'm afraid death comes to us all. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4410 He came for my soul so I put him in a hole. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4411 'He doesn't look so grim.' 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4412 He lived a good long death. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4413 John had such a morbid sense of humor. 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
4414 I'd say you got the better of him, Fred. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4415 I told him that he'd only reap what he sowed, if he didn't change his ways! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4416 Well, this is meta. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
4417 He looks so peaxeful when he’s sleeping... 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
4418 Reaper, Peeper Bo Peeper, Banana Fanna Bo Beeper, Fi Fy Bo Eeper, Reaper!! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4419 Well, okay, let's get a dog then. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4420 Your brother sure can talk his way out of anything. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4421 We should have taken better care of ourselves. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4422 He never could keep the job from getting personal. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4423 #timesup 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4424 Poetic justice. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4425 This was his Halloween get-up. I heard if he made it til Christmas, he had a full Santa outfit picked out. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
4426 Yes, he had his faults, but he was great in bed. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4427 Sell all my funerary business holdings. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4428 Boogie always loved Halloween, though the kid took everything so serioulsly. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4429 Well, I guess we all have to go sometime. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4430 Always the smarty. Ok its a better halloween costume than that mess you wore last year. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4431 I thought that when he died we had seen the last of his Bergman obsession. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
4432 He never took that holiday he talked about so often. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4433 Do you want to call in sick? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4434 I hope this doesn't mean we have to live forever the way we look now. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4435 Well, I'll be...who would have thought? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4436 What can we say about death that hasn't already been said? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4437 I mean, I warned him the cake was to die for... 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4438 That’ so grim! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4439 “Redundant, Harry.’ 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4440 He had it coming. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4441 He looks a bit vacant. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4442 She looks almost alive. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4443 I wonder if his beard and fingernails will keep growing. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4444 Death at a funeral. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4445 And the memorial service the IRS is next door. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4446 He was a cut above everyone else. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4447 He's trying it on for size for you. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4448 This wouldn’t have happened if he hadn’t worn out his welcome at the hospital. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4449 Fine time to lie down on the job. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4450 You first. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4451 I kept telling him, you reap what you sow, but he never listened. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4452 How long before they hire his replacement? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4453 Am I dreaming of him or he is dreaming of us? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4454 Good riddance. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4455 Does this mean we outlive our savings? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4456 How will we ever go without him? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4457 Is this anything like what the grandkids mean when they say "It's so meta"? 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
4458 Forget it. He's fine. That's Howard from 3G. In the building we call him the "Grim Sleeper". 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4459 Well..now I guess anything goes!!! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4460 A little solipsistic, don't you think? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4461 Nice of him to show up. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4462 Does this mean we all have to pay inheritance tax? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4463 Guess he finally answered his own call. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4464 And that is why you should never be yourself. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4465 Halloween will never be the same. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4466 I never really liked him anyway. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4467 Guess he didn't own a suit. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4468 Republicans unveil healthcare reform with Diorama... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4469 I guess this is the end "'til death do us part." 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4470 His last job. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4471 He died as he lived --a tragic Death 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
4472 You must have the wrong Finkelsteins. We were just browsing. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4473 Are we off the hook now? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4474 Isn’t that double jeopardy? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4475 I suppose this is what they mean by a good death. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4476 Now, THAT'S death! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4477 I don't think the hood is appropriate for the occasion. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4478 It was an accident. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4479 Would you two please just let me rest? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4480 She: What the devil did he die from? He: Beats the hell out of me. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
4481 Worst of it is he made a bet with Larry King. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
4482 He wouldn't listen when I told him his shtick would dissolve into irony. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4483 He's snoring 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4484 I take back my criticism of your choice to have a full-length mirror on our front door. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4485 He was so misunderstood. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
4486 You realize it was the GMOs in the wheat. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4487 Well, things won't be that different. There still be taxes. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4488 Should we notify his next of grim? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4489 A weed whacker would have fit, but he said it would ruin his image. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4490 To think we just bought our life policy. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4491 To think he was always pro-life. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4492 I always wondered what he actually did for a living. He only said some sort of environmental cleanup service. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4493 With all that makeup, he kinda looks like our butcher. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4494 Is it too early to talk about scythe control? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4495 I told him to get off the lawn. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4496 I understand it was quite sudden and really unexpected. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
4497 I don’t like it. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4498 Does this mean I'm stuck with you forever? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4499 This is a Venus flytrap thing, isn’t it? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4500 Does this mean you're immortal now, Henry? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4501 What a relief, Agnes. Now, we can on living without fear. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4502 He looked in a mirror. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4503 Remarkable how natural he looks, isn't it? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4504 The doctors said he died from natural causes, but technically it was suicide." 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4505 So this is where the Grim Reaper takes his naps! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4506 We didn't buy enough health insurance for immortality. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4507 There wasn't anyone home at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave and he couldn't deliver the message. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4508 His job finally caught up with him in the end. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4509 Does that mean one of us never gets the chance to be happy again? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4510 Only he will really know if this outfit confuses Hades. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4511 I guess we should sell our life insurance. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4512 I told him he'd eventually work himself to death! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4513 He's always sleeping on the job. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4514 I knew it would come to this, as he was 'coughin' too much. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4515 He killed himself to save others—a true hero. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4516 Should I tell the passengers the tilapia on tonight’s menu was a little off? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4517 I warned him that I'm really good at rocks-paper-scissors. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4518 What's that line about reaping what you sow? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4519 They made him look so grim. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4520 How terribly grim - he is now the Self Reaper. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4521 I didn't think he'd take a chess game so seriously! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4522 Must have been a helluva fight. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4523 I told him to stay away from me. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4524 Donne warned him about the pride thing. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4525 Well, I just don’t know! What does happen when Death dies? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4526 I think that's my missing pillow case. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4527 He was always such an overachiever. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4528 He scythed and just keeled over ! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4529 His past has finally caught up with him. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4530 I know how you feel. I just lost my little Chihuahua 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4531 Looks like he met his match! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4532 It’s his best suit. It’s his only suit. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
4533 For an extra 300$ we can extend the coffin to fit your scythe. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4534 Bless him, he was never proud... 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4535 Poor fellow -- I guess he was just on a suicide mission. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4536 He doesn't look so grim now. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4537 And he promised to cut the tall weeds next Thursday 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4538 I think it’s one of those new do it yourself funerals. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4539 It's the ultimate KARMA 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4540 Bob always thought he would out-live death. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4541 As ye sow, so shall ye reap. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4542 It is sad, but it's comforting to see that he still looks so deathlike. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4543 What a Slacker! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4544 Chrissy always had a flair for drama 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
4545 He heard that Billy Graham died. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4546 He would have wanted it this way 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4547 Charlie's acting over dramatic as usual! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4548 Max von Sydow lost a chess match. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4549 For him it's just a dress rehearsal. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4550 They say Breitbart doesn't want him back. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4551 He gets more sleep now that people are living into their nineties. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4552 If you ask me, he's only playing himself. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4553 I never thought he'd go before me. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4554 He fell on his scythe. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4555 He looks just like himself. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4556 Global warming got him too 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4557 As you sow, so shall you reap 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4558 I told him that scythe would be the death of him. But did he listen? No. No ears on that one. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4559 If you ask me, he looks a little too damn proud. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4560 You kiss him first. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4561 Things just won’t be the same without him. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4562 That was an incredibly awkward threesome. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4563 Is this a celebrity endorsement? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4564 Well, I suppose his mother loved him. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4565 He looks almost alive, doesn’t he? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4566 He better not be playing dead again. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4567 So this is the meaning of bury the hatchet 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4568 Honey, didn't they do such a nice job at capturing his "grimness"? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4569 Would it be fair to say he went down swing? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4570 “I think he knew life would go on without him.l 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4571 This is the nail in the coffin, Stanley. We’re getting cremated. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4572 Really? It was in Bill's will that he be dressed like this for the viewing? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4573 I'm sorry for our gain. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4574 He looks real life-like, doesn't he honey? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4575 And they say only the good die young. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4576 So this is day one of his empathy training program. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4577 Wow, the mortician took fifteen centuries off him. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4578 You know, he wasn't a bad dad, for someone who was on the road all the time and never let you see his face. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4579 So, I'm stuck with you for eternity? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4580 His sense of humor just kills me. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4581 It must have been a stroke of luck. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4582 He was waiting for Godot. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4583 Martha, now I'm stuck with you forever ......... 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4584 Huh. I guess you can take it with you. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4585 Stupid cartoon. There won't be a winner. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4586 sometimes it's tough to bury the hatchet 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4587 I told him, "take it easy, you're going to kill you're going to kill yourself if you're not careful." 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4588 I only met him a couple times but he left an impression. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4589 At least we still have taxes 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4590 How the hell are they going to close his casket? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4591 I'm afraid if we don't pick him he'll give us a bad Uber rating. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4592 I thought we asked him to not sneak up on us. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4593 Does this mean I'm stuck with you for eternity? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4594 Great job! I know - he looks so Death-like... 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4595 He must have run into his twin brother ! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4596 I see Prez Twitter hired a new hatchet man. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4597 I guess he knew this was coming. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4598 Well, I guess this is good news for us. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4599 Finally got a taste of his own medicine. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4600 They say that even the plumber's faucet leaks at home 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4601 Not enough kills. They say it was sickle cell anemia. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4602 Well, you reap what you sow. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4603 His mother was a seamstress but he preferred to reap than to sew. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4604 I told him not to franchise. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4605 Sure hope they have a big crowd for the service - the funeral director says that business has completely stopped since this fellow passed on. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4606 He hasn't changed a bit! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4607 Him and his souvenirs. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4608 I wonder who delivered the news. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4609 Yes, it's you. I don't feel the temperature dropping. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4610 Shoot! Who's going to be coming for us now? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4611 He drank himself to himself. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4612 He got too into his job. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4613 I guess with the way the world is now, he couldn't keep up with the demand for his services. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4614 I guess we should be happy he is gone. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4615 I told him not to touch himself. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4616 This is Death warmed over. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4617 Isn't this rather redundant? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4618 I guess they'll cremate him once he gets to hell. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4619 The look becomes him. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4620 And I'm not paying my taxes, either. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4621 I don’t know hon, do we say REAP instead of RIP? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4622 He laid himself off? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4623 The good news is we can start smoking again. The bad news is we're trapped. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4624 I guess I'm not next. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4625 I always told you that in the end you will reap what you sow. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4626 So Morris was the Grim Reaper all along? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4627 Goes to show you, if you don't have your health... 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4628 Kind of ironic wouldn't you say? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4629 It's a shame too, that was a new scythe 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4630 And I told him one of us would have to have to go. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4631 I did tell him not to take a selfie. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4632 Could taxes be next? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4633 I never thought he'd be the first one of us to go. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4634 He finally got his comeuppance. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4635 Calorie restriction, low carb, good fats--looks like this didn't work either. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4636 He always insisted on working the night shift. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4637 We really should cremate the SOB. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4638 Pipe tobacco kills too. I never would have thought it. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4639 He had a good run. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4640 Well, you reap what you sow. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4641 It’s a shame, he had such a pleasant disposition about life. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4642 I told you not to take him trick or treating at the Kervorkians. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4643 The tragedy is I sold my retirement community stock. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4644 I was still hoping that he could help out with Doreen. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4645 He looks good for eternal. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4646 First taxes, now him. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
4647 He just kept going on those cruises to nowhere and wouldn't stop eating all those raw clams. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4648 He looks so life-like. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
4649 This is GRIM! They'll all say Alfred reaped what he sowed. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4650 So, does this mean that we are now immortal? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4651 I heard the flu wore him out. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4652 No--you try scythe, then you try magic. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4653 He looked good for his age. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4654 Who'd have thought carrying a gun for self protection would actually work? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4655 Ya reap what ya sow. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4656 I only said, "Isn't this Coffin to die for?" 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4657 It's rather sad. He never had a lasting relationship. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4658 He looks like he did when he was dead. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4659 He looks good, don't you think? They did a fine job...fine job. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4660 Red meat...who knew? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4661 Looks like we dodged another scythe. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4662 Oh no, it means we are now immortal! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4663 He loved that uniform. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4664 He never looked so dead. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4665 Those new x-ray machines at the airports really were the beginning of the end for him. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4666 I GUESS THIS MEANS WE LIVE FOREVER! OH MY GOD! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4667 I'm pretty sure he's sitting in your spot, Harold. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4668 Even he couldn't escape himself. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4669 One scythe fits all. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4670 I warned him that rusty scythe would be the death of him. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4671 Honey, are you going to apply? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4672 They got his makeup all wrong. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4673 I just asked him to trim the hedge a little. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4674 Lenore said he was ready to go. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4675 He was so overworked. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4676 In this case, I’m not sure that “life-like” would be considered a compliment.” 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4677 I might start doing drugs 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4678 Whoever Thought Father Time Would Go? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4679 Remind me to call and cancel that cardiologist appointment when we get home. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4680 Commendable devotion to the cause indeed. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4681 He was always such a downer, I'm really not sorry to see him go. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4682 Okay Charles, time to get up and go to work! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4683 Reaper is sleeping late this morning; he had a busy night. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4684 'How very meta' 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4685 Old man Reaper finally caught up to himself! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4686 He really IS late. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4687 How are we going to get out of here now? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4688 He’s never looked so good. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4689 When he came for the archbishop, he found the old man well prepared. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4690 Remarkable! He looks almost as grim as he did in death. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4691 He was always full of surprises. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4692 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4693 He finally got to put that Halloween costume to good use. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4694 We need to update our resumes. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4695 Gosh darn morticians and their childish pranks. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4696 This casket's a bit higher priced, but you have to admit it's one hell of a package deal. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4697 Uncle Morris? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4698 First time at a British wake? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4699 They say he was worked to death. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4700 Now, thanks to Trump, that's both of 'em. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4701 Well, he never paid his taxes, so I guess not everything is certain. 1.2239 0.07312 67 58 3 6
4702 we should have splurged for the extra long casket 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4703 Grandma insisted on being buried in her Halloween costume. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4704 I would have preferred a suit. Death be not shroud. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4705 He is resting before the q & a at the Bergman retrospective at the Film Forum. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4706 Kinda ironic, isn't it? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4707 This ouughta put to rest any beliefs in an afterlife! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4708 What will we do now? We don't have enough money left to live forever. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4709 Well finally, the Grim Reaper got the Grim Reaper. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4710 I bet he's faking it. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4711 Well, it looks as if we are stuck with each other for the duration. And all that money we spent on estate planning is down the drain. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4712 I want to believe he's been reunited with Bergman. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4713 I wonder how he likes it on the other scythe. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4714 I guess it's true that no one lasts forever. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4715 He laughed about paying his taxes too. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4716 No, I don't believe he was signed up as an organ donor... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4717 We're stuck with each other forever. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4718 I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4719 He still owes us last month's rent. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4720 Now who will is part? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4721 Sure, he looks good; he just got back from Miami Beach 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4722 Oh dear, cancel the reverse mortgage. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4723 He left me 100 billion souls in his will. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4724 He always looks so cute when he's asleep. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4725 He should not have attempted to take the scythe of the Unmaker. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4726 So, I guess this means we live forever. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4727 I forgot to tip the mortician. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4728 I always said he'd come to no good. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4729 As he so happily sowed, he grimly reaped. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
4730 We can try to deny it, but it comes to us all. Even him! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4731 No more out with the old I guess. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4732 Death finally caught himself 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4733 Are we burying semiotics or symbolics? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4734 Well, it was either him or us. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4735 And the insurance won't pay, if they can prove it was self-inflicted. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4736 One too many funerals 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
4737 He really threw himself into his work. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4738 May he REAP in peace. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4739 I guess we shouldn't have blown all our retirement money on cruises after all. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4740 I think we should stay for the eulogy. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4741 It could be worse at least he doesn't have to pay taxes now. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4742 It’s grim alright. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4743 The greatest victory of karma 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4744 You look great in it but your drunk shopping has become a problem. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4745 How come we are visiting the grim reaper? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4746 I told him the bio-tech industry would be the death of him. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4747 I 'm confused. Why are we here? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4748 He wanted a closed casket because he was tired of alwways looking death in the face. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4749 He lived such a good life. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4750 Done. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4751 I know you thought he was one of the immortals. But people change. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4752 I guess you reap what you sow. Even if what you sow is that you reaped. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4753 Obviously, he's new at this. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4754 RATS! I told you not to cancel our longterm-care coverage! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4755 So this is what the end of death looks like. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4756 He always took DIY too seriously. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4757 They did a good job on the poor fella, but I never thought that someone of his stature could be overtaken by an undertaker. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4758 I'm glad. He was worse than a plague. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4759 We all knew that suicide would take him. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4760 They say it was high cholesterol. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4761 Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4762 I told him not to pick his nose. It was just a matter of time... 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4763 What kind of schmuck would dress like that for a funeral? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4764 We reap what we sow... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4765 To be, or, not to be, I guess that was the question! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4766 It only took a shellfish allergy. Who knew? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4767 They say he died as he lived. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4768 He always was a workaholic... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4769 we knew his days were numbered when he joined the cabinet! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4770 How many times have I told him, one scythe does not fit all? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4771 I understand that his son has now taken over the business. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4772 I'll bet he got a huge employee discount! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4773 That dull old scythe was no match for such a sharp tongue. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4774 He was always such a disappointment. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4775 Well, I guess this means we'll all live forever now. The Social Security Administration isn't going to like this AT ALL! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4776 Rest in peace, irony! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4777 I certainly hopes we can still count on taxes. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4778 He was always the one who dressed perfectly for every occasion. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4779 He could have done so much great for our world. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4780 I guess he just couldn’t compete with the App. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4781 Nice work, but this is going to hurt business.... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4782 Well, no one can say he was cheated. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4783 Don't worry, Sidney will help us download the Grim Reaper App. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4784 He took the early retirement package. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4785 He couldn't get over the Lazarus thing... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4786 Does this mean we have to close the funeral home? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4787 I told him to stay off the pale horse. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4788 So this is a meta death. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4789 It's nice to see him taking a holiday for once. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4790 I tried to tell him he couldn't outlive Larry King. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4791 Soooo, does this mean we have to live forever?!? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4792 I never saw him as the type to commit suicide. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4793 He was self-taught. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4794 It's gotta feel like a busman's holiday for him 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4795 He requested "pranking St. Peter at the gate" as his final wish. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4796 Well, I guess it really does take one to know one. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4797 I told him it was a job with no future. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4798 His last wish was for me to file his tax returns. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4799 Unlike irony. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4800 Harold, I think it's a trap. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4801 Scythe no more. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4802 So I wonder who came for him? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4803 A bit morbid if you ask me. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4804 I tried to warn him. Nobody puts Baby in the corner! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4805 Nice try, Eddie 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4806 He was a lousy chess player. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4807 Such a shame, he was only a few years away from retirement. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4808 I guess I can cheat death after all. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4809 How odd. In eternal repose, he doesn't look at all grim. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4810 Gee, I just wanted him to eat the cake that I made last week. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4811 And I thought he would live forever. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4812 The irony of death 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4813 Well, I guess this means we're now stuck here. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4814 What a shame, he just paid his taxes! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4815 ...and we were so close 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4816 I told him, 'You don't look so good, don't take a holiday now,' but did he listen? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4817 He died doing what he loved best. Being dead. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4818 I call dibs on the scythe. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4819 I heard it happened on the way back from paying his taxes. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4820 He fell for the old rubber/glue trick. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4821 who reaped the reaper 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4822 Can we get a refund on our prepaid funeral plans? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4823 What's good for the goose....... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4824 That must have been one heck of a holiday. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4825 I told you Charlie wouldn't give up without a fight. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4826 Remember when art exhibits were just nice paintings? I don't understand this modern stuff. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4827 So you do, you reep what you sow .. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4828 I told you the “Fold up Reaper” was the right choice for Uncle Cyrus 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4829 Did he die of sickle cell? I thought it was verbal flatulence... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4830 I told him to be careful with the sowing. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4831 I told you Helen would put him to the test. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4832 Well there goes our retirement. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4833 Pride got him in the end. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4834 Sure it was two against one, but I still didn't think we'd win. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4835 It's payback time. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4836 He always though he'd beat dying by wearing this outfit. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4837 He finally learned his lesson. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4838 now what are we supposed to do? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4839 Does this mean we’re going to outlive our Social Security? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4840 As a friend he was so humble, I had no idea he spent his death collecting souls. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4841 Undertakers may experience a business downturn. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4842 I guess the schoolwork finally did him in. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4843 The mortician's service is tomorrow. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4844 They say it was an industrial accident. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4845 I guess we don't have to renew our vows. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4846 Now I understand why he buried Mother in that angel costume. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4847 He could have done so much more with his death. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4848 It's some dorky guy with a quizzical look on his face - that's not art! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4849 He still looks pretty grim. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4850 well, his life won't change. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4851 That backswing of his did him in... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4852 Tax reform, to be sure! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4853 I guess he was right. It does come to all of us. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4854 He really worked himself to death. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4855 He was such a nice Republican. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4856 He slipped. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4857 He hath sowed and now hath he reaped. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4858 I met him last month when you were in the hospital and almost died. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4859 This year's production of 'A Christmas Carol' just won't be the same without Harry. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4860 I really thought he would outlast us. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4861 I thought he was only cutting red tape. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4862 I think his work just finally caught up to him. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4863 Nice job by the undertaker -- he doesn't look grim at all. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4864 I understand it was a soul cause of death. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4865 No, it wasn't a heart attack...it was karma. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4866 I hope his replacement won’t be as grim. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4867 They say that they die the same way they lived. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4868 Reaping is its own reward. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4869 I'm sorry he's gone, but doesn't this mean that we'll live forever? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4870 Just wait until you see the other guy. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4871 Is it a he or she? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4872 I’d of thought he preferred cremation. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4873 I told him these cos play conventions would be the death of him. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4874 He always said scouting for the Mets would be the death of him. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4875 Well, Martha, the pressure’s off. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4876 Death becomes him. He doesn’t look so grim. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4877 Turns out stopping for me was a bad idea. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4878 Oh, so this is hell 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4879 The eulogy should be a real thriller. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4880 So young, what a shame. I hear it runs in his family. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4881 They said he was just really bored 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4882 I told him not to run in the house with that scythe. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4883 May he REAP in peace. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4884 I heard it was suicide. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4885 Do you think this might mean I'll have to go back to work? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4886 Very grim! Shows you reap what you sow. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4887 Does this mean we’re now immoral? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4888 So much for fringe benefits. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4889 Wow, another casualty of Amazon. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4890 I guess it was inevitable. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4891 I'll be damned...the Grim Reaper's been scammed! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4892 First it was driverless cars and now this! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4893 Welp, good luck finding an apartment now. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4894 I guess it's true--as ye sow, so shall ye reap. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4895 At least he went out on his own terms. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4896 I guess you never really never know somone....... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4897 I hear Johnson in Marketing got the promotion. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4898 Enough already with the hoodie. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4899 He said it would be a scythe of relief... 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4900 In his line of work the coffin is deductible, so there is a little irony." 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4901 He always took the job too personally. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4902 This doesn’t bode well...or bodes really well. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4903 It's just as the pastor said! "Oh Death, where is thy sting?" 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4904 They say the new guy is more lenient... 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4905 The I.R.S. killed him. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4906 He used to test the beds at the Sleep Number store; this suits him perfectly. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4907 His brother always hated him. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4908 Heck, now we’re immortal. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4909 He wanted a closed coffin but.... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4910 Oh my, ... it's just like that old movie, "Death Takes A Holiday"! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4911 Thanatophobia, resolved. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4912 It just doesn’t look like him. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4913 You can't even tell he had an accident. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4914 This feels like a trap. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4915 I wish we had been 18 when this happened. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4916 Is he gone or just taking a nap? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4917 He was so quiet and unassuming. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4918 OMG! Does this mean "till death do we part" is now null and void? But I had plans! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4919 Do you think we can get out of the contract for that condo in Boca? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4920 I didn't mind she went Goth but she knew our garden tools were strictly off limits. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4921 Looks like he went down fighting. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4922 If you think he looks natural, you should have seen him last week. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4923 Well this funeral just got Grim... 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4924 You never know who you're going to miss until their gone. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4925 Well, what goes around comes around, I guess. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4926 Really grim. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4927 Who cut him down? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4928 He doesn't look so grim now, does he? Do you think he'll be needing that scythe? 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
4929 He's Taking A Sabbatical. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4930 Does this mean same thing can happen to the taxes? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4931 They first thought he had Sickle Cell Anemia. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
4932 He’s trying it out for his next victim. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4933 Wouldn't you think they could find a way to tuck in in there? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4934 He hung on like grim death. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4935 When he grabbed me in a dark alley and said "it's your time" I sprayed him with mace. I didn't expect it to work this well. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4936 After all that sowing he got reaped 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4937 As ye sow, so shall ye reap. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4938 Is there anyone in there? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4939 He died doing what he loved ... to himself. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4940 He told me I was at death's door, so I shot him between the eyes... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4941 They said the sickle is not included in “The Grim Sleeper” model. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4942 Just great... with him gone we'll have to go to the kids for Christmas. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4943 Fast-track the cremation. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4944 Well, Ralph, we beat another one. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4945 I bet she didn't see that coming. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4946 For God's sake don't move 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4947 I always expected to go before him. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4948 He finally succumbed to his own medicine. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4949 Even in death we don't get rid of the drama queen. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4950 Looks like we’ll be giving immortality a try. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4951 He encountered a fatal error. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4952 He loves death more than life 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4953 I've heard that the President will nominate himself for this position. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4954 I'm rethinking the open casket. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4955 That WAS her wedding gown. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
4956 So now what do we have to look forward to? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4957 It was irony that did it. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4958 They just said he's in a better place...then, why so grim? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4959 But his breath! My Gawd! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4960 So smug! We told him to be not proud! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4961 And we just bought him that new scythe for Día de Muertos. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4962 He still looks so grim. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4963 Good luck in retirement. Us accountants got it from here. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4964 He was never a good boy. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4965 Timmy looks so natural! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4966 Well, maybe he escaped taxes. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4967 His fate was grim. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4968 He was just too good. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4969 Well if he's in there, who is going to part us? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4970 Jackass, you messed with the wrong woman 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4971 Hearse-say is he had a death wish. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4972 Scythe and all? That'll be awkward. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4973 Boca Raton was just too much for him. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4974 Must have been too much starch. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4975 I heard your mother came knocking. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4976 Looks like Times Up won out over Right Wing Populism. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4977 I thought he was an economist. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4978 Okay, remind me to listen next time you nag about my own self-fulfilling prophecies. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4979 Horse manure. I always knew he was full of it! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4980 See? No need to fear the reaper 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4981 Could this mean the end of death? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4982 Charles always did have a flair for stating the obvious. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4983 Sick bastard to the end. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4984 The end is past. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4985 I guess the bell tolls for thee, too, Donny... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4986 Took his own life, rather than bear witness to another Trump campaign 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4987 I guess we have a new lease on life. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4988 Now we can finally rest in peace. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4989 Office parties will never be the same. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4990 Who could have seen it coming? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4991 Well, it was time for death to be updated. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4992 I guess what comes around goes around really is true 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4993 He looks good, don't you think? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4994 I've never felt closer to death." "I have. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4995 Death and taxes - even for the Grim Reaper! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4996 I told him this would happen if he kept touching himself like that. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4997 It's our best selling Grim Reaper package. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4998 I had hoped he would appear more lifelike. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4999 Now what? He's always been there for us. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5000 He wasn't such a bad guy. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5001 What a morbid sense of humor. Staring into the face of death... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5002 Grim looks more relaxed than I imagined. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5003 Ya gotta admit—musta been a hell of a fight! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5004 Looks like he lost his exemption. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5005 I can finally try sky diving. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5006 Well I guess, it comes for all of us at some time. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5007 I thought this was your great-uncle's funeral, Harold! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5008 You think he liked carrying that scythe around his whole life ? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5009 It's all started when he read an article titled "Silicon Valley disrupting death with billion dollar venture." 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5010 Now THAT must have been a tough day at work. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5011 People are saying Keith Richards was responsible. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5012 I heard he was bothered by the competition from 23andMe. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5013 Harry always said 'if you can't beat 'em join 'em' 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5014 he was well prepared for this moment 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5015 Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5016 I tried to tell him his work was self destructive 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5017 I was playing racquetball with him just last week. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5018 Do you think I can get my scythe back now? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5019 And now for the hard part: taxes. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5020 No longer do we have to worry about him following us. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5021 I told you prepaying for our funeral was going to be a waste of money. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5022 What a cliche! Always the same trick. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5023 No one gets out of here alive! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5024 I would have expected a casket made from mahogany, not walnut. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5025 I think they overdid it with the makeup. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5026 Do you think we can cancel our burial insurance? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5027 What happens now? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5028 Is it my imagination, or have we been attending too many funerals? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5029 He's only napping. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5030 He really loved his work. I just wish he had had more friends. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5031 It was just a matter of time. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5032 That's one less for the holidays. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5033 He always was sickely 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5034 I warned Robert he was in a dead-end job. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5035 I never expected to see Steve Bannon rest in peace 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5036 Looks like the price of wheat will be going up. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5037 Does this mean we're not going to die? 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
5038 I thought we said, 'till wealth do us part' 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5039 It's what he wanted; overdressed and flamboyant to the end. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5040 His job killed him. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5041 It's worse. He wants to be buried on Neptune. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5042 The declining death rate was killing him. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5043 Up next, taxes! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5044 RIP Sloppy Steve 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5045 It’s the grand finale of his life’s work. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5046 ‘Looks like another hatchet job’ 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5047 Not to empower the IRS Harold, but we should have taken them out first. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5048 I'd have called in sick that day. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5049 So sad. No one wants his apartment. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5050 Say goodbye to your merry widow dream. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5051 If we can just get rid of taxes now. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5052 Gives new meaning to the eleventh hour. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5053 Well, with his job you can't say you didn't expect it to happen. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5054 They did a good job. He looks like he's just sleeping. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5055 Looks like he reaped once too often. How grim! 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5056 Looks pretty grim to me, Hon. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5057 First God dies, and now this! Where will it stop? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5058 He had such infinite possibilities... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5059 I knew something was wrong when he didn't show for our appointment 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5060 I'm glad he's finally gone. But does that mean we just go on like this forever? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5061 It’s a bit cliche but...you reap what you sow! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5062 I just have one thing to say: "more cowbell." 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5063 Lying there, he looks so lifelike. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5064 One less worry, so let’s get married. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5065 He couldn't adjust to texting. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5066 The embalmer did some job. He looks so lifelike. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5067 So, are we immortals now? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5068 He looks supernatural, don't you think? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5069 Well, you know what they say about death and taxes... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5070 Reaper what you sow. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5071 We’d better shut that lid before he wakes up. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5072 Psychopomp Problems 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5073 A little 'on the nose,' don't you think? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5074 He got such a tan in Palm Springs. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5075 Oh shucks, I was hoping he'd take you first! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5076 He rang his own bell. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5077 I hope it was excruciating. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5078 It's bad to speak ill of the dead. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5079 If it were only true for eternity not just this election cycle! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5080 Isn’t that sweet? He’s keeping it warm for you, honey. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5081 I think this means we'll never die, and we'll be married forever. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5082 I guess we're stuck here with each other. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5083 The funny thing is I've never seen him look so life-like. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5084 Does this mean our marriage is over? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5085 He spent too much time with that reaper. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5086 Well, he wasn't all that grim, was he/ 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5087 Does this mean that we have to live together forever? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5088 He looks so dead. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5089 I know the undertaker didn't like dad but to bury him in that woolen coat and gardening utensils is just plain wrong. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5090 Irony. It's crueller than death itself. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5091 Looks like he reaped the reaper! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5092 I guess he didn’t make the cut! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5093 It's amazing what they can do these days. He looks so less grim. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5094 I guess you could call it 'Return of the Scythe.' 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5095 I saw him yesterday and he was looking a little pale. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
5096 I was either this or impeachment. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5097 It was nice of him to join me at my last supper, but I was never that great with casseroles. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5098 I'm glad our appointment was rescheduled for May. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5099 Herbert always said he wasn't going to go without a fight. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5100 It makes no sense. Why would he kill himself? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5101 It was always something with him. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5102 I'll always believe the bullet was meant for me. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5103 Talk about dead weight! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5104 I think he's just resting. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5105 The Angel of Irony strikes again. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5106 So who will visit us when it's our time to go? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5107 Even his days were numbered once he asked for whom the bell tolled. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5108 Whoever did this to him is dead. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5109 Do you think it was suicide? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5110 Doesn't look like him at all. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5111 Remind me not to eat the tuna casserole next time... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5112 Suicide? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5113 Good Grief, I Never Saw The Movie! 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5114 He looks so natural, pale and grim! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5115 They say he was hit by a bus on the road to Damascus. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5116 He's a dead ringer for you know who... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5117 Last time I saw him he was hovering over your bed, Harold. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5118 Don't be sad. He's like a bee returning to the hive. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5119 Don't tell me my vote doesn't count! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5120 Well, Everything has an expiration date! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5121 Something tells me this isn't the retirement home, Arnold. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5122 I guess we're now all gonna live forever. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5123 Do you think we'll be accused of cheating ? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5124 They say it was suicide 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5125 Property rates are about to skyrocket 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5126 Looks like being Death finally caught up to him. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5127 I still don't understand why you volunteered to give the eulogy for this asshole. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5128 Do you think Jared can handle the job? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5129 I can't get over it. He looks so deathlike! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5130 So, who reaped the Grim Reaper? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5131 There you go, Frank. It's not so hard, is it? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5132 They say he was never the same after his time at the White House. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5133 Here's your proof, Janice, western medicine has just gone too far. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5134 OMG, Geoffrey........ he always said it was Max Factor. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5135 There'll be Hell to pay when this holiday is over 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5136 He says it "gets him in the zone" 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5137 Uncle Earl always said he'd go out in style. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5138 I saw him chain smoking at the New Years Party. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5139 As you sow, so shall you reap 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5140 NOW we can live forever. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5141 Do you think he's really dead? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5142 Well, he finally broke the cycle... or whatever you call that thing. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
5143 1. I'm still not convinced. 2. That took forever. 3. He can't fool me. 4. I'm glad to see this Assisted Living neighbor move on. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5144 All's well that ends well. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5145 I wish Peter Thiel would've thought this one through. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5146 I'm glad that look is finally going out. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5147 Sweet justice, I say. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5148 I guess that does away with our vow to stay together "until death" parts us. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5149 Now irony is dead. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5150 Well, just have to look at it this way; his time was up. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5151 The news didn't go over well when I finished his taxes and told him he didn't get a refund. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5152 They told me at Emma Willard I shouldn't bother to learn chess. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5153 Funny, he looks so alive right now. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5154 Definitely the first time I submitted an obit with a smily face. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5155 That John Donne was right. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5156 He died trying 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5157 Don’t celebrate. He’s only napping. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5158 And just when we became Medicare eligible 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5159 We lost him long ago when he bought that scythe. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5160 You should apply for his job! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5161 Apparently the sting was inside him the whole time. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5162 Shot himself in the foot. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5163 Oh that Bob. Always such a card. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5164 He knew his time was coming. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5165 He looked so much better at the spring gala. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5166 He looks so much better than the last time we saw him. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5167 The funeral director did a horrible job on the Grim Reaper’s face; you can hardly see it. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5168 They say it was a result of sibling rivalry. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5169 I'll bet he didn't see that coming. (emphasis on that) 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5170 If I told him once I told him 1000 times 'As you sow, so shall you reap', but did he listen? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5171 I guess that death ended its holiday. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5172 Comic-con was brutal this year. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5173 A funeral is already pretty grim... 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5174 Shame. He had such a joie de vivre. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5175 that service was pretty Grim 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5176 I guess he saw it coming. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5177 It is very grim, the death of Mr. Reaper. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5178 Hurumph. How 'bout that: Beat at his own game. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5179 They did such a beautiful job on him." "I know! He looks so natural! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5180 It's not every day you get to say good-bye to a Scythe Spirit. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5181 Egads! Is that you Herman? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5182 He hadn't been looking well... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5183 I never realized he lost that chess match in the Ingmar Bergman movie. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5184 Goodbye Death. I liked you before I met you. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5185 He decided to take a Busman's Holiday. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5186 And to think, he was so young. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5187 He doesn't look so good this time. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5188 How are they going to close the casket? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5189 He won't need it where he's going. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5190 I was sure he worked for the CIA. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5191 He must have committed suicide. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5192 We must be really old 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5193 Sad. He had the D.C. region. Everyone's selling theirs direct- totally cutting out the middle man. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5194 The poor widow gets no pension because he was self employed 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5195 I didn't realize the Grim Reaper was such a narcissist. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5196 I begged him not to go to Samarra, but does he listen? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5197 You think he can hear us? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5198 Remember what that lawyer said? "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!" 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5199 He should've carried a bigger scythe. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5200 I knew asking him to join us for the dinner you cooked would get me out of it. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5201 Geeze, who knew Vince moonlighted as the Grim Reaper? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5202 No death do we part? Does this mean I have to stay married to you for eternity? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5203 I feel very close to you right now. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5204 Those killer apps take their toll. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5205 There goes “till death do us apart” from marriage vows. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5206 So that's why he was always on the road. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5207 I hear it was misdiagnosed as sickle-cell disease. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5208 One down, one to go. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5209 Sad, he worked himself to death 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5210 So, I suppose this has got to be the end of things. And we were preparing for the zombie apocalypse. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5211 I don’t think he’s quite dead yet. Maybe we should burn him. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5212 Blue Oyster Cult was right...no need to fear the reaper 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5213 Don't worry, he's just doing market research. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5214 Who would have thought...? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5215 I heard he was taking a holiday, but why on our cruise ship? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5216 They captured the grim perfectly. The reaping seems problematic. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5217 Grab the scythe and run. He’s gonna be fuming when the mickey wears off. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5218 The Grim RIPer 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5219 Do you think he ever took that long awaited holiday? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5220 Yes, we may live forever, but who is going to do us apart now, Harold? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5221 Well is is a little redundant 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5222 Did you say grim or grin? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5223 The population time bomb is about to get a whole lot worse. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5224 I would feel better if the casket fit. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5225 He kept talking about Kurzweil like it really bothered him. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5226 Death came to be him. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
5227 It appears that he ran out of time 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5228 He always said his work would be the death of him. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5229 Perhaps he’s going to a better place 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5230 I hear he never paid taxes, though. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5231 That was his favorite Halloween costume. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5232 Well Edna, I guess the only thing that's certain now is taxes. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5233 Our President just tweeted that it's all just fake news or Obama's fault; either way, he's taking credit for it. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5234 What's the chance we can sell those plots back to Forest Lawn? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5235 They said it was a massive heart attack when he got told he had to take Trump... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5236 I heard he didn't even have life insurance... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5237 Our worries are over. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5238 I guess this means we have to live forever. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5239 We are distantly related but never met. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5240 It’s the latest thing in empathy training. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5241 I hear his wife is relieved. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5242 You're right. He doesn't look very proud. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5243 Uncle Elmer always took cosplay a bit too far. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5244 he's hoping for life after death 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5245 I wasn’t expecting this kind of rendezvous. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
5246 He just couldn't keep up with the latest agricultural technology. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5247 He just seemed hopeless after Prozac went on the market. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5248 Maybe this is just his twisted sense of humor. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5249 I suppose he reapt what he reaped. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
5250 He's off to a better place. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5251 He was so full of life. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5252 He looks rather grim. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5253 your scythe doesnt even fit in the casket you goddamned imbecile 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5254 He likes going on vacation during tax season. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5255 He looks sow reapful 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5256 I told him, he had to take better care of himself 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5257 So lifelike. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5258 Do you think a judge would grant us an annulment? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5259 Death and Taxes! Nobody's exempt! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5260 Hoist with his own petard 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5261 So I sez to Mabel, "You reap what you reap." 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5262 He challenged me to a game to win back my soul. I chose Russian Roulette 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5263 I think he is just sleeping. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5264 It seems everybody's in the cloud these days! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5265 He thought he could get away with murder, but it bit him in the ass. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5266 The world is grimmer than we thought! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5267 His humor was always lost on me Cyril 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5268 He got his wish to wear that costume forever. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5269 The Good Lord said, ‘He reapeth what he hath sowed.’ 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5270 I never imagined he would go before us. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5271 A little ironic but like I always say, "you reaper what you sow". 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
5272 Does this mean that our Social Security payments will keep going? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5273 And I was certain that I would go before he did! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5274 Poor Death...I told him his job was killing him! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5275 He wanted to face Death on his own terms. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5276 Now there's a guy who doesn't feel the same kind of pressure we do. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5277 ("That's just great...now we'll be together forever...") 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5278 He does a good job playing dead. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5279 He lived a good death. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5280 It reminds me, you haven't had a new suit in a long, long time. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5281 I had no idea he was so sickle. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5282 Nap time is over, smart guy. Get back to work! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5283 Seven years at Harvard and he reverts to a 7th grade costume. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5284 I can't beleive he outdied us. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5285 So, did you bring his check ? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5286 You're right, it look quit comfortable but could you show us something less expensive? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5287 He put up a good fight. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5288 Didn't I tell him he'd poke himself in the eye one day with that thing? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5289 Well, death was my only hope. What do I do now? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5290 Are you sure that isn't him, Mrs Houdini? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5291 Who's going to look over us now? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5292 I don't care who you are, abuse power, Times Up. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5293 Martha's devastated. She never knew he was allergic to peanuts! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5294 See you in Hell! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5295 Qf7#...he didn’t see it coming. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5296 Maybe he won't bother us anymore. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5297 Like death cooled over. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5298 He was such a good actor. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5299 Well, I guess our only option now is divorce. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5300 I don't care who you outlived - you're still getting your prostate checked. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5301 She always dressed for the occasion. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5302 In an odd way, I'm going to miss him... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5303 Great, so no one dies anymore and dammit, I just mailed in my life insurance check. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5304 There was so much more I wanted to say. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5305 Welcome to the happily forever after, Fred. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5306 She hasn't looked this good in years. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5307 Well, that explains my weird dream last night. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5308 Best undercover agent we've ever had. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5309 Is it be a stretch to say he looks "natural" and "peaceful"? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5310 He was a good boy even if he never paid me a visit 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5311 I've always assumed that life as we know it would die first. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5312 There must be a catch here somewhere... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5313 When I asked where do you see yourself in 5 years, I don't think he expected this... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5314 He looks so alive. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5315 He should have upgraded from the scythe. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5316 He is finally reaping the benefit he deserved 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
5317 He did say something about a busman's holiday. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5318 He was told not to be proud 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5319 So I says “Who wants to live forever?” and then he does this! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5320 Fred never looked so grim ! 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5321 With him gone, what happens to us? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5322 I guess you can take it with you. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5323 These cosplay funerals are getting out of hand. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5324 Cynthia, you've officially taken this 'playing dead' thing too far. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5325 I knew he was sick... 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5326 He never learned to pronounced it, either. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5327 I heard that, in his day, he was a real swinger. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5328 See? Just like Ben said. There's the death part. Now, I wonder if he paid taxes? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5329 Sign out front says drop-ins welcome. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5330 Well, nothing last for ever - not event the funeral business 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5331 Do you think we can get the money back on that burial policy? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5332 It's taken me awhile, but I think I'm finally beginning to understand the concept of "meta." 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5333 I'm fairly certain he also paid taxes 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5334 Well Mr Jones, at the very least i thought he’d be able to keep up with us. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5335 He came for Jeff Sessions. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5336 I guess this means that now we'll really have to wait forever. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5337 You were right, Harold, he died of scythe-cell amnesia. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5338 Is he being cremated? Or should we break his bones first. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5339 He said he was over the harvest season for good 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5340 It was death by selfie. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5341 I think he is from quality assurance 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5342 I wonder how that happened? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5343 I told you Harry was the Greatest Dealmaker Ever! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5344 I charge him fifty bucks a night. You can't say we don't need the extra money. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5345 I don't know why, but I guess I always just kind of assumed Death was immortal. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5346 Dead wrong. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5347 He put up a hell of a fight. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5348 Bob felt like death wherever he would go. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5349 I guess I don't have to be afraid to open the door anymore. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5350 It was nice of him to finish the back 40 before he left. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5351 even the undertakers are pushing fake news Henry..... 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5352 Whoa. Meta. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5353 His last words were - I've blown an open gasket. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5354 He was 685 but didn't look a day over 520! 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5355 His wife always said he looked grim! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5356 The funeral home just hired him. He's the temper-reapic casket specialist. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5357 He is faking it! 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5358 Grim Jr. finally came for his dad 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
5359 Dead my ass! He’ll come back to get us, just like Carl an Gladys. You watch. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5360 He was killed by a sickle cell and has been re-scythled. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
5361 I always said, "you'd have to be high to want to hitchhike." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5362 I knew he was touching himself when he asked to use our bathroom....and locked the door. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5363 The Actuarial Tables will never be the same. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5364 What do you think his chances of getting into heaven are? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5365 Now he's Donne it. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5366 He’s taking Stanislavki in a whole new direction 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5367 Well, I guess it's a Donne deal. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5368 His relationship with Joan was not the best at the end. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5369 Synecdoche/metonymy reflexive and visual! Fantastic. But will anyone notice? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5370 That’ll teach him to mess with Edith Morton. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5371 Those who live by the scythe will die by the scythe. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5372 Why couldn’t that have been me? Taxes are due next week! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5373 They say this is the complete experience package 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5374 He always did have a good sense of humor. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5375 He spent his whole life trying to dig himself out of a mess! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5376 And I thought “As you sew, so shall you reap.” was just a figure of speech. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5377 He was once a World Leader. Now all he has is the last pussy he grabbed. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5378 That doesn't look like Fred. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5379 This is the last person I thought would commit suicide. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5380 Promise me you’ll use a better mortician. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5381 Well, at least the harvest is finished. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5382 Death takes a holiday. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5383 Death finally got taken by taxes... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5384 After you, my dear. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5385 "Serve's him right for always scaring people". 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5386 It's not as grim as I thought It'd be! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5387 Couldn't he have used a mower to cut the grass? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5388 I suppose he just has to take a break once in a while 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5389 He committed suicide. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5390 That's Joe for you. Always the joker. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5391 He always did look good in that hoodie. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5392 I didn't think he ate the salmon mousse. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5393 What is next to go: taxes? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5394 It's like the death of death itself, George. Oh, here we go again, Sartre, that meshuggah Heidegger, stop already ! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5395 Here in Russia, we don't just use the flag anymore. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5396 Whodunnit? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5397 Based on our retirement account, we have about 10 years to find a job. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5398 Gone before our time. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5399 Looks like too much bad karma 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5400 I guess death happens to the best of them. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5401 I was so looking forward to getting to know him better. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5402 We put him in his dress scythe and cloak, which he rarely used. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5403 Is this what we meant when we said 'til death do we part? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5404 Ironic that he loved his trade so much he was willing to die for it. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5405 He is beyond grim. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5406 yo dog, 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5407 Death has met its match. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5408 It's a busman's holiday. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5409 And without even a sneaking suspicion. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5410 So, remember 'Till death do us part'? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5411 There’s no end to this! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5412 Hello. Hope you are well. I'm just resting. You better leave. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5413 No, he was an avid mower. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5414 They day it was a work accident “.”” “They say it was a work accident. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5415 I heard the job finally killed him. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5416 I guess he finally retired. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5417 In the last 40 years, he worked himself to death. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5418 It was time. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5419 He thought it would be his turn forever. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5420 When I knew him he was just cranky. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5421 If something happens to Donald Trump, we'll be out of joke material! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5422 Jeepers, creepers, we've become grim peepers. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5423 Well, I guess that's the end of that 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5424 Is it time to look for a career change from tax accounting? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5425 They say that he was a workaholic. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5426 Well Dear...It's about Time! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5427 He should have see it coming. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5428 I guess the old adage is wrong - he probably does wish he could spend one more day in the office. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5429 Embalmer did great. He looks just like Death! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5430 I still think it should have been closed casket. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5431 Do you believe in reincarnation? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5432 And flights of devils sing thee to thy rest! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5433 Who's going to help us keep the grass trimmed if he takes his scythe with him? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5434 He said he didn't feel up to snuff...so I cooked up a little chicken soup... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5435 He had a good death 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5436 Well, he looks damned proud to me! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5437 You're right, death does become her. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5438 We just heard from the White House. You’re fired. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5439 I guess this is part of vegan burial ritual 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5440 OH, my goodness! Whose going to take his place? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5441 He zigged when he should have zagged. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5442 The pranks. The incessant pranks. I'm surprised someone didn't act years ago. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5443 Well, I guess you just reap what you sow. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5444 Yes, this was his favorite scythe... 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5445 Poor guy! Our latest pristine medical report just overwhelmed him. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5446 He is so much better looking in person. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5447 Now can we take a vacation? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5448 Does this mean I have to stay alive? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5449 I warned him that "as ye sow, so shall ye reap!" 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5450 So now we live forever? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5451 Wow, the Grim Reaper's performance art has gotten pretty meta. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5452 It was a brutal ending but I had to do something about your escalating life insurance costs. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5453 He died doing what he loved. Death. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5454 You just expect her to get up any minute. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5455 I didn't think he took it so seriously. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5456 Told you those chess classes would be worth it. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5457 What happened?” “Suicide. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5458 He was always such an unpleasant fellow. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5459 This is the proof of our eternal life. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5460 He was always so depressing to be around, I think this is a blessing. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5461 He always was an open casket kind of guy... 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
5462 I thought death was on a holiday. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5463 His last words were, "Who can compete with the NRA?" 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5464 Hand me the mirror. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5465 Now that, is dedication. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5466 Betty White really figured it out, didn't she? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5467 If you'd lived a little longer I could've been a rich widow..... 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5468 Does this mean we can live forever? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5469 I guess we're safe now. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5470 I thought he seemed confused when he came to the door. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5471 He died doing what he loved. Killing himself. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5472 Looks like he finally met his match. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5473 Somehow he looks different. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5474 Who says you can't take it with you! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5475 The mortician did a good job on the embalming. He looks so death-like. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5476 Well Marge, looks like we're still stuck paying off our mortgage. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5477 Death always comes when you least expect it! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5478 Oh well, what goes around comes around. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5479 Does he always sleep like that? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5480 Wyd fathead 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5481 I guess I will take death lying down 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5482 He who lives by the sword perishes by the sword 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5483 All these years and I never even suspected. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5484 This explains the skeletons in his closet. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5485 He said something about the client experience ... and then hopped in! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5486 I hear Keith Richards is doing well. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5487 A suit would have been nice. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5488 They say it was fatigue. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5489 "I found the scythe but his hourglass ran out on him. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5490 Sorry Charlie; better you than me. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5491 Looks like your death wish is on hold. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5492 Seeing the Reaper in repose added an uplifting feeling to an otherwise solemn occasion. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5493 Long story short, that's why he avoided mirrors. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5494 they did a marvelous job. He looks almost lifelike... 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
5495 I guess we really are old 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5496 Never thought we'd out live him 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5497 I hate to say he got what he deserved, but ... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5498 Gross--he looks so lifelike. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5499 So much for the ZPG movement. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5500 Oh crap. Does this mean we will live forever? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5501 Is it wrong that I’m kind of relieved? Am I a bad person? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5502 He had it coming. And, again...with the black. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5503 Wow! Father Time decided to go now rather than go through President Trump's term of office. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5504 He didn't pay his taxes. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5505 Well... looks like he messed with the wrong mamajammas. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5506 He always said nobody's perfect. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5507 He always was a show-off. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5508 I THOUGHT he went to Yale. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5509 Ha! I told him I would outlive him. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5510 I told him that the General Tsao's chicken was extra spicy... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5511 There must be a new guy on the job. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5512 Get those tickets to the Bahamas! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5513 I always thought he was too mean to die. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5514 Who knew it had been sick. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5515 What do you think he meant that he felt redundant ? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5516 So this is what death warmed over looks like. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5517 If he had only had a gun... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5518 It's like a New Yorker cartoon come to life…I mean death. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5519 The scythe is retractable. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5520 Sadly, no one will miss him! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5521 I guess death really does come to us all. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5522 Yes...he always seemed a bit artificial to me too. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5523 All those years, did he ever bother to visit? Not even a phone call. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5524 Suicide is painless 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5525 That's our scythe. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5526 This is really meta. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5527 There goes my last and only hope of outliving you. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5528 He’s only fooling himself. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5529 the reaper must also be reaped. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5530 Role model! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5531 Well maybe we should look into that divorce lawyer. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5532 We made it -- the Fountain of Youth. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5533 How's the casket supposed to close with the scythe sticking out like that? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5534 He should have known better. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5535 That's so meta. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5536 Does this mean that Hell is freezing over? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5537 Well, it was bound to happen. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5538 Such a drama queen! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5539 When they tried to cremate him, the whole crematorium burned down. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5540 He dressed for the job he wanted. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5541 Poor guy, he choked on a human bone. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5542 I told them, No farm implements. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5543 I guess he'll be hacking for the Russians now.! 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5544 looks like he got what was coming. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5545 The repetition depressed him. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5546 I deeply hate the way times are changing 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5547 He was apparently very sickle. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5548 I guess this means who won't be appearing in anymore cartoons. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5549 I wonder what will happen to his Twitter account. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5550 Does this mean we don’t have to pay our taxes 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5551 "Well, I guess John Donne was right after all.' 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5552 I warned him he'd be done for if he took my precious kitty Mister Lickers. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5553 "Better get back the deposit for that cruise, it looks like your Aunt Sylvia will be around for awhile after all". 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5554 Not so grim... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5555 Why, just last week he looked only warmed over. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5556 He was always so cheerful. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5557 He overdosed on epidemics 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5558 So what does this mean to our Long Term Care costs? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5559 He looks better than he did in death. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5560 Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5561 He always made such good macaroni salad. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5562 And I thought Mega Death was a rock group 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5563 After all that soul-searching, he must have finally embraced himself in the end. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5564 Well now what, Harry? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5565 I told him not to look in the mirror. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5566 He said that two world wars and two atomic bombs were achievements enough for him. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5567 This is like that time on Star Trek Voyager when Janeway got caught up in that time loop.... 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5568 I guess the Tax Reform was truly too much. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5569 Funny, it looks like he's sleeping. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5570 I like the way the mortician made his scary, lipless, grinning skull into a sexy, pouty, happy face. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5571 Damn good chess player 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5572 I asked him to warm it up for me. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5573 I always thought he was a grim fellow. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5574 Let the dead bury the dead 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5575 You realize, of course, now we're equally damned. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5576 Does this mean the rent in our nursing home is going to go up? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5577 He did some good work...but after the Carrie Fisher thing, nobody could forgive him. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5578 He never had an unkind word to say about anyone... 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5579 Yeah, he had a great sense of humor and loved his children but now I'm stuck with you forever. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5580 He looks even better than when he was alive. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5581 One tap on the shoulder, and BOOM. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5582 Ashes to ashes, dust to rust. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5583 Surprise! Surprise! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5584 The ad never said it included the body! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5585 It's still hard watching our friends go before us. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5586 We get it. The death of death. Now come outta there preacher and finish your Easter homily. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5587 Weird, but it makes sense -- he pretty much mocked everyone. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5588 I told him to see a doctor for that cough. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5589 Why did the doctor have to wait for X-rays? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5590 I'm a little surprised he wasn't cremated..... 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5591 So you weren't lying? You really dodged a bullet. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5592 It's about time! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5593 Well... So much for Plan B... 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5594 This is a grave error and he is RIPPED off 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5595 I am sad, but, John... I don't think that this is our Bob! Who should we speak to now? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5596 Ugggh, again with the scythe? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5597 Scythe no more, Hades, scythe no more. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5598 Can't he wait till it is our turn? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5599 He put it off for years, but he finally made the mistake of trying to kill Chuck Norris 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5600 Another Do it Yourself Kit from the kids 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5601 How deep are we in our policy? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5602 I expected your Aunt Jane to go first. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5603 Does our 401k have an eternity withholding amount? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5604 Well, I see he has finally gotten a taste of his own medicine. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5605 We should tell Morrie and Louise they won't be getting out tea spoon collection anytime soon 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5606 Only the good die young. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5607 So he finally retired I see 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5608 I guess his final act was to join the cloud! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5609 He looks much better after his holiday. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5610 He was always so moody. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5611 Death, where is your bling? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5612 Well that put the kibosh on our future plans! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5613 I guess it’s true, you really do reap what you sow! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5614 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5615 I opened the door and before he could do anything I gave him a tornado kick followed with a spinning hook kick and he just went down. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5616 I heard that he committed suicide caused by that dead end job. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5617 O death, where is thy sting? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5618 I don't remember him looking so cheery. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5619 The Grim Reaper tried to oppose Donald Trump! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5620 For the life of me I do not recognize the deceased 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5621 I told him that smoking would kill him . . . but he kept puff-puffing away as if he could escape himself. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5622 Oh, we where getting so close lately. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5623 This “secret shopper “stuff has gone too far! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5624 Hmmm, this ain't aunt Carol... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5625 Gee, he looks so unnatural. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5626 Harry always had a mean streak. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5627 I wonder if he had to pay taxes too.. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5628 I think it's kind of a retirement party. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5629 He'd been out a lot at night lately. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5630 It just kills me to see him like this. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5631 They say it was a peanut allergy 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5632 I told him he should stay in medical school. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5633 Tsk. All work. No play. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5634 I didn’t know one can die again 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5635 I can't say that I was surprised. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5636 Everybody dies. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5637 I don't know whether to cry or laugh. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5638 See? I told you he'd be late for his own funeral! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5639 I say..."let the dead bury the dead", and let's get going to your brothers. We are late for dinner. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5640 It is just a ploy, he came for us. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5641 They say he outlived all his friends. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5642 If I told him once, I told him a hundred times, 'Howie, dress nice for your funeral.' " 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5643 Dead again? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5644 We did tell him this dressing up would be the death of him! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5645 Not today, Satan. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5646 I knew it - I just saw him move. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5647 Harry intends to go mano a mano with the Grim Reaper. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5648 Grim, isn't it, Edward? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5649 The master of his own undoing to the very end. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5650 What a story! One of the Brothers Grim. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5651 You were right about 'the goth thing' being more than just a passing phase. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5652 It comes for everyone, dear. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5653 We're really gonna have to tighten our belts now. OR I wasn't expecting an open casket. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5654 Lay off the chess just this once, I said. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5655 I thought he requested to be buried with with his sand wedge. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5656 Adding a 3-Wood was a nice touch too. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5657 He wore his Sunday best everyday. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5658 He was always at the club in Florida. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5659 At least we have a life-lease on the condo. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5660 I hear he lost his health insurance. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5661 He's much more trouble than our last border... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5662 Poor thing. He looks like death. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5663 Well, he sure as hell isn't proud. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5664 This is very meta. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5665 Do you think her daughter-in-law chose her burial dress? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5666 They say you can't cheat death; wait till he sees our bill 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5667 I understand that he went long on nursing home stocks just before the end. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5668 Poor thing, he always complained of having nothing to eat. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5669 Your father and his pranks! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5670 He impaled himself while sharpening a pencil. He should have just used a sharpener. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5671 And we thought he just wanted to cut our lawn. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5672 You got a pin, Harold. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5673 Bottom of his class I recall, he never could understand Daylight Saving Time. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5674 They did a good job-tactful robe, I'm not sure, though, about the accessories. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5675 He would return to the office every day in such a good mood! Who’d of thought he’d harvest his own soul? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5676 Well Mabel, at least he led a scary good life. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5677 The past came back to haunt him. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5678 Who's going to take us away from here now? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5679 We seem at singularity moment... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5680 I'm telling you, it's a trap. Can you run faster than Gladys? Because I know you can't run faster than me. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5681 I always hoped he would have a higher calling 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5682 Pillow top or firm, that is the question? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5683 He looks very Grim!" "Yes he died very suddenly, apparently without any clues! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5684 He looks disturbingly lifelike. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5685 It might be a good time to learn a little about zombies. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5686 He was one hell of a farmer. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5687 Oh my God! Who's next? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5688 Suddenly, I'm not so certain about my taxes anymore 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5689 There goes my job as a life insurance agent. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5690 Death becomes her, doesn’t it? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5691 Is it what you hoped it would be? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5692 That reminds me hon, I need to pick up a head of lettuce. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5693 Talk about your overkill... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5694 I guess we should’ve maxed out the 401k. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5695 All that money for embalming and they still look grim. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5696 Yeah, yeah, comfy. So we’ve seen the church and the funeral parlor. Now can you please get up and take us someplace that can help me avoid probate? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5697 He always liked costumes 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5698 Who picked out that suit?! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5699 He doesn't look like himself... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5700 All that for a softer mattress. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5701 Reap what you sow, I always told him. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5702 His final moments, he was hit by a scythe, he began to writhe, and he started to tithe. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5703 It's nice that he makes the time to go home for the holidays. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5704 I honestly didn't believe that those kids in Silicone Valley could actually beat him. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5705 Well, you can’t say he didn’t believe in equal opportunity. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5706 Pity he was too mean to buy a mower. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5707 This takes standby travel to a whole new level. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5708 The angels are starting spring training. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5709 Is he trying to be ironic? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5710 It was a ricochet. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5711 At least he'll know people on the other side. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5712 Bless his heart. He never couldn't part with his security scythe. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5713 I heard this winter's flu was terrible but I wouldn't have dreamed it was this bad. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5714 I hope this doesn't make us immortal. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5715 Couldn't they find a smaller scythed coffin? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5716 I was never proud of him as a son 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5717 good old George always trying to dig his way out of a jam 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5718 I hear he still owed taxes. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5719 I guess we won't be having many more of these. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5720 He never wore a coat and tie. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5721 He had looked frail and bony toward the end. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5722 He looks grimmer than usual. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5723 It's not just his best suit, it's his only suit. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5724 They did a wonderful job. He looks quite lifelike. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5725 Even he finally gave up on Trump! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5726 He looks so um... um... dead. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5727 Who would have thought his time was up? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5728 Does this mean you're never going to die? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5729 Doesn't look a day over 2,000,000 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5730 What people will do to avoid TSA screening. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5731 Poor guy... cut down in his prime. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5732 Considering how long he has been around, he doesn't look too bad at all. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5733 Did the tax collector find him too? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5734 Hop in. I no longer do House calls. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5735 It's classic Karma. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5736 He is faking it! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5737 I told him not to wear that costume to the irony party. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
5738 He told me he was going to heaven when he died and was planning to find all the SOBs that screwed him and send them right to hell where they belong. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5739 God is dead, death is dead, vive the Artificial Intelligence 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5740 Shouldn't he check his hand baggage? He'll never make it through security. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5741 An utterly unpredictable suicide, indeed. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5742 Wow. You think LA was over-crowded before. This is going to lead to a real population crisis. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5743 I suppose this means we are never going to die. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5744 Do you mind? We already purchased this casket. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5745 Do you think it's bad luck to peek under his hoodie? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5746 I think he's just taking a nap. Should I wake him up and tell him that my fish died this morning Harold. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5747 As they say, "dead is dead." 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5748 It was inevitable. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5749 Judging from his appearance he certainly doesn't look grim 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5750 When he was a little boy and his cat died, he said 'See ya later.' 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5751 I confess I feel a tingling in my loins. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5752 A case of suicide. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5753 The scythe does look a bit like a boomerang, but I would never have expected this to happen. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5754 Halloween always was his favorite holiday 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5755 Maybe we don't need health insurance any more. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5756 His stalking days are over. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5757 There really IS someone for everyone. I guess even the Grim Reaper finally met his match. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5758 A scythe for sore eyes. As you sow, so shall you reap. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5759 Oh dear, and we thought he'd get us first. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5760 I told him not to scratch that itch on his shoulder. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5761 Turnabout is fair play. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5762 Seriously. He looks better than he did when he was dead. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5763 Golly Bob, we're getting Really old. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5764 No, this is just where he like to take a nap. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5765 Don't fall for it, there are Tootsie Roll wrappers all over the alley. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5766 Wel, He always said he wasn't long for the job 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5767 He may need that where he is going! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5768 The Special Counsel Investigation was too much for him. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5769 It was him or me. Grammy don't play that. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5770 You got him Bernice, you guilted him into dying 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5771 I didn't say renew our vows, Harold, I said we should review them. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5772 I hear the funeral director killed himself. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5773 That's absurd! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5774 He once was the target on a celebrity roast. By the next year everybody was dead. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5775 He always said I was going to go first. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5776 He looks so much better without the death-warmed-over look. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5777 I suppose it was just a matter of time. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5778 Guess where he's going when this is over. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5779 Gee, maybe this’ll turn out just like “Cocoon.” 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5780 Don't you just hate it when someone is lying down on the job? He promised to pick me up 2 hours ago! How about you? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5781 Power nap. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5782 The last time I spoke with him, he said something about a busman's holiday. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5783 I would have thought that the baby-ringing-in-the-New-Year costume would have been more his style. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5784 Resetting Daylight Saving Time proved fatal. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5785 Coffin Mannequin:The Grim Reaper's Day Job 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5786 Looks like we're gonna' be here a while. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5787 According to our vows we must divorce. We agreed Till death do us part 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5788 What a shame; he was so active! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5789 I suppose, it was a higher calling. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5790 I warned him the habit would kill him. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5791 Who would've thought that he was vulnerable to a bad heart? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5792 Get up, Grim. Your mother and I are going to dinner with the Crumps and you're in charge of your little sister. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5793 Scythe was always a gentleman. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5794 I don't think I'll be able to find a new Mah Jong partner by Thursday. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5795 I heard someone told him being 90 was the new 70 and so he decided to give up. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5796 So that's what it means to outlive death. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5797 He always said he wanted to be buried with the farm equipment. I've got the tractor outside. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5798 She's finally reunited with your dear father. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5799 mmmmmmm 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5800 You took ‘my love for nature’ a little too far, honey!! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5801 Alas, his stress test, became his season finale! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5802 He looks so natural there. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5803 Actually, he looks more alive than ever 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5804 The world has lost a great talent. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5805 It's a final resting place, so shoo; there's no rest for the wicked. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5806 „You do realize that we‘re now out of our jobs, don‘t you?“ 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5807 Will he need it where he's going? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5808 I told him to take the packable one, but noooo..he insisted on the regular. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5809 Well, at least we'll be immortal. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5810 They say it was a bad case of diarrheaper. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5811 Do you think I should finally get that nose job? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5812 Remind me to speak with the embalmer. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5813 Did he pay his taxes? ? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5814 The farm wont be the same. He couldn't stack the hay and straw but sure could scythe it. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5815 Live by the gun, die by the gun. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5816 I have the sneaking suspicion that he is here to scare us to death. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5817 They never do a good job with the make up 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5818 I've never seen a yarmulke quite like that one. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5819 I warned him, it was gonna be either him or me. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5820 I’m not ready for immortality at my age. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5821 It was Mel with the hoe and Murray with the Sickle ... right? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5822 I told you we should have gotten rid of that full length mirror in the hall. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5823 Wow, I guess no one’s safe. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5824 It speaks to how far reaching the opioid epedemic really is 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5825 I hope you remembered to warn the gravediggers, Walter. You know they'll charge a premium. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5826 I guess what mows around comes to ground. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5827 He's never looked so life like. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5828 I told him to lay off the fried foods, but did he listen? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5829 Nothing in his life became him like the taking of it. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5830 Who's this? Never seen him before, as if I'd wanna! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5831 That reminds me - our grass needs cutting again. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5832 I hope this doesn't mean we're immortal. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5833 I hear he paid taxes. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5834 He was our best. it will be hard to fill his robe and scythe 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5835 And I thought he'd live forever. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5836 He said he's not going back to work until they get all the NRA money out of Washington. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5837 They asked him to spell 'scythe' once too often. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5838 Death has finally caught up to himself. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5839 You sir, suck 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5840 Well this is Grimm Brother, but You reap what you sow. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5841 Oh my, we need to contact our broker. Our time horizon is not set to eternity. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5842 After all those years of role playing, he couldn't be separated from his scythe! 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
5843 It was bound to happen. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5844 Amazing...he looks so unnatural. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5845 So that's why they don't fear the reaper. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5846 That was always his favorite at Halloween parties. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5847 I see Death people. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5848 Finally, we don’t have to worry about death. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5849 Too bad it's Halloween -- we'll never know if this is real. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5850 I told the cosmetologist quite distinctly: 'Grim Reaper', with an 'M'. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5851 The scythe is a good touch. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5852 Well, they certainly did a great job at the mortuary. He's never looked so lifelike. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5853 It is sad, but what goes around comes around. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5854 He did not want to bury the hatchet with us! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5855 He: "The Grim Reaper has adopted the subtle manners of Donald Trump." She: "Or vice-versa." 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5856 I heard he had a heart attack going through a haunted house. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5857 Pretty sure we weren't expected to outlive him. I'll call our retirement guy. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5858 Is this what they mean by "doubling down?" 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5859 Just the other day we spoke about my daughter-in-law. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5860 It's so heartwarming to see some realize his potential. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5861 Of course Death was Catholic. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5862 Maybe this is what he meant by, "Til death do us part." 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5863 I'd be more concerned if he was pointing downward. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5864 Gee, Death's gotten a little ostentatious these days 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5865 Funny, he didn't look that sickle. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5866 Well, there are three horseman left out there. We might still have the Apocalypse. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5867 He never could give up his day job. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5868 The deluxe casket comes with an emotional support tool. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5869 Maybe now he'll settle down and find his soul mate. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5870 I said you were diggin' your own grave. So you've Reapped what you've sown and you can't take it with you!" 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5871 He looks much shorter in person. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5872 I want to point and laugh but, perhaps a GoFundMe account would be more prudent. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5873 Always the joker, that Marvin. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5874 I thought he’d have a fancier casket. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5875 Nice makeup job. Looks peaceful. Not so grim. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5876 Nah...He's just resting... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5877 Too bad, even now he doesn't fit in. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5878 So how grim do you feel now! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5879 We hadn’t planned on this... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5880 hey Sally, I thought I told you to close the lid! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5881 Laying flat on my back trough all of eternity? please promise you’ll bury me standing up. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5882 This will have a deadly effect on cartoon art. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5883 Paul never missed an opportunity to go meta. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5884 I think he just killed the funeral industry. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5885 Donne didi done! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5886 We should have been kinder to him. I never thought he would do this to himself. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5887 Is this the death or irony or is he ironically dead? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5888 Does this mean we can finally go back to Kansas? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5889 His tweets had been so morbid lately. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5890 Does this mean we get to live forever? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5891 If he wasn't mine, and he wasn't yours, then whose damn loved one was he? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5892 I told him moving knight to f3 was a mistake. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5893 This must be one of those new themed funerals, Oliver. Remember how he was always humming, “these are a few of my favorite things.” 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5894 Nope. He doesn't have Global Re-entry. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5895 So I guess death won’t be parting us... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5896 What manual says about picking up aliens? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5897 No one has really survived 2018. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5898 Talk about a Goldilocks moment. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5899 He was in law school when he started cross dressing. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5900 I think he's just trying it out for scythe. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5901 The lifeblood of our business, gone. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5902 What goes around, comes around ... not a moment too soon 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5903 "He looks so Angelic". 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5904 Does this mean things will be less grim around here? Because we could really use that. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5905 All right, keep his name on all short term projects, but delete it from long term ones 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5906 And...it comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5907 Next time you come after me, I’ll really give you the business. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5908 "He looks as pale as his horse". 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5909 We never should’ve put it on Airbnb. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5910 A one-bed in Queens . . . cheaper than Downtown, I guess. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5911 He sure did love Blue Oyster Cult. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5912 I told you your brother-in-law’s funeral home was a bad investment idea. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5913 Can you shut the top? It’s freezing. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5914 We will NEVER escape Taxes! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5915 Well, what do you know, the Grim Reaper just whacked himself. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5916 Don’t get in the kitchen, if you can’t stand the heat 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5917 And I thought barber college would be a good experience for him, Jerry, and then he could go to work for my brother. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5918 I will always remember Death just this way 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5919 I told him that tofu was rotten, but he was soooo cavalier about it! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5920 It's amazing what you can do with iCloud and a 3D printer! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5921 That is why every one is so terrible. They have nothing left to be afraid of. Death is dead. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5922 I suppose no one is immune... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5923 Poor Grimmy, he had so much more of death to look forward to. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5924 Who will tell him? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5925 Halloween was always his favorite holiday. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5926 If you come after our family, we'll put you in the ground. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
5927 No, he's trying it out for you.... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5928 What do you think, Morton? Should we regret his passing? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5929 Poor Harold. He thought the man coming was just cutting the wheat field! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5930 We are the first generation of immortals. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5931 He always was a very grim fellow. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5932 No, I don't think a navy suit would have worked. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5933 I think this is taking Cosplay just a little too far. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5934 He never saw it coming. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5935 Now, I’m definitely changing my withholding. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5936 I wouldn't say grim, exactly. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5937 Lying down on the job! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5938 Personification finally caught up to him 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5939 Now that he's gone, we can count on a few more years. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5940 He looks so dead inside 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5941 He has your Mother's nose. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5942 "Death comes to All of us." Sigh... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5943 Sigh...th 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5944 And tomorrow we're doing his taxes. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5945 He knocked on the vacuum cleaner salesman’s door ... swung and missed ... bit the dust instead. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5946 I'd say it's ironic but c'mon, he was a walking skeleton! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5947 Sad, but he had it coming to him. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5948 Are we too early? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5949 Scrooge's retort: 'I hope the shadow of Death and his sickle will be buried in a sealed casket inside a sealed vault!' No more ghosts to haunt me!! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5950 He though he was going on a holiday. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5951 "Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly went ahead without me...thank goodness. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5952 When you don't care of yourself, you reap what you sow. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5953 I wonder who will be running the escort service now? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5954 I warned him not to go freelance. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5955 I wish he hadn't taken up hockey at his age. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5956 He said, just in case there's a dress code. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5957 Sure doesn't look like him. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5958 Next to you, Howard, I've never seen anyone so lazy! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5959 Well, I guess that’s it! We’re here forever! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5960 All it took was an itchy nose. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5961 I heard he got the insider's discount. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5962 Poisoned--garlic overdose, I heard. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5963 Now there's an app for that. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5964 I want a divorce. I'm not spending eternity with you. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5965 He had so much to live for 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5966 Somebody alert H.P. Lovecraft that he was right about the strange aeons. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5967 He choked on Arm and Sickle Baking Soda. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5968 It's the wrong size for him, don't you think? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5969 Who's going to cut the lawn now? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5970 And his taxes? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5971 Well, there's nothing in the regulations about NOT picking up hitchhikers. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5972 Could you ask if they charged us for embalming and makeup? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5973 His dying words were "I think I'd look great in that outfit." 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5974 I guess this means we'll have an even l-o-n-g-e-r life together. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5975 Ashes to Ashes... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5976 Morty was a Bergman fan to the end but he couldn't play chess worth a damn. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5977 That's pretty grim! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5978 I told him I was armed and ready to use it! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5979 He met himself in a parallel universe. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5980 Well, he went to Europe to find himself. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5981 I can’t say I’m surprised. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5982 Looks like he finally reaped what he sowed 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5983 I guess we will live forever now. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5984 Aaaah, he's just playing possum. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5985 I'd been telling him for years that he needed to cut back on red meat... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5986 No resurrection likely here ! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5987 Well, I heard Halloween was her favorite holiday. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5988 He was right, you know, when he said he never lived to see the day. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5989 Saturday Night Live just won't be the same without him...! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5990 See, I told you these were strange eons. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5991 Don't worry, Harry. Just explain to the judge that it was self-defense! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5992 He's bound to recognize many familiar faces 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5993 He was superfluous anyway. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5994 These times are even too much for death! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5995 And yet he looks so lifelike. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5996 Sad. Just wore himself out working for billions of years. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5997 I'm going to miss wishing he'd show up to those Seders. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5998 Hate to admit, but I used Obamacare. 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
5999 Our 401k will never last us. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6000 I think I'm ready, but who will come for us now? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6001 He had to pay his taxes too. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6002 Do you think it was physician assisted? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6003 Talk about a busman’s holiday! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6004 We should have sent him to Military School when we had the chance. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6005 He must have gone to therepy. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6006 I always said he looked like the grim reaper. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6007 I can't believe we outlived our own son. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6008 The irony of it... choking to death on your birthday cake! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6009 I thought I was just making a funny turn of phrase when I said “Reaper, reap thyself.” 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6010 No good deed goes unpunished. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6011 After all, he reaped as he reaped. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6012 I bet he is sorry now he scythed down all the flowers 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6013 Even he couldn't afford the insurance cover. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6014 I told you he'd be no match for old man Harold. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6015 Right to the end...a scythe queen. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6016 Kinda debunks my theory that death squared equals life. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6017 I swear it was self defense. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6018 As Confucius said, the beginning of wisdom is to call things by their proper name. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6019 He always seemed full of spontaneity and whimsey. How much more traditional can you get? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6020 -Is this Death? -Ho no, not at all, it's the Circus Contemporary Art New Manifesto. Very alive right now. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6021 If he’s gone our days are numbered! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6022 Death took a holiday and came back with ebola. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6023 And I was just thinking about him the other day. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6024 I guess we'll be living longer. Have to recalculate our annuity. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6025 Shame, I told him to use a 9 iron ! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6026 Why do I feel like we're in the wake of a trick? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6027 Death be not proud! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6028 So grim ! Repear to meet your maker 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6029 I'm thinking this ,"Senior Early Bird Buffet" may have been a ruse! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6030 So this is what the death of irony looks like. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6031 He loved life in all its different ways. He just couldn't take it all in. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6032 This is for airline cartoon in March 5 issue: "Some people will do anything to avoid the extra fees." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6033 Do you think he knows that the whole of humanity is laughing at–not with–him? 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6034 He's lost weight. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6035 You put it together wrong. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6036 He designed his own modular office. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6037 We should've sprung for some skin. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6038 I guess that the Grim Reaper needed a time out. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6039 And I just did his taxes 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6040 Martha, OMG!! That's your Uncle Bill. I thought he was away on business. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6041 He always said he would kill for that hoodie! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6042 That reminds me, it must be tax season. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6043 Now death has to stare us in the face. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6044 It's aspirational. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6045 He worked himself to death. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6046 It was an open and shut case 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
6047 I wish they would bring back that t.v. show 'Monk'. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
6048 He didn't look like that when he was alive. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6049 I told him it wouldn’t work. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6050 I doubt he will be missed 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6051 Does that mean we can go skydiving now? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6052 The new mortician is taking their job a bit too gravely. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6053 I told him to lighten up. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6054 He looks livelier than ever. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6055 He looked pale the last time he appeared before me. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6056 George, look. Even the Reaper died. He was our last hope. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6057 'He finally reaped what he sowed." or "He finally got what he came for." 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6058 At least he dropped his first choice: the pearly gates tableau. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6059 It's like when the bus driver gets off of the bus -- who's going to close the door? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6060 The irony of death 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6061 farewell dear borris - is that a spade I see before me ? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6062 His name was Satire. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6063 A grim ending for The Reaper... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6064 Is that an American scythe or an Austrian scythe? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6065 Live by the sword... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6066 Does this mean we don't have to file our income tax anymore? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6067 No. He's doing his stand-up. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6068 I suggested he try this one on for scythe. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6069 Alas, poor Boris. I knew him, Harry, when he could handle both his job and his vodka. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6070 Guess his scythe hurt his psyche 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6071 Looks like nap time for the Grim Reaper. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6072 Well, it serves him right, I told him outsiders were not welcome. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6073 I never fully grasped the depth of his obsession with the grim reaper. But looking at him here, I definitely see the resemblance. He does looks like death warmed over. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6074 Poor Steve is daid. Poor Steve Bannon is daid... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6075 Never could keep it simple... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6076 Maybe he's not done yet 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6077 The way I heard it, he was proud. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6078 I told him he wouldn't fit in if he didn't get rid of that thing. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6079 I hear they're burying him with his dark horse. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6080 Turns out he's afraid of the dark. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6081 “He’d just grown a little too confident with that scythe.” “He looks so natural, like he’ll pop up any minute now and go right back to reaping souls.” “He looks so natural, like he’ll pop up any minute now and reap our souls. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6082 He looks so natural lying there. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6083 I guess we don't have to worry about him being buried alive. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6084 The school shootings took the fun out of it for him 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6085 Does this mean the rest of us finally get eternal life? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6086 I'm going to contact our broker and have her buy shares in nursing homes. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6087 You gently remove the scythe and I'll slam the lid. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6088 What goes around comes around. At least he'll be buried in his favorite suit. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6089 Agh! They did a terrible job of making him up. He looks too pale! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6090 I hope he's happy in the "before-death". 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6091 Yes of course I feel bad, but it was either him orus. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6092 Like the man said, “Death, Be Not Proud.” 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6093 I'm rubber, you're glue... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6094 He tried to get ahead of himself and reaped as he'd sown. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6095 Well, it has started out as a strange aeon, I guess Lovecraft was right. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6096 That will never make it past security. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6097 Yes, that's certain. Taxes have been too, pending release. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6098 I am sorry to see him go, i was hoping for a visit from him 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6099 Early retirement must be nice. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6100 All those years we thought he wasn't serious about making our life insurance policy a good investment. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6101 You have to agree, George, death became her. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6102 so, should we cancel the term life?' "free at last, free at last" "boy Fred, just in time heh?" "now, if we could just get our youth back" "who said there's no rest for the wicked" "so, do we still need a will? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6103 Yep.... That’s him alright. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6104 Guess he had it coming. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6105 He always loved Halloween. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6106 Now do you believe me? The Mayan Apocalypse actually happened. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6107 Your mom used to say, “ he should live so long”. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6108 I’m starting to believe all the Chuck Norris hype. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6109 So much for a sense of relief---did you catch the rest of the family? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6110 Harold, did you remember to bring the pin? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6111 He received so little encouragement, he felt his life lacked purpose. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6112 Unfortunately, the President didn't believe in him either. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6113 He looks as natural as the day we found him on the doorstep. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6114 Now that he's gone, it looks like we didn't save enough for retirment. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6115 He always did enjoy a good meta narrative. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6116 Does this mean we're next? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6117 Couldn't they make him look little more grim? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6118 It had to happen some time.... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6119 Does it go without saying that he looks sooo natural? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6120 The world has lost a true icon. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6121 He died of natural causes. Dying came to him naturally. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6122 Look on the bright side. We can cancel our life insurance policies. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6123 Does this mean we're gonna live forever? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6124 He finally reaped himself." "Grim. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6125 We were only acquaintances. Those who knew him best aren't able to say a few words. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6126 This certainly puts paid to the concept of ZPG. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6127 Now that he's finally dead, he looks so peaceful. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6128 Get them before they get you 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6129 Maybe he was too proud. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6130 It was the sticks and stones that finished him off. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6131 He wanted to take his pitching wedge. Thought he could slice his way into heaven. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6132 Oh dear, does this mean we'll live forever? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6133 I can't believe the Grim Reaper is dead 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6134 His humanity metrics kept falling behind. In desperation, he tacked a bump stock to the scythe...and a misfire hoisted him by his own petard! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6135 There goes our retirement plans. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6136 What happened? That's not your brother! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6137 Uncle Jim always did put up a good fight. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6138 He was always larger than life. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6139 He was proud 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6140 Better double down on your pension 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6141 Who thought Trump could do this ...to him! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6142 Good thing he winnowed all the wheat before he passed! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6143 With him gone, it's going to get really crowded around here. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6144 Does this mean we'll live forever? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6145 The grim don't usually have a peaceful rest. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6146 Does this mean we'll live forever? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6147 Like Clint said Ralph, "We all got it com'in". 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6148 As if we need a fuckin' placeholder! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6149 I noticed he’d died a few cartoons ago, but I had no idea it was for real. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6150 The good news is I can give you a discount on embalming services. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6151 He just gave up the ghost when they wouldn't let him upgrade to the AR-15. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6152 Believe me, he’s not Donne. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6153 Wow! That old hippy really is high! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6154 He must have used all of his frequent flyer miles. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6155 I understand that no family members have survived him... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6156 Damn fool let his life insurance lapse. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6157 AI scares me to death too. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6158 We all knew her condition was life-threatening... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6159 I know how you feel dear, I recently lost my little Chihuahua. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6160 Does this mean we can get that time share now? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6161 I heard he was estranged from his kids but this is ridiculous. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6162 How the tables are turned! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6163 I always had him pegged for a devil. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6164 Maybe he's just napping, I'm ready to go. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6165 He looks like death! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6166 He always did creep me out. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6167 Henry took resurrection seriously. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6168 I contributed $5.99 to the 'Go Fund Me' page.Next thing I knew we were invited. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6169 While I thought his passing would bring me a scythe of relief, I still don’t like him. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6170 Looks as if we'll have to revise our itinerary... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6171 If Chuck Norris says it’s not his time, it’s not his time. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6172 God dammit. What are we gonna do now? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6173 God is not mocked; for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6174 I didn’t think he’d look so proud! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6175 How could this happen? Karma! What goes around, comes around. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6176 Well, it worked perfectly well in the Everglades! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6177 I 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6178 It's hard to believe he's actually gone. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6179 Death is dead , two negatives make a positive hence ... He Is Alive ! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6180 Crap--there go my plans for a fatal heart attack before the next election. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6181 this is grim and i am no weeper 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6182 He's dead tired. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6183 Looks like this time death lost. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6184 Morty always has been a slippery one. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6185 He looks great, but you should have seen him last week. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6186 That's a surprise! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6187 They used to trim their fingernails. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6188 Well Walter, more bad news about our retirement account being inadequately funded. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6189 I guess God needed another angel. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6190 No closure, ever! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6191 It must be his coffee break. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6192 Now we face everlasting life with Social Security going broke! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6193 Shall we touch him to make sure he's dead? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6194 They said he had a condition 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6195 Damn, now we will live together forever. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6196 Well he got his just desserts. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6197 Karma finally got him. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6198 Who would had thought it would be the common cold that wiped him out? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6199 Just because his name is Reaper doesn't mean he has to be a relative. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6200 That's the guy I told you about --he said his plan provides everything for retirement 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6201 Well, that changes everything! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6202 He looks a little warmed over to me. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6203 I forgot to wind the clock ! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6204 "This one has nice neck and back support but I am afraid it may be breathable". 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6205 I don't fear death anymore... but I fear that damn weapon. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6206 He was a lousy doctor. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6207 They did a lousy job on his make up. Look how pale he is. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6208 No, you can't take it with you! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6209 I wonder who he's taking with him this time? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6210 Now we'll never finish that game of chess. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6211 Looks like the death of dying. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6212 I never liked open coffins. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6213 We'll, everybody has to start somewhere. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6214 I knew he had sold his soul long ago, but when Trump said he'd made deal of a lifetime I would have never imagined this. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6215 The poor bastard never saw it coming. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6216 I guess we’ll need to contact the Bishop about an annulment 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6217 Does this mean I'm doomed to live in this body for eternity? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6218 He never looked so good in his life. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6219 There's dead and then there's Death. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6220 Well that’s official-now his taxes.. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6221 Does this mean we are here to stay? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6222 Till death do us part 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6223 I wonder who's going to do his taxes? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6224 He was a good scythe. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6225 I'm not sure about this Henry; they told me he's be warmed over. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6226 She never went anywhere without that scythe. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6227 Do you think we'll still get the obituary page? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6228 I think he was a famous Russian spy in a James Bond movie. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6229 They always said, "You can't escape death or taxes." 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
6230 So he strolls into my club, grabs the open mic, and says he’s going to kill. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6231 Says he overdosed on 'soul juice'. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6232 "Are you sure it's the right person?". 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6233 Death Coffin 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6234 He looks so lifelike, it's hard to believe he's gone. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6235 He always was a poseur. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6236 Is this the guy you thought was hanging around by the back door last week? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6237 He certainly did throw himself into his work. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6238 With him gone, I guess we're stuck here. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6239 They killed Kenny! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6240 Gee, who saw this coming? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6241 Better him than us. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6242 I knew I was contagious! I coughed in his face and he keeled right over! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6243 Does this mean we won't die anymore? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6244 No, he’s just in a time-out. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
6245 Was it suicide or natural causes? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6246 In certain professions, empathy can kill you. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6247 No riders, he's a cloud hitchhacker. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6248 Uh-oh they say death comes in threes. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6249 I told the sob not to take on my Ernie! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6250 I know this is going to sound really random but we ought to cancel our cable service. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6251 Wow, he's finally gone. I guess we can stop worrying about our own mortality now. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6252 he was just out of time. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6253 I always said " Don't look so grim." 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6254 Darn. Now we'll have to recalculate our retirement plan. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6255 Don't give me that what we sew we also reap business! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6256 Lived by the scythe, reaped by the scythe. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6257 Times over 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6258 How are you fixed for blades NOW? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6259 I guess John Donne was right. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6260 I kept telling him not to touch himself. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6261 Immortality is a lot more mundane than I imagined. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6262 Preposterous hubris of human being 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
6263 Every week...same story...wants it to surprise a friend he says. Comfy sir? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6264 I kept telling him it was only a matter of time but he wouldn't listen. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6265 They couldn't remove the hoodie for an open casket? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6266 There goes our retirement plans. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6267 So much for ZPG! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6268 The Grim Reaper, 2018: Ironic Phase 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6269 Bernoulli would have given him a ‘lift’ 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6270 It must have been a case of 'hot pursuit.' 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6271 In the end, you reap what you sow. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
6272 Once a prankster always a prankster. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6273 Well now what? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6274 If you think rest home rooms were tough to get before... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6275 Modern medicine saved the rest of us.... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6276 He must've been kicked off an overbooked flight. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6277 They say he had been going downhill since his last divorce. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6278 You can’t expect much of a turnout for such a sow and sow. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6279 They said it was an accident, he doesn't look surprised. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
6280 He looks livelier now than he ever did. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6281 I should have never left him for you Barry! He was so handy around the house and in the garden. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6282 I've lost the will to live. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6283 Sickle cell scares me. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6284 Life killed him. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6285 I will always see him as our innocent little boy. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6286 Harvey always liked dramatic departures 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6287 I knew that shouldn’t have armed the first grade teacher. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6288 Over before we could say boo, hah. Our “boo” scared him to death. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6289 I guess his time was finally up. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6290 Now, Mrs Jones don’t be alarmed, Some days even the devil sits back and admirers my work. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6291 You put the scythe in please, dear 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6292 Go check if this means we can also stop paying our taxes 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6293 Counterintuitive! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6294 Is this something to do with that 'reap what you sow' stuff he was always talking about? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6295 The Grim Reaper's final harvest. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6296 Oy, so now we'll be married forever ?? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6297 I wonder if he saw it coming. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6298 He looks like death cooled down 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6299 I'm not sure. Maybe we could call an Uber. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6300 How can death die? And who's going to take over the grim reaping? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6301 While he looks so peaceful, we can still cremate. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6302 For the life of me I do not recognize the deceased 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6303 Satire's funeral. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6304 Evidently Phil's act didn't fool everyone. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6305 I always forget. Is it ' you sow what you reap, or reap what you sow'? I'm confused. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6306 Is that a threat? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6307 I don't think he looks grim. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6308 It’s at the request of the family. He’s being buried with his favorite scythe. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6309 I guess this really is the end. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6310 Henry, it looks like I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands . . . 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6311 Does " 'til death do us part" still apply? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6312 He should have known better, I told him I would leave after girls night out. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6313 Kind of like the shoemaker's children. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6314 They say he lost his job and then he lost his mind 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6315 All it took was being replaced by a robot. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6316 The hardest part of death is learning to live without them. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6317 The Reaper's seemed like a nice family, but I'm not surprised that Grim met an early demise. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6318 I think this explains why he incessantly played AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell.' 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6319 I guess he's off line. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6320 He looks so natural, doesn't he? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6321 I told him he was working himself to death and ought to take a vacation. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6322 Well shoot, that only leaves us with taxes, huh? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6323 I do admire Leonard Zelig's integrity. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6324 He was so alive before #Me too. 3 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6325 Is this a gender-neutral funeral? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6326 That was definitely one of the more interesting eulogies I've heard. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6327 Seriously Lynn, he doesn't look so good. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6328 Grim indeed, now what? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6329 Why is he in a coffin? I thought he would burn in hell? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6330 I did tell him Bobby not to go dressed like that to the Retirement Home, Ohh, he didn't have a chance. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6331 Now this model is a little more than we talked about, but give it 5 minutes and tell me what you think. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6332 OK, the sincerest form of flattery but maybe not the most effective. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6333 Say what you will, he tried hard to make up for his day job with all his philanthropic endeavors. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6334 Serves you right, smarty pants! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6335 I told him to lose the scythe. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6336 I imagine his untimely death could portend good news—for some couples. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6337 He was made redundant. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6338 They said that he had the time of his death last night 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6339 He never looked nicer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6340 I don't know if his hunger for attention is pathetic or funny, but he sure insists on always being in your face. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6341 Looks like he reaped himself. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6342 I always thought I would die before him. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6343 Did you put the For Sale sign out front yet? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6344 We're looking at Death's Dior 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6345 He must not have paid his taxes. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6346 Damn you Chuck Norris! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6347 I would have thought they would be a better sales person! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6348 If only he were as sharp as his scythe. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6349 He was there for me when I went through my divorce. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6350 They say he looked in a mirror 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6351 he was always there when it mattered most 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6352 He sure liked to sow, then to reap and sow again - such a full life. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6353 ... And he also killed as a landscaper 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6354 Well. I told him about that mirror time and time again. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6355 If I told him once, I've said another 100 times, 'No running in the house when you got sharp things in your hands!' 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6356 Let's call the accountant and make sure we need to file this year. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6357 She killed him with a vacuum cleaner. Apparently the only way to win was Dyson with Death. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6358 Good riddance. He always wanted us to keep the “th” silent. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6359 Who's going to take care of us now? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6360 Actually, I am feeling refreshed 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6361 Heaven Control directs us to runway J as in John, Three Sixteen-er. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6362 I guess the next guy gets a new scythe 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6363 I was thinking of killing myself. Now what am I going to do? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6364 Gosh, I suppose this means it didn't avoid Taxes, either. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6365 Now who do we tell when it's "our time?" 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6366 He was depressed because he missed us! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6367 Now that’s what I call a meta Morpheus. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6368 I think that's what the kids call karma. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6369 Applications are located to your left 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6370 Is that updated upholstery I feel? What a time to be alive! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6371 He said he wasn't going down without a fight. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6372 His IRA invested in crypto and next day he fell on his scythe. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6373 Too bad I just invested in funeral homes. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6374 Serves him right - he got a taste of his own medicine. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6375 Well, this one will not be coming back. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6376 did you just hear death say "til' death dies do we part."? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6377 I can still hear him saying, 'ABC...Always be closing.' 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6378 "You would think he would have wanted to be cremated". 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6379 Huh...apparently the AR-15 worked on him! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6380 He seemed so alive just last week. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6381 Serves him right! About time for a little payback. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6382 Like we told you; you can never go home. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6383 I hope he left a will. I've heard he did a lot of sowing with all that reaping. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6384 "My guess is he'll give this one four stars". 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6385 I told him not to mess with Chuck Norris. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6386 Looks warmed over. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6387 Well, he was always a little different. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6388 So I told him, 'I didn't ask for a scythe order of death.' And he collapsed. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6389 He looks so natural. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6390 It was a tragic case of physician heal thyself. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6391 There goes our social life. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
6392 ...an AR-15, eh? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6393 I'll bet that Lake of Fire is a real bitch. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6394 It's what he wanted but I'll miss his stories. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6395 Does this mean it's the end of all of us - the end of all of us? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
6396 I suspect it was DirecTV 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6397 As humans we've finally achieved immortality through technology, yet I'm stuck with this body. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6398 He was a big Charles Bronson fan! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6399 Enough with the drama! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6400 No tweets from here I hope... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6401 I must have told him a thousand times. “What goes around, comes around...” but he never listened and now he has to wear black to the funeral. What can I say? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6402 Now when your times up they send a sex robot. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6403 There is a light at the end of the rainbow. With the Grim Ripper dead, we will now have eternal life..but do we want it with all the guns, shooting, and corruption?" "Lord, please let me take his place. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6404 He tried on Tommy's VR glasses and met himself in a game. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6405 I don't expect a crowd at the funeral Love. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6406 What 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6407 Don’t he look natural? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
6408 I was hoping the undertaker would have dressed him in something more cheery. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6409 Asleep on the job again! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6410 He must have seen The Emoji Movie. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6411 From what I understand, the whole process was converted to a mobile app. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6412 I was expecting more of a puckish smile. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6413 I was so looking forward to his visit . 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6414 The mortician did a good job." "Yeah, still looks alive. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6415 "Death was always getting in are way". 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6416 I told you my chess group would come in handy. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6417 See folks? It's that easy. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6418 Oy, I can't decide if he is a putz or a mensch. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6419 I hear it was burnout finally got him. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6420 He never could fit in. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6421 Do you know the cause? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6422 After the Trump wall they are trying new ways to cross the border. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6423 Last time one of these guys kicked we were out of business for about three months, or so. How's Aruba sound? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6424 He looks warmed over, but not proud. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6425 I hear the kids are suing for wrongful death. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6426 Pay no attention to him he just finally finished his taxes. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6427 Wasn't he reaped by one of his own? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6428 Even the grim reaper has a grim reaper......who knew? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6429 That smile, though. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6430 I knew those selfies were dangerous. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6431 And now, who the hell will be tearing us apart? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6432 In his case, no sewing, all reaping. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6433 Gotcha last. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6434 Thank goodness we bought long-term care insurance. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6435 goes to show ya it can happen to anyone-slipped on some ice -its over! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6436 What was the point? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6437 I heard it was the all the crisis actors that did him in. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6438 So this is how your brother Mort cheated Death? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6439 No more Death sounds good but I'll miss his quiche. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6440 ... and now what ? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6441 So I guess we no longer can count on dying 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6442 Now what do we do? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6443 Now we're in real trouble with over population. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6444 I guess 'Time' finally caught up with him! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6445 They didn’t do such a bad job with him. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6446 Hmm... Death takes a busman's holiday. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6447 This year’s crop must have been especially bad 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6448 He's in victim empathy training. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6449 Does this mean we are the last ones standing? Frick. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6450 Death finds a way. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6451 -“And with stranger aeons, even death may die.” -lol wut 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6452 I always felt he was a bearer of bad news. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6453 He didn't realize the appointment in Sumera was for him. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6454 They say someone quoted 'Physician heal thyself' to him. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6455 I didn't know it was contagious. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6456 I won't dare axe how he died? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6457 Tweet dreams, darlin'. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6458 Like me, he needed a firm deadline to get things done. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6459 I wonder if they had a succession plan? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6460 Still think we should have paid for those Performance Art classes? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6461 Does this mean what I think it means? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6462 He looks almost lifelike. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6463 He was always such a smart dresser. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6464 He was a good son. People would just die just to be near him. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6465 No one should outlive their child, but hey. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6466 Irony was his middle name. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6467 Martin Shkreli was not a good man. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6468 His time was up. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6469 Doesn't he look like himself? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6470 We usually wait, but you guys are slated for an early arrival. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6471 Halloween was his favorite day of the year. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6472 I don't think this means we have eternal life. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6473 He just didn’t see that combine coming. Big Ag has beat the reaper 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6474 Not bad for a decoy. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6475 He wanted a thematic funeral but I don't know how to fit that darn sickle into the coffin! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6476 He's never looked less grim. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6477 Nobody can cheat 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6478 He's never looked so natural. 1.1538 0.06939 52 47 2 3
6479 Well, if God is dead, doesn't it make sense that Death is too? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6480 This casket must be just right. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6481 I guess this means we can shred the will. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6482 Well, I guess all things come to an end. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6483 They did a good job on his make-up - he looks very lifelike. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6484 A “Reaper Sleeper”! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6485 Death really does come to us all! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6486 Live by the sword, die by the sword. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6487 May the Reap R.I.P. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6488 What comes around,goes around. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6489 Now we can look forward to a nice long life. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6490 Better than wasting a perfectly good suit. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6491 Oh, he looks so deathlike! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6492 Who's going to take care of us now? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6493 I told him he needed help, but he just wouldn't listen. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6494 I figured I'd beat him there. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6495 In the digital economy, nothing dies, so his position was eliminated. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
6496 He loved putting people out of business, and out of commission, if you know what I mean. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6497 I think Jimmy's trying to tell us something. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6498 Hmmm. Maybe he was too good at cosplay. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
6499 So this is what it feels like 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6500 Well, now who's gonna reap us? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6501 He said, Harold, that he's been waiting here for you. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6502 I thought you said Death's door would be a closed casket. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6503 You reap as you mow 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6504 So that's what death looks like? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6505 Can you hear me, David? I said, "Don't be proud." 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6506 It's his safe space. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6507 His bones are so white and natural-looking you wouldn't think he was Death. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6508 He wanted a different a different perspective. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6509 I guess he wanted one for the road. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6510 Do you suppose this means that now we’re all immortal? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6511 Well at least he didn't give up without a fight. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6512 It’s a boy! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6513 The scythe is passed 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6514 I never thought this day would come--I finally have a chance to use the word meta. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6515 Looks like the steel tariff cost him his job. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6516 Well, Fred, looks like "till death do us part" is no longer in the cards. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6517 He was an architect of his own demise. Should have used hand sanitizer. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6518 He just collapsed when he saw the price of a new aluminum scythe 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6519 He's in a better place. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6520 They sure do make 'em look life-like! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6521 He looks so generic. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6522 Maybe if we gave him a sickle instead we could close the goddam lid! 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
6523 Looks like he finally got his death-wish. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6524 That’s his best suit? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6525 There have been no deaths reported since the Grim Reaper died. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6526 I don't understand the image. What's the pole coming into the head of the casket? What is the shape where the head should be? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6527 See what happens when you die during a gravediggers strike! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6528 "Why such a sparkling scythe, plus he died with that silly grin. No heart for that job, I'll say. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6529 He looks so peaceful, Howard. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6530 Oh, no! If Death is dead we're going to have to live forever and be responsible to next generations for all of eternity. This will be a worse job than being a cherubim or seraphim who has to chant with ceaseless voice and sleepless eye. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6531 Snuffed out in the prime of death. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6532 At least he can't get sneak up and get us now. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6533 He died a very grim death... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6534 pray for the redundent 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6535 She thought no one could come for her. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6536 They won't be able to shut the lid. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6537 They call it doubling down 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6538 Stop 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6539 Maybe he'd be willing to keep the cemetery lawn tidy. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6540 At least they made him look good for the funeral. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6541 I suppose God got tired of being up-staged. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6542 Oh, my! The Trump administration took its toll on him too. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6543 So who’s next in line? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6544 Arthur, I feel this is too macabre for your sickle cell anemia campaign! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6545 I know deliveries are tough, but the break room would be a better place for a nap ! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6546 We should have known he was just one of Death's elves. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6547 Always knew she’s cheat death... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6548 I wonder what happens to our longevity? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6549 Just deserts? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6550 You sure it's the whim greeter? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6551 He looks so cute when he's sleeping. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6552 Never met the guy, but now that he's done, I kinda wish we'd gotten the chance to chat 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6553 He looked better on the reality show. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6554 Huh? Are we immortal now? Oy! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6555 They did a good job...He's never looked better 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6556 Oh, Harvey, no one told us it was going to be a masquerade-themed funeral. We’ll be the only ones not in costume. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6557 And with him, our dreams of retirement die as well. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6558 He's irreplaceable! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6559 He and his twin had a stare-down. He won. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6560 He was always so darn serious. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6561 His HMO was not so great! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6562 You promised us it would be death do us part... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6563 Early Bird is going to get crowded. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6564 Ironically, he died after tripping and falling on his scythe. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6565 I always said that the smoke would kill him one day. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6566 Not to worry. He had himself cloned. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6567 He took my crock pot with him. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6568 Where oh death is your victory? Where, oh death, is your sting? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6569 What a waste, those 3 years in federal prison, because he didn't believe in taxes either. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6570 Didn't anyone ever tell him not to run with sharp objects? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6571 Who's gonna cut the grass now? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6572 He couldn't even fake his own death right. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6573 I this what they mean by until death to us part? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6574 I guess a diet of human flesh and bones wasn't a good idea, huh? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6575 Well, yes of course...but he always looked, "Peaceful. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6576 I knew we got the cryogenic subscription too soon. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6577 He tried to kill the #MeToo movement. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6578 I told you that we should have got him the scythes size. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6579 The old dear left me his collection of Precious Moments. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6580 His nanny told me the poor sap didn't even invest in life insurance. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6581 Dang! You really can't take it with you. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6582 He looks at peace. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6583 Cremation is so much cheaper. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6584 I say sell our funeral home stocks! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6585 Guess what Mel? Blue Oyster Cult was right after all.... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6586 Fight or flight? He's always been an enigma. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6587 A scythe? How are we supposed to get this thing to close, Goerge? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6588 I think he was just trying to be funny. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6589 It was an occupational hazard. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6590 On a lighter note, Mom was right. Heart attacks are good for the face. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6591 Did he just say the line starts HERE! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6592 "Till death do us part," they said. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6593 The late Mr. Smidget. Even death has to wait for him. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6594 I hear Alaniss Morissette will be singing a dirge. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6595 I wonder if he’ll stay dead this time 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6596 Gone too soon 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6597 I told him not to interrupt my show. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6598 It should have been me. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6599 He looks so peaceful now, doesn’t he? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6600 I never knew she could look so personified in death. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6601 I told him to cut down, but he wouldn't listen. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6602 Thank God it's over. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6603 He should have feared the reaper. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6604 There goes our budget for the rest of the year 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6605 Where has Father Time gone? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6606 I call it Karma - he was able to cheat on his taxes for years . . . 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6607 We were just renting it to him! Nobody thought he'd become a grim-squatter. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6608 You didn't hear it from me but the casket is gonna be hard to close if you know what I mean. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6609 That reminds me...we're all out of canned salmon again. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6610 Where's Alanis Morissette when you need her?" 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6611 He looks so supernatural. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6612 He was just made for that coffin! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6613 Is it me, or does he looked "warmed over"? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6614 He fought it all the way. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6615 Don’t worry folks, you’ll get your turn. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6616 It's more for the instant gratification crowd. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6617 Memento mori . . . as they say. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6618 Thumbs up....I like the kid's optimism 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6619 Well, pop goes the weasel 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6620 The police suspect that Kersey guy. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6621 He bombed in New Haven. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6622 Keep going, I've got a feeling this one's no angel. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6623 Even as a kid, I mean, with the pets. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6624 His last words were "What the hell do I care if you're rubber and I'm glue?!" 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6625 Who knew they had internecine feuds? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6626 Oy - gives me the chills! We couldn't just make a shiva call? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6627 I told you not to hire that guy with a scythe. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6628 Great. We can forget about our Plan B for retirement. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6629 Doesn't that look like Jack Kerouac? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6630 He simply refused to use that riding mower we bought for him. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6631 So you're going into retirement? Everybody lives! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6632 They all become disillusioned with Cloud 9 when the drugs run out. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6633 Is that a Casper mattress? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6634 He had a good run. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6635 Let’s pay tribute with hers favorite cheering: RIP RIP HOORAY! 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
6636 The Angel cake killed Him? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6637 Hell of a way to find out you have a twin. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6638 It came with the frame. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6639 He would have wanted it this way 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6640 Now I'm worried, he did my Income Tax returns last year! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6641 Gosh, I didn't think Trump was serious when he said immigrants would be uploaded to the cloud. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6642 I pray for her sake this Facebook profile gets lots of "likes". 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6643 This seriously slays my exit plan. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6644 ...and I always thought he was such a sweetie! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6645 So there's no more Death to part us? I must already be in Hell. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6646 Well, it's not politically correct to say the "fat lady" any more, so this seems to make sense. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6647 Well, this kills the one-child policy! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6648 And he just had it dry cleaned. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6649 I refuse to believe it was suicide. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6650 Ag school was a big mistake! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6651 My oh my. I never expected this to happen so soon. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6652 I wonder if his job came with life insurance 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6653 But he was so young! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6654 Actually, it's two less visitations to look forward to. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6655 We can still count or taxes. or It really was a bade flu season. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6656 May he rest in pieces. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6657 I like the peek-a-boo option. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6658 What kind of leasing options do you offer? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6659 I still don't feel good about signing the register. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6660 How many times did we tell him...be careful with that scythe. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6661 He just couldn’t handle the fame. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6662 They decided to go with pine for the casket. Unbelievable. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6663 Sir, I might not live to regret this, but I think you got the setup wrong 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6664 Your father may have looked like "death warmed over" for the last 60 years, but I still think enough is enough. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6665 I told you that Vitamix would pay off. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6666 He read John Owens, and just gave up. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6667 That can't be him. He looks too lifelike. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6668 They charge extra for the carry-on scythe. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6669 Does this mean I'm immortal in this body? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6670 I'll be honest; this really creeps me out, Gary! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6671 He said he was going to meet it head on. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6672 Oh no, now who is going to tell us it is our time? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6673 So then we'll be married lots longer than we'd thought...? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6674 If you're looking for something a little more grandiose, this metronome keeps time and tells you when it's "your time." 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6675 But, it was my mother's recipe. I've used it for years. Could it. be allergies, you think? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6676 Yes, dear. But you should have seen what she wore to her birthday brunch... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6677 He passed away right after Mrs. Higgins, a devoted wife and mother, age 78, appeared at his door. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6678 Get in touch with the building; grab the apartment and I secure grimreaper.com. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6679 He just cinched the doctrine of reincarnation. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6680 I told her she'd end up this way if she didn't cut out the dairy. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6681 Our retirement cannot last forever! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6682 Finally, I've been dying to get him off my back. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6683 He always said he refused to be a member of a club that would have him as a member. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6684 I told you the Grim Brothers' stories don't end well 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6685 He always said he'd go when he was damn well ready, and not before... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6686 What the hell is that? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6687 Uncle Fred always was a lady killer. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6688 You know, Henry. He doesn't look so warmed over. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6689 But he was so young! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6690 He finally accepted the Buy out when they threw in Tuition Remission for his dependents for any qualified ring of hell. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6691 Our whole married life I've never understood him. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6692 Tax season was too much for him this year. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6693 It's for an episode of "Undercover Bosses." 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
6694 He had so much to live for 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6695 To dig his own grave, quite literally!!! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6696 She really was an ironical costume designer. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6697 I just wanted a mirror to add a little light. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6698 You know, he never came across as being that religious. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6699 Laying down on the job again! He should be called ‘The Grim Sleeper’! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6700 Who's next? God?! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6701 Larry, now that we're immortals you can finally downgrade the health insurance and buy that Mercedes you've always wanted. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6702 If he plans on escorting himself to ‘the other side’, his window of opportunity is about to close. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6703 Did you notice that he always seemed to take the air out of the room? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6704 Yes, it's nice but how long is the warranty? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6705 Did the good Lord really have to take her on Halloween? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6706 Sow. Reap. Weep. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6707 Father Time's watch must have stopped! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6708 I've got to admit I was sick of him hanging around! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6709 Does this mean we're immortal? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6710 This exercise is supposed to instill empathy. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6711 I told him, an AR15 would fit, but he's strong on his image. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6712 Did you place the Ad for a replacement? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6713 She always said that death becomes her. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6714 I have this sudden urge to buy green bananas 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6715 What's with all the props? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6716 Tag can be dangerous. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6717 A busman's holiday? Oh, I get it now! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6718 Staring the coffin, we don't understand when we reunite to our parents. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6719 Death and Taxes; You would think he'd have an upper hand on one of them. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6720 You’d think he’d know not to look in a mirror. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6721 He is trying to build empathy. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6722 He was reaped off. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6723 Goodbye first love. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6724 You can take it with you. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6725 -What a shame. He was always the life of the party. -They say that Life killed him. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6726 Like they say...Death and taxes. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6727 I agree -- the white disco suit would have been far more macabre! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6728 Why do you suppose the New Yorker Caption Contest cartoonists have a thing for the grim reaper? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6729 Wow, does this mean we live forever? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6730 Death is so fragile. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6731 I swear that guy looks just like my hit and run. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6732 I thought death was supposed to be the new alive. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6733 He accidentally looked in a mirror. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6734 Whew, that was close. Now that he's gone, we can rest easy. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6735 Well he and the grim reaper really hit it off. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6736 This better not mean I am going to live forever. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6737 Guess it had to be an open casket viewing. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6738 Don't stop. Something about him just doesn't look right. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6739 Opioid manufacturers worked him to death. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6740 Method acting at its best 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6741 now how’s death going to ‘death do us apart’? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6742 Not sure the open casket is the wisest choice, but it is so Grim 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6743 I warned him against wearing that costume... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6744 It’s a dying breed 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6745 Ironically he was so lonely that he decided to relieve some sexual tension by masturbating, and his own touch killed him. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6746 And to think, he just had tea with Barbara-Ann last week. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6747 So Much for living forever 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6748 You be the judge. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6749 I hear he had to pay taxes too. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6750 May the Donald Rest In Peace. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6751 We are going to need some body parts replaced. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6752 Bert, men are all the same, deadbeats! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6753 After all his years of service I hope his family is well taken care of. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6754 He looks so peaceful. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6755 Eeeek, he's been reaped! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6756 Do you really think it would mind a cheaper casket? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6757 He was always lying down on the job. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6758 H won't try that again! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6759 Dear George, thrifty to the end. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6760 Apparently he lost a game of chess to a knight 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6761 He didn't have a friend in the world. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6762 I don't want to bury the hatchet. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6763 Who would've thought that he could be deader than dead? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6764 Isn't there something missing? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6765 It was his last wish. He thought he could have one on his brother in law, but then, we’ll never know. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6766 I wonder if he filed his 1040. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6767 Looks like he's grasped his last sythe. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6768 He does look rather grim. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6769 Don't assume it is not your turn, he is just taking a nap. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6770 A dyed-in-the-wool workaholic. I knew he'd never retire! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6771 I can't believe how deathlike he looks. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6772 I guess his reign ended with the new electric, driverless models. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6773 What are we going to do now? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6774 (voice from above): :This is Jesus. See?? Didn't I tell you I'd conquer death?" 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6775 I told him that last double Margarita would be the death of him. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6776 He's trying to trick us. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6777 Are you sure he wanted to be buried in his Seventh Seal costume as it does mean a getting a bigger coffin? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6778 Not to speak ill of the dead, but cats got to his pride. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6779 Who's getting the fur?" "We are. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6780 Just like my randy first husband – we couldn’t get the casket shut without a saw 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6781 He always wanted to know what it would be like to be in one. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6782 Now we can get that condo in Aruba. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6783 This isn't quite how I remember Dave. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6784 He worked so hard, and for what? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6785 Ai yai yai 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6786 Are we sure he's just not napping? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6787 Ha ha, Grim Reaper. You reap what you sow! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6788 It was heart failure 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6789 Of course, in life, he looked much more like himself. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6790 Groovy, I told you he was out of scythe 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
6791 I hear he came from the hood. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
6792 History will remember him as 'Jack the Reaper'. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
6793 He was an ophthalmologist. He invented the Scythe for Sore Eyes. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6794 You should pay his taxes for him 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6795 He was feared and dreaded by so many people, but he was a great dad. Did you know he taught me how to hunt for rabbits with just my finger? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6796 After so many years alone, he'll finally get to join all the friends he killed. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6797 He said he wanted to try out this new Doornail model. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6798 O Death where is thy scythe? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6799 Now that Mr. death is dead, what do we have to look forward to? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6800 I didn't quite expect that when I wished to meet death 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6801 Shroud be not death 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6802 Do you like this one it's on sale and they have a lay away program. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6803 Too bad the scythe didn't fit. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6804 His widow's gonna make a killing. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6805 Now, "It'll be easy", to live to 1000+. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6806 I told you we had too many weeds. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6807 Frankly, I don't know how he went so long without touching himself. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6808 I guess it's true, Henry...Death shall be no more; death shalt die. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6809 What comes around... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6810 Harold, does this mean I'm stuck with you for eternity? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6811 His coloring is good 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6812 A parent should never outlive her child. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6813 I wonder how he keeps his blacks from fading 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6814 And now...what are we gonna do? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6815 Chester was always so macabre. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6816 I wonder if It paid It's taxes first. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6817 Sorry Grim but your April Fool's day antics were getting very tiresome 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6818 He was known and feared by millions as '@thegrimtweeter.' 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6819 Nice suit shame he only got to wear it once. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6820 "Gluten-free" got 'em! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6821 By Herb, guess you got your smaller quieter place. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6822 Caskey: “I wonder who broke the news to him.” 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6823 He's dead tired. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6824 They say it was suicide 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6825 I had my firearm when he arrived and now its him and not me. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6826 I understand there are no applicants for his job. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6827 I 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6828 Bill's mother-in-law is here. He'd like to swap back. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6829 The harvest has ended 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6830 The end of an era. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6831 You've been singing "L'Chaim" since 1964. It finally worked!! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6832 Clever communist -- saying he's red AND dead. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6833 He was nothing but bones at the end. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6834 I guess it's time to bury the scythe. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6835 FAKE DEATH! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6836 I think the trade wars must have done him in. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6837 He's still going to be the death of me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6838 What was it this time? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6839 I envy his position. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6840 Do you really think this means we won't have to face him? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6841 He'll never rest in peace. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6842 After death: resurrection? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6843 They won't be able to close the top. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6844 I just wish he hadn't worked so hard! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6845 I told him to take it easy. He's been working his fingers to the bone. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6846 It's so sad. He was anyways so negative. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6847 That dude has one weird sense of humor. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6848 Just five more minutes, mom... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6849 He ended up in a good place. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6850 He's showing us how easy it is. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6851 The outfit cost almost $500, but then they offered him a permanent job. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6852 So, do you think he uses the same coffin every time? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6853 Well now, that's taking the reaper guy a little too far! Don't you think! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6854 So, I guess we're safe for eternity. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6855 Working with so many difficult people was just starting the make the work intolerable. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6856 I always thought he'd make it. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6857 If he’s not delivering, do we still tip? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6858 Nah..he’s just dead tired. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6859 Last I talked to him he was trying to get unemployment benefits. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6860 They say he took it with him. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6861 Now that's shameless product placement. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6862 They said he was just devastated when no one was willing to 'friend' him on Facebook. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6863 OK, Stan - is THIS irony? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6864 I guess we have a long life ahead of us. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6865 He was always larger than life. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6866 I don't care if even 'he' thinks it's comfortable, George. I'm not ready! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6867 That's Alec Baldwin! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6868 Another Clinton campaign and DNC screw up trying to get rid of Trump. Too bad Luca Brasi went to live with the fishes. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6869 Death 0 Humans 1 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6870 He's not only the President, he's a customer! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6871 He never was that good at chess. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6872 Looks like he's taken his last scythe. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6873 He died doing what he loved best, maim & murder 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6874 I never thought he'd lose to a queen's gambit. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6875 George looks as grim in death as he did in life. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6876 It happened when he lost at a game of chess. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6877 I just did not realize he had a nighttime job. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6878 It's a trap! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6879 I approve. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6880 Death to false metal. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6881 I'm glad you shot him. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6882 She was reaped, not raped! 1.1333 0.07521 45 42 0 3
6883 He was so young. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6884 He wasn't relevant anymore. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6885 My oncologist... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6886 They say it was a family squabble. His brother wanted the job. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6887 That's what 'all work and no play,' gets you. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6888 It's cheaper if we come to him. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6889 I guess it’s true after all. You do reap what you sow. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6890 I just want to reap in peace. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6891 Oh, wow they did a great job. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6892 Well, Gladys will certainly have something to say about this at Bridge next week. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6893 He'll be remembered for boring everyone he met to death. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6894 He's never looked better. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6895 He mumbled something about "agent orange" and fell on his scythe. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6896 Guess this means we'll be together forever. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6897 It’s not your husband, He beat death. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6898 I wanted to make sure he was really dead. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6899 He's just resting for the mid terms. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6900 I'm not telling him that he's got to move. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6901 Looks like the worm has turned for you, my friend. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6902 Don't kneel, it's a trap. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6903 So this is what Lovecraft meant by even death may die. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6904 They say the best defense is a good offense. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6905 Welp, that settles that. Karma has the longest reach! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6906 Well, what now? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6907 He looks so natural just dying there or Was he one of the Brothers Grim? or I thought he'd never stop talking 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6908 It really makes you think about your own immortality. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6909 You're wrong - he died on the scythe of April. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6910 #TIMESUP #METOO 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6911 Poor guy! He never made it out of 2017. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6912 He can't take the scythe with him. It doesn't fit. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6913 Wow... when the Grim Reaper decides to check out – it makes you wonder what he knew? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6914 I suppose you were right. It wasn't a heart attack after all. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6915 I won’t forget your 7 iron, dear. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6916 I didn’t know grim reapers died. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6917 Ain’t karma a bitch! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6918 He doesn’t look the least bit life-like. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6919 I heard he got tired of trying to compete with the flu virus this year 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6920 And he told ME not to bother with the flu shot. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6921 Barney always said you could have the scythe went you pried it from his cold, dead hands. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6922 Apparently, the steel was imported. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6923 I guess what goes around comes around--thank heavens! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6924 Donne tole you a long time ago, but would you listen? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6925 'Judging from speeches, he was an angel.' 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6926 I guess even Death take a holiday. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6927 The grim reaper wants to know what it's like 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6928 I'll bet I know who put him here, Mrs. Grim Reaper. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6929 He said he never go down without a fight. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6930 He must have had a hard day. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6931 It’s impissible to close the lid in the grim reaper 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6932 Arbeit macht frei 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6933 Well he always said, always a reaper never a reaped 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6934 Just tell his wife that he looks good. Don't mention that they need to fix his mouth. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6935 And there I thought he was being ridiculous enough when he took a holiday. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6936 What's his wife's name? Edith, is it Edith? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6937 So you thought you knew "grim"? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6938 Well, my dear, there goes our alternative to divorce.... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6939 Well now how are we going to get Nana to behave? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6940 They say he really loved something called Cosplay. I wish he would've worn his blue suit. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6941 Live by the scythe, die by the scythe. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6942 "Insurance" was Jim's middle name. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6943 Well, I guess we're immortals now. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6944 We need the Time to cut off the wood handle so he fits inside the casket. He won't need it where he's going. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6945 I thought that he was speaking in 3rd person when he said that he was knocking on death's door. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6946 So, like, do we all live forever now? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6947 Will the bagpipe fit too? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6948 Trying to get around the carry on limit? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6949 The Franciscans have quite a work ethic. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6950 I warned him not to mess with Chuck Norris. You reap what you sow. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6951 What are we supposed to fear now? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6952 They've taken the super-economy fare to new heights. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6953 It lacks a human element. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6954 Didn't I say make him look like an angel in death ? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6955 Does this mean another fifty years of marriage? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6956 Good looking corpse #wtf 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6957 I'm not really surprised, he's been deathly ill lately. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6958 He must be enjoying his just deserts. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6959 Not quite what he expected. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6960 Well, the signal permits a pedestrian to begin crossing a street during the "Walk" display, and Death thought he was exempt, who knew? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6961 Never in my worst nightmares did I ever imagine that I'd live long enough to see Democracy mowed down and lying in state in the U.S. Capitol rotunda! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6962 What's the past tense of "reap?" OR He looks rather better, don't you think? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6963 Now he’ll sow what he reaped 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6964 I guess he couldn't handle the death of Communism in Russia. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6965 See? I told you it wasn't comfy 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6966 Does this mean God is still dead? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6967 Looking at him, makes me sickle. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6968 Don't they usually put them in an urn? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6969 He went to bed early last night! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6970 I should have told him his grimness was a real downer. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6971 It was a smash-a graveyard smash. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6972 That Irving, always such a killjoy! 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6973 I hear he got stung. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6974 So this is what it feels like 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6975 He told me and I quote "with the way America is handling its foreign policy lately he just couldn't face the upcoming workload" and he laid down and died 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6976 I kept telling him to wear a condom. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6977 I think it was sickle cell anaemia. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6978 The Reaper doesn't fear the Seasons, nor do the wind, the sun or the rain. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6979 This should give Adam and Eve a little cover. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6980 Well ain't that meta. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6981 Killed by Death 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6982 Do you think we can celebrate? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6983 In a world that understands less and less the power of metaphor, let's say "Goodbye" to the Grim Reaper. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6984 Is that a 1099 I see there? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6985 Even the grim reaper cannot survive that many deaths in a video game. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6986 Does this mean we will NEVER get that knock on the door? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6987 I wonder if he had a good death insurance policy. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6988 Does this mean we have to 'Part'? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6989 Think we're all dead? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6990 It's HOPE!" ... "It's IRONY!" ... "HOPE!!!" ... "IRONY!!! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6991 How can the casket be closed with that scythe sticking out of it! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6992 That rouge really brings out the cheek bones. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6993 He's keeping it cold for me. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6994 May he rest in pieces. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6995 We should invest in real estate. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6996 Look, he's sleeping on the job again. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6997 Pretty grim to see reap like this 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6998 I told him that so much work will kill him! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6999 I TOLD him to be not proud... ("TOLD" should be italicized) 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7000 Why are you surprised? His job required that he walk around with a giant sharp blade! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7001 Should we pray? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7002 Hale fellow, well met. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7003 That was certain to happen. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7004 I'll always remember him as a clean cut guy. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7005 It’s funny, y’know. I actually can’t believe he’s dead! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7006 I thought he was just on a holiday. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7007 Look honey, not only a place to spend eternity but to meet it as well. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7008 Well, he defeated death. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7009 I told Jason to stop playing video games! 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7010 He tended too overdress. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7011 Cos player. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7012 He hung on like grim death. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7013 Poor Ethel. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7014 Hopefully he will learn that being nice delays our turn with the Grim Reaper. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7015 He caught a bad bug in Samarra. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7016 Looks like the end days, honey. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7017 Bone cancer is just so tough to beat... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7018 His spirit will live on in all of us, forever. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7019 If it wasn't open casket I wouldn't have believed it. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7020 I think we ought to put the scythe inside his robe. it does not look good the way it is. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7021 Sure he looks deader than dead, but I'm not falling for it. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7022 Id' say its the ultimate busman's holiday. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7023 This YOUR IDEA for dinner and a (K)NIGHT OUT ??? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7024 I heard he was sick! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7025 Wacky, but in the best sense. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7026 He met his match. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7027 I wouldn't have recognized him without his scythe. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7028 He fought the Reaper to a draw. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7029 Now that's what I call a real Easter basket! 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7030 How unfortunate to be buried in ones only suit – makes Death look warmed over. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7031 I couldn't stop for death, so he stopped for me. I guess I should've checked my speed going around that corner. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7032 Well, Ralph, it looks like we’re stuck here. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7033 So sudden. He hadn’t been sickle a day in his life. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7034 Oh, crap! Does this mean we're gonna live forever? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7035 Any chance he cleared his appointment calendar? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7036 Can’t say I knew him. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7037 this is double dipping. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7038 It looks like the nuns were right: Masturbation really _is_ bad for you! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7039 Some people hide in plain sight. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7040 It's really an honor to make the Final Four of the Reaper Madness. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7041 So it's true. He really has taken the great equalizing a step too far. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7042 we'll pick him up on the way back if he is still there. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7043 He was just all bones at the end. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7044 NOW ISN'T THAT A LOVING SMIRK? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7045 I told you if you weren't careful with that coffin you'd catch your death. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7046 Oh my God, did they ever find the diamond? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7047 I guess he'll be missed by them reapers. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7048 Death and taxes; am I right? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7049 That's so meta. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7050 He saw his reflection. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7051 There lies Death. So be it! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7052 They said it was a suicide. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7053 His note said he preferred this to the new Fall lineup.. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7054 They finally got time in a bottle. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7055 Well, he did cut corners, didn't he? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7056 His family had a viewing of The Seventh Seal at the wake. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7057 I guess no one lives forever. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7058 Either he's on strike or it's another flight delay. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7059 He was a good listener. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7060 Mmm ... must be a killer app ... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7061 Even now, the jerk won't retire. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7062 Don't know what I'll do without his unique perspective. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7063 He thought he could defeat the Surly Reaper. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7064 I wonder if there are going to be enough hours in the day for political news AND zombie news. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7065 I'm told he met a grim ending. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7066 Ahh, she'll be back. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7067 To end it all, he had to fall on his own scythe. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7068 Well I guess that makes us immortal. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7069 I know they say dress for the job you want ... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7070 Oh my, and they thought there were too many seniors before this. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7071 Why couldn't it have been you? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7072 I think I've created my own hell. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7073 With modern medicine, I guess this really is a dream. But I still feel old. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7074 I knew it, he knew it, we all knew his time was coming up. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7075 They say he digs his own grave. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7076 I hear he died of a bite from a snake...devouring its own tail. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7077 Where are the beads? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7078 He joined ISIS and got what he deserved. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7079 They say he missed his seasonal quota by one and decided to take his own life to make up for it. Poor guy said it was easier. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7080 This reminds me of that irony the kids are always talking about. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7081 Does that mean we are immortals now? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7082 Payback are hell! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7083 Pete was always such a ham. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7084 He came for me. Ha! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7085 We're right over San Quentin. We better keep going. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7086 Well, he did enter our living room. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7087 'Death takes a busman's holiday.' What, too soon? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7088 Keep going. That bag will never fit in the overhead bins. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7089 His son will be taking over the business. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7090 I'm pretty sure that qualifies as harassment 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7091 He is just checking out fit and function. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7092 The shoe doesn’t fit 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7093 I think he has taken this cosplay thing a bit far don't you Harold? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7094 Edward loved that Hallowe’en costume. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7095 I told him that working all hours would be the death of him. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7096 He had a real passion for Bergman cosplay. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7097 He was always a good boy...in death and in death. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7098 He was a great guy. Not. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7099 Healer, heal thyself. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7100 "He's been always sure he wasn't going to heaven: 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7101 He tried playing AlphaGo. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7102 I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want to be seen like this. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7103 It’s a trap to get us to the viewing. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7104 Ultimately, association really does breed assimilation. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7105 I see he's trying out yet another bed! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7106 Now what are we going to do? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7107 It's bound for hell. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7108 Natural fibers are all the rage, but he probably shouldn't have gone with wool... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7109 This is what happens when you don't take enough time off. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7110 One thing you can say in her favor, nobody ever needed an inclusion rider. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7111 He looks 10 years younger. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7112 ??« It had to be you, wonderful you, it had to be you »?? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7113 Honey, I know it's not nice to speak ill of the dead, but good riddance, he won't tease us anymore! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7114 He with his axe in his hand, 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7115 That's a top of the line coffin. Maybe we should prepay too. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7116 Can I get a ruling on this lie? Where is relief without penalty? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7117 who reaped the reaper 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7118 I hear he's got a side job as a spokesman for the casket company. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7119 Uh-oh. How are Blue Öyster Cult fans going to handle this? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7120 There goes our ride home. We'll need to get a Lyft. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7121 They say his job killed him. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7122 Damn! I better call our broker. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7123 He was finally replaced by a modern harvester/reaper. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7124 It was Bound to Happen, something to do with the changing climates, I guess.. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7125 They did warn that it would be a post-modern service. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7126 The irony of it!..... He came to our house for dinner, talked about our time is up, and then keeled over. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7127 I'm more partial to the entertainment center coffin... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7128 The Funeral Home did a great job, he looks so alive. Bless his heart he won't see the billing for this open casket service and burial... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7129 "Go get the Ouija board". 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7130 Now what's the point of living, OR dying anymore? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7131 Herb, I swear Grim is no other than my high school Latin teacher! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7132 So the reaper was reaped! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7133 He died as he had lived 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7134 A very good Friday, but a bad Sunday. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7135 We can't pick up anyone. We just dragged a passenger off the plane, before we took off 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7136 It's about time! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7137 His 'likes' are fantastic! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7138 He does't look all that grim. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7139 I was hoping he'd visit my sister. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7140 He must have looked in a mirror 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7141 I didn't think Heaven would be so on the nose. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7142 No rainbow bridge for him. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7143 I’m not sure what it really means, but I’m Sure it can’t be good. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7144 He died doing what he loved: KILLING THAT PUSS. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7145 I don't care how "comfy" it feels. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7146 Oh Death, there is your swing! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7147 I hear he didn't pay his taxes. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7148 "Fighting in the trenches" now has a whole new meaning. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7149 I have known him as long as I have known you 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
7150 I always new your cousin George was a dead head. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7151 He's not nearly as scary as I thought he would be. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7152 Finally, I don't have to have my coffee in the morning. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7153 Busman's holiday. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7154 I'll kind of miss the old bigger. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7155 And you thought the mall parking lot was crowded already? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7156 Her nose looks perfect. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7157 R.I.P Reap in Peace 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7158 Does Seth know the LARPing Party ended an hour ago? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7159 Some people have no sense of what's appropriate! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7160 Well, no more cowbell. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7161 That's how I wanna go. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7162 Just as thought. It's your mother. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7163 We've gotta go--Doc says I've got 'Irony-poor blood' and I can't be triggered. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7164 HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK DEAD. HE JUST LOOK LIKE HE'S SLEEPING. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7165 Never thought I’d see the Grim Reaper in a casket! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7166 He was depressed because the high tech phone and drone buzzing will replace the scythe. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7167 It was the ultimate selfie. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7168 I told you you shouldn’t let our long-term care insurance expire. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7169 The pallbearers are wearing chain-mail. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7170 Well! I always knew his was in bed with the Grim Reaper. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7171 Honey he had no chance against big pharma 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7172 He looks so natural... in a meta sort of way. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7173 He said he could handle the graveyard shift. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7174 If death is dead, does this mean we have to hang around forever? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7175 When Alice said she was preparing to meet death, I never imagined this! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7176 He touched himself. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7177 Death be not proud! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7178 Well, I heard Google was working on it. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7179 Scythe-out! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7180 To think he was following me around just yesterday. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7181 I guess the grim reaper couldn’t wait for Harry’s burial. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7182 That escalated quickly. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7183 I believe he has now gone too far. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7184 I don't think he ever found a soulmate. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7185 He's kind of like an Academy Award seat filler. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7186 Deadly! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7187 Damn. What am I going to do about my nasty sister now? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7188 He might welcome the new venue. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7189 Looks better now than when He was doing those TV commercials. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7190 "Just backpacking across flyover country". 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7191 I hope they find a replacement soon. Being here a moment longer than I have to scares the hell out of me. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7192 fgsh 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7193 What do you mean someone buried you alive? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7194 I don't think he's going to need that scythe any more. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7195 So the Angel of Death got his share. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7196 Ugh. I know that guy. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7197 He wanted to be sure to be ready to go to work right away -- such a workaholic! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7198 I guess we are stuck together now. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7199 Imagine - after all those years, he can still fit into his wedding shroud... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7200 Hey buddy, you know the rules: Ass, grass or jet fuel. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
7201 He was a nice boy, but self-indulgent. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7202 I think it's just a test drive 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7203 I heard he had a lot of inner fear 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7204 I'm not sure if it was wise to come to this viewing. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7205 It's ironic, isn't it honey? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7206 Whoa. Meta. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7207 He’s handsome, in a deathly way. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7208 They just don’t make caskets like they used to. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7209 It said G. Reper on his business card. I guess it was a typo. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7210 I wonder if we need a new Trade ? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7211 He was always so last minute. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7212 Really? Death Died -who's really in there? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7213 It was either him or me. He was in the wrong school at the wrong time. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7214 He died like he lived -- in death. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7215 And to think that after all these years the man never wrinkled 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7216 Nu, who's next? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7217 This is so meta. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7218 They did such a great job with the face. He looks so lifelike and peaceful. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7219 #Masturbation 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7220 Well, that's what he gets! Hard to feel to sorry for him. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7221 So this was what they meant by looking death in the eyes... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7222 Looks like we're going to be around for a long time to come sweetie. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7223 And to think, this coffin was a sale price! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7224 He was cut for to many late deliverie 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7225 Sigh. Someday he'll realize to never challenge Gabriel to a tequila shot contest. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7226 He’s always been dead set on defending that Best Costume title... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7227 I hoped I could have looked that peaceful when my time would have come. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7228 So what does this mean for us? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7229 "We told them not to make him look lifelike." ["told" should be underscored] 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7230 Where's the hammer? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7231 The poor man was impaled while trimming a pencil. He should have just used a sharpener. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7232 Looks like you can check Venice off your bucket list. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7233 I don't understand. We named him "Graham." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7234 He lost it when I refused to take his advice. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7235 Self-indulgence will kill ya. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7236 I admire his extreme dedication to customer empathy. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7237 He looks very grim in black, don’t you think? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7238 No wonder its so cold Theres no fire under our mattress 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7239 Well, Mabel, I give up. If he can't beat you... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7240 Easter is REALLY early this year. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7241 At least he made us his beneficiary! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7242 On the contrary- I think you should fly higher. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7243 He couldn't take the pressure anymore,so he did himself in. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7244 Open casket, but they covered the face 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7245 His sense of humor had a dark side. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7246 Always planning ahead ... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7247 You think if I took the sickle, anyone would notice? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7248 Happy Holiday, yutz. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7249 Let’s go Harry or we’ll be late for our 4 o’clock. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7250 black robe... i'm reading the invitation, and it does not say black tie... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7251 Everything's a joke to him. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7252 I'd like to help him, but, you know, three's a cloud. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7253 Everyone has a quota. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7254 Well then, I suppose the chicken or the egg causality dilemma is now dead and buried. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7255 I suppose it's the inevitable consequence of self-reflective knowing! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7256 I always thought he was just a carrier. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7257 He was one giant Ja-wa! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7258 His nasty backswing and tendency to slice took its toll. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7259 I'd like to see his tax returns 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7260 I overheard them fighting and someone said "I'll kill you to death" not "I'll Kill you too, death!" 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7261 Whatsoever he soweth, he also reapeth. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7262 Marge, does this mean we’re not going to die? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7263 Funerals are so Grim. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7264 God, I really loved that robe. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7265 Does this mean we can cash our life insurance policies early? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7266 Howard, dear - I think we've finally found a reliable spiritual guide. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7267 Eh, Mabel. Looks like old G.R. has taken his last scythe. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7268 We all do have our crosses to bear, but his was somehow, rather grim. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7269 I think it’s selfie scythe! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7270 I think Coco did him in. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7271 I told you we didn't need more life insurance! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7272 He died doing what he loved, farming. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7273 Putin is prepared for next world. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7274 No, it doesn't feature wi-fi. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7275 Always so lifeless in his self, and so selfless in his life. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7276 Oh for peat sakes why did mr. death try to kill an desk!!!!!!ALLERT THE MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7277 Death comes to us all, I suppose. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7278 Harold, we’re not just old, but *damn* old... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7279 So you didn't like my brother but he did help with the harvest 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7280 We pay for years of soul-harvesting school and now you say you just wanna be a Grim Sleeper??!! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7281 Please get up. We need you to run against Diane Fienstein. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7282 What!? You thought you 'd the lucky one! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7283 I understand the costume is included in the "Grim Reaper Casket Special". 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7284 He looked so healthy when I saw him on the beach. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7285 You reap what you sow." "That's true, but the lesson here is to never run in a cloak while carrying a scythe. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7286 One last off-collar undertaking. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7287 He was replaced by a robot. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7288 Continued redundancy, sir, will close you down! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7289 He doesn't quite fit in here. Does he? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7290 You scythe the song begins and I hear violins, it's magic! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7291 Every death reminds you of all the other deaths 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7292 At least he went easy...He always was a dim sleeper. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7293 I'm so Happy he went before we did ! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7294 Dead is God 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7295 I guess it happens to all of us, but I would have removed it. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7296 See, nothing lasts forever. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7297 He struggled against Death so valiantly, the American Death Association gave him its annual GRC (Grim Reaper Client) award! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7298 He was always far too serious for his own good. Maybe now, he'll live a little. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7299 Jeez, the death of Death. Hmm, bingo starts in 5 minutes. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7300 Poor soul, he was clueless that I have a permit to carry. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7301 I don't think I can die without him. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7302 Oh my God! Is she going to live for good? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7303 You know, you're just a barrel of laughs. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7304 And stay away! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7305 He pre-ordered the casket from Costco. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7306 The life of a business is customer relatability. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7307 Call the Russians. Get our suite booked at the new ISS hotel. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7308 Don’t get too close! It may be catching! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7309 That is not dead which can eternal lie, and after strange aeons even death may die. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7310 His favorite band was Metadeth. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7311 I wonder what this means for the rest of us. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7312 Let's not remember him for how he died, but for how he... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7313 I knew your mother would win! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7314 Well, he's really dead. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7315 He never changed. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7316 His expression is so natural....grim, per usual 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7317 I told him not to mess with me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7318 The ironic cruelty of cosplay. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7319 I told you not to touch him, Harold, but you never listen. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7320 I knew we should have sent him to sleep away camp 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7321 He looks so peaceful, doesn't he? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7322 I love newborns. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7323 It was a grim death. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7324 He looks so peaceful, finally. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7325 No matter how you scythe it, he's gone. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7326 He wanted to be a doctor. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7327 The implications of this are death defying. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7328 I heard he finally got filed his tax return. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7329 I think he wanted to be cremated. 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
7330 Do you think it was that Thrones Game the kids mentioned where everyone dies? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7331 It's still hard to believe -- just last week he was so full of life. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7332 I am glad they decided to bury that crazy tool invention with him. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7333 I don't see how life will go on without him. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7334 I apologize for scaring you to death 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7335 - Dun Reapin', eh? - Where does that leave us? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7336 Well, as ye grimly sew.... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7337 Well, finally the chickens have come home to roost. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7338 He wasn't a big fan of John Donne. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7339 He did say we'd meet again. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7340 I guess he figured there was no longer any point without gun control. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7341 He looks tired. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7342 I guess Father Time finally ran out of time! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7343 He looks like he’s reaping 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7344 I remember now: The tike died on Halloween. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7345 His only sin was computer hacking RIP 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7346 I always thought he’d be a farmer, never was. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7347 "He wanted to know 'how the other half - dies'". 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7348 They say he was hit by a bus to Damascus. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7349 The formal term is "Insurrection," but the service was still very nice. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7350 There's hope for us at last. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7351 Lock the doors... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7352 Most folks thought he’d never make it this long. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7353 Whaddya know? We ARE witnessing the death of irony. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7354 He donated to the wrong Time's Up 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7355 What a beautiful wedding. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7356 No one now can stop the bull markets. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7357 Herbert's most useful golf club was his scythe. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7358 He cut himself shaving. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7359 it's either his homage to "death takes a holiday" , or "heaven can wait". 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7360 I hate to wake him. He seems so content. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7361 I guess that means we have a few more years to live! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7362 I used to ride with him before vaccination became common. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7363 Time's up, even for him. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7364 He never was a card carrier. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7365 Now that death is dead, what the hell are we gonna do about Snooki?! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7366 They didn't even have an open bar. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7367 I heard they shelled out one helluva price for the casket! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7368 But...I don’t understand, Harry. Melvin never told us he had a second job. He looks so grim! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7369 What in the hell did you do with our son? You took him over a week ago! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7370 He told me years ago he had an identical twin brother. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7371 Close - but no cigar - Thats not him. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7372 He looks like himself 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7373 Bloody waste, f you ask me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7374 Now that's what I call taking it with you! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7375 Way too much into his work! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7376 No, he's just resting from the latest school shooting. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7377 Guess I should schedule that screening colonoscopy after all. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7378 I told it to build an App, now the biggest reaper service is provided by a software company with no spirits. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7379 And his favorite dessert was pop-sickles. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7380 So now he has a chance to bring his beloved snow shovel with him. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7381 He never did have a good sense of irony. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7382 Oh, Harold, we did our best to give you a life of hope and happiness. 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
7383 I guess we better start looking for a new blameshift. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7384 He just didn't believe in himself. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7385 It's a trap! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7386 Do you think he got it wholesale ? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
7387 Trading it for a winnowing fork has its downside. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7388 Well, the NRA finally did it- they worked Death to death. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7389 How can they close the cover? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
7390 I assumed, with clean Karma, we would never meet. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7391 He finally gave up the ghost 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7392 He doesn't look so grim now. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7393 She died playing "would you rather?"... this WAS her choice.... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7394 Who's now going to collect delinquent souls? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7395 He killed himself with his own pipe smoking after he killed his wife with second hand smoke. Now they are together. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7396 It's so like him to fight to the bitter end. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7397 Oh phooey, guess we are stuck here 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7398 Well, this explains why we haven't heard from Ellen Muth in a while. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7399 I told you he would never amount to any good. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7400 This is the last time he lost his head. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7401 So...I guess I should have topped up my So...I guess we’ll never get into that senior’s place now. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7402 I wonder what they're paying? Doesn't look at all lifelike. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7403 Think it's fake news, Harold? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7404 Who'da thunk it! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7405 I told you Herbert that he'd never amount to anything. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7406 He should have donated to more charities, the poor guy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7407 Next of kin? Good riddance actually! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7408 Isn't it a bit gauche to show a suicide lying in repose? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7409 I guess you really must reap what you sew... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7410 Trust me, Mildred. It's even more so for taxes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7411 He received posthumously "Best Costume" at the ball. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7412 At least it's not me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7413 "Coffee break. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7414 Now do we live forever? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7415 Oh dear, must we live forever now? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7416 Death does not become him" "Is anything the same these days 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7417 He carried self-sufficiency to extremes. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7418 We never should have let him watch video games! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7419 Has the Grip Reaper met his match? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7420 He's never looked better. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7421 Some people will do anything to keep from having to go through the X-ray machine. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7422 Do you think we will miss him? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7423 Guns are not allowed in hell. He wanted big protection for himself from bad dudes as he enters there. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7424 A parent should never have to bury their reaper. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7425 Who's paying for this? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7426 Aren't you double-dipping again?! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7427 Heard these DIY burials are much cheaper! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7428 Did God actually say, ‘You shall not eat of any tree in the garden’?” He is devious and deceitful and destructive. God had said in Genesis 2:17, “The day that you eat of this tree you shall surely die. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
7429 So sad. Such a nice young man, he had his whole death ahead of him. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7430 Thy shall reap what one sows. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7431 He got the short end of the scythe 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7432 The competition in Washington was just too much for him. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7433 How good is that new killer app? Even the Reaper couldn't compete. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7434 Even the grim reaper died 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7435 He requested the layaway plan. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7436 'and so we lose our last hope for a holiday all included' 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7437 Mildred? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7438 You’d think he would have had a bigger death bed. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7439 Good night death, see you in the morning. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7440 I heard he lost one chess game too many. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7441 So, is this the end? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7442 Now that hell has frozen over, they should have put him in an ice house. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7443 He really believed the trick would work. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7444 Doesn't look like Uncle Charlie. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7445 Let the dead bury the dead 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7446 You've always been a bad driver, Emily, but until now I never really believed that you could not stop . . . 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7447 One lousy slip for the guy, but a whole lot better for us in the end. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7448 And of course, we could offer you a bulk rate. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7449 he wanted to change his image- the deluxe casket isn't working for him 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7450 ...no surprise! He was a fighter all his life! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7451 That's a hell of a Halloween costume. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7452 He must have run off with that floozy secretary. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7453 He's got the sweetest face, like a Kewpie doll. Who'd a thunk it? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7454 So you met someone who set you back on your heels--goody goody. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7455 Solitaire just wasn’t his game. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7456 We find and say that by being kind is a way to stay. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7457 “ Dad, “Is it just us that doesn’t understand this “?. I thought we perfected life colorful, proprous, energetic, optimistic, happy! Why!, did people stop having fun ? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7458 Didn't the grandchildren love his fairy tales. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7459 Guess the IRS is now paying its taxes. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7460 I know he was half in love with easeful death, but this going all the way's obscene. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7461 He wasn't grim in college 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7462 He whacked one too many weeds -- himself. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7463 I'm glad I'm not a pallbearer. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7464 He was overdosed on Prozac. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7465 It's meta. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7466 Nobody at our community theater played Father Time like he did. Poor guy. Now he'll miss the spring production. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7467 Instant Karma got him. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7468 Just imagine that many people consider him the worst mass murderer in this history of the world! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7469 So we live forever, but there's no TV and we're 68 years old. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7470 Its true. Nobody loves forever. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7471 Reaper?" I thought it was "Sleeper! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7472 What the hell is this, Frankie? Is this Weyant guy a Remnick brother-in-law or what? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7473 So who was that in the basement last night? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7474 Well, with a “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey” theme for the funeral what did you expect? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7475 I just knew he couldn't handle taking a holiday ! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7476 Maybe it’s phallic symbol. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7477 Where is the pot full of gold cones? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7478 Saved a bundle on embalming fluid... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7479 He is considered the grandfather of post-mortem art. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7480 Come on baby, take my hand and let’s get some oysters. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7481 It faces us all when we retire. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7482 He looks much younger without glasses 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7483 Well, if he’s here then who’s going to answer the door? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7484 I cannot send a sympathy card as he left no forwarding address. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7485 Now you, the prince have to kiss her. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7486 I don't even know why I'm here anymore. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7487 Don't look so glum, we're now going to live forever. That's why I'm looking so glum. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7488 Harold, we must be immortal now, death has finally died! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7489 We must be over Colorado 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7490 -The world is going to be a mess! -Also, does that mean that we're really going to live together forever? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7491 Do you think it is a 17 Century Scottish War scythe? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7492 At least death was alive to witness his favorite team win the Super Bowl. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7493 Look at that get-up. Turns out he wasn't proud. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7494 It’s not like it’s going to be any use to him in the afterlife. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7495 Rest in Peace 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7496 It's important to know your customers' needs. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7497 sims 4 is fucking wild lmao 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7498 So, whaddaya think, should we stop? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7499 He looked better last time around. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7500 fgsh 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7501 That's not Steve Jobs. It's my old roommate, Alan Berg. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7502 He needs a hike up to High as a Kite 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7503 Test-drive shmest-drive. I buy nothing 'retail,' Mr. Fashionista salesman! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7504 He's keeping things cold for the dearly beloved. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7505 Hitchhiking through the galaxy... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7506 Going by Chelsea Piers? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7507 He died doing what he loved most: wicked Caberiall Kickflips on the half-pipe. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7508 Molly and George consult the Grim Sleeper about their insomnia. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7509 He stole the life from me...and now I know why. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7510 Wonder if he needs cough drops for the coffin? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7511 Too much cowbell 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7512 Seeing is believing 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7513 His theme song needed more cow bell 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7514 Did he say anything about a lawnmower? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7515 He was definitely right when he said he was good at hiking. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7516 He always was a kiss-up. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7517 He was a Zombi; that's why they drove a stake through his heart. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7518 I thought Groupon was a good idea.... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7519 Who knew [except Weyant] The Grim Reaper would precede us! Now What? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7520 I guess we will not even be able to close off on this chapter of his life 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7521 CNN may want to hire a zombie expert. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7522 "Who would've thought. It figures." - Alanis Morissette 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7523 Isn't it ironic, the personified object of death died itself. It came and collected itself in a humbling and and dramatic way. It is over, death has been defeated. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7524 I kept telling him he should watch his diet. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7525 Hey, get back to the end of the line, you lazy bum! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7526 But he got a $1000 bonus before they let him go. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7527 Oh no, does this mean we're stuck with each other forever now? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7528 At least if she would go away when we were younger... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7529 I thought he was looking a little peeked lately. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7530 See, I told you that couldn't make him look dead. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7531 And we thought the over population problem was already bad. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7532 Geez Grimmy, you're such a casket potato. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7533 Dose this mean one of us is[are]? next? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7534 The angel who drove my Uber delivered me to the wrong destination. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7535 That’s terrific save wheat futures are already tanking. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7536 He's always said that after he's buried he will not give in to stinkbugs. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7537 It has sentimental value to a man "in the business," so to speak. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7538 It’s a scythe relief for all of us. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7539 Life is too short so please get out of bed. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7540 even in death he continues to hoard things 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7541 They may as well bury the shovel he used to that wintery night. His friends and relatives are either buying snow blowers or moving to Florida. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7542 Grim Reaper? No. Worse. It is Hillary. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7543 His mother told me that he gets tired of dying vicariously 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
7544 I don't think that scythe is going to fit in the coffin. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7545 Wake him up; I need to change the sheets. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7546 Uber for the Grim Reaper seems a bit much, yes? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7547 Well, I was going to say 'What? No wreath from the winegrowers of California?', but now I don't know... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7548 Dad is 97 and seriously ill... but he's retained the lethal combat skills he learned in the military. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7549 Oh yeah, it’s about time. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7550 Ugh, every day the same thing. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7551 Poor fella. Not a bit of meat on those bones. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7552 He never drew his first Social Security check. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7553 The police is still searching for our great grandma. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7554 I'm going to miss that barbarian. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7555 Oh! Finally! We found a good tool to cut our trees in the garden. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7556 Does this mean that now, we'll live forever? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7557 1....Every dog has his day! 2...Seems our cousin was moonlighting. 3...I pictured him taller. y'all folks can choose who choose whichever one ya like!! Love, Eric 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7558 Somehow I knew Harry would weasel his way out of this. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7559 I never knew George was one of them. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7560 The irony is delicious... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7561 He's down there again in his wine cellar for one last sip. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7562 It was the Tax Cut Bill that killed him. Now we only have to worry about taxes. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7563 Mr Hurlburt was a character but this is unexpected. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7564 Nothing's changed, his fly is till open. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7565 Grim reaper reeled 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7566 I'm reaping with a scythe. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7567 I didn't think someone so grim could look so peaceful... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7568 He was older than I recall. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7569 What!!? You thought would be the 'lucky' one? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7570 Thank god that’s not Jesus! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7571 We should have had him cremated. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7572 "I think it was the Pilates that did him in". 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7573 I've always heard of wanting to hit somebody in the face with a shovel, but I never thought actually see it.. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7574 I guess he didn't pay his tax bill on time! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7575 Death is dead. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7576 He at a marijuana. Like if you cried 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7577 So sad, the last of our children to die. Now we can finally get a divorce. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7578 He was too proud. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7579 I guess we can count his "Can’t Go" as a "Maybe." 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7580 “He was such a cold man.”....why are we the only ones attending 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7581 hah! Where was that stiff one when I wanted it?!! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7582 I hear he was done in by devil's food cake. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7583 It appears he died in harness. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7584 Too much rouge. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7585 Does this make us immortal? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7586 He died for a cause. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7587 He told me he wanted to be cremated. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7588 Harry it's him again. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7589 He loved those drama classes til the very end. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7590 Who's going to do his job now? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7591 He should have read John Donne. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7592 Such empathy. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7593 I see your mother has taken her rightful place in the afterlife. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7594 ...and you thought he was kidding when he giggled about the 'ol' switcheroo'... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7595 I hate to say it, but he looks like death. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7596 He never would just go along with the rest of the gang. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7597 And we just saw him at the club the other day 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7598 He really looks life-like. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7599 Mind if I go first? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7600 It inevitably comes to us all. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7601 His last words were something about planing hostile takeover. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7602 Better sign the guest book 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7603 He must have just given up when he reached the wall. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7604 Talk about a Möbius Death Trip.” “Honey, that is so metal. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7605 I am just telling you I don't care what your final wishes are, you are wearing your charcoal grey pinstripe! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7606 Charles Schwab never planned for this! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7607 Well, Mr. Wicked we never should have married. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7608 I told him not to take that vacation! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7609 Martha, I guess John Donne was right. (Okay, maybe too literary, but see "Death Be Not Proud - Sonnet X). 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7610 So, who do you think came for the Grim Reaper? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7611 He didn’t LOOK scythe. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7612 Thank God he tasted your soup first, before going to work! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7613 He had friends and . . . he had friends. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7614 I guess everyone gets a 'lunch Break" 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7615 Take care. Sometimes they leave things behind so they can come back. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7616 The kids will be disappointed. Right after Congress eliminated the tax, THIS had to happen. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7617 Should we pick him up? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7618 I didn't know that Death, too, was mortal. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7619 I wish we'd seen him more often, but he never came home except for the holidays. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7620 I knew eventually, all that reaping would catch up with him! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7621 Well I know one twin-killing that won't happen any time soon. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7622 You just can't circumvent heaven. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7623 He seems to have taken the Green Pastures literally. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7624 It was a she. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7625 They never should have condoned a work from home policy. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7626 Now we'll have to call someone else to harvest the wheat 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7627 He was such a good guy 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7628 How much wheat did he reap? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7629 I guess even death dies eventually. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7630 I'm so glad that i found her i can't believe she was in a farm with dead animals.dead animals! oh did I forget to tell you that? sorry, well now you know. I didn't want to know 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7631 You're in my seat 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7632 Oh Dear! How are we going to know now? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7633 Must of been his Time. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7634 I thought he only flew Spirit. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7635 He's keeping it cold for me. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7636 It’s a little to on the nose for me. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7637 Wow, I wonder how long he's been standing on cloud 9 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7638 A dead Commonist is a good Commonist! That's what I call 'em 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7639 He shouldn't have said anything about my 'Blue Hair.' 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7640 Try out this little number, folks. It will be the rest of your lives. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7641 He just couldn't compete with those scythe Fi flicks. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7642 Bill Cosby: doesn't he look like himself? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7643 I guess we should have returned his snowblower. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7644 Well, our son is dead now. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7645 I warned him I had the upper ground. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7646 It was all about the fake news! 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7647 The death is dead, long live the death! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7648 Do us part? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7649 I told him, your eyesight isn't what it used to be, get glasses. And take down that mirror in the hallway.But would he listen? No.... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7650 First ever to be fully alert and self-realized at his own wake... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7651 There goes our ride of getting out of this place. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7652 Time to visit Samarra. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7653 Marty, are you ready to tell me about what went down while I was at bingo.? -wait til' he's in the ground 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7654 All dogs go to heaven. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7655 We should have criogenized her. We might get bored. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7656 Where's Albert? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7657 He was such a sweet boy. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7658 Well, well, my son. ‘Be not proud,?’ I said ... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7659 He really went all out for Halloween this year. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7660 Cloud-nine please 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7661 can I get a R.I.P. in the chat for the man with the hood 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7662 He looks so much like himself. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7663 You wouldn't know it. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7664 Oh dear, there but by the grace ... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7665 Is this Ted's clever way of sneaking into Heaven? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7666 Its like rain on your wedding day 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7667 Grim! He reaped what he sowed. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
7668 Well, the fact remains he bounced a check to my firm. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7669 A bed of roses! Beware, a hidden ax underneath can chop it off anytime! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7670 Put on his deep grey robe, he will look more natural. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
7671 He finally met his match! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7672 I heard they found him with a belt around his neck and his hog hanging out of his fly. Kind of an INXS situation, if you catch my drift. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7673 They really shouldn't do open caskets for suicides. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7674 If this means what I think, can we talk about diverse? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7675 His doctor warned him about snacking on empty souls - addictive but bad for the heart. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7676 They said it would be the end of him if he accepted the Presidency. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7677 He certainly didn't inherit the family nose. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
7678 The Grim Reaper didn't like what I said about my bad internet connection. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7679 I do believe that he's the guy who played opposite Max von Sydow. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7680 So now we’re going to live forever? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7681 Even the death has been disrupted. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7682 Now, this is really grim. If he comes to get you, who came & got him? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7683 How nice. No more death. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7684 He looks so peaceful when he's sleeping-he couldn't hurt a fly. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7685 I warned him it was going to be too on the nose. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7686 Nice to see him peaceful. I always thought that grim shtick felt forced. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7687 would you like to see something with a little more scythe room? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7688 Happy Holiday. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7689 The Archbishop wasn’t having it. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7690 Oh dear! I don't think we have anything like enough money saved up to last our retirement years. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7691 I always knew our marriage was going to be a never-ending tunnel 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7692 He only saw the best in his victims. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7693 Looks like his bed is from the Sofia Vergara Collection. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7694 It's great work. Who is the embalmer? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7695 Either you flew too high, or we crashed and are on our way to heaven. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7696 ... and all he left me was a god damned sticker. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7697 I hear he couldn't take the stress waiting for the 2012 elections. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7698 To each his own. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7699 He always said he would be the last resort. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7700 Call the Russians. Get our suite booked at the new ISS hotel. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7701 I hear opioids and bear selfies are his next of kin. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7702 He did everything on his bucket list. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7703 Grim, indeed! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7704 I always thought he was going to live forever. And now it turns out I have to. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7705 Eternal life... Now? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7706 Fortunately, he had a large life insurance policy. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7707 Well, I suppose what's good for the goose... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7708 Maybe we should notify his next of kin. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7709 Is the Grim Reaper to be now buried for good? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7710 So...rest in peace, dear Fred. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7711 he could have at least left the robe for us. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7712 They're calling it "inevitable." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7713 This is the one Johnson was working on when you fired him. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7714 What!!? You thought would be the 'lucky' one? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7715 Well, I heard he had an existential meltdown... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7716 I'm glad he took the grim reaper with him 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7717 And he was just two credits shy of graduating high school. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7718 Ethel, ....we are going to live forever... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7719 Have you checked the cabin pressure? I think I'm having hypoxia hallucinations. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7720 Morris, I really don't see what this has to do with our nest egg. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7721 Sad, closing the casket was not an option 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7722 Is that Stormy Daniels in there with him? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7723 He requested to be buried with his sickle for protection in the afterlife. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7724 I knew he shouldn't enter the mirror maze 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7725 Rebecca Rubin 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7726 He told me his self-examination of his life too less than thirty seconds. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7727 Papa looks so real that it looks like he could sit up and take us with him. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7728 The police are calling it a workplace scythe accident. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7729 You do realize that a dead Grim Reaper means you and I will live forever. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7730 How dare you go before me! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7731 I don't think cryptocurrency for crypts is what they had in mind but you can try. Just don't lose the password. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7732 So, is this supposed to give us a lift? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7733 He did kill our son John but I sort of miss him. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7734 I told him to get rid of that mirror 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7735 He is surely dead during Halloween party. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7736 If this means what I think, can we talk about diverse? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7737 I don't know. Irony? Pathos? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7738 He hasn't lost that grim look he's always had, Ethel. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7739 Three months ago, my dad must be handed something wrong to him in the bar... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7740 Such a shame —we all saw him coming for himself. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7741 This is the deluxe model. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7742 Looks like he really did cheat death. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7743 I knew he didn’t like the blue tie. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7744 Ok. Ok. Speed it up. We all have places to go! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7745 He was taken from us in our prime. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7746 The funeral director did a nice job - very life-like! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7747 l l kkhj;j 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7748 I kept telling him, 'If you don't take that out of your mouth you'll finish up looking like one.' 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7749 This is what dead reckoning will get you! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7750 Nothing refreshes like that power nap. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7751 I would only stop if he is TSA PreCheck. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7752 See that guy standing in the snow on the side of the runway, there are always a few people who don’t understand what it means for a plane to taxi. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7753 He should have known better than to try and take Chuck Norris 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7754 and one of you, I'm not saying who just yet, but when it happens you just lie back like so. Simple as 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7755 Recursive? Redundant? Its just an anthropomorphic lying in state. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7756 The world's population is gonna get cray. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7757 ... also, in 1977, they proclaimed him worlds tallest Jawa. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7758 When was he reaped? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7759 The stairway to heaven broke down. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7760 Looks like he is waiting to uploaded to a higher cloud. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7761 I don't know ... looks a bit high ... you know we aren't a 420 friendly airline ... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7762 The anti-government thing strikes me as a perversity. I don't think the founding fathers would recognize it. They were constructing a government of the people. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7763 Politics makes everyone age faster. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7764 Rest in Peace 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7765 No, don't stop. Security can be nebulous here. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7766 Fu$%ing millennials, ruining everything. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7767 I hope he catches a ride before it rains. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7768 I don't normally paint nudes. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7769 Alas, it's January 1st and another year has passed. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7770 He always did love Halloween. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7771 They say it was hypothermia due to an extreme weather event. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7772 i don't think that's what it means, Martha. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7773 He was a real pain in the patootie. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7774 Apparently he tried to bring back the Black Death single-handedly, and it killed him. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7775 Melvin that is quite a grim looking casket 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7776 I'm just not sure how to make sense of this. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7777 At least he didn’t suffer. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7778 The Grim Reaper reaped out-too much Trump!! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7779 So much for the serious of the occasion! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7780 I guess we'll have to go back to work." "I guess we'll have to learn rap. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7781 This reminds me of that one time we were tripping balls... You belted my lipsag undercrack with your wipetips. Shaven the grundel tunnel ipschitz dee tipshaft lipplety snip. Grab your Dundle, it's going to be a long ride. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7782 He likes to take a nap every afternoon. But why, on this, of all days, in my uncle's casket? Interloper! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7783 They die so young. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7784 Does this mean that death is over for good? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7785 He really was a nice guy but liked to dress up funny. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7786 Death is alive? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7787 I guess we should've seen it coming, but y'know? y'never do. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7788 Honestly, do they have to reproduce her grim features so realistically? I would have preferred mother to look a bit more romantic, happier and peaceful, regardless of how out-of-character that may be! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7789 No one can say how he became so curious about The House of Mirrors. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7790 I've got gas. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7791 Grim Reaper missed his mark. Let's go to the hardware store and get a new scythe? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7792 It’s their Oscars - all open, empty coffins need to be filled for the TV audience 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7793 Well, at least his scythe is sharp. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7794 For all his macabre sense of humor, he really is good at his job.” 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7795 Guess his flying days are over. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7796 I gotta be honest. I always thought he was an a**hole. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7797 They both crashed. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7798 He looks so grim up close. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7799 Well I guess the could migration program is complete! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7800 Well, he was always full of it! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7801 Do I LOOK amused? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7802 He looks twenty years younger... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7803 He: He looks happy. She: He should have gone to Harvard. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7804 I never imagined he'd look so thin 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
7805 So where's Rhonda? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7806 He said Herman was his ticket back across the river. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
7807 They say he died of loneliness 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
7808 Inception was a horrible movie. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7809 You live by the sword, you die by it... 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
7810 It's a shame he died on Halloween. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
7811 Do we have enough savings to live for all eternity? 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
7812 ... for he's a jolly good fellow... 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
7813 Death certainly led an interesting life. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
7814 What goes around comes around, I suppose. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
7815 I told you not to be so proud! 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
7816 Is it sew or sow? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
7817 Decapitated head licking your cunt Sucking all the blood from your stump Intestinal guts taking their hold Leaving you dead, stiff and cold 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
7818 Just think, we could have bought his life insurance policy for almost nothing. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
7819 So the terrorists win. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
7820 I always thought he was a bit grim. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
7821 Cigarettes, Whiskey, and Wild, Wild Women, Is what I think 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
7822 Hello, Im Demetrius and Im a graphic anime artist that loves to do cosplay . " MANGA, HENTAI , ANIME " (vexedinsainityarts.wordpress.com) 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7823 I wasted eight-thousand dollars on my funeral plan. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
7824 He doesn't look so grim to me. I detect a bit of a wry smile. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
7825 At least he's finally out of his ecstasy 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
7826 Sales are contingent upon Death. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
7827 He wants to be a role model 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
7828 I don't know whether to mourn or celebrate. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
7829 Scythe! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
7830 I guess we can cancel our appointment. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
7831 I think we should renew our vows 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0