Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
As senior squeegee-man during flight simulations, moving up didn’t pan out. |
1.8690 |
0.09086 |
84 |
35 |
25 |
24 |
1 |
Yep, we're lost. We passed this guy an hour ago. |
1.8652 |
0.08780 |
89 |
37 |
27 |
25 |
2 |
He's always had his head in the clouds, but THIS ??? |
1.8621 |
0.08523 |
87 |
34 |
31 |
22 |
3 |
OK, but he is going to have to check that bag. |
1.8060 |
0.09801 |
67 |
29 |
22 |
16 |
4 |
It's the only way Delta lets you redeem their vouchers |
1.7937 |
0.10409 |
63 |
29 |
18 |
16 |
5 |
While stoned, he mistook a weather balloon for exhaust from a semi. |
1.7937 |
0.10160 |
63 |
28 |
20 |
15 |
6 |
Jack had it all till the beanstalk died. |
1.7759 |
0.09852 |
58 |
24 |
23 |
11 |
7 |
Well, let me at least wipe your windshield. |
1.7292 |
0.11431 |
48 |
23 |
15 |
10 |
8 |
Same guy, same cloud. I think we're going in circles. |
1.7234 |
0.12797 |
47 |
26 |
8 |
13 |
9 |
For those seated on the right side of the plane, the Grand Canyon should be visible in a moment. And for those seated on the left, an excellent view of Bob. |
1.7234 |
0.12430 |
47 |
25 |
10 |
12 |
10 |
Don't make eye contact. |
1.7111 |
0.13342 |
45 |
26 |
6 |
13 |
11 |
Keep going. He just wants to clean our windshield then charge us a fiver. |
1.7111 |
0.10835 |
45 |
20 |
18 |
7 |
12 |
Why do they always pick a spot where it's impossible to pull over... |
1.6977 |
0.11782 |
43 |
21 |
14 |
8 |
13 |
I really don't understand cloud commuting. |
1.6750 |
0.13581 |
40 |
23 |
7 |
10 |
14 |
Either he is high or I am. |
1.6667 |
0.12901 |
39 |
21 |
10 |
8 |
15 |
Damn, Sully, it’s always an adventure with you. |
1.6667 |
0.12367 |
39 |
20 |
12 |
7 |
16 |
Remember when basic economy level still got you a seat on the plane? |
1.6667 |
0.13801 |
36 |
20 |
8 |
8 |
17 |
Act like theres no room. |
1.6667 |
0.14907 |
36 |
22 |
4 |
10 |
18 |
Some people will do anything to avoid TSA screening. |
1.6579 |
0.13742 |
38 |
22 |
7 |
9 |
19 |
I’ll bet you he changes finger when he finds out this is Air Force One. |
1.6571 |
0.14749 |
35 |
21 |
5 |
9 |
20 |
Looks like United has kicked out another unruly passenger. |
1.6571 |
0.13561 |
35 |
19 |
9 |
7 |
21 |
He used to squeegee the windows. |
1.6364 |
0.12168 |
33 |
16 |
13 |
4 |
22 |
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t obey the laws of physics. |
1.6364 |
0.13636 |
33 |
18 |
9 |
6 |
23 |
I thought you said your son was grounded. |
1.6250 |
0.14020 |
32 |
18 |
8 |
6 |
24 |
At least one every time we fly over Colorado... |
1.6250 |
0.11666 |
32 |
15 |
14 |
3 |
25 |
That backpack would never fit in the overhead. |
1.6250 |
0.14020 |
32 |
18 |
8 |
6 |
26 |
Hank, check our coordinates . . . I think we passed that guy 20 minutes ago. |
1.6250 |
0.14020 |
32 |
18 |
8 |
6 |
27 |
Maybe we shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms before take-off. |
1.6250 |
0.13282 |
32 |
17 |
10 |
5 |
28 |
Relax. I said, hitchhiker. Not hijacker. |
1.6129 |
0.13661 |
31 |
17 |
9 |
5 |
29 |
Uber surge pricing again |
1.6129 |
0.15153 |
31 |
19 |
5 |
7 |
30 |
Careful, it took forever to get the last one out of the turbine. |
1.6129 |
0.13661 |
31 |
17 |
9 |
5 |
31 |
Who saved him in the cloud? |
1.6000 |
0.14856 |
30 |
18 |
6 |
6 |
32 |
Standby passengers may now board. |
1.6000 |
0.14061 |
30 |
17 |
8 |
5 |
33 |
Do you think he knows we’re headed to Cleveland? |
1.6000 |
0.14061 |
30 |
17 |
8 |
5 |
34 |
Throttle down Jenson, so he thinks we're stopping. |
1.6000 |
0.15610 |
30 |
19 |
4 |
7 |
35 |
How high ARE we? |
1.6000 |
0.14061 |
30 |
17 |
8 |
5 |
36 |
Wow, everything is in the cloud now. |
1.6000 |
0.14061 |
30 |
17 |
8 |
5 |
37 |
Maybe heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.5862 |
0.14484 |
29 |
17 |
7 |
5 |
38 |
Okay, but he's gonna have to check that bag. |
1.5862 |
0.13607 |
29 |
16 |
9 |
4 |
39 |
Amazing what some guys will do to bypass TSA checkpoints. |
1.5862 |
0.13607 |
29 |
16 |
9 |
4 |
40 |
Don't stop. There'll be a Tesla along any minute to pick him up. |
1.5862 |
0.14484 |
29 |
17 |
7 |
5 |
41 |
Don't slow down! |
1.5862 |
0.13607 |
29 |
16 |
9 |
4 |
42 |
Is he cirrus? |
1.5862 |
0.14484 |
29 |
17 |
7 |
5 |
43 |
You'd think they'd know by now that we always overbook. |
1.5769 |
0.15858 |
26 |
16 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
He's never going to make his connection. |
1.5769 |
0.14856 |
26 |
15 |
7 |
4 |
45 |
He must have refused to give up his seat on a United flight |
1.5769 |
0.15858 |
26 |
16 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
That guy is way too high to pick up. |
1.5769 |
0.16800 |
26 |
17 |
3 |
6 |
47 |
He knows we're non-stop, right? |
1.5769 |
0.15858 |
26 |
16 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
Fine, but god help us if he needs a kosher meal. |
1.5769 |
0.12616 |
26 |
13 |
11 |
2 |
49 |
...and if you look to our left you will see a united airlines passenger |
1.5769 |
0.16800 |
26 |
17 |
3 |
6 |
50 |
I can’t find anything in the FFA regulations about picking up a hitchhiker. |
1.5769 |
0.14856 |
26 |
15 |
7 |
4 |
51 |
It's amazing what you can find in the Cloud. |
1.5714 |
0.14932 |
28 |
17 |
6 |
5 |
52 |
I would but he might be carrying liquids. |
1.5714 |
0.14019 |
28 |
16 |
8 |
4 |
53 |
I see him too... guess we're both a little higher than usual. |
1.5714 |
0.15793 |
28 |
18 |
4 |
6 |
54 |
He must be one of our Economy Minus passengers. |
1.5714 |
0.15793 |
28 |
18 |
4 |
6 |
55 |
Do you suppose that he would do the windshield for us? |
1.5714 |
0.13041 |
28 |
15 |
10 |
3 |
56 |
Don't pick him up, he's obviously high. |
1.5714 |
0.14019 |
28 |
16 |
8 |
4 |
57 |
I hadn't realized that we crossed into Colorado already |
1.5714 |
0.11984 |
28 |
14 |
12 |
2 |
58 |
They keep making the frequent flyer program harder and harder to use. |
1.5714 |
0.15793 |
28 |
18 |
4 |
6 |
59 |
Poor guy. United must have left him here. |
1.5714 |
0.11984 |
28 |
14 |
12 |
2 |
60 |
What a long strange trip it's been. |
1.5600 |
0.13013 |
25 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
61 |
Everything is cloud based these days. |
1.5600 |
0.16411 |
25 |
16 |
4 |
5 |
62 |
It's moments like these when I ask myself: "What would Sully do?" |
1.5600 |
0.13013 |
25 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
63 |
I'll pick him up, but he's going to need to check that bag. |
1.5600 |
0.16411 |
25 |
16 |
4 |
5 |
64 |
Last week he washed the windshield and asked for twenty bucks. |
1.5600 |
0.14236 |
25 |
14 |
8 |
3 |
65 |
Poor guy ... he was there yesterday too. |
1.5600 |
0.14236 |
25 |
14 |
8 |
3 |
66 |
He's probably booked an Air B&B. |
1.5600 |
0.14236 |
25 |
14 |
8 |
3 |
67 |
Flying standby sure is rough these days. |
1.5600 |
0.16411 |
25 |
16 |
4 |
5 |
68 |
I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation. |
1.5556 |
0.14454 |
27 |
16 |
7 |
4 |
69 |
Don't stop. He has a carry-on. |
1.5517 |
0.14542 |
29 |
18 |
6 |
5 |
70 |
Too bad we're going the other way. |
1.5417 |
0.15902 |
24 |
15 |
5 |
4 |
71 |
Isn't that the guy we just bought drugs from? |
1.5417 |
0.14719 |
24 |
14 |
7 |
3 |
72 |
Doesn't he know that we're not going to San Francisco? |
1.5417 |
0.13431 |
24 |
13 |
9 |
2 |
73 |
That's one way to avoid the TSA. |
1.5417 |
0.13431 |
24 |
13 |
9 |
2 |
74 |
I thought Jesus had a beard. |
1.5417 |
0.14719 |
24 |
14 |
7 |
3 |
75 |
Tower: We have another one coming down from Cloud Nine. |
1.5417 |
0.15902 |
24 |
15 |
5 |
4 |
76 |
Hitchhikers I can take. What I really hate are the sqweegie men. |
1.5417 |
0.15902 |
24 |
15 |
5 |
4 |
77 |
For God’s sake, don’t make eye contact. |
1.5417 |
0.14719 |
24 |
14 |
7 |
3 |
78 |
I hate flying over Woodstock. |
1.5417 |
0.13431 |
24 |
13 |
9 |
2 |
79 |
Some people will do anything to avoid going through security. |
1.5417 |
0.13431 |
24 |
13 |
9 |
2 |
80 |
Lets just pretend we don't see him.. |
1.5417 |
0.14719 |
24 |
14 |
7 |
3 |
81 |
Flying stand-by gets weirder and weirder. |
1.5417 |
0.15902 |
24 |
15 |
5 |
4 |
82 |
He always flies south this time of year - it’s Jazzfest. |
1.5417 |
0.17003 |
24 |
16 |
3 |
5 |
83 |
Flying standby seems to be getting more and more complicated. |
1.5417 |
0.17003 |
24 |
16 |
3 |
5 |
84 |
Before all the extra security concerns, I used to pick them up all the time. |
1.5417 |
0.17003 |
24 |
16 |
3 |
5 |
85 |
Some folks will do anything to avoid those security lines. |
1.5417 |
0.13431 |
24 |
13 |
9 |
2 |
86 |
The rideshare economy has gone too far. |
1.5385 |
0.13846 |
26 |
15 |
8 |
3 |
87 |
We really need to do a better job with the final boarding call. |
1.5217 |
0.16478 |
23 |
15 |
4 |
4 |
88 |
Don’t pick him up. He could be an aerial killer. |
1.5217 |
0.15232 |
23 |
14 |
6 |
3 |
89 |
I guess they must be dragging people off the plane mid-flight now. |
1.5217 |
0.16478 |
23 |
15 |
4 |
4 |
90 |
Fine, but the rule is vouchers, miles, or points. Nobody flies for free. |
1.5217 |
0.13873 |
23 |
13 |
8 |
2 |
91 |
See? Everyone is moving to the cloud! |
1.5217 |
0.15232 |
23 |
14 |
6 |
3 |
92 |
Ladies and gentlemen, off of our left wing you'll see an example of the increasingly rare hobo-cumulus formation. |
1.5217 |
0.16478 |
23 |
15 |
4 |
4 |
93 |
Forgot his password so now he's stuck in the cloud forever. |
1.5217 |
0.15232 |
23 |
14 |
6 |
3 |
94 |
Jim, ignore him. He still doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.5217 |
0.16478 |
23 |
15 |
4 |
4 |
95 |
He's still here? |
1.5217 |
0.15232 |
23 |
14 |
6 |
3 |
96 |
He's pretty high. |
1.5217 |
0.13873 |
23 |
13 |
8 |
2 |
97 |
That's the same guy I saw at 87th and 3rd avenue. |
1.5217 |
0.13873 |
23 |
13 |
8 |
2 |
98 |
There goes another passanger kicked off of Spirit Airlines. |
1.5217 |
0.17637 |
23 |
16 |
2 |
5 |
99 |
Boy, you can store anything in the Cloud these days. |
1.5217 |
0.16478 |
23 |
15 |
4 |
4 |
100 |
No, if Mom finds out we picked up a hitchhiker, she’ll never let us fly her plane again. |
1.5000 |
0.15777 |
22 |
14 |
5 |
3 |
101 |
"Doesn't he know O'Hare is Purgatory? |
1.5000 |
0.17094 |
22 |
15 |
3 |
4 |
102 |
Passengers on your left, wave as we pass by; you can witness another Baby Boomer's failed attempt to "upload to the cloud." |
1.5000 |
0.15777 |
22 |
14 |
5 |
3 |
103 |
..looks like like they laid off another iCloud support guy |
1.5000 |
0.17094 |
22 |
15 |
3 |
4 |
104 |
I didn't realize people could get that high. |
1.5000 |
0.17094 |
22 |
15 |
3 |
4 |
105 |
They always just want to use the restroom. |
1.5000 |
0.15777 |
22 |
14 |
5 |
3 |
106 |
Man, they're moving everything to the cloud these days! |
1.5000 |
0.14340 |
22 |
13 |
7 |
2 |
107 |
I am not picking him up-his bag is too big for the overhead compartment. |
1.5000 |
0.17094 |
22 |
15 |
3 |
4 |
108 |
Happens every time we over-fly Colorado. |
1.5000 |
0.10911 |
22 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
109 |
I always wondered what it meant to be uploaded to the cloud. |
1.5000 |
0.15777 |
22 |
14 |
5 |
3 |
110 |
See, this is why I think I need a vacation. |
1.5000 |
0.18317 |
22 |
16 |
1 |
5 |
111 |
We must be over Colorado. |
1.5000 |
0.17094 |
22 |
15 |
3 |
4 |
112 |
"This guy again?' |
1.5000 |
0.14340 |
22 |
13 |
7 |
2 |
113 |
He’s high. |
1.5000 |
0.14340 |
22 |
13 |
7 |
2 |
114 |
Yep, we’re over Colorado. |
1.5000 |
0.15777 |
22 |
14 |
5 |
3 |
115 |
Picked him up once and all he wanted was to use the toilet. |
1.4762 |
0.14831 |
21 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
116 |
People will do just about anything these days to avoid TSA lines, won't they? |
1.4762 |
0.14831 |
21 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
117 |
You're not really thinking about picking him up, are you? |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
118 |
We've just entered Colorado air space". |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
119 |
Someone forgot to put their phone on "airplane mode"... |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
120 |
Must have gotten bumped at the last minute. |
1.4762 |
0.14831 |
21 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
121 |
Looks like United is removing passengers mid-flight now. |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
122 |
No way he’s fitting that into the overhead compartment. |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
123 |
Don't slow down or make eye contact. |
1.4762 |
0.14831 |
21 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
124 |
He’s been on that same damn cloud for the past 15 years! |
1.4762 |
0.17754 |
21 |
15 |
2 |
4 |
125 |
That bag looks too big for carry-on. |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
126 |
We're right above Denver, aren't we? |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
127 |
He's Microsoft's problem, not ours. |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
128 |
There's another flight behind us that can pick him up, right? |
1.4762 |
0.14831 |
21 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
129 |
Everyone’s using the cloud these day. |
1.4762 |
0.14831 |
21 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
130 |
Don't make eye contact. |
1.4762 |
0.13128 |
21 |
12 |
8 |
1 |
131 |
Cloud commuting. It's the next big thing. |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
132 |
That must have been his girlfriend five clouds back. |
1.4762 |
0.17754 |
21 |
15 |
2 |
4 |
133 |
It's getting tougher to fly standby |
1.4762 |
0.14831 |
21 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
134 |
That's the new very basic economy section. |
1.4762 |
0.17754 |
21 |
15 |
2 |
4 |
135 |
I don't know. He looks high. |
1.4762 |
0.14831 |
21 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
136 |
He must have missed the cumulonimbus. |
1.4762 |
0.16358 |
21 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
137 |
Wow, talk about stand by. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
138 |
Don’t stop — what if he’s some kind of weirdo? |
1.4737 |
0.15983 |
19 |
12 |
5 |
2 |
139 |
He prefers this over our boarding procedure. |
1.4737 |
0.14035 |
19 |
11 |
7 |
1 |
140 |
I'm not saying you should lie to the FAA. I'm just saying, what happens in the air stays in the air. |
1.4737 |
0.11769 |
19 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
141 |
They'll do anything to not check a bag. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
142 |
You know, you're right. You rarely see a hitchhiker at this altitude. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
143 |
Not after what happened last time, Greg. |
1.4737 |
0.14035 |
19 |
11 |
7 |
1 |
144 |
Is that a cloud or is our altimeter wrong and we're in deep trouble? |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
145 |
He could help us with the tolls. |
1.4737 |
0.15983 |
19 |
12 |
5 |
2 |
146 |
Should we tell him his trip was one-way? |
1.4737 |
0.15983 |
19 |
12 |
5 |
2 |
147 |
Our left wing is about to eliminate that problem. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
148 |
Either he's in trouble or we are. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
149 |
Looks like his Stairway to Heaven didn’t reach the top floor! |
1.4737 |
0.15983 |
19 |
12 |
5 |
2 |
150 |
Sorry, I don't trust cloud-based applications. |
1.4737 |
0.15983 |
19 |
12 |
5 |
2 |
151 |
Tell air traffic control, we have another one on Cloud Niner. |
1.4737 |
0.15983 |
19 |
12 |
5 |
2 |
152 |
Elon Musk has really let himself go. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
153 |
You're right. There's nothing in the manual about hitchhikers. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
154 |
I don't need instrumentation to know we're over Colorado. |
1.4737 |
0.14035 |
19 |
11 |
7 |
1 |
155 |
Don't pick him up. He looks high. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
156 |
We must be over Denver. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
157 |
Don't stop. He's probably carrying liquids. |
1.4737 |
0.15983 |
19 |
12 |
5 |
2 |
158 |
Can’t, we’re nonstop. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
159 |
That’s a negative tower, hitchhiker, not hijacker. |
1.4737 |
0.15983 |
19 |
12 |
5 |
2 |
160 |
It's the new cloud-based ticketing platform. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
161 |
I think we just got a like, Bob |
1.4737 |
0.11769 |
19 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
162 |
Doesn't he know this is a nonstop flight? |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
163 |
Elon Musk: Can you guys give me a lift? |
1.4737 |
0.14035 |
19 |
11 |
7 |
1 |
164 |
Someone should tell him the sky's the limit. |
1.4737 |
0.17718 |
19 |
13 |
3 |
3 |
165 |
Don’t make eye contact, we are already late |
1.4737 |
0.15983 |
19 |
12 |
5 |
2 |
166 |
You see more and more of that these days when you fly over Colorado. |
1.4500 |
0.16975 |
20 |
14 |
3 |
3 |
167 |
Out the left side you can see Mt. Hood and DB Cooper. |
1.4500 |
0.18460 |
20 |
15 |
1 |
4 |
168 |
Yeah, I guess heaven's not for everyone. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
169 |
Don’t stop. He’s a drifter. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
170 |
Man, he looks high as a kite! |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
171 |
Looks like someone didn't pay the extra $5 for an allocated seat. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
172 |
Oh, great—now I’ll have ‘Eight Miles High’ stuck in my head again. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
173 |
I think his guide to the galaxy is a little out of date. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
174 |
Sorry, we are going down, not up. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
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12 |
4 |
2 |
175 |
He's on standby. |
1.4444 |
0.14512 |
18 |
11 |
6 |
1 |
176 |
He’s been there since the finale of ‘Lost.’ |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
177 |
It’s still better than flying standby! |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
178 |
Guy's kidding himself if he thinks any plane these days isn't oversold. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
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Never pick up a hitchhiker son. Don't let their mysterious charm cloud your judgement. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
180 |
Sorry, dude, the skies aren't that friendly. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
181 |
SpaceX is testing cheaper ways of bringing astronauts home. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
182 |
Flying stand-by gets more complicated every year. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
183 |
Do you think he understands if we stop to pick him up, we will all die? |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
184 |
I don't care if he is on Cloud 9, we are not stopping |
1.4444 |
0.14512 |
18 |
11 |
6 |
1 |
185 |
He's definitely on his own plane. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
186 |
I think we are too high |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
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12 |
4 |
2 |
187 |
Let's stop if he's still here on the way back. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
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12 |
4 |
2 |
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United used to pull passengers off before takeoff; it's obviously gotten worse. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
189 |
There he is again! I’m telling you, that’s the guy who played Fredo in ‘The Godfather.’ |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
190 |
I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
191 |
Would it kill you to stop and pick him up? |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
192 |
No,I'm not calling that in. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
193 |
Please tell me we haven't taken off, yet! |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
194 |
Wait, stop! I know that guy! |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
195 |
Keep going, I know this guy- he never chips in for gas. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
196 |
Don't stop; no more deals for NRA members. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
197 |
looks like just another drifter to me . |
1.4444 |
0.20166 |
18 |
14 |
0 |
4 |
198 |
Careful, I hear he could become FAA chief. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
199 |
You're right, Sully. It would make for a great sequel. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
200 |
What was in those brownies? |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
201 |
Ha! Complained about the service on an earlier flight. |
1.4444 |
0.12052 |
18 |
10 |
8 |
0 |
202 |
Looks like we just entered Colorado air space |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
203 |
Well, he definitely made it over the Wall. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
204 |
We can take him as far as Denver. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
205 |
What if he’s carrying a water bottle? |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
206 |
He must be one of those people who work in the cloud. |
1.4444 |
0.20166 |
18 |
14 |
0 |
4 |
207 |
If he's hitching from a mountain peak we're in trouble. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
208 |
Guess we are now over Colorado. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
209 |
Happens every time we fly out of Denver |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
210 |
Fifty points if you catch him with the wing. |
1.4444 |
0.16612 |
18 |
12 |
4 |
2 |
211 |
Well, that just goes to show how innefective the wall is. |
1.4444 |
0.18475 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
3 |
212 |
This 'moving to the Cloud' trend is getting out of hand. |
1.4444 |
0.14512 |
18 |
11 |
6 |
1 |
213 |
If this weren't the flight simulator I'd pick him up. |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
214 |
Do we have room for a dreamer? |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
215 |
Looks like United overbooked again. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
216 |
You had the beef, right? |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
217 |
So this is boarding group Z, eh? |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
218 |
"Dirty cloud hippie. Don't even think about stopping, Dan". |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
219 |
And we were worried about geese? |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
220 |
Too bad we are a non stop flight! |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
221 |
I may be hallucinating, but didn’t we just see that same guy back a few hundred miles ago. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
222 |
Do we still get surge pricing if he doesn't use the app? |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
223 |
This always happens when we fly out of Denver. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
224 |
I bet he was an editor in his previous life. |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
225 |
Looks like he ran out of sky miles. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
226 |
Did your simulator training cover this? |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
227 |
I don't know...that bag looks over the size and weight limit to me. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
228 |
I'm afraid the flight is overbooked. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
229 |
Let's keep going. There will be plenty of other planes coming this way. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
230 |
Go past him quietly and he might not notice us. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
231 |
Ever since the election nothing surprises me much anymore. |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
232 |
That's my first time seeing the cumulo-nimrod cloud formation. |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
233 |
There were some obvious drawbacks to the Haight-Ashbury Space Program. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
234 |
Gives a whole new meaning to high-jacker. |
1.4118 |
0.12304 |
17 |
10 |
7 |
0 |
235 |
Well, he's making progress. Last time we saw him he was at 25,000 feet. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
236 |
Not again, Elon! |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
237 |
Are we still doing pickups on cloud nine? |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
238 |
I'm getting really tired of giving these Google cloud engineers a ride home. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
239 |
Ignore him. He’s high. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
240 |
Yeah, they warned me about flying over Colorado. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
241 |
I guess Air Miles only get you so far. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
242 |
I guess I really don't know clouds at all. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
243 |
He should have taken the nonstop. |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
244 |
Should we pull over? |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
245 |
he might have more luck with an Uber Pool. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
246 |
Another cloud commuter hoping to ride share. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
247 |
Now boarding lowest priority passengers. |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
248 |
Folks, this is your co-pilot speaking. To our left is that guy your parents always warned you about. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
249 |
Wasn't that the guy on the no-fly list? |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
250 |
Looks like Delta overbooked again. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
251 |
Everything is in the cloud these days. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
252 |
I don’t trust anyone with his feed in the clouds. |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
253 |
Well, there's definitely not a prison anywhere nearby |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
254 |
Remember back in the day when you wouldn't think twice about giving him a lift? |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
255 |
I guess Jim Morrison couldn’t break on through to the other side. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
256 |
I didn't realize we were that high. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
257 |
If it's not Elvis or Jerry Garcia I ignore them. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
258 |
Tower, I'd like to report a UFO...an unidentified freeloader. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
259 |
We better pass, his carry-on bag is too big. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
260 |
I don't know, he looks pretty high. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
261 |
I think he's already flying high. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
262 |
It’s not how I imagined purgatory. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
263 |
So much for the D.B. Cooper mystery. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
264 |
No, that bag will never fit in the overhead bin. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
265 |
He's high - so whatever you do, don't make eye contact. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
266 |
Some passengers will do anything to avoid those TSA checks. |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
267 |
Sorry sir, even the overhead compartment isn’t free these days. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
268 |
We told him to stand on the LEFT side. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
269 |
Are you Godot? |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
270 |
He thinks we're the Jefferson Airplane. |
1.4118 |
0.19287 |
17 |
13 |
1 |
3 |
271 |
It looks like Forrest is finally tired of running. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
272 |
Come on, Steve. It looks like he's been through Hell. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
273 |
The boss said never let anyone on board without a ticket. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
274 |
I'd stop, but there's too much traffic behind me. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
275 |
Don’t make eye contact, it only encourages them. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
276 |
Last week he just gave me the finger. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
277 |
Don't pick him up. He looks high as a kite. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
278 |
"Build a wall," they said... |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
279 |
The guys running the simulator are easily bored. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
280 |
This simulator's a bit over the top, isn't it? |
1.4118 |
0.12304 |
17 |
10 |
7 |
0 |
281 |
Sorry pal, we’re just going a couple more blocks. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
282 |
I see the new edition to hitch hikers guide to the galaxy has been released. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
283 |
Yet another kid falls for that backup to the cloud scam! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
284 |
Is there anything you can't do in the cloud these days? |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
285 |
I think we’re high |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
286 |
He just doesn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
287 |
Oh, my. He uploaded himself into the Cloud and now he wants a ride back to Earth. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
288 |
He has TSA Precheck. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
289 |
I guess ‘Cloud 9’s not all you’d expect! |
1.4000 |
0.13093 |
15 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
290 |
Beats flying Basic Economy. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
291 |
Man, is he high or what? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
292 |
Slow down...slow...let him almost touch the door then jerk forward. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
293 |
Jesus. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
294 |
Captain, flying over Colorado is certainly interesting! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
295 |
Another Trump voter rejected by St. Peter. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
296 |
Oh yeah, we’re over Colorado. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
297 |
Even ride-sharing is up on the cloud these days. |
1.4000 |
0.21381 |
15 |
12 |
0 |
3 |
298 |
Looks like he’s high on something. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
299 |
This will be a better movie than "Sully"! |
1.4000 |
0.21381 |
15 |
12 |
0 |
3 |
300 |
Keep going. He might be carrying liquids. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
301 |
I'll never get that song outta my head for the rest of the day! |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
302 |
Avoid eye contact and lock the doors. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
303 |
Look, he thinks we're doing a good job. |
1.4000 |
0.13093 |
15 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
304 |
Move over George. I bet he's got pot. |
1.4000 |
0.13093 |
15 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
305 |
Cloud commuting! |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
306 |
Keep driving; he looks high as a kite. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
307 |
Definitely too big for a personal item. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
308 |
Oh great! ...you made eye contact. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
309 |
You know what? We should really look into becoming Uber pilots. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
310 |
Didn't we see him on our outbound flight? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
311 |
Thinks he's on cloud nine. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
312 |
But, I can't tell if he from one of those shit hole countries or not. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
313 |
Don't even think about it. He lost his security clearance. |
1.4000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
8 |
0 |
2 |
314 |
Cloud 9 ain’t what it used to be. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
315 |
normally I would , but we're non stop |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
316 |
Whoa....are you seeing this?! A green shirt with those pants? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
317 |
Keep going, I'm sure he's high. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
318 |
Hot dang! That's DB Cooper! |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
319 |
He's still going to have to pay the full fare. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
320 |
I don't know, Ned... I don't think that bag will fit in the overhead compartments. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
321 |
This wasn't part of the flight simulator. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
322 |
Don't pick him up. The last one got stuck in the engine. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
323 |
Better report a Cloud 9er. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
324 |
Only if pitches in for gas. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
325 |
Damn... am I high, or is he? |
1.4000 |
0.13093 |
15 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
326 |
Has the airline added a fee for that yet? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
327 |
Now it looks like United should rethink the way it handles passengers with too much carry-on. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
328 |
Right after recreational marijuana was legalized, the software updates for this flight simulator got weirder and weirder . |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
329 |
Is that a Trump sign? |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
330 |
He’s taking “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” both too literally and yet not quite far enough. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
331 |
I'd stop if he had a dog. |
1.4000 |
0.21381 |
15 |
12 |
0 |
3 |
332 |
the weather man did say " high, today, in the sixties, right ?" |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
333 |
I'd pick him up, but I just don't like his altitude. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
334 |
Your only concern is whats in the bag? |
1.4000 |
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2 |
335 |
We are already overbooked. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
336 |
This guy looks high, don't stop. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
337 |
These low fare ticket holders...they’ll do anything to try to get a seat. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
338 |
Don't look at him. You'll only encourage him |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
339 |
Don't stop. He's high on something. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
340 |
Wow, cloud storage continues to be a transformational technology. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
341 |
He's plane crazy. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
342 |
God was his co-pilot. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
343 |
Are we lost? That's the third time we've seen him. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
344 |
The last time we picked him up, he hit on me. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
345 |
Is this Part 2 of Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
346 |
Looks like cloud 9 isn’t working for him Sir. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
347 |
Don't look him in the eye or you'll feel guilty. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
348 |
He must be confusing us with Spirit airline. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
349 |
Trump's wall just got 30,000 feet higher. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
350 |
Dropped him over Coachella last month. |
1.3750 |
0.17970 |
16 |
12 |
2 |
2 |
351 |
I guess I'll never understand the cloud. |
1.3750 |
0.17970 |
16 |
12 |
2 |
2 |
352 |
How do we actually do 'friendly skies' these days? |
1.3750 |
0.12500 |
16 |
10 |
6 |
0 |
353 |
Should we stop for him? |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
354 |
I don't think we should pick him up. He could be a highjacker. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
355 |
Another Boomer, always high on something. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
356 |
If you can't fly me to the moon, can you at least help me dream among the stars? |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
357 |
I’ll notify air traffic control that we just entered Colorado airspace. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
358 |
Apparently He Hasn't Earned His Wings Yet. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
359 |
Don't look at him. He will make you feel guilty |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
360 |
No way. He looks like a smoker. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
361 |
He must be on stand-by. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
362 |
Absolutely not. Last time we picked him up he never stopped whining about how much fresher the air is outside. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
363 |
Just keep going. He looks like he's high. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
364 |
Baby boomer in the sky trying to hide his carbon footprint. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
365 |
Okay, I'll pick him up--but he can't have anything over four ounces in his backpack. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
366 |
He’s free falling again. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
367 |
He looks a little sketchy. Let's not stop. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
368 |
Don't slow down. He will just wipe the windshield with a dirty rag |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
369 |
I'd help him out, but I forgot my password to the Cloud. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
370 |
His miles expired mid-trip |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
371 |
Some people will do anything to avoid the TSA line. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
372 |
Heaven can wait |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
373 |
Until recently I thought only data could get lost in the cloud. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
374 |
Don't stop. he may be dangerous |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
375 |
Well alright, but he'll have to check his bag. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
376 |
Do you think the mushroom risotto tasted a little odd? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
377 |
My god! It's D.B. Cooper! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
378 |
Ordinarily I’d be inclined to stop but strictly speaking he’s not down on his luck. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
379 |
Don't stop. That dude's clearly high on something. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
380 |
This sure is a long way up to use Uber. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
381 |
I suppose heaven is nice, but you have to arrange your own transportation from purgatory. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
382 |
He expects a free ride AND a free carry-on? |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
383 |
Sorry he hasn't passed TSA check, reminds me of Twilight Zone episode |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
384 |
I don't know. I just don't like his atmosphere. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
385 |
I hear he’s doing research for a revised edition of “The Hicthhiker’s Guide to the Troposhphere”. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
386 |
No way that bag is carry-on compliant. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
387 |
I'd say pull over but that bag will definitely not fit into the overhead compartment. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
388 |
Watch how fast he goes from thumb to finger. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
389 |
I've heard of getting high, but he must have some really good weed! |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
390 |
OK, Sully. I dare you to land it on that cloud. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
391 |
He kinda looks like D.B. Cooper. Keep flying |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
392 |
He looks like he could use a lift. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
393 |
Keep going. That bag will never fit in the overhead. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
394 |
Don’t make eye contact, Dave. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
395 |
Houston? We have a problem. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
396 |
But, I can't tell if he from one of those shit hole countries or not. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
397 |
Please tell me that's cloud and not snow drift. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
398 |
Better pick that guy up. He's in Boarding Group 8. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
399 |
Pretty tough to get your stuff out of the cloud once you've stored it there. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
400 |
I guess the sky really is the limit. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
401 |
"Just backpacking across flyover country". |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
402 |
Hey, Bob, I think another state just legalized weed. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
403 |
It’s the new standby class: catch a cloud, hope for the best. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
404 |
I hate the Cloud Nine route! |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
405 |
We'll pick him up on the return trip. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
406 |
Too bad that TSA hasn't screened him. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
407 |
I didn't see anything, did you? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
408 |
He MUST be high if he thinks we are going drop him off at heaven. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
409 |
I don't know, Hank . . .he looks a little sketchy to me. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
410 |
Just pretend you didn’t see him! |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
411 |
How the fuck is he doing that? |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
412 |
Don't stop. He's high on something. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
413 |
Let's pull over then zoom ahead before he gets on. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
414 |
It's too bad we're not going his way. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
415 |
Actually, he's on Cloud 7. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
416 |
Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free! |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
417 |
I wouldn't. He's high. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
418 |
Don't even think about it, Sully. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
419 |
I really wish they'd gotten around to servicing the altimeter. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
420 |
That new guidance system is archaic but effective. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
421 |
Can you give me a ride down? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
422 |
Don't pull over, he looks high. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
423 |
I'm going to let you call this one in. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
424 |
He is one of those guys always on Cloud Nine ! |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
425 |
They don't often hitch from heaven to Newark. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
426 |
Need a lift? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
427 |
I, captain, am tripping balls. Sucka fucka ducka, gucka. 3 rabble-rousers wiping me clean. You want that on draft, doctor? Do you-doctor? Doctor, I'm asking you a sassy question. Cracksag ballbag browntot. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
428 |
Relax, Jenkins. It's just another LSD tripper on Cloud 9 who's ready to come down. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
429 |
I'd like to help too, but that carry-on looks too big for the overhead |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
430 |
pull over, 7A isn't occupied. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
431 |
At least this guy isn't trying to clean our windsheild |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
432 |
He looks high to me, Captain. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
433 |
I hope he knows that carry-on will cost him $50 |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
434 |
The new TSA fast track |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
435 |
Should we ask which way he's headed? |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
436 |
See if you can drag him with the wing |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
437 |
Gotta be high. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
438 |
What if he's not TSA pre-approved? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
439 |
That's the problem with these 'cloud-based' businesses. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
440 |
He'd have better luck if he weren't insistent on going to LaGuardia. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
441 |
He probably hasn’t heard we no longer give NRA discounts. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
442 |
Millennials feel like everything should be free |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
443 |
He's higher than a kite. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
444 |
Are we really the Friendly Skies if we don't pick him up? |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
445 |
The same guy. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
446 |
Ladies and gentlemen, we have just been cleared to land. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
447 |
Standby? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
448 |
Another damn hippie with his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy head trip....! |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
449 |
People will do anything to avoid the lines at security. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
450 |
Wow, strange what you can save on your cloud. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
451 |
He must be on stand-by. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
15 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
452 |
Isn't there a cloud based ride share system? |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
453 |
What did people do before their lives were in the cloud? |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
454 |
What happens in the cloud, stays in the cloud. |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
455 |
I hope he catches a ride before it rains. |
1.3333 |
0.18687 |
15 |
12 |
1 |
2 |
456 |
I don't know if he's on the stuff or I am. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
457 |
This is your captain. If you'll look out the left side of the plane, you'll see that you've entered the Vermouth Triangle. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
458 |
Aah Chuck, this is the 4th one since we crossed into Colorado. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
459 |
Either he's wearing some kind of anti-gravity boots, or we're dead. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
460 |
It's the last boarding category. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
461 |
I'm sure someone will be by for him very soon. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
462 |
I’d normally stop, but that carry-on bag exceeds regulations. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
463 |
How could we possibly board somebody who hasn't gone through security? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
464 |
This is some good weed. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
465 |
"Now there is a lost soul". |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
466 |
I would, but his carry-on won't fit in the overhead bin. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
467 |
These designer cannabis strains are really getting out of hand; I mean, there IS such a thing as, "too high!" |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
468 |
Now we know what became of D. B. Cooper! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
469 |
Do you think he'll chip in for gas? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
470 |
Just pretend you don’t see him....non revenue. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
471 |
Looks like he's high to me. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
472 |
The weather report was right - cloudy with hitchhikers. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
473 |
Well, he obviously doesn't understand the situation of the gravity up here... |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
474 |
"Looks like another escapee from Purgatory". |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
475 |
Hey! You! Get off of that cloud. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
476 |
He must be a good person if he's up here. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
477 |
He got so high in 1968 that he still hasn't come down. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
478 |
Don't pick him up! He's high! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
479 |
Some guys will do anything to avoid the TSA. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
480 |
BUT WE'D HAVE TO CHARGE HIM FOR THE BAG. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
481 |
I don't know, he looks high to me. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
482 |
Sure. It's $25 for the bag. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
483 |
He must've gotten kicked off the other airliner. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
484 |
I am going to have seriously re-think storing my personal data in the cloud. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
485 |
Uber doesn't offer service in this neighborhood. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
486 |
Don't slow down...we need the lift more than he does |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
487 |
He flew with United. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
488 |
Sure, but there'll be a fee to check the bag. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
489 |
Take the next one.We're late. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
490 |
You remember what happened last time we stopped, don't you? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
491 |
He's been up here since the Summer of Love - just wants a lift to Frisco. |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
492 |
I was always in favor of legal marijuana, but lately I'm not so sure. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
493 |
Don't stop. He's obviously high on something. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
494 |
Well, we do have an open seat in economy. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
495 |
Some people will do anything to avoid the baggage fee. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
496 |
Don't stop. I think he's high on something. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
497 |
Oh good! My lyft is here. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
498 |
Not without pre-check. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
499 |
Well, now we know what became of D.B. Cooper. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
500 |
So Up with People is still a thing? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
501 |
I guess corporate was serious about the new cloud-based standby system. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
502 |
That's what happens when you launch on a Ford, instead of a Tesla. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
503 |
I repeat, Uber drone passenger still awaiting pickup. Over and out. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
504 |
No, if we do, we'll just destroy his will to fly on his own. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
505 |
Flight 776 to Air Force One... Are you missing a staffer? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
506 |
These west coast flights certainly are more interesting since legalization. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
507 |
Is that a hitchhiker or our first positive review? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
508 |
Did I tell you my drug test is next week? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
509 |
Have a heart. He probably just missed the last shuttle. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
510 |
He needs a shower. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
511 |
I really wish people wouldn't take 'A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' to heart. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
512 |
Looks like Larry's trippin' on Cloud 9 again. |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
513 |
I was certain we got rid of him. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
514 |
What does he think, we can just open the door to let him in? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
515 |
Just ignore him. He's tried this trick before. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
516 |
Sully, once was enough. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
517 |
Can you believe how high that guy is? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
518 |
about how old would D.B. Cooper be? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
519 |
Things are so bad, people are even leaving Cloud Nine. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
520 |
Full seat, next flight sir. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
521 |
No, don't pick him up. He looks really high, |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
522 |
Man, everything is Cloud-based these days. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
523 |
He’ll have to check that. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
524 |
We’ll pick you up on the return flight. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
525 |
Isn’t that your kid? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
526 |
Passing over Colorado? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
527 |
Sorry our backseat is much smaller than it appears |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
528 |
Pick him up. I don't think he is wearing shoes. |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
529 |
Wow, this is the 3rd one this week, . Heaven must be full that they getting rid of the reject. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
530 |
Anything to avoid checking in a bag at the terminal... |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
531 |
He was on Cloud 9 last week. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
532 |
I've seen him before and he's always high. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
533 |
What some people will do to avoid a security check. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
534 |
I thought that guy was on the "no fly" list... |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
535 |
Remember nonstop flights? |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
536 |
I thought he was on the no fly list |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
537 |
Sorry, buddy. This is a nonstop. |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
538 |
Poor schmuck. I dropped him off there last week. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
539 |
Does he want a ride or really likes our plane? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
540 |
I never pick up hitchhikers any more. Too dangerous. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
541 |
I guess they finally built that wall around heaven. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
542 |
Those snowboard guys are amazing ! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
543 |
Apparently cloud 9 wasn't all it was cracked up to be... |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
544 |
Whatever we do here, we CANNOT bump an asian doctor from his seat. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
545 |
Hellbound? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
546 |
Either he's high on drugs or we are. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
547 |
Every time a bell rings, an angel skips the proper boarding zones procedure. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
548 |
It's cloud's illusions I recall I really don't know clouds at all |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
549 |
I hate flying over states that have legalized marihuana. |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
550 |
I wonder how he got through security. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
551 |
I heard United tossed him out here. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
552 |
I don't care if it is Jerry Garcia. We're not stopping. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
553 |
Don't stop. I'm not in the mood for another 'my parachute didn't open' story. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
554 |
Too bad we're not going that way." |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
555 |
So my first thought is, 'now I'm skeptical of rain.' |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
556 |
We can charge him the last minute economy fare. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
557 |
I guess he’s still on stand by. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
558 |
Must be a Grateful Dead Fan |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
559 |
Oh ... him again. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
560 |
Man, Cloud Nine's looking a little run-down these days ... |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
561 |
Cloud nine ain't what it used to be! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
562 |
Hey there's a guy standing on a cloud over there! That's pretty neat! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
563 |
Easy to see we just crossed over the Colorado border... |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
564 |
Don't pick him up - He is high! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
565 |
I'll bet he's got weed. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
566 |
You know, maybe we did crash. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
567 |
Another angel in a mid-life crisis. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
568 |
He's beta testing the Air Lyft app. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
569 |
Let’s not. He looks a little scruffy. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
570 |
Captain, have you ever read 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
571 |
Well, everything else is in the cloud. It was just a matter of time. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
572 |
He must have been bumped from an earlier flight |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
573 |
Sully, here we go again. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
574 |
I can't get that song "Eight Miles High" out of my head. |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
575 |
Passing over Colorado? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
576 |
I was hoping this flight would go without a hitch. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
577 |
By any chance, are you guys going to San Fran, man? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
578 |
The “Petit Prince”, he ain’t. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
579 |
He’s high on something. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
580 |
I don't care if he does know the meaning of the universe, no hitchhikers! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
581 |
I hate flying over California. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
582 |
He's high if he thinks we're picking him up. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
583 |
He's lost some hair and gotten older, but I'm telling you it has to be D.B. Cooper. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
584 |
I guess, we are not allowed to take immigrants |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
585 |
He's on standby. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
586 |
He's the guy that started the whole cloud thing back in the day. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
587 |
Hitch High King |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
588 |
OK; just be sure he knows the baggage fee is ass, gas, or grass. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
589 |
You have to give him credit for just getting this far. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
590 |
He usually hangs out under the jet bridge. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
591 |
That's Spirit Airlines new economy class |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
592 |
Do you think he's the hitch hiker to the galaxy guy? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
593 |
You never know when you’re entertaining an angel. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
594 |
Better not. He looks pretty high. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
595 |
What I'll never understand is this trend for torn jeans. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
596 |
That's Elon. SpaceX must be out of service. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
597 |
If we pick him up, he still has to pay the $25 baggage fee. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
598 |
Says he wants to go to Cloud 9 |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
599 |
You dudes heading to Tom Petty’s party? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
600 |
He probably wants a ride to cloud 9. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
601 |
Isn't there an FAA rule against picking up hitch hikers? |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
602 |
He just got bumped off United. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
603 |
I only stop for Victoria's Secret Angels. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
604 |
Another United passenger, Captain. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
605 |
Sorry, but this is a nut-free flight. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
606 |
The cloud cover is low real today . |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
607 |
We're not falling for that again... |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
608 |
They really moved everything to the Cloud |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
609 |
Looks like Jesus has hit a rough spot in heaven |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
610 |
Trump's going to have to build that wall a bit higher. |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
611 |
Hitchhighkers... |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
612 |
Wow. I thought we removed overbooked passengers before we left the gate. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
613 |
Let's pick him up. He's got the guide to the galaxy. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
614 |
That's why they call it "post-modern art", Dad. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
615 |
But do you think it's safe to pull over here? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
616 |
Cloud computing, now cloud commuting—I can't keep up. |
1.3077 |
0.20831 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
2 |
617 |
Yeah, cloud consulting dried up last year. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
618 |
must've really pissed off that uber driver |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
619 |
'I guess that's what they mean by "travelling light".' |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
620 |
OK yeah...that Uber prayer didn't seem to work out. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
621 |
I guess the drugs have kicked in. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
622 |
One of us is higher than usual. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
623 |
You see more of these guys since they legalized marijuana |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
624 |
Wonder how long he's been on Cloud 9. |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
14 |
11 |
2 |
1 |
625 |
The "Twilight Zone Airplane Troll" sure isn't what he used to be. |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
14 |
11 |
2 |
1 |
626 |
Just ignore him - he's trying to hitch a ride to the Galaxy |
1.2857 |
0.19410 |
14 |
12 |
0 |
2 |
627 |
A lot of the hitchhickers around Denver are this high. |
1.2857 |
0.19410 |
14 |
12 |
0 |
2 |
628 |
These hippies are higher every year. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
629 |
Sorry, but that bag will not fit in the overhead bin, or under the seat in front of you> |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
630 |
He asked one too many questions on Air Force One. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
631 |
I wouldn't stop for that guy, he looks really high. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
632 |
I'd stop, but we're on final approach. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
633 |
Call me soft, but I just think United has taken this involuntary de-boarding thing too far. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
634 |
Apparently, people will do anything to avoid TSA... |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
635 |
Hold up, let me grab my Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
636 |
I pulled over once. Never again. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
637 |
Keep going, that bag won't fit in the overhead. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
638 |
Does he know how hard it is to slow down up here? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
639 |
That's boarding group 58 |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
640 |
"Could you take me to cloud nine"? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
641 |
Last time I picked one up he wouldn't stop complaining about the cabin pressure |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
642 |
Bob, you know the rules, no hitchhikers. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
643 |
Just pull over! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
644 |
It's that new type of standby they've started offering. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
645 |
Wish I hadn't seen that Twilight Zone |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
646 |
We must be close to Bermuda. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
647 |
This guy keeps forgetting his guide to the Galaxy. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
648 |
So much for Trump's wall. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
649 |
This ICloud thing is getting out of hand. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
650 |
United has really got to cool it with these passenger kick-offs. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
651 |
Holographs sure travel a long ways. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
652 |
Tough luck, buddy. We’re going the other way. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
653 |
Don’t stop. You never know. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
654 |
When you see God for the first time. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
655 |
The wall simply wasn't high enough. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
656 |
He's too cheap to call an Uber. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
657 |
Sure, you can have a lift but it'll be 40 bucks for the bag. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
658 |
Hey, isn't that Timothy Leary? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
659 |
I liked flying better when nothing was stored in the cloud. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
660 |
Ok. As long as he chips on for gas. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
661 |
Same guy, same place, every Friday! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
662 |
I'm thinking Rod Serling, Shatner and weed collaborated to change that 'Zone' episode. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
663 |
Same Guy. Same Cloud. Every Week! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
664 |
What a long strange trip it's been. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
665 |
That's a funny looking bird. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
666 |
"We must be flying over Aspen". |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
667 |
Hippy on Cloud 9 |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
668 |
Watch out, sometimes they get stuck in the engine. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
669 |
I wonder what's in the backpack. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
670 |
We won't if you're worried, but I still don't think he's a killer. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
671 |
Think the hippie has a frequent traveler number? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
672 |
People certainly get desperate when they miss their connecting flight. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
673 |
I always thought it was "Stairway to Heaven" and "Highway to Hell." |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
674 |
DO YOU know the way to San Jose? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
675 |
Cirrusly? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
676 |
Guess some who wander are lost. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
677 |
So that's how my files are transferred through the cloud. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
678 |
I've told him before - we don't stop for hitchhikers. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
679 |
I guess his flight was overbooked. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
680 |
Sorry bud, its clear skies over that way |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
681 |
And that's our Cloud Engineer ! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
682 |
We should give him a lift. I think he's small enough to fit into one of our passenger seats. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
683 |
Darn. I was hoping this flight would go off without a hitch |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
684 |
That's the ninth one and the first to look happy |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
685 |
It's Douglas Adams again. Just ignore him. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
686 |
That guy must really be high. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
687 |
I don't know. He looks high. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
688 |
I think we have one basic economy seat left. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
689 |
Do you think he went through Security? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
690 |
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
691 |
If he catches the wing, we can take him as far as St. Louis. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
692 |
“That pack is too big for carry on”. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
693 |
It's getting harder and harder to fly stand-by. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
694 |
Whoa. God's a hippie? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
695 |
Ever since Prop 64 passed, the "mile high club" has taken on a whole new meaning. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
696 |
Wait a sec. Is that... D.B. Cooper?!? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
697 |
We're nonstop, maybe he should contact UberAir. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
698 |
Don't let him know this is american airlines |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
699 |
Not an angel folks but to your left is a homeless guy caught in the smog along I-5 near LA...we're flying a bit low today. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
700 |
We could charge more for his bag... |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
701 |
Don't stop to pick him up, Bob, he looks high." |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
702 |
Extra seat? United overbooked again. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
703 |
He must be really high. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
704 |
He must be flying standby. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
705 |
He's a galaxy hitchhiker without a guide. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
706 |
As if |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
707 |
Don’t see too many people moving from ‘The Cloud’ these days. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
708 |
I've heard of bumping a passenger before a flight, but this is a little much. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
709 |
The places people to capture Pokémon! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
710 |
he's got a ticket to ride... |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
711 |
We have a seat in Basic Economy, but I can't believe he's that desperate. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
712 |
Maybe if he had a clever sign or something. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
713 |
Nah, let him take the Hoboken ferry like everyone else, Capt. Sully. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
714 |
We can’t, syncing with the cloud is always such a hassle. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
715 |
Just throw him some pretzels and keep moving. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
716 |
Yep - the guy sang 'Off we go into the wild blue yonder' one time too many. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
717 |
He's got flexible dates. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
718 |
Shall we report an unidentified standing object? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
719 |
Isn't that the chap that was thrown off the earlier flight to San Francisco? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
720 |
Sully, don't look now, but I think our prayers have been answered., |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
721 |
Dude, I think we took a wrong turn in Bermuda. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
722 |
It wont help him if we pick him up. He needs to learn to fly. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
723 |
You see some strange stuff on these flights to San Francisco. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
724 |
The Cloud must be full, hate it when that happens. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
725 |
Picked him up last week. He was on cloud nine. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
726 |
We know he's not on the 'do not fly' list |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
727 |
Isn't that the guy who wrote HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
728 |
He and his support tarantula got kicked off. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
729 |
Used to be I could fly from here to San Diego and not pass one hitch hiker |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
730 |
Ignore him. We learned our lesson last time. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
731 |
We could pick him up, but unfortunately this is a non-stop. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
732 |
Wow! That guy’s really high |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
733 |
Maybe we should do another passenger count? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
734 |
I don't think we can do it. This is a non-stop. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
735 |
What Crash? I just saw that guy in coach before take off! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
736 |
He must not know this is a United flight. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
737 |
This is Major Tom to GroundControl...I think theres something very wrong...with Amazon's Cloud-Service today. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
738 |
They say it's faster than TSA PreCheck. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
739 |
Probably doesn't realize this is a non-stop flight |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
740 |
I preferred it when they were just playing the harp... |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
741 |
Here's another one who didn't have enough for the stairway. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
742 |
Don't bother, Sully. I'm sure he has a towel in that bag. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
743 |
If we pick him up we can use the car pool lane. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
744 |
No way am I going to do that Hudson thing again... |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
745 |
It's amazing what they're storing in the cloud these days. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
746 |
I guess he took the stairway up. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
747 |
Woah - that guy took getting high to a whole new level. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
748 |
"Another thumbs up for cutting out discounts to the N.R.A. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
749 |
Makes you wonder if some of the discount fares are worth it? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
750 |
Yeah, he's in the cloud and wants to get back to Silicon Valley but no one will stop for him. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
751 |
It looks like Cloud Nine has fallen on hard times. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
752 |
Maybe he has gas money. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
753 |
Ignore him. He’s high. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
754 |
We must be over Colorado. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
755 |
Sorry, we only go as far as cloud eight. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
756 |
Elvis hitchhiking. They call it a "contact mirage". We must be flying over Colorado! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
757 |
Everybody's using the cloud these days. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
758 |
I get so tired of these guys trying to hook a cloud ride. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
759 |
Don't worry, he'll wing it. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
760 |
Quick! Pretend we don't see him. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
761 |
I think he's telling us to bring the nose up. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
762 |
Only if he has gas money. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
763 |
Wow! He must be really high! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
764 |
Do you mind checking the altimeter one more time? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
765 |
The air traffic controllers in Key West are sure a different breed. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
766 |
For the last time, we can't pull over! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
767 |
You can't trust these types- they're always a little high. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
768 |
Just keep looking straight ahead. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
769 |
Wow, cloud computing really overpromised. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
770 |
I see our airline got a new angel investor |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
771 |
Ass, gas, or grass? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
772 |
Thrust me when I say he doesn't need a lift. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
773 |
Uber really is going too far. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
774 |
I do hope someone picks him up before it rains. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
775 |
Say Alf... do you think drugs are getting stronger? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
776 |
I know we can't stop, but I still feel a little guilty. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
777 |
Don't pick up hitchhikers, Captain. Especially when they're high. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
778 |
Sorry, we're fully booked. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
779 |
Well, that's one way to avoid a TSA pat down. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
780 |
Keep going. Probably high. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
781 |
The plane in front of us must be an American Airlines. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
782 |
Looks like United overbooked again. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
783 |
Nobody's picked him up since we dropped him off here last week. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
784 |
Don't pick him up. He looks high. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
785 |
Sir, how come you have never given me a compliment on my flying? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
786 |
Looks like another cloud nine return trip. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
787 |
I dunno, he must be on standby. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
788 |
Before deregulation, we could have picked him up. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
789 |
Let's check our coordinates . . . I think one of us is lost. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
790 |
I picked a bad day to fly sober. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
791 |
Going to LA? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
792 |
Better not. He looks high. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
793 |
We can't , there's no place to pull over. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
794 |
I heard you dragged someone off earlier. Can I take his seat? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
795 |
It's our newest economy class. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
796 |
I told you not to get so high. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
797 |
What say we don't include this in the flight-log? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
798 |
Better check those vegan brownies. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
799 |
These regional carriers treat their pilots like dirt! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
800 |
Forecast says a beautiful day. Not a cloud in the sky. And you’re just gonna leave him there? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
801 |
Well, he would have to remove his belt and light coat first. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
802 |
You'd think United would have landed before removing him... |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
803 |
Good thing he only has a carry-on. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
804 |
Don't stop. He's obviously high. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
805 |
This is weird but have you heard about the hitchhikers the folks at NASA pick up? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
806 |
Elderly hippie standing in whipped cream on runway, 10-4. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
807 |
Forget it. The last one we rescued complained about the airline food. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
808 |
probably a terrorist |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
809 |
You'd think a cloud computing tech would be paid more than that. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
810 |
I thought United changed their passenger removal policy. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
811 |
Looks like millennials have taken Jack Kerouac to the cloud. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
812 |
Looks like we found D.B. Cooper. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
813 |
Yeah, I see him. Happens every time we’re over Woodstock |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
814 |
Looks like Jack Kerouac needs a lift again. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
815 |
Gas, Grass, or Ass, buddy. Nobody rides for free! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
816 |
Burning Man is so tight. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
817 |
I picked the wrong week to stop drinking. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
818 |
Okay, give him a ride, but my Mother can never know about this. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
819 |
Guess he ain't on cloud 9. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
820 |
Caption, do you think he might know where we are? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
821 |
I'd stop, but that bag will never fit under the seat in front of him |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
822 |
Don't stop. That thumb isn't in a full upright and locked position. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
823 |
Is that Neil Young? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
824 |
If it’s D. B. Cooper, tell him the fare has risen. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
825 |
And folks, off to your left, you'll see the inspiration for a classic 1960's Rolling Stones hit. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
826 |
We've got a schedule to keep. He can catch the next one. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
827 |
He probably wants a ride to the SkyMall. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
828 |
Someone should tell this guy, 'Only prayers get you out of Purgatory". He'll be out there all day |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
829 |
They stopped giving angels wings after the 2008 housing crisis. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
830 |
Whatever you do, don't make eye contact. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
831 |
I hate to stereotype people, but I wouldn’t pick that guy up on the jersey turnpike. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
832 |
The lunacy of that guy is beyond terminal. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
833 |
Just pull over, Phil. We never make our arrival times anyways. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
834 |
Can you check our altitude again, Steve? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
835 |
O.K., one of us is really high! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
836 |
Our oxygen levels are improving, Johnson. My hallucinations are up to the 1970s. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
837 |
Look, another United passenger. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
838 |
Some folks will do anything to avoid the baggage check fee. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
839 |
Layovers are not what they used to be. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
840 |
We’re not going where he’s going |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
841 |
I hope he knows to duck for the wing! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
842 |
I'm sure it's just a weathered buffoon. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
843 |
What would Jesus do? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
844 |
Douglas Adams again...what part of 'we can't fly that far' does he not understand? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
845 |
He must think we're taxiing. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
846 |
Always the most awkward part of this route. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
847 |
Whoa! I would really like to try whatever he is on! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
848 |
We've seen a lot of this since they legalized pot in California. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
849 |
You think that's a wig? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
850 |
See this guy's got the right altitude! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
851 |
Captain, wasn't this the guy on the mountaintop café in a previous cartonn? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
852 |
Yeah, he's a beta tester who went cloud |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
853 |
The way people dress these days! No wonder he was bumped from PearlyGatesExpress! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
854 |
We can only pick him up if he's been TSA prechecked. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
855 |
You would think he'd be fine hanging out on cloud 9. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
856 |
He's probably been waiting an eternity for someone to pick him up. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
857 |
Hey Frank....how's that for a cloud-based platform? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
858 |
Sorry! We're going down, you'll have to catch the next flight to go up. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
859 |
We can only stop on cloud nine. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
860 |
That must be the new super economy class. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
861 |
Hey Mitch, there's another one of those Cloud Entry TSA Pre-Check. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
862 |
Wow. He used to fly Pence around. I thought he got a job in White House. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
863 |
Ignore him, I can tell he's high. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
864 |
These people avoiding the baggage fees are getting ridiculous! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
865 |
Don't stop. He looks suspicious. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
866 |
Hey, this ain't the "Airway to Heaven," Dude! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
867 |
He must be high. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
868 |
I guess life on Cloud 9 is not so great after all. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
869 |
I know that horizontal integration of routes makes sense, but Greyhound!....What were we thinking? |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
870 |
He'll never get a ride with that oversize carry-on. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
871 |
Now there's a fellow who's high in a way that's genuinely literal. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
872 |
He took Uber with an expired credit card. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
873 |
Hello Colorado. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
874 |
If you don't mind, I'll let you report him, sir. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
875 |
Feck it ..... pull in. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
876 |
Tell the folks in the cabin to enjoy the hologram from Turner Classic Movies. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
877 |
We gotta stop drinking on these long haul flights. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
878 |
That guy's higher than a kite. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
879 |
That's just Earl. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
880 |
We can't, it'll mess up our on-time statistics. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
881 |
Is that DB Cooper? |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
882 |
No, I'm not going to call it in! |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
883 |
AND waive the checked bag fee?? |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
884 |
Sorry Bud...we've crammed so many people in this plane already, there's no place for you... |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
885 |
I think he is high. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
886 |
Flight 568 to Tower...we found Bobby McGee... |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
887 |
Must be the guy who's updating "the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy." |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
888 |
I think he should read "Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy." |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
889 |
How high is this guy? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
890 |
I bet he got this high for a lot cheaper. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
891 |
Hey, isn't that Douglas Addams? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
892 |
Keep driving, he looks suspicious!.. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
893 |
Now Skipper, what did your mom tell you about picking up hitch hikers in a strange place? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
894 |
Looks like Jerry is still trying to make a comeback. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
895 |
Everything is moving to the cloud. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
896 |
Oh yeah he's high, ripped jeans, long hair, backpack, he's probably barefoot too! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
897 |
Our new strict standby rules are for the birds. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
898 |
Seems as though double booking isn't a problem for some airlines! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
899 |
Negative Captain, he was the bassist for the Butthole Surfers, not Hüsker Dü. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
900 |
You know those jeans come off the shelf like that? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
901 |
Don’t, he’s obviously high. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
902 |
«Remember what happened the last time we picked up a hitch-hiker ?» |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
903 |
Now will you admit we should have avoided that swirling black hole?!? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
904 |
He does realize we are descending? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
905 |
That's how I met you... Remember? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
906 |
Looks like another poor soul lost in the cloud, Sir. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
907 |
We flying over Colorado again? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
908 |
What does he think he is, God? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
909 |
Must be one of those counter culture dudes with his feet in the clouds. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
910 |
Don’t stop, I think he’s high. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
911 |
Wow, talk about living in the cloud! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
912 |
Say...isn't that D.B. Cooper? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
913 |
That wing is gonna hurt. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
914 |
What is Hitchin' a Ride by Vanity Fare? I win again, Jones. I've been playing "Clues in the Clouds" a lot longer than you have. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
915 |
Does he look suspicious to you? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
916 |
It looks like we're heading into the same kind of turbulence you experienced in the sixties |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
917 |
That's Doug but I Don't see Eoin. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
918 |
Which one's the altimeter? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
919 |
I never pick up people who are that high. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
920 |
I guess privatized space travel has its downfalls after all. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
921 |
He took Douglas Adams way too literally. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
922 |
Wow! Looks like the Hipsters are taking sending things to the Cloud to a new level! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
923 |
Look at this airhead thinking he's getting a ride |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
924 |
Wow. Cloud boarding. Modern technology, man. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
925 |
We can't. He hasn't been through security. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
926 |
I'm not sure what road he's on, but it's not the one paved with good intentions. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
927 |
Jeez, that takes high as a kite to a whole other level. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
928 |
These White House staffers aren't even waiting for Air Force One to land! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
929 |
He's now free to move about the atmosphere |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
930 |
Yes, he used to fly for the airline, but he could never let go |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
931 |
I'll bet he flew United. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
932 |
The Tesla must have konked out. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
933 |
I doubt anyone will pick him up in that getup |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
934 |
Let's not pick him up, he's as high as a kite, in fact higher. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
935 |
I guess that's one way of bypassing TSA. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
936 |
Sometimes they get tired of being stored in the cloud. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
937 |
Don't stop. I think he's standby. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
938 |
HELP! My Uber driver's GPS conked out and he had to drop me off here! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
939 |
For a minute there, I thought I saw a guy hitching a ride to heaven. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
940 |
Mein Gott, he's high as a kite. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
941 |
Just how far out are we? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
942 |
Are you going to Cloud Nine? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
943 |
I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
944 |
One of us is a little too high. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
945 |
Heaven can wait |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
946 |
Shall we pull over and pick him up? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
947 |
He's part of the latest fad - it's called "cloud commuting" |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
948 |
Must be flying standby on one of those discount airlines. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
949 |
It says here, "cloudy, with a chance of moochers." |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
950 |
No, he looks like he's high |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
951 |
No chance that guy stays seated while we taxi to the gate. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
952 |
Hop in, but you'll have to take a middle seat. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
953 |
Ignore. He's on "Cloud Nine". We have to work. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
954 |
So this is what it's come down to for Arthur Dent. Still hitchhiking through the galaxy. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
955 |
You know we are not allowed to pick up hitch-hikers |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
956 |
He looks enough like D. B. Cooper that I'm tempted. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
957 |
I'm not so sure he's better off without Garfunkle.. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
958 |
Oh, c'mon, it'll make the trip go faster. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
959 |
Don't stop; could be a hijacker. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
960 |
Cloudy with a chance of hitchhikers. The forecast was right on the money again! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
961 |
He must have exhausted his frequent flier miles |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
962 |
Think all his liquids and gels are under 3 oz.? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
963 |
I don't care what the conmercials claim, landing in Buffalo in the heart of winter is unnerving. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
964 |
You know, it amazes me what some people will do to try to get a free ride on our airline. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
965 |
Flight’s not full. Let’s give him a lift. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
966 |
Are we still doing super-standby? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
967 |
I guess Tim's having a bad day...I know he flies when he's having fun. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
968 |
Forget it--we're not supposed to open the door at this altitude. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
969 |
I dunno. I must've rubbed Elon Musk the wrong way. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
970 |
Aw...c'mon... you are the fifth plane to come by without stopping. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
971 |
I forgot to break my Prozac in half. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
972 |
I didn't know that United flew this route. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
973 |
Can I ride back with you, Sully? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
974 |
Better not- that guy just doesn't look normal. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
975 |
I think we finally found our Uber rider. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
976 |
Told you this would happen when they legalize marijuana. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
977 |
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is fiction isn't it? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
978 |
Do you really think he wants us to take him to heaven? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
979 |
He's the guy who wrote the book 'Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
980 |
Let's pick him up. I never did see the movie. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
981 |
Look, that's the D.B.Cooper, guy isn't it? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
982 |
"Hey, isn't that the guy from Jefferson Airplane?" Shelley Rodgers Alexandria VA |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
983 |
Hey, isn't that the same guy we saw over Fresno last week? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
984 |
"Sorry, this is a non-stop flight." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
985 |
I picked him up last year. He's the sound man in rock and roll heaven. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
986 |
Someone that high has got to be a Canadian. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
987 |
Look! Someone is using our new cloud-based ride sharing system! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
988 |
Well, he's already got his shoes off... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
989 |
Ugh, another UBER Air rider?! This sharing economy is getting ridiculous. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
990 |
Oh! Look - it's D.B. Cooper! |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
991 |
Stranger Danger! |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
992 |
I get it, the fare is cheap, but is it really worth the layover? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
993 |
Is he flying our super basic economy? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
994 |
Actually, I did once, but he only wanted to use the restroom. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
995 |
My mother said not to stop and ;ick up hitchhikers |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
996 |
Too scruffy. Maybe the next one. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
997 |
Another Standby! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
998 |
Up here they need both wings and a prayer. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
999 |
Wow! A rare Jets fan! |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1000 |
If he's in mountain-top snow, we're in trouble! If not, it's even worse. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1001 |
I know the guy. He can afford a ticket but he finds this more challenging. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1002 |
They call him the Flying Coachman. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1003 |
Just another voter who was promised the sky. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1004 |
Don't worry, he's on a cloud source platform. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1005 |
Don't stop! He looks seriously high. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1006 |
Keep going Mike, no way he can afford our carry on baggage fee. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1007 |
Do you think he has a guide to the galaxy? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1008 |
Do you think he is TSA precheck? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1009 |
This is what the iCloud Drive Service could have been. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1010 |
Sorry, we only have middle seats. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1011 |
Let's not pick him up, he looks really high. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1012 |
He must have read “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1013 |
Did you give any more thought to that early retirement scheme? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1014 |
The cheapest ticket got me only till here. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1015 |
Hey Captain, first one we've seen trying to get off of Cloud Nine. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1016 |
On a wing and a prayer!!! |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1017 |
"Amazing he is TSA Pre approved". |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1018 |
Whew, Paul … I guess #metoo skipped us and got Heaven instead … |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1019 |
Poor guy he's been on the no-fly list since he was born, understand God couldn't do much about it either |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1020 |
Ghost Riders these days just aren’t what they used to be. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1021 |
Could I hitch a ride with you while my cloud backs up? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1022 |
We're at 50,000 feet. What could possibly happen if we stop for him? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1023 |
Captain , Can you recheck fuel gage please |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1024 |
Ladies and gentlemen, we are now passing Cloud 9. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1025 |
He's never going to get picked up with a carry-on that large. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1026 |
OMG! It's Major Tom. He lost his tin can. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1027 |
Keep going. That bag will never fit in the overhead bins. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1028 |
Don't even think of it, Sully! If you tell anyone, neither of us will ever fly again! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1029 |
I'm putting in for vacation as soon as we land. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1030 |
Ugh, nobody’s stopping. I knew I should have dressed up as a chick. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1031 |
We could stop but I'm not sure his bag fits in the overhead. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1032 |
Is he always that upbeat? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1033 |
Just when I thought I understood “on the cloud” |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1034 |
Another backpacker is stranded on cloud nine... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1035 |
Is he telling us good job? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1036 |
He can't handle the long layover in Nirvana. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1037 |
They must have just legalized it in California. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1038 |
He'd have to check that backpack. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1039 |
Don't pick him up. He's too high. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1040 |
Sorry buddy, these skies are not friendly. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1041 |
Ignore him, Captain. He is already in the 7th heaven. In a minute he vapors like a cloud. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1042 |
I'm guessing UberAir isn't a thing yet then |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1043 |
Cloud commuter. Router glitch. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1044 |
His duffle bag is too big for a carry-on. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1045 |
Standbys are getting very creative! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1046 |
Just wing it. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1047 |
I wonder if that's D. B. Cooper |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1048 |
Do you see that Johnson? These shades DO make look cool! That dude just gave me a thumbs up! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1049 |
But what if he has a water bottle? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1050 |
This is your pilot, we are now passing over Colorado. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1051 |
He sent himself to "my" cloud by mistake. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1052 |
It's the latest thing in cloud-based ride sharing. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1053 |
I don't think so captain. I can't see his shoes. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1054 |
Boarding group 9. And all rows. You can now board. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1055 |
NRA members are really struggling to get flights. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1056 |
But even if that were possible, where would you fit his bag? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1057 |
Don't get any ideas, Sully. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1058 |
There's another one! Ever since The Wall went up, it's been crazy up here. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1059 |
We gotta get out of this place. If it’s the last thing we ever do |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1060 |
...only if he has enough frequent flyer miles, Sully. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1061 |
Must be that Hitchhiker to the Galaxy I've heard about... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1062 |
Looks like the Russians have hacked into our Cloud |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1063 |
"Forty-two" - some hitchhiker |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1064 |
He was singing off key and the flight attendant told him to play outside. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1065 |
Well, he kept asking for more leg room. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1066 |
That’s the new Basic Fare. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1067 |
Tell me that's a cloud he's on and not a snow bank... |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1068 |
All we have left is First Class. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1069 |
I guess we are flying over Colorado now. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1070 |
Keep going. He looks like he's high on something. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1071 |
Now this takes standby to a whole new level. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1072 |
those Canadians get around.... |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1073 |
Hey, Captain, was that Jack Kerouac ‘On The iCloud’? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1074 |
Wow! I wonder what he's smoking? Must be the Ultimate High! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1075 |
Isn't that your old back pack he's wearing? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1076 |
Now you know why I don't trust the cloud. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1077 |
No way. You heard what happened to Amelia right? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1078 |
Never saw anyone more patient to get on "standby ". |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1079 |
Cloud computing pays well, but the commute is tricky. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1080 |
How do we know he'd clear a TS.A. scan? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1081 |
"He broke the first rule of retail: "Never get high on your own supply.'". |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1082 |
I mean, Jones says he's TSA Pre-Check, but you just can't trust anyone these days. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1083 |
I told you, we're not stopping til we get there. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1084 |
I think we need a bigger wall... |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1085 |
Of all days for Shattner to have missed a flight. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1086 |
Yeah, but then we would have to charge him a baggage fee. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1087 |
Once the Tesla roadster was launched, cloud hitch hiking was bound to follow. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1088 |
And they say men won’t ask for help when they’re lost. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1089 |
Tell him we’re only going as far as Cloud 8. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1090 |
Walt Disney said to beware of hitchhiking ghosts |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1091 |
Another one uploaded to the cloud and forgot his password. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1092 |
We can take you as far as LaGuardia. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1093 |
Finally, an answer to the D. B. Cooper mystery |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1094 |
I never pick up anyone who looks like he’s high. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1095 |
If we stop to pick up one hitchhiker we'll have to stop for them all! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1096 |
Why do they all have to have knee holes in their jeans? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1097 |
Ass, grass, or helium ...no one rides for free. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1098 |
I must be seeing things. I could swear we passed the same guy over Wichita. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1099 |
I thought those Brownies tasted funny. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1100 |
Does he really think that we'd stop to pick up somebody dressed like that? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1101 |
That guy must be on cloud nine! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1102 |
D. B. Cooper. No wonder they couldn't find him. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1103 |
Too bad Purgatory isn't one of our scheduled stops. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1104 |
He should have thought of that before saving himself to The Cloud. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1105 |
Don’t panic. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1106 |
Flying over the Alps ain't what it used to be. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1107 |
19 years ago I would have pulled over. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1108 |
Go for it 'Sully'. You've defied the odds before. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1109 |
Oh, that's Joe. He's always on cloud nine. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1110 |
Back in the 70s, I would have picked him up, but these days, you just don’t know. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1111 |
Tell him we need a longer runway to stop. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1112 |
Isn't that the same guy from a few miles back? This is getting creepy. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1113 |
Funny, he doesn't look like Mick Jagger. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1114 |
It’s the new economy package. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1115 |
Yikes! Either he's high or I am! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1116 |
Is he high, or are we? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1117 |
Flying standby has changed a lot in the past few years. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1118 |
Where the hell does he think we're going? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1119 |
I guess he likes your technique. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1120 |
I've seen this movie, keep going. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1121 |
Hey, That's Elon Musk. Nothing like the experience of a wind-turbine solar-powered Tesla to bring you out of the clouds! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1122 |
I'm beginning to feel sorry for him--he's been there since 1972. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1123 |
There’s our ride share. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1124 |
Spirit Airlines usually picks him up |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1125 |
I suppose this is part of that new cloud technology |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1126 |
Between you and me, I really like this job so let’s keep this to ourselves. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1127 |
Unidentified, my foot. That's my uncle Charlie. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1128 |
Holy crap, B.D. Cooper! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1129 |
Economy class. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1130 |
We’ll have to charge him extra for the bag. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1131 |
Hey, isn't that Major Tom? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1132 |
Sorry sir, carry-on bags are not permitted in hitchhiker class. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1133 |
Makes sense, this is cloud number 42 |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1134 |
I'd stop, but that bag would never fit into the overhead bin. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1135 |
Have you ever seen the William Shatner Twilight Zone episode? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1136 |
That's odd. Usually he's on Cloud Nine. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1137 |
I'd pick him up but we're a non-stop flight. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1138 |
He's got enough lifts already. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1139 |
We are over San Quentin, so we really shouldn't... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1140 |
Are the Dead in town? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1141 |
Kerouac way-point to port. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1142 |
Nah; he doesn't want a lift--that's cloud nine, and he's giving us a thumbs-up |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1143 |
Looks like another Unidentified Fingering Object to report. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1144 |
Maybe he lost his guide to the galaxy? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1145 |
This is your captain speaking. Those passengers on the left-hand side of the plane should not be alarmed. Federal aviation regulations prevent us from taking hitchhikers on board. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1146 |
I'd stop, but there's no way to get his backpack through security. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1147 |
What a bum! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1148 |
Maybe on the way back. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1149 |
Every time I fly by heaven fucking Winkler is out there all "Eyyyyyyyy". Hey Fonzie: get a life! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1150 |
We must be getting close to Frisco. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1151 |
We don't need his guide to the galaxy. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1152 |
Damn it!! There's that guy again!! |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1153 |
I told you there is nothing there...Maybe you shouldn't binge watch the Twilight Zone on Netflix. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1154 |
This happens every time we pass Cloud 9! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1155 |
It would set a bad precedent. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1156 |
He's in luck, today just happens to be, bring a hippie to work day. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1157 |
Wow, they still hitchhike to Grateful Dead shows? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1158 |
He knows there's a wing coming, right? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1159 |
We're not the only ones who are high right now... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1160 |
Must be the new fare just below "Basic".............. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1161 |
Woodstock. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1162 |
Tower we have a DB Cooper sighting |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1163 |
This has been happening a lot since California legalized marijuana! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1164 |
Alright, but if he starts playing 'Spirit in the Sky' we're letting him off again. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1165 |
Yes, I've flown over Colorado before. But I never inhaled. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1166 |
Come to think of it, we do need a rhythm guitarist. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1167 |
Jerry never thought he'd find himself up in the clouds. Certainly not hitching from one. He hadn’t bargained on the kids’ trampoline being so springy. It was a long way down, luckily he’d packed snacks. He gave the jet a thumbs up, smile and a wink. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1168 |
Not-So-Superman? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1169 |
Why didn't you tell me I'd be hallucinating if we got this high? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1170 |
So now passengers can catch a ride using the Cloud. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1171 |
I guess D.B. Cooper finally ran out of money. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1172 |
You'd think that Stephen King could pay full fare. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1173 |
I think he'd have better luck if a UFO cruised by. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1174 |
Some companies are tougher about 'bumping' passengers than others. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1175 |
We could take him as far as Cloud 9. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1176 |
Let him board and in five minutes he'll be demanding an upgrade! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1177 |
Remember when it was safe to pick-up hitchhikers? Now you wouldn't dare. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1178 |
Things keep getting weird every time that wall keeps growing by ten feet. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1179 |
Boy I'll tell you, standby has become so dangerous. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1180 |
Maybe we didn't come through that storm as well as we thought. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1181 |
Looks like one of the Olympic Snowboarders caught too much "Big Air!" |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1182 |
My gosh, everything's in the cloud now. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1183 |
We're half empty and ahead of schedule. What do ya say, captain? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1184 |
He looks nice, Chet. Let’s pull over... |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1185 |
Third one today. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1186 |
He must have lost his guide to the galaxy. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1187 |
We’ve been getting a lot of this over Colorado since they legalized cannibus. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1188 |
Is that Tom Petty trying to hitchhike back down to earth from heaven? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1189 |
Now I get it. 42! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1190 |
No, that bag will never fit in the overhead bin. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1191 |
Tell me again why there isn't a female pilot in this cartoon? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1192 |
We'll pick him up on the way back! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1193 |
The last plane that didn't pick me up crashed. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1194 |
I don't pick up hitchhikers. Especially if they are high. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1195 |
I guess we should check the rules manual and see if it’s covered? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1196 |
What do ya think? Should we pick him up? I don't know, he looks pretty high. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1197 |
He must be high. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1198 |
These kids are really embracing the cloud. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1199 |
I dunno. He looks a little flighty to me. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1200 |
Tell him "gas, grass, or ass". |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1201 |
It's another old hippie who travels on a wing and a prayer. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1202 |
Third we’ve seen today. Must be another cloud migration. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1203 |
Hey buddy a ride is gas, grass or $50 for an extra bag fee |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1204 |
Sully, landing on the Hudson was impressive... But it's physically impossible to put this thing on a CLOUD! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1205 |
Don't stop for him. I gave him a lift once and he wouldn't stop talking. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1206 |
Well his thumb is in the right place, because he's going to get the wing without the prayer. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1207 |
That's why we're not allowed to eat the same meal Captain. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1208 |
Sorry, Federal Regulations prevent us from stopping for Hitchhikers. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1209 |
I've stopped to pick someone up before... boy, was that a disaster. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1210 |
What do you mean, 'We can drop him off on the West Side Highway,' Sully? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1211 |
He was really never able to handle the idea that he had failed to Make America Great Again..... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1212 |
Okay, but he'll have to check the bag. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1213 |
It just wouldn't be fair to everyone who had to wait in line. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1214 |
If he's up here, he's probably not on the No Fly List. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1215 |
We're not picking him up, Phil. He looks like he's high on something. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1216 |
This path to citizenship thing is getting ridiculous. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1217 |
We’re gonna pick him up alright. He’s about to be our wingman. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1218 |
I don't know. I picked up one of those guys once and he stank to high heaven. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1219 |
No Way!! I heard Johnson picked one up last year and now they have him flying out of Newark |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1220 |
They're putting everything in the cloud these days. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1221 |
Did I ever tell you I saw Elvis once? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1222 |
Flying standby is not what it used to be. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1223 |
Hey, look! It's Major Tom! |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1224 |
Do we still charge him for the bag? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1225 |
We’re seeing more and more of this. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1226 |
Yes, sir, your wife's brownies are very special. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1227 |
If he can make it all the way up here, I don't know why he needs to hitchhike. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1228 |
It seems even hitchhiking is in the cloud now |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1229 |
I don't know. He looks pretty high to me. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1230 |
Anywhere but Earth, please! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1231 |
Man, the last guy must’ve really screwed him! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1232 |
Ok but this time you need to tell him we only have middle seats BEFORE he gets in the plane. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1233 |
Don't pick him up, he's obviously high. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1234 |
Pilot: It's DB Cooper on a cloud. He's thumbs up looking like a hitchhiker Ground Control: You found him! Well as long as he's not hijacking, pick him up. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1235 |
It's the guy from the Twilight Zone. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1236 |
We're seeing more iCloud burn-outs every day. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1237 |
Must be high if he thinks we’re gonna pick him up |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1238 |
He's using the new iCloud hitchhiking app. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1239 |
I told you we were flying too low. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1240 |
But what if he has over three fluid ounces of liquids? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1241 |
The plane ahead of us is super economy. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1242 |
He’s in boarding-group Z. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1243 |
I remember when people dressed for flying. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1244 |
He's lucky. There's an empty plane right behind us! |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1245 |
It's always that same guy, same cloud. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1246 |
The last flight that didn't pick me up was Malaysia Airlines Flight 17. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1247 |
I thought Willie and Neil buckled up. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1248 |
Well, since the aircraft is stopped in midair, why not pick him up. Maybe he knows how to get us going again. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1249 |
No, TSA says we can't, |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1250 |
Yeh, ol' DB Copper will be waiting a long time before we pick him up again. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1251 |
There used to be a lot more. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1252 |
Some folks will do anything to avoid security. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1253 |
Looks like he's not free fallin' anymore. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1254 |
I was right - Air Traffic Control DID say Airway 51, not Area 51. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1255 |
They used to call them Jesus Freaks......harmless, but we can't pick him up on a "non-stop" flight. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1256 |
Not again. You remember what happened last time we stopped for one. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1257 |
We'd have to put him in first class. There are no seats left in the back. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1258 |
It’s the new app, Lyft-Off. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1259 |
We could pick him up, sir. He must have great weed. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1260 |
Talk about being high! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1261 |
I heard the "air'uber" website had crashed. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1262 |
Someone didn't want a body scan. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1263 |
Yup, we're definitely flying over Colorado. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1264 |
What’s he doing in secure airspace? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1265 |
If he doesn't have a ticket, f*** him. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1266 |
United 123 to Ground; requesting permission to pick-up stranded IT technician. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1267 |
Oh look! Fred's ride broke down again |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1268 |
No, let's not. The last time we picked up one of those guys, he didn't smell heavenly at all! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1269 |
I'm open to cloud commuting but we don't want to get a virus. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1270 |
If you want a ride to Los Angeles you need to go to the other side of the air way. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1271 |
I didn’t think anyone still read Doug Adams. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1272 |
Certainly the road less traveled. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1273 |
You'd have to be crazy to pick up a hitchhiker who's that high. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1274 |
Sure...but he's not as annoying as the squeegee guys.... |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1275 |
That guy should grab an Uber. Nobody hitchhikes anymore. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1276 |
I don't know Stan, his bag looks bigger than 9 x 14 x 22. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1277 |
That's one way to beat airport security! |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1278 |
Don't stop. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1279 |
We're not stopping — we're already behind schedule. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1280 |
Keep going, that's what I'd call a flight risk! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1281 |
I always wondered whatever happened to Jack Kerouac. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1282 |
Who the hell is Marty McFly? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1283 |
I've seen Clyde from both sides now. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1284 |
That's one way to get around TSA. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1285 |
Someone needs to tell him hitchhiking can be dangerous |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1286 |
Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1287 |
Is this part of the random drug test? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1288 |
There goes Mr. Jordan. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1289 |
If that's Douglas Adams, I want his autograph. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1290 |
I thought the sixties were over. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1291 |
He's probably been thrown out of that United flight a few thousand feet above us. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1292 |
I suppose he's trying to get to cloud 9. It is a ways off. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1293 |
Are we over Colorado already? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1294 |
EasyJet customers should really start reading the fine print when booking a non-direct flight. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1295 |
You're telling me Jagger was talking about a real guy? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1296 |
Only if he has Global Entry. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1297 |
Wasn’t he there yesterday? |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1298 |
It's just another one who thought there's a stairway FROM heaven. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1299 |
The FAA should put regulations on air-hikers. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1300 |
Do you think he's headed up or down? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1301 |
have you been reading Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy again?! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1302 |
Wow, is this dude high |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1303 |
Don't stop. Clearly he's high. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1304 |
Zoloft is wonderful stuff. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1305 |
Maybe he confused hijacking with hitchhiking. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1306 |
We’d have to gate check that pack. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1307 |
"Wasn't he in the exit row on yesterday's flight/' |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1308 |
It looks like an Uber driver took him to the wrong place. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1309 |
Don't look left, just keep going! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1310 |
Don't Captain, he hasn't been screened by TSA. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1311 |
Don’t stop. This guy looks shady. |
1.2000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
1 |
1312 |
Damn! I think that's D. B. Cooper! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1313 |
I wouldn't stop for him. |
1.2000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
1 |
1314 |
Where can I find what he's smoking? |
1.2000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
1 |
1315 |
Get ready for cloud commuting! |
1.2000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
1 |
1316 |
Didn't we bump him this morning? |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1317 |
SLC Tower, this is American 1542. We may have found D. B. Cooper. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1318 |
These standby passengers just don’t give up. |
1.2000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
1 |
1319 |
Apple sent me to the cloud. I need to get back. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1320 |
We can take you as far as LaGuardia. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1321 |
Boy, his arm must be tired |
1.2000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
1 |
1322 |
We actually are about eight miles high |
1.2000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
1 |
1323 |
Normally I would say yes...but something about him seems a bit shady. |
1.2000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
9 |
0 |
1 |
1324 |
Does he need a ride or he is just happy to see us? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1325 |
It's been like this ever since "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1326 |
Do you know how dangerous it is to pick up hitchhikers, sir? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1327 |
What does he think this is? The plane to heaven? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1328 |
It's Roger Ebert and he likes us! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1329 |
Well, the weather did say to expect strong updrafts. |
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7 |
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0 |
1330 |
That's the third one this week! |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1331 |
Don't even consider it, Sully. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
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1332 |
He looks 'NRA.' Keep going. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1333 |
But can we waive the baggage fee? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1334 |
Don't stop. Looks Army. They are never alone! |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1335 |
It's opposite day. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1336 |
That's the same guy Ed! Do you still think I'm paranoid? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1337 |
Who's tripping? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1338 |
Don't pick him up. He's probably a terrorist! |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1339 |
Ladies and gentleman, we remind you that this is a non-hitching flight. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1340 |
Don't stop. He probably has bird flu. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1341 |
I guess the Woodstock Nation couldn't live forever! |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1342 |
I told him he'd be happier on Cloud 8! |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1343 |
Cloud commuting! What'll they think of next? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1344 |
Just ignore him; he does it all the time to avoid to pay the fare! |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1345 |
Thank GAWD we left the Paris agreement. This pollution cloud just SAVED MY LIFE! |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1346 |
Let's keep going, maybe he won't notice us. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1347 |
Roger tower. Left at vagrant in snow pile and taxi to runway two-six... |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1348 |
What the hell kind of mushroom was in that beef stroganoff? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1349 |
Well, thank goodness he's not in a lawn chair. No one would believe us. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1350 |
Never mind. That backpack is too big to carry on anyway. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1351 |
Titanium status has its perks |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1352 |
We must have died and gone to heaven. I've always wanted to be an airline pilot. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1353 |
Not until he goes through TSA. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1354 |
Lets pick him up, maybe he can tell us where we are going. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1355 |
If we pick him up, he'll never earn that other wing. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1356 |
Just throw him some packs of those tiny pretzels or something |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1357 |
Will work as flight assistant for free ride. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1358 |
Could you give me a lift? My uber car cancelled. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1359 |
We're now helping to retrieve cloud data storage? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1360 |
Can I hitch a ride to Cloud Nine. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1361 |
Open the door, I'll get out the security terminal. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1362 |
Hey what’s that guy doing in the Hudson? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1363 |
I guess cloud 9 isn't for everyone. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1364 |
Even if he promised not to play, we still can't brake in mid-air. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1365 |
Wow, I saw him standing their on the way in. I think it's a scam and he just wants a handout. He knows no one can give him a ride up here. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1366 |
I don't know... He looks like a hippie and he's definitely high. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1367 |
My take, the dude wants to go to Heaven, shall we?! |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1368 |
Don’t worry, Sir, that’s just one of those outcasted journalists, trying to hitch a ride to heaven. |
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7 |
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0 |
1369 |
I'd stop, but I don't think his carry on would fit in the overhead compartment. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1370 |
Isn't that the guy we dragged out of Economy? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1371 |
Now boarding zone 32. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1372 |
I'd pick him up if he wasn't high. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1373 |
I think we're lost--maybe we can ask him if he has a guide to the galaxy. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1374 |
I always suspected cloud 9 would suck |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1375 |
We're not picking him up. He's definitely high. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1376 |
Why not? He's travelling light. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1377 |
They demand an aisle seat. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1378 |
Looks like he is high. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1379 |
Douglas Adams is going to find his own damn way to his next stop. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1380 |
It's Douglas Adams! He wrote the Hitchhiker's Guile to the Galaxy. Let's go back an pick him up. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1381 |
That guy is way high. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1382 |
Okay, then. So who is Jerry Garcia? |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1383 |
No, the last time I stopped to pick him up, we lost altitude. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1384 |
Sorry, Purgatory is as close as we get. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1385 |
He's not as bad as the squeegee guys. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1386 |
As long as he's not checking any bags, I'm ok with it |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1387 |
Questions? Oh yes, I have lots of questions? |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1388 |
Man! There's a desperate dude. He must know we don't go there. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1389 |
Personally, I like the new air traffic controller concept. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1390 |
Go ahead, but I'll have to bump the passenger in 34F. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1391 |
He looks okay, but you never know about drifters. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1392 |
Don’t pick him up |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1393 |
I don't trust anything uploaded to the cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1394 |
Wow, even cloud storage has its limits. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1395 |
Another one from the Pearly Gates Basic plan. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1396 |
Thumbs up...now, that's what I'm talkin' about! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1397 |
Wow, the sky really is the limit! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1398 |
Have you read "Hitchhiker's Guide.." |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1399 |
Sorry buddy, this is a nonstop flight. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1400 |
So God does have a sense of humor. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1401 |
Back in the day, we could pick them up without worrying about getting hijacked. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1402 |
I'm afraid if we don't pick him he'll give us a bad Uber rating. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1403 |
This new airline auditing system is a crock. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1404 |
I wouldn't pick up this guy. He looks really high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1405 |
The ascent to heaven is a little more difficult than I thought. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1406 |
That guy's got his head in the clouds if he thinks we're gonna pull over. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1407 |
And you two said I would never get my wings! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1408 |
Pick him up! He can pay half the gas! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1409 |
I've seen this more and more over Colorado since they legalized marijuana. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1410 |
Isn't he the same guy on the ground who always needed "jut seven dollars" to get to Oxnard..?? |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1411 |
I dunno, Ted. He could just be trying to take us for peanuts, pretzels, or a cookie. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1412 |
Yesterday I saw him trying to enter the Pearly Gates. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1413 |
We could forcefully drag someone off to make room. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1414 |
"It's Elon Musk, his Tesla will pick him up". |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1415 |
Another billionaire in search of authenticity. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1416 |
Sure, pull over and pick this guy up. He's gonna have to pay the $25 baggage fee for that back pack though. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1417 |
Pass him by. The guy a few clouds down has a cute pup with him. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1418 |
OK by me, as long as he chips in for gas. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1419 |
It's another baby boomer - they even try to get a free ride in the afterlife. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1420 |
He'll have to wing it. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1421 |
Let's give him a ride; he played with the Jefferson Airplane. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1422 |
Sorry -- bag's too big for carry-on. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1423 |
He wants to return to the Planet of the Apes |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1424 |
My Uber app says that's him. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1425 |
he must be high on life |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1426 |
Doesn't he know this is a nonstop flight? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1427 |
Look Paul, another sucker got lost trying to find Cloud Nine |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1428 |
Maybe heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1429 |
We've noticed an increase since the recreational marijuana laws passed. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1430 |
Yo. Pick me up and we can exchange stories about flying high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1431 |
I'm pretty sure that guy is high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1432 |
So the Stones ment it literally. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1433 |
Oh look, it's the new Hoboeing 24/7. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1434 |
I know where that is. Just hang an up at the next corner |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1435 |
Dip the port wing or we’ll have hitchhiker all through the engine. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1436 |
Why leave Cloud 9 ? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1437 |
You'd think he'd have learned not to hitchhike anymore after having been raped, murdered and dumped at the side of the road. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1438 |
Really bad layover. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1439 |
So this guy named Santa, takes Trump’s advice, and the next thing you know... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1440 |
No boarding pass and overhead compartments are full. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1441 |
Looks like Arlo’s just retrieved some data. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1442 |
I'd stop, but there's no place to pull over... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1443 |
It's a shame that we don't fly to San Jose. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1444 |
Rule #1. Never pick up a hitchhiker. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1445 |
We’re seeing a lot more of these guys since recreational marijuana became legal. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1446 |
He took early retirement so he could travel. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1447 |
I've heard of flying standby, but not standing flyby. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1448 |
Looks like the end of the line for the Stairway to Heaven. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1449 |
Only if he helps pay for gas. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1450 |
Okay, it’s your call but I have to remind you of Delta’s official policy: “Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free.” |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1451 |
We just don't have room in the overhead bins for that carryon. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1452 |
I couldn’t afford the surge. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1453 |
So much for TSA approved. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1454 |
I hate the Cloud Nine route! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1455 |
Wow! It’s been a while since I’ve seen one of those! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1456 |
Probably an old hippie, everyone else gave up hitch hiking in the late '70s. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1457 |
Just left the Trump Administration. Need a ride back to sanity. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1458 |
It’s him again. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1459 |
I see our new standby policy is in effect. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1460 |
Folks, we've reached cruising altitude. And if you look out to your left, you'll see my deadbeat brother still relying on me for everything. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1461 |
Just act like you don't see him. Maybe he'll fly away. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1462 |
I promised my Mom that I'd never pick up hitchhikers. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1463 |
No. That backpack wouldn't fit in an overhead compartment. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1464 |
And yet somehow, thought the pilots, a hitchhiker on a cloud was less alarming than Trump's latest tweetstorm. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1465 |
He’s taking up up and away to a whole new level. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1466 |
Timothy Leary or not, I wouldn’t pick him up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1467 |
If he REALLY wanted to impress me he'd show some gas money. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1468 |
Don't stop. The last time I picked him up he complained about the cramped leg room and no space left in the overhead to stow his bag. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1469 |
I guess that's where the stairway to heaven ends... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1470 |
Isn't that the same guy that jumped out over Utah last week? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1471 |
Sir, I believe we've entered Oregon airspace. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1472 |
Someone is pretty high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1473 |
Can’t pick him up. His bag’s too big for carry on. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1474 |
I have a feeling that Uber is only available somewhere else |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1475 |
Check altitude. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1476 |
What’s the company policy on hitchhikers? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1477 |
I don't know what we should do, this situation never came up in the flight simulator. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1478 |
He probably changed his mind about staying with the car. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1479 |
Him? That's D.B. Cooper. He's still looking for a way down. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1480 |
He's just after our inflight beverage service! Tomorrow he'll be back on the same cloud! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1481 |
It's a lifestyle choice. He could could have stayed on board. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1482 |
Now that I understand. It's cloud computing that I can't begin to fathom. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1483 |
I'm on cloud 9, man |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1484 |
Looks like he got caught up in that funky shit goin' down in the city after all." "Well, it's there that he has to stay. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1485 |
Fine. Just tell him to keep his tray table up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1486 |
Probably the last Delta employee leaving Atlanta. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1487 |
Oh, did you hear--they started bumping passengers mid-flight. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1488 |
I don,t think the oxygen gauges are working. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1489 |
Mirages just aren't as good as they used to be. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1490 |
See how high he's going. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1491 |
This ride sharing thing is getting out of hand. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1492 |
Pity, another poor fella stuck on cloud nine! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1493 |
I'd stop but I'm afraid the jets would suck him in |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1494 |
Great, three more hours of you humming Get Off Of My Cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1495 |
Please don’t stop this time, Fred. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1496 |
I think it’s Led Zeppelin trying to catch a ride on the stairway to heaven. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1497 |
Another frequent flier who ran out of miles... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1498 |
At least he's not thumbs down. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1499 |
Do you think he's going up, or down? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1500 |
Looks like he only had enough mileage for half a flight. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1501 |
I tried to tell him no-one goes to Cloud 9 any more. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1502 |
Now that’s what I call ‘standby.’ |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1503 |
I dig his wandering spirit, but I'm just not sure what the TSA policy is on hitching these days. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1504 |
New York Center, 784 with you at Angels 43. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1505 |
Man, is he high or what? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1506 |
And those seated on the left side of the aircraft will notice the free loader on Cloud 9. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1507 |
No point in stopping. We're not getting any higher. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1508 |
My daughter works at Google. She told me it can be dangerous to put all your trust in the cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1509 |
Doesn't he realize he's already there? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1510 |
Rodger. Prepare to pull over. The '60s just called. They want him back. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1511 |
Bank and flare the flaps like we’re going to pick him up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1512 |
I guess the plane to Woodstock's late. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1513 |
United flight was overbooked. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1514 |
Let’s ask if he wants the credit card with free miles. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1515 |
One of us is definitely too high right now. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1516 |
As I suspected, Captain, we're over Colorado. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1517 |
I heard St. Peter turned him away. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1518 |
Steer clear of that guy. He doesn’t shut up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1519 |
Don’t even think about being nice guys or TSA will have our heads... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1520 |
Well, there's nothing in the regulations about NOT picking up hitchhikers. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1521 |
You ask him if he's enrolled in TSA Pre-Check. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1522 |
If we pick up one, we'll have to pick up all of them. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1523 |
Guess he ditched the Tesla. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1524 |
He realized too late that the Cloud is a metaphor. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1525 |
SAD...guess he just got used to travel on the dole. Yeah and that hair...you knew that was FAKE NEWS! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1526 |
No can do; he probably doesn't have the 25 bucks for the carry-on. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1527 |
Did you say VFR or VR? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1528 |
Apparently Spirit Airlines has introduced a new fare class. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1529 |
That must be the Cloud Tech guy they just hired. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1530 |
I heard he started the Mile High Club. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1531 |
He looks okay, let’s pull over. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1532 |
Standby passengers will try anything these days. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1533 |
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=190760691529858&id=162758827663378 |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1534 |
'Looks like my wife just backed up our son to the cloud.' |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1535 |
Are you heading up or down? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1536 |
Can we do that thing where we slow down and look like we are going to give him a ride, and then accelerate away when he tries to get in? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1537 |
Apparently, Heaven's not all it's cracked up to be. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1538 |
Should we feel skepticism that he's not on the beam? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1539 |
Does he know "Sully" retired? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1540 |
Quick! Swerve like you’re going to hit him. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1541 |
Is That Hugh Hefner? Hey, Hugh get off my cloud |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1542 |
He probably wants to go to cloud ten |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1543 |
Hey, isn't that your brother Richard? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1544 |
He got busted for smoking weed. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1545 |
Stop! Isn't that Charlie? I went to flight to flight school with him. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1546 |
Could you give me a lift to the Big Air competition? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1547 |
'Is this the way to the galaxy?' |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1548 |
The new Redbull formula has really gone too far... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1549 |
Another methane addict - I wouldn’t. They can be quite volatile. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1550 |
Don't, he never chips in for gas. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1551 |
Well, Sully, we know you can do an emergency landing -- how about an emergency pick-up? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1552 |
He's obviously higher than a kite. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1553 |
maybe heaven isn't what it is cracked up to be. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1554 |
Sorry buddy, but we're headed for Kennedy. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1555 |
I guess the economy is worse than I thought. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1556 |
Too bad he’s not going our way! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1557 |
Sir, that is a human drone. It is delivering packages for Amazon. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1558 |
I think he appreciates our proper use of signals. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1559 |
Captain, this has been a long strange trip--I'm seeing floaters. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1560 |
He's probably under fifty pounds. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1561 |
Didn't we drop that stop? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1562 |
Is “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” still in print? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1563 |
Should we stop?" "No he could be dangerous. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1564 |
That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen God do. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1565 |
Irv, your dead head needs a ride. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1566 |
It says cloudy with a chance of Wayne. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1567 |
Hey bro's. Could you give me a lift to the Jimmy Hendrix concert? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1568 |
Can't he see we're going the other way? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1569 |
Not asking for a ride - he just liked us. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1570 |
Looks like we're going the right way. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1571 |
Can you give me a lift to Cloud 9? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1572 |
C'mon, let's give him a lift - we have some to spare. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1573 |
There goes the neighborhood. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1574 |
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Globe |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1575 |
Don't stop; there's something creepy about him. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1576 |
He'll get his lift when the wing gets there. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1577 |
We must be approaching Colorado. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1578 |
If he thinks we're going to pick him up with a full flight, he's got his feet in the clouds. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1579 |
Roger that. All clear for the Hudson. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1580 |
Wow, they are still dragging people off of flights. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1581 |
He looks as high as a kite |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1582 |
He obviously rose to the top of the standby list |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1583 |
Check the flight plan, Clarence...I'm pretty sure this is nonstop service. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1584 |
We are approaching Cloud Cuckoo Land. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1585 |
All I've been hearing lately is that I need to get with the times and move to the cloud but turns out I'm the only one up here! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1586 |
Poor guy, I heard the big man is going through a hip-hop phase. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1587 |
Jeff put hash oil in the simulator again. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1588 |
I heard the big guy is going through a hip-hop phase. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1589 |
Lifting his spirits may just give his spirit the optimal lift to cross over. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1590 |
Next stop, cloud 9. Please mind the gap. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1591 |
So I see even hitchhiking has moved to the cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1592 |
Oh no, do you think Trump has exploded the world? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1593 |
At least someone thinks I'm doing a good job. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1594 |
Do you think we should check with TSA? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1595 |
I guess Cloud 9 isn't quite what it used to be. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1596 |
Let's log it as an Unexpected Floating Object. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1597 |
That is quite a high! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1598 |
He's going up not down. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1599 |
Isn't Woodstock the other way? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1600 |
Don't stop, he hasn't been through TSA |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1601 |
Isn't that the guy who wrote HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1602 |
I think 14F's open. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1603 |
I've heard of no-frills airlines but this is ridiculous. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1604 |
Sorry, this is a non-stop flight. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1605 |
He’s going to want my second stroopwafel. Don’t stop. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1606 |
Tell him we're overbooked but there's another plane just behind this one. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1607 |
Not with that haircut. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1608 |
Poor guy. Another one who didn't read the fine print on the Apple update. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1609 |
Poor guy. Got the cloud, but not the wings. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1610 |
Well, under the new FAA "deregulation", we can pick up hitchhikers, and the airline is looking for more revenue. The problem might be the carry-on bag. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1611 |
Uhhh Houston .... We have a problem! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1612 |
We'd have to drop him off in Amsterdam. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1613 |
I didn't realize iCloud archives went as far back as the '60's. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1614 |
Well that's not the finger most passengers use. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1615 |
When he said he wanted to get high, we didn’t think he meant 30,000 feet. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1616 |
Cloud Nine's not one of our stops. It's not the first time and somebody ought to tell him. Sad. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1617 |
There, I told you Gary - same spot every week. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1618 |
You mean all that comb-over blond hair was a wig after all? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1619 |
If he is going to heaven or hell he must go through Atlanta. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1620 |
He’s high. Ignore him. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1621 |
We will have to watch out flying over Colorado. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1622 |
I changed my mind. I don't need the NRA discount. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1623 |
But captain...How will we gate check his bag? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1624 |
I did’nt think they allowed any hitchhikers on the highway to heaven |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1625 |
Surprised he can even hold out his thumb, as high as he is. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1626 |
What's he up to? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1627 |
With fares soaring we’re going to see more of these. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1628 |
It's Douglas Adams. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1629 |
Tell him we only have a middle seat available. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1630 |
I've always wondered which cloud was No. 9. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1631 |
DID THE TESLA BREAK DOWN ? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1632 |
Have you noticed how clouds can resemble people? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1633 |
Another fallen angel. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1634 |
I heard St. Peter is casting out Trump voters right and left. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1635 |
We picked the wrong day to stop drinking! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1636 |
I never knew there was an app for hitch hiking in the cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1637 |
Don't stop Captain! He's higher than a kite. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1638 |
This sky looks like he needs a ride. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1639 |
I’ m a little high. Can I hitch a ride? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1640 |
Wait...should he be worried or should we? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1641 |
U F Off! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1642 |
Looks like he is high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1643 |
You get used to it. There's one around every cloud anymore |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1644 |
Oh. So that's what 'the cloud' is all about. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1645 |
Don't stop. We're an express flight. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1646 |
Isn't that Cloud 9? Why would he need a lift? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1647 |
Not quite, captain. Altimeter says we're only seven miles high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1648 |
Didn't we drop him off yesterday? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1649 |
The last time I stopped for him was a disaster. |
1.1250 |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1650 |
We see them frequently. That hitchiker’s guide has some real errors. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1651 |
Call for Mr. Jagger...we've spotted another interloper. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1652 |
Don't pick him up he burned Uber. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1653 |
Air traffic control says he's headed back to the 70s. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1654 |
That guy is obviously high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1655 |
...fuck him...just another Catholic who’s lost his way up from purgatory... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1656 |
Tell him sorry, it's a direct flight. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1657 |
He should have read 'iCloud for Dummies'! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1658 |
This new marijuana must be great. In my day you could never get this high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1659 |
You don’t see a lot of can’t-be-cirrus clouds below eighteen thousand feet! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1660 |
Remember when he only flew on Air Force One? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1661 |
I thought they did away with Cloud 9 rules |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1662 |
I heard he's trying to write a sequel to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1663 |
If that's God, are we going his way? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1664 |
Something tells me we're not going to Cleveland. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1665 |
I told you not to encourage him at the Admirals Club. Marakesh is so not on the way. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1666 |
I guess heaven can wait |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1667 |
Just toss him some peanuts. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1668 |
Captain, I recommend we do not report this. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1669 |
No, not going back down there. Do you have any alternative destinations? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1670 |
- giimme a break, dudes -am I chopped liver or what...? |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1671 |
He must have used the Cloud when he purchased his ticket. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1672 |
I guess he’s tired of Cloud 9. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1673 |
I never stop for those Cloud 9 guys. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1674 |
I thought they had a guide to the galaxy and this guy is stuck on cloud 8. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1675 |
The only empty seat is in first class. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1676 |
Guess that musician stood in the middle of the Highway To Heaven.... |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1677 |
I don't think we could stop for him even if we wanted to. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1678 |
Don't stop! I don't like the looks of that backpack |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1679 |
Hey, Joe, we can't pick him up, besides breaking the law of gravity, he must be so full of hot air, he'll have us asleep before we land. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1680 |
I guess Heaven was not what he expected. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1681 |
What? You think I hiked all the way up here for the view!? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1682 |
Looks like someone lost his Guide to the Galaxy. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1683 |
That guy's only ride is on a wing and a prayer! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1684 |
Must've clapped after take-off. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1685 |
Have you heard about the new stand-by policy? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1686 |
Tell him it’s a full flight. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1687 |
Uh, U.H.O. off the port side. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1688 |
Looks like business on Cloud 9 is picking up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1689 |
Just don't make eye contact and maybe he won't notice us. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1690 |
Don't stop. I make it a rule to never pick up strangers. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1691 |
I saw that movie. Pretty good. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1692 |
Tell him there will be extra charge for the backpack. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1693 |
I bet Sully would've picked him up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1694 |
To SpaceX |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1695 |
What do you mean you’ve never read “ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe”? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1696 |
He needs to get one of those cardboard signs. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1697 |
What do you think: is he trying to hitch a ride or giving us a thumbs up? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1698 |
Traffic in sight. It looks as if he just came up inside a cyclone! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1699 |
Are you sure that LSD button indicates Large Screen Display? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1700 |
He's out there every trip. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1701 |
1. Hey Sully, with the river so close, we really don't have time to pick up any more hitchhikers ... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1702 |
Captain, a hitchhiker on cloud 9. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1703 |
No, I'm not pulling over. I really don't think he's going anywhere. Anyone who can stand on a cloud is just showing off. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1704 |
Looks like one of the Clinton campaign volunteers trying to hitch a ride back to reality. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1705 |
“ I’ve seen that before. It’s a vertibratus cirrus”. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1706 |
Man, people will do anything to avoid airport security checks! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1707 |
Keep driving, he looks like he's on cloud nine. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1708 |
Another digital nomad taking up space on the cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1709 |
Captain, we can’t give him a seat unless he cleared security. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1710 |
We're headed to Orange County. They'll just send him back. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1711 |
Oh my God, we’re on the highway to heaven. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1712 |
If I were on Cloud 9, I wouldn't want to leave, would you? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1713 |
You're right Captain. Air sickness pills can have a strange effect on the imagination. At least I stopped throwing up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1714 |
Well, I DON'T think he looks like a terrorist, and I'm picking him up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1715 |
I hear that more and more folks work in the cloud these days. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1716 |
...are you sure Captain? I really think we should give him a lift |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1717 |
I finally got used to trusting the cloud but I really think that could be a bum steer. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1718 |
Since the economic downturn, passengers have found it increasingly difficult to fly standby. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1719 |
He's not dressed for this altitude. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1720 |
A lot less traffic since morals have decreased. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1721 |
This cloud storage thing is getting ridiculous. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1722 |
He doesn’t have a prayer |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1723 |
Just pretend you didn’t see him! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1724 |
Keep going. That guy looks flighty. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1725 |
The ghost of DB Cooper has to hang out someplace, but this is creepy. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1726 |
Don’t let him get caught in the engine like those darn birds. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1727 |
He looks creepy, let’s not stop |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1728 |
Not even for Neil Young? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1729 |
Is Jack Kerouac at it again? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1730 |
..these guys always get me...how the heck do they expect us to stop. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1731 |
SOMEONE sure has a lot of storage! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1732 |
Uber has just gone too far. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1733 |
Homeless on cloud 9. Need help to Homeless on cloud 9. Need to get back to earth. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1734 |
If we pick him up we will be late to where we are going. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1735 |
Did you read a hitch hikers guide to the galaxy ? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1736 |
Its Trump’s nominee for secretary of NASA! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1737 |
Well, that is one way to get around security. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1738 |
I don’t think he is TSA approved. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1739 |
IDK . . . can we believe a guy who's too old to be wearing ripping-jeans? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1740 |
Damn Millennials, they are so lazy, won’t even go through security. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1741 |
There he is again. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1742 |
Sure looks like Arthur Dent. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1743 |
Where does he expect us to land? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1744 |
Just keep flying, it's just that D.B. Copper jerk again. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1745 |
Are you carrying more than 3 ounces of cloud water? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1746 |
Nah....his carry-on looks too big. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1747 |
Welp, that settles it, everything's in the cloud these days. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1748 |
And to your left you can see cloud nine. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1749 |
Even St. Peter is cutting back on travel expenses. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1750 |
Sorry pal. Picture yourself in a boat on a river. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1751 |
"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", get your copy here!!! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1752 |
No that's not Jerry Garcia. Are you high? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1753 |
There's one of the few survivors from the sixties. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1754 |
Yeah, I used to pick up hitchhikers, too, but, you know, one too many weird experiences. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1755 |
I'm willing to give this air head a little latitude. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1756 |
TSA Pre-check |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1757 |
Pull over, it's my Grampa. I knew he didn't understand when I told him to store his music on the cloud! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1758 |
Come on, Cal. He doesn't have a choice of many airlines to fly. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1759 |
The weather forecast called for severe wind updrafts today |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1760 |
Don't bother. That bag is definitely too big for carry-on. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1761 |
hey guys, you're all good. by the way, I'm the sky traffic controller. who are you? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1762 |
Don’t stop. Last time I picked one up he talked non-stop to Honolulu. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1763 |
Who picks up hitchhikers anymore? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1764 |
Maybe not this time. I heard he was under a cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1765 |
But he hasn't cleared TSA. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1766 |
"Another dude with 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' in his backpack. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1767 |
I wonder what happens if he points it down? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1768 |
I remember him! I told him yesterday to step outside if he wanted to smoke. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1769 |
I haven't seen this, since I started flying the 'Woodstock' route. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1770 |
I understand he was killed by the side of the road. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1771 |
He looks lost, better not pick him up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1772 |
Sees ya next time! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1773 |
The friendliest Place to Live. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1774 |
He says he's fine, keep flying |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1775 |
They get to cloud nine but then have to hitchhike home. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1776 |
Nice, Elan Musk has inspired this new stop on the Marrakesh Express |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1777 |
We're in an airplane. What's the worst that can happen? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1778 |
His bag will never fit in the overhead compartment. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1779 |
You have to wonder how they get through security. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1780 |
I don't know how they even wind up on clouds eight and ten. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1781 |
Flying monkeys still scare the crap out of me. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1782 |
you're good son. by the way, I'm the sky traffic controller. What's your name? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1783 |
Doggone kids today eh? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1784 |
Sully, don't get any fancy ideas. We're going by the book here. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1785 |
His carry-on is over the limit. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1786 |
The hitchhiker's guide to the friendly skies |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1787 |
The wind feels better out here. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1788 |
Going my way? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1789 |
Our destination city has some really good weed! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1790 |
He looks dangerous, I say no. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1791 |
Sorry, this is a non-stop flight. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1792 |
Maybe we should pick him up. Sometimes they carry a guide to the galaxy. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1793 |
With our maintenance record you wouldn't think there were unemployed gremlins. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1794 |
Help the homeless, help the needy, help the immigrants, help the guy floating in the sky on a cloud....jeez, Larry, where does it all end? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1795 |
Just tryin’ to get offa my cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1796 |
Working on his guide to the galaxy. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1797 |
Ignore him. It’s a promotion for the re-release of ‘The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.’ |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1798 |
Sorry, we're headed thumbs down. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1799 |
Corporate sent out a warning about left wing hitchhikers. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1800 |
I thought the Cloud was supposed to reduce Airline Congestion. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1801 |
Gotta be standby out of Denver. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1802 |
You can always tell when you enter Colorado airspace. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1803 |
At least someone thinks I'm doing a good job. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1804 |
That dude's always on Cloud Nine. I learned early on to pass him by. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1805 |
Don't pull over, he looks high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1806 |
"I guess he couldn't get a direct flight". |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1807 |
I want some of what he's on. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1808 |
We can't stop, the only spare seat we have is in Business Class. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1809 |
Should we pick him up?” “I don’t think so, he looks higher than we are. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1810 |
Looks like the virtual reality exhibit is facing some budget cuts. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1811 |
Radio that they can stop looking for D.B Cooper |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1812 |
Don’t do it. This guy looks high. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1813 |
The Hitchhiker’s guide to no gravity. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1814 |
Let's keep going. He's too high. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1815 |
Forget it. He's high. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1816 |
I thought you said that this flight would go off without a hitch! |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1817 |
Keep going. The skies are not that friendly. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1818 |
Must be flying on points. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1819 |
Don't stop: that carry-on looks too big. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1820 |
Ok, so you see him too? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1821 |
Flying standby is not what it used to be. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1822 |
It's the airline's newest version of standby. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1823 |
Hitchhike, highjack. I always get those two mixed up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1824 |
....seven...eight...yup, its cloud nine |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1825 |
It's easier if you don't make eye contact. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1826 |
The new mileage program has its drawbacks. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1827 |
It's best to pretend you don't see fellow travelers. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1828 |
Don't stop. It looks like he's headed up. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1829 |
No need to stop. He's already on cloud nine. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1830 |
Never pick them up when they are on the left side of the road. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1831 |
Normally I stop for those guys but there's a purgatory near here. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1832 |
Isn't that your son-in-law? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1833 |
It's the Colorado effect. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1834 |
Don't swing around. He's a member of the NRA. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1835 |
Fly Me to the Moon |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1836 |
We should pick him up. He's got smokehouse almonds in that backpack. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1837 |
Is it just me, or have things gotten stranger since California legalized pot? |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1838 |
If nothing else, that DB Cooper is tenacious. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1839 |
I say we pass him. There must be a reason the last plane let him off there. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1840 |
Should we stop and pick him up? He might have extra tickets to the Grateful Dead concert. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1841 |
Y'know, it's a shame Rod Serling made them out to be such bad guys... |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1842 |
Don’t worry. By tomorrow he’ll come down on his own. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1843 |
What's the worst that could happen if we stopped to pick him up? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1844 |
The pilot's manual strongly advises against stopping to pick up hitchhikers. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1845 |
Reminds me of an old hippie joke about Nixon |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1846 |
Does he really need a ride or is he just giving us a thumb's up? |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1847 |
We have one seat left in first class...let him catch el cheapo airlines behind us. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1848 |
I knew they shouldn't have legalized it! |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1849 |
And I thought his Guide to the Galaxy was just a metaphor. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1850 |
Oh! There’s D B Cooper ! |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1851 |
That’s a first! |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1852 |
Who took the LSD - us or him? |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1853 |
Dude! Cloud COMPUTING. Not commuting. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1854 |
I'd stop, but this flight is overbooked. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1855 |
Another one who thought he could go off the grid in the cloud. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1856 |
The company rules are very clear: no stopping for anyone cloud hopping. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1857 |
Who hitchhikes anymore? |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1858 |
This is in our living will. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1859 |
Don't stop. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1860 |
I don't think his bag will fit in the overhead bins. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1861 |
Yeah, I see him too. Last time he was asking for spare change. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1862 |
Economy class is just not what it used to be. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1863 |
Another member of the mile high club |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1864 |
"Should we pick him up"? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1865 |
You see these guys whenever it's cloudy over Portland. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1866 |
Looks like he already got a lift. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1867 |
I don't know, he looks pretty high. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1868 |
Last week some cloud hopper tried to squeegee the windshield. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1869 |
It's so sad when someone realizes that cloud nine is just another cloud. |
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0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1870 |
Don't be dramatic, I'm sure there's an empty overhead compartment for his carry on. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1871 |
I hate storing things on the cloud. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1872 |
Cloud 9? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1873 |
I'm sorry sir, that carry on exceeds 18 inches. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1874 |
Hitchhiker to the galaxy? I've already seen that movie. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1875 |
Help me get higher. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1876 |
Sir, he certainly has come up in the world. Last week, I heard, he was walking on water. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1877 |
Someone wants airplane ride. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1878 |
You seen how many steps that Stairway to Heaven has? |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1879 |
I feel sorry for him. All the flights on this route are overbooked. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1880 |
Don't stop. That thumb isn't in a full upright and locked position. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1881 |
We must be above Amsterdam. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1882 |
Look, another hitchhiker to the galaxy |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1883 |
Cloud Nine has really done downhill in this economy. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1884 |
How "high" do you think he is ? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1885 |
That guy never should have said "Galaxy." |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1886 |
Just ignore him.. he's one of those nutjob Galaxy Hitchhiker wannabes always making jokes about Uranus. |
1.1250 |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1887 |
Think of the paperwork if we stop. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1888 |
He’ll be OK. The Tesla will pick him up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1889 |
Normally I'd stop, but that backpack isn't going to fit in the overhead bin |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1890 |
There for the grace of God go I. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1891 |
Are you sure you want to come with us? We are on our way to hell. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1892 |
No telling what he has in that duffel. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1893 |
Safety and airline fees are not factors, besides, he has heaven's blessings. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1894 |
More cost-cutting at 'Chutes-R-Us, I see. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1895 |
Head in the clouds, and feet, too. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1896 |
Quick, roll up the windows |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1897 |
Yeah, I'd hitchhike all over... but that was different lifetime. Why? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1898 |
Don't pick him up. FAA Reg. 213. He could be a terrorist in disguise! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1899 |
Don't stop. This is how Cold Blood started. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1900 |
I'm not a right wing Republican! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1901 |
New age hippies and their existential traveling are becoming a menace. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1902 |
No room, we over book. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1903 |
Jerry Garcia went from truckin' to cloudin'. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1904 |
I never trust anyone over thirty thousand feet. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1905 |
Ask him if he’s willing to pitch in for gas. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1906 |
Keep driving, she looks nothing like her OKCupid photo. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1907 |
He does know this isn't Spirit Airlines right? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1908 |
'If we keep really quiet, he might not cirrus' |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1909 |
Cloud 9 must not be as great as they say. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1910 |
How high are we right now Rob? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1911 |
Typical back packer, trying to travel on a tight budget. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1912 |
Oh.. in that case, we usually just call it in as a "bird strike." |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1913 |
The TSA is not going to like this! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1914 |
He's a clean looking lad, to bad we're fully booked. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1915 |
Looks like he could be high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1916 |
Don't be fooled by the hidden parachute. It is not a backpack - ignore him. He will try to fly for free. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1917 |
Have you cleared security? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1918 |
Well a hitchhiker REALLY isn't something you see everyday. It looks like he fell right out of the 60s. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1919 |
Don't stop. He looks like he's high to me. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1920 |
'He looks ok but I might have clouded judgement.' |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1921 |
Gee, I'm having a serious flashback to my youth. You better handle the controls. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1922 |
Thumbs up to heaven |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1923 |
It's Timothy Leary! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1924 |
Let's leave him in the 70s with Truth, Justice and the American Way. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1925 |
He's probably just going as far as Cloud Nine. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1926 |
You know -- that guy who wrote 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1927 |
Look John! Another hippie trying to hitch hike his way to Mars. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1928 |
Might have a gun. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1929 |
Guess Mexico wouldn't fund the "Stairway to Heaven" either. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1930 |
Please tell me this is a simulation. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1931 |
Now, that's some killer weed. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1932 |
""Oh Carl don't be such a party pooper stop and give the guy a ride'' |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1933 |
Wow, D.B. Cooper is looking old. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1934 |
He hasn't got a hope in hell |
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0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1935 |
I heard about him. He is tired of having to play a harp all the time. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1936 |
Looks like Buck Rodgers missed the plane. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1937 |
He took it pretty hard when Holy Trinity broke up over creation differences. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1938 |
We can't pick him up. He looks high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1939 |
If he’s supposed to be my replacement, at least he could have dressed the part. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1940 |
Another United passenger kicked off the airplane. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1941 |
He's avoiding economy class |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1942 |
Gary Larson called he wants his joke back |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1943 |
Can I hitch a ride and the friendly skies of United ? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1944 |
He looks like a terrorist. Don't pick him up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1945 |
I guess heaven can wait |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1946 |
Sorry we don’t stop at the pearly gates. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1947 |
It's the only way for some angels to get their wings. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1948 |
Your right, the flight manual say's "not to pick up hitchhickers while in the air." |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1949 |
Lift to New York? |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1950 |
I told you cloudsourcing passengers was a bad idea. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1951 |
Looks like a Byrd strike to me, Sully. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1952 |
We're Budget Air not Budget Bus. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1953 |
Good job, guys! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1954 |
We have just reached er...weirdo heaven. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1955 |
Pull over, I know that guy. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1956 |
He must have taken "cloud computing" literally. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1957 |
Don’t stop. He’s high as a kite. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1958 |
Don't stop! That might be DB Cooper. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1959 |
Must have had a much tougher life than the guy we passed on Cloud 9. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1960 |
My goodness! This takes the cake for getting a support animal on board. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1961 |
I’ve seen more and more of them since Colorado legalized marijuana. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
1962 |
That's DB! Looks like the money didn't do him much good, should have invested it. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1963 |
Keep driving, he seems high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1964 |
The marijuana’s stronger than it used to be. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1965 |
I think we've been listending to too much Jefferson Airplane. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1966 |
I've only made that mistake once. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1967 |
Don't make eye contact. They're always going our way, but they can never pay the carry-on charge. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1968 |
That's the new TSA pre-check. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1969 |
Looks like he uploaded too much of his personal information to the cloud. |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1970 |
He probably just hates going through airport security. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1971 |
I don't think so, Don, he looks really high.. |
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8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1972 |
The "scattered crowd" forecast wasn't a typo. |
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1 |
0 |
1973 |
Look, another one fed up with the long wait in purgatory. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1974 |
Yup, the clouds are definitely thickening. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1975 |
Some guys just don't want to pay the landing fee on the budget airlines. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1976 |
I don't report UFO, or D. B. Cooper sightings. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1977 |
Don't even think about it: it is commendable that you were able to land on your feet after being Trump's pilot, but you can't save that guy--running the FAA requires a different skill set!!! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1978 |
Shirely he can't expect us to pull over. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1979 |
Lift to cloud nine? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1980 |
Say... what's a hipster doing way up here in a cloud bank> |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1981 |
Just another fan of your movie, Sully. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1982 |
Personally, I'd stop. The risk is worth the baggage fee and he'll ride in the back. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1983 |
I know we shouldn't...but it's Neal Young! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1984 |
I blame Douglas Adams. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1985 |
We can’t really stop; we’ll just have to wing it. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1986 |
I thought hitchhiking was outlawed. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1987 |
Jesus, Shmeezus, this is a no-boarding zone. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1988 |
Well we could pullover, but then the other 150 passengers could be sucked out the door. Your call Captain. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1989 |
That's our new Basic Economy boarding process. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1990 |
Oops. I wish our wing were a little shorter. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1991 |
Not only is he without a boarding pass, but I bet he hasn't gone through the TSA checkpoint either. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1992 |
Nah . . . The "cloud" only stores stuff like files, photos, and recipes. No people. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1993 |
It's hard to tell if he had taken his shoes off. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1994 |
Fool me once, Clark Kent... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1995 |
I'm not sure you'll ever sell me on the ease of retrieving from The Cloud, Ken. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1996 |
Look, it's Ford Prefect. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1997 |
Did you see that homeless angel? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1998 |
They are getting so strict about frequent flier miles running out. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1999 |
The hitchhikers guide to frequent flyer miles. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2000 |
Keep driving. He'll never afford the checked baggage fee. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2001 |
It's Arthur Dent, coming home. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2002 |
This might be awkward, but in case that’s God, you mind giving up the co-pilot seat? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2003 |
What do you think, drone or stoner? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2004 |
I dont know captain, I am concerned he's "High on something" |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2005 |
Graham says I have to go... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2006 |
Going up? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2007 |
...I thought the simulator covered every contingency... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2008 |
Yeah, but in my dream, all the passengers had legroom. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2009 |
Perhaps overly inspired by that hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2010 |
Just ask yourself, "What would Sully do?" |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2011 |
Ignore him. That guy is higher than a kite. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2012 |
No, I think he's just saying 'good job flying that thing.' |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2013 |
Ok, I guess this guy's the limit. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2014 |
A soon-to-be ‘?wing-tipped sky-tumbler,’ I'm afraid. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2015 |
That's the problem working in the cloud; commuting. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2016 |
That's one way to avoid a TSA pat-down. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2017 |
He's giving us the thumbs up, we're good to go |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2018 |
I never download anything from the cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2019 |
Let us give him a ride; hitchhiking is legal here. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2020 |
Let him go, Bernie. He's only on cloud 6. You know we don't pick up anybody below cloud 9. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2021 |
That must be the new iCloud app I heard about. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2022 |
The last time we picked him up, for days the cockpit smelled like reefer. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2023 |
Whaddaya know! We're already Yellow Springs already. Must have a tailwind. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2024 |
Could be the Devil in hippie clothing. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2025 |
Is it possible maybe Jack Kerouac DIDN'T go to hell? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2026 |
I think he is trying to join the mile hitch 'high'king club. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2027 |
I wish we'd never started this rideshare program. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2028 |
Boarding Group 9 has his work cut out for him. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2029 |
Can you help a guy who's out of cloud storage? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2030 |
Still needs a lift down to Yasgur’s farm? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2031 |
I think we're too close to the lake again, Captain. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2032 |
Need a descent? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2033 |
Let’s not stop. I think he’s high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2034 |
OMG that’s Ufo. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2035 |
I'm sorry sir, but your backpack is too big for our overhead compartments. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2036 |
Oh oh, is William Shatner on board? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2037 |
Looks like he’s on cloud 9 . Better not stop |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2038 |
Only if he chips in for gas. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2039 |
Ok Jim.. What did you put in my Red Bull this time?! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2040 |
You know what they say: The grass is always greener on the other cloud. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2041 |
I thought they only did data! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2042 |
I always figured cloud 9 for a lonely place. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2043 |
We’re going to Portland, why not? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2044 |
That's Douglas Adams - don't make eye contact! If we pick hm up, who knows where we'd wind up. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2045 |
That’s me when I retire.... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2046 |
Looks like another one has been transferred to the cloud! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2047 |
Shame there are no empty seats. Give him a thumbs up anyway. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2048 |
Looks like he's stuck on cloud eight. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2049 |
For sure that's too big for carry-on. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2050 |
Watch that wing! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2051 |
Keep going, he looks high. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2052 |
Looks like we have another freak went flyer on stand by. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2053 |
Psssst...are we dead? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2054 |
didn't we see him trying to board before we left JFK |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2055 |
Can't blame the guy. Rent on a studio apartment in Heaven has increased ninety percent over the last three years. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2056 |
I think the company's 'pay as you go' plan needs a few tweaks. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2057 |
@jumbocockpit ‘When all at once...’ #wanderingcloud |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2058 |
Captain, Google Maps identifies it as "Cloud Nine." |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2059 |
"Wasn't he a space cadet in his former life, too? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2060 |
I believe he IS on the stairway to heaven. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2061 |
We must have entered Colorado air space. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2062 |
That carry-on will be an additional $25. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2063 |
Who's he trying to impress? |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2064 |
I guess Cloud Nine isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2065 |
Looks like another "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" disciple is lost. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2066 |
His first mistake was reading “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2067 |
No, I don't think giving him a lift will set a bad precedent. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2068 |
We must be flying through a low pressure zone. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2069 |
That's what happens when you max-out your cloud download |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2070 |
Gary Larson did it 30 years ago in the Farside |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2071 |
Don’t stop! He looks like he’s high. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2072 |
I'm afraid that, if we don't stop for him, the National Hitchhiker Association is going to sever ties with us. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2073 |
Wait 'til I tell the fellas at Trump Tower. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2074 |
Apparently, God told him he could condone everything except his desire to audition for The Voice. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2075 |
C'mon, the next plane isn't coming for 6 hours and we already pulled over. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2076 |
Hey. Hey. You. You. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2077 |
We're fully booked. And besides, the carry-on won't fit in the overhead compartment. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2078 |
The Galaxy is not on our schedule .. just ignore him. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2079 |
Hey! It's D. B. Cooper! |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2080 |
Acid rain was a term first coined in the sixties |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
2081 |
Yeah your right no way that bag will fit under the seat. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2082 |
We do have room in coach class. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2083 |
We only pick up those on cloud nine. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2084 |
That must be Cloud 8. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2085 |
Are you sure they don’t feel a thing? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2086 |
Him again?! That's the hitchhiker guide to the universe. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2087 |
Dude, can I hitch a ride to the next cloud? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2088 |
Is he high? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2089 |
He's really far out. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2090 |
Can you give me a lift to my DeLorean? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2091 |
He's on high. We just can't give him a lift. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2092 |
Yes, I see him, too — we have to lay off those mushroom salads. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2093 |
Lat time we picked him up he ate all the peanuts. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2094 |
I'm not sure hitchhiking is the best way to reach cloud nine. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2095 |
That's my brother. I sent his photo to the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2096 |
He is on a mission from God. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2097 |
Is it wrong of me to assume he's high based on the hippie clothes? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2098 |
Stop the plane! Looks like we finally found DB Cooper! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2099 |
You're not gonna start telling me all about Woodstock again, are you Captain? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2100 |
I don't really need any gas, grass, OR ass. How about you? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2101 |
Looks like his cloud computing career never really took off. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2102 |
STRANGE! I PASSED HIM ON THE ROAD TO THE AIRPORT THIS MORNING.! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2103 |
Isn’t that the guy who wrote The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2104 |
Well, OK. But only if he’s TSA Pre. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2105 |
Oh man, there's another one that got bumped mid-flight. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2106 |
If he's not wearing wingtips, he will be soon. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2107 |
I don't know. He looks like a drifter. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2108 |
I mean, seat C23 IS unoccupied |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2109 |
Captain, could that be D.B.Cooper? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2110 |
Don’t stop! I hate when they do not use a cardboard sign. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2111 |
If you guys can help me out, I`ll give you a 4-hour life ticket, redeemable when you, go bye bye |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2112 |
Don't stop -- he might be high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2113 |
Don't stop. He'll bore you to death about the galaxy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2114 |
The rule is don't them up if they're high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2115 |
Looks like Starman wanted more vacation days. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2116 |
Hmm, what planet does that guy live on? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2117 |
It looks like United is now offering mid-flight ejections. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2118 |
Cloud nine's not all it's cracked up to be. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2119 |
Should we give him a lift? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2120 |
Do you think he’ll report us to Customer Relations because we didn’t stop? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2121 |
What is that hitchhiker doing way up here in the clouds? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2122 |
We could charge him a luggage fee. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2123 |
I guess not everything belongs in the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2124 |
sorry, we are fully booked. wait for the next flight. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2125 |
Yeah, I see him up here all the time. He's been high since the 60's. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2126 |
Do you think he'll spring for gas? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2127 |
What, you never read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2128 |
Another one who read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2129 |
You know, I just don’t pick up high jackers anymore. It’s too risky. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2130 |
You don’t need to stop. I don’t think he’s going to Newark. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2131 |
Another sky hiker! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2132 |
The press secretary did say poor people are coming up in the world. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2133 |
that man's been through haven and back. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2134 |
Of course the backpack would be extra |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2135 |
No way Larry - look at him. We'll have to stop at JFK! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2136 |
Inform the flight crew, we're clear for landing. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2137 |
So many unintended consequences from legalizing marijuana. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2138 |
I swear those Rocky Mountains keep getting higher. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2139 |
I'd like to help but there's no place to pull over!! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2140 |
They're always wanting a lift to Cloud 9 |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2141 |
Gas, grass, or ass; nobody rides for free. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2142 |
...I would, but he just looks too high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2143 |
Even if we wanted to the flight is booked |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2144 |
I've picked those guys up before but they're just marketing "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Atmosphere". |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2145 |
Make sure he’s TSA pre-checked |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2146 |
That knapsack has to be an air guitar. Right? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2147 |
He can catch the Airbus five minutes behind us. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2148 |
"I guess Tim's not having fun". |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2149 |
Going to Cloud Nine? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2150 |
Far out! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2151 |
Help me touch down and bring me 'round again! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2152 |
Another one trying to escape the White house! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2153 |
Wow, looks like Douglas Adams is still hitchhiking through the galaxy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2154 |
Got to hand it to him, going for a million air miles. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2155 |
He'd do better if he used the other thumb. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2156 |
See? I told you there was an Uber market everywhere. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2157 |
I think it's that new passenger designation–Uber Class. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2158 |
Hey, you guys going to Burning Man? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2159 |
No Cloud 9 isn't all it's cracked up to be. No pun intended. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2160 |
Get a haircut! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2161 |
Purgatory rescue team |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2162 |
Uh, Tower. How much longer are we going to be in this holding pattern? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2163 |
Remind me to pass on your peyote snickerdoodle next time. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2164 |
How many times are we just going to pass him, Carl? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2165 |
Don't pick him up Captain - he looks as if he's high as a kite! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2166 |
Check this dude is so high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2167 |
Must've bought a seat in 'trickle-down' economy class. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2168 |
No, I don’t think we should pick him up. He’s as high as a kite. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2169 |
Wow. I really don't know clouds at all. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2170 |
Internet cloud service workers should provide their own transportation. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2171 |
Okay, My Captain Escher, that guy's either a hitchhiking angel, or a dude standing in a snowbank. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2172 |
And that, son, is why you never fly budget airlines. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2173 |
Is he high, or are we? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2174 |
hey hey you get off of my cloud |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2175 |
You know company policy is no hitchhikers! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2176 |
That man has taken hitchhiking to a new level. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2177 |
Isn't he the guy who wrote a guide to the galaxy? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2178 |
Another guy lost his bitcoin in the cloud looking for a free ride home |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2179 |
We must be on the Highway to Heaven |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2180 |
Funny, I didn’t think the End of the Galaxy would look quite like this! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2181 |
poor chap ran out of frequent flyer miles somewhere over Miami |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2182 |
I took the $29 flight from Boston to LA. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2183 |
I never could understand the drivers who picked me up when I was his age. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2184 |
Isn't that the chap we dropped off last week? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2185 |
He must be out of cloud storage. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2186 |
Ryan Air Flight 66 on the port side |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2187 |
We are dreadfully sorry but we aren’t allowed to give anyone a lift, especially at these altitudes, better luck with the next plane! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2188 |
Okay. Coast is clear. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2189 |
Never mind. Were just one of those legal Marijuana states. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2190 |
Doesn't he know it is against company policy to pick up hitchhikers. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2191 |
Could that be Arthur Dent? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2192 |
How do you suppose Adam made it down to earth? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2193 |
Can't, it's against FAA regulations... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2194 |
Is the Dali Lama on board? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2195 |
Bags fly free, people don't |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2196 |
Captain, I know picking up hitchikers is against FAA regulations, but I really like his vibe. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2197 |
Maybe we should give him a ride, he seems adrift. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2198 |
Damn, Sully! Every nine or ten years there's some new hazard to get past as we lift off from La Guardia! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2199 |
Going high way? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2200 |
Hey buddy, who's to say you're not the one on display!? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2201 |
I'm afraid that if we file a report on this sighting, it may be the last report we ever get to file. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2202 |
He's only half-way through "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy." |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2203 |
Don't we have room for one more standby? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2204 |
Only if his baggage is under 50 pounds. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2205 |
Should we tell him it’s 42? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2206 |
He got bumped from the overbooked flight |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2207 |
Where do you think he’s headed? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2208 |
Another one trying to hitch-hike home from the Willie Nelson concert... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2209 |
I’ve had bad experience with the cloud |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2210 |
The world just keeps on evolving, huh Frank? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2211 |
He came up on the Highway to Heaven. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2212 |
Never pick up a hitchhiker who is THAT high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2213 |
We really need to rethink our "we stop anywhere, any time" slogan. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2214 |
Don't. We're in a prison area. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2215 |
Just another aging hippie on a high |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2216 |
Looks like Charles Manson didn't get in. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2217 |
He’s hitchhiking on the highway to heaven. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2218 |
Where did you get those cookies? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2219 |
THIS IS FOR THE MUSEUM DRAWING, I JUST MISSED THE DEADLINE "Ceci n'est pas une pipe!" |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2220 |
Don’t pick him up, he looks like DB Cooper |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2221 |
I didn't know the train had stopped running. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2222 |
Please help. I aimed too high and now need help in steadying my feet to the ground. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2223 |
Cloud nine is definitely not on our itinerary! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2224 |
Uber’s next upgrade. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2225 |
I guess it IS true, old hippies never die! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2226 |
This is your copilot again, ladies and gentlemen. Although Mt Rainier isn't visible today, if you look out the Port side of the plane you might be able to spot D B Cooper! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2227 |
The jet lag is getting to me again. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2228 |
We have a seat, but he'll have to check his luggage. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2229 |
Just pretend we didn't see him. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2230 |
Against the law? I think that's against a lot of laws. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2231 |
These hippies are getting too far into the clouds... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2232 |
Captain, I think we might be too high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2233 |
That’s too much data in the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2234 |
Grateful Dead groupie.... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2235 |
So that's what happened to Nick Nolte. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2236 |
On behalf of the entire crew, we thank you for hitching a ride with us today. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2237 |
guess the Angel gig is not as good as it used to be. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2238 |
Pickup on Cloud Nine |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2239 |
Isn't that Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2240 |
Nah,10,000 feet is our limit. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2241 |
The FAA inspectors are popping up everywhere. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2242 |
I don't think we should pick him up, he's pretty high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2243 |
Ho Hum, Another creationist themed cartoon from the New Yorker |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2244 |
Guess that's as far as that guy who wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has gotten. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2245 |
I’d pick him up but we’re already behind schedule. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2246 |
I’ve got good news and bad news. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2247 |
Security was a breeze |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2248 |
Don't stop for him. He doesn't have his towel. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2249 |
Guess he got more out of "Cloud Atlas" than I did. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2250 |
Ya, sure, he's probably got three more hiding in the clouds. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2251 |
I don't see anything. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2252 |
Ignore it. It's just the caffeine talking... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2253 |
Well...We are the Friendly Skies. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2254 |
Next time you take the red acid and I'll take the blue. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2255 |
Keep going. The last thing he needs is a lift. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2256 |
We may want to rethink replacing the airline peanuts with those mushrooms. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2257 |
It must be an angel in disguise |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2258 |
He got stranded when Congress cut NASA's budget |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2259 |
He's gonna wait a long time for a plane with an empty seat. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2260 |
Not to worry. It's just my youth in the cloud |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2261 |
That must have been some wacky weed! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2262 |
Even God says thumbs up, Sully |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2263 |
He gets angry when we tell him we can't detour to heaven. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2264 |
Can't. We're flying nonstop. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2265 |
The last one I stopped for had his head in the clouds. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2266 |
He'll probably expect us to honor his transfer. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2267 |
I’m not sure moving ticketing to the Cloud was such a good idea. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2268 |
Wow, that guy must REALLY high! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2269 |
Last time, he wanted to fly to Sheboygan. We don't go to Sheboygan! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2270 |
O.K., one of us is really high! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2271 |
What was I supposed to do? He wouldn't put the cigarette out. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2272 |
Flight 213 to Tower. We have another forcibly-removed passenger from Flight 344 in sight. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2273 |
He is really high. Let’s mess with him. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2274 |
That might be the real reason we seem to have fewer passengers. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2275 |
Must be headed down to Austin |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2276 |
If he says his destination is the pearly gates, keep going. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2277 |
I’ve gotten t good news and bad news. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2278 |
So what exactly was in your brownies? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2279 |
Too bad he picked the wrong cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2280 |
If we take him on, somebody else is getting dragged off kicking and screaming and the video will be all over the Internet. Let’s do this. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2281 |
Just toss him a few bucks and tell him to take the airbus. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2282 |
Hmm. Guess i cloud didn’t work out. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2283 |
Keep going! He looks to me like he's on Cloud Nine. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2284 |
How'd he get through security? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2285 |
Can you give me a lift to Cloud 9? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2286 |
I was told the cloud would soon be everywhere, but...... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2287 |
I’m sick of all these sky-divers who are too lazy to fall all the way to the ground. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2288 |
Say, isn’t that the dude that wrote “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2289 |
Everybody wants a free ride these days. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2290 |
Hey, isn't that Douglas Addams? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2291 |
Douglas Adams must be writing again. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2292 |
I'm not picking him up. He kinda looks like that sketch of DB Cooper. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2293 |
I wouldn't stop for this one, he looks high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2294 |
Another one ran out of money before getting to the Pearly Gates. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2295 |
I want what he's smoking. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2296 |
Need a lift-off? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2297 |
He looks dangerous even with the wings. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2298 |
I’ll radio the control tower that we just entered Colorado air space. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2299 |
Same guy. Same cloud. What da ya think he’s packing? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2300 |
Yep. Must've read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2301 |
Do you think he's high? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2302 |
That's definitely not cloud nine. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2303 |
With oversold flights the whole standby thing sure has gotten crazy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2304 |
This guy's taken cloud surfing to a whole new level. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2305 |
It’s definately getting harder to find an affordable non-stop flight. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2306 |
'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!'? Trite. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2307 |
How much do we charge now for carry-on? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2308 |
He's not heavy, he's my brother. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2309 |
Another D.B. Cooper wannabe. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2310 |
And to your left you'll see a misreading of height ash bury. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2311 |
Yeah, he does look pretty high, I don't think we should pick him up. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2312 |
And I thought that we were high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2313 |
He's asking to download. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2314 |
They come here looking for their data. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2315 |
That's my first hitchhiking yeti. How about you? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2316 |
Poor bastard. Retrieving stuff out of the cloud isn't as easy as they say. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2317 |
I used to hitchhike a lot before planes. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2318 |
Never pick up anyone if you can't see their feet. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2319 |
Man, we could use somebody to chip in for jet fuel. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2320 |
Now there’s thumb to nowhere! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2321 |
I'd pick him up but the guitar case won't fit in the overhead bins. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2322 |
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is in the cloud streaming. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2323 |
Damned cloud hoboes! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2324 |
He's almost there. That's cloud 8. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2325 |
He obviously doesn't know that you can now purchase tickets through the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2326 |
It looks like another passenger was bumped from an economy seat. Lesson learned, always fly first class. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2327 |
What a drag we can't give him a lift. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2328 |
He must be on a drug high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2329 |
I told him that carry on won't fit under the seat. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2330 |
Wow, I haven't seen that since the '70s. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2331 |
I passed a guy that looked just like that on my way down the mountain this morning. Hey, wait a minute.... |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2332 |
Man, I feel for those United guys. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2333 |
Don't pick him up - He is high! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2334 |
All we have left is a middle seat next to the lavatory. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2335 |
We would... but there’s a $25 baggage fee. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2336 |
Fly by. The new NRA discount policy is for the birds. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2337 |
and that's what you get when you offer 5GB of free cloud storage |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2338 |
I’m not stopping today. Last week he ate all the peanuts in the galley. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2339 |
Well, okay, but there's no more discount for NRA hitchhikers ... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2340 |
Yeh, he's always here. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2341 |
We can't pick him up, we're all out of peanuts. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2342 |
Oh! Look what we gave here, another bad ass rocker who’s changed his mind |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2343 |
I didn't think you could that high on opioids. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2344 |
He is trying to get credit for the return flight |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2345 |
If he was dressed a little better I might. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2346 |
He ought to know we only stop at cloud nine |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2347 |
Don't Stop!" He hasn't passed cloud control. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2348 |
Are you positive we did not crash? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2349 |
Strangest safety inspector I've ever seen. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2350 |
Just one of those new emojis from the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2351 |
Clear skies with chance of vagrancy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2352 |
I don't ever pick up hitchhikers on Cloud 9. They bum me out. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2353 |
WOW! Talk about climate change! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2354 |
I hate what they have done to frequent flyer programs. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2355 |
Don’t look. There’s a fellow on a cloud trying to hitch a ride from us. One of those forgetting how to retrieve themselves from the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2356 |
Some people take icloud so literal. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2357 |
Hmmmm, too bad we're not going his direction. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2358 |
I remember. You only stop for Patsy Cline and Tammy Wynette. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2359 |
Don't make eye contact, Jim. Just pretend he's telling us we're doing a great job. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2360 |
Does this mean we’re near a prison? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2361 |
Remember when people used to just call a travel agent? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2362 |
AMAZON has got me here to welcome you. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2363 |
Ici, On peut voir une personne qui est dans des nuages. il est aussi haut que l'avion. Beaucoup de personnes n'utilise pas leur cerveau, mais il pense et il crée des opinions même s'ils sont différent de l'opinion du publique, et ca le monte. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2364 |
My mother told me not to pick up hitchhikers. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2365 |
We usually get that when we fly over Woodstock |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2366 |
He probably used up his frequent flyer miles. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2367 |
,,,and off to your right you'll see cloud 8. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2368 |
Roger McGuinn, hitch hiking, circa 1966. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2369 |
Let's see...Nimbus, Stratus, Cumulus, Kerouac... |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2370 |
Isn’t that the same dude we saw way back on Cloud Eight? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2371 |
The Rolling Stones aren’t going to like it... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2372 |
Don't stop. We're already overbooked. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2373 |
It makes you wonder when even Zeus hits on hard times. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2374 |
I’d say considerably higher than a kite. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2375 |
Well, the steering wheel was about this big, but the rest of the plane was smaller than yours. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2376 |
It's called 'cloud commuting', sir. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2377 |
Be careful, I think he is one of those new cloud niners! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2378 |
Uh, Captain, is there any information about hitchhikers on clouds in the Flyer's Manual? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2379 |
I told you we shouldn't have turned the seat-belt sign off |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2380 |
Is it Rod Serling? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2381 |
I'd stop, but the only open seats are in Basic Economy and he has a full-sized carry-on. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2382 |
Did you upload him to the cloud? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2383 |
A 'carry on' for the wayward son. Go figure. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2384 |
It doesn't pay to argue with Low Costs mid-flight. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2385 |
I don't our destination is his destination. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2386 |
Life in the cloud is safe. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2387 |
Jerry Garcia still hanging around, huh? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2388 |
He is part of the new cloud based storage plan. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2389 |
I don't care if he's a saint--I don't pick up hitchhikers. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2390 |
For heaven's sake, another sky walker. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2391 |
If it were my call Captain, he hasn't been thru baggage search |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2392 |
Hey I think I’m a little high but can I get a ride? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2393 |
I guess he does not know that "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Universe" is out of print. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2394 |
I just don't get that Cloud technology. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2395 |
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2396 |
Elon Musk's latest space gambit? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2397 |
Wow, that is not what you see everyday! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2398 |
Hey, do you remember that far side comic about what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank...? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2399 |
Must be one of those United passengers. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2400 |
I thought you said it was safe to backup to the cloud? It doesn't look safe to me. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2401 |
Seems the Stairway to Heaven didn't, in fact, go all the way up. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2402 |
When did the airlines start taking away the seats? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2403 |
Isn't that the same guy we passed over Canada ? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2404 |
I'm looking for a lift to cloud nine. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2405 |
Looks like he took the book way too literally. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2406 |
Forget it Sully. He want a lift to the Hudson. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2407 |
If God had intended man to stand in the clouds hitching rides, then he would have given us shoes with wings. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2408 |
Too bad we don't have time to pick him up. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2409 |
Why would anyone want to go to Newark? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2410 |
THAT HAS TO BE AN ALL-TIME HIGH! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2411 |
We got in bad trouble the last time we stopped |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2412 |
Remember the last guy we picked up? Never did get that smell out of coach. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2413 |
I don't think he's an archangel! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2414 |
Super Budget Economy Fare. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2415 |
Standby? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2416 |
Maybe he has the guide to the galaxy..... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2417 |
Don't Panic. He's from Base 13. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2418 |
Captain, is that Billy Ray Cirrus?" "Yeah, Rookie, it means you're too high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2419 |
Definitely higher than a kite! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2420 |
He just wants to sell us his guide to the GALAXY |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2421 |
Those NRA boys lost it all! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2422 |
Is that Major Tom? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2423 |
Wish I could, but every time I stop for one we crash. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2424 |
Looking good, boys! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2425 |
I think you've been watching too many Twilight Zone episodes. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2426 |
NO EYE CONTACT! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2427 |
he’ll need to go on the standby list just like everyone else |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2428 |
We could charge him an extra $100 for flagging us down and $50 for the carry-on bag. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2429 |
Come on, Dale, just ask this guy for directions so we can all get home already! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2430 |
Wait for the local, we're non-stop. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2431 |
Don’t pick him up, he looks really high! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2432 |
Remember, Don't Make Eye Contact - - If you want to keep your licence |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2433 |
Isn't he high enough? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2434 |
Has our navigation system has autocorrected 'Vegas-bound' to 'vagabond' AGAIN? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2435 |
If you're going to be a Trump dodger, would't going to Canada be waaaay easier? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2436 |
Typical David Crosby-gets super high doesn't even arrange for a ride home! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2437 |
Weather report stated it was a "cloudy" day not "crowdy". |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2438 |
Let him ride on the wing like that Twilight Zone episode |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2439 |
IT was right. Everybody is moving to the cloud these days |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2440 |
No way. Too scruffy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2441 |
He must've flown United. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2442 |
And on your left: the ghost of D.B.Cooper. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2443 |
He doesn't look like a Lucy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2444 |
Another hitchhiker from the galaxy who used up all his cloud storage |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2445 |
Because he's high and lazy he's thumbing a flight. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2446 |
Poor Guy, It must be Purgatory out there! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2447 |
Don't stop. He's too ethereal." |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2448 |
Nowadays everybody is a comedian. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2449 |
He'd better watch out for the wing... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2450 |
Hey! I got stranded in the iCloud! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2451 |
Do you think we should notify TSA about his backpack? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2452 |
He's trying to go to Cloud 9 but we're a low-cost... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2453 |
‘That’s the third time this week.’ |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2454 |
A real Zeppelin fan wouldn't need a lift. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2455 |
My mother said never to pick up strangers. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2456 |
They are letting anybody in these days |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2457 |
Don't let him on. You should never pick up hitchhikers. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2458 |
I thought Woodstock was in the other direction. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2459 |
That's the same cloud we dropped him on the way out. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2460 |
Looks like we got another Dead Head. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2461 |
What is the company policy regarding picking up cloud hikers? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2462 |
It's Just A Mirage ! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2463 |
He wasn't able to use his NRA discount. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2464 |
This guy wants an upgrade from Cloud Nine? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2465 |
He still must pay the $50 per bag fee. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2466 |
They call him the Hitch High King. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2467 |
I thought we left that guy on cloud nine just last week! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2468 |
Forget it. There is no way he has gone through security. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2469 |
Rutger Hauer got old... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2470 |
Don’t stop - I did once and regretted it. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2471 |
Hey, my iCloud is full! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2472 |
Shouldn't we look up the TSA regulations? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2473 |
Hey is that cloud? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2474 |
You are okay, this is a selfie safe zone! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2475 |
How come I do not see the cartoons any longer? They do not appear in any of the three pages. Too bad. I really miss them. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2476 |
I had a dream . it said heaven catch a ride. hell. just say (GOOD bye.) |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2477 |
Hello, pilots! It's working fine but I'm stuck! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2478 |
Keep going, a budget airline will be through soon enough. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2479 |
Is that the guy who wrote 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2480 |
Only if he went through TSA first. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2481 |
It ist just another of those "ex-Trumpians" of the 2010s, they all seem to have been kicked out by Saint Peter. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2482 |
Do you suppose we'll have to take him all the way up? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2483 |
United dragged another one off? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2484 |
His shirt said HELP so it must have been at a Beatles concert. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2485 |
He must've booked Super Economy. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2486 |
We're not falling for that again... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2487 |
I think the trailing Spirit Air flight will give him a lift. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2488 |
Do you think the Russians gave him a ride this far? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2489 |
Didn't we see him on Twilight Zone? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2490 |
He couldn’t make it smell any worse in here. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2491 |
Don't stop, just tell him we changed our name to Jefferson Starship. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2492 |
Someone needs to tell him his fly is down. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2493 |
Co-pilot: Saint Peter sure has been having a rough time ever since that wall got built to keep the "bad hombres" out. Pilot: Yeah. I can't believe He got the Trump Administration to pay for it too. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2494 |
Where does he think he's going? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2495 |
He said “no thanks” when I said we had only middle sears left. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2496 |
I didn't know this flightpath went through Limbo. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2497 |
I didn't know Neil Young died, did you? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2498 |
Better not, that bag’s too big for carry-on. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2499 |
Bomb? No. I'm worried he's carrying a guitar. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2500 |
Don't start this again. You know the last one didn't fit in the overhead bin. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2501 |
It's a Rocky Mountain high. We're over Colorado. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2502 |
Uber is taking it to the next level. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2503 |
Captain, is there a navigational error? That's not Cloud Nine. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2504 |
What's he been smokin'? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2505 |
Wasn’t that D.B. Cooper ? No more rides for you buddy boy! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2506 |
I picked him up in Witchita last year and he stole my phone charger. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2507 |
Bob, I’m confused about uploading to the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2508 |
Nice try anyway. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2509 |
He's on cloud nine, on his way to disillusionment. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2510 |
That's a local stop. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2511 |
It's tough when the Pearly Gates aren't open to everyone and you've just got nowhere to go? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2512 |
Don’t pick him up. He looks like a murderer. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2513 |
Didn't your mother ever warn you about picking up a hitchhiker? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2514 |
Let's keep going. He looks high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2515 |
No no, don't stop! He has a bunch of other guys hiding in the cloud! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2516 |
There goes another human I'll never meet! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2517 |
He looks OK, but we probably shouldn't pick him up. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2518 |
Think we can stuff one more into our cheap seats? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2519 |
He's too high to suffer range anxiety. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2520 |
His Uber better get here soon. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2521 |
My Way or the Highway! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2522 |
I'd consider it, but that guy is clearly higher than a kite. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2523 |
Don’t do it. He’s higher than a kite. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2524 |
We have room for him but he would have to check that carry on. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2525 |
I wouldn't pick that one up. He looks higher than a kite. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2526 |
Looks like there's been another round of funding cuts at NASA. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2527 |
I guess cloud 9 isn't for everyone. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2528 |
I overheard the medical dispensaries in heaven were being shut down by the AG. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2529 |
How weird is that guy? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2530 |
Whenever I see him, I just pretend he's saying "good job!" |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2531 |
Turn! Turn! Turn! We don't want to hit that Byrd! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2532 |
Spirit Airlines adheres to a strict no-late boarding policy. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2533 |
Okay, but only if he's signed up with our rewards program. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2534 |
But we're not cleared for that airspace, Sir. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2535 |
Last time I picked him up, he went on and on about how high he used to live on cloud nine. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2536 |
This is too weird. We must be in The New Yorker Cartoon Contest. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2537 |
It’s actually pretty common since Trump’s latest Travel Ban. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2538 |
Looks like Musk forgot where he parked his Tesla again. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2539 |
Is that what you do when your Cloud is full? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2540 |
He is High as a kite Captain. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2541 |
“Isn’t Timothy Leary dead”? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2542 |
That's the ninth cloud he's been on. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2543 |
I guess the Cloud has eliminated the last vestige of IBM's famed white shirts. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2544 |
I won’t say anything, if you don’t. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2545 |
Don't stop - we're right above a prison. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2546 |
I don't think he's been cleared by TSA. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2547 |
My brother-in-law was an end timer |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2548 |
This guy must be high. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2549 |
Another self-flyer run amok. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2550 |
Do you have your liquids in a plastic bag? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2551 |
Frequent flyer...but today he'll have to wing it. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2552 |
Told you we were lost, that's the second time we've seen that guy |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2553 |
He'll eat all our Slim Jims and won't chip in for gas. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2554 |
He's trying to redeem miles |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2555 |
Yes, I have heard of cloud nine but never seen it before. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2556 |
What do YOU think that cloud looks like? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2557 |
Do you have any idea why he thinks we're headed in the same direction? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2558 |
The smog is really getting thick these days. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2559 |
How about that, there is a cloud nine! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2560 |
I thinks that's cloud nine. He'll be fine. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2561 |
I'm afraid to pick up anything from the Cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2562 |
Isn't that your brother Ralph? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2563 |
Don't you always wonder how the knees get ripped out? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2564 |
So, that's what is in the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2565 |
He must be their poet. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2566 |
Must of had his NRA discount revoked |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2567 |
Don’t stop, I think he’s high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2568 |
I thought that there was something funny about those meal tray brownies |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2569 |
What would St. Christopher do? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2570 |
It was just a matter of time before ride-sharing went to the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2571 |
I could use the SkyMiles. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2572 |
Don't stop! This could be the latest terrorist ploy! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2573 |
You the man, Sully! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2574 |
Cloud Niner to ground control, we got another one. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2575 |
At least bags fly for free |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2576 |
I don't pick up hitch-hikers unless they are walking |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2577 |
Keep going, Jeff, all we have is first class. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2578 |
I must be seeing things. A hitchhiking Zombie from "Night of the Living Dead"? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2579 |
Did you see that guy? What a bum! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2580 |
He must have missed the Vogon's plane. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2581 |
Ignore him. We aren't allowed to pick up hitchhikers. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2582 |
I guess everybody these days is obsessed with The Cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2583 |
I would, but he's got a carry-on. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2584 |
"Should we tell him we are not heading to heaven but the other place"!!! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2585 |
Yesterday he was wearing a crown. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2586 |
Don't stop - this is a dangerous stretch of sky. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2587 |
Looks like Bob's still in limbo. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2588 |
Looks like somebody's been squeezing the Charmin again. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2589 |
No, the harp is too big for carry-on. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2590 |
Whatever they're paying me, it's not enough. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2591 |
I’ve read about this. Delta is a stickler, when it comes to using your frequent flyer miles. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2592 |
Don't Stop. I think something bad might happen if we do. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2593 |
You know, honestly, this is a secret fantasy I've held for years. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2594 |
Don't stop for him, there's a prison below us. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2595 |
I always wondered what happen to D.B Cooper. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2596 |
He needs to download that app. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2597 |
Sorry, we're completely booked. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2598 |
'Are we ever going to be done with the frigging Boomers?' |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2599 |
My mom always told me never to stop for a hitch-hiker. She didn't care how well they were dressed. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2600 |
He must not have read the book. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2601 |
They say he was hit by a car on his way to Woodstock. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2602 |
He won't get off my cloud! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2603 |
Getting into the I Cloud is easy but getting out has it’s drawbacks. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2604 |
That extension of the Appalachian Trail has gone way too far. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2605 |
don't stop. there are three other people hiding behind that cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2606 |
Oh look! a skydiver on the run |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2607 |
I wouldn't stop for him, captain. He definitely looks high. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2608 |
What's that mountain climber doing in the......oh, no...... |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2609 |
Man, I got that song stuck in my head - "Ride, Ride, Ride, Hitchin' a Ride." |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2610 |
Dude is flying higher than a kite. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2611 |
WHAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2612 |
How high do you go? There is no time left, Putin made it clear last night. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2613 |
I think he’s one of the characters in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2614 |
I know we have an empty seat in first class, but it's next to Pruitt. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2615 |
Are my eyes playing tricks or did we just pass Arthur Dent? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2616 |
Attention Passengers: Look out the window to your left and you will see the final stop on the Appalachian Trail. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2617 |
A thumb drive in the cloud? I don't stop for mixed metaphors. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2618 |
We can't - he didn't make it past the TSA agents. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2619 |
He thinks our next destination is Cloud 9! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2620 |
By any chance, are you going to Pittsburg? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2621 |
It is so sad that refugees have to do such dangerous things to escape. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2622 |
No one stays on Cloud Nine for long. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2623 |
Don’t make me cite company policy. Remember what happened last time? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2624 |
Tell him to take a hike. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2625 |
Ask the stewardess if William Shatner is on board ? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2626 |
I'd pick him up if I thought he'd have my data. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2627 |
Wish i knew what he was on. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2628 |
Cloud 9 is unavailable |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2629 |
I wouldn't pick him up, he's definitely high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2630 |
Fine, but he’all have to sit in economy |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2631 |
Another Rapture wannabe. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2632 |
OMG this totally reminds me of that summer between Freshman and Sophomore year... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2633 |
Too risky. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2634 |
One day you’re a bit-coin millionaire ... next day you’re a gray cloud pedestrian. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2635 |
I still don’t get how The Cloud works...? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2636 |
I’d like to give him a lift, but he’d never fit that bag into the overhead. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2637 |
These guys will do anything to skip the TSA line. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2638 |
Now, HIS head is in the clouds! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2639 |
Well, guess that's what happens when you don't ante up for Spirit's destination fee. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2640 |
So that's what a thumberstorm looks like |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2641 |
Maybe he's tired of looking at clouds from both sides now. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2642 |
Gee, what do you think that guy is standing on? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2643 |
Hey! I can pay you for the ride. It's me D. B. Cooper. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2644 |
Sorry Sully, that's one soul you can't save. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2645 |
The Stones must be touring again. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2646 |
I guess Cloud 9 isn't what it used to be. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2647 |
No way that bag would fit in the overhead bin. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2648 |
In the old days it was, "hitch one's wagon to a star" |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2649 |
We always see these heaven rejects. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2650 |
Give me a break. I've seen him in first class at least three times. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2651 |
Angels, I have heard they’re high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2652 |
Don't even THINK about it, Sullenberger. Sir. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2653 |
He needs to cutback on the recreational drugs. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2654 |
It looks like Darwin was right. Even angels evolve. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2655 |
OMG that's D. B. Cooper! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2656 |
No sign, no dog on rope, no stopping, them's the rules. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2657 |
Think he has TSA Pre-Check? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2658 |
With all of these snowbanks and pedestrians around, are you sure this is the runway? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2659 |
It's okay; you're over the run way for greater America! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2660 |
That dude’s gotta be high on somethin’... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2661 |
Good man. He just retrieved his data. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2662 |
They've been saying Cloud 9 ain't what it used to be. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2663 |
Security says it’s ok since it looks like he removed his shoes. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2664 |
I heard Heaven wasn’t as much fun as they say. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2665 |
Nowadays everything is in the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2666 |
hitch hiking on 4/20 |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2667 |
His miles expired. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2668 |
Do we have room for another non-rev? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2669 |
Well, that explains the whole D.B. Cooper thing. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2670 |
How long has Ozzy Osborne been dead? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2671 |
Again ! I wish he would pick a cloud and stay there. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2672 |
He must really admire our flying skills. He came a long way to give us a thumbs-up! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2673 |
Don't stop for him, he looks high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2674 |
He's woking on an update to 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2675 |
Well, looks like he's finally had enough of cloud nine. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2676 |
The only way my kids will think this story is cool is if I tell them his backpack had a poop emoji on it. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2677 |
Doesn't he know that hitchhikers are only allowed on the galaxy route? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2678 |
I just don't think it's safe to stop here. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2679 |
That's our new economy class. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2680 |
Jeez, Arthur Dent has really fallen. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2681 |
I’d feel guilty if he wasn’t going the other way. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2682 |
We're not going to the galaxy, right? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2683 |
He doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would need a ride |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2684 |
Sorry buddy, this flight's oversold. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2685 |
Well Captain Sully, what do we do about this one? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2686 |
WE could drop him off at the next exit. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2687 |
Here's Another Hi(gh) HitchHiker Hank... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2688 |
Welcome to Cloud 9 |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2689 |
TSA is getting kind of lax over California. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2690 |
Wow, old hippie, still hitchhiking! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2691 |
Gives a new meaning to Fly the Friendly Skies, doesn't it? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2692 |
'Well, we're definitely not in Kansas anymore.' |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2693 |
If we pick him up will we be slapped with a sexual harassment suit? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2694 |
C.G.I. has come a long way. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2695 |
These flying dreams are getting more and more bizarre. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2696 |
I've heard of mountain goats in cumulus clouds, but never a mountain man! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2697 |
It's never a good idea to pick up hitchhikers when they're high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2698 |
Whatta ya know? I guess you can get too high. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2699 |
I thought you said we were over Sacramento? This looks more like San Francisco. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2700 |
Five bucks says he’s got that guide to the galaxy in his backpack. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2701 |
I heard about this on Rush! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2702 |
He's been on cloud 9 since 1968. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2703 |
He must have missed the bus. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2704 |
I don’t see it if you don’t see it. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2705 |
Looks like that hitchhiker’s a little high. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2706 |
Can I hitch a ride to the stairway to heaven? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2707 |
It's great to get a thumbs up at this altitude. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2708 |
That guy still here? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2709 |
Hey, its Woody. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2710 |
We're good to go. He's going to hop onto the twilight zone flight behind us. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2711 |
This is some transient weather pattern. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2712 |
Looks like we missed the Rapture. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2713 |
Smile, we're getting a thumb's up. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2714 |
Nope, the backpack won't fit in the overhead storage bin. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2715 |
Not only have they legalized it, they've made it more potent. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2716 |
Maybe he has the guide to the galaxy..... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2717 |
Nice to see Douglas Adams again -- |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2718 |
Can you help a fella out? Due to a TSA snafu, I'm stuck in limbo. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2719 |
Nah, I don't think so. I picked up a guy that looked like him last week and he reeked of jet fuel. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2720 |
Oh, we see them quite often. Poor souls make it to the gates, but don't make the cut. Got a long fall ahead of them and hoping for a lift. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2721 |
He seems high. Let's not stop. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2722 |
He’s been that way ever since his Mod flunked Crirical Design Review |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2723 |
Not him. He never stops talking. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2724 |
So that’s where D. B. Cooper landed. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2725 |
Attention passengers, please avert your eyes, we are passing Cloud Nein |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2726 |
I hear he was dropped off here after someone checked the no fly list |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2727 |
You think there's any chance he just likes our airplane? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2728 |
We shouldn't give him anything. He'll probably just buy drugs with it. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2729 |
I think that's illegal... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2730 |
How many boarding groups are there now? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2731 |
‘Don’t stop, we have a full load.” |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2732 |
Hey! It's D.B. Cooper. Should we give him a ride? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2733 |
Are we really that high? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2734 |
Oh, that guy's on cloud nine again. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2735 |
Look at that! And I thought they were given their own wings? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2736 |
That's the same guy we saw back on Cloud 9. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2737 |
Yeez, thumbs up does take you places! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2738 |
Don't stop, he's on the left wing side, it's not of our business, only people on the right side are allowed to fly! We could get fired for breaking the company's rule! And the president is a bit touchy on this... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2739 |
I imagine he wants to get higher than we'll be going. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2740 |
That guy looks really high, and this "everything is in the cloud" stuff is really out of control. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2741 |
Heaven Control directs us to runway J as in John, Three Sixteen-er. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2742 |
I've noticed more of this with the legalization of marijuana. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2743 |
We must be flying over California. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2744 |
Super high hiker |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2745 |
Looks like he took the high road. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2746 |
Can I get an upgrade? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2747 |
Keep going. He probably wants a ride for the peanuts. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2748 |
Hey Bob, what's that mountain climber doing on top of that cloud? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2749 |
We shouldn’t pick him up. That guy is as high as a kite. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2750 |
Poor guy.....if he's still there on the next pass we'll pick him up. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2751 |
We're at capacity, let's hope that dummy in the Tesla picks him up. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2752 |
Maybe we can pick him up on the flight back. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2753 |
What's the airline's policy on picking up deadheads? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2754 |
Don't hang around, baby, twos a crowd. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2755 |
I thought "The Hitch-hiker's Guide To The Galaxy" was fiction. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2756 |
United's new policy for unruly passengers seems a bit harsh. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2757 |
Seen him before. He never gets further than Cloud 6. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2758 |
Let's pick him up, he's TSA Pre, |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2759 |
Don't pull over. He's doing fine on cloud nine. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2760 |
What did you say was in that coffee? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2761 |
I hope he has his towel. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2762 |
This is your captain speaking...We are currently flying over Colorado. If you look out to your left, you will see the Rocky Mountains and one really high hitchhiker. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2763 |
Yes,I know I'm profiling. I just don't like his looks. And you know dam well the backpack hasn't been screened. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2764 |
Wasn't he here last week? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2765 |
What would Jesus do? ... Wait, maybe that is Jesus! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2766 |
Can I hitch a ride? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2767 |
I blame Elon Musk |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2768 |
I'd stop but we're out of seats. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2769 |
No, he's not Douglas Adams. Looks a bit sketchy to me, Captain. Think we should pass on this one. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2770 |
Hitchhiking. Really a lost art |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2771 |
Be seeing you real soon. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2772 |
‘I’m pretty sure he’s looking for the Jefferson Airplane.’ |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2773 |
Are you overbooked? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2774 |
Just more Arthur Dent cosplay. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2775 |
Yeah, I remember that Stones song. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2776 |
Looks like another fallen angel trying to catch a lift back to hell on earth. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2777 |
Just for the record, do you ever feel we don't get enough oxygen in the cockpit? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2778 |
Don't stop. It's dangerous here. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2779 |
Call me a Luddite, but I just don't think uploading yourself to the cloud is safe. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2780 |
LIMERICK: It seems to be more than a craze...We use it in so many ways... It goes without saying, technology's amazing...Everything's on the cloud now a days. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2781 |
That must be how it feels to fly. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2782 |
As long as nobody finds out what we see up here, we can keep our jobs. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2783 |
Maybe he'll kick in for gas. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2784 |
Wonder what he's paying for cloud services. |