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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 As senior squeegee-man during flight simulations, moving up didn’t pan out. 1.8690 0.09086 84 35 25 24
1 Yep, we're lost. We passed this guy an hour ago. 1.8652 0.08780 89 37 27 25
2 He's always had his head in the clouds, but THIS ??? 1.8621 0.08523 87 34 31 22
3 OK, but he is going to have to check that bag. 1.8060 0.09801 67 29 22 16
4 It's the only way Delta lets you redeem their vouchers 1.7937 0.10409 63 29 18 16
5 While stoned, he mistook a weather balloon for exhaust from a semi. 1.7937 0.10160 63 28 20 15
6 Jack had it all till the beanstalk died. 1.7759 0.09852 58 24 23 11
7 Well, let me at least wipe your windshield. 1.7292 0.11431 48 23 15 10
8 Same guy, same cloud. I think we're going in circles. 1.7234 0.12797 47 26 8 13
9 For those seated on the right side of the plane, the Grand Canyon should be visible in a moment. And for those seated on the left, an excellent view of Bob. 1.7234 0.12430 47 25 10 12
10 Don't make eye contact. 1.7111 0.13342 45 26 6 13
11 Keep going. He just wants to clean our windshield then charge us a fiver. 1.7111 0.10835 45 20 18 7
12 Why do they always pick a spot where it's impossible to pull over... 1.6977 0.11782 43 21 14 8
13 I really don't understand cloud commuting. 1.6750 0.13581 40 23 7 10
14 Either he is high or I am. 1.6667 0.12901 39 21 10 8
15 Damn, Sully, it’s always an adventure with you. 1.6667 0.12367 39 20 12 7
16 Remember when basic economy level still got you a seat on the plane? 1.6667 0.13801 36 20 8 8
17 Act like theres no room. 1.6667 0.14907 36 22 4 10
18 Some people will do anything to avoid TSA screening. 1.6579 0.13742 38 22 7 9
19 I’ll bet you he changes finger when he finds out this is Air Force One. 1.6571 0.14749 35 21 5 9
20 Looks like United has kicked out another unruly passenger. 1.6571 0.13561 35 19 9 7
21 He used to squeegee the windows. 1.6364 0.12168 33 16 13 4
22 I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t obey the laws of physics. 1.6364 0.13636 33 18 9 6
23 I thought you said your son was grounded. 1.6250 0.14020 32 18 8 6
24 At least one every time we fly over Colorado... 1.6250 0.11666 32 15 14 3
25 That backpack would never fit in the overhead. 1.6250 0.14020 32 18 8 6
26 Hank, check our coordinates . . . I think we passed that guy 20 minutes ago. 1.6250 0.14020 32 18 8 6
27 Maybe we shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms before take-off. 1.6250 0.13282 32 17 10 5
28 Relax. I said, hitchhiker. Not hijacker. 1.6129 0.13661 31 17 9 5
29 Uber surge pricing again 1.6129 0.15153 31 19 5 7
30 Careful, it took forever to get the last one out of the turbine. 1.6129 0.13661 31 17 9 5
31 Who saved him in the cloud? 1.6000 0.14856 30 18 6 6
32 Standby passengers may now board. 1.6000 0.14061 30 17 8 5
33 Do you think he knows we’re headed to Cleveland? 1.6000 0.14061 30 17 8 5
34 Throttle down Jenson, so he thinks we're stopping. 1.6000 0.15610 30 19 4 7
35 How high ARE we? 1.6000 0.14061 30 17 8 5
36 Wow, everything is in the cloud now. 1.6000 0.14061 30 17 8 5
37 Maybe heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.5862 0.14484 29 17 7 5
38 Okay, but he's gonna have to check that bag. 1.5862 0.13607 29 16 9 4
39 Amazing what some guys will do to bypass TSA checkpoints. 1.5862 0.13607 29 16 9 4
40 Don't stop. There'll be a Tesla along any minute to pick him up. 1.5862 0.14484 29 17 7 5
41 Don't slow down! 1.5862 0.13607 29 16 9 4
42 Is he cirrus? 1.5862 0.14484 29 17 7 5
43 You'd think they'd know by now that we always overbook. 1.5769 0.15858 26 16 5 5
44 He's never going to make his connection. 1.5769 0.14856 26 15 7 4
45 He must have refused to give up his seat on a United flight 1.5769 0.15858 26 16 5 5
46 That guy is way too high to pick up. 1.5769 0.16800 26 17 3 6
47 He knows we're non-stop, right? 1.5769 0.15858 26 16 5 5
48 Fine, but god help us if he needs a kosher meal. 1.5769 0.12616 26 13 11 2
49 ...and if you look to our left you will see a united airlines passenger 1.5769 0.16800 26 17 3 6
50 I can’t find anything in the FFA regulations about picking up a hitchhiker. 1.5769 0.14856 26 15 7 4
51 It's amazing what you can find in the Cloud. 1.5714 0.14932 28 17 6 5
52 I would but he might be carrying liquids. 1.5714 0.14019 28 16 8 4
53 I see him too... guess we're both a little higher than usual. 1.5714 0.15793 28 18 4 6
54 He must be one of our Economy Minus passengers. 1.5714 0.15793 28 18 4 6
55 Do you suppose that he would do the windshield for us? 1.5714 0.13041 28 15 10 3
56 Don't pick him up, he's obviously high. 1.5714 0.14019 28 16 8 4
57 I hadn't realized that we crossed into Colorado already 1.5714 0.11984 28 14 12 2
58 They keep making the frequent flyer program harder and harder to use. 1.5714 0.15793 28 18 4 6
59 Poor guy. United must have left him here. 1.5714 0.11984 28 14 12 2
60 What a long strange trip it's been. 1.5600 0.13013 25 13 10 2
61 Everything is cloud based these days. 1.5600 0.16411 25 16 4 5
62 It's moments like these when I ask myself: "What would Sully do?" 1.5600 0.13013 25 13 10 2
63 I'll pick him up, but he's going to need to check that bag. 1.5600 0.16411 25 16 4 5
64 Last week he washed the windshield and asked for twenty bucks. 1.5600 0.14236 25 14 8 3
65 Poor guy ... he was there yesterday too. 1.5600 0.14236 25 14 8 3
66 He's probably booked an Air B&B. 1.5600 0.14236 25 14 8 3
67 Flying standby sure is rough these days. 1.5600 0.16411 25 16 4 5
68 I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation. 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
69 Don't stop. He has a carry-on. 1.5517 0.14542 29 18 6 5
70 Too bad we're going the other way. 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
71 Isn't that the guy we just bought drugs from? 1.5417 0.14719 24 14 7 3
72 Doesn't he know that we're not going to San Francisco? 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
73 That's one way to avoid the TSA. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
74 I thought Jesus had a beard. 1.5417 0.14719 24 14 7 3
75 Tower: We have another one coming down from Cloud Nine. 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
76 Hitchhikers I can take. What I really hate are the sqweegie men. 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
77 For God’s sake, don’t make eye contact. 1.5417 0.14719 24 14 7 3
78 I hate flying over Woodstock. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
79 Some people will do anything to avoid going through security. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
80 Lets just pretend we don't see him.. 1.5417 0.14719 24 14 7 3
81 Flying stand-by gets weirder and weirder. 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
82 He always flies south this time of year - it’s Jazzfest. 1.5417 0.17003 24 16 3 5
83 Flying standby seems to be getting more and more complicated. 1.5417 0.17003 24 16 3 5
84 Before all the extra security concerns, I used to pick them up all the time. 1.5417 0.17003 24 16 3 5
85 Some folks will do anything to avoid those security lines. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
86 The rideshare economy has gone too far. 1.5385 0.13846 26 15 8 3
87 We really need to do a better job with the final boarding call. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
88 Don’t pick him up. He could be an aerial killer. 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
89 I guess they must be dragging people off the plane mid-flight now. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
90 Fine, but the rule is vouchers, miles, or points. Nobody flies for free. 1.5217 0.13873 23 13 8 2
91 See? Everyone is moving to the cloud! 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
92 Ladies and gentlemen, off of our left wing you'll see an example of the increasingly rare hobo-cumulus formation. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
93 Forgot his password so now he's stuck in the cloud forever. 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
94 Jim, ignore him. He still doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
95 He's still here? 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
96 He's pretty high. 1.5217 0.13873 23 13 8 2
97 That's the same guy I saw at 87th and 3rd avenue. 1.5217 0.13873 23 13 8 2
98 There goes another passanger kicked off of Spirit Airlines. 1.5217 0.17637 23 16 2 5
99 Boy, you can store anything in the Cloud these days. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
100 No, if Mom finds out we picked up a hitchhiker, she’ll never let us fly her plane again. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
101 "Doesn't he know O'Hare is Purgatory? 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
102 Passengers on your left, wave as we pass by; you can witness another Baby Boomer's failed attempt to "upload to the cloud." 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
103 ..looks like like they laid off another iCloud support guy 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
104 I didn't realize people could get that high. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
105 They always just want to use the restroom. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
106 Man, they're moving everything to the cloud these days! 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
107 I am not picking him up-his bag is too big for the overhead compartment. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
108 Happens every time we over-fly Colorado. 1.5000 0.10911 22 11 11 0
109 I always wondered what it meant to be uploaded to the cloud. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
110 See, this is why I think I need a vacation. 1.5000 0.18317 22 16 1 5
111 We must be over Colorado. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
112 "This guy again?' 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
113 He’s high. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
114 Yep, we’re over Colorado. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
115 Picked him up once and all he wanted was to use the toilet. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
116 People will do just about anything these days to avoid TSA lines, won't they? 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
117 You're not really thinking about picking him up, are you? 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
118 We've just entered Colorado air space". 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
119 Someone forgot to put their phone on "airplane mode"... 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
120 Must have gotten bumped at the last minute. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
121 Looks like United is removing passengers mid-flight now. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
122 No way he’s fitting that into the overhead compartment. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
123 Don't slow down or make eye contact. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
124 He’s been on that same damn cloud for the past 15 years! 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
125 That bag looks too big for carry-on. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
126 We're right above Denver, aren't we? 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
127 He's Microsoft's problem, not ours. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
128 There's another flight behind us that can pick him up, right? 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
129 Everyone’s using the cloud these day. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
130 Don't make eye contact. 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
131 Cloud commuting. It's the next big thing. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
132 That must have been his girlfriend five clouds back. 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
133 It's getting tougher to fly standby 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
134 That's the new very basic economy section. 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
135 I don't know. He looks high. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
136 He must have missed the cumulonimbus. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
137 Wow, talk about stand by. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
138 Don’t stop — what if he’s some kind of weirdo? 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
139 He prefers this over our boarding procedure. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
140 I'm not saying you should lie to the FAA. I'm just saying, what happens in the air stays in the air. 1.4737 0.11769 19 10 9 0
141 They'll do anything to not check a bag. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
142 You know, you're right. You rarely see a hitchhiker at this altitude. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
143 Not after what happened last time, Greg. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
144 Is that a cloud or is our altimeter wrong and we're in deep trouble? 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
145 He could help us with the tolls. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
146 Should we tell him his trip was one-way? 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
147 Our left wing is about to eliminate that problem. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
148 Either he's in trouble or we are. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
149 Looks like his Stairway to Heaven didn’t reach the top floor! 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
150 Sorry, I don't trust cloud-based applications. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
151 Tell air traffic control, we have another one on Cloud Niner. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
152 Elon Musk has really let himself go. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
153 You're right. There's nothing in the manual about hitchhikers. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
154 I don't need instrumentation to know we're over Colorado. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
155 Don't pick him up. He looks high. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
156 We must be over Denver. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
157 Don't stop. He's probably carrying liquids. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
158 Can’t, we’re nonstop. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
159 That’s a negative tower, hitchhiker, not hijacker. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
160 It's the new cloud-based ticketing platform. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
161 I think we just got a like, Bob 1.4737 0.11769 19 10 9 0
162 Doesn't he know this is a nonstop flight? 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
163 Elon Musk: Can you guys give me a lift? 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
164 Someone should tell him the sky's the limit. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
165 Don’t make eye contact, we are already late 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
166 You see more and more of that these days when you fly over Colorado. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
167 Out the left side you can see Mt. Hood and DB Cooper. 1.4500 0.18460 20 15 1 4
168 Yeah, I guess heaven's not for everyone. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
169 Don’t stop. He’s a drifter. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
170 Man, he looks high as a kite! 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
171 Looks like someone didn't pay the extra $5 for an allocated seat. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
172 Oh, great—now I’ll have ‘Eight Miles High’ stuck in my head again. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
173 I think his guide to the galaxy is a little out of date. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
174 Sorry, we are going down, not up. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
175 He's on standby. 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
176 He’s been there since the finale of ‘Lost.’ 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
177 It’s still better than flying standby! 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
178 Guy's kidding himself if he thinks any plane these days isn't oversold. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
179 Never pick up a hitchhiker son. Don't let their mysterious charm cloud your judgement. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
180 Sorry, dude, the skies aren't that friendly. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
181 SpaceX is testing cheaper ways of bringing astronauts home. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
182 Flying stand-by gets more complicated every year. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
183 Do you think he understands if we stop to pick him up, we will all die? 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
184 I don't care if he is on Cloud 9, we are not stopping 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
185 He's definitely on his own plane. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
186 I think we are too high 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
187 Let's stop if he's still here on the way back. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
188 United used to pull passengers off before takeoff; it's obviously gotten worse. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
189 There he is again! I’m telling you, that’s the guy who played Fredo in ‘The Godfather.’ 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
190 I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
191 Would it kill you to stop and pick him up? 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
192 No,I'm not calling that in. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
193 Please tell me we haven't taken off, yet! 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
194 Wait, stop! I know that guy! 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
195 Keep going, I know this guy- he never chips in for gas. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
196 Don't stop; no more deals for NRA members. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
197 looks like just another drifter to me . 1.4444 0.20166 18 14 0 4
198 Careful, I hear he could become FAA chief. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
199 You're right, Sully. It would make for a great sequel. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
200 What was in those brownies? 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
201 Ha! Complained about the service on an earlier flight. 1.4444 0.12052 18 10 8 0
202 Looks like we just entered Colorado air space 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
203 Well, he definitely made it over the Wall. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
204 We can take him as far as Denver. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
205 What if he’s carrying a water bottle? 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
206 He must be one of those people who work in the cloud. 1.4444 0.20166 18 14 0 4
207 If he's hitching from a mountain peak we're in trouble. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
208 Guess we are now over Colorado. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
209 Happens every time we fly out of Denver 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
210 Fifty points if you catch him with the wing. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
211 Well, that just goes to show how innefective the wall is. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
212 This 'moving to the Cloud' trend is getting out of hand. 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
213 If this weren't the flight simulator I'd pick him up. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
214 Do we have room for a dreamer? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
215 Looks like United overbooked again. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
216 You had the beef, right? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
217 So this is boarding group Z, eh? 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
218 "Dirty cloud hippie. Don't even think about stopping, Dan". 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
219 And we were worried about geese? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
220 Too bad we are a non stop flight! 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
221 I may be hallucinating, but didn’t we just see that same guy back a few hundred miles ago. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
222 Do we still get surge pricing if he doesn't use the app? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
223 This always happens when we fly out of Denver. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
224 I bet he was an editor in his previous life. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
225 Looks like he ran out of sky miles. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
226 Did your simulator training cover this? 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
227 I don't know...that bag looks over the size and weight limit to me. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
228 I'm afraid the flight is overbooked. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
229 Let's keep going. There will be plenty of other planes coming this way. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
230 Go past him quietly and he might not notice us. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
231 Ever since the election nothing surprises me much anymore. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
232 That's my first time seeing the cumulo-nimrod cloud formation. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
233 There were some obvious drawbacks to the Haight-Ashbury Space Program. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
234 Gives a whole new meaning to high-jacker. 1.4118 0.12304 17 10 7 0
235 Well, he's making progress. Last time we saw him he was at 25,000 feet. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
236 Not again, Elon! 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
237 Are we still doing pickups on cloud nine? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
238 I'm getting really tired of giving these Google cloud engineers a ride home. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
239 Ignore him. He’s high. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
240 Yeah, they warned me about flying over Colorado. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
241 I guess Air Miles only get you so far. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
242 I guess I really don't know clouds at all. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
243 He should have taken the nonstop. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
244 Should we pull over? 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
245 he might have more luck with an Uber Pool. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
246 Another cloud commuter hoping to ride share. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
247 Now boarding lowest priority passengers. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
248 Folks, this is your co-pilot speaking. To our left is that guy your parents always warned you about. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
249 Wasn't that the guy on the no-fly list? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
250 Looks like Delta overbooked again. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
251 Everything is in the cloud these days. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
252 I don’t trust anyone with his feed in the clouds. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
253 Well, there's definitely not a prison anywhere nearby 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
254 Remember back in the day when you wouldn't think twice about giving him a lift? 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
255 I guess Jim Morrison couldn’t break on through to the other side. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
256 I didn't realize we were that high. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
257 If it's not Elvis or Jerry Garcia I ignore them. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
258 Tower, I'd like to report a UFO...an unidentified freeloader. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
259 We better pass, his carry-on bag is too big. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
260 I don't know, he looks pretty high. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
261 I think he's already flying high. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
262 It’s not how I imagined purgatory. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
263 So much for the D.B. Cooper mystery. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
264 No, that bag will never fit in the overhead bin. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
265 He's high - so whatever you do, don't make eye contact. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
266 Some passengers will do anything to avoid those TSA checks. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
267 Sorry sir, even the overhead compartment isn’t free these days. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
268 We told him to stand on the LEFT side. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
269 Are you Godot? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
270 He thinks we're the Jefferson Airplane. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
271 It looks like Forrest is finally tired of running. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
272 Come on, Steve. It looks like he's been through Hell. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
273 The boss said never let anyone on board without a ticket. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
274 I'd stop, but there's too much traffic behind me. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
275 Don’t make eye contact, it only encourages them. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
276 Last week he just gave me the finger. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
277 Don't pick him up. He looks high as a kite. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
278 "Build a wall," they said... 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
279 The guys running the simulator are easily bored. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
280 This simulator's a bit over the top, isn't it? 1.4118 0.12304 17 10 7 0
281 Sorry pal, we’re just going a couple more blocks. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
282 I see the new edition to hitch hikers guide to the galaxy has been released. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
283 Yet another kid falls for that backup to the cloud scam! 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
284 Is there anything you can't do in the cloud these days? 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
285 I think we’re high 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
286 He just doesn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
287 Oh, my. He uploaded himself into the Cloud and now he wants a ride back to Earth. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
288 He has TSA Precheck. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
289 I guess ‘Cloud 9’s not all you’d expect! 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
290 Beats flying Basic Economy. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
291 Man, is he high or what? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
292 Slow down...slow...let him almost touch the door then jerk forward. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
293 Jesus. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
294 Captain, flying over Colorado is certainly interesting! 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
295 Another Trump voter rejected by St. Peter. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
296 Oh yeah, we’re over Colorado. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
297 Even ride-sharing is up on the cloud these days. 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
298 Looks like he’s high on something. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
299 This will be a better movie than "Sully"! 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
300 Keep going. He might be carrying liquids. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
301 I'll never get that song outta my head for the rest of the day! 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
302 Avoid eye contact and lock the doors. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
303 Look, he thinks we're doing a good job. 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
304 Move over George. I bet he's got pot. 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
305 Cloud commuting! 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
306 Keep driving; he looks high as a kite. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
307 Definitely too big for a personal item. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
308 Oh great! ...you made eye contact. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
309 You know what? We should really look into becoming Uber pilots. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
310 Didn't we see him on our outbound flight? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
311 Thinks he's on cloud nine. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
312 But, I can't tell if he from one of those shit hole countries or not. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
313 Don't even think about it. He lost his security clearance. 1.4000 0.26667 10 8 0 2
314 Cloud 9 ain’t what it used to be. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
315 normally I would , but we're non stop 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
316 Whoa....are you seeing this?! A green shirt with those pants? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
317 Keep going, I'm sure he's high. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
318 Hot dang! That's DB Cooper! 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
319 He's still going to have to pay the full fare. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
320 I don't know, Ned... I don't think that bag will fit in the overhead compartments. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
321 This wasn't part of the flight simulator. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
322 Don't pick him up. The last one got stuck in the engine. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
323 Better report a Cloud 9er. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
324 Only if pitches in for gas. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
325 Damn... am I high, or is he? 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
326 Has the airline added a fee for that yet? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
327 Now it looks like United should rethink the way it handles passengers with too much carry-on. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
328 Right after recreational marijuana was legalized, the software updates for this flight simulator got weirder and weirder . 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
329 Is that a Trump sign? 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
330 He’s taking “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” both too literally and yet not quite far enough. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
331 I'd stop if he had a dog. 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
332 the weather man did say " high, today, in the sixties, right ?" 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
333 I'd pick him up, but I just don't like his altitude. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
334 Your only concern is whats in the bag? 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
335 We are already overbooked. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
336 This guy looks high, don't stop. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
337 These low fare ticket holders...they’ll do anything to try to get a seat. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
338 Don't look at him. You'll only encourage him 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
339 Don't stop. He's high on something. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
340 Wow, cloud storage continues to be a transformational technology. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
341 He's plane crazy. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
342 God was his co-pilot. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
343 Are we lost? That's the third time we've seen him. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
344 The last time we picked him up, he hit on me. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
345 Is this Part 2 of Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
346 Looks like cloud 9 isn’t working for him Sir. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
347 Don't look him in the eye or you'll feel guilty. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
348 He must be confusing us with Spirit airline. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
349 Trump's wall just got 30,000 feet higher. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
350 Dropped him over Coachella last month. 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
351 I guess I'll never understand the cloud. 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
352 How do we actually do 'friendly skies' these days? 1.3750 0.12500 16 10 6 0
353 Should we stop for him? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
354 I don't think we should pick him up. He could be a highjacker. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
355 Another Boomer, always high on something. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
356 If you can't fly me to the moon, can you at least help me dream among the stars? 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
357 I’ll notify air traffic control that we just entered Colorado airspace. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
358 Apparently He Hasn't Earned His Wings Yet. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
359 Don't look at him. He will make you feel guilty 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
360 No way. He looks like a smoker. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
361 He must be on stand-by. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
362 Absolutely not. Last time we picked him up he never stopped whining about how much fresher the air is outside. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
363 Just keep going. He looks like he's high. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
364 Baby boomer in the sky trying to hide his carbon footprint. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
365 Okay, I'll pick him up--but he can't have anything over four ounces in his backpack. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
366 He’s free falling again. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
367 He looks a little sketchy. Let's not stop. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
368 Don't slow down. He will just wipe the windshield with a dirty rag 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
369 I'd help him out, but I forgot my password to the Cloud. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
370 His miles expired mid-trip 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
371 Some people will do anything to avoid the TSA line. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
372 Heaven can wait 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
373 Until recently I thought only data could get lost in the cloud. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
374 Don't stop. he may be dangerous 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
375 Well alright, but he'll have to check his bag. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
376 Do you think the mushroom risotto tasted a little odd? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
377 My god! It's D.B. Cooper! 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
378 Ordinarily I’d be inclined to stop but strictly speaking he’s not down on his luck. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
379 Don't stop. That dude's clearly high on something. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
380 This sure is a long way up to use Uber. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
381 I suppose heaven is nice, but you have to arrange your own transportation from purgatory. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
382 He expects a free ride AND a free carry-on? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
383 Sorry he hasn't passed TSA check, reminds me of Twilight Zone episode 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
384 I don't know. I just don't like his atmosphere. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
385 I hear he’s doing research for a revised edition of “The Hicthhiker’s Guide to the Troposhphere”. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
386 No way that bag is carry-on compliant. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
387 I'd say pull over but that bag will definitely not fit into the overhead compartment. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
388 Watch how fast he goes from thumb to finger. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
389 I've heard of getting high, but he must have some really good weed! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
390 OK, Sully. I dare you to land it on that cloud. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
391 He kinda looks like D.B. Cooper. Keep flying 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
392 He looks like he could use a lift. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
393 Keep going. That bag will never fit in the overhead. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
394 Don’t make eye contact, Dave. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
395 Houston? We have a problem. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
396 But, I can't tell if he from one of those shit hole countries or not. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
397 Please tell me that's cloud and not snow drift. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
398 Better pick that guy up. He's in Boarding Group 8. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
399 Pretty tough to get your stuff out of the cloud once you've stored it there. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
400 I guess the sky really is the limit. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
401 "Just backpacking across flyover country". 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
402 Hey, Bob, I think another state just legalized weed. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
403 It’s the new standby class: catch a cloud, hope for the best. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
404 I hate the Cloud Nine route! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
405 We'll pick him up on the return trip. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
406 Too bad that TSA hasn't screened him. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
407 I didn't see anything, did you? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
408 He MUST be high if he thinks we are going drop him off at heaven. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
409 I don't know, Hank . . .he looks a little sketchy to me. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
410 Just pretend you didn’t see him! 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
411 How the fuck is he doing that? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
412 Don't stop. He's high on something. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
413 Let's pull over then zoom ahead before he gets on. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
414 It's too bad we're not going his way. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
415 Actually, he's on Cloud 7. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
416 Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
417 I wouldn't. He's high. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
418 Don't even think about it, Sully. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
419 I really wish they'd gotten around to servicing the altimeter. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
420 That new guidance system is archaic but effective. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
421 Can you give me a ride down? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
422 Don't pull over, he looks high. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
423 I'm going to let you call this one in. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
424 He is one of those guys always on Cloud Nine ! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
425 They don't often hitch from heaven to Newark. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
426 Need a lift? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
427 I, captain, am tripping balls. Sucka fucka ducka, gucka. 3 rabble-rousers wiping me clean. You want that on draft, doctor? Do you-doctor? Doctor, I'm asking you a sassy question. Cracksag ballbag browntot. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
428 Relax, Jenkins. It's just another LSD tripper on Cloud 9 who's ready to come down. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
429 I'd like to help too, but that carry-on looks too big for the overhead 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
430 pull over, 7A isn't occupied. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
431 At least this guy isn't trying to clean our windsheild 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
432 He looks high to me, Captain. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
433 I hope he knows that carry-on will cost him $50 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
434 The new TSA fast track 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
435 Should we ask which way he's headed? 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
436 See if you can drag him with the wing 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
437 Gotta be high. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
438 What if he's not TSA pre-approved? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
439 That's the problem with these 'cloud-based' businesses. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
440 He'd have better luck if he weren't insistent on going to LaGuardia. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
441 He probably hasn’t heard we no longer give NRA discounts. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
442 Millennials feel like everything should be free 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
443 He's higher than a kite. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
444 Are we really the Friendly Skies if we don't pick him up? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
445 The same guy. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
446 Ladies and gentlemen, we have just been cleared to land. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
447 Standby? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
448 Another damn hippie with his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy head trip....! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
449 People will do anything to avoid the lines at security. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
450 Wow, strange what you can save on your cloud. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
451 He must be on stand-by. 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
452 Isn't there a cloud based ride share system? 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
453 What did people do before their lives were in the cloud? 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
454 What happens in the cloud, stays in the cloud. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
455 I hope he catches a ride before it rains. 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
456 I don't know if he's on the stuff or I am. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
457 This is your captain. If you'll look out the left side of the plane, you'll see that you've entered the Vermouth Triangle. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
458 Aah Chuck, this is the 4th one since we crossed into Colorado. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
459 Either he's wearing some kind of anti-gravity boots, or we're dead. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
460 It's the last boarding category. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
461 I'm sure someone will be by for him very soon. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
462 I’d normally stop, but that carry-on bag exceeds regulations. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
463 How could we possibly board somebody who hasn't gone through security? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
464 This is some good weed. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
465 "Now there is a lost soul". 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
466 I would, but his carry-on won't fit in the overhead bin. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
467 These designer cannabis strains are really getting out of hand; I mean, there IS such a thing as, "too high!" 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
468 Now we know what became of D. B. Cooper! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
469 Do you think he'll chip in for gas? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
470 Just pretend you don’t see him....non revenue. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
471 Looks like he's high to me. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
472 The weather report was right - cloudy with hitchhikers. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
473 Well, he obviously doesn't understand the situation of the gravity up here... 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
474 "Looks like another escapee from Purgatory". 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
475 Hey! You! Get off of that cloud. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
476 He must be a good person if he's up here. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
477 He got so high in 1968 that he still hasn't come down. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
478 Don't pick him up! He's high! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
479 Some guys will do anything to avoid the TSA. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
480 BUT WE'D HAVE TO CHARGE HIM FOR THE BAG. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
481 I don't know, he looks high to me. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
482 Sure. It's $25 for the bag. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
483 He must've gotten kicked off the other airliner. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
484 I am going to have seriously re-think storing my personal data in the cloud. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
485 Uber doesn't offer service in this neighborhood. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
486 Don't slow down...we need the lift more than he does 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
487 He flew with United. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
488 Sure, but there'll be a fee to check the bag. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
489 Take the next one.We're late. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
490 You remember what happened last time we stopped, don't you? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
491 He's been up here since the Summer of Love - just wants a lift to Frisco. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
492 I was always in favor of legal marijuana, but lately I'm not so sure. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
493 Don't stop. He's obviously high on something. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
494 Well, we do have an open seat in economy. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
495 Some people will do anything to avoid the baggage fee. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
496 Don't stop. I think he's high on something. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
497 Oh good! My lyft is here. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
498 Not without pre-check. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
499 Well, now we know what became of D.B. Cooper. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
500 So Up with People is still a thing? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
501 I guess corporate was serious about the new cloud-based standby system. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
502 That's what happens when you launch on a Ford, instead of a Tesla. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
503 I repeat, Uber drone passenger still awaiting pickup. Over and out. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
504 No, if we do, we'll just destroy his will to fly on his own. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
505 Flight 776 to Air Force One... Are you missing a staffer? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
506 These west coast flights certainly are more interesting since legalization. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
507 Is that a hitchhiker or our first positive review? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
508 Did I tell you my drug test is next week? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
509 Have a heart. He probably just missed the last shuttle. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
510 He needs a shower. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
511 I really wish people wouldn't take 'A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' to heart. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
512 Looks like Larry's trippin' on Cloud 9 again. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
513 I was certain we got rid of him. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
514 What does he think, we can just open the door to let him in? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
515 Just ignore him. He's tried this trick before. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
516 Sully, once was enough. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
517 Can you believe how high that guy is? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
518 about how old would D.B. Cooper be? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
519 Things are so bad, people are even leaving Cloud Nine. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
520 Full seat, next flight sir. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
521 No, don't pick him up. He looks really high, 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
522 Man, everything is Cloud-based these days. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
523 He’ll have to check that. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
524 We’ll pick you up on the return flight. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
525 Isn’t that your kid? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
526 Passing over Colorado? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
527 Sorry our backseat is much smaller than it appears 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
528 Pick him up. I don't think he is wearing shoes. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
529 Wow, this is the 3rd one this week, . Heaven must be full that they getting rid of the reject. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
530 Anything to avoid checking in a bag at the terminal... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
531 He was on Cloud 9 last week. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
532 I've seen him before and he's always high. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
533 What some people will do to avoid a security check. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
534 I thought that guy was on the "no fly" list... 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
535 Remember nonstop flights? 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
536 I thought he was on the no fly list 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
537 Sorry, buddy. This is a nonstop. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
538 Poor schmuck. I dropped him off there last week. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
539 Does he want a ride or really likes our plane? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
540 I never pick up hitchhikers any more. Too dangerous. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
541 I guess they finally built that wall around heaven. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
542 Those snowboard guys are amazing ! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
543 Apparently cloud 9 wasn't all it was cracked up to be... 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
544 Whatever we do here, we CANNOT bump an asian doctor from his seat. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
545 Hellbound? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
546 Either he's high on drugs or we are. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
547 Every time a bell rings, an angel skips the proper boarding zones procedure. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
548 It's cloud's illusions I recall I really don't know clouds at all 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
549 I hate flying over states that have legalized marihuana. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
550 I wonder how he got through security. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
551 I heard United tossed him out here. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
552 I don't care if it is Jerry Garcia. We're not stopping. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
553 Don't stop. I'm not in the mood for another 'my parachute didn't open' story. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
554 Too bad we're not going that way." 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
555 So my first thought is, 'now I'm skeptical of rain.' 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
556 We can charge him the last minute economy fare. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
557 I guess he’s still on stand by. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
558 Must be a Grateful Dead Fan 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
559 Oh ... him again. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
560 Man, Cloud Nine's looking a little run-down these days ... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
561 Cloud nine ain't what it used to be! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
562 Hey there's a guy standing on a cloud over there! That's pretty neat! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
563 Easy to see we just crossed over the Colorado border... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
564 Don't pick him up - He is high! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
565 I'll bet he's got weed. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
566 You know, maybe we did crash. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
567 Another angel in a mid-life crisis. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
568 He's beta testing the Air Lyft app. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
569 Let’s not. He looks a little scruffy. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
570 Captain, have you ever read 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
571 Well, everything else is in the cloud. It was just a matter of time. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
572 He must have been bumped from an earlier flight 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
573 Sully, here we go again. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
574 I can't get that song "Eight Miles High" out of my head. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
575 Passing over Colorado? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
576 I was hoping this flight would go without a hitch. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
577 By any chance, are you guys going to San Fran, man? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
578 The “Petit Prince”, he ain’t. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
579 He’s high on something. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
580 I don't care if he does know the meaning of the universe, no hitchhikers! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
581 I hate flying over California. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
582 He's high if he thinks we're picking him up. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
583 He's lost some hair and gotten older, but I'm telling you it has to be D.B. Cooper. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
584 I guess, we are not allowed to take immigrants 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
585 He's on standby. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
586 He's the guy that started the whole cloud thing back in the day. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
587 Hitch High King 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
588 OK; just be sure he knows the baggage fee is ass, gas, or grass. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
589 You have to give him credit for just getting this far. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
590 He usually hangs out under the jet bridge. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
591 That's Spirit Airlines new economy class 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
592 Do you think he's the hitch hiker to the galaxy guy? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
593 You never know when you’re entertaining an angel. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
594 Better not. He looks pretty high. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
595 What I'll never understand is this trend for torn jeans. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
596 That's Elon. SpaceX must be out of service. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
597 If we pick him up, he still has to pay the $25 baggage fee. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
598 Says he wants to go to Cloud 9 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
599 You dudes heading to Tom Petty’s party? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
600 He probably wants a ride to cloud 9. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
601 Isn't there an FAA rule against picking up hitch hikers? 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
602 He just got bumped off United. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
603 I only stop for Victoria's Secret Angels. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
604 Another United passenger, Captain. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
605 Sorry, but this is a nut-free flight. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
606 The cloud cover is low real today . 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
607 We're not falling for that again... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
608 They really moved everything to the Cloud 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
609 Looks like Jesus has hit a rough spot in heaven 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
610 Trump's going to have to build that wall a bit higher. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
611 Hitchhighkers... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
612 Wow. I thought we removed overbooked passengers before we left the gate. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
613 Let's pick him up. He's got the guide to the galaxy. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
614 That's why they call it "post-modern art", Dad. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
615 But do you think it's safe to pull over here? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
616 Cloud computing, now cloud commuting—I can't keep up. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
617 Yeah, cloud consulting dried up last year. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
618 must've really pissed off that uber driver 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
619 'I guess that's what they mean by "travelling light".' 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
620 OK yeah...that Uber prayer didn't seem to work out. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
621 I guess the drugs have kicked in. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
622 One of us is higher than usual. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
623 You see more of these guys since they legalized marijuana 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
624 Wonder how long he's been on Cloud 9. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
625 The "Twilight Zone Airplane Troll" sure isn't what he used to be. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
626 Just ignore him - he's trying to hitch a ride to the Galaxy 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
627 A lot of the hitchhickers around Denver are this high. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
628 These hippies are higher every year. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
629 Sorry, but that bag will not fit in the overhead bin, or under the seat in front of you> 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
630 He asked one too many questions on Air Force One. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
631 I wouldn't stop for that guy, he looks really high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
632 I'd stop, but we're on final approach. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
633 Call me soft, but I just think United has taken this involuntary de-boarding thing too far. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
634 Apparently, people will do anything to avoid TSA... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
635 Hold up, let me grab my Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
636 I pulled over once. Never again. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
637 Keep going, that bag won't fit in the overhead. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
638 Does he know how hard it is to slow down up here? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
639 That's boarding group 58 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
640 "Could you take me to cloud nine"? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
641 Last time I picked one up he wouldn't stop complaining about the cabin pressure 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
642 Bob, you know the rules, no hitchhikers. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
643 Just pull over! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
644 It's that new type of standby they've started offering. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
645 Wish I hadn't seen that Twilight Zone 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
646 We must be close to Bermuda. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
647 This guy keeps forgetting his guide to the Galaxy. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
648 So much for Trump's wall. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
649 This ICloud thing is getting out of hand. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
650 United has really got to cool it with these passenger kick-offs. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
651 Holographs sure travel a long ways. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
652 Tough luck, buddy. We’re going the other way. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
653 Don’t stop. You never know. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
654 When you see God for the first time. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
655 The wall simply wasn't high enough. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
656 He's too cheap to call an Uber. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
657 Sure, you can have a lift but it'll be 40 bucks for the bag. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
658 Hey, isn't that Timothy Leary? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
659 I liked flying better when nothing was stored in the cloud. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
660 Ok. As long as he chips on for gas. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
661 Same guy, same place, every Friday! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
662 I'm thinking Rod Serling, Shatner and weed collaborated to change that 'Zone' episode. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
663 Same Guy. Same Cloud. Every Week! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
664 What a long strange trip it's been. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
665 That's a funny looking bird. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
666 "We must be flying over Aspen". 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
667 Hippy on Cloud 9 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
668 Watch out, sometimes they get stuck in the engine. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
669 I wonder what's in the backpack. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
670 We won't if you're worried, but I still don't think he's a killer. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
671 Think the hippie has a frequent traveler number? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
672 People certainly get desperate when they miss their connecting flight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
673 I always thought it was "Stairway to Heaven" and "Highway to Hell." 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
674 DO YOU know the way to San Jose? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
675 Cirrusly? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
676 Guess some who wander are lost. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
677 So that's how my files are transferred through the cloud. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
678 I've told him before - we don't stop for hitchhikers. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
679 I guess his flight was overbooked. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
680 Sorry bud, its clear skies over that way 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
681 And that's our Cloud Engineer ! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
682 We should give him a lift. I think he's small enough to fit into one of our passenger seats. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
683 Darn. I was hoping this flight would go off without a hitch 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
684 That's the ninth one and the first to look happy 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
685 It's Douglas Adams again. Just ignore him. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
686 That guy must really be high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
687 I don't know. He looks high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
688 I think we have one basic economy seat left. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
689 Do you think he went through Security? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
690 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
691 If he catches the wing, we can take him as far as St. Louis. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
692 “That pack is too big for carry on”. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
693 It's getting harder and harder to fly stand-by. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
694 Whoa. God's a hippie? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
695 Ever since Prop 64 passed, the "mile high club" has taken on a whole new meaning. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
696 Wait a sec. Is that... D.B. Cooper?!? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
697 We're nonstop, maybe he should contact UberAir. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
698 Don't let him know this is american airlines 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
699 Not an angel folks but to your left is a homeless guy caught in the smog along I-5 near LA...we're flying a bit low today. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
700 We could charge more for his bag... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
701 Don't stop to pick him up, Bob, he looks high." 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
702 Extra seat? United overbooked again. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
703 He must be really high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
704 He must be flying standby. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
705 He's a galaxy hitchhiker without a guide. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
706 As if 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
707 Don’t see too many people moving from ‘The Cloud’ these days. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
708 I've heard of bumping a passenger before a flight, but this is a little much. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
709 The places people to capture Pokémon! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
710 he's got a ticket to ride... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
711 We have a seat in Basic Economy, but I can't believe he's that desperate. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
712 Maybe if he had a clever sign or something. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
713 Nah, let him take the Hoboken ferry like everyone else, Capt. Sully. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
714 We can’t, syncing with the cloud is always such a hassle. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
715 Just throw him some pretzels and keep moving. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
716 Yep - the guy sang 'Off we go into the wild blue yonder' one time too many. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
717 He's got flexible dates. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
718 Shall we report an unidentified standing object? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
719 Isn't that the chap that was thrown off the earlier flight to San Francisco? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
720 Sully, don't look now, but I think our prayers have been answered., 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
721 Dude, I think we took a wrong turn in Bermuda. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
722 It wont help him if we pick him up. He needs to learn to fly. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
723 You see some strange stuff on these flights to San Francisco. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
724 The Cloud must be full, hate it when that happens. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
725 Picked him up last week. He was on cloud nine. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
726 We know he's not on the 'do not fly' list 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
727 Isn't that the guy who wrote HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
728 He and his support tarantula got kicked off. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
729 Used to be I could fly from here to San Diego and not pass one hitch hiker 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
730 Ignore him. We learned our lesson last time. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
731 We could pick him up, but unfortunately this is a non-stop. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
732 Wow! That guy’s really high 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
733 Maybe we should do another passenger count? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
734 I don't think we can do it. This is a non-stop. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
735 What Crash? I just saw that guy in coach before take off! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
736 He must not know this is a United flight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
737 This is Major Tom to GroundControl...I think theres something very wrong...with Amazon's Cloud-Service today. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
738 They say it's faster than TSA PreCheck. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
739 Probably doesn't realize this is a non-stop flight 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
740 I preferred it when they were just playing the harp... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
741 Here's another one who didn't have enough for the stairway. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
742 Don't bother, Sully. I'm sure he has a towel in that bag. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
743 If we pick him up we can use the car pool lane. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
744 No way am I going to do that Hudson thing again... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
745 It's amazing what they're storing in the cloud these days. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
746 I guess he took the stairway up. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
747 Woah - that guy took getting high to a whole new level. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
748 "Another thumbs up for cutting out discounts to the N.R.A. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
749 Makes you wonder if some of the discount fares are worth it? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
750 Yeah, he's in the cloud and wants to get back to Silicon Valley but no one will stop for him. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
751 It looks like Cloud Nine has fallen on hard times. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
752 Maybe he has gas money. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
753 Ignore him. He’s high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
754 We must be over Colorado. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
755 Sorry, we only go as far as cloud eight. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
756 Elvis hitchhiking. They call it a "contact mirage". We must be flying over Colorado! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
757 Everybody's using the cloud these days. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
758 I get so tired of these guys trying to hook a cloud ride. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
759 Don't worry, he'll wing it. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
760 Quick! Pretend we don't see him. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
761 I think he's telling us to bring the nose up. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
762 Only if he has gas money. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
763 Wow! He must be really high! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
764 Do you mind checking the altimeter one more time? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
765 The air traffic controllers in Key West are sure a different breed. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
766 For the last time, we can't pull over! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
767 You can't trust these types- they're always a little high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
768 Just keep looking straight ahead. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
769 Wow, cloud computing really overpromised. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
770 I see our airline got a new angel investor 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
771 Ass, gas, or grass? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
772 Thrust me when I say he doesn't need a lift. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
773 Uber really is going too far. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
774 I do hope someone picks him up before it rains. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
775 Say Alf... do you think drugs are getting stronger? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
776 I know we can't stop, but I still feel a little guilty. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
777 Don't pick up hitchhikers, Captain. Especially when they're high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
778 Sorry, we're fully booked. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
779 Well, that's one way to avoid a TSA pat down. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
780 Keep going. Probably high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
781 The plane in front of us must be an American Airlines. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
782 Looks like United overbooked again. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
783 Nobody's picked him up since we dropped him off here last week. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
784 Don't pick him up. He looks high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
785 Sir, how come you have never given me a compliment on my flying? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
786 Looks like another cloud nine return trip. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
787 I dunno, he must be on standby. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
788 Before deregulation, we could have picked him up. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
789 Let's check our coordinates . . . I think one of us is lost. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
790 I picked a bad day to fly sober. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
791 Going to LA? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
792 Better not. He looks high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
793 We can't , there's no place to pull over. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
794 I heard you dragged someone off earlier. Can I take his seat? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
795 It's our newest economy class. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
796 I told you not to get so high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
797 What say we don't include this in the flight-log? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
798 Better check those vegan brownies. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
799 These regional carriers treat their pilots like dirt! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
800 Forecast says a beautiful day. Not a cloud in the sky. And you’re just gonna leave him there? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
801 Well, he would have to remove his belt and light coat first. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
802 You'd think United would have landed before removing him... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
803 Good thing he only has a carry-on. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
804 Don't stop. He's obviously high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
805 This is weird but have you heard about the hitchhikers the folks at NASA pick up? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
806 Elderly hippie standing in whipped cream on runway, 10-4. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
807 Forget it. The last one we rescued complained about the airline food. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
808 probably a terrorist 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
809 You'd think a cloud computing tech would be paid more than that. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
810 I thought United changed their passenger removal policy. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
811 Looks like millennials have taken Jack Kerouac to the cloud. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
812 Looks like we found D.B. Cooper. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
813 Yeah, I see him. Happens every time we’re over Woodstock 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
814 Looks like Jack Kerouac needs a lift again. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
815 Gas, Grass, or Ass, buddy. Nobody rides for free! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
816 Burning Man is so tight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
817 I picked the wrong week to stop drinking. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
818 Okay, give him a ride, but my Mother can never know about this. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
819 Guess he ain't on cloud 9. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
820 Caption, do you think he might know where we are? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
821 I'd stop, but that bag will never fit under the seat in front of him 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
822 Don't stop. That thumb isn't in a full upright and locked position. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
823 Is that Neil Young? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
824 If it’s D. B. Cooper, tell him the fare has risen. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
825 And folks, off to your left, you'll see the inspiration for a classic 1960's Rolling Stones hit. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
826 We've got a schedule to keep. He can catch the next one. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
827 He probably wants a ride to the SkyMall. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
828 Someone should tell this guy, 'Only prayers get you out of Purgatory". He'll be out there all day 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
829 They stopped giving angels wings after the 2008 housing crisis. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
830 Whatever you do, don't make eye contact. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
831 I hate to stereotype people, but I wouldn’t pick that guy up on the jersey turnpike. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
832 The lunacy of that guy is beyond terminal. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
833 Just pull over, Phil. We never make our arrival times anyways. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
834 Can you check our altitude again, Steve? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
835 O.K., one of us is really high! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
836 Our oxygen levels are improving, Johnson. My hallucinations are up to the 1970s. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
837 Look, another United passenger. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
838 Some folks will do anything to avoid the baggage check fee. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
839 Layovers are not what they used to be. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
840 We’re not going where he’s going 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
841 I hope he knows to duck for the wing! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
842 I'm sure it's just a weathered buffoon. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
843 What would Jesus do? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
844 Douglas Adams again...what part of 'we can't fly that far' does he not understand? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
845 He must think we're taxiing. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
846 Always the most awkward part of this route. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
847 Whoa! I would really like to try whatever he is on! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
848 We've seen a lot of this since they legalized pot in California. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
849 You think that's a wig? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
850 See this guy's got the right altitude! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
851 Captain, wasn't this the guy on the mountaintop café in a previous cartonn? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
852 Yeah, he's a beta tester who went cloud 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
853 The way people dress these days! No wonder he was bumped from PearlyGatesExpress! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
854 We can only pick him up if he's been TSA prechecked. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
855 You would think he'd be fine hanging out on cloud 9. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
856 He's probably been waiting an eternity for someone to pick him up. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
857 Hey Frank....how's that for a cloud-based platform? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
858 Sorry! We're going down, you'll have to catch the next flight to go up. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
859 We can only stop on cloud nine. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
860 That must be the new super economy class. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
861 Hey Mitch, there's another one of those Cloud Entry TSA Pre-Check. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
862 Wow. He used to fly Pence around. I thought he got a job in White House. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
863 Ignore him, I can tell he's high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
864 These people avoiding the baggage fees are getting ridiculous! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
865 Don't stop. He looks suspicious. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
866 Hey, this ain't the "Airway to Heaven," Dude! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
867 He must be high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
868 I guess life on Cloud 9 is not so great after all. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
869 I know that horizontal integration of routes makes sense, but Greyhound!....What were we thinking? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
870 He'll never get a ride with that oversize carry-on. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
871 Now there's a fellow who's high in a way that's genuinely literal. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
872 He took Uber with an expired credit card. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
873 Hello Colorado. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
874 If you don't mind, I'll let you report him, sir. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
875 Feck it ..... pull in. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
876 Tell the folks in the cabin to enjoy the hologram from Turner Classic Movies. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
877 We gotta stop drinking on these long haul flights. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
878 That guy's higher than a kite. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
879 That's just Earl. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
880 We can't, it'll mess up our on-time statistics. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
881 Is that DB Cooper? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
882 No, I'm not going to call it in! 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
883 AND waive the checked bag fee?? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
884 Sorry Bud...we've crammed so many people in this plane already, there's no place for you... 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
885 I think he is high. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
886 Flight 568 to Tower...we found Bobby McGee... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
887 Must be the guy who's updating "the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
888 I think he should read "Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
889 How high is this guy? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
890 I bet he got this high for a lot cheaper. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
891 Hey, isn't that Douglas Addams? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
892 Keep driving, he looks suspicious!.. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
893 Now Skipper, what did your mom tell you about picking up hitch hikers in a strange place? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
894 Looks like Jerry is still trying to make a comeback. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
895 Everything is moving to the cloud. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
896 Oh yeah he's high, ripped jeans, long hair, backpack, he's probably barefoot too! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
897 Our new strict standby rules are for the birds. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
898 Seems as though double booking isn't a problem for some airlines! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
899 Negative Captain, he was the bassist for the Butthole Surfers, not Hüsker Dü. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
900 You know those jeans come off the shelf like that? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
901 Don’t, he’s obviously high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
902 «Remember what happened the last time we picked up a hitch-hiker ?» 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
903 Now will you admit we should have avoided that swirling black hole?!? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
904 He does realize we are descending? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
905 That's how I met you... Remember? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
906 Looks like another poor soul lost in the cloud, Sir. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
907 We flying over Colorado again? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
908 What does he think he is, God? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
909 Must be one of those counter culture dudes with his feet in the clouds. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
910 Don’t stop, I think he’s high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
911 Wow, talk about living in the cloud! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
912 Say...isn't that D.B. Cooper? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
913 That wing is gonna hurt. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
914 What is Hitchin' a Ride by Vanity Fare? I win again, Jones. I've been playing "Clues in the Clouds" a lot longer than you have. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
915 Does he look suspicious to you? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
916 It looks like we're heading into the same kind of turbulence you experienced in the sixties 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
917 That's Doug but I Don't see Eoin. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
918 Which one's the altimeter? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
919 I never pick up people who are that high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
920 I guess privatized space travel has its downfalls after all. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
921 He took Douglas Adams way too literally. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
922 Wow! Looks like the Hipsters are taking sending things to the Cloud to a new level! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
923 Look at this airhead thinking he's getting a ride 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
924 Wow. Cloud boarding. Modern technology, man. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
925 We can't. He hasn't been through security. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
926 I'm not sure what road he's on, but it's not the one paved with good intentions. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
927 Jeez, that takes high as a kite to a whole other level. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
928 These White House staffers aren't even waiting for Air Force One to land! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
929 He's now free to move about the atmosphere 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
930 Yes, he used to fly for the airline, but he could never let go 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
931 I'll bet he flew United. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
932 The Tesla must have konked out. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
933 I doubt anyone will pick him up in that getup 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
934 Let's not pick him up, he's as high as a kite, in fact higher. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
935 I guess that's one way of bypassing TSA. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
936 Sometimes they get tired of being stored in the cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
937 Don't stop. I think he's standby. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
938 HELP! My Uber driver's GPS conked out and he had to drop me off here! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
939 For a minute there, I thought I saw a guy hitching a ride to heaven. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
940 Mein Gott, he's high as a kite. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
941 Just how far out are we? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
942 Are you going to Cloud Nine? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
943 I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
944 One of us is a little too high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
945 Heaven can wait 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
946 Shall we pull over and pick him up? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
947 He's part of the latest fad - it's called "cloud commuting" 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
948 Must be flying standby on one of those discount airlines. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
949 It says here, "cloudy, with a chance of moochers." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
950 No, he looks like he's high 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
951 No chance that guy stays seated while we taxi to the gate. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
952 Hop in, but you'll have to take a middle seat. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
953 Ignore. He's on "Cloud Nine". We have to work. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
954 So this is what it's come down to for Arthur Dent. Still hitchhiking through the galaxy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
955 You know we are not allowed to pick up hitch-hikers 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
956 He looks enough like D. B. Cooper that I'm tempted. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
957 I'm not so sure he's better off without Garfunkle.. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
958 Oh, c'mon, it'll make the trip go faster. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
959 Don't stop; could be a hijacker. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
960 Cloudy with a chance of hitchhikers. The forecast was right on the money again! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
961 He must have exhausted his frequent flier miles 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
962 Think all his liquids and gels are under 3 oz.? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
963 I don't care what the conmercials claim, landing in Buffalo in the heart of winter is unnerving. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
964 You know, it amazes me what some people will do to try to get a free ride on our airline. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
965 Flight’s not full. Let’s give him a lift. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
966 Are we still doing super-standby? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
967 I guess Tim's having a bad day...I know he flies when he's having fun. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
968 Forget it--we're not supposed to open the door at this altitude. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
969 I dunno. I must've rubbed Elon Musk the wrong way. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
970 Aw...c'mon... you are the fifth plane to come by without stopping. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
971 I forgot to break my Prozac in half. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
972 I didn't know that United flew this route. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
973 Can I ride back with you, Sully? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
974 Better not- that guy just doesn't look normal. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
975 I think we finally found our Uber rider. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
976 Told you this would happen when they legalize marijuana. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
977 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is fiction isn't it? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
978 Do you really think he wants us to take him to heaven? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
979 He's the guy who wrote the book 'Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
980 Let's pick him up. I never did see the movie. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
981 Look, that's the D.B.Cooper, guy isn't it? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
982 "Hey, isn't that the guy from Jefferson Airplane?" Shelley Rodgers Alexandria VA 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
983 Hey, isn't that the same guy we saw over Fresno last week? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
984 "Sorry, this is a non-stop flight." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
985 I picked him up last year. He's the sound man in rock and roll heaven. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
986 Someone that high has got to be a Canadian. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
987 Look! Someone is using our new cloud-based ride sharing system! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
988 Well, he's already got his shoes off... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
989 Ugh, another UBER Air rider?! This sharing economy is getting ridiculous. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
990 Oh! Look - it's D.B. Cooper! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
991 Stranger Danger! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
992 I get it, the fare is cheap, but is it really worth the layover? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
993 Is he flying our super basic economy? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
994 Actually, I did once, but he only wanted to use the restroom. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
995 My mother said not to stop and ;ick up hitchhikers 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
996 Too scruffy. Maybe the next one. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
997 Another Standby! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
998 Up here they need both wings and a prayer. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
999 Wow! A rare Jets fan! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1000 If he's in mountain-top snow, we're in trouble! If not, it's even worse. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1001 I know the guy. He can afford a ticket but he finds this more challenging. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1002 They call him the Flying Coachman. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1003 Just another voter who was promised the sky. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1004 Don't worry, he's on a cloud source platform. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1005 Don't stop! He looks seriously high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1006 Keep going Mike, no way he can afford our carry on baggage fee. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1007 Do you think he has a guide to the galaxy? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1008 Do you think he is TSA precheck? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1009 This is what the iCloud Drive Service could have been. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1010 Sorry, we only have middle seats. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1011 Let's not pick him up, he looks really high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1012 He must have read “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1013 Did you give any more thought to that early retirement scheme? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1014 The cheapest ticket got me only till here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1015 Hey Captain, first one we've seen trying to get off of Cloud Nine. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1016 On a wing and a prayer!!! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1017 "Amazing he is TSA Pre approved". 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1018 Whew, Paul … I guess #metoo skipped us and got Heaven instead … 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1019 Poor guy he's been on the no-fly list since he was born, understand God couldn't do much about it either 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1020 Ghost Riders these days just aren’t what they used to be. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1021 Could I hitch a ride with you while my cloud backs up? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1022 We're at 50,000 feet. What could possibly happen if we stop for him? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1023 Captain , Can you recheck fuel gage please 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1024 Ladies and gentlemen, we are now passing Cloud 9. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1025 He's never going to get picked up with a carry-on that large. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1026 OMG! It's Major Tom. He lost his tin can. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1027 Keep going. That bag will never fit in the overhead bins. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1028 Don't even think of it, Sully! If you tell anyone, neither of us will ever fly again! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1029 I'm putting in for vacation as soon as we land. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1030 Ugh, nobody’s stopping. I knew I should have dressed up as a chick. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1031 We could stop but I'm not sure his bag fits in the overhead. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1032 Is he always that upbeat? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1033 Just when I thought I understood “on the cloud” 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1034 Another backpacker is stranded on cloud nine... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1035 Is he telling us good job? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1036 He can't handle the long layover in Nirvana. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1037 They must have just legalized it in California. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1038 He'd have to check that backpack. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1039 Don't pick him up. He's too high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1040 Sorry buddy, these skies are not friendly. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1041 Ignore him, Captain. He is already in the 7th heaven. In a minute he vapors like a cloud. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1042 I'm guessing UberAir isn't a thing yet then 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1043 Cloud commuter. Router glitch. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1044 His duffle bag is too big for a carry-on. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1045 Standbys are getting very creative! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1046 Just wing it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1047 I wonder if that's D. B. Cooper 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1048 Do you see that Johnson? These shades DO make look cool! That dude just gave me a thumbs up! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1049 But what if he has a water bottle? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1050 This is your pilot, we are now passing over Colorado. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1051 He sent himself to "my" cloud by mistake. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1052 It's the latest thing in cloud-based ride sharing. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1053 I don't think so captain. I can't see his shoes. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1054 Boarding group 9. And all rows. You can now board. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1055 NRA members are really struggling to get flights. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1056 But even if that were possible, where would you fit his bag? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1057 Don't get any ideas, Sully. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1058 There's another one! Ever since The Wall went up, it's been crazy up here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1059 We gotta get out of this place. If it’s the last thing we ever do 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1060 ...only if he has enough frequent flyer miles, Sully. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1061 Must be that Hitchhiker to the Galaxy I've heard about... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1062 Looks like the Russians have hacked into our Cloud 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1063 "Forty-two" - some hitchhiker 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1064 He was singing off key and the flight attendant told him to play outside. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1065 Well, he kept asking for more leg room. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1066 That’s the new Basic Fare. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1067 Tell me that's a cloud he's on and not a snow bank... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1068 All we have left is First Class. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1069 I guess we are flying over Colorado now. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1070 Keep going. He looks like he's high on something. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1071 Now this takes standby to a whole new level. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1072 those Canadians get around.... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1073 Hey, Captain, was that Jack Kerouac ‘On The iCloud’? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1074 Wow! I wonder what he's smoking? Must be the Ultimate High! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1075 Isn't that your old back pack he's wearing? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1076 Now you know why I don't trust the cloud. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1077 No way. You heard what happened to Amelia right? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1078 Never saw anyone more patient to get on "standby ". 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1079 Cloud computing pays well, but the commute is tricky. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1080 How do we know he'd clear a TS.A. scan? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1081 "He broke the first rule of retail: "Never get high on your own supply.'". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1082 I mean, Jones says he's TSA Pre-Check, but you just can't trust anyone these days. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1083 I told you, we're not stopping til we get there. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1084 I think we need a bigger wall... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1085 Of all days for Shattner to have missed a flight. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1086 Yeah, but then we would have to charge him a baggage fee. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1087 Once the Tesla roadster was launched, cloud hitch hiking was bound to follow. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1088 And they say men won’t ask for help when they’re lost. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1089 Tell him we’re only going as far as Cloud 8. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1090 Walt Disney said to beware of hitchhiking ghosts 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1091 Another one uploaded to the cloud and forgot his password. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1092 We can take you as far as LaGuardia. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1093 Finally, an answer to the D. B. Cooper mystery 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1094 I never pick up anyone who looks like he’s high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1095 If we stop to pick up one hitchhiker we'll have to stop for them all! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1096 Why do they all have to have knee holes in their jeans? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1097 Ass, grass, or helium ...no one rides for free. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1098 I must be seeing things. I could swear we passed the same guy over Wichita. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1099 I thought those Brownies tasted funny. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1100 Does he really think that we'd stop to pick up somebody dressed like that? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1101 That guy must be on cloud nine! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1102 D. B. Cooper. No wonder they couldn't find him. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1103 Too bad Purgatory isn't one of our scheduled stops. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1104 He should have thought of that before saving himself to The Cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1105 Don’t panic. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1106 Flying over the Alps ain't what it used to be. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1107 19 years ago I would have pulled over. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1108 Go for it 'Sully'. You've defied the odds before. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1109 Oh, that's Joe. He's always on cloud nine. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1110 Back in the 70s, I would have picked him up, but these days, you just don’t know. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1111 Tell him we need a longer runway to stop. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1112 Isn't that the same guy from a few miles back? This is getting creepy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1113 Funny, he doesn't look like Mick Jagger. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1114 It’s the new economy package. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1115 Yikes! Either he's high or I am! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1116 Is he high, or are we? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1117 Flying standby has changed a lot in the past few years. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1118 Where the hell does he think we're going? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1119 I guess he likes your technique. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1120 I've seen this movie, keep going. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1121 Hey, That's Elon Musk. Nothing like the experience of a wind-turbine solar-powered Tesla to bring you out of the clouds! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1122 I'm beginning to feel sorry for him--he's been there since 1972. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1123 There’s our ride share. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1124 Spirit Airlines usually picks him up 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1125 I suppose this is part of that new cloud technology 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1126 Between you and me, I really like this job so let’s keep this to ourselves. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1127 Unidentified, my foot. That's my uncle Charlie. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1128 Holy crap, B.D. Cooper! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1129 Economy class. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1130 We’ll have to charge him extra for the bag. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1131 Hey, isn't that Major Tom? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1132 Sorry sir, carry-on bags are not permitted in hitchhiker class. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1133 Makes sense, this is cloud number 42 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1134 I'd stop, but that bag would never fit into the overhead bin. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1135 Have you ever seen the William Shatner Twilight Zone episode? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1136 That's odd. Usually he's on Cloud Nine. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1137 I'd pick him up but we're a non-stop flight. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1138 He's got enough lifts already. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1139 We are over San Quentin, so we really shouldn't... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1140 Are the Dead in town? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1141 Kerouac way-point to port. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1142 Nah; he doesn't want a lift--that's cloud nine, and he's giving us a thumbs-up 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1143 Looks like another Unidentified Fingering Object to report. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1144 Maybe he lost his guide to the galaxy? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1145 This is your captain speaking. Those passengers on the left-hand side of the plane should not be alarmed. Federal aviation regulations prevent us from taking hitchhikers on board. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1146 I'd stop, but there's no way to get his backpack through security. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1147 What a bum! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1148 Maybe on the way back. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1149 Every time I fly by heaven fucking Winkler is out there all "Eyyyyyyyy". Hey Fonzie: get a life! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1150 We must be getting close to Frisco. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1151 We don't need his guide to the galaxy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1152 Damn it!! There's that guy again!! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1153 I told you there is nothing there...Maybe you shouldn't binge watch the Twilight Zone on Netflix. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1154 This happens every time we pass Cloud 9! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1155 It would set a bad precedent. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1156 He's in luck, today just happens to be, bring a hippie to work day. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1157 Wow, they still hitchhike to Grateful Dead shows? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1158 He knows there's a wing coming, right? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1159 We're not the only ones who are high right now... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1160 Must be the new fare just below "Basic".............. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1161 Woodstock. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1162 Tower we have a DB Cooper sighting 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1163 This has been happening a lot since California legalized marijuana! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1164 Alright, but if he starts playing 'Spirit in the Sky' we're letting him off again. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1165 Yes, I've flown over Colorado before. But I never inhaled. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1166 Come to think of it, we do need a rhythm guitarist. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1167 Jerry never thought he'd find himself up in the clouds. Certainly not hitching from one. He hadn’t bargained on the kids’ trampoline being so springy. It was a long way down, luckily he’d packed snacks. He gave the jet a thumbs up, smile and a wink. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1168 Not-So-Superman? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1169 Why didn't you tell me I'd be hallucinating if we got this high? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1170 So now passengers can catch a ride using the Cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1171 I guess D.B. Cooper finally ran out of money. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1172 You'd think that Stephen King could pay full fare. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1173 I think he'd have better luck if a UFO cruised by. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1174 Some companies are tougher about 'bumping' passengers than others. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1175 We could take him as far as Cloud 9. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1176 Let him board and in five minutes he'll be demanding an upgrade! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1177 Remember when it was safe to pick-up hitchhikers? Now you wouldn't dare. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1178 Things keep getting weird every time that wall keeps growing by ten feet. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1179 Boy I'll tell you, standby has become so dangerous. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1180 Maybe we didn't come through that storm as well as we thought. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1181 Looks like one of the Olympic Snowboarders caught too much "Big Air!" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1182 My gosh, everything's in the cloud now. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1183 We're half empty and ahead of schedule. What do ya say, captain? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1184 He looks nice, Chet. Let’s pull over... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1185 Third one today. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1186 He must have lost his guide to the galaxy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1187 We’ve been getting a lot of this over Colorado since they legalized cannibus. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1188 Is that Tom Petty trying to hitchhike back down to earth from heaven? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1189 Now I get it. 42! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1190 No, that bag will never fit in the overhead bin. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1191 Tell me again why there isn't a female pilot in this cartoon? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1192 We'll pick him up on the way back! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1193 The last plane that didn't pick me up crashed. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1194 I don't pick up hitchhikers. Especially if they are high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1195 I guess we should check the rules manual and see if it’s covered? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1196 What do ya think? Should we pick him up? I don't know, he looks pretty high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1197 He must be high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1198 These kids are really embracing the cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1199 I dunno. He looks a little flighty to me. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1200 Tell him "gas, grass, or ass". 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1201 It's another old hippie who travels on a wing and a prayer. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1202 Third we’ve seen today. Must be another cloud migration. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1203 Hey buddy a ride is gas, grass or $50 for an extra bag fee 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1204 Sully, landing on the Hudson was impressive... But it's physically impossible to put this thing on a CLOUD! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1205 Don't stop for him. I gave him a lift once and he wouldn't stop talking. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1206 Well his thumb is in the right place, because he's going to get the wing without the prayer. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1207 That's why we're not allowed to eat the same meal Captain. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1208 Sorry, Federal Regulations prevent us from stopping for Hitchhikers. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1209 I've stopped to pick someone up before... boy, was that a disaster. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1210 What do you mean, 'We can drop him off on the West Side Highway,' Sully? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1211 He was really never able to handle the idea that he had failed to Make America Great Again..... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1212 Okay, but he'll have to check the bag. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1213 It just wouldn't be fair to everyone who had to wait in line. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1214 If he's up here, he's probably not on the No Fly List. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1215 We're not picking him up, Phil. He looks like he's high on something. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1216 This path to citizenship thing is getting ridiculous. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1217 We’re gonna pick him up alright. He’s about to be our wingman. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1218 I don't know. I picked up one of those guys once and he stank to high heaven. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1219 No Way!! I heard Johnson picked one up last year and now they have him flying out of Newark 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1220 They're putting everything in the cloud these days. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1221 Did I ever tell you I saw Elvis once? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1222 Flying standby is not what it used to be. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1223 Hey, look! It's Major Tom! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1224 Do we still charge him for the bag? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1225 We’re seeing more and more of this. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1226 Yes, sir, your wife's brownies are very special. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1227 If he can make it all the way up here, I don't know why he needs to hitchhike. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1228 It seems even hitchhiking is in the cloud now 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1229 I don't know. He looks pretty high to me. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1230 Anywhere but Earth, please! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1231 Man, the last guy must’ve really screwed him! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1232 Ok but this time you need to tell him we only have middle seats BEFORE he gets in the plane. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1233 Don't pick him up, he's obviously high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1234 Pilot: It's DB Cooper on a cloud. He's thumbs up looking like a hitchhiker Ground Control: You found him! Well as long as he's not hijacking, pick him up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1235 It's the guy from the Twilight Zone. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1236 We're seeing more iCloud burn-outs every day. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1237 Must be high if he thinks we’re gonna pick him up 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1238 He's using the new iCloud hitchhiking app. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1239 I told you we were flying too low. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1240 But what if he has over three fluid ounces of liquids? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1241 The plane ahead of us is super economy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1242 He’s in boarding-group Z. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1243 I remember when people dressed for flying. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1244 He's lucky. There's an empty plane right behind us! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1245 It's always that same guy, same cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1246 The last flight that didn't pick me up was Malaysia Airlines Flight 17. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1247 I thought Willie and Neil buckled up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1248 Well, since the aircraft is stopped in midair, why not pick him up. Maybe he knows how to get us going again. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1249 No, TSA says we can't, 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1250 Yeh, ol' DB Copper will be waiting a long time before we pick him up again. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1251 There used to be a lot more. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1252 Some folks will do anything to avoid security. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1253 Looks like he's not free fallin' anymore. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1254 I was right - Air Traffic Control DID say Airway 51, not Area 51. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1255 They used to call them Jesus Freaks......harmless, but we can't pick him up on a "non-stop" flight. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1256 Not again. You remember what happened last time we stopped for one. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1257 We'd have to put him in first class. There are no seats left in the back. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1258 It’s the new app, Lyft-Off. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1259 We could pick him up, sir. He must have great weed. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1260 Talk about being high! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1261 I heard the "air'uber" website had crashed. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1262 Someone didn't want a body scan. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1263 Yup, we're definitely flying over Colorado. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1264 What’s he doing in secure airspace? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1265 If he doesn't have a ticket, f*** him. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1266 United 123 to Ground; requesting permission to pick-up stranded IT technician. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1267 Oh look! Fred's ride broke down again 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1268 No, let's not. The last time we picked up one of those guys, he didn't smell heavenly at all! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1269 I'm open to cloud commuting but we don't want to get a virus. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1270 If you want a ride to Los Angeles you need to go to the other side of the air way. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1271 I didn’t think anyone still read Doug Adams. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1272 Certainly the road less traveled. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1273 You'd have to be crazy to pick up a hitchhiker who's that high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1274 Sure...but he's not as annoying as the squeegee guys.... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1275 That guy should grab an Uber. Nobody hitchhikes anymore. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1276 I don't know Stan, his bag looks bigger than 9 x 14 x 22. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1277 That's one way to beat airport security! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1278 Don't stop. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1279 We're not stopping — we're already behind schedule. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1280 Keep going, that's what I'd call a flight risk! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1281 I always wondered whatever happened to Jack Kerouac. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1282 Who the hell is Marty McFly? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1283 I've seen Clyde from both sides now. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1284 That's one way to get around TSA. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1285 Someone needs to tell him hitchhiking can be dangerous 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1286 Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1287 Is this part of the random drug test? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1288 There goes Mr. Jordan. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1289 If that's Douglas Adams, I want his autograph. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1290 I thought the sixties were over. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1291 He's probably been thrown out of that United flight a few thousand feet above us. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1292 I suppose he's trying to get to cloud 9. It is a ways off. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1293 Are we over Colorado already? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1294 EasyJet customers should really start reading the fine print when booking a non-direct flight. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1295 You're telling me Jagger was talking about a real guy? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1296 Only if he has Global Entry. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1297 Wasn’t he there yesterday? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1298 It's just another one who thought there's a stairway FROM heaven. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1299 The FAA should put regulations on air-hikers. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1300 Do you think he's headed up or down? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1301 have you been reading Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy again?! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1302 Wow, is this dude high 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1303 Don't stop. Clearly he's high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1304 Zoloft is wonderful stuff. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1305 Maybe he confused hijacking with hitchhiking. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1306 We’d have to gate check that pack. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1307 "Wasn't he in the exit row on yesterday's flight/' 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1308 It looks like an Uber driver took him to the wrong place. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1309 Don't look left, just keep going! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1310 Don't Captain, he hasn't been screened by TSA. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1311 Don’t stop. This guy looks shady. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1312 Damn! I think that's D. B. Cooper! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1313 I wouldn't stop for him. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1314 Where can I find what he's smoking? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1315 Get ready for cloud commuting! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1316 Didn't we bump him this morning? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1317 SLC Tower, this is American 1542. We may have found D. B. Cooper. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1318 These standby passengers just don’t give up. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1319 Apple sent me to the cloud. I need to get back. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1320 We can take you as far as LaGuardia. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1321 Boy, his arm must be tired 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1322 We actually are about eight miles high 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1323 Normally I would say yes...but something about him seems a bit shady. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1324 Does he need a ride or he is just happy to see us? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1325 It's been like this ever since "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1326 Do you know how dangerous it is to pick up hitchhikers, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1327 What does he think this is? The plane to heaven? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1328 It's Roger Ebert and he likes us! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1329 Well, the weather did say to expect strong updrafts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1330 That's the third one this week! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1331 Don't even consider it, Sully. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1332 He looks 'NRA.' Keep going. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1333 But can we waive the baggage fee? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1334 Don't stop. Looks Army. They are never alone! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1335 It's opposite day. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1336 That's the same guy Ed! Do you still think I'm paranoid? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1337 Who's tripping? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1338 Don't pick him up. He's probably a terrorist! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1339 Ladies and gentleman, we remind you that this is a non-hitching flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1340 Don't stop. He probably has bird flu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1341 I guess the Woodstock Nation couldn't live forever! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1342 I told him he'd be happier on Cloud 8! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1343 Cloud commuting! What'll they think of next? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1344 Just ignore him; he does it all the time to avoid to pay the fare! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1345 Thank GAWD we left the Paris agreement. This pollution cloud just SAVED MY LIFE! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1346 Let's keep going, maybe he won't notice us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1347 Roger tower. Left at vagrant in snow pile and taxi to runway two-six... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1348 What the hell kind of mushroom was in that beef stroganoff? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1349 Well, thank goodness he's not in a lawn chair. No one would believe us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1350 Never mind. That backpack is too big to carry on anyway. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1351 Titanium status has its perks 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1352 We must have died and gone to heaven. I've always wanted to be an airline pilot. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1353 Not until he goes through TSA. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1354 Lets pick him up, maybe he can tell us where we are going. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1355 If we pick him up, he'll never earn that other wing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1356 Just throw him some packs of those tiny pretzels or something 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1357 Will work as flight assistant for free ride. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1358 Could you give me a lift? My uber car cancelled. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1359 We're now helping to retrieve cloud data storage? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1360 Can I hitch a ride to Cloud Nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1361 Open the door, I'll get out the security terminal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1362 Hey what’s that guy doing in the Hudson? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1363 I guess cloud 9 isn't for everyone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1364 Even if he promised not to play, we still can't brake in mid-air. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1365 Wow, I saw him standing their on the way in. I think it's a scam and he just wants a handout. He knows no one can give him a ride up here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1366 I don't know... He looks like a hippie and he's definitely high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1367 My take, the dude wants to go to Heaven, shall we?! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1368 Don’t worry, Sir, that’s just one of those outcasted journalists, trying to hitch a ride to heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1369 I'd stop, but I don't think his carry on would fit in the overhead compartment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1370 Isn't that the guy we dragged out of Economy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1371 Now boarding zone 32. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1372 I'd pick him up if he wasn't high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1373 I think we're lost--maybe we can ask him if he has a guide to the galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1374 I always suspected cloud 9 would suck 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1375 We're not picking him up. He's definitely high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1376 Why not? He's travelling light. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1377 They demand an aisle seat. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1378 Looks like he is high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1379 Douglas Adams is going to find his own damn way to his next stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1380 It's Douglas Adams! He wrote the Hitchhiker's Guile to the Galaxy. Let's go back an pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1381 That guy is way high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1382 Okay, then. So who is Jerry Garcia? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1383 No, the last time I stopped to pick him up, we lost altitude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1384 Sorry, Purgatory is as close as we get. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1385 He's not as bad as the squeegee guys. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1386 As long as he's not checking any bags, I'm ok with it 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1387 Questions? Oh yes, I have lots of questions? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1388 Man! There's a desperate dude. He must know we don't go there. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1389 Personally, I like the new air traffic controller concept. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1390 Go ahead, but I'll have to bump the passenger in 34F. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1391 He looks okay, but you never know about drifters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1392 Don’t pick him up 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1393 I don't trust anything uploaded to the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1394 Wow, even cloud storage has its limits. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1395 Another one from the Pearly Gates Basic plan. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1396 Thumbs up...now, that's what I'm talkin' about! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1397 Wow, the sky really is the limit! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1398 Have you read "Hitchhiker's Guide.." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1399 Sorry buddy, this is a nonstop flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1400 So God does have a sense of humor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1401 Back in the day, we could pick them up without worrying about getting hijacked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1402 I'm afraid if we don't pick him he'll give us a bad Uber rating. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1403 This new airline auditing system is a crock. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1404 I wouldn't pick up this guy. He looks really high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1405 The ascent to heaven is a little more difficult than I thought. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1406 That guy's got his head in the clouds if he thinks we're gonna pull over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1407 And you two said I would never get my wings! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1408 Pick him up! He can pay half the gas! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1409 I've seen this more and more over Colorado since they legalized marijuana. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1410 Isn't he the same guy on the ground who always needed "jut seven dollars" to get to Oxnard..?? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1411 I dunno, Ted. He could just be trying to take us for peanuts, pretzels, or a cookie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1412 Yesterday I saw him trying to enter the Pearly Gates. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1413 We could forcefully drag someone off to make room. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1414 "It's Elon Musk, his Tesla will pick him up". 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1415 Another billionaire in search of authenticity. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1416 Sure, pull over and pick this guy up. He's gonna have to pay the $25 baggage fee for that back pack though. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1417 Pass him by. The guy a few clouds down has a cute pup with him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1418 OK by me, as long as he chips in for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1419 It's another baby boomer - they even try to get a free ride in the afterlife. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1420 He'll have to wing it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1421 Let's give him a ride; he played with the Jefferson Airplane. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1422 Sorry -- bag's too big for carry-on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1423 He wants to return to the Planet of the Apes 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1424 My Uber app says that's him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1425 he must be high on life 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1426 Doesn't he know this is a nonstop flight? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1427 Look Paul, another sucker got lost trying to find Cloud Nine 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1428 Maybe heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1429 We've noticed an increase since the recreational marijuana laws passed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1430 Yo. Pick me up and we can exchange stories about flying high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1431 I'm pretty sure that guy is high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1432 So the Stones ment it literally. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1433 Oh look, it's the new Hoboeing 24/7. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1434 I know where that is. Just hang an up at the next corner 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1435 Dip the port wing or we’ll have hitchhiker all through the engine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1436 Why leave Cloud 9 ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1437 You'd think he'd have learned not to hitchhike anymore after having been raped, murdered and dumped at the side of the road. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1438 Really bad layover. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1439 So this guy named Santa, takes Trump’s advice, and the next thing you know... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1440 No boarding pass and overhead compartments are full. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1441 Looks like Arlo’s just retrieved some data. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1442 I'd stop, but there's no place to pull over... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1443 It's a shame that we don't fly to San Jose. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1444 Rule #1. Never pick up a hitchhiker. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1445 We’re seeing a lot more of these guys since recreational marijuana became legal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1446 He took early retirement so he could travel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1447 I've heard of flying standby, but not standing flyby. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1448 Looks like the end of the line for the Stairway to Heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1449 Only if he helps pay for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1450 Okay, it’s your call but I have to remind you of Delta’s official policy: “Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free.” 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1451 We just don't have room in the overhead bins for that carryon. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1452 I couldn’t afford the surge. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1453 So much for TSA approved. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1454 I hate the Cloud Nine route! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1455 Wow! It’s been a while since I’ve seen one of those! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1456 Probably an old hippie, everyone else gave up hitch hiking in the late '70s. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1457 Just left the Trump Administration. Need a ride back to sanity. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1458 It’s him again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1459 I see our new standby policy is in effect. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1460 Folks, we've reached cruising altitude. And if you look out to your left, you'll see my deadbeat brother still relying on me for everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1461 Just act like you don't see him. Maybe he'll fly away. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1462 I promised my Mom that I'd never pick up hitchhikers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1463 No. That backpack wouldn't fit in an overhead compartment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1464 And yet somehow, thought the pilots, a hitchhiker on a cloud was less alarming than Trump's latest tweetstorm. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1465 He’s taking up up and away to a whole new level. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1466 Timothy Leary or not, I wouldn’t pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1467 If he REALLY wanted to impress me he'd show some gas money. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1468 Don't stop. The last time I picked him up he complained about the cramped leg room and no space left in the overhead to stow his bag. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1469 I guess that's where the stairway to heaven ends... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1470 Isn't that the same guy that jumped out over Utah last week? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1471 Sir, I believe we've entered Oregon airspace. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1472 Someone is pretty high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1473 Can’t pick him up. His bag’s too big for carry on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1474 I have a feeling that Uber is only available somewhere else 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1475 Check altitude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1476 What’s the company policy on hitchhikers? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1477 I don't know what we should do, this situation never came up in the flight simulator. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1478 He probably changed his mind about staying with the car. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1479 Him? That's D.B. Cooper. He's still looking for a way down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1480 He's just after our inflight beverage service! Tomorrow he'll be back on the same cloud! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1481 It's a lifestyle choice. He could could have stayed on board. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1482 Now that I understand. It's cloud computing that I can't begin to fathom. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1483 I'm on cloud 9, man 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1484 Looks like he got caught up in that funky shit goin' down in the city after all." "Well, it's there that he has to stay. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1485 Fine. Just tell him to keep his tray table up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1486 Probably the last Delta employee leaving Atlanta. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1487 Oh, did you hear--they started bumping passengers mid-flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1488 I don,t think the oxygen gauges are working. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1489 Mirages just aren't as good as they used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1490 See how high he's going. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1491 This ride sharing thing is getting out of hand. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1492 Pity, another poor fella stuck on cloud nine! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1493 I'd stop but I'm afraid the jets would suck him in 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1494 Great, three more hours of you humming Get Off Of My Cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1495 Please don’t stop this time, Fred. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1496 I think it’s Led Zeppelin trying to catch a ride on the stairway to heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1497 Another frequent flier who ran out of miles... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1498 At least he's not thumbs down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1499 Do you think he's going up, or down? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1500 Looks like he only had enough mileage for half a flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1501 I tried to tell him no-one goes to Cloud 9 any more. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1502 Now that’s what I call ‘standby.’ 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1503 I dig his wandering spirit, but I'm just not sure what the TSA policy is on hitching these days. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1504 New York Center, 784 with you at Angels 43. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1505 Man, is he high or what? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1506 And those seated on the left side of the aircraft will notice the free loader on Cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1507 No point in stopping. We're not getting any higher. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1508 My daughter works at Google. She told me it can be dangerous to put all your trust in the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1509 Doesn't he realize he's already there? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1510 Rodger. Prepare to pull over. The '60s just called. They want him back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1511 Bank and flare the flaps like we’re going to pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1512 I guess the plane to Woodstock's late. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1513 United flight was overbooked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1514 Let’s ask if he wants the credit card with free miles. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1515 One of us is definitely too high right now. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1516 As I suspected, Captain, we're over Colorado. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1517 I heard St. Peter turned him away. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1518 Steer clear of that guy. He doesn’t shut up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1519 Don’t even think about being nice guys or TSA will have our heads... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1520 Well, there's nothing in the regulations about NOT picking up hitchhikers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1521 You ask him if he's enrolled in TSA Pre-Check. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1522 If we pick up one, we'll have to pick up all of them. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1523 Guess he ditched the Tesla. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1524 He realized too late that the Cloud is a metaphor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1525 SAD...guess he just got used to travel on the dole. Yeah and that hair...you knew that was FAKE NEWS! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1526 No can do; he probably doesn't have the 25 bucks for the carry-on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1527 Did you say VFR or VR? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1528 Apparently Spirit Airlines has introduced a new fare class. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1529 That must be the Cloud Tech guy they just hired. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1530 I heard he started the Mile High Club. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1531 He looks okay, let’s pull over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1532 Standby passengers will try anything these days. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1533 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=190760691529858&id=162758827663378 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1534 'Looks like my wife just backed up our son to the cloud.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1535 Are you heading up or down? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1536 Can we do that thing where we slow down and look like we are going to give him a ride, and then accelerate away when he tries to get in? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1537 Apparently, Heaven's not all it's cracked up to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1538 Should we feel skepticism that he's not on the beam? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1539 Does he know "Sully" retired? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1540 Quick! Swerve like you’re going to hit him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1541 Is That Hugh Hefner? Hey, Hugh get off my cloud 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1542 He probably wants to go to cloud ten 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1543 Hey, isn't that your brother Richard? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1544 He got busted for smoking weed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1545 Stop! Isn't that Charlie? I went to flight to flight school with him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1546 Could you give me a lift to the Big Air competition? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1547 'Is this the way to the galaxy?' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1548 The new Redbull formula has really gone too far... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1549 Another methane addict - I wouldn’t. They can be quite volatile. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1550 Don't, he never chips in for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1551 Well, Sully, we know you can do an emergency landing -- how about an emergency pick-up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1552 He's obviously higher than a kite. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1553 maybe heaven isn't what it is cracked up to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1554 Sorry buddy, but we're headed for Kennedy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1555 I guess the economy is worse than I thought. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1556 Too bad he’s not going our way! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1557 Sir, that is a human drone. It is delivering packages for Amazon. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1558 I think he appreciates our proper use of signals. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1559 Captain, this has been a long strange trip--I'm seeing floaters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1560 He's probably under fifty pounds. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1561 Didn't we drop that stop? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1562 Is “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” still in print? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1563 Should we stop?" "No he could be dangerous. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1564 That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen God do. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1565 Irv, your dead head needs a ride. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1566 It says cloudy with a chance of Wayne. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1567 Hey bro's. Could you give me a lift to the Jimmy Hendrix concert? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1568 Can't he see we're going the other way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1569 Not asking for a ride - he just liked us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1570 Looks like we're going the right way. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1571 Can you give me a lift to Cloud 9? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1572 C'mon, let's give him a lift - we have some to spare. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1573 There goes the neighborhood. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1574 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Globe 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1575 Don't stop; there's something creepy about him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1576 He'll get his lift when the wing gets there. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1577 We must be approaching Colorado. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1578 If he thinks we're going to pick him up with a full flight, he's got his feet in the clouds. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1579 Roger that. All clear for the Hudson. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1580 Wow, they are still dragging people off of flights. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1581 He looks as high as a kite 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1582 He obviously rose to the top of the standby list 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1583 Check the flight plan, Clarence...I'm pretty sure this is nonstop service. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1584 We are approaching Cloud Cuckoo Land. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1585 All I've been hearing lately is that I need to get with the times and move to the cloud but turns out I'm the only one up here! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1586 Poor guy, I heard the big man is going through a hip-hop phase. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1587 Jeff put hash oil in the simulator again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1588 I heard the big guy is going through a hip-hop phase. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1589 Lifting his spirits may just give his spirit the optimal lift to cross over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1590 Next stop, cloud 9. Please mind the gap. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1591 So I see even hitchhiking has moved to the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1592 Oh no, do you think Trump has exploded the world? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1593 At least someone thinks I'm doing a good job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1594 Do you think we should check with TSA? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1595 I guess Cloud 9 isn't quite what it used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1596 Let's log it as an Unexpected Floating Object. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1597 That is quite a high! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1598 He's going up not down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1599 Isn't Woodstock the other way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1600 Don't stop, he hasn't been through TSA 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1601 Isn't that the guy who wrote HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1602 I think 14F's open. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1603 I've heard of no-frills airlines but this is ridiculous. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1604 Sorry, this is a non-stop flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1605 He’s going to want my second stroopwafel. Don’t stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1606 Tell him we're overbooked but there's another plane just behind this one. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1607 Not with that haircut. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1608 Poor guy. Another one who didn't read the fine print on the Apple update. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1609 Poor guy. Got the cloud, but not the wings. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1610 Well, under the new FAA "deregulation", we can pick up hitchhikers, and the airline is looking for more revenue. The problem might be the carry-on bag. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1611 Uhhh Houston .... We have a problem! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1612 We'd have to drop him off in Amsterdam. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1613 I didn't realize iCloud archives went as far back as the '60's. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1614 Well that's not the finger most passengers use. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1615 When he said he wanted to get high, we didn’t think he meant 30,000 feet. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1616 Cloud Nine's not one of our stops. It's not the first time and somebody ought to tell him. Sad. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1617 There, I told you Gary - same spot every week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1618 You mean all that comb-over blond hair was a wig after all? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1619 If he is going to heaven or hell he must go through Atlanta. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1620 He’s high. Ignore him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1621 We will have to watch out flying over Colorado. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1622 I changed my mind. I don't need the NRA discount. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1623 But captain...How will we gate check his bag? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1624 I did’nt think they allowed any hitchhikers on the highway to heaven 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1625 Surprised he can even hold out his thumb, as high as he is. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1626 What's he up to? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1627 With fares soaring we’re going to see more of these. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1628 It's Douglas Adams. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1629 Tell him we only have a middle seat available. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1630 I've always wondered which cloud was No. 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1631 DID THE TESLA BREAK DOWN ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1632 Have you noticed how clouds can resemble people? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1633 Another fallen angel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1634 I heard St. Peter is casting out Trump voters right and left. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1635 We picked the wrong day to stop drinking! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1636 I never knew there was an app for hitch hiking in the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1637 Don't stop Captain! He's higher than a kite. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1638 This sky looks like he needs a ride. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1639 I’ m a little high. Can I hitch a ride? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1640 Wait...should he be worried or should we? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1641 U F Off! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1642 Looks like he is high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1643 You get used to it. There's one around every cloud anymore 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1644 Oh. So that's what 'the cloud' is all about. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1645 Don't stop. We're an express flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1646 Isn't that Cloud 9? Why would he need a lift? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1647 Not quite, captain. Altimeter says we're only seven miles high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1648 Didn't we drop him off yesterday? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1649 The last time I stopped for him was a disaster. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1650 We see them frequently. That hitchiker’s guide has some real errors. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1651 Call for Mr. Jagger...we've spotted another interloper. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1652 Don't pick him up he burned Uber. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1653 Air traffic control says he's headed back to the 70s. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1654 That guy is obviously high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1655 ...fuck him...just another Catholic who’s lost his way up from purgatory... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1656 Tell him sorry, it's a direct flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1657 He should have read 'iCloud for Dummies'! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1658 This new marijuana must be great. In my day you could never get this high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1659 You don’t see a lot of can’t-be-cirrus clouds below eighteen thousand feet! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1660 Remember when he only flew on Air Force One? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1661 I thought they did away with Cloud 9 rules 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1662 I heard he's trying to write a sequel to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1663 If that's God, are we going his way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1664 Something tells me we're not going to Cleveland. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1665 I told you not to encourage him at the Admirals Club. Marakesh is so not on the way. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1666 I guess heaven can wait 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1667 Just toss him some peanuts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1668 Captain, I recommend we do not report this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1669 No, not going back down there. Do you have any alternative destinations? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1670 - giimme a break, dudes -am I chopped liver or what...? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1671 He must have used the Cloud when he purchased his ticket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1672 I guess he’s tired of Cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1673 I never stop for those Cloud 9 guys. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1674 I thought they had a guide to the galaxy and this guy is stuck on cloud 8. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1675 The only empty seat is in first class. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1676 Guess that musician stood in the middle of the Highway To Heaven.... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1677 I don't think we could stop for him even if we wanted to. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1678 Don't stop! I don't like the looks of that backpack 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1679 Hey, Joe, we can't pick him up, besides breaking the law of gravity, he must be so full of hot air, he'll have us asleep before we land. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1680 I guess Heaven was not what he expected. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1681 What? You think I hiked all the way up here for the view!? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1682 Looks like someone lost his Guide to the Galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1683 That guy's only ride is on a wing and a prayer! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1684 Must've clapped after take-off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1685 Have you heard about the new stand-by policy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1686 Tell him it’s a full flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1687 Uh, U.H.O. off the port side. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1688 Looks like business on Cloud 9 is picking up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1689 Just don't make eye contact and maybe he won't notice us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1690 Don't stop. I make it a rule to never pick up strangers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1691 I saw that movie. Pretty good. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1692 Tell him there will be extra charge for the backpack. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1693 I bet Sully would've picked him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1694 To SpaceX 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1695 What do you mean you’ve never read “ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe”? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1696 He needs to get one of those cardboard signs. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1697 What do you think: is he trying to hitch a ride or giving us a thumbs up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1698 Traffic in sight. It looks as if he just came up inside a cyclone! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1699 Are you sure that LSD button indicates Large Screen Display? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1700 He's out there every trip. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1701 1. Hey Sully, with the river so close, we really don't have time to pick up any more hitchhikers ... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1702 Captain, a hitchhiker on cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1703 No, I'm not pulling over. I really don't think he's going anywhere. Anyone who can stand on a cloud is just showing off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1704 Looks like one of the Clinton campaign volunteers trying to hitch a ride back to reality. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1705 “ I’ve seen that before. It’s a vertibratus cirrus”. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1706 Man, people will do anything to avoid airport security checks! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1707 Keep driving, he looks like he's on cloud nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1708 Another digital nomad taking up space on the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1709 Captain, we can’t give him a seat unless he cleared security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1710 We're headed to Orange County. They'll just send him back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1711 Oh my God, we’re on the highway to heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1712 If I were on Cloud 9, I wouldn't want to leave, would you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1713 You're right Captain. Air sickness pills can have a strange effect on the imagination. At least I stopped throwing up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1714 Well, I DON'T think he looks like a terrorist, and I'm picking him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1715 I hear that more and more folks work in the cloud these days. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1716 ...are you sure Captain? I really think we should give him a lift 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1717 I finally got used to trusting the cloud but I really think that could be a bum steer. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1718 Since the economic downturn, passengers have found it increasingly difficult to fly standby. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1719 He's not dressed for this altitude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1720 A lot less traffic since morals have decreased. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1721 This cloud storage thing is getting ridiculous. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1722 He doesn’t have a prayer 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1723 Just pretend you didn’t see him! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1724 Keep going. That guy looks flighty. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1725 The ghost of DB Cooper has to hang out someplace, but this is creepy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1726 Don’t let him get caught in the engine like those darn birds. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1727 He looks creepy, let’s not stop 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1728 Not even for Neil Young? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1729 Is Jack Kerouac at it again? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1730 ..these guys always get me...how the heck do they expect us to stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1731 SOMEONE sure has a lot of storage! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1732 Uber has just gone too far. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1733 Homeless on cloud 9. Need help to Homeless on cloud 9. Need to get back to earth. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1734 If we pick him up we will be late to where we are going. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1735 Did you read a hitch hikers guide to the galaxy ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1736 Its Trump’s nominee for secretary of NASA! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1737 Well, that is one way to get around security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1738 I don’t think he is TSA approved. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1739 IDK . . . can we believe a guy who's too old to be wearing ripping-jeans? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1740 Damn Millennials, they are so lazy, won’t even go through security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1741 There he is again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1742 Sure looks like Arthur Dent. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1743 Where does he expect us to land? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1744 Just keep flying, it's just that D.B. Copper jerk again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1745 Are you carrying more than 3 ounces of cloud water? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1746 Nah....his carry-on looks too big. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1747 Welp, that settles it, everything's in the cloud these days. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1748 And to your left you can see cloud nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1749 Even St. Peter is cutting back on travel expenses. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1750 Sorry pal. Picture yourself in a boat on a river. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1751 "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", get your copy here!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1752 No that's not Jerry Garcia. Are you high? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1753 There's one of the few survivors from the sixties. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1754 Yeah, I used to pick up hitchhikers, too, but, you know, one too many weird experiences. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1755 I'm willing to give this air head a little latitude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1756 TSA Pre-check 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1757 Pull over, it's my Grampa. I knew he didn't understand when I told him to store his music on the cloud! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1758 Come on, Cal. He doesn't have a choice of many airlines to fly. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1759 The weather forecast called for severe wind updrafts today 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1760 Don't bother. That bag is definitely too big for carry-on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1761 hey guys, you're all good. by the way, I'm the sky traffic controller. who are you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1762 Don’t stop. Last time I picked one up he talked non-stop to Honolulu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1763 Who picks up hitchhikers anymore? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1764 Maybe not this time. I heard he was under a cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1765 But he hasn't cleared TSA. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1766 "Another dude with 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' in his backpack. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1767 I wonder what happens if he points it down? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1768 I remember him! I told him yesterday to step outside if he wanted to smoke. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1769 I haven't seen this, since I started flying the 'Woodstock' route. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1770 I understand he was killed by the side of the road. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1771 He looks lost, better not pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1772 Sees ya next time! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1773 The friendliest Place to Live. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1774 He says he's fine, keep flying 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1775 They get to cloud nine but then have to hitchhike home. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1776 Nice, Elan Musk has inspired this new stop on the Marrakesh Express 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1777 We're in an airplane. What's the worst that can happen? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1778 His bag will never fit in the overhead compartment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1779 You have to wonder how they get through security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1780 I don't know how they even wind up on clouds eight and ten. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1781 Flying monkeys still scare the crap out of me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1782 you're good son. by the way, I'm the sky traffic controller. What's your name? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1783 Doggone kids today eh? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1784 Sully, don't get any fancy ideas. We're going by the book here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1785 His carry-on is over the limit. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1786 The hitchhiker's guide to the friendly skies 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1787 The wind feels better out here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1788 Going my way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1789 Our destination city has some really good weed! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1790 He looks dangerous, I say no. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1791 Sorry, this is a non-stop flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1792 Maybe we should pick him up. Sometimes they carry a guide to the galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1793 With our maintenance record you wouldn't think there were unemployed gremlins. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1794 Help the homeless, help the needy, help the immigrants, help the guy floating in the sky on a cloud....jeez, Larry, where does it all end? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1795 Just tryin’ to get offa my cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1796 Working on his guide to the galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1797 Ignore him. It’s a promotion for the re-release of ‘The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.’ 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1798 Sorry, we're headed thumbs down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1799 Corporate sent out a warning about left wing hitchhikers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1800 I thought the Cloud was supposed to reduce Airline Congestion. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1801 Gotta be standby out of Denver. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1802 You can always tell when you enter Colorado airspace. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1803 At least someone thinks I'm doing a good job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1804 That dude's always on Cloud Nine. I learned early on to pass him by. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1805 Don't pull over, he looks high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1806 "I guess he couldn't get a direct flight". 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1807 I want some of what he's on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1808 We can't stop, the only spare seat we have is in Business Class. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1809 Should we pick him up?” “I don’t think so, he looks higher than we are. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1810 Looks like the virtual reality exhibit is facing some budget cuts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1811 Radio that they can stop looking for D.B Cooper 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1812 Don’t do it. This guy looks high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1813 The Hitchhiker’s guide to no gravity. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1814 Let's keep going. He's too high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1815 Forget it. He's high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1816 I thought you said that this flight would go off without a hitch! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1817 Keep going. The skies are not that friendly. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1818 Must be flying on points. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1819 Don't stop: that carry-on looks too big. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1820 Ok, so you see him too? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1821 Flying standby is not what it used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1822 It's the airline's newest version of standby. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1823 Hitchhike, highjack. I always get those two mixed up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1824 ....seven...eight...yup, its cloud nine 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1825 It's easier if you don't make eye contact. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1826 The new mileage program has its drawbacks. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1827 It's best to pretend you don't see fellow travelers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1828 Don't stop. It looks like he's headed up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1829 No need to stop. He's already on cloud nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1830 Never pick them up when they are on the left side of the road. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1831 Normally I stop for those guys but there's a purgatory near here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1832 Isn't that your son-in-law? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1833 It's the Colorado effect. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1834 Don't swing around. He's a member of the NRA. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1835 Fly Me to the Moon 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1836 We should pick him up. He's got smokehouse almonds in that backpack. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1837 Is it just me, or have things gotten stranger since California legalized pot? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1838 If nothing else, that DB Cooper is tenacious. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1839 I say we pass him. There must be a reason the last plane let him off there. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1840 Should we stop and pick him up? He might have extra tickets to the Grateful Dead concert. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1841 Y'know, it's a shame Rod Serling made them out to be such bad guys... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1842 Don’t worry. By tomorrow he’ll come down on his own. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1843 What's the worst that could happen if we stopped to pick him up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1844 The pilot's manual strongly advises against stopping to pick up hitchhikers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1845 Reminds me of an old hippie joke about Nixon 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1846 Does he really need a ride or is he just giving us a thumb's up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1847 We have one seat left in first class...let him catch el cheapo airlines behind us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1848 I knew they shouldn't have legalized it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1849 And I thought his Guide to the Galaxy was just a metaphor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1850 Oh! There’s D B Cooper ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1851 That’s a first! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1852 Who took the LSD - us or him? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1853 Dude! Cloud COMPUTING. Not commuting. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1854 I'd stop, but this flight is overbooked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1855 Another one who thought he could go off the grid in the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1856 The company rules are very clear: no stopping for anyone cloud hopping. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1857 Who hitchhikes anymore? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1858 This is in our living will. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1859 Don't stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1860 I don't think his bag will fit in the overhead bins. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1861 Yeah, I see him too. Last time he was asking for spare change. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1862 Economy class is just not what it used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1863 Another member of the mile high club 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1864 "Should we pick him up"? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1865 You see these guys whenever it's cloudy over Portland. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1866 Looks like he already got a lift. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1867 I don't know, he looks pretty high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1868 Last week some cloud hopper tried to squeegee the windshield. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1869 It's so sad when someone realizes that cloud nine is just another cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1870 Don't be dramatic, I'm sure there's an empty overhead compartment for his carry on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1871 I hate storing things on the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1872 Cloud 9? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1873 I'm sorry sir, that carry on exceeds 18 inches. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1874 Hitchhiker to the galaxy? I've already seen that movie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1875 Help me get higher. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1876 Sir, he certainly has come up in the world. Last week, I heard, he was walking on water. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1877 Someone wants airplane ride. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1878 You seen how many steps that Stairway to Heaven has? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1879 I feel sorry for him. All the flights on this route are overbooked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1880 Don't stop. That thumb isn't in a full upright and locked position. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1881 We must be above Amsterdam. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1882 Look, another hitchhiker to the galaxy 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1883 Cloud Nine has really done downhill in this economy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1884 How "high" do you think he is ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1885 That guy never should have said "Galaxy." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1886 Just ignore him.. he's one of those nutjob Galaxy Hitchhiker wannabes always making jokes about Uranus. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1887 Think of the paperwork if we stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1888 He’ll be OK. The Tesla will pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1889 Normally I'd stop, but that backpack isn't going to fit in the overhead bin 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1890 There for the grace of God go I. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1891 Are you sure you want to come with us? We are on our way to hell. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1892 No telling what he has in that duffel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1893 Safety and airline fees are not factors, besides, he has heaven's blessings. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1894 More cost-cutting at 'Chutes-R-Us, I see. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1895 Head in the clouds, and feet, too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1896 Quick, roll up the windows 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1897 Yeah, I'd hitchhike all over... but that was different lifetime. Why? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1898 Don't pick him up. FAA Reg. 213. He could be a terrorist in disguise! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1899 Don't stop. This is how Cold Blood started. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1900 I'm not a right wing Republican! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1901 New age hippies and their existential traveling are becoming a menace. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1902 No room, we over book. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1903 Jerry Garcia went from truckin' to cloudin'. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1904 I never trust anyone over thirty thousand feet. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1905 Ask him if he’s willing to pitch in for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1906 Keep driving, she looks nothing like her OKCupid photo. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1907 He does know this isn't Spirit Airlines right? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1908 'If we keep really quiet, he might not cirrus' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1909 Cloud 9 must not be as great as they say. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1910 How high are we right now Rob? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1911 Typical back packer, trying to travel on a tight budget. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1912 Oh.. in that case, we usually just call it in as a "bird strike." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1913 The TSA is not going to like this! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1914 He's a clean looking lad, to bad we're fully booked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1915 Looks like he could be high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1916 Don't be fooled by the hidden parachute. It is not a backpack - ignore him. He will try to fly for free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1917 Have you cleared security? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1918 Well a hitchhiker REALLY isn't something you see everyday. It looks like he fell right out of the 60s. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1919 Don't stop. He looks like he's high to me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1920 'He looks ok but I might have clouded judgement.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1921 Gee, I'm having a serious flashback to my youth. You better handle the controls. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1922 Thumbs up to heaven 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1923 It's Timothy Leary! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1924 Let's leave him in the 70s with Truth, Justice and the American Way. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1925 He's probably just going as far as Cloud Nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1926 You know -- that guy who wrote 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1927 Look John! Another hippie trying to hitch hike his way to Mars. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1928 Might have a gun. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1929 Guess Mexico wouldn't fund the "Stairway to Heaven" either. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1930 Please tell me this is a simulation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1931 Now, that's some killer weed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1932 ""Oh Carl don't be such a party pooper stop and give the guy a ride'' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1933 Wow, D.B. Cooper is looking old. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1934 He hasn't got a hope in hell 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1935 I heard about him. He is tired of having to play a harp all the time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1936 Looks like Buck Rodgers missed the plane. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1937 He took it pretty hard when Holy Trinity broke up over creation differences. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1938 We can't pick him up. He looks high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1939 If he’s supposed to be my replacement, at least he could have dressed the part. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1940 Another United passenger kicked off the airplane. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1941 He's avoiding economy class 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1942 Gary Larson called he wants his joke back 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1943 Can I hitch a ride and the friendly skies of United ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1944 He looks like a terrorist. Don't pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1945 I guess heaven can wait 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1946 Sorry we don’t stop at the pearly gates. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1947 It's the only way for some angels to get their wings. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1948 Your right, the flight manual say's "not to pick up hitchhickers while in the air." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1949 Lift to New York? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1950 I told you cloudsourcing passengers was a bad idea. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1951 Looks like a Byrd strike to me, Sully. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1952 We're Budget Air not Budget Bus. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1953 Good job, guys! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1954 We have just reached er...weirdo heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1955 Pull over, I know that guy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1956 He must have taken "cloud computing" literally. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1957 Don’t stop. He’s high as a kite. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1958 Don't stop! That might be DB Cooper. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1959 Must have had a much tougher life than the guy we passed on Cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1960 My goodness! This takes the cake for getting a support animal on board. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1961 I’ve seen more and more of them since Colorado legalized marijuana. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1962 That's DB! Looks like the money didn't do him much good, should have invested it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1963 Keep driving, he seems high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1964 The marijuana’s stronger than it used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1965 I think we've been listending to too much Jefferson Airplane. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1966 I've only made that mistake once. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1967 Don't make eye contact. They're always going our way, but they can never pay the carry-on charge. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1968 That's the new TSA pre-check. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1969 Looks like he uploaded too much of his personal information to the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1970 He probably just hates going through airport security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1971 I don't think so, Don, he looks really high.. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1972 The "scattered crowd" forecast wasn't a typo. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1973 Look, another one fed up with the long wait in purgatory. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1974 Yup, the clouds are definitely thickening. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1975 Some guys just don't want to pay the landing fee on the budget airlines. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1976 I don't report UFO, or D. B. Cooper sightings. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1977 Don't even think about it: it is commendable that you were able to land on your feet after being Trump's pilot, but you can't save that guy--running the FAA requires a different skill set!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1978 Shirely he can't expect us to pull over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1979 Lift to cloud nine? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1980 Say... what's a hipster doing way up here in a cloud bank> 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1981 Just another fan of your movie, Sully. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1982 Personally, I'd stop. The risk is worth the baggage fee and he'll ride in the back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1983 I know we shouldn't...but it's Neal Young! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1984 I blame Douglas Adams. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1985 We can’t really stop; we’ll just have to wing it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1986 I thought hitchhiking was outlawed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1987 Jesus, Shmeezus, this is a no-boarding zone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1988 Well we could pullover, but then the other 150 passengers could be sucked out the door. Your call Captain. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1989 That's our new Basic Economy boarding process. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1990 Oops. I wish our wing were a little shorter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1991 Not only is he without a boarding pass, but I bet he hasn't gone through the TSA checkpoint either. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1992 Nah . . . The "cloud" only stores stuff like files, photos, and recipes. No people. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1993 It's hard to tell if he had taken his shoes off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1994 Fool me once, Clark Kent... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1995 I'm not sure you'll ever sell me on the ease of retrieving from The Cloud, Ken. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1996 Look, it's Ford Prefect. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1997 Did you see that homeless angel? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1998 They are getting so strict about frequent flier miles running out. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1999 The hitchhikers guide to frequent flyer miles. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2000 Keep driving. He'll never afford the checked baggage fee. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2001 It's Arthur Dent, coming home. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2002 This might be awkward, but in case that’s God, you mind giving up the co-pilot seat? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2003 What do you think, drone or stoner? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2004 I dont know captain, I am concerned he's "High on something" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2005 Graham says I have to go... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2006 Going up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2007 ...I thought the simulator covered every contingency... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2008 Yeah, but in my dream, all the passengers had legroom. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2009 Perhaps overly inspired by that hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2010 Just ask yourself, "What would Sully do?" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2011 Ignore him. That guy is higher than a kite. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2012 No, I think he's just saying 'good job flying that thing.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2013 Ok, I guess this guy's the limit. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2014 A soon-to-be ‘?wing-tipped sky-tumbler,’ I'm afraid. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2015 That's the problem working in the cloud; commuting. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2016 That's one way to avoid a TSA pat-down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2017 He's giving us the thumbs up, we're good to go 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2018 I never download anything from the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2019 Let us give him a ride; hitchhiking is legal here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2020 Let him go, Bernie. He's only on cloud 6. You know we don't pick up anybody below cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2021 That must be the new iCloud app I heard about. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2022 The last time we picked him up, for days the cockpit smelled like reefer. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2023 Whaddaya know! We're already Yellow Springs already. Must have a tailwind. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2024 Could be the Devil in hippie clothing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2025 Is it possible maybe Jack Kerouac DIDN'T go to hell? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2026 I think he is trying to join the mile hitch 'high'king club. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2027 I wish we'd never started this rideshare program. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2028 Boarding Group 9 has his work cut out for him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2029 Can you help a guy who's out of cloud storage? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2030 Still needs a lift down to Yasgur’s farm? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2031 I think we're too close to the lake again, Captain. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2032 Need a descent? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2033 Let’s not stop. I think he’s high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2034 OMG that’s Ufo. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2035 I'm sorry sir, but your backpack is too big for our overhead compartments. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2036 Oh oh, is William Shatner on board? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2037 Looks like he’s on cloud 9 . Better not stop 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2038 Only if he chips in for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2039 Ok Jim.. What did you put in my Red Bull this time?! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2040 You know what they say: The grass is always greener on the other cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2041 I thought they only did data! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2042 I always figured cloud 9 for a lonely place. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2043 We’re going to Portland, why not? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2044 That's Douglas Adams - don't make eye contact! If we pick hm up, who knows where we'd wind up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2045 That’s me when I retire.... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2046 Looks like another one has been transferred to the cloud! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2047 Shame there are no empty seats. Give him a thumbs up anyway. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2048 Looks like he's stuck on cloud eight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2049 For sure that's too big for carry-on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2050 Watch that wing! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2051 Keep going, he looks high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2052 Looks like we have another freak went flyer on stand by. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2053 Psssst...are we dead? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2054 didn't we see him trying to board before we left JFK 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2055 Can't blame the guy. Rent on a studio apartment in Heaven has increased ninety percent over the last three years. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2056 I think the company's 'pay as you go' plan needs a few tweaks. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2057 @jumbocockpit ‘When all at once...’ #wanderingcloud 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2058 Captain, Google Maps identifies it as "Cloud Nine." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2059 "Wasn't he a space cadet in his former life, too? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2060 I believe he IS on the stairway to heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2061 We must have entered Colorado air space. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2062 That carry-on will be an additional $25. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2063 Who's he trying to impress? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2064 I guess Cloud Nine isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2065 Looks like another "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" disciple is lost. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2066 His first mistake was reading “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2067 No, I don't think giving him a lift will set a bad precedent. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2068 We must be flying through a low pressure zone. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2069 That's what happens when you max-out your cloud download 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2070 Gary Larson did it 30 years ago in the Farside 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2071 Don’t stop! He looks like he’s high. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2072 I'm afraid that, if we don't stop for him, the National Hitchhiker Association is going to sever ties with us. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2073 Wait 'til I tell the fellas at Trump Tower. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2074 Apparently, God told him he could condone everything except his desire to audition for The Voice. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2075 C'mon, the next plane isn't coming for 6 hours and we already pulled over. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2076 Hey. Hey. You. You. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2077 We're fully booked. And besides, the carry-on won't fit in the overhead compartment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2078 The Galaxy is not on our schedule .. just ignore him. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2079 Hey! It's D. B. Cooper! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2080 Acid rain was a term first coined in the sixties 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2081 Yeah your right no way that bag will fit under the seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2082 We do have room in coach class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2083 We only pick up those on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2084 That must be Cloud 8. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2085 Are you sure they don’t feel a thing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2086 Him again?! That's the hitchhiker guide to the universe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2087 Dude, can I hitch a ride to the next cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2088 Is he high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2089 He's really far out. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2090 Can you give me a lift to my DeLorean? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2091 He's on high. We just can't give him a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2092 Yes, I see him, too — we have to lay off those mushroom salads. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2093 Lat time we picked him up he ate all the peanuts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2094 I'm not sure hitchhiking is the best way to reach cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2095 That's my brother. I sent his photo to the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2096 He is on a mission from God. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2097 Is it wrong of me to assume he's high based on the hippie clothes? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2098 Stop the plane! Looks like we finally found DB Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2099 You're not gonna start telling me all about Woodstock again, are you Captain? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2100 I don't really need any gas, grass, OR ass. How about you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2101 Looks like his cloud computing career never really took off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2102 STRANGE! I PASSED HIM ON THE ROAD TO THE AIRPORT THIS MORNING.! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2103 Isn’t that the guy who wrote The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2104 Well, OK. But only if he’s TSA Pre. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2105 Oh man, there's another one that got bumped mid-flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2106 If he's not wearing wingtips, he will be soon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2107 I don't know. He looks like a drifter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2108 I mean, seat C23 IS unoccupied 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2109 Captain, could that be D.B.Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2110 Don’t stop! I hate when they do not use a cardboard sign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2111 If you guys can help me out, I`ll give you a 4-hour life ticket, redeemable when you, go bye bye 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2112 Don't stop -- he might be high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2113 Don't stop. He'll bore you to death about the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2114 The rule is don't them up if they're high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2115 Looks like Starman wanted more vacation days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2116 Hmm, what planet does that guy live on? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2117 It looks like United is now offering mid-flight ejections. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2118 Cloud nine's not all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2119 Should we give him a lift? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2120 Do you think he’ll report us to Customer Relations because we didn’t stop? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2121 What is that hitchhiker doing way up here in the clouds? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2122 We could charge him a luggage fee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2123 I guess not everything belongs in the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2124 sorry, we are fully booked. wait for the next flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2125 Yeah, I see him up here all the time. He's been high since the 60's. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2126 Do you think he'll spring for gas? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2127 What, you never read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2128 Another one who read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2129 You know, I just don’t pick up high jackers anymore. It’s too risky. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2130 You don’t need to stop. I don’t think he’s going to Newark. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2131 Another sky hiker! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2132 The press secretary did say poor people are coming up in the world. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2133 that man's been through haven and back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2134 Of course the backpack would be extra 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2135 No way Larry - look at him. We'll have to stop at JFK! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2136 Inform the flight crew, we're clear for landing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2137 So many unintended consequences from legalizing marijuana. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2138 I swear those Rocky Mountains keep getting higher. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2139 I'd like to help but there's no place to pull over!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2140 They're always wanting a lift to Cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2141 Gas, grass, or ass; nobody rides for free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2142 ...I would, but he just looks too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2143 Even if we wanted to the flight is booked 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2144 I've picked those guys up before but they're just marketing "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Atmosphere". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2145 Make sure he’s TSA pre-checked 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2146 That knapsack has to be an air guitar. Right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2147 He can catch the Airbus five minutes behind us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2148 "I guess Tim's not having fun". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2149 Going to Cloud Nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2150 Far out! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2151 Help me touch down and bring me 'round again! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2152 Another one trying to escape the White house! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2153 Wow, looks like Douglas Adams is still hitchhiking through the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2154 Got to hand it to him, going for a million air miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2155 He'd do better if he used the other thumb. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2156 See? I told you there was an Uber market everywhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2157 I think it's that new passenger designation–Uber Class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2158 Hey, you guys going to Burning Man? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2159 No Cloud 9 isn't all it's cracked up to be. No pun intended. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2160 Get a haircut! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2161 Purgatory rescue team 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2162 Uh, Tower. How much longer are we going to be in this holding pattern? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2163 Remind me to pass on your peyote snickerdoodle next time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2164 How many times are we just going to pass him, Carl? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2165 Don't pick him up Captain - he looks as if he's high as a kite! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2166 Check this dude is so high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2167 Must've bought a seat in 'trickle-down' economy class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2168 No, I don’t think we should pick him up. He’s as high as a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2169 Wow. I really don't know clouds at all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2170 Internet cloud service workers should provide their own transportation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2171 Okay, My Captain Escher, that guy's either a hitchhiking angel, or a dude standing in a snowbank. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2172 And that, son, is why you never fly budget airlines. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2173 Is he high, or are we? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2174 hey hey you get off of my cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2175 You know company policy is no hitchhikers! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2176 That man has taken hitchhiking to a new level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2177 Isn't he the guy who wrote a guide to the galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2178 Another guy lost his bitcoin in the cloud looking for a free ride home 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2179 We must be on the Highway to Heaven 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2180 Funny, I didn’t think the End of the Galaxy would look quite like this! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2181 poor chap ran out of frequent flyer miles somewhere over Miami 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2182 I took the $29 flight from Boston to LA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2183 I never could understand the drivers who picked me up when I was his age. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2184 Isn't that the chap we dropped off last week? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2185 He must be out of cloud storage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2186 Ryan Air Flight 66 on the port side 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2187 We are dreadfully sorry but we aren’t allowed to give anyone a lift, especially at these altitudes, better luck with the next plane! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2188 Okay. Coast is clear. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2189 Never mind. Were just one of those legal Marijuana states. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2190 Doesn't he know it is against company policy to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2191 Could that be Arthur Dent? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2192 How do you suppose Adam made it down to earth? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2193 Can't, it's against FAA regulations... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2194 Is the Dali Lama on board? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2195 Bags fly free, people don't 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2196 Captain, I know picking up hitchikers is against FAA regulations, but I really like his vibe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2197 Maybe we should give him a ride, he seems adrift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2198 Damn, Sully! Every nine or ten years there's some new hazard to get past as we lift off from La Guardia! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2199 Going high way? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2200 Hey buddy, who's to say you're not the one on display!? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2201 I'm afraid that if we file a report on this sighting, it may be the last report we ever get to file. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2202 He's only half-way through "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2203 Don't we have room for one more standby? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2204 Only if his baggage is under 50 pounds. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2205 Should we tell him it’s 42? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2206 He got bumped from the overbooked flight 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2207 Where do you think he’s headed? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2208 Another one trying to hitch-hike home from the Willie Nelson concert... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2209 I’ve had bad experience with the cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2210 The world just keeps on evolving, huh Frank? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2211 He came up on the Highway to Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2212 Never pick up a hitchhiker who is THAT high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2213 We really need to rethink our "we stop anywhere, any time" slogan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2214 Don't. We're in a prison area. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2215 Just another aging hippie on a high 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2216 Looks like Charles Manson didn't get in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2217 He’s hitchhiking on the highway to heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2218 Where did you get those cookies? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2219 THIS IS FOR THE MUSEUM DRAWING, I JUST MISSED THE DEADLINE "Ceci n'est pas une pipe!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2220 Don’t pick him up, he looks like DB Cooper 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2221 I didn't know the train had stopped running. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2222 Please help. I aimed too high and now need help in steadying my feet to the ground. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2223 Cloud nine is definitely not on our itinerary! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2224 Uber’s next upgrade. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2225 I guess it IS true, old hippies never die! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2226 This is your copilot again, ladies and gentlemen. Although Mt Rainier isn't visible today, if you look out the Port side of the plane you might be able to spot D B Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2227 The jet lag is getting to me again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2228 We have a seat, but he'll have to check his luggage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2229 Just pretend we didn't see him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2230 Against the law? I think that's against a lot of laws. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2231 These hippies are getting too far into the clouds... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2232 Captain, I think we might be too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2233 That’s too much data in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2234 Grateful Dead groupie.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2235 So that's what happened to Nick Nolte. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2236 On behalf of the entire crew, we thank you for hitching a ride with us today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2237 guess the Angel gig is not as good as it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2238 Pickup on Cloud Nine 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2239 Isn't that Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2240 Nah,10,000 feet is our limit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2241 The FAA inspectors are popping up everywhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2242 I don't think we should pick him up, he's pretty high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2243 Ho Hum, Another creationist themed cartoon from the New Yorker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2244 Guess that's as far as that guy who wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has gotten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2245 I’d pick him up but we’re already behind schedule. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2246 I’ve got good news and bad news. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2247 Security was a breeze 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2248 Don't stop for him. He doesn't have his towel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2249 Guess he got more out of "Cloud Atlas" than I did. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2250 Ya, sure, he's probably got three more hiding in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2251 I don't see anything. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2252 Ignore it. It's just the caffeine talking... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2253 Well...We are the Friendly Skies. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2254 Next time you take the red acid and I'll take the blue. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2255 Keep going. The last thing he needs is a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2256 We may want to rethink replacing the airline peanuts with those mushrooms. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2257 It must be an angel in disguise 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2258 He got stranded when Congress cut NASA's budget 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2259 He's gonna wait a long time for a plane with an empty seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2260 Not to worry. It's just my youth in the cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2261 That must have been some wacky weed! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2262 Even God says thumbs up, Sully 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2263 He gets angry when we tell him we can't detour to heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2264 Can't. We're flying nonstop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2265 The last one I stopped for had his head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2266 He'll probably expect us to honor his transfer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2267 I’m not sure moving ticketing to the Cloud was such a good idea. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2268 Wow, that guy must REALLY high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2269 Last time, he wanted to fly to Sheboygan. We don't go to Sheboygan! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2270 O.K., one of us is really high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2271 What was I supposed to do? He wouldn't put the cigarette out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2272 Flight 213 to Tower. We have another forcibly-removed passenger from Flight 344 in sight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2273 He is really high. Let’s mess with him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2274 That might be the real reason we seem to have fewer passengers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2275 Must be headed down to Austin 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2276 If he says his destination is the pearly gates, keep going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2277 I’ve gotten t good news and bad news. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2278 So what exactly was in your brownies? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2279 Too bad he picked the wrong cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2280 If we take him on, somebody else is getting dragged off kicking and screaming and the video will be all over the Internet. Let’s do this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2281 Just toss him a few bucks and tell him to take the airbus. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2282 Hmm. Guess i cloud didn’t work out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2283 Keep going! He looks to me like he's on Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2284 How'd he get through security? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2285 Can you give me a lift to Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2286 I was told the cloud would soon be everywhere, but...... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2287 I’m sick of all these sky-divers who are too lazy to fall all the way to the ground. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2288 Say, isn’t that the dude that wrote “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2289 Everybody wants a free ride these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2290 Hey, isn't that Douglas Addams? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2291 Douglas Adams must be writing again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2292 I'm not picking him up. He kinda looks like that sketch of DB Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2293 I wouldn't stop for this one, he looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2294 Another one ran out of money before getting to the Pearly Gates. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2295 I want what he's smoking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2296 Need a lift-off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2297 He looks dangerous even with the wings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2298 I’ll radio the control tower that we just entered Colorado air space. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2299 Same guy. Same cloud. What da ya think he’s packing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2300 Yep. Must've read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2301 Do you think he's high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2302 That's definitely not cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2303 With oversold flights the whole standby thing sure has gotten crazy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2304 This guy's taken cloud surfing to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2305 It’s definately getting harder to find an affordable non-stop flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2306 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!'? Trite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2307 How much do we charge now for carry-on? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2308 He's not heavy, he's my brother. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2309 Another D.B. Cooper wannabe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2310 And to your left you'll see a misreading of height ash bury. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2311 Yeah, he does look pretty high, I don't think we should pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2312 And I thought that we were high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2313 He's asking to download. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2314 They come here looking for their data. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2315 That's my first hitchhiking yeti. How about you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2316 Poor bastard. Retrieving stuff out of the cloud isn't as easy as they say. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2317 I used to hitchhike a lot before planes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2318 Never pick up anyone if you can't see their feet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2319 Man, we could use somebody to chip in for jet fuel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2320 Now there’s thumb to nowhere! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2321 I'd pick him up but the guitar case won't fit in the overhead bins. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2322 Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is in the cloud streaming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2323 Damned cloud hoboes! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2324 He's almost there. That's cloud 8. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2325 He obviously doesn't know that you can now purchase tickets through the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2326 It looks like another passenger was bumped from an economy seat. Lesson learned, always fly first class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2327 What a drag we can't give him a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2328 He must be on a drug high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2329 I told him that carry on won't fit under the seat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2330 Wow, I haven't seen that since the '70s. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2331 I passed a guy that looked just like that on my way down the mountain this morning. Hey, wait a minute.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2332 Man, I feel for those United guys. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2333 Don't pick him up - He is high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2334 All we have left is a middle seat next to the lavatory. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2335 We would... but there’s a $25 baggage fee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2336 Fly by. The new NRA discount policy is for the birds. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2337 and that's what you get when you offer 5GB of free cloud storage 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2338 I’m not stopping today. Last week he ate all the peanuts in the galley. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2339 Well, okay, but there's no more discount for NRA hitchhikers ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2340 Yeh, he's always here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2341 We can't pick him up, we're all out of peanuts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2342 Oh! Look what we gave here, another bad ass rocker who’s changed his mind 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2343 I didn't think you could that high on opioids. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2344 He is trying to get credit for the return flight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2345 If he was dressed a little better I might. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2346 He ought to know we only stop at cloud nine 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2347 Don't Stop!" He hasn't passed cloud control. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2348 Are you positive we did not crash? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2349 Strangest safety inspector I've ever seen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2350 Just one of those new emojis from the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2351 Clear skies with chance of vagrancy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2352 I don't ever pick up hitchhikers on Cloud 9. They bum me out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2353 WOW! Talk about climate change! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2354 I hate what they have done to frequent flyer programs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2355 Don’t look. There’s a fellow on a cloud trying to hitch a ride from us. One of those forgetting how to retrieve themselves from the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2356 Some people take icloud so literal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2357 Hmmmm, too bad we're not going his direction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2358 I remember. You only stop for Patsy Cline and Tammy Wynette. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2359 Don't make eye contact, Jim. Just pretend he's telling us we're doing a great job. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2360 Does this mean we’re near a prison? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2361 Remember when people used to just call a travel agent? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2362 AMAZON has got me here to welcome you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2363 Ici, On peut voir une personne qui est dans des nuages. il est aussi haut que l'avion. Beaucoup de personnes n'utilise pas leur cerveau, mais il pense et il crée des opinions même s'ils sont différent de l'opinion du publique, et ca le monte. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2364 My mother told me not to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2365 We usually get that when we fly over Woodstock 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2366 He probably used up his frequent flyer miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2367 ,,,and off to your right you'll see cloud 8. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2368 Roger McGuinn, hitch hiking, circa 1966. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2369 Let's see...Nimbus, Stratus, Cumulus, Kerouac... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2370 Isn’t that the same dude we saw way back on Cloud Eight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2371 The Rolling Stones aren’t going to like it... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2372 Don't stop. We're already overbooked. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2373 It makes you wonder when even Zeus hits on hard times. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2374 I’d say considerably higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2375 Well, the steering wheel was about this big, but the rest of the plane was smaller than yours. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2376 It's called 'cloud commuting', sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2377 Be careful, I think he is one of those new cloud niners! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2378 Uh, Captain, is there any information about hitchhikers on clouds in the Flyer's Manual? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2379 I told you we shouldn't have turned the seat-belt sign off 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2380 Is it Rod Serling? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2381 I'd stop, but the only open seats are in Basic Economy and he has a full-sized carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2382 Did you upload him to the cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2383 A 'carry on' for the wayward son. Go figure. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2384 It doesn't pay to argue with Low Costs mid-flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2385 I don't our destination is his destination. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2386 Life in the cloud is safe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2387 Jerry Garcia still hanging around, huh? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2388 He is part of the new cloud based storage plan. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2389 I don't care if he's a saint--I don't pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2390 For heaven's sake, another sky walker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2391 If it were my call Captain, he hasn't been thru baggage search 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2392 Hey I think I’m a little high but can I get a ride? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2393 I guess he does not know that "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Universe" is out of print. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2394 I just don't get that Cloud technology. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2395 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2396 Elon Musk's latest space gambit? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2397 Wow, that is not what you see everyday! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2398 Hey, do you remember that far side comic about what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank...? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2399 Must be one of those United passengers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2400 I thought you said it was safe to backup to the cloud? It doesn't look safe to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2401 Seems the Stairway to Heaven didn't, in fact, go all the way up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2402 When did the airlines start taking away the seats? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2403 Isn't that the same guy we passed over Canada ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2404 I'm looking for a lift to cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2405 Looks like he took the book way too literally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2406 Forget it Sully. He want a lift to the Hudson. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2407 If God had intended man to stand in the clouds hitching rides, then he would have given us shoes with wings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2408 Too bad we don't have time to pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2409 Why would anyone want to go to Newark? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2410 THAT HAS TO BE AN ALL-TIME HIGH! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2411 We got in bad trouble the last time we stopped 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2412 Remember the last guy we picked up? Never did get that smell out of coach. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2413 I don't think he's an archangel! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2414 Super Budget Economy Fare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2415 Standby? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2416 Maybe he has the guide to the galaxy..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2417 Don't Panic. He's from Base 13. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2418 Captain, is that Billy Ray Cirrus?" "Yeah, Rookie, it means you're too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2419 Definitely higher than a kite! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2420 He just wants to sell us his guide to the GALAXY 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2421 Those NRA boys lost it all! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2422 Is that Major Tom? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2423 Wish I could, but every time I stop for one we crash. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2424 Looking good, boys! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2425 I think you've been watching too many Twilight Zone episodes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2426 NO EYE CONTACT! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2427 he’ll need to go on the standby list just like everyone else 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2428 We could charge him an extra $100 for flagging us down and $50 for the carry-on bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2429 Come on, Dale, just ask this guy for directions so we can all get home already! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2430 Wait for the local, we're non-stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2431 Don’t pick him up, he looks really high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2432 Remember, Don't Make Eye Contact - - If you want to keep your licence 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2433 Isn't he high enough? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2434 Has our navigation system has autocorrected 'Vegas-bound' to 'vagabond' AGAIN? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2435 If you're going to be a Trump dodger, would't going to Canada be waaaay easier? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2436 Typical David Crosby-gets super high doesn't even arrange for a ride home! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2437 Weather report stated it was a "cloudy" day not "crowdy". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2438 Let him ride on the wing like that Twilight Zone episode 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2439 IT was right. Everybody is moving to the cloud these days 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2440 No way. Too scruffy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2441 He must've flown United. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2442 And on your left: the ghost of D.B.Cooper. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2443 He doesn't look like a Lucy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2444 Another hitchhiker from the galaxy who used up all his cloud storage 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2445 Because he's high and lazy he's thumbing a flight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2446 Poor Guy, It must be Purgatory out there! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2447 Don't stop. He's too ethereal." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2448 Nowadays everybody is a comedian. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2449 He'd better watch out for the wing... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2450 Hey! I got stranded in the iCloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2451 Do you think we should notify TSA about his backpack? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2452 He's trying to go to Cloud 9 but we're a low-cost... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2453 ‘That’s the third time this week.’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2454 A real Zeppelin fan wouldn't need a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2455 My mother said never to pick up strangers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2456 They are letting anybody in these days 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2457 Don't let him on. You should never pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2458 I thought Woodstock was in the other direction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2459 That's the same cloud we dropped him on the way out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2460 Looks like we got another Dead Head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2461 What is the company policy regarding picking up cloud hikers? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2462 It's Just A Mirage ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2463 He wasn't able to use his NRA discount. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2464 This guy wants an upgrade from Cloud Nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2465 He still must pay the $50 per bag fee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2466 They call him the Hitch High King. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2467 I thought we left that guy on cloud nine just last week! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2468 Forget it. There is no way he has gone through security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2469 Rutger Hauer got old... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2470 Don’t stop - I did once and regretted it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2471 Hey, my iCloud is full! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2472 Shouldn't we look up the TSA regulations? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2473 Hey is that cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2474 You are okay, this is a selfie safe zone! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2475 How come I do not see the cartoons any longer? They do not appear in any of the three pages. Too bad. I really miss them. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2476 I had a dream . it said heaven catch a ride. hell. just say (GOOD bye.) 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2477 Hello, pilots! It's working fine but I'm stuck! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2478 Keep going, a budget airline will be through soon enough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2479 Is that the guy who wrote 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2480 Only if he went through TSA first. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2481 It ist just another of those "ex-Trumpians" of the 2010s, they all seem to have been kicked out by Saint Peter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2482 Do you suppose we'll have to take him all the way up? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2483 United dragged another one off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2484 His shirt said HELP so it must have been at a Beatles concert. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2485 He must've booked Super Economy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2486 We're not falling for that again... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2487 I think the trailing Spirit Air flight will give him a lift. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2488 Do you think the Russians gave him a ride this far? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2489 Didn't we see him on Twilight Zone? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2490 He couldn’t make it smell any worse in here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2491 Don't stop, just tell him we changed our name to Jefferson Starship. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2492 Someone needs to tell him his fly is down. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2493 Co-pilot: Saint Peter sure has been having a rough time ever since that wall got built to keep the "bad hombres" out. Pilot: Yeah. I can't believe He got the Trump Administration to pay for it too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2494 Where does he think he's going? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2495 He said “no thanks” when I said we had only middle sears left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2496 I didn't know this flightpath went through Limbo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2497 I didn't know Neil Young died, did you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2498 Better not, that bag’s too big for carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2499 Bomb? No. I'm worried he's carrying a guitar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2500 Don't start this again. You know the last one didn't fit in the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2501 It's a Rocky Mountain high. We're over Colorado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2502 Uber is taking it to the next level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2503 Captain, is there a navigational error? That's not Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2504 What's he been smokin'? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2505 Wasn’t that D.B. Cooper ? No more rides for you buddy boy! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2506 I picked him up in Witchita last year and he stole my phone charger. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2507 Bob, I’m confused about uploading to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2508 Nice try anyway. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2509 He's on cloud nine, on his way to disillusionment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2510 That's a local stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2511 It's tough when the Pearly Gates aren't open to everyone and you've just got nowhere to go? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2512 Don’t pick him up. He looks like a murderer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2513 Didn't your mother ever warn you about picking up a hitchhiker? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2514 Let's keep going. He looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2515 No no, don't stop! He has a bunch of other guys hiding in the cloud! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2516 There goes another human I'll never meet! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2517 He looks OK, but we probably shouldn't pick him up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2518 Think we can stuff one more into our cheap seats? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2519 He's too high to suffer range anxiety. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2520 His Uber better get here soon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2521 My Way or the Highway! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2522 I'd consider it, but that guy is clearly higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2523 Don’t do it. He’s higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2524 We have room for him but he would have to check that carry on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2525 I wouldn't pick that one up. He looks higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2526 Looks like there's been another round of funding cuts at NASA. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2527 I guess cloud 9 isn't for everyone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2528 I overheard the medical dispensaries in heaven were being shut down by the AG. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2529 How weird is that guy? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2530 Whenever I see him, I just pretend he's saying "good job!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2531 Turn! Turn! Turn! We don't want to hit that Byrd! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2532 Spirit Airlines adheres to a strict no-late boarding policy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2533 Okay, but only if he's signed up with our rewards program. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2534 But we're not cleared for that airspace, Sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2535 Last time I picked him up, he went on and on about how high he used to live on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2536 This is too weird. We must be in The New Yorker Cartoon Contest. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2537 It’s actually pretty common since Trump’s latest Travel Ban. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2538 Looks like Musk forgot where he parked his Tesla again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2539 Is that what you do when your Cloud is full? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2540 He is High as a kite Captain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2541 “Isn’t Timothy Leary dead”? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2542 That's the ninth cloud he's been on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2543 I guess the Cloud has eliminated the last vestige of IBM's famed white shirts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2544 I won’t say anything, if you don’t. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2545 Don't stop - we're right above a prison. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2546 I don't think he's been cleared by TSA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2547 My brother-in-law was an end timer 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2548 This guy must be high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2549 Another self-flyer run amok. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2550 Do you have your liquids in a plastic bag? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2551 Frequent flyer...but today he'll have to wing it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2552 Told you we were lost, that's the second time we've seen that guy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2553 He'll eat all our Slim Jims and won't chip in for gas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2554 He's trying to redeem miles 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2555 Yes, I have heard of cloud nine but never seen it before. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2556 What do YOU think that cloud looks like? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2557 Do you have any idea why he thinks we're headed in the same direction? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2558 The smog is really getting thick these days. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2559 How about that, there is a cloud nine! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2560 I thinks that's cloud nine. He'll be fine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2561 I'm afraid to pick up anything from the Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2562 Isn't that your brother Ralph? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2563 Don't you always wonder how the knees get ripped out? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2564 So, that's what is in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2565 He must be their poet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2566 Must of had his NRA discount revoked 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2567 Don’t stop, I think he’s high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2568 I thought that there was something funny about those meal tray brownies 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2569 What would St. Christopher do? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2570 It was just a matter of time before ride-sharing went to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2571 I could use the SkyMiles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2572 Don't stop! This could be the latest terrorist ploy! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2573 You the man, Sully! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2574 Cloud Niner to ground control, we got another one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2575 At least bags fly for free 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2576 I don't pick up hitch-hikers unless they are walking 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2577 Keep going, Jeff, all we have is first class. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2578 I must be seeing things. A hitchhiking Zombie from "Night of the Living Dead"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2579 Did you see that guy? What a bum! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2580 He must have missed the Vogon's plane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2581 Ignore him. We aren't allowed to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2582 I guess everybody these days is obsessed with The Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2583 I would, but he's got a carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2584 "Should we tell him we are not heading to heaven but the other place"!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2585 Yesterday he was wearing a crown. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2586 Don't stop - this is a dangerous stretch of sky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2587 Looks like Bob's still in limbo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2588 Looks like somebody's been squeezing the Charmin again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2589 No, the harp is too big for carry-on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2590 Whatever they're paying me, it's not enough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2591 I’ve read about this. Delta is a stickler, when it comes to using your frequent flyer miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2592 Don't Stop. I think something bad might happen if we do. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2593 You know, honestly, this is a secret fantasy I've held for years. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2594 Don't stop for him, there's a prison below us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2595 I always wondered what happen to D.B Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2596 He needs to download that app. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2597 Sorry, we're completely booked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2598 'Are we ever going to be done with the frigging Boomers?' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2599 My mom always told me never to stop for a hitch-hiker. She didn't care how well they were dressed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2600 He must not have read the book. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2601 They say he was hit by a car on his way to Woodstock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2602 He won't get off my cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2603 Getting into the I Cloud is easy but getting out has it’s drawbacks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2604 That extension of the Appalachian Trail has gone way too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2605 don't stop. there are three other people hiding behind that cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2606 Oh look! a skydiver on the run 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2607 I wouldn't stop for him, captain. He definitely looks high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2608 What's that mountain climber doing in the......oh, no...... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2609 Man, I got that song stuck in my head - "Ride, Ride, Ride, Hitchin' a Ride." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2610 Dude is flying higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2611 WHAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2612 How high do you go? There is no time left, Putin made it clear last night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2613 I think he’s one of the characters in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2614 I know we have an empty seat in first class, but it's next to Pruitt. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2615 Are my eyes playing tricks or did we just pass Arthur Dent? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2616 Attention Passengers: Look out the window to your left and you will see the final stop on the Appalachian Trail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2617 A thumb drive in the cloud? I don't stop for mixed metaphors. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2618 We can't - he didn't make it past the TSA agents. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2619 He thinks our next destination is Cloud 9! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2620 By any chance, are you going to Pittsburg? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2621 It is so sad that refugees have to do such dangerous things to escape. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2622 No one stays on Cloud Nine for long. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2623 Don’t make me cite company policy. Remember what happened last time? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2624 Tell him to take a hike. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2625 Ask the stewardess if William Shatner is on board ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2626 I'd pick him up if I thought he'd have my data. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2627 Wish i knew what he was on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2628 Cloud 9 is unavailable 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2629 I wouldn't pick him up, he's definitely high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2630 Fine, but he’all have to sit in economy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2631 Another Rapture wannabe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2632 OMG this totally reminds me of that summer between Freshman and Sophomore year... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2633 Too risky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2634 One day you’re a bit-coin millionaire ... next day you’re a gray cloud pedestrian. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2635 I still don’t get how The Cloud works...? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2636 I’d like to give him a lift, but he’d never fit that bag into the overhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2637 These guys will do anything to skip the TSA line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2638 Now, HIS head is in the clouds! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2639 Well, guess that's what happens when you don't ante up for Spirit's destination fee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2640 So that's what a thumberstorm looks like 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2641 Maybe he's tired of looking at clouds from both sides now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2642 Gee, what do you think that guy is standing on? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2643 Hey! I can pay you for the ride. It's me D. B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2644 Sorry Sully, that's one soul you can't save. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2645 The Stones must be touring again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2646 I guess Cloud 9 isn't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2647 No way that bag would fit in the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2648 In the old days it was, "hitch one's wagon to a star" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2649 We always see these heaven rejects. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2650 Give me a break. I've seen him in first class at least three times. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2651 Angels, I have heard they’re high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2652 Don't even THINK about it, Sullenberger. Sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2653 He needs to cutback on the recreational drugs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2654 It looks like Darwin was right. Even angels evolve. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2655 OMG that's D. B. Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2656 No sign, no dog on rope, no stopping, them's the rules. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2657 Think he has TSA Pre-Check? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2658 With all of these snowbanks and pedestrians around, are you sure this is the runway? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2659 It's okay; you're over the run way for greater America! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2660 That dude’s gotta be high on somethin’... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2661 Good man. He just retrieved his data. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2662 They've been saying Cloud 9 ain't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2663 Security says it’s ok since it looks like he removed his shoes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2664 I heard Heaven wasn’t as much fun as they say. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2665 Nowadays everything is in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2666 hitch hiking on 4/20 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2667 His miles expired. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2668 Do we have room for another non-rev? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2669 Well, that explains the whole D.B. Cooper thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2670 How long has Ozzy Osborne been dead? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2671 Again ! I wish he would pick a cloud and stay there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2672 He must really admire our flying skills. He came a long way to give us a thumbs-up! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2673 Don't stop for him, he looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2674 He's woking on an update to 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2675 Well, looks like he's finally had enough of cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2676 The only way my kids will think this story is cool is if I tell them his backpack had a poop emoji on it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2677 Doesn't he know that hitchhikers are only allowed on the galaxy route? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2678 I just don't think it's safe to stop here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2679 That's our new economy class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2680 Jeez, Arthur Dent has really fallen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2681 I’d feel guilty if he wasn’t going the other way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2682 We're not going to the galaxy, right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2683 He doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would need a ride 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2684 Sorry buddy, this flight's oversold. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2685 Well Captain Sully, what do we do about this one? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2686 WE could drop him off at the next exit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2687 Here's Another Hi(gh) HitchHiker Hank... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2688 Welcome to Cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2689 TSA is getting kind of lax over California. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2690 Wow, old hippie, still hitchhiking! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2691 Gives a new meaning to Fly the Friendly Skies, doesn't it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2692 'Well, we're definitely not in Kansas anymore.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2693 If we pick him up will we be slapped with a sexual harassment suit? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2694 C.G.I. has come a long way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2695 These flying dreams are getting more and more bizarre. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2696 I've heard of mountain goats in cumulus clouds, but never a mountain man! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2697 It's never a good idea to pick up hitchhikers when they're high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2698 Whatta ya know? I guess you can get too high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2699 I thought you said we were over Sacramento? This looks more like San Francisco. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2700 Five bucks says he’s got that guide to the galaxy in his backpack. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2701 I heard about this on Rush! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2702 He's been on cloud 9 since 1968. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2703 He must have missed the bus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2704 I don’t see it if you don’t see it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2705 Looks like that hitchhiker’s a little high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2706 Can I hitch a ride to the stairway to heaven? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2707 It's great to get a thumbs up at this altitude. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2708 That guy still here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2709 Hey, its Woody. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2710 We're good to go. He's going to hop onto the twilight zone flight behind us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2711 This is some transient weather pattern. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2712 Looks like we missed the Rapture. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2713 Smile, we're getting a thumb's up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2714 Nope, the backpack won't fit in the overhead storage bin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2715 Not only have they legalized it, they've made it more potent. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2716 Maybe he has the guide to the galaxy..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2717 Nice to see Douglas Adams again -- 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2718 Can you help a fella out? Due to a TSA snafu, I'm stuck in limbo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2719 Nah, I don't think so. I picked up a guy that looked like him last week and he reeked of jet fuel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2720 Oh, we see them quite often. Poor souls make it to the gates, but don't make the cut. Got a long fall ahead of them and hoping for a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2721 He seems high. Let's not stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2722 He’s been that way ever since his Mod flunked Crirical Design Review 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2723 Not him. He never stops talking. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2724 So that’s where D. B. Cooper landed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2725 Attention passengers, please avert your eyes, we are passing Cloud Nein 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2726 I hear he was dropped off here after someone checked the no fly list 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2727 You think there's any chance he just likes our airplane? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2728 We shouldn't give him anything. He'll probably just buy drugs with it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2729 I think that's illegal... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2730 How many boarding groups are there now? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2731 ‘Don’t stop, we have a full load.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2732 Hey! It's D.B. Cooper. Should we give him a ride? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2733 Are we really that high? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2734 Oh, that guy's on cloud nine again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2735 Look at that! And I thought they were given their own wings? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2736 That's the same guy we saw back on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2737 Yeez, thumbs up does take you places! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2738 Don't stop, he's on the left wing side, it's not of our business, only people on the right side are allowed to fly! We could get fired for breaking the company's rule! And the president is a bit touchy on this... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2739 I imagine he wants to get higher than we'll be going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2740 That guy looks really high, and this "everything is in the cloud" stuff is really out of control. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2741 Heaven Control directs us to runway J as in John, Three Sixteen-er. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2742 I've noticed more of this with the legalization of marijuana. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2743 We must be flying over California. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2744 Super high hiker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2745 Looks like he took the high road. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2746 Can I get an upgrade? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2747 Keep going. He probably wants a ride for the peanuts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2748 Hey Bob, what's that mountain climber doing on top of that cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2749 We shouldn’t pick him up. That guy is as high as a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2750 Poor guy.....if he's still there on the next pass we'll pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2751 We're at capacity, let's hope that dummy in the Tesla picks him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2752 Maybe we can pick him up on the flight back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2753 What's the airline's policy on picking up deadheads? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2754 Don't hang around, baby, twos a crowd. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2755 I thought "The Hitch-hiker's Guide To The Galaxy" was fiction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2756 United's new policy for unruly passengers seems a bit harsh. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2757 Seen him before. He never gets further than Cloud 6. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2758 Let's pick him up, he's TSA Pre, 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2759 Don't pull over. He's doing fine on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2760 What did you say was in that coffee? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2761 I hope he has his towel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2762 This is your captain speaking...We are currently flying over Colorado. If you look out to your left, you will see the Rocky Mountains and one really high hitchhiker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2763 Yes,I know I'm profiling. I just don't like his looks. And you know dam well the backpack hasn't been screened. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2764 Wasn't he here last week? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2765 What would Jesus do? ... Wait, maybe that is Jesus! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2766 Can I hitch a ride? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2767 I blame Elon Musk 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2768 I'd stop but we're out of seats. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2769 No, he's not Douglas Adams. Looks a bit sketchy to me, Captain. Think we should pass on this one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2770 Hitchhiking. Really a lost art 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2771 Be seeing you real soon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2772 ‘I’m pretty sure he’s looking for the Jefferson Airplane.’ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2773 Are you overbooked? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2774 Just more Arthur Dent cosplay. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2775 Yeah, I remember that Stones song. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2776 Looks like another fallen angel trying to catch a lift back to hell on earth. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2777 Just for the record, do you ever feel we don't get enough oxygen in the cockpit? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2778 Don't stop. It's dangerous here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2779 Call me a Luddite, but I just don't think uploading yourself to the cloud is safe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2780 LIMERICK: It seems to be more than a craze...We use it in so many ways... It goes without saying, technology's amazing...Everything's on the cloud now a days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2781 That must be how it feels to fly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2782 As long as nobody finds out what we see up here, we can keep our jobs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2783 Maybe he'll kick in for gas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2784 Wonder what he's paying for cloud services. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2785 I store all my photos in the cloud now,and that's my son Rob. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2786 I really wanted this flight to go off without a hitch. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2787 Wow he looks really high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2788 Legalized pot, another one high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2789 Hey, those brownies we had before take off... Where did you say they came from? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2790 Whos food do you think is better his, or ours? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2791 Cloud nine-thousand? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2792 We just crossed into California. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2793 Well now that's just plane stupid. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2794 Let's give him a free ride, but it's $25 to check his bag. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2795 No, different guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2796 Ignore it. We're behind schedule! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2797 Leave him, he looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2798 That reminds me. How'd that son of yours who invested in Bitcoin do? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2799 Sorry, this is a non-stop flight. Try the next one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2800 Talk about "high". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2801 I guess we can.. he doesn't LOOK like an NRA member. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2802 Whos food do you think is better his, or ours? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2803 Back in coach would be OK, I guess. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2804 Sorry but we are in a bit of a hurry! Try us again tomorrow!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2805 My mother warned me about picking up hitch hikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2806 Better not stop, Cap'n. Economy is totally packed tight, like sardines. There IS one seat available in First Class , but, if we gave him that seat, we'd have a small riot on our hands. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2807 Nah, it's just one of those high altitude parachute jumpers showing off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2808 Sully, your fans really do follow you everywhere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2809 Another high hitchhiker. There's something going on. Think we ought to report it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2810 Shall we save him to the cloud? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2811 Hey Mr. Musk! Got room for one more? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2812 Looks like D. B. Cooper has had a change of heart. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2813 20 years ago, I wouldn't have hesitated, but today you just don't know who you can trust. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2814 I always wondered what happened to that guy from 'The Hitchhiker'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2815 I don't know. Do we really want to take on another airline's problem? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2816 Isn’t that the young Musk boy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2817 We'll just airlift him through security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2818 Better not, think he's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2819 Pre-check is getting out of control. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2820 Don't bother. He never chips in for gas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2821 What some people would do to skip the security lines. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2822 Sure, pal, good luck hitching a ride with a bag that exceeds the maximum carry-on size. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2823 Man alive, it seems like there’s a housing crisis just about everywhere these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2824 Hey! You! Get me off of my cloud? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2825 If we had an open seat, we would have cancelled the flight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2826 Must be the low frills cloud based naivigation 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2827 This, ‘childhood with a comb-over father’, series, really explifies why white males still could be, nay deserve to be, the central figure of new art. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2828 The Coachella lineup must be really strong this year. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2829 How did he get past TSA? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2830 It’s another Air Hiker, WE ONLY TAKE VISA, sir 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2831 Tell him first class isn't going to Houston. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2832 He's probably high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2833 Looks like he had a rough stay on Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2834 I heard the airline retired him mid-flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2835 Whoa, there really is a cloud nine! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2836 They say he used to fly for Pan Am. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2837 Yeah, I heard Amazon is now offering cloud commuting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2838 ...but what if he's carrying over 100mls of liquid? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2839 Looks like Silicon Valley finally started putting people in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2840 He's trying to get back to Atlanta. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2841 leave him be he'll be home in a few steps 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2842 Your son? What a coincidence. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2843 I find it hard to stop for hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2844 Guess he didn't build his wall high enough ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2845 That acid you gave me in Bangkok may be kicking in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2846 Do you think this might be your last flight Pops? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2847 I think I'd better cut down on the Dexedrine for these long flights, Bob. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2848 This airline has a brutal stand-by policy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2849 I hope he doesn’t think that he’ll get overhead space for free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2850 should we stop over at the Bermuda? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2851 who did you say baked those brownies? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2852 Talk about airheads... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2853 Well, I think that solves the D.B. Cooper mystery. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2854 Another Rod Serling casting call. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2855 I wouldn't stop. He looks really high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2856 Tell him we're sorry, this is a nonstop flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2857 eight more to go . . . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2858 That dude's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2859 If he's here on the way back, we'll pick him up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2860 "Someone sent him to the cloud via their computer and now he wants a free ride! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2861 He's a little out of our wheelhouse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2862 Hasn't been the same since the Amtrak cutbacks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2863 He doesn't look like he can pay for jet fuel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2864 Looks like Kerosk is back! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2865 Don't stop. He looks suspicious. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2866 I think he was pretty high on the no fly list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2867 Wait ‘til you see the guy on cloud nine-er. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2868 Looks like St. Peter took early retirement! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2869 Can you give me a ride to heaven? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2870 If you see the hitchhiker, that means we landed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2871 Well the algorithms did also predict Hillary would win. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2872 Hey, isn't that the former secretary of transportation? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2873 Another depressed soul looking for Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2874 If he is still there on our return leg - we could offer him a middle seat in back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2875 His seat was commandeered by a crew member two days ago. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2876 Is that the ‘cloud’ all the kids are talking about? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2877 That guy has got his head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2878 This always happens during fleet week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2879 That's the guy that said he didn't get enough cashews in his bag 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2880 He just wants to get higher. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2881 Looks like Cloud Nine was not his Cup of Tea. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2882 Highjacking with a hitch, that's a new one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2883 The legalization measure must have passed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2884 Damn altimeter is off - we are higher than we thought 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2885 Sorry, we are only seating those on clouds one through eight. We will be with those on cloud nine shortly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2886 Time warp...I think we are in the '60s. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2887 Hitchhikers these days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2888 ...just another "fly-by-night" if I ever saw one! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2889 Maybe we should increase our altitude just a little. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2890 That does it. We both saw him and we both ate the same meal. No more airline food for me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2891 Didn't we pass that guy over St. Louis? He must've bummed a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2892 The checklist is clear on this, Sully. No hitchhikers in a forced landing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2893 Cannabis is legal down there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2894 This wasn't covered in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2895 We've just identified a UFO. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2896 Yeah well prohibition wasn't working so well either 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2897 Keep going. I can tell he's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2898 Maybe if he'd jettisoned the guitar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2899 Roswell, this is XRAYTANGO. Is Area 53 looking for a missing hitch hiker? Over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2900 Definitely, a UFO. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2901 ‘’ I think I just saw Howard Hughes.’’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2902 Don't stop. He may have escaped from a nearby prison. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2903 Definitely a High jacker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2904 Some angels find heaven tiresome. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2905 As long as it's not a mountain goat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2906 Huh, so maybe the brown acid was okay after all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2907 Flying over Colorado has been interesting since they legalized pot. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2908 Do my eyes deceive me, or are ripped jeans back in style? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2909 You say your mother made those brownies? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2910 Temptations. Cloud Nine. 1969. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2911 The real question is how he got there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2912 sign to him : sorry, we've got a full flight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2913 Anywhere on Earth! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2914 Oh, Paul, we used to do that back in the 70s. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2915 Let's stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2916 pretend you don't see him 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2917 We thought he wanted to get a "loft." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2918 Chet, you gotta quit rigging your urine tests. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2919 “Ascension is a cool thing but it has its limits”. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2920 I'm not liking TSA Post. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2921 This is why we're always late getting into Laguardia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2922 The other passengers won't mind if we stop... right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2923 Between the devil and the deep sea choose one . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2924 “Get a job”. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2925 Guess he's never heard Gordon Lightfoot's Early Morning Rain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2926 I would stop, but I gave up hitchhikers for Lent. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2927 "Should we pick him up"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2928 It’s not as disturbing as that Twilight Zone episode with William Shatner. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2929 Think I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2930 Am I having your LSD flashback? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2931 Don't stop, probably a hijacker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2932 I guess Elon's battery ran dry. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2933 He looks suspicious to me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2934 Looks like we’ve got another SpaceX breakdown. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2935 He's never going to get a ride dressed like that. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2936 Looks like he's seen that rough weather. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2937 Don't pick him up. He's too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2938 Another downside to legalized marijuana! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2939 I am beginning to think that a career with Greyhound Airlines was a mistake. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2940 Pick him up, but he’s gotta’ check that bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2941 No way! It would undermine our entire business model. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2942 It looks like his carry-on might be too big. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2943 He's always trying to get to cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2944 I was on my way to San Francisco. But now my plans are up in the air. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2945 Oi! Phish still sucks rooster wattle! This here's the CRAZY PLANE!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2946 Ignore him. He has to go through check in, just like everyone else. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2947 Forget it, Sully. One miracle is enough. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2948 Let’s not stop, he’d probably try to pay with SkyMiles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2949 Don't stop, I'm sure It's a hologram test from the TSA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2950 "He's probably on a pilgrimage to his data". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2951 Trust me, he's no angel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2952 Look no more stops. I already let you out to use the bathroom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2953 Isn't that the guy who wrote 'God Is My Co-Pilot'? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2954 Ya know, that could be God. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2955 Maybe he doesn't know this is a non-stop flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2956 Should we give him a lift? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2957 Hi. I'm Doug. Everybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2958 There's a guy whose travel plans are really up in the air. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2959 Hitchhiker at nine o'clock. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2960 No, we don't give a ride to anyone floating on Cloud Nine! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2961 Well I'd like to, but I don't think he could afford the checked baggage fee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2962 Basic Coach? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2963 No, that's cloud 8. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2964 I wouldn't pick him up. He looks high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2965 How does he expect us to stop? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2966 Like we're gonna stop to pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2967 He’s got a problem? Aren’t clouds like that often seen on mountain peaks? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2968 I wouldn't do it. Last time we picked one up, he drank all the booze in First Class, and then wanted to be dropped off over JFK. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2969 LAX. We have a hitchhiker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2970 Keep going...He's standing on cloud eight. We're only allowed to pick up people on the next cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2971 We'll pick you up but that bag will need to be checked 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2972 OK. But one more and I'm converting! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2973 Hay, that's the same guy i saw hitch-hiking out of Woodstock ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2974 There’s another one in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2975 This is Delta Flight 2020. We just had a spotting of Wayne LaPierre of the NRA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2976 Nah, let him buy a Stairway to Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2977 That dude's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2978 We’re so buzzed. You think he could fly this sucker? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2979 Didn't we pass that guy 3,000 miles ago? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2980 On your left, you can see a guardian angel sky-hitching to his next assignment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2981 Could you check the oxygen level in the cockpit? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2982 Do you think he has a guide to the galaxy? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2983 Ignore him ...we're overbooked . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2984 Keep flying - I can just tell that he won't let us check that bag. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2985 Those new Air Jordans are amazing but he should drop down to 31,000 to catch anything going east. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2986 Too bad we're full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2987 He's been heading for Haight-Ashbury since ‘67. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2988 ...I don't know but my Mom always told me not to pick up hitchhiker's. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2989 Don't stop. Bees in disguise won't fool me this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2990 I've never heard of the "Woodstock Triangle". Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2991 He looks high to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2992 I liked Supergirl better. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2993 He can stand on a cloud but still needs a ride from us? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2994 Thankfully, we aren't going where you are. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2995 Well what do you know - Peter Fonda - the Easy Rider is still standing on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2996 What a long, strange trip he's had! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2997 Cooper's lookin' pretty good for his age. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2998 First time I've ever seen the guy up here without his "GALAXY?" placard. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2999 He's probly on his way over to Cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3000 He used up his iCloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3001 Another one on cloud eight. So close, yet so far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3002 Hey, that's the same guy who was here yesterday. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3003 We're sorry, but the door has closed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3004 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Troposphere 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3005 My miles got me to somewhere over Omaha, and I've been thumbing rides ever since. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3006 Do you think his Tesla battery died? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3007 Now that is what I call a real California High. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3008 Check the procedure manual 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3009 There is no more room in the head-room compartment for his back pack. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3010 Remember, no hitchhikers above 10,000 feet, except for angels. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3011 He's still trying to get to Woodstock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3012 I thought that show was fiction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3013 According to Cloud Man, we fly good! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3014 We can pick him up on the way back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3015 Don't stop! That is how every horror movie begins! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3016 First drones ....now whatever the hell that is. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3017 Just another lost soul finding his way to ChoirInvisable Fest 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3018 Yes to the wing, no to the prayer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3019 I think thumbs up means he just wants to get higher. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3020 Jesus Christ ! ....... he's hitch hiking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3021 Sorry, this flight is overbooked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3022 There he is again on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3023 Buddy Christ, always looking for a ride 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3024 We always get Elvis sightings on this run. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3025 We only have spare seats in first class, keep going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3026 I guess he’s finished polishing the silver linings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3027 Hey why not? Let's give Timothy O'Leary a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3028 Forget, Cap; the last guy I picked up stank up the whole cabin. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3029 I don't know what's happened to him. He used to be so down-to-earth. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3030 I guess he's out of cloud storage. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3031 Let's stop. He might have gas money. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3032 He seems safe enough, but I hate to pull over in all this air traffic. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3033 Nah, it can't be my brother; he doesn't play guitar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3034 Too bad. There are plenty of seats, but there's no space left in the overhead bins for his hand luggage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3035 Absolutely not! We're no longer taxiing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3036 And they say upward mobility is on the decline! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3037 I would not stop even if it were J C. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3038 I hope he clears the wing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3039 hey, pull over! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3040 Rodger, I don't know captain, my mother told me to never talk to strangers, over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3041 They should have stopped trying to save money and pursed a through ticket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3042 Oh great, he saw you looking at him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3043 keep moving forward. it's all in the past. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3044 I guess D. B. Cooper's parachute never deployed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3045 He made it this far, he can make it the rest of the way. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3046 Roger, Denver. We're definitely not over Kansas anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3047 Go 'round, cap'n. I think that's D. B.! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3048 Don’t stop. We’ve got a full flight as it is. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3049 We can’t pick him up. He’s standing on the wrong side of the flight path. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3050 He's been there ever since they published "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3051 Your brush strokes need work 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3052 Wow Sully, even the angels are homeless. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3053 No kidding! They’re making it uber to redeem those miles these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3054 I’ve never been this high in my life. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3055 He always misses his bus. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3056 If it’s not Douglas Adams, then who is it? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3057 Someone should tell him his thumb is the wrong way 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3058 He should have taken the voucher. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3059 Cloud 9 is not all that great I want out............ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3060 He'll still have to pay $25 to check the backpack. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3061 He must be high if he thinks we’re going to pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3062 Ralph, some days it's a good thing you're blind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3063 Economy seating ain't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3064 Shirley he doesn’t think we could vector that cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3065 Hey! Dude! Get off of my cloud! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3066 Sulley and crew are confused. "Is that really D.B. Copper? Arthur Dent?" Fact or fiction? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3067 Last time we gave that guy a ride all he did was preach. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3068 Do you think he called an Uber? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3069 Occasionally, visitors to the National Air and Space Museum like to pretend that they are hitchhiking in the sky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3070 Yeah, we should pick him up; we could use the gas money. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3071 You've read what the manual says about Skyjacking, ignore him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3072 Looks like the stairway to heaven is broken again 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3073 I'd love to stop for the guy but our overhead compartments are full. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3074 And here's Cloud 9. Hey, was that you when you met Mom? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3075 Don't stop. We must be near a prison. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3076 Don't stop the plane, Tom. He looks like he is high on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3077 I would like to see the guy who got him up on cloud 9 in the first place... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3078 So that's where the hitchhikers went 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3079 We'll pick him up on the way back! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3080 Far out, man. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3081 Sorry. We're only going as far as Pittsburgh. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3082 Don't stop for him. Our economy class is already filled. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3083 Who’s Rod Serling?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3084 Guess someone once told him “It’s my way or the high way.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3085 I'm done pickin' up hitch-hikers here. Any time I ask 'em a question, they all say the same thing: 42. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3086 He’ll be Ok. He’s just channeling Douglas Adams. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3087 Culture shock? Nah. He won’t have any idea we’re in the 2000s. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3088 Some people just don't understand the Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3089 TSA Pre-check 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3090 If he's your guardian angel, maybe I should take the controls. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3091 I never pick up a cloud hitchhacker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3092 He must have just grabbed a few things from the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3093 Just ignore him. He's been around the Galaxy a few too many times. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3094 Is this some sort of test? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3095 I am so very frustrated with the current state of affairs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3096 We're not stopping. He's obviously high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3097 I It's just the Microsoft nerd. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3098 No more towers? Air traffic controllers are on the cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3099 I think that's Steve Jobs ... on the Google cloud! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3100 Should we stop? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3101 Pay no attention. It’s a hologram. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3102 Think he misunderstood ...he's using the cloud for back"packing" up! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3103 No can do. We're banking south shortly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3104 Need ride to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3105 Sorry, we boarded two hours ago. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3106 Oversized backpack. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3107 Huston: it looks like were going to be the first country to send a man to space on a marshmallow cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3108 It's the 60s all over again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3109 Cloud 9 is fine when you finish your thesis, but you still need a job. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3110 These skies aren't what they used to be 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3111 Don't stop. He never chips in for fuel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3112 Looks like that guy aligns with the left wing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3113 And I thought drones were annoying. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3114 I say we keep going. The guy is obviously high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3115 I've got two tickets to paradise, won't you pack your bags and we'll leave tonight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3116 Naw. He's on his way to heaven. We're goin' the other way. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3117 ...and on your left you'll see D.B. Cooper still trying to bitch a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3118 We just might get a sequel out of this, Sully. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3119 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, we're cruising at an altitude of 20,000 feet. Don't be alarmed if you see strange creatures out the windows. If any manage to get on the wings we'll do our best to shake them off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3120 It looks like Cloud Nine isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3121 It looks like someone missed his shuttle. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3122 Sorry buddy, we’ve got a full plane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3123 Yea, that guy stores everything on the "Cloud" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3124 That Nobel really went to his head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3125 I would, but there’s not enough aerospace. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3126 Can I get a lift to Cloud Nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3127 Let it go. The next Tesla will get him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3128 Ignore cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3129 You know the drill. 'No UFO Jokes' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3130 I don't know, I've heard those cloud-based hitchhikers carry viruses. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3131 Dunno if it’s the LSD or the Whiskey, but I think I’m seeing things! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3132 I know it's distracting, but the Purgatory route saves us two hours. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3133 That’s Bob. He traded in his harp for a guitar in the 60’s. He was good. But not good enough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3134 you know, this 'cloud' business has gone WAY too far 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3135 That obsteperous guy we tossed out on Monday - still out there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3136 That s it! No more acid 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3137 I said hey,hey you,you get offa my cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3138 Hitchhikers have high hopes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3139 I don't think so…we're full-up back in economy 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3140 The only safe place to hitchhike, I suppose. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3141 So sad. I remember when angels had wings and did their own flying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3142 Okay, but he'll have to check the bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3143 They call it cloud commuting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3144 Wasn't he selling flowers the last time we flew this route? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3145 I saw him outside the last rest stop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3146 That must be cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3147 Just ignore him. He could fly if he wanted to. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3148 "Attention passengers, out of your left window you will see purgatory". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3149 We apologize, but the doors at the gate have already closed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3150 It's probably just a weather balloon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3151 Don't pick him up.He looks like hes high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3152 I didn't know we could throw them off anywhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3153 Uh uh. I never stop for someone I don't know. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3154 Cloud nine is never what they imagined. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3155 That’s my brother-in-law. I’d keep driving unless you want to hear about gravity being a government conspiracy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3156 I would have stopped to pick him up pre-9/11. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3157 " Flight 1975, this is Ground Control to Major Tom: Sky Pilot be aware of men Hitchin a Ride." - over 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3158 I always wondered if that was possible........... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3159 Isn't that Elon Musk? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3160 I’d love to pick him up but I don’t trust the air brakes 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3161 Angels don't have wings anymore? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3162 Not with that as a carry-on bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3163 Should we pick him up or do you think he's just too high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3164 I'll bet he just read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3165 After driving through space, Starman realized he had to get home on his own. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3166 Cloud nine has no landing strip. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3167 Looks like D. B. Cooper is still up here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3168 Missed his connection from Canaveral. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3169 Talk about having your head in the clouds 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3170 Third time this week. Will this guy ever make it to cloud nine? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3171 Well, at least he gets overhead bin space. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3172 Going my way?, I just passed him on I-95. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3173 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit LSD. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3174 Just ignore him. This happens every time they reprint that damned Guide. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3175 Don't stop, Jerry, that guy looks high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3176 Hard to believe spring break is here already. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3177 Don't pick him up - that guy just got dragged off a United flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3178 Are you sure there's nothing about this in the flight manual?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3179 Just avoid eye contact. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3180 Eh... looks like Elon forgot where he parked again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3181 We do appreciate your patience, ladies and gentlemen. Now, if no one else has any complaints, we'll be on our way. Thank you for flying the friendly skies. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3182 He is in the proper upright and locked position. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3183 It's Kerouac again. He can't seem to settle down anywhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3184 The stairway to heaven must be open to the public again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3185 Twenty bucks says he can land this thing at LAX, and everyone survive 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3186 He doesn't look high from here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3187 He's discovered the only thing we don't have a fee for. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3188 We can take you as far as Cloud Eight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3189 Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy indeed! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3190 I’d pick him up, but it doesn’t look like that bag will fit in the overhead compartment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3191 Never again....one more rendition of Kum ba yah and I'll nose dive this sucker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3192 Just another falling angel dangling. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3193 That's Cloud 9, Buddy - not Gate 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3194 they load everything to the cloud these days 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3195 I say pick him up. He's got the face of an angel! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3196 Just another economy passenger looking for an upgrade. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3197 He kinda looks like Douglas Adams. You know, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3198 What the hell is Benjamin Schwartz doing outside his cartoon, man? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3199 Again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3200 He can take the stairway back too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3201 " He souldn't have never bought a used Tesla". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3202 If he thinks he can get by security with that trick he’s out of his mind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3203 No way! Not until he's gone through airport security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3204 Did you press the Improbability Drive button again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3205 Looks good from where I’m standing 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3206 This is why I really like being an Uber pilot 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3207 I only pick up people if they're heading to Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3208 Unless we get a TSA. O.K., we can’t take a chance! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3209 Laguardia’s so crowded, they’re storing passengers on the cloud now. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3210 Don't make eye contact. They just want you to feel guilty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3211 Don't stop for him, he's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3212 Cloudy but clearing, Roger that weather dude!. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3213 What a coincidence. I just finished "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3214 Old out-take from 'The Twilight Zone.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3215 Ignore him. He's hitchhiking to Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3216 Flight control says if we see the hippie then we’ve gone too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3217 It's Throwback Thursday for ride sharing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3218 Erm, let's just stop for the next one... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3219 (Co-pilot), "No really I saw this on the Twilight Zone".......(Pilot), "It doesn't matter where you saw it ...what we see we up here stays up here..." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3220 Cloud nine might be overrated. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3221 Don't stop. He looks shady. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3222 I thought the book was fiction. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3223 Next time lets use the GPS. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3224 It’s not a good place to stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3225 GOOD IM NOT DRIVING. I'VE BEEN DRINKING. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3226 Never pick up a hitchhiker when you’re eight miles high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3227 Keep looking straight, there's nothing to see on the side. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3228 Okay, but we'll have to download him from the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3229 Probably just the latest TSA security test. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3230 It's too bad this is a nonstop flight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3231 Wow, I just remembered my password. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3232 This is how every splatter film starts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3233 Man, I told you those mushrooms tasted weird. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3234 I didn't know the frequent flyer miles expired. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3235 I think he is trying to get to cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3236 Looks like Dent forgot his towel 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3237 Another one who travels on a wing and a prayer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3238 This must have been what life was like before ride-sharing apps. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3239 That guy must be sky high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3240 We're entering California airspace. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3241 Most of them are headed to cloud nine, but that’s not on our route, so it would be best to leave it to the planes that are headed there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3242 He must be our deadhead to San Francisco. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3243 There’s one empty seat. Too bad it’s in first class. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3244 I guess he got lost on his way to Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3245 That must have been some kick ass weed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3246 Let’s keep driving. He looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3247 Poor devil...Cloud Nine must not be what it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3248 No, more turn around flights management said we need to think outside of the box tell him we are overbooked works for me 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3249 What's he high on? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3250 I’m not stopping. I don’t like his altitude. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3251 Don't stop; he's clearly high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3252 It's some dorky guy with a quizzical look on his face - that's not art! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3253 I notice his thumb is pointed upward. Do you think he is trying to hitchhike to heaven? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3254 I think God is trying to tell us something. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3255 That’s what happens when you end up on Cloud Eight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3256 It's probably just a quantum fluctuation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3257 Delta, stop! I want a flight out of Georgia. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3258 For the passengers on the left, not to worry, this is a non-stop flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3259 Oh, he's just in economy standby class 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3260 Is HE the guy who wrote Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3261 Guess he dropped the tin-can schtick 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3262 Looks like an opportunity for UBER to expand its horizons ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3263 Sky pilot to galaxy hitchhiker do you read over 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3264 Another backpacker who couldn't finish the Vapor Trail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3265 I guess we do one way trips to Heaven now too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3266 Do you have any checked luggage? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3267 E.T. is stranded again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3268 I thought you told that guy to get off of my cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3269 Getting tired of his views about life,the universe an everything? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3270 The FAA is always watching, but this surveillence idea isn't very well grounded. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3271 I'm sure someone will stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3272 he really wants to maintain his gold status...! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3273 There he is again on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3274 I hate stopping for these extreme discount standby passengers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3275 We're the Friendly Skies, but not that friendly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3276 Well that's one way to earn SkyMiles. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3277 "Another wistful silver lining searcher". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3278 Well, I guess now I've seen everything. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3279 This is what happens when you mix inflight Wi-Fi, cloud computing, and the Bermuda Triangle. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3280 Keep flying, I've got a feeling this one's no angel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3281 Yeah I also had the fish. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3282 Let's not pick him up. Looks like he's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3283 He's not using oxygen -- we must be below 20,000 feet. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3284 Pick him up! He has the guide to the galaxy! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3285 Oh, that's just Douglas Adams, the eternal hitchhiker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3286 Somebody need to teach that guy how to download from the the cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3287 Hey man, get a job! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3288 Last time I picked him up, all he talked about was some new ride share app. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3289 It lacks a human element. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3290 Another drifter! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3291 No room in coach, and the overhead bins are full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3292 We can't Captian, this one's too high 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3293 Must have been ticketed in basic economy when they played musical chairs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3294 We just dropped you off and can't stop again until 3:30 when we pick you up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3295 How can you stand on a cloud?" "I don't know." "Because you have a jet pack! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3296 Oh so that's what happens to United passengers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3297 Tower, just passing Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3298 It's just the iCloud repair guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3299 You can upload anything to the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3300 Poor guy, he wants to finish his 5th farewell tour. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3301 We’re supposed to pick up our Air Marshal around this elevation, but that guy looks a little too high to be an Air Marshal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3302 He must have backed-up everything to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3303 No! Absolutely not. May I remind you what happened, the last time you said, "They look Harmless"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3304 Isn't that the S.O.B. that laughs when you stop for him and says, " Just kidding!"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3305 Just what we need: another poet with his head in the clouds! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3306 Elon Musk’s Tesla must have run out of juice. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3307 We wouldn't have room for the carry on 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3308 Hitching a ride down from Cloud 9 is a bitch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3309 It's D. B. Cooper. Maybe he wants to give himself up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3310 Unless he has a guitar, forget it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3311 I had no idea 'A hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy' was an autobiography . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3312 Heaven knows, Mr. Alyson. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3313 Geese ahead. Captain, please pay attention. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3314 Ha! Remember Harold! And how we asked him for one little thing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3315 You never know what people store in their Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3316 My rideshare app says he's going from Seventh Heaven to Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3317 This is the problem with cars in space 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3318 Burning Man is terrible this year 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3319 At least he’s not flipping us off this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3320 That must be really good pot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3321 I think he's high enough. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3322 Keep going. We just passed a correctional facility. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3323 I thought the Cloud was for storage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3324 Sorry, no upgrades available. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3325 Same guy, out here every week, and each time, he's insists not an Angel, the Devil or Millennial. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3326 We told him repeatedly,”there would be consequences if he didn’t move his backrest to an upright position. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3327 Another one trying to avoid the TSA check in lines. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3328 Don't look! Thats not our cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3329 I guess He really doesn’t have a plan. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3330 Uber-Air still has some kinks to work out 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3331 That's one service I never thought would move to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3332 I have always wondered how those things stay up in the air. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3333 Hey, Isn't that the guy from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3334 Probably a hacker who got lost in the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3335 Boy, air traffic control really took a hit with those budget cuts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3336 Don’t pull over Bob. The cabin’s full of sky-hitchers today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3337 Ah...should we tell him his airline miles only get him to Cloud 5? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3338 And you said the ICloud was in North Carolina. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3339 That's weird, nobody hitchhikes anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3340 Isn't that the guy they wouldn't let on? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3341 I know everything's moving to the cloud, but... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3342 If we can get him with the checked baggage fee, I don't see why not. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3343 The wingspan on the A320?? About 120 feet, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3344 He must be the guy who wouldn't put his tray table up last year. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3345 I never thought that is what angels look like. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3346 It's this guy again, still hoping for a free ride to cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3347 He's a loose-thumbed godlet craving an upgrade. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3348 I'd guess he's headed to Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3349 Approach, this is niner- two-four. We have a visual on the runaway 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3350 any chance you are going to Jersey? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3351 I'm not using your help to get high, I promise. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3352 Can't he see that we're not going up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3353 You don't see that many hitchhikers anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3354 yep we are now flying over colorado 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3355 I hope that is a parachute he is wearing. Rain is coming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3356 Looks like Cumulous Air was overweight again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3357 "Face it dude: here comes homo polex in friendly skies". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3358 You know, there's his old lady and dog hiding somewhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3359 Some people will do anything for a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3360 Makes you wonder what Heaven is like when you see these guys trying to escape. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3361 He got bumped from the red-eye to Orlando. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3362 forget it...that duffle bag exceeds the allowed dimensions for the overhead baggage compartment 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3363 I don't know, Captain... he looks high as a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3364 Thesenbums are everywhere, just ignore him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3365 No way - didn't you ever see the movie "The Hitcher"? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3366 Sorry pal, these skies aren’t that friendly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3367 They said gate nine, not cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3368 Douglas Adams fans are regularly spotted here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3369 For some reason, every time we fly past that guy, I think of Rod Serling 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3370 Sorry dude, Patagonia is not on the flight plan 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3371 Ignore him or he'll start bothering every plane that flies by. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3372 My wife told me not to pick up strangers! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3373 I'd give him a ride he looks cirrus 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3374 Imagine having to sit on a cloud playing a harp all day, every day, forever and forever.....you'd want out too. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3375 He always hangs around here. Just try not to make eye contact. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3376 Ten bucks says United. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3377 Well I guess the could migration program is complete! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3378 Heaven isn't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3379 Wanna get high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3380 Why not, we are short a flight attendant! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3381 Welcome to your final destination See you soon! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3382 Oh yeah, that’s just Jesus trying to jerk your chain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3383 Sorry dude, but we're going back down. If you want a lift, you'll have to wait for the spaceship. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3384 Looking elsewhere for immunity. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3385 You're right, that's not a cumulus cloud, it's a plume of marijuana smoke. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3386 It happens whenever we serve magic mushrooms in first class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3387 You think that’s the guy with the guide to the galaxy in his backpack? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3388 Usually his dog is with him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3389 This guy's lighter than air...and dig those crazy pants... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3390 That's pretty disturbing to see clouds as solid matter. Maybe we should be more careful. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3391 Why would anyone want to leave Cloud Nine? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3392 Well, the forecast did say cloudy with a chance of Cobain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3393 There goes the neighborhood. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3394 Makes you wonder what's in the bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3395 Don't worry, I was a hitchhiker too when we took off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3396 Is that a hitchhiker or am I really high? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3397 Do you have a few bucks on you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3398 I don’t know. He looks a little high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3399 Wow, they reaccommodated the hell out of that guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3400 My Roadster ran out of gas! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3401 Remember when hitchhiking wasn’t weird? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3402 Once they lose their wings they can be real pests. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3403 It's work a shot. Consider the return on 200 thousand since '71. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3404 Dad!? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3405 I guess he bought the guide to the friendly skies by mistake. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3406 Bumped in mid-flight never a good sign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3407 Mile High Club, party of one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3408 Millenials, to your left, smirk as we pass by; you’ll find the last living vestige of a Baby Boomer's failed attempt to "upload to the cloud.” 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3409 We don't have enough leg room. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3410 I thought this was the highway to heaven. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3411 Los Angeles? That's where we're headed! Stopping first in Detroit & laying over in Portland… 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3412 He must be really tripping. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3413 And passengers in Basic Economy are reminded that things could be marginally worse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3414 That's the same guy who was out there last week. Do you still think he's only a mirage, not a hallucination? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3415 He refused to use the overhead compartment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3416 Apparently, cloud 9 is not all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3417 Cloud commuting! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3418 I take hitchhiking to the next level 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3419 Sorry, Buddy, we're full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3420 Do you think he's past PSA? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3421 Millenials, to your left, smirk as we pass by; in the flesh you’ll find another Baby Boomer's failed attempt to "upload to the cloud" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3422 He's TSA Free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3423 It's amazing what people will try to get away with in a carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3424 Oh no, it's God again, testing whether humans are kind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3425 That awkward moment when you land on Cloud 8 instead of Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3426 He's been high a kite since '67. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3427 Old Elvis? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3428 We were warned about the guys who didn't get Gold. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3429 Millennials think they can do anything 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3430 Pretend like you don't see him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3431 Don't do it, I saw twilight zone. I know how this ends. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3432 Is he kidding? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3433 The airline did assure us they were working on some new routes 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3434 Don't even think about it 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3435 Ok, fine, but he’s going to have to check that bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3436 The Captain says it's a brain-dead old hippie high on Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3437 Looks like another icloud deserter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3438 Looks like Captain Jack got high last night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3439 Wow, the dude is literally eight miles high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3440 We can't stop, thats not a carry-on he has! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3441 Ground control, I believe we've found Major Tom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3442 Looks like a "fly by the seat of your pants" kind of guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3443 Sully, how many flights is too many flights? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3444 Apparently we didn't waive our change fee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3445 it's up to us the lawyers find neither stratospheric law nor precedent. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3446 He’ll want to come back if he sees LaGuardia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3447 Getting down from Cloud nine... that's the hard part 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3448 Sully, I know you are all about helping people and saving lives, but picking up hitchhikers is dangerous! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3449 He must have missed the cumulonimbus. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3450 He got there on Maryjane. He can get home on Maryjane 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3451 Ever since Space X sent up that car, I've seen more and more of these guys. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3452 We're entering California airspace. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3453 tell him we'll come back for him 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3454 Should I tell him we’re fully booked or do you think he’s so high that he won’t understand? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3455 Nope. He doesn't have Global Re-entry. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3456 What galaxy do you think he is from? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3457 We'll I guess we've got cloud commuting now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3458 “Don’t look Sulley, it only encourages them”. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3459 There's another guy that doesn't know anything about BBQ's 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3460 First came cloud computing, and now we’ve got cloud commuting.ppppp 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3461 We can't pick him up, his carry-on's too big. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3462 Just another unsuccessful migration to the Cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3463 You've heard of flying hell? That's flying purgatory. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3464 Most amazing thing about the cloud? Unlimited access. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3465 He’s probably harmless, and he needs to get off that cloud, but I cannot justify waiving the baggage fee for him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3466 "I always thought that when Jesus returned to Earth, he'd just, you know, appear. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3467 I guess he never read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3468 TSA doesn't allow us to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3469 A hitch-hiker on a cloud , no more cannabis for me ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3470 How on earth did he get here!?!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3471 Some people aren't cut out for the exit row. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3472 Probably just looking for a lift to cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3473 Can you believe there are still Deadheads out there? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3474 Those TSA prechecks are getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3475 I must admit, he has lofty expectations. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3476 Let's pick him up. We were in college once too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3477 I think he wants to go up to Cloud Nine." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3478 I can never tell if they want a ride or they're just giving us a thumbs up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3479 Appears he’s lost his guide to the universe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3480 I hope he realizes we no longer serve food. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3481 Sully, we don't have time to pick up hitchhikers. We are in the middle of a crisis! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3482 Cloud culture. Get used to it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3483 Black Panther was awesome, seriously. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3484 Layover Terminal for Air Acme U-Save. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3485 Let him walk. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3486 Hmm, rethinking my plan to put my personal data in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3487 He should have gone through Atlanta. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3488 Looks like cloud 9 is not all it's chalked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3489 Did you ever watch the Twilight Zone? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3490 Do you think he would be willing to kick in for gas? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3491 I am not giving D.B. Cooper another ride 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3492 Guess the Beats are back, still going nowhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3493 Elon Musk needs to get on this. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3494 You wonder how he makes a living hitchhiking from one galaxy to another. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3495 It's a whole different job now that Burning Man has moved to the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3496 So this is what happens when you crash into the ocean. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3497 He probably just wants a lift to the nearest Air B&B 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3498 That's the guy that got off Mick Jagger's cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3499 This cloud surfing thing has gone too far 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3500 It's too bad we're overbooked. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3501 Airbus-stop number 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3502 No way, Sully! You can’t save everyone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3503 That's cloud four our hub is cloud nine 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3504 Everyone has to get to cloud 9 somehow 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3505 Unbelievable. There is no way that carry-on will fit in the overhead compartment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3506 Isn't that what Lyft is for? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3507 I would but we're at capacity now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3508 I can't see his feet but I bet he's wearing wingtips. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3509 I wouldn't stop, he's obviously high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3510 First baggage, now standby! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3511 Thanks, dude. We appreciate your thumbs up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3512 Sorry buddy - non- stop flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3513 If we pick him up, we'll have to hear the story about how he was robbed and left on a deserted cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3514 If he wants a ride, he's going to have to bump someone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3515 My no good brother-in-law. Ignore him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3516 Is he high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3517 Still there? Why doesn't he just walk? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3518 Who does he think we are--Spirit Airlines? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3519 He ran out of frequent flyer miles over Atlanta. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3520 He’s really gone the extra mile. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3521 Is he high or are we low? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3522 So that's where D.B. Cooper went. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3523 Only if he gets rid of his nail clipper and bottle of water. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3524 Do you see what I see? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3525 Jim, you gotta try this coffee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3526 Climb. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3527 The Tower said he could board from Cloud 9, but the airline says his carry on is too big. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3528 I guess we have everything in the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3529 He's been on standby for years. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3530 Hi I am your cloud storage server 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3531 That's the third one. Should we stop? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3532 Wow, I can't remember the last time I saw anyone hitchhiking. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3533 ‘We’re not the only ones flying high!’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3534 I would, but the last time he tried to crash at my place. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3535 Maybe he thinks we're a VW bus. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3536 Captain: ‘Going up to the spirit in the sky...’ Co-Pilot: ‘...spirit in the sky.’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3537 And risk our on-time arrival rating. I don’t think so. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3538 Nice gesture, but he should have just ‘Liked’ us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3539 I hope he knows ‘Stairway to Heaven’. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3540 Never pass up a guardian angel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3541 He’s been there forever. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3542 You want to pick him up?? Cirrusly??? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3543 Don’t look. You’ll only encourage him 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3544 I’d pick him up, but we’re about to go through the Bermuda Triangle and it seems like tempting fate. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3545 I could swear I saw him at a Dead Concert a while ago. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3546 Wow, he looked a lot smaller on the simulator. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3547 I gave a ride to one last week, but he wanted to smoke dope so I had to kick him off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3548 That's my soccer coach from sixth grade. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3549 The Pilot has realized a little late that the flight was overbooked. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3550 Love to help the guy, but don't have TSA to frisk him for weapons... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3551 Thanks to Spacex, everyone's trying to get into higher orbit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3552 I know you think all homeless people are jerks, but this brother is an angel! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3553 Hey look, that’s the fifth hobo angel since Detroit! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3554 We should tell him that there no longer are flights to Woodstock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3555 Ignore him. He needs a ride to the SkyMall. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3556 Isn’t that the big air dude! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3557 Have you ever seen a grown man naked? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3558 We can't. That is more than 4 ounces of liquid. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3559 Don't worry- he's with me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3560 Hay, wasn't he the star of hitch hiker guide to the universe? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3561 Isn't that the guy who was missing off of the passenger manifest? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3562 We have that empty seat in first class, but he's not your coat and tie kind of passenger. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3563 He looks like he skipped TSA and went straight to LSD. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3564 I'm not surprised. All the music's in the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3565 I bet he's headed to Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3566 But will his backpack fit in the overhead? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3567 Is that an iCloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3568 Better make a U turn, I think that's Jesus 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3569 Ah Hell, that's my sister's kid, we gotta pick him up. He obviously forgot, NEXT week is 'Bring loser nephew to work day!' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3570 YOU KNOW THE COMPANY POLICY "NO HITCHHIKERS" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3571 I still think I am good enough to be on "Twilight Zone"...... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3572 Nope. Everybody goes through TSA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3573 I don't think he's going our way 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3574 ”Stopped takin’ them ever since Manson died”. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3575 That guy is definitely high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3576 I'm serious. "Forty two" IS the answer! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3577 Just act like you don't see him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3578 I've always wondered where the 70s ended up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3579 Permission to retrieve my emotional support dog, Captain? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3580 Holy Hitchhiker!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3581 ‘He must’ve got in with the wrong cloud’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3582 I'd pick him up, but he looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3583 times are changing 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3584 I wouldn’ t stop sir, we’re in a prison zone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3585 Look's like someone forgot their guide to the galaxy... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3586 Those budget airline layovers are rough. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3587 Maybe he has some Bud Light? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3588 Living on cloud nine isn’t what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3589 He is heading Up; We are heading East. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3590 He's on his way down, too, I suppose. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3591 We can take you as far as The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3592 If we pick hime up, we can make up the time between here and the coast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3593 It's amazing what they keep on the Cloud these days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3594 Only if he's willing to kick in for gas. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3595 Hey, isn't that the guy who used to live on Cloud Nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3596 I'd pick him up, but his carry-on is over the size limit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3597 So, the song goes "What if God was one of us. Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the bus. Tryin to make his way home." An so now, there he is, everyday. Nevermind the bus part. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3598 That sure looks like Elon Musk. Should we offer him a ride? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3599 As long as he is not on the no flying list I don’t care 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3600 The number of boarding groups has gotten out of control. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3601 We can always waive the baggage fee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3602 Flying standby has taken a turn for the worse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3603 Did you ever read "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3604 I don't know. What do you think TSA would say? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3605 Sometimes it doesn't pay to get bumped 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3606 He's been trying to get to his 'final destination' all week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3607 In his defense, there’s a lot less competition up here. Do you think he’s cold? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3608 Can't risk it - he's not TSA pre ?? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3609 I remember when I used to get that high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3610 Get a load of this guy's flotation device. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3611 Attention passengers, our flight has been overbooked. Many of you will have to find your own way home. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3612 Let's keep going. I hate those jeans with the pre-torn knees. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3613 There is definitely something special in the air! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3614 Are ripped jeans a thing again? I just can't keep up with these trends. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3615 This time he pays full fare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3616 Well if you want to come back and get him on the way to your Nirvana connection, fine by me Ted, but I'm not taking him with us to Elysium. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3617 Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Door 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3618 Maybe if the last album had been better. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3619 Sully, don't do it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3620 He should have read the fine print before buying basic economy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3621 I say if he's still here on our way back, we pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3622 No free rides for dreamers. I don't care if he's going to LA, too. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3623 normally i'd say give the guy a lift, but it looks like he's already there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3624 So, Sully, you wanna try for a second miracle? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3625 He didn’t want to pay the baggage fees. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3626 We'll get him with our wing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3627 Do we have room for one more.? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3628 Back in the Sixties I'd have stopped and given him a ride, but not these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3629 Let's pick him up, he may know how to get to the airport from here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3630 I heard the big guy switched to digital. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3631 HitchHIGHker. Get it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3632 I heard the big guy went to an all-digital format. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3633 Thought hitchflying wasn’t allowed in this zone 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3634 Entering California cannabis airspace. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3635 Cloud storage for the homeless. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3636 At least he'll have a good reference for his next gig. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3637 He’s hoping it stays partly cloudy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3638 I heard the big guy switched to hip-hop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3639 Wherever he’s trying to go, I bet it’s not Cleveland Ohio. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3640 Glad we can't stop. He's obviously high on something. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3641 Must be that new cloud-based app. for filling empty seats. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3642 It's sure getting cloudy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3643 We could, except he went through the wrong security gate 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3644 So that's where "chemtrails" come from 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3645 The Global Entry option is getting out of control. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3646 I wouldn't. That hippie's high as a kite. Higher, even. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3647 What people will do to avoid TSA screening. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3648 Flying standby ain't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3649 Ask if he's TSA pre-approved. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3650 Looks like he ran out of bonus miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3651 I'm getting a warning light here . . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3652 There's another Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy nut. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3653 Sure hope he's packed a parachute-- since the only option up here is a thumbs down one-way trip 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3654 Flying-by-night is his best option. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3655 No, I don't mind picking him up but make sure you shove him in the back of economy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3656 Isn't that illegal above 10,000 feet? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3657 I always knew he was on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3658 Flying seems less safe since Congress deregulated gravity. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3659 He showed up there just after California legalized Marajuana. Im not sure he’s even real. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3660 Captain, don't stop, he looks suspiciously unhappy to be on cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3661 I'd pick him up, but there's no safe place to pull over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3662 Hmm another Cloud Nine-er. Third one I've seen today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3663 I haven’t see that spirit here since 1969. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3664 Let’s not stop. He look high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3665 I guess we aren’t flying as high as I thought. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3666 This guy is sure taking his time getting home from Woodstock. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3667 Just saw him in the "Standby" seating. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3668 That guy's got some serious sky miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3669 Captain, I had no idea a cloud could support an individual. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3670 It's too bad we're not going his way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3671 Some people will do anything to avoid checked bag fees... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3672 Keep going. There's a Tesla going his way coming by soon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3673 Weird. Just yesterday he was yelling, "Hey, hey, get off of my cloud!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3674 We've gotta stop taking those long layovers in Denver. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3675 Shall we let him wing it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3676 Does he want a ride, or is he telling us good job? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3677 1. HIS CARBON FOOTPRINTS ARE INVISIBLE 2. LEAVES NO CARBON FOOTPRINT 3. THESE BUDGET CARRIERS KEEP CUTTING FRILLS 4. THAT'S A NO-FRILL BERTH IF I SAW ONE 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3678 Thought flyhiking wasn’t allowed in this zone 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3679 I don't care if he is lighter than air. We are in a no stopping lane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3680 Ignore him! He looks suspicious 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3681 I Wanna go HIGH-er 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3682 Sully could do it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3683 That's why I don't save my files in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3684 Douglas Adams 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3685 I’d pull over but this shoulder is too narrow. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3686 I'd take him but that bag looks overweight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3687 Could you drop me off at cloud nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3688 He must be one of those new cloud commuters. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3689 High Maintenance Passenger. We call Gate 9, he waits on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3690 Don't even think about it. His carry-on is way too big. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3691 Don't stop, he hasn't passed through the metal detectors. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3692 Keep flying, my mother always told me never to pick up anyone below 15,000 feet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3693 Don't stop, it could be dangerous 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3694 Like that would fit in the overhead compartment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3695 Shall we give it a try? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3696 Don't pick him up, he's clearly high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3697 That probably isn't the market share that Spirit Airlines was hoping to capture. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3698 Legendary mind? He’s missed his astral plane again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3699 The (stuff or weed) they’re smoking these days is really over-hybridized? Or I’m seeing quite a few more of these medical marijuana patients lately? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3700 I"ve heard of shopping around for the cheapest fare, but this is ridiculous! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3701 I think you're right, that is Clark Gable. Go around again and see if we can get Claudette Colbert showing leg. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3702 It’s the latest in economy standby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3703 Dont stop, he's looking for a Lyft. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3704 Don't laugh! 90% of getting there is intention. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3705 If he isn't Michael Landon, keep flying! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3706 i wonder why theirs hitch hikers here theirs very little traffic on cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3707 Forget it. We're not going his way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3708 The smog is pretty thick today! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3709 That's the guy who wrote a guide to the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3710 Don't look. Just keep going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3711 Isn’t that the guy who bought a one-way ticket? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3712 Don’t pull over. He’s clearly high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3713 I like modern art, but this goes a bit too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3714 Okay, but frequent flier miles are out of the question! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3715 Flight Center, we have a visual on a bogie who want's to boogie at ten thousand feet, please advise, over! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3716 Sorry fella, we're going home. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3717 This ain't the Hudson, Sully -- pull up, not over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3718 Amazon began adventure travel to the cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3719 We can only take you as far as 25,000 feet 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3720 And I thought I was up in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3721 You ALWAYS stop for hitchhikers? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3722 At least his head isn't in the clouds...maybe we should give him a chance? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3723 Well, we could ask him to pay the checked bag fee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3724 He'll have to check his bag. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3725 He gets high with a little help from his friends 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3726 Frank, this is probably a silly question, but doesn't that guy look like the Big Bopper? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3727 I can't believe you actually backed up to the cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3728 Don’t talk to strangers 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3729 I don’t know. Should we roll down a window? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3730 I usually pick up casual carpool riders before we take off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3731 Need a lift? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3732 Sorry, company policy: Don't pick up hitchhikers. There is a low budget airline behind us, they may be able to help you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3733 There’s the last guy on the waitlist. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3734 Don't look at him! Don't look at him! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3735 Corporate says OK, if he pays when we stop for gas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3736 He was going to Omaha. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3737 Find a spot to pull over and I'll go set up the metal detector. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3738 Peter must have picked his peck of prickled paupers... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3739 He didn’t want to pay extra for leg room. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3740 I guess putting your life in the cloud can leave you stranded. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3741 What would Jesus do? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3742 First cloud computing, now cloud commuting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3743 Don't encourage him, he thinks we'll give just anybody a ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3744 Don't stop! It's D.B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3745 We picked him up last week at this same spot, and here he is again. Why doesn't he get a drone? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3746 No, don't stop. He's doing fine, that's could nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3747 It won't fit under the seat in front of him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3748 I thought that went out with the 70’s 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3749 Looks like he lost his guide to the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3750 Vancouver, this is Virgin verifying visual on vapor vagabond. Honestly Ted, I didn't think the weirdest thing about this would be the alliteration. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3751 He's probably just be updating his travel guide. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3752 Those cable subscription guys are really getting desperate! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3753 He's probably just be updating his travel guide. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3754 Hey Phil, watch me cut this guy in half! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3755 I didn't know he was working on a new travel guide. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3756 Guess he's not doin' so fine... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3757 Don't stop! He's just a free-loading travel guide writer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3758 Ya know, Scott, in the old days you knew you were flying over L.A. Now, it could be almost anywhere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3759 He got high on" Stairway to Heaven", & is trying to hitch a ride to a Led Zeppelin concert. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3760 New rule says we can only pick up hitchhikers from cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3761 I'm gonna check twitter to see if Neil Young just died. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3762 Company rule against picking up hitchHighkers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3763 Don’t pick him up; he never puts his seat-back in the upright position for landing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3764 I'd stop for him but we're already behind schedule. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3765 Was that Timothy Leary, or am I just hallucinating? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3766 I don't see him, Sir. I wasn't even born in the 60s. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3767 I used to stop for them but it's just not safe anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3768 I miss the days when flying was a big deal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3769 Good thing I reserved that parking space in heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3770 I think he took "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" a bit too literally. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3771 They say he's a world changer, but all I see is 'hobo.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3772 The Tesla must have ejected him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3773 Looks like his "Guide to the Galaxy" didn't include a map to the airport. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3774 He wasn't TSA pre-approved. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3775 Sure. But we’re going to have to check that bag for you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3776 He must be higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3777 You are doing good, young man. Even that guy is giving you a thumb. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3778 Space cowboy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3779 Looks a little unsavoury. Let's not pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3780 Don`t pick him up. Too scruffy looking. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3781 Take me higher babe! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3782 this IS my first Seattle to Portland run, but still . . . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3783 I never pick up balding guys with ripped jeans. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3784 Captain, I think overbooking might be getting a little out of hand. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3785 Like I've said many times....you can't beat optimism 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3786 Pick him up fast before the high wears off. Whatever he's on sure must be amazing. I didn't know the new boutique drugs could get them this high. Contact the FDA quick. The new strains of medical marijuana are getting them way to high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3787 I really hope someone picks the poor guy up before it starts raining 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3788 This is Major Tom to Ground Control, I’m stepping on a cloud and almost got smacked by a plane. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3789 From a distance, I can't tell if his jeans are tattered or just the style. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3790 Got to give him credit ... that’s one creative budget traveler! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3791 I'm not sure I'd want to take him to his final destination. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3792 My mother always told me not to stop for hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3793 I just don't see cloud commuting becoming as widespread as cloud computing 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3794 He's high as a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3795 I think we should speed up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3796 He's certainly high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3797 I wouldn't say Millennial nor Gen Xer… He's more of a Space Xer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3798 Serves him right for flying standby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3799 Another cloud 9 hippie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3800 Hey, Charlie, do we still have that extra seat in the cabin? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3801 There's God slumming again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3802 Sure, we can pick him up; just remind him to bring a towel along with his guidebook. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3803 Hey Russ, you wanna take the stick while I check the news to see if Neil Young just died? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3804 If he asjscany questions, the answer is 42 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3805 Looks like Canada passed its marijuana legislation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3806 Looks like he's already gotten a lift 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3807 We can’t stop, sir, the carry on bins are full. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3808 Sooner or later Cloud 9 was going to become a pick up station. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3809 We only stop for hot women 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3810 That's pushing "The Friendly Skies, " a bit too much. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3811 Another UberAir passenger dropped off on the wrong cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3812 Sure, as long as he has under 3.4 ounces of liquid in a travel-sized container, I'm happy to give him a ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3813 Computer, please suggest response. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3814 You know they won't believe us, so let's not say a word. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3815 It's scam, I saw the same guy at O'Hare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3816 Just flip some switches and act like you don't notice him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3817 Haven't seen one of those since the 70's. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3818 This is the first time I have ever seen someone on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3819 Hey You ....Get offa my cloud .... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3820 Sorry--wrong galaxy Dude. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3821 I don't think that the TSA manual covers this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3822 I guess he didn't understand the meaning of "exit row." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3823 Yeah, I was looking for the highway to hell man, but I ended up on the stairway to heaven. Could you help me out? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3824 Let's not do it, we have on-time performance records to maintain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3825 Wow, he's higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3826 Do we let his cloud come aboard too? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3827 Why that’s ole DB Cooper 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3828 Looks like we passed pilot training. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3829 They still don't have Uber here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3830 That 's the same guy we passed on Cloud 9 an hour ago 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3831 We bumped the grouch so we do have an extra seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3832 I'm still not sold on this new air traffic control set up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3833 Geese are enough trouble, but now we have to watch for snowboarders? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3834 At least he's got his cumulus wealth. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3835 Who's D. B. Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3836 You think we should stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3837 Oh, THAT'S why the "PULL UP!" warning is going crazy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3838 I’ll let him in only if he forks over the $25 baggage fee 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3839 We'd have to check his backpack first. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3840 Captain he’s flying higher than us! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3841 He's not one of ours. Let him catch the next one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3842 No way! He could have more than 3.4 ounces of shampoo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3843 I guess cloud storage isn't for everyone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3844 No, I'm not going to pick him up, still, I hope it doesn't rain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3845 He should use the Lyft app. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3846 There he is again. just too damned mean to buy a ticket. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3847 I guess he missed the stairway to heaven. You know there's one in every cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3848 I'd stop to pick him up, but too many people would want to get off. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3849 Hello from Russia. I just hacked my way into a cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3850 He wants to know if we are going to Cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3851 That's a new high, even for Colorado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3852 Could you give me a lift? My cell phone took cloud computing to the highest level, then ditched me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3853 Don’t srop. He could be a hijacker 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3854 He Invented the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3855 He must have Googled the wrong cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3856 Looks like he forgot to bring his 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' with him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3857 All those years saying 'I need a miracle' outside of Grateful Dead concerts got him most of the way, I guess? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3858 Don't look at him, Captain. NEVER, under ANY circumstances, make eye contact. For all you know, he could be an axe murderer! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3859 Can you believe these freeloaders?!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3860 I can land this thing on a dime. But not on a cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3861 Now THAT'S no frills. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3862 FAA rules allow us to pick him up as long as he doesn't have over 3.4 oz of shampoo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3863 He will probably be a aim in the ass. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3864 Good thing for her that Joni Mitchell never saw that! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3865 It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a hitch hiker!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3866 Doesn't he look like that guy who played guitar with the Grateful Dead? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3867 There’s another one looking for a ride to Cloud 9! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3868 Another leftover from the sixties who got stuck looking for Lucy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3869 He's the author of the hitchhikers' guide to clouds. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3870 Remember your training: don't make eye contact. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3871 Well, showing here still counts as no-show in our company's policy, ok? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3872 He's with that new super economy fare plan. Bags fly for free but passengers don't get to board. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3873 He must have read A Hitchhiker’s Guide to Medical Marijuana Dispensaries in the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3874 Is that Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3875 The FAA says we're not supposed to pick up hitchhikers but if he's still here on the way back, let's do it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3876 Could I get a lift? I fell out of my Tesla Roadster on the way to Mars. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3877 I should have pick him up at that dangerous intersection. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3878 What zone do we put hitchhikers in? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3879 Anyone going towards Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3880 Another lost hitchhiker who forgot to pack his guide to the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3881 I always feel badly passing them by but ATC says this is a dangerous altitude 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3882 That's the third one I've seen since they legalized it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3883 Fine, I'll pick him up. But do we charge him for the carry-on? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3884 Just roll up the window and pretend you don't see him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3885 We could pick him up except there's no room in the overhead bins for the backpack. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3886 Take him on and it might get us a nice write up in the airline magazine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3887 These half- fare tickets may not work out 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3888 Maybe it's the latest perk offered to you when you're bumped? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3889 Didn't he see the tweet that Widespread Panic is taking a couple of months off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3890 He looks harmless enough. Let's give him a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3891 Just tell him, He is not on the Heavenly highway, but the road to Bloomingdales. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3892 Ok, but he doesn't get any peanuts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3893 It's the result of breathing in large amounts of recycled air. Last week, two hours into the flight, I saw Peter, Paul and Mary. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3894 It’s another one of those angels. Don’t be fooled just because he’s hiding his wings in a parachute bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3895 Hey, is that the guy from the Martian movie? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3896 Looks like another lost soul. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3897 I never stop to pick up strangers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3898 We worries. He has the guidebook to the universe in his backpack. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3899 The overhead bins are all full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3900 Looks like he'll wing it... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3901 I sense the cold, dead hand of Rod Serling somewhere nearby... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3902 That Elon Musk is out of control 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3903 Did I leave the oven on? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3904 Look there’s another one,...just sitting on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3905 Of course I know how he got there -- he got kicked off a Delta flight for being an NRA member. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3906 No, don't stop, we don't have anymore room in the overhead bins. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3907 Glad he has a parachute... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3908 Keep going. That bag will never fit in the overhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3909 For once, I want a flight to go off without a hitch! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3910 You don't recognize Luke Skywalker? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3911 Help! I lost my way to Heaven 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3912 I thought everyone left Woodstock in a VW bus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3913 I think a new kind of cloud.... A cumulonitwit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3914 It's called 'cloud commuting'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3915 That hippie is higher than most. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3916 Goddammit, Mary Poppins, why don't you just migrate south instead of show up on MY cloud? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3917 Now I finally understand my computer guy when he says it is "in the cloud!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3918 I guess he didn't have enough miles for an upgrade. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3919 There's my old bass player. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3920 Ignore him, it’s just another millennials thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3921 I'd stop, but they won't let us bump paying passengers anymore. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3922 Just wait until it rains 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3923 My mother told me not to. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3924 That guy in Elon Musks' Tesla must have dropped him off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3925 That explains the broken down VW bus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3926 What a place to drop somebody off . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3927 Oh yes, that's how we learned to fly back in my day. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3928 Looks like Trump's pilot missed another runway. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3929 Sometimes, I feel like my father who was a mere busker is looking down on me from above, happy I have a real job 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3930 Come on, guys - I finally got a date with her! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3931 Gee, I didn't think he'd lost his airline credit card too. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3932 We should let him on, he’s priority standby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3933 Yeah, flying Cloud Class doesn't guarantee them a place on a plane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3934 Oh that? It's the hitchhiker's guide to Cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3935 Great...another Hell’s Angel wannabe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3936 You know, if he was carrying a guitar, I'd pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3937 Now boarding cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3938 Looks like the Tesla Roadster ran out of juice. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3939 Where to, Buddy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3940 God he's good looking! Have we dies and gone to heaven? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3941 I don’t know Bob, he could have a severed head in that bag. Or worse: 3.5oz of any liquid, aerosol, gel, cream, or paste. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3942 I haven't been that high in years! Let's pick him up, I want some of whatever he's taking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3943 Well I knew they had data in the cloud, but not hitchhikers too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3944 Even Hippies have evolved, they've learned to fly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3945 Looks like he's been hitchhiking to Heaven since Woodstock... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3946 So - That is where you ended up Mr. Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3947 I guess frequent flyer miles can only get you so far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3948 Freeloaders. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3949 Yes Captain, picking up one passenger at the "terminal" terminal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3950 Don't forget what happened when they picked up Brad Pitt in 'Thelma And Louise.'" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3951 Looks like 'low life' is taken literally in Heaven. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3952 Hey, I need some lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3953 Looks like he uploaded to the wrong cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3954 He works in the Cloud and always flys standby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3955 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3956 Sorry—Heaven is not on our flight path. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3957 Sorry buddy. There's no room left in the overhead bins. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3958 Does he know there's no place like home? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3959 I’d stop and pick him up if I knew that his carry-on would fit in the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3960 Eight Miles High 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3961 I'll fly away 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3962 Hey! You! Get off of that cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3963 After all, they did say our flight plan would be in the Cloud! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3964 Well I was ABOUT to say this flight went off without a hitch ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3965 Should we stop? I don't know... Do you think God is testing us? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3966 That looks like one of _our_ parachutes! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3967 All the overhead bins are full sir, you will have to go to the counter in order to check the bag. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3968 We're going too fast to stop, besides, he's higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3969 Don't worry, we always get fallen angels around here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3970 He must be waiting for the Tesla. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3971 He must be reading that book again 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3972 Hello! In case you didn't notice, I need a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3973 Isn't hitchhiking illegal over this state? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3974 That guy's always there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3975 I guess it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3976 I suppose it's better than having just your head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3977 Poor fellow; that first 200 MB gets used up so fast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3978 Sorry, we're not going that way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3979 I say we stop to pick him up. It should be good for at least one viral video. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3980 Don't stop. He's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3981 He must be in boarding group 6. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3982 Pilot 1: “Am I dangerously high or is that hobo standing on a cloud?” Pilot 2: “Both?” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3983 Captain, we're directly above that corner in Winslow, Arizona. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3984 Ooh someone just discovered Kerouac. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3985 Guess it's been tough for these Cabinet Members without private jets... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3986 I suppose he wants a ride to cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3987 One of us is in big trouble. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3988 I guess this is the Bermuda Triangle Effect we’ve heard so much about. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3989 Keep going...he looks high as a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3990 Poor devil 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3991 Dispatch: worried for AC asking for accident fail leave FIC: Freezing up there hoar Female SIO: Intercept proc: Squawk 7500 FAA forbids nudges with(out) female student pilot consent Squawk 7600 Backpacker clip your brown belt Squawk 7700 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3992 Do you layover in Purgatory? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3993 Better not. We're flying over a prison. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3994 Is this a plane or a time capsule? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3995 Do you think he wants to trip on our jet? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3996 I think he's wanting to get to nine! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3997 I hate God’s new immigration policy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3998 Sorry, we're full; the drone malfunctions are plentiful today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3999 Galaxy or Bust 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4000 Okay. As long as it's an emotional support air of menace. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4001 I would gladly pick him up, but we don't even keep enough seats for our scheduled passengers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4002 I always thought the Second Coming would have trumpets. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4003 That reminds me, ever read the book "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4004 Not today, we can't mess with our perfect on-time arrival record. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4005 If United didn't want him, we don't want him either. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4006 Is this the Last Plane to Clarksville? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4007 This must be our missing passenger I McCloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4008 Flying into Denver International used to be much easier. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4009 Oh, look, there's the guy who gave us those delicious brownies in the terminal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4010 We have a seat but you'll still need to pay the change fee and fare difference. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4011 That cloud kinda looks like a hitchhiker standing on a cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4012 No TSA lines for that guy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4013 Maybe we can throw him some peanuts & pretzels. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4014 Captain, we've reached an altitude of 40,000ft." "I hope his family knows where he is. It'd kill me to know my kids were getting that high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4015 I'm lost. Is he flashing an 'I love your plane' thumbs up or an 'I need a lift' thumbs up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4016 Don’t panic! There are hitchhikers all over the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4017 Another one of those disillusioned optimists who were damn sure they could get into Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4018 This is what happens when we don't charge for air. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4019 Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4020 Check it out - Another Delta supporter! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4021 I always tell my son to arrive two hours before departure. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4022 My son is still practicing his halfpipe exercises. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4023 I feel bad, but we still have that "No hitchhikers" rule. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4024 We only pick up on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4025 He's one of the new icloud passengers we are taking on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4026 Hitch-hiker breach on cloud 444, repeat, 444, copy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4027 If he got elected, I thought they were going to move to Canada. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4028 Let's turn around and pick him up 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4029 Sully, I hope those were geese! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4030 Fly Me to the Moon 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4031 We better stop for him. That’s my parachute. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4032 I'm not comfortable picking up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4033 Don't pick him up, he looks too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4034 “I’ve heard about being high on life, but really? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4035 Another reject from Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4036 Elon Musk, pre-Space X, dubbed Wind-Up X. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4037 Maybe he's bored with the harp. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4038 Yeah, the new half-trip tickets seemed like a good deal at first. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4039 Tell me again about full service airlines… 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4040 United kicked me off. Do you have room for one more? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4041 Looks like the prayer worked. What do you say we give him a wing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4042 Looks like another one of those characters from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4043 PULL OVER! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4044 His carry-on was oversized. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4045 Damn hippies. Always either high or trying to catch a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4046 Wow! He must be really high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4047 Just keep going! He looks like an undocumented alien. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4048 Must be the Colorado Rocky Mountain high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4049 Sorry Buddy, but your backpack doesn't meet the size requirements. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4050 That guy is totally high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4051 Umm Captain, did we move reservations to the Cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4052 Isn't that Elon Musk? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4053 But what happens to us if we don't stop and it really is Jesus? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4054 I don't stop for nebulous ones. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4055 They're always finding new ways to use the Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4056 Forget it. He looks high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4057 Nah, we'd just have to explain the dress code. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4058 I would"t pick him up. He's higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4059 You’d think by now they would know the carry-on size limits. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4060 I don’t know — didn’t TSA warm us about a cloud stalker? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4061 That is what comes from a "holier than thou attitude." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4062 Man, we are really, really of course this time! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4063 Another hitchhiker guide to the galaxy! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4064 I know we've had a lot of bad press lately, but at least we deal with overbooked flights before take-off! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4065 A profit in our midst? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4066 You see a lot of that since they legalized marijuana... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4067 Unbelievable, Captain. I ran over that lowlife on my drive to the airport and he’s already asking for another ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4068 Yeah ....... I heard he dropped out of Flight School in the sixties. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4069 And here I thought “The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy” was fiction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4070 He needs an up-dated edition of his guidebook. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4071 I told you we shouldn’t have had the fish. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4072 Apparently, they are still having problems with the Stairway to Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4073 I this what they mean by "In the Cloud?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4074 Don't stop --- this is only cloud 8! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4075 I NEVER KNOW WHETHER HE SAYS THAT WE,RE DOING OKAY OR IF HE WANTS A RIDE. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4076 Never stop for hitchhikers. For all you know he might be a serial killer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4077 He'd have better luck if he wore a tie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4078 I'm sorry Captain Jones, I can't find anything in TSA regs about picking up hitchikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4079 Entitled. He's part of the I cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4080 Hey, don’t pick him up. he looks high as a Kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4081 Don't look. Keep driving. He's high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4082 What if it's Him, in disguise? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4083 When angels run out of gas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4084 Oh yeah, everything is in the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4085 Sometimes I think the cloud movement has gone too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4086 What do you think, does he want a ride up or down? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4087 Wow...That is taking "stand by" to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4088 hmm . . . a cloud commuter using a thumb drive 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4089 If we drop him off after the celestial gates we can stay in the carpool lane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4090 I guess Some IT guys have to really travel to fix stuff 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4091 Sorry, Cloud Nine is back in the other direction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4092 Another attempt to bypass security lines! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4093 Do you pick up hitch hikers? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4094 Now that's what you call really wishful thinking! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4095 He's probably one of those doctors without borders. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4096 When angels run out of gas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4097 Is he as high as I think he is? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4098 That's what happens when you stow away with Elon Musk. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4099 The Twilight Zone? No, I don't believe I have. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4100 'We really need to stop over booking these flight Tom.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4101 We don't stop for nebulous characters." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4102 Every time we fly over Woodstock someone gets high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4103 We're not stopping. Cloud commuting it for the bird. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4104 No, that cloud does not look like a horse to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4105 They have GOT to do SOMETHING about this immigrant issue! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4106 Ground control, we have another hitchhiker on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4107 Hey Captain ! Is this the new way of boarding ”CloudStack” ? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4108 But what if it’s Jesus in da skies? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4109 It looks like those budget cuts to Air Traffic Control are beginning to bite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4110 Look, it's another hippy who wants to go back now that marijuana is legal." "Fly on. Like the others, he'll put his thumb down as soon as we tell him who's president. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4111 I thought the Ascension would be a bit more interesting 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4112 I’m more surprised he doesn’t have an emotional support dog. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4113 It's a scam. Look the other way. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4114 We'll be landing at Stewart International in just a few minutes. If you look out the left side of the cabin you can see the ghost of another hippie still trying to get to Woodstock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4115 Boy, some private cloud platforms are really insecure. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4116 He was told he was standing too close to the roadway, but he wouldn’t listen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4117 No way, we're overbooked as it is. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4118 Looks like Michael Landon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4119 KEEP GOING, LET HIM TRY UBER. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4120 I assume we're over Colorado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4121 The answer is 42 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4122 Wow! Another sorry Trump sucker who put his faith in faith. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4123 That's nothing. Wait until we get to 30,000 feet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4124 Looks like United may be getting aggressive again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4125 My grandfather called them sky hobos. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4126 I wonder how he ended up stuck on Cloud 8? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4127 We can take you as far as Cloud 7, you’ll have to find a way to get the rest of the way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4128 Looks like he’s taking this cloud thing literally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4129 This is the new TSA Pre-Check procedure 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4130 I see what happened. He uploaded himself to the cloud. Now he can’t get back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4131 Coach? Can I be upgraded to first class? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4132 No, don’t pick him up...we kicked him off my last flight...his bag wouldn’t fit in the overhead. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4133 I'd say that he's carried the idea of wanderlust a bit far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4134 How’d he get up here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4135 He certainly sticks out like a sore thumb. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4136 Don’t stop. With that back pack he might be a terrorist merely pretending to be dead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4137 Hey you! Get off of my cloud. Hey you! Get off of my Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4138 Think he would want 38d, it’s a middle seat in coach next to the crying baby? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4139 Ignore him. His bag is way over the carry-on size limit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4140 Probably just some Deadhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4141 Not again! Watch the left engine! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4142 Well, I'd say he's definitely higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4143 I’d stop except we have no more room for carry-ons 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4144 They never warn you about coming down from cloud9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4145 See, even that rando agrees you can totally pass for Stan Lee in his cameo roles after he dies, Captain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4146 Wow, guess heaven's not such a great place, after-all. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4147 I guess Cloud 9 isn't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4148 Now there's a cool frood. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4149 Tim, if you wouldn’t mind scooting over a little... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4150 Another one! Reprinting "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" was a big mistake. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4151 Yeah, due to cutbacks they only earn one wing at a time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4152 Iswear he used to work at peace Air out of Alberta Canada 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4153 You're the Baby Boomer. Is it Stairway to Heaven, or Get Off of My Cloud!? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4154 Hey, I lost my copy of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, so can I get a lift? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4155 You're telling me there are more of these guys still trying to get home from Woodstock? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4156 Used to be I'd stop 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4157 Wow! Weather forecasting is getting more and more accurate. This morning's paper called for cumulus clouds with occasional Gen - X hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4158 It's all right. The wing will get him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4159 Ignore him. Just another snowflake looking for a free ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4160 Cloud 9 this is Delta Air. Without that fuel tax, we can't land. We'll Circle back for you in a minute! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4161 These back to back double shifts are making me see poor people. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4162 Where's guide to the galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4163 Just another hitchhiker trying to get to cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4164 We aren't that friendly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4165 Guessing we'll have to wait for the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy sequel to make sense of all this... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4166 Actually 34B is open. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4167 Is this what they mean by uploading to the cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4168 Can we at least offer him some peanuts? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4169 Do you still have that F.B.I. sketch of D. B. Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4170 Rocky Mountain high? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4171 We're too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4172 Poor guy, he has his feet in the clouds 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4173 Better speed up. These guys like to jump on the wings to disturb the passengers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4174 How dangerous could he be? TSA cleared him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4175 I swear that's Clark Gable! Take her around again and see if we can't get a shot of Claudette Colbert showing some leg. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4176 Did another state legalize marijuana? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4177 I wish they never published “A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4178 Garcia must have a gig. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4179 I have heard the song ”Highway to Heaven”, but this is ridiculous! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4180 There literally uploading everything to the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4181 Yep, I remember my first day on the job! At this elevation, we get a glimpse of heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4182 Why doesn't he give up? I've told him we never land on Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4183 Is it me or is that dude is really high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4184 There but for fortune go you and I. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4185 They call it cloud commuting. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4186 He's confused hail vs. hale. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4187 These tiered boarding groups are getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4188 Did that mushroom soup taste odd to you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4189 I TOLD you there was one missing from the manifest... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4190 Don’t worry, the high elevation gets to you after a while. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4191 Looks like Mick Jagger wants to get off his cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4192 I shouldn't have eaten the fish. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4193 He's got a ticket to ride but we don't care, 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4194 Don't slow down, and don't look him in the eye. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4195 why am I not surprised? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4196 I think I heard about this cloud commuting thing 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4197 Honey, please don't stop for him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4198 this happens every time I fly over Burning Man... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4199 I was hoping this flight would go off without a hitch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4200 Sorry. We're full up. OR Sorry - we don't stop for hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4201 Let bygones be bygones 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4202 Sure. But we'll definitely need to charge him for that oversized luggage 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4203 We don’t have time to pick him up. We gotta land on the Hudson. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4204 I hate flying through Limbo 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4205 Ignore him. He doesn’t have an NRA discount. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4206 Douglas Adams didn't get very far, did he? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4207 Remember that weird guy who disappeared our last flight through here.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4208 Don't stop; he definitely looks sketchy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4209 I never stop for the ones who look high on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4210 Some folks will do anything to fly stand-by. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4211 Just stop in the bike lane and pick him up. We have an Uber sticker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4212 The next low-cost travel - HitchhikeAir, "the half price airline" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4213 Limbo sure is lower now ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4214 Check this guy out, he's higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4215 I'm trusting the "all knowing" cloud to get me to my maker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4216 Maybe all those extra fees really are too much? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4217 Ginsberg is taking this Kerouac obsession a bit too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4218 Well, Larry, we know he’s not a serial killer and we do have room. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4219 Hitchhiking through the galaxy... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4220 I-Cloud or Yours? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4221 Great weather we're having today, eh? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4222 We must be going in circles. I think we passed him a few clouds ago. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4223 Probably, a fallen angel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4224 Don't stop. It's not safe to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4225 You think he'll help pay for the gas? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4226 Captain, do you remember that episode of Twilight zone with William Schatner? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4227 Remember - in training, they told us not to pick up hitchhikers 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4228 You're flying too low Harold. Thats fog out there not clouds! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4229 Oh no! Another one of those wing and a prayer situations. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4230 Ah, I miss the biplane days sometimes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4231 I didn’t realize Neil Young had died. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4232 I saw that same guy over Tokyo last week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4233 He’s heading to Cloudchella 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4234 Isn't that the same guy we picked up last week? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4235 He's the guy who's trying to go from Cloud 2 to Cloud 9, but they'll never let him in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4236 Do you think he knows we're heading to Fargo? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4237 You flash him the peace sign, I'll flip him the bird. By the time he figures out what's up, we'll be way the hell outta here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4238 The weather radar does say dense fog. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4239 Geez. We're really running out of places for the homeless to crash. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4240 I thought we already passed cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4241 Don't pick him up! He was thrown off his flight for excessive gas. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4242 ICE said not to pick up anyone from cloud #9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4243 Highest snowflake I've seen yet. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4244 But, Captain, he hasn't been screened. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4245 I guess that’s it. No more room on earth for the homeless. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4246 LSD is not high enough for him? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4247 I thought “A Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy,” was just science fiction! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4248 I never would have thought that's what He actually looks like. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4249 I don't know, Frank - this guy looks pretty high . . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4250 Don’t feel bad Cap. We’ll pick him up on the way back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4251 But only if it’s economy plus. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4252 No Son, I'm pretty sure he's not looking for a ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4253 We are entering a dead zone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4254 Sorry Sully, he might be a terrorist. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4255 Some people will do anything to avoid security! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4256 Don’t slow down, Steve. He’s clearly high... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4257 Don’t make eye contact, its awkward. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4258 I thought we left him in Denver. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4259 He's cloud commuting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4260 Since when have we been storing standby passengers in the cloud? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4261 If we pick him up, someone's going to fail their sobriety test and be grounded. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4262 Trump really did drain the swamp! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4263 Well, I don't understand how we stay in the air either. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4264 Didn't we leave that guy on Cloud Nine? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4265 I only see hitchhikers over states that have legalized marijuana. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4266 Call Tesla to send another car.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4267 Don't pick him up we're flying over a prison. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4268 Cumulus! - ahem - sorry, something in my throat, I meant: "come with us!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4269 Why did the space shuttle drop him off here ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4270 Let's not, he looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4271 He doesn’t need a lift. He’s on Cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4272 Of course we should pick him up! He's only on Cloud #8. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4273 I'd pick him up but I prefer the Johnny Cash version of Ghost Riders in the Sky 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4274 Cloud 8 is as close as you're gonna get, hippie freak. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4275 Look, another guy trying to use miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4276 I've got a funny feeling about that flashing red light earlier. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4277 Sure it's cheap, but it takes all the joy out of flying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4278 Too bad his baggage exceeds regulation carry-on size. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4279 Just ignore him. He can buy a ticket like everyone else! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4280 Hitchhikers these days Captain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4281 Gas, grass, or ass; nobody rides for free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4282 That’s a no can do. There’s a full ground stop in Tacoma. How’s Helena? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4283 Wow! I never took that book seriously. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4284 Make a note to check the altimeter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4285 Don't look. Just keep going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4286 "Twilight Zone" re-boot? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4287 I don't know, he looks pretty sketchy to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4288 United’s new layover policy is truly groundbreaking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4289 Once a hippy always a hippy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4290 Maybe it's D.B. Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4291 Don't worry about it, our wing will take him out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4292 he sure chose a bad spot. there is no place to pull over 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4293 He looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4294 No, keep flying! We're overbooked as usual. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4295 hi i'm db cooper, can i get a ride? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4296 Cap...three o'clock...apparently the only way down from Cloud Nine is to hitch a ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4297 They really cut the NASA budget to the bone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4298 Sorry buddy, this is the express. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4299 And they say heaven can wait 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4300 Looks like Uber's charging surge prices again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4301 If he got this far up why is he still looking for a ride? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4302 Ever since we stopped our NRA miles program, he stopped giving use the middle finger. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4303 Can I get a lift to the nearest AirBNB? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4304 Uber doesn't take this route. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4305 Ever since marijuana was legalized, there have been SO many high kids looking for an easy ride 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4306 The new robots certainly have amazing qualities! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4307 You always know when your over Oregon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4308 Ha, we found Luke Skywalker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4309 Burning Man must be over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4310 Those low-budget airlines really know how to cut corners. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4311 I don’t think we have any overhead room left for his bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4312 I think he'd have more luck on the runway 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4313 I know this is odd but I actually paid for business. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4314 I AM GOING TO HAVEN. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4315 Pay no mind - just another escapee from Area 51. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4316 It's D.B. Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4317 I've gotta stop smoking those funny cigarettes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4318 I think we found D.B. Cooper! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4319 "What do you think? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4320 IMAGINE, HOMELESS EVEN UP HERE----- 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4321 Be careful, he may be an escapee! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4322 I guess he got tired of the weather. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4323 I read his guide. I say we give him a bypass. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4324 Don't pick him up, he looks weird. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4325 Captain, I just saw something very strange. I think it was Allen Ginsburg standing on a cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4326 This is neither the time nor the place. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4327 Sully, his sign says, "Hudson River or Bust." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4328 Did they ever find that D. B. Cooper guy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4329 Ok, but only if he has gas money and can fly the plane while I take a nap. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4330 United must have started mid-flight bump offs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4331 I think he is waiting for an Air B&B. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4332 Keep flying. Last time I picked him up he picked a fight with Alec Baldwin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4333 Are they doing "Angels in the Clouds" now? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4334 Wow, St. Peter is really on the skids since he lost that Pearly Gates gig. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4335 Ignore him- He's out of this world! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4336 Maybe St. Peter didn’t like the fashion statement. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4337 You get what you pay for with hacker fares 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4338 Must have been working on the cloud and missed the Google bus back to San Francisco. Happens all the time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4339 Is Tom Hanks making another movie? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4340 Uh-oh. Did you have the puffer fish for dinner too? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4341 Guess he didn't quite make it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4342 Don't look. He just wants the peanuts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4343 Forget it. Flying's dangerous enough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4344 Hey! You! Get off of my cloud! (apologies to the Stones) 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4345 Man, some guys will do anything to avoid the TSA line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4346 If you make eye contact he'll want to clean our windshield. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4347 Captain, there is the first sign that ticket prices are rising 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4348 I’ve got a feeling we’re about to experience a hard landing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4349 Look over there. The old plane never got a thumbs up from anyone! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4350 Make it from scratch, Dude. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4351 This Global Entry thing is really getting out of control. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4352 And that's how I became the President's personal pilot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4353 Let's let the Tesla pick him up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4354 No, not since I saw Texas Turbine Massacre... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4355 Don't pick him up.He looks like hes high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4356 So dangerous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4357 Do they have Uber up here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4358 Meditating in Tibet can sure get you in a lot of trouble. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4359 Sully, do we really have to pick him up to extend your fifteen minutes of fame? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4360 Ask one of the Flight Attendants to toss him a bag of pretzels. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4361 How does he think we're going to stop? Frankenstein needs to do a better job on the AI 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4362 Jim Morrison needs a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4363 Looks like he scored some really good weed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4364 Looks like Amazon has your tube socks... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4365 Houston, we'd like to confirm another Elvis sighting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4366 That guy is crazy - no way tbat’ll fit in carryon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4367 Sorry, those jeans do nothing for me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4368 Don't stop. He looks like he's higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4369 Hollywood and bust! No, no I mean "or"! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4370 Is there still a reward for finding D.B. Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4371 Yes, we're promulgating the stereotype of white men as airline pilots. But that's a hitchhiker standing on a freaking cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4372 He's obviously high on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4373 hey, pull over! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4374 His favorite song is 8 Miles High 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4375 I feel Rod's presence? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4376 Concentrate. It’s just a caption in search of a Captain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4377 Dude’s really high. We over Mendocino? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4378 Must be an infrequent flyer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4379 Margaritaville to Mars? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4380 Don't they know there is no more room on cloud nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4381 I want to go home again. This next life is not for me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4382 There is that crazy guy again! Just because we stopped for him once... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4383 This is what happens when you start making pot legal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4384 Like we're falling for that... not until you pay a baggage fee, fella! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4385 They're putting everything in the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4386 Pull over Sal. He ain’t got time for a fast train, his baby wrote him a letter... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4387 I wouldn't. He looks pretty stoned. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4388 "United passenger". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4389 They really should've left the bar lowest at economy class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4390 These deadheads will follow Jerry anywhere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4391 Don't pick him up. I think he's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4392 Captain Sully, are we having a hippie flashback from 1967? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4393 That's my father. Keep going. Fuck that prick. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4394 How does he do that? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4395 If you doesn’t mind Captain we can put him in a jump seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4396 It’s amazing what is stored in the CLOUD these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4397 Ask one of the Flight Attendants to toss out a package of pretzels. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4398 Like the new medical marijuana laws are outa sight maaan! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4399 What will they put on the cloud next? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4400 It's just not safe to pick them up any more. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4401 Where does he want to go? He's already on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4402 He's obviously high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4403 He was mistaken about living on cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4404 Some people will try anything to avoid those excess baggage fees. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4405 He 's been there since he got fired on the spot by Space X. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4406 Why don't we let Elon handle this one? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4407 William Shattner dropped me off here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4408 Be careful. He'll just go on and on about the virtues of the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4409 Is this the sequel or prequel to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4410 Isn't he the guy we bumped? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4411 Don’t make eye contact. If we stop for him, next week there’ll be one on every cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4412 I guess they double checked his frequent flyer points 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4413 Isn't he the one who exited during the flight to Seattle? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4414 Should we pick him up, he looks harmless, but he is high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4415 Am I crazy or is that Bob Dylan playing a harmonica? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4416 It's a shame what happens when you waste your life getting high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4417 Where's his chair and balloons? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4418 No, no. Don't pick up him. Hitchhikers are dangerous, they're the ones that He kicked out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4419 Yes, captain, I'll be glad to take control, and, no, I don't see your long lost vagabond self on that cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4420 Don't even think of making another unplanned stop, Sully! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4421 Guess he’s tired of walking on Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4422 Another Tesla driver who believed the hype. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4423 I"ll radio ahead to Uber to send out one of their flying cabs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4424 Do you think purgatory is akin to one of our service classes? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4425 Don't stop ... he looks high on something! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4426 I always thought 'he's on cloud nine' was just an expression. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4427 Are we over Colorado already? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4428 In about two seconds he's going to get three wings 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4429 Isn't that a member of The Byrds? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4430 When I saw him it was too late to stop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4431 So that's what happened to DB Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4432 If the Tesla didn't pick him up, we're certainly not going to. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4433 I think he's higher then we are. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4434 No halo, no service! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4435 Last time I picked up a hitchhiker up here, he held a gun to my head so no more! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4436 Death is not kind to the hippy generation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4437 Gee, there really is a Stairway to Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4438 Let's wing it and pick him up. He seems to traveling light, no carry on bags. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4439 That's Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4440 He’s headed up, up, and away. We’re just headed west. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4441 Our airlines is getting more creative with its "fly standby" promotion... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4442 I need to take that 'zero tolerance' for recreational drugs use policy more seriously! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4443 Must be the new stand-by restrictions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4444 Keep going. He could be drunk or on drugs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4445 Last time we stopped for him, we ended up landing on the Hudson. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4446 Don't pick up hitchhikers, especially the high ones. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4447 Don’t stop! He looks like he’s high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4448 Yasgur’s farm? Does that mean anything to you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4449 To Hell with him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4450 So they put the last director of the FAA out to cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4451 Sorry, but we no longer service Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4452 I’d like to get off of my cloud 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4453 I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4454 NRA supporter. Need I say more. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4455 We might be cruising at 45,000 feet. But that dude is high as hell. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4456 Heaven forbid! Is he trying to tell us something? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4457 The "Hitchhikers Guide" recommended this cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4458 Another one confusing us with no frills airlines. Ignore him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4459 ...and then I said, 'Are you serious? The USA totally dominated the blue line this year.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4460 They're getting really tough with stowaways. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4461 Another freeloading drifter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4462 Twilight Zone Dejavu 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4463 He usually heads south in the winter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4464 I’m sick of these guys with their feet in the clouds trying to wing it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4465 He's, like, on the wrong side of the street. Amateur. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4466 Is this California or Colorado? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4467 Yeah, I picked him up once. Guy has his head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4468 Should we tell him he's a little late for Woodstock? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4469 Not with a carry-on that won't fit under the seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4470 Wish I could stop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4471 Sorry, no seats left on this flight, try the next one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4472 Guess he had enough of Starman on infinite loop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4473 Oh, him. He's afraid of flying. Says he's waiting for a bus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4474 Maybe he'll suck our dicks if we pick him up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4475 People are definitely packing lighter these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4476 He'll be fine, he can just take an Uber 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4477 Looks like the FAA's Sully poster child... . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4478 Man, some people will do anything for free peanuts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4479 ‘Thumbs up to the new iCloud hitchhiking app!’ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4480 If he's going to this galaxy, he needs a better guide book. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4481 Hey fella. the word is "Geronimo!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4482 Some people will do anything for a free ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4483 I didn't know a jetpack could get you this far. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4484 Last week, he was holding a "Will work for seat in first class" sign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4485 Hey, there's our guide to the universe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4486 Don't acknowledge him -- he's probably a Vogon in disguise. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4487 Yeah we might see them anywhere along here, from Cloud 1 to Cloud 8. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4488 When it starts raining backpackers someone will say its climate change. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4489 I never pick-up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4490 Don't stop. He's obviously high on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4491 “They never did find D.B.Cooper.”- 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4492 Ordinarily I'd say, 'sure, let's give him a ride'... Gut I don't think he and his bag went through TSA / x-ray check. He's gonna need to wait for another plane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4493 I don't know how he expects us to stop to pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4494 Hey Scully. Fly your way out of this one! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4495 Don’t stop. Something about him doesn’t look right. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4496 Are we suppose to pick up passengers on 'Cloud Nine' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4497 The pack won't fit in an overhead bin. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4498 There he is again, back up on the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4499 Backpacking across Europe so last year. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4500 I lowered the flaps, but I forgot to sync the cloud drive. Sorry pal, next flight is in 45 minutes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4501 What a dolt! 'Stand on the shoulder, you putz!' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4502 Looks like the Monkey King ran out of gas again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4503 Looks familiar. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4504 Look, it’s the author of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Universe”! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4505 Ya know, I still feel a little guilty when we don't pick them up... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4506 I bet he's going to Colorado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4507 Is Claudette Colbert Steve's grandmother? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4508 Not unless he pays full fare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4509 Not so close Sully. You were just plain lucky with those geese. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4510 Well done, the good news is you’re in heaven,.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4511 Quick, throw him some Biscoff cookies so I don't feel guilty later! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4512 He's starting his final ascent. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4513 I'm not picking up another dead singer-songwriter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4514 Yes sir, he's up here a lot on the Asheville route. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4515 He’s one of those lost souls you see every once and awhile still trying to find the “stairway to heaven” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4516 I think I saw his laptop on The Appalachian Trail 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4517 Is that a thumbs up approval...Or does he need a ride to the airport? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4518 Okay, but only if he'll chip in for gas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4519 People should think before they party up with Mick Jagger. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4520 Stop! Pick him up! It's Douglas Adams!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4521 UberAIR must be down. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4522 NRA convention or bust! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4523 Don't stop, Carl. That guy's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4524 'Have a good look at him Ted-we may pick him up on the way back'. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4525 He's probably high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4526 He hasn't accepted his life in heaven yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4527 Ah, folks, this is the captain. We're going to be making a quick stop, but we should still be able to get you to the gate a few minutes ahead of schedule, so sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4528 Damn hippies are everywhere 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4529 Because he has a bad altitude 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4530 Could we report this as an extratesterrial crisis? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4531 The innocence, faith, and gumption of Basic Economy passengers is so endearing - but let's not stop 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4532 Either he's too high, or we're not high enough 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4533 These glaciers are getting smaller and smaller. Maybe we should pull up . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4534 Well, everything else is in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4535 I gotta quit eating that gas station sushi. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4536 Picking him up will just encourage others. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4537 Don't look. Just try to ignore him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4538 We could drop him at Heaven's Gate. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4539 His bag would fit in the overhead, but something about this seems dicey. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4540 Pull over, he has elite status. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4541 Is he on Cloud 9 or 10? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4542 See this is why I’m scared to save things to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4543 Since canabis was legalized we get a lot of sky high hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4544 I was lost, but now I'm found! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4545 I heard SpaceX just left him there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4546 Dang near everything's moving to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4547 No, they’ve never found D. B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4548 Look! It’s D.B. Cooper! Think he’ll give us a cut if we pick him up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4549 I hope Shatner doesn't see him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4550 Even death doesn’t stop old Kerouac. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4551 Welcome, I’m sure you were hoping this was LAX. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4552 Maybe living on Cloud 9 ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4553 He tried a stairway to heaven, even crawling part of the way. Now he’s trying to hitchhike. He won’t have any luck, but the cloud is a good touch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4554 Swing low, sweet chariot. If he can stand on a cloud, he can hang on a wing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4555 "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud." ...How can I be having my granddad's flashback? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4556 You want to report that?...no I don’t want to report it...! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4557 Take the stairway to heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4558 It's amazing what can be sent to the Cloud now with the latest technology! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4559 That's just dangerous! What if we were killers or something? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4560 Look, Earl, it's one of those "Cloud Commuters." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4561 Just ignore him. Fed Ex will pick him up. They have more room. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4562 An escaped experiment from the ISS do you suppose ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4563 Funny, I never knew Amelia Earhart had a son... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4564 Fine, but he's gotta take his shoes off first. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4565 Don't slow down.....he looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4566 But what if it rains? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4567 I won't pick up any people who don't show their feet. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4568 Former traffic controller, they said he knew too much. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4569 He's taking free frequent flyer miles to a higher level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4570 Aeronautics 101: cloud and carpet don't mix. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4571 Sully, are you saving that one? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4572 Elon Musk showing off again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4573 And I thought we were winging it 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4574 We can get you as high as one mile, but you’re on your own for the seven after that. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4575 I think we have one seat left in economy class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4576 Lloyd, give him a thumbs-up back! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4577 I think I know that guy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4578 OK, but only if he takes off his shoes and belt before boarding! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4579 Flight 154 requesting permission to pick up Elon Musk at our next roundabout! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4580 It’s Dunkin, good pilot, too bad the FAA job went so bad so quickly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4581 I too would like to take the flight pattern less traveled. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4582 Should we reroute to cloud 9 to pick him up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4583 Sorry, first class is full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4584 Man, those hippies can sure get high! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4585 Not again! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4586 We'll pick up the next one, I promise. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4587 Don’t worry about him, we’re going 600 miles an hour! And, how many times have I told you to keep your mits off the controls! I have the controls! Another thing, when are you supposed to get your pilots license? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4588 This is just Cloud #8! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4589 Yessir Captain, very likely an enlightened hippie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4590 Like I said, everything’s in the Cloud these days! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4591 -Captain! Why don't we pick him up once? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4592 It's all well and good until you mention the baggage fee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4593 Don’t let our wing knock him off his stand! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4594 Looks like Uber must be on surge-pricing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4595 Heaven help us. That fool thinks hitch hiking is safe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4596 Not another one 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4597 Ask Alexa what our wingspan is. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4598 I blame SpaceX for this. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4599 I wouldn't. I bet he hasn't had a bath for weeks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4600 Amelia Earhart did not age well. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4601 This must be the new TSA Pre program. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4602 We're just doing some background checks 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4603 Don't stop. My Nana says they carry germs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4604 That's some serious weed if he got this high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4605 Boy you can find all sorts of things in the CLOUD these days 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4606 Captain, I think we should wait until we get to cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4607 Attention passengers, please ignore the singer songwriter on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4608 Talk about being left up in the air... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4609 I'm not sure we can let him in with his emotional support cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4610 ... Yep, then he'll ask for an upgrade. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4611 You should try it, too. It's awesome. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4612 Don't worry, that's Cloud Nine: he's doing fine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4613 Is that Neil Young? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4614 Don't stop for him; that bag will never fit in the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4615 We don't even have a scanner to check his passport and boarding pass. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4616 I guess someone sent him to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4617 I always wondered what happened to Kerouac. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4618 He’s gonna have to check that bag though. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4619 It won't fit in the overhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4620 Hippie 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4621 Should we stop and pick him up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4622 Sully would know what to do. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4623 Galaxy Hitchhiker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4624 Hey look Rodger Mcguinn is still 8 miles high!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4625 Now I understand why they call this route 'the highway to heaven'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4626 Yikes. Control tower requesting a lower altitude. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4627 Ignore him. He’s selling another guide to the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4628 He's going the wrong way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4629 Don't stop, he's higher than a kite! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4630 Do you think he's looking for Air B&B? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4631 What’s he on? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4632 I think it's time to put on the oxygen masks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4633 What else is he supposed to do? Mick Jagger kicked him off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4634 He sure gets around; yesterday we passed him over Omaha. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4635 I wonder what he's high on? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4636 On your left, a former passenger who finally found his lost luggage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4637 ...You think he wants to go to Cloud 9, Captain ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4638 I see United overbooked again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4639 This is not a good area, shake the wings. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4640 I'm really seeing the ghost of Elvis, or else someone turned off the oxygen again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4641 And you didn't see anything either! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4642 The Rolling Stones right? "...Hey! You! Get off of my cloud..." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4643 Guess they closed the stairway to heaven. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4644 Not with that oversized carry on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4645 I told him, “get off my cloud.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4646 Don’t stop. I bet he’s high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4647 It's against policy to pick up anyone on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4648 You see a lot of them now since they started deporting them too. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4649 Sorry, this is as high as we’re going! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4650 You mean you just fly by? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4651 Boy, talking about having your head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4652 Say, doesn't that look like Allen Ginsberg? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4653 I swear he looks like Billy Graham! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4654 I think he's in the wrong galaxy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4655 I heard they started filming the 2018 version of "Twilight Zone" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4656 Yesterday he was on cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4657 Jan and I cleaned out the attic last weekend. We're storing all the crazy relatives in the cloud now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4658 Let's ignore him. He most likely uploaded a whole commune to the iCloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4659 How did he get past security? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4660 Isn't that the guy Elon Musk put into orbit in a Tesla Roadster? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4661 Wow! That’s the new flotation device! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4662 Could be Elon Musk's driver. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4663 Jesus Christ! Who does he think he's think he's fooling with the guitar? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4664 I read "Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Universe," and he really should be a lot more further by now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4665 Hey,hey,you, get me off of this cloud - 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4666 Ever since they legalized pot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4667 Are you saying you'd rather have god as your copilot? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4668 It’s probably not a good idea to pick up strangers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4669 Don't pull over. That guy never chips in for gas. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4670 We could drop him at the rest stop on Cloud Nine 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4671 You say hitchhiker, and I say high jacker let’s call the whole thing off. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4672 I know it's -supposed- to be basic economy but how can we tell them apart from deranged killers? Keep flying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4673 Don't stop, he's phishing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4674 Bubble over older pilots head...“Why don’t people dress up to travel anymore?” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4675 This takes 'bum a ride' to a new level, literally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4676 This must be the Tesla dummy dropping from outer space, pay it no mind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4677 The forecast did say, "Cloudy, with a chance of hitchhikers." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4678 He got sucked into one of our engines last week. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4679 Then he says, “if you can’t stand the heat get out of my...” hey you see that? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4680 I must say, his optimism is pretty far out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4681 Born again hitch hiker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4682 I think we found D.B. Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4683 Don't pull over... Pull up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4684 "If he can fly this thing, that would be a break. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4685 Dude's in rock 'n roll heaven. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4686 Mr Lee, are we in one of your Iron Man cameos? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4687 Fuel, jewels, or Moscow mules. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4688 This iCloud thing has gotten out of control. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4689 He must have just read "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4690 Don't even think about it, Sully. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4691 It was legal in his day. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4692 (Captain)It's really getting bad. (Co Captain) And they know we can't stop!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4693 OK, but he'll have to pay for that carry-on 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4694 Never knew Jesus was a hitch hicker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4695 I think he's that angel who hasn't earned his wings yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4696 Those hippies are on the up and up 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4697 That Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy must not be fake news after all ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4698 Lyft has a new business model 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4699 The Sixties are so over for me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4700 He's from Denver.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4701 What you can't see won't avert you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4702 Keep going. We can't charge him for a checked bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4703 Damn! Where's the tesla ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4704 I think that's D.B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4705 I missed the bus! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4706 I have a strict policy to not pickup hitchhikers on their way to heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4707 People are getting too high these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4708 I don’t think it’s a “thumbs up.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4709 Sorry, this is direct 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4710 Elvis - always trying to get back to Vegas! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4711 From Cloud Nine to living on a wing and a prayer. What happened? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4712 Sorry, we're fully booked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4713 Elon Musk's brand is everywhere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4714 Don’t be fooled, Sully, he used to be Lead singer for “Flock of Seagulls”. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4715 He could probably teach us a thing or two about lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4716 Speed up. That's Charles Manson! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4717 He must have lost his guide to the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4718 Stand by passengers are really getting desperate lately. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4719 I sure hope he’s got the guide with him..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4720 Don't make eye contact. Just another long-haired hippie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4721 is this what they mean “ the cloud will change the industry”? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4722 Does'nt he know he needs a ticket to ride? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4723 Where's security? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4724 Maybe we should pick him up. What if it's Jesus and he was kicked out of Heaven and needs a lift? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4725 We're up so high, I think we hit Heaven! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4726 Guess he lost his "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4727 Well, this is California airspace. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4728 I remember the days when hitchhikers, just felt they were on a cloud.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4729 Check the altimeter: I just saw an angel of my better nature. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4730 $35 for a bag? I’ll take the next flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4731 I Don’t think we survived the landing 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4732 But if we stop for him, we won't have time to finish our chemtrails. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4733 He's already on Cloud Nine; how much better does he think it gets? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4734 Too high for a drone, I wonder what's next? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4735 Uhh... Captain... What's the checklist say about this one? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4736 After all that fuss in the Bay Area, Apple canceled the busses to iCloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4737 Keep going ... he looks suspicious. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4738 Is he cirrus? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4739 All your stuff is stored here in the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4740 Lucky for him there are clouds in the sky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4741 On his way to the galaxy 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4742 I don't think it would be very fair to the people who paid. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4743 I think I know that guy! You'd think he would have dressed for the cold. We'll pick him up on the way back, if he's still there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4744 What do you think? Should we pick him up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4745 I heard , back in your day, you actually would pick them up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4746 That's only cloud three. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4747 Look, it's the man from the moon 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4748 I'm sure the next SpaceX rocket will pick him up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4749 I hope this isn't another Twilight Zone episode. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4750 - Fly faster, honey. He could be a terrorist. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4751 He has his wings! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4752 Everybody wants an upgrade. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4753 He doesn't need another lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4754 I know the airline hates when we fly with empty seats. But this is getting ridiculous! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4755 Whoa, that dude looks high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4756 No Too manning care-ons 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4757 Hey! Looks like that dude is finally getting off my cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4758 Damn hitchhikers. You'd think they 'd have a little pride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4759 I've heard of being "high as a kite", but this is the first time I've seen it! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4760 OK OK But we can't pick up ever angel novice and fly them to earth to earn wings. It's too disconcerting to the passengers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4761 Uhhh Jerry, before we let him on the plane lets review the admission criteria for heaven. He’s looking a little sketchy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4762 Poor guy. Guess he didn’t get the gate change notifications. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4763 Like Sergeant Schultz says, "I see nothing"... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4764 '" That pothead is always on Cloud 9" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4765 I don't pick-up hitchhikers. How can you stand on a cloud? I still won't give you a ride but your cloud standing thing is pretty cool. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4766 Elvis? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4767 Sorry, overbooked! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4768 So that’s where D.B. Cooper has been all this time! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4769 He must fly United. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4770 Well, it is cheaper than stand-by. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4771 Jeez Sully, you’re pressing your luck by picking up strangers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4772 I'd like to hitch a ride . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4773 Sometimes the final background check, makes them lose their wings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4774 If we weren't 20 minutes behind schedule I'd pick him up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4775 Trump can't build a wall this high 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4776 Another one stuck on cloud nine, Jim. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4777 Wonder what he is high on. Must be some very good stuff. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4778 People will do anything to avoid those TSA patdowns. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4779 Looks like he's stratus'd 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4780 That big bag would need to be checked. I say we keep flying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4781 I think he's telling us all of our flight data is backed up and safe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4782 Don't stop. He looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4783 Obviously it's an attempt to bypass security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4784 Clouds are breaking and we are heading to landing in San Francisco 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4785 That's not what I meant by 'lift.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4786 We can, but he's going to have to check that bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4787 Don't stop. He looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4788 I bet that guy has a guide to the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4789 What kind of brakes does he think we have? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4790 Keep going. If he can afford the cloud, he can afford the fare. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4791 Don’t stop! He’s got an oversized carry on! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4792 You're right, he's not giving us the finger. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4793 Talk about "high". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4794 Passengers on our left may enjoy the view of purgatory. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4795 I missed the 4:15 flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4796 He's been up here since 1969, blames the brown acid. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4797 What some people will try to avoid arport security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4798 Do you suppose Uber is using Cloud technology? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4799 My records show he has Global Entry - let him in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4800 If he's homeless: no; if he's hipster: OK. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4801 His thumb should be pointed out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4802 Hey, Bob should we stop and pick him up? Na, he looks kinda sketchy, better just ignore him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4803 I need a ride from hell to earth please! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4804 Take me to heaven! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4805 I’ll put it this way...if we DON'T pick him up, then Mr. Shatner in 23A is about to get quite a surprise. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4806 Nine miles high, no TSA line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4807 Okay, we'll bring him on board. But, we have to charge him for the carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4808 Just wave; he thinks this is a truck. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4809 Those tickets to Cloud 8 are real cheap, but people don't think ahead about that final leg. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4810 He was upgraded from standby to floatby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4811 "He's going to South by Southwest, but not by Delta. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4812 Sorry buddy we are going to Havana, Cuba, not heaven 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4813 Do we have 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Stratosphere?' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4814 Drifter... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4815 I thought "The Hitch-hiker's Guide To The Galaxy" was fiction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4816 Well, that settles it, time to replace the altimeter again.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4817 maybe he'll blow us 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4818 Do you think we should call it in? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4819 I guess Cloud 9 isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4820 I would stop, but he has a carry-on and we are out of overhead storage space. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4821 The stairway to heaven must be under repair. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4822 Clearly, It's better to burn out than fade away? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4823 Company policy is don't report a UFO or a hitch-hiker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4824 Is that William Shatner? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4825 Oh shit, there's that hobo I killed in 1973. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4826 No hitchhikers means no hitchhikers even with holy jeans! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4827 Hey, is that the guy who was in the unfortunate runway accident?... naaaaa... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4828 Don't panic, it's just another tripper on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4829 I think we should check our horoscopes first. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4830 If the wing doesn't get him, I say we pick him up on the way back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4831 Don't forget the baggage fee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4832 The flight attendants hate repeating the safety instructions. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4833 Let’s give the poor guy a ride, then charge three hundred bucks for the carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4834 Attention passengers, to our left you can now see the patron saint of overbooking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4835 Just don't make eye contact. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4836 I wouldn't stop, we just passed a prison. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4837 Looks like an oversized carry-on bag, keep going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4838 4D is open, but it's Economy Plus. Think he has status? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4839 Think he knows it's a fifty buck fee for cloud pickup? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4840 Don't pick him up - we already passed cloud eight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4841 This is a direct flight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4842 Should we pick him up?" "Nah, it's just another hippie falling from Cloud 9! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4843 Teacher: Can you show me your homework studensts? Students: Sure! Of curse, teacher!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4844 How high ARE we? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4845 Hey You! Get off of my cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4846 That makes THREE I've seen since California legalized pot!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4847 Okay, but he sits in Coach. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4848 Think we should stop? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4849 Does he really want to go back? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4850 Just pretend these hitchhikers are telling us that we are doing a great job flying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4851 Oh, fine, we can take him, but he has to be out by Atlanta. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4852 Ignore him. He offers to pay for jet fuel but he never does. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4853 These venture capitalists are too much. They get to the gate late, miss the flight, and still think they can board if they meet us midway. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4854 I guess Google was right. Everything is saved to the cloud now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4855 Don't be alarmed, just another unidentified floating vagrant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4856 I don't know, there's something off about him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4857 Folks, if you look out the left side of the plane you'll get the rare chance to see someone who managed to book the $29 fare sale on JetBlue. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4858 Some people will do anything to avoid TSA. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4859 That guy on Cloud Eight doesn’t look too happy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4860 He looks like a guy I saw at a Dead show. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4861 What are you looking at? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4862 I'll give him credit for having his backpack in the upright position. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4863 Looks like he's leaving Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4864 Co-pilot: "Look Phil, a sky diver! Should we stop and pick him up?" Pilot: "No, John, keep flying." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4865 Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4866 It's rough even in heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4867 Man, we're a lot higher than I thought. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4868 I can let you have some gas, but I'm a little short myself. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4869 Sir, I think we're way too high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4870 Angle or not, I still think this is risky. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4871 Better pass him by. He looks really high to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4872 When hitchhikers are this high, I don't even slow down for them. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4873 can you radio Kanye West for instructions ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4874 Another millennial looking for a free ride! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4875 I didn't know that David Crosby had died. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4876 Our job has certainly gotten harder now that so many states have legalized marijuana. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4877 Finding cheap ways to travel 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4878 We'd better check that altimeter again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4879 I take it, THIS is our ‘deadhead’? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4880 We are not stopping, that duffle bag is clearly not carry-on size. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4881 Think we should we pull over? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4882 The latest cloud update I assume. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4883 Airplane tickets take you everywhere these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4884 Looks like the Flying Tomato took too much height on the half-pipe again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4885 I know him. Once on board he always wants an upgrade. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4886 Are we high? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4887 My mother said to never pickup strangers 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4888 They are getting really exact when it comes to Air Miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4889 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy needs to be upgraded. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4890 Oh No, another Cabinet member wants to fly free! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4891 Do you think he's on his way to Cloud 9 or returning from it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4892 Now there's a guy who doesn't feel the same kind of pressure we do. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4893 What does he think we are? An air bus? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4894 Are you flying past Cloud 8? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4895 I think he is high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4896 Jesus Christ?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4897 I think he was in the rock group, Vanity Fare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4898 Don't make eye contact, that guys clearly high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4899 Oh, him? He's been up here ever since Jerry Garcia died. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4900 Wow, times have hit hard since the halo and cream cheese days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4901 Fine, but he's still got to pay for a bottle of water 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4902 I wouldn't mind stopping for him, but his carry-on is just way too big. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4903 Keep going! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4904 No way. Looks like a farter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4905 Go back around, he must have some really good drugs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4906 We might be a tad low, Bill. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4907 He must be coming from the Led Zeppelin concert. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4908 You would think Heaven would have a more robust transportation system. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4909 Oh, so that's why it's called Spirit Airlines. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4910 I’d stop but his bag is longer than 24”. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4911 I see Trump Airlines has a new way to bump passengers who are Democrats. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4912 Was the turbulence on A368 really that bad? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4913 Lousy cloud-based ride share 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4914 I need a lift to Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4915 This freak has got to be high on something. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4916 We must be over Denver. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4917 If this one too will say he is from flight 370, I am changing the course. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4918 He must have taken a wrong turn at Mt. Everest. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4919 His shoes are going to be all wet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4920 People should know the risks of booking with a discount airline. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4921 That's a UFO. Unidentified fingered object. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4922 The manuel says to ignore any D.B. Cooper sightings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4923 Don't pull over! This isn't the 60's! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4924 'We're really taking standby to new heights.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4925 Elvis has lost weight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4926 Didn't we pass a prison two miles below? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4927 That's the trouble with these runs to St. Cloud, Minnesota. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4928 Tell D.B. Cooper that if he wants a ride home after all this time, he'd better have the money on him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4929 Another Rolling Stones fan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4930 He's on the way down and his head is in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4931 Last time he was passed a wing was eaten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4932 Actually, he’s just telling us we’re doing a great job flying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4933 Wish you were still flying copters? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4934 If he's this high he must want a ride to Burning Man. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4935 Sheesh, next we'll have tin cups! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4936 I saw this guy on the side of the road with a sign that said " Heaven" so I hit him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4937 Everything is in the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4938 First it's hijackers, now we got hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4939 Not this time. The flight's completely full and there's no more room in cargo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4940 Sorry Bud, that's too big for a carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4941 Sorry pal, we are not getting any higher 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4942 Isn't the seat 22B vacant? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4943 I doubt he has the $25 for that bag--let Southwest pick him up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4944 Homelessness really has gone way up! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4945 Is this the Stories Behind the Paintings tour for entry-level donors? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4946 Who are you calling genre art? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4947 No, YOU were framed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4948 Finally, something realistic. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4949 We have no idea what we signify. We came to see the art, not BE the art. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4950 I wouldn't pick him up. He looks pretty high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4951 Legalize pot and you see what happens?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4952 Is that Jack Kerouac? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4953 Do you doubt me now that we are heading towards Amsterdam? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4954 I knew the company was keeping its information in the cloud, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4955 Its the newest mileage redemption option from our loyalty program. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4956 He should have stored his ticket on the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4957 It's not Billy Graham, that's for certain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4958 He'd be better off waiting for the Southwest behind us - as bags go free there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4959 The people look like tramps from up here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4960 United really needs to stop overbooking! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4961 Should we pull over? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4962 No it's not Ambien Steve, it IS the guy from Skynnerd! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4963 “ Its titled “ Humanity “......... I seen better. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4964 We're making art great again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4965 I’m no longer certian my head is in it’s full and upright position. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4966 You fellas happen to be going my way? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4967 Pick him up...it's Elvis. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4968 Keep going. He's either a hitchhiker with an oversized carry-on or an air traffic controller on a no-fly list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4969 I knew legalizing pot was gonna be a problem... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4970 now where do you think he's going joe? considering where his thumbs pointed, id guess space.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4971 I wonder where he wants to go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4972 It’s by Lewis Carroll. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4973 cloud steerage 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4974 I'd give him a lift, but I think he's on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4975 Is Dogs Playing Poker over there? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4976 Your immigration status is on hold. Being my brother may no longer be good enough. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4977 Don’t! Our flight’s full! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4978 That's really unsafe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4979 That’s me ten years ago. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4980 Another Kerouac wannabe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4981 Aren't trips to heaven one-way? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4982 I guess that guy didn't have enough frequent flyer miles? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4983 Don't fall for it! Haven't you been briefed on the 'Cumulonimbus Slasher' serial killer? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4984 Now I can really tell you what I think of the family. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4985 Don't stop, we have no idea where that thumb has been. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4986 Oh, yeah? Well, you ain't exactly a prime example of tonality, coloration and varied brushwork yourself, buddy! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4987 How are we going slow enough to see him? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4988 His carry-on bag is too large to fit in the overhead compartment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4989 Don't pick him up. I think he's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4990 I hate it when they route us near Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4991 It's been since the '60's that anyone was high enough to hitchhike commercial. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4992 I'm always nervous about picking up a guy with a harp. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4993 He died with unredeemed miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4994 "I quit picking up hitchhikers when they legalized pot". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4995 They call it boomer-fusion-retro-cloud...it started our West... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4996 I hear he got left there by United. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4997 Hey dude, can I get a lift to Denver? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4998 Yo! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4999 Guess no one told him we don"t fly standby anymore. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5000 Too obvious, I won't win the caption contest by referring to D. B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5001 He should know the carry-on won't fit in the overhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5002 He must have read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5003 When I took my gap year I just worked at the local corner store 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5004 It must be a metaphor for 'slipping the surly bonds'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5005 At this altitude we get a lot of them. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5006 I know we are testing the Uber model, but does our new ride-sharing fare policy apply to this one? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5007 If you stop, there's always three more waiting behind the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5008 I bet he has a lot of sky miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5009 Don't let him on. That was the kid from the last flight who was so bratty he was told to go outside and play. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5010 We are not picking up any more galaxy hitchhikers 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5011 It makes me wonder if that's not Led Zeppelin run out of stairway? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5012 He must live nearby; he's always on that same cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5013 One of us doesn't belong here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5014 Do we still have an ‘open seating’ policy for boarding 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5015 I wonder if he can play ‘Bus Driver in the Sky’ unplugged. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5016 Are you insane? He could be wearing shoes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5017 Am I dreaming, or is that D.B. Cooper? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5018 And I thought WE were high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5019 Pull over. I think I know that guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5020 We can't drop another one off in heaven. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5021 We're beginning our descent into Portlandia. The time and weather are about what you'd expect. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5022 I know we are the friendly skys, but do we have to pick up every one? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5023 That's the second heaven reject today! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5024 Don't stop. They always talk for hours. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5025 Some people will do anything to avoid the security screening line-ups. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5026 Can you avoid getting this one in the engine Sully ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5027 Yep, Cloud Nine- obviously a million miles from reality, but ev'ry man in this world is free. So we comp his flight or get sued. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5028 People will do anything to avoid the security lines. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5029 Roger that, air control, and please tell the ground crew to de-ass the wing after we land. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5030 This was the inevitable result of cloud computing 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5031 Looks like his carry-on may be too big 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5032 These drifters never pay bag fees. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5033 No, we can't pick him up there. He's at the wrong terminal. Cloud Nine is two clouds over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5034 Is he high, or what? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5035 We'll have to throw someone else out, but I'm okay with that. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5036 He took my Galaxy Guide last time I picked him up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5037 If you look out the left side of your aircraft, you will see Elvis. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5038 Can you please give me a lift? I thought more people would be using the "cloud". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5039 He's got to be High! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5040 He’s got Elon Musk written all over him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5041 I'd stop but his duffle bag exceeds the airline's carry on size. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5042 He should know the rules: gas, grass, ass, or boarding pass. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5043 It would definitely improve our ratings in the industry. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5044 Too bad we have a full flight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5045 "A man'll do anything to have some alone time."??? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5046 If he's still there, we'll pick him up on the way back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5047 I didn't think Dead & Company were on tour right now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5048 We're just a little too close to that mountain top 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5049 I know we're not supposed to pick them up, but can we put them down? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5050 Guess he is tired of Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5051 Are you sure we didn't drink the mushroom tea from Peru? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5052 It's going to be a rude awakening when he comes down from whatever he's on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5053 That carry-on isn't going to fit in the overhead. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5054 Probably couldn't afford the excess baggage fees. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5055 So that's what happened to DB Cooper! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5056 Wonder how far he's going? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5057 Talk about a no frills airline! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5058 Why bother? That wing is about to make him half the man he is now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5059 The altimeter is showing 35,000 feet but I think we're higher than that. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5060 He asked Delta for an upgrade after the Olympics. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5061 I think he's looking for a ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5062 He's doomed. It's only partly cloudy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5063 Aha, an Elon Projection 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5064 What - when did Neil Young die? I thought he was just burned out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5065 It must suck when your frequent flyer miles only get you half way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5066 I knew these drones were going to be a problem. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5067 Add some hair and I swear that’s D.B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5068 We can't stop for just anyone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5069 Sure, those jetpacks sound like a great idea till you run out of fuel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5070 I think we just found D.B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5071 Last time we stopped for someone it didn't work out well. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5072 He must be as high as a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5073 We're not stopping. My first three wives all left me for Nick Cave. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5074 Didn't we just pass him on Cloud Eight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5075 I think we'd better pick him up. This might be a test. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5076 Head in the clouds, these guys are all the same. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5077 Times are pretty turbulent. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5078 Naw, he's only on Cloud Eight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5079 Will navigate for food. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5080 The dude is clearly higher than a kite if he thinks we're gonna give him a ride! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5081 Well, then, he shouldn’t have sent his car into orbit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5082 Better not risk it. He looks high to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5083 We must be flying over San Francisco. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5084 There's that guy again. He's always high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5085 Remind me to read 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5086 I can never tell if Andy Kaufman is joking or being serious. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5087 The nerve of that guy; he knows we were overbooked! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5088 Don't stop for him. Next thing you know, he'll want food service too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5089 I'd stop, but quite frankly, we'd plummet to our deaths. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5090 He's high if he thinks we're going to stop to pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5091 I think he likes our in-flight movie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5092 Things have changed a lot since Uber bought the airline 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5093 Are you guys going Southwest? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5094 Don't pick him up! He's high! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5095 He’s already in heaven, so he probably won’t kill us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5096 Yes Ron, I know these are the friendly skies, but NO...we’re not stopping! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5097 What say we show Elon Musk who really controls the airspace? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5098 I told him it was just a Rolling Stones song. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5099 God must be his copilot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5100 He is definitely not on cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5101 Wow! I have NEVER seen anyone that needed a manicure more than that guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5102 I think I ate some bad peanuts... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5103 How's it going on cloud 9? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5104 Next time I'll have a Virgin Mary with dinner! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5105 Oh look, a drifter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5106 It's an Unidentified Freeloading Object. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5107 Heavens! Another hitch hiker to avoid. What's next?!" "Cloud climbers...? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5108 It may not look like a mushroom cloud, but it sure smells like one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5109 Struggling harpists! Why don't they get that we can't divert from our flight plan? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5110 It's Arthur Dent!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5111 I never get used to these Deadhead flights. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5112 Hey You! Get off of my cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5113 When we land don't mention him, we'll get fired for being alcoholics. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5114 He's on cloud 8 - so close. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5115 Did you also have of that orange juice they serve in first class? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5116 "TSA regs don't allow hitchhikers Alvin". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5117 Damn it Paul, this is what happens when you start giving free rides. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5118 Look, he likes our plane! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5119 Another thumbs up from him? Better check the wings and engines... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5120 Before the TSA I used to pick them all up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5121 Another young kid with his head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5122 Where's TSA when you need 'em? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5123 I think we can stop to pick him up, he only has one carry on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5124 We could stop to ask directions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5125 Okay, we'll pick him up. But you have to land this thing! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5126 How the hell do I know - I guess I just pushed the wrong key on my computer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5127 So that's where California sends them. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5128 Forgot my iCloud password... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5129 Don't even think about it captain - that head wind over Denver already put us 45 minutes behind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5130 The new organic ethanol fuel is a big hit with the spiritual environmentalists! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5131 Don't stop, no carry-ons allowed in basic economy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5132 Doesn't that fool know we can't pick up hikers anymore? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5133 To think I chose to be a pilot to get rid of hitchhikers! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5134 Is that Starman from the SpaceX roadster? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5135 I've seen a big uptick in hitchhighkers since legalization. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5136 Ground Control--This is Flight #42. We have a visual on the Hitchhiker. He is clouding around. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5137 All his bags are packed. He’s ready to go. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5138 Just ignore him; I'm done doing favors for relatives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5139 Not even if this was a helicopter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5140 We can't pick him up. Look at the size of that carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5141 What should we charge for a partial flight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5142 Another 'Lifted Up' half way, then 'Left Behind!' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5143 Should I notify Air Traffic Control of....um....an 'Unidentified Hitchhiking Object'?? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5144 Oh ... him again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5145 Another one on his way down from Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5146 Another feeble attempt without a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5147 He'd have to check the bag, though. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5148 Sully, are you sure we got everyone off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5149 I’m not sure about this one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5150 they just appear from nowhere. I wonder where they are going 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5151 No way that bag is fitting in the overhead compartment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5152 Truckin'...like the do-dah man, keep truckin'... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5153 Did the dinner have mushrooms tonight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5154 Do you think we should pull over? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5155 So,the GPS says turn left at the pedestrian on the cloud. Wow, this last update is specific. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5156 Going my way? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5157 Do you think his affiliation is right wing or left wing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5158 And for the first time since flight school, Ralph and Benny would have to make a split second decision. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5159 Didn't we see him when we left Denver? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5160 To be worthy of a ride, he'd have his own jet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5161 No halo. Looks like he missed out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5162 That Elon Musk is quite a character. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5163 There’s no way that will fit in the overheads. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5164 I know we're high but are you seeing what i'm seeing 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5165 Maybe he can give us a break, take a turn flying this thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5166 Another airhead on Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5167 OMG, who hitchhikes anymore? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5168 We were told not to pick up any hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5169 No, that's God. He only thinks he's Bono. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5170 Another dreamer trying to get back to the U.S.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5171 We're over Colorado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5172 Nope - his carry-on is too big 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5173 He’s high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5174 D.B. Cooper? Who the heck is D.B. Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5175 -I87 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5176 D.B. Cooper? No, sir, can't say I'm familiar with that individual. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5177 I just don't get the holey jeans, thing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5178 Bumping passengers en route to preserve on-time performance? Genius! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5179 I thought that Douglas Adams wrote fiction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5180 Rocketmen think they're Soooo Funny. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5181 How I long for the 60's... these guys never stop! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5182 You’d think the would have told him earlier his flight was oversold . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5183 I'm cool, I've been through heaven's security 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5184 He has long hair and shabby clothes, and that's what makes you uneasy about him? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5185 I say no. He looks like he might have some kind of weird comfort animal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5186 No way - that carry-on would never fit in the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5187 Let's not stop. He's probably no angel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5188 Another feather-headed lightweight with no respect for boundaries. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5189 Keep going - he looks really high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5190 The homeless have evolved. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5191 We're only going as far as St. Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5192 Sorry, Bob, no TSA onboard. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5193 Geez, I thought we landed first before kicking an obnoxious passenger off the plane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5194 I had no idea that’s what they meant by “cloud economy” class! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5195 Think he’ll ever find the cloud with his computer info? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5196 Keep going. This Air Force One doesn't pick up hitchhikers! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5197 Everyone's moving to the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5198 You ought to see this guy, he's out there without a hat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5199 I've been counting and ironically, that makes 42 ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5200 We shouldn't stop, it's a bumpy neighborhood. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5201 Are you sure? He seems high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5202 "Nice to see that Woodstock is alive & well! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5203 That's your lowest form of angel - no wings and forced to hitchhike. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5204 I'd say we should stop, but I doubt his bag's been checked. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5205 Do FAA regulations say anything about cloud-based hitchhikers? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5206 Didn't we just see this guy on the Atlanta leg? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5207 It's nice to see that Uber hasn't penetrated the cloud market yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5208 I guess Heaven's feeling the recession too. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5209 Those new standing room only drones are a serious distraction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5210 The weatherman did forecast dense clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5211 He wants to go back?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5212 Don’t stop. He’s high as a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5213 Look, Harry, another perpendicular hitchhiker. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5214 Must be a new icloud service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5215 Never call a flight attendant stewardess! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5216 No shoes. He must've been screened already. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5217 just ignore him,we're full 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5218 Don't trust him. His cloud service got hacked last week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5219 Captain are you sure that was a virgin margarita? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5220 Let's pick him up. He might have some pot to share. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5221 Should we download some more live music from the cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5222 Listen, son. There's no such thing as free peanuts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5223 I met that guy a while ago. He's a real air head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5224 Of COURSE I read The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5225 Let's pick him up; he deserves a free ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5226 I think he's telling us we're doing a good job. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5227 Same guy we dropped off over Nebraska. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5228 I don't know Captain, If we pick him up, we'll have to bump another passenger! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5229 Look Marty! The new, live biofeedback weathervane! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5230 You can store anything in the iCloud these days! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5231 I had the chicken salad, why do you ask... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5232 Looks like cloud nine lost its luster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5233 It’s easier than going through TSA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5234 Well you gotta give them credit for thinking above the norm... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5235 That's what he gets for trying to carry on his guitar, instead of trusting us to handle it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5236 Somebody needs to tell this guy that Woodstock is over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5237 I thought Howard Hughes passed away. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5238 Keep flying. Space X will give him a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5239 Sorry, it's ass, grass, or cash. No one rides for free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5240 I'm not doing him - we've picked up three already 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5241 What looks suspicious about him to you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5242 This happens every time ticket fares go up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5243 Hey bros. Could you give me a lift to the nearest highway to Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5244 Fine, but you have to open the door this time 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5245 Damn... am I high, or is he? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5246 Did you know it was one year ago to the day when United ejected some guy from a plane in mid-flight for having too much carry-on? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5247 Look, it's Timothy Leary and he's okay! He's just outside looking in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5248 A new level of flying, one step below standby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5249 Let him take an Uber 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5250 Careful Sully, he looks pretty sullied. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5251 I don't know, does he look "ethnic" to you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5252 Another dead hippie-freak wants a free ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5253 If we give him a lift he’ll be on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5254 Is that DB Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5255 I never stop. They all play the same Rolling Stones song. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5256 I really have to stop watching old Twilight Zone episodes before each flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5257 Another drifter? Airlock the doors. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5258 Isn’t that the guy we booted off on the way over? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5259 Maybe we are too low? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5260 You see it too? Yeah I told you that damn airline fish would do us in one day. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5261 I guess Starman got bored out there in space. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5262 We can close our eyes to the plight of the skies. Dave, you noticing all this plight? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5263 I told you flying over Parkland was a bad idea! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5264 Wow, another gold-plated parachute CEO! He must have harrassed a lot of women to be this far from earth. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5265 Isn't that Doug Adams? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5266 Godzooks! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5267 Looks like another state legalized marijuana. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5268 Don’t panic. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5269 Last time we picked up a hitchhiker she was a real angel 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5270 I felt bad putting him out, but he didn't pay the extra fee to go the whole way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5271 I thought hitchhiking was against the law. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5272 Hey, Mark! Remember me? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5273 Some people never know when to quit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5274 We should at least offer him some peanuts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5275 Captain, is he cirrus? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5276 We can take him, but he'll have to check his bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5277 Keep going ... That backpack looks bigger than the allowable carry-on size and I’ll bet he doesn’t have the $25 bucks on him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5278 Sorry this is a non-stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5279 I would, but he might be a hijacker. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5280 Roger, we are over Denver. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5281 I guess the Tesla moon landing effort had some problems! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5282 He looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5283 It's okay, the wing will get him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5284 Ass, grass or gas....no one flies for free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5285 Immigrants reached here too? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5286 Seems like everything is on the Cloud these days 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5287 Coming down off cloud nine is never easy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5288 Didn't we just pass him a few clouds ago? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5289 Oh, to be young, carefree and high again... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5290 It's best if you don't make eye contact. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5291 Poor guy. He made it to the Pearly Gates. But the wrong Gate! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5292 Moral of the story: never board a United Airlines flight with too much carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5293 It must be spring break at Hey U. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5294 What would Sully do? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5295 Jog a little left, we can suck him right in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5296 I thought that guy was an angel at first! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5297 He refuses to take the stairway to heaven. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5298 Oh, Shit! (Note: these are the most common last words recorded on the cockpit voice recorder in fatal aircraft accidents.) 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5299 Which airline do you think dropped him off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5300 If he got this far, he can get himself the rest of the way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5301 Now, that's odd. You don't see many hitchhikers anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5302 Let's stop -- he seems like a first-class guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5303 Things people do to avoid the TSA line... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5304 Never trust a hitch-hiker on a strange cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5305 He can't afford a plan ticket, but those ripped jeans are definitely designer 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5306 Ignore him! He's obviously high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5307 Pretty soon you boys will be out of business. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5308 Didn't we recently see this in a 'New Yorker' magazine cartoon? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5309 Is he hitchhiking or recommending the mashed potatoes? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5310 I'm not convinced he actually needs a lift. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5311 Sure he exists on a 'higher plane'. But it's our plane, and he never kicks in for fuel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5312 That's one way to beat the long lines at TSA... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5313 They weren't specific enough when they said the hitchhiker problem was rising 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5314 "Forget it. I've seen this movie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5315 He could be trying to hitch a ride, but in my honest opinion he’s just letting us know where doing a damn fine job! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5316 I think he wants to get higher! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5317 Colorado 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5318 Not as many hitchhikers nowadays as there used to be 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5319 Says his name is Poppins? I'm not buying it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5320 What if he's a hitchhijacker? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5321 He's high as a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5322 Don't let him board. He's higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5323 The Cloudman Cometh 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5324 He’s already on cloud nine! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5325 Think that's a thumbs up because we're doing such a great job, or because he wants us to take him closer to heaven? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5326 Too bad we don't make flights to Hell 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5327 Is this what they mean by, "the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5328 I knew the wall would become obsolete 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5329 He told the Genie he wanted to get high... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5330 Hitching? Maybe. But hiking? I don't think so. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5331 "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy"devotees from the seventies are still out there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5332 Just chip in $20,000 for gas 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5333 Sorry, but we don't stop for hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5334 Isn't that Jeff Bezos? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5335 Hey, I know that guy! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5336 Hitchhikers guide to galaxy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5337 Sorry men, we have a full flight 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5338 Damn! We are going the other way 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5339 I've seen several of these since pot was legalized. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5340 Hello Seattle tower, we've found DB Cooper! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5341 I gusss he did not hear about the new bag policy in Hitchhiker Class. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5342 I think I've been reading too much Douglas Adams. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5343 We'll pick him up on our way back if it doesn't rain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5344 He must’ve gotten so high that he missed Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5345 Nah, he might be dangerous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5346 Tell him we're not allowed to stop for hitch hikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5347 How do you think the homeless get to New York. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5348 Hey, didn't we see him above Lubbock last week? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5349 Quite a layover. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5350 Let him wait for the Airbus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5351 I think he’s trying to get to Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5352 Is that your only contact on the G cloud? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5353 I'll pick him up on one condition: He has to check the bagpipes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5354 Keep going! The last time we picked someone up it was a ride to hell! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5355 The previous flight must have been oversold. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5356 Budget airlines can go out of business so quickly these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5357 So that's what gets you up here -somebody better tell John McCain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5358 Let him walk. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5359 Don't bother. He's stepping through to the next galaxy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5360 I would stop but there is no room for his bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5361 Didn't we just pass cloud nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5362 Keep going, Drew. His bag is over regulation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5363 We have space, but he'll have to check his bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5364 That's the third one this week! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5365 Don't stop, he looks a little sketchy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5366 Isn't that the guy who wouldn't check his bag? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5367 Better dip that left wing a little, Bert. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5368 Pilot 1: Uber hasn't gone aerial yet. Should we tell him? Pilot 2: He must have missed that email. It's not my problem. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5369 Hey Sully? I'm beginning to think you didn't miraculously pull us out of that nose dive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5370 I think we just crossed the highway to heaven! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5371 I can't quite tell if that's his thumb or middle finger 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5372 Sully, if that's D. B. Cooper think of the sequel they'd shoot if you gave him a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5373 Can't he just take the stairway to heaven? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5374 Absolutely, do NOT stop to pick this guy up - he never has gas money! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5375 Look it’s Cloud 69 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5376 Yup, everything’s in the cloud now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5377 There he is again. Doing fine, fine, fine on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5378 No more brownies for me. I think I'm high enough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5379 Apparently the right-wing poverty solution is to store the homeless in the cloud.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5380 Yeah, ...air traffic control? He claims he's lost his lawn chair tied to a lot of balloons 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5381 Group twenty must be boarding 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5382 They don't let us drink. Maybe they shouldn't let us eat mushrooms, either. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5383 Another one looking for cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5384 It's a good thing they don't test for shrums. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5385 Not with my peanut allergy.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5386 Which do you think it is: gas, grass or ass? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5387 Yes, this is cloud nine, but not what it used to be! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5388 Everything's on the Cloud these days? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5389 We’re not stopping. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5390 Somebody told me that the Hebrew word for hitchhiker is "Trampist". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5391 Teleportation aliens and airplanes. I hear Roswell New Mexico calling. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5392 No, that's not D.B. Cooper. No, that's snow not clouds, and no, you can't steer the plane. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5393 What was in those brownies? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5394 We're on a direct flight to Heaven! Can't stop for every hitchhiking prisoner, politician or sexual scalawag ... as ... the plane would capsize before we could ever rise above the clouds! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5395 They've been flying high since pot's been legal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5396 Don't stop. Looks like one of those European socialists to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5397 Our altitude gauge may not be accurate… 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5398 Don't stop, he's probably high on something. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5399 His name is Arthur Dent. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5400 May I suggest ,no more “special” brownies before takeoff. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5401 Yesterday we saw a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5402 I knew DB Cooper was still alive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5403 I'd help him out, but I can't remember my password to the Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5404 This could mean one of us is pulling up to the wrong gate. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5405 I'm afraid our skies aren't that friendly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5406 Nope. TSA does not allow passenger uploads from the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5407 Flying standby is so iffy these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5408 I think the manual prohibits picking up hitchhikers, but my memory is a bit cloudy... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5409 Only if he chips in for gas. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5410 Look, there's Joe ! Too bad we can't stop and give him a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5411 Remember what happened last time we picked up that hitch hiker? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5412 Should we pick him up? Nah, he looks shifty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5413 Passengers only get annoyed by the creatures on the wings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5414 Isn't that the guy we dropped on Cloud 9 last week? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5415 Don’t stop for this guy. He’s got an emotional support bazooka in that bag. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5416 Drift over and I’ll get him with the door. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5417 Here at United, we take unruly behavior very seriously. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5418 If we add an extra passenger, I'll tell the crew to give Mr. Shatner a Xanax. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5419 Now approaching Denver International. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5420 We can't do it. All of the vacancies are in first class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5421 Sorry Buddy, we're nonstop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5422 Snowflakes... always looking for a free ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5423 You're still going to have to pay full price, Mr. LaPierre. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5424 Remind me again about the last time you gave D.B. a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5425 His jetpack must have run out of fuel again! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5426 Up for a ride? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5427 Looks like United’s already been here this morning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5428 Don’t stop, he’s definitely high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5429 They must have found his Comfort Cockroach. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5430 Probably another one of those high tech guys who works on cloud based solutions 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5431 Are we low or is he high? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5432 Enough of Cloud storage, eh! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5433 Hitchhiker's ride to the galaxy? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5434 Oh my god! It’s D. B. Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5435 Don't stop, he only wants to use our bathroom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5436 He’s still high from Woodstock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5437 He bought a seat on the wing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5438 I'd give him a lift if he didn't have such a large carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5439 I guess people don't change. Down there, he'd only fly standby too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5440 That new standby ticket program is murder... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5441 He's living on a prayer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5442 No way. He looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5443 He must be giving us a thumbs up. I don't think he needs a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5444 I say we keep going. I don't like his altitude. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5445 This is your Captain speaking. If you look out the left side of the plane you'll see we've just crossed the Sierras and entered California. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5446 Sorry pal, too much carry-on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5447 Where’s Gus and Ezra? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5448 He must think we're the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5449 I think I saw that guy at a Dead show back in '85. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5450 Has anyone seen Jeff? Oh shit..how'd he get out there? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5451 Do you think we’re a little too high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5452 I know company policy doesn't allow it, but damn, this guy is good. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5453 He claims that he has gold status and a million mileage points that he's never been able to use. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5454 Geeze, Evelyn must of packed the bridge club’s brownies again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5455 Let’s see if he knows the way to San Jose. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5456 Looks like the stork never made it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5457 Nope, we don't do that anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5458 For Heaven's sake, we can't fly that far up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5459 Looks a lot like Scott Adams 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5460 Ah, captain. What does the blinking red light on the terrain avoidance thingy mean? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5461 Too much carry on right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5462 You only go around once. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5463 Another hitchhiker? Well, this is a Virgin Atlantic flight, not Virgin Galactic! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5464 Are you kidding? He's high as a kite! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5465 He looks dangerous.Let’s wing him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5466 He looks higher than a kite and probably smells like ozone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5467 I saw him in standby, which he obviously did not need. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5468 Hey, isn’t that DB Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5469 Absolutely not, let him call Uber! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5470 How do we know he's going to Philadelphia? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5471 If we weren't full I'd stop to give him a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5472 I swear it's Clark Gable! Go around again and see if we can't get Claudia Colbert showing some nice leg. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5473 He wouldn't have a prayer if we don't give him a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5474 'Can't go on...everything I had is gone with the wind..." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5475 No, we’re not pulling over! Look at him; he’s high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5476 He must have been with the guru on the mountain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5477 We're not going to the galaxy, we're going to Vegas. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5478 Ok fine, kicking passengers off flights has gotten a little out of hand 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5479 We get a lot of drifters on this route. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5480 He's definitely not one of the clouds' illusions I recall. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5481 He's do'in fine - on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5482 I say no; he looks high to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5483 First they cancel the NRA discount, then they tell us no more deadheads..... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5484 Sorry fella. The cabin door was closed for take-off, and you know the rules. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5485 I heard some of the other airlines were ejecting passengers 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5486 I Think he was on our last flight 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5487 To Cloud Nine, please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5488 Another one who just read the Cliff Notes of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5489 Don't look at him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5490 I've heard of a hitchhiker in a cloud, but... Oh, wait -- turns out I have a cyst on my ovary. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5491 What was in those cough pills you gave me? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5492 Captain, should we pick him up?” “I don’t know, do you think he’s high? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5493 I told them ticket prices were too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5494 Remember when the Eurail pass was all the rage? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5495 I didn't have enough points to qualify for airport pickup. They said you'd find me along the way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5496 We don't have to decide...he's hitchhiking the other way. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5497 Since we’re lost, no harm in asking him to guide us to Mars 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5498 I don't think he registered his flight plan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5499 I look at clouds from both sides now. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5500 Well what do you know, looks like there is something worse than flying coach... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5501 He's obviously very high right now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5502 You know we can’t pick him up unless he’s gone through TSA screening. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5503 This may be one of those two-way mirrors. I'll bet there's someone on the other side staring at us right now! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5504 This younger generation of flying monkeys wants everything handed to them. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5505 It's gotta be our new THC branding. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5506 He's got no ass and probably no gas, but he may have some grass. I say we pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5507 Did you eat the chicken with mushrooms? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5508 He sure LOOKS like D.B. Cooper! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5509 I think I know that guy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5510 He's President of the Mile High Club. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5511 Another sixties hippie that got really high, 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5512 There wasn't supposed to be a cloud in the sky today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5513 He should have taken a Left at Albuquerque! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5514 I mean, it's not like we don't have room... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5515 Hey! You! Get off of my cloud. Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud, baby 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5516 Snopes said that was a hoax. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5517 This recreational marijuana thing is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5518 Hey, I think we found DB Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5519 Those IT guys never get it until it's too late. Once you move to the cloud, it's hard to find a way back. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5520 We could take him as far as Vegas. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5521 The FAA won't allow us to pick up passengers that high 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5522 Do you think pot is legal up here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5523 Guess things are pretty bad up here TOO! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5524 Ever since that stairway to heaven opened, it's really changed the neighborhood. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5525 Ok, our last stop! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5526 Looks like I definitely picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5527 Must be a freak-went flyer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5528 Looks like cloud nine wasn't all he thought it'd be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5529 Douglas Adams again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5530 Ignore. It's 3D flight simulation for kids. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5531 Who thought planes should uber? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5532 For the last time, it's not a jet plane, John Denver! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5533 We've gotten several likes after I changed our travel status to Wherever Your Poor Life Choices Take Us 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5534 I haven't picked up a hitchhiker since the late '60s. How about you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5535 He’s on cloud 9! He wants to leave? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5536 Man... I think we’re to “high”! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5537 Don't. You'll just encourage him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5538 Live from The New Yorker, it's Saturday night! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5539 I don't like hippie hitch hikers either, but he is on cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5540 His cloud-about must have run out of fuel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5541 Cloud nine ain't what it used to be! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5542 Yet another broke Pyeongchang snowboard loser still pursuing his dream. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5543 I guess 30,000 feet is the border between the proletariat and the bourgeoisie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5544 Can’t do it, overhead bins are full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5545 Keep Flying...He wants to go to New Haven. He can't spell. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5546 Sully..... Free Bird strike. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5547 He must be going to Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5548 Oh my! He took to flying standby quite literally. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5549 O my God, is that William Shatner? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5550 I’d offer him a ride, but I think he’s high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5551 Now everything’s in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5552 Don’t stop to pick him up. There’s no more room in first class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5553 Okay, but remember what happened with that hitch-hijacker over Tulsa. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5554 When you fly enough miles, you start seeing the same people. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5555 We’re only Terrestrial. He’ll have to wait for the next Space Probe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5556 Keep going and try not to make any eye contact. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5557 That's Neil Young. Boy is he high! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5558 Looks like they've changed the flying standby policy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5559 I'm in limbo, man! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5560 We used to pick them up, but baggage fees changed all that. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5561 He probably has a dog hiding in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5562 He had memories. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5563 Obviously high on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5564 *No way. Obviously he's high on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5565 I never understood why the industry labeled Douglas Adams's novels as "fiction." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5566 You're right. He's CLEARLY high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5567 Even if it IS Benjamin Schwartz, company policy is "No Hitchhikers". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5568 We got any open seats? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5569 He's taken homelessness to a new level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5570 Lord knows where he's headed.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5571 Hey Captain, which should I cover on my travel bingo card, hippy or hitchhiker? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5572 This is what happens when we let them save their reservations on the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5573 This feels like a test. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5574 Don't enable him. If no one stops he'll realize he has to get an Airbus of his own. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5575 All this to avoid the baggage fee? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5576 Don't stop, these are not the friendly skies. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5577 Dumb, but way cool. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5578 Perhaps storing The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in the cloud wasn't such a great idea, after all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5579 There's that crazy high-tech guru from iCloud again! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5580 one of us is going the wrong way and i think its us 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5581 To be honest, it might be nice to hear someone else's life story for a change. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5582 Nah, we can't. No way that bag is under 50 pounds... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5583 Cap'n Sully, can you rescue him from reliving Woodstock? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5584 Do we have any jump seats left? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5585 I'm reminded of that Twilight Zone episode... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5586 Does he know it's surge pricing right now? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5587 He likes our plane. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5588 Odd. Generally, people hitchhiker TO Cloud Nine, not away from it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5589 You just never know what you're going to find that's been uploaded to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5590 After Trump was elected, I'm not surprised by anything I see. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5591 *stairway to heaven still under construction* 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5592 So sorry, we only stop at cloud nine 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5593 I've heard about this. They're calling it, high hitchjacking. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5594 That's how you become a statistic. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5595 Too bad we have a full flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5596 I would, but he looks a little high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5597 If we stop to give him a lift, we'll lose ours! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5598 Maybe we better just stick with gas or grass this time around. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5599 Do you think he went through security with that backpack? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5600 I guess they went ahead and put standby in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5601 Officer, I can promise you I am not high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5602 i’d prefer uber but i guess this will do 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5603 Another one! I thought cloud storage was virtual. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5604 Don't stop. It could be a serial aberration. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5605 They really went for it when they called this cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5606 Another one who just got kicked out of heaven! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5607 I'd stop, but that bag won't fit in the overhead bins. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5608 Nothing unusual ever happens to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5609 Pretend that you don't see him. He's obviously high on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5610 I could have sworn I just saw Jack Kerouac. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5611 High. On every level. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5612 Don't do it, Carl. You know it's not safe to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5613 Immigrants and dreamers on cloud 9 are still not getting in...per Trump. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5614 Does he mean, "up, up, away we go?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5615 Hey you, get off of that cloud...Oh that's Mick. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5616 Don't stop. I can see her boyfriend behind the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5617 That's some serious dead-heading right there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5618 We can stop for Paul Kantner can't we. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5619 pretend you don't see him 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5620 He's got to be High! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5621 He looks high to me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5622 After his job fishing at DreamWorks, he's been trying to make his way down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5623 No guide, no galaxy, I guess. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5624 I don't know how we passed the drug and alcohol test. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5625 I hear he’s a bit smug. I don’t like his altitude. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5626 You'd think an i-cloud guys would know about Uber or LYFT. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5627 D.B. Cooper, I presume. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5628 The TSA really stinks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5629 Roger? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5630 I don’t think his backpack will fit in the overhead, captain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5631 My mother told me not to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5632 He should have flown the nonstop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5633 He gets around. I saw him three weeks ago high above Australia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5634 Did you have the lunch with mushrooms? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5635 Thumbs up is Ok, but I stop if they want a sandwich. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5636 On your left, ladies and gentlemen, the rarest of birds, a millennial overachiever. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5637 It's the latest trend in the airline industry. You can get a ticket to half way there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5638 Whoa, I dropped him off on cloud nine three years ago! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5639 Look right..We are a non stop flight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5640 That's a sure way to get around airport screening and security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5641 What is he smoking? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5642 He's doing well.....Last time I saw him was over Singapore. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5643 Captain, I always wondered if the Galaxy Hitchhiker Guide was D.B.Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5644 I thought only data was stored in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5645 Oh Captain, my captain, if you could just pull over here for a minute. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5646 Well, at least it isn't a bird strike. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5647 We often see this when we pass Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5648 At least he’s not a jailbird. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5649 So this is where Regan's air traffic controllers wound up! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5650 Suppose we pick him up and it turns out he’s undocumented. Then what ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5651 It’s too risky to pick up a hitchhiker that is carrying a parachute. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5652 Now we know why they never found D.B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5653 “He&s what’s left of flower power.0 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5654 Is that Cosmic Ray? He is not traveling faster than the speed of light after all! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5655 Where's the Tesla? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5656 Sorry, this plane is not in service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5657 During the 60’s I would have picked him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5658 Andy on Westbound stated that he wouldn't let them screen his backpack. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5659 No one's had an extra empty seat since deregulation in '78 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5660 Who knew - a cloud-based virtual-data guru needs an actual lift! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5661 Might as well pick him up since we don’t go to Atlanta anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5662 What a nimbus! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5663 Hey Hey. I told you to tell him to get offa my cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5664 No luck on the roads, these days 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5665 Finally we can see eye to eye 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5666 First it was every street corner, now it's every cloud. Where are the damn Air Panhandler Control officers when you need them? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5667 I think that's D.B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5668 He must have Global Entry. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5669 "Talk about sucking in a bird...". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5670 Don't stop. That guy's high as a kite! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5671 No towel... Amateur 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5672 Huh, so that's what happened to D. B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5673 That could be John Lilly, the Special K guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5674 Anybody we can bump? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5675 That cloud commuting is really taking off. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5676 This cloud storage thing doesn't seem to be as convenient as they make it out to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5677 TJ Cooper, imagine that! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5678 Now that marajuana is legal in Colorado, every time we fly over the Rocky Mountains, people who smoke it are getting higher & higher! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5679 How high do you think that hippy is? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5680 Breaks my heart to see what happened to air traffic controllers who went on strike. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5681 Is this the Northbound? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5682 “Yeah, but there is no place to pull over”. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5683 We'd better not pick him up, he could be trying to escape Heaven, and we might experience a lightning strike. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5684 And to your left passengers is just another day tripper. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5685 He got this far. He can get himself home. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5686 that guy is always on the same cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5687 I spy with my little eye 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5688 must have been a misprint in his Hitchhiker's Guide... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5689 See, I told you he died in the last movie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5690 Ignore him, it's just DB Cooper again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5691 Don't stop! He probably has a pen! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5692 That's not a valid iCloud stopover. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5693 He is going to Washington DC 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5694 Guess he really thought that his future was in the 'cloud'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5695 Hi, Jack 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5696 I hate flying into SFO 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5697 Wait. Didn't we pass that guy on the last cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5698 Either we're trapped inside an episode of the Twilight Zone, or we're about to hit a mountain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5699 If we go to reverse thrust you can step out and pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5700 Well, I heard he got high, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5701 We must be close to Seattle. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5702 Forget it. No way that thing fits into overhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5703 Don't pick him up he hasn't been through tsa 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5704 Hey Bob. Isn't that the guy who wrote "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe" ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5705 Well, we are called "Spirit Airlines." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5706 I thought we left Woodstock? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5707 Steve Bannon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5708 I think perhaps he took "Hitchhikers' Guide to the Universe" a bit too literally. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5709 Downloading your stuff from the cloud is not always so easy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5710 Don't stop. That duffle bag won't fit in an overhead bin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5711 That’s some drone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5712 I don’t know how he expects anyone to pick him up when he’s so obviously high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5713 I feel guilty every time I see him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5714 I guess he didn’t want to pay the baggage fee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5715 These Tesla customers are really taking the piss now 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5716 I guess he's tired of being on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5717 Captain. I believe it’s the guy on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5718 Just don't make eye contact. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5719 And looking out the left side of the plane, you'll see an apparition of the life I wish I'd led. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5720 Doesn't this guy know not to hitchhike near remote cabins? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5721 I said layover, not pull over! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5722 It once was Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5723 Wasn't he here last week? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5724 I always feel a little guilty when we don’t stop for these guys. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5725 You are now free to move about the Country 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5726 Damned hitchhikers -- they're always getting high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5727 I shouldn't have had that 3rd martini... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5728 Going my way? Don't think so. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5729 Don't pick him up. Last time all he could talk about was "The Cloud, the Cloud, Horrors!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5730 Hey, slow down and hand me those firecrackers! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5731 They start appearing once you cross the border of California. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5732 Don't disturb him, it's Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5733 that's what happens when you first get a prostate exam 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5734 He must be looking for Spirit Airlines. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5735 All these refugees everywhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5736 Yeah, but what if he's one of those weirdos? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5737 Better not pick him up. Looks like he's on drugs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5738 Come on, Sully. You got this! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5739 I'd pick him up but I don't think he has gone through the security check point. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5740 "I really thought we'd finish this flight without a hitch". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5741 Those partial refunds are getting way too common. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5742 Don't pull over, that hitchhiker looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5743 Let's ask if anyone would like to give up their seat for this guy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5744 Damn - I uploaded myself to the cloud. . . I just wanna get home! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5745 He got bumped from the earlier flight 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5746 Wow...flying stand-by is tougher than ever... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5747 We can't just because we're a non-stop flight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5748 little far from the galaxy. I guess he never got his guide. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5749 Maybe we should check the oxygen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5750 No matter how many times you see them up here it really takes your breath away. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5751 I guess cloud nine's not all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5752 We don't have time for a stop at the Space Station. Another plane should be by soon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5753 Look straight ahead and pretend we don't see him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5754 Hey Gary, you feeling anything yet? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5755 Let’s make an exception. This guy looks like he really needs a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5756 Urban myth? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5757 He's dreaming! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5758 We are seeing a lot of this lately. Apparently heaven is expelling everyone who does not now qualify for merit based immigration. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5759 The baby boomers have stopped trying to change heaven, I guess. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5760 OK, but he has to pay a $50 same day change fee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5761 Sorry but Uninted sold us out, ask the guy we kicked out a few miles back. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5762 I gotta get more sleep. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5763 Sorry, we don't offer cloud services. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5764 Just look at that guy. What a life. Hitchhiking, footloose and fancy free....boy, he must be on cloud 9! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5765 Oh no! I told ya not to go into that swirling vortex just to make up time. Now we're stuck in one of those "Twilight Zone" things! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5766 Doesn't he know this thing can't stop on a dime? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5767 I don't know how he thinks he's getting a lift with that oversized carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5768 No, I’m sure the altimeter was on your check list 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5769 Oh my God!! It's Doug Adams!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5770 First Elon Musk, and now everyone wants a ride to the galaxy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5771 It’s not that unusual. He gets high a lot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5772 Don't stop...you'll upset the passengers... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5773 That guy looks like my mother. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5774 Another strike against the companies policy on not taking pictures. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5775 He's looking for a miracle. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5776 I am the Evel Knievel of Plane Jumping. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5777 He must have run out of frequent flyer miles! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5778 Oh, It is just that Adams guy hitchhiking the universe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5779 Let him in. It’s a long flight. We could use a little levity. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5780 You really never know how high they are when you pick them up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5781 I've hear of being on cloud 9 but, I didn't think hitchhiking was allowed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5782 Better not; I hear there is a cirrocumulus asylum nearby. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5783 Hey Sully, that’s the same guy we left on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5784 Wait till you see who's on cloud 9 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5785 Well at least this hallucination is not as scary as the one in that Twilight Zone episode. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5786 David Mitchell. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5787 You'd think if he can get here, he could get anywhere... Must lack the motivation to get further in life. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5788 I just don't trust guys who wear cargo pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5789 There's no cardboard sign. Keep flying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5790 Looks like Arthur Dent to me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5791 Cloud Lyft? I mean I had to ask. It’s like he’s offering up his thumb as a souvenir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5792 We might have a problem with our altimeter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5793 Do you think he will mind that this is a full flight and his carry-on will have to be checked in until we reach destination? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5794 I didn't see him either 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5795 Fine, we'll let the passengers decide then. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5796 He'd have better luck if he weren't insistent on going to LaGuardia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5797 Not yet. You'll know by the guy when we get to Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5798 How did he even make it up here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5799 You don't earn as many miles, but there's usually an empty seat 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5800 These angels need to get a job! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5801 You don't see many of them anymore... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5802 Don't stop; it might be a trick. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5803 And if you look very closely, that cloud looks like a hitchhiker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5804 I'd stop for him if he hadn't already reached his destination. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5805 Uh, gee, you know, Jim, despite the hitchhiking and bohemian style of dress, considering his cruising altitude alone, I think there’s more you could have said about him than just “Wow, he’s really working hard to do the non-conformist vibe." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5806 The last one I stopped for couldn’t afford to check his luggage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5807 I wouldn't stop. I hear this is a bad section of sky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5808 Happens all the time when we pass Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5809 And I thought our company's economy class was bare bones. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5810 In flight school they warned us about stopping to pick up hitchhikers, no matter how angelic they appear. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5811 He can get on, but the bag is not free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5812 I guess he forgot the lyrics "You can't catch a jet plane like you can a freight train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5813 I say we put him in 2B next to Pruitt. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5814 Is there still a reward for D.B. Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5815 I guess cloud nine's not all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5816 Welcome to Frontier Airlines. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5817 You would think He'd give his only son a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5818 I'm not sure we should give him a lift, he looks like a bit of a floater 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5819 He is in I cloud and forgot his password. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5820 Ordinarily I'd pick him up, but this is a dangerous place to stop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5821 Maybe if his carry on wasn't so big . . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5822 Yes, we could give him a lift, but TSA would never forgive us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5823 I am guessing that is D. B. Cooper 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5824 Don't stop, he seems to be high 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5825 Poor guy, looks like he ran out of cloud storage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5826 Cloud travel seems sensible in an age of cloud computing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5827 Don't stop - he creeps me out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5828 I think we overshot. That’s Cloud 10. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5829 He's going to have to check that. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5830 It appears that Mr. Musk is having problems with cash flow. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5831 It's amazing air travel has progressed so much and yet there are still no women pilots. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5832 Let's pass. Word on the radio is she was kicked off her last flight for insisting she be given a full can of soda. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5833 He doesn't look happy. I only pick up hitch-hikers on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5834 That solves the D.B.Cooper mystery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5835 Flying standby can be so risky these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5836 Let's pick him up, our next stop is Woodstock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5837 Air traffic control is calling us incredulous, but he is the one full of hot air. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5838 We must be over Colorado, cause that guy is really high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5839 Hey, that looks like the same guy I saw hitching in the middle of the freeway as I was driving to the airport. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5840 Not with that carry-on! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5841 Don’t mind him. He’s just researching for his book, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5842 Someone needs to tell this guy he's going to be waiting here for an eternity. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5843 Heading towards cloud nine? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5844 Poor beggar, all he has left is what he put in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5845 Hey, isn’t that DB Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5846 He could use ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.’ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5847 "Sure, we could. But if he's using a chip card, we'll never make it on time." (Note: "never" italicized) 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5848 I wonder what he's smoking... And why isn't he sharing some of it... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5849 You hardly ever see anyone with a Group 11 boarding pass. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5850 Don’t stop, he’s just waiting for Uber’s cloud service 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5851 Pilot: Hey, lets stop for this guy. Hitchhiker: Thanks, I only want a ride if you support PETA. Pilot: *drops chicken wing* Never mind we're full. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5852 What's the opposite of a frequent flyer? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5853 Looks like they closed Area 51 again 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5854 This is the third time this week we have seen Elon Musk up and about 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5855 Now he's really pressing his luck on that "silver lining" to hold up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5856 He's been on the no-fly list since the Lindbergh days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5857 Whoa holy shit dude this is so improbable. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5858 We’re not near a Correctional Facility, right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5859 He should dress warmer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5860 That's not Arthur Dent -- it's his brother, Harvey. Better not pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5861 How can that backpack possibly hold enough helium? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5862 Should we pick him up. He looks o.k. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5863 On the right-hand side of the aircraft you'll get a nice view of the Grand Canyon, and if you're on the left, well, that's Clyde. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5864 Nobody's had the heart to tell him that Woodstock is over. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5865 I hear he's got the money for a ticket but will jump ship when it comes time to pay 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5866 It looks like this guy has his personal data stored on a thumb drive and in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5867 You think he would patch up his bluejeans if he was serious about getting a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5868 So much for the "SRO Economy Section!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5869 Sully, please tell me you didn’t just try another water landing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5870 Sorry, but those trousers aren’t even suitable for coach 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5871 Whatever you do, don't pick up DB Cooper. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5872 I don't know, he looks a little gassy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5873 Good thing the door's locked - he's really high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5874 He thinks we're together. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5875 I guess the golden plates didn't factor in inflation... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5876 Wanderers like him just go where the wind blows 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5877 Can someone call the FBI...DB Cooper wants to hand himself in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5878 What do you mean, "Pull over!"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5879 He's thanking us for the fish. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5880 I'd stop, but we only have a middle seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5881 It's all about being in the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5882 He must've flown halfway fare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5883 We can't just stop the plane for every guy who failed to earn his wings. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5884 Isn't Cloud Nine on our route? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5885 ‘Perhaps we should lose a little height.’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5886 Another overbooked customer...this is getting serious. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5887 Those snowboarders are really getting big air these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5888 It's a UTO. Unidentified Thumbing Object. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5889 They are getting so strict about frequent flier miles running out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5890 If you’re willing to fly standby you can get a really great price. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5891 The guy's name is Arthur Dent and that means we may have a hard time finding some place to land. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5892 HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY II (THE LEAN YEARS) 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5893 Captain that guy looks like he's lost!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5894 Don't stop for him Captain." "He looks like trouble. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5895 We have an unidentified hitchhiking monkey at ten-o-clock. Please advise. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5896 It's against company policy to pick up strangers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5897 Must have tampered with the lavatory smoke detector. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5898 He's at 11o'clock -high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5899 Should we pick him up?" "No way. He looks like his head is in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5900 Either heaven is real or I still have my head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5901 All these commercial airlines with rules. Back in my day we could just hitch a ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5902 No, no. He's the one hallucinating. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5903 Come back with helicopter pick Jimmy up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5904 ?? ”Hitchikers In The Sky” ?? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5905 Your Uber Air has arrived. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5906 We might as well pull over. I have to pee anyway. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5907 He doesn't look like an angel to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5908 F**king hipsters and their $500 pre-ripped jeans. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5909 Don't stop for him, he looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5910 No one on board knows how to run the x-ray machine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5911 Isen’t that the guy we threw off the plane last trip for complaining about the Acini de Pepe? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5912 This is a TV screen, NOT a painting. Visit three great art museums...that you're sure missing here: Fly to Houston, Philly or Detroit! Gt off your little island...and discover your country! (Brought to you by HPDArt.org} 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5913 Could you take me to Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5914 23B is open but we can't spare the biscotti. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5915 You think he knows 'Stairway to Heaven'? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5916 I think he took the wrong stairway. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5917 Better not stop, he looks high as a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5918 Doesn't he know we're overbooked? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5919 I TOLD you Michael Landon wore a toupee! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5920 The 70’s called - they want their angel back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5921 I've seen him before. Wonder where the dog is? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5922 We're not going to chance picking up some guy who hasn't been screened by the TSA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5923 Flying the not-s-friendly skies. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5924 FAA Rule 12-B states not to pick up hitch-hikers with parachutes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5925 He must be standing flyby 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5926 Hope the wing clears him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5927 Was that a hitchhiker on a cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5928 Check the altimeter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5929 Look, Elon on cloud nine!!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5930 We can't pick him up, he hasn't been appropriately screened by airport TSA! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5931 Where’s the green light when you need it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5932 The magazine dated Feb. 26, 2018 arrived on Feb. 26th..a day after the deadline for the cartoon caption contest. Here is my entry anyway: "The World's First Interactive Two-Way Museum Exhibit" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5933 Oh, this guy. He won't get on unless he can sit in first class. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5934 So he thinks he can get a free ride to the Pearly Gates? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5935 But supposing he’s really an angel and this is a test of some kind? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5936 I thought they said he wasn't a flight risk. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5937 Tower, that's affirmative. We've past cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5938 Ah, another hitchhiker trying to get a ride to the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5939 Another Easy rider 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5940 Let's just check to see if he has any Bud Light, and then decide. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5941 Don’t stop. Last time I picked one up he had a comfort hawk. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5942 There's another one trying to get into Canada. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5943 Double check our altitude, roger that. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5944 I don't disagree. But that bag won't fit comfortably under the seat in front of him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5945 I think that may be the guy that lost all my emails! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5946 no ticket no fly 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5947 Guess we're not in Kansas any more. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5948 The poor guy lost his NRA member discount mid flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5949 We must be over Colorado - another pothead on cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5950 Why does he want to go down to earth? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5951 This has been happening so often since they legalized marijuana. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5952 Keep going, it's Rutger Hauer! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5953 That may explain a lot. I guess that wasn't a near-miss after all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5954 Look, there's another one who got uploaded to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5955 Is there a Grateful Dead concert coming up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5956 No, but throw him one of those bags of peanuts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5957 Somebody's read 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' a little too literally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5958 I told you, you cannot save miles to the Cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5959 I heard cloud commuting was gaining followers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5960 I don't care if he's TSA Pre, we can't pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5961 Don't make eye contact, he just wants to make you feel guilty for not stopping. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5962 I don't know about this Gerald. We don't even know if his bag fits in the over head bin. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5963 I remember when this place had such a rarefied atmosphere 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5964 No, it's Iowa. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5965 It’s our newest Economy Basic. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5966 Keep going, that guy looks as high as a kite! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5967 I sometimes wish that I had chosen to reach a higher plane in a pure manner like that fellow rather than the way we do it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5968 Do you think he knows why no one stops? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5969 Always trying to leave Cloud Nine, that one there! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5970 He takes "cloud storage" a little too literally! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5971 Torn jeans are so passe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5972 Don't stop, just keep going - he appears to be high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5973 This is your captain speaking. We've just been given the thumbs up to make our descent. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5974 Mother warned me to never pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5975 He must have missed his connecting flight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5976 He must have Air Jordans. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5977 Hey, Ace! There's another Cloud Storage homeless IT guy! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5978 Wow. I remember those days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5979 There's an idea....let's start a cloud-enabled ride-sharing service! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5980 He's waiting for the Uber helicopter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5981 As long as he doesn't need to check his bag, I guess it would be ok. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5982 Could be worse ... at least he's not on our wing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5983 Hey, it's better than when they clap. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5984 How bad must he hate TSA lines? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5985 Don't stop! I think he's an American and armed! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5986 Sorry pal -- sky's the limit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5987 These UFO's are really getting creative. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5988 Cloud commuting. It's new and don't ask me to explain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5989 Probably coming back after seeing the Dead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5990 you're cool guys! I just saw a red car and the driver was so rude that he didn't even look at me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5991 We do have an empty seat in economy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5992 Looks like another one got lost on the way to cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5993 He forgot to upload his ticket to paradise. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5994 Either he's too high or we are. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5995 TSA goes at great lengths trying to trick us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5996 Well, if it isn't D. B. Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5997 Don't stop. He must be high as a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5998 Just don't make eye contact with him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5999 Do you think Apple has gone too far with this iCloud thing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6000 They didn't cover this one in flight school. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6001 I knew that storage in the cloud would get to this. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6002 Some people go to new heights to hitch a ride 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6003 Looks like "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" wasn't science fiction after all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6004 I guess he took one of those cheap airlines where arriving is at extra-cost. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6005 I realize the airline needs to increase profits, but this new way to make connections is for the birds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6006 There are easier ways to hitch a ride 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6007 Poor Fellow His parachute didn't open 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6008 i told you microdosing whips ass, dude. let's do another tab. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6009 Sorry. We going up 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6010 Okay we've done the "other dimensions" exhibit, can we go to the Empire State building now? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6011 Welcome to Colorado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6012 I just got an idea for a new fare class 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6013 But we don't travel to an alternate universe, Sir 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6014 Just act like you don't see him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6015 these flights out of Denver keep getting weirder 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6016 They're storing everything in the cloud these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6017 We can give him a ride but we’ll have to charge him for the bag. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6018 If that hitchhiker was able to get this far, I don't think he really needs us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6019 From a simpler, more trusting time ... wait, is that Timothy Leary? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6020 William Shatner! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6021 Don't do it Captain. That guy's higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6022 By any chance are you passing cloud nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6023 Do you think he's precheck? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6024 Sorry mate.. we’re headed UP 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6025 Reminds me of when I was young. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6026 Cloud 9 is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6027 There used to be an information highway around here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6028 I guess it does eliminate your wait in TSA security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6029 Some guys don't realize that the fog will soon or later lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6030 No, I never read it. I saw the movie though. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6031 Why don’t you just roll down the window and ask him if he’s an axe murderer? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6032 Isn't that the troublemaker we threw off the outbound flight? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6033 He’s an optimist. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6034 Another one going to Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6035 I hope United gave him a voucher. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6036 Another Standby! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6037 Look at him! Roaming and rambling, following his uppity footsteps! What does he think this is? An endless skyway? Who does he think this land was made for? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6038 No, I want to see the FAA regulation that says we can't. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6039 Oh oh, more Air Traffic Control cutbacks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6040 It's that press secretary guy who got released from Trump Tower. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6041 No screeners here. TSA wouldn’t like it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6042 Hey Bob, take a look...that one looks like a hitchhiker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6043 I'm feeling fly pilot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6044 I'll turn my cell phone off, Promise! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6045 It's against company policy to pickup hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6046 A penny for your thoughts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6047 'How did he get through airport security without a ticket?' That is your question? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6048 Cloudy with a chance of Meatloaf? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6049 It is against the law to stop to pick him up. Bernoulli's Law. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6050 If he’s come from above, we”ll take him. From below, not so fast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6051 I can't believe it! That backpack will never fit under his seat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6052 This new stand-by policy is so annoying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6053 I bet he's got more than 3 oz. of liquids in that backpack. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6054 I told you we were too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6055 I guess SpaceX still hasn't worked out those landings.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6056 What would Sully do? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6057 PULL OVER! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6058 Pretend that he's telling you that you're doing a good job at flying. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6059 Pick up is easy, drop off is hard 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6060 Roger that, I said Jack Kerouac! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6061 Either he's on an LSD trip, or we are. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6062 Look, Elon on cloud nine!!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6063 It's Colorado, they get high! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6064 I'll bet he thought it was the bathroom door.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6065 We could pick him up but he'd have to leave his guitar behind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6066 Remember, the new airline policy is that we don't stop for drifters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6067 He's totally out of his atmosphere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6068 These guys are always looking for an easy ride to Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6069 Yeah, that's Elvis. He hangs out on this route all the time. Just ignore him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6070 Oh, he's on cloud 6. I never pick up on even numbers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6071 I would, but his bag looks a smidge oversize. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6072 Everybody wants to get to Heaven, but nobody wants to die. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6073 Don't take a chance... could be that D.B. Cooper fellow! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6074 Signal him that we're taking the next exit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6075 New carry-on policy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6076 Keep going - his carry-on is too large. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6077 Another lucid dreamer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6078 Someone must have saved him to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6079 Is that Tom Hanks? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6080 “Get a job”. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6081 That bag is way too big to carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6082 You hardly ever see hitchhikers anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6083 Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6084 Oh Boy.... That wing is going to hurt! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6085 He's been high since the Sixties. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6086 It seems everyone's trying to leave Earth. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6087 Just how high are we? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6088 How can anyone possibly get that high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6089 My mother told warned me to never stop for strangers, no matter how high you are. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6090 We cannot afford to put a Dent on our plane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6091 Yes, we have the thumbs up to land. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6092 my wife said never pick up strangers 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6093 The rules are only if he's paying First Class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6094 Looks more hippie-dippy than boldly go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6095 Can you drop me at Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6096 Gotta give the guy credit for patience, he's been waiting on that cloud since 1968. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6097 I'm hoping we're just a figment of HIS imagination. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6098 "Don't panic, he's just going to the restaurant at the end of the universe>' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6099 "Is he on cloud nine?" - Pilot Left "Ugh, my name has been on the waiting list for months." - Pilot Right 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6100 Lazy bum. If he can levitate, he can fly himself. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6101 I see the airline has implemented its new standby procedures. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6102 As a frequent flyer he's fulfilled all the criteria... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6103 The closest we can get you to Heaven is Miami. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6104 It's sad. No one dresses up anymore 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6105 This must be what they mean by cloud computing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6106 Holy cow! What is it with you and miracles, Sully? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6107 Concentrate Captain, get your Ed out of the clouds! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6108 I won't report it if you don't. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6109 There's always one on every cloud! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6110 It's he or us on LSD? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6111 what page? in the manual, says one of us has to yell 'get a job!' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6112 That guy looks high to me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6113 Yo! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6114 No Sir, we picked him up last time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6115 Reminds me of the sixties. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6116 By the looks of that frown we can guess where he's headed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6117 He's always there. By now you think he'd know we can't just stop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6118 Its cloud-based ride sharing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6119 Don't stop. The air is thin, his hair is thinner, and his stories of being a roadie would be the thinnest. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6120 Ass, grass, or aviation fuel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6121 He is trying to get to Cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6122 I’d pick him up if we were one those cheap airlines! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6123 Really, Dan? On our honeymoon? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6124 And if you look out the left window you'll see Tom in Customer Service thanking you all for flying with us today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6125 When the angelic host leaves, it's a bummer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6126 I've heard of lost souls, but this is getting ridiculous 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6127 Air traffic control says he got on the wrong plane bound for Cleveland but he wants to go to Tucson 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6128 I'm not falling for THAT again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6129 Don't Worry. He's the Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6130 Now the homeless are up here! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6131 Port side passengers can view our competitors economy class option. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6132 So much for Stairway to Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6133 I knew legalizing marijuana might lead to strange things but I never expected this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6134 We picked him up just yesterday, didn't we? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6135 Even hitchhiking is cloud based. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6136 Wasn't that Timothy Leary? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6137 I don't see him either . . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6138 He needs to patch up those pants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6139 He's obviously high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6140 Maybe, the bed was too soft for his tastes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6141 You are cleared for Pearly Gate 9! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6142 I've heard that miracles come in "threes". In your case Sully number two could be to your immediate left. What the hell, let's give him a ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6143 Wonder if he had to thumb an elevator to get here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6144 I gave him a ride last week 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6145 That Kerouac never gives up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6146 I’d like to, but mom told me never to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6147 And here I thought The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was a work of fiction... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6148 When did Neil Young die? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6149 Maybe he thinks we're Jefferson Airplane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6150 We seem to be approaching Denver... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6151 He really should use the entrance ramp. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6152 We had the mushroom salad at lunch didn't we. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6153 Ask him if his liquids exceed 3.4 ounces per container. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6154 I’m homeless and I need to get to California. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6155 Can't. That backpack won't fit in the overhead. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6156 When there is no where else to go... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6157 Can you give me a lift? I Good Morning on,y way to cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6158 Doesn't he already have a lift? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6159 Does he realize we're going to Cleveland? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6160 We're not stopping. It will only encourage him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6161 He cloud storage business did great for a while. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6162 Nope. Strictly against regs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6163 Do you think he’s trying to hitch a ride to Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6164 They never should have legalized pot ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6165 Recreationally legal in 9 states, plus D.C. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6166 The FAA frowns on hitchflyers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6167 How many ‘cloud reservation’ paranomasia can this caption contest stomach?!? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6168 Don't stop, Jerry. He looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6169 Keep it up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6170 I was bumped off the last flight going this way..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6171 Watch me show this dirty hippie where he put that thumb of his." "Geez, Sully. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6172 maybe Woodstock lives on 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6173 Another iCloud 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6174 He needs an outbound that's not overbooked 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6175 We must be comin' up on Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6176 So that's why they never found D.B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6177 The altitudes people will go to just to get a free ride! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6178 Don't stop. He's got a backpack and the overhead bins are full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6179 Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6180 Naw, Cloud 9 isn't on our flight path. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6181 I’d pull over, but he looks a little shady. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6182 Wow, look at all that legroom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6183 Should we stop? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6184 Captain: Could that be Jerry? Co-Pilot: Who's that? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6185 If we can see him, it means that he's not there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6186 Don't get any crazy ideas, Sully. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6187 I just can't wait to get on the road again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6188 I don't remember anything prohibiting hitchhikers in the manual, but I really don't think that duffel would fit in the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6189 Whoa! I still have two million unused frequent flier miles with you guys. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6190 Why doesn’t he just get a rip cord? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6191 He's been looking for the Jefferson Airplane since 1974. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6192 Another heaven dropout. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6193 Those hippies are always trying to achieve a higher plane 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6194 (No caption needed - the picture is great!) 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6195 Isn't that the same guy we saw trying to hitch a ride to the airport? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6196 With all these new marijuana laws this was bound to happen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6197 The homeless problem is worse than I thought. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6198 Normally, I’d stop, but he looks really high!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6199 Don't make eye contact. He only wants money. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6200 I wonder whether he’s heading to heaven or hell? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6201 I wonder what airline dropped him off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6202 He's dreaming of the empty seats we had back in the day. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6203 First it's hitchhikers, then it's Uber! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6204 Nah. Let's not. He's probably only going as far as the next cumulonimbus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6205 Don’t call it in. They’ll put it on your psychiatric record and your promotion will be toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6206 He' s been reading too much Douglas Adams. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6207 Must have been saved on someone's personal 'cloud' and is trying to get deleted. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6208 Sky bridge is out again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6209 He's been waiting there forever.... Maybe someone should tell him there ain't no heaven no more? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6210 Looks as if Trump cancelled funding for the moon-expedition last year." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6211 It's amazing! No matter where we go, we see the homeless. This poor guy is trying to hitch a ride into heaven. If it were only that simple. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6212 Have you been counting? I think this is the 9th cloud we've seen him on this morning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6213 It’sD.B.Cooper and looks like he still has the cash. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6214 These clouds really are dense. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6215 Wow, that guy is high as a kite! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6216 Yeah, you can get really high with the new stuff. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6217 Go ahead. I'll take the next one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6218 I don't think we should pick him up. He looks as high as a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6219 How high is he? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6220 Isn’t that the guy we bumped at the gate. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6221 How about a ride? The Tesla driver panicked and flew right past me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6222 Sir ..........It's a Russian bot in the cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6223 No easy ride for him, sir; Jared is out of the loop now his security clearance has cancelled! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6224 I think he was left off there by Delta, as part of their new fare system. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6225 I have GOT to lay off of slamming martinis before each flight... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6226 Hitching a ride on a higher plane 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6227 Let's not pick him up. He might be high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6228 Does he mean we should increase elevation? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6229 He’s a little too scruffy looking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6230 A ride? In his dreams! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6231 We’ll pick you up on the return flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6232 Cloudy with a chance of a pick-me-up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6233 Not again! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6234 He must have missed the stairway to heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6235 You should probably let him board. He wrote the guide. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6236 Darn hippie never got off his cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6237 All practicalities aside, I really admire the stubborn persistence of these small, cloud-based commuting start-ups. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6238 Just ignore him. He hasn’t been cleared by the TSA 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6239 He upgraded his HiCloud account and flies free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6240 He'll be there for days, not traffic by this cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6241 It happens over recreational use states. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6242 Can you see? is that a man or is it Monkey? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6243 Well, we could drop him off at Valhalla. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6244 I haven't seen one this high up since Woodstock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6245 I know how it looks -- but when he pulls the rip-cord, we'll feel silly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6246 We can drop him off in hobo heaven before we land. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6247 No way! There's a prison below not five miles from here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6248 Poor fellow, I can't help him. It's against our Galaxy Air rules to pick up hitchers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6249 I have an uncontrollable urge to sing "Going My Way". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6250 Ever notice, more and more of them are using the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6251 Higher than a kite? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6252 Captain, what hitchhiker? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6253 Its been like this since the legalization of Marijuana. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6254 I would love to help your out but TSA rules advice against it. Its all good. I am on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6255 No, Gary, I don't feel comfortable.. you fly a ufo half way cross the galaxy and get left on the side of a cloud... there's more to that story--we ain't stoppin! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6256 When did they start sending standby passengers to the cloud? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6257 Whoa! This is high! Where did he get this stuff? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6258 They'll let anyone in the mile high club these days 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6259 Hop in. But you’ll need to pay a fee for the carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6260 Don't pull over; he didn't check his bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6261 Congratulations on your retirement, Captain. It's a shame you're delusional. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6262 'He looks way too high.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6263 Must be the guy who wrote the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6264 Ever since he read 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,' he's impossible. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6265 Looks like another hacker got sucked up by the cloud 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6266 I'd stop but his bag wouldn't fit in the overhead compartment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6267 Don't stop, he's probably high on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6268 A few from the 70s got really, really, high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6269 He was ejected from the Newark to Akron flight: Birkenstocks with no socks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6270 We've seen a lot more of those guys since California legalized marijuana. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6271 We can't, remember this is non-stop to LA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6272 I really like flying this new route up the California coast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6273 And even if we did, you think he'd pay the over-sized carry-on surcharge? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6274 It's not so rosy out here on Cloud Four. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6275 Really? He's going to dress like that and expect us to pick him up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6276 This guy must be high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6277 Can you please drop me at Mars? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6278 I'd stop, but the overhead compartments are all full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6279 No I never read Douglas Adams. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6280 Gee its true, an angel has to earn its wings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6281 I think it would be okay. He seems nice. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6282 I guess there's no room left for angels ever since the internet went on the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6283 You see more and more of this now that California has legalized marijuana. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6284 Don’t stop he looks high as a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6285 Deadhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6286 Somehow I feel that we're damned if we do and damned if we don't offer him a ride. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6287 I thought being on cloud nine was supposed to be a good thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6288 He was on cloud 9 yesterday.I wonder what happened? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6289 Is that the guy from "Going my way"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6290 Non-premium standby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6291 I guess Cloud 9 doesn't have Uber. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6292 Pick me up, I might be Jesus! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6293 Some people will do anything to avoid removing their shoes before boarding. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6294 It's a new cabin class. We call it "A Wing and a Prayer." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6295 Must have lost his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6296 We'll just throw him in economy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6297 You see this when they stop playing Stairway to Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6298 Think United kicked him off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6299 Fasten your seat belts and close your blinds. We're in for some bloody turbulence. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6300 Don’t pick him up. He has a carry on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6301 I'm afraid of what'll happen if we don't pick Him up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6302 Uber's spoiled everybody. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6303 Don't stop. He's high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6304 We're not supposed to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6305 Who does he think we are…Southwest? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6306 Are you sure we're at 30,000 feet? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6307 I'd stop, but the overhead bins are full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6308 Halt,who goes there 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6309 How the hell did we end up FLYING the stairway to heaven? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6310 He's already on cloud eight; he can get the rest of the way by himself. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6311 Am I going crazy?" "No, he is. After all, he's the one riding the NIMH-bus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6312 I heard it was going to rain aliens this afternoon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6313 He's really wound up today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6314 Pull over. See if he'll chip in gas money. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6315 Looks like Steve Jobs. Those Apple maps ARE bad! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6316 I TOLD you that Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy was real! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6317 Hey Brian, is that a hitchhiker or hijacker? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6318 I wouldn't. That's not Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6319 Roger captain.....I mean it's Roger McGuinn. We're abut to have a Byrd strike!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6320 That guy must be really high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6321 Sure, it's impossible to breathe, but look at all the legroom he has! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6322 Would you have picked him up if he were better dressed? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6323 My son works in IT and said cloud commuting is the future. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6324 Don't complain,I don't have enough paint! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6325 I mean, I usually pick up hitchhikers, but we're late already and I'm not sure that we can safely pull over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6326 Look, another Millennial fed up with putting everything on the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6327 I always stop for hitchhikers and this will be no exception 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6328 That's the same spot I dropped him off yesterday. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6329 Sully, let's stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6330 Wow, that guy must REALLY high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6331 Nice touch. In flight simulstor humor 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6332 Looks like Douglas Adams lost his book again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6333 Look, it's right there on the charts - Holy Hitchhiker on left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6334 I told you we shouldn't get high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6335 Did you hear they failed to renew DACA? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6336 If he's still here on the return trip let's give him a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6337 His position is too nebulous. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6338 Geez, DT's pilot! "Thanks fellas, I'll take the next one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6339 What a heartless place for his last ride to have dropped him off. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6340 No need to stop. He's already on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6341 Sorry, sir but I don't think we are the type of sky pilot you are looking for. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6342 We could stow him with Cargo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6343 Don’t stop. Could be a “wing” nut. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6344 Another NRA member feeling the loss 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6345 We'd like to stop but we just don't have any room. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6346 You know how dangerous it is to pick up a hitchhiker. Obviously, something is clouding your judgement. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6347 I think he thinks we're an Uber. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6348 Isn't that the guy who jumped with the ransom? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6349 We can pick him up on the way back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6350 My Way or the High Way, even with wings. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6351 Doesn't he know that we don't take standbys anymore? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6352 If you dont look at him he won't notice us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6353 No way! He's standing on a cloud and he wants a ride from us? Not with that carry-on... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6354 Maybe if he had a sign saying where he's headed... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6355 Either he's caught between heaven and hell or I have to change my meds. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6356 It's not hi-tech...that's a wind-up key in my back... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6357 With Trump's NASA funding, returning home from outer space is getting harder and harder. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6358 I stopped for him once. Big mistake. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6359 His bag won't fit in the overhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6360 He thinks he is on the Highwayvto Heaven 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6361 That's Ford Prefect still looking for flight 42 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6362 So I Cloud actually means everyone gets their own cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6363 Do we have a galaxy map on board? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6364 Must be one of those “big air” snowboarders from Pyeongchang! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6365 Don't bother radioing, they wont believe you! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6366 We've got room... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6367 God only knows what he is waiting for 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6368 Potential Hitch Hiker to the Galaxy... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6369 Don't stop - he looks like trouble. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6370 I think he was the inspiration for A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6371 Find out if he's got grass or gas. Don't even mention ass. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6372 If his name is D.B.Cooper, we'd just be in trouble. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6373 Uhh, well, folks. Uhhhh, if you look out the left side of the aircraft, uhhhh, you'll get a glimpse of a man, uhhhh, hitchhiking on a cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6374 This is my last blind data at the iCloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6375 Do you think we should? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6376 Would Trump call him a DREAMER? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6377 Now descending into 1968, please feel free to smoke and invite the stewardess out for a cocktail..." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6378 He doesn't realize he already got the ultimate upgrade. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6379 Looks like Mr. Musk has lost another rocket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6380 He should have taken the down to Earth Retirement Package 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6381 Sorry, we're a non-stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6382 Watch that port engine for a bumstrike! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6383 OMG, that's the guy we dragged from his seat yesterday... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6384 It's just Douglas Adams. Who knew he was still in this galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6385 Edit your files on all your devises, backup all your data, the benefits of the Cloud are amazing! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6386 Heaven or bust! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6387 How many times have I told you? Don't make eye contact! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6388 Another problem that could be solved with more mental hospitals. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6389 Aim for the Hudson. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6390 Where do you suppose he thinks we're going? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6391 Heaven and Hell are full. Can you take me to The Black Lodge? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6392 That California Home-Grown must be really something! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6393 I didn't see anything and neither did you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0