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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 As senior squeegee-man during flight simulations, moving up didn’t pan out. 1.8690 0.09086 84 35 25 24
1 Yep, we're lost. We passed this guy an hour ago. 1.8652 0.08780 89 37 27 25
2 He's always had his head in the clouds, but THIS ??? 1.8621 0.08523 87 34 31 22
3 OK, but he is going to have to check that bag. 1.8060 0.09801 67 29 22 16
4 It's the only way Delta lets you redeem their vouchers 1.7937 0.10409 63 29 18 16
5 While stoned, he mistook a weather balloon for exhaust from a semi. 1.7937 0.10160 63 28 20 15
6 Jack had it all till the beanstalk died. 1.7759 0.09852 58 24 23 11
7 Well, let me at least wipe your windshield. 1.7292 0.11431 48 23 15 10
8 Same guy, same cloud. I think we're going in circles. 1.7234 0.12797 47 26 8 13
9 For those seated on the right side of the plane, the Grand Canyon should be visible in a moment. And for those seated on the left, an excellent view of Bob. 1.7234 0.12430 47 25 10 12
10 Don't make eye contact. 1.7111 0.13342 45 26 6 13
11 Keep going. He just wants to clean our windshield then charge us a fiver. 1.7111 0.10835 45 20 18 7
12 Why do they always pick a spot where it's impossible to pull over... 1.6977 0.11782 43 21 14 8
13 I really don't understand cloud commuting. 1.6750 0.13581 40 23 7 10
14 Either he is high or I am. 1.6667 0.12901 39 21 10 8
15 Damn, Sully, it’s always an adventure with you. 1.6667 0.12367 39 20 12 7
16 Remember when basic economy level still got you a seat on the plane? 1.6667 0.13801 36 20 8 8
17 Act like theres no room. 1.6667 0.14907 36 22 4 10
18 Some people will do anything to avoid TSA screening. 1.6579 0.13742 38 22 7 9
19 I’ll bet you he changes finger when he finds out this is Air Force One. 1.6571 0.14749 35 21 5 9
20 Looks like United has kicked out another unruly passenger. 1.6571 0.13561 35 19 9 7
21 He used to squeegee the windows. 1.6364 0.12168 33 16 13 4
22 I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t obey the laws of physics. 1.6364 0.13636 33 18 9 6
23 I thought you said your son was grounded. 1.6250 0.14020 32 18 8 6
24 At least one every time we fly over Colorado... 1.6250 0.11666 32 15 14 3
25 That backpack would never fit in the overhead. 1.6250 0.14020 32 18 8 6
26 Hank, check our coordinates . . . I think we passed that guy 20 minutes ago. 1.6250 0.14020 32 18 8 6
27 Maybe we shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms before take-off. 1.6250 0.13282 32 17 10 5
28 Relax. I said, hitchhiker. Not hijacker. 1.6129 0.13661 31 17 9 5
29 Uber surge pricing again 1.6129 0.15153 31 19 5 7
30 Careful, it took forever to get the last one out of the turbine. 1.6129 0.13661 31 17 9 5
31 Who saved him in the cloud? 1.6000 0.14856 30 18 6 6
32 Standby passengers may now board. 1.6000 0.14061 30 17 8 5
33 Do you think he knows we’re headed to Cleveland? 1.6000 0.14061 30 17 8 5
34 Throttle down Jenson, so he thinks we're stopping. 1.6000 0.15610 30 19 4 7
35 How high ARE we? 1.6000 0.14061 30 17 8 5
36 Wow, everything is in the cloud now. 1.6000 0.14061 30 17 8 5
37 Maybe heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.5862 0.14484 29 17 7 5
38 Okay, but he's gonna have to check that bag. 1.5862 0.13607 29 16 9 4
39 Amazing what some guys will do to bypass TSA checkpoints. 1.5862 0.13607 29 16 9 4
40 Don't stop. There'll be a Tesla along any minute to pick him up. 1.5862 0.14484 29 17 7 5
41 Don't slow down! 1.5862 0.13607 29 16 9 4
42 Is he cirrus? 1.5862 0.14484 29 17 7 5
43 You'd think they'd know by now that we always overbook. 1.5769 0.15858 26 16 5 5
44 He's never going to make his connection. 1.5769 0.14856 26 15 7 4
45 He must have refused to give up his seat on a United flight 1.5769 0.15858 26 16 5 5
46 That guy is way too high to pick up. 1.5769 0.16800 26 17 3 6
47 He knows we're non-stop, right? 1.5769 0.15858 26 16 5 5
48 Fine, but god help us if he needs a kosher meal. 1.5769 0.12616 26 13 11 2
49 ...and if you look to our left you will see a united airlines passenger 1.5769 0.16800 26 17 3 6
50 I can’t find anything in the FFA regulations about picking up a hitchhiker. 1.5769 0.14856 26 15 7 4
51 It's amazing what you can find in the Cloud. 1.5714 0.14932 28 17 6 5
52 I would but he might be carrying liquids. 1.5714 0.14019 28 16 8 4
53 I see him too... guess we're both a little higher than usual. 1.5714 0.15793 28 18 4 6
54 He must be one of our Economy Minus passengers. 1.5714 0.15793 28 18 4 6
55 Do you suppose that he would do the windshield for us? 1.5714 0.13041 28 15 10 3
56 Don't pick him up, he's obviously high. 1.5714 0.14019 28 16 8 4
57 I hadn't realized that we crossed into Colorado already 1.5714 0.11984 28 14 12 2
58 They keep making the frequent flyer program harder and harder to use. 1.5714 0.15793 28 18 4 6
59 Poor guy. United must have left him here. 1.5714 0.11984 28 14 12 2
60 What a long strange trip it's been. 1.5600 0.13013 25 13 10 2
61 Everything is cloud based these days. 1.5600 0.16411 25 16 4 5
62 It's moments like these when I ask myself: "What would Sully do?" 1.5600 0.13013 25 13 10 2
63 I'll pick him up, but he's going to need to check that bag. 1.5600 0.16411 25 16 4 5
64 Last week he washed the windshield and asked for twenty bucks. 1.5600 0.14236 25 14 8 3
65 Poor guy ... he was there yesterday too. 1.5600 0.14236 25 14 8 3
66 He's probably booked an Air B&B. 1.5600 0.14236 25 14 8 3
67 Flying standby sure is rough these days. 1.5600 0.16411 25 16 4 5
68 I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation. 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
69 Don't stop. He has a carry-on. 1.5517 0.14542 29 18 6 5
70 Too bad we're going the other way. 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
71 Isn't that the guy we just bought drugs from? 1.5417 0.14719 24 14 7 3
72 Doesn't he know that we're not going to San Francisco? 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
73 That's one way to avoid the TSA. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
74 I thought Jesus had a beard. 1.5417 0.14719 24 14 7 3
75 Tower: We have another one coming down from Cloud Nine. 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
76 Hitchhikers I can take. What I really hate are the sqweegie men. 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
77 For God’s sake, don’t make eye contact. 1.5417 0.14719 24 14 7 3
78 I hate flying over Woodstock. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
79 Some people will do anything to avoid going through security. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
80 Lets just pretend we don't see him.. 1.5417 0.14719 24 14 7 3
81 Flying stand-by gets weirder and weirder. 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
82 He always flies south this time of year - it’s Jazzfest. 1.5417 0.17003 24 16 3 5
83 Flying standby seems to be getting more and more complicated. 1.5417 0.17003 24 16 3 5
84 Before all the extra security concerns, I used to pick them up all the time. 1.5417 0.17003 24 16 3 5
85 Some folks will do anything to avoid those security lines. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
86 The rideshare economy has gone too far. 1.5385 0.13846 26 15 8 3
87 We really need to do a better job with the final boarding call. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
88 Don’t pick him up. He could be an aerial killer. 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
89 I guess they must be dragging people off the plane mid-flight now. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
90 Fine, but the rule is vouchers, miles, or points. Nobody flies for free. 1.5217 0.13873 23 13 8 2
91 See? Everyone is moving to the cloud! 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
92 Ladies and gentlemen, off of our left wing you'll see an example of the increasingly rare hobo-cumulus formation. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
93 Forgot his password so now he's stuck in the cloud forever. 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
94 Jim, ignore him. He still doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
95 He's still here? 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
96 He's pretty high. 1.5217 0.13873 23 13 8 2
97 That's the same guy I saw at 87th and 3rd avenue. 1.5217 0.13873 23 13 8 2
98 There goes another passanger kicked off of Spirit Airlines. 1.5217 0.17637 23 16 2 5
99 Boy, you can store anything in the Cloud these days. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
100 No, if Mom finds out we picked up a hitchhiker, she’ll never let us fly her plane again. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
101 "Doesn't he know O'Hare is Purgatory? 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
102 Passengers on your left, wave as we pass by; you can witness another Baby Boomer's failed attempt to "upload to the cloud." 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
103 ..looks like like they laid off another iCloud support guy 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
104 I didn't realize people could get that high. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
105 They always just want to use the restroom. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
106 Man, they're moving everything to the cloud these days! 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
107 I am not picking him up-his bag is too big for the overhead compartment. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
108 Happens every time we over-fly Colorado. 1.5000 0.10911 22 11 11 0
109 I always wondered what it meant to be uploaded to the cloud. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
110 See, this is why I think I need a vacation. 1.5000 0.18317 22 16 1 5
111 We must be over Colorado. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
112 "This guy again?' 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
113 He’s high. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
114 Yep, we’re over Colorado. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
115 Picked him up once and all he wanted was to use the toilet. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
116 People will do just about anything these days to avoid TSA lines, won't they? 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
117 You're not really thinking about picking him up, are you? 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
118 We've just entered Colorado air space". 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
119 Someone forgot to put their phone on "airplane mode"... 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
120 Must have gotten bumped at the last minute. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
121 Looks like United is removing passengers mid-flight now. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
122 No way he’s fitting that into the overhead compartment. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
123 Don't slow down or make eye contact. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
124 He’s been on that same damn cloud for the past 15 years! 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
125 That bag looks too big for carry-on. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
126 We're right above Denver, aren't we? 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
127 He's Microsoft's problem, not ours. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
128 There's another flight behind us that can pick him up, right? 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
129 Everyone’s using the cloud these day. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
130 Don't make eye contact. 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
131 Cloud commuting. It's the next big thing. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
132 That must have been his girlfriend five clouds back. 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
133 It's getting tougher to fly standby 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
134 That's the new very basic economy section. 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
135 I don't know. He looks high. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
136 He must have missed the cumulonimbus. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
137 Wow, talk about stand by. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
138 Don’t stop — what if he’s some kind of weirdo? 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
139 He prefers this over our boarding procedure. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
140 I'm not saying you should lie to the FAA. I'm just saying, what happens in the air stays in the air. 1.4737 0.11769 19 10 9 0
141 They'll do anything to not check a bag. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
142 You know, you're right. You rarely see a hitchhiker at this altitude. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
143 Not after what happened last time, Greg. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
144 Is that a cloud or is our altimeter wrong and we're in deep trouble? 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
145 He could help us with the tolls. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
146 Should we tell him his trip was one-way? 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
147 Our left wing is about to eliminate that problem. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
148 Either he's in trouble or we are. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
149 Looks like his Stairway to Heaven didn’t reach the top floor! 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
150 Sorry, I don't trust cloud-based applications. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
151 Tell air traffic control, we have another one on Cloud Niner. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
152 Elon Musk has really let himself go. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
153 You're right. There's nothing in the manual about hitchhikers. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
154 I don't need instrumentation to know we're over Colorado. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
155 Don't pick him up. He looks high. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
156 We must be over Denver. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
157 Don't stop. He's probably carrying liquids. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
158 Can’t, we’re nonstop. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
159 That’s a negative tower, hitchhiker, not hijacker. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
160 It's the new cloud-based ticketing platform. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
161 I think we just got a like, Bob 1.4737 0.11769 19 10 9 0
162 Doesn't he know this is a nonstop flight? 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
163 Elon Musk: Can you guys give me a lift? 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
164 Someone should tell him the sky's the limit. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
165 Don’t make eye contact, we are already late 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
166 You see more and more of that these days when you fly over Colorado. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
167 Out the left side you can see Mt. Hood and DB Cooper. 1.4500 0.18460 20 15 1 4
168 Yeah, I guess heaven's not for everyone. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
169 Don’t stop. He’s a drifter. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
170 Man, he looks high as a kite! 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
171 Looks like someone didn't pay the extra $5 for an allocated seat. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
172 Oh, great—now I’ll have ‘Eight Miles High’ stuck in my head again. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
173 I think his guide to the galaxy is a little out of date. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
174 Sorry, we are going down, not up. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
175 He's on standby. 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
176 He’s been there since the finale of ‘Lost.’ 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
177 It’s still better than flying standby! 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
178 Guy's kidding himself if he thinks any plane these days isn't oversold. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
179 Never pick up a hitchhiker son. Don't let their mysterious charm cloud your judgement. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
180 Sorry, dude, the skies aren't that friendly. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
181 SpaceX is testing cheaper ways of bringing astronauts home. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
182 Flying stand-by gets more complicated every year. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
183 Do you think he understands if we stop to pick him up, we will all die? 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
184 I don't care if he is on Cloud 9, we are not stopping 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
185 He's definitely on his own plane. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
186 I think we are too high 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
187 Let's stop if he's still here on the way back. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
188 United used to pull passengers off before takeoff; it's obviously gotten worse. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
189 There he is again! I’m telling you, that’s the guy who played Fredo in ‘The Godfather.’ 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
190 I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
191 Would it kill you to stop and pick him up? 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
192 No,I'm not calling that in. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
193 Please tell me we haven't taken off, yet! 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
194 Wait, stop! I know that guy! 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
195 Keep going, I know this guy- he never chips in for gas. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
196 Don't stop; no more deals for NRA members. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
197 looks like just another drifter to me . 1.4444 0.20166 18 14 0 4
198 Careful, I hear he could become FAA chief. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
199 You're right, Sully. It would make for a great sequel. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
200 What was in those brownies? 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
201 Ha! Complained about the service on an earlier flight. 1.4444 0.12052 18 10 8 0
202 Looks like we just entered Colorado air space 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
203 Well, he definitely made it over the Wall. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
204 We can take him as far as Denver. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
205 What if he’s carrying a water bottle? 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
206 He must be one of those people who work in the cloud. 1.4444 0.20166 18 14 0 4
207 If he's hitching from a mountain peak we're in trouble. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
208 Guess we are now over Colorado. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
209 Happens every time we fly out of Denver 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
210 Fifty points if you catch him with the wing. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
211 Well, that just goes to show how innefective the wall is. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
212 This 'moving to the Cloud' trend is getting out of hand. 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
213 If this weren't the flight simulator I'd pick him up. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
214 Do we have room for a dreamer? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
215 Looks like United overbooked again. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
216 You had the beef, right? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
217 So this is boarding group Z, eh? 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
218 "Dirty cloud hippie. Don't even think about stopping, Dan". 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
219 And we were worried about geese? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
220 Too bad we are a non stop flight! 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
221 I may be hallucinating, but didn’t we just see that same guy back a few hundred miles ago. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
222 Do we still get surge pricing if he doesn't use the app? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
223 This always happens when we fly out of Denver. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
224 I bet he was an editor in his previous life. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
225 Looks like he ran out of sky miles. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
226 Did your simulator training cover this? 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
227 I don't know...that bag looks over the size and weight limit to me. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
228 I'm afraid the flight is overbooked. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
229 Let's keep going. There will be plenty of other planes coming this way. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
230 Go past him quietly and he might not notice us. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
231 Ever since the election nothing surprises me much anymore. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
232 That's my first time seeing the cumulo-nimrod cloud formation. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
233 There were some obvious drawbacks to the Haight-Ashbury Space Program. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
234 Gives a whole new meaning to high-jacker. 1.4118 0.12304 17 10 7 0
235 Well, he's making progress. Last time we saw him he was at 25,000 feet. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
236 Not again, Elon! 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
237 Are we still doing pickups on cloud nine? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
238 I'm getting really tired of giving these Google cloud engineers a ride home. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
239 Ignore him. He’s high. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
240 Yeah, they warned me about flying over Colorado. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
241 I guess Air Miles only get you so far. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
242 I guess I really don't know clouds at all. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
243 He should have taken the nonstop. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
244 Should we pull over? 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
245 he might have more luck with an Uber Pool. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
246 Another cloud commuter hoping to ride share. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
247 Now boarding lowest priority passengers. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
248 Folks, this is your co-pilot speaking. To our left is that guy your parents always warned you about. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
249 Wasn't that the guy on the no-fly list? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
250 Looks like Delta overbooked again. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
251 Everything is in the cloud these days. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
252 I don’t trust anyone with his feed in the clouds. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
253 Well, there's definitely not a prison anywhere nearby 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
254 Remember back in the day when you wouldn't think twice about giving him a lift? 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
255 I guess Jim Morrison couldn’t break on through to the other side. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
256 I didn't realize we were that high. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
257 If it's not Elvis or Jerry Garcia I ignore them. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
258 Tower, I'd like to report a UFO...an unidentified freeloader. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
259 We better pass, his carry-on bag is too big. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
260 I don't know, he looks pretty high. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
261 I think he's already flying high. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
262 It’s not how I imagined purgatory. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
263 So much for the D.B. Cooper mystery. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
264 No, that bag will never fit in the overhead bin. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
265 He's high - so whatever you do, don't make eye contact. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
266 Some passengers will do anything to avoid those TSA checks. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
267 Sorry sir, even the overhead compartment isn’t free these days. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
268 We told him to stand on the LEFT side. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
269 Are you Godot? 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
270 He thinks we're the Jefferson Airplane. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
271 It looks like Forrest is finally tired of running. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
272 Come on, Steve. It looks like he's been through Hell. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
273 The boss said never let anyone on board without a ticket. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
274 I'd stop, but there's too much traffic behind me. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
275 Don’t make eye contact, it only encourages them. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
276 Last week he just gave me the finger. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
277 Don't pick him up. He looks high as a kite. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
278 "Build a wall," they said... 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
279 The guys running the simulator are easily bored. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
280 This simulator's a bit over the top, isn't it? 1.4118 0.12304 17 10 7 0
281 Sorry pal, we’re just going a couple more blocks. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
282 I see the new edition to hitch hikers guide to the galaxy has been released. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
283 Yet another kid falls for that backup to the cloud scam! 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
284 Is there anything you can't do in the cloud these days? 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
285 I think we’re high 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
286 He just doesn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
287 Oh, my. He uploaded himself into the Cloud and now he wants a ride back to Earth. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
288 He has TSA Precheck. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
289 I guess ‘Cloud 9’s not all you’d expect! 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
290 Beats flying Basic Economy. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
291 Man, is he high or what? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
292 Slow down...slow...let him almost touch the door then jerk forward. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
293 Jesus. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
294 Captain, flying over Colorado is certainly interesting! 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
295 Another Trump voter rejected by St. Peter. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
296 Oh yeah, we’re over Colorado. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
297 Even ride-sharing is up on the cloud these days. 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
298 Looks like he’s high on something. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
299 This will be a better movie than "Sully"! 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
300 Keep going. He might be carrying liquids. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
301 I'll never get that song outta my head for the rest of the day! 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
302 Avoid eye contact and lock the doors. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
303 Look, he thinks we're doing a good job. 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
304 Move over George. I bet he's got pot. 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
305 Cloud commuting! 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
306 Keep driving; he looks high as a kite. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
307 Definitely too big for a personal item. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
308 Oh great! ...you made eye contact. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
309 You know what? We should really look into becoming Uber pilots. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
310 Didn't we see him on our outbound flight? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
311 Thinks he's on cloud nine. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
312 But, I can't tell if he from one of those shit hole countries or not. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
313 Don't even think about it. He lost his security clearance. 1.4000 0.26667 10 8 0 2
314 Cloud 9 ain’t what it used to be. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
315 normally I would , but we're non stop 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
316 Whoa....are you seeing this?! A green shirt with those pants? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
317 Keep going, I'm sure he's high. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
318 Hot dang! That's DB Cooper! 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
319 He's still going to have to pay the full fare. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
320 I don't know, Ned... I don't think that bag will fit in the overhead compartments. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
321 This wasn't part of the flight simulator. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
322 Don't pick him up. The last one got stuck in the engine. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
323 Better report a Cloud 9er. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
324 Only if pitches in for gas. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
325 Damn... am I high, or is he? 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
326 Has the airline added a fee for that yet? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
327 Now it looks like United should rethink the way it handles passengers with too much carry-on. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
328 Right after recreational marijuana was legalized, the software updates for this flight simulator got weirder and weirder . 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
329 Is that a Trump sign? 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
330 He’s taking “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” both too literally and yet not quite far enough. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
331 I'd stop if he had a dog. 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
332 the weather man did say " high, today, in the sixties, right ?" 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
333 I'd pick him up, but I just don't like his altitude. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
334 Your only concern is whats in the bag? 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
335 We are already overbooked. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
336 This guy looks high, don't stop. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
337 These low fare ticket holders...they’ll do anything to try to get a seat. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
338 Don't look at him. You'll only encourage him 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
339 Don't stop. He's high on something. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
340 Wow, cloud storage continues to be a transformational technology. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
341 He's plane crazy. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
342 God was his co-pilot. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
343 Are we lost? That's the third time we've seen him. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
344 The last time we picked him up, he hit on me. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
345 Is this Part 2 of Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
346 Looks like cloud 9 isn’t working for him Sir. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
347 Don't look him in the eye or you'll feel guilty. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
348 He must be confusing us with Spirit airline. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
349 Trump's wall just got 30,000 feet higher. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
350 Dropped him over Coachella last month. 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
351 I guess I'll never understand the cloud. 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
352 How do we actually do 'friendly skies' these days? 1.3750 0.12500 16 10 6 0
353 Should we stop for him? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
354 I don't think we should pick him up. He could be a highjacker. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
355 Another Boomer, always high on something. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
356 If you can't fly me to the moon, can you at least help me dream among the stars? 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
357 I’ll notify air traffic control that we just entered Colorado airspace. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
358 Apparently He Hasn't Earned His Wings Yet. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
359 Don't look at him. He will make you feel guilty 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
360 No way. He looks like a smoker. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
361 He must be on stand-by. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
362 Absolutely not. Last time we picked him up he never stopped whining about how much fresher the air is outside. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
363 Just keep going. He looks like he's high. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
364 Baby boomer in the sky trying to hide his carbon footprint. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
365 Okay, I'll pick him up--but he can't have anything over four ounces in his backpack. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
366 He’s free falling again. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
367 He looks a little sketchy. Let's not stop. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
368 Don't slow down. He will just wipe the windshield with a dirty rag 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
369 I'd help him out, but I forgot my password to the Cloud. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
370 His miles expired mid-trip 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
371 Some people will do anything to avoid the TSA line. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
372 Heaven can wait 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
373 Until recently I thought only data could get lost in the cloud. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
374 Don't stop. he may be dangerous 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
375 Well alright, but he'll have to check his bag. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
376 Do you think the mushroom risotto tasted a little odd? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
377 My god! It's D.B. Cooper! 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
378 Ordinarily I’d be inclined to stop but strictly speaking he’s not down on his luck. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
379 Don't stop. That dude's clearly high on something. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
380 This sure is a long way up to use Uber. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
381 I suppose heaven is nice, but you have to arrange your own transportation from purgatory. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
382 He expects a free ride AND a free carry-on? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
383 Sorry he hasn't passed TSA check, reminds me of Twilight Zone episode 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
384 I don't know. I just don't like his atmosphere. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
385 I hear he’s doing research for a revised edition of “The Hicthhiker’s Guide to the Troposhphere”. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
386 No way that bag is carry-on compliant. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
387 I'd say pull over but that bag will definitely not fit into the overhead compartment. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
388 Watch how fast he goes from thumb to finger. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
389 I've heard of getting high, but he must have some really good weed! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
390 OK, Sully. I dare you to land it on that cloud. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
391 He kinda looks like D.B. Cooper. Keep flying 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
392 He looks like he could use a lift. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
393 Keep going. That bag will never fit in the overhead. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
394 Don’t make eye contact, Dave. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
395 Houston? We have a problem. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
396 But, I can't tell if he from one of those shit hole countries or not. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
397 Please tell me that's cloud and not snow drift. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
398 Better pick that guy up. He's in Boarding Group 8. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
399 Pretty tough to get your stuff out of the cloud once you've stored it there. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
400 I guess the sky really is the limit. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
401 "Just backpacking across flyover country". 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
402 Hey, Bob, I think another state just legalized weed. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
403 It’s the new standby class: catch a cloud, hope for the best. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
404 I hate the Cloud Nine route! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
405 We'll pick him up on the return trip. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
406 Too bad that TSA hasn't screened him. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
407 I didn't see anything, did you? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
408 He MUST be high if he thinks we are going drop him off at heaven. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
409 I don't know, Hank . . .he looks a little sketchy to me. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
410 Just pretend you didn’t see him! 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
411 How the fuck is he doing that? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
412 Don't stop. He's high on something. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
413 Let's pull over then zoom ahead before he gets on. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
414 It's too bad we're not going his way. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
415 Actually, he's on Cloud 7. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
416 Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
417 I wouldn't. He's high. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
418 Don't even think about it, Sully. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
419 I really wish they'd gotten around to servicing the altimeter. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
420 That new guidance system is archaic but effective. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
421 Can you give me a ride down? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
422 Don't pull over, he looks high. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
423 I'm going to let you call this one in. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
424 He is one of those guys always on Cloud Nine ! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
425 They don't often hitch from heaven to Newark. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
426 Need a lift? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
427 I, captain, am tripping balls. Sucka fucka ducka, gucka. 3 rabble-rousers wiping me clean. You want that on draft, doctor? Do you-doctor? Doctor, I'm asking you a sassy question. Cracksag ballbag browntot. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
428 Relax, Jenkins. It's just another LSD tripper on Cloud 9 who's ready to come down. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
429 I'd like to help too, but that carry-on looks too big for the overhead 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
430 pull over, 7A isn't occupied. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
431 At least this guy isn't trying to clean our windsheild 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
432 He looks high to me, Captain. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
433 I hope he knows that carry-on will cost him $50 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
434 The new TSA fast track 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
435 Should we ask which way he's headed? 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
436 See if you can drag him with the wing 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
437 Gotta be high. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
438 What if he's not TSA pre-approved? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
439 That's the problem with these 'cloud-based' businesses. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
440 He'd have better luck if he weren't insistent on going to LaGuardia. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
441 He probably hasn’t heard we no longer give NRA discounts. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
442 Millennials feel like everything should be free 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
443 He's higher than a kite. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
444 Are we really the Friendly Skies if we don't pick him up? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
445 The same guy. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
446 Ladies and gentlemen, we have just been cleared to land. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
447 Standby? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
448 Another damn hippie with his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy head trip....! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
449 People will do anything to avoid the lines at security. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
450 Wow, strange what you can save on your cloud. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
451 He must be on stand-by. 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
452 Isn't there a cloud based ride share system? 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
453 What did people do before their lives were in the cloud? 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
454 What happens in the cloud, stays in the cloud. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
455 I hope he catches a ride before it rains. 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
456 I don't know if he's on the stuff or I am. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
457 This is your captain. If you'll look out the left side of the plane, you'll see that you've entered the Vermouth Triangle. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
458 Aah Chuck, this is the 4th one since we crossed into Colorado. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
459 Either he's wearing some kind of anti-gravity boots, or we're dead. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
460 It's the last boarding category. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
461 I'm sure someone will be by for him very soon. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
462 I’d normally stop, but that carry-on bag exceeds regulations. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
463 How could we possibly board somebody who hasn't gone through security? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
464 This is some good weed. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
465 "Now there is a lost soul". 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
466 I would, but his carry-on won't fit in the overhead bin. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
467 These designer cannabis strains are really getting out of hand; I mean, there IS such a thing as, "too high!" 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
468 Now we know what became of D. B. Cooper! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
469 Do you think he'll chip in for gas? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
470 Just pretend you don’t see him....non revenue. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
471 Looks like he's high to me. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
472 The weather report was right - cloudy with hitchhikers. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
473 Well, he obviously doesn't understand the situation of the gravity up here... 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
474 "Looks like another escapee from Purgatory". 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
475 Hey! You! Get off of that cloud. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
476 He must be a good person if he's up here. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
477 He got so high in 1968 that he still hasn't come down. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
478 Don't pick him up! He's high! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
479 Some guys will do anything to avoid the TSA. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
480 BUT WE'D HAVE TO CHARGE HIM FOR THE BAG. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
481 I don't know, he looks high to me. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
482 Sure. It's $25 for the bag. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
483 He must've gotten kicked off the other airliner. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
484 I am going to have seriously re-think storing my personal data in the cloud. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
485 Uber doesn't offer service in this neighborhood. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
486 Don't slow down...we need the lift more than he does 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
487 He flew with United. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
488 Sure, but there'll be a fee to check the bag. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
489 Take the next one.We're late. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
490 You remember what happened last time we stopped, don't you? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
491 He's been up here since the Summer of Love - just wants a lift to Frisco. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
492 I was always in favor of legal marijuana, but lately I'm not so sure. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
493 Don't stop. He's obviously high on something. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
494 Well, we do have an open seat in economy. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
495 Some people will do anything to avoid the baggage fee. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
496 Don't stop. I think he's high on something. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
497 Oh good! My lyft is here. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
498 Not without pre-check. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
499 Well, now we know what became of D.B. Cooper. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
500 So Up with People is still a thing? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
501 I guess corporate was serious about the new cloud-based standby system. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
502 That's what happens when you launch on a Ford, instead of a Tesla. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
503 I repeat, Uber drone passenger still awaiting pickup. Over and out. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
504 No, if we do, we'll just destroy his will to fly on his own. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
505 Flight 776 to Air Force One... Are you missing a staffer? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
506 These west coast flights certainly are more interesting since legalization. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
507 Is that a hitchhiker or our first positive review? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
508 Did I tell you my drug test is next week? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
509 Have a heart. He probably just missed the last shuttle. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
510 He needs a shower. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
511 I really wish people wouldn't take 'A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' to heart. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
512 Looks like Larry's trippin' on Cloud 9 again. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
513 I was certain we got rid of him. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
514 What does he think, we can just open the door to let him in? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
515 Just ignore him. He's tried this trick before. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
516 Sully, once was enough. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
517 Can you believe how high that guy is? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
518 about how old would D.B. Cooper be? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
519 Things are so bad, people are even leaving Cloud Nine. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
520 Full seat, next flight sir. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
521 No, don't pick him up. He looks really high, 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
522 Man, everything is Cloud-based these days. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
523 He’ll have to check that. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
524 We’ll pick you up on the return flight. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
525 Isn’t that your kid? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
526 Passing over Colorado? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
527 Sorry our backseat is much smaller than it appears 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
528 Pick him up. I don't think he is wearing shoes. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
529 Wow, this is the 3rd one this week, . Heaven must be full that they getting rid of the reject. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
530 Anything to avoid checking in a bag at the terminal... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
531 He was on Cloud 9 last week. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
532 I've seen him before and he's always high. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
533 What some people will do to avoid a security check. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
534 I thought that guy was on the "no fly" list... 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
535 Remember nonstop flights? 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
536 I thought he was on the no fly list 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
537 Sorry, buddy. This is a nonstop. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
538 Poor schmuck. I dropped him off there last week. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
539 Does he want a ride or really likes our plane? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
540 I never pick up hitchhikers any more. Too dangerous. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
541 I guess they finally built that wall around heaven. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
542 Those snowboard guys are amazing ! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
543 Apparently cloud 9 wasn't all it was cracked up to be... 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
544 Whatever we do here, we CANNOT bump an asian doctor from his seat. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
545 Hellbound? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
546 Either he's high on drugs or we are. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
547 Every time a bell rings, an angel skips the proper boarding zones procedure. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
548 It's cloud's illusions I recall I really don't know clouds at all 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
549 I hate flying over states that have legalized marihuana. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
550 I wonder how he got through security. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
551 I heard United tossed him out here. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
552 I don't care if it is Jerry Garcia. We're not stopping. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
553 Don't stop. I'm not in the mood for another 'my parachute didn't open' story. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
554 Too bad we're not going that way." 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
555 So my first thought is, 'now I'm skeptical of rain.' 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
556 We can charge him the last minute economy fare. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
557 I guess he’s still on stand by. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
558 Must be a Grateful Dead Fan 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
559 Oh ... him again. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
560 Man, Cloud Nine's looking a little run-down these days ... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
561 Cloud nine ain't what it used to be! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
562 Hey there's a guy standing on a cloud over there! That's pretty neat! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
563 Easy to see we just crossed over the Colorado border... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
564 Don't pick him up - He is high! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
565 I'll bet he's got weed. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
566 You know, maybe we did crash. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
567 Another angel in a mid-life crisis. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
568 He's beta testing the Air Lyft app. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
569 Let’s not. He looks a little scruffy. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
570 Captain, have you ever read 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
571 Well, everything else is in the cloud. It was just a matter of time. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
572 He must have been bumped from an earlier flight 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
573 Sully, here we go again. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
574 I can't get that song "Eight Miles High" out of my head. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
575 Passing over Colorado? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
576 I was hoping this flight would go without a hitch. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
577 By any chance, are you guys going to San Fran, man? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
578 The “Petit Prince”, he ain’t. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
579 He’s high on something. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
580 I don't care if he does know the meaning of the universe, no hitchhikers! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
581 I hate flying over California. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
582 He's high if he thinks we're picking him up. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
583 He's lost some hair and gotten older, but I'm telling you it has to be D.B. Cooper. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
584 I guess, we are not allowed to take immigrants 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
585 He's on standby. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
586 He's the guy that started the whole cloud thing back in the day. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
587 Hitch High King 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
588 OK; just be sure he knows the baggage fee is ass, gas, or grass. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
589 You have to give him credit for just getting this far. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
590 He usually hangs out under the jet bridge. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
591 That's Spirit Airlines new economy class 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
592 Do you think he's the hitch hiker to the galaxy guy? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
593 You never know when you’re entertaining an angel. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
594 Better not. He looks pretty high. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
595 What I'll never understand is this trend for torn jeans. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
596 That's Elon. SpaceX must be out of service. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
597 If we pick him up, he still has to pay the $25 baggage fee. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
598 Says he wants to go to Cloud 9 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
599 You dudes heading to Tom Petty’s party? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
600 He probably wants a ride to cloud 9. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
601 Isn't there an FAA rule against picking up hitch hikers? 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
602 He just got bumped off United. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
603 I only stop for Victoria's Secret Angels. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
604 Another United passenger, Captain. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
605 Sorry, but this is a nut-free flight. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
606 The cloud cover is low real today . 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
607 We're not falling for that again... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
608 They really moved everything to the Cloud 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
609 Looks like Jesus has hit a rough spot in heaven 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
610 Trump's going to have to build that wall a bit higher. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
611 Hitchhighkers... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
612 Wow. I thought we removed overbooked passengers before we left the gate. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
613 Let's pick him up. He's got the guide to the galaxy. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
614 That's why they call it "post-modern art", Dad. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
615 But do you think it's safe to pull over here? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
616 Cloud computing, now cloud commuting—I can't keep up. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
617 Yeah, cloud consulting dried up last year. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
618 must've really pissed off that uber driver 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
619 'I guess that's what they mean by "travelling light".' 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
620 OK yeah...that Uber prayer didn't seem to work out. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
621 I guess the drugs have kicked in. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
622 One of us is higher than usual. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
623 You see more of these guys since they legalized marijuana 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
624 Wonder how long he's been on Cloud 9. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
625 The "Twilight Zone Airplane Troll" sure isn't what he used to be. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
626 Just ignore him - he's trying to hitch a ride to the Galaxy 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
627 A lot of the hitchhickers around Denver are this high. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
628 These hippies are higher every year. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
629 Sorry, but that bag will not fit in the overhead bin, or under the seat in front of you> 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
630 He asked one too many questions on Air Force One. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
631 I wouldn't stop for that guy, he looks really high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
632 I'd stop, but we're on final approach. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
633 Call me soft, but I just think United has taken this involuntary de-boarding thing too far. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
634 Apparently, people will do anything to avoid TSA... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
635 Hold up, let me grab my Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
636 I pulled over once. Never again. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
637 Keep going, that bag won't fit in the overhead. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
638 Does he know how hard it is to slow down up here? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
639 That's boarding group 58 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
640 "Could you take me to cloud nine"? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
641 Last time I picked one up he wouldn't stop complaining about the cabin pressure 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
642 Bob, you know the rules, no hitchhikers. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
643 Just pull over! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
644 It's that new type of standby they've started offering. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
645 Wish I hadn't seen that Twilight Zone 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
646 We must be close to Bermuda. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
647 This guy keeps forgetting his guide to the Galaxy. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
648 So much for Trump's wall. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
649 This ICloud thing is getting out of hand. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
650 United has really got to cool it with these passenger kick-offs. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
651 Holographs sure travel a long ways. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
652 Tough luck, buddy. We’re going the other way. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
653 Don’t stop. You never know. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
654 When you see God for the first time. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
655 The wall simply wasn't high enough. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
656 He's too cheap to call an Uber. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
657 Sure, you can have a lift but it'll be 40 bucks for the bag. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
658 Hey, isn't that Timothy Leary? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
659 I liked flying better when nothing was stored in the cloud. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
660 Ok. As long as he chips on for gas. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
661 Same guy, same place, every Friday! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
662 I'm thinking Rod Serling, Shatner and weed collaborated to change that 'Zone' episode. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
663 Same Guy. Same Cloud. Every Week! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
664 What a long strange trip it's been. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
665 That's a funny looking bird. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
666 "We must be flying over Aspen". 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
667 Hippy on Cloud 9 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
668 Watch out, sometimes they get stuck in the engine. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
669 I wonder what's in the backpack. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
670 We won't if you're worried, but I still don't think he's a killer. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
671 Think the hippie has a frequent traveler number? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
672 People certainly get desperate when they miss their connecting flight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
673 I always thought it was "Stairway to Heaven" and "Highway to Hell." 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
674 DO YOU know the way to San Jose? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
675 Cirrusly? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
676 Guess some who wander are lost. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
677 So that's how my files are transferred through the cloud. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
678 I've told him before - we don't stop for hitchhikers. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
679 I guess his flight was overbooked. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
680 Sorry bud, its clear skies over that way 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
681 And that's our Cloud Engineer ! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
682 We should give him a lift. I think he's small enough to fit into one of our passenger seats. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
683 Darn. I was hoping this flight would go off without a hitch 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
684 That's the ninth one and the first to look happy 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
685 It's Douglas Adams again. Just ignore him. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
686 That guy must really be high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
687 I don't know. He looks high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
688 I think we have one basic economy seat left. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
689 Do you think he went through Security? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
690 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
691 If he catches the wing, we can take him as far as St. Louis. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
692 “That pack is too big for carry on”. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
693 It's getting harder and harder to fly stand-by. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
694 Whoa. God's a hippie? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
695 Ever since Prop 64 passed, the "mile high club" has taken on a whole new meaning. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
696 Wait a sec. Is that... D.B. Cooper?!? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
697 We're nonstop, maybe he should contact UberAir. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
698 Don't let him know this is american airlines 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
699 Not an angel folks but to your left is a homeless guy caught in the smog along I-5 near LA...we're flying a bit low today. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
700 We could charge more for his bag... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
701 Don't stop to pick him up, Bob, he looks high." 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
702 Extra seat? United overbooked again. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
703 He must be really high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
704 He must be flying standby. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
705 He's a galaxy hitchhiker without a guide. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
706 As if 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
707 Don’t see too many people moving from ‘The Cloud’ these days. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
708 I've heard of bumping a passenger before a flight, but this is a little much. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
709 The places people to capture Pokémon! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
710 he's got a ticket to ride... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
711 We have a seat in Basic Economy, but I can't believe he's that desperate. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
712 Maybe if he had a clever sign or something. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
713 Nah, let him take the Hoboken ferry like everyone else, Capt. Sully. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
714 We can’t, syncing with the cloud is always such a hassle. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
715 Just throw him some pretzels and keep moving. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
716 Yep - the guy sang 'Off we go into the wild blue yonder' one time too many. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
717 He's got flexible dates. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
718 Shall we report an unidentified standing object? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
719 Isn't that the chap that was thrown off the earlier flight to San Francisco? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
720 Sully, don't look now, but I think our prayers have been answered., 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
721 Dude, I think we took a wrong turn in Bermuda. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
722 It wont help him if we pick him up. He needs to learn to fly. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
723 You see some strange stuff on these flights to San Francisco. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
724 The Cloud must be full, hate it when that happens. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
725 Picked him up last week. He was on cloud nine. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
726 We know he's not on the 'do not fly' list 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
727 Isn't that the guy who wrote HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
728 He and his support tarantula got kicked off. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
729 Used to be I could fly from here to San Diego and not pass one hitch hiker 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
730 Ignore him. We learned our lesson last time. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
731 We could pick him up, but unfortunately this is a non-stop. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
732 Wow! That guy’s really high 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
733 Maybe we should do another passenger count? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
734 I don't think we can do it. This is a non-stop. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
735 What Crash? I just saw that guy in coach before take off! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
736 He must not know this is a United flight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
737 This is Major Tom to GroundControl...I think theres something very wrong...with Amazon's Cloud-Service today. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
738 They say it's faster than TSA PreCheck. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
739 Probably doesn't realize this is a non-stop flight 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
740 I preferred it when they were just playing the harp... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
741 Here's another one who didn't have enough for the stairway. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
742 Don't bother, Sully. I'm sure he has a towel in that bag. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
743 If we pick him up we can use the car pool lane. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
744 No way am I going to do that Hudson thing again... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
745 It's amazing what they're storing in the cloud these days. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
746 I guess he took the stairway up. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
747 Woah - that guy took getting high to a whole new level. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
748 "Another thumbs up for cutting out discounts to the N.R.A. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
749 Makes you wonder if some of the discount fares are worth it? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
750 Yeah, he's in the cloud and wants to get back to Silicon Valley but no one will stop for him. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
751 It looks like Cloud Nine has fallen on hard times. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
752 Maybe he has gas money. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
753 Ignore him. He’s high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
754 We must be over Colorado. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
755 Sorry, we only go as far as cloud eight. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
756 Elvis hitchhiking. They call it a "contact mirage". We must be flying over Colorado! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
757 Everybody's using the cloud these days. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
758 I get so tired of these guys trying to hook a cloud ride. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
759 Don't worry, he'll wing it. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
760 Quick! Pretend we don't see him. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
761 I think he's telling us to bring the nose up. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
762 Only if he has gas money. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
763 Wow! He must be really high! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
764 Do you mind checking the altimeter one more time? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
765 The air traffic controllers in Key West are sure a different breed. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
766 For the last time, we can't pull over! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
767 You can't trust these types- they're always a little high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
768 Just keep looking straight ahead. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
769 Wow, cloud computing really overpromised. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
770 I see our airline got a new angel investor 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
771 Ass, gas, or grass? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
772 Thrust me when I say he doesn't need a lift. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
773 Uber really is going too far. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
774 I do hope someone picks him up before it rains. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
775 Say Alf... do you think drugs are getting stronger? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
776 I know we can't stop, but I still feel a little guilty. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
777 Don't pick up hitchhikers, Captain. Especially when they're high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
778 Sorry, we're fully booked. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
779 Well, that's one way to avoid a TSA pat down. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
780 Keep going. Probably high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
781 The plane in front of us must be an American Airlines. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
782 Looks like United overbooked again. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
783 Nobody's picked him up since we dropped him off here last week. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
784 Don't pick him up. He looks high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
785 Sir, how come you have never given me a compliment on my flying? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
786 Looks like another cloud nine return trip. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
787 I dunno, he must be on standby. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
788 Before deregulation, we could have picked him up. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
789 Let's check our coordinates . . . I think one of us is lost. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
790 I picked a bad day to fly sober. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
791 Going to LA? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
792 Better not. He looks high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
793 We can't , there's no place to pull over. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
794 I heard you dragged someone off earlier. Can I take his seat? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
795 It's our newest economy class. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
796 I told you not to get so high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
797 What say we don't include this in the flight-log? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
798 Better check those vegan brownies. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
799 These regional carriers treat their pilots like dirt! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
800 Forecast says a beautiful day. Not a cloud in the sky. And you’re just gonna leave him there? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
801 Well, he would have to remove his belt and light coat first. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
802 You'd think United would have landed before removing him... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
803 Good thing he only has a carry-on. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
804 Don't stop. He's obviously high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
805 This is weird but have you heard about the hitchhikers the folks at NASA pick up? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
806 Elderly hippie standing in whipped cream on runway, 10-4. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
807 Forget it. The last one we rescued complained about the airline food. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
808 probably a terrorist 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
809 You'd think a cloud computing tech would be paid more than that. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
810 I thought United changed their passenger removal policy. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
811 Looks like millennials have taken Jack Kerouac to the cloud. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
812 Looks like we found D.B. Cooper. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
813 Yeah, I see him. Happens every time we’re over Woodstock 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
814 Looks like Jack Kerouac needs a lift again. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
815 Gas, Grass, or Ass, buddy. Nobody rides for free! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
816 Burning Man is so tight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
817 I picked the wrong week to stop drinking. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
818 Okay, give him a ride, but my Mother can never know about this. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
819 Guess he ain't on cloud 9. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
820 Caption, do you think he might know where we are? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
821 I'd stop, but that bag will never fit under the seat in front of him 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
822 Don't stop. That thumb isn't in a full upright and locked position. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
823 Is that Neil Young? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
824 If it’s D. B. Cooper, tell him the fare has risen. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
825 And folks, off to your left, you'll see the inspiration for a classic 1960's Rolling Stones hit. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
826 We've got a schedule to keep. He can catch the next one. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
827 He probably wants a ride to the SkyMall. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
828 Someone should tell this guy, 'Only prayers get you out of Purgatory". He'll be out there all day 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
829 They stopped giving angels wings after the 2008 housing crisis. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
830 Whatever you do, don't make eye contact. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
831 I hate to stereotype people, but I wouldn’t pick that guy up on the jersey turnpike. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
832 The lunacy of that guy is beyond terminal. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
833 Just pull over, Phil. We never make our arrival times anyways. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
834 Can you check our altitude again, Steve? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
835 O.K., one of us is really high! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
836 Our oxygen levels are improving, Johnson. My hallucinations are up to the 1970s. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
837 Look, another United passenger. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
838 Some folks will do anything to avoid the baggage check fee. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
839 Layovers are not what they used to be. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
840 We’re not going where he’s going 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
841 I hope he knows to duck for the wing! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
842 I'm sure it's just a weathered buffoon. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
843 What would Jesus do? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
844 Douglas Adams again...what part of 'we can't fly that far' does he not understand? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
845 He must think we're taxiing. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
846 Always the most awkward part of this route. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
847 Whoa! I would really like to try whatever he is on! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
848 We've seen a lot of this since they legalized pot in California. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
849 You think that's a wig? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
850 See this guy's got the right altitude! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
851 Captain, wasn't this the guy on the mountaintop café in a previous cartonn? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
852 Yeah, he's a beta tester who went cloud 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
853 The way people dress these days! No wonder he was bumped from PearlyGatesExpress! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
854 We can only pick him up if he's been TSA prechecked. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
855 You would think he'd be fine hanging out on cloud 9. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
856 He's probably been waiting an eternity for someone to pick him up. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
857 Hey Frank....how's that for a cloud-based platform? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
858 Sorry! We're going down, you'll have to catch the next flight to go up. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
859 We can only stop on cloud nine. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
860 That must be the new super economy class. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
861 Hey Mitch, there's another one of those Cloud Entry TSA Pre-Check. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
862 Wow. He used to fly Pence around. I thought he got a job in White House. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
863 Ignore him, I can tell he's high. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
864 These people avoiding the baggage fees are getting ridiculous! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
865 Don't stop. He looks suspicious. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
866 Hey, this ain't the "Airway to Heaven," Dude! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
867 He must be high. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
868 I guess life on Cloud 9 is not so great after all. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
869 I know that horizontal integration of routes makes sense, but Greyhound!....What were we thinking? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
870 He'll never get a ride with that oversize carry-on. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
871 Now there's a fellow who's high in a way that's genuinely literal. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
872 He took Uber with an expired credit card. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
873 Hello Colorado. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
874 If you don't mind, I'll let you report him, sir. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
875 Feck it ..... pull in. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
876 Tell the folks in the cabin to enjoy the hologram from Turner Classic Movies. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
877 We gotta stop drinking on these long haul flights. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
878 That guy's higher than a kite. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
879 That's just Earl. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
880 We can't, it'll mess up our on-time statistics. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
881 Is that DB Cooper? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
882 No, I'm not going to call it in! 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
883 AND waive the checked bag fee?? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
884 Sorry Bud...we've crammed so many people in this plane already, there's no place for you... 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
885 I think he is high. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
886 Flight 568 to Tower...we found Bobby McGee... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
887 Must be the guy who's updating "the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
888 I think he should read "Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
889 How high is this guy? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
890 I bet he got this high for a lot cheaper. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
891 Hey, isn't that Douglas Addams? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
892 Keep driving, he looks suspicious!.. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
893 Now Skipper, what did your mom tell you about picking up hitch hikers in a strange place? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
894 Looks like Jerry is still trying to make a comeback. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
895 Everything is moving to the cloud. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
896 Oh yeah he's high, ripped jeans, long hair, backpack, he's probably barefoot too! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
897 Our new strict standby rules are for the birds. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
898 Seems as though double booking isn't a problem for some airlines! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
899 Negative Captain, he was the bassist for the Butthole Surfers, not Hüsker Dü. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
900 You know those jeans come off the shelf like that? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
901 Don’t, he’s obviously high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
902 «Remember what happened the last time we picked up a hitch-hiker ?» 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
903 Now will you admit we should have avoided that swirling black hole?!? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
904 He does realize we are descending? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
905 That's how I met you... Remember? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
906 Looks like another poor soul lost in the cloud, Sir. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
907 We flying over Colorado again? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
908 What does he think he is, God? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
909 Must be one of those counter culture dudes with his feet in the clouds. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
910 Don’t stop, I think he’s high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
911 Wow, talk about living in the cloud! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
912 Say...isn't that D.B. Cooper? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
913 That wing is gonna hurt. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
914 What is Hitchin' a Ride by Vanity Fare? I win again, Jones. I've been playing "Clues in the Clouds" a lot longer than you have. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
915 Does he look suspicious to you? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
916 It looks like we're heading into the same kind of turbulence you experienced in the sixties 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
917 That's Doug but I Don't see Eoin. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
918 Which one's the altimeter? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
919 I never pick up people who are that high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
920 I guess privatized space travel has its downfalls after all. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
921 He took Douglas Adams way too literally. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
922 Wow! Looks like the Hipsters are taking sending things to the Cloud to a new level! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
923 Look at this airhead thinking he's getting a ride 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
924 Wow. Cloud boarding. Modern technology, man. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
925 We can't. He hasn't been through security. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
926 I'm not sure what road he's on, but it's not the one paved with good intentions. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
927 Jeez, that takes high as a kite to a whole other level. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
928 These White House staffers aren't even waiting for Air Force One to land! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
929 He's now free to move about the atmosphere 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
930 Yes, he used to fly for the airline, but he could never let go 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
931 I'll bet he flew United. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
932 The Tesla must have konked out. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
933 I doubt anyone will pick him up in that getup 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
934 Let's not pick him up, he's as high as a kite, in fact higher. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
935 I guess that's one way of bypassing TSA. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
936 Sometimes they get tired of being stored in the cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
937 Don't stop. I think he's standby. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
938 HELP! My Uber driver's GPS conked out and he had to drop me off here! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
939 For a minute there, I thought I saw a guy hitching a ride to heaven. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
940 Mein Gott, he's high as a kite. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
941 Just how far out are we? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
942 Are you going to Cloud Nine? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
943 I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
944 One of us is a little too high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
945 Heaven can wait 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
946 Shall we pull over and pick him up? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
947 He's part of the latest fad - it's called "cloud commuting" 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
948 Must be flying standby on one of those discount airlines. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
949 It says here, "cloudy, with a chance of moochers." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
950 No, he looks like he's high 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
951 No chance that guy stays seated while we taxi to the gate. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
952 Hop in, but you'll have to take a middle seat. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
953 Ignore. He's on "Cloud Nine". We have to work. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
954 So this is what it's come down to for Arthur Dent. Still hitchhiking through the galaxy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
955 You know we are not allowed to pick up hitch-hikers 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
956 He looks enough like D. B. Cooper that I'm tempted. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
957 I'm not so sure he's better off without Garfunkle.. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
958 Oh, c'mon, it'll make the trip go faster. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
959 Don't stop; could be a hijacker. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
960 Cloudy with a chance of hitchhikers. The forecast was right on the money again! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
961 He must have exhausted his frequent flier miles 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
962 Think all his liquids and gels are under 3 oz.? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
963 I don't care what the conmercials claim, landing in Buffalo in the heart of winter is unnerving. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
964 You know, it amazes me what some people will do to try to get a free ride on our airline. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
965 Flight’s not full. Let’s give him a lift. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
966 Are we still doing super-standby? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
967 I guess Tim's having a bad day...I know he flies when he's having fun. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
968 Forget it--we're not supposed to open the door at this altitude. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
969 I dunno. I must've rubbed Elon Musk the wrong way. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
970 Aw...c'mon... you are the fifth plane to come by without stopping. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
971 I forgot to break my Prozac in half. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
972 I didn't know that United flew this route. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
973 Can I ride back with you, Sully? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
974 Better not- that guy just doesn't look normal. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
975 I think we finally found our Uber rider. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
976 Told you this would happen when they legalize marijuana. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
977 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is fiction isn't it? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
978 Do you really think he wants us to take him to heaven? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
979 He's the guy who wrote the book 'Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
980 Let's pick him up. I never did see the movie. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
981 Look, that's the D.B.Cooper, guy isn't it? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
982 "Hey, isn't that the guy from Jefferson Airplane?" Shelley Rodgers Alexandria VA 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
983 Hey, isn't that the same guy we saw over Fresno last week? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
984 "Sorry, this is a non-stop flight." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
985 I picked him up last year. He's the sound man in rock and roll heaven. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
986 Someone that high has got to be a Canadian. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
987 Look! Someone is using our new cloud-based ride sharing system! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
988 Well, he's already got his shoes off... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
989 Ugh, another UBER Air rider?! This sharing economy is getting ridiculous. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
990 Oh! Look - it's D.B. Cooper! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
991 Stranger Danger! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
992 I get it, the fare is cheap, but is it really worth the layover? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
993 Is he flying our super basic economy? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
994 Actually, I did once, but he only wanted to use the restroom. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
995 My mother said not to stop and ;ick up hitchhikers 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
996 Too scruffy. Maybe the next one. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
997 Another Standby! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
998 Up here they need both wings and a prayer. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
999 Wow! A rare Jets fan! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1000 If he's in mountain-top snow, we're in trouble! If not, it's even worse. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1001 I know the guy. He can afford a ticket but he finds this more challenging. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1002 They call him the Flying Coachman. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1003 Just another voter who was promised the sky. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1004 Don't worry, he's on a cloud source platform. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1005 Don't stop! He looks seriously high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1006 Keep going Mike, no way he can afford our carry on baggage fee. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1007 Do you think he has a guide to the galaxy? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1008 Do you think he is TSA precheck? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1009 This is what the iCloud Drive Service could have been. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1010 Sorry, we only have middle seats. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1011 Let's not pick him up, he looks really high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1012 He must have read “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1013 Did you give any more thought to that early retirement scheme? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1014 The cheapest ticket got me only till here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1015 Hey Captain, first one we've seen trying to get off of Cloud Nine. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1016 On a wing and a prayer!!! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1017 "Amazing he is TSA Pre approved". 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1018 Whew, Paul … I guess #metoo skipped us and got Heaven instead … 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1019 Poor guy he's been on the no-fly list since he was born, understand God couldn't do much about it either 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1020 Ghost Riders these days just aren’t what they used to be. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1021 Could I hitch a ride with you while my cloud backs up? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1022 We're at 50,000 feet. What could possibly happen if we stop for him? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1023 Captain , Can you recheck fuel gage please 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1024 Ladies and gentlemen, we are now passing Cloud 9. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1025 He's never going to get picked up with a carry-on that large. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1026 OMG! It's Major Tom. He lost his tin can. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1027 Keep going. That bag will never fit in the overhead bins. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1028 Don't even think of it, Sully! If you tell anyone, neither of us will ever fly again! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1029 I'm putting in for vacation as soon as we land. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1030 Ugh, nobody’s stopping. I knew I should have dressed up as a chick. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1031 We could stop but I'm not sure his bag fits in the overhead. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1032 Is he always that upbeat? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1033 Just when I thought I understood “on the cloud” 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1034 Another backpacker is stranded on cloud nine... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1035 Is he telling us good job? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1036 He can't handle the long layover in Nirvana. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1037 They must have just legalized it in California. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1038 He'd have to check that backpack. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1039 Don't pick him up. He's too high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1040 Sorry buddy, these skies are not friendly. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1041 Ignore him, Captain. He is already in the 7th heaven. In a minute he vapors like a cloud. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1042 I'm guessing UberAir isn't a thing yet then 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1043 Cloud commuter. Router glitch. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1044 His duffle bag is too big for a carry-on. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1045 Standbys are getting very creative! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1046 Just wing it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1047 I wonder if that's D. B. Cooper 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1048 Do you see that Johnson? These shades DO make look cool! That dude just gave me a thumbs up! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1049 But what if he has a water bottle? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1050 This is your pilot, we are now passing over Colorado. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1051 He sent himself to "my" cloud by mistake. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1052 It's the latest thing in cloud-based ride sharing. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1053 I don't think so captain. I can't see his shoes. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1054 Boarding group 9. And all rows. You can now board. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1055 NRA members are really struggling to get flights. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1056 But even if that were possible, where would you fit his bag? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1057 Don't get any ideas, Sully. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1058 There's another one! Ever since The Wall went up, it's been crazy up here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1059 We gotta get out of this place. If it’s the last thing we ever do 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1060 ...only if he has enough frequent flyer miles, Sully. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1061 Must be that Hitchhiker to the Galaxy I've heard about... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1062 Looks like the Russians have hacked into our Cloud 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1063 "Forty-two" - some hitchhiker 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1064 He was singing off key and the flight attendant told him to play outside. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1065 Well, he kept asking for more leg room. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1066 That’s the new Basic Fare. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1067 Tell me that's a cloud he's on and not a snow bank... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1068 All we have left is First Class. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1069 I guess we are flying over Colorado now. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1070 Keep going. He looks like he's high on something. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1071 Now this takes standby to a whole new level. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1072 those Canadians get around.... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1073 Hey, Captain, was that Jack Kerouac ‘On The iCloud’? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1074 Wow! I wonder what he's smoking? Must be the Ultimate High! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1075 Isn't that your old back pack he's wearing? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1076 Now you know why I don't trust the cloud. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1077 No way. You heard what happened to Amelia right? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1078 Never saw anyone more patient to get on "standby ". 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1079 Cloud computing pays well, but the commute is tricky. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1080 How do we know he'd clear a TS.A. scan? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1081 "He broke the first rule of retail: "Never get high on your own supply.'". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1082 I mean, Jones says he's TSA Pre-Check, but you just can't trust anyone these days. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1083 I told you, we're not stopping til we get there. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1084 I think we need a bigger wall... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1085 Of all days for Shattner to have missed a flight. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1086 Yeah, but then we would have to charge him a baggage fee. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1087 Once the Tesla roadster was launched, cloud hitch hiking was bound to follow. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1088 And they say men won’t ask for help when they’re lost. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1089 Tell him we’re only going as far as Cloud 8. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1090 Walt Disney said to beware of hitchhiking ghosts 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1091 Another one uploaded to the cloud and forgot his password. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1092 We can take you as far as LaGuardia. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1093 Finally, an answer to the D. B. Cooper mystery 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1094 I never pick up anyone who looks like he’s high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1095 If we stop to pick up one hitchhiker we'll have to stop for them all! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1096 Why do they all have to have knee holes in their jeans? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1097 Ass, grass, or helium ...no one rides for free. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1098 I must be seeing things. I could swear we passed the same guy over Wichita. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1099 I thought those Brownies tasted funny. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1100 Does he really think that we'd stop to pick up somebody dressed like that? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1101 That guy must be on cloud nine! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1102 D. B. Cooper. No wonder they couldn't find him. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1103 Too bad Purgatory isn't one of our scheduled stops. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1104 He should have thought of that before saving himself to The Cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1105 Don’t panic. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1106 Flying over the Alps ain't what it used to be. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1107 19 years ago I would have pulled over. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1108 Go for it 'Sully'. You've defied the odds before. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1109 Oh, that's Joe. He's always on cloud nine. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1110 Back in the 70s, I would have picked him up, but these days, you just don’t know. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1111 Tell him we need a longer runway to stop. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1112 Isn't that the same guy from a few miles back? This is getting creepy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1113 Funny, he doesn't look like Mick Jagger. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1114 It’s the new economy package. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1115 Yikes! Either he's high or I am! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1116 Is he high, or are we? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1117 Flying standby has changed a lot in the past few years. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1118 Where the hell does he think we're going? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1119 I guess he likes your technique. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1120 I've seen this movie, keep going. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1121 Hey, That's Elon Musk. Nothing like the experience of a wind-turbine solar-powered Tesla to bring you out of the clouds! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1122 I'm beginning to feel sorry for him--he's been there since 1972. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1123 There’s our ride share. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1124 Spirit Airlines usually picks him up 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1125 I suppose this is part of that new cloud technology 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1126 Between you and me, I really like this job so let’s keep this to ourselves. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1127 Unidentified, my foot. That's my uncle Charlie. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1128 Holy crap, B.D. Cooper! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1129 Economy class. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1130 We’ll have to charge him extra for the bag. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1131 Hey, isn't that Major Tom? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1132 Sorry sir, carry-on bags are not permitted in hitchhiker class. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1133 Makes sense, this is cloud number 42 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1134 I'd stop, but that bag would never fit into the overhead bin. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1135 Have you ever seen the William Shatner Twilight Zone episode? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1136 That's odd. Usually he's on Cloud Nine. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1137 I'd pick him up but we're a non-stop flight. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1138 He's got enough lifts already. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1139 We are over San Quentin, so we really shouldn't... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1140 Are the Dead in town? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1141 Kerouac way-point to port. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1142 Nah; he doesn't want a lift--that's cloud nine, and he's giving us a thumbs-up 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1143 Looks like another Unidentified Fingering Object to report. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1144 Maybe he lost his guide to the galaxy? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1145 This is your captain speaking. Those passengers on the left-hand side of the plane should not be alarmed. Federal aviation regulations prevent us from taking hitchhikers on board. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1146 I'd stop, but there's no way to get his backpack through security. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1147 What a bum! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1148 Maybe on the way back. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1149 Every time I fly by heaven fucking Winkler is out there all "Eyyyyyyyy". Hey Fonzie: get a life! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1150 We must be getting close to Frisco. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1151 We don't need his guide to the galaxy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1152 Damn it!! There's that guy again!! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1153 I told you there is nothing there...Maybe you shouldn't binge watch the Twilight Zone on Netflix. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1154 This happens every time we pass Cloud 9! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1155 It would set a bad precedent. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1156 He's in luck, today just happens to be, bring a hippie to work day. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1157 Wow, they still hitchhike to Grateful Dead shows? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1158 He knows there's a wing coming, right? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1159 We're not the only ones who are high right now... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1160 Must be the new fare just below "Basic".............. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1161 Woodstock. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1162 Tower we have a DB Cooper sighting 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1163 This has been happening a lot since California legalized marijuana! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1164 Alright, but if he starts playing 'Spirit in the Sky' we're letting him off again. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1165 Yes, I've flown over Colorado before. But I never inhaled. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1166 Come to think of it, we do need a rhythm guitarist. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1167 Jerry never thought he'd find himself up in the clouds. Certainly not hitching from one. He hadn’t bargained on the kids’ trampoline being so springy. It was a long way down, luckily he’d packed snacks. He gave the jet a thumbs up, smile and a wink. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1168 Not-So-Superman? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1169 Why didn't you tell me I'd be hallucinating if we got this high? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1170 So now passengers can catch a ride using the Cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1171 I guess D.B. Cooper finally ran out of money. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1172 You'd think that Stephen King could pay full fare. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1173 I think he'd have better luck if a UFO cruised by. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1174 Some companies are tougher about 'bumping' passengers than others. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1175 We could take him as far as Cloud 9. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1176 Let him board and in five minutes he'll be demanding an upgrade! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1177 Remember when it was safe to pick-up hitchhikers? Now you wouldn't dare. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1178 Things keep getting weird every time that wall keeps growing by ten feet. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1179 Boy I'll tell you, standby has become so dangerous. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1180 Maybe we didn't come through that storm as well as we thought. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1181 Looks like one of the Olympic Snowboarders caught too much "Big Air!" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1182 My gosh, everything's in the cloud now. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1183 We're half empty and ahead of schedule. What do ya say, captain? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1184 He looks nice, Chet. Let’s pull over... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1185 Third one today. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1186 He must have lost his guide to the galaxy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1187 We’ve been getting a lot of this over Colorado since they legalized cannibus. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1188 Is that Tom Petty trying to hitchhike back down to earth from heaven? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1189 Now I get it. 42! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1190 No, that bag will never fit in the overhead bin. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1191 Tell me again why there isn't a female pilot in this cartoon? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1192 We'll pick him up on the way back! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1193 The last plane that didn't pick me up crashed. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1194 I don't pick up hitchhikers. Especially if they are high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1195 I guess we should check the rules manual and see if it’s covered? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1196 What do ya think? Should we pick him up? I don't know, he looks pretty high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1197 He must be high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1198 These kids are really embracing the cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1199 I dunno. He looks a little flighty to me. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1200 Tell him "gas, grass, or ass". 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1201 It's another old hippie who travels on a wing and a prayer. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1202 Third we’ve seen today. Must be another cloud migration. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1203 Hey buddy a ride is gas, grass or $50 for an extra bag fee 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1204 Sully, landing on the Hudson was impressive... But it's physically impossible to put this thing on a CLOUD! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1205 Don't stop for him. I gave him a lift once and he wouldn't stop talking. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1206 Well his thumb is in the right place, because he's going to get the wing without the prayer. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1207 That's why we're not allowed to eat the same meal Captain. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1208 Sorry, Federal Regulations prevent us from stopping for Hitchhikers. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1209 I've stopped to pick someone up before... boy, was that a disaster. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1210 What do you mean, 'We can drop him off on the West Side Highway,' Sully? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1211 He was really never able to handle the idea that he had failed to Make America Great Again..... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1212 Okay, but he'll have to check the bag. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1213 It just wouldn't be fair to everyone who had to wait in line. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1214 If he's up here, he's probably not on the No Fly List. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1215 We're not picking him up, Phil. He looks like he's high on something. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1216 This path to citizenship thing is getting ridiculous. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1217 We’re gonna pick him up alright. He’s about to be our wingman. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1218 I don't know. I picked up one of those guys once and he stank to high heaven. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1219 No Way!! I heard Johnson picked one up last year and now they have him flying out of Newark 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1220 They're putting everything in the cloud these days. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1221 Did I ever tell you I saw Elvis once? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1222 Flying standby is not what it used to be. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1223 Hey, look! It's Major Tom! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1224 Do we still charge him for the bag? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1225 We’re seeing more and more of this. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1226 Yes, sir, your wife's brownies are very special. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1227 If he can make it all the way up here, I don't know why he needs to hitchhike. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1228 It seems even hitchhiking is in the cloud now 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1229 I don't know. He looks pretty high to me. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1230 Anywhere but Earth, please! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1231 Man, the last guy must’ve really screwed him! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1232 Ok but this time you need to tell him we only have middle seats BEFORE he gets in the plane. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1233 Don't pick him up, he's obviously high. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1234 Pilot: It's DB Cooper on a cloud. He's thumbs up looking like a hitchhiker Ground Control: You found him! Well as long as he's not hijacking, pick him up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1235 It's the guy from the Twilight Zone. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1236 We're seeing more iCloud burn-outs every day. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1237 Must be high if he thinks we’re gonna pick him up 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1238 He's using the new iCloud hitchhiking app. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1239 I told you we were flying too low. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1240 But what if he has over three fluid ounces of liquids? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1241 The plane ahead of us is super economy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1242 He’s in boarding-group Z. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1243 I remember when people dressed for flying. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1244 He's lucky. There's an empty plane right behind us! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1245 It's always that same guy, same cloud. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1246 The last flight that didn't pick me up was Malaysia Airlines Flight 17. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1247 I thought Willie and Neil buckled up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1248 Well, since the aircraft is stopped in midair, why not pick him up. Maybe he knows how to get us going again. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1249 No, TSA says we can't, 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1250 Yeh, ol' DB Copper will be waiting a long time before we pick him up again. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1251 There used to be a lot more. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1252 Some folks will do anything to avoid security. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1253 Looks like he's not free fallin' anymore. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1254 I was right - Air Traffic Control DID say Airway 51, not Area 51. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1255 They used to call them Jesus Freaks......harmless, but we can't pick him up on a "non-stop" flight. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1256 Not again. You remember what happened last time we stopped for one. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1257 We'd have to put him in first class. There are no seats left in the back. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1258 It’s the new app, Lyft-Off. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1259 We could pick him up, sir. He must have great weed. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1260 Talk about being high! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1261 I heard the "air'uber" website had crashed. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1262 Someone didn't want a body scan. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1263 Yup, we're definitely flying over Colorado. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1264 What’s he doing in secure airspace? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1265 If he doesn't have a ticket, f*** him. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1266 United 123 to Ground; requesting permission to pick-up stranded IT technician. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1267 Oh look! Fred's ride broke down again 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1268 No, let's not. The last time we picked up one of those guys, he didn't smell heavenly at all! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1269 I'm open to cloud commuting but we don't want to get a virus. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1270 If you want a ride to Los Angeles you need to go to the other side of the air way. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1271 I didn’t think anyone still read Doug Adams. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1272 Certainly the road less traveled. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1273 You'd have to be crazy to pick up a hitchhiker who's that high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1274 Sure...but he's not as annoying as the squeegee guys.... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1275 That guy should grab an Uber. Nobody hitchhikes anymore. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1276 I don't know Stan, his bag looks bigger than 9 x 14 x 22. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1277 That's one way to beat airport security! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1278 Don't stop. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1279 We're not stopping — we're already behind schedule. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1280 Keep going, that's what I'd call a flight risk! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1281 I always wondered whatever happened to Jack Kerouac. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1282 Who the hell is Marty McFly? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1283 I've seen Clyde from both sides now. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1284 That's one way to get around TSA. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1285 Someone needs to tell him hitchhiking can be dangerous 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1286 Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1287 Is this part of the random drug test? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1288 There goes Mr. Jordan. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1289 If that's Douglas Adams, I want his autograph. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1290 I thought the sixties were over. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1291 He's probably been thrown out of that United flight a few thousand feet above us. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1292 I suppose he's trying to get to cloud 9. It is a ways off. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1293 Are we over Colorado already? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1294 EasyJet customers should really start reading the fine print when booking a non-direct flight. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1295 You're telling me Jagger was talking about a real guy? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1296 Only if he has Global Entry. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1297 Wasn’t he there yesterday? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1298 It's just another one who thought there's a stairway FROM heaven. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1299 The FAA should put regulations on air-hikers. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1300 Do you think he's headed up or down? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1301 have you been reading Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy again?! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1302 Wow, is this dude high 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1303 Don't stop. Clearly he's high. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1304 Zoloft is wonderful stuff. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1305 Maybe he confused hijacking with hitchhiking. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1306 We’d have to gate check that pack. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1307 "Wasn't he in the exit row on yesterday's flight/' 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1308 It looks like an Uber driver took him to the wrong place. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1309 Don't look left, just keep going! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1310 Don't Captain, he hasn't been screened by TSA. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1311 Don’t stop. This guy looks shady. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1312 Damn! I think that's D. B. Cooper! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1313 I wouldn't stop for him. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1314 Where can I find what he's smoking? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1315 Get ready for cloud commuting! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1316 Didn't we bump him this morning? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1317 SLC Tower, this is American 1542. We may have found D. B. Cooper. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1318 These standby passengers just don’t give up. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1319 Apple sent me to the cloud. I need to get back. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1320 We can take you as far as LaGuardia. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1321 Boy, his arm must be tired 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1322 We actually are about eight miles high 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1323 Normally I would say yes...but something about him seems a bit shady. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1324 Does he need a ride or he is just happy to see us? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1325 It's been like this ever since "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1326 Do you know how dangerous it is to pick up hitchhikers, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1327 What does he think this is? The plane to heaven? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1328 It's Roger Ebert and he likes us! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1329 Well, the weather did say to expect strong updrafts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1330 That's the third one this week! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1331 Don't even consider it, Sully. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1332 He looks 'NRA.' Keep going. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1333 But can we waive the baggage fee? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1334 Don't stop. Looks Army. They are never alone! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1335 It's opposite day. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1336 That's the same guy Ed! Do you still think I'm paranoid? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1337 Who's tripping? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1338 Don't pick him up. He's probably a terrorist! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1339 Ladies and gentleman, we remind you that this is a non-hitching flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1340 Don't stop. He probably has bird flu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1341 I guess the Woodstock Nation couldn't live forever! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1342 I told him he'd be happier on Cloud 8! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1343 Cloud commuting! What'll they think of next? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1344 Just ignore him; he does it all the time to avoid to pay the fare! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1345 Thank GAWD we left the Paris agreement. This pollution cloud just SAVED MY LIFE! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1346 Let's keep going, maybe he won't notice us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1347 Roger tower. Left at vagrant in snow pile and taxi to runway two-six... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1348 What the hell kind of mushroom was in that beef stroganoff? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1349 Well, thank goodness he's not in a lawn chair. No one would believe us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1350 Never mind. That backpack is too big to carry on anyway. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1351 Titanium status has its perks 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1352 We must have died and gone to heaven. I've always wanted to be an airline pilot. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1353 Not until he goes through TSA. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1354 Lets pick him up, maybe he can tell us where we are going. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1355 If we pick him up, he'll never earn that other wing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1356 Just throw him some packs of those tiny pretzels or something 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1357 Will work as flight assistant for free ride. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1358 Could you give me a lift? My uber car cancelled. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1359 We're now helping to retrieve cloud data storage? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1360 Can I hitch a ride to Cloud Nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1361 Open the door, I'll get out the security terminal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1362 Hey what’s that guy doing in the Hudson? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1363 I guess cloud 9 isn't for everyone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1364 Even if he promised not to play, we still can't brake in mid-air. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1365 Wow, I saw him standing their on the way in. I think it's a scam and he just wants a handout. He knows no one can give him a ride up here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1366 I don't know... He looks like a hippie and he's definitely high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1367 My take, the dude wants to go to Heaven, shall we?! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1368 Don’t worry, Sir, that’s just one of those outcasted journalists, trying to hitch a ride to heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1369 I'd stop, but I don't think his carry on would fit in the overhead compartment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1370 Isn't that the guy we dragged out of Economy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1371 Now boarding zone 32. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1372 I'd pick him up if he wasn't high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1373 I think we're lost--maybe we can ask him if he has a guide to the galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1374 I always suspected cloud 9 would suck 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1375 We're not picking him up. He's definitely high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1376 Why not? He's travelling light. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1377 They demand an aisle seat. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1378 Looks like he is high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1379 Douglas Adams is going to find his own damn way to his next stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1380 It's Douglas Adams! He wrote the Hitchhiker's Guile to the Galaxy. Let's go back an pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1381 That guy is way high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1382 Okay, then. So who is Jerry Garcia? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1383 No, the last time I stopped to pick him up, we lost altitude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1384 Sorry, Purgatory is as close as we get. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1385 He's not as bad as the squeegee guys. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1386 As long as he's not checking any bags, I'm ok with it 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1387 Questions? Oh yes, I have lots of questions? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1388 Man! There's a desperate dude. He must know we don't go there. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1389 Personally, I like the new air traffic controller concept. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1390 Go ahead, but I'll have to bump the passenger in 34F. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1391 He looks okay, but you never know about drifters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1392 Don’t pick him up 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1393 I don't trust anything uploaded to the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1394 Wow, even cloud storage has its limits. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1395 Another one from the Pearly Gates Basic plan. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1396 Thumbs up...now, that's what I'm talkin' about! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1397 Wow, the sky really is the limit! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1398 Have you read "Hitchhiker's Guide.." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1399 Sorry buddy, this is a nonstop flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1400 So God does have a sense of humor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1401 Back in the day, we could pick them up without worrying about getting hijacked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1402 I'm afraid if we don't pick him he'll give us a bad Uber rating. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1403 This new airline auditing system is a crock. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1404 I wouldn't pick up this guy. He looks really high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1405 The ascent to heaven is a little more difficult than I thought. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1406 That guy's got his head in the clouds if he thinks we're gonna pull over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1407 And you two said I would never get my wings! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1408 Pick him up! He can pay half the gas! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1409 I've seen this more and more over Colorado since they legalized marijuana. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1410 Isn't he the same guy on the ground who always needed "jut seven dollars" to get to Oxnard..?? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1411 I dunno, Ted. He could just be trying to take us for peanuts, pretzels, or a cookie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1412 Yesterday I saw him trying to enter the Pearly Gates. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1413 We could forcefully drag someone off to make room. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1414 "It's Elon Musk, his Tesla will pick him up". 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1415 Another billionaire in search of authenticity. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1416 Sure, pull over and pick this guy up. He's gonna have to pay the $25 baggage fee for that back pack though. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1417 Pass him by. The guy a few clouds down has a cute pup with him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1418 OK by me, as long as he chips in for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1419 It's another baby boomer - they even try to get a free ride in the afterlife. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1420 He'll have to wing it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1421 Let's give him a ride; he played with the Jefferson Airplane. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1422 Sorry -- bag's too big for carry-on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1423 He wants to return to the Planet of the Apes 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1424 My Uber app says that's him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1425 he must be high on life 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1426 Doesn't he know this is a nonstop flight? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1427 Look Paul, another sucker got lost trying to find Cloud Nine 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1428 Maybe heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1429 We've noticed an increase since the recreational marijuana laws passed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1430 Yo. Pick me up and we can exchange stories about flying high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1431 I'm pretty sure that guy is high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1432 So the Stones ment it literally. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1433 Oh look, it's the new Hoboeing 24/7. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1434 I know where that is. Just hang an up at the next corner 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1435 Dip the port wing or we’ll have hitchhiker all through the engine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1436 Why leave Cloud 9 ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1437 You'd think he'd have learned not to hitchhike anymore after having been raped, murdered and dumped at the side of the road. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1438 Really bad layover. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1439 So this guy named Santa, takes Trump’s advice, and the next thing you know... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1440 No boarding pass and overhead compartments are full. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1441 Looks like Arlo’s just retrieved some data. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1442 I'd stop, but there's no place to pull over... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1443 It's a shame that we don't fly to San Jose. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1444 Rule #1. Never pick up a hitchhiker. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1445 We’re seeing a lot more of these guys since recreational marijuana became legal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1446 He took early retirement so he could travel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1447 I've heard of flying standby, but not standing flyby. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1448 Looks like the end of the line for the Stairway to Heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1449 Only if he helps pay for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1450 Okay, it’s your call but I have to remind you of Delta’s official policy: “Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free.” 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1451 We just don't have room in the overhead bins for that carryon. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1452 I couldn’t afford the surge. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1453 So much for TSA approved. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1454 I hate the Cloud Nine route! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1455 Wow! It’s been a while since I’ve seen one of those! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1456 Probably an old hippie, everyone else gave up hitch hiking in the late '70s. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1457 Just left the Trump Administration. Need a ride back to sanity. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1458 It’s him again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1459 I see our new standby policy is in effect. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1460 Folks, we've reached cruising altitude. And if you look out to your left, you'll see my deadbeat brother still relying on me for everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1461 Just act like you don't see him. Maybe he'll fly away. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1462 I promised my Mom that I'd never pick up hitchhikers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1463 No. That backpack wouldn't fit in an overhead compartment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1464 And yet somehow, thought the pilots, a hitchhiker on a cloud was less alarming than Trump's latest tweetstorm. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1465 He’s taking up up and away to a whole new level. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1466 Timothy Leary or not, I wouldn’t pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1467 If he REALLY wanted to impress me he'd show some gas money. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1468 Don't stop. The last time I picked him up he complained about the cramped leg room and no space left in the overhead to stow his bag. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1469 I guess that's where the stairway to heaven ends... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1470 Isn't that the same guy that jumped out over Utah last week? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1471 Sir, I believe we've entered Oregon airspace. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1472 Someone is pretty high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1473 Can’t pick him up. His bag’s too big for carry on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1474 I have a feeling that Uber is only available somewhere else 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1475 Check altitude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1476 What’s the company policy on hitchhikers? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1477 I don't know what we should do, this situation never came up in the flight simulator. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1478 He probably changed his mind about staying with the car. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1479 Him? That's D.B. Cooper. He's still looking for a way down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1480 He's just after our inflight beverage service! Tomorrow he'll be back on the same cloud! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1481 It's a lifestyle choice. He could could have stayed on board. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1482 Now that I understand. It's cloud computing that I can't begin to fathom. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1483 I'm on cloud 9, man 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1484 Looks like he got caught up in that funky shit goin' down in the city after all." "Well, it's there that he has to stay. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1485 Fine. Just tell him to keep his tray table up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1486 Probably the last Delta employee leaving Atlanta. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1487 Oh, did you hear--they started bumping passengers mid-flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1488 I don,t think the oxygen gauges are working. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1489 Mirages just aren't as good as they used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1490 See how high he's going. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1491 This ride sharing thing is getting out of hand. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1492 Pity, another poor fella stuck on cloud nine! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1493 I'd stop but I'm afraid the jets would suck him in 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1494 Great, three more hours of you humming Get Off Of My Cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1495 Please don’t stop this time, Fred. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1496 I think it’s Led Zeppelin trying to catch a ride on the stairway to heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1497 Another frequent flier who ran out of miles... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1498 At least he's not thumbs down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1499 Do you think he's going up, or down? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1500 Looks like he only had enough mileage for half a flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1501 I tried to tell him no-one goes to Cloud 9 any more. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1502 Now that’s what I call ‘standby.’ 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1503 I dig his wandering spirit, but I'm just not sure what the TSA policy is on hitching these days. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1504 New York Center, 784 with you at Angels 43. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1505 Man, is he high or what? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1506 And those seated on the left side of the aircraft will notice the free loader on Cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1507 No point in stopping. We're not getting any higher. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1508 My daughter works at Google. She told me it can be dangerous to put all your trust in the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1509 Doesn't he realize he's already there? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1510 Rodger. Prepare to pull over. The '60s just called. They want him back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1511 Bank and flare the flaps like we’re going to pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1512 I guess the plane to Woodstock's late. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1513 United flight was overbooked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1514 Let’s ask if he wants the credit card with free miles. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1515 One of us is definitely too high right now. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1516 As I suspected, Captain, we're over Colorado. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1517 I heard St. Peter turned him away. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1518 Steer clear of that guy. He doesn’t shut up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1519 Don’t even think about being nice guys or TSA will have our heads... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1520 Well, there's nothing in the regulations about NOT picking up hitchhikers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1521 You ask him if he's enrolled in TSA Pre-Check. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1522 If we pick up one, we'll have to pick up all of them. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1523 Guess he ditched the Tesla. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1524 He realized too late that the Cloud is a metaphor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1525 SAD...guess he just got used to travel on the dole. Yeah and that hair...you knew that was FAKE NEWS! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1526 No can do; he probably doesn't have the 25 bucks for the carry-on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1527 Did you say VFR or VR? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1528 Apparently Spirit Airlines has introduced a new fare class. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1529 That must be the Cloud Tech guy they just hired. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1530 I heard he started the Mile High Club. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1531 He looks okay, let’s pull over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1532 Standby passengers will try anything these days. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1533 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=190760691529858&id=162758827663378 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1534 'Looks like my wife just backed up our son to the cloud.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1535 Are you heading up or down? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1536 Can we do that thing where we slow down and look like we are going to give him a ride, and then accelerate away when he tries to get in? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1537 Apparently, Heaven's not all it's cracked up to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1538 Should we feel skepticism that he's not on the beam? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1539 Does he know "Sully" retired? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1540 Quick! Swerve like you’re going to hit him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1541 Is That Hugh Hefner? Hey, Hugh get off my cloud 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1542 He probably wants to go to cloud ten 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1543 Hey, isn't that your brother Richard? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1544 He got busted for smoking weed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1545 Stop! Isn't that Charlie? I went to flight to flight school with him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1546 Could you give me a lift to the Big Air competition? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1547 'Is this the way to the galaxy?' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1548 The new Redbull formula has really gone too far... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1549 Another methane addict - I wouldn’t. They can be quite volatile. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1550 Don't, he never chips in for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1551 Well, Sully, we know you can do an emergency landing -- how about an emergency pick-up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1552 He's obviously higher than a kite. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1553 maybe heaven isn't what it is cracked up to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1554 Sorry buddy, but we're headed for Kennedy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1555 I guess the economy is worse than I thought. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1556 Too bad he’s not going our way! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1557 Sir, that is a human drone. It is delivering packages for Amazon. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1558 I think he appreciates our proper use of signals. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1559 Captain, this has been a long strange trip--I'm seeing floaters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1560 He's probably under fifty pounds. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1561 Didn't we drop that stop? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1562 Is “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” still in print? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1563 Should we stop?" "No he could be dangerous. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1564 That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen God do. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1565 Irv, your dead head needs a ride. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1566 It says cloudy with a chance of Wayne. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1567 Hey bro's. Could you give me a lift to the Jimmy Hendrix concert? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1568 Can't he see we're going the other way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1569 Not asking for a ride - he just liked us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1570 Looks like we're going the right way. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1571 Can you give me a lift to Cloud 9? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1572 C'mon, let's give him a lift - we have some to spare. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1573 There goes the neighborhood. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1574 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Globe 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1575 Don't stop; there's something creepy about him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1576 He'll get his lift when the wing gets there. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1577 We must be approaching Colorado. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1578 If he thinks we're going to pick him up with a full flight, he's got his feet in the clouds. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1579 Roger that. All clear for the Hudson. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1580 Wow, they are still dragging people off of flights. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1581 He looks as high as a kite 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1582 He obviously rose to the top of the standby list 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1583 Check the flight plan, Clarence...I'm pretty sure this is nonstop service. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1584 We are approaching Cloud Cuckoo Land. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1585 All I've been hearing lately is that I need to get with the times and move to the cloud but turns out I'm the only one up here! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1586 Poor guy, I heard the big man is going through a hip-hop phase. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1587 Jeff put hash oil in the simulator again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1588 I heard the big guy is going through a hip-hop phase. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1589 Lifting his spirits may just give his spirit the optimal lift to cross over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1590 Next stop, cloud 9. Please mind the gap. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1591 So I see even hitchhiking has moved to the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1592 Oh no, do you think Trump has exploded the world? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1593 At least someone thinks I'm doing a good job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1594 Do you think we should check with TSA? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1595 I guess Cloud 9 isn't quite what it used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1596 Let's log it as an Unexpected Floating Object. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1597 That is quite a high! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1598 He's going up not down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1599 Isn't Woodstock the other way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1600 Don't stop, he hasn't been through TSA 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1601 Isn't that the guy who wrote HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1602 I think 14F's open. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1603 I've heard of no-frills airlines but this is ridiculous. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1604 Sorry, this is a non-stop flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1605 He’s going to want my second stroopwafel. Don’t stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1606 Tell him we're overbooked but there's another plane just behind this one. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1607 Not with that haircut. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1608 Poor guy. Another one who didn't read the fine print on the Apple update. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1609 Poor guy. Got the cloud, but not the wings. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1610 Well, under the new FAA "deregulation", we can pick up hitchhikers, and the airline is looking for more revenue. The problem might be the carry-on bag. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1611 Uhhh Houston .... We have a problem! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1612 We'd have to drop him off in Amsterdam. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1613 I didn't realize iCloud archives went as far back as the '60's. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1614 Well that's not the finger most passengers use. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1615 When he said he wanted to get high, we didn’t think he meant 30,000 feet. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1616 Cloud Nine's not one of our stops. It's not the first time and somebody ought to tell him. Sad. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1617 There, I told you Gary - same spot every week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1618 You mean all that comb-over blond hair was a wig after all? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1619 If he is going to heaven or hell he must go through Atlanta. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1620 He’s high. Ignore him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1621 We will have to watch out flying over Colorado. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1622 I changed my mind. I don't need the NRA discount. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1623 But captain...How will we gate check his bag? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1624 I did’nt think they allowed any hitchhikers on the highway to heaven 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1625 Surprised he can even hold out his thumb, as high as he is. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1626 What's he up to? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1627 With fares soaring we’re going to see more of these. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1628 It's Douglas Adams. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1629 Tell him we only have a middle seat available. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1630 I've always wondered which cloud was No. 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1631 DID THE TESLA BREAK DOWN ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1632 Have you noticed how clouds can resemble people? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1633 Another fallen angel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1634 I heard St. Peter is casting out Trump voters right and left. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1635 We picked the wrong day to stop drinking! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1636 I never knew there was an app for hitch hiking in the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1637 Don't stop Captain! He's higher than a kite. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1638 This sky looks like he needs a ride. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1639 I’ m a little high. Can I hitch a ride? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1640 Wait...should he be worried or should we? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1641 U F Off! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1642 Looks like he is high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1643 You get used to it. There's one around every cloud anymore 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1644 Oh. So that's what 'the cloud' is all about. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1645 Don't stop. We're an express flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1646 Isn't that Cloud 9? Why would he need a lift? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1647 Not quite, captain. Altimeter says we're only seven miles high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1648 Didn't we drop him off yesterday? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1649 The last time I stopped for him was a disaster. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1650 We see them frequently. That hitchiker’s guide has some real errors. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1651 Call for Mr. Jagger...we've spotted another interloper. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1652 Don't pick him up he burned Uber. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1653 Air traffic control says he's headed back to the 70s. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1654 That guy is obviously high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1655 ...fuck him...just another Catholic who’s lost his way up from purgatory... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1656 Tell him sorry, it's a direct flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1657 He should have read 'iCloud for Dummies'! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1658 This new marijuana must be great. In my day you could never get this high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1659 You don’t see a lot of can’t-be-cirrus clouds below eighteen thousand feet! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1660 Remember when he only flew on Air Force One? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1661 I thought they did away with Cloud 9 rules 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1662 I heard he's trying to write a sequel to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1663 If that's God, are we going his way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1664 Something tells me we're not going to Cleveland. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1665 I told you not to encourage him at the Admirals Club. Marakesh is so not on the way. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1666 I guess heaven can wait 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1667 Just toss him some peanuts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1668 Captain, I recommend we do not report this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1669 No, not going back down there. Do you have any alternative destinations? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1670 - giimme a break, dudes -am I chopped liver or what...? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1671 He must have used the Cloud when he purchased his ticket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1672 I guess he’s tired of Cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1673 I never stop for those Cloud 9 guys. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1674 I thought they had a guide to the galaxy and this guy is stuck on cloud 8. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1675 The only empty seat is in first class. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1676 Guess that musician stood in the middle of the Highway To Heaven.... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1677 I don't think we could stop for him even if we wanted to. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1678 Don't stop! I don't like the looks of that backpack 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1679 Hey, Joe, we can't pick him up, besides breaking the law of gravity, he must be so full of hot air, he'll have us asleep before we land. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1680 I guess Heaven was not what he expected. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1681 What? You think I hiked all the way up here for the view!? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1682 Looks like someone lost his Guide to the Galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1683 That guy's only ride is on a wing and a prayer! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1684 Must've clapped after take-off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1685 Have you heard about the new stand-by policy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1686 Tell him it’s a full flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1687 Uh, U.H.O. off the port side. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1688 Looks like business on Cloud 9 is picking up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1689 Just don't make eye contact and maybe he won't notice us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1690 Don't stop. I make it a rule to never pick up strangers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1691 I saw that movie. Pretty good. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1692 Tell him there will be extra charge for the backpack. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1693 I bet Sully would've picked him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1694 To SpaceX 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1695 What do you mean you’ve never read “ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe”? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1696 He needs to get one of those cardboard signs. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1697 What do you think: is he trying to hitch a ride or giving us a thumbs up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1698 Traffic in sight. It looks as if he just came up inside a cyclone! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1699 Are you sure that LSD button indicates Large Screen Display? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1700 He's out there every trip. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1701 1. Hey Sully, with the river so close, we really don't have time to pick up any more hitchhikers ... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1702 Captain, a hitchhiker on cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1703 No, I'm not pulling over. I really don't think he's going anywhere. Anyone who can stand on a cloud is just showing off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1704 Looks like one of the Clinton campaign volunteers trying to hitch a ride back to reality. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1705 “ I’ve seen that before. It’s a vertibratus cirrus”. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1706 Man, people will do anything to avoid airport security checks! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1707 Keep driving, he looks like he's on cloud nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1708 Another digital nomad taking up space on the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1709 Captain, we can’t give him a seat unless he cleared security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1710 We're headed to Orange County. They'll just send him back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1711 Oh my God, we’re on the highway to heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1712 If I were on Cloud 9, I wouldn't want to leave, would you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1713 You're right Captain. Air sickness pills can have a strange effect on the imagination. At least I stopped throwing up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1714 Well, I DON'T think he looks like a terrorist, and I'm picking him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1715 I hear that more and more folks work in the cloud these days. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1716 ...are you sure Captain? I really think we should give him a lift 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1717 I finally got used to trusting the cloud but I really think that could be a bum steer. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1718 Since the economic downturn, passengers have found it increasingly difficult to fly standby. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1719 He's not dressed for this altitude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1720 A lot less traffic since morals have decreased. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1721 This cloud storage thing is getting ridiculous. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1722 He doesn’t have a prayer 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1723 Just pretend you didn’t see him! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1724 Keep going. That guy looks flighty. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1725 The ghost of DB Cooper has to hang out someplace, but this is creepy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1726 Don’t let him get caught in the engine like those darn birds. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1727 He looks creepy, let’s not stop 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1728 Not even for Neil Young? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1729 Is Jack Kerouac at it again? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1730 ..these guys always get me...how the heck do they expect us to stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1731 SOMEONE sure has a lot of storage! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1732 Uber has just gone too far. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1733 Homeless on cloud 9. Need help to Homeless on cloud 9. Need to get back to earth. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1734 If we pick him up we will be late to where we are going. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1735 Did you read a hitch hikers guide to the galaxy ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1736 Its Trump’s nominee for secretary of NASA! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1737 Well, that is one way to get around security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1738 I don’t think he is TSA approved. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1739 IDK . . . can we believe a guy who's too old to be wearing ripping-jeans? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1740 Damn Millennials, they are so lazy, won’t even go through security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1741 There he is again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1742 Sure looks like Arthur Dent. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1743 Where does he expect us to land? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1744 Just keep flying, it's just that D.B. Copper jerk again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1745 Are you carrying more than 3 ounces of cloud water? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1746 Nah....his carry-on looks too big. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1747 Welp, that settles it, everything's in the cloud these days. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1748 And to your left you can see cloud nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1749 Even St. Peter is cutting back on travel expenses. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1750 Sorry pal. Picture yourself in a boat on a river. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1751 "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", get your copy here!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1752 No that's not Jerry Garcia. Are you high? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1753 There's one of the few survivors from the sixties. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1754 Yeah, I used to pick up hitchhikers, too, but, you know, one too many weird experiences. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1755 I'm willing to give this air head a little latitude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1756 TSA Pre-check 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1757 Pull over, it's my Grampa. I knew he didn't understand when I told him to store his music on the cloud! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1758 Come on, Cal. He doesn't have a choice of many airlines to fly. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1759 The weather forecast called for severe wind updrafts today 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1760 Don't bother. That bag is definitely too big for carry-on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1761 hey guys, you're all good. by the way, I'm the sky traffic controller. who are you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1762 Don’t stop. Last time I picked one up he talked non-stop to Honolulu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1763 Who picks up hitchhikers anymore? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1764 Maybe not this time. I heard he was under a cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1765 But he hasn't cleared TSA. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1766 "Another dude with 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' in his backpack. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1767 I wonder what happens if he points it down? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1768 I remember him! I told him yesterday to step outside if he wanted to smoke. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1769 I haven't seen this, since I started flying the 'Woodstock' route. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1770 I understand he was killed by the side of the road. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1771 He looks lost, better not pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1772 Sees ya next time! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1773 The friendliest Place to Live. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1774 He says he's fine, keep flying 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1775 They get to cloud nine but then have to hitchhike home. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1776 Nice, Elan Musk has inspired this new stop on the Marrakesh Express 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1777 We're in an airplane. What's the worst that can happen? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1778 His bag will never fit in the overhead compartment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1779 You have to wonder how they get through security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1780 I don't know how they even wind up on clouds eight and ten. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1781 Flying monkeys still scare the crap out of me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1782 you're good son. by the way, I'm the sky traffic controller. What's your name? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1783 Doggone kids today eh? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1784 Sully, don't get any fancy ideas. We're going by the book here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1785 His carry-on is over the limit. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1786 The hitchhiker's guide to the friendly skies 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1787 The wind feels better out here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1788 Going my way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1789 Our destination city has some really good weed! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1790 He looks dangerous, I say no. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1791 Sorry, this is a non-stop flight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1792 Maybe we should pick him up. Sometimes they carry a guide to the galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1793 With our maintenance record you wouldn't think there were unemployed gremlins. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1794 Help the homeless, help the needy, help the immigrants, help the guy floating in the sky on a cloud....jeez, Larry, where does it all end? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1795 Just tryin’ to get offa my cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1796 Working on his guide to the galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1797 Ignore him. It’s a promotion for the re-release of ‘The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.’ 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1798 Sorry, we're headed thumbs down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1799 Corporate sent out a warning about left wing hitchhikers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1800 I thought the Cloud was supposed to reduce Airline Congestion. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1801 Gotta be standby out of Denver. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1802 You can always tell when you enter Colorado airspace. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1803 At least someone thinks I'm doing a good job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1804 That dude's always on Cloud Nine. I learned early on to pass him by. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1805 Don't pull over, he looks high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1806 "I guess he couldn't get a direct flight". 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1807 I want some of what he's on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1808 We can't stop, the only spare seat we have is in Business Class. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1809 Should we pick him up?” “I don’t think so, he looks higher than we are. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1810 Looks like the virtual reality exhibit is facing some budget cuts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1811 Radio that they can stop looking for D.B Cooper 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1812 Don’t do it. This guy looks high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1813 The Hitchhiker’s guide to no gravity. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1814 Let's keep going. He's too high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1815 Forget it. He's high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1816 I thought you said that this flight would go off without a hitch! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1817 Keep going. The skies are not that friendly. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1818 Must be flying on points. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1819 Don't stop: that carry-on looks too big. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1820 Ok, so you see him too? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1821 Flying standby is not what it used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1822 It's the airline's newest version of standby. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1823 Hitchhike, highjack. I always get those two mixed up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1824 ....seven...eight...yup, its cloud nine 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1825 It's easier if you don't make eye contact. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1826 The new mileage program has its drawbacks. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1827 It's best to pretend you don't see fellow travelers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1828 Don't stop. It looks like he's headed up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1829 No need to stop. He's already on cloud nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1830 Never pick them up when they are on the left side of the road. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1831 Normally I stop for those guys but there's a purgatory near here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1832 Isn't that your son-in-law? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1833 It's the Colorado effect. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1834 Don't swing around. He's a member of the NRA. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1835 Fly Me to the Moon 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1836 We should pick him up. He's got smokehouse almonds in that backpack. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1837 Is it just me, or have things gotten stranger since California legalized pot? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1838 If nothing else, that DB Cooper is tenacious. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1839 I say we pass him. There must be a reason the last plane let him off there. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1840 Should we stop and pick him up? He might have extra tickets to the Grateful Dead concert. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1841 Y'know, it's a shame Rod Serling made them out to be such bad guys... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1842 Don’t worry. By tomorrow he’ll come down on his own. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1843 What's the worst that could happen if we stopped to pick him up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1844 The pilot's manual strongly advises against stopping to pick up hitchhikers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1845 Reminds me of an old hippie joke about Nixon 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1846 Does he really need a ride or is he just giving us a thumb's up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1847 We have one seat left in first class...let him catch el cheapo airlines behind us. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1848 I knew they shouldn't have legalized it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1849 And I thought his Guide to the Galaxy was just a metaphor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1850 Oh! There’s D B Cooper ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1851 That’s a first! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1852 Who took the LSD - us or him? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1853 Dude! Cloud COMPUTING. Not commuting. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1854 I'd stop, but this flight is overbooked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1855 Another one who thought he could go off the grid in the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1856 The company rules are very clear: no stopping for anyone cloud hopping. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1857 Who hitchhikes anymore? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1858 This is in our living will. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1859 Don't stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1860 I don't think his bag will fit in the overhead bins. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1861 Yeah, I see him too. Last time he was asking for spare change. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1862 Economy class is just not what it used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1863 Another member of the mile high club 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1864 "Should we pick him up"? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1865 You see these guys whenever it's cloudy over Portland. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1866 Looks like he already got a lift. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1867 I don't know, he looks pretty high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1868 Last week some cloud hopper tried to squeegee the windshield. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1869 It's so sad when someone realizes that cloud nine is just another cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1870 Don't be dramatic, I'm sure there's an empty overhead compartment for his carry on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1871 I hate storing things on the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1872 Cloud 9? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1873 I'm sorry sir, that carry on exceeds 18 inches. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1874 Hitchhiker to the galaxy? I've already seen that movie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1875 Help me get higher. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1876 Sir, he certainly has come up in the world. Last week, I heard, he was walking on water. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1877 Someone wants airplane ride. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1878 You seen how many steps that Stairway to Heaven has? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1879 I feel sorry for him. All the flights on this route are overbooked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1880 Don't stop. That thumb isn't in a full upright and locked position. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1881 We must be above Amsterdam. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1882 Look, another hitchhiker to the galaxy 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1883 Cloud Nine has really done downhill in this economy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1884 How "high" do you think he is ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1885 That guy never should have said "Galaxy." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1886 Just ignore him.. he's one of those nutjob Galaxy Hitchhiker wannabes always making jokes about Uranus. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1887 Think of the paperwork if we stop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1888 He’ll be OK. The Tesla will pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1889 Normally I'd stop, but that backpack isn't going to fit in the overhead bin 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1890 There for the grace of God go I. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1891 Are you sure you want to come with us? We are on our way to hell. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1892 No telling what he has in that duffel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1893 Safety and airline fees are not factors, besides, he has heaven's blessings. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1894 More cost-cutting at 'Chutes-R-Us, I see. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1895 Head in the clouds, and feet, too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1896 Quick, roll up the windows 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1897 Yeah, I'd hitchhike all over... but that was different lifetime. Why? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1898 Don't pick him up. FAA Reg. 213. He could be a terrorist in disguise! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1899 Don't stop. This is how Cold Blood started. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1900 I'm not a right wing Republican! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1901 New age hippies and their existential traveling are becoming a menace. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1902 No room, we over book. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1903 Jerry Garcia went from truckin' to cloudin'. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1904 I never trust anyone over thirty thousand feet. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1905 Ask him if he’s willing to pitch in for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1906 Keep driving, she looks nothing like her OKCupid photo. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1907 He does know this isn't Spirit Airlines right? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1908 'If we keep really quiet, he might not cirrus' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1909 Cloud 9 must not be as great as they say. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1910 How high are we right now Rob? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1911 Typical back packer, trying to travel on a tight budget. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1912 Oh.. in that case, we usually just call it in as a "bird strike." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1913 The TSA is not going to like this! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1914 He's a clean looking lad, to bad we're fully booked. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1915 Looks like he could be high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1916 Don't be fooled by the hidden parachute. It is not a backpack - ignore him. He will try to fly for free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1917 Have you cleared security? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1918 Well a hitchhiker REALLY isn't something you see everyday. It looks like he fell right out of the 60s. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1919 Don't stop. He looks like he's high to me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1920 'He looks ok but I might have clouded judgement.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1921 Gee, I'm having a serious flashback to my youth. You better handle the controls. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1922 Thumbs up to heaven 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1923 It's Timothy Leary! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1924 Let's leave him in the 70s with Truth, Justice and the American Way. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1925 He's probably just going as far as Cloud Nine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1926 You know -- that guy who wrote 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1927 Look John! Another hippie trying to hitch hike his way to Mars. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1928 Might have a gun. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1929 Guess Mexico wouldn't fund the "Stairway to Heaven" either. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1930 Please tell me this is a simulation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1931 Now, that's some killer weed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1932 ""Oh Carl don't be such a party pooper stop and give the guy a ride'' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1933 Wow, D.B. Cooper is looking old. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1934 He hasn't got a hope in hell 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1935 I heard about him. He is tired of having to play a harp all the time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1936 Looks like Buck Rodgers missed the plane. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1937 He took it pretty hard when Holy Trinity broke up over creation differences. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1938 We can't pick him up. He looks high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1939 If he’s supposed to be my replacement, at least he could have dressed the part. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1940 Another United passenger kicked off the airplane. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1941 He's avoiding economy class 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1942 Gary Larson called he wants his joke back 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1943 Can I hitch a ride and the friendly skies of United ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1944 He looks like a terrorist. Don't pick him up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1945 I guess heaven can wait 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1946 Sorry we don’t stop at the pearly gates. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1947 It's the only way for some angels to get their wings. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1948 Your right, the flight manual say's "not to pick up hitchhickers while in the air." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1949 Lift to New York? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1950 I told you cloudsourcing passengers was a bad idea. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1951 Looks like a Byrd strike to me, Sully. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1952 We're Budget Air not Budget Bus. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1953 Good job, guys! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1954 We have just reached er...weirdo heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1955 Pull over, I know that guy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1956 He must have taken "cloud computing" literally. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1957 Don’t stop. He’s high as a kite. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1958 Don't stop! That might be DB Cooper. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1959 Must have had a much tougher life than the guy we passed on Cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1960 My goodness! This takes the cake for getting a support animal on board. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1961 I’ve seen more and more of them since Colorado legalized marijuana. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1962 That's DB! Looks like the money didn't do him much good, should have invested it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1963 Keep driving, he seems high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1964 The marijuana’s stronger than it used to be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1965 I think we've been listending to too much Jefferson Airplane. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1966 I've only made that mistake once. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1967 Don't make eye contact. They're always going our way, but they can never pay the carry-on charge. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1968 That's the new TSA pre-check. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1969 Looks like he uploaded too much of his personal information to the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1970 He probably just hates going through airport security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1971 I don't think so, Don, he looks really high.. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1972 The "scattered crowd" forecast wasn't a typo. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1973 Look, another one fed up with the long wait in purgatory. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1974 Yup, the clouds are definitely thickening. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1975 Some guys just don't want to pay the landing fee on the budget airlines. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1976 I don't report UFO, or D. B. Cooper sightings. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1977 Don't even think about it: it is commendable that you were able to land on your feet after being Trump's pilot, but you can't save that guy--running the FAA requires a different skill set!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1978 Shirely he can't expect us to pull over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1979 Lift to cloud nine? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1980 Say... what's a hipster doing way up here in a cloud bank> 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1981 Just another fan of your movie, Sully. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1982 Personally, I'd stop. The risk is worth the baggage fee and he'll ride in the back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1983 I know we shouldn't...but it's Neal Young! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1984 I blame Douglas Adams. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1985 We can’t really stop; we’ll just have to wing it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1986 I thought hitchhiking was outlawed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1987 Jesus, Shmeezus, this is a no-boarding zone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1988 Well we could pullover, but then the other 150 passengers could be sucked out the door. Your call Captain. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1989 That's our new Basic Economy boarding process. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1990 Oops. I wish our wing were a little shorter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1991 Not only is he without a boarding pass, but I bet he hasn't gone through the TSA checkpoint either. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1992 Nah . . . The "cloud" only stores stuff like files, photos, and recipes. No people. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1993 It's hard to tell if he had taken his shoes off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1994 Fool me once, Clark Kent... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1995 I'm not sure you'll ever sell me on the ease of retrieving from The Cloud, Ken. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1996 Look, it's Ford Prefect. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1997 Did you see that homeless angel? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1998 They are getting so strict about frequent flier miles running out. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1999 The hitchhikers guide to frequent flyer miles. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2000 Keep driving. He'll never afford the checked baggage fee. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2001 It's Arthur Dent, coming home. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2002 This might be awkward, but in case that’s God, you mind giving up the co-pilot seat? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2003 What do you think, drone or stoner? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2004 I dont know captain, I am concerned he's "High on something" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2005 Graham says I have to go... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2006 Going up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2007 ...I thought the simulator covered every contingency... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2008 Yeah, but in my dream, all the passengers had legroom. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2009 Perhaps overly inspired by that hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2010 Just ask yourself, "What would Sully do?" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2011 Ignore him. That guy is higher than a kite. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2012 No, I think he's just saying 'good job flying that thing.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2013 Ok, I guess this guy's the limit. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2014 A soon-to-be ‘?wing-tipped sky-tumbler,’ I'm afraid. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2015 That's the problem working in the cloud; commuting. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2016 That's one way to avoid a TSA pat-down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2017 He's giving us the thumbs up, we're good to go 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2018 I never download anything from the cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2019 Let us give him a ride; hitchhiking is legal here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2020 Let him go, Bernie. He's only on cloud 6. You know we don't pick up anybody below cloud 9. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2021 That must be the new iCloud app I heard about. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2022 The last time we picked him up, for days the cockpit smelled like reefer. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2023 Whaddaya know! We're already Yellow Springs already. Must have a tailwind. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2024 Could be the Devil in hippie clothing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2025 Is it possible maybe Jack Kerouac DIDN'T go to hell? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2026 I think he is trying to join the mile hitch 'high'king club. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2027 I wish we'd never started this rideshare program. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2028 Boarding Group 9 has his work cut out for him. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2029 Can you help a guy who's out of cloud storage? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2030 Still needs a lift down to Yasgur’s farm? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2031 I think we're too close to the lake again, Captain. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2032 Need a descent? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2033 Let’s not stop. I think he’s high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2034 OMG that’s Ufo. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2035 I'm sorry sir, but your backpack is too big for our overhead compartments. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2036 Oh oh, is William Shatner on board? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2037 Looks like he’s on cloud 9 . Better not stop 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2038 Only if he chips in for gas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2039 Ok Jim.. What did you put in my Red Bull this time?! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2040 You know what they say: The grass is always greener on the other cloud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2041 I thought they only did data! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2042 I always figured cloud 9 for a lonely place. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2043 We’re going to Portland, why not? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2044 That's Douglas Adams - don't make eye contact! If we pick hm up, who knows where we'd wind up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2045 That’s me when I retire.... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2046 Looks like another one has been transferred to the cloud! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2047 Shame there are no empty seats. Give him a thumbs up anyway. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2048 Looks like he's stuck on cloud eight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2049 For sure that's too big for carry-on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2050 Watch that wing! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2051 Keep going, he looks high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2052 Looks like we have another freak went flyer on stand by. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2053 Psssst...are we dead? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2054 didn't we see him trying to board before we left JFK 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2055 Can't blame the guy. Rent on a studio apartment in Heaven has increased ninety percent over the last three years. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2056 I think the company's 'pay as you go' plan needs a few tweaks. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2057 @jumbocockpit ‘When all at once...’ #wanderingcloud 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2058 Captain, Google Maps identifies it as "Cloud Nine." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2059 "Wasn't he a space cadet in his former life, too? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2060 I believe he IS on the stairway to heaven. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2061 We must have entered Colorado air space. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2062 That carry-on will be an additional $25. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2063 Who's he trying to impress? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2064 I guess Cloud Nine isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2065 Looks like another "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" disciple is lost. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2066 His first mistake was reading “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2067 No, I don't think giving him a lift will set a bad precedent. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2068 We must be flying through a low pressure zone. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2069 That's what happens when you max-out your cloud download 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2070 Gary Larson did it 30 years ago in the Farside 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2071 Don’t stop! He looks like he’s high. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2072 I'm afraid that, if we don't stop for him, the National Hitchhiker Association is going to sever ties with us. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2073 Wait 'til I tell the fellas at Trump Tower. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2074 Apparently, God told him he could condone everything except his desire to audition for The Voice. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2075 C'mon, the next plane isn't coming for 6 hours and we already pulled over. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2076 Hey. Hey. You. You. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2077 We're fully booked. And besides, the carry-on won't fit in the overhead compartment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2078 The Galaxy is not on our schedule .. just ignore him. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2079 Hey! It's D. B. Cooper! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2080 Acid rain was a term first coined in the sixties 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2081 Yeah your right no way that bag will fit under the seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2082 We do have room in coach class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2083 We only pick up those on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2084 That must be Cloud 8. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2085 Are you sure they don’t feel a thing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2086 Him again?! That's the hitchhiker guide to the universe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2087 Dude, can I hitch a ride to the next cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2088 Is he high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2089 He's really far out. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2090 Can you give me a lift to my DeLorean? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2091 He's on high. We just can't give him a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2092 Yes, I see him, too — we have to lay off those mushroom salads. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2093 Lat time we picked him up he ate all the peanuts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2094 I'm not sure hitchhiking is the best way to reach cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2095 That's my brother. I sent his photo to the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2096 He is on a mission from God. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2097 Is it wrong of me to assume he's high based on the hippie clothes? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2098 Stop the plane! Looks like we finally found DB Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2099 You're not gonna start telling me all about Woodstock again, are you Captain? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2100 I don't really need any gas, grass, OR ass. How about you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2101 Looks like his cloud computing career never really took off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2102 STRANGE! I PASSED HIM ON THE ROAD TO THE AIRPORT THIS MORNING.! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2103 Isn’t that the guy who wrote The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2104 Well, OK. But only if he’s TSA Pre. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2105 Oh man, there's another one that got bumped mid-flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2106 If he's not wearing wingtips, he will be soon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2107 I don't know. He looks like a drifter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2108 I mean, seat C23 IS unoccupied 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2109 Captain, could that be D.B.Cooper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2110 Don’t stop! I hate when they do not use a cardboard sign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2111 If you guys can help me out, I`ll give you a 4-hour life ticket, redeemable when you, go bye bye 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2112 Don't stop -- he might be high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2113 Don't stop. He'll bore you to death about the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2114 The rule is don't them up if they're high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2115 Looks like Starman wanted more vacation days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2116 Hmm, what planet does that guy live on? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2117 It looks like United is now offering mid-flight ejections. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2118 Cloud nine's not all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2119 Should we give him a lift? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2120 Do you think he’ll report us to Customer Relations because we didn’t stop? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2121 What is that hitchhiker doing way up here in the clouds? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2122 We could charge him a luggage fee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2123 I guess not everything belongs in the cloud. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2124 sorry, we are fully booked. wait for the next flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2125 Yeah, I see him up here all the time. He's been high since the 60's. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2126 Do you think he'll spring for gas? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2127 What, you never read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2128 Another one who read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2129 You know, I just don’t pick up high jackers anymore. It’s too risky. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2130 You don’t need to stop. I don’t think he’s going to Newark. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2131 Another sky hiker! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2132 The press secretary did say poor people are coming up in the world. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2133 that man's been through haven and back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2134 Of course the backpack would be extra 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2135 No way Larry - look at him. We'll have to stop at JFK! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2136 Inform the flight crew, we're clear for landing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2137 So many unintended consequences from legalizing marijuana. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2138 I swear those Rocky Mountains keep getting higher. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2139 I'd like to help but there's no place to pull over!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2140 They're always wanting a lift to Cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2141 Gas, grass, or ass; nobody rides for free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2142 ...I would, but he just looks too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2143 Even if we wanted to the flight is booked 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2144 I've picked those guys up before but they're just marketing "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Atmosphere". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2145 Make sure he’s TSA pre-checked 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2146 That knapsack has to be an air guitar. Right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2147 He can catch the Airbus five minutes behind us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2148 "I guess Tim's not having fun". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2149 Going to Cloud Nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2150 Far out! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2151 Help me touch down and bring me 'round again! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2152 Another one trying to escape the White house! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2153 Wow, looks like Douglas Adams is still hitchhiking through the galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2154 Got to hand it to him, going for a million air miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2155 He'd do better if he used the other thumb. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2156 See? I told you there was an Uber market everywhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2157 I think it's that new passenger designation–Uber Class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2158 Hey, you guys going to Burning Man? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2159 No Cloud 9 isn't all it's cracked up to be. No pun intended. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2160 Get a haircut! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2161 Purgatory rescue team 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2162 Uh, Tower. How much longer are we going to be in this holding pattern? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2163 Remind me to pass on your peyote snickerdoodle next time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2164 How many times are we just going to pass him, Carl? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2165 Don't pick him up Captain - he looks as if he's high as a kite! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2166 Check this dude is so high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2167 Must've bought a seat in 'trickle-down' economy class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2168 No, I don’t think we should pick him up. He’s as high as a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2169 Wow. I really don't know clouds at all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2170 Internet cloud service workers should provide their own transportation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2171 Okay, My Captain Escher, that guy's either a hitchhiking angel, or a dude standing in a snowbank. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2172 And that, son, is why you never fly budget airlines. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2173 Is he high, or are we? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2174 hey hey you get off of my cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2175 You know company policy is no hitchhikers! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2176 That man has taken hitchhiking to a new level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2177 Isn't he the guy who wrote a guide to the galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2178 Another guy lost his bitcoin in the cloud looking for a free ride home 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2179 We must be on the Highway to Heaven 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2180 Funny, I didn’t think the End of the Galaxy would look quite like this! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2181 poor chap ran out of frequent flyer miles somewhere over Miami 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2182 I took the $29 flight from Boston to LA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2183 I never could understand the drivers who picked me up when I was his age. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2184 Isn't that the chap we dropped off last week? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2185 He must be out of cloud storage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2186 Ryan Air Flight 66 on the port side 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2187 We are dreadfully sorry but we aren’t allowed to give anyone a lift, especially at these altitudes, better luck with the next plane! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2188 Okay. Coast is clear. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2189 Never mind. Were just one of those legal Marijuana states. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2190 Doesn't he know it is against company policy to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2191 Could that be Arthur Dent? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2192 How do you suppose Adam made it down to earth? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2193 Can't, it's against FAA regulations... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2194 Is the Dali Lama on board? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2195 Bags fly free, people don't 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2196 Captain, I know picking up hitchikers is against FAA regulations, but I really like his vibe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2197 Maybe we should give him a ride, he seems adrift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2198 Damn, Sully! Every nine or ten years there's some new hazard to get past as we lift off from La Guardia! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2199 Going high way? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2200 Hey buddy, who's to say you're not the one on display!? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2201 I'm afraid that if we file a report on this sighting, it may be the last report we ever get to file. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2202 He's only half-way through "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2203 Don't we have room for one more standby? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2204 Only if his baggage is under 50 pounds. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2205 Should we tell him it’s 42? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2206 He got bumped from the overbooked flight 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2207 Where do you think he’s headed? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2208 Another one trying to hitch-hike home from the Willie Nelson concert... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2209 I’ve had bad experience with the cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2210 The world just keeps on evolving, huh Frank? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2211 He came up on the Highway to Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2212 Never pick up a hitchhiker who is THAT high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2213 We really need to rethink our "we stop anywhere, any time" slogan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2214 Don't. We're in a prison area. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2215 Just another aging hippie on a high 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2216 Looks like Charles Manson didn't get in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2217 He’s hitchhiking on the highway to heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2218 Where did you get those cookies? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2219 THIS IS FOR THE MUSEUM DRAWING, I JUST MISSED THE DEADLINE "Ceci n'est pas une pipe!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2220 Don’t pick him up, he looks like DB Cooper 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2221 I didn't know the train had stopped running. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2222 Please help. I aimed too high and now need help in steadying my feet to the ground. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2223 Cloud nine is definitely not on our itinerary! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2224 Uber’s next upgrade. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2225 I guess it IS true, old hippies never die! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2226 This is your copilot again, ladies and gentlemen. Although Mt Rainier isn't visible today, if you look out the Port side of the plane you might be able to spot D B Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2227 The jet lag is getting to me again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2228 We have a seat, but he'll have to check his luggage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2229 Just pretend we didn't see him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2230 Against the law? I think that's against a lot of laws. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2231 These hippies are getting too far into the clouds... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2232 Captain, I think we might be too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2233 That’s too much data in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2234 Grateful Dead groupie.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2235 So that's what happened to Nick Nolte. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2236 On behalf of the entire crew, we thank you for hitching a ride with us today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2237 guess the Angel gig is not as good as it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2238 Pickup on Cloud Nine 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2239 Isn't that Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2240 Nah,10,000 feet is our limit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2241 The FAA inspectors are popping up everywhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2242 I don't think we should pick him up, he's pretty high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2243 Ho Hum, Another creationist themed cartoon from the New Yorker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2244 Guess that's as far as that guy who wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has gotten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2245 I’d pick him up but we’re already behind schedule. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2246 I’ve got good news and bad news. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2247 Security was a breeze 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2248 Don't stop for him. He doesn't have his towel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2249 Guess he got more out of "Cloud Atlas" than I did. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2250 Ya, sure, he's probably got three more hiding in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2251 I don't see anything. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2252 Ignore it. It's just the caffeine talking... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2253 Well...We are the Friendly Skies. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2254 Next time you take the red acid and I'll take the blue. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2255 Keep going. The last thing he needs is a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2256 We may want to rethink replacing the airline peanuts with those mushrooms. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2257 It must be an angel in disguise 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2258 He got stranded when Congress cut NASA's budget 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2259 He's gonna wait a long time for a plane with an empty seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2260 Not to worry. It's just my youth in the cloud 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2261 That must have been some wacky weed! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2262 Even God says thumbs up, Sully 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2263 He gets angry when we tell him we can't detour to heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2264 Can't. We're flying nonstop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2265 The last one I stopped for had his head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2266 He'll probably expect us to honor his transfer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2267 I’m not sure moving ticketing to the Cloud was such a good idea. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2268 Wow, that guy must REALLY high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2269 Last time, he wanted to fly to Sheboygan. We don't go to Sheboygan! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2270 O.K., one of us is really high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2271 What was I supposed to do? He wouldn't put the cigarette out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2272 Flight 213 to Tower. We have another forcibly-removed passenger from Flight 344 in sight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2273 He is really high. Let’s mess with him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2274 That might be the real reason we seem to have fewer passengers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2275 Must be headed down to Austin 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2276 If he says his destination is the pearly gates, keep going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2277 I’ve gotten t good news and bad news. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2278 So what exactly was in your brownies? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2279 Too bad he picked the wrong cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2280 If we take him on, somebody else is getting dragged off kicking and screaming and the video will be all over the Internet. Let’s do this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2281 Just toss him a few bucks and tell him to take the airbus. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2282 Hmm. Guess i cloud didn’t work out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2283 Keep going! He looks to me like he's on Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2284 How'd he get through security? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2285 Can you give me a lift to Cloud 9? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2286 I was told the cloud would soon be everywhere, but...... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2287 I’m sick of all these sky-divers who are too lazy to fall all the way to the ground. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2288 Say, isn’t that the dude that wrote “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2289 Everybody wants a free ride these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2290 Hey, isn't that Douglas Addams? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2291 Douglas Adams must be writing again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2292 I'm not picking him up. He kinda looks like that sketch of DB Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2293 I wouldn't stop for this one, he looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2294 Another one ran out of money before getting to the Pearly Gates. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2295 I want what he's smoking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2296 Need a lift-off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2297 He looks dangerous even with the wings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2298 I’ll radio the control tower that we just entered Colorado air space. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2299 Same guy. Same cloud. What da ya think he’s packing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2300 Yep. Must've read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2301 Do you think he's high? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2302 That's definitely not cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2303 With oversold flights the whole standby thing sure has gotten crazy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2304 This guy's taken cloud surfing to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2305 It’s definately getting harder to find an affordable non-stop flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2306 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!'? Trite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2307 How much do we charge now for carry-on? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2308 He's not heavy, he's my brother. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2309 Another D.B. Cooper wannabe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2310 And to your left you'll see a misreading of height ash bury. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2311 Yeah, he does look pretty high, I don't think we should pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2312 And I thought that we were high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2313 He's asking to download. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2314 They come here looking for their data. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2315 That's my first hitchhiking yeti. How about you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2316 Poor bastard. Retrieving stuff out of the cloud isn't as easy as they say. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2317 I used to hitchhike a lot before planes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2318 Never pick up anyone if you can't see their feet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2319 Man, we could use somebody to chip in for jet fuel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2320 Now there’s thumb to nowhere! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2321 I'd pick him up but the guitar case won't fit in the overhead bins. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2322 Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is in the cloud streaming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2323 Damned cloud hoboes! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2324 He's almost there. That's cloud 8. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2325 He obviously doesn't know that you can now purchase tickets through the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2326 It looks like another passenger was bumped from an economy seat. Lesson learned, always fly first class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2327 What a drag we can't give him a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2328 He must be on a drug high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2329 I told him that carry on won't fit under the seat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2330 Wow, I haven't seen that since the '70s. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2331 I passed a guy that looked just like that on my way down the mountain this morning. Hey, wait a minute.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2332 Man, I feel for those United guys. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2333 Don't pick him up - He is high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2334 All we have left is a middle seat next to the lavatory. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2335 We would... but there’s a $25 baggage fee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2336 Fly by. The new NRA discount policy is for the birds. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2337 and that's what you get when you offer 5GB of free cloud storage 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2338 I’m not stopping today. Last week he ate all the peanuts in the galley. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2339 Well, okay, but there's no more discount for NRA hitchhikers ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2340 Yeh, he's always here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2341 We can't pick him up, we're all out of peanuts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2342 Oh! Look what we gave here, another bad ass rocker who’s changed his mind 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2343 I didn't think you could that high on opioids. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2344 He is trying to get credit for the return flight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2345 If he was dressed a little better I might. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2346 He ought to know we only stop at cloud nine 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2347 Don't Stop!" He hasn't passed cloud control. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2348 Are you positive we did not crash? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2349 Strangest safety inspector I've ever seen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2350 Just one of those new emojis from the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2351 Clear skies with chance of vagrancy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2352 I don't ever pick up hitchhikers on Cloud 9. They bum me out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2353 WOW! Talk about climate change! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2354 I hate what they have done to frequent flyer programs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2355 Don’t look. There’s a fellow on a cloud trying to hitch a ride from us. One of those forgetting how to retrieve themselves from the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2356 Some people take icloud so literal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2357 Hmmmm, too bad we're not going his direction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2358 I remember. You only stop for Patsy Cline and Tammy Wynette. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2359 Don't make eye contact, Jim. Just pretend he's telling us we're doing a great job. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2360 Does this mean we’re near a prison? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2361 Remember when people used to just call a travel agent? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2362 AMAZON has got me here to welcome you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2363 Ici, On peut voir une personne qui est dans des nuages. il est aussi haut que l'avion. Beaucoup de personnes n'utilise pas leur cerveau, mais il pense et il crée des opinions même s'ils sont différent de l'opinion du publique, et ca le monte. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2364 My mother told me not to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2365 We usually get that when we fly over Woodstock 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2366 He probably used up his frequent flyer miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2367 ,,,and off to your right you'll see cloud 8. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2368 Roger McGuinn, hitch hiking, circa 1966. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2369 Let's see...Nimbus, Stratus, Cumulus, Kerouac... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2370 Isn’t that the same dude we saw way back on Cloud Eight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2371 The Rolling Stones aren’t going to like it... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2372 Don't stop. We're already overbooked. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2373 It makes you wonder when even Zeus hits on hard times. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2374 I’d say considerably higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2375 Well, the steering wheel was about this big, but the rest of the plane was smaller than yours. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2376 It's called 'cloud commuting', sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2377 Be careful, I think he is one of those new cloud niners! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2378 Uh, Captain, is there any information about hitchhikers on clouds in the Flyer's Manual? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2379 I told you we shouldn't have turned the seat-belt sign off 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2380 Is it Rod Serling? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2381 I'd stop, but the only open seats are in Basic Economy and he has a full-sized carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2382 Did you upload him to the cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2383 A 'carry on' for the wayward son. Go figure. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2384 It doesn't pay to argue with Low Costs mid-flight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2385 I don't our destination is his destination. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2386 Life in the cloud is safe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2387 Jerry Garcia still hanging around, huh? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2388 He is part of the new cloud based storage plan. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2389 I don't care if he's a saint--I don't pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2390 For heaven's sake, another sky walker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2391 If it were my call Captain, he hasn't been thru baggage search 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2392 Hey I think I’m a little high but can I get a ride? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2393 I guess he does not know that "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Universe" is out of print. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2394 I just don't get that Cloud technology. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2395 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2396 Elon Musk's latest space gambit? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2397 Wow, that is not what you see everyday! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2398 Hey, do you remember that far side comic about what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank...? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2399 Must be one of those United passengers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2400 I thought you said it was safe to backup to the cloud? It doesn't look safe to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2401 Seems the Stairway to Heaven didn't, in fact, go all the way up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2402 When did the airlines start taking away the seats? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2403 Isn't that the same guy we passed over Canada ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2404 I'm looking for a lift to cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2405 Looks like he took the book way too literally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2406 Forget it Sully. He want a lift to the Hudson. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2407 If God had intended man to stand in the clouds hitching rides, then he would have given us shoes with wings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2408 Too bad we don't have time to pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2409 Why would anyone want to go to Newark? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2410 THAT HAS TO BE AN ALL-TIME HIGH! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2411 We got in bad trouble the last time we stopped 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2412 Remember the last guy we picked up? Never did get that smell out of coach. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2413 I don't think he's an archangel! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2414 Super Budget Economy Fare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2415 Standby? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2416 Maybe he has the guide to the galaxy..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2417 Don't Panic. He's from Base 13. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2418 Captain, is that Billy Ray Cirrus?" "Yeah, Rookie, it means you're too high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2419 Definitely higher than a kite! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2420 He just wants to sell us his guide to the GALAXY 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2421 Those NRA boys lost it all! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2422 Is that Major Tom? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2423 Wish I could, but every time I stop for one we crash. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2424 Looking good, boys! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2425 I think you've been watching too many Twilight Zone episodes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2426 NO EYE CONTACT! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2427 he’ll need to go on the standby list just like everyone else 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2428 We could charge him an extra $100 for flagging us down and $50 for the carry-on bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2429 Come on, Dale, just ask this guy for directions so we can all get home already! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2430 Wait for the local, we're non-stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2431 Don’t pick him up, he looks really high! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2432 Remember, Don't Make Eye Contact - - If you want to keep your licence 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2433 Isn't he high enough? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2434 Has our navigation system has autocorrected 'Vegas-bound' to 'vagabond' AGAIN? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2435 If you're going to be a Trump dodger, would't going to Canada be waaaay easier? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2436 Typical David Crosby-gets super high doesn't even arrange for a ride home! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2437 Weather report stated it was a "cloudy" day not "crowdy". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2438 Let him ride on the wing like that Twilight Zone episode 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2439 IT was right. Everybody is moving to the cloud these days 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2440 No way. Too scruffy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2441 He must've flown United. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2442 And on your left: the ghost of D.B.Cooper. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2443 He doesn't look like a Lucy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2444 Another hitchhiker from the galaxy who used up all his cloud storage 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2445 Because he's high and lazy he's thumbing a flight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2446 Poor Guy, It must be Purgatory out there! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2447 Don't stop. He's too ethereal." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2448 Nowadays everybody is a comedian. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2449 He'd better watch out for the wing... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2450 Hey! I got stranded in the iCloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2451 Do you think we should notify TSA about his backpack? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2452 He's trying to go to Cloud 9 but we're a low-cost... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2453 ‘That’s the third time this week.’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2454 A real Zeppelin fan wouldn't need a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2455 My mother said never to pick up strangers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2456 They are letting anybody in these days 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2457 Don't let him on. You should never pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2458 I thought Woodstock was in the other direction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2459 That's the same cloud we dropped him on the way out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2460 Looks like we got another Dead Head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2461 What is the company policy regarding picking up cloud hikers? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2462 It's Just A Mirage ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2463 He wasn't able to use his NRA discount. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2464 This guy wants an upgrade from Cloud Nine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2465 He still must pay the $50 per bag fee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2466 They call him the Hitch High King. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2467 I thought we left that guy on cloud nine just last week! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2468 Forget it. There is no way he has gone through security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2469 Rutger Hauer got old... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2470 Don’t stop - I did once and regretted it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2471 Hey, my iCloud is full! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2472 Shouldn't we look up the TSA regulations? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2473 Hey is that cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2474 You are okay, this is a selfie safe zone! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2475 How come I do not see the cartoons any longer? They do not appear in any of the three pages. Too bad. I really miss them. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2476 I had a dream . it said heaven catch a ride. hell. just say (GOOD bye.) 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2477 Hello, pilots! It's working fine but I'm stuck! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2478 Keep going, a budget airline will be through soon enough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2479 Is that the guy who wrote 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2480 Only if he went through TSA first. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2481 It ist just another of those "ex-Trumpians" of the 2010s, they all seem to have been kicked out by Saint Peter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2482 Do you suppose we'll have to take him all the way up? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2483 United dragged another one off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2484 His shirt said HELP so it must have been at a Beatles concert. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2485 He must've booked Super Economy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2486 We're not falling for that again... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2487 I think the trailing Spirit Air flight will give him a lift. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2488 Do you think the Russians gave him a ride this far? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2489 Didn't we see him on Twilight Zone? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2490 He couldn’t make it smell any worse in here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2491 Don't stop, just tell him we changed our name to Jefferson Starship. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2492 Someone needs to tell him his fly is down. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2493 Co-pilot: Saint Peter sure has been having a rough time ever since that wall got built to keep the "bad hombres" out. Pilot: Yeah. I can't believe He got the Trump Administration to pay for it too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2494 Where does he think he's going? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2495 He said “no thanks” when I said we had only middle sears left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2496 I didn't know this flightpath went through Limbo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2497 I didn't know Neil Young died, did you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2498 Better not, that bag’s too big for carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2499 Bomb? No. I'm worried he's carrying a guitar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2500 Don't start this again. You know the last one didn't fit in the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2501 It's a Rocky Mountain high. We're over Colorado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2502 Uber is taking it to the next level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2503 Captain, is there a navigational error? That's not Cloud Nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2504 What's he been smokin'? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2505 Wasn’t that D.B. Cooper ? No more rides for you buddy boy! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2506 I picked him up in Witchita last year and he stole my phone charger. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2507 Bob, I’m confused about uploading to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2508 Nice try anyway. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2509 He's on cloud nine, on his way to disillusionment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2510 That's a local stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2511 It's tough when the Pearly Gates aren't open to everyone and you've just got nowhere to go? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2512 Don’t pick him up. He looks like a murderer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2513 Didn't your mother ever warn you about picking up a hitchhiker? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2514 Let's keep going. He looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2515 No no, don't stop! He has a bunch of other guys hiding in the cloud! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2516 There goes another human I'll never meet! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2517 He looks OK, but we probably shouldn't pick him up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2518 Think we can stuff one more into our cheap seats? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2519 He's too high to suffer range anxiety. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2520 His Uber better get here soon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2521 My Way or the Highway! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2522 I'd consider it, but that guy is clearly higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2523 Don’t do it. He’s higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2524 We have room for him but he would have to check that carry on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2525 I wouldn't pick that one up. He looks higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2526 Looks like there's been another round of funding cuts at NASA. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2527 I guess cloud 9 isn't for everyone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2528 I overheard the medical dispensaries in heaven were being shut down by the AG. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2529 How weird is that guy? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2530 Whenever I see him, I just pretend he's saying "good job!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2531 Turn! Turn! Turn! We don't want to hit that Byrd! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2532 Spirit Airlines adheres to a strict no-late boarding policy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2533 Okay, but only if he's signed up with our rewards program. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2534 But we're not cleared for that airspace, Sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2535 Last time I picked him up, he went on and on about how high he used to live on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2536 This is too weird. We must be in The New Yorker Cartoon Contest. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2537 It’s actually pretty common since Trump’s latest Travel Ban. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2538 Looks like Musk forgot where he parked his Tesla again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2539 Is that what you do when your Cloud is full? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2540 He is High as a kite Captain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2541 “Isn’t Timothy Leary dead”? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2542 That's the ninth cloud he's been on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2543 I guess the Cloud has eliminated the last vestige of IBM's famed white shirts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2544 I won’t say anything, if you don’t. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2545 Don't stop - we're right above a prison. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2546 I don't think he's been cleared by TSA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2547 My brother-in-law was an end timer 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2548 This guy must be high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2549 Another self-flyer run amok. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2550 Do you have your liquids in a plastic bag? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2551 Frequent flyer...but today he'll have to wing it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2552 Told you we were lost, that's the second time we've seen that guy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2553 He'll eat all our Slim Jims and won't chip in for gas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2554 He's trying to redeem miles 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2555 Yes, I have heard of cloud nine but never seen it before. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2556 What do YOU think that cloud looks like? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2557 Do you have any idea why he thinks we're headed in the same direction? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2558 The smog is really getting thick these days. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2559 How about that, there is a cloud nine! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2560 I thinks that's cloud nine. He'll be fine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2561 I'm afraid to pick up anything from the Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2562 Isn't that your brother Ralph? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2563 Don't you always wonder how the knees get ripped out? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2564 So, that's what is in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2565 He must be their poet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2566 Must of had his NRA discount revoked 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2567 Don’t stop, I think he’s high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2568 I thought that there was something funny about those meal tray brownies 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2569 What would St. Christopher do? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2570 It was just a matter of time before ride-sharing went to the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2571 I could use the SkyMiles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2572 Don't stop! This could be the latest terrorist ploy! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2573 You the man, Sully! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2574 Cloud Niner to ground control, we got another one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2575 At least bags fly for free 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2576 I don't pick up hitch-hikers unless they are walking 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2577 Keep going, Jeff, all we have is first class. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2578 I must be seeing things. A hitchhiking Zombie from "Night of the Living Dead"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2579 Did you see that guy? What a bum! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2580 He must have missed the Vogon's plane. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2581 Ignore him. We aren't allowed to pick up hitchhikers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2582 I guess everybody these days is obsessed with The Cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2583 I would, but he's got a carry-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2584 "Should we tell him we are not heading to heaven but the other place"!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2585 Yesterday he was wearing a crown. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2586 Don't stop - this is a dangerous stretch of sky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2587 Looks like Bob's still in limbo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2588 Looks like somebody's been squeezing the Charmin again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2589 No, the harp is too big for carry-on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2590 Whatever they're paying me, it's not enough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2591 I’ve read about this. Delta is a stickler, when it comes to using your frequent flyer miles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2592 Don't Stop. I think something bad might happen if we do. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2593 You know, honestly, this is a secret fantasy I've held for years. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2594 Don't stop for him, there's a prison below us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2595 I always wondered what happen to D.B Cooper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2596 He needs to download that app. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2597 Sorry, we're completely booked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2598 'Are we ever going to be done with the frigging Boomers?' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2599 My mom always told me never to stop for a hitch-hiker. She didn't care how well they were dressed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2600 He must not have read the book. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2601 They say he was hit by a car on his way to Woodstock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2602 He won't get off my cloud! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2603 Getting into the I Cloud is easy but getting out has it’s drawbacks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2604 That extension of the Appalachian Trail has gone way too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2605 don't stop. there are three other people hiding behind that cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2606 Oh look! a skydiver on the run 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2607 I wouldn't stop for him, captain. He definitely looks high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2608 What's that mountain climber doing in the......oh, no...... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2609 Man, I got that song stuck in my head - "Ride, Ride, Ride, Hitchin' a Ride." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2610 Dude is flying higher than a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2611 WHAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2612 How high do you go? There is no time left, Putin made it clear last night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2613 I think he’s one of the characters in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2614 I know we have an empty seat in first class, but it's next to Pruitt. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2615 Are my eyes playing tricks or did we just pass Arthur Dent? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2616 Attention Passengers: Look out the window to your left and you will see the final stop on the Appalachian Trail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2617 A thumb drive in the cloud? I don't stop for mixed metaphors. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2618 We can't - he didn't make it past the TSA agents. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2619 He thinks our next destination is Cloud 9! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2620 By any chance, are you going to Pittsburg? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2621 It is so sad that refugees have to do such dangerous things to escape. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2622 No one stays on Cloud Nine for long. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2623 Don’t make me cite company policy. Remember what happened last time? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2624 Tell him to take a hike. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2625 Ask the stewardess if William Shatner is on board ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2626 I'd pick him up if I thought he'd have my data. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2627 Wish i knew what he was on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2628 Cloud 9 is unavailable 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2629 I wouldn't pick him up, he's definitely high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2630 Fine, but he’all have to sit in economy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2631 Another Rapture wannabe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2632 OMG this totally reminds me of that summer between Freshman and Sophomore year... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2633 Too risky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2634 One day you’re a bit-coin millionaire ... next day you’re a gray cloud pedestrian. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2635 I still don’t get how The Cloud works...? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2636 I’d like to give him a lift, but he’d never fit that bag into the overhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2637 These guys will do anything to skip the TSA line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2638 Now, HIS head is in the clouds! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2639 Well, guess that's what happens when you don't ante up for Spirit's destination fee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2640 So that's what a thumberstorm looks like 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2641 Maybe he's tired of looking at clouds from both sides now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2642 Gee, what do you think that guy is standing on? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2643 Hey! I can pay you for the ride. It's me D. B. Cooper. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2644 Sorry Sully, that's one soul you can't save. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2645 The Stones must be touring again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2646 I guess Cloud 9 isn't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2647 No way that bag would fit in the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2648 In the old days it was, "hitch one's wagon to a star" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2649 We always see these heaven rejects. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2650 Give me a break. I've seen him in first class at least three times. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2651 Angels, I have heard they’re high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2652 Don't even THINK about it, Sullenberger. Sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2653 He needs to cutback on the recreational drugs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2654 It looks like Darwin was right. Even angels evolve. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2655 OMG that's D. B. Cooper! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2656 No sign, no dog on rope, no stopping, them's the rules. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2657 Think he has TSA Pre-Check? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2658 With all of these snowbanks and pedestrians around, are you sure this is the runway? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2659 It's okay; you're over the run way for greater America! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2660 That dude’s gotta be high on somethin’... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2661 Good man. He just retrieved his data. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2662 They've been saying Cloud 9 ain't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2663 Security says it’s ok since it looks like he removed his shoes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2664 I heard Heaven wasn’t as much fun as they say. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2665 Nowadays everything is in the cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2666 hitch hiking on 4/20 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2667 His miles expired. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2668 Do we have room for another non-rev? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2669 Well, that explains the whole D.B. Cooper thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2670 How long has Ozzy Osborne been dead? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2671 Again ! I wish he would pick a cloud and stay there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2672 He must really admire our flying skills. He came a long way to give us a thumbs-up! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2673 Don't stop for him, he looks high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2674 He's woking on an update to 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2675 Well, looks like he's finally had enough of cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2676 The only way my kids will think this story is cool is if I tell them his backpack had a poop emoji on it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2677 Doesn't he know that hitchhikers are only allowed on the galaxy route? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2678 I just don't think it's safe to stop here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2679 That's our new economy class. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2680 Jeez, Arthur Dent has really fallen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2681 I’d feel guilty if he wasn’t going the other way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2682 We're not going to the galaxy, right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2683 He doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would need a ride 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2684 Sorry buddy, this flight's oversold. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2685 Well Captain Sully, what do we do about this one? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2686 WE could drop him off at the next exit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2687 Here's Another Hi(gh) HitchHiker Hank... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2688 Welcome to Cloud 9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2689 TSA is getting kind of lax over California. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2690 Wow, old hippie, still hitchhiking! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2691 Gives a new meaning to Fly the Friendly Skies, doesn't it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2692 'Well, we're definitely not in Kansas anymore.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2693 If we pick him up will we be slapped with a sexual harassment suit? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2694 C.G.I. has come a long way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2695 These flying dreams are getting more and more bizarre. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2696 I've heard of mountain goats in cumulus clouds, but never a mountain man! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2697 It's never a good idea to pick up hitchhikers when they're high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2698 Whatta ya know? I guess you can get too high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2699 I thought you said we were over Sacramento? This looks more like San Francisco. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2700 Five bucks says he’s got that guide to the galaxy in his backpack. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2701 I heard about this on Rush! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2702 He's been on cloud 9 since 1968. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2703 He must have missed the bus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2704 I don’t see it if you don’t see it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2705 Looks like that hitchhiker’s a little high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2706 Can I hitch a ride to the stairway to heaven? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2707 It's great to get a thumbs up at this altitude. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2708 That guy still here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2709 Hey, its Woody. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2710 We're good to go. He's going to hop onto the twilight zone flight behind us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2711 This is some transient weather pattern. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2712 Looks like we missed the Rapture. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2713 Smile, we're getting a thumb's up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2714 Nope, the backpack won't fit in the overhead storage bin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2715 Not only have they legalized it, they've made it more potent. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2716 Maybe he has the guide to the galaxy..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2717 Nice to see Douglas Adams again -- 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2718 Can you help a fella out? Due to a TSA snafu, I'm stuck in limbo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2719 Nah, I don't think so. I picked up a guy that looked like him last week and he reeked of jet fuel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2720 Oh, we see them quite often. Poor souls make it to the gates, but don't make the cut. Got a long fall ahead of them and hoping for a lift. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2721 He seems high. Let's not stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2722 He’s been that way ever since his Mod flunked Crirical Design Review 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2723 Not him. He never stops talking. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2724 So that’s where D. B. Cooper landed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2725 Attention passengers, please avert your eyes, we are passing Cloud Nein 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2726 I hear he was dropped off here after someone checked the no fly list 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2727 You think there's any chance he just likes our airplane? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2728 We shouldn't give him anything. He'll probably just buy drugs with it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2729 I think that's illegal... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2730 How many boarding groups are there now? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2731 ‘Don’t stop, we have a full load.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2732 Hey! It's D.B. Cooper. Should we give him a ride? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2733 Are we really that high? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2734 Oh, that guy's on cloud nine again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2735 Look at that! And I thought they were given their own wings? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2736 That's the same guy we saw back on Cloud 9. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2737 Yeez, thumbs up does take you places! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2738 Don't stop, he's on the left wing side, it's not of our business, only people on the right side are allowed to fly! We could get fired for breaking the company's rule! And the president is a bit touchy on this... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2739 I imagine he wants to get higher than we'll be going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2740 That guy looks really high, and this "everything is in the cloud" stuff is really out of control. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2741 Heaven Control directs us to runway J as in John, Three Sixteen-er. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2742 I've noticed more of this with the legalization of marijuana. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2743 We must be flying over California. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2744 Super high hiker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2745 Looks like he took the high road. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2746 Can I get an upgrade? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2747 Keep going. He probably wants a ride for the peanuts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2748 Hey Bob, what's that mountain climber doing on top of that cloud? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2749 We shouldn’t pick him up. That guy is as high as a kite. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2750 Poor guy.....if he's still there on the next pass we'll pick him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2751 We're at capacity, let's hope that dummy in the Tesla picks him up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2752 Maybe we can pick him up on the flight back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2753 What's the airline's policy on picking up deadheads? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2754 Don't hang around, baby, twos a crowd. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2755 I thought "The Hitch-hiker's Guide To The Galaxy" was fiction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2756 United's new policy for unruly passengers seems a bit harsh. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2757 Seen him before. He never gets further than Cloud 6. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2758 Let's pick him up, he's TSA Pre, 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2759 Don't pull over. He's doing fine on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2760 What did you say was in that coffee? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2761 I hope he has his towel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2762 This is your captain speaking...We are currently flying over Colorado. If you look out to your left, you will see the Rocky Mountains and one really high hitchhiker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2763 Yes,I know I'm profiling. I just don't like his looks. And you know dam well the backpack hasn't been screened. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2764 Wasn't he here last week? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2765 What would Jesus do? ... Wait, maybe that is Jesus! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2766 Can I hitch a ride? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2767 I blame Elon Musk 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2768 I'd stop but we're out of seats. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2769 No, he's not Douglas Adams. Looks a bit sketchy to me, Captain. Think we should pass on this one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2770 Hitchhiking. Really a lost art 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2771 Be seeing you real soon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2772 ‘I’m pretty sure he’s looking for the Jefferson Airplane.’ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2773 Are you overbooked? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2774 Just more Arthur Dent cosplay. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2775 Yeah, I remember that Stones song. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2776 Looks like another fallen angel trying to catch a lift back to hell on earth. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2777 Just for the record, do you ever feel we don't get enough oxygen in the cockpit? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2778 Don't stop. It's dangerous here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2779 Call me a Luddite, but I just don't think uploading yourself to the cloud is safe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2780 LIMERICK: It seems to be more than a craze...We use it in so many ways... It goes without saying, technology's amazing...Everything's on the cloud now a days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2781 That must be how it feels to fly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2782 As long as nobody finds out what we see up here, we can keep our jobs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2783 Maybe he'll kick in for gas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2784 Wonder what he's paying for cloud services.