Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Son, your Mom and I want you back in the picture. |
1.8567 |
0.01068 |
5431 |
2128 |
1953 |
1350 |
1 |
Whatever you do, don’t take the stairs near the Escher painting! |
1.8556 |
0.01120 |
5341 |
2231 |
1650 |
1460 |
2 |
The Demoiselles d’Avignon are out to lunch. We’re the McMurrays of Hackensack. |
1.8525 |
0.01141 |
4982 |
2036 |
1645 |
1301 |
3 |
Imitating life. What are YOU doing? |
1.8107 |
0.01249 |
3931 |
1647 |
1381 |
903 |
4 |
It's creepy how his eyes are following us. |
1.8061 |
0.02088 |
1434 |
614 |
484 |
336 |
5 |
Well you're no masterpiece yourself, pal. |
1.7861 |
0.01208 |
4217 |
1844 |
1431 |
942 |
6 |
It says "Man Looking Stupid". What does yours say? |
1.7782 |
0.01120 |
4995 |
2241 |
1621 |
1133 |
7 |
We kinda got drawn into it. |
1.7600 |
0.02069 |
1300 |
555 |
502 |
243 |
8 |
Due to NEA budget cuts, the painting you would have seen here will be described by my wife, Ethel, her sister, Irene, and myself. |
1.7541 |
0.01099 |
5229 |
2452 |
1611 |
1166 |
9 |
We're life, imitating art. |
1.7465 |
0.01056 |
5242 |
2365 |
1841 |
1036 |
10 |
Hey look, it's Art. |
1.7402 |
0.01217 |
4257 |
2039 |
1285 |
933 |
11 |
Well, you're no masterpiece yourself. |
1.7221 |
0.01102 |
4947 |
2363 |
1596 |
988 |
12 |
We don't get it either. |
1.7143 |
0.01075 |
4869 |
2263 |
1734 |
872 |
13 |
You’re better off over there, in this reality Trump is president. |
1.7132 |
0.01173 |
4634 |
2332 |
1299 |
1003 |
14 |
Whatever you do, don't take the behind-the-scenes tour! |
1.7108 |
0.01131 |
4754 |
2332 |
1465 |
957 |
15 |
We're in the lower floor of IKEA....where are you? |
1.7056 |
0.01113 |
4929 |
2444 |
1492 |
993 |
16 |
It really captures the desperation and hopelessness of middle age. |
1.6935 |
0.01259 |
3589 |
1739 |
1211 |
639 |
17 |
Three against one says you're the painting. |
1.6807 |
0.01146 |
4503 |
2280 |
1381 |
842 |
18 |
We're just enjoying our 15 minutes of frame. |
1.6701 |
0.01251 |
3816 |
1977 |
1121 |
718 |
19 |
Most visitors find that this picture speaks to them. |
1.6643 |
0.01416 |
2711 |
1344 |
933 |
434 |
20 |
Really? Ours is also titled 'The Museum Visitor!' |
1.6620 |
0.01258 |
3541 |
1792 |
1154 |
595 |
21 |
Notice how his eyes seem to follow you. |
1.6537 |
0.01300 |
3318 |
1704 |
1059 |
555 |
22 |
Yeah, well, from our side it say's "Coat Check." |
1.6507 |
0.01184 |
4203 |
2229 |
1213 |
761 |
23 |
Oh yeah? Well you're no masterpiece either. |
1.6493 |
0.01115 |
4468 |
2299 |
1437 |
732 |
24 |
Finally, something that speaks to me. |
1.6472 |
0.01240 |
3515 |
1789 |
1177 |
549 |
25 |
Notice how the eyes seem to follow you around the room. |
1.6465 |
0.01741 |
1850 |
961 |
582 |
307 |
26 |
Hey look, it's Art. |
1.6464 |
0.01211 |
4095 |
2209 |
1125 |
761 |
27 |
Well, what did you expect for five dollars? This is Mona...and Lisa is right behind me. |
1.6439 |
0.01291 |
3474 |
1844 |
1023 |
607 |
28 |
And here we have an excellent example of 'Expressionlessism'. |
1.6329 |
0.01329 |
3220 |
1724 |
954 |
542 |
29 |
Oh, yeah? Well, we don't get you either. |
1.6284 |
0.01242 |
3638 |
1947 |
1096 |
595 |
30 |
It’s disturbing how his eyes seem to follow you around the room. |
1.6241 |
0.01307 |
3123 |
1640 |
1017 |
466 |
31 |
?muesum eht ot yaw hcihw ,ydduB ,yeH |
1.6176 |
0.01463 |
2730 |
1519 |
736 |
475 |
32 |
Art? That's not Art. I know Art. |
1.6143 |
0.01380 |
3041 |
1693 |
828 |
520 |
33 |
It’s almost like he’s looking right at us. |
1.6032 |
0.01395 |
2661 |
1426 |
865 |
370 |
34 |
Imagine how we feel. You get to walk away |
1.5984 |
0.01509 |
2251 |
1210 |
735 |
306 |
35 |
I want my Monet back. |
1.5975 |
0.01460 |
2626 |
1476 |
731 |
419 |
36 |
Oh yeah? Well, I think you're banal and derivative, too! |
1.5956 |
0.01567 |
2233 |
1246 |
644 |
343 |
37 |
Lack of perspective is the least of our problems. |
1.5915 |
0.01304 |
3065 |
1680 |
957 |
428 |
38 |
It's an Andy Wall Hole. |
1.5910 |
0.01474 |
2765 |
1627 |
642 |
496 |
39 |
We were looking for the Escher exhibit, but I think we took the wrong staircase. |
1.5894 |
0.01580 |
2092 |
1152 |
647 |
293 |
40 |
We were framed! |
1.5873 |
0.01925 |
1444 |
807 |
426 |
211 |
41 |
I think we've both been framed. |
1.5857 |
0.01445 |
2580 |
1451 |
747 |
382 |
42 |
That's my wife you're calling derivative. |
1.5707 |
0.01392 |
2651 |
1494 |
801 |
356 |
43 |
This one's titled 'Adjoining Room', and it looks real as hell. |
1.5695 |
0.01701 |
1791 |
1015 |
532 |
244 |
44 |
That's not Art. That's Dave. |
1.5638 |
0.01495 |
2327 |
1334 |
674 |
319 |
45 |
We hope to return to the other side following the 2020 election. |
1.5611 |
0.01599 |
2126 |
1249 |
561 |
316 |
46 |
Welcome to the Museum of American Art. I'm Art. |
1.5588 |
0.01673 |
1838 |
1057 |
535 |
246 |
47 |
It's an Andy Wall Hole. |
1.5570 |
0.01493 |
2519 |
1512 |
611 |
396 |
48 |
We are behind you dummy! this is a mirror. |
1.5435 |
0.01859 |
1654 |
1022 |
365 |
267 |
49 |
You know this is the first time art has ever spoken to me |
1.5419 |
0.01678 |
1729 |
998 |
525 |
206 |
50 |
This one's entitled: "Stunned Voter, November 2016" |
1.5332 |
0.01711 |
1866 |
1148 |
441 |
277 |
51 |
No, we’re imitating life. You’re the one who’s imitating art. |
1.5280 |
0.01612 |
1926 |
1151 |
533 |
242 |
52 |
It's so creepy when the eyes follow you like that |
1.5250 |
0.01664 |
1838 |
1111 |
489 |
238 |
53 |
According to this, you’re a fifteenth century nude. |
1.5227 |
0.01756 |
1651 |
1002 |
435 |
214 |
54 |
Can you take our picture? |
1.5202 |
0.01716 |
1684 |
1015 |
462 |
207 |
55 |
Beware the fine print of the museum's lifetime membership policy. |
1.5184 |
0.02319 |
953 |
584 |
244 |
125 |
56 |
It says it’s titled “lonely man looking at painting.” |
1.5182 |
0.02076 |
1125 |
674 |
319 |
132 |
57 |
Is it just me or do his eyes seem to follow you? |
1.5098 |
0.01830 |
1434 |
868 |
401 |
165 |
58 |
My God! He looks so real! |
1.5077 |
0.02675 |
648 |
388 |
191 |
69 |
59 |
Modern art looks a lot like Norm, from church. |
1.5069 |
0.01941 |
1304 |
800 |
347 |
157 |
60 |
I could swear his eyes are following me. |
1.5023 |
0.01915 |
1288 |
784 |
361 |
143 |
61 |
You call it art, I call it a window. |
1.5015 |
0.02588 |
672 |
402 |
203 |
67 |
62 |
?ecilA nees uoy evaH |
1.5008 |
0.01995 |
1210 |
744 |
326 |
140 |
63 |
Sure, you have time to go to an art gallery, but not to call your poor mother and father |
1.5000 |
0.01989 |
1232 |
762 |
324 |
146 |
64 |
This one really speaks to me. |
1.4996 |
0.01964 |
1239 |
761 |
337 |
141 |
65 |
Hey, it’s Art. |
1.4975 |
0.02072 |
1200 |
762 |
279 |
159 |
66 |
Hey, want to join us? Trump's not president in our universe. |
1.4975 |
0.02092 |
1188 |
757 |
271 |
160 |
67 |
Damn it, Diane. We're performance art again. |
1.4943 |
0.02064 |
1137 |
708 |
296 |
133 |
68 |
Check out how his eyes follow you around the room. |
1.4934 |
0.02043 |
1133 |
700 |
307 |
126 |
69 |
I think it represents the futility of man trying to understand art. |
1.4932 |
0.02087 |
1109 |
691 |
289 |
129 |
70 |
This one's called "Here's Looking At You." |
1.4924 |
0.02080 |
1117 |
697 |
290 |
130 |
71 |
No matter where he went, Stu could never shake the sense that he was always outside looking in. |
1.4919 |
0.02074 |
1110 |
690 |
294 |
126 |
72 |
I liked it better when life imitated art |
1.4909 |
0.02066 |
1047 |
636 |
308 |
103 |
73 |
I'm telling you... We've been framed! |
1.4898 |
0.02111 |
1078 |
674 |
280 |
124 |
74 |
And I'm telling YOU that we want a bucket of fried chicken and three large Cokes! |
1.4893 |
0.02139 |
1073 |
677 |
267 |
129 |
75 |
As far as our daughter is concerned, Fred, you're completely out of the picture. |
1.4891 |
0.02129 |
1057 |
661 |
275 |
121 |
76 |
Can you tell if we’re life imitating art or art imitating life? |
1.4887 |
0.02125 |
1060 |
663 |
276 |
121 |
77 |
And just to be clear, this is no reflection on you. |
1.4884 |
0.02112 |
1034 |
638 |
287 |
109 |
78 |
We don't really know. We were in Surrealism and suddenly we were in Surrealism. |
1.4811 |
0.02248 |
952 |
604 |
238 |
110 |
79 |
"We've been framed. Can you help us? |
1.4806 |
0.02261 |
953 |
608 |
232 |
113 |
80 |
This painting not only speaks to me, it has a list of complaints. |
1.4805 |
0.02267 |
947 |
604 |
231 |
112 |
81 |
What am I looking at? What are YOU looking at? |
1.4803 |
0.02253 |
941 |
596 |
238 |
107 |
82 |
Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? |
1.4780 |
0.02555 |
818 |
543 |
159 |
116 |
83 |
Oh, great. Even if we get out of this painting, we'll still be in a cartoon! |
1.4775 |
0.02357 |
888 |
572 |
208 |
108 |
84 |
It is amazing the way the eyes seem to follow us. |
1.4759 |
0.02297 |
891 |
565 |
228 |
98 |
85 |
It appears we’ve been framed. |
1.4747 |
0.02313 |
891 |
569 |
221 |
101 |
86 |
Excuse me, do you know the way to the surrealist exhibit? |
1.4731 |
0.02461 |
763 |
483 |
199 |
81 |
87 |
We're as unimpressed as you are, buddy. |
1.4703 |
0.02446 |
842 |
553 |
182 |
107 |
88 |
Demand number one: we will not appear nude. Demand number two: we will not appear cubist... |
1.4691 |
0.02343 |
810 |
509 |
222 |
79 |
89 |
Notice how the eyes seem to follow you around the room. |
1.4685 |
0.02397 |
826 |
532 |
201 |
93 |
90 |
You'll note the eyes seem to follow you. |
1.4682 |
0.02384 |
818 |
523 |
207 |
88 |
91 |
Ah,our program says: Man with Glasses; what does yours say? |
1.4669 |
0.02368 |
801 |
507 |
214 |
80 |
92 |
It's called "Here's looking at you." |
1.4667 |
0.02401 |
795 |
507 |
205 |
83 |
93 |
Notice how his eyes seem to follow you. |
1.4653 |
0.02425 |
793 |
510 |
197 |
86 |
94 |
You wouldn't know a masterpiece from a hole in the wall. |
1.4651 |
0.02523 |
787 |
520 |
168 |
99 |
95 |
He looks so life like. |
1.4648 |
0.02356 |
781 |
490 |
219 |
72 |
96 |
It's called 'Nude with Clothes On.' |
1.4637 |
0.02564 |
757 |
500 |
163 |
94 |
97 |
Just lift your legs and climb over, Herb. The guard's not looking. |
1.4636 |
0.02400 |
783 |
499 |
205 |
79 |
98 |
Honey, come quick! This one really speaks to me. |
1.4633 |
0.02441 |
777 |
500 |
194 |
83 |
99 |
It doesn't look any better from this side. |
1.4633 |
0.02462 |
762 |
490 |
191 |
81 |
100 |
I can't get out. Can you mail this for me? |
1.4624 |
0.02425 |
744 |
470 |
204 |
70 |
101 |
Steer clear of the Escher exhibit! |
1.4615 |
0.02534 |
741 |
483 |
174 |
84 |
102 |
Maybe you could help us -- we think we've been framed |
1.4614 |
0.02583 |
752 |
500 |
157 |
95 |
103 |
Well you are no 'Work of Art' either. |
1.4613 |
0.02540 |
750 |
492 |
170 |
88 |
104 |
I guess you could say this picture really captured us... |
1.4603 |
0.02389 |
743 |
466 |
212 |
65 |
105 |
What do you expect when they cut funding for the arts? |
1.4585 |
0.02505 |
735 |
476 |
181 |
78 |
106 |
Are you conceptual art or are we? |
1.4582 |
0.02482 |
729 |
468 |
188 |
73 |
107 |
It says here its a man staring at painting. |
1.4575 |
0.02481 |
717 |
458 |
190 |
69 |
108 |
We're in Contemporary Realism. Where are you? |
1.4545 |
0.02509 |
693 |
443 |
185 |
65 |
109 |
Notice how his eyes seem to follow us when we move. |
1.4521 |
0.02562 |
679 |
439 |
173 |
67 |
110 |
Which side are you on? |
1.4516 |
0.02635 |
671 |
441 |
157 |
73 |
111 |
You're no work of art, either! |
1.4506 |
0.02568 |
648 |
414 |
176 |
58 |
112 |
I prefer art that doesn't speak to me. |
1.4505 |
0.02666 |
666 |
441 |
150 |
75 |
113 |
This one's call "Life imitates art imitates life." |
1.4503 |
0.02797 |
553 |
355 |
147 |
51 |
114 |
This is a window, idiot! |
1.4501 |
0.02676 |
651 |
429 |
151 |
71 |
115 |
I don't think this is Art. I think it's Fred |
1.4500 |
0.02684 |
660 |
438 |
147 |
75 |
116 |
At least it’s not a nude |
1.4498 |
0.02699 |
658 |
438 |
144 |
76 |
117 |
So eerie. It's like the eyes follow you. |
1.4495 |
0.02685 |
654 |
433 |
148 |
73 |
118 |
Finally, art that speaks to me. |
1.4495 |
0.02614 |
654 |
425 |
164 |
65 |
119 |
My guide says "CPA in Mid-Life Crisis." What's your's say? |
1.4490 |
0.02542 |
657 |
420 |
179 |
58 |
120 |
Art, is that you? |
1.4484 |
0.02735 |
649 |
435 |
137 |
77 |
121 |
We didn’t steal the painting. We were framed. |
1.4484 |
0.02717 |
649 |
433 |
141 |
75 |
122 |
We're here to look at Art. Is that you? |
1.4465 |
0.02713 |
636 |
422 |
144 |
70 |
123 |
It's creepy how his eyes follow you when you move. |
1.4457 |
0.02630 |
626 |
405 |
163 |
58 |
124 |
It's a still life, but it pays the bills. |
1.4443 |
0.02718 |
601 |
393 |
149 |
59 |
125 |
Hey! Whose side are you on? |
1.4441 |
0.02647 |
617 |
400 |
160 |
57 |
126 |
I don't get it, but I don't think it gets me either. |
1.4435 |
0.02635 |
611 |
394 |
163 |
54 |
127 |
Says here it's called 'Mother's Disappointment.' |
1.4426 |
0.02728 |
610 |
403 |
144 |
63 |
128 |
Who are you calling surreal? |
1.4420 |
0.02737 |
595 |
391 |
145 |
59 |
129 |
Note how the artist has been able to convey the subject's complete lack of understanding. |
1.4403 |
0.02559 |
586 |
368 |
178 |
40 |
130 |
We’re innocent, we’ve been framed. |
1.4401 |
0.02784 |
593 |
395 |
135 |
63 |
131 |
I thought this was a museum, not some hole in the wall. |
1.4399 |
0.02833 |
582 |
390 |
128 |
64 |
132 |
If they ask you to be part of the "Live Exhibit", run! We've been here three days. |
1.4392 |
0.02855 |
576 |
387 |
125 |
64 |
133 |
It’s amazing how the eyes seem to follow you! |
1.4377 |
0.02826 |
578 |
387 |
129 |
62 |
134 |
I don’t know how to tell you this, Bernard, but you’ve been framed. |
1.4377 |
0.02794 |
578 |
384 |
135 |
59 |
135 |
See how the eyes follow you across the room. |
1.4371 |
0.02600 |
572 |
362 |
170 |
40 |
136 |
It’s from his voyeuristic period. |
1.4368 |
0.02789 |
570 |
377 |
137 |
56 |
137 |
Get us out of here! We've been framed! |
1.4354 |
0.02828 |
565 |
377 |
130 |
58 |
138 |
I don't get you, either. |
1.4352 |
0.02756 |
563 |
369 |
143 |
51 |
139 |
Oh, yeah? Well, I 'don't get it' either, buddy. |
1.4352 |
0.02768 |
563 |
370 |
141 |
52 |
140 |
No, YOU’RE in a painting! |
1.4335 |
0.02950 |
556 |
381 |
109 |
66 |
141 |
He almost looks real. |
1.4322 |
0.02804 |
546 |
360 |
136 |
50 |
142 |
Get back in here! |
1.4310 |
0.02829 |
536 |
354 |
133 |
49 |
143 |
No, YOU'RE a painting! |
1.4307 |
0.02824 |
534 |
352 |
134 |
48 |
144 |
It's titled, "Young Unmarried Man Not Likely to Give His Parents Grandchildren." |
1.4304 |
0.02886 |
546 |
368 |
121 |
57 |
145 |
You're right, his eyes do seem to follow you around the room. |
1.4302 |
0.02762 |
537 |
350 |
143 |
44 |
146 |
It speaks to me. |
1.4294 |
0.02909 |
531 |
357 |
120 |
54 |
147 |
Our description reads "An entitled snob's view of a typical family"... what does yours say? |
1.4291 |
0.02700 |
529 |
339 |
153 |
37 |
148 |
It’s creepy how his eyes follow us! |
1.4291 |
0.02804 |
529 |
347 |
137 |
45 |
149 |
I swear, the eyes are following me. |
1.4277 |
0.02867 |
519 |
344 |
128 |
47 |
150 |
"Reality Art" is even worse than Reality TV. |
1.4275 |
0.02978 |
517 |
351 |
111 |
55 |
151 |
Hey, we saw this one in the other room. |
1.4275 |
0.02836 |
517 |
340 |
133 |
44 |
152 |
“Window”, Anderson, Glass and Extruded Aluminum, 1995 |
1.4261 |
0.02873 |
514 |
341 |
127 |
46 |
153 |
This one’s called “Guy Who Thinks He’s At An Art Museum.” |
1.4258 |
0.02947 |
512 |
345 |
116 |
51 |
154 |
You’ve gotta help us, we’ve been framed. |
1.4255 |
0.02902 |
510 |
340 |
123 |
47 |
155 |
Harry, we'll never forgive you for framing your family. |
1.4243 |
0.02894 |
502 |
333 |
125 |
44 |
156 |
It's not a museum from this side. It's the customer complaints desk. |
1.4235 |
0.02848 |
503 |
331 |
131 |
41 |
157 |
Just whose side are you on? |
1.4228 |
0.03001 |
499 |
339 |
109 |
51 |
158 |
Who are you gonna believe, the audio guide or me? |
1.4228 |
0.02933 |
499 |
334 |
119 |
46 |
159 |
Notice how the eyes seem to follow you as you move. |
1.4213 |
0.02989 |
489 |
330 |
112 |
47 |
160 |
‘The Scream’ is down the hall. This is ‘The Rant.’ |
1.4208 |
0.03086 |
480 |
329 |
100 |
51 |
161 |
Please call our lawyer, we've been framed! |
1.4205 |
0.03009 |
478 |
322 |
111 |
45 |
162 |
Three double cheeseburgers, two large fries and a chocolate shake. |
1.4196 |
0.03076 |
479 |
328 |
101 |
50 |
163 |
Art? What are you doing here? |
1.4193 |
0.03114 |
477 |
329 |
96 |
52 |
164 |
I dare say it's a little pedestrian. |
1.4191 |
0.03060 |
470 |
319 |
105 |
46 |
165 |
Hey, who's side are you on, anyway? |
1.4186 |
0.03147 |
473 |
328 |
92 |
53 |
166 |
We just saw this portrait in the other room. |
1.4184 |
0.03247 |
478 |
340 |
76 |
62 |
167 |
I think this is from his dull period. |
1.4172 |
0.03037 |
465 |
314 |
108 |
43 |
168 |
I want my Monet back. |
1.4161 |
0.03018 |
459 |
308 |
111 |
40 |
169 |
Help. We were framed. |
1.4159 |
0.03102 |
464 |
318 |
99 |
47 |
170 |
Art? What are you doing here? |
1.4156 |
0.03061 |
450 |
303 |
107 |
40 |
171 |
Mr. Frumby, putting a nice decorative frame around our living room window still makes you a peeping Tom! |
1.4152 |
0.03075 |
460 |
313 |
103 |
44 |
172 |
We’re just as disappointed as you. |
1.4145 |
0.02967 |
456 |
303 |
117 |
36 |
173 |
not a pretty picture, is it? |
1.4135 |
0.02950 |
445 |
293 |
120 |
32 |
174 |
This just says, "Maintain Eye Contact & Back Away Slowly." |
1.4133 |
0.02893 |
450 |
294 |
126 |
30 |
175 |
Breathtaking. |
1.4129 |
0.03423 |
448 |
326 |
59 |
63 |
176 |
This says it's a Picasso, but it looks more like Fred.... |
1.4129 |
0.03020 |
448 |
300 |
111 |
37 |
177 |
What happened to his wife? And the pitchfork? |
1.4127 |
0.03114 |
458 |
315 |
97 |
46 |
178 |
If you look closely, it's as if the eyes are following you. |
1.4122 |
0.03153 |
444 |
305 |
95 |
44 |
179 |
Is it Art? Of course it is, hey Art, how ya' been? |
1.4100 |
0.03112 |
439 |
299 |
100 |
40 |
180 |
Did you notice how his eyes seem to follow us when we move? |
1.4100 |
0.03162 |
439 |
302 |
94 |
43 |
181 |
Wow, it's like the eyes follow you from any angle. |
1.4100 |
0.03044 |
439 |
295 |
108 |
36 |
182 |
Apparently, he's on loan from the Modern." |
1.4093 |
0.03017 |
430 |
286 |
112 |
32 |
183 |
Would you consider it " art" if I came to your house and stared at your family? |
1.4084 |
0.03169 |
431 |
296 |
94 |
41 |
184 |
We're three characters in search of an artist. |
1.4079 |
0.03075 |
429 |
289 |
105 |
35 |
185 |
This only makes sense if we're both named Art. |
1.4075 |
0.03155 |
427 |
292 |
96 |
39 |
186 |
You’ve heard of art for art’s sake? I’m Art. |
1.4071 |
0.03252 |
425 |
296 |
85 |
44 |
187 |
Look...it's Art! |
1.4071 |
0.03320 |
425 |
300 |
77 |
48 |
188 |
The difference between a "hole in the wall" and "art" is a good frame. |
1.4071 |
0.03095 |
425 |
287 |
103 |
35 |
189 |
According to our docent, you're supposed to be naked and reclining. |
1.4065 |
0.03071 |
433 |
293 |
104 |
36 |
190 |
This one is especially interesting. I see something new each time I view it. |
1.4060 |
0.03081 |
431 |
292 |
103 |
36 |
191 |
"I love how this work somehow completely captures the sheer banality of life, the meaninglessness of existence, the torpidity of its subject, and leaves the viewer questioning, 'Can there be a God?' |
1.4057 |
0.03285 |
419 |
293 |
82 |
44 |
192 |
Are we even in the IKEA anymore? |
1.4057 |
0.03354 |
419 |
297 |
74 |
48 |
193 |
Is this what your mother and I have to do to get you to visit? |
1.4057 |
0.03179 |
419 |
287 |
94 |
38 |
194 |
Yeah, I'm Art. Who's asking? |
1.4056 |
0.03126 |
429 |
293 |
98 |
38 |
195 |
Do you also not have pants on? |
1.4048 |
0.03343 |
415 |
293 |
76 |
46 |
196 |
No, you’re the painting. |
1.4048 |
0.03219 |
415 |
286 |
90 |
39 |
197 |
There was no collusion, we were framed. |
1.4047 |
0.03240 |
430 |
301 |
84 |
45 |
198 |
This one speaks to me. |
1.4044 |
0.03137 |
413 |
280 |
99 |
34 |
199 |
Which side are you on? |
1.4044 |
0.03137 |
413 |
280 |
99 |
34 |
200 |
Amazing. You can't even see the brushstrokes! |
1.4035 |
0.03224 |
404 |
277 |
91 |
36 |
201 |
I have always believed that great art should speak to the viewer |
1.4010 |
0.03145 |
404 |
274 |
98 |
32 |
202 |
He looks so real. |
1.4005 |
0.03175 |
402 |
274 |
95 |
33 |
203 |
Three burgers, two fries and three small cokes. |
1.4005 |
0.03383 |
402 |
285 |
73 |
44 |
204 |
Hey look you guys! It's Art! |
1.4000 |
0.03264 |
400 |
277 |
86 |
37 |
205 |
Yea, well, we don’t know what you’re supposed to be either. |
1.3990 |
0.03127 |
396 |
267 |
100 |
29 |
206 |
Every time I look at this painting, I see something different. |
1.3980 |
0.03189 |
392 |
267 |
94 |
31 |
207 |
This is the last time I'm using groupons for museum tickets. |
1.3969 |
0.03373 |
388 |
273 |
76 |
39 |
208 |
This piece is called, "Old Man Looking at Us Looking at Him." |
1.3958 |
0.03149 |
384 |
259 |
98 |
27 |
209 |
This one's called "One Way Mirror" ... I don't get it. |
1.3953 |
0.03288 |
382 |
264 |
85 |
33 |
210 |
Now THIS is trompe l'oeil ! |
1.3947 |
0.03362 |
380 |
266 |
78 |
36 |
211 |
I'm all for transparency in art, but this is too much. |
1.3947 |
0.03149 |
380 |
256 |
98 |
26 |
212 |
Ah, to see ourselves as others see us. |
1.3933 |
0.03349 |
328 |
220 |
87 |
21 |
213 |
Who you calling Rubenesque?! |
1.3927 |
0.03368 |
382 |
269 |
76 |
37 |
214 |
It's just uncanny how his eyes seem to follow you. |
1.3927 |
0.03264 |
382 |
264 |
86 |
32 |
215 |
It’s called. “Window” |
1.3925 |
0.03260 |
372 |
255 |
88 |
29 |
216 |
Bad news, buddy. There's a grumpy woman with a pitchfork looking for you in the Midwest Gallery. |
1.3921 |
0.03502 |
380 |
274 |
63 |
43 |
217 |
It says here, "solitary man looking at art". |
1.3915 |
0.03309 |
378 |
263 |
82 |
33 |
218 |
This piece speaks to me. |
1.3915 |
0.03157 |
378 |
256 |
96 |
26 |
219 |
The eyes follow you wherever you go |
1.3913 |
0.03193 |
368 |
249 |
94 |
25 |
220 |
I would not recommend hanging this one in the bathroom. |
1.3913 |
0.03460 |
368 |
261 |
70 |
37 |
221 |
The eyes really follow you around the room. |
1.3907 |
0.03296 |
366 |
252 |
85 |
29 |
222 |
Yes, Tom, this is a portal to another dimension. No, you won't be the life of the party on this side, either. |
1.3906 |
0.03442 |
361 |
254 |
73 |
34 |
223 |
We’re out of toothpaste, shampoo, and laundry detergent. |
1.3906 |
0.03113 |
361 |
240 |
101 |
20 |
224 |
They say art imitates life. Well, he looks as disappointed as we do. |
1.3901 |
0.03354 |
364 |
253 |
80 |
31 |
225 |
I paid as much as you and I'm also disappointed. |
1.3901 |
0.03421 |
364 |
256 |
74 |
34 |
226 |
Call my lawyer. We've been framed. |
1.3900 |
0.03455 |
359 |
253 |
72 |
34 |
227 |
Dada? |
1.3900 |
0.03124 |
359 |
239 |
100 |
20 |
228 |
It's creepy the way his eyes seem to follow you. |
1.3889 |
0.03424 |
360 |
253 |
74 |
33 |
229 |
It says here that the artist's work is renowned for its transparency. |
1.3883 |
0.03226 |
358 |
243 |
91 |
24 |
230 |
Don't give us that look like it's all our fault. We were framed. |
1.3880 |
0.03361 |
366 |
256 |
78 |
32 |
231 |
Man with glasses. See, we don't need a tour guide to figure this out. |
1.3880 |
0.03316 |
366 |
254 |
82 |
30 |
232 |
It's called "Portrait of a man looking at a family who is looking at his portrait." |
1.3876 |
0.03113 |
356 |
237 |
100 |
19 |
233 |
This one speaks to me. |
1.3876 |
0.03311 |
356 |
245 |
84 |
27 |
234 |
I think it's a fake. |
1.3867 |
0.03386 |
362 |
254 |
76 |
32 |
235 |
This one's titled, 'A View From The Other Side'. I don't get it! |
1.3864 |
0.03659 |
352 |
257 |
54 |
41 |
236 |
Neat !! We can make faces at him and all he can see is his reflection. |
1.3864 |
0.03287 |
352 |
241 |
86 |
25 |
237 |
It says, the meaning of this piece is transparent. |
1.3861 |
0.03307 |
360 |
249 |
83 |
28 |
238 |
Howard, it's me. Art. |
1.3857 |
0.03584 |
350 |
252 |
61 |
37 |
239 |
This one is titled, "Man who thinks he really exists." |
1.3844 |
0.03567 |
346 |
248 |
63 |
35 |
240 |
You need to decide which side you're on ! |
1.3844 |
0.03423 |
346 |
242 |
75 |
29 |
241 |
You think this is bad? Go see the one by the washroom. |
1.3842 |
0.03532 |
341 |
242 |
67 |
32 |
242 |
The “Mirror of Multiple Personalities” revealed to Bob what he had always sensed but could never admit. |
1.3837 |
0.03412 |
344 |
240 |
76 |
28 |
243 |
We've all been framed! |
1.3835 |
0.03381 |
352 |
246 |
77 |
29 |
244 |
Notice how his eyes seem to follow you around the room? |
1.3830 |
0.03475 |
342 |
241 |
71 |
30 |
245 |
Get dressed, Sweetie! This isn't a mirror. |
1.3822 |
0.03308 |
348 |
240 |
83 |
25 |
246 |
Wait a minute. This isn't modern art. It's Uncle Art. |
1.3821 |
0.03650 |
335 |
242 |
58 |
35 |
247 |
I see the NEA defunding has begun. |
1.3817 |
0.03473 |
317 |
219 |
75 |
23 |
248 |
This painting really speaks to me. |
1.3817 |
0.03160 |
338 |
226 |
95 |
17 |
249 |
That's odd - it's a painting of the guy that stole my parking spot. |
1.3817 |
0.03626 |
338 |
244 |
59 |
35 |
250 |
Creepy how the eyes tend to follow you. |
1.3815 |
0.03469 |
346 |
245 |
70 |
31 |
251 |
How did they do that? His eyes follow us everywhere! |
1.3802 |
0.03557 |
334 |
238 |
65 |
31 |
252 |
We're here to talk about your membership status. |
1.3802 |
0.03582 |
334 |
239 |
63 |
32 |
253 |
That isn't Art, it's Marvin! |
1.3795 |
0.03415 |
332 |
231 |
76 |
25 |
254 |
If you’re the artist, I don’t get it. If you aren’t, I still don’t get it. |
1.3794 |
0.03200 |
340 |
230 |
91 |
19 |
255 |
Oh wow. Art really does imitate life. |
1.3788 |
0.03402 |
330 |
229 |
77 |
24 |
256 |
"Staring Contest", 2018 Mixed media. Window pane, hole, and tourists. |
1.3788 |
0.03535 |
330 |
234 |
67 |
29 |
257 |
Come on, Jack, you really need to see the big picture here. |
1.3788 |
0.03320 |
330 |
226 |
83 |
21 |
258 |
And you'll notice that his eyes appear to follow you regardless of the angle from which you view the painting. |
1.3780 |
0.03416 |
328 |
228 |
76 |
24 |
259 |
We'll have two burgers with fries and a small drink. |
1.3758 |
0.03513 |
322 |
227 |
69 |
26 |
260 |
As he aged, Dorian Gray increasingly resembled his in-laws. |
1.3750 |
0.03466 |
328 |
231 |
71 |
26 |
261 |
Relax Ethel, it's a one way mirror so he can't see us looking at him. |
1.3750 |
0.03385 |
320 |
221 |
78 |
21 |
262 |
It says here his name is Art. |
1.3742 |
0.03256 |
326 |
222 |
86 |
18 |
263 |
I finally found a painting that talks to me. |
1.3742 |
0.03480 |
326 |
230 |
70 |
26 |
264 |
No, WE are in an art gallery |
1.3742 |
0.03453 |
326 |
229 |
72 |
25 |
265 |
I thought you were on our side. |
1.3742 |
0.03514 |
318 |
224 |
69 |
25 |
266 |
This one's called 'Window Replacement by Dan, 212-555-1212.' |
1.3742 |
0.03652 |
318 |
229 |
59 |
30 |
267 |
He looks more middle aged than modern. |
1.3742 |
0.03542 |
318 |
225 |
67 |
26 |
268 |
Creepy how his eyes seem to follow you wherever you go! |
1.3739 |
0.03458 |
329 |
232 |
71 |
26 |
269 |
We now know exactly what a “lifetime membership” to this art museum means. |
1.3738 |
0.03524 |
313 |
220 |
69 |
24 |
270 |
Fake news, now fake art. |
1.3735 |
0.03522 |
324 |
230 |
67 |
27 |
271 |
Whistler's in-laws |
1.3735 |
0.03495 |
324 |
229 |
69 |
26 |
272 |
And here's a classic specimen from the dumbstruck tourist period |
1.3734 |
0.03668 |
316 |
228 |
58 |
30 |
273 |
That must be one of those abstract expressions. |
1.3734 |
0.03471 |
316 |
221 |
72 |
23 |
274 |
Be happy you're on the outside looking in. |
1.3734 |
0.03413 |
316 |
219 |
76 |
21 |
275 |
Stop marveling at how realistic we look and get us out of here! |
1.3734 |
0.03353 |
316 |
217 |
80 |
19 |
276 |
Being trapped in a picture? Surprising. You know what's not surprising––how much Ken saved with Geico! |
1.3734 |
0.03585 |
316 |
225 |
64 |
27 |
277 |
Yeah, I’m Art. Who are you? |
1.3730 |
0.03682 |
311 |
224 |
58 |
29 |
278 |
Move along buddy, nothin' to contemplate here. |
1.3727 |
0.03591 |
322 |
231 |
62 |
29 |
279 |
Swipe left to see the next painting! |
1.3726 |
0.03629 |
314 |
225 |
61 |
28 |
280 |
Is this the "behind the scenes" tour? |
1.3726 |
0.03427 |
314 |
218 |
75 |
21 |
281 |
When you said you'd like a still life, I was thinking roses, not an accountant. |
1.3725 |
0.03331 |
306 |
208 |
82 |
16 |
282 |
Look at the way his eyes follow you around the room! |
1.3722 |
0.03604 |
317 |
227 |
62 |
28 |
283 |
Well, this is surreal. |
1.3719 |
0.03496 |
320 |
226 |
69 |
25 |
284 |
Just because someone cut a hole in the wall and framed it, doesn't mean it's art. |
1.3718 |
0.03587 |
312 |
222 |
64 |
26 |
285 |
Yeah, well... we ain't looking at fine art either. |
1.3710 |
0.03455 |
310 |
216 |
73 |
21 |
286 |
It’s not our fault! We were framed! |
1.3710 |
0.03515 |
310 |
218 |
69 |
23 |
287 |
It says, Alternate Universe, unsigned. |
1.3710 |
0.03544 |
310 |
219 |
67 |
24 |
288 |
It’s called “Art Contemplating Bob” |
1.3703 |
0.03350 |
316 |
218 |
79 |
19 |
289 |
We are looking for a dimension where Trump didn't win. |
1.3701 |
0.03734 |
308 |
224 |
54 |
30 |
290 |
What do you mean we’re on permanent loan? |
1.3694 |
0.03511 |
314 |
222 |
68 |
24 |
291 |
Now that you’re out of the picture, stay out of the picture. |
1.3694 |
0.03540 |
314 |
223 |
66 |
25 |
292 |
You see, Emma, that there's the sign of a good painting--when you walk by and his eyes seem to follow you. |
1.3693 |
0.03693 |
306 |
221 |
57 |
28 |
293 |
We are NOT weird art. We're in the room next door. |
1.3691 |
0.03579 |
298 |
210 |
66 |
22 |
294 |
You know what? We don’t find you very interesting either! |
1.3686 |
0.03496 |
312 |
220 |
69 |
23 |
295 |
Oh yeah? Well you dont look like the girl with the pearl ear ring either |
1.3684 |
0.03560 |
304 |
215 |
66 |
23 |
296 |
This one's called 'Man With an Envelope.' |
1.3684 |
0.03650 |
304 |
218 |
60 |
26 |
297 |
I don't understand this painting-there are two women but the man is talking???!!! |
1.3682 |
0.03720 |
296 |
213 |
57 |
26 |
298 |
I stood beside him in the men's room. Believe me, his eyes follow you. |
1.3675 |
0.03667 |
302 |
217 |
59 |
26 |
299 |
It’s titled ‘Budget Cuts’. |
1.3675 |
0.03450 |
302 |
210 |
73 |
19 |
300 |
Eerie the way his eyes follow us around the room. |
1.3669 |
0.03701 |
308 |
224 |
55 |
29 |
301 |
Hello, I'm Art. |
1.3667 |
0.03802 |
300 |
220 |
50 |
30 |
302 |
This one really speaks to me. |
1.3661 |
0.03601 |
295 |
209 |
64 |
22 |
303 |
We paid extra for the "behind-the-scenes look at the gallery" for THIS? |
1.3661 |
0.03504 |
295 |
206 |
70 |
19 |
304 |
I told you we shouldn't have taken the self-guided tour! |
1.3661 |
0.03696 |
295 |
212 |
58 |
25 |
305 |
It says it's a painting from Picasso's Voyeur Period. |
1.3652 |
0.03713 |
293 |
211 |
57 |
25 |
306 |
Due to cuts to the National Endowment for the Arts, all foreign paintings have been removed and replaced with portraits of proud Trump supporters. |
1.3652 |
0.03552 |
293 |
206 |
67 |
20 |
307 |
Didn't we see that guy in the last painting?!? |
1.3639 |
0.03476 |
294 |
205 |
71 |
18 |
308 |
This piece is not really speaking to me |
1.3624 |
0.03565 |
287 |
202 |
66 |
19 |
309 |
Hey, I thought we saw the last of you at The Whitney. |
1.3624 |
0.03599 |
287 |
203 |
64 |
20 |
310 |
The art is speaking to me. |
1.3624 |
0.03565 |
287 |
202 |
66 |
19 |
311 |
The museum is fundraising. Until we hear from 10 new or renewing members you cannot see any more art. |
1.3624 |
0.03732 |
287 |
207 |
56 |
24 |
312 |
You're right, Helen. He looks incredibly lifelike. |
1.3614 |
0.03649 |
285 |
203 |
61 |
21 |
313 |
Is this the Surrealism gallery or the Realism gallery? |
1.3608 |
0.03306 |
255 |
169 |
80 |
6 |
314 |
This one looks just like Fred. By the way, where's Fred? |
1.3607 |
0.03728 |
280 |
201 |
57 |
22 |
315 |
We would like 3 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, and an order of onion rings, please. |
1.3607 |
0.03623 |
280 |
198 |
63 |
19 |
316 |
I thought we were done with realism. |
1.3604 |
0.03631 |
283 |
201 |
62 |
20 |
317 |
It's really not our fault - we were framed! |
1.3604 |
0.03562 |
283 |
199 |
66 |
18 |
318 |
This one doesn't speak to me at all. |
1.3601 |
0.03570 |
286 |
202 |
65 |
19 |
319 |
Look, honey, that's Art! |
1.3600 |
0.03704 |
275 |
196 |
59 |
20 |
320 |
Why is it called 'Clueless Tourists' if there's only one of him? |
1.3587 |
0.03763 |
276 |
199 |
55 |
22 |
321 |
It says here it's called "Window" |
1.3587 |
0.03434 |
276 |
190 |
73 |
13 |
322 |
Framed, I tell you. We were framed. |
1.3584 |
0.03769 |
279 |
202 |
54 |
23 |
323 |
“We’ll take a Rembrandt, two Monets, and large fries to go”. |
1.3584 |
0.03936 |
279 |
207 |
44 |
28 |
324 |
It says here that he's probably equally confused. |
1.3584 |
0.03700 |
279 |
200 |
58 |
21 |
325 |
It's not Dada, it's Dad. |
1.3584 |
0.03903 |
279 |
206 |
46 |
27 |
326 |
You're no Mona Lisa yourself, pal. |
1.3584 |
0.03936 |
279 |
207 |
44 |
28 |
327 |
This picture speaks to me. |
1.3576 |
0.03481 |
288 |
202 |
69 |
17 |
328 |
No matter where I stand his eyes are always following me. |
1.3574 |
0.03610 |
277 |
196 |
63 |
18 |
329 |
No, no, it wasn't us. We were framed! |
1.3574 |
0.03821 |
277 |
202 |
51 |
24 |
330 |
Finally, one I can figure out! |
1.3574 |
0.03646 |
277 |
197 |
61 |
19 |
331 |
It doesn't matter where you stand, he always seems to be looking right at you. |
1.3574 |
0.03385 |
277 |
190 |
75 |
12 |
332 |
It speaks to me. |
1.3574 |
0.03646 |
277 |
197 |
61 |
19 |
333 |
It's creepy the way his eyes follow you around the room. |
1.3574 |
0.03787 |
277 |
201 |
53 |
23 |
334 |
We're just window shopping. |
1.3569 |
0.03661 |
283 |
203 |
59 |
21 |
335 |
It says you're 'Portrait of a contemporary art lover' – what does ours say? |
1.3569 |
0.03557 |
283 |
200 |
65 |
18 |
336 |
He looks so real. |
1.3566 |
0.03541 |
272 |
190 |
67 |
15 |
337 |
Oh look...another one who thinks he's living in the real world! |
1.3564 |
0.03770 |
275 |
199 |
54 |
22 |
338 |
I didn't pay good money to see reality. |
1.3564 |
0.03734 |
275 |
198 |
56 |
21 |
339 |
Hey, wait, I know him, that's Art! |
1.3564 |
0.03805 |
275 |
200 |
52 |
23 |
340 |
It DOES feel like the eyes are following you. |
1.3559 |
0.03608 |
281 |
200 |
62 |
19 |
341 |
If you walk from side to side, its eyes follow you. |
1.3553 |
0.03788 |
273 |
198 |
53 |
22 |
342 |
You have to look at us from our point of view. |
1.3553 |
0.03453 |
273 |
189 |
71 |
13 |
343 |
I never understood Folk Art. |
1.3548 |
0.03764 |
279 |
203 |
53 |
23 |
344 |
It’s not exactly like you’re a masterpiece either! |
1.3548 |
0.03729 |
279 |
202 |
55 |
22 |
345 |
At least it’s not another nude. |
1.3546 |
0.03701 |
282 |
204 |
56 |
22 |
346 |
It says he's on loan from Yonkers. |
1.3545 |
0.03800 |
268 |
194 |
53 |
21 |
347 |
"No sir! YOU are the hologram! |
1.3532 |
0.03677 |
269 |
192 |
59 |
18 |
348 |
What, you expected a still life? |
1.3532 |
0.03677 |
269 |
192 |
59 |
18 |
349 |
'His eyes seem to follow you around the room.' |
1.3532 |
0.03751 |
269 |
194 |
55 |
20 |
350 |
No, you're the tromper l'oeil! |
1.3532 |
0.03896 |
269 |
198 |
47 |
24 |
351 |
Isn't the artist's intention a little transparent? |
1.3529 |
0.03814 |
255 |
183 |
54 |
18 |
352 |
Sorry, Harry. We got lost somewhere around the Escher gallery. |
1.3527 |
0.03584 |
275 |
195 |
63 |
17 |
353 |
We don't belong here. We've been framed. |
1.3527 |
0.03834 |
275 |
202 |
49 |
24 |
354 |
And here's the one they titled "Your Fifteen Minutes of Frame" |
1.3527 |
0.03978 |
258 |
190 |
45 |
23 |
355 |
Well, you aren't much to look at either. |
1.3527 |
0.03743 |
258 |
184 |
57 |
17 |
356 |
Says here this is Surrealism. He looks pretty normal to me. |
1.3523 |
0.03800 |
264 |
191 |
53 |
20 |
357 |
I can't distinguish this painting from a hole in the wall. |
1.3523 |
0.03684 |
264 |
188 |
59 |
17 |
358 |
For an impressionist, it's kinda real. |
1.3523 |
0.03723 |
264 |
189 |
57 |
18 |
359 |
So sometimes art imitates life. Get over it. |
1.3523 |
0.03762 |
264 |
190 |
55 |
19 |
360 |
The eyes just seem to follow ya 'round the room... |
1.3523 |
0.03800 |
264 |
191 |
53 |
20 |
361 |
Somehow, this one just speaks to me. |
1.3523 |
0.03762 |
264 |
190 |
55 |
19 |
362 |
Well, we think You are mundane and lacking depth! |
1.3523 |
0.03762 |
264 |
190 |
55 |
19 |
363 |
I'm telling you Margie, it's not just the eyes that follow you. |
1.3523 |
0.03800 |
264 |
191 |
53 |
20 |
364 |
His eyes are definitely following me around the room! |
1.3509 |
0.03711 |
265 |
190 |
57 |
18 |
365 |
Ours is captioned - "Awkward." What is yours? |
1.3502 |
0.03498 |
257 |
178 |
68 |
11 |
366 |
This dates back to the twentieth century and is noted for its melancholy, disappointment, and the fact that he never calls his mother. |
1.3500 |
0.03876 |
260 |
190 |
49 |
21 |
367 |
...and this is the Realism section I guess |
1.3496 |
0.03622 |
266 |
189 |
61 |
16 |
368 |
Amazing how his eyes seem to follow you! |
1.3494 |
0.03783 |
269 |
196 |
52 |
21 |
369 |
It's like he really sees me. |
1.3490 |
0.03600 |
255 |
179 |
63 |
13 |
370 |
We were at the Guggenheim, but then the appellate judge sentenced us to hang at the Met. |
1.3490 |
0.03092 |
255 |
168 |
85 |
2 |
371 |
It's called, 'Middle-aged Guy on a Free Afternoon at The Met. |
1.3488 |
0.03817 |
258 |
187 |
52 |
19 |
372 |
We are being framed I tell you! |
1.3488 |
0.03656 |
258 |
183 |
60 |
15 |
373 |
I’m no connoisseur, but this one really speaks to me. |
1.3488 |
0.03777 |
258 |
186 |
54 |
18 |
374 |
This is one of the best examples of realism I have seen. |
1.3488 |
0.03817 |
258 |
187 |
52 |
19 |
375 |
It's an exhibit on Realism. What did you expect? |
1.3488 |
0.03614 |
258 |
182 |
62 |
14 |
376 |
It's eerie how his eyes seem to follow you around the room. |
1.3488 |
0.03856 |
258 |
188 |
50 |
20 |
377 |
I've never thought I'd want a painting to not speak to me. |
1.3488 |
0.03737 |
258 |
185 |
56 |
17 |
378 |
I think this one's a depressionist |
1.3488 |
0.03856 |
258 |
188 |
50 |
20 |
379 |
No, YOU'RE on the inside of a painting! |
1.3488 |
0.03777 |
258 |
186 |
54 |
18 |
380 |
See how his eyes seem to follow you around the room? Now that's great art! |
1.3488 |
0.03697 |
258 |
184 |
58 |
16 |
381 |
Help, we’ve been framed! |
1.3488 |
0.03934 |
258 |
190 |
46 |
22 |
382 |
We did not do it..we were framed! |
1.3485 |
0.03599 |
264 |
187 |
62 |
15 |
383 |
Can you tell us where the restroom painting is? |
1.3485 |
0.03756 |
264 |
191 |
54 |
19 |
384 |
Says here it's art. Art Shenkman to be specific. |
1.3485 |
0.03599 |
264 |
187 |
62 |
15 |
385 |
This one’s called ‘Perplexed Museum-Goers’ |
1.3485 |
0.03678 |
264 |
189 |
58 |
17 |
386 |
We didn't find any deeper meaning back here either. |
1.3485 |
0.03639 |
264 |
188 |
60 |
16 |
387 |
Oh yeah? Well your not exactly Mona Lisa yourself, pal. |
1.3485 |
0.03869 |
264 |
194 |
48 |
22 |
388 |
Please tell the docent we're ready to be quiet now. |
1.3484 |
0.04094 |
244 |
181 |
41 |
22 |
389 |
Is this what Krishnamurti meant by: "The Observer Is The Observed ?" |
1.3478 |
0.03484 |
253 |
175 |
68 |
10 |
390 |
Amazing! It's so lifelike. |
1.3478 |
0.03908 |
253 |
185 |
48 |
20 |
391 |
We got framed!! |
1.3477 |
0.03796 |
256 |
185 |
53 |
18 |
392 |
Eye of the beholder, my ass! |
1.3477 |
0.03876 |
256 |
187 |
49 |
20 |
393 |
This artist has opportunistically captured the increasing loneliness of the white male in our society. |
1.3477 |
0.03714 |
256 |
183 |
57 |
16 |
394 |
One of the paintings is missing, and they’re looking for someone to frame. |
1.3472 |
0.03588 |
265 |
188 |
62 |
15 |
395 |
Amazing detail! Look at the nose hairs. |
1.3468 |
0.03879 |
248 |
180 |
50 |
18 |
396 |
Says here, “average man with nothing better to do.” |
1.3465 |
0.03648 |
254 |
180 |
60 |
14 |
397 |
It says he's on loan from the Guggenheim. |
1.3465 |
0.03605 |
254 |
179 |
62 |
13 |
398 |
Don't bother splurging on the behind-the-scenes tour. |
1.3465 |
0.03690 |
254 |
181 |
58 |
15 |
399 |
He looks almost life-like! |
1.3465 |
0.03648 |
254 |
180 |
60 |
14 |
400 |
Who you calling abstract? |
1.3463 |
0.03534 |
257 |
180 |
65 |
12 |
401 |
It says it’s called, “Man in Museum.” |
1.3462 |
0.03508 |
260 |
182 |
66 |
12 |
402 |
Disregard the guide's instruction to exit through the gift shop at your peril. |
1.3454 |
0.03908 |
249 |
182 |
48 |
19 |
403 |
You've got to help us! We've been framed! |
1.3454 |
0.03651 |
249 |
176 |
60 |
13 |
404 |
It's creepy how his eyes follow you. |
1.3452 |
0.03995 |
252 |
187 |
43 |
22 |
405 |
Immerse yourself in the picture, the guide says. |
1.3452 |
0.03750 |
252 |
181 |
55 |
16 |
406 |
Harriett, please don't look desperate! Remember how you scared away our last bidder? |
1.3452 |
0.03995 |
252 |
187 |
43 |
22 |
407 |
I don't know! Last thing I remember was the guide saying, 'Immerse yourself in the art!' |
1.3452 |
0.03665 |
252 |
179 |
59 |
14 |
408 |
Haven't you ever seen life imitating art? |
1.3451 |
0.03922 |
255 |
188 |
46 |
21 |
409 |
Is this where we find the Realists? |
1.3450 |
0.03731 |
258 |
186 |
55 |
17 |
410 |
Art, is that you? |
1.3450 |
0.03811 |
258 |
188 |
51 |
19 |
411 |
The guide says it's 'Inside Looking Out.' Don't get it. |
1.3443 |
0.03652 |
244 |
172 |
60 |
12 |
412 |
It says we can touch this one. |
1.3443 |
0.03876 |
244 |
177 |
50 |
17 |
413 |
Yelling father, judging mother, inquisitive sister. 1993. Oil on Canvas. Artist Unknown. |
1.3443 |
0.03698 |
244 |
173 |
58 |
13 |
414 |
What are you staring at? |
1.3441 |
0.03928 |
247 |
181 |
47 |
19 |
415 |
''Are you in or are you out?" |
1.3440 |
0.03726 |
250 |
179 |
56 |
15 |
416 |
Are you on the 'other side' or are we? |
1.3440 |
0.03853 |
250 |
182 |
50 |
18 |
417 |
Whistler's in-laws |
1.3440 |
0.03853 |
250 |
182 |
50 |
18 |
418 |
Well, if it isn't our son who was too busy to take us to the pop art exhibit. |
1.3440 |
0.03853 |
250 |
182 |
50 |
18 |
419 |
Well this is what it looks like when art speaks to you! |
1.3440 |
0.03936 |
250 |
184 |
46 |
20 |
420 |
It’s eerie how his eyes seem to follow you. |
1.3440 |
0.03895 |
250 |
183 |
48 |
19 |
421 |
My card says: "Aristotle with a Bust of Homer" by Rembrandt, but you look like you're from Minnesota. |
1.3438 |
0.03830 |
256 |
187 |
50 |
19 |
422 |
Could you tell us where the bathroom is? |
1.3427 |
0.03787 |
248 |
179 |
53 |
16 |
423 |
This one is called, “Right back at ya.” |
1.3427 |
0.03700 |
248 |
177 |
57 |
14 |
424 |
For a still life, it sure moves a lot. |
1.3427 |
0.03830 |
248 |
180 |
51 |
17 |
425 |
I don't get insider art. |
1.3427 |
0.03873 |
248 |
181 |
49 |
18 |
426 |
Looks like a hole in the wall to me, and I know Art when I see him. |
1.3427 |
0.04038 |
248 |
185 |
41 |
22 |
427 |
Are you Art? |
1.3427 |
0.04038 |
248 |
185 |
41 |
22 |
428 |
It says, "Alternate dimension," by some artist name Hawking. I don't get it. |
1.3416 |
0.03703 |
243 |
173 |
57 |
13 |
429 |
My God, that's Art! Hi Art. |
1.3416 |
0.04096 |
243 |
182 |
39 |
22 |
430 |
Whoa—the eyes really do look like they’re following you. |
1.3416 |
0.03749 |
243 |
174 |
55 |
14 |
431 |
We 3 agreed you’re a painting not us. |
1.3416 |
0.03794 |
243 |
175 |
53 |
15 |
432 |
We waited in line for an hour and a half to see Frank?? |
1.3416 |
0.03794 |
243 |
175 |
53 |
15 |
433 |
It says it's on permanent loan from Deborah. |
1.3416 |
0.04054 |
243 |
181 |
41 |
21 |
434 |
I believe this is where life imitates art. |
1.3416 |
0.03515 |
243 |
169 |
65 |
9 |
435 |
The Gallery Guide says it’s called ‘The Other Room’. |
1.3416 |
0.03794 |
243 |
175 |
53 |
15 |
436 |
This is more surreal than I thought it would be. |
1.3415 |
0.03718 |
246 |
176 |
56 |
14 |
437 |
Whistler's Brother In-Law |
1.3413 |
0.03701 |
252 |
181 |
56 |
15 |
438 |
I could have done that. |
1.3413 |
0.03949 |
252 |
187 |
44 |
21 |
439 |
No, we're not the Rembrants. |
1.3402 |
0.03858 |
241 |
175 |
50 |
16 |
440 |
You want our advice? Before you sign up for the lifetime membership be sure to read the fine print in the agreement. |
1.3400 |
0.03970 |
250 |
186 |
43 |
21 |
441 |
Look...it's Art! |
1.3391 |
0.04040 |
233 |
172 |
43 |
18 |
442 |
Waddya mean this piece doesn't speak to you? |
1.3389 |
0.03878 |
239 |
174 |
49 |
16 |
443 |
The guide says this one's called The Confused Observer. |
1.3389 |
0.03596 |
239 |
168 |
61 |
10 |
444 |
"That's not,'Nude Descending a Staircase,' That's, Bernie! |
1.3389 |
0.03968 |
239 |
176 |
45 |
18 |
445 |
Too abstract. Without the frame. he'd be nothing. |
1.3389 |
0.03832 |
239 |
173 |
51 |
15 |
446 |
Honestly, we don't know how it disappeared. Obviously we're being framed. |
1.3389 |
0.03832 |
239 |
173 |
51 |
15 |
447 |
Yes, of course I'm innocent. Can't you see I was framed? |
1.3389 |
0.03740 |
239 |
171 |
55 |
13 |
448 |
:"Can you get us out? Dali's driving us crazy" |
1.3388 |
0.03755 |
242 |
174 |
54 |
14 |
449 |
Hey, where's the old lady in the chair who was here last week? |
1.3388 |
0.03812 |
245 |
178 |
51 |
16 |
450 |
His eyes really follow you. |
1.3388 |
0.03899 |
245 |
180 |
47 |
18 |
451 |
The eyes seem to follow you. |
1.3387 |
0.03908 |
248 |
183 |
46 |
19 |
452 |
We've obviously been framed. |
1.3376 |
0.03838 |
234 |
169 |
51 |
14 |
453 |
This would have freaked me out before FaceTime. |
1.3376 |
0.03078 |
237 |
157 |
80 |
0 |
454 |
In this piece, life imitates life. |
1.3376 |
0.03758 |
237 |
170 |
54 |
13 |
455 |
So lifelike. Look how his eyes follow you. |
1.3376 |
0.03989 |
237 |
175 |
44 |
18 |
456 |
I thought this was an expressionist, not an expressionless. |
1.3376 |
0.03758 |
237 |
170 |
54 |
13 |
457 |
Let’s keep moving honey. I think this is the renovation they were talking about. |
1.3376 |
0.03944 |
237 |
174 |
46 |
17 |
458 |
I said, "Famous", not "Frame us"! |
1.3376 |
0.03989 |
237 |
175 |
44 |
18 |
459 |
It's eyes really do follow you. |
1.3376 |
0.03989 |
237 |
175 |
44 |
18 |
460 |
Dada? |
1.3376 |
0.04033 |
237 |
176 |
42 |
19 |
461 |
Creepy ... It's like the eyes are following our every move. |
1.3376 |
0.03805 |
237 |
171 |
52 |
14 |
462 |
Don't go to the surrealist exhibit. It's a trap! |
1.3374 |
0.04005 |
243 |
181 |
42 |
20 |
463 |
Can you tell us how to get to the surrealism exhibit? |
1.3374 |
0.03555 |
243 |
171 |
62 |
10 |
464 |
This one is called “I’m On The Outside Looking In”. |
1.3362 |
0.03810 |
232 |
167 |
52 |
13 |
465 |
Are you going to take our order or what? |
1.3362 |
0.03825 |
235 |
170 |
51 |
14 |
466 |
It's one of those paintings where the eyes seem to follow you around the room |
1.3362 |
0.03919 |
235 |
172 |
47 |
16 |
467 |
These days, they'll put a frame around ANYTHING, and try to call it ART. |
1.3362 |
0.03679 |
235 |
167 |
57 |
11 |
468 |
No, it says here that YOU'RE the painting. |
1.3362 |
0.03919 |
235 |
172 |
47 |
16 |
469 |
I told you to stay with the guide!! |
1.3362 |
0.03825 |
235 |
170 |
51 |
14 |
470 |
Get out before it's too late! |
1.3362 |
0.03965 |
235 |
173 |
45 |
17 |
471 |
This one is so alive! |
1.3361 |
0.03649 |
238 |
169 |
58 |
11 |
472 |
According to the artist’s notes, this work should be considered as a reflection of ourselves. |
1.3348 |
0.03747 |
233 |
167 |
54 |
12 |
473 |
"Move, please - you're blocking our view !". |
1.3348 |
0.03939 |
233 |
171 |
46 |
16 |
474 |
In what parallel universe is this considered art. |
1.3348 |
0.03939 |
233 |
171 |
46 |
16 |
475 |
You idiot, you´re on the wrong side. |
1.3348 |
0.03939 |
233 |
171 |
46 |
16 |
476 |
Art. What's yours? |
1.3348 |
0.03384 |
233 |
160 |
68 |
5 |
477 |
This one is moving. |
1.3348 |
0.03939 |
233 |
171 |
46 |
16 |
478 |
I don't know if it's art, but I wouldn't want it in my living room. |
1.3347 |
0.03732 |
239 |
172 |
54 |
13 |
479 |
"This one is called 'On the Outside Looking In'. |
1.3347 |
0.03625 |
245 |
175 |
58 |
12 |
480 |
Can you move about two feet to the left? |
1.3333 |
0.03815 |
231 |
167 |
51 |
13 |
481 |
Is this really an exhibit or have we been framed? |
1.3333 |
0.04008 |
231 |
171 |
43 |
17 |
482 |
It's American insider art, we're inside. |
1.3333 |
0.03766 |
231 |
166 |
53 |
12 |
483 |
I like you, but are you Art? |
1.3333 |
0.04008 |
231 |
171 |
43 |
17 |
484 |
You're not crazy, Larry. You just forgot to take your meds. |
1.3333 |
0.03960 |
231 |
170 |
45 |
16 |
485 |
It's uncanny how his eyes seem to follow us as we move. |
1.3333 |
0.03766 |
231 |
166 |
53 |
12 |
486 |
He looks better from further away. |
1.3319 |
0.03967 |
238 |
177 |
43 |
18 |
487 |
…And have you noticed how our eyes seem to follow you around the room? |
1.3319 |
0.03864 |
235 |
172 |
48 |
15 |
488 |
We took a wrong turn in the surrealism section. |
1.3319 |
0.03993 |
232 |
172 |
43 |
17 |
489 |
I love art that speaks to me. |
1.3319 |
0.03993 |
232 |
172 |
43 |
17 |
490 |
At least this one kept his clothes on. |
1.3319 |
0.03933 |
229 |
168 |
46 |
15 |
491 |
We're three characters in search of a painter. |
1.3319 |
0.03576 |
229 |
161 |
60 |
8 |
492 |
Art?? |
1.3319 |
0.04067 |
226 |
168 |
41 |
17 |
493 |
If we are going to be the subjects of ‘living art’, we have a list of demands |
1.3305 |
0.03771 |
239 |
174 |
51 |
14 |
494 |
It says here that it changes the longer you look at it. |
1.3305 |
0.03638 |
233 |
166 |
57 |
10 |
495 |
How do we exit the inter-active art installation? |
1.3305 |
0.04160 |
233 |
177 |
35 |
21 |
496 |
We know your type -- you thought art could never speak to you. |
1.3305 |
0.04025 |
233 |
174 |
41 |
18 |
497 |
We're here just for your sake, Art. |
1.3305 |
0.03978 |
233 |
173 |
43 |
17 |
498 |
I just don't get it, Ethel; maybe we should have gone in on the other side. |
1.3304 |
0.03647 |
227 |
161 |
57 |
9 |
499 |
Looked way better in the brochure... |
1.3304 |
0.04041 |
224 |
166 |
42 |
16 |
500 |
Relative Expressionism |
1.3304 |
0.03940 |
224 |
164 |
46 |
14 |
501 |
We’re just as confused as you are. |
1.3304 |
0.03940 |
224 |
164 |
46 |
14 |
502 |
He looks so realistic. |
1.3304 |
0.03677 |
224 |
159 |
56 |
9 |
503 |
I think it's a portrait of the artist as an old man. |
1.3304 |
0.03940 |
224 |
164 |
46 |
14 |
504 |
This one looks just like our neighbor. |
1.3304 |
0.03940 |
224 |
164 |
46 |
14 |
505 |
Oh, hi Art. |
1.3304 |
0.04090 |
224 |
167 |
40 |
17 |
506 |
Dad, I know you feel you've been left out of the picture... |
1.3304 |
0.03889 |
224 |
163 |
48 |
13 |
507 |
It's not his best work but it speaks to me. |
1.3304 |
0.03889 |
224 |
163 |
48 |
13 |
508 |
You're no Adonis either, buddy. |
1.3304 |
0.03991 |
224 |
165 |
44 |
15 |
509 |
We're lost. Is this the Interactive Wing? |
1.3304 |
0.03940 |
224 |
164 |
46 |
14 |
510 |
Sometimes art imitates life. Other times art intimidates Lyle. |
1.3304 |
0.03837 |
224 |
162 |
50 |
12 |
511 |
The Museum of Parallel Universes? This is not what I was expecting. |
1.3303 |
0.03925 |
221 |
161 |
47 |
13 |
512 |
Well, to be honest, I don't think you look very realistic either. |
1.3289 |
0.04037 |
228 |
170 |
41 |
17 |
513 |
Where is the exit? |
1.3288 |
0.04063 |
222 |
165 |
41 |
16 |
514 |
We are the Botticellis and who are you? |
1.3288 |
0.04013 |
222 |
164 |
43 |
15 |
515 |
Last week we were standing where you are! |
1.3288 |
0.03857 |
222 |
161 |
49 |
12 |
516 |
Very funny. Now let us out. |
1.3288 |
0.03962 |
222 |
163 |
45 |
14 |
517 |
Martha! We've been framed! |
1.3288 |
0.04211 |
222 |
168 |
35 |
19 |
518 |
This canvas has really come to life. |
1.3288 |
0.04013 |
222 |
164 |
43 |
15 |
519 |
The guide says the missing drywall symbolizes the breakdown of barriers between the lingual now and the meta-real. So... which one is he? |
1.3288 |
0.04063 |
222 |
165 |
41 |
16 |
520 |
Your mother and I agree, why don't you get a REAL JOB ? |
1.3288 |
0.04113 |
222 |
166 |
39 |
17 |
521 |
This one's called 'Police lineup: One-Way Glass.' I don't get it. I just see a mirror. |
1.3288 |
0.03892 |
219 |
159 |
48 |
12 |
522 |
Hey honey, this one looks just like your brother |
1.3288 |
0.03783 |
219 |
157 |
52 |
10 |
523 |
And this piece is titled "Pretentious Art Critic". |
1.3287 |
0.03462 |
216 |
149 |
63 |
4 |
524 |
Yeah? Well you're no oil painting yourself. |
1.3275 |
0.04208 |
229 |
175 |
33 |
21 |
525 |
Well, this is surreal. |
1.3274 |
0.03682 |
223 |
159 |
55 |
9 |
526 |
That’s Art. |
1.3273 |
0.04035 |
220 |
163 |
42 |
15 |
527 |
This one's called "Man Looking at a Painting..." |
1.3273 |
0.03824 |
220 |
159 |
50 |
11 |
528 |
This one's called 'The Guy Outside The Window.' |
1.3273 |
0.03824 |
220 |
159 |
50 |
11 |
529 |
Let us out. We’ve been framed! |
1.3273 |
0.03299 |
220 |
150 |
68 |
2 |
530 |
Note the uneven brush strokes in the hair, the slight frown, suggesting this subject attends art museums under duress. |
1.3273 |
0.04136 |
220 |
165 |
38 |
17 |
531 |
Well you're not so special-looking yourself! |
1.3273 |
0.03824 |
220 |
159 |
50 |
11 |
532 |
The following is our list of demands for the return of this painting: ... |
1.3273 |
0.04086 |
220 |
164 |
40 |
16 |
533 |
Says here this is a clear-glass conceptual piece titled "Window". |
1.3273 |
0.03983 |
220 |
162 |
44 |
14 |
534 |
It's so creepy how the eyes follow you wherever you go |
1.3273 |
0.04035 |
220 |
163 |
42 |
15 |
535 |
It's supposed to be a Garfunkel. But is it Art? |
1.3259 |
0.04081 |
224 |
168 |
39 |
17 |
536 |
Hey, we don't exactly see a Rembrandt from our side, either! |
1.3259 |
0.03932 |
224 |
165 |
45 |
14 |
537 |
This screams pedestrian |
1.3259 |
0.04130 |
224 |
169 |
37 |
18 |
538 |
I think we’ve been framed! |
1.3259 |
0.03932 |
224 |
165 |
45 |
14 |
539 |
"Window into the present"? I don't get it. |
1.3259 |
0.03932 |
224 |
165 |
45 |
14 |
540 |
This is not the real me. The real me is at the Met. |
1.3259 |
0.03776 |
224 |
162 |
51 |
11 |
541 |
It's almost like the eyes are following you. |
1.3257 |
0.04160 |
218 |
164 |
37 |
17 |
542 |
Number twelve: 'A man gazing at people looking at him'. |
1.3257 |
0.03898 |
218 |
159 |
47 |
12 |
543 |
Hey, are you Art? |
1.3257 |
0.03732 |
218 |
156 |
53 |
9 |
544 |
This one's called "Silent Resentment", but it sort of looks like our neighbor, Bob. |
1.3257 |
0.04005 |
218 |
161 |
43 |
14 |
545 |
Yes, but is it Art? |
1.3257 |
0.04261 |
218 |
166 |
33 |
19 |
546 |
Richard, please find out who framed us. |
1.3257 |
0.04160 |
218 |
164 |
37 |
17 |
547 |
Are you Art? |
1.3257 |
0.03898 |
218 |
159 |
47 |
12 |
548 |
Well, there's an obvious hole in their collection. |
1.3255 |
0.04190 |
212 |
159 |
37 |
16 |
549 |
Here, “At The Museum” gives us a brief glimpse into the artist’s lonely world. |
1.3243 |
0.04054 |
222 |
166 |
40 |
16 |
550 |
Wow, his eyes really follow you around the room. |
1.3241 |
0.03863 |
216 |
157 |
48 |
11 |
551 |
I guess I don't understand what "surreal" even means! |
1.3223 |
0.04033 |
211 |
156 |
42 |
13 |
552 |
Notice the artist's use of multiple perspectives |
1.3221 |
0.04073 |
208 |
154 |
41 |
13 |
553 |
Portrait of the Artist's Annoying Family |
1.3211 |
0.03996 |
218 |
162 |
42 |
14 |
554 |
I don't get it." "Me neither. |
1.3211 |
0.04151 |
218 |
165 |
36 |
17 |
555 |
For the first time in his life, Robert truly was in dialogue with the paintings. |
1.3209 |
0.04034 |
215 |
160 |
41 |
14 |
556 |
It says here you’re “Untitled.” |
1.3209 |
0.03924 |
215 |
158 |
45 |
12 |
557 |
I was framed! |
1.3206 |
0.04168 |
209 |
157 |
37 |
15 |
558 |
This isn't Art. It's HANK! |
1.3206 |
0.04223 |
209 |
158 |
35 |
16 |
559 |
Take me to your Curator! |
1.3206 |
0.03941 |
209 |
153 |
45 |
11 |
560 |
Here it says: "Puzzled man staring at someone reading painting-description to a party of three". |
1.3206 |
0.04168 |
209 |
157 |
37 |
15 |
561 |
It says here that the artist was going for complete transparency.... |
1.3206 |
0.04056 |
209 |
155 |
41 |
13 |
562 |
Where the hell is the exit for the Surrealism gallery? |
1.3206 |
0.04112 |
209 |
156 |
39 |
14 |
563 |
Frank, you're on the wrong side of art history! |
1.3206 |
0.04112 |
209 |
156 |
39 |
14 |
564 |
It just doesn’t speak to me. |
1.3206 |
0.03762 |
209 |
150 |
51 |
8 |
565 |
That's not art, that's Stanley. |
1.3206 |
0.04168 |
209 |
157 |
37 |
15 |
566 |
Good God Vera.... Here's another piece of "modern art" that I just don't get! |
1.3206 |
0.04277 |
209 |
159 |
33 |
17 |
567 |
This one's called, "WTF!" |
1.3206 |
0.04330 |
209 |
160 |
31 |
18 |
568 |
According to the catalog, this piece is entitled 'WTF. |
1.3204 |
0.04096 |
206 |
153 |
40 |
13 |
569 |
We came to see the Kandinskys. You wouldn't happen to be Kandinsky, would you? |
1.3204 |
0.03604 |
206 |
145 |
56 |
5 |
570 |
Sunday in the painting with George. |
1.3194 |
0.04377 |
216 |
168 |
27 |
21 |
571 |
It's called, "The Family You're Ignoring on a Sunday Afternoon." |
1.3194 |
0.03964 |
216 |
160 |
43 |
13 |
572 |
Oh, yeah? Well, you ain't exactly a prime example of tonality, coloration and varied brushwork yourself, buddy! |
1.3192 |
0.04056 |
213 |
159 |
40 |
14 |
573 |
It says here that this is from Picasso's Stupid Neighbor Period. Isn't that right, Ned? |
1.3192 |
0.04110 |
213 |
160 |
38 |
15 |
574 |
Art really does imitate life. |
1.3192 |
0.03593 |
213 |
151 |
56 |
6 |
575 |
We literally got painted into a corner here, if you could help a guy out. |
1.3192 |
0.03832 |
213 |
155 |
48 |
10 |
576 |
Hey, it’s Art. |
1.3192 |
0.04320 |
213 |
164 |
30 |
19 |
577 |
Is this contemporary or right now? |
1.3192 |
0.04164 |
213 |
161 |
36 |
16 |
578 |
No really. Watch his eyes, they look like they're moving. |
1.3188 |
0.04021 |
207 |
153 |
42 |
12 |
579 |
"We never know how we're being viewed". |
1.3188 |
0.03963 |
207 |
152 |
44 |
11 |
580 |
Unhappy couple, with photobomb |
1.3188 |
0.04079 |
207 |
154 |
40 |
13 |
581 |
These police interogation rooms have gotten classier. |
1.3188 |
0.04021 |
207 |
153 |
42 |
12 |
582 |
Can you help us, we shouldn't be here, we've been framed. |
1.3188 |
0.04079 |
207 |
154 |
40 |
13 |
583 |
This isn't what I expected from Portrait Mode |
1.3188 |
0.04079 |
207 |
154 |
40 |
13 |
584 |
I know they’ve cut funding for the arts, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3188 |
0.03963 |
207 |
152 |
44 |
11 |
585 |
Notice how the subject's eyes seem to follow us around. |
1.3184 |
0.04162 |
201 |
150 |
38 |
13 |
586 |
You got us into this. Get us out. |
1.3184 |
0.04040 |
201 |
148 |
42 |
11 |
587 |
Nah... he looks too old to be Dorian Gray. |
1.3178 |
0.04200 |
214 |
163 |
34 |
17 |
588 |
Okay, but could you just say it spoke to you? |
1.3173 |
0.03640 |
208 |
148 |
54 |
6 |
589 |
You're right, the eyes do seem to follow you. |
1.3171 |
0.04161 |
205 |
154 |
37 |
14 |
590 |
Back in the day, this was called a "picture window" |
1.3171 |
0.03924 |
205 |
150 |
45 |
10 |
591 |
Oh my God! It's Art! |
1.3171 |
0.04161 |
205 |
154 |
37 |
14 |
592 |
It's called "The Gallery Visitor(s)", I don't get it. |
1.3171 |
0.04044 |
205 |
152 |
41 |
12 |
593 |
We look better if you step back a bit. |
1.3171 |
0.03800 |
205 |
148 |
49 |
8 |
594 |
The Mussorgsky family pictured at an exhibition. |
1.3171 |
0.04103 |
205 |
153 |
39 |
13 |
595 |
This one is called “Occasional Visitor.” |
1.3171 |
0.03800 |
205 |
148 |
49 |
8 |
596 |
It says here that this is a Trompe L'oeil: could have fooled me |
1.3171 |
0.03862 |
205 |
149 |
47 |
9 |
597 |
They saved a bundle by framing this hole in the wall between two rooms and calling it performance art. |
1.3171 |
0.04044 |
205 |
152 |
41 |
12 |
598 |
Get help. Our tour guide told us to imagine we were in the scene, and left us here. |
1.3171 |
0.04330 |
205 |
157 |
31 |
17 |
599 |
That'll be one Dali sandwich, one Cezanne salad, and one BLT hold the Miro please. |
1.3171 |
0.04218 |
205 |
155 |
35 |
15 |
600 |
Let's see how you like being critiqued. |
1.3171 |
0.04103 |
205 |
153 |
39 |
13 |
601 |
It’s not our fault! We were framed! |
1.3171 |
0.04330 |
205 |
157 |
31 |
17 |
602 |
This is an exceptional one from the artist's lazy period |
1.3171 |
0.04044 |
205 |
152 |
41 |
12 |
603 |
A little too transparent, in my opinion. |
1.3171 |
0.03984 |
205 |
151 |
43 |
11 |
604 |
Look how his eyes just follow us! |
1.3171 |
0.03984 |
205 |
151 |
43 |
11 |
605 |
..don’t just stand there... go get help! |
1.3171 |
0.04330 |
205 |
157 |
31 |
17 |
606 |
It's useless trying to get an explanation, honey. He's an art critic. |
1.3168 |
0.03962 |
202 |
148 |
44 |
10 |
607 |
How much is the admission over there? |
1.3166 |
0.03936 |
199 |
145 |
45 |
9 |
608 |
It's titled, 'Retrospective on a Previous Room'. |
1.3163 |
0.03685 |
215 |
155 |
52 |
8 |
609 |
Hey, I saw this episode of The Twilight Zone. |
1.3155 |
0.04027 |
206 |
153 |
41 |
12 |
610 |
This is from the artist’s Phil period. |
1.3153 |
0.04067 |
203 |
151 |
40 |
12 |
611 |
Steer clear of the virtual reality tour! |
1.3150 |
0.03920 |
200 |
146 |
45 |
9 |
612 |
Anyway, that’s how I got into art. |
1.3150 |
0.04168 |
200 |
150 |
37 |
13 |
613 |
Are you on the self-guided tour, too? |
1.3140 |
0.04011 |
207 |
154 |
41 |
12 |
614 |
I feel like he's looking right at me! |
1.3131 |
0.04193 |
198 |
149 |
36 |
13 |
615 |
Wow, it's so realistic, you can almost reach out and touch him. |
1.3131 |
0.04132 |
198 |
148 |
38 |
12 |
616 |
This one is called "Hole in the Wall" but it sure looks like Fred. |
1.3131 |
0.04132 |
198 |
148 |
38 |
12 |
617 |
I beg your pardon, sir, I think you are the one living in an alternate reality. |
1.3131 |
0.04193 |
198 |
149 |
36 |
13 |
618 |
Hang on just a another moment. She's undressing. |
1.3131 |
0.04006 |
198 |
146 |
42 |
10 |
619 |
I think we've stumbled into the surrealism exhibit. |
1.3131 |
0.03876 |
198 |
144 |
46 |
8 |
620 |
This painting really speaks to me. |
1.3131 |
0.03672 |
198 |
141 |
52 |
5 |
621 |
If you can hear me speaking, you need immediate medical attention. |
1.3119 |
0.03758 |
202 |
146 |
49 |
7 |
622 |
Beauty ain't what I'm beholding either buddy. |
1.3119 |
0.04192 |
202 |
153 |
35 |
14 |
623 |
I appreciate the artist's ability to enhance the sense of depth, but his subject seems banal and derivative. |
1.3119 |
0.04012 |
202 |
150 |
41 |
11 |
624 |
...and you'll particularly note how the artist perfectly captured the critic's sneer of contempt. |
1.3119 |
0.03823 |
202 |
147 |
47 |
8 |
625 |
The title is "Irritated man in museum next door". So life like. |
1.3119 |
0.04133 |
202 |
152 |
37 |
13 |
626 |
This one is titled ‘Idiot Holding Brochure’. |
1.3119 |
0.03950 |
202 |
149 |
43 |
10 |
627 |
You framed us! |
1.3119 |
0.04250 |
202 |
154 |
33 |
15 |
628 |
But you’re not “Rembrandt van Rijn (Dutch, Leiden 1606-1669 Amsterdam) Self-Portrait Looking Left. 1660. Oil on canvas. 41 5/8 x 24 1/2 in. Bequest of Harlan Zyrtec, 1911. Accession Number: 11.40.718.” |
1.3119 |
0.04365 |
202 |
156 |
29 |
17 |
629 |
'Believe me, we were framed.' |
1.3119 |
0.04012 |
202 |
150 |
41 |
11 |
630 |
Get us out of this cell, we've been framed. |
1.3119 |
0.04192 |
202 |
153 |
35 |
14 |
631 |
And this is 'Self-Portrait of a Lonely Man'. |
1.3119 |
0.04073 |
202 |
151 |
39 |
12 |
632 |
If you move a little to the left, his eyes follow you. |
1.3119 |
0.04421 |
202 |
157 |
27 |
18 |
633 |
I can prove we've been framed. |
1.3119 |
0.04250 |
202 |
154 |
33 |
15 |
634 |
Oh yeah! Then why can I see your brushstrokes? |
1.3119 |
0.04192 |
202 |
153 |
35 |
14 |
635 |
You’ve been served. |
1.3119 |
0.04073 |
202 |
151 |
39 |
12 |
636 |
Here we see the post-modern man, with an air of cynicism |
1.3116 |
0.03924 |
199 |
146 |
44 |
9 |
637 |
Doris, they knocked a hole in the wall, and charged admission in both buildings. |
1.3112 |
0.04460 |
196 |
152 |
27 |
17 |
638 |
Says here this is Art. Are you Art? |
1.3112 |
0.04280 |
196 |
149 |
33 |
14 |
639 |
Why are you in a museum at 10 in the morning? You told us you were job hunting! |
1.3112 |
0.04218 |
196 |
148 |
35 |
13 |
640 |
Performance art? We're waiting in line for the cafe. |
1.3112 |
0.04028 |
196 |
145 |
41 |
10 |
641 |
You're no masterpiece, either, pal! |
1.3112 |
0.04156 |
196 |
147 |
37 |
12 |
642 |
Do you validate parking? |
1.3112 |
0.04093 |
196 |
146 |
39 |
11 |
643 |
I really like his use of negative space, |
1.3112 |
0.04093 |
196 |
146 |
39 |
11 |
644 |
I'll bet somewhere Lewis Carroll is talking to his lawyer right now. |
1.3112 |
0.04156 |
196 |
147 |
37 |
12 |
645 |
You've heard that a picture is worth a thousand words? Well, we're going to give you an earful, buddy! |
1.3112 |
0.04028 |
196 |
145 |
41 |
10 |
646 |
He seems so lifelike. |
1.3103 |
0.04115 |
203 |
153 |
37 |
13 |
647 |
I can’t really say that this one speaks to me |
1.3096 |
0.03879 |
197 |
144 |
45 |
8 |
648 |
The guidebook calls it, "Man in a room with lots of Art". |
1.3093 |
0.04244 |
194 |
147 |
34 |
13 |
649 |
We're in Cleveland... where are you? |
1.3093 |
0.04181 |
194 |
146 |
36 |
12 |
650 |
Art imitates life |
1.3093 |
0.03984 |
194 |
143 |
42 |
9 |
651 |
I love how the eyes seem to follow us. |
1.3093 |
0.04181 |
194 |
146 |
36 |
12 |
652 |
It’s incredible, Gladys, he almost looks real. |
1.3093 |
0.04051 |
194 |
144 |
40 |
10 |
653 |
This one is titled “Idiots looking In”. |
1.3093 |
0.04181 |
194 |
146 |
36 |
12 |
654 |
Mr. Gates!? I was just telling these ladies how much I enjoy your piece, 'Windows'. |
1.3093 |
0.04116 |
194 |
145 |
38 |
11 |
655 |
A little meta for me. |
1.3093 |
0.04181 |
194 |
146 |
36 |
12 |
656 |
This is an intervention. |
1.3093 |
0.04116 |
194 |
145 |
38 |
11 |
657 |
Three Big Macs, double fries, and a chocolate shake. |
1.3093 |
0.04307 |
194 |
148 |
32 |
14 |
658 |
This is the last time I use a groupon. |
1.3093 |
0.04116 |
194 |
145 |
38 |
11 |
659 |
The “Behind the Scenes Tour” is fascinating! |
1.3093 |
0.04116 |
194 |
145 |
38 |
11 |
660 |
This piece really speaks to me. |
1.3090 |
0.03984 |
178 |
129 |
43 |
6 |
661 |
Hey, take a picture... it'll last longer! |
1.3085 |
0.04466 |
188 |
145 |
28 |
15 |
662 |
We're really into this painting. |
1.3081 |
0.04151 |
172 |
126 |
39 |
7 |
663 |
We're your new neighbors. We live on the other side of Lautrec's. |
1.3081 |
0.04120 |
198 |
149 |
37 |
12 |
664 |
This one is called "The other side of the window". |
1.3081 |
0.03994 |
198 |
147 |
41 |
10 |
665 |
“Weak brush work?” Come over here and say that! |
1.3081 |
0.04120 |
198 |
149 |
37 |
12 |
666 |
I bet we don't look real either. |
1.3077 |
0.03900 |
195 |
143 |
44 |
8 |
667 |
I preferred his earlier work. |
1.3073 |
0.04074 |
192 |
143 |
39 |
10 |
668 |
Stop staring! |
1.3073 |
0.04141 |
192 |
144 |
37 |
11 |
669 |
What the hell are YOU looking at? |
1.3073 |
0.04270 |
192 |
146 |
33 |
13 |
670 |
$3500? Grab it--on our side they're asking 5 grand! |
1.3073 |
0.04206 |
192 |
145 |
35 |
12 |
671 |
Lifelike? I’ll give ya lifelike! |
1.3073 |
0.04334 |
192 |
147 |
31 |
14 |
672 |
So this is what they meant by getting lost in the art? |
1.3065 |
0.03717 |
186 |
133 |
49 |
4 |
673 |
What time do you open, and why are you calling me Art? |
1.3065 |
0.04229 |
186 |
140 |
35 |
11 |
674 |
This reminds me of the one we saw in the room next door. |
1.3065 |
0.03870 |
186 |
135 |
45 |
6 |
675 |
Realism is so depressing |
1.3061 |
0.03883 |
196 |
144 |
44 |
8 |
676 |
What did you expect? A Rembrandt? |
1.3057 |
0.04122 |
193 |
145 |
37 |
11 |
677 |
Exquisite squeegee work. But I prefer his Windex period. |
1.3056 |
0.04176 |
180 |
134 |
37 |
9 |
678 |
I will have three cheeseburgers meals with fries |
1.3048 |
0.04070 |
187 |
139 |
39 |
9 |
679 |
I think this piece affirms the harsh aesthetic of the realism movement. |
1.3048 |
0.04277 |
187 |
142 |
33 |
12 |
680 |
Whistler says to call your mother. |
1.3048 |
0.04209 |
187 |
141 |
35 |
11 |
681 |
We told you when the painter was coming. Where were you?!? |
1.3048 |
0.04409 |
187 |
144 |
29 |
14 |
682 |
The guidebook says this painting mirrors reality... |
1.3048 |
0.04209 |
187 |
141 |
35 |
11 |
683 |
This Picasso looks an awful lot like our neighbor Jim! |
1.3048 |
0.03927 |
187 |
137 |
43 |
7 |
684 |
I think this is what they call realism. |
1.3048 |
0.03999 |
187 |
138 |
41 |
8 |
685 |
I just don't get it. |
1.3048 |
0.04209 |
187 |
141 |
35 |
11 |
686 |
This one is called art imitates life. |
1.3048 |
0.04209 |
187 |
141 |
35 |
11 |
687 |
Well, the detail is excellent; seems almost lifelike. But the composition is weak, and the subject sure could have been chosen better. Are we through here? |
1.3048 |
0.03927 |
187 |
137 |
43 |
7 |
688 |
It's the latest in contemporary realism. |
1.3046 |
0.03799 |
197 |
144 |
46 |
7 |
689 |
Would you mind taking our photo? |
1.3043 |
0.04525 |
184 |
143 |
26 |
15 |
690 |
Well, you're not much to look at either! |
1.3037 |
0.04277 |
191 |
146 |
32 |
13 |
691 |
If it's a mirror, I've lost weight and grown hair. |
1.3037 |
0.03726 |
191 |
138 |
48 |
5 |
692 |
So is this art imitating life, or life imitating art? |
1.3037 |
0.04277 |
191 |
146 |
32 |
13 |
693 |
This one doesn’t speak to me. |
1.3037 |
0.03942 |
191 |
141 |
42 |
8 |
694 |
Where the hell have you been? |
1.3037 |
0.04466 |
191 |
149 |
26 |
16 |
695 |
No, you idiot. We’re POST impressionism. |
1.3037 |
0.04079 |
191 |
143 |
38 |
10 |
696 |
It’s called Breaking the Fourth Wall. |
1.3037 |
0.04011 |
191 |
142 |
40 |
9 |
697 |
3 Veggie burgers with fries, please. |
1.3037 |
0.04212 |
191 |
145 |
34 |
12 |
698 |
Well, your side of the story is interesting but it doesn't paint a complete picture. |
1.3037 |
0.04079 |
191 |
143 |
38 |
10 |
699 |
Well it's not another still life |
1.3037 |
0.04079 |
191 |
143 |
38 |
10 |
700 |
Look buddy, you're not exactly a Van Gogh yourself |
1.3037 |
0.04277 |
191 |
146 |
32 |
13 |
701 |
And, you sir, are no Waldo. |
1.3037 |
0.04277 |
191 |
146 |
32 |
13 |
702 |
Call my lawyer. We've been framed. |
1.3037 |
0.04277 |
191 |
146 |
32 |
13 |
703 |
This one is called "Mirror". It's by the same artist as that ridiculous "Window" one we saw earlier. |
1.3037 |
0.04011 |
191 |
142 |
40 |
9 |
704 |
No! You're derivative. |
1.3037 |
0.04212 |
191 |
145 |
34 |
12 |
705 |
... And finally, who the hell are you to criticize us? |
1.3037 |
0.03726 |
191 |
138 |
48 |
5 |
706 |
Look how the eyes follow you. |
1.3037 |
0.04146 |
191 |
144 |
36 |
11 |
707 |
It says this one's a loaner |
1.3037 |
0.04341 |
191 |
147 |
30 |
14 |
708 |
Hello, I'm Art. |
1.3037 |
0.04341 |
191 |
147 |
30 |
14 |
709 |
Forget about that "mirror ... mirror" crap and just get us out of here! |
1.3037 |
0.04277 |
191 |
146 |
32 |
13 |
710 |
The guide books says this is "The Grand Hall of Pretentious Condescension." |
1.3037 |
0.04079 |
191 |
143 |
38 |
10 |
711 |
Paint a picture, it'll last longer. |
1.3037 |
0.04079 |
191 |
143 |
38 |
10 |
712 |
It's creepy how he looks so life-like. |
1.3037 |
0.04212 |
191 |
145 |
34 |
12 |
713 |
When you said we were going to a little hole in the wall art gallery, I didn't think you meant it literally. |
1.3037 |
0.04079 |
191 |
143 |
38 |
10 |
714 |
Well it’s refreshing to see Realism is making a comeback. |
1.3037 |
0.04146 |
191 |
144 |
36 |
11 |
715 |
The guide says "Impressionism" so let's see an impression! |
1.3037 |
0.03942 |
191 |
141 |
42 |
8 |
716 |
Hmm. It’s entitled, “Life imitates art.” |
1.3037 |
0.03942 |
191 |
141 |
42 |
8 |
717 |
His hair almost looks real. |
1.3037 |
0.04079 |
191 |
143 |
38 |
10 |
718 |
We know already whose side you're on. |
1.3037 |
0.04079 |
191 |
143 |
38 |
10 |
719 |
Wasted life number 23 |
1.3037 |
0.04404 |
191 |
148 |
28 |
15 |
720 |
. . . furthermore, 'critic' isn't a real job! |
1.3027 |
0.04235 |
185 |
140 |
34 |
11 |
721 |
Kind of pedestrian if you ask me. |
1.3027 |
0.04165 |
185 |
139 |
36 |
10 |
722 |
Don't quote me but I think we've been framed. |
1.3027 |
0.04438 |
185 |
143 |
28 |
14 |
723 |
We must have wandered into the Twilight Zone exhibit. |
1.3027 |
0.03948 |
185 |
136 |
42 |
7 |
724 |
I don't care what the brochure says, I know Analytic Cubism and this ain't it! |
1.3027 |
0.04021 |
185 |
137 |
40 |
8 |
725 |
not a pretty picture, is it? |
1.3027 |
0.03948 |
185 |
136 |
42 |
7 |
726 |
We've been framed! Are you a lawyer? |
1.3027 |
0.04235 |
185 |
140 |
34 |
11 |
727 |
This is why I told you not to buy discounted tickets online, Mildred! |
1.3027 |
0.04165 |
185 |
139 |
36 |
10 |
728 |
A right-wing family sees an intellectual on display in Alternate World. |
1.3027 |
0.04504 |
185 |
144 |
26 |
15 |
729 |
On this side it says "FRAME $198.99"... |
1.3027 |
0.04235 |
185 |
140 |
34 |
11 |
730 |
If he’s The Blue Boy..... then I’m Lady Gaga |
1.3027 |
0.04021 |
185 |
137 |
40 |
8 |
731 |
Listen, bub - I'm not exactly thrilled with the way the light dances off your shoulders, either. |
1.3027 |
0.03796 |
185 |
134 |
46 |
5 |
732 |
Among our grievances we want new judges for the New Yorker’s cartoon contest |
1.3022 |
0.04489 |
182 |
141 |
27 |
14 |
733 |
I could have made that one |
1.3021 |
0.04446 |
192 |
150 |
26 |
16 |
734 |
I don’t know Art, but I know that I’ve seen him around. |
1.3016 |
0.03963 |
189 |
140 |
41 |
8 |
735 |
Well, if you're not ticket window circa 2018, we're certainly not luncheon on the grass circa 1863. |
1.3016 |
0.03819 |
189 |
138 |
45 |
6 |
736 |
Once you figure it out, it just kind of sucks you in. |
1.3016 |
0.04171 |
189 |
143 |
35 |
11 |
737 |
You know it’s good when the eyes follow you around the room. |
1.3015 |
0.04212 |
199 |
153 |
32 |
14 |
738 |
I think what the artist was gong for here was the basic depth of bewilderment, yet desperate curiosity, of men in contemporary society. |
1.3011 |
0.03855 |
186 |
136 |
44 |
6 |
739 |
Don't you know a trompe L'oeil painting when you see it? |
1.3011 |
0.04146 |
186 |
140 |
36 |
10 |
740 |
That's not Abstract Expressionism, that's Norton. |
1.3011 |
0.03930 |
186 |
137 |
42 |
7 |
741 |
It says this one is by L. Carroll... |
1.3011 |
0.04146 |
186 |
140 |
36 |
10 |
742 |
I'm confused. Is "Some Installation Required" the title or an instruction? |
1.3005 |
0.04118 |
183 |
137 |
37 |
9 |
743 |
No wonder the bidding started so low. |
1.3005 |
0.03907 |
193 |
143 |
42 |
8 |
744 |
We’re from the museum next store. |
1.3005 |
0.04364 |
193 |
150 |
28 |
15 |
745 |
It's called "The lackluster contemplates the banal." |
1.3000 |
0.04284 |
190 |
146 |
31 |
13 |
746 |
This piece is called 'Framed'. |
1.3000 |
0.04235 |
180 |
136 |
34 |
10 |
747 |
Do it over and don't make my face so fat. |
1.3000 |
0.04162 |
180 |
135 |
36 |
9 |
748 |
They call this Realism it just looks like Doug. Hey, Doug come look at this. |
1.3000 |
0.04152 |
190 |
144 |
35 |
11 |
749 |
Have you seen our tour guide? |
1.3000 |
0.04084 |
190 |
143 |
37 |
10 |
750 |
I think it's realism. |
1.2995 |
0.04056 |
187 |
140 |
38 |
9 |
751 |
Neuvo Hyper Realism or Post Curatorial Bullshit? |
1.2995 |
0.04264 |
187 |
143 |
32 |
12 |
752 |
Bennett was certain the list in his hand was identical to the list in the painting. He could almost hear the painting shout "Bennett don't forget to pick up milk and eggs for pancakes." |
1.2995 |
0.04127 |
187 |
141 |
36 |
10 |
753 |
This one's called "Idiot Staring at You." |
1.2995 |
0.03762 |
187 |
136 |
46 |
5 |
754 |
Some would say this painting is too transparent. |
1.2994 |
0.04130 |
177 |
132 |
37 |
8 |
755 |
Oh yeah? Well on this side "The Twilight Zone" is in its fifty-eighth season. |
1.2994 |
0.04455 |
167 |
127 |
30 |
10 |
756 |
"So that's what they mean by 'realism!' Check out the nostril hairs! |
1.2984 |
0.03997 |
191 |
143 |
39 |
9 |
757 |
You know Ethel, He looks just like the man ahead of us in line for admission. |
1.2984 |
0.04066 |
191 |
144 |
37 |
10 |
758 |
We've been framed! |
1.2983 |
0.04142 |
181 |
136 |
36 |
9 |
759 |
We’re neo American Gothic. |
1.2983 |
0.04142 |
181 |
136 |
36 |
9 |
760 |
For some reason, it just doesn’t speak to me. |
1.2983 |
0.04067 |
181 |
135 |
38 |
8 |
761 |
According to this, it's a transparent comment on the naiveté of the sad suburban weekend aesthete. |
1.2983 |
0.04215 |
181 |
137 |
34 |
10 |
762 |
(thought bubble for man observing the frame): "I don't like the way this one speaks to me." |
1.2983 |
0.04565 |
181 |
142 |
24 |
15 |
763 |
I knew we shouldn't have taken a left at surrealism |
1.2983 |
0.04215 |
181 |
137 |
34 |
10 |
764 |
But is it...ART |
1.2979 |
0.03894 |
188 |
139 |
42 |
7 |
765 |
I know the President said he wanted to defund the National Endowment for the Arts, but I thought it was an empty threat. |
1.2979 |
0.04038 |
188 |
141 |
38 |
9 |
766 |
His eyes follow you everywhere! |
1.2979 |
0.04038 |
188 |
141 |
38 |
9 |
767 |
This one really breaks the fourth wall. |
1.2978 |
0.04186 |
178 |
134 |
35 |
9 |
768 |
Nice of you to come vist. Your mother has been worried sick. |
1.2973 |
0.04007 |
185 |
138 |
39 |
8 |
769 |
This piece is really speaking to me. |
1.2973 |
0.03857 |
185 |
136 |
43 |
6 |
770 |
Help us! We're Rockwell neighbors stuck in a Magritte painting! |
1.2971 |
0.04309 |
175 |
133 |
32 |
10 |
771 |
This ain’t Art. I know that guy. His name is Phil. |
1.2967 |
0.04195 |
182 |
138 |
34 |
10 |
772 |
This one looks like the guy from the elevator. |
1.2967 |
0.04267 |
182 |
139 |
32 |
11 |
773 |
And lastly, I don't like the looks of you. Who's the critic now? |
1.2967 |
0.04338 |
182 |
140 |
30 |
12 |
774 |
I'm going to touch this one and see what happens. |
1.2967 |
0.04267 |
182 |
139 |
32 |
11 |
775 |
You don't like paying to get in the Met? What about us, trying to get out? |
1.2967 |
0.04267 |
182 |
139 |
32 |
11 |
776 |
If you think it looks bad, you should see it from this side! |
1.2967 |
0.04338 |
182 |
140 |
30 |
12 |
777 |
Art really does imitate life. |
1.2967 |
0.04267 |
182 |
139 |
32 |
11 |
778 |
He's not very lifelike |
1.2967 |
0.04338 |
182 |
140 |
30 |
12 |
779 |
Portrait of the Artist as a Middle Aged Guy at a Museum with His Wife and Mother-in-law |
1.2967 |
0.04338 |
182 |
140 |
30 |
12 |
780 |
Is that your good side? |
1.2967 |
0.03972 |
182 |
135 |
40 |
7 |
781 |
Excuse me, we're trying to get to the gift shop. |
1.2967 |
0.04475 |
182 |
142 |
26 |
14 |
782 |
It'll be worth more when you're dead. |
1.2961 |
0.04314 |
179 |
137 |
31 |
11 |
783 |
so, who is imitating who now? |
1.2961 |
0.04090 |
179 |
134 |
37 |
8 |
784 |
I see you seeing me seeing you. |
1.2961 |
0.04241 |
179 |
136 |
33 |
10 |
785 |
I think someone is trying to frame us. |
1.2961 |
0.04314 |
179 |
137 |
31 |
11 |
786 |
It's weird how the eyes seem to follow you around the room, isn't it? |
1.2957 |
0.04061 |
186 |
140 |
37 |
9 |
787 |
Can he see us, too? |
1.2957 |
0.03840 |
186 |
137 |
43 |
6 |
788 |
'Could you tell us what's on the title card?' |
1.2955 |
0.03891 |
176 |
129 |
42 |
5 |
789 |
You looking at me, looking at you, looking at me? |
1.2955 |
0.04055 |
176 |
131 |
38 |
7 |
790 |
...so we got nothing to do with why the painting's gone. We've been framed! |
1.2955 |
0.03807 |
176 |
128 |
44 |
4 |
791 |
which side you're on depends on how you frame it. |
1.2955 |
0.04363 |
176 |
135 |
30 |
11 |
792 |
I think he's too one dimensional. |
1.2955 |
0.04055 |
176 |
131 |
38 |
7 |
793 |
Is it me or are we missing something? |
1.2955 |
0.04212 |
176 |
133 |
34 |
9 |
794 |
We should have gone with the zoo membership. |
1.2955 |
0.04134 |
176 |
132 |
36 |
8 |
795 |
No, we are not people. We are a painting of people. |
1.2955 |
0.04212 |
176 |
133 |
34 |
9 |
796 |
Last, but not least, call your mother. |
1.2955 |
0.04055 |
176 |
131 |
38 |
7 |
797 |
Reality TV is bad enough, how did I let you drag me to Reality Art?? |
1.2955 |
0.03891 |
176 |
129 |
42 |
5 |
798 |
It's a matter of perspective. |
1.2955 |
0.04134 |
176 |
132 |
36 |
8 |
799 |
Claude Duchamp. The Duke of Snobs. Flesh on bone. 1955. |
1.2955 |
0.04212 |
176 |
133 |
34 |
9 |
800 |
Excuse me, could you direct us to the realism exhibit? |
1.2951 |
0.04175 |
183 |
139 |
34 |
10 |
801 |
Well, buddy ... Art USED to be a window into life. But since Trump cut funding the arts, what we got here now is a hole in the museum wall. That's life. |
1.2951 |
0.04029 |
183 |
137 |
38 |
8 |
802 |
Think he knows he's being framed? |
1.2944 |
0.04071 |
180 |
135 |
37 |
8 |
803 |
I feel like I could reach out and touch it! |
1.2944 |
0.04221 |
180 |
137 |
33 |
10 |
804 |
It’s from Picasso’s ‘Hole in The Wall’ period. |
1.2944 |
0.04221 |
180 |
137 |
33 |
10 |
805 |
As you can see, Subject 27 continues to feign artistic appreciation even though he can clearly see us observing him here. |
1.2944 |
0.04505 |
180 |
141 |
25 |
14 |
806 |
No matter where you walk we'll be staring at you. |
1.2944 |
0.03994 |
180 |
134 |
39 |
7 |
807 |
Oh, yeah? You ain’t so much to look at yourself. |
1.2944 |
0.04146 |
180 |
136 |
35 |
9 |
808 |
And you don't look like a Rembrandt either, pal. |
1.2944 |
0.03994 |
180 |
134 |
39 |
7 |
809 |
It says here it’s a ‘perspective on the human condition’. What does your’s say, Bud? |
1.2944 |
0.04293 |
180 |
138 |
31 |
11 |
810 |
I am telling you we were framed. |
1.2944 |
0.04071 |
180 |
135 |
37 |
8 |
811 |
'Man, wife, and sister-in-law looking for seats.' Oil on Canvas |
1.2944 |
0.04221 |
180 |
137 |
33 |
10 |
812 |
Does this frame make me look flat? |
1.2944 |
0.04365 |
180 |
139 |
29 |
12 |
813 |
Two Picasso specials, a Monet with no mayo, and three Kiddie Dalis. |
1.2944 |
0.04505 |
180 |
141 |
25 |
14 |
814 |
No matter where I look, his eyes are following me! |
1.2944 |
0.04146 |
180 |
136 |
35 |
9 |
815 |
Do you know where we can find the exit to the virtual reality exhibit? |
1.2944 |
0.04221 |
180 |
137 |
33 |
10 |
816 |
Wow! I could swear his eyes are following me. |
1.2944 |
0.04071 |
180 |
135 |
37 |
8 |
817 |
James, your alcoholism has affected me in the following ways... |
1.2944 |
0.04146 |
180 |
136 |
35 |
9 |
818 |
This is from his people-will-buy-anything-if-it-has-a-nice-frame period |
1.2944 |
0.04221 |
180 |
137 |
33 |
10 |
819 |
I'm tellin' ya, his eyes look like they're followin' me! |
1.2944 |
0.04146 |
180 |
136 |
35 |
9 |
820 |
Sorry, you’re not in the picture anymore. |
1.2944 |
0.04221 |
180 |
137 |
33 |
10 |
821 |
Life imitating Life. |
1.2938 |
0.03955 |
177 |
131 |
40 |
6 |
822 |
We’d be Happy to invite you in to meet Alice, the Queen of Hearts, the Mad Hatter and all of the others, but none of us can remember the damn password. |
1.2935 |
0.04296 |
184 |
142 |
30 |
12 |
823 |
It’s a window, Buddy. |
1.2931 |
0.04158 |
174 |
131 |
35 |
8 |
824 |
One of us has been framed! |
1.2928 |
0.03653 |
181 |
131 |
47 |
3 |
825 |
My exhibit guide calls this "Solitary Man". What does yours say? |
1.2928 |
0.04200 |
181 |
138 |
33 |
10 |
826 |
Yes, we’re an interactive piece, but quite frankly, I’m just not seeing you make the effort here. |
1.2928 |
0.04344 |
181 |
140 |
29 |
12 |
827 |
Art! Art! Is that Art? |
1.2924 |
0.04037 |
171 |
127 |
38 |
6 |
828 |
He must be Art. |
1.2921 |
0.04393 |
178 |
138 |
28 |
12 |
829 |
And this one, Marge, is a Picasso called, "Bill Gates holding a Word Document." |
1.2921 |
0.03510 |
178 |
127 |
50 |
1 |
830 |
Do you ever get the feeling that Bill Gates is observing you through a one-way mirror? |
1.2921 |
0.04171 |
178 |
135 |
34 |
9 |
831 |
It’s from his open concept period. |
1.2921 |
0.04393 |
178 |
138 |
28 |
12 |
832 |
At least they're making modern art more transparent! |
1.2912 |
0.04107 |
182 |
138 |
35 |
9 |
833 |
Tell the curator his imagination stinks. |
1.2907 |
0.04101 |
172 |
129 |
36 |
7 |
834 |
Muriel! Betsy! We've been framed! |
1.2907 |
0.03755 |
172 |
125 |
44 |
3 |
835 |
I feel like I could reach out and touch it! |
1.2907 |
0.04101 |
172 |
129 |
36 |
7 |
836 |
Do not follow the White Rabbit! |
1.2907 |
0.04017 |
172 |
128 |
38 |
6 |
837 |
meh. too lifeless and pale. |
1.2907 |
0.04101 |
172 |
129 |
36 |
7 |
838 |
This looks a lot like the painting we saw on the other side of this wall. |
1.2907 |
0.04183 |
172 |
130 |
34 |
8 |
839 |
I don't know, Betty. IS that Art? |
1.2905 |
0.03997 |
179 |
134 |
38 |
7 |
840 |
It's a picture window. dummy! |
1.2899 |
0.04230 |
169 |
128 |
33 |
8 |
841 |
I don't know if this is "life imitating art" or "art imitating life." |
1.2899 |
0.04472 |
169 |
131 |
27 |
11 |
842 |
The longer I look at it, the less I understand it. |
1.2898 |
0.04495 |
176 |
138 |
25 |
13 |
843 |
We were just wondering if you could give us the directions to reality? |
1.2898 |
0.04272 |
176 |
135 |
31 |
10 |
844 |
I find this piece moving. |
1.2890 |
0.04162 |
173 |
131 |
34 |
8 |
845 |
No, this is 'American Museum Patron.' 'American Gothic' is two frames over. |
1.2890 |
0.04162 |
173 |
131 |
34 |
8 |
846 |
How'd we get separated in the parking lot? |
1.2890 |
0.04398 |
173 |
134 |
28 |
11 |
847 |
Two Rauschenbergs and super size me. |
1.2890 |
0.03456 |
173 |
123 |
50 |
0 |
848 |
Can YOU tell us how to find the bathroom? |
1.2890 |
0.04321 |
173 |
133 |
30 |
10 |
849 |
Life imitating Art Finklebaum. |
1.2890 |
0.04321 |
173 |
133 |
30 |
10 |
850 |
The eyes seem to follow you. |
1.2890 |
0.04242 |
173 |
132 |
32 |
9 |
851 |
I like her portrayal of the grim universality of Man's apotheosis—and use of negative space. |
1.2890 |
0.04081 |
173 |
130 |
36 |
7 |
852 |
Well, I know what I like, and I don't like this. |
1.2890 |
0.04081 |
173 |
130 |
36 |
7 |
853 |
Art is not what you see, it's what you make others see. - Degas |
1.2890 |
0.04242 |
173 |
132 |
32 |
9 |
854 |
Would you like that for here or to Gogh? |
1.2890 |
0.04321 |
173 |
133 |
30 |
10 |
855 |
It says this one is called, "wall under construction". |
1.2890 |
0.04474 |
173 |
135 |
26 |
12 |
856 |
I’ll never look at Art the same way again. |
1.2890 |
0.04242 |
173 |
132 |
32 |
9 |
857 |
I like the use of open space. |
1.2890 |
0.04162 |
173 |
131 |
34 |
8 |
858 |
We also demand scenery. |
1.2890 |
0.04242 |
173 |
132 |
32 |
9 |
859 |
What are you looking at? |
1.2882 |
0.04039 |
170 |
127 |
37 |
6 |
860 |
It says it's Whistler's son. |
1.2882 |
0.04527 |
170 |
133 |
25 |
12 |
861 |
The subject is pedestrian; the execution, transparent. |
1.2882 |
0.04208 |
170 |
129 |
33 |
8 |
862 |
I hope this isn't what they meant by 'an exciting new opening.' |
1.2882 |
0.04039 |
170 |
127 |
37 |
6 |
863 |
Trust me, it looks better from your side. |
1.2874 |
0.03993 |
167 |
124 |
38 |
5 |
864 |
I don’t know...seems a little representational |
1.2874 |
0.03993 |
167 |
124 |
38 |
5 |
865 |
Now this is what I call realism! |
1.2874 |
0.04256 |
167 |
127 |
32 |
8 |
866 |
Check this out. It’s one of those two-way portraits. |
1.2874 |
0.03513 |
167 |
119 |
48 |
0 |
867 |
It's called 'The Pane of Real Life.' |
1.2874 |
0.03808 |
167 |
122 |
42 |
3 |
868 |
Here is a list of our demands. |
1.2874 |
0.04082 |
167 |
125 |
36 |
6 |
869 |
But is he art? |
1.2874 |
0.04170 |
167 |
126 |
34 |
7 |
870 |
It says this one is from the middle ages. |
1.2874 |
0.04256 |
167 |
127 |
32 |
8 |
871 |
I'm not fooled by this Hyper Realism trash -I can see straight through it. |
1.2874 |
0.04339 |
167 |
128 |
30 |
9 |
872 |
We've been framed! |
1.2874 |
0.03628 |
174 |
126 |
46 |
2 |
873 |
I KNEW you were scheming to frame me, Dillard. |
1.2874 |
0.04451 |
174 |
136 |
26 |
12 |
874 |
Says here this is called 'Painting Removed for Restoration', by someone called 'MOMA'. |
1.2874 |
0.04061 |
174 |
131 |
36 |
7 |
875 |
I prefer the aquarium. |
1.2874 |
0.04142 |
174 |
132 |
34 |
8 |
876 |
Still life? |
1.2874 |
0.03807 |
174 |
128 |
42 |
4 |
877 |
Dorian Gray got away. |
1.2874 |
0.04299 |
174 |
134 |
30 |
10 |
878 |
This must be one of those you like better the further away you get from it. |
1.2874 |
0.04221 |
174 |
133 |
32 |
9 |
879 |
So what's YOUR title? |
1.2874 |
0.04299 |
174 |
134 |
30 |
10 |
880 |
Sure art reflects life. Just not your life. |
1.2874 |
0.04221 |
174 |
133 |
32 |
9 |
881 |
Back away, mister. Our paradox is safer than yours. |
1.2874 |
0.04299 |
174 |
134 |
30 |
10 |
882 |
Great. Another mirror I don't understand. |
1.2874 |
0.04142 |
174 |
132 |
34 |
8 |
883 |
So lifelike, but so boring. |
1.2874 |
0.03893 |
174 |
129 |
40 |
5 |
884 |
The funds for actual art have been discontinued. We are here to explain to you what you're vision is. |
1.2874 |
0.04221 |
174 |
133 |
32 |
9 |
885 |
Looks like cotton, buttons, zipper, skin on bones, 1961. |
1.2874 |
0.04142 |
174 |
132 |
34 |
8 |
886 |
I guess they call this blank expressionism |
1.2874 |
0.04376 |
174 |
135 |
28 |
11 |
887 |
So when were you planning to write to your mother? |
1.2874 |
0.04451 |
174 |
136 |
26 |
12 |
888 |
This one needs a little restoration. |
1.2866 |
0.04304 |
164 |
125 |
31 |
8 |
889 |
I guess this is the entrance to the Through-The-Looking-Glass Section. |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
890 |
Bet they don't have this one in the gift shop! |
1.2865 |
0.04268 |
171 |
131 |
31 |
9 |
891 |
It really doesn't speak to me. |
1.2865 |
0.04268 |
171 |
131 |
31 |
9 |
892 |
Notice how the eyes appear to follow you. |
1.2865 |
0.04348 |
171 |
132 |
29 |
10 |
893 |
''Frame 15. Hole in wall. Real life. |
1.2865 |
0.03844 |
171 |
126 |
41 |
4 |
894 |
We can't find the exit. |
1.2865 |
0.04579 |
171 |
135 |
23 |
13 |
895 |
Look, Helen. It's as if this one's staring right back. |
1.2865 |
0.04426 |
171 |
133 |
27 |
11 |
896 |
This one's apparently called 'Unfulfilled Potential.' |
1.2865 |
0.03754 |
171 |
125 |
43 |
3 |
897 |
His eyes are following me! |
1.2865 |
0.04426 |
171 |
133 |
27 |
11 |
898 |
This one is titled: 'There, But For The Grace of God, Go I'. |
1.2865 |
0.04104 |
171 |
129 |
35 |
7 |
899 |
Hi, Bob. I didn't know you were into art. |
1.2865 |
0.04019 |
171 |
128 |
37 |
6 |
900 |
Real art speaks to you. |
1.2865 |
0.04019 |
171 |
128 |
37 |
6 |
901 |
A man named Kandinsky is holding us hostage for a real oil painting. |
1.2865 |
0.04268 |
171 |
131 |
31 |
9 |
902 |
I was framed, I tell ya’! |
1.2865 |
0.04187 |
171 |
130 |
33 |
8 |
903 |
According to the program, it's an Interactive Art Display. I say it's a window. |
1.2865 |
0.04104 |
171 |
129 |
35 |
7 |
904 |
The catalogue says it symbolizes "a window into our soul", yet all I see is Fred Johnson. |
1.2865 |
0.04019 |
171 |
128 |
37 |
6 |
905 |
We're here for the "Birth of Venus" recreation and yes... we'll do nudity. |
1.2865 |
0.04579 |
171 |
135 |
23 |
13 |
906 |
Exhibitionist! |
1.2857 |
0.03783 |
161 |
117 |
42 |
2 |
907 |
Yeah, so it's part of the 'Welcome to New York' exhibit-what's it to ya? |
1.2857 |
0.04428 |
175 |
137 |
26 |
12 |
908 |
I was thinking "Alice in Wonderland" but this really is just looking through glass....... |
1.2849 |
0.04404 |
172 |
134 |
27 |
11 |
909 |
Of course we think we have been framed!! |
1.2849 |
0.04083 |
172 |
130 |
35 |
7 |
910 |
Is this the way to Hogwarts? |
1.2849 |
0.04166 |
172 |
131 |
33 |
8 |
911 |
I guess art does imitate life. |
1.2848 |
0.03921 |
165 |
122 |
39 |
4 |
912 |
The Complainers Pre-Twitter, 2018, Oil on canvas, 28 in x 36 in, 20 Bitcoin |
1.2848 |
0.04195 |
165 |
125 |
33 |
7 |
913 |
It says here the title is, "Ceci n'est pas une peinture." |
1.2848 |
0.04367 |
165 |
127 |
29 |
9 |
914 |
This is a window buddy, and you're no work of art either. |
1.2848 |
0.04106 |
165 |
124 |
35 |
6 |
915 |
I have a strange feeling that we are the performance art. |
1.2840 |
0.04456 |
169 |
132 |
26 |
11 |
916 |
Now do you believe me about a parallel universe! |
1.2840 |
0.04295 |
169 |
130 |
30 |
9 |
917 |
No, no. WE are the museum visitors, and YOU are in the painting. |
1.2840 |
0.04419 |
162 |
125 |
28 |
9 |
918 |
Based on the high forehead, I would say this is from his Bald Period. |
1.2840 |
0.04057 |
162 |
121 |
36 |
5 |
919 |
They say this one's really moving. |
1.2840 |
0.03763 |
162 |
118 |
42 |
2 |
920 |
This is more than just art. It's Art Saperstein. |
1.2831 |
0.04344 |
166 |
128 |
29 |
9 |
921 |
It says here that it's called "Another Dimension". |
1.2831 |
0.03994 |
166 |
124 |
37 |
5 |
922 |
Virtual reality is amazing but how do we get back? |
1.2822 |
0.04036 |
163 |
122 |
36 |
5 |
923 |
Why does it always seem like their eyes follow you? |
1.2822 |
0.04565 |
163 |
128 |
24 |
11 |
924 |
It's says the man you see here, along with us, are in the most difficult cartoon to caption this year. |
1.2822 |
0.04565 |
163 |
128 |
24 |
11 |
925 |
Seriously, don't touch the art. |
1.2814 |
0.04237 |
167 |
128 |
31 |
8 |
926 |
We are art; we are meant to provoke! |
1.2812 |
0.04449 |
160 |
124 |
27 |
9 |
927 |
Our $25 allows us to BE the art, Mr. Pay-What-You-Wish. |
1.2812 |
0.04268 |
160 |
122 |
31 |
7 |
928 |
Jewish-American Gothic" "...and you didn't call home this week, and Aunt Sarah says you didn't call on her birthday... |
1.2812 |
0.04359 |
160 |
123 |
29 |
8 |
929 |
Well now, that is in fact, Art. |
1.2812 |
0.04536 |
160 |
125 |
25 |
10 |
930 |
Are you the art or are we the art? |
1.2812 |
0.04175 |
160 |
121 |
33 |
6 |
931 |
This more recent work presumably completes the artist's series on the male gender's inexorable decline into grotesque irrelevance. |
1.2812 |
0.04449 |
160 |
124 |
27 |
9 |
932 |
You, sir, have a face for Cubism. |
1.2812 |
0.04175 |
160 |
121 |
33 |
6 |
933 |
I don't think this 'living art' concept is working for me. |
1.2812 |
0.04268 |
160 |
122 |
31 |
7 |
934 |
Hello from the other side |
1.2812 |
0.04536 |
160 |
125 |
25 |
10 |
935 |
It says, "Viewer Dumbstruck, National Gallery." |
1.2812 |
0.04359 |
160 |
123 |
29 |
8 |
936 |
We should have gone to the Met, not the Meta. |
1.2812 |
0.04449 |
160 |
124 |
27 |
9 |
937 |
We're just looking for the restroom. |
1.2812 |
0.04536 |
160 |
125 |
25 |
10 |
938 |
PSST...IT'S US...IN THE MIRROR...YOUR MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. |
1.2812 |
0.04449 |
160 |
124 |
27 |
9 |
939 |
I'm looking for Alice. |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
940 |
So I am going to ask once more, "Does art imitate reality or does reality imitate art?" |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
941 |
I don't see myself in this one... |
1.2805 |
0.04622 |
164 |
130 |
22 |
12 |
942 |
You never visit anymore, so here we are Mr. Art Degree! |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
943 |
Make American Gothic Again |
1.2805 |
0.03725 |
164 |
120 |
42 |
2 |
944 |
Apparently this is his first solo show. |
1.2805 |
0.04197 |
164 |
125 |
32 |
7 |
945 |
Who’re you calling derivative, pal? |
1.2805 |
0.04015 |
164 |
123 |
36 |
5 |
946 |
Everybody's a critic. |
1.2805 |
0.04107 |
164 |
124 |
34 |
6 |
947 |
It’s almost like he’s looking right at us. |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
948 |
To hear the painting press 123 on your headset |
1.2805 |
0.04622 |
164 |
130 |
22 |
12 |
949 |
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the real one after all? |
1.2805 |
0.04107 |
164 |
124 |
34 |
6 |
950 |
It's contemporart art: you see me through your frame, and I see you through mine. |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
951 |
This is the fourth wall? It's worse than the first three. |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
952 |
It's our son the MFA! |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
953 |
Geez- even I could have drawn this guy. |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
954 |
Art? I'm not Art! |
1.2805 |
0.04197 |
164 |
125 |
32 |
7 |
955 |
No, we're not for sale. |
1.2805 |
0.03824 |
164 |
121 |
40 |
3 |
956 |
"Art Opening" is supposed to mean free wine and cheese! |
1.2805 |
0.04107 |
164 |
124 |
34 |
6 |
957 |
Fake News is bad, Fake Art is worse. |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
958 |
It's called 'Peeping Tom'. |
1.2805 |
0.04457 |
164 |
128 |
26 |
10 |
959 |
You wanted realism, didn't you? |
1.2805 |
0.04457 |
164 |
128 |
26 |
10 |
960 |
Is that you, Art? |
1.2805 |
0.04457 |
164 |
128 |
26 |
10 |
961 |
I told you to be here early for the family portrait! |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
962 |
Herb, I swear, I was framed |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
963 |
This painting is creepy. Its eyes follow me. |
1.2805 |
0.04540 |
164 |
129 |
24 |
11 |
964 |
Consider if you will a family trapped in a museum of modern art. |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
965 |
Trump's NEA budget really did make some cuts. |
1.2805 |
0.04457 |
164 |
128 |
26 |
10 |
966 |
Call security – we've been framed. |
1.2805 |
0.04015 |
164 |
123 |
36 |
5 |
967 |
Looks like a fake to me |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
968 |
Can you help us? We’ve been framed. |
1.2805 |
0.04197 |
164 |
125 |
32 |
7 |
969 |
We're a poignant statement of American Figurative Expressionism, but what are you? |
1.2805 |
0.04015 |
164 |
123 |
36 |
5 |
970 |
I find you derivitive and unstructured. |
1.2805 |
0.04197 |
164 |
125 |
32 |
7 |
971 |
What kind of hole-in-the-wall museum did you bring me to? |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
972 |
They say art imitates life, but this is ridiculous! |
1.2805 |
0.04197 |
164 |
125 |
32 |
7 |
973 |
It doesn't speak to me. |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
974 |
This one's called "Middle-aged man with lingering disappointment with the world, and bad haircut" |
1.2805 |
0.04107 |
164 |
124 |
34 |
6 |
975 |
I was expecting it to be bigger |
1.2805 |
0.04197 |
164 |
125 |
32 |
7 |
976 |
No, I'm the beholder! |
1.2805 |
0.04457 |
164 |
128 |
26 |
10 |
977 |
Hi, my name's Art. What's yours? |
1.2805 |
0.04457 |
164 |
128 |
26 |
10 |
978 |
Apparently we’re titled, “Life Imitating Art.” |
1.2805 |
0.04107 |
164 |
124 |
34 |
6 |
979 |
I'm telling you, this virtual reality is something else. |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
980 |
According to the divorce proceedings, she's been framed and you are out of the picture. |
1.2797 |
0.05100 |
143 |
115 |
16 |
12 |
981 |
We want a pizza. One we can understand. Nothing sketchy. Don't Dali around because we're short on Monet. I'm practically Baroque. |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
982 |
Which of us is of us is life imitating art? |
1.2795 |
0.04058 |
161 |
121 |
35 |
5 |
983 |
I don't get it. The title says, 'Bald obnoxious man.' |
1.2795 |
0.04596 |
161 |
127 |
23 |
11 |
984 |
If you like this two-way exhibit, perhaps you would enjoy a three way. |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
985 |
Is this the pick up window? |
1.2795 |
0.04511 |
161 |
126 |
25 |
10 |
986 |
This exhibit is called "Awkward Eye Contact". |
1.2795 |
0.04424 |
161 |
125 |
27 |
9 |
987 |
This one is not as lifelike as the others. |
1.2795 |
0.04424 |
161 |
125 |
27 |
9 |
988 |
We're in the gallery next door. |
1.2788 |
0.04433 |
165 |
129 |
26 |
10 |
989 |
Get Alice - she knows how to fix this! |
1.2788 |
0.04175 |
165 |
126 |
32 |
7 |
990 |
Are you looking at ME?! |
1.2788 |
0.04175 |
165 |
126 |
32 |
7 |
991 |
And while you’re at it, appreciate my lifelike detail, you ignorant putz. |
1.2788 |
0.04263 |
165 |
127 |
30 |
8 |
992 |
I don’t see the big picture! |
1.2788 |
0.04263 |
165 |
127 |
30 |
8 |
993 |
What do you mean this is a new window into the art world? |
1.2785 |
0.04199 |
158 |
120 |
32 |
6 |
994 |
Hey Art! |
1.2778 |
0.04571 |
162 |
128 |
23 |
11 |
995 |
We were told 'Free Entry.' Are we supposed to climb over the frame, or what? |
1.2778 |
0.04400 |
162 |
126 |
27 |
9 |
996 |
The problem with VR is it's too real. |
1.2778 |
0.04222 |
162 |
124 |
31 |
7 |
997 |
This one's called Pretentious Art Snobs. |
1.2778 |
0.04456 |
144 |
110 |
28 |
6 |
998 |
Hey! Wasn't this guy in the last painting too? |
1.2778 |
0.04400 |
162 |
126 |
27 |
9 |
999 |
Funny, we have one just like it at the office. |
1.2778 |
0.04400 |
162 |
126 |
27 |
9 |
1000 |
I guess this fourth wall is more of a window |
1.2778 |
0.04487 |
162 |
127 |
25 |
10 |
1001 |
OK but you could do an impression. |
1.2774 |
0.04148 |
155 |
117 |
33 |
5 |
1002 |
I hope the restrooms haven't any art work! |
1.2774 |
0.04441 |
155 |
120 |
27 |
8 |
1003 |
He's not there. #FakeArt |
1.2771 |
0.04572 |
166 |
132 |
22 |
12 |
1004 |
I have that shirt. |
1.2767 |
0.03880 |
159 |
118 |
38 |
3 |
1005 |
It says, "Decline of man." |
1.2763 |
0.04398 |
152 |
117 |
28 |
7 |
1006 |
The fuck YOU lookin' at? |
1.2761 |
0.04376 |
163 |
127 |
27 |
9 |
1007 |
Is this what they call art reflecting life? |
1.2756 |
0.04224 |
156 |
119 |
31 |
6 |
1008 |
Is that you, Art? |
1.2756 |
0.04416 |
156 |
121 |
27 |
8 |
1009 |
I could swear it looks like a real person. |
1.2756 |
0.03813 |
156 |
115 |
39 |
2 |
1010 |
Hmm. I thought there'd be more "there" there. |
1.2756 |
0.04125 |
156 |
118 |
33 |
5 |
1011 |
Art? I think we've been framed! |
1.2756 |
0.04024 |
156 |
117 |
35 |
4 |
1012 |
It’s called feedback art - we tell what we think of you. |
1.2756 |
0.04224 |
156 |
119 |
31 |
6 |
1013 |
Didn't we see this one already? |
1.2750 |
0.04517 |
160 |
126 |
24 |
10 |
1014 |
Francene, come and look at the schnozz on this painting! |
1.2750 |
0.04154 |
160 |
122 |
32 |
6 |
1015 |
Reality TV wasn't bad enough? |
1.2750 |
0.04339 |
160 |
124 |
28 |
8 |
1016 |
"This one's titled 'Two Way Mirror'". |
1.2750 |
0.04248 |
160 |
123 |
30 |
7 |
1017 |
We misunderstood what they meant by “installation.” |
1.2750 |
0.04429 |
160 |
125 |
26 |
9 |
1018 |
I love the transparency of this one. |
1.2750 |
0.04248 |
160 |
123 |
30 |
7 |
1019 |
Oh Yeah!! Well you're no van Gogh either, buddy! |
1.2750 |
0.03960 |
160 |
120 |
36 |
4 |
1020 |
Aw, crap. It's Art. |
1.2745 |
0.04470 |
153 |
119 |
26 |
8 |
1021 |
This still life feels a bit transparent. |
1.2745 |
0.03960 |
153 |
114 |
36 |
3 |
1022 |
We're on loan from Hogwarts. |
1.2745 |
0.04373 |
153 |
118 |
28 |
7 |
1023 |
His eyes follow you as you move around the room. |
1.2745 |
0.04067 |
153 |
115 |
34 |
4 |
1024 |
Whistler's wife and in-laws |
1.2745 |
0.04172 |
153 |
116 |
32 |
5 |
1025 |
Can you please move out of the way? You're blocking our view of an art gallery. |
1.2745 |
0.04373 |
153 |
118 |
28 |
7 |
1026 |
It’s true, the other side isn’t greener! |
1.2739 |
0.04297 |
157 |
121 |
29 |
7 |
1027 |
Stop staring at us buddy,and buy it already . |
1.2739 |
0.04201 |
157 |
120 |
31 |
6 |
1028 |
No, I'm not Pop, Art. |
1.2739 |
0.04297 |
157 |
121 |
29 |
7 |
1029 |
Come look at this! It's the boring man in his natural habitat ! |
1.2739 |
0.04297 |
157 |
121 |
29 |
7 |
1030 |
It’s art imitating Skype. |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
1031 |
This one is titled, "loneliness." |
1.2739 |
0.04002 |
157 |
118 |
35 |
4 |
1032 |
Wow, I thought that farmer and wife painting was realistic. |
1.2739 |
0.03683 |
157 |
115 |
41 |
1 |
1033 |
Very skillful rendering of uninspiring subject. |
1.2739 |
0.04391 |
157 |
122 |
27 |
8 |
1034 |
It all depends on your perspective. |
1.2739 |
0.04297 |
157 |
121 |
29 |
7 |
1035 |
This picture is labeled "The Twilight Zone". |
1.2739 |
0.04002 |
157 |
118 |
35 |
4 |
1036 |
This isn’t art, it’s Artie. |
1.2739 |
0.04662 |
157 |
125 |
21 |
11 |
1037 |
So we're "Country Bumpkins"? Well, our placard says, "Coastal Elite." |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
1038 |
Wow! Look how his eyes follow us when we move! |
1.2739 |
0.04391 |
157 |
122 |
27 |
8 |
1039 |
Shhhh. We were told Trump would never think of looking for Syrian refugees here... |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
1040 |
In this series, entitled "Reflections of my In-Laws", the artist captures the essence of his father-in-law in this piece "Who would buy this crap" |
1.2739 |
0.04834 |
157 |
127 |
17 |
13 |
1041 |
It says here that this is the middle aged New Yorker's natural habitat. |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
1042 |
And this one is called confused man |
1.2739 |
0.04391 |
157 |
122 |
27 |
8 |
1043 |
WHICH WAY IS OUT ? |
1.2739 |
0.04297 |
157 |
121 |
29 |
7 |
1044 |
We will have three combo #4's with a diet coke, light on the ice. |
1.2739 |
0.04201 |
157 |
120 |
31 |
6 |
1045 |
Wow, that's an amazing painting of Ralph Schmidlap ! |
1.2739 |
0.04103 |
157 |
119 |
33 |
5 |
1046 |
We are impressionist. Who do you want to hear? |
1.2739 |
0.04391 |
157 |
122 |
27 |
8 |
1047 |
Help . . . MOMA is trying to frame us! |
1.2733 |
0.04624 |
150 |
118 |
23 |
9 |
1048 |
Photorealism has reached a whole new level. |
1.2733 |
0.04225 |
161 |
124 |
30 |
7 |
1049 |
His eyes really do follow you wherever you move. |
1.2733 |
0.04225 |
161 |
124 |
30 |
7 |
1050 |
Hmmm...this piece is titled “Life imitates life.” |
1.2733 |
0.04316 |
161 |
125 |
28 |
8 |
1051 |
Do you think he can hear us? |
1.2733 |
0.04316 |
161 |
125 |
28 |
8 |
1052 |
What do you see? A man looking at us looking at him. |
1.2733 |
0.04405 |
161 |
126 |
26 |
9 |
1053 |
From your point of view, I can see you don't get the whole picture. |
1.2733 |
0.04316 |
161 |
125 |
28 |
8 |
1054 |
It's not very realistic . |
1.2727 |
0.04347 |
143 |
109 |
29 |
5 |
1055 |
We were framed, I tell you. |
1.2727 |
0.04445 |
154 |
120 |
26 |
8 |
1056 |
...the work spoke to him |
1.2727 |
0.04445 |
154 |
120 |
26 |
8 |
1057 |
Well... MISTER Woody Allen... we think your pictures are stupid too. |
1.2727 |
0.04539 |
154 |
121 |
24 |
9 |
1058 |
You again! |
1.2727 |
0.04722 |
154 |
123 |
20 |
11 |
1059 |
I think you're taking Minimalism too far. |
1.2727 |
0.04445 |
154 |
120 |
26 |
8 |
1060 |
Harry Potter sent us to remind you to call your mother each week |
1.2727 |
0.04348 |
154 |
119 |
28 |
7 |
1061 |
What’s wrong, you gotta problem with Realism? |
1.2727 |
0.04249 |
154 |
118 |
30 |
6 |
1062 |
Hey buddy - if art imitates life, you should get out more! |
1.2727 |
0.04539 |
154 |
121 |
24 |
9 |
1063 |
This one definitely looks better when viewed from a distance. |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
1064 |
The artist perfectly captured her subject's look of disappointment. |
1.2722 |
0.03552 |
158 |
115 |
43 |
0 |
1065 |
But we have the platinum back stage pass. |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
1066 |
Hmm... Anonymous American man in plaid shirt with family at the ballot, 2016. Watercolor 73.7 cm × 92.1 cm (29 in × 36¼ in) |
1.2722 |
0.03980 |
158 |
119 |
35 |
4 |
1067 |
Chiaroscuro or trompe l'oeil? |
1.2722 |
0.04273 |
158 |
122 |
29 |
7 |
1068 |
We should've left right away, when we started hearing that dee dee dee dee Twilight Zone music! |
1.2722 |
0.04273 |
158 |
122 |
29 |
7 |
1069 |
Hi do you know Sam Pirandello? We are three characters in search of the painter. |
1.2722 |
0.04721 |
158 |
127 |
19 |
12 |
1070 |
Outsider! |
1.2722 |
0.04273 |
158 |
122 |
29 |
7 |
1071 |
He looks like he is staring back at us. |
1.2715 |
0.04597 |
151 |
119 |
23 |
9 |
1072 |
He looks so realistic. |
1.2715 |
0.03979 |
151 |
113 |
35 |
3 |
1073 |
It's so realistic, just like we're actually there. |
1.2710 |
0.04513 |
155 |
122 |
24 |
9 |
1074 |
We're the latest in performance art. |
1.2710 |
0.04323 |
155 |
120 |
28 |
7 |
1075 |
Well, it doesn't look like much from this side either! |
1.2710 |
0.04513 |
155 |
122 |
24 |
9 |
1076 |
Is this the tour "Going behind the Scenes"? |
1.2710 |
0.04125 |
155 |
118 |
32 |
5 |
1077 |
We're Whistler's neighbors. His mother will be along in a few minutes. |
1.2710 |
0.04323 |
155 |
120 |
28 |
7 |
1078 |
It’s the same on this side—lousy museum hours and terrible shows! |
1.2710 |
0.04419 |
155 |
121 |
26 |
8 |
1079 |
...And from this angle, it looks like his wife is never going to turn up. |
1.2710 |
0.04419 |
155 |
121 |
26 |
8 |
1080 |
We're looking for an interactive exhibit |
1.2710 |
0.04125 |
155 |
118 |
32 |
5 |
1081 |
No, you're on the wrong side! |
1.2710 |
0.04513 |
155 |
122 |
24 |
9 |
1082 |
Hey buddy, I wouldn't call you a work of art, either! |
1.2710 |
0.04323 |
155 |
120 |
28 |
7 |
1083 |
So lifelike, yet not very imaginative. |
1.2710 |
0.04225 |
155 |
119 |
30 |
6 |
1084 |
Yeah, well, you ain’t no ‘Grand Master’ either. |
1.2710 |
0.04323 |
155 |
120 |
28 |
7 |
1085 |
Our list of grievances include: 1. We need indoor plumbing 2. We want the lights off at night so we can sleep 3. We don't want to be stared at 4. Let's talk |
1.2710 |
0.04419 |
155 |
121 |
26 |
8 |
1086 |
This one’s called “Man in Art Museum” |
1.2710 |
0.04323 |
155 |
120 |
28 |
7 |
1087 |
It's so realistic! |
1.2710 |
0.04225 |
155 |
119 |
30 |
6 |
1088 |
This isn't art. It's just Larry! |
1.2710 |
0.04784 |
155 |
125 |
18 |
12 |
1089 |
It's eyes really do follow you. |
1.2710 |
0.04419 |
155 |
121 |
26 |
8 |
1090 |
Artist unknown. If it were me, I wouldn't take credit for it either. |
1.2710 |
0.04784 |
155 |
125 |
18 |
12 |
1091 |
Some artists insist on having it both ways. |
1.2710 |
0.04323 |
155 |
120 |
28 |
7 |
1092 |
It just seems so lazy and derivative of numerous other works. |
1.2710 |
0.04225 |
155 |
119 |
30 |
6 |
1093 |
We were framed! |
1.2710 |
0.04125 |
155 |
118 |
32 |
5 |
1094 |
Can you tell us where the entrance is? |
1.2710 |
0.04605 |
155 |
123 |
22 |
10 |
1095 |
I just don't get this new realism. |
1.2710 |
0.03917 |
155 |
116 |
36 |
3 |
1096 |
Our attorney says we were framed! |
1.2710 |
0.04419 |
155 |
121 |
26 |
8 |
1097 |
This artwork is titled "Everyone's A Critic." |
1.2710 |
0.04419 |
155 |
121 |
26 |
8 |
1098 |
This isn't art. It's just Larry! |
1.2710 |
0.04125 |
155 |
118 |
32 |
5 |
1099 |
Apparently, when they say "suggested donation," they're not kidding. |
1.2710 |
0.04125 |
155 |
118 |
32 |
5 |
1100 |
It's Art! -- but really it's just a hole in the wall. |
1.2710 |
0.04323 |
155 |
120 |
28 |
7 |
1101 |
I still say it could be more life-like |
1.2710 |
0.04125 |
155 |
118 |
32 |
5 |
1102 |
Can you tell us how to get to the Monet's ? |
1.2704 |
0.04342 |
159 |
124 |
27 |
8 |
1103 |
Do you know where we can find the surrealists? |
1.2703 |
0.04244 |
148 |
113 |
30 |
5 |
1104 |
Watch it. We all took selfies and ended up hanging in here.... |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
1105 |
It lacks a human element. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
1106 |
It says this splotchy one looks lifelike if you step back and squint. |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
1107 |
Upon reflection, let's go home. |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
1108 |
It has to be a painting, dear. A classy museum wouldn't charge us such a steep admission just to look through a hole in the wall. |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
1109 |
It appears that we have stepped through the looking glass. |
1.2692 |
0.04202 |
156 |
120 |
30 |
6 |
1110 |
do you validate? |
1.2690 |
0.04617 |
145 |
114 |
23 |
8 |
1111 |
Get in here this is supposed to be a happy family portrait |
1.2685 |
0.04326 |
149 |
115 |
28 |
6 |
1112 |
"It says here it was done during his "Transparancy Peroid ". |
1.2685 |
0.04111 |
149 |
113 |
32 |
4 |
1113 |
Wait, what did your ticket say? |
1.2685 |
0.04429 |
149 |
116 |
26 |
7 |
1114 |
When Art imitates Life. |
1.2685 |
0.03999 |
149 |
112 |
34 |
3 |
1115 |
I feel like he's looking right at me! |
1.2685 |
0.04429 |
149 |
116 |
26 |
7 |
1116 |
It seems like his eyes are following you around the room. |
1.2685 |
0.04111 |
149 |
113 |
32 |
4 |
1117 |
This totally challenges my point of view. |
1.2680 |
0.04250 |
153 |
118 |
29 |
6 |
1118 |
Help! They've captured our essence! |
1.2680 |
0.04544 |
153 |
121 |
23 |
9 |
1119 |
Make up your mind! What side are you on? |
1.2680 |
0.04448 |
153 |
120 |
25 |
8 |
1120 |
I'm Art! Who are you? |
1.2680 |
0.04448 |
153 |
120 |
25 |
8 |
1121 |
Window to the soul, my ass! |
1.2680 |
0.04448 |
153 |
120 |
25 |
8 |
1122 |
Me watching you watching me watching you... |
1.2680 |
0.04350 |
153 |
119 |
27 |
7 |
1123 |
Are you "a tortured portrait of people lost in the burgeoning light of The New Communism" or are we? |
1.2680 |
0.04448 |
153 |
120 |
25 |
8 |
1124 |
Quit messing with the audio tour, and get back on our side |
1.2680 |
0.04544 |
153 |
121 |
23 |
9 |
1125 |
I tell you we were framed! |
1.2671 |
0.04485 |
146 |
114 |
25 |
7 |
1126 |
No — *you're* the exhibit. |
1.2671 |
0.04269 |
146 |
112 |
29 |
5 |
1127 |
Help, we’ve been framed! |
1.2671 |
0.04269 |
146 |
112 |
29 |
5 |
1128 |
We’re a portrait of how come you don’t call your mother? |
1.2667 |
0.04403 |
150 |
117 |
26 |
7 |
1129 |
He doesn't look like he's screaming. |
1.2667 |
0.03744 |
150 |
111 |
38 |
1 |
1130 |
We'd like three Bruegels and a French frieze. |
1.2667 |
0.04300 |
150 |
116 |
28 |
6 |
1131 |
Are they trying to frame us? |
1.2667 |
0.04403 |
150 |
117 |
26 |
7 |
1132 |
The title is 'THEM' on this side, as well. |
1.2667 |
0.04504 |
150 |
118 |
24 |
8 |
1133 |
Jack you are on the wrong side of things as usual! |
1.2667 |
0.04792 |
150 |
121 |
18 |
11 |
1134 |
Apparently, somebody stole the painting entitled "Losers Gawking". |
1.2667 |
0.04504 |
150 |
118 |
24 |
8 |
1135 |
His eyes seem to follow me across the room. They also seem to blink. |
1.2667 |
0.04504 |
150 |
118 |
24 |
8 |
1136 |
I tell you, we've been framed! |
1.2667 |
0.03623 |
150 |
110 |
40 |
0 |
1137 |
Well, I find you derivative, too! |
1.2667 |
0.04403 |
150 |
117 |
26 |
7 |
1138 |
No, I thought we were at Ikea. |
1.2662 |
0.04517 |
154 |
122 |
23 |
9 |
1139 |
I agree that his eyes follow you like Mona Lisa's, but any comparison to Da Vinci ends there. |
1.2662 |
0.04226 |
154 |
119 |
29 |
6 |
1140 |
This time the realists have gone too far! |
1.2653 |
0.04561 |
147 |
116 |
23 |
8 |
1141 |
Hey Edith, I think that's Art! |
1.2653 |
0.04352 |
147 |
114 |
27 |
6 |
1142 |
Ummm, I don’t think I get it. |
1.2653 |
0.04352 |
147 |
114 |
27 |
6 |
1143 |
It's called "Facebook". |
1.2653 |
0.04561 |
147 |
116 |
23 |
8 |
1144 |
Jeez, do you mind? You're in my negative space. |
1.2653 |
0.04352 |
147 |
114 |
27 |
6 |
1145 |
It says he's on loan from Staten Island. |
1.2653 |
0.04458 |
147 |
115 |
25 |
7 |
1146 |
We need a wall. Trust me. |
1.2653 |
0.04352 |
147 |
114 |
27 |
6 |
1147 |
My name is Arthur, but most people just call me Art. |
1.2653 |
0.04458 |
147 |
115 |
25 |
7 |
1148 |
This existentialism series is too real for me. |
1.2653 |
0.04244 |
147 |
113 |
29 |
5 |
1149 |
Hi there. Would you like to enter our parallel universe? |
1.2649 |
0.04378 |
151 |
118 |
26 |
7 |
1150 |
"Confused Tourists" on Canvas with oil paints |
1.2649 |
0.04171 |
151 |
116 |
30 |
5 |
1151 |
Finally, Helen, a piece of art that really speaks to me. |
1.2649 |
0.04477 |
151 |
119 |
24 |
8 |
1152 |
This is just some hole in the wall. |
1.2643 |
0.04489 |
140 |
109 |
25 |
6 |
1153 |
No, we’re on the outside. |
1.2639 |
0.03940 |
144 |
108 |
34 |
2 |
1154 |
I don't get this one....so please don't act like you do either. |
1.2639 |
0.04180 |
144 |
110 |
30 |
4 |
1155 |
On second thought, let’s skip the men’s room exhibit. |
1.2639 |
0.04515 |
144 |
113 |
24 |
7 |
1156 |
It appears to be a New Yorker. |
1.2639 |
0.03815 |
144 |
107 |
36 |
1 |
1157 |
I don't get it! |
1.2639 |
0.03940 |
144 |
108 |
34 |
2 |
1158 |
We're entitled "Art Imitates Life". You got a problem? |
1.2639 |
0.03686 |
144 |
106 |
38 |
0 |
1159 |
Alright, fine! You caught me. I'm into art. |
1.2639 |
0.04294 |
144 |
111 |
28 |
5 |
1160 |
We would frame our political convictions as left of center. |
1.2639 |
0.04406 |
144 |
112 |
26 |
6 |
1161 |
I liked this museum better before Bill Gates bought it. |
1.2639 |
0.04294 |
144 |
111 |
28 |
5 |
1162 |
You want YOUR money back? We want OUR money back! |
1.2639 |
0.05024 |
144 |
118 |
14 |
12 |
1163 |
Art thou the beholder? |
1.2639 |
0.04515 |
144 |
113 |
24 |
7 |
1164 |
You’re not so aesthetically pleasing, either, pal! |
1.2635 |
0.04108 |
148 |
113 |
31 |
4 |
1165 |
Still life - Loudmouth in his natural habitat. |
1.2635 |
0.04732 |
148 |
119 |
19 |
10 |
1166 |
For some reason, this one really speaks to me. |
1.2635 |
0.04219 |
148 |
114 |
29 |
5 |
1167 |
Well, you don't look like Blue Boy yourself! |
1.2635 |
0.04108 |
148 |
113 |
31 |
4 |
1168 |
We are looking for the gift shop too. |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1169 |
It's as if the artist wasn't even trying. |
1.2635 |
0.04108 |
148 |
113 |
31 |
4 |
1170 |
Who are you calling Rubenesque, you pop art bastard? |
1.2635 |
0.04829 |
148 |
120 |
17 |
11 |
1171 |
Now this speaks to me |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1172 |
Look, Marge, it's the pre-digital man. You can tell by his horizontal stare. |
1.2635 |
0.04219 |
148 |
114 |
29 |
5 |
1173 |
Hey, where's the exit from the living art gallery? |
1.2635 |
0.04326 |
148 |
115 |
27 |
6 |
1174 |
My card says this piece is called "nerd wearing glasses". What does you card say? |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1175 |
Well.How the hell do you think we feel? |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1176 |
Unless his fucking name is Art, I say it isn't art. |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1177 |
On this side its title is “Seeking Transparency.” |
1.2635 |
0.04108 |
148 |
113 |
31 |
4 |
1178 |
Lacks realism. |
1.2635 |
0.04634 |
148 |
118 |
21 |
9 |
1179 |
Weird - his eyes seem to follow you everywhere, don't they? |
1.2635 |
0.04634 |
148 |
118 |
21 |
9 |
1180 |
That ain't art, that's our podiatrist! |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1181 |
You're no Rembrandt, yourself, mister! |
1.2635 |
0.04634 |
148 |
118 |
21 |
9 |
1182 |
Bob, I think your perspective is completely wrong on this one |
1.2635 |
0.03995 |
148 |
112 |
33 |
3 |
1183 |
This one’s just called ‘Art’. |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1184 |
They call this one, Reflection of My Accountant. |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1185 |
This must have been during the artists boring period. |
1.2635 |
0.04219 |
148 |
114 |
29 |
5 |
1186 |
Is there a caption on your side? We got nothing! Also, do you know where we can score Hamilton tickets? |
1.2635 |
0.04219 |
148 |
114 |
29 |
5 |
1187 |
It's not very realistic . |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1188 |
Wow, contemporary art really is a reflection of yourself. |
1.2635 |
0.04829 |
148 |
120 |
17 |
11 |
1189 |
Art that speaks to you |
1.2635 |
0.03995 |
148 |
112 |
33 |
3 |
1190 |
Stop staring! Can you get us out of here? |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1191 |
Objects in art are closer than they appear to my understanding of dissociative identity. |
1.2635 |
0.04326 |
148 |
115 |
27 |
6 |
1192 |
This must be from Picasso's Gray Period. |
1.2632 |
0.04387 |
133 |
102 |
27 |
4 |
1193 |
I swear, Mabel, I saw him blink! How do they get these paintings so realistic? |
1.2624 |
0.04346 |
141 |
109 |
27 |
5 |
1194 |
Honey, this one looks so lifelike |
1.2624 |
0.04574 |
141 |
111 |
23 |
7 |
1195 |
You don't look like a Degas ballerina. |
1.2621 |
0.04038 |
145 |
110 |
32 |
3 |
1196 |
Yeah, it’s pretty lifelike, but I can see this kind of life across the back fence. |
1.2621 |
0.03793 |
145 |
108 |
36 |
1 |
1197 |
Fake art? |
1.2617 |
0.04301 |
149 |
116 |
27 |
6 |
1198 |
You're right, it does look like him. |
1.2617 |
0.04301 |
149 |
116 |
27 |
6 |
1199 |
Two galleries for the price of one. I told you there had to be a catch. |
1.2617 |
0.03856 |
149 |
112 |
35 |
2 |
1200 |
It’s actually just a hole in the wall. This is the gallery next-door. |
1.2617 |
0.04194 |
149 |
115 |
29 |
5 |
1201 |
It's early Munch. "The Blank Stare." |
1.2617 |
0.04704 |
149 |
120 |
19 |
10 |
1202 |
I saw this one yesterday at Home Depot. |
1.2617 |
0.04405 |
149 |
117 |
25 |
7 |
1203 |
Well, he don't look real to me! |
1.2617 |
0.04507 |
149 |
118 |
23 |
8 |
1204 |
Why don’t you paint a picture? It’ll last longer! |
1.2609 |
0.04635 |
138 |
109 |
22 |
7 |
1205 |
It says here that the artist "escapes the tyranny of the frame" |
1.2609 |
0.04400 |
138 |
107 |
26 |
5 |
1206 |
And I say that a hole in the wall with a frame around it ain't art! This is why Trump won! |
1.2609 |
0.04519 |
138 |
108 |
24 |
6 |
1207 |
Selfie with Mona and Lisa |
1.2606 |
0.04654 |
142 |
113 |
21 |
8 |
1208 |
Excuse me, sir. Will the E train take us to Times Square? |
1.2603 |
0.04460 |
146 |
115 |
24 |
7 |
1209 |
You're the beholder and we are the beauty in your eye. |
1.2603 |
0.04460 |
146 |
115 |
24 |
7 |
1210 |
This one looks very derivative. |
1.2603 |
0.04460 |
146 |
115 |
24 |
7 |
1211 |
You call that "Realism"? Nobody's skin is that blotchy. |
1.2603 |
0.04565 |
146 |
116 |
22 |
8 |
1212 |
It is not a good likeness. |
1.2603 |
0.04353 |
146 |
114 |
26 |
6 |
1213 |
Don't mind us. We've always wanted to be in pictures. |
1.2603 |
0.04460 |
146 |
115 |
24 |
7 |
1214 |
Seems a little one dimensional... |
1.2600 |
0.04061 |
150 |
115 |
31 |
4 |
1215 |
Now this one shows talent, just like he's standing the other side of the frame. |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
1216 |
Time for a museum but not to call us ? |
1.2590 |
0.04605 |
139 |
110 |
22 |
7 |
1217 |
Call your mother once in a while, will ya? |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
111 |
20 |
8 |
1218 |
Well, you ain't no friggin Picasso either! |
1.2590 |
0.04373 |
139 |
108 |
26 |
5 |
1219 |
Yeah it's Art! Art from the gallery next door! |
1.2590 |
0.04373 |
139 |
108 |
26 |
5 |
1220 |
Ceci ne un Magritte pas. |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
1221 |
This one just doesn’t speak to me. |
1.2590 |
0.04127 |
139 |
106 |
30 |
3 |
1222 |
We're Whistler's in-laws |
1.2590 |
0.04252 |
139 |
107 |
28 |
4 |
1223 |
Before you can view Titian's masterpiece, The Rape of Europa, I am required to provide you with the following trigger warning... |
1.2590 |
0.04373 |
139 |
108 |
26 |
5 |
1224 |
It says here that it's titled "Portait of a Museumgoer as An Old Man." |
1.2590 |
0.04605 |
139 |
110 |
22 |
7 |
1225 |
Wow, what a realistic painting of an art gallery! |
1.2590 |
0.04605 |
139 |
110 |
22 |
7 |
1226 |
So I have a thousand words for you... |
1.2590 |
0.04933 |
139 |
113 |
16 |
10 |
1227 |
This one is titled "Verisimilitude". |
1.2590 |
0.04127 |
139 |
106 |
30 |
3 |
1228 |
Is this the exit? Marge, you said this was the exit. How do we get out of here? |
1.2590 |
0.03866 |
139 |
104 |
34 |
1 |
1229 |
Big whoop- my kid could do that. |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
111 |
20 |
8 |
1230 |
That portrait looks just like the guy that was on our bus this morning. |
1.2590 |
0.04373 |
139 |
108 |
26 |
5 |
1231 |
It says it reflects the viewer, but I don't look anything like him. |
1.2590 |
0.04252 |
139 |
107 |
28 |
4 |
1232 |
Hey, you're blocking our view of the Rembrandt. |
1.2590 |
0.04252 |
139 |
107 |
28 |
4 |
1233 |
Reason #14 why you’ll never be an artist: You don’t understand irony. |
1.2590 |
0.04826 |
139 |
112 |
18 |
9 |
1234 |
This one is called "I want my money back". |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
111 |
20 |
8 |
1235 |
The colors are bland. The proportions are clownish. There’s no depth of expression. It’s just saying nothing to me. |
1.2590 |
0.03999 |
139 |
105 |
32 |
2 |
1236 |
Guess how much it’s worth. |
1.2590 |
0.04605 |
139 |
110 |
22 |
7 |
1237 |
Well this is awkward... |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
1238 |
"The Grievance." American realism, 2018. |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
111 |
20 |
8 |
1239 |
That's not van Gogh, that's Irvin. |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
1240 |
we've done a few renovations to the interrogation room.... |
1.2590 |
0.03999 |
139 |
105 |
32 |
2 |
1241 |
Take a picture. It'll last longer. |
1.2590 |
0.04826 |
139 |
112 |
18 |
9 |
1242 |
You're not Art. |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1243 |
Are you new at Hogwarts? Or are we on loan to the Tate, again? |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1244 |
At least it's not a Jeff Koons. |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1245 |
What did you expect? A still life? |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1246 |
This picture sure does speak to me. |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1247 |
Okay Mr Critic, let me frame it for you this way. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1248 |
You never call. |
1.2587 |
0.04730 |
143 |
115 |
19 |
9 |
1249 |
# 312. Anonymous. No matter where you stand, his eyes follow you. Amazing! |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1250 |
Did you notice that the eyes seem to follow you as you move past it? |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1251 |
I don't know if he can see us, Ma. |
1.2587 |
0.04177 |
143 |
110 |
29 |
4 |
1252 |
We’re innocent, I tell you. We’ve been framed. |
1.2587 |
0.04177 |
143 |
110 |
29 |
4 |
1253 |
Who's President in your world? |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1254 |
It seems like I am always on the outside looking in! |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1255 |
This one is called, "Pretending to Appreciate Art, But Really Looking for Nudes." |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1256 |
He's certainly not framed very well. |
1.2587 |
0.04177 |
143 |
110 |
29 |
4 |
1257 |
Yeah? Well, you ain't exactly the Mona Lisa either, buddy. |
1.2587 |
0.04057 |
143 |
109 |
31 |
3 |
1258 |
Don’t you think they’re taking this ‘Through the Looking-Glass’ theme a bit too far? |
1.2587 |
0.04177 |
143 |
110 |
29 |
4 |
1259 |
Is your name Art? |
1.2587 |
0.03675 |
143 |
106 |
37 |
0 |
1260 |
...and this piece is called: Art Imitating Life |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1261 |
This is the guy being framed? |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1262 |
Quick, help us out...we've been framed! |
1.2587 |
0.04177 |
143 |
110 |
29 |
4 |
1263 |
We don’t mean to reflect badly upon you. |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1264 |
Very unoriginal piece. I can see right through it. |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1265 |
No one captures the sense of complete disappointment better than Rembrandt. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1266 |
What an unique painting, MAN IN THE MIRROR, It looks so real. |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1267 |
Guess we're at the temporary exhibits. |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1268 |
A little privacy, please. We're not the only picture on the wall! |
1.2587 |
0.03675 |
143 |
106 |
37 |
0 |
1269 |
So what if his eyes follow you? I have a Jesus like that home. |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1270 |
You never write. You never call. Your mother, your sister, and I want to know why. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1271 |
I've heard of art imitating life but this is over the top. |
1.2587 |
0.04177 |
143 |
110 |
29 |
4 |
1272 |
I liked last month's 'Lone Museum Patron' better |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1273 |
It's no wonder the artist is 'Anonymous'. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1274 |
It all started when we asked for a lifelike rendering. |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1275 |
We only paid for the two dimensional tour. |
1.2587 |
0.04057 |
143 |
109 |
31 |
3 |
1276 |
We're a 'real life.' |
1.2587 |
0.04730 |
143 |
115 |
19 |
9 |
1277 |
As galleries go, it's a freakin hole in the wall. |
1.2587 |
0.04177 |
143 |
110 |
29 |
4 |
1278 |
I said I wanted to see some art not your Uncle Art! |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1279 |
It must be one of the 'Old Masters' |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1280 |
Well, you don't look like the Mona Lisa, either! |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1281 |
Says here, "Brought to you by the new National Endowment for the Arts." |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1282 |
You’re the damn performance artist here, buddy. Not us! |
1.2587 |
0.04730 |
143 |
115 |
19 |
9 |
1283 |
I guess the question isn't what is art, but who is art? |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1284 |
Existential, surreal table for three by the fireplace, please! |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1285 |
When does he start screaming? |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1286 |
Hey pal, can you move us to the Gaugin room? The wife wants to visit Tahiti. |
1.2587 |
0.04730 |
143 |
115 |
19 |
9 |
1287 |
I love these two way mirrors, that poor dutz dosent have a clue we are looking at him. |
1.2587 |
0.04833 |
143 |
116 |
17 |
10 |
1288 |
It’s called “being on the inside looking out” |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1289 |
Amazing how the artist was able to capture our reflection in the subject's glasses. |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1290 |
That's a fancy frame around a window. Fake art. |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1291 |
Says here you're missing an ear! |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1292 |
Don’t worry, he’s more confused by us than we are by him. |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1293 |
For Gods sake Harold - leave us alone already. |
1.2587 |
0.04177 |
143 |
110 |
29 |
4 |
1294 |
What, you think we're a mirror into your soul? No! I tell you it's all a lie, we've been framed. We're only a reflection of the way life used to be. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1295 |
You're lucky, our family does't reflect badly on you. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1296 |
Tom's mid-career period, when reality and the surreal were yoked in maddening fashion. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1297 |
Yeah well your Grindr profile isn't completely honest, either. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1298 |
I guess what it comes down to is, are you imitating art or are we? |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1299 |
Hey Art! |
1.2587 |
0.04934 |
143 |
117 |
15 |
11 |
1300 |
No, Mr. Gates, I guess we didn't read the Terms of Service, let alone the "human specimens" clause. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1301 |
And, in some of our finest pieces, we see ourselves. |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1302 |
Well this one is called fat-headed tourists lost at the museum. I don't get it? |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1303 |
My card says you are abstract |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1304 |
We're looking at a hole in the wall and some genius framed it and now it's art. |
1.2585 |
0.04537 |
147 |
117 |
22 |
8 |
1305 |
Doesn't the guy from American Gothic have a wife and a pitch fork? |
1.2574 |
0.04428 |
136 |
106 |
25 |
5 |
1306 |
Humor me - just follow us with your eyes while we walk across the frame. |
1.2574 |
0.04782 |
136 |
109 |
19 |
8 |
1307 |
Harold was bummed when he realized he wasn’t included in his family portrait. |
1.2574 |
0.04549 |
136 |
107 |
23 |
6 |
1308 |
Is this what you meant when you said your brother was in pictures? |
1.2574 |
0.04303 |
136 |
105 |
27 |
4 |
1309 |
Yeah, hon ... This one is called "Man standing in a gallery." |
1.2574 |
0.04174 |
136 |
104 |
29 |
3 |
1310 |
I see right through this modern art stuff. |
1.2574 |
0.04549 |
136 |
107 |
23 |
6 |
1311 |
Look long enough and this one grabs ya. |
1.2571 |
0.04225 |
140 |
108 |
28 |
4 |
1312 |
A Dali cheeseburger with secret sauce, two Seurat's hold the onions, large order of Munch fries, and three Goya chocolate milkshakes...for here. |
1.2571 |
0.04462 |
140 |
110 |
24 |
6 |
1313 |
I tell you, we're innocent, we've been framed ! |
1.2571 |
0.04462 |
140 |
110 |
24 |
6 |
1314 |
Help. We were framed. |
1.2569 |
0.04596 |
144 |
115 |
21 |
8 |
1315 |
It’s just a damn hole in the wall! |
1.2569 |
0.04379 |
144 |
113 |
25 |
6 |
1316 |
Who’s supposed to be looking at who here? |
1.2569 |
0.04379 |
144 |
113 |
25 |
6 |
1317 |
One pound of pastrami, please, sliced thin, and a pint of chicken salad. |
1.2569 |
0.04596 |
144 |
115 |
21 |
8 |
1318 |
Can I have two cheeseburgers, one cheese and bacon burger, one milkshake... |
1.2569 |
0.04379 |
144 |
113 |
25 |
6 |
1319 |
"Are we the artwork? Or are you? |
1.2569 |
0.04489 |
144 |
114 |
23 |
7 |
1320 |
This one’s called “The Gawker.” |
1.2568 |
0.03850 |
148 |
112 |
34 |
2 |
1321 |
Get out of my frame of mind! |
1.2556 |
0.04485 |
133 |
104 |
24 |
5 |
1322 |
Who are YOU?! And what did you do with Blue Boy? |
1.2555 |
0.04520 |
137 |
108 |
23 |
6 |
1323 |
Note the sheer lack of expressionism, typical of post minimalist snark. |
1.2555 |
0.04275 |
137 |
106 |
27 |
4 |
1324 |
Two Superburgers, a Fish-o-Rama, a Degas, and an order of fries. To go. |
1.2555 |
0.04863 |
137 |
111 |
17 |
9 |
1325 |
Mabel ,what is that idiot husband of yours up to now? |
1.2555 |
0.04751 |
137 |
110 |
19 |
8 |
1326 |
We're on temporary loan from the Academy of Motion Pictures. |
1.2555 |
0.04751 |
137 |
110 |
19 |
8 |
1327 |
As you can see this is an open concept. |
1.2555 |
0.04017 |
137 |
104 |
31 |
2 |
1328 |
Hey! You're not what we were expecting either! |
1.2553 |
0.04547 |
141 |
112 |
22 |
7 |
1329 |
Is this where we validate our museum parking tickets? |
1.2553 |
0.04434 |
141 |
111 |
24 |
6 |
1330 |
If you ask me, this Hyperrealistic Movement has gone too far. |
1.2553 |
0.04434 |
141 |
111 |
24 |
6 |
1331 |
Are you a post-modernist painting or and ultra-realist sculpture? |
1.2553 |
0.04434 |
141 |
111 |
24 |
6 |
1332 |
I know people say a picture is worth a thousand words, but do I have to stand here & listen to all of them? |
1.2553 |
0.04199 |
141 |
109 |
28 |
4 |
1333 |
I know it when I see it, and this ain't it. |
1.2553 |
0.04077 |
141 |
108 |
30 |
3 |
1334 |
Portal to another dimension? My kid could do that. |
1.2553 |
0.04547 |
141 |
112 |
22 |
7 |
1335 |
So it's interactive; it's still not Six Flags. |
1.2553 |
0.04547 |
141 |
112 |
22 |
7 |
1336 |
Trying to frame us now are you |
1.2553 |
0.04434 |
141 |
111 |
24 |
6 |
1337 |
Look, the eyes move with you. |
1.2553 |
0.04434 |
141 |
111 |
24 |
6 |
1338 |
Look at his stupid expression! It’s so lifelike! |
1.2553 |
0.03951 |
141 |
107 |
32 |
2 |
1339 |
Didn't we teach you not to stare? |
1.2553 |
0.04657 |
141 |
113 |
20 |
8 |
1340 |
Description just says 'still life' |
1.2553 |
0.04199 |
141 |
109 |
28 |
4 |
1341 |
This is a false mirror and we have to go to the bathroom! |
1.2553 |
0.04434 |
141 |
111 |
24 |
6 |
1342 |
Do you happen to know where the Monets are? |
1.2553 |
0.04318 |
141 |
110 |
26 |
5 |
1343 |
Creepy the way the eyes follow you. |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
1344 |
Excuse me sir, please contact security, we seem to have been screen captured |
1.2537 |
0.04327 |
134 |
104 |
26 |
4 |
1345 |
The title says, “Man agog.” |
1.2537 |
0.04327 |
134 |
104 |
26 |
4 |
1346 |
Does realism have to be so ugly? |
1.2535 |
0.04291 |
142 |
111 |
26 |
5 |
1347 |
It says it’s a ‘middle aged man’ in its natural habitat. |
1.2535 |
0.04518 |
142 |
113 |
22 |
7 |
1348 |
And I say it's Life that imitates Art! |
1.2535 |
0.04406 |
142 |
112 |
24 |
6 |
1349 |
Sorry, we left our pitch fork back at the farm. |
1.2534 |
0.04434 |
146 |
116 |
23 |
7 |
1350 |
We would invite you in, but the house is not picture perfect. |
1.2519 |
0.04381 |
131 |
102 |
25 |
4 |
1351 |
We don't care if you think this picture 'speaks' to you. Help us find the exit. |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1352 |
"Now, this is what I call "trompe loeil"! |
1.2519 |
0.04299 |
135 |
105 |
26 |
4 |
1353 |
Aw jeez we crossed into a multi-dimensional view of existence again. |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
1354 |
Yea, but are we Art ? |
1.2519 |
0.04299 |
135 |
105 |
26 |
4 |
1355 |
You know what Mark?! You're not much of a looker yourself. |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1356 |
That's right, 'Family Portrait Awaiting an Artist' is the title. |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1357 |
‘You still don’t get the picture after all these years, do you?” |
1.2519 |
0.04299 |
135 |
105 |
26 |
4 |
1358 |
Is this too realistic for you? |
1.2519 |
0.04549 |
135 |
107 |
22 |
6 |
1359 |
Is this the way to the restroom? |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1360 |
It's called 'As Others View You' and it can be disturbing. |
1.2519 |
0.04034 |
135 |
103 |
30 |
2 |
1361 |
This one is called 'incredulous man.' |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1362 |
It's called, "Man at Inter-Dimensional Art Gallery." |
1.2519 |
0.04549 |
135 |
107 |
22 |
6 |
1363 |
Well, we're not too thrilled looking at you, either. |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
1364 |
Your nightmare or mine? |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1365 |
...so no way could your five-year-old do this. |
1.2519 |
0.04549 |
135 |
107 |
22 |
6 |
1366 |
Look, it's Charlie Heckman! We thought you were dead. |
1.2519 |
0.03750 |
135 |
101 |
34 |
0 |
1367 |
It's a bit too abstract for me |
1.2519 |
0.03750 |
135 |
101 |
34 |
0 |
1368 |
I TOLD you we were being framed. |
1.2519 |
0.04786 |
135 |
109 |
18 |
8 |
1369 |
The people on the inside get all of the perks. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1370 |
We're looking for the Hogwarts exhibit. |
1.2518 |
0.04690 |
139 |
112 |
19 |
8 |
1371 |
It's performance art, you idiot. |
1.2518 |
0.04222 |
139 |
108 |
27 |
4 |
1372 |
He's clearly in his nerdy period here. |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
1373 |
That’s not art; that’s just some idiot looking at us. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1374 |
It appears to follow you around the room. |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1375 |
Its definitely time for another dose of therapy- I see my parents everywhere! |
1.2518 |
0.04690 |
139 |
112 |
19 |
8 |
1376 |
Are you the art or are we? |
1.2518 |
0.04800 |
139 |
113 |
17 |
9 |
1377 |
His name is Arthur, but most people call him Art |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1378 |
Art imitating life? |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1379 |
You think you're disappointed! |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1380 |
A glimpse of what life would have been like if he had married. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1381 |
Jackson Pollock number five. With fries, please. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1382 |
You're no painting either, buddy. |
1.2518 |
0.05012 |
139 |
115 |
13 |
11 |
1383 |
I dare you. Call us one of his minor works again. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1384 |
Well, we can't BOTH be deconstructionist pre-post-modern |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1385 |
Oh look, a culture vulture in its natural habitat! |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1386 |
When you said "hole-in-the-wall art gallery" over the phone, I assumed you meant the gallery... |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1387 |
Two Picassos and a Rembrandt to go |
1.2517 |
0.04598 |
143 |
115 |
20 |
8 |
1388 |
HELP! WE WANT OUT. |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
1389 |
He looks hauntingly real from this view. |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1390 |
They've finally taken Minimalism too far. |
1.2500 |
0.04868 |
136 |
111 |
16 |
9 |
1391 |
Help us, son, we've been framed. |
1.2500 |
0.04868 |
136 |
111 |
16 |
9 |
1392 |
We're here to read you a thousand words. |
1.2500 |
0.05086 |
136 |
113 |
12 |
11 |
1393 |
I go to museums to escape criticism, not to hear it. |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1394 |
Get the guard; we've been captioned and framed. |
1.2500 |
0.04272 |
136 |
106 |
26 |
4 |
1395 |
It says here the new curator is trying to make the museum more transparent. |
1.2500 |
0.04433 |
140 |
111 |
23 |
6 |
1396 |
Which side is the interactive one? |
1.2500 |
0.04638 |
136 |
109 |
20 |
7 |
1397 |
It is called art patron looking through a hole in the museum wall. |
1.2500 |
0.04142 |
136 |
105 |
28 |
3 |
1398 |
Wait a minute - is this a case of art imitating art? |
1.2500 |
0.04868 |
136 |
111 |
16 |
9 |
1399 |
Let me paint you the real picture: we’ve been framed! |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
1400 |
This is an intervention. |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1401 |
Told you we took a wrong turn in the surrealism room. |
1.2500 |
0.04217 |
132 |
102 |
27 |
3 |
1402 |
I've never had the art judge me |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1403 |
Fake views! |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1404 |
You? Our virtual reality? |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
1405 |
"Portrait of family who went to the museum and got caught in the Twilight Zone". |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1406 |
...the work spoke to him |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1407 |
'On the Outside Looking In' by Rod Serling. Uh-oh. |
1.2500 |
0.04548 |
140 |
112 |
21 |
7 |
1408 |
All we know is : It was November 8, 2016 and we were in line to vote and something unexplainable happened. And your point is? |
1.2500 |
0.04754 |
136 |
110 |
18 |
8 |
1409 |
We’re suckers for immersive art. |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1410 |
For 5 bucks did you expect to see the actual American Gothic? |
1.2500 |
0.04433 |
140 |
111 |
23 |
6 |
1411 |
We always lose ourselves in the art here. |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1412 |
That poor guy is being used and he doesn't even know it. |
1.2500 |
0.03727 |
136 |
102 |
34 |
0 |
1413 |
Ever feel like you're being studied? |
1.2500 |
0.03933 |
132 |
100 |
31 |
1 |
1414 |
So this painting in called, "Real Life?" What a scam! |
1.2500 |
0.03933 |
132 |
100 |
31 |
1 |
1415 |
Interactive art |
1.2500 |
0.04217 |
132 |
102 |
27 |
3 |
1416 |
Nothing to see here. Move along. |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1417 |
Is this where we catch the M train? |
1.2500 |
0.04548 |
140 |
112 |
21 |
7 |
1418 |
It's a still life. |
1.2500 |
0.04142 |
136 |
105 |
28 |
3 |
1419 |
... and no more posing in the nude. |
1.2500 |
0.04754 |
136 |
110 |
18 |
8 |
1420 |
You can say we’re really into art. |
1.2500 |
0.03870 |
136 |
103 |
32 |
1 |
1421 |
This parallel world art is so derivative. |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1422 |
The artist is definitely a realist. |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1423 |
Help! |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1424 |
This is one of his lesser works. |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1425 |
This one is a fine example of the artist's three dimensional work. |
1.2500 |
0.04483 |
132 |
104 |
23 |
5 |
1426 |
This Postmodernism Deconstructivism period is simply too transparent. |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1427 |
Are you in the same line we are? |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1428 |
Its called, "A bewildered taxpayer on the way to mail his long form tax return," circa pre-2018. |
1.2500 |
0.04272 |
136 |
106 |
26 |
4 |
1429 |
I thought this was supposed to be fine art! That's just my brother, Art! |
1.2500 |
0.04272 |
136 |
106 |
26 |
4 |
1430 |
Maybe the voices you hear are real. |
1.2500 |
0.04638 |
136 |
109 |
20 |
7 |
1431 |
Mine says "The Scream." What's yours say? |
1.2500 |
0.04142 |
136 |
105 |
28 |
3 |
1432 |
We were trying to go to the washroom. |
1.2500 |
0.04978 |
136 |
112 |
14 |
10 |
1433 |
I think this is one of those paintings that looks better from farther away. |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1434 |
Confusing, isn’t it? |
1.2500 |
0.04978 |
136 |
112 |
14 |
10 |
1435 |
Dorian Gray ‘s worst nightmare |
1.2500 |
0.04483 |
132 |
104 |
23 |
5 |
1436 |
Well you ain't exactly a Rembrandt! |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1437 |
Take a picture. It'll last longer. |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1438 |
This is taking living art too far. |
1.2482 |
0.03787 |
141 |
107 |
33 |
1 |
1439 |
Look how realistic he looks! Like he is tanding right in front of us. |
1.2482 |
0.04405 |
141 |
112 |
23 |
6 |
1440 |
Forget the 3D experience , where's the washroom |
1.2482 |
0.04289 |
141 |
111 |
25 |
5 |
1441 |
What do you mean this isn't Burger King? |
1.2482 |
0.04116 |
137 |
106 |
28 |
3 |
1442 |
I don't need a thousand words ... just two. |
1.2482 |
0.04835 |
137 |
112 |
16 |
9 |
1443 |
The title in the guide call's it "The Window" |
1.2482 |
0.04244 |
137 |
107 |
26 |
4 |
1444 |
What’s this exhibit Max? It's called, "Trump Exhibit of Interpretive Art," you judge people you see through the picture hole and see how many laws you can come up with to marginalize them, it’s scheduled through 2020; maybe it will close sooner. |
1.2482 |
0.04945 |
137 |
113 |
14 |
10 |
1445 |
We got lost in the surrealist section and now can't find our way out. |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
1446 |
Excuse me ,but could you direct us to the surrealism exhibit ? |
1.2481 |
0.04579 |
133 |
106 |
21 |
6 |
1447 |
This is the emperor's new frame. |
1.2481 |
0.04323 |
133 |
104 |
25 |
4 |
1448 |
Did you pay $25 dollars too?!? |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
1449 |
It's titled "Looking". |
1.2464 |
0.04578 |
138 |
111 |
20 |
7 |
1450 |
Wadda ya mean, "what is that supposed to be?" |
1.2463 |
0.05128 |
134 |
112 |
11 |
11 |
1451 |
Hey buddy, whadya doin'? Watching the paint dry? |
1.2463 |
0.04789 |
134 |
109 |
17 |
8 |
1452 |
Says it's a two-way mirror. But I think he's lookin' right at me. |
1.2463 |
0.04162 |
134 |
104 |
27 |
3 |
1453 |
Is this abstract enough for you? |
1.2462 |
0.04377 |
130 |
102 |
24 |
4 |
1454 |
You're in the wrong gallery. This is modern art. |
1.2462 |
0.04238 |
130 |
101 |
26 |
3 |
1455 |
You see sublime and tragic, I see a lack of composition. |
1.2462 |
0.04377 |
130 |
102 |
24 |
4 |
1456 |
You're not so hot yourself. |
1.2462 |
0.04238 |
130 |
101 |
26 |
3 |
1457 |
Why are you staring at us? |
1.2462 |
0.04768 |
130 |
105 |
18 |
7 |
1458 |
I hear you. |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1459 |
My name is Art, and I'm imitating life. |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1460 |
You don't call.you don't write of course we're upset |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1461 |
This art just doesn't speak to me. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1462 |
Drab and judgmental. I don't like it. |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1463 |
It says, "Thomas Wilson in his later days, well after he fell through the portal". |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1464 |
Hun look, I think the Rogaine finally started working! |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1465 |
We would like to speak to the Artist about our rent increase . |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1466 |
Hey, this painting looks just like that ugly guy we saw on the way in! |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1467 |
Yes, as a matter of fact. I do call me Art. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1468 |
Well, it's clearly a self-portrait, but I don't recognize the artist. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1469 |
It's no "Mona Lisa," but the eyes do have a rather life-like way of following you. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1470 |
Hey, buddy! You're blocking my view. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1471 |
No, we don't have legs. You're looking at a picture, stupid. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1472 |
You talkin' to me? |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1473 |
And here we have Manhattensis dillettantsis in his natural habitat. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1474 |
I guess we should have paid the suggested donation. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1475 |
Do you see what I see? |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1476 |
Well isn’t this a pretty picture! |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1477 |
I'll bet its fake. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1478 |
And this one is from his Nebbish period. |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1479 |
I thought 'American Gothic' would be less depressing |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1480 |
And this one here is called "The Emperor's New Picture." |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1481 |
You are on the wrong side of history, pal |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1482 |
Excuse me, sir. Can you direct us to the restrooms? |
1.2443 |
0.04068 |
131 |
101 |
28 |
2 |
1483 |
This is the fairest of them all? |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1484 |
Good grief, man, don't just stand there. Get us out of here!! Please? |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1485 |
The figure is realistic but quite drab and uninspiring. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1486 |
The eyes keep following me, honey." |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1487 |
When was the last time you contributed to the reality? |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1488 |
Instead of reality tv, this is reality art. |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1489 |
No - you're in the picture! |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1490 |
etunim eno rof kniht uoy fi ,luaP !niaga kniht ,relleuM boB reted ot gniog si siht |
1.2443 |
0.04977 |
131 |
108 |
14 |
9 |
1491 |
This one's called "clueless male museumgoer". |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1492 |
I said “It’s titled ‘This Is What $50,000 a Year For Art School Looks Like.’ “ |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1493 |
What you lookin' at? |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1494 |
How do we get on the other side?" "You are on the other side. |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1495 |
The view from here, Bub, ain't so good neither. |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1496 |
Art, confronted by life. |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1497 |
We were looking for the last supper, but if all you have are Big Macs, we're down with it. |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
1498 |
Hey mister, can you tell me where the exit is? |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1499 |
Edith look, it looks just like Fred from the office. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1500 |
Excuse me, do you know if this goes to Gate C28? |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1501 |
I prefer "through a glass darkly." |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
1502 |
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like, and I don't like you. |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
1503 |
We trusted you and you framed us! |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1504 |
It’s titled “Allegory of a Gallery-Goer, Bemused.” |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
1505 |
It says here it is a self portrait representing the alienation precipitated by globalization and technological disenfranchisement. |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1506 |
We told you that it was not a good idea to leave the painting!!... |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1507 |
According to the will we are to be hanging above your mantel. |
1.2443 |
0.04068 |
131 |
101 |
28 |
2 |
1508 |
Could you pick up a few things at the store for us? |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1509 |
Don't tap on the glass, it'll scare the tourists. |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1510 |
Is it me or him? |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1511 |
Didn't we see this one in the last room? |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1512 |
When life imitates art. |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1513 |
Ignore her. We were framed! |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1514 |
This one's called 'Still Life'. |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1515 |
Hey they weren't kidding about this one hour framing. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1516 |
I've forgotten your name. Is it Art? |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1517 |
Get us a lawyer. We were framed. |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1518 |
Let’s see…we’ll have two Renoirs, one Monet and a Vermeer on the side. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1519 |
Notice the questionable use of white space. |
1.2443 |
0.04068 |
131 |
101 |
28 |
2 |
1520 |
Here's lookin' at ya. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1521 |
Interesting place to put a window. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1522 |
Yeah? Well I think YOU are an affront to the whole Western tradition! |
1.2441 |
0.04432 |
127 |
100 |
23 |
4 |
1523 |
That isn't the Mona Lisa, that's Frank. |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1524 |
This one just looks lazy. |
1.2441 |
0.04964 |
127 |
104 |
15 |
8 |
1525 |
You're late. Your shift in here started 20 minutes ago. |
1.2441 |
0.04289 |
127 |
99 |
25 |
3 |
1526 |
Says here it's some nonsense about an alternate dimension. |
1.2441 |
0.04432 |
127 |
100 |
23 |
4 |
1527 |
When the in laws raise intrusion to an art form. |
1.2441 |
0.04837 |
127 |
103 |
17 |
7 |
1528 |
Is this interactive art or a fiscal deficit? |
1.2441 |
0.04432 |
127 |
100 |
23 |
4 |
1529 |
It appears that we have been framed. |
1.2441 |
0.04140 |
127 |
98 |
27 |
2 |
1530 |
No, in fact, it says right here that YOU'RE ‘an interactive exemplar of bygone potential dwindled to middle-aged mediocrity’! |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1531 |
This one's called, "Somebody in the next room." |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1532 |
Ha! Made you look. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1533 |
This one's called "Man looking at your portrait in a museum." |
1.2441 |
0.04140 |
127 |
98 |
27 |
2 |
1534 |
The MOMA’s really taken conceptual art too far... |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1535 |
Very of the era, but a little banal. Don’t you think? |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1536 |
You never write, you never cal... |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1537 |
We paid to see that? |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1538 |
And this one is called 'CAUTION: Window'... |
1.2441 |
0.04837 |
127 |
103 |
17 |
7 |
1539 |
This must be by Andy Warhole. |
1.2441 |
0.04837 |
127 |
103 |
17 |
7 |
1540 |
Our memo says that you are looking for art that speaks to you. |
1.2441 |
0.04432 |
127 |
100 |
23 |
4 |
1541 |
I sure miss the NEA. |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1542 |
That’s Art. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1543 |
"Are you trying to frame us? |
1.2441 |
0.04289 |
127 |
99 |
25 |
3 |
1544 |
So that’s how the other side lives |
1.2439 |
0.04217 |
123 |
95 |
26 |
2 |
1545 |
Pardon me. But do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2437 |
0.05197 |
119 |
98 |
13 |
8 |
1546 |
I don't think you're much of an oil painting, either. |
1.2424 |
0.04318 |
132 |
104 |
24 |
4 |
1547 |
It's called Spectators gaze at the Spectators' Gaze. |
1.2424 |
0.04578 |
132 |
106 |
20 |
6 |
1548 |
And this painting is called "Alec through the Looking-Glass. |
1.2424 |
0.04578 |
132 |
106 |
20 |
6 |
1549 |
I think we’re doing it wrong. |
1.2424 |
0.04703 |
132 |
107 |
18 |
7 |
1550 |
He looks like the same guy we saw two holes over. |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
1551 |
Back your white-privileged elitist ass out the way? You’re blocking all the irony. |
1.2424 |
0.04182 |
132 |
103 |
26 |
3 |
1552 |
This one is supposed to "engage the viewer in the creative act", whatever that means. |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
1553 |
Where Bill Gates got his idea for windows. |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
1554 |
...and two grilled chicken club sandwich combos to go. |
1.2424 |
0.04182 |
132 |
103 |
26 |
3 |
1555 |
I don’t care for it at all — it’s far too three dimensional. |
1.2424 |
0.04182 |
132 |
103 |
26 |
3 |
1556 |
We're art. I don't think he gets that. |
1.2424 |
0.04318 |
132 |
104 |
24 |
4 |
1557 |
My Guide Book here says that this is an "interactive" art museum. So, do you wanna interact? |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
1558 |
The brochure says this is ‘a compelling portrait of a strange looking man whose haunting eyes seem to look right through you’. |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
1559 |
It says that due to funding cuts, this two-way mirror has been downsized to one-way. |
1.2422 |
0.04539 |
128 |
102 |
21 |
5 |
1560 |
What are you staring at? |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1561 |
Really? My five year old grandson could have drawn that. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1562 |
What made you think we're surreal? |
1.2406 |
0.04671 |
133 |
108 |
18 |
7 |
1563 |
I asked if they validate and he said, ‘that’s up for interpretation.’ |
1.2406 |
0.04420 |
133 |
106 |
22 |
5 |
1564 |
I didn’t do it - I was framed. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1565 |
Is this Antiques Roadshow? |
1.2403 |
0.04894 |
129 |
106 |
15 |
8 |
1566 |
Photo-realism again??? |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1567 |
edis rehto eht ni ssenilenol rieht ees nac uoy sA |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1568 |
This is the best expression of photorealism I've ever seen! |
1.2403 |
0.04085 |
129 |
100 |
27 |
2 |
1569 |
NO-you're supposed to be describing how WE are art |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1570 |
I'm not sure either if this is art imitating life or life imitating art - it depends on how you look at it. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1571 |
They call that art? |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
1572 |
Ned! What are you doing on that side of the frame? That's why we hate taking you anywhere. |
1.2403 |
0.04769 |
129 |
105 |
17 |
7 |
1573 |
He's no Rembrandt... |
1.2403 |
0.04230 |
129 |
101 |
25 |
3 |
1574 |
Hey pal, why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
1575 |
Whaddya lookin’ at, buddy? You ain’t no Mona Lisa either! |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1576 |
We don't belong here. We've been framed. |
1.2403 |
0.04769 |
129 |
105 |
17 |
7 |
1577 |
Here's a list of somethings we are going to need for the last supper. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1578 |
Don't look harder. There's no further meaning here. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1579 |
This is as modern as it gets. |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
1580 |
Well, I have heard of ‘perspective’ but this is a bit much. |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
1581 |
Art! For Art’s sake! |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1582 |
Well, don't just stand there. Look amazed! |
1.2403 |
0.04230 |
129 |
101 |
25 |
3 |
1583 |
It says here in the brochure that this one is part of the Windex collection. |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
1584 |
You're not a pipe. |
1.2403 |
0.04894 |
129 |
106 |
15 |
8 |
1585 |
I love the aquarium honey but I didn’t expect to see your accountant in the tank |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1586 |
I'm nobody, who are you? |
1.2400 |
0.04738 |
125 |
101 |
18 |
6 |
1587 |
I saw you first. |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
1588 |
Nailed it. |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
1589 |
We're looking for the Hole In The Wall Museum. |
1.2400 |
0.04738 |
125 |
101 |
18 |
6 |
1590 |
I didn't realize a work of art could be that transparent. |
1.2388 |
0.04517 |
134 |
108 |
20 |
6 |
1591 |
Speaking of how realism is dead. |
1.2385 |
0.04202 |
130 |
102 |
25 |
3 |
1592 |
How's that art? Heck, I could do that! |
1.2385 |
0.04736 |
130 |
106 |
17 |
7 |
1593 |
It’s almost like he’s It’s almost like his eyes are following us. |
1.2385 |
0.04736 |
130 |
106 |
17 |
7 |
1594 |
Oh my god! He's real! |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1595 |
This one's just called "Suckers!" |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1596 |
It says on my card this piece is called Self Reflection. I think we were framed. |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1597 |
Says here it is called "with Alice through the looking glass". |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1598 |
Such a transparent attempt at novelty is just a reflection of our times. |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1599 |
If I looked like that I sure as hell wouldn't want to be painted. |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1600 |
The notes say, 'This portion on loan to the U.S. Border Patrol.' |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1601 |
Is that Art? |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
1602 |
I wouldn't frame it that way, myself. |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1603 |
I was framed! |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1604 |
Could you help us? We got lost on our way to the Impressionism exhibit. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1605 |
It says he's only here till tuesday |
1.2377 |
0.04041 |
122 |
94 |
27 |
1 |
1606 |
Looks pretty post-expressionless to me. |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1607 |
This is called “Man Looking at Painting Looking Back at Him.” |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1608 |
Stop staring--it's rude! |
1.2377 |
0.04205 |
122 |
95 |
25 |
2 |
1609 |
It says that you represent the common liberal--so say something informed and considerate. |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1610 |
This one is called art imitates life. |
1.2377 |
0.04205 |
122 |
95 |
25 |
2 |
1611 |
That's a definite swipe left. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1612 |
What are you looking at? |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1613 |
Pay no attention to him. It says here he is an art critic for Motor Trend magazine. |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1614 |
We paid twice that to stare at you! |
1.2377 |
0.04205 |
122 |
95 |
25 |
2 |
1615 |
Postmodern art? Who falls for that? |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1616 |
It's an original 'homo sapiens', but limited edition giclee prints are available. |
1.2377 |
0.04041 |
122 |
94 |
27 |
1 |
1617 |
We were simply trying to leave, when someone titled us, 'No Exit.' |
1.2377 |
0.04205 |
122 |
95 |
25 |
2 |
1618 |
The only time you visit is when you want to borrow some Monet |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1619 |
Even Picasso had his bad days. |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1620 |
This one's called "Still Missing." |
1.2373 |
0.04286 |
118 |
92 |
24 |
2 |
1621 |
I don't care what the museum's app map shows you, the Lewis Carol exhibit is this way! |
1.2362 |
0.04535 |
127 |
102 |
20 |
5 |
1622 |
I think we’ve been framed! |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1623 |
What are you staring at? This is a window!" |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1624 |
We've finally gone through the looking glass. |
1.2358 |
0.04332 |
123 |
97 |
23 |
3 |
1625 |
“Morons looking” by Ron Moore. |
1.2358 |
0.04483 |
123 |
98 |
21 |
4 |
1626 |
Didn't we see this one in the last gallery? |
1.2358 |
0.04771 |
123 |
100 |
17 |
6 |
1627 |
Will you stop staring at us? |
1.2353 |
0.04083 |
119 |
92 |
26 |
1 |
1628 |
Some masterpiece you are! |
1.2344 |
0.04503 |
128 |
103 |
20 |
5 |
1629 |
My third-grader could have painted that. |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1630 |
So this is what the hotel brochure means by ‘picturesque views from every suite’. |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1631 |
“You lookin’ at me? You lookin’ at me? Then who the hell else are you lookin’ ? |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1632 |
What the hell are YOU looking at? |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1633 |
Who would hang a mirror in a museum? That's not art! |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1634 |
That poor man is in a painting. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1635 |
This takes Realism to whole new level! |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1636 |
Hurry! Before we dry. |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1637 |
It says it's named after a Judy Collins song. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1638 |
Are you the art or are we? |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1639 |
No, you're the abstraction! |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1640 |
This one's called 'There but for fortune.' |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1641 |
We are from the alt-right. You are alt-wrong. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1642 |
You lookin' at me??? |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1643 |
The facial proportions seem off. |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1644 |
Which side of the frame are you on? |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1645 |
What's this painting called, "Old Stiff With No Sense of Humor"? |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1646 |
It says that this one is a middle aged out of work computer guy. |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1647 |
Seems like I have seen this picture before! |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1648 |
We are #172 - Woman unwilling to descend a staircase. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1649 |
We're canvassing this area. |
1.2339 |
0.05006 |
124 |
103 |
13 |
8 |
1650 |
Our travel agent recommended Artbnb for a truly immersive experience |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1651 |
Archie, Edith, or Meathead (even Herbert Hoover) would have made a better President than this moron |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1652 |
This painting has a mind of its own |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1653 |
We're the Bjornstadts from Trondheim-- and apparently every time that crazy Edvard Munch sees us, he starts running though the streets screaming. We just want him to come to our choir practices at St, Olaf's on Thursday nights. |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1654 |
I dunno…all the pamphlet thingy says is ‘Modern man. Confused. One of an ongoing series.’ |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1655 |
This one is titled Appreciating Great - wait, isn't that your cousin Fred?!! |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1656 |
Through the Looking Glass |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1657 |
I don't care what the catalogue says, it is a two way mirror in a fancy frame! |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1658 |
What I resent is being called a medium. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1659 |
You aren't the only one with an agenda. |
1.2339 |
0.04146 |
124 |
97 |
25 |
2 |
1660 |
They told us to get our parking ticket validated at the Italian Renaissance. Can you point us to the nearest Raphael? |
1.2339 |
0.05006 |
124 |
103 |
13 |
8 |
1661 |
Not sure what I think about this one. Wish we'd gotten the audio tour! |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1662 |
It's a bit too abstract for my tastes. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1663 |
Hey mister, have you seen Alice? |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1664 |
This one's called 'Mirror, Interrogation Room No. 4.' I don't get it. |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1665 |
It's called "This Is Not a Skype" |
1.2339 |
0.03985 |
124 |
96 |
27 |
1 |
1666 |
And our final demand is to get us the hell out of this piece of conceptual art. |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1667 |
This is more introspective than I thought it would be! |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1668 |
What are you looking at? This is just a hole in the wall. |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1669 |
Not very lifelike, if you ask me. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1670 |
I don't get it! |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1671 |
Len Kenta's "This Says What The Fuck Are You Looking At" was less realistic than I expected. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1672 |
It's rude to stare. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1673 |
I never knew George was a masterpiece... |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1674 |
Is this the fourth dimension, or do we need to take the elevator? |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1675 |
This isn't art! It's a hole in the wall! |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1676 |
It says this piece is on loan from the Window Museum. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1677 |
Please help us! We were framed! |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1678 |
I think we are all framed. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1679 |
Can you direct us to Doctors Without Borders? |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1680 |
It says here, 'Still Life at the Louvre'... Kind of weird, but I like it. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1681 |
And you thought art would rescue you from your dysfunctional family. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1682 |
I told you you'd always be on the outside looking in. |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1683 |
Hey buddy - what's the title of this thing? |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1684 |
We represent the insider view. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1685 |
It's a van Gogh portrait, during his boring period. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1686 |
You call this art? Looks more like Steve to me. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1687 |
It’s getting harder to separate the art from the artist. |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1688 |
Jewish Gothic |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1689 |
I thought you said to meet in Impressionism not Surrealism. |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
1690 |
“American Pathetic.” I don’t get it. |
1.2333 |
0.04054 |
120 |
93 |
26 |
1 |
1691 |
This is just a hole in the wall. Don't try to pass this off as modern art. |
1.2333 |
0.03877 |
120 |
92 |
28 |
0 |
1692 |
I usually don't talk to strangers, but we need a fourth for bridge. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1693 |
I feel a real connection with this piece. |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
1694 |
It says here it's called "Window to the World." |
1.2331 |
0.04254 |
133 |
106 |
23 |
4 |
1695 |
Nothing to see here, folks; just another white guy! |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
1696 |
Listen up, we only have a thousand words. |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1697 |
Hey, that guy must be famous! I saw him wandering around the lobby 20 minutes ago. |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
1698 |
This is taking minimalist a bit far |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
1699 |
A man leaves home to post a letter but instead encounters Art (with his sisters Effie and Elsie). |
1.2314 |
0.04354 |
121 |
96 |
22 |
3 |
1700 |
An early representation of Insider art... |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1701 |
They made his wrinkles look so lifelike. |
1.2314 |
0.04192 |
121 |
95 |
24 |
2 |
1702 |
You probably have the same list, so what's real and what"s art? |
1.2314 |
0.05083 |
121 |
101 |
12 |
8 |
1703 |
Here's the list of our demands or we'll be stepping out of frame! |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1704 |
Looks like someone finally put him in the picture. |
1.2302 |
0.04530 |
126 |
102 |
19 |
5 |
1705 |
Who are you calling Expressionist?! |
1.2301 |
0.04171 |
113 |
88 |
24 |
1 |
1706 |
Too realistic. I prefer abstract. |
1.2295 |
0.03996 |
122 |
95 |
26 |
1 |
1707 |
I like something more realistic |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1708 |
This piece really speaks to me. |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1709 |
Is this exhibit surreal or what? |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1710 |
We didn't do it - we're being framed! |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1711 |
Read your catalogue, you idiot, it says right here, This is a mirror, and we're art ghosts. It's called conceptual reflective surrealism. |
1.2295 |
0.04322 |
122 |
97 |
22 |
3 |
1712 |
The eye of the beholder is in the eye of the beholder. |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1713 |
You got framed? We thought you were stolen, Art. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1714 |
It's art about a guy looking at art, and we're the art, and so is he! |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1715 |
Me looking at you looking at me looking at . . . . |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1716 |
Let us out! |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1717 |
Who’s imitating what? |
1.2288 |
0.04240 |
118 |
93 |
23 |
2 |
1718 |
This Black Mirror episodes makes no sense |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1719 |
"Hey Jenkins, we're waiting outside to go to dinner. Get a move on". |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1720 |
I’m pretty sure the artist is still alive. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1721 |
I hear you. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1722 |
Hmm, the subject of this piece seems lonely, confused, and ugly. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1723 |
The painting of a guy standing with a piece of paper in his hand is not art in my opinion. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1724 |
It's called realism, buddy! |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1725 |
...and we're sick and tired of hanging around waiting for you to call. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1726 |
The eyes follow you to the next room. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1727 |
Poor soul, doesn't even realize his life is on display. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1728 |
We were framed, I tell you. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1729 |
It says the artist entitled this one, The Moron. |
1.2288 |
0.05022 |
118 |
98 |
13 |
7 |
1730 |
This ticket said what we did was illegal. But we were framed. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1731 |
We were supposed to find Alice. What are you doing here? |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1732 |
You're the still life! |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1733 |
They call this art? I don't get it. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1734 |
It says here that he's a Best Picture nominee. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1735 |
It's called 'Ode to Transparency.' |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1736 |
If you check the credits, it says 'Acme Window Installers Co., |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1737 |
Here's a list of our demands now that we are in the picture. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1738 |
This is an excellent example of outsider art. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1739 |
He ain't no oil painting. |
1.2288 |
0.04066 |
118 |
92 |
25 |
1 |
1740 |
It’s by René Magritte. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1741 |
Oh for cryin' out loud! Even I could paint that. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1742 |
Yeah the eyes follow you... but it's the artist's realism that gives ME the creeps. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1743 |
Realism is not my thing. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1744 |
What the heck are you doing on a Sunday afternoon, visiting a museum when you should be visiting your mother! |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1745 |
I definitely should have taken the blue pill instead. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1746 |
Hey! This is just a hole in the wall! |
1.2288 |
0.04240 |
118 |
93 |
23 |
2 |
1747 |
If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1748 |
This is performance art, and had you even glanced at the brochure, you'd know that we are the performance. |
1.2288 |
0.04240 |
118 |
93 |
23 |
2 |
1749 |
What you lookin' at? |
1.2281 |
0.04139 |
114 |
89 |
24 |
1 |
1750 |
Obama did it. |
1.2281 |
0.04990 |
114 |
94 |
14 |
6 |
1751 |
You’re too late. We took the red pill. |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1752 |
But the skin tones are off |
1.2276 |
0.04291 |
123 |
98 |
22 |
3 |
1753 |
It says here you're supposed to be just a boy, with golden locks, clad in a blue satin costume of the period. |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1754 |
The artist calls this "Self reflection" |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1755 |
That's a surrealist. |
1.2276 |
0.04872 |
123 |
102 |
14 |
7 |
1756 |
Can you spell h-a-l-l-u-c-i-n-a-t-i-o-n? |
1.2276 |
0.04132 |
123 |
97 |
24 |
2 |
1757 |
I remember this entirely differently from the last time! |
1.2276 |
0.05007 |
123 |
103 |
12 |
8 |
1758 |
No, her name is not Alice; and no one is ten feet tall. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1759 |
Herman. Please help us get out of this damn thing! |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1760 |
Mirror mirror on the wall. I'm not Trump and yes, he is an asshole! |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1761 |
Is everyone as disappointed in this 'Modern Man' Exhibit as I am? |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
1762 |
Hell. I coulda done THAT! |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1763 |
This must be a Whistler's Father |
1.2269 |
0.05124 |
119 |
100 |
11 |
8 |
1764 |
Well, at least it's not another Monet haystack. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1765 |
American Gawkic |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
1766 |
I thought you said you were going to a basketball game? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1767 |
I think I'm beginning to understand a little more about 'performance art.' |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1768 |
It's called 'The Summons Server'. |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1769 |
Whaddya mean 'Is it art'? I'M Art! |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1770 |
"Sorry, Bud, "fake art," nothing to see here. |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1771 |
It's really not a very good likeness. |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1772 |
I feel like I could have done this one |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1773 |
Brother, we are holding this intervention because we love you. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1774 |
Hey Art! I told you guys I'd recognize Art when I see him. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1775 |
Hello, my name is Art, and I have been framed. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1776 |
What do ya mean, where's the pitchfork? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1777 |
Why are you staring at us? |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1778 |
Limerick: The Arts have always been a hobbery...It lends an air of snobbery...But to get into this gallery takes half of my salary...And this isn't art...It's robbery. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1779 |
Look at this one, Hazel - the eyes really do follow you! |
1.2269 |
0.04984 |
119 |
99 |
13 |
7 |
1780 |
Even spookier is that person behind him holding the magazine. |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
1781 |
Looks like a temporary exhibit |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1782 |
This will be perfect for our bedroom. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1783 |
So you were framed....move on! |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1784 |
Sorry Vincent. This is your intervention for Artlovers Anonymous. |
1.2269 |
0.04984 |
119 |
99 |
13 |
7 |
1785 |
Too much realism. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1786 |
here's a masterful example of art that speaks for itself. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1787 |
I would call it “Perplexed” |
1.2269 |
0.04036 |
119 |
93 |
25 |
1 |
1788 |
Henrik felt that it lacked verisimilitude. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1789 |
three mega-burgers,three mega-fries and three DIET cokes! |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1790 |
It says "Please excuse wall hole." Maybe they mean Andy Wallhole? |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1791 |
Looks like it came with the frame. |
1.2269 |
0.04984 |
119 |
99 |
13 |
7 |
1792 |
It's whatever you want it to be...... |
1.2269 |
0.05124 |
119 |
100 |
11 |
8 |
1793 |
We're in the present modern section. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1794 |
So much for one-way mirrors. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1795 |
Hey! You're not supposed to be in the Picasso room. |
1.2269 |
0.04036 |
119 |
93 |
25 |
1 |
1796 |
Please help free us, we’ve been framed! |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1797 |
Who the Hell is Art? |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1798 |
It's a duplex with a shared picture window! |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1799 |
It's called "Through the Looking Glass'. |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
1800 |
Who are you to say what the meaning behind this painting is? |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
1801 |
Are you a nymph or a faun? |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1802 |
Do The Scream or get out of the frame. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1803 |
You never call, you never write! |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1804 |
Creepy. Its eyes follow you around the room. |
1.2269 |
0.04984 |
119 |
99 |
13 |
7 |
1805 |
It's amazing what passes for art these days! |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1806 |
Look, Edna, this exhibit shows an intellectual. Apparently, they're almost extinct. |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1807 |
It’s a little too contemporary for me. |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
1808 |
This is too transparent for me. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1809 |
Wow, artists these days will paint any ugly face and call it art. What do you ladies think? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1810 |
This might be a little too minimalist for us too. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1811 |
Stop whistling at my mother! |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1812 |
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away. |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1813 |
No, I'm not "Woman Descending the Stairs". |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1814 |
It's not polite to stare! |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1815 |
This ones an old classic. |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
1816 |
you call that Art!? I say it's Bill Tornton! |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1817 |
Are you looking at me? - Are you looking at me?? Because, if you're looking at me... |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1818 |
What do you mean I've been served! |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1819 |
Are you the artist?! |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1820 |
The eyes on this one, so realistic, it's like they follow you all around the museum. |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1821 |
I don't know, Madge. Must be one of them pree-formance art thingies. The card just says, "Make up a caption." |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1822 |
I told you I'd come visit. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1823 |
Wow! Look how the artist captures the mediocrity of his subject. He really shows you what a man who has accomplished absolutely nothing in life would look like! |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1824 |
So do you turn left or right on the Hall of Mirrors? |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1825 |
I don't get it. This one is titled, 'One-way Mirror Looking At Loudmouth.' |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1826 |
This gaping hole in the wall was installed over a century ago. The craftsmen of the framework remains a mystery; ever mired in controversy. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1827 |
Help! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1828 |
My card says objects in this mirror may appear to be a folie à trois or a folie à quarte. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1829 |
Exhibit 432 reads, Rod Serling as an older man. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1830 |
We didn’t sneak in; we’ve been framed! |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1831 |
We're trying to find the EXIT. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1832 |
It's the weirdest thing... Ever since Trump changed the water, you don't know if you're on the inside looking out, or on the outside looking in. |
1.2250 |
0.04802 |
120 |
99 |
15 |
6 |
1833 |
Art imitating life" vs "life imitating art |
1.2250 |
0.04342 |
120 |
96 |
21 |
3 |
1834 |
Monet talks. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1835 |
Honey, Its the repo man!! |
1.2250 |
0.04802 |
120 |
99 |
15 |
6 |
1836 |
Wow. It's like this painting is staring right back at me." |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1837 |
Here's news for YOU, pal: WE'RE at a freak show! |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1838 |
Don't blame us. We were framed. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1839 |
That picture "Man With Glasses Holding Paper" is so clear he could be standing in the next room. |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1840 |
Careful—this one'll really suck ya in. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1841 |
Oh, and I suppose you're "Members Only". |
1.2250 |
0.04007 |
120 |
94 |
25 |
1 |
1842 |
You don’t look like “Landscape with the Fall of Icarus.” |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1843 |
How do you like being stared at for a change! |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1844 |
Hey, buddy! Take a picture. It lasts longer. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1845 |
I think it's one of those Reality Museums. "CAN . . YOU . . SEE . . ME! |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1846 |
Is this Hogwarts? |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1847 |
So you're the peeping Tom! |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1848 |
Maybe I've been thinking too far beyond the frame. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1849 |
It says it's by an "Old School Virtual Realist". |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1850 |
If that's art, then I'M art! |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1851 |
Holly crap. . .that's Irving. This is a window not a painting. |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
1852 |
He must have been desperate for a subject! |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1853 |
Contemporary art doesn't speak to me. It just blinks and walks away. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1854 |
This is where we got sucked in |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1855 |
Uncle Vincent? |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
1856 |
This one's too abstract for my taste. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1857 |
Voyeur! |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
1858 |
You don't look that well composed yourself. |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
1859 |
Contrary to the hype, I just don't find super-realism all that engaging. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1860 |
We took a wrong turn in the Surrealist wing. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1861 |
This review said we're a must-see motion picture. |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
1862 |
it's like his eyes are following you |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1863 |
Yes, Virginia,. These days, just about anything can be called “Art.“ |
1.2232 |
0.04151 |
112 |
88 |
23 |
1 |
1864 |
Is this the Dada Exhibit? |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1865 |
When you're done staring, please move on! |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1866 |
It says that the artist is a master at capturing the bored stare. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1867 |
We think you may have overlooked the suggested $6 donation. |
1.2231 |
0.04310 |
121 |
97 |
21 |
3 |
1868 |
Stop staring at us ! |
1.2222 |
0.04225 |
117 |
93 |
22 |
2 |
1869 |
We’re looking for Alice |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1870 |
I promise you, we'll be in MOMA by the end of the year. |
1.2222 |
0.05166 |
117 |
99 |
10 |
8 |
1871 |
Gals, it's like that man in the painting is staring right into our souls! |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1872 |
Which one of us is art? |
1.2222 |
0.04873 |
117 |
97 |
14 |
6 |
1873 |
It's called, 'Open Space.' |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1874 |
The card says it is a likeness of a 20-century middle-aged man. |
1.2222 |
0.04046 |
117 |
92 |
24 |
1 |
1875 |
We're found art objects. Gotta problem with that? |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1876 |
I believe I hit the wrong button. |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1877 |
Haven't been to a modern-art gallery in a few years, have you. |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1878 |
Yes, he looks more guilty than us, but we were framed. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1879 |
Don’t blame our family: we were framed. |
1.2212 |
0.05142 |
113 |
95 |
11 |
7 |
1880 |
Excuse me, where's the gift shop? |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1881 |
In the end he framed us. |
1.2212 |
0.03922 |
113 |
88 |
25 |
0 |
1882 |
This is what reality TV looked like hundreds of years ago. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1883 |
I think this one's on temporary loan. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1884 |
I know art when I see art, and you are definitely not Art. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1885 |
The next painting is a real life of a boring man dressed for the 80s. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1886 |
Three cheeseburgers and two fries . |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1887 |
It says here, ‘Simulated Life on the Other Side’ by Anonymous |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1888 |
They call this ‘In Restoration.’ I think I get it. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1889 |
And here we have a classic example of the post modern patron. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1890 |
Welcome to Mr. and Mrs. America Six Pack Gothic. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1891 |
Is this some sort of existential statement? |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1892 |
It's the definitive example of Outsider Art. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1893 |
Yeah...I see him too |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1894 |
Are you serious? My kid can draw better than that. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1895 |
I don't know anything about this, but I'd say it looks like a really bad portrait of your father |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1896 |
I'm pretty sure someone just put a frame around a window. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1897 |
You can’t get here from there. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1898 |
Always Greener |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1899 |
Look Lois, the eyes follow you wherever you go! |
1.2212 |
0.04119 |
113 |
89 |
23 |
1 |
1900 |
This painting talks to me. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1901 |
Leave now before it’s too late! |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1902 |
I just don't get it, so lifelike yet so mundane. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1903 |
So you're just going to stand there and tell us with a straight face that this surprises you? |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1904 |
Ah, he does not look very life-like. I could paint better than that. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1905 |
It's the next step beyond hyper realistic art, Bob, and don't forget to pick up the groceries. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1906 |
What do you mean it's art looking at the fluid self ... I think this is an invasion of privacy. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1907 |
This one here's called, "Wheatfield with Crows." Should have been called, "Old Geezer with a Dumb Expression. |
1.2212 |
0.03922 |
113 |
88 |
25 |
0 |
1908 |
Are we in the wormhole now? |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1909 |
You owe me 999 more words, buddy. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1910 |
I'm not into realism. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1911 |
The Surrealism exhibit will blow your mind. |
1.2203 |
0.04193 |
118 |
94 |
22 |
2 |
1912 |
Now that’s why I don’t like realism! |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1913 |
We've decided that you're not a good reflection on us. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1914 |
Hello from the other side |
1.2203 |
0.04362 |
118 |
95 |
20 |
3 |
1915 |
This is transparently fraudulent! |
1.2203 |
0.04193 |
118 |
94 |
22 |
2 |
1916 |
We’re from out of town. When they raised the admission fees we got caught in limbo. |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
1917 |
You're going to stand there until you get it right. |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
1918 |
Purple Rose of Cairo was an homage! |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
1919 |
Hmm....I've got to stop seeing my family in everyone of these paintings |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1920 |
You're no oil painting either dude! |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1921 |
It's self-expressionism. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1922 |
Has Thomas Crown been in again? |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1923 |
I don’t care about whether it’s conceptual or not, it’s just ugly – no offence. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1924 |
Why would anyone want to paint uncle Pete? |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1925 |
I told you the realism section would be good. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1926 |
Today's audition day to replace that old American Gothic couple. Line's behind us, pal. |
1.2193 |
0.04087 |
114 |
90 |
23 |
1 |
1927 |
This one's a bit transparent to me... |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1928 |
...and you don't look like "Leda and the Swan", either. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1929 |
Hey! Get your own selfie-portrait. |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1930 |
The artist titled this one 'Real People,' I call it 'Nerd in an Art Gallery.' |
1.2193 |
0.04087 |
114 |
90 |
23 |
1 |
1931 |
What didn't he understand about PICTURE WINDOW ! |
1.2193 |
0.04946 |
114 |
95 |
13 |
6 |
1932 |
No. YOU'RE a painting, WE'RE in a museum! |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1933 |
If I wanted to stare at a hole in the wall, I could’ve stayed home for free. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1934 |
Shouldn't you be in a frame? |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1935 |
He looks as unimpressed as we do. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1936 |
I might ask you the same question, sir. What are YOU doing in there? |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1937 |
"We're lost! Where's the MOMA cafeteria? |
1.2193 |
0.03892 |
114 |
89 |
25 |
0 |
1938 |
They say its meta, but I think it's just meh. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1939 |
The ad says, "Breathtaking views of the city." That's not a breathtaking view of the city, that's Randy. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1940 |
Boy, even I could paint that guy to look more life-like. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1941 |
And if you don't meet our demands, Mona Lisa won't be smiling anymore. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1942 |
You’re supposed to be a Titian, why you’re not even a good James Thurber. |
1.2193 |
0.04946 |
114 |
95 |
13 |
6 |
1943 |
If you took the trouble to know your parents better, you'd understand. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1944 |
You should paint a portrait buddy, it'll last longer. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1945 |
I don't get it. It says, "In Search of Enlightenment". |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1946 |
We have been framed...We're innocent. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1947 |
I’m just not sure this one speaks to me, Honey. |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1948 |
OMG, it’s the My Pillow guy. |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1949 |
It’s called “David At The Museum, Now”. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1950 |
Here's a list of all the ways you've disappointed us, including your ridiculous obsession over art. |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1951 |
Is this the right one? I didn't think Van Gogh wore glasses. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1952 |
"Charlie", by Mary and John Smith, 1949. |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1953 |
Get the hell out of our living room! |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1954 |
I forget — is this technically modern or postmodern art? |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1955 |
It's titled, 'A Crabby Looking Guy Wearing Glasses on his Way to the Barber'. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1956 |
We're the art. |
1.2193 |
0.03892 |
114 |
89 |
25 |
0 |
1957 |
It seems the artists are on strike. |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1958 |
Harold, don't believe them. Obviously we've been framed! |
1.2193 |
0.05101 |
114 |
96 |
11 |
7 |
1959 |
It's derivative. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1960 |
We just got access to another one of your ivy-covered public institutions you elitist, liberal, art-loving snowflake. |
1.2193 |
0.05251 |
114 |
97 |
9 |
8 |
1961 |
Hey, I'm no art critic, but 'Mr. Art Expert,' I think you paid a million dollars for a window. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1962 |
Can you imagine how long we've been waiting for you? |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1963 |
My six-year-old could draw that. |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1964 |
Would you please move? We can't see her eyes. |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1965 |
Art imitates life |
1.2185 |
0.04162 |
119 |
95 |
22 |
2 |
1966 |
How long will this space be under construction? |
1.2182 |
0.04357 |
110 |
88 |
20 |
2 |
1967 |
Help! We came through the wrong entrance!" |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
1968 |
I know how he feels. |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
1969 |
Any chance you can direct us to the Edward Hopper wing? |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1970 |
Eh, I could do that. |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
1971 |
I'd say you're being framed... |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1972 |
It’s too cartoonish. |
1.2174 |
0.04056 |
115 |
91 |
23 |
1 |
1973 |
Frankly, I'm sick of American Realism. |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
1974 |
You want my honest opinion? It's derivative, unconvincing, and betrays the artist's contempt for all of us. |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
1975 |
he doesn't even know he's been framed |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1976 |
It is a picture window ! |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1977 |
It's called "Oblivious." I don't get it. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1978 |
Our genre is "animated expressionism" where we initiate a reciprocal scrutiny of our viewers. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1979 |
Definitely derivative. |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1980 |
I know they said this one was particularly lifelike, but I just don't see it |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1981 |
I know art imitates life but this is ridiculous! |
1.2167 |
0.04761 |
120 |
100 |
14 |
6 |
1982 |
so here are MY thousand words |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1983 |
Everybody's a critic. |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
1984 |
As Trump would say "Fake Views" |
1.2155 |
0.04868 |
116 |
97 |
13 |
6 |
1985 |
What’s this a picture of? Some guy with glasses. I don’t get it. |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
1986 |
Norman finally found a piece of art that really spoke to him. |
1.2155 |
0.05020 |
116 |
98 |
11 |
7 |
1987 |
I know this isn't a Picasso but he certainly looks abstract. |
1.2155 |
0.04868 |
116 |
97 |
13 |
6 |
1988 |
His eyes follow you around the room. |
1.2155 |
0.04025 |
116 |
92 |
23 |
1 |
1989 |
THIS is what I had to wait an hour to see? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1990 |
Who in the hell are you calling surreal? |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1991 |
Stop "Framing" us as socialist, liberals, leftists, etc. just because we are Democrats. What we are is Country before Party, got the "Picture"? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1992 |
It’s called ‘What the........ |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1993 |
This one is titled “Artificial Intelligence” |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
1994 |
What did you expect for free admission, Rembrandt? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1995 |
If we can just keep our picture perfect family on this side of the wall, everything will be great. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1996 |
With your breath, I prefer that we Skyped. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1997 |
Harry, have you got your wand with you? We're stuck on the wrong side! |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1998 |
Talk about framing a conversation. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1999 |
Hi, my name is Art. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2000 |
Finally a piece of modern art that tells you what to take away. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2001 |
I'm sorry, but we do not require your services at this time. We will however, keep you in mind for future painting person positions. Thank you for applying. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2002 |
No, we are not Picasso; we are in maintenance |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2003 |
Listen Mack. We wouldn’t call it art either. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
2004 |
Is this the Instagrams? |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2005 |
I hope you realize... we're just a painting |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
2006 |
It says $10,000 but we'll take any reasonable offer. |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
2007 |
I'm not really into this one. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2008 |
They call it 'hi' art. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2009 |
This isn't a pipe, either. |
1.2143 |
0.05141 |
112 |
95 |
10 |
7 |
2010 |
It's like your eyes are following us. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2011 |
What a lousy picture window! |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
2012 |
I think the perspective is off. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
2013 |
Excuse me, we're looking for the "Lost Works of Art" exhibit? |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2014 |
If this is the Hall of Self-reflection, I want a refund. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2015 |
There's a nice balance between positive and negative space. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
2016 |
Martha.........I believe we are life imitating art.... |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
2017 |
"What the hell is 'Personne Normale'? |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
2018 |
I said, is there anything you want me to ask Di Vinci? |
1.2136 |
0.04286 |
103 |
82 |
20 |
1 |
2019 |
I think this mirror is broken. |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2020 |
Only for clarification, who is the picture: you or us? |
1.2130 |
0.05104 |
108 |
91 |
11 |
6 |
2021 |
Eh, I could do that. |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2022 |
It says his name is Art. I don't know much about him, but I like him. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2023 |
Can I get a double cheeseburger, an order of nuggets and 2 Coke’s? |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2024 |
This is art? |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2025 |
This is an inheritance? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2026 |
I thought you moved to Miami. |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2027 |
I never have cared that much for these hyper-realism paintings. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2028 |
I didn't know hyperrealism was a trademark of post-postmodernism. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2029 |
Notice how his eyes follow us. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2030 |
This painting is one of the finest examples of the new realism school. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2031 |
Turn around, go back to the lobby and pay the damn full suggested admission. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2032 |
You framed us! |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2033 |
Why it's the MyPillow man! |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2034 |
It's MOMA's new Virtual Reality audio guide. We're actually in Hoboken. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2035 |
If a picture is worth a thousand words - then this is going to take a while to explain.. |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2036 |
Howdy, welcome to the Gallery of Realism. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2037 |
Hey buddy, who's to say you're not the one on display!? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2038 |
That guy in the painting looks so real. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2039 |
He looked so much younger in the catalog. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2040 |
I don't have your painting. It was like this when we got here. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2041 |
It seems realism is back en vogue. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2042 |
The frame is worth more than the asking price. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2043 |
Art can be very confusing. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2044 |
I did say "who is trying to frame WHOM"! |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2045 |
Creepy. His eyes have been following us since 5th Avenue. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2046 |
This is one of the worst attempts at Expressionism I have seen. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2047 |
It used to be 'people watching.' Now it's 'reality art.' |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2048 |
No! We are the ones criticizing you |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2049 |
What are you looking at? Keep moving, please! |
1.2110 |
0.04137 |
109 |
87 |
21 |
1 |
2050 |
Oh my. Why didn't anyone tell me I look that miserable? |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2051 |
"On further reflection" just won't cut it anymore. Unless our demands are met, we're coming over. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2052 |
Are we on YouTube or are you on WeTube? |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2053 |
Too abstract for me. |
1.2110 |
0.04137 |
109 |
87 |
21 |
1 |
2054 |
"It's called reality painting! |
1.2110 |
0.04137 |
109 |
87 |
21 |
1 |
2055 |
And here's another one without an audio guide! |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2056 |
I wonder who took the painting out of this wall. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2057 |
And I say it's rude to stare! |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2058 |
You really thought we were a painting? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2059 |
Where can we find the artist formerly known as Picasso? |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2060 |
Help!They framed our whole family! |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2061 |
Modern art still confuses me. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2062 |
This one is called, "The Juxtaposition of Idiots." |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2063 |
Does this speak to you? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2064 |
It's derivative of that guy we saw in the cafe. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2065 |
This highest membership level isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2066 |
Stop calling us Suburban Gothic! |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2067 |
The artists's theme is to depict how the other half lives. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2068 |
Meet us in the gift shop and get us out of here before this exhibit travels to Schenectady |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2069 |
Just meet us in the cafeteria in 20 minutes. Can you at least do that? |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2070 |
No, we're the painting-- you're the gallery. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2071 |
Can you tell us where the bathroom is? |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2072 |
Have you seen Art? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2073 |
Notice how his eyes seem to follow us as we move along the frame. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2074 |
No, I don't know how the bidding is going to work. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2075 |
To think that I go to the art museum to get away from family. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2076 |
His eyes are following me! |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2077 |
This piece makes me feel like we are also being framed now. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2078 |
"Upset customer." Pencil drawing, Robert Leighton - 2018 |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2079 |
No, YOU’RE entering another dimension.... |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2080 |
...of particular interest here are the eyes... Why are you following us! |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2081 |
Personally I think the artist has taken realism too far. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2082 |
Trump is NOT being framed for collusion with the Russians! We have proof in a certified report by Bill Burkett and Mary Mapes that he frequently drinks Vodka and eats caviar and beef Stroganoff. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2083 |
This is the realism section. That haircut doesn't suit you. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2084 |
That's the guy who watches me shave and brush my teeth! |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2085 |
Innocent, I tell ya! We've been framed! |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2086 |
It says this is the Surrealism section. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2087 |
Hey. How’d you get out there? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2088 |
I don't know where the painting is but you gotta believe me, we've been framed. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2089 |
s'called "trump loy", I don't get it. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2090 |
How long will you be on exhibit? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2091 |
It's immersive. But is it art? |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2092 |
Must be a Picasso... |
1.2110 |
0.03926 |
109 |
86 |
23 |
0 |
2093 |
As victims of oppressive virtual art we make the following demands. . . |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2094 |
I just can't get into this super-realistic stuff |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2095 |
Hey! Stop appropriating our culture! |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2096 |
This one lacks expression. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2097 |
Bob always heard that one day, he’ll turn into his father, but he was not expecting to see his mother and sister too. |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2098 |
I swear, we've been framed! |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2099 |
Wow, that's so realistic it could almost be a photograph! |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2100 |
"What's your password"? |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2101 |
And my brochure says your the picture. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2102 |
We're looking for the 'Live Painting' exhibit. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2103 |
Didn't I tell you to turn the GPS on? |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2104 |
This is not a painting |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2105 |
I was expecting fine art but this museum is a real hole-in-the-wall. |
1.2110 |
0.04137 |
109 |
87 |
21 |
1 |
2106 |
This one's called 'Modern Philistine Amidst Great Works of Art.' |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2107 |
Whaddya expect? It's Hogwarts. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2108 |
It says here that you represent the Post-modernism's failure to explain an exalted sense of self. |
1.2110 |
0.03926 |
109 |
86 |
23 |
0 |
2109 |
They said we didn't pay the admission fee. We were framed. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2110 |
Is it watching you too? |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2111 |
Are you the audio guide? |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2112 |
There are always two sides to a story. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2113 |
How would you like to be stared at all day? |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
2114 |
I don't think it's a Warhol but it's definitely Pop art. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2115 |
I'll take a Rubens and a Bacon from your Munch for Lunch Special. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2116 |
What the...? My ticket says we're looking at Rembrandt self-portraits and you're not Rembrandt. |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2117 |
Hey- you're not very interesting to look at either. |
1.2095 |
0.03991 |
105 |
83 |
22 |
0 |
2118 |
what the heck is Hogwarts? |
1.2095 |
0.04426 |
105 |
85 |
18 |
2 |
2119 |
Living art? Avante garde? Cheap, I say. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2120 |
Toorealism |
1.2095 |
0.04426 |
105 |
85 |
18 |
2 |
2121 |
My selfie didn't turn out quite right. |
1.2095 |
0.04214 |
105 |
84 |
20 |
1 |
2122 |
It just says to look at this mirror and say what you really think about Uncle Bill. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2123 |
You probably think this song is about you, don't you? |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2124 |
Now I see why Larry said this exhibit was surreal! |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2125 |
Disgruntled family (1985) |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
2126 |
Nice try, Jeff Koons. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2127 |
I see right through this 'art' |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2128 |
This one's called reflection |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2129 |
We called my grandfather Dada. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2130 |
They call this exhibit the window to reality. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2131 |
Its a very cerebral piece. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2132 |
I call to order the first national meeting of the entire membership of the "Happy Trump Is President Club"! |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2133 |
Is this realist or absurdist? |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2134 |
That guy in the painting looks just like your cousin Jerry! |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2135 |
And I'll have the steak tartare, but not too rare. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2136 |
Again with the postmodernism? |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2137 |
I could have done that. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2138 |
'Conceptual' art always has such a condescending attitude. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2139 |
My five-year-old could do better than that! |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2140 |
It's a new movement, we're calling it Literalism. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2141 |
No, that was 2 cheeseburgers, 3 slices, and 4 fries! |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2142 |
Can you direct us to the "Clueless Tourist" exhibit? |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2143 |
Famous or not, we want out! |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2144 |
.... and 3 burgers, all to van go. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2145 |
We're looking for an interactive exhibit |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2146 |
The depth and perspective of this painting is so realistic |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2147 |
This is a window pane-ting? |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2148 |
It says it's by a realist and it's called "Nothing" |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2149 |
the family resemblance is uncanny |
1.2079 |
0.04058 |
101 |
80 |
21 |
0 |
2150 |
Are you sure this is the Realism exhibit? |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2151 |
Where is the surreal art section? |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2152 |
You couldn't have let us enter BEFORE you let the art thieves go in??? |
1.2079 |
0.04058 |
101 |
80 |
21 |
0 |
2153 |
As your future great-grandchildren, first on our list of advice to you is to NOT vote for Trump in the 2016 election. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2154 |
Looks like a Picasso. No offence, pal. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2155 |
Whaddya mean, 'What is art'? I'M Art! |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2156 |
This gallery is nothing but a hole in the wall! |
1.2072 |
0.05295 |
111 |
96 |
7 |
8 |
2157 |
I much prefer his early work. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2158 |
This isn't the Customer Service window? |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2159 |
The program says Trio Staring, but all I see is that jerk Nelson from down the block. |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2160 |
Since when is cutting a hole in the wall considered art? |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2161 |
When art imitates life too hard. |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2162 |
Have you seen Harry Potter? |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
2163 |
No, this is not Hogwarts. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2164 |
So this is why the rent is so cheap. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2165 |
Do you have to stare? |
1.2059 |
0.04258 |
102 |
82 |
19 |
1 |
2166 |
Painting Titled : "In-Laws" And... people wonder why abstract realism art drives most people crazy! |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2167 |
I believe you're on the wrong side of the picture, sir. |
1.2059 |
0.04258 |
102 |
82 |
19 |
1 |
2168 |
We took a wrong turn at the Monet |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2169 |
'This one's called 'Art lover'. Not much love that I can see.' |
1.2059 |
0.04023 |
102 |
81 |
21 |
0 |
2170 |
The Museum apologizes that the Mirror of Erised is currently out of order. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2171 |
They call this one "The Ultimate Realist." |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2172 |
This one has two titles: 'Picture Window' and "Country Rubes.' |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2173 |
This is a Realist’s approach to a Surrealistic Impressionism. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2174 |
What a waste of paint. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2175 |
It's titled "Peter Principle Lesser Bureaucrat" |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2176 |
Oh, jeez, look at him. I wonder what he saw to cause that face. |
1.2056 |
0.04144 |
107 |
86 |
20 |
1 |
2177 |
It clearly states on the invoice... 'includes mirror.' |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2178 |
If only I had known then what I know now... |
1.2039 |
0.04221 |
103 |
83 |
19 |
1 |
2179 |
You don't like it? Go to the zoo! |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2180 |
Are we in the conceptual art exhibition? |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
2181 |
Well, they got the "old" part right. What are you a master of? |
1.2039 |
0.04221 |
103 |
83 |
19 |
1 |
2182 |
You ain't no Harpo Marx |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
2183 |
Virtul Reality? I expected something a little more exciting! |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2184 |
My boundaries don’t feel challenged yet, do yours? |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2185 |
It's called "Meta". |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2186 |
The eyes are realistic but the skin color is way off |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2187 |
Staring is impolite! Could you at least greet us with a smile? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2188 |
This must be from the artist's 'gray period'. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2189 |
Sorry sir, but today's production of The Birth of Venus has been cancelled |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2190 |
When art tries to speak to you. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2191 |
Wow, this one's creeping me out. That guy's confused face is so realistic. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2192 |
Well, you always told me I should be in pictures... |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2193 |
I've heard of minimalism but this is ridiculous.... |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2194 |
I could have made this. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2195 |
Very Postmodern. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2196 |
Excuse me, where is the toilet? |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2197 |
It says here this picture's called 'a guy wearing glasses visits a museum.' Boring. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2198 |
And here we have some poor sap who paid $20 to see this garbage. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2199 |
It covers the hole in the wall very well. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2200 |
The Mad Hatter said this is where we could get a refund. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2201 |
Paradoxical-evocative-tactile. Let's all move on |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2202 |
Do you have Any Idea how hard your Mother and I worked so you could become an artist? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2203 |
"What, were you expecting "The Kiss"? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2204 |
It say's here the title is "non-plussed spectator", but I clearly see a smirk. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2205 |
This is a mirror that reflects your future. Meet the family, any questions? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2206 |
I’d like 3 Big Macs, 3 regular fries and 2 large Cokes and 1 Diet. To go. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2207 |
We're looking for the Surrealists. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2208 |
This is deep. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2209 |
I paid 25 dollars to admire this?! |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2210 |
Are you getting as much out of this as we are? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2211 |
Sorry pal, but you'll never be the fairest of them all. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2212 |
This is an introspective? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2213 |
Who'd want to paint that guy!? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2214 |
It’s like his eyes follow you. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2215 |
For God's sake you two, do something interesting. These 'Performance Art' tickets are non-refundable. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2216 |
Title: The Art of Complaining. 1953. 72 x 60 inches. Oil on water. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2217 |
Doesn't have enough dimension. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2218 |
Exhibit number 21 "Man Waiting In Gallery". According to the guide his eyes will follow us as we walk past. Neat, hey? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2219 |
What a piece of art, you say? Well, you are no Mona Lisa yourself. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2220 |
Is this saying the real art is the observer or that Monet on the far wall? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2221 |
Dialogue, 2018 |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2222 |
Sorry, ladies, the subject matter of this piece is intended to be more interesting. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2223 |
Can you let us out? We've been framed. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2224 |
I don't think he gets relational aesthetics. I'm the artist; you're the artist; we're all artists. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2225 |
The Title of this piece is "All I See Is A Sad Middle Aged Man". |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2226 |
It's performance art, so what will you be doing for us tonight! |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2227 |
This is horrible, I could paint that myself. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2228 |
Are you coming with us, or not? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2229 |
My ten-year old could have done that! |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2230 |
Honey, the sign here says it's a conceptual art piece called "Urban Elitist". |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2231 |
We're looking for the "Live Portraits" Gallery? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2232 |
I believe this is the Realism exhibit. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2233 |
That is one ugly painting. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2234 |
Please, Norman! Tell us about the third dimension. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2235 |
This guy's a real piece-a-work. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2236 |
The bidirectional freakout of modern realism really struck Bill. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2237 |
WTF ! |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2238 |
Three Bruegel Burgers and a bucket of Francis Bacon Snacks. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2239 |
I said "It's a shame you have no salary" not "Frame us in a gallery". |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2240 |
The artist describes this oeuvre as, “baffling but strangely compelling.” |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2241 |
This piece demonstrates how a figure can be realistic without being even remotely lifelike. No offense, pal. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2242 |
So lifelike, my guess is an Edvard Munch self portrait. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2243 |
They call it surrealism. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2244 |
Do you know where the Miro is? |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2245 |
PLEASE BID HIGH on this lot! We're the estate beneficiaries. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2246 |
It’s pronounced jif, not gif |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2247 |
I'm all for transparency in funding for the arts but this is a bit much |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2248 |
Look, Sarah! This Virtual Reality installation is incredible! That's exactly how I looked 30 years ago! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2249 |
A bit boring, but much more tasteful than the one hanging near the bathroom entrance. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2250 |
Titled: Coming out to your family. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2251 |
It's called, "The Three Dimensions of Howard" |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2252 |
And this work brings us face to face with cultural degradation. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2253 |
Which way to the meta art exhibit? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2254 |
You lookin' at me??? |
1.2000 |
0.04020 |
100 |
80 |
20 |
0 |
2255 |
Hmmmmmmm... somthing about this painting speaks to me....... |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2256 |
We're the hot new conceptual art group you've probably heard about. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2257 |
So where’s the front door to this place? |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2258 |
See! Told you I could see right through this stuff. |
1.2000 |
0.04149 |
105 |
85 |
19 |
1 |
2259 |
Take a picture ... It will last longer! |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2260 |
Sadly we were framed and sentenced to hanging but at least it’s a temporary exhibit. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2261 |
If you don't stop looking at us, we WILL give you something to look at. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2262 |
And we don't like being framed! |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2263 |
Oh, I get it, The Museum of Modern Artie...You're Artie, right? |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2264 |
This painting is so life like, don't you feel like he is looking right at you? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2265 |
Do you know how to get to Times Square from here? |
1.2000 |
0.05318 |
100 |
86 |
8 |
6 |
2266 |
The Art of Serving Divorce Papers |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2267 |
We got way too absorbed in this one. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2268 |
when it said to 'enter the work' I really didn't take it that seriously... |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2269 |
And you call this art? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2270 |
You stood too close to the Dali! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2271 |
I don’t like it. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2272 |
I just don't understand art these days. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2273 |
Did this painting just blink to you? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2274 |
Look, Mabel. It's that pillow guy. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2275 |
Not just framed! Maliciously libeled!! |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2276 |
Hey Honey, you didn't mention Fred was a male model. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2277 |
The label on our side says Fool's Paradise. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2278 |
We're also unclear of the Artist's intended meaning... Why not spend the extra $5, and take the Audio Tour? |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2279 |
Bob was sorry he had taken that night class "How Art Can Speak to You" |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2280 |
At least it's not a mirror. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2281 |
Wow! American portraits sure are ugly.. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2282 |
we were taken in by the painting :) |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2283 |
You were there last time! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2284 |
'This is what happens if you touch the paintings' |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2285 |
This says it's called, 'Reflections of two men with bad hair! |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2286 |
Mind your own damned business ! |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2287 |
We've been framed! There's no art here." "That's surreal. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2288 |
Hey, is this the Realism Gallery? |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2289 |
It's one of those paintings where the eyes follow you around the room. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2290 |
This one’s called, “Museum Realism.” |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2291 |
Not much to see here. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2292 |
Funny seeing you here |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2293 |
Some guy without an ear just drew us in. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2294 |
We ain't a masterpiece, we're the Hoovers. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2295 |
Yes, Art is Life |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2296 |
Well, what are you waiting for? Enrich me! |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2297 |
The art is always abstracter on the other side |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2298 |
Excuse me, but could you tell us how to get to the Art gallery? |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2299 |
A framed hole in the wall... Clever! |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2300 |
You listen up! This painting speaks for itself. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2301 |
Performance Art |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2302 |
I think I want my money back. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2303 |
Says it's a two-way mirror. But I think he's lookin' right at me. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2304 |
What do they mean by a viewer performance piece? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2305 |
Worst mirror ever. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2306 |
And we'd like it to go. |
1.1980 |
0.05269 |
101 |
87 |
8 |
6 |
2307 |
Hey! Why don't you go outside and play! |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2308 |
we'd like a little privacy, please |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2309 |
I know it's just a framed hole-in-the-wall, but it's for sale real cheap! |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2310 |
It's called 'Square-ism.' |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2311 |
We better have gotten our discount for this Life as Art exhibit. |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2312 |
“A Window to Your Soul”? But that’s Fred! |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2313 |
This is one is just titled 'Art' |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2314 |
This isn't art! We've been framed! |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2315 |
This one is listed in Who's Who as WTF? |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2316 |
This one is titled "Virtual Art Patron." |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2317 |
I like the realism, but I wish it were in color. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2318 |
Wow ... it's as if there's just a hole in the wall, revealing to us the "museum goer." |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2319 |
It’s called ‘Time and Space.’ I don’t get it. I never get art. |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2320 |
Son, we took your painting and put it back on the fridge where it belongs." |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2321 |
When you said local art, I didn’t know you meant our neighhor Art!! |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2322 |
Looking for something, Bud? |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2323 |
It's modernism, Jay. It's very sophisticated. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2324 |
Yeah, keep staring and see what happens. |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2325 |
Art is just too pedestrian nowadays. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2326 |
Should've sprung for the audio guide. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2327 |
My KID could paint that! |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2328 |
Uhah! Mr Big shot art historian. Ashamed to be seen with your family. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2329 |
It's a mirror. Id, ego, superego! |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2330 |
Have you found the immersive exhibit yet? |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2331 |
Do you have a staring problem? |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2332 |
I see something you don't see, and it's looking back at me. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2333 |
Sigh, I find this this nouveau realism to be dreadfully transparent. |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2334 |
It says, "Rembrandt, Final Self-Portrait". Sad... |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2335 |
I wonder what he is seeing. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2336 |
Art? That's not Art. That's that guy Phil we met at your sister's Christmas party. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2337 |
Is that you, Edgar? Wow did you get in there? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2338 |
What's the point of this picture of some dude standing in an art gallery? |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2339 |
Live Art Exhibition? Trust me Pal, you aren't what I expected either! |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2340 |
We work in the art world and like hanging here. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2341 |
We're in the modern art museum. You're in the old fart museum. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2342 |
Existential crisis in three, two... |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2343 |
I’ll take two dogs and a beer. Oh, and one Lichtenstein. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2344 |
This one titled ‘Interrogation Room’ ain’t nothin’ but a lousy mirror. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2345 |
Di you know how to uncapture our essence? |
1.1980 |
0.05269 |
101 |
87 |
8 |
6 |
2346 |
Art imitating life? |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2347 |
Live from New York it's Saturday Night Live |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2348 |
Don't look now, but there is someone over there checking you out. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2349 |
How do we get to Carnegie Hall? |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2350 |
Let's get out of this hole in the wall |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2351 |
Call 911. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2352 |
Untitled # 42. Nothing, nothing, & nothing on nothing. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2353 |
This reflects very badly on you. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2354 |
Look closer, the art is in the eye of the beholder. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2355 |
I feel like I'm at the aquarium. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2356 |
2050 CE Art Museum- "...and this art work is titled "Eye Contact" |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2357 |
The things that pass for art these days... |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2358 |
I'd say the artist's lack of talent is pretty transparent. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2359 |
I got your Starry Night RIGHT HERE, pal! |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2360 |
Of course this is art. It's hanging in a gallery! |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2361 |
Is it speaking to you now? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2362 |
Guidebook says this is called "Interdimensional Portal." What the hell does that mean, anyway? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2363 |
They call this one suckers at a museum. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2364 |
I've heard of the "male gaze" but never fully understood it until now. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2365 |
Ce ne sont pas des touristes. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2366 |
This piece doesn’t speak to me as much as 'Coat Check'. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2367 |
Yes, we’ll our ticket says nothing about “boring man with bad hair” but you don’t see us complaining! |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2368 |
While your out grab us some burgers and some fries and some depth. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2369 |
For what our tickets cost you could have at least taken a Golden Section pose. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2370 |
"Sir, any attempt to communicate with the 'Won't Sit Still Life' collection, is strictly prohibited". |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2371 |
Now I've seen everything! |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2372 |
Here are our demands: One Pitchfork, One Print Apron and Two Hot Dogs from the Papaya King. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2373 |
Have you ever heard of the Hole In The Wall Gang? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2374 |
Edith, he looks dumbfounded, in a life like kind of way |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2375 |
This is American Gothic circa 2018. We got nutthin'! |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2376 |
Either an example of 21st-century realism or just a hole in the wall. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2377 |
Who's that guy supposed to be? He just looks like some schmuck. ... It is lifelike though. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2378 |
Upon Reflection |
1.1980 |
0.03985 |
101 |
81 |
20 |
0 |
2379 |
That looks just like Grandpa Jed! |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2380 |
Bold brush strokes my eye. Looks like age wrinkles to me. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2381 |
The existential family. |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2382 |
The artist really captured his facial expression. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2383 |
I'm just more into Realism. |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2384 |
Is this art imitating life, or are we dead? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2385 |
Hey Lianne, doesn't this portait look exactly like that guy you met online last week? |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2386 |
No reflection on the artist, but I could have done this. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2387 |
Sorry, I don't have any other lines than 'What are you looking at?' |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2388 |
Could you wipe that smirk off your face? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2389 |
A cruel take on impressionism |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2390 |
Hey ! Where's the missus and your pitchfork ? |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2391 |
It's called "Mind your own beeswax", pal! |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2392 |
Honey, I told you we took a wrong turn somewhere. |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2393 |
Says here, 'landscape with manscape' |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2394 |
What makes you think you're an art critic? |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2395 |
I told you no photos allowed...now you're in there forever. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2396 |
Is this what they mean by securing our borders? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2397 |
I don't get this abstract art. |
1.1961 |
0.05221 |
102 |
88 |
8 |
6 |
2398 |
Can you please give us simple directions to the Mall of America? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2399 |
Why can't you be satisfied with the screen on your phone for Facebook images, like everyone else? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2400 |
I don't get it. It is titled "Window." He does look lifelike, though. |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2401 |
Do you agree to answer a few questions for our Museum Visitor Satisfaction Survey? |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
2402 |
Don't you just love reality art? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2403 |
RUN - run while you still can! |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2404 |
If I squint I think I can see my father. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2405 |
Fake! You can tell by the pixels! |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2406 |
Mildred, is this what they mean by the new realism? |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2407 |
You framed us but the gilt is yours! |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2408 |
This one looks just like our snooty neighbor! |
1.1961 |
0.05403 |
102 |
89 |
6 |
7 |
2409 |
Five bucks for a map? Ours was free. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2410 |
I know that look; I voted for the same guy. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2411 |
I don't care if your name is "Art," I still don't believe in art for art's sake. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2412 |
If I wanted to step inside another world, I would have gone to Washington. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2413 |
A transparent framing device whose meaning is opaque. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2414 |
Harry Potter soon regretted buying the mirror of Erised, as his parents just wouldn't stop nagging him every time he passed it. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2415 |
Family portrait, functional yet dysfunctional. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2416 |
And that’s how you cover a hole artistically |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2417 |
At least realism survived the Trump Administration. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2418 |
I’ve had it with this minimalist bullshit. I expected real art and instead they put a hole in the wall with a frame around it and expect us to interpret it. First the blank canvases and now this. Fuck this, lets go to Hooters. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2419 |
I'll have a Cassatt with a side of Degas. |
1.1959 |
0.04308 |
97 |
79 |
17 |
1 |
2420 |
And third on the list, ‘the restrooms are dirty.’ |
1.1959 |
0.04308 |
97 |
79 |
17 |
1 |
2421 |
This is that famous realism piece, Man Confused In Museum. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2422 |
This is deep. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2423 |
Hey buddy...you know where we can find the "live art" exhibit? We've been wondering around here for days! |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2424 |
It is said, "Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life", but not this time. |
1.1942 |
0.03917 |
103 |
83 |
20 |
0 |
2425 |
"Do we look like Victorian nymphs to you?". |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2426 |
You call that art? I could have made THAT face. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2427 |
Heck, my three-year-old could paint that. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2428 |
It says this artist was so frugal that he was known to skimp on materials. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2429 |
We're 'art imitating life viewing art'. From where we stand, it's not pretty. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2430 |
I told you we should have crossed MOMA off our to do list. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
2431 |
Ladies, please! It's not about what it means. It's about what it is! |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2432 |
There is no outside. Only in. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
2433 |
‘We promise, we’ll make a really quiet yet artful addition to your home. Our son’s about to make a coffee run if you need anything?” |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
2434 |
Whoever made this frame did a beautiful job. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2435 |
No. This is *not* the fourth wall. |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2436 |
It says, "New Acquisition: Post-Photorealistic Realtityism" |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2437 |
It's a new work called, "The Next Room". |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2438 |
Me thinks they think I think they're real. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2439 |
FAKE ART, OUTRAGEOUS! 35 bucks each to view Sam, our accountant? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2440 |
The museum’s two-way mirror exhibit left some visitors confused and others frightened. Am I looking at me or someone else? |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2441 |
I'm looking for a 3 dimensional flat screen. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2442 |
Well, what've we got here. A painting of a confused man staring at a painting of an attractive man with his short, mute, son and a disembodied head that floats beside them. Very clever. Oy, my kid could paint that. My mute kid. Couldn't you, dummy? |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2443 |
It's so realistic! |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2444 |
This one is called "On-lookers at the Zoo" |
1.1919 |
0.03978 |
99 |
80 |
19 |
0 |
2445 |
This realism thing has crossed over to lazy. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2446 |
We came here to see art and we end up looking at Bob from next door. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2447 |
My name is Art. How do you do, and how do you like my work? |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2448 |
Give us a minute. We've misplaced our creative motivation. |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2449 |
I dunno, does he really qualify as trouvé if he's just standing on the other side of the wall? |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2450 |
I hate when an artist’s motif is so transparent. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2451 |
Scratch that. Make it three chili dogs, two nachos, a popcorn and a bag of peanuts. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2452 |
Funny, this one looks a little like my brother Frank. |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2453 |
We'd like three orders of avocado toast and a bottle of a modest pinot noir. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2454 |
Picture of a hung jury. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2455 |
it says in the program that this statue represents upper middle class pretentiousness |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2456 |
"Self Portrait", by famed split-personality artist I. Seymour |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2457 |
I hear he's into art almost as much as we are. |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
2458 |
Skim, almond, or goat's? |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2459 |
Fake views! |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2460 |
I call this nouveau realism |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2461 |
"The Couch Potato Eaters" it says here. |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
2462 |
Nothing a little chiaroscuro can't cure. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2463 |
And don't forget to walk the dog before you go to bed! |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2464 |
I'm sorry, but this room holds the older classics. To actually see the paintings, you need to connect to your digital converter box. |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
2465 |
It’s says here this is postmodern hyperrealizim, but I don’t see it. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2466 |
Whoever paid for that diorama should get their money back. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2467 |
Wait, does art imitate life or life imitate art? |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2468 |
I could have drawn that.” “I could have drawn that. |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2469 |
Reaction to Jackson Pollock No. 5. |
1.1919 |
0.03978 |
99 |
80 |
19 |
0 |
2470 |
Young man, you get yourself back here right away. The ministry of magic is coming! |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2471 |
This one’s called, “Kissing Booth”. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2472 |
I think I seen this Twilight Zone episode |
1.1915 |
0.04080 |
94 |
76 |
18 |
0 |
2473 |
I just decided I like landscapes way more than portraits. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2474 |
Hey Sis - this one's for you! It says he's a Widower looking for his fourth wife! |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2475 |
Oh look, a portrait of your grumpy brother Bob. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2476 |
This one is too surreal for me. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2477 |
Wow! Life really does imitate art. That's wild. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2478 |
It's still 2/18/18 in Seattle, I have caption for previous cartoon of elephant: "I'm moving away from the abstract, taking a more representational approach" |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2479 |
It's some dorky guy with a quizzical look on his face - that's not art! |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2480 |
We are lost in a corn maze. Where are you? |
1.1915 |
0.04080 |
94 |
76 |
18 |
0 |
2481 |
The artist took too much license. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2482 |
I coulda done that! |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2483 |
I can see the other side of the political divide |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2484 |
I can see how this artist was influenced by his days living in a hole in the wall. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
2485 |
These two way mirrors are so fake! You can't see anything in them but your own reflection! |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2486 |
Says here that he was a famous voyeur with a thing for mail carriers. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2487 |
If I knew beforehand that I'd be framed this easily, I would have done a plea deal with Mueller sooner. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2488 |
I've seen more realistic portraits. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2489 |
These magic eye pictures have come a long way, it really seems like I could reach out and touch him. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2490 |
I can’t read the whole description to you. It’s at least a thousand words. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2491 |
You are mistaking me for the complaint department. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2492 |
I hope this isn't just another "hole in the wall" gallery. |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2493 |
We're looking for the exit. |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2494 |
And I was wondering who painted YOU! |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2495 |
If this hole art thing doesn't work out.... |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2496 |
The title says "Disenfranchised," to me it just looks like an old man without an iPhone |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2497 |
Man in Flannel at the Ballot. Oil on canvas, 2016. As galleries go, this is a hole in the wall. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2498 |
Although not impressionists, we are able to leave you a lasting impression. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2499 |
Simple but very lifelike. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2500 |
Whose bright idea was it to put a window on the inside wall of a museum anyway? |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2501 |
AMERICAN GOTHIC RE-BOOT |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2502 |
Is somebody watching us? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2503 |
We can't find our cat. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2504 |
Which way to the Mona Lisa? |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2505 |
Next time you try to steal a canvas, maybe use a duller blade. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2506 |
So this is Duchamp's "A painting that doesn't shock, ..." |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2507 |
Yeah, well, you're no still life yourself, buddy. |
1.1875 |
0.04005 |
96 |
78 |
18 |
0 |
2508 |
If that’s an art connoisseur, then I’m A Polish Nobleman and you’re the Mona Lisa. |
1.1875 |
0.04005 |
96 |
78 |
18 |
0 |
2509 |
Uncle Jules, get us out of here! We don't like Post Modernism! |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2510 |
He's no Picasso. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2511 |
you have been a horrible reflection on your family |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2512 |
Congratulations. You can walk away. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2513 |
That ws then,this is now! Her mother moved in! |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2514 |
Not quite Rembrandt, but it has a nice contemporary look. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2515 |
And another thing, you need to look at yourself in the mirror and not be so judgmental of others. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2516 |
It says here that this one is entitled, "Looking Into An Alternate Universe!" |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2517 |
I get the feeling I'm looking into another dimension. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2518 |
Surreal isn't all they say it is. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2519 |
'…and until you and the background can at least begin to settle your differences maturely, you're both out of the picture.' |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2520 |
It's called 'What You See Is What You Are'. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2521 |
This is real outsider art! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2522 |
It says this is a Post Renaissance not-so-still-life. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2523 |
I guess art really is an acquired taste. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2524 |
Help! We’re being held captive behind this frame. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2525 |
My five-year-old kid could paint that. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2526 |
Mid-American Gothic |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2527 |
Help! We're trapped in this piece of performance art! |
1.1875 |
0.04005 |
96 |
78 |
18 |
0 |
2528 |
I'll never understand performance art! |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2529 |
may be an imitation |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2530 |
......and furthermore Bill, Madge here has shared with me her concerns about your drinking and staying out well past 10pm. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2531 |
The prenup needs reframing |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2532 |
What do you mean - that's a painting? I thought you were the painting. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2533 |
Our son, Dorian, asked if we'd like to hang out at the museum with him. Could you put 50 cents in our parking meter while we try to find the bath rooms? |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2534 |
The damn flyer never mentioned anything about having to watch liberals in their natural habitat. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2535 |
We were going to buy you ! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2536 |
Look at that face. Are we sure we’re in the Realism gallery? |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2537 |
It says here that it is contemporary art |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2538 |
We got a little carried away with our own version of a selfie |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2539 |
What's the matter, you never saw a moving picture show? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2540 |
We paid to see a real-life exhibit. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2541 |
About Time!!! " " You never phone and you never write! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2542 |
They are telling us the meaning of life, or some inane nonsense, but what difference does it make? |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2543 |
Some artists hold a mirror up to society, but this guy only managed a window. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2544 |
This art speaks to him. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2545 |
I guess it is surreal-ish. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2546 |
Who ya' gonna believe, the brochure or your lying eyes? |
1.1875 |
0.04005 |
96 |
78 |
18 |
0 |
2547 |
Art imitates life, imitates art! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2548 |
Well, if it isn't Norman Rockwell...er, Mr. Rogers. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2549 |
Yeah?...Well you ain't exactly no Botticelli yourself there bud. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2550 |
It says here this guy is some sort of genius. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2551 |
Why do his eyes keep following us? |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2552 |
Hey, you're Mona's kid! |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2553 |
I really don't care for this cubist stuff. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2554 |
Welcome to the Freud Museum of Art, Son! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2555 |
I'm so sick of MOMA. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2556 |
We're really into this particular piece. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2557 |
this is so real its like looking in the mirror |
1.1875 |
0.04005 |
96 |
78 |
18 |
0 |
2558 |
Yes, Director, but this is not what we on the board meant by 'Get more people into art.' |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2559 |
I'm afraid this is carrying 'virtual reality' a bit too far. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2560 |
Say what you like, this hyper realist stuff shows it warts and all. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2561 |
I understand that part of the touring exhibit is late arriving. |
1.1875 |
0.05196 |
96 |
83 |
8 |
5 |
2562 |
Terrible still life. |
1.1875 |
0.04005 |
96 |
78 |
18 |
0 |
2563 |
This is one of those new "open concept" galleries. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2564 |
My 37-year-old brother-in-law could do this. |
1.1875 |
0.04005 |
96 |
78 |
18 |
0 |
2565 |
How artless. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2566 |
"The Other 99%" Oil on canvas |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2567 |
Hey, what is this; some kind of abstract art's counter-transference perspective? |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2568 |
He's real. But only sort of. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2569 |
Mirror imagery, that's what they 're calling it now? |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2570 |
Still life still isn't a good life. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2571 |
Its alright, the artist is a friend of mine |
1.1860 |
0.04221 |
86 |
70 |
16 |
0 |
2572 |
This piece speaks to me. Says I’m a shmuck. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2573 |
This is the last resort, to get your attention! |
1.1856 |
0.03968 |
97 |
79 |
18 |
0 |
2574 |
Help! You've gotta believe we're framed. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2575 |
The people watch museum. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2576 |
The tour card says this site is under construction. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2577 |
We paid $22 each for this? |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2578 |
Caucasian reflections of the American Dream. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2579 |
It's almost as if his eyes follow you |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2580 |
Excuse me sir but you look lost. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2581 |
The Portrait Subjects members are out of the picture until the following demands are met. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2582 |
This really speaks to me---it's moving---and the eyes follow you around. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2583 |
Yes, this is a picture of Mona and Lisa and I'm Leonardo. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2584 |
And this is Art. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2585 |
They built a wall. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2586 |
I just don't get it. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2587 |
It’s David Hockney |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2588 |
If you don't know anything about Salvador Dali please move to the work of art on your left. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2589 |
Wait, I thought you said this was a car wash. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2590 |
I thought the animals here would be more exotic. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2591 |
Let’s pray that never happens to us. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2592 |
I guess you paid the recommended admission fee. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2593 |
Oh, brother! A child could have drawn this one. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2594 |
This is not a painting |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2595 |
"You were expecting something abstract"????? |
1.1848 |
0.04069 |
92 |
75 |
17 |
0 |
2596 |
So who's looking at who? |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2597 |
I'm lactose intolerant. No cheese on the pizza! |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2598 |
Can you direct us to American Gothic? |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2599 |
People wondering why they have to pay $25 to look at each other. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2600 |
wow, that is one ugly portrait! |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2601 |
We still think you need to get a real job. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2602 |
This one is just a cartoon guy standing in a room - and they call that art? |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2603 |
It's called "The Insufferable Art Critic." |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2604 |
No, we didn't steal the van Gogh. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2605 |
Look, it’s a photorealistic portrait of our neighbor Jeff! |
1.1848 |
0.04069 |
92 |
75 |
17 |
0 |
2606 |
One Foot in the Grave, the artist definitely got the title right |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2607 |
Transient Window |
1.1848 |
0.04069 |
92 |
75 |
17 |
0 |
2608 |
Acrylic on canvas "Man with bill" |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2609 |
This one here is Arnie. If you adopt him, you get the museum free of charge. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2610 |
What did you expect? American Gothic? |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2611 |
We are representational of everyone's mom, dad and semi-estranged sister. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2612 |
They told me I would see the world in a whole new way. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2613 |
Why did they paint this loser? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2614 |
Hey, the sign here says this is supposed to be a Rembrandt but isn’t that George from down the street? |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2615 |
I hope no one notices the family resemblance. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2616 |
I don't know much about museum visitors but I know a good one when I see it. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2617 |
Hey, this piece is titled "Looking at Stupid!" |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2618 |
Actually, we're augmenting Trump's reality. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2619 |
The museum didn't want to waste money on repairing the wall again. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2620 |
My client was framed. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2621 |
Trudy, that painting is so realistic. It almost looks alive. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2622 |
Viewpoint of a Painting |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2623 |
It's a still life. |
1.1848 |
0.04069 |
92 |
75 |
17 |
0 |
2624 |
It's a decent piece for a hole in the wall museum. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2625 |
My 70-year old Dad could do that . . . |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2626 |
It is a brilliant example of post-2010 minimalism. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2627 |
If he's the fairest of them all, I want a new mirror. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2628 |
It's called "The Room Next Door" and it requires a crowbar, sawzall and caulkgun when it's on loan. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2629 |
Says here it's the next wave of realism. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2630 |
We're looking for the 'Impossible Cartoon Captions Exhibit.' |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2631 |
We aren't gothic Americans and your no blue boy yourself. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2632 |
$1,000,000 for a two way mirror? These artists are crooks! |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2633 |
Completed during his Paris years, Ridicule captures a human tragedy in progress. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2634 |
Heck, a first-grader could do a better job than that. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2635 |
us out of here! We've been framed!!! |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2636 |
It says, 'this one is rich with character' I am just not seeing it. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2637 |
We were looking for Times Square |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2638 |
First time seeing a picture window or what? |
1.1837 |
0.05097 |
98 |
85 |
8 |
5 |
2639 |
And they call this Art?!?? |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2640 |
You should try "My Pillow." |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
2641 |
He has such a surrealist expression |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
2642 |
You're alrady ON the other side, pal. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2643 |
Damn, this modern art...less creative every day. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2644 |
Stop staring....we didn't sign up for the Outsider Art exhibit! |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2645 |
The painting is lifelike, but in my opinion, it's not art. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2646 |
Should have done the audio self guided tour. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2647 |
Hey, buddy, what do you mean saying, 'Our life is only an imitation?' |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2648 |
We were framed! Get us outta here! |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2649 |
You have reached Ancestors.com |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2650 |
why are you looking at me from the inside out? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2651 |
The description says " you will experience a kaleidoscopic environments which offers the chance to step into an illusion of infinite space" but I only see a guy who looks like our neighbor Jerry. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2652 |
I don't like the way you look either. |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2653 |
Why, it's just a hole in the wall! |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2654 |
Artists today have become very lazy! |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2655 |
I told you to score those pills. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2656 |
Is this what happens under a Trump presidency? |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2657 |
The artist brings the viewer face to face with their own disappointed parental unit. |
1.1828 |
0.05284 |
93 |
81 |
7 |
5 |
2658 |
1 Chagall, Monet and Renior. Hold the Maplethorp please. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2659 |
Hey! You're not what we were expecting either! |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2660 |
Art? I could've done this! |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2661 |
The realism is mediocre at best. |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2662 |
It's called "Temporarily Unavailable" but it looks a lot like cousin Fred. Hey, where is cousin Fred? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2663 |
That's ALL it says,'CONFUSED'! |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2664 |
This is a great example of Stereoscopic art. It looks so real!! |
1.1828 |
0.04030 |
93 |
76 |
17 |
0 |
2665 |
. . . and this is one of his lesser works |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2666 |
I can’t believe what passes for art these days. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2667 |
Hi Mom! Hi Dad and Hello... my half sister. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2668 |
Not guilty, your honor. My client was framed. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2669 |
According to the time machine brochure it's "Portrait of a Museum Patron" in the Matryoska Museum in Moscow. |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
2670 |
The question is which side is the real painting on? |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2671 |
It's amazing what passes for art these days! |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2672 |
Off center, you say? Well picture this: we want out of here; and I have in hand the artist's release. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2673 |
Bloody heck, Mavis! That looks just like your brother Abe! |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2674 |
You signed up at Ancestry.com, right? |
1.1809 |
0.03991 |
94 |
77 |
17 |
0 |
2675 |
See kids, this is what happens when you throw yourself into your work. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2676 |
We think you're an impudent snob characterizing yourself as an intellectual. Have a nice day. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2677 |
I liked him better as a live action figure. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2678 |
Is your name Art? |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
2679 |
Possibly an amaturish hyperrealism, or Fred got lost again. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2680 |
The meaning isn't clear though. |
1.1798 |
0.04093 |
89 |
73 |
16 |
0 |
2681 |
If this is supposed to be a mirror to my soul then I wish I were dead. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2682 |
I was here first! |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2683 |
"Contemporary Disgruntled Museum Viewer"?! Man, I hate Modern Art! |
1.1798 |
0.04093 |
89 |
73 |
16 |
0 |
2684 |
I have to stop watching horror movies. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2685 |
Hi. I'm Art and these are my muses Muriel and Elaine. |
1.1786 |
0.04204 |
84 |
69 |
15 |
0 |
2686 |
Are you Blue Boy? |
1.1786 |
0.05399 |
84 |
73 |
7 |
4 |
2687 |
Hmm... I tend to favor pieces that are a little more muted. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2688 |
It's a mirror, we're over here. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2689 |
This must be the one titled, Confused Loser. |
1.1778 |
0.04053 |
90 |
74 |
16 |
0 |
2690 |
What are you doing in our picture? |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2691 |
What’re you lookin’ at, shithead? |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2692 |
Populism is taking over the art world too. |
1.1778 |
0.04053 |
90 |
74 |
16 |
0 |
2693 |
This doesn't look Italian... |
1.1778 |
0.04053 |
90 |
74 |
16 |
0 |
2694 |
Why would a guy ever have that weird look if he was posing for his portrait. I can't believe they even hung that here. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2695 |
Who would do this in a public space with live security cameras running? |
1.1778 |
0.04053 |
90 |
74 |
16 |
0 |
2696 |
Silly! You ARE on the other side. |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
2697 |
This one here says 'Bob the janitor 1957-', the Rockwell has been deaccessioned. |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2698 |
Is it true that you always refused to take out the garbage? |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2699 |
Who the hell do you think you are? |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2700 |
Aren't there two art galleries on this block ? |
1.1765 |
0.04159 |
85 |
70 |
15 |
0 |
2701 |
I would call this "Man In Lobby". |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2702 |
Find us a lawyer that paints; were framed. |
1.1765 |
0.04159 |
85 |
70 |
15 |
0 |
2703 |
- - - - |
1.1765 |
0.05339 |
85 |
74 |
7 |
4 |
2704 |
I'm sorry you're trapped that that painting, but I'm trapped in life. |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
2705 |
The description just says, "Warning! Perspectives may differ sharply." |
1.1765 |
0.04159 |
85 |
70 |
15 |
0 |
2706 |
A thousand words doesn't even come close. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2707 |
Action! |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2708 |
Now this one I really don’t get, and it’s ugly. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2709 |
According to the pamphlet, we're a picture of life. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2710 |
Wow. It seems so life-like. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2711 |
That's right -- we voted for Trump! |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2712 |
Apparently, by eliminating the art, you have viewer reception of the viewer. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2713 |
Pardon me, do you have any grey oil paint ? |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
2714 |
Well, it's nothing special, but at least this artist knew how to paint lips. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2715 |
I'm sick of this moving-life exhibit! |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2716 |
The museum says real, meaningful human interaction was displayed here once. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2717 |
Please do touch. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2718 |
Three Big Macs and a large fries, please. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2719 |
Where in the hell is the dang Mona Lisa anyway? |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2720 |
But there isn’t even any grass |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2721 |
We're in the picture. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2722 |
The program says it's from the Hogwart's art collection. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2723 |
Why is this cutout in the wall outlined as if it were a picture? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2724 |
The Classic Depiction of a Premature Encapsulation |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2725 |
Tell me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the guy in this picture look a lot like Rod Serling? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2726 |
Your face is off center. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2727 |
Are you George Seurat? |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2728 |
How long are we suppose to frieze for before our bargain ticket is valid? |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2729 |
So, you think we look "2-dimensional"? Everyone's a critic. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2730 |
I’m not going to be Surreal… YOU be Surreal! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2731 |
You may never forget, but I have to write things down |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2732 |
Can he really see us? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2733 |
Mom? Dad? ...once removed uncle Barry? What the fuck are you doing. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2734 |
The worst family portrait ever! |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2735 |
Well this is what happens when you don't return my lawn mower, Dale |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2736 |
It's called "Solitary Man Wondering What's Going On." |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2737 |
And lastly, I hear you. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2738 |
Rothko’s brother, Art. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2739 |
Yeah? Well you're not exactly the picture of health, either! |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2740 |
It says this one's a stark commentary on our political reality, but all I see is some intellectual who wants to take away my guns. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2741 |
He’s no oil painting! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2742 |
It says right on the brochure that we are a work in progress! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2743 |
Hey—if we’d known it was this sort of thing, we _would_ have dressed better. |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2744 |
That’s the worst Picasso I’ve ever seen. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2745 |
Classic First Impressionism |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2746 |
If we had known you were going to frame us, we wouldn't have accepted your offer! |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2747 |
But is it...ART |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2748 |
Amazing patron-realism painting. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2749 |
I'm not letting you out until you apologize. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2750 |
YOU feel ripped off? They promised us dinner and a movie on this side! |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2751 |
I didn’t do it! You framed me! |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2752 |