Contest #605


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Son, your Mom and I want you back in the picture. 1.8567 0.01068 5431 2128 1953 1350
1 Whatever you do, don’t take the stairs near the Escher painting! 1.8556 0.01120 5341 2231 1650 1460
2 The Demoiselles d’Avignon are out to lunch. We’re the McMurrays of Hackensack. 1.8525 0.01141 4982 2036 1645 1301
3 Imitating life. What are YOU doing? 1.8107 0.01249 3931 1647 1381 903
4 It's creepy how his eyes are following us. 1.8061 0.02088 1434 614 484 336
5 Well you're no masterpiece yourself, pal. 1.7861 0.01208 4217 1844 1431 942
6 It says "Man Looking Stupid". What does yours say? 1.7782 0.01120 4995 2241 1621 1133
7 We kinda got drawn into it. 1.7600 0.02069 1300 555 502 243
8 Due to NEA budget cuts, the painting you would have seen here will be described by my wife, Ethel, her sister, Irene, and myself. 1.7541 0.01099 5229 2452 1611 1166
9 We're life, imitating art. 1.7465 0.01056 5242 2365 1841 1036
10 Hey look, it's Art. 1.7402 0.01217 4257 2039 1285 933
11 Well, you're no masterpiece yourself. 1.7221 0.01102 4947 2363 1596 988
12 We don't get it either. 1.7143 0.01075 4869 2263 1734 872
13 You’re better off over there, in this reality Trump is president. 1.7132 0.01173 4634 2332 1299 1003
14 Whatever you do, don't take the behind-the-scenes tour! 1.7108 0.01131 4754 2332 1465 957
15 We're in the lower floor of IKEA....where are you? 1.7056 0.01113 4929 2444 1492 993
16 It really captures the desperation and hopelessness of middle age. 1.6935 0.01259 3589 1739 1211 639
17 Three against one says you're the painting. 1.6807 0.01146 4503 2280 1381 842
18 We're just enjoying our 15 minutes of frame. 1.6701 0.01251 3816 1977 1121 718
19 Most visitors find that this picture speaks to them. 1.6643 0.01416 2711 1344 933 434
20 Really? Ours is also titled 'The Museum Visitor!' 1.6620 0.01258 3541 1792 1154 595
21 Notice how his eyes seem to follow you. 1.6537 0.01300 3318 1704 1059 555
22 Yeah, well, from our side it say's "Coat Check." 1.6507 0.01184 4203 2229 1213 761
23 Oh yeah? Well you're no masterpiece either. 1.6493 0.01115 4468 2299 1437 732
24 Finally, something that speaks to me. 1.6472 0.01240 3515 1789 1177 549
25 Notice how the eyes seem to follow you around the room. 1.6465 0.01741 1850 961 582 307
26 Hey look, it's Art. 1.6464 0.01211 4095 2209 1125 761
27 Well, what did you expect for five dollars? This is Mona...and Lisa is right behind me. 1.6439 0.01291 3474 1844 1023 607
28 And here we have an excellent example of 'Expressionlessism'. 1.6329 0.01329 3220 1724 954 542
29 Oh, yeah? Well, we don't get you either. 1.6284 0.01242 3638 1947 1096 595
30 It’s disturbing how his eyes seem to follow you around the room. 1.6241 0.01307 3123 1640 1017 466
31 ?muesum eht ot yaw hcihw ,ydduB ,yeH 1.6176 0.01463 2730 1519 736 475
32 Art? That's not Art. I know Art. 1.6143 0.01380 3041 1693 828 520
33 It’s almost like he’s looking right at us. 1.6032 0.01395 2661 1426 865 370
34 Imagine how we feel. You get to walk away 1.5984 0.01509 2251 1210 735 306
35 I want my Monet back. 1.5975 0.01460 2626 1476 731 419
36 Oh yeah? Well, I think you're banal and derivative, too! 1.5956 0.01567 2233 1246 644 343
37 Lack of perspective is the least of our problems. 1.5915 0.01304 3065 1680 957 428
38 It's an Andy Wall Hole. 1.5910 0.01474 2765 1627 642 496
39 We were looking for the Escher exhibit, but I think we took the wrong staircase. 1.5894 0.01580 2092 1152 647 293
40 We were framed! 1.5873 0.01925 1444 807 426 211
41 I think we've both been framed. 1.5857 0.01445 2580 1451 747 382
42 That's my wife you're calling derivative. 1.5707 0.01392 2651 1494 801 356
43 This one's titled 'Adjoining Room', and it looks real as hell. 1.5695 0.01701 1791 1015 532 244
44 That's not Art. That's Dave. 1.5638 0.01495 2327 1334 674 319
45 We hope to return to the other side following the 2020 election. 1.5611 0.01599 2126 1249 561 316
46 Welcome to the Museum of American Art. I'm Art. 1.5588 0.01673 1838 1057 535 246
47 It's an Andy Wall Hole. 1.5570 0.01493 2519 1512 611 396
48 We are behind you dummy! this is a mirror. 1.5435 0.01859 1654 1022 365 267
49 You know this is the first time art has ever spoken to me 1.5419 0.01678 1729 998 525 206
50 This one's entitled: "Stunned Voter, November 2016" 1.5332 0.01711 1866 1148 441 277
51 No, we’re imitating life. You’re the one who’s imitating art. 1.5280 0.01612 1926 1151 533 242
52 It's so creepy when the eyes follow you like that 1.5250 0.01664 1838 1111 489 238
53 According to this, you’re a fifteenth century nude. 1.5227 0.01756 1651 1002 435 214
54 Can you take our picture? 1.5202 0.01716 1684 1015 462 207
55 Beware the fine print of the museum's lifetime membership policy. 1.5184 0.02319 953 584 244 125
56 It says it’s titled “lonely man looking at painting.” 1.5182 0.02076 1125 674 319 132
57 Is it just me or do his eyes seem to follow you? 1.5098 0.01830 1434 868 401 165
58 My God! He looks so real! 1.5077 0.02675 648 388 191 69
59 Modern art looks a lot like Norm, from church. 1.5069 0.01941 1304 800 347 157
60 I could swear his eyes are following me. 1.5023 0.01915 1288 784 361 143
61 You call it art, I call it a window. 1.5015 0.02588 672 402 203 67
62 ?ecilA nees uoy evaH 1.5008 0.01995 1210 744 326 140
63 Sure, you have time to go to an art gallery, but not to call your poor mother and father 1.5000 0.01989 1232 762 324 146
64 This one really speaks to me. 1.4996 0.01964 1239 761 337 141
65 Hey, it’s Art. 1.4975 0.02072 1200 762 279 159
66 Hey, want to join us? Trump's not president in our universe. 1.4975 0.02092 1188 757 271 160
67 Damn it, Diane. We're performance art again. 1.4943 0.02064 1137 708 296 133
68 Check out how his eyes follow you around the room. 1.4934 0.02043 1133 700 307 126
69 I think it represents the futility of man trying to understand art. 1.4932 0.02087 1109 691 289 129
70 This one's called "Here's Looking At You." 1.4924 0.02080 1117 697 290 130
71 No matter where he went, Stu could never shake the sense that he was always outside looking in. 1.4919 0.02074 1110 690 294 126
72 I liked it better when life imitated art 1.4909 0.02066 1047 636 308 103
73 I'm telling you... We've been framed! 1.4898 0.02111 1078 674 280 124
74 And I'm telling YOU that we want a bucket of fried chicken and three large Cokes! 1.4893 0.02139 1073 677 267 129
75 As far as our daughter is concerned, Fred, you're completely out of the picture. 1.4891 0.02129 1057 661 275 121
76 Can you tell if we’re life imitating art or art imitating life? 1.4887 0.02125 1060 663 276 121
77 And just to be clear, this is no reflection on you. 1.4884 0.02112 1034 638 287 109
78 We don't really know. We were in Surrealism and suddenly we were in Surrealism. 1.4811 0.02248 952 604 238 110
79 "We've been framed. Can you help us? 1.4806 0.02261 953 608 232 113
80 This painting not only speaks to me, it has a list of complaints. 1.4805 0.02267 947 604 231 112
81 What am I looking at? What are YOU looking at? 1.4803 0.02253 941 596 238 107
82 Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? 1.4780 0.02555 818 543 159 116
83 Oh, great. Even if we get out of this painting, we'll still be in a cartoon! 1.4775 0.02357 888 572 208 108
84 It is amazing the way the eyes seem to follow us. 1.4759 0.02297 891 565 228 98
85 It appears we’ve been framed. 1.4747 0.02313 891 569 221 101
86 Excuse me, do you know the way to the surrealist exhibit? 1.4731 0.02461 763 483 199 81
87 We're as unimpressed as you are, buddy. 1.4703 0.02446 842 553 182 107
88 Demand number one: we will not appear nude. Demand number two: we will not appear cubist... 1.4691 0.02343 810 509 222 79
89 Notice how the eyes seem to follow you around the room. 1.4685 0.02397 826 532 201 93
90 You'll note the eyes seem to follow you. 1.4682 0.02384 818 523 207 88
91 Ah,our program says: Man with Glasses; what does yours say? 1.4669 0.02368 801 507 214 80
92 It's called "Here's looking at you." 1.4667 0.02401 795 507 205 83
93 Notice how his eyes seem to follow you. 1.4653 0.02425 793 510 197 86
94 You wouldn't know a masterpiece from a hole in the wall. 1.4651 0.02523 787 520 168 99
95 He looks so life like. 1.4648 0.02356 781 490 219 72
96 It's called 'Nude with Clothes On.' 1.4637 0.02564 757 500 163 94
97 Just lift your legs and climb over, Herb. The guard's not looking. 1.4636 0.02400 783 499 205 79
98 Honey, come quick! This one really speaks to me. 1.4633 0.02441 777 500 194 83
99 It doesn't look any better from this side. 1.4633 0.02462 762 490 191 81
100 I can't get out. Can you mail this for me? 1.4624 0.02425 744 470 204 70
101 Steer clear of the Escher exhibit! 1.4615 0.02534 741 483 174 84
102 Maybe you could help us -- we think we've been framed 1.4614 0.02583 752 500 157 95
103 Well you are no 'Work of Art' either. 1.4613 0.02540 750 492 170 88
104 I guess you could say this picture really captured us... 1.4603 0.02389 743 466 212 65
105 What do you expect when they cut funding for the arts? 1.4585 0.02505 735 476 181 78
106 Are you conceptual art or are we? 1.4582 0.02482 729 468 188 73
107 It says here its a man staring at painting. 1.4575 0.02481 717 458 190 69
108 We're in Contemporary Realism. Where are you? 1.4545 0.02509 693 443 185 65
109 Notice how his eyes seem to follow us when we move. 1.4521 0.02562 679 439 173 67
110 Which side are you on? 1.4516 0.02635 671 441 157 73
111 You're no work of art, either! 1.4506 0.02568 648 414 176 58
112 I prefer art that doesn't speak to me. 1.4505 0.02666 666 441 150 75
113 This one's call "Life imitates art imitates life." 1.4503 0.02797 553 355 147 51
114 This is a window, idiot! 1.4501 0.02676 651 429 151 71
115 I don't think this is Art. I think it's Fred 1.4500 0.02684 660 438 147 75
116 At least it’s not a nude 1.4498 0.02699 658 438 144 76
117 So eerie. It's like the eyes follow you. 1.4495 0.02685 654 433 148 73
118 Finally, art that speaks to me. 1.4495 0.02614 654 425 164 65
119 My guide says "CPA in Mid-Life Crisis." What's your's say? 1.4490 0.02542 657 420 179 58
120 Art, is that you? 1.4484 0.02735 649 435 137 77
121 We didn’t steal the painting. We were framed. 1.4484 0.02717 649 433 141 75
122 We're here to look at Art. Is that you? 1.4465 0.02713 636 422 144 70
123 It's creepy how his eyes follow you when you move. 1.4457 0.02630 626 405 163 58
124 It's a still life, but it pays the bills. 1.4443 0.02718 601 393 149 59
125 Hey! Whose side are you on? 1.4441 0.02647 617 400 160 57
126 I don't get it, but I don't think it gets me either. 1.4435 0.02635 611 394 163 54
127 Says here it's called 'Mother's Disappointment.' 1.4426 0.02728 610 403 144 63
128 Who are you calling surreal? 1.4420 0.02737 595 391 145 59
129 Note how the artist has been able to convey the subject's complete lack of understanding. 1.4403 0.02559 586 368 178 40
130 We’re innocent, we’ve been framed. 1.4401 0.02784 593 395 135 63
131 I thought this was a museum, not some hole in the wall. 1.4399 0.02833 582 390 128 64
132 If they ask you to be part of the "Live Exhibit", run! We've been here three days. 1.4392 0.02855 576 387 125 64
133 It’s amazing how the eyes seem to follow you! 1.4377 0.02826 578 387 129 62
134 I don’t know how to tell you this, Bernard, but you’ve been framed. 1.4377 0.02794 578 384 135 59
135 See how the eyes follow you across the room. 1.4371 0.02600 572 362 170 40
136 It’s from his voyeuristic period. 1.4368 0.02789 570 377 137 56
137 Get us out of here! We've been framed! 1.4354 0.02828 565 377 130 58
138 I don't get you, either. 1.4352 0.02756 563 369 143 51
139 Oh, yeah? Well, I 'don't get it' either, buddy. 1.4352 0.02768 563 370 141 52
140 No, YOU’RE in a painting! 1.4335 0.02950 556 381 109 66
141 He almost looks real. 1.4322 0.02804 546 360 136 50
142 Get back in here! 1.4310 0.02829 536 354 133 49
143 No, YOU'RE a painting! 1.4307 0.02824 534 352 134 48
144 It's titled, "Young Unmarried Man Not Likely to Give His Parents Grandchildren." 1.4304 0.02886 546 368 121 57
145 You're right, his eyes do seem to follow you around the room. 1.4302 0.02762 537 350 143 44
146 It speaks to me. 1.4294 0.02909 531 357 120 54
147 Our description reads "An entitled snob's view of a typical family"... what does yours say? 1.4291 0.02700 529 339 153 37
148 It’s creepy how his eyes follow us! 1.4291 0.02804 529 347 137 45
149 I swear, the eyes are following me. 1.4277 0.02867 519 344 128 47
150 "Reality Art" is even worse than Reality TV. 1.4275 0.02978 517 351 111 55
151 Hey, we saw this one in the other room. 1.4275 0.02836 517 340 133 44
152 “Window”, Anderson, Glass and Extruded Aluminum, 1995 1.4261 0.02873 514 341 127 46
153 This one’s called “Guy Who Thinks He’s At An Art Museum.” 1.4258 0.02947 512 345 116 51
154 You’ve gotta help us, we’ve been framed. 1.4255 0.02902 510 340 123 47
155 Harry, we'll never forgive you for framing your family. 1.4243 0.02894 502 333 125 44
156 It's not a museum from this side. It's the customer complaints desk. 1.4235 0.02848 503 331 131 41
157 Just whose side are you on? 1.4228 0.03001 499 339 109 51
158 Who are you gonna believe, the audio guide or me? 1.4228 0.02933 499 334 119 46
159 Notice how the eyes seem to follow you as you move. 1.4213 0.02989 489 330 112 47
160 ‘The Scream’ is down the hall. This is ‘The Rant.’ 1.4208 0.03086 480 329 100 51
161 Please call our lawyer, we've been framed! 1.4205 0.03009 478 322 111 45
162 Three double cheeseburgers, two large fries and a chocolate shake. 1.4196 0.03076 479 328 101 50
163 Art? What are you doing here? 1.4193 0.03114 477 329 96 52
164 I dare say it's a little pedestrian. 1.4191 0.03060 470 319 105 46
165 Hey, who's side are you on, anyway? 1.4186 0.03147 473 328 92 53
166 We just saw this portrait in the other room. 1.4184 0.03247 478 340 76 62
167 I think this is from his dull period. 1.4172 0.03037 465 314 108 43
168 I want my Monet back. 1.4161 0.03018 459 308 111 40
169 Help. We were framed. 1.4159 0.03102 464 318 99 47
170 Art? What are you doing here? 1.4156 0.03061 450 303 107 40
171 Mr. Frumby, putting a nice decorative frame around our living room window still makes you a peeping Tom! 1.4152 0.03075 460 313 103 44
172 We’re just as disappointed as you. 1.4145 0.02967 456 303 117 36
173 not a pretty picture, is it? 1.4135 0.02950 445 293 120 32
174 This just says, "Maintain Eye Contact & Back Away Slowly." 1.4133 0.02893 450 294 126 30
175 Breathtaking. 1.4129 0.03423 448 326 59 63
176 This says it's a Picasso, but it looks more like Fred.... 1.4129 0.03020 448 300 111 37
177 What happened to his wife? And the pitchfork? 1.4127 0.03114 458 315 97 46
178 If you look closely, it's as if the eyes are following you. 1.4122 0.03153 444 305 95 44
179 Is it Art? Of course it is, hey Art, how ya' been? 1.4100 0.03112 439 299 100 40
180 Did you notice how his eyes seem to follow us when we move? 1.4100 0.03162 439 302 94 43
181 Wow, it's like the eyes follow you from any angle. 1.4100 0.03044 439 295 108 36
182 Apparently, he's on loan from the Modern." 1.4093 0.03017 430 286 112 32
183 Would you consider it " art" if I came to your house and stared at your family? 1.4084 0.03169 431 296 94 41
184 We're three characters in search of an artist. 1.4079 0.03075 429 289 105 35
185 This only makes sense if we're both named Art. 1.4075 0.03155 427 292 96 39
186 You’ve heard of art for art’s sake? I’m Art. 1.4071 0.03252 425 296 85 44
187 Look...it's Art! 1.4071 0.03320 425 300 77 48
188 The difference between a "hole in the wall" and "art" is a good frame. 1.4071 0.03095 425 287 103 35
189 According to our docent, you're supposed to be naked and reclining. 1.4065 0.03071 433 293 104 36
190 This one is especially interesting. I see something new each time I view it. 1.4060 0.03081 431 292 103 36
191 "I love how this work somehow completely captures the sheer banality of life, the meaninglessness of existence, the torpidity of its subject, and leaves the viewer questioning, 'Can there be a God?' 1.4057 0.03285 419 293 82 44
192 Are we even in the IKEA anymore? 1.4057 0.03354 419 297 74 48
193 Is this what your mother and I have to do to get you to visit? 1.4057 0.03179 419 287 94 38
194 Yeah, I'm Art. Who's asking? 1.4056 0.03126 429 293 98 38
195 Do you also not have pants on? 1.4048 0.03343 415 293 76 46
196 No, you’re the painting. 1.4048 0.03219 415 286 90 39
197 There was no collusion, we were framed. 1.4047 0.03240 430 301 84 45
198 This one speaks to me. 1.4044 0.03137 413 280 99 34
199 Which side are you on? 1.4044 0.03137 413 280 99 34
200 Amazing. You can't even see the brushstrokes! 1.4035 0.03224 404 277 91 36
201 I have always believed that great art should speak to the viewer 1.4010 0.03145 404 274 98 32
202 He looks so real. 1.4005 0.03175 402 274 95 33
203 Three burgers, two fries and three small cokes. 1.4005 0.03383 402 285 73 44
204 Hey look you guys! It's Art! 1.4000 0.03264 400 277 86 37
205 Yea, well, we don’t know what you’re supposed to be either. 1.3990 0.03127 396 267 100 29
206 Every time I look at this painting, I see something different. 1.3980 0.03189 392 267 94 31
207 This is the last time I'm using groupons for museum tickets. 1.3969 0.03373 388 273 76 39
208 This piece is called, "Old Man Looking at Us Looking at Him." 1.3958 0.03149 384 259 98 27
209 This one's called "One Way Mirror" ... I don't get it. 1.3953 0.03288 382 264 85 33
210 Now THIS is trompe l'oeil ! 1.3947 0.03362 380 266 78 36
211 I'm all for transparency in art, but this is too much. 1.3947 0.03149 380 256 98 26
212 Ah, to see ourselves as others see us. 1.3933 0.03349 328 220 87 21
213 Who you calling Rubenesque?! 1.3927 0.03368 382 269 76 37
214 It's just uncanny how his eyes seem to follow you. 1.3927 0.03264 382 264 86 32
215 It’s called. “Window” 1.3925 0.03260 372 255 88 29
216 Bad news, buddy. There's a grumpy woman with a pitchfork looking for you in the Midwest Gallery. 1.3921 0.03502 380 274 63 43
217 It says here, "solitary man looking at art". 1.3915 0.03309 378 263 82 33
218 This piece speaks to me. 1.3915 0.03157 378 256 96 26
219 The eyes follow you wherever you go 1.3913 0.03193 368 249 94 25
220 I would not recommend hanging this one in the bathroom. 1.3913 0.03460 368 261 70 37
221 The eyes really follow you around the room. 1.3907 0.03296 366 252 85 29
222 Yes, Tom, this is a portal to another dimension. No, you won't be the life of the party on this side, either. 1.3906 0.03442 361 254 73 34
223 We’re out of toothpaste, shampoo, and laundry detergent. 1.3906 0.03113 361 240 101 20
224 They say art imitates life. Well, he looks as disappointed as we do. 1.3901 0.03354 364 253 80 31
225 I paid as much as you and I'm also disappointed. 1.3901 0.03421 364 256 74 34
226 Call my lawyer. We've been framed. 1.3900 0.03455 359 253 72 34
227 Dada? 1.3900 0.03124 359 239 100 20
228 It's creepy the way his eyes seem to follow you. 1.3889 0.03424 360 253 74 33
229 It says here that the artist's work is renowned for its transparency. 1.3883 0.03226 358 243 91 24
230 Don't give us that look like it's all our fault. We were framed. 1.3880 0.03361 366 256 78 32
231 Man with glasses. See, we don't need a tour guide to figure this out. 1.3880 0.03316 366 254 82 30
232 It's called "Portrait of a man looking at a family who is looking at his portrait." 1.3876 0.03113 356 237 100 19
233 This one speaks to me. 1.3876 0.03311 356 245 84 27
234 I think it's a fake. 1.3867 0.03386 362 254 76 32
235 This one's titled, 'A View From The Other Side'. I don't get it! 1.3864 0.03659 352 257 54 41
236 Neat !! We can make faces at him and all he can see is his reflection. 1.3864 0.03287 352 241 86 25
237 It says, the meaning of this piece is transparent. 1.3861 0.03307 360 249 83 28
238 Howard, it's me. Art. 1.3857 0.03584 350 252 61 37
239 This one is titled, "Man who thinks he really exists." 1.3844 0.03567 346 248 63 35
240 You need to decide which side you're on ! 1.3844 0.03423 346 242 75 29
241 You think this is bad? Go see the one by the washroom. 1.3842 0.03532 341 242 67 32
242 The “Mirror of Multiple Personalities” revealed to Bob what he had always sensed but could never admit. 1.3837 0.03412 344 240 76 28
243 We've all been framed! 1.3835 0.03381 352 246 77 29
244 Notice how his eyes seem to follow you around the room? 1.3830 0.03475 342 241 71 30
245 Get dressed, Sweetie! This isn't a mirror. 1.3822 0.03308 348 240 83 25
246 Wait a minute. This isn't modern art. It's Uncle Art. 1.3821 0.03650 335 242 58 35
247 I see the NEA defunding has begun. 1.3817 0.03473 317 219 75 23
248 This painting really speaks to me. 1.3817 0.03160 338 226 95 17
249 That's odd - it's a painting of the guy that stole my parking spot. 1.3817 0.03626 338 244 59 35
250 Creepy how the eyes tend to follow you. 1.3815 0.03469 346 245 70 31
251 How did they do that? His eyes follow us everywhere! 1.3802 0.03557 334 238 65 31
252 We're here to talk about your membership status. 1.3802 0.03582 334 239 63 32
253 That isn't Art, it's Marvin! 1.3795 0.03415 332 231 76 25
254 If you’re the artist, I don’t get it. If you aren’t, I still don’t get it. 1.3794 0.03200 340 230 91 19
255 Oh wow. Art really does imitate life. 1.3788 0.03402 330 229 77 24
256 "Staring Contest", 2018 Mixed media. Window pane, hole, and tourists. 1.3788 0.03535 330 234 67 29
257 Come on, Jack, you really need to see the big picture here. 1.3788 0.03320 330 226 83 21
258 And you'll notice that his eyes appear to follow you regardless of the angle from which you view the painting. 1.3780 0.03416 328 228 76 24
259 We'll have two burgers with fries and a small drink. 1.3758 0.03513 322 227 69 26
260 As he aged, Dorian Gray increasingly resembled his in-laws. 1.3750 0.03466 328 231 71 26
261 Relax Ethel, it's a one way mirror so he can't see us looking at him. 1.3750 0.03385 320 221 78 21
262 It says here his name is Art. 1.3742 0.03256 326 222 86 18
263 I finally found a painting that talks to me. 1.3742 0.03480 326 230 70 26
264 No, WE are in an art gallery 1.3742 0.03453 326 229 72 25
265 I thought you were on our side. 1.3742 0.03514 318 224 69 25
266 This one's called 'Window Replacement by Dan, 212-555-1212.' 1.3742 0.03652 318 229 59 30
267 He looks more middle aged than modern. 1.3742 0.03542 318 225 67 26
268 Creepy how his eyes seem to follow you wherever you go! 1.3739 0.03458 329 232 71 26
269 We now know exactly what a “lifetime membership” to this art museum means. 1.3738 0.03524 313 220 69 24
270 Fake news, now fake art. 1.3735 0.03522 324 230 67 27
271 Whistler's in-laws 1.3735 0.03495 324 229 69 26
272 And here's a classic specimen from the dumbstruck tourist period 1.3734 0.03668 316 228 58 30
273 That must be one of those abstract expressions. 1.3734 0.03471 316 221 72 23
274 Be happy you're on the outside looking in. 1.3734 0.03413 316 219 76 21
275 Stop marveling at how realistic we look and get us out of here! 1.3734 0.03353 316 217 80 19
276 Being trapped in a picture? Surprising. You know what's not surprising––how much Ken saved with Geico! 1.3734 0.03585 316 225 64 27
277 Yeah, I’m Art. Who are you? 1.3730 0.03682 311 224 58 29
278 Move along buddy, nothin' to contemplate here. 1.3727 0.03591 322 231 62 29
279 Swipe left to see the next painting! 1.3726 0.03629 314 225 61 28
280 Is this the "behind the scenes" tour? 1.3726 0.03427 314 218 75 21
281 When you said you'd like a still life, I was thinking roses, not an accountant. 1.3725 0.03331 306 208 82 16
282 Look at the way his eyes follow you around the room! 1.3722 0.03604 317 227 62 28
283 Well, this is surreal. 1.3719 0.03496 320 226 69 25
284 Just because someone cut a hole in the wall and framed it, doesn't mean it's art. 1.3718 0.03587 312 222 64 26
285 Yeah, well... we ain't looking at fine art either. 1.3710 0.03455 310 216 73 21
286 It’s not our fault! We were framed! 1.3710 0.03515 310 218 69 23
287 It says, Alternate Universe, unsigned. 1.3710 0.03544 310 219 67 24
288 It’s called “Art Contemplating Bob” 1.3703 0.03350 316 218 79 19
289 We are looking for a dimension where Trump didn't win. 1.3701 0.03734 308 224 54 30
290 What do you mean we’re on permanent loan? 1.3694 0.03511 314 222 68 24
291 Now that you’re out of the picture, stay out of the picture. 1.3694 0.03540 314 223 66 25
292 You see, Emma, that there's the sign of a good painting--when you walk by and his eyes seem to follow you. 1.3693 0.03693 306 221 57 28
293 We are NOT weird art. We're in the room next door. 1.3691 0.03579 298 210 66 22
294 You know what? We don’t find you very interesting either! 1.3686 0.03496 312 220 69 23
295 Oh yeah? Well you dont look like the girl with the pearl ear ring either 1.3684 0.03560 304 215 66 23
296 This one's called 'Man With an Envelope.' 1.3684 0.03650 304 218 60 26
297 I don't understand this painting-there are two women but the man is talking???!!! 1.3682 0.03720 296 213 57 26
298 I stood beside him in the men's room. Believe me, his eyes follow you. 1.3675 0.03667 302 217 59 26
299 It’s titled ‘Budget Cuts’. 1.3675 0.03450 302 210 73 19
300 Eerie the way his eyes follow us around the room. 1.3669 0.03701 308 224 55 29
301 Hello, I'm Art. 1.3667 0.03802 300 220 50 30
302 This one really speaks to me. 1.3661 0.03601 295 209 64 22
303 We paid extra for the "behind-the-scenes look at the gallery" for THIS? 1.3661 0.03504 295 206 70 19
304 I told you we shouldn't have taken the self-guided tour! 1.3661 0.03696 295 212 58 25
305 It says it's a painting from Picasso's Voyeur Period. 1.3652 0.03713 293 211 57 25
306 Due to cuts to the National Endowment for the Arts, all foreign paintings have been removed and replaced with portraits of proud Trump supporters. 1.3652 0.03552 293 206 67 20
307 Didn't we see that guy in the last painting?!? 1.3639 0.03476 294 205 71 18
308 This piece is not really speaking to me 1.3624 0.03565 287 202 66 19
309 Hey, I thought we saw the last of you at The Whitney. 1.3624 0.03599 287 203 64 20
310 The art is speaking to me. 1.3624 0.03565 287 202 66 19
311 The museum is fundraising. Until we hear from 10 new or renewing members you cannot see any more art. 1.3624 0.03732 287 207 56 24
312 You're right, Helen. He looks incredibly lifelike. 1.3614 0.03649 285 203 61 21
313 Is this the Surrealism gallery or the Realism gallery? 1.3608 0.03306 255 169 80 6
314 This one looks just like Fred. By the way, where's Fred? 1.3607 0.03728 280 201 57 22
315 We would like 3 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, and an order of onion rings, please. 1.3607 0.03623 280 198 63 19
316 I thought we were done with realism. 1.3604 0.03631 283 201 62 20
317 It's really not our fault - we were framed! 1.3604 0.03562 283 199 66 18
318 This one doesn't speak to me at all. 1.3601 0.03570 286 202 65 19
319 Look, honey, that's Art! 1.3600 0.03704 275 196 59 20
320 Why is it called 'Clueless Tourists' if there's only one of him? 1.3587 0.03763 276 199 55 22
321 It says here it's called "Window" 1.3587 0.03434 276 190 73 13
322 Framed, I tell you. We were framed. 1.3584 0.03769 279 202 54 23
323 “We’ll take a Rembrandt, two Monets, and large fries to go”. 1.3584 0.03936 279 207 44 28
324 It says here that he's probably equally confused. 1.3584 0.03700 279 200 58 21
325 It's not Dada, it's Dad. 1.3584 0.03903 279 206 46 27
326 You're no Mona Lisa yourself, pal. 1.3584 0.03936 279 207 44 28
327 This picture speaks to me. 1.3576 0.03481 288 202 69 17
328 No matter where I stand his eyes are always following me. 1.3574 0.03610 277 196 63 18
329 No, no, it wasn't us. We were framed! 1.3574 0.03821 277 202 51 24
330 Finally, one I can figure out! 1.3574 0.03646 277 197 61 19
331 It doesn't matter where you stand, he always seems to be looking right at you. 1.3574 0.03385 277 190 75 12
332 It speaks to me. 1.3574 0.03646 277 197 61 19
333 It's creepy the way his eyes follow you around the room. 1.3574 0.03787 277 201 53 23
334 We're just window shopping. 1.3569 0.03661 283 203 59 21
335 It says you're 'Portrait of a contemporary art lover' – what does ours say? 1.3569 0.03557 283 200 65 18
336 He looks so real. 1.3566 0.03541 272 190 67 15
337 Oh look...another one who thinks he's living in the real world! 1.3564 0.03770 275 199 54 22
338 I didn't pay good money to see reality. 1.3564 0.03734 275 198 56 21
339 Hey, wait, I know him, that's Art! 1.3564 0.03805 275 200 52 23
340 It DOES feel like the eyes are following you. 1.3559 0.03608 281 200 62 19
341 If you walk from side to side, its eyes follow you. 1.3553 0.03788 273 198 53 22
342 You have to look at us from our point of view. 1.3553 0.03453 273 189 71 13
343 I never understood Folk Art. 1.3548 0.03764 279 203 53 23
344 It’s not exactly like you’re a masterpiece either! 1.3548 0.03729 279 202 55 22
345 At least it’s not another nude. 1.3546 0.03701 282 204 56 22
346 It says he's on loan from Yonkers. 1.3545 0.03800 268 194 53 21
347 "No sir! YOU are the hologram! 1.3532 0.03677 269 192 59 18
348 What, you expected a still life? 1.3532 0.03677 269 192 59 18
349 'His eyes seem to follow you around the room.' 1.3532 0.03751 269 194 55 20
350 No, you're the tromper l'oeil! 1.3532 0.03896 269 198 47 24
351 Isn't the artist's intention a little transparent? 1.3529 0.03814 255 183 54 18
352 Sorry, Harry. We got lost somewhere around the Escher gallery. 1.3527 0.03584 275 195 63 17
353 We don't belong here. We've been framed. 1.3527 0.03834 275 202 49 24
354 And here's the one they titled "Your Fifteen Minutes of Frame" 1.3527 0.03978 258 190 45 23
355 Well, you aren't much to look at either. 1.3527 0.03743 258 184 57 17
356 Says here this is Surrealism. He looks pretty normal to me. 1.3523 0.03800 264 191 53 20
357 I can't distinguish this painting from a hole in the wall. 1.3523 0.03684 264 188 59 17
358 For an impressionist, it's kinda real. 1.3523 0.03723 264 189 57 18
359 So sometimes art imitates life. Get over it. 1.3523 0.03762 264 190 55 19
360 The eyes just seem to follow ya 'round the room... 1.3523 0.03800 264 191 53 20
361 Somehow, this one just speaks to me. 1.3523 0.03762 264 190 55 19
362 Well, we think You are mundane and lacking depth! 1.3523 0.03762 264 190 55 19
363 I'm telling you Margie, it's not just the eyes that follow you. 1.3523 0.03800 264 191 53 20
364 His eyes are definitely following me around the room! 1.3509 0.03711 265 190 57 18
365 Ours is captioned - "Awkward." What is yours? 1.3502 0.03498 257 178 68 11
366 This dates back to the twentieth century and is noted for its melancholy, disappointment, and the fact that he never calls his mother. 1.3500 0.03876 260 190 49 21
367 ...and this is the Realism section I guess 1.3496 0.03622 266 189 61 16
368 Amazing how his eyes seem to follow you! 1.3494 0.03783 269 196 52 21
369 It's like he really sees me. 1.3490 0.03600 255 179 63 13
370 We were at the Guggenheim, but then the appellate judge sentenced us to hang at the Met. 1.3490 0.03092 255 168 85 2
371 It's called, 'Middle-aged Guy on a Free Afternoon at The Met. 1.3488 0.03817 258 187 52 19
372 We are being framed I tell you! 1.3488 0.03656 258 183 60 15
373 I’m no connoisseur, but this one really speaks to me. 1.3488 0.03777 258 186 54 18
374 This is one of the best examples of realism I have seen. 1.3488 0.03817 258 187 52 19
375 It's an exhibit on Realism. What did you expect? 1.3488 0.03614 258 182 62 14
376 It's eerie how his eyes seem to follow you around the room. 1.3488 0.03856 258 188 50 20
377 I've never thought I'd want a painting to not speak to me. 1.3488 0.03737 258 185 56 17
378 I think this one's a depressionist 1.3488 0.03856 258 188 50 20
379 No, YOU'RE on the inside of a painting! 1.3488 0.03777 258 186 54 18
380 See how his eyes seem to follow you around the room? Now that's great art! 1.3488 0.03697 258 184 58 16
381 Help, we’ve been framed! 1.3488 0.03934 258 190 46 22
382 We did not do it..we were framed! 1.3485 0.03599 264 187 62 15
383 Can you tell us where the restroom painting is? 1.3485 0.03756 264 191 54 19
384 Says here it's art. Art Shenkman to be specific. 1.3485 0.03599 264 187 62 15
385 This one’s called ‘Perplexed Museum-Goers’ 1.3485 0.03678 264 189 58 17
386 We didn't find any deeper meaning back here either. 1.3485 0.03639 264 188 60 16
387 Oh yeah? Well your not exactly Mona Lisa yourself, pal. 1.3485 0.03869 264 194 48 22
388 Please tell the docent we're ready to be quiet now. 1.3484 0.04094 244 181 41 22
389 Is this what Krishnamurti meant by: "The Observer Is The Observed ?" 1.3478 0.03484 253 175 68 10
390 Amazing! It's so lifelike. 1.3478 0.03908 253 185 48 20
391 We got framed!! 1.3477 0.03796 256 185 53 18
392 Eye of the beholder, my ass! 1.3477 0.03876 256 187 49 20
393 This artist has opportunistically captured the increasing loneliness of the white male in our society. 1.3477 0.03714 256 183 57 16
394 One of the paintings is missing, and they’re looking for someone to frame. 1.3472 0.03588 265 188 62 15
395 Amazing detail! Look at the nose hairs. 1.3468 0.03879 248 180 50 18
396 Says here, “average man with nothing better to do.” 1.3465 0.03648 254 180 60 14
397 It says he's on loan from the Guggenheim. 1.3465 0.03605 254 179 62 13
398 Don't bother splurging on the behind-the-scenes tour. 1.3465 0.03690 254 181 58 15
399 He looks almost life-like! 1.3465 0.03648 254 180 60 14
400 Who you calling abstract? 1.3463 0.03534 257 180 65 12
401 It says it’s called, “Man in Museum.” 1.3462 0.03508 260 182 66 12
402 Disregard the guide's instruction to exit through the gift shop at your peril. 1.3454 0.03908 249 182 48 19
403 You've got to help us! We've been framed! 1.3454 0.03651 249 176 60 13
404 It's creepy how his eyes follow you. 1.3452 0.03995 252 187 43 22
405 Immerse yourself in the picture, the guide says. 1.3452 0.03750 252 181 55 16
406 Harriett, please don't look desperate! Remember how you scared away our last bidder? 1.3452 0.03995 252 187 43 22
407 I don't know! Last thing I remember was the guide saying, 'Immerse yourself in the art!' 1.3452 0.03665 252 179 59 14
408 Haven't you ever seen life imitating art? 1.3451 0.03922 255 188 46 21
409 Is this where we find the Realists? 1.3450 0.03731 258 186 55 17
410 Art, is that you? 1.3450 0.03811 258 188 51 19
411 The guide says it's 'Inside Looking Out.' Don't get it. 1.3443 0.03652 244 172 60 12
412 It says we can touch this one. 1.3443 0.03876 244 177 50 17
413 Yelling father, judging mother, inquisitive sister. 1993. Oil on Canvas. Artist Unknown. 1.3443 0.03698 244 173 58 13
414 What are you staring at? 1.3441 0.03928 247 181 47 19
415 ''Are you in or are you out?" 1.3440 0.03726 250 179 56 15
416 Are you on the 'other side' or are we? 1.3440 0.03853 250 182 50 18
417 Whistler's in-laws 1.3440 0.03853 250 182 50 18
418 Well, if it isn't our son who was too busy to take us to the pop art exhibit. 1.3440 0.03853 250 182 50 18
419 Well this is what it looks like when art speaks to you! 1.3440 0.03936 250 184 46 20
420 It’s eerie how his eyes seem to follow you. 1.3440 0.03895 250 183 48 19
421 My card says: "Aristotle with a Bust of Homer" by Rembrandt, but you look like you're from Minnesota. 1.3438 0.03830 256 187 50 19
422 Could you tell us where the bathroom is? 1.3427 0.03787 248 179 53 16
423 This one is called, “Right back at ya.” 1.3427 0.03700 248 177 57 14
424 For a still life, it sure moves a lot. 1.3427 0.03830 248 180 51 17
425 I don't get insider art. 1.3427 0.03873 248 181 49 18
426 Looks like a hole in the wall to me, and I know Art when I see him. 1.3427 0.04038 248 185 41 22
427 Are you Art? 1.3427 0.04038 248 185 41 22
428 It says, "Alternate dimension," by some artist name Hawking. I don't get it. 1.3416 0.03703 243 173 57 13
429 My God, that's Art! Hi Art. 1.3416 0.04096 243 182 39 22
430 Whoa—the eyes really do look like they’re following you. 1.3416 0.03749 243 174 55 14
431 We 3 agreed you’re a painting not us. 1.3416 0.03794 243 175 53 15
432 We waited in line for an hour and a half to see Frank?? 1.3416 0.03794 243 175 53 15
433 It says it's on permanent loan from Deborah. 1.3416 0.04054 243 181 41 21
434 I believe this is where life imitates art. 1.3416 0.03515 243 169 65 9
435 The Gallery Guide says it’s called ‘The Other Room’. 1.3416 0.03794 243 175 53 15
436 This is more surreal than I thought it would be. 1.3415 0.03718 246 176 56 14
437 Whistler's Brother In-Law 1.3413 0.03701 252 181 56 15
438 I could have done that. 1.3413 0.03949 252 187 44 21
439 No, we're not the Rembrants. 1.3402 0.03858 241 175 50 16
440 You want our advice? Before you sign up for the lifetime membership be sure to read the fine print in the agreement. 1.3400 0.03970 250 186 43 21
441 Look...it's Art! 1.3391 0.04040 233 172 43 18
442 Waddya mean this piece doesn't speak to you? 1.3389 0.03878 239 174 49 16
443 The guide says this one's called The Confused Observer. 1.3389 0.03596 239 168 61 10
444 "That's not,'Nude Descending a Staircase,' That's, Bernie! 1.3389 0.03968 239 176 45 18
445 Too abstract. Without the frame. he'd be nothing. 1.3389 0.03832 239 173 51 15
446 Honestly, we don't know how it disappeared. Obviously we're being framed. 1.3389 0.03832 239 173 51 15
447 Yes, of course I'm innocent. Can't you see I was framed? 1.3389 0.03740 239 171 55 13
448 :"Can you get us out? Dali's driving us crazy" 1.3388 0.03755 242 174 54 14
449 Hey, where's the old lady in the chair who was here last week? 1.3388 0.03812 245 178 51 16
450 His eyes really follow you. 1.3388 0.03899 245 180 47 18
451 The eyes seem to follow you. 1.3387 0.03908 248 183 46 19
452 We've obviously been framed. 1.3376 0.03838 234 169 51 14
453 This would have freaked me out before FaceTime. 1.3376 0.03078 237 157 80 0
454 In this piece, life imitates life. 1.3376 0.03758 237 170 54 13
455 So lifelike. Look how his eyes follow you. 1.3376 0.03989 237 175 44 18
456 I thought this was an expressionist, not an expressionless. 1.3376 0.03758 237 170 54 13
457 Let’s keep moving honey. I think this is the renovation they were talking about. 1.3376 0.03944 237 174 46 17
458 I said, "Famous", not "Frame us"! 1.3376 0.03989 237 175 44 18
459 It's eyes really do follow you. 1.3376 0.03989 237 175 44 18
460 Dada? 1.3376 0.04033 237 176 42 19
461 Creepy ... It's like the eyes are following our every move. 1.3376 0.03805 237 171 52 14
462 Don't go to the surrealist exhibit. It's a trap! 1.3374 0.04005 243 181 42 20
463 Can you tell us how to get to the surrealism exhibit? 1.3374 0.03555 243 171 62 10
464 This one is called “I’m On The Outside Looking In”. 1.3362 0.03810 232 167 52 13
465 Are you going to take our order or what? 1.3362 0.03825 235 170 51 14
466 It's one of those paintings where the eyes seem to follow you around the room 1.3362 0.03919 235 172 47 16
467 These days, they'll put a frame around ANYTHING, and try to call it ART. 1.3362 0.03679 235 167 57 11
468 No, it says here that YOU'RE the painting. 1.3362 0.03919 235 172 47 16
469 I told you to stay with the guide!! 1.3362 0.03825 235 170 51 14
470 Get out before it's too late! 1.3362 0.03965 235 173 45 17
471 This one is so alive! 1.3361 0.03649 238 169 58 11
472 According to the artist’s notes, this work should be considered as a reflection of ourselves. 1.3348 0.03747 233 167 54 12
473 "Move, please - you're blocking our view !". 1.3348 0.03939 233 171 46 16
474 In what parallel universe is this considered art. 1.3348 0.03939 233 171 46 16
475 You idiot, you´re on the wrong side. 1.3348 0.03939 233 171 46 16
476 Art. What's yours? 1.3348 0.03384 233 160 68 5
477 This one is moving. 1.3348 0.03939 233 171 46 16
478 I don't know if it's art, but I wouldn't want it in my living room. 1.3347 0.03732 239 172 54 13
479 "This one is called 'On the Outside Looking In'. 1.3347 0.03625 245 175 58 12
480 Can you move about two feet to the left? 1.3333 0.03815 231 167 51 13
481 Is this really an exhibit or have we been framed? 1.3333 0.04008 231 171 43 17
482 It's American insider art, we're inside. 1.3333 0.03766 231 166 53 12
483 I like you, but are you Art? 1.3333 0.04008 231 171 43 17
484 You're not crazy, Larry. You just forgot to take your meds. 1.3333 0.03960 231 170 45 16
485 It's uncanny how his eyes seem to follow us as we move. 1.3333 0.03766 231 166 53 12
486 He looks better from further away. 1.3319 0.03967 238 177 43 18
487 …And have you noticed how our eyes seem to follow you around the room? 1.3319 0.03864 235 172 48 15
488 We took a wrong turn in the surrealism section. 1.3319 0.03993 232 172 43 17
489 I love art that speaks to me. 1.3319 0.03993 232 172 43 17
490 At least this one kept his clothes on. 1.3319 0.03933 229 168 46 15
491 We're three characters in search of a painter. 1.3319 0.03576 229 161 60 8
492 Art?? 1.3319 0.04067 226 168 41 17
493 If we are going to be the subjects of ‘living art’, we have a list of demands 1.3305 0.03771 239 174 51 14
494 It says here that it changes the longer you look at it. 1.3305 0.03638 233 166 57 10
495 How do we exit the inter-active art installation? 1.3305 0.04160 233 177 35 21
496 We know your type -- you thought art could never speak to you. 1.3305 0.04025 233 174 41 18
497 We're here just for your sake, Art. 1.3305 0.03978 233 173 43 17
498 I just don't get it, Ethel; maybe we should have gone in on the other side. 1.3304 0.03647 227 161 57 9
499 Looked way better in the brochure... 1.3304 0.04041 224 166 42 16
500 Relative Expressionism 1.3304 0.03940 224 164 46 14
501 We’re just as confused as you are. 1.3304 0.03940 224 164 46 14
502 He looks so realistic. 1.3304 0.03677 224 159 56 9
503 I think it's a portrait of the artist as an old man. 1.3304 0.03940 224 164 46 14
504 This one looks just like our neighbor. 1.3304 0.03940 224 164 46 14
505 Oh, hi Art. 1.3304 0.04090 224 167 40 17
506 Dad, I know you feel you've been left out of the picture... 1.3304 0.03889 224 163 48 13
507 It's not his best work but it speaks to me. 1.3304 0.03889 224 163 48 13
508 You're no Adonis either, buddy. 1.3304 0.03991 224 165 44 15
509 We're lost. Is this the Interactive Wing? 1.3304 0.03940 224 164 46 14
510 Sometimes art imitates life. Other times art intimidates Lyle. 1.3304 0.03837 224 162 50 12
511 The Museum of Parallel Universes? This is not what I was expecting. 1.3303 0.03925 221 161 47 13
512 Well, to be honest, I don't think you look very realistic either. 1.3289 0.04037 228 170 41 17
513 Where is the exit? 1.3288 0.04063 222 165 41 16
514 We are the Botticellis and who are you? 1.3288 0.04013 222 164 43 15
515 Last week we were standing where you are! 1.3288 0.03857 222 161 49 12
516 Very funny. Now let us out. 1.3288 0.03962 222 163 45 14
517 Martha! We've been framed! 1.3288 0.04211 222 168 35 19
518 This canvas has really come to life. 1.3288 0.04013 222 164 43 15
519 The guide says the missing drywall symbolizes the breakdown of barriers between the lingual now and the meta-real. So... which one is he? 1.3288 0.04063 222 165 41 16
520 Your mother and I agree, why don't you get a REAL JOB ? 1.3288 0.04113 222 166 39 17
521 This one's called 'Police lineup: One-Way Glass.' I don't get it. I just see a mirror. 1.3288 0.03892 219 159 48 12
522 Hey honey, this one looks just like your brother 1.3288 0.03783 219 157 52 10
523 And this piece is titled "Pretentious Art Critic". 1.3287 0.03462 216 149 63 4
524 Yeah? Well you're no oil painting yourself. 1.3275 0.04208 229 175 33 21
525 Well, this is surreal. 1.3274 0.03682 223 159 55 9
526 That’s Art. 1.3273 0.04035 220 163 42 15
527 This one's called "Man Looking at a Painting..." 1.3273 0.03824 220 159 50 11
528 This one's called 'The Guy Outside The Window.' 1.3273 0.03824 220 159 50 11
529 Let us out. We’ve been framed! 1.3273 0.03299 220 150 68 2
530 Note the uneven brush strokes in the hair, the slight frown, suggesting this subject attends art museums under duress. 1.3273 0.04136 220 165 38 17
531 Well you're not so special-looking yourself! 1.3273 0.03824 220 159 50 11
532 The following is our list of demands for the return of this painting: ... 1.3273 0.04086 220 164 40 16
533 Says here this is a clear-glass conceptual piece titled "Window". 1.3273 0.03983 220 162 44 14
534 It's so creepy how the eyes follow you wherever you go 1.3273 0.04035 220 163 42 15
535 It's supposed to be a Garfunkel. But is it Art? 1.3259 0.04081 224 168 39 17
536 Hey, we don't exactly see a Rembrandt from our side, either! 1.3259 0.03932 224 165 45 14
537 This screams pedestrian 1.3259 0.04130 224 169 37 18
538 I think we’ve been framed! 1.3259 0.03932 224 165 45 14
539 "Window into the present"? I don't get it. 1.3259 0.03932 224 165 45 14
540 This is not the real me. The real me is at the Met. 1.3259 0.03776 224 162 51 11
541 It's almost like the eyes are following you. 1.3257 0.04160 218 164 37 17
542 Number twelve: 'A man gazing at people looking at him'. 1.3257 0.03898 218 159 47 12
543 Hey, are you Art? 1.3257 0.03732 218 156 53 9
544 This one's called "Silent Resentment", but it sort of looks like our neighbor, Bob. 1.3257 0.04005 218 161 43 14
545 Yes, but is it Art? 1.3257 0.04261 218 166 33 19
546 Richard, please find out who framed us. 1.3257 0.04160 218 164 37 17
547 Are you Art? 1.3257 0.03898 218 159 47 12
548 Well, there's an obvious hole in their collection. 1.3255 0.04190 212 159 37 16
549 Here, “At The Museum” gives us a brief glimpse into the artist’s lonely world. 1.3243 0.04054 222 166 40 16
550 Wow, his eyes really follow you around the room. 1.3241 0.03863 216 157 48 11
551 I guess I don't understand what "surreal" even means! 1.3223 0.04033 211 156 42 13
552 Notice the artist's use of multiple perspectives 1.3221 0.04073 208 154 41 13
553 Portrait of the Artist's Annoying Family 1.3211 0.03996 218 162 42 14
554 I don't get it." "Me neither. 1.3211 0.04151 218 165 36 17
555 For the first time in his life, Robert truly was in dialogue with the paintings. 1.3209 0.04034 215 160 41 14
556 It says here you’re “Untitled.” 1.3209 0.03924 215 158 45 12
557 I was framed! 1.3206 0.04168 209 157 37 15
558 This isn't Art. It's HANK! 1.3206 0.04223 209 158 35 16
559 Take me to your Curator! 1.3206 0.03941 209 153 45 11
560 Here it says: "Puzzled man staring at someone reading painting-description to a party of three". 1.3206 0.04168 209 157 37 15
561 It says here that the artist was going for complete transparency.... 1.3206 0.04056 209 155 41 13
562 Where the hell is the exit for the Surrealism gallery? 1.3206 0.04112 209 156 39 14
563 Frank, you're on the wrong side of art history! 1.3206 0.04112 209 156 39 14
564 It just doesn’t speak to me. 1.3206 0.03762 209 150 51 8
565 That's not art, that's Stanley. 1.3206 0.04168 209 157 37 15
566 Good God Vera.... Here's another piece of "modern art" that I just don't get! 1.3206 0.04277 209 159 33 17
567 This one's called, "WTF!" 1.3206 0.04330 209 160 31 18
568 According to the catalog, this piece is entitled 'WTF. 1.3204 0.04096 206 153 40 13
569 We came to see the Kandinskys. You wouldn't happen to be Kandinsky, would you? 1.3204 0.03604 206 145 56 5
570 Sunday in the painting with George. 1.3194 0.04377 216 168 27 21
571 It's called, "The Family You're Ignoring on a Sunday Afternoon." 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
572 Oh, yeah? Well, you ain't exactly a prime example of tonality, coloration and varied brushwork yourself, buddy! 1.3192 0.04056 213 159 40 14
573 It says here that this is from Picasso's Stupid Neighbor Period. Isn't that right, Ned? 1.3192 0.04110 213 160 38 15
574 Art really does imitate life. 1.3192 0.03593 213 151 56 6
575 We literally got painted into a corner here, if you could help a guy out. 1.3192 0.03832 213 155 48 10
576 Hey, it’s Art. 1.3192 0.04320 213 164 30 19
577 Is this contemporary or right now? 1.3192 0.04164 213 161 36 16
578 No really. Watch his eyes, they look like they're moving. 1.3188 0.04021 207 153 42 12
579 "We never know how we're being viewed". 1.3188 0.03963 207 152 44 11
580 Unhappy couple, with photobomb 1.3188 0.04079 207 154 40 13
581 These police interogation rooms have gotten classier. 1.3188 0.04021 207 153 42 12
582 Can you help us, we shouldn't be here, we've been framed. 1.3188 0.04079 207 154 40 13
583 This isn't what I expected from Portrait Mode 1.3188 0.04079 207 154 40 13
584 I know they’ve cut funding for the arts, but this is ridiculous. 1.3188 0.03963 207 152 44 11
585 Notice how the subject's eyes seem to follow us around. 1.3184 0.04162 201 150 38 13
586 You got us into this. Get us out. 1.3184 0.04040 201 148 42 11
587 Nah... he looks too old to be Dorian Gray. 1.3178 0.04200 214 163 34 17
588 Okay, but could you just say it spoke to you? 1.3173 0.03640 208 148 54 6
589 You're right, the eyes do seem to follow you. 1.3171 0.04161 205 154 37 14
590 Back in the day, this was called a "picture window" 1.3171 0.03924 205 150 45 10
591 Oh my God! It's Art! 1.3171 0.04161 205 154 37 14
592 It's called "The Gallery Visitor(s)", I don't get it. 1.3171 0.04044 205 152 41 12
593 We look better if you step back a bit. 1.3171 0.03800 205 148 49 8
594 The Mussorgsky family pictured at an exhibition. 1.3171 0.04103 205 153 39 13
595 This one is called “Occasional Visitor.” 1.3171 0.03800 205 148 49 8
596 It says here that this is a Trompe L'oeil: could have fooled me 1.3171 0.03862 205 149 47 9
597 They saved a bundle by framing this hole in the wall between two rooms and calling it performance art. 1.3171 0.04044 205 152 41 12
598 Get help. Our tour guide told us to imagine we were in the scene, and left us here. 1.3171 0.04330 205 157 31 17
599 That'll be one Dali sandwich, one Cezanne salad, and one BLT hold the Miro please. 1.3171 0.04218 205 155 35 15
600 Let's see how you like being critiqued. 1.3171 0.04103 205 153 39 13
601 It’s not our fault! We were framed! 1.3171 0.04330 205 157 31 17
602 This is an exceptional one from the artist's lazy period 1.3171 0.04044 205 152 41 12
603 A little too transparent, in my opinion. 1.3171 0.03984 205 151 43 11
604 Look how his eyes just follow us! 1.3171 0.03984 205 151 43 11
605 ..don’t just stand there... go get help! 1.3171 0.04330 205 157 31 17
606 It's useless trying to get an explanation, honey. He's an art critic. 1.3168 0.03962 202 148 44 10
607 How much is the admission over there? 1.3166 0.03936 199 145 45 9
608 It's titled, 'Retrospective on a Previous Room'. 1.3163 0.03685 215 155 52 8
609 Hey, I saw this episode of The Twilight Zone. 1.3155 0.04027 206 153 41 12
610 This is from the artist’s Phil period. 1.3153 0.04067 203 151 40 12
611 Steer clear of the virtual reality tour! 1.3150 0.03920 200 146 45 9
612 Anyway, that’s how I got into art. 1.3150 0.04168 200 150 37 13
613 Are you on the self-guided tour, too? 1.3140 0.04011 207 154 41 12
614 I feel like he's looking right at me! 1.3131 0.04193 198 149 36 13
615 Wow, it's so realistic, you can almost reach out and touch him. 1.3131 0.04132 198 148 38 12
616 This one is called "Hole in the Wall" but it sure looks like Fred. 1.3131 0.04132 198 148 38 12
617 I beg your pardon, sir, I think you are the one living in an alternate reality. 1.3131 0.04193 198 149 36 13
618 Hang on just a another moment. She's undressing. 1.3131 0.04006 198 146 42 10
619 I think we've stumbled into the surrealism exhibit. 1.3131 0.03876 198 144 46 8
620 This painting really speaks to me. 1.3131 0.03672 198 141 52 5
621 If you can hear me speaking, you need immediate medical attention. 1.3119 0.03758 202 146 49 7
622 Beauty ain't what I'm beholding either buddy. 1.3119 0.04192 202 153 35 14
623 I appreciate the artist's ability to enhance the sense of depth, but his subject seems banal and derivative. 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
624 ...and you'll particularly note how the artist perfectly captured the critic's sneer of contempt. 1.3119 0.03823 202 147 47 8
625 The title is "Irritated man in museum next door". So life like. 1.3119 0.04133 202 152 37 13
626 This one is titled ‘Idiot Holding Brochure’. 1.3119 0.03950 202 149 43 10
627 You framed us! 1.3119 0.04250 202 154 33 15
628 But you’re not “Rembrandt van Rijn (Dutch, Leiden 1606-1669 Amsterdam) Self-Portrait Looking Left. 1660. Oil on canvas. 41 5/8 x 24 1/2 in. Bequest of Harlan Zyrtec, 1911. Accession Number: 11.40.718.” 1.3119 0.04365 202 156 29 17
629 'Believe me, we were framed.' 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
630 Get us out of this cell, we've been framed. 1.3119 0.04192 202 153 35 14
631 And this is 'Self-Portrait of a Lonely Man'. 1.3119 0.04073 202 151 39 12
632 If you move a little to the left, his eyes follow you. 1.3119 0.04421 202 157 27 18
633 I can prove we've been framed. 1.3119 0.04250 202 154 33 15
634 Oh yeah! Then why can I see your brushstrokes? 1.3119 0.04192 202 153 35 14
635 You’ve been served. 1.3119 0.04073 202 151 39 12
636 Here we see the post-modern man, with an air of cynicism 1.3116 0.03924 199 146 44 9
637 Doris, they knocked a hole in the wall, and charged admission in both buildings. 1.3112 0.04460 196 152 27 17
638 Says here this is Art. Are you Art? 1.3112 0.04280 196 149 33 14
639 Why are you in a museum at 10 in the morning? You told us you were job hunting! 1.3112 0.04218 196 148 35 13
640 Performance art? We're waiting in line for the cafe. 1.3112 0.04028 196 145 41 10
641 You're no masterpiece, either, pal! 1.3112 0.04156 196 147 37 12
642 Do you validate parking? 1.3112 0.04093 196 146 39 11
643 I really like his use of negative space, 1.3112 0.04093 196 146 39 11
644 I'll bet somewhere Lewis Carroll is talking to his lawyer right now. 1.3112 0.04156 196 147 37 12
645 You've heard that a picture is worth a thousand words? Well, we're going to give you an earful, buddy! 1.3112 0.04028 196 145 41 10
646 He seems so lifelike. 1.3103 0.04115 203 153 37 13
647 I can’t really say that this one speaks to me 1.3096 0.03879 197 144 45 8
648 The guidebook calls it, "Man in a room with lots of Art". 1.3093 0.04244 194 147 34 13
649 We're in Cleveland... where are you? 1.3093 0.04181 194 146 36 12
650 Art imitates life 1.3093 0.03984 194 143 42 9
651 I love how the eyes seem to follow us. 1.3093 0.04181 194 146 36 12
652 It’s incredible, Gladys, he almost looks real. 1.3093 0.04051 194 144 40 10
653 This one is titled “Idiots looking In”. 1.3093 0.04181 194 146 36 12
654 Mr. Gates!? I was just telling these ladies how much I enjoy your piece, 'Windows'. 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
655 A little meta for me. 1.3093 0.04181 194 146 36 12
656 This is an intervention. 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
657 Three Big Macs, double fries, and a chocolate shake. 1.3093 0.04307 194 148 32 14
658 This is the last time I use a groupon. 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
659 The “Behind the Scenes Tour” is fascinating! 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
660 This piece really speaks to me. 1.3090 0.03984 178 129 43 6
661 Hey, take a picture... it'll last longer! 1.3085 0.04466 188 145 28 15
662 We're really into this painting. 1.3081 0.04151 172 126 39 7
663 We're your new neighbors. We live on the other side of Lautrec's. 1.3081 0.04120 198 149 37 12
664 This one is called "The other side of the window". 1.3081 0.03994 198 147 41 10
665 “Weak brush work?” Come over here and say that! 1.3081 0.04120 198 149 37 12
666 I bet we don't look real either. 1.3077 0.03900 195 143 44 8
667 I preferred his earlier work. 1.3073 0.04074 192 143 39 10
668 Stop staring! 1.3073 0.04141 192 144 37 11
669 What the hell are YOU looking at? 1.3073 0.04270 192 146 33 13
670 $3500? Grab it--on our side they're asking 5 grand! 1.3073 0.04206 192 145 35 12
671 Lifelike? I’ll give ya lifelike! 1.3073 0.04334 192 147 31 14
672 So this is what they meant by getting lost in the art? 1.3065 0.03717 186 133 49 4
673 What time do you open, and why are you calling me Art? 1.3065 0.04229 186 140 35 11
674 This reminds me of the one we saw in the room next door. 1.3065 0.03870 186 135 45 6
675 Realism is so depressing 1.3061 0.03883 196 144 44 8
676 What did you expect? A Rembrandt? 1.3057 0.04122 193 145 37 11
677 Exquisite squeegee work. But I prefer his Windex period. 1.3056 0.04176 180 134 37 9
678 I will have three cheeseburgers meals with fries 1.3048 0.04070 187 139 39 9
679 I think this piece affirms the harsh aesthetic of the realism movement. 1.3048 0.04277 187 142 33 12
680 Whistler says to call your mother. 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
681 We told you when the painter was coming. Where were you?!? 1.3048 0.04409 187 144 29 14
682 The guidebook says this painting mirrors reality... 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
683 This Picasso looks an awful lot like our neighbor Jim! 1.3048 0.03927 187 137 43 7
684 I think this is what they call realism. 1.3048 0.03999 187 138 41 8
685 I just don't get it. 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
686 This one is called art imitates life. 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
687 Well, the detail is excellent; seems almost lifelike. But the composition is weak, and the subject sure could have been chosen better. Are we through here? 1.3048 0.03927 187 137 43 7
688 It's the latest in contemporary realism. 1.3046 0.03799 197 144 46 7
689 Would you mind taking our photo? 1.3043 0.04525 184 143 26 15
690 Well, you're not much to look at either! 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
691 If it's a mirror, I've lost weight and grown hair. 1.3037 0.03726 191 138 48 5
692 So is this art imitating life, or life imitating art? 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
693 This one doesn’t speak to me. 1.3037 0.03942 191 141 42 8
694 Where the hell have you been? 1.3037 0.04466 191 149 26 16
695 No, you idiot. We’re POST impressionism. 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
696 It’s called Breaking the Fourth Wall. 1.3037 0.04011 191 142 40 9
697 3 Veggie burgers with fries, please. 1.3037 0.04212 191 145 34 12
698 Well, your side of the story is interesting but it doesn't paint a complete picture. 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
699 Well it's not another still life 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
700 Look buddy, you're not exactly a Van Gogh yourself 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
701 And, you sir, are no Waldo. 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
702 Call my lawyer. We've been framed. 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
703 This one is called "Mirror". It's by the same artist as that ridiculous "Window" one we saw earlier. 1.3037 0.04011 191 142 40 9
704 No! You're derivative. 1.3037 0.04212 191 145 34 12
705 ... And finally, who the hell are you to criticize us? 1.3037 0.03726 191 138 48 5
706 Look how the eyes follow you. 1.3037 0.04146 191 144 36 11
707 It says this one's a loaner 1.3037 0.04341 191 147 30 14
708 Hello, I'm Art. 1.3037 0.04341 191 147 30 14
709 Forget about that "mirror ... mirror" crap and just get us out of here! 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
710 The guide books says this is "The Grand Hall of Pretentious Condescension." 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
711 Paint a picture, it'll last longer. 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
712 It's creepy how he looks so life-like. 1.3037 0.04212 191 145 34 12
713 When you said we were going to a little hole in the wall art gallery, I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
714 Well it’s refreshing to see Realism is making a comeback. 1.3037 0.04146 191 144 36 11
715 The guide says "Impressionism" so let's see an impression! 1.3037 0.03942 191 141 42 8
716 Hmm. It’s entitled, “Life imitates art.” 1.3037 0.03942 191 141 42 8
717 His hair almost looks real. 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
718 We know already whose side you're on. 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
719 Wasted life number 23 1.3037 0.04404 191 148 28 15
720 . . . furthermore, 'critic' isn't a real job! 1.3027 0.04235 185 140 34 11
721 Kind of pedestrian if you ask me. 1.3027 0.04165 185 139 36 10
722 Don't quote me but I think we've been framed. 1.3027 0.04438 185 143 28 14
723 We must have wandered into the Twilight Zone exhibit. 1.3027 0.03948 185 136 42 7
724 I don't care what the brochure says, I know Analytic Cubism and this ain't it! 1.3027 0.04021 185 137 40 8
725 not a pretty picture, is it? 1.3027 0.03948 185 136 42 7
726 We've been framed! Are you a lawyer? 1.3027 0.04235 185 140 34 11
727 This is why I told you not to buy discounted tickets online, Mildred! 1.3027 0.04165 185 139 36 10
728 A right-wing family sees an intellectual on display in Alternate World. 1.3027 0.04504 185 144 26 15
729 On this side it says "FRAME $198.99"... 1.3027 0.04235 185 140 34 11
730 If he’s The Blue Boy..... then I’m Lady Gaga 1.3027 0.04021 185 137 40 8
731 Listen, bub - I'm not exactly thrilled with the way the light dances off your shoulders, either. 1.3027 0.03796 185 134 46 5
732 Among our grievances we want new judges for the New Yorker’s cartoon contest 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
733 I could have made that one 1.3021 0.04446 192 150 26 16
734 I don’t know Art, but I know that I’ve seen him around. 1.3016 0.03963 189 140 41 8
735 Well, if you're not ticket window circa 2018, we're certainly not luncheon on the grass circa 1863. 1.3016 0.03819 189 138 45 6
736 Once you figure it out, it just kind of sucks you in. 1.3016 0.04171 189 143 35 11
737 You know it’s good when the eyes follow you around the room. 1.3015 0.04212 199 153 32 14
738 I think what the artist was gong for here was the basic depth of bewilderment, yet desperate curiosity, of men in contemporary society. 1.3011 0.03855 186 136 44 6
739 Don't you know a trompe L'oeil painting when you see it? 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
740 That's not Abstract Expressionism, that's Norton. 1.3011 0.03930 186 137 42 7
741 It says this one is by L. Carroll... 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
742 I'm confused. Is "Some Installation Required" the title or an instruction? 1.3005 0.04118 183 137 37 9
743 No wonder the bidding started so low. 1.3005 0.03907 193 143 42 8
744 We’re from the museum next store. 1.3005 0.04364 193 150 28 15
745 It's called "The lackluster contemplates the banal." 1.3000 0.04284 190 146 31 13
746 This piece is called 'Framed'. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
747 Do it over and don't make my face so fat. 1.3000 0.04162 180 135 36 9
748 They call this Realism it just looks like Doug. Hey, Doug come look at this. 1.3000 0.04152 190 144 35 11
749 Have you seen our tour guide? 1.3000 0.04084 190 143 37 10
750 I think it's realism. 1.2995 0.04056 187 140 38 9
751 Neuvo Hyper Realism or Post Curatorial Bullshit? 1.2995 0.04264 187 143 32 12
752 Bennett was certain the list in his hand was identical to the list in the painting. He could almost hear the painting shout "Bennett don't forget to pick up milk and eggs for pancakes." 1.2995 0.04127 187 141 36 10
753 This one's called "Idiot Staring at You." 1.2995 0.03762 187 136 46 5
754 Some would say this painting is too transparent. 1.2994 0.04130 177 132 37 8
755 Oh yeah? Well on this side "The Twilight Zone" is in its fifty-eighth season. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
756 "So that's what they mean by 'realism!' Check out the nostril hairs! 1.2984 0.03997 191 143 39 9
757 You know Ethel, He looks just like the man ahead of us in line for admission. 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
758 We've been framed! 1.2983 0.04142 181 136 36 9
759 We’re neo American Gothic. 1.2983 0.04142 181 136 36 9
760 For some reason, it just doesn’t speak to me. 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
761 According to this, it's a transparent comment on the naiveté of the sad suburban weekend aesthete. 1.2983 0.04215 181 137 34 10
762 (thought bubble for man observing the frame): "I don't like the way this one speaks to me." 1.2983 0.04565 181 142 24 15
763 I knew we shouldn't have taken a left at surrealism 1.2983 0.04215 181 137 34 10
764 But is it...ART 1.2979 0.03894 188 139 42 7
765 I know the President said he wanted to defund the National Endowment for the Arts, but I thought it was an empty threat. 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
766 His eyes follow you everywhere! 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
767 This one really breaks the fourth wall. 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
768 Nice of you to come vist. Your mother has been worried sick. 1.2973 0.04007 185 138 39 8
769 This piece is really speaking to me. 1.2973 0.03857 185 136 43 6
770 Help us! We're Rockwell neighbors stuck in a Magritte painting! 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
771 This ain’t Art. I know that guy. His name is Phil. 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
772 This one looks like the guy from the elevator. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
773 And lastly, I don't like the looks of you. Who's the critic now? 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
774 I'm going to touch this one and see what happens. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
775 You don't like paying to get in the Met? What about us, trying to get out? 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
776 If you think it looks bad, you should see it from this side! 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
777 Art really does imitate life. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
778 He's not very lifelike 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
779 Portrait of the Artist as a Middle Aged Guy at a Museum with His Wife and Mother-in-law 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
780 Is that your good side? 1.2967 0.03972 182 135 40 7
781 Excuse me, we're trying to get to the gift shop. 1.2967 0.04475 182 142 26 14
782 It'll be worth more when you're dead. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
783 so, who is imitating who now? 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
784 I see you seeing me seeing you. 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
785 I think someone is trying to frame us. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
786 It's weird how the eyes seem to follow you around the room, isn't it? 1.2957 0.04061 186 140 37 9
787 Can he see us, too? 1.2957 0.03840 186 137 43 6
788 'Could you tell us what's on the title card?' 1.2955 0.03891 176 129 42 5
789 You looking at me, looking at you, looking at me? 1.2955 0.04055 176 131 38 7
790 ...so we got nothing to do with why the painting's gone. We've been framed! 1.2955 0.03807 176 128 44 4
791 which side you're on depends on how you frame it. 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
792 I think he's too one dimensional. 1.2955 0.04055 176 131 38 7
793 Is it me or are we missing something? 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
794 We should have gone with the zoo membership. 1.2955 0.04134 176 132 36 8
795 No, we are not people. We are a painting of people. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
796 Last, but not least, call your mother. 1.2955 0.04055 176 131 38 7
797 Reality TV is bad enough, how did I let you drag me to Reality Art?? 1.2955 0.03891 176 129 42 5
798 It's a matter of perspective. 1.2955 0.04134 176 132 36 8
799 Claude Duchamp. The Duke of Snobs. Flesh on bone. 1955. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
800 Excuse me, could you direct us to the realism exhibit? 1.2951 0.04175 183 139 34 10
801 Well, buddy ... Art USED to be a window into life. But since Trump cut funding the arts, what we got here now is a hole in the museum wall. That's life. 1.2951 0.04029 183 137 38 8
802 Think he knows he's being framed? 1.2944 0.04071 180 135 37 8
803 I feel like I could reach out and touch it! 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
804 It’s from Picasso’s ‘Hole in The Wall’ period. 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
805 As you can see, Subject 27 continues to feign artistic appreciation even though he can clearly see us observing him here. 1.2944 0.04505 180 141 25 14
806 No matter where you walk we'll be staring at you. 1.2944 0.03994 180 134 39 7
807 Oh, yeah? You ain’t so much to look at yourself. 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
808 And you don't look like a Rembrandt either, pal. 1.2944 0.03994 180 134 39 7
809 It says here it’s a ‘perspective on the human condition’. What does your’s say, Bud? 1.2944 0.04293 180 138 31 11
810 I am telling you we were framed. 1.2944 0.04071 180 135 37 8
811 'Man, wife, and sister-in-law looking for seats.' Oil on Canvas 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
812 Does this frame make me look flat? 1.2944 0.04365 180 139 29 12
813 Two Picasso specials, a Monet with no mayo, and three Kiddie Dalis. 1.2944 0.04505 180 141 25 14
814 No matter where I look, his eyes are following me! 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
815 Do you know where we can find the exit to the virtual reality exhibit? 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
816 Wow! I could swear his eyes are following me. 1.2944 0.04071 180 135 37 8
817 James, your alcoholism has affected me in the following ways... 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
818 This is from his people-will-buy-anything-if-it-has-a-nice-frame period 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
819 I'm tellin' ya, his eyes look like they're followin' me! 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
820 Sorry, you’re not in the picture anymore. 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
821 Life imitating Life. 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
822 We’d be Happy to invite you in to meet Alice, the Queen of Hearts, the Mad Hatter and all of the others, but none of us can remember the damn password. 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
823 It’s a window, Buddy. 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
824 One of us has been framed! 1.2928 0.03653 181 131 47 3
825 My exhibit guide calls this "Solitary Man". What does yours say? 1.2928 0.04200 181 138 33 10
826 Yes, we’re an interactive piece, but quite frankly, I’m just not seeing you make the effort here. 1.2928 0.04344 181 140 29 12
827 Art! Art! Is that Art? 1.2924 0.04037 171 127 38 6
828 He must be Art. 1.2921 0.04393 178 138 28 12
829 And this one, Marge, is a Picasso called, "Bill Gates holding a Word Document." 1.2921 0.03510 178 127 50 1
830 Do you ever get the feeling that Bill Gates is observing you through a one-way mirror? 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
831 It’s from his open concept period. 1.2921 0.04393 178 138 28 12
832 At least they're making modern art more transparent! 1.2912 0.04107 182 138 35 9
833 Tell the curator his imagination stinks. 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
834 Muriel! Betsy! We've been framed! 1.2907 0.03755 172 125 44 3
835 I feel like I could reach out and touch it! 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
836 Do not follow the White Rabbit! 1.2907 0.04017 172 128 38 6
837 meh. too lifeless and pale. 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
838 This looks a lot like the painting we saw on the other side of this wall. 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
839 I don't know, Betty. IS that Art? 1.2905 0.03997 179 134 38 7
840 It's a picture window. dummy! 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
841 I don't know if this is "life imitating art" or "art imitating life." 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
842 The longer I look at it, the less I understand it. 1.2898 0.04495 176 138 25 13
843 We were just wondering if you could give us the directions to reality? 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
844 I find this piece moving. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
845 No, this is 'American Museum Patron.' 'American Gothic' is two frames over. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
846 How'd we get separated in the parking lot? 1.2890 0.04398 173 134 28 11
847 Two Rauschenbergs and super size me. 1.2890 0.03456 173 123 50 0
848 Can YOU tell us how to find the bathroom? 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
849 Life imitating Art Finklebaum. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
850 The eyes seem to follow you. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
851 I like her portrayal of the grim universality of Man's apotheosis—and use of negative space. 1.2890 0.04081 173 130 36 7
852 Well, I know what I like, and I don't like this. 1.2890 0.04081 173 130 36 7
853 Art is not what you see, it's what you make others see. - Degas 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
854 Would you like that for here or to Gogh? 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
855 It says this one is called, "wall under construction". 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
856 I’ll never look at Art the same way again. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
857 I like the use of open space. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
858 We also demand scenery. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
859 What are you looking at? 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
860 It says it's Whistler's son. 1.2882 0.04527 170 133 25 12
861 The subject is pedestrian; the execution, transparent. 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
862 I hope this isn't what they meant by 'an exciting new opening.' 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
863 Trust me, it looks better from your side. 1.2874 0.03993 167 124 38 5
864 I don’t know...seems a little representational 1.2874 0.03993 167 124 38 5
865 Now this is what I call realism! 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
866 Check this out. It’s one of those two-way portraits. 1.2874 0.03513 167 119 48 0
867 It's called 'The Pane of Real Life.' 1.2874 0.03808 167 122 42 3
868 Here is a list of our demands. 1.2874 0.04082 167 125 36 6
869 But is he art? 1.2874 0.04170 167 126 34 7
870 It says this one is from the middle ages. 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
871 I'm not fooled by this Hyper Realism trash -I can see straight through it. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
872 We've been framed! 1.2874 0.03628 174 126 46 2
873 I KNEW you were scheming to frame me, Dillard. 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
874 Says here this is called 'Painting Removed for Restoration', by someone called 'MOMA'. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
875 I prefer the aquarium. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
876 Still life? 1.2874 0.03807 174 128 42 4
877 Dorian Gray got away. 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
878 This must be one of those you like better the further away you get from it. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
879 So what's YOUR title? 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
880 Sure art reflects life. Just not your life. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
881 Back away, mister. Our paradox is safer than yours. 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
882 Great. Another mirror I don't understand. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
883 So lifelike, but so boring. 1.2874 0.03893 174 129 40 5
884 The funds for actual art have been discontinued. We are here to explain to you what you're vision is. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
885 Looks like cotton, buttons, zipper, skin on bones, 1961. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
886 I guess they call this blank expressionism 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
887 So when were you planning to write to your mother? 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
888 This one needs a little restoration. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
889 I guess this is the entrance to the Through-The-Looking-Glass Section. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
890 Bet they don't have this one in the gift shop! 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
891 It really doesn't speak to me. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
892 Notice how the eyes appear to follow you. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
893 ''Frame 15. Hole in wall. Real life. 1.2865 0.03844 171 126 41 4
894 We can't find the exit. 1.2865 0.04579 171 135 23 13
895 Look, Helen. It's as if this one's staring right back. 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
896 This one's apparently called 'Unfulfilled Potential.' 1.2865 0.03754 171 125 43 3
897 His eyes are following me! 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
898 This one is titled: 'There, But For The Grace of God, Go I'. 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
899 Hi, Bob. I didn't know you were into art. 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
900 Real art speaks to you. 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
901 A man named Kandinsky is holding us hostage for a real oil painting. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
902 I was framed, I tell ya’! 1.2865 0.04187 171 130 33 8
903 According to the program, it's an Interactive Art Display. I say it's a window. 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
904 The catalogue says it symbolizes "a window into our soul", yet all I see is Fred Johnson. 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
905 We're here for the "Birth of Venus" recreation and yes... we'll do nudity. 1.2865 0.04579 171 135 23 13
906 Exhibitionist! 1.2857 0.03783 161 117 42 2
907 Yeah, so it's part of the 'Welcome to New York' exhibit-what's it to ya? 1.2857 0.04428 175 137 26 12
908 I was thinking "Alice in Wonderland" but this really is just looking through glass....... 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
909 Of course we think we have been framed!! 1.2849 0.04083 172 130 35 7
910 Is this the way to Hogwarts? 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
911 I guess art does imitate life. 1.2848 0.03921 165 122 39 4
912 The Complainers Pre-Twitter, 2018, Oil on canvas, 28 in x 36 in, 20 Bitcoin 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
913 It says here the title is, "Ceci n'est pas une peinture." 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
914 This is a window buddy, and you're no work of art either. 1.2848 0.04106 165 124 35 6
915 I have a strange feeling that we are the performance art. 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
916 Now do you believe me about a parallel universe! 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
917 No, no. WE are the museum visitors, and YOU are in the painting. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
918 Based on the high forehead, I would say this is from his Bald Period. 1.2840 0.04057 162 121 36 5
919 They say this one's really moving. 1.2840 0.03763 162 118 42 2
920 This is more than just art. It's Art Saperstein. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
921 It says here that it's called "Another Dimension". 1.2831 0.03994 166 124 37 5
922 Virtual reality is amazing but how do we get back? 1.2822 0.04036 163 122 36 5
923 Why does it always seem like their eyes follow you? 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
924 It's says the man you see here, along with us, are in the most difficult cartoon to caption this year. 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
925 Seriously, don't touch the art. 1.2814 0.04237 167 128 31 8
926 We are art; we are meant to provoke! 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
927 Our $25 allows us to BE the art, Mr. Pay-What-You-Wish. 1.2812 0.04268 160 122 31 7
928 Jewish-American Gothic" "...and you didn't call home this week, and Aunt Sarah says you didn't call on her birthday... 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
929 Well now, that is in fact, Art. 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
930 Are you the art or are we the art? 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
931 This more recent work presumably completes the artist's series on the male gender's inexorable decline into grotesque irrelevance. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
932 You, sir, have a face for Cubism. 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
933 I don't think this 'living art' concept is working for me. 1.2812 0.04268 160 122 31 7
934 Hello from the other side 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
935 It says, "Viewer Dumbstruck, National Gallery." 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
936 We should have gone to the Met, not the Meta. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
937 We're just looking for the restroom. 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
938 PSST...IT'S US...IN THE MIRROR...YOUR MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
939 I'm looking for Alice. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
940 So I am going to ask once more, "Does art imitate reality or does reality imitate art?" 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
941 I don't see myself in this one... 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
942 You never visit anymore, so here we are Mr. Art Degree! 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
943 Make American Gothic Again 1.2805 0.03725 164 120 42 2
944 Apparently this is his first solo show. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
945 Who’re you calling derivative, pal? 1.2805 0.04015 164 123 36 5
946 Everybody's a critic. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
947 It’s almost like he’s looking right at us. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
948 To hear the painting press 123 on your headset 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
949 Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the real one after all? 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
950 It's contemporart art: you see me through your frame, and I see you through mine. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
951 This is the fourth wall? It's worse than the first three. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
952 It's our son the MFA! 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
953 Geez- even I could have drawn this guy. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
954 Art? I'm not Art! 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
955 No, we're not for sale. 1.2805 0.03824 164 121 40 3
956 "Art Opening" is supposed to mean free wine and cheese! 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
957 Fake News is bad, Fake Art is worse. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
958 It's called 'Peeping Tom'. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
959 You wanted realism, didn't you? 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
960 Is that you, Art? 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
961 I told you to be here early for the family portrait! 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
962 Herb, I swear, I was framed 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
963 This painting is creepy. Its eyes follow me. 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
964 Consider if you will a family trapped in a museum of modern art. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
965 Trump's NEA budget really did make some cuts. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
966 Call security – we've been framed. 1.2805 0.04015 164 123 36 5
967 Looks like a fake to me 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
968 Can you help us? We’ve been framed. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
969 We're a poignant statement of American Figurative Expressionism, but what are you? 1.2805 0.04015 164 123 36 5
970 I find you derivitive and unstructured. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
971 What kind of hole-in-the-wall museum did you bring me to? 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
972 They say art imitates life, but this is ridiculous! 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
973 It doesn't speak to me. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
974 This one's called "Middle-aged man with lingering disappointment with the world, and bad haircut" 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
975 I was expecting it to be bigger 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
976 No, I'm the beholder! 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
977 Hi, my name's Art. What's yours? 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
978 Apparently we’re titled, “Life Imitating Art.” 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
979 I'm telling you, this virtual reality is something else. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
980 According to the divorce proceedings, she's been framed and you are out of the picture. 1.2797 0.05100 143 115 16 12
981 We want a pizza. One we can understand. Nothing sketchy. Don't Dali around because we're short on Monet. I'm practically Baroque. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
982 Which of us is of us is life imitating art? 1.2795 0.04058 161 121 35 5
983 I don't get it. The title says, 'Bald obnoxious man.' 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
984 If you like this two-way exhibit, perhaps you would enjoy a three way. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
985 Is this the pick up window? 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
986 This exhibit is called "Awkward Eye Contact". 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
987 This one is not as lifelike as the others. 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
988 We're in the gallery next door. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
989 Get Alice - she knows how to fix this! 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
990 Are you looking at ME?! 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
991 And while you’re at it, appreciate my lifelike detail, you ignorant putz. 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
992 I don’t see the big picture! 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
993 What do you mean this is a new window into the art world? 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
994 Hey Art! 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
995 We were told 'Free Entry.' Are we supposed to climb over the frame, or what? 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
996 The problem with VR is it's too real. 1.2778 0.04222 162 124 31 7
997 This one's called Pretentious Art Snobs. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
998 Hey! Wasn't this guy in the last painting too? 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
999 Funny, we have one just like it at the office. 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
1000 I guess this fourth wall is more of a window 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
1001 OK but you could do an impression. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
1002 I hope the restrooms haven't any art work! 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
1003 He's not there. #FakeArt 1.2771 0.04572 166 132 22 12
1004 I have that shirt. 1.2767 0.03880 159 118 38 3
1005 It says, "Decline of man." 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1006 The fuck YOU lookin' at? 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
1007 Is this what they call art reflecting life? 1.2756 0.04224 156 119 31 6
1008 Is that you, Art? 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
1009 I could swear it looks like a real person. 1.2756 0.03813 156 115 39 2
1010 Hmm. I thought there'd be more "there" there. 1.2756 0.04125 156 118 33 5
1011 Art? I think we've been framed! 1.2756 0.04024 156 117 35 4
1012 It’s called feedback art - we tell what we think of you. 1.2756 0.04224 156 119 31 6
1013 Didn't we see this one already? 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
1014 Francene, come and look at the schnozz on this painting! 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
1015 Reality TV wasn't bad enough? 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
1016 "This one's titled 'Two Way Mirror'". 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1017 We misunderstood what they meant by “installation.” 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
1018 I love the transparency of this one. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1019 Oh Yeah!! Well you're no van Gogh either, buddy! 1.2750 0.03960 160 120 36 4
1020 Aw, crap. It's Art. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
1021 This still life feels a bit transparent. 1.2745 0.03960 153 114 36 3
1022 We're on loan from Hogwarts. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
1023 His eyes follow you as you move around the room. 1.2745 0.04067 153 115 34 4
1024 Whistler's wife and in-laws 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
1025 Can you please move out of the way? You're blocking our view of an art gallery. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
1026 It’s true, the other side isn’t greener! 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1027 Stop staring at us buddy,and buy it already . 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
1028 No, I'm not Pop, Art. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1029 Come look at this! It's the boring man in his natural habitat ! 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1030 It’s art imitating Skype. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1031 This one is titled, "loneliness." 1.2739 0.04002 157 118 35 4
1032 Wow, I thought that farmer and wife painting was realistic. 1.2739 0.03683 157 115 41 1
1033 Very skillful rendering of uninspiring subject. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1034 It all depends on your perspective. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1035 This picture is labeled "The Twilight Zone". 1.2739 0.04002 157 118 35 4
1036 This isn’t art, it’s Artie. 1.2739 0.04662 157 125 21 11
1037 So we're "Country Bumpkins"? Well, our placard says, "Coastal Elite." 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1038 Wow! Look how his eyes follow us when we move! 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1039 Shhhh. We were told Trump would never think of looking for Syrian refugees here... 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1040 In this series, entitled "Reflections of my In-Laws", the artist captures the essence of his father-in-law in this piece "Who would buy this crap" 1.2739 0.04834 157 127 17 13
1041 It says here that this is the middle aged New Yorker's natural habitat. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1042 And this one is called confused man 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1043 WHICH WAY IS OUT ? 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1044 We will have three combo #4's with a diet coke, light on the ice. 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
1045 Wow, that's an amazing painting of Ralph Schmidlap ! 1.2739 0.04103 157 119 33 5
1046 We are impressionist. Who do you want to hear? 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1047 Help . . . MOMA is trying to frame us! 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
1048 Photorealism has reached a whole new level. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1049 His eyes really do follow you wherever you move. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1050 Hmmm...this piece is titled “Life imitates life.” 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1051 Do you think he can hear us? 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1052 What do you see? A man looking at us looking at him. 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1053 From your point of view, I can see you don't get the whole picture. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1054 It's not very realistic . 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
1055 We were framed, I tell you. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1056 ...the work spoke to him 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1057 Well... MISTER Woody Allen... we think your pictures are stupid too. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1058 You again! 1.2727 0.04722 154 123 20 11
1059 I think you're taking Minimalism too far. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1060 Harry Potter sent us to remind you to call your mother each week 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1061 What’s wrong, you gotta problem with Realism? 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
1062 Hey buddy - if art imitates life, you should get out more! 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1063 This one definitely looks better when viewed from a distance. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1064 The artist perfectly captured her subject's look of disappointment. 1.2722 0.03552 158 115 43 0
1065 But we have the platinum back stage pass. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1066 Hmm... Anonymous American man in plaid shirt with family at the ballot, 2016. Watercolor 73.7 cm × 92.1 cm (29 in × 36¼ in) 1.2722 0.03980 158 119 35 4
1067 Chiaroscuro or trompe l'oeil? 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
1068 We should've left right away, when we started hearing that dee dee dee dee Twilight Zone music! 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
1069 Hi do you know Sam Pirandello? We are three characters in search of the painter. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
1070 Outsider! 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
1071 He looks like he is staring back at us. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
1072 He looks so realistic. 1.2715 0.03979 151 113 35 3
1073 It's so realistic, just like we're actually there. 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1074 We're the latest in performance art. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1075 Well, it doesn't look like much from this side either! 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1076 Is this the tour "Going behind the Scenes"? 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1077 We're Whistler's neighbors. His mother will be along in a few minutes. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1078 It’s the same on this side—lousy museum hours and terrible shows! 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1079 ...And from this angle, it looks like his wife is never going to turn up. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1080 We're looking for an interactive exhibit 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1081 No, you're on the wrong side! 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1082 Hey buddy, I wouldn't call you a work of art, either! 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1083 So lifelike, yet not very imaginative. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
1084 Yeah, well, you ain’t no ‘Grand Master’ either. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1085 Our list of grievances include: 1. We need indoor plumbing 2. We want the lights off at night so we can sleep 3. We don't want to be stared at 4. Let's talk 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1086 This one’s called “Man in Art Museum” 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1087 It's so realistic! 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
1088 This isn't art. It's just Larry! 1.2710 0.04784 155 125 18 12
1089 It's eyes really do follow you. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1090 Artist unknown. If it were me, I wouldn't take credit for it either. 1.2710 0.04784 155 125 18 12
1091 Some artists insist on having it both ways. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1092 It just seems so lazy and derivative of numerous other works. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
1093 We were framed! 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1094 Can you tell us where the entrance is? 1.2710 0.04605 155 123 22 10
1095 I just don't get this new realism. 1.2710 0.03917 155 116 36 3
1096 Our attorney says we were framed! 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1097 This artwork is titled "Everyone's A Critic." 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1098 This isn't art. It's just Larry! 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1099 Apparently, when they say "suggested donation," they're not kidding. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1100 It's Art! -- but really it's just a hole in the wall. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1101 I still say it could be more life-like 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1102 Can you tell us how to get to the Monet's ? 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1103 Do you know where we can find the surrealists? 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
1104 Watch it. We all took selfies and ended up hanging in here.... 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
1105 It lacks a human element. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
1106 It says this splotchy one looks lifelike if you step back and squint. 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
1107 Upon reflection, let's go home. 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
1108 It has to be a painting, dear. A classy museum wouldn't charge us such a steep admission just to look through a hole in the wall. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
1109 It appears that we have stepped through the looking glass. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
1110 do you validate? 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
1111 Get in here this is supposed to be a happy family portrait 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
1112 "It says here it was done during his "Transparancy Peroid ". 1.2685 0.04111 149 113 32 4
1113 Wait, what did your ticket say? 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
1114 When Art imitates Life. 1.2685 0.03999 149 112 34 3
1115 I feel like he's looking right at me! 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
1116 It seems like his eyes are following you around the room. 1.2685 0.04111 149 113 32 4
1117 This totally challenges my point of view. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
1118 Help! They've captured our essence! 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
1119 Make up your mind! What side are you on? 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1120 I'm Art! Who are you? 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1121 Window to the soul, my ass! 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1122 Me watching you watching me watching you... 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1123 Are you "a tortured portrait of people lost in the burgeoning light of The New Communism" or are we? 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1124 Quit messing with the audio tour, and get back on our side 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
1125 I tell you we were framed! 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1126 No — *you're* the exhibit. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
1127 Help, we’ve been framed! 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
1128 We’re a portrait of how come you don’t call your mother? 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1129 He doesn't look like he's screaming. 1.2667 0.03744 150 111 38 1
1130 We'd like three Bruegels and a French frieze. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1131 Are they trying to frame us? 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1132 The title is 'THEM' on this side, as well. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1133 Jack you are on the wrong side of things as usual! 1.2667 0.04792 150 121 18 11
1134 Apparently, somebody stole the painting entitled "Losers Gawking". 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1135 His eyes seem to follow me across the room. They also seem to blink. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1136 I tell you, we've been framed! 1.2667 0.03623 150 110 40 0
1137 Well, I find you derivative, too! 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1138 No, I thought we were at Ikea. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
1139 I agree that his eyes follow you like Mona Lisa's, but any comparison to Da Vinci ends there. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1140 This time the realists have gone too far! 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1141 Hey Edith, I think that's Art! 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1142 Ummm, I don’t think I get it. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1143 It's called "Facebook". 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1144 Jeez, do you mind? You're in my negative space. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1145 It says he's on loan from Staten Island. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1146 We need a wall. Trust me. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1147 My name is Arthur, but most people just call me Art. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1148 This existentialism series is too real for me. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
1149 Hi there. Would you like to enter our parallel universe? 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
1150 "Confused Tourists" on Canvas with oil paints 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
1151 Finally, Helen, a piece of art that really speaks to me. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
1152 This is just some hole in the wall. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1153 No, we’re on the outside. 1.2639 0.03940 144 108 34 2
1154 I don't get this one....so please don't act like you do either. 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
1155 On second thought, let’s skip the men’s room exhibit. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1156 It appears to be a New Yorker. 1.2639 0.03815 144 107 36 1
1157 I don't get it! 1.2639 0.03940 144 108 34 2
1158 We're entitled "Art Imitates Life". You got a problem? 1.2639 0.03686 144 106 38 0
1159 Alright, fine! You caught me. I'm into art. 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
1160 We would frame our political convictions as left of center. 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
1161 I liked this museum better before Bill Gates bought it. 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
1162 You want YOUR money back? We want OUR money back! 1.2639 0.05024 144 118 14 12
1163 Art thou the beholder? 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1164 You’re not so aesthetically pleasing, either, pal! 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
1165 Still life - Loudmouth in his natural habitat. 1.2635 0.04732 148 119 19 10
1166 For some reason, this one really speaks to me. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1167 Well, you don't look like Blue Boy yourself! 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
1168 We are looking for the gift shop too. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1169 It's as if the artist wasn't even trying. 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
1170 Who are you calling Rubenesque, you pop art bastard? 1.2635 0.04829 148 120 17 11
1171 Now this speaks to me 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1172 Look, Marge, it's the pre-digital man. You can tell by his horizontal stare. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1173 Hey, where's the exit from the living art gallery? 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1174 My card says this piece is called "nerd wearing glasses". What does you card say? 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1175 Well.How the hell do you think we feel? 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1176 Unless his fucking name is Art, I say it isn't art. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1177 On this side its title is “Seeking Transparency.” 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
1178 Lacks realism. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1179 Weird - his eyes seem to follow you everywhere, don't they? 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1180 That ain't art, that's our podiatrist! 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1181 You're no Rembrandt, yourself, mister! 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1182 Bob, I think your perspective is completely wrong on this one 1.2635 0.03995 148 112 33 3
1183 This one’s just called ‘Art’. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1184 They call this one, Reflection of My Accountant. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1185 This must have been during the artists boring period. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1186 Is there a caption on your side? We got nothing! Also, do you know where we can score Hamilton tickets? 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1187 It's not very realistic . 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1188 Wow, contemporary art really is a reflection of yourself. 1.2635 0.04829 148 120 17 11
1189 Art that speaks to you 1.2635 0.03995 148 112 33 3
1190 Stop staring! Can you get us out of here? 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1191 Objects in art are closer than they appear to my understanding of dissociative identity. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1192 This must be from Picasso's Gray Period. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1193 I swear, Mabel, I saw him blink! How do they get these paintings so realistic? 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1194 Honey, this one looks so lifelike 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1195 You don't look like a Degas ballerina. 1.2621 0.04038 145 110 32 3
1196 Yeah, it’s pretty lifelike, but I can see this kind of life across the back fence. 1.2621 0.03793 145 108 36 1
1197 Fake art? 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
1198 You're right, it does look like him. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
1199 Two galleries for the price of one. I told you there had to be a catch. 1.2617 0.03856 149 112 35 2
1200 It’s actually just a hole in the wall. This is the gallery next-door. 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
1201 It's early Munch. "The Blank Stare." 1.2617 0.04704 149 120 19 10
1202 I saw this one yesterday at Home Depot. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1203 Well, he don't look real to me! 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1204 Why don’t you paint a picture? It’ll last longer! 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1205 It says here that the artist "escapes the tyranny of the frame" 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1206 And I say that a hole in the wall with a frame around it ain't art! This is why Trump won! 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1207 Selfie with Mona and Lisa 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
1208 Excuse me, sir. Will the E train take us to Times Square? 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1209 You're the beholder and we are the beauty in your eye. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1210 This one looks very derivative. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1211 You call that "Realism"? Nobody's skin is that blotchy. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1212 It is not a good likeness. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1213 Don't mind us. We've always wanted to be in pictures. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1214 Seems a little one dimensional... 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1215 Now this one shows talent, just like he's standing the other side of the frame. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1216 Time for a museum but not to call us ? 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
1217 Call your mother once in a while, will ya? 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1218 Well, you ain't no friggin Picasso either! 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
1219 Yeah it's Art! Art from the gallery next door! 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
1220 Ceci ne un Magritte pas. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1221 This one just doesn’t speak to me. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
1222 We're Whistler's in-laws 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
1223 Before you can view Titian's masterpiece, The Rape of Europa, I am required to provide you with the following trigger warning... 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
1224 It says here that it's titled "Portait of a Museumgoer as An Old Man." 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
1225 Wow, what a realistic painting of an art gallery! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
1226 So I have a thousand words for you... 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
1227 This one is titled "Verisimilitude". 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
1228 Is this the exit? Marge, you said this was the exit. How do we get out of here? 1.2590 0.03866 139 104 34 1
1229 Big whoop- my kid could do that. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1230 That portrait looks just like the guy that was on our bus this morning. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
1231 It says it reflects the viewer, but I don't look anything like him. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
1232 Hey, you're blocking our view of the Rembrandt. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
1233 Reason #14 why you’ll never be an artist: You don’t understand irony. 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
1234 This one is called "I want my money back". 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1235 The colors are bland. The proportions are clownish. There’s no depth of expression. It’s just saying nothing to me. 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
1236 Guess how much it’s worth. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
1237 Well this is awkward... 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1238 "The Grievance." American realism, 2018. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1239 That's not van Gogh, that's Irvin. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1240 we've done a few renovations to the interrogation room.... 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
1241 Take a picture. It'll last longer. 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
1242 You're not Art. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1243 Are you new at Hogwarts? Or are we on loan to the Tate, again? 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1244 At least it's not a Jeff Koons. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1245 What did you expect? A still life? 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1246 This picture sure does speak to me. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1247 Okay Mr Critic, let me frame it for you this way. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1248 You never call. 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
1249 # 312. Anonymous. No matter where you stand, his eyes follow you. Amazing! 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1250 Did you notice that the eyes seem to follow you as you move past it? 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1251 I don't know if he can see us, Ma. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1252 We’re innocent, I tell you. We’ve been framed. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1253 Who's President in your world? 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1254 It seems like I am always on the outside looking in! 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1255 This one is called, "Pretending to Appreciate Art, But Really Looking for Nudes." 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1256 He's certainly not framed very well. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1257 Yeah? Well, you ain't exactly the Mona Lisa either, buddy. 1.2587 0.04057 143 109 31 3
1258 Don’t you think they’re taking this ‘Through the Looking-Glass’ theme a bit too far? 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1259 Is your name Art? 1.2587 0.03675 143 106 37 0
1260 ...and this piece is called: Art Imitating Life 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1261 This is the guy being framed? 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1262 Quick, help us out...we've been framed! 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1263 We don’t mean to reflect badly upon you. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1264 Very unoriginal piece. I can see right through it. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1265 No one captures the sense of complete disappointment better than Rembrandt. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1266 What an unique painting, MAN IN THE MIRROR, It looks so real. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1267 Guess we're at the temporary exhibits. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1268 A little privacy, please. We're not the only picture on the wall! 1.2587 0.03675 143 106 37 0
1269 So what if his eyes follow you? I have a Jesus like that home. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1270 You never write. You never call. Your mother, your sister, and I want to know why. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1271 I've heard of art imitating life but this is over the top. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1272 I liked last month's 'Lone Museum Patron' better 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1273 It's no wonder the artist is 'Anonymous'. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1274 It all started when we asked for a lifelike rendering. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1275 We only paid for the two dimensional tour. 1.2587 0.04057 143 109 31 3
1276 We're a 'real life.' 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
1277 As galleries go, it's a freakin hole in the wall. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1278 I said I wanted to see some art not your Uncle Art! 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1279 It must be one of the 'Old Masters' 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1280 Well, you don't look like the Mona Lisa, either! 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1281 Says here, "Brought to you by the new National Endowment for the Arts." 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1282 You’re the damn performance artist here, buddy. Not us! 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
1283 I guess the question isn't what is art, but who is art? 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1284 Existential, surreal table for three by the fireplace, please! 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1285 When does he start screaming? 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1286 Hey pal, can you move us to the Gaugin room? The wife wants to visit Tahiti. 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
1287 I love these two way mirrors, that poor dutz dosent have a clue we are looking at him. 1.2587 0.04833 143 116 17 10
1288 It’s called “being on the inside looking out” 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1289 Amazing how the artist was able to capture our reflection in the subject's glasses. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1290 That's a fancy frame around a window. Fake art. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1291 Says here you're missing an ear! 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1292 Don’t worry, he’s more confused by us than we are by him. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1293 For Gods sake Harold - leave us alone already. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1294 What, you think we're a mirror into your soul? No! I tell you it's all a lie, we've been framed. We're only a reflection of the way life used to be. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1295 You're lucky, our family does't reflect badly on you. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1296 Tom's mid-career period, when reality and the surreal were yoked in maddening fashion. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1297 Yeah well your Grindr profile isn't completely honest, either. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1298 I guess what it comes down to is, are you imitating art or are we? 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1299 Hey Art! 1.2587 0.04934 143 117 15 11
1300 No, Mr. Gates, I guess we didn't read the Terms of Service, let alone the "human specimens" clause. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1301 And, in some of our finest pieces, we see ourselves. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1302 Well this one is called fat-headed tourists lost at the museum. I don't get it? 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1303 My card says you are abstract 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1304 We're looking at a hole in the wall and some genius framed it and now it's art. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1305 Doesn't the guy from American Gothic have a wife and a pitch fork? 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1306 Humor me - just follow us with your eyes while we walk across the frame. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1307 Harold was bummed when he realized he wasn’t included in his family portrait. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1308 Is this what you meant when you said your brother was in pictures? 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1309 Yeah, hon ... This one is called "Man standing in a gallery." 1.2574 0.04174 136 104 29 3
1310 I see right through this modern art stuff. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1311 Look long enough and this one grabs ya. 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1312 A Dali cheeseburger with secret sauce, two Seurat's hold the onions, large order of Munch fries, and three Goya chocolate milkshakes...for here. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1313 I tell you, we're innocent, we've been framed ! 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1314 Help. We were framed. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
1315 It’s just a damn hole in the wall! 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
1316 Who’s supposed to be looking at who here? 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
1317 One pound of pastrami, please, sliced thin, and a pint of chicken salad. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
1318 Can I have two cheeseburgers, one cheese and bacon burger, one milkshake... 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
1319 "Are we the artwork? Or are you? 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1320 This one’s called “The Gawker.” 1.2568 0.03850 148 112 34 2
1321 Get out of my frame of mind! 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1322 Who are YOU?! And what did you do with Blue Boy? 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1323 Note the sheer lack of expressionism, typical of post minimalist snark. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1324 Two Superburgers, a Fish-o-Rama, a Degas, and an order of fries. To go. 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
1325 Mabel ,what is that idiot husband of yours up to now? 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
1326 We're on temporary loan from the Academy of Motion Pictures. 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
1327 As you can see this is an open concept. 1.2555 0.04017 137 104 31 2
1328 Hey! You're not what we were expecting either! 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1329 Is this where we validate our museum parking tickets? 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1330 If you ask me, this Hyperrealistic Movement has gone too far. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1331 Are you a post-modernist painting or and ultra-realist sculpture? 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1332 I know people say a picture is worth a thousand words, but do I have to stand here & listen to all of them? 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
1333 I know it when I see it, and this ain't it. 1.2553 0.04077 141 108 30 3
1334 Portal to another dimension? My kid could do that. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1335 So it's interactive; it's still not Six Flags. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1336 Trying to frame us now are you 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1337 Look, the eyes move with you. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1338 Look at his stupid expression! It’s so lifelike! 1.2553 0.03951 141 107 32 2
1339 Didn't we teach you not to stare? 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1340 Description just says 'still life' 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
1341 This is a false mirror and we have to go to the bathroom! 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1342 Do you happen to know where the Monets are? 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
1343 Creepy the way the eyes follow you. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1344 Excuse me sir, please contact security, we seem to have been screen captured 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1345 The title says, “Man agog.” 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1346 Does realism have to be so ugly? 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
1347 It says it’s a ‘middle aged man’ in its natural habitat. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
1348 And I say it's Life that imitates Art! 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
1349 Sorry, we left our pitch fork back at the farm. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1350 We would invite you in, but the house is not picture perfect. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1351 We don't care if you think this picture 'speaks' to you. Help us find the exit. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1352 "Now, this is what I call "trompe loeil"! 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
1353 Aw jeez we crossed into a multi-dimensional view of existence again. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1354 Yea, but are we Art ? 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
1355 You know what Mark?! You're not much of a looker yourself. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1356 That's right, 'Family Portrait Awaiting an Artist' is the title. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1357 ‘You still don’t get the picture after all these years, do you?” 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
1358 Is this too realistic for you? 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1359 Is this the way to the restroom? 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1360 It's called 'As Others View You' and it can be disturbing. 1.2519 0.04034 135 103 30 2
1361 This one is called 'incredulous man.' 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1362 It's called, "Man at Inter-Dimensional Art Gallery." 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1363 Well, we're not too thrilled looking at you, either. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1364 Your nightmare or mine? 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1365 ...so no way could your five-year-old do this. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1366 Look, it's Charlie Heckman! We thought you were dead. 1.2519 0.03750 135 101 34 0
1367 It's a bit too abstract for me 1.2519 0.03750 135 101 34 0
1368 I TOLD you we were being framed. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
1369 The people on the inside get all of the perks. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1370 We're looking for the Hogwarts exhibit. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1371 It's performance art, you idiot. 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1372 He's clearly in his nerdy period here. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1373 That’s not art; that’s just some idiot looking at us. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1374 It appears to follow you around the room. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1375 Its definitely time for another dose of therapy- I see my parents everywhere! 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1376 Are you the art or are we? 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
1377 His name is Arthur, but most people call him Art 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1378 Art imitating life? 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1379 You think you're disappointed! 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1380 A glimpse of what life would have been like if he had married. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1381 Jackson Pollock number five. With fries, please. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1382 You're no painting either, buddy. 1.2518 0.05012 139 115 13 11
1383 I dare you. Call us one of his minor works again. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1384 Well, we can't BOTH be deconstructionist pre-post-modern 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1385 Oh look, a culture vulture in its natural habitat! 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1386 When you said "hole-in-the-wall art gallery" over the phone, I assumed you meant the gallery... 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1387 Two Picassos and a Rembrandt to go 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1388 HELP! WE WANT OUT. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1389 He looks hauntingly real from this view. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1390 They've finally taken Minimalism too far. 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
1391 Help us, son, we've been framed. 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
1392 We're here to read you a thousand words. 1.2500 0.05086 136 113 12 11
1393 I go to museums to escape criticism, not to hear it. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1394 Get the guard; we've been captioned and framed. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1395 It says here the new curator is trying to make the museum more transparent. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1396 Which side is the interactive one? 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1397 It is called art patron looking through a hole in the museum wall. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
1398 Wait a minute - is this a case of art imitating art? 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
1399 Let me paint you the real picture: we’ve been framed! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1400 This is an intervention. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1401 Told you we took a wrong turn in the surrealism room. 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
1402 I've never had the art judge me 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1403 Fake views! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1404 You? Our virtual reality? 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1405 "Portrait of family who went to the museum and got caught in the Twilight Zone". 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1406 ...the work spoke to him 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1407 'On the Outside Looking In' by Rod Serling. Uh-oh. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1408 All we know is : It was November 8, 2016 and we were in line to vote and something unexplainable happened. And your point is? 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1409 We’re suckers for immersive art. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1410 For 5 bucks did you expect to see the actual American Gothic? 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1411 We always lose ourselves in the art here. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1412 That poor guy is being used and he doesn't even know it. 1.2500 0.03727 136 102 34 0
1413 Ever feel like you're being studied? 1.2500 0.03933 132 100 31 1
1414 So this painting in called, "Real Life?" What a scam! 1.2500 0.03933 132 100 31 1
1415 Interactive art 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
1416 Nothing to see here. Move along. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1417 Is this where we catch the M train? 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1418 It's a still life. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
1419 ... and no more posing in the nude. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1420 You can say we’re really into art. 1.2500 0.03870 136 103 32 1
1421 This parallel world art is so derivative. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1422 The artist is definitely a realist. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1423 Help! 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1424 This is one of his lesser works. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1425 This one is a fine example of the artist's three dimensional work. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1426 This Postmodernism Deconstructivism period is simply too transparent. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1427 Are you in the same line we are? 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1428 Its called, "A bewildered taxpayer on the way to mail his long form tax return," circa pre-2018. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1429 I thought this was supposed to be fine art! That's just my brother, Art! 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1430 Maybe the voices you hear are real. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1431 Mine says "The Scream." What's yours say? 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
1432 We were trying to go to the washroom. 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
1433 I think this is one of those paintings that looks better from farther away. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1434 Confusing, isn’t it? 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
1435 Dorian Gray ‘s worst nightmare 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1436 Well you ain't exactly a Rembrandt! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1437 Take a picture. It'll last longer. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1438 This is taking living art too far. 1.2482 0.03787 141 107 33 1
1439 Look how realistic he looks! Like he is tanding right in front of us. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1440 Forget the 3D experience , where's the washroom 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1441 What do you mean this isn't Burger King? 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
1442 I don't need a thousand words ... just two. 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
1443 The title in the guide call's it "The Window" 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1444 What’s this exhibit Max? It's called, "Trump Exhibit of Interpretive Art," you judge people you see through the picture hole and see how many laws you can come up with to marginalize them, it’s scheduled through 2020; maybe it will close sooner. 1.2482 0.04945 137 113 14 10
1445 We got lost in the surrealist section and now can't find our way out. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1446 Excuse me ,but could you direct us to the surrealism exhibit ? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1447 This is the emperor's new frame. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1448 Did you pay $25 dollars too?!? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1449 It's titled "Looking". 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1450 Wadda ya mean, "what is that supposed to be?" 1.2463 0.05128 134 112 11 11
1451 Hey buddy, whadya doin'? Watching the paint dry? 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
1452 Says it's a two-way mirror. But I think he's lookin' right at me. 1.2463 0.04162 134 104 27 3
1453 Is this abstract enough for you? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1454 You're in the wrong gallery. This is modern art. 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1455 You see sublime and tragic, I see a lack of composition. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1456 You're not so hot yourself. 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1457 Why are you staring at us? 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1458 I hear you. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1459 My name is Art, and I'm imitating life. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1460 You don't call.you don't write of course we're upset 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1461 This art just doesn't speak to me. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1462 Drab and judgmental. I don't like it. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1463 It says, "Thomas Wilson in his later days, well after he fell through the portal". 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1464 Hun look, I think the Rogaine finally started working! 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1465 We would like to speak to the Artist about our rent increase . 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1466 Hey, this painting looks just like that ugly guy we saw on the way in! 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1467 Yes, as a matter of fact. I do call me Art. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1468 Well, it's clearly a self-portrait, but I don't recognize the artist. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1469 It's no "Mona Lisa," but the eyes do have a rather life-like way of following you. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1470 Hey, buddy! You're blocking my view. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1471 No, we don't have legs. You're looking at a picture, stupid. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1472 You talkin' to me? 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1473 And here we have Manhattensis dillettantsis in his natural habitat. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1474 I guess we should have paid the suggested donation. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1475 Do you see what I see? 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1476 Well isn’t this a pretty picture! 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1477 I'll bet its fake. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1478 And this one is from his Nebbish period. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1479 I thought 'American Gothic' would be less depressing 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1480 And this one here is called "The Emperor's New Picture." 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1481 You are on the wrong side of history, pal 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1482 Excuse me, sir. Can you direct us to the restrooms? 1.2443 0.04068 131 101 28 2
1483 This is the fairest of them all? 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1484 Good grief, man, don't just stand there. Get us out of here!! Please? 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1485 The figure is realistic but quite drab and uninspiring. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1486 The eyes keep following me, honey." 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1487 When was the last time you contributed to the reality? 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1488 Instead of reality tv, this is reality art. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1489 No - you're in the picture! 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1490 etunim eno rof kniht uoy fi ,luaP !niaga kniht ,relleuM boB reted ot gniog si siht 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1491 This one's called "clueless male museumgoer". 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1492 I said “It’s titled ‘This Is What $50,000 a Year For Art School Looks Like.’ “ 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1493 What you lookin' at? 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1494 How do we get on the other side?" "You are on the other side. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1495 The view from here, Bub, ain't so good neither. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1496 Art, confronted by life. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1497 We were looking for the last supper, but if all you have are Big Macs, we're down with it. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1498 Hey mister, can you tell me where the exit is? 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1499 Edith look, it looks just like Fred from the office. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1500 Excuse me, do you know if this goes to Gate C28? 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1501 I prefer "through a glass darkly." 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1502 I don't know much about art, but I know what I like, and I don't like you. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1503 We trusted you and you framed us! 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1504 It’s titled “Allegory of a Gallery-Goer, Bemused.” 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1505 It says here it is a self portrait representing the alienation precipitated by globalization and technological disenfranchisement. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1506 We told you that it was not a good idea to leave the painting!!... 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1507 According to the will we are to be hanging above your mantel. 1.2443 0.04068 131 101 28 2
1508 Could you pick up a few things at the store for us? 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1509 Don't tap on the glass, it'll scare the tourists. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1510 Is it me or him? 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1511 Didn't we see this one in the last room? 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1512 When life imitates art. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1513 Ignore her. We were framed! 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1514 This one's called 'Still Life'. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1515 Hey they weren't kidding about this one hour framing. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1516 I've forgotten your name. Is it Art? 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1517 Get us a lawyer. We were framed. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1518 Let’s see…we’ll have two Renoirs, one Monet and a Vermeer on the side. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1519 Notice the questionable use of white space. 1.2443 0.04068 131 101 28 2
1520 Here's lookin' at ya. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1521 Interesting place to put a window. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1522 Yeah? Well I think YOU are an affront to the whole Western tradition! 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1523 That isn't the Mona Lisa, that's Frank. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1524 This one just looks lazy. 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
1525 You're late. Your shift in here started 20 minutes ago. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1526 Says here it's some nonsense about an alternate dimension. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1527 When the in laws raise intrusion to an art form. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1528 Is this interactive art or a fiscal deficit? 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1529 It appears that we have been framed. 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
1530 No, in fact, it says right here that YOU'RE ‘an interactive exemplar of bygone potential dwindled to middle-aged mediocrity’! 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1531 This one's called, "Somebody in the next room." 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1532 Ha! Made you look. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1533 This one's called "Man looking at your portrait in a museum." 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
1534 The MOMA’s really taken conceptual art too far... 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1535 Very of the era, but a little banal. Don’t you think? 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1536 You never write, you never cal... 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1537 We paid to see that? 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1538 And this one is called 'CAUTION: Window'... 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1539 This must be by Andy Warhole. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1540 Our memo says that you are looking for art that speaks to you. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1541 I sure miss the NEA. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1542 That’s Art. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1543 "Are you trying to frame us? 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1544 So that’s how the other side lives 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1545 Pardon me. But do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2437 0.05197 119 98 13 8
1546 I don't think you're much of an oil painting, either. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1547 It's called Spectators gaze at the Spectators' Gaze. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1548 And this painting is called "Alec through the Looking-Glass. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1549 I think we’re doing it wrong. 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1550 He looks like the same guy we saw two holes over. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1551 Back your white-privileged elitist ass out the way? You’re blocking all the irony. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
1552 This one is supposed to "engage the viewer in the creative act", whatever that means. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1553 Where Bill Gates got his idea for windows. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1554 ...and two grilled chicken club sandwich combos to go. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
1555 I don’t care for it at all — it’s far too three dimensional. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
1556 We're art. I don't think he gets that. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1557 My Guide Book here says that this is an "interactive" art museum. So, do you wanna interact? 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1558 The brochure says this is ‘a compelling portrait of a strange looking man whose haunting eyes seem to look right through you’. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1559 It says that due to funding cuts, this two-way mirror has been downsized to one-way. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1560 What are you staring at? 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1561 Really? My five year old grandson could have drawn that. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1562 What made you think we're surreal? 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1563 I asked if they validate and he said, ‘that’s up for interpretation.’ 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1564 I didn’t do it - I was framed. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1565 Is this Antiques Roadshow? 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1566 Photo-realism again??? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1567 edis rehto eht ni ssenilenol rieht ees nac uoy sA 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1568 This is the best expression of photorealism I've ever seen! 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1569 NO-you're supposed to be describing how WE are art 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1570 I'm not sure either if this is art imitating life or life imitating art - it depends on how you look at it. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1571 They call that art? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1572 Ned! What are you doing on that side of the frame? That's why we hate taking you anywhere. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1573 He's no Rembrandt... 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1574 Hey pal, why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1575 Whaddya lookin’ at, buddy? You ain’t no Mona Lisa either! 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1576 We don't belong here. We've been framed. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1577 Here's a list of somethings we are going to need for the last supper. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1578 Don't look harder. There's no further meaning here. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1579 This is as modern as it gets. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1580 Well, I have heard of ‘perspective’ but this is a bit much. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1581 Art! For Art’s sake! 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1582 Well, don't just stand there. Look amazed! 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1583 It says here in the brochure that this one is part of the Windex collection. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1584 You're not a pipe. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1585 I love the aquarium honey but I didn’t expect to see your accountant in the tank 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1586 I'm nobody, who are you? 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1587 I saw you first. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1588 Nailed it. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1589 We're looking for the Hole In The Wall Museum. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1590 I didn't realize a work of art could be that transparent. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1591 Speaking of how realism is dead. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1592 How's that art? Heck, I could do that! 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1593 It’s almost like he’s It’s almost like his eyes are following us. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1594 Oh my god! He's real! 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1595 This one's just called "Suckers!" 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1596 It says on my card this piece is called Self Reflection. I think we were framed. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1597 Says here it is called "with Alice through the looking glass". 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1598 Such a transparent attempt at novelty is just a reflection of our times. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1599 If I looked like that I sure as hell wouldn't want to be painted. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1600 The notes say, 'This portion on loan to the U.S. Border Patrol.' 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1601 Is that Art? 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1602 I wouldn't frame it that way, myself. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1603 I was framed! 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1604 Could you help us? We got lost on our way to the Impressionism exhibit. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1605 It says he's only here till tuesday 1.2377 0.04041 122 94 27 1
1606 Looks pretty post-expressionless to me. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1607 This is called “Man Looking at Painting Looking Back at Him.” 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1608 Stop staring--it's rude! 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1609 It says that you represent the common liberal--so say something informed and considerate. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1610 This one is called art imitates life. 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1611 That's a definite swipe left. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1612 What are you looking at? 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1613 Pay no attention to him. It says here he is an art critic for Motor Trend magazine. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1614 We paid twice that to stare at you! 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1615 Postmodern art? Who falls for that? 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1616 It's an original 'homo sapiens', but limited edition giclee prints are available. 1.2377 0.04041 122 94 27 1
1617 We were simply trying to leave, when someone titled us, 'No Exit.' 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1618 The only time you visit is when you want to borrow some Monet 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1619 Even Picasso had his bad days. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1620 This one's called "Still Missing." 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1621 I don't care what the museum's app map shows you, the Lewis Carol exhibit is this way! 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1622 I think we’ve been framed! 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1623 What are you staring at? This is a window!" 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1624 We've finally gone through the looking glass. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1625 “Morons looking” by Ron Moore. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1626 Didn't we see this one in the last gallery? 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1627 Will you stop staring at us? 1.2353 0.04083 119 92 26 1
1628 Some masterpiece you are! 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1629 My third-grader could have painted that. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1630 So this is what the hotel brochure means by ‘picturesque views from every suite’. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1631 “You lookin’ at me? You lookin’ at me? Then who the hell else are you lookin’ ? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1632 What the hell are YOU looking at? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1633 Who would hang a mirror in a museum? That's not art! 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1634 That poor man is in a painting. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1635 This takes Realism to whole new level! 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1636 Hurry! Before we dry. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1637 It says it's named after a Judy Collins song. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1638 Are you the art or are we? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1639 No, you're the abstraction! 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1640 This one's called 'There but for fortune.' 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1641 We are from the alt-right. You are alt-wrong. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1642 You lookin' at me??? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1643 The facial proportions seem off. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1644 Which side of the frame are you on? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1645 What's this painting called, "Old Stiff With No Sense of Humor"? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1646 It says that this one is a middle aged out of work computer guy. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1647 Seems like I have seen this picture before! 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1648 We are #172 - Woman unwilling to descend a staircase. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1649 We're canvassing this area. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1650 Our travel agent recommended Artbnb for a truly immersive experience 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1651 Archie, Edith, or Meathead (even Herbert Hoover) would have made a better President than this moron 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1652 This painting has a mind of its own 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1653 We're the Bjornstadts from Trondheim-- and apparently every time that crazy Edvard Munch sees us, he starts running though the streets screaming. We just want him to come to our choir practices at St, Olaf's on Thursday nights. 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1654 I dunno…all the pamphlet thingy says is ‘Modern man. Confused. One of an ongoing series.’ 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1655 This one is titled Appreciating Great - wait, isn't that your cousin Fred?!! 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1656 Through the Looking Glass 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1657 I don't care what the catalogue says, it is a two way mirror in a fancy frame! 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1658 What I resent is being called a medium. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1659 You aren't the only one with an agenda. 1.2339 0.04146 124 97 25 2
1660 They told us to get our parking ticket validated at the Italian Renaissance. Can you point us to the nearest Raphael? 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1661 Not sure what I think about this one. Wish we'd gotten the audio tour! 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1662 It's a bit too abstract for my tastes. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1663 Hey mister, have you seen Alice? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1664 This one's called 'Mirror, Interrogation Room No. 4.' I don't get it. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1665 It's called "This Is Not a Skype" 1.2339 0.03985 124 96 27 1
1666 And our final demand is to get us the hell out of this piece of conceptual art. 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1667 This is more introspective than I thought it would be! 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1668 What are you looking at? This is just a hole in the wall. 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1669 Not very lifelike, if you ask me. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1670 I don't get it! 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1671 Len Kenta's "This Says What The Fuck Are You Looking At" was less realistic than I expected. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1672 It's rude to stare. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1673 I never knew George was a masterpiece... 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1674 Is this the fourth dimension, or do we need to take the elevator? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1675 This isn't art! It's a hole in the wall! 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1676 It says this piece is on loan from the Window Museum. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1677 Please help us! We were framed! 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1678 I think we are all framed. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1679 Can you direct us to Doctors Without Borders? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1680 It says here, 'Still Life at the Louvre'... Kind of weird, but I like it. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1681 And you thought art would rescue you from your dysfunctional family. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1682 I told you you'd always be on the outside looking in. 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1683 Hey buddy - what's the title of this thing? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1684 We represent the insider view. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1685 It's a van Gogh portrait, during his boring period. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1686 You call this art? Looks more like Steve to me. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1687 It’s getting harder to separate the art from the artist. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1688 Jewish Gothic 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1689 I thought you said to meet in Impressionism not Surrealism. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1690 “American Pathetic.” I don’t get it. 1.2333 0.04054 120 93 26 1
1691 This is just a hole in the wall. Don't try to pass this off as modern art. 1.2333 0.03877 120 92 28 0
1692 I usually don't talk to strangers, but we need a fourth for bridge. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1693 I feel a real connection with this piece. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1694 It says here it's called "Window to the World." 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1695 Nothing to see here, folks; just another white guy! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1696 Listen up, we only have a thousand words. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1697 Hey, that guy must be famous! I saw him wandering around the lobby 20 minutes ago. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1698 This is taking minimalist a bit far 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1699 A man leaves home to post a letter but instead encounters Art (with his sisters Effie and Elsie). 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1700 An early representation of Insider art... 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1701 They made his wrinkles look so lifelike. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1702 You probably have the same list, so what's real and what"s art? 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
1703 Here's the list of our demands or we'll be stepping out of frame! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1704 Looks like someone finally put him in the picture. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1705 Who are you calling Expressionist?! 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
1706 Too realistic. I prefer abstract. 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
1707 I like something more realistic 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1708 This piece really speaks to me. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1709 Is this exhibit surreal or what? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1710 We didn't do it - we're being framed! 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1711 Read your catalogue, you idiot, it says right here, This is a mirror, and we're art ghosts. It's called conceptual reflective surrealism. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1712 The eye of the beholder is in the eye of the beholder. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1713 You got framed? We thought you were stolen, Art. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1714 It's art about a guy looking at art, and we're the art, and so is he! 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1715 Me looking at you looking at me looking at . . . . 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1716 Let us out! 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1717 Who’s imitating what? 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1718 This Black Mirror episodes makes no sense 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1719 "Hey Jenkins, we're waiting outside to go to dinner. Get a move on". 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1720 I’m pretty sure the artist is still alive. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1721 I hear you. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1722 Hmm, the subject of this piece seems lonely, confused, and ugly. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1723 The painting of a guy standing with a piece of paper in his hand is not art in my opinion. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1724 It's called realism, buddy! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1725 ...and we're sick and tired of hanging around waiting for you to call. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1726 The eyes follow you to the next room. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1727 Poor soul, doesn't even realize his life is on display. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1728 We were framed, I tell you. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1729 It says the artist entitled this one, The Moron. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1730 This ticket said what we did was illegal. But we were framed. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1731 We were supposed to find Alice. What are you doing here? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1732 You're the still life! 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1733 They call this art? I don't get it. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1734 It says here that he's a Best Picture nominee. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1735 It's called 'Ode to Transparency.' 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1736 If you check the credits, it says 'Acme Window Installers Co., 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1737 Here's a list of our demands now that we are in the picture. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1738 This is an excellent example of outsider art. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1739 He ain't no oil painting. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1740 It’s by René Magritte. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1741 Oh for cryin' out loud! Even I could paint that. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1742 Yeah the eyes follow you... but it's the artist's realism that gives ME the creeps. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1743 Realism is not my thing. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1744 What the heck are you doing on a Sunday afternoon, visiting a museum when you should be visiting your mother! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1745 I definitely should have taken the blue pill instead. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1746 Hey! This is just a hole in the wall! 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1747 If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1748 This is performance art, and had you even glanced at the brochure, you'd know that we are the performance. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1749 What you lookin' at? 1.2281 0.04139 114 89 24 1
1750 Obama did it. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1751 You’re too late. We took the red pill. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1752 But the skin tones are off 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1753 It says here you're supposed to be just a boy, with golden locks, clad in a blue satin costume of the period. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1754 The artist calls this "Self reflection" 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1755 That's a surrealist. 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1756 Can you spell h-a-l-l-u-c-i-n-a-t-i-o-n? 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1757 I remember this entirely differently from the last time! 1.2276 0.05007 123 103 12 8
1758 No, her name is not Alice; and no one is ten feet tall. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1759 Herman. Please help us get out of this damn thing! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1760 Mirror mirror on the wall. I'm not Trump and yes, he is an asshole! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1761 Is everyone as disappointed in this 'Modern Man' Exhibit as I am? 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1762 Hell. I coulda done THAT! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1763 This must be a Whistler's Father 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1764 Well, at least it's not another Monet haystack. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1765 American Gawkic 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1766 I thought you said you were going to a basketball game? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1767 I think I'm beginning to understand a little more about 'performance art.' 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1768 It's called 'The Summons Server'. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1769 Whaddya mean 'Is it art'? I'M Art! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1770 "Sorry, Bud, "fake art," nothing to see here. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1771 It's really not a very good likeness. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1772 I feel like I could have done this one 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1773 Brother, we are holding this intervention because we love you. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1774 Hey Art! I told you guys I'd recognize Art when I see him. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1775 Hello, my name is Art, and I have been framed. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1776 What do ya mean, where's the pitchfork? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1777 Why are you staring at us? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1778 Limerick: The Arts have always been a hobbery...It lends an air of snobbery...But to get into this gallery takes half of my salary...And this isn't art...It's robbery. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1779 Look at this one, Hazel - the eyes really do follow you! 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1780 Even spookier is that person behind him holding the magazine. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1781 Looks like a temporary exhibit 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1782 This will be perfect for our bedroom. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1783 So you were framed....move on! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1784 Sorry Vincent. This is your intervention for Artlovers Anonymous. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1785 Too much realism. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1786 here's a masterful example of art that speaks for itself. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1787 I would call it “Perplexed” 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
1788 Henrik felt that it lacked verisimilitude. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1789 three mega-burgers,three mega-fries and three DIET cokes! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1790 It says "Please excuse wall hole." Maybe they mean Andy Wallhole? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1791 Looks like it came with the frame. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1792 It's whatever you want it to be...... 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1793 We're in the present modern section. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1794 So much for one-way mirrors. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1795 Hey! You're not supposed to be in the Picasso room. 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
1796 Please help free us, we’ve been framed! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1797 Who the Hell is Art? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1798 It's a duplex with a shared picture window! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1799 It's called "Through the Looking Glass'. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1800 Who are you to say what the meaning behind this painting is? 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1801 Are you a nymph or a faun? 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1802 Do The Scream or get out of the frame. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1803 You never call, you never write! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1804 Creepy. Its eyes follow you around the room. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1805 It's amazing what passes for art these days! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1806 Look, Edna, this exhibit shows an intellectual. Apparently, they're almost extinct. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1807 It’s a little too contemporary for me. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1808 This is too transparent for me. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1809 Wow, artists these days will paint any ugly face and call it art. What do you ladies think? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1810 This might be a little too minimalist for us too. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1811 Stop whistling at my mother! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1812 He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1813 No, I'm not "Woman Descending the Stairs". 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1814 It's not polite to stare! 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1815 This ones an old classic. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1816 you call that Art!? I say it's Bill Tornton! 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1817 Are you looking at me? - Are you looking at me?? Because, if you're looking at me... 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1818 What do you mean I've been served! 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1819 Are you the artist?! 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1820 The eyes on this one, so realistic, it's like they follow you all around the museum. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1821 I don't know, Madge. Must be one of them pree-formance art thingies. The card just says, "Make up a caption." 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1822 I told you I'd come visit. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1823 Wow! Look how the artist captures the mediocrity of his subject. He really shows you what a man who has accomplished absolutely nothing in life would look like! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1824 So do you turn left or right on the Hall of Mirrors? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1825 I don't get it. This one is titled, 'One-way Mirror Looking At Loudmouth.' 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1826 This gaping hole in the wall was installed over a century ago. The craftsmen of the framework remains a mystery; ever mired in controversy. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1827 Help! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1828 My card says objects in this mirror may appear to be a folie à trois or a folie à quarte. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1829 Exhibit 432 reads, Rod Serling as an older man. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1830 We didn’t sneak in; we’ve been framed! 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1831 We're trying to find the EXIT. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1832 It's the weirdest thing... Ever since Trump changed the water, you don't know if you're on the inside looking out, or on the outside looking in. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1833 Art imitating life" vs "life imitating art 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1834 Monet talks. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1835 Honey, Its the repo man!! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1836 Wow. It's like this painting is staring right back at me." 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1837 Here's news for YOU, pal: WE'RE at a freak show! 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1838 Don't blame us. We were framed. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1839 That picture "Man With Glasses Holding Paper" is so clear he could be standing in the next room. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1840 Careful—this one'll really suck ya in. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1841 Oh, and I suppose you're "Members Only". 1.2250 0.04007 120 94 25 1
1842 You don’t look like “Landscape with the Fall of Icarus.” 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1843 How do you like being stared at for a change! 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1844 Hey, buddy! Take a picture. It lasts longer. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1845 I think it's one of those Reality Museums. "CAN . . YOU . . SEE . . ME! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1846 Is this Hogwarts? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1847 So you're the peeping Tom! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1848 Maybe I've been thinking too far beyond the frame. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1849 It says it's by an "Old School Virtual Realist". 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1850 If that's art, then I'M art! 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1851 Holly crap. . .that's Irving. This is a window not a painting. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1852 He must have been desperate for a subject! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1853 Contemporary art doesn't speak to me. It just blinks and walks away. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1854 This is where we got sucked in 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1855 Uncle Vincent? 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1856 This one's too abstract for my taste. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1857 Voyeur! 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1858 You don't look that well composed yourself. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1859 Contrary to the hype, I just don't find super-realism all that engaging. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1860 We took a wrong turn in the Surrealist wing. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1861 This review said we're a must-see motion picture. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1862 it's like his eyes are following you 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1863 Yes, Virginia,. These days, just about anything can be called “Art.“ 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1864 Is this the Dada Exhibit? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1865 When you're done staring, please move on! 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1866 It says that the artist is a master at capturing the bored stare. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1867 We think you may have overlooked the suggested $6 donation. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1868 Stop staring at us ! 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1869 We’re looking for Alice 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1870 I promise you, we'll be in MOMA by the end of the year. 1.2222 0.05166 117 99 10 8
1871 Gals, it's like that man in the painting is staring right into our souls! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1872 Which one of us is art? 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1873 It's called, 'Open Space.' 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1874 The card says it is a likeness of a 20-century middle-aged man. 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
1875 We're found art objects. Gotta problem with that? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1876 I believe I hit the wrong button. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1877 Haven't been to a modern-art gallery in a few years, have you. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1878 Yes, he looks more guilty than us, but we were framed. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1879 Don’t blame our family: we were framed. 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
1880 Excuse me, where's the gift shop? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1881 In the end he framed us. 1.2212 0.03922 113 88 25 0
1882 This is what reality TV looked like hundreds of years ago. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1883 I think this one's on temporary loan. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1884 I know art when I see art, and you are definitely not Art. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1885 The next painting is a real life of a boring man dressed for the 80s. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1886 Three cheeseburgers and two fries . 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1887 It says here, ‘Simulated Life on the Other Side’ by Anonymous 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1888 They call this ‘In Restoration.’ I think I get it. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1889 And here we have a classic example of the post modern patron. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1890 Welcome to Mr. and Mrs. America Six Pack Gothic. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1891 Is this some sort of existential statement? 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1892 It's the definitive example of Outsider Art. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1893 Yeah...I see him too 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1894 Are you serious? My kid can draw better than that. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1895 I don't know anything about this, but I'd say it looks like a really bad portrait of your father 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1896 I'm pretty sure someone just put a frame around a window. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1897 You can’t get here from there. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1898 Always Greener 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1899 Look Lois, the eyes follow you wherever you go! 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
1900 This painting talks to me. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1901 Leave now before it’s too late! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1902 I just don't get it, so lifelike yet so mundane. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1903 So you're just going to stand there and tell us with a straight face that this surprises you? 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1904 Ah, he does not look very life-like. I could paint better than that. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1905 It's the next step beyond hyper realistic art, Bob, and don't forget to pick up the groceries. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1906 What do you mean it's art looking at the fluid self ... I think this is an invasion of privacy. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1907 This one here's called, "Wheatfield with Crows." Should have been called, "Old Geezer with a Dumb Expression. 1.2212 0.03922 113 88 25 0
1908 Are we in the wormhole now? 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1909 You owe me 999 more words, buddy. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1910 I'm not into realism. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1911 The Surrealism exhibit will blow your mind. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1912 Now that’s why I don’t like realism! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1913 We've decided that you're not a good reflection on us. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1914 Hello from the other side 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1915 This is transparently fraudulent! 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1916 We’re from out of town. When they raised the admission fees we got caught in limbo. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1917 You're going to stand there until you get it right. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1918 Purple Rose of Cairo was an homage! 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1919 Hmm....I've got to stop seeing my family in everyone of these paintings 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1920 You're no oil painting either dude! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1921 It's self-expressionism. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1922 Has Thomas Crown been in again? 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1923 I don’t care about whether it’s conceptual or not, it’s just ugly – no offence. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1924 Why would anyone want to paint uncle Pete? 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1925 I told you the realism section would be good. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1926 Today's audition day to replace that old American Gothic couple. Line's behind us, pal. 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
1927 This one's a bit transparent to me... 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1928 ...and you don't look like "Leda and the Swan", either. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1929 Hey! Get your own selfie-portrait. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1930 The artist titled this one 'Real People,' I call it 'Nerd in an Art Gallery.' 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
1931 What didn't he understand about PICTURE WINDOW ! 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1932 No. YOU'RE a painting, WE'RE in a museum! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1933 If I wanted to stare at a hole in the wall, I could’ve stayed home for free. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1934 Shouldn't you be in a frame? 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1935 He looks as unimpressed as we do. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1936 I might ask you the same question, sir. What are YOU doing in there? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1937 "We're lost! Where's the MOMA cafeteria? 1.2193 0.03892 114 89 25 0
1938 They say its meta, but I think it's just meh. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1939 The ad says, "Breathtaking views of the city." That's not a breathtaking view of the city, that's Randy. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1940 Boy, even I could paint that guy to look more life-like. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1941 And if you don't meet our demands, Mona Lisa won't be smiling anymore. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1942 You’re supposed to be a Titian, why you’re not even a good James Thurber. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1943 If you took the trouble to know your parents better, you'd understand. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1944 You should paint a portrait buddy, it'll last longer. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1945 I don't get it. It says, "In Search of Enlightenment". 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1946 We have been framed...We're innocent. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1947 I’m just not sure this one speaks to me, Honey. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1948 OMG, it’s the My Pillow guy. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1949 It’s called “David At The Museum, Now”. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1950 Here's a list of all the ways you've disappointed us, including your ridiculous obsession over art. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1951 Is this the right one? I didn't think Van Gogh wore glasses. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1952 "Charlie", by Mary and John Smith, 1949. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1953 Get the hell out of our living room! 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1954 I forget — is this technically modern or postmodern art? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1955 It's titled, 'A Crabby Looking Guy Wearing Glasses on his Way to the Barber'. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1956 We're the art. 1.2193 0.03892 114 89 25 0
1957 It seems the artists are on strike. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1958 Harold, don't believe them. Obviously we've been framed! 1.2193 0.05101 114 96 11 7
1959 It's derivative. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1960 We just got access to another one of your ivy-covered public institutions you elitist, liberal, art-loving snowflake. 1.2193 0.05251 114 97 9 8
1961 Hey, I'm no art critic, but 'Mr. Art Expert,' I think you paid a million dollars for a window. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1962 Can you imagine how long we've been waiting for you? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1963 My six-year-old could draw that. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1964 Would you please move? We can't see her eyes. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1965 Art imitates life 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1966 How long will this space be under construction? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1967 Help! We came through the wrong entrance!" 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1968 I know how he feels. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1969 Any chance you can direct us to the Edward Hopper wing? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1970 Eh, I could do that. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1971 I'd say you're being framed... 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1972 It’s too cartoonish. 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
1973 Frankly, I'm sick of American Realism. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1974 You want my honest opinion? It's derivative, unconvincing, and betrays the artist's contempt for all of us. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1975 he doesn't even know he's been framed 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1976 It is a picture window ! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1977 It's called "Oblivious." I don't get it. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1978 Our genre is "animated expressionism" where we initiate a reciprocal scrutiny of our viewers. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1979 Definitely derivative. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1980 I know they said this one was particularly lifelike, but I just don't see it 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1981 I know art imitates life but this is ridiculous! 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1982 so here are MY thousand words 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1983 Everybody's a critic. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1984 As Trump would say "Fake Views" 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1985 What’s this a picture of? Some guy with glasses. I don’t get it. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1986 Norman finally found a piece of art that really spoke to him. 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
1987 I know this isn't a Picasso but he certainly looks abstract. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1988 His eyes follow you around the room. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
1989 THIS is what I had to wait an hour to see? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1990 Who in the hell are you calling surreal? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1991 Stop "Framing" us as socialist, liberals, leftists, etc. just because we are Democrats. What we are is Country before Party, got the "Picture"? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1992 It’s called ‘What the........ 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1993 This one is titled “Artificial Intelligence” 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1994 What did you expect for free admission, Rembrandt? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1995 If we can just keep our picture perfect family on this side of the wall, everything will be great. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1996 With your breath, I prefer that we Skyped. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1997 Harry, have you got your wand with you? We're stuck on the wrong side! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1998 Talk about framing a conversation. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1999 Hi, my name is Art. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2000 Finally a piece of modern art that tells you what to take away. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2001 I'm sorry, but we do not require your services at this time. We will however, keep you in mind for future painting person positions. Thank you for applying. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2002 No, we are not Picasso; we are in maintenance 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2003 Listen Mack. We wouldn’t call it art either. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2004 Is this the Instagrams? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2005 I hope you realize... we're just a painting 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2006 It says $10,000 but we'll take any reasonable offer. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
2007 I'm not really into this one. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2008 They call it 'hi' art. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2009 This isn't a pipe, either. 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
2010 It's like your eyes are following us. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2011 What a lousy picture window! 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2012 I think the perspective is off. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2013 Excuse me, we're looking for the "Lost Works of Art" exhibit? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2014 If this is the Hall of Self-reflection, I want a refund. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2015 There's a nice balance between positive and negative space. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2016 Martha.........I believe we are life imitating art.... 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2017 "What the hell is 'Personne Normale'? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2018 I said, is there anything you want me to ask Di Vinci? 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2019 I think this mirror is broken. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2020 Only for clarification, who is the picture: you or us? 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2021 Eh, I could do that. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2022 It says his name is Art. I don't know much about him, but I like him. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2023 Can I get a double cheeseburger, an order of nuggets and 2 Coke’s? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2024 This is art? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2025 This is an inheritance? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2026 I thought you moved to Miami. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2027 I never have cared that much for these hyper-realism paintings. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2028 I didn't know hyperrealism was a trademark of post-postmodernism. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2029 Notice how his eyes follow us. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2030 This painting is one of the finest examples of the new realism school. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2031 Turn around, go back to the lobby and pay the damn full suggested admission. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2032 You framed us! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2033 Why it's the MyPillow man! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2034 It's MOMA's new Virtual Reality audio guide. We're actually in Hoboken. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2035 If a picture is worth a thousand words - then this is going to take a while to explain.. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2036 Howdy, welcome to the Gallery of Realism. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2037 Hey buddy, who's to say you're not the one on display!? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2038 That guy in the painting looks so real. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2039 He looked so much younger in the catalog. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2040 I don't have your painting. It was like this when we got here. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2041 It seems realism is back en vogue. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2042 The frame is worth more than the asking price. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2043 Art can be very confusing. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2044 I did say "who is trying to frame WHOM"! 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2045 Creepy. His eyes have been following us since 5th Avenue. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2046 This is one of the worst attempts at Expressionism I have seen. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2047 It used to be 'people watching.' Now it's 'reality art.' 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2048 No! We are the ones criticizing you 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2049 What are you looking at? Keep moving, please! 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2050 Oh my. Why didn't anyone tell me I look that miserable? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2051 "On further reflection" just won't cut it anymore. Unless our demands are met, we're coming over. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2052 Are we on YouTube or are you on WeTube? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2053 Too abstract for me. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2054 "It's called reality painting! 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2055 And here's another one without an audio guide! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2056 I wonder who took the painting out of this wall. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2057 And I say it's rude to stare! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2058 You really thought we were a painting? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2059 Where can we find the artist formerly known as Picasso? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2060 Help!They framed our whole family! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2061 Modern art still confuses me. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2062 This one is called, "The Juxtaposition of Idiots." 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2063 Does this speak to you? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2064 It's derivative of that guy we saw in the cafe. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2065 This highest membership level isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2066 Stop calling us Suburban Gothic! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2067 The artists's theme is to depict how the other half lives. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2068 Meet us in the gift shop and get us out of here before this exhibit travels to Schenectady 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2069 Just meet us in the cafeteria in 20 minutes. Can you at least do that? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2070 No, we're the painting-- you're the gallery. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2071 Can you tell us where the bathroom is? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2072 Have you seen Art? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2073 Notice how his eyes seem to follow us as we move along the frame. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2074 No, I don't know how the bidding is going to work. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2075 To think that I go to the art museum to get away from family. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2076 His eyes are following me! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2077 This piece makes me feel like we are also being framed now. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2078 "Upset customer." Pencil drawing, Robert Leighton - 2018 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2079 No, YOU’RE entering another dimension.... 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2080 ...of particular interest here are the eyes... Why are you following us! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2081 Personally I think the artist has taken realism too far. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2082 Trump is NOT being framed for collusion with the Russians! We have proof in a certified report by Bill Burkett and Mary Mapes that he frequently drinks Vodka and eats caviar and beef Stroganoff. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2083 This is the realism section. That haircut doesn't suit you. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2084 That's the guy who watches me shave and brush my teeth! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2085 Innocent, I tell ya! We've been framed! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2086 It says this is the Surrealism section. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2087 Hey. How’d you get out there? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2088 I don't know where the painting is but you gotta believe me, we've been framed. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2089 s'called "trump loy", I don't get it. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2090 How long will you be on exhibit? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2091 It's immersive. But is it art? 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2092 Must be a Picasso... 1.2110 0.03926 109 86 23 0
2093 As victims of oppressive virtual art we make the following demands. . . 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2094 I just can't get into this super-realistic stuff 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2095 Hey! Stop appropriating our culture! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2096 This one lacks expression. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2097 Bob always heard that one day, he’ll turn into his father, but he was not expecting to see his mother and sister too. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2098 I swear, we've been framed! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2099 Wow, that's so realistic it could almost be a photograph! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2100 "What's your password"? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2101 And my brochure says your the picture. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2102 We're looking for the 'Live Painting' exhibit. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2103 Didn't I tell you to turn the GPS on? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2104 This is not a painting 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2105 I was expecting fine art but this museum is a real hole-in-the-wall. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2106 This one's called 'Modern Philistine Amidst Great Works of Art.' 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2107 Whaddya expect? It's Hogwarts. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2108 It says here that you represent the Post-modernism's failure to explain an exalted sense of self. 1.2110 0.03926 109 86 23 0
2109 They said we didn't pay the admission fee. We were framed. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2110 Is it watching you too? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2111 Are you the audio guide? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2112 There are always two sides to a story. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2113 How would you like to be stared at all day? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2114 I don't think it's a Warhol but it's definitely Pop art. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2115 I'll take a Rubens and a Bacon from your Munch for Lunch Special. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2116 What the...? My ticket says we're looking at Rembrandt self-portraits and you're not Rembrandt. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2117 Hey- you're not very interesting to look at either. 1.2095 0.03991 105 83 22 0
2118 what the heck is Hogwarts? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2119 Living art? Avante garde? Cheap, I say. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2120 Toorealism 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2121 My selfie didn't turn out quite right. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2122 It just says to look at this mirror and say what you really think about Uncle Bill. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2123 You probably think this song is about you, don't you? 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2124 Now I see why Larry said this exhibit was surreal! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2125 Disgruntled family (1985) 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2126 Nice try, Jeff Koons. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2127 I see right through this 'art' 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2128 This one's called reflection 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2129 We called my grandfather Dada. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2130 They call this exhibit the window to reality. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2131 Its a very cerebral piece. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2132 I call to order the first national meeting of the entire membership of the "Happy Trump Is President Club"! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2133 Is this realist or absurdist? 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2134 That guy in the painting looks just like your cousin Jerry! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2135 And I'll have the steak tartare, but not too rare. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2136 Again with the postmodernism? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2137 I could have done that. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2138 'Conceptual' art always has such a condescending attitude. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2139 My five-year-old could do better than that! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2140 It's a new movement, we're calling it Literalism. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2141 No, that was 2 cheeseburgers, 3 slices, and 4 fries! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2142 Can you direct us to the "Clueless Tourist" exhibit? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2143 Famous or not, we want out! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2144 .... and 3 burgers, all to van go. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2145 We're looking for an interactive exhibit 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2146 The depth and perspective of this painting is so realistic 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2147 This is a window pane-ting? 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2148 It says it's by a realist and it's called "Nothing" 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2149 the family resemblance is uncanny 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2150 Are you sure this is the Realism exhibit? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2151 Where is the surreal art section? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2152 You couldn't have let us enter BEFORE you let the art thieves go in??? 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2153 As your future great-grandchildren, first on our list of advice to you is to NOT vote for Trump in the 2016 election. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2154 Looks like a Picasso. No offence, pal. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2155 Whaddya mean, 'What is art'? I'M Art! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2156 This gallery is nothing but a hole in the wall! 1.2072 0.05295 111 96 7 8
2157 I much prefer his early work. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2158 This isn't the Customer Service window? 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2159 The program says Trio Staring, but all I see is that jerk Nelson from down the block. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2160 Since when is cutting a hole in the wall considered art? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2161 When art imitates life too hard. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2162 Have you seen Harry Potter? 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2163 No, this is not Hogwarts. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2164 So this is why the rent is so cheap. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2165 Do you have to stare? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2166 Painting Titled : "In-Laws" And... people wonder why abstract realism art drives most people crazy! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2167 I believe you're on the wrong side of the picture, sir. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2168 We took a wrong turn at the Monet 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2169 'This one's called 'Art lover'. Not much love that I can see.' 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
2170 The Museum apologizes that the Mirror of Erised is currently out of order. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2171 They call this one "The Ultimate Realist." 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2172 This one has two titles: 'Picture Window' and "Country Rubes.' 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2173 This is a Realist’s approach to a Surrealistic Impressionism. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2174 What a waste of paint. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2175 It's titled "Peter Principle Lesser Bureaucrat" 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2176 Oh, jeez, look at him. I wonder what he saw to cause that face. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2177 It clearly states on the invoice... 'includes mirror.' 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2178 If only I had known then what I know now... 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2179 You don't like it? Go to the zoo! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2180 Are we in the conceptual art exhibition? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2181 Well, they got the "old" part right. What are you a master of? 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2182 You ain't no Harpo Marx 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2183 Virtul Reality? I expected something a little more exciting! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2184 My boundaries don’t feel challenged yet, do yours? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2185 It's called "Meta". 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2186 The eyes are realistic but the skin color is way off 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2187 Staring is impolite! Could you at least greet us with a smile? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2188 This must be from the artist's 'gray period'. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2189 Sorry sir, but today's production of The Birth of Venus has been cancelled 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2190 When art tries to speak to you. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2191 Wow, this one's creeping me out. That guy's confused face is so realistic. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2192 Well, you always told me I should be in pictures... 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2193 I've heard of minimalism but this is ridiculous.... 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2194 I could have made this. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2195 Very Postmodern. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2196 Excuse me, where is the toilet? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2197 It says here this picture's called 'a guy wearing glasses visits a museum.' Boring. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2198 And here we have some poor sap who paid $20 to see this garbage. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2199 It covers the hole in the wall very well. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2200 The Mad Hatter said this is where we could get a refund. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2201 Paradoxical-evocative-tactile. Let's all move on 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2202 Do you have Any Idea how hard your Mother and I worked so you could become an artist? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2203 "What, were you expecting "The Kiss"? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2204 It say's here the title is "non-plussed spectator", but I clearly see a smirk. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2205 This is a mirror that reflects your future. Meet the family, any questions? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2206 I’d like 3 Big Macs, 3 regular fries and 2 large Cokes and 1 Diet. To go. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2207 We're looking for the Surrealists. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2208 This is deep. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2209 I paid 25 dollars to admire this?! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2210 Are you getting as much out of this as we are? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2211 Sorry pal, but you'll never be the fairest of them all. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2212 This is an introspective? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2213 Who'd want to paint that guy!? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2214 It’s like his eyes follow you. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2215 For God's sake you two, do something interesting. These 'Performance Art' tickets are non-refundable. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2216 Title: The Art of Complaining. 1953. 72 x 60 inches. Oil on water. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2217 Doesn't have enough dimension. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2218 Exhibit number 21 "Man Waiting In Gallery". According to the guide his eyes will follow us as we walk past. Neat, hey? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2219 What a piece of art, you say? Well, you are no Mona Lisa yourself. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2220 Is this saying the real art is the observer or that Monet on the far wall? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2221 Dialogue, 2018 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2222 Sorry, ladies, the subject matter of this piece is intended to be more interesting. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2223 Can you let us out? We've been framed. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2224 I don't think he gets relational aesthetics. I'm the artist; you're the artist; we're all artists. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2225 The Title of this piece is "All I See Is A Sad Middle Aged Man". 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2226 It's performance art, so what will you be doing for us tonight! 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2227 This is horrible, I could paint that myself. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2228 Are you coming with us, or not? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2229 My ten-year old could have done that! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2230 Honey, the sign here says it's a conceptual art piece called "Urban Elitist". 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2231 We're looking for the "Live Portraits" Gallery? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2232 I believe this is the Realism exhibit. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2233 That is one ugly painting. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2234 Please, Norman! Tell us about the third dimension. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2235 This guy's a real piece-a-work. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2236 The bidirectional freakout of modern realism really struck Bill. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2237 WTF ! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2238 Three Bruegel Burgers and a bucket of Francis Bacon Snacks. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2239 I said "It's a shame you have no salary" not "Frame us in a gallery". 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2240 The artist describes this oeuvre as, “baffling but strangely compelling.” 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2241 This piece demonstrates how a figure can be realistic without being even remotely lifelike. No offense, pal. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2242 So lifelike, my guess is an Edvard Munch self portrait. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2243 They call it surrealism. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2244 Do you know where the Miro is? 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2245 PLEASE BID HIGH on this lot! We're the estate beneficiaries. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2246 It’s pronounced jif, not gif 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2247 I'm all for transparency in funding for the arts but this is a bit much 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2248 Look, Sarah! This Virtual Reality installation is incredible! That's exactly how I looked 30 years ago! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2249 A bit boring, but much more tasteful than the one hanging near the bathroom entrance. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2250 Titled: Coming out to your family. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2251 It's called, "The Three Dimensions of Howard" 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2252 And this work brings us face to face with cultural degradation. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2253 Which way to the meta art exhibit? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2254 You lookin' at me??? 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
2255 Hmmmmmmm... somthing about this painting speaks to me....... 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2256 We're the hot new conceptual art group you've probably heard about. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2257 So where’s the front door to this place? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2258 See! Told you I could see right through this stuff. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2259 Take a picture ... It will last longer! 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2260 Sadly we were framed and sentenced to hanging but at least it’s a temporary exhibit. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2261 If you don't stop looking at us, we WILL give you something to look at. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2262 And we don't like being framed! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2263 Oh, I get it, The Museum of Modern Artie...You're Artie, right? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2264 This painting is so life like, don't you feel like he is looking right at you? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2265 Do you know how to get to Times Square from here? 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
2266 The Art of Serving Divorce Papers 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2267 We got way too absorbed in this one. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2268 when it said to 'enter the work' I really didn't take it that seriously... 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2269 And you call this art? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2270 You stood too close to the Dali! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2271 I don’t like it. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2272 I just don't understand art these days. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2273 Did this painting just blink to you? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2274 Look, Mabel. It's that pillow guy. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2275 Not just framed! Maliciously libeled!! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2276 Hey Honey, you didn't mention Fred was a male model. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2277 The label on our side says Fool's Paradise. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2278 We're also unclear of the Artist's intended meaning... Why not spend the extra $5, and take the Audio Tour? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2279 Bob was sorry he had taken that night class "How Art Can Speak to You" 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2280 At least it's not a mirror. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2281 Wow! American portraits sure are ugly.. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2282 we were taken in by the painting :) 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2283 You were there last time! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2284 'This is what happens if you touch the paintings' 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2285 This says it's called, 'Reflections of two men with bad hair! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2286 Mind your own damned business ! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2287 We've been framed! There's no art here." "That's surreal. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2288 Hey, is this the Realism Gallery? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2289 It's one of those paintings where the eyes follow you around the room. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2290 This one’s called, “Museum Realism.” 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2291 Not much to see here. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2292 Funny seeing you here 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2293 Some guy without an ear just drew us in. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2294 We ain't a masterpiece, we're the Hoovers. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2295 Yes, Art is Life 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2296 Well, what are you waiting for? Enrich me! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2297 The art is always abstracter on the other side 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2298 Excuse me, but could you tell us how to get to the Art gallery? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2299 A framed hole in the wall... Clever! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2300 You listen up! This painting speaks for itself. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2301 Performance Art 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2302 I think I want my money back. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2303 Says it's a two-way mirror. But I think he's lookin' right at me. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2304 What do they mean by a viewer performance piece? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2305 Worst mirror ever. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2306 And we'd like it to go. 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
2307 Hey! Why don't you go outside and play! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2308 we'd like a little privacy, please 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2309 I know it's just a framed hole-in-the-wall, but it's for sale real cheap! 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2310 It's called 'Square-ism.' 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2311 We better have gotten our discount for this Life as Art exhibit. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2312 “A Window to Your Soul”? But that’s Fred! 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2313 This is one is just titled 'Art' 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2314 This isn't art! We've been framed! 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2315 This one is listed in Who's Who as WTF? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2316 This one is titled "Virtual Art Patron." 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2317 I like the realism, but I wish it were in color. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2318 Wow ... it's as if there's just a hole in the wall, revealing to us the "museum goer." 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2319 It’s called ‘Time and Space.’ I don’t get it. I never get art. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2320 Son, we took your painting and put it back on the fridge where it belongs." 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2321 When you said local art, I didn’t know you meant our neighhor Art!! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2322 Looking for something, Bud? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2323 It's modernism, Jay. It's very sophisticated. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2324 Yeah, keep staring and see what happens. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2325 Art is just too pedestrian nowadays. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2326 Should've sprung for the audio guide. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2327 My KID could paint that! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2328 Uhah! Mr Big shot art historian. Ashamed to be seen with your family. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2329 It's a mirror. Id, ego, superego! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2330 Have you found the immersive exhibit yet? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2331 Do you have a staring problem? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2332 I see something you don't see, and it's looking back at me. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2333 Sigh, I find this this nouveau realism to be dreadfully transparent. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2334 It says, "Rembrandt, Final Self-Portrait". Sad... 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2335 I wonder what he is seeing. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2336 Art? That's not Art. That's that guy Phil we met at your sister's Christmas party. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2337 Is that you, Edgar? Wow did you get in there? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2338 What's the point of this picture of some dude standing in an art gallery? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2339 Live Art Exhibition? Trust me Pal, you aren't what I expected either! 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2340 We work in the art world and like hanging here. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2341 We're in the modern art museum. You're in the old fart museum. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2342 Existential crisis in three, two... 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2343 I’ll take two dogs and a beer. Oh, and one Lichtenstein. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2344 This one titled ‘Interrogation Room’ ain’t nothin’ but a lousy mirror. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2345 Di you know how to uncapture our essence? 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
2346 Art imitating life? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2347 Live from New York it's Saturday Night Live 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2348 Don't look now, but there is someone over there checking you out. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2349 How do we get to Carnegie Hall? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2350 Let's get out of this hole in the wall 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2351 Call 911. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2352 Untitled # 42. Nothing, nothing, & nothing on nothing. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2353 This reflects very badly on you. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2354 Look closer, the art is in the eye of the beholder. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2355 I feel like I'm at the aquarium. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2356 2050 CE Art Museum- "...and this art work is titled "Eye Contact" 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2357 The things that pass for art these days... 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2358 I'd say the artist's lack of talent is pretty transparent. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2359 I got your Starry Night RIGHT HERE, pal! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2360 Of course this is art. It's hanging in a gallery! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2361 Is it speaking to you now? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2362 Guidebook says this is called "Interdimensional Portal." What the hell does that mean, anyway? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2363 They call this one suckers at a museum. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2364 I've heard of the "male gaze" but never fully understood it until now. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2365 Ce ne sont pas des touristes. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2366 This piece doesn’t speak to me as much as 'Coat Check'. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2367 Yes, we’ll our ticket says nothing about “boring man with bad hair” but you don’t see us complaining! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2368 While your out grab us some burgers and some fries and some depth. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2369 For what our tickets cost you could have at least taken a Golden Section pose. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2370 "Sir, any attempt to communicate with the 'Won't Sit Still Life' collection, is strictly prohibited". 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2371 Now I've seen everything! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2372 Here are our demands: One Pitchfork, One Print Apron and Two Hot Dogs from the Papaya King. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2373 Have you ever heard of the Hole In The Wall Gang? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2374 Edith, he looks dumbfounded, in a life like kind of way 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2375 This is American Gothic circa 2018. We got nutthin'! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2376 Either an example of 21st-century realism or just a hole in the wall. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2377 Who's that guy supposed to be? He just looks like some schmuck. ... It is lifelike though. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2378 Upon Reflection 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
2379 That looks just like Grandpa Jed! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2380 Bold brush strokes my eye. Looks like age wrinkles to me. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2381 The existential family. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2382 The artist really captured his facial expression. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2383 I'm just more into Realism. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2384 Is this art imitating life, or are we dead? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2385 Hey Lianne, doesn't this portait look exactly like that guy you met online last week? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2386 No reflection on the artist, but I could have done this. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2387 Sorry, I don't have any other lines than 'What are you looking at?' 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2388 Could you wipe that smirk off your face? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2389 A cruel take on impressionism 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2390 Hey ! Where's the missus and your pitchfork ? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2391 It's called "Mind your own beeswax", pal! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2392 Honey, I told you we took a wrong turn somewhere. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2393 Says here, 'landscape with manscape' 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2394 What makes you think you're an art critic? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2395 I told you no photos allowed...now you're in there forever. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2396 Is this what they mean by securing our borders? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2397 I don't get this abstract art. 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
2398 Can you please give us simple directions to the Mall of America? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2399 Why can't you be satisfied with the screen on your phone for Facebook images, like everyone else? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2400 I don't get it. It is titled "Window." He does look lifelike, though. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2401 Do you agree to answer a few questions for our Museum Visitor Satisfaction Survey? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2402 Don't you just love reality art? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2403 RUN - run while you still can! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2404 If I squint I think I can see my father. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2405 Fake! You can tell by the pixels! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2406 Mildred, is this what they mean by the new realism? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2407 You framed us but the gilt is yours! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2408 This one looks just like our snooty neighbor! 1.1961 0.05403 102 89 6 7
2409 Five bucks for a map? Ours was free. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2410 I know that look; I voted for the same guy. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2411 I don't care if your name is "Art," I still don't believe in art for art's sake. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2412 If I wanted to step inside another world, I would have gone to Washington. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2413 A transparent framing device whose meaning is opaque. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2414 Harry Potter soon regretted buying the mirror of Erised, as his parents just wouldn't stop nagging him every time he passed it. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2415 Family portrait, functional yet dysfunctional. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2416 And that’s how you cover a hole artistically 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2417 At least realism survived the Trump Administration. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2418 I’ve had it with this minimalist bullshit. I expected real art and instead they put a hole in the wall with a frame around it and expect us to interpret it. First the blank canvases and now this. Fuck this, lets go to Hooters. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2419 I'll have a Cassatt with a side of Degas. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2420 And third on the list, ‘the restrooms are dirty.’ 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2421 This is that famous realism piece, Man Confused In Museum. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2422 This is deep. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2423 Hey buddy...you know where we can find the "live art" exhibit? We've been wondering around here for days! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2424 It is said, "Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life", but not this time. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
2425 "Do we look like Victorian nymphs to you?". 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2426 You call that art? I could have made THAT face. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2427 Heck, my three-year-old could paint that. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2428 It says this artist was so frugal that he was known to skimp on materials. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2429 We're 'art imitating life viewing art'. From where we stand, it's not pretty. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2430 I told you we should have crossed MOMA off our to do list. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2431 Ladies, please! It's not about what it means. It's about what it is! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2432 There is no outside. Only in. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2433 ‘We promise, we’ll make a really quiet yet artful addition to your home. Our son’s about to make a coffee run if you need anything?” 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2434 Whoever made this frame did a beautiful job. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2435 No. This is *not* the fourth wall. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2436 It says, "New Acquisition: Post-Photorealistic Realtityism" 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2437 It's a new work called, "The Next Room". 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2438 Me thinks they think I think they're real. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2439 FAKE ART, OUTRAGEOUS! 35 bucks each to view Sam, our accountant? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2440 The museum’s two-way mirror exhibit left some visitors confused and others frightened. Am I looking at me or someone else? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2441 I'm looking for a 3 dimensional flat screen. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2442 Well, what've we got here. A painting of a confused man staring at a painting of an attractive man with his short, mute, son and a disembodied head that floats beside them. Very clever. Oy, my kid could paint that. My mute kid. Couldn't you, dummy? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2443 It's so realistic! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2444 This one is called "On-lookers at the Zoo" 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2445 This realism thing has crossed over to lazy. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2446 We came here to see art and we end up looking at Bob from next door. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2447 My name is Art. How do you do, and how do you like my work? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2448 Give us a minute. We've misplaced our creative motivation. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2449 I dunno, does he really qualify as trouvé if he's just standing on the other side of the wall? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2450 I hate when an artist’s motif is so transparent. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2451 Scratch that. Make it three chili dogs, two nachos, a popcorn and a bag of peanuts. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2452 Funny, this one looks a little like my brother Frank. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2453 We'd like three orders of avocado toast and a bottle of a modest pinot noir. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2454 Picture of a hung jury. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2455 it says in the program that this statue represents upper middle class pretentiousness 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2456 "Self Portrait", by famed split-personality artist I. Seymour 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2457 I hear he's into art almost as much as we are. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2458 Skim, almond, or goat's? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2459 Fake views! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2460 I call this nouveau realism 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2461 "The Couch Potato Eaters" it says here. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2462 Nothing a little chiaroscuro can't cure. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2463 And don't forget to walk the dog before you go to bed! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2464 I'm sorry, but this room holds the older classics. To actually see the paintings, you need to connect to your digital converter box. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2465 It’s says here this is postmodern hyperrealizim, but I don’t see it. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2466 Whoever paid for that diorama should get their money back. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2467 Wait, does art imitate life or life imitate art? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2468 I could have drawn that.” “I could have drawn that. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2469 Reaction to Jackson Pollock No. 5. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2470 Young man, you get yourself back here right away. The ministry of magic is coming! 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2471 This one’s called, “Kissing Booth”. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2472 I think I seen this Twilight Zone episode 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2473 I just decided I like landscapes way more than portraits. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2474 Hey Sis - this one's for you! It says he's a Widower looking for his fourth wife! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2475 Oh look, a portrait of your grumpy brother Bob. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2476 This one is too surreal for me. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2477 Wow! Life really does imitate art. That's wild. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2478 It's still 2/18/18 in Seattle, I have caption for previous cartoon of elephant: "I'm moving away from the abstract, taking a more representational approach" 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2479 It's some dorky guy with a quizzical look on his face - that's not art! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2480 We are lost in a corn maze. Where are you? 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2481 The artist took too much license. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2482 I coulda done that! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2483 I can see the other side of the political divide 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2484 I can see how this artist was influenced by his days living in a hole in the wall. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2485 These two way mirrors are so fake! You can't see anything in them but your own reflection! 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2486 Says here that he was a famous voyeur with a thing for mail carriers. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2487 If I knew beforehand that I'd be framed this easily, I would have done a plea deal with Mueller sooner. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2488 I've seen more realistic portraits. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2489 These magic eye pictures have come a long way, it really seems like I could reach out and touch him. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2490 I can’t read the whole description to you. It’s at least a thousand words. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2491 You are mistaking me for the complaint department. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2492 I hope this isn't just another "hole in the wall" gallery. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2493 We're looking for the exit. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2494 And I was wondering who painted YOU! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2495 If this hole art thing doesn't work out.... 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2496 The title says "Disenfranchised," to me it just looks like an old man without an iPhone 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2497 Man in Flannel at the Ballot. Oil on canvas, 2016. As galleries go, this is a hole in the wall. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2498 Although not impressionists, we are able to leave you a lasting impression. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2499 Simple but very lifelike. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2500 Whose bright idea was it to put a window on the inside wall of a museum anyway? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2501 AMERICAN GOTHIC RE-BOOT 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2502 Is somebody watching us? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2503 We can't find our cat. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2504 Which way to the Mona Lisa? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2505 Next time you try to steal a canvas, maybe use a duller blade. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2506 So this is Duchamp's "A painting that doesn't shock, ..." 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2507 Yeah, well, you're no still life yourself, buddy. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2508 If that’s an art connoisseur, then I’m A Polish Nobleman and you’re the Mona Lisa. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2509 Uncle Jules, get us out of here! We don't like Post Modernism! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2510 He's no Picasso. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2511 you have been a horrible reflection on your family 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2512 Congratulations. You can walk away. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2513 That ws then,this is now! Her mother moved in! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2514 Not quite Rembrandt, but it has a nice contemporary look. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2515 And another thing, you need to look at yourself in the mirror and not be so judgmental of others. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2516 It says here that this one is entitled, "Looking Into An Alternate Universe!" 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2517 I get the feeling I'm looking into another dimension. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2518 Surreal isn't all they say it is. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2519 '…and until you and the background can at least begin to settle your differences maturely, you're both out of the picture.' 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2520 It's called 'What You See Is What You Are'. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2521 This is real outsider art! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2522 It says this is a Post Renaissance not-so-still-life. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2523 I guess art really is an acquired taste. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2524 Help! We’re being held captive behind this frame. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2525 My five-year-old kid could paint that. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2526 Mid-American Gothic 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2527 Help! We're trapped in this piece of performance art! 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2528 I'll never understand performance art! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2529 may be an imitation 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2530 ......and furthermore Bill, Madge here has shared with me her concerns about your drinking and staying out well past 10pm. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2531 The prenup needs reframing 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2532 What do you mean - that's a painting? I thought you were the painting. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2533 Our son, Dorian, asked if we'd like to hang out at the museum with him. Could you put 50 cents in our parking meter while we try to find the bath rooms? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2534 The damn flyer never mentioned anything about having to watch liberals in their natural habitat. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2535 We were going to buy you ! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2536 Look at that face. Are we sure we’re in the Realism gallery? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2537 It says here that it is contemporary art 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2538 We got a little carried away with our own version of a selfie 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2539 What's the matter, you never saw a moving picture show? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2540 We paid to see a real-life exhibit. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2541 About Time!!! " " You never phone and you never write! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2542 They are telling us the meaning of life, or some inane nonsense, but what difference does it make? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2543 Some artists hold a mirror up to society, but this guy only managed a window. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2544 This art speaks to him. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2545 I guess it is surreal-ish. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2546 Who ya' gonna believe, the brochure or your lying eyes? 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2547 Art imitates life, imitates art! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2548 Well, if it isn't Norman Rockwell...er, Mr. Rogers. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2549 Yeah?...Well you ain't exactly no Botticelli yourself there bud. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2550 It says here this guy is some sort of genius. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2551 Why do his eyes keep following us? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2552 Hey, you're Mona's kid! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2553 I really don't care for this cubist stuff. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2554 Welcome to the Freud Museum of Art, Son! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2555 I'm so sick of MOMA. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2556 We're really into this particular piece. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2557 this is so real its like looking in the mirror 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2558 Yes, Director, but this is not what we on the board meant by 'Get more people into art.' 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2559 I'm afraid this is carrying 'virtual reality' a bit too far. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2560 Say what you like, this hyper realist stuff shows it warts and all. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2561 I understand that part of the touring exhibit is late arriving. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2562 Terrible still life. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2563 This is one of those new "open concept" galleries. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2564 My 37-year-old brother-in-law could do this. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2565 How artless. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2566 "The Other 99%" Oil on canvas 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2567 Hey, what is this; some kind of abstract art's counter-transference perspective? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2568 He's real. But only sort of. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2569 Mirror imagery, that's what they 're calling it now? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2570 Still life still isn't a good life. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2571 Its alright, the artist is a friend of mine 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2572 This piece speaks to me. Says I’m a shmuck. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2573 This is the last resort, to get your attention! 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
2574 Help! You've gotta believe we're framed. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2575 The people watch museum. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2576 The tour card says this site is under construction. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2577 We paid $22 each for this? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2578 Caucasian reflections of the American Dream. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2579 It's almost as if his eyes follow you 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2580 Excuse me sir but you look lost. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2581 The Portrait Subjects members are out of the picture until the following demands are met. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2582 This really speaks to me---it's moving---and the eyes follow you around. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2583 Yes, this is a picture of Mona and Lisa and I'm Leonardo. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2584 And this is Art. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2585 They built a wall. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2586 I just don't get it. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2587 It’s David Hockney 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2588 If you don't know anything about Salvador Dali please move to the work of art on your left. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2589 Wait, I thought you said this was a car wash. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2590 I thought the animals here would be more exotic. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2591 Let’s pray that never happens to us. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2592 I guess you paid the recommended admission fee. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2593 Oh, brother! A child could have drawn this one. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2594 This is not a painting 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2595 "You were expecting something abstract"????? 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2596 So who's looking at who? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2597 I'm lactose intolerant. No cheese on the pizza! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2598 Can you direct us to American Gothic? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2599 People wondering why they have to pay $25 to look at each other. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2600 wow, that is one ugly portrait! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2601 We still think you need to get a real job. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2602 This one is just a cartoon guy standing in a room - and they call that art? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2603 It's called "The Insufferable Art Critic." 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2604 No, we didn't steal the van Gogh. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2605 Look, it’s a photorealistic portrait of our neighbor Jeff! 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2606 One Foot in the Grave, the artist definitely got the title right 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2607 Transient Window 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2608 Acrylic on canvas "Man with bill" 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2609 This one here is Arnie. If you adopt him, you get the museum free of charge. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2610 What did you expect? American Gothic? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2611 We are representational of everyone's mom, dad and semi-estranged sister. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2612 They told me I would see the world in a whole new way. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2613 Why did they paint this loser? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2614 Hey, the sign here says this is supposed to be a Rembrandt but isn’t that George from down the street? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2615 I hope no one notices the family resemblance. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2616 I don't know much about museum visitors but I know a good one when I see it. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2617 Hey, this piece is titled "Looking at Stupid!" 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2618 Actually, we're augmenting Trump's reality. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2619 The museum didn't want to waste money on repairing the wall again. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2620 My client was framed. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2621 Trudy, that painting is so realistic. It almost looks alive. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2622 Viewpoint of a Painting 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2623 It's a still life. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2624 It's a decent piece for a hole in the wall museum. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2625 My 70-year old Dad could do that . . . 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2626 It is a brilliant example of post-2010 minimalism. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2627 If he's the fairest of them all, I want a new mirror. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2628 It's called "The Room Next Door" and it requires a crowbar, sawzall and caulkgun when it's on loan. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2629 Says here it's the next wave of realism. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2630 We're looking for the 'Impossible Cartoon Captions Exhibit.' 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2631 We aren't gothic Americans and your no blue boy yourself. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2632 $1,000,000 for a two way mirror? These artists are crooks! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2633 Completed during his Paris years, Ridicule captures a human tragedy in progress. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2634 Heck, a first-grader could do a better job than that. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2635 us out of here! We've been framed!!! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2636 It says, 'this one is rich with character' I am just not seeing it. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2637 We were looking for Times Square 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2638 First time seeing a picture window or what? 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2639 And they call this Art?!?? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2640 You should try "My Pillow." 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2641 He has such a surrealist expression 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2642 You're alrady ON the other side, pal. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2643 Damn, this modern art...less creative every day. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2644 Stop staring....we didn't sign up for the Outsider Art exhibit! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2645 The painting is lifelike, but in my opinion, it's not art. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2646 Should have done the audio self guided tour. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2647 Hey, buddy, what do you mean saying, 'Our life is only an imitation?' 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2648 We were framed! Get us outta here! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2649 You have reached Ancestors.com 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2650 why are you looking at me from the inside out? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2651 The description says " you will experience a kaleidoscopic environments which offers the chance to step into an illusion of infinite space" but I only see a guy who looks like our neighbor Jerry. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2652 I don't like the way you look either. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2653 Why, it's just a hole in the wall! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2654 Artists today have become very lazy! 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2655 I told you to score those pills. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2656 Is this what happens under a Trump presidency? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2657 The artist brings the viewer face to face with their own disappointed parental unit. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2658 1 Chagall, Monet and Renior. Hold the Maplethorp please. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2659 Hey! You're not what we were expecting either! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2660 Art? I could've done this! 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2661 The realism is mediocre at best. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2662 It's called "Temporarily Unavailable" but it looks a lot like cousin Fred. Hey, where is cousin Fred? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2663 That's ALL it says,'CONFUSED'! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2664 This is a great example of Stereoscopic art. It looks so real!! 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2665 . . . and this is one of his lesser works 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2666 I can’t believe what passes for art these days. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2667 Hi Mom! Hi Dad and Hello... my half sister. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2668 Not guilty, your honor. My client was framed. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2669 According to the time machine brochure it's "Portrait of a Museum Patron" in the Matryoska Museum in Moscow. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2670 The question is which side is the real painting on? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2671 It's amazing what passes for art these days! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2672 Off center, you say? Well picture this: we want out of here; and I have in hand the artist's release. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2673 Bloody heck, Mavis! That looks just like your brother Abe! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2674 You signed up at Ancestry.com, right? 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
2675 See kids, this is what happens when you throw yourself into your work. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2676 We think you're an impudent snob characterizing yourself as an intellectual. Have a nice day. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2677 I liked him better as a live action figure. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2678 Is your name Art? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2679 Possibly an amaturish hyperrealism, or Fred got lost again. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2680 The meaning isn't clear though. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2681 If this is supposed to be a mirror to my soul then I wish I were dead. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2682 I was here first! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2683 "Contemporary Disgruntled Museum Viewer"?! Man, I hate Modern Art! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2684 I have to stop watching horror movies. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2685 Hi. I'm Art and these are my muses Muriel and Elaine. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2686 Are you Blue Boy? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2687 Hmm... I tend to favor pieces that are a little more muted. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2688 It's a mirror, we're over here. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2689 This must be the one titled, Confused Loser. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2690 What are you doing in our picture? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2691 What’re you lookin’ at, shithead? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2692 Populism is taking over the art world too. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2693 This doesn't look Italian... 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2694 Why would a guy ever have that weird look if he was posing for his portrait. I can't believe they even hung that here. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2695 Who would do this in a public space with live security cameras running? 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2696 Silly! You ARE on the other side. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2697 This one here says 'Bob the janitor 1957-', the Rockwell has been deaccessioned. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2698 Is it true that you always refused to take out the garbage? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2699 Who the hell do you think you are? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2700 Aren't there two art galleries on this block ? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2701 I would call this "Man In Lobby". 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2702 Find us a lawyer that paints; were framed. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2703 - - - - 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2704 I'm sorry you're trapped that that painting, but I'm trapped in life. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2705 The description just says, "Warning! Perspectives may differ sharply." 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2706 A thousand words doesn't even come close. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2707 Action! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2708 Now this one I really don’t get, and it’s ugly. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2709 According to the pamphlet, we're a picture of life. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2710 Wow. It seems so life-like. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2711 That's right -- we voted for Trump! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2712 Apparently, by eliminating the art, you have viewer reception of the viewer. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2713 Pardon me, do you have any grey oil paint ? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2714 Well, it's nothing special, but at least this artist knew how to paint lips. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2715 I'm sick of this moving-life exhibit! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2716 The museum says real, meaningful human interaction was displayed here once. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2717 Please do touch. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2718 Three Big Macs and a large fries, please. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2719 Where in the hell is the dang Mona Lisa anyway? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2720 But there isn’t even any grass 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2721 We're in the picture. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2722 The program says it's from the Hogwart's art collection. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2723 Why is this cutout in the wall outlined as if it were a picture? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2724 The Classic Depiction of a Premature Encapsulation 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2725 Tell me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the guy in this picture look a lot like Rod Serling? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2726 Your face is off center. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2727 Are you George Seurat? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2728 How long are we suppose to frieze for before our bargain ticket is valid? 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2729 So, you think we look "2-dimensional"? Everyone's a critic. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2730 I’m not going to be Surreal… YOU be Surreal! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2731 You may never forget, but I have to write things down 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2732 Can he really see us? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2733 Mom? Dad? ...once removed uncle Barry? What the fuck are you doing. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2734 The worst family portrait ever! 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2735 Well this is what happens when you don't return my lawn mower, Dale 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2736 It's called "Solitary Man Wondering What's Going On." 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2737 And lastly, I hear you. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2738 Rothko’s brother, Art. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2739 Yeah? Well you're not exactly the picture of health, either! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2740 It says this one's a stark commentary on our political reality, but all I see is some intellectual who wants to take away my guns. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2741 He’s no oil painting! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2742 It says right on the brochure that we are a work in progress! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2743 Hey—if we’d known it was this sort of thing, we _would_ have dressed better. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2744 That’s the worst Picasso I’ve ever seen. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2745 Classic First Impressionism 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2746 If we had known you were going to frame us, we wouldn't have accepted your offer! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2747 But is it...ART 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2748 Amazing patron-realism painting. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2749 I'm not letting you out until you apologize. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2750 YOU feel ripped off? They promised us dinner and a movie on this side! 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2751 I didn’t do it! You framed me! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2752 We love you, bu we cannot help you. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2753 I think we've established none of us is an oil painting. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2754 Whatcha doin' here, Art? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2755 If the third dimension ISN'T fake news, why is my daughter so flat? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2756 Let's keep moving, I think this ones Baroque. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2757 I don't know about you, Joyce, but I think this Abramovic has been on display for far too long! 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2758 ‘Art’? This isn’t art. Well, it IS Artie Finkelstein, but for twenty bucks, I want to see somebody famous. Or at least notorious. What’re you in for, Artie? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2759 Welcome to the expressionism exhibit. Let's begin with our view from within the painting... 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2760 We are this week reality art show. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2761 This one's called "Moron at the Museum." 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2762 Picture...window.... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2763 History is not progressing as was advertised. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2764 I had a reservatioin for yesterday. Too late? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2765 Something about this one reminds me of the Mona Lisa. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2766 How real. Clearly, a post-postmodern solo version of American Gothic. What a loser. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2767 We don't judge 'em, we just hang 'em........... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2768 It's called "interactive art!" 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2769 I didn't think the living art installation would look so dead inside 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2770 That's one of the ugliest nudes I've ever seen. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2771 Where's the loading gate? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2772 Archie, Edith, & Meathead. Am I so old that they’re already painting sitcoms from the 70s? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2773 Are we done now with the Performance Art exhibit? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2774 See? The other gallery is less interesting than this one. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2775 DOCENT: A SELF PORTRAIT 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2776 So, this is what they meant by 'An Artist Introspective.' 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2777 Hey, are you staring at me? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2778 Realistic, but I find it a little dull. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2779 We were caught cutting in line. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2780 Down in front! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2781 Wow. It's me if I went to Tech. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2782 I never understand modern art 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2783 No, I don't want a copy of this picture! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2784 Sir, How do you get the Louvre ? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2785 ...William Jones...Portrait Of The Artist, 2018...acrylic on canvas...donated by William Jones... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2786 Don't submit your meta humor, or they'll put you in this mirror prison dimension too. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2787 Whadd'ya expect? The Mona Lisa? 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2788 Hey! That fool's stuck in a gallery! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2789 It says here it’s supposed to represent how we could look beyond the confines of our modern information bubbles and truly connect with the other... I don’t get it. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2790 A cartoon is not fine art. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2791 The real question is who is the more abstract between the two of us? 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2792 Seen any haystacks? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2793 I know they're paying you peanuts, but you're going to be on the cover! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2794 So realistic, but kinda creepy too. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2795 I need to pee! 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2796 We're Back!!! 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2797 I guess, 'Here's looking at you kid,' has been done to death! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2798 Oh that guy? He's been standing at that painting for hours. Staring contest. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2799 He’s too far right to come to our side! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2800 It says: "Thoughts and prayers." 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2801 Seriously? My kid could draw that! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2802 Not impressed. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2803 Are you looking at me? Well ARE you? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2804 I don't know about this painting. What do you think it represents? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2805 Art is truth. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2806 Little did Jeff know that art galleries were organizing speed dating events. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2807 I don't care what the guidebook says. He's way too old to be a Hogwarts student. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2808 I hate modernists. This guy couldn’t even get the flesh tones right. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2809 If that's the Mona Lisa, we're getting Chef Boyardee in the cafeteria. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2810 Look who's here 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2811 But they told me I was chosen for "Still Life of Angry Boring White Man"! Me, Alice!! Me!! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2812 I prefer the view from here 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2813 And furthermore our daughter has something to say to you..! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2814 Says “American Realist, circa 2018” 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2815 Portrait of artist’s parents and hovering wife: “Why can’t you find a real job?” 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2816 Communist! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2817 The things they call art these days. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2818 Where art thou? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2819 Art is the one place I don’t want to see more like me.. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2820 A big screen TV connected to a spycam does NOT belong in an art museum! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2821 No. The museum did NOT get your pledge. Pay up, slacker!! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2822 Mona! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2823 This one is called Fake News. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2824 Never thought they were the kind to show up at a museum. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2825 How'd he escape? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2826 Does your note explain what the hell is going on? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2827 I like it. But what does it mean? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2828 Ah. A representation of my life if I had settled down. Good choice. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2829 More performance art?! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2830 SOMEONE is getting trolled. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2831 I can't believe I' saying this, but that's not a bad portrait. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2832 The piece was titled, "That's a Fake." 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2833 Art sucks. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2834 It says here "a window into the present" on the guide. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2835 Alice who? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2836 Clearly a forgery because that's not the kind of mistake that Picasso would make. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2837 The description reads, 'Young GIRL Contemplating a Painting'. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2838 How did you get into the picture? I don’t see you listed in the museum’s collection. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2839 Sorry, pal... we're the ones in the museum, not you. Looks like you've been framed! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2840 It lacks the narrative and engagement of a Grumpy Cat Video. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2841 He looks just like the boring professor from our tour. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2842 I don't think you're such hot stuff either! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2843 This map is useless. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2844 Well, this is a cheap Museum. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2845 Now you try it, Honey. See? The eyes seem to follow you. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2846 Say, aren't you Jim, from the Diner? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2847 They say, "Painting narrative is dead," but we're actually doing okay. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2848 What kind of art hole is this? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2849 Is that you, Alexa? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2850 This is in our living will. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2851 At least the guy who did this can work with drywall. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2852 I know the proportions aren't right. I'm an impressionist. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2853 My kid could've done that! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2854 The 9th Circle of Hell 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2855 Our program says this is an effete northeast liberal. I bet you can just guess what his program says about us. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2856 A window or a frame? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2857 We can't find the Picassos! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2858 I don't get modern art. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2859 We were hoping for a Saudi buyer. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2860 Welcome to the Museum of Post-Modern Art. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2861 We'll be hanging around the absurdists. But for God's sake, Henry, see a urologist. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2862 Whistler's Mother just got up and left. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2863 They all look the same to me. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2864 This is not the ‘framed family portrait’ we ordered. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2865 My five year old could've made that! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2866 It's performance art. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2867 Welcome to my life. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2868 I never got the surrealism thing. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2869 Number thirty seven - Portrait Of Man. Looks dumb to me. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2870 No, Joyce, his eyes are NOT following me! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2871 Lifelike! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2872 Post modernism, post schmoderism! Am I the subject or the object? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2873 My 5-year-old could do that. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2874 A piece on loan from the Hollywood Museum. It's called "the male gaze." 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2875 Thru the looking glass, I see the questioning crowd looking at myself a common man with my pay check in hand? Where does this take us too, perhaps the next frame? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2876 I don't care what you're making now.....this report card is STILL a disgrace! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2877 Their Van Gogh is van gone. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2878 Boy this is one ugly mirror. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2879 Dad yells about text message charges, 2008 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2880 So it's true, art is in the eye of the beholder. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2881 They went too literal when they said the art was a "reflection of the audience". 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2882 Realism is becoming a little too mocking for my taste. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2883 This is the least expressive Expressionist painting I've ever seen. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2884 In Soviet Union art looks at you. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2885 Uninspired, at best. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2886 Post-Post Modern post. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2887 Total transparency is this museum's vision. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2888 It says in this picture this here guy paid more for his ticket than we did! 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2889 Yeah, the glass does have two sides. And your side isn't living up to the bargain. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2890 I’m smack’n the next one that says “gauche”. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2891 Since you're in the Realism Room, we thought we'd mention that you're late again with our daughter's alimony payment. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2892 What would you like me to know about your experience? I hear you. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2893 We're looking for the Dali exhibit. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2894 Yeah yeah sure, the name's Art. Now willya please point us to the food court. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2895 Family Potrait 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2896 We're not the uber-realist work here, You Are! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2897 It says this is a New Yorker or wealthy out-of stater. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2898 I'm sorry, but this painting is currently out for photo-shopping. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2899 Why do I have to travel all the way to New York to see this kind of "art"? I can see this kind of "crap" on my street in St. Louis. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2900 This one is titled "Framed fools" 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2901 You’re stuck with us, until you return that painting. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2902 This is "expressionist", not "impressionist" 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2903 This is our kind of Pop Art, son. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2904 You have the winning raffle ticket for my daughter. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2905 You call that art? That face is so out of proportion. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2906 I've often wondered want his subjects were looking at to always have such a dismal expression. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2907 Yes, admission is pay-as-you-wish, but we don't work for free, mister! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2908 All I can say is you’d better have given the full “suggested contribution “. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2909 I see you wasting time at the museum again. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2910 Well, I guess beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2911 Check out the nose on this guy. It must be a Picasso. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2912 I don’t know about you, but this isn’t doing anything for us... 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2913 Clarity? Yes. Interest and understanding? No. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2914 Maybe life doesn't imitate art after all. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2915 Is it in black and white for you too? 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2916 Ya'know, I can never tell the right perspective of these types of paintings. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2917 This is from his domestic collection entitled "The In-Laws" 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2918 Stand still! I’ve got to get this drawing right. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2919 Do you know which room holds the realism art? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2920 It says here he's made out of recycled plastic. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2921 How do you get from modernism to impressionism? 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2922 I never thought 'Interactive Art' would mean just a framed hole in the wall. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2923 Say something! This is an interactive, virtual reality, multi-media art venue. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2924 Listen pal, the exhibition is 'Realism', get it? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2925 Wow, this one makes Obama's presidential portrait look good. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2926 My wife said it's too contrived for Instagram. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2927 What do you mean you don't understand the painting a child could understand this. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2928 Yes, my name's Art, but we've been framed. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2929 Sir, can you please direct us to the early American Gothic. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2930 We heard Alice say something about """ The Looking Glass''''' 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2931 You're never going to be an artist, son. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2932 We were promised a freak show. What about you? 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2933 Portrait of a Trump voter? I don't get it. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2934 Hey, it's that famous painting, "The Scowl"! 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2935 Clearly, he stole this idea from my window showroom. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2936 Please, sir, if you would just say, "Mirror, mirror, disenchant. They shan't be free unless this wish you grant." 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2937 I'm sure you're not what the painter had in mind. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2938 It's our gallery and if you wish to date our daughter you have to agree to our demand. No headset at the table. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2939 The frame? You got to be kidding! 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2940 Look pal, only Mildred calls me Art. To you, I'm Arthur! Got it? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2941 These artists today are so slack! What is it? What does it mean? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2942 Third frame to the left, and hurry up before the show opens! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2943 He doesn't look anything like the My Pillow guy. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2944 Even after all these years, George could not move on. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2945 You're in a frame too, buddy. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2946 Say something. Don't just stand there! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2947 A bit dull 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2948 Say, why is this museum called YouRube? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2949 Lastly, privacy is a basic right in America so please knock on the glass BEFORE you peer in. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2950 Skip it, another old-man video exhibit 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2951 Abstract Expression Confounds Trompe-L'oeilist 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2952 It says here: This is the wrong way around 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2953 We are trying to be transparent. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2954 We were told that this is the reality exhibit, but this is ridiculous. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2955 No one can convince me that this one is suitable for framing. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2956 Who painted THAT one? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2957 Those PhotoShop boys have been messing around again , Martha ... 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2958 Edward Hoppers Earlywork I presume. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2959 It's unanimous ... swipe left. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2960 Just looks like a two way mirror 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2961 Yeah, I could do that, but I didn't! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2962 I never meta art I didn’t like 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2963 You need to keep still or I won't be able to sketch. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2964 Are you van Gogh? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2965 Yeah, yeah, everbodies a critic. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2966 We don't need a Peeping Tom around here! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2967 Oh! This is what they mean by Realism. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2968 In summary, we demand that realist art be be treated with the same respect as the modernist paintings in this gallery. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2969 He's not much of an exhibitionist... 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2970 How much was your ticket? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2971 It's not a still life. It's a stiff Lyle. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2972 On reflection, there are a few improvements we think you could make. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2973 Sorry, you must be at least this utopian to view this art. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2974 Ya think ya got it bad? Getta load of what dey did to us! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2975 I am feeling negative about the positive space. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2976 We signed up for the “little house” and they gave us the “little picture”. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2977 You've heard of becoming part of the furniture; this is what happens when you stay here too long. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2978 I don't care if it challenges my base concepts, or whether conceptually we're able answer, 'who's really looking at who', what I want to know, and the real question is, where's the cafeteria? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2979 ...and item number 273, ladies, is a portrait that appears to be of Bill Gates. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2980 This artist really has a knack for capturing his human subjects. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2981 It's entitled, "Hipster Couple on Date, Rich Old Ladies, or Lonely Guy with Bad Blazer." 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2982 Mirror, mirror, on the wall – show us every director #MeToo did not befall? So there is one! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2983 Have you seen our nephew, Wade? He said to break through the fourth wall. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2984 After painstaking x-rays of Picasso's "The Crouching Woman," researchers revealed the other side of the wall. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2985 Quite, that's Peter Schjedahl 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2986 Angry Trump voters realizing their new share of the national debt. Titled: Look here’s, Edith!, circa 2018. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2987 Aunt Sylvia, Mom and Pop Art 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2988 Who's Whistler, and why are you looking for his mother? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
2989 I just told you the password. Are you going to let us in the Gryffindor common room or not?! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2990 It was a Modigliani, just drew us in, and well, here we are. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2991 Legend has it, the backside of this mirror is in docent hell, where everyone knows all about it. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
2992 I just don’t ... get modern art. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2993 So, is it short for Arthur? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2994 I'm not happy about this- you get the picture! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2995 I see you brought your list . . . but so did we, you libtard . . . 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2996 Is the Minimalist exhibition around here? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2997 Rembrandt my eye! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2998 Life in Virtual Realism, 2018 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2999 Says here, "window frame". 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3000 Looks like Russia’s moved on from social media 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3001 I was so taken in by the painting. Help me out now? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3002 This you call modern art? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3003 Is this the Hole in the Wall museum? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3004 Can you point us in the direction of the 3-dimensional world? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3005 Still Life. Pfffft! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3006 If punching a hole in the wall is art, then dad's not an alcoholic, he's fucking Picasso 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3007 They told us this artist really takes you places, but this is ridiculous. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3008 I wonder if this is a two way mirror? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3009 It's either modern art or the painting's out for cleaning. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3010 ...and I say YOUR GUY'S later-period illustrative work was self-indulgent and derivative...AND UGLY!! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3011 This must be from his blue period. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3012 Call it performance art if you want to; here's the bill for the wall. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3013 Can you tel me where the transcendental art exhibit is? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3014 They said there would be free food. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3015 Seriously, I can't even take a "Selfie" without the relatives showing up! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3016 It may be more famous, but can the Mona Lisa talk? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3017 Guess this jacket does make me look fat 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3018 "Here we see one of the few acknowledged failures of the artist, a poor pastiche of the modern condition embodied by a pathetic figure." well - they're right, this is the worst... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3019 Let me put it this way: when they say don't touch the paintings, they mean it. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3020 Wall Text: This is the average museum visitor. Attempting to understand what is going on in a painting. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3021 This piece must be must be Life as Art 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3022 Life Imitates Art Imitates Life 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3023 No, no I don’t hang with you guys now and certainly not in perpetuity. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3024 This is the quintessential reluctant viewer donated by his wife. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3025 Please be still, I’m trying to capture your good side while there’s good light. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3026 It's the newest realism. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3027 I'm glad I gave the suggested donation. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3028 I think it’s called art? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3029 His artistic expression is stunning! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3030 I wasn't sure how but I knew we'd ruin this exhibit. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3031 We're you're ancestors and we'd like to notify you that you've won a free trip for two to the Bahamas. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3032 ....and lastly I just don't see what the purpose of a mirror museum is all about. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3033 Watch. If we stand back ten feet he won't look ugly. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3034 Mona Lisa? no....that's Peeping Tom! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3035 I think these directions say Gryffindor, not Guggenheim. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3036 Notice that his eyes always seem to follow the viewer. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3037 They're calling it a "them-ie" 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3038 I'm glad we didn't have to pay full price to see this one. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3039 Guidebook says this one's actually worthless. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3040 THE SIGN SAID THIS WAY TO EGRESS !! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3041 WE WILL ONLY POSE FOR THIS IF YOU WILL PAY US WELL!! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3042 how come you never call your parents, Mr. big-shot? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3043 I know what I like, and that isn't it! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3044 The line between Modern Art and daylight robbery keeps on getting finer and finer. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3045 On my list you didn't make the final cut. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3046 We're unimpressed with your impression of post-impressionism. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3047 I like it and, OMG, it's Art! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3048 We have some serious issues to discuss when we get out of here, son. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3049 Wait a minute, this isn’t a renaissance portrait, we’re looking at Artie Bernstein from the 9th street deli! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3050 I don't get why people always stare back. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3051 I'd say it's Post-Quotidian Expressionist. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3052 The museum thought they were being clever cementing the frames to the walls... They should have known the thieves would find a way. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3053 Hey, I could draw a face more realistic than THAT! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3054 This painting looks remarkably like the one in the last gallery. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3055 It does not say we can’t move in this contract 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3056 It's titled "Despicables: Different Perspectives" 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3057 I'll take a cheeseburger but hold the onions. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3058 Don't be late for the next reality family portrait. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3059 You see, you are not in the picture. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3060 MoMA's home cook meals and take out. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3061 It says it's post-modern realism, but I don't get it. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3062 I rented this space for my threesome and now they're making me read this pamphlet about abortion to everyone who looks at me 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3063 He designed the damn window. Keep moving. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3064 My kid cud’a drawn that! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3065 He's got legs! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3066 Well dear, I didn't think you were being literal when you said modern art has taken on new life 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3067 i wonder if he is a Realist or a Neo-Realist? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3068 Can you come back later pal? We haven’t had our coffee yet. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3069 What's the meaning of this! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3070 My brother and I are like oil and water! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3071 At first he thought he was looking in a mirror. He was.... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3072 Yeh, my name is Picasso. George Picasso. Why do you ask? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3073 Believe it or not, this piece is not really speaking to me! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3074 Hey bozo, get outta the art! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3075 ''Could do better''. Still? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3076 Mirror of Conscience: Fairest, shmairest! You still owe me $250. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3077 This ones titled 'Literal Reality' by Ima Big Kidder 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3078 Who do you think you're staring at Buster? Lady Gaga was yesterday. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3079 Is that you, Da Da ? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3080 I'd like a pastrami on rye. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3081 I’d swear his eyes are following me around. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3082 I paid good money ... for this?! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3083 If you are the creator of this installation, I'm calling Security! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3084 And our latest, mobile exhibit: 'Nerd in a Museum', employing cutting-edge technology! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3085 No, you are the installation! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3086 Make sure you get my good side. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3087 Burning Man is terrible this year 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3088 More like 'art just copies life' 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3089 Existentially speaking you're looking at a Kandinsky from a surreal Rovinsky perspective! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3090 I'm nobody, who are you? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3091 Now Mable, the subject in this portrait looks very realistic 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3092 Local 452 wishes you a happy Canvas Stretchers Appreciation Day. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3093 No 4th wall! You're the 4th wall! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3094 This window museum totally sucks! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3095 I said, 'This movie is a talkie.' 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3096 This is life imitating art. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3097 Hey, what are you staring at? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3098 Still Life of a Rose, a Creeping Violet, and an Open Mouthed Jack 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3099 Well what did you expect to find at the peanut gallery? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3100 Our grandson could wear that coat better than you do. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3101 You can't be real. I just purchased 'The Perplexed Man' for $5000. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3102 I feel like his eyes are following me. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3103 That's why they call it "post-modern art", Dad. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3104 No, we don't do Starry Night anymore, but you're really going to love our American Gothic. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3105 Still Life my ass, he's looking out while I'm looking in ! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3106 This is your free trial. You can stream all of the episodes live on Netflix. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3107 I think this is that mirror that shows what you will look like when you’re a hundred years-old. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3108 This sure beats buying Picasso ! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3109 I find comfort in their shared cluelessness. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3110 I thought this was my day off. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3111 My six-year-old could have painted that. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3112 This one’s labeled, ‘You Are Now Entering The Twilight Zone’ 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3113 Good distraction from politics.... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3114 This contract says our daughter has to be fully clothed durign Museum hours 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3115 It's another Trump project -- now even holes in the walls have god-awful gaudy gold frames! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3116 Wipe my look off your face. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3117 Is this what you mean by "seeing ourselves in the painting?" 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3118 Keep moving, it's just another Robert Leighton drawing. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3119 I get that you wanted the members' tickets, but seriously man, did you really have to go and frame us? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3120 Enough riffs on American Gothic 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3121 I'm telling you, its eyes keep following me. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3122 We're from Alan Funt Recycling. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3123 Hey! This piece looks a lot like the last one. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3124 And you call this art? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3125 You've gotta trust me, I've been framed! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3126 It says “Handsome Man Looking at Art,” but this guy’s a dork. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3127 Well, which one are you imitating? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3128 This has got to be the most unappealing portrait I've ever seen. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3129 Stand back Mother, this is getting ugly. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3130 You call that art? I could do that. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3131 You were expecting, maybe, the 'My Pillow' man? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3132 Now, if you'll just look over here, you'll see a portrait by the same artist who did "The Scream." 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3133 We were trying to take a selfie, but we got a Rembrandt instead? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3134 Is this here whats called, 'Interactive art?' 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3135 Ceci n'est pas a person talking. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3136 We got our ticket online but I see it was the wrong portal. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3137 I could look like that 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3138 We'll wait for you in the next corridor. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3139 We the people in this museum picture frame do hereby declare we gots rights too. Youse think we're like animals in a zoo? You can't just come in here and look at us anyways you think! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3140 Rubenesque...Ruben...Just give me the damn sandwich. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3141 Can you tell us how to get to the MOMA? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3142 Hey, it's the guy too lazy to be in the family portrait. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3143 Hey, buddy. Whaddaya think you’re looking at? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3144 This is called participatory art, Martha. It simulates the closeness and intimacy of window watching in New York City. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3145 Oh yeah?! Well your MOMA so fat... 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3146 Our own faults when observed in another person divide us. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3147 Please help me! How can I get rid of these two sending them to your side? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3148 We are street art. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3149 Just as I told you, this restaurant doesn't have a walk-up window! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3150 Ugh! I'll never understand this bizarre modern art stuff. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3151 Group Portrait of Angry Taxpayers Who Vote for Legislators Who Want to Defund the NEA 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3152 It's called "Gilded Frame with Bewildered Museum-goers." 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3153 What are you looking at? Haven't you seen your parents-in-law before? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3154 Are we in the ending twist of a M. Night Shyamalan movie? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3155 Maybe we should paint you a girlfriend Bob! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3156 At least I have hair! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3157 Ugliest. Painting. EVER! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3158 This is supposed to be one way glass. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3159 How did you get inside that picture frame? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3160 I told you to get a Mac! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3161 You are undisputably unfairest of them all. Here's why... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3162 The Californians, 30 years later 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3163 "Open Frame" my eye, there's nothing about bowling just this doofus. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3164 How is this art? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3165 It's avant-garde. I like it. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3166 They only show 'reality art' after all those pesky budget cuts. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3167 Oh, come on! I didn't come to an art gallery just to look at somebody else! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3168 And here we have a work by the 16th century portraitist La Cadasic, possibly the laziest painter of his era. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3169 She is willing to reconcile but only as part of that “pitchfork” painting. What are your demands? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3170 He doesn't look like Van Gogh to me. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3171 It's called, "Empty meaning of greatness." 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3172 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3173 Digbert enters a Twighlight Zone of inescapable in-laws. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3174 It's called 'Still Life With Dork'. It's creepy, but it seems like he's looking right at us. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3175 Gary, I think it's time you get a hearing aid. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3176 Here's a less familiar but stunning work - viewers often feel as though they've been drawn into another world. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3177 Are too, 2D! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3178 You call this performance art? Why doesn't he DO something? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3179 I've never cared for social realism. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3180 I think this “self reflection exhibit” has gone a bit too far 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3181 You are looking at us, we are looking at you, and New Yorker subscribers are looking at us while reading this craption. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3182 It's called;"A Reflection of More or Less than Thou" 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3183 Three Picasso burgers to go, with a dash of Monet relish. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3184 AncestryDNA says you gave us crappy genes. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3185 This is the whitest art I've ever seen! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3186 Oh yeah? Well I've got a guidebook too, and mine says you're blue, boy. 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
3187 Please submit your $250 caption--if you ever want to see us captioned again. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3188 This guy don't look like no Rembrandt to me. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3189 Well you don't look like no oil painting either 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3190 This exhibit is so captivating! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3191 This is an Amazon audio painting... now close your eyes and imagine a cabin, a lake and some brownish trees. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3192 Crimony, Jenkins — you call this art? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3193 That's not how it looks to us. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3194 What's the matter? Never seen portrait-bombing? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3195 I'm Andy's dad, these are his sisters. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3196 Apparently, its called "Closed for Servicing". 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3197 I may not be an expert, but that man sure looks like Uncle Stanley. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3198 We were framed by the Federal Bureau of Instigation. ... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3199 Your mother has lost her balance. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3200 We all love you and hope that you can see that you just don't belong in a museum! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3201 I believe it was painted during his post depressive period. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3202 Hey, Bud, from our angle, YOU look trapped! Got anything to eat? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3203 It's supposed to be Trompe L'Oeil, but the figure looks like a cartoon. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3204 The Moaner Leisure? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3205 I'm tellin' ya, we was framed 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3206 Its called "the last superintendent"! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3207 We expected you for dinner. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3208 They said this would be an immersive experience. I'm feeling a little too immersed. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3209 Title: Before you paint your room, check out these paint chips. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3210 Well, if life imitates art I want no part of it. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3211 You can see the numbers. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3212 I was born in a trunk, In the Princess Theatre in Pocatella, Idaho. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3213 National Portrait Gallery's Great Hall of Folksy Portrayals of Trump Voters 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3214 I'm sorry, but not all art is beautiful. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3215 OK Babar, submit your caption. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3216 You call that art? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3217 Realist art really spoke to Fred 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3218 That's the worst self portrait I have ever seen. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3219 So, you think this is Hogwart's? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3220 The artist will add an appropriate background image. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3221 By coming to this museum you have wronged us in the following ways... 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3222 There is a problem. I'm getting everything except the cartoons themselves in all three sections. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3223 This looks like my disfunctional family 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3224 Speaking on behalf of the striking Bathers, these are those are our demands. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3225 We're extras for the Thomas Crown sequel. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3226 Looks like something my kid coulda made. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3227 "The Younger"? That's optimistic. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3228 We we're drawn to this picture with the promises of 1, a two bedroom cape, 2, a big yard with a tree and 3, clothes for Mabel over there. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3229 He looks unimpressed. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3230 OK. You're 40 and finally out of college. Get a job, and pay off your student loan. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3231 Ron was not used to paintings that didn't speak back! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3232 Get us out of here... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3233 Think we made some excellent decisions regarding new acquisitions. Now good man, which way to the loading dock? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3234 This is a TV screen, NOT a painting. Visit four great art museums...that you're missing in Manhattan: In Houston, Philly, Detroit and Cleveland! Fly off your little island. See your country! (Brought to you by HPDC.org} 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3235 Didn't your mother ever teach you not to stare ?? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3236 Titled "Reflection of what I used to be" Now, I'm alone. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3237 If that’s a seventh dimension, I’m not impressed. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3238 Hi, Dad. Is the prison gallery experiment helping you pass the time ? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3239 And they call this art? Who painted this old fart? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3240 Hey, Alexa? Would you add milk to the shopping list? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3241 Let's frame our complaints like this. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3242 That is why it is called, “We can see you.” 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3243 We kept telling you! Taking all those selfies will affect your self-image. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3244 It says here this is Participatory Art. But shouldn't it be better looking? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3245 Yup--Mona Lisa listed it on AirBnB. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3246 “Window to the Future” a new addition for the Meauseam of REALLY Modern Art. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3247 Trying to sell art like this isn’t going to get your brother out of our basement. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3248 You're not abstract! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3249 It's called Outsider Art, not 'my-kid-could-have-painted-it' art. And who's the a-h that paid 20 bucks to see the exhibit? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3250 Sunday in the house with Edith. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3251 Truly priceless. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3252 We are not family. We are your neighbors. Lilly would like to withdraw the invitation to her wedding. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3253 Sorry! van Went. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3254 Coming here keeps us in the frame 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3255 It says this one thinks the Drumpf Campaign colluded with Russia. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3256 We may not know art viewers, but we know what we like. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3257 Is it live? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3258 note to the editor.I can't view cartoon to submit caption????? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3259 Art critic? Ha! How about critical art?! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3260 Yeah, but everyone who uses the museum selfie app winds up with this guy eventually. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3261 Do you think we took the artist's instructions too literally? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3262 We’ll take three burgers with fries, hold the surrealism. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3263 Hi Bill...are you enjoying the Plein Air Exhibit? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3264 Our daughter should have never married you. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3265 And another thing! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3266 So for starters, you can check off 'non-narcissist'... 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3267 This is when Picasso started to scramble the human image 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3268 My daughter is reflecting on your intentions....so come back later 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3269 Myron wasn't sure he was on board with the new art-truther movement. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3270 It’s like I was sayin’: some of them titles are so lame — #127: ‘Window on the World’ — whatta snoozer! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3271 Who'll be Groucho and who wants to play Lucy? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3272 There's no hidden meaning to this. Pick up gefilte fish and horse radish on your way home. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3273 I can get this kind of ugly back in Queens. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3274 Oh, yeah? Well, you're no Matisse either! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3275 That's the ugliest Rembrandt I've ever seen! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3276 It says here it is an example of 'early hyperrealism'. I'd say it is b'roke! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3277 They call that art? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3278 The Counterpart 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3279 So this is three-dimensional art... 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3280 What, you expecting, Grant Wood? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3281 Isn't that the guy from the gift shop? This is not a painting, it's a hole in the wall! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3282 Would you like to take this masterpiece home? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3283 We are a part of the big picture, are you interested..? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3284 This is "Subdivision Husband, Early 21st Century," according to the brochure. Looks a bit like your cousin Marvin. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3285 I thought there would be more nudity 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3286 here is where the recent heist occurred 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3287 Have you seen the curator? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3288 Art is dead. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3289 Exactly what do you think you are doing here? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3290 It’s described as a nicely framed picture-window. At night they close the drapes. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3291 Gee, I thought you said Picasso was a cubist. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3292 This ain't art . . . this is Art from Accounting! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3293 It's titled 'The Passing Parade' 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3294 They say that this one really stares into your soul. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3295 They said you couldn't get in this way but that's crap! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3296 What is a Movement Gallery showing us stuff like this for? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3297 You may survive, but you won't survive US! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3298 I don't get all the fuss about the Gioconda, also this one is really looking at you 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3299 It’s called “minimalizam in midtown” 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3300 I'm sensing some unresolved father issues from the artist. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3301 ehyo nerd, where's the pictures with the square titties 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3302 She left you ----- fool! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3303 Perusing the Unmarked Roll of Film from 1971 exhibit. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3304 I thought this was a still-life exhibit. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3305 Our cat could paint better than that. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3306 You don’t look like Mona Lisa! 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3307 Sir, we’re worth a thousand words of your time. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3308 How do we see the rest of the collection? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3309 He’s self taught. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3310 What Neo Revival -ism are you waiting for? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3311 This may be your window of opportunity, but your're still a reversal pain! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3312 Says here this painting is Untitled. I'd call it bad hairpiece. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3313 Bansky asked us to ask you, ‘did you steal his Nutella’? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3314 Whaddya mean, "interactive art"? My name's Gus. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3315 What's your score? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3316 Our Family Art Manifesto asks that you spend more quality time with us sans audio guide. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3317 New works by Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Paintings That Are Actually Two Way Mirrors 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3318 The mirror effect. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3319 What do you mean the escalator go down to the basements? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3320 Having endured your passive witness for more than two millennia, the Sabines have left the building. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3321 Margaret, why does this picture look the same as the one on our bedroom wall? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3322 What do you mean, you don't make French fries?! This is the Louvre, right? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3323 Here we have "Man Looking Back At Us From Another Dimension"...bland clothes there. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3324 When this Will was framed, you're not in it! 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
3325 Sir, really, you look like my dada. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3326 The still life fruit in here is terrible - be sure to grab some decent pears. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3327 We’ll take a eggs over-medium, bacon, and hash browns. And don’t forget fresh water. We’re parched. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3328 Don't get the all-inclusive ticket 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3329 This one's not even painted 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3330 Now here is your hyper-realist's grocery list. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3331 Bug off! We were here first 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3332 If I knew I was going to be art I wouldn't have used so much mustard. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3333 You’ve been a great son, Dave, but your mother and I can only afford one child now, and we like your sister better. This is an invoice for all of our “Dave” expenses from 1978 to present. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3334 Welcome to a new era of performance art. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3335 I get it, beauty ideals are changing, but that is some ugly Venus! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3336 It says 'Portrait of Woody Allen', whoever that is. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3337 This man was framed! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3338 This is art? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3339 I don't like the expression on the face of this "MAN LOOKING BACK AT US" picture. When the artist created this, he must either have had a bad lunch or his wife just left him. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3340 There are three of us....So as I read it.............You 're nuts. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3341 This inter dimensional portal sure has a great resolution! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3342 We, the members of the "Portrait Subject Union" hereby demand .... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3343 We have been framed. It is your fault for ignoring us. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3344 Wow. This virtual reality program really makes you feel like you're in a museum. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3345 Reality art, my ass! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3346 Isn't this a painting of your dentist? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3347 For this and other exclusive content, please subscribe on Patreon. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3348 This guy seems really into his art. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3349 Since when did Craig go baroque? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3350 Remote control won't bounce off of this reflection 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3351 We demand our share of royalties from the gift shop. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3352 The dramatic use of light, the brushwork, the enigmatic smile - clearly a Leonardo. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3353 How my impression of American Gothic With Snoopy Neighbor? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3354 Is this your best description of the peanut stealing culprit? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3355 Is this supposed to make us see the world with fresh eyes, or did I just waste seventy-five bucks? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3356 Installation my foot! Get us out of here! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3357 So what's timeless about a mirror called 'Sans Manifesto'? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3358 Nah, the artists’ intent ain’t no clearer on this world. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
3359 I swear I didn't do it. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3360 Alice has not aged well. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3361 That's what you call your Still Life, mother. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3362 Each one's uglier than the next! On a positive note, our estranged father is writing his will this week. I'm feeling lucky! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3363 I don’t care how attractive the wall is, I still don’t think we should pay for it. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3364 Inhabitant - Uncanny Valley Circa 20th Century. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3365 Thank you, Harold." " But this attempt to preserve our memory is simply not fun for us. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3366 What are you complaining about? You're the sorriest Mona Lisa I've ever seen. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3367 Wow, I never thought you guys would actually make it into ‘Pageant of the Masters’. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3368 You're supposed to be "Lady in Blue Reclining on Lounge, No. 4." Where'd she go? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3369 We noticed you have an Ad-Blocker on. Can you pitch in a few bucks to help fund this gallery? We're a nonprofit (so it's tax-deductible), and art viewer support makes up about two-thirds of our budget. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
3370 The work was called "Judgement" 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3371 Hello, my name is Art. How are you? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3372 It’s hard to resist the pièce de résistance. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3373 Fifty bucks on Hari Krishna! Twenty smackers on San Diego Scooby Doo! And just ten on Fulton's Folly 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3374 We'll have three double cheeseburgers, no onions. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3375 This ones called "big dumb asshole" and its painted by "Joe Dick" 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3376 No expense was spared on the Second Avenue Subway. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3377 Current politics give rise to the latest art form, the 'shrill life,' a mutation of the age-old 'still life.' 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3378 Get us the hell outta here, you doofus! Waddya think we are: Whistler's Grandma 'n Pa? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3379 Smile! Stop looking extinct! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3380 Hey dude. Where did our van go. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3381 A canvas would look nice in this space. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3382 Remember beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3383 Your mother should Onlyknow what you’re up to 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3384 It’s a MOMAmirrormoment. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3385 Welcome to postmodernity, how can you serve us? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3386 Ageeing to hang around with you is not a subjective concept. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3387 Eat shit you fuck! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3388 We told you—you can only meet a nice girl at the delicatessen. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3389 Looks like an Olfarte to me. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3390 No! We're not fake views! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3391 What're you looking at? We're the museum-goers. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3392 It's called "The Nature of Reality." 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3393 Says here 'Perspective is the illusion of depth.' He must be a senator. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3394 When you White House people look in the mirror, this is what you see! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3395 Good God, he has an erection! 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
3396 I honestly have no idea how to explain the value of empathy to someone who believes it costs himself self-respect to exercise it. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3397 This one is supposed to be “Blue State Still Life”... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3398 Bill!? Is that you? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3399 We're a mirror universe where Kim Kardashian is a missionary. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3400 "This framed wall cutout really isn't very funny but your haircut is". 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3401 Why did I pay money to look at schlubs like me? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3402 This doesn't look anything like the 'Mona Lisa'! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3403 This one sucks!!! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3404 We're making art great again you loser. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3405 It just says, "You're real dad" 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3406 This museum is going downhill faster than Lindsey Vonn! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3407 It's called experimental art. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3408 Do something interesting, will ya? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3409 This one's called 'Plein air portrait, a changing exhibition.' Unbelievable. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3410 It's Virtual Relativity: Your cousin has dyed his hair. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3411 What?! It's conceptual! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3412 I don't get it. It's not grand. It's not an illusion and even I know it's not a Renoir. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3413 What medium did he use? Teresa Caputo? What medium did he use? Teresa Caputo? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3414 Tell me the truth. Is that My Pillow thing really all that comfortable? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3415 As chairman of your inner committee... 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3416 'This one is called "Pancake and Fish Stick Vessel #48."' 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3417 C'mon, get real. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3418 And this was his last painting, before his career in film. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3419 It's 30 percent of the gate, or we strike. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3420 I think this one is 'Self Portrait in Old Age' 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3421 Acid reflect 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3422 I should have never read Freud. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3423 Not Whistler’s Mother; Yeller’s Family! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3424 As views or art, we become art. Or maybe this is just a window. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3425 Just who do you think you are? Are you in Alternate Reality? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3426 Lucy, your husband isn't lost. He's posing in the "Negative Space Cadet"? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3427 Whadda ya lookin' at? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3428 It says here that reality art is so much more cost-effective 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3429 can't stand that video-art! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3430 I'm not exactly sure what this means... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3431 The condom breaking was only supposed to be 18 years bad luck. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3432 'Being Donald Trump' Interactive Exhibition: "Number five, I hear you." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3433 Jerry Saltz is everywhere these days 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3434 I don't get what all the hype is about. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3435 Our new trustee Jason, who is just over our shoulder holding a gun on us, has prevailed on us to make a few changes - or else. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3436 Don't you want your parents to visit you ? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3437 Rod Serling was my father. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3438 Nothing artificial here! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3439 I heard the artist's medium was Snapchat. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3440 What are you doing in the Modern wing? You're not cubist at all! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3441 This modern art is so tacky. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3442 The moment Trotsky realized he was no longer in a lover affair with Rivera and Kahlo, by seeing her trademark unibrow painted back on Rivera. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3443 It says, “The aquarium is proud to present its manatee gallery.” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3444 This one is just as boring as the other ones! Let’s go to IHOP for pancakes. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3445 American Gawkic 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3446 I refuse to consider Minimalism as art. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3447 None of your Harry Potter talking pictures. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3448 “And this one is, ‘My Son.’ ...I don’t get it. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3449 Paint a picture buddy ! It'll last longer. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3450 Good God, is this now what passes for art in this country? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3451 Honey, this late 19th century realism collection is amazing. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3452 Grumpy old man looking out the window. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3453 They actually think this is art - But in the end we're all looking in the same mirror. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3454 Mona...Lisa....did you sign that waiver ? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3455 I could definitely paint that myself 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3456 "Looking Glass, Delayed". Looks pretty simple to me! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3457 We can put you in this frame for one thousand dollars down and one hundred easy payments of only fifty dollars. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3458 Don't just stare. Get us our money back! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3459 Bob was disappointed with the Reality Art exhibit 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3460 This is what happens if you hang around too long! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3461 Is the model in the contemporary artwork pretending to sing Wagner or Verdi? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3462 You're too old to be "Modern" Art 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3463 Picasso did a great job with this portrait 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3464 Sometin buggin you, Mac? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3465 I think I've created my own personal hell. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3466 Can't we separate an artists professional life from their personal life? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3467 So that's what on the other side of the mirror! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3468 I think we might need a computer to get on Facebook. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3469 We wanted a big screen t.v., not a live on t.v. investigation! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3470 Is this the “Cursed Child” audition? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3471 ‘Confused Bird.’ What an exact title. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3472 I’m telling you that we are innocent! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3473 This art piece is called 'Beauty and the Beast' and from what I can see, beauty lies on our side right now. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3474 i hereby banish you to the liberal realm. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3475 Vapid. Simply vapid. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3476 This work, Christopher Nolan's first on canvas... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3477 At $25 entrance fee per person, this "Life is Art" exhibit should have been called "Life is a ripoff" 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3478 C'mon Bub, I don't like live performance art either, but it is my kid's show and I did tell you we were going to Bushwick. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3479 Are you looking at ME?! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3480 Nothing to see here! So what we voted for Trump! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3481 Mirror, mirror on the wall, Who’s the fakest of them all? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3482 I now appoint you two-hundred fiftieth guy who's walked passed and looked at us like we're weird. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3483 Haven't you ever heard of Harry Potter out-takes? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3484 It's voyeurs like you on the other side that are ruining our great country! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3485 ‘Don’t build this wall’. Is this art! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3486 Hey, I didn't pay an admission fee to look at another middle-aged man! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3487 It says “Red State Live - Do Not Enage” 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3488 I, Harry Piels, being of sound mind...... 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3489 This is what you get when you try to steal from an art museum, they come up with a very "creative" punishment. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3490 Do you mind if I use flash? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3491 I’ve never liked portraiture. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3492 He’s no oil painting! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3493 This is a poor reflection. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3494 Honey, I really don't think this is the hall of mirrors. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3495 We’ve managed to get the still life fruit, now bring us back to the other side! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3496 Can you help us with our grocery list? We're here because the museum has been designated a sanctuary zone. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3497 We expect compensation from the museum for being in this queue. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3498 I cannot believe how boring museums used to be! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3499 Even with the 3-Deffect, you don't look very interesting. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3500 It's on loan from a Mrs. Stanley Verberhaus 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3501 I'd like one 'Le dejeuner sur l'herbe' and three Cokes. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3502 We were told the apartment had a big picture window. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3503 Apparently this one had the high score in Pitfall summer of '84. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3504 Can you explain Conceptual art to us please! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3505 Le face swap? I liked the last “modern exhibitionism” series better. At least they gave away free selfie sticks. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3506 Who’s Who In Museums 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3507 Fer Christ’s sake, Effie... it’s a patron of the arts! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3508 We hereby refuse to float under a bridge, knit our brows together, cut off our ears, or marry a horse. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3509 And here we have the picture of Dorian Gray. As you can see he has aged beyond belief. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3510 Where's the café? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3511 Did I not see the same portrait in a different profile? The same subject, different profiles. Amazing. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3512 Hey Art, how you doin' pal? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3513 Childhoods don't get any more picture-perfect than yours! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3514 Clearly representational but curiously unreflective of our present moment. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3515 I don't even think this is funny. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3516 I'd like to leave a tip. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
3517 Life is long but the art is Warholian snapchat short, dude! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3518 Not much to look at. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3519 That’s not art! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3520 We keep going in circles. Think they'll mind if I climb through here? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3521 This one's called the Vincent de Milo. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3522 Says here, "Modern Cubism." Yeah, looks pretty square to me . . . 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3523 Your emotional connection to us is shallow and derivative. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3524 This one is called ‘derivative’ 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3525 I paid the out of state surcharge, and still, look what happened! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3526 The scale in 'The scale is breathtaking!' is breathtaking! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3527 Goggleframe, the less successful spin off of the TV series, was cancelled after 1 season. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3528 In what dimension is this crap art? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3529 'Ordinary Guy Mystified', apparently. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3530 We have concluded that you are a fake 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3531 Would you mind mirroring me, please? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3532 My name’s Arthur, not Art! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3533 Hey! Get me my lawyer, there's got to be something un-legal about this. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3534 Excuse me, does your label say in or out? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3535 The view is better from here 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3536 Notice the modern realism with unusual clarity in this work entitled "The Confusion of Man." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3537 ‘I need the complete picture.’ 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3538 Don't you know who I am? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3539 Close, they actually call me Arty. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3540 Where's Waldo? 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
3541 We're here for the Post Modern Crisis Exhibit. How about you? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3542 Hmmm. Security had better fit that two-way mirror the other way around. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3543 Let me frame it this way: It’s 3 to 1. You’re out. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3544 Hey, it's your future self here. I see you've been packing down the sodas, but I have a bingo meet Tuesday so I'd appreciate you taking some time at the gym. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3545 Yes, this piece is literally speaking to you. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3546 This is what you paid to see. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3547 Is it me or are Artist getting lazy? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3548 This virtual voyeur exhibit is creepy. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3549 Tourists, tourists everywhere. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3550 That drywall repairman is a real piece of work. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3551 This one looks a lot like Herb. Where is Herb anyway? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3552 This one is called 'Eye of the Beholder'. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3553 You're not Rembrandt! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3554 Is that who you call "Art?" Gimme a break, that's Herman. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3555 They promised a renaissance, but I still feel baroque. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3556 Now that is one I couldn't have done. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3557 This isn't the Impressionist section, it's just our neighbor, Harold. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3558 Here the artist captures the pitiable in his subject. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3559 Mr. Never Visits His Family. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3560 Meaning what? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3561 That you,Art 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3562 This must be one of those TV reality shows" 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3563 Installation art.....hmmm, hey buddy- Are you the installation or are we? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3564 On further reflection, we are breaking the 4th wall. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3565 Geez Gladice, I didn't know 'The Scream" was such a large painting. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3566 You don’t look like Whistler’s mother to me! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3567 This one's called "Air Wall - No. 1". 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3568 For some strange reason the portrait of this guy is called 'Alternative Universe'! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3569 It says here ‘Caption This Painting’. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3570 This museum information doesn't comment on this framed hole in the wall. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3571 Didn't know Lewis Carroll was an artist, did you? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3572 "We did what the GPS said. Close your eyes and click your heels together three times". 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3573 Okay, okay ... we'll waive the rent control clause! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3574 You’re way too underdressed for a Renaissance man. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3575 They seem to know me. We could have a credible genetic connection. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3576 The painting called "Your Worst Nightmare" 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3577 Our first look into another dimension and what we see is a person just like ourselves? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3578 You called this picture your masterpiece! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3579 The Mona Lisa is supposed to be smiling 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3580 They misspelled my name in the museum guide. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3581 Who invited you? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3582 It's called modern art. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3583 Stop staring! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3584 It’s a two-way hole in the wall. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3585 Don't just stand there! Here is what we want you to do! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3586 These are our non-negotiable demands, expressing how fed up we are with our forced passive position. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3587 Why do you always have to take the path less traveled? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3588 Make art great again. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3589 This is even more boring than reality TV! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3590 Matinee Matinee 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3591 What, you think we go home with just anyone?! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3592 in=laws are everywhere 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3593 Get with the program and see the big picture. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3594 This picture is worth a thousand words. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3595 We were framed for the heist. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3596 My kindergartner could look in here and see this guy 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3597 We've been waiting in this picture for years. We've gotta talk to Harry Potter! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3598 On reflection, Dad said it better. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3599 This must be Mona Lisa. No wonder people say it's a self-portrait of Da Vinci's 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3600 Stop looking at me! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3601 Officially they are calling it 'Untitled,' but we're calling it 'We've been waiting 35 years for an increase in models' hourly rates.' 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3602 Excuse me, but it says here that I'm Art. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3603 Where is the wormhole? We want to get out of this place. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3604 Well I think you're trapped in a painting and need a critic's blessing to escape! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3605 They want $450 million for this? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3606 Save your money, Henry! The TV ‘Alice in Wonderland’ was better! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3607 This one is titled, "Hey, this isn't the ballgame." 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3608 So this is what you call "working out" at the gym. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3609 What 'chew lookin' at, bitch? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3610 Huh?! My 3 year old coulda done that! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3611 Don't like art; but the visitors viewing window is a real trip! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3612 This painting is not on your list, so buzz off, buddy. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3613 I paid it 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3614 And this one is from his 'mixed reality' period 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3615 My eyes are up here. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3616 I don't care what those folks at Ancestry decided. No way could this grim looking guy be related to any of us. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3617 I won't be the one to look away this time 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3618 History repeats itself in the most unpleasant manner. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3619 We do have a different perspective than the President on how we view the world. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3620 Amazing, they're just the way I remember them as a kid. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3621 Let's get this artist to paint your mother. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3622 He looks almost life-like but I like French impressionist stuff better. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3623 'Fat Lady' isn't the password. Why is everyone guessing that? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3624 But we don't want to be art! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3625 Hey, how do we get out of this picture? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3626 I am not getting a picture of the cartoon for this weeks contest. Are you mad at me? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3627 I’m talking to the man in the museum. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3628 It says they had to jump on their horses and leave because the fox was running. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3629 It's a bit derivative, don't you think? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3630 Further, we demand to be made picture perfect! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3631 Want to hear what they say about you? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
3632 .. and this piece represents the Realism Art movement. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3633 "This painting by Leonard Nemoy is captioned "Needs two-demensional thinking" in the museum brochure, but now we can't find the rest of the "Understanding Kahn" exhibit. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3634 So this is what all those dead wizards felt like. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3635 Do you want join us and become an art object? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3636 Installations aren't required to be either stationary or silent! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3637 If this is Baroque, they should haved fixed it. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3638 Modern art is a bunch of hooey. This looks like something my seven year old could've done. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3639 Don't ask for the story behind the painting! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3640 At first we didn't think so, but it turns out we're into it. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3641 According to the guide, he was a pioneer in the use of lifelike 3-D brush strokes 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3642 Jeez Roy, you and your different perspective balogna. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3643 Where's your reflection Mr Dracula 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3644 Let me us frame it so that you'll understand: All auction sales are FINAL! You are NOT getting a refund. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3645 Aw, fer cryin' out loud, it's the 'everyguy' again. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3646 Tat's the ugliest hi-def picture I've ever seen. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3647 Well? It sez here in da guide you do impressions. Gimme one. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3648 It's so hard to view art as exceptional when you can hear its commentary. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3649 Fine Art! Fine! If you want to be the center of attention then you just go ahead! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3650 To be honest, started to feel uncomfortable for being such a masterpiece. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3651 The guide info says this is an interactive picture! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3652 Art really is a window of the worldu 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3653 It says it's supposed to be expressionism. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3654 We were told Hogwarts was a school for children? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3655 I'm here to offset the palaver of docents. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3656 'Two-Way' Mirror Museum, my ass! All we ever see is you, me, and crazy lady over there. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3657 I don’t know but the title is “Selfie in Another Dimension.” 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3658 He doesn't look very presidential. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3659 We are bored and confused. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3660 Is this a postmodern hole in the wall? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3661 Is this the Ile de la Grande Jatte? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3662 What is he, deaf or something? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3663 I hope you’ve punched in, because I need the restroom now! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3664 "Judge,we deserve a prize! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3665 Excuse me, sir? I believe we reserved a non-smoking frame. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3666 Well he ain't no American Gothic, that's for sure. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
3667 Now, there is some highly overdone 3-D art. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3668 Will the photo bombs never cease? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3669 Are you the museum spirit guide foretold to us? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3670 That’s not art! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3671 The guy in this portrait looks baroque. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3672 It says here the artist is at the forefront of the Minimalist movement 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3673 What the $#&@ kind of title for a painting is "revealing your id?" 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3674 Well if your museum calls the piece "Zeitgeist della Bourgeoisie" then why does my museum say it's an installation called "The Emperor Has No Clothes?" 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3675 This minimalist installation speaks to my need for transparency in fine art. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3676 listen, Bozo, we're not the issue here. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3677 Just a coffee? You must be kidding 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3678 Wow I never knew Trump was an artist 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3679 What kind of looking glass is this anyway, where's your hat, Mad Hatter? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3680 You still lack an adequate attention span. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3681 A saw-zaw must have been used to steal the painting. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3682 I’m sorry — this is not art — I look as good as this guy. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3683 Stop sending that mushy poetry. Man up and marry her! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3684 Do not call ICE, my friend. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3685 Painting title "American Demands." 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3686 Mirror, Mirror on the wall. Who's the creepiest of them all? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3687 I have to coming here for verification ,are you ok, Have not been attacked by any terrorist? The President made the law of keeping guns for your safety 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3688 Art these days is just getting too grotesque. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
3689 Who knew that "post representative" world describe an art form and an American epoch. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
3690 This isn't the gift shop. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
3691 Need my waitress—the breakfast scene was cold. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
3692 Hey, you're not the My Pillow guy. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
3693 Four's a crowd. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
3694 Hey, you! Down in front! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
3695 The NRA check did not save us......SAVE YOURSELF! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3696 GET OFF OF MY LOAN! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
3697 My wife insists on hanging out here every Monday 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3698 Hmmph. We may be stuck in this Mirror of Erised, but Harry's still aging. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3699 He looks like a Carl. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3700 So you finally got to see your wife's folks! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3701 We paid ten bucks for a special exhibit to see THIS guy? What a ripoff! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3702 We demand a new painter 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3703 Oh, hi Art. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3704 "20th century æsthete?" What's an æsthete? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3705 Utter lack of imagination. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3706 I'm looking at you from the Art Museum of Magic. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3707 I always thought Greg was obtuse. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3708 Ok??? WOW! This is considered one of his better works? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3709 Hey Bill, yeah, we are just hanging around. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3710 One of us must be really immersed in the artwork. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3711 They call this one "Real Art" 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3712 But the description says it's original work. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
3713 Agree, but you go first with the smile. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3714 Picture this... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3715 With a simple blurring of the abs the artist symbolizes both Gluttony and Sloth. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3716 There was no mention that we would be framed. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3717 Here we have 'Increased Transparency' 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3718 This reality also has some old fart, although he’s alone. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
3719 Sorry, but you're in the gender neutral gallery. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3720 Ma, we shoulda done the World Trade center tour... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3721 I am not a fan of transparency art. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3722 Honestly, modern art has lost me. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3723 a la Harry Potter! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3724 This is not impressionism - it's photorealism fake art. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3725 It is you who is supposed to be a painting, not to be a despondent watchdog. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3726 O 74 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3727 and he called called this one 'art imitating life' no wait 'life imitating art'.....or was it art imitating li........anyway you get the idea! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3728 who needs virtual reality , this hole works great 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3729 What art museum do you not go to? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3730 What! You have to pay taxes too? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3731 All we are are neighbors. We have no idea where your Moonlight Over Cobble Hill is. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
3732 It's another of that jerk in Accounts! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3733 About face troop we're behind you. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3734 What you say? This IS the interrogation room! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3735 Hyperrealism has really touched the bottom. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3736 You don't look like Whistlers mother! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3737 I’ll take two tickets for the Real Life Experience please. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3738 Our life is like Art. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3739 Anyone caught impersonating a tour guide will suffer the same fate. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3740 All over the place! We are starving in here, please help. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3741 We’re authentic. Get it? And you look like you’re attributed to the school of nothing and nobody. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3742 The artist is his own worst critic 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3743 Here's lookin' at ya. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3744 The juxtaposition of the empty spaces is over rated. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3745 When the looking through the glass exhibition reveals just another suited up white man. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3746 I guess you use your imagination. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3747 Hey jackass! Stop staring, you're giving us the creeps. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
3748 Aren’t WE a picture!!! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3749 Come on, sign the waiver. 2D is on your bucket list too. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3750 Is this the shortcut to gallery 258? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3751 Excuse me - are you the artist? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3752 Damn people in the future are ugly 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
3753 Judge, We've been framed! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
3754 Expand your frame of mind. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3755 I think this explains DaVinci -- parallel universes converge in museums. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3756 My name is not Whistler, and my mother does not want to buy a chair! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3757 See something, do something, but quit using the eyes in the back of your head ! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3758 They say "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" but this one is down-right ugly! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3759 The guy at the job placement office told us that we would be getting experience in the arts. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3760 I’m telling you Mildred, Ain’t the Monalisa! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3761 It says, "real-life, in whole or part." Buy 'em books, send 'em to school, and they give you a hole in the wall. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3762 I just don't get this artist 'Andersen'. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3763 Is this the art of the Everyman? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3764 It's a concensus. STOP STARING AT US! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3765 Who'd you expect, the "My Pillow" guy?! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3766 I think people are embarrassed by you. You should come to our world. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3767 Is there complementary breakfast in the morning? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3768 "Window Display #12", to me it lacks depth and its colors are washed out. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3769 It says here that's David Hockney who will draw a perfect likeness of us using this glass. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3770 This our contract for next year considering inflation and an unpredictable market. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3771 Hey, this isn't the snack bar after all! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3772 This painting is called “Get a real job”. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3773 and don't forget to clean your room when you get home. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3774 His aesthetic is so transparent. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3775 Why are you looking at us like we are the refurbished people from "American Gothic"! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3776 Where's his pitchfork? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3777 What’s your name? We’re sick of all of you peeping Toms! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3778 Titled: You have our attention, so do something! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3779 Ugh – this one’s hideous! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3780 What kinda crappy still life is this one? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3781 Where's my Bento to-go box? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3782 Master chef? My eye! The waiter was a still life too. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3783 ALEX In Wonderland. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3784 This is a little too realistic. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3785 Well, he can't be a king with that jacket. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3786 Hey, whats going on? Where's that French lady? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3787 I signed up on a dating site for a threesome 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3788 This one is called “The Scream.” 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3789 I don’t think he’s contemplating the bust of anyone! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3790 He's an impressionist. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3791 Better start your imitatin'! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3792 And black is white, and war is peace, and ... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3793 "NOT ONLY IS HE OLD SCHOOL, HE'S JUDGMENTAL TOO. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3794 Doesn’t look like art to me. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3795 The museum across the street: The National Endowment for Art. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3796 This is your Mom, Dad and Aunt Esther. Herman what are YOU doing in a museum? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3797 You must change your life. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3798 . . . and this is one of the first representations of Mr. Milquetoast. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3799 Forget art installations, we're an art out-stallation. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3800 Nope - no candidates for fame from those seven countries 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3801 Excuse me, but we're taking a 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3802 So apparently this piece is called "Drydick Trashboi #6" 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
3803 We went for the "immersive" art museum experience. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3804 Listen: we have a showing here in 40 million years and I want fix this tusk. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3805 Oh no! Future is too scary! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3806 Get rid of that smug look and don't me so judgmental! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3807 We wish you would pay your bill now, we wish.... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3808 What do you see? "I see three odd people looking at me". 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3809 Well, who knew the museum had a peanut gallery! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3810 dude. fucker. get the fucking crowbar you bitch we're stuck here 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3811 It was supposed to be his mother according to the guide. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3812 Oh my gosh! Ha! Ha! Our heads look so tall and our legs are so short! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3813 We're stuck in the upside down! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3814 Hey, I could draw that! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3815 The title is "Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3816 Have you seen Grant Woods? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3817 This Live Art is so amazing! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3818 The connoisseur! I guess it depends on your perspective. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3819 I heard rumours so I had to check it out for myself 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3820 Your mother and I did our best to get you to appreciate art at a young age, but unlike your sister here, you weren't interested, so now it's come to this. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3821 Smile! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3822 I don't learn shading until 400BC. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3823 He bears a striking resemblance to Despard Murgatroyd! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3824 Framed again? I want a refund! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3825 We’re look for Snow White 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3826 I wish you would stop peeping in our windows! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3827 No Martha it's not a self portrait. It's titled "Lonely man meditating on another dimension." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3828 I know it's a series, but this is getting repetitive. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3829 I thought they said 4th hall, not wall. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3830 The IKEA home furnishings department sure has gotten pretentious lately 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3831 I have no idea how these women got in my portrait. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3832 Mona! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
3833 Your life in pictures is not why I came to the museum. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3834 Don't judge us. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3835 A relative perspective view as the conscious observer. I guess his side doesn't come with empathy talking points Instructions: share view perspective by someone who observed empathy. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3836 “Why are you still there? We’re all here, in the next room.” (elephant cartoon: “I know an elephant never forgets - I’m writing it down just in case.”) 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3837 wherever you look you see your past 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3838 Smile! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
3839 That's what we get for visiting MoNo 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3840 This portrait doesn't belong in the still life gallery 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3841 Too hyper-real for my comfort, but say it anyway. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3842 Do you have an innie or an outie? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3843 I didn't pay ten bucks to see dweebs like me! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
3844 Deja vu! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3845 Ah, I remember those days, when freedom reigned, walking the museum in peace, gazing at whatever painting strikes you... Tell me, how is it on the other side? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3846 If you keep moving your trunk, I'll never get the detail right. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
3847 This is a TV screen, NOT a painting. Visit three great art museums...that you're sure missing here: Fly to Houston, Philly or Detroit! Gt off your little island...and discover your country! (Brought to you by HPDArt.org} 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
3848 Because misogynist? Racist? Elitist? Nativist? Or just plain ugly? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3849 I believe it’s only called participatory art if you actually participate—and get us the hell out here! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3850 This is not what they meant when they said to make still life 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
3851 fucking Turner prize! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3852 Lois, this is the temporary are section ... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3853 Thank you for coming to the premier of the museum's live art reality show "As the Canvas Burns." 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3854 I've had it! You've sucked my ass for the last time! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
3855 I don't think He's getting the message. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3856 We are not The Three Body problem! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
3857 The Plumber’s Bill 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
3858 Look what becomes of me! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3859 Nice to meet you! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3860 As Hogwarts' token muggles, we think you should go home. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3861 This is art? My kid could make an interdimensional portal. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3862 Holy Cow! See what happens when you search for long lost relatives. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3863 Someday this will be recognized as my early period masterpiece ! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3864 He's a real Renaissance man. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3865 My guess is you forgot to switch to the local. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
3866 We need some windex over here- ASAP! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3867 thought bubble: "Hhhhm, it's not quite right.....maybe it's his nose....?" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3868 I used to think anyone could make modern art, now anyone can be it. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
3869 It's called "The Negative Zone" by Reed Richards. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3870 Click your heels again honey where definately not home yet. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
3871 We’re exactly the opposite, we are here for impressionism of the post. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
3872 Ok, bring in the spears! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3873 We're bored to death in here, Mr. Leighton. So here's a list of things we need you to paint for us. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3874 The program says this is a contemporary work by a little-known artist. It's supposed to be life-like, but, frankly, I can't see where it's more than amateurish daubing. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3875 The art is horrible, and there is not enough of it. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3876 And please don't forget to renew our Amazon Prime. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3877 Ah, "Magic Realism" at it's worst, look how he rendered the hideous nose hairs! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3878 This painting is called "Still Life"? It seems more impressionist. The way the space is filled with emptiness. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
3879 yes, this is what they meant by "flashback" 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
3880 We're classified high classless. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
3881 I think you're overdoing security for touching the art. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
3882 Apparently this fine example of Realism was discovered under a Warhol during cleaning. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
3883 I'm not a picture, I'm a--drum roll please--a box office :( 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
3884 Well, they told us it would be a window into their world. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
3885 I thought this was supposed to be a live exhibit. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
3886 Wait a minute! This isn't the Medici collection. It's the Medicine Chest collection. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
3887 How Mormons got started. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
3888 I can see this your first reality art exhibit. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
3889 You.... or .... ME?! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
3890 Why are you following me? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
3891 I don't understand abstract art. But i think this artist could've painted a much better portrait. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
3892 What the fuck are you looking at glasses! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3893 If I can do it, it ain't art. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3894 Can you hear me now?? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3895 That must be Butch Cassidy. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3896 don't you think this painting looks funny Margret" 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3897 And, on reflection, we deem you not worthy to be a part of our family. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3898 Self portrait my ass! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3899 It's nothing but a stupid mirror. What a ripoff! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3900 It's it that bad? The Frida brow I mean? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3901 but that's just bob 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3902 And here we have a framed mirror for self imaging. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3903 Male form, drab in all respects, "lost in his own world" representation .... clearly doesn't belong in here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3904 Is it art?" "I think it's family. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3905 Aye yo, you there, got something that I could read instead of this pamphlet about myself and my neighbors? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3906 I understand this is modern art and you're not Dali, but I demand to see him immediately! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3907 Degas- The Ashole: Tout le Monde has at least one. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3908 Stop staring at us mister. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3909 #6. No more staring at us all the time. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3910 Reflecting on your life, I've invited the relatives to listen... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3911 What have you done with Dr. Tulp? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3912 This was a much easier way to earn free museum tickets, than through a painting contest. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3913 Where's my painting? I've been framed. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3914 Did you think you could ever forget where you came from? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3915 You didn't give the suggested admission fee 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3916 Well that’s Brexit for you... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3917 I feel like this painting is criticizing "me". 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3918 A little second hand smoke on the way in here and now I swear this guy is asking me to get them takeout. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3919 Of course it doesn't look just like you-this is modern art! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3920 Are you sure this is R 34? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3921 The world's a canvas and we're all images . . . yada, yada, yada. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3922 So this is the Gardner Museum, eh? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3923 You don't look neo-classical. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3924 Make sure you order the beef with broccoli. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3925 Go get your own Lotto ticket 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3926 Instant family talking videos is the new "President's daily torture". 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3927 And tell Stephen Sondheim I want Jake Gyllenhaal to play me as well. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3928 and we get the weekends off!!! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3929 Hey! WHO are YOU!? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3930 It's so you won't forget. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3931 My life's legacy on display ! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3932 The title is, Life imitates Art. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3933 Smile pretty! Did you brush your tusks today? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3934 I didn't pay eleven bucks a ticket to look at you-- Where's the Rembrandt? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3935 Allegedly, the artist titled it 'A Wall' and then went missing. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3936 May we use the restroom? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3937 I did not start paying an entry fee to be tricked with Fake Art! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3938 It’s called ‘the Mirror. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3939 Speaking truth to power is harder than it looks 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3940 Introspection Gallery. “I told your mom and sister that you’d never make it in New York. I even wrote it down and sent you a copy!” 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3941 I am bidding on you. No, on the contrary, I am bidding on you! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3942 Hey, can’t you read? It says don’t touch the artwork. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3943 Where are all the singin' cats? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3944 I think its a Picasso. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3945 Any mother could’ve made this. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3946 think of what they'll save on security 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3947 Hmmm, I dunno about this one, Sue. If the artist paints things people understand, then more people will buy it. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3948 The vote is in. This studio is too upscale for you. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3949 Get out! Get out now! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3950 We just wanted to get a closer look at the artist's technique. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3951 Stefan Yodeler’s masterpiece: “You Double-Billed My Flapjack Order”. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3952 I would call it 'magnetism.' Maybe the handout talks about it? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3953 Wow honey, I didn't realize how skilled portrait artists are. This painting almost seems like it's alive! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3954 I didn’t come here to get yelled at! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3955 Ferris ain’t looking too good without his friends. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3956 Great art is made by people whom we know the most 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3957 "The frame is supposed to be 10 x 14." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3958 It's called "man in a museum" but I see Fred, our next store neighbor.... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
3959 Please stop staring. We didn’t much care for you when we were alive. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3960 Ubiquitous, well designed; but in the end a conceptual lacking Democrat 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3961 Failings Frame: "... stand up straight, you could write once in a while, ..." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3962 I'll bet his name isn't even Arthur! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
3963 Can you direct us to La Port Saint Denis? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
3964 Art, my boy, you've left yourself out of the Big Picture. We need you, Art, for art's sake! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
3965 He is recommended as a whiz-bang but aren't we crowded here? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
3966 BECKY THE UGLY DIPSHIT WITH AN ANNUAL PASS IS BACK 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
3967 This one is called "holier the wall" 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
3968 Stop staring at us and go and see a movie for a change. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
3969 I never got into highbrow art. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
3970 After 1200 miles in a van with his wife, sister-in-law and her husband, Ed finally appreciated the value of his Art Appreciation Degree 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
3971 See the Art, Be the Art? OK, Let's try switching?... 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
3972 Dracula meets his in-laws 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
3973 I hate abstract art. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
3974 Here's looking at you, kid! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
3975 Do I have to see my ex wife and my ex in-laws when I come to a gallery opening? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
3976 Now remember how I drew it. You can do it.... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
3977 Well then, where is Wendy's? I have a very large order! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
3978 I like modern art, but this goes a bit too far. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
3979 ... And you look nothing like Harry Potter! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
3980 Don’t Don’t you know it’s rude to stare? Take a picture, bud! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
3981 If you ask me, this is taking genre art a bit too literally. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3982 Opening night at the KRAFT "Cheese Whiz" CHEEZY UFFIZI GALLEY in Foxborough, Massachusetts 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3983 Art is in the eye of the beholder...or the eyes of the Beholders. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3984 Please, Mr. Taxman, can we keep our Social Security? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3985 Odd, there's a sign over here that says "no flash", but the subject in this picture looks capable of just that 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3986 On the Internet, I paid for tour of an intimate look at Europe’s great museums... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3987 Let's go back to the monkey scribbles. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3988 Hey, you! What's this release form for?! And what's the Trump Voter Performance Art Project?! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
3989 What are YOU looking at!! ps. Would have put 'YOU' in italics rather than caps. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
3990 I am tripping BALLS. Cock wack me at Hanakura during Lent. Prick me with a wank. Lap at me lavishly rata tat tat. Fuck me like a doggy on the Spitzgrund. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
3991 This newfangled modern art reminds me of the neighbour's fence. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
3992 Blame your smart-phone app for adding the subtitle to 'American Gothic: Trump Era'. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
3993 The description says Realism with a touch of Cubism. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
3994 You are NOT Lewis Carroll! And Alice doesn't live here! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
3995 How kinetic. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
3996 We’ve had it with these escape room parties. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
3997 This is the most temporary exhibit I've ever seen. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
3998 This piece really speaks volumes. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
3999 Why does this art make me want to punch it in the nose? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
4000 You got it wrong, buddy—YOU’RE the artwork. Now shut up and let us appreciate you before I smack you right in your finely rendered nose. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4001 So much for finding the Sorcerer's Stone 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
4002 Profile us, we're Trump voters! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4003 Ageeing to hang around with you is not a subjective concept. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
4004 You know, the cave adds 10 pounds. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4005 To you and all of you that seek, I say, doppelgänger, schmoppelganger. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4006 It's horrendous ! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4007 The listing we saw for this Time-share was definitely less obvious than yours. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4008 Well, at least the Police are looking into it. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4009 Thieves took the picture from our wall. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4010 No. 43 "The Good Neighbor's Gripe" (after "The Scream") 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
4011 The photos on line showed this window had louvres. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4012 Libtard! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4013 What are you looking at? VOGUE! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4014 Gawking at us is gonna cost you! 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
4015 We're the Osgoods and we can't even. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4016 Pay me fucking Price 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4017 Consider it private viewing when family members are in the picture. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4018 And you aren't very artful from our perspective. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4019 I'm telling you again" it's not for sale 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4020 Now that's what I'd call a speaking likeness. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4021 Are you our master? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4022 Michelangelo was a Tuscan painter. That doesn't mean he painted tusks! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4023 An experiment to induce viewers to yawn was being presented. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4024 Honey, does this remind you of our trip to Tralfamadore? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4025 Perpendicular Universe 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4026 They told us to go to the Hufflepuff portraits. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4027 A liitle more coy if you can. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4028 No honey, he's a sandwich constructivist. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4029 Expressions of the average viewer 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4030 Composition? Fine! Well, I’m disappointed in the subject! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4031 Hey, you're not a selfie of Vincent van Gogh! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4032 This is not Magritte performance art. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4033 You say you could've made this, but you didn't 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4034 Welcome to In YourFace Art.. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4035 This is just a reflection on your angry thought processes! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4036 American Nitpic 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4037 We wanted you to get some sun. We didn't leave you the beach house so you could rt everything the Russiabots posted. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4038 Albert Einstein once said "Creativity is contagious, pass it on" Let's pass on this one. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4039 Hey, you're not the relic I was looking for. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4040 Every poll says I am the most wonderful person who ever spoke about the meaning of the flat earth to gun ownership. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4041 The theft alarm must have been encased in the wall. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4042 Told you he'd never catch up! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4043 The pamphlet says this one is called 'Coming Soon'. And boy is it an ugly one! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4044 This, ladies is our new addition to the collection titled "Reality". 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4045 A scavenger hunt to raise money for #metoo? I was framed! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4046 Reality Painting 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4047 Not the existentialism we were looking for. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4048 I wonder why it is always a look of horror in this new form of art. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4049 "I can do that." (that is in italics) 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4050 Sir! You are not wearing a button indicating membership or a voluntary contribution. These paying visitors are here to give you a piece of the museum's mind. First, I will read you your rights to respond. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4051 Down in front! 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
4052 rest rooms ? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4053 The painting was so good it not only stole the show, it stole us too! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4054 The newspaper said that tickets are going to be free? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4055 Oh for crying out loud then try it at home, in your free time! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4056 Humpf! Says here he's the foremost practitioner of Magic Realism. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4057 We have a much broader perspective. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4058 Be still and know that God is God. Deafness doesnot determine my abilty to achieve. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4059 "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Whats-your-name. Happy birthday to you. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4060 We just Met in your gallery. Title: 'R. L. and Friend'; out on loan.' 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4061 Oh Say Can You See By The...... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4062 "Through the looking glass?" It's a window, you idiot. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4063 Are you my brutha from a New Jersey mutha? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4064 Hey, this is Fluxus art! I was promised an Impressionist exhibit! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4065 The back of his head had been removed and placed in a letter sent to tongueless brother. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4066 Left to right 1- I hope this isn't. 2-I will be peed off if this is... 3-Oh please it isn't 4-I wonder if they know it is... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4067 Wow, honey, this is a moving piece of art! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4068 We're looking for a different Van Gogh for this spot. The self-portrait was fake art. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4069 Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody.............!? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4070 We're gonna get framed for this! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4071 It's titled Interactive Transparency Renovation by Custo Dian. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
4072 ‘This picture is making me paranoid’! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4073 Mirror effects cost extra! 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
4074 We’ll take the McTenderloin, McYorkshire pudding, McHeirloom potatoes and a side of McCaramalized shallots. Do you still have Big Macs? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4075 I think it’s a relic from our era honey 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4076 The obvious plaque say we are called "Critical Parents", Mr. Disappointment. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4077 We're sorry to announce that Punxsutawney Phil is on strike this year due to cuts to National Endowment for the Arts funding! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4078 Museum-going Republicans, now there's an oxymoron. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4079 I don't care how much the NRA gives to us--even a caveman would know assault weapons should be banned! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4080 I did not mean literally put us in a picture! 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
4081 oiooooooooooo....oiooooooooo (Is too tired lifting my nose...can you be faster?) 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4082 Goober Gothic 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4083 I KNOW what I like! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4084 Stand still, I'd like to finish up before we're both extinct! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4085 That's funny. You don't look like Groucho Marx. You look more like Lucy Recardo, Ethel Mertz, and Fred Mertz. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4086 Picassiz fella had a Blue Period, huh? I'm blue that your restaurant double charged me for fries. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4087 There! I call this one, “The Elephant in the Cave!’ 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4088 Aye Caramba! I can see the voices in my head....they are real. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4089 Look, Maude - he’s holding a cue card: “I see you.” 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4090 Are you the one who submitted this list of demands, before we can be released? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4091 Proboscis dysfunction is often just anxiety 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4092 Is this the Met?, we had a bad cabby. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4093 Yes, but a small lot means less yard work. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
4094 This must be from Picasso's Blue Period. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
4095 The stolen art-selves. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
4096 White Space 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
4097 Sir, we folded your replacement windowpane in this envelope. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4098 Some docent said we had to internalize our reactions. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4099 Stand still, this art has to last 10,000 years. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4100 And I thought the great apes in the zoo were disconcerting. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4101 We're low-information voters, very impressionable - is that close enough? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4102 You can open your eyes and leave the room now, I'm done. (Contest #604) 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4103 No more s'mores unless you hold still! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4104 ‘You have failed to meet art’s demands on its audience.” 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4105 Your rent is due so pay up! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4106 So this is the plan - you stay here and distract her while I go steal her hair clip. Wait ... we got skinned for a hair clip! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4107 The artist statement says this is prime negative space. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4108 Now, THAT’S the real deal! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4109 I can even hear the paint outgassing in this still-life. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4110 Where's the Blue Period exit? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4111 This Pre-Raphaelite bullshit has got to stop. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4112 After trying other models, he bought the 'Trump was elected' Room Enlightening Shades. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4113 Stop hanging here, we said to meet at the reflecting pool. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4114 I call this one: a hole 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4115 Don't talk to me about Post-Impressionism! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4116 sir i am giving you 10 seconds to run away before me and these beautiful women start to fuck. be glad i have bestowed this mercy upon you. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4117 Marge?! You told me you were at your knitting club! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4118 Thinks ... "They said that for sure there was one picture in the gallery that would communicate with me. Too much attitude for me." 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4119 Hey, pal...your 17 seconds are up! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4120 A picture 'paint-speaking' a thousand words. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4121 OK, OK - prehensile trunk. You can have the chalk soon as I finish. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4122 Sorry--got held up at the coat check. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4123 How is this "On loan"? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4124 Hey Mac ,you want the real picture you pay extra moolah". 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
4125 I'll stop yelling when you realize that I am right. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
4126 The next dance is yours. C'mon through. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4127 Are you the pillow guy? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4128 Which station is this? We’ve been waiting here for eons. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4129 Bill loved contemporary art. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4130 And this is your classic Rembrandt portrait of the common man. A bit of knowledge in the wrong hands - well - need I say more? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4131 UNCLE JOE AND AUNT BETTY. HOW DID YOU ARRANGE TO BE IN THIS FRAME AFTER YOU'VE PASSED? 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4132 Look hon, this one's called Imitates Life. Look hon, this one's called Imitates Life. What? What? You making fun of me? You making fun of me ? Stop it! Stop it! 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4133 I'm calling it 'Mastodon Descending a Staircase'. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4134 Wow, I should've believed you when you said modern art isn't real art.. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4135 Its called "Hey! wud-are you lookin at?... maybe I should fatten your lip for you! (hold for fistfight" 2018. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4136 Excuse me - do you know where the "Meta: Art Reflects Life" exhibit is? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4137 The Louvre's preemptive realism addition: "Which one's the Mona Lisa?" 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4138 Hey. That's not Whistler's Mother. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4139 Who interprets who? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4140 ‘Your Fellow Man’ looks more like a rip-off to me. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4141 Apparently, the other side of that fourth wall isn't very interesting. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4142 Little Jimmy's parents were shocked and irate that Principal Keane wouldn't let them him to voice their complaints. Principal Keane, on the other hand, now understood why Little Jimmy was always a trouble maker. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4143 Damnit! His buttons are bigger than mine. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4144 Here's what I mean. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4145 How did we get here? We questioned Jackson Pollock's paintings. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4146 Yuck! The artist got it all wrong! What an ugly portrait!! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4147 Do not make a ass out of me! 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
4148 The In Laws 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4149 I'm still nice when given instructions. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4150 Our Dear Pearlman, we regret to inform you . . . 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4151 You are the prettiest of them all. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4152 It's the new redistricting plan. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
4153 Wow. This is truly next-level Mona Lisa. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4154 This one is by an artist named Elon Musk. It'll be here in 2020. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
4155 You ain't no oil painting yourself 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
4156 I did not authorize this surveillance. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
4157 I think I prefer the outsider art fair. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
4158 Aw, geez, we're trapped in a painting again! 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
4159 We're looking for the newborn nursery. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
4160 Honey, I think we've reached the Upper East Side. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
4161 Of course we can't see anyone Mabel, we're standing in the piece called The interview room. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4162 "Do you know how to get back to the gallery 'The Year 2018'"? 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4163 It’s by Bogart titled “here’s looking at you” 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
4164 This "Other Side" exhibition isn't as funny as the "Far Side" one, is it? 1.0000 0.00536 187 187 0 0
4165 The new Psyco-Realisim exhibit at LACMA is pretty demeaning. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
4166 If you’re conversing with pictures, then you already know why you’re excluded from our will. 1.0000 0.00604 166 166 0 0
4167 I don't know much about Art.... but I think he's in this painting 1.0000 0.00608 165 165 0 0
4168 We are the new 'insider' art that's all the rage. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4169 You're too close, stand back! 1.0000 0.00623 161 161 0 0
4170 You're the worst docent we ever had! 1.0000 0.00651 154 154 0 0
4171 A five-year-old could do that. 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
4172 They call this one, "Concerned Liberal." The junk people come up with...SAD! 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
4173 So is this a portrait, or still life? 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
4174 Did you order a pointillism with cheese? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4175 Oh,look , Edith, it's one of those clever pieces where the eyes seem to follow you all around the room ! 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
4176 It's titled "The Emperor's New Painting." 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
4177 Read the pamphlet in your hand, man! It's a WINDOW FRAME, not FRAMED ART. 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
4178 Yes, this is a bit disorienting. Isn’t that, Fred? 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
4179 Hey, where are you going? Let's keep things in perspective, Dave. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
4180 Holding a mirror up to nate 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
4181 B22, A13, N44 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
4182 The Rorschach gallery had a surprising number of family portraits 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
4183 Siht t'nsi a Grebnehcsuar. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
4184 They promised the world's best con-art collection 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
4185 HEROLD! This is supposed to be a 16th Century painting! 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
4186 Now you can visit more often! 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
4187 Would you mind switching seats for us? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
4188 Be careful. It can hear you. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
4189 Hey, take a picture... it'll last longer! 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
4190 Wow, there's like a million people in the background. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
4191 I've never seen a finer collection of frames. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
4192 There you go again, popping into pictures! 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
4193 According to the museum guide, you would be Mr. Rembrandt. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
4194 welcome to our virtual reality exhibition where reality appears real but it ain't. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
4195 Remember, the longer we hang here the more real we become. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
4196 B4 internet circa 1950. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
4197 A picture don't say 1,00 words to me! 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
4198 I don't think you look like me either. Take it up with Google. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
4199 I still don’t get this modern art! 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
4200 Extremely modern art 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
4201 The push for greater transparency is highly overrated. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
4202 Would you mind Sir? We are trying to see this work devoid of humanity. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
4203 We will take one of each 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
4204 That the swine had us framed! 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
4205 I really don't think the bathroom is over here. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
4206 This is supposed to be the realist section, but this is definitely abstract art. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
4207 They're calling anything art nowadays. 1.0000 0.00712 141 141 0 0
4208 I thought this was supposed to be an abstract expressionist painting, not an abstract expression. 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
4209 Anyone can draw this stuff. 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
4210 Realism was never my artistic cup of tea. 1.0000 0.00823 122 122 0 0
4211 It's called, "My Life in a Mirror.". 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4212 What the Heck! two-way mirror 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4213 Larry, I always new you wanted to be in pictures..but this? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4214 I get it, art is society’s gilded window! 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
4215 This a load of this piece of art. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4216 A man, a plan, a canal: Panama. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4217 This exhibition starts to get weirder! 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4218 Where's his pitchfork? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4219 Look at him Man in Awe circa 1958 - is Perkins! 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4220 Would you turn to the light a little more please? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4221 Do you happen to know the customer service number to "Art for Dummies"? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4222 Well, it says here that you're a da Vinci. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4223 You say beautiful, I say ugly—agree to disagree. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
4224 Who even is this guy? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
4225 He was unimpressed with his open mouth-- and his uni-brow. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4226 Nothing There is the Museum’s finest example of contemporary art. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4227 As shop steward I’m telling you extended summertime hours clearly pays time and a half. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4228 The art of grievance is a two- way window.! 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4229 These introspective self-portraits leave me flat. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4230 Personally, I find the frame more inspirational than the depiction. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4231 If you keep moving it will come out as a cave painting. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
4232 We're from the Berenstain Universe. Hillary won in this timeline but the art still sucks. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
4233 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
4234 I tell you that's not Alice - and she sure ain't 10 feet tall. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4235 AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? Carol, your fuckin' phone, we need the fuckin' video on this. AM I BEING DETAINED? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4236 MY DAUGHTER, DORA, THE ACTRESS, SAID SHE WANTED TO BE IN PICURES. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4237 My outlaws! My real through the looking glass nightmare! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4238 I'm not sure how this two-way mirror ended up at Tom's art gallery. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4239 Picasso's Le Cheque Dispute d'Avignon 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
4240 Hey, wait a minute, that's not Jasper Johns! 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
4241 . . . and lastly, do you really think we enjoy looking at the inside of a museum? 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
4242 Fake art? 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
4243 That’s it - step a little closer. This piece is entitled “How to Catch the Flu.” 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
4244 Hey, we're the real art, not just some walk-by state. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
4245 You’re right, Marcia, the realism is- breathtaking. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
4246 You call that art? 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
4247 Frank, you do know that I'm the docent here, not you? 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
4248 Here is our impression of "Fifty Shades of Grey." 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
4249 "This one is titled Portal To Another Gallery". 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
4250 What bill gates sees when he looks in the mirror 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
4251 The votes are in, Jeff, and the co-op wants you to re-install the front door. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
4252 It's a new TV show: Reality Gallery. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
4253 I thought we were going to see art, not Uncle Art. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
4254 Well, at least he tried. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
4255 I should really see somebody about this body dysmorphia. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
4256 IF THIS IS HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES, WE WANT OUT 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
4257 Geez, Art is weird. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
4258 The Other Annunciation - 1956 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
4259 Please help us! We can't go to jail! We were framed! 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
4260 The meals don't come with a toy anymore? 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
4261 Oh hey John, haven't seen you in a while. 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
4262 I thought your pass came with headphones. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
4263 That must have been during his nerd period. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
4264 Do you see what I see?" "Hmm I heard that everyone sees something different 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
4265 Something's wacko. We're looking at you and you are looking at us. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
4266 Johnny Depp won't let Alice go! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0