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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We used to offer enlightenment. Then we discovered people really preferred brunch. 1.9779 0.00820 9165 2930 3508 2727
1 The path to true enlightenment is long and arduous. But you may wait at the bar. 1.9679 0.00803 9200 2882 3731 2587
2 Only you will truly know when your table is ready. 1.9560 0.00839 8766 2907 3338 2521
3 We don't have menus here. Everybody just gets what they deserve. 1.9429 0.00804 9660 3307 3598 2755
4 My son, we all have reservations. 1.9308 0.00816 9219 3170 3517 2532
5 The Meaning of Life? Oh, that's just the name of the restaurant. 1.9266 0.00808 9386 3243 3589 2554
6 I have a one o'clock reservation, last name is Miller but I'm no longer a party of four. 1.9172 0.00836 9450 3545 3142 2763
7 Welcome to the Deli Lama. 1.9054 0.00816 9754 3669 3339 2746
8 I know time is meaningless, but there is still a forty minute wait. 1.8947 0.00829 8433 2936 3449 2048
9 I can't seat you until you are fully present. 1.8940 0.00844 8877 3330 3158 2389
10 The journey is long, my son, but the wait is even longer. 1.8889 0.01304 3421 1206 1389 826
11 All who seek enlightenment are welcome, but the restroom is for patrons only. 1.8845 0.00919 7106 2590 2747 1769
12 No my son, you must come without reservations. 1.8686 0.00926 7037 2646 2670 1721
13 I can answer all the questions of the universe and all anyone wants to know is the Wi-Fi password. 1.8474 0.01333 3415 1336 1264 815
14 Enlightenment is on Thursdays. Today is Taco Tuesday. 1.8425 0.00861 8370 3358 2972 2040
15 I can validate your existence, but not your parking. 1.8298 0.00846 8222 3237 3147 1838
16 Interesting, you came up this way. Most people use the escalator on the other side... 1.8251 0.00983 6496 2707 2218 1571
17 Welcome to the Deli Lama. 1.8247 0.00865 8493 3575 2832 2086
18 Words of wisdom? Don't get the chicken salad. 1.8166 0.00894 7372 2973 2778 1621
19 I’m sorry we’re a little busy. Maybe try off-peak. 1.8092 0.00910 7231 2986 2639 1606
20 They had reservations. You have two more questions. 1.8014 0.00943 6767 2840 2431 1496
21 The secret of life is call ahead. 1.8004 0.01343 3281 1363 1210 708
22 The food's good, but the atmosphere's a little thin. 1.7971 0.00899 6988 2825 2756 1407
23 I hope you have a tie in that back pack. 1.7936 0.01067 5345 2290 1868 1187
24 Party of oneness? 1.7916 0.00921 7298 3178 2463 1657
25 Good luck getting a table. I've been waiting here forever. 1.7824 0.01098 5054 2209 1736 1109
26 No Wi-Fi but we have a direct connection to the cloud. 1.7736 0.01049 5416 2366 1910 1140
27 We cannot make change for your $20; change comes from within. 1.7717 0.01064 5278 2318 1847 1113
28 Enlightenment wasn't paying the bills, so we added a coffee shop. 1.7689 0.01025 5352 2265 2059 1028
29 We can seat you outside or inside, it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. 1.7618 0.00946 6760 3043 2284 1433
30 You can come down, he's not the president anymore. 1.7616 0.01075 5771 2776 1595 1400
31 Sorry, we only serve food for thought. 1.7611 0.00973 6102 2665 2230 1207
32 If you want kosher, try that place over on Mt Sinai. 1.7585 0.01043 5693 2615 1838 1240
33 I, too, had reservations. 1.7454 0.01113 4575 2028 1684 863
34 This is a non-prophet restaurant. 1.7440 0.00994 6023 2762 2041 1220
35 Would I be sitting here if a table were available? 1.7329 0.01504 2598 1203 886 509
36 I hope your journey was mostly spiritual---we're closing in ten minutes. 1.7274 0.01366 3004 1363 1097 544
37 The sound of one hand clapping brings enlightenment. Yet the same hand with a twenty gets you a table without a reservation 1.7057 0.01614 2297 1124 725 448
38 If I knew the meaning of life, would I be running this stupid restaurant? 1.7035 0.00992 6193 3077 1875 1241
39 Well, we were originally a party of four. 1.7032 0.01034 5505 2680 1779 1046
40 You know we deliver, right? 1.7001 0.01099 4878 2387 1567 924
41 Come for the meaning of life, stay for the tiramisu. 1.6980 0.01085 4752 2263 1661 828
42 The only time available is now. 1.6970 0.01101 4687 2256 1595 836
43 I’m sorry to hear about the avalanche, but I can’t seat you unless your entire party is here. 1.6958 0.01713 2071 1040 621 410
44 One day, I realized everyone was arriving hungry. 1.6797 0.01135 4384 2165 1458 761
45 Why, yes, my son. I am the one they call Zagat. 1.6786 0.01635 2237 1144 668 425
46 The food is good but it's mostly about the atmosphere. 1.6773 0.01154 3985 1907 1457 621
47 You health inspectors don't give up, do you? 1.6767 0.01286 3538 1791 1100 647
48 The truth? The truth is it's an hour wait. 1.6696 0.01168 4025 1989 1377 659
49 I'm sorry. Fridays are for social climbers only. 1.6668 0.01329 3208 1621 1035 552
50 No, no—you must let go of your reservations. 1.6650 0.01127 4442 2245 1440 757
51 I’m so sorry to hear that… It’ll just be a table for one then? 1.6622 0.01452 2732 1404 847 481
52 You’re thinking of a different Mile High Club. 1.6596 0.01255 3769 1978 1096 695
53 Take this pager and return to base camp. We'll call you when your table is ready. 1.6559 0.01235 3606 1826 1195 585
54 You’re just in time for How to Be Truly Happy Hour. 1.6536 0.01265 3490 1788 1123 579
55 Welcome to Enlightenment. Tonight's special is one with everything. 1.6495 0.01315 3261 1691 1022 548
56 The answer you seek is, yes, you need a reservation. 1.6481 0.02664 753 380 258 115
57 The wise man makes a reservation. 1.6465 0.01647 1884 932 686 266
58 "You think the climb was steep---wait'll you see the prices. 1.6435 0.01470 2645 1395 798 452
59 The table you seek is within you. 1.6413 0.01145 4305 2264 1321 720
60 Oh please. You have NOT been waiting an eternity for a table. 1.6319 0.01931 1440 749 472 219
61 Chanting or non-chanting? 1.6301 0.01450 2555 1333 834 388
62 The entrance is on the other side. 1.6234 0.01305 3423 1885 942 596
63 Fulfillment always comes with reservations. 1.6230 0.01575 2114 1103 705 306
64 Perhaps your reservation is for our other location. 1.6194 0.01284 3413 1857 998 558
65 I'm sorry, "Enlightenment" is one mountain over. This is the path to light refreshments. 1.6162 0.01341 2952 1567 951 434
66 we only serve food for thought. 1.6151 0.01377 2824 1508 895 421
67 The prices are steep too 1.6147 0.01329 2852 1479 993 380
68 I put your name down, if you want to climb back in an hour. 1.6136 0.02003 1250 648 437 165
69 Not until 9:30, and not without a jacket. I'm counting that as two questions. 1.6030 0.01721 1771 955 564 252
70 I'm sorry, but our bathrooms are for customers only. 1.6029 0.01470 2584 1438 734 412
71 Let me enlighten you - we're fully booked. 1.6024 0.01479 2372 1274 767 331
72 I'd like to make a reservation for a search party of five. 1.6018 0.02441 909 499 273 137
73 Bathrooms are for customers only 1.6000 0.02314 1055 593 291 171
74 The wait is eternal. 1.5990 0.01599 2085 1141 639 305
75 I don’t have the meaning of life but we have a chicken alfredo to die for. 1.5980 0.01751 1669 897 546 226
76 Member or social climber? 1.5957 0.01556 2236 1240 660 336
77 Since Google started answering all the questions, I was forced to sublease the plateau. 1.5944 0.01564 2187 1208 658 321
78 Table for oneness. 1.5905 0.01614 2093 1174 602 317
79 Reservation for two. She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes. 1.5899 0.02119 1307 761 321 225
80 Of course you have reservations, that's why we're all here. 1.5893 0.01598 1999 1089 642 268
81 The wait only seems to be eternal 1.5888 0.01603 2011 1103 632 276
82 Of course our seafood is fresh. Why do you ask? 1.5871 0.01767 1717 961 504 252
83 Yes, we validate. Are you inquiring about feelings or parking? 1.5859 0.01641 1886 1031 605 250
84 But... I thought the point was to have no reservations. 1.5851 0.01721 1745 963 543 239
85 I will grant you three dishes. 1.5847 0.02913 626 350 186 90
86 Enlightened or non-enlightened? 1.5831 0.02922 614 342 186 86
87 Forty-five minutes to an hour. You have two questions left. 1.5828 0.01673 1841 1018 573 250
88 Sorry, kosher is on mount Sinai. 1.5826 0.01746 1821 1044 493 284
89 We’re full, but one customer is nearing enlightenment. Can you wait half an hour? 1.5822 0.01727 1661 903 549 209
90 We won Best Restaurant by a landslide. 1.5803 0.01782 1706 970 482 254
91 There's no waiting if you live in the present. 1.5797 0.01736 1720 959 525 236
92 Enlightenment is free, but restrooms are for customers only. 1.5796 0.01710 1741 963 547 231
93 Sorry, we don't accept walk-ins 1.5775 0.02854 613 337 198 78
94 Could I see the "to go" menu? 1.5763 0.01770 1638 914 504 220
95 Enlightenment is overrated. However, the bouillabaisse... 1.5754 0.01746 1639 905 525 209
96 Sorry they misled you, we don’t take walk-ins. 1.5742 0.01905 1435 809 428 198
97 Sheldon. Mom wants you to come home. 1.5731 0.02204 1190 706 286 198
98 Something with a view? 1.5694 0.01838 1484 829 465 190
99 I don't know about the meaning of life; people come here mostly for the coffee. 1.5691 0.01821 1476 816 480 180
100 There will be a wait. It's peak time. 1.5683 0.01877 1457 824 438 195
101 What do you mean I made my reservation for your downtown location? 1.5681 0.02041 1285 741 358 186
102 Sorry sir, we're at peak capacity. 1.5677 0.01813 1455 798 488 169
103 Sorry, restrooms for customers only 1.5673 0.01945 1396 801 398 197
104 Chanting or non-chanting? 1.5621 0.01938 1313 737 414 162
105 Enlightened or non-enlightened? 1.5610 0.01961 1312 745 398 169
106 Is that for here, or to go! 1.5606 0.02498 808 459 245 104
107 Unfortunately, we don't seat incomplete parties; you must find yourself first. 1.5597 0.02027 1281 743 359 179
108 There are many paths, but only one has a lunch special. 1.5573 0.01967 1231 686 404 141
109 I see you’ve taken the road less traveled. 1.5556 0.02280 936 528 296 112
110 Sorry. Bathrooms for customers only. 1.5555 0.02128 1208 718 309 181
111 The secret to life? Always have reservations. 1.5527 0.02071 1147 653 354 140
112 You'll have to wait. It's our peak time. 1.5526 0.02395 856 487 265 104
113 Meditating or non-meditating? 1.5512 0.02145 1123 655 317 151
114 Table for oneness, please. 1.5503 0.02156 1123 659 310 154
115 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a reservation. 1.5498 0.02161 1115 654 309 152
116 Table for oneness. 1.5497 0.02189 1126 671 291 164
117 You swam the deepest rivers, you climbed the highest mountains but you neglected to make a reservation? 1.5484 0.02146 1094 634 320 140
118 Sorry we're booked. They had a gurupon. 1.5484 0.02146 1105 643 318 144
119 I can't just give you the wifi password ... You have to discover that for yourself. 1.5479 0.02134 1097 634 325 138
120 I’m sorry, we can’t seat you until all the members of your search party arrive. 1.5473 0.02155 1078 624 318 136
121 Can I stay here until the next election? 1.5467 0.02270 1070 647 261 162
122 Sorry, we're booked. You need a revelation. 1.5465 0.02260 1076 650 264 162
123 It’s peak season for us. 1.5455 0.02184 1054 613 307 134
124 Wisdom is for those without reservations, but dining is for those with reservations. 1.5455 0.02125 1054 599 335 120
125 Good morning, and welcome. I’ll be your maitre deity. 1.5445 0.02195 1034 600 305 129
126 Will you be just one with the universe, sir? 1.5429 0.02296 1002 598 264 140
127 Yes, I said you must approach life with no reservations. But that didn’t mean you don’t need to call ahead. 1.5424 0.02197 1014 586 306 122
128 I recommend the Ohmlette. 1.5411 0.02282 961 562 278 121
129 I'm sorry, the restrooms are only for guests. 1.5406 0.02261 997 588 279 130
130 True wisdom is making a reservation. 1.5398 0.02263 967 564 284 119
131 The owner of the blue Toyota in the parking lot left its lights on. 1.5398 0.02468 867 520 226 121
132 I'm sorry, the restroom is for customers only. 1.5396 0.02391 960 586 230 144
133 I used to do enlightenment, but coffee and free wifi turned out to be a bigger draw. 1.5396 0.02185 973 553 315 105
134 Will that be a table for oneness? 1.5395 0.02291 975 577 270 128
135 You must let go of your reservations. 1.5379 0.02340 963 579 250 134
136 The restrooms are for patrons only. 1.5357 0.02443 911 557 220 134
137 I had a reservation too. Now I have a beard. 1.5345 0.02394 913 550 238 125
138 It may be that your true Karma has led you here, but you still need a reservation. 1.5340 0.02383 809 462 262 85
139 Well, it's not "eternal happiness" ...but a martini at altitude always gives a nice little rush. 1.5333 0.02209 902 507 309 86
140 I'm sorry, social climbers only. 1.5330 0.02384 895 534 245 116
141 Sorry. No hats, shorts or sneakers. 1.5322 0.02329 885 516 267 102
142 No one could handle the truth, so I switched to offering comfort food. 1.5311 0.02422 853 507 239 107
143 You're in luck. A falling rock just opened up a table. 1.5300 0.02387 851 500 251 100
144 They used the elevator. 1.5300 0.02461 851 513 225 113
145 We all have reservations. 1.5297 0.02398 859 509 245 105
146 I’m sorry, we don’t accept walk-ins. 1.5271 0.02453 831 497 230 104
147 If I had a nickel for every time someone made that "High Tea" joke, I could afford some walls and a roof. 1.5269 0.03017 520 304 158 58
148 You should have called - we now deliver. 1.5266 0.02436 828 492 236 100
149 Existentially, we’re full. 1.5261 0.02399 823 482 249 92
150 Do you have a table for Tao? 1.5257 0.02465 818 489 228 101
151 Light lunch: $35. Enlightened lunch: priceless. 1.5252 0.02427 813 479 241 93
152 Sorry, I’d have to move mountains to get you a table. 1.5252 0.02494 813 490 219 104
153 Yes I can provide you with the truth, but everyone is happier with the 16oz ribeye and roasted red potatoes. Your call. 1.5252 0.02410 815 478 246 91
154 Never mind the meaning of life. Would you like to hear about our specials? 1.5252 0.02410 815 478 246 91
155 A table for om, please. 1.5250 0.02450 819 488 232 99
156 Only you can seat yourself 1.5246 0.02424 814 480 241 93
157 I'm sorry you have reservations. You have to let go of them and just believe. 1.5233 0.02537 795 483 208 104
158 When the time is right, your table will appear. 1.5232 0.02488 797 477 223 97
159 I do have one table left, but it's at ground level. 1.5228 0.02556 790 482 203 105
160 You could wait at the bar...but it's a half-day climb. 1.5227 0.02532 792 480 210 102
161 No, "Nirvana" is up the next mountain on the right. 1.5222 0.02512 787 473 217 97
162 The food is great, but there’s little atmosphere. 1.5213 0.02553 773 468 207 98
163 Sorry, jacket and tie only. 1.5209 0.02562 764 462 206 96
164 I'm not so sure about the meaning of life, but I have learned the wisdom of calling ahead for a table. 1.5197 0.02471 762 448 232 82
165 If you have reservations, then you're just not ready. 1.5186 0.02622 754 464 189 101
166 Sorry, but we don’t take climb-ins. 1.5180 0.02580 749 454 202 93
167 Table for oneness, please. 1.5175 0.02558 744 447 209 88
168 Make me one with everything. 1.5167 0.02647 747 463 182 102
169 You must have no reservations. 1.5162 0.02556 742 446 209 87
170 Unfortunately I can't seat you until your entire search party arrives. 1.5162 0.02613 742 454 193 95
171 A word of wisdom: reservation. 1.5156 0.02624 735 450 191 94
172 No sherpa, no service. 1.5156 0.02591 737 447 200 90
173 There's a dress code? 1.5154 0.02623 714 432 196 86
174 If I can't get a table, what makes you think you can? 1.5149 0.02694 705 434 179 92
175 Expect a wait of between fifteen minutes and eternity. 1.5140 0.02570 714 426 209 79
176 First you must overcome your lack of reservations 1.5140 0.02595 716 431 202 83
177 we only serve food for thought. 1.5134 0.02682 709 437 180 92
178 To be seated, you have to know the sound of one hand pocketing a twenty. 1.5129 0.02775 700 442 157 101
179 Peace, tranquility, coffee and no Trump news...it's worth the climb! 1.5115 0.02703 694 428 177 89
180 You seek wisdom without reservation, which on a Saturday night, is just nuts. 1.5102 0.02686 684 418 183 83
181 There's no right answer, but I like the ribeye. 1.5096 0.02676 679 413 186 80
182 They let you contemplate existence, but you gotta order something. 1.5095 0.02626 685 412 197 76
183 We can’t seat you until your whole expedition has arrived. 1.5089 0.02691 674 411 183 80
184 To find the wifi password, look inside yourself. 1.5089 0.02701 676 414 180 82
185 Something with a view? 1.5061 0.02672 652 392 190 70
186 Sorry, our restrooms are for patrons only. 1.5040 0.02834 629 392 157 80
187 Search party of one, please. 1.5031 0.02784 636 393 166 77
188 The restrooms are for customers only. 1.5016 0.02818 612 377 163 72
189 The wait for nirvana is 10,000 years. I can seat you at the bar now. 1.5016 0.02759 624 381 173 70
190 The bathroom is only for customers 1.5016 0.02853 626 393 152 81
191 Sorry - we don’t take walk-ins. 1.5008 0.02841 619 386 156 77
192 Enlightenment comes with reservations. 1.5000 0.02770 612 373 172 67
193 We're completely booked. It's the high season. 1.4992 0.02745 605 365 178 62
194 Sorry, bathrooms are for customers only. 1.4983 0.02884 604 379 149 76
195 Its not about getting a table ,Its about the journey 1.4983 0.02738 604 364 179 61
196 Gimme 15 minutes. I have a party of two that's just learning to accept their impermanence at table three. 1.4983 0.02748 604 365 177 62
197 Your reservation is for tomorrow 1.4975 0.02883 599 375 150 74
198 You do know that you could have just parked out front. 1.4966 0.02872 594 370 153 71
199 You should have called ahead. I’m not a mind reader. 1.4966 0.02771 594 360 173 61
200 Table for Tao? 1.4966 0.02938 592 375 140 77
201 It's about a 15-minute wait. You have two more questions. 1.4966 0.02846 590 364 159 67
202 Are all your ingredients local? 1.4966 0.02906 590 370 147 73
203 A step towards enlightenment, is to always book ahead. 1.4958 0.02996 476 282 152 42
204 The restroom is for customers only. 1.4948 0.02966 582 370 136 76
205 I'm sorry. No shorts. No exceptions. 1.4940 0.02882 583 363 152 68
206 Tell me you brought some weed. 1.4930 0.03023 570 366 127 77
207 It could be a while. We are at our peak. 1.4930 0.02786 568 342 172 54
208 Since I added wi-fi, no one cares about the meaning of life. 1.4930 0.02797 568 343 170 55
209 I got a text that my table is ready. 1.4930 0.02969 568 359 138 71
210 Hi, we're looking for a unique site wedding venue that might shrink the guest list. 1.4921 0.02870 569 351 156 62
211 Well of course. Don’t we all have reservations? 1.4910 0.02996 556 352 135 69
212 I'm sorry, sir, your 7:30 reservation is for tomorrow. 1.4908 0.03056 544 347 127 70
213 Of course Enlightenment is a cafe. What did you think it would be? 1.4901 0.02945 555 347 144 64
214 Hungry for meaning, or just hungry? 1.4901 0.02878 555 341 156 58
215 Welcome. Enlightenment for one? 1.4900 0.02836 551 334 164 53
216 This is food for thought--enlightenment is three summits to the left. 1.4891 0.03040 548 350 128 70
217 We're known for our atmosphere. 1.4890 0.02889 546 335 155 56
218 The wait time? I’ve achieved nirvana and am still waiting for a table 1.4890 0.02955 544 339 144 61
219 I come to you without any reservations. 1.4888 0.02905 536 328 154 54
220 Kitchen just closed. 1.4888 0.02972 534 332 143 59
221 Our specialty today is transcendental vegetation. 1.4881 0.02974 545 342 140 63
222 The wait is eternal. 1.4880 0.02897 541 332 154 55
223 Did you say 'namaste' or 'no more steak' ?? 1.4880 0.02979 541 339 140 62
224 I'll let you use the rest room, if you tell me who won the Super bowl 1.4880 0.03091 541 349 120 72
225 No, this is Everett's. 1.4871 0.03098 542 351 118 73
226 The path to enlightenment has a forty-five minute wait. 1.4869 0.02924 534 329 150 55
227 Of course our yak is free-range. 1.4866 0.03014 524 328 137 59
228 Sorry, but the restrooms are for customers only. 1.4861 0.03259 469 299 112 58
229 Today's special is food for thought. 1.4858 0.02944 529 327 147 55
230 Waiting IS the experience. 1.4855 0.02944 517 317 149 51
231 Bathrooms are for customers only 1.4835 0.03101 515 329 123 63
232 Enlightenment comes with a two drink minimum. 1.4832 0.02967 505 310 146 49
233 Sorry, no public restrooms. 1.4825 0.03130 514 331 118 65
234 I'm sorry, restrooms are for customers only. 1.4825 0.03081 514 327 126 61
235 Remember, you are at 20,000 feet -- we are probably a hallucination. 1.4825 0.02981 514 319 142 53
236 You could try our restaurant at base camp; it has a lot more atmosphere. 1.4824 0.03036 510 320 134 56
237 I have discovered through the centuries that the best advice is to make a reservation. 1.4824 0.03062 510 322 130 58
238 Many make the journey with reservations. 1.4824 0.03062 510 322 130 58
239 Wisdom is for those without reservations, but dining is for those with reservations. 1.4824 0.03036 510 320 134 56
240 Your entire party must be here before we can seat you. 1.4813 0.03079 509 323 127 59
241 Umm...it's now just a table for one. 1.4812 0.03122 505 323 121 61
242 This the new Tibetan restaurant. The meaning of life is on the next mountain. 1.4799 0.03090 498 315 127 56
243 There's an oxygen bar on the next level up. 1.4790 0.03019 499 311 137 51
244 I'm sorry but we no longer accept Karma. 1.4782 0.03211 481 310 112 59
245 ‘EXISTENTIAL or NON-EXISTENTIAL?’ 1.4776 0.03113 490 311 124 55
246 Just to Enlighten you ... we have an Elevator. 1.4776 0.03167 490 315 116 59
247 Would you like to see a list of today's special insights? 1.4775 0.02985 488 300 143 45
248 Simple, my son. Once the Beatles left, I had to make ends meet. 1.4769 0.02995 476 291 143 42
249 Of course I have reservations, but here I am. 1.4761 0.03044 481 299 135 47
250 Here you will learn waitfulness. 1.4761 0.02899 481 289 155 37
251 I'm sorry, but the restroom is for customer use only. 1.4754 0.03212 467 299 114 54
252 I’ll have a table ready for you as soon as you’ve found yourself. 1.4748 0.03096 476 299 128 49
253 Meaning of life? No. But I can tell you the password for our free Wi-Fi. 1.4736 0.03007 473 291 140 42
254 It's not what I expected either. 1.4735 0.03076 471 294 131 46
255 I'm sorry. Your reservation is for K2. This is Mount Everest. 1.4733 0.03158 469 298 120 51
256 I'm sorry, but the restroom is for customer use only. 1.4722 0.03249 468 304 107 57
257 James. Search party of one. 1.4717 0.03128 460 289 125 46
258 A wise man would've made a reservation. 1.4713 0.03389 418 269 101 48
259 Sorry, we're closed for a private event tonight. 1.4711 0.03271 450 290 108 52
260 Sorry. The vegan place is one mountain peak over. 1.4707 0.03256 461 299 107 55
261 Sorry, we don’t allow walk-ups. 1.4705 0.03248 457 295 109 53
262 Can you announce that the red Jag's headlights are on? 1.4703 0.03183 455 289 118 48
263 The secret to happiness? Early reservations. 1.4702 0.03132 453 284 125 44
264 Sorry, I gave away your table, you’re two hours late…we’re on Mountain time. 1.4689 0.03224 450 288 113 49
265 Nowadays, everything happens in the cloud. 1.4689 0.03224 450 288 113 49
266 Sorry, I'm afraid the restroom is for customers only. 1.4674 0.03282 445 288 106 51
267 You are on the right path but your search for public rest rooms does not end here. 1.4674 0.03188 445 282 118 45
268 I’m sorry. I cannot enlighten you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4671 0.03225 441 281 114 46
269 Did you guys find a blue Mets hat I left here last week? 1.4671 0.03241 441 282 112 47
270 One,with a view. 1.4671 0.03781 304 190 86 28
271 I'm sorry sir, but the restrooms are for customer use only 1.4658 0.03336 438 286 100 52
272 We can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4658 0.03240 438 280 112 46
273 They come for enlightenment but stay for the coffee. 1.4658 0.03041 438 268 136 34
274 The reservations you seek have been inside you all along 1.4656 0.03152 436 273 123 40
275 Do you take Discover card? 1.4651 0.03248 415 261 115 39
276 Welcome to the Hard Rock Café. 1.4650 0.03428 400 258 98 44
277 I'm sorry, it appears your reservation is for our location in Nepal. 1.4640 0.03278 431 277 108 46
278 Of course it's mountain grown! 1.4640 0.03229 431 274 114 43
279 We can only seat you when the rest of your party ascends. 1.4639 0.03256 429 274 111 44
280 you're just in time for high tea. 1.4637 0.03216 427 270 116 41
281 Is it a table that you seek? 1.4637 0.03301 427 275 106 46
282 Sorry - restrooms are for customers only. 1.4619 0.03374 420 274 98 48
283 I’m afraid we’re all out of enlightenment, but we do still have a little insight. 1.4619 0.03219 420 265 116 39
284 We offer food for thought. 1.4619 0.03237 420 266 114 40
285 I had a table for four but I'm the only one who made it. 1.4619 0.03272 420 268 110 42
286 She's parking. 1.4614 0.03376 414 269 99 46
287 We serve food for thought. 1.4612 0.03246 412 260 114 38
288 The Sherpa's Pie comes highly recommended. 1.4608 0.03196 421 265 118 38
289 And then I thought, "Sure I know the meaning of life but, how can I capitalize on that?" 1.4602 0.03335 415 268 103 44
290 I found just offering spiritual messages wasn’t bringing in the crowds 1.4602 0.03174 415 259 121 35
291 And all this time I thought it was lonely at the top. 1.4602 0.03370 415 270 99 46
292 You don't need a reservation, because existentially, there is no you. 1.4602 0.03455 415 275 89 51
293 Unfortunately, the reservation will now only be for one. 1.4599 0.03376 411 267 99 45
294 Sorry, we're closed for a private event. 1.4591 0.03389 403 261 99 43
295 Sorry. You’re 10 minutes late. We canceled your reservation. 1.4579 0.03437 404 265 93 46
296 Let me guess: the Mile High Club isn’t what you thought 1.4566 0.03406 403 263 96 44
297 But I thought not having any reservations was the point! 1.4566 0.03333 403 259 104 40
298 No menu, but we have whatever you’re looking for. 1.4566 0.03182 403 251 120 32
299 We only serve social climbers. 1.4566 0.03583 403 273 76 54
300 You must discover your own truth. I can only guide you to your table. 1.4564 0.03364 401 259 101 41
301 It's my restaurant. You have two more questions. 1.4559 0.03312 397 253 107 37
302 Right now, the wait is Eternal. 1.4548 0.03252 387 242 114 31
303 Hello and welcome to Heaven’s Cafe. You are either dead or a really good climber. 1.4545 0.03057 396 240 132 24
304 I'm sorry--we don't accept climb-ins. 1.4543 0.03291 394 250 109 35
305 The wait is an eternity. 1.4543 0.03438 383 248 96 39
306 So you're saying I do have to go back and get the actual parking ticket before you can validate? 1.4541 0.03243 392 246 114 32
307 I can't seat you until your search party arrives. 1.4541 0.03322 392 250 106 36
308 You better hurry, Happiness Hour ends in twenty minutes. 1.4521 0.03274 376 235 112 29
309 Not in lederhosen you're not. 1.4514 0.03649 350 230 82 38
310 Nothingness. Nothingness is the Wi-Fi password. 1.4509 0.03395 377 242 100 35
311 Hi, I'm here for high tea. 1.4503 0.03423 382 248 96 38
312 Party of one? Sir our philosophy is that we're *all* one. But it'll still be a twenty-minute wait. 1.4500 0.03476 380 249 91 40
313 Sorry, the bathroom is for customers only. 1.4500 0.03516 380 251 87 42
314 Sorry Sir, the bathroom is for customers only. 1.4496 0.03669 367 247 75 45
315 Donner, party of...one 1.4495 0.03700 376 257 69 50
316 Grande Enlightenment? For here or to go? 1.4495 0.03421 376 243 97 36
317 I'm picking up an order to go. 1.4495 0.03543 376 249 85 42
318 High Tea is our specialty. 1.4492 0.03285 374 235 110 29
319 No. Just a burger and fries. I’ve already found the meaning of life. 1.4492 0.03434 374 242 96 36
320 Can you make me one with everything? 1.4492 0.03637 374 252 76 46
321 How can you not take walk-ins? 1.4492 0.03392 374 240 100 34
322 The Shangri-lattes are actually pretty good. 1.4485 0.03360 379 243 102 34
323 We're only taking applications online. 1.4480 0.03385 375 241 100 34
324 Welcome to the Falling Rock Cafe. A table should be opening up any minute. 1.4477 0.03503 373 245 89 39
325 Today we have a special eight-course fasting menu. 1.4477 0.03334 373 237 105 31
326 I'm sorry, but your entire party must be present in the moment before you can be seated." 1.4474 0.03537 371 245 86 40
327 I need to change my reservation from four people to one. 1.4474 0.03411 371 239 98 34
328 There is no better companion than solitude, nonetheless your entire party must be present to be seated. 1.4474 0.03411 371 239 98 34
329 Enlightenment for one? 1.4474 0.03557 371 246 84 41
330 Sorry, the rest of my party is belayed. 1.4474 0.03598 371 248 80 43
331 Yes, you've reached enlightenment. Do you have a reservation? 1.4474 0.03557 371 246 84 41
332 Table for Tao? 1.4474 0.03496 371 243 90 38
333 We can only seat you in the present. 1.4472 0.03418 360 230 99 31
334 Congratulations you've reached enlightenment. Unfortunately, we're booked through March. 1.4472 0.03467 369 240 93 36
335 Seriously? You don't have ANY vegan options? 1.4469 0.03350 367 233 104 30
336 I'm sorry sir, no climb-ins. 1.4469 0.03437 367 237 96 34
337 A table with a view, please. 1.4469 0.03502 367 240 90 37
338 It’s nouveau Himalayan farm to table fare with a twist. 1.4469 0.03327 367 232 106 29
339 Sorry, our barista is off today but we do have instant karma. 1.4457 0.03514 359 234 90 35
340 How many reincarnations until I get a seat? 1.4453 0.03488 375 247 89 39
341 Reservations are mandatory, yet unnecessary. 1.4451 0.03669 364 246 74 44
342 Carry out? 1.4451 0.03368 364 232 102 30
343 I'm sorry, but I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.4451 0.03522 364 239 88 37
344 "The restrooms are around back...Him-alayas for men; Her-alayas for women. 1.4451 0.03413 364 234 98 32
345 We all have reservations. 1.4451 0.03543 364 240 86 38
346 Beats me pal. I've been waiting for a table for a long time. 1.4451 0.03500 364 238 90 36
347 I thought the point was to have no reservations? 1.4448 0.03358 362 230 103 29
348 If you have reservations, you do not belong here, my son. 1.4444 0.03550 360 237 86 37
349 Take a hike. 1.4444 0.03636 360 241 78 41
350 the new owners were generous enough to keep me on as a greeter 1.4444 0.03384 351 222 102 27
351 Table with a view? 1.4444 0.03462 360 233 94 33
352 First you must free yourself from want. Then you can have a table. 1.4441 0.03291 358 224 109 25
353 Let me enlighten you - we're fully booked and the wait list is full. 1.4434 0.03642 309 197 87 25
354 Meditating or non-meditating? 1.4432 0.03353 352 222 104 26
355 Sorry, the bathrooms are for paying customers only 1.4426 0.03764 357 245 66 46
356 I am sorry to inform you, but we are booked until the end of time. 1.4426 0.03680 357 241 74 42
357 Sorry. We only accept social climbers. 1.4426 0.03680 357 241 74 42
358 I didn't have a reservation either. It's a long wait. 1.4423 0.03541 355 233 87 35
359 Excuse me, are you the Mântra d’ ? 1.4423 0.03541 355 233 87 35
360 Trust me....you’ll know when your table is available.... 1.4422 0.03417 346 220 99 27
361 Party of oneness? 1.4419 0.03600 353 234 82 37
362 You should have booked, it's peak time. 1.4416 0.03593 351 232 83 36
363 May I see your take out menu. 1.4416 0.03524 351 229 89 33
364 The seeker without reservations is unready. 1.4416 0.03524 351 229 89 33
365 Does the gentleman have a tie? 1.4415 0.03542 342 222 89 31
366 What? There's an elevator! 1.4415 0.03638 342 226 81 35
367 You're late. 1.4412 0.03629 340 224 82 34
368 The secret is to get here early. 1.4401 0.03782 309 203 76 30
369 Perhaps next time you'll seek the inner wisdom of making a reservation? 1.4397 0.03568 348 229 85 34
370 What is the sound of one guest waiting? 1.4397 0.03474 348 225 93 30
371 Nobody is answering your phone. I just wanted to cancel my reservation. 1.4393 0.03536 346 226 88 32
372 How did you hear about us? 1.4392 0.03794 337 229 68 40
373 Are you seeking wisdom or breakfast? 1.4386 0.03467 342 220 94 28
374 Yes. We only use Himalayan salt. 1.4386 0.03492 342 221 92 29
375 Enlightenment is the next peak. This is the café area. 1.4386 0.03565 342 224 86 32
376 I have a table available at 10,000 feet. 1.4370 0.03572 341 224 85 32
377 Yes, we have wi-fi. 1.4366 0.03611 339 224 82 33
378 we specialize in haute cuisine . 1.4366 0.03513 339 220 90 29
379 I'm sorry but we do not take walk-ins. 1.4366 0.03753 339 230 70 39
380 A reservation about what? 1.4366 0.03753 339 230 70 39
381 Could I have a brownie to go? Inner piece please. 1.4366 0.03776 339 231 68 40
382 We can’t seat you until your entire party arrives! 1.4366 0.03611 339 224 82 33
383 About a 15 minute wait. You get 2 more questions. 1.4362 0.03722 337 227 73 37
384 Larry, can you break character for five seconds and respond if you're bowling with us tonight? 1.4358 0.03714 335 225 74 36
385 They told me the food here was divine. 1.4354 0.03480 333 214 93 26
386 Please use the entrance located on the other side of the mountain. 1.4338 0.03772 325 219 71 35
387 The secret? The secret! Location! Location! Location! 1.4333 0.03655 330 219 79 32
388 Do you have a table with a view? 1.4333 0.03527 330 214 89 27
389 Most people just use the valet parking. 1.4333 0.03474 330 212 93 25
390 True enlightenment comes with an 18 percent surcharge. 1.4330 0.03886 291 193 70 28
391 Finally, I ate the right mushrooms! 1.4329 0.03746 328 221 72 35
392 Why didn't you take the elevator, like everyone else? 1.4329 0.03721 328 220 74 34
393 I yodeled my reservation. 1.4321 0.03677 324 215 78 31
394 Seriously?!? I looked like you when I started waiting for a table. 1.4321 0.03754 324 218 72 34
395 If you can hang on another minute, our sherpa will be able to seat you. 1.4321 0.03518 324 209 90 25
396 I'm sorry, Sir, we can't seat you until all members of your search party have arrived. 1.4321 0.03754 324 218 72 34
397 The wifi code is: ooooooom. 1.4321 0.03598 324 212 84 28
398 We have free wifi but inner peace is extra. 1.4321 0.03703 324 216 76 32
399 If you have reservations you’re in the wrong place. 1.4321 0.03435 324 206 96 22
400 Look within and you will find that you already know the Wi-Fi password. 1.4317 0.03450 322 205 95 22
401 Mindfulness was last year's trend. We focus on omega-3's. 1.4299 0.03512 321 207 90 24
402 Your reservation is for tomorrow evening. 1.4299 0.03830 321 219 66 36
403 I’m sorry, your reservation is for NEXT Thursday. 1.4299 0.03930 321 223 58 40
404 I'm the maitre d'eity. Do you have a reservation? 1.4299 0.03621 321 211 82 28
405 Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4299 0.03804 321 218 68 35
406 I can't seat you until all of your party is here. 1.4295 0.03668 305 199 81 25
407 You must leave behind all reservations. 1.4295 0.03796 319 216 69 34
408 True wisdom involves making a reservation well in advance 1.4295 0.03637 319 210 81 28
409 Total Enlightenment for one please. 1.4295 0.03744 319 214 73 32
410 I need to change my reservation from two to one. 1.4286 0.03696 315 209 77 29
411 Sorry, but even offpeak, reservations are required. 1.4286 0.03471 315 201 93 21
412 Welcome to the Karma Cafe, where you get your just desserts! 1.4286 0.03840 308 208 68 32
413 The secret to life - who knows. The secret to getting a reservation is $20. 1.4281 0.03657 313 206 80 27
414 you're just in time for high tea. 1.4281 0.03795 313 211 70 32
415 My advice for a long and happy life is to not order the crabcakes. 1.4281 0.03685 313 207 78 28
416 I’m not sure about the meaning of life, but, the salmon en croute is to die for. 1.4281 0.03768 313 210 72 31
417 Yes, my son. The secret of life is to make a reservation. 1.4276 0.03616 304 197 84 23
418 Restrooms are for patrons only. 1.4276 0.03791 304 203 72 29
419 Nope, stir-fry and wi-fi. Enlightenment is two mountains to your right. 1.4276 0.03799 290 191 74 25
420 Yes, we have free Wi-Fi. You can ask two more questions. 1.4263 0.04014 312 219 53 40
421 Come back when you have no reservations. 1.4263 0.03720 312 208 75 29
422 I'm afraid you can't be seated until the rest of your party arrives. 1.4263 0.03665 312 206 79 27
423 The oxygen bar is just around the back 1.4263 0.03748 312 209 73 30
424 Sorry, serenity is for customers only. 1.4263 0.03748 312 209 73 30
425 You have to achieve inner peace...and have a reservation 1.4263 0.03521 312 201 89 22
426 I’m sorry, this place is strictly for social climbers. 1.4263 0.03830 312 212 67 33
427 Do you have a table for Tao? 1.4258 0.03709 310 206 76 28
428 I reserved a table for zen 1.4258 0.03820 310 210 68 32
429 I can not seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4258 0.03928 310 214 60 36
430 No, the Oracle is one peak over. This is Nirvana. 1.4258 0.03737 310 207 74 29
431 I’m here to pick up an order. 1.4258 0.03737 310 207 74 29
432 I'm afraid a couple members of our party have dropped out. 1.4253 0.03698 308 204 77 27
433 I'm sorry, your reservation appears to have been made at our other location. 1.4253 0.03810 308 208 69 31
434 About 30 minutes. You have two more questions. 1.4253 0.03893 308 211 63 34
435 Welcome to The Terrace. My name is Bob and I'll be your guru today. 1.4253 0.03669 308 203 79 26
436 It's an upscale restaurant. 1.4248 0.03714 306 203 76 27
437 You want some wisdom, here's some wisdom: make a reservation in advance. 1.4243 0.03673 304 200 79 25
438 Welcome. Today’s special is Food for Thought. 1.4243 0.03761 304 203 73 28
439 True enlightenment is instantaneous, but a seating is two weeks in advance. 1.4243 0.03732 304 202 75 27
440 Open your mind and a table will follow. 1.4243 0.03761 304 203 73 28
441 You want mountain grown coffee, we got mountain grown coffee. 1.4243 0.03613 304 198 83 23
442 Smith, party of zen. 1.4243 0.03846 304 206 67 31
443 Nothing available on this floor but we have tables open on a higher plane. 1.4219 0.03815 301 203 69 29
444 Do you do take out? 1.4218 0.03850 294 198 68 28
445 Everybody here is already high. 1.4218 0.03850 294 198 68 28
446 When are your peak hours? 1.4214 0.03714 299 198 76 25
447 Because these days coffee sells better than wisdom. 1.4209 0.03881 297 202 65 30
448 Ohming or non-ohming? 1.4209 0.03881 297 202 65 30
449 I'm afraid I can't seat you until the rest of your party summits. 1.4209 0.03792 297 199 71 27
450 The "meaning of life" sounded so much better than "catch of the day." 1.4203 0.03779 295 197 72 26
451 Live life without reservations - but don't complain about the wait. 1.4203 0.03592 295 191 84 20
452 I really don't know the meaning of life, but I do know you need a tie and jacket to get in here. 1.4203 0.03624 295 192 82 21
453 The question isn't WHAT is the wifi password, but WHY. 1.4198 0.03797 293 196 71 26
454 Come for the advice, stay for dinner. 1.4198 0.03640 293 191 81 21
455 The reservation you seek lies within you 1.4198 0.03797 293 196 71 26
456 Or is it the reservation that has you? 1.4198 0.03735 293 194 75 24
457 We added food to make the advice more palatable. 1.4198 0.03766 293 195 73 25
458 Get in line, buddy... I've been waiting 27 years for a table at this place. 1.4198 0.03918 293 200 63 30
459 Welcome to Shangri-Latte. 1.4195 0.03870 298 203 65 30
460 Let me enlighten you--try calling ahead next time. 1.4192 0.03657 291 190 80 21
461 Could i have a slice of pie to go? Inner piece please 1.4192 0.03657 291 190 80 21
462 The wait for the next table will be an eternity... 1.4192 0.03815 291 195 70 26
463 There is no shortage of tables - there is however a shortage of worthy patrons. 1.4181 0.03591 287 185 84 18
464 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire party is present. 1.4179 0.03921 280 189 65 26
465 What is the sound of no seats available? 1.4172 0.03976 290 200 59 31
466 How else was I supposed to make a living with a major in philosophy? 1.4172 0.03760 290 193 73 24
467 The restroom is for customers only. 1.4172 0.04036 290 202 55 33
468 Name’s Brown, I have a revelation for 7:30. 1.4172 0.03760 290 193 73 24
469 Yes, I have reservations, but I came anyway 1.4172 0.03946 290 199 61 30
470 I'm sorry, your reservation was for our other location. 1.4172 0.03916 290 198 63 29
471 The food is good but the prices are a little steep. 1.4172 0.03696 290 191 77 22
472 Of course I have reservations, but I came anyway. 1.4170 0.03923 283 192 64 27
473 Well, I'll be damned! Look who just showed up out of thin air! 1.4167 0.03904 288 196 64 28
474 We'll be happy to seat you once your entire party has arrived. 1.4167 0.03842 288 194 68 26
475 About half an hour. You can wait at the bar if you don't mind the climb. 1.4167 0.03966 288 198 60 30
476 There is wisdom in calling ahead. 1.4167 0.03746 288 191 74 23
477 You see? The wifi password was inside you all along. 1.4167 0.03873 288 195 66 27
478 I see no reservations in your future. 1.4167 0.03810 288 193 70 25
479 I'm from Starbucks. We would like to buy you out. 1.4164 0.03974 281 192 61 28
480 As you travel through life, it's good to have reservations. 1.4161 0.03665 286 187 79 20
481 Unfortunately, I’m unable to grant you eternal wisdom until the rest of your party arrives. 1.4161 0.03829 286 192 69 25
482 Nirvana ? Next peak over. This is the Enlightenment Cafe. 1.4161 0.03861 286 193 67 26
483 Like you, I set out confident, determined, and without reservation. We are both fools. 1.4161 0.03892 286 194 65 27
484 Is the fish fresh? 1.4161 0.03797 286 191 71 24
485 Pick up for Jerry? 1.4161 0.04077 286 200 53 33
486 Yes, we have a dress code. You get two more questions. 1.4155 0.03943 284 194 62 28
487 Can I see a menu first? 1.4155 0.03912 284 193 64 27
488 I originally reserved a table for 3 but...well, you know how that goes, right? 1.4155 0.03682 284 186 78 20
489 The current wait time for a table is infinitesimally short and yet eternal. 1.4155 0.04037 284 197 56 31
490 I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.4152 0.03800 289 194 70 25
491 These people made reservations one past life in advance 1.4149 0.03963 282 193 61 28
492 Is that to stay or to go? 1.4149 0.03734 282 186 75 21
493 So, enlightenment for one then. 1.4149 0.03801 282 188 71 23
494 No, we’re showing that you’ve booked a table for Tuesday of NEXT week. 1.4149 0.03899 282 191 65 26
495 If you have a reservation you're not ready. 1.4149 0.03995 282 194 59 29
496 I'm sorry we don't take walk ups." 1.4149 0.03834 282 189 69 24
497 The food is good, if you don't mind the steep prices. 1.4149 0.03834 282 189 69 24
498 The answer has always been coffee. 1.4134 0.03757 283 188 73 22
499 They’re having breakfast. You have two more questions. 1.4124 0.03876 274 184 67 23
500 Would it be ok if I just use your restroom? 1.4122 0.03992 279 192 59 28
501 So sorry for your loss,but we don't seat incomplete parties. 1.4122 0.04024 279 193 57 29
502 Every million years a little bird comes to the mountain and carries away in its beak a tiny grain of sand. When the mountain is leveled, not one instant of eternity will have ended, but we'll be able to seat you. 1.4122 0.03992 279 192 59 28
503 No reservation, no secret to life. 1.4122 0.03655 279 182 79 18
504 If you are seeking a connection with the universe, I can give you the wifi password. 1.4116 0.03947 277 189 62 26
505 Feel free to hangout and I'll seat you when your search party of 4 arrives. 1.4116 0.03980 277 190 60 27
506 Bathroom for customers only. 1.4116 0.03980 277 190 60 27
507 All answers can be found with the purchase of a large cappuccino 1.4116 0.03707 277 182 76 19
508 We're having dinner. You have two more questions. 1.4116 0.03947 277 189 62 26
509 Do you have reservations, spiritual or otherwise? 1.4116 0.03672 277 181 78 18
510 You need a tie? 1.4116 0.03846 277 186 68 23
511 Sorry, our restrooms are for patrons only. 1.4116 0.04045 277 192 56 29
512 Happiness is a life without reservations. 1.4116 0.03913 277 188 64 25
513 I’m sorry sir. We don’t take walk-ins. 1.4116 0.03743 277 183 74 20
514 No sherpa, no service. 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
515 Sorry, but the meaning of life is for customers only. 1.4109 0.03865 275 185 67 23
516 My reservation was for yesterday? 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
517 You’ve come all this way, you can wait another twenty minutes. 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
518 I'd like a table for om please. 1.4109 0.03796 275 183 71 21
519 My name is Charles, and I'll be part of your altitude-induced hallucination this evening. 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
520 No reservation? Take a hike. 1.4109 0.03899 275 186 65 24
521 I can't seat you until your whole party becomes enlightened. 1.4109 0.03796 275 183 71 21
522 I can tell you the meaning of life, but you have to buy something to get the WiFi password 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
523 And then it hit me that this could be so much more than just a SPIRITUAL plateau! 1.4109 0.03761 275 182 73 20
524 My advice is not to eat here. 1.4109 0.03899 275 186 65 24
525 Yes, time is an illusion, but we really only have two tables. 1.4109 0.03725 275 181 75 19
526 Sorry, you're looking for the Starbucks on K2. 1.4103 0.03850 273 183 68 22
527 A word to the wise, it's not your prices that are too high. 1.4103 0.03707 273 179 76 18
528 The only question I ever get anymore is what the wireless password is. 1.4103 0.03919 273 185 64 24
529 Clam chowder. You now have two more questions. 1.4103 0.03779 273 181 72 20
530 Sorry. The rest room is for paying customers only. 1.4103 0.04021 273 188 58 27
531 Some who come seek enlightenment; others seek a caramel macchiato and free wi-fi. 1.4103 0.03919 273 185 64 24
532 Sorry, but we can't seat you until your whole party is here 1.4103 0.03987 273 187 60 26
533 Yes. The fortune cookie was meant to be ironic. 1.4103 0.03743 273 180 74 19
534 No, we don't take Discover. 1.4103 0.03919 273 185 64 24
535 We don't seat until your whole party is omnipresent. 1.4103 0.04054 273 189 56 28
536 There's a 10,000-foot wait. 1.4103 0.03953 273 186 62 25
537 Yeah, our special is pretty much always goat. 1.4096 0.03798 271 180 71 20
538 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4091 0.04257 264 187 46 31
539 Can I sit at the bar and still achieve total consciousness? 1.4089 0.03924 269 182 64 23
540 Can I get take out? -- my wife's in the car... 1.4089 0.03924 269 182 64 23
541 No one knows what tomorrow holds but I do see a thirty minute wait in your future. 1.4089 0.03817 269 179 70 20
542 Sorry, we're closed for a private event. 1.4089 0.04097 269 187 54 28
543 The takeout window is around back. 1.4089 0.03853 269 180 68 21
544 Waiting time is infinite 1.4082 0.03836 267 178 69 20
545 Do you have cloud access? 1.4082 0.04085 267 185 55 27
546 Sorry, this is the Karma Cafe. Nirvana is one mountain over. 1.4082 0.03944 267 181 63 23
547 How much for just enlightenment? 1.4082 0.03980 267 182 61 24
548 The reservation was for two but now it’s just me. 1.4082 0.04220 267 189 47 31
549 I'm sorry. You'll have to come up the other side. This is an exit only! 1.4081 0.03962 272 186 61 25
550 Can I enlighten you about today's specials? 1.4067 0.03861 268 180 67 21
551 The entrance is on the other side of the mountain. 1.4067 0.03861 268 180 67 21
552 Lesson #1: Make a reservation. 1.4067 0.03825 268 179 69 20
553 Don't worry, my son, perhaps you'll be reincarnated as someone with a reservation. 1.4067 0.03933 268 182 63 23
554 Sorry, no walk-ins. 1.4060 0.04094 266 185 54 27
555 Sorry, I have no awareness of your reservation. 1.4060 0.03807 266 177 70 19
556 Our dress code requires long pants and a tie 1.4060 0.03769 266 176 72 18
557 Contrary to most Yelp reviews, there is enough atmosphere. 1.4060 0.03693 266 174 76 16
558 We can't seat you until your whole party arrives. 1.4060 0.03989 266 182 60 24
559 Sorry, we're all out of enlightenment, but the fish tacos are great. 1.4060 0.03769 266 176 72 18
560 Anything without a view? 1.4053 0.04045 264 182 57 25
561 Which would you prefer: speaking or non-speaking? 1.4053 0.03788 264 175 71 18
562 Restrooms are for patrons only. 1.4053 0.03974 264 180 61 23
563 I heard this place was above and beyond. 1.4053 0.03900 264 178 65 21
564 Sorry; I'm just waiting for a table. 1.4053 0.03974 264 180 61 23
565 There is no truth without reservations. 1.4052 0.04026 269 186 57 26
566 Sorry, living on a higher plane now requires reservations. 1.4046 0.03921 262 177 64 21
567 We have reservations about many things in this world. But, unfortunately, none for you. 1.4038 0.04016 260 178 59 23
568 Does it look like I have a window seat? 1.4038 0.04053 260 179 57 24
569 Is that all there is? 1.4038 0.04053 260 179 57 24
570 We're serving now, but enlightenment doesn't start until 9:00. 1.4038 0.03708 260 170 75 15
571 You could try the next peak ... they might have a table ... 1.4038 0.03998 265 182 59 24
572 You came all the way back up here to get your parking validated? 1.4032 0.03938 253 170 64 19
573 I have some reservations. 1.4032 0.03858 253 168 68 17
574 Your final destination - the fabled Shangri-latte. 1.4031 0.04074 258 178 56 24
575 Welcome to Shangri-Latte. 1.4023 0.04097 256 177 55 24
576 Our special today is an individual pizza with one topping, or we can make you one with everything. 1.4023 0.04059 256 176 57 23
577 Ask yourself if 'your table is ready'. 1.4023 0.03891 261 176 65 20
578 Could your chef make me one with everything? 1.4016 0.04268 254 180 46 28
579 Enlightenment was easy. A successful three-star bistro in the Himalayas with no wi-fi connection, not so much. 1.4016 0.04119 254 176 54 24
580 The food sucks, but the view is great. 1.4016 0.03846 254 169 68 17
581 Uber Eats, pickup for Gary 1.4016 0.04043 254 174 58 22
582 Donner, party of...one 1.4008 0.04306 242 170 47 25
583 Of course the fish is fresh. 1.4008 0.04266 242 169 49 24
584 What they all come here for is not the food or the wisdom, but the cell phone reception 1.4008 0.03906 252 169 65 18
585 No, that's not the sound of one hand clapping. It's the cappuccino machine. 1.4008 0.04065 252 173 57 22
586 Forty, forty-five minutes. 1.4008 0.04180 252 176 51 25
587 It was too lonely at the top. 1.4008 0.04026 252 172 59 21
588 One is not a party. 1.4008 0.03947 252 170 63 19
589 May I see your carry-out menu? 1.4000 0.04482 220 154 44 22
590 Take-out order for Steve? 1.4000 0.03992 255 174 60 21
591 I'm sorry, this level of enlightenment is full. 1.4000 0.03834 255 170 68 17
592 Inner peace or internet? 1.3984 0.03995 251 171 60 20
593 Yes, sometimes suffering is caused by desire, but often it’s just low blood sugar. 1.3984 0.04074 251 173 56 22
594 I received a text that my table is ready 1.3984 0.04152 251 175 52 24
595 How's the pie in the sky? 1.3984 0.04011 246 167 60 19
596 The wait only exists in your mind. It's also 45 minutes. 1.3976 0.04175 249 174 51 24
597 I can't seat you until your whole party is here. 1.3976 0.03852 249 166 67 16
598 Oh, its Om _mani_padme_hum_2.4G; password "nirvana4u2", all lower case. 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
599 So sorry but we're fully enlightened tonight. 1.3976 0.03852 249 166 67 16
600 The Wi-Fi password is, "Enlightenment." You have two more questions. 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
601 I've found that the greatest wisdom lies in serving others. 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
602 I'm sorry, 13,000 ft is full, you can try at our 14,000 ft location. 1.3976 0.04017 249 170 59 20
603 We don't accept climb-ins. 1.3976 0.04017 249 170 59 20
604 You will be seated in your next life. 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
605 I know I originally made a reservation for three but they fell through on me. 1.3976 0.03767 249 164 71 14
606 What’s the special? 1.3976 0.03976 249 169 61 19
607 We can seat you in two reincarnations. 1.3968 0.04238 247 174 48 25
608 Not unless there's a coat and tie in that backpack. 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
609 I placed an order to go 1.3968 0.03915 247 166 64 17
610 I've cancelled your reservation. It's Karma. 1.3968 0.03998 247 168 60 19
611 The secret of life? Try the risotto 1.3968 0.03915 247 166 64 17
612 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3968 0.04039 247 169 58 20
613 If by "enlightenment" you mean "free Wi-Fi"...yeah, we've got that. 1.3968 0.03830 247 164 68 15
614 Now I have a question for you. Do you know the meaning of a "reservation"? 1.3968 0.04159 247 172 52 23
615 You must first seek to understand why you want a table for one. 1.3968 0.03830 247 164 68 15
616 Sorry - restrooms are for customers only. 1.3968 0.04199 247 173 50 24
617 Let me guess... You don't have a reservation. 1.3968 0.03915 247 166 64 17
618 Reservation for oneness... 1.3968 0.04120 247 171 54 22
619 So they weren't being hyperbolic when they said it would take an act of God to get a reservation? 1.3960 0.04161 250 175 51 24
620 You know we have an elevator? 1.3959 0.04020 245 167 59 19
621 Yes, the ‘answer’ is coffee. 1.3959 0.04102 245 169 55 21
622 Want some words of wisdom? Next time make a reservation. 1.3959 0.04102 245 169 55 21
623 You're sure it was a 'transcendental' reservation? 1.3959 0.03893 245 164 65 16
624 Realtors are already calling it the "upper upper west side." 1.3956 0.04221 225 154 53 18
625 You must have no reservations. 1.3951 0.04084 243 167 56 20
626 You wanna know the true meaning of eternity? Try waiting for a table here. 1.3951 0.03957 243 164 62 17
627 We're booked, but they might have a table available at 11,000 feet. 1.3942 0.03891 241 161 65 15
628 Available table? Perhaps in your next life. 1.3942 0.04149 241 167 53 21
629 Sorry but I cannot seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3942 0.04352 241 172 43 26
630 Can I get my enlightenment to go? 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
631 The secret to a meaningful existence is to live without reservations. 1.3942 0.04231 241 169 49 23
632 Sorry, we've been booked solid since the Dalai Lama came. 1.3942 0.04022 241 164 59 18
633 No, I haven't seen Him, but you're welcome to look around. 1.3942 0.04190 241 168 51 22
634 You're late. 1.3942 0.04272 241 170 47 24
635 It's a haute cuisine. The WiFi's up all of the time. You have one question left. 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
636 No reservations? Let me enlighten you. 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
637 I’ve been waiting for 3,000 years and I still can’t get a table. 1.3942 0.04107 241 166 55 20
638 No, my aoologies, The Goldman Bat Mitzvah is on Mount Everest. 1.3942 0.04231 241 169 49 23
639 Bad news: jacket and tie required. Good news: we have loaners down at the base camp. 1.3942 0.03979 241 163 61 17
640 Do you have a public restroom? 1.3942 0.04107 241 166 55 20
641 I'm sorry about the avalanche, but I can't seat you without the rest of your party. 1.3942 0.04190 241 168 51 22
642 They also came in search of enlightenment, but they stayed for the free WiFi. 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
643 Yes, we can make you one with everything. 1.3942 0.04392 241 173 41 27
644 I made a reservation in a past life. 1.3934 0.04312 244 174 44 26
645 No, this is an outdoor restaurant. The meaning of life guy is two peaks over. 1.3932 0.04279 234 164 48 22
646 So sorry, we don’t have take out. 1.3926 0.04135 242 168 53 21
647 We're booked into eternity. 1.3924 0.04111 237 163 55 19
648 What’s the secret of life? Also, what’s the Monday lunch special? 1.3924 0.03933 237 159 63 15
649 I'm no guru.They just won’t seat me until the rest of my party reincarnates. 1.3924 0.03887 237 158 65 14
650 I've come for high tea 1.3924 0.04154 237 164 53 20
651 Hey, at least we held our ground when they asked to put the word TRUMP on it. 1.3924 0.04239 237 166 49 22
652 I can't tell you the meaning of life, but since you're here, let me recommend the Himalayan goat salad. 1.3924 0.04023 237 161 59 17
653 Another social climber? 1.3924 0.04281 237 167 47 23
654 I thought heaven would be a lot higher up 1.3921 0.04191 227 156 53 18
655 Let me enlighten you, a reservation is required. 1.3915 0.04221 235 164 50 21
656 No, you should have gone right on 15th and Lexington. 1.3915 0.04348 235 167 44 24
657 Yeah, well now we're a Starbucks. What can I tell ya? Things change. 1.3915 0.04090 235 161 56 18
658 Enlightenment is found during happy hour. 1.3915 0.04090 235 161 56 18
659 Blame Yelp. 1.3915 0.03908 235 157 64 14
660 We’re a karma to table establishment. 1.3915 0.04134 235 162 54 19
661 Sorry, rest room's for patrons only. 1.3911 0.04489 225 161 40 24
662 How many are in your search party? 1.3908 0.04009 238 162 59 17
663 I was matre d' at several swanky places, but then I just hit a plateau. 1.3904 0.04357 228 161 45 22
664 For free enlightenment, enter the code on your receipt. 1.3898 0.03895 236 158 64 14
665 I'm sure they're "right behind you," but I still can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3898 0.04120 236 163 54 19
666 Not a restaurant. They're cardboard. I get lonely. 1.3889 0.04443 234 169 39 26
667 You're in luck, "The Meaning of Life" is today's special. 1.3889 0.04099 234 161 55 18
668 Sorry, they made reservations in their previous lives. 1.3889 0.04274 234 165 47 22
669 What was the name of your first pet? 1.3889 0.04559 198 138 43 17
670 We're booked for this lifetime. 1.3889 0.04009 234 159 59 16
671 I'm sorry, I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
672 It is wise to have a reservation. 1.3889 0.03963 234 158 61 15
673 I seek enlightenment. And maybe a burger. 1.3889 0.04054 234 160 57 17
674 The answer is good marketing 1.3889 0.04009 234 159 59 16
675 '"You reach enlightenment when you figure out our wi-fi password." 1.3889 0.03963 234 158 61 15
676 I’m sorry Mr. Donner, but unfortunately we can’t seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3889 0.04317 234 166 45 23
677 The entrance is on the other side. 1.3889 0.04884 198 144 31 23
678 No, I'm the maitre d'. Enlightenment can be found in the bar. 1.3889 0.04144 234 162 53 19
679 I'm sorry sir, Im afraid we have a strict policy of 'Toilets are for customers use only' 1.3889 0.04231 234 164 49 21
680 The journey is supposed to be the reward, but we do a great tiramisu. 1.3889 0.03916 234 157 63 14
681 People come for enlightenment, but stay for the atmosphere. 1.3889 0.04099 234 161 55 18
682 I'm sorry, I can't seat you until your entire search party has arrived. 1.3889 0.04724 198 141 37 20
683 I can't seat you until your entire party is here Mr. Donner. 1.3889 0.04359 234 167 43 24
684 I'm sorry. You want Chez Pyrenees. That's one peak over. 1.3889 0.04231 234 164 49 21
685 I hear the food is transcendent, but it takes forever to get a table. 1.3889 0.03963 234 158 61 15
686 Sorry, sir, but the bathrooms are for customers only. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
687 You're welcome to return during off-peak hours. 1.3889 0.04054 234 160 57 17
688 This is the best restaurant by a landslide. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
689 Yes, there is, but why not just find a bush, or a large rock. 1.3889 0.04401 234 168 41 25
690 Sorry. But I can't seat you until your entire party is here. 1.3889 0.04144 234 162 53 19
691 Come back when you have renounced all earthly desires. The food here is lousy. 1.3889 0.04236 216 148 52 16
692 I'd like to be seated now, the rest of my party's been belayed 1.3879 0.04168 232 161 52 19
693 Enlightenment is free. The coffee will cost you. 1.3879 0.03890 232 155 64 13
694 You're in luck! We have one table left, near the back entrance by the chairlift. 1.3879 0.04212 232 162 50 20
695 Wait time? Eternity. Shall I put you name on the list? 1.3879 0.04123 232 160 54 18
696 There’s an elevator! 1.3879 0.04168 232 161 52 19
697 Would it be okay if the reservation for two suddenly changed to a party of one? 1.3879 0.04212 232 162 50 20
698 Now that you mention it -- I do have reservations. 1.3879 0.04123 232 160 54 18
699 Is it locally sourced? 1.3879 0.04256 232 163 48 21
700 The bathroom is for customers only. 1.3878 0.04590 196 137 42 17
701 You mean I could have taken the elevator? 1.3872 0.04259 235 166 47 22
702 I'm sorry sir, but casual attire is not allowed here. 1.3872 0.04085 235 162 55 18
703 That's actually a typo - it's supposed to be "Menu" of life. 1.3870 0.04237 230 161 49 20
704 Of course there’s a wait! The food is divine. 1.3870 0.04101 230 158 55 17
705 Lose your inner reservations, friend, as I have lost yours. 1.3870 0.04101 230 158 55 17
706 Yeh, well, I’d rather be one with the universe than one without a reservation, smart guy. 1.3870 0.04101 230 158 55 17
707 We are fully booked through this life and the next. 1.3870 0.03911 230 154 63 13
708 Do you eat to live, or live to eat? 1.3870 0.03911 230 154 63 13
709 We can't seat you until your entire party arrives, sir. 1.3870 0.04282 230 162 47 21
710 Yes, this is the Third Level of Consciousness, but you still need a reservation. 1.3870 0.04192 230 160 51 19
711 There's a two hour wait, but then there really is no such thing as time. 1.3870 0.04282 230 162 47 21
712 Enlightenment doesn't pay the bills 1.3870 0.04192 230 160 51 19
713 So, you see, sometimes it is about the destination. 1.3867 0.04067 225 153 57 15
714 The table that you seek was with you all along... or I can just put you on the waitlist. 1.3863 0.03971 233 158 60 15
715 Are you seeking wisdom or our early-bird special? 1.3860 0.04124 228 157 54 17
716 Donner Party, table for 48 or 49. 1.3860 0.04396 228 163 42 23
717 The restrooms are for patrons only. 1.3860 0.04077 228 156 56 16
718 Do you have anything with a view? 1.3860 0.04396 228 163 42 23
719 I mostly get asked about the wifi password. 1.3860 0.04217 228 159 50 19
720 It is through life's disappointment where one can find truly lasting enlightenment and on that note, we're closed. 1.3860 0.04263 228 160 48 20
721 I'm sorry, but I can't enlighten you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3850 0.04148 226 156 53 17
722 If it is wisdom you seek, take my advice. DO NOT order the potstickers. 1.3850 0.03853 226 150 65 11
723 The secret to life? No. But I can tell you our wifi password. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
724 The Donner Party. We're not all here yet. 1.3850 0.04379 226 161 43 22
725 I didn’t realize I needed a reservation. Thank you for enlightening me. 1.3850 0.04052 226 154 57 15
726 No, I'm positive that your reservation is for next Friday. Sorry. 1.3850 0.04101 226 155 55 16
727 I don’t want to know the meaning of life , I just need to use the bathroom 1.3850 0.04334 226 160 45 21
728 No, you don't need a reservation, but you might have to wait an eternity to be seated. 1.3850 0.03904 226 151 63 12
729 Welcome to transcendental mastication; well worth the hike. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
730 Yes, this is the first level of heaven: coffee shop. 1.3850 0.04288 226 159 47 20
731 I forgot to tell you about the street entrance. 1.3850 0.04148 226 156 53 17
732 Will you be dining Zen or Al Fresco? 1.3850 0.03904 226 151 63 12
733 I’m sorry, we don’t accept walk-ins. 1.3850 0.04512 226 164 37 25
734 Go Ohm. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
735 My advice is don't order anything heavy. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
736 Sorry, enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3850 0.04334 226 160 45 21
737 Until I transcend the prison of selfhood? Could I just sit at the bar? 1.3839 0.04125 224 154 54 16
738 You will wait many years for a table. I have yet to be seated. 1.3839 0.04076 224 153 56 15
739 It's a table for just one now. 1.3839 0.03926 224 150 62 12
740 I agree, it does seem odd that we'd be known for our pastrami, but wait until you taste it. 1.3839 0.04361 224 159 44 21
741 That is why we ask patrons to make off-peak reservations 1.3829 0.04341 222 157 45 20
742 Wi-Fi's spotty, but the coffee's locally sourced. 1.3829 0.04050 222 151 57 14
743 I'm sorry, you'll have to leave your backpack at the base of the mountain. 1.3829 0.04149 222 153 53 16
744 "No, sorry. This is 'Serenity'. You want 'Enlightenment', next mountain over. 1.3829 0.04246 222 155 49 18
745 You’ll need a dress jacket! 1.3829 0.04100 222 152 55 15
746 He who eats in high places should not expect low prices. 1.3829 0.03948 222 149 61 12
747 Our special today is the meaning of life. 1.3829 0.04246 222 155 49 18
748 I am sorry, but we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3829 0.04294 222 156 47 19
749 Your breakfast has been inside you all along. 1.3829 0.04341 222 157 45 20
750 do you have a togo menu? 1.3829 0.03948 222 149 61 12
751 Sorry, sir, we don't do take out. 1.3829 0.04149 222 153 53 16
752 Sorry, no walk-ins. 1.3827 0.04526 196 137 43 16
753 I can't offer you enlightenment, but we do have free wi-fi. 1.3827 0.04409 196 135 47 14
754 I'm am sorry. You'll need a collared shirt. 1.3819 0.04362 199 137 48 14
755 I'm afraid your reservation was for next weekend. 1.3819 0.04477 199 139 44 16
756 We are a mirage. You are actually in an elevator in New Jersey. 1.3818 0.04462 220 158 40 22
757 The secret of happiness is a reservation. 1.3818 0.04174 220 152 52 16
758 Of course I have reservations—I’m not certain of amything 1.3816 0.04616 207 149 37 21
759 I guess this means I'm on the wrong path? 1.3814 0.04136 215 147 54 14
760 Enlightenment and WiFi are for customers only. 1.3803 0.04469 213 152 41 20
761 They used the elevator. That's how. 1.3796 0.04375 216 153 44 19
762 I am sorry, but we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3796 0.04472 216 155 40 21
763 For a table? About 20 minutes. For enlightenment? Much longer. 1.3796 0.04121 216 148 54 14
764 I’m sorry to hear about your climbing buddies but we cannot seat incomplete parties. 1.3796 0.04520 216 156 38 22
765 Enlightenment is a dish best served high. 1.3796 0.04173 216 149 52 15
766 Our rest rooms are for customers only. 1.3796 0.04325 216 152 46 18
767 Sorry, cash only. 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
768 For here or to go? 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
769 Sorry, but the secret of life is to call ahead and make reservations. 1.3796 0.04567 216 157 36 23
770 Are you a social climber also? 1.3796 0.04325 216 152 46 18
771 It turns out the big question on everyone's mind was where could they get a good cup of coffee. 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
772 Enlightenment or brunch? 1.3796 0.04224 216 150 50 16
773 The meaning of life is the next mountain over. I serve the world's best cup of coffee. 1.3796 0.04375 216 153 44 19
774 Imagine that you have a reservation. 1.3796 0.04224 216 150 50 16
775 Do you seek enlightenment or the free wi-fi? 1.3790 0.04426 219 157 41 21
776 I’d like a table with a view please. 1.3790 0.04282 219 154 47 18
777 Yes, it's the first door on the left at the base camp. 1.3790 0.03925 219 147 61 11
778 Next time, you might want to use the cable car on the other side. 1.3790 0.04282 219 154 47 18
779 I don’t care about the meaning of life. I just want to know if you take American Express. 1.3790 0.04082 219 150 55 14
780 Yes, we have sage tea. 1.3790 0.03978 219 148 59 12
781 I can give you the answer to the meaning of life or give you a table by the window. You decide. 1.3790 0.04030 219 149 57 13
782 So this is what high society looks like 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
783 What's today's special? 1.3790 0.04233 219 153 49 17
784 Life is suffering, but I could seat you at the bar. 1.3790 0.04133 219 151 53 15
785 The WIFI password is BE_HERE_NOW, all upper case. 1.3790 0.04331 219 155 45 19
786 To find your true path, you must arrive with no reservations. 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
787 Most of our guest take the elevator. 1.3790 0.04282 219 154 47 18
788 I sense you have reservations. 1.3790 0.04030 219 149 57 13
789 Here's some enlightenment. It's called a reservation. 1.3788 0.04489 198 139 43 16
790 Welcome to the Hard Rock Café. 1.3785 0.04597 214 156 35 23
791 Sorry sir, only patrons can use the bathroom. 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
792 Welcome to The Cloud. 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
793 Do you seek brunch? 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
794 Sorry. Restrooms are only for patrons. 1.3785 0.04645 214 157 33 24
795 Sorry, we have a "no shorts" policy. 1.3785 0.04352 214 151 45 18
796 I too have been to the mountaintop, but here there's free wi-fi. 1.3785 0.04352 214 151 45 18
797 Sorry, reservations only. 1.3785 0.04452 214 153 41 20
798 What did you expect, a burning bush? 1.3785 0.04198 214 148 51 15
799 Your reservation is for tomorrow night. 1.3784 0.04647 185 130 40 15
800 Can I get a table with a view? 1.3779 0.04259 217 152 48 17
801 Enlightened or Unenlightened ? 1.3779 0.04358 217 154 44 19
802 Sorry, we're only open to social climbers 1.3779 0.04157 217 150 52 15
803 A mantra to go. 1.3779 0.04455 217 156 40 21
804 I may not know the secret of life, but I do know the value of a Michelin star. 1.3776 0.04094 196 131 56 9
805 One? 1.3776 0.04281 196 134 50 12
806 If by 'disciple' you mean 'busboy trainee', then welcome, brother. 1.3774 0.04277 212 148 48 16
807 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until we know that your entire party has survived! 1.3774 0.04481 212 152 40 20
808 Yes, I understand that you traveled a long way to get here but we still require that all male guests wear long pants and a jacket to enter. Have a nice day sir, and please watch your step. 1.3774 0.04431 212 151 42 19
809 I'd like a table for one with the universe. 1.3774 0.04171 212 146 52 14
810 We've all traveled great distances for enlightenment. They had reservations. 1.3774 0.04431 212 151 42 19
811 Do you take traveler's checks? 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
812 Enlightening or non? 1.3774 0.04117 212 145 54 13
813 No debit cards accepted, but there is an ATM machine a stone's throw from here. 1.3774 0.04380 212 150 44 18
814 Would you care for a mantra while you wait? 1.3774 0.04277 212 148 48 16
815 You may have come to find inner peace, but I bet you'll stay for the crabcakes. 1.3774 0.04117 212 145 54 13
816 There are no tables left. Why don't you try the Kilimanjaro? 1.3767 0.04435 215 154 41 20
817 I'm sorry, but reservations and appropriate dress are required. 1.3767 0.04435 215 154 41 20
818 Welcome to Guru. Table for Oneness? 1.3762 0.04356 210 148 45 17
819 Do you have anything not outside? 1.3762 0.04356 210 148 45 17
820 Sorry, we're not taking any climb-ins today. 1.3756 0.04260 213 149 48 16
821 Our first location is actually in Portland. 1.3750 0.04452 200 141 43 16
822 We stopped seating ten minutes ago. 1.3750 0.04395 200 140 45 15
823 I DO have reservations, that's why I'm here! 1.3750 0.04054 208 141 56 11
824 This wait too shall pass. 1.3750 0.04261 184 124 51 9
825 I'm sorry but the bathroom is for patrons only. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
826 I don't mean to impose, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.3744 0.04180 211 146 51 14
827 Would you have a table for twenty-four Boy Scouts? 1.3744 0.04071 211 144 55 12
828 I'm sorry. Our rest rooms are for guests only. 1.3744 0.04234 211 147 49 15
829 Sorry, seating is by reservation only. You'll need to do that on K2. 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
830 Getting WiFi changed everything. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
831 Will that be for here or to go? 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
832 Good luck. I've been waiting an hour, myself. 1.3744 0.04126 211 145 53 13
833 Yes, sir, tie and jacket are required. 1.3744 0.03901 211 141 61 9
834 Sorry. We just closed. 1.3744 0.04442 211 151 41 19
835 So what did you expect? This is the European alps. Not that s**thole country you came from. 1.3744 0.04442 211 151 41 19
836 I'm sorry but we can't seat you without a reincarnation. 1.3744 0.04126 211 145 53 13
837 Yes, you have traveled far on a difficult journey. But no shirt, no tie - no Enlightenment. 1.3744 0.04442 211 151 41 19
838 Here's some enlightenment for you: there's no seating without a reservation. 1.3744 0.04015 211 143 57 11
839 Where have you been? I paid for Prime shipping. 1.3744 0.04641 211 155 33 23
840 Lesson #1: Make a reservation. 1.3744 0.04180 211 146 51 14
841 It's been called Shangri-La-tte for years now. 1.3744 0.04339 211 149 45 17
842 The reservation says two, but my friend just dropped. 1.3744 0.04234 211 147 49 15
843 I am sorry. Bathrooms are for patrons only. 1.3744 0.04542 211 153 37 21
844 Your takeout order is at Guru's East. This is Guru's West. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
845 For here or to go? 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
846 Be patient, my son. People are dying to get in. 1.3744 0.04126 211 145 53 13
847 You're so vain, and yes we have clouds in our coffee. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
848 The idée fixe is $75. 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
849 Yes, there really is a Starbucks everywhere. 1.3744 0.04234 211 147 49 15
850 Sorry sir, we only hold reservations for 15 minutes. 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
851 Would you prefer enlightened, or unenlightened? 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
852 In my last incarnation I was a maitre d'. 1.3744 0.04180 211 146 51 14
853 Come back when you are properly dressed for dinner. 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
854 Sorry, but enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3744 0.04234 211 147 49 15
855 I heard we had to move heaven and earth to get a table, but this is ridiculous 1.3744 0.04349 203 142 46 15
856 Sorry. We're hosting a private party this evening. 1.3744 0.04292 203 141 48 14
857 Yeah, I agree, Nirvana isn't what it used to be. 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
858 But you told me to Be Here Now... 1.3732 0.04522 209 151 38 20
859 Please tell me you're here for my advice, not the cafe. 1.3732 0.04314 209 147 46 16
860 Sorry, our restrooms are only for paying customers. 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
861 I'm sorry about the avalanche; but I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3732 0.04260 209 146 48 15
862 "Is it still "Happy Hour"? 1.3732 0.04419 209 149 42 18
863 Meaning of life? No. But a table for two, yes. 1.3732 0.04419 209 149 42 18
864 To hell with wisdom, I’m seeking the perfect key lime pie. 1.3732 0.03981 209 141 58 10
865 We've been expecting you. 1.3732 0.04151 209 144 52 13
866 I hear this restaurant has great atmosphere. 1.3732 0.04260 209 146 48 15
867 We call it haute cuisine. 1.3726 0.04322 212 150 45 17
868 We don't serve climb in customers. 1.3725 0.04441 204 145 42 17
869 Yes, you can climb. But can you discern the ineffable? 1.3720 0.04062 207 141 55 11
870 Sorry. We're booked until the next life. 1.3720 0.04176 207 143 51 13
871 Don't major in philosophy. 1.3720 0.04341 207 146 45 16
872 I'm sorry sir, but it's jackets and ties only. 1.3720 0.04287 207 145 47 15
873 Yes, in fact I did play at Woodstock. 1.3720 0.04448 207 148 41 18
874 The meaning of life? Wow forgive me, I'm a little rusty. People never ask since we started offering free WiFi. 1.3720 0.04232 207 144 49 14
875 Six bucks for Enlightenment. Twenty for a table. 1.3720 0.04341 207 146 45 16
876 Perhaps you misunderstood what I meant by living in the now, without reservations. 1.3720 0.04395 207 147 43 17
877 Sorry, the rest room is for patrons only. 1.3720 0.04500 207 149 39 19
878 True Enlightenment is just the name of a cafe? 1.3720 0.04500 207 149 39 19
879 Sorry, our policy is no shorts. 1.3720 0.04232 207 144 49 14
880 I’m so sorry, we can’t seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3720 0.04448 207 148 41 18
881 I’m afraid we’re all booked. You may want to try Buddhism. 1.3720 0.04552 207 150 37 20
882 It's hard to get you guys on the phone!! Can I make a reservation? 1.3720 0.04395 207 147 43 17
883 It’s cash only?! Is there an atm near by?? 1.3720 0.04176 207 143 51 13
884 If you're looking for atmosphere I'd try the valley. 1.3720 0.04176 207 143 51 13
885 I sense no reservations. 1.3720 0.04119 207 142 53 12
886 The wisdom thing wasn't paying off. 1.3720 0.04341 207 146 45 16
887 It'd really help if the brochure mentioned you had to leave your shoes at base camp. 1.3720 0.04232 207 144 49 14
888 The wisdom you seek can be found in our $11 cup of coffee, wifi included. 1.3720 0.04176 207 143 51 13
889 you must have no reservations to eat here. 1.3713 0.04415 202 143 43 16
890 Welcome to CloudCafe - how may I save you? 1.3707 0.04144 205 141 52 12
891 What do you mean, you don't take walk-ins? 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
892 We only take reservations from social climbers. 1.3707 0.04202 205 142 50 13
893 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.3707 0.04477 205 147 40 18
894 How long have you been waiting for a table? 1.3707 0.04314 205 144 46 15
895 The wait to be seated is between never and eternity. 1.3700 0.04212 200 138 50 12
896 Nirvana? I think it's on West 14th. 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
897 The secret to life is . . .always make a reservation. 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
898 Yes, we do take-out. 1.3695 0.04170 203 140 51 12
899 Where is the wheelchair accessible entrance? 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
900 No, I’m sorry you made the trip for nothing but we paved paradise, put up a coffee shop. 1.3695 0.04452 203 145 41 17
901 The secret of life is a successful restaurant with great food at a reasonable price and location, location, location. 1.3695 0.04111 203 139 53 11
902 The desserts are nirvana. 1.3695 0.04228 203 141 49 13
903 Have you come on this journey to ask me about the meaning of life or just to use the free Wi-Fi. 1.3695 0.04561 203 147 37 19
904 No death, no fear; no reservations, no lunch. 1.3695 0.04228 203 141 49 13
905 The food goes downhill from here. 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
906 The reviews said it was hard to find... 1.3695 0.04170 203 140 51 12
907 Then I discovered the meaning of life was caffeine … 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
908 I'm sorry sir but I can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3695 0.04341 203 143 45 15
909 Sorry, your reservation is for tomorrow 1.3687 0.04299 198 138 47 13
910 All of our tables come with a view of your inner self. 1.3682 0.04426 201 143 42 16
911 This is Base Camp Premium. It's for our social climbers. 1.3676 0.04268 204 143 47 14
912 we specialize in haute cuisine . 1.3676 0.04542 204 148 37 19
913 Do you have a reservation? 1.3673 0.04562 196 141 38 17
914 I made the reservation in my previous life. What do you mean you lost it. 1.3668 0.04568 199 144 37 18
915 I'm sorry, but we have a strict dress code. Absolutely no hiking apparel. 1.3668 0.04456 199 142 41 16
916 Do you seek peace of soul or piece of sole? 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
917 Social climbers only. 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
918 First there is a reservation, then there is none, then there is. 1.3668 0.04037 199 135 55 9
919 The secret of life is to make reservations. 1.3668 0.04222 199 138 49 12
920 The truth? The tikka masala here is overrated. 1.3668 0.04281 199 139 47 13
921 Sorry, we don't serve mountain climbers here, we only serve social climbers. 1.3668 0.04623 199 145 35 19
922 I seek an answer to but one question - what is your soup of the day? 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
923 Yes, I'm your Yogi, but nobody comes here anymore. It's too crowded. 1.3668 0.04512 199 143 39 17
924 Table for one with the universe? 1.3668 0.04281 199 139 47 13
925 Sorry, wrong mountain. 1.3668 0.04456 199 142 41 16
926 The view is great, but the prices are steep. 1.3668 0.04037 199 135 55 9
927 You think it's too high? Wait until you see the prices. 1.3668 0.04456 199 142 41 16
928 Excuse me, when I got to my car, my soup was cold, and you forgot my bread! 1.3668 0.04456 199 142 41 16
929 I can seat you right away for lunch, but enlightenment will be a 30 to 40 minute wait. 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
930 Please review us on 'Alp.' 1.3668 0.04512 199 143 39 17
931 Sorry, I can't seat you until the rest of your party reaches enlightenment. 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
932 My best wisdom is to not order the fish. 1.3667 0.04450 180 125 44 11
933 Enlightenment? I'm afraid we no longer serve that. 1.3663 0.04352 202 143 44 15
934 You're seeking enlightenment? You do know that this is Starbucks? 1.3655 0.04427 197 140 42 15
935 I'm sorry, I don't know the meaning of life. But I do have free WiFi. 1.3655 0.04187 197 136 50 11
936 I'm sorry. We're slammed right now. Can you climb back up at 7:30? 1.3655 0.04187 197 136 50 11
937 Sorry, all our tables have been booked. Please climb back tomorrow. 1.3655 0.04427 197 140 42 15
938 K2 Brutus? 1.3655 0.04600 197 143 36 18
939 What do you mean, my reservation's for next Wednesday? 1.3655 0.04543 197 142 38 17
940 I’m sorry. Reservations are only held for 15 minutes. 1.3655 0.04543 197 142 38 17
941 Sorry, but I can't seat you until the rest of your party ascends. 1.3655 0.04600 197 143 36 18
942 You do know that the special of the day is always food for thought. 1.3650 0.04144 200 138 51 11
943 The question is not, 'What is life?' The question is, 'Do you have a reservation?' 1.3641 0.04632 195 142 35 18
944 Welcome to guru and brew. 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
945 The fear of falling to your death really enhances the flavor combinations. Namaste. 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
946 You may be seeking inspiration, but what you need are reservations. 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
947 I've come to you with reservations. 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
948 Like I said, no tables available... take a hike! 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
949 No one told you that you had to make a reservation? 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
950 ...at least an hour, but you can wait in the oxygen bar. 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
951 Enlightenment is obtainable. A table will be about a 45 minute wait. 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
952 We're out of enlightenment, but the lamb curry is delicious. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
953 Can I just see your menu? 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
954 You just missed the Early Bird special. Next time I suggest you take our elevator on the other side. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
955 Please review our dress code on the sign 25000 feet below. 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
956 This is 'Mountain Side' Restaurant, your looking for 'Mountain View' Restaurant. 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
957 The Wifi password is "avalanche." 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
958 I understand, but restrooms are for customers only. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
959 Today's breakfast special? Ham and Eggisistentialism. 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
960 If you come back at 7... I may be able to do something.... 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
961 Sorry, reservations only. 1.3641 0.04632 195 142 35 18
962 I'll be unambiguous. I've been a holy man, a prophet, an oracle, and I've now attained barista, the last stage of enlightenment. The meaning of life is free wifi and a double shot mocha caramel soy latte for under 5 bucks. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
963 Go with bottled, the tap is from the Ganges. 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
964 Restrooms are for customers only. 1.3641 0.04688 195 143 33 19
965 One coffee to go? Would you like that dark or enlightened? 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
966 I just want to get high 1.3641 0.04632 195 142 35 18
967 Reservations come from within. 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
968 can you get me a table with a view? 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
969 If you download my app you'll be automatically notified of the next opening. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
970 But the ad said ‘climbing casual.’ 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
971 What time is happy hour? 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
972 The line starts at the bottom. 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
973 Is it wisdom or latte you seek? 1.3627 0.04176 193 133 50 10
974 No, it's reservation only....I've been waiting god knows how long. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
975 Yes, the prices are high, but the food is divine. 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
976 I'm afraid your reservation was for several lifetimes ago. 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
977 We judge nothing. Except tips. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
978 Look, we've all had a long day. But I still need to see some I.D. 1.3627 0.03977 193 130 56 7
979 Do you have anything by a window? 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
980 For goodness' sake, read the sign: enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3626 0.04742 182 132 34 16
981 We have one table left, but it doesn't have a view. 1.3622 0.03871 196 131 59 6
982 Sorry, no public restrooms. 1.3622 0.04497 196 141 39 16
983 Sorry, Sir. Jacket and tie required. 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
984 The answer you're seeking is…yes, you are hallucinating from lack of oxygen. 1.3618 0.04332 199 141 44 14
985 Tell me the secret to inner peace, or I'll give you a bad Yelp review. 1.3617 0.04379 188 132 44 12
986 Sorry. I only have 6:15 or 9:30 1.3617 0.04379 188 132 44 12
987 Can I get my enlightenment to go? 1.3613 0.04518 191 137 39 15
988 Spiritual awakening is for patrons only. 1.3613 0.04518 191 137 39 15
989 No son, this is Seattle's Highest. Starbuck's is on the next peak over. 1.3613 0.04518 191 137 39 15
990 Yes,Yelp helped us take this to the next level. 1.3613 0.04202 191 132 49 10
991 A reservation about what? 1.3613 0.04331 191 134 45 12
992 Sorry we’re full. Come back tomorrow. 1.3613 0.04638 191 139 35 17
993 Enlightenment or non enlightenment section? 1.3613 0.04136 191 131 51 9
994 We’ll send you positive energy when your table’s ready. 1.3613 0.04136 191 131 51 9
995 I'm sorry. You can only come in with no reservation. 1.3613 0.04638 191 139 35 17
996 Really... a fricking vegan restaurant!!! 1.3613 0.04331 191 134 45 12
997 Location, location, location. 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
998 When you attain enlightenment you will know the wifi password. 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
999 I'll need to see some proof of previous lives. 1.3602 0.04408 186 131 43 12
1000 I’m afraid your table isn’t ready yet. Perhaps a drink at the base camp, while you wait? 1.3598 0.04611 189 137 36 16
1001 Do you know of another restaurant close where it’s not so crowded? 1.3598 0.04424 189 134 42 13
1002 Another social climber, I presume? 1.3594 0.04184 192 133 49 10
1003 Make me one with everything. 1.3594 0.04677 192 141 33 18
1004 I’m sorry, restrooms are for paying guests only 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
1005 One? 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
1006 This is the TWO mile high club. 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
1007 Skinny latte, enlightenment, and a muffin please. 1.3583 0.04323 187 131 45 11
1008 Table for one with myself 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
1009 Enlightenment can be yours, but not until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3583 0.04256 187 130 47 10
1010 We're full. Take a hike. 1.3583 0.04705 187 137 33 17
1011 Take out or stay forever? 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
1012 Am I in time for high tea? 1.3583 0.04256 187 130 47 10
1013 Sorry sir, no shorts allowed. 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
1014 Are you seeking my guidance, or do you have reservations? 1.3583 0.04705 187 137 33 17
1015 I'd like a table for one with everything. 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
1016 Sorry, we don’t take walk-ins. Reservations only. 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
1017 Sorry, we only seat social climbers. 1.3571 0.04469 182 129 41 12
1018 Sorry, we no longer honor Groupon. 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
1019 ....yes it is a strict policy. Fortunately, there is a shop in the village below were you can purchase a tie. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
1020 The answer you seek, my son, is "Reservations." 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
1021 Entrance is around the corner, next to the burning bush. 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
1022 Jacket and tie are required. 1.3568 0.04549 185 133 38 14
1023 "You must learn for yourself the meaning of 'Venti'". 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
1024 It's like the place you just left, only everybody's higher. 1.3564 0.04561 188 136 37 15
1025 Congratulations, you have reached Nirvana...today we offer half-priced lattes. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
1026 Sorry, only long pants are allowed here. 1.3564 0.04684 188 138 33 17
1027 Sorry sir. Jacket and tie are required. 1.3564 0.04744 188 139 31 18
1028 The answer is simple, my son; yes, you need a reservation. 1.3564 0.04498 188 135 39 14
1029 Are you here for full enlightenment, or do you just want to sit at the bar? 1.3564 0.04498 188 135 39 14
1030 I can help you with the meaning of life, but a table tonight will be impossible. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
1031 So that will be one 'meaning of life' latte and a chocolate croissant? 1.3556 0.04141 180 123 50 7
1032 How many? 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
1033 I built it, and they came. 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
1034 I'm sorry. The washrooms are only for patrons. 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
1035 Sorry. We don't do take-out. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1036 We’re full right now but it looks like table 4 should be enlightening soon 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1037 Eat in or take out? 1.3552 0.04774 183 135 31 17
1038 I’m sorry. We’re cash-only. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1039 Sure, it's a hike, but the atmosphere is fantastic. 1.3552 0.04311 183 128 45 10
1040 I'm sorry young man, you'll have to go down and around to the other side to our main entrance. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1041 Reservation under what mantra? 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
1042 Oh, you want my brother's place which is on the other side of the next mountain. 1.3552 0.04170 183 126 49 8
1043 Sorry, the restrooms are only for patrons. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1044 Do you accept walk-ups? 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1045 Are you the health inspector? 1.3552 0.04097 183 125 51 7
1046 I think I left my car keys. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1047 The secret to happiness ? I wouldn't know. I'm just passing the time waiting for a table. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1048 No, your reservations are for tomorrow night. 1.3552 0.04898 183 137 27 19
1049 Search Party of three? 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1050 Order the mountain goat or you might wait forever. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1051 This is just the base camp Starbucks. There are still two more. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1052 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until the entire party is here 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1053 They didn't tell you at base camp? Online reservations only. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1054 It's black-tie only, I'm afraid, sir. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1055 Meaning of life: Free. Caffè latte: $4.95. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1056 OM-lette? Yes that is very amusing. 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
1057 You could also have made a reservation online. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1058 So nothing vegan? 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
1059 OK, but is your coffee organic, kosher, and fair trade? 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1060 Sorry your reservation is for tomorrow night. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1061 Sorry, private party. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1062 You want wise words? Next time make a reservation. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1063 I'm sorry, sir. The website was very clear about our dress code. 1.3552 0.04898 183 137 27 19
1064 Sorry, this is the Mountain View Restaurant. You want the Valley View. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1065 I'm afraid the restroom is for cutomers only sir. 1.3552 0.04898 183 137 27 19
1066 Your reservation seems to have vanished into thin air. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1067 It seems that your journey has reached a plateau. 1.3552 0.04097 183 125 51 7
1068 Welcome to Chez Summit, unfortunately shorts are not allowed 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1069 eternal suffering. One word. All lowercase. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1070 I can't seat you until the rest of your party gets here. 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
1071 Can you recommend a more casual place nearby? 1.3548 0.04332 186 131 44 11
1072 Positive Sir... Arby’s is on K2. 1.3548 0.04265 186 130 46 10
1073 God will be with you in one moment. 1.3548 0.04464 186 133 40 13
1074 The enlightened use the elevator? What the hell does that mean? 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
1075 I'll start chanting when your table is ready. 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1076 Sorry. Enlightened or not, we have a dress code." 1.3536 0.04196 181 125 48 8
1077 Restrooms are for paying customers only. Sorry ! 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
1078 The food is so-so. But we've got great atmosphere. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1079 Picking up a to-go order — last name Eliot. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1080 Serenity for one? 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1081 Cheer up. I can't tell you the meaning of life, but I can give you a table for one with a view to die for. 1.3536 0.04340 181 127 44 10
1082 Yes, the Wi-Fi password is Bhagavad underscore Gita, no caps. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1083 How do I get down? 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1084 . . . but you’re welcome to wait at the bar, two mountains over. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1085 It all began when we got our third Michelin star. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1086 We cater to helicopter parents. 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1087 I'm so sorry you had to come all this way, we hired a dishwasher over a year ago. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1088 Did you find the free parking okay? 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1089 I will now answer three questions... about our daily specials. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1090 I'm sorry, we only accept people with no reservations. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1091 Those who seek enlightenment may also want Wi-Fi. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1092 I have an opening two reincarnations from now... 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1093 You were expecting to find the meaning of life? 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
1094 Yes, I actually have some reservations 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1095 You can either wait for a table or go take a hike. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1096 We're just a pop-up -- the meaning of life guy will be here next month. 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
1097 I’ve been waiting for 40 years now. I heard their coffee is amazing. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1098 Sorry, the front entrance is on the other side. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1099 I'm sorry, the restrooms are for customers only. 1.3536 0.04810 181 134 30 17
1100 It seems you didn't realize you were social climbing. 1.3536 0.04746 181 133 32 16
1101 We’re fully booked till May. What was your second question? 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1102 I sense you have reservations. 1.3536 0.04047 181 123 52 6
1103 Could you ask Emma Allen who changes these caption contests early some weeks? It's annoying to not be able to vote or submit a caption in the last hour. If we know a definite time deadline before midnight, we can act accordingly. 1.3536 0.05059 181 138 22 21
1104 Donner, Party of one please. 1.3533 0.04752 184 136 31 17
1105 I’ve got a table for one with the universe. 1.3533 0.04495 184 132 39 13
1106 A third table will appear when it is meant to, my child. Or not. 1.3533 0.04495 184 132 39 13
1107 Would you like your coffee black or enlightened? 1.3533 0.04152 184 127 49 8
1108 Sorry, we don't accept walk-ins 1.3529 0.04509 187 135 38 14
1109 No shirt, no tie, no service. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1110 Sorry, we're full. Climb back in an hour. 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
1111 The rest of the party is parking the yak. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1112 No, sorry; we don't take travelers checks. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1113 Sorry, your reservation is for tomorrow. Come back then. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1114 Enlightenment begins with reservations. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1115 Karma or non-karma? 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1116 Sorry, breakfast is only served until noon, but enlightenment is always available. 1.3520 0.04148 179 123 49 7
1117 How can I be sure you have no reservations? 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
1118 Sorry, but a reservation is required at peak times. 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
1119 Today's special is "Peace of Mind" with a side of redemption. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1120 Meaning of Life? No problem, but two hours for a table. 1.3520 0.04223 179 124 47 8
1121 You came all this way withOUT a reservation? 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
1122 Is your water 100% mountain spring? 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1123 For how many? 1.3520 0.04846 179 133 29 17
1124 I heard it was off the beaten path and atmospheric. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1125 ... and we offer unlimited cloud storage. 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
1126 Oh God, you need my confirmation number? 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1127 We're booked solid until May, but there's open seating at the ledge. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1128 It’s about the journey, not the reservations 1.3520 0.04148 179 123 49 7
1129 Patience, my son. I, too, wait for table. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1130 Please enlighten me. How long is the wait? 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1131 The answer to the Ultimate Question? About five, ten minutes. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1132 Could I use your men's room? 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1133 Yelp said the food and ambience are worth the hike. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1134 I didn’t realize the price of enlightenment was so steep. 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
1135 Sorry, we only have Pepsi. 1.3520 0.04781 179 132 31 16
1136 Actually, Philosophy was my minor. I majored in Restaurant Management. 1.3520 0.04223 179 124 47 8
1137 I’m afraid I don’t see your name on the enlightenment waiting list. 1.3516 0.04390 182 129 42 11
1138 Large coffee with enlightener, please 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
1139 No, this is the fire exit. The entrance is around the other side of the mountain. 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
1140 I have a table available on the upper level. It will take about 2 days for you to get there. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1141 I know it's for customers only, but I really need to go. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1142 He's the next mountain over. What I offer is the secret to entitlement. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
1143 This may carry haute cuisine to a new extreme. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1144 So, are you seeking enlightenment - or a reservation? 1.3503 0.04325 177 124 44 9
1145 Welcome to the Trump supporters' retreat, the closest they will ever get to Heaven. 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
1146 Would you like to wait in our lounge at the foot of the mountain? 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1147 Jacket required. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1148 The food was good but very little atmosphere. 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
1149 Do you have valet parking? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1150 The secret is to make a reservation. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
1151 Sorry, we require coat and tie. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1152 The Tip Top cafe is another 5,000 feet higher. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1153 No, this is for people seeking "outer peace." 1.3503 0.04325 177 124 44 9
1154 Why didn't you take the elevator, like everyone else? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1155 I'm afraid I can't seat you until your whole party arrives. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1156 The meaning of life doesn't pay the bills. 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
1157 I'm sorry your friend didn't make it, but we have a policy against seating incomplete parties. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1158 The ultimate truth is that no one gets in without reservations. 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
1159 Welcome to Enlightenment do you have a reservation? 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
1160 Do you guys have any Shangri-Lattes? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1161 Yes, I said you must approach life with no reservations. But that didn’t mean you don’t need to call ahead. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1162 Could I get the key to the restroom? 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1163 Just one for the Donner party, now. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1164 Sorry, we're closed for a private event tonight. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1165 They came seeking happiness, then they realized it won’t buy them money. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1166 Some seek enlightenment. Some seek a transcendent dining experience. Others just want the wifi password. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1167 Sorry, we don't seat incomplete parties. 1.3500 0.04204 180 125 47 8
1168 There's a wait. 1.3500 0.04558 180 130 37 13
1169 Enlightenment? Well, we do have a trivia night. 1.3500 0.04277 180 126 45 9
1170 The only questions I answer now are about the menu. 1.3500 0.04130 180 124 49 7
1171 A table will be available in the next life. 1.3500 0.04758 180 133 31 16
1172 We're booked up tonight. May I suggest a nice place on West 46th Street? 1.3500 0.04490 180 129 39 12
1173 Sorry, your karma's been denied. 1.3500 0.04420 180 128 41 11
1174 We're booked. Can you come back tomorrow? 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1175 Have a seat at the base and we’ll buzz you when a table’s ready. 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
1176 Yes, we have valet parking. 1.3486 0.04854 175 130 29 16
1177 Sorry, but you missed your 6:00 o'clock reservation. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1178 You don't look like your picture, either. 1.3486 0.04354 175 123 43 9
1179 Yeah, it's all the way back and to the left. 1.3486 0.04354 175 123 43 9
1180 Most people use the valet parking. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
1181 Yes. High-end dining. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
1182 We can't seat you until your whole party has climbed. 1.3486 0.04429 175 124 41 10
1183 I know, Yelp said our food was to die for and last weeks avalanche unfortunately proved that. 1.3486 0.04429 175 124 41 10
1184 Reservation for spiritual enlightenment...near an outlet please. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1185 All vegan I presume? 1.3483 0.04155 178 123 48 7
1186 My apologies, Mr. Smith, but your Enlightenment reservation is for next Tuesday. 1.3483 0.04306 178 125 44 9
1187 Congratulations, you've found the only French cafe in the Himalayas. 1.3483 0.04379 178 126 42 10
1188 What do you mean you lost my reservation? 1.3476 0.04544 164 116 39 9
1189 It clearly states on our website: NO casual attire 1.3471 0.04436 170 120 41 9
1190 May we validate your chakra? 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1191 Sorry, no seating without the entire climbing party. 1.3468 0.04307 173 121 44 8
1192 Inner peace? I'm not sure, ask Alexa. 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
1193 No, the advice is still free. But a twenty percent gratuity is appreciated. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
1194 soooo, do you guys have wifi?? 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1195 We can't get you in today, but please come back tomorrow. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
1196 You will find the answer on the menu. 1.3468 0.04822 173 128 30 15
1197 It's cash only, but there's an ATM another 200 feet up. 1.3468 0.04752 173 127 32 14
1198 I'm afraid we can't seat you until the entire party arrives. 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
1199 I can tell you the meaning of life right now, but it'll be about fifteen minutes for a decent table. 1.3468 0.04384 173 122 42 9
1200 Sorry, no enlightenment without a reservation. 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1201 "Namaste. What's your corkage fee? 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
1202 Did I miss happy hour? 1.3464 0.04137 179 124 48 7
1203 I'm sorry, but the bathroom is for paying customers. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1204 I'm sorry but you'll have to wait at least one more incarnation for our next seating. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1205 The wait could be a lifetime, my son. 1.3450 0.04336 171 120 43 8
1206 Do You Take Climb-ins? 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1207 While you're waiting for your table, may I enlighten you about the nature of the universe? 1.3450 0.04255 171 119 45 7
1208 But I no longer have any reservations. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
1209 Because there's no money in the guru game. 1.3450 0.04859 171 127 29 15
1210 True happiness requires a reservation. 1.3450 0.04642 171 124 35 12
1211 We're not seeking anything, we're suing for accessibility. 1.3450 0.04859 171 127 29 15
1212 ......Am I high? 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1213 GrubHub pick up for Julie. 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1214 Sorry, the rest room is for patrons only. 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
1215 Can I use the bathroom? 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1216 Next time try booking with Open Table and save yourself the trip. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1217 I call it Zenbucks. It's a living. Ten dollars please. 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1218 I’m sorry Sir, I can not seat you unless you are wearing a jacket and tie! 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1219 Without a booking you can have enlightenment but not free WiFi. 1.3432 0.04365 169 119 42 8
1220 "We cannot seat you until your entire party is present". 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
1221 Welcome to Altitude Diner. I will be your hallucination for the evening. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
1222 The WiFi password you seek is ‘enlightenment’ — all lower case. 1.3432 0.04445 169 120 40 9
1223 Sorry, I don't have a reservation. I was hoping I could just walk in. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1224 The waiting list is not the goal, it's the journey. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
1225 The sandwich of the day is the Mile High Club. 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1226 No, we don't offer the path to enlightenment, but we do have a great wine list. 1.3432 0.04200 169 117 46 6
1227 "We cannot seat you until your entire party is present". 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
1228 Is your entire party here 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1229 OK, my final question: do you have gluten-free options? 1.3432 0.04969 169 127 26 16
1230 I dropped the key to the bathroom. Can I trouble you for another? 1.3432 0.04445 169 120 40 9
1231 Enlightenment doesn’t cover my overhead 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1232 If you have a reservation, you can't get in. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1233 I can get you eternal salvation or a table by the kitchen. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
1234 Welcome to Pie in the Sky. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1235 Enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
1236 Well the menu is vegan, but the enlightenment is pretty meaty. 1.3430 0.04235 172 120 45 7
1237 This was the Summit of Enlightenment and Inner Peace, now it's a Starbucks. 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
1238 Sorry, Sir, your reservation was at 7:00. 1.3430 0.04835 172 128 29 15
1239 I'm sorry we don't take walk ups." 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1240 I can't seat you until all of the members of your party are here. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1241 So, no one told you about the helicopter service? 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1242 Leave your baggage behind. 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
1243 No, that restaurant is two peaks over. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1244 I've been searching everywhere for the perfect martini. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1245 But I made a reservation in my past life. 1.3413 0.04312 167 117 43 7
1246 I'm sorry, your full party needs to be here before I can answer any questions. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1247 #1: “I’m afraid I can’t give you the WiFi password until you relinquish all your earthly goods and buy a coffee.” 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1248 Would you like a window seat? 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1249 Be still and know that I have your order. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1250 We’re known for our Ohmlettes. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1251 The secret of life? Always make reservations. 1.3413 0.05009 167 126 25 16
1252 Is your wisdom prix fixe or a la carte? 1.3413 0.04312 167 117 43 7
1253 To find true happiness, use the elevator next time. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1254 Krakauer, Table for One 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1255 The rest of my party will be here Thursday 1.3413 0.04228 167 116 45 6
1256 It got lonely at the top. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1257 OK, look. Just skip the wisdom and give me some chow mein take-out. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1258 Allow me to enlighten you about our reservation policy. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1259 I'm sorry, you cannot achieve spiritual enlightenment until your entire party is present. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1260 We don't do takeout. 1.3412 0.04944 170 128 26 16
1261 Unfortunately, our happy hour is only on weekdays. 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
1262 Today's proverb comes with your choice of soup or salad. 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1263 Do you have a window table? 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
1264 I am terribly sorry no one told you about our dress code. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
1265 Stay away from the fish and chips. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1266 What do you mean my 'name's not on the list'? 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1267 Demand for 'the key to happiness' was dwindling so now we operate at the intersection of sage wisdom and unbeatable mozzarella sticks. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1268 This place is nice, but your prices are a little steep. 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1269 The climb’s not the killer. It’s the wait. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1270 It is true, my son, that seekers must give up many cherished things, but fine dining is not one of them. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1271 You have attained cognitive dissonance. 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1272 Sure, most restaurants fail in the first year. So do most religions. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1273 What is the secret of getting a table here? 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1274 I don't care if you have just climbed 10,000 feet you're not coming in dressed like that. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1275 I don’t care what happened, your entire party must be here for you to be seated. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1276 If you wanted a table, you should have made a reservation 30,000 feet ago. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1277 Sell all of your Starbucks stock. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1278 No reservation? Well, enlightenment comes to those who wait. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1279 Sorry, it's the new rule: no shorts or backpacks. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1280 Zagat gives us a very high rating. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1281 Can you come back in an hour? 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1282 Sorry, but the restrooms are for customers only. 1.3394 0.04976 165 124 26 15
1283 The backpack's OK but we require long pants for gentlemen. 1.3394 0.04167 165 114 46 5
1284 Espresso IS the meaning of life. 1.3393 0.04911 168 126 27 15
1285 No, I'm sorry, we're not Kosher. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1286 Sorry, we serve Himalayan, not Tibetan. You want the next mountain on the left. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
1287 Well, I used to offer sage advice, but turns out people are more interested in exclusive brunch spots. 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1288 I got bored being a guru. Now I'm a barista. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1289 Sorry, totally booked. Next time yodel ahead. 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1290 I'm here to pick up the "to go" order I placed six weeks ago. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1291 Welcome to Swami's, where the lattes are expensive but great wisdom is on the house. 1.3375 0.04334 160 112 42 6
1292 I'm afraid I can't seat you until your entire party has been enlightened. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1293 Please wait at the bottom, we'll call you when there is a free table. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1294 I need to cancel my reservation. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1295 True enlightenment came when I realized this was a kick ass location for a Starbucks. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1296 We're sorry sir, but restrooms are for paying customers only. 1.3374 0.05016 163 123 25 15
1297 I'm sorry, the bathrooms are only for dining customers. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1298 Your hunger is an illusion. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
1299 Sorry, no. The Starbucks is on the next mountain over. 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
1300 Whoever ordered the kosher meal, I have it for you in my backpack. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
1301 Your soul will be free. The wifi is not. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1302 Enlightenment for one please 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1303 I'm sorry, but there's a dress code. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1304 All the tables with a mountain view are taken 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1305 I made a reservation in my last life for a time in my next life—but I’m early. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1306 Do you seek enlightenment, or brunch? 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
1307 It’s our new cloud platform 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1308 I'm sorry, no suit, no tie, no service. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1309 The lost hiker package includes brunch, spiritual advice and a tram ride down the mountain. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1310 Yes, we have no nirvanas. We have no nirvanas, today. Thank you. I'm here always. Please, try the rice. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1311 I guess when the reviewer says "It's worth a hike" I need to take it more literally. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
1312 You took a wrong turn, I'm the sage of entitlement. 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
1313 Our menu compensates for what we lack in atmosphere. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1314 Are you here about the barista position? 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1315 Have you got a reservation? 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1316 The restroom is for enlightened customers only. 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
1317 Just how long have you been waiting for a table? 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
1318 Most folks just take the Sky Bridge from parking level 6. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1319 Your ark is blocking the exit. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1320 YOU have reached the plateau of higher dining. 1.3354 0.04221 161 112 44 5
1321 I forgot my username and mantra. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1322 The waiting is the hardest part. 1.3354 0.04401 161 114 40 7
1323 Having a reservation is not as important as having a revelation. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1324 My own bliss in life comes from selling coffee with a 3000% profit margin 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
1325 Sorry, bathrooms are for customers only. 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
1326 Sorry, someone cancelled your reservation a year ago. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1327 I’m sorry, but the restrooms are for patrons only. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1328 A person's wait time is relative within the universe. 1.3354 0.04401 161 114 40 7
1329 Well, you'll just have to climb back down and GET a pair of long pants. No shorts, and no exceptions. 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1330 Can't I just have a seat at the bar? 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1331 Sorry, since Anthony Bourdain came by, we're fully booked. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1332 Could I at least make a reservation for my next life? 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1333 Yes, I know the meaning of life. But you need a reservation. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1334 Enlightenment? Sorry you have the wrong Mountain this one is all about entitlement. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1335 Do you have a table with a view? 1.3354 0.04312 161 113 42 6
1336 Enlightened, or are you expecting others? 1.3354 0.04312 161 113 42 6
1337 Do you have a table for one with the universe? 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1338 The secret to happiness is to make a reservation. 1.3354 0.04312 161 113 42 6
1339 Sorry, the path to wisdom does include making a reservation. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1340 I'm sorry enlightenment is the next mountain over. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1341 Sorry, no take-out. 1.3354 0.04221 161 112 44 5
1342 And I'd like that "to go". 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1343 Your Wi-Fi password is within. 1.3354 0.04518 164 118 37 9
1344 Would you like to hear about our "Two is one, one is none" brunch special? 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1345 What's the meaning of "Kombucha?" 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
1346 Two reasons sir... Ties & jackets are required for men... And we're booked solid till mid May... 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
1347 To reach a higher plane you must attain full self-realization. I'd also suggest calling ahead. 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1348 Really, coffee is the meaning of life? 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
1349 Sorry - I dropped your chia latte. I’ll go back down to replace it. 1.3333 0.05323 150 115 20 15
1350 Coat and tie?? 1.3333 0.04646 126 87 36 3
1351 You can 'be at one' all you want, but you aren't getting a table before five. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1352 The meaning of life? Siri screwed up and sent you to the wrong mountain. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1353 I'm sorry, we're out of enlightenment. But we do have a nice fois gras. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1354 Good things come to those who wait 30-45 minutes. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1355 I've come to learn the meaning of 'Sous Vide' 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1356 Can you come back next week? 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1357 The secret? It’s really twelve herbs and spices. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1358 I’m just confirming my reservation for tomorrow. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1359 Are you ready for an Om-cooked meal? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1360 I'm sorry, Sir, a jacket and tie is required for dining. 1.3333 0.04623 144 102 36 6
1361 Table with a view? 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1362 The answer is... 5:30 PM six weeks from now. We cannot guarantee a table with enlightenment, but I’ll put a note in the reservation. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1363 Yes, we have open space at the bar on the next level up. 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1364 Surprisingly, we DON'T have a vegetarian option. 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1365 Have you not been enlightened about our service elevator? 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1366 One of life's biggest lessons is learning when you need a reservation. 1.3333 0.04290 162 114 42 6
1367 The views are great but the wifi is spotty. 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
1368 This is haute cuisine. Take-out is three levels down. 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1369 Hi, Here are my captions for the 'ginger bread man in hospital bed': 1) We’ve tried antidepressants but he still seems flat… 2) Who would of thought… turns out he’s glucose intolerant! and, 3) Extreme body chills… must be the icing. 1.3333 0.05177 159 122 21 16
1370 Do you have a public restroom? 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1371 It's after six. We only have takeout. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1372 Your website didn't say anything about a dress code. 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1373 We're booked solid. I suggest you return during off-peak hours. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1374 You are improperly dressed for social climbing. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1375 Table for one? Enlightened or unenlightened? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1376 Surprise, psychic health inspector...are you the owner? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1377 I felt I had to address the lack of atmosphere. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1378 Do you want the enlightenment or non-enlightenment section? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1379 Is this what's left of Mesa Verde National Park? 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1380 Can I get a table with a view? 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1381 Transcendence or non-transcendence? 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1382 Do you think you're worthy of a culinary experience on a higher plane? 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1383 We do use MSG, sorry. 1.3333 0.04465 162 116 38 8
1384 "Yes, I take your point about the frequent-flyer miles cashed, the miles trekked, the mountains climbed - but we still require a reservation for tea"... 1.3333 0.05021 159 120 25 14
1385 I'm sorry, but you have to call ahead to reach enlightenment. 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1386 No, my aoologies, The Goldman Bat Mitzvah is on Mount Everest. 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1387 The meaning? Pastrami on Rye. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1388 The meaning of life requires a reservation. But the bar is first come first serve 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1389 No, I’m just the bouncer. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1390 Welcome. We cater to social climbers, but I think we can fit you in. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1391 Do you have any grey poupon? 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
1392 Apologies, but the bathrooms are for paying customers only. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1393 Would you like to wait at our oxygen bar? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1394 Perhaps your reservation is at the other Four Seasons? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1395 There’s almost no atmosphere, but our prices aren’t sky high 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1396 Most guests arrive on the funicular from the parking lot. 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
1397 Sorry, this is the Indian restaurant. The Chinese place is two mountains north. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1398 You could pray and love until your table's ready. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1399 Do you want the Siri, Google, or Alexa answer? 1.3312 0.04370 157 111 40 6
1400 Dress code, really? 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
1401 Wifi? Because it's there. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1402 To error is human; to make reservations, divine. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1403 You've come for enlightenment, but you'll come back for our mocha cappuccino! 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1404 I trust you have a coat and tie in your backpack. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1405 The wifi password is MountEverest... all one word 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1406 As it turns out, the meaning of life has everything to do with skinny vanilla lattes. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1407 We took the tram. Why? 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1408 Your reservation was yesterday. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1409 Yes, but I can't seat you until all members of your party are here. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1410 Unfortunately, I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1411 Sir, I understand that you climbed for 9 days and several lives were lost, but that does not obviate the need for a reservation. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1412 We have a table Wednesday, 6pm, the life after next. Does that work for you? 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1413 It shouldn’t be long. Would care to order a cocktail and wait on the ledge? 1.3291 0.04348 158 112 40 6
1414 So the coffee is locally sourced right? 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1415 Yea, I’m sorry, we reserve the right to give your table away if you’re more than fifteen minutes late. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1416 'First you must find the reservation in yourself' 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
1417 How long is the wait?" "There is no set time to reach enlightenment, young traveler, but I'd say around 10 minutes. 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
1418 No, I said, 'Be here now.' 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1419 The bathrooms are for paying customers only. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1420 Yes, I’m afraid our business has plateaued. 1.3291 0.04348 158 112 40 6
1421 He he would reserve a table must first reserve judgement. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1422 Look inside your self and you will find what you REALLY want to order 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1423 You're here at peak reservation time 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1424 Excuse me sir, my wife asked me to check on the current wait time. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1425 Sorry, take-out is the next mountain over. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1426 Our dress code is listed at base camp. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1427 The next sitting will be for the last supper. 1.3291 0.05114 158 121 22 15
1428 Sir, you could've just taken the elevator. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1429 Sorry. You would have needed to make a reservation in a previous life. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1430 No, no, no. Next mountain over. This is the Oracle break room. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1431 Would it have killed you to wear a tie? 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1432 You've heard of Ravi Shankar? Well, I'm Ravi Oli. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1433 I don’t know why people keep coming here, the food’s not that good. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1434 It's dining with minimal atmosphere. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1435 I need to know the meaning of Couscous 1.3291 0.04348 158 112 40 6
1436 Your table will be ready in an hour, please take this beeper and wait at the bottom. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1437 You must accept my advice without any reservations. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1438 What's the secret for a good bearnaise sauce? 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1439 I'm sorry, the hostess station is on the other side 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1440 I’d like a table with a view please. 1.3291 0.04348 158 112 40 6
1441 Your table isn't ready yet. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1442 Sorry bud, no jacket no enlightenment. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1443 Sometimes, my son, the secret of happiness is knowing the back way in. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1444 They used the elevator. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1445 Did you call ahead? 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1446 Sorry but no backpacks allowed. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1447 Somebody called an Uber sherpa. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1448 Starbucks made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1449 I'm sorry. We can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3290 0.05187 155 119 21 15
1450 WiFi is extra, wisdom is free. 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
1451 I'd like a table with a view if you have one. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1452 Your reservation is for next Saturday. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1453 Online reservations only, please. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1454 The nearest ATM is just over that ridge 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1455 Do you accept climb-ins? 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
1456 Welcome to Starbucks Himalaya. Yes, we have High-Fi. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1457 Time for a butterfly and time for an elephant may have subjective differences, but one thing is constant, you still need a reservation. 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1458 Does the meaning of life pair well with a Gernache? 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1459 Sorry, we only take Discover. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1460 Sorry, you'll need your full consciousness before I can seat you. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1461 There is no meaning, just brunch. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1462 I have reservations... about climbing back down. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1463 I'll yodel when your table's ready. 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
1464 I told you - if you were late for work one more time... 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1465 We're out of "The Meaning of Life," but we have an excellent Chilean Sea Bass. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1466 My reservation is for high tea at one with everything. 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1467 I must apologize, there's a four or five lifetimes wait. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1468 No reservation, no mantra. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1469 It's a take-out order, for Mike. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1470 Hi, I have a Groupon. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1471 Sorry, we only offer the meaning of life on Tuesdays. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1472 This is the land of cappuccino, the land of milk & honey is in the valley. 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1473 That’s $15.50 for the pizza, and $850 for the delivery. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1474 Sorry, sir, we here at the McMonastery transcend the extraneous boundaries of time, but breakfast still ends at 10:30. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1475 "No, this is EnlightenMint, with an "i". It's a tea shop. You want the next mountain over. 1.3270 0.04927 159 120 26 13
1476 Table for “ooommmm”? 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1477 I tried to get my own cliff, but the rent was unbelievable. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1478 He got tired waiting for you and we gave the seat to the other table. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1479 Our website clearly indicated that men are required to wear ties! 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
1480 Sorry - The restroom is for customers, only! 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
1481 I'll seat you as soon as the rest of your party arrives. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1482 One with everything. To go. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1483 Have you seen my dog? 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1484 Would you like a table, booth or good karma? 1.3268 0.04431 153 109 38 6
1485 Sorry, but we don't accept climb-ins. 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
1486 Nirvana? No, my son, this is Asheville. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1487 Yes, I know, but besides the meaning of life, how long a wait for 1. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1488 Today's specials are roast yak, yak Wellington and yak tartare. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1489 The profit margin is better on coffee than wisdom. 1.3268 0.04431 153 109 38 6
1490 Having reservations? 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1491 Do you do take out? 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1492 'You must be the Donner party of one." 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1493 Yes... I know it's lame to have two mountain guru cartoons in a month but do you have a reservation or not? 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1494 Wisdom? We’ve got WiFi and internet access. You be the judge. 1.3267 0.04386 150 106 39 5
1495 I'm sorry, jackets are required. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1496 My web site clearly states "Reservations required." 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1497 Sorry, no backpacks or moutain-climbing attire. 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
1498 No, I'm serious... The meaning of life really is coffee. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1499 The secret of life? Having a brother-in-law who works for Open Table. . 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1500 I’m sorry sir. Reservations should have told you: jacket and tie only. No hiking pants. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
1501 Infinite wisdom is two mountains over. This is unlimited breadsticks. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
1502 No admission without a jacket. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
1503 Sorry, the restroom is only for customers. 1.3245 0.05194 151 116 21 14
1504 Sorry - gentrification has pushed enlightenment further up the mountain. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1505 Sorry kid, the entrance is around the other side. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1506 No jacket? Take a hike! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1507 We don’t accept walk-ins. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1508 Sorry; business attire only. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1509 do you have a togo menu? 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1510 There's a wait list. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1511 Inquire within. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1512 The food here is transcendental. 1.3245 0.04155 151 105 43 3
1513 Sorry...Enlightenment is just the name of the restaurant. And you need a reservation. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1514 Gooogle it, kid. I've got a business to run. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1515 I see the shoes, I see the shirt, but where's the tie? 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1516 The review was correct. You have taken al fresco to unimaginable heights! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1517 Welcome to "I'm OK - You're K2"... 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1518 Like you, I once sought a table for brunch. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1519 It's peak hours, so no tables are available. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1520 Do you take walk—ins? 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1521 Maybe in your next lifetime. 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
1522 What do you mean I need a reservation? 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
1523 I'm sorry sir. Our restrooms are only for patrons. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1524 Yes we can seat you now. Enlightened or Non-Enlightened? 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1525 The wait is probably two to three lifetimes 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1526 Don't worry, sir, all our tables offer stunning views. 1.3245 0.04362 151 107 39 5
1527 I'm not here to tell you the wi-fi code, I'm here to help you discover it yourself. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1528 I understand your disappointment, my son, but the dress code is expressly laid out on the website. 1.3243 0.04416 148 105 38 5
1529 The secret is to make a reservation. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1530 You have just reached the base camp for Nirvana 1.3226 0.04384 155 111 38 6
1531 Sorry, we don't take traveler's checks. 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
1532 Sorry, reservations only. We don't accept climb-ins. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
1533 You have no idea how long I've been waiting for a chair. They never leave! 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
1534 A table with a view, please. 1.3221 0.04287 149 105 40 4
1535 We're full tonight, but tomorrow at six would work. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1536 Can you change Anderson four to Anderson three? 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1537 There once was a hermit named Nate...Who served up enlightenment on a plate...But the place filled up quick,and Debi called in sick...So, it'll be about a twenty minute wait. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1538 Perhaps we can seat you in the next lifetime. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1539 No reservations, no enlightenment. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1540 Reservation for oneness... 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1541 Possibly party of two if I can borrow your velvet rope -- fast. 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
1542 I seek entitlement. Is there a table near the chef? 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1543 I'm sorry. Did you have a reservation? 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1544 Hi welcome to Chili's. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1545 You have reached Enlightenment. We have five stars on Yelp. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1546 I just need to use your bathroom. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1547 Sorry- we can't seat you until all members of your party arrive. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1548 Yes friend. The gluten here is always free. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1549 I can get you a table without a view. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1550 I'm sorry, the restroom is for customers only. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1551 But, I believed that you would accept me without reservation. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1552 What do you mean you can't seat an incomplete party? I'm the only one who survived! 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1553 7:30 or 9pm. You have two more questions. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1554 Can I use your restroom? 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1555 Did you find us on Zagat or Yelp? 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1556 By reservation only during peak hours. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1557 We can possibly get you a table by your next incarnation 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1558 But I had reservations. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1559 Ah, yes, my son, 'Because it is there.' Quite the noble sentiment. Most come for the veal. 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
1560 The meaning of life? It's caffe latte. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1561 I have a reservation for two under the name of Smith, but one of us won’t be able to make it... 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1562 I wanted to believe, but I do have my reservations. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1563 Sorry, no reservations, no enlightenment!!! 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1564 Right now we’re looking at a 45 minute wait. First name? 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1565 We do not seat any of our dinner tables until all members of the party are present. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1566 Starbucks is on the other side 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1567 Sorry, No Climb-ins. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1568 Please tell me your wi-fi is working. 1.3197 0.04316 147 104 39 4
1569 Did you say, search party of 3? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1570 I hear the food is worth the climb. 1.3197 0.04422 147 105 37 5
1571 Can you enlighten me as to how long the wait is for a table? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1572 Sorry, sir. We always require a coat and tie for our male guests. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1573 It's okay. We might have a sports coat that will fit you. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1574 Welcome to Enlightenment do you have a reservation? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1575 I will only admit you if you come without reservation. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1576 Today’s special is a double shot skim yak milk latte - here or to go? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1577 I find the background noise helps me concentrate. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1578 No, this is Starbucks, Subway is one mountain east. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1579 my advice-avoid the strudel. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1580 You're asking me? I couldn't get a table either. 1.3197 0.05197 147 113 21 13
1581 My first question is 'Do you take walk-ins?' 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1582 We're full up -- try the one right across the abyss. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1583 But I used opentable and I got a confirmation 2 days ago! 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1584 ,,,I'M VERY SORRY SIR, WE HAVE ALWAY HAD A DRESS CODE 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1585 Sorry, we don’t take to-go orders. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1586 next time use the stairs in the back 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1587 Perhaps your reservation was made under another reincarnation 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1588 The current wait time for a table is ten years. You can wait at the bar, its back on the ground floor. 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1589 30 minutes but I think we all know that time is relative. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1590 Excuse me, do you know if Starbucks still has free wifi up here? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1591 No jacket? No tie? No nirvana! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1592 I'm sorry. We don't take American Express. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1593 Right now your wait time will be an eternity. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1594 I want to be at one with a table. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1595 Starbucks made us an offer we couldn’t refuse 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1596 I can't seat you with that altitude. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
1597 One kosher quinoa maca spirulina bar with a double matcha to go. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1598 Our first availability is in your next life. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1599 There’s a 40 minute wait for a table with a view 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1600 Do you have a reservation?" "No, I just wanted to take a peak 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1601 Is the rest of your party here? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1602 Have I reached the highest level of consciousness yet? 1.3197 0.04422 147 105 37 5
1603 Sorry, sir, no tie no service. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1604 May I enlighten you about today's menu? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1605 Sorry, I don't have anything available in this lifetime. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1606 What good is enlightenment without free wifi? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1607 I cannot enlighten you until all members your party have arrived. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1608 Free wifi, no... Free enlightenment, yes. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1609 Smoking or non-smoking? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1610 Our lunch special today is trail mix. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1611 My son, I learned that enlightenment is better with a Venti. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
1612 Do I need a reservation? 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1613 Your whole party must arrive before being seated. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1614 Yes. I would like the pie in the sky, please. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1615 I've been waiting for a table for 800 years. You can be after me. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1616 You guys really hiked up the prices. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1617 I don’t know, can I see a menu? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1618 They told me no shoes, no service. I'm waiting for my ride. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1619 Did you not see the dress code listed on our website? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1620 There’s no advice available until 9:30, but you can wait at the bar. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1621 Yes, we have your reservation, but we can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1622 I didn't see a dress code on the FAQ? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1623 Yes, I'd love to hear about the specials. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
1624 Sorry, we don't take walkins!! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1625 I'm sorry sir a necktie is required for gentlemen 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1626 The bathrooms are for patrons only. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1627 So I just give you $100 and this Nigerian prince sends me $10,000? 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1628 Think of it as a plateau in your dining experience. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1629 Sorry, reservations are taken three peaks in advance. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1630 We call it Shangri-latte. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1631 Learn patience 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1632 I'm sorry sir! We cannot seat you until your entire party is here. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1633 Sorry, we're booked solid until your next incarnation! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1634 Excuse me, do you have a public restroom? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1635 Table for one with the universe? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1636 Coffee. The answer to all life's questions you seek is 'lots and lots of coffee'. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1637 Sorry, no enlightenment without a reservation. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1638 I've got one tablet, 10 commandments, and one table for two. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1639 'We must learn to accept that nowhere is safe from gentrification.' 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1640 Welcome to 'The Ledge'. Next time, maybe the elevator would be quicker. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
1641 We are fully booked but I would suggest you climb back next Thursday. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
1642 45 minutes to an hour. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1643 “I can only seat you if your entire party is here”. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
1644 Sorry. Not without a coat and tie. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
1645 Do you have a nice table with lots of atmosphere? 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
1646 Are you seeking a high end dining experience? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1647 You really should have called ahead. 1.3176 0.05167 148 114 21 13
1648 Would you like to have a drink in base camp until your table is ready? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1649 Sorry, it’s peak time. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1650 Donner Party, table for 7:30 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1651 It’s called Cliff Bar. Get it? 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1652 Not so lonely at the top. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1653 The pre-theater menu, please. I need to make the curtain for Hello Dali. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1654 The monkfish is flown in fresh every day. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1655 The view’s to die for but the wait’s a killer. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1656 In the beginning I had reservations. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1657 Takeout is two peaks over !!!! 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1658 You already know the answer. It is 42. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1659 We’ll seat you when the rest of your party summits. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1660 Sorry, we gave away your table ten minutes ago 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1661 I'm so sorry. We stopped serving at nine. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1662 a minimum order of $10 is required before I can reveal the secret of life.... 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1663 Sorry--suit and tie required 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1664 I'll take a machiatto made with almond milk and whipped cream. Or a rock and some dirt. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1665 You really should’ve specified on Yelp that you’re cash only... 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
1666 Sorry, jackets and ties are required. No exceptions. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1667 Dine in sir, or take out? 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1668 I'm sorry, but you'll need a tie. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1669 You'll still have to go online to make an appointment. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1670 I'm sorry, our bathrooms are for customers only. 1.3172 0.05243 145 112 20 13
1671 Jimmy's Pizza? It moved next door. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1672 That is correct grasshopper. The sound of a twenty being folded would be greatly!appreciated! 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1673 Fasting's overrated. And, this spot seemed as good as any. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1674 No the vegan restaurant is next door. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1675 Check in at the main entrance around back next to the parking lot. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1676 We can’t seat you until your entire party ascends. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1677 Sorry, without a reservation, we only have takeout. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1678 I just couldn't make rent on only a guru's salary. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1679 I come seeking the WiFi password! 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1680 Table for one with a view, please? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1681 One with everything? Beat it, wise guy. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1682 Today's soup du jour is tomorrow's leftovers. 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
1683 Our brunch is very busy--would you like to chant at our mantra bar until a table is ready? 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1684 I only have room at the bar. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1685 Sorry, it's reservations only. 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1686 Unfortunately you can't be seated until your entire party is present within their own lives. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
1687 Sorry, we don't accept climb-ins. 1.3151 0.04428 146 105 36 5
1688 Your effort to avoid the $2.00 valet parking is the most extreme we have ever seen 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1689 I’m sorry, Sir, we only take individuals without reservations. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1690 You didn't notice the cable car? 1.3147 0.04485 143 103 35 5
1691 There's a Starbucks here, too? 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
1692 Welcome to Enlight-Inn 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1693 Are you still serving the very high tea? 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1694 We can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
1695 The meaning of life is whatever, and we don't take reservations. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1696 About an hour wait and the closest restroom is at Camp 4. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1697 I'm sorry. but unless your entire party is here we can't seat you. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1698 Sorry, Mystic Pizza is the next mountain over. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1699 I'm afraid you'll need a tie. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1700 The wait for your table is going to be eternal. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1701 We can lend you a blazer. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1702 Yes, the true meaning of Life is a table with a view. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1703 We have a waiting area on K2 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1704 But we do give new meaning to the phrase "because it's there". 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1705 Times are tough. I'm also an Uber driver. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1706 No Vegan? 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
1707 Oh wise one. Is it worth the wait? 1.3147 0.04485 143 103 35 5
1708 Sorry, a jacket is required. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1709 My advice? Eat at home more. 1.3147 0.05383 143 112 17 14
1710 My deepest apologies, but the enlightenment coupon can't be used for takeaway. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
1711 The Truth? Ya gotta have a reservation. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1712 Can I make a reservation for tomorrow 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1713 Sorry, this terrace is reserve for Helicopter arrivals and the 1% only. Namaste 1.3125 0.05165 144 111 21 12
1714 Sorry, we're fully booked. Next time call ahead. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1715 Dad, come home. Bitcoin Cafe is dead in the water. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1716 There's valet parking on the other side, you know. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1717 Will that be oxygen or no oxygen for you? 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1718 Wisdom? Next time, formal attire. Thank you. Come again. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1719 Theres's a 45 minute wait---please have a seat in the base camp. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1720 I'm sorry, but we've been booked up for months. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1721 I'm sorry, Sir, we can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1722 Hello, may I have a table for one with everything? 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1723 A wise man would've made a reservation. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1724 Allow me to enlighten you. You need a tie. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1725 Is this Canada, sir?" 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1726 It was an arduous life journey but there is also an elevator. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1727 Just wondering if I can delete "those" photos from the cloud? 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1728 Seeking wisdom my son? Take the escalator. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1729 I found you on OpenTable 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1730 I’m sorry our next table won’t be free till number 5 reaches enlightenment or finishes his novel. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1731 Sorry. I have no knowledge of your reservation. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1732 Karma called and cancelled. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1733 This is the lack of oxygen bar. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1734 Come back in an hour and a half. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1735 Sorry, your booking was for yesterday. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1736 Sorry, we've run out of the Meaning of Life. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1737 Should've called ahead. 1.3121 0.05243 141 109 20 12
1738 I can't enlighten you unless you have a reservation. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1739 No reservation required, but you will need a tie. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1740 You will be seated when the rest of your party shows up. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1741 The website didn't say that reservations were required! 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1742 Is your entire party here 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1743 Did you call ahead? 1.3121 0.04403 141 101 36 4
1744 No, but I do know the meaning of wi-fi. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1745 The secret, my son, is to relax and have a latte. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1746 Happiness lies in the heart, but first you have to try the liver. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1747 I'm just looking. Do you have a menu I can take with me? 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1748 I'm sorry. Restrooms are for patrons only. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1749 A hotdog, please. Make me one with everything. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1750 An immutable truth, pilgrim: we are the highest, rated restaurant east of the Rocky Mountains. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1751 All tables are full. Would you like your meaning of life to go? 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1752 Wisdom? Caffeine? All the same thing. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1753 Do you guys have WiFi? 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1754 You'll need a reservation during peak hours. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1755 Believe it or not, they come here because the water boils faster. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1756 I’m sorry. I can’t seat you until the rest of your party has arrived. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1757 Are all the people in your party here? 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1758 Yes, Donald Trump is guilty of money laundering. Next question. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1759 I'm so sorry; we're booked through October. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1760 In addition to the enlightenment you seek we also offer free WiFi. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1761 The dress code is pretty strict, sir. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1762 We do serve a nice cereal called Life, but we don't explain its meaning. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1763 Sorry, you don't meet our dress code 1.3121 0.04403 141 101 36 4
1764 Sorry no tables - this is peak time. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1765 Installing wifi changed a few things... 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1766 Them? They parachuted in. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1767 Welcome to Chez Om. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1768 The restroom? Just climb 1,000 feet and take a left. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1769 Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1770 Don't forget to visit the gift shop at Base Camp 3. Deep discounts on nirvanva. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1771 You'll receive a text when your table's ready. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1772 Perfect lattes, free Wi-Fi,...some say this is Nirvana. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1773 No problem sir. We often have restaurant-goers make your similar mistake. This is, however, Top-Of the-Hill restaruant of East Nepal, not Top-Of-the-Hill restaurant of East 76th Street. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1774 Sorry-jacket and tie required. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1775 Hey there, welcome to 'Mind Over Platter'. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1776 The gondola is on the other side. You have two more questions. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1777 I should have a table for you in 15-20 days. Shall I tell you about the meaning of life while you are waiting, or would you like to go to the bar? 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1778 A table will be available in the next life. Yes, we do offer philosophical takeout. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1779 I'll take the meaning of life, and three granola bars to go. 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
1780 My advice? Next time call ahead for a reservation 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1781 Are you hiring? 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1782 Did your previous incarnation make a reservation? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1783 I'm am sorry. You'll need a collared shirt. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1784 Yes, but its's out of order. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1785 .....and the enlightenment is served with a savory brown butter sage. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
1786 Table for one, my blind date can’t make it. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1787 White wine goes best with mindfulness; maybe a Chardonnay. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1788 The secret of life? Reservations. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1789 I'm sorry sir, happy hour is over, but I can seat you in purgatory until 2020. 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
1790 Grande half caf extra foam soy latte, please. To go. 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
1791 In this age of political enlightenment I needed another revenue stream. 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
1792 Sorry, we’re all booked for the evening. Would you like to consider a higher plane? 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1793 I'm so sorry that your partner fell down a crevasse, sir, but we just can't sit one at a two-top. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1794 No, I'm not interested in subscribing to National Geographic. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1795 We only serve enlightenment and espresso. Food's on K2. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1796 Advice? Sure—next time, take the train up. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1797 Yes, I have reached enlightenment, and, I have no reservations. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1798 Without a reservation you'll be waiting here forever. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1799 No, sorry, this is Mountain Cafe. Fountain Cafe is down on 4th Street. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1800 What's the meaning of this? 1.3099 0.05211 142 110 20 12
1801 Party of oneness? I have a divine spot by the glacial erratic. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1802 The Meaning of Life IS a good coffee shop. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1803 I'm sorry, the restrooms are for customers only. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1804 Jesus! A reservation! All I want is a glass of water! 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1805 I'm here about the internship. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1806 I'd tell you the meaning of life, but we don't allow climbing shoes after 6 o'clock. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1807 And a question for you: Do you have a reservation? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1808 Yes, the coffee is Fair Trade. Do you have another moral quandary? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1809 Sorry, but the enlightenment business was just a fad. We're a coffee shop now 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
1810 It is only by looking inward that you will attain a reservation. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1811 Enlightenment is best served with a side of exhaustion, my child. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1812 Sorry, you must print out your coupon ahead of time. 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
1813 Hello there....Your reservation is for tomorrow. 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
1814 Welcome to Higher Ground. We are your conscience. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1815 It's kinda like the definition of jazz--if you didn't fly in by chopper, you probably can't afford to eat here 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1816 This is my higher calling. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1817 Are you sure you can’t seat an incomplete party? My partner is two days behind me. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1818 I hear the food is heavenly. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1819 No, Starbucks is two peaks over. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1820 A table won't be available for an eternity? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1821 Enter username and password 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
1822 Sorry, but table service is only for guests who’ve attained enlightenment. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1823 Sorry, we can't seat you until the entire party arrives. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1824 Let's just say that Google and wifi changed my business model. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1825 Forget the meaning of life. Do you have a reservation? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1826 ‘I’m sorry, but we just sold the last scone.” 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1827 What do you mean there's no Wi-Fi? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1828 I’ve come for the haute cuisine. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1829 Why didn't you take the elevator? 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1830 Table for one with an ideological view, please. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1831 Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1832 Dad, you left home to start a restaurant? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1833 Same thing as I told them. Coffee is the secret to contentment. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1834 Great view but how's the food? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1835 On the up side, I do know the password for the wi-fi. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1836 I'm looking for a peak experience. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1837 The Wi-Fi password is 'Enlightenment' 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1838 It was a reservation for two but... 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1839 We're fresh out of ultimate truth. Care to try our scones? 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1840 I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1841 Or there are always seats on the outcropping. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1842 You have to check your backpack by the elevator. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1843 With the purchase of a six dollar coffee you will receive enlightenment. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1844 Try to imagine life without WiFi. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1845 I'm sorry, but you just missed happy hour. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1846 Sorry, we only accept former EPA scientists and disillusioned progressives. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1847 We're full. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1848 Mantra-shmantra! Who cares? Do you have a reservation? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1849 I'm sorry, but we only take cash. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1850 Do you seek enlightenment, or just coffee? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1851 But what is the meaning of reservation? 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1852 With true enlightenment you get continental breakfast. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1853 Sorry. No coat, no service 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1854 I was lonely. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1855 Is everyone in your party here? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1856 The best I can do for you is a seat at the bar. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1857 Do you validate? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1858 Enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1859 I'm sorry, there's a dress code. 1.3094 0.04433 139 100 35 4
1860 Yes, there's an elevator. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1861 Restrooms are for customers only. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1862 We don't do takeout. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1863 So sorry sir, Nirvana’s restrooms are for customers only. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1864 I'm afraid I can't seat you sir until your chakras have completely aligned. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1865 Can I use your restroom? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1866 Welcome to our cafe. Mantra or non-mantra seating? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1867 Could I get a table with a view? 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1868 Do you take Discover card? 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
1869 Welcome to Higher Grounds. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1870 She's on her way? I'm sorry, but we only seat complete parties. 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
1871 I'm sorry, sir, but we can't seat you until your whole party arrives. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1872 I don't have a reservation, but do you take climb-ins? 1.3088 0.04491 136 98 34 4
1873 Yes, this really is the answer. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1874 Welcome! Have you come for dinner or wisdom? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1875 Inside, outside or first available? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1876 The regular latte is $2.95. The special latte - which gives you direct cognition of Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva, and instantaneous enlightenment - eternal moksha - freedom - the goal of all human seeking, is $5.95. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1877 I am sorry sir, we can't seat you until your entire party is present. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1878 Yes, the elevator guys came just a few minutes after you left. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1879 Sorry, we don’t take clime-ins. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1880 Am I too late for happy hour? 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1881 Yelp typo. We are shade grown and organic but not fair trade. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1882 Is Happy Hour still on? 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1883 You made it just in time. We're becoming a Starbucks next week. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1884 Welcome to the top floor of Amazon's new headquarters. And yes, yet another shared workspace. 1.3088 0.04491 136 98 34 4
1885 Your 3 answers are: The diners are a figment of your imagination, I sit on a rug because I'm a backward guru, and I don't know how you are going to get down. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1886 I come seeking enlightenment -- and a fantastic French red 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1887 I'm sorry. Coat and tie are required. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1888 We can't offer you enlightenment, but our bar is full service. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1889 The path to enlightenment lies in bottomless mimosas. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1890 Today’s Special is Total Enlightenment, with fries. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1891 Lunch? Yes, Enlightenment will take a bit longer. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1892 Enlightenment wasn’t enough. I had to add services. 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1893 Unfortunately, truth seekers don't pay the bills. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1894 Look, our website is very clear. I can tell about the meaning of life, but only if you order a latte. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1895 I'm sorry but the bathrooms are for guests only. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1896 I'm not here to dispense life's secrets, only to tell people that walk-ins cannot be accommodated, that reservations are required. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1897 Did I forget to mention the free helicopter ride? 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1898 You must have been expecting me - right? 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1899 There's no wait if you'd like your enlightenment at the bar. 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 5
1900 Hello Guru, I have an uberEats pickup for Jane 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1901 My advice? You should've taken the elevator on the opposite side. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1902 I can only help you if you want to become a waiter 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
1903 You could have taken the escalator. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1904 Hey, mister, can I use the bathroom or do I have to order something first? 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
1905 I understand. Everyone has reservations, but I am looking for commitment. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
1906 Our prix fixe includes WiFi, latte and Nirvana. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1907 The Crippling Self Doubt guru is on the next mountain over. I am Reservations only. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
1908 Yes, a necktie is required. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1909 We have WI-FI. Google 'Meaning of Life.' 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1910 Do you deliver? 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1911 The waiting time will be eternity. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1912 We're redefining haute cuisine. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1913 We can seat you once the rest of your party has arrived. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1914 Our reservationist is located at the bottom of the mountain. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1915 The enlightenment business model just wasn't cutting it anymore. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1916 Why, yes, we do have Wi-Fi. It connects to a higher power. 1.3060 0.04397 134 96 35 3
1917 Remember for next time, we are on Open Table. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1918 I can sit you at the bar now -- they can take all of your existential questions there, too. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1919 Welcome to the Enlightenment Cafe where your thirst for meaning is slaked with our ethically-sourced, small-batch, barista-curated coffee drinks...what can I get started for you today? 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1920 Party of one? 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1921 Do I LOOK like Alexa?! 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1922 Sorry, but after that terrible review in the New Yorker it's reservations only. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1923 I don’t have a reservation but can I use your bathroom? 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1924 I'm not really sure son, the wait for a table may take an eternity. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1925 It’ll be 20-25 minutes, we have a table that’s almost achieved enlightenment. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1926 There's no secret. Just make an online reservation next time. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1927 It's free but you must look inwards for the password 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1928 Turns out the answer to true inner peace is a ginger-spiced latte! 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1929 Sorry,enlightenment is by reservation only 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1930 Welcome to Le Plateau, have you left all your reservations behind? 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1931 You have journeyed far to find peace, yet peace is everywhere. Like Starbucks. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1932 Welcome to the Inner Peace of Pie Cafe 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1933 You must have some real nirvana to come here uninvited! 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1934 I always thought the Bible said you got two tablets from God not two tables!!! 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1935 The meaning of life? No reservations. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1936 We don't offer enlightenment anymore, but we're now proud to serve Starbucks coffee. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1937 Well in your case I would suggest the first step to enlightenment is to make reservations 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1938 We're booked through Thursday, but I hear there's some openings at K2. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1939 Yes my son, we only use high-altitude organic coffee. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1940 One question: Do you have a gluten-free menu? 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1941 The Lord was specific that there would be only two tables on top of Mount Sinai. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1942 Sorry, you should have called for a reservation. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1943 My question is really about the meaning of life, I just want to know if you accept American Express. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1944 Hi, I'm Todd, and I'll be your enlightenment server today. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1945 Welcome to Nirvana for Republicans 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1946 I’ve been epicurious about this place. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1947 Sorry, but we could only hold your reservation for 15 minutes. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1948 I realize the reservation is for two, but something went down. 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1949 Do you have WiFi? 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1950 Can you change my reservation for two to just one? 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1951 Yes my son , we do accept Bitcoin 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1952 Thanks, but I thought you had a liquor license. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1953 Is this the inner truth and eternal serenity meetup? 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1954 Are you seeking the single truth or a double cappuccino? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1955 The rest of your party found our elevator. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1956 We require a non-North Face Jacket I'm afraid, sir. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1957 Do you seek enlightenment or a table for one? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1958 Sorry, restrooms are for reincarnates only. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1959 Dinner jacket? 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1960 Trust me, when your mind is open to the universe, it can seem like forever for a table to open up. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
1961 I’m sorry,we only take reservations. 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
1962 Are you hiring? 1.3037 0.05286 135 105 19 11
1963 And how many in your party Mr. Donner? 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
1964 Someone should have informed you of our dress code. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
1965 Question is: was it worth the trip? 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1966 Table for one.....enlightenment or non-enlightenment? 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
1967 I'm sorry sir! We cannot seat you until your entire party is here. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
1968 The wait time depends on how much cash is in the one hand clapping. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
1969 Yes, I can tell you the wifi password. 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1970 A life without reservations is not worth living. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
1971 May I use the restroom? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1972 chat or meditate 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1973 Why am I here? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1974 Not enlightenment, just coffee. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1975 I have a reservation for Om. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1976 Actually, we're not vegan. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1977 No, I don't have any outdoor seating available right now. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1978 The wait is two lifetimes. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1979 You have three questions -- you can ask me anything, but I highly recommend the tomato soup. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1980 I can probably squeeze you in before the rapture. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1981 No Coke, Pepsi 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1982 Do you have a table with some insight please. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1983 Sorry, all our tables are booked. Would you like to wait on our meditation ledge? 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1984 Sorry. Proper attire required. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1985 We only have the secret of great lattes and a good high-speed internet connection. 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
1986 The Oracle has a nice informal cafe at Delphi. Try there. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1987 Can I get my order of enlightenment to go? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1988 The answer to your question is 'no'. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1989 You're the first in your party to arrive. Have a seat at the bar. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1990 Is that to go or to stay? 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1991 Sorry, the bathroom is for customers only. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1992 Nirvana for one? 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
1993 You need a tie? 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1994 I had to diversify. Who needs an oracle when you’ve got WiFi? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1995 I'm sorry sir, it looks like we have your reservation down for your next incarnation. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1996 No reservation? I'm sorry, reservations are made on the other mountain. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1997 I'm sorry, rest rooms are for patrons only!tedoconnell1@aol.com 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1998 Demographically this location would support another Starbucks 1.3008 0.04526 133 97 32 4
1999 What did you think Heaven was? 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2000 We have one table left for lunch next Wednesday. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2001 I'm sorry, but we insist that our diners wear a ties. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2002 Welcome. Cash only, please. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2003 The path toward enlightenment won't be available until around nine-ish. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2004 Excuse me, is this Davos Economic Forum or did I take the wrong train ? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2005 It’s simple dude. Wake up and smell the coffee. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2006 But the rest of my party doesn't arrive until Spring. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2007 I’ll have a decaf double double, with a twist of lemon, and the truffle-dusted croissant, to go, please. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2008 You can't be seated until your whole party is here. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2009 Please let me know when the rest of your party arrives. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2010 Sorry, it's reservations only. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2011 The meaning of life is today's special? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2012 Welcome to A Ledged Nirvana! 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
2013 Perhaps after high tea something will open up. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2014 The pay and benefits are good; I just wish they wouldn’t play so much old age music. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2015 Welcome to Complete Enlightenment! Do you have a reservation? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2016 Your reservation was for your last life. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2017 Try the next mountain. They don't take reservations. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2018 Smoking or non-smoking section? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2019 Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party is present. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2020 If only I had the wisdom to make a reservation. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2021 Welcome to my course on transcendental caffeination. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2022 We only take cash. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2023 Sorry, "Shangri-La" is that mountain over there. This is "The Shangri-La". 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2024 You didn't mention requiring a tie when I made my reservation! 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2025 Your wish for a reservation is granted. You have two wishes remaining 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2026 Now that you have climbed 10,000 feet, remove your shoes, pour out any liquids, and you may begin your inward journey. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2027 I’m sorry, but our dress code is strictly enforced. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
2028 … Sage advice?? Yeah. Try the veal. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2029 We're a full service sit down restaurant. Not like 23 Starbucks you passed on the way up. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2030 Sorry, the answer to your question is we have a dress code. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2031 I did the call ahead... 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2032 "The secret is "franchising". 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2033 I got lonely, so I opened this little place. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2034 Not so sure about advice, but I can recommend the fish. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2035 Things haven't been the same since we began offering free wifi. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2036 Your mother says you have to come home now. 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
2037 My reservation is for Friday. The traffic was light so I'm 2 days early. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2038 Oh great guru what's the special today? 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2039 Do you have a dinner jacket in your backpack? 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2040 Hang in there, your table's almost ready. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2041 Sorry-jacket and tie required. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2042 One does not simply reach the peak. First, one must make a reservation. 1.3000 0.04320 130 93 35 2
2043 I'm sorry but we have a dress code. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2044 Hi my name is The Lord Almighty and I’ll be your server today 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2045 But I yodeled for a reservation three days ago. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2046 No Reservation, no enlightenment. Sorry! 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2047 Sorry, our reservation policy clearly stated we only hold the table for one day. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2048 The WiFi password is Om. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2049 I come seeking the WiFi password! 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2050 This is Take A Hike SUSHI. Himalayan Stir Fry closed months ago. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2051 Do you have Wi-Fi here? 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2052 Sorry, We have a Dress Code. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2053 Sorry, we're completely booked. 1.3000 0.05531 130 103 15 12
2054 No, I was enlightened by the USA investor visa guidelines. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2055 If you prefer tea, you can go to Hell. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
2056 You should have called ahead. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
2057 You can have a view or enlightenment but not both. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2058 Without any reservation at all, I can tell you that you aren't getting seated. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2059 We're booked through eternety. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2060 Welcome to Nirvana. Do you have a reservation? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2061 We support diversity and inclusion here, so there's no dress code for staff, but for customers, a complete set of mountain climbing gear is a trigger indicator of income inequality and is therefore not acceptable. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2062 Turns out, the secret of life is a good cup-a-joe. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
2063 Sorry Kitchen just closed, can you come back tomorrow? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2064 The truly enlightened use the cable car. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
2065 Welcome pilgrim. Do you seek knowledge or knockwurst? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2066 I’m not at all surprised by your High overhead costs. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2067 No, we're not vegan here. I think you have the wrong mountain. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
2068 I'm sorry, no necktie, no service 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
2069 Crap! Did I die on the way up? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2070 Long trip or not, you still need a reservation. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2071 Your reservation was for yesterday. Have a Namas-day. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
2072 Welcome; do you have a reservation? 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
2073 If you have to ask, you can’t afford it. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2074 You may reach nirvana by following the Eightfold Path, but you will never attain a seat without a reservation. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2075 Could I see your take-out menu? 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
2076 I can sit you at the bar, but it will take at least two hours to get enlightenment. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2077 Your wait time for Nirvana is about 30 to 40 minutes. 1.2975 0.04491 121 87 32 2
2078 I converted to coffee because its followers are more devout. 1.2975 0.04642 121 88 30 3
2079 I'm sorry, but you are fifteen minutes late for your reservation 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
2080 The road to enlightenment cannot be burdened by reservations. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
2081 I can seat you in your next lifetime. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2082 I'm sorry sir, did you make a reservation? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
2083 Is there a dress code 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2084 Sorry. We no longer offer takeout. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2085 nirvana or non-nirvana 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2086 Enlightenment? No. But how about a decaf soy no-foam latte? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
2087 Sorry, we cannot seat you without a reservation. Namaste 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2088 Turns out the answer is free wi-fi. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2089 It's simply a higher level of al fresco dining. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2090 How long you been waiting? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2091 What do you mean, I need a jacket and tie??!! 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2092 Inner peace, enlightenment, or yak ribs and a Caesar salad? 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2093 The password? Sorry, 'Do you have Wi-Fi?' was your one question. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2094 I'm sorry . What was your order again? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
2095 I'm afraid you must namaste here till your whole party has arrived. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2096 Sorry, no reservations, no enlightenment!!! 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2097 After you have been enlightened, please stay and enjoy free wifi. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
2098 I am sorry that your friend is running late, but we only seat complete parties. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2099 Welcome, fancy a little Haute Cuisine? 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2100 Earliest reservation I have is next week Thursday. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2101 Excuse me, what’s the WiFi password? 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2102 We discontinued take-out. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2103 It’s always wise to make a reservation. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
2104 Meaning of life? I am here for the view. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
2105 What is your wifi code? 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
2106 The wifi password is 3nli6ht3nm3nt 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
2107 There is no secret to getting a good table. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
2108 High tea begins at Four PM. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
2109 Location, location, location. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2110 It is laudable for one to strive for nirvanna, but in this situation one also needs a reservation. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2111 You're not on the list. Are you sure you didn't call the Matterhorn location? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2112 There might be a seat at the bar. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2113 the truth is the food is overrated 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2114 But I am a social climber. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2115 They call it High Tea. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2116 Do you seek entitlement? 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2117 Sorry, no table without a reservation 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2118 The answers you seek can be found among our daily specials. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2119 Sorry, Only Visa and American Express. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2120 No, I don't know the wi-fi password. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2121 I’d help you but I have my reservations. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2122 Didn’t you contemplate a reservation? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2123 No, it is just me, my companion fell off the mountain. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2124 The latte won't come to you. You must come to the latte. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2125 Did you want valley parking? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2126 Your burger is the only reason to go above 14th Street. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2127 Sorry but your reservation is for next Saturday. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2128 You may only join us without reservation. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2129 Table for onnnnnnnnnne? 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2130 I’m sorry. The check-in desk is on the ground level. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2131 I'm sorry, but this is an upscale restaurant. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2132 Our coffee has an altitude. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2133 One grande enlightenment to go please 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2134 Take Out is around back... 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2135 Are you ordering enlightenment under the prix fixe menu or a la carte? 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2136 I guess I can wait. 1.2937 0.04517 126 92 31 3
2137 Yes, even up here you need a coat and tie and a reservation for the fine dining room. But allow me to recommend our casual cafe downstairs. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2138 Some words of wisdom--even with a reservation, call to confirm. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2139 Would you like to hear about our Contented Hour specials? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2140 The way to a mind's enlightenment is through the stomach via your wallet. 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2141 After meditating about your wait time, I can confidently say it will be several days. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2142 Welcome. But I must warn you, we're all out of Wisdom! 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2143 Do you have free wi-fi and a table near an electrical outlet? 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2144 My son, everything is high here. 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2145 Wisdom and knowledge? Or a table for one at 7:00 P.M.? 1.2937 0.04227 126 90 35 1
2146 Yes, you died on El Capitan. Regular or decaf? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2147 Both of our tables are full. You may wish to make a reservation next time. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2148 There's a forty-five minute wait and we're out of the Chateaubriand. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2149 No, we're not hiring valet drivers at the moment. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2150 The true meaning of happiness in a single word... "reservation" 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2151 I'm sorry. We don't take climb-ins. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2152 Yes, the place you were searching for has been right in front of you all along. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2153 The prices in here are just like the location. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2154 They never told us about a dress code. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2155 The cup is not half empty, or half full. The cup is a Venti Mocha Cappuccino. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2156 Mile-high club members only. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2157 Yes, I'm the bouncer, and no, you can't come in. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2158 Are you seeking enlightenment, Wi-Fi, or a chai latte? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2159 Did you bring the Grey Poupon? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2160 No tables are available now, but I can put you on the list for your next life. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2161 Relax... I am neither happy nor sad to see you. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2162 We're booked this evening. Can you come back tomorrow? 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2163 I can neither answer your question nor seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2164 You should have made reservations. 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2165 This is only the first level of enlightenment. Self-actualization and profiteroles are on level two. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2166 This is Fine Dining, Wisdom is two mountains to your left. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2167 Life is a plateau, not a destination. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2168 Can I just get the t-shirt? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2169 You climbed up? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2170 I see a waitstaff position in your future. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2171 What do you mean, you're out of coffee?? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2172 I thought the mile high club was an old wives’ tale! 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2173 You're 5 minutes late. We gave your reservation to someone else. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2174 We're ascetic, but not that ascetic. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2175 Welcome to Nirvana. Do you have a reservation? 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2176 Enlightenment or Cappuccino? 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2177 Is this the new mountain-to-table restaurant? 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2178 I'm sorry, a jacket is required for dinner. 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2179 Not yet - it's first succumb, first served. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2180 What do you mean you can't find my reservation? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2181 No, smart-ass, it's the Shangri-La, video-poker restaurant and family pub! 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2182 Smoking or non-smoking? 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2183 Have you any reservations? 1.2937 0.04374 126 91 33 2
2184 I was here before it was popular. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2185 Sorry. Tables with a view are all taken. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2186 It's location, dude -- location location location. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2187 Anything near a window? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2188 For two people at 1 PM. Preferably something with a view. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2189 Any inside seating available? 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2190 Faster horses, younger woman, older whiskey. 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2191 I have a mental reservation for one. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2192 Indoor or patio? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2193 Sorry, but the Young Republicans are camping one pinnacle to the right. This is the Still Hauling for Hillary group. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2194 No, we do not have a vegetarian menu 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2195 You passed the Starbucks on your way up. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2196 Sorry, my child. Shorts are not allowed. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2197 The coffee is free. The self-knowledge costs $8. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2198 Sorry, it's going to be a bit of a wait. Do you want to take a walk? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2199 I have a reservation, something with a view. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2200 People wanted coffee more than to learn the meaning of life, so I had to adapt. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2201 I had no trouble giving up most comforts of modern life, but I found I couldn't live without an upscale coffee shop. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2202 How many will you be? 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2203 I’ve been waiting for a reservation for 50 years... 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2204 Who's the unlucky lady? 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2205 Sorry, we're booked for your next two lifetimes. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2206 What do you mean you lost my reservation? 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2207 No, I'm the maitre d. Not as much respect, but the tips are terrific. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2208 There's a road on the other side. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2209 I didn't think I needed a reservation. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2210 Table for one? Will that be enlightened or unenlightened? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2211 Welcome to Enlightenment. Have you a reservation? 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2212 I'm sorry sir. No walk-ins. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2213 We offer free 'Why-Fi'. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2214 Sorry, we're full. It's always like this during peak season. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2215 No, I didn't call ahead for a reservation. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2216 I lament your dissatisfaction. Nonetheless, saffron robes are required attire for gentlemen. We only permit him to wear track suits because he’s the Dalai Lama. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
2217 We do have a table. Are you okay with no view? 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2218 How’s the bubbly up here? 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2219 Welcome to Nirvana dining, enjoy the sin-free food. 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
2220 Sorry. We're fully booked. 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
2221 Little did Steven know that "Nirvana" was just the name of an overpriced coffee shop. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2222 No, we don't have soy milk. Yak milk only. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2223 I suggest your first wish should be to ask for a reservation. 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
2224 We're full can you come back tomorrow? 1.2913 0.05374 127 100 17 10
2225 Hello, Did nobody tell you that there is an elevator on the other side of the mountain? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2226 What do you mean I need a jacket? 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2227 Would it be okay if I use your restroom? 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2228 Do you have a table in your no-snowing section? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2229 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have a table without a view. 1.2903 0.05583 124 99 14 11
2230 The secret of happiness is to call ahead for a reservation. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2231 Couldn't you find the elevator? 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2232 Reservations required! 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2233 I'm sorry. You should have called ahead. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2234 Yes, this is nirvana. 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2235 What's good? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2236 I thought we were meeting in private. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2237 Jesus! They put in a Starbucks here, too 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2238 So, unless I don't have reservations, I can't get a table? 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2239 Dining al fresco today? 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2240 I'd like to know secret of life and if my improv group could perform here this weekend. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2241 I'm sorry; you don't have a reservation. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2242 Traffic was light. I got here early. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2243 How should I know? I'm just a guy who's run out of chairs. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2244 No, we don't take Discover. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2245 Can you call me a cab. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2246 We are close to getting a Michelin star 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2247 Would there be room at the bar? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2248 You are aware that there is a surcharge for enlightenment. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2249 No, you can't see a menu. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2250 Salvation is available only to paying customers. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2251 What are today's seafood specials? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2252 Table for one, please. I'd prefer the spiritual enlightenment section with a mountain view. 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2253 Sorry. We only accept bitcoin. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2254 I need to change the reservation number for the Donner Party. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2255 We recently got rezoned into a mixed-use mountaintop. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2256 Firstly, thank you for not asking the same question. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2257 Our food is great, but we're lacking in atmosphere. 1.2903 0.04402 124 90 32 2
2258 Please wait to be seated. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2259 I’m sorry. I only take people without reservations. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2260 No reservation. No Ascension. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2261 Please....I really have to go. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2262 No, I did not make a reservation, but I meditated about one. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2263 I recommend one with everything. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2264 Oh, don't be so naive. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2265 He said to tell you this is the Last Supper... and we won't be needing any more fish and loaves. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2266 Sorry, bathroom's out of order. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2267 Welcome to the Good Karma Cafe. How may we uplift you? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2268 No jacket and tie? Sadly your long journey has come to an end. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2269 I hear the menu is on a tablet. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2270 The answer you seek is free WiFi. Once you have that, the rest of the answers are in Google. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2271 yes son, the meaning of life is a table with a view. 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
2272 I'm sorry, social climbers only. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2273 The path to enlightenment is fully booked until next Tuesday. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2274 We don't have any openings at the moment, but would you like to make a reservation for your next incarnation? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2275 If you can wait for the next avalanche, there should be an available table. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2276 Well, your signpost didn't mention anything about a dress code. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2277 The first step toward total consciousness is to become conscious of our reservation system. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2278 When even Brooklyn became too expensive, we had to get creative. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2279 Is this "Nosh 'n Nirvana?" 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2280 Oh Wise One, what is the secret to the lingonberry compote? 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2281 Are your restrooms for paying customers only? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2282 I'm sorry but gentlemen must wear coat and tie. 1.2881 0.04520 118 86 30 2
2283 The wait is currently one lifetime. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2284 If you leave your cell number, I’ll text you when your table is ready. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2285 First, a reservation for one, then the answer to all of life's questions~~ 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2286 The meaning of life appears to be calling ahead. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2287 Yelp? No, I saw the yaks parked outside. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2288 Geez, I thought there would be pearly gates... 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2289 Enlighten me, do you have a reservation? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2290 No tie, no service. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2291 Welcome to Peak. I’m so sorry but a jacket is required ... there’s a Men’s Wearhouse at 14,000 feet. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2292 Table for one, sir? Will that be being, or non-being? 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2293 I'm sorry, but you broke the 11th Commandment: "Be nice to those you meet on the way up, because you will meet them on the way down." 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2294 Yes, of course we have wi-fi. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2295 Sorry, we have no phone. We take reservations only by transcendental meditation. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2296 If you feel anger about us losing your reservation, then you are not ready, grasshopper. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2297 I am sorry, your reservation was for yesterday 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2298 The knowledge you'll gain here is priceless. Along that same line, refills are free. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2299 We don't have a no smoking section. This is a volcano. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2300 I'm sorry, we don't have a takeout menu. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2301 I'm sorry, sir, we do insist on a necktie for seating. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
2302 Welcome! You’ve reached a Higher State of Bean. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2303 Yes, the coffee is heavenly. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2304 Jacket and tie required. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
2305 I understand your perspective, but the Starbucks proposal was just too good to turn down 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2306 I'm sorry but we don't have "a table by the window. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2307 Yeah man, It's all downhill from here. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2308 Six months. You should have checked our reservations web page. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2309 Sorry, the vegetarian bistro is on the other ridge. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2310 Just as a reminder, enlightenment is for paying customers only. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2311 Sorry, no hike-ins. We only seat by manifestation. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2312 No, we don't have wi-fi. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2313 If you leave your résumé and mantra, we’ll get back to you. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2314 Prime members get free delivery 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2315 I have a Groupon for the Enlightenment Brunch. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2316 Sorry Sir,your reservations are totally unfouded 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2317 I’m sorry, we cannot seat you until your entire party survives the ascent. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2318 Table for one-with-the-universe? There’s about a 45 minute wait. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2319 What is the meaning of life? I'll have the answer and your table in about twenty minutes. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2320 I'd like a table with a view. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
2321 Welcome to our hermitage's Platinum Level austerity retreat. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2322 Yes son, of course you need a reservation. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2323 Welcome to Haute Cuisine. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2324 Table for one-with-everything? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2325 It'll be about a 15 minute wait for enlightenment, but feel free to go think at our bar. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2326 We changed the name to 'plâteaux.' That's when the gentrification started. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2327 Are you the infamous Dali Latte? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2328 Welcome to Table for K2. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2329 Sorry. A coat and tie are required. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2330 Sorry, young man, that's life "without reservation" you're looking for... that's one cliff over. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2331 Sorry, we're full, try again tomorrow 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2332 I'd like a table by a window, please 1.2869 0.05519 122 97 15 10
2333 Yes, you have the right address... a table will available in 6 months...you may sit at the bar and we'll call you when it's ready... 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2334 Sorry they fell--but it's an hour for a 4-top whereas I can seat you at the counter immediately! 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2335 Do you have a reservation or do you care to wait? 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2336 Shorts? Really? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2337 Bugsy sent me. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2338 We just served the last dinner, the kitchen is closed. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2339 You say the secret of life is in the wine markup? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2340 Scuttlebutt is . . . your prices are a bit steep. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2341 Takeout? That's at our Himalayan location only. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2342 Guess the mantra and you get a free meal. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2343 Sorry...No shoes, no sharpa, no service. 1.2869 0.05640 122 98 13 11
2344 My advice to you is "Don't have the soup." 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2345 No reservation? Sorry, restrooms are only for customers. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2346 What do you mean, our prices are too high? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2347 Simply said young man, I find it more profitable selling triple mocha cappuccinos than selling the "Secret to Life." 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2348 Sorry, we don’t take clime-ins. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2349 This is the only location I could find that was not next-door to a Starbucks 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2350 Welcome to Divine and Dine. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2351 Having no destination, you are not lost. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2352 If you don't have one we can loan you a jacket and a tie. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2353 A reservation? What are you, high? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2354 The Wisdom is free, the rooms with the meal plan are $450.00 a night. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2355 May I please see your menu? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2356 Are you here for the gourmet salt tasting? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2357 I'm sorry, sir. We require a tie. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2358 Confucius say, no bookee, no seatee. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2359 Tabula for one....rasa if available 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2360 It's a question of mind over bladder. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2361 Enlightenment awaits... if table 3 ever decides to pay their bill! 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2362 Most people seek a good espresso and decent wi-fi. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2363 I'm sorry, your reservation was for 2:00. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2364 They didn't tell you downstairs that we're strictly vegetarian? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2365 Enlightenment only when your whole party is seated. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2366 Yes.You can have a cappuccino.You have two more wishes. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2367 But I made the reservation on Open Table! 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2368 Why Yes, we're animal friendly. The goat just went for cheese. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2369 Actually, Enlightenment is the name of our new concept coffee house 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2370 Yes, we validate parking 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2371 Himalayan java to go? - that's a tall order, young man. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2372 How long is the wait for a walk-in? 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2373 Will you be dining alone? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2374 So you’re saying a “tall” is a small here? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2375 Do you have any grey poupon? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2376 If it's a table you seek, you came to the right peak. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2377 Holy Moses! 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2378 Im sorry sir, this evening is reserved for Logical Positivists. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
2379 I'm sorry. We don't take climb-ins. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2380 Happiness starts with free Wi-Fi. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2381 Meaning, shmeaning; do you have a reservation ? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2382 Wisdom, schmisdom, I had to monetize the property. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2383 No, our pasta is not gluten-free. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2384 Would you like sparkling or tap water? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2385 First it was the advice, then the view. A WiFi cafe was inevitable. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2386 And I thought it was a struggle to get reservations. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2387 The Secret to Life is to Have Reservations. Do you have one? 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2388 They come for enlightenment and stay for the coffee and the free wi-fi. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2389 Is there any place around here that is gluten-free? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2390 The next step requires effortless attitude. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2391 Answering questions about the meaning of life is two mountains over. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2392 Gentrification is a bitch. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2393 I know ... No matter where you go, you can't escape gentrification. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2394 Welcome to the summit, I'm afraid it's all downhill from here. Namaste 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2395 I’m sorry, but the WiFi password counts as your one question. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2396 Seriously, a friggin' dress code? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2397 I’m sorry, this area is for Starbucks Reserve platinum members only. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2398 I can't seat you without a reservation. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2399 Sorry, you haven't quite reached this plateau of enlightenment. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2400 No summit. No service. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2401 You don’t take credit cards? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2402 Keep your prices high and your competition low. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
2403 Meditation and solitude wasn't paying the bills, so I... 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2404 Sir, Open Table says your reservation is on Alp 3, sorry. Namaste. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2405 Our soup of the day is Existential Stew. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2406 no we don't validate... 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2407 May I see your menu? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2408 The good news is that finding out how hard it is to get a table is often an 'Aha' moment. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2409 Welcome to Peak Experience. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2410 Have you come for wisdom, or a good expresso? 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2411 Good afternoon--Do you have a reservation? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2412 Yes, there is free Wifi. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2413 Climb it change is real. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2414 I’ll have a Venti Teavana Shaken Strawberry Green Tea Infusion Lemonade. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2415 People in high places don't need reservations. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2416 Welcome to Starbuck's newest and highest location. 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
2417 Has your entire party arrived? 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
2418 Excuse me... Do you have take out? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2419 I'd like a table with good atmosphere. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2420 Is this the internet covfefe for the soul? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2421 Just make me one with everything please. 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
2422 Just let me know when your entire party is here. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2423 Where’s the Gift Shop? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2424 The wait for a table is 10 minutes. The wait for the truth; I'm taking reservations for next week. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2425 You think this kind of view comes free? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2426 The desserts here are to die for. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2427 The people dining alfresco? Not as odd as this being "The New Yorker's" third guru on a mountain cartoon in a month. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2428 One answer, to go, please. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2429 No … This is just a way-station to heaven. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2430 Follow me. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2431 It'll be about a 20 minute wait. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2432 Is this the stairway to heaven? 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2433 The prices look steep. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2434 I called for a to go order 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2435 Leave me a good review on Yelp and I'll tell you the meaning of life. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2436 It's a kind of pop up shop concept. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2437 Smith, party of 4. It will just be the three of us. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2438 Then where's the nearest public restroom? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2439 I’m sorry. It’s by reservation only. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2440 Yeah, they took the elevator ... 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2441 Oh, I would guess another 15 or 20 minutes. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
2442 I would like one Yak milk latte 1.2843 0.04700 102 74 27 1
2443 We don’t accept walk-ins. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2444 Sorry, we're vegan! 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2445 Excuse me, what's the WiFi passcode here? 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2446 We take neither walk ins or walk ups. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2447 Do you have a public bathroom? 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
2448 I found enlightenment...and the last underserved Starbucks market. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2449 Yelp says you have the best Himalayan coffee. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2450 I'm sorry, but the Groupon is only valid at our drive-thru locations. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2451 You're late! Know that, "Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve." 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2452 Yes it's a false summit, but it has free refills. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2453 Most people don’t want the cold, hard truth. But they do want a nice hot latte. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2454 There are nine levels up here too. The first is dining. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2455 Do you accept walk-ups? 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2456 We don't accept credit cards. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2457 The meaning of life? I'm the maître d. You want I should ask the sommelier? 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2458 What? Enlightenment doesn't pay for my kids college. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2459 Why? I'm afraid I don't know. But wifi? Yeah, we've got that. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2460 The other people fell out of line 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2461 What is the sound of one lip smacking? 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
2462 Is this the Meaning of Life Cafe? 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2463 1. Sorry restrooms are for Patrons only. 2. No sir, your reservation is for next Tuesday 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2464 Are you okay with sharing a table? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2465 There's a 45 minute wait for the next available enlightenment. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2466 No, we don't have pumpkin spice. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2467 Do you have any seats at the summit? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2468 Sorry. This is a private party 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2469 I heard you were hiring. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2470 Entree is a fluffed and salted Himalayan salad - main course is lightly poached rocky mountain oysters. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2471 They come for the enlightenment, they stay for the wi-fi. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2472 We've got about a 15,000 foot wait. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2473 I’m sorry the terrain was more difficult than expected but you are still a day late for your reservation. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2474 Now that you mention it, I suppose enlightened does look a lot like unenlightened. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2475 Our dining area is booked up, but the rooftop bar is open. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2476 Welcome to Koffee & Karma! 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2477 Do you have free Wifi here? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2478 I had no choice. They raised my rent. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2479 You poor lad! Why didn't you take the elevator? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2480 I was going to be a philosophy major, but I had some reservations. 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
2481 We have no reservations here! 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2482 Please use the other door. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2483 I'm sorry, it's a "Customers Only" restroom. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2484 I found enlightenment here, but it would have been easier to just go to Starbucks. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2485 I Forgot the Secret Word. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2486 I'M SORRY. proper attire is required 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2487 You should have taken the Fast Food Trail about a mile below. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2488 The meaning of it all? It's best to have a reservation! 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2489 Do you think this strikes the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2490 It's a little sideline because, frankly, poverty sucks. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2491 Alas, my son, for you have journeyed in vain. Restrooms are for customers only. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2492 1. do you have a reservation? 2.i am sorry sir ,we have a dress code. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2493 Yes, I'm with Uber Eats. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2494 Yes we are vegan. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2495 Can I get that, to go? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2496 "No, meaning is not on our menu here. You might try the next mountain". 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2497 I’m sorry Sir, but this is a black tie summit. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2498 You might want to call ahead next lifetime. 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
2499 Parking we don’t validate. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2500 Do you validate Sherpas? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2501 This is enlightened dining; boy scouts' camp is one level up... 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2502 Beg your pardon but I am having a difficult time finding the valet. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2503 Sorry, We have a Dress Code. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2504 I am sorry to say backpackers are not welcome. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2505 The answer to your question is, "No, we don't have any availability." 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2506 Sorry, no enlightenment until your entire party has arrived. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2507 Table, booth, or enlightenment? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2508 Do you take climb-ins? My battery died so I couldn't call ahead. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2509 The wisdom you seek can only be granted when your party is complete. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2510 Must my entire party be present to be seated? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2511 Sorry, the restrooms are for patron only. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2512 Everest ? No, that's the one behind you. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2513 Have you come to find wisdom, inner peace and a $6.75 cup of espresso? 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
2514 This is Enlightenment the Cafe. What you seek is one mountain over. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2515 You need only understand you need not understand but to enjoy. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2516 I'm sorry -- no reservation, no answers. 1.2821 0.05674 117 94 13 10
2517 Please wait to be enlightened. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2518 We are unable to seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.2821 0.04517 117 86 29 2
2519 We don't think you are who you say you are. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2520 Sorry, but we quit serving at 11 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2521 Here at Xanadu, your mind is free, but the meals are not. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2522 Restrooms are for customers only. The sign was at the bottom. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2523 The Venti has 4 ounces more than the Grande and 8 ounces more than the Tall. You have one more question. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2524 Do you deliver to East 52nd Street? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2525 What's today's special? 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2526 Only in the case of fire should you not use the elevator. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2527 May I suggest that you contemplate using our reservation app for your next visit? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2528 Let me enlighten you on today's specials. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2529 I asked for a table with a view, not a guru. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2530 Enlightenment, no. A nice English muffin with strawberries, yes. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2531 Sorry. No shorts, sneakers, or caps permitted. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2532 Welcome to the Hillary Steppe, so close to the peak... yet so far 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2533 I'm sorry, we're booked several lifetimes in advance. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2534 You will need a tie and jacket. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2535 I'm sorry, we're all booked for this evening. Can you stop back tomorrow? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2536 Truly mindful people call ahead for reservations. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2537 They used public transportation and I used levitation. Are you seriously trying to tell me that you climbed up here without a dinner reservation? 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2538 Am I too late for the Happy Hour? 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2539 I was at Walmart for years but this is better. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2540 Do you seek ala cart knowledge or the full wisdom special? 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2541 Did you come for a table or enlightenment? 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2542 C'mon man, I brought my own table and chair. 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
2543 Welcome -- I'm Max and I'll be your enlightenment concierge today. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2544 Sorry, but I don't accept credit cards. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2545 Sorry sir, we don't serve walk-ins, only those with reservations. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2546 Any insight into how to book a table here? 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2547 Oh, Wise One. What is the meaning of brunch? 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
2548 Sorry, business casual required. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2549 A bottle of oxygen or Dom Perignon? 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2550 When did enlightenment require a reservation? 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
2551 You must have left before I got listed on Yelp 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2552 Jacket and tie - no exceptions 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2553 Coat and tie?! You can't be serious! 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2554 I'm sorry. Neckties are required. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2555 I should warn you, we only serve trail mix. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2556 I can't let you in without a jacket. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2557 I have a table for one, but it's back near the kitchen on the shady side of the mountain. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2558 The Maitre d' is getting you a loaner blazer. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2559 My advice? If you've got it, monetize it. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2560 Long wait, huh? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2561 Fully booked 'til the Great Flood, I'm afraid. I can intone if there's a cancellation. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2562 The wise man makes a reservation at the weekend. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
2563 Son, if you are seeking solitude, it has moved to the city center 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2564 Cash only. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2565 The entire party should be present before we can seat you. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2566 I'm afraid we're out of enlightenment today but the Mahi-mahi is always a wise choice. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2567 Do you do carryout? 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2568 I’m afraid we’re a bit too high end for you. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2569 You need a Rocky Mountain chai. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2570 Ohm ..... do you have a reservation? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2571 As far as your search for enlightenment , sir , I am afraid you have plateaued . 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2572 Dining in or take out? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2573 Oh, no, no ,no. The cafe you want is 30 miles east of here, and we require advance reservations. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2574 You know, there's an easier way to reach me. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2575 Perhaps you’ve set the bar too high. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2576 The mountains will call to you when your table is ready. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2577 We've nothing on the terrace. How about by the bar? 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
2578 I know what the reviews say but what we lack in atmosphere we make up for with scenery 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
2579 No, nothing on the terrace, perhaps a mat near the glacier. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
2580 I'll take one order of enlightenment to-go, please. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
2581 Coat check? 8,000 miles down on your left. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2582 The new tax reform made the enlightening business unsustainable. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2583 Our special today is loaves and fishes. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2584 yes it's al fresco, but you want the next mountain top; that's casual dress 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2585 Sorry, sport coat & tie only. Go figure. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2586 nah Ellen don't work here no more and if you see that selfish bitch tell her you gotta tell people if you got herpes, fuck 1.2797 0.05758 118 96 11 11
2587 Seeking divining, or fine dining? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
2588 I'm sorry, WiFi is for customers only. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2589 You say you had a reservation for two, but you need to change that to a eulogy for one ? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2590 I'm sorry, you should have made a reservation 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2591 Do you have a gluten-free menu? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2592 Life has no meaning without a reservation. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2593 While I wait to be seated, how did the Russians make me vote for Trump? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2594 The road less traveled...to brunch 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2595 The answer is small talk. What's the question? 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2596 Reservations? Of course, but I climbed anyway. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2597 Are there booths at the summit? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2598 I can't tell you the answer until your whole party arrives. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2599 "As your spiritual adviser, I encourage you to press on". "As your host, you have a 40 minute wait". 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2600 Sorry, we only seat complete parties. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2601 I've achieved the level of monatizing. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2602 You’ll have to wait for your entire party to arrive. 1.2783 0.05733 115 93 12 10
2603 I'm sorry. Restaurant Week is NEXT week. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2604 Sorry, no wisdom to impart, but do you want a free latte for your troubles? 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2605 Booked out for today, try again tomorrow? 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2606 My advice would be to make a reservation and wear a jacket next time. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2607 You may ask me one question … 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2608 The coffee will lift your spirit but the WiFi is a fickle mistress. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2609 'I hope you take American Express'. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2610 Sorry son, we only take reservations two lives in advance. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2611 Study my teachings and you will shed the desire for a table. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2612 I’ll be right back I forgot my wallet at base camp 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2613 Let this be a lesson. I've given away your table because you are late and not all of your party are here. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2614 The wait time depends on how slowly and reverently people drink their tea. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2615 I'm sorry, but a jacket is required. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2616 Sorry, sir, we don't do take out. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2617 But they called my name down in the Base Camp Espresso Martini Lounge.... 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2618 Is the rest of your party here? 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2619 Don't ask. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2620 Welcome to the Karma Kafé, the fifth level of enlightenment. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2621 Happily I have the answer for you. Haute cuisine. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2622 Sorry, we don't accept climb ins for dinner. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2623 I have found the coffeehouse experience enlightening. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2624 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2625 Sorry we don't get very many to go orders... talk to the bartender about 500 feet up to your left. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2626 No. I'm sorry, but here you can't "just use the restroom." 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2627 First, my son, you must spend ten years listening to vapid conversations, or tweeting. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2628 You're doing it the hard way. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2629 Enlightenment is not on today's menu; but we do have some lovely specials. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2630 We offer four varieties of lattes, free wi-fi, and eternal enlightenment. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2631 Ya... I know I reserved a table for 2. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2632 The wifi password is KaramKarmaKarmaKarmaKarmaChameleon1. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2633 This ledge is for business climbers. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2634 They're out of tables so I'm sitting on the ground like a fucking animal. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2635 Yes, you will find enlightenment, and also an awesome hot spot. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2636 I’ll be honest. The food’s not much but the atmosphere!... 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2637 We can't seat you until your entire party is here 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2638 Sorry, nothing until after 8:30 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2639 We have a dress code. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2640 Right now the wait time is approximately three lives. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2641 Cash only. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2642 If you want to know the meaning of life, order the double-smoked quail with artichoke puree. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2643 No, this is the Meaning of Life restaurant. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2644 Sorry, we're fully committed for the evening. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2645 It's true, the heart should have no reservations. And you're still going to need a reservation. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2646 There’s an elevator! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2647 Oh, and two dozen eggs, three loaves of bread and a pound of coffee would be great... 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2648 Sorry. The bathroom is only for disciples. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2649 The couple on the escarpment complained that the Chilean Sea Bass was cold. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2650 The answer to life...no....but your wait time is twenty minutes. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2651 Sorry, we don't take hike-ins. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2652 Sorry, Ivanka said you weren't on the list. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2653 Coffee and Wi-Fi, that's all there is to life. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2654 Sure, mindfulness -- and chai lattes! 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2655 I mean, I miss the solitude, but the poke bowl is just outstanding. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2656 It's a Starbucks. Can I enlighten you on anything else? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2657 I hear this is the best place to make appeals for my "Go Fund Me" time off career path, personal self improvement project. May I come in? 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2658 I'm sorry, sir; you need a reservation. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
2659 Is there a restroom key? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
2660 Without a reservation, I'm afraid only Zen seating is available. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2661 I’m here for the Early Bird Special 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2662 Didn’t I see you back in December sitting on a big green ball? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2663 We call it Karma, not reservation. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2664 I'm in charge of the food for thought. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
2665 My secret? Warm the pot first. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2666 I am Shawn. The Dolly Lama said to mention his name. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2667 Yeah thanks.....I opened my first one on a molehill... 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2668 If you’re looking for a table, the wait times are mountainous. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2669 Welcome to club "After Life". May I see your death certificate? 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2670 Either you have a reservation, or you'll need to update your GPS 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2671 Er, no, I don't have a reservation. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2672 There's parking around in back, if you'd rather not walk... 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
2673 Unfortunately, spiritual enlightenment requires an online reservation. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2674 I need to cancel my reservation. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2675 Yes, this is Amazon Web Services! 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2676 Will there be a second seating? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2677 Sorry, you're not wearing a tie. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
2678 Would you like the wifi password? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2679 So the Enlightenment meal...does that come with any sides? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2680 It's a new concept called "enlightened dining." 1.2759 0.04513 116 86 28 2
2681 Sorry, but we require reservations. May I suggest our sister restaurant, Base Camp Cafe, you climbed right past it on your way here, do try their Mountain Goat, it's divine. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
2682 I’m sorry but we don’t take travelers checks 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2683 If it has to be Starbucks, keep climbing. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2684 Yes, Buddhism is the correct religion. No, it’s still business casual. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2685 Wisdom? No. Wi-fi? Definite yes. Turns out to be more important. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2686 Come for the sage advice. Stay for the sage chai. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2687 Why yes, we have WiFi 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2688 Welcome to Yogi's, where we provide the tips. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2689 I'm sorry. Do you have reservations? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2690 Please remember to give us 5 stars on Yelp 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2691 Yes, you can attain a Wi-Fi connection on-high here. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2692 Welcome to Salmon on the Mount - table for one? 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2693 Do you have reservations for Sir Edmund Hillary and Sherpa Tenzing? 1.2743 0.04216 113 82 31 0
2694 Oh, you meant validate your parking? Sorry, I don't do that either. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2695 Unfortunately, we're not wheelchair accessible yet. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2696 Welcome to ThinAirbnb 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2697 There must have been a mistake... I made my reservation 3 months ago. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2698 No, I'm not Jerry Garcia - guess again. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2699 I thought she was asking if I had reservations about climbing this high. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2700 There’s a 15 minute wait 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2701 No, sorry, we don't. You'll have to go home and get a jacket and tie. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2702 Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2703 So many people come, I opened a restaurant. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2704 The path to enlightenment is through dark roast. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2705 Truthfully it was the "food for thought" business model, after that it was just vertical integration. 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
2706 You can't get enlightenment until April @2:30, but there's a seat at the bar. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2707 Is this the meaning of life? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2708 Who won the Superbowl? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2709 Sorry, I can't seat you until your whole party is here. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2710 Will there be a wait? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2711 It's only for the highest one percent. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
2712 Sorry, we only take Apple Pay. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2713 Welcome to the only Himalayan coffee shop with free wi-fi. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2714 Is this what they mean by 'in the cloud'? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2715 Do you seek enlightenment, or a table with a view? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2716 Mirage Advertising. Two questions left. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2717 Sorry, High Tea is just finishing. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2718 Hello, pickup order for Remnick. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2719 The only coffee you will find here is the coffee you bring. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2720 I have nothing but reservations. [italicize but] 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2721 No! Only Bitcoin. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2722 It’s a two hour wait 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
2723 For me, getting a good table IS the secret to life. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2724 The answer to your question will be at 9 - can we give you a seat at the bar? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2725 Sorry, we can't seat you until the entire party arrives. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
2726 Your entire party must be present to be seated. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2727 You’re looking for the guy with the green exercise ball. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2728 I'm so sorry. We can only seat you if the full party survived the climb. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2729 I'm looking for a table with a scenic view 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2730 Sorry, our rest room is only for dining customers. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
2731 We replaced the pearly gates with a 'virtual wall' because it seemed more humane. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2732 Actually, this is Enlattement, where people just act like they've got it all figured out. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2733 Sorry, do you have a reservation? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2734 Turns out, inner peace can be achieved with just the right ratio of home fries to coffee. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2735 I'm sorry, but no reason, no rationalism and no tie, no service. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2736 Yes, there is wifi, but you can only ask for three hints for the password. 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
2737 Do you do take away? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2738 I'm sorry but we only take reservations. No hike-ins. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2739 I'll hav