Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
We used to offer enlightenment. Then we discovered people really preferred brunch. |
1.9779 |
0.00820 |
9165 |
2930 |
3508 |
2727 |
1 |
The path to true enlightenment is long and arduous. But you may wait at the bar. |
1.9679 |
0.00803 |
9200 |
2882 |
3731 |
2587 |
2 |
Only you will truly know when your table is ready. |
1.9560 |
0.00839 |
8766 |
2907 |
3338 |
2521 |
3 |
We don't have menus here. Everybody just gets what they deserve. |
1.9429 |
0.00804 |
9660 |
3307 |
3598 |
2755 |
4 |
My son, we all have reservations. |
1.9308 |
0.00816 |
9219 |
3170 |
3517 |
2532 |
5 |
The Meaning of Life? Oh, that's just the name of the restaurant. |
1.9266 |
0.00808 |
9386 |
3243 |
3589 |
2554 |
6 |
I have a one o'clock reservation, last name is Miller but I'm no longer a party of four. |
1.9172 |
0.00836 |
9450 |
3545 |
3142 |
2763 |
7 |
Welcome to the Deli Lama. |
1.9054 |
0.00816 |
9754 |
3669 |
3339 |
2746 |
8 |
I know time is meaningless, but there is still a forty minute wait. |
1.8947 |
0.00829 |
8433 |
2936 |
3449 |
2048 |
9 |
I can't seat you until you are fully present. |
1.8940 |
0.00844 |
8877 |
3330 |
3158 |
2389 |
10 |
The journey is long, my son, but the wait is even longer. |
1.8889 |
0.01304 |
3421 |
1206 |
1389 |
826 |
11 |
All who seek enlightenment are welcome, but the restroom is for patrons only. |
1.8845 |
0.00919 |
7106 |
2590 |
2747 |
1769 |
12 |
No my son, you must come without reservations. |
1.8686 |
0.00926 |
7037 |
2646 |
2670 |
1721 |
13 |
I can answer all the questions of the universe and all anyone wants to know is the Wi-Fi password. |
1.8474 |
0.01333 |
3415 |
1336 |
1264 |
815 |
14 |
Enlightenment is on Thursdays. Today is Taco Tuesday. |
1.8425 |
0.00861 |
8370 |
3358 |
2972 |
2040 |
15 |
I can validate your existence, but not your parking. |
1.8298 |
0.00846 |
8222 |
3237 |
3147 |
1838 |
16 |
Interesting, you came up this way. Most people use the escalator on the other side... |
1.8251 |
0.00983 |
6496 |
2707 |
2218 |
1571 |
17 |
Welcome to the Deli Lama. |
1.8247 |
0.00865 |
8493 |
3575 |
2832 |
2086 |
18 |
Words of wisdom? Don't get the chicken salad. |
1.8166 |
0.00894 |
7372 |
2973 |
2778 |
1621 |
19 |
I’m sorry we’re a little busy. Maybe try off-peak. |
1.8092 |
0.00910 |
7231 |
2986 |
2639 |
1606 |
20 |
They had reservations. You have two more questions. |
1.8014 |
0.00943 |
6767 |
2840 |
2431 |
1496 |
21 |
The secret of life is call ahead. |
1.8004 |
0.01343 |
3281 |
1363 |
1210 |
708 |
22 |
The food's good, but the atmosphere's a little thin. |
1.7971 |
0.00899 |
6988 |
2825 |
2756 |
1407 |
23 |
I hope you have a tie in that back pack. |
1.7936 |
0.01067 |
5345 |
2290 |
1868 |
1187 |
24 |
Party of oneness? |
1.7916 |
0.00921 |
7298 |
3178 |
2463 |
1657 |
25 |
Good luck getting a table. I've been waiting here forever. |
1.7824 |
0.01098 |
5054 |
2209 |
1736 |
1109 |
26 |
No Wi-Fi but we have a direct connection to the cloud. |
1.7736 |
0.01049 |
5416 |
2366 |
1910 |
1140 |
27 |
We cannot make change for your $20; change comes from within. |
1.7717 |
0.01064 |
5278 |
2318 |
1847 |
1113 |
28 |
Enlightenment wasn't paying the bills, so we added a coffee shop. |
1.7689 |
0.01025 |
5352 |
2265 |
2059 |
1028 |
29 |
We can seat you outside or inside, it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. |
1.7618 |
0.00946 |
6760 |
3043 |
2284 |
1433 |
30 |
You can come down, he's not the president anymore. |
1.7616 |
0.01075 |
5771 |
2776 |
1595 |
1400 |
31 |
Sorry, we only serve food for thought. |
1.7611 |
0.00973 |
6102 |
2665 |
2230 |
1207 |
32 |
If you want kosher, try that place over on Mt Sinai. |
1.7585 |
0.01043 |
5693 |
2615 |
1838 |
1240 |
33 |
I, too, had reservations. |
1.7454 |
0.01113 |
4575 |
2028 |
1684 |
863 |
34 |
This is a non-prophet restaurant. |
1.7440 |
0.00994 |
6023 |
2762 |
2041 |
1220 |
35 |
Would I be sitting here if a table were available? |
1.7329 |
0.01504 |
2598 |
1203 |
886 |
509 |
36 |
I hope your journey was mostly spiritual---we're closing in ten minutes. |
1.7274 |
0.01366 |
3004 |
1363 |
1097 |
544 |
37 |
The sound of one hand clapping brings enlightenment. Yet the same hand with a twenty gets you a table without a reservation |
1.7057 |
0.01614 |
2297 |
1124 |
725 |
448 |
38 |
If I knew the meaning of life, would I be running this stupid restaurant? |
1.7035 |
0.00992 |
6193 |
3077 |
1875 |
1241 |
39 |
Well, we were originally a party of four. |
1.7032 |
0.01034 |
5505 |
2680 |
1779 |
1046 |
40 |
You know we deliver, right? |
1.7001 |
0.01099 |
4878 |
2387 |
1567 |
924 |
41 |
Come for the meaning of life, stay for the tiramisu. |
1.6980 |
0.01085 |
4752 |
2263 |
1661 |
828 |
42 |
The only time available is now. |
1.6970 |
0.01101 |
4687 |
2256 |
1595 |
836 |
43 |
I’m sorry to hear about the avalanche, but I can’t seat you unless your entire party is here. |
1.6958 |
0.01713 |
2071 |
1040 |
621 |
410 |
44 |
One day, I realized everyone was arriving hungry. |
1.6797 |
0.01135 |
4384 |
2165 |
1458 |
761 |
45 |
Why, yes, my son. I am the one they call Zagat. |
1.6786 |
0.01635 |
2237 |
1144 |
668 |
425 |
46 |
The food is good but it's mostly about the atmosphere. |
1.6773 |
0.01154 |
3985 |
1907 |
1457 |
621 |
47 |
You health inspectors don't give up, do you? |
1.6767 |
0.01286 |
3538 |
1791 |
1100 |
647 |
48 |
The truth? The truth is it's an hour wait. |
1.6696 |
0.01168 |
4025 |
1989 |
1377 |
659 |
49 |
I'm sorry. Fridays are for social climbers only. |
1.6668 |
0.01329 |
3208 |
1621 |
1035 |
552 |
50 |
No, no—you must let go of your reservations. |
1.6650 |
0.01127 |
4442 |
2245 |
1440 |
757 |
51 |
I’m so sorry to hear that… It’ll just be a table for one then? |
1.6622 |
0.01452 |
2732 |
1404 |
847 |
481 |
52 |
You’re thinking of a different Mile High Club. |
1.6596 |
0.01255 |
3769 |
1978 |
1096 |
695 |
53 |
Take this pager and return to base camp. We'll call you when your table is ready. |
1.6559 |
0.01235 |
3606 |
1826 |
1195 |
585 |
54 |
You’re just in time for How to Be Truly Happy Hour. |
1.6536 |
0.01265 |
3490 |
1788 |
1123 |
579 |
55 |
Welcome to Enlightenment. Tonight's special is one with everything. |
1.6495 |
0.01315 |
3261 |
1691 |
1022 |
548 |
56 |
The answer you seek is, yes, you need a reservation. |
1.6481 |
0.02664 |
753 |
380 |
258 |
115 |
57 |
The wise man makes a reservation. |
1.6465 |
0.01647 |
1884 |
932 |
686 |
266 |
58 |
"You think the climb was steep---wait'll you see the prices. |
1.6435 |
0.01470 |
2645 |
1395 |
798 |
452 |
59 |
The table you seek is within you. |
1.6413 |
0.01145 |
4305 |
2264 |
1321 |
720 |
60 |
Oh please. You have NOT been waiting an eternity for a table. |
1.6319 |
0.01931 |
1440 |
749 |
472 |
219 |
61 |
Chanting or non-chanting? |
1.6301 |
0.01450 |
2555 |
1333 |
834 |
388 |
62 |
The entrance is on the other side. |
1.6234 |
0.01305 |
3423 |
1885 |
942 |
596 |
63 |
Fulfillment always comes with reservations. |
1.6230 |
0.01575 |
2114 |
1103 |
705 |
306 |
64 |
Perhaps your reservation is for our other location. |
1.6194 |
0.01284 |
3413 |
1857 |
998 |
558 |
65 |
I'm sorry, "Enlightenment" is one mountain over. This is the path to light refreshments. |
1.6162 |
0.01341 |
2952 |
1567 |
951 |
434 |
66 |
we only serve food for thought. |
1.6151 |
0.01377 |
2824 |
1508 |
895 |
421 |
67 |
The prices are steep too |
1.6147 |
0.01329 |
2852 |
1479 |
993 |
380 |
68 |
I put your name down, if you want to climb back in an hour. |
1.6136 |
0.02003 |
1250 |
648 |
437 |
165 |
69 |
Not until 9:30, and not without a jacket. I'm counting that as two questions. |
1.6030 |
0.01721 |
1771 |
955 |
564 |
252 |
70 |
I'm sorry, but our bathrooms are for customers only. |
1.6029 |
0.01470 |
2584 |
1438 |
734 |
412 |
71 |
Let me enlighten you - we're fully booked. |
1.6024 |
0.01479 |
2372 |
1274 |
767 |
331 |
72 |
I'd like to make a reservation for a search party of five. |
1.6018 |
0.02441 |
909 |
499 |
273 |
137 |
73 |
Bathrooms are for customers only |
1.6000 |
0.02314 |
1055 |
593 |
291 |
171 |
74 |
The wait is eternal. |
1.5990 |
0.01599 |
2085 |
1141 |
639 |
305 |
75 |
I don’t have the meaning of life but we have a chicken alfredo to die for. |
1.5980 |
0.01751 |
1669 |
897 |
546 |
226 |
76 |
Member or social climber? |
1.5957 |
0.01556 |
2236 |
1240 |
660 |
336 |
77 |
Since Google started answering all the questions, I was forced to sublease the plateau. |
1.5944 |
0.01564 |
2187 |
1208 |
658 |
321 |
78 |
Table for oneness. |
1.5905 |
0.01614 |
2093 |
1174 |
602 |
317 |
79 |
Reservation for two. She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes. |
1.5899 |
0.02119 |
1307 |
761 |
321 |
225 |
80 |
Of course you have reservations, that's why we're all here. |
1.5893 |
0.01598 |
1999 |
1089 |
642 |
268 |
81 |
The wait only seems to be eternal |
1.5888 |
0.01603 |
2011 |
1103 |
632 |
276 |
82 |
Of course our seafood is fresh. Why do you ask? |
1.5871 |
0.01767 |
1717 |
961 |
504 |
252 |
83 |
Yes, we validate. Are you inquiring about feelings or parking? |
1.5859 |
0.01641 |
1886 |
1031 |
605 |
250 |
84 |
But... I thought the point was to have no reservations. |
1.5851 |
0.01721 |
1745 |
963 |
543 |
239 |
85 |
I will grant you three dishes. |
1.5847 |
0.02913 |
626 |
350 |
186 |
90 |
86 |
Enlightened or non-enlightened? |
1.5831 |
0.02922 |
614 |
342 |
186 |
86 |
87 |
Forty-five minutes to an hour. You have two questions left. |
1.5828 |
0.01673 |
1841 |
1018 |
573 |
250 |
88 |
Sorry, kosher is on mount Sinai. |
1.5826 |
0.01746 |
1821 |
1044 |
493 |
284 |
89 |
We’re full, but one customer is nearing enlightenment. Can you wait half an hour? |
1.5822 |
0.01727 |
1661 |
903 |
549 |
209 |
90 |
We won Best Restaurant by a landslide. |
1.5803 |
0.01782 |
1706 |
970 |
482 |
254 |
91 |
There's no waiting if you live in the present. |
1.5797 |
0.01736 |
1720 |
959 |
525 |
236 |
92 |
Enlightenment is free, but restrooms are for customers only. |
1.5796 |
0.01710 |
1741 |
963 |
547 |
231 |
93 |
Sorry, we don't accept walk-ins |
1.5775 |
0.02854 |
613 |
337 |
198 |
78 |
94 |
Could I see the "to go" menu? |
1.5763 |
0.01770 |
1638 |
914 |
504 |
220 |
95 |
Enlightenment is overrated. However, the bouillabaisse... |
1.5754 |
0.01746 |
1639 |
905 |
525 |
209 |
96 |
Sorry they misled you, we don’t take walk-ins. |
1.5742 |
0.01905 |
1435 |
809 |
428 |
198 |
97 |
Sheldon. Mom wants you to come home. |
1.5731 |
0.02204 |
1190 |
706 |
286 |
198 |
98 |
Something with a view? |
1.5694 |
0.01838 |
1484 |
829 |
465 |
190 |
99 |
I don't know about the meaning of life; people come here mostly for the coffee. |
1.5691 |
0.01821 |
1476 |
816 |
480 |
180 |
100 |
There will be a wait. It's peak time. |
1.5683 |
0.01877 |
1457 |
824 |
438 |
195 |
101 |
What do you mean I made my reservation for your downtown location? |
1.5681 |
0.02041 |
1285 |
741 |
358 |
186 |
102 |
Sorry sir, we're at peak capacity. |
1.5677 |
0.01813 |
1455 |
798 |
488 |
169 |
103 |
Sorry, restrooms for customers only |
1.5673 |
0.01945 |
1396 |
801 |
398 |
197 |
104 |
Chanting or non-chanting? |
1.5621 |
0.01938 |
1313 |
737 |
414 |
162 |
105 |
Enlightened or non-enlightened? |
1.5610 |
0.01961 |
1312 |
745 |
398 |
169 |
106 |
Is that for here, or to go! |
1.5606 |
0.02498 |
808 |
459 |
245 |
104 |
107 |
Unfortunately, we don't seat incomplete parties; you must find yourself first. |
1.5597 |
0.02027 |
1281 |
743 |
359 |
179 |
108 |
There are many paths, but only one has a lunch special. |
1.5573 |
0.01967 |
1231 |
686 |
404 |
141 |
109 |
I see you’ve taken the road less traveled. |
1.5556 |
0.02280 |
936 |
528 |
296 |
112 |
110 |
Sorry. Bathrooms for customers only. |
1.5555 |
0.02128 |
1208 |
718 |
309 |
181 |
111 |
The secret to life? Always have reservations. |
1.5527 |
0.02071 |
1147 |
653 |
354 |
140 |
112 |
You'll have to wait. It's our peak time. |
1.5526 |
0.02395 |
856 |
487 |
265 |
104 |
113 |
Meditating or non-meditating? |
1.5512 |
0.02145 |
1123 |
655 |
317 |
151 |
114 |
Table for oneness, please. |
1.5503 |
0.02156 |
1123 |
659 |
310 |
154 |
115 |
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a reservation. |
1.5498 |
0.02161 |
1115 |
654 |
309 |
152 |
116 |
Table for oneness. |
1.5497 |
0.02189 |
1126 |
671 |
291 |
164 |
117 |
You swam the deepest rivers, you climbed the highest mountains but you neglected to make a reservation? |
1.5484 |
0.02146 |
1094 |
634 |
320 |
140 |
118 |
Sorry we're booked. They had a gurupon. |
1.5484 |
0.02146 |
1105 |
643 |
318 |
144 |
119 |
I can't just give you the wifi password ... You have to discover that for yourself. |
1.5479 |
0.02134 |
1097 |
634 |
325 |
138 |
120 |
I’m sorry, we can’t seat you until all the members of your search party arrive. |
1.5473 |
0.02155 |
1078 |
624 |
318 |
136 |
121 |
Can I stay here until the next election? |
1.5467 |
0.02270 |
1070 |
647 |
261 |
162 |
122 |
Sorry, we're booked. You need a revelation. |
1.5465 |
0.02260 |
1076 |
650 |
264 |
162 |
123 |
It’s peak season for us. |
1.5455 |
0.02184 |
1054 |
613 |
307 |
134 |
124 |
Wisdom is for those without reservations, but dining is for those with reservations. |
1.5455 |
0.02125 |
1054 |
599 |
335 |
120 |
125 |
Good morning, and welcome. I’ll be your maitre deity. |
1.5445 |
0.02195 |
1034 |
600 |
305 |
129 |
126 |
Will you be just one with the universe, sir? |
1.5429 |
0.02296 |
1002 |
598 |
264 |
140 |
127 |
Yes, I said you must approach life with no reservations. But that didn’t mean you don’t need to call ahead. |
1.5424 |
0.02197 |
1014 |
586 |
306 |
122 |
128 |
I recommend the Ohmlette. |
1.5411 |
0.02282 |
961 |
562 |
278 |
121 |
129 |
I'm sorry, the restrooms are only for guests. |
1.5406 |
0.02261 |
997 |
588 |
279 |
130 |
130 |
True wisdom is making a reservation. |
1.5398 |
0.02263 |
967 |
564 |
284 |
119 |
131 |
The owner of the blue Toyota in the parking lot left its lights on. |
1.5398 |
0.02468 |
867 |
520 |
226 |
121 |
132 |
I'm sorry, the restroom is for customers only. |
1.5396 |
0.02391 |
960 |
586 |
230 |
144 |
133 |
I used to do enlightenment, but coffee and free wifi turned out to be a bigger draw. |
1.5396 |
0.02185 |
973 |
553 |
315 |
105 |
134 |
Will that be a table for oneness? |
1.5395 |
0.02291 |
975 |
577 |
270 |
128 |
135 |
You must let go of your reservations. |
1.5379 |
0.02340 |
963 |
579 |
250 |
134 |
136 |
The restrooms are for patrons only. |
1.5357 |
0.02443 |
911 |
557 |
220 |
134 |
137 |
I had a reservation too. Now I have a beard. |
1.5345 |
0.02394 |
913 |
550 |
238 |
125 |
138 |
It may be that your true Karma has led you here, but you still need a reservation. |
1.5340 |
0.02383 |
809 |
462 |
262 |
85 |
139 |
Well, it's not "eternal happiness" ...but a martini at altitude always gives a nice little rush. |
1.5333 |
0.02209 |
902 |
507 |
309 |
86 |
140 |
I'm sorry, social climbers only. |
1.5330 |
0.02384 |
895 |
534 |
245 |
116 |
141 |
Sorry. No hats, shorts or sneakers. |
1.5322 |
0.02329 |
885 |
516 |
267 |
102 |
142 |
No one could handle the truth, so I switched to offering comfort food. |
1.5311 |
0.02422 |
853 |
507 |
239 |
107 |
143 |
You're in luck. A falling rock just opened up a table. |
1.5300 |
0.02387 |
851 |
500 |
251 |
100 |
144 |
They used the elevator. |
1.5300 |
0.02461 |
851 |
513 |
225 |
113 |
145 |
We all have reservations. |
1.5297 |
0.02398 |
859 |
509 |
245 |
105 |
146 |
I’m sorry, we don’t accept walk-ins. |
1.5271 |
0.02453 |
831 |
497 |
230 |
104 |
147 |
If I had a nickel for every time someone made that "High Tea" joke, I could afford some walls and a roof. |
1.5269 |
0.03017 |
520 |
304 |
158 |
58 |
148 |
You should have called - we now deliver. |
1.5266 |
0.02436 |
828 |
492 |
236 |
100 |
149 |
Existentially, we’re full. |
1.5261 |
0.02399 |
823 |
482 |
249 |
92 |
150 |
Do you have a table for Tao? |
1.5257 |
0.02465 |
818 |
489 |
228 |
101 |
151 |
Light lunch: $35. Enlightened lunch: priceless. |
1.5252 |
0.02427 |
813 |
479 |
241 |
93 |
152 |
Sorry, I’d have to move mountains to get you a table. |
1.5252 |
0.02494 |
813 |
490 |
219 |
104 |
153 |
Yes I can provide you with the truth, but everyone is happier with the 16oz ribeye and roasted red potatoes. Your call. |
1.5252 |
0.02410 |
815 |
478 |
246 |
91 |
154 |
Never mind the meaning of life. Would you like to hear about our specials? |
1.5252 |
0.02410 |
815 |
478 |
246 |
91 |
155 |
A table for om, please. |
1.5250 |
0.02450 |
819 |
488 |
232 |
99 |
156 |
Only you can seat yourself |
1.5246 |
0.02424 |
814 |
480 |
241 |
93 |
157 |
I'm sorry you have reservations. You have to let go of them and just believe. |
1.5233 |
0.02537 |
795 |
483 |
208 |
104 |
158 |
When the time is right, your table will appear. |
1.5232 |
0.02488 |
797 |
477 |
223 |
97 |
159 |
I do have one table left, but it's at ground level. |
1.5228 |
0.02556 |
790 |
482 |
203 |
105 |
160 |
You could wait at the bar...but it's a half-day climb. |
1.5227 |
0.02532 |
792 |
480 |
210 |
102 |
161 |
No, "Nirvana" is up the next mountain on the right. |
1.5222 |
0.02512 |
787 |
473 |
217 |
97 |
162 |
The food is great, but there’s little atmosphere. |
1.5213 |
0.02553 |
773 |
468 |
207 |
98 |
163 |
Sorry, jacket and tie only. |
1.5209 |
0.02562 |
764 |
462 |
206 |
96 |
164 |
I'm not so sure about the meaning of life, but I have learned the wisdom of calling ahead for a table. |
1.5197 |
0.02471 |
762 |
448 |
232 |
82 |
165 |
If you have reservations, then you're just not ready. |
1.5186 |
0.02622 |
754 |
464 |
189 |
101 |
166 |
Sorry, but we don’t take climb-ins. |
1.5180 |
0.02580 |
749 |
454 |
202 |
93 |
167 |
Table for oneness, please. |
1.5175 |
0.02558 |
744 |
447 |
209 |
88 |
168 |
Make me one with everything. |
1.5167 |
0.02647 |
747 |
463 |
182 |
102 |
169 |
You must have no reservations. |
1.5162 |
0.02556 |
742 |
446 |
209 |
87 |
170 |
Unfortunately I can't seat you until your entire search party arrives. |
1.5162 |
0.02613 |
742 |
454 |
193 |
95 |
171 |
A word of wisdom: reservation. |
1.5156 |
0.02624 |
735 |
450 |
191 |
94 |
172 |
No sherpa, no service. |
1.5156 |
0.02591 |
737 |
447 |
200 |
90 |
173 |
There's a dress code? |
1.5154 |
0.02623 |
714 |
432 |
196 |
86 |
174 |
If I can't get a table, what makes you think you can? |
1.5149 |
0.02694 |
705 |
434 |
179 |
92 |
175 |
Expect a wait of between fifteen minutes and eternity. |
1.5140 |
0.02570 |
714 |
426 |
209 |
79 |
176 |
First you must overcome your lack of reservations |
1.5140 |
0.02595 |
716 |
431 |
202 |
83 |
177 |
we only serve food for thought. |
1.5134 |
0.02682 |
709 |
437 |
180 |
92 |
178 |
To be seated, you have to know the sound of one hand pocketing a twenty. |
1.5129 |
0.02775 |
700 |
442 |
157 |
101 |
179 |
Peace, tranquility, coffee and no Trump news...it's worth the climb! |
1.5115 |
0.02703 |
694 |
428 |
177 |
89 |
180 |
You seek wisdom without reservation, which on a Saturday night, is just nuts. |
1.5102 |
0.02686 |
684 |
418 |
183 |
83 |
181 |
There's no right answer, but I like the ribeye. |
1.5096 |
0.02676 |
679 |
413 |
186 |
80 |
182 |
They let you contemplate existence, but you gotta order something. |
1.5095 |
0.02626 |
685 |
412 |
197 |
76 |
183 |
We can’t seat you until your whole expedition has arrived. |
1.5089 |
0.02691 |
674 |
411 |
183 |
80 |
184 |
To find the wifi password, look inside yourself. |
1.5089 |
0.02701 |
676 |
414 |
180 |
82 |
185 |
Something with a view? |
1.5061 |
0.02672 |
652 |
392 |
190 |
70 |
186 |
Sorry, our restrooms are for patrons only. |
1.5040 |
0.02834 |
629 |
392 |
157 |
80 |
187 |
Search party of one, please. |
1.5031 |
0.02784 |
636 |
393 |
166 |
77 |
188 |
The restrooms are for customers only. |
1.5016 |
0.02818 |
612 |
377 |
163 |
72 |
189 |
The wait for nirvana is 10,000 years. I can seat you at the bar now. |
1.5016 |
0.02759 |
624 |
381 |
173 |
70 |
190 |
The bathroom is only for customers |
1.5016 |
0.02853 |
626 |
393 |
152 |
81 |
191 |
Sorry - we don’t take walk-ins. |
1.5008 |
0.02841 |
619 |
386 |
156 |
77 |
192 |
Enlightenment comes with reservations. |
1.5000 |
0.02770 |
612 |
373 |
172 |
67 |
193 |
We're completely booked. It's the high season. |
1.4992 |
0.02745 |
605 |
365 |
178 |
62 |
194 |
Sorry, bathrooms are for customers only. |
1.4983 |
0.02884 |
604 |
379 |
149 |
76 |
195 |
Its not about getting a table ,Its about the journey |
1.4983 |
0.02738 |
604 |
364 |
179 |
61 |
196 |
Gimme 15 minutes. I have a party of two that's just learning to accept their impermanence at table three. |
1.4983 |
0.02748 |
604 |
365 |
177 |
62 |
197 |
Your reservation is for tomorrow |
1.4975 |
0.02883 |
599 |
375 |
150 |
74 |
198 |
You do know that you could have just parked out front. |
1.4966 |
0.02872 |
594 |
370 |
153 |
71 |
199 |
You should have called ahead. I’m not a mind reader. |
1.4966 |
0.02771 |
594 |
360 |
173 |
61 |
200 |
Table for Tao? |
1.4966 |
0.02938 |
592 |
375 |
140 |
77 |
201 |
It's about a 15-minute wait. You have two more questions. |
1.4966 |
0.02846 |
590 |
364 |
159 |
67 |
202 |
Are all your ingredients local? |
1.4966 |
0.02906 |
590 |
370 |
147 |
73 |
203 |
A step towards enlightenment, is to always book ahead. |
1.4958 |
0.02996 |
476 |
282 |
152 |
42 |
204 |
The restroom is for customers only. |
1.4948 |
0.02966 |
582 |
370 |
136 |
76 |
205 |
I'm sorry. No shorts. No exceptions. |
1.4940 |
0.02882 |
583 |
363 |
152 |
68 |
206 |
Tell me you brought some weed. |
1.4930 |
0.03023 |
570 |
366 |
127 |
77 |
207 |
It could be a while. We are at our peak. |
1.4930 |
0.02786 |
568 |
342 |
172 |
54 |
208 |
Since I added wi-fi, no one cares about the meaning of life. |
1.4930 |
0.02797 |
568 |
343 |
170 |
55 |
209 |
I got a text that my table is ready. |
1.4930 |
0.02969 |
568 |
359 |
138 |
71 |
210 |
Hi, we're looking for a unique site wedding venue that might shrink the guest list. |
1.4921 |
0.02870 |
569 |
351 |
156 |
62 |
211 |
Well of course. Don’t we all have reservations? |
1.4910 |
0.02996 |
556 |
352 |
135 |
69 |
212 |
I'm sorry, sir, your 7:30 reservation is for tomorrow. |
1.4908 |
0.03056 |
544 |
347 |
127 |
70 |
213 |
Of course Enlightenment is a cafe. What did you think it would be? |
1.4901 |
0.02945 |
555 |
347 |
144 |
64 |
214 |
Hungry for meaning, or just hungry? |
1.4901 |
0.02878 |
555 |
341 |
156 |
58 |
215 |
Welcome. Enlightenment for one? |
1.4900 |
0.02836 |
551 |
334 |
164 |
53 |
216 |
This is food for thought--enlightenment is three summits to the left. |
1.4891 |
0.03040 |
548 |
350 |
128 |
70 |
217 |
We're known for our atmosphere. |
1.4890 |
0.02889 |
546 |
335 |
155 |
56 |
218 |
The wait time? I’ve achieved nirvana and am still waiting for a table |
1.4890 |
0.02955 |
544 |
339 |
144 |
61 |
219 |
I come to you without any reservations. |
1.4888 |
0.02905 |
536 |
328 |
154 |
54 |
220 |
Kitchen just closed. |
1.4888 |
0.02972 |
534 |
332 |
143 |
59 |
221 |
Our specialty today is transcendental vegetation. |
1.4881 |
0.02974 |
545 |
342 |
140 |
63 |
222 |
The wait is eternal. |
1.4880 |
0.02897 |
541 |
332 |
154 |
55 |
223 |
Did you say 'namaste' or 'no more steak' ?? |
1.4880 |
0.02979 |
541 |
339 |
140 |
62 |
224 |
I'll let you use the rest room, if you tell me who won the Super bowl |
1.4880 |
0.03091 |
541 |
349 |
120 |
72 |
225 |
No, this is Everett's. |
1.4871 |
0.03098 |
542 |
351 |
118 |
73 |
226 |
The path to enlightenment has a forty-five minute wait. |
1.4869 |
0.02924 |
534 |
329 |
150 |
55 |
227 |
Of course our yak is free-range. |
1.4866 |
0.03014 |
524 |
328 |
137 |
59 |
228 |
Sorry, but the restrooms are for customers only. |
1.4861 |
0.03259 |
469 |
299 |
112 |
58 |
229 |
Today's special is food for thought. |
1.4858 |
0.02944 |
529 |
327 |
147 |
55 |
230 |
Waiting IS the experience. |
1.4855 |
0.02944 |
517 |
317 |
149 |
51 |
231 |
Bathrooms are for customers only |
1.4835 |
0.03101 |
515 |
329 |
123 |
63 |
232 |
Enlightenment comes with a two drink minimum. |
1.4832 |
0.02967 |
505 |
310 |
146 |
49 |
233 |
Sorry, no public restrooms. |
1.4825 |
0.03130 |
514 |
331 |
118 |
65 |
234 |
I'm sorry, restrooms are for customers only. |
1.4825 |
0.03081 |
514 |
327 |
126 |
61 |
235 |
Remember, you are at 20,000 feet -- we are probably a hallucination. |
1.4825 |
0.02981 |
514 |
319 |
142 |
53 |
236 |
You could try our restaurant at base camp; it has a lot more atmosphere. |
1.4824 |
0.03036 |
510 |
320 |
134 |
56 |
237 |
I have discovered through the centuries that the best advice is to make a reservation. |
1.4824 |
0.03062 |
510 |
322 |
130 |
58 |
238 |
Many make the journey with reservations. |
1.4824 |
0.03062 |
510 |
322 |
130 |
58 |
239 |
Wisdom is for those without reservations, but dining is for those with reservations. |
1.4824 |
0.03036 |
510 |
320 |
134 |
56 |
240 |
Your entire party must be here before we can seat you. |
1.4813 |
0.03079 |
509 |
323 |
127 |
59 |
241 |
Umm...it's now just a table for one. |
1.4812 |
0.03122 |
505 |
323 |
121 |
61 |
242 |
This the new Tibetan restaurant. The meaning of life is on the next mountain. |
1.4799 |
0.03090 |
498 |
315 |
127 |
56 |
243 |
There's an oxygen bar on the next level up. |
1.4790 |
0.03019 |
499 |
311 |
137 |
51 |
244 |
I'm sorry but we no longer accept Karma. |
1.4782 |
0.03211 |
481 |
310 |
112 |
59 |
245 |
‘EXISTENTIAL or NON-EXISTENTIAL?’ |
1.4776 |
0.03113 |
490 |
311 |
124 |
55 |
246 |
Just to Enlighten you ... we have an Elevator. |
1.4776 |
0.03167 |
490 |
315 |
116 |
59 |
247 |
Would you like to see a list of today's special insights? |
1.4775 |
0.02985 |
488 |
300 |
143 |
45 |
248 |
Simple, my son. Once the Beatles left, I had to make ends meet. |
1.4769 |
0.02995 |
476 |
291 |
143 |
42 |
249 |
Of course I have reservations, but here I am. |
1.4761 |
0.03044 |
481 |
299 |
135 |
47 |
250 |
Here you will learn waitfulness. |
1.4761 |
0.02899 |
481 |
289 |
155 |
37 |
251 |
I'm sorry, but the restroom is for customer use only. |
1.4754 |
0.03212 |
467 |
299 |
114 |
54 |
252 |
I’ll have a table ready for you as soon as you’ve found yourself. |
1.4748 |
0.03096 |
476 |
299 |
128 |
49 |
253 |
Meaning of life? No. But I can tell you the password for our free Wi-Fi. |
1.4736 |
0.03007 |
473 |
291 |
140 |
42 |
254 |
It's not what I expected either. |
1.4735 |
0.03076 |
471 |
294 |
131 |
46 |
255 |
I'm sorry. Your reservation is for K2. This is Mount Everest. |
1.4733 |
0.03158 |
469 |
298 |
120 |
51 |
256 |
I'm sorry, but the restroom is for customer use only. |
1.4722 |
0.03249 |
468 |
304 |
107 |
57 |
257 |
James. Search party of one. |
1.4717 |
0.03128 |
460 |
289 |
125 |
46 |
258 |
A wise man would've made a reservation. |
1.4713 |
0.03389 |
418 |
269 |
101 |
48 |
259 |
Sorry, we're closed for a private event tonight. |
1.4711 |
0.03271 |
450 |
290 |
108 |
52 |
260 |
Sorry. The vegan place is one mountain peak over. |
1.4707 |
0.03256 |
461 |
299 |
107 |
55 |
261 |
Sorry, we don’t allow walk-ups. |
1.4705 |
0.03248 |
457 |
295 |
109 |
53 |
262 |
Can you announce that the red Jag's headlights are on? |
1.4703 |
0.03183 |
455 |
289 |
118 |
48 |
263 |
The secret to happiness? Early reservations. |
1.4702 |
0.03132 |
453 |
284 |
125 |
44 |
264 |
Sorry, I gave away your table, you’re two hours late…we’re on Mountain time. |
1.4689 |
0.03224 |
450 |
288 |
113 |
49 |
265 |
Nowadays, everything happens in the cloud. |
1.4689 |
0.03224 |
450 |
288 |
113 |
49 |
266 |
Sorry, I'm afraid the restroom is for customers only. |
1.4674 |
0.03282 |
445 |
288 |
106 |
51 |
267 |
You are on the right path but your search for public rest rooms does not end here. |
1.4674 |
0.03188 |
445 |
282 |
118 |
45 |
268 |
I’m sorry. I cannot enlighten you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.4671 |
0.03225 |
441 |
281 |
114 |
46 |
269 |
Did you guys find a blue Mets hat I left here last week? |
1.4671 |
0.03241 |
441 |
282 |
112 |
47 |
270 |
One,with a view. |
1.4671 |
0.03781 |
304 |
190 |
86 |
28 |
271 |
I'm sorry sir, but the restrooms are for customer use only |
1.4658 |
0.03336 |
438 |
286 |
100 |
52 |
272 |
We can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.4658 |
0.03240 |
438 |
280 |
112 |
46 |
273 |
They come for enlightenment but stay for the coffee. |
1.4658 |
0.03041 |
438 |
268 |
136 |
34 |
274 |
The reservations you seek have been inside you all along |
1.4656 |
0.03152 |
436 |
273 |
123 |
40 |
275 |
Do you take Discover card? |
1.4651 |
0.03248 |
415 |
261 |
115 |
39 |
276 |
Welcome to the Hard Rock Café. |
1.4650 |
0.03428 |
400 |
258 |
98 |
44 |
277 |
I'm sorry, it appears your reservation is for our location in Nepal. |
1.4640 |
0.03278 |
431 |
277 |
108 |
46 |
278 |
Of course it's mountain grown! |
1.4640 |
0.03229 |
431 |
274 |
114 |
43 |
279 |
We can only seat you when the rest of your party ascends. |
1.4639 |
0.03256 |
429 |
274 |
111 |
44 |
280 |
you're just in time for high tea. |
1.4637 |
0.03216 |
427 |
270 |
116 |
41 |
281 |
Is it a table that you seek? |
1.4637 |
0.03301 |
427 |
275 |
106 |
46 |
282 |
Sorry - restrooms are for customers only. |
1.4619 |
0.03374 |
420 |
274 |
98 |
48 |
283 |
I’m afraid we’re all out of enlightenment, but we do still have a little insight. |
1.4619 |
0.03219 |
420 |
265 |
116 |
39 |
284 |
We offer food for thought. |
1.4619 |
0.03237 |
420 |
266 |
114 |
40 |
285 |
I had a table for four but I'm the only one who made it. |
1.4619 |
0.03272 |
420 |
268 |
110 |
42 |
286 |
She's parking. |
1.4614 |
0.03376 |
414 |
269 |
99 |
46 |
287 |
We serve food for thought. |
1.4612 |
0.03246 |
412 |
260 |
114 |
38 |
288 |
The Sherpa's Pie comes highly recommended. |
1.4608 |
0.03196 |
421 |
265 |
118 |
38 |
289 |
And then I thought, "Sure I know the meaning of life but, how can I capitalize on that?" |
1.4602 |
0.03335 |
415 |
268 |
103 |
44 |
290 |
I found just offering spiritual messages wasn’t bringing in the crowds |
1.4602 |
0.03174 |
415 |
259 |
121 |
35 |
291 |
And all this time I thought it was lonely at the top. |
1.4602 |
0.03370 |
415 |
270 |
99 |
46 |
292 |
You don't need a reservation, because existentially, there is no you. |
1.4602 |
0.03455 |
415 |
275 |
89 |
51 |
293 |
Unfortunately, the reservation will now only be for one. |
1.4599 |
0.03376 |
411 |
267 |
99 |
45 |
294 |
Sorry, we're closed for a private event. |
1.4591 |
0.03389 |
403 |
261 |
99 |
43 |
295 |
Sorry. You’re 10 minutes late. We canceled your reservation. |
1.4579 |
0.03437 |
404 |
265 |
93 |
46 |
296 |
Let me guess: the Mile High Club isn’t what you thought |
1.4566 |
0.03406 |
403 |
263 |
96 |
44 |
297 |
But I thought not having any reservations was the point! |
1.4566 |
0.03333 |
403 |
259 |
104 |
40 |
298 |
No menu, but we have whatever you’re looking for. |
1.4566 |
0.03182 |
403 |
251 |
120 |
32 |
299 |
We only serve social climbers. |
1.4566 |
0.03583 |
403 |
273 |
76 |
54 |
300 |
You must discover your own truth. I can only guide you to your table. |
1.4564 |
0.03364 |
401 |
259 |
101 |
41 |
301 |
It's my restaurant. You have two more questions. |
1.4559 |
0.03312 |
397 |
253 |
107 |
37 |
302 |
Right now, the wait is Eternal. |
1.4548 |
0.03252 |
387 |
242 |
114 |
31 |
303 |
Hello and welcome to Heaven’s Cafe. You are either dead or a really good climber. |
1.4545 |
0.03057 |
396 |
240 |
132 |
24 |
304 |
I'm sorry--we don't accept climb-ins. |
1.4543 |
0.03291 |
394 |
250 |
109 |
35 |
305 |
The wait is an eternity. |
1.4543 |
0.03438 |
383 |
248 |
96 |
39 |
306 |
So you're saying I do have to go back and get the actual parking ticket before you can validate? |
1.4541 |
0.03243 |
392 |
246 |
114 |
32 |
307 |
I can't seat you until your search party arrives. |
1.4541 |
0.03322 |
392 |
250 |
106 |
36 |
308 |
You better hurry, Happiness Hour ends in twenty minutes. |
1.4521 |
0.03274 |
376 |
235 |
112 |
29 |
309 |
Not in lederhosen you're not. |
1.4514 |
0.03649 |
350 |
230 |
82 |
38 |
310 |
Nothingness. Nothingness is the Wi-Fi password. |
1.4509 |
0.03395 |
377 |
242 |
100 |
35 |
311 |
Hi, I'm here for high tea. |
1.4503 |
0.03423 |
382 |
248 |
96 |
38 |
312 |
Party of one? Sir our philosophy is that we're *all* one. But it'll still be a twenty-minute wait. |
1.4500 |
0.03476 |
380 |
249 |
91 |
40 |
313 |
Sorry, the bathroom is for customers only. |
1.4500 |
0.03516 |
380 |
251 |
87 |
42 |
314 |
Sorry Sir, the bathroom is for customers only. |
1.4496 |
0.03669 |
367 |
247 |
75 |
45 |
315 |
Donner, party of...one |
1.4495 |
0.03700 |
376 |
257 |
69 |
50 |
316 |
Grande Enlightenment? For here or to go? |
1.4495 |
0.03421 |
376 |
243 |
97 |
36 |
317 |
I'm picking up an order to go. |
1.4495 |
0.03543 |
376 |
249 |
85 |
42 |
318 |
High Tea is our specialty. |
1.4492 |
0.03285 |
374 |
235 |
110 |
29 |
319 |
No. Just a burger and fries. I’ve already found the meaning of life. |
1.4492 |
0.03434 |
374 |
242 |
96 |
36 |
320 |
Can you make me one with everything? |
1.4492 |
0.03637 |
374 |
252 |
76 |
46 |
321 |
How can you not take walk-ins? |
1.4492 |
0.03392 |
374 |
240 |
100 |
34 |
322 |
The Shangri-lattes are actually pretty good. |
1.4485 |
0.03360 |
379 |
243 |
102 |
34 |
323 |
We're only taking applications online. |
1.4480 |
0.03385 |
375 |
241 |
100 |
34 |
324 |
Welcome to the Falling Rock Cafe. A table should be opening up any minute. |
1.4477 |
0.03503 |
373 |
245 |
89 |
39 |
325 |
Today we have a special eight-course fasting menu. |
1.4477 |
0.03334 |
373 |
237 |
105 |
31 |
326 |
I'm sorry, but your entire party must be present in the moment before you can be seated." |
1.4474 |
0.03537 |
371 |
245 |
86 |
40 |
327 |
I need to change my reservation from four people to one. |
1.4474 |
0.03411 |
371 |
239 |
98 |
34 |
328 |
There is no better companion than solitude, nonetheless your entire party must be present to be seated. |
1.4474 |
0.03411 |
371 |
239 |
98 |
34 |
329 |
Enlightenment for one? |
1.4474 |
0.03557 |
371 |
246 |
84 |
41 |
330 |
Sorry, the rest of my party is belayed. |
1.4474 |
0.03598 |
371 |
248 |
80 |
43 |
331 |
Yes, you've reached enlightenment. Do you have a reservation? |
1.4474 |
0.03557 |
371 |
246 |
84 |
41 |
332 |
Table for Tao? |
1.4474 |
0.03496 |
371 |
243 |
90 |
38 |
333 |
We can only seat you in the present. |
1.4472 |
0.03418 |
360 |
230 |
99 |
31 |
334 |
Congratulations you've reached enlightenment. Unfortunately, we're booked through March. |
1.4472 |
0.03467 |
369 |
240 |
93 |
36 |
335 |
Seriously? You don't have ANY vegan options? |
1.4469 |
0.03350 |
367 |
233 |
104 |
30 |
336 |
I'm sorry sir, no climb-ins. |
1.4469 |
0.03437 |
367 |
237 |
96 |
34 |
337 |
A table with a view, please. |
1.4469 |
0.03502 |
367 |
240 |
90 |
37 |
338 |
It’s nouveau Himalayan farm to table fare with a twist. |
1.4469 |
0.03327 |
367 |
232 |
106 |
29 |
339 |
Sorry, our barista is off today but we do have instant karma. |
1.4457 |
0.03514 |
359 |
234 |
90 |
35 |
340 |
How many reincarnations until I get a seat? |
1.4453 |
0.03488 |
375 |
247 |
89 |
39 |
341 |
Reservations are mandatory, yet unnecessary. |
1.4451 |
0.03669 |
364 |
246 |
74 |
44 |
342 |
Carry out? |
1.4451 |
0.03368 |
364 |
232 |
102 |
30 |
343 |
I'm sorry, but I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. |
1.4451 |
0.03522 |
364 |
239 |
88 |
37 |
344 |
"The restrooms are around back...Him-alayas for men; Her-alayas for women. |
1.4451 |
0.03413 |
364 |
234 |
98 |
32 |
345 |
We all have reservations. |
1.4451 |
0.03543 |
364 |
240 |
86 |
38 |
346 |
Beats me pal. I've been waiting for a table for a long time. |
1.4451 |
0.03500 |
364 |
238 |
90 |
36 |
347 |
I thought the point was to have no reservations? |
1.4448 |
0.03358 |
362 |
230 |
103 |
29 |
348 |
If you have reservations, you do not belong here, my son. |
1.4444 |
0.03550 |
360 |
237 |
86 |
37 |
349 |
Take a hike. |
1.4444 |
0.03636 |
360 |
241 |
78 |
41 |
350 |
the new owners were generous enough to keep me on as a greeter |
1.4444 |
0.03384 |
351 |
222 |
102 |
27 |
351 |
Table with a view? |
1.4444 |
0.03462 |
360 |
233 |
94 |
33 |
352 |
First you must free yourself from want. Then you can have a table. |
1.4441 |
0.03291 |
358 |
224 |
109 |
25 |
353 |
Let me enlighten you - we're fully booked and the wait list is full. |
1.4434 |
0.03642 |
309 |
197 |
87 |
25 |
354 |
Meditating or non-meditating? |
1.4432 |
0.03353 |
352 |
222 |
104 |
26 |
355 |
Sorry, the bathrooms are for paying customers only |
1.4426 |
0.03764 |
357 |
245 |
66 |
46 |
356 |
I am sorry to inform you, but we are booked until the end of time. |
1.4426 |
0.03680 |
357 |
241 |
74 |
42 |
357 |
Sorry. We only accept social climbers. |
1.4426 |
0.03680 |
357 |
241 |
74 |
42 |
358 |
I didn't have a reservation either. It's a long wait. |
1.4423 |
0.03541 |
355 |
233 |
87 |
35 |
359 |
Excuse me, are you the Mântra d’ ? |
1.4423 |
0.03541 |
355 |
233 |
87 |
35 |
360 |
Trust me....you’ll know when your table is available.... |
1.4422 |
0.03417 |
346 |
220 |
99 |
27 |
361 |
Party of oneness? |
1.4419 |
0.03600 |
353 |
234 |
82 |
37 |
362 |
You should have booked, it's peak time. |
1.4416 |
0.03593 |
351 |
232 |
83 |
36 |
363 |
May I see your take out menu. |
1.4416 |
0.03524 |
351 |
229 |
89 |
33 |
364 |
The seeker without reservations is unready. |
1.4416 |
0.03524 |
351 |
229 |
89 |
33 |
365 |
Does the gentleman have a tie? |
1.4415 |
0.03542 |
342 |
222 |
89 |
31 |
366 |
What? There's an elevator! |
1.4415 |
0.03638 |
342 |
226 |
81 |
35 |
367 |
You're late. |
1.4412 |
0.03629 |
340 |
224 |
82 |
34 |
368 |
The secret is to get here early. |
1.4401 |
0.03782 |
309 |
203 |
76 |
30 |
369 |
Perhaps next time you'll seek the inner wisdom of making a reservation? |
1.4397 |
0.03568 |
348 |
229 |
85 |
34 |
370 |
What is the sound of one guest waiting? |
1.4397 |
0.03474 |
348 |
225 |
93 |
30 |
371 |
Nobody is answering your phone. I just wanted to cancel my reservation. |
1.4393 |
0.03536 |
346 |
226 |
88 |
32 |
372 |
How did you hear about us? |
1.4392 |
0.03794 |
337 |
229 |
68 |
40 |
373 |
Are you seeking wisdom or breakfast? |
1.4386 |
0.03467 |
342 |
220 |
94 |
28 |
374 |
Yes. We only use Himalayan salt. |
1.4386 |
0.03492 |
342 |
221 |
92 |
29 |
375 |
Enlightenment is the next peak. This is the café area. |
1.4386 |
0.03565 |
342 |
224 |
86 |
32 |
376 |
I have a table available at 10,000 feet. |
1.4370 |
0.03572 |
341 |
224 |
85 |
32 |
377 |
Yes, we have wi-fi. |
1.4366 |
0.03611 |
339 |
224 |
82 |
33 |
378 |
we specialize in haute cuisine . |
1.4366 |
0.03513 |
339 |
220 |
90 |
29 |
379 |
I'm sorry but we do not take walk-ins. |
1.4366 |
0.03753 |
339 |
230 |
70 |
39 |
380 |
A reservation about what? |
1.4366 |
0.03753 |
339 |
230 |
70 |
39 |
381 |
Could I have a brownie to go? Inner piece please. |
1.4366 |
0.03776 |
339 |
231 |
68 |
40 |
382 |
We can’t seat you until your entire party arrives! |
1.4366 |
0.03611 |
339 |
224 |
82 |
33 |
383 |
About a 15 minute wait. You get 2 more questions. |
1.4362 |
0.03722 |
337 |
227 |
73 |
37 |
384 |
Larry, can you break character for five seconds and respond if you're bowling with us tonight? |
1.4358 |
0.03714 |
335 |
225 |
74 |
36 |
385 |
They told me the food here was divine. |
1.4354 |
0.03480 |
333 |
214 |
93 |
26 |
386 |
Please use the entrance located on the other side of the mountain. |
1.4338 |
0.03772 |
325 |
219 |
71 |
35 |
387 |
The secret? The secret! Location! Location! Location! |
1.4333 |
0.03655 |
330 |
219 |
79 |
32 |
388 |
Do you have a table with a view? |
1.4333 |
0.03527 |
330 |
214 |
89 |
27 |
389 |
Most people just use the valet parking. |
1.4333 |
0.03474 |
330 |
212 |
93 |
25 |
390 |
True enlightenment comes with an 18 percent surcharge. |
1.4330 |
0.03886 |
291 |
193 |
70 |
28 |
391 |
Finally, I ate the right mushrooms! |
1.4329 |
0.03746 |
328 |
221 |
72 |
35 |
392 |
Why didn't you take the elevator, like everyone else? |
1.4329 |
0.03721 |
328 |
220 |
74 |
34 |
393 |
I yodeled my reservation. |
1.4321 |
0.03677 |
324 |
215 |
78 |
31 |
394 |
Seriously?!? I looked like you when I started waiting for a table. |
1.4321 |
0.03754 |
324 |
218 |
72 |
34 |
395 |
If you can hang on another minute, our sherpa will be able to seat you. |
1.4321 |
0.03518 |
324 |
209 |
90 |
25 |
396 |
I'm sorry, Sir, we can't seat you until all members of your search party have arrived. |
1.4321 |
0.03754 |
324 |
218 |
72 |
34 |
397 |
The wifi code is: ooooooom. |
1.4321 |
0.03598 |
324 |
212 |
84 |
28 |
398 |
We have free wifi but inner peace is extra. |
1.4321 |
0.03703 |
324 |
216 |
76 |
32 |
399 |
If you have reservations you’re in the wrong place. |
1.4321 |
0.03435 |
324 |
206 |
96 |
22 |
400 |
Look within and you will find that you already know the Wi-Fi password. |
1.4317 |
0.03450 |
322 |
205 |
95 |
22 |
401 |
Mindfulness was last year's trend. We focus on omega-3's. |
1.4299 |
0.03512 |
321 |
207 |
90 |
24 |
402 |
Your reservation is for tomorrow evening. |
1.4299 |
0.03830 |
321 |
219 |
66 |
36 |
403 |
I’m sorry, your reservation is for NEXT Thursday. |
1.4299 |
0.03930 |
321 |
223 |
58 |
40 |
404 |
I'm the maitre d'eity. Do you have a reservation? |
1.4299 |
0.03621 |
321 |
211 |
82 |
28 |
405 |
Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.4299 |
0.03804 |
321 |
218 |
68 |
35 |
406 |
I can't seat you until all of your party is here. |
1.4295 |
0.03668 |
305 |
199 |
81 |
25 |
407 |
You must leave behind all reservations. |
1.4295 |
0.03796 |
319 |
216 |
69 |
34 |
408 |
True wisdom involves making a reservation well in advance |
1.4295 |
0.03637 |
319 |
210 |
81 |
28 |
409 |
Total Enlightenment for one please. |
1.4295 |
0.03744 |
319 |
214 |
73 |
32 |
410 |
I need to change my reservation from two to one. |
1.4286 |
0.03696 |
315 |
209 |
77 |
29 |
411 |
Sorry, but even offpeak, reservations are required. |
1.4286 |
0.03471 |
315 |
201 |
93 |
21 |
412 |
Welcome to the Karma Cafe, where you get your just desserts! |
1.4286 |
0.03840 |
308 |
208 |
68 |
32 |
413 |
The secret to life - who knows. The secret to getting a reservation is $20. |
1.4281 |
0.03657 |
313 |
206 |
80 |
27 |
414 |
you're just in time for high tea. |
1.4281 |
0.03795 |
313 |
211 |
70 |
32 |
415 |
My advice for a long and happy life is to not order the crabcakes. |
1.4281 |
0.03685 |
313 |
207 |
78 |
28 |
416 |
I’m not sure about the meaning of life, but, the salmon en croute is to die for. |
1.4281 |
0.03768 |
313 |
210 |
72 |
31 |
417 |
Yes, my son. The secret of life is to make a reservation. |
1.4276 |
0.03616 |
304 |
197 |
84 |
23 |
418 |
Restrooms are for patrons only. |
1.4276 |
0.03791 |
304 |
203 |
72 |
29 |
419 |
Nope, stir-fry and wi-fi. Enlightenment is two mountains to your right. |
1.4276 |
0.03799 |
290 |
191 |
74 |
25 |
420 |
Yes, we have free Wi-Fi. You can ask two more questions. |
1.4263 |
0.04014 |
312 |
219 |
53 |
40 |
421 |
Come back when you have no reservations. |
1.4263 |
0.03720 |
312 |
208 |
75 |
29 |
422 |
I'm afraid you can't be seated until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.4263 |
0.03665 |
312 |
206 |
79 |
27 |
423 |
The oxygen bar is just around the back |
1.4263 |
0.03748 |
312 |
209 |
73 |
30 |
424 |
Sorry, serenity is for customers only. |
1.4263 |
0.03748 |
312 |
209 |
73 |
30 |
425 |
You have to achieve inner peace...and have a reservation |
1.4263 |
0.03521 |
312 |
201 |
89 |
22 |
426 |
I’m sorry, this place is strictly for social climbers. |
1.4263 |
0.03830 |
312 |
212 |
67 |
33 |
427 |
Do you have a table for Tao? |
1.4258 |
0.03709 |
310 |
206 |
76 |
28 |
428 |
I reserved a table for zen |
1.4258 |
0.03820 |
310 |
210 |
68 |
32 |
429 |
I can not seat you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.4258 |
0.03928 |
310 |
214 |
60 |
36 |
430 |
No, the Oracle is one peak over. This is Nirvana. |
1.4258 |
0.03737 |
310 |
207 |
74 |
29 |
431 |
I’m here to pick up an order. |
1.4258 |
0.03737 |
310 |
207 |
74 |
29 |
432 |
I'm afraid a couple members of our party have dropped out. |
1.4253 |
0.03698 |
308 |
204 |
77 |
27 |
433 |
I'm sorry, your reservation appears to have been made at our other location. |
1.4253 |
0.03810 |
308 |
208 |
69 |
31 |
434 |
About 30 minutes. You have two more questions. |
1.4253 |
0.03893 |
308 |
211 |
63 |
34 |
435 |
Welcome to The Terrace. My name is Bob and I'll be your guru today. |
1.4253 |
0.03669 |
308 |
203 |
79 |
26 |
436 |
It's an upscale restaurant. |
1.4248 |
0.03714 |
306 |
203 |
76 |
27 |
437 |
You want some wisdom, here's some wisdom: make a reservation in advance. |
1.4243 |
0.03673 |
304 |
200 |
79 |
25 |
438 |
Welcome. Today’s special is Food for Thought. |
1.4243 |
0.03761 |
304 |
203 |
73 |
28 |
439 |
True enlightenment is instantaneous, but a seating is two weeks in advance. |
1.4243 |
0.03732 |
304 |
202 |
75 |
27 |
440 |
Open your mind and a table will follow. |
1.4243 |
0.03761 |
304 |
203 |
73 |
28 |
441 |
You want mountain grown coffee, we got mountain grown coffee. |
1.4243 |
0.03613 |
304 |
198 |
83 |
23 |
442 |
Smith, party of zen. |
1.4243 |
0.03846 |
304 |
206 |
67 |
31 |
443 |
Nothing available on this floor but we have tables open on a higher plane. |
1.4219 |
0.03815 |
301 |
203 |
69 |
29 |
444 |
Do you do take out? |
1.4218 |
0.03850 |
294 |
198 |
68 |
28 |
445 |
Everybody here is already high. |
1.4218 |
0.03850 |
294 |
198 |
68 |
28 |
446 |
When are your peak hours? |
1.4214 |
0.03714 |
299 |
198 |
76 |
25 |
447 |
Because these days coffee sells better than wisdom. |
1.4209 |
0.03881 |
297 |
202 |
65 |
30 |
448 |
Ohming or non-ohming? |
1.4209 |
0.03881 |
297 |
202 |
65 |
30 |
449 |
I'm afraid I can't seat you until the rest of your party summits. |
1.4209 |
0.03792 |
297 |
199 |
71 |
27 |
450 |
The "meaning of life" sounded so much better than "catch of the day." |
1.4203 |
0.03779 |
295 |
197 |
72 |
26 |
451 |
Live life without reservations - but don't complain about the wait. |
1.4203 |
0.03592 |
295 |
191 |
84 |
20 |
452 |
I really don't know the meaning of life, but I do know you need a tie and jacket to get in here. |
1.4203 |
0.03624 |
295 |
192 |
82 |
21 |
453 |
The question isn't WHAT is the wifi password, but WHY. |
1.4198 |
0.03797 |
293 |
196 |
71 |
26 |
454 |
Come for the advice, stay for dinner. |
1.4198 |
0.03640 |
293 |
191 |
81 |
21 |
455 |
The reservation you seek lies within you |
1.4198 |
0.03797 |
293 |
196 |
71 |
26 |
456 |
Or is it the reservation that has you? |
1.4198 |
0.03735 |
293 |
194 |
75 |
24 |
457 |
We added food to make the advice more palatable. |
1.4198 |
0.03766 |
293 |
195 |
73 |
25 |
458 |
Get in line, buddy... I've been waiting 27 years for a table at this place. |
1.4198 |
0.03918 |
293 |
200 |
63 |
30 |
459 |
Welcome to Shangri-Latte. |
1.4195 |
0.03870 |
298 |
203 |
65 |
30 |
460 |
Let me enlighten you--try calling ahead next time. |
1.4192 |
0.03657 |
291 |
190 |
80 |
21 |
461 |
Could i have a slice of pie to go? Inner piece please |
1.4192 |
0.03657 |
291 |
190 |
80 |
21 |
462 |
The wait for the next table will be an eternity... |
1.4192 |
0.03815 |
291 |
195 |
70 |
26 |
463 |
There is no shortage of tables - there is however a shortage of worthy patrons. |
1.4181 |
0.03591 |
287 |
185 |
84 |
18 |
464 |
I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire party is present. |
1.4179 |
0.03921 |
280 |
189 |
65 |
26 |
465 |
What is the sound of no seats available? |
1.4172 |
0.03976 |
290 |
200 |
59 |
31 |
466 |
How else was I supposed to make a living with a major in philosophy? |
1.4172 |
0.03760 |
290 |
193 |
73 |
24 |
467 |
The restroom is for customers only. |
1.4172 |
0.04036 |
290 |
202 |
55 |
33 |
468 |
Name’s Brown, I have a revelation for 7:30. |
1.4172 |
0.03760 |
290 |
193 |
73 |
24 |
469 |
Yes, I have reservations, but I came anyway |
1.4172 |
0.03946 |
290 |
199 |
61 |
30 |
470 |
I'm sorry, your reservation was for our other location. |
1.4172 |
0.03916 |
290 |
198 |
63 |
29 |
471 |
The food is good but the prices are a little steep. |
1.4172 |
0.03696 |
290 |
191 |
77 |
22 |
472 |
Of course I have reservations, but I came anyway. |
1.4170 |
0.03923 |
283 |
192 |
64 |
27 |
473 |
Well, I'll be damned! Look who just showed up out of thin air! |
1.4167 |
0.03904 |
288 |
196 |
64 |
28 |
474 |
We'll be happy to seat you once your entire party has arrived. |
1.4167 |
0.03842 |
288 |
194 |
68 |
26 |
475 |
About half an hour. You can wait at the bar if you don't mind the climb. |
1.4167 |
0.03966 |
288 |
198 |
60 |
30 |
476 |
There is wisdom in calling ahead. |
1.4167 |
0.03746 |
288 |
191 |
74 |
23 |
477 |
You see? The wifi password was inside you all along. |
1.4167 |
0.03873 |
288 |
195 |
66 |
27 |
478 |
I see no reservations in your future. |
1.4167 |
0.03810 |
288 |
193 |
70 |
25 |
479 |
I'm from Starbucks. We would like to buy you out. |
1.4164 |
0.03974 |
281 |
192 |
61 |
28 |
480 |
As you travel through life, it's good to have reservations. |
1.4161 |
0.03665 |
286 |
187 |
79 |
20 |
481 |
Unfortunately, I’m unable to grant you eternal wisdom until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.4161 |
0.03829 |
286 |
192 |
69 |
25 |
482 |
Nirvana ? Next peak over. This is the Enlightenment Cafe. |
1.4161 |
0.03861 |
286 |
193 |
67 |
26 |
483 |
Like you, I set out confident, determined, and without reservation. We are both fools. |
1.4161 |
0.03892 |
286 |
194 |
65 |
27 |
484 |
Is the fish fresh? |
1.4161 |
0.03797 |
286 |
191 |
71 |
24 |
485 |
Pick up for Jerry? |
1.4161 |
0.04077 |
286 |
200 |
53 |
33 |
486 |
Yes, we have a dress code. You get two more questions. |
1.4155 |
0.03943 |
284 |
194 |
62 |
28 |
487 |
Can I see a menu first? |
1.4155 |
0.03912 |
284 |
193 |
64 |
27 |
488 |
I originally reserved a table for 3 but...well, you know how that goes, right? |
1.4155 |
0.03682 |
284 |
186 |
78 |
20 |
489 |
The current wait time for a table is infinitesimally short and yet eternal. |
1.4155 |
0.04037 |
284 |
197 |
56 |
31 |
490 |
I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.4152 |
0.03800 |
289 |
194 |
70 |
25 |
491 |
These people made reservations one past life in advance |
1.4149 |
0.03963 |
282 |
193 |
61 |
28 |
492 |
Is that to stay or to go? |
1.4149 |
0.03734 |
282 |
186 |
75 |
21 |
493 |
So, enlightenment for one then. |
1.4149 |
0.03801 |
282 |
188 |
71 |
23 |
494 |
No, we’re showing that you’ve booked a table for Tuesday of NEXT week. |
1.4149 |
0.03899 |
282 |
191 |
65 |
26 |
495 |
If you have a reservation you're not ready. |
1.4149 |
0.03995 |
282 |
194 |
59 |
29 |
496 |
I'm sorry we don't take walk ups." |
1.4149 |
0.03834 |
282 |
189 |
69 |
24 |
497 |
The food is good, if you don't mind the steep prices. |
1.4149 |
0.03834 |
282 |
189 |
69 |
24 |
498 |
The answer has always been coffee. |
1.4134 |
0.03757 |
283 |
188 |
73 |
22 |
499 |
They’re having breakfast. You have two more questions. |
1.4124 |
0.03876 |
274 |
184 |
67 |
23 |
500 |
Would it be ok if I just use your restroom? |
1.4122 |
0.03992 |
279 |
192 |
59 |
28 |
501 |
So sorry for your loss,but we don't seat incomplete parties. |
1.4122 |
0.04024 |
279 |
193 |
57 |
29 |
502 |
Every million years a little bird comes to the mountain and carries away in its beak a tiny grain of sand. When the mountain is leveled, not one instant of eternity will have ended, but we'll be able to seat you. |
1.4122 |
0.03992 |
279 |
192 |
59 |
28 |
503 |
No reservation, no secret to life. |
1.4122 |
0.03655 |
279 |
182 |
79 |
18 |
504 |
If you are seeking a connection with the universe, I can give you the wifi password. |
1.4116 |
0.03947 |
277 |
189 |
62 |
26 |
505 |
Feel free to hangout and I'll seat you when your search party of 4 arrives. |
1.4116 |
0.03980 |
277 |
190 |
60 |
27 |
506 |
Bathroom for customers only. |
1.4116 |
0.03980 |
277 |
190 |
60 |
27 |
507 |
All answers can be found with the purchase of a large cappuccino |
1.4116 |
0.03707 |
277 |
182 |
76 |
19 |
508 |
We're having dinner. You have two more questions. |
1.4116 |
0.03947 |
277 |
189 |
62 |
26 |
509 |
Do you have reservations, spiritual or otherwise? |
1.4116 |
0.03672 |
277 |
181 |
78 |
18 |
510 |
You need a tie? |
1.4116 |
0.03846 |
277 |
186 |
68 |
23 |
511 |
Sorry, our restrooms are for patrons only. |
1.4116 |
0.04045 |
277 |
192 |
56 |
29 |
512 |
Happiness is a life without reservations. |
1.4116 |
0.03913 |
277 |
188 |
64 |
25 |
513 |
I’m sorry sir. We don’t take walk-ins. |
1.4116 |
0.03743 |
277 |
183 |
74 |
20 |
514 |
No sherpa, no service. |
1.4109 |
0.03831 |
275 |
184 |
69 |
22 |
515 |
Sorry, but the meaning of life is for customers only. |
1.4109 |
0.03865 |
275 |
185 |
67 |
23 |
516 |
My reservation was for yesterday? |
1.4109 |
0.03831 |
275 |
184 |
69 |
22 |
517 |
You’ve come all this way, you can wait another twenty minutes. |
1.4109 |
0.03831 |
275 |
184 |
69 |
22 |
518 |
I'd like a table for om please. |
1.4109 |
0.03796 |
275 |
183 |
71 |
21 |
519 |
My name is Charles, and I'll be part of your altitude-induced hallucination this evening. |
1.4109 |
0.03831 |
275 |
184 |
69 |
22 |
520 |
No reservation? Take a hike. |
1.4109 |
0.03899 |
275 |
186 |
65 |
24 |
521 |
I can't seat you until your whole party becomes enlightened. |
1.4109 |
0.03796 |
275 |
183 |
71 |
21 |
522 |
I can tell you the meaning of life, but you have to buy something to get the WiFi password |
1.4109 |
0.03831 |
275 |
184 |
69 |
22 |
523 |
And then it hit me that this could be so much more than just a SPIRITUAL plateau! |
1.4109 |
0.03761 |
275 |
182 |
73 |
20 |
524 |
My advice is not to eat here. |
1.4109 |
0.03899 |
275 |
186 |
65 |
24 |
525 |
Yes, time is an illusion, but we really only have two tables. |
1.4109 |
0.03725 |
275 |
181 |
75 |
19 |
526 |
Sorry, you're looking for the Starbucks on K2. |
1.4103 |
0.03850 |
273 |
183 |
68 |
22 |
527 |
A word to the wise, it's not your prices that are too high. |
1.4103 |
0.03707 |
273 |
179 |
76 |
18 |
528 |
The only question I ever get anymore is what the wireless password is. |
1.4103 |
0.03919 |
273 |
185 |
64 |
24 |
529 |
Clam chowder. You now have two more questions. |
1.4103 |
0.03779 |
273 |
181 |
72 |
20 |
530 |
Sorry. The rest room is for paying customers only. |
1.4103 |
0.04021 |
273 |
188 |
58 |
27 |
531 |
Some who come seek enlightenment; others seek a caramel macchiato and free wi-fi. |
1.4103 |
0.03919 |
273 |
185 |
64 |
24 |
532 |
Sorry, but we can't seat you until your whole party is here |
1.4103 |
0.03987 |
273 |
187 |
60 |
26 |
533 |
Yes. The fortune cookie was meant to be ironic. |
1.4103 |
0.03743 |
273 |
180 |
74 |
19 |
534 |
No, we don't take Discover. |
1.4103 |
0.03919 |
273 |
185 |
64 |
24 |
535 |
We don't seat until your whole party is omnipresent. |
1.4103 |
0.04054 |
273 |
189 |
56 |
28 |
536 |
There's a 10,000-foot wait. |
1.4103 |
0.03953 |
273 |
186 |
62 |
25 |
537 |
Yeah, our special is pretty much always goat. |
1.4096 |
0.03798 |
271 |
180 |
71 |
20 |
538 |
I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.4091 |
0.04257 |
264 |
187 |
46 |
31 |
539 |
Can I sit at the bar and still achieve total consciousness? |
1.4089 |
0.03924 |
269 |
182 |
64 |
23 |
540 |
Can I get take out? -- my wife's in the car... |
1.4089 |
0.03924 |
269 |
182 |
64 |
23 |
541 |
No one knows what tomorrow holds but I do see a thirty minute wait in your future. |
1.4089 |
0.03817 |
269 |
179 |
70 |
20 |
542 |
Sorry, we're closed for a private event. |
1.4089 |
0.04097 |
269 |
187 |
54 |
28 |
543 |
The takeout window is around back. |
1.4089 |
0.03853 |
269 |
180 |
68 |
21 |
544 |
Waiting time is infinite |
1.4082 |
0.03836 |
267 |
178 |
69 |
20 |
545 |
Do you have cloud access? |
1.4082 |
0.04085 |
267 |
185 |
55 |
27 |
546 |
Sorry, this is the Karma Cafe. Nirvana is one mountain over. |
1.4082 |
0.03944 |
267 |
181 |
63 |
23 |
547 |
How much for just enlightenment? |
1.4082 |
0.03980 |
267 |
182 |
61 |
24 |
548 |
The reservation was for two but now it’s just me. |
1.4082 |
0.04220 |
267 |
189 |
47 |
31 |
549 |
I'm sorry. You'll have to come up the other side. This is an exit only! |
1.4081 |
0.03962 |
272 |
186 |
61 |
25 |
550 |
Can I enlighten you about today's specials? |
1.4067 |
0.03861 |
268 |
180 |
67 |
21 |
551 |
The entrance is on the other side of the mountain. |
1.4067 |
0.03861 |
268 |
180 |
67 |
21 |
552 |
Lesson #1: Make a reservation. |
1.4067 |
0.03825 |
268 |
179 |
69 |
20 |
553 |
Don't worry, my son, perhaps you'll be reincarnated as someone with a reservation. |
1.4067 |
0.03933 |
268 |
182 |
63 |
23 |
554 |
Sorry, no walk-ins. |
1.4060 |
0.04094 |
266 |
185 |
54 |
27 |
555 |
Sorry, I have no awareness of your reservation. |
1.4060 |
0.03807 |
266 |
177 |
70 |
19 |
556 |
Our dress code requires long pants and a tie |
1.4060 |
0.03769 |
266 |
176 |
72 |
18 |
557 |
Contrary to most Yelp reviews, there is enough atmosphere. |
1.4060 |
0.03693 |
266 |
174 |
76 |
16 |
558 |
We can't seat you until your whole party arrives. |
1.4060 |
0.03989 |
266 |
182 |
60 |
24 |
559 |
Sorry, we're all out of enlightenment, but the fish tacos are great. |
1.4060 |
0.03769 |
266 |
176 |
72 |
18 |
560 |
Anything without a view? |
1.4053 |
0.04045 |
264 |
182 |
57 |
25 |
561 |
Which would you prefer: speaking or non-speaking? |
1.4053 |
0.03788 |
264 |
175 |
71 |
18 |
562 |
Restrooms are for patrons only. |
1.4053 |
0.03974 |
264 |
180 |
61 |
23 |
563 |
I heard this place was above and beyond. |
1.4053 |
0.03900 |
264 |
178 |
65 |
21 |
564 |
Sorry; I'm just waiting for a table. |
1.4053 |
0.03974 |
264 |
180 |
61 |
23 |
565 |
There is no truth without reservations. |
1.4052 |
0.04026 |
269 |
186 |
57 |
26 |
566 |
Sorry, living on a higher plane now requires reservations. |
1.4046 |
0.03921 |
262 |
177 |
64 |
21 |
567 |
We have reservations about many things in this world. But, unfortunately, none for you. |
1.4038 |
0.04016 |
260 |
178 |
59 |
23 |
568 |
Does it look like I have a window seat? |
1.4038 |
0.04053 |
260 |
179 |
57 |
24 |
569 |
Is that all there is? |
1.4038 |
0.04053 |
260 |
179 |
57 |
24 |
570 |
We're serving now, but enlightenment doesn't start until 9:00. |
1.4038 |
0.03708 |
260 |
170 |
75 |
15 |
571 |
You could try the next peak ... they might have a table ... |
1.4038 |
0.03998 |
265 |
182 |
59 |
24 |
572 |
You came all the way back up here to get your parking validated? |
1.4032 |
0.03938 |
253 |
170 |
64 |
19 |
573 |
I have some reservations. |
1.4032 |
0.03858 |
253 |
168 |
68 |
17 |
574 |
Your final destination - the fabled Shangri-latte. |
1.4031 |
0.04074 |
258 |
178 |
56 |
24 |
575 |
Welcome to Shangri-Latte. |
1.4023 |
0.04097 |
256 |
177 |
55 |
24 |
576 |
Our special today is an individual pizza with one topping, or we can make you one with everything. |
1.4023 |
0.04059 |
256 |
176 |
57 |
23 |
577 |
Ask yourself if 'your table is ready'. |
1.4023 |
0.03891 |
261 |
176 |
65 |
20 |
578 |
Could your chef make me one with everything? |
1.4016 |
0.04268 |
254 |
180 |
46 |
28 |
579 |
Enlightenment was easy. A successful three-star bistro in the Himalayas with no wi-fi connection, not so much. |
1.4016 |
0.04119 |
254 |
176 |
54 |
24 |
580 |
The food sucks, but the view is great. |
1.4016 |
0.03846 |
254 |
169 |
68 |
17 |
581 |
Uber Eats, pickup for Gary |
1.4016 |
0.04043 |
254 |
174 |
58 |
22 |
582 |
Donner, party of...one |
1.4008 |
0.04306 |
242 |
170 |
47 |
25 |
583 |
Of course the fish is fresh. |
1.4008 |
0.04266 |
242 |
169 |
49 |
24 |
584 |
What they all come here for is not the food or the wisdom, but the cell phone reception |
1.4008 |
0.03906 |
252 |
169 |
65 |
18 |
585 |
No, that's not the sound of one hand clapping. It's the cappuccino machine. |
1.4008 |
0.04065 |
252 |
173 |
57 |
22 |
586 |
Forty, forty-five minutes. |
1.4008 |
0.04180 |
252 |
176 |
51 |
25 |
587 |
It was too lonely at the top. |
1.4008 |
0.04026 |
252 |
172 |
59 |
21 |
588 |
One is not a party. |
1.4008 |
0.03947 |
252 |
170 |
63 |
19 |
589 |
May I see your carry-out menu? |
1.4000 |
0.04482 |
220 |
154 |
44 |
22 |
590 |
Take-out order for Steve? |
1.4000 |
0.03992 |
255 |
174 |
60 |
21 |
591 |
I'm sorry, this level of enlightenment is full. |
1.4000 |
0.03834 |
255 |
170 |
68 |
17 |
592 |
Inner peace or internet? |
1.3984 |
0.03995 |
251 |
171 |
60 |
20 |
593 |
Yes, sometimes suffering is caused by desire, but often it’s just low blood sugar. |
1.3984 |
0.04074 |
251 |
173 |
56 |
22 |
594 |
I received a text that my table is ready |
1.3984 |
0.04152 |
251 |
175 |
52 |
24 |
595 |
How's the pie in the sky? |
1.3984 |
0.04011 |
246 |
167 |
60 |
19 |
596 |
The wait only exists in your mind. It's also 45 minutes. |
1.3976 |
0.04175 |
249 |
174 |
51 |
24 |
597 |
I can't seat you until your whole party is here. |
1.3976 |
0.03852 |
249 |
166 |
67 |
16 |
598 |
Oh, its Om _mani_padme_hum_2.4G; password "nirvana4u2", all lower case. |
1.3976 |
0.04097 |
249 |
172 |
55 |
22 |
599 |
So sorry but we're fully enlightened tonight. |
1.3976 |
0.03852 |
249 |
166 |
67 |
16 |
600 |
The Wi-Fi password is, "Enlightenment." You have two more questions. |
1.3976 |
0.04097 |
249 |
172 |
55 |
22 |
601 |
I've found that the greatest wisdom lies in serving others. |
1.3976 |
0.04097 |
249 |
172 |
55 |
22 |
602 |
I'm sorry, 13,000 ft is full, you can try at our 14,000 ft location. |
1.3976 |
0.04017 |
249 |
170 |
59 |
20 |
603 |
We don't accept climb-ins. |
1.3976 |
0.04017 |
249 |
170 |
59 |
20 |
604 |
You will be seated in your next life. |
1.3976 |
0.04097 |
249 |
172 |
55 |
22 |
605 |
I know I originally made a reservation for three but they fell through on me. |
1.3976 |
0.03767 |
249 |
164 |
71 |
14 |
606 |
What’s the special? |
1.3976 |
0.03976 |
249 |
169 |
61 |
19 |
607 |
We can seat you in two reincarnations. |
1.3968 |
0.04238 |
247 |
174 |
48 |
25 |
608 |
Not unless there's a coat and tie in that backpack. |
1.3968 |
0.04079 |
247 |
170 |
56 |
21 |
609 |
I placed an order to go |
1.3968 |
0.03915 |
247 |
166 |
64 |
17 |
610 |
I've cancelled your reservation. It's Karma. |
1.3968 |
0.03998 |
247 |
168 |
60 |
19 |
611 |
The secret of life? Try the risotto |
1.3968 |
0.03915 |
247 |
166 |
64 |
17 |
612 |
I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.3968 |
0.04039 |
247 |
169 |
58 |
20 |
613 |
If by "enlightenment" you mean "free Wi-Fi"...yeah, we've got that. |
1.3968 |
0.03830 |
247 |
164 |
68 |
15 |
614 |
Now I have a question for you. Do you know the meaning of a "reservation"? |
1.3968 |
0.04159 |
247 |
172 |
52 |
23 |
615 |
You must first seek to understand why you want a table for one. |
1.3968 |
0.03830 |
247 |
164 |
68 |
15 |
616 |
Sorry - restrooms are for customers only. |
1.3968 |
0.04199 |
247 |
173 |
50 |
24 |
617 |
Let me guess... You don't have a reservation. |
1.3968 |
0.03915 |
247 |
166 |
64 |
17 |
618 |
Reservation for oneness... |
1.3968 |
0.04120 |
247 |
171 |
54 |
22 |
619 |
So they weren't being hyperbolic when they said it would take an act of God to get a reservation? |
1.3960 |
0.04161 |
250 |
175 |
51 |
24 |
620 |
You know we have an elevator? |
1.3959 |
0.04020 |
245 |
167 |
59 |
19 |
621 |
Yes, the ‘answer’ is coffee. |
1.3959 |
0.04102 |
245 |
169 |
55 |
21 |
622 |
Want some words of wisdom? Next time make a reservation. |
1.3959 |
0.04102 |
245 |
169 |
55 |
21 |
623 |
You're sure it was a 'transcendental' reservation? |
1.3959 |
0.03893 |
245 |
164 |
65 |
16 |
624 |
Realtors are already calling it the "upper upper west side." |
1.3956 |
0.04221 |
225 |
154 |
53 |
18 |
625 |
You must have no reservations. |
1.3951 |
0.04084 |
243 |
167 |
56 |
20 |
626 |
You wanna know the true meaning of eternity? Try waiting for a table here. |
1.3951 |
0.03957 |
243 |
164 |
62 |
17 |
627 |
We're booked, but they might have a table available at 11,000 feet. |
1.3942 |
0.03891 |
241 |
161 |
65 |
15 |
628 |
Available table? Perhaps in your next life. |
1.3942 |
0.04149 |
241 |
167 |
53 |
21 |
629 |
Sorry but I cannot seat you until your entire party arrives. |
1.3942 |
0.04352 |
241 |
172 |
43 |
26 |
630 |
Can I get my enlightenment to go? |
1.3942 |
0.04064 |
241 |
165 |
57 |
19 |
631 |
The secret to a meaningful existence is to live without reservations. |
1.3942 |
0.04231 |
241 |
169 |
49 |
23 |
632 |
Sorry, we've been booked solid since the Dalai Lama came. |
1.3942 |
0.04022 |
241 |
164 |
59 |
18 |
633 |
No, I haven't seen Him, but you're welcome to look around. |
1.3942 |
0.04190 |
241 |
168 |
51 |
22 |
634 |
You're late. |
1.3942 |
0.04272 |
241 |
170 |
47 |
24 |
635 |
It's a haute cuisine. The WiFi's up all of the time. You have one question left. |
1.3942 |
0.04064 |
241 |
165 |
57 |
19 |
636 |
No reservations? Let me enlighten you. |
1.3942 |
0.04064 |
241 |
165 |
57 |
19 |
637 |
I’ve been waiting for 3,000 years and I still can’t get a table. |
1.3942 |
0.04107 |
241 |
166 |
55 |
20 |
638 |
No, my aoologies, The Goldman Bat Mitzvah is on Mount Everest. |
1.3942 |
0.04231 |
241 |
169 |
49 |
23 |
639 |
Bad news: jacket and tie required. Good news: we have loaners down at the base camp. |
1.3942 |
0.03979 |
241 |
163 |
61 |
17 |
640 |
Do you have a public restroom? |
1.3942 |
0.04107 |
241 |
166 |
55 |
20 |
641 |
I'm sorry about the avalanche, but I can't seat you without the rest of your party. |
1.3942 |
0.04190 |
241 |
168 |
51 |
22 |
642 |
They also came in search of enlightenment, but they stayed for the free WiFi. |
1.3942 |
0.04064 |
241 |
165 |
57 |
19 |
643 |
Yes, we can make you one with everything. |
1.3942 |
0.04392 |
241 |
173 |
41 |
27 |
644 |
I made a reservation in a past life. |
1.3934 |
0.04312 |
244 |
174 |
44 |
26 |
645 |
No, this is an outdoor restaurant. The meaning of life guy is two peaks over. |
1.3932 |
0.04279 |
234 |
164 |
48 |
22 |
646 |
So sorry, we don’t have take out. |
1.3926 |
0.04135 |
242 |
168 |
53 |
21 |
647 |
We're booked into eternity. |
1.3924 |
0.04111 |
237 |
163 |
55 |
19 |
648 |
What’s the secret of life? Also, what’s the Monday lunch special? |
1.3924 |
0.03933 |
237 |
159 |
63 |
15 |
649 |
I'm no guru.They just won’t seat me until the rest of my party reincarnates. |
1.3924 |
0.03887 |
237 |
158 |
65 |
14 |
650 |
I've come for high tea |
1.3924 |
0.04154 |
237 |
164 |
53 |
20 |
651 |
Hey, at least we held our ground when they asked to put the word TRUMP on it. |
1.3924 |
0.04239 |
237 |
166 |
49 |
22 |
652 |
I can't tell you the meaning of life, but since you're here, let me recommend the Himalayan goat salad. |
1.3924 |
0.04023 |
237 |
161 |
59 |
17 |
653 |
Another social climber? |
1.3924 |
0.04281 |
237 |
167 |
47 |
23 |
654 |
I thought heaven would be a lot higher up |
1.3921 |
0.04191 |
227 |
156 |
53 |
18 |
655 |
Let me enlighten you, a reservation is required. |
1.3915 |
0.04221 |
235 |
164 |
50 |
21 |
656 |
No, you should have gone right on 15th and Lexington. |
1.3915 |
0.04348 |
235 |
167 |
44 |
24 |
657 |
Yeah, well now we're a Starbucks. What can I tell ya? Things change. |
1.3915 |
0.04090 |
235 |
161 |
56 |
18 |
658 |
Enlightenment is found during happy hour. |
1.3915 |
0.04090 |
235 |
161 |
56 |
18 |
659 |
Blame Yelp. |
1.3915 |
0.03908 |
235 |
157 |
64 |
14 |
660 |
We’re a karma to table establishment. |
1.3915 |
0.04134 |
235 |
162 |
54 |
19 |
661 |
Sorry, rest room's for patrons only. |
1.3911 |
0.04489 |
225 |
161 |
40 |
24 |
662 |
How many are in your search party? |
1.3908 |
0.04009 |
238 |
162 |
59 |
17 |
663 |
I was matre d' at several swanky places, but then I just hit a plateau. |
1.3904 |
0.04357 |
228 |
161 |
45 |
22 |
664 |
For free enlightenment, enter the code on your receipt. |
1.3898 |
0.03895 |
236 |
158 |
64 |
14 |
665 |
I'm sure they're "right behind you," but I still can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.3898 |
0.04120 |
236 |
163 |
54 |
19 |
666 |
Not a restaurant. They're cardboard. I get lonely. |
1.3889 |
0.04443 |
234 |
169 |
39 |
26 |
667 |
You're in luck, "The Meaning of Life" is today's special. |
1.3889 |
0.04099 |
234 |
161 |
55 |
18 |
668 |
Sorry, they made reservations in their previous lives. |
1.3889 |
0.04274 |
234 |
165 |
47 |
22 |
669 |
What was the name of your first pet? |
1.3889 |
0.04559 |
198 |
138 |
43 |
17 |
670 |
We're booked for this lifetime. |
1.3889 |
0.04009 |
234 |
159 |
59 |
16 |
671 |
I'm sorry, I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3889 |
0.04502 |
198 |
137 |
45 |
16 |
672 |
It is wise to have a reservation. |
1.3889 |
0.03963 |
234 |
158 |
61 |
15 |
673 |
I seek enlightenment. And maybe a burger. |
1.3889 |
0.04054 |
234 |
160 |
57 |
17 |
674 |
The answer is good marketing |
1.3889 |
0.04009 |
234 |
159 |
59 |
16 |
675 |
'"You reach enlightenment when you figure out our wi-fi password." |
1.3889 |
0.03963 |
234 |
158 |
61 |
15 |
676 |
I’m sorry Mr. Donner, but unfortunately we can’t seat you until your entire party arrives. |
1.3889 |
0.04317 |
234 |
166 |
45 |
23 |
677 |
The entrance is on the other side. |
1.3889 |
0.04884 |
198 |
144 |
31 |
23 |
678 |
No, I'm the maitre d'. Enlightenment can be found in the bar. |
1.3889 |
0.04144 |
234 |
162 |
53 |
19 |
679 |
I'm sorry sir, Im afraid we have a strict policy of 'Toilets are for customers use only' |
1.3889 |
0.04231 |
234 |
164 |
49 |
21 |
680 |
The journey is supposed to be the reward, but we do a great tiramisu. |
1.3889 |
0.03916 |
234 |
157 |
63 |
14 |
681 |
People come for enlightenment, but stay for the atmosphere. |
1.3889 |
0.04099 |
234 |
161 |
55 |
18 |
682 |
I'm sorry, I can't seat you until your entire search party has arrived. |
1.3889 |
0.04724 |
198 |
141 |
37 |
20 |
683 |
I can't seat you until your entire party is here Mr. Donner. |
1.3889 |
0.04359 |
234 |
167 |
43 |
24 |
684 |
I'm sorry. You want Chez Pyrenees. That's one peak over. |
1.3889 |
0.04231 |
234 |
164 |
49 |
21 |
685 |
I hear the food is transcendent, but it takes forever to get a table. |
1.3889 |
0.03963 |
234 |
158 |
61 |
15 |
686 |
Sorry, sir, but the bathrooms are for customers only. |
1.3889 |
0.04502 |
198 |
137 |
45 |
16 |
687 |
You're welcome to return during off-peak hours. |
1.3889 |
0.04054 |
234 |
160 |
57 |
17 |
688 |
This is the best restaurant by a landslide. |
1.3889 |
0.04502 |
198 |
137 |
45 |
16 |
689 |
Yes, there is, but why not just find a bush, or a large rock. |
1.3889 |
0.04401 |
234 |
168 |
41 |
25 |
690 |
Sorry. But I can't seat you until your entire party is here. |
1.3889 |
0.04144 |
234 |
162 |
53 |
19 |
691 |
Come back when you have renounced all earthly desires. The food here is lousy. |
1.3889 |
0.04236 |
216 |
148 |
52 |
16 |
692 |
I'd like to be seated now, the rest of my party's been belayed |
1.3879 |
0.04168 |
232 |
161 |
52 |
19 |
693 |
Enlightenment is free. The coffee will cost you. |
1.3879 |
0.03890 |
232 |
155 |
64 |
13 |
694 |
You're in luck! We have one table left, near the back entrance by the chairlift. |
1.3879 |
0.04212 |
232 |
162 |
50 |
20 |
695 |
Wait time? Eternity. Shall I put you name on the list? |
1.3879 |
0.04123 |
232 |
160 |
54 |
18 |
696 |
There’s an elevator! |
1.3879 |
0.04168 |
232 |
161 |
52 |
19 |
697 |
Would it be okay if the reservation for two suddenly changed to a party of one? |
1.3879 |
0.04212 |
232 |
162 |
50 |
20 |
698 |
Now that you mention it -- I do have reservations. |
1.3879 |
0.04123 |
232 |
160 |
54 |
18 |
699 |
Is it locally sourced? |
1.3879 |
0.04256 |
232 |
163 |
48 |
21 |
700 |
The bathroom is for customers only. |
1.3878 |
0.04590 |
196 |
137 |
42 |
17 |
701 |
You mean I could have taken the elevator? |
1.3872 |
0.04259 |
235 |
166 |
47 |
22 |
702 |
I'm sorry sir, but casual attire is not allowed here. |
1.3872 |
0.04085 |
235 |
162 |
55 |
18 |
703 |
That's actually a typo - it's supposed to be "Menu" of life. |
1.3870 |
0.04237 |
230 |
161 |
49 |
20 |
704 |
Of course there’s a wait! The food is divine. |
1.3870 |
0.04101 |
230 |
158 |
55 |
17 |
705 |
Lose your inner reservations, friend, as I have lost yours. |
1.3870 |
0.04101 |
230 |
158 |
55 |
17 |
706 |
Yeh, well, I’d rather be one with the universe than one without a reservation, smart guy. |
1.3870 |
0.04101 |
230 |
158 |
55 |
17 |
707 |
We are fully booked through this life and the next. |
1.3870 |
0.03911 |
230 |
154 |
63 |
13 |
708 |
Do you eat to live, or live to eat? |
1.3870 |
0.03911 |
230 |
154 |
63 |
13 |
709 |
We can't seat you until your entire party arrives, sir. |
1.3870 |
0.04282 |
230 |
162 |
47 |
21 |
710 |
Yes, this is the Third Level of Consciousness, but you still need a reservation. |
1.3870 |
0.04192 |
230 |
160 |
51 |
19 |
711 |
There's a two hour wait, but then there really is no such thing as time. |
1.3870 |
0.04282 |
230 |
162 |
47 |
21 |
712 |
Enlightenment doesn't pay the bills |
1.3870 |
0.04192 |
230 |
160 |
51 |
19 |
713 |
So, you see, sometimes it is about the destination. |
1.3867 |
0.04067 |
225 |
153 |
57 |
15 |
714 |
The table that you seek was with you all along... or I can just put you on the waitlist. |
1.3863 |
0.03971 |
233 |
158 |
60 |
15 |
715 |
Are you seeking wisdom or our early-bird special? |
1.3860 |
0.04124 |
228 |
157 |
54 |
17 |
716 |
Donner Party, table for 48 or 49. |
1.3860 |
0.04396 |
228 |
163 |
42 |
23 |
717 |
The restrooms are for patrons only. |
1.3860 |
0.04077 |
228 |
156 |
56 |
16 |
718 |
Do you have anything with a view? |
1.3860 |
0.04396 |
228 |
163 |
42 |
23 |
719 |
I mostly get asked about the wifi password. |
1.3860 |
0.04217 |
228 |
159 |
50 |
19 |
720 |
It is through life's disappointment where one can find truly lasting enlightenment and on that note, we're closed. |
1.3860 |
0.04263 |
228 |
160 |
48 |
20 |
721 |
I'm sorry, but I can't enlighten you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.3850 |
0.04148 |
226 |
156 |
53 |
17 |
722 |
If it is wisdom you seek, take my advice. DO NOT order the potstickers. |
1.3850 |
0.03853 |
226 |
150 |
65 |
11 |
723 |
The secret to life? No. But I can tell you our wifi password. |
1.3850 |
0.04242 |
226 |
158 |
49 |
19 |
724 |
The Donner Party. We're not all here yet. |
1.3850 |
0.04379 |
226 |
161 |
43 |
22 |
725 |
I didn’t realize I needed a reservation. Thank you for enlightening me. |
1.3850 |
0.04052 |
226 |
154 |
57 |
15 |
726 |
No, I'm positive that your reservation is for next Friday. Sorry. |
1.3850 |
0.04101 |
226 |
155 |
55 |
16 |
727 |
I don’t want to know the meaning of life , I just need to use the bathroom |
1.3850 |
0.04334 |
226 |
160 |
45 |
21 |
728 |
No, you don't need a reservation, but you might have to wait an eternity to be seated. |
1.3850 |
0.03904 |
226 |
151 |
63 |
12 |
729 |
Welcome to transcendental mastication; well worth the hike. |
1.3850 |
0.04242 |
226 |
158 |
49 |
19 |
730 |
Yes, this is the first level of heaven: coffee shop. |
1.3850 |
0.04288 |
226 |
159 |
47 |
20 |
731 |
I forgot to tell you about the street entrance. |
1.3850 |
0.04148 |
226 |
156 |
53 |
17 |
732 |
Will you be dining Zen or Al Fresco? |
1.3850 |
0.03904 |
226 |
151 |
63 |
12 |
733 |
I’m sorry, we don’t accept walk-ins. |
1.3850 |
0.04512 |
226 |
164 |
37 |
25 |
734 |
Go Ohm. |
1.3850 |
0.04242 |
226 |
158 |
49 |
19 |
735 |
My advice is don't order anything heavy. |
1.3850 |
0.04242 |
226 |
158 |
49 |
19 |
736 |
Sorry, enlightenment is for customers only. |
1.3850 |
0.04334 |
226 |
160 |
45 |
21 |
737 |
Until I transcend the prison of selfhood? Could I just sit at the bar? |
1.3839 |
0.04125 |
224 |
154 |
54 |
16 |
738 |
You will wait many years for a table. I have yet to be seated. |
1.3839 |
0.04076 |
224 |
153 |
56 |
15 |
739 |
It's a table for just one now. |
1.3839 |
0.03926 |
224 |
150 |
62 |
12 |
740 |
I agree, it does seem odd that we'd be known for our pastrami, but wait until you taste it. |
1.3839 |
0.04361 |
224 |
159 |
44 |
21 |
741 |
That is why we ask patrons to make off-peak reservations |
1.3829 |
0.04341 |
222 |
157 |
45 |
20 |
742 |
Wi-Fi's spotty, but the coffee's locally sourced. |
1.3829 |
0.04050 |
222 |
151 |
57 |
14 |
743 |
I'm sorry, you'll have to leave your backpack at the base of the mountain. |
1.3829 |
0.04149 |
222 |
153 |
53 |
16 |
744 |
"No, sorry. This is 'Serenity'. You want 'Enlightenment', next mountain over. |
1.3829 |
0.04246 |
222 |
155 |
49 |
18 |
745 |
You’ll need a dress jacket! |
1.3829 |
0.04100 |
222 |
152 |
55 |
15 |
746 |
He who eats in high places should not expect low prices. |
1.3829 |
0.03948 |
222 |
149 |
61 |
12 |
747 |
Our special today is the meaning of life. |
1.3829 |
0.04246 |
222 |
155 |
49 |
18 |
748 |
I am sorry, but we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3829 |
0.04294 |
222 |
156 |
47 |
19 |
749 |
Your breakfast has been inside you all along. |
1.3829 |
0.04341 |
222 |
157 |
45 |
20 |
750 |
do you have a togo menu? |
1.3829 |
0.03948 |
222 |
149 |
61 |
12 |
751 |
Sorry, sir, we don't do take out. |
1.3829 |
0.04149 |
222 |
153 |
53 |
16 |
752 |
Sorry, no walk-ins. |
1.3827 |
0.04526 |
196 |
137 |
43 |
16 |
753 |
I can't offer you enlightenment, but we do have free wi-fi. |
1.3827 |
0.04409 |
196 |
135 |
47 |
14 |
754 |
I'm am sorry. You'll need a collared shirt. |
1.3819 |
0.04362 |
199 |
137 |
48 |
14 |
755 |
I'm afraid your reservation was for next weekend. |
1.3819 |
0.04477 |
199 |
139 |
44 |
16 |
756 |
We are a mirage. You are actually in an elevator in New Jersey. |
1.3818 |
0.04462 |
220 |
158 |
40 |
22 |
757 |
The secret of happiness is a reservation. |
1.3818 |
0.04174 |
220 |
152 |
52 |
16 |
758 |
Of course I have reservations—I’m not certain of amything |
1.3816 |
0.04616 |
207 |
149 |
37 |
21 |
759 |
I guess this means I'm on the wrong path? |
1.3814 |
0.04136 |
215 |
147 |
54 |
14 |
760 |
Enlightenment and WiFi are for customers only. |
1.3803 |
0.04469 |
213 |
152 |
41 |
20 |
761 |
They used the elevator. That's how. |
1.3796 |
0.04375 |
216 |
153 |
44 |
19 |
762 |
I am sorry, but we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3796 |
0.04472 |
216 |
155 |
40 |
21 |
763 |
For a table? About 20 minutes. For enlightenment? Much longer. |
1.3796 |
0.04121 |
216 |
148 |
54 |
14 |
764 |
I’m sorry to hear about your climbing buddies but we cannot seat incomplete parties. |
1.3796 |
0.04520 |
216 |
156 |
38 |
22 |
765 |
Enlightenment is a dish best served high. |
1.3796 |
0.04173 |
216 |
149 |
52 |
15 |
766 |
Our rest rooms are for customers only. |
1.3796 |
0.04325 |
216 |
152 |
46 |
18 |
767 |
Sorry, cash only. |
1.3796 |
0.04423 |
216 |
154 |
42 |
20 |
768 |
For here or to go? |
1.3796 |
0.04423 |
216 |
154 |
42 |
20 |
769 |
Sorry, but the secret of life is to call ahead and make reservations. |
1.3796 |
0.04567 |
216 |
157 |
36 |
23 |
770 |
Are you a social climber also? |
1.3796 |
0.04325 |
216 |
152 |
46 |
18 |
771 |
It turns out the big question on everyone's mind was where could they get a good cup of coffee. |
1.3796 |
0.04423 |
216 |
154 |
42 |
20 |
772 |
Enlightenment or brunch? |
1.3796 |
0.04224 |
216 |
150 |
50 |
16 |
773 |
The meaning of life is the next mountain over. I serve the world's best cup of coffee. |
1.3796 |
0.04375 |
216 |
153 |
44 |
19 |
774 |
Imagine that you have a reservation. |
1.3796 |
0.04224 |
216 |
150 |
50 |
16 |
775 |
Do you seek enlightenment or the free wi-fi? |
1.3790 |
0.04426 |
219 |
157 |
41 |
21 |
776 |
I’d like a table with a view please. |
1.3790 |
0.04282 |
219 |
154 |
47 |
18 |
777 |
Yes, it's the first door on the left at the base camp. |
1.3790 |
0.03925 |
219 |
147 |
61 |
11 |
778 |
Next time, you might want to use the cable car on the other side. |
1.3790 |
0.04282 |
219 |
154 |
47 |
18 |
779 |
I don’t care about the meaning of life. I just want to know if you take American Express. |
1.3790 |
0.04082 |
219 |
150 |
55 |
14 |
780 |
Yes, we have sage tea. |
1.3790 |
0.03978 |
219 |
148 |
59 |
12 |
781 |
I can give you the answer to the meaning of life or give you a table by the window. You decide. |
1.3790 |
0.04030 |
219 |
149 |
57 |
13 |
782 |
So this is what high society looks like |
1.3790 |
0.04183 |
219 |
152 |
51 |
16 |
783 |
What's today's special? |
1.3790 |
0.04233 |
219 |
153 |
49 |
17 |
784 |
Life is suffering, but I could seat you at the bar. |
1.3790 |
0.04133 |
219 |
151 |
53 |
15 |
785 |
The WIFI password is BE_HERE_NOW, all upper case. |
1.3790 |
0.04331 |
219 |
155 |
45 |
19 |
786 |
To find your true path, you must arrive with no reservations. |
1.3790 |
0.04183 |
219 |
152 |
51 |
16 |
787 |
Most of our guest take the elevator. |
1.3790 |
0.04282 |
219 |
154 |
47 |
18 |
788 |
I sense you have reservations. |
1.3790 |
0.04030 |
219 |
149 |
57 |
13 |
789 |
Here's some enlightenment. It's called a reservation. |
1.3788 |
0.04489 |
198 |
139 |
43 |
16 |
790 |
Welcome to the Hard Rock Café. |
1.3785 |
0.04597 |
214 |
156 |
35 |
23 |
791 |
Sorry sir, only patrons can use the bathroom. |
1.3785 |
0.04501 |
214 |
154 |
39 |
21 |
792 |
Welcome to The Cloud. |
1.3785 |
0.04402 |
214 |
152 |
43 |
19 |
793 |
Do you seek brunch? |
1.3785 |
0.04302 |
214 |
150 |
47 |
17 |
794 |
Sorry. Restrooms are only for patrons. |
1.3785 |
0.04645 |
214 |
157 |
33 |
24 |
795 |
Sorry, we have a "no shorts" policy. |
1.3785 |
0.04352 |
214 |
151 |
45 |
18 |
796 |
I too have been to the mountaintop, but here there's free wi-fi. |
1.3785 |
0.04352 |
214 |
151 |
45 |
18 |
797 |
Sorry, reservations only. |
1.3785 |
0.04452 |
214 |
153 |
41 |
20 |
798 |
What did you expect, a burning bush? |
1.3785 |
0.04198 |
214 |
148 |
51 |
15 |
799 |
Your reservation is for tomorrow night. |
1.3784 |
0.04647 |
185 |
130 |
40 |
15 |
800 |
Can I get a table with a view? |
1.3779 |
0.04259 |
217 |
152 |
48 |
17 |
801 |
Enlightened or Unenlightened ? |
1.3779 |
0.04358 |
217 |
154 |
44 |
19 |
802 |
Sorry, we're only open to social climbers |
1.3779 |
0.04157 |
217 |
150 |
52 |
15 |
803 |
A mantra to go. |
1.3779 |
0.04455 |
217 |
156 |
40 |
21 |
804 |
I may not know the secret of life, but I do know the value of a Michelin star. |
1.3776 |
0.04094 |
196 |
131 |
56 |
9 |
805 |
One? |
1.3776 |
0.04281 |
196 |
134 |
50 |
12 |
806 |
If by 'disciple' you mean 'busboy trainee', then welcome, brother. |
1.3774 |
0.04277 |
212 |
148 |
48 |
16 |
807 |
I'm sorry, we can't seat you until we know that your entire party has survived! |
1.3774 |
0.04481 |
212 |
152 |
40 |
20 |
808 |
Yes, I understand that you traveled a long way to get here but we still require that all male guests wear long pants and a jacket to enter. Have a nice day sir, and please watch your step. |
1.3774 |
0.04431 |
212 |
151 |
42 |
19 |
809 |
I'd like a table for one with the universe. |
1.3774 |
0.04171 |
212 |
146 |
52 |
14 |
810 |
We've all traveled great distances for enlightenment. They had reservations. |
1.3774 |
0.04431 |
212 |
151 |
42 |
19 |
811 |
Do you take traveler's checks? |
1.3774 |
0.04224 |
212 |
147 |
50 |
15 |
812 |
Enlightening or non? |
1.3774 |
0.04117 |
212 |
145 |
54 |
13 |
813 |
No debit cards accepted, but there is an ATM machine a stone's throw from here. |
1.3774 |
0.04380 |
212 |
150 |
44 |
18 |
814 |
Would you care for a mantra while you wait? |
1.3774 |
0.04277 |
212 |
148 |
48 |
16 |
815 |
You may have come to find inner peace, but I bet you'll stay for the crabcakes. |
1.3774 |
0.04117 |
212 |
145 |
54 |
13 |
816 |
There are no tables left. Why don't you try the Kilimanjaro? |
1.3767 |
0.04435 |
215 |
154 |
41 |
20 |
817 |
I'm sorry, but reservations and appropriate dress are required. |
1.3767 |
0.04435 |
215 |
154 |
41 |
20 |
818 |
Welcome to Guru. Table for Oneness? |
1.3762 |
0.04356 |
210 |
148 |
45 |
17 |
819 |
Do you have anything not outside? |
1.3762 |
0.04356 |
210 |
148 |
45 |
17 |
820 |
Sorry, we're not taking any climb-ins today. |
1.3756 |
0.04260 |
213 |
149 |
48 |
16 |
821 |
Our first location is actually in Portland. |
1.3750 |
0.04452 |
200 |
141 |
43 |
16 |
822 |
We stopped seating ten minutes ago. |
1.3750 |
0.04395 |
200 |
140 |
45 |
15 |
823 |
I DO have reservations, that's why I'm here! |
1.3750 |
0.04054 |
208 |
141 |
56 |
11 |
824 |
This wait too shall pass. |
1.3750 |
0.04261 |
184 |
124 |
51 |
9 |
825 |
I'm sorry but the bathroom is for patrons only. |
1.3744 |
0.04391 |
211 |
150 |
43 |
18 |
826 |
I don't mean to impose, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3744 |
0.04180 |
211 |
146 |
51 |
14 |
827 |
Would you have a table for twenty-four Boy Scouts? |
1.3744 |
0.04071 |
211 |
144 |
55 |
12 |
828 |
I'm sorry. Our rest rooms are for guests only. |
1.3744 |
0.04234 |
211 |
147 |
49 |
15 |
829 |
Sorry, seating is by reservation only. You'll need to do that on K2. |
1.3744 |
0.04287 |
211 |
148 |
47 |
16 |
830 |
Getting WiFi changed everything. |
1.3744 |
0.04391 |
211 |
150 |
43 |
18 |
831 |
Will that be for here or to go? |
1.3744 |
0.04287 |
211 |
148 |
47 |
16 |
832 |
Good luck. I've been waiting an hour, myself. |
1.3744 |
0.04126 |
211 |
145 |
53 |
13 |
833 |
Yes, sir, tie and jacket are required. |
1.3744 |
0.03901 |
211 |
141 |
61 |
9 |
834 |
Sorry. We just closed. |
1.3744 |
0.04442 |
211 |
151 |
41 |
19 |
835 |
So what did you expect? This is the European alps. Not that s**thole country you came from. |
1.3744 |
0.04442 |
211 |
151 |
41 |
19 |
836 |
I'm sorry but we can't seat you without a reincarnation. |
1.3744 |
0.04126 |
211 |
145 |
53 |
13 |
837 |
Yes, you have traveled far on a difficult journey. But no shirt, no tie - no Enlightenment. |
1.3744 |
0.04442 |
211 |
151 |
41 |
19 |
838 |
Here's some enlightenment for you: there's no seating without a reservation. |
1.3744 |
0.04015 |
211 |
143 |
57 |
11 |
839 |
Where have you been? I paid for Prime shipping. |
1.3744 |
0.04641 |
211 |
155 |
33 |
23 |
840 |
Lesson #1: Make a reservation. |
1.3744 |
0.04180 |
211 |
146 |
51 |
14 |
841 |
It's been called Shangri-La-tte for years now. |
1.3744 |
0.04339 |
211 |
149 |
45 |
17 |
842 |
The reservation says two, but my friend just dropped. |
1.3744 |
0.04234 |
211 |
147 |
49 |
15 |
843 |
I am sorry. Bathrooms are for patrons only. |
1.3744 |
0.04542 |
211 |
153 |
37 |
21 |
844 |
Your takeout order is at Guru's East. This is Guru's West. |
1.3744 |
0.04391 |
211 |
150 |
43 |
18 |
845 |
For here or to go? |
1.3744 |
0.04391 |
211 |
150 |
43 |
18 |
846 |
Be patient, my son. People are dying to get in. |
1.3744 |
0.04126 |
211 |
145 |
53 |
13 |
847 |
You're so vain, and yes we have clouds in our coffee. |
1.3744 |
0.04391 |
211 |
150 |
43 |
18 |
848 |
The idée fixe is $75. |
1.3744 |
0.04287 |
211 |
148 |
47 |
16 |
849 |
Yes, there really is a Starbucks everywhere. |
1.3744 |
0.04234 |
211 |
147 |
49 |
15 |
850 |
Sorry sir, we only hold reservations for 15 minutes. |
1.3744 |
0.04287 |
211 |
148 |
47 |
16 |
851 |
Would you prefer enlightened, or unenlightened? |
1.3744 |
0.04391 |
211 |
150 |
43 |
18 |
852 |
In my last incarnation I was a maitre d'. |
1.3744 |
0.04180 |
211 |
146 |
51 |
14 |
853 |
Come back when you are properly dressed for dinner. |
1.3744 |
0.04287 |
211 |
148 |
47 |
16 |
854 |
Sorry, but enlightenment is for customers only. |
1.3744 |
0.04234 |
211 |
147 |
49 |
15 |
855 |
I heard we had to move heaven and earth to get a table, but this is ridiculous |
1.3744 |
0.04349 |
203 |
142 |
46 |
15 |
856 |
Sorry. We're hosting a private party this evening. |
1.3744 |
0.04292 |
203 |
141 |
48 |
14 |
857 |
Yeah, I agree, Nirvana isn't what it used to be. |
1.3732 |
0.04471 |
209 |
150 |
40 |
19 |
858 |
But you told me to Be Here Now... |
1.3732 |
0.04522 |
209 |
151 |
38 |
20 |
859 |
Please tell me you're here for my advice, not the cafe. |
1.3732 |
0.04314 |
209 |
147 |
46 |
16 |
860 |
Sorry, our restrooms are only for paying customers. |
1.3732 |
0.04471 |
209 |
150 |
40 |
19 |
861 |
I'm sorry about the avalanche; but I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. |
1.3732 |
0.04260 |
209 |
146 |
48 |
15 |
862 |
"Is it still "Happy Hour"? |
1.3732 |
0.04419 |
209 |
149 |
42 |
18 |
863 |
Meaning of life? No. But a table for two, yes. |
1.3732 |
0.04419 |
209 |
149 |
42 |
18 |
864 |
To hell with wisdom, I’m seeking the perfect key lime pie. |
1.3732 |
0.03981 |
209 |
141 |
58 |
10 |
865 |
We've been expecting you. |
1.3732 |
0.04151 |
209 |
144 |
52 |
13 |
866 |
I hear this restaurant has great atmosphere. |
1.3732 |
0.04260 |
209 |
146 |
48 |
15 |
867 |
We call it haute cuisine. |
1.3726 |
0.04322 |
212 |
150 |
45 |
17 |
868 |
We don't serve climb in customers. |
1.3725 |
0.04441 |
204 |
145 |
42 |
17 |
869 |
Yes, you can climb. But can you discern the ineffable? |
1.3720 |
0.04062 |
207 |
141 |
55 |
11 |
870 |
Sorry. We're booked until the next life. |
1.3720 |
0.04176 |
207 |
143 |
51 |
13 |
871 |
Don't major in philosophy. |
1.3720 |
0.04341 |
207 |
146 |
45 |
16 |
872 |
I'm sorry sir, but it's jackets and ties only. |
1.3720 |
0.04287 |
207 |
145 |
47 |
15 |
873 |
Yes, in fact I did play at Woodstock. |
1.3720 |
0.04448 |
207 |
148 |
41 |
18 |
874 |
The meaning of life? Wow forgive me, I'm a little rusty. People never ask since we started offering free WiFi. |
1.3720 |
0.04232 |
207 |
144 |
49 |
14 |
875 |
Six bucks for Enlightenment. Twenty for a table. |
1.3720 |
0.04341 |
207 |
146 |
45 |
16 |
876 |
Perhaps you misunderstood what I meant by living in the now, without reservations. |
1.3720 |
0.04395 |
207 |
147 |
43 |
17 |
877 |
Sorry, the rest room is for patrons only. |
1.3720 |
0.04500 |
207 |
149 |
39 |
19 |
878 |
True Enlightenment is just the name of a cafe? |
1.3720 |
0.04500 |
207 |
149 |
39 |
19 |
879 |
Sorry, our policy is no shorts. |
1.3720 |
0.04232 |
207 |
144 |
49 |
14 |
880 |
I’m so sorry, we can’t seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3720 |
0.04448 |
207 |
148 |
41 |
18 |
881 |
I’m afraid we’re all booked. You may want to try Buddhism. |
1.3720 |
0.04552 |
207 |
150 |
37 |
20 |
882 |
It's hard to get you guys on the phone!! Can I make a reservation? |
1.3720 |
0.04395 |
207 |
147 |
43 |
17 |
883 |
It’s cash only?! Is there an atm near by?? |
1.3720 |
0.04176 |
207 |
143 |
51 |
13 |
884 |
If you're looking for atmosphere I'd try the valley. |
1.3720 |
0.04176 |
207 |
143 |
51 |
13 |
885 |
I sense no reservations. |
1.3720 |
0.04119 |
207 |
142 |
53 |
12 |
886 |
The wisdom thing wasn't paying off. |
1.3720 |
0.04341 |
207 |
146 |
45 |
16 |
887 |
It'd really help if the brochure mentioned you had to leave your shoes at base camp. |
1.3720 |
0.04232 |
207 |
144 |
49 |
14 |
888 |
The wisdom you seek can be found in our $11 cup of coffee, wifi included. |
1.3720 |
0.04176 |
207 |
143 |
51 |
13 |
889 |
you must have no reservations to eat here. |
1.3713 |
0.04415 |
202 |
143 |
43 |
16 |
890 |
Welcome to CloudCafe - how may I save you? |
1.3707 |
0.04144 |
205 |
141 |
52 |
12 |
891 |
What do you mean, you don't take walk-ins? |
1.3707 |
0.04530 |
205 |
148 |
38 |
19 |
892 |
We only take reservations from social climbers. |
1.3707 |
0.04202 |
205 |
142 |
50 |
13 |
893 |
Do you know the way to San Jose? |
1.3707 |
0.04477 |
205 |
147 |
40 |
18 |
894 |
How long have you been waiting for a table? |
1.3707 |
0.04314 |
205 |
144 |
46 |
15 |
895 |
The wait to be seated is between never and eternity. |
1.3700 |
0.04212 |
200 |
138 |
50 |
12 |
896 |
Nirvana? I think it's on West 14th. |
1.3700 |
0.04330 |
200 |
140 |
46 |
14 |
897 |
The secret to life is . . .always make a reservation. |
1.3695 |
0.04285 |
203 |
142 |
47 |
14 |
898 |
Yes, we do take-out. |
1.3695 |
0.04170 |
203 |
140 |
51 |
12 |
899 |
Where is the wheelchair accessible entrance? |
1.3695 |
0.04285 |
203 |
142 |
47 |
14 |
900 |
No, I’m sorry you made the trip for nothing but we paved paradise, put up a coffee shop. |
1.3695 |
0.04452 |
203 |
145 |
41 |
17 |
901 |
The secret of life is a successful restaurant with great food at a reasonable price and location, location, location. |
1.3695 |
0.04111 |
203 |
139 |
53 |
11 |
902 |
The desserts are nirvana. |
1.3695 |
0.04228 |
203 |
141 |
49 |
13 |
903 |
Have you come on this journey to ask me about the meaning of life or just to use the free Wi-Fi. |
1.3695 |
0.04561 |
203 |
147 |
37 |
19 |
904 |
No death, no fear; no reservations, no lunch. |
1.3695 |
0.04228 |
203 |
141 |
49 |
13 |
905 |
The food goes downhill from here. |
1.3695 |
0.04285 |
203 |
142 |
47 |
14 |
906 |
The reviews said it was hard to find... |
1.3695 |
0.04170 |
203 |
140 |
51 |
12 |
907 |
Then I discovered the meaning of life was caffeine … |
1.3695 |
0.04285 |
203 |
142 |
47 |
14 |
908 |
I'm sorry sir but I can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3695 |
0.04341 |
203 |
143 |
45 |
15 |
909 |
Sorry, your reservation is for tomorrow |
1.3687 |
0.04299 |
198 |
138 |
47 |
13 |
910 |
All of our tables come with a view of your inner self. |
1.3682 |
0.04426 |
201 |
143 |
42 |
16 |
911 |
This is Base Camp Premium. It's for our social climbers. |
1.3676 |
0.04268 |
204 |
143 |
47 |
14 |
912 |
we specialize in haute cuisine . |
1.3676 |
0.04542 |
204 |
148 |
37 |
19 |
913 |
Do you have a reservation? |
1.3673 |
0.04562 |
196 |
141 |
38 |
17 |
914 |
I made the reservation in my previous life. What do you mean you lost it. |
1.3668 |
0.04568 |
199 |
144 |
37 |
18 |
915 |
I'm sorry, but we have a strict dress code. Absolutely no hiking apparel. |
1.3668 |
0.04456 |
199 |
142 |
41 |
16 |
916 |
Do you seek peace of soul or piece of sole? |
1.3668 |
0.04398 |
199 |
141 |
43 |
15 |
917 |
Social climbers only. |
1.3668 |
0.04398 |
199 |
141 |
43 |
15 |
918 |
First there is a reservation, then there is none, then there is. |
1.3668 |
0.04037 |
199 |
135 |
55 |
9 |
919 |
The secret of life is to make reservations. |
1.3668 |
0.04222 |
199 |
138 |
49 |
12 |
920 |
The truth? The tikka masala here is overrated. |
1.3668 |
0.04281 |
199 |
139 |
47 |
13 |
921 |
Sorry, we don't serve mountain climbers here, we only serve social climbers. |
1.3668 |
0.04623 |
199 |
145 |
35 |
19 |
922 |
I seek an answer to but one question - what is your soup of the day? |
1.3668 |
0.04340 |
199 |
140 |
45 |
14 |
923 |
Yes, I'm your Yogi, but nobody comes here anymore. It's too crowded. |
1.3668 |
0.04512 |
199 |
143 |
39 |
17 |
924 |
Table for one with the universe? |
1.3668 |
0.04281 |
199 |
139 |
47 |
13 |
925 |
Sorry, wrong mountain. |
1.3668 |
0.04456 |
199 |
142 |
41 |
16 |
926 |
The view is great, but the prices are steep. |
1.3668 |
0.04037 |
199 |
135 |
55 |
9 |
927 |
You think it's too high? Wait until you see the prices. |
1.3668 |
0.04456 |
199 |
142 |
41 |
16 |
928 |
Excuse me, when I got to my car, my soup was cold, and you forgot my bread! |
1.3668 |
0.04456 |
199 |
142 |
41 |
16 |
929 |
I can seat you right away for lunch, but enlightenment will be a 30 to 40 minute wait. |
1.3668 |
0.04340 |
199 |
140 |
45 |
14 |
930 |
Please review us on 'Alp.' |
1.3668 |
0.04512 |
199 |
143 |
39 |
17 |
931 |
Sorry, I can't seat you until the rest of your party reaches enlightenment. |
1.3668 |
0.04340 |
199 |
140 |
45 |
14 |
932 |
My best wisdom is to not order the fish. |
1.3667 |
0.04450 |
180 |
125 |
44 |
11 |
933 |
Enlightenment? I'm afraid we no longer serve that. |
1.3663 |
0.04352 |
202 |
143 |
44 |
15 |
934 |
You're seeking enlightenment? You do know that this is Starbucks? |
1.3655 |
0.04427 |
197 |
140 |
42 |
15 |
935 |
I'm sorry, I don't know the meaning of life. But I do have free WiFi. |
1.3655 |
0.04187 |
197 |
136 |
50 |
11 |
936 |
I'm sorry. We're slammed right now. Can you climb back up at 7:30? |
1.3655 |
0.04187 |
197 |
136 |
50 |
11 |
937 |
Sorry, all our tables have been booked. Please climb back tomorrow. |
1.3655 |
0.04427 |
197 |
140 |
42 |
15 |
938 |
K2 Brutus? |
1.3655 |
0.04600 |
197 |
143 |
36 |
18 |
939 |
What do you mean, my reservation's for next Wednesday? |
1.3655 |
0.04543 |
197 |
142 |
38 |
17 |
940 |
I’m sorry. Reservations are only held for 15 minutes. |
1.3655 |
0.04543 |
197 |
142 |
38 |
17 |
941 |
Sorry, but I can't seat you until the rest of your party ascends. |
1.3655 |
0.04600 |
197 |
143 |
36 |
18 |
942 |
You do know that the special of the day is always food for thought. |
1.3650 |
0.04144 |
200 |
138 |
51 |
11 |
943 |
The question is not, 'What is life?' The question is, 'Do you have a reservation?' |
1.3641 |
0.04632 |
195 |
142 |
35 |
18 |
944 |
Welcome to guru and brew. |
1.3641 |
0.04397 |
195 |
138 |
43 |
14 |
945 |
The fear of falling to your death really enhances the flavor combinations. Namaste. |
1.3641 |
0.04397 |
195 |
138 |
43 |
14 |
946 |
You may be seeking inspiration, but what you need are reservations. |
1.3641 |
0.04213 |
195 |
135 |
49 |
11 |
947 |
I've come to you with reservations. |
1.3641 |
0.04516 |
195 |
140 |
39 |
16 |
948 |
Like I said, no tables available... take a hike! |
1.3641 |
0.04457 |
195 |
139 |
41 |
15 |
949 |
No one told you that you had to make a reservation? |
1.3641 |
0.04213 |
195 |
135 |
49 |
11 |
950 |
...at least an hour, but you can wait in the oxygen bar. |
1.3641 |
0.04397 |
195 |
138 |
43 |
14 |
951 |
Enlightenment is obtainable. A table will be about a 45 minute wait. |
1.3641 |
0.04275 |
195 |
136 |
47 |
12 |
952 |
We're out of enlightenment, but the lamb curry is delicious. |
1.3641 |
0.04337 |
195 |
137 |
45 |
13 |
953 |
Can I just see your menu? |
1.3641 |
0.04516 |
195 |
140 |
39 |
16 |
954 |
You just missed the Early Bird special. Next time I suggest you take our elevator on the other side. |
1.3641 |
0.04574 |
195 |
141 |
37 |
17 |
955 |
Please review our dress code on the sign 25000 feet below. |
1.3641 |
0.04213 |
195 |
135 |
49 |
11 |
956 |
This is 'Mountain Side' Restaurant, your looking for 'Mountain View' Restaurant. |
1.3641 |
0.04457 |
195 |
139 |
41 |
15 |
957 |
The Wifi password is "avalanche." |
1.3641 |
0.04337 |
195 |
137 |
45 |
13 |
958 |
I understand, but restrooms are for customers only. |
1.3641 |
0.04574 |
195 |
141 |
37 |
17 |
959 |
Today's breakfast special? Ham and Eggisistentialism. |
1.3641 |
0.04516 |
195 |
140 |
39 |
16 |
960 |
If you come back at 7... I may be able to do something.... |
1.3641 |
0.04337 |
195 |
137 |
45 |
13 |
961 |
Sorry, reservations only. |
1.3641 |
0.04632 |
195 |
142 |
35 |
18 |
962 |
I'll be unambiguous. I've been a holy man, a prophet, an oracle, and I've now attained barista, the last stage of enlightenment. The meaning of life is free wifi and a double shot mocha caramel soy latte for under 5 bucks. |
1.3641 |
0.04574 |
195 |
141 |
37 |
17 |
963 |
Go with bottled, the tap is from the Ganges. |
1.3641 |
0.04275 |
195 |
136 |
47 |
12 |
964 |
Restrooms are for customers only. |
1.3641 |
0.04688 |
195 |
143 |
33 |
19 |
965 |
One coffee to go? Would you like that dark or enlightened? |
1.3641 |
0.04275 |
195 |
136 |
47 |
12 |
966 |
I just want to get high |
1.3641 |
0.04632 |
195 |
142 |
35 |
18 |
967 |
Reservations come from within. |
1.3641 |
0.04213 |
195 |
135 |
49 |
11 |
968 |
can you get me a table with a view? |
1.3641 |
0.04337 |
195 |
137 |
45 |
13 |
969 |
If you download my app you'll be automatically notified of the next opening. |
1.3641 |
0.04337 |
195 |
137 |
45 |
13 |
970 |
But the ad said ‘climbing casual.’ |
1.3627 |
0.04487 |
193 |
138 |
40 |
15 |
971 |
What time is happy hour? |
1.3627 |
0.04547 |
193 |
139 |
38 |
16 |
972 |
The line starts at the bottom. |
1.3627 |
0.04487 |
193 |
138 |
40 |
15 |
973 |
Is it wisdom or latte you seek? |
1.3627 |
0.04176 |
193 |
133 |
50 |
10 |
974 |
No, it's reservation only....I've been waiting god knows how long. |
1.3627 |
0.04427 |
193 |
137 |
42 |
14 |
975 |
Yes, the prices are high, but the food is divine. |
1.3627 |
0.04240 |
193 |
134 |
48 |
11 |
976 |
I'm afraid your reservation was for several lifetimes ago. |
1.3627 |
0.04240 |
193 |
134 |
48 |
11 |
977 |
We judge nothing. Except tips. |
1.3627 |
0.04427 |
193 |
137 |
42 |
14 |
978 |
Look, we've all had a long day. But I still need to see some I.D. |
1.3627 |
0.03977 |
193 |
130 |
56 |
7 |
979 |
Do you have anything by a window? |
1.3627 |
0.04427 |
193 |
137 |
42 |
14 |
980 |
For goodness' sake, read the sign: enlightenment is for customers only. |
1.3626 |
0.04742 |
182 |
132 |
34 |
16 |
981 |
We have one table left, but it doesn't have a view. |
1.3622 |
0.03871 |
196 |
131 |
59 |
6 |
982 |
Sorry, no public restrooms. |
1.3622 |
0.04497 |
196 |
141 |
39 |
16 |
983 |
Sorry, Sir. Jacket and tie required. |
1.3621 |
0.04472 |
174 |
121 |
43 |
10 |
984 |
The answer you're seeking is…yes, you are hallucinating from lack of oxygen. |
1.3618 |
0.04332 |
199 |
141 |
44 |
14 |
985 |
Tell me the secret to inner peace, or I'll give you a bad Yelp review. |
1.3617 |
0.04379 |
188 |
132 |
44 |
12 |
986 |
Sorry. I only have 6:15 or 9:30 |
1.3617 |
0.04379 |
188 |
132 |
44 |
12 |
987 |
Can I get my enlightenment to go? |
1.3613 |
0.04518 |
191 |
137 |
39 |
15 |
988 |
Spiritual awakening is for patrons only. |
1.3613 |
0.04518 |
191 |
137 |
39 |
15 |
989 |
No son, this is Seattle's Highest. Starbuck's is on the next peak over. |
1.3613 |
0.04518 |
191 |
137 |
39 |
15 |
990 |
Yes,Yelp helped us take this to the next level. |
1.3613 |
0.04202 |
191 |
132 |
49 |
10 |
991 |
A reservation about what? |
1.3613 |
0.04331 |
191 |
134 |
45 |
12 |
992 |
Sorry we’re full. Come back tomorrow. |
1.3613 |
0.04638 |
191 |
139 |
35 |
17 |
993 |
Enlightenment or non enlightenment section? |
1.3613 |
0.04136 |
191 |
131 |
51 |
9 |
994 |
We’ll send you positive energy when your table’s ready. |
1.3613 |
0.04136 |
191 |
131 |
51 |
9 |
995 |
I'm sorry. You can only come in with no reservation. |
1.3613 |
0.04638 |
191 |
139 |
35 |
17 |
996 |
Really... a fricking vegan restaurant!!! |
1.3613 |
0.04331 |
191 |
134 |
45 |
12 |
997 |
Location, location, location. |
1.3613 |
0.04456 |
191 |
136 |
41 |
14 |
998 |
When you attain enlightenment you will know the wifi password. |
1.3613 |
0.04456 |
191 |
136 |
41 |
14 |
999 |
I'll need to see some proof of previous lives. |
1.3602 |
0.04408 |
186 |
131 |
43 |
12 |
1000 |
I’m afraid your table isn’t ready yet. Perhaps a drink at the base camp, while you wait? |
1.3598 |
0.04611 |
189 |
137 |
36 |
16 |
1001 |
Do you know of another restaurant close where it’s not so crowded? |
1.3598 |
0.04424 |
189 |
134 |
42 |
13 |
1002 |
Another social climber, I presume? |
1.3594 |
0.04184 |
192 |
133 |
49 |
10 |
1003 |
Make me one with everything. |
1.3594 |
0.04677 |
192 |
141 |
33 |
18 |
1004 |
I’m sorry, restrooms are for paying guests only |
1.3583 |
0.04518 |
187 |
134 |
39 |
14 |
1005 |
One? |
1.3583 |
0.04389 |
187 |
132 |
43 |
12 |
1006 |
This is the TWO mile high club. |
1.3583 |
0.04389 |
187 |
132 |
43 |
12 |
1007 |
Skinny latte, enlightenment, and a muffin please. |
1.3583 |
0.04323 |
187 |
131 |
45 |
11 |
1008 |
Table for one with myself |
1.3583 |
0.04518 |
187 |
134 |
39 |
14 |
1009 |
Enlightenment can be yours, but not until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3583 |
0.04256 |
187 |
130 |
47 |
10 |
1010 |
We're full. Take a hike. |
1.3583 |
0.04705 |
187 |
137 |
33 |
17 |
1011 |
Take out or stay forever? |
1.3583 |
0.04518 |
187 |
134 |
39 |
14 |
1012 |
Am I in time for high tea? |
1.3583 |
0.04256 |
187 |
130 |
47 |
10 |
1013 |
Sorry sir, no shorts allowed. |
1.3583 |
0.04518 |
187 |
134 |
39 |
14 |
1014 |
Are you seeking my guidance, or do you have reservations? |
1.3583 |
0.04705 |
187 |
137 |
33 |
17 |
1015 |
I'd like a table for one with everything. |
1.3571 |
0.04536 |
182 |
130 |
39 |
13 |
1016 |
Sorry, we don’t take walk-ins. Reservations only. |
1.3571 |
0.04400 |
182 |
128 |
43 |
11 |
1017 |
Sorry, we only seat social climbers. |
1.3571 |
0.04469 |
182 |
129 |
41 |
12 |
1018 |
Sorry, we no longer honor Groupon. |
1.3568 |
0.04418 |
185 |
131 |
42 |
12 |
1019 |
....yes it is a strict policy. Fortunately, there is a shop in the village below were you can purchase a tie. |
1.3568 |
0.04484 |
185 |
132 |
40 |
13 |
1020 |
The answer you seek, my son, is "Reservations." |
1.3568 |
0.04418 |
185 |
131 |
42 |
12 |
1021 |
Entrance is around the corner, next to the burning bush. |
1.3568 |
0.04418 |
185 |
131 |
42 |
12 |
1022 |
Jacket and tie are required. |
1.3568 |
0.04549 |
185 |
133 |
38 |
14 |
1023 |
"You must learn for yourself the meaning of 'Venti'". |
1.3568 |
0.04484 |
185 |
132 |
40 |
13 |
1024 |
It's like the place you just left, only everybody's higher. |
1.3564 |
0.04561 |
188 |
136 |
37 |
15 |
1025 |
Congratulations, you have reached Nirvana...today we offer half-priced lattes. |
1.3564 |
0.04370 |
188 |
133 |
43 |
12 |
1026 |
Sorry, only long pants are allowed here. |
1.3564 |
0.04684 |
188 |
138 |
33 |
17 |
1027 |
Sorry sir. Jacket and tie are required. |
1.3564 |
0.04744 |
188 |
139 |
31 |
18 |
1028 |
The answer is simple, my son; yes, you need a reservation. |
1.3564 |
0.04498 |
188 |
135 |
39 |
14 |
1029 |
Are you here for full enlightenment, or do you just want to sit at the bar? |
1.3564 |
0.04498 |
188 |
135 |
39 |
14 |
1030 |
I can help you with the meaning of life, but a table tonight will be impossible. |
1.3564 |
0.04370 |
188 |
133 |
43 |
12 |
1031 |
So that will be one 'meaning of life' latte and a chocolate croissant? |
1.3556 |
0.04141 |
180 |
123 |
50 |
7 |
1032 |
How many? |
1.3552 |
0.04711 |
183 |
134 |
33 |
16 |
1033 |
I built it, and they came. |
1.3552 |
0.04381 |
183 |
129 |
43 |
11 |
1034 |
I'm sorry. The washrooms are only for patrons. |
1.3552 |
0.04381 |
183 |
129 |
43 |
11 |
1035 |
Sorry. We don't do take-out. |
1.3552 |
0.04516 |
183 |
131 |
39 |
13 |
1036 |
We’re full right now but it looks like table 4 should be enlightening soon |
1.3552 |
0.04516 |
183 |
131 |
39 |
13 |
1037 |
Eat in or take out? |
1.3552 |
0.04774 |
183 |
135 |
31 |
17 |
1038 |
I’m sorry. We’re cash-only. |
1.3552 |
0.04516 |
183 |
131 |
39 |
13 |
1039 |
Sure, it's a hike, but the atmosphere is fantastic. |
1.3552 |
0.04311 |
183 |
128 |
45 |
10 |
1040 |
I'm sorry young man, you'll have to go down and around to the other side to our main entrance. |
1.3552 |
0.04647 |
183 |
133 |
35 |
15 |
1041 |
Reservation under what mantra? |
1.3552 |
0.04241 |
183 |
127 |
47 |
9 |
1042 |
Oh, you want my brother's place which is on the other side of the next mountain. |
1.3552 |
0.04170 |
183 |
126 |
49 |
8 |
1043 |
Sorry, the restrooms are only for patrons. |
1.3552 |
0.04647 |
183 |
133 |
35 |
15 |
1044 |
Do you accept walk-ups? |
1.3552 |
0.04449 |
183 |
130 |
41 |
12 |
1045 |
Are you the health inspector? |
1.3552 |
0.04097 |
183 |
125 |
51 |
7 |
1046 |
I think I left my car keys. |
1.3552 |
0.04582 |
183 |
132 |
37 |
14 |
1047 |
The secret to happiness ? I wouldn't know. I'm just passing the time waiting for a table. |
1.3552 |
0.04449 |
183 |
130 |
41 |
12 |
1048 |
No, your reservations are for tomorrow night. |
1.3552 |
0.04898 |
183 |
137 |
27 |
19 |
1049 |
Search Party of three? |
1.3552 |
0.04449 |
183 |
130 |
41 |
12 |
1050 |
Order the mountain goat or you might wait forever. |
1.3552 |
0.04449 |
183 |
130 |
41 |
12 |
1051 |
This is just the base camp Starbucks. There are still two more. |
1.3552 |
0.04449 |
183 |
130 |
41 |
12 |
1052 |
I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until the entire party is here |
1.3552 |
0.04582 |
183 |
132 |
37 |
14 |
1053 |
They didn't tell you at base camp? Online reservations only. |
1.3552 |
0.04582 |
183 |
132 |
37 |
14 |
1054 |
It's black-tie only, I'm afraid, sir. |
1.3552 |
0.04449 |
183 |
130 |
41 |
12 |
1055 |
Meaning of life: Free. Caffè latte: $4.95. |
1.3552 |
0.04516 |
183 |
131 |
39 |
13 |
1056 |
OM-lette? Yes that is very amusing. |
1.3552 |
0.04241 |
183 |
127 |
47 |
9 |
1057 |
You could also have made a reservation online. |
1.3552 |
0.04647 |
183 |
133 |
35 |
15 |
1058 |
So nothing vegan? |
1.3552 |
0.04711 |
183 |
134 |
33 |
16 |
1059 |
OK, but is your coffee organic, kosher, and fair trade? |
1.3552 |
0.04516 |
183 |
131 |
39 |
13 |
1060 |
Sorry your reservation is for tomorrow night. |
1.3552 |
0.04647 |
183 |
133 |
35 |
15 |
1061 |
Sorry, private party. |
1.3552 |
0.04449 |
183 |
130 |
41 |
12 |
1062 |
You want wise words? Next time make a reservation. |
1.3552 |
0.04582 |
183 |
132 |
37 |
14 |
1063 |
I'm sorry, sir. The website was very clear about our dress code. |
1.3552 |
0.04898 |
183 |
137 |
27 |
19 |
1064 |
Sorry, this is the Mountain View Restaurant. You want the Valley View. |
1.3552 |
0.04449 |
183 |
130 |
41 |
12 |
1065 |
I'm afraid the restroom is for cutomers only sir. |
1.3552 |
0.04898 |
183 |
137 |
27 |
19 |
1066 |
Your reservation seems to have vanished into thin air. |
1.3552 |
0.04582 |
183 |
132 |
37 |
14 |
1067 |
It seems that your journey has reached a plateau. |
1.3552 |
0.04097 |
183 |
125 |
51 |
7 |
1068 |
Welcome to Chez Summit, unfortunately shorts are not allowed |
1.3552 |
0.04647 |
183 |
133 |
35 |
15 |
1069 |
eternal suffering. One word. All lowercase. |
1.3552 |
0.04449 |
183 |
130 |
41 |
12 |
1070 |
I can't seat you until the rest of your party gets here. |
1.3552 |
0.04711 |
183 |
134 |
33 |
16 |
1071 |
Can you recommend a more casual place nearby? |
1.3548 |
0.04332 |
186 |
131 |
44 |
11 |
1072 |
Positive Sir... Arby’s is on K2. |
1.3548 |
0.04265 |
186 |
130 |
46 |
10 |
1073 |
God will be with you in one moment. |
1.3548 |
0.04464 |
186 |
133 |
40 |
13 |
1074 |
The enlightened use the elevator? What the hell does that mean? |
1.3544 |
0.04842 |
158 |
113 |
34 |
11 |
1075 |
I'll start chanting when your table is ready. |
1.3537 |
0.04556 |
164 |
115 |
40 |
9 |
1076 |
Sorry. Enlightened or not, we have a dress code." |
1.3536 |
0.04196 |
181 |
125 |
48 |
8 |
1077 |
Restrooms are for paying customers only. Sorry ! |
1.3536 |
0.04680 |
181 |
132 |
34 |
15 |
1078 |
The food is so-so. But we've got great atmosphere. |
1.3536 |
0.04410 |
181 |
128 |
42 |
11 |
1079 |
Picking up a to-go order — last name Eliot. |
1.3536 |
0.04547 |
181 |
130 |
38 |
13 |
1080 |
Serenity for one? |
1.3536 |
0.04547 |
181 |
130 |
38 |
13 |
1081 |
Cheer up. I can't tell you the meaning of life, but I can give you a table for one with a view to die for. |
1.3536 |
0.04340 |
181 |
127 |
44 |
10 |
1082 |
Yes, the Wi-Fi password is Bhagavad underscore Gita, no caps. |
1.3536 |
0.04547 |
181 |
130 |
38 |
13 |
1083 |
How do I get down? |
1.3536 |
0.04479 |
181 |
129 |
40 |
12 |
1084 |
. . . but you’re welcome to wait at the bar, two mountains over. |
1.3536 |
0.04547 |
181 |
130 |
38 |
13 |
1085 |
It all began when we got our third Michelin star. |
1.3536 |
0.04479 |
181 |
129 |
40 |
12 |
1086 |
We cater to helicopter parents. |
1.3536 |
0.04614 |
181 |
131 |
36 |
14 |
1087 |
I'm so sorry you had to come all this way, we hired a dishwasher over a year ago. |
1.3536 |
0.04547 |
181 |
130 |
38 |
13 |
1088 |
Did you find the free parking okay? |
1.3536 |
0.04547 |
181 |
130 |
38 |
13 |
1089 |
I will now answer three questions... about our daily specials. |
1.3536 |
0.04410 |
181 |
128 |
42 |
11 |
1090 |
I'm sorry, we only accept people with no reservations. |
1.3536 |
0.04410 |
181 |
128 |
42 |
11 |
1091 |
Those who seek enlightenment may also want Wi-Fi. |
1.3536 |
0.04479 |
181 |
129 |
40 |
12 |
1092 |
I have an opening two reincarnations from now... |
1.3536 |
0.04614 |
181 |
131 |
36 |
14 |
1093 |
You were expecting to find the meaning of life? |
1.3536 |
0.04680 |
181 |
132 |
34 |
15 |
1094 |
Yes, I actually have some reservations |
1.3536 |
0.04547 |
181 |
130 |
38 |
13 |
1095 |
You can either wait for a table or go take a hike. |
1.3536 |
0.04479 |
181 |
129 |
40 |
12 |
1096 |
We're just a pop-up -- the meaning of life guy will be here next month. |
1.3536 |
0.04680 |
181 |
132 |
34 |
15 |
1097 |
I’ve been waiting for 40 years now. I heard their coffee is amazing. |
1.3536 |
0.04410 |
181 |
128 |
42 |
11 |
1098 |
Sorry, the front entrance is on the other side. |
1.3536 |
0.04547 |
181 |
130 |
38 |
13 |
1099 |
I'm sorry, the restrooms are for customers only. |
1.3536 |
0.04810 |
181 |
134 |
30 |
17 |
1100 |
It seems you didn't realize you were social climbing. |
1.3536 |
0.04746 |
181 |
133 |
32 |
16 |
1101 |
We’re fully booked till May. What was your second question? |
1.3536 |
0.04410 |
181 |
128 |
42 |
11 |
1102 |
I sense you have reservations. |
1.3536 |
0.04047 |
181 |
123 |
52 |
6 |
1103 |
Could you ask Emma Allen who changes these caption contests early some weeks? It's annoying to not be able to vote or submit a caption in the last hour. If we know a definite time deadline before midnight, we can act accordingly. |
1.3536 |
0.05059 |
181 |
138 |
22 |
21 |
1104 |
Donner, Party of one please. |
1.3533 |
0.04752 |
184 |
136 |
31 |
17 |
1105 |
I’ve got a table for one with the universe. |
1.3533 |
0.04495 |
184 |
132 |
39 |
13 |
1106 |
A third table will appear when it is meant to, my child. Or not. |
1.3533 |
0.04495 |
184 |
132 |
39 |
13 |
1107 |
Would you like your coffee black or enlightened? |
1.3533 |
0.04152 |
184 |
127 |
49 |
8 |
1108 |
Sorry, we don't accept walk-ins |
1.3529 |
0.04509 |
187 |
135 |
38 |
14 |
1109 |
No shirt, no tie, no service. |
1.3526 |
0.04796 |
156 |
111 |
35 |
10 |
1110 |
Sorry, we're full. Climb back in an hour. |
1.3526 |
0.05048 |
156 |
114 |
29 |
13 |
1111 |
The rest of the party is parking the yak. |
1.3520 |
0.04511 |
179 |
128 |
39 |
12 |
1112 |
No, sorry; we don't take travelers checks. |
1.3520 |
0.04441 |
179 |
127 |
41 |
11 |
1113 |
Sorry, your reservation is for tomorrow. Come back then. |
1.3520 |
0.04441 |
179 |
127 |
41 |
11 |
1114 |
Enlightenment begins with reservations. |
1.3520 |
0.04441 |
179 |
127 |
41 |
11 |
1115 |
Karma or non-karma? |
1.3520 |
0.04648 |
179 |
130 |
35 |
14 |
1116 |
Sorry, breakfast is only served until noon, but enlightenment is always available. |
1.3520 |
0.04148 |
179 |
123 |
49 |
7 |
1117 |
How can I be sure you have no reservations? |
1.3520 |
0.04580 |
179 |
129 |
37 |
13 |
1118 |
Sorry, but a reservation is required at peak times. |
1.3520 |
0.04580 |
179 |
129 |
37 |
13 |
1119 |
Today's special is "Peace of Mind" with a side of redemption. |
1.3520 |
0.04369 |
179 |
126 |
43 |
10 |
1120 |
Meaning of Life? No problem, but two hours for a table. |
1.3520 |
0.04223 |
179 |
124 |
47 |
8 |
1121 |
You came all this way withOUT a reservation? |
1.3520 |
0.04715 |
179 |
131 |
33 |
15 |
1122 |
Is your water 100% mountain spring? |
1.3520 |
0.04441 |
179 |
127 |
41 |
11 |
1123 |
For how many? |
1.3520 |
0.04846 |
179 |
133 |
29 |
17 |
1124 |
I heard it was off the beaten path and atmospheric. |
1.3520 |
0.04369 |
179 |
126 |
43 |
10 |
1125 |
... and we offer unlimited cloud storage. |
1.3520 |
0.04580 |
179 |
129 |
37 |
13 |
1126 |
Oh God, you need my confirmation number? |
1.3520 |
0.04369 |
179 |
126 |
43 |
10 |
1127 |
We're booked solid until May, but there's open seating at the ledge. |
1.3520 |
0.04648 |
179 |
130 |
35 |
14 |
1128 |
It’s about the journey, not the reservations |
1.3520 |
0.04148 |
179 |
123 |
49 |
7 |
1129 |
Patience, my son. I, too, wait for table. |
1.3520 |
0.04369 |
179 |
126 |
43 |
10 |
1130 |
Please enlighten me. How long is the wait? |
1.3520 |
0.04369 |
179 |
126 |
43 |
10 |
1131 |
The answer to the Ultimate Question? About five, ten minutes. |
1.3520 |
0.04441 |
179 |
127 |
41 |
11 |
1132 |
Could I use your men's room? |
1.3520 |
0.04648 |
179 |
130 |
35 |
14 |
1133 |
Yelp said the food and ambience are worth the hike. |
1.3520 |
0.04648 |
179 |
130 |
35 |
14 |
1134 |
I didn’t realize the price of enlightenment was so steep. |
1.3520 |
0.04715 |
179 |
131 |
33 |
15 |
1135 |
Sorry, we only have Pepsi. |
1.3520 |
0.04781 |
179 |
132 |
31 |
16 |
1136 |
Actually, Philosophy was my minor. I majored in Restaurant Management. |
1.3520 |
0.04223 |
179 |
124 |
47 |
8 |
1137 |
I’m afraid I don’t see your name on the enlightenment waiting list. |
1.3516 |
0.04390 |
182 |
129 |
42 |
11 |
1138 |
Large coffee with enlightener, please |
1.3516 |
0.04459 |
182 |
130 |
40 |
12 |
1139 |
No, this is the fire exit. The entrance is around the other side of the mountain. |
1.3516 |
0.04459 |
182 |
130 |
40 |
12 |
1140 |
I have a table available on the upper level. It will take about 2 days for you to get there. |
1.3503 |
0.04613 |
177 |
128 |
36 |
13 |
1141 |
I know it's for customers only, but I really need to go. |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
1142 |
He's the next mountain over. What I offer is the secret to entitlement. |
1.3503 |
0.04399 |
177 |
125 |
42 |
10 |
1143 |
This may carry haute cuisine to a new extreme. |
1.3503 |
0.04543 |
177 |
127 |
38 |
12 |
1144 |
So, are you seeking enlightenment - or a reservation? |
1.3503 |
0.04325 |
177 |
124 |
44 |
9 |
1145 |
Welcome to the Trump supporters' retreat, the closest they will ever get to Heaven. |
1.3503 |
0.04750 |
177 |
130 |
32 |
15 |
1146 |
Would you like to wait in our lounge at the foot of the mountain? |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
1147 |
Jacket required. |
1.3503 |
0.04613 |
177 |
128 |
36 |
13 |
1148 |
The food was good but very little atmosphere. |
1.3503 |
0.04471 |
177 |
126 |
40 |
11 |
1149 |
Do you have valet parking? |
1.3503 |
0.04613 |
177 |
128 |
36 |
13 |
1150 |
The secret is to make a reservation. |
1.3503 |
0.04399 |
177 |
125 |
42 |
10 |
1151 |
Sorry, we require coat and tie. |
1.3503 |
0.04543 |
177 |
127 |
38 |
12 |
1152 |
The Tip Top cafe is another 5,000 feet higher. |
1.3503 |
0.04543 |
177 |
127 |
38 |
12 |
1153 |
No, this is for people seeking "outer peace." |
1.3503 |
0.04325 |
177 |
124 |
44 |
9 |
1154 |
Why didn't you take the elevator, like everyone else? |
1.3503 |
0.04613 |
177 |
128 |
36 |
13 |
1155 |
I'm afraid I can't seat you until your whole party arrives. |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
1156 |
The meaning of life doesn't pay the bills. |
1.3503 |
0.04750 |
177 |
130 |
32 |
15 |
1157 |
I'm sorry your friend didn't make it, but we have a policy against seating incomplete parties. |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
1158 |
The ultimate truth is that no one gets in without reservations. |
1.3503 |
0.04471 |
177 |
126 |
40 |
11 |
1159 |
Welcome to Enlightenment do you have a reservation? |
1.3503 |
0.04471 |
177 |
126 |
40 |
11 |
1160 |
Do you guys have any Shangri-Lattes? |
1.3503 |
0.04613 |
177 |
128 |
36 |
13 |
1161 |
Yes, I said you must approach life with no reservations. But that didn’t mean you don’t need to call ahead. |
1.3503 |
0.04543 |
177 |
127 |
38 |
12 |
1162 |
Could I get the key to the restroom? |
1.3503 |
0.04543 |
177 |
127 |
38 |
12 |
1163 |
Just one for the Donner party, now. |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
1164 |
Sorry, we're closed for a private event tonight. |
1.3503 |
0.04543 |
177 |
127 |
38 |
12 |
1165 |
They came seeking happiness, then they realized it won’t buy them money. |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
1166 |
Some seek enlightenment. Some seek a transcendent dining experience. Others just want the wifi password. |
1.3503 |
0.04613 |
177 |
128 |
36 |
13 |
1167 |
Sorry, we don't seat incomplete parties. |
1.3500 |
0.04204 |
180 |
125 |
47 |
8 |
1168 |
There's a wait. |
1.3500 |
0.04558 |
180 |
130 |
37 |
13 |
1169 |
Enlightenment? Well, we do have a trivia night. |
1.3500 |
0.04277 |
180 |
126 |
45 |
9 |
1170 |
The only questions I answer now are about the menu. |
1.3500 |
0.04130 |
180 |
124 |
49 |
7 |
1171 |
A table will be available in the next life. |
1.3500 |
0.04758 |
180 |
133 |
31 |
16 |
1172 |
We're booked up tonight. May I suggest a nice place on West 46th Street? |
1.3500 |
0.04490 |
180 |
129 |
39 |
12 |
1173 |
Sorry, your karma's been denied. |
1.3500 |
0.04420 |
180 |
128 |
41 |
11 |
1174 |
We're booked. Can you come back tomorrow? |
1.3486 |
0.04575 |
175 |
126 |
37 |
12 |
1175 |
Have a seat at the base and we’ll buzz you when a table’s ready. |
1.3486 |
0.04786 |
175 |
129 |
31 |
15 |
1176 |
Yes, we have valet parking. |
1.3486 |
0.04854 |
175 |
130 |
29 |
16 |
1177 |
Sorry, but you missed your 6:00 o'clock reservation. |
1.3486 |
0.04575 |
175 |
126 |
37 |
12 |
1178 |
You don't look like your picture, either. |
1.3486 |
0.04354 |
175 |
123 |
43 |
9 |
1179 |
Yeah, it's all the way back and to the left. |
1.3486 |
0.04354 |
175 |
123 |
43 |
9 |
1180 |
Most people use the valet parking. |
1.3486 |
0.04646 |
175 |
127 |
35 |
13 |
1181 |
Yes. High-end dining. |
1.3486 |
0.04646 |
175 |
127 |
35 |
13 |
1182 |
We can't seat you until your whole party has climbed. |
1.3486 |
0.04429 |
175 |
124 |
41 |
10 |
1183 |
I know, Yelp said our food was to die for and last weeks avalanche unfortunately proved that. |
1.3486 |
0.04429 |
175 |
124 |
41 |
10 |
1184 |
Reservation for spiritual enlightenment...near an outlet please. |
1.3486 |
0.04575 |
175 |
126 |
37 |
12 |
1185 |
All vegan I presume? |
1.3483 |
0.04155 |
178 |
123 |
48 |
7 |
1186 |
My apologies, Mr. Smith, but your Enlightenment reservation is for next Tuesday. |
1.3483 |
0.04306 |
178 |
125 |
44 |
9 |
1187 |
Congratulations, you've found the only French cafe in the Himalayas. |
1.3483 |
0.04379 |
178 |
126 |
42 |
10 |
1188 |
What do you mean you lost my reservation? |
1.3476 |
0.04544 |
164 |
116 |
39 |
9 |
1189 |
It clearly states on our website: NO casual attire |
1.3471 |
0.04436 |
170 |
120 |
41 |
9 |
1190 |
May we validate your chakra? |
1.3468 |
0.04681 |
173 |
126 |
34 |
13 |
1191 |
Sorry, no seating without the entire climbing party. |
1.3468 |
0.04307 |
173 |
121 |
44 |
8 |
1192 |
Inner peace? I'm not sure, ask Alexa. |
1.3468 |
0.04891 |
173 |
129 |
28 |
16 |
1193 |
No, the advice is still free. But a twenty percent gratuity is appreciated. |
1.3468 |
0.04608 |
173 |
125 |
36 |
12 |
1194 |
soooo, do you guys have wifi?? |
1.3468 |
0.04681 |
173 |
126 |
34 |
13 |
1195 |
We can't get you in today, but please come back tomorrow. |
1.3468 |
0.04608 |
173 |
125 |
36 |
12 |
1196 |
You will find the answer on the menu. |
1.3468 |
0.04822 |
173 |
128 |
30 |
15 |
1197 |
It's cash only, but there's an ATM another 200 feet up. |
1.3468 |
0.04752 |
173 |
127 |
32 |
14 |
1198 |
I'm afraid we can't seat you until the entire party arrives. |
1.3468 |
0.04460 |
173 |
123 |
40 |
10 |
1199 |
I can tell you the meaning of life right now, but it'll be about fifteen minutes for a decent table. |
1.3468 |
0.04384 |
173 |
122 |
42 |
9 |
1200 |
Sorry, no enlightenment without a reservation. |
1.3468 |
0.04535 |
173 |
124 |
38 |
11 |
1201 |
"Namaste. What's your corkage fee? |
1.3466 |
0.04408 |
176 |
125 |
41 |
10 |
1202 |
Did I miss happy hour? |
1.3464 |
0.04137 |
179 |
124 |
48 |
7 |
1203 |
I'm sorry, but the bathroom is for paying customers. |
1.3462 |
0.04783 |
156 |
112 |
34 |
10 |
1204 |
I'm sorry but you'll have to wait at least one more incarnation for our next seating. |
1.3450 |
0.04567 |
171 |
123 |
37 |
11 |
1205 |
The wait could be a lifetime, my son. |
1.3450 |
0.04336 |
171 |
120 |
43 |
8 |
1206 |
Do You Take Climb-ins? |
1.3450 |
0.04567 |
171 |
123 |
37 |
11 |
1207 |
While you're waiting for your table, may I enlighten you about the nature of the universe? |
1.3450 |
0.04255 |
171 |
119 |
45 |
7 |
1208 |
But I no longer have any reservations. |
1.3450 |
0.04716 |
171 |
125 |
33 |
13 |
1209 |
Because there's no money in the guru game. |
1.3450 |
0.04859 |
171 |
127 |
29 |
15 |
1210 |
True happiness requires a reservation. |
1.3450 |
0.04642 |
171 |
124 |
35 |
12 |
1211 |
We're not seeking anything, we're suing for accessibility. |
1.3450 |
0.04859 |
171 |
127 |
29 |
15 |
1212 |
......Am I high? |
1.3448 |
0.04658 |
174 |
127 |
34 |
13 |
1213 |
GrubHub pick up for Julie. |
1.3448 |
0.04658 |
174 |
127 |
34 |
13 |
1214 |
Sorry, the rest room is for patrons only. |
1.3442 |
0.05078 |
154 |
114 |
27 |
13 |
1215 |
Can I use the bathroom? |
1.3442 |
0.04821 |
154 |
111 |
33 |
10 |
1216 |
Next time try booking with Open Table and save yourself the trip. |
1.3442 |
0.04549 |
154 |
108 |
39 |
7 |
1217 |
I call it Zenbucks. It's a living. Ten dollars please. |
1.3442 |
0.04732 |
154 |
110 |
35 |
9 |
1218 |
I’m sorry Sir, I can not seat you unless you are wearing a jacket and tie! |
1.3434 |
0.04498 |
166 |
118 |
39 |
9 |
1219 |
Without a booking you can have enlightenment but not free WiFi. |
1.3432 |
0.04365 |
169 |
119 |
42 |
8 |
1220 |
"We cannot seat you until your entire party is present". |
1.3432 |
0.04751 |
169 |
124 |
32 |
13 |
1221 |
Welcome to Altitude Diner. I will be your hallucination for the evening. |
1.3432 |
0.04523 |
169 |
121 |
38 |
10 |
1222 |
The WiFi password you seek is ‘enlightenment’ — all lower case. |
1.3432 |
0.04445 |
169 |
120 |
40 |
9 |
1223 |
Sorry, I don't have a reservation. I was hoping I could just walk in. |
1.3432 |
0.04677 |
169 |
123 |
34 |
12 |
1224 |
The waiting list is not the goal, it's the journey. |
1.3432 |
0.04523 |
169 |
121 |
38 |
10 |
1225 |
The sandwich of the day is the Mile High Club. |
1.3432 |
0.04825 |
169 |
125 |
30 |
14 |
1226 |
No, we don't offer the path to enlightenment, but we do have a great wine list. |
1.3432 |
0.04200 |
169 |
117 |
46 |
6 |
1227 |
"We cannot seat you until your entire party is present". |
1.3432 |
0.04897 |
169 |
126 |
28 |
15 |
1228 |
Is your entire party here |
1.3432 |
0.04825 |
169 |
125 |
30 |
14 |
1229 |
OK, my final question: do you have gluten-free options? |
1.3432 |
0.04969 |
169 |
127 |
26 |
16 |
1230 |
I dropped the key to the bathroom. Can I trouble you for another? |
1.3432 |
0.04445 |
169 |
120 |
40 |
9 |
1231 |
Enlightenment doesn’t cover my overhead |
1.3432 |
0.04677 |
169 |
123 |
34 |
12 |
1232 |
If you have a reservation, you can't get in. |
1.3432 |
0.04677 |
169 |
123 |
34 |
12 |
1233 |
I can get you eternal salvation or a table by the kitchen. |
1.3432 |
0.04523 |
169 |
121 |
38 |
10 |
1234 |
Welcome to Pie in the Sky. |
1.3432 |
0.04677 |
169 |
123 |
34 |
12 |
1235 |
Enlightenment is for customers only. |
1.3431 |
0.05122 |
137 |
99 |
29 |
9 |
1236 |
Well the menu is vegan, but the enlightenment is pretty meaty. |
1.3430 |
0.04235 |
172 |
120 |
45 |
7 |
1237 |
This was the Summit of Enlightenment and Inner Peace, now it's a Starbucks. |
1.3430 |
0.04545 |
172 |
124 |
37 |
11 |
1238 |
Sorry, Sir, your reservation was at 7:00. |
1.3430 |
0.04835 |
172 |
128 |
29 |
15 |
1239 |
I'm sorry we don't take walk ups." |
1.3425 |
0.04902 |
146 |
105 |
32 |
9 |
1240 |
I can't seat you until all of the members of your party are here. |
1.3421 |
0.04677 |
152 |
108 |
36 |
8 |
1241 |
So, no one told you about the helicopter service? |
1.3421 |
0.04677 |
152 |
108 |
36 |
8 |
1242 |
Leave your baggage behind. |
1.3415 |
0.04772 |
164 |
120 |
32 |
12 |
1243 |
No, that restaurant is two peaks over. |
1.3415 |
0.04613 |
164 |
118 |
36 |
10 |
1244 |
I've been searching everywhere for the perfect martini. |
1.3413 |
0.04476 |
167 |
119 |
39 |
9 |
1245 |
But I made a reservation in my past life. |
1.3413 |
0.04312 |
167 |
117 |
43 |
7 |
1246 |
I'm sorry, your full party needs to be here before I can answer any questions. |
1.3413 |
0.04712 |
167 |
122 |
33 |
12 |
1247 |
#1: “I’m afraid I can’t give you the WiFi password until you relinquish all your earthly goods and buy a coffee.” |
1.3413 |
0.04712 |
167 |
122 |
33 |
12 |
1248 |
Would you like a window seat? |
1.3413 |
0.04712 |
167 |
122 |
33 |
12 |
1249 |
Be still and know that I have your order. |
1.3413 |
0.04635 |
167 |
121 |
35 |
11 |
1250 |
We’re known for our Ohmlettes. |
1.3413 |
0.04556 |
167 |
120 |
37 |
10 |
1251 |
The secret of life? Always make reservations. |
1.3413 |
0.05009 |
167 |
126 |
25 |
16 |
1252 |
Is your wisdom prix fixe or a la carte? |
1.3413 |
0.04312 |
167 |
117 |
43 |
7 |
1253 |
To find true happiness, use the elevator next time. |
1.3413 |
0.04556 |
167 |
120 |
37 |
10 |
1254 |
Krakauer, Table for One |
1.3413 |
0.04635 |
167 |
121 |
35 |
11 |
1255 |
The rest of my party will be here Thursday |
1.3413 |
0.04228 |
167 |
116 |
45 |
6 |
1256 |
It got lonely at the top. |
1.3413 |
0.04635 |
167 |
121 |
35 |
11 |
1257 |
OK, look. Just skip the wisdom and give me some chow mein take-out. |
1.3413 |
0.04712 |
167 |
122 |
33 |
12 |
1258 |
Allow me to enlighten you about our reservation policy. |
1.3413 |
0.04476 |
167 |
119 |
39 |
9 |
1259 |
I'm sorry, you cannot achieve spiritual enlightenment until your entire party is present. |
1.3413 |
0.04476 |
167 |
119 |
39 |
9 |
1260 |
We don't do takeout. |
1.3412 |
0.04944 |
170 |
128 |
26 |
16 |
1261 |
Unfortunately, our happy hour is only on weekdays. |
1.3412 |
0.04728 |
170 |
125 |
32 |
13 |
1262 |
Today's proverb comes with your choice of soup or salad. |
1.3412 |
0.04653 |
170 |
124 |
34 |
12 |
1263 |
Do you have a window table? |
1.3412 |
0.04728 |
170 |
125 |
32 |
13 |
1264 |
I am terribly sorry no one told you about our dress code. |
1.3412 |
0.04423 |
170 |
121 |
40 |
9 |
1265 |
Stay away from the fish and chips. |
1.3395 |
0.04729 |
162 |
118 |
33 |
11 |
1266 |
What do you mean my 'name's not on the list'? |
1.3394 |
0.04748 |
165 |
121 |
32 |
12 |
1267 |
Demand for 'the key to happiness' was dwindling so now we operate at the intersection of sage wisdom and unbeatable mozzarella sticks. |
1.3394 |
0.04825 |
165 |
122 |
30 |
13 |
1268 |
This place is nice, but your prices are a little steep. |
1.3394 |
0.04508 |
165 |
118 |
38 |
9 |
1269 |
The climb’s not the killer. It’s the wait. |
1.3394 |
0.04748 |
165 |
121 |
32 |
12 |
1270 |
It is true, my son, that seekers must give up many cherished things, but fine dining is not one of them. |
1.3394 |
0.04589 |
165 |
119 |
36 |
10 |
1271 |
You have attained cognitive dissonance. |
1.3394 |
0.04508 |
165 |
118 |
38 |
9 |
1272 |
Sure, most restaurants fail in the first year. So do most religions. |
1.3394 |
0.04589 |
165 |
119 |
36 |
10 |
1273 |
What is the secret of getting a table here? |
1.3394 |
0.04669 |
165 |
120 |
34 |
11 |
1274 |
I don't care if you have just climbed 10,000 feet you're not coming in dressed like that. |
1.3394 |
0.04748 |
165 |
121 |
32 |
12 |
1275 |
I don’t care what happened, your entire party must be here for you to be seated. |
1.3394 |
0.04669 |
165 |
120 |
34 |
11 |
1276 |
If you wanted a table, you should have made a reservation 30,000 feet ago. |
1.3394 |
0.04589 |
165 |
119 |
36 |
10 |
1277 |
Sell all of your Starbucks stock. |
1.3394 |
0.04669 |
165 |
120 |
34 |
11 |
1278 |
No reservation? Well, enlightenment comes to those who wait. |
1.3394 |
0.04669 |
165 |
120 |
34 |
11 |
1279 |
Sorry, it's the new rule: no shorts or backpacks. |
1.3394 |
0.04748 |
165 |
121 |
32 |
12 |
1280 |
Zagat gives us a very high rating. |
1.3394 |
0.04589 |
165 |
119 |
36 |
10 |
1281 |
Can you come back in an hour? |
1.3394 |
0.04669 |
165 |
120 |
34 |
11 |
1282 |
Sorry, but the restrooms are for customers only. |
1.3394 |
0.04976 |
165 |
124 |
26 |
15 |
1283 |
The backpack's OK but we require long pants for gentlemen. |
1.3394 |
0.04167 |
165 |
114 |
46 |
5 |
1284 |
Espresso IS the meaning of life. |
1.3393 |
0.04911 |
168 |
126 |
27 |
15 |
1285 |
No, I'm sorry, we're not Kosher. |
1.3392 |
0.04555 |
171 |
124 |
36 |
11 |
1286 |
Sorry, we serve Himalayan, not Tibetan. You want the next mountain on the left. |
1.3392 |
0.04704 |
171 |
126 |
32 |
13 |
1287 |
Well, I used to offer sage advice, but turns out people are more interested in exclusive brunch spots. |
1.3377 |
0.04807 |
154 |
112 |
32 |
10 |
1288 |
I got bored being a guru. Now I'm a barista. |
1.3375 |
0.04847 |
160 |
118 |
30 |
12 |
1289 |
Sorry, totally booked. Next time yodel ahead. |
1.3375 |
0.04598 |
160 |
115 |
36 |
9 |
1290 |
I'm here to pick up the "to go" order I placed six weeks ago. |
1.3375 |
0.04847 |
160 |
118 |
30 |
12 |
1291 |
Welcome to Swami's, where the lattes are expensive but great wisdom is on the house. |
1.3375 |
0.04334 |
160 |
112 |
42 |
6 |
1292 |
I'm afraid I can't seat you until your entire party has been enlightened. |
1.3375 |
0.04847 |
160 |
118 |
30 |
12 |
1293 |
Please wait at the bottom, we'll call you when there is a free table. |
1.3374 |
0.04623 |
163 |
118 |
35 |
10 |
1294 |
I need to cancel my reservation. |
1.3374 |
0.04784 |
163 |
120 |
31 |
12 |
1295 |
True enlightenment came when I realized this was a kick ass location for a Starbucks. |
1.3374 |
0.04541 |
163 |
117 |
37 |
9 |
1296 |
We're sorry sir, but restrooms are for paying customers only. |
1.3374 |
0.05016 |
163 |
123 |
25 |
15 |
1297 |
I'm sorry, the bathrooms are only for dining customers. |
1.3374 |
0.04784 |
163 |
120 |
31 |
12 |
1298 |
Your hunger is an illusion. |
1.3374 |
0.04456 |
163 |
116 |
39 |
8 |
1299 |
Sorry, no. The Starbucks is on the next mountain over. |
1.3374 |
0.04371 |
163 |
115 |
41 |
7 |
1300 |
Whoever ordered the kosher meal, I have it for you in my backpack. |
1.3374 |
0.04863 |
163 |
121 |
29 |
13 |
1301 |
Your soul will be free. The wifi is not. |
1.3374 |
0.04784 |
163 |
120 |
31 |
12 |
1302 |
Enlightenment for one please |
1.3374 |
0.04940 |
163 |
122 |
27 |
14 |
1303 |
I'm sorry, but there's a dress code. |
1.3374 |
0.04940 |
163 |
122 |
27 |
14 |
1304 |
All the tables with a mountain view are taken |
1.3374 |
0.04623 |
163 |
118 |
35 |
10 |
1305 |
I made a reservation in my last life for a time in my next life—but I’m early. |
1.3374 |
0.04541 |
163 |
117 |
37 |
9 |
1306 |
Do you seek enlightenment, or brunch? |
1.3374 |
0.04371 |
163 |
115 |
41 |
7 |
1307 |
It’s our new cloud platform |
1.3374 |
0.04541 |
163 |
117 |
37 |
9 |
1308 |
I'm sorry, no suit, no tie, no service. |
1.3374 |
0.04784 |
163 |
120 |
31 |
12 |
1309 |
The lost hiker package includes brunch, spiritual advice and a tram ride down the mountain. |
1.3374 |
0.04623 |
163 |
118 |
35 |
10 |
1310 |
Yes, we have no nirvanas. We have no nirvanas, today. Thank you. I'm here always. Please, try the rice. |
1.3374 |
0.04541 |
163 |
117 |
37 |
9 |
1311 |
I guess when the reviewer says "It's worth a hike" I need to take it more literally. |
1.3374 |
0.04456 |
163 |
116 |
39 |
8 |
1312 |
You took a wrong turn, I'm the sage of entitlement. |
1.3374 |
0.04371 |
163 |
115 |
41 |
7 |
1313 |
Our menu compensates for what we lack in atmosphere. |
1.3374 |
0.04784 |
163 |
120 |
31 |
12 |
1314 |
Are you here about the barista position? |
1.3374 |
0.04623 |
163 |
118 |
35 |
10 |
1315 |
Have you got a reservation? |
1.3374 |
0.04784 |
163 |
120 |
31 |
12 |
1316 |
The restroom is for enlightened customers only. |
1.3373 |
0.04723 |
166 |
122 |
32 |
12 |
1317 |
Just how long have you been waiting for a table? |
1.3373 |
0.04645 |
166 |
121 |
34 |
11 |
1318 |
Most folks just take the Sky Bridge from parking level 6. |
1.3356 |
0.04689 |
146 |
104 |
35 |
7 |
1319 |
Your ark is blocking the exit. |
1.3355 |
0.04755 |
152 |
110 |
33 |
9 |
1320 |
YOU have reached the plateau of higher dining. |
1.3354 |
0.04221 |
161 |
112 |
44 |
5 |
1321 |
I forgot my username and mantra. |
1.3354 |
0.04740 |
161 |
118 |
32 |
11 |
1322 |
The waiting is the hardest part. |
1.3354 |
0.04401 |
161 |
114 |
40 |
7 |
1323 |
Having a reservation is not as important as having a revelation. |
1.3354 |
0.04574 |
161 |
116 |
36 |
9 |
1324 |
My own bliss in life comes from selling coffee with a 3000% profit margin |
1.3354 |
0.04822 |
161 |
119 |
30 |
12 |
1325 |
Sorry, bathrooms are for customers only. |
1.3354 |
0.04488 |
161 |
115 |
38 |
8 |
1326 |
Sorry, someone cancelled your reservation a year ago. |
1.3354 |
0.04740 |
161 |
118 |
32 |
11 |
1327 |
I’m sorry, but the restrooms are for patrons only. |
1.3354 |
0.04902 |
161 |
120 |
28 |
13 |
1328 |
A person's wait time is relative within the universe. |
1.3354 |
0.04401 |
161 |
114 |
40 |
7 |
1329 |
Well, you'll just have to climb back down and GET a pair of long pants. No shorts, and no exceptions. |
1.3354 |
0.04658 |
161 |
117 |
34 |
10 |
1330 |
Can't I just have a seat at the bar? |
1.3354 |
0.04658 |
161 |
117 |
34 |
10 |
1331 |
Sorry, since Anthony Bourdain came by, we're fully booked. |
1.3354 |
0.04574 |
161 |
116 |
36 |
9 |
1332 |
Could I at least make a reservation for my next life? |
1.3354 |
0.04902 |
161 |
120 |
28 |
13 |
1333 |
Yes, I know the meaning of life. But you need a reservation. |
1.3354 |
0.04902 |
161 |
120 |
28 |
13 |
1334 |
Enlightenment? Sorry you have the wrong Mountain this one is all about entitlement. |
1.3354 |
0.04740 |
161 |
118 |
32 |
11 |
1335 |
Do you have a table with a view? |
1.3354 |
0.04312 |
161 |
113 |
42 |
6 |
1336 |
Enlightened, or are you expecting others? |
1.3354 |
0.04312 |
161 |
113 |
42 |
6 |
1337 |
Do you have a table for one with the universe? |
1.3354 |
0.04902 |
161 |
120 |
28 |
13 |
1338 |
The secret to happiness is to make a reservation. |
1.3354 |
0.04312 |
161 |
113 |
42 |
6 |
1339 |
Sorry, the path to wisdom does include making a reservation. |
1.3354 |
0.04574 |
161 |
116 |
36 |
9 |
1340 |
I'm sorry enlightenment is the next mountain over. |
1.3354 |
0.04902 |
161 |
120 |
28 |
13 |
1341 |
Sorry, no take-out. |
1.3354 |
0.04221 |
161 |
112 |
44 |
5 |
1342 |
And I'd like that "to go". |
1.3354 |
0.04600 |
164 |
119 |
35 |
10 |
1343 |
Your Wi-Fi password is within. |
1.3354 |
0.04518 |
164 |
118 |
37 |
9 |
1344 |
Would you like to hear about our "Two is one, one is none" brunch special? |
1.3354 |
0.04600 |
164 |
119 |
35 |
10 |
1345 |
What's the meaning of "Kombucha?" |
1.3354 |
0.04680 |
164 |
120 |
33 |
11 |
1346 |
Two reasons sir... Ties & jackets are required for men... And we're booked solid till mid May... |
1.3354 |
0.04759 |
164 |
121 |
31 |
12 |
1347 |
To reach a higher plane you must attain full self-realization. I'd also suggest calling ahead. |
1.3354 |
0.04600 |
164 |
119 |
35 |
10 |
1348 |
Really, coffee is the meaning of life? |
1.3354 |
0.04434 |
164 |
117 |
39 |
8 |
1349 |
Sorry - I dropped your chia latte. I’ll go back down to replace it. |
1.3333 |
0.05323 |
150 |
115 |
20 |
15 |
1350 |
Coat and tie?? |
1.3333 |
0.04646 |
126 |
87 |
36 |
3 |
1351 |
You can 'be at one' all you want, but you aren't getting a table before five. |
1.3333 |
0.04926 |
156 |
116 |
28 |
12 |
1352 |
The meaning of life? Siri screwed up and sent you to the wrong mountain. |
1.3333 |
0.04520 |
159 |
114 |
37 |
8 |
1353 |
I'm sorry, we're out of enlightenment. But we do have a nice fois gras. |
1.3333 |
0.04841 |
156 |
115 |
30 |
11 |
1354 |
Good things come to those who wait 30-45 minutes. |
1.3333 |
0.05074 |
138 |
101 |
28 |
9 |
1355 |
I've come to learn the meaning of 'Sous Vide' |
1.3333 |
0.04693 |
159 |
116 |
33 |
10 |
1356 |
Can you come back next week? |
1.3333 |
0.04968 |
138 |
100 |
30 |
8 |
1357 |
The secret? It’s really twelve herbs and spices. |
1.3333 |
0.04693 |
159 |
116 |
33 |
10 |
1358 |
I’m just confirming my reservation for tomorrow. |
1.3333 |
0.04860 |
159 |
118 |
29 |
12 |
1359 |
Are you ready for an Om-cooked meal? |
1.3333 |
0.04777 |
159 |
117 |
31 |
11 |
1360 |
I'm sorry, Sir, a jacket and tie is required for dining. |
1.3333 |
0.04623 |
144 |
102 |
36 |
6 |
1361 |
Table with a view? |
1.3333 |
0.04693 |
159 |
116 |
33 |
10 |
1362 |
The answer is... 5:30 PM six weeks from now. We cannot guarantee a table with enlightenment, but I’ll put a note in the reservation. |
1.3333 |
0.04520 |
159 |
114 |
37 |
8 |
1363 |
Yes, we have open space at the bar on the next level up. |
1.3333 |
0.04486 |
156 |
111 |
38 |
7 |
1364 |
Surprisingly, we DON'T have a vegetarian option. |
1.3333 |
0.04777 |
159 |
117 |
31 |
11 |
1365 |
Have you not been enlightened about our service elevator? |
1.3333 |
0.04520 |
159 |
114 |
37 |
8 |
1366 |
One of life's biggest lessons is learning when you need a reservation. |
1.3333 |
0.04290 |
162 |
114 |
42 |
6 |
1367 |
The views are great but the wifi is spotty. |
1.3333 |
0.04431 |
159 |
113 |
39 |
7 |
1368 |
This is haute cuisine. Take-out is three levels down. |
1.3333 |
0.04762 |
147 |
106 |
33 |
8 |
1369 |
Hi, Here are my captions for the 'ginger bread man in hospital bed': 1) We’ve tried antidepressants but he still seems flat… 2) Who would of thought… turns out he’s glucose intolerant! and, 3) Extreme body chills… must be the icing. |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
159 |
122 |
21 |
16 |
1370 |
Do you have a public restroom? |
1.3333 |
0.04941 |
159 |
119 |
27 |
13 |
1371 |
It's after six. We only have takeout. |
1.3333 |
0.04520 |
159 |
114 |
37 |
8 |
1372 |
Your website didn't say anything about a dress code. |
1.3333 |
0.04941 |
159 |
119 |
27 |
13 |
1373 |
We're booked solid. I suggest you return during off-peak hours. |
1.3333 |
0.04520 |
159 |
114 |
37 |
8 |
1374 |
You are improperly dressed for social climbing. |
1.3333 |
0.04520 |
159 |
114 |
37 |
8 |
1375 |
Table for one? Enlightened or unenlightened? |
1.3333 |
0.04777 |
159 |
117 |
31 |
11 |
1376 |
Surprise, psychic health inspector...are you the owner? |
1.3333 |
0.04777 |
159 |
117 |
31 |
11 |
1377 |
I felt I had to address the lack of atmosphere. |
1.3333 |
0.04693 |
159 |
116 |
33 |
10 |
1378 |
Do you want the enlightenment or non-enlightenment section? |
1.3333 |
0.04777 |
159 |
117 |
31 |
11 |
1379 |
Is this what's left of Mesa Verde National Park? |
1.3333 |
0.04860 |
159 |
118 |
29 |
12 |
1380 |
Can I get a table with a view? |
1.3333 |
0.04608 |
159 |
115 |
35 |
9 |
1381 |
Transcendence or non-transcendence? |
1.3333 |
0.04693 |
159 |
116 |
33 |
10 |
1382 |
Do you think you're worthy of a culinary experience on a higher plane? |
1.3333 |
0.04608 |
159 |
115 |
35 |
9 |
1383 |
We do use MSG, sorry. |
1.3333 |
0.04465 |
162 |
116 |
38 |
8 |
1384 |
"Yes, I take your point about the frequent-flyer miles cashed, the miles trekked, the mountains climbed - but we still require a reservation for tea"... |
1.3333 |
0.05021 |
159 |
120 |
25 |
14 |
1385 |
I'm sorry, but you have to call ahead to reach enlightenment. |
1.3333 |
0.04941 |
159 |
119 |
27 |
13 |
1386 |
No, my aoologies, The Goldman Bat Mitzvah is on Mount Everest. |
1.3333 |
0.04777 |
159 |
117 |
31 |
11 |
1387 |
The meaning? Pastrami on Rye. |
1.3333 |
0.04608 |
159 |
115 |
35 |
9 |
1388 |
The meaning of life requires a reservation. But the bar is first come first serve |
1.3333 |
0.04693 |
159 |
116 |
33 |
10 |
1389 |
No, I’m just the bouncer. |
1.3333 |
0.04693 |
159 |
116 |
33 |
10 |
1390 |
Welcome. We cater to social climbers, but I think we can fit you in. |
1.3333 |
0.04926 |
156 |
116 |
28 |
12 |
1391 |
Do you have any grey poupon? |
1.3313 |
0.04834 |
160 |
119 |
29 |
12 |
1392 |
Apologies, but the bathrooms are for paying customers only. |
1.3313 |
0.04915 |
160 |
120 |
27 |
13 |
1393 |
Would you like to wait at our oxygen bar? |
1.3312 |
0.04729 |
157 |
115 |
32 |
10 |
1394 |
Perhaps your reservation is at the other Four Seasons? |
1.3312 |
0.04729 |
157 |
115 |
32 |
10 |
1395 |
There’s almost no atmosphere, but our prices aren’t sky high |
1.3312 |
0.04729 |
157 |
115 |
32 |
10 |
1396 |
Most guests arrive on the funicular from the parking lot. |
1.3312 |
0.04553 |
157 |
113 |
36 |
8 |
1397 |
Sorry, this is the Indian restaurant. The Chinese place is two mountains north. |
1.3312 |
0.04815 |
157 |
116 |
30 |
11 |
1398 |
You could pray and love until your table's ready. |
1.3312 |
0.04642 |
157 |
114 |
34 |
9 |
1399 |
Do you want the Siri, Google, or Alexa answer? |
1.3312 |
0.04370 |
157 |
111 |
40 |
6 |
1400 |
Dress code, really? |
1.3312 |
0.04899 |
157 |
117 |
28 |
12 |
1401 |
Wifi? Because it's there. |
1.3312 |
0.04642 |
157 |
114 |
34 |
9 |
1402 |
To error is human; to make reservations, divine. |
1.3312 |
0.04815 |
157 |
116 |
30 |
11 |
1403 |
You've come for enlightenment, but you'll come back for our mocha cappuccino! |
1.3312 |
0.04729 |
157 |
115 |
32 |
10 |
1404 |
I trust you have a coat and tie in your backpack. |
1.3312 |
0.05051 |
154 |
116 |
25 |
13 |
1405 |
The wifi password is MountEverest... all one word |
1.3312 |
0.05051 |
154 |
116 |
25 |
13 |
1406 |
As it turns out, the meaning of life has everything to do with skinny vanilla lattes. |
1.3312 |
0.04703 |
154 |
112 |
33 |
9 |
1407 |
We took the tram. Why? |
1.3312 |
0.04792 |
154 |
113 |
31 |
10 |
1408 |
Your reservation was yesterday. |
1.3312 |
0.04703 |
154 |
112 |
33 |
9 |
1409 |
Yes, but I can't seat you until all members of your party are here. |
1.3312 |
0.05051 |
154 |
116 |
25 |
13 |
1410 |
Unfortunately, I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. |
1.3310 |
0.04969 |
142 |
104 |
29 |
9 |
1411 |
Sir, I understand that you climbed for 9 days and several lives were lost, but that does not obviate the need for a reservation. |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
1412 |
We have a table Wednesday, 6pm, the life after next. Does that work for you? |
1.3291 |
0.04529 |
158 |
114 |
36 |
8 |
1413 |
It shouldn’t be long. Would care to order a cocktail and wait on the ledge? |
1.3291 |
0.04348 |
158 |
112 |
40 |
6 |
1414 |
So the coffee is locally sourced right? |
1.3291 |
0.04872 |
158 |
118 |
28 |
12 |
1415 |
Yea, I’m sorry, we reserve the right to give your table away if you’re more than fifteen minutes late. |
1.3291 |
0.04617 |
158 |
115 |
34 |
9 |
1416 |
'First you must find the reservation in yourself' |
1.3291 |
0.05035 |
158 |
120 |
24 |
14 |
1417 |
How long is the wait?" "There is no set time to reach enlightenment, young traveler, but I'd say around 10 minutes. |
1.3291 |
0.04439 |
158 |
113 |
38 |
7 |
1418 |
No, I said, 'Be here now.' |
1.3291 |
0.04872 |
158 |
118 |
28 |
12 |
1419 |
The bathrooms are for paying customers only. |
1.3291 |
0.04704 |
158 |
116 |
32 |
10 |
1420 |
Yes, I’m afraid our business has plateaued. |
1.3291 |
0.04348 |
158 |
112 |
40 |
6 |
1421 |
He he would reserve a table must first reserve judgement. |
1.3291 |
0.04954 |
158 |
119 |
26 |
13 |
1422 |
Look inside your self and you will find what you REALLY want to order |
1.3291 |
0.04617 |
158 |
115 |
34 |
9 |
1423 |
You're here at peak reservation time |
1.3291 |
0.04872 |
158 |
118 |
28 |
12 |
1424 |
Excuse me sir, my wife asked me to check on the current wait time. |
1.3291 |
0.04617 |
158 |
115 |
34 |
9 |
1425 |
Sorry, take-out is the next mountain over. |
1.3291 |
0.04789 |
158 |
117 |
30 |
11 |
1426 |
Our dress code is listed at base camp. |
1.3291 |
0.04529 |
158 |
114 |
36 |
8 |
1427 |
The next sitting will be for the last supper. |
1.3291 |
0.05114 |
158 |
121 |
22 |
15 |
1428 |
Sir, you could've just taken the elevator. |
1.3291 |
0.04704 |
158 |
116 |
32 |
10 |
1429 |
Sorry. You would have needed to make a reservation in a previous life. |
1.3291 |
0.04872 |
158 |
118 |
28 |
12 |
1430 |
No, no, no. Next mountain over. This is the Oracle break room. |
1.3291 |
0.04529 |
158 |
114 |
36 |
8 |
1431 |
Would it have killed you to wear a tie? |
1.3291 |
0.04704 |
158 |
116 |
32 |
10 |
1432 |
You've heard of Ravi Shankar? Well, I'm Ravi Oli. |
1.3291 |
0.04954 |
158 |
119 |
26 |
13 |
1433 |
I don’t know why people keep coming here, the food’s not that good. |
1.3291 |
0.04617 |
158 |
115 |
34 |
9 |
1434 |
It's dining with minimal atmosphere. |
1.3291 |
0.04704 |
158 |
116 |
32 |
10 |
1435 |
I need to know the meaning of Couscous |
1.3291 |
0.04348 |
158 |
112 |
40 |
6 |
1436 |
Your table will be ready in an hour, please take this beeper and wait at the bottom. |
1.3291 |
0.04789 |
158 |
117 |
30 |
11 |
1437 |
You must accept my advice without any reservations. |
1.3291 |
0.04789 |
158 |
117 |
30 |
11 |
1438 |
What's the secret for a good bearnaise sauce? |
1.3291 |
0.04872 |
158 |
118 |
28 |
12 |
1439 |
I'm sorry, the hostess station is on the other side |
1.3291 |
0.04872 |
158 |
118 |
28 |
12 |
1440 |
I’d like a table with a view please. |
1.3291 |
0.04348 |
158 |
112 |
40 |
6 |
1441 |
Your table isn't ready yet. |
1.3291 |
0.04529 |
158 |
114 |
36 |
8 |
1442 |
Sorry bud, no jacket no enlightenment. |
1.3291 |
0.04954 |
158 |
119 |
26 |
13 |
1443 |
Sometimes, my son, the secret of happiness is knowing the back way in. |
1.3291 |
0.04704 |
158 |
116 |
32 |
10 |
1444 |
They used the elevator. |
1.3291 |
0.04704 |
158 |
116 |
32 |
10 |
1445 |
Did you call ahead? |
1.3290 |
0.04853 |
155 |
115 |
29 |
11 |
1446 |
Sorry but no backpacks allowed. |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
1447 |
Somebody called an Uber sherpa. |
1.3290 |
0.04677 |
155 |
113 |
33 |
9 |
1448 |
Starbucks made me an offer I couldn't refuse. |
1.3290 |
0.04587 |
155 |
112 |
35 |
8 |
1449 |
I'm sorry. We can't seat you until your entire party arrives. |
1.3290 |
0.05187 |
155 |
119 |
21 |
15 |
1450 |
WiFi is extra, wisdom is free. |
1.3290 |
0.04495 |
155 |
111 |
37 |
7 |
1451 |
I'd like a table with a view if you have one. |
1.3290 |
0.04587 |
155 |
112 |
35 |
8 |
1452 |
Your reservation is for next Saturday. |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
1453 |
Online reservations only, please. |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
1454 |
The nearest ATM is just over that ridge |
1.3290 |
0.04853 |
155 |
115 |
29 |
11 |
1455 |
Do you accept climb-ins? |
1.3290 |
0.04495 |
155 |
111 |
37 |
7 |
1456 |
Welcome to Starbucks Himalaya. Yes, we have High-Fi. |
1.3290 |
0.04677 |
155 |
113 |
33 |
9 |
1457 |
Time for a butterfly and time for an elephant may have subjective differences, but one thing is constant, you still need a reservation. |
1.3290 |
0.04853 |
155 |
115 |
29 |
11 |
1458 |
Does the meaning of life pair well with a Gernache? |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
1459 |
Sorry, we only take Discover. |
1.3290 |
0.04587 |
155 |
112 |
35 |
8 |
1460 |
Sorry, you'll need your full consciousness before I can seat you. |
1.3290 |
0.04677 |
155 |
113 |
33 |
9 |
1461 |
There is no meaning, just brunch. |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
1462 |
I have reservations... about climbing back down. |
1.3290 |
0.04677 |
155 |
113 |
33 |
9 |
1463 |
I'll yodel when your table's ready. |
1.3290 |
0.04495 |
155 |
111 |
37 |
7 |
1464 |
I told you - if you were late for work one more time... |
1.3290 |
0.04677 |
155 |
113 |
33 |
9 |
1465 |
We're out of "The Meaning of Life," but we have an excellent Chilean Sea Bass. |
1.3290 |
0.04587 |
155 |
112 |
35 |
8 |
1466 |
My reservation is for high tea at one with everything. |
1.3290 |
0.05023 |
155 |
117 |
25 |
13 |
1467 |
I must apologize, there's a four or five lifetimes wait. |
1.3290 |
0.04587 |
155 |
112 |
35 |
8 |
1468 |
No reservation, no mantra. |
1.3290 |
0.04939 |
155 |
116 |
27 |
12 |
1469 |
It's a take-out order, for Mike. |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
1470 |
Hi, I have a Groupon. |
1.3290 |
0.04939 |
155 |
116 |
27 |
12 |
1471 |
Sorry, we only offer the meaning of life on Tuesdays. |
1.3290 |
0.04677 |
155 |
113 |
33 |
9 |
1472 |
This is the land of cappuccino, the land of milk & honey is in the valley. |
1.3290 |
0.05023 |
155 |
117 |
25 |
13 |
1473 |
That’s $15.50 for the pizza, and $850 for the delivery. |
1.3289 |
0.04455 |
152 |
108 |
38 |
6 |
1474 |
Sorry, sir, we here at the McMonastery transcend the extraneous boundaries of time, but breakfast still ends at 10:30. |
1.3288 |
0.04871 |
146 |
107 |
30 |
9 |
1475 |
"No, this is EnlightenMint, with an "i". It's a tea shop. You want the next mountain over. |
1.3270 |
0.04927 |
159 |
120 |
26 |
13 |
1476 |
Table for “ooommmm”? |
1.3269 |
0.04826 |
156 |
116 |
29 |
11 |
1477 |
I tried to get my own cliff, but the rent was unbelievable. |
1.3269 |
0.04652 |
156 |
114 |
33 |
9 |
1478 |
He got tired waiting for you and we gave the seat to the other table. |
1.3268 |
0.04892 |
153 |
114 |
28 |
11 |
1479 |
Our website clearly indicated that men are required to wear ties! |
1.3268 |
0.05065 |
153 |
116 |
24 |
13 |
1480 |
Sorry - The restroom is for customers, only! |
1.3268 |
0.05065 |
153 |
116 |
24 |
13 |
1481 |
I'll seat you as soon as the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3268 |
0.04713 |
153 |
112 |
32 |
9 |
1482 |
One with everything. To go. |
1.3268 |
0.04804 |
153 |
113 |
30 |
10 |
1483 |
Have you seen my dog? |
1.3268 |
0.04979 |
153 |
115 |
26 |
12 |
1484 |
Would you like a table, booth or good karma? |
1.3268 |
0.04431 |
153 |
109 |
38 |
6 |
1485 |
Sorry, but we don't accept climb-ins. |
1.3268 |
0.04527 |
153 |
110 |
36 |
7 |
1486 |
Nirvana? No, my son, this is Asheville. |
1.3268 |
0.04804 |
153 |
113 |
30 |
10 |
1487 |
Yes, I know, but besides the meaning of life, how long a wait for 1. |
1.3268 |
0.04621 |
153 |
111 |
34 |
8 |
1488 |
Today's specials are roast yak, yak Wellington and yak tartare. |
1.3268 |
0.04892 |
153 |
114 |
28 |
11 |
1489 |
The profit margin is better on coffee than wisdom. |
1.3268 |
0.04431 |
153 |
109 |
38 |
6 |
1490 |
Having reservations? |
1.3268 |
0.04713 |
153 |
112 |
32 |
9 |
1491 |
Do you do take out? |
1.3268 |
0.04892 |
153 |
114 |
28 |
11 |
1492 |
'You must be the Donner party of one." |
1.3268 |
0.04892 |
153 |
114 |
28 |
11 |
1493 |
Yes... I know it's lame to have two mountain guru cartoons in a month but do you have a reservation or not? |
1.3268 |
0.04621 |
153 |
111 |
34 |
8 |
1494 |
Wisdom? We’ve got WiFi and internet access. You be the judge. |
1.3267 |
0.04386 |
150 |
106 |
39 |
5 |
1495 |
I'm sorry, jackets are required. |
1.3267 |
0.04869 |
150 |
111 |
29 |
10 |
1496 |
My web site clearly states "Reservations required." |
1.3262 |
0.04774 |
141 |
102 |
32 |
7 |
1497 |
Sorry, no backpacks or moutain-climbing attire. |
1.3261 |
0.05261 |
138 |
104 |
23 |
11 |
1498 |
No, I'm serious... The meaning of life really is coffee. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1499 |
The secret of life? Having a brother-in-law who works for Open Table. . |
1.3248 |
0.04714 |
157 |
116 |
31 |
10 |
1500 |
I’m sorry sir. Reservations should have told you: jacket and tie only. No hiking pants. |
1.3247 |
0.04687 |
154 |
113 |
32 |
9 |
1501 |
Infinite wisdom is two mountains over. This is unlimited breadsticks. |
1.3245 |
0.05021 |
151 |
114 |
25 |
12 |
1502 |
No admission without a jacket. |
1.3245 |
0.04932 |
151 |
113 |
27 |
11 |
1503 |
Sorry, the restroom is only for customers. |
1.3245 |
0.05194 |
151 |
116 |
21 |
14 |
1504 |
Sorry - gentrification has pushed enlightenment further up the mountain. |
1.3245 |
0.04750 |
151 |
111 |
31 |
9 |
1505 |
Sorry kid, the entrance is around the other side. |
1.3245 |
0.04750 |
151 |
111 |
31 |
9 |
1506 |
No jacket? Take a hike! |
1.3245 |
0.04842 |
151 |
112 |
29 |
10 |
1507 |
We don’t accept walk-ins. |
1.3245 |
0.04560 |
151 |
109 |
35 |
7 |
1508 |
Sorry; business attire only. |
1.3245 |
0.05108 |
151 |
115 |
23 |
13 |
1509 |
do you have a togo menu? |
1.3245 |
0.04842 |
151 |
112 |
29 |
10 |
1510 |
There's a wait list. |
1.3245 |
0.04842 |
151 |
112 |
29 |
10 |
1511 |
Inquire within. |
1.3245 |
0.04656 |
151 |
110 |
33 |
8 |
1512 |
The food here is transcendental. |
1.3245 |
0.04155 |
151 |
105 |
43 |
3 |
1513 |
Sorry...Enlightenment is just the name of the restaurant. And you need a reservation. |
1.3245 |
0.04842 |
151 |
112 |
29 |
10 |
1514 |
Gooogle it, kid. I've got a business to run. |
1.3245 |
0.05108 |
151 |
115 |
23 |
13 |
1515 |
I see the shoes, I see the shirt, but where's the tie? |
1.3245 |
0.04560 |
151 |
109 |
35 |
7 |
1516 |
The review was correct. You have taken al fresco to unimaginable heights! |
1.3245 |
0.04842 |
151 |
112 |
29 |
10 |
1517 |
Welcome to "I'm OK - You're K2"... |
1.3245 |
0.04560 |
151 |
109 |
35 |
7 |
1518 |
Like you, I once sought a table for brunch. |
1.3245 |
0.04656 |
151 |
110 |
33 |
8 |
1519 |
It's peak hours, so no tables are available. |
1.3245 |
0.04656 |
151 |
110 |
33 |
8 |
1520 |
Do you take walk—ins? |
1.3245 |
0.04560 |
151 |
109 |
35 |
7 |
1521 |
Maybe in your next lifetime. |
1.3245 |
0.04462 |
151 |
108 |
37 |
6 |
1522 |
What do you mean I need a reservation? |
1.3245 |
0.04462 |
151 |
108 |
37 |
6 |
1523 |
I'm sorry sir. Our restrooms are only for patrons. |
1.3245 |
0.04750 |
151 |
111 |
31 |
9 |
1524 |
Yes we can seat you now. Enlightened or Non-Enlightened? |
1.3245 |
0.04656 |
151 |
110 |
33 |
8 |
1525 |
The wait is probably two to three lifetimes |
1.3245 |
0.04842 |
151 |
112 |
29 |
10 |
1526 |
Don't worry, sir, all our tables offer stunning views. |
1.3245 |
0.04362 |
151 |
107 |
39 |
5 |
1527 |
I'm not here to tell you the wi-fi code, I'm here to help you discover it yourself. |
1.3245 |
0.04842 |
151 |
112 |
29 |
10 |
1528 |
I understand your disappointment, my son, but the dress code is expressly laid out on the website. |
1.3243 |
0.04416 |
148 |
105 |
38 |
5 |
1529 |
The secret is to make a reservation. |
1.3235 |
0.04993 |
136 |
100 |
28 |
8 |
1530 |
You have just reached the base camp for Nirvana |
1.3226 |
0.04384 |
155 |
111 |
38 |
6 |
1531 |
Sorry, we don't take traveler's checks. |
1.3224 |
0.04535 |
152 |
110 |
35 |
7 |
1532 |
Sorry, reservations only. We don't accept climb-ins. |
1.3224 |
0.04630 |
152 |
111 |
33 |
8 |
1533 |
You have no idea how long I've been waiting for a chair. They never leave! |
1.3224 |
0.04992 |
152 |
115 |
25 |
12 |
1534 |
A table with a view, please. |
1.3221 |
0.04287 |
149 |
105 |
40 |
4 |
1535 |
We're full tonight, but tomorrow at six would work. |
1.3221 |
0.04881 |
149 |
111 |
28 |
10 |
1536 |
Can you change Anderson four to Anderson three? |
1.3221 |
0.04973 |
149 |
112 |
26 |
11 |
1537 |
There once was a hermit named Nate...Who served up enlightenment on a plate...But the place filled up quick,and Debi called in sick...So, it'll be about a twenty minute wait. |
1.3221 |
0.04881 |
149 |
111 |
28 |
10 |
1538 |
Perhaps we can seat you in the next lifetime. |
1.3221 |
0.04594 |
149 |
108 |
34 |
7 |
1539 |
No reservations, no enlightenment. |
1.3221 |
0.04881 |
149 |
111 |
28 |
10 |
1540 |
Reservation for oneness... |
1.3221 |
0.05063 |
149 |
113 |
24 |
12 |
1541 |
Possibly party of two if I can borrow your velvet rope -- fast. |
1.3221 |
0.04392 |
149 |
106 |
38 |
5 |
1542 |
I seek entitlement. Is there a table near the chef? |
1.3221 |
0.04594 |
149 |
108 |
34 |
7 |
1543 |
I'm sorry. Did you have a reservation? |
1.3221 |
0.04692 |
149 |
109 |
32 |
8 |
1544 |
Hi welcome to Chili's. |
1.3221 |
0.05063 |
149 |
113 |
24 |
12 |
1545 |
You have reached Enlightenment. We have five stars on Yelp. |
1.3221 |
0.04973 |
149 |
112 |
26 |
11 |
1546 |
I just need to use your bathroom. |
1.3221 |
0.04881 |
149 |
111 |
28 |
10 |
1547 |
Sorry- we can't seat you until all members of your party arrive. |
1.3221 |
0.04594 |
149 |
108 |
34 |
7 |
1548 |
Yes friend. The gluten here is always free. |
1.3221 |
0.04973 |
149 |
112 |
26 |
11 |
1549 |
I can get you a table without a view. |
1.3221 |
0.04881 |
149 |
111 |
28 |
10 |
1550 |
I'm sorry, the restroom is for customers only. |
1.3221 |
0.04594 |
149 |
108 |
34 |
7 |
1551 |
But, I believed that you would accept me without reservation. |
1.3221 |
0.04787 |
149 |
110 |
30 |
9 |
1552 |
What do you mean you can't seat an incomplete party? I'm the only one who survived! |
1.3221 |
0.04881 |
149 |
111 |
28 |
10 |
1553 |
7:30 or 9pm. You have two more questions. |
1.3221 |
0.04881 |
149 |
111 |
28 |
10 |
1554 |
Can I use your restroom? |
1.3221 |
0.04692 |
149 |
109 |
32 |
8 |
1555 |
Did you find us on Zagat or Yelp? |
1.3221 |
0.04494 |
149 |
107 |
36 |
6 |
1556 |
By reservation only during peak hours. |
1.3221 |
0.04494 |
149 |
107 |
36 |
6 |
1557 |
We can possibly get you a table by your next incarnation |
1.3221 |
0.04494 |
149 |
107 |
36 |
6 |
1558 |
But I had reservations. |
1.3221 |
0.04973 |
149 |
112 |
26 |
11 |
1559 |
Ah, yes, my son, 'Because it is there.' Quite the noble sentiment. Most come for the veal. |
1.3221 |
0.04392 |
149 |
106 |
38 |
5 |
1560 |
The meaning of life? It's caffe latte. |
1.3221 |
0.04692 |
149 |
109 |
32 |
8 |
1561 |
I have a reservation for two under the name of Smith, but one of us won’t be able to make it... |
1.3221 |
0.04881 |
149 |
111 |
28 |
10 |
1562 |
I wanted to believe, but I do have my reservations. |
1.3221 |
0.04787 |
149 |
110 |
30 |
9 |
1563 |
Sorry, no reservations, no enlightenment!!! |
1.3221 |
0.05063 |
149 |
113 |
24 |
12 |
1564 |
Right now we’re looking at a 45 minute wait. First name? |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
1565 |
We do not seat any of our dinner tables until all members of the party are present. |
1.3219 |
0.04854 |
146 |
108 |
29 |
9 |
1566 |
Starbucks is on the other side |
1.3209 |
0.05146 |
134 |
100 |
25 |
9 |
1567 |
Sorry, No Climb-ins. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1568 |
Please tell me your wi-fi is working. |
1.3197 |
0.04316 |
147 |
104 |
39 |
4 |
1569 |
Did you say, search party of 3? |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1570 |
I hear the food is worth the climb. |
1.3197 |
0.04422 |
147 |
105 |
37 |
5 |
1571 |
Can you enlighten me as to how long the wait is for a table? |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1572 |
Sorry, sir. We always require a coat and tie for our male guests. |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1573 |
It's okay. We might have a sports coat that will fit you. |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1574 |
Welcome to Enlightenment do you have a reservation? |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1575 |
I will only admit you if you come without reservation. |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1576 |
Today’s special is a double shot skim yak milk latte - here or to go? |
1.3197 |
0.05107 |
147 |
112 |
23 |
12 |
1577 |
I find the background noise helps me concentrate. |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1578 |
No, this is Starbucks, Subway is one mountain east. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1579 |
my advice-avoid the strudel. |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1580 |
You're asking me? I couldn't get a table either. |
1.3197 |
0.05197 |
147 |
113 |
21 |
13 |
1581 |
My first question is 'Do you take walk-ins?' |
1.3197 |
0.05107 |
147 |
112 |
23 |
12 |
1582 |
We're full up -- try the one right across the abyss. |
1.3197 |
0.05015 |
147 |
111 |
25 |
11 |
1583 |
But I used opentable and I got a confirmation 2 days ago! |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1584 |
,,,I'M VERY SORRY SIR, WE HAVE ALWAY HAD A DRESS CODE |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1585 |
Sorry, we don’t take to-go orders. |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1586 |
next time use the stairs in the back |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1587 |
Perhaps your reservation was made under another reincarnation |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1588 |
The current wait time for a table is ten years. You can wait at the bar, its back on the ground floor. |
1.3197 |
0.05107 |
147 |
112 |
23 |
12 |
1589 |
30 minutes but I think we all know that time is relative. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1590 |
Excuse me, do you know if Starbucks still has free wifi up here? |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1591 |
No jacket? No tie? No nirvana! |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1592 |
I'm sorry. We don't take American Express. |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1593 |
Right now your wait time will be an eternity. |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1594 |
I want to be at one with a table. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1595 |
Starbucks made us an offer we couldn’t refuse |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1596 |
I can't seat you with that altitude. |
1.3197 |
0.04526 |
147 |
106 |
35 |
6 |
1597 |
One kosher quinoa maca spirulina bar with a double matcha to go. |
1.3197 |
0.05015 |
147 |
111 |
25 |
11 |
1598 |
Our first availability is in your next life. |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1599 |
There’s a 40 minute wait for a table with a view |
1.3197 |
0.05107 |
147 |
112 |
23 |
12 |
1600 |
Do you have a reservation?" "No, I just wanted to take a peak |
1.3197 |
0.05015 |
147 |
111 |
25 |
11 |
1601 |
Is the rest of your party here? |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1602 |
Have I reached the highest level of consciousness yet? |
1.3197 |
0.04422 |
147 |
105 |
37 |
5 |
1603 |
Sorry, sir, no tie no service. |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1604 |
May I enlighten you about today's menu? |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1605 |
Sorry, I don't have anything available in this lifetime. |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1606 |
What good is enlightenment without free wifi? |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1607 |
I cannot enlighten you until all members your party have arrived. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1608 |
Free wifi, no... Free enlightenment, yes. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1609 |
Smoking or non-smoking? |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1610 |
Our lunch special today is trail mix. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1611 |
My son, I learned that enlightenment is better with a Venti. |
1.3197 |
0.04526 |
147 |
106 |
35 |
6 |
1612 |
Do I need a reservation? |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1613 |
Your whole party must arrive before being seated. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1614 |
Yes. I would like the pie in the sky, please. |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1615 |
I've been waiting for a table for 800 years. You can be after me. |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1616 |
You guys really hiked up the prices. |
1.3197 |
0.05015 |
147 |
111 |
25 |
11 |
1617 |
I don’t know, can I see a menu? |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1618 |
They told me no shoes, no service. I'm waiting for my ride. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1619 |
Did you not see the dress code listed on our website? |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1620 |
There’s no advice available until 9:30, but you can wait at the bar. |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1621 |
Yes, we have your reservation, but we can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1622 |
I didn't see a dress code on the FAQ? |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1623 |
Yes, I'd love to hear about the specials. |
1.3197 |
0.04526 |
147 |
106 |
35 |
6 |
1624 |
Sorry, we don't take walkins!! |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1625 |
I'm sorry sir a necktie is required for gentlemen |
1.3197 |
0.05015 |
147 |
111 |
25 |
11 |
1626 |
The bathrooms are for patrons only. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1627 |
So I just give you $100 and this Nigerian prince sends me $10,000? |
1.3197 |
0.05015 |
147 |
111 |
25 |
11 |
1628 |
Think of it as a plateau in your dining experience. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1629 |
Sorry, reservations are taken three peaks in advance. |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1630 |
We call it Shangri-latte. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1631 |
Learn patience |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1632 |
I'm sorry sir! We cannot seat you until your entire party is here. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1633 |
Sorry, we're booked solid until your next incarnation! |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1634 |
Excuse me, do you have a public restroom? |
1.3197 |
0.05107 |
147 |
112 |
23 |
12 |
1635 |
Table for one with the universe? |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
1636 |
Coffee. The answer to all life's questions you seek is 'lots and lots of coffee'. |
1.3197 |
0.04825 |
147 |
109 |
29 |
9 |
1637 |
Sorry, no enlightenment without a reservation. |
1.3197 |
0.04628 |
147 |
107 |
33 |
7 |
1638 |
I've got one tablet, 10 commandments, and one table for two. |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
1639 |
'We must learn to accept that nowhere is safe from gentrification.' |
1.3188 |
0.05037 |
138 |
103 |
26 |
9 |
1640 |
Welcome to 'The Ledge'. Next time, maybe the elevator would be quicker. |
1.3182 |
0.05303 |
132 |
100 |
22 |
10 |
1641 |
We are fully booked but I would suggest you climb back next Thursday. |
1.3182 |
0.05303 |
132 |
100 |
22 |
10 |
1642 |
45 minutes to an hour. |
1.3179 |
0.04543 |
151 |
110 |
34 |
7 |
1643 |
“I can only seat you if your entire party is here”. |
1.3176 |
0.04701 |
148 |
109 |
31 |
8 |
1644 |
Sorry. Not without a coat and tie. |
1.3176 |
0.04602 |
148 |
108 |
33 |
7 |
1645 |
Do you have a nice table with lots of atmosphere? |
1.3176 |
0.04701 |
148 |
109 |
31 |
8 |
1646 |
Are you seeking a high end dining experience? |
1.3176 |
0.04892 |
148 |
111 |
27 |
10 |
1647 |
You really should have called ahead. |
1.3176 |
0.05167 |
148 |
114 |
21 |
13 |
1648 |
Would you like to have a drink in base camp until your table is ready? |
1.3176 |
0.04892 |
148 |
111 |
27 |
10 |
1649 |
Sorry, it’s peak time. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1650 |
Donner Party, table for 7:30 |
1.3172 |
0.04663 |
145 |
106 |
32 |
7 |
1651 |
It’s called Cliff Bar. Get it? |
1.3172 |
0.04663 |
145 |
106 |
32 |
7 |
1652 |
Not so lonely at the top. |
1.3172 |
0.04663 |
145 |
106 |
32 |
7 |
1653 |
The pre-theater menu, please. I need to make the curtain for Hello Dali. |
1.3172 |
0.05057 |
145 |
110 |
24 |
11 |
1654 |
The monkfish is flown in fresh every day. |
1.3172 |
0.04765 |
145 |
107 |
30 |
8 |
1655 |
The view’s to die for but the wait’s a killer. |
1.3172 |
0.04765 |
145 |
107 |
30 |
8 |
1656 |
In the beginning I had reservations. |
1.3172 |
0.04559 |
145 |
105 |
34 |
6 |
1657 |
Takeout is two peaks over !!!! |
1.3172 |
0.04962 |
145 |
109 |
26 |
10 |
1658 |
You already know the answer. It is 42. |
1.3172 |
0.04663 |
145 |
106 |
32 |
7 |
1659 |
We’ll seat you when the rest of your party summits. |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
1660 |
Sorry, we gave away your table ten minutes ago |
1.3172 |
0.04962 |
145 |
109 |
26 |
10 |
1661 |
I'm so sorry. We stopped serving at nine. |
1.3172 |
0.04765 |
145 |
107 |
30 |
8 |
1662 |
a minimum order of $10 is required before I can reveal the secret of life.... |
1.3172 |
0.04559 |
145 |
105 |
34 |
6 |
1663 |
Sorry--suit and tie required |
1.3172 |
0.04663 |
145 |
106 |
32 |
7 |
1664 |
I'll take a machiatto made with almond milk and whipped cream. Or a rock and some dirt. |
1.3172 |
0.04663 |
145 |
106 |
32 |
7 |
1665 |
You really should’ve specified on Yelp that you’re cash only... |
1.3172 |
0.05151 |
145 |
111 |
22 |
12 |
1666 |
Sorry, jackets and ties are required. No exceptions. |
1.3172 |
0.04663 |
145 |
106 |
32 |
7 |
1667 |
Dine in sir, or take out? |
1.3172 |
0.04765 |
145 |
107 |
30 |
8 |
1668 |
I'm sorry, but you'll need a tie. |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
1669 |
You'll still have to go online to make an appointment. |
1.3172 |
0.04765 |
145 |
107 |
30 |
8 |
1670 |
I'm sorry, our bathrooms are for customers only. |
1.3172 |
0.05243 |
145 |
112 |
20 |
13 |
1671 |
Jimmy's Pizza? It moved next door. |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
1672 |
That is correct grasshopper. The sound of a twenty being folded would be greatly!appreciated! |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
1673 |
Fasting's overrated. And, this spot seemed as good as any. |
1.3172 |
0.04559 |
145 |
105 |
34 |
6 |
1674 |
No the vegan restaurant is next door. |
1.3172 |
0.05057 |
145 |
110 |
24 |
11 |
1675 |
Check in at the main entrance around back next to the parking lot. |
1.3172 |
0.05057 |
145 |
110 |
24 |
11 |
1676 |
We can’t seat you until your entire party ascends. |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
1677 |
Sorry, without a reservation, we only have takeout. |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
1678 |
I just couldn't make rent on only a guru's salary. |
1.3172 |
0.04559 |
145 |
105 |
34 |
6 |
1679 |
I come seeking the WiFi password! |
1.3172 |
0.04765 |
145 |
107 |
30 |
8 |
1680 |
Table for one with a view, please? |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
1681 |
One with everything? Beat it, wise guy. |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
1682 |
Today's soup du jour is tomorrow's leftovers. |
1.3172 |
0.05151 |
145 |
111 |
22 |
12 |
1683 |
Our brunch is very busy--would you like to chant at our mantra bar until a table is ready? |
1.3172 |
0.05057 |
145 |
110 |
24 |
11 |
1684 |
I only have room at the bar. |
1.3172 |
0.04559 |
145 |
105 |
34 |
6 |
1685 |
Sorry, it's reservations only. |
1.3169 |
0.04511 |
142 |
102 |
35 |
5 |
1686 |
Unfortunately you can't be seated until your entire party is present within their own lives. |
1.3151 |
0.04533 |
146 |
106 |
34 |
6 |
1687 |
Sorry, we don't accept climb-ins. |
1.3151 |
0.04428 |
146 |
105 |
36 |
5 |
1688 |
Your effort to avoid the $2.00 valet parking is the most extreme we have ever seen |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
1689 |
I’m sorry, Sir, we only take individuals without reservations. |
1.3147 |
0.04593 |
143 |
104 |
33 |
6 |
1690 |
You didn't notice the cable car? |
1.3147 |
0.04485 |
143 |
103 |
35 |
5 |
1691 |
There's a Starbucks here, too? |
1.3147 |
0.05197 |
143 |
110 |
21 |
12 |
1692 |
Welcome to Enlight-Inn |
1.3147 |
0.04593 |
143 |
104 |
33 |
6 |
1693 |
Are you still serving the very high tea? |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
1694 |
We can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.3147 |
0.05101 |
143 |
109 |
23 |
11 |
1695 |
The meaning of life is whatever, and we don't take reservations. |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
1696 |
About an hour wait and the closest restroom is at Camp 4. |
1.3147 |
0.04803 |
143 |
106 |
29 |
8 |
1697 |
I'm sorry. but unless your entire party is here we can't seat you. |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
1698 |
Sorry, Mystic Pizza is the next mountain over. |
1.3147 |
0.04593 |
143 |
104 |
33 |
6 |
1699 |
I'm afraid you'll need a tie. |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
1700 |
The wait for your table is going to be eternal. |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
1701 |
We can lend you a blazer. |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
1702 |
Yes, the true meaning of Life is a table with a view. |
1.3147 |
0.04803 |
143 |
106 |
29 |
8 |
1703 |
We have a waiting area on K2 |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
1704 |
But we do give new meaning to the phrase "because it's there". |
1.3147 |
0.04593 |
143 |
104 |
33 |
6 |
1705 |
Times are tough. I'm also an Uber driver. |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
1706 |
No Vegan? |
1.3147 |
0.04699 |
143 |
105 |
31 |
7 |
1707 |
Oh wise one. Is it worth the wait? |
1.3147 |
0.04485 |
143 |
103 |
35 |
5 |
1708 |
Sorry, a jacket is required. |
1.3147 |
0.04593 |
143 |
104 |
33 |
6 |
1709 |
My advice? Eat at home more. |
1.3147 |
0.05383 |
143 |
112 |
17 |
14 |
1710 |
My deepest apologies, but the enlightenment coupon can't be used for takeaway. |
1.3143 |
0.05178 |
140 |
107 |
22 |
11 |
1711 |
The Truth? Ya gotta have a reservation. |
1.3143 |
0.05078 |
140 |
106 |
24 |
10 |
1712 |
Can I make a reservation for tomorrow |
1.3125 |
0.05173 |
128 |
96 |
24 |
8 |
1713 |
Sorry, this terrace is reserve for Helicopter arrivals and the 1% only. Namaste |
1.3125 |
0.05165 |
144 |
111 |
21 |
12 |
1714 |
Sorry, we're fully booked. Next time call ahead. |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
1715 |
Dad, come home. Bitcoin Cafe is dead in the water. |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
1716 |
There's valet parking on the other side, you know. |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
1717 |
Will that be oxygen or no oxygen for you? |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
1718 |
Wisdom? Next time, formal attire. Thank you. Come again. |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
1719 |
Theres's a 45 minute wait---please have a seat in the base camp. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1720 |
I'm sorry, but we've been booked up for months. |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
1721 |
I'm sorry, Sir, we can't seat you until your entire party arrives. |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
1722 |
Hello, may I have a table for one with everything? |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
1723 |
A wise man would've made a reservation. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1724 |
Allow me to enlighten you. You need a tie. |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
1725 |
Is this Canada, sir?" |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
1726 |
It was an arduous life journey but there is also an elevator. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1727 |
Just wondering if I can delete "those" photos from the cloud? |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
1728 |
Seeking wisdom my son? Take the escalator. |
1.3121 |
0.04517 |
141 |
102 |
34 |
5 |
1729 |
I found you on OpenTable |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1730 |
I’m sorry our next table won’t be free till number 5 reaches enlightenment or finishes his novel. |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
1731 |
Sorry. I have no knowledge of your reservation. |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
1732 |
Karma called and cancelled. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1733 |
This is the lack of oxygen bar. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1734 |
Come back in an hour and a half. |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
1735 |
Sorry, your booking was for yesterday. |
1.3121 |
0.05146 |
141 |
108 |
22 |
11 |
1736 |
Sorry, we've run out of the Meaning of Life. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1737 |
Should've called ahead. |
1.3121 |
0.05243 |
141 |
109 |
20 |
12 |
1738 |
I can't enlighten you unless you have a reservation. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1739 |
No reservation required, but you will need a tie. |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
1740 |
You will be seated when the rest of your party shows up. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1741 |
The website didn't say that reservations were required! |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
1742 |
Is your entire party here |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
1743 |
Did you call ahead? |
1.3121 |
0.04403 |
141 |
101 |
36 |
4 |
1744 |
No, but I do know the meaning of wi-fi. |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
1745 |
The secret, my son, is to relax and have a latte. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1746 |
Happiness lies in the heart, but first you have to try the liver. |
1.3121 |
0.04517 |
141 |
102 |
34 |
5 |
1747 |
I'm just looking. Do you have a menu I can take with me? |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
1748 |
I'm sorry. Restrooms are for patrons only. |
1.3121 |
0.05146 |
141 |
108 |
22 |
11 |
1749 |
A hotdog, please. Make me one with everything. |
1.3121 |
0.05146 |
141 |
108 |
22 |
11 |
1750 |
An immutable truth, pilgrim: we are the highest, rated restaurant east of the Rocky Mountains. |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
1751 |
All tables are full. Would you like your meaning of life to go? |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
1752 |
Wisdom? Caffeine? All the same thing. |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
1753 |
Do you guys have WiFi? |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
1754 |
You'll need a reservation during peak hours. |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
1755 |
Believe it or not, they come here because the water boils faster. |
1.3121 |
0.04517 |
141 |
102 |
34 |
5 |
1756 |
I’m sorry. I can’t seat you until the rest of your party has arrived. |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
1757 |
Are all the people in your party here? |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
1758 |
Yes, Donald Trump is guilty of money laundering. Next question. |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
1759 |
I'm so sorry; we're booked through October. |
1.3121 |
0.05146 |
141 |
108 |
22 |
11 |
1760 |
In addition to the enlightenment you seek we also offer free WiFi. |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
1761 |
The dress code is pretty strict, sir. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1762 |
We do serve a nice cereal called Life, but we don't explain its meaning. |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
1763 |
Sorry, you don't meet our dress code |
1.3121 |
0.04403 |
141 |
101 |
36 |
4 |
1764 |
Sorry no tables - this is peak time. |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
1765 |
Installing wifi changed a few things... |
1.3121 |
0.04517 |
141 |
102 |
34 |
5 |
1766 |
Them? They parachuted in. |
1.3121 |
0.04517 |
141 |
102 |
34 |
5 |
1767 |
Welcome to Chez Om. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
1768 |
The restroom? Just climb 1,000 feet and take a left. |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
1769 |
Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. |
1.3116 |
0.04691 |
138 |
101 |
31 |
6 |
1770 |
Don't forget to visit the gift shop at Base Camp 3. Deep discounts on nirvanva. |
1.3116 |
0.05018 |
138 |
104 |
25 |
9 |
1771 |
You'll receive a text when your table's ready. |
1.3116 |
0.04802 |
138 |
102 |
29 |
7 |
1772 |
Perfect lattes, free Wi-Fi,...some say this is Nirvana. |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
1773 |
No problem sir. We often have restaurant-goers make your similar mistake. This is, however, Top-Of the-Hill restaruant of East Nepal, not Top-Of-the-Hill restaurant of East 76th Street. |
1.3116 |
0.04802 |
138 |
102 |
29 |
7 |
1774 |
Sorry-jacket and tie required. |
1.3116 |
0.05122 |
138 |
105 |
23 |
10 |
1775 |
Hey there, welcome to 'Mind Over Platter'. |
1.3116 |
0.04691 |
138 |
101 |
31 |
6 |
1776 |
The gondola is on the other side. You have two more questions. |
1.3116 |
0.05122 |
138 |
105 |
23 |
10 |
1777 |
I should have a table for you in 15-20 days. Shall I tell you about the meaning of life while you are waiting, or would you like to go to the bar? |
1.3116 |
0.04577 |
138 |
100 |
33 |
5 |
1778 |
A table will be available in the next life. Yes, we do offer philosophical takeout. |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
1779 |
I'll take the meaning of life, and three granola bars to go. |
1.3116 |
0.05224 |
138 |
106 |
21 |
11 |
1780 |
My advice? Next time call ahead for a reservation |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
1781 |
Are you hiring? |
1.3116 |
0.04691 |
138 |
101 |
31 |
6 |
1782 |
Did your previous incarnation make a reservation? |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
1783 |
I'm am sorry. You'll need a collared shirt. |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
1784 |
Yes, but its's out of order. |
1.3116 |
0.04802 |
138 |
102 |
29 |
7 |
1785 |
.....and the enlightenment is served with a savory brown butter sage. |
1.3116 |
0.05325 |
138 |
107 |
19 |
12 |
1786 |
Table for one, my blind date can’t make it. |
1.3116 |
0.05122 |
138 |
105 |
23 |
10 |
1787 |
White wine goes best with mindfulness; maybe a Chardonnay. |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
1788 |
The secret of life? Reservations. |
1.3116 |
0.05018 |
138 |
104 |
25 |
9 |
1789 |
I'm sorry sir, happy hour is over, but I can seat you in purgatory until 2020. |
1.3116 |
0.04460 |
138 |
99 |
35 |
4 |
1790 |
Grande half caf extra foam soy latte, please. To go. |
1.3116 |
0.05224 |
138 |
106 |
21 |
11 |
1791 |
In this age of political enlightenment I needed another revenue stream. |
1.3116 |
0.04460 |
138 |
99 |
35 |
4 |
1792 |
Sorry, we’re all booked for the evening. Would you like to consider a higher plane? |
1.3116 |
0.05018 |
138 |
104 |
25 |
9 |
1793 |
I'm so sorry that your partner fell down a crevasse, sir, but we just can't sit one at a two-top. |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
1794 |
No, I'm not interested in subscribing to National Geographic. |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
1795 |
We only serve enlightenment and espresso. Food's on K2. |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
1796 |
Advice? Sure—next time, take the train up. |
1.3111 |
0.05094 |
135 |
102 |
24 |
9 |
1797 |
Yes, I have reached enlightenment, and, I have no reservations. |
1.3109 |
0.05167 |
119 |
88 |
25 |
6 |
1798 |
Without a reservation you'll be waiting here forever. |
1.3099 |
0.04600 |
142 |
104 |
32 |
6 |
1799 |
No, sorry, this is Mountain Cafe. Fountain Cafe is down on 4th Street. |
1.3099 |
0.04707 |
142 |
105 |
30 |
7 |
1800 |
What's the meaning of this? |
1.3099 |
0.05211 |
142 |
110 |
20 |
12 |
1801 |
Party of oneness? I have a divine spot by the glacial erratic. |
1.3099 |
0.04600 |
142 |
104 |
32 |
6 |
1802 |
The Meaning of Life IS a good coffee shop. |
1.3099 |
0.04812 |
142 |
106 |
28 |
8 |
1803 |
I'm sorry, the restrooms are for customers only. |
1.3099 |
0.05016 |
142 |
108 |
24 |
10 |
1804 |
Jesus! A reservation! All I want is a glass of water! |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1805 |
I'm here about the internship. |
1.3094 |
0.04662 |
139 |
102 |
31 |
6 |
1806 |
I'd tell you the meaning of life, but we don't allow climbing shoes after 6 o'clock. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1807 |
And a question for you: Do you have a reservation? |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1808 |
Yes, the coffee is Fair Trade. Do you have another moral quandary? |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1809 |
Sorry, but the enlightenment business was just a fad. We're a coffee shop now |
1.3094 |
0.05191 |
139 |
107 |
21 |
11 |
1810 |
It is only by looking inward that you will attain a reservation. |
1.3094 |
0.04662 |
139 |
102 |
31 |
6 |
1811 |
Enlightenment is best served with a side of exhaustion, my child. |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1812 |
Sorry, you must print out your coupon ahead of time. |
1.3094 |
0.05291 |
139 |
108 |
19 |
12 |
1813 |
Hello there....Your reservation is for tomorrow. |
1.3094 |
0.05291 |
139 |
108 |
19 |
12 |
1814 |
Welcome to Higher Ground. We are your conscience. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1815 |
It's kinda like the definition of jazz--if you didn't fly in by chopper, you probably can't afford to eat here |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1816 |
This is my higher calling. |
1.3094 |
0.04662 |
139 |
102 |
31 |
6 |
1817 |
Are you sure you can’t seat an incomplete party? My partner is two days behind me. |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1818 |
I hear the food is heavenly. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1819 |
No, Starbucks is two peaks over. |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
1820 |
A table won't be available for an eternity? |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1821 |
Enter username and password |
1.3094 |
0.05191 |
139 |
107 |
21 |
11 |
1822 |
Sorry, but table service is only for guests who’ve attained enlightenment. |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
1823 |
Sorry, we can't seat you until the entire party arrives. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1824 |
Let's just say that Google and wifi changed my business model. |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1825 |
Forget the meaning of life. Do you have a reservation? |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
1826 |
‘I’m sorry, but we just sold the last scone.” |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1827 |
What do you mean there's no Wi-Fi? |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
1828 |
I’ve come for the haute cuisine. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1829 |
Why didn't you take the elevator? |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1830 |
Table for one with an ideological view, please. |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1831 |
Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1832 |
Dad, you left home to start a restaurant? |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1833 |
Same thing as I told them. Coffee is the secret to contentment. |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1834 |
Great view but how's the food? |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1835 |
On the up side, I do know the password for the wi-fi. |
1.3094 |
0.04662 |
139 |
102 |
31 |
6 |
1836 |
I'm looking for a peak experience. |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1837 |
The Wi-Fi password is 'Enlightenment' |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1838 |
It was a reservation for two but... |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1839 |
We're fresh out of ultimate truth. Care to try our scones? |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1840 |
I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1841 |
Or there are always seats on the outcropping. |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1842 |
You have to check your backpack by the elevator. |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1843 |
With the purchase of a six dollar coffee you will receive enlightenment. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1844 |
Try to imagine life without WiFi. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1845 |
I'm sorry, but you just missed happy hour. |
1.3094 |
0.04662 |
139 |
102 |
31 |
6 |
1846 |
Sorry, we only accept former EPA scientists and disillusioned progressives. |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1847 |
We're full. |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1848 |
Mantra-shmantra! Who cares? Do you have a reservation? |
1.3094 |
0.05090 |
139 |
106 |
23 |
10 |
1849 |
I'm sorry, but we only take cash. |
1.3094 |
0.05090 |
139 |
106 |
23 |
10 |
1850 |
Do you seek enlightenment, or just coffee? |
1.3094 |
0.05090 |
139 |
106 |
23 |
10 |
1851 |
But what is the meaning of reservation? |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1852 |
With true enlightenment you get continental breakfast. |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1853 |
Sorry. No coat, no service |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1854 |
I was lonely. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1855 |
Is everyone in your party here? |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
1856 |
The best I can do for you is a seat at the bar. |
1.3094 |
0.04662 |
139 |
102 |
31 |
6 |
1857 |
Do you validate? |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
1858 |
Enlightenment is for customers only. |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1859 |
I'm sorry, there's a dress code. |
1.3094 |
0.04433 |
139 |
100 |
35 |
4 |
1860 |
Yes, there's an elevator. |
1.3094 |
0.05090 |
139 |
106 |
23 |
10 |
1861 |
Restrooms are for customers only. |
1.3094 |
0.05090 |
139 |
106 |
23 |
10 |
1862 |
We don't do takeout. |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1863 |
So sorry sir, Nirvana’s restrooms are for customers only. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1864 |
I'm afraid I can't seat you sir until your chakras have completely aligned. |
1.3094 |
0.04549 |
139 |
101 |
33 |
5 |
1865 |
Can I use your restroom? |
1.3094 |
0.05090 |
139 |
106 |
23 |
10 |
1866 |
Welcome to our cafe. Mantra or non-mantra seating? |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
1867 |
Could I get a table with a view? |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
1868 |
Do you take Discover card? |
1.3094 |
0.05191 |
139 |
107 |
21 |
11 |
1869 |
Welcome to Higher Grounds. |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
1870 |
She's on her way? I'm sorry, but we only seat complete parties. |
1.3094 |
0.05191 |
139 |
107 |
21 |
11 |
1871 |
I'm sorry, sir, but we can't seat you until your whole party arrives. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
1872 |
I don't have a reservation, but do you take climb-ins? |
1.3088 |
0.04491 |
136 |
98 |
34 |
4 |
1873 |
Yes, this really is the answer. |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
1874 |
Welcome! Have you come for dinner or wisdom? |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
1875 |
Inside, outside or first available? |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
1876 |
The regular latte is $2.95. The special latte - which gives you direct cognition of Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva, and instantaneous enlightenment - eternal moksha - freedom - the goal of all human seeking, is $5.95. |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
1877 |
I am sorry sir, we can't seat you until your entire party is present. |
1.3088 |
0.04952 |
136 |
102 |
26 |
8 |
1878 |
Yes, the elevator guys came just a few minutes after you left. |
1.3088 |
0.04727 |
136 |
100 |
30 |
6 |
1879 |
Sorry, we don’t take clime-ins. |
1.3088 |
0.05168 |
136 |
104 |
22 |
10 |
1880 |
Am I too late for happy hour? |
1.3088 |
0.04727 |
136 |
100 |
30 |
6 |
1881 |
Yelp typo. We are shade grown and organic but not fair trade. |
1.3088 |
0.04952 |
136 |
102 |
26 |
8 |
1882 |
Is Happy Hour still on? |
1.3088 |
0.04952 |
136 |
102 |
26 |
8 |
1883 |
You made it just in time. We're becoming a Starbucks next week. |
1.3088 |
0.04952 |
136 |
102 |
26 |
8 |
1884 |
Welcome to the top floor of Amazon's new headquarters. And yes, yet another shared workspace. |
1.3088 |
0.04491 |
136 |
98 |
34 |
4 |
1885 |
Your 3 answers are: The diners are a figment of your imagination, I sit on a rug because I'm a backward guru, and I don't know how you are going to get down. |
1.3088 |
0.04952 |
136 |
102 |
26 |
8 |
1886 |
I come seeking enlightenment -- and a fantastic French red |
1.3088 |
0.04727 |
136 |
100 |
30 |
6 |
1887 |
I'm sorry. Coat and tie are required. |
1.3088 |
0.04727 |
136 |
100 |
30 |
6 |
1888 |
We can't offer you enlightenment, but our bar is full service. |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
1889 |
The path to enlightenment lies in bottomless mimosas. |
1.3088 |
0.04727 |
136 |
100 |
30 |
6 |
1890 |
Today’s Special is Total Enlightenment, with fries. |
1.3088 |
0.05168 |
136 |
104 |
22 |
10 |
1891 |
Lunch? Yes, Enlightenment will take a bit longer. |
1.3083 |
0.05139 |
133 |
101 |
23 |
9 |
1892 |
Enlightenment wasn’t enough. I had to add services. |
1.3083 |
0.04551 |
133 |
96 |
33 |
4 |
1893 |
Unfortunately, truth seekers don't pay the bills. |
1.3083 |
0.05027 |
133 |
100 |
25 |
8 |
1894 |
Look, our website is very clear. I can tell about the meaning of life, but only if you order a latte. |
1.3083 |
0.04912 |
133 |
99 |
27 |
7 |
1895 |
I'm sorry but the bathrooms are for guests only. |
1.3083 |
0.04912 |
133 |
99 |
27 |
7 |
1896 |
I'm not here to dispense life's secrets, only to tell people that walk-ins cannot be accommodated, that reservations are required. |
1.3083 |
0.04912 |
133 |
99 |
27 |
7 |
1897 |
Did I forget to mention the free helicopter ride? |
1.3083 |
0.04551 |
133 |
96 |
33 |
4 |
1898 |
You must have been expecting me - right? |
1.3083 |
0.05027 |
133 |
100 |
25 |
8 |
1899 |
There's no wait if you'd like your enlightenment at the bar. |
1.3083 |
0.04674 |
133 |
97 |
31 |
5 |
1900 |
Hello Guru, I have an uberEats pickup for Jane |
1.3083 |
0.05027 |
133 |
100 |
25 |
8 |
1901 |
My advice? You should've taken the elevator on the opposite side. |
1.3083 |
0.04795 |
133 |
98 |
29 |
6 |
1902 |
I can only help you if you want to become a waiter |
1.3083 |
0.05356 |
133 |
103 |
19 |
11 |
1903 |
You could have taken the escalator. |
1.3071 |
0.04522 |
140 |
102 |
33 |
5 |
1904 |
Hey, mister, can I use the bathroom or do I have to order something first? |
1.3066 |
0.04582 |
137 |
100 |
32 |
5 |
1905 |
I understand. Everyone has reservations, but I am looking for commitment. |
1.3066 |
0.05029 |
137 |
104 |
24 |
9 |
1906 |
Our prix fixe includes WiFi, latte and Nirvana. |
1.3066 |
0.04811 |
137 |
102 |
28 |
7 |
1907 |
The Crippling Self Doubt guru is on the next mountain over. I am Reservations only. |
1.3066 |
0.05029 |
137 |
104 |
24 |
9 |
1908 |
Yes, a necktie is required. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
1909 |
We have WI-FI. Google 'Meaning of Life.' |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
1910 |
Do you deliver? |
1.3060 |
0.04881 |
134 |
100 |
27 |
7 |
1911 |
The waiting time will be eternity. |
1.3060 |
0.05214 |
134 |
103 |
21 |
10 |
1912 |
We're redefining haute cuisine. |
1.3060 |
0.05214 |
134 |
103 |
21 |
10 |
1913 |
We can seat you once the rest of your party has arrived. |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
1914 |
Our reservationist is located at the bottom of the mountain. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
1915 |
The enlightenment business model just wasn't cutting it anymore. |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
1916 |
Why, yes, we do have Wi-Fi. It connects to a higher power. |
1.3060 |
0.04397 |
134 |
96 |
35 |
3 |
1917 |
Remember for next time, we are on Open Table. |
1.3060 |
0.05214 |
134 |
103 |
21 |
10 |
1918 |
I can sit you at the bar now -- they can take all of your existential questions there, too. |
1.3060 |
0.04645 |
134 |
98 |
31 |
5 |
1919 |
Welcome to the Enlightenment Cafe where your thirst for meaning is slaked with our ethically-sourced, small-batch, barista-curated coffee drinks...what can I get started for you today? |
1.3060 |
0.04645 |
134 |
98 |
31 |
5 |
1920 |
Party of one? |
1.3060 |
0.05321 |
134 |
104 |
19 |
11 |
1921 |
Do I LOOK like Alexa?! |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
1922 |
Sorry, but after that terrible review in the New Yorker it's reservations only. |
1.3060 |
0.04881 |
134 |
100 |
27 |
7 |
1923 |
I don’t have a reservation but can I use your bathroom? |
1.3060 |
0.05214 |
134 |
103 |
21 |
10 |
1924 |
I'm not really sure son, the wait for a table may take an eternity. |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
1925 |
It’ll be 20-25 minutes, we have a table that’s almost achieved enlightenment. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
1926 |
There's no secret. Just make an online reservation next time. |
1.3060 |
0.04881 |
134 |
100 |
27 |
7 |
1927 |
It's free but you must look inwards for the password |
1.3060 |
0.04645 |
134 |
98 |
31 |
5 |
1928 |
Turns out the answer to true inner peace is a ginger-spiced latte! |
1.3060 |
0.04645 |
134 |
98 |
31 |
5 |
1929 |
Sorry,enlightenment is by reservation only |
1.3058 |
0.05228 |
121 |
91 |
23 |
7 |
1930 |
Welcome to Le Plateau, have you left all your reservations behind? |
1.3053 |
0.05185 |
131 |
100 |
22 |
9 |
1931 |
You have journeyed far to find peace, yet peace is everywhere. Like Starbucks. |
1.3053 |
0.04953 |
131 |
98 |
26 |
7 |
1932 |
Welcome to the Inner Peace of Pie Cafe |
1.3053 |
0.04710 |
131 |
96 |
30 |
5 |
1933 |
You must have some real nirvana to come here uninvited! |
1.3053 |
0.05071 |
131 |
99 |
24 |
8 |
1934 |
I always thought the Bible said you got two tablets from God not two tables!!! |
1.3053 |
0.04833 |
131 |
97 |
28 |
6 |
1935 |
The meaning of life? No reservations. |
1.3053 |
0.04833 |
131 |
97 |
28 |
6 |
1936 |
We don't offer enlightenment anymore, but we're now proud to serve Starbucks coffee. |
1.3053 |
0.04710 |
131 |
96 |
30 |
5 |
1937 |
Well in your case I would suggest the first step to enlightenment is to make reservations |
1.3053 |
0.04833 |
131 |
97 |
28 |
6 |
1938 |
We're booked through Thursday, but I hear there's some openings at K2. |
1.3053 |
0.04710 |
131 |
96 |
30 |
5 |
1939 |
Yes my son, we only use high-altitude organic coffee. |
1.3053 |
0.05185 |
131 |
100 |
22 |
9 |
1940 |
One question: Do you have a gluten-free menu? |
1.3053 |
0.05071 |
131 |
99 |
24 |
8 |
1941 |
The Lord was specific that there would be only two tables on top of Mount Sinai. |
1.3053 |
0.04710 |
131 |
96 |
30 |
5 |
1942 |
Sorry, you should have called for a reservation. |
1.3053 |
0.05071 |
131 |
99 |
24 |
8 |
1943 |
My question is really about the meaning of life, I just want to know if you accept American Express. |
1.3053 |
0.04710 |
131 |
96 |
30 |
5 |
1944 |
Hi, I'm Todd, and I'll be your enlightenment server today. |
1.3053 |
0.05071 |
131 |
99 |
24 |
8 |
1945 |
Welcome to Nirvana for Republicans |
1.3053 |
0.04953 |
131 |
98 |
26 |
7 |
1946 |
I’ve been epicurious about this place. |
1.3053 |
0.04584 |
131 |
95 |
32 |
4 |
1947 |
Sorry, but we could only hold your reservation for 15 minutes. |
1.3053 |
0.04710 |
131 |
96 |
30 |
5 |
1948 |
I realize the reservation is for two, but something went down. |
1.3053 |
0.05297 |
131 |
101 |
20 |
10 |
1949 |
Do you have WiFi? |
1.3053 |
0.05297 |
131 |
101 |
20 |
10 |
1950 |
Can you change my reservation for two to just one? |
1.3053 |
0.04833 |
131 |
97 |
28 |
6 |
1951 |
Yes my son , we do accept Bitcoin |
1.3053 |
0.04833 |
131 |
97 |
28 |
6 |
1952 |
Thanks, but I thought you had a liquor license. |
1.3053 |
0.04833 |
131 |
97 |
28 |
6 |
1953 |
Is this the inner truth and eternal serenity meetup? |
1.3053 |
0.04710 |
131 |
96 |
30 |
5 |
1954 |
Are you seeking the single truth or a double cappuccino? |
1.3053 |
0.04953 |
131 |
98 |
26 |
7 |
1955 |
The rest of your party found our elevator. |
1.3053 |
0.04710 |
131 |
96 |
30 |
5 |
1956 |
We require a non-North Face Jacket I'm afraid, sir. |
1.3053 |
0.04584 |
131 |
95 |
32 |
4 |
1957 |
Do you seek enlightenment or a table for one? |
1.3053 |
0.04953 |
131 |
98 |
26 |
7 |
1958 |
Sorry, restrooms are for reincarnates only. |
1.3050 |
0.04925 |
141 |
107 |
25 |
9 |
1959 |
Dinner jacket? |
1.3043 |
0.05265 |
115 |
86 |
23 |
6 |
1960 |
Trust me, when your mind is open to the universe, it can seem like forever for a table to open up. |
1.3040 |
0.05108 |
125 |
94 |
24 |
7 |
1961 |
I’m sorry,we only take reservations. |
1.3040 |
0.04849 |
125 |
92 |
28 |
5 |
1962 |
Are you hiring? |
1.3037 |
0.05286 |
135 |
105 |
19 |
11 |
1963 |
And how many in your party Mr. Donner? |
1.3037 |
0.05180 |
135 |
104 |
21 |
10 |
1964 |
Someone should have informed you of our dress code. |
1.3037 |
0.05073 |
135 |
103 |
23 |
9 |
1965 |
Question is: was it worth the trip? |
1.3037 |
0.04962 |
135 |
102 |
25 |
8 |
1966 |
Table for one.....enlightenment or non-enlightenment? |
1.3037 |
0.04734 |
135 |
100 |
29 |
6 |
1967 |
I'm sorry sir! We cannot seat you until your entire party is here. |
1.3037 |
0.05073 |
135 |
103 |
23 |
9 |
1968 |
The wait time depends on how much cash is in the one hand clapping. |
1.3037 |
0.05073 |
135 |
103 |
23 |
9 |
1969 |
Yes, I can tell you the wifi password. |
1.3037 |
0.04616 |
135 |
99 |
31 |
5 |
1970 |
A life without reservations is not worth living. |
1.3037 |
0.04734 |
135 |
100 |
29 |
6 |
1971 |
May I use the restroom? |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
1972 |
chat or meditate |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
1973 |
Why am I here? |
1.3030 |
0.05037 |
132 |
100 |
24 |
8 |
1974 |
Not enlightenment, just coffee. |
1.3030 |
0.05037 |
132 |
100 |
24 |
8 |
1975 |
I have a reservation for Om. |
1.3030 |
0.04680 |
132 |
97 |
30 |
5 |
1976 |
Actually, we're not vegan. |
1.3030 |
0.04921 |
132 |
99 |
26 |
7 |
1977 |
No, I don't have any outdoor seating available right now. |
1.3030 |
0.04802 |
132 |
98 |
28 |
6 |
1978 |
The wait is two lifetimes. |
1.3030 |
0.05037 |
132 |
100 |
24 |
8 |
1979 |
You have three questions -- you can ask me anything, but I highly recommend the tomato soup. |
1.3030 |
0.04680 |
132 |
97 |
30 |
5 |
1980 |
I can probably squeeze you in before the rapture. |
1.3030 |
0.04921 |
132 |
99 |
26 |
7 |
1981 |
No Coke, Pepsi |
1.3030 |
0.04802 |
132 |
98 |
28 |
6 |
1982 |
Do you have a table with some insight please. |
1.3030 |
0.04921 |
132 |
99 |
26 |
7 |
1983 |
Sorry, all our tables are booked. Would you like to wait on our meditation ledge? |
1.3030 |
0.04802 |
132 |
98 |
28 |
6 |
1984 |
Sorry. Proper attire required. |
1.3030 |
0.05151 |
132 |
101 |
22 |
9 |
1985 |
We only have the secret of great lattes and a good high-speed internet connection. |
1.3030 |
0.04426 |
132 |
95 |
34 |
3 |
1986 |
The Oracle has a nice informal cafe at Delphi. Try there. |
1.3030 |
0.04921 |
132 |
99 |
26 |
7 |
1987 |
Can I get my order of enlightenment to go? |
1.3023 |
0.05116 |
129 |
98 |
23 |
8 |
1988 |
The answer to your question is 'no'. |
1.3023 |
0.05116 |
129 |
98 |
23 |
8 |
1989 |
You're the first in your party to arrive. Have a seat at the bar. |
1.3023 |
0.04747 |
129 |
95 |
29 |
5 |
1990 |
Is that to go or to stay? |
1.3023 |
0.05233 |
129 |
99 |
21 |
9 |
1991 |
Sorry, the bathroom is for customers only. |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
1992 |
Nirvana for one? |
1.3016 |
0.05318 |
126 |
97 |
20 |
9 |
1993 |
You need a tie? |
1.3009 |
0.04850 |
113 |
82 |
28 |
3 |
1994 |
I had to diversify. Who needs an oracle when you’ve got WiFi? |
1.3008 |
0.04889 |
123 |
91 |
27 |
5 |
1995 |
I'm sorry sir, it looks like we have your reservation down for your next incarnation. |
1.3008 |
0.04651 |
133 |
98 |
30 |
5 |
1996 |
No reservation? I'm sorry, reservations are made on the other mountain. |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
1997 |
I'm sorry, rest rooms are for patrons only!tedoconnell1@aol.com |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
1998 |
Demographically this location would support another Starbucks |
1.3008 |
0.04526 |
133 |
97 |
32 |
4 |
1999 |
What did you think Heaven was? |
1.3008 |
0.05227 |
133 |
103 |
20 |
10 |
2000 |
We have one table left for lunch next Wednesday. |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2001 |
I'm sorry, but we insist that our diners wear a ties. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2002 |
Welcome. Cash only, please. |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2003 |
The path toward enlightenment won't be available until around nine-ish. |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
2004 |
Excuse me, is this Davos Economic Forum or did I take the wrong train ? |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2005 |
It’s simple dude. Wake up and smell the coffee. |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
2006 |
But the rest of my party doesn't arrive until Spring. |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2007 |
I’ll have a decaf double double, with a twist of lemon, and the truffle-dusted croissant, to go, please. |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2008 |
You can't be seated until your whole party is here. |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
2009 |
Please let me know when the rest of your party arrives. |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
2010 |
Sorry, it's reservations only. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2011 |
The meaning of life is today's special? |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2012 |
Welcome to A Ledged Nirvana! |
1.3000 |
0.05422 |
130 |
102 |
17 |
11 |
2013 |
Perhaps after high tea something will open up. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2014 |
The pay and benefits are good; I just wish they wouldn’t play so much old age music. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2015 |
Welcome to Complete Enlightenment! Do you have a reservation? |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2016 |
Your reservation was for your last life. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2017 |
Try the next mountain. They don't take reservations. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2018 |
Smoking or non-smoking section? |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2019 |
Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party is present. |
1.3000 |
0.04456 |
130 |
94 |
33 |
3 |
2020 |
If only I had the wisdom to make a reservation. |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
2021 |
Welcome to my course on transcendental caffeination. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2022 |
We only take cash. |
1.3000 |
0.04456 |
130 |
94 |
33 |
3 |
2023 |
Sorry, "Shangri-La" is that mountain over there. This is "The Shangri-La". |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
2024 |
You didn't mention requiring a tie when I made my reservation! |
1.3000 |
0.04456 |
130 |
94 |
33 |
3 |
2025 |
Your wish for a reservation is granted. You have two wishes remaining |
1.3000 |
0.04456 |
130 |
94 |
33 |
3 |
2026 |
Now that you have climbed 10,000 feet, remove your shoes, pour out any liquids, and you may begin your inward journey. |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
2027 |
I’m sorry, but our dress code is strictly enforced. |
1.3000 |
0.05311 |
130 |
101 |
19 |
10 |
2028 |
… Sage advice?? Yeah. Try the veal. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2029 |
We're a full service sit down restaurant. Not like 23 Starbucks you passed on the way up. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2030 |
Sorry, the answer to your question is we have a dress code. |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
2031 |
I did the call ahead... |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2032 |
"The secret is "franchising". |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2033 |
I got lonely, so I opened this little place. |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
2034 |
Not so sure about advice, but I can recommend the fish. |
1.3000 |
0.04716 |
130 |
96 |
29 |
5 |
2035 |
Things haven't been the same since we began offering free wifi. |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2036 |
Your mother says you have to come home now. |
1.3000 |
0.05422 |
130 |
102 |
17 |
11 |
2037 |
My reservation is for Friday. The traffic was light so I'm 2 days early. |
1.3000 |
0.04456 |
130 |
94 |
33 |
3 |
2038 |
Oh great guru what's the special today? |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
2039 |
Do you have a dinner jacket in your backpack? |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
2040 |
Hang in there, your table's almost ready. |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2041 |
Sorry-jacket and tie required. |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
2042 |
One does not simply reach the peak. First, one must make a reservation. |
1.3000 |
0.04320 |
130 |
93 |
35 |
2 |
2043 |
I'm sorry but we have a dress code. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2044 |
Hi my name is The Lord Almighty and I’ll be your server today |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2045 |
But I yodeled for a reservation three days ago. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
2046 |
No Reservation, no enlightenment. Sorry! |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
2047 |
Sorry, our reservation policy clearly stated we only hold the table for one day. |
1.3000 |
0.04716 |
130 |
96 |
29 |
5 |
2048 |
The WiFi password is Om. |
1.3000 |
0.04716 |
130 |
96 |
29 |
5 |
2049 |
I come seeking the WiFi password! |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
2050 |
This is Take A Hike SUSHI. Himalayan Stir Fry closed months ago. |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2051 |
Do you have Wi-Fi here? |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
2052 |
Sorry, We have a Dress Code. |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2053 |
Sorry, we're completely booked. |
1.3000 |
0.05531 |
130 |
103 |
15 |
12 |
2054 |
No, I was enlightened by the USA investor visa guidelines. |
1.3000 |
0.04716 |
130 |
96 |
29 |
5 |
2055 |
If you prefer tea, you can go to Hell. |
1.3000 |
0.05311 |
130 |
101 |
19 |
10 |
2056 |
You should have called ahead. |
1.3000 |
0.05311 |
130 |
101 |
19 |
10 |
2057 |
You can have a view or enlightenment but not both. |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
2058 |
Without any reservation at all, I can tell you that you aren't getting seated. |
1.3000 |
0.04716 |
130 |
96 |
29 |
5 |
2059 |
We're booked through eternety. |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2060 |
Welcome to Nirvana. Do you have a reservation? |
1.3000 |
0.04963 |
130 |
98 |
25 |
7 |
2061 |
We support diversity and inclusion here, so there's no dress code for staff, but for customers, a complete set of mountain climbing gear is a trigger indicator of income inequality and is therefore not acceptable. |
1.2993 |
0.04900 |
137 |
104 |
25 |
8 |
2062 |
Turns out, the secret of life is a good cup-a-joe. |
1.2992 |
0.04913 |
127 |
95 |
26 |
6 |
2063 |
Sorry Kitchen just closed, can you come back tomorrow? |
1.2992 |
0.04784 |
127 |
94 |
28 |
5 |
2064 |
The truly enlightened use the cable car. |
1.2992 |
0.04652 |
127 |
93 |
30 |
4 |
2065 |
Welcome pilgrim. Do you seek knowledge or knockwurst? |
1.2992 |
0.04784 |
127 |
94 |
28 |
5 |
2066 |
I’m not at all surprised by your High overhead costs. |
1.2992 |
0.04784 |
127 |
94 |
28 |
5 |
2067 |
No, we're not vegan here. I think you have the wrong mountain. |
1.2992 |
0.04652 |
127 |
93 |
30 |
4 |
2068 |
I'm sorry, no necktie, no service |
1.2992 |
0.05281 |
127 |
98 |
20 |
9 |
2069 |
Crap! Did I die on the way up? |
1.2992 |
0.04784 |
127 |
94 |
28 |
5 |
2070 |
Long trip or not, you still need a reservation. |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
2071 |
Your reservation was for yesterday. Have a Namas-day. |
1.2977 |
0.04809 |
131 |
98 |
27 |
6 |
2072 |
Welcome; do you have a reservation? |
1.2977 |
0.04809 |
131 |
98 |
27 |
6 |
2073 |
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it. |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
2074 |
You may reach nirvana by following the Eightfold Path, but you will never attain a seat without a reservation. |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
2075 |
Could I see your take-out menu? |
1.2977 |
0.05163 |
131 |
101 |
21 |
9 |
2076 |
I can sit you at the bar, but it will take at least two hours to get enlightenment. |
1.2977 |
0.04686 |
131 |
97 |
29 |
5 |
2077 |
Your wait time for Nirvana is about 30 to 40 minutes. |
1.2975 |
0.04491 |
121 |
87 |
32 |
2 |
2078 |
I converted to coffee because its followers are more devout. |
1.2975 |
0.04642 |
121 |
88 |
30 |
3 |
2079 |
I'm sorry, but you are fifteen minutes late for your reservation |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
2080 |
The road to enlightenment cannot be burdened by reservations. |
1.2973 |
0.05054 |
111 |
82 |
25 |
4 |
2081 |
I can seat you in your next lifetime. |
1.2969 |
0.04880 |
128 |
96 |
26 |
6 |
2082 |
I'm sorry sir, did you make a reservation? |
1.2969 |
0.05126 |
128 |
98 |
22 |
8 |
2083 |
Is there a dress code |
1.2969 |
0.04753 |
128 |
95 |
28 |
5 |
2084 |
Sorry. We no longer offer takeout. |
1.2969 |
0.05245 |
128 |
99 |
20 |
9 |
2085 |
nirvana or non-nirvana |
1.2969 |
0.04880 |
128 |
96 |
26 |
6 |
2086 |
Enlightenment? No. But how about a decaf soy no-foam latte? |
1.2969 |
0.05126 |
128 |
98 |
22 |
8 |
2087 |
Sorry, we cannot seat you without a reservation. Namaste |
1.2969 |
0.05005 |
128 |
97 |
24 |
7 |
2088 |
Turns out the answer is free wi-fi. |
1.2969 |
0.04753 |
128 |
95 |
28 |
5 |
2089 |
It's simply a higher level of al fresco dining. |
1.2969 |
0.04880 |
128 |
96 |
26 |
6 |
2090 |
How long you been waiting? |
1.2969 |
0.05005 |
128 |
97 |
24 |
7 |
2091 |
What do you mean, I need a jacket and tie??!! |
1.2969 |
0.05245 |
128 |
99 |
20 |
9 |
2092 |
Inner peace, enlightenment, or yak ribs and a Caesar salad? |
1.2969 |
0.05245 |
128 |
99 |
20 |
9 |
2093 |
The password? Sorry, 'Do you have Wi-Fi?' was your one question. |
1.2969 |
0.05005 |
128 |
97 |
24 |
7 |
2094 |
I'm sorry . What was your order again? |
1.2969 |
0.05126 |
128 |
98 |
22 |
8 |
2095 |
I'm afraid you must namaste here till your whole party has arrived. |
1.2969 |
0.05245 |
128 |
99 |
20 |
9 |
2096 |
Sorry, no reservations, no enlightenment!!! |
1.2969 |
0.05005 |
128 |
97 |
24 |
7 |
2097 |
After you have been enlightened, please stay and enjoy free wifi. |
1.2969 |
0.04621 |
128 |
94 |
30 |
4 |
2098 |
I am sorry that your friend is running late, but we only seat complete parties. |
1.2969 |
0.05005 |
128 |
97 |
24 |
7 |
2099 |
Welcome, fancy a little Haute Cuisine? |
1.2969 |
0.04880 |
128 |
96 |
26 |
6 |
2100 |
Earliest reservation I have is next week Thursday. |
1.2969 |
0.04753 |
128 |
95 |
28 |
5 |
2101 |
Excuse me, what’s the WiFi password? |
1.2955 |
0.04655 |
132 |
98 |
29 |
5 |
2102 |
We discontinued take-out. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2103 |
It’s always wise to make a reservation. |
1.2946 |
0.04971 |
129 |
98 |
24 |
7 |
2104 |
Meaning of life? I am here for the view. |
1.2946 |
0.05092 |
129 |
99 |
22 |
8 |
2105 |
What is your wifi code? |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
129 |
97 |
26 |
6 |
2106 |
The wifi password is 3nli6ht3nm3nt |
1.2946 |
0.04721 |
129 |
96 |
28 |
5 |
2107 |
There is no secret to getting a good table. |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
129 |
97 |
26 |
6 |
2108 |
High tea begins at Four PM. |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
129 |
97 |
26 |
6 |
2109 |
Location, location, location. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2110 |
It is laudable for one to strive for nirvanna, but in this situation one also needs a reservation. |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2111 |
You're not on the list. Are you sure you didn't call the Matterhorn location? |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2112 |
There might be a seat at the bar. |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2113 |
the truth is the food is overrated |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2114 |
But I am a social climber. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2115 |
They call it High Tea. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2116 |
Do you seek entitlement? |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2117 |
Sorry, no table without a reservation |
1.2937 |
0.04655 |
126 |
93 |
29 |
4 |
2118 |
The answers you seek can be found among our daily specials. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2119 |
Sorry, Only Visa and American Express. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2120 |
No, I don't know the wi-fi password. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2121 |
I’d help you but I have my reservations. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2122 |
Didn’t you contemplate a reservation? |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2123 |
No, it is just me, my companion fell off the mountain. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2124 |
The latte won't come to you. You must come to the latte. |
1.2937 |
0.04655 |
126 |
93 |
29 |
4 |
2125 |
Did you want valley parking? |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2126 |
Your burger is the only reason to go above 14th Street. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2127 |
Sorry but your reservation is for next Saturday. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2128 |
You may only join us without reservation. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2129 |
Table for onnnnnnnnnne? |
1.2937 |
0.05412 |
126 |
99 |
17 |
10 |
2130 |
I’m sorry. The check-in desk is on the ground level. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2131 |
I'm sorry, but this is an upscale restaurant. |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2132 |
Our coffee has an altitude. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2133 |
One grande enlightenment to go please |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2134 |
Take Out is around back... |
1.2937 |
0.05528 |
126 |
100 |
15 |
11 |
2135 |
Are you ordering enlightenment under the prix fixe menu or a la carte? |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2136 |
I guess I can wait. |
1.2937 |
0.04517 |
126 |
92 |
31 |
3 |
2137 |
Yes, even up here you need a coat and tie and a reservation for the fine dining room. But allow me to recommend our casual cafe downstairs. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2138 |
Some words of wisdom--even with a reservation, call to confirm. |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2139 |
Would you like to hear about our Contented Hour specials? |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2140 |
The way to a mind's enlightenment is through the stomach via your wallet. |
1.2937 |
0.05528 |
126 |
100 |
15 |
11 |
2141 |
After meditating about your wait time, I can confidently say it will be several days. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2142 |
Welcome. But I must warn you, we're all out of Wisdom! |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2143 |
Do you have free wi-fi and a table near an electrical outlet? |
1.2937 |
0.04655 |
126 |
93 |
29 |
4 |
2144 |
My son, everything is high here. |
1.2937 |
0.05412 |
126 |
99 |
17 |
10 |
2145 |
Wisdom and knowledge? Or a table for one at 7:00 P.M.? |
1.2937 |
0.04227 |
126 |
90 |
35 |
1 |
2146 |
Yes, you died on El Capitan. Regular or decaf? |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2147 |
Both of our tables are full. You may wish to make a reservation next time. |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2148 |
There's a forty-five minute wait and we're out of the Chateaubriand. |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2149 |
No, we're not hiring valet drivers at the moment. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2150 |
The true meaning of happiness in a single word... "reservation" |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2151 |
I'm sorry. We don't take climb-ins. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2152 |
Yes, the place you were searching for has been right in front of you all along. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2153 |
The prices in here are just like the location. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2154 |
They never told us about a dress code. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2155 |
The cup is not half empty, or half full. The cup is a Venti Mocha Cappuccino. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2156 |
Mile-high club members only. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2157 |
Yes, I'm the bouncer, and no, you can't come in. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2158 |
Are you seeking enlightenment, Wi-Fi, or a chai latte? |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2159 |
Did you bring the Grey Poupon? |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2160 |
No tables are available now, but I can put you on the list for your next life. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2161 |
Relax... I am neither happy nor sad to see you. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2162 |
We're booked this evening. Can you come back tomorrow? |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2163 |
I can neither answer your question nor seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2164 |
You should have made reservations. |
1.2937 |
0.05528 |
126 |
100 |
15 |
11 |
2165 |
This is only the first level of enlightenment. Self-actualization and profiteroles are on level two. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2166 |
This is Fine Dining, Wisdom is two mountains to your left. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2167 |
Life is a plateau, not a destination. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2168 |
Can I just get the t-shirt? |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2169 |
You climbed up? |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2170 |
I see a waitstaff position in your future. |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2171 |
What do you mean, you're out of coffee?? |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2172 |
I thought the mile high club was an old wives’ tale! |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2173 |
You're 5 minutes late. We gave your reservation to someone else. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2174 |
We're ascetic, but not that ascetic. |
1.2937 |
0.04655 |
126 |
93 |
29 |
4 |
2175 |
Welcome to Nirvana. Do you have a reservation? |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2176 |
Enlightenment or Cappuccino? |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2177 |
Is this the new mountain-to-table restaurant? |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2178 |
I'm sorry, a jacket is required for dinner. |
1.2937 |
0.05412 |
126 |
99 |
17 |
10 |
2179 |
Not yet - it's first succumb, first served. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2180 |
What do you mean you can't find my reservation? |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2181 |
No, smart-ass, it's the Shangri-La, video-poker restaurant and family pub! |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2182 |
Smoking or non-smoking? |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2183 |
Have you any reservations? |
1.2937 |
0.04374 |
126 |
91 |
33 |
2 |
2184 |
I was here before it was popular. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2185 |
Sorry. Tables with a view are all taken. |
1.2937 |
0.04655 |
126 |
93 |
29 |
4 |
2186 |
It's location, dude -- location location location. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2187 |
Anything near a window? |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2188 |
For two people at 1 PM. Preferably something with a view. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2189 |
Any inside seating available? |
1.2937 |
0.04655 |
126 |
93 |
29 |
4 |
2190 |
Faster horses, younger woman, older whiskey. |
1.2937 |
0.05528 |
126 |
100 |
15 |
11 |
2191 |
I have a mental reservation for one. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2192 |
Indoor or patio? |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2193 |
Sorry, but the Young Republicans are camping one pinnacle to the right. This is the Still Hauling for Hillary group. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2194 |
No, we do not have a vegetarian menu |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2195 |
You passed the Starbucks on your way up. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2196 |
Sorry, my child. Shorts are not allowed. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2197 |
The coffee is free. The self-knowledge costs $8. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2198 |
Sorry, it's going to be a bit of a wait. Do you want to take a walk? |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2199 |
I have a reservation, something with a view. |
1.2937 |
0.04655 |
126 |
93 |
29 |
4 |
2200 |
People wanted coffee more than to learn the meaning of life, so I had to adapt. |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2201 |
I had no trouble giving up most comforts of modern life, but I found I couldn't live without an upscale coffee shop. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2202 |
How many will you be? |
1.2937 |
0.05412 |
126 |
99 |
17 |
10 |
2203 |
I’ve been waiting for a reservation for 50 years... |
1.2937 |
0.04655 |
126 |
93 |
29 |
4 |
2204 |
Who's the unlucky lady? |
1.2937 |
0.05412 |
126 |
99 |
17 |
10 |
2205 |
Sorry, we're booked for your next two lifetimes. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
2206 |
What do you mean you lost my reservation? |
1.2937 |
0.05412 |
126 |
99 |
17 |
10 |
2207 |
No, I'm the maitre d. Not as much respect, but the tips are terrific. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2208 |
There's a road on the other side. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2209 |
I didn't think I needed a reservation. |
1.2937 |
0.04790 |
126 |
94 |
27 |
5 |
2210 |
Table for one? Will that be enlightened or unenlightened? |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
2211 |
Welcome to Enlightenment. Have you a reservation? |
1.2937 |
0.05528 |
126 |
100 |
15 |
11 |
2212 |
I'm sorry sir. No walk-ins. |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
2213 |
We offer free 'Why-Fi'. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2214 |
Sorry, we're full. It's always like this during peak season. |
1.2937 |
0.04655 |
126 |
93 |
29 |
4 |
2215 |
No, I didn't call ahead for a reservation. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
2216 |
I lament your dissatisfaction. Nonetheless, saffron robes are required attire for gentlemen. We only permit him to wear track suits because he’s the Dalai Lama. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
2217 |
We do have a table. Are you okay with no view? |
1.2913 |
0.04887 |
127 |
96 |
25 |
6 |
2218 |
How’s the bubbly up here? |
1.2913 |
0.05137 |
127 |
98 |
21 |
8 |
2219 |
Welcome to Nirvana dining, enjoy the sin-free food. |
1.2913 |
0.05257 |
127 |
99 |
19 |
9 |
2220 |
Sorry. We're fully booked. |
1.2913 |
0.04487 |
127 |
93 |
31 |
3 |
2221 |
Little did Steven know that "Nirvana" was just the name of an overpriced coffee shop. |
1.2913 |
0.04887 |
127 |
96 |
25 |
6 |
2222 |
No, we don't have soy milk. Yak milk only. |
1.2913 |
0.05013 |
127 |
97 |
23 |
7 |
2223 |
I suggest your first wish should be to ask for a reservation. |
1.2913 |
0.04487 |
127 |
93 |
31 |
3 |
2224 |
We're full can you come back tomorrow? |
1.2913 |
0.05374 |
127 |
100 |
17 |
10 |
2225 |
Hello, Did nobody tell you that there is an elevator on the other side of the mountain? |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2226 |
What do you mean I need a jacket? |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
2227 |
Would it be okay if I use your restroom? |
1.2903 |
0.05343 |
124 |
97 |
18 |
9 |
2228 |
Do you have a table in your no-snowing section? |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
2229 |
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have a table without a view. |
1.2903 |
0.05583 |
124 |
99 |
14 |
11 |
2230 |
The secret of happiness is to call ahead for a reservation. |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
2231 |
Couldn't you find the elevator? |
1.2903 |
0.04548 |
124 |
91 |
30 |
3 |
2232 |
Reservations required! |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
2233 |
I'm sorry. You should have called ahead. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2234 |
Yes, this is nirvana. |
1.2903 |
0.04548 |
124 |
91 |
30 |
3 |
2235 |
What's good? |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2236 |
I thought we were meeting in private. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
2237 |
Jesus! They put in a Starbucks here, too |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2238 |
So, unless I don't have reservations, I can't get a table? |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
2239 |
Dining al fresco today? |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
2240 |
I'd like to know secret of life and if my improv group could perform here this weekend. |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
2241 |
I'm sorry; you don't have a reservation. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2242 |
Traffic was light. I got here early. |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
2243 |
How should I know? I'm just a guy who's run out of chairs. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2244 |
No, we don't take Discover. |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
2245 |
Can you call me a cab. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2246 |
We are close to getting a Michelin star |
1.2903 |
0.05343 |
124 |
97 |
18 |
9 |
2247 |
Would there be room at the bar? |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
2248 |
You are aware that there is a surcharge for enlightenment. |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
2249 |
No, you can't see a menu. |
1.2903 |
0.05343 |
124 |
97 |
18 |
9 |
2250 |
Salvation is available only to paying customers. |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
2251 |
What are today's seafood specials? |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
2252 |
Table for one, please. I'd prefer the spiritual enlightenment section with a mountain view. |
1.2903 |
0.04548 |
124 |
91 |
30 |
3 |
2253 |
Sorry. We only accept bitcoin. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2254 |
I need to change the reservation number for the Donner Party. |
1.2903 |
0.05343 |
124 |
97 |
18 |
9 |
2255 |
We recently got rezoned into a mixed-use mountaintop. |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
2256 |
Firstly, thank you for not asking the same question. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2257 |
Our food is great, but we're lacking in atmosphere. |
1.2903 |
0.04402 |
124 |
90 |
32 |
2 |
2258 |
Please wait to be seated. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
2259 |
I’m sorry. I only take people without reservations. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
2260 |
No reservation. No Ascension. |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
2261 |
Please....I really have to go. |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
2262 |
No, I did not make a reservation, but I meditated about one. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
2263 |
I recommend one with everything. |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
2264 |
Oh, don't be so naive. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
2265 |
He said to tell you this is the Last Supper... and we won't be needing any more fish and loaves. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
2266 |
Sorry, bathroom's out of order. |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
2267 |
Welcome to the Good Karma Cafe. How may we uplift you? |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
2268 |
No jacket and tie? Sadly your long journey has come to an end. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2269 |
I hear the menu is on a tablet. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2270 |
The answer you seek is free WiFi. Once you have that, the rest of the answers are in Google. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2271 |
yes son, the meaning of life is a table with a view. |
1.2903 |
0.05465 |
124 |
98 |
16 |
10 |
2272 |
I'm sorry, social climbers only. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2273 |
The path to enlightenment is fully booked until next Tuesday. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2274 |
We don't have any openings at the moment, but would you like to make a reservation for your next incarnation? |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
2275 |
If you can wait for the next avalanche, there should be an available table. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
2276 |
Well, your signpost didn't mention anything about a dress code. |
1.2903 |
0.05343 |
124 |
97 |
18 |
9 |
2277 |
The first step toward total consciousness is to become conscious of our reservation system. |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
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93 |
26 |
5 |
2278 |
When even Brooklyn became too expensive, we had to get creative. |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
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99 |
21 |
8 |
2279 |
Is this "Nosh 'n Nirvana?" |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
2280 |
Oh Wise One, what is the secret to the lingonberry compote? |
1.2881 |
0.04977 |
118 |
89 |
24 |
5 |
2281 |
Are your restrooms for paying customers only? |
1.2881 |
0.05121 |
118 |
90 |
22 |
6 |
2282 |
I'm sorry but gentlemen must wear coat and tie. |
1.2881 |
0.04520 |
118 |
86 |
30 |
2 |
2283 |
The wait is currently one lifetime. |
1.2880 |
0.05057 |
125 |
96 |
22 |
7 |
2284 |
If you leave your cell number, I’ll text you when your table is ready. |
1.2880 |
0.04927 |
125 |
95 |
24 |
6 |
2285 |
First, a reservation for one, then the answer to all of life's questions~~ |
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2286 |
The meaning of life appears to be calling ahead. |
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2287 |
Yelp? No, I saw the yaks parked outside. |
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2288 |
Geez, I thought there would be pearly gates... |
1.2869 |
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2289 |
Enlighten me, do you have a reservation? |
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0.04866 |
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2290 |
No tie, no service. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
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2291 |
Welcome to Peak. I’m so sorry but a jacket is required ... there’s a Men’s Wearhouse at 14,000 feet. |
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2292 |
Table for one, sir? Will that be being, or non-being? |
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0.04725 |
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2293 |
I'm sorry, but you broke the 11th Commandment: "Be nice to those you meet on the way up, because you will meet them on the way down." |
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0.05004 |
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2294 |
Yes, of course we have wi-fi. |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
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25 |
5 |
2295 |
Sorry, we have no phone. We take reservations only by transcendental meditation. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
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95 |
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8 |
2296 |
If you feel anger about us losing your reservation, then you are not ready, grasshopper. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
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94 |
21 |
7 |
2297 |
I am sorry, your reservation was for yesterday |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
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6 |
2298 |
The knowledge you'll gain here is priceless. Along that same line, refills are free. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
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7 |
2299 |
We don't have a no smoking section. This is a volcano. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
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93 |
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6 |
2300 |
I'm sorry, we don't have a takeout menu. |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
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91 |
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4 |
2301 |
I'm sorry, sir, we do insist on a necktie for seating. |
1.2869 |
0.04580 |
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90 |
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3 |
2302 |
Welcome! You’ve reached a Higher State of Bean. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
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2303 |
Yes, the coffee is heavenly. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
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6 |
2304 |
Jacket and tie required. |
1.2869 |
0.04580 |
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90 |
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3 |
2305 |
I understand your perspective, but the Starbucks proposal was just too good to turn down |
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0.05004 |
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93 |
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6 |
2306 |
I'm sorry but we don't have "a table by the window. |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
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5 |
2307 |
Yeah man, It's all downhill from here. |
1.2869 |
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5 |
2308 |
Six months. You should have checked our reservations web page. |
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0.04725 |
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2309 |
Sorry, the vegetarian bistro is on the other ridge. |
1.2869 |
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2310 |
Just as a reminder, enlightenment is for paying customers only. |
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0.05004 |
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2311 |
Sorry, no hike-ins. We only seat by manifestation. |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
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25 |
5 |
2312 |
No, we don't have wi-fi. |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
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27 |
4 |
2313 |
If you leave your résumé and mantra, we’ll get back to you. |
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25 |
5 |
2314 |
Prime members get free delivery |
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2315 |
I have a Groupon for the Enlightenment Brunch. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
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94 |
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7 |
2316 |
Sorry Sir,your reservations are totally unfouded |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
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93 |
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6 |
2317 |
I’m sorry, we cannot seat you until your entire party survives the ascent. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
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6 |
2318 |
Table for one-with-the-universe? There’s about a 45 minute wait. |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
122 |
91 |
27 |
4 |
2319 |
What is the meaning of life? I'll have the answer and your table in about twenty minutes. |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
122 |
91 |
27 |
4 |
2320 |
I'd like a table with a view. |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
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9 |
2321 |
Welcome to our hermitage's Platinum Level austerity retreat. |
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0.05267 |
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8 |
2322 |
Yes son, of course you need a reservation. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
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93 |
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6 |
2323 |
Welcome to Haute Cuisine. |
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0.05137 |
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2324 |
Table for one-with-everything? |
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0.05004 |
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93 |
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6 |
2325 |
It'll be about a 15 minute wait for enlightenment, but feel free to go think at our bar. |
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2326 |
We changed the name to 'plâteaux.' That's when the gentrification started. |
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93 |
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6 |
2327 |
Are you the infamous Dali Latte? |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
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94 |
21 |
7 |
2328 |
Welcome to Table for K2. |
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0.04866 |
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5 |
2329 |
Sorry. A coat and tie are required. |
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0.05004 |
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93 |
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2330 |
Sorry, young man, that's life "without reservation" you're looking for... that's one cliff over. |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
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91 |
27 |
4 |
2331 |
Sorry, we're full, try again tomorrow |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
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93 |
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6 |
2332 |
I'd like a table by a window, please |
1.2869 |
0.05519 |
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2333 |
Yes, you have the right address... a table will available in 6 months...you may sit at the bar and we'll call you when it's ready... |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
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94 |
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2334 |
Sorry they fell--but it's an hour for a 4-top whereas I can seat you at the counter immediately! |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
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2335 |
Do you have a reservation or do you care to wait? |
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2336 |
Shorts? Really? |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
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94 |
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7 |
2337 |
Bugsy sent me. |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
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91 |
27 |
4 |
2338 |
We just served the last dinner, the kitchen is closed. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
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95 |
19 |
8 |
2339 |
You say the secret of life is in the wine markup? |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
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92 |
25 |
5 |
2340 |
Scuttlebutt is . . . your prices are a bit steep. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
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94 |
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7 |
2341 |
Takeout? That's at our Himalayan location only. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
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95 |
19 |
8 |
2342 |
Guess the mantra and you get a free meal. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
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23 |
6 |
2343 |
Sorry...No shoes, no sharpa, no service. |
1.2869 |
0.05640 |
122 |
98 |
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11 |
2344 |
My advice to you is "Don't have the soup." |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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6 |
2345 |
No reservation? Sorry, restrooms are only for customers. |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
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5 |
2346 |
What do you mean, our prices are too high? |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2347 |
Simply said young man, I find it more profitable selling triple mocha cappuccinos than selling the "Secret to Life." |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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22 |
6 |
2348 |
Sorry, we don’t take clime-ins. |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
119 |
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20 |
7 |
2349 |
This is the only location I could find that was not next-door to a Starbucks |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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92 |
20 |
7 |
2350 |
Welcome to Divine and Dine. |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
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93 |
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8 |
2351 |
Having no destination, you are not lost. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
119 |
91 |
22 |
6 |
2352 |
If you don't have one we can loan you a jacket and a tie. |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
24 |
5 |
2353 |
A reservation? What are you, high? |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
119 |
91 |
22 |
6 |
2354 |
The Wisdom is free, the rooms with the meal plan are $450.00 a night. |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
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8 |
2355 |
May I please see your menu? |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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5 |
2356 |
Are you here for the gourmet salt tasting? |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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22 |
6 |
2357 |
I'm sorry, sir. We require a tie. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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22 |
6 |
2358 |
Confucius say, no bookee, no seatee. |
1.2857 |
0.05488 |
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94 |
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9 |
2359 |
Tabula for one....rasa if available |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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22 |
6 |
2360 |
It's a question of mind over bladder. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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6 |
2361 |
Enlightenment awaits... if table 3 ever decides to pay their bill! |
1.2857 |
0.05488 |
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9 |
2362 |
Most people seek a good espresso and decent wi-fi. |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
119 |
92 |
20 |
7 |
2363 |
I'm sorry, your reservation was for 2:00. |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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20 |
7 |
2364 |
They didn't tell you downstairs that we're strictly vegetarian? |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2365 |
Enlightenment only when your whole party is seated. |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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7 |
2366 |
Yes.You can have a cappuccino.You have two more wishes. |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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4 |
2367 |
But I made the reservation on Open Table! |
1.2857 |
0.05488 |
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9 |
2368 |
Why Yes, we're animal friendly. The goat just went for cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.05488 |
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94 |
16 |
9 |
2369 |
Actually, Enlightenment is the name of our new concept coffee house |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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7 |
2370 |
Yes, we validate parking |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2371 |
Himalayan java to go? - that's a tall order, young man. |
1.2857 |
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7 |
2372 |
How long is the wait for a walk-in? |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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26 |
4 |
2373 |
Will you be dining alone? |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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22 |
6 |
2374 |
So you’re saying a “tall” is a small here? |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
24 |
5 |
2375 |
Do you have any grey poupon? |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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22 |
6 |
2376 |
If it's a table you seek, you came to the right peak. |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
24 |
5 |
2377 |
Holy Moses! |
1.2857 |
0.05488 |
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9 |
2378 |
Im sorry sir, this evening is reserved for Logical Positivists. |
1.2857 |
0.04644 |
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3 |
2379 |
I'm sorry. We don't take climb-ins. |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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92 |
20 |
7 |
2380 |
Happiness starts with free Wi-Fi. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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91 |
22 |
6 |
2381 |
Meaning, shmeaning; do you have a reservation ? |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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20 |
7 |
2382 |
Wisdom, schmisdom, I had to monetize the property. |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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89 |
26 |
4 |
2383 |
No, our pasta is not gluten-free. |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
24 |
5 |
2384 |
Would you like sparkling or tap water? |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
119 |
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22 |
6 |
2385 |
First it was the advice, then the view. A WiFi cafe was inevitable. |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
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18 |
8 |
2386 |
And I thought it was a struggle to get reservations. |
1.2857 |
0.05488 |
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9 |
2387 |
The Secret to Life is to Have Reservations. Do you have one? |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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26 |
4 |
2388 |
They come for enlightenment and stay for the coffee and the free wi-fi. |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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92 |
20 |
7 |
2389 |
Is there any place around here that is gluten-free? |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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92 |
20 |
7 |
2390 |
The next step requires effortless attitude. |
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85 |
22 |
5 |
2391 |
Answering questions about the meaning of life is two mountains over. |
1.2857 |
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20 |
7 |
2392 |
Gentrification is a bitch. |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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20 |
7 |
2393 |
I know ... No matter where you go, you can't escape gentrification. |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
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8 |
2394 |
Welcome to the summit, I'm afraid it's all downhill from here. Namaste |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
24 |
5 |
2395 |
I’m sorry, but the WiFi password counts as your one question. |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
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18 |
8 |
2396 |
Seriously, a friggin' dress code? |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
24 |
5 |
2397 |
I’m sorry, this area is for Starbucks Reserve platinum members only. |
1.2857 |
0.05488 |
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94 |
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9 |
2398 |
I can't seat you without a reservation. |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
24 |
5 |
2399 |
Sorry, you haven't quite reached this plateau of enlightenment. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
119 |
91 |
22 |
6 |
2400 |
No summit. No service. |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
24 |
5 |
2401 |
You don’t take credit cards? |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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92 |
20 |
7 |
2402 |
Keep your prices high and your competition low. |
1.2857 |
0.04644 |
119 |
88 |
28 |
3 |
2403 |
Meditation and solitude wasn't paying the bills, so I... |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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20 |
7 |
2404 |
Sir, Open Table says your reservation is on Alp 3, sorry. Namaste. |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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89 |
26 |
4 |
2405 |
Our soup of the day is Existential Stew. |
1.2857 |
0.04941 |
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90 |
24 |
5 |
2406 |
no we don't validate... |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
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93 |
18 |
8 |
2407 |
May I see your menu? |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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22 |
6 |
2408 |
The good news is that finding out how hard it is to get a table is often an 'Aha' moment. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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91 |
22 |
6 |
2409 |
Welcome to Peak Experience. |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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89 |
26 |
4 |
2410 |
Have you come for wisdom, or a good expresso? |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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89 |
26 |
4 |
2411 |
Good afternoon--Do you have a reservation? |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
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22 |
5 |
2412 |
Yes, there is free Wifi. |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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89 |
26 |
4 |
2413 |
Climb it change is real. |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
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8 |
2414 |
I’ll have a Venti Teavana Shaken Strawberry Green Tea Infusion Lemonade. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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6 |
2415 |
People in high places don't need reservations. |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
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8 |
2416 |
Welcome to Starbuck's newest and highest location. |
1.2857 |
0.05616 |
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10 |
2417 |
Has your entire party arrived? |
1.2857 |
0.04644 |
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28 |
3 |
2418 |
Excuse me... Do you have take out? |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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92 |
20 |
7 |
2419 |
I'd like a table with good atmosphere. |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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26 |
4 |
2420 |
Is this the internet covfefe for the soul? |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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6 |
2421 |
Just make me one with everything please. |
1.2857 |
0.05616 |
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95 |
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10 |
2422 |
Just let me know when your entire party is here. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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91 |
22 |
6 |
2423 |
Where’s the Gift Shop? |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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6 |
2424 |
The wait for a table is 10 minutes. The wait for the truth; I'm taking reservations for next week. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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91 |
22 |
6 |
2425 |
You think this kind of view comes free? |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2426 |
The desserts here are to die for. |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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7 |
2427 |
The people dining alfresco? Not as odd as this being "The New Yorker's" third guru on a mountain cartoon in a month. |
1.2857 |
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90 |
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5 |
2428 |
One answer, to go, please. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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6 |
2429 |
No … This is just a way-station to heaven. |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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26 |
4 |
2430 |
Follow me. |
1.2857 |
0.04795 |
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4 |
2431 |
It'll be about a 20 minute wait. |
1.2857 |
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7 |
2432 |
Is this the stairway to heaven? |
1.2857 |
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4 |
2433 |
The prices look steep. |
1.2857 |
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7 |
2434 |
I called for a to go order |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
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7 |
2435 |
Leave me a good review on Yelp and I'll tell you the meaning of life. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
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22 |
6 |
2436 |
It's a kind of pop up shop concept. |
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2437 |
Smith, party of 4. It will just be the three of us. |
1.2845 |
0.04711 |
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27 |
3 |
2438 |
Then where's the nearest public restroom? |
1.2845 |
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8 |
2439 |
I’m sorry. It’s by reservation only. |
1.2845 |
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90 |
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7 |
2440 |
Yeah, they took the elevator ... |
1.2845 |
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6 |
2441 |
Oh, I would guess another 15 or 20 minutes. |
1.2844 |
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25 |
3 |
2442 |
I would like one Yak milk latte |
1.2843 |
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27 |
1 |
2443 |
We don’t accept walk-ins. |
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0.04761 |
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90 |
26 |
4 |
2444 |
Sorry, we're vegan! |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
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7 |
2445 |
Excuse me, what's the WiFi passcode here? |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
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93 |
20 |
7 |
2446 |
We take neither walk ins or walk ups. |
1.2833 |
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6 |
2447 |
Do you have a public bathroom? |
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95 |
16 |
9 |
2448 |
I found enlightenment...and the last underserved Starbucks market. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
2449 |
Yelp says you have the best Himalayan coffee. |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
2450 |
I'm sorry, but the Groupon is only valid at our drive-thru locations. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
2451 |
You're late! Know that, "Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve." |
1.2833 |
0.04611 |
120 |
89 |
28 |
3 |
2452 |
Yes it's a false summit, but it has free refills. |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
2453 |
Most people don’t want the cold, hard truth. But they do want a nice hot latte. |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
2454 |
There are nine levels up here too. The first is dining. |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
2455 |
Do you accept walk-ups? |
1.2833 |
0.04611 |
120 |
89 |
28 |
3 |
2456 |
We don't accept credit cards. |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
2457 |
The meaning of life? I'm the maître d. You want I should ask the sommelier? |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
2458 |
What? Enlightenment doesn't pay for my kids college. |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
2459 |
Why? I'm afraid I don't know. But wifi? Yeah, we've got that. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
2460 |
The other people fell out of line |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
2461 |
What is the sound of one lip smacking? |
1.2823 |
0.05065 |
124 |
96 |
21 |
7 |
2462 |
Is this the Meaning of Life Cafe? |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2463 |
1. Sorry restrooms are for Patrons only. 2. No sir, your reservation is for next Tuesday |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2464 |
Are you okay with sharing a table? |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2465 |
There's a 45 minute wait for the next available enlightenment. |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
2466 |
No, we don't have pumpkin spice. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2467 |
Do you have any seats at the summit? |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2468 |
Sorry. This is a private party |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2469 |
I heard you were hiring. |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
2470 |
Entree is a fluffed and salted Himalayan salad - main course is lightly poached rocky mountain oysters. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2471 |
They come for the enlightenment, they stay for the wi-fi. |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2472 |
We've got about a 15,000 foot wait. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2473 |
I’m sorry the terrain was more difficult than expected but you are still a day late for your reservation. |
1.2821 |
0.05408 |
117 |
92 |
17 |
8 |
2474 |
Now that you mention it, I suppose enlightened does look a lot like unenlightened. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2475 |
Our dining area is booked up, but the rooftop bar is open. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2476 |
Welcome to Koffee & Karma! |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2477 |
Do you have free Wifi here? |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2478 |
I had no choice. They raised my rent. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2479 |
You poor lad! Why didn't you take the elevator? |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2480 |
I was going to be a philosophy major, but I had some reservations. |
1.2821 |
0.05543 |
117 |
93 |
15 |
9 |
2481 |
We have no reservations here! |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2482 |
Please use the other door. |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2483 |
I'm sorry, it's a "Customers Only" restroom. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2484 |
I found enlightenment here, but it would have been easier to just go to Starbucks. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2485 |
I Forgot the Secret Word. |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2486 |
I'M SORRY. proper attire is required |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2487 |
You should have taken the Fast Food Trail about a mile below. |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2488 |
The meaning of it all? It's best to have a reservation! |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2489 |
Do you think this strikes the right note of middle-aged whimsy? |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2490 |
It's a little sideline because, frankly, poverty sucks. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2491 |
Alas, my son, for you have journeyed in vain. Restrooms are for customers only. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2492 |
1. do you have a reservation? 2.i am sorry sir ,we have a dress code. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2493 |
Yes, I'm with Uber Eats. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2494 |
Yes we are vegan. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2495 |
Can I get that, to go? |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2496 |
"No, meaning is not on our menu here. You might try the next mountain". |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2497 |
I’m sorry Sir, but this is a black tie summit. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2498 |
You might want to call ahead next lifetime. |
1.2821 |
0.05543 |
117 |
93 |
15 |
9 |
2499 |
Parking we don’t validate. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2500 |
Do you validate Sherpas? |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2501 |
This is enlightened dining; boy scouts' camp is one level up... |
1.2821 |
0.05408 |
117 |
92 |
17 |
8 |
2502 |
Beg your pardon but I am having a difficult time finding the valet. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2503 |
Sorry, We have a Dress Code. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2504 |
I am sorry to say backpackers are not welcome. |
1.2821 |
0.05408 |
117 |
92 |
17 |
8 |
2505 |
The answer to your question is, "No, we don't have any availability." |
1.2821 |
0.05408 |
117 |
92 |
17 |
8 |
2506 |
Sorry, no enlightenment until your entire party has arrived. |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
2507 |
Table, booth, or enlightenment? |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2508 |
Do you take climb-ins? My battery died so I couldn't call ahead. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2509 |
The wisdom you seek can only be granted when your party is complete. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2510 |
Must my entire party be present to be seated? |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2511 |
Sorry, the restrooms are for patron only. |
1.2821 |
0.05408 |
117 |
92 |
17 |
8 |
2512 |
Everest ? No, that's the one behind you. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2513 |
Have you come to find wisdom, inner peace and a $6.75 cup of espresso? |
1.2821 |
0.05543 |
117 |
93 |
15 |
9 |
2514 |
This is Enlightenment the Cafe. What you seek is one mountain over. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2515 |
You need only understand you need not understand but to enjoy. |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
2516 |
I'm sorry -- no reservation, no answers. |
1.2821 |
0.05674 |
117 |
94 |
13 |
10 |
2517 |
Please wait to be enlightened. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2518 |
We are unable to seat you until your entire party arrives. |
1.2821 |
0.04517 |
117 |
86 |
29 |
2 |
2519 |
We don't think you are who you say you are. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2520 |
Sorry, but we quit serving at 11 |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2521 |
Here at Xanadu, your mind is free, but the meals are not. |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2522 |
Restrooms are for customers only. The sign was at the bottom. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2523 |
The Venti has 4 ounces more than the Grande and 8 ounces more than the Tall. You have one more question. |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2524 |
Do you deliver to East 52nd Street? |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2525 |
What's today's special? |
1.2821 |
0.05408 |
117 |
92 |
17 |
8 |
2526 |
Only in the case of fire should you not use the elevator. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2527 |
May I suggest that you contemplate using our reservation app for your next visit? |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2528 |
Let me enlighten you on today's specials. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2529 |
I asked for a table with a view, not a guru. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2530 |
Enlightenment, no. A nice English muffin with strawberries, yes. |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
2531 |
Sorry. No shorts, sneakers, or caps permitted. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
2532 |
Welcome to the Hillary Steppe, so close to the peak... yet so far |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2533 |
I'm sorry, we're booked several lifetimes in advance. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
2534 |
You will need a tie and jacket. |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2535 |
I'm sorry, we're all booked for this evening. Can you stop back tomorrow? |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2536 |
Truly mindful people call ahead for reservations. |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
2537 |
They used public transportation and I used levitation. Are you seriously trying to tell me that you climbed up here without a dinner reservation? |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
2538 |
Am I too late for the Happy Hour? |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
2539 |
I was at Walmart for years but this is better. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2540 |
Do you seek ala cart knowledge or the full wisdom special? |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
2541 |
Did you come for a table or enlightenment? |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
2542 |
C'mon man, I brought my own table and chair. |
1.2821 |
0.05543 |
117 |
93 |
15 |
9 |
2543 |
Welcome -- I'm Max and I'll be your enlightenment concierge today. |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
2544 |
Sorry, but I don't accept credit cards. |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
2545 |
Sorry sir, we don't serve walk-ins, only those with reservations. |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
2546 |
Any insight into how to book a table here? |
1.2810 |
0.04727 |
121 |
91 |
26 |
4 |
2547 |
Oh, Wise One. What is the meaning of brunch? |
1.2810 |
0.05533 |
121 |
97 |
14 |
10 |
2548 |
Sorry, business casual required. |
1.2810 |
0.04871 |
121 |
92 |
24 |
5 |
2549 |
A bottle of oxygen or Dom Perignon? |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
2550 |
When did enlightenment require a reservation? |
1.2810 |
0.05533 |
121 |
97 |
14 |
10 |
2551 |
You must have left before I got listed on Yelp |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
2552 |
Jacket and tie - no exceptions |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
2553 |
Coat and tie?! You can't be serious! |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
2554 |
I'm sorry. Neckties are required. |
1.2807 |
0.04746 |
114 |
85 |
26 |
3 |
2555 |
I should warn you, we only serve trail mix. |
1.2807 |
0.04746 |
114 |
85 |
26 |
3 |
2556 |
I can't let you in without a jacket. |
1.2807 |
0.05063 |
114 |
87 |
22 |
5 |
2557 |
I have a table for one, but it's back near the kitchen on the shady side of the mountain. |
1.2807 |
0.04907 |
114 |
86 |
24 |
4 |
2558 |
The Maitre d' is getting you a loaner blazer. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
2559 |
My advice? If you've got it, monetize it. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
2560 |
Long wait, huh? |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
2561 |
Fully booked 'til the Great Flood, I'm afraid. I can intone if there's a cancellation. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
2562 |
The wise man makes a reservation at the weekend. |
1.2797 |
0.04644 |
118 |
88 |
27 |
3 |
2563 |
Son, if you are seeking solitude, it has moved to the city center |
1.2797 |
0.04797 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
4 |
2564 |
Cash only. |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
2565 |
The entire party should be present before we can seat you. |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
2566 |
I'm afraid we're out of enlightenment today but the Mahi-mahi is always a wise choice. |
1.2797 |
0.04797 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
4 |
2567 |
Do you do carryout? |
1.2797 |
0.04797 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
4 |
2568 |
I’m afraid we’re a bit too high end for you. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
2569 |
You need a Rocky Mountain chai. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
2570 |
Ohm ..... do you have a reservation? |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
2571 |
As far as your search for enlightenment , sir , I am afraid you have plateaued . |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
2572 |
Dining in or take out? |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
2573 |
Oh, no, no ,no. The cafe you want is 30 miles east of here, and we require advance reservations. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
2574 |
You know, there's an easier way to reach me. |
1.2797 |
0.04797 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
4 |
2575 |
Perhaps you’ve set the bar too high. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
2576 |
The mountains will call to you when your table is ready. |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
2577 |
We've nothing on the terrace. How about by the bar? |
1.2797 |
0.05367 |
118 |
93 |
17 |
8 |
2578 |
I know what the reviews say but what we lack in atmosphere we make up for with scenery |
1.2797 |
0.05231 |
118 |
92 |
19 |
7 |
2579 |
No, nothing on the terrace, perhaps a mat near the glacier. |
1.2797 |
0.04644 |
118 |
88 |
27 |
3 |
2580 |
I'll take one order of enlightenment to-go, please. |
1.2797 |
0.05501 |
118 |
94 |
15 |
9 |
2581 |
Coat check? 8,000 miles down on your left. |
1.2797 |
0.04797 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
4 |
2582 |
The new tax reform made the enlightening business unsustainable. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
2583 |
Our special today is loaves and fishes. |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
2584 |
yes it's al fresco, but you want the next mountain top; that's casual dress |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
2585 |
Sorry, sport coat & tie only. Go figure. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
2586 |
nah Ellen don't work here no more and if you see that selfish bitch tell her you gotta tell people if you got herpes, fuck |
1.2797 |
0.05758 |
118 |
96 |
11 |
11 |
2587 |
Seeking divining, or fine dining? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
2588 |
I'm sorry, WiFi is for customers only. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
2589 |
You say you had a reservation for two, but you need to change that to a eulogy for one ? |
1.2787 |
0.04974 |
122 |
94 |
22 |
6 |
2590 |
I'm sorry, you should have made a reservation |
1.2784 |
0.05815 |
97 |
76 |
15 |
6 |
2591 |
Do you have a gluten-free menu? |
1.2784 |
0.05627 |
97 |
75 |
17 |
5 |
2592 |
Life has no meaning without a reservation. |
1.2784 |
0.05231 |
97 |
73 |
21 |
3 |
2593 |
While I wait to be seated, how did the Russians make me vote for Trump? |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2594 |
The road less traveled...to brunch |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
2595 |
The answer is small talk. What's the question? |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
2596 |
Reservations? Of course, but I climbed anyway. |
1.2783 |
0.04546 |
115 |
85 |
28 |
2 |
2597 |
Are there booths at the summit? |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
2598 |
I can't tell you the answer until your whole party arrives. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
2599 |
"As your spiritual adviser, I encourage you to press on". "As your host, you have a 40 minute wait". |
1.2783 |
0.04546 |
115 |
85 |
28 |
2 |
2600 |
Sorry, we only seat complete parties. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2601 |
I've achieved the level of monatizing. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2602 |
You’ll have to wait for your entire party to arrive. |
1.2783 |
0.05733 |
115 |
93 |
12 |
10 |
2603 |
I'm sorry. Restaurant Week is NEXT week. |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
2604 |
Sorry, no wisdom to impart, but do you want a free latte for your troubles? |
1.2783 |
0.04546 |
115 |
85 |
28 |
2 |
2605 |
Booked out for today, try again tomorrow? |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
2606 |
My advice would be to make a reservation and wear a jacket next time. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2607 |
You may ask me one question … |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2608 |
The coffee will lift your spirit but the WiFi is a fickle mistress. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2609 |
'I hope you take American Express'. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2610 |
Sorry son, we only take reservations two lives in advance. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2611 |
Study my teachings and you will shed the desire for a table. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
2612 |
I’ll be right back I forgot my wallet at base camp |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
2613 |
Let this be a lesson. I've given away your table because you are late and not all of your party are here. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
2614 |
The wait time depends on how slowly and reverently people drink their tea. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
2615 |
I'm sorry, but a jacket is required. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
2616 |
Sorry, sir, we don't do take out. |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
2617 |
But they called my name down in the Base Camp Espresso Martini Lounge.... |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2618 |
Is the rest of your party here? |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
2619 |
Don't ask. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2620 |
Welcome to the Karma Kafé, the fifth level of enlightenment. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2621 |
Happily I have the answer for you. Haute cuisine. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2622 |
Sorry, we don't accept climb ins for dinner. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
2623 |
I have found the coffeehouse experience enlightening. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2624 |
Do you know the way to San Jose? |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
2625 |
Sorry we don't get very many to go orders... talk to the bartender about 500 feet up to your left. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
2626 |
No. I'm sorry, but here you can't "just use the restroom." |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2627 |
First, my son, you must spend ten years listening to vapid conversations, or tweeting. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2628 |
You're doing it the hard way. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2629 |
Enlightenment is not on today's menu; but we do have some lovely specials. |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
2630 |
We offer four varieties of lattes, free wi-fi, and eternal enlightenment. |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
2631 |
Ya... I know I reserved a table for 2. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
2632 |
The wifi password is KaramKarmaKarmaKarmaKarmaChameleon1. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2633 |
This ledge is for business climbers. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
2634 |
They're out of tables so I'm sitting on the ground like a fucking animal. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
2635 |
Yes, you will find enlightenment, and also an awesome hot spot. |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
2636 |
I’ll be honest. The food’s not much but the atmosphere!... |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
2637 |
We can't seat you until your entire party is here |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
2638 |
Sorry, nothing until after 8:30 |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2639 |
We have a dress code. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2640 |
Right now the wait time is approximately three lives. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
2641 |
Cash only. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2642 |
If you want to know the meaning of life, order the double-smoked quail with artichoke puree. |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
2643 |
No, this is the Meaning of Life restaurant. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2644 |
Sorry, we're fully committed for the evening. |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
2645 |
It's true, the heart should have no reservations. And you're still going to need a reservation. |
1.2783 |
0.04546 |
115 |
85 |
28 |
2 |
2646 |
There’s an elevator! |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2647 |
Oh, and two dozen eggs, three loaves of bread and a pound of coffee would be great... |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2648 |
Sorry. The bathroom is only for disciples. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2649 |
The couple on the escarpment complained that the Chilean Sea Bass was cold. |
1.2783 |
0.04546 |
115 |
85 |
28 |
2 |
2650 |
The answer to life...no....but your wait time is twenty minutes. |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
2651 |
Sorry, we don't take hike-ins. |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
2652 |
Sorry, Ivanka said you weren't on the list. |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
2653 |
Coffee and Wi-Fi, that's all there is to life. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2654 |
Sure, mindfulness -- and chai lattes! |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
2655 |
I mean, I miss the solitude, but the poke bowl is just outstanding. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
2656 |
It's a Starbucks. Can I enlighten you on anything else? |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
2657 |
I hear this is the best place to make appeals for my "Go Fund Me" time off career path, personal self improvement project. May I come in? |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
2658 |
I'm sorry, sir; you need a reservation. |
1.2778 |
0.05556 |
108 |
85 |
16 |
7 |
2659 |
Is there a restroom key? |
1.2778 |
0.05398 |
108 |
84 |
18 |
6 |
2660 |
Without a reservation, I'm afraid only Zen seating is available. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
2661 |
I’m here for the Early Bird Special |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
2662 |
Didn’t I see you back in December sitting on a big green ball? |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
2663 |
We call it Karma, not reservation. |
1.2773 |
0.04762 |
119 |
90 |
25 |
4 |
2664 |
I'm in charge of the food for thought. |
1.2772 |
0.04899 |
101 |
75 |
24 |
2 |
2665 |
My secret? Warm the pot first. |
1.2768 |
0.04781 |
112 |
84 |
25 |
3 |
2666 |
I am Shawn. The Dolly Lama said to mention his name. |
1.2768 |
0.04947 |
112 |
85 |
23 |
4 |
2667 |
Yeah thanks.....I opened my first one on a molehill... |
1.2768 |
0.05262 |
112 |
87 |
19 |
6 |
2668 |
If you’re looking for a table, the wait times are mountainous. |
1.2768 |
0.05262 |
112 |
87 |
19 |
6 |
2669 |
Welcome to club "After Life". May I see your death certificate? |
1.2768 |
0.04781 |
112 |
84 |
25 |
3 |
2670 |
Either you have a reservation, or you'll need to update your GPS |
1.2768 |
0.05107 |
112 |
86 |
21 |
5 |
2671 |
Er, no, I don't have a reservation. |
1.2768 |
0.05107 |
112 |
86 |
21 |
5 |
2672 |
There's parking around in back, if you'd rather not walk... |
1.2764 |
0.05202 |
123 |
97 |
18 |
8 |
2673 |
Unfortunately, spiritual enlightenment requires an online reservation. |
1.2759 |
0.04834 |
116 |
88 |
24 |
4 |
2674 |
I need to cancel my reservation. |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
2675 |
Yes, this is Amazon Web Services! |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
2676 |
Will there be a second seating? |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
2677 |
Sorry, you're not wearing a tie. |
1.2759 |
0.05279 |
116 |
91 |
18 |
7 |
2678 |
Would you like the wifi password? |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
2679 |
So the Enlightenment meal...does that come with any sides? |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
2680 |
It's a new concept called "enlightened dining." |
1.2759 |
0.04513 |
116 |
86 |
28 |
2 |
2681 |
Sorry, but we require reservations. May I suggest our sister restaurant, Base Camp Cafe, you climbed right past it on your way here, do try their Mountain Goat, it's divine. |
1.2759 |
0.05279 |
116 |
91 |
18 |
7 |
2682 |
I’m sorry but we don’t take travelers checks |
1.2750 |
0.04728 |
120 |
91 |
25 |
4 |
2683 |
If it has to be Starbucks, keep climbing. |
1.2750 |
0.05016 |
120 |
93 |
21 |
6 |
2684 |
Yes, Buddhism is the correct religion. No, it’s still business casual. |
1.2750 |
0.04874 |
120 |
92 |
23 |
5 |
2685 |
Wisdom? No. Wi-fi? Definite yes. Turns out to be more important. |
1.2750 |
0.04728 |
120 |
91 |
25 |
4 |
2686 |
Come for the sage advice. Stay for the sage chai. |
1.2750 |
0.05153 |
120 |
94 |
19 |
7 |
2687 |
Why yes, we have WiFi |
1.2750 |
0.05016 |
120 |
93 |
21 |
6 |
2688 |
Welcome to Yogi's, where we provide the tips. |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
2689 |
I'm sorry. Do you have reservations? |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2690 |
Please remember to give us 5 stars on Yelp |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2691 |
Yes, you can attain a Wi-Fi connection on-high here. |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2692 |
Welcome to Salmon on the Mount - table for one? |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2693 |
Do you have reservations for Sir Edmund Hillary and Sherpa Tenzing? |
1.2743 |
0.04216 |
113 |
82 |
31 |
0 |
2694 |
Oh, you meant validate your parking? Sorry, I don't do that either. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
2695 |
Unfortunately, we're not wheelchair accessible yet. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2696 |
Welcome to ThinAirbnb |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
2697 |
There must have been a mistake... I made my reservation 3 months ago. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2698 |
No, I'm not Jerry Garcia - guess again. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
2699 |
I thought she was asking if I had reservations about climbing this high. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
2700 |
There’s a 15 minute wait |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2701 |
No, sorry, we don't. You'll have to go home and get a jacket and tie. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2702 |
Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2703 |
So many people come, I opened a restaurant. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
2704 |
The path to enlightenment is through dark roast. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2705 |
Truthfully it was the "food for thought" business model, after that it was just vertical integration. |
1.2743 |
0.04575 |
113 |
84 |
27 |
2 |
2706 |
You can't get enlightenment until April @2:30, but there's a seat at the bar. |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2707 |
Is this the meaning of life? |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2708 |
Who won the Superbowl? |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2709 |
Sorry, I can't seat you until your whole party is here. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
2710 |
Will there be a wait? |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2711 |
It's only for the highest one percent. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
2712 |
Sorry, we only take Apple Pay. |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2713 |
Welcome to the only Himalayan coffee shop with free wi-fi. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
2714 |
Is this what they mean by 'in the cloud'? |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2715 |
Do you seek enlightenment, or a table with a view? |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2716 |
Mirage Advertising. Two questions left. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2717 |
Sorry, High Tea is just finishing. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
2718 |
Hello, pickup order for Remnick. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2719 |
The only coffee you will find here is the coffee you bring. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2720 |
I have nothing but reservations. [italicize but] |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2721 |
No! Only Bitcoin. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2722 |
It’s a two hour wait |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
2723 |
For me, getting a good table IS the secret to life. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2724 |
The answer to your question will be at 9 - can we give you a seat at the bar? |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2725 |
Sorry, we can't seat you until the entire party arrives. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
2726 |
Your entire party must be present to be seated. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2727 |
You’re looking for the guy with the green exercise ball. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2728 |
I'm so sorry. We can only seat you if the full party survived the climb. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2729 |
I'm looking for a table with a scenic view |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
2730 |
Sorry, our rest room is only for dining customers. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
2731 |
We replaced the pearly gates with a 'virtual wall' because it seemed more humane. |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
2732 |
Actually, this is Enlattement, where people just act like they've got it all figured out. |
1.2743 |
0.04745 |
113 |
85 |
25 |
3 |
2733 |
Sorry, do you have a reservation? |
1.2743 |
0.04745 |
113 |
85 |
25 |
3 |
2734 |
Turns out, inner peace can be achieved with just the right ratio of home fries to coffee. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2735 |
I'm sorry, but no reason, no rationalism and no tie, no service. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
2736 |
Yes, there is wifi, but you can only ask for three hints for the password. |
1.2743 |
0.04575 |
113 |
84 |
27 |
2 |
2737 |
Do you do take away? |
1.2743 |
0.04745 |
113 |
85 |
25 |
3 |
2738 |
I'm sorry but we only take reservations. No hike-ins. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
2739 |
I'll hav |