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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We used to offer enlightenment. Then we discovered people really preferred brunch. 1.9779 0.00820 9165 2930 3508 2727
1 The path to true enlightenment is long and arduous. But you may wait at the bar. 1.9679 0.00803 9200 2882 3731 2587
2 Only you will truly know when your table is ready. 1.9560 0.00839 8766 2907 3338 2521
3 We don't have menus here. Everybody just gets what they deserve. 1.9429 0.00804 9660 3307 3598 2755
4 My son, we all have reservations. 1.9308 0.00816 9219 3170 3517 2532
5 The Meaning of Life? Oh, that's just the name of the restaurant. 1.9266 0.00808 9386 3243 3589 2554
6 I have a one o'clock reservation, last name is Miller but I'm no longer a party of four. 1.9172 0.00836 9450 3545 3142 2763
7 Welcome to the Deli Lama. 1.9054 0.00816 9754 3669 3339 2746
8 I know time is meaningless, but there is still a forty minute wait. 1.8947 0.00829 8433 2936 3449 2048
9 I can't seat you until you are fully present. 1.8940 0.00844 8877 3330 3158 2389
10 The journey is long, my son, but the wait is even longer. 1.8889 0.01304 3421 1206 1389 826
11 All who seek enlightenment are welcome, but the restroom is for patrons only. 1.8845 0.00919 7106 2590 2747 1769
12 No my son, you must come without reservations. 1.8686 0.00926 7037 2646 2670 1721
13 I can answer all the questions of the universe and all anyone wants to know is the Wi-Fi password. 1.8474 0.01333 3415 1336 1264 815
14 Enlightenment is on Thursdays. Today is Taco Tuesday. 1.8425 0.00861 8370 3358 2972 2040
15 I can validate your existence, but not your parking. 1.8298 0.00846 8222 3237 3147 1838
16 Interesting, you came up this way. Most people use the escalator on the other side... 1.8251 0.00983 6496 2707 2218 1571
17 Welcome to the Deli Lama. 1.8247 0.00865 8493 3575 2832 2086
18 Words of wisdom? Don't get the chicken salad. 1.8166 0.00894 7372 2973 2778 1621
19 I’m sorry we’re a little busy. Maybe try off-peak. 1.8092 0.00910 7231 2986 2639 1606
20 They had reservations. You have two more questions. 1.8014 0.00943 6767 2840 2431 1496
21 The secret of life is call ahead. 1.8004 0.01343 3281 1363 1210 708
22 The food's good, but the atmosphere's a little thin. 1.7971 0.00899 6988 2825 2756 1407
23 I hope you have a tie in that back pack. 1.7936 0.01067 5345 2290 1868 1187
24 Party of oneness? 1.7916 0.00921 7298 3178 2463 1657
25 Good luck getting a table. I've been waiting here forever. 1.7824 0.01098 5054 2209 1736 1109
26 No Wi-Fi but we have a direct connection to the cloud. 1.7736 0.01049 5416 2366 1910 1140
27 We cannot make change for your $20; change comes from within. 1.7717 0.01064 5278 2318 1847 1113
28 Enlightenment wasn't paying the bills, so we added a coffee shop. 1.7689 0.01025 5352 2265 2059 1028
29 We can seat you outside or inside, it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. 1.7618 0.00946 6760 3043 2284 1433
30 You can come down, he's not the president anymore. 1.7616 0.01075 5771 2776 1595 1400
31 Sorry, we only serve food for thought. 1.7611 0.00973 6102 2665 2230 1207
32 If you want kosher, try that place over on Mt Sinai. 1.7585 0.01043 5693 2615 1838 1240
33 I, too, had reservations. 1.7454 0.01113 4575 2028 1684 863
34 This is a non-prophet restaurant. 1.7440 0.00994 6023 2762 2041 1220
35 Would I be sitting here if a table were available? 1.7329 0.01504 2598 1203 886 509
36 I hope your journey was mostly spiritual---we're closing in ten minutes. 1.7274 0.01366 3004 1363 1097 544
37 The sound of one hand clapping brings enlightenment. Yet the same hand with a twenty gets you a table without a reservation 1.7057 0.01614 2297 1124 725 448
38 If I knew the meaning of life, would I be running this stupid restaurant? 1.7035 0.00992 6193 3077 1875 1241
39 Well, we were originally a party of four. 1.7032 0.01034 5505 2680 1779 1046
40 You know we deliver, right? 1.7001 0.01099 4878 2387 1567 924
41 Come for the meaning of life, stay for the tiramisu. 1.6980 0.01085 4752 2263 1661 828
42 The only time available is now. 1.6970 0.01101 4687 2256 1595 836
43 I’m sorry to hear about the avalanche, but I can’t seat you unless your entire party is here. 1.6958 0.01713 2071 1040 621 410
44 One day, I realized everyone was arriving hungry. 1.6797 0.01135 4384 2165 1458 761
45 Why, yes, my son. I am the one they call Zagat. 1.6786 0.01635 2237 1144 668 425
46 The food is good but it's mostly about the atmosphere. 1.6773 0.01154 3985 1907 1457 621
47 You health inspectors don't give up, do you? 1.6767 0.01286 3538 1791 1100 647
48 The truth? The truth is it's an hour wait. 1.6696 0.01168 4025 1989 1377 659
49 I'm sorry. Fridays are for social climbers only. 1.6668 0.01329 3208 1621 1035 552
50 No, no—you must let go of your reservations. 1.6650 0.01127 4442 2245 1440 757
51 I’m so sorry to hear that… It’ll just be a table for one then? 1.6622 0.01452 2732 1404 847 481
52 You’re thinking of a different Mile High Club. 1.6596 0.01255 3769 1978 1096 695
53 Take this pager and return to base camp. We'll call you when your table is ready. 1.6559 0.01235 3606 1826 1195 585
54 You’re just in time for How to Be Truly Happy Hour. 1.6536 0.01265 3490 1788 1123 579
55 Welcome to Enlightenment. Tonight's special is one with everything. 1.6495 0.01315 3261 1691 1022 548
56 The answer you seek is, yes, you need a reservation. 1.6481 0.02664 753 380 258 115
57 The wise man makes a reservation. 1.6465 0.01647 1884 932 686 266
58 "You think the climb was steep---wait'll you see the prices. 1.6435 0.01470 2645 1395 798 452
59 The table you seek is within you. 1.6413 0.01145 4305 2264 1321 720
60 Oh please. You have NOT been waiting an eternity for a table. 1.6319 0.01931 1440 749 472 219
61 Chanting or non-chanting? 1.6301 0.01450 2555 1333 834 388
62 The entrance is on the other side. 1.6234 0.01305 3423 1885 942 596
63 Fulfillment always comes with reservations. 1.6230 0.01575 2114 1103 705 306
64 Perhaps your reservation is for our other location. 1.6194 0.01284 3413 1857 998 558
65 I'm sorry, "Enlightenment" is one mountain over. This is the path to light refreshments. 1.6162 0.01341 2952 1567 951 434
66 we only serve food for thought. 1.6151 0.01377 2824 1508 895 421
67 The prices are steep too 1.6147 0.01329 2852 1479 993 380
68 I put your name down, if you want to climb back in an hour. 1.6136 0.02003 1250 648 437 165
69 Not until 9:30, and not without a jacket. I'm counting that as two questions. 1.6030 0.01721 1771 955 564 252
70 I'm sorry, but our bathrooms are for customers only. 1.6029 0.01470 2584 1438 734 412
71 Let me enlighten you - we're fully booked. 1.6024 0.01479 2372 1274 767 331
72 I'd like to make a reservation for a search party of five. 1.6018 0.02441 909 499 273 137
73 Bathrooms are for customers only 1.6000 0.02314 1055 593 291 171
74 The wait is eternal. 1.5990 0.01599 2085 1141 639 305
75 I don’t have the meaning of life but we have a chicken alfredo to die for. 1.5980 0.01751 1669 897 546 226
76 Member or social climber? 1.5957 0.01556 2236 1240 660 336
77 Since Google started answering all the questions, I was forced to sublease the plateau. 1.5944 0.01564 2187 1208 658 321
78 Table for oneness. 1.5905 0.01614 2093 1174 602 317
79 Reservation for two. She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes. 1.5899 0.02119 1307 761 321 225
80 Of course you have reservations, that's why we're all here. 1.5893 0.01598 1999 1089 642 268
81 The wait only seems to be eternal 1.5888 0.01603 2011 1103 632 276
82 Of course our seafood is fresh. Why do you ask? 1.5871 0.01767 1717 961 504 252
83 Yes, we validate. Are you inquiring about feelings or parking? 1.5859 0.01641 1886 1031 605 250
84 But... I thought the point was to have no reservations. 1.5851 0.01721 1745 963 543 239
85 I will grant you three dishes. 1.5847 0.02913 626 350 186 90
86 Enlightened or non-enlightened? 1.5831 0.02922 614 342 186 86
87 Forty-five minutes to an hour. You have two questions left. 1.5828 0.01673 1841 1018 573 250
88 Sorry, kosher is on mount Sinai. 1.5826 0.01746 1821 1044 493 284
89 We’re full, but one customer is nearing enlightenment. Can you wait half an hour? 1.5822 0.01727 1661 903 549 209
90 We won Best Restaurant by a landslide. 1.5803 0.01782 1706 970 482 254
91 There's no waiting if you live in the present. 1.5797 0.01736 1720 959 525 236
92 Enlightenment is free, but restrooms are for customers only. 1.5796 0.01710 1741 963 547 231
93 Sorry, we don't accept walk-ins 1.5775 0.02854 613 337 198 78
94 Could I see the "to go" menu? 1.5763 0.01770 1638 914 504 220
95 Enlightenment is overrated. However, the bouillabaisse... 1.5754 0.01746 1639 905 525 209
96 Sorry they misled you, we don’t take walk-ins. 1.5742 0.01905 1435 809 428 198
97 Sheldon. Mom wants you to come home. 1.5731 0.02204 1190 706 286 198
98 Something with a view? 1.5694 0.01838 1484 829 465 190
99 I don't know about the meaning of life; people come here mostly for the coffee. 1.5691 0.01821 1476 816 480 180
100 There will be a wait. It's peak time. 1.5683 0.01877 1457 824 438 195
101 What do you mean I made my reservation for your downtown location? 1.5681 0.02041 1285 741 358 186
102 Sorry sir, we're at peak capacity. 1.5677 0.01813 1455 798 488 169
103 Sorry, restrooms for customers only 1.5673 0.01945 1396 801 398 197
104 Chanting or non-chanting? 1.5621 0.01938 1313 737 414 162
105 Enlightened or non-enlightened? 1.5610 0.01961 1312 745 398 169
106 Is that for here, or to go! 1.5606 0.02498 808 459 245 104
107 Unfortunately, we don't seat incomplete parties; you must find yourself first. 1.5597 0.02027 1281 743 359 179
108 There are many paths, but only one has a lunch special. 1.5573 0.01967 1231 686 404 141
109 I see you’ve taken the road less traveled. 1.5556 0.02280 936 528 296 112
110 Sorry. Bathrooms for customers only. 1.5555 0.02128 1208 718 309 181
111 The secret to life? Always have reservations. 1.5527 0.02071 1147 653 354 140
112 You'll have to wait. It's our peak time. 1.5526 0.02395 856 487 265 104
113 Meditating or non-meditating? 1.5512 0.02145 1123 655 317 151
114 Table for oneness, please. 1.5503 0.02156 1123 659 310 154
115 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a reservation. 1.5498 0.02161 1115 654 309 152
116 Table for oneness. 1.5497 0.02189 1126 671 291 164
117 You swam the deepest rivers, you climbed the highest mountains but you neglected to make a reservation? 1.5484 0.02146 1094 634 320 140
118 Sorry we're booked. They had a gurupon. 1.5484 0.02146 1105 643 318 144
119 I can't just give you the wifi password ... You have to discover that for yourself. 1.5479 0.02134 1097 634 325 138
120 I’m sorry, we can’t seat you until all the members of your search party arrive. 1.5473 0.02155 1078 624 318 136
121 Can I stay here until the next election? 1.5467 0.02270 1070 647 261 162
122 Sorry, we're booked. You need a revelation. 1.5465 0.02260 1076 650 264 162
123 It’s peak season for us. 1.5455 0.02184 1054 613 307 134
124 Wisdom is for those without reservations, but dining is for those with reservations. 1.5455 0.02125 1054 599 335 120
125 Good morning, and welcome. I’ll be your maitre deity. 1.5445 0.02195 1034 600 305 129
126 Will you be just one with the universe, sir? 1.5429 0.02296 1002 598 264 140
127 Yes, I said you must approach life with no reservations. But that didn’t mean you don’t need to call ahead. 1.5424 0.02197 1014 586 306 122
128 I recommend the Ohmlette. 1.5411 0.02282 961 562 278 121
129 I'm sorry, the restrooms are only for guests. 1.5406 0.02261 997 588 279 130
130 True wisdom is making a reservation. 1.5398 0.02263 967 564 284 119
131 The owner of the blue Toyota in the parking lot left its lights on. 1.5398 0.02468 867 520 226 121
132 I'm sorry, the restroom is for customers only. 1.5396 0.02391 960 586 230 144
133 I used to do enlightenment, but coffee and free wifi turned out to be a bigger draw. 1.5396 0.02185 973 553 315 105
134 Will that be a table for oneness? 1.5395 0.02291 975 577 270 128
135 You must let go of your reservations. 1.5379 0.02340 963 579 250 134
136 The restrooms are for patrons only. 1.5357 0.02443 911 557 220 134
137 I had a reservation too. Now I have a beard. 1.5345 0.02394 913 550 238 125
138 It may be that your true Karma has led you here, but you still need a reservation. 1.5340 0.02383 809 462 262 85
139 Well, it's not "eternal happiness" ...but a martini at altitude always gives a nice little rush. 1.5333 0.02209 902 507 309 86
140 I'm sorry, social climbers only. 1.5330 0.02384 895 534 245 116
141 Sorry. No hats, shorts or sneakers. 1.5322 0.02329 885 516 267 102
142 No one could handle the truth, so I switched to offering comfort food. 1.5311 0.02422 853 507 239 107
143 You're in luck. A falling rock just opened up a table. 1.5300 0.02387 851 500 251 100
144 They used the elevator. 1.5300 0.02461 851 513 225 113
145 We all have reservations. 1.5297 0.02398 859 509 245 105
146 I’m sorry, we don’t accept walk-ins. 1.5271 0.02453 831 497 230 104
147 If I had a nickel for every time someone made that "High Tea" joke, I could afford some walls and a roof. 1.5269 0.03017 520 304 158 58
148 You should have called - we now deliver. 1.5266 0.02436 828 492 236 100
149 Existentially, we’re full. 1.5261 0.02399 823 482 249 92
150 Do you have a table for Tao? 1.5257 0.02465 818 489 228 101
151 Light lunch: $35. Enlightened lunch: priceless. 1.5252 0.02427 813 479 241 93
152 Sorry, I’d have to move mountains to get you a table. 1.5252 0.02494 813 490 219 104
153 Yes I can provide you with the truth, but everyone is happier with the 16oz ribeye and roasted red potatoes. Your call. 1.5252 0.02410 815 478 246 91
154 Never mind the meaning of life. Would you like to hear about our specials? 1.5252 0.02410 815 478 246 91
155 A table for om, please. 1.5250 0.02450 819 488 232 99
156 Only you can seat yourself 1.5246 0.02424 814 480 241 93
157 I'm sorry you have reservations. You have to let go of them and just believe. 1.5233 0.02537 795 483 208 104
158 When the time is right, your table will appear. 1.5232 0.02488 797 477 223 97
159 I do have one table left, but it's at ground level. 1.5228 0.02556 790 482 203 105
160 You could wait at the bar...but it's a half-day climb. 1.5227 0.02532 792 480 210 102
161 No, "Nirvana" is up the next mountain on the right. 1.5222 0.02512 787 473 217 97
162 The food is great, but there’s little atmosphere. 1.5213 0.02553 773 468 207 98
163 Sorry, jacket and tie only. 1.5209 0.02562 764 462 206 96
164 I'm not so sure about the meaning of life, but I have learned the wisdom of calling ahead for a table. 1.5197 0.02471 762 448 232 82
165 If you have reservations, then you're just not ready. 1.5186 0.02622 754 464 189 101
166 Sorry, but we don’t take climb-ins. 1.5180 0.02580 749 454 202 93
167 Table for oneness, please. 1.5175 0.02558 744 447 209 88
168 Make me one with everything. 1.5167 0.02647 747 463 182 102
169 You must have no reservations. 1.5162 0.02556 742 446 209 87
170 Unfortunately I can't seat you until your entire search party arrives. 1.5162 0.02613 742 454 193 95
171 A word of wisdom: reservation. 1.5156 0.02624 735 450 191 94
172 No sherpa, no service. 1.5156 0.02591 737 447 200 90
173 There's a dress code? 1.5154 0.02623 714 432 196 86
174 If I can't get a table, what makes you think you can? 1.5149 0.02694 705 434 179 92
175 Expect a wait of between fifteen minutes and eternity. 1.5140 0.02570 714 426 209 79
176 First you must overcome your lack of reservations 1.5140 0.02595 716 431 202 83
177 we only serve food for thought. 1.5134 0.02682 709 437 180 92
178 To be seated, you have to know the sound of one hand pocketing a twenty. 1.5129 0.02775 700 442 157 101
179 Peace, tranquility, coffee and no Trump news...it's worth the climb! 1.5115 0.02703 694 428 177 89
180 You seek wisdom without reservation, which on a Saturday night, is just nuts. 1.5102 0.02686 684 418 183 83
181 There's no right answer, but I like the ribeye. 1.5096 0.02676 679 413 186 80
182 They let you contemplate existence, but you gotta order something. 1.5095 0.02626 685 412 197 76
183 We can’t seat you until your whole expedition has arrived. 1.5089 0.02691 674 411 183 80
184 To find the wifi password, look inside yourself. 1.5089 0.02701 676 414 180 82
185 Something with a view? 1.5061 0.02672 652 392 190 70
186 Sorry, our restrooms are for patrons only. 1.5040 0.02834 629 392 157 80
187 Search party of one, please. 1.5031 0.02784 636 393 166 77
188 The restrooms are for customers only. 1.5016 0.02818 612 377 163 72
189 The wait for nirvana is 10,000 years. I can seat you at the bar now. 1.5016 0.02759 624 381 173 70
190 The bathroom is only for customers 1.5016 0.02853 626 393 152 81
191 Sorry - we don’t take walk-ins. 1.5008 0.02841 619 386 156 77
192 Enlightenment comes with reservations. 1.5000 0.02770 612 373 172 67
193 We're completely booked. It's the high season. 1.4992 0.02745 605 365 178 62
194 Sorry, bathrooms are for customers only. 1.4983 0.02884 604 379 149 76
195 Its not about getting a table ,Its about the journey 1.4983 0.02738 604 364 179 61
196 Gimme 15 minutes. I have a party of two that's just learning to accept their impermanence at table three. 1.4983 0.02748 604 365 177 62
197 Your reservation is for tomorrow 1.4975 0.02883 599 375 150 74
198 You do know that you could have just parked out front. 1.4966 0.02872 594 370 153 71
199 You should have called ahead. I’m not a mind reader. 1.4966 0.02771 594 360 173 61
200 Table for Tao? 1.4966 0.02938 592 375 140 77
201 It's about a 15-minute wait. You have two more questions. 1.4966 0.02846 590 364 159 67
202 Are all your ingredients local? 1.4966 0.02906 590 370 147 73
203 A step towards enlightenment, is to always book ahead. 1.4958 0.02996 476 282 152 42
204 The restroom is for customers only. 1.4948 0.02966 582 370 136 76
205 I'm sorry. No shorts. No exceptions. 1.4940 0.02882 583 363 152 68
206 Tell me you brought some weed. 1.4930 0.03023 570 366 127 77
207 It could be a while. We are at our peak. 1.4930 0.02786 568 342 172 54
208 Since I added wi-fi, no one cares about the meaning of life. 1.4930 0.02797 568 343 170 55
209 I got a text that my table is ready. 1.4930 0.02969 568 359 138 71
210 Hi, we're looking for a unique site wedding venue that might shrink the guest list. 1.4921 0.02870 569 351 156 62
211 Well of course. Don’t we all have reservations? 1.4910 0.02996 556 352 135 69
212 I'm sorry, sir, your 7:30 reservation is for tomorrow. 1.4908 0.03056 544 347 127 70
213 Of course Enlightenment is a cafe. What did you think it would be? 1.4901 0.02945 555 347 144 64
214 Hungry for meaning, or just hungry? 1.4901 0.02878 555 341 156 58
215 Welcome. Enlightenment for one? 1.4900 0.02836 551 334 164 53
216 This is food for thought--enlightenment is three summits to the left. 1.4891 0.03040 548 350 128 70
217 We're known for our atmosphere. 1.4890 0.02889 546 335 155 56
218 The wait time? I’ve achieved nirvana and am still waiting for a table 1.4890 0.02955 544 339 144 61
219 I come to you without any reservations. 1.4888 0.02905 536 328 154 54
220 Kitchen just closed. 1.4888 0.02972 534 332 143 59
221 Our specialty today is transcendental vegetation. 1.4881 0.02974 545 342 140 63
222 The wait is eternal. 1.4880 0.02897 541 332 154 55
223 Did you say 'namaste' or 'no more steak' ?? 1.4880 0.02979 541 339 140 62
224 I'll let you use the rest room, if you tell me who won the Super bowl 1.4880 0.03091 541 349 120 72
225 No, this is Everett's. 1.4871 0.03098 542 351 118 73
226 The path to enlightenment has a forty-five minute wait. 1.4869 0.02924 534 329 150 55
227 Of course our yak is free-range. 1.4866 0.03014 524 328 137 59
228 Sorry, but the restrooms are for customers only. 1.4861 0.03259 469 299 112 58
229 Today's special is food for thought. 1.4858 0.02944 529 327 147 55
230 Waiting IS the experience. 1.4855 0.02944 517 317 149 51
231 Bathrooms are for customers only 1.4835 0.03101 515 329 123 63
232 Enlightenment comes with a two drink minimum. 1.4832 0.02967 505 310 146 49
233 Sorry, no public restrooms. 1.4825 0.03130 514 331 118 65
234 I'm sorry, restrooms are for customers only. 1.4825 0.03081 514 327 126 61
235 Remember, you are at 20,000 feet -- we are probably a hallucination. 1.4825 0.02981 514 319 142 53
236 You could try our restaurant at base camp; it has a lot more atmosphere. 1.4824 0.03036 510 320 134 56
237 I have discovered through the centuries that the best advice is to make a reservation. 1.4824 0.03062 510 322 130 58
238 Many make the journey with reservations. 1.4824 0.03062 510 322 130 58
239 Wisdom is for those without reservations, but dining is for those with reservations. 1.4824 0.03036 510 320 134 56
240 Your entire party must be here before we can seat you. 1.4813 0.03079 509 323 127 59
241 Umm...it's now just a table for one. 1.4812 0.03122 505 323 121 61
242 This the new Tibetan restaurant. The meaning of life is on the next mountain. 1.4799 0.03090 498 315 127 56
243 There's an oxygen bar on the next level up. 1.4790 0.03019 499 311 137 51
244 I'm sorry but we no longer accept Karma. 1.4782 0.03211 481 310 112 59
245 ‘EXISTENTIAL or NON-EXISTENTIAL?’ 1.4776 0.03113 490 311 124 55
246 Just to Enlighten you ... we have an Elevator. 1.4776 0.03167 490 315 116 59
247 Would you like to see a list of today's special insights? 1.4775 0.02985 488 300 143 45
248 Simple, my son. Once the Beatles left, I had to make ends meet. 1.4769 0.02995 476 291 143 42
249 Of course I have reservations, but here I am. 1.4761 0.03044 481 299 135 47
250 Here you will learn waitfulness. 1.4761 0.02899 481 289 155 37
251 I'm sorry, but the restroom is for customer use only. 1.4754 0.03212 467 299 114 54
252 I’ll have a table ready for you as soon as you’ve found yourself. 1.4748 0.03096 476 299 128 49
253 Meaning of life? No. But I can tell you the password for our free Wi-Fi. 1.4736 0.03007 473 291 140 42
254 It's not what I expected either. 1.4735 0.03076 471 294 131 46
255 I'm sorry. Your reservation is for K2. This is Mount Everest. 1.4733 0.03158 469 298 120 51
256 I'm sorry, but the restroom is for customer use only. 1.4722 0.03249 468 304 107 57
257 James. Search party of one. 1.4717 0.03128 460 289 125 46
258 A wise man would've made a reservation. 1.4713 0.03389 418 269 101 48
259 Sorry, we're closed for a private event tonight. 1.4711 0.03271 450 290 108 52
260 Sorry. The vegan place is one mountain peak over. 1.4707 0.03256 461 299 107 55
261 Sorry, we don’t allow walk-ups. 1.4705 0.03248 457 295 109 53
262 Can you announce that the red Jag's headlights are on? 1.4703 0.03183 455 289 118 48
263 The secret to happiness? Early reservations. 1.4702 0.03132 453 284 125 44
264 Sorry, I gave away your table, you’re two hours late…we’re on Mountain time. 1.4689 0.03224 450 288 113 49
265 Nowadays, everything happens in the cloud. 1.4689 0.03224 450 288 113 49
266 Sorry, I'm afraid the restroom is for customers only. 1.4674 0.03282 445 288 106 51
267 You are on the right path but your search for public rest rooms does not end here. 1.4674 0.03188 445 282 118 45
268 I’m sorry. I cannot enlighten you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4671 0.03225 441 281 114 46
269 Did you guys find a blue Mets hat I left here last week? 1.4671 0.03241 441 282 112 47
270 One,with a view. 1.4671 0.03781 304 190 86 28
271 I'm sorry sir, but the restrooms are for customer use only 1.4658 0.03336 438 286 100 52
272 We can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4658 0.03240 438 280 112 46
273 They come for enlightenment but stay for the coffee. 1.4658 0.03041 438 268 136 34
274 The reservations you seek have been inside you all along 1.4656 0.03152 436 273 123 40
275 Do you take Discover card? 1.4651 0.03248 415 261 115 39
276 Welcome to the Hard Rock Café. 1.4650 0.03428 400 258 98 44
277 I'm sorry, it appears your reservation is for our location in Nepal. 1.4640 0.03278 431 277 108 46
278 Of course it's mountain grown! 1.4640 0.03229 431 274 114 43
279 We can only seat you when the rest of your party ascends. 1.4639 0.03256 429 274 111 44
280 you're just in time for high tea. 1.4637 0.03216 427 270 116 41
281 Is it a table that you seek? 1.4637 0.03301 427 275 106 46
282 Sorry - restrooms are for customers only. 1.4619 0.03374 420 274 98 48
283 I’m afraid we’re all out of enlightenment, but we do still have a little insight. 1.4619 0.03219 420 265 116 39
284 We offer food for thought. 1.4619 0.03237 420 266 114 40
285 I had a table for four but I'm the only one who made it. 1.4619 0.03272 420 268 110 42
286 She's parking. 1.4614 0.03376 414 269 99 46
287 We serve food for thought. 1.4612 0.03246 412 260 114 38
288 The Sherpa's Pie comes highly recommended. 1.4608 0.03196 421 265 118 38
289 And then I thought, "Sure I know the meaning of life but, how can I capitalize on that?" 1.4602 0.03335 415 268 103 44
290 I found just offering spiritual messages wasn’t bringing in the crowds 1.4602 0.03174 415 259 121 35
291 And all this time I thought it was lonely at the top. 1.4602 0.03370 415 270 99 46
292 You don't need a reservation, because existentially, there is no you. 1.4602 0.03455 415 275 89 51
293 Unfortunately, the reservation will now only be for one. 1.4599 0.03376 411 267 99 45
294 Sorry, we're closed for a private event. 1.4591 0.03389 403 261 99 43
295 Sorry. You’re 10 minutes late. We canceled your reservation. 1.4579 0.03437 404 265 93 46
296 Let me guess: the Mile High Club isn’t what you thought 1.4566 0.03406 403 263 96 44
297 But I thought not having any reservations was the point! 1.4566 0.03333 403 259 104 40
298 No menu, but we have whatever you’re looking for. 1.4566 0.03182 403 251 120 32
299 We only serve social climbers. 1.4566 0.03583 403 273 76 54
300 You must discover your own truth. I can only guide you to your table. 1.4564 0.03364 401 259 101 41
301 It's my restaurant. You have two more questions. 1.4559 0.03312 397 253 107 37
302 Right now, the wait is Eternal. 1.4548 0.03252 387 242 114 31
303 Hello and welcome to Heaven’s Cafe. You are either dead or a really good climber. 1.4545 0.03057 396 240 132 24
304 I'm sorry--we don't accept climb-ins. 1.4543 0.03291 394 250 109 35
305 The wait is an eternity. 1.4543 0.03438 383 248 96 39
306 So you're saying I do have to go back and get the actual parking ticket before you can validate? 1.4541 0.03243 392 246 114 32
307 I can't seat you until your search party arrives. 1.4541 0.03322 392 250 106 36
308 You better hurry, Happiness Hour ends in twenty minutes. 1.4521 0.03274 376 235 112 29
309 Not in lederhosen you're not. 1.4514 0.03649 350 230 82 38
310 Nothingness. Nothingness is the Wi-Fi password. 1.4509 0.03395 377 242 100 35
311 Hi, I'm here for high tea. 1.4503 0.03423 382 248 96 38
312 Party of one? Sir our philosophy is that we're *all* one. But it'll still be a twenty-minute wait. 1.4500 0.03476 380 249 91 40
313 Sorry, the bathroom is for customers only. 1.4500 0.03516 380 251 87 42
314 Sorry Sir, the bathroom is for customers only. 1.4496 0.03669 367 247 75 45
315 Donner, party of...one 1.4495 0.03700 376 257 69 50
316 Grande Enlightenment? For here or to go? 1.4495 0.03421 376 243 97 36
317 I'm picking up an order to go. 1.4495 0.03543 376 249 85 42
318 High Tea is our specialty. 1.4492 0.03285 374 235 110 29
319 No. Just a burger and fries. I’ve already found the meaning of life. 1.4492 0.03434 374 242 96 36
320 Can you make me one with everything? 1.4492 0.03637 374 252 76 46
321 How can you not take walk-ins? 1.4492 0.03392 374 240 100 34
322 The Shangri-lattes are actually pretty good. 1.4485 0.03360 379 243 102 34
323 We're only taking applications online. 1.4480 0.03385 375 241 100 34
324 Welcome to the Falling Rock Cafe. A table should be opening up any minute. 1.4477 0.03503 373 245 89 39
325 Today we have a special eight-course fasting menu. 1.4477 0.03334 373 237 105 31
326 I'm sorry, but your entire party must be present in the moment before you can be seated." 1.4474 0.03537 371 245 86 40
327 I need to change my reservation from four people to one. 1.4474 0.03411 371 239 98 34
328 There is no better companion than solitude, nonetheless your entire party must be present to be seated. 1.4474 0.03411 371 239 98 34
329 Enlightenment for one? 1.4474 0.03557 371 246 84 41
330 Sorry, the rest of my party is belayed. 1.4474 0.03598 371 248 80 43
331 Yes, you've reached enlightenment. Do you have a reservation? 1.4474 0.03557 371 246 84 41
332 Table for Tao? 1.4474 0.03496 371 243 90 38
333 We can only seat you in the present. 1.4472 0.03418 360 230 99 31
334 Congratulations you've reached enlightenment. Unfortunately, we're booked through March. 1.4472 0.03467 369 240 93 36
335 Seriously? You don't have ANY vegan options? 1.4469 0.03350 367 233 104 30
336 I'm sorry sir, no climb-ins. 1.4469 0.03437 367 237 96 34
337 A table with a view, please. 1.4469 0.03502 367 240 90 37
338 It’s nouveau Himalayan farm to table fare with a twist. 1.4469 0.03327 367 232 106 29
339 Sorry, our barista is off today but we do have instant karma. 1.4457 0.03514 359 234 90 35
340 How many reincarnations until I get a seat? 1.4453 0.03488 375 247 89 39
341 Reservations are mandatory, yet unnecessary. 1.4451 0.03669 364 246 74 44
342 Carry out? 1.4451 0.03368 364 232 102 30
343 I'm sorry, but I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.4451 0.03522 364 239 88 37
344 "The restrooms are around back...Him-alayas for men; Her-alayas for women. 1.4451 0.03413 364 234 98 32
345 We all have reservations. 1.4451 0.03543 364 240 86 38
346 Beats me pal. I've been waiting for a table for a long time. 1.4451 0.03500 364 238 90 36
347 I thought the point was to have no reservations? 1.4448 0.03358 362 230 103 29
348 If you have reservations, you do not belong here, my son. 1.4444 0.03550 360 237 86 37
349 Take a hike. 1.4444 0.03636 360 241 78 41
350 the new owners were generous enough to keep me on as a greeter 1.4444 0.03384 351 222 102 27
351 Table with a view? 1.4444 0.03462 360 233 94 33
352 First you must free yourself from want. Then you can have a table. 1.4441 0.03291 358 224 109 25
353 Let me enlighten you - we're fully booked and the wait list is full. 1.4434 0.03642 309 197 87 25
354 Meditating or non-meditating? 1.4432 0.03353 352 222 104 26
355 Sorry, the bathrooms are for paying customers only 1.4426 0.03764 357 245 66 46
356 I am sorry to inform you, but we are booked until the end of time. 1.4426 0.03680 357 241 74 42
357 Sorry. We only accept social climbers. 1.4426 0.03680 357 241 74 42
358 I didn't have a reservation either. It's a long wait. 1.4423 0.03541 355 233 87 35
359 Excuse me, are you the Mântra d’ ? 1.4423 0.03541 355 233 87 35
360 Trust me....you’ll know when your table is available.... 1.4422 0.03417 346 220 99 27
361 Party of oneness? 1.4419 0.03600 353 234 82 37
362 You should have booked, it's peak time. 1.4416 0.03593 351 232 83 36
363 May I see your take out menu. 1.4416 0.03524 351 229 89 33
364 The seeker without reservations is unready. 1.4416 0.03524 351 229 89 33
365 Does the gentleman have a tie? 1.4415 0.03542 342 222 89 31
366 What? There's an elevator! 1.4415 0.03638 342 226 81 35
367 You're late. 1.4412 0.03629 340 224 82 34
368 The secret is to get here early. 1.4401 0.03782 309 203 76 30
369 Perhaps next time you'll seek the inner wisdom of making a reservation? 1.4397 0.03568 348 229 85 34
370 What is the sound of one guest waiting? 1.4397 0.03474 348 225 93 30
371 Nobody is answering your phone. I just wanted to cancel my reservation. 1.4393 0.03536 346 226 88 32
372 How did you hear about us? 1.4392 0.03794 337 229 68 40
373 Are you seeking wisdom or breakfast? 1.4386 0.03467 342 220 94 28
374 Yes. We only use Himalayan salt. 1.4386 0.03492 342 221 92 29
375 Enlightenment is the next peak. This is the café area. 1.4386 0.03565 342 224 86 32
376 I have a table available at 10,000 feet. 1.4370 0.03572 341 224 85 32
377 Yes, we have wi-fi. 1.4366 0.03611 339 224 82 33
378 we specialize in haute cuisine . 1.4366 0.03513 339 220 90 29
379 I'm sorry but we do not take walk-ins. 1.4366 0.03753 339 230 70 39
380 A reservation about what? 1.4366 0.03753 339 230 70 39
381 Could I have a brownie to go? Inner piece please. 1.4366 0.03776 339 231 68 40
382 We can’t seat you until your entire party arrives! 1.4366 0.03611 339 224 82 33
383 About a 15 minute wait. You get 2 more questions. 1.4362 0.03722 337 227 73 37
384 Larry, can you break character for five seconds and respond if you're bowling with us tonight? 1.4358 0.03714 335 225 74 36
385 They told me the food here was divine. 1.4354 0.03480 333 214 93 26
386 Please use the entrance located on the other side of the mountain. 1.4338 0.03772 325 219 71 35
387 The secret? The secret! Location! Location! Location! 1.4333 0.03655 330 219 79 32
388 Do you have a table with a view? 1.4333 0.03527 330 214 89 27
389 Most people just use the valet parking. 1.4333 0.03474 330 212 93 25
390 True enlightenment comes with an 18 percent surcharge. 1.4330 0.03886 291 193 70 28
391 Finally, I ate the right mushrooms! 1.4329 0.03746 328 221 72 35
392 Why didn't you take the elevator, like everyone else? 1.4329 0.03721 328 220 74 34
393 I yodeled my reservation. 1.4321 0.03677 324 215 78 31
394 Seriously?!? I looked like you when I started waiting for a table. 1.4321 0.03754 324 218 72 34
395 If you can hang on another minute, our sherpa will be able to seat you. 1.4321 0.03518 324 209 90 25
396 I'm sorry, Sir, we can't seat you until all members of your search party have arrived. 1.4321 0.03754 324 218 72 34
397 The wifi code is: ooooooom. 1.4321 0.03598 324 212 84 28
398 We have free wifi but inner peace is extra. 1.4321 0.03703 324 216 76 32
399 If you have reservations you’re in the wrong place. 1.4321 0.03435 324 206 96 22
400 Look within and you will find that you already know the Wi-Fi password. 1.4317 0.03450 322 205 95 22
401 Mindfulness was last year's trend. We focus on omega-3's. 1.4299 0.03512 321 207 90 24
402 Your reservation is for tomorrow evening. 1.4299 0.03830 321 219 66 36
403 I’m sorry, your reservation is for NEXT Thursday. 1.4299 0.03930 321 223 58 40
404 I'm the maitre d'eity. Do you have a reservation? 1.4299 0.03621 321 211 82 28
405 Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4299 0.03804 321 218 68 35
406 I can't seat you until all of your party is here. 1.4295 0.03668 305 199 81 25
407 You must leave behind all reservations. 1.4295 0.03796 319 216 69 34
408 True wisdom involves making a reservation well in advance 1.4295 0.03637 319 210 81 28
409 Total Enlightenment for one please. 1.4295 0.03744 319 214 73 32
410 I need to change my reservation from two to one. 1.4286 0.03696 315 209 77 29
411 Sorry, but even offpeak, reservations are required. 1.4286 0.03471 315 201 93 21
412 Welcome to the Karma Cafe, where you get your just desserts! 1.4286 0.03840 308 208 68 32
413 The secret to life - who knows. The secret to getting a reservation is $20. 1.4281 0.03657 313 206 80 27
414 you're just in time for high tea. 1.4281 0.03795 313 211 70 32
415 My advice for a long and happy life is to not order the crabcakes. 1.4281 0.03685 313 207 78 28
416 I’m not sure about the meaning of life, but, the salmon en croute is to die for. 1.4281 0.03768 313 210 72 31
417 Yes, my son. The secret of life is to make a reservation. 1.4276 0.03616 304 197 84 23
418 Restrooms are for patrons only. 1.4276 0.03791 304 203 72 29
419 Nope, stir-fry and wi-fi. Enlightenment is two mountains to your right. 1.4276 0.03799 290 191 74 25
420 Yes, we have free Wi-Fi. You can ask two more questions. 1.4263 0.04014 312 219 53 40
421 Come back when you have no reservations. 1.4263 0.03720 312 208 75 29
422 I'm afraid you can't be seated until the rest of your party arrives. 1.4263 0.03665 312 206 79 27
423 The oxygen bar is just around the back 1.4263 0.03748 312 209 73 30
424 Sorry, serenity is for customers only. 1.4263 0.03748 312 209 73 30
425 You have to achieve inner peace...and have a reservation 1.4263 0.03521 312 201 89 22
426 I’m sorry, this place is strictly for social climbers. 1.4263 0.03830 312 212 67 33
427 Do you have a table for Tao? 1.4258 0.03709 310 206 76 28
428 I reserved a table for zen 1.4258 0.03820 310 210 68 32
429 I can not seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4258 0.03928 310 214 60 36
430 No, the Oracle is one peak over. This is Nirvana. 1.4258 0.03737 310 207 74 29
431 I’m here to pick up an order. 1.4258 0.03737 310 207 74 29
432 I'm afraid a couple members of our party have dropped out. 1.4253 0.03698 308 204 77 27
433 I'm sorry, your reservation appears to have been made at our other location. 1.4253 0.03810 308 208 69 31
434 About 30 minutes. You have two more questions. 1.4253 0.03893 308 211 63 34
435 Welcome to The Terrace. My name is Bob and I'll be your guru today. 1.4253 0.03669 308 203 79 26
436 It's an upscale restaurant. 1.4248 0.03714 306 203 76 27
437 You want some wisdom, here's some wisdom: make a reservation in advance. 1.4243 0.03673 304 200 79 25
438 Welcome. Today’s special is Food for Thought. 1.4243 0.03761 304 203 73 28
439 True enlightenment is instantaneous, but a seating is two weeks in advance. 1.4243 0.03732 304 202 75 27
440 Open your mind and a table will follow. 1.4243 0.03761 304 203 73 28
441 You want mountain grown coffee, we got mountain grown coffee. 1.4243 0.03613 304 198 83 23
442 Smith, party of zen. 1.4243 0.03846 304 206 67 31
443 Nothing available on this floor but we have tables open on a higher plane. 1.4219 0.03815 301 203 69 29
444 Do you do take out? 1.4218 0.03850 294 198 68 28
445 Everybody here is already high. 1.4218 0.03850 294 198 68 28
446 When are your peak hours? 1.4214 0.03714 299 198 76 25
447 Because these days coffee sells better than wisdom. 1.4209 0.03881 297 202 65 30
448 Ohming or non-ohming? 1.4209 0.03881 297 202 65 30
449 I'm afraid I can't seat you until the rest of your party summits. 1.4209 0.03792 297 199 71 27
450 The "meaning of life" sounded so much better than "catch of the day." 1.4203 0.03779 295 197 72 26
451 Live life without reservations - but don't complain about the wait. 1.4203 0.03592 295 191 84 20
452 I really don't know the meaning of life, but I do know you need a tie and jacket to get in here. 1.4203 0.03624 295 192 82 21
453 The question isn't WHAT is the wifi password, but WHY. 1.4198 0.03797 293 196 71 26
454 Come for the advice, stay for dinner. 1.4198 0.03640 293 191 81 21
455 The reservation you seek lies within you 1.4198 0.03797 293 196 71 26
456 Or is it the reservation that has you? 1.4198 0.03735 293 194 75 24
457 We added food to make the advice more palatable. 1.4198 0.03766 293 195 73 25
458 Get in line, buddy... I've been waiting 27 years for a table at this place. 1.4198 0.03918 293 200 63 30
459 Welcome to Shangri-Latte. 1.4195 0.03870 298 203 65 30
460 Let me enlighten you--try calling ahead next time. 1.4192 0.03657 291 190 80 21
461 Could i have a slice of pie to go? Inner piece please 1.4192 0.03657 291 190 80 21
462 The wait for the next table will be an eternity... 1.4192 0.03815 291 195 70 26
463 There is no shortage of tables - there is however a shortage of worthy patrons. 1.4181 0.03591 287 185 84 18
464 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire party is present. 1.4179 0.03921 280 189 65 26
465 What is the sound of no seats available? 1.4172 0.03976 290 200 59 31
466 How else was I supposed to make a living with a major in philosophy? 1.4172 0.03760 290 193 73 24
467 The restroom is for customers only. 1.4172 0.04036 290 202 55 33
468 Name’s Brown, I have a revelation for 7:30. 1.4172 0.03760 290 193 73 24
469 Yes, I have reservations, but I came anyway 1.4172 0.03946 290 199 61 30
470 I'm sorry, your reservation was for our other location. 1.4172 0.03916 290 198 63 29
471 The food is good but the prices are a little steep. 1.4172 0.03696 290 191 77 22
472 Of course I have reservations, but I came anyway. 1.4170 0.03923 283 192 64 27
473 Well, I'll be damned! Look who just showed up out of thin air! 1.4167 0.03904 288 196 64 28
474 We'll be happy to seat you once your entire party has arrived. 1.4167 0.03842 288 194 68 26
475 About half an hour. You can wait at the bar if you don't mind the climb. 1.4167 0.03966 288 198 60 30
476 There is wisdom in calling ahead. 1.4167 0.03746 288 191 74 23
477 You see? The wifi password was inside you all along. 1.4167 0.03873 288 195 66 27
478 I see no reservations in your future. 1.4167 0.03810 288 193 70 25
479 I'm from Starbucks. We would like to buy you out. 1.4164 0.03974 281 192 61 28
480 As you travel through life, it's good to have reservations. 1.4161 0.03665 286 187 79 20
481 Unfortunately, I’m unable to grant you eternal wisdom until the rest of your party arrives. 1.4161 0.03829 286 192 69 25
482 Nirvana ? Next peak over. This is the Enlightenment Cafe. 1.4161 0.03861 286 193 67 26
483 Like you, I set out confident, determined, and without reservation. We are both fools. 1.4161 0.03892 286 194 65 27
484 Is the fish fresh? 1.4161 0.03797 286 191 71 24
485 Pick up for Jerry? 1.4161 0.04077 286 200 53 33
486 Yes, we have a dress code. You get two more questions. 1.4155 0.03943 284 194 62 28
487 Can I see a menu first? 1.4155 0.03912 284 193 64 27
488 I originally reserved a table for 3 but...well, you know how that goes, right? 1.4155 0.03682 284 186 78 20
489 The current wait time for a table is infinitesimally short and yet eternal. 1.4155 0.04037 284 197 56 31
490 I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.4152 0.03800 289 194 70 25
491 These people made reservations one past life in advance 1.4149 0.03963 282 193 61 28
492 Is that to stay or to go? 1.4149 0.03734 282 186 75 21
493 So, enlightenment for one then. 1.4149 0.03801 282 188 71 23
494 No, we’re showing that you’ve booked a table for Tuesday of NEXT week. 1.4149 0.03899 282 191 65 26
495 If you have a reservation you're not ready. 1.4149 0.03995 282 194 59 29
496 I'm sorry we don't take walk ups." 1.4149 0.03834 282 189 69 24
497 The food is good, if you don't mind the steep prices. 1.4149 0.03834 282 189 69 24
498 The answer has always been coffee. 1.4134 0.03757 283 188 73 22
499 They’re having breakfast. You have two more questions. 1.4124 0.03876 274 184 67 23
500 Would it be ok if I just use your restroom? 1.4122 0.03992 279 192 59 28
501 So sorry for your loss,but we don't seat incomplete parties. 1.4122 0.04024 279 193 57 29
502 Every million years a little bird comes to the mountain and carries away in its beak a tiny grain of sand. When the mountain is leveled, not one instant of eternity will have ended, but we'll be able to seat you. 1.4122 0.03992 279 192 59 28
503 No reservation, no secret to life. 1.4122 0.03655 279 182 79 18
504 If you are seeking a connection with the universe, I can give you the wifi password. 1.4116 0.03947 277 189 62 26
505 Feel free to hangout and I'll seat you when your search party of 4 arrives. 1.4116 0.03980 277 190 60 27
506 Bathroom for customers only. 1.4116 0.03980 277 190 60 27
507 All answers can be found with the purchase of a large cappuccino 1.4116 0.03707 277 182 76 19
508 We're having dinner. You have two more questions. 1.4116 0.03947 277 189 62 26
509 Do you have reservations, spiritual or otherwise? 1.4116 0.03672 277 181 78 18
510 You need a tie? 1.4116 0.03846 277 186 68 23
511 Sorry, our restrooms are for patrons only. 1.4116 0.04045 277 192 56 29
512 Happiness is a life without reservations. 1.4116 0.03913 277 188 64 25
513 I’m sorry sir. We don’t take walk-ins. 1.4116 0.03743 277 183 74 20
514 No sherpa, no service. 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
515 Sorry, but the meaning of life is for customers only. 1.4109 0.03865 275 185 67 23
516 My reservation was for yesterday? 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
517 You’ve come all this way, you can wait another twenty minutes. 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
518 I'd like a table for om please. 1.4109 0.03796 275 183 71 21
519 My name is Charles, and I'll be part of your altitude-induced hallucination this evening. 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
520 No reservation? Take a hike. 1.4109 0.03899 275 186 65 24
521 I can't seat you until your whole party becomes enlightened. 1.4109 0.03796 275 183 71 21
522 I can tell you the meaning of life, but you have to buy something to get the WiFi password 1.4109 0.03831 275 184 69 22
523 And then it hit me that this could be so much more than just a SPIRITUAL plateau! 1.4109 0.03761 275 182 73 20
524 My advice is not to eat here. 1.4109 0.03899 275 186 65 24
525 Yes, time is an illusion, but we really only have two tables. 1.4109 0.03725 275 181 75 19
526 Sorry, you're looking for the Starbucks on K2. 1.4103 0.03850 273 183 68 22
527 A word to the wise, it's not your prices that are too high. 1.4103 0.03707 273 179 76 18
528 The only question I ever get anymore is what the wireless password is. 1.4103 0.03919 273 185 64 24
529 Clam chowder. You now have two more questions. 1.4103 0.03779 273 181 72 20
530 Sorry. The rest room is for paying customers only. 1.4103 0.04021 273 188 58 27
531 Some who come seek enlightenment; others seek a caramel macchiato and free wi-fi. 1.4103 0.03919 273 185 64 24
532 Sorry, but we can't seat you until your whole party is here 1.4103 0.03987 273 187 60 26
533 Yes. The fortune cookie was meant to be ironic. 1.4103 0.03743 273 180 74 19
534 No, we don't take Discover. 1.4103 0.03919 273 185 64 24
535 We don't seat until your whole party is omnipresent. 1.4103 0.04054 273 189 56 28
536 There's a 10,000-foot wait. 1.4103 0.03953 273 186 62 25
537 Yeah, our special is pretty much always goat. 1.4096 0.03798 271 180 71 20
538 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.4091 0.04257 264 187 46 31
539 Can I sit at the bar and still achieve total consciousness? 1.4089 0.03924 269 182 64 23
540 Can I get take out? -- my wife's in the car... 1.4089 0.03924 269 182 64 23
541 No one knows what tomorrow holds but I do see a thirty minute wait in your future. 1.4089 0.03817 269 179 70 20
542 Sorry, we're closed for a private event. 1.4089 0.04097 269 187 54 28
543 The takeout window is around back. 1.4089 0.03853 269 180 68 21
544 Waiting time is infinite 1.4082 0.03836 267 178 69 20
545 Do you have cloud access? 1.4082 0.04085 267 185 55 27
546 Sorry, this is the Karma Cafe. Nirvana is one mountain over. 1.4082 0.03944 267 181 63 23
547 How much for just enlightenment? 1.4082 0.03980 267 182 61 24
548 The reservation was for two but now it’s just me. 1.4082 0.04220 267 189 47 31
549 I'm sorry. You'll have to come up the other side. This is an exit only! 1.4081 0.03962 272 186 61 25
550 Can I enlighten you about today's specials? 1.4067 0.03861 268 180 67 21
551 The entrance is on the other side of the mountain. 1.4067 0.03861 268 180 67 21
552 Lesson #1: Make a reservation. 1.4067 0.03825 268 179 69 20
553 Don't worry, my son, perhaps you'll be reincarnated as someone with a reservation. 1.4067 0.03933 268 182 63 23
554 Sorry, no walk-ins. 1.4060 0.04094 266 185 54 27
555 Sorry, I have no awareness of your reservation. 1.4060 0.03807 266 177 70 19
556 Our dress code requires long pants and a tie 1.4060 0.03769 266 176 72 18
557 Contrary to most Yelp reviews, there is enough atmosphere. 1.4060 0.03693 266 174 76 16
558 We can't seat you until your whole party arrives. 1.4060 0.03989 266 182 60 24
559 Sorry, we're all out of enlightenment, but the fish tacos are great. 1.4060 0.03769 266 176 72 18
560 Anything without a view? 1.4053 0.04045 264 182 57 25
561 Which would you prefer: speaking or non-speaking? 1.4053 0.03788 264 175 71 18
562 Restrooms are for patrons only. 1.4053 0.03974 264 180 61 23
563 I heard this place was above and beyond. 1.4053 0.03900 264 178 65 21
564 Sorry; I'm just waiting for a table. 1.4053 0.03974 264 180 61 23
565 There is no truth without reservations. 1.4052 0.04026 269 186 57 26
566 Sorry, living on a higher plane now requires reservations. 1.4046 0.03921 262 177 64 21
567 We have reservations about many things in this world. But, unfortunately, none for you. 1.4038 0.04016 260 178 59 23
568 Does it look like I have a window seat? 1.4038 0.04053 260 179 57 24
569 Is that all there is? 1.4038 0.04053 260 179 57 24
570 We're serving now, but enlightenment doesn't start until 9:00. 1.4038 0.03708 260 170 75 15
571 You could try the next peak ... they might have a table ... 1.4038 0.03998 265 182 59 24
572 You came all the way back up here to get your parking validated? 1.4032 0.03938 253 170 64 19
573 I have some reservations. 1.4032 0.03858 253 168 68 17
574 Your final destination - the fabled Shangri-latte. 1.4031 0.04074 258 178 56 24
575 Welcome to Shangri-Latte. 1.4023 0.04097 256 177 55 24
576 Our special today is an individual pizza with one topping, or we can make you one with everything. 1.4023 0.04059 256 176 57 23
577 Ask yourself if 'your table is ready'. 1.4023 0.03891 261 176 65 20
578 Could your chef make me one with everything? 1.4016 0.04268 254 180 46 28
579 Enlightenment was easy. A successful three-star bistro in the Himalayas with no wi-fi connection, not so much. 1.4016 0.04119 254 176 54 24
580 The food sucks, but the view is great. 1.4016 0.03846 254 169 68 17
581 Uber Eats, pickup for Gary 1.4016 0.04043 254 174 58 22
582 Donner, party of...one 1.4008 0.04306 242 170 47 25
583 Of course the fish is fresh. 1.4008 0.04266 242 169 49 24
584 What they all come here for is not the food or the wisdom, but the cell phone reception 1.4008 0.03906 252 169 65 18
585 No, that's not the sound of one hand clapping. It's the cappuccino machine. 1.4008 0.04065 252 173 57 22
586 Forty, forty-five minutes. 1.4008 0.04180 252 176 51 25
587 It was too lonely at the top. 1.4008 0.04026 252 172 59 21
588 One is not a party. 1.4008 0.03947 252 170 63 19
589 May I see your carry-out menu? 1.4000 0.04482 220 154 44 22
590 Take-out order for Steve? 1.4000 0.03992 255 174 60 21
591 I'm sorry, this level of enlightenment is full. 1.4000 0.03834 255 170 68 17
592 Inner peace or internet? 1.3984 0.03995 251 171 60 20
593 Yes, sometimes suffering is caused by desire, but often it’s just low blood sugar. 1.3984 0.04074 251 173 56 22
594 I received a text that my table is ready 1.3984 0.04152 251 175 52 24
595 How's the pie in the sky? 1.3984 0.04011 246 167 60 19
596 The wait only exists in your mind. It's also 45 minutes. 1.3976 0.04175 249 174 51 24
597 I can't seat you until your whole party is here. 1.3976 0.03852 249 166 67 16
598 Oh, its Om _mani_padme_hum_2.4G; password "nirvana4u2", all lower case. 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
599 So sorry but we're fully enlightened tonight. 1.3976 0.03852 249 166 67 16
600 The Wi-Fi password is, "Enlightenment." You have two more questions. 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
601 I've found that the greatest wisdom lies in serving others. 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
602 I'm sorry, 13,000 ft is full, you can try at our 14,000 ft location. 1.3976 0.04017 249 170 59 20
603 We don't accept climb-ins. 1.3976 0.04017 249 170 59 20
604 You will be seated in your next life. 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
605 I know I originally made a reservation for three but they fell through on me. 1.3976 0.03767 249 164 71 14
606 What’s the special? 1.3976 0.03976 249 169 61 19
607 We can seat you in two reincarnations. 1.3968 0.04238 247 174 48 25
608 Not unless there's a coat and tie in that backpack. 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
609 I placed an order to go 1.3968 0.03915 247 166 64 17
610 I've cancelled your reservation. It's Karma. 1.3968 0.03998 247 168 60 19
611 The secret of life? Try the risotto 1.3968 0.03915 247 166 64 17
612 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3968 0.04039 247 169 58 20
613 If by "enlightenment" you mean "free Wi-Fi"...yeah, we've got that. 1.3968 0.03830 247 164 68 15
614 Now I have a question for you. Do you know the meaning of a "reservation"? 1.3968 0.04159 247 172 52 23
615 You must first seek to understand why you want a table for one. 1.3968 0.03830 247 164 68 15
616 Sorry - restrooms are for customers only. 1.3968 0.04199 247 173 50 24
617 Let me guess... You don't have a reservation. 1.3968 0.03915 247 166 64 17
618 Reservation for oneness... 1.3968 0.04120 247 171 54 22
619 So they weren't being hyperbolic when they said it would take an act of God to get a reservation? 1.3960 0.04161 250 175 51 24
620 You know we have an elevator? 1.3959 0.04020 245 167 59 19
621 Yes, the ‘answer’ is coffee. 1.3959 0.04102 245 169 55 21
622 Want some words of wisdom? Next time make a reservation. 1.3959 0.04102 245 169 55 21
623 You're sure it was a 'transcendental' reservation? 1.3959 0.03893 245 164 65 16
624 Realtors are already calling it the "upper upper west side." 1.3956 0.04221 225 154 53 18
625 You must have no reservations. 1.3951 0.04084 243 167 56 20
626 You wanna know the true meaning of eternity? Try waiting for a table here. 1.3951 0.03957 243 164 62 17
627 We're booked, but they might have a table available at 11,000 feet. 1.3942 0.03891 241 161 65 15
628 Available table? Perhaps in your next life. 1.3942 0.04149 241 167 53 21
629 Sorry but I cannot seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3942 0.04352 241 172 43 26
630 Can I get my enlightenment to go? 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
631 The secret to a meaningful existence is to live without reservations. 1.3942 0.04231 241 169 49 23
632 Sorry, we've been booked solid since the Dalai Lama came. 1.3942 0.04022 241 164 59 18
633 No, I haven't seen Him, but you're welcome to look around. 1.3942 0.04190 241 168 51 22
634 You're late. 1.3942 0.04272 241 170 47 24
635 It's a haute cuisine. The WiFi's up all of the time. You have one question left. 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
636 No reservations? Let me enlighten you. 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
637 I’ve been waiting for 3,000 years and I still can’t get a table. 1.3942 0.04107 241 166 55 20
638 No, my aoologies, The Goldman Bat Mitzvah is on Mount Everest. 1.3942 0.04231 241 169 49 23
639 Bad news: jacket and tie required. Good news: we have loaners down at the base camp. 1.3942 0.03979 241 163 61 17
640 Do you have a public restroom? 1.3942 0.04107 241 166 55 20
641 I'm sorry about the avalanche, but I can't seat you without the rest of your party. 1.3942 0.04190 241 168 51 22
642 They also came in search of enlightenment, but they stayed for the free WiFi. 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
643 Yes, we can make you one with everything. 1.3942 0.04392 241 173 41 27
644 I made a reservation in a past life. 1.3934 0.04312 244 174 44 26
645 No, this is an outdoor restaurant. The meaning of life guy is two peaks over. 1.3932 0.04279 234 164 48 22
646 So sorry, we don’t have take out. 1.3926 0.04135 242 168 53 21
647 We're booked into eternity. 1.3924 0.04111 237 163 55 19
648 What’s the secret of life? Also, what’s the Monday lunch special? 1.3924 0.03933 237 159 63 15
649 I'm no guru.They just won’t seat me until the rest of my party reincarnates. 1.3924 0.03887 237 158 65 14
650 I've come for high tea 1.3924 0.04154 237 164 53 20
651 Hey, at least we held our ground when they asked to put the word TRUMP on it. 1.3924 0.04239 237 166 49 22
652 I can't tell you the meaning of life, but since you're here, let me recommend the Himalayan goat salad. 1.3924 0.04023 237 161 59 17
653 Another social climber? 1.3924 0.04281 237 167 47 23
654 I thought heaven would be a lot higher up 1.3921 0.04191 227 156 53 18
655 Let me enlighten you, a reservation is required. 1.3915 0.04221 235 164 50 21
656 No, you should have gone right on 15th and Lexington. 1.3915 0.04348 235 167 44 24
657 Yeah, well now we're a Starbucks. What can I tell ya? Things change. 1.3915 0.04090 235 161 56 18
658 Enlightenment is found during happy hour. 1.3915 0.04090 235 161 56 18
659 Blame Yelp. 1.3915 0.03908 235 157 64 14
660 We’re a karma to table establishment. 1.3915 0.04134 235 162 54 19
661 Sorry, rest room's for patrons only. 1.3911 0.04489 225 161 40 24
662 How many are in your search party? 1.3908 0.04009 238 162 59 17
663 I was matre d' at several swanky places, but then I just hit a plateau. 1.3904 0.04357 228 161 45 22
664 For free enlightenment, enter the code on your receipt. 1.3898 0.03895 236 158 64 14
665 I'm sure they're "right behind you," but I still can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3898 0.04120 236 163 54 19
666 Not a restaurant. They're cardboard. I get lonely. 1.3889 0.04443 234 169 39 26
667 You're in luck, "The Meaning of Life" is today's special. 1.3889 0.04099 234 161 55 18
668 Sorry, they made reservations in their previous lives. 1.3889 0.04274 234 165 47 22
669 What was the name of your first pet? 1.3889 0.04559 198 138 43 17
670 We're booked for this lifetime. 1.3889 0.04009 234 159 59 16
671 I'm sorry, I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
672 It is wise to have a reservation. 1.3889 0.03963 234 158 61 15
673 I seek enlightenment. And maybe a burger. 1.3889 0.04054 234 160 57 17
674 The answer is good marketing 1.3889 0.04009 234 159 59 16
675 '"You reach enlightenment when you figure out our wi-fi password." 1.3889 0.03963 234 158 61 15
676 I’m sorry Mr. Donner, but unfortunately we can’t seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3889 0.04317 234 166 45 23
677 The entrance is on the other side. 1.3889 0.04884 198 144 31 23
678 No, I'm the maitre d'. Enlightenment can be found in the bar. 1.3889 0.04144 234 162 53 19
679 I'm sorry sir, Im afraid we have a strict policy of 'Toilets are for customers use only' 1.3889 0.04231 234 164 49 21
680 The journey is supposed to be the reward, but we do a great tiramisu. 1.3889 0.03916 234 157 63 14
681 People come for enlightenment, but stay for the atmosphere. 1.3889 0.04099 234 161 55 18
682 I'm sorry, I can't seat you until your entire search party has arrived. 1.3889 0.04724 198 141 37 20
683 I can't seat you until your entire party is here Mr. Donner. 1.3889 0.04359 234 167 43 24
684 I'm sorry. You want Chez Pyrenees. That's one peak over. 1.3889 0.04231 234 164 49 21
685 I hear the food is transcendent, but it takes forever to get a table. 1.3889 0.03963 234 158 61 15
686 Sorry, sir, but the bathrooms are for customers only. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
687 You're welcome to return during off-peak hours. 1.3889 0.04054 234 160 57 17
688 This is the best restaurant by a landslide. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
689 Yes, there is, but why not just find a bush, or a large rock. 1.3889 0.04401 234 168 41 25
690 Sorry. But I can't seat you until your entire party is here. 1.3889 0.04144 234 162 53 19
691 Come back when you have renounced all earthly desires. The food here is lousy. 1.3889 0.04236 216 148 52 16
692 I'd like to be seated now, the rest of my party's been belayed 1.3879 0.04168 232 161 52 19
693 Enlightenment is free. The coffee will cost you. 1.3879 0.03890 232 155 64 13
694 You're in luck! We have one table left, near the back entrance by the chairlift. 1.3879 0.04212 232 162 50 20
695 Wait time? Eternity. Shall I put you name on the list? 1.3879 0.04123 232 160 54 18
696 There’s an elevator! 1.3879 0.04168 232 161 52 19
697 Would it be okay if the reservation for two suddenly changed to a party of one? 1.3879 0.04212 232 162 50 20
698 Now that you mention it -- I do have reservations. 1.3879 0.04123 232 160 54 18
699 Is it locally sourced? 1.3879 0.04256 232 163 48 21
700 The bathroom is for customers only. 1.3878 0.04590 196 137 42 17
701 You mean I could have taken the elevator? 1.3872 0.04259 235 166 47 22
702 I'm sorry sir, but casual attire is not allowed here. 1.3872 0.04085 235 162 55 18
703 That's actually a typo - it's supposed to be "Menu" of life. 1.3870 0.04237 230 161 49 20
704 Of course there’s a wait! The food is divine. 1.3870 0.04101 230 158 55 17
705 Lose your inner reservations, friend, as I have lost yours. 1.3870 0.04101 230 158 55 17
706 Yeh, well, I’d rather be one with the universe than one without a reservation, smart guy. 1.3870 0.04101 230 158 55 17
707 We are fully booked through this life and the next. 1.3870 0.03911 230 154 63 13
708 Do you eat to live, or live to eat? 1.3870 0.03911 230 154 63 13
709 We can't seat you until your entire party arrives, sir. 1.3870 0.04282 230 162 47 21
710 Yes, this is the Third Level of Consciousness, but you still need a reservation. 1.3870 0.04192 230 160 51 19
711 There's a two hour wait, but then there really is no such thing as time. 1.3870 0.04282 230 162 47 21
712 Enlightenment doesn't pay the bills 1.3870 0.04192 230 160 51 19
713 So, you see, sometimes it is about the destination. 1.3867 0.04067 225 153 57 15
714 The table that you seek was with you all along... or I can just put you on the waitlist. 1.3863 0.03971 233 158 60 15
715 Are you seeking wisdom or our early-bird special? 1.3860 0.04124 228 157 54 17
716 Donner Party, table for 48 or 49. 1.3860 0.04396 228 163 42 23
717 The restrooms are for patrons only. 1.3860 0.04077 228 156 56 16
718 Do you have anything with a view? 1.3860 0.04396 228 163 42 23
719 I mostly get asked about the wifi password. 1.3860 0.04217 228 159 50 19
720 It is through life's disappointment where one can find truly lasting enlightenment and on that note, we're closed. 1.3860 0.04263 228 160 48 20
721 I'm sorry, but I can't enlighten you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3850 0.04148 226 156 53 17
722 If it is wisdom you seek, take my advice. DO NOT order the potstickers. 1.3850 0.03853 226 150 65 11
723 The secret to life? No. But I can tell you our wifi password. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
724 The Donner Party. We're not all here yet. 1.3850 0.04379 226 161 43 22
725 I didn’t realize I needed a reservation. Thank you for enlightening me. 1.3850 0.04052 226 154 57 15
726 No, I'm positive that your reservation is for next Friday. Sorry. 1.3850 0.04101 226 155 55 16
727 I don’t want to know the meaning of life , I just need to use the bathroom 1.3850 0.04334 226 160 45 21
728 No, you don't need a reservation, but you might have to wait an eternity to be seated. 1.3850 0.03904 226 151 63 12
729 Welcome to transcendental mastication; well worth the hike. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
730 Yes, this is the first level of heaven: coffee shop. 1.3850 0.04288 226 159 47 20
731 I forgot to tell you about the street entrance. 1.3850 0.04148 226 156 53 17
732 Will you be dining Zen or Al Fresco? 1.3850 0.03904 226 151 63 12
733 I’m sorry, we don’t accept walk-ins. 1.3850 0.04512 226 164 37 25
734 Go Ohm. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
735 My advice is don't order anything heavy. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
736 Sorry, enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3850 0.04334 226 160 45 21
737 Until I transcend the prison of selfhood? Could I just sit at the bar? 1.3839 0.04125 224 154 54 16
738 You will wait many years for a table. I have yet to be seated. 1.3839 0.04076 224 153 56 15
739 It's a table for just one now. 1.3839 0.03926 224 150 62 12
740 I agree, it does seem odd that we'd be known for our pastrami, but wait until you taste it. 1.3839 0.04361 224 159 44 21
741 That is why we ask patrons to make off-peak reservations 1.3829 0.04341 222 157 45 20
742 Wi-Fi's spotty, but the coffee's locally sourced. 1.3829 0.04050 222 151 57 14
743 I'm sorry, you'll have to leave your backpack at the base of the mountain. 1.3829 0.04149 222 153 53 16
744 "No, sorry. This is 'Serenity'. You want 'Enlightenment', next mountain over. 1.3829 0.04246 222 155 49 18
745 You’ll need a dress jacket! 1.3829 0.04100 222 152 55 15
746 He who eats in high places should not expect low prices. 1.3829 0.03948 222 149 61 12
747 Our special today is the meaning of life. 1.3829 0.04246 222 155 49 18
748 I am sorry, but we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3829 0.04294 222 156 47 19
749 Your breakfast has been inside you all along. 1.3829 0.04341 222 157 45 20
750 do you have a togo menu? 1.3829 0.03948 222 149 61 12
751 Sorry, sir, we don't do take out. 1.3829 0.04149 222 153 53 16
752 Sorry, no walk-ins. 1.3827 0.04526 196 137 43 16
753 I can't offer you enlightenment, but we do have free wi-fi. 1.3827 0.04409 196 135 47 14
754 I'm am sorry. You'll need a collared shirt. 1.3819 0.04362 199 137 48 14
755 I'm afraid your reservation was for next weekend. 1.3819 0.04477 199 139 44 16
756 We are a mirage. You are actually in an elevator in New Jersey. 1.3818 0.04462 220 158 40 22
757 The secret of happiness is a reservation. 1.3818 0.04174 220 152 52 16
758 Of course I have reservations—I’m not certain of amything 1.3816 0.04616 207 149 37 21
759 I guess this means I'm on the wrong path? 1.3814 0.04136 215 147 54 14
760 Enlightenment and WiFi are for customers only. 1.3803 0.04469 213 152 41 20
761 They used the elevator. That's how. 1.3796 0.04375 216 153 44 19
762 I am sorry, but we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3796 0.04472 216 155 40 21
763 For a table? About 20 minutes. For enlightenment? Much longer. 1.3796 0.04121 216 148 54 14
764 I’m sorry to hear about your climbing buddies but we cannot seat incomplete parties. 1.3796 0.04520 216 156 38 22
765 Enlightenment is a dish best served high. 1.3796 0.04173 216 149 52 15
766 Our rest rooms are for customers only. 1.3796 0.04325 216 152 46 18
767 Sorry, cash only. 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
768 For here or to go? 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
769 Sorry, but the secret of life is to call ahead and make reservations. 1.3796 0.04567 216 157 36 23
770 Are you a social climber also? 1.3796 0.04325 216 152 46 18
771 It turns out the big question on everyone's mind was where could they get a good cup of coffee. 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
772 Enlightenment or brunch? 1.3796 0.04224 216 150 50 16
773 The meaning of life is the next mountain over. I serve the world's best cup of coffee. 1.3796 0.04375 216 153 44 19
774 Imagine that you have a reservation. 1.3796 0.04224 216 150 50 16
775 Do you seek enlightenment or the free wi-fi? 1.3790 0.04426 219 157 41 21
776 I’d like a table with a view please. 1.3790 0.04282 219 154 47 18
777 Yes, it's the first door on the left at the base camp. 1.3790 0.03925 219 147 61 11
778 Next time, you might want to use the cable car on the other side. 1.3790 0.04282 219 154 47 18
779 I don’t care about the meaning of life. I just want to know if you take American Express. 1.3790 0.04082 219 150 55 14
780 Yes, we have sage tea. 1.3790 0.03978 219 148 59 12
781 I can give you the answer to the meaning of life or give you a table by the window. You decide. 1.3790 0.04030 219 149 57 13
782 So this is what high society looks like 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
783 What's today's special? 1.3790 0.04233 219 153 49 17
784 Life is suffering, but I could seat you at the bar. 1.3790 0.04133 219 151 53 15
785 The WIFI password is BE_HERE_NOW, all upper case. 1.3790 0.04331 219 155 45 19
786 To find your true path, you must arrive with no reservations. 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
787 Most of our guest take the elevator. 1.3790 0.04282 219 154 47 18
788 I sense you have reservations. 1.3790 0.04030 219 149 57 13
789 Here's some enlightenment. It's called a reservation. 1.3788 0.04489 198 139 43 16
790 Welcome to the Hard Rock Café. 1.3785 0.04597 214 156 35 23
791 Sorry sir, only patrons can use the bathroom. 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
792 Welcome to The Cloud. 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
793 Do you seek brunch? 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
794 Sorry. Restrooms are only for patrons. 1.3785 0.04645 214 157 33 24
795 Sorry, we have a "no shorts" policy. 1.3785 0.04352 214 151 45 18
796 I too have been to the mountaintop, but here there's free wi-fi. 1.3785 0.04352 214 151 45 18
797 Sorry, reservations only. 1.3785 0.04452 214 153 41 20
798 What did you expect, a burning bush? 1.3785 0.04198 214 148 51 15
799 Your reservation is for tomorrow night. 1.3784 0.04647 185 130 40 15
800 Can I get a table with a view? 1.3779 0.04259 217 152 48 17
801 Enlightened or Unenlightened ? 1.3779 0.04358 217 154 44 19
802 Sorry, we're only open to social climbers 1.3779 0.04157 217 150 52 15
803 A mantra to go. 1.3779 0.04455 217 156 40 21
804 I may not know the secret of life, but I do know the value of a Michelin star. 1.3776 0.04094 196 131 56 9
805 One? 1.3776 0.04281 196 134 50 12
806 If by 'disciple' you mean 'busboy trainee', then welcome, brother. 1.3774 0.04277 212 148 48 16
807 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until we know that your entire party has survived! 1.3774 0.04481 212 152 40 20
808 Yes, I understand that you traveled a long way to get here but we still require that all male guests wear long pants and a jacket to enter. Have a nice day sir, and please watch your step. 1.3774 0.04431 212 151 42 19
809 I'd like a table for one with the universe. 1.3774 0.04171 212 146 52 14
810 We've all traveled great distances for enlightenment. They had reservations. 1.3774 0.04431 212 151 42 19
811 Do you take traveler's checks? 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
812 Enlightening or non? 1.3774 0.04117 212 145 54 13
813 No debit cards accepted, but there is an ATM machine a stone's throw from here. 1.3774 0.04380 212 150 44 18
814 Would you care for a mantra while you wait? 1.3774 0.04277 212 148 48 16
815 You may have come to find inner peace, but I bet you'll stay for the crabcakes. 1.3774 0.04117 212 145 54 13
816 There are no tables left. Why don't you try the Kilimanjaro? 1.3767 0.04435 215 154 41 20
817 I'm sorry, but reservations and appropriate dress are required. 1.3767 0.04435 215 154 41 20
818 Welcome to Guru. Table for Oneness? 1.3762 0.04356 210 148 45 17
819 Do you have anything not outside? 1.3762 0.04356 210 148 45 17
820 Sorry, we're not taking any climb-ins today. 1.3756 0.04260 213 149 48 16
821 Our first location is actually in Portland. 1.3750 0.04452 200 141 43 16
822 We stopped seating ten minutes ago. 1.3750 0.04395 200 140 45 15
823 I DO have reservations, that's why I'm here! 1.3750 0.04054 208 141 56 11
824 This wait too shall pass. 1.3750 0.04261 184 124 51 9
825 I'm sorry but the bathroom is for patrons only. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
826 I don't mean to impose, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.3744 0.04180 211 146 51 14
827 Would you have a table for twenty-four Boy Scouts? 1.3744 0.04071 211 144 55 12
828 I'm sorry. Our rest rooms are for guests only. 1.3744 0.04234 211 147 49 15
829 Sorry, seating is by reservation only. You'll need to do that on K2. 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
830 Getting WiFi changed everything. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
831 Will that be for here or to go? 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
832 Good luck. I've been waiting an hour, myself. 1.3744 0.04126 211 145 53 13
833 Yes, sir, tie and jacket are required. 1.3744 0.03901 211 141 61 9
834 Sorry. We just closed. 1.3744 0.04442 211 151 41 19
835 So what did you expect? This is the European alps. Not that s**thole country you came from. 1.3744 0.04442 211 151 41 19
836 I'm sorry but we can't seat you without a reincarnation. 1.3744 0.04126 211 145 53 13
837 Yes, you have traveled far on a difficult journey. But no shirt, no tie - no Enlightenment. 1.3744 0.04442 211 151 41 19
838 Here's some enlightenment for you: there's no seating without a reservation. 1.3744 0.04015 211 143 57 11
839 Where have you been? I paid for Prime shipping. 1.3744 0.04641 211 155 33 23
840 Lesson #1: Make a reservation. 1.3744 0.04180 211 146 51 14
841 It's been called Shangri-La-tte for years now. 1.3744 0.04339 211 149 45 17
842 The reservation says two, but my friend just dropped. 1.3744 0.04234 211 147 49 15
843 I am sorry. Bathrooms are for patrons only. 1.3744 0.04542 211 153 37 21
844 Your takeout order is at Guru's East. This is Guru's West. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
845 For here or to go? 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
846 Be patient, my son. People are dying to get in. 1.3744 0.04126 211 145 53 13
847 You're so vain, and yes we have clouds in our coffee. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
848 The idée fixe is $75. 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
849 Yes, there really is a Starbucks everywhere. 1.3744 0.04234 211 147 49 15
850 Sorry sir, we only hold reservations for 15 minutes. 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
851 Would you prefer enlightened, or unenlightened? 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
852 In my last incarnation I was a maitre d'. 1.3744 0.04180 211 146 51 14
853 Come back when you are properly dressed for dinner. 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
854 Sorry, but enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3744 0.04234 211 147 49 15
855 I heard we had to move heaven and earth to get a table, but this is ridiculous 1.3744 0.04349 203 142 46 15
856 Sorry. We're hosting a private party this evening. 1.3744 0.04292 203 141 48 14
857 Yeah, I agree, Nirvana isn't what it used to be. 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
858 But you told me to Be Here Now... 1.3732 0.04522 209 151 38 20
859 Please tell me you're here for my advice, not the cafe. 1.3732 0.04314 209 147 46 16
860 Sorry, our restrooms are only for paying customers. 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
861 I'm sorry about the avalanche; but I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3732 0.04260 209 146 48 15
862 "Is it still "Happy Hour"? 1.3732 0.04419 209 149 42 18
863 Meaning of life? No. But a table for two, yes. 1.3732 0.04419 209 149 42 18
864 To hell with wisdom, I’m seeking the perfect key lime pie. 1.3732 0.03981 209 141 58 10
865 We've been expecting you. 1.3732 0.04151 209 144 52 13
866 I hear this restaurant has great atmosphere. 1.3732 0.04260 209 146 48 15
867 We call it haute cuisine. 1.3726 0.04322 212 150 45 17
868 We don't serve climb in customers. 1.3725 0.04441 204 145 42 17
869 Yes, you can climb. But can you discern the ineffable? 1.3720 0.04062 207 141 55 11
870 Sorry. We're booked until the next life. 1.3720 0.04176 207 143 51 13
871 Don't major in philosophy. 1.3720 0.04341 207 146 45 16
872 I'm sorry sir, but it's jackets and ties only. 1.3720 0.04287 207 145 47 15
873 Yes, in fact I did play at Woodstock. 1.3720 0.04448 207 148 41 18
874 The meaning of life? Wow forgive me, I'm a little rusty. People never ask since we started offering free WiFi. 1.3720 0.04232 207 144 49 14
875 Six bucks for Enlightenment. Twenty for a table. 1.3720 0.04341 207 146 45 16
876 Perhaps you misunderstood what I meant by living in the now, without reservations. 1.3720 0.04395 207 147 43 17
877 Sorry, the rest room is for patrons only. 1.3720 0.04500 207 149 39 19
878 True Enlightenment is just the name of a cafe? 1.3720 0.04500 207 149 39 19
879 Sorry, our policy is no shorts. 1.3720 0.04232 207 144 49 14
880 I’m so sorry, we can’t seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3720 0.04448 207 148 41 18
881 I’m afraid we’re all booked. You may want to try Buddhism. 1.3720 0.04552 207 150 37 20
882 It's hard to get you guys on the phone!! Can I make a reservation? 1.3720 0.04395 207 147 43 17
883 It’s cash only?! Is there an atm near by?? 1.3720 0.04176 207 143 51 13
884 If you're looking for atmosphere I'd try the valley. 1.3720 0.04176 207 143 51 13
885 I sense no reservations. 1.3720 0.04119 207 142 53 12
886 The wisdom thing wasn't paying off. 1.3720 0.04341 207 146 45 16
887 It'd really help if the brochure mentioned you had to leave your shoes at base camp. 1.3720 0.04232 207 144 49 14
888 The wisdom you seek can be found in our $11 cup of coffee, wifi included. 1.3720 0.04176 207 143 51 13
889 you must have no reservations to eat here. 1.3713 0.04415 202 143 43 16
890 Welcome to CloudCafe - how may I save you? 1.3707 0.04144 205 141 52 12
891 What do you mean, you don't take walk-ins? 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
892 We only take reservations from social climbers. 1.3707 0.04202 205 142 50 13
893 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.3707 0.04477 205 147 40 18
894 How long have you been waiting for a table? 1.3707 0.04314 205 144 46 15
895 The wait to be seated is between never and eternity. 1.3700 0.04212 200 138 50 12
896 Nirvana? I think it's on West 14th. 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
897 The secret to life is . . .always make a reservation. 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
898 Yes, we do take-out. 1.3695 0.04170 203 140 51 12
899 Where is the wheelchair accessible entrance? 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
900 No, I’m sorry you made the trip for nothing but we paved paradise, put up a coffee shop. 1.3695 0.04452 203 145 41 17
901 The secret of life is a successful restaurant with great food at a reasonable price and location, location, location. 1.3695 0.04111 203 139 53 11
902 The desserts are nirvana. 1.3695 0.04228 203 141 49 13
903 Have you come on this journey to ask me about the meaning of life or just to use the free Wi-Fi. 1.3695 0.04561 203 147 37 19
904 No death, no fear; no reservations, no lunch. 1.3695 0.04228 203 141 49 13
905 The food goes downhill from here. 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
906 The reviews said it was hard to find... 1.3695 0.04170 203 140 51 12
907 Then I discovered the meaning of life was caffeine … 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
908 I'm sorry sir but I can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3695 0.04341 203 143 45 15
909 Sorry, your reservation is for tomorrow 1.3687 0.04299 198 138 47 13
910 All of our tables come with a view of your inner self. 1.3682 0.04426 201 143 42 16
911 This is Base Camp Premium. It's for our social climbers. 1.3676 0.04268 204 143 47 14
912 we specialize in haute cuisine . 1.3676 0.04542 204 148 37 19
913 Do you have a reservation? 1.3673 0.04562 196 141 38 17
914 I made the reservation in my previous life. What do you mean you lost it. 1.3668 0.04568 199 144 37 18
915 I'm sorry, but we have a strict dress code. Absolutely no hiking apparel. 1.3668 0.04456 199 142 41 16
916 Do you seek peace of soul or piece of sole? 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
917 Social climbers only. 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
918 First there is a reservation, then there is none, then there is. 1.3668 0.04037 199 135 55 9
919 The secret of life is to make reservations. 1.3668 0.04222 199 138 49 12
920 The truth? The tikka masala here is overrated. 1.3668 0.04281 199 139 47 13
921 Sorry, we don't serve mountain climbers here, we only serve social climbers. 1.3668 0.04623 199 145 35 19
922 I seek an answer to but one question - what is your soup of the day? 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
923 Yes, I'm your Yogi, but nobody comes here anymore. It's too crowded. 1.3668 0.04512 199 143 39 17
924 Table for one with the universe? 1.3668 0.04281 199 139 47 13
925 Sorry, wrong mountain. 1.3668 0.04456 199 142 41 16
926 The view is great, but the prices are steep. 1.3668 0.04037 199 135 55 9
927 You think it's too high? Wait until you see the prices. 1.3668 0.04456 199 142 41 16
928 Excuse me, when I got to my car, my soup was cold, and you forgot my bread! 1.3668 0.04456 199 142 41 16
929 I can seat you right away for lunch, but enlightenment will be a 30 to 40 minute wait. 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
930 Please review us on 'Alp.' 1.3668 0.04512 199 143 39 17
931 Sorry, I can't seat you until the rest of your party reaches enlightenment. 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
932 My best wisdom is to not order the fish. 1.3667 0.04450 180 125 44 11
933 Enlightenment? I'm afraid we no longer serve that. 1.3663 0.04352 202 143 44 15
934 You're seeking enlightenment? You do know that this is Starbucks? 1.3655 0.04427 197 140 42 15
935 I'm sorry, I don't know the meaning of life. But I do have free WiFi. 1.3655 0.04187 197 136 50 11
936 I'm sorry. We're slammed right now. Can you climb back up at 7:30? 1.3655 0.04187 197 136 50 11
937 Sorry, all our tables have been booked. Please climb back tomorrow. 1.3655 0.04427 197 140 42 15
938 K2 Brutus? 1.3655 0.04600 197 143 36 18
939 What do you mean, my reservation's for next Wednesday? 1.3655 0.04543 197 142 38 17
940 I’m sorry. Reservations are only held for 15 minutes. 1.3655 0.04543 197 142 38 17
941 Sorry, but I can't seat you until the rest of your party ascends. 1.3655 0.04600 197 143 36 18
942 You do know that the special of the day is always food for thought. 1.3650 0.04144 200 138 51 11
943 The question is not, 'What is life?' The question is, 'Do you have a reservation?' 1.3641 0.04632 195 142 35 18
944 Welcome to guru and brew. 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
945 The fear of falling to your death really enhances the flavor combinations. Namaste. 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
946 You may be seeking inspiration, but what you need are reservations. 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
947 I've come to you with reservations. 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
948 Like I said, no tables available... take a hike! 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
949 No one told you that you had to make a reservation? 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
950 ...at least an hour, but you can wait in the oxygen bar. 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
951 Enlightenment is obtainable. A table will be about a 45 minute wait. 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
952 We're out of enlightenment, but the lamb curry is delicious. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
953 Can I just see your menu? 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
954 You just missed the Early Bird special. Next time I suggest you take our elevator on the other side. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
955 Please review our dress code on the sign 25000 feet below. 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
956 This is 'Mountain Side' Restaurant, your looking for 'Mountain View' Restaurant. 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
957 The Wifi password is "avalanche." 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
958 I understand, but restrooms are for customers only. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
959 Today's breakfast special? Ham and Eggisistentialism. 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
960 If you come back at 7... I may be able to do something.... 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
961 Sorry, reservations only. 1.3641 0.04632 195 142 35 18
962 I'll be unambiguous. I've been a holy man, a prophet, an oracle, and I've now attained barista, the last stage of enlightenment. The meaning of life is free wifi and a double shot mocha caramel soy latte for under 5 bucks. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
963 Go with bottled, the tap is from the Ganges. 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
964 Restrooms are for customers only. 1.3641 0.04688 195 143 33 19
965 One coffee to go? Would you like that dark or enlightened? 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
966 I just want to get high 1.3641 0.04632 195 142 35 18
967 Reservations come from within. 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
968 can you get me a table with a view? 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
969 If you download my app you'll be automatically notified of the next opening. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
970 But the ad said ‘climbing casual.’ 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
971 What time is happy hour? 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
972 The line starts at the bottom. 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
973 Is it wisdom or latte you seek? 1.3627 0.04176 193 133 50 10
974 No, it's reservation only....I've been waiting god knows how long. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
975 Yes, the prices are high, but the food is divine. 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
976 I'm afraid your reservation was for several lifetimes ago. 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
977 We judge nothing. Except tips. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
978 Look, we've all had a long day. But I still need to see some I.D. 1.3627 0.03977 193 130 56 7
979 Do you have anything by a window? 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
980 For goodness' sake, read the sign: enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3626 0.04742 182 132 34 16
981 We have one table left, but it doesn't have a view. 1.3622 0.03871 196 131 59 6
982 Sorry, no public restrooms. 1.3622 0.04497 196 141 39 16
983 Sorry, Sir. Jacket and tie required. 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
984 The answer you're seeking is…yes, you are hallucinating from lack of oxygen. 1.3618 0.04332 199 141 44 14
985 Tell me the secret to inner peace, or I'll give you a bad Yelp review. 1.3617 0.04379 188 132 44 12
986 Sorry. I only have 6:15 or 9:30 1.3617 0.04379 188 132 44 12
987 Can I get my enlightenment to go? 1.3613 0.04518 191 137 39 15
988 Spiritual awakening is for patrons only. 1.3613 0.04518 191 137 39 15
989 No son, this is Seattle's Highest. Starbuck's is on the next peak over. 1.3613 0.04518 191 137 39 15
990 Yes,Yelp helped us take this to the next level. 1.3613 0.04202 191 132 49 10
991 A reservation about what? 1.3613 0.04331 191 134 45 12
992 Sorry we’re full. Come back tomorrow. 1.3613 0.04638 191 139 35 17
993 Enlightenment or non enlightenment section? 1.3613 0.04136 191 131 51 9
994 We’ll send you positive energy when your table’s ready. 1.3613 0.04136 191 131 51 9
995 I'm sorry. You can only come in with no reservation. 1.3613 0.04638 191 139 35 17
996 Really... a fricking vegan restaurant!!! 1.3613 0.04331 191 134 45 12
997 Location, location, location. 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
998 When you attain enlightenment you will know the wifi password. 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
999 I'll need to see some proof of previous lives. 1.3602 0.04408 186 131 43 12
1000 I’m afraid your table isn’t ready yet. Perhaps a drink at the base camp, while you wait? 1.3598 0.04611 189 137 36 16
1001 Do you know of another restaurant close where it’s not so crowded? 1.3598 0.04424 189 134 42 13
1002 Another social climber, I presume? 1.3594 0.04184 192 133 49 10
1003 Make me one with everything. 1.3594 0.04677 192 141 33 18
1004 I’m sorry, restrooms are for paying guests only 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
1005 One? 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
1006 This is the TWO mile high club. 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
1007 Skinny latte, enlightenment, and a muffin please. 1.3583 0.04323 187 131 45 11
1008 Table for one with myself 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
1009 Enlightenment can be yours, but not until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3583 0.04256 187 130 47 10
1010 We're full. Take a hike. 1.3583 0.04705 187 137 33 17
1011 Take out or stay forever? 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
1012 Am I in time for high tea? 1.3583 0.04256 187 130 47 10
1013 Sorry sir, no shorts allowed. 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
1014 Are you seeking my guidance, or do you have reservations? 1.3583 0.04705 187 137 33 17
1015 I'd like a table for one with everything. 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
1016 Sorry, we don’t take walk-ins. Reservations only. 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
1017 Sorry, we only seat social climbers. 1.3571 0.04469 182 129 41 12
1018 Sorry, we no longer honor Groupon. 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
1019 ....yes it is a strict policy. Fortunately, there is a shop in the village below were you can purchase a tie. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
1020 The answer you seek, my son, is "Reservations." 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
1021 Entrance is around the corner, next to the burning bush. 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
1022 Jacket and tie are required. 1.3568 0.04549 185 133 38 14
1023 "You must learn for yourself the meaning of 'Venti'". 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
1024 It's like the place you just left, only everybody's higher. 1.3564 0.04561 188 136 37 15
1025 Congratulations, you have reached Nirvana...today we offer half-priced lattes. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
1026 Sorry, only long pants are allowed here. 1.3564 0.04684 188 138 33 17
1027 Sorry sir. Jacket and tie are required. 1.3564 0.04744 188 139 31 18
1028 The answer is simple, my son; yes, you need a reservation. 1.3564 0.04498 188 135 39 14
1029 Are you here for full enlightenment, or do you just want to sit at the bar? 1.3564 0.04498 188 135 39 14
1030 I can help you with the meaning of life, but a table tonight will be impossible. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
1031 So that will be one 'meaning of life' latte and a chocolate croissant? 1.3556 0.04141 180 123 50 7
1032 How many? 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
1033 I built it, and they came. 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
1034 I'm sorry. The washrooms are only for patrons. 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
1035 Sorry. We don't do take-out. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1036 We’re full right now but it looks like table 4 should be enlightening soon 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1037 Eat in or take out? 1.3552 0.04774 183 135 31 17
1038 I’m sorry. We’re cash-only. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1039 Sure, it's a hike, but the atmosphere is fantastic. 1.3552 0.04311 183 128 45 10
1040 I'm sorry young man, you'll have to go down and around to the other side to our main entrance. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1041 Reservation under what mantra? 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
1042 Oh, you want my brother's place which is on the other side of the next mountain. 1.3552 0.04170 183 126 49 8
1043 Sorry, the restrooms are only for patrons. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1044 Do you accept walk-ups? 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1045 Are you the health inspector? 1.3552 0.04097 183 125 51 7
1046 I think I left my car keys. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1047 The secret to happiness ? I wouldn't know. I'm just passing the time waiting for a table. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1048 No, your reservations are for tomorrow night. 1.3552 0.04898 183 137 27 19
1049 Search Party of three? 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1050 Order the mountain goat or you might wait forever. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1051 This is just the base camp Starbucks. There are still two more. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1052 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until the entire party is here 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1053 They didn't tell you at base camp? Online reservations only. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1054 It's black-tie only, I'm afraid, sir. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1055 Meaning of life: Free. Caffè latte: $4.95. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1056 OM-lette? Yes that is very amusing. 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
1057 You could also have made a reservation online. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1058 So nothing vegan? 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
1059 OK, but is your coffee organic, kosher, and fair trade? 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1060 Sorry your reservation is for tomorrow night. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1061 Sorry, private party. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1062 You want wise words? Next time make a reservation. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1063 I'm sorry, sir. The website was very clear about our dress code. 1.3552 0.04898 183 137 27 19
1064 Sorry, this is the Mountain View Restaurant. You want the Valley View. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1065 I'm afraid the restroom is for cutomers only sir. 1.3552 0.04898 183 137 27 19
1066 Your reservation seems to have vanished into thin air. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
1067 It seems that your journey has reached a plateau. 1.3552 0.04097 183 125 51 7
1068 Welcome to Chez Summit, unfortunately shorts are not allowed 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1069 eternal suffering. One word. All lowercase. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
1070 I can't seat you until the rest of your party gets here. 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
1071 Can you recommend a more casual place nearby? 1.3548 0.04332 186 131 44 11
1072 Positive Sir... Arby’s is on K2. 1.3548 0.04265 186 130 46 10
1073 God will be with you in one moment. 1.3548 0.04464 186 133 40 13
1074 The enlightened use the elevator? What the hell does that mean? 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
1075 I'll start chanting when your table is ready. 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1076 Sorry. Enlightened or not, we have a dress code." 1.3536 0.04196 181 125 48 8
1077 Restrooms are for paying customers only. Sorry ! 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
1078 The food is so-so. But we've got great atmosphere. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1079 Picking up a to-go order — last name Eliot. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1080 Serenity for one? 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1081 Cheer up. I can't tell you the meaning of life, but I can give you a table for one with a view to die for. 1.3536 0.04340 181 127 44 10
1082 Yes, the Wi-Fi password is Bhagavad underscore Gita, no caps. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1083 How do I get down? 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1084 . . . but you’re welcome to wait at the bar, two mountains over. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1085 It all began when we got our third Michelin star. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1086 We cater to helicopter parents. 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1087 I'm so sorry you had to come all this way, we hired a dishwasher over a year ago. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1088 Did you find the free parking okay? 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1089 I will now answer three questions... about our daily specials. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1090 I'm sorry, we only accept people with no reservations. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1091 Those who seek enlightenment may also want Wi-Fi. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1092 I have an opening two reincarnations from now... 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1093 You were expecting to find the meaning of life? 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
1094 Yes, I actually have some reservations 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1095 You can either wait for a table or go take a hike. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1096 We're just a pop-up -- the meaning of life guy will be here next month. 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
1097 I’ve been waiting for 40 years now. I heard their coffee is amazing. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1098 Sorry, the front entrance is on the other side. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1099 I'm sorry, the restrooms are for customers only. 1.3536 0.04810 181 134 30 17
1100 It seems you didn't realize you were social climbing. 1.3536 0.04746 181 133 32 16
1101 We’re fully booked till May. What was your second question? 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1102 I sense you have reservations. 1.3536 0.04047 181 123 52 6
1103 Could you ask Emma Allen who changes these caption contests early some weeks? It's annoying to not be able to vote or submit a caption in the last hour. If we know a definite time deadline before midnight, we can act accordingly. 1.3536 0.05059 181 138 22 21
1104 Donner, Party of one please. 1.3533 0.04752 184 136 31 17
1105 I’ve got a table for one with the universe. 1.3533 0.04495 184 132 39 13
1106 A third table will appear when it is meant to, my child. Or not. 1.3533 0.04495 184 132 39 13
1107 Would you like your coffee black or enlightened? 1.3533 0.04152 184 127 49 8
1108 Sorry, we don't accept walk-ins 1.3529 0.04509 187 135 38 14
1109 No shirt, no tie, no service. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1110 Sorry, we're full. Climb back in an hour. 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
1111 The rest of the party is parking the yak. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1112 No, sorry; we don't take travelers checks. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1113 Sorry, your reservation is for tomorrow. Come back then. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1114 Enlightenment begins with reservations. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1115 Karma or non-karma? 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1116 Sorry, breakfast is only served until noon, but enlightenment is always available. 1.3520 0.04148 179 123 49 7
1117 How can I be sure you have no reservations? 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
1118 Sorry, but a reservation is required at peak times. 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
1119 Today's special is "Peace of Mind" with a side of redemption. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1120 Meaning of Life? No problem, but two hours for a table. 1.3520 0.04223 179 124 47 8
1121 You came all this way withOUT a reservation? 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
1122 Is your water 100% mountain spring? 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1123 For how many? 1.3520 0.04846 179 133 29 17
1124 I heard it was off the beaten path and atmospheric. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1125 ... and we offer unlimited cloud storage. 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
1126 Oh God, you need my confirmation number? 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1127 We're booked solid until May, but there's open seating at the ledge. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1128 It’s about the journey, not the reservations 1.3520 0.04148 179 123 49 7
1129 Patience, my son. I, too, wait for table. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1130 Please enlighten me. How long is the wait? 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1131 The answer to the Ultimate Question? About five, ten minutes. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1132 Could I use your men's room? 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1133 Yelp said the food and ambience are worth the hike. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1134 I didn’t realize the price of enlightenment was so steep. 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
1135 Sorry, we only have Pepsi. 1.3520 0.04781 179 132 31 16
1136 Actually, Philosophy was my minor. I majored in Restaurant Management. 1.3520 0.04223 179 124 47 8
1137 I’m afraid I don’t see your name on the enlightenment waiting list. 1.3516 0.04390 182 129 42 11
1138 Large coffee with enlightener, please 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
1139 No, this is the fire exit. The entrance is around the other side of the mountain. 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
1140 I have a table available on the upper level. It will take about 2 days for you to get there. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1141 I know it's for customers only, but I really need to go. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1142 He's the next mountain over. What I offer is the secret to entitlement. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
1143 This may carry haute cuisine to a new extreme. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1144 So, are you seeking enlightenment - or a reservation? 1.3503 0.04325 177 124 44 9
1145 Welcome to the Trump supporters' retreat, the closest they will ever get to Heaven. 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
1146 Would you like to wait in our lounge at the foot of the mountain? 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1147 Jacket required. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1148 The food was good but very little atmosphere. 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
1149 Do you have valet parking? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1150 The secret is to make a reservation. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
1151 Sorry, we require coat and tie. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1152 The Tip Top cafe is another 5,000 feet higher. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1153 No, this is for people seeking "outer peace." 1.3503 0.04325 177 124 44 9
1154 Why didn't you take the elevator, like everyone else? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1155 I'm afraid I can't seat you until your whole party arrives. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1156 The meaning of life doesn't pay the bills. 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
1157 I'm sorry your friend didn't make it, but we have a policy against seating incomplete parties. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1158 The ultimate truth is that no one gets in without reservations. 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
1159 Welcome to Enlightenment do you have a reservation? 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
1160 Do you guys have any Shangri-Lattes? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1161 Yes, I said you must approach life with no reservations. But that didn’t mean you don’t need to call ahead. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1162 Could I get the key to the restroom? 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1163 Just one for the Donner party, now. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1164 Sorry, we're closed for a private event tonight. 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1165 They came seeking happiness, then they realized it won’t buy them money. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1166 Some seek enlightenment. Some seek a transcendent dining experience. Others just want the wifi password. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1167 Sorry, we don't seat incomplete parties. 1.3500 0.04204 180 125 47 8
1168 There's a wait. 1.3500 0.04558 180 130 37 13
1169 Enlightenment? Well, we do have a trivia night. 1.3500 0.04277 180 126 45 9
1170 The only questions I answer now are about the menu. 1.3500 0.04130 180 124 49 7
1171 A table will be available in the next life. 1.3500 0.04758 180 133 31 16
1172 We're booked up tonight. May I suggest a nice place on West 46th Street? 1.3500 0.04490 180 129 39 12
1173 Sorry, your karma's been denied. 1.3500 0.04420 180 128 41 11
1174 We're booked. Can you come back tomorrow? 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1175 Have a seat at the base and we’ll buzz you when a table’s ready. 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
1176 Yes, we have valet parking. 1.3486 0.04854 175 130 29 16
1177 Sorry, but you missed your 6:00 o'clock reservation. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1178 You don't look like your picture, either. 1.3486 0.04354 175 123 43 9
1179 Yeah, it's all the way back and to the left. 1.3486 0.04354 175 123 43 9
1180 Most people use the valet parking. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
1181 Yes. High-end dining. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
1182 We can't seat you until your whole party has climbed. 1.3486 0.04429 175 124 41 10
1183 I know, Yelp said our food was to die for and last weeks avalanche unfortunately proved that. 1.3486 0.04429 175 124 41 10
1184 Reservation for spiritual enlightenment...near an outlet please. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1185 All vegan I presume? 1.3483 0.04155 178 123 48 7
1186 My apologies, Mr. Smith, but your Enlightenment reservation is for next Tuesday. 1.3483 0.04306 178 125 44 9
1187 Congratulations, you've found the only French cafe in the Himalayas. 1.3483 0.04379 178 126 42 10
1188 What do you mean you lost my reservation? 1.3476 0.04544 164 116 39 9
1189 It clearly states on our website: NO casual attire 1.3471 0.04436 170 120 41 9
1190 May we validate your chakra? 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1191 Sorry, no seating without the entire climbing party. 1.3468 0.04307 173 121 44 8
1192 Inner peace? I'm not sure, ask Alexa. 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
1193 No, the advice is still free. But a twenty percent gratuity is appreciated. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
1194 soooo, do you guys have wifi?? 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1195 We can't get you in today, but please come back tomorrow. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
1196 You will find the answer on the menu. 1.3468 0.04822 173 128 30 15
1197 It's cash only, but there's an ATM another 200 feet up. 1.3468 0.04752 173 127 32 14
1198 I'm afraid we can't seat you until the entire party arrives. 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
1199 I can tell you the meaning of life right now, but it'll be about fifteen minutes for a decent table. 1.3468 0.04384 173 122 42 9
1200 Sorry, no enlightenment without a reservation. 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1201 "Namaste. What's your corkage fee? 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
1202 Did I miss happy hour? 1.3464 0.04137 179 124 48 7
1203 I'm sorry, but the bathroom is for paying customers. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1204 I'm sorry but you'll have to wait at least one more incarnation for our next seating. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1205 The wait could be a lifetime, my son. 1.3450 0.04336 171 120 43 8
1206 Do You Take Climb-ins? 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1207 While you're waiting for your table, may I enlighten you about the nature of the universe? 1.3450 0.04255 171 119 45 7
1208 But I no longer have any reservations. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
1209 Because there's no money in the guru game. 1.3450 0.04859 171 127 29 15
1210 True happiness requires a reservation. 1.3450 0.04642 171 124 35 12
1211 We're not seeking anything, we're suing for accessibility. 1.3450 0.04859 171 127 29 15
1212 ......Am I high? 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1213 GrubHub pick up for Julie. 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1214 Sorry, the rest room is for patrons only. 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
1215 Can I use the bathroom? 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1216 Next time try booking with Open Table and save yourself the trip. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1217 I call it Zenbucks. It's a living. Ten dollars please. 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1218 I’m sorry Sir, I can not seat you unless you are wearing a jacket and tie! 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1219 Without a booking you can have enlightenment but not free WiFi. 1.3432 0.04365 169 119 42 8
1220 "We cannot seat you until your entire party is present". 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
1221 Welcome to Altitude Diner. I will be your hallucination for the evening. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
1222 The WiFi password you seek is ‘enlightenment’ — all lower case. 1.3432 0.04445 169 120 40 9
1223 Sorry, I don't have a reservation. I was hoping I could just walk in. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1224 The waiting list is not the goal, it's the journey. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
1225 The sandwich of the day is the Mile High Club. 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1226 No, we don't offer the path to enlightenment, but we do have a great wine list. 1.3432 0.04200 169 117 46 6
1227 "We cannot seat you until your entire party is present". 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
1228 Is your entire party here 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1229 OK, my final question: do you have gluten-free options? 1.3432 0.04969 169 127 26 16
1230 I dropped the key to the bathroom. Can I trouble you for another? 1.3432 0.04445 169 120 40 9
1231 Enlightenment doesn’t cover my overhead 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1232 If you have a reservation, you can't get in. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1233 I can get you eternal salvation or a table by the kitchen. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
1234 Welcome to Pie in the Sky. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1235 Enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
1236 Well the menu is vegan, but the enlightenment is pretty meaty. 1.3430 0.04235 172 120 45 7
1237 This was the Summit of Enlightenment and Inner Peace, now it's a Starbucks. 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
1238 Sorry, Sir, your reservation was at 7:00. 1.3430 0.04835 172 128 29 15
1239 I'm sorry we don't take walk ups." 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1240 I can't seat you until all of the members of your party are here. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1241 So, no one told you about the helicopter service? 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1242 Leave your baggage behind. 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
1243 No, that restaurant is two peaks over. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1244 I've been searching everywhere for the perfect martini. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1245 But I made a reservation in my past life. 1.3413 0.04312 167 117 43 7
1246 I'm sorry, your full party needs to be here before I can answer any questions. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1247 #1: “I’m afraid I can’t give you the WiFi password until you relinquish all your earthly goods and buy a coffee.” 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1248 Would you like a window seat? 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1249 Be still and know that I have your order. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1250 We’re known for our Ohmlettes. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1251 The secret of life? Always make reservations. 1.3413 0.05009 167 126 25 16
1252 Is your wisdom prix fixe or a la carte? 1.3413 0.04312 167 117 43 7
1253 To find true happiness, use the elevator next time. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1254 Krakauer, Table for One 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1255 The rest of my party will be here Thursday 1.3413 0.04228 167 116 45 6
1256 It got lonely at the top. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1257 OK, look. Just skip the wisdom and give me some chow mein take-out. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1258 Allow me to enlighten you about our reservation policy. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1259 I'm sorry, you cannot achieve spiritual enlightenment until your entire party is present. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1260 We don't do takeout. 1.3412 0.04944 170 128 26 16
1261 Unfortunately, our happy hour is only on weekdays. 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
1262 Today's proverb comes with your choice of soup or salad. 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1263 Do you have a window table? 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
1264 I am terribly sorry no one told you about our dress code. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
1265 Stay away from the fish and chips. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1266 What do you mean my 'name's not on the list'? 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1267 Demand for 'the key to happiness' was dwindling so now we operate at the intersection of sage wisdom and unbeatable mozzarella sticks. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1268 This place is nice, but your prices are a little steep. 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1269 The climb’s not the killer. It’s the wait. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1270 It is true, my son, that seekers must give up many cherished things, but fine dining is not one of them. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1271 You have attained cognitive dissonance. 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1272 Sure, most restaurants fail in the first year. So do most religions. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1273 What is the secret of getting a table here? 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1274 I don't care if you have just climbed 10,000 feet you're not coming in dressed like that. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1275 I don’t care what happened, your entire party must be here for you to be seated. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1276 If you wanted a table, you should have made a reservation 30,000 feet ago. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1277 Sell all of your Starbucks stock. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1278 No reservation? Well, enlightenment comes to those who wait. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1279 Sorry, it's the new rule: no shorts or backpacks. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1280 Zagat gives us a very high rating. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1281 Can you come back in an hour? 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1282 Sorry, but the restrooms are for customers only. 1.3394 0.04976 165 124 26 15
1283 The backpack's OK but we require long pants for gentlemen. 1.3394 0.04167 165 114 46 5
1284 Espresso IS the meaning of life. 1.3393 0.04911 168 126 27 15
1285 No, I'm sorry, we're not Kosher. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1286 Sorry, we serve Himalayan, not Tibetan. You want the next mountain on the left. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
1287 Well, I used to offer sage advice, but turns out people are more interested in exclusive brunch spots. 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1288 I got bored being a guru. Now I'm a barista. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1289 Sorry, totally booked. Next time yodel ahead. 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1290 I'm here to pick up the "to go" order I placed six weeks ago. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1291 Welcome to Swami's, where the lattes are expensive but great wisdom is on the house. 1.3375 0.04334 160 112 42 6
1292 I'm afraid I can't seat you until your entire party has been enlightened. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1293 Please wait at the bottom, we'll call you when there is a free table. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1294 I need to cancel my reservation. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1295 True enlightenment came when I realized this was a kick ass location for a Starbucks. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1296 We're sorry sir, but restrooms are for paying customers only. 1.3374 0.05016 163 123 25 15
1297 I'm sorry, the bathrooms are only for dining customers. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1298 Your hunger is an illusion. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
1299 Sorry, no. The Starbucks is on the next mountain over. 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
1300 Whoever ordered the kosher meal, I have it for you in my backpack. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
1301 Your soul will be free. The wifi is not. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1302 Enlightenment for one please 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1303 I'm sorry, but there's a dress code. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1304 All the tables with a mountain view are taken 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1305 I made a reservation in my last life for a time in my next life—but I’m early. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1306 Do you seek enlightenment, or brunch? 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
1307 It’s our new cloud platform 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1308 I'm sorry, no suit, no tie, no service. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1309 The lost hiker package includes brunch, spiritual advice and a tram ride down the mountain. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1310 Yes, we have no nirvanas. We have no nirvanas, today. Thank you. I'm here always. Please, try the rice. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1311 I guess when the reviewer says "It's worth a hike" I need to take it more literally. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
1312 You took a wrong turn, I'm the sage of entitlement. 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
1313 Our menu compensates for what we lack in atmosphere. 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1314 Are you here about the barista position? 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1315 Have you got a reservation? 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1316 The restroom is for enlightened customers only. 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
1317 Just how long have you been waiting for a table? 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
1318 Most folks just take the Sky Bridge from parking level 6. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1319 Your ark is blocking the exit. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1320 YOU have reached the plateau of higher dining. 1.3354 0.04221 161 112 44 5
1321 I forgot my username and mantra. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1322 The waiting is the hardest part. 1.3354 0.04401 161 114 40 7
1323 Having a reservation is not as important as having a revelation. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1324 My own bliss in life comes from selling coffee with a 3000% profit margin 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
1325 Sorry, bathrooms are for customers only. 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
1326 Sorry, someone cancelled your reservation a year ago. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1327 I’m sorry, but the restrooms are for patrons only. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1328 A person's wait time is relative within the universe. 1.3354 0.04401 161 114 40 7
1329 Well, you'll just have to climb back down and GET a pair of long pants. No shorts, and no exceptions. 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1330 Can't I just have a seat at the bar? 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1331 Sorry, since Anthony Bourdain came by, we're fully booked. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1332 Could I at least make a reservation for my next life? 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1333 Yes, I know the meaning of life. But you need a reservation. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1334 Enlightenment? Sorry you have the wrong Mountain this one is all about entitlement. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1335 Do you have a table with a view? 1.3354 0.04312 161 113 42 6
1336 Enlightened, or are you expecting others? 1.3354 0.04312 161 113 42 6
1337 Do you have a table for one with the universe? 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1338 The secret to happiness is to make a reservation. 1.3354 0.04312 161 113 42 6
1339 Sorry, the path to wisdom does include making a reservation. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1340 I'm sorry enlightenment is the next mountain over. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1341 Sorry, no take-out. 1.3354 0.04221 161 112 44 5
1342 And I'd like that "to go". 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1343 Your Wi-Fi password is within. 1.3354 0.04518 164 118 37 9
1344 Would you like to hear about our "Two is one, one is none" brunch special? 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1345 What's the meaning of "Kombucha?" 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
1346 Two reasons sir... Ties & jackets are required for men... And we're booked solid till mid May... 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
1347 To reach a higher plane you must attain full self-realization. I'd also suggest calling ahead. 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1348 Really, coffee is the meaning of life? 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
1349 Sorry - I dropped your chia latte. I’ll go back down to replace it. 1.3333 0.05323 150 115 20 15
1350 Coat and tie?? 1.3333 0.04646 126 87 36 3
1351 You can 'be at one' all you want, but you aren't getting a table before five. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1352 The meaning of life? Siri screwed up and sent you to the wrong mountain. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1353 I'm sorry, we're out of enlightenment. But we do have a nice fois gras. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1354 Good things come to those who wait 30-45 minutes. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1355 I've come to learn the meaning of 'Sous Vide' 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1356 Can you come back next week? 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1357 The secret? It’s really twelve herbs and spices. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1358 I’m just confirming my reservation for tomorrow. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1359 Are you ready for an Om-cooked meal? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1360 I'm sorry, Sir, a jacket and tie is required for dining. 1.3333 0.04623 144 102 36 6
1361 Table with a view? 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1362 The answer is... 5:30 PM six weeks from now. We cannot guarantee a table with enlightenment, but I’ll put a note in the reservation. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1363 Yes, we have open space at the bar on the next level up. 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1364 Surprisingly, we DON'T have a vegetarian option. 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1365 Have you not been enlightened about our service elevator? 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1366 One of life's biggest lessons is learning when you need a reservation. 1.3333 0.04290 162 114 42 6
1367 The views are great but the wifi is spotty. 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
1368 This is haute cuisine. Take-out is three levels down. 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1369 Hi, Here are my captions for the 'ginger bread man in hospital bed': 1) We’ve tried antidepressants but he still seems flat… 2) Who would of thought… turns out he’s glucose intolerant! and, 3) Extreme body chills… must be the icing. 1.3333 0.05177 159 122 21 16
1370 Do you have a public restroom? 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1371 It's after six. We only have takeout. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1372 Your website didn't say anything about a dress code. 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1373 We're booked solid. I suggest you return during off-peak hours. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1374 You are improperly dressed for social climbing. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1375 Table for one? Enlightened or unenlightened? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1376 Surprise, psychic health inspector...are you the owner? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1377 I felt I had to address the lack of atmosphere. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1378 Do you want the enlightenment or non-enlightenment section? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1379 Is this what's left of Mesa Verde National Park? 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1380 Can I get a table with a view? 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1381 Transcendence or non-transcendence? 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1382 Do you think you're worthy of a culinary experience on a higher plane? 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1383 We do use MSG, sorry. 1.3333 0.04465 162 116 38 8
1384 "Yes, I take your point about the frequent-flyer miles cashed, the miles trekked, the mountains climbed - but we still require a reservation for tea"... 1.3333 0.05021 159 120 25 14
1385 I'm sorry, but you have to call ahead to reach enlightenment. 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1386 No, my aoologies, The Goldman Bat Mitzvah is on Mount Everest. 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1387 The meaning? Pastrami on Rye. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1388 The meaning of life requires a reservation. But the bar is first come first serve 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1389 No, I’m just the bouncer. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1390 Welcome. We cater to social climbers, but I think we can fit you in. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1391 Do you have any grey poupon? 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
1392 Apologies, but the bathrooms are for paying customers only. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1393 Would you like to wait at our oxygen bar? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1394 Perhaps your reservation is at the other Four Seasons? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1395 There’s almost no atmosphere, but our prices aren’t sky high 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1396 Most guests arrive on the funicular from the parking lot. 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
1397 Sorry, this is the Indian restaurant. The Chinese place is two mountains north. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1398 You could pray and love until your table's ready. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1399 Do you want the Siri, Google, or Alexa answer? 1.3312 0.04370 157 111 40 6
1400 Dress code, really? 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
1401 Wifi? Because it's there. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1402 To error is human; to make reservations, divine. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1403 You've come for enlightenment, but you'll come back for our mocha cappuccino! 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1404 I trust you have a coat and tie in your backpack. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1405 The wifi password is MountEverest... all one word 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1406 As it turns out, the meaning of life has everything to do with skinny vanilla lattes. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1407 We took the tram. Why? 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1408 Your reservation was yesterday. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1409 Yes, but I can't seat you until all members of your party are here. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1410 Unfortunately, I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1411 Sir, I understand that you climbed for 9 days and several lives were lost, but that does not obviate the need for a reservation. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1412 We have a table Wednesday, 6pm, the life after next. Does that work for you? 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1413 It shouldn’t be long. Would care to order a cocktail and wait on the ledge? 1.3291 0.04348 158 112 40 6
1414 So the coffee is locally sourced right? 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1415 Yea, I’m sorry, we reserve the right to give your table away if you’re more than fifteen minutes late. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1416 'First you must find the reservation in yourself' 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
1417 How long is the wait?" "There is no set time to reach enlightenment, young traveler, but I'd say around 10 minutes. 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
1418 No, I said, 'Be here now.' 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1419 The bathrooms are for paying customers only. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1420 Yes, I’m afraid our business has plateaued. 1.3291 0.04348 158 112 40 6
1421 He he would reserve a table must first reserve judgement. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1422 Look inside your self and you will find what you REALLY want to order 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1423 You're here at peak reservation time 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1424 Excuse me sir, my wife asked me to check on the current wait time. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1425 Sorry, take-out is the next mountain over. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1426 Our dress code is listed at base camp. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1427 The next sitting will be for the last supper. 1.3291 0.05114 158 121 22 15
1428 Sir, you could've just taken the elevator. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1429 Sorry. You would have needed to make a reservation in a previous life. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1430 No, no, no. Next mountain over. This is the Oracle break room. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1431 Would it have killed you to wear a tie? 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1432 You've heard of Ravi Shankar? Well, I'm Ravi Oli. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1433 I don’t know why people keep coming here, the food’s not that good. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1434 It's dining with minimal atmosphere. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1435 I need to know the meaning of Couscous 1.3291 0.04348 158 112 40 6
1436 Your table will be ready in an hour, please take this beeper and wait at the bottom. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1437 You must accept my advice without any reservations. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1438 What's the secret for a good bearnaise sauce? 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1439 I'm sorry, the hostess station is on the other side 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1440 I’d like a table with a view please. 1.3291 0.04348 158 112 40 6
1441 Your table isn't ready yet. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1442 Sorry bud, no jacket no enlightenment. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1443 Sometimes, my son, the secret of happiness is knowing the back way in. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1444 They used the elevator. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1445 Did you call ahead? 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1446 Sorry but no backpacks allowed. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1447 Somebody called an Uber sherpa. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1448 Starbucks made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1449 I'm sorry. We can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3290 0.05187 155 119 21 15
1450 WiFi is extra, wisdom is free. 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
1451 I'd like a table with a view if you have one. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1452 Your reservation is for next Saturday. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1453 Online reservations only, please. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1454 The nearest ATM is just over that ridge 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1455 Do you accept climb-ins? 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
1456 Welcome to Starbucks Himalaya. Yes, we have High-Fi. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1457 Time for a butterfly and time for an elephant may have subjective differences, but one thing is constant, you still need a reservation. 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1458 Does the meaning of life pair well with a Gernache? 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1459 Sorry, we only take Discover. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1460 Sorry, you'll need your full consciousness before I can seat you. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1461 There is no meaning, just brunch. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1462 I have reservations... about climbing back down. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1463 I'll yodel when your table's ready. 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
1464 I told you - if you were late for work one more time... 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1465 We're out of "The Meaning of Life," but we have an excellent Chilean Sea Bass. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1466 My reservation is for high tea at one with everything. 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1467 I must apologize, there's a four or five lifetimes wait. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1468 No reservation, no mantra. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1469 It's a take-out order, for Mike. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1470 Hi, I have a Groupon. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1471 Sorry, we only offer the meaning of life on Tuesdays. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1472 This is the land of cappuccino, the land of milk & honey is in the valley. 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1473 That’s $15.50 for the pizza, and $850 for the delivery. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1474 Sorry, sir, we here at the McMonastery transcend the extraneous boundaries of time, but breakfast still ends at 10:30. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1475 "No, this is EnlightenMint, with an "i". It's a tea shop. You want the next mountain over. 1.3270 0.04927 159 120 26 13
1476 Table for “ooommmm”? 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1477 I tried to get my own cliff, but the rent was unbelievable. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1478 He got tired waiting for you and we gave the seat to the other table. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1479 Our website clearly indicated that men are required to wear ties! 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
1480 Sorry - The restroom is for customers, only! 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
1481 I'll seat you as soon as the rest of your party arrives. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1482 One with everything. To go. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1483 Have you seen my dog? 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1484 Would you like a table, booth or good karma? 1.3268 0.04431 153 109 38 6
1485 Sorry, but we don't accept climb-ins. 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
1486 Nirvana? No, my son, this is Asheville. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1487 Yes, I know, but besides the meaning of life, how long a wait for 1. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1488 Today's specials are roast yak, yak Wellington and yak tartare. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1489 The profit margin is better on coffee than wisdom. 1.3268 0.04431 153 109 38 6
1490 Having reservations? 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1491 Do you do take out? 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1492 'You must be the Donner party of one." 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1493 Yes... I know it's lame to have two mountain guru cartoons in a month but do you have a reservation or not? 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1494 Wisdom? We’ve got WiFi and internet access. You be the judge. 1.3267 0.04386 150 106 39 5
1495 I'm sorry, jackets are required. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1496 My web site clearly states "Reservations required." 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1497 Sorry, no backpacks or moutain-climbing attire. 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
1498 No, I'm serious... The meaning of life really is coffee. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1499 The secret of life? Having a brother-in-law who works for Open Table. . 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1500 I’m sorry sir. Reservations should have told you: jacket and tie only. No hiking pants. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
1501 Infinite wisdom is two mountains over. This is unlimited breadsticks. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
1502 No admission without a jacket. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
1503 Sorry, the restroom is only for customers. 1.3245 0.05194 151 116 21 14
1504 Sorry - gentrification has pushed enlightenment further up the mountain. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1505 Sorry kid, the entrance is around the other side. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1506 No jacket? Take a hike! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1507 We don’t accept walk-ins. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1508 Sorry; business attire only. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1509 do you have a togo menu? 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1510 There's a wait list. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1511 Inquire within. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1512 The food here is transcendental. 1.3245 0.04155 151 105 43 3
1513 Sorry...Enlightenment is just the name of the restaurant. And you need a reservation. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1514 Gooogle it, kid. I've got a business to run. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
1515 I see the shoes, I see the shirt, but where's the tie? 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1516 The review was correct. You have taken al fresco to unimaginable heights! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1517 Welcome to "I'm OK - You're K2"... 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1518 Like you, I once sought a table for brunch. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1519 It's peak hours, so no tables are available. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1520 Do you take walk—ins? 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1521 Maybe in your next lifetime. 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
1522 What do you mean I need a reservation? 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
1523 I'm sorry sir. Our restrooms are only for patrons. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1524 Yes we can seat you now. Enlightened or Non-Enlightened? 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1525 The wait is probably two to three lifetimes 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1526 Don't worry, sir, all our tables offer stunning views. 1.3245 0.04362 151 107 39 5
1527 I'm not here to tell you the wi-fi code, I'm here to help you discover it yourself. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1528 I understand your disappointment, my son, but the dress code is expressly laid out on the website. 1.3243 0.04416 148 105 38 5
1529 The secret is to make a reservation. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1530 You have just reached the base camp for Nirvana 1.3226 0.04384 155 111 38 6
1531 Sorry, we don't take traveler's checks. 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
1532 Sorry, reservations only. We don't accept climb-ins. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
1533 You have no idea how long I've been waiting for a chair. They never leave! 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
1534 A table with a view, please. 1.3221 0.04287 149 105 40 4
1535 We're full tonight, but tomorrow at six would work. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1536 Can you change Anderson four to Anderson three? 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1537 There once was a hermit named Nate...Who served up enlightenment on a plate...But the place filled up quick,and Debi called in sick...So, it'll be about a twenty minute wait. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1538 Perhaps we can seat you in the next lifetime. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1539 No reservations, no enlightenment. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1540 Reservation for oneness... 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1541 Possibly party of two if I can borrow your velvet rope -- fast. 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
1542 I seek entitlement. Is there a table near the chef? 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1543 I'm sorry. Did you have a reservation? 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1544 Hi welcome to Chili's. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1545 You have reached Enlightenment. We have five stars on Yelp. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1546 I just need to use your bathroom. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1547 Sorry- we can't seat you until all members of your party arrive. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1548 Yes friend. The gluten here is always free. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1549 I can get you a table without a view. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1550 I'm sorry, the restroom is for customers only. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1551 But, I believed that you would accept me without reservation. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1552 What do you mean you can't seat an incomplete party? I'm the only one who survived! 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1553 7:30 or 9pm. You have two more questions. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1554 Can I use your restroom? 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1555 Did you find us on Zagat or Yelp? 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1556 By reservation only during peak hours. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1557 We can possibly get you a table by your next incarnation 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1558 But I had reservations. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1559 Ah, yes, my son, 'Because it is there.' Quite the noble sentiment. Most come for the veal. 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
1560 The meaning of life? It's caffe latte. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1561 I have a reservation for two under the name of Smith, but one of us won’t be able to make it... 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1562 I wanted to believe, but I do have my reservations. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1563 Sorry, no reservations, no enlightenment!!! 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1564 Right now we’re looking at a 45 minute wait. First name? 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1565 We do not seat any of our dinner tables until all members of the party are present. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1566 Starbucks is on the other side 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1567 Sorry, No Climb-ins. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1568 Please tell me your wi-fi is working. 1.3197 0.04316 147 104 39 4
1569 Did you say, search party of 3? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1570 I hear the food is worth the climb. 1.3197 0.04422 147 105 37 5
1571 Can you enlighten me as to how long the wait is for a table? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1572 Sorry, sir. We always require a coat and tie for our male guests. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1573 It's okay. We might have a sports coat that will fit you. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1574 Welcome to Enlightenment do you have a reservation? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1575 I will only admit you if you come without reservation. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1576 Today’s special is a double shot skim yak milk latte - here or to go? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1577 I find the background noise helps me concentrate. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1578 No, this is Starbucks, Subway is one mountain east. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1579 my advice-avoid the strudel. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1580 You're asking me? I couldn't get a table either. 1.3197 0.05197 147 113 21 13
1581 My first question is 'Do you take walk-ins?' 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1582 We're full up -- try the one right across the abyss. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1583 But I used opentable and I got a confirmation 2 days ago! 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1584 ,,,I'M VERY SORRY SIR, WE HAVE ALWAY HAD A DRESS CODE 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1585 Sorry, we don’t take to-go orders. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1586 next time use the stairs in the back 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1587 Perhaps your reservation was made under another reincarnation 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1588 The current wait time for a table is ten years. You can wait at the bar, its back on the ground floor. 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1589 30 minutes but I think we all know that time is relative. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1590 Excuse me, do you know if Starbucks still has free wifi up here? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1591 No jacket? No tie? No nirvana! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1592 I'm sorry. We don't take American Express. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1593 Right now your wait time will be an eternity. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1594 I want to be at one with a table. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1595 Starbucks made us an offer we couldn’t refuse 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1596 I can't seat you with that altitude. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
1597 One kosher quinoa maca spirulina bar with a double matcha to go. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1598 Our first availability is in your next life. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1599 There’s a 40 minute wait for a table with a view 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1600 Do you have a reservation?" "No, I just wanted to take a peak 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1601 Is the rest of your party here? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1602 Have I reached the highest level of consciousness yet? 1.3197 0.04422 147 105 37 5
1603 Sorry, sir, no tie no service. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1604 May I enlighten you about today's menu? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1605 Sorry, I don't have anything available in this lifetime. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1606 What good is enlightenment without free wifi? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1607 I cannot enlighten you until all members your party have arrived. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1608 Free wifi, no... Free enlightenment, yes. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1609 Smoking or non-smoking? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1610 Our lunch special today is trail mix. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1611 My son, I learned that enlightenment is better with a Venti. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
1612 Do I need a reservation? 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1613 Your whole party must arrive before being seated. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1614 Yes. I would like the pie in the sky, please. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1615 I've been waiting for a table for 800 years. You can be after me. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1616 You guys really hiked up the prices. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1617 I don’t know, can I see a menu? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1618 They told me no shoes, no service. I'm waiting for my ride. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1619 Did you not see the dress code listed on our website? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1620 There’s no advice available until 9:30, but you can wait at the bar. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1621 Yes, we have your reservation, but we can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1622 I didn't see a dress code on the FAQ? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1623 Yes, I'd love to hear about the specials. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
1624 Sorry, we don't take walkins!! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1625 I'm sorry sir a necktie is required for gentlemen 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1626 The bathrooms are for patrons only. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1627 So I just give you $100 and this Nigerian prince sends me $10,000? 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1628 Think of it as a plateau in your dining experience. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1629 Sorry, reservations are taken three peaks in advance. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1630 We call it Shangri-latte. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1631 Learn patience 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1632 I'm sorry sir! We cannot seat you until your entire party is here. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1633 Sorry, we're booked solid until your next incarnation! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1634 Excuse me, do you have a public restroom? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1635 Table for one with the universe? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1636 Coffee. The answer to all life's questions you seek is 'lots and lots of coffee'. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1637 Sorry, no enlightenment without a reservation. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1638 I've got one tablet, 10 commandments, and one table for two. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1639 'We must learn to accept that nowhere is safe from gentrification.' 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1640 Welcome to 'The Ledge'. Next time, maybe the elevator would be quicker. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
1641 We are fully booked but I would suggest you climb back next Thursday. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
1642 45 minutes to an hour. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1643 “I can only seat you if your entire party is here”. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
1644 Sorry. Not without a coat and tie. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
1645 Do you have a nice table with lots of atmosphere? 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
1646 Are you seeking a high end dining experience? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1647 You really should have called ahead. 1.3176 0.05167 148 114 21 13
1648 Would you like to have a drink in base camp until your table is ready? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1649 Sorry, it’s peak time. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1650 Donner Party, table for 7:30 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1651 It’s called Cliff Bar. Get it? 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1652 Not so lonely at the top. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1653 The pre-theater menu, please. I need to make the curtain for Hello Dali. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1654 The monkfish is flown in fresh every day. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1655 The view’s to die for but the wait’s a killer. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1656 In the beginning I had reservations. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1657 Takeout is two peaks over !!!! 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1658 You already know the answer. It is 42. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1659 We’ll seat you when the rest of your party summits. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1660 Sorry, we gave away your table ten minutes ago 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1661 I'm so sorry. We stopped serving at nine. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1662 a minimum order of $10 is required before I can reveal the secret of life.... 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1663 Sorry--suit and tie required 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1664 I'll take a machiatto made with almond milk and whipped cream. Or a rock and some dirt. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1665 You really should’ve specified on Yelp that you’re cash only... 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
1666 Sorry, jackets and ties are required. No exceptions. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1667 Dine in sir, or take out? 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1668 I'm sorry, but you'll need a tie. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1669 You'll still have to go online to make an appointment. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1670 I'm sorry, our bathrooms are for customers only. 1.3172 0.05243 145 112 20 13
1671 Jimmy's Pizza? It moved next door. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1672 That is correct grasshopper. The sound of a twenty being folded would be greatly!appreciated! 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1673 Fasting's overrated. And, this spot seemed as good as any. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1674 No the vegan restaurant is next door. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1675 Check in at the main entrance around back next to the parking lot. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1676 We can’t seat you until your entire party ascends. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1677 Sorry, without a reservation, we only have takeout. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1678 I just couldn't make rent on only a guru's salary. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1679 I come seeking the WiFi password! 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1680 Table for one with a view, please? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1681 One with everything? Beat it, wise guy. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1682 Today's soup du jour is tomorrow's leftovers. 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
1683 Our brunch is very busy--would you like to chant at our mantra bar until a table is ready? 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1684 I only have room at the bar. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1685 Sorry, it's reservations only. 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1686 Unfortunately you can't be seated until your entire party is present within their own lives. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
1687 Sorry, we don't accept climb-ins. 1.3151 0.04428 146 105 36 5
1688 Your effort to avoid the $2.00 valet parking is the most extreme we have ever seen 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1689 I’m sorry, Sir, we only take individuals without reservations. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1690 You didn't notice the cable car? 1.3147 0.04485 143 103 35 5
1691 There's a Starbucks here, too? 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
1692 Welcome to Enlight-Inn 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1693 Are you still serving the very high tea? 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1694 We can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
1695 The meaning of life is whatever, and we don't take reservations. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1696 About an hour wait and the closest restroom is at Camp 4. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1697 I'm sorry. but unless your entire party is here we can't seat you. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1698 Sorry, Mystic Pizza is the next mountain over. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1699 I'm afraid you'll need a tie. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1700 The wait for your table is going to be eternal. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1701 We can lend you a blazer. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1702 Yes, the true meaning of Life is a table with a view. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1703 We have a waiting area on K2 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1704 But we do give new meaning to the phrase "because it's there". 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1705 Times are tough. I'm also an Uber driver. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1706 No Vegan? 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
1707 Oh wise one. Is it worth the wait? 1.3147 0.04485 143 103 35 5
1708 Sorry, a jacket is required. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1709 My advice? Eat at home more. 1.3147 0.05383 143 112 17 14
1710 My deepest apologies, but the enlightenment coupon can't be used for takeaway. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
1711 The Truth? Ya gotta have a reservation. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1712 Can I make a reservation for tomorrow 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1713 Sorry, this terrace is reserve for Helicopter arrivals and the 1% only. Namaste 1.3125 0.05165 144 111 21 12
1714 Sorry, we're fully booked. Next time call ahead. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1715 Dad, come home. Bitcoin Cafe is dead in the water. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1716 There's valet parking on the other side, you know. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1717 Will that be oxygen or no oxygen for you? 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1718 Wisdom? Next time, formal attire. Thank you. Come again. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1719 Theres's a 45 minute wait---please have a seat in the base camp. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1720 I'm sorry, but we've been booked up for months. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1721 I'm sorry, Sir, we can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1722 Hello, may I have a table for one with everything? 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1723 A wise man would've made a reservation. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1724 Allow me to enlighten you. You need a tie. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1725 Is this Canada, sir?" 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1726 It was an arduous life journey but there is also an elevator. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1727 Just wondering if I can delete "those" photos from the cloud? 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1728 Seeking wisdom my son? Take the escalator. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1729 I found you on OpenTable 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1730 I’m sorry our next table won’t be free till number 5 reaches enlightenment or finishes his novel. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1731 Sorry. I have no knowledge of your reservation. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1732 Karma called and cancelled. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1733 This is the lack of oxygen bar. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1734 Come back in an hour and a half. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1735 Sorry, your booking was for yesterday. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1736 Sorry, we've run out of the Meaning of Life. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1737 Should've called ahead. 1.3121 0.05243 141 109 20 12
1738 I can't enlighten you unless you have a reservation. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1739 No reservation required, but you will need a tie. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1740 You will be seated when the rest of your party shows up. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1741 The website didn't say that reservations were required! 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1742 Is your entire party here 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1743 Did you call ahead? 1.3121 0.04403 141 101 36 4
1744 No, but I do know the meaning of wi-fi. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1745 The secret, my son, is to relax and have a latte. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1746 Happiness lies in the heart, but first you have to try the liver. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1747 I'm just looking. Do you have a menu I can take with me? 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1748 I'm sorry. Restrooms are for patrons only. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1749 A hotdog, please. Make me one with everything. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1750 An immutable truth, pilgrim: we are the highest, rated restaurant east of the Rocky Mountains. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1751 All tables are full. Would you like your meaning of life to go? 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1752 Wisdom? Caffeine? All the same thing. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1753 Do you guys have WiFi? 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1754 You'll need a reservation during peak hours. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1755 Believe it or not, they come here because the water boils faster. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1756 I’m sorry. I can’t seat you until the rest of your party has arrived. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1757 Are all the people in your party here? 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1758 Yes, Donald Trump is guilty of money laundering. Next question. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1759 I'm so sorry; we're booked through October. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1760 In addition to the enlightenment you seek we also offer free WiFi. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1761 The dress code is pretty strict, sir. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1762 We do serve a nice cereal called Life, but we don't explain its meaning. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1763 Sorry, you don't meet our dress code 1.3121 0.04403 141 101 36 4
1764 Sorry no tables - this is peak time. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
1765 Installing wifi changed a few things... 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1766 Them? They parachuted in. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1767 Welcome to Chez Om. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1768 The restroom? Just climb 1,000 feet and take a left. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1769 Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party has arrived. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1770 Don't forget to visit the gift shop at Base Camp 3. Deep discounts on nirvanva. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1771 You'll receive a text when your table's ready. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1772 Perfect lattes, free Wi-Fi,...some say this is Nirvana. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1773 No problem sir. We often have restaurant-goers make your similar mistake. This is, however, Top-Of the-Hill restaruant of East Nepal, not Top-Of-the-Hill restaurant of East 76th Street. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1774 Sorry-jacket and tie required. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1775 Hey there, welcome to 'Mind Over Platter'. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1776 The gondola is on the other side. You have two more questions. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1777 I should have a table for you in 15-20 days. Shall I tell you about the meaning of life while you are waiting, or would you like to go to the bar? 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1778 A table will be available in the next life. Yes, we do offer philosophical takeout. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1779 I'll take the meaning of life, and three granola bars to go. 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
1780 My advice? Next time call ahead for a reservation 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1781 Are you hiring? 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1782 Did your previous incarnation make a reservation? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1783 I'm am sorry. You'll need a collared shirt. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1784 Yes, but its's out of order. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1785 .....and the enlightenment is served with a savory brown butter sage. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
1786 Table for one, my blind date can’t make it. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1787 White wine goes best with mindfulness; maybe a Chardonnay. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1788 The secret of life? Reservations. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1789 I'm sorry sir, happy hour is over, but I can seat you in purgatory until 2020. 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
1790 Grande half caf extra foam soy latte, please. To go. 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
1791 In this age of political enlightenment I needed another revenue stream. 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
1792 Sorry, we’re all booked for the evening. Would you like to consider a higher plane? 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1793 I'm so sorry that your partner fell down a crevasse, sir, but we just can't sit one at a two-top. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1794 No, I'm not interested in subscribing to National Geographic. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1795 We only serve enlightenment and espresso. Food's on K2. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1796 Advice? Sure—next time, take the train up. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1797 Yes, I have reached enlightenment, and, I have no reservations. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1798 Without a reservation you'll be waiting here forever. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1799 No, sorry, this is Mountain Cafe. Fountain Cafe is down on 4th Street. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1800 What's the meaning of this? 1.3099 0.05211 142 110 20 12
1801 Party of oneness? I have a divine spot by the glacial erratic. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1802 The Meaning of Life IS a good coffee shop. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1803 I'm sorry, the restrooms are for customers only. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1804 Jesus! A reservation! All I want is a glass of water! 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1805 I'm here about the internship. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1806 I'd tell you the meaning of life, but we don't allow climbing shoes after 6 o'clock. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1807 And a question for you: Do you have a reservation? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1808 Yes, the coffee is Fair Trade. Do you have another moral quandary? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1809 Sorry, but the enlightenment business was just a fad. We're a coffee shop now 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
1810 It is only by looking inward that you will attain a reservation. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1811 Enlightenment is best served with a side of exhaustion, my child. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1812 Sorry, you must print out your coupon ahead of time. 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
1813 Hello there....Your reservation is for tomorrow. 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
1814 Welcome to Higher Ground. We are your conscience. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1815 It's kinda like the definition of jazz--if you didn't fly in by chopper, you probably can't afford to eat here 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1816 This is my higher calling. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1817 Are you sure you can’t seat an incomplete party? My partner is two days behind me. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1818 I hear the food is heavenly. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1819 No, Starbucks is two peaks over. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1820 A table won't be available for an eternity? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1821 Enter username and password 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
1822 Sorry, but table service is only for guests who’ve attained enlightenment. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1823 Sorry, we can't seat you until the entire party arrives. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1824 Let's just say that Google and wifi changed my business model. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1825 Forget the meaning of life. Do you have a reservation? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1826 ‘I’m sorry, but we just sold the last scone.” 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1827 What do you mean there's no Wi-Fi? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1828 I’ve come for the haute cuisine. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1829 Why didn't you take the elevator? 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1830 Table for one with an ideological view, please. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1831 Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1832 Dad, you left home to start a restaurant? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1833 Same thing as I told them. Coffee is the secret to contentment. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1834 Great view but how's the food? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1835 On the up side, I do know the password for the wi-fi. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1836 I'm looking for a peak experience. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1837 The Wi-Fi password is 'Enlightenment' 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1838 It was a reservation for two but... 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1839 We're fresh out of ultimate truth. Care to try our scones? 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1840 I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1841 Or there are always seats on the outcropping. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1842 You have to check your backpack by the elevator. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1843 With the purchase of a six dollar coffee you will receive enlightenment. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1844 Try to imagine life without WiFi. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1845 I'm sorry, but you just missed happy hour. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1846 Sorry, we only accept former EPA scientists and disillusioned progressives. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1847 We're full. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1848 Mantra-shmantra! Who cares? Do you have a reservation? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1849 I'm sorry, but we only take cash. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1850 Do you seek enlightenment, or just coffee? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1851 But what is the meaning of reservation? 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1852 With true enlightenment you get continental breakfast. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1853 Sorry. No coat, no service 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1854 I was lonely. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1855 Is everyone in your party here? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1856 The best I can do for you is a seat at the bar. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1857 Do you validate? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1858 Enlightenment is for customers only. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1859 I'm sorry, there's a dress code. 1.3094 0.04433 139 100 35 4
1860 Yes, there's an elevator. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1861 Restrooms are for customers only. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1862 We don't do takeout. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1863 So sorry sir, Nirvana’s restrooms are for customers only. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1864 I'm afraid I can't seat you sir until your chakras have completely aligned. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1865 Can I use your restroom? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1866 Welcome to our cafe. Mantra or non-mantra seating? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1867 Could I get a table with a view? 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1868 Do you take Discover card? 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
1869 Welcome to Higher Grounds. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1870 She's on her way? I'm sorry, but we only seat complete parties. 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
1871 I'm sorry, sir, but we can't seat you until your whole party arrives. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1872 I don't have a reservation, but do you take climb-ins? 1.3088 0.04491 136 98 34 4
1873 Yes, this really is the answer. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1874 Welcome! Have you come for dinner or wisdom? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1875 Inside, outside or first available? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1876 The regular latte is $2.95. The special latte - which gives you direct cognition of Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva, and instantaneous enlightenment - eternal moksha - freedom - the goal of all human seeking, is $5.95. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1877 I am sorry sir, we can't seat you until your entire party is present. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1878 Yes, the elevator guys came just a few minutes after you left. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1879 Sorry, we don’t take clime-ins. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1880 Am I too late for happy hour? 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1881 Yelp typo. We are shade grown and organic but not fair trade. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1882 Is Happy Hour still on? 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1883 You made it just in time. We're becoming a Starbucks next week. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1884 Welcome to the top floor of Amazon's new headquarters. And yes, yet another shared workspace. 1.3088 0.04491 136 98 34 4
1885 Your 3 answers are: The diners are a figment of your imagination, I sit on a rug because I'm a backward guru, and I don't know how you are going to get down. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1886 I come seeking enlightenment -- and a fantastic French red 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1887 I'm sorry. Coat and tie are required. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1888 We can't offer you enlightenment, but our bar is full service. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1889 The path to enlightenment lies in bottomless mimosas. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1890 Today’s Special is Total Enlightenment, with fries. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1891 Lunch? Yes, Enlightenment will take a bit longer. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1892 Enlightenment wasn’t enough. I had to add services. 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1893 Unfortunately, truth seekers don't pay the bills. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1894 Look, our website is very clear. I can tell about the meaning of life, but only if you order a latte. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1895 I'm sorry but the bathrooms are for guests only. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1896 I'm not here to dispense life's secrets, only to tell people that walk-ins cannot be accommodated, that reservations are required. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1897 Did I forget to mention the free helicopter ride? 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1898 You must have been expecting me - right? 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1899 There's no wait if you'd like your enlightenment at the bar. 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 5
1900 Hello Guru, I have an uberEats pickup for Jane 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1901 My advice? You should've taken the elevator on the opposite side. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1902 I can only help you if you want to become a waiter 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
1903 You could have taken the escalator. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1904 Hey, mister, can I use the bathroom or do I have to order something first? 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
1905 I understand. Everyone has reservations, but I am looking for commitment. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
1906 Our prix fixe includes WiFi, latte and Nirvana. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1907 The Crippling Self Doubt guru is on the next mountain over. I am Reservations only. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
1908 Yes, a necktie is required. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1909 We have WI-FI. Google 'Meaning of Life.' 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1910 Do you deliver? 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1911 The waiting time will be eternity. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1912 We're redefining haute cuisine. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1913 We can seat you once the rest of your party has arrived. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1914 Our reservationist is located at the bottom of the mountain. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1915 The enlightenment business model just wasn't cutting it anymore. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1916 Why, yes, we do have Wi-Fi. It connects to a higher power. 1.3060 0.04397 134 96 35 3
1917 Remember for next time, we are on Open Table. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1918 I can sit you at the bar now -- they can take all of your existential questions there, too. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1919 Welcome to the Enlightenment Cafe where your thirst for meaning is slaked with our ethically-sourced, small-batch, barista-curated coffee drinks...what can I get started for you today? 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1920 Party of one? 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1921 Do I LOOK like Alexa?! 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1922 Sorry, but after that terrible review in the New Yorker it's reservations only. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1923 I don’t have a reservation but can I use your bathroom? 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1924 I'm not really sure son, the wait for a table may take an eternity. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1925 It’ll be 20-25 minutes, we have a table that’s almost achieved enlightenment. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1926 There's no secret. Just make an online reservation next time. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1927 It's free but you must look inwards for the password 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1928 Turns out the answer to true inner peace is a ginger-spiced latte! 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1929 Sorry,enlightenment is by reservation only 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1930 Welcome to Le Plateau, have you left all your reservations behind? 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1931 You have journeyed far to find peace, yet peace is everywhere. Like Starbucks. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1932 Welcome to the Inner Peace of Pie Cafe 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1933 You must have some real nirvana to come here uninvited! 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1934 I always thought the Bible said you got two tablets from God not two tables!!! 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1935 The meaning of life? No reservations. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1936 We don't offer enlightenment anymore, but we're now proud to serve Starbucks coffee. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1937 Well in your case I would suggest the first step to enlightenment is to make reservations 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1938 We're booked through Thursday, but I hear there's some openings at K2. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1939 Yes my son, we only use high-altitude organic coffee. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1940 One question: Do you have a gluten-free menu? 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1941 The Lord was specific that there would be only two tables on top of Mount Sinai. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1942 Sorry, you should have called for a reservation. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1943 My question is really about the meaning of life, I just want to know if you accept American Express. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1944 Hi, I'm Todd, and I'll be your enlightenment server today. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1945 Welcome to Nirvana for Republicans 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1946 I’ve been epicurious about this place. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1947 Sorry, but we could only hold your reservation for 15 minutes. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1948 I realize the reservation is for two, but something went down. 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1949 Do you have WiFi? 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1950 Can you change my reservation for two to just one? 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1951 Yes my son , we do accept Bitcoin 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1952 Thanks, but I thought you had a liquor license. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1953 Is this the inner truth and eternal serenity meetup? 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1954 Are you seeking the single truth or a double cappuccino? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1955 The rest of your party found our elevator. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1956 We require a non-North Face Jacket I'm afraid, sir. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1957 Do you seek enlightenment or a table for one? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1958 Sorry, restrooms are for reincarnates only. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1959 Dinner jacket? 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1960 Trust me, when your mind is open to the universe, it can seem like forever for a table to open up. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
1961 I’m sorry,we only take reservations. 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
1962 Are you hiring? 1.3037 0.05286 135 105 19 11
1963 And how many in your party Mr. Donner? 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
1964 Someone should have informed you of our dress code. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
1965 Question is: was it worth the trip? 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1966 Table for one.....enlightenment or non-enlightenment? 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
1967 I'm sorry sir! We cannot seat you until your entire party is here. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
1968 The wait time depends on how much cash is in the one hand clapping. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
1969 Yes, I can tell you the wifi password. 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1970 A life without reservations is not worth living. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
1971 May I use the restroom? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1972 chat or meditate 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1973 Why am I here? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1974 Not enlightenment, just coffee. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1975 I have a reservation for Om. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1976 Actually, we're not vegan. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1977 No, I don't have any outdoor seating available right now. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1978 The wait is two lifetimes. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1979 You have three questions -- you can ask me anything, but I highly recommend the tomato soup. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1980 I can probably squeeze you in before the rapture. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1981 No Coke, Pepsi 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1982 Do you have a table with some insight please. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1983 Sorry, all our tables are booked. Would you like to wait on our meditation ledge? 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1984 Sorry. Proper attire required. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1985 We only have the secret of great lattes and a good high-speed internet connection. 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
1986 The Oracle has a nice informal cafe at Delphi. Try there. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1987 Can I get my order of enlightenment to go? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1988 The answer to your question is 'no'. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1989 You're the first in your party to arrive. Have a seat at the bar. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1990 Is that to go or to stay? 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1991 Sorry, the bathroom is for customers only. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1992 Nirvana for one? 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
1993 You need a tie? 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1994 I had to diversify. Who needs an oracle when you’ve got WiFi? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1995 I'm sorry sir, it looks like we have your reservation down for your next incarnation. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1996 No reservation? I'm sorry, reservations are made on the other mountain. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1997 I'm sorry, rest rooms are for patrons only!tedoconnell1@aol.com 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1998 Demographically this location would support another Starbucks 1.3008 0.04526 133 97 32 4
1999 What did you think Heaven was? 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2000 We have one table left for lunch next Wednesday. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2001 I'm sorry, but we insist that our diners wear a ties. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2002 Welcome. Cash only, please. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2003 The path toward enlightenment won't be available until around nine-ish. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2004 Excuse me, is this Davos Economic Forum or did I take the wrong train ? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2005 It’s simple dude. Wake up and smell the coffee. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2006 But the rest of my party doesn't arrive until Spring. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2007 I’ll have a decaf double double, with a twist of lemon, and the truffle-dusted croissant, to go, please. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2008 You can't be seated until your whole party is here. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2009 Please let me know when the rest of your party arrives. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2010 Sorry, it's reservations only. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2011 The meaning of life is today's special? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2012 Welcome to A Ledged Nirvana! 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
2013 Perhaps after high tea something will open up. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2014 The pay and benefits are good; I just wish they wouldn’t play so much old age music. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2015 Welcome to Complete Enlightenment! Do you have a reservation? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2016 Your reservation was for your last life. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2017 Try the next mountain. They don't take reservations. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2018 Smoking or non-smoking section? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2019 Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party is present. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2020 If only I had the wisdom to make a reservation. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2021 Welcome to my course on transcendental caffeination. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2022 We only take cash. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2023 Sorry, "Shangri-La" is that mountain over there. This is "The Shangri-La". 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2024 You didn't mention requiring a tie when I made my reservation! 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2025 Your wish for a reservation is granted. You have two wishes remaining 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2026 Now that you have climbed 10,000 feet, remove your shoes, pour out any liquids, and you may begin your inward journey. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2027 I’m sorry, but our dress code is strictly enforced. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
2028 … Sage advice?? Yeah. Try the veal. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2029 We're a full service sit down restaurant. Not like 23 Starbucks you passed on the way up. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2030 Sorry, the answer to your question is we have a dress code. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2031 I did the call ahead... 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2032 "The secret is "franchising". 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2033 I got lonely, so I opened this little place. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2034 Not so sure about advice, but I can recommend the fish. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2035 Things haven't been the same since we began offering free wifi. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2036 Your mother says you have to come home now. 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
2037 My reservation is for Friday. The traffic was light so I'm 2 days early. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
2038 Oh great guru what's the special today? 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2039 Do you have a dinner jacket in your backpack? 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2040 Hang in there, your table's almost ready. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2041 Sorry-jacket and tie required. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2042 One does not simply reach the peak. First, one must make a reservation. 1.3000 0.04320 130 93 35 2
2043 I'm sorry but we have a dress code. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2044 Hi my name is The Lord Almighty and I’ll be your server today 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2045 But I yodeled for a reservation three days ago. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2046 No Reservation, no enlightenment. Sorry! 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2047 Sorry, our reservation policy clearly stated we only hold the table for one day. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2048 The WiFi password is Om. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2049 I come seeking the WiFi password! 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2050 This is Take A Hike SUSHI. Himalayan Stir Fry closed months ago. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2051 Do you have Wi-Fi here? 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2052 Sorry, We have a Dress Code. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2053 Sorry, we're completely booked. 1.3000 0.05531 130 103 15 12
2054 No, I was enlightened by the USA investor visa guidelines. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2055 If you prefer tea, you can go to Hell. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
2056 You should have called ahead. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
2057 You can have a view or enlightenment but not both. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2058 Without any reservation at all, I can tell you that you aren't getting seated. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
2059 We're booked through eternety. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2060 Welcome to Nirvana. Do you have a reservation? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2061 We support diversity and inclusion here, so there's no dress code for staff, but for customers, a complete set of mountain climbing gear is a trigger indicator of income inequality and is therefore not acceptable. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2062 Turns out, the secret of life is a good cup-a-joe. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
2063 Sorry Kitchen just closed, can you come back tomorrow? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2064 The truly enlightened use the cable car. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
2065 Welcome pilgrim. Do you seek knowledge or knockwurst? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2066 I’m not at all surprised by your High overhead costs. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2067 No, we're not vegan here. I think you have the wrong mountain. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
2068 I'm sorry, no necktie, no service 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
2069 Crap! Did I die on the way up? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2070 Long trip or not, you still need a reservation. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2071 Your reservation was for yesterday. Have a Namas-day. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
2072 Welcome; do you have a reservation? 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
2073 If you have to ask, you can’t afford it. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2074 You may reach nirvana by following the Eightfold Path, but you will never attain a seat without a reservation. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2075 Could I see your take-out menu? 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
2076 I can sit you at the bar, but it will take at least two hours to get enlightenment. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2077 Your wait time for Nirvana is about 30 to 40 minutes. 1.2975 0.04491 121 87 32 2
2078 I converted to coffee because its followers are more devout. 1.2975 0.04642 121 88 30 3
2079 I'm sorry, but you are fifteen minutes late for your reservation 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
2080 The road to enlightenment cannot be burdened by reservations. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
2081 I can seat you in your next lifetime. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2082 I'm sorry sir, did you make a reservation? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
2083 Is there a dress code 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2084 Sorry. We no longer offer takeout. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2085 nirvana or non-nirvana 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2086 Enlightenment? No. But how about a decaf soy no-foam latte? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
2087 Sorry, we cannot seat you without a reservation. Namaste 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2088 Turns out the answer is free wi-fi. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2089 It's simply a higher level of al fresco dining. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2090 How long you been waiting? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2091 What do you mean, I need a jacket and tie??!! 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2092 Inner peace, enlightenment, or yak ribs and a Caesar salad? 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2093 The password? Sorry, 'Do you have Wi-Fi?' was your one question. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2094 I'm sorry . What was your order again? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
2095 I'm afraid you must namaste here till your whole party has arrived. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
2096 Sorry, no reservations, no enlightenment!!! 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2097 After you have been enlightened, please stay and enjoy free wifi. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
2098 I am sorry that your friend is running late, but we only seat complete parties. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2099 Welcome, fancy a little Haute Cuisine? 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2100 Earliest reservation I have is next week Thursday. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2101 Excuse me, what’s the WiFi password? 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2102 We discontinued take-out. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2103 It’s always wise to make a reservation. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
2104 Meaning of life? I am here for the view. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
2105 What is your wifi code? 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
2106 The wifi password is 3nli6ht3nm3nt 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
2107 There is no secret to getting a good table. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
2108 High tea begins at Four PM. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
2109 Location, location, location. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2110 It is laudable for one to strive for nirvanna, but in this situation one also needs a reservation. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2111 You're not on the list. Are you sure you didn't call the Matterhorn location? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2112 There might be a seat at the bar. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2113 the truth is the food is overrated 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2114 But I am a social climber. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2115 They call it High Tea. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2116 Do you seek entitlement? 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2117 Sorry, no table without a reservation 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2118 The answers you seek can be found among our daily specials. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2119 Sorry, Only Visa and American Express. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2120 No, I don't know the wi-fi password. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2121 I’d help you but I have my reservations. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2122 Didn’t you contemplate a reservation? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2123 No, it is just me, my companion fell off the mountain. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2124 The latte won't come to you. You must come to the latte. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2125 Did you want valley parking? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2126 Your burger is the only reason to go above 14th Street. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2127 Sorry but your reservation is for next Saturday. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2128 You may only join us without reservation. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2129 Table for onnnnnnnnnne? 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2130 I’m sorry. The check-in desk is on the ground level. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2131 I'm sorry, but this is an upscale restaurant. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2132 Our coffee has an altitude. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2133 One grande enlightenment to go please 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2134 Take Out is around back... 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2135 Are you ordering enlightenment under the prix fixe menu or a la carte? 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2136 I guess I can wait. 1.2937 0.04517 126 92 31 3
2137 Yes, even up here you need a coat and tie and a reservation for the fine dining room. But allow me to recommend our casual cafe downstairs. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2138 Some words of wisdom--even with a reservation, call to confirm. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2139 Would you like to hear about our Contented Hour specials? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2140 The way to a mind's enlightenment is through the stomach via your wallet. 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2141 After meditating about your wait time, I can confidently say it will be several days. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2142 Welcome. But I must warn you, we're all out of Wisdom! 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2143 Do you have free wi-fi and a table near an electrical outlet? 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2144 My son, everything is high here. 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2145 Wisdom and knowledge? Or a table for one at 7:00 P.M.? 1.2937 0.04227 126 90 35 1
2146 Yes, you died on El Capitan. Regular or decaf? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2147 Both of our tables are full. You may wish to make a reservation next time. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2148 There's a forty-five minute wait and we're out of the Chateaubriand. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2149 No, we're not hiring valet drivers at the moment. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2150 The true meaning of happiness in a single word... "reservation" 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2151 I'm sorry. We don't take climb-ins. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2152 Yes, the place you were searching for has been right in front of you all along. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2153 The prices in here are just like the location. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2154 They never told us about a dress code. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2155 The cup is not half empty, or half full. The cup is a Venti Mocha Cappuccino. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2156 Mile-high club members only. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2157 Yes, I'm the bouncer, and no, you can't come in. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2158 Are you seeking enlightenment, Wi-Fi, or a chai latte? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2159 Did you bring the Grey Poupon? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2160 No tables are available now, but I can put you on the list for your next life. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2161 Relax... I am neither happy nor sad to see you. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2162 We're booked this evening. Can you come back tomorrow? 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2163 I can neither answer your question nor seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2164 You should have made reservations. 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2165 This is only the first level of enlightenment. Self-actualization and profiteroles are on level two. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2166 This is Fine Dining, Wisdom is two mountains to your left. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2167 Life is a plateau, not a destination. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2168 Can I just get the t-shirt? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2169 You climbed up? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2170 I see a waitstaff position in your future. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2171 What do you mean, you're out of coffee?? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2172 I thought the mile high club was an old wives’ tale! 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2173 You're 5 minutes late. We gave your reservation to someone else. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2174 We're ascetic, but not that ascetic. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2175 Welcome to Nirvana. Do you have a reservation? 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2176 Enlightenment or Cappuccino? 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2177 Is this the new mountain-to-table restaurant? 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2178 I'm sorry, a jacket is required for dinner. 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2179 Not yet - it's first succumb, first served. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2180 What do you mean you can't find my reservation? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2181 No, smart-ass, it's the Shangri-La, video-poker restaurant and family pub! 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2182 Smoking or non-smoking? 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2183 Have you any reservations? 1.2937 0.04374 126 91 33 2
2184 I was here before it was popular. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2185 Sorry. Tables with a view are all taken. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2186 It's location, dude -- location location location. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2187 Anything near a window? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2188 For two people at 1 PM. Preferably something with a view. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2189 Any inside seating available? 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2190 Faster horses, younger woman, older whiskey. 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2191 I have a mental reservation for one. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2192 Indoor or patio? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2193 Sorry, but the Young Republicans are camping one pinnacle to the right. This is the Still Hauling for Hillary group. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2194 No, we do not have a vegetarian menu 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2195 You passed the Starbucks on your way up. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2196 Sorry, my child. Shorts are not allowed. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2197 The coffee is free. The self-knowledge costs $8. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2198 Sorry, it's going to be a bit of a wait. Do you want to take a walk? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2199 I have a reservation, something with a view. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2200 People wanted coffee more than to learn the meaning of life, so I had to adapt. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2201 I had no trouble giving up most comforts of modern life, but I found I couldn't live without an upscale coffee shop. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2202 How many will you be? 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2203 I’ve been waiting for a reservation for 50 years... 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2204 Who's the unlucky lady? 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2205 Sorry, we're booked for your next two lifetimes. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2206 What do you mean you lost my reservation? 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
2207 No, I'm the maitre d. Not as much respect, but the tips are terrific. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2208 There's a road on the other side. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2209 I didn't think I needed a reservation. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2210 Table for one? Will that be enlightened or unenlightened? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2211 Welcome to Enlightenment. Have you a reservation? 1.2937 0.05528 126 100 15 11
2212 I'm sorry sir. No walk-ins. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2213 We offer free 'Why-Fi'. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2214 Sorry, we're full. It's always like this during peak season. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2215 No, I didn't call ahead for a reservation. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2216 I lament your dissatisfaction. Nonetheless, saffron robes are required attire for gentlemen. We only permit him to wear track suits because he’s the Dalai Lama. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
2217 We do have a table. Are you okay with no view? 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2218 How’s the bubbly up here? 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2219 Welcome to Nirvana dining, enjoy the sin-free food. 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
2220 Sorry. We're fully booked. 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
2221 Little did Steven know that "Nirvana" was just the name of an overpriced coffee shop. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2222 No, we don't have soy milk. Yak milk only. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2223 I suggest your first wish should be to ask for a reservation. 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
2224 We're full can you come back tomorrow? 1.2913 0.05374 127 100 17 10
2225 Hello, Did nobody tell you that there is an elevator on the other side of the mountain? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2226 What do you mean I need a jacket? 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2227 Would it be okay if I use your restroom? 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2228 Do you have a table in your no-snowing section? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2229 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have a table without a view. 1.2903 0.05583 124 99 14 11
2230 The secret of happiness is to call ahead for a reservation. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2231 Couldn't you find the elevator? 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2232 Reservations required! 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2233 I'm sorry. You should have called ahead. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2234 Yes, this is nirvana. 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2235 What's good? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2236 I thought we were meeting in private. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2237 Jesus! They put in a Starbucks here, too 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2238 So, unless I don't have reservations, I can't get a table? 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2239 Dining al fresco today? 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2240 I'd like to know secret of life and if my improv group could perform here this weekend. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2241 I'm sorry; you don't have a reservation. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2242 Traffic was light. I got here early. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2243 How should I know? I'm just a guy who's run out of chairs. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2244 No, we don't take Discover. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2245 Can you call me a cab. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2246 We are close to getting a Michelin star 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2247 Would there be room at the bar? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2248 You are aware that there is a surcharge for enlightenment. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2249 No, you can't see a menu. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2250 Salvation is available only to paying customers. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2251 What are today's seafood specials? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2252 Table for one, please. I'd prefer the spiritual enlightenment section with a mountain view. 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2253 Sorry. We only accept bitcoin. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2254 I need to change the reservation number for the Donner Party. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2255 We recently got rezoned into a mixed-use mountaintop. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2256 Firstly, thank you for not asking the same question. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2257 Our food is great, but we're lacking in atmosphere. 1.2903 0.04402 124 90 32 2
2258 Please wait to be seated. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2259 I’m sorry. I only take people without reservations. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2260 No reservation. No Ascension. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2261 Please....I really have to go. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2262 No, I did not make a reservation, but I meditated about one. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2263 I recommend one with everything. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2264 Oh, don't be so naive. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2265 He said to tell you this is the Last Supper... and we won't be needing any more fish and loaves. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2266 Sorry, bathroom's out of order. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2267 Welcome to the Good Karma Cafe. How may we uplift you? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2268 No jacket and tie? Sadly your long journey has come to an end. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2269 I hear the menu is on a tablet. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2270 The answer you seek is free WiFi. Once you have that, the rest of the answers are in Google. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2271 yes son, the meaning of life is a table with a view. 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
2272 I'm sorry, social climbers only. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2273 The path to enlightenment is fully booked until next Tuesday. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2274 We don't have any openings at the moment, but would you like to make a reservation for your next incarnation? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2275 If you can wait for the next avalanche, there should be an available table. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2276 Well, your signpost didn't mention anything about a dress code. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2277 The first step toward total consciousness is to become conscious of our reservation system. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2278 When even Brooklyn became too expensive, we had to get creative. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2279 Is this "Nosh 'n Nirvana?" 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2280 Oh Wise One, what is the secret to the lingonberry compote? 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2281 Are your restrooms for paying customers only? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2282 I'm sorry but gentlemen must wear coat and tie. 1.2881 0.04520 118 86 30 2
2283 The wait is currently one lifetime. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2284 If you leave your cell number, I’ll text you when your table is ready. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2285 First, a reservation for one, then the answer to all of life's questions~~ 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2286 The meaning of life appears to be calling ahead. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2287 Yelp? No, I saw the yaks parked outside. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2288 Geez, I thought there would be pearly gates... 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2289 Enlighten me, do you have a reservation? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2290 No tie, no service. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2291 Welcome to Peak. I’m so sorry but a jacket is required ... there’s a Men’s Wearhouse at 14,000 feet. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2292 Table for one, sir? Will that be being, or non-being? 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2293 I'm sorry, but you broke the 11th Commandment: "Be nice to those you meet on the way up, because you will meet them on the way down." 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2294 Yes, of course we have wi-fi. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2295 Sorry, we have no phone. We take reservations only by transcendental meditation. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2296 If you feel anger about us losing your reservation, then you are not ready, grasshopper. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2297 I am sorry, your reservation was for yesterday 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2298 The knowledge you'll gain here is priceless. Along that same line, refills are free. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2299 We don't have a no smoking section. This is a volcano. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2300 I'm sorry, we don't have a takeout menu. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2301 I'm sorry, sir, we do insist on a necktie for seating. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
2302 Welcome! You’ve reached a Higher State of Bean. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2303 Yes, the coffee is heavenly. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2304 Jacket and tie required. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
2305 I understand your perspective, but the Starbucks proposal was just too good to turn down 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2306 I'm sorry but we don't have "a table by the window. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2307 Yeah man, It's all downhill from here. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2308 Six months. You should have checked our reservations web page. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2309 Sorry, the vegetarian bistro is on the other ridge. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2310 Just as a reminder, enlightenment is for paying customers only. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2311 Sorry, no hike-ins. We only seat by manifestation. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2312 No, we don't have wi-fi. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2313 If you leave your résumé and mantra, we’ll get back to you. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2314 Prime members get free delivery 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2315 I have a Groupon for the Enlightenment Brunch. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2316 Sorry Sir,your reservations are totally unfouded 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2317 I’m sorry, we cannot seat you until your entire party survives the ascent. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2318 Table for one-with-the-universe? There’s about a 45 minute wait. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2319 What is the meaning of life? I'll have the answer and your table in about twenty minutes. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2320 I'd like a table with a view. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
2321 Welcome to our hermitage's Platinum Level austerity retreat. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2322 Yes son, of course you need a reservation. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2323 Welcome to Haute Cuisine. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2324 Table for one-with-everything? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2325 It'll be about a 15 minute wait for enlightenment, but feel free to go think at our bar. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2326 We changed the name to 'plâteaux.' That's when the gentrification started. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2327 Are you the infamous Dali Latte? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2328 Welcome to Table for K2. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2329 Sorry. A coat and tie are required. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2330 Sorry, young man, that's life "without reservation" you're looking for... that's one cliff over. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2331 Sorry, we're full, try again tomorrow 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2332 I'd like a table by a window, please 1.2869 0.05519 122 97 15 10
2333 Yes, you have the right address... a table will available in 6 months...you may sit at the bar and we'll call you when it's ready... 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2334 Sorry they fell--but it's an hour for a 4-top whereas I can seat you at the counter immediately! 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2335 Do you have a reservation or do you care to wait? 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2336 Shorts? Really? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2337 Bugsy sent me. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2338 We just served the last dinner, the kitchen is closed. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2339 You say the secret of life is in the wine markup? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2340 Scuttlebutt is . . . your prices are a bit steep. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2341 Takeout? That's at our Himalayan location only. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2342 Guess the mantra and you get a free meal. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2343 Sorry...No shoes, no sharpa, no service. 1.2869 0.05640 122 98 13 11
2344 My advice to you is "Don't have the soup." 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2345 No reservation? Sorry, restrooms are only for customers. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2346 What do you mean, our prices are too high? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2347 Simply said young man, I find it more profitable selling triple mocha cappuccinos than selling the "Secret to Life." 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2348 Sorry, we don’t take clime-ins. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2349 This is the only location I could find that was not next-door to a Starbucks 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2350 Welcome to Divine and Dine. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2351 Having no destination, you are not lost. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2352 If you don't have one we can loan you a jacket and a tie. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2353 A reservation? What are you, high? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2354 The Wisdom is free, the rooms with the meal plan are $450.00 a night. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2355 May I please see your menu? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2356 Are you here for the gourmet salt tasting? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2357 I'm sorry, sir. We require a tie. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2358 Confucius say, no bookee, no seatee. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2359 Tabula for one....rasa if available 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2360 It's a question of mind over bladder. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2361 Enlightenment awaits... if table 3 ever decides to pay their bill! 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2362 Most people seek a good espresso and decent wi-fi. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2363 I'm sorry, your reservation was for 2:00. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2364 They didn't tell you downstairs that we're strictly vegetarian? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2365 Enlightenment only when your whole party is seated. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2366 Yes.You can have a cappuccino.You have two more wishes. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2367 But I made the reservation on Open Table! 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2368 Why Yes, we're animal friendly. The goat just went for cheese. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2369 Actually, Enlightenment is the name of our new concept coffee house 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2370 Yes, we validate parking 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2371 Himalayan java to go? - that's a tall order, young man. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2372 How long is the wait for a walk-in? 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2373 Will you be dining alone? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2374 So you’re saying a “tall” is a small here? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2375 Do you have any grey poupon? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2376 If it's a table you seek, you came to the right peak. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2377 Holy Moses! 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2378 Im sorry sir, this evening is reserved for Logical Positivists. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
2379 I'm sorry. We don't take climb-ins. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2380 Happiness starts with free Wi-Fi. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2381 Meaning, shmeaning; do you have a reservation ? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2382 Wisdom, schmisdom, I had to monetize the property. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2383 No, our pasta is not gluten-free. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2384 Would you like sparkling or tap water? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2385 First it was the advice, then the view. A WiFi cafe was inevitable. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2386 And I thought it was a struggle to get reservations. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2387 The Secret to Life is to Have Reservations. Do you have one? 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2388 They come for enlightenment and stay for the coffee and the free wi-fi. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2389 Is there any place around here that is gluten-free? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2390 The next step requires effortless attitude. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2391 Answering questions about the meaning of life is two mountains over. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2392 Gentrification is a bitch. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2393 I know ... No matter where you go, you can't escape gentrification. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2394 Welcome to the summit, I'm afraid it's all downhill from here. Namaste 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2395 I’m sorry, but the WiFi password counts as your one question. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2396 Seriously, a friggin' dress code? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2397 I’m sorry, this area is for Starbucks Reserve platinum members only. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2398 I can't seat you without a reservation. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2399 Sorry, you haven't quite reached this plateau of enlightenment. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2400 No summit. No service. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2401 You don’t take credit cards? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2402 Keep your prices high and your competition low. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
2403 Meditation and solitude wasn't paying the bills, so I... 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2404 Sir, Open Table says your reservation is on Alp 3, sorry. Namaste. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2405 Our soup of the day is Existential Stew. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2406 no we don't validate... 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2407 May I see your menu? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2408 The good news is that finding out how hard it is to get a table is often an 'Aha' moment. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2409 Welcome to Peak Experience. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2410 Have you come for wisdom, or a good expresso? 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2411 Good afternoon--Do you have a reservation? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2412 Yes, there is free Wifi. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2413 Climb it change is real. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2414 I’ll have a Venti Teavana Shaken Strawberry Green Tea Infusion Lemonade. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2415 People in high places don't need reservations. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2416 Welcome to Starbuck's newest and highest location. 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
2417 Has your entire party arrived? 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
2418 Excuse me... Do you have take out? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2419 I'd like a table with good atmosphere. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2420 Is this the internet covfefe for the soul? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2421 Just make me one with everything please. 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
2422 Just let me know when your entire party is here. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2423 Where’s the Gift Shop? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2424 The wait for a table is 10 minutes. The wait for the truth; I'm taking reservations for next week. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2425 You think this kind of view comes free? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2426 The desserts here are to die for. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2427 The people dining alfresco? Not as odd as this being "The New Yorker's" third guru on a mountain cartoon in a month. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2428 One answer, to go, please. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2429 No … This is just a way-station to heaven. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2430 Follow me. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2431 It'll be about a 20 minute wait. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2432 Is this the stairway to heaven? 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2433 The prices look steep. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2434 I called for a to go order 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2435 Leave me a good review on Yelp and I'll tell you the meaning of life. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2436 It's a kind of pop up shop concept. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2437 Smith, party of 4. It will just be the three of us. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2438 Then where's the nearest public restroom? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2439 I’m sorry. It’s by reservation only. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2440 Yeah, they took the elevator ... 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2441 Oh, I would guess another 15 or 20 minutes. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
2442 I would like one Yak milk latte 1.2843 0.04700 102 74 27 1
2443 We don’t accept walk-ins. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2444 Sorry, we're vegan! 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2445 Excuse me, what's the WiFi passcode here? 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2446 We take neither walk ins or walk ups. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2447 Do you have a public bathroom? 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
2448 I found enlightenment...and the last underserved Starbucks market. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2449 Yelp says you have the best Himalayan coffee. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2450 I'm sorry, but the Groupon is only valid at our drive-thru locations. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2451 You're late! Know that, "Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve." 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2452 Yes it's a false summit, but it has free refills. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2453 Most people don’t want the cold, hard truth. But they do want a nice hot latte. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2454 There are nine levels up here too. The first is dining. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2455 Do you accept walk-ups? 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2456 We don't accept credit cards. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2457 The meaning of life? I'm the maître d. You want I should ask the sommelier? 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2458 What? Enlightenment doesn't pay for my kids college. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2459 Why? I'm afraid I don't know. But wifi? Yeah, we've got that. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2460 The other people fell out of line 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2461 What is the sound of one lip smacking? 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
2462 Is this the Meaning of Life Cafe? 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2463 1. Sorry restrooms are for Patrons only. 2. No sir, your reservation is for next Tuesday 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2464 Are you okay with sharing a table? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2465 There's a 45 minute wait for the next available enlightenment. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2466 No, we don't have pumpkin spice. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2467 Do you have any seats at the summit? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2468 Sorry. This is a private party 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2469 I heard you were hiring. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2470 Entree is a fluffed and salted Himalayan salad - main course is lightly poached rocky mountain oysters. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2471 They come for the enlightenment, they stay for the wi-fi. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2472 We've got about a 15,000 foot wait. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2473 I’m sorry the terrain was more difficult than expected but you are still a day late for your reservation. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2474 Now that you mention it, I suppose enlightened does look a lot like unenlightened. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2475 Our dining area is booked up, but the rooftop bar is open. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2476 Welcome to Koffee & Karma! 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2477 Do you have free Wifi here? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2478 I had no choice. They raised my rent. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2479 You poor lad! Why didn't you take the elevator? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2480 I was going to be a philosophy major, but I had some reservations. 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
2481 We have no reservations here! 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2482 Please use the other door. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2483 I'm sorry, it's a "Customers Only" restroom. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2484 I found enlightenment here, but it would have been easier to just go to Starbucks. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2485 I Forgot the Secret Word. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2486 I'M SORRY. proper attire is required 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2487 You should have taken the Fast Food Trail about a mile below. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2488 The meaning of it all? It's best to have a reservation! 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2489 Do you think this strikes the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2490 It's a little sideline because, frankly, poverty sucks. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2491 Alas, my son, for you have journeyed in vain. Restrooms are for customers only. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2492 1. do you have a reservation? 2.i am sorry sir ,we have a dress code. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2493 Yes, I'm with Uber Eats. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2494 Yes we are vegan. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2495 Can I get that, to go? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2496 "No, meaning is not on our menu here. You might try the next mountain". 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2497 I’m sorry Sir, but this is a black tie summit. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2498 You might want to call ahead next lifetime. 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
2499 Parking we don’t validate. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2500 Do you validate Sherpas? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2501 This is enlightened dining; boy scouts' camp is one level up... 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2502 Beg your pardon but I am having a difficult time finding the valet. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2503 Sorry, We have a Dress Code. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2504 I am sorry to say backpackers are not welcome. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2505 The answer to your question is, "No, we don't have any availability." 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2506 Sorry, no enlightenment until your entire party has arrived. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2507 Table, booth, or enlightenment? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2508 Do you take climb-ins? My battery died so I couldn't call ahead. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2509 The wisdom you seek can only be granted when your party is complete. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2510 Must my entire party be present to be seated? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2511 Sorry, the restrooms are for patron only. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2512 Everest ? No, that's the one behind you. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2513 Have you come to find wisdom, inner peace and a $6.75 cup of espresso? 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
2514 This is Enlightenment the Cafe. What you seek is one mountain over. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2515 You need only understand you need not understand but to enjoy. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2516 I'm sorry -- no reservation, no answers. 1.2821 0.05674 117 94 13 10
2517 Please wait to be enlightened. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2518 We are unable to seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.2821 0.04517 117 86 29 2
2519 We don't think you are who you say you are. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2520 Sorry, but we quit serving at 11 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2521 Here at Xanadu, your mind is free, but the meals are not. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2522 Restrooms are for customers only. The sign was at the bottom. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2523 The Venti has 4 ounces more than the Grande and 8 ounces more than the Tall. You have one more question. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2524 Do you deliver to East 52nd Street? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2525 What's today's special? 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2526 Only in the case of fire should you not use the elevator. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2527 May I suggest that you contemplate using our reservation app for your next visit? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2528 Let me enlighten you on today's specials. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2529 I asked for a table with a view, not a guru. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2530 Enlightenment, no. A nice English muffin with strawberries, yes. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2531 Sorry. No shorts, sneakers, or caps permitted. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2532 Welcome to the Hillary Steppe, so close to the peak... yet so far 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2533 I'm sorry, we're booked several lifetimes in advance. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2534 You will need a tie and jacket. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2535 I'm sorry, we're all booked for this evening. Can you stop back tomorrow? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2536 Truly mindful people call ahead for reservations. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2537 They used public transportation and I used levitation. Are you seriously trying to tell me that you climbed up here without a dinner reservation? 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2538 Am I too late for the Happy Hour? 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2539 I was at Walmart for years but this is better. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2540 Do you seek ala cart knowledge or the full wisdom special? 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2541 Did you come for a table or enlightenment? 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2542 C'mon man, I brought my own table and chair. 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
2543 Welcome -- I'm Max and I'll be your enlightenment concierge today. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2544 Sorry, but I don't accept credit cards. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2545 Sorry sir, we don't serve walk-ins, only those with reservations. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2546 Any insight into how to book a table here? 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2547 Oh, Wise One. What is the meaning of brunch? 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
2548 Sorry, business casual required. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2549 A bottle of oxygen or Dom Perignon? 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2550 When did enlightenment require a reservation? 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
2551 You must have left before I got listed on Yelp 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2552 Jacket and tie - no exceptions 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2553 Coat and tie?! You can't be serious! 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2554 I'm sorry. Neckties are required. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2555 I should warn you, we only serve trail mix. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2556 I can't let you in without a jacket. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2557 I have a table for one, but it's back near the kitchen on the shady side of the mountain. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2558 The Maitre d' is getting you a loaner blazer. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2559 My advice? If you've got it, monetize it. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2560 Long wait, huh? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2561 Fully booked 'til the Great Flood, I'm afraid. I can intone if there's a cancellation. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2562 The wise man makes a reservation at the weekend. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
2563 Son, if you are seeking solitude, it has moved to the city center 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2564 Cash only. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2565 The entire party should be present before we can seat you. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2566 I'm afraid we're out of enlightenment today but the Mahi-mahi is always a wise choice. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2567 Do you do carryout? 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2568 I’m afraid we’re a bit too high end for you. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2569 You need a Rocky Mountain chai. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2570 Ohm ..... do you have a reservation? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2571 As far as your search for enlightenment , sir , I am afraid you have plateaued . 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2572 Dining in or take out? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2573 Oh, no, no ,no. The cafe you want is 30 miles east of here, and we require advance reservations. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2574 You know, there's an easier way to reach me. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2575 Perhaps you’ve set the bar too high. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2576 The mountains will call to you when your table is ready. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2577 We've nothing on the terrace. How about by the bar? 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
2578 I know what the reviews say but what we lack in atmosphere we make up for with scenery 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
2579 No, nothing on the terrace, perhaps a mat near the glacier. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
2580 I'll take one order of enlightenment to-go, please. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
2581 Coat check? 8,000 miles down on your left. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2582 The new tax reform made the enlightening business unsustainable. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2583 Our special today is loaves and fishes. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2584 yes it's al fresco, but you want the next mountain top; that's casual dress 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2585 Sorry, sport coat & tie only. Go figure. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2586 nah Ellen don't work here no more and if you see that selfish bitch tell her you gotta tell people if you got herpes, fuck 1.2797 0.05758 118 96 11 11
2587 Seeking divining, or fine dining? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
2588 I'm sorry, WiFi is for customers only. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2589 You say you had a reservation for two, but you need to change that to a eulogy for one ? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2590 I'm sorry, you should have made a reservation 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2591 Do you have a gluten-free menu? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2592 Life has no meaning without a reservation. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2593 While I wait to be seated, how did the Russians make me vote for Trump? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2594 The road less traveled...to brunch 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2595 The answer is small talk. What's the question? 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2596 Reservations? Of course, but I climbed anyway. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2597 Are there booths at the summit? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2598 I can't tell you the answer until your whole party arrives. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2599 "As your spiritual adviser, I encourage you to press on". "As your host, you have a 40 minute wait". 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2600 Sorry, we only seat complete parties. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2601 I've achieved the level of monatizing. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2602 You’ll have to wait for your entire party to arrive. 1.2783 0.05733 115 93 12 10
2603 I'm sorry. Restaurant Week is NEXT week. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2604 Sorry, no wisdom to impart, but do you want a free latte for your troubles? 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2605 Booked out for today, try again tomorrow? 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2606 My advice would be to make a reservation and wear a jacket next time. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2607 You may ask me one question … 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2608 The coffee will lift your spirit but the WiFi is a fickle mistress. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2609 'I hope you take American Express'. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2610 Sorry son, we only take reservations two lives in advance. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2611 Study my teachings and you will shed the desire for a table. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2612 I’ll be right back I forgot my wallet at base camp 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2613 Let this be a lesson. I've given away your table because you are late and not all of your party are here. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2614 The wait time depends on how slowly and reverently people drink their tea. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2615 I'm sorry, but a jacket is required. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2616 Sorry, sir, we don't do take out. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2617 But they called my name down in the Base Camp Espresso Martini Lounge.... 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2618 Is the rest of your party here? 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2619 Don't ask. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2620 Welcome to the Karma Kafé, the fifth level of enlightenment. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2621 Happily I have the answer for you. Haute cuisine. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2622 Sorry, we don't accept climb ins for dinner. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2623 I have found the coffeehouse experience enlightening. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2624 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2625 Sorry we don't get very many to go orders... talk to the bartender about 500 feet up to your left. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2626 No. I'm sorry, but here you can't "just use the restroom." 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2627 First, my son, you must spend ten years listening to vapid conversations, or tweeting. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2628 You're doing it the hard way. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2629 Enlightenment is not on today's menu; but we do have some lovely specials. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2630 We offer four varieties of lattes, free wi-fi, and eternal enlightenment. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2631 Ya... I know I reserved a table for 2. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2632 The wifi password is KaramKarmaKarmaKarmaKarmaChameleon1. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2633 This ledge is for business climbers. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2634 They're out of tables so I'm sitting on the ground like a fucking animal. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2635 Yes, you will find enlightenment, and also an awesome hot spot. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2636 I’ll be honest. The food’s not much but the atmosphere!... 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2637 We can't seat you until your entire party is here 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2638 Sorry, nothing until after 8:30 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2639 We have a dress code. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2640 Right now the wait time is approximately three lives. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2641 Cash only. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2642 If you want to know the meaning of life, order the double-smoked quail with artichoke puree. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2643 No, this is the Meaning of Life restaurant. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2644 Sorry, we're fully committed for the evening. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2645 It's true, the heart should have no reservations. And you're still going to need a reservation. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2646 There’s an elevator! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2647 Oh, and two dozen eggs, three loaves of bread and a pound of coffee would be great... 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2648 Sorry. The bathroom is only for disciples. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2649 The couple on the escarpment complained that the Chilean Sea Bass was cold. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2650 The answer to life...no....but your wait time is twenty minutes. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2651 Sorry, we don't take hike-ins. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2652 Sorry, Ivanka said you weren't on the list. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2653 Coffee and Wi-Fi, that's all there is to life. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2654 Sure, mindfulness -- and chai lattes! 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2655 I mean, I miss the solitude, but the poke bowl is just outstanding. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2656 It's a Starbucks. Can I enlighten you on anything else? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2657 I hear this is the best place to make appeals for my "Go Fund Me" time off career path, personal self improvement project. May I come in? 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2658 I'm sorry, sir; you need a reservation. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
2659 Is there a restroom key? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
2660 Without a reservation, I'm afraid only Zen seating is available. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2661 I’m here for the Early Bird Special 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2662 Didn’t I see you back in December sitting on a big green ball? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2663 We call it Karma, not reservation. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2664 I'm in charge of the food for thought. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
2665 My secret? Warm the pot first. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2666 I am Shawn. The Dolly Lama said to mention his name. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2667 Yeah thanks.....I opened my first one on a molehill... 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2668 If you’re looking for a table, the wait times are mountainous. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2669 Welcome to club "After Life". May I see your death certificate? 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2670 Either you have a reservation, or you'll need to update your GPS 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2671 Er, no, I don't have a reservation. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2672 There's parking around in back, if you'd rather not walk... 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
2673 Unfortunately, spiritual enlightenment requires an online reservation. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2674 I need to cancel my reservation. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2675 Yes, this is Amazon Web Services! 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2676 Will there be a second seating? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2677 Sorry, you're not wearing a tie. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
2678 Would you like the wifi password? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2679 So the Enlightenment meal...does that come with any sides? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2680 It's a new concept called "enlightened dining." 1.2759 0.04513 116 86 28 2
2681 Sorry, but we require reservations. May I suggest our sister restaurant, Base Camp Cafe, you climbed right past it on your way here, do try their Mountain Goat, it's divine. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
2682 I’m sorry but we don’t take travelers checks 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2683 If it has to be Starbucks, keep climbing. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2684 Yes, Buddhism is the correct religion. No, it’s still business casual. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2685 Wisdom? No. Wi-fi? Definite yes. Turns out to be more important. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2686 Come for the sage advice. Stay for the sage chai. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2687 Why yes, we have WiFi 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2688 Welcome to Yogi's, where we provide the tips. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2689 I'm sorry. Do you have reservations? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2690 Please remember to give us 5 stars on Yelp 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2691 Yes, you can attain a Wi-Fi connection on-high here. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2692 Welcome to Salmon on the Mount - table for one? 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2693 Do you have reservations for Sir Edmund Hillary and Sherpa Tenzing? 1.2743 0.04216 113 82 31 0
2694 Oh, you meant validate your parking? Sorry, I don't do that either. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2695 Unfortunately, we're not wheelchair accessible yet. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2696 Welcome to ThinAirbnb 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2697 There must have been a mistake... I made my reservation 3 months ago. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2698 No, I'm not Jerry Garcia - guess again. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2699 I thought she was asking if I had reservations about climbing this high. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2700 There’s a 15 minute wait 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2701 No, sorry, we don't. You'll have to go home and get a jacket and tie. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2702 Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2703 So many people come, I opened a restaurant. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2704 The path to enlightenment is through dark roast. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2705 Truthfully it was the "food for thought" business model, after that it was just vertical integration. 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
2706 You can't get enlightenment until April @2:30, but there's a seat at the bar. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2707 Is this the meaning of life? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2708 Who won the Superbowl? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2709 Sorry, I can't seat you until your whole party is here. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2710 Will there be a wait? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2711 It's only for the highest one percent. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
2712 Sorry, we only take Apple Pay. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2713 Welcome to the only Himalayan coffee shop with free wi-fi. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2714 Is this what they mean by 'in the cloud'? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2715 Do you seek enlightenment, or a table with a view? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2716 Mirage Advertising. Two questions left. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2717 Sorry, High Tea is just finishing. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2718 Hello, pickup order for Remnick. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2719 The only coffee you will find here is the coffee you bring. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2720 I have nothing but reservations. [italicize but] 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2721 No! Only Bitcoin. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2722 It’s a two hour wait 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
2723 For me, getting a good table IS the secret to life. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2724 The answer to your question will be at 9 - can we give you a seat at the bar? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2725 Sorry, we can't seat you until the entire party arrives. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
2726 Your entire party must be present to be seated. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2727 You’re looking for the guy with the green exercise ball. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2728 I'm so sorry. We can only seat you if the full party survived the climb. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2729 I'm looking for a table with a scenic view 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2730 Sorry, our rest room is only for dining customers. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
2731 We replaced the pearly gates with a 'virtual wall' because it seemed more humane. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2732 Actually, this is Enlattement, where people just act like they've got it all figured out. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2733 Sorry, do you have a reservation? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2734 Turns out, inner peace can be achieved with just the right ratio of home fries to coffee. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2735 I'm sorry, but no reason, no rationalism and no tie, no service. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2736 Yes, there is wifi, but you can only ask for three hints for the password. 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
2737 Do you do take away? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2738 I'm sorry but we only take reservations. No hike-ins. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2739 I'll have a whiskey on the rocks. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2740 You can wait at the summit and we'll buzz you if we have a table open. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2741 „Sorry, enlightenment is sold out. But we have a great Chai Latte.“ 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2742 You're in luck! We have fresh lobster today. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2743 Order the chicken, the enlightenment is only half-baked. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2744 Spicer, party of one. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2745 Have you any reservations? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2746 I assume you have take out. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2747 The meaning of life? I'm sorry, but it's one mountain over! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2748 I’m sorry you didn’t see the host at the bottom of the mountain, but without putting your name on the list, we just can’t seat you. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2749 I'm sorry we're full. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2750 I'm sorry sir. We're all out of enlightenment today. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2751 It's all gentrified until you get up past 14,000 feet. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2752 Let’s go, dad! Mom will be mad if we’re late for dinner. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2753 But I followed GPS directions. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2754 It's easier for people to ponder the meaning of life over coffee. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2755 The meaning of life? No, but I can make you a killer latte. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2756 Are you the new chef? We have high hopes for you. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2757 There's nothing available until the end of the year. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2758 Sorry, booked solid. The path to enlightenment is really blowing up on Twitter! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2759 I don't have the answer but the food is great. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2760 Would you like guidance or the gumbo? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2761 I know it’s supposed to be on the menu, but we have run out of enlightenment today. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
2762 Of course, we have have wi-fi 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2763 Can you make me change for a dollar? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2764 Yes, I had plenty of reservations about climbing up here. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2765 Of course you need a reservation. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2766 Do you have a restroom? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2767 I'm sorry, Sir, but I don't have a jacket and tie to lend to you. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2768 Please tell Michelin that I've given up my three-star rating, and, well, everything else. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2769 Welcome to Starbucks, Himalayas. Would you like your latte with or without divine guidance? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2770 First of all, there is a dress code and no you can't use the bathroom. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2771 Sorry sir we are all out of tables with a view. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2772 No, we don't have a take-out menu-- however ironic 1.2727 0.04545 121 91 27 3
2773 No, I don't have the meaning of life -- but we do serve an out-of-the-world cup of tea. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
2774 Sorry -- you have to pray ahead. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
2775 I hear your coffee mountain grown? 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
2776 What can I do? It's gentrification. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2777 What do you mean you don't have a vegan option? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2778 Yes, the meaning of life IS patio dining. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2779 I'd like those platitudes to go, please. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2780 I'm sorry. But the mountain top to your left is the vegetarian place. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2781 I thought I was on the path to spiritual nourishment. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2782 Sorry, but with enlightenment you can have no reservations. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2783 Do you offer High Tea? 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
2784 Nirvana is full, but we have room at the bar. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2785 Our specials this evening are enlightenment and inner peace. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2786 You can sit at the bar, or bivouac until a table opens up. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2787 No. Starbucks is on that peak to my left. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2788 Sorry, dress code. No hiking boots allowed up here. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2789 Food's passable, but WiFi service is unbeatable. 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
2790 No, I don't know life's purpose. But I do know that the apple pie here is delicious! 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
2791 It's a forty day wait for a table, but the ambiance is to die for. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
2792 I can't seat you till all of your party has arrived 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
2793 Sorry, we're all full - come back Tuesday. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2794 What is the meaning of my reservation? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2795 Sorry you had to come back. We only give two pancakes with the Moo Shoo Pork to go orders. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2796 It was basically the same crowd, so we added a brunch menu. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2797 The view is nice but it’s not nearly as tranquil as the reviews would have you believe. 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2798 Sorry! The karma’s off. 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2799 - Any open tables? - No, yet. But you have two more questions. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2800 Sure mister, I seek something, especially if you are the swami of pastrami. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2801 Table for one to discover the meaning of life? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2802 You'll have to purchase something before I can give you the Wifi password 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2803 hey do you guys have free wifi? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2804 "Heed these words of wisdom above all. Skip the soufflé. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2805 I’ll be eating alone. My date couldn’t make it. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2806 I figured that it was best to diversify to cover my overhead. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2807 I f you wish to be seated, you'll have to die first. 1.2703 0.05716 111 90 12 9
2808 We're full right now....Can you come back in an hour? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2809 Come back Tuesday 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2810 I have a carry-out order. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2811 I'm sorry, but we have a strict no baggage policy. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2812 No, the meaning of life isn't having reservations. But it helps. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2813 In life, you need not have reservations. In my restaurant, we're booked through to 2019. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2814 I recommend the house special. It is Divine. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2815 No one tips for enlightenment. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2816 Lacks atmosphere but the food's pretty good. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2817 Would you like to have enlightenment with your pizza? 1.2703 0.04424 111 82 28 1
2818 The sports bar hasn't been here since the last avalanche. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2819 What do you mean there is no free wifi? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2820 Sorry, bathrooms are for paying customers only... 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2821 I'm sorry but this is a private peak. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2822 Did I arrive at peak seating time? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2823 Veni, Vidi, Venti. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2824 The toilets are down the cliff and to the left, but unfortunately, Sir, they're for clients only. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2825 Your website didn't say anything about reservations. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2826 Oh joy, another camper. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2827 You need a reservation 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2828 "Deliveries in the back please". 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2829 Sorry, you can't pay your way to the top this time. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2830 What do you mean 'No'? I was up here a month ago to make a reservation. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2831 Sorry, your reservation is with our sister restaurant, Thin Air, which is three peaks to the west. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2832 People don't pay for wisdom. But they pay big bucks for coffee. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2833 SORRY. YOUR MEMBERSHIP LEVEL DOES NOT INCLUDE PLATEAU RESTAURANT PRIVILEGES. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2834 . . . Upper Mar-a-lago. We prefer cash, thanks. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2835 The secret is you must call well in advance. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2836 No really, i wasn't a TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!! 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2837 I'm sorry but you can't be seated until your whole party arrives. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2838 I know I am a few minutes late but I made a reservation on OpenTable and getting here took longer than I expected. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2839 Try the fish 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2840 Sorry, we only seat complete parties. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2841 Table for one, please. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2842 If you look into your heart, you will find the true menu. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2843 No reservation? Take a hike. 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2844 I have reservations about your wisdom. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2845 Ah: we only accept reservations from Open MIND 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2846 You may want to take the escalator next time. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2847 Two for a week from Friday. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2848 Ooooof, sorry, reservations only! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2849 Sorry, we only take American Express. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2850 [Panting] - God, oh god, tell me there's wi-fi here... 1.2703 0.05716 111 90 12 9
2851 Before you ask your question, yes, this is a Starbucks. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2852 Do you have everything bagels? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2853 I take it that I am not the first. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2854 We're booked up until winter. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2855 Which way to Ennui? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2856 Maybe your friend meant a different mountain. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2857 What do you mean, 'Do I have a reservation?' Do I look Indian to you? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2858 Do you serve craft beer? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2859 Please tell me you have gluten on the menu! 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2860 You didn't think I'd be alone up here, did you? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2861 Sorry. The bathroom is out of order. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2862 I would like to place a order to go. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2863 What elevator?? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2864 We gave your table up to better hikers 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2865 It was for two, but she couldn't make it. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2866 I needed reservations How Long Ago ???? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2867 Can I get my parking ticket punched? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2868 Once Whole Foods opened, the entire neighborhood went to hell. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2869 We're not appropriating a culture -- merely mocking it -- so it's not racist, well, now wait a minute . . . 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2870 This is way more profitable that giving free advice. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2871 But is your poultry local? 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2872 Sorry, son, this is purgatory. Heaven is a few light years further up. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2873 Am I in time for Happy Hour? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2874 Do you have any seats in the non-believer section? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2875 I am sorry sir, there are no tables available with a mountain view. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2876 Welcome, my son. Your choice is simple: Three questions? Or a table with a view? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2877 Welcome to Paradise! We're full at the moment. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2878 No. No. I'm just here to fix the wi-fi. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2879 Three Michelin stars. But the wait takes a lifetime. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2880 But I did call for a reservation. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2881 You will soon hear the sound of one hand tipping. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2882 Table for one? What name is the reservation under? 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2883 Life is... a 2 hour wait, then you complain about the food. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2884 I decided to open it after business started dropping off. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2885 I don't care if you do have a reservation; we have a dress code here. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2886 I've come for the why-fi. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2887 The foolish man makes the easy look hard 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2888 Dining in or Repelling Out? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2889 The Eleventh Commandment is "Thou shalt not be seated without a reservation" 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2890 Actually, why don't you wait to eat... The whole shamanic thing will read better if you've got low blood sugar. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2891 You want my wisdom - go down by the elevator. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2892 I was told to have no reservations? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2893 I'm sorry, there's a cover charge for enlightenment. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2894 Sorry. Regardless of your method of arrival, reservations are required. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2895 Happy hour at our oxygen bar runs until seven tonight. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2896 Sorry, your reservation was for yesterday. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2897 Be patient. Everything comes to you in the right moment. And your right moment is in 30-40 minutes. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2898 User name and password? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2899 What's your WiFi password? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2900 A table for one with everything, please. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2901 You could have saved the difficult climb to the summit. I have updated and am now in the cloud. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2902 The WiFi password *is* the meaning of life. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2903 You need a reservation 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2904 "Sorry son, but OpenTable has ruined life as we once knew it. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2905 Sorry, our dress code requires gentlemen to have long trousers and jackets. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2906 It's all about coffee & Wi-Fi. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2907 Sorry sir, jackets and ties are required at dinner. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2908 Could I use you restroom? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2909 Next time call first. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2910 Elevation. Destination. Reservation? Desolation. Resignation. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2911 Wait, don't tell me... party of one? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2912 I admit that does sound odd, but the last fellow to eat those mushrooms insisted that I was a flaming shrubbery. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2913 Does the enlightenment come before or after lunch? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2914 I am sorry sir, These reservations are not just hard to get, they were predestoned when we were created. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2915 Rear entrance?!! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2916 Is this Mount Ate Na? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2917 Is your trail mix gluten free? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2918 If you leave your cell phone number, we'll text you when your table is free. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2919 But Open Table confirmed my reservation 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2920 Well, everyone has their own version of nirvana. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2921 You didn't get my reservation? I mentally sent it to you when I started my hike. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2922 Our chef is known for her wisdom, and for her amazing gazpacho. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2923 The meaning of life is our specialty cocktail today. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2924 The downside of taking the road less travelled... we're full up, should only be a 45 minute wait. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2925 It's Nirvana. The restaurant. Do you have a reservation? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2926 Yelp typo. We're not gluten free. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2927 Do you have a question for me, or do you just want the Wi Fi password. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2928 The best I can offer you is enlightenment to go. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2929 How is the Bavarian cream pie? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2930 What took you so long? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2931 What do you mean "reception is by the elevator?" 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2932 I'm quite sorry, sir, but our dress code prohibits lederhosen. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2933 The wait for a table is infinite, but you can sit at the bar for a few eons. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2934 I'm booked through July. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2935 Embrace valet parking my son. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2936 could you give me your recipe for mile high pie? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2937 What do mean my reservation was yesterday? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2938 Enlightenment is not on the menu today. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2939 If you come back tomorrow night, the Ricola alphorn players are performing. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2940 Wi-fi? 1.2685 0.05825 108 88 11 9
2941 Welcome to Starbucks. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2942 If you want a seat with a view, it will be a 45-minute wait. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2943 How's the veal? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2944 You can wait in the lounge, 5000 feet below you... 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2945 Yes, we have Wi-Fi. We call it Hi-Fi. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2946 Dinner jacket? I lost it at 15,000 feet. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2947 Mesa for one? 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2948 Can I use your bathroom? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2949 I'd like to order the key to happiness with no whipped condescension. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2950 Welcome to Nirvana! I'll be your guru this evening, how may I guide you? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2951 My son, please allow me to enlighten you. It pays the bills. 1.2685 0.04482 108 80 27 1
2952 "Sorry, online reservations in the weekends only". 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2953 I'd like a large, half-caff, extra hot, vanilla chai tea latte, with soy milk and no foam in a to-go cup. 1.2685 0.04482 108 80 27 1
2954 Eternal happiness? What's the wifi password? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2955 Is that for here, or to go! 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2956 Sorry we do not accept credit cards. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2957 We're filled to capacity. I recommend you come back in an hour. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2958 Sorry, we don't accept climb-ins. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2959 Welcome to the origins of cloud technology. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2960 Do you validate? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2961 I've worked up quite an appetite. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2962 Do you have a ledge with an echo? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2963 Wisdom? I don't even have a tie. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2964 I would describe our cuisine as classic American, but elevated. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2965 I'm sorry, but you're more than a year late, the election is over, Hillary lost again, and we're out of caffè latte. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2966 Next time, yodel your reservation before climbing. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2967 Sorry, you're looking for 'Nirvana.' It's one peak over. 1.2685 0.05825 108 88 11 9
2968 “Welcome to the new Starbucks North”! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2969 Have you seen a man sitting on a green ball up here by any chance? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2970 Lonely Planet listed you as ‘casual, informal’ but I guess you’ve gone upscale since. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2971 I'm sure I made a reservation. First name Dalai... 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2972 Without a reservation the wait is two reincarnations. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2973 I couldn’t call for a reservation. There’s no cell service. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2974 Contentment comes with overcoming the most difficult challenge - but next time try our shuttle service. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2975 Would you like a cappuccino with your meaning of life? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2976 It's all very simple: there's no place like home! 1.2685 0.04482 108 80 27 1
2977 Is a latte included with the infusion of transcendent energy? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2978 Of course we have free wi fi. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2979 Santa? 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2980 The quest for wisdom, my son, is just around the corner. It's called an elevator. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2981 I don't want a table with a view! 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2982 Reservations can be made online 4 weeks in advance. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2983 Enlightenment for one? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2984 I'm sorry sir, Open Table requires you arrive within fifteen minutes of your reservation time. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2985 I'd like a table with a view into the soul. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2986 Can I use your men’s room 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2987 All our teachings are based on the Tibetan Book of Death and Fine Dining. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2988 I'm sorry we're full. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2989 What's your WIFI code? I need to cancel an OpenTable reservation. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2990 My son. I know you have come far. I hope you downloaded the app and booked a table before you left on your journey. The signal is weak up here. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2991 Do you take walk—ins? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2992 “I’d like a reservation for two for tomorrow night”. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2993 Yes, it is the obvious answer. But now that you’ve climbed here it’ll be the best coffee and snack you’ve ever had. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2994 I take the elevator, it's the smart alternative ! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2995 Would you mind sharing a table? 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2996 Come, sit silently and listen to the gossip of others 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2997 Would you prefer the enlightened or the non-enlightened section, sir? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2998 Your wait time for enlightenment is 30 years. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2999 Sorry sir, but it's our peak dinner time, we can't sit you without a reservation 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
3000 Master, What is the true meaning of "gluten-free" ? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
3001 Did you bring a jacket and tie? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
3002 ....... and the special comes with either enlightenment or wi-fi. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
3003 Can I get a carry out menu? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
3004 It's my free wi-fi that attracts them. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
3005 I am here for the valet job. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
3006 Seating cannot be achieved until one's entire party reaches the mountain top. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3007 Can I at least get a fortune cookie? 1.2661 0.04447 109 81 27 1
3008 Do you have a public bathroom? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3009 Our specialty is tack with yak. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
3010 Can't you just tell me WiFi password? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3011 We only accept Master. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3012 No one told me I needed to wear a coat and tie when I made the reservation. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3013 Google, word of mouth, Trip Advisor... Tell us how you found enlightenment. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3014 Yes, we have tables, but you don’t meet the dress code. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3015 Not real interested in the meaning of life; how about just telling me where the elevator is? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3016 Excuse me, have you any gray poupon? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3017 No one told me jacket and tie required. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3018 Sorry, reservations for the 1% only. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3019 Do you come here without any reservation? 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
3020 It’s ‘no wait time’ that you seek. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3021 Did you book? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3022 What happened to that ball you were sitting on, that I came to see? click bait for your bistro? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3023 Table for for one... my partner turned back to base camp with pulmonary edema. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3024 Sorry...No shoes, no sharpa, no service. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3025 Not without reservations, but you can try the Everest Cafe. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3026 Is this Table Rock? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3027 But it's a therapy alpaca. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
3028 I appreciate your reservations. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3029 I made my reservation online 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3030 Specials today, French Toast and inner peace. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3031 The guy sitting on the green ball? he left two, three weeks ago. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3032 Because, grasshopper, the cartoonist was unenlightened. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
3033 I’m sorry but you can’t be seated until the rest of your party arrives. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3034 I'm only doing pop-ups now. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3035 If you give me your cell number, we can page you when something opens up. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
3036 Sorry sir... This is Shangri-La *Cafe* and you need a reservation. The one you want is over the next mountain and I heard you don't need reservations there. But it may be a myth. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3037 Sorry. Finding wisdom includes having reservations. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3038 Yes, I'm hiring. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3039 Come back when you have a mid-life crisis 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3040 Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party has reached the summit. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3041 Got a little lost on the way up and ate my sherpa, so just drinks. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3042 Sorry no reservations until your next level of Karma 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3043 Before I answer your question, do you have a reservation? 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
3044 Yes, of course, we have 3 Michelin Stars. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3045 I have a few reservations. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3046 Yes, this is nachos&nirvana.edu. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3047 I recommend the lattes made from the milk of mountain goats. A little more expensive, but worth the climb. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3048 Do you accept Bitcoin? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3049 No, I don't need to check the calendar. I can see the future. Believe me, we have no table available this weekend. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3050 Why do you think you're on the stairway to heaven? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3051 Do you seek enlightenment or WiFi? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3052 Two lattes to go please. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3053 Good evening. Just to let you know, this is a high end restaurant. Do you have a jacket and tie with you? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3054 Meaning of life for one? About ten minutes. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3055 I'm sure I made a reservation. I must have left the number in my other pack. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3056 Can you tell me the specials again? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3057 Looking for Davos or is this the wrong summit? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3058 I booked at my first meditation class, 10 years ago. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3059 Sorry Sir, you can't make reservations by transcendental meditation. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3060 No, the food is mediocre - but the Wifi signal is great. 1.2642 0.04507 106 79 26 1
3061 Yes, I have dishwasher experience. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3062 This is the Meaning of Life Restaurant. The answer to that question is on our website. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3063 We literally just closed. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3064 Sorry, this is Cafe EverETT. It's a common mistake. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3065 I'm sorry, but it's best to have reservations about all spiritual quests. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3066 What do you mean you can’t seat me until my entire party arrives? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3067 Sorry, your reservation is at Paradise Regained, three mountains over. This is Paradise Lost and we're booked up forever. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3068 Sorry, but no suit, no tie...no service. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3069 Welcome to God's waiting room. 1.2642 0.04507 106 79 26 1
3070 Are you the manager? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3071 I heard your croissants are heavenly. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3072 Ah, I made it! Enlighten me please, why do I always take the path of most resistance? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3073 If you're not in too much of a hurry, we can probably squeeze you in at one with the Universe. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
3074 I actually go by 'Barista Tenzing' nowadays 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3075 I'm sorry, but the restrooms are on the other side of the mountain. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
3076 Ugh. Amazon picked its new headquarters. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3077 Sorry, a successful seeker knows the path to enlightenment requires business casual. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
3078 You're surprised to find a Starbuck's in Sedona? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3079 The real meaning of life... coffee and free wi-fi. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3080 To attain serenity, seek a table away from the kitchen. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3081 The new investors have their own ideas. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3082 How many in your party Sir? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3083 I'm so sorry, this is Chez Rodolpho. Casa Maria Rolanda is on the peak to your left. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3084 May I use the restroom, please? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3085 Even the path to Complete Enlightenment requires reservations at least two months in advance. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3086 why didn’t you tell me on the phone you only accept bitcoins. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
3087 I'm so sorry we're all booked up right now. Can you climb up the mountain again tomorrow? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3088 Well, I guess we can lend you a jacket and tie. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3089 I'll have a latte to go, please 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3090 I've come seeking enlightenment and the wifi password. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3091 It's a 35-year wait. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3092 Sorry, but we only take reservations through Open Table 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3093 Do you have a reservation young man? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3094 It's been months since we stopped serving ribs - our menu is strictly vegan now. You could try the other face. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3095 Sorry, this is a private club 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3096 Welcome to Table Mountain. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3097 I'm afraid we can't seat you without a reservation. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3098 Welcome to the ‘find yourself cafe’, please wait while I find you a table... 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3099 O Guru, what is the WiFi password? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3100 Do you accept hike-ins? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3101 I'm sorry, we only take reservations by phone. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3102 I'm sorry, but we only seat full parties. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3103 Can I get the Wi-Fi password? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3104 It's not exactly WiFi--it's more like a cosmic connection to the universe. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
3105 Could I get the WiFi password? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3106 I cannot validate your parking. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
3107 The Ten item menu is written in stone and hasn't changed since it was first published. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
3108 That’s right, Luther. L-U-T-H-E-R. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3109 I can give you extra karma, if you just want to get takeout. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3110 Welcome to the Enlightenment Cafe. My name is Frank and I will be your guru/host. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3111 I'm sorry, we're full. Have you tried The Shed at Dulwich? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3112 The Truth is: you need a good cup of coffee. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3113 The answer has always been “coffee.” Duh! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3114 We'd best be described as classic Haute Cuisine. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3115 Sorry, the sushi place is on a different mountain. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
3116 Table for one without the view, please. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3117 Your table will be available in an eternity. Would you care for some wine while you wait? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3118 Why yes, I do have reservations regarding the meaning of life. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3119 'Sorry, we have a jacket and tie dress code.' 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3120 You should have meditated ahead. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3121 Yes, I can teach you not to have reservations. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3122 Hi, how long is the wait? 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
3123 The most important part of life is exiting through the gift shop. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3124 I knew that John Lennon was still alive! 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3125 The path to enlightenment, it turns out, actually requires barrista-like instincts. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3126 Yes. This restaurant does have a magnificent view. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3127 Do you have an elevation? 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
3128 I'm sorry we don't hold reservations for more than a month during the peak season. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3129 The coffee is good, but the wifi is still a bit antediluvian. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3130 Without reservation, no revelation. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
3131 Sorry for your trip up here but the campsite is over the next mountain. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3132 Oh, sorry, the gluten-free place is the next mountain over. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3133 I heard your cappuccinos are a revelation. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3134 The word I'm looking for is "Reservation." 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3135 Guru please tell me-what is the WiFi access code? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3136 Of course you are welcome, simply spell metaphysical enlightenment in ten seconds. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3137 Your reservation is for MARCH 5, not February 5. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3138 Will you be dining in the cave or here on the scenic patio? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3139 sorry, we only take cash 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3140 I am sorry, I cannot seat you. Business attire required. No shorts or caps allowed. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3141 What is the meaning of reservations? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3142 I'm sorry sir, you need a jacket and tie before you can receive enlightenment. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3143 I found that people will accept to wait the years needed for true enlightenment if they think they'll get a table. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3144 I'll let you know as soon as a table is available. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3145 Are you here for enlightenment, or just for the free wifi? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3146 There’s about a 2-hour wait for enlightenment. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
3147 We cannot serve you until your whole party is present. Would you like to have a drink at the shrine while you are waiting? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3148 Sorry, this is Chat Mountain. You want Wisdom Mountain. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
3149 Sorry, but this ledge has been privatized. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3150 Estimated wait time is an out one lifetime. You are free to sit at the bar however and wait for reincarnation. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3151 Can't seat you without a tie 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3152 I'm sorry, but we're no longer seating for brunch. 1.2642 0.04507 106 79 26 1
3153 We don't have any view table available until 2019. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
3154 It's a common mistake, this is 'The Aesthetic-Yogurt Cafe.' 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3155 Sorry, this place is for social climbers only....... 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3156 Can I use your bathroom? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
3157 They told me the wait was only 10 minutes. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
3158 Sorry sir, we have a very selective dress code. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
3159 We serve haute cuisine. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3160 I hope you have long pants in your backpack, because shorts are not allowed. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
3161 Sorry, this is Destiny. Truth is the next mountain over. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
3162 Do you have a vegan menu? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
3163 Do you take American Express? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3164 Our first reservation is two weeks from today. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3165 Our iced latte is enlightening 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3166 You have reached total entitlement. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3167 The wise one recognises the path is funicular. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3168 No, this is Hermit Herman’s. Charlie’s Cave-Inn is the next peak over. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3169 You picked a good day. I am giving a free samosa with chai. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3170 Sorry Laddie, our tables are offered on a first come first served basis. Feel free to stop by again in the morning. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3171 is this restaurant kosher ? 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
3172 Welcome to Canyon Ranch Nepal. Do you have a reservation? 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
3173 Half hour wait or less? What is less? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3174 What is the corkage fee? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3175 You come in search of the universal truth? Seek instead money, power, and a four-star chef. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3176 Our reservation list is high 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3177 Reservation? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3178 Welcome to the world of helicopter tourism. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3179 The wifi password is "Nama$te." 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3180 Yes, but it is after 5 PM sir. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3181 What reservation? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3182 I'm sorry. Formal attire only. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
3183 Sorry, all the tables are taken. Unfortunately, you will have to wait down below until I call for you.. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
3184 Welcome! You know the other guests took the tour bus from town. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3185 Would you like your eternal bliss for here or to go? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3186 Research shows that caffeine and a WiFi connection can shorten the journey to enlightenment. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3187 What would you be willing to dine for? 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3188 I feel like I've been looking for a reservation all my life. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3189 You'd like a window seat? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3190 It's my side hustle. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3191 Hi welcome to Chili's. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3192 Reservations for Hillary? No, not THAT one.... 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3193 Enlightenment would be nice, but I'm actually here for the the first seating. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3194 Sorry I'm late for my reservation--it took me two days to hail a Sherpa. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3195 A table or a mentor, Sir? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3196 Can you check again? I did it on Open table. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3197 Sorry, we’re fully committed 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3198 I have reservations 1.2617 0.04269 107 79 28 0
3199 Am I too late for the Early Bird Special? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3200 I am sorry sir, but you have to have a reservation. Also you are dressed inappropriately. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3201 You'll have a better chance of getting a table in January. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3202 Because it's there. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3203 Next time call for a reservation 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3204 I'm sorry, the only wisdom I have to share is wine pairings. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3205 i understand you had a reservation , but Mr Wonderful showed up unexpectedly so we had to give him your table " these things happen". 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3206 Welcome to Sermon on the Mount. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3207 I was seeking nirvana, but took a wrong turn. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3208 Spiritual or physical thirst? 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3209 Peak gentrification 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
3210 Cancel my reservation for two. I'm not hungry. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
3211 Will I need reservations for dinner? 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
3212 We’ll seat you when all your party has arrived... 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
3213 I'm sorry. The brunch service closed half an hour ago. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
3214 But I made my reservation 3 weeks ago! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
3215 No, turn LEFT at the tree line.. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
3216 Enlightenment? No, you want the next peak. Here, we seek candlelightenment. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
3217 Can I just use your bathroom? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
3218 The rooms are upstairs. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
3219 Is this Shrine and Dine? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
3220 You parked in a tow zone. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
3221 ...and one mecca latte to go. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
3222 ... and for desert you get a fortune cookie! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
3223 Do you seek the Master of Haut Cuisine ? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
3224 Not right now. But if you'd like, you can wait at our base camp. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
3225 The meaning of life is franchise. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
3226 No it's doorman, not wiseman. Do you have a reservation? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
3227 How do I get a leg-up on a dinner reservation? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
3228 I'm sorry, we don't take walk-ins. Please come back when you have a reservation. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
3229 $6 for coffee or chai, but the wisdom and wi-fi are free. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
3230 I want to enter the cloud because that’s where all of my stuff is stored. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3231 Yes, this is the Non Unenlightened section. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3232 Welcome my son! Unfortunately, hiking boots are not allowed through the main entrance. Feel free to use the glass elevator on the other side of the mountain. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3233 One does not exist by illumination alone. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3234 Welcome to Mar-A-Lago Tibet! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3235 What do you have to know around here to get a reservation. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3236 Welcome, my son, to The Meaning of Life Cafe & Water Bar! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3237 I was told to speak to the head guru about my reservations 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
3238 We are not taking climb-in guests at this time. You may rappell down to our brasserie. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3239 Enlightenment is extra. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3240 Five, ten minutes. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3241 Charlie Rose wonders if you are free for lunch, Mr Letterman. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3242 Reservation for Norton 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
3243 Unfortunately no, we don't serve acai bowls, but try Brunch Mountain. They're two peaks over. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3244 I call it The Paradise-lite Cafe. It’s for those who didn’t make a reservation for the big banquet upstairs. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3245 Do you know how to wait? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3246 Wisdom is overrated... coffee is not 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3247 Would you like a mantra or a table? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3248 ..........without reservation? 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3249 My son. I see you're come far. Did you download the app to book a table? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3250 Enlightenment is free. The latte is not. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3251 So that's it?". "Frappuccino? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3252 You're just in time for enlightenment hour. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3253 No cell reception, coat & tie required and you don't know the meaning of life. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3254 To achieve a dinner reservation? First, you must imagine the sound of our one-handed waiter busing a table. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3255 Yes. But I have reservations. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3256 Remember, the path to Enlightenment is paved with favorable Yelp reviews. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3257 I called in my order? Number 63? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3258 We cater to enlightened diners. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3259 I'm sorry. We can't seat you until your whole party is here. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3260 Repelling or non-repelling? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3261 Just saying. You went to a lot of trouble for nothing. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3262 What is the distance between karma to table? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3263 No, this is Annapurna Reataurant. Everest Restaurant is on the next mountain. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3264 I don't know, but buy a cup of Himalayan Dark Roast and you can use our free WiFi to google it. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3265 Grey Poupon? Never heard of it. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
3266 Vegan and gluten free is the next mountain over. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3267 A piece of wisdom: always call ahead for a reservation. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3268 My apologies sir, however your fear of elevators does not require us to hold your reservation fo 27 hours. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3269 Very sorry sir. Gentlemen are required to wear a jacket and tie. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3270 Please wipe your shoes. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3271 We are unfortunately full up. May I suggest you call ahead next time. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3272 But I reserved on Open Table 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3273 Sorry, Nirvana is full tonight. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3274 Mantra for one...please. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3275 Sorry, Sir. Brunch ended at 2. Try again next next lunar cycle. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3276 Ummm.......Next month at 5:30 or 10:45 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3277 The wisdom is free, but you must make a reservation for dinner. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3278 I've got a twenty dollar bill with your name on it that says I get a table by the edge. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3279 Sorry. It's prix fixe over 14,000 feet. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3280 Next time call ahead. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3281 I seek a table with a view 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3282 What’s the special? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3283 Good evening sir. Do you have a reservation? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3284 We discovered that eating fine cuisine is better than meditation. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3285 The wait for a table is two years. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3286 What the menu of life? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3287 What are today's specials? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3288 Are you hungry for knowledge or food? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3289 Nothing's available until 8:30. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3290 Namaste, enlightenment or non-? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3291 I recommend the yak soup. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
3292 Sorry, they just got the last table. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
3293 Being the 'The All Knowing One' was fulfilling, but a Starbucks franchise pays much better! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3294 Do I need a reservation to use the washroom? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3295 For a Window, you'll have to wait 45, maybe 55. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3296 "Are you Moses? I am here to drop off the updated tablets." Shelley Rodgers Alexandria, VA 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3297 Of course I refused, but then they offered a $30 gift card. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3298 Always remember, my son. Without coffee, life has no meaning. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3299 Sorry. We have a strict dress code -- no lederhose! 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3300 Can you tell me where the men's room is ? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3301 I'm sorry, but a jacket is required. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3302 This mountain top is gentrifying so fast. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3303 Conventional wisdom is to make reservation with an app. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3304 Please wait to be seated. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3305 Spiritual wisdom? Reservation? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3306 The path to enlightenment always starts with a grande double espresso. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3307 The secret of happiness is: Never serve a red with seafood -- unless maybe salmon. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3308 Enlightenment Dining requires a jacket and tie 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3309 We're all booked this evening. You might try the next mountain. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3310 Counseling is up ever since I got WiFi. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3311 Sorry, it's the new paradigm. Deal with it. 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
3312 Any chance you’ve seen a big green ball up here.? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3313 But I Reserved on Open Table Two Weeks Ago! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3314 The key to success in life is giving a big tip to the guru maître d'. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3315 Tonight we're serving deep-fried existential metaphors, a soupçon of crème Serenity, an Asiatic sweet-and-sour word salad vinaigrette, and your choice of either a roasted heretic or grilled cohort. A nice lemon sherbet for afters. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3316 I guess I should have called ahead. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3317 The wisdom is free but there's a one cappuccino minimum. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3318 I've heard this restaurant is to die for. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3319 At this elevation we discourage social climbers. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3320 I'm sorry. Did you have a reservation? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3321 Sir, you have been given misinformation. We have never done take out. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3322 You should live life with some reservations. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3323 The hand-picked, high-mountain berries, artisanal yogurt, and Yak-milk curds rolled in ground Belgian walnuts were yesterday's special. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3324 That's what I thought too...'they're on coffee, how long could it take?' 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3325 Enlightenment is free. A café au lait is three hundred dollars. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3326 Sorry, we have a strict dress code. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3327 "It's Boutique Enlightenment". 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3328 I knew we'd get jammed after that episode of Dinners, drive - ins, and dives. 1.2549 0.05860 102 84 10 8
3329 I know there are Starbucks everywhere, but this is ridiculous... 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3330 So it’s not just the sound of music? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3331 I'm afraid we're no longer gluten-free. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3332 Enlightenment is the draw, but push the food and the view. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3333 We don't offer eternal life, but we do have a great bottomless cup of coffee. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3334 I'm sorry sir, vestments or formal attire only. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3335 "Reservations? ... No, it's a 17 year wait. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3336 Sorry, we haven't taken reservations for 5,000 years. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3337 I could use a pick me up. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3338 Welcome to Gurubucks. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3339 I can remember when basecamp didn’t even have WiFi. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3340 Is this Table Mountain? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3341 No, it's cash only; and you know there's an elevator 20 steps behind me, right? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3342 Confucius say, "We're looking at a 15 to 20 minute wait." 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3343 I seek a table for one. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3344 Sorry, you’re still three stars away from platinum. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3345 This is a Business Class Lounge, before you take off... 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3346 Would this happen to be the Kathmandu Cafè? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3347 Yes, the whole party is here... the others are parking the car. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
3348 ...and do you have free wi-fi? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3349 Sorry, restrooms for customers only 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3350 Sorry, we’ve reached the peak of our reservations for the day. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3351 I left my cell phone yesterday at lunch. Its ring tone is a Buddhist chant. 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
3352 You're having an altitude hallucination, however, to answer your question, the bathroom would be one ledge up. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3353 These mountain chain restaurants are everywhere. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3354 What's the wifi password? 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
3355 My girlfriend wants to know if you have gluten-free brownies. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3356 Welcome to Ted's. You have any trouble finding the place? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3357 Perhaps I can see a wine list first? My group is kinda picky. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3358 Would you like your aphorisms for here or to go? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3359 No, I'm just part of the decor. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3360 But grandfather, I already went over the river and through the woods. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
3361 would you like to buy boy scout cookies. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3362 Right now you're looking at a 45 minute wait. I can get you a pager if you'd like to continue to hike around. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3363 Check our sister site at engagesage.com we’re booked through December 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3364 I have how many stars on YELP? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3365 Reservation for one next Friday, please. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3366 Come on, I've been trying to get a prophecy here for months. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3367 The first rule of wisdom is to make reservations. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3368 At the moment the meaning of life involves a steady supply of clean napkins. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3369 Wi-fi? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3370 Welcome to Shangri-Latte. May I take your order? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3371 Wow...you're an editor at the New Yorker? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3372 Allow me to justify what you deem stratospheric pricing 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3373 The secret to life is Wi-Fi 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3374 Namaste and welcome to the Basecamp Bistro. I honor the place in which you love, pray and eat. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3375 You pay at the second window. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3376 Did you envision a reservation? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3377 Sorry, the bathrooms are for paying customers only 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3378 No, I'm sorry, this is the Enlightenment Café. The nearest Starbucks is on the second peak to your right. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3379 Tables herr are only for people in high places. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
3380 I'm sorry but we have a dress code. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3381 I´m afraid I can´t seat you without the full party present. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3382 We only seat those with no reservations 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3383 Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, you cannot dine without a reservation 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3384 The meaning of life is always have a reservation. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3385 I thought you said you were hiking up the prices. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3386 Perhaps I need enlightenment. What is a travel blog? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3387 I must confess that Mr. Bourdain was very convincing. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3388 The Boy Scouts were here last week. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3389 This is the End of the World cafe. The End of the Road cafe is 2 mountains to the left. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3390 You're right, our Pious Fries are heavenly. But we're out. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3391 Sorry, but we require jacket and tie. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3392 You're looking at a twenty minute wait, but we'll page you. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3393 No, I don't have a reservation. I'll call you in 17 hours, when I reach the bottom. 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
3394 The open mike poetry reading is Wednesday afternoons, only. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3395 What part of call ahead seating do I need to explain to you? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3396 I'm sorry, we can only seat you once your full party has arrived. 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
3397 That's the password, but proper attire is required." 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3398 I"m not seeking personal illumination; actually, I'm here from Zagat. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3399 Here at Alta Vista, enlightenment is served either prix fixe or a la carte. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3400 Starbucks is another 1000 feet, but their wifi sucks. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3401 Nope, just coffee ... but the WiFi connection is outta this world! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3402 As I told the Starbuck's owner, expand vertically. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3403 Are you willing to share a table at the banquet of life? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3404 Sorry, the WiFi password is only available to followers. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3405 I know you have a reservation, but we have a dress code. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
3406 Suit yourself, but I've been waiting 17 years for a table. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3407 You must look inward for the reservations you seek. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3408 We have no ties! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3409 Do you have a reservation? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3410 Your reservation is for tomorrow. Would you care to wait? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3411 I have a reservation for Matthew , Mark Luke and Edmond Hillary 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3412 I'm sorry we no longer do take out. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3413 I’m sorry, but your whole party must be present to be seated 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
3414 Completely Putin free... 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3415 Sorry, sir, but we require a coat and tie. You might try the next cliff over. It’s less formal. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3416 The Wi-Fi password is "disconnect". 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3417 I hope the Yelp reviews were right 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3418 Vegan or Vegetarian? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3419 Oh, I'm SO sorry. The coffee is from a can, the tea is from bags, and we're fresh out of mind-blowing, luminescent, life-changing revelations. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3420 No, I didn't have a reservation either. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
3421 Sorry. We have a strict dress code here. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3422 The answer to the human condition....or a one top in five minutes, you decide. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3423 Sorry, we close at 4:00. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3424 It's about a 45 minute wait. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3425 I read that this is really haute cuisine. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3426 Can you tell me the meaning of "gluten-free?" 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3427 So sorry, wrong mountain,this is Cafe Enlightenment. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3428 Well, Google Maps was wrong. Top-of-the-Rock is in Manhattan. This is Mt. Huashan, China. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
3429 I'm sorry, but I can't seat you without a reservation. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3430 Only available is one by the soul kitchen. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3431 But if you are hallucinating, don't you think a cup of coffee might help clear your head? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3432 The wifi password is "OffTheGrid" 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3433 I understand your disappointment, but there's only way to spell soul food. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3434 Welcome to The Snow Leopard, Mr. Matthiessen. We've been expecting you. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3435 Turns out the most important thing is a good espresso. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
3436 We're booked. Reservations are made at the bottom. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3437 Yes, the wifi up here is excellent. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3438 We're out of the pumpkin latte. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3439 You have to buy something before I give you the wi-fi password. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3440 I am told your place comes 'highly' recommended! 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
3441 There's a bit of a wait. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3442 I heard this restaurant was exclusive - but wow! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3443 Have you booked? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3444 YOU MUST HAVE MISHEARD. OUR TABLES ARE RESERVED FOR SOCIAL CLIMBERS, NOT MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS! 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3445 There's a great little burger joint on the other side 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
3446 Awakening is $4.50 a cup. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3447 Sorry for your troubles but casual dining is the next range over 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3448 Would you prefer a table, or an anti-hallucinogen? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3449 Enlightenment is great, but caffeine is better. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3450 I give it three stars. Good food, but not enough tables. Plus, getting here is almost impossible. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3451 Nothing special, just your averaged Himalayan Coffee Shop 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3452 I’m sorry, sir. Our next available reservation is tomorrow at 7:30. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3453 Yes...Starbucks is up here too. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3454 Finally, I am totally off the grid. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3455 Valet Parking? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3456 Well sir, I certainly hope you packed a sports coat. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3457 As you see, the true meaning of life is an advanced reservation. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3458 Don't ask me; I'm just the bus boy taking a break. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3459 I am sorry my son, but without a reservation there can be no seating. 1.2525 0.04389 99 74 25 0
3460 Congratulations sir! You are one of the very few that have managed to find the pop up! 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3461 I'm looking for higher intervention for one please. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3462 Obviously you didn't wish to pay the $10 for valet parking. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3463 I'm meeting my life here. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3464 Sorry, you need to wear a tie. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3465 I'm surprised you don't get more business- you can practically see the whole world from up here. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3466 One must enter the life of an ascetic without reservations. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3467 No, the wise man is further up. This is just a rest stop. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3468 "Reservation for Edmund Hillary". 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
3469 Welcome to the tableau plateau. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3470 You have reached the Apertif 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3471 Sorry but formal attire is required. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3472 Are you looking for enlightenment, or a light lunch? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3473 Do you take bitcoins? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
3474 I'm sorry, you should have made a reservation 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3475 I asked if you had a reservation, not if you have reservations. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3476 Holy Moly! So there really is a mountain break! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3477 Why else would man climb a mountain? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3478 It’s gonna be like a twenty minute wait. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3479 I'd like a metacognition latte with a thoughtfulness snickerdoodle blessed with total awareness...please. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3480 Welcome to the enlightenment cafe, now with free wi-fi 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3481 So this is NOT Starbucks? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3482 No, we do not specialize in Mountain Goat! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3483 Enlightenment is a competitive market. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3484 Table for one or the meaning of life? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3485 A table may open up, shortly. Let us pray! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3486 Hello welcome to Chili's 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3487 Are you ready for a transcendent meal ? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3488 We offer food with sage. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3489 Sorry, we aren't accepting any American's anymore. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3490 And you thought Brooklyn was the peak of cafe culture? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3491 Before you can eat at Heaven’s Table Jared, I have a few questions for you. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3492 You should have phoned ahead. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3493 All I have left is smoking. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3494 Yes, but does your middle chakra really want the Gluten Free Yak? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3495 Can I get anything other than the Himalyan roast? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3496 No, we’re higher. Not hiring. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3497 I'm sorry -- we instituted a new dress code when we renamed the Bloomin' Onion the "Navel of the Universe." 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3498 A Guru's words of wisdom next time make a reservation 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3499 I’m sorry reservations are required. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3500 Would you have a table for one without a view? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3501 Last Plateau of Attainable Desires 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3502 We offer a very nice selection of mantras to go 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3503 The wi-fi connection is a little sketchy sometimes. But the coffee is outstanding! 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3504 We lose our Internet connection from time to time, yet they seem to like it up here. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3505 I forgot my glasses. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3506 Self-enlightenment? No. But we've got the best damn cappuccino you're going to find above 15,000 feet. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3507 Do you offer take out? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3508 They don’t call it “Mountainside Cafe” for nothing. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3509 Do you have a table for one with everything? 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3510 Agoraphobia al fresco or acrophobia al fresco? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3511 Enlightenment or latte? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3512 Johnson, party of four 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3513 This is a scale up compared to the long lines on Everest. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3514 But I made the reservation on Open Table! 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
3515 I'm just asking for change. The guru's on the next mountain. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3516 Sorry, enlightenment has a suit and tie policy 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3517 A 40 minute wait? What’s the meaning of reservations? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3518 Umm.. sure seating for one business has been falling off a bit !! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3519 But I made my reservation months ago! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3520 Welcome...I'm afraid there is a bit of a wait. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3521 You should check Google for easier routes to this place. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3522 I’m sorry sir, your 15 minute grace period has already expired. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3523 Final seating? Hopefully not before I achieve Nirvana. 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3524 I'd like a window seat to the soul 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
3525 No -- you can't. Does this look like a base camp to you? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3526 No...I’m the maitre d. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3527 Sorry; you should have called ahead for a reservation. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3528 Please open your backpack. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3529 Yeah. No monks here. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3530 Sorry sir, coat and tie only ! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3531 We have your reservation but you must be wearing a tie. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3532 I am being here all week! Try the brisket! You will be gladdened you did! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3533 What is the meaning of life and what is a foul in the NBA? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3534 Instead of the secret of life, how about a nice blintz? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3535 I ordered a Cherry Yogurt, not a Cheery Yogi! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3536 Do you validate parking? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3537 If you don't have a reservation, I can't tell you the meaning of life. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3538 Jake had no idea that, before meeting the wisest man in Tibet, he had to order a mocha latte first. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3539 There's a fifty year wait for a table. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
3540 We'll have a table ready in, oh, let's see, about forty years. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
3541 We have an enlightened cafe policy: free wifi, unlimited refills, and no card minimum. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3542 I discovered that the meaning of life actually was just about having good lattes and strong wifi. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3543 Urgent message from the Avalanche Information Service. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3544 YES, I MADE A RESERVATION. DO YOU THINK I'D CLIMB ALL THE WAY UP HERE WITHOUT A DAMN RESERVATION. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3545 And how many in your party? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3546 sorry, we can't let you in without a tie. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3547 Are your restrooms for paying customers only? 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
3548 Sorry. You need a reservation. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3549 Bed and breakfast? No, next one over. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3550 Enlightenment is just another word for good coffee. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3551 The restroom is down at the base camp, second tent on your right. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3552 Could you make sure this is a #MeToo-free zone? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3553 No reservations, this establishment is hike-in-only. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3554 Gluten free and no msg for two. Oops, make that one. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3555 Sorry, but we're 'reservation only' 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3556 Hello, welcome to Starbucks. How may I help you? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3557 Yes, it is a Starbuck's. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3558 Can I get a venti half-soy decaf latte, extra hot, no sugar, no syrup, with caramel drizzle on extra foam to go? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3559 Thank Zeus!!! Trump has no jurisdiction in Olympus! Couldn’t get a visa! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3560 Is there room at the bar? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3561 I think I can accommodate you in two lifetimes. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3562 I'm sorry––the restaurant is for hotel guests only. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3563 No, we're not hiring valet drivers at the moment. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3564 Sorry, we're booked for the next six weeks. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3565 No more Taco Tuesdays? Are you sure that’s wise? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3566 If you want faster wifi, I recommend K2. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3567 We already have an adventurous pastry chef. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3568 Do you have a reservation... about your quest, I mean? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3569 Ah, finally someone I can have a conversation with. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3570 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your whole party has died. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
3571 It's a bit of wait.. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3572 Table for one? It'll be about 45 years. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3573 Yes, you can have wisdom on the side if you order the foie gras with truffles. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3574 Yes my son this is Shangri la Cafe - a restaurant with no cell signal 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3575 Sorry son, registration for the mountain top retreat needs to be completed down at the base camp.. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3576 If you have reservations about your reservations we can chat. Otherwise I'll have the hostess seat you. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3577 Do you have any cliff-side seating? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3578 Agree, it's the journey, but... 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3579 You seek our stand-by list. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3580 Eight ounce wisdom to go, please. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3581 Excuse me, is this the way to the "pearly gates"? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3582 Would you prefer a bliss view or a crumpled mountain of despair view? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3583 I can seat you when your other party arrives in three weeks. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3584 Sorry we can’t seat you without a reservation. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3585 The key to enlightenment is a latte? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3586 No shirt, no shoes, service! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3587 Sherpa seating only. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3588 No, this isn't "Meditaters." This is "Maharishi Mahesh Yogurt." Keep ascending! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3589 The lunch package includes three questions and a shuttle. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3590 We all "need" our reservations my son! WWW.SpiritualTripadvisor.com 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3591 What did you expect? Is there anything more enlightening then a good cappuccino? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3592 Yes, we do have a vegan menu; but we no longer accept credit cards. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3593 Sorry, do you have a reservation? 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
3594 It's not the franchise fee that's killing me; it's having to buy all of the coffee, filters, and supplies from them. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3595 Excuse me, what’s the WiFi password? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3596 Sorry we're all booked. How about next Friday? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3597 Yes, reservations are required, but we can use a meditation transference to get you in. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3598 This gives new meaning to high tea. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3599 We've changed formats. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
3600 I'd recommend our herbal teas, if it's a light hint o' mint you seek. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3601 No lights, just enlightenment. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3602 Sorry but we are currently full. Please try the next level for gourmet dining and more sophisticated advice. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3603 Forgot to make a reservation too, eh? 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
3604 So this is what the other side looks like! 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
3605 Can I still get the Early Bird? 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
3606 I don’t know the wi-fi password. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3607 Welcome to Cafe Mt. Sinai. Turn back if you have reservations. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3608 Sorry, gentleman truthseekers must wear ties. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3609 I told you, my days of parting seas are over.... I'm a maitre d' 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3610 I'd give you a hand but I already have a lot on my plate 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3611 We used to have nine more levels, but people seem happiest here. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3612 It's couples only....interested? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3613 You're a bit off; this isn't Shangri-La. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
3614 Next time you should call ahead. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3615 I'll have #10, Commandments, please. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3616 Ummm...non-smoking. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3617 Sorry, but you have to make a reservation. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3618 Coca-Cola? No, we only serve Pepsi. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3619 You're fifteen minutes late. We released your table to another party. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3620 The secret of life is to get a table with a view. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3621 I like to call it ‘enlightened capitalism’ 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3622 Some can take the elevator to enlightenment. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3623 I'm sorry but you need reservations. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3624 I don't know about you, but I'm here to sell as many $6 coffees as possible. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3625 What? The Khyber Pass is a restaurant? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3626 Yes, the truth of the reality is...they come for the carpaccio... 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3627 Good day, sir! Do you have a reservation? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3628 How about a table without a view of enlightenment. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3629 The executive cliff has a strict no backpack policy. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3630 For future reference, the Oracle Gold package includes coffee and a gondola ride. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3631 Our signature dish is rarified atmosphere. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3632 Sorry, we’re all booked up. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
3633 No worries - enlightenment is served daily. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3634 The meaning of life is diversified revenue streams. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3635 They're working remotely. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3636 The new "Mile High Rewards" Club 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3637 Actually, just the wifi password. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3638 Actually, I have no idea if the latte is any better up here. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3639 You'll have to wait for a table. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3640 Sorry, we strictly enforce our dress code... 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3641 Hold on, I'll see if there's a table ready. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3642 I just came to make a reservation. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
3643 No, none of the others made your climb. They came in the door at the base of the mountain and rode the elevator up. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
3644 No admission without proof of age of enlightenment-no muse, no service. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
3645 The buzzer will go off when your table is ready. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3646 . . . and the dessert special is a bowl of cherries. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3647 Am I too late for the Early Bird Special? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
3648 Sorry, we’re full. Come back at 8. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3649 You mean I climbed up here for nothing, this is the Mount McKinley, not the Rocky Mountain Cafe? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3650 Welcome to Masad-a-Lago,...do you have a membership? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
3651 The wait's about 40 minutes. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3652 "There is no meaning to life, but the yaks up here crap out a truly sublime coffee bean". 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3653 You'll hate my Yelp review if you cant find me a table right now 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3654 I'd like a table with a view. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
3655 Enlightenment is reservation only. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3656 No peaking. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3657 If only you had called. We are booked for the next 2 years. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3658 WHAT is your favorite color? 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
3659 Diversify your portfolio. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3660 We have good coffee but no revelations! 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3661 Can I get a coffee while I wait? My friend says he'll be here in three days. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
3662 What do you mean, jackets and ties are required 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
3663 Seems like everyone's working out of a coffee shop these days. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3664 You wouldn't believe how long I've been waiting 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3665 That's actually the fire escape. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3666 Only the fool fails to consider our lunch specials, which start at $9.95. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3667 No, that was in the “HITCH-hikers Guide.” 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3668 It’s an hour and a half wait for walk-ins. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3669 You’re right . .. this place is top shelf! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3670 Sorry. All the wisdom tables are taken. Shall I put you on a waiting list? 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3671 The meaning of life is a triple, venti, half sweet, non-fat, caramel macchiato. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3672 Would you like your coffee for here, or to go.? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3673 It’s the American Express Platinum seating. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3674 We only have a table for no hands clapping 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
3675 do you have take out service? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3676 Can I use the Men's room? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3677 Starbucks is on the next ledge. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3678 Sorry, we're booked, but I think there's a pizza place about 700 feet up. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3679 Did you called ahead for reservations? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3680 I swear, I made a reservation! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3681 The waiting is the meal. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3682 For $100 more, I'll serve you the recipe to success. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3683 Go find your own place to gentrify. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3684 May I use your restroom, please? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3685 It's table d'hote. Enlightenment is extra. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3686 I'm sorry sir, but here at K-2 you must wear a sport coat. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3687 Are you gluten free? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3688 They confirmed my reservation at base camp. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3689 I can seat you when the rest of your party arrives. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3690 Is it this hard to get a table? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3691 Nirvana closes in 15 minutes. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3692 Yeah, it's coming... How much do you Uber Eats guys get paid anyway? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3693 OK, now meditate on this. I made reservations last week, and we WILL be dining here tonight. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3694 I wish you had called, it's reservation only tonight. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3695 Yes, a party of one can truly be a party, but you must have cake. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3696 Can I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3697 No, I don't have a reservation. or, What do you mean , there's a dress code? 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3698 Welcome. Our coffee is down and so is our internet. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3699 I’m sorry, my brother, but you can’t be seated until your entire party has scaled the summit. 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
3700 I'm sorry but we can't seat you until your whole party is present. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3701 Are you sure your vegan options are really vegan? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3702 Sorry, space is limited 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3703 I can tell you have reservations. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3704 Sorry...Even, Bourdain needs a reservation 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3705 The WiFi password is: enlightenment79$. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3706 I thought The Shangri La was closed. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3707 Are you here for some enlightenment or just a burger and fries? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3708 I've always found it's easier to hear bad news after a good meal. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3709 Don’t forget to post a pic and describe such a heavenly experience in 140 characters or less 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3710 Sorry, the Enlightenment Cafe is ALL booked but a table is available in your next reincarnation 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3711 Happiness is finding a restaurant with no bad tables. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3712 Cash only . . . no credit cards. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3713 The road comes up the other side. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3714 No, this isn't the rotating restaurant. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3715 Haute Cuisine for one? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3716 Is this where I can increase productivity through a collaborative work environment? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3717 I'm looking for the part of heaven that doesn't have wifi. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3718 I hope you made reservations. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3719 Any room at the top for a party of one? 1.2366 0.04431 93 71 22 0
3720 Is this the highest tea? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3721 Sorry, no shell layer, no crampons, no service. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3722 I forgive your trespasses 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3723 The meaning of life has a lot of overhead. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3724 I hear this is the best restaurant on the mountain. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3725 I don't care about your mantra. Slip me some cash. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3726 The Men's room is on the next plateau up. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3727 Yeah, you're right, it's just theater. But the prices aren't. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3728 Do you take credit cards? 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
3729 No, enlightenment isn't offered with the prix fixe. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3730 OK, OK, but is there an outcrop nearby that isn’t vegan? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3731 My first question oh wise one, is what is the phone number to get a reservation? 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3732 Avoid the mussels. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3733 Well, you see young lad, I learned the hard way that you have to bring your own table and chairs. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3734 Sorry,we are booked until the end of the world. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3735 You've reached the plateau where edema becomes umami. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3736 You didn’t make reservations? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3737 Welcome to Starbuck's Shangri-La. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3738 Answer one question. What is the special of the day? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3739 My pager went off. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3740 The wisdom you seek is simply: "The Elevator." 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3741 Can y’all break a hundy? I didn’t bring change. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3742 We're a new pop-up, way up! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3743 Some folks seeking tranquility just take the elevator. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3744 Actually, I don't have a reservation. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
3745 I'm sorry, my son, reservations are required. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3746 It's our anniversary. Do you have something off to the side? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3747 Seriously, no bathrooms? But your ads say this is an upscale restaurant. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3748 Gluten free? No 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3749 I didn't think I'd need a reservation for lunch. Is there anything upstairs? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3750 want a hot dog?" "Yes make me one with everything 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3751 There will be about a 30 minute wait. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3752 Sorry sir, you reservation is not due for another month, would you like to wait in the gift shop? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3753 "I have been on a long and rugged journey, it's been terrible". " Kind sir, do not let that discourage you, it's going to be downhill from here". 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3754 everything is cooked on a burning bush pit BBQ and is God to Table 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3755 I'm sorry, we're fully booked. Though, you can try our other location on the mountain across the valley. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3756 Where's the bathroom? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3757 Sorry, we're cash only. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3758 Just have a seat at the precipice. We'll yodel you when your table is ready. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3759 I'm sorry, but there's currently a twenty-minute wait for Enlightenment. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3760 I'm sorry. The Online Reservation ap is a little wonky. I can get you in at 10 a.m. next Sunday. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
3761 Incense or non-incense? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3762 Sorry, not without a reservation. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3763 Do you use real yak butter? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3764 yes the internet is free 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3765 It's going to be a 300-year wait. You're welcome to have a drink at the bar. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3766 The food is heavenly and the service tops. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3767 No, you are looking for our downtown location. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3768 Sorry, we don't serve sliders during peak hours. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3769 Tomorrow bring me a dozen - actually make that two dozen - eggs from a chicken, and you will have your answer. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3770 Sorry, my cappuccino machine is down, but I can sell you and expresso and the secret to life. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3771 Sorry, no reservation? Take a hike! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3772 You may ask about the specials. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3773 The problem is getting them to leave... 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3774 Restaurant delusion at this point is not uncommon. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3775 Would you like to order a drink in Pergatory while you wait for a table? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3776 I'd suggest something spiritual. Anyway, for brunch you'd need a reservation. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3777 Sorry, the oxygen bar is on the next mountain to the left. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3778 It's a 15-minute wait. Did you want to put your name down? 1.2366 0.06191 93 79 6 8
3779 Yes, my son, I do provide the tea, but your wifi must come from within. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3780 I'm sorry, we don't have reservations for a Jaymez. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3781 Do you have a table for a social climber 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3782 We are full, please come back tomorrow. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3783 Don't act surprised. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3784 Dress code? Can I make a resevation for tomorrow night? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3785 We’re in a transition phase. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3786 I settled for this false summit, the view any higher isn't worth the risk. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3787 Where’s the john? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3788 Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3789 Sorry. No seating without a reservation. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3790 We're also hard to get out of. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3791 What's the special today? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3792 It gives them "meaning". 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3793 ...make that a party of three 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3794 I have a table for two next Wednesday. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3795 I'm sorry, sir, the Summit Club is only for social climbers. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3796 I'm sorry, our restrooms are for Brunch guests only. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3797 Do you deliver? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3798 Enlightenment is ... knowing how to find the elevator??? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3799 At this altitude, calorie meditation really counts to achieve Nirvana. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3800 Welcome to Guru’s, table for one? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3801 Sorry. It's by reservation only. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
3802 Sorry sage wisdom is for patrons only. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3803 I’m sorry, sir. It seems your reservation is on the south rim restaurant. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3804 Walters, party of 1. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3805 One last question. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3806 I know it's a tough climb...but you must have a reservation. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3807 Of course Mr. Bourdain, anyone would get tired of all that traveling . 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3808 Is it price fixe or ala carte? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3809 I'm sorry but I think you have the wrong mountain. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3810 Smith, table for two. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3811 I don’t have reservations. How long is the wait? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3812 No, the tables are all reserved for the helicopter tourists, but I think we can find you a seat at the bar. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3813 I have a reservation for one through Open Mesa. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3814 Not only are reservations required, but there’s a dress code. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3815 Password with purchase only. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3816 No. No floor show. The yeti died. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3817 The Oak Room is on the ground floor. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3818 Most arrive like you, seeking ageless wisdom. But they return for my exquisite croissants and the mountain-air afternotes in Chökyi’s espresso. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3819 Sorry, but reservations must be made prior to your climb 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3820 Is this the speed enlightenment event? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3821 No, you must be looking for the other Starbucks a few peaks over. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3822 Have you made a reservation? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3823 Nope. No vegan dishes. Our "Meaning of Life" special today is goat. Pretty much goat everyday. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3824 Johnson, table for 1 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3825 I'm sorry, your reservation isn't for another decade. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3826 We're all out of decaf. 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
3827 Now you tell me I need a reservation! 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3828 Avoid the haunch of yeti, oh young one. 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
3829 Oh, well I'm sorry but we only seat full parties. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3830 We gave back our Michelin stars. Too much pressure. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3831 Is this the Everest Base Camp? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3832 take-out? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3833 What do you mean you're on a quest for the perfect cappuccino? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3834 Fill up a punch card, you get one free enlightenment. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3835 Sorry. We only serve Vegan on the weekends. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3836 High tea for the enlightened ! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3837 Our wi-fi has very good vibes. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3838 That stair case is a real bitch! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3839 Hi, I ordered Ten Commandments for takeout. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3840 Well, I don't know the meaning of life, but the calamari is pretty good. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3841 I read your blog in Haute and About in the Himalayas 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3842 You must look deep within yourself if you wish to know the true nature of the wifi password 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3843 Sorry, we do not have Take Outs. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3844 My son, this is the Yoga's Base Camp Luncheon restaurant. The full dinner menu is available at the Yoga's Summit restaurant a couple of miles farther up. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3845 How much of a wait for the Namaste? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3846 May I see your menu, please? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3847 Welcome to nirvana--Master Card or Visa? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3848 Alright, Steve. I have one lemon cake wedge and a macchiato grande with room. Just curious... What made you think there wouldn’t be a Starbucks here? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3849 The meaning of life? A warm pizza pie. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3850 No, the pizza joint is one peak over. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3851 Throw yourself from the craggy rocks below my son and the table is yours next incarnation. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3852 Before closing time? No, we’re booked solid all the way up to end times. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3853 Welcome to Shangri-La. How many in your party? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3854 The next available seating is Thursday at five. Jacket and tie required. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3855 As an enlightened being, your answer IS the password. Did you vote for Trump? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3856 I don't care about the dress code, I came for take out! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3857 Welcome to Cocktails on K2. I'm sorry but I see your reservation is for tomorrow. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3858 Can I get a "small order" of inner peace to go, or do I have to make a reservation and sit in ? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3859 The gluten-free place is on the other mountain. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3860 Our current wait is 127 hours. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3861 I have been waiting for a table for 27 years. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3862 No worries. Seating is always happening NOW. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3863 Grande, Venti, or Satori? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3864 How do you come down from a caffeine high? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3865 You will find much happiness if you simply call for a reservation. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3866 Happy Hour is weekdays from 3 to 6 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3867 Yes, "mesa" is the word for "table." 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3868 Did I beat the millennials here? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3869 Yes, but you can't beat the view. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3870 Can you tell me the WiFi password. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3871 It is wise to have a reservation. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3872 We will have a table available in an hour. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3873 I hope you brought your appetite with you. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3874 Do you know how hard it is to reserve a table here? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3875 no , I'm just very reserved 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3876 Sorry, a jacket and tie are required for dinner seating. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3877 I have immediate seating available at the butte. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3878 No reservation? Sorry, we don't take climb-ins... 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3879 Can you still teach someone who has reservations? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3880 Do you have take out? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3881 Reservation? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3882 "We're fully booked until next Tuesday". 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3883 This destination became so popular, I decided to take it to the next level. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3884 You seek a table for one I foretell. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3885 Is this Table Mountain? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3886 I can't comment on the nature of the universe at this time. We're at afternoon tea. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3887 I give you this wisdom: Call ahead to make reservations. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3888 What is the meaning of the wifi password? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3889 Oh, those two behind me? They're my writers. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3890 Hard Rock Cafe? It’s on the next ridge over, son. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3891 What can I tell you? You should have called in advance. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3892 I'm sorry, we have a strict dress code - no shorts allowed! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3893 I apologize but your reservation is at Base Camp 2 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3894 Sorry, the washroom's for customers only. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3895 Welcome to the Wisdom cafe. Learn to imbibe knowledge. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3896 I’m told that having dinner at your restaurant will be the high point of my trip. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3897 We don't take Bitcoin. 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
3898 Fifteen minute wait for party of one enlightenment. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3899 I'm sorry, the sous chef position was filled last week. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3900 You again? Sorry, only one metaphysical experience per person. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3901 I know it said book by 7 but I wanted to take a risk... 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3902 Yes, we do have carry out! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3903 Do you have take out? 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
3904 Is everyone in your party here? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3905 But no one was sitting at the luggage check desk. Can I keep it with me for now? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3906 Can I get your Wi-Fi password? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3907 Sorry, we're full up tonight. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3908 I'd say, 'Find a need––and meet it.' 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3909 Sorry, we are full. Try the next Table Top. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3910 Meaning of life? To find the perfect restaurant. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3911 They like the effect the caffeine has up here. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3912 I miss your kind. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3913 Do you have a reservation, man? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3914 The neighborhood's totally gentrified. I'm going to have to move to a lower-rent mountain. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3915 Day 36: Intern food writer finally reaches Cutting Edge Cafe 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3916 And did you make a reservation, sir? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
3917 They booked their tables 1,965 steps ago. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3918 I didn’t think I’d need a reservation at a place this far from town. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3919 I booked on Open Table. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3920 Yeah, a 2-day climb is now a 5-minute elevator ride. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
3921 Devil’s backbone? Around the corner — this trail is stairway to heaven 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3922 The secret to happiness is thinking ahead to make reservations. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3923 Free wi-fi? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3924 No reservation? Well, it won't be too long. That guy with the laptop has been here a while. I'm gonna drop the check now. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3925 I'm sorry, but we require a coat and tie. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3926 But you confirmed my reservation. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3927 No one ever comes up here anymore to ask me questions based on my years of wisdom, rather now it always about Alexa this and Alexa that… 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3928 Nepali Tigers little league team? Yes, I'll buy a 1/2 page ad. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3929 Sorry, this entrance is closed. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3930 We've been booked solid since Michelin gave us four stars. Would you like to come back next month? 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
3931 The WiFi is spotty, but the lattes are fantastic. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
3932 I'll just take a glass of water 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
3933 Welcome. Do you too wish to know the true meaning of latte? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3934 Welcome to KFC 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
3935 Know this my son. The spring yeti is the catch of the day. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3936 What do you mean you don't do take-out! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3937 Of course you want to unplug. Wouldn’t we all. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3938 WiFi is for paying customers only. Would you like a latte and an avocado toast? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3939 Sorry, no shorts allowed. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3940 So, what are today's specials again? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
3941 I'm sorry sir. Tie and jacked required. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3942 Welcome to the Halfway Cafe. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3943 Is it this way to enlightenment? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3944 But i can see a free table over there. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3945 Sorry, we don’t serve bheda tona here; try Zeenat’s one more peak south. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3946 They were here first. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3947 I can check if there have been any last minute cancellations. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3948 We're both waiters. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3949 Sheesh, this maître d' has altitude. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3950 No, happy hour ends at six. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3951 Is this where we find the forgiveness thing? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3952 Christ, reservation for 12? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3953 Do you take American Express? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3954 I didn't know I needed a reservation. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3955 You must not have heard that the subway was extended here last year. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3956 Hi! I'm with Food Network...wanna be on Iron Chef? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3957 Mon Pardon, Missieur, des réservations non! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3958 I'm hoping you serve trail mix. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3959 The chef calls it “deconstructed elevated dining” 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3960 For your next challenge, you must pass the hipster barista. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3961 Reservations or to go? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3962 If it was easy to find, everyone would plateau here. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3963 Plateau for one please. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3964 No, I'm just the maitre de. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3965 We’re working on franchise deals with the other mountain sages. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3966 Machu Picchu? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3967 Yes my son, things have changed. The new wifi password is ... 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3968 I'll tell you life's meaning if you order the spaghetti in eggplant bolognese. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3969 Jim, you’re a mountain climber, not a maitre de guru, damnit. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3970 I heard you have a good vegan menu 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3971 i sorry we are full and climb back about an hour. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3972 We're taking reservations for next Thursday. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3973 Sorry. Even if you're a Yelp reviewer, we don't have an available table. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3974 Sorry, pit latrines are reserved for paying customers only. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3975 Do you mind if I use the washroom? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3976 The toilets are for customers only, but I think I have a bottle in the back. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3977 I’m sorry, all our tables have been reserved. But there are three Starbucks on the next ledge. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3978 20 bucks will get you a table with a great view. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3979 What is the meaning of fondue? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3980 Yes, you were just here. Now you have ONE question left. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3981 No, this is 'Wise Man's Enlightenment', you'll have to climb up the other side for the cafe. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3982 Oh, we all just took the escalator. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3983 So sorry sir, no reservation, no service at this exclusive venue until 2040. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3984 Wisdom and biscotti are available at the 6pm sitting. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3985 It's a co-working space. Just speak quietly. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3986 I was just in the drive-through ... missing an order of fries. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3987 Welcome, do you have reservations? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3988 True enlightenment comes when your caffè macchiato, half-caf with non-dairy foam order is understood and made exactly to your specifications. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3989 If you've come here seeking entitlement...a waiter will be with you in just a second, sir 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3990 Sorry, but we have a strict dress code. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3991 No to go orders,sorry. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3992 Sorry, you can't be seated until your whole party arrives. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3993 Sorry you have to go back and make an appointment. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3994 Do I need a reservation? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3995 Whaddaya mean, improper attire? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
3996 Sorry, Jenny transferred to our other location on 52nd. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3997 ...but your website clearly stated you have wi-fi 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3998 sorry but you must wear a jacket & tie 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3999 Sorry. today we’re strictly vegan. The Osso Bucco and Risotto day is tomorrow. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4000 Party of one? The wait will be eternal. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4001 Sorry, no takeout. Dine-in only. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4002 Third time today, dammit! Starbucks needs a new sign. This is Dunkin' Donuts 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4003 It’s a two hour wait 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4004 Is this the coffee shop that serves the excellent humble pie? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4005 I hope you made a reservation, sir. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4006 Sorry! We have a very strict dress code. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4007 You've come to seek the Holy Grail? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4008 Good evening. Welcome to Guru Lodge. Do you have a reservation? 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
4009 One meaning of life and a nirvana grande. That’s $9.81. Please drive to the window. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4010 If you want my advice, stick to the coffee 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4011 Would you prefer still or sparkling? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4012 You don't know what I have do to get a good vegan meal. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4013 Things have changed. I have a Facebook page. 1.2235 0.06346 85 73 5 7
4014 But I have a confirmed reservarion. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4015 But I MADE a reservation! 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4016 Your reservation is for the 21st, not the 12th. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4017 There's seating still available in the bar. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4018 If you have to ask you can't get a table. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4019 Forget the food, she said, forget the atmosphere. Where's the YMCA hiking instructor I fell in love with. Anyway, table for one, please. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4020 The owner also just opened a pop-up at Delphi. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4021 Sorry, you inappropriately dressed for dinner 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4022 You're looking for the guy on the green yoga ball, I think. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4023 Welcome to Peaks Coffee, where all the baristas have altitude. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4024 I need a reservation for "Pie in the Sky"? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4025 Your coffee will be ready in five. But yeah man - I know who shot Tupac. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4026 Our special today is transcendence with a side of fries. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4027 I'd like a table for two in your nonsmoking section. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4028 We can offer you 234 varieties of healing solitude. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4029 Namaste. Starbucks is now the exclusive vendor on the path to enlightenment. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4030 When did you say you made the reservation? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4031 Put me on the waiting list for this decade. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4032 My wisdom for you is to diversify your income. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4033 Do you have a reservation? We're booked through next week. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4034 Not Buddhist, Foodist. And the tips are great. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4035 Welcome to Starbucks’ Reserve Bar: Elevated. Might I interest you in our Himilayan blend? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4036 Sorry it’s 16 hours down, but we gave your table away 10 minutes ago. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
4037 Existential crisis table for one, please. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4038 Sorry, it's gluten-free, dairy-free, and backpack-free. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4039 I'm checking on a reservation for the Donner Party. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4040 I came all this way and you don’t have a almond milk? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4041 Welcome to Enlightenment. Table for one? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4042 One shot is Nirvana, two is medicinal, but with three you will find true enlightenment 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4043 May I recommend the Wisdom Waffles? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4044 Did you called ahead for reservations? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4045 Some just prefer to take the escalator. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4046 Yes, a reservation is required. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4047 Yes, we take reservations. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4048 It's cash only! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4049 If you want to be enlightened, may I suggest our lo-cal options. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4050 I'm just waiting for a table. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4051 Like the empty sky it has no boundaries yet it is right in this place ever profound and clear. Table for one? 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4052 Welcome! You've reached Teavana. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4053 How much do you charge for me to scream something from up here? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4054 The truth is, that reservations are required, and there is a dress code. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4055 There is an hour wait for a table, but you can wait in our cocktail lounge on the ledge to your left 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4056 The coffee's fine, but the atmosphere is a bit lacking. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4057 They'll say it's 30 minutes for a table, but it will be a lot longer than that. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4058 McDonald's? Next cliff over. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4059 Welcome to “May the Forks Be With You”. Green milk? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4060 We only accept words of wisdom. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4061 You’ll find the menu refreshingly food-free. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4062 Have you come for chi or the chai? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4063 We don't have levitating any more, but we do accept contactless payment. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4064 If I order something to go, can I use it? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4065 Do you have a gluten-free menu? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4066 You must offer total devotion without reservations, or I can seat you in 10 minutes. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4067 We found that we got better Yelp reviews when we serve enlightenment with a soy latte. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4068 Would sir prefer a table with a mountain view? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4069 Is the price for dinner here as high as the location? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4070 Oh, you have no wine cave and it's only BYOB. This wasn't mentioned by the Sherpas? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4071 Yes, cappuccino is named after the color of our robes. But you could have just googled it. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4072 I’m sorry sir, seating is by reservation only. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4073 Sorry, restrooms are for praying customers, only. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4074 Sorry, it took me longer than I thought to get here. How long before a table opens up? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4075 Our popular wait-time packages are 30, 90 and 180 days. For full enlightenment, we also offer a five year wait. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4076 I Really Really hate to Be- Un-Zen, but do you have a reservation? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4077 Dang. That's a long way to climb. Why didn't you just take the luxury ski lift? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4078 Sorry. We're fully booked. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4079 We serve Nirvana Soups, Enlightenment Salads, and Mind-Boggling Peyote Burgers. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4080 I'm sorry, but you don't have a reservation. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4081 Can I get a chakra chai tea to go? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4082 No reservation? We’re booked for the next few months, but you can try Purgatory. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4083 The decaf you seek is on the north face. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4084 I'll have the meaning of life, venti, with a doube shot of caramel. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4085 No. This is hell. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4086 Reserve seating is one mile higher 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4087 None of the Beatles have been here in a long time. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4088 I'm not sure who you spoke to, but we don't take reservations. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4089 Do I look like I'm gonna honor your reservation?! 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4090 I can seat you at the bar, but that's all I have until at least 9 tonight. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4091 They gentrified Nirvana, man... 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4092 I suggest the avocado toast with a side of enlightenment. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4093 No, but I know where you can get a Heady Topper. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4094 Sorry, when your party of six was reduced by the avalanche I had to give your reservation to a group of Sherpas. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4095 You do take carry out orders don’t you? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4096 We don't have any room for walk-ins, but you can have a seat at the bar. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4097 Well, may I speak to whomever does take reservations for tomorrow? 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4098 I texted "vendantic sitting"...it came out "veranda seating". 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4099 Enlightenment doesn't pay the bills. So I started mountaintop restaurant. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4100 May I use the restroom? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4101 It will be at least a century before the next table is available. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4102 There's no place like OM. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4103 I can seat you now in Purgatory. Heaven is 22,000 feet with a 10 year wait. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4104 You took the wrong turn. Starbucks is below to the left. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4105 I'm sorry, we're not seating climb-ins 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
4106 But OpenTable confirmed my reservation at 9am. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4107 No, I didn't make a reservation. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4108 You have reached great heights my friend but we are full. The nearest one is at Everest camp 3, Go in peace 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4109 Try back in an hour. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4110 The wi-fi connection can be a little spotty. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4111 The way I figure, mindfulness begins with stomach fullness. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4112 But do you really think you can escape civilization? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4113 Do you have reservations, or are you here for general skepticism? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4114 How do I get to the nearest Starbucks? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4115 You must chant your reservation number in Hindi, my son. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4116 Sorry. The Enlightenment Café is on the next mountain. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4117 The tablecloths give it a certain 'je ne sais quoi,' don't you think? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4118 I see a table with a view in your future. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4119 Life is a banquet 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4120 Gentrification, shmentrification. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4121 Is breakfast included? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4122 Millennials prefer to meditate with wifi and lattes. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4123 Try the Bodhisattva Cafe. It's two mountains over. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4124 You have to guess the wifi password first. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4125 This isn’t the top, but it’s probably the peak for you. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4126 I hope you remembered to bring the sweetener this time. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4127 This is teavanna 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4128 I thought it would be more exclusive. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4129 No, hikers tea is being held on the opposite mountain top. This is for clients with private helicopters. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4130 There's an $8.00 corkage fee. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4131 I am sorry, sir, but our dress code is very strict. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4132 Sorry. We're in search of the meaning of latte. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4133 Enlightenment comes with an eggroll. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4134 Sorry, no hike-ins accepted. Dining is by reservation only. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4135 You should have phoned ahead. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4136 Can you enlighten me with a double mocha latte to go? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4137 No, it's not first come first served. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4138 I'm sorry sir -- no packs allowed. You must take yours back down to coat check. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
4139 You should have called ahead. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4140 Your Yelp reviewers seem out of touch so I came to see for myself. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4141 Enlightenment - that's the mountain behind me. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4142 Good luck, I’m on a two hour waiting list. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4143 Sorry, we only take credit or debit for Enlightenment. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4144 Sorry, you’re so minutes late. Rules are rules. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4145 What does the Dalai Lama suggest from today's menu? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4146 I'm sorry, but you don't have a reservation. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4147 Nirvana requires a reservation. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4148 Is your pasta gluten-free? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4149 Seeking a table with a view, eternal knowledge and where is the bathroom 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4150 I already have a reservation. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4151 If you want advice without a reservation, you'll have to sit at the bar. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4152 Two tablets for one. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4153 I'm thinking of opening one on every mountain top. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4154 Sorry, it's eat-in only. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4155 No problem. For parties requiring wheelchair access, we keep a waiting list. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4156 Most people were just seeking WiFi 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4157 I have reservations 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4158 Welcome, my son, but better far to use the funicular railway. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4159 If you have no reservations, then our special is "one with everything." 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4160 Right now, we have a four year wait. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4161 The lamb with sage is their specialty. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4162 Reservations only. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4163 Excuse me, may I use your restroom? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4164 Don't know the meaning, but a tenner gets you a great lunch! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4165 Sorry, I can't answer any of your 'life's questions'... I'm just the greeter here. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4166 Of course I have a reservation. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4167 Is there a long wait for a table? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4168 Dude, the pamphlet said a burning bush! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4169 I'm sorry, but we have a strict dress code here at Chez Plateau. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4170 Chicken or fish? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4171 Welcome to Hejira's. Table for one? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4172 Right, I’m the guru who can give you secrets of a successful life. Please have a seat and order first. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4173 Welcome to Half Heaven. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4174 Yes, just the one. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4175 It will be at least a 45 minute wait ... 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4176 Seemed like more and more people deserved just deserts. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4177 “A Flat White is made with microfoam, my son. It is less milky than a Latte. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4178 There is really a lot going on in this cartoon. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4179 Are your restrooms customers only? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4180 Sorry, I've been discovered already. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4181 Welcome to the Pinnacle of Starbucks buzz 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4182 Sorry, but the goat yoga class is the next mountain over. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4183 Sorry, suit and tie only. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4184 Just in time, son! The bell-boy will now bring your bags up. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4185 I understand your disappointment, but there's only one way to spell soul food. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4186 The wait for enlightenment is 15-20 minutes. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4187 Because it's there. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4188 Donner Party. We don't have reservations but... 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4189 Oh, of course you don't use stone tablets any more. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4190 We only accept reservations on OpenTable 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4191 Sorry, you need to reserve with the seeker sharing app 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4192 It's BYOT - Bring your own tablecloth. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4193 Every mountain top is in reach if you keep climbing. But here we have free WiFi. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4194 Sorry, the closest we can get you in is May and even then it would pretty much be a precipice table. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4195 We expect a two to three day wait for a table. Please be seated on the outcropping below. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4196 I wouldn't call it nirvana. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4197 You don't meet the dress code for our high tea retreat. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4198 But your reservation was for yesterday! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4199 Currently we are only serving tea, we have Oolong and Enlighten-Mint. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4200 Two Picture IDs, please. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4201 Serenity Latte to go. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4202 Sorry, this is our peak time. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4203 Sorry , were booked out for three weeks 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4204 Welcome to Mar a l'Everest 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4205 Although I thought that diners came up here for the view, it's the food that attracts them. Heavenly is the best way to describe it. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4206 We need more ice. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4207 I guess you were expecting angels? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4208 Someone said you have the best Himalayan cold brew outside of Bushwick. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4209 I sold to Starbucks last year, the “search for meaning” didn’t provide enough foot traffic. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4210 Sorry, not until the rest of your party arrives. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4211 Nirvana for one? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4212 What do you mean you don't have my reservation? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4213 The Starbucks at base camp should have been a clue. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4214 You are so fortunate! You missed the early bird special 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4215 I don't take reservations--never did. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4216 You know there is a dress code. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4217 No, the entire party is not here yet, but I’m sure they’ll be here any minute. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4218 Sorry, jackets and ties are required. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4219 We have one serving left of the meaning of life but we are out of Rocky Mountain oysters. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4220 Do you have any place where I could wait until a table is available? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4221 What do you mean the other Mile-High restaurant? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4222 Please tell me you’re here with the caterer 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4223 The concessions help defray the cost of my podcast. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4224 Check back next year. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4225 Correct, WiFi password would count as a wish. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4226 Congratulations you have attained coffee shop Nirvana. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4227 Welcome to Mount Everest Trump Camp Cafe 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4228 Oh the Ashram, it worked better as an online class 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4229 The Rainforest Cafe has taken it to a whole new level 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4230 I see a fine dining experience in your near future... 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4231 I’m sorry. You are the last to arrive and have been eliminated from the race. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4232 I'm sorry, but you'll need to call ahead for a reservation. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4233 You are 30 minutes late. We had to give your table away. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4234 "We're booked until 9:00 but there is seating now at our bar on the second switchback. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4235 Can you tell me the meaning of life or are you the maitre de? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4236 I possess all truth and knowledge but I am out of sugar 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4237 All our seating offers a view. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4238 Are you sure that you want this to go? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4239 The food looks good, but how steep are your prices? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4240 There is an hour wait. I can put you on the list. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4241 Reservations only accepted from a prior life. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4242 Check-in is not until 3:00 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4243 Forty-five minutes. Tomato bisque. YETI123. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4244 Go down across the valley, take a right and it's two mountains over. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4245 Sorry, you're late. Table taken. Knowledge rescinded. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4246 Coffee and wi-fi are the meaning of life. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4247 Many destined for great heights have seen their careers plateau. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4248 Um. Well. I am not a genius, but I am very stable. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4249 You don't have anything for take out? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4250 Is the coffee drip or pour over? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4251 The prix-fixe menu is usually a safe bet. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4252 Did these people have reservations about the meaning of life? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4253 You'll get words of wisdom and dinner for a hundred bucks. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4254 The wait is long but it is said that the tea is excellent. Make yourself comfortable. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4255 coat but no tie 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4256 Yes, the coffee is divine 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4257 of course we have WiFi 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4258 I’m sorry sir, we have exausted the Mountain Goat.The canned pink salmon is now the chief’s special. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4259 Reservation? Reservation? You have no idea. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4260 Sorry...you have to make a purchase to get the WiFi password! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4261 Did you meditate on a reservation? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4262 2 Michelin stars, no waiting and Nirvana. What more do you need? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4263 Forget the tie. Tell me who you know. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4264 Buy Starbuck's stock is my advice. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4265 I could run get some wine. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4266 I’m sorry, we only take credi cards. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4267 Unfortunately, we are fully committed. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4268 I'm sorry, but this the Condé Nast base camp.The camp you are looking for is one mountain to your right. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4269 I absolve you of all your reservations, my son. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4270 Well I worked at the Last Supper Diner, but I outlived all of the disciples. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4271 Enlightenment - yes, table for one - no. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4272 Can I sit at the bar? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4273 I'll have a Siddharta Brew, low fat soya, extra karma to go. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4274 Can I have a Himalayan Iced Tea, for To-Go? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4275 I'm sorry, our outdoor patio is full. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4276 Burning Man is terrible this year 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4277 What is the meaning of Life? And risotto? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4278 There better be a table and chairs in your backpack. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4279 For a 10 dollar purchase, I can offer you a loyalty card. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4280 You know, "mesa" means "table" in Spanish. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4281 Is the pasta primavera gluten-free? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4282 Nirvana is best served with coffee! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4283 Sorry, the secret of life is making reservations a month before. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4284 Welcome to the 'Live to eat'. Here you'll find what you seek! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4285 Table for 1, under Sherpa. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4286 Sir,the dress code is non-negotiable. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4287 Do you truly know what you want to order? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4288 Very sorry, but we can't seat you until all of your party is here 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4289 Sorry, we're full. Next time, call ahead. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4290 "I'm not the Maitre d', he told me it would be ten minutes for a table two years ago! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4291 They call it gentrification. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4292 Used to have the place to myself, but the WiFi's good. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4293 I'm sorry. Formal attire only. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4294 Welcome to the Higher Knowledge Cafe, where wifi is free but caffeine will cost you. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4295 A dime off if you brought your refillable cup. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4296 This way I do better on Yelp. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4297 I'm sorry, but we're booked 'til the next kalpa. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4298 What's in your wallet? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4299 I am sorry, but the venue dress code is smart casual 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4300 Five? We require entire parties to be present before we will seat. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4301 I'll have a table for you when you achieve your spiritual awakening. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4302 The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. Oscar Wilde said that...now, latte or espresso? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4303 I'm sorry, it's about a one hour wait. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4304 We only take reservations. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4305 I can give you a pager 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4306 Welcome to Nirvana. Party of one? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4307 Sports trivia is on Monday's 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4308 Please don't wait in the entry. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4309 Did I miss the Early Bird Special? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4310 Welcome to the Ten-Course Commandments Cafe! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4311 Designer outerwear is on the next plateau. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4312 Reservation for one, please, dinner AND enlightenment. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4313 I know you fancy you've reached Shangri-la, but we don't admit Dreamers. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4314 You're lucky. Today, wisdom is on the house. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4315 I'm sorry, but I can only give spiritual direction. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4316 Would you like a menu? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4317 Sorry, reservations are required 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4318 My son, you have climbed too high this time 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4319 Life for you would be much simpler if you bought food to go. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4320 I am sorry, sir, but unless you have a jacket and tie in your pack, I will not be able to seat you. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4321 Sorry, it's by reservation only------- 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4322 It's considered very high level, I've been waiting 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4323 It'll be an hour wait, and you're on your own with the "where's the toilet?" bit. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4324 Why does the Sanai Mountain Top Cafe always have the same 10 items on the menu? It seems like they're etched in stone. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4325 I'll text you when your table is ready. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4326 Sherpa Mocha Latte with extra enlightenment, hold the karma please... 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4327 What is the distance from karma to table? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4328 Here's your life lesson -- our restroom is only for customers. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4329 Welcome to the Enlightened Coffee Bean. Do you have any reservations? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4330 Any leftovers? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4331 Yes, my son; your search for dinner peace is at an end. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4332 We’re sorry, restrooms are for the self-actualized only. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4333 The rest of my party is just on the glacier. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4334 I hear the floating island is to die for 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4335 Sorry dude, too late.. all the bird dishes are gone.. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4336 Our Corporate expansion has finally reached a plateau. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4337 Yes. I know. But it's a journey and you're late. So simple 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4338 Yes my son, we have Wi-Fi 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4339 Welcome to Nirvana Coffee! 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4340 I do air B and B on the side 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4341 The elevator is broken again? It’s true what they say about Karma. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4342 ave I found the Omm restaurant at last? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4343 Is this heaven? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4344 That’s right, the secret to happiness is simply eating out more often. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4345 Do you do walk-ins? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4346 Sorry, by reservation only. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4347 The market tells me a great coffee is the new nirvana. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4348 What do you mean there are no vegan entrées on the menu? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4349 You just missed our Early Bird but I can offer you enlightenment. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4350 I'm sorry, but I've found a new guru that offers free wi-fi 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4351 Colonel Sanders! I like what you've done with the place. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4352 I think you have us confused with a different open table. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4353 Do you have a meditation? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4354 Please, don’t ask me anything until I’ve had my latte. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4355 What is the meaning of "the freshest ingredients"? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4356 Do you take credit cards? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4357 You must upgrade to High Sierra first. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4358 I'm sorry, sir. This establishment requires diners to pay on-line for their entire meal in advance. 1.2143 0.06123 84 72 6 6
4359 Elevated memberships start as low as $5000. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4360 I called ahead, Laurent party of 1 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4361 Sorry—we’re cashless. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4362 I'm sorry. You should have called ahead. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4363 Oh, gluten? Nevermind. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4364 Next time make your reservation at least six weeks in advance. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4365 Is this the meaning of life? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4366 But do you have wi-fi? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4367 You need to find yourself. I mean, on the list. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4368 And your reservation is for how many? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4369 Do you accept Bitcoin? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4370 Blizzard conditions on the Northeast Ridge notwithstanding, I'm afraid we only seat complete parties. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4371 It's the meaning of life, you must have a reservation. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4372 Yes, we do serve chai. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4373 Well, yes. I was the first to offer Cold Brew, but it wasn’t wisdom. We simply don’t have hot water. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4374 Are you the new chef? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4375 Welcome to It's Lonely At The Top restaurant! Table for one? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4376 Welcome to The Meaning of Latte. Can I get a drink started for you? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4377 Why didn't you just take the gondola? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4378 No, the spa is two peaks over 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4379 Go to your right, then left and straight up to the summit. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4380 I didn't know I needed a reservation for inner peace and enlightenment. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4381 You don't take walk-ins? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4382 I think I have to mention in my Yelp review that the atmosphere is not too great here. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4383 It covers the overhead. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4384 I'm sorry, sir. Ever since we were awarded that Michelin star there's been a three month waiting list. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4385 Same old, same old. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4386 I'm sorry you can't be admitted without a jacket and tie. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4387 Sorry, you are not on the reservation list. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4388 I just came for some sage advice....but I'll take a taco to go. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4389 Sorry there are no exceptions to our dress code 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4390 This is the spa---spiritual center is on the mountain over there. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4391 No my son, this is the table top, not the mountain top! 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4392 Donner, party of, let's see, one, two, three, make that four. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4393 Reservations? Hell yes I have reservations!" "....oh, you mean those kind of reservations. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4394 Do they take walk ins? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4395 Its two drinks minimum for my sermon. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4396 No, I don't have a revelation. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4397 I'm afraid "Meaning of Life" is a much longer hike. I' sure you'll enjoy "Obsessions and Distractions." If you're a serious student you will find it more profitable, too. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4398 Table for one for enlightenment! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4399 So, I can't find out the meaning of life unless I have a reservation? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4400 There will be a 2 hour wait for single tables. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4401 Sorry, it's out of order. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4402 What? You didn't get my Open Table reservation? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4403 It's artisanal. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4404 Sorry, we close at 6. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4405 Please scan your phone for access to the Disconnect cafe. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4406 Welcome to Enlightenment Cafe. Party of one? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4407 Sorry, Platinum card members only! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4408 Yes, my son, this is the back door. And no, you can't go back down. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4409 Make a left at the next peak, and go three ridges 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4410 I called ahead three months ago, and was told I didn't need a reservation. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4411 The gift shop is still under construction. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4412 The transcendental tandoori chicken on tonight's menu is guaranteed to send you to a higher level of consciousness! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4413 I know, 'Destiny was written in the stars,' but I'm only giving this place two because the chicken was dry. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4414 No reservation? You'll have to climb back in six months. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4415 I don't care if you do know Richard Gere. We're fully booked and that's that. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4416 Do you serve vegan? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4417 Who's the reservation under? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4418 No matter what country I go to, there is always a homeless person inside Starbucks. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4419 No this isn't the Mongolian Garden, that's one valley and two mountains over. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4420 In addition to cappuccino and free wireless we now have EXTREME COLD YOGA 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4421 Coffee with WiFi and a view is our steak, spiritual enlightenment is our sizzle ... 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4422 Welcome my friend, you have finally reached the end of your spiritual journey... Allas, today we are fully booked, come back tomorrow! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4423 The ancient scriptures say you need a reservation 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4424 What is it boy? Jimmy’s stuck in another dimension? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4425 The prices are steep but we’re highly reviewed. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4426 No, I’m sorry, to-go orders require 127 days’ advance notice. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4427 You must be high if you think you're getting in here without a reservation. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4428 What do you mean you don't have a large skinny honey almond chai tea latte with soy milk and Splenda? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4429 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your expedition part arrives. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4430 No. Guru Brewed - Far Up Cups is on the other side of the valley. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4431 Ummm. I have a reservation for 9PM. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4432 Sorry, we're booked till the next landslide. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4433 Sorry we're full. There will be a 45 minute wait. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4434 I'm afraid we're fully booked, but there's no wait in our meditation lounge. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4435 Am I high right now? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4436 I'm sorry. We don't do take out. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4437 do you know who won the election? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4438 Password? You mean I need a password? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4439 No, this is the cafeteria. The new Amazon sales offices are on the next peak. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4440 Sorry no more tables are available 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4441 Starbucks did not succeed, so, we changed to fine dining. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4442 I've discovered a niche market 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4443 Oh, so sorry, this is the VIP entrance. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4444 Our specials today are moral atonement rice, no guilt haddock and relaxation tartar.. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4445 I need a table for One, with myself. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4446 I'm waiting for a table. Care to join me? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4447 I know we said we had call ahead seating, but I'm afraid you're going to have to wait 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4448 I can seat a table for none right away. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4449 Sorry, we don't do paleo. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4450 We can seat you in "The Garden Room" in about one hour; would you like to wait in the bar? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4451 Yes this is the restaurant at the end of the world. Can I seat you or are you just here to watch ? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4452 Asking a third time isn't going to make outlets suddenly appear. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4453 No, we don't serve Om fries. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4454 Can I get on your wi-fi? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4455 Do you have a reservation from www.timbuktu.mt? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4456 I seek enlightenment. Party of one. Do you accept American Express? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4457 Nothing vegan on the menu, eh? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4458 Your table will be ready after Enlightenment 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4459 The pearly gates were way too Trumpian for our clientele. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4460 Ah, sorry. Deliveries are at the back door. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4461 Our special I think you will find our Buddha’s delight to be very enlightening. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4462 Good evening sir. Do you have a reservation? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4463 Check your computer. Open Table confirmed my reservation. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4464 Hang on, a table may open soon 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4465 Enlightenment is a 30-45 minute wait. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4466 I'm sorry. There is a 3-day wait for a table. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4467 I'm here for the take-out karma special 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4468 My guru was Gordon Ramsay. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4469 Our prices are way up there too... 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4470 It'll be about 30-45 minutes, however, if you sit inside, I can offer you enlightenment right away. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4471 Do you know where the nearest Starbucks is? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4472 Sorry. A coat and tie are required. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4473 Finally found a Wi-Fi signal. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4474 What do you mean the rest rooms are for patrons only? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4475 If you build it, they will come. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4476 I don’t understand! I had a confirmed reservation through OpenTable... 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4477 No shoes, no shirt, no service...and no REI gear allowed. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4478 I'm looking for a nearby McDonald's. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4479 Can you tell me where the closest McDonald's is? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4480 Good afternoon, the Zen koan of the day comes with a lemon-drizzled Salmon filet with your choice of either sweet potato mash or bourbon soaked green beans. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4481 Wait time? About two and a half lifetimes. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4482 Inner peace or a Deluxe Bistro Burger in the sky? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4483 We’re overbooked. Bring your smug Patagonia clad self back tomorrow. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4484 Right. A two pump sugar free vanilla latte. Low fat. Organic. Extra hot. To go Charlie....You dye your beard? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4485 I'm afraid lunch is over, but Enlightenment Hour starts in about 20 minutes 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4486 Sorry sir, but we have a certain dress code here. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4487 We only seat full parties 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4488 The height of arrogance leaves one with no time for reservations. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4489 I'll have a drip coffee and a plate of wisdom. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4490 Chuck, now just party of one. The rest died on our way up. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4491 No Tao. Tea. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4492 Give me a Mocha Latte to go. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4493 If it's inner peace you seek, you need only provide a wifi password. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4494 I'm sorry sir, but formal attire is required here, you'll have to return to base camp. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4495 Today's class explains the meaning of tea leaves and living alone with your computer. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4496 Table for one with a view, please? 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
4497 ...So heaven on earth is just a super exclusive mountain top cafe? Really, God? The 2010s have done a number on you. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4498 Do you guys have free wifi? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4499 You search for truth. Believe me, you can't get any truer than a hot cup of coffee and a good donut. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4500 We call it new age spirituality 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4501 I am afraid you are a little late for our high tea. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4502 We have a party of 10 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4503 Since the elevator installation, I only advise on the menu. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4504 My Amazon account is guru prime.... 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4505 My son, I have been waiting for a table for 11 years. Just go back down while you are still young. Plus, the food has gone downhill for some time now. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4506 Welcome to high society 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4507 YOUR RESERVATION IS FOR OUR OTHER RESTAURANT ON THE NEXT MOUNTAIN ABOUT TWENTY MILES TO THE WEST. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4508 Tell me, o sapient guru, should I have red wine or rosé with my yak jerky? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4509 Call back in an hour. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4510 This is just a theme park operation. The guru is further up the mountain. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4511 I'm sorry, your reservation is not in our system. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4512 Mesa for one? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4513 You came to me because I am wise! Location, location, location. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4514 K or O 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4515 Caffeine is the meaning of life. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4516 No, I’ve just been waiting on my latte.. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4517 What is the meaning of Flat White? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4518 I'm sorry, but we have a 2 year waiting list, but dumb answers are still free. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4519 I'm sorry I can't help you. I'm fully committed. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4520 Why the purpose of life is advance reservations. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4521 Forget Nirvana! We're just trying to maintain normal. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4522 My premonition is an hour wait for a view table. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4523 Our special today is a piquant enlightenment on a bed of aged insight. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4524 Do you offer vegetarian? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4525 Well, yes, but there'll be a one and half hour wait. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4526 Total enlightenment without avocado toast, really? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4527 But the trail sign was 'free Hi-Fi' 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4528 Yes, we are on Open Table. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4529 45 minutes? Guess I'll try the new Korean Place One Mountain Over. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4530 Sorry. This is just a coffee house. The pizza place is on the summit next door. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4531 Welcome to Namaste Cafe, home of the brews and views. Would you like your Sense of Accomplishment hot or iced? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4532 You are past your 15 minutes grace period. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4533 Ah-- I'm guessing Yelp directed you here because of our "heavenly" reviews? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4534 I'm sorry sir but we are fully committed today. Please try us again in the next climbing season. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4535 Instant coffee or Instant Karma? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4536 Your waiter will explain the Meaning of Life du jour. You will, however, need a tie for service. We have a stylish selection of rentals at the Sherpa Station 3 levels down. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4537 Yes, we do have Almond milk. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4538 Your order to go will be ready in 10 minutes. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4539 I'm sorry. Without a reservation, I can't seat you. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4540 How long for enlightenment for one? 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4541 WERE FULL, COME BACK TOMORROW 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4542 Can I get that, to go? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4543 To pursue a path to enlightenment, you'll need to establish a good Wi-Fi hotspot... 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4544 We only serve covfefe... that's shifafa with cheese. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4545 Reservations are understandable. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4546 Sorry, we’re experiencing metaphysical over-booking….come back tomorrow 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4547 Let me enlighten you...valet parking is available. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4548 I'm sorry no seating without a reservation? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4549 What is the sound of one coffee cup hitting someone on the head from 12000 feet? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4550 Attain enlightenment without reservations? Try Nirvana, two peaks over. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4551 It'll be about twenty minutes. Would you like to have a drink at the bar while you're waiting? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4552 The food is great, the service is very slow. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4553 One must achieve transcendence before they're permitted the WiFi password. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4554 Mesa for one please. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4555 Yes, my back is better now. You have one more question. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
4556 What you seek is a serving on the mount? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4557 Could I have that Transcendental Meditation to go, please? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4558 Is your kitchen peanut free? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4559 Seriously? You don't have my reservation? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4560 Seating for One? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4561 I'm here for an alternative. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4562 Young man, you do realize, if you don't have a reservation, you'll have to go to the back of the queue. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4563 Welcome to our road, less traveled. Drop the pack, cap, the boots one level down, and put on some pants. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4564 I'm solo - do you have bar seating? 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4565 Instead of your grueling climb to reach enlightenment, you could have flown here, like these people. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4566 You're five hours late. We gave your table away. I see a long, hungry trip back in your future. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4567 Unfortunately, your balance is insufficient. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4568 And for next week double our order for French Roast beans 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4569 I’d like to make a reservation, please. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4570 Where is your tie? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4571 " I don't want to eat, I came for ADVICE ! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4572 I'm sorry sir, we are reservation only. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4573 The yak special is sold out. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4574 Chinese? Sorry. That’s that mountain over there. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4575 It’s Italian. You have two more questions. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4576 Do you happen to have any gluten free products? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4577 Ask SIRI 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4578 Of course up here you expect it to be steep. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4579 TAO? Nope, SRO. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4580 It’s a thirty minute wait. Try Sinai. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4581 No, we don't serve golden calf -- not funny! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4582 The take out window is on the other side of the mountain just pass the icy rock formation. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4583 Didn’t this used to be a Pizza Hut? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4584 Welcome to Starbucks. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4585 Next available table for a kind word on Yelp? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4586 What's the wifi code? 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4587 Sorry sir, only the one percenters can truly understand life. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4588 Mind if I camp out here? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4589 I'm sorry do you have an account with us? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4590 Honestly? I love it here...except there's no quinoa. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4591 Sorry, you want the guru sitting one mountain to my left. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4592 What is the best way to the men's room? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4593 Oh Vey I climbed all this way and I can’t get a table? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4594 Not everyone agrees with my idea of The Truth. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4595 The meaning of life is a good cup of coffee. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4596 I would like a large iced chai latte with an extra shot of enlightenment to go, please. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4597 Can you give me about 10 minutes, t I've got a minor problem, Valet service can't locate my yak. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4598 I have trouble digesting certain issues, can I see a menu first? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4599 I am seeking truth with champagne service 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4600 Sorry. The restrooms are only for our diners. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4601 Welcome pilgrim, there's a one millennium wait. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
4602 Is there a long wait for a table? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4603 Listen, pal, you look great in your new gear, but this is the VIP section. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4604 What's the cover charge? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4605 Take my advice, next time take the elevator. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4606 We don't take Groupon 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4607 I'm sorry, but your reservation is over a month old. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4608 No matter what Trump does there are at least four disgraceful political attack cartoons about him; each week in The New Yorker. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4609 So this is the restaurant everyone has been talking about! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4610 If you'd like to wait, a reservation may open up shortly. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4611 Welcome to Open Table Mountain 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4612 What ah ya mean dress code, you're not even wearing shoes. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4613 What do you mean you took pickled blueberry poutine off the menu? This place has really gone downhill. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4614 It,s pretty bad not to have any "friends" Would you like a " good looking " Know it all Friend .? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4615 Sorry, we gave away your reservation to an ascending social climber. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
4616 Sorry, we only take reservations. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4617 But, I made a reservation thru OPEN TABLE for one at 7PM. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4618 I'm sorry sir, but you'll need a reservation for One 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4619 What password? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4620 I Ubered over. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4621 But, I thought having a reservation meant you don't have to answer a riddle... 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4622 For true enlightenment, I recommend the espresso. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4623 I would like take out/ 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4624 Prices? Since you have to ask, you can't afford this place. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4625 We're fully booked. You might want to try out Annapurna branch instead. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4626 Enlightenment for one, yes we have your reservation here, but I'm sorry, there is a dress code. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4627 Yes, every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing, but you still need a reservation. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4628 Can't I just get a glass of water without a reservation? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4629 The hipster coffee shop concept has reached a plateau. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4630 No, my entire group of 6 is not here yet, they are stuck in the avalanche. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4631 Would a survival coat be appropriate for the jacket requirement? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4632 I'm sorry, but you should have called for a reservation. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4633 Welcome. The wifi password is "enlightenment." 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4634 Enlightenment, free - restrooms, paying customers only. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4635 What are your lunch specials today 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4636 Do you wish to hear todays special? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4637 Were you afraid of the cog railway? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4638 Have you eaten at our other restaurant in the Swiss Alps? 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4639 Are you still out of Gazpacho? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4640 No, I'm sorry...we do not accept credit cards. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4641 Cushion for one? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4642 We were sure you would crumble, but now it's clear that you are one tough cookie. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4643 Good news, your next in line. Bad news, there is a 100 year wait. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4644 There will be a fifteen minute wait. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4645 Reservations for one, near the fountain. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4646 I must be pretty high right now... wait [pause] hahaha. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4647 We only seat completed parties! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4648 Self-involved hipsters only. You look like you have ambition. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4649 Wow, gentrification has reached new heights. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4650 No, you are not late for the meditation workshop - you still have a few minutes to register. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4651 Do you have any reservations about this experience. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4652 Ch’i to go, please. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4653 THERE'S A REAL LONG WAIT FOR A TABLE!! 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
4654 Kuhn? Is that a Jewish name? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4655 The line for standby is around the corner. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4656 Do you have a reservation, If not I am sorry 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4657 No really, I’m not a social climber, I’ve been elevated to a higher plane! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4658 Next time, I suggest you meditate on the "Reservation Required" notation in my web site. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4659 Try the hotdog; I’ll make you one with everything. 1.2099 0.06265 81 70 5 6
4660 What’s the Soup of the Day? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4661 The gluten free cafe is on the peak to your right! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4662 For five bucks I can seat you in a couple of minutes. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
4663 I guess that you know the password to the WiFi 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4664 Can I use your men’s room 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4665 Would you like regular or decaf? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4666 Welcome to the cafe at Shangri-La. Give me a number where I can text you in the next 2,000 years. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4667 What do you mean there’s a two-hour wait? I called ahead! 1.2099 0.06265 81 70 5 6
4668 Did you use our valet parking service? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4669 I'm just the waiter. The answer to all life's mysteries is two plateaus over, right past the Starbucks. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4670 There will be a fifty minute wait. Please enjoy the view while you wait. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4671 The wifi is for paying customers only. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4672 The WiFi password is Om. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4673 There are two parties ahead of you before you may seek enlightenment. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4674 Ok, you don't take discover? I'll be right back. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4675 I'm sorry. Without a reservation, it's impossible. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4676 First you'll have to see if you can find what you seek online. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4677 I wanted you to know in person the doilies are on back order. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4678 Smith reservation for one. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4679 We don't accept credit cards. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4680 Do you have anything before dark? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4681 Reservations not accepted. Make yourself one. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4682 We offer a wonderful sage tea! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4683 Do you have free Wi-Fi? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4684 Sorry, but you were supposed to call exactly 28 days in advance between 10:00 and 10:03 AM. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4685 Yes, I'm afraid our food does elevate your cholesterol. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4686 I can get a reservation when? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4687 You are in luck. There is an escalator and a Starbucks down the other side. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4688 Got a jacket and tie? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4689 True inner peace is founded on our 'cash only' policy. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4690 Today our menu features enlightenment. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4691 No reservations - only inner peace will get you a table here...... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4692 Is this the new "Chumleys"? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4693 Can you make me two with everthing? I'm expecting a friend. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4694 I'm sorry, but all we offer here is en-latte-ment. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4695 I get the Starbucks sign next week. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4696 What's the password for "HinduKushKarmaNetwork"? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4697 Where is the guy on the blue ball. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4698 No reservation? I’m afraid we are booked solid for the rest of the week. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4699 Complimentary WiFi is still only for paying customers. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4700 I'll take the meditation to go, with a side of enlightenment. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4701 I forgot to check when I made my reservation, do you have free wifi? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4702 I'm so sorry. No reservation came through on open table. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4703 I'm sorry, you will need your entire party here to be seated 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4704 Find the meaning of life in our bottomless cup of coffee. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4705 The only open table is next to the heliport. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4706 You didn't call ahead? We're booked 2 months out. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4707 Sorry, it seems you didn’t make a reservation. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4708 Sorry. It's the 11th commandment, thou shalt not be late for your reservation. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4709 So, you are Peter, and upon this rock you did build ... what? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4710 Yes, I’m Al Fresco! You’ll need a reservation! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4711 Do you have a reservation for the meaning of life? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4712 I am sorry, business attire only. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4713 Would you like to check your backpack? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4714 But I made the reservation a full 12 months ago! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4715 I know a better cafe on top of the other mountain. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4716 We're looking for a quiet view table with parking validation at 6:30. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4717 Invest in Panera. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4718 No, friend, life is not a babbling brook. Life is a good WiFi connection. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4719 Oh yes, we're empty. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4720 Sorry, buddy. There IS no top of the mountain. You've reached the Holy Internet Cafe. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4721 Try the hotdog and we will make one with everything. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4722 How do we connect? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4723 THERE'S A REAL LONG WAIT FOR A TABLE!! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4724 Sorry, this is a "members only" club. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4725 The ad said 'food guru'. I misunderstood. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4726 We can’t seat you until your entire party arrives! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4727 I dispense wisdom with reservations. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4728 No, I don't know the wi-fi password. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4729 Can't make an Espresso Macchiato but could whip up a Cappuccino with a nice layer of yak milk. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4730 I can have a table for you next season, would you like to make a reservation? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4731 No tie, no service. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4732 Yes, this is Laughing Buddha's Half Way House, but it is not half way up Everest. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4733 Sorry, we don't have wi-fi here. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4734 The next ascent of Mount Everest begins in fifteen minutes. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4735 I’m sorry. We only take American Express. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4736 of course we have WiFi 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4737 I’m sorry sir, but our Enlightenment Wi-Fi is only available to our Platinum Priority climbers. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4738 Table for one please. Name - Diogenes 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4739 "What do you mean 'Mallory's cancelled'"? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4740 How long is the wait for an indoor table? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4741 They had levitations 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4742 Sorry, you'll have to wait till next year. That rock-climbing group reserved the whole place. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4743 I’m just waiting to die. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4744 Sorry, we don't validate. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4745 Where is the restroom? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4746 I have a reservation in the name of Fung Schway. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4747 I'm really sorry. No reservation, no service. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4748 Oprah sent me. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4749 ...breakfast blend, house decaf and as you might have guessed Peruvian... 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4750 Do you have,'reservations'? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4751 What is the meaning of SPAM? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4752 There’s a 30 min. Wait, Sir. If you like to wait at our bar on the next peak, we will be pleased to buzz you. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4753 I hope you didn't come all the way up here to tell me the old 'one with everything' joke. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4754 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party has achieved nirvana. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4755 What were you expecting? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4756 I don't know, but I can recommend the avocado toast. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4757 What is the meaning of “Reservations Preferred?” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4758 Welcome to The Meaning of Life Bistro. Tables are all reserved, but you can sit at the bar. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4759 Welcome to "Enlightenment." The wifi password is mountainguru2018. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4760 I see you have WiFi. Do you take climb ins ? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4761 Do I validate parking? What parking? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4762 Sorry.Only "no hat,no shoes" service here. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4763 Welcome to Sherpa's, we have a two-hour wait. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4764 I didn't realize you needed reservations. How long's the wait? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4765 Do you have a table for one with an ocean view? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4766 You'll have to wait. I told you to be here now. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4767 ‘That’s right, reservations for six climbers and one Sherpa.” 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4768 The shrimp scampi is recommended, with a nice pinot of course. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4769 I could not survive up here without the restaurant but it does cut into meditation. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4770 I'm sorry, all the tables are taken. Next time, you can request a reservation by ESP. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4771 Wisdom or Finger Cookie? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4772 try next week. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4773 Welcome to Cafe Nirvana. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4774 Do You Take Climb-ins? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4775 I'm sorry, but we have a dress code. You'll have to come back with a jacket and tie. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
4776 But the vichyssoise is supposed to be incredible. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4777 Om,it’s a hike to get here, but understand it’s worth the peak experience! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4778 It's artisanal. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4779 Now that you realize there was an airport shuttle, are you enlightened? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4780 Sorry my Son, reservations only but you are welcome to look at the menu. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4781 "I can tell you without reservations you can't get in". 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4782 I could tell you the answer, or I could give you the wifi password so you can find the answer within. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4783 Sorry, we only accept online reservations. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4784 Are you the waiter ?? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4785 Welcome to Transendence. Do you have a reservation? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4786 Sorry, Mack. We only serve food for thought on Fridays. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4787 But I wasn't told that there was a dress code. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4788 They said this restaurant was to die for! 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4789 Welcome, I'm your gurista, Ravi 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4790 I was looking for a Budapest Cafe.My travel agen tbooked me here. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4791 Gosh, I'm sorry. OpenTable just doesn't work up here. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4792 For 20 bucks I can move you to the front of the line. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4793 Is this the cafe with highest prices in town? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4794 Are you the Michelin guy? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4795 Life ain't free. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4796 I’m sorry, reservations for enlightenment are booked for weeks. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4797 Sorry son only a glimpse of high society for you 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4798 I'm sorry, sir...your reservation was for six so we had to give your table away... 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4799 Master, I am the guest of airbnb tonight. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4800 Sorry, Visa and Master Card only. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4801 Sorry, Hymlian sea salt not available on take out orders . 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4802 Do you say Grace for all your guests? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4803 Am I in time for lunch? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4804 Welcome to Transcendental Caffeination. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4805 Enlightenment? Do you have reservations? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4806 Jesus!! I knew this was a steep mountain, but not THAT steep... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4807 Good luck! I've been waiting for a table since 2015! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4808 My advice is to go someplace with lower prices. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4809 Bottled water? Bread sticks? Oxygen tank? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4810 Anthony Bourdain just left. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4811 No exceptions. Reservations are required. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4812 You've reached Nirvana- heaven most enlightened and expensive cafe paradise 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4813 The waiter's job is already filled. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4814 The wifi password will be on your receipt. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4815 Would that be for conversation, information or enlightenment? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4816 Sorry. We're sold out. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4817 Well can I wait at the bar? 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
4818 I’m sorry sir, but our website clearly says “reservations strongly recommended.” 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4819 Sorry, we only take American Express. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4820 The answer you seek is a plate of our cheesy jalapeño poppers. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4821 I'm just the bouncer, please come back up and enter through the front door. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4822 No, I don't have a can opener. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4823 He wanted me to ask for two tablets and a latte. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4824 "Awakened" has always been a relative term. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4825 Welcome to our new Starbucks location. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4826 I have reservations about your reservation. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4827 How long is the wait for a single table? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4828 I'd like a table for two at 8.30 pm on Tuesday. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4829 I'd like to, but unfortunately, we can't give you enlightenment until the other members of your party arrive. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4830 One venti cappuccino with a shot of enlightenment. Would that be all? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4831 To clarify one thing, it is now known as the STARBUCKS Secret to Life. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4832 We're full up tonight. You'll have to try the next mountain. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4833 Sorry. That isn’t the way we climb to the top here. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4834 Sorry, they got the last table. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
4835 We've been stuck up here for quite some time, but we manage. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4836 This is 'coffee and conversation,' 'loves to travel' is in Africa. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4837 We have reservations for four. The rest of my party will be right up shortly. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4838 And for dessert we have chocolate mousse lightly dusted with trail mix 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4839 The path to enlightenment is a personal journey, my son. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4840 Is this the place for toppings? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4841 I’m sorry reservations are required. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4842 The rest of my party will be here any minute - can I please just get a table? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4843 What is truth? Reservations required. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4844 Welcome to Crown Heights. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4845 Excuse me sir, is this the Jedi convention? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4846 Do you have a precipicervation? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4847 Reservation at 6, for tomorrow. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4848 The secret to happiness is opening a franchise?? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4849 Been waiting long? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4850 I can think better after a vanilla bean latte. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4851 Another Starbucks location. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4852 I decided to climb this mountain; I had No Reservations! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4853 Buddha's on furlough. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4854 We are sorry, but no soy latte. Try the next mountain top. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4855 I guess you want the wifi password? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4856 It is all about money... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4857 I'm afraid I can't help you if you don't have a reservation. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4858 How do I open a Starbucks franchise? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4859 Two extra large pepperoni, mushroom, and green pepper. Right. What happened to the usual guy? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4860 Where is the frontiers of enlightenment? It might be the across a cup of tea. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4861 Welcome to the Meaning of Life Café. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4862 Oh so I have to buy enlightenment just to use the bathroom now? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4863 People complained about the slow wifi at the summit, so we built a coffee shop up here to that slow wifi is to be expected. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4864 I can seat you a little later after the lunch crowd clears out. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4865 I am seeking an answer to my question. Is the buffet eternal? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4866 Table for one? That'll be about a 45 minute wait, but the bar is open. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4867 It’ll be about a 35-45 year wait. You can grab a drink at the grotto while you wait. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4868 No reservation? Be at peace — we always hold a few tables for climb-ins. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4869 Wisdom doesn't feed the bulldog, Slick. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4870 Final seating? Not before I achieve nirvana. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4871 Any chance you're hungry for spiritual knowledge? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4872 Congratulations! You have reached the summit. Do you have a reservation? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4873 What’s the meaning of li.... Oh, never mind. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4874 You don't accept climb ins? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4875 All the walk up tables are taken. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4876 I'd like a latte and to check my email. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4877 Excuse me, do you know the way to San Jose? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4878 Do you have a table for one? I don’t have a reservation. 1.1974 0.06494 76 67 3 6
4879 Welcome to Starbucks. What's your name? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4880 I m lost my phone app is not working. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4881 I'm sorry, my son. Today you will find the cloud at ground level. It's called the fog. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4882 It's a long wait for a table. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4883 Sorry! You can't come aboard without the password! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4884 this better be good 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4885 I'm sorry to say the wait staff just left in a landside. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4886 How reliable is the WiFi? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4887 What do you mean you didn't call ahead for a reservation? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4888 Here you may seek the truth but you will need your charger. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4889 Welcome to Cafe Nirvana. Will you be dining alone? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4890 Welcome to psychotherapy on the mount. In-person one-on-one counseling is $200, or group counseling over video conference is $25 but the connection here is iffy. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4891 Are you searching for entitlement? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4892 Blade had a Groupon. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4893 Hi, welcome to Solitudes. Do you have a reservation? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4894 Do you have a booking? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4895 Welcome to Moksha, do you have reservation? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4896 No tables available? Could I just get a kombucha to go? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4897 Sorry. Finnegan's deli is two mountains west. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4898 Yes I do realize you climbed 29,029 ft to get to our five star Top of the World restaurant, but we only seat two tables for dinner , so you will have to try again tomorrow. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4899 Enlightment? That's the next seating 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4900 What did you expect? Taillevent? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4901 I know, a latte to go. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4902 Reservation for Duggan...table for one. This place comes highly recommended. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4903 The wait is at minimum 2 hours, have you tried purgatory? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4904 We only take Visa, Mastercard, and Enlightenment. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4905 I see you've made a reservation through Open Tablet. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4906 Your waiting time is 108 minutes. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4907 Is it high tea time? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4908 The WiFi password is on the bottom of your receipt. Do you have a receipt? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4909 Do I need a reservation?" "You should hold no reservations in life, but there's a 30 minute wait. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4910 Yogi. Your concept of a transcendental cafe is illusionary, however, do you not feel that it is a bit remote? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4911 I am sorry sir, all of our tables are booked. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4912 Is there free wi-fi here? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4913 I’m sorry but the WIFI is for customers only 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4914 An oxygen bar? Try West Hollywood. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4915 Fasting and meditation is highly recommended before dining at the CLIFFS by our Chief. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4916 Not peace, but the service is very good and the profiterole with salted caramel outstanding. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4917 Dark, medium or enlightenment? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4918 Enlightenment? No, it's all about apps now. E-nlightenment. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4919 Exact change would be much appreciated. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4920 The answer to your question is Yes we do accept dinner's club 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4921 Man! These conferences get farther every year. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4922 Monday was moosburger. Today is tea sandwiches and we have complimentary parking in back. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4923 I’m lost. Do you have wi-fi? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4924 Tie and jackets are required 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4925 There is a three month wait list my son. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4926 No, the Sierra Club has the next summit over. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4927 One latte. To go? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4928 Sorry. We won't have an open table until tomorrow. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4929 I can seat you right away, but there is no kitchen. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4930 Do you want sparkling or still? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4931 So your bar riddle is a condensed version of your standard riddle? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4932 You shall not pass! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4933 It's really hard to get good help. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4934 We changed management since "dive bar" was taken too literally. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4935 Enlighten table for one. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4936 The barista said there were still some high tops available. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
4937 Could I get a non-fat latte, extra foam, and total enlightenment, to go? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4938 I have a table for one on April 1st. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4939 Delivers are in the rear. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4940 So you would like the 'Be One With Everything Burger', and a large 'Total Conscience Pizza' to go. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4941 Because there is a three-month wait for a table. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4942 You should have called ahead for a reservation. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4943 Will you serve climb-ins? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4944 Please, no more kale 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4945 We're completely booked, but you can try our cafe on Mt. Everest. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4946 You're late, my son, so I gave your table to a drop-in. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4947 Welcome to Hermit's. Contemplation for one? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4948 Table for one, please. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4949 Pre-fix or a la carte? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4950 Talk’s cheap, so I’m diversifying my business. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4951 My temple is a co-working space. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4952 For #602 submitted at 1140 1-28-18. Our specialists are in agreement... You are toast. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4953 We should have a table for you in about 30 minutes. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4954 How long will they be? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4955 I seek enlattement. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4956 [the obvious suggestion is]: Do you have a reservation? [but millions of people will be suggesting this, so maybe instead, try:]: Take-out is on the next mountaintop. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4957 Let go of all your reservations. We're booked for the evening. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4958 Has a Diana Ross arrived yet? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4959 Wait's forty-five minutes. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4960 I’m sorry, but you can’t come in here without a tie 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4961 Taking reservations only, submitted online. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4962 I'm sorry but my spirit guides forgot to tell me about your reservation. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4963 No, McDonald's is two mountains to the east. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4964 Do you take reservations for bar mitzvahs? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4965 And remember our free delivery promise - get the pizza to the customer within three days or you'll be paying for it. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4966 {\”\ “You are either late for the early seating, or early for the late sitting, you figure it out.” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4967 I was compelled to monetize my claim. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4968 I forgot the cream... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4969 Enlightenment, table for one. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4970 Booked? I knew I should have called first! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4971 Sorry sir, we can't seat you until your entire party is On Belay. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4972 We call it ‘elevated dining.’ 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4973 We're taking open air space to a whole new level. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4974 Sorry, reservations on taken on K2. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4975 Do you hear the hum of the escalator motor? Enter there. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4976 Is this a nonsmoking establishment? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4977 Welcome pilgrim. Do you have a reservation? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4978 What is that Wi-Fi code again? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4979 Loneliness just isn't possible these days 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4980 Your reservation, sir? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4981 How far til the next cafe? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4982 Is this joint licensed? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4983 The way to enlightenment is by fasting. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4984 I'd like a Caesar salad with no crampons. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4985 I would like to be seated near a window with a view. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4986 The wait for a table seems to be about twenty years. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4987 Sorry, we're not taking any more reservations. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4988 A side hustle is the only true path to enlightenment 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4989 Enlightenment is more elusive on an empty stomach. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4990 Hi, I'm the new IT 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4991 Turns out eternal truths involve an excellent cappuccino. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4992 Great news! We have a donor. He’s a ginger snap, but it’s a match. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4993 Standing room only. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4994 Next time just text me. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4995 Can I see the menu? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4996 Ignore what you see behind me, continue on your journey, and you shall receive your reward in heaven. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4997 Enlightenment also includes complimentary valet parking. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4998 We're booked but you can leave your name in the event a seat becomes available tomorrow evening. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4999 Sorry, no admittance without a Tie. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5000 We do have a table for one with a nice view, Cell phones are not permitted. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5001 So, you are the guru of restaurant management? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5002 Do you have free Wi-Fi? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5003 Happiness is a vegan coffee house. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5004 I'm sorry, we're out of the Enlightenment blend. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5005 Without a reservation I'm afraid I cannot seat you. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5006 What’s your pleasure young man; nirvana or Teavana? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5007 Sorry, we have a policy against hikers 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5008 I'd like the Sound of One Hand Clapping special, please. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5009 I hope you made reservations. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
5010 I’m sorry,we only take reservations. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5011 Sorry, we only accept reservations online 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
5012 Three catered climbers and one yogi. Say, you're a really dedicated census taker! 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5013 A gig like this won't work without food service. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5014 Welcome to Wholeness Foods. Unfortunately, you just missed the last seating of the day. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5015 Is this Chez Monks? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5016 The wait will be about an hour. Smoking or non smoking? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5017 Welcome, my son. You may ask but one question. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5018 O great guru - With all that sitting, don't you ever develop hemorrhoids? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5019 No Hats, No Backpacks, or No Service my son. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5020 Your reservation is under what name? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5021 I have some food in my backpack I can sit with you and share it together 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5022 "Hey, Moses, I have the tablets you ordered in my backpack." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5023 But I made the reservation weeks ago! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5024 I'm sorry, there's a five minute wait to be seated. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5025 What do you mean you don't have any openings? I called ahead for a reservation! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5026 Did you bring me an Alexa? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5027 By any chance are Ringo and John here? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5028 Guess who is coming for dinner. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5029 I'm afraid you can't join the group; you don't meet the dress code. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5030 We offer enlightenment with a slice of pizza. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5031 No one would come if I said they'd find peace at a coffee house. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5032 You have reservations? Nothing like MY reservations!! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5033 We've been gentrified. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5034 Sort Sir, no tie, no seat 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5035 The meaning of life is 42, and that's also the number of minutes you will be waiting for a table. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5036 The answers are: Sometimes; Yes; And Call at 9 AM the first Monday of the month before you want to eat. By 10, they're all booked. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5037 Sorry, we are completely book until nirvana. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5038 Sorry this Gourpon is for enlightenment only, dinner not excluded. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5039 Would you like to hear our breakfast specials? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5040 Sorry, they're over in the next block. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5041 Do you have a reservation, sir? Otherwise, we cannot accept walk-ins. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5042 If climb wasn't nearly as long as the wait for a table. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5043 Seinfeld, four! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5044 I’d like an iced coffee, please. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5045 Table for one please, with everything. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5046 This looks heavenly, but do you mind if I keep hiking? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5047 Hi, would this be the Himalayan Bistro? We have a reservation. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5048 I only deal with relationship requests - you're looking for Salvation Jim he is one peak over and a thousand feet higher... 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5049 Well, I ordered a table for one. I can show you the order in my 'sent' box. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5050 Table at 7? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5051 Your backpack indicates you're part of the 99%. You must leave this place and never return. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5052 Don't have the yeti. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5053 Will that be Master Card or Visa? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5054 Sorry, mystics only. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5055 Welcome to Pie in the Sky. Today's special is Manna with Rhubarb. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5056 Wisdom comes in many forms, not unlike Arabica. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5057 Do you know the wifi password? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5058 Do you have a table for one in the bar? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5059 This is Café Mesa. The Mesa Bistro is two clicks to the west. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5060 I’ve found that enlightenment is fine dining with a view ... 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5061 I’m here for the junior barista guru job. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5062 We should have a table in 1/2 hour or so. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5063 Public restrooms? Why yes, of course. Back track down the mountain, about a quarter mile, can't miss it. Look for yellow balloons, with a tin can & roll of toilet paper attached to them. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5064 There is another entrance. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5065 5, 10 minutes 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5066 I can't seem to find your reservation. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5067 Welcome to Open Table. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5068 Sorry, no walk-ins. Reservations only. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5069 "Can I have your wifi password? I'm writing a novel". 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5070 I rent out my mountain top as a co-working space to get some revenue in the off season. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5071 Sorry,by reservation only today 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5072 I’m searching for the true meaning of “sumptuous”. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5073 I am so sorry, but your reservation was for 6:00 PM. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5074 Wait in the bar, Wait in the bar. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5075 We do this so they don't Dine and Dash. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5076 What’s granola my son? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5077 Just pepperoni. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5078 I should have 62,800,000 answers for you in 0.42 seconds. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5079 Reservations only. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5080 Reservations? Yes, I had plenty, but, obviously, not enough... 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5081 The way to the top is not just a well worn path. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5082 The WiFi code is zen coffee, one word, all lowercase. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5083 You're out of soy? Ok, nevermind. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5084 Do you have a bathroom for your customers? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5085 I'm sorry, all of our tables are full. But you can make a reservation for next week, which I'd advise you to do since we don't have phone service up here. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5086 Sorry. We no longer take gift cards. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5087 I recommend the ibex, I have embraced locavore tenets. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5088 We are seating only by reservation. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5089 I'm sorry. You cannot be seated until the rest of your climbing party arrives. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5090 We'll call you when your table is ready. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5091 You can have a table, but you have to promise us a heavenly review. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5092 You see, I really don’t feel alive unless I’m eating at a restaurant 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5093 I’m sorry. We ran out of soy milk. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5094 We call this rest stop: Plato's Retreat. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5095 Yes, this is the new Starbucks concept. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5096 Doubtless, inspirational resonance suffers mid-climb, but the wi-fi. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5097 I still can't believe you're on OpenTable. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5098 With GPS there are no more secrets. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5099 Master, I have heard many goods things about this place, so I've traveled many weeks to see it for myself. What might I find here? Welcome my son. This is actually a restaurant. It is very well known for its "sage". 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5100 I'm sorry, we're booked until spring, 2023. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5101 I didn't have anything to do. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5102 Waiting time is about 45 minutes, sir. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5103 Sorry. You need a reservation. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5104 I'm so glad you hate tables and chairs too. Like, WAKE UP PEOPLE, they are literally killing you. Anyway, you look just like your profile pic, which is RARE. Do you mind if I ordered some appetizers? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5105 Sorry but we can only seat you when your entire party is alive. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5106 There’s a 15 minute wait 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5107 What are today's specials? What's on the dessert menu? What is the meaning of life? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5108 You came all the way here to find everyday life requires a reservation? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5109 Honey, I think this prick is following us. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5110 I see you've had enough of the Slough of Despond. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5111 The wait for a table is about twenty minutes but you are welcome to have a seat on our ledge. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5112 Could you enlighten me as to whether or not this cafe serves grande mocha soy lattes? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5113 Do you have a table by The Enlightenment? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5114 This place got a great review in the New Testament. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5115 Is the attire formal? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5116 Our seven course dinner will help you attain the eightfold path. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5117 What? An age requirement? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5118 What do you mean you don't have a table? I made a reservation on Open Tableau. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5119 So, you have been sent by the agency to fill the dishwasher position? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5120 Party of one? Standing or sitting desk? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5121 There's a bit of a wait. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5122 The meal was fine, I forgot to validate. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5123 I'm sorry, I don't know the WiFi password. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5124 Is this Mount "Sushi"? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5125 We do not have free Wi-Fi. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5126 We are the STAR of Starbucks. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5127 I have a updated version of the commandments on a flash drive 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5128 Sorry,.We only accept bookings through OpenTable. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5129 I’m sorry sir; you’ll need to change if you wish to join us. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5130 Sorry to disappoint, but enlightenment is nothing more than an Internet cafe. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5131 Looks like the usual 40-minute enlightenment wait! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5132 Our special today is croque-monsieur. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5133 Sorry, now you have to schmooze your way up to the top. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5134 Hey, Letterman, did you see which way Obama went when he left your cliff? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5135 Always reserve. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5136 So what’s the WiFi password? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5137 We're all 'just one.' 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5138 Nope, no wi-fi"! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5139 Sorry, Sir--both tables are non-smoking. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5140 We can't seat you until your full party is here. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5141 Can you tell me where the Hikers for Corporate America conference is? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5142 The rest of my party will be here in five minutes. They just yodeled from the South Peak. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5143 Wife booked; she's already here. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5144 Nope, wrong answer; guess again! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5145 I'm sorry young man, there are no tables currently available. You will need to meditate for the next available one. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5146 Oh, wise one. Can you explain the meaning of stargazy pie? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5147 Sorry, no kebabish snacks, only spiritual food. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5148 your final task can you catch the fly in the soup 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5149 No reservation showing sir, perhaps you're booked at the next plateau. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5150 This must be a mistake. I had specifically made a reservation for the Shangri La. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5151 Yes son, we have free wifi. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5152 I'll take your highly famous Lobster Bisque....to go..... 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5153 But your reservation is for two! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5154 Welcome sir, would you prefer the table d'haute menu or the a la karma? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5155 Tonight? Impossible. Maybe try Rao’s. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5156 No reservation? Well, we can get you in around March. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5157 Sorry, the wifi tables are booked. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5158 Nirvana Lounge - Food for the body and soul! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5159 Well, by elevator. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5160 I’m sorry— the Enlightenment Luncheon has been all booked up for Eons. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5161 Welcome to the Power of Chow 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5162 "My AuntHenrietta was one of you social climbers."1 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5163 Is it too late for the vegan shangri-la special? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5164 There will be a 30 minute wait for a table sir 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5165 Welcome to Club Med 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5166 Mostly so I can write off my cable bill. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5167 I came here seeking reservations. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5168 Two yak horn specials to go please -- hold the Himalayas. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5169 The reservation is under the name, Thor...at 7 pm. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5170 I dunno. I've been trying to find the meaning of it, myself. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5171 You had better take a seat behind me; there's an eternal wait for an available table. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5172 I'm sorry, there's a 45 minute wait. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5173 Now, don't get any half-baked ideas about running out of here... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5174 Would you like extra foam with your spiritual enlightenment? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5175 I think you've got the wrong mountain. This is Pappy's Mountain Vittles." 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5176 Get your homeless ass the fuck out of this establishment 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
5177 You must have a reservation for enlightenment. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5178 It's been a hard climb, but it'll have been worth it if you're still serving the pumpkin-spice latté. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5179 Is this Razer’s cafe? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5180 I'm sorry sir, but you are late for your reservation and we had to give your table to someone else. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5181 Yo Brother! Welcome to isolate and introspect 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5182 How long for a table? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5183 Enlightenment seems to be blocking me from a cup of coffee. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5184 I ‘m sorry, but you are not dressed properly for the restaurant. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5185 It didn’t say on the website if heaven took walk-ins. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5186 Double tall? Unenlightened? Coming right up! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5187 I am called into the world. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5188 You should have called. We're all mindful. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5189 I'm sorry, but you'll need a jacket. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5190 Yes, we have now reached peak coffee. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5191 It'll be about 25 minutes. Would you like to wait in the bardo? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5192 Sorry Sir but our policy is no credit cards 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5193 Our coffee is mountain grown, the WI-FI occasionally works, and we do plan a walk through. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5194 Sorry. It's only for people who froze their credit with the first Equifax email. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5195 No. But there's room in the bardo. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5196 Certainly-- Have a daily bowel movement and use our helicopter service next time. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5197 Dear child, you are cold, bruised and blistered...but at least it now safe to use wifi! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5198 Is this the Ever-rest Cafe? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5199 Sorry, the lactose-free yak latte is at the next peak. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5200 Did you bring more sporks? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5201 No, the cat cafe is on the west side of the mountain. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5202 Beatles or Stones? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5203 Sorry, but your reservation was at 8:30! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5204 Sorry. No restroom here. You’ll have to try the next mountain. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5205 I’ll have 2 Carmel Macchiato with a side shot to go. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5206 Did you make reservations? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5207 Is life measured with coffee spoons then? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5208 No, I agree. "30 minutes or less or it's free" is not a good delivery slogan. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5209 Cappuccino? Small, medium or large? Name? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5210 I'm sorry, we're totally booked. Why don't you try the French Laundry? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5211 Bocuse, table for one. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5212 Do you accept reservations? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5213 'Goall the way back; you didn't say May I." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5214 Sorry, dinner jackets are required for men 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5215 Fairness is using the restroom and then buying something. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5216 No jacket, no service. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5217 Did you make reservations? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5218 Pay for coffee. Free your mind. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5219 Yes. Reservations are required. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5220 So, this is high society? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5221 Oops! I thought I punched in Llamas on my GPS. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5222 May I offer you some enlighten-mint tea? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5223 Three hours without a reservation 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5224 after 9 PM 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5225 I’m sorry, but I can’t seat you until your entire party has made the ascent. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5226 Go ahead, patronize me. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5227 Dinner isn't served until 6 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5228 You get the table after me. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5229 We only accept air miles. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5230 We're accepting reservations for July 2018. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5231 Yes, everything on the menu is locally sourced. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5232 I heard this place is high class. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5233 The service here is high quality. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5234 So if you're open for brunch on the 7th day, I won't feel guilty about hiking. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5235 Give me your cell-phone number&will let you know if there is a table available after 9 p.m. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5236 No, I'm terribly sorry--you'll find "Mario's" on the third mountain to the right. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5237 I'm looking for heaven. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5238 Really hoping you are the hallucination. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5239 On second thought,I’ll have the check 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5240 I have a 7:00 o'clock cancellation 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5241 I'll have a grande iced nonfat caramel macchiato 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5242 Sorry, you missed the second seating. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5243 One for dinner. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5244 The others arrived by helicopter. Sorry, the entree is finished. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5245 First, three skill-testing questions. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5246 Dining alone? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5247 Today's special is the Criss-Cross Applesauce. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5248 I'm awfully. Men must be wearing trousers. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5249 Monk : Welcome to La ' Montana..you are on waitlist though 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5250 Sorry - reservations have to be made two lightyears in advance. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5251 Sorry. The Peak Room does not permit a peek at our menu to pique your interest. Any OTHER questions ? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5252 Yea the wifi been sketchy making reservations lately... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5253 Wait at the bar? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5254 Wrong mountain—although the pour over coffee here is a revelation. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5255 I’m sorry, Enlightenment is already fully committed. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5256 It's all about the sauce you dotard. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5257 Give me one of your old favorite dahls from way back when. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5258 Sorry but you didn't make a reservation. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5259 , That Secret Is Above My Pay Grade 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5260 Yes hi, is this the summit of gentrification? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5261 You must be Zeus!!! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5262 We serve only organic products. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5263 Masa is taking our overflow. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5264 Don't you just have a seat at the bar? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5265 We've caught you now, asshole. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5266 Could I get the WiFi password? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5267 What's your quest? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5268 First reservations. Then Enlightenment. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5269 Welcome to Shangri-La-la-Land. Do you have a reservation? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5270 Well our outside tables offer pretty good enlightenment. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5271 I'll take a latte to go 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5272 I'd like to make a reservation for 7. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5273 Are you gluten free? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5274 Sorry, no table if you have no reservation... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5275 I'm sorry you went to so much trouble. However, walk-ins are allowed only if they know the meaning of life. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5276 Am I in Heaven or are you thinking how the hell am I getting off this mountain? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5277 Can I order dinner at the bar? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5278 Sorry. The wifi password is for customers only. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5279 Millennials love shared office space with a terrace view. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5280 Ahhhhh...no. I don't have a reservation. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5281 Toking or non-toking? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5282 We're full. But you know we're on OpenTable, right? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5283 This is the “WISE SLURPEE’S SHOP.” The “WISE SHERPA’S STORE” is two peaks over. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5284 Is this the summit? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5285 Nope, not Iowa. This is Heaven. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5286 Yes! We have excellent WiFi with our outside tables. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5287 If I was a Wise Man, why would I be begging at a second rate Alpine Resort? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5288 Welcome to Cafe Al Fresco. Do you have reservations? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5289 No, but I’m beginning to. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5290 Still or sparkling? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5291 Heaven is the next mountain...this is purgatory 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5292 WERE FULL, COME BACK TOMORROW 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5293 I'm sorry. Neckties are required. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5294 Does your salad have agurugala? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5295 Only rock hipsters are allowed on this level. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5296 Sorry, were already booked for tonight ! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5297 I know this place is out of the way, but it has great Yelp reviews. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5298 What's the meaning of Cortado? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5299 It should be under Donner--party of none? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5300 Unfortunately, we do not accept personal checks. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5301 Prix fixe? A la carte? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5302 The wifi password is "enlightenment123." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5303 Where can I find your yelp review? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5304 We're sold out of the tempeh burger. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5305 WIFI password? N1iteNmnt 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5306 The secret is the broccoli rabe tonight. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5307 No, this is just the middle. Pisser's in the back. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5308 This is YOGI'S DINER. Nirvana is on the other mountain. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5309 90 minutes, at the earliest. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5310 Yes, of course we have wi-fi. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5311 Starbucks signed a lease even we couldn’t resist. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5312 I brought with me the very best practitioners of ginger reassignment. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5313 Yes, I will tell you. Listen very carefully. It is Buffalo chicken egg rolls. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5314 For some of us enlightenment is a good cheeseburger! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5315 Ah, but this is coffee with altitude. Higher price point. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5316 Zen 101: Meditating at a higher elevation definitely means you're levitating. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5317 The wifi is free. Are you? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5318 How long's the wait? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5319 Yes it is quite a climb. Or you could have taken an Uber like these folks 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5320 If it’s good Wi-fi you seek, look no further. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5321 The meaning of life is free, but it'll cost you twenty bucks for a view table. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5322 Sorry, reservations are by satori only. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5323 The kale and white bean crostini is worth it alone. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5324 It will be approximately 30 minutes. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5325 Welcome To The Eagle's Nest - Do You Have A Reservation ? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5326 So what’s the WiFi password? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5327 What goes best with trail mix? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5328 Thank you God, an Internet Cafe 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5329 There's an elevator on the other side of the mountain. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5330 Reservation? I don’t need a stinkin’ reservation! I don’t care about the meaning of life! I want to eat! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5331 They came to enlightenment by the elevator up front. Why do you ask? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5332 Do you have a reservation with us? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5333 Sorry, but we've just sold out of the trail mix entree. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5334 How can I get seated without my complete party like you? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5335 If you see Buddha in the road, tell Him we only hold reservations for 15 minutes. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5336 Well, next time, seek a reservation first. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5337 You're hired, but I can only pay you in tips. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5338 Thank you for climbing to Kilimangiamo’s, would you like a booth? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5339 I'll have a very tall latte, please! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5340 Wrong place, found that out the hard way. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5341 Can I get a table for two? My girlfriend is on her way! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5342 Sorry I don’t have a reservation but is there a bar.. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5343 It's a Starbucks operation. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5344 The coffee shop?It’s my side hustle. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5345 We're climb-ups only. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5346 We're fully booked, but you should try the place downstairs. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5347 The Sumits lease expired. Were called The Shangrila. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5348 Welcome to Mt. Everest Cafe! 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5349 Whats the estimated wait time? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5350 I’ve been told by Google that I would receive more guests if my ashram had a Brooklyn coffee shop-type feel. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5351 Enlightenment comes with a full price meal. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5352 No reservation, no meditation. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5353 Welcome to the Gate of Heaven. Unfortunately, the average wait time is about twenty eternities. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5354 Well then, perhaps you have bitcoin? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5355 sorry, we had a reservation for a table for two. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5356 I’m sorry, sir, but we have a No Casual Footwear policy 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5357 I had to install wifi so they could post their arrival on social media. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5358 No, this isn't heaven, but it's close enough. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5359 Enlightenment, reservation for one? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5360 Sorry, they moved. Now you need reservations. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5361 Climbing or non-climbing? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5362 I reserved ahead on OpenTable. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5363 You see, the ability to levitate can come in the midst of almost any daily experience. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5364 Table for two of us, please. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5365 The wait is about 20 minutes but I cannot seat you until your entire party arrives. Would you like to have a drink at our Ledge Bar while you wait? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5366 Today's special?... Grilled yak rubbed with Himalayan sea salt 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5367 Elevation for one? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5368 And remember to bring back coffee, sugar and butter! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5369 We can't seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5370 Oh, the people you will meet along the way! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5371 Sorry, can't latte you in. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5372 The sign said PARTY HERE 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5373 You have a problem with the 3% Health and Wellness” charge? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5374 The Meaning of Life is a perfectly seared steak. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5375 I'm afraid you've come here for nothing. Our wi-fi is down, we're out of coffee, and I've lost my mojo. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5376 GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE NEWS . . . "STARBUCKS GOT IT RIGHT"!!! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5377 Welcome to 'Ooooooohmmmm Nom Nom'. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5378 Let's see. I'll have a double cappuccino with chocolate. Gotta' get down this mountain before sundown 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5379 Sorry, we only do vegan on Wednesdays. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5380 I have fresh bagels. Would you like one with everything? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5381 Enlightenment did not pay the bills so I opened a coworking space instead. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5382 No. No WiFi, but we do have a nice Carmel macchiato. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5383 Omly one party ahead of you. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5384 I knew you weren’t on OpenTable, but this is rediculous. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5385 Dig the marble floor! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5386 Because even mountain gurus have to eat occasionally. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5387 Sorry, we’re fully committed 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5388 I'm sorry, but you reservation was for last night. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5389 We needed more differentiation from Kilimanjaro. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5390 This climbing season we're completely booked. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5391 Dude,screw this wait--let's hit Hooters! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5392 Did you call for reservations? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5393 I don't 'see' your name. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5394 Sorry schedule reservations later, you're not supposed to be here for another couple years... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5395 Forest! Life is much more than a box of chocolates! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5396 A Trip Advisor from Timothy Leary said the food here is the best you will encounter this side of Nirvana. Can I order take out? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5397 We don't seat incomplete parties. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5398 It's gonna be about 45 minutes. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5399 We have a dress code, no shorts; besides you are are not within your reservation window. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5400 I'm afraid you'll need a reservation. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5401 I advise the Grande Espresso latte mocha, to go. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5402 Wifi and yoga... this must be peak gentrification. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5403 I am sorry, we do not validate parking. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5404 Your Uber is on its way, but I'm afraid there will be surge pricing 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5405 Welcome to Enlightenment, my first pop-up concept. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5406 Make me one with a table with a view. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5407 We only accept American Express. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5408 I'm sorry, but we don't seat incomplete parties. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5409 Does a reservation about making the climb count? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5410 Sorry, no rescue parties for one. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5411 Sorry, if you don't have a reservation it's going to be a 40 minute wait 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5412 I'm afraid we only have Eternal Truth 'To Go.' 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5413 Are you fully committed? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5414 Starbuck is everywhere these days. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5415 The answer is coffee and wi-fi 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5416 Do you do takedown orders? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5417 Sorry, this restaurant requires formal attire. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5418 How long is the wait? Three lifetimes? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5419 Just a quick question. Do you deliver? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5420 I brought you razor. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5421 Do you have my mobile order? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5422 The cashier will stamp your valet parking ticket. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5423 Sure, you're high enough... but are you fly enough? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5424 Your questions won't substitute for reservations. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5425 Confucius say you need a reservation. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5426 Wrong place, young man! This is K2.0, not K2. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5427 and you finish with an amazing creme brulee 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5428 I'm sponsored by Starbucks. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5429 No, I only have the secret to "a latte mint." 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5430 Would you care to try our Seeker's Blend? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5431 What is your reservation? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5432 Anything I can get high on? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5433 We are booked solid for a year. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5434 I'll be back. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5435 I'm sorry, we cannot seat climb-ins. There's a two-month wait for a reservation. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5436 I'm sorry sir but we gave the reservation to the Bodhisattva over there. He promised a better tip. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5437 Can I get my enlightenment in a to-go cup? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5438 Your choice on the menu, my choice on the sermon. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5439 I'm sorry, sir. I understand that you were held up by an avalanche, but the Early Bird menu ended about 1/2 hour ago. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5440 Sorry, gentlemen do require ties. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5441 I told you on the phone that this restaruant is a BYOB. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5442 Sorry, we close at 6. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5443 Oh wise one what are the daily specials? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5444 Seriously? You've subleased your mountain retreat! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5445 It's just lunch. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5446 The bartender made me one with everything. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5447 We only have a table for one by the bathroom 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5448 Can I borrow your internet connection? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5449 OK Google 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5450 She always said, I had pie in the sky ideas, so here I am. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5451 I am sorry, but jackets and ties are a must. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5452 So just to confirm M. Escoffier ...you do thicken your volute before adding the sherry butter? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5453 Bad timing. I'm having a lot of reservations. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5454 "The eleventh commandment is- Thou shalt not be late for thy reservation". 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5455 But I made a reservation on Open Plateau! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5456 Swami, have I reached the high life? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5457 Sorry, we're completely booked. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5458 I’m afraid this is a heliport for the EPA! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5459 My advice is the tuscan bisque. I've been REALLY into it latley. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5460 I have reservations for the sermon at 6:00? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5461 Sorry but we take reservation only. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5462 Can you give me the wifi password? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5463 Yes, enlightenment comes with a 20% mandatory gratuity plus applicable taxes. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5464 Why surprised? High consciousness and caffeine have been linked for centuries. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5465 Sorry . No tunic , no beard , no service . 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5466 I'm sorry sir, but I can't seem to find a reservation under your name. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5467 Did you bring the new menus? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5468 I am sorry, no more vacancy here in Denali. We had a surge of migrants after Nov. 2016z. Try again in 2020. Maybe... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5469 No , this is the Sinai , not the Everest ; And no , my name is Moses and not Edmond Hillary... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5470 Too bad you didn't call ahead for a reservation. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5471 Table for one . . . with a view. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5472 Sorry, only patrons can use the washroom. Was there anything else? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5473 They won't seat you without a tie and a reservation. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5474 i provide the answer, but have to ask the right question to get in 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5475 Sorry sir, it is reservations only. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5476 It turns out that Buddha actually loved café culture. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5477 No, sir, the question regarding your reservations is far from spiritual in nature. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5478 We are all booked up tonight, but I do have something available a year from Thursday. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5479 We don't offer carry-out. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5480 yes we were expecting you, but first coffee. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5481 Enlightenment? No. But I offer light aliment...with a view. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5482 No, the restaurant does not take reservations. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5483 It is not your time yet my fellow hiker 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5484 I'm sorry sahib, we're fully booked for the next six weeks but to see if any cancellations occur, check our website at GURULAND/DINING.COM. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5485 Reservations are the secret to life. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5486 There’ll be about a ten minute wait. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5487 Nirvana doesn’t take reservations, but we do accept Bitcoin. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5488 Howard Schulz? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5489 Hi there. May I please use your men's bathroom? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5490 One tall smoked butterscotch Frappuccino. For here or to go? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5491 Master, I brought you one with everything. My son, I AM one with everything . . . 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5492 I’m sorry, we’re booked for the next 5 years. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5493 I come in search of unconditional wifi. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5494 Beer delivery in the back. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5495 Another guru-on-the-mountaintop cartoon? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5496 Reservation for Elijah? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5497 Today my advice would be a tall nonfat latte with caramel drizzle. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5498 My real estate broker did not warn me of gentrifiers. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5499 Do have a reservation? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5500 Seriously, where else can I go to find peace and be far away from humans? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5501 O Holy One! Can you direct me to a plateau without a newYorker cartoon? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5502 Is it true enitlement you seek? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5503 My deepest regrets, young man, but next time contact us by telepathy to make a reservation. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5504 Would you like your venti caramel soy frappuccino with whip? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5505 The hostess will seat you at the next available table. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5506 How long is the waiting list?? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5507 The Holy One has written, "No admission without proper attire." 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5508 Our next reservation is May 23rd at 5PM. With consultation, we are booked into November. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5509 Corporate tells me raw water is done, so we’re back to coffee. But hey, it’s all about the journey. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5510 Two Caramel Macchiato's to go. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5511 What is the secret to making a perfect soufflé? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5512 I tell you, my son, before you start your journey it is best to consult my reservations app first. I am booked solid through next Thursday. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5513 There is no limit for how high middle-class snobism can go. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5514 Yours is the only 5 star restaurant in the area. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5515 You want "meaning?" Always make reservations. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5516 You may enter if you share your food and wait tables. Then you may take the elevator down. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5517 I offered wisdom, but people still needed their caffeine. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5518 Yeah, I had to add another revenue stream last year. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5519 YES, it’s just ONE today... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5520 Do you have a vegan menu? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5521 Sorry, you still need a reservation at the Ice Hotel in Summer. See you next Fall. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5522 I'm sorry, we do not have a gluten free menu. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5523 I'm starving. Do you have any peanuts? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5524 No, sorry; you're about a mile too high for a whale reference. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5525 I'm sorry, reservations need to be made 40 days in advance 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5526 No, I'm afraid we only have granola bars, dried fruits, and a few other things that were kindly delivered to us by the bears. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
5527 I am sorry sir, we don't accept Diners Club or Amex cards. You don't carry Visa or Mastercard? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5528 Welcome to the enlightenment internet cafe and yes we do have wifi connection 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5529 The bar may have more options, but a shorter wait. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5530 How many? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5531 Some call it purgatory. We call it coworking. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5532 The only way you can become one-with-everything, my son, is to come back in your next life as a hot dog. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5533 Do you mind waiting while I see if anyone has called for an Uber? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5534 So Mr. Hilton, Do you accept Mar-a-Lago rejects? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5535 Sorry, our take-out line is on the other side of the mountain. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5536 We only do telepath-ahead seating. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5537 You can leave your application with me, I'll give it to the manager. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5538 It helps pay the rent. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5539 Proper dress is required. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5540 Nirvana doesn't accept credit cards. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5541 For as the prophesy foretold, no walk-ins. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5542 Seinfeld, four! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5543 I forgot my wallet. Please tell me you'll take a check. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5544 It's a meditation class on eating mindfulness. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5545 Is there room for me? I've come a long way to get here. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5546 Up is the new down. Welcome to River Styx Fish House featuirng charred pollock panini. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5547 We're booked up until after the American Mountain Goat Convention is over. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5548 Welcome to Rao's. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5549 The wifi password eh? Is that what you seek travaler 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5550 Do you have a portable chair? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5551 Our barista puts one of those fancy latte foam designs right on your soul. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5552 How long have you been waiting for a table? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5553 Do you have your Open Table reservation number? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5554 May I suggest the veal in wine sauce 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5555 Sorry, we serve on a reservations-only basis. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5556 The wifi password is "enlightenment123." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5557 I just can't see it 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5558 Last time I climbed all this way they didn't even serve pork. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5559 No, you have the right place. This is the lounge. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5560 Before I tell you the soup of the day, you'll still need a coat and tie. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5561 Sorry, I forgot to make a reservation. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5562 Is this The Shed at Dulwich? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5563 Sorry, the only seat left is next to the bathroom. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5564 The wisdom you seek is in the restaurant. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5565 No, I said come back with FIFTY pounds of flour and TEN pounds of cocoa. Make it fast, I serve dessert in an hour. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5566 Vegan? I presume! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5567 Confucius say you must first buy something before you use bathroom. Also we have no bathroom. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5568 Welcome to Fortune Cookie Café. I see an elevator in your future. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5569 Since when did you install an access road up the other side? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5570 I heard about this place on Yalp. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5571 Am I too late to make reservations for dinner? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5572 You must have seen our ad on page 19! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5573 This place is brutal. I've waited years for a reservation. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5574 "Uh....42?....hmmm....the divine light in me honors the divine light in you?" "Well, I'm not going anywhere....Namaste right here until you let me use the restroom". 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5575 Do you have a table available in the cave? Maybe something within view of the shadow puppets? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5576 Thanks for being with us on our Sustainability Journey. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5577 Is this where we ascend to the bourgeoisie? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5578 I am truly sorry that you hiked all the way up here, but, I can assure you, we do NOT serve Green Mountain. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5579 yes,you can eat here but you can't sleep over. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5580 No, we don't get WiFi up here. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5581 Will you be joining us for dinner ? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5582 We're co-working to enlightenment, do you have social media skills? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5583 Namaste - I've a message for someone named Claire that Mike will wait for 3 hrs at the usual place. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5584 Darn, where's the closest Starbucks? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5585 Welcome to the After Latte 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5586 I outsourced your question to my contracted staff. You may expect a reply in 48-96 hours. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5587 The refi has been killing me so I had to sublet the rest of the space. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5588 After I'm seated, I can say I had a cup of cafe con leche...on the rocks. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5589 This place is 4-stars! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5590 Sorry we can’t seat you without a reservation. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5591 Your reservation is years away son. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5592 I'm sorry but we cannot seat you unless you are wearing a suit and tie. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5593 We’ve expanded our service and yes we are fully booked, final question. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5594 Ah, but you HAVE learned something important... It's wise to keep a side hustle. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5595 THIS is the best gospel brunch in the city? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5596 If you'd like to sit at the bar, we're serving the same enlightenment there. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5597 I'm just here to charge the cover. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5598 Yeah sure, but we're about to close. Do you mind taking it to go? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5599 Do you want the Grande, Venti, or Trenta advice? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5600 The Trump Republicans have passed tax reform and no longer do you have to hide your epicurean-gained wealth on a foreign mountain. You can bring it back home and won't have to pay exorbitance taxes to do so. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5601 Sorry, cash only. We don’t accept credit cards. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5602 I understand that Peter, but my pastor said I didn't need to make reservations. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5603 Yes Sir. All our vegetables are PETA compliant and approved . 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5604 I'm sorry. Gorp is only served at our second seating. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5605 Yes we have free wi-fi. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5606 I have a prickly feeling we're being followed. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5607 A restroom? Sorry, the nearest one is up that peak to my left. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5608 Ah, you're looking for the Oriah Mountain Dreamer. This is the Oprah Mountain Dreamer... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5609 I wised up and cashed in. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5610 Sorry. We charge for WiFi. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5611 I've come to understand that your immutable precepts are now mutable. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5612 I'm sorry, but the black card you used to secure your reservation was declined. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5613 I don't know the meaning of life but I can tell you the wifi password 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5614 Sorry, we thought your reservation was for tomorrow. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5615 Sorry, you don't have a reservation. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5616 Sorry. We only accept bitcoin. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5617 "DuFresne, search party of four" (? Mitch Hedberg) 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5618 Do you have a table with a view of the fire? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5619 I was told reservations weren't necessary at this destination restaurant. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5620 Oh, I'm remote working, too. My regular crag's wi-fi is down. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5621 Google can handle your three questions -- while you wait, please do patronize our Starbucks. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5622 I am looking for Rodeo Drive 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5623 So, this place caters to piqued appetites? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5624 My advice? Venti is the best value. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5625 This isn't The Mystery of Life Café ? 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
5626 Are you looking for enligh-tea-n-mint? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5627 I hope I'm not late for brunch 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5628 I’ll have the veal, it the best in the Himalayas! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5629 I'm sure my reservation was for lunch today 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5630 Good morning, do you have a reservation? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5631 Yes, we call it “The Meaning of Life” whole we hope to get the third star from Michelin. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5632 You’re welcome to sit in lotus pose while you wait for your table. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5633 Sorry, a tie is required. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5634 Guess - alternative enlightenment or reminder of our no tipping policy? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5635 I come for enlightenment, but I stay for the coffee! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5636 No! Wayne! Bruce Wayne. I had a reservation! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5637 - Oh my God! - Caution! One step forward and you'll lose faith in me! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5638 sorry, Sorry, there’ll be a two hour wait. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5639 Sorry - no food, no wi-fi! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5640 Do I have to hear what you have to say, in order to get a mocha latte? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5641 OK, well what time do you normally run out of eagle pizza? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5642 I realize it was unwise for me to show up without a reservation, but may I at least order a takeout Dexpak? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5643 Top shelf dining here, right? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5644 No son, I said ‘open table,’ not ‘open tablet.’ 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5645 No gluten-free menu? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5646 Oh, let's see, Hillary is it? First name? Edmund. Nope. Not on the list. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5647 *Rolls Eyes* "Ive told you this before Doug, if you want a reservation, you've gotta have friends in high places." 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5648 Your sugar is too high. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5649 Come up dear boy! Sometimes in life, there’s no elevator to the top, but there’s free WiFi. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5650 did i miss my reservation 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5651 Schumer. S-C-H-U-M-E-R, party of ONE. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5652 Table for one. And a low carb menu please! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5653 Yea, who knew? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5654 you shoud have reserved 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5655 Is there a manager to this clifftop cafe? I would like to complain about the altitude. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5656 Young man, has it occurred to you your parents are here because we are Adults Only? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5657 Is dinner included in your tour to the pinnacle? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5658 The rest of your party has already been seated. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5659 We brew the fastest coffee and tea in the Rockies. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5660 Sorry, we don't have anything that's gluten-free. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5661 Welcome to 'Enlightenment and Lite Fare". It takes a lifetime to get a table. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5662 Solve my riddle first to get WiFi password and win a free coffee. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5663 I always heard there would be Chinese food. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5664 That will be a two hundred year Wait for a Table for One. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5665 I suggest that before you make this climb again that you first check Open Table. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5666 Yes, my son, the secret of life is a good cup of coffee. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5667 Serenity isn't part of the restauranteer capitalist lifestyle 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5668 No, we don't serve pizza by the slice. (This is a riff on the caption on a similar cartoon, on page 19 of the Feb 5th issue.) 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5669 Is this technical Support? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5670 We have 10 specials tonight, which you can see on these two stone tablets. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5671 You're come to the wrong place. Call Uber and get your IP guy. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5672 I can't just leave, Carl. Who will give out the Wifi Password? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5673 You made it all the way here....without reservations? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5674 Hey, Ravi, do you have a table for two? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5675 Excuse Me God, Paradise And Inferno Are Not Separated Any More? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5676 Burger, fries and a parachute to go, please. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5677 How do you spell your last name? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5678 No, I don't see your name on OpenTable. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5679 That password is already being used by someone. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5680 Yes, we have wi-fi. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5681 The guys down stairs were wondering when the bonus checks were coming out? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5682 I know this must be annoying but what’s the wi-fi password? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5683 Welcome to Mountain diner. I grant you 3 appetizers. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5684 What is your reservation? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5685 Ok, I got your supply list and I want to be sure before I head on down, the Tide Pods are for washing and not for eating, right? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5686 So I can’t get a BLT here, can I? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5687 Welcome to Latte Enlightenment. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5688 The next available seating is at 8:30 p.m., next year. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5689 Is your coffee free trade? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5690 Every four hours, we take an inanity break from the enlightenment. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5691 So you see, the secret of life really is a cup of tea 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5692 What, no wall? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5693 Sorry, you’re so minutes late. Rules are rules. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5694 Sorry sir, but this is the wrong reservation. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5695 Holy Moses! Even Mount Sinai has been gentrified! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5696 Our policy requires a proper coat and tie. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5697 Sorry, sir-you need a reservation 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5698 Sorry, sir, the Timberline Tea Garden dress code is strict...besides, your reservation is at the Crampon & Carabiner Bristro, three mountains over. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5699 I'll have a wholly spirit on the rocks , please ! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5700 We server expresso with altitude. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5701 Sorry - we don’t take walk-ins. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5702 So sorry, no public restrooms available. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5703 The cats? Sure, they're around somewhere. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5704 I'm contemplating a dinner menu. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5705 Table for one. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5706 Tonight's special is yak with rancid butter tea. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5707 No seats available? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5708 Room for one more. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5709 But I booked on Open Table eighteen months ago 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5710 This is Mount Vegan Mount Pimola is two mountains over. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5711 Sorry, we don't take traveler's checks. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5712 That's easy, it's espresso. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5713 Table for one-with-everything? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5714 You wouldn't think soy milk was such an odd request, but I'm still waiting. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5715 The procedure will cost our patient an arm and a leg, which in this case is delicious. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5716 The pastry chef's fall into the gingerbread vat was unfortunate, but his assistants' next decision would seal his fate and the fate of the children's party. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5717 Welcome to the Enlightenment Café On The Terrace, my son. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5718 I have some reservations. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5719 Any reservations? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5720 Do you have any enlightenment allergies? 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
5721 Sorry, sir, I can't just give you the bathroom code. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5722 I didn't know I needed a reservation. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5723 Do I have to take the tea? I only need the can. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5724 Socializing on the job is nirvana? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5725 Sorry, we have nothing available now. Maybe you could check back after the next avalanche. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5726 A flute of Veuve Chequot and an order of Foie gras, s’il vous plaît 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5727 Can I get brown rice instead ? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5728 Your answer remains 3 months out 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5729 The wi-fi password is Everest73. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5730 Open Table said you would have a open mind. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5731 It's actually a table of one now since we took the south face. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5732 Sorry, sir. We have no record of your reservation. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5733 This is the true meaning of "air" BnB that you seek. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5734 Do you have chicken tenders? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5735 No tapas? Oh well, take care my friend. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5736 No, sir, this is Mount Blanc. Bel Air is across the pass. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5737 I'm sorry, but I don't see your name on the list. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5738 I'm the gate keeper of the mountain dinner dine in. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5739 Reservation for one. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5740 We only take reservations. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5741 He sincerely apologizes but after He gives The Ten Commandments we Will be closing for the season. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5742 I can remember when base basecamp didn’t even have WiFi. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5743 "I'm sorry. This is formal dress only". 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5744 Excuse me! But is this the place where you find inner peace? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5745 I've heard of haute cuisine, but this is nearly over the top! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5746 Hour and a half wait for table at this time sir. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5747 Forget it if you don't have a reservation--I've been here for years and nothing's opened. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5748 I've been waiting...it's "complete parties only." 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5749 How much enlightenment for a grande chai latte? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5750 We also accept hygiene products. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5751 Have you considered selling out? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5752 Ugh, I should have reserved on Open Table. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5753 Tablecloths make spaces feel cozier. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5754 I'm sorry, you'll have to climb up to the front. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5755 You mean Life is not a Restaurant? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5756 I'm sorry, sir. We don't offer that kind of connection. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5757 Sorry, there's about a 2000 year waiting list... 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5758 For the Jan. 29 cartoon which just arrived here two captions. 1. My preliminary diagnosis is that it's a psychosomatic reaction to the fear of being eaten. 2. Sorry to tell you this but I think it's about time to meet your makers. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5759 But I had reservations. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5760 Welcome to the totally upscale Starbucks. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5761 I don't have a reservation. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5762 Sorry, all tables are taken. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5763 Reservations are the meaning of life. Tomorrow, it turns out, is promised to someone. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5764 How much is the entrance fee for this rooftop cafe? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5765 Welcome to Klossner. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5766 sorry i can only seat you once the full party has arrived. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5767 Different mountain.... we just do regular hunger. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5768 I wish to know the Wi-Fi password 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5769 I can join him at that table! I brought my own chair! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5770 Momma wants to know how the business is going. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5771 sorry,you should have used your smartphone app to made a reservation at guru mtn bistro 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5772 -Shared safe spaces -Sunday vibes -A mountain for u and a mountain for me -Do you know if the world is coming to an end? -How many $ signs does this place have on yelp? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5773 Does the special come with a side of enlightenment? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5774 Sorry, you can't come up, you're not on my prayer list. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5775 I know you're disappointed, but at least it's not Starbucks. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5776 Just tell them not to bother. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5777 Any jokes about Indians and reservations; over the cliff you go! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5778 No, those are not real people, I just put mannequins up here to lure wisdom seekers such as yourself. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5779 You're not going to listen and dash, are you? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5780 Yes, I had a reservation for 9:30. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5781 They said this place has spectacular brews 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5782 Sorry son it's not the real thing; just an alternate heaven. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5783 Starbucks Nirvana. Can I get you a cold brew? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5784 It was only a matter of time. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5785 Guru for one please. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5786 Oh, nice to meet you. My name's Klossner. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5787 Gentrification 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5788 I’ll have a double espresso. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5789 I know you have come a long way sir, but do you have a reservation? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5790 No, I didn't make a reservation. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5791 Did you book? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5792 Things have changed a latte since your last visit. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5793 Another gentrification protestor, I see. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5794 Do you have wifi? If so, do you block porn sites? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5795 I’ll be right back. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5796 We are all booked now, would you like to sit at the bar? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5797 I opened a bed and breakfast, devotee's weren't covering expenses. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5798 A 2-hour wait for enlightenment?! Namaste down here. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5799 Can you help me attain a higher state of mind, sir? .... No, but we do proudly brew Starbucks here.... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5800 Go home, you’re not part of my target market. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5801 Take your pick, wisdom, or a seat for one! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5802 I'm sorry. You must have proper attire for this enlightened dinning experience. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5803 ...hi...membership here is limited to the top 0.000001%...there’s Laurene Jobs lunching with Jackie Mars and there’s Jeff Bezos on his computer... 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5804 Is it true enitlement you seek? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5805 This mountain is winter peas. You want the next one over. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5806 I'm sorry sir. We have a dress code in the restaurant. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5807 I'll take a double espresso: I could use a boost. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5808 Sorry, Bud, just ran outa fish here at Chez Maimonides 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5809 How high am I on your reservation list? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5810 Where do you want the arugula? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5811 Have you a long table for 12 including me? An artist is coming to capture occasion of our last supper 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5812 Sorry, shirt and tie is required. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5813 Do you have gluten-free options? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5814 I would like to make a reservation.... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5815 Welcome to the heightened gurus cafe... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5816 Gerald was told that it would be a miracle if they got his Tall, Non-Fat Latte With Caramel Drizzle order right. He was always too literal. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5817 Do you have a smoking section? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5818 It's standing room only right now, or we can seat you near the gates. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5819 If you have no reservations, there will be a half-hour wait for a table. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5820 I assume you held my table? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5821 We call it The Republic of Plateau. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5822 Next time my son just take the shuttle. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5823 I say, ole boy, how are the fish and chips? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5824 Our website only works with Internet Explorer 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5825 We accept all forms of communication. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5826 The advice is free, but if you want service ... we take all your money. Learned it from my cousin in the IRS. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5827 The secret is making a really good latte. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5828 It’s a new menu so lots of peaks and valleys. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5829 Did you come up here to ruin my peace as well? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5830 fine dining is a state of mine. Repeat 10 times, "yummmmmm" 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5831 Gabrielle sent me. Sorry, she is no longer welcomed. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5832 What did you expect? Enlightenment? Well, it is! That’s the name of the cafe, Enlightment. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5833 What is the meaning of life . . . or of affogato. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5834 Am I in time for high tea and meditation on the summit. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5835 Will that be smoking or non-smoking? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5836 How long's the wait? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5837 Yes, we are a free-use hotspot for Wi-Fi, but usage is intended for enlightened beings only. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5838 Well done, Herdy. Now go get my dry cleaning. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5839 The dress code is mountain-top appropriate. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5840 What's the wifi password? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5841 We have to treat him gingerly or he might crumble. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5842 Aphorism or no-aphorism section? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5843 You must look beyond worldly pleasures that merely succor the flesh until 8:45 or 9:30 for a party of one. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5844 You have journeyed long and far. Now, your final task is one of endurance. Only a few brave souls have dared to attempt it and none have survived: eat a tide pod. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5845 Try the yams. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5846 Do I make a right at Everest or a left to get to the free parking garage? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5847 My worldly consultation? Make a reservation 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5848 The Wi-Fi password is 'Enlightenment' 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5849 Sorry, we don’t allow diners to bring in their own food. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5850 Sorry, we only have two tablets 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5851 You cannot get a skinny latte with a little whip cream... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5852 If you answer my 3 questions correctly, I'll waive enforcement of our 'dress code'. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5853 Sorry, there’s no WiFi up here 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5854 Oh yeah, well I climbed up here thinking you were a Hershey's kiss! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5855 The reason for existence is veal scallopini. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5856 It helps my concentration. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5857 I'm thinking of selling. The competition from Starbucks is becoming to great. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5858 Nothimg for a KALPA!?!? Can I just get a koan to go? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5859 Are you Saint Peter?..... Is this the gate to Heaven?..... Am I dead?..... Or am I just oxygen-deprived and hallucinating after climbing this high? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5860 Weren't you on a journey to elevate your tastes? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5861 is that 20 minute wait on top of the thousand years to enlightenment? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5862 Oh, those dinning now have had reservations for months. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5863 Did you make a reservation? As you can see we only have two tables on this peak. That peak east of here may have some openings. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5864 I can book you for next Tuesday. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5865 I'd give you a hand but I already have a lot on my plate 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5866 Hi Melvin, do you know where I can get a cheeseburger nearby? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5867 Two cheesseburgers and fries to go. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5868 I'm afraid I'm all out of Enlightenment, but the Umami Burger's on special today. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5869 I'm sorry, but our dress code requires dinner jacket and tie. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5870 The answer you seek is “yes, just sellout”. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5871 Sorry, no can do--try us again when you're wearing a tie. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5872 The wait is about 2 hours. Did you take the scenic route? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5873 The wait is gonna be an hour and forty five minutes 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5874 OK, I'll get a tall Americano to go, but please give me the bathroom code. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5875 How much do you charge for water? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5876 What do you mean the Wi-Fi is spotty? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5877 Sorry, we are closing. Can I take your reservation for tomorrow? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5878 You did not conquer the mountain; you conquered your self. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5879 Sorry...we ran out of the spinach salad about an hour ago 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5880 Which way to the swamp? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5881 Somehow I thought it would be different. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5882 Soul searching doesn't cut it under Trump's tax plan. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5883 Alas, this is the 21st century, my son. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5884 Welcome to the Zen Art of casual dining. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5885 Yeah, the sign arrives next week. So that's a Venti Soy Latte, can I get your name? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5886 Welcome to Gurubucks. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5887 You only accept MasterCard? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5888 We have three specials. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5889 A table for one with everything, please. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5890 Freeze-dried Sanka is the secret to Life. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5891 Sorry, we only accept mountain reservations 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5892 I was going to go to another mountain, but I figured this would have better food. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5893 You must tell me, O' great and wise barista, can this finally be Shangri-latte ? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5894 You’re one sick cookie! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5895 You dare pass into this wonderful feast of delights, little hat man? Even though I'm stuck in this position, I can still take your shoes and it'll be worth it. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5896 We are out of espresso and our locally sourced kombucha. But if there's anything else I can do for you, let me know. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5897 There's a $5 cover to reach peak enlightenment 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5898 I’m sorry, enlightenment and lunch is business casual dress. Didn’t you read the tablet? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5899 Yes - reservations are required at all places of enlightenment, Grasshopper. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5900 Sorry, we can't hold reservations. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5901 No. Just because the climb was arduous, you can’t get in without a reservation. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5902 The neighborhood has been gentrified. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5903 I am so sorry. We’re totally booked. Didn’t you make a reservation? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5904 But the website didn't mention parking was available. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5905 Can I get a cheeseburger, fries, and a coke to go? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5906 Good food? The robe hides the extra pounds. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
5907 Yes, there's an outlet at every table. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5908 We only serve upper crust here! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5909 Sorry there is a waiting list!! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5910 What's the secret to a great souffle? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5911 You can have a table in about 45 minutes. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5912 Are you sure the food on the menu is vegan. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5913 Can we change my reservation until after I reach the summit? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5914 I just filled the dishwasher position. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5915 I can tell you the meaning of life. But I've forgotten the wifi password. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5916 The SEO is working. Here comes another one. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5917 We're full, you should have called for reservations! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5918 Am I required a jacket and tie? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5919 Allow me to enlighten you: Open a shop where Starbucks Ain't! 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5920 What would you do for a klondike Bar? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5921 No Latte - No Enlightenment 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5922 GRANDE EXPRESSO WITH TWO SHOTS 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5923 I was told I could get a plain cup of coffee and a wheat-bran muffin here... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5924 Stop me if you don't want to hear the specials. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5925 'Do you have reservations, Concerns or trepidation's'? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5926 May I just use your rest room? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5927 Sorry, we're booked solid through the weekend. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5928 I'm truly sorry, but we don't accept Open Table reservations at this site. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5929 Happiness comes from service to others. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5930 Open table? I thought you spoke of an open mind... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5931 Gentrification 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5932 Sorry I am late oh Noble one. My partner awaits me. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5933 Hey, can you guys take my order? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5934 Oh wise one, how do I get to the table of delight? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5935 Uber Eats here... Is my order ready?" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5936 Not all who sit cross-legged are lost... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5937 I also got diarrhea from trail mix, what else? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5938 It wants water. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5939 No, no, no. OpenMESA. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5940 Welcome to Hard Knocks Cafe. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5941 Sit down, eat, then we'll talk. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5942 Reservations are fleeting. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5943 You're correct, old wise one! I'm just a cartoon wanting caffeine and caption! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5944 Sorry sir, we're fully booked. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5945 So sorry, we’re all booked up for tonight. Shall I check for availability at the next level? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5946 I had solitude. Now I have wifi. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5947 Can I get an order to go? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5948 The 3D drawings behind me help me deal with my fear of missing out. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5949 No, I won’t start saying Namas-leave...you will just have to wait until a table opens up. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5950 Our website is clear, it’s bring your own table. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5951 You didn’t make a reservation so you need try the next mountain. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5952 O, wise one, what is the special of the day? What do you recommend? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5953 What is your daily special? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5954 You have questions. I have WiFi. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5955 C’mon, I have a reservation, don’t make me climb back down. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5956 Can you help me? I can't find Nirvana on my GPS. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5957 "The meaning of life is location,buzz,reservations". 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5958 How’s the WiFi? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5959 My GPS directs me back and forth in time. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5960 Coffee? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5961 Would that be a a table for one? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5962 It's a forty-five minute wait. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5963 Why? Instagram, mainly. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5964 What! Who do you think I am, Sisyphus? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5965 Lost my NEA funding. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5966 There will be a 20 minute wait for the next table. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5967 Is something wrong up here? The air seems a little thin... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5968 I can't seat you now, you're not wearing a tie 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5969 Now for your last test before reaching the peak... Resisting a Starbucks latte 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5970 Your shoes are acceptable, but do you have a jacket and tie? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5971 Hello, welcome to Transcendence Bar & Grill. I'll be your host, Zen Master Steve. Do you seek a light refreshment? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5972 Tofu? Hah. Can't you tell the cuisine here is elevated? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5973 Do you have reservations?" "I do now! 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5974 I understand you you have your reservations. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5975 We like to think of it as, 'Starbucks, eat your heart out!' 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5976 Are you enlightened enough to have a reservation? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5977 How long have you been waiting for that guy to finish the paper? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5978 Unfortunately, your sudden enlightenment also informs you that reservations are required! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5979 Sorry, I'm on my coffee break. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5980 Can you seat 2 in the Summit room? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5981 The secret to life is the copyrighted trademarked name for my limited liability coffee café. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5982 I'm sorry, total consciousness is for paying customers only. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5983 We make a mean ascetic stew. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5984 FYI, we're the last full-service stop before Shangri-La. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5985 There’s one on every corner. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5986 Can you please see my horoscope. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5987 I just came by to find out what you charge for stock trades. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5988 Sorry, Visa and MasterCharge only. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5989 I’ve been waiting for a table for 42 years. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5990 So until next Christmas, Mrs. Clause is the Barista and the elves wait and bus tables. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5991 Klossner, party of one... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5992 Did you make an online appointment first? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5993 Would you like to wait in our meditation room? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5994 Yes, we have wifi. But I'm sorry, without a reservation we can't seat you. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5995 I have come a long way, what's the best thing to order? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5996 Did your ad say gluten free or was it glutton free??? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5997 The meaning of life, my son, is a cup of Earl Grey. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5998 We can seat you at the bar if you'd like. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5999 Do you have spiritual enlightenment on the menu? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6000 What do you recommend for lunch today? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6001 You left your charger at home? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6002 The wait for Nirvana will be approximately 30 minutes. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6003 Where's the green ball? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6004 Is this where Bitcoin peaks? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6005 Yes, I made my reservation on Open Table. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6006 I’m sorry, we did not receive your open table reservation. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6007 Ever since you did that Yelp review... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6008 Because contemplating the meaning of life allows for no restroom breaks. Next question? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6009 did i miss my reservation 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6010 Where else can you get scrambled eagle's eggs? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6011 Sorry, pal. No tip, no Sherpa. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6012 You're not coming in dressed like that. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6013 You could have just taken a taxi. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6014 Wise One, I love what you've done to the place. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6015 Your meme is two peaks over. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6016 He who climbs the mountain without a reservation is like a fool is going to go hungry. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6017 Inner peace? Next mountain. If you want inner peas, there's a 45 minute wait. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6018 Om Mani Padme Hum ... If you meet a Starbucks on your path ... order a Caramel Latte 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6019 Sir, what was the address for that delivery again? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6020 Yes, "Recalculating, Recalculating..." could describe our focus here. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6021 They all arrived at enlightenment by Uber. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6022 Not if you don’t have a reservation. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6023 What's the WiFi code again? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6024 Why don't you take the lift next time. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6025 you are wrong: the one with the back problem was my brother on the other mountain two weeks ago 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6026 In fact, come April we will be fully helicopter-to-table. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6027 He called it "Fake Wisdom." So, we're shoring up with Wi-Fi and Lattes. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6028 If you are looking for Indiana Jones when he was on his last crusade ... your 28 years late! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6029 "Heard you're interviewing for a cable car guy". 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6030 Actually, it’s on today’s prix fixe menu. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6031 NamaGO! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6032 Welcome to Gordon Ramsay's Enlightenment. Do you have a reservation? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6033 Om...you're too late for our luncheon seating. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6034 Mount Starbucks is 2 peaks to the left. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6035 Welcome to hell. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6036 Sorry. Our next reservation is for two weeks from this coming Wednesday. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6037 Oh boy, another rejection, most people enter through the gates. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6038 No money in being a hermit, so we opened a Starbucks 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6039 yes sir, we have lactose-free yak milk. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6040 Just enter Amazon with the suffix OM. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6041 Listen, my dude, not even Lord Ganesha, overcomer of all obstacles, could get a table tonight. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6042 That prick is following us 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6043 You didn't say 'May I.' 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6044 Can you direct me to the WC? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6045 They really do have a McDonald's everywhere. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6046 As a group, we are omniscient. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6047 I know you are wise. So this should come as no surprise. The internet doesn't lie And I'll tell you why, Information is provided by spies. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6048 Sorry our reservation list is etched in stone. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6049 This is the 'Enlightened Café,' you want the 'Unenlightened Café' located at the base of the mountain in the caverns. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6050 I'm sorry my dear pilgrim, please check back in about 30 to 45 minutes and we should have a table for you. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6051 Sorry but the popovers fell. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6052 Sorry I am kind of lost, can you help me figure how to get to heaven? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6053 No, we never use MSG. Trust me--at this altitude we don't need flavor enhancers. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6054 We offer high tea along with good karma. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6055 Best wishes in finding the coach check ticket you dropped. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6056 We find that this new dodge attracts a higher class clientele, and we get three turns a night. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6057 We're totally booked. It's "no bill for a climber" week...... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6058 Welcome to the highest Starbucks in Nepal. I've been the official greeter since the Hobbit movies finished. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6059 Chef Ramsay, I presume? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6060 No. This is Mervana. My name is Merv. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6061 I'm sorry. Our establishment only offers formal question and answer sessions subject to advance reservations. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6062 I heard that there were some great waves around here? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6063 Do you take reservations for bar mitzvahs? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6064 Do you have an elevation? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6065 Let me get this straight, in 2020 your prediction is that Indiana's Nondescript PENCE will be replaced by Texas' Low-Energy BUSH as Vice President under TRUMP ??? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6066 While you and I do your gap year, Dylan, your parents can wait here. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6067 I think we have the perfect fortune cookie for that. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6068 I came because I heard accept Bitcoin. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6069 Our regular hours are sunrise to government shutdown. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6070 The wifi sucks. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6071 Do you take reservations or do I need to come back? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6072 Do you want fries with that order> 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6073 What's the wi-fi password again? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6074 You're witnessing your online order of our signature BEa(l)titude Beans passing through my system - civet cat-free and ZENith-processed, as advertised. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6075 I'm looking for Swami Starbucks 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6076 I don't have a reservation but my phone gets a signal up here and I promise no questions... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6077 You are welcome to come back in a hour or so. We may have a table for you then. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6078 Sorry sir, the elevator is on the other side of the mountain 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6079 I'm sorry, we only seat by reservations. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6080 I heard the filet mignon here is to die for 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6081 I'll have a grande, non-fat latte. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6082 We only accept organic Apple Pay. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6083 I'm sorry, but we only allow locally-sourced diners. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6084 Many apologies, Wi-Fi for diners only. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6085 Do you have WiFi? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6086 I heard you were the 'venti' of gurus. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6087 I was sent to tell you "No shirt, No Shoes, No Service". 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6088 I’m sorry. We’re booked solid until the next thaw. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6089 Welcome to Enlightenment, we now serve Unicorn Frappuccino's. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6090 Today's special is wild-yak stew. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6091 No reservation? We have nothing available for the next three months. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6092 Come back tomorrow and I will make sure you I have a table for you 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6093 You don't have the really good stuff up here? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6094 Man on Rock: Nothing is sacred anymore, not even peace. Hiker: Piece? Oh that sounds great. I'll have a piece of cake and a coffee. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6095 Do you have valet parking? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6096 What, no tip? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6097 Congrats, you are part of the middle class now! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6098 And how much altitude would that be? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6099 I've come to see the goat herd. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6100 I'm sorry, but all guests are required to wear a hair shirt. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6101 And do you want fries with that? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6102 Reservations are required we do not accept climb ups. Sorry that the elevator is out-of-order. Reservations are required we do not accept climb ups 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6103 I tried to make a reservation but the connection kept dropping out. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6104 I guess literal upward mobility is the new gentrification 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6105 You need to speak to the maitre d'. I'm the valet. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6106 My cooking is better than my advices 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6107 For customers only. Sorry. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6108 So you are saying that failure to achieve a table should not set me back further than a spider (or at the worst a cockroach) on the reincarnation chart? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6109 Frank Bruni warned me about you! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6110 No cashew nut milk? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6111 . . . . and what wine would your recommend? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6112 Sorry, our next available reservation is in 2 years. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6113 Table for the one, sir? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6114 Congratulations, you are 1/2 way there. Answer these three questions corrwctly and you may proceed tomthe summit. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6115 And they told me this was Nirvana ... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6116 Welcome to the Maharishi's coffee shop 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6117 Our specialty is tack with yak. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6118 Mountain Villa, how can I help you? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6119 I'll order a few acclimatizers to start. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6120 I hope I'm at the right place. Is this SAUSAGE HOUSE? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6121 Do you mind if I plug in my iPhone up here? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6122 Rock Solid work climbing up here, Timmy! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6123 Plenty of great coffee. No bathrooms. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6124 I'm sorry sir, GORP is not on special tonight. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6125 The truth is they won't seat you until your entire party is here. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6126 Simply said young man, I make more money selling tripe mocha cappuccinos than selling "The Secret to Life," 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6127 Is there anything available at the bar? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6128 Does the waitress have Buddha nature? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6129 Welcome to our restaurant on the top of the world. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6130 The office is closed. Come back tomorrow.. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6131 Yes, 5GB broadband. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6132 Robes are on sale at Macy's, this Friday only. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6133 Oh great chosen one -- you brought the table right? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6134 We have Wi-Fi. We have streaming video. And Yes, you can BASE jump too. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6135 I’ll have the Caffe Mocha from the half full menu and the Espresso Machiatto from the half empty menu. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6136 What do you mean I need a reservation? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6137 Is this Starbucks idea? Where baristas go when they die. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6138 Do you recommend red or white with oral sex? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6139 Mt. Everest? We'll look it up on GoogleMap. Meanwhile, join the ladies for coffee and chit chat. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6140 No. We do not accept Bit Coins. Our block chain is missing a link. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6141 Sorry, no admittance without a tai ching. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6142 Sorry, we are booked until June, you should of made a reservation but you're more then welcome to wait. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6143 There's no stopping Starbucks. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6144 Did you bring your belay partner, or will you be dining alone? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6145 I call it 'Dine with the Devine.' You could have taken the funicular up for $10. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6146 Enlightenment is booked out? How about a table at the bar for lunch? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6147 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6148 Customer Service or Geek Squad? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6149 Perhaps you're just unlucky. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6150 Welcome to the wellness retreat. The WiFi password is ‘detox’. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6151 Do you need a reservation to get seated? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6152 Finally, the waiter is here with our order. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6153 Sorry son, this is not a jazz club. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6154 Table for guru? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6155 You are too late for the economy seating. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6156 No tie no sit. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6157 What can I get started for you today? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6158 No WiFi. I don't want to take reservations. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6159 I hope you remembered the cream cheese with the bagels. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6160 Welcome to the Nirvana Internet Cafe 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6161 I'm sorry, but your entire party must be here, for enlightenment. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6162 WELCOME, YOU HAVE FOUND THE HIGHEST ENDS. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6163 Party of Juan? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6164 It was so hard finding you! Can you rundown your specials for me. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6165 no, i am afraid I don't have a reservation 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6166 Today's special is wisdom beans and peaceful greens and I am sorry to say we are sold out 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6167 Sorry, sparkling water only. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6168 Could I just get some hot water for tea? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6169 Welcome to Cliff's Restorante.D0 you have a reservation? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6170 We don't serve artisanal water and the soup of the day is finished. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6171 Welcome to Starbucks Enlightenment. It was the next obvious step. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6172 I'm sorry,you need to register at the Pearly Gates before I can give you the WiFi password 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6173 Turnover is not a problem. Nobody stays too long after they have seen our uni-sex toilets. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6174 Well, actually I got out of the wisdom dispensing business. Just not enough money in it. I decided to open a coffee bar instead. I call it Top of the Mountain Coffee. All I have to do is just sit here. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6175 What's a spiritual man like yourself ; hanging out with a bunch of social climbers? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6176 You should have taken a left at the fork in the mountain. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6177 Jesus, I thought the valet was complimentary! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6178 We can seat you now, but we will need the table at 8:30. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6179 Congratulations climber, you've reached Higher Grounds! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6180 Bitcoin is fine but we prefer trail mix. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6181 Neoliberalism strikes again. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6182 Sorry, took me a while 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6183 My apology Sir, but you must have a reservation. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6184 This section is Enlightened only. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6185 I'd like a reservation for Friday at 7:30. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6186 Considering the “haute” of our cuisine, you must have reservations. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6187 Sorry. We don't do take-out. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6188 Is this a Danny Meyer ? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6189 Oh, them? My support staff. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6190 What's the meaning of this? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6191 The gateway to cloud networking 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6192 Can I have a double tall, non-fat, no-whip moksha? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6193 You need a tie and it's a 'two-think minimum'. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6194 Our specialty is breatharian tapas. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6195 The wholesaler said he's out of crunchy bean chips. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6196 We don’t need any waiters at the moment, but we are looking for an Ommelier. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6197 You will not find truth here, my son...this is Starbucks-Nepal" 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6198 Do you expect me to believe that you made a reservation through something called 'Open Table'? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6199 Get a grip. You need a reservation. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6200 What's the meaning of a coffee house at this location? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6201 Geez, how long is the wait? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6202 We were taken over by Starbucks about 3 years ago, but we have a special this week on the meaning of life if you care to wait 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6203 In order too accommodate my changing clientele, we're now offering glutten free wisdom. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6204 Sorry, it you need a tie, and a reservation. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6205 No, there are no coffee shops named after Moby Dick characters up here. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6206 Sorry, son! They have a strict dress code here. Neither you nor I meet that code. Can you see if you can get me a peanut butter jelly sandwich? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6207 Yes, this is the Enlightmount Cafe. Do you have a reservation? If you have any reservation, I'm afraid we cannot find you a table. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6208 This is not the higher plane I was looking for. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6209 Why? Fie! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6210 Sorry, we have a strict dress code. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6211 The truth has become fungible; coffee shops endure. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6212 I'm sorry, but our team administered a T. of ginger, not a t. You're lucky you made it. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6213 We removed all the gluten, but it’s too soon to tell whether he’ll recover. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6214 Do you have a booking? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6215 Yes, we even deliver up here. That’s why we’ll always be number one. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6216 I'm late. Did you hold my reservation? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6217 Actually, they all booked ahead on 'Open Mountain Top'. 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
6218 Have you reservations about ‘No Reservations? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6219 ... and today's soup is Portuguese Gazpacho, my son. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6220 One extra hot grande enlightenment to go, please. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6221 We're packed. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6222 Regardless of whether you’ve already come all this way seeking enlightenment, our ritual tea service package is 70 USD. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6223 No reservation? No service. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6224 I understand, sir. But your email reservation contained an attachment. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6225 Sorry, spiritual enlightenment is for customers only 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6226 It's loin cloth optional. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6227 I'm sorry, there's no seating without a reservation. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6228 I’m sorry. You need a reservation. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6229 First, you must climb the corporate ladder. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6230 Welcome to Enlightenment Cafe. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6231 I got this place for a 'chant'. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6232 Welcome to the kingdom of small pleasures... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6233 Thou shalt not show up without a reservation. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6234 How many in your roped party? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6235 Hi, I seem to be lost. Can you please tell me how to find Mount Sinai? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6236 Welcome to our bawdy house, we also deal in stolen goods. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6237 Welcome to the Intermonk Cafe! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6238 Welcome aboard on Mt.Everest! I am the agenda coordinator during here. What brings you here, my son!! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6239 So gluten-free and low-carb are two separate things? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6240 Would you prefer a table in our coffee lounge or are you here for the goat yoga class? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6241 Whaaaat, the satellite I'm here to replace is where! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6242 Hey, for a hospital cafe, it aint half bad. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6243 I know it's not the best location and I can get better coffee almost anywhere, but the service staff is so fun to be around, that it's really quite worth it. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6244 Sir, we serve soul food. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6245 I'm sorry, but your reservation was for Tuesday. Today is Wednesday. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6246 Try the veal. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6247 I swam the deepest river and climbed the highest mountain and THIS is all I got? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6248 Vegetarian? Nope. Yak only! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6249 Welcome to Cafe Zarathustra. I'm the bouncer. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6250 Did you reserve your enlightenment on OpenTable? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6251 Try the veal. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6252 Uber Eats with your delivery. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6253 well no, I dont have a reservation,but i tip well 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6254 I Climbed all the Way up to Heaven for this? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6255 No, I don't have a reservation. But how else will my followers know that I climbed up here? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6256 Is the 'Corkage Fee' negotiable? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6257 They want to be one with local food. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6258 Enlightenment has been replaced by meeting for a cuppa and solipsistic browsing. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6259 Yes, your order was received, but it’s being delivered. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6260 Ah, Mr. Oxygen. The Hydrogen twins have been anxious for you to join them. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6261 Sorry, I haven't any enlightenment openings until next August. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6262 can I make a reservation for next month? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6263 Should have brought my iPad!! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6264 Sí señor, your mesa is ready. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6265 Enlightenment? Yes! With a double-shot latte grande to go! But no wifi. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6266 Sorry, if you're not an amex platinum card member, I can't allow you to enter. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6267 Yes, this is the path less travelled - which is why I can't get you in until 3:30pm next Thursday. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6268 I can tell you one thing. No shoes, no service. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6269 My question is "why no lattes?" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6270 Join the line- there's a bit of a wait. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6271 Do you offer take-out orders at this restaurant? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6272 You meant this place isn't vegan? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6273 Hi I'm vegan. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6274 They are stealing my WiFi -and all my chairs! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6275 Enlightened neutrality is no longer available ? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6276 Welcome to THE premium co-working space. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6277 Welcome to Trump Tower. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6278 I’m sorry you came all this way, but the ‘Secret of Life’ cafe has a three month waiting list for a table. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6279 Is this where the line forms for a table? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6280 Do you have pizza by the slice yet? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6281 We understand nobody likes hospitals, but I promise we don't bite. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6282 Sorry, but our hikers table isn't open. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6283 But I called to reserve a table six months ago! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6284 Do you serve Frappucinos at this altitude? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6285 An angel will be right with you to take your order. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6286 Oh great guru, filled with wisdom and knowledge, where are the restrooms? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6287 I heard this is the restaurant with the most heavenly food... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6288 Well, we do have a table in the nether region. Of course, it's hot. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6289 GET DAFUQ OUT 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6290 They only seat complete parties. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6291 "Location, location, plus a limo service". 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6292 Learn from my experience. Don't order the chicken parm. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6293 Yeti hasn't dined here for over two weeks. You might try our new takeout at 9000 feet due south, 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6294 There will be a 45 minute wait before we can seat you. Namaste! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6295 The sign said "latte,"...not Lahsa. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6296 The rent hike sent us for the hills. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6297 Guy with beard: "Sorry, it's formal wear only..." 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6298 I blame my Strava fitness tracker. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6299 If you wish to gain wisdom, call for a reservation next time. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6300 Busboys come in through the back. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6301 Your cholesterol is fine, but we need to work on your sugar. January 28, 2018 cartoon 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6302 Cherish those you love, be one with nature, and always read the fine print on your lease renewal. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6303 ( He doesn't know about Amazon's PRIME Prime "Clone-Taxi" service. ) 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6304 Do you validate parking? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6305 Nothing is certain except death and taxes, oh and yes, free wi-fi. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6306 We have a right to refuse service to sinners who have reservations. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6307 You should have expected a higher dress code. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6308 Wilson, mesa for one. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6309 Party of one. You can wait for a table or we can seat you on a bolster right away. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6310 Hi there, a table for one, please. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6311 I knew Luke Skywalker was alive! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6312 Their lack of understanding brought them too, on a spiritual journey, whereupon, they gained the knowledge of the complimentary tram. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6313 Caffeine high is our total enlightenment. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6314 Sorry, wrong peak 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6315 Wait til I tell you about our exclusive member benefits... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6316 Any change to spare? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6317 We've Jack Welch on our advisory board 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6318 Okay, so “Starbucks” is already taken, but you can use “Christ cafe.” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6319 About 30 minutes. Would you like to sit at the bar? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6320 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's cold brew 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6321 Reservation for lost hiker? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6322 Prompt is a virtue. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6323 sorry but we have a strict dress code policy here that the "ledge" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6324 Say God at the door 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6325 Enlightenment eating 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6326 I keep striving and striving, but I can't get a table here. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6327 Without reservation I cannot admit you. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6328 You will need to bring your own table up here. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6329 Writer's Block. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6330 I just want takeout. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6331 Do you have a reservation, man? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6332 This restaurant has wrecked the "Climbing to Guru" experience. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6333 Thanks for waiting! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6334 Mr Ginger, after 20 minutes of 375 degree heated discussion; my residents and I have agreed upon a prognosis. Your scrumptious is terminal. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6335 Everyone here's a food critic. Yelpers will travel anywhere to cop a free meal. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6336 ...and for dessert we have humble pie sprinkled with dewdrops of wisdom 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6337 How much longer for the Donner Party? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6338 Are you the host, the waiter or both? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6339 qwerty 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6340 You have achieved the final level of enlightenment. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6341 You're the third person with a proper working GPS! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6342 Sorry, we out of the quail tonight. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6343 Yes George, it’s even become gentrified way up here too! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6344 Your search has brought you to this: you have to want a reservation while suppressing all desire. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6345 Someone told me you served some excellent ice cold latte up here. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6346 I hope he is house broken. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6347 Reservations required! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6348 Nope,chilli dogs are downstairs. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6349 It's not worried about where the next water station is. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6350 - Are you sure we’re out of sugar? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6351 Namaste! Due to 20 minute late arrival your reservation has been given to a computer. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6352 Your holiness, do I at least get the high five? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6353 Sorry pal... These people had reservations. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6354 I forgot my password. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6355 I'm sorry, son, I don't give autographs. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6356 What do you mean, “Do you have a reservation?” I’m not worried about entering! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6357 Welcome to Dalai's Deli with its scenic view of Mount Kailash. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6358 Sorry, we have no parking. But we are both vegan and gluten-free. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6359 What’s the wait time for a table for two? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6360 I am sorry Sir, but you'll need a reservation. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6361 Unfortunately, we don’t offer valet parking. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6362 Party of one? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6363 Do you have any questions about the menu? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6364 Do you want a latte or a cappuccino? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6365 Sorry, we're full. You should have sought a new calling in advance. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6366 My friend, if you are looking for serenity, you may in fact find a lot of internet chatter. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6367 Do I need a reservation?" "You should hold no reservations in life, but there's a 30 minute wait. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6368 No not Nirvana, more like Fernando's hideaway. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6369 Hey I didn't know they allow restaurants up here? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6370 You climb the wrong mountain. This is the Tibetan Monk Cafe. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6371 Do you have a table for one 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6372 It's just the new age bohemian culture I suppose. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6373 Ah! So your the guy who wanted to know the shortest route. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6374 Boxers, innie and free wifi. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6375 We can't release you. You're half baked. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6376 We see what what we'd like things to be. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6377 Reservations?? Sure.. climb's too high, air's too thin, temperature's too cold, and you want the secret password?? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6378 Certainly Mr. Noah and how many animals was that? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6379 Sorry, no, it's out of season. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6380 We have a table that just asked for their check--it'll be about 20 years if you want to wait at the bar. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6381 Do you have a reservation, because if not you will have to wait so long you will be able to climb up and down the mountain twice. And its the same with mile fellow restaurants 100 miles around. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6382 Coffee, tea, or me? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6383 John Gallo the type of guy to make us write captions for our English class since he doesn't have a lesson plan. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6384 Join us. I see you brought a pic-a-nic basket. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6385 By reservations only. Come back next lifetime! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6386 Do you have a meditation? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6387 I'm sorry--but you must have a reservation. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6388 Have you tried our new app “Enli10”? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6389 Come back in a week. The Kobi burgers should be thawed. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6390 Of course we're fully committed. We're always fully committed. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6391 Enlightment only may achieved without reservation. That's the name of the bar: Enlightment. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6392 I know you’ve done “good work,” but it’s always been about faith in things unseen! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6393 Yes, you have reached Nirvana, but you need reservation and password to climb up here! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6394 The marketing department suggested that I change my brand from the meaning of life to clear pumpkin pie. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6395 My financial advisor recommended I start a side business... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6396 Climber: The rest of my party has gone missing. Can you help me please? Maitre d´ : You´re in luck. There´s a 3 hour wait for a table, but we have one open spot at the bar where we can offer a late night menu, if that´s okay with you sir. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6397 Sorry, tech CEOs only. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6398 This is not the mountain top but as you prepare for the rest of your climb you may stop here for a cup of tea. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6399 Welcome to the Trail Shelter, our next seating is at 1800 hours. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6400 Are you the author of "Meditate on Your Meal"? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6401 Nice climb. I'd like to see who comes out on top 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6402 How do I get to a pointy mountain? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6403 Why did you let them in? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6404 Would you like to wait at the waterfall until your table is ready? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6405 m My question is, "Do you have higher power wifi?" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6406 Can gentiles also make reservations for manna and quail? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6407 " Do you serve kosher food,do I need a reservation? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6408 Do you have wi-fi up there, Wise one? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6409 Is there an open table for me? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6410 It clearly shows that your intensive manifestation is due to broccoli rabe. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6411 I'm sorry sir, but we have a dress code. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6412 He felt really bad having to tell him that he too was only there for the coffee. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6413 Yup. It turns out the millenial lifestyle is about as good as it gets, the top of the mountain. By the way, reservations and internet access are by telepathy only. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
6414 Sorry, there's a 45 minute wait for brunch. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6415 Open Table said you were booked up, but I thought I'd see if you had any cancellations. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6416 Any more tablets available? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6417 Looks like I've made it to the table top. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6418 What is the secret to the perfect bowl of Mulligatawny soup? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6419 Ever since the neighborhood got gentrified, I can't get served because of no shirt and no shoes. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6420 Now that you're here, we can play "Truth Or Fare". 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6421 Up here, you’ll see war more than five stars 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6422 ...then I thought, you’re a cookie, we bake you a new one. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6423 We have Wi-Fi here - google it. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
6424 Sorry, you don't have a reservation. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6425 The Park requires reservations for Moses Mountain. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6426 This week's special is an American's left leg. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6427 Table for one. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6428 What's for lunch. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6429 I keep dreaming that I'm being eaten alive. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6430 I'm sorry, this is a WEF members only institution. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6431 Moses: "Backpackers are not allowed" Backpacker: "No oracles allowed" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6432 Do you serve Nirvana tea? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6433 Don't worry if you are not computer 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6434 The WiFi password is "mountainguru" all in lower case. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6435 This is a high, end place and no, we don't serve gorp. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6436 Do you need an enlightened 'Grub-Hub' driver? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6437 Gandalf, may I have a bite to eat? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6438 Thank you for your reservation. Your mesa for two is now ready. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6439 Huh? Om... 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6440 I'm sorry, the valet fee can't be waived. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6441 “Is your wi-hi free”? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6442 Sorry, we've already finished dessert. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6443 D(elev)ating! 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6444 We're targeting a new market segment these days. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6445 Can we get a table if we're here at 5:30? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6446 Please remove your cap. This is an upper class restaurant 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6447 We can book you for the 18h30 session or the 20h30 one 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6448 Yes, we do serve gorp under glass! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6449 You need to send in your qualifications to see if you can be admitted. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6450 It's OK, I'll just UberEats. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6451 No, I don’t have a reservation. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
6452 Do I look like Juan Valdez? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6453 Patient presents with a raisin obstruction. Going to need to operate gingerly. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6454 Do you accept credit cards? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6455 Yes we lost your reservations, but walk a mile in my shoes, and that way you will be a mile away from me. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6456 Sorry, there is approximately a hour wait if you do not have a reservation. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6457 I may not have all the answers, but I can offer great WIFI. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6458 I promise to be an ego eater. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6459 We’re out of the Enlightenment Special. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6460 Sorry sir.we can’t honor reservations.you’ll have to speak with the Boss. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6461 I'm sorry. Enlightenment isn't on the menu. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6462 Sorry. Dress casual attire is required here, too, to achieve fulfillment. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6463 You must be tripping balls. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6464 Uber's surging. What's Gandalf's cell? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6465 Where can I find your yelp review? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6466 Oh, you weren't supposed to climb this high. Alright, well confess and you can have a steak. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6467 Sorry, I meant to tell you about the elevator. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
6468 Can I suck your toes? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6469 Take a rest 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6470 You need better than an Apache grandfather for a reservation here. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6471 And did you find the WiFi password? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6472 Excuse me, sir, may I enjoy my trip to this Peaceful Coffee shop? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6473 Please give me your extreme vetting certificate. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6474 No exception to no reservation rule. And before you ask, we do not have a "to go" menu 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6475 Sorry, we don't accept American Express. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6476 Monsieur, this is Café du Summit South. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6477 Is there another WeWork location nearby I can get in? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6478 I had to rent it out. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6479 Sorry, we don't accept Diner's Club 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6480 Can't you tell? French Alps...al freezco. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6481 No, this is " coffee," the "pizza " gag's on p. 19... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6482 For enlightenment, I recommend the surf and turf. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6483 There’s no point in making a reservation until you learn to transcend gravitation 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6484 I've really had it with tolls! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6485 Do you know if this shared work space location offers off-peak pricing? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6486 Come, partake of Asian-fusion! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6487 Could you recommend a more convenient restaurant? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6488 Perhaps your reservation is at the original Mesa Restaurant, about 5 kilometers west of here. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6489 We have an opening at 8:30 and enlightenment. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6490 I hope you brought your laptop. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6491 Table or booth? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6492 What do you mean I have go back for the cream and sugar. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6493 Hi, I have a delivery for one of your customers. Last name Jass. First name Hugh. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6494 We seem to have picked the right recipe for his recovery. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6495 Try the lobster bisque. It'll provide serene enlightenment. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6496 We are on Open Table and Yelp for reservations. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6497 The coffee here is simply sublime! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6498 An entry for Jan. 29, 2018. In honor of a long time New Yorker fan, Anne Mulderry in her 82nd birthday. “How are your feeling this morning? Still crummy?” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6499 My colleagues and I believe you're simply in need of more icing. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6500 Do u know sal monella? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6501 What do you mean, you're out of Gorp? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6502 Waitr. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6503 The meaning of life is a frappachino. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6504 Reservations are made with qi, not with Open Table or Yelp. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6505 What can I say...I need to capitalize on all potential revenue streams, and may I say you've never tasted barley in so many different forms! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6506 Wise one: my one question is "When is the next open reservation?" 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6507 All the seats in the "Enlightened" section are taken. There's a Burger King on next mountain. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6508 Eat in or take away? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6509 I'm sorry, but "Café Get Away" is booked solid until winter. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6510 If you don't have a reservation, you'll wait an eternity 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6511 The food is just so-so, but the lineups are short. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6512 Drip is like the kind of coffee you might make in a pot at home. For pour-over we grind the beans fresh and make each cup individually. If you have a few minutes to wait it makes a really nice cup of coffee. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6513 We’re sorry to inform you, but you’ve only got 15-20 minutes to live at 350 degrees. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6514 Quit complaining, we all have our saguaros to bear. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6515 If you don't have a reservation, try climbing back up in thirty to forty-five minutes. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6516 Sorry...no room at the inn. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6517 I said hot java not hot lava 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6518 Thank you, it was nutritious and enlightening. Do you validate parking also? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6519 Can you direct me to the restroom? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6520 Welcome to Inner Peace. Can I take your bag and jacket? We have wine and Wi-Fi. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6521 I'm sorry sir, unless you've made a reservation I can't let you in. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6522 This wasn't in the tourist brochure. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6523 Is this Heaven? Are you God? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6524 Are your meals glutien free? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6525 No this is Enlighten Mint. Light lunch, desserts. You are looking for something else 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6526 Do you serve walk ins? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6527 There is a $50 admission fee and then you can do whatever you want. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6528 Sorry, we don't take credit cards. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6529 We're out of the scrod. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6530 You've pushed your body too far. Welcome to limbo. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6531 Table for one and intense meditation, please. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6532 My advice is to book a reservation next time. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6533 What did you expect from the Nirvana Cafe in 2018? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6534 If you want Pizza and Enlightenment, you'll have to go to page 19. And wait. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
6535 Did you remember to bring the creamer? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6536 Is there still room at the Inn, if I have earned my Purgatorial reprieve? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6537 Then - Chop wood, carry water. Now - Climb mountain, drink coffee. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6538 I'm sorry. Making reservations never even crossed my mind. Can't you make an exception just this once? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6539 Well, if you don't know today's specials, what good are you? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6540 I stayed for the tablecloths. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6541 Party of one with a view please. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6542 Is this the restaurant at the end of modernity? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6543 I was going to cleanse my soul and then my palate, but I suppose I could cleanse my breath first if that would help. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6544 The secret to life is to diversify. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6545 I am looking for the laughing yogi. Do you know where he is? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6546 The name's Hillary, I am here for my mobile order! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6547 I came in search of HiFi. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6548 I must inform you that our sous chef just quit. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6549 A Native American--with no reservation? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6550 I'm the first to arrive for our reservation, the others need a bit more challenge before receiving enlightenment 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6551 Yes! Some coffee would be GREAT right now! Do you take walk-ins? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6552 Why yes, we do server soul food. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6553 What we lack in motivation, we have in venture funding. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6554 An au naturel restaurant at this altitude? Not even in your wildest hallucinations! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6555 Sorry, you're too late -- I sold out to Umami Burger. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6556 I'd appreciate your seating me now, I promise that the rest of the party will be here within 30 minutes. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6557 Please Father, I can't take any more fake news! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6558 I'm sorry, sir, it appears you don't have a reservation. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6559 DO YOU HAVE A RESERVATION FOR THIS PARTICULAR TIME?? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6560 My son... If you still have reservations then you must upon it a while longer. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6561 I'm sorry. We don't do take out. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6562 An angel will be right with you to take your order. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6563 Is there a long wait to be seated? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6564 We can order you an espresso right away. A Secret to Life table? That'll... uh...take a little longer. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6565 Are you the author? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6566 Yes, it was a typo. I broke two TABLES, but that was lingo for seating the next guests. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6567 Enlightenment, Coffee or Fake News? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6568 They took the helicopter. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6569 How’s the WiFi? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6570 sorry, we only accept telepathic reservations. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6571 Do you seek the nirvana of hors d'oeuvres? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6572 Welcome to The Shed at Dulwich. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6573 Did you make a reservation through your local church/synagogue/mosque/temple/book club during your time on Earth? If not, the best I can do is a table near the bathroom in about a million years. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6574 Running might be a problem, but you should be able to walk gingerly. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6575 I'm sorry, we have a dress code that you don't meet. Unless you have a tux in your pack? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6576 Ummmm... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6577 At this present moment, we're full. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6578 Any chance you serve Yogi Tea? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6579 Jerry!" "Yes?" "Hi. So, how long does it take for the coffee to brew in the bodum again? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6580 Did you ask to see the power of my maya or my Visa? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6581 To truly network, the safety of the net must be imagined, just like the work. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6582 We can take you in three weeks. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6583 They don't let you in without a tie. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6584 Welcome to Great Heights! You must Om to enter. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6585 I know I'm late, but I have 5000 BC reservations under Pharaoh Rameses. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6586 No, no reservation, no table. I texted you. There is no more "off the grid". 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6587 yes, I've been here 1721. want some hot tea? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6588 I don't have a reservation, but can you squeeze me in? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6589 Hey I'm here for my reservation, camper party of 3 me and my 2 goats 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6590 Where would you like to be seated" "I don't see any open tables 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6591 No, this isn't the Pearly Grates, this is the Holy Grounds. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6592 no my son not are you having reservations,but do you have a reservation 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6593 sorry, but it's true.... Gwen Ifill is no longer with us... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6594 You cannot achieve enlightenment on an empty stomach. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6595 The special this evening is a piece de resistance, edelweiss salad with lemon wedges. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6596 Is a coat and tie required? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6597 Welcome friend. The special today is angel food cake. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6598 I was told I had to sit in timeout? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6599 Coffee, tea, or me? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6600 Starbucks? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6601 Reservations are not necessary. However they are suggested. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6602 You said you're climbing with no reservations. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6603 Dining at the top of the Trump Tower is tiresome when the elevator is out! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6604 As matridee, I strongly recommend mao's tau. It will give you an urge to purge. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6605 In addition to some interesting wine pairings, the prix fixe menu this evening includes our personal enlightenment package. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6606 Can you stand on your tippy toes like this, oh wise one? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6607 Welcome to WeWork. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6608 I’m sorry. If you don’t have a reservation, the waiting list is at least fifty years. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6609 Is this where I set up a meeting with the Sherpas? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6610 Reservation for one, please. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6611 I’d like a table for one after the spring thaw. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6612 Latte Wisdom...no we were never in the D.C. area 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6613 I see that you have kept up with the times with your guru cafe. Does my question come with a free double expresso? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6614 If the government is going to take over the 5G network, I just thought we might be able to produce a little more wisdom from up here. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6615 Bathroom & shower privileges are for eligible patrons at St. Peter's dining. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6616 I think you'll find the FAQs menu helpful. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6617 Sorry there is a 45 minute wait for a table 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6618 No email, no text, no tweet, not even a phone call. Next. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6619 It lacks a human element. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6620 Toasted brioche rounds with creme fraiche and almas beluga? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6621 You need a reservation for the the of heaven cafe 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6622 No reservations, but I've been climbing for days. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6623 I do believe you put a little too much gin in him. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6624 The road to enlightenment passes through a double shot of expresso. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6625 I'm sorry. We're booked solid. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6626 yeah lemme get uhhhhh.....the jalapeno mouth blasters and a side of uhhh....the ghost-pepper-queso-fucked loaded tots and uhhh........you guys got hawaiian punch? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6627 The scenic surcharge is higher the higher you climb. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6628 We're delighted to report that you're now fully edible, and you do look yummy! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6629 Your inner bougie was in you all along. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6630 Everything in the world is either an internet café or not an internet café. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6631 We are ready for the taste test. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6632 Did you get the decaf coffee that table two wants? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6633 ‘Nirvana’ is a members-only club for Seven Summiteers; however, there is a quaint little place in the foothills you might find interesting. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6634 So when do I get my superpowers? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6635 The Wi-Fi password is "Elite Republican Agenda" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6636 I called in my reservation two months ago. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6637 Do “ Yup, we deliver to base camps. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6638 Whoa! I guess the wait is pretty long! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6639 Reservations for two. She’ll be along any minute. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6640 Do you brew decaf? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6641 Is this where the Rockefellers disappeared to? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6642 For once, think how I feel 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6643 Just a party of One now! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6644 Welcome to the zen cafe and helipad. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6645 I was looking for Dr. Oz. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6646 We're at full capacity. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6647 Today's special is mountain goat ala tundra grass. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6648 Is this the Zagat-rated manna joint? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6649 It'll be about 20 minutes. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6650 It's more profitable this way. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6651 It was a hit and run. Looks like it was the muffin man. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6652 Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten baked before the surgery... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6653 It certainly is a long trek. Have a 20 oz.-pious pour on the house. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6654 well, we can do this the easy way or the hard way... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6655 We’ll have an available in two lifetimes. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6656 do you offer free "hi-fi"? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6657 I'm good at Excel... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6658 What do you mean, you aren't showing my reservation? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6659 ...because those without reservation rarely make it this far. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6660 Tonight's special is Paleo Yak Florentine. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6661 You should have called for a reservation. Perhaps you would like to see our take-out menu? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6662 I'll take you on as an apprentice, but you'll also have to bus the tables 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6663 I should have listened to my mother...when it doubt, overdress. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6664 The Divine Connection is free with purchase 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6665 How much further is the path to my peak experience? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6666 Welcome to the Sunset Mountain Café. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6667 My financial planner said I needed to diversify... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6668 How long's the wait for a hike-in? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6669 I’m getting priced out. And yes, the school ratings ARE peaking. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6670 The wait time is the destination. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6671 Tall, Grande or Venti? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6672 We serve strictly guru cuisine 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6673 Hello... Welcome to the cafe of enlightenment. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6674 They are looking for new candidates for a procedure called “cloning”, and I thought you’d be an excellent candidate. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6675 You’re Done 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6676 You must be Rocky Mountain high! Our reservations are booked months in advance...Take a hike pal! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6677 Why is God sitting on a mountain? Is that a restaurant? I don't want to eat there. They might be serving rocks because rocks are on a mountain. Or they might be serving rock soup. Is that God? You were already in a caption. Why are you in this one? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6678 Sorry, but we don't give karma reward points. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6679 Global Warming has forced us to pivot the North Pole's business model 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6680 I'm afraid there's a 30 minute wait. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6681 I don't have a reservation. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6682 Don't worry, we have to choose alternative methods of treatment. Highly-qualified personnel have just arrived. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6683 Through tireless, non-participatory observation, I’ve come to believe that “Dining Style Diversity” is mandatory for locals living at these heights. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6684 HIGH & MIGHTY OUTDOOR DINING 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6685 Are you in charge of reservations for Arrival? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6686 I'm sorry, recommendations are strongly encouraged. We aren't on OpenTable, but you can find us on Resy. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6687 Sorry, we require coat and tie. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6688 Do you also serve artisanal wisdom? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6689 Alaska's nice. Been here since '37. All I know is rope tricks and what I read in that fellow's newspaper wnen he's done with it. Good luck to ya! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6690 They await the tram down on the other side of the precipice. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6691 We feel very close to the kcloud here. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6692 I can’t possibly get you a table until next Tuesday for dinner, but if someone gets subpoenaed by the Mueller investigation we could squeeze you in earlier. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6693 I'm sorry, but it will be a half hour wait for a party of one. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6694 You can't have coffee until he's done with the wifi. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6695 It'll be a 20 minute wait. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6696 This Starbucks location is for "woke" customers only. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6697 I'm sorry--You need a reservation for dinner 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6698 I've come seeking enlightainment. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6699 You shall not pass! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6700 Can I take a look at the menu you’re holding? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6701 Do you guys have frosé? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6702 Are you sure you don't want to come on the hike? I really wanted you to meet my sister. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6703 Sorry but you have no medical coverage. Betty Crocker and Duncan Hines have both dropped out of healthcare.gov 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6704 The view here is heavenly 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6705 We're not going to be ignored. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6706 Your lab results are back. I'm afraid your condition is fatal: the results confirm you are sweet and crunchy 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6707 Most people have reservations meeting with me... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6708 Oh, so sorry. We're out of the bouillabaisse. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6709 No, this isn't the way to Albuquerque... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6710 SIR, DO YOU SERVE BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6711 Yes, take a long walk! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6712 So all you've got is fizzy water, huh? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6713 And you can wait another two years because this restaurant has a dress code and an entrance fee ! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6714 We do not have any dairy free alternative milks. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6715 I see the plateau is filled with big screen laptops and lesbian lunches. What's at the mountaintop? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6716 " "GURU" Yes, we're "GURU" which means "Greatest Unappreciated Restaurant in the U S". 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6717 Does a wet bird flu at night? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6718 No, the Beatles aren’t dining here tonight. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6719 Do you prefer a table or a booth? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6720 Any chance of a reservation cancelation around 7:00? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6721 Can you spare a square? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6722 They say they're "glamping". I don't get it, either. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6723 What's the point of a reservation, if you saying no seating at this time. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6724 Always wise to make a reservation. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6725 Oh wait. Don't forget to pick up some parsley. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6726 I'll have a cup of Chock-full o' Nuts to go. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6727 Capiche..know! Or cappuccino. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6728 No, pizza by the slice special is next week. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6729 So this is Nirvana? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6730 Fear nothing, son. You are now ready for Hippster-Town. (Information: I am from Switzerland, but I cannot choose this country from below, so I took UK) 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6731 I'm too old for LGBT, so we do have one slot open. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6732 What a brewtiful view up here! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6733 Because tablecloths interfere with the drone artificial intelligence system. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6734 But I think I am worthy of the Starbucks Yoga Camp. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6735 My pronouns are fuck, off, and die. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6736 I'm sorry, I don't take reservations. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6737 One drink an hit the road load. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6738 There will be at least a one-hour wait 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6739 Find thy third space. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6740 Unfortunately, we have to amputate your head. The good news is our team is standing by to bake you a new one. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6741 The patient requests palliative care at his gingerbread house. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6742 My Senior Patrol Leader said that you had a left-handed coffee shifter. No? Do you have a snipe bag? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6743 Look , we only have a few days left until Feb 8th ...all one million plus DACA will not fit up here! ....do something ! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6744 Just know, if you say "the latte is heavenly" you will be sent back immediately. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6745 I was expecting a sushi luncheon buffet 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6746 We serve ribs and burgers and they're not gluten free. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6747 How much pizza can you deliver to New York? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6748 This is heaven? No, thanks. I don't like tea. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6749 Do you have reservations? There is a two year line ahead of you. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6750 Can you make me one with everything? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6751 Do you have a credit card or cash. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6752 With our new Premium Wisdom package, your first 5 days are free. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6753 The guy with the big green ball left just a few weeks ago. Now, would you like to see our oversized menu? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6754 You'll have to wait a few hundred years for non smoking. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6755 Without a reservation your wait time is 50 minutes. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6756 What, are they all out of seats? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6757 Jerry, mesa for one. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6758 We don't trade prebiotic smoothies for a table. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6759 Table for one, sir? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6760 Sorry to disappoint. Same old stuff. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6761 Let go of dukkha. Embrace mokkha. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6762 Mountain, Mohammad, uuuuuuh, crap I forgot the password. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6763 Do you know the WiFi code? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6764 Sorry, no outside supplies. Come back tomorrow. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6765 I don't know what you came here looking for, but you need a reservation. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6766 Are you Obi Wan Starbuck Kenobi? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6767 Do you have to have a reservation to dine here? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6768 My wife sent me out to find oat milk latte. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6769 Everything is in harmony now with cleared Path, anything you could ask for is peace, welcome to Earth in Heaven. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6770 Do I have to smash a mountain top to get an egg here? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6771 Is a special membership required? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6772 Someone told me you have to go this far for fine dining. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6773 We’re not accepting resumés at the moment. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
6774 The tests confirm that you have gluten... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6775 He had no identification. We're calling him John Dough. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6776 Your temperature reached 350 degrees for twenty minutes, but thankfully you’ve cooled down to normal. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6777 Welcome to Trump tower escalante staircase 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6778 You didn't seriously think we only ate cream cheese, did you? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6779 I’m in search of Trumpism. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6780 Do you seat incomplete parties? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6781 Everything up for dissuasion? In good faith we duly brought all we had to the table: not only are you naked but you now deny us the possibility of a picnic. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6782 The supplemental income supports my teaching. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6783 Yes...there is no cover. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6784 You're still suffering from amnesia. You are not Mr. Potato-Head. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6785 It'll be two to three weeks for a table inside. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6786 What do you mean nobody gets in without a cued coastal pager saying your table is ready? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6787 Heave is onthe next peak. Just a days climb from here. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6788 Is this a cafe or a co-working space? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6789 Her Royal Highness's dog ate your mantra. May I possibly have a new one? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6790 Do you happen to have a Actually, the "God Gives Moses the 10 Commandments" re-enactment happens every hour on the half hour 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6791 Pardon me , I'm looking for the Nirvana Cafe'... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6792 I've got a camp stool in my pack. Will that work? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6793 hiker: So, why exactly do you meditate here... alone? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6794 Ummm, yeah, hi... I was wondering... could I make reservation for 3 people? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6795 You should try the T-bone steak, it's delicious. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6796 What is this rock cooking? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6797 Is this Goop Tower? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6798 Yes, that really is Yak Butter Tea. Did you think to make a reservation? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6799 Up and to the right, got it .. hey by the way, could I by chance get a new set of calves? mine are a little worn out. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6800 Life comes at you. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6801 Sorry, doomsday is next Tuesday and we are all booked for that day. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6802 We have an Internet cafe at home. Why did I have to climb so much? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6803 'd like to come with you but my waze ap says your a poodle. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6804 ''I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I see nothing wrong with my owning a small business.'\'\ I'm sorry I disappoint you, but I see nothing wrong with owning a small business." 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6805 I ordered haggis not hiker 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6806 Here at Blue Bottle Coffee we don't have wifi. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6807 We'll need two jars of cocktail sauce and a box of toothpicks. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6808 If you want a seat with a view you'll have to sit on the ground. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6809 I told them they could have snacks after they did Yoga with me, but apparently old guys with beards and vans are scary. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6810 Sorry -- you have to reserve on Open Table. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6811 May I please speak to your sommelier? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6812 Can I charge my phone here? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6813 Climbers get one seat, boaters get two. But enough PR. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6814 Was that onions or no onions? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6815 Yelp or welp. Can you tell them I am out of space now? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6816 I may be an ascetic, but you've got to make a buck once in a while. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6817 I’m sorry, We only have a table for three. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6818 It's VIG, Very Important Gods, no humans allowed 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6819 Oh Great Scrum Master... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6820 Your blood pressure is dropping. It’s slow as molasses. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6821 The good news is your gender reassignment was successful, the bad news is you look even more delicious. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6822 Do you have soy or almond milk? I have allergies. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6823 It was a success. You are now gluten free. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6824 If you can get picky with your coffee . . . 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6825 I'm all for enlightenment, but I still need my coffee. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6826 Password? Seeking? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6827 We can't seat you until your entire party is here 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6828 Sorry, we're completely out of Peppermint Frappacinnos. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6829 Congratulations. Now you will have a boun-tea-ful life. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6830 Sorry, 'Dining in the Clouds' is two peaks over to the east. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6831 Hello, there is a two-and-a-half lifetimes wait for a table full of enlightenment. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6832 Yes, my son, the meaning of life is fine food, but you'll have to make a reservation. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
6833 yeah can i get a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh chicken strip basket 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6834 We speak your name wrong and pour a hot beverage to awaken your true self. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6835 Oh, I thought this was "Enlightenment and Pizza by the Slice." 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6836 What do you mean I didn't dress up enough? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6837 you can stay here if you eat the mountain. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6838 Sorry, I'm just the Tall guru... you want the Venti guy farther up... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6839 You see, heaven is all about networking. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6840 Window, non-smoking for one, please. I don't have a reservation. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6841 It all started back on February 5th when the consultants suggested Pizza by the Slice. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6842 Right now? No reservation? You're looking at a one, one and half lifetime wait, minimum. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6843 When Caddyshack first pitched us we'd never even heard of product placement! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6844 He can go. You stay. It'll be the night of your life. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6845 This is where Paul Bocose wouldn’t come for inspiration 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6846 You need a hard copy of my resume?! No one told me... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6847 By Order of the Fiber Power... You have been chosen... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6848 Did you bring the aperitives? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6849 You're at the end of the trail where the Starbucks stops here. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6850 No, my son. We do not have chicken tikka on the menu. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6851 You're yodeling is quite good, yes, but we still require a reservation. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6852 Do you serve table-side guacamole? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6853 This is not what I expected ! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6854 In the High, don’t Proud 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6855 A small chai to go. And could you please put that in two cups? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6856 I'm sorry, Sir. We're completely booked. There are no tables available. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6857 You're in luck, I was given one Michelin star 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6858 Discovering the meaning of life. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6859 Honey, please call the exterminator. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6860 If he leaves desertification is no fake news 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6861 theres coffee shops on every corner 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6862 We're going to discharge you in twenty to twenty five minutes. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6863 We created you, pal. Now, all we want are a few dividends." "We created you, pal. Now we'd like a few bites." We created you, pal. Now we want are a few bites. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6864 You were made in a facility that contains...peanuts! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6865 Could I have a table for One? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6866 I told you you should have asked for directions... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6867 Sorry - the "Stuff on Sale" department is in the second basement. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6868 Too much gluten! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6869 Sorry, you don’t have a reservation and I gave the last 2 tablets for the day to a guy named Moses. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6870 Sorry, no early birds at this level. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6871 We're fully committed tonight, please try us again next week. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6872 thank you for coming up to have a meal with me 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6873 Did you come to serve us? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6874 Is a Starbucks buzz really the source of all wisdom? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6875 Sorry. You had to make a reservation online. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6876 The restaurant does not challenge the emolument clause of my guruship. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6877 Do you have a Lost and Found?. I seemed to misplaced my Sherpa. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6878 Welcome to the Mount Everest Pop-up it will be a 45 minute wait but feel free to have a drink by the yak. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6879 You're asking me if I have an attachment to this restaurant?? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6880 the whit You can't go wrong with the lobster. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6881 Sorry, we can't seat you - we've run out of cloud storage. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6882 I recommend trying the sotapanna first. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6883 It took me two weeks to get here, but I heard that they have the Unicorn Frappe. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6884 Sorry, this isn't covered by your insurance. We'll need some dough first. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6885 We're going to have to vary your diet beyond ginger and bread, man. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6886 Government's taxing my ledge. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6887 Uh honey, I get this feeling we're being followed... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6888 Exciting news! As a Premier Donor, you've been selected to be one of the ingredients on an episodes of Chopped. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6889 Well, the good news is that the foot surgery will most likely cut down on all the shuffling. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6890 I can see you balls!! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6891 Sorry, we're all out of yak milk. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6892 Any chance of getting a Coke? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6893 I'm Yogi One-percenter-ananda. Do you have a reservation? 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
6894 Have you seen Pete Wells? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6895 Would you like to hear the specials?p 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6896 Enlightenment not required, but come back when you have a tie. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6897 Those were eather some really good mushrooms or your God... 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6898 Do you have a reservation for enlightenment? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6899 86 the Foie Gras 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6900 If you don’t have cappuccino, how about Facebook? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6901 Hey, did you remember the kimchi foam? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6902 Do you have your Himalaytion number? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6903 May I ask if you have a reservation? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6904 ya sorry bro god said “not the backpack guy. screw him” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6905 The Guru of Tofu, I presume? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6906 Well, this is a mystery. Apparently you can catch the gingerbread man! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6907 There is simply no medical justification for not eating you. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6908 You could have used our VIP Sherpa service sir,it's covered on Obarma care for the disabled. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6909 No my son, this is not Shangri-La, this is Starbucks. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6910 You have been lost, my child, but now you're found. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6911 Yes, I said I needed customer service! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6912 “Here you are Panchen Lama,” Heinrich Harrer, 2018. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6913 Would you like room for cream? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6914 Sanity? Look around and turn left. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6915 Yeti, party of one, was spotted making a reservation, but we don't expect him to show up. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6916 We only take Zen MasterCard. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6917 But can I add enlightenment to my tea-making merit badge? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6918 For January 29 issue “ You’re not looking so ginger,man! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6919 DO YOU HAVE A NEW DROP OFF MENU ? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6920 We’re going to need a sample. 1/29/2018 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6921 The woman on the opposite peak offered enlightenment and a pizza. [NOT FOR PRINTING: yes, it's a nod to this week's other peak cartoon] 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6922 Dinner on a mountain.Also Jesus is there. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
6923 He is rehearsing for his Burning Man disguise. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
6924 Because of the missing ingredient, they promise you a ginger massage. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
6925 Excuse me, do you serve gorp? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
6926 No booths,see ya later. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
6927 The last couple gave me their 401k savings for a seat at the table... What do you have to offer. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
6928 Table for one or the meaning of life? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6929 C'mon, don't be a loser! I swear I'm not related. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6930 May my culinary students do a practice exam on you to test your carb-loading levels? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6931 If you've ever experienced a broken or burned cookie, you'll really appreciate our hospital as a unique cooking school facility. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6932 I let's do the cactus Let's do the Cactus 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6933 I booked my reservation for one yesterday. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6934 In my last life I was Daniel Boone. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6935 Your date called. Her cat had a hairball, so she can't make it this evening. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6936 Sorry, sir, we have a dress code, no hiking gear allowed. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6937 Have I reached the middle class yet? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6938 Im interested in the position you have. I’m at my best inside the bathroom. When I’m finished getting down & dirty in there. You won’t recognize the place. After that I’ll call my chair guy and hook you up. I’ll start first thing tomorrow. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6939 John, come off your high perch: you don't need to find a Himalayan cave to meditate, I do it washing dishes or simply moving my bowels! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6940 Do you know how to make a walnut frappe? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6941 Yes, we do have wifi for our customers. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6942 What do you mean you can’t diagnose me! I’m the Gingerbread man! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6943 You nut answer me these questions three 'we the daily specials you see 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0