Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
The operation went well—you’re one tough cookie. |
2.0291 |
0.01583 |
2405 |
690 |
955 |
760 |
1 |
We ran a few tests and all the toothpicks came back clean |
2.0094 |
0.01133 |
4982 |
1570 |
1795 |
1617 |
2 |
In our opinion, you won't make it past the holidays. |
2.0057 |
0.02069 |
1403 |
417 |
561 |
425 |
3 |
Have you tried icing it? |
1.9982 |
0.01200 |
4390 |
1391 |
1616 |
1383 |
4 |
I'm afraid the confection has spread. |
1.9874 |
0.01271 |
3813 |
1198 |
1465 |
1150 |
5 |
It's not a ginger fracture. It's worse. It's a ginger snap. |
1.9860 |
0.01474 |
2854 |
905 |
1084 |
865 |
6 |
I'm not going to sugarcoat this. |
1.9839 |
0.01051 |
5399 |
1653 |
2180 |
1566 |
7 |
I'm afraid, sir, since you were on the floor for more than five seconds, there's nothing we can do for you. |
1.9747 |
0.01134 |
5171 |
1786 |
1730 |
1655 |
8 |
He's only known to us as John Dough. |
1.9717 |
0.01107 |
5196 |
1730 |
1883 |
1583 |
9 |
Good news: it's just a yeast infection. |
1.9695 |
0.01719 |
2129 |
703 |
788 |
638 |
10 |
The results of your biopsy were delicious. |
1.9647 |
0.01377 |
3423 |
1173 |
1198 |
1052 |
11 |
We have good news and bad news: You'll be home for Christmas. |
1.9620 |
0.01281 |
3871 |
1306 |
1406 |
1159 |
12 |
Eyes still look glazed. |
1.9616 |
0.01254 |
3620 |
1103 |
1553 |
964 |
13 |
You're fine, but they couldn't save the house. |
1.9573 |
0.01525 |
2647 |
873 |
1014 |
760 |
14 |
I’m afraid that IS the way it crumbles, sir. |
1.9456 |
0.01278 |
3711 |
1231 |
1451 |
1029 |
15 |
Time to meet your baker. |
1.9398 |
0.01132 |
5065 |
1806 |
1758 |
1501 |
16 |
You’re lucky. They usually bite the head off first. |
1.9373 |
0.01607 |
2504 |
893 |
875 |
736 |
17 |
Your color is good, but your sugar level is high. |
1.9373 |
0.02170 |
1275 |
425 |
505 |
345 |
18 |
Were you battered as a child? |
1.9359 |
0.01570 |
2652 |
957 |
908 |
787 |
19 |
So the good news is we finally got your temperature down from 350 degrees. |
1.9357 |
0.01504 |
2568 |
833 |
1067 |
668 |
20 |
Go home. Rest. Put some icing on it. |
1.9272 |
0.01163 |
4410 |
1488 |
1755 |
1167 |
21 |
Have you tried icing it? |
1.9252 |
0.01578 |
2488 |
870 |
934 |
684 |
22 |
I'm here to take a tissue sample...actually, we'd all like samples. |
1.9198 |
0.01580 |
2455 |
858 |
936 |
661 |
23 |
Yes, thanks to a generous raisin donor, you can see again. |
1.9158 |
0.01295 |
3694 |
1313 |
1379 |
1002 |
24 |
Good news. The Pillsbury Dough Boy is a match. |
1.9147 |
0.01343 |
3412 |
1207 |
1289 |
916 |
25 |
The fact that you survived the holidays is a good sign |
1.9139 |
0.01173 |
4054 |
1320 |
1763 |
971 |
26 |
We'd like to keep you here for further tasting. |
1.9055 |
0.01123 |
4796 |
1698 |
1853 |
1245 |
27 |
Look, there's just no way to sugar-coat this... |
1.8969 |
0.01201 |
4140 |
1471 |
1625 |
1044 |
28 |
You are a lucky man, considering that you had a temperature of 350 degrees for eight to ten minutes. |
1.8948 |
0.01338 |
3403 |
1234 |
1293 |
876 |
29 |
It's obviously gingervitis. |
1.8764 |
0.01683 |
2177 |
822 |
802 |
553 |
30 |
Unfortunately, all of our wheelchairs are in use. We do have a dessert cart. |
1.8748 |
0.01384 |
3266 |
1252 |
1171 |
843 |
31 |
I'm afraid he's going to die of consumption. |
1.8737 |
0.01432 |
3261 |
1322 |
1029 |
910 |
32 |
In case the surgery goes south, we're hoping that you consent to donating your body to the nurses break room. |
1.8716 |
0.01800 |
1900 |
722 |
700 |
478 |
33 |
The procedure will cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.8683 |
0.01668 |
2171 |
817 |
823 |
531 |
34 |
Prepare to meet your baker. |
1.8602 |
0.01747 |
2096 |
837 |
715 |
544 |
35 |
Sir, you are one tough cookie. |
1.8583 |
0.01312 |
3466 |
1314 |
1329 |
823 |
36 |
It's a miracle that you survived. Your house was totally devoured. |
1.8412 |
0.01299 |
3603 |
1426 |
1323 |
854 |
37 |
We're discharging you. I suggest that you run, run, as fast as you can. |
1.8404 |
0.01838 |
1823 |
730 |
654 |
439 |
38 |
Your cholesterol and sugar levels are a little high, but you color's good and you smell delicious. |
1.8346 |
0.01330 |
3435 |
1375 |
1253 |
807 |
39 |
Your sugar is too high, your fats are elevated, and , quite frankly, you’re a day too old. |
1.8265 |
0.01475 |
2790 |
1130 |
1014 |
646 |
40 |
The good news is we have a cure. The bad news is it'll cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.8256 |
0.01420 |
2907 |
1149 |
1116 |
642 |
41 |
Actually, you're right. Everyone does want a piece of you. |
1.8231 |
0.01472 |
2662 |
1045 |
1043 |
574 |
42 |
The patient won't tell us his name, so for the moment he's just John Dough. |
1.8220 |
0.01518 |
2674 |
1104 |
942 |
628 |
43 |
And tomorrow when you wake up, you'll be a gingerbread woman. |
1.8091 |
0.01912 |
1828 |
818 |
541 |
469 |
44 |
We're here to serve you. |
1.7993 |
0.01633 |
2297 |
980 |
798 |
519 |
45 |
On a scale of 1 to 10, how crummy do you feel? |
1.7987 |
0.01762 |
1883 |
778 |
706 |
399 |
46 |
Welcome to the Culinary Care Unit. |
1.7953 |
0.01709 |
1988 |
822 |
751 |
415 |
47 |
This is the team that put Humpty Dumpty back together again. |
1.7932 |
0.01852 |
1741 |
737 |
627 |
377 |
48 |
We were wondering if we could take a few more samples. |
1.7926 |
0.01785 |
1784 |
730 |
694 |
360 |
49 |
Congratulations. You're now transginger. |
1.7898 |
0.01593 |
2597 |
1186 |
771 |
640 |
50 |
"I'm sorry, did you just say bite me?". |
1.7878 |
0.01667 |
2276 |
1012 |
735 |
529 |
51 |
You are one sick cookie. |
1.7877 |
0.01588 |
2492 |
1103 |
815 |
574 |
52 |
It's a miracle you lasted through the holidays. |
1.7868 |
0.01515 |
2425 |
988 |
966 |
471 |
53 |
I'm not going to sugarcoat this. |
1.7824 |
0.01450 |
2767 |
1171 |
1027 |
569 |
54 |
You'll be able to walk again, but only gingerly. |
1.7824 |
0.02478 |
956 |
407 |
350 |
199 |
55 |
Despite our best efforts, the confection is spreading. |
1.7787 |
0.01637 |
2205 |
949 |
795 |
461 |
56 |
You’d have the option to donate your body to science or to the bake sale. |
1.7784 |
0.01804 |
1823 |
787 |
653 |
383 |
57 |
They're here to take samples. |
1.7740 |
0.01520 |
2412 |
1006 |
945 |
461 |
58 |
So. What's eating you? |
1.7723 |
0.01666 |
2161 |
950 |
753 |
458 |
59 |
On the bright side, none of us thought you'd make it through Christmas. |
1.7646 |
0.01656 |
2060 |
881 |
783 |
396 |
60 |
We've decided to keep you here for another 20 minutes at 350 degrees. |
1.7601 |
0.01611 |
2218 |
968 |
814 |
436 |
61 |
You are one tough cookie. |
1.7580 |
0.01477 |
2661 |
1172 |
961 |
528 |
62 |
I've done all I can do. It's time to meet your baker. |
1.7575 |
0.01561 |
2532 |
1162 |
822 |
548 |
63 |
We're moving you to the cafeteria. |
1.7575 |
0.01541 |
2577 |
1177 |
848 |
552 |
64 |
We had to remove your raisins. |
1.7537 |
0.02035 |
1417 |
633 |
500 |
284 |
65 |
Good news: Your toothpick test came out clear. |
1.7485 |
0.01940 |
1527 |
679 |
553 |
295 |
66 |
You were running a temperature of 350°, but we brought it down with some icing. |
1.7477 |
0.02520 |
872 |
379 |
334 |
159 |
67 |
We need to transfer you to the cafeteria. |
1.7464 |
0.02130 |
1246 |
550 |
462 |
234 |
68 |
He doesn't have Medicare or Medicaid, but he is covered by KitchenAid. |
1.7445 |
0.02166 |
1311 |
613 |
420 |
278 |
69 |
The good news is, you're out of the burn unit. |
1.7396 |
0.01797 |
1782 |
805 |
636 |
341 |
70 |
The whole procedure should take about an hour, at 350 degrees. |
1.7373 |
0.01550 |
2391 |
1083 |
853 |
455 |
71 |
Not to worry—it's a convection oven, so you should be in and out in no time. |
1.7325 |
0.02538 |
845 |
373 |
325 |
147 |
72 |
Apparently, these are the only specialists covered by your insurance. |
1.7323 |
0.02537 |
904 |
416 |
314 |
174 |
73 |
Unfortunately, there's no way to sugarcoat this. |
1.7314 |
0.01714 |
1940 |
883 |
695 |
362 |
74 |
He was admitted under the name of “John Dough.” |
1.7291 |
0.01817 |
1798 |
843 |
599 |
356 |
75 |
There's a Do Not Reheat order. |
1.7284 |
0.01853 |
1701 |
790 |
583 |
328 |
76 |
We have found a donor and he's gluten free. |
1.7263 |
0.02057 |
1352 |
622 |
478 |
252 |
77 |
Fear of being eaten is normal for someone in your condition. |
1.7260 |
0.02524 |
876 |
397 |
322 |
157 |
78 |
Insurance is not an issue here. He’s rolling in dough. |
1.7241 |
0.01864 |
1638 |
754 |
582 |
302 |
79 |
Your molasses is too low; your cinnamon is too high, and your clove is off the charts. |
1.7212 |
0.02112 |
1302 |
610 |
445 |
247 |
80 |
We have one question: “Do you know the muffin man?” |
1.7188 |
0.02302 |
1152 |
559 |
358 |
235 |
81 |
Your transginger procedure will involve adding gumdrops and removing your nutmeg. |
1.7176 |
0.04103 |
386 |
195 |
105 |
86 |
82 |
It seems that you have a yeast infection from that pop tart you, um, picked up. |
1.7151 |
0.02456 |
1046 |
521 |
302 |
223 |
83 |
My colleagues suggest icing your leg. |
1.7149 |
0.01707 |
1957 |
916 |
683 |
358 |
84 |
We didn't think you'd make it past Christmas |
1.7142 |
0.01644 |
2040 |
937 |
749 |
354 |
85 |
Tell us how the hospital can best serve you. |
1.7135 |
0.01966 |
1553 |
752 |
494 |
307 |
86 |
I’ll say this… you’re one tough cookie. |
1.7122 |
0.01799 |
1772 |
836 |
610 |
326 |
87 |
The patient is male, 10-12 minutes of age, presents with fever of 350 degrees, and is considered a flight risk. |
1.7067 |
0.02133 |
1289 |
622 |
423 |
244 |
88 |
Great news. Your biopsy was delicious. |
1.7064 |
0.01907 |
1679 |
831 |
510 |
338 |
89 |
We’re going to try icing it. |
1.7052 |
0.02092 |
1262 |
589 |
456 |
217 |
90 |
And if none of that works, try icing it |
1.7052 |
0.01773 |
1886 |
919 |
604 |
363 |
91 |
We’re going to keep you in for some tastes. I mean...tests. |
1.7051 |
0.02119 |
1231 |
575 |
444 |
212 |
92 |
We're going to move you down to the cafeteria. |
1.7032 |
0.01817 |
1708 |
810 |
595 |
303 |
93 |
You’re doing well considering that you were beaten and battered. |
1.7008 |
0.02085 |
1307 |
625 |
448 |
234 |
94 |
Unfortunately what you have may lead to consumption. |
1.7002 |
0.01913 |
1591 |
773 |
522 |
296 |
95 |
Would you like to donate your body to the Girl Scouts? |
1.6997 |
0.01968 |
1525 |
748 |
487 |
290 |
96 |
Just a few degrees more and he would've been toast. |
1.6977 |
0.04007 |
354 |
170 |
121 |
63 |
97 |
We'll need some samples |
1.6973 |
0.02195 |
1130 |
530 |
412 |
188 |
98 |
We're surprised you lasted through the holidays. |
1.6959 |
0.01809 |
1618 |
749 |
612 |
257 |
99 |
We'll know more after the taste test. |
1.6956 |
0.01830 |
1623 |
763 |
591 |
269 |
100 |
It will be a one time procedure for 12 minutes at 350 degrees. |
1.6944 |
0.02188 |
1129 |
530 |
414 |
185 |
101 |
The patient will be referred to as John Dough |
1.6926 |
0.02039 |
1425 |
708 |
447 |
270 |
102 |
Another 15 minutes at 350 and you'll be up and running again. |
1.6890 |
0.02158 |
1151 |
543 |
423 |
185 |
103 |
Good news! We found a donor, it'll be a piece of cake! |
1.6879 |
0.02022 |
1400 |
687 |
463 |
250 |
104 |
Bad news. You're going to make it home for Christmas. |
1.6852 |
0.02459 |
861 |
402 |
328 |
131 |
105 |
Your surgery will take 10 to 12 minutes at 350 degrees. |
1.6852 |
0.01948 |
1401 |
662 |
518 |
221 |
106 |
Good news. Tests indicate that you are not paranoid. Everyone DOES want a piece you. |
1.6820 |
0.02050 |
1305 |
631 |
458 |
216 |
107 |
He came in with a temperature of 350°. |
1.6820 |
0.02088 |
1330 |
664 |
425 |
241 |
108 |
I won't sugarcoat it, we're looking at a massive confection. |
1.6807 |
0.02131 |
1306 |
662 |
399 |
245 |
109 |
I'm afraid you only have until Christmas. |
1.6807 |
0.02205 |
1143 |
558 |
392 |
193 |
110 |
We've identified the problem; you're half-baked |
1.6800 |
0.02265 |
1097 |
540 |
368 |
189 |
111 |
We believe you have an Edible Complex. |
1.6800 |
0.02176 |
1200 |
594 |
396 |
210 |
112 |
The good news is that it is just a yeast infection. |
1.6780 |
0.02399 |
1031 |
525 |
313 |
193 |
113 |
You're done. |
1.6768 |
0.02838 |
727 |
368 |
226 |
133 |
114 |
You have until Christmas. |
1.6765 |
0.02279 |
1116 |
562 |
353 |
201 |
115 |
What on Earth makes you think we practice cookie-cutter medicine? |
1.6756 |
0.02425 |
974 |
488 |
314 |
172 |
116 |
With your insurance, the procedure would cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.6754 |
0.02189 |
1217 |
616 |
380 |
221 |
117 |
My colleagues recommend icing to bring down the fever. |
1.6739 |
0.02108 |
1193 |
574 |
434 |
185 |
118 |
It was touch and go there, for a while, but it turns out you're one tough cookie. |
1.6721 |
0.02142 |
1168 |
567 |
417 |
184 |
119 |
I'm afraid there's no way to sugarcoat this. |
1.6703 |
0.02244 |
1089 |
537 |
374 |
178 |
120 |
Lastly, do you know the muffin man? |
1.6696 |
0.02287 |
1120 |
574 |
342 |
204 |
121 |
You'll be fine but your house is a total loss. |
1.6673 |
0.02303 |
1058 |
531 |
348 |
179 |
122 |
"Gender" reassignment? We thought you said "ginger". |
1.6641 |
0.02460 |
1042 |
562 |
268 |
212 |
123 |
This time tomorrow, you'll be the Gingerbread Woman! |
1.6620 |
0.02467 |
1006 |
535 |
276 |
195 |
124 |
We believe you are suffering from a yeast infection. |
1.6618 |
0.02398 |
1029 |
537 |
303 |
189 |
125 |
You have 350 degree burns all over your body. |
1.6616 |
0.02404 |
981 |
500 |
313 |
168 |
126 |
We can fix you up, but it'll take a lot of dough. |
1.6607 |
0.02328 |
1008 |
504 |
342 |
162 |
127 |
They tell me another 5 minutes at 350 and you’ll be ready to go home |
1.6587 |
0.02341 |
964 |
475 |
343 |
146 |
128 |
You've got gingervitis. |
1.6580 |
0.02487 |
965 |
509 |
277 |
179 |
129 |
If you don't make it through surgery, would you be willing to donate your body to a kid's birthday party in Brooklyn? |
1.6574 |
0.02473 |
931 |
479 |
292 |
160 |
130 |
I'm afraid our first diagnosis was half-baked. |
1.6558 |
0.03026 |
523 |
246 |
211 |
66 |
131 |
We found a potential donor and ran some tests. Unfortunately, he was delicious. |
1.6521 |
0.02554 |
894 |
470 |
265 |
159 |
132 |
I'm sorry to tell you this, but everyone wants another biopsy. |
1.6494 |
0.02605 |
830 |
430 |
261 |
139 |
133 |
What seems to be eating you? |
1.6491 |
0.02554 |
835 |
425 |
278 |
132 |
134 |
I’d like you to meet your makers. |
1.6486 |
0.02554 |
851 |
438 |
274 |
139 |
135 |
You are going to be OK, but the first responders ate your house. |
1.6484 |
0.02573 |
859 |
448 |
265 |
146 |
136 |
How long have you felt that the spice has gone out of your life? |
1.6479 |
0.02602 |
818 |
421 |
264 |
133 |
137 |
You'll be discharged at noon but only if the results of your toothpick test comes back clean. |
1.6467 |
0.02544 |
835 |
425 |
280 |
130 |
138 |
Could you show us exactly where you were bitten? |
1.6460 |
0.02524 |
839 |
425 |
286 |
128 |
139 |
We're just trying to determine what's eating you. |
1.6450 |
0.02538 |
814 |
409 |
285 |
120 |
140 |
This is the worst case of gingervitis I have ever seen |
1.6450 |
0.02660 |
783 |
405 |
251 |
127 |
141 |
I’m afraid the stiffness will only get worse. |
1.6444 |
0.02678 |
717 |
357 |
258 |
102 |
142 |
Don't worry, we won't bite. |
1.6423 |
0.02696 |
766 |
399 |
242 |
125 |
143 |
Sore knee, huh...did you try icing it? |
1.6406 |
0.02754 |
768 |
411 |
222 |
135 |
144 |
You can get a second opinion, but we think 15 minutes at 350 degrees was the right call. |
1.6405 |
0.02588 |
776 |
391 |
273 |
112 |
145 |
We recommend complete bed rest and another 10 minutes at 350 degrees. |
1.6404 |
0.02583 |
773 |
388 |
275 |
110 |
146 |
I've brought in a team of specialists to run some tastes. |
1.6397 |
0.02565 |
780 |
391 |
279 |
110 |
147 |
You want to show us where you were bitten |
1.6397 |
0.02628 |
766 |
390 |
262 |
114 |
148 |
Good news. Turns out you don't even have a prostate. |
1.6386 |
0.02943 |
653 |
345 |
199 |
109 |
149 |
They'll have you flat on your back again in no time at all. |
1.6370 |
0.02703 |
730 |
375 |
245 |
110 |
150 |
Don't worry, we're baking you a new one. |
1.6367 |
0.02696 |
735 |
378 |
246 |
111 |
151 |
Well, yes - you are half-baked. |
1.6345 |
0.02597 |
725 |
358 |
274 |
93 |
152 |
The specialists agree with me. You're done. |
1.6339 |
0.02664 |
691 |
342 |
260 |
89 |
153 |
So far, we have been able to fight off consumption. |
1.6329 |
0.02745 |
700 |
360 |
237 |
103 |
154 |
It's time to meet your makers |
1.6328 |
0.02745 |
719 |
375 |
233 |
111 |
155 |
So, can you show us where she bit you. |
1.6325 |
0.02987 |
615 |
323 |
195 |
97 |
156 |
Your sugar level is off the charts |
1.6317 |
0.02814 |
676 |
351 |
223 |
102 |
157 |
The doctors here can't figure out what's wrong with you so we've brought in some specialists. |
1.6294 |
0.03019 |
591 |
309 |
192 |
90 |
158 |
The biggest risk with the dunk procedure, of course, is loss of limb. |
1.6291 |
0.02814 |
674 |
351 |
222 |
101 |
159 |
We couldn't save the house. |
1.6287 |
0.03171 |
571 |
309 |
165 |
97 |
160 |
Your test results are back. All inserted toothpicks came out clean. |
1.6276 |
0.02834 |
666 |
348 |
218 |
100 |
161 |
We all agree that there's nothing to worry about. It's just a simple yeast infection. |
1.6276 |
0.02870 |
674 |
359 |
207 |
108 |
162 |
Don't focus on their hats -- these people are here to serve you. |
1.6271 |
0.02887 |
641 |
335 |
210 |
96 |
163 |
I'm sorry to inform you that your sugar level is dangerously high. |
1.6267 |
0.02842 |
659 |
344 |
217 |
98 |
164 |
A classic case of gingervitis. |
1.6265 |
0.02852 |
656 |
343 |
215 |
98 |
165 |
Just a teaspoon of baking powder and it will rise again |
1.6261 |
0.02894 |
658 |
350 |
204 |
104 |
166 |
We’ll have you up and eaten in no time. |
1.6260 |
0.02848 |
655 |
342 |
216 |
97 |
167 |
Welcome to Cook County Hospital. |
1.6256 |
0.02998 |
649 |
356 |
180 |
113 |
168 |
As slow as you're moving, they feel it has to be the molasses. |
1.6252 |
0.02820 |
651 |
336 |
223 |
92 |
169 |
Don't worry: Nobody's gonna bite your head off. |
1.6228 |
0.02880 |
639 |
335 |
210 |
94 |
170 |
Well Mr. Ginger, you say you heard something snap? |
1.6226 |
0.02988 |
628 |
339 |
187 |
102 |
171 |
We're moving you to the cafeteria. |
1.6224 |
0.02888 |
617 |
319 |
212 |
86 |
172 |
The test results are in, your sugar levels are way too high. |
1.6196 |
0.02868 |
623 |
323 |
214 |
86 |
173 |
After you ran as fast as you could, what happened? |
1.6195 |
0.03005 |
615 |
332 |
185 |
98 |
174 |
We'll have you up and edible in no time. |
1.6188 |
0.03060 |
585 |
314 |
180 |
91 |
175 |
After the surgery, you'll walk with a candy cane. |
1.6188 |
0.03012 |
585 |
309 |
190 |
86 |
176 |
You are one tough cookie. |
1.6188 |
0.03022 |
585 |
310 |
188 |
87 |
177 |
Results are in, you have gingervitis. |
1.6187 |
0.03152 |
577 |
317 |
163 |
97 |
178 |
Have you decided whether you'd prefer to pay with an arm or a leg? |
1.6172 |
0.03131 |
593 |
329 |
162 |
102 |
179 |
The bad news: we have to amputate. The good news: coffee's brewing. |
1.6171 |
0.02972 |
598 |
316 |
195 |
87 |
180 |
He's complaining of joint pain and says that icing doesn't help. |
1.6163 |
0.02948 |
602 |
317 |
199 |
86 |
181 |
What we have here is one sick cookie! |
1.6162 |
0.03154 |
568 |
311 |
164 |
93 |
182 |
Well, there's no sugar coating this... |
1.6162 |
0.02950 |
594 |
311 |
200 |
83 |
183 |
I'm afraid I can't sugar coat this... |
1.6159 |
0.02973 |
565 |
291 |
200 |
74 |
184 |
I'm afraid it's a yeast infection. |
1.6153 |
0.03080 |
590 |
322 |
173 |
95 |
185 |
Bad news. It's gingervitis. |
1.6121 |
0.03214 |
544 |
299 |
157 |
88 |
186 |
You've got two weeks left. Maybe four, if we freeze you. |
1.6103 |
0.03110 |
526 |
276 |
179 |
71 |
187 |
Your tests results are in and you need 15 more minutes at 350. |
1.6101 |
0.03107 |
554 |
298 |
174 |
82 |
188 |
We've determined that you have a yeast infection. |
1.6097 |
0.03140 |
556 |
303 |
167 |
86 |
189 |
We're trying to find a donor made from the same recipe. |
1.6091 |
0.03061 |
550 |
291 |
183 |
76 |
190 |
Don't worry. It's just a simple yeast infection. |
1.6089 |
0.03103 |
560 |
303 |
173 |
84 |
191 |
You know you're going to have to inform all your previous partners. Do you know the Muffin Man? |
1.6081 |
0.03176 |
546 |
299 |
162 |
85 |
192 |
I'll tell you what: you're one tough cookie. |
1.6077 |
0.03243 |
543 |
303 |
150 |
90 |
193 |
You have a yeast infection. |
1.6056 |
0.03300 |
540 |
307 |
139 |
94 |
194 |
We are pleased to report that your gumdrops came back benign. |
1.6042 |
0.03209 |
523 |
285 |
160 |
78 |
195 |
I know what you mean. I feel like everyone wants a piece of me too. |
1.6034 |
0.03121 |
522 |
277 |
175 |
70 |
196 |
We’ll treat your condition as gingerly as possible. |
1.6028 |
0.03159 |
501 |
264 |
172 |
65 |
197 |
In your condition, we'll have to treat you gingerly. |
1.6027 |
0.03052 |
516 |
267 |
187 |
62 |
198 |
I don't think he'll make it past the holidays. |
1.6023 |
0.03176 |
513 |
275 |
167 |
71 |
199 |
My colleagues and I are debating how best to serve you. |
1.6020 |
0.03154 |
510 |
271 |
171 |
68 |
200 |
We’ve ruled out a yeast infection. |
1.6016 |
0.03132 |
512 |
271 |
174 |
67 |
201 |
Still feeling crummy? |
1.6015 |
0.03193 |
517 |
280 |
163 |
74 |
202 |
Fortunately, no one can catch it. You're the gingerbread man. |
1.6012 |
0.03326 |
509 |
285 |
142 |
82 |
203 |
Good news. Your insurance covers frosting. |
1.6000 |
0.03238 |
475 |
251 |
163 |
61 |
204 |
Don't worry, we won't bite. |
1.5996 |
0.03269 |
487 |
263 |
156 |
68 |
205 |
Your blood sugar is through the roof. |
1.5996 |
0.03308 |
487 |
266 |
150 |
71 |
206 |
We're amazed you made it through the holidays. |
1.5988 |
0.03221 |
481 |
255 |
164 |
62 |
207 |
There's no way to sugar coat this... |
1.5980 |
0.03254 |
500 |
273 |
155 |
72 |
208 |
Prepare to meet your baker. |
1.5978 |
0.03403 |
465 |
256 |
140 |
69 |
209 |
Now, about your house... |
1.5976 |
0.03194 |
497 |
266 |
165 |
66 |
210 |
Your sugar is high. |
1.5974 |
0.03351 |
467 |
254 |
147 |
66 |
211 |
The good news is you're fine. The bad news is these aren't doctors. |
1.5971 |
0.03435 |
489 |
279 |
128 |
82 |
212 |
Tests confirm a severe case of gingervitis. |
1.5963 |
0.03344 |
483 |
267 |
144 |
72 |
213 |
Exactly at what time and temperature did you wake up to that burning sensation? |
1.5963 |
0.03062 |
483 |
246 |
186 |
51 |
214 |
We had to take a raisin, but we saved all your frosting. |
1.5962 |
0.03238 |
478 |
255 |
161 |
62 |
215 |
We don't mind the term "cookie cutter", but we prefer "confectionery surgeon". |
1.5962 |
0.03486 |
478 |
274 |
123 |
81 |
216 |
He came in complaining of 'feeling crumby'." |
1.5959 |
0.03165 |
490 |
259 |
170 |
61 |
217 |
The lab results are back, and you're going to be okay. You are one tough cookie. |
1.5954 |
0.03311 |
482 |
264 |
149 |
69 |
218 |
Your test results came back. Unfortunately, they're delicious. |
1.5945 |
0.03422 |
476 |
268 |
133 |
75 |
219 |
We think it's a yeast infection. |
1.5937 |
0.03402 |
475 |
266 |
136 |
73 |
220 |
You're feeling crumby. Could you be more specific? |
1.5936 |
0.03350 |
470 |
258 |
145 |
67 |
221 |
Don’t worry, we’ll have you running away fast as you can in no time. |
1.5932 |
0.03230 |
472 |
251 |
162 |
59 |
222 |
The good and bad news is that we've upgraded your status to "delicious". |
1.5928 |
0.03232 |
469 |
249 |
162 |
58 |
223 |
We have bad news, you tested positive for gluten. |
1.5924 |
0.03305 |
471 |
256 |
151 |
64 |
224 |
Well, I'm not gonna sugar-coat it... |
1.5921 |
0.03294 |
478 |
261 |
151 |
66 |
225 |
It’s normal to feel warm for a while. |
1.5914 |
0.03220 |
443 |
229 |
166 |
48 |
226 |
I'm afraid he's not going to make it past Christmas. |
1.5913 |
0.03280 |
460 |
246 |
156 |
58 |
227 |
More tastes – I mean tests – are necessary. |
1.5912 |
0.03394 |
455 |
250 |
141 |
64 |
228 |
I'm afraid the surgery will cost an arm and a leg. |
1.5908 |
0.03439 |
457 |
255 |
134 |
68 |
229 |
He has that glazed over look. |
1.5900 |
0.03347 |
461 |
252 |
146 |
63 |
230 |
This procedure may cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.5886 |
0.03341 |
457 |
249 |
147 |
61 |
231 |
Bad news, I'm afraid. Prepare to meet your Bakers. |
1.5884 |
0.03486 |
430 |
237 |
133 |
60 |
232 |
Don't worry, it's a straightforward cookie cutter procedure. |
1.5884 |
0.03608 |
430 |
245 |
117 |
68 |
233 |
I'm afraid it's going to be, "Walk, walk, as fast as you can," from now on, Mr. Gingerbread Man. |
1.5874 |
0.03390 |
446 |
244 |
142 |
60 |
234 |
I'm afraid fixing you up is going to take a lot of dough. |
1.5874 |
0.03345 |
446 |
241 |
148 |
57 |
235 |
We’re going to need to take a biopsy. And depending how it tastes, we may need to amputate. |
1.5869 |
0.03496 |
426 |
235 |
132 |
59 |
236 |
When did you notice the burning feeling? |
1.5865 |
0.03260 |
445 |
235 |
159 |
51 |
237 |
Can you be more specific about feeling "half baked"? |
1.5845 |
0.03439 |
438 |
242 |
136 |
60 |
238 |
The operation was a complete success: you are now gluten-free! |
1.5843 |
0.03328 |
433 |
231 |
151 |
51 |
239 |
For the second opinion your requested, I've brought in experts from Pillsbury, Pepperidge Farm and Betty Crocker. |
1.5823 |
0.04586 |
237 |
129 |
78 |
30 |
240 |
His hope is to avoid consumption. |
1.5820 |
0.03414 |
445 |
247 |
137 |
61 |
241 |
There's no easy way to put this, at best you're looking at a 1-2 week shelf life. Maybe 3 if we use preservatives. |
1.5818 |
0.03342 |
428 |
229 |
149 |
50 |
242 |
It seems he has a bad case of gingervitis. |
1.5818 |
0.03486 |
428 |
238 |
131 |
59 |
243 |
I'm afraid to tell you it's time to meet your makers. |
1.5803 |
0.03541 |
417 |
233 |
126 |
58 |
244 |
The results were fine, but we're concerned about your sugar. |
1.5803 |
0.03541 |
417 |
233 |
126 |
58 |
245 |
And as for exercise, I recommend you run, run as fast as you can. |
1.5803 |
0.03476 |
417 |
229 |
134 |
54 |
246 |
Just keep icing it and you’ll be fine |
1.5802 |
0.03725 |
393 |
224 |
110 |
59 |
247 |
You'll need a combination of rest and icing. |
1.5789 |
0.03580 |
380 |
206 |
128 |
46 |
248 |
We're just going to run a few taste tests. |
1.5789 |
0.03578 |
399 |
221 |
125 |
53 |
249 |
We're sorry but it doesn't look like you'll make it past Christmas. |
1.5787 |
0.03612 |
394 |
219 |
122 |
53 |
250 |
You'll need to walk gingerly at first. |
1.5774 |
0.03490 |
407 |
223 |
133 |
51 |
251 |
Your temperature's 350. You're free to go. |
1.5771 |
0.03582 |
428 |
246 |
117 |
65 |
252 |
The Lab tests indicate a yeast infection |
1.5768 |
0.03765 |
397 |
231 |
103 |
63 |
253 |
Just as we feared: You're half-baked. |
1.5754 |
0.03656 |
398 |
226 |
115 |
57 |
254 |
No worries, it's just a yeast infection. |
1.5754 |
0.03604 |
398 |
223 |
121 |
54 |
255 |
He's one sick cookie |
1.5752 |
0.03691 |
412 |
240 |
107 |
65 |
256 |
Frankly, I'm stumped, so I've brought in some specialists. |
1.5747 |
0.03499 |
395 |
215 |
133 |
47 |
257 |
We are happy to report you are now gluten free. |
1.5737 |
0.03791 |
380 |
219 |
104 |
57 |
258 |
Your sugar levels are off the charts. |
1.5729 |
0.03564 |
391 |
216 |
126 |
49 |
259 |
I'm afraid it's time to meet your makers. |
1.5718 |
0.03677 |
383 |
216 |
115 |
52 |
260 |
We successfully gave you some nuts. |
1.5714 |
0.03964 |
385 |
234 |
82 |
69 |
261 |
I'm afraid it's time to meet your makers. |
1.5714 |
0.04047 |
371 |
226 |
78 |
67 |
262 |
The team agrees. It's gingervitis. |
1.5714 |
0.03753 |
385 |
222 |
106 |
57 |
263 |
The police think this attack might have been personal, Mr. Ginger....Do you know the muffin man? |
1.5714 |
0.03699 |
385 |
219 |
112 |
54 |
264 |
I don't know how to tell you this, but your stool samples...were delicious! |
1.5703 |
0.03961 |
377 |
227 |
85 |
65 |
265 |
We can help, but without insurance, it will cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.5702 |
0.03948 |
342 |
196 |
97 |
49 |
266 |
We recommend icing. |
1.5699 |
0.03474 |
379 |
203 |
136 |
40 |
267 |
So tell us, what's eating you? |
1.5699 |
0.03631 |
379 |
211 |
120 |
48 |
268 |
We checked with ancestry.com and you're only 5% ginger. |
1.5691 |
0.03843 |
376 |
220 |
98 |
58 |
269 |
So you say you’ve been feeling crumby all week? |
1.5684 |
0.03719 |
380 |
217 |
110 |
53 |
270 |
You’re not paranoid. Everyone really is out to eat you. |
1.5678 |
0.03783 |
354 |
199 |
109 |
46 |
271 |
The good news is, the operation was a success. The bad news is, we're hungry. |
1.5673 |
0.03709 |
379 |
216 |
111 |
52 |
272 |
It's a simple operation that lasts only twenty-five minutes at 325 degrees. |
1.5670 |
0.03752 |
358 |
201 |
111 |
46 |
273 |
I've brought some experts in to discuss your sugar levels. |
1.5664 |
0.03607 |
369 |
203 |
123 |
43 |
274 |
My colleagues all agree: You're done. |
1.5664 |
0.03667 |
369 |
206 |
117 |
46 |
275 |
Your sugar levels are too high. |
1.5664 |
0.03545 |
369 |
200 |
129 |
40 |
276 |
Remember us, we worked on your house? |
1.5664 |
0.03545 |
369 |
200 |
129 |
40 |
277 |
Now this is one tough cookie |
1.5649 |
0.03779 |
370 |
213 |
105 |
52 |
278 |
Your blood sugar's a little high. |
1.5647 |
0.03754 |
363 |
206 |
109 |
48 |
279 |
It seems you will no longer be able to run, run, as fast as you can. |
1.5647 |
0.03714 |
363 |
204 |
113 |
46 |
280 |
I don't know what you've been up to lately, but your nutmeg levels are off the charts again. |
1.5639 |
0.03590 |
360 |
196 |
125 |
39 |
281 |
So you say you had a fever of 375 degrees? |
1.5630 |
0.03824 |
357 |
205 |
103 |
49 |
282 |
They are here to serve you. |
1.5625 |
0.03825 |
336 |
188 |
107 |
41 |
283 |
We think you'll be better with a glass of milk. |
1.5621 |
0.03974 |
322 |
183 |
97 |
42 |
284 |
The "operation" was a success. You are now a transginger. |
1.5613 |
0.03862 |
367 |
216 |
96 |
55 |
285 |
Frankly, I was hoping this case would be a piece of cake. |
1.5613 |
0.03746 |
351 |
197 |
111 |
43 |
286 |
I brought in a team of specialists, your confection seems to be spreading. |
1.5600 |
0.03755 |
350 |
197 |
110 |
43 |
287 |
The treatment worked really well for Fruit Cake. He lasted forever. |
1.5598 |
0.03879 |
343 |
197 |
100 |
46 |
288 |
We must admit, we didn't think you'd make it past December |
1.5598 |
0.03790 |
343 |
193 |
108 |
42 |
289 |
I think we can rule out low blood sugar. |
1.5596 |
0.03929 |
327 |
186 |
99 |
42 |
290 |
So do high sugar levels run in your family? |
1.5583 |
0.03891 |
326 |
184 |
102 |
40 |
291 |
We're gonna have to cut out your nuts. |
1.5581 |
0.04084 |
344 |
208 |
80 |
56 |
292 |
And here we have a classic case of extreme Gingervitis |
1.5581 |
0.03827 |
344 |
196 |
104 |
44 |
293 |
The good news is you’re still edible. |
1.5579 |
0.03849 |
328 |
184 |
105 |
39 |
294 |
I'm sorry, we had no choice but to remove your jelly bean. |
1.5575 |
0.03848 |
339 |
193 |
103 |
43 |
295 |
Strangely, butter seems to make you better. |
1.5572 |
0.03740 |
341 |
190 |
112 |
39 |
296 |
You were in cardamom arrest. |
1.5572 |
0.03808 |
341 |
193 |
106 |
42 |
297 |
They want me to release you before dinner. |
1.5572 |
0.03785 |
341 |
192 |
108 |
41 |
298 |
High sugar and cholesterol, burns over half of his body, survived a fox attack. That’s one tough cookie. |
1.5572 |
0.03964 |
341 |
200 |
92 |
49 |
299 |
Surgery is out of the question, so we're going to dunk you in milk until something falls off. |
1.5566 |
0.03907 |
327 |
186 |
100 |
41 |
300 |
We recommend icing. |
1.5562 |
0.03971 |
320 |
183 |
96 |
41 |
301 |
Don't worry. The operation will be a piece of cake. |
1.5562 |
0.03996 |
320 |
184 |
94 |
42 |
302 |
You're in good hands. They put Humpty Dumpty together again. |
1.5562 |
0.03922 |
320 |
181 |
100 |
39 |
303 |
Cookie. Age indeterminate. Morbid gingervitis with with early onset crumbling. Runaway fantasies. |
1.5562 |
0.03924 |
338 |
196 |
96 |
46 |
304 |
Fortunately, your condition is not serious. We recommend icing. |
1.5562 |
0.03788 |
338 |
190 |
108 |
40 |
305 |
It will be an honor to serve you. |
1.5562 |
0.03718 |
338 |
187 |
114 |
37 |
306 |
I don't want any more of your half-baked opinions. |
1.5559 |
0.03655 |
340 |
186 |
119 |
35 |
307 |
Well, to start, your sugar levels are a touch high. |
1.5556 |
0.03755 |
342 |
192 |
110 |
40 |
308 |
Amazing! No one thought he’d make it past the holidays. |
1.5552 |
0.03814 |
335 |
189 |
106 |
40 |
309 |
Unfortunately, we can't use the cookie cutter approach this time. |
1.5552 |
0.03925 |
317 |
179 |
100 |
38 |
310 |
I think you have gingervitis. |
1.5552 |
0.03925 |
317 |
179 |
100 |
38 |
311 |
I tend to agree with them that you're half-baked. |
1.5545 |
0.03881 |
330 |
188 |
101 |
41 |
312 |
After the surgery her name will be Ginger. |
1.5542 |
0.04158 |
332 |
202 |
76 |
54 |
313 |
Our initial medical evaluation indicates the first known case of a male being made of sugar and spice and everything nice. |
1.5542 |
0.03979 |
332 |
194 |
92 |
46 |
314 |
Still low sugar, but your ginger levels look fine. |
1.5532 |
0.03720 |
329 |
181 |
114 |
34 |
315 |
He's going to make it, he's a tough cookie. |
1.5523 |
0.04031 |
306 |
175 |
93 |
38 |
316 |
We've called in the specialists. We'll start your tasting, uh, I mean testing, this afternoon. |
1.5521 |
0.03511 |
326 |
171 |
130 |
25 |
317 |
The amputation is scheduled for 15 minutes prior to coffee break. |
1.5521 |
0.03989 |
326 |
190 |
92 |
44 |
318 |
My team here all agree that the best thing for that elbow is a little icing. |
1.5521 |
0.03795 |
326 |
182 |
108 |
36 |
319 |
The lab results are in, and you're delicious. |
1.5519 |
0.04116 |
308 |
180 |
86 |
42 |
320 |
Looks like a bad case of gingervitis. |
1.5512 |
0.04322 |
303 |
184 |
71 |
48 |
321 |
The biopsy came back delicious. |
1.5511 |
0.03796 |
323 |
180 |
108 |
35 |
322 |
We heard you're feeling crummy. |
1.5510 |
0.04056 |
314 |
183 |
89 |
42 |
323 |
Don't worry, no one wants to bite your head off. |
1.5500 |
0.03797 |
320 |
178 |
108 |
34 |
324 |
This is an experimental treatment; so far we've only tried it on snickerdoodles. |
1.5500 |
0.03899 |
320 |
182 |
100 |
38 |
325 |
The good news is, you're healthy. The bad news is, you're delicious. |
1.5497 |
0.04123 |
322 |
193 |
81 |
48 |
326 |
You were almost toast, but you're one tough cookie. |
1.5497 |
0.03955 |
322 |
186 |
95 |
41 |
327 |
However, should the unforeseen occur, would you consider donating your body to the cafeteria? |
1.5497 |
0.04146 |
322 |
194 |
79 |
49 |
328 |
The good news is your tumors are raisins. |
1.5497 |
0.03881 |
322 |
183 |
101 |
38 |
329 |
The sample came back delicious and we'd like to run a few more tests. |
1.5490 |
0.04006 |
306 |
175 |
94 |
37 |
330 |
Treat him gingerly. |
1.5489 |
0.03978 |
317 |
183 |
94 |
40 |
331 |
It appears you're half baked. |
1.5485 |
0.04158 |
299 |
175 |
84 |
40 |
332 |
We were able to save your leg, but you'll want to stay away from milk for at least two weeks. |
1.5475 |
0.04063 |
316 |
186 |
87 |
43 |
333 |
our next patient has had a temperature of 350 for about 20 minutes |
1.5463 |
0.03991 |
313 |
181 |
93 |
39 |
334 |
He was found half baked. |
1.5461 |
0.04054 |
293 |
167 |
92 |
34 |
335 |
Your sugar's a little too high. |
1.5461 |
0.03967 |
293 |
164 |
98 |
31 |
336 |
The operation was a success! You are now gluten-free! |
1.5461 |
0.04306 |
293 |
176 |
74 |
43 |
337 |
Unfortunately your HMO will only pay for 1/4 tsp of sugar. |
1.5455 |
0.04092 |
308 |
181 |
86 |
41 |
338 |
It's your knees. They want to try icing them. |
1.5455 |
0.04040 |
308 |
179 |
90 |
39 |
339 |
The main thing is to avoid being eaten at least four hours before surgery. |
1.5452 |
0.03942 |
310 |
177 |
97 |
36 |
340 |
In your case, it will literally cost an arm and a leg. |
1.5448 |
0.04229 |
290 |
171 |
80 |
39 |
341 |
We're just here to take some samples. |
1.5446 |
0.04064 |
303 |
176 |
89 |
38 |
342 |
The patient complained that he was experiencing temperatures of 350 degrees for 20 minutes. |
1.5439 |
0.04053 |
296 |
170 |
91 |
35 |
343 |
We cant give you a new heart, but we can give you sprinkles. |
1.5439 |
0.03925 |
285 |
157 |
101 |
27 |
344 |
We recommend that you run, run just as fast as you can. |
1.5438 |
0.04796 |
217 |
126 |
64 |
27 |
345 |
I'm happy to report that your gumdrops are entirely benign. |
1.5433 |
0.04095 |
300 |
175 |
87 |
38 |
346 |
... and your glucose levels are off the chart. |
1.5430 |
0.04048 |
302 |
175 |
90 |
37 |
347 |
A transplant is available, but it's from a Graham cracker. |
1.5430 |
0.03993 |
302 |
173 |
94 |
35 |
348 |
I'd like to introduce you to the team here in the Burn Unit. |
1.5428 |
0.04055 |
304 |
177 |
89 |
38 |
349 |
Treat him gingerly. |
1.5428 |
0.03946 |
304 |
173 |
97 |
34 |
350 |
Good news! You’re gluten-free. Bad news. You’re still delicious. |
1.5422 |
0.05309 |
166 |
94 |
54 |
18 |
351 |
He arrived half-baked. |
1.5418 |
0.04133 |
299 |
176 |
84 |
39 |
352 |
The first thing we need to do is take a sample. |
1.5414 |
0.04231 |
290 |
172 |
79 |
39 |
353 |
We'd like you to cut back on your sugar, but add a touch of cinnamon. |
1.5414 |
0.04116 |
290 |
168 |
87 |
35 |
354 |
Hmm, how do I put this gingerly? |
1.5413 |
0.04275 |
303 |
185 |
72 |
46 |
355 |
It's the worst case of gingervitus we've seen. |
1.5410 |
0.04202 |
305 |
184 |
77 |
44 |
356 |
I'm sorry son, but the prognosis is grim. I'm afraid... it's time to meet your makers. |
1.5392 |
0.04085 |
293 |
170 |
88 |
35 |
357 |
The earlier tests were inconclusive, so we're going to need seconds. |
1.5385 |
0.04101 |
286 |
165 |
88 |
33 |
358 |
He'll have a large scar, but that can be covered with icing. |
1.5376 |
0.04269 |
279 |
165 |
78 |
36 |
359 |
Got milk? Just kidding! |
1.5372 |
0.03941 |
296 |
168 |
97 |
31 |
360 |
They're here to grease your bedpan. |
1.5368 |
0.04414 |
272 |
164 |
70 |
38 |
361 |
I need to break this to you gingerly. |
1.5366 |
0.04150 |
287 |
168 |
84 |
35 |
362 |
Would it put your mind at ease if I said they're medical students? |
1.5364 |
0.04077 |
302 |
178 |
86 |
38 |
363 |
You may be walking gingerly the next couple of days. |
1.5356 |
0.04066 |
295 |
172 |
88 |
35 |
364 |
We’re going to need a large glass of milk, stat! |
1.5352 |
0.04032 |
284 |
162 |
92 |
30 |
365 |
Well, your test results are back, and I'm happy to say you're gluten free. |
1.5352 |
0.04153 |
284 |
166 |
84 |
34 |
366 |
Do you know the muffin man ? |
1.5350 |
0.04306 |
286 |
173 |
73 |
40 |
367 |
Don't worry. We'll have you up and running in no time. |
1.5347 |
0.04140 |
288 |
169 |
84 |
35 |
368 |
Good news, sir...you're done. |
1.5341 |
0.04116 |
279 |
161 |
87 |
31 |
369 |
"I'm sorry sir. You won't make it past Christmas." -Stella Panarelli, age 10 |
1.5341 |
0.04300 |
279 |
167 |
75 |
37 |
370 |
Nothing to worry about, just a routine taste test. |
1.5338 |
0.04126 |
281 |
163 |
86 |
32 |
371 |
You’ll be happy to know your biopsy got rave reviews. |
1.5337 |
0.04814 |
208 |
121 |
63 |
24 |
372 |
You're now a gingerbread woman. We hope you're happy. |
1.5324 |
0.04342 |
278 |
168 |
72 |
38 |
373 |
Your expiration date was two months ago. Your health insurance company has declined your claim. |
1.5324 |
0.04312 |
278 |
167 |
74 |
37 |
374 |
I’m afraid milk’s set in — we can’t save the leg. |
1.5321 |
0.04243 |
265 |
154 |
81 |
30 |
375 |
Sir, it's time for you to meet your makers. |
1.5319 |
0.04206 |
282 |
167 |
80 |
35 |
376 |
Turns out, it was just a yeast infection. |
1.5315 |
0.04250 |
286 |
172 |
76 |
38 |
377 |
The surgery will cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.5312 |
0.04319 |
256 |
149 |
78 |
29 |
378 |
Looking on the bright side, you outlived the sell by date. |
1.5311 |
0.04216 |
273 |
160 |
81 |
32 |
379 |
Unfortunately, the insurance only covered 5 minutes in the oven. |
1.5311 |
0.04311 |
273 |
163 |
75 |
35 |
380 |
Your glucose is off the chart. |
1.5311 |
0.04279 |
273 |
162 |
77 |
34 |
381 |
We'll be moving you to a lightly floured surface. |
1.5305 |
0.04314 |
262 |
154 |
77 |
31 |
382 |
We’ll need more than “I feel crumby.” |
1.5296 |
0.04153 |
270 |
156 |
85 |
29 |
383 |
Don't worry. The procedure is a snap. |
1.5296 |
0.04052 |
270 |
153 |
91 |
26 |
384 |
We’ve got to treat him gingerly. |
1.5294 |
0.04163 |
272 |
158 |
84 |
30 |
385 |
when I suggested ginger he just snapped |
1.5294 |
0.04385 |
272 |
165 |
70 |
37 |
386 |
He made it out safely, but unfortunately we were unable to save the house. |
1.5287 |
0.04258 |
261 |
152 |
80 |
29 |
387 |
He’s not contagious - you can’t catch the gingerbread man. |
1.5281 |
0.04417 |
267 |
162 |
69 |
36 |
388 |
The bad news is...we're hungry. |
1.5281 |
0.04320 |
267 |
159 |
75 |
33 |
389 |
Seems to be a yeast infection. |
1.5281 |
0.04417 |
267 |
162 |
69 |
36 |
390 |
We'll need to take some samples. |
1.5277 |
0.04240 |
271 |
160 |
79 |
32 |
391 |
We brought milk. You won't feel a thing. |
1.5267 |
0.04315 |
262 |
155 |
76 |
31 |
392 |
The bad news is that your sugar and cholesterol levels are very high. The good news is you are well done. |
1.5267 |
0.04349 |
262 |
156 |
74 |
32 |
393 |
So, are you still feeling crummy? |
1.5265 |
0.04189 |
264 |
153 |
83 |
28 |
394 |
We are concerned that your sugar levcl is very high.. |
1.5265 |
0.04084 |
264 |
150 |
89 |
25 |
395 |
They say you're one tough cookie. |
1.5265 |
0.04291 |
264 |
156 |
77 |
31 |
396 |
He is a tough cookie. He will be fine. |
1.5263 |
0.04166 |
266 |
154 |
84 |
28 |
397 |
Our team has determined you have acute gingervitis. |
1.5261 |
0.04405 |
268 |
163 |
69 |
36 |
398 |
The good news is that you're delicious. |
1.5261 |
0.04308 |
268 |
160 |
75 |
33 |
399 |
It looks like gumdrop enlargements would not be covered by your insurance. |
1.5261 |
0.04341 |
268 |
161 |
73 |
34 |
400 |
My team's most recent success was freeing four-and-twenty blackbirds that were somehow baked in a pie. |
1.5259 |
0.04486 |
232 |
135 |
72 |
25 |
401 |
I'm sorry to tell you this, but the icing appears to have spread. |
1.5253 |
0.04201 |
257 |
148 |
83 |
26 |
402 |
I called in some leading spatulists. |
1.5250 |
0.05009 |
200 |
120 |
55 |
25 |
403 |
Thank you for donating your body to culinary science. |
1.5249 |
0.04259 |
261 |
153 |
79 |
29 |
404 |
The kitchen staff will prepare you for the operation |
1.5249 |
0.04118 |
261 |
149 |
87 |
25 |
405 |
Are you ready to meet your makers? |
1.5245 |
0.04378 |
265 |
160 |
71 |
34 |
406 |
The entire team wants to apologize for forgetting your nose |
1.5245 |
0.04074 |
265 |
151 |
89 |
25 |
407 |
The good news is you'll still technically be able to run as fast you can. |
1.5245 |
0.04279 |
265 |
157 |
77 |
31 |
408 |
I am sorry. Your expiration date is Tuesday. There is nothing we can do. |
1.5234 |
0.04356 |
256 |
152 |
74 |
30 |
409 |
He says he always felt like a gingerbreadwoman. |
1.5233 |
0.04400 |
258 |
155 |
71 |
32 |
410 |
You’ll be ready to go home, once my colleagues bake you a house. |
1.5231 |
0.04166 |
260 |
150 |
84 |
26 |
411 |
They were wondering if you'd like them to bake you some visitors. |
1.5231 |
0.04374 |
260 |
156 |
72 |
32 |
412 |
You’ll have to move ginger...ah...carefully until the stitches come out. |
1.5231 |
0.04021 |
260 |
146 |
92 |
22 |
413 |
We've narrowed it down to a few different spices. |
1.5231 |
0.04237 |
260 |
152 |
80 |
28 |
414 |
You are ready to go home, but unfortunately we ate it. |
1.5221 |
0.04447 |
249 |
149 |
70 |
30 |
415 |
We did not expect you to rise. |
1.5217 |
0.04286 |
253 |
148 |
78 |
27 |
416 |
Well, we’re split - two say you’re underdone, two say you’re overdone, and one just wants to see if you have a penis. |
1.5216 |
0.04610 |
255 |
159 |
59 |
37 |
417 |
Your sugar is a bit high but otherwise you're fine. |
1.5211 |
0.04225 |
261 |
153 |
80 |
28 |
418 |
The problem is your circulation -- it's as slow as molasses. |
1.5209 |
0.04337 |
263 |
158 |
73 |
32 |
419 |
We're going to proceed gingerly. |
1.5200 |
0.04361 |
250 |
148 |
74 |
28 |
420 |
It appears all your running has finally caught up with you. |
1.5198 |
0.04299 |
252 |
148 |
77 |
27 |
421 |
And we recommend icing to keep down the inflammation. |
1.5198 |
0.04262 |
252 |
147 |
79 |
26 |
422 |
Have you considered donating your body to the hospital cafeteria? |
1.5198 |
0.04372 |
252 |
150 |
73 |
29 |
423 |
I'm afraid we could't stop the spread of confection. |
1.5197 |
0.04311 |
254 |
150 |
76 |
28 |
424 |
Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover frosting. |
1.5194 |
0.04226 |
258 |
151 |
80 |
27 |
425 |
We're here to serve you. |
1.5193 |
0.04555 |
233 |
139 |
67 |
27 |
426 |
Ten minutes at 350 degrees and he'll be fine. |
1.5188 |
0.04625 |
239 |
146 |
62 |
31 |
427 |
So you say you’re feeling crummy? |
1.5172 |
0.04611 |
232 |
140 |
64 |
28 |
428 |
Our specialists have determined you have a yeast infection. |
1.5164 |
0.04403 |
244 |
145 |
72 |
27 |
429 |
I'm sorry, sir, there's only one person who can perform your surgery. He lives on Drury Lane, up in Mulberry County. Do you know him? Do you know the muffin man? |
1.5164 |
0.04325 |
244 |
143 |
76 |
25 |
430 |
I'm afraid your sugars are low. |
1.5164 |
0.04286 |
244 |
142 |
78 |
24 |
431 |
The bad news is you're going to be delicious. |
1.5164 |
0.04325 |
244 |
143 |
76 |
25 |
432 |
They say you weren't cut out for this. |
1.5164 |
0.04403 |
244 |
145 |
72 |
27 |
433 |
We've decided to do a few taste tests. |
1.5163 |
0.04489 |
246 |
149 |
67 |
30 |
434 |
You'll snap out of it. |
1.5163 |
0.04562 |
246 |
151 |
63 |
32 |
435 |
It's a sraightfoward gender reassignment. We simply scrape off the blue icing and apply the pink. |
1.5163 |
0.04376 |
246 |
146 |
73 |
27 |
436 |
Good news. The re-assignment baking was successful. You are now officially a Ginger Bread Man. |
1.5163 |
0.04562 |
246 |
151 |
63 |
32 |
437 |
You’re lucky to be in one piece. |
1.5145 |
0.04521 |
241 |
146 |
66 |
29 |
438 |
I won't be performing the transplant myself, but my staff here assures me it's a piece of cake. |
1.5145 |
0.04482 |
241 |
145 |
68 |
28 |
439 |
Bed rest and icing should help. |
1.5145 |
0.04404 |
241 |
143 |
72 |
26 |
440 |
Relax, they need just a couple of samples. |
1.5143 |
0.04235 |
245 |
142 |
80 |
23 |
441 |
We're just going to hold you overnight for tasting. |
1.5129 |
0.04362 |
232 |
135 |
75 |
22 |
442 |
The good news is you're fine. The bad news is you're delicious. |
1.5127 |
0.04747 |
236 |
148 |
55 |
33 |
443 |
We'll know more after the taste test. |
1.5127 |
0.04747 |
236 |
148 |
55 |
33 |
444 |
Contrary to my original diagnosis, my colleagues feel more sugar and butter would actually be good for you. |
1.5126 |
0.04365 |
238 |
140 |
74 |
24 |
445 |
Yeast infection. |
1.5126 |
0.04754 |
238 |
150 |
54 |
34 |
446 |
the team concurs that you're one sick cookie |
1.5126 |
0.04524 |
238 |
144 |
66 |
28 |
447 |
You have nothing to worry about; our surgeons are all Zagat rated. |
1.5126 |
0.04405 |
238 |
141 |
72 |
25 |
448 |
"He was found floating in a glass of milk. |
1.5126 |
0.04445 |
238 |
142 |
70 |
26 |
449 |
We need to handle this one gingerly. |
1.5125 |
0.04457 |
240 |
144 |
69 |
27 |
450 |
Well sir, it appears your diagnosis is 'too many cooks'. |
1.5125 |
0.04418 |
240 |
143 |
71 |
26 |
451 |
We're sorry to inform you that you're only half baked. |
1.5125 |
0.04611 |
240 |
148 |
61 |
31 |
452 |
I was afraid he wouldn't make it,but he's one tough cookie |
1.5125 |
0.04496 |
240 |
145 |
67 |
28 |
453 |
You’ve been in a sugar induced coma for the last eight days. |
1.5106 |
0.04447 |
235 |
140 |
70 |
25 |
454 |
We think if we give him 50cc of baking powder we can get him to rise up. |
1.5106 |
0.04447 |
235 |
140 |
70 |
25 |
455 |
There's a lot to digest here. |
1.5105 |
0.04212 |
237 |
136 |
81 |
20 |
456 |
He has gingervitis. |
1.5086 |
0.04963 |
232 |
151 |
44 |
37 |
457 |
Your taste test came back positive. |
1.5086 |
0.04447 |
232 |
138 |
70 |
24 |
458 |
We're going to have to run a few more taste tests. |
1.5086 |
0.04447 |
232 |
138 |
70 |
24 |
459 |
It's serious, but don't worry folks, he's one tough cookie. |
1.5086 |
0.04571 |
232 |
141 |
64 |
27 |
460 |
In this case you apply heat first, then you ice it. |
1.5086 |
0.04447 |
232 |
138 |
70 |
24 |
461 |
We'll run those tests as fast as we can. |
1.5086 |
0.04771 |
232 |
146 |
54 |
32 |
462 |
A nurse will be in shortly to transfer you to a plate. |
1.5086 |
0.04732 |
232 |
145 |
56 |
31 |
463 |
Looking better today. You were half baked yesterday |
1.5085 |
0.04378 |
234 |
138 |
73 |
23 |
464 |
The surgery will cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.5085 |
0.04419 |
234 |
139 |
71 |
24 |
465 |
Looks like a bad case of gingervitis. |
1.5085 |
0.04553 |
236 |
144 |
64 |
28 |
466 |
The procedure should only take an hour but we'll have to flip you over half way through. |
1.5066 |
0.04342 |
227 |
132 |
75 |
20 |
467 |
Looks like a yeast infection. |
1.5066 |
0.04646 |
227 |
139 |
61 |
27 |
468 |
We think you'll find that a microwave is no more invasive than an x-ray. |
1.5066 |
0.04387 |
227 |
133 |
73 |
21 |
469 |
After much deliberation, we have decided to call your condition "Gingervitis"". |
1.5066 |
0.04360 |
229 |
134 |
74 |
21 |
470 |
I'm sorry, but you have a terminal yeast infection. |
1.5066 |
0.04779 |
229 |
144 |
54 |
31 |
471 |
Good news. We found an icing donor. |
1.5066 |
0.04403 |
229 |
135 |
72 |
22 |
472 |
Call me if you have a confection lasting over four hours. |
1.5066 |
0.04532 |
229 |
138 |
66 |
25 |
473 |
While the knee operation was a success, you'll have to use a candy cane. |
1.5065 |
0.04708 |
231 |
144 |
57 |
30 |
474 |
Do you remember what you were doing when you snapped? |
1.5063 |
0.04379 |
237 |
141 |
72 |
24 |
475 |
All he remembers is running as fast as he could. |
1.5062 |
0.04326 |
241 |
143 |
74 |
24 |
476 |
Can you tell us what ingredients you've been taking? |
1.5049 |
0.04636 |
204 |
120 |
65 |
19 |
477 |
Can you tell us your sell by date? |
1.5047 |
0.04480 |
214 |
125 |
70 |
19 |
478 |
He's been feeling crummy. |
1.5042 |
0.04514 |
236 |
144 |
65 |
27 |
479 |
The good news is you're not going to be a vegetable for the rest of your life. |
1.5024 |
0.04568 |
205 |
120 |
67 |
18 |
480 |
Your sugar is off the charts. |
1.5024 |
0.04837 |
207 |
127 |
56 |
24 |
481 |
You are in Cook County Hospital. |
1.5023 |
0.04688 |
213 |
129 |
61 |
23 |
482 |
'Traces of nuts' should be the least of your concerns. |
1.5023 |
0.04697 |
221 |
136 |
59 |
26 |
483 |
The bad news is they couldn't save your house. |
1.5023 |
0.04426 |
221 |
130 |
71 |
20 |
484 |
Bad news. The INS is here. You're being sent back to Candyland. |
1.5022 |
0.04835 |
223 |
141 |
52 |
30 |
485 |
Your road to recovery will be a snap. |
1.5022 |
0.04489 |
223 |
133 |
68 |
22 |
486 |
The results are in. I'm afraid you have an Edible Complex. |
1.5022 |
0.04548 |
225 |
136 |
65 |
24 |
487 |
The tests are in and I'm sorry. You're delicious. |
1.5022 |
0.04634 |
225 |
138 |
61 |
26 |
488 |
Of course you can donate your body to science, but have you considered our cafeteria? |
1.5022 |
0.04719 |
225 |
140 |
57 |
28 |
489 |
We must approach this gingerly. |
1.5022 |
0.04278 |
225 |
130 |
77 |
18 |
490 |
We're all here to serve you. |
1.5000 |
0.04579 |
220 |
133 |
64 |
23 |
491 |
Your blood sugar levels are troubling. |
1.5000 |
0.04469 |
218 |
129 |
69 |
20 |
492 |
You should prepare to meet your baker. |
1.5000 |
0.04533 |
220 |
132 |
66 |
22 |
493 |
It's just as we suspected, you're half baked. |
1.5000 |
0.04487 |
220 |
131 |
68 |
21 |
494 |
Treatment will be over in a snap. |
1.5000 |
0.04422 |
218 |
128 |
71 |
19 |
495 |
They're rebuilding your house as we speak. |
1.5000 |
0.04393 |
220 |
129 |
72 |
19 |
496 |
It was a success, but your recovery will be slow as molasses. |
1.5000 |
0.04637 |
222 |
136 |
61 |
25 |
497 |
I brought in some specialists. |
1.4978 |
0.04761 |
225 |
142 |
54 |
29 |
498 |
My work is done here. The cafeteria staff will take over from here. |
1.4977 |
0.04518 |
221 |
133 |
66 |
22 |
499 |
I'm sorry, but today is your expiration date. |
1.4977 |
0.04484 |
217 |
129 |
68 |
20 |
500 |
It could be a yeast infection. |
1.4977 |
0.04828 |
213 |
133 |
54 |
26 |
501 |
Sorry, but your friends didn’t make it past Christmas. |
1.4977 |
0.04544 |
213 |
127 |
66 |
20 |
502 |
Christmas is over. You can stop faking now. |
1.4976 |
0.04862 |
211 |
132 |
53 |
26 |
503 |
I’m afraid that you have a yeast infection. |
1.4976 |
0.04933 |
207 |
130 |
51 |
26 |
504 |
Our recommendation is to stay away from milk. |
1.4974 |
0.04844 |
195 |
118 |
57 |
20 |
505 |
We’re going to do some testing to see if you’re done. |
1.4955 |
0.04519 |
224 |
136 |
65 |
23 |
506 |
His brown edges look normal. We'll let him cool here for 30 minutes before we release him to an air-tight container. He should be fine for up to five days. |
1.4955 |
0.04533 |
220 |
133 |
65 |
22 |
507 |
I think you'll agree we don't need to sugarcoat this diagnosis. |
1.4954 |
0.04777 |
216 |
135 |
55 |
26 |
508 |
We need to run a few taste tests. |
1.4954 |
0.04777 |
216 |
135 |
55 |
26 |
509 |
This is what your policy covers for a pre-existing confection. |
1.4953 |
0.04529 |
214 |
128 |
66 |
20 |
510 |
What are you talking about? Of course they're doctors, they're wearing white coats. |
1.4953 |
0.04625 |
214 |
130 |
62 |
22 |
511 |
We're just here to take some samples. |
1.4953 |
0.04765 |
214 |
133 |
56 |
25 |
512 |
I suggest that we try icing it |
1.4953 |
0.04845 |
212 |
133 |
53 |
26 |
513 |
This is the team that also worked on Humpty Dumpty. |
1.4952 |
0.04737 |
210 |
129 |
58 |
23 |
514 |
Get me 300cc of milk, stat. |
1.4952 |
0.04926 |
210 |
133 |
50 |
27 |
515 |
The good news is that your family made it out of the oven just in time. |
1.4952 |
0.04737 |
210 |
129 |
58 |
23 |
516 |
I’m afraid you have high blood sugar. |
1.4952 |
0.04737 |
210 |
129 |
58 |
23 |
517 |
The good news is that the operation went well. The bad news is that we ate your house. |
1.4952 |
0.04785 |
210 |
130 |
56 |
24 |
518 |
Your blood pressure and cholesterol are fine. It's your sugar we're worried about. |
1.4952 |
0.04689 |
210 |
128 |
60 |
22 |
519 |
Your levels of fat and sugar are high, and that's where we want them to stay. |
1.4952 |
0.04832 |
210 |
131 |
54 |
25 |
520 |
I see dozens of these cases. |
1.4952 |
0.04689 |
210 |
128 |
60 |
22 |
521 |
I'm afraid your prognosis is Grimm. |
1.4952 |
0.04879 |
210 |
132 |
52 |
26 |
522 |
It's time to meet your makers |
1.4950 |
0.05209 |
200 |
130 |
41 |
29 |
523 |
Obviously we'll need to chew on this one for awhile. |
1.4943 |
0.05222 |
176 |
109 |
47 |
20 |
524 |
His temperature is right at 350 degrees. |
1.4932 |
0.04652 |
221 |
137 |
59 |
25 |
525 |
We believe the problem is a yeast infection. |
1.4929 |
0.04954 |
211 |
135 |
48 |
28 |
526 |
We need to speak with you about your expiration date. |
1.4929 |
0.04525 |
211 |
126 |
66 |
19 |
527 |
We are recommending a cardiac stress test. You'll have to run, run, run as fast as you can. |
1.4929 |
0.04624 |
211 |
128 |
62 |
21 |
528 |
We think your sugar a little high. |
1.4928 |
0.04705 |
209 |
128 |
59 |
22 |
529 |
I'll give it to you straight, it's a yeast infection. |
1.4928 |
0.04897 |
209 |
132 |
51 |
26 |
530 |
I'd like you to meet our team of specialists. They're from the cafeteria. |
1.4928 |
0.04705 |
209 |
128 |
59 |
22 |
531 |
In my professional opinion. Run run as fast as you can. |
1.4928 |
0.04990 |
209 |
134 |
47 |
28 |
532 |
After reviewing your recipe, we've concluded you have a yeast infection. |
1.4928 |
0.04980 |
207 |
132 |
48 |
27 |
533 |
I think we can just scrape off the burned parts. |
1.4928 |
0.04689 |
207 |
126 |
60 |
21 |
534 |
Obviously you didn't run fast enough. |
1.4910 |
0.04681 |
222 |
139 |
57 |
26 |
535 |
Let's see what we can do about getting that temperature down from 375 degrees. |
1.4906 |
0.04936 |
212 |
136 |
48 |
28 |
536 |
It isn't every day we can eat our mistakes. |
1.4902 |
0.04938 |
204 |
129 |
50 |
25 |
537 |
Great news! You will make a full recovery. Unfortunately the house was entirely devoured. |
1.4901 |
0.04507 |
202 |
119 |
67 |
16 |
538 |
The good news is you're not diabetic. The bad news is neither are we. |
1.4901 |
0.05169 |
202 |
132 |
41 |
29 |
539 |
The patient is complaining of feeling crumby |
1.4901 |
0.04668 |
202 |
122 |
61 |
19 |
540 |
Great news! We have a donor. He’s a ginger snap, but it’s a match. |
1.4901 |
0.04615 |
202 |
121 |
63 |
18 |
541 |
His temperature's down. For 10 minutes he was at 350°. |
1.4900 |
0.04702 |
200 |
121 |
60 |
19 |
542 |
I'm afraid you're suffering from Seasonal Confection Disorder. |
1.4894 |
0.04916 |
188 |
115 |
54 |
19 |
543 |
Considering his initial temperature was 350 degrees, I think he looks quite well. |
1.4878 |
0.05063 |
205 |
133 |
44 |
28 |
544 |
We'll, his temp is down from 350 but his sugar's still high. |
1.4877 |
0.04806 |
203 |
126 |
55 |
22 |
545 |
Vital signs are good, but he's looking a little pastry. |
1.4877 |
0.04491 |
203 |
120 |
67 |
16 |
546 |
Our diagnosis is that you're half-baked. |
1.4877 |
0.04755 |
203 |
125 |
57 |
21 |
547 |
Your test results came back. Your sugar levels are extremely high. |
1.4877 |
0.04651 |
203 |
123 |
61 |
19 |
548 |
Congratulations, it's a madeleine. |
1.4877 |
0.05101 |
203 |
132 |
43 |
28 |
549 |
Only he survived, the others were burnt to a crisp! |
1.4877 |
0.04857 |
203 |
127 |
53 |
23 |
550 |
You'll be fine. Your temperature's back to 350 degrees. |
1.4874 |
0.04554 |
199 |
118 |
65 |
16 |
551 |
We can save you but it's going to cost you a lot of dough. |
1.4874 |
0.04718 |
199 |
121 |
59 |
19 |
552 |
We have diagnosed your condition as half-baked. |
1.4874 |
0.04929 |
199 |
125 |
51 |
23 |
553 |
I’ve never seen such a bad case of gingervitis. |
1.4874 |
0.04929 |
199 |
125 |
51 |
23 |
554 |
This won't take long. We're just waiting on an oven. |
1.4848 |
0.04626 |
198 |
119 |
62 |
17 |
555 |
The kitchen staff hopes you'll reconsider signing your donor card. |
1.4848 |
0.04895 |
198 |
124 |
52 |
22 |
556 |
After we add the green food coloring, your transformation to Gumby will be complete and irreversible. |
1.4848 |
0.04895 |
198 |
124 |
52 |
22 |
557 |
Our team of bakers agrees you are fortunate to have survived the holidays with all your body parts intact. |
1.4847 |
0.04659 |
196 |
118 |
61 |
17 |
558 |
Anesthetist? No, we're waiting for the milk man. |
1.4847 |
0.04878 |
196 |
122 |
53 |
21 |
559 |
Sorry, we think you're done. |
1.4847 |
0.04824 |
196 |
121 |
55 |
20 |
560 |
If he bends in the middle like that, he's not done. |
1.4847 |
0.04715 |
196 |
119 |
59 |
18 |
561 |
Any food allergies? |
1.4847 |
0.04824 |
196 |
121 |
55 |
20 |
562 |
I'm sorry, sir, but without treatment, the icing will spread. |
1.4847 |
0.04824 |
196 |
121 |
55 |
20 |
563 |
Patient describes having acute fear of being eaten. |
1.4847 |
0.04878 |
196 |
122 |
53 |
21 |
564 |
Ginger has significant health benefits but you might want to cut back on the butter and brown sugar. |
1.4847 |
0.04487 |
196 |
115 |
67 |
14 |
565 |
By the time this procedure is done, you’ll be a gingerbread woman. |
1.4847 |
0.05339 |
196 |
131 |
35 |
30 |
566 |
Unfortunately, there is no cookie-cutter treatment available. |
1.4845 |
0.04969 |
194 |
122 |
50 |
22 |
567 |
Physical exam complete. Let's move on to the taste test. |
1.4845 |
0.04749 |
194 |
118 |
58 |
18 |
568 |
The good news is, it’s not a break. You’ve just crumbled. |
1.4845 |
0.04635 |
194 |
116 |
62 |
16 |
569 |
I'm afraid it's Gingervitis |
1.4833 |
0.05012 |
180 |
111 |
51 |
18 |
570 |
We felt sure you'd crumble, but it turns out you are one tough cookie. |
1.4833 |
0.05074 |
180 |
112 |
49 |
19 |
571 |
Unless you cough up some dough, we can't treat you. |
1.4833 |
0.05135 |
180 |
113 |
47 |
20 |
572 |
So let me get this straight. You ran away from a little old woman, a little old man, a cow and a horse and it was after that when you felt the chest pain? |
1.4821 |
0.04950 |
195 |
123 |
50 |
22 |
573 |
Your new heart is ready, we're just waiting for it to cool. |
1.4821 |
0.04618 |
195 |
117 |
62 |
16 |
574 |
You'll be okay but, I'm sorry, your house didn't make it. |
1.4821 |
0.05056 |
195 |
125 |
46 |
24 |
575 |
And one last question. Do you know the Muffin Man? |
1.4819 |
0.05353 |
193 |
129 |
35 |
29 |
576 |
Increasing your milk intake will make you feel less crummy. |
1.4817 |
0.04744 |
191 |
116 |
58 |
17 |
577 |
The procedure will only take about 12 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. |
1.4817 |
0.04744 |
191 |
116 |
58 |
17 |
578 |
We were able to save you but your house is a goner. |
1.4817 |
0.05081 |
191 |
122 |
46 |
23 |
579 |
Today we're moving you from ICU to the cafeteria! |
1.4817 |
0.04686 |
191 |
115 |
60 |
16 |
580 |
In order to operate we’ll need more dough. |
1.4817 |
0.05026 |
191 |
121 |
48 |
22 |
581 |
I would say, bake for another 10 minutes, then, call me in the morning. |
1.4817 |
0.04916 |
191 |
119 |
52 |
20 |
582 |
As you can see, he is suffering from gingervitis. |
1.4815 |
0.04721 |
189 |
114 |
59 |
16 |
583 |
…and I agree with them. Your sugar’s way too high. |
1.4796 |
0.04823 |
196 |
122 |
54 |
20 |
584 |
Viagra is one idea, but for you the better treatment is yeast. |
1.4794 |
0.04859 |
194 |
121 |
53 |
20 |
585 |
Your insurance doesn't cover a cooling rack. |
1.4794 |
0.04859 |
194 |
121 |
53 |
20 |
586 |
Ginger Bed Man |
1.4792 |
0.05114 |
192 |
124 |
44 |
24 |
587 |
As you can see, the patient has been severely battered. |
1.4789 |
0.04583 |
190 |
113 |
63 |
14 |
588 |
... And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how the cookie crumbles. |
1.4789 |
0.04583 |
190 |
113 |
63 |
14 |
589 |
We're going to need to run a few more taste tests. |
1.4789 |
0.05045 |
190 |
121 |
47 |
22 |
590 |
Your parents are here to see you. |
1.4787 |
0.04915 |
188 |
117 |
52 |
19 |
591 |
Turns out we can catch him. |
1.4787 |
0.04797 |
188 |
115 |
56 |
17 |
592 |
As of today, you're gluten free. |
1.4787 |
0.04797 |
188 |
115 |
56 |
17 |
593 |
How about a coffee with us? |
1.4787 |
0.04677 |
188 |
113 |
60 |
15 |
594 |
Bring us six glasses of milk—STAT! |
1.4787 |
0.04738 |
188 |
114 |
58 |
16 |
595 |
We're baffled -- we followed package directions to the letter. |
1.4787 |
0.04554 |
188 |
111 |
64 |
13 |
596 |
We couldn't get a perfect match, so we gave you a kidney from an animal cracker. |
1.4778 |
0.05011 |
180 |
112 |
50 |
18 |
597 |
You were the only survivor, all the others crumbled. |
1.4778 |
0.05073 |
180 |
113 |
48 |
19 |
598 |
I know this may be hard to hear, sir... but all of us have to one day meet our baker. |
1.4778 |
0.05011 |
180 |
112 |
50 |
18 |
599 |
The good news is, you survived the holidays. |
1.4773 |
0.04964 |
176 |
108 |
52 |
16 |
600 |
when you were admitted you were running a temperature of 350 degrees |
1.4769 |
0.05002 |
195 |
125 |
47 |
23 |
601 |
He appears to be half baked. |
1.4769 |
0.04841 |
195 |
122 |
53 |
20 |
602 |
I'm afraid it's time for you to meet your makers. |
1.4764 |
0.05080 |
191 |
123 |
45 |
23 |
603 |
He's toast. |
1.4762 |
0.04779 |
189 |
116 |
56 |
17 |
604 |
The good news is, you're delicious. |
1.4762 |
0.05403 |
168 |
108 |
40 |
20 |
605 |
It says here your emergency contact is a Mister... Muffin Man? |
1.4762 |
0.04837 |
189 |
117 |
54 |
18 |
606 |
There’s no way to sugarcoat this, it’s time to meet your makers. |
1.4759 |
0.04933 |
187 |
117 |
51 |
19 |
607 |
I always start with the head. |
1.4759 |
0.04815 |
187 |
115 |
55 |
17 |
608 |
We’re confident we got it all. You’re gluten-free. |
1.4754 |
0.05188 |
183 |
118 |
43 |
22 |
609 |
He wants to be a ginger bread woman. |
1.4751 |
0.05052 |
181 |
114 |
48 |
19 |
610 |
It's not serious. Just needs icing. |
1.4734 |
0.04855 |
188 |
117 |
53 |
18 |
611 |
Your blood pressure is fine, but your molasses is through the roof. |
1.4728 |
0.05108 |
184 |
118 |
45 |
21 |
612 |
We have a theory as to what's wrong but it's not fully baked yet. |
1.4728 |
0.04991 |
184 |
116 |
49 |
19 |
613 |
He requested that his remains be taken with milk. |
1.4728 |
0.04809 |
184 |
113 |
55 |
16 |
614 |
We only amputate when it's absolutely delicious...er, I mean necessary. |
1.4725 |
0.04846 |
182 |
112 |
54 |
16 |
615 |
A 500 ml molasses drip and a weeks worth of tetracycline should bring him around, then we bake him at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. |
1.4725 |
0.04719 |
182 |
110 |
58 |
14 |
616 |
The diagnosis is Gingervitis. |
1.4725 |
0.05030 |
182 |
115 |
48 |
19 |
617 |
Tell us what happened after the oven door closed. |
1.4722 |
0.05252 |
180 |
117 |
41 |
22 |
618 |
You’re going to have to cough up more dough if you want the procedure. |
1.4722 |
0.05132 |
180 |
115 |
45 |
20 |
619 |
They've come to apologize for the first degree burns. |
1.4722 |
0.05010 |
180 |
113 |
49 |
18 |
620 |
You'll be fine. Jenkins called the Five Second Rule. |
1.4709 |
0.05063 |
189 |
122 |
45 |
22 |
621 |
If you die would you leave your body to catering? |
1.4706 |
0.04631 |
187 |
113 |
60 |
14 |
622 |
What other symptoms do you have besides feeling crummy? |
1.4706 |
0.04873 |
187 |
117 |
52 |
18 |
623 |
Does anyone recognize John Dough? |
1.4706 |
0.04931 |
187 |
118 |
50 |
19 |
624 |
We believe the raisins can be safely removed. |
1.4706 |
0.04813 |
187 |
116 |
54 |
17 |
625 |
It's seasonal |
1.4703 |
0.05201 |
185 |
121 |
41 |
23 |
626 |
You have 3 weeks to live, or until the staff holiday party, whichever comes first. |
1.4702 |
0.05200 |
168 |
106 |
45 |
17 |
627 |
Well....from the looks of him this should be a snap. |
1.4702 |
0.04695 |
168 |
99 |
59 |
10 |
628 |
We did the best we could, considering what we had to work with. You might want to stay away from milk. |
1.4699 |
0.04764 |
183 |
112 |
56 |
15 |
629 |
They forgot to set the timer. We had to admit you to the burn unit. |
1.4699 |
0.05175 |
166 |
104 |
46 |
16 |
630 |
Stop complaining; we didn't give you fingers either. |
1.4696 |
0.05110 |
181 |
116 |
45 |
20 |
631 |
He's well enough to eat. |
1.4696 |
0.05287 |
181 |
119 |
39 |
23 |
632 |
His temperature last night was 325 degrees |
1.4693 |
0.04707 |
179 |
108 |
58 |
13 |
633 |
The residents missed breakfast...we're going to have to amputate. |
1.4686 |
0.05112 |
175 |
111 |
46 |
18 |
634 |
I’m afraid your prognosis is consumption. |
1.4686 |
0.05424 |
175 |
116 |
36 |
23 |
635 |
You'll run again but never as fast as you can. |
1.4686 |
0.05424 |
175 |
116 |
36 |
23 |
636 |
The consensus is: you're done. |
1.4686 |
0.04916 |
175 |
108 |
52 |
15 |
637 |
Your lab results are a recipe for disaster. |
1.4686 |
0.05544 |
175 |
118 |
32 |
25 |
638 |
Congratulations! you are now a gingerbread lady. |
1.4674 |
0.05107 |
184 |
119 |
44 |
21 |
639 |
Your biopsy results were delicious. |
1.4667 |
0.05130 |
180 |
116 |
44 |
20 |
640 |
The operation was a success! You are now gluten-free! |
1.4663 |
0.05173 |
178 |
115 |
43 |
20 |
641 |
You have a severe burn and we have decided to start icing treatment. |
1.4663 |
0.04790 |
178 |
109 |
55 |
14 |
642 |
The best we can do is ice the area and send you home. |
1.4663 |
0.04856 |
178 |
110 |
53 |
15 |
643 |
Good news! The treatment was a success. You are gluten-free. |
1.4655 |
0.05067 |
174 |
110 |
47 |
17 |
644 |
We can fix it, but it will take a lot of dough. |
1.4655 |
0.05323 |
174 |
114 |
39 |
21 |
645 |
We can rule out a yeast infection. |
1.4651 |
0.04765 |
172 |
104 |
56 |
12 |
646 |
Order an anti-depressant, he says all the spice is gone from his life. |
1.4651 |
0.04765 |
172 |
104 |
56 |
12 |
647 |
I'm afraid we'll have to remove your gluten. |
1.4651 |
0.05043 |
172 |
108 |
48 |
16 |
648 |
He's also presenting as soft and chewy on the inside, crispy on the outside. Anyone? |
1.4651 |
0.04975 |
172 |
107 |
50 |
15 |
649 |
A little confectioners sugar and food coloring, and you’ll be a new man. |
1.4651 |
0.04906 |
172 |
106 |
52 |
14 |
650 |
It's probably nothing, but we won't know for sure until we break off your arm and eat it. |
1.4651 |
0.05241 |
172 |
111 |
42 |
19 |
651 |
I’m afraid you have a severe yeast infection. |
1.4647 |
0.05153 |
170 |
108 |
45 |
17 |
652 |
We'll get you up and running in no time! |
1.4647 |
0.04581 |
170 |
100 |
61 |
9 |
653 |
We're hoping you'll donate your body to culinary science. |
1.4647 |
0.04946 |
170 |
105 |
51 |
14 |
654 |
Now, son, I'm not gonna sugar coat it... |
1.4647 |
0.04875 |
170 |
104 |
53 |
13 |
655 |
Good news. The test results are back and you are completely gluten free. |
1.4647 |
0.05286 |
170 |
110 |
41 |
19 |
656 |
We’ve brought in a team of specialists to flip you over to see if you’re done. |
1.4647 |
0.04730 |
170 |
102 |
57 |
11 |
657 |
They're here to take samples. |
1.4647 |
0.05220 |
170 |
109 |
43 |
18 |
658 |
This is one of those rare moments when being one tough cookie is actually a good thing. |
1.4637 |
0.04771 |
179 |
110 |
55 |
14 |
659 |
Do you want to be rescessitated if you start to crumble? |
1.4636 |
0.05380 |
151 |
95 |
42 |
14 |
660 |
Have you had any thoughts about donating your body for dessert? |
1.4636 |
0.05851 |
151 |
101 |
30 |
20 |
661 |
And here we have an example of running a temperature of 375 f for 35 minutes. |
1.4629 |
0.05045 |
175 |
111 |
47 |
17 |
662 |
It appears your temperature is 375 degrees. |
1.4629 |
0.04913 |
175 |
109 |
51 |
15 |
663 |
The girl scouts send their best wishes. |
1.4620 |
0.05130 |
171 |
109 |
45 |
17 |
664 |
At least he's not as nutty as that fruitcake in the other bed. |
1.4615 |
0.05504 |
169 |
113 |
34 |
22 |
665 |
I'm afraid your prognosis is Grimm. |
1.4615 |
0.05333 |
156 |
99 |
42 |
15 |
666 |
We are sorry Mr. Man but the days of running just as fast as you can are over. |
1.4615 |
0.04894 |
169 |
104 |
52 |
13 |
667 |
I want you to meet your surgical team. |
1.4611 |
0.04943 |
180 |
114 |
49 |
17 |
668 |
Whatever this is, he's convinced we can't catch it. |
1.4611 |
0.05287 |
167 |
108 |
41 |
18 |
669 |
As you can see, he's suffering from a severe case of gingervitis. |
1.4611 |
0.05422 |
167 |
110 |
37 |
20 |
670 |
They're concerned that your sugar's too high. |
1.4611 |
0.04934 |
167 |
103 |
51 |
13 |
671 |
We’re recommending icing it. |
1.4611 |
0.05149 |
167 |
106 |
45 |
16 |
672 |
I keep dreaming that I'm being eaten alive. |
1.4611 |
0.05219 |
167 |
107 |
43 |
17 |
673 |
So you say you’re feeling crummy? |
1.4611 |
0.04934 |
167 |
103 |
51 |
13 |
674 |
Your temperature was 350. |
1.4611 |
0.05287 |
167 |
108 |
41 |
18 |
675 |
Was any part of your home produced in a facility that also handles wheat, milk, nuts, eggs, or soy? |
1.4611 |
0.05007 |
167 |
104 |
49 |
14 |
676 |
Remember, when you are discharged you will need to sit on the counter and cool for 15 mins. |
1.4611 |
0.04934 |
167 |
103 |
51 |
13 |
677 |
He seems to be crumbling. |
1.4611 |
0.05287 |
167 |
108 |
41 |
18 |
678 |
Your prognosis is dim, but...that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.4610 |
0.05303 |
154 |
97 |
43 |
14 |
679 |
His blood sugar level is off the charts, but he is one tough cookie. |
1.4610 |
0.05461 |
154 |
99 |
39 |
16 |
680 |
So. What's eating you? |
1.4610 |
0.05538 |
154 |
100 |
37 |
17 |
681 |
The test results are conclusive. You're yummy. |
1.4610 |
0.04887 |
154 |
92 |
53 |
9 |
682 |
Good news. We've found a donor with your icing type. |
1.4610 |
0.05303 |
154 |
97 |
43 |
14 |
683 |
...and this patient was the victim of a half-baked scheme |
1.4610 |
0.05383 |
154 |
98 |
41 |
15 |
684 |
I hope you have your affairs in order, Mr. Mann. It's time to meet your baker. |
1.4602 |
0.05276 |
176 |
116 |
39 |
21 |
685 |
You are now a gingerbread woman |
1.4593 |
0.05430 |
172 |
115 |
35 |
22 |
686 |
I'm afraid there's no other way to say this: you're stale. |
1.4589 |
0.05155 |
146 |
89 |
47 |
10 |
687 |
Can we get you some milk?? |
1.4588 |
0.05150 |
170 |
109 |
44 |
17 |
688 |
It looks like a terminal case of gingervitis. |
1.4583 |
0.05195 |
168 |
108 |
43 |
17 |
689 |
I can take the news Doc. No need to sugar coat it. |
1.4583 |
0.05527 |
168 |
113 |
33 |
22 |
690 |
The team feels it’s your sugar level. |
1.4583 |
0.05195 |
168 |
108 |
43 |
17 |
691 |
The good news is we were able to reattach your left leg. The bad news is you are now part pumpernickel. |
1.4583 |
0.05056 |
168 |
106 |
47 |
15 |
692 |
Your formerly conjoined twin is also doing well. |
1.4581 |
0.05277 |
155 |
98 |
43 |
14 |
693 |
You won’t feel a thing once the milk arrives. |
1.4578 |
0.05027 |
166 |
104 |
48 |
14 |
694 |
Don't worry - we'll handle you very gingerly, man. |
1.4576 |
0.04738 |
177 |
109 |
55 |
13 |
695 |
Would you mind showing us where you were dunked? |
1.4573 |
0.05286 |
164 |
106 |
41 |
17 |
696 |
We have found a donor, but it turns out to be a house. |
1.4573 |
0.05143 |
164 |
104 |
45 |
15 |
697 |
No more running as fast as you can |
1.4573 |
0.05070 |
164 |
103 |
47 |
14 |
698 |
Your biopsy results indicate that you’re delicious. |
1.4570 |
0.05617 |
151 |
99 |
35 |
17 |
699 |
We're trying to determine what caused your low sugar levels. |
1.4570 |
0.05210 |
151 |
94 |
45 |
12 |
700 |
We think it's gingervitis |
1.4570 |
0.05376 |
151 |
96 |
41 |
14 |
701 |
First-degree burn. Cookie-cutter case. |
1.4570 |
0.05124 |
151 |
93 |
47 |
11 |
702 |
Examine him gingerly, he may snap. |
1.4570 |
0.05458 |
151 |
97 |
39 |
15 |
703 |
Maybe gluten-free wasn't such a good idea. |
1.4570 |
0.05458 |
151 |
97 |
39 |
15 |
704 |
We wish the news was better, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.4570 |
0.05210 |
151 |
94 |
45 |
12 |
705 |
No, they are not from the lab, but they still would like a sample. |
1.4564 |
0.05083 |
149 |
91 |
48 |
10 |
706 |
He was admitted with a temperature of 450 degrees. |
1.4563 |
0.05455 |
160 |
105 |
37 |
18 |
707 |
We used some extra strength frosting and were able to reattach it. |
1.4561 |
0.04991 |
171 |
108 |
48 |
15 |
708 |
He suffered frosting bite on his lower extremities. |
1.4561 |
0.04922 |
171 |
107 |
50 |
14 |
709 |
We won't know for sure until the taste tests are finished. |
1.4545 |
0.04883 |
154 |
93 |
52 |
9 |
710 |
The good news is, you're not a vegetable. |
1.4540 |
0.05586 |
163 |
110 |
32 |
21 |
711 |
The consensus is that, although you may think you are a tough cookie, you are merely half-baked. |
1.4540 |
0.04861 |
163 |
100 |
52 |
11 |
712 |
We hear you're feeling pretty crummy. |
1.4540 |
0.04861 |
163 |
100 |
52 |
11 |
713 |
We think it's gingervitis |
1.4540 |
0.05586 |
163 |
110 |
32 |
21 |
714 |
We have decided to treat you gingerly. |
1.4540 |
0.05449 |
163 |
108 |
36 |
19 |
715 |
The results are in: You're positively scrumptious. |
1.4539 |
0.05557 |
141 |
90 |
38 |
13 |
716 |
Congratulations! You can see your new baby in 7-10 minutes. |
1.4535 |
0.05104 |
172 |
111 |
44 |
17 |
717 |
Your baby was okay...in fact, delicious. |
1.4534 |
0.05569 |
161 |
108 |
33 |
20 |
718 |
The good news is your tumors are raisins. |
1.4534 |
0.05209 |
161 |
103 |
43 |
15 |
719 |
My professional opinion is that he will snap out of it. |
1.4534 |
0.05134 |
161 |
102 |
45 |
14 |
720 |
It is the most advanced case of Hansel and Gretel syndrome that I have ever seen. |
1.4533 |
0.05400 |
150 |
96 |
40 |
14 |
721 |
I'm afraid your sugar is a little high. |
1.4533 |
0.05145 |
150 |
93 |
46 |
11 |
722 |
We are having trouble with your coverage, Cookie. Warm and chewy is a preexisting condition. |
1.4533 |
0.05232 |
150 |
94 |
44 |
12 |
723 |
We can't complete the procedure without some more dough. |
1.4533 |
0.05482 |
150 |
97 |
38 |
15 |
724 |
We have several theories, but they’re all half-baked. |
1.4533 |
0.05232 |
150 |
94 |
44 |
12 |
725 |
It seems he can't rise. |
1.4528 |
0.05180 |
159 |
101 |
44 |
14 |
726 |
You'll be up running as fast as you can in no time |
1.4528 |
0.05102 |
159 |
100 |
46 |
13 |
727 |
My colleagues and I think it's a very aggressive form of Gingervitis. |
1.4528 |
0.05331 |
159 |
103 |
40 |
16 |
728 |
the bad news is your glucose level is off the chart. |
1.4528 |
0.05023 |
159 |
99 |
48 |
12 |
729 |
We only need a small crumb sample. |
1.4528 |
0.05180 |
159 |
101 |
44 |
14 |
730 |
And you say no one has shown you a mirror since your procedure? |
1.4528 |
0.05405 |
159 |
104 |
38 |
17 |
731 |
Your candy heart transplant will be much cheaper after February 14. |
1.4528 |
0.05331 |
159 |
103 |
40 |
16 |
732 |
Actually in this case a temperature of 350° is perfectly normal. |
1.4528 |
0.05102 |
159 |
100 |
46 |
13 |
733 |
On the bright side, your burns may keep you from being eaten. |
1.4528 |
0.05102 |
159 |
100 |
46 |
13 |
734 |
I'm afraid it's seasonal. |
1.4528 |
0.05023 |
159 |
99 |
48 |
12 |
735 |
He seems to have lost his spice for life. |
1.4528 |
0.05023 |
159 |
99 |
48 |
12 |
736 |
The procedure was a success. You're completely gluten-free. |
1.4528 |
0.05256 |
159 |
102 |
42 |
15 |
737 |
He says he doesn't identify as a gingerbread man anymore. |
1.4528 |
0.05023 |
159 |
99 |
48 |
12 |
738 |
I'm sorry. You're healthcare plan excludes frosting. |
1.4528 |
0.05331 |
159 |
103 |
40 |
16 |
739 |
I'm prescribing 3 tablespoons of baking soda daily, until you rise. |
1.4528 |
0.05180 |
159 |
101 |
44 |
14 |
740 |
I'm recommending a culinary bypass. |
1.4528 |
0.05331 |
159 |
103 |
40 |
16 |
741 |
We're concerned about your sugar levels. |
1.4528 |
0.05331 |
159 |
103 |
40 |
16 |
742 |
I hate to the be the bearer of bad news, but this is the worst case of gingervitis we've ever seen. |
1.4528 |
0.05762 |
159 |
109 |
28 |
22 |
743 |
I'm afraid your recovery will be as slow as molasses. |
1.4528 |
0.04862 |
159 |
97 |
52 |
10 |
744 |
You're done. |
1.4524 |
0.04981 |
168 |
106 |
48 |
14 |
745 |
Unfortunately, "surgery" was autcorrected to "sugary." |
1.4522 |
0.05603 |
157 |
105 |
33 |
19 |
746 |
You look like you haven't been eaten in weeks. |
1.4522 |
0.05380 |
157 |
102 |
39 |
16 |
747 |
Looks like gingervitis caught you. |
1.4521 |
0.05591 |
146 |
95 |
36 |
15 |
748 |
We've consulted with each other but are reluctant to give you a cookie-cutter diagnosis. |
1.4521 |
0.05505 |
146 |
94 |
38 |
14 |
749 |
They advise icing the fracture |
1.4521 |
0.05331 |
146 |
92 |
42 |
12 |
750 |
We've applied heat, now it's time for icing. |
1.4521 |
0.05058 |
146 |
89 |
48 |
9 |
751 |
You're getting much too old to run, run, as fast as you can. |
1.4518 |
0.05095 |
166 |
106 |
45 |
15 |
752 |
Let me introduce Doctors Baker, Baker, Baker, Baker and Baker. |
1.4518 |
0.05237 |
166 |
108 |
41 |
17 |
753 |
Our nutionists want to know if you are an organ donor |
1.4512 |
0.04992 |
164 |
103 |
48 |
13 |
754 |
Shouldn't hurt at all. Just a routine taste test. |
1.4512 |
0.05283 |
164 |
107 |
40 |
17 |
755 |
As your physician and staff, we want to assure you that your temperature of 350 is normal. Second: For God's sakes, Bob, your sugar levels are off the chart! |
1.4506 |
0.05472 |
162 |
108 |
35 |
19 |
756 |
We're sorry to tell you your glucose levels are too high and you'll be gone by Christmas. |
1.4503 |
0.05120 |
151 |
94 |
46 |
11 |
757 |
Unfortunately, the only transplant we have available is from an animal cracker. |
1.4500 |
0.05155 |
160 |
102 |
44 |
14 |
758 |
Sir, it seems you have a severe case of gingervitis. |
1.4487 |
0.05006 |
156 |
97 |
48 |
11 |
759 |
I'm putting you on complete bread rest. |
1.4487 |
0.05088 |
156 |
98 |
46 |
12 |
760 |
This is my preliminary assessment, but I'm fairly certain that leaping from the oven was a contributing factor. |
1.4487 |
0.05006 |
156 |
97 |
48 |
11 |
761 |
Well, they DID catch you. |
1.4481 |
0.05296 |
154 |
99 |
41 |
14 |
762 |
We're worried about your sugar levels. |
1.4481 |
0.05133 |
154 |
97 |
45 |
12 |
763 |
We can't find anything wrong with you. In fact, you're delicious! |
1.4481 |
0.05375 |
154 |
100 |
39 |
15 |
764 |
Would you like to donate your organs to lunch - I mean science? |
1.4481 |
0.05375 |
154 |
100 |
39 |
15 |
765 |
No, Sir, I’m afraid the Muffin Man is still unaccounted for. |
1.4481 |
0.05531 |
154 |
102 |
35 |
17 |
766 |
To tell you the truth, I don't know how you lasted this long. |
1.4481 |
0.05215 |
154 |
98 |
43 |
13 |
767 |
We can operate, but we'll need more dough |
1.4481 |
0.05215 |
154 |
98 |
43 |
13 |
768 |
Good news, they've come up with an ingredient to extend your expiration date. |
1.4481 |
0.05375 |
154 |
100 |
39 |
15 |
769 |
The bakers have said all you really need is 20 minutes at 325 and you'll be fine. |
1.4481 |
0.05454 |
154 |
101 |
37 |
16 |
770 |
We advise that you don't run as fast as you can. |
1.4481 |
0.05133 |
154 |
97 |
45 |
12 |
771 |
You are about to meet your maker. |
1.4481 |
0.05296 |
154 |
99 |
41 |
14 |
772 |
For your transition to Chocolate Chip, we've called in these specialists in cosmetic bakery. |
1.4481 |
0.05375 |
154 |
100 |
39 |
15 |
773 |
Our tests show you feel flat due to a lack of sodium bicarbonate. |
1.4481 |
0.04879 |
154 |
94 |
51 |
9 |
774 |
...and finally for the hair transplant, you've got two options: Sprinkles or strawberry laces? |
1.4481 |
0.05375 |
154 |
100 |
39 |
15 |
775 |
If you like your baker, you can keep your baker. |
1.4481 |
0.04965 |
154 |
95 |
49 |
10 |
776 |
Your temperature had spiked rather high for a while sir, but now that you've cooled down to room temperature, you're good to go. |
1.4481 |
0.05296 |
154 |
99 |
41 |
14 |
777 |
This is not just some cookie cutter operation. |
1.4481 |
0.04879 |
154 |
94 |
51 |
9 |
778 |
On the bright side, you're a cookie now |
1.4481 |
0.05375 |
154 |
100 |
39 |
15 |
779 |
They're not interested in your symptoms, just your ingredients. |
1.4481 |
0.04965 |
154 |
95 |
49 |
10 |
780 |
Now don't bite my head off, but these experts think your sugar level is too high. |
1.4481 |
0.05296 |
154 |
99 |
41 |
14 |
781 |
Don't worry sir, it's just a routine procedure. And at 350 degrees it should only take 10 to 15 minutes. |
1.4481 |
0.05133 |
154 |
97 |
45 |
12 |
782 |
You have a life expectancy of December |
1.4481 |
0.05215 |
154 |
98 |
43 |
13 |
783 |
I think we’ve found the appropriate specialists for your condition. |
1.4481 |
0.04965 |
154 |
95 |
49 |
10 |
784 |
We're going to try another 12 minutes at 375. |
1.4479 |
0.04779 |
163 |
100 |
53 |
10 |
785 |
Sorry, but it looks like you only have until Christmas to live. |
1.4476 |
0.05126 |
143 |
88 |
46 |
9 |
786 |
Since you're uninsured, treatment is going to cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.4468 |
0.05367 |
141 |
89 |
41 |
11 |
787 |
Looks like a yeast infection. |
1.4468 |
0.05271 |
141 |
88 |
43 |
10 |
788 |
His temperature is well over 350 degrees |
1.4467 |
0.05141 |
150 |
94 |
45 |
11 |
789 |
And remember, no more run, run, as fast as you can for the next 10 to 12 weeks. |
1.4467 |
0.05227 |
150 |
95 |
43 |
12 |
790 |
I hope you set aside some dough. |
1.4467 |
0.05312 |
150 |
96 |
41 |
13 |
791 |
Here we have a John Dough. He can't remember who he is but was found running away from the White House. |
1.4467 |
0.05396 |
150 |
97 |
39 |
14 |
792 |
Surprisingly it's not a yeast infection. |
1.4467 |
0.05312 |
150 |
96 |
41 |
13 |
793 |
So you ran away fast. Is that the last thing you remember? |
1.4465 |
0.05547 |
159 |
107 |
33 |
19 |
794 |
I don't want you to run, run as fast as you can for at least a month. |
1.4465 |
0.05327 |
159 |
104 |
39 |
16 |
795 |
Well Hello Mr. G. What has been eating you? |
1.4459 |
0.05143 |
157 |
100 |
44 |
13 |
796 |
Your sugar is way too high. |
1.4459 |
0.05526 |
157 |
105 |
34 |
18 |
797 |
The good news is we caught you just in time. |
1.4459 |
0.05222 |
157 |
101 |
42 |
14 |
798 |
Congratulations! We were able to scrap off the burned bits. |
1.4459 |
0.04899 |
157 |
97 |
50 |
10 |
799 |
Worst case of gingervitis I've ever seen |
1.4452 |
0.05653 |
155 |
105 |
31 |
19 |
800 |
I'm sorry to say, but he's been diagnosed with gingervitus |
1.4452 |
0.05270 |
155 |
100 |
41 |
14 |
801 |
We're very relieved that you made it through the Holiday. |
1.4452 |
0.05270 |
155 |
100 |
41 |
14 |
802 |
Apparently, running as fast as you can...wasn't fast enough. |
1.4451 |
0.05488 |
164 |
111 |
33 |
20 |
803 |
We understand you're feeling crumby. |
1.4444 |
0.05630 |
135 |
87 |
36 |
12 |
804 |
Great news. In just 25-40 min, we’ll frost you the gender you feel you were baked to be. |
1.4437 |
0.05530 |
151 |
100 |
35 |
16 |
805 |
Are you prepared to meet your Makers? |
1.4430 |
0.05424 |
158 |
105 |
36 |
17 |
806 |
Your sugar levels are low and we'd like to apply frosting. |
1.4430 |
0.05118 |
158 |
101 |
44 |
13 |
807 |
I'm afraid you'll never run, run, as fast as you can again. |
1.4430 |
0.05349 |
158 |
104 |
38 |
16 |
808 |
He's had a temperature of 350 degrees for the last ten minutes. |
1.4430 |
0.05584 |
149 |
99 |
34 |
16 |
809 |
I knew he would pull through He's a tough cookie |
1.4430 |
0.05419 |
149 |
97 |
38 |
14 |
810 |
...and I’d suggest you stay away from milk... |
1.4430 |
0.04798 |
149 |
90 |
52 |
7 |
811 |
We're just waiting for your temperature to come down. |
1.4430 |
0.05249 |
149 |
95 |
42 |
12 |
812 |
We're going to handle your case gingerly. |
1.4430 |
0.05335 |
149 |
96 |
40 |
13 |
813 |
We’re not sure. He just snapped. |
1.4430 |
0.05584 |
149 |
99 |
34 |
16 |
814 |
I'm sorry. This is a gluten free hospital |
1.4430 |
0.05162 |
149 |
94 |
44 |
11 |
815 |
They're here to take some ... uh ... samples. |
1.4430 |
0.05335 |
149 |
96 |
40 |
13 |
816 |
I've brought in a team of specialists from the Keebler Institute. |
1.4430 |
0.04983 |
149 |
92 |
48 |
9 |
817 |
They all agree: you’re half-baked. |
1.4430 |
0.05335 |
149 |
96 |
40 |
13 |
818 |
I am sorry but your insurance ran out of dough. |
1.4430 |
0.05744 |
149 |
101 |
30 |
18 |
819 |
Your legs will be sore for a while. Try icing them. |
1.4430 |
0.05744 |
149 |
101 |
30 |
18 |
820 |
Since you can't feel your legs anyway we're going to give the children's wing a treat! |
1.4430 |
0.05502 |
149 |
98 |
36 |
15 |
821 |
You've got a pretty nasty yeast infection. |
1.4430 |
0.05419 |
149 |
97 |
38 |
14 |
822 |
Do you recognize your batterer? |
1.4430 |
0.05162 |
149 |
94 |
44 |
11 |
823 |
Are these the "too many cooks" you were referring to? |
1.4429 |
0.05669 |
140 |
92 |
34 |
14 |
824 |
Looks like sore feet. Have you tried icing them? |
1.4422 |
0.05386 |
147 |
95 |
39 |
13 |
825 |
The test results are back— we may need to do some sugar coating. |
1.4416 |
0.05450 |
154 |
102 |
36 |
16 |
826 |
No, you can't catch it. He's the gingerbread man. |
1.4414 |
0.05612 |
145 |
96 |
34 |
15 |
827 |
Sorry to break the bad news, but you can no longer run as fast as you can! |
1.4414 |
0.05349 |
145 |
93 |
40 |
12 |
828 |
I believe that your days of running, running as fast as you can have finally caught up with you. |
1.4414 |
0.05259 |
145 |
92 |
42 |
11 |
829 |
This will cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.4408 |
0.05341 |
152 |
99 |
39 |
14 |
830 |
We operate gingerly. |
1.4408 |
0.05341 |
152 |
99 |
39 |
14 |
831 |
You’re getting stale and there is nothing we can do for you. |
1.4400 |
0.05391 |
150 |
98 |
38 |
14 |
832 |
The good news is that my consultants and I have diagnosed you as being just a big gingerbread man. The bad news is that you are being transferred from the ER to the hospital cafeteria. |
1.4400 |
0.05944 |
150 |
105 |
24 |
21 |
833 |
You have a nutmeg deficiency. |
1.4400 |
0.05391 |
150 |
98 |
38 |
14 |
834 |
Our experts think it's a severe yeast infection. |
1.4400 |
0.05391 |
150 |
98 |
38 |
14 |
835 |
The procedure should only take 15-20 minutes...at 325. |
1.4400 |
0.05223 |
150 |
96 |
42 |
12 |
836 |
He slipped in the icing. |
1.4400 |
0.05048 |
150 |
94 |
46 |
10 |
837 |
I’m afraid you only have until the end of December. |
1.4400 |
0.05391 |
150 |
98 |
38 |
14 |
838 |
The prognosis looks Grimm. |
1.4392 |
0.05358 |
148 |
96 |
39 |
13 |
839 |
Your sugar and fat levels are high, but we think you'll be able to run, run as fast you can. |
1.4392 |
0.05691 |
148 |
100 |
31 |
17 |
840 |
You have a yeast infection. |
1.4392 |
0.05609 |
148 |
99 |
33 |
16 |
841 |
You're the lone survivor. The others were dismembered and eaten alive. |
1.4384 |
0.05496 |
146 |
96 |
36 |
14 |
842 |
We’d like you to consider donating your body to culinary science... |
1.4384 |
0.05232 |
146 |
93 |
42 |
11 |
843 |
Treatment will cost an arm and a leg. |
1.4384 |
0.05581 |
146 |
97 |
34 |
15 |
844 |
Chances are good that you'll be eaten before it becomes a problem. |
1.4384 |
0.05048 |
146 |
91 |
46 |
9 |
845 |
Sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.4379 |
0.05394 |
153 |
101 |
37 |
15 |
846 |
Prognosis is good -- he made it through the holidays |
1.4379 |
0.05149 |
153 |
98 |
43 |
12 |
847 |
I regret to inform you that your sugar levels are too high |
1.4379 |
0.05149 |
153 |
98 |
43 |
12 |
848 |
We have studied your case, and we'll need to approach it gingerly. |
1.4379 |
0.05394 |
153 |
101 |
37 |
15 |
849 |
We’ve got to treat him gingerly. |
1.4375 |
0.05637 |
144 |
96 |
33 |
15 |
850 |
Without insurance coverage, we’re afraid this is going to cost a lot of dough. |
1.4375 |
0.05281 |
144 |
92 |
41 |
11 |
851 |
He keeps repeating, "Please don't bite my head off." |
1.4375 |
0.05094 |
144 |
90 |
45 |
9 |
852 |
All we have is a half-baked theory. |
1.4375 |
0.05807 |
144 |
98 |
29 |
17 |
853 |
Good news: we've found an exact icing donor match. |
1.4375 |
0.04998 |
144 |
89 |
47 |
8 |
854 |
We know something's eating at you. That's the point. |
1.4375 |
0.05462 |
144 |
94 |
37 |
13 |
855 |
I tasted his feet. He seems okay. |
1.4375 |
0.05462 |
144 |
94 |
37 |
13 |
856 |
It’s our first known case of Gingervitis. |
1.4375 |
0.05723 |
144 |
97 |
31 |
16 |
857 |
The gumdrop was benign. And delicious. |
1.4375 |
0.05281 |
144 |
92 |
41 |
11 |
858 |
We promise to treat you gingerly. |
1.4375 |
0.05281 |
144 |
92 |
41 |
11 |
859 |
I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you...your test results came back, delicious. |
1.4371 |
0.05445 |
151 |
100 |
36 |
15 |
860 |
I'm afraid we couldn't save your house. |
1.4362 |
0.05244 |
149 |
96 |
41 |
12 |
861 |
Turns out, it was just a yeast infection. |
1.4362 |
0.05579 |
149 |
100 |
33 |
16 |
862 |
I'm afraid they've detected some blood in your sugar. |
1.4362 |
0.05497 |
149 |
99 |
35 |
15 |
863 |
Your test results are back. It turns out you’re delicious. |
1.4361 |
0.05582 |
133 |
86 |
36 |
11 |
864 |
We'd like to run a few taste tests. |
1.4357 |
0.04884 |
140 |
85 |
49 |
6 |
865 |
Say, do you know the muffin man? |
1.4357 |
0.05288 |
140 |
89 |
41 |
10 |
866 |
Two units of molasses STAT! |
1.4357 |
0.05288 |
140 |
89 |
41 |
10 |
867 |
I've brought in the team that knows you best. |
1.4354 |
0.05634 |
147 |
99 |
32 |
16 |
868 |
Professor Leary, I’m afraid you may have ingested a very powerful hallucinogenic. |
1.4354 |
0.05634 |
147 |
99 |
32 |
16 |
869 |
Fortunately for you, these folks scraped together enough dough to get you well again. |
1.4345 |
0.05606 |
145 |
97 |
33 |
15 |
870 |
The doctor will eat you now. |
1.4345 |
0.05857 |
145 |
100 |
27 |
18 |
871 |
I'd like you to meet the transplant team. |
1.4345 |
0.05162 |
145 |
92 |
43 |
10 |
872 |
It's a standard procedure sir. Totally cookie-cutter. |
1.4342 |
0.05575 |
152 |
103 |
32 |
17 |
873 |
Never, ever run, run as fast as you can again. |
1.4338 |
0.05291 |
136 |
86 |
41 |
9 |
874 |
The good news is you're perfectly fine. The bad news is that it's lunch. |
1.4336 |
0.05663 |
143 |
96 |
32 |
15 |
875 |
Your test results indicate that you suffer from hypoglycemia, too much gluten, and your cholesterol levels are off the chart. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do, however, my colleagues think you're an excellent candidate for their program. |
1.4336 |
0.05834 |
143 |
98 |
28 |
17 |
876 |
You still have a bit of a fever, but you smell delicious. |
1.4328 |
0.05130 |
134 |
83 |
44 |
7 |
877 |
We're sorry---you're half-baked. |
1.4326 |
0.05809 |
141 |
96 |
29 |
16 |
878 |
He's made a remarkable recovery. We thought he was toast. |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
879 |
Your blood-sugar level is off the charts. |
1.4326 |
0.05355 |
141 |
91 |
39 |
11 |
880 |
They'll be advising me throughout the operation." |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
881 |
On second thought, let's examine this patient after lunch. |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
882 |
I'm afraid your running days are over, but if our treatment is successful, you could expect to have a normal shelf life. |
1.4326 |
0.05809 |
141 |
96 |
29 |
16 |
883 |
We need to run some tastes, I mean tests. |
1.4324 |
0.05604 |
148 |
100 |
32 |
16 |
884 |
Your ginger reassignment surgery was a success. |
1.4324 |
0.05437 |
148 |
98 |
36 |
14 |
885 |
Well, the bad news is that you've past your best-before date. The good news is that no one wants to eat you now. |
1.4317 |
0.05212 |
139 |
88 |
42 |
9 |
886 |
I’m afraid your condition is delicious. |
1.4317 |
0.05504 |
139 |
91 |
36 |
12 |
887 |
What's he doing in the Burn Unit? |
1.4317 |
0.05311 |
139 |
89 |
40 |
10 |
888 |
Sir, we’re going to have to move you, you’re making the other patients hungry. |
1.4317 |
0.05690 |
139 |
93 |
32 |
14 |
889 |
I'll put this to you gingerly... |
1.4317 |
0.05597 |
139 |
92 |
34 |
13 |
890 |
Too much ginger. You're lucky to be alive. |
1.4317 |
0.05690 |
139 |
93 |
32 |
14 |
891 |
And these are the heroes who rebuilt your home after the accident |
1.4317 |
0.05597 |
139 |
92 |
34 |
13 |
892 |
All our tests indicate that first you should be dunked gently into warm coffee... |
1.4317 |
0.05597 |
139 |
92 |
34 |
13 |
893 |
Unfortunately the overexposure to milk did extensive damage to your lower half. |
1.4317 |
0.05408 |
139 |
90 |
38 |
11 |
894 |
If the soreness continues just try icing it. |
1.4317 |
0.05597 |
139 |
92 |
34 |
13 |
895 |
You’re gonna make it, Mr. Man. You’re one tough cookie. |
1.4317 |
0.05690 |
139 |
93 |
32 |
14 |
896 |
After 10 minutes at 350 degrees, you're going to feel like a new man. |
1.4317 |
0.05408 |
139 |
90 |
38 |
11 |
897 |
The good news is you aren’t sick. The bad news is you are large and delicious. |
1.4317 |
0.05870 |
139 |
95 |
28 |
16 |
898 |
I’m sorry. You have to give us more to work with than “I’m feeling crummy”. |
1.4317 |
0.05408 |
139 |
90 |
38 |
11 |
899 |
We believe your preliminary diagnosis was half-baked |
1.4317 |
0.05008 |
139 |
86 |
46 |
7 |
900 |
A clear case of acute gingervitus |
1.4317 |
0.05690 |
139 |
93 |
32 |
14 |
901 |
We've ruled out gingivitis. |
1.4317 |
0.05212 |
139 |
88 |
42 |
9 |
902 |
You've been diagnosed as half-baked. |
1.4317 |
0.05597 |
139 |
92 |
34 |
13 |
903 |
The fresh-baked smell will wear off in a few hours. |
1.4317 |
0.05311 |
139 |
89 |
40 |
10 |
904 |
Don't worry, it's just a yeast infection |
1.4317 |
0.05781 |
139 |
94 |
30 |
15 |
905 |
In this case, I think a cookie cutter approach is best. |
1.4317 |
0.05504 |
139 |
91 |
36 |
12 |
906 |
We're here for a taste test. |
1.4308 |
0.05975 |
130 |
88 |
28 |
14 |
907 |
Let me introduce your transplant team. |
1.4286 |
0.05657 |
140 |
94 |
32 |
14 |
908 |
Mr. President, you are without a doubt the healthiest individual ever to serve in this office! |
1.4286 |
0.05566 |
140 |
93 |
34 |
13 |
909 |
They found a cure, but it's going to cost you some dough. |
1.4286 |
0.06113 |
126 |
86 |
26 |
14 |
910 |
Well, sir, these ARE the specialists. |
1.4276 |
0.05164 |
152 |
99 |
41 |
12 |
911 |
Good news. The procedure was a success. You're now gluten free. |
1.4275 |
0.05716 |
138 |
93 |
31 |
14 |
912 |
I'm sorry for the bad news but, that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.4275 |
0.05233 |
138 |
88 |
41 |
9 |
913 |
I regret to say that it is time to meet your creators |
1.4265 |
0.05681 |
136 |
91 |
32 |
13 |
914 |
Can anyone suggest what's wrong with this patient? - and if I hear anyone say "gingervitis", I will ask them to leave. |
1.4265 |
0.05585 |
136 |
90 |
34 |
12 |
915 |
I'm afraid your sugar levels are dangerously high |
1.4265 |
0.05180 |
136 |
86 |
42 |
8 |
916 |
I'm afraid you have until Christmas. |
1.4255 |
0.05348 |
141 |
92 |
38 |
11 |
917 |
He was admitted with a temperature of 450 degrees. |
1.4254 |
0.05643 |
134 |
89 |
33 |
12 |
918 |
Sir, you've had a sugar rush. |
1.4254 |
0.05643 |
134 |
89 |
33 |
12 |
919 |
Your gender reassignment was a success. You're now a gingerbread man. |
1.4254 |
0.05934 |
134 |
92 |
27 |
15 |
920 |
You must stop asking the nurses to lick your icing. |
1.4254 |
0.05441 |
134 |
87 |
37 |
10 |
921 |
I'm afraid we are going to have to amputate, we are getting hungry. |
1.4254 |
0.05441 |
134 |
87 |
37 |
10 |
922 |
In seven weeks you will be able to run run as fast as you can. |
1.4254 |
0.05230 |
134 |
85 |
41 |
8 |
923 |
You're looking much yummier today. |
1.4254 |
0.05336 |
134 |
86 |
39 |
9 |
924 |
This is just my opinion, but you're only half-baked. |
1.4254 |
0.05742 |
134 |
90 |
31 |
13 |
925 |
I have finished all my tests, but they just want to insert a needle to see if it comes out dry. |
1.4254 |
0.05230 |
134 |
85 |
41 |
8 |
926 |
Ladies and gentlemen, we have here a case of extreme gingervitis. |
1.4254 |
0.05839 |
134 |
91 |
29 |
14 |
927 |
Happy to say our team of specialists has more than doubled your shelf life. |
1.4254 |
0.04782 |
134 |
81 |
49 |
4 |
928 |
It's unanimous it's a yeast infection! |
1.4245 |
0.05683 |
139 |
94 |
31 |
14 |
929 |
Remember, its a fine line between pleasantly crisp and burn victim. |
1.4234 |
0.05151 |
137 |
87 |
42 |
8 |
930 |
Good news is you've passed all of your medical tests. Bad news is we still need a taste test. |
1.4228 |
0.06429 |
123 |
87 |
20 |
16 |
931 |
You've got to be careful even with a low-grade confection. |
1.4222 |
0.05511 |
135 |
89 |
35 |
11 |
932 |
Guess they actually could catch you, gingerbread man. |
1.4222 |
0.05511 |
135 |
89 |
35 |
11 |
933 |
Your insurance doesn't cover icing. |
1.4222 |
0.05708 |
135 |
91 |
31 |
13 |
934 |
My colleagues were wondering if you would be willing to donate your organs a tad early. |
1.4211 |
0.06058 |
133 |
93 |
24 |
16 |
935 |
I'm afraid we're going to have bite off that leg. |
1.4206 |
0.05785 |
126 |
84 |
31 |
11 |
936 |
The results are in... You're delicious. |
1.4203 |
0.05521 |
138 |
92 |
34 |
12 |
937 |
He looks half baked. I’d recommend another 30 minutes at 350. |
1.4203 |
0.05709 |
138 |
94 |
30 |
14 |
938 |
Good news! We can fix you. According to our experts, you are only half baked. |
1.4203 |
0.05019 |
138 |
87 |
44 |
7 |
939 |
They each had a hand in your creation, but you can only choose two to be on your birth certificate. |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
940 |
We're going to need to take a few samples... |
1.4198 |
0.05730 |
131 |
88 |
31 |
12 |
941 |
We thought you were cooked but you snapped out of it. |
1.4198 |
0.05626 |
131 |
87 |
33 |
11 |
942 |
These specialist all agree with me, you’re done. |
1.4198 |
0.05626 |
131 |
87 |
33 |
11 |
943 |
I would recommend a course of sprinkles. |
1.4198 |
0.05521 |
131 |
86 |
35 |
10 |
944 |
...In layman's terms, he's going stale. |
1.4198 |
0.04961 |
131 |
81 |
45 |
5 |
945 |
The procedure will be a snap. |
1.4198 |
0.05521 |
131 |
86 |
35 |
10 |
946 |
I'd recommend another taste test--just as a precaution. |
1.4198 |
0.05626 |
131 |
87 |
33 |
11 |
947 |
The hospital staff feels this team is better qualified to handle your sex change request. |
1.4198 |
0.06126 |
131 |
92 |
23 |
16 |
948 |
Give it to me straight, doctor, do not sugar-coat it. |
1.4198 |
0.05626 |
131 |
87 |
33 |
11 |
949 |
Tomorrow, with our help, you will no longer be a Gingerbread Woman trapped inside a Gingerbread Man's body. |
1.4198 |
0.05626 |
131 |
87 |
33 |
11 |
950 |
He's got a severe case of candy corns and ginger-vitis |
1.4198 |
0.05521 |
131 |
86 |
35 |
10 |
951 |
We're just going to run a few taste tests. |
1.4198 |
0.05414 |
131 |
85 |
37 |
9 |
952 |
Bad news. You're tonight's dessert. |
1.4198 |
0.05521 |
131 |
86 |
35 |
10 |
953 |
Don't worry, I'm making sure they all eat before the operation. |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
954 |
Our initial diagnosis is that you're quite yummy. |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
955 |
Despite the overcooking, your vitals are good and your frosting is intact. |
1.4196 |
0.05003 |
143 |
91 |
44 |
8 |
956 |
His condition has deteriorated. He used to look good enough to eat. |
1.4186 |
0.05687 |
129 |
86 |
32 |
11 |
957 |
We’re going to have to remove your gluten. |
1.4186 |
0.05792 |
129 |
87 |
30 |
12 |
958 |
We all agree, if you don't get your stress under control, you're gonna snap. |
1.4186 |
0.05469 |
129 |
84 |
36 |
9 |
959 |
We'll do the nose job, Mrs. Jones, but realistically you'll never be considered a hot cookie again. |
1.4186 |
0.05792 |
129 |
87 |
30 |
12 |
960 |
Let me guess. Another yeast infection. |
1.4186 |
0.05579 |
129 |
85 |
34 |
10 |
961 |
A little more 'self-raising' flour and you'll be up and about in no time. |
1.4186 |
0.05687 |
129 |
86 |
32 |
11 |
962 |
He's using his own dough to settle the bill. |
1.4186 |
0.05469 |
129 |
84 |
36 |
9 |
963 |
For how long have you been unable to run, run as fast as you can? |
1.4186 |
0.05358 |
129 |
83 |
38 |
8 |
964 |
Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor not a pastry chef! |
1.4186 |
0.05896 |
129 |
88 |
28 |
13 |
965 |
If the operation isn't successful, would you consider donating your body to culinary science? |
1.4186 |
0.05687 |
129 |
86 |
32 |
11 |
966 |
The surgery was a success. Your recovery time will be around 10 to 15 minutes at 350 degrees. |
1.4186 |
0.05687 |
129 |
86 |
32 |
11 |
967 |
Please take note of Patient G, yet another dangerous case of mistaking baking powder for baking soda. |
1.4186 |
0.05469 |
129 |
84 |
36 |
9 |
968 |
We'll have you up and running as fast as you can in no time. |
1.4186 |
0.05896 |
129 |
88 |
28 |
13 |
969 |
Initial testing indicates a yeast infection and high sugar levels. |
1.4186 |
0.05792 |
129 |
87 |
30 |
12 |
970 |
You're very lucky! All your buddies suffered major burns. |
1.4186 |
0.05579 |
129 |
85 |
34 |
10 |
971 |
Graham and his team are here to consult on your sugar level. |
1.4186 |
0.05358 |
129 |
83 |
38 |
8 |
972 |
Our tests show you have high levels of sugar and spice and everything nice. |
1.4186 |
0.05792 |
129 |
87 |
30 |
12 |
973 |
Looks like 350 was just about perfect. |
1.4186 |
0.05358 |
129 |
83 |
38 |
8 |
974 |
If you don't mind, they'll practice checking your doneness and texture. |
1.4186 |
0.05579 |
129 |
85 |
34 |
10 |
975 |
Symptoms? "I just feel crumby." |
1.4186 |
0.05579 |
129 |
85 |
34 |
10 |
976 |
You're lucky we caught you in time. |
1.4179 |
0.05927 |
134 |
93 |
26 |
15 |
977 |
You suffer from insufficient baking soda. You'll never rise. |
1.4173 |
0.05527 |
127 |
83 |
35 |
9 |
978 |
Good news! We found a donor with your frosting type. |
1.4173 |
0.05296 |
127 |
81 |
39 |
7 |
979 |
Your blood sugar levels are far too high. |
1.4173 |
0.05296 |
127 |
81 |
39 |
7 |
980 |
Your biopsy was delicious. |
1.4173 |
0.05856 |
127 |
86 |
29 |
12 |
981 |
My team has concluded that you have a yeast infection. |
1.4173 |
0.05583 |
139 |
94 |
32 |
13 |
982 |
Don't worry, the consensus opinion is that you are just dehydrogenated. |
1.4173 |
0.05197 |
139 |
90 |
40 |
9 |
983 |
We’ll start with the head and work our way down. |
1.4173 |
0.05489 |
139 |
93 |
34 |
12 |
984 |
I have heartening news: the Food Network is interested in your case. |
1.4167 |
0.05488 |
132 |
87 |
35 |
10 |
985 |
We’ve narrowed it down to gluten. |
1.4167 |
0.05796 |
132 |
90 |
29 |
13 |
986 |
Luckily, you ended up in a teaching bakery. |
1.4167 |
0.05695 |
132 |
89 |
31 |
12 |
987 |
The entire medical team wanted to congratulate you on your successful reassignment surgery. You're no longer a ladyfinger. |
1.4167 |
0.05796 |
132 |
90 |
29 |
13 |
988 |
Your nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, ... they're all normal. But I'm afraid you have a serious clove deficiency. |
1.4167 |
0.05162 |
132 |
84 |
41 |
7 |
989 |
Any other half-baked ideas? |
1.4167 |
0.05488 |
132 |
87 |
35 |
10 |
990 |
Got milk? |
1.4167 |
0.06182 |
132 |
94 |
21 |
17 |
991 |
We'll know if this is the Gingerbread Man once we lift this sheet. |
1.4167 |
0.06088 |
132 |
93 |
23 |
16 |
992 |
We'd like to run some test on you, based on a half-baked theory. |
1.4167 |
0.05695 |
132 |
89 |
31 |
12 |
993 |
Your plan would only cover the Keebler treatment. |
1.4167 |
0.05796 |
132 |
90 |
29 |
13 |
994 |
You broke your leg? You should try ICING it. |
1.4161 |
0.05348 |
137 |
90 |
37 |
10 |
995 |
Let this be a lesson; you didn't run as fast as you can |
1.4154 |
0.05859 |
130 |
89 |
28 |
13 |
996 |
We won't know for sure until we run some taste tests. |
1.4154 |
0.05652 |
130 |
87 |
32 |
11 |
997 |
Due to an unfortunate “incident”, the patient is here for a total foot replacement. |
1.4154 |
0.05437 |
130 |
85 |
36 |
9 |
998 |
My advice is to run, run away as fast as you can. |
1.4146 |
0.06101 |
123 |
85 |
25 |
13 |
999 |
Your test results came back delicious. |
1.4143 |
0.05551 |
140 |
95 |
32 |
13 |
1000 |
So it's not D-O-E, but D-O-U-G-H? |
1.4141 |
0.05820 |
128 |
87 |
29 |
12 |
1001 |
Preliminary test results indicate a yeast infection. |
1.4141 |
0.05924 |
128 |
88 |
27 |
13 |
1002 |
Why don't we try icing it? |
1.4141 |
0.05924 |
128 |
88 |
27 |
13 |
1003 |
The taste results show that your sugar levels are too high |
1.4141 |
0.05493 |
128 |
84 |
35 |
9 |
1004 |
I'm afraid he's got a systemic yeast infection. |
1.4141 |
0.05924 |
128 |
88 |
27 |
13 |
1005 |
The operation was a success--you are now 100% gluten free. |
1.4135 |
0.05661 |
133 |
90 |
31 |
12 |
1006 |
The surgical team feels that adding a nose would make you appear cosmetically cluttered. |
1.4135 |
0.05456 |
133 |
88 |
35 |
10 |
1007 |
Now that you mention it, I don't think we've tried icing it! |
1.4135 |
0.05350 |
133 |
87 |
37 |
9 |
1008 |
My colleagues have conferred and recommend 350 degrees for another 5 minutes |
1.4135 |
0.05456 |
133 |
88 |
35 |
10 |
1009 |
You have a temperature of 350 degrees. |
1.4135 |
0.05661 |
133 |
90 |
31 |
12 |
1010 |
“Did you hear it snap?” He asked gingerly. |
1.4127 |
0.05776 |
126 |
85 |
30 |
11 |
1011 |
The good news is, you've been deemed unfit for human consumption. |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
1012 |
He hasn't been the same since his wife went gluten-free |
1.4127 |
0.05885 |
126 |
86 |
28 |
12 |
1013 |
Good news, you're not stale and in three bites you'll be out of here. |
1.4127 |
0.05436 |
126 |
82 |
36 |
8 |
1014 |
They are specialists who will help me diagnose your confection. |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
1015 |
Don't worry. You'll be up and running in no time. |
1.4127 |
0.05318 |
126 |
81 |
38 |
7 |
1016 |
His sugar is too high and he has no detectable pulse. |
1.4127 |
0.05776 |
126 |
85 |
30 |
11 |
1017 |
The results are inconclusive. We're gonna need to run a few more taste tests. |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
1018 |
The tests show that you have a severe sugar imbalance. |
1.4127 |
0.05776 |
126 |
85 |
30 |
11 |
1019 |
I'll come right out with it, you've got about 24 hours before you're stale. |
1.4127 |
0.05436 |
126 |
82 |
36 |
8 |
1020 |
With your preservative content, you have nothing to worry about. |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
1021 |
I’m afraid you’ve been artificially sweetened. |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
1022 |
Well, run, run as fast as you can, You can't escape having no health care plan. |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
1023 |
You'll be able to run run run in no time. |
1.4127 |
0.05992 |
126 |
87 |
26 |
13 |
1024 |
You're one sick cookie, I'm sorry to tell you. |
1.4127 |
0.05992 |
126 |
87 |
26 |
13 |
1025 |
I'd stay away from dairy products if I were you. |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
1026 |
We are hopeful that a frosting match will be found for you. |
1.4122 |
0.05618 |
131 |
88 |
32 |
11 |
1027 |
Don't sugar coat it; give it to me straight, Doc. |
1.4122 |
0.05721 |
131 |
89 |
30 |
12 |
1028 |
We think you have gingivitis |
1.4113 |
0.06168 |
124 |
87 |
23 |
14 |
1029 |
Your sugar is too high |
1.4113 |
0.06061 |
124 |
86 |
25 |
13 |
1030 |
I'm sorry to tell you but there isn't enough dough left to finish the job. |
1.4113 |
0.05493 |
124 |
81 |
35 |
8 |
1031 |
My colleagues agree, you're suffering from a severe case of gingervitis. |
1.4113 |
0.06168 |
124 |
87 |
23 |
14 |
1032 |
In your case, a spoonful of sugar IS the medicine. |
1.4113 |
0.05727 |
124 |
83 |
31 |
10 |
1033 |
Take a good look. Less than 2% of the population are natural gingers. |
1.4113 |
0.05373 |
124 |
80 |
37 |
7 |
1034 |
Prepare to meet thy baker... |
1.4113 |
0.05493 |
124 |
81 |
35 |
8 |
1035 |
And when you wake up you'll be Mrs. Gingerbread Man. |
1.4113 |
0.05727 |
124 |
83 |
31 |
10 |
1036 |
The bad news is we ate your house. |
1.4113 |
0.06168 |
124 |
87 |
23 |
14 |
1037 |
I am sorry to inform you that you will be stale in three days. |
1.4113 |
0.05611 |
124 |
82 |
33 |
9 |
1038 |
So you feel crumby? |
1.4113 |
0.05249 |
124 |
79 |
39 |
6 |
1039 |
We'll need to do some additional tasting in order to better diagnose what is wrong with you. |
1.4109 |
0.05989 |
129 |
90 |
25 |
14 |
1040 |
Would you like to consider donating your organs to the cafeteria? |
1.4109 |
0.06285 |
129 |
93 |
19 |
17 |
1041 |
We are sending you for some taste tests. |
1.4109 |
0.05989 |
129 |
90 |
25 |
14 |
1042 |
They're here to make you batter. |
1.4109 |
0.05570 |
129 |
86 |
33 |
10 |
1043 |
How about a nice cold glass of milk? |
1.4109 |
0.05887 |
129 |
89 |
27 |
13 |
1044 |
He has a ‘do not recusitate’ order on file. I get dibs on the head. |
1.4098 |
0.05303 |
122 |
78 |
38 |
6 |
1045 |
You only sustained minor injuries, but I'm afraid. . . BUUUURPPP. . . that your wife didn't make it. |
1.4098 |
0.05429 |
122 |
79 |
36 |
7 |
1046 |
It says here that you've decided to donate your body for dessert. |
1.4098 |
0.05907 |
122 |
83 |
28 |
11 |
1047 |
He presented with crispy edges, burnt lips and a temperature of 450 degrees. We will be admitting him to the burn ward. |
1.4098 |
0.05673 |
122 |
81 |
32 |
9 |
1048 |
The good news is that this should't affect your taste. |
1.4098 |
0.06021 |
122 |
84 |
26 |
12 |
1049 |
No more excuses. You are perfectly fine, and it's time to be glazed. |
1.4098 |
0.05673 |
122 |
81 |
32 |
9 |
1050 |
You'll be out of here and edible in no time |
1.4098 |
0.05907 |
122 |
83 |
28 |
11 |
1051 |
You say the stiffness started after being taken out of the jar? |
1.4098 |
0.05673 |
122 |
81 |
32 |
9 |
1052 |
The CAT scan shows that you are only half baked. |
1.4098 |
0.05791 |
122 |
82 |
30 |
10 |
1053 |
We haven't been able to get him to rise. |
1.4098 |
0.05552 |
122 |
80 |
34 |
8 |
1054 |
The results are in... You're delicious. |
1.4098 |
0.05429 |
122 |
79 |
36 |
7 |
1055 |
We're very sorry, but our mistake is going to cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.4098 |
0.05791 |
122 |
82 |
30 |
10 |
1056 |
You should be up and about in 8 to 10 minutes. |
1.4098 |
0.05552 |
122 |
80 |
34 |
8 |
1057 |
Well, yes, I did pledge to do no harm. Unfortunately, the kitchen staff did not. |
1.4098 |
0.05552 |
122 |
80 |
34 |
8 |
1058 |
We’ll know more after the next round of taste tests. |
1.4094 |
0.05629 |
127 |
85 |
32 |
10 |
1059 |
Well, the good news is that you’re 100% gluten-free... |
1.4094 |
0.05953 |
127 |
88 |
26 |
13 |
1060 |
I'm sorry, Fred, Ginger didn't make it. |
1.4094 |
0.05953 |
127 |
88 |
26 |
13 |
1061 |
Your levels of sugar and spice and everything nice are a little high. |
1.4094 |
0.05953 |
127 |
88 |
26 |
13 |
1062 |
When we found him he was running a fever of 350°. |
1.4080 |
0.05913 |
125 |
86 |
27 |
12 |
1063 |
The surgery was successful ... you'll be up and running again in no time! |
1.4080 |
0.05576 |
125 |
83 |
33 |
9 |
1064 |
'Once your new leg cools, you'll be good as new." |
1.4080 |
0.06021 |
125 |
87 |
25 |
13 |
1065 |
And no one ever told you you were allergic to brown sugar? |
1.4078 |
0.05924 |
103 |
67 |
30 |
6 |
1066 |
Five more minutes in the oven and you were a goner |
1.4077 |
0.05536 |
130 |
87 |
33 |
10 |
1067 |
I know you requested cinnamon drops, but your insurance would only cover frosting |
1.4077 |
0.05951 |
130 |
91 |
25 |
14 |
1068 |
There’s no good way to say this, it’s turmeric! |
1.4071 |
0.06488 |
113 |
80 |
20 |
13 |
1069 |
Good news, you're gluten free. |
1.4065 |
0.05754 |
123 |
83 |
30 |
10 |
1070 |
We are ready to make you a penis, that is of course, provided you have the dough. |
1.4065 |
0.06411 |
123 |
89 |
18 |
16 |
1071 |
Your medical history reads like a fairy tale. |
1.4065 |
0.05637 |
123 |
82 |
32 |
9 |
1072 |
It's really a very simple procedure; we have a cookie cutter that's shaped like a woman. |
1.4065 |
0.05868 |
123 |
84 |
28 |
11 |
1073 |
I'd like to discuss organ donation...you could help feed a family for months. |
1.4065 |
0.05637 |
123 |
82 |
32 |
9 |
1074 |
Several of our staff would like tissue samples. |
1.4065 |
0.05754 |
123 |
83 |
30 |
10 |
1075 |
We'd like to run a few taste tests. |
1.4065 |
0.05868 |
123 |
84 |
28 |
11 |
1076 |
You'll not only walk again, you'll run as fast as you can. |
1.4065 |
0.06411 |
123 |
89 |
18 |
16 |
1077 |
I'm afraid the sugar has spread. |
1.4062 |
0.06119 |
128 |
91 |
22 |
15 |
1078 |
I understand your concern, but the pool of applicants who have attended both medical and culinary school is exceedingly white. |
1.4062 |
0.05810 |
128 |
88 |
28 |
12 |
1079 |
It was touch and go for a while but turn out he’s really one tough cookie. |
1.4054 |
0.06188 |
111 |
76 |
25 |
10 |
1080 |
These culinary students will be observing your procedure. |
1.4050 |
0.05577 |
121 |
80 |
33 |
8 |
1081 |
The consultants suggest 350 degrees for 20 minutes. |
1.4050 |
0.05818 |
121 |
82 |
29 |
10 |
1082 |
Well it appears you are allergic to Gluten |
1.4050 |
0.05699 |
121 |
81 |
31 |
9 |
1083 |
Your blood sugar is out of control. |
1.4050 |
0.06274 |
121 |
86 |
21 |
14 |
1084 |
It's a yeast infection. |
1.4050 |
0.05699 |
121 |
81 |
31 |
9 |
1085 |
You'll be walking a little gingerly for a few weeks. |
1.4050 |
0.05699 |
121 |
81 |
31 |
9 |
1086 |
You have a bad case of the sprinkles. |
1.4035 |
0.05939 |
114 |
77 |
28 |
9 |
1087 |
You've been running a temperature of 350 degrees for 20 minutes. We're going to put you on a wire rack to cool you down. |
1.4034 |
0.06351 |
119 |
85 |
20 |
14 |
1088 |
Another 10mins in that heat, and he would have been done. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1089 |
He’s one tough cookie. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1090 |
It appears you have contracted Gingervitis. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1091 |
What we have here is an example of severe Gingervitis. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1092 |
We've reviewed your tests and we agree that it's a sugar problem. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1093 |
I told them to touch you gingerly! |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1094 |
I'm allowing your parents to take you home while you're still warm. |
1.4034 |
0.05246 |
119 |
76 |
38 |
5 |
1095 |
Your results are good so far. Now for the taste test. |
1.4034 |
0.05380 |
119 |
77 |
36 |
6 |
1096 |
Okay, you're scheduled for icing at 9 am, but you have to promise not to run away again. |
1.4034 |
0.05510 |
119 |
78 |
34 |
7 |
1097 |
you're going to pull through although your back will always be on the dark side. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1098 |
Unfortunately, your stay will cost an arm and a leg. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1099 |
I regret to inform you, but it appears that you are half-baked. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1100 |
Cut to the chase. And no rhyming this time. |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
1101 |
We were wondering if you would willing to leave your body to us - I mean to science! |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1102 |
I'm afraid you'll never run as fast as you can again. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
1103 |
We've all decided you need a little more time in the oven. |
1.4034 |
0.05380 |
119 |
77 |
36 |
6 |
1104 |
Our team of experts needs to take some samples from you. |
1.4034 |
0.05380 |
119 |
77 |
36 |
6 |
1105 |
Tell them I can’t testify. I don’t know where my dough came from. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
1106 |
I pronounce you gluten free |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1107 |
You know, Humpty had it worse. |
1.4034 |
0.05108 |
119 |
75 |
40 |
4 |
1108 |
Your prognosis is delicious. |
1.4034 |
0.05380 |
119 |
77 |
36 |
6 |
1109 |
I’m afraid we’re going to have to sugarcoat this... |
1.4034 |
0.05510 |
119 |
78 |
34 |
7 |
1110 |
Your have elevated glucose levels. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1111 |
You're very lucky, we weren't sure after Humpty Dumpty |
1.4034 |
0.05380 |
119 |
77 |
36 |
6 |
1112 |
The good news is that you should be out of here by Christmas... |
1.4034 |
0.05380 |
119 |
77 |
36 |
6 |
1113 |
Good news! The consensus is that you're just under baked. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1114 |
The term we like to use is"half baked." |
1.4034 |
0.05380 |
119 |
77 |
36 |
6 |
1115 |
How long have you had the runs? |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1116 |
I'm afraid you only have 12-15 minutes. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1117 |
The good news is that you're baked to perfection. . . |
1.4034 |
0.05380 |
119 |
77 |
36 |
6 |
1118 |
Of course we'll do everything we can to save you -- why would you possibly think otherwise? |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
1119 |
We know you are a man, but a penis just wouldn’t be appropriate. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1120 |
He was beaten up by a ginger snap. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1121 |
You’ll be cooling for the next 10-20 minutes. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1122 |
Let’s try upping his spice. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1123 |
They feel you should walk now, but gingerly...... |
1.4032 |
0.05830 |
124 |
85 |
28 |
11 |
1124 |
Totally routine. Just 8-10 minutes at 350°. |
1.4017 |
0.05954 |
117 |
80 |
27 |
10 |
1125 |
You’re overweight so the fox drowned. But ... |
1.4017 |
0.06656 |
117 |
86 |
15 |
16 |
1126 |
So, since that's all cleared up, these folks are going to move you into the cafeteria. |
1.4017 |
0.05702 |
117 |
78 |
31 |
8 |
1127 |
we're afraid you may never run, run, as fast as you can again |
1.4017 |
0.06315 |
117 |
83 |
21 |
13 |
1128 |
It's time for your taste test. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
1129 |
He had a ginger ail |
1.4017 |
0.05829 |
117 |
79 |
29 |
9 |
1130 |
This isn't my area of expertise, so I brought in a few specialists. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
1131 |
He showed up in the ER half baked with elevated glucose levels |
1.4017 |
0.05829 |
117 |
79 |
29 |
9 |
1132 |
They're here to check your temperature. |
1.4017 |
0.05571 |
117 |
77 |
33 |
7 |
1133 |
It worked, Mr. Thompson. You're completely gluten free. |
1.4017 |
0.05829 |
117 |
79 |
29 |
9 |
1134 |
I'm not going to sugar-coat your diagnosis. |
1.4017 |
0.05829 |
117 |
79 |
29 |
9 |
1135 |
Yeast infection. |
1.4017 |
0.05571 |
117 |
77 |
33 |
7 |
1136 |
You have worst yeast infection that we have seen in years. |
1.4017 |
0.05954 |
117 |
80 |
27 |
10 |
1137 |
We may never catch you, but you have clearly caught something. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
1138 |
I’ve ordered some taste tests. You look a bit underdone. |
1.4017 |
0.05437 |
117 |
76 |
35 |
6 |
1139 |
I brought in some specialists. |
1.4017 |
0.06077 |
117 |
81 |
25 |
11 |
1140 |
We'd like to use this as a teaching moment. A delicious teaching moment. |
1.4017 |
0.05702 |
117 |
78 |
31 |
8 |
1141 |
Before we begin, are you willing to be a doughner? |
1.4017 |
0.06077 |
117 |
81 |
25 |
11 |
1142 |
Test results indicate high levels of glucose. |
1.4017 |
0.06077 |
117 |
81 |
25 |
11 |
1143 |
We all agree baking at 425° for 30 minutes should take care of things. Questions? |
1.4016 |
0.05662 |
122 |
82 |
31 |
9 |
1144 |
We've located your original recipe---so your new heart won't be rejected. |
1.4000 |
0.05964 |
120 |
83 |
26 |
11 |
1145 |
Don't worry. We'll have you up and running in no time. |
1.4000 |
0.05496 |
115 |
75 |
34 |
6 |
1146 |
As we suspected, the sugar in your knee had molasstasized. We had to amputate and bake you a new leg. You can go home when you've cooled to room temperature. |
1.4000 |
0.06195 |
120 |
85 |
22 |
13 |
1147 |
I’m afraid it’s a severe case of gingervitis. |
1.4000 |
0.06483 |
110 |
78 |
20 |
12 |
1148 |
It doesn't look good—I'm afraid we'll have to masticate. |
1.4000 |
0.06026 |
115 |
79 |
26 |
10 |
1149 |
He came in with some half-baked story about the injury occurring when he jumped out of an oven. |
1.4000 |
0.05355 |
115 |
74 |
36 |
5 |
1150 |
They recommend fighting the urge to dunk yourself in milk. |
1.4000 |
0.05902 |
125 |
87 |
26 |
12 |
1151 |
Fortunately we got him out of the oven just in time. |
1.4000 |
0.05633 |
115 |
76 |
32 |
7 |
1152 |
We don't see this often, so I've decided to refer your case to a team of specialists. |
1.4000 |
0.05076 |
120 |
76 |
40 |
4 |
1153 |
Your lab results arrived this morning and we all agree, they taste delicious. |
1.4000 |
0.06081 |
120 |
84 |
24 |
12 |
1154 |
Our cafeteria staff is here to thank you for donating your body. |
1.4000 |
0.05475 |
120 |
79 |
34 |
7 |
1155 |
Mr. Gingerbread Man, you have quite a bit of swelling in your right leg. These bakers are going to try icing it for you. |
1.4000 |
0.05355 |
115 |
74 |
36 |
5 |
1156 |
Ready for your culinoscopy? |
1.3984 |
0.05625 |
123 |
83 |
31 |
9 |
1157 |
I've called in a team of gastronomists. |
1.3983 |
0.05534 |
118 |
78 |
33 |
7 |
1158 |
Unfortunately, that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
1159 |
Your ginger levels are actually fine, but your nutmeg's a bit high. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
1160 |
We have some bad news. Likely your head will go first. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
1161 |
You have a temperature of 350 degrees. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1162 |
Our experts concur - you're terminally delicious. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
1163 |
Do you wish to donate any body parts? |
1.3981 |
0.06162 |
108 |
74 |
25 |
9 |
1164 |
Your condition requires we proceed somewhat gingerly. |
1.3981 |
0.06666 |
103 |
73 |
19 |
11 |
1165 |
I’m afraid you have a temperature of 350 degrees. |
1.3967 |
0.06263 |
121 |
87 |
20 |
14 |
1166 |
You've been cleared to go back into the oven. |
1.3966 |
0.05595 |
116 |
77 |
32 |
7 |
1167 |
This ginger snapped. |
1.3966 |
0.06465 |
116 |
84 |
18 |
14 |
1168 |
Can you share when you noticed you were allergic to ginger? |
1.3966 |
0.05459 |
116 |
76 |
34 |
6 |
1169 |
We think you have a yeast infection. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1170 |
He says he’s just feeling crumby. |
1.3966 |
0.05459 |
116 |
76 |
34 |
6 |
1171 |
We're here to do the taste tests. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1172 |
Nothing an enormous glass of milk can't cure. |
1.3966 |
0.05320 |
116 |
75 |
36 |
5 |
1173 |
We knead more dough for your surgery. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1174 |
I'm sorry, but the outlook is crumby. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1175 |
The experts all agree - looks like gingervitis. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
1176 |
Patient complains of feeling ‘slow as molasses.’ Chef Henderson, any thoughts? |
1.3966 |
0.05595 |
116 |
77 |
32 |
7 |
1177 |
We'll have you up and running again in no time. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
1178 |
Unfortunately, the prognosis is not good. I felt it was time for you to meet your makers. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
1179 |
It doesn't look good fellas, his expiration date is next week |
1.3966 |
0.05459 |
116 |
76 |
34 |
6 |
1180 |
The next stage of diagnosis is called the taste test. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
1181 |
Consult recommends heavy icing. |
1.3966 |
0.05595 |
116 |
77 |
32 |
7 |
1182 |
I had to call in some Specialists. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
1183 |
I call dibs on the head. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1184 |
Apparently, he says he’s been feeling a bit crummy. |
1.3966 |
0.05320 |
116 |
75 |
36 |
5 |
1185 |
It's acute gingervitis. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1186 |
They'll be taking small samples. |
1.3966 |
0.05459 |
116 |
76 |
34 |
6 |
1187 |
This may come as a surprise but you are glucose intolerant. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
1188 |
We've assembled our best chef residents to help treat your case of gingervitis |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1189 |
It appears we caught you just in time. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
1190 |
Mr. Ginger Bread is hypoglycemic. |
1.3966 |
0.05459 |
116 |
76 |
34 |
6 |
1191 |
Word got around that you're an organ donor. |
1.3966 |
0.05459 |
116 |
76 |
34 |
6 |
1192 |
So, you have a sore knee? Have you tried icing it? |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
1193 |
Since this is a teaching hospital, you can rest assured your surgery won’t cost both an arm and a leg. |
1.3962 |
0.05947 |
106 |
71 |
28 |
7 |
1194 |
We're hoping we need to amputate. |
1.3962 |
0.06096 |
106 |
72 |
26 |
8 |
1195 |
We all agree. Your problem is that you're half-baked. |
1.3947 |
0.05793 |
114 |
77 |
29 |
8 |
1196 |
Here we have a case of "you are what you eat." |
1.3947 |
0.06182 |
114 |
80 |
23 |
11 |
1197 |
We have good news. It was benign and delicious. |
1.3947 |
0.06182 |
114 |
80 |
23 |
11 |
1198 |
You're quite lucky. Most rotations only see a couch potato or vegetable, but this is a rare case indeed. |
1.3947 |
0.06182 |
114 |
80 |
23 |
11 |
1199 |
The good news is you ran as fast as you could. |
1.3947 |
0.05658 |
114 |
76 |
31 |
7 |
1200 |
Here in the medical marijuana wing, our best patients are "Totally Baked". |
1.3947 |
0.05793 |
114 |
77 |
29 |
8 |
1201 |
Do you have any questions about today's vanilla icing transplant? |
1.3945 |
0.05684 |
109 |
72 |
31 |
6 |
1202 |
Nothing that a little vanilla icing can't fix |
1.3932 |
0.05557 |
117 |
78 |
32 |
7 |
1203 |
Despite our best efforts, I'm afraid you only have a few days before you go stale. |
1.3932 |
0.05816 |
117 |
80 |
28 |
9 |
1204 |
"A little baking powder and you should be up in no time". |
1.3932 |
0.05942 |
117 |
81 |
26 |
10 |
1205 |
We need your expertise. This patient is one tough cookie. |
1.3932 |
0.05688 |
117 |
79 |
30 |
8 |
1206 |
He’s one tough cookie. |
1.3932 |
0.05942 |
117 |
81 |
26 |
10 |
1207 |
The bad news is that your sugar overdose may damage your pancreas. The good news is that you don't have a pancreas. |
1.3932 |
0.05423 |
117 |
77 |
34 |
6 |
1208 |
I've assembled this team to give you a cinnamonoscopy. |
1.3932 |
0.05816 |
117 |
80 |
28 |
9 |
1209 |
Are you a gumdrop donor? |
1.3932 |
0.06185 |
117 |
83 |
22 |
12 |
1210 |
This is going to hurt alot less than that cookie cutter. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1211 |
We're just hoping he can make it through Christmas. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1212 |
When your temperature reaches 225 degrees you will begin to rise. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1213 |
The operation was a success--you are now 100% gluten free. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1214 |
On the upside, we were able to successfully bake your legs back on, unfortunately, on the downside, we've been informed that someone has apparently eaten your home. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1215 |
They do great reconstruction surgery with fondant these days. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1216 |
In my opinion, he's done. |
1.3929 |
0.05434 |
112 |
73 |
34 |
5 |
1217 |
I've called in some specialists who'd like to take a few samples. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1218 |
I think i heard something snap. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1219 |
We just need to make sure your temperature stays at 350 for the next 10-12 minutes. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1220 |
Your cholesterol's fine, but your sugar levels are too high; we'll have to remove those "buttons" tomorrow. |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1221 |
You’re finally gluten-free. |
1.3929 |
0.05580 |
112 |
74 |
32 |
6 |
1222 |
We can rebuild him, we have the flour. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1223 |
If I were you, I'd run, run, as fast as I can. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1224 |
We think he snapped. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1225 |
We'd like to run the giant glass of milk test. |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1226 |
Mister Kookie, it seems you have a severe case of ginger-vitis. |
1.3929 |
0.05580 |
112 |
74 |
32 |
6 |
1227 |
Looks like 300 degree burns. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1228 |
My colleagues here are going to conduct some taste tests. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1229 |
We have to repeat your procedure--they forgot to preheat. |
1.3929 |
0.05580 |
112 |
74 |
32 |
6 |
1230 |
For your doctor-assisted suicide do you want regular or decaf? |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1231 |
We just need to run a few more tastes. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1232 |
It’s nothing a little frosting won’t fix. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1233 |
You have the worst case of gingervitis we've ever seen |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1234 |
We'd like to run some tastes. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1235 |
I needed to bring in some consultants for your case. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1236 |
It’s a quick, routine procedure, Mr. Man - 10 minutes at 350º. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1237 |
We tested his reflexes and he is slow as molasses. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1238 |
I recommend more icing. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1239 |
Now, let's discuss why you are feeling crumby. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1240 |
Your trans-ginger operation isn't covered by insurance." |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1241 |
Not likely to make it past Christmas |
1.3929 |
0.05284 |
112 |
72 |
36 |
4 |
1242 |
Unfortunately, all these years of running as fast as you can have taken their toll. |
1.3929 |
0.06634 |
112 |
82 |
16 |
14 |
1243 |
You need to cut back on the sugar. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1244 |
I assure you, a temperature of 350 is quite normal. |
1.3929 |
0.05580 |
112 |
74 |
32 |
6 |
1245 |
As you can see---the patient is doing much better than Mr. Dumpty in 312!! |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1246 |
We need to take some samples, um, I mean biopsies. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1247 |
Good news, Mr Jones. The Specialists are here to pat you and prick you and mark you with a B. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1248 |
More icing and less salt and you will be fine. |
1.3929 |
0.05434 |
112 |
73 |
34 |
5 |
1249 |
I've never seen a case like this before, so I brought in a team of experts. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1250 |
It is our considered opinion; that you're halfbaked. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1251 |
But you identify as a gingerbread woman? |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1252 |
"Let's just say that after today, you shouldn't taunt anyone with 'You can't catch me!'". |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1253 |
Mr. Gingerbread — it’s not your heart we’re concerned about. It’s your nutmeg deficiency. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1254 |
I'm sorry to say this but you have a yeast infection. |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1255 |
We caught you just in time. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1256 |
You're suffering from a rare—and delicious—from of Gingervitis. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1257 |
It's been two days. Time for you to rise. |
1.3929 |
0.05434 |
112 |
73 |
34 |
5 |
1258 |
We are all anxious to find out if you are leaving your body to science. |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1259 |
The good news is that your condition is delicious. |
1.3929 |
0.05434 |
112 |
73 |
34 |
5 |
1260 |
We think it was the cloves. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1261 |
I wish I had better news about those bites. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1262 |
You are medically cleared to run as fast as you can! |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1263 |
Our specialists feel your prognosis is... let me put this gingerly... |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1264 |
I’m sorry, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3929 |
0.06512 |
112 |
81 |
18 |
13 |
1265 |
They're from Doctors Without Larders. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1266 |
He took too much medical marijuana and now he's fully baked. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1267 |
The tests indicate that this is worse than a simple batter infection. |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1268 |
Still feeling crummy? |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1269 |
He's past his expiration date and severely dehydrated. |
1.3929 |
0.05580 |
112 |
74 |
32 |
6 |
1270 |
I like to start with the head. |
1.3929 |
0.05284 |
112 |
72 |
36 |
4 |
1271 |
His temperature was 350 degrees for 12 minutes. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1272 |
I'm sorry to say the tests came back positive. You have gluten. |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1273 |
I'm sorry but your insurance coverage expired on December 25th. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1274 |
We're just here to say, " Well done!" |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1275 |
You're still running a temperature. We're going to put you back on a wire rack. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1276 |
He doesn't seem to remember anything after being placed on parchment. |
1.3917 |
0.05833 |
120 |
83 |
27 |
10 |
1277 |
Don't worry the good news is we can bake you a new leg |
1.3917 |
0.05332 |
120 |
79 |
35 |
6 |
1278 |
Test results indicate he is only half-baked. |
1.3913 |
0.06382 |
115 |
83 |
19 |
13 |
1279 |
You can't catch it - he's the gingerbread man. |
1.3909 |
0.05932 |
110 |
75 |
27 |
8 |
1280 |
You're in the Julia Child Wing of the hospital. |
1.3909 |
0.06071 |
110 |
76 |
25 |
9 |
1281 |
This time tomorrow you'll be gluten-free! |
1.3909 |
0.05932 |
110 |
75 |
27 |
8 |
1282 |
We got your results, and they're delicious. |
1.3909 |
0.06071 |
110 |
76 |
25 |
9 |
1283 |
I can't figure out what's eating him. |
1.3909 |
0.05644 |
110 |
73 |
31 |
6 |
1284 |
You're in good hands. Earlier today, they brought a collapsed soufflé back to life. |
1.3909 |
0.05790 |
110 |
74 |
29 |
7 |
1285 |
I'm so sorry to deliver the bad news, but you're only half-baked. |
1.3909 |
0.06470 |
110 |
79 |
19 |
12 |
1286 |
He came in running a fever of 375 degrees for 7 to 10 minutes. |
1.3909 |
0.05790 |
110 |
74 |
29 |
7 |
1287 |
They're going to run a taste test. |
1.3909 |
0.05790 |
110 |
74 |
29 |
7 |
1288 |
And here we have a cute case of gingervitis... |
1.3909 |
0.06207 |
110 |
77 |
23 |
10 |
1289 |
I am sorry to say, you just can't run away from this. |
1.3909 |
0.06340 |
110 |
78 |
21 |
11 |
1290 |
He suddenly just snapped. |
1.3909 |
0.05790 |
110 |
74 |
29 |
7 |
1291 |
The patient reports remembering nothing before the holidays. |
1.3909 |
0.05494 |
110 |
72 |
33 |
5 |
1292 |
I am sorry but our tests show you may contain nuts. |
1.3909 |
0.05932 |
110 |
75 |
27 |
8 |
1293 |
My mistake, but they said they're the ones who made you, so I assumed they were family. |
1.3909 |
0.06207 |
110 |
77 |
23 |
10 |
1294 |
So you feel crumby? |
1.3909 |
0.05932 |
110 |
75 |
27 |
8 |
1295 |
We're pleased with your progress so far, but we need to treat you gingerly. |
1.3909 |
0.05790 |
110 |
74 |
29 |
7 |
1296 |
You will once again be able to run, run, as fast as you can. |
1.3909 |
0.05790 |
110 |
74 |
29 |
7 |
1297 |
I would run if I were you. |
1.3909 |
0.06207 |
110 |
77 |
23 |
10 |
1298 |
Mayo Clinic deferred to this team of experts from Frosting Clinic. |
1.3909 |
0.06207 |
110 |
77 |
23 |
10 |
1299 |
I'm afraid you have to cut out sugar and starch. |
1.3909 |
0.06071 |
110 |
76 |
25 |
9 |
1300 |
The good news, your sugar levels are back to normal. The bad news... |
1.3909 |
0.06340 |
110 |
78 |
21 |
11 |
1301 |
I'm afraid your heart rate is slower than molasses. |
1.3909 |
0.05644 |
110 |
73 |
31 |
6 |
1302 |
Congratulations, you're gluten free! |
1.3909 |
0.05644 |
110 |
73 |
31 |
6 |
1303 |
You're tests are back. Good news. No diabetes. Just a spoonful of sugar. |
1.3909 |
0.06071 |
110 |
76 |
25 |
9 |
1304 |
The good news is we've found a surgical team for your gender reassignment... |
1.3909 |
0.05932 |
110 |
75 |
27 |
8 |
1305 |
The good news is that we were able to reattach your leg with icing; the bad news is that you will no longer be able to run, run as fast as you can. |
1.3898 |
0.05387 |
118 |
78 |
34 |
6 |
1306 |
Mr. Ginger, it's time to meet your makers. |
1.3898 |
0.06141 |
118 |
84 |
22 |
12 |
1307 |
They think your story is half-baked. |
1.3898 |
0.05520 |
118 |
79 |
32 |
7 |
1308 |
My colleagues and I are prescribing 15 minutes at 300 degrees. |
1.3894 |
0.05683 |
113 |
76 |
30 |
7 |
1309 |
Lipids stable, sugar slightly elevated, otherwise you're delicious. |
1.3894 |
0.05683 |
113 |
76 |
30 |
7 |
1310 |
You should have seen his house! |
1.3894 |
0.05542 |
113 |
75 |
32 |
6 |
1311 |
My colleagues are interested in your stance concerning organ donation. |
1.3894 |
0.05683 |
113 |
76 |
30 |
7 |
1312 |
Your tests show trace amounts of nutmeg. I'm afraid you're savory. |
1.3894 |
0.05820 |
113 |
77 |
28 |
8 |
1313 |
I understand your concerns, but we really need these taste tests to be sure. |
1.3894 |
0.05683 |
113 |
76 |
30 |
7 |
1314 |
he says he feels crummy |
1.3889 |
0.06422 |
108 |
77 |
20 |
11 |
1315 |
In some ways, yes, very similar to organ donation |
1.3889 |
0.06422 |
108 |
77 |
20 |
11 |
1316 |
We can extend your shelf life, but you might find the side effects distasteful. |
1.3889 |
0.05556 |
108 |
71 |
32 |
5 |
1317 |
The bad news is you're allergic to dairy and flour. |
1.3889 |
0.06005 |
108 |
74 |
26 |
8 |
1318 |
Am I correct that your remains are to be cremated at 375 degrees for 10-12 minutes? |
1.3889 |
0.06147 |
108 |
75 |
24 |
9 |
1319 |
They’re here to remove your gluten. |
1.3884 |
0.05551 |
121 |
82 |
31 |
8 |
1320 |
Your problem is you're just half-baked. |
1.3884 |
0.05794 |
121 |
84 |
27 |
10 |
1321 |
We’re sorry to bring bad news, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3883 |
0.06206 |
103 |
71 |
24 |
8 |
1322 |
The biopsy indicates you're overcooked. |
1.3879 |
0.05713 |
116 |
79 |
29 |
8 |
1323 |
Get me a glass of milk and I'll be ready to begin testing. |
1.3874 |
0.05748 |
111 |
75 |
29 |
7 |
1324 |
I assure you this isn’t some half-baked new procedure. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1325 |
He said he was feeling crummy. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1326 |
We won't be using a gurney, but we do have an oversized cookie sheet. |
1.3874 |
0.05748 |
111 |
75 |
29 |
7 |
1327 |
Unfortunately, we do not know the Muffin Man. |
1.3868 |
0.05930 |
106 |
72 |
27 |
7 |
1328 |
Your left knee is a little chewed up, but that can be treated with a bit of icing. |
1.3866 |
0.05860 |
119 |
83 |
26 |
10 |
1329 |
Frankly, it's a miracle you survived the season. |
1.3866 |
0.06098 |
119 |
85 |
22 |
12 |
1330 |
Oh them? They all volunteered to test your samples. |
1.3861 |
0.05965 |
101 |
68 |
27 |
6 |
1331 |
Well, if you roll it and pat it and mark it with a ‘B’ as often as you do, of course it’s going to get infected. |
1.3860 |
0.06293 |
114 |
82 |
20 |
12 |
1332 |
You have run away from a little old woman. You have run away from a little old man. But you can’t run away from this. You need a hip replacement. |
1.3853 |
0.05516 |
109 |
72 |
32 |
5 |
1333 |
It's like he's crumbling right before our eyes. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1334 |
I’m sorry, but we were unable to remove all of the gluten. |
1.3853 |
0.06505 |
109 |
79 |
18 |
12 |
1335 |
We have you scheduled for coffee break tomorrow morning. |
1.3853 |
0.05816 |
109 |
74 |
28 |
7 |
1336 |
As we suspected, the tests confirm you have gingerbitis. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1337 |
We removed the tumor. It was delicious. |
1.3853 |
0.05516 |
109 |
72 |
32 |
5 |
1338 |
Good news is you responded well to 350° for 10 minutes. Bad news is we can now put you on Saturdays dessert menu. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1339 |
We project you'll lose your left arm and right leg - unfortunately that's the way the cookie crumbles |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1340 |
You may have a yeast infection. Do you mind if my colleagues take some samples? |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1341 |
Now this is a good example of a half-baked treatment. |
1.3846 |
0.06158 |
104 |
72 |
24 |
8 |
1342 |
This man is a medical mystery. He’s been beaten, whisked, egged, flattened, plopped, pressed, rolled, cut, wrapped in plastic, cooled, and even heated to extreme temperatures. And we can’t find a thing wrong with him. |
1.3839 |
0.06115 |
112 |
79 |
23 |
10 |
1343 |
His brown sugar levels are too high. |
1.3839 |
0.05982 |
112 |
78 |
25 |
9 |
1344 |
My colleagues want to run some taste tests. |
1.3838 |
0.06374 |
99 |
69 |
22 |
8 |
1345 |
We're concerned about your blood sugar levels. |
1.3838 |
0.06042 |
99 |
67 |
26 |
6 |
1346 |
So if you don't make it, would you be willing to donate your body to Nabisco? |
1.3833 |
0.05574 |
120 |
82 |
30 |
8 |
1347 |
Run, run, fast as you can, yes, but next year, get a flu shot. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
1348 |
We've got the lab results. Your outlook is crummy. |
1.3832 |
0.05578 |
107 |
71 |
31 |
5 |
1349 |
And we added in a free rhinoplasty... call it icing off the cake. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
1350 |
They assure me your blood sugar level actually should be off the charts. |
1.3832 |
0.05252 |
107 |
69 |
35 |
3 |
1351 |
Let’s ice it for now |
1.3832 |
0.05578 |
107 |
71 |
31 |
5 |
1352 |
We need more tastes, I mean tests. |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
1353 |
The bad news is, you've suffered second-degree burns over 90 percent of your body. The good news is, it's nothing our specialists can't fix with a little icing. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
1354 |
Do you know the muffin man ? |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1355 |
The only thing your insurance will cover is icing it. |
1.3832 |
0.05578 |
107 |
71 |
31 |
5 |
1356 |
His vital signs are stable but his caloric count is a recipe for disaster. |
1.3830 |
0.06782 |
94 |
67 |
18 |
9 |
1357 |
Gingivitis |
1.3830 |
0.06611 |
94 |
66 |
20 |
8 |
1358 |
It's just a sprain. A little icing and you'll be good as new. |
1.3824 |
0.06080 |
102 |
70 |
25 |
7 |
1359 |
You had a 350 degree fever, but you're all better now. |
1.3818 |
0.06325 |
110 |
79 |
20 |
11 |
1360 |
Well, we caught him. Now what? |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1361 |
I can assure you this is the best vanilla extract team in the country. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1362 |
During the procedure we'll just be taking a little bite. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1363 |
We wholeheartedly recommend you stay away from milk. |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1364 |
A few more minutes and he would have been too crisp to sit upright. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1365 |
The procedure was a success. You're now gluten-free. |
1.3810 |
0.05642 |
105 |
70 |
30 |
5 |
1366 |
The good news is you're gluten free. The bad news is you're allergic to ginger. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1367 |
I'm afraid an amputation will be necessary. Who wants the first bite? |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1368 |
The team here at Baker's Memorial admit no liability regarding your gender neutral baking outcome. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1369 |
There were some complications during the icing process ... |
1.3810 |
0.05642 |
105 |
70 |
30 |
5 |
1370 |
It is our consensus that you are under baked. |
1.3810 |
0.05477 |
105 |
69 |
32 |
4 |
1371 |
Great news! We found a donor with your buttercream type. |
1.3810 |
0.05642 |
105 |
70 |
30 |
5 |
1372 |
Well, a yeast infection seems out of the question. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1373 |
Unfortunately, the house was not built to code. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1374 |
So, how much ginger did you eat? |
1.3810 |
0.05477 |
105 |
69 |
32 |
4 |
1375 |
My colleagues are going to bake you a cake as fast as they can. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1376 |
The tests indicate that your sugar level is too high. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1377 |
The patient can be difficult, but deep down he's really sweet. |
1.3810 |
0.05308 |
105 |
68 |
34 |
3 |
1378 |
Well, now that we've baked in a new knee, you will be back to running in no time. |
1.3810 |
0.05642 |
105 |
70 |
30 |
5 |
1379 |
In a few moments, we will begin preheating the exam room. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1380 |
We’ve identified the source of the problem: too many cooks in the kitchen. |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1381 |
You've got a bun in the oven. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1382 |
Acute burning sensations are pretty normal for a man like you. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1383 |
Stiff joints are pretty common after coming out of tupperware. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1384 |
And here, my dear colleagues, is an extreme case of Gingervitis... |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1385 |
Welcome to Cordon Bleu Cross Bleu Shield Hospital. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1386 |
As you can see here on the X-Ray, that's the way the cookie crumbled |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1387 |
Your brown sugar count was low. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1388 |
Well done. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1389 |
Family history please. When was your mother eaten? |
1.3810 |
0.05642 |
105 |
70 |
30 |
5 |
1390 |
It's the worst case of ginger-vitis we've ever seen. |
1.3810 |
0.06682 |
105 |
77 |
16 |
12 |
1391 |
We were wrong, you're not toast |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1392 |
I regret to tell you that your insurance coverage stopped after 20 minutes at 350 degrees. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1393 |
Oh, snap! |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1394 |
You've got a bun in the oven. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1395 |
I've assembled a team from the finest kitchens in the world and they assure me this case should be a snap. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1396 |
We're handing your case over to the kitchen staff. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1397 |
We plan to treat him gingerly. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1398 |
Sir, I've brought in some specialists to help with the diagnosis |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1399 |
Your brown sugar levels are through the roof. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1400 |
350 degrees for 10 minutes with a glass of milk, and you'll be perfect. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1401 |
The test results show that you are hypertensive. And delicious! |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1402 |
First of all, it is never appropriate to refer to a patient as “Cookie." |
1.3810 |
0.05642 |
105 |
70 |
30 |
5 |
1403 |
The procedure was successful, you can now bend at the waist. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1404 |
You had an intense 375 degree fever for 15 minutes but we were able to bring your temperature down. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1405 |
You had a temperature of 400°. It should have been 350°. |
1.3810 |
0.05477 |
105 |
69 |
32 |
4 |
1406 |
Unfortunately, with your insurance, the best we can do is a microwave. |
1.3810 |
0.05642 |
105 |
70 |
30 |
5 |
1407 |
They all claim to be your father or mother. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1408 |
We've brought in a team of specialists ... |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1409 |
Great news. You're gluten-free! |
1.3796 |
0.06131 |
108 |
76 |
23 |
9 |
1410 |
This is going to be hard to hear. Your recipe didn't call for ears. |
1.3796 |
0.06270 |
108 |
77 |
21 |
10 |
1411 |
This is the most aggressive case of gingivitis I’ve ever seen. |
1.3796 |
0.06672 |
108 |
80 |
15 |
13 |
1412 |
It's pretty much a cookie-cutter operation. |
1.3796 |
0.06270 |
108 |
77 |
21 |
10 |
1413 |
Our diagnosis will require some further tasting ... oops, testing. |
1.3786 |
0.06489 |
103 |
74 |
19 |
10 |
1414 |
"You're here because your ginger snapped." Shelley Rodgers Alexandria, VA |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
1415 |
Your Blood Pressure is fine but Sugar Count is really elevated. |
1.3786 |
0.05873 |
103 |
70 |
27 |
6 |
1416 |
In your case I decided to consult with a few specialists. |
1.3786 |
0.05873 |
103 |
70 |
27 |
6 |
1417 |
Your medical team is stumped on the diagnosis, so we've called in our kitchen staff to give it a try. |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
1418 |
We'll start the amputations with your left foot. |
1.3786 |
0.05184 |
103 |
66 |
35 |
2 |
1419 |
Transgender? I thought you said that you were trans-ginger. |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
1420 |
The tests indicate a yeast infection. Rise and go. |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
1421 |
We may have bitten off more than we can chew. |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
1422 |
It appears you had really high sugar. |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
1423 |
We'll need a sample. Would you prefer left arm or right arm? |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
1424 |
Well for one, your gluten levels are off the charts! |
1.3786 |
0.05873 |
103 |
70 |
27 |
6 |
1425 |
Sorry for referring to you on your chart as “some cookie”. |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
1426 |
Treat gingerly and plenty of bread rest before he can rise. |
1.3786 |
0.05873 |
103 |
70 |
27 |
6 |
1427 |
Well, we've ruled out a yeast injection... |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
1428 |
We find no cookie cutter answer for your condition. |
1.3786 |
0.05873 |
103 |
70 |
27 |
6 |
1429 |
Sorry Sir, but your insurance won't give us the dough to cover the procedure. |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
1430 |
I'm afraid the diagnosis is that you are half-baked. |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
1431 |
Surgery was successful. You are now gluten free. |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
1432 |
Now, in these types of dissections, I generally begin by removing a hand or foot, but when I was a much younger surgeon, I would start by aggressively taking off the whole head. |
1.3786 |
0.05539 |
103 |
68 |
31 |
4 |
1433 |
We’re pleased to report that the operation was successful and you are now a Gingerbread Woman! |
1.3786 |
0.05708 |
103 |
69 |
29 |
5 |
1434 |
We’re not sure how, but it appears his ginger snapped. |
1.3786 |
0.06489 |
103 |
74 |
19 |
10 |
1435 |
You can’t catch measles. You’re the gingerbread man. |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
1436 |
We'll have you up and running away as fast as you can in no time. |
1.3786 |
0.05873 |
103 |
70 |
27 |
6 |
1437 |
Let's start with when you were just a piece of dough. |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
1438 |
The bakers are here to make you anatomically correct |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
1439 |
Sure, he smells great. But two minutes more, and we'd all be looking at him in the burn victims unit. |
1.3786 |
0.05708 |
103 |
69 |
29 |
5 |
1440 |
You OD'd on baking soda. |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
1441 |
All scans and workups so far remain inconclusive, so I brought in a new team to try a taste test. |
1.3786 |
0.05708 |
103 |
69 |
29 |
5 |
1442 |
Can too catch you. |
1.3784 |
0.06010 |
111 |
78 |
24 |
9 |
1443 |
While somewhat unorthodox, I've asked a number of local bakers to consult on your condition. |
1.3776 |
0.06570 |
98 |
70 |
19 |
9 |
1444 |
How did you feel when you came out of the oven? |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
1445 |
Our diagnosis is that you're delicious. |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
1446 |
It's clear that we need to get your temperature back up to 350 degrees. |
1.3774 |
0.05758 |
106 |
72 |
28 |
6 |
1447 |
We'll begin the taste test as soon as he goes under. |
1.3774 |
0.05600 |
106 |
71 |
30 |
5 |
1448 |
Mr. Cookie, your insurance refused to cover treatment for your high blood sugar level -- a pre-existing condition. |
1.3774 |
0.05758 |
106 |
72 |
28 |
6 |
1449 |
The good news is, you're delicious. |
1.3774 |
0.05437 |
106 |
70 |
32 |
4 |
1450 |
Looks like a case of edible complex. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
1451 |
You should stop running as fast as you can. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
1452 |
I know, I know. You run, run as fast as you can. But with all that sugar and cholesterol in your system you were bound to end up here.” |
1.3774 |
0.05758 |
106 |
72 |
28 |
6 |
1453 |
Like many residents of Candyland, it seems that you've developed diabetes. |
1.3763 |
0.06099 |
93 |
63 |
25 |
5 |
1454 |
Diabetes finally caught him. |
1.3762 |
0.05946 |
101 |
69 |
26 |
6 |
1455 |
Initial test results indicate that he is not running as fast as he can. |
1.3762 |
0.06110 |
101 |
70 |
24 |
7 |
1456 |
We suggest you move about very gingerly at first. |
1.3761 |
0.06084 |
109 |
77 |
23 |
9 |
1457 |
We're sure you'll be happy to know that your gluten is in remission. |
1.3761 |
0.05798 |
109 |
75 |
27 |
7 |
1458 |
I'm afraid I can't sugar coat this... |
1.3761 |
0.05798 |
109 |
75 |
27 |
7 |
1459 |
They want you iced. |
1.3761 |
0.05650 |
109 |
74 |
29 |
6 |
1460 |
We've all concurred, and are quite sure you have a yeast infection. |
1.3761 |
0.05650 |
109 |
74 |
29 |
6 |
1461 |
I'm afraid even you can't outrun diabetes. |
1.3761 |
0.05498 |
109 |
73 |
31 |
5 |
1462 |
The patient is male, approximately 45 minutes old, and presents with a fear of people trying to catch him. |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1463 |
His sugar levels are way too high. |
1.3750 |
0.06436 |
104 |
75 |
19 |
10 |
1464 |
My colleagues all agree: orange skin - check; gooey eyes - check; cherry button tie - check. But smarter than a fox? I’m sorry Mr President… |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1465 |
“We hear you are thinking about becoming transgingered”. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1466 |
This is not your typical "cookie cutter" case. |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1467 |
No, it won’t be as hot and painful as when you were born. |
1.3750 |
0.05665 |
104 |
70 |
29 |
5 |
1468 |
The good news is you're gluten-free! |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1469 |
This team of the world's leading experts on your condition has offered their unanimous recommendation of a 350-degree oven for 12 to 18 minutes. |
1.3750 |
0.05498 |
104 |
69 |
31 |
4 |
1470 |
Your scans reveal a soft center, crisp edges, and a high amount of spice. |
1.3750 |
0.05325 |
104 |
68 |
33 |
3 |
1471 |
This is not your basic cookie cutter operation - we'll treat this one more gingerly. |
1.3750 |
0.06436 |
104 |
75 |
19 |
10 |
1472 |
You have to cut down on your carbs. |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1473 |
We’re sorry...the icing was not a match. |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1474 |
He's in to get his gluten removed. |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1475 |
Interesting case. We never thought he'd make it past Christmas... |
1.3750 |
0.05827 |
104 |
71 |
27 |
6 |
1476 |
The paternity test results came back--definitely the Pillsbury doughboy. |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1477 |
The good news: you're no longer gender specific AND you're now gluten free. |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1478 |
Patient is an edible man and presents with a soft center, crisp on the edges, perfectly spiced. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1479 |
The paramedics found him in a 575 degree oven on an ungreased sheet. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1480 |
Unfortunately, you will no longer be able to run as fast as you can. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1481 |
Go easy on the ginger and you'll be fine. |
1.3750 |
0.05827 |
104 |
71 |
27 |
6 |
1482 |
Yes, it's a sore knee! We'll try icing it for a few days! |
1.3738 |
0.06161 |
107 |
76 |
22 |
9 |
1483 |
He’s looking awfully pastry. |
1.3737 |
0.06354 |
99 |
70 |
21 |
8 |
1484 |
This is the worst case of gingivitis we have ever seen. |
1.3727 |
0.06038 |
110 |
78 |
23 |
9 |
1485 |
Surprisingly, we cannot take the cookie-cutter approach to your case. |
1.3727 |
0.05756 |
110 |
76 |
27 |
7 |
1486 |
Your new liver should be done in around 45 minutes. |
1.3727 |
0.06038 |
110 |
78 |
23 |
9 |
1487 |
First, we'll be preheating the operating room to 350 degrees. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1488 |
We recommend another two minutes at 350 degrees, but it's up to you. |
1.3725 |
0.05560 |
102 |
68 |
30 |
4 |
1489 |
I recommend rest--and icing. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1490 |
Don’t worry Mr. Brown, the Candyman can. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1491 |
Mind if we take an x-ray? Seems my spatula has gone missing after your surgery. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1492 |
Well the oven didn’t bring his color back. Let’s try the microwave |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1493 |
They've ruled out measles but recommend a biopsy--actually, five biopsies. |
1.3725 |
0.06524 |
102 |
74 |
18 |
10 |
1494 |
They are all experts in Culinary Medicine. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1495 |
He says he wants to be a Spice Girl |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1496 |
And now about that yeast infection. |
1.3725 |
0.05560 |
102 |
68 |
30 |
4 |
1497 |
We promise to treat you gingerly. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1498 |
His only symptom is that he's as slow as molasses. |
1.3725 |
0.05560 |
102 |
68 |
30 |
4 |
1499 |
I assure you the operation will be a piece of cake. |
1.3725 |
0.05732 |
102 |
69 |
28 |
5 |
1500 |
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOLLECTION AT ALL OF BEING THROWN INTO A HOT OVEN? |
1.3725 |
0.05732 |
102 |
69 |
28 |
5 |
1501 |
We need to treat him very gingerly... |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1502 |
Your results are in. There's nothing to worry about. You are perfectly edible. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1503 |
You need to understand that some of your patients will be burn victims. |
1.3725 |
0.05382 |
102 |
67 |
32 |
3 |
1504 |
Of course, all of this could have been avoided, had you not been so averse to taking preservatives. |
1.3725 |
0.05382 |
102 |
67 |
32 |
3 |
1505 |
The operation should be done in 7 to 10 minutes. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1506 |
Before surgery, I want to remind you the donor form is completely voluntary. |
1.3725 |
0.05560 |
102 |
68 |
30 |
4 |
1507 |
Don't worry, we're not going to bite your head off! Just a few tests... |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1508 |
There are some things you just can't outrun. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1509 |
I'm afraid it's a yeast infection. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1510 |
Congratulations! Your lab results show you’re 100% gluten-free. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1511 |
The taste tests all came back “delicious”! |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1512 |
The results are in, and we're happy to report that you are gluten free. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1513 |
The good news is that you are recovering nicely from the assault by Mr. Fox. Unfortunately, with P.S. 128’s third grade class coming to tour the hospital, your life expectancy is roughly 87 minutes. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1514 |
The surgery was a success! You're officially Trans-ginger. |
1.3725 |
0.06671 |
102 |
75 |
16 |
11 |
1515 |
Admittedly, our first diagnosis was a little half-baked. |
1.3725 |
0.05560 |
102 |
68 |
30 |
4 |
1516 |
When we find a matching milk donor, we can proceed. |
1.3725 |
0.05382 |
102 |
67 |
32 |
3 |
1517 |
But if anything should go wrong, we ask that you consider leaving your body to culinary science. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1518 |
You should see what we did to the Nutcracker. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1519 |
You're going to be 'OK.' They say the fire started when a candle got too close to the gum drop chimney. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1520 |
Here we have a typical case of a high sugar diet. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1521 |
With any luck, when you wake up your feet will be facing sideways. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1522 |
As suspected, its gingivitis. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1523 |
You passed the cognitive test but don’t be surprised if the press wants to bite your head off. |
1.3725 |
0.05732 |
102 |
69 |
28 |
5 |
1524 |
His chart says he self identifies as a "Pumpkin Spice" man, and his pronouns are he, his and him. Yes, she's a transginger. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1525 |
Too much ginger. Not enough snap. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1526 |
No doubt about it, the Pillsbury Dough Boy gave him a yeast infection. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1527 |
It's simple really; a cookie cutter operation. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1528 |
He's running a temperature of 350 degrees. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1529 |
Turns out it is dyslexia. Chef Otto read "Bake 375 minutes at 10 degrees". |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1530 |
3rd degree burns from a holiday bake-off. |
1.3723 |
0.06047 |
94 |
64 |
25 |
5 |
1531 |
Once you recover from knee surgery, you can run, run as fast as you can! |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
1532 |
His tests show he's low on cinnamon |
1.3714 |
0.05783 |
105 |
72 |
27 |
6 |
1533 |
Patient is presenting with a yeast infection and fatigue upon rising. |
1.3714 |
0.06527 |
105 |
77 |
17 |
11 |
1534 |
Sorry, but that’s how the cookie crumbles. |
1.3714 |
0.05939 |
105 |
73 |
25 |
7 |
1535 |
They'd like to know if you'll consent to be a donor. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
1536 |
We have no idea why you taste like ravioli. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
1537 |
We've received your test results, and four out of five chefs agree that you look delicious. |
1.3714 |
0.05622 |
105 |
71 |
29 |
5 |
1538 |
We are sorry to inform you but our tests indicate you are stale. |
1.3700 |
0.05972 |
100 |
69 |
25 |
6 |
1539 |
This is one sick cookie! |
1.3700 |
0.06460 |
100 |
72 |
19 |
9 |
1540 |
Okay, we’ll run, run the tests as fast as we can. |
1.3700 |
0.05972 |
100 |
69 |
25 |
6 |
1541 |
Our tests indicate you'll rise soon. |
1.3700 |
0.05972 |
100 |
69 |
25 |
6 |
1542 |
We stand by our diagnosis. You’re half baked. |
1.3700 |
0.06139 |
100 |
70 |
23 |
7 |
1543 |
We are going to administer a milk IV... and then come back and check on you about lunchtime. |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
1544 |
Good news- we got the tumor. Bad news- we left in a spatula. |
1.3689 |
0.06470 |
103 |
75 |
18 |
10 |
1545 |
Sorry to wake you, Mr. Ginger, but we’ll need you to provide a few more samples. |
1.3689 |
0.06321 |
103 |
74 |
20 |
9 |
1546 |
The butchers and candlestick makers send their regards. |
1.3689 |
0.06321 |
103 |
74 |
20 |
9 |
1547 |
Your baking soda level seems high. |
1.3689 |
0.05852 |
103 |
71 |
26 |
6 |
1548 |
His blood sugar is off the chart. |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
1549 |
Your MRI results reveal you're yummy. |
1.3689 |
0.05852 |
103 |
71 |
26 |
6 |
1550 |
Twenty more minutes at 400 F and you will be fine. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
1551 |
Their theory is that an injection of yeast can get a rise out of you. |
1.3689 |
0.06470 |
103 |
75 |
18 |
10 |
1552 |
Your blood sugar levels are delicious. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
1553 |
So the insurance provider said, "No coverage." I'm afraid that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3689 |
0.05852 |
103 |
71 |
26 |
6 |
1554 |
Well, we've ruled out a yeast injection... |
1.3679 |
0.06190 |
106 |
76 |
21 |
9 |
1555 |
They believe the reason you're so lethargic is that they put in a bit too much molasses. |
1.3679 |
0.05893 |
106 |
74 |
25 |
7 |
1556 |
Now that the holidays are over, his life-expectancy has increased dramatically. |
1.3679 |
0.05738 |
106 |
73 |
27 |
6 |
1557 |
Good news -- we've found a suitable raisin transplant. The bad news is we have to get your sugar level under control first. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1558 |
According to our hospital's standard of care, we normally remove the legs first, then the arms. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1559 |
Good news, no one's going to eat you. Bad news, you're critically stale. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1560 |
Don't worry, we have the best raisin transplant team in the nation. |
1.3673 |
0.05690 |
98 |
66 |
28 |
4 |
1561 |
This is typical of graham positive infection. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1562 |
Cut back on the sweets, and run, run as fast as you can. |
1.3673 |
0.05690 |
98 |
66 |
28 |
4 |
1563 |
Actually, I wish we had more patients like you. |
1.3673 |
0.05872 |
98 |
67 |
26 |
5 |
1564 |
Do you have a family history of baking powder abuse? |
1.3673 |
0.06708 |
98 |
72 |
16 |
10 |
1565 |
It's a simple case of old age. It's February and not only are you out of season but your stale and chewy. |
1.3673 |
0.05872 |
98 |
67 |
26 |
5 |
1566 |
OK. We want you to get up and run, run as fast as you can. |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1567 |
We're going to have to run a series of taste tests. |
1.3673 |
0.05872 |
98 |
67 |
26 |
5 |
1568 |
Avoid running as fast as you can and call us in the morning. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1569 |
The good news is the operation was a success. The bad news is they sent you to catering instead of surgery. |
1.3673 |
0.05872 |
98 |
67 |
26 |
5 |
1570 |
I'm afraid we'll have to remove your gluten. |
1.3667 |
0.06601 |
90 |
64 |
19 |
7 |
1571 |
We'll have to treat him gingerly |
1.3663 |
0.05924 |
101 |
70 |
25 |
6 |
1572 |
I'm not going to sugar coat it. Your prognosis is crummy, so we're going to be moving you to the dessert cart. |
1.3663 |
0.05580 |
101 |
68 |
29 |
4 |
1573 |
Your sugar levels are high and you'll need a button bypass. |
1.3663 |
0.05924 |
101 |
70 |
25 |
6 |
1574 |
Good news with a little physical therapy you should again be able to run, run as fast as you can. |
1.3663 |
0.06089 |
101 |
71 |
23 |
7 |
1575 |
My colleagues and I agree that your cinnamon levels are much to high. |
1.3663 |
0.05755 |
101 |
69 |
27 |
5 |
1576 |
The bad news is you have ginger deficiency. The good news is you can donate your crumbs to save dozens of desserts. |
1.3663 |
0.06406 |
101 |
73 |
19 |
9 |
1577 |
We're going to have to postpone your addadicktome surgery. Somebody bit off more than they could chew! |
1.3656 |
0.06074 |
93 |
64 |
24 |
5 |
1578 |
We think you're going to like what we did with your private parts! |
1.3656 |
0.06074 |
93 |
64 |
24 |
5 |
1579 |
Don't worry, they're just gonna take a few samples. |
1.3654 |
0.06120 |
104 |
74 |
22 |
8 |
1580 |
I recommend a molasses drip, stat. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1581 |
This patient has been diagnosed with a severe case of gingervitis. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1582 |
He has a temperature of 350 degrees! |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1583 |
Our team of specialists agrees that 8 more minutes at 350 degrees will cure what ails you. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1584 |
Run away, run away, as fast as you can. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1585 |
Sorry but you have no medical coverage. Betty Crocker and Duncan Hines have both dropped out of healthcare.gov |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1586 |
So far, all of our solutions to your gluten allergy are half-baked. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1587 |
Looks like a third degree burn, but only on the bottom. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1588 |
The consensus is, you need to go back in the oven for a few more minutes. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1589 |
The good news is that you are not diabetic--we found no blood in your sugar |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1590 |
He's presenting with a severe case of gingervitis. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1591 |
Indications are that you can now lead a normal life, just avoid your friends when they're hungry. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1592 |
The experts agree. Your sugar levels are off the charts! |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1593 |
Our Specialists agree that you will probably snap out of it |
1.3646 |
0.06642 |
96 |
70 |
17 |
9 |
1594 |
"I'll discharge you if you insist, but I must advise you not to run as fast as you can for at least a couple of weeks. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1595 |
The tests came back and we’re happy to say you’re gluten-free! |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1596 |
We realize you are only half baked, Mr. Gingerbread, but your insurance plan does not cover the complete baking procedure. |
1.3646 |
0.06642 |
96 |
70 |
17 |
9 |
1597 |
There's nothing we can do for him. He's done. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1598 |
The X-ray confirms it's a bite. |
1.3646 |
0.06806 |
96 |
71 |
15 |
10 |
1599 |
Congratulations the Re-bake went well your officially a Gingerbread women. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1600 |
Um, guys, his chart says GENDER reassignment. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1601 |
It's not a glandular problem. There were just too many cooks. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1602 |
Running too fast has caught up with you. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1603 |
And if you don't follow these recommendations, well, that's how the cookie crumbles. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1604 |
Are you a donor? |
1.3646 |
0.05758 |
96 |
65 |
27 |
4 |
1605 |
The time has come for you to meet your maker. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1606 |
His sugar level is off the charts! |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1607 |
I am very sorry Mr. Breadman but it wasn't clear in your notes that "Becoming Ginger Breadman" meant a gender confirmation procedure. |
1.3646 |
0.06642 |
96 |
70 |
17 |
9 |
1608 |
Yes, that's right, we'll need to take a bite to check your blood sugar. |
1.3646 |
0.05758 |
96 |
65 |
27 |
4 |
1609 |
We’re going to try icing the injury. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1610 |
And, how long has this yeast infection been bothering you? |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1611 |
I have consulted with my colleagues. Looks like we need to remove your gluten. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1612 |
Now here's a serious yeast infection. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1613 |
You're going to be fine. The rest of your family, I'm afraid, were delicious. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1614 |
He wants to be Ginger Rogers. |
1.3646 |
0.06642 |
96 |
70 |
17 |
9 |
1615 |
Sorry, the news is not good. There were just too many cooks in the kitchen. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1616 |
By this time tomorrow you will have a big smile on your face and will no longer be referred to as the Gingerbread Man! |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1617 |
Congratulations! You've been upgraded from junk food to health bar. |
1.3646 |
0.05758 |
96 |
65 |
27 |
4 |
1618 |
Your temperature is 325. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1619 |
After extensive testing, we have reached a half baked diagnosis. |
1.3646 |
0.06806 |
96 |
71 |
15 |
10 |
1620 |
Rather, I would say fat, sugar, and running after years of inactivity finally caught you. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1621 |
For diagnostic purposes, we need your permission to take some samples. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1622 |
I've bought a few colleagues to ta.., er, examine you. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1623 |
The good news, you're a culinary marvel. The bad news, immigration is outside, and they skipped their lunch. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1624 |
I'm afraid he is just one of a bigger batch that was admitted last night. |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
1625 |
I advise that we proceed most gingerly . . . . |
1.3636 |
0.05824 |
99 |
68 |
26 |
5 |
1626 |
Well done. |
1.3636 |
0.05824 |
99 |
68 |
26 |
5 |
1627 |
Your sugar is a little high. |
1.3636 |
0.06804 |
99 |
74 |
14 |
11 |
1628 |
He’ll survive. He’s one tough cookie. |
1.3636 |
0.06168 |
99 |
70 |
22 |
7 |
1629 |
'I'm afraid the only possible donor is your house' |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
1630 |
We think you're missing an ingredient |
1.3636 |
0.05644 |
99 |
67 |
28 |
4 |
1631 |
The results of your DNA test were delicious, but inconclusive, so we’d like to run a tasting panel. |
1.3636 |
0.05824 |
99 |
68 |
26 |
5 |
1632 |
Sugar's a bit low, but at least you're not in the burn unit. |
1.3626 |
0.07249 |
91 |
69 |
11 |
11 |
1633 |
We've run some tests, and your blood sugar level is 3/4 a cup. |
1.3619 |
0.06071 |
105 |
75 |
22 |
8 |
1634 |
Your insurance doesn't cover transginger surgery. |
1.3617 |
0.06391 |
94 |
67 |
20 |
7 |
1635 |
That's how the cookie crumbles. |
1.3617 |
0.06022 |
94 |
65 |
24 |
5 |
1636 |
I thought I told you to avoid gluten. |
1.3617 |
0.06209 |
94 |
66 |
22 |
6 |
1637 |
Our team of specialists are confident we can get those blood sugar numbers down |
1.3617 |
0.06022 |
94 |
65 |
24 |
5 |
1638 |
Oh, and there's a Mr. Fox wishing to see you. |
1.3617 |
0.06907 |
94 |
70 |
14 |
10 |
1639 |
Your temperature is 350 f, that's perfectly normal |
1.3617 |
0.05829 |
94 |
64 |
26 |
4 |
1640 |
Your cookie transition surgery was a success - good luck , Ginger. |
1.3617 |
0.06022 |
94 |
65 |
24 |
5 |
1641 |
We've discovered a history of gluten in your family. |
1.3617 |
0.06209 |
94 |
66 |
22 |
6 |
1642 |
THE FIRST GINGERBREAD WOMAN "You have nothing to worry about, it's just a different shape cutter". |
1.3617 |
0.05629 |
94 |
63 |
28 |
3 |
1643 |
Good news! We found a compatible doughner! |
1.3617 |
0.06022 |
94 |
65 |
24 |
5 |
1644 |
We hear you'd like to discuss ginger reassignment surgery? |
1.3617 |
0.06391 |
94 |
67 |
20 |
7 |
1645 |
The good thing is, it's just a gluten allergy. The bad news... |
1.3617 |
0.06391 |
94 |
67 |
20 |
7 |
1646 |
The specialists all agree ... you look crummy! |
1.3617 |
0.05829 |
94 |
64 |
26 |
4 |
1647 |
They were listed as your emergency contacts under "parents". |
1.3617 |
0.05829 |
94 |
64 |
26 |
4 |
1648 |
He's stale from the gum drop down... We will have to amputate. |
1.3617 |
0.06391 |
94 |
67 |
20 |
7 |
1649 |
Your genetics test confirmed that you are 50% butter. |
1.3617 |
0.05829 |
94 |
64 |
26 |
4 |
1650 |
You were stuck to the pan for nine hours. We were able to remove most of you, but we lost the icing. |
1.3617 |
0.06022 |
94 |
65 |
24 |
5 |
1651 |
Oh yeah, he's done. |
1.3617 |
0.05829 |
94 |
64 |
26 |
4 |
1652 |
It's nothing to worry about. He's just a little overdone. |
1.3617 |
0.05829 |
94 |
64 |
26 |
4 |
1653 |
I'll try to give the news as gingerly as possible. |
1.3614 |
0.07187 |
83 |
61 |
14 |
8 |
1654 |
Martha Stewart is in surgery with a premature Baked Alaska. But I've brought in America's Test Kitchen. |
1.3614 |
0.06080 |
83 |
56 |
24 |
3 |
1655 |
This is a sad case of the cookie crumbling. |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
83 |
58 |
20 |
5 |
1656 |
Sorry to have to tell you this, but our considered opinion is that you're cooked. |
1.3608 |
0.06419 |
97 |
70 |
19 |
8 |
1657 |
First the good news, Mr. Fetterman -- you smell delicious. |
1.3608 |
0.06584 |
97 |
71 |
17 |
9 |
1658 |
I’m afraid you’ve exceeded your expiration date. |
1.3608 |
0.05520 |
97 |
65 |
29 |
3 |
1659 |
The good news is, the milk didn’t soak above your hips. |
1.3608 |
0.06250 |
97 |
69 |
21 |
7 |
1660 |
Good news. You're now gluten free. |
1.3608 |
0.06075 |
97 |
68 |
23 |
6 |
1661 |
It's time for our afternoon sna... I mean, your biopsy. |
1.3608 |
0.05711 |
97 |
66 |
27 |
4 |
1662 |
For a definitive diagnosis,we must eat your head. |
1.3608 |
0.06250 |
97 |
69 |
21 |
7 |
1663 |
No I don't think icing it will fix your problem. |
1.3608 |
0.05711 |
97 |
66 |
27 |
4 |
1664 |
The physical exam indicates he is full of sugar and spice, and everything nice. |
1.3608 |
0.05711 |
97 |
66 |
27 |
4 |
1665 |
Are you prepared to meet your Makers? |
1.3608 |
0.06584 |
97 |
71 |
17 |
9 |
1666 |
To complete the change from Gingerbread Man to Gingerbread Woman, we will remove the buttons and use the icing to create breasts. |
1.3608 |
0.06075 |
97 |
68 |
23 |
6 |
1667 |
We want to run more taste tests. |
1.3608 |
0.06250 |
97 |
69 |
21 |
7 |
1668 |
He suffers from tremendous guilt. His friends have lost all their limbs. |
1.3608 |
0.05896 |
97 |
67 |
25 |
5 |
1669 |
It should be a routine procedure but I called for a consult from Culinary just in case. |
1.3608 |
0.06250 |
97 |
69 |
21 |
7 |
1670 |
Should the surgery not go well, would you consider donating your body to culinary science? |
1.3600 |
0.05777 |
100 |
69 |
26 |
5 |
1671 |
It looks like you're just half baked! |
1.3600 |
0.06280 |
100 |
72 |
20 |
8 |
1672 |
I am sorry. Your blood sugar is too high. |
1.3600 |
0.06439 |
100 |
73 |
18 |
9 |
1673 |
You wouldn’t believe your cholesterol levels. |
1.3596 |
0.06240 |
89 |
62 |
22 |
5 |
1674 |
I really don’t know how you got Diabetes— it must be what you’re made of... |
1.3587 |
0.05482 |
92 |
61 |
29 |
2 |
1675 |
Apparently we're recommending a milk bath. |
1.3587 |
0.06101 |
92 |
64 |
23 |
5 |
1676 |
We hate to tell you this, but you have gingervitis. |
1.3587 |
0.06839 |
92 |
68 |
15 |
9 |
1677 |
After extensive testing, we've decided that you should go gluten free. |
1.3587 |
0.05696 |
92 |
62 |
27 |
3 |
1678 |
We think you've come down with a bad case of ginger-vitus. |
1.3587 |
0.06481 |
92 |
66 |
19 |
7 |
1679 |
That's what happens when you run, run, run as fast as you can. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1680 |
Our unanimous opinion: You have an extreme case of "ginger-vitis" |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1681 |
Your blood sugar is off the charts. |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1682 |
I'm sorry sir, but it seems it's too late to add the salt. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1683 |
He's stable enough to be eaten. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1684 |
He appears to be suffering from fear of human consumption. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1685 |
We were able to remove all of the gluten. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1686 |
Soon we expect him to be good enough to eat. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1687 |
You're in good hands here at Sara Lee Memorial, ginger intolerance is not as rare as one might think. |
1.3579 |
0.05583 |
95 |
64 |
28 |
3 |
1688 |
We're here to do the frosting. |
1.3579 |
0.05780 |
95 |
65 |
26 |
4 |
1689 |
I really don't know why you don't have fingers, why don't you ask these guys? |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1690 |
And that, students, is the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1691 |
It's serious...but we'll catch it if we can. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1692 |
If the medicine doesn't make you feel better, meet us in the cafeteria around lunchtime. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1693 |
We lost his brother to a bake sale, but I think he’s going to make it. |
1.3563 |
0.06327 |
87 |
61 |
21 |
5 |
1694 |
The baking staff informs me you're not done yet. |
1.3556 |
0.05978 |
90 |
62 |
24 |
4 |
1695 |
This is a classic case of ginger-vitis... |
1.3556 |
0.06574 |
90 |
65 |
18 |
7 |
1696 |
We've examined your stool sample. It was delicious. |
1.3556 |
0.06762 |
90 |
66 |
16 |
8 |
1697 |
Seems the kitchen has made a little error. We're going to have to move you to a gluten-free ward. |
1.3548 |
0.05851 |
93 |
64 |
25 |
4 |
1698 |
After consultation, we think it's a ginger deficiency. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1699 |
They found you on the kitchen floor. Apparently you were pretty baked. |
1.3548 |
0.05648 |
93 |
63 |
27 |
3 |
1700 |
No, my recommendation was, fast if you can. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1701 |
I'm happy to report that you are officially gluten free. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1702 |
I'd like you to meet the team that will be assisting me in your hip reconstruction. |
1.3548 |
0.05851 |
93 |
64 |
25 |
4 |
1703 |
The good news is, you can't catch it. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1704 |
If you were covered, we could treat you. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1705 |
Your test results are in, you have a yeast infection. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1706 |
With your presentation we don”t typically Diagnose a yeast infection, but this new information indicates we can’t rule it out. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1707 |
We got a quick rise out of you, didn't we? |
1.3548 |
0.05851 |
93 |
64 |
25 |
4 |
1708 |
Gingivitis |
1.3548 |
0.06777 |
93 |
69 |
15 |
9 |
1709 |
He is too sick to eat. |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1710 |
Test results do indeed suggest a lack of self-raising flour, thus explaining your wife's disappointment. |
1.3548 |
0.06947 |
93 |
70 |
13 |
10 |
1711 |
This one slipped on the icing. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1712 |
Congratulations! You're well on your way to being irresistibly soft and delicious. |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1713 |
Here we have what can happen when you apply a cookie cutter diagnosis |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1714 |
The good news is your temperature is no longer 350° and your sugar levels are outstanding! |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1715 |
I will not accept a cookie cutter diagnosis on this patient. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1716 |
We're sorry but that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3548 |
0.06777 |
93 |
69 |
15 |
9 |
1717 |
The good news is, it's benign. Unfortunately for you, it's also delicious. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1718 |
This patient is one tough cookie. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1719 |
I'm afraid a taste test is in order. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1720 |
Your glucose level is very high! |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1721 |
I'd like to do a few tests--and also bite your head off. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1722 |
To complete the sex change operation, simply remove the bottom button and align the upper two buttons. |
1.3548 |
0.06777 |
93 |
69 |
15 |
9 |
1723 |
While the baking procedure itself was a success, I’m afraid we are missing a spatula... |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1724 |
Congratulation, your post-op test results show that you are now gluten free. |
1.3548 |
0.06777 |
93 |
69 |
15 |
9 |
1725 |
Your sugar levels are very high! |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1726 |
It's thanks to them that you no longer feel crumby. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1727 |
Your running days are over |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1728 |
We have you scheduled for a battery of tasting. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1729 |
Let's handled him gingerly! |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1730 |
You've lost a lot of raisins, but the good news is you're still edible. |
1.3548 |
0.05648 |
93 |
63 |
27 |
3 |
1731 |
...and is your emergency contact still a Mr. Muffin on Drury lane? |
1.3548 |
0.05851 |
93 |
64 |
25 |
4 |
1732 |
We've gotta do something to lower your blood sugar, Jim |
1.3548 |
0.05437 |
93 |
62 |
29 |
2 |
1733 |
We are trying to find out if you are still edible |
1.3548 |
0.05851 |
93 |
64 |
25 |
4 |
1734 |
The bad news is that the burns are permanent. The good news? No one will eat you:) |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1735 |
I'm afraid "Gingerbread Person" is now the politically correct term. Accordingly, we had to remove some icing. Sorry. |
1.3548 |
0.07113 |
93 |
71 |
11 |
11 |
1736 |
I see here your last request is you want to live with a cinnamon girl, correct? |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1737 |
Now, who can name the most delicious part of our patient? |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1738 |
The patisserie department has done all they can but that's the way the cookie crumbles |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1739 |
I'm afraid I've got some crummy news. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1740 |
Sir, I don’t think you understand what getting “baked” means. |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1741 |
Your sugar is too high, we need to remove 5 tbsp of your right leg. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1742 |
Good news: you're still edible. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1743 |
Your cholesterol is still a little high, but otherwise your response to the ginger supplements has been amazing. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1744 |
Your test results are back...you've got a yeast infection. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1745 |
We have to operate right away. When were you last eaten? |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1746 |
Well, the test results are in and, just as I suspected, it's a yeast infection. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1747 |
We're here to transfer you to a cookie sheet in the ICU |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1748 |
We had to call in a team of specialists. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1749 |
In your case, having a little one "in the oven" is not just an expression. |
1.3544 |
0.06251 |
79 |
54 |
22 |
3 |
1750 |
Sir, we regret to inform you that our hospital is now gluten-free." |
1.3542 |
0.06619 |
96 |
71 |
16 |
9 |
1751 |
As soon as you cool down a bit, we'll begin the... weight loss procedure |
1.3542 |
0.05731 |
96 |
66 |
26 |
4 |
1752 |
Our psychological analysis would indicate he is only half baked. |
1.3542 |
0.06279 |
96 |
69 |
20 |
7 |
1753 |
Worst case of gingervitis I've ever seen |
1.3542 |
0.06619 |
96 |
71 |
16 |
9 |
1754 |
Good new. It's not the measles, they just had an excess of chocolate chips. |
1.3542 |
0.05920 |
96 |
67 |
24 |
5 |
1755 |
We need to run a few taste tests. |
1.3542 |
0.05537 |
96 |
65 |
28 |
3 |
1756 |
A classic case. Baking powder, not baking soda! |
1.3542 |
0.06279 |
96 |
69 |
20 |
7 |
1757 |
Sorry for the terminal diagnosis, but that’s the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3542 |
0.06279 |
96 |
69 |
20 |
7 |
1758 |
I’m afraid staleness is a progressive condition, and there is no cure. It would be best if we ate you as soon as possible. |
1.3542 |
0.06451 |
96 |
70 |
18 |
8 |
1759 |
Your glucose levels are off the charts . |
1.3542 |
0.05920 |
96 |
67 |
24 |
5 |
1760 |
This patient has a severe case of Gingervitis. |
1.3542 |
0.06451 |
96 |
70 |
18 |
8 |
1761 |
We had to remove your ginger root. |
1.3542 |
0.06619 |
96 |
71 |
16 |
9 |
1762 |
I'm sorry but I'm afraid it's time you meet your maker. |
1.3542 |
0.06279 |
96 |
69 |
20 |
7 |
1763 |
This patient took the cinnamon challenge. |
1.3542 |
0.06279 |
96 |
69 |
20 |
7 |
1764 |
Good news, we where able to stop the crumbling. |
1.3542 |
0.06451 |
96 |
70 |
18 |
8 |
1765 |
This is why we don’t play with our food |
1.3535 |
0.06310 |
99 |
72 |
19 |
8 |
1766 |
We’d love to do your surgery sir, but you just don’t have enough dough to make that happen. |
1.3523 |
0.07053 |
88 |
66 |
13 |
9 |
1767 |
That would surely explain the crumbs in the bed |
1.3516 |
0.06698 |
91 |
67 |
16 |
8 |
1768 |
So much for your half-baked treatment |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1769 |
The bad news: You’re Hyperglycemic. The good news: You’re delicious. |
1.3516 |
0.06698 |
91 |
67 |
16 |
8 |
1770 |
A classic case of gingervitis. |
1.3516 |
0.06698 |
91 |
67 |
16 |
8 |
1771 |
I'm going put this as gingerly as I possibly can... |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1772 |
I'm afraid the prognosis is: That's how the cookie crumbles. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1773 |
Don't worry, you can't catch it. |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1774 |
I promise my students will examine you gingerly |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1775 |
Bad news - your glucose reading is off the chart. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1776 |
We think you may have low blood sugar, but just to be certain, one of us will take a bite. |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1777 |
We're very pleased with your progress, and we think you'll be back on the table in no time. |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1778 |
Yes, we treat all patients gingerly. |
1.3516 |
0.05925 |
91 |
63 |
24 |
4 |
1779 |
We're looking at Consumption. |
1.3516 |
0.06878 |
91 |
68 |
14 |
9 |
1780 |
We’ll have to treat this one gingerly. |
1.3511 |
0.06365 |
94 |
68 |
19 |
7 |
1781 |
They're prescribing red and green icing. |
1.3511 |
0.06183 |
94 |
67 |
21 |
6 |
1782 |
You're only half baked. That's your problem. |
1.3511 |
0.06183 |
94 |
67 |
21 |
6 |
1783 |
Our team was able to reattach your leg with no complications. While we expect you to gain full use again, you may be walking gingerly for awhile. |
1.3511 |
0.06183 |
94 |
67 |
21 |
6 |
1784 |
Don't worry, you can't catch it. |
1.3511 |
0.06542 |
94 |
69 |
17 |
8 |
1785 |
Your sugar is too high. The plan is to remove your eyes and buttons and replace them with Brussel sprouts. |
1.3511 |
0.06365 |
94 |
68 |
19 |
7 |
1786 |
We have bad news. You’re temperature is 350 degrees. |
1.3511 |
0.05392 |
94 |
63 |
29 |
2 |
1787 |
They're here to assess your yeast infection. |
1.3506 |
0.06605 |
77 |
54 |
19 |
4 |
1788 |
Let’s talk about surgical options. Leg first, arm first, or head first? |
1.3505 |
0.06225 |
97 |
70 |
20 |
7 |
1789 |
A basic yeast antibiotic and you'll be up and running as fast as you can. |
1.3505 |
0.05684 |
97 |
67 |
26 |
4 |
1790 |
Your stay should be shortening. |
1.3494 |
0.06513 |
83 |
59 |
19 |
5 |
1791 |
And sometimes ... the cookie simply DOESN'T crumble... |
1.3494 |
0.06283 |
83 |
58 |
21 |
4 |
1792 |
I'm afraid that at this point, all we can do is apply a fresh layer of frosting, that might prolong your shelf life for one, maybe two, weeks. |
1.3488 |
0.06137 |
86 |
60 |
22 |
4 |
1793 |
And after consulting with my team of specialists, I'm happy to say you're now gluten free. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1794 |
Our tests indicate you have hardening of the icing. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1795 |
You are officially trans-ginger. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
1796 |
You seem to have a gluten deficiency. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1797 |
You're getting old and stale. You just have to slow down. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1798 |
...and the bad news is we're going to eat you. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1799 |
I don't like his sugar levels—he may lose that arm. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1800 |
Don't give us some half-baked story about why you didn't take your meds today. |
1.3483 |
0.05079 |
89 |
58 |
31 |
0 |
1801 |
It wasn't easy, but we successfully removed your anise. |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
1802 |
No health insurance, but he's made of dough. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
1803 |
We're going to need five taste tests...er, biopsies. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1804 |
So it says here you want to be a muffin man. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
1805 |
Mr. Mann, I wish we could put this to you more gingerly, but you have a severe yeast infection. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
1806 |
I just received a call from Betty Crocker suggesting we try 350 degrees for 45 minutes as our final attempt. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1807 |
We don't need lab results. Just a taste test will do. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1808 |
The specialists recommend you stay away from the cafeteria. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1809 |
We managed to reattach both legs, but your running days are over. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1810 |
We got the taste results back. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1811 |
The team says a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1812 |
It’s the worst case of gingervitis I’ve ever seen. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1813 |
You're running a slight fever of 351 degrees. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1814 |
Good news! With just a light dusting of powdered sugar, you'll be good to go! |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
1815 |
Our expert bakers concur that you have a severe case of gingervitis |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
1816 |
We all concur… I’m afraid your run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man days are over. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1817 |
Your results are in. You’re gluten free. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1818 |
The prescription is exercise. Run, run, as fast as you can. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1819 |
We've brought you to the burn unit, sir. The chefs offer their apology. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1820 |
It's going to take a lot of dough to cure him! |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1821 |
The bad news is, it looks like a gluten allergy- |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
1822 |
We're still trying to figure out why the cookie crumbles. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1823 |
Everything is back in place. Maybe you should find a girlfriend without a sweet tooth. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1824 |
1/4 tsp. ground cloves STAT! |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1825 |
We thought you were cooked, but we were able to pull you out. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1826 |
The bad news is that you need a raisin transplant. The good news is that we have just the team to do it. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1827 |
I'm afraid you'll need to move quite gingerly for the next few weeks. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1828 |
All your amputations will be done in good taste. |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
1829 |
Welcome Residents, to our Burn Unit. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1830 |
I brought in specialists to make sure, but they all say you are toast. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1831 |
His initial diagnosis was gingivitis |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1832 |
As you all know by now, the patient must be treated gingerly. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1833 |
This time tomorrow you'll be a muffin. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1834 |
I give you 8 to 10 minutes... at 350 degrees. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1835 |
We know you'll pull through. You're one tough cookie. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1836 |
A member of my team is now ready to take a small sample. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1837 |
Don't worry, they just need to take a few samples from you. |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
1838 |
It's a third degree burn but the other ones are perfectly cooked. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
1839 |
Good News! Your prognosis is delicious. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1840 |
The good news is that the bakers arrived before the sly fox had eaten much of you. The bad news is that you're not exactly the Gingerbread *Man* anymore. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1841 |
Yes, you will be up and running as fast as you can in no time. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1842 |
We need to run some more tastes. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1843 |
These chefs have informed me that's how the cookie crumbles |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1844 |
We're going to try icing. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1845 |
Thank you for signing the donor card. You'll make a lot of children very happy. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1846 |
Don't worry, we will treat you gingerly |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
1847 |
Yes, they've all been trained in sugar and spice and everything nice. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1848 |
I'm sorry sir, but we think it's a yeast infection |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1849 |
I'm sorry to report that your prognosis is: "Delicious" |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1850 |
I consulted with my team and we think colorful sprinkles may help. |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
1851 |
We’ve ordered six glasses of milk, stat. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1852 |
I assure you, their interest is purely academic. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1853 |
This is the worst case of gingervitis I have ever seen |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1854 |
We believe it's a severe yeast infection. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1855 |
Thank you again for donating your body for gastronomical research |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1856 |
You're now gluten free. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
1857 |
Your blood sugar needs to be addressed. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1858 |
I know the amputation is going to hurt, but relax, we’ll have cookies after. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1859 |
This is what happens when you bake with Stevia instead of Demarrara sugar: a ginger snap right at the hips. |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
1860 |
I’m afraid you’re a little overdone, we’re going to have to move you to the burn ward. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1861 |
Your sugar blood levels are perfectly high. |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
1862 |
You are well and eligible to continue to be the President of the United States |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1863 |
I'm afraid you don't have much time. The ice cream just arrived. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1864 |
Are you feeling any batter? |
1.3478 |
0.06636 |
92 |
68 |
16 |
8 |
1865 |
It all started with a rare case of Gingivitis. |
1.3478 |
0.06072 |
92 |
65 |
22 |
5 |
1866 |
Unfortunately, pointy things get burned in the process and break off. On the bright side, they’re doing wonderful things with Twizzlers. |
1.3478 |
0.06266 |
92 |
66 |
20 |
6 |
1867 |
Don't worry. We've handled dozens of cases like this. |
1.3478 |
0.06072 |
92 |
65 |
22 |
5 |
1868 |
He was transferred from the burn unit where he presented as a battered husband. |
1.3478 |
0.06814 |
92 |
69 |
14 |
9 |
1869 |
Can anyone guess which ingredient was over-administered to this patient? |
1.3478 |
0.06266 |
92 |
66 |
20 |
6 |
1870 |
Well, I've got some crumby news, sir. We're afraid the confection is spreading to your gum drops. |
1.3478 |
0.06636 |
92 |
68 |
16 |
8 |
1871 |
Good news, it's only a first degree burn. You'll be edible in no time. |
1.3474 |
0.06128 |
95 |
68 |
21 |
6 |
1872 |
...and the bad news is Donald Trump repealed Cookiecare. |
1.3474 |
0.06308 |
95 |
69 |
19 |
7 |
1873 |
I defer your case to a more knowledgeable team. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1874 |
We're not sure what's wrong. All he keeps saying is "Catch me if you can." |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
1875 |
Her name is Ginger and she is one tough cookie. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
1876 |
The lab tests confirm that your ginger count is very high. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1877 |
My team and I feel you were battered at some point in your past. |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
1878 |
The test results are not so sweet. |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
1879 |
We're going to have to eat your leg. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1880 |
There's no cookie cutter solution |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1881 |
This is the most advanced case of gingivitis we’ve seen |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1882 |
If you don't get eaten by Christmas, you could live forever. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
1883 |
I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you suffer from Irritable Batter Syndrome. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
1884 |
They think ten more minutes at 350 and you can go home. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
1885 |
You have a rare type of yeast so we can’t use a cookie-cutter approach. |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
1886 |
I know your treatment at the Keebler Clinic was a bit unorthodox, but the important thing is you can now look forward to a long and tasty life. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1887 |
I get the head |
1.3448 |
0.07094 |
87 |
66 |
12 |
9 |
1888 |
We're here for the biopsies. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1889 |
This, gentlemen, is the worst case of gingivitis I have ever seen! |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1890 |
We recommend treating you with whipped cream, but your insurance will only cover applesauce. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1891 |
We are going to need a few more samples for testing. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1892 |
Congrats Mr. G.B. the chef is very pleased with the results of the operation: you are now gluten free! |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1893 |
Goodness...it appears you’re allergic to ginger! |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
1894 |
Lastly, we'll want a sample. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1895 |
The time has. come where we have to talk about your short shelf life. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1896 |
We've decided to not sugar coat this. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1897 |
Fresh icing will make you more comfortable, but you are terminally stale. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1898 |
I prescribed vanilla icing. You'll be back in the jar in no time. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1899 |
The good news, is the holidays are over... |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
1900 |
I can't operate on this cookie. He's my son. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
1901 |
We're doing what we can to limit the spread of the confection. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1902 |
We’re going to have to order some tastes. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1903 |
After reviewing your chart, we decided you should meet your makers. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1904 |
We're waiting on the taste results, but you're running a fever and you've definitely caught something. |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
1905 |
We've developed a new treatment for resistant confections. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1906 |
And after removing your currants we will then perform the raisin replacement procedure. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1907 |
The tests indicate that you'll probably expire by Christmas. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1908 |
Sdly, a very low shelf-life expectancy runs in your family. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
1909 |
It's for science. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1910 |
The operation was a complete success. You are now ginger neutral. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
1911 |
It's a yeast infection. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1912 |
To avoid further damage you'll need to stretch before you run run as fast as you can. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
1913 |
The fork test came back clean. You're done. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1914 |
Elective frosting's gonna cost you some dough. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1915 |
And when did you first notice your ginger allergy? |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
1916 |
We need your consent to have you for dessert. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1917 |
This operation should only take 10 minutes at 350 degrees. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1918 |
It's our opinion you should never again run, run, as fast as you can. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1919 |
We've checked all your ingredients, you appear to be very edible. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
1920 |
You'll be up and running in no time - it was just molasses slowing you down. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
1921 |
His blood sugar is off the chart. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1922 |
As far as your swelling we decided to put some icing on it |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1923 |
Would you consider donating your body to the children's hospital? |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
1924 |
According to our tests, you have a severe gluten allergy. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
1925 |
I’m afraid you’re colleague here has a bad case of the ‘You-Are-What-You-Eats.’ |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1926 |
Bob, it's time to stop running away from your problems. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1927 |
you'll be glad to know you only need 15 more minutes at 350 deg |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1928 |
We’re not sure what’s wrong. But we’ve come with this half-baked idea. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1929 |
This is a teaching facility, but I will be in the room to monitor preheat and icing. |
1.3448 |
0.05623 |
87 |
59 |
26 |
2 |
1930 |
Our specialists believe it's a case of yeast infection. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1931 |
Our team of gingerbread men experts recommend you take up running, as fast as you can. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
1932 |
Turns out it's a pretty bad yeast infection. |
1.3448 |
0.07094 |
87 |
66 |
12 |
9 |
1933 |
The results are in, I'm sorry to say but it looks like you have a case of ginger-vitis |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1934 |
Yes, I’m afraid you’ve got a case of gingervitis. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
1935 |
Dr. Biscotti and his team will be performing his popular 'procedure' with you. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1936 |
Exactly when did you start feeling half baked? |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
1937 |
Could you please state your name, date of birth and oven temperature? |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
1938 |
We have found that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
1939 |
We'd like to keep him overnight and perform a few more toothpick tests |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1940 |
I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your gluten. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
1941 |
My diagnosis is that you had too many cooks. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
1942 |
We used liposuction to remove the excess cream filling, but the collagen lip injections may have been a bit much. |
1.3448 |
0.05623 |
87 |
59 |
26 |
2 |
1943 |
I wish there was something we could do, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3444 |
0.05510 |
90 |
61 |
27 |
2 |
1944 |
Sir, we understand what happened to your house was traumatizing, but you can't stay here. |
1.3444 |
0.05946 |
90 |
63 |
23 |
4 |
1945 |
We're not here to draw blood. But could we break off a finger? |
1.3444 |
0.05946 |
90 |
63 |
23 |
4 |
1946 |
The results of the biopsy are in. You’re Scrumptious. |
1.3444 |
0.06352 |
90 |
65 |
19 |
6 |
1947 |
I got too baked last night. |
1.3444 |
0.06546 |
90 |
66 |
17 |
7 |
1948 |
Our consensus is, you're done. |
1.3444 |
0.05733 |
90 |
62 |
25 |
3 |
1949 |
We'll need to schedule a few more tastes. |
1.3444 |
0.06352 |
90 |
65 |
19 |
6 |
1950 |
I think he said, "You want a piece of me?" |
1.3444 |
0.06153 |
90 |
64 |
21 |
5 |
1951 |
We've decided that you can continue as president. You are only half-baked. |
1.3444 |
0.06734 |
90 |
67 |
15 |
8 |
1952 |
We feel that you're ready for discharge, but we need a series of bite-size biopsies to be sure. |
1.3444 |
0.06153 |
90 |
64 |
21 |
5 |
1953 |
Mr. Gingerbread, welcome to Americas test hospital. |
1.3444 |
0.06734 |
90 |
67 |
15 |
8 |
1954 |
We're going to have to start by taking your leg off. |
1.3444 |
0.06352 |
90 |
65 |
19 |
6 |
1955 |
Our surgical team, led by Dr. Fox, has recommended a series of amputations. |
1.3444 |
0.06734 |
90 |
67 |
15 |
8 |
1956 |
We're sorry, but our final diagnosis is, "That's the way the cookie crumbles." |
1.3444 |
0.06352 |
90 |
65 |
19 |
6 |
1957 |
Not quite as fun when we do catch you, is it? |
1.3444 |
0.07269 |
90 |
70 |
9 |
11 |
1958 |
In truth, now that we've caught you, we're not sure what to do next. |
1.3444 |
0.06546 |
90 |
66 |
17 |
7 |
1959 |
According to our tests, you're a Christmas recipe from Sarah Huckabee Sanders. |
1.3444 |
0.06734 |
90 |
67 |
15 |
8 |
1960 |
He's feeling crumby today. |
1.3444 |
0.06546 |
90 |
66 |
17 |
7 |
1961 |
He was accidentally overbaked and he says he feels crumby. |
1.3444 |
0.06917 |
90 |
68 |
13 |
9 |
1962 |
We'll get you out of here as fast as we can. |
1.3441 |
0.05821 |
93 |
65 |
24 |
4 |
1963 |
We regret to inform you, but we've gone gluten free. |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
1964 |
It may be a half baked theory, but I would say too much cinamon. |
1.3418 |
0.06211 |
79 |
55 |
21 |
3 |
1965 |
It seems, I'm afraid, that men like you will always suffer a high rate of consumption. |
1.3418 |
0.06211 |
79 |
55 |
21 |
3 |
1966 |
Boulanger, start the molasses drip. |
1.3415 |
0.06543 |
82 |
59 |
18 |
5 |
1967 |
My advice is 'run-run-run'. |
1.3415 |
0.06309 |
82 |
58 |
20 |
4 |
1968 |
Four more minutes at 350 and you should be fine. |
1.3415 |
0.07201 |
82 |
62 |
12 |
8 |
1969 |
Did you really run as fast as you can? |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
1970 |
First, we need to know: Have you taken any leaveners? |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
1971 |
After consulting with my colleagues, we have determined your prognosis to be delicious. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1972 |
I went to went to med school at Penn and did my internship at Pillsbury. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
1973 |
We have discussed your prognosis and we'd all like to take an additional sample to confirm our diagnosis, if you don't mind. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
1974 |
He says he wants his gluten removed. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1975 |
Good news! Your test results for yeast infection were negative. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
1976 |
You'll be OK, you just got a little too baked. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1977 |
It seems our course of action was half-baked. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
1978 |
Sure, he looks sweet but he's completely nutty |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
1979 |
You've been caught. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
1980 |
Sir, you understand by signing this document you are agreeing to donate your remains to our research team. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1981 |
Does anyone have his recipe? |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
1982 |
We only amputate as a last resort, but sometimes it is irresistable. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
1983 |
He's having trouble controlling his sugar. |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
1984 |
We suggest you run run as fast as you can. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1985 |
I've called in a team of specialists. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
1986 |
It took five specialists to bake you back together. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
1987 |
Snap out of it! |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1988 |
I'm pleased to inform you that you are now gluten free |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
1989 |
I’ve consulted a few experts! |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
1990 |
We'll need 50 CCs of milk for this. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
1991 |
Your prognosis is terminally delicious. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1992 |
On the contrary, sir; they can and they did. |
1.3412 |
0.07209 |
85 |
65 |
11 |
9 |
1993 |
They forgot the eggs. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
1994 |
We all agree you are well enough now to return to the bakery. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1995 |
Yes, there is some risk involved in this procedure, so before we get started, I wanted to give you a chance to meet your makers. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
1996 |
When did you first notice your batter wasn't rising. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
1997 |
His wife says his yeast won't rise. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
1998 |
Looks like a classic case of a molasses deficiency. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
1999 |
...and when did you first suspect that everybody just wanted to eat you? |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2000 |
You seem a little flat today. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2001 |
Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2002 |
Have you considered organdoughnation? |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2003 |
You know what they say....Once bitten... |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2004 |
The consensus is that you lack sufficient icing. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2005 |
Students, I want you to see what a half-baked man looks like. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2006 |
He's feeling half-baked, so please treat him gingerly. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2007 |
We know,we know, your nose is on its way. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2008 |
In all my years in this business, I've never seen a ginger snap quite like this one folks. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2009 |
I'm worried about his high sugar level. It may account for his hyperactivity. |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2010 |
His sugar spiked and he fainted. |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2011 |
Before you go, we just need to do a taste test. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2012 |
All I can remember is, I was running... |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2013 |
Your case is unusual but we have put together a team that will be able to serve you. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2014 |
The good news is nothing's broken. The bad news is you're expected for dessert. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2015 |
We're 99% certain it's a yeast infection. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2016 |
My team also recommends a dash of cinnamon, but that is not covered by your insurance. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2017 |
You should've run faster. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2018 |
"... and on a more eclectic note, Ginger Baker also says "Get Well Soon!". |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2019 |
We think you have a yeast infection. |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2020 |
It's cheaper to bake another one than to heal this one. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2021 |
Your brown sugar level is dangerously high. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2022 |
No firm diagnosis yet - just a few half-baked ideas. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2023 |
I’m pleased to inform you that the vanilla extraction was a success. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2024 |
The operation was a success. You'll be rolling in the dough again in no time. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2025 |
Your cinnamon levels are dangerously low. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2026 |
Your body fat is excellent, but I've called these specialists in on your case because your glucose levels are the highest I've ever seen. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2027 |
The operation was a success. You're officially gluten free. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2028 |
The creamotherapy is working. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2029 |
...and you live on Drury Lane? |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2030 |
As your doctor, I would recommend that you run, run as fast as you can! |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2031 |
They're telling me that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2032 |
Given your maximum lifespan expectancy, we are just going to move you up to the kids ward. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2033 |
As you can see, this is a teaching hospital. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2034 |
Please examine him gingerly. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2035 |
Your sugar is through the roof. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2036 |
Roll over. We need to check you for doneness. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2037 |
"Test results are conclusive: I'm sorry, but you are still sweet enough to eat. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2038 |
“Classic Yeast Infection”... |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2039 |
I'm afraid you only have three to six bites left. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2040 |
Where are you tender? |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2041 |
Multiple opinions indicate you're not done yet. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2042 |
I thought it best to bring in a team of specialists. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2043 |
You’re temperature is still 350 degrees, we’ll need you to cool over night. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2044 |
Tests show that ginger is the root of your problems. |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2045 |
We’ve brought in specialists; you appear to have a yeast infection. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2046 |
His sugar is low. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2047 |
The good news is you'll be walking soon with the help of a candy cane. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2048 |
What kind of insurance do you have? |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2049 |
Well the good news is the little old woman isn't going to press charges. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2050 |
You're gluten intolerant. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2051 |
He's riddled with gluten. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2052 |
It was too much nutmeg, right? |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2053 |
Test results show zero fats, no sugar, and gluten free, resulting in a serious case of BLANDNESS. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2054 |
His house burned, and he just snapped. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2055 |
Our team of specialists has determined that you are Delicious! |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2056 |
I count only three gumdrops. Where's the fourth? |
1.3412 |
0.05437 |
85 |
57 |
27 |
1 |
2057 |
Your situation is delicate. We will need to handle your case gingerly. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2058 |
I’m feeling crummy. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2059 |
We have to operate. You're allergic to ginger. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2060 |
I’d like you to meet the team that made your transition possible. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2061 |
The surgery will not increase your life expectancy, but it will make you the first Gingerbread Woman." |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2062 |
It's safe to say we can rule out gingivitis. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2063 |
lay off the molasses and you'll be back to running as fast as you can. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2064 |
The original prognosis was half baked. |
1.3409 |
0.05802 |
88 |
61 |
24 |
3 |
2065 |
Looks like your running days are over, and it's time to meet your makers. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2066 |
We have all come to the conclusion that you are “half baked”. |
1.3409 |
0.06023 |
88 |
62 |
22 |
4 |
2067 |
The operation was successful, the prognosis excellent. You're now gluten free. |
1.3409 |
0.07024 |
88 |
67 |
12 |
9 |
2068 |
It may be how you feel, but you don’t look crumby! |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2069 |
I'm afraid those aren't buttons. |
1.3409 |
0.05802 |
88 |
61 |
24 |
3 |
2070 |
We brought in specialists... |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2071 |
I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover preheated conditions. |
1.3409 |
0.06236 |
88 |
63 |
20 |
5 |
2072 |
They're here to harvest your ingredients, if things don't go well |
1.3409 |
0.06236 |
88 |
63 |
20 |
5 |
2073 |
No, Mr. Smith, the cinnamon in your stool should not be cause for alarm. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2074 |
We’re going to prescribe you some marijuana so you can stay baked all day. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2075 |
Without preservatives there’s little hope. |
1.3409 |
0.06236 |
88 |
63 |
20 |
5 |
2076 |
Your results came back with elevated sugar levels, so my colleagues are prescribing dipping you in milk. |
1.3409 |
0.05333 |
88 |
59 |
28 |
1 |
2077 |
So, your primary symptom is that you believe you taste funny? |
1.3409 |
0.05802 |
88 |
61 |
24 |
3 |
2078 |
I have invited a few specialists to help with your case. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2079 |
And here we see ginger ail. |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
2080 |
Our team of experts is ready to make you anatomically correct. |
1.3407 |
0.06670 |
91 |
68 |
15 |
8 |
2081 |
They all agree. Too much sugar. |
1.3407 |
0.06096 |
91 |
65 |
21 |
5 |
2082 |
Mr Smith, a tragic mistake has occurred between our kitchen and surgery staffs. |
1.3373 |
0.06477 |
83 |
60 |
18 |
5 |
2083 |
It appears the nurse forgot to butter his bedpan. |
1.3373 |
0.06916 |
83 |
62 |
14 |
7 |
2084 |
He was misdiagnosed, he's toast |
1.3373 |
0.06700 |
83 |
61 |
16 |
6 |
2085 |
We've determined that you're stale |
1.3373 |
0.06916 |
83 |
62 |
14 |
7 |
2086 |
There's just no way to share this with you gingerly. |
1.3373 |
0.06006 |
83 |
58 |
22 |
3 |
2087 |
Your sugar level is dangerously high. We might have to eat one of your legs. |
1.3373 |
0.06700 |
83 |
61 |
16 |
6 |
2088 |
Ironically, he is ginger intolerant. |
1.3373 |
0.06916 |
83 |
62 |
14 |
7 |
2089 |
Stick a fork in him. |
1.3373 |
0.06477 |
83 |
60 |
18 |
5 |
2090 |
You're beginning to crumble. |
1.3373 |
0.06246 |
83 |
59 |
20 |
4 |
2091 |
The patient has chest pain from running as fast as he can. Icing it hasn’t helped. |
1.3373 |
0.06477 |
83 |
60 |
18 |
5 |
2092 |
You're right that they can't catch you, but you definitely caught something. |
1.3373 |
0.06916 |
83 |
62 |
14 |
7 |
2093 |
We’re going to run this by your insurance as fast as we can. |
1.3373 |
0.06477 |
83 |
60 |
18 |
5 |
2094 |
Don`t worry, we will have you back in the oven in no time. |
1.3373 |
0.05757 |
83 |
57 |
24 |
2 |
2095 |
Unfortunately, the mold is broken. |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
2096 |
Lucky for you the Fox was allergic to gluten |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
2097 |
Yes. it is time to meet your makers. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2098 |
Unfortunately your Trumpcare plan only covered chefs, not surgeons. |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2099 |
It may be serious. They left out 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2100 |
They are here to harvest your gum drop buttons. |
1.3372 |
0.06741 |
86 |
64 |
15 |
7 |
2101 |
I'm afraid we'll have to amputate |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2102 |
Good news! The test came back negative. You're a hundred percent gluten-free. |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
2103 |
I understand you filed a complaint about oven temperature. |
1.3372 |
0.05388 |
86 |
58 |
27 |
1 |
2104 |
Whatever it is, I don’t think we can catch it. |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2105 |
We all think you look really good. |
1.3372 |
0.06741 |
86 |
64 |
15 |
7 |
2106 |
Just as we suspected...He's one sick cookie. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2107 |
It would appear that we can indeed catch you. |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
2108 |
We're from the Julia Child School. You need a butter transfusion. |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2109 |
The staff and I believe you're ready to be discharged to the cafeteria |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2110 |
His chest aches. So let’s try icing it. |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2111 |
Unfortunately, you also have gingivitis. |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2112 |
You know that expression, 'an arm and a leg'? Well, guess what? |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2113 |
The good news is, the bite was small. The bad news is, you are absolutely delicious, and we've decided to eat you whole. |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
2114 |
Your gender reassignment was a success. |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
2115 |
Nothing is wrong with it. It's just gluten-free. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2116 |
Sorry. No more "Run, Run, Run, as fast as you can" for you for awhile. |
1.3371 |
0.06177 |
89 |
64 |
20 |
5 |
2117 |
The only risk is that no one will want to eat you. |
1.3371 |
0.05967 |
89 |
63 |
22 |
4 |
2118 |
Going gluten-free may have been a mistake. |
1.3371 |
0.06769 |
89 |
67 |
14 |
8 |
2119 |
Don't worry, whatever he's got you won't be able to catch it. |
1.3371 |
0.06177 |
89 |
64 |
20 |
5 |
2120 |
For this patient, however, I do think we should take the cookie-cutter approach. |
1.3371 |
0.06177 |
89 |
64 |
20 |
5 |
2121 |
Royally iced, reacting slower than molasses, severe post-holiday depression, and claims his home was destroyed |
1.3371 |
0.06955 |
89 |
68 |
12 |
9 |
2122 |
Well, the oven temperature was set a little too high, but you've recovered nicely. You'll be out and eaten very soon. |
1.3371 |
0.06177 |
89 |
64 |
20 |
5 |
2123 |
Your blood sugar's a little high. |
1.3371 |
0.06177 |
89 |
64 |
20 |
5 |
2124 |
We caught it as fast as we could, but the gingervitis is spreading. |
1.3370 |
0.06424 |
92 |
68 |
17 |
7 |
2125 |
I'm going to have to figure out a way to get his sugar levels down |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2126 |
The course of treatment my team is recommending is 375 for 15 to 17 minutes. |
1.3333 |
0.05827 |
81 |
56 |
23 |
2 |
2127 |
Your medical coverage has ceased because yesterday was your expiration date. |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2128 |
Our advice: run, run, run as fast as you can. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2129 |
We are sorry, sir. The diagnosis is gingervitis. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
2130 |
Now Mr. Ginger, would you prefer that our female culinary residents step out for a moment while we examine the burns on your buns? |
1.3333 |
0.06471 |
87 |
64 |
17 |
6 |
2131 |
Tell us what happened on Drury Lane |
1.3333 |
0.06086 |
81 |
57 |
21 |
3 |
2132 |
My advice? Try not to get better. |
1.3333 |
0.06334 |
81 |
58 |
19 |
4 |
2133 |
You are staying put, till your temperature gets back to 350 degrees. |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2134 |
We're sorry, but you tested positive for gluten. |
1.3333 |
0.05584 |
87 |
60 |
25 |
2 |
2135 |
I'm afraid you're allergic to ginger. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2136 |
We need to test your sugar levels one more time. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2137 |
The good news is we think you will be able to led a normal life. The bad news is we left out one of the ingredients. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2138 |
The operation was unsuccessful, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2139 |
I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove the leg, then the other leg, then the arms and then, we’ll, you can figure it out from there. |
1.3333 |
0.07252 |
84 |
65 |
10 |
9 |
2140 |
A cookie cutter case for the most part, but proceed gingerly. |
1.3333 |
0.06675 |
87 |
65 |
15 |
7 |
2141 |
We're not going to lie. Our optimism is crumbling. |
1.3333 |
0.06086 |
81 |
57 |
21 |
3 |
2142 |
After further reviewing your condition, I have instructed the staff to treat you gingerly. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2143 |
That may be true sir, but you can catch IT. |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2144 |
He's been here since Christmas -- his back was severely burnt. |
1.3333 |
0.06804 |
81 |
60 |
15 |
6 |
2145 |
We've decided it must be something that's eating you. |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2146 |
The good news is you can still run but I'm afraid you're still edible. |
1.3333 |
0.05819 |
87 |
61 |
23 |
3 |
2147 |
Your family is here to take you home. |
1.3333 |
0.06086 |
81 |
57 |
21 |
3 |
2148 |
Before this everyone doubted their choice of a double major. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2149 |
It appears that he is baked out of his mind. |
1.3333 |
0.07027 |
81 |
61 |
13 |
7 |
2150 |
They apologize for mixing up the baking soda with the baking powder. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2151 |
In the event the procedure fails, Mr. Breadman, please sign here to authorize us as your doughner recipients. |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2152 |
It's a bad sprain but some more icing should do the trick. |
1.3333 |
0.06804 |
81 |
60 |
15 |
6 |
2153 |
Your spice reassignment surgery was a success, Garlicbread Man. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2154 |
We need you to sign the consent form before we put you in the oven. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2155 |
Not to worry, folks, he's just a little burned out! |
1.3333 |
0.07027 |
81 |
61 |
13 |
7 |
2156 |
We are pleased to inform you that your transition was a complete success! |
1.3333 |
0.07658 |
81 |
64 |
7 |
10 |
2157 |
Yes, you did run fast, but time catches us all. |
1.3333 |
0.06334 |
81 |
58 |
19 |
4 |
2158 |
You've given birth to a fine dough boy! |
1.3333 |
0.06515 |
90 |
67 |
16 |
7 |
2159 |
We think too much sugar -- and the expiration date. |
1.3333 |
0.07027 |
81 |
61 |
13 |
7 |
2160 |
Your sugar is low... so I’ve brought in our frosting specialists. |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
2161 |
You're ginger count tested low. |
1.3333 |
0.06086 |
81 |
57 |
21 |
3 |
2162 |
With this condition, the nose is the first thing to go. |
1.3333 |
0.06334 |
81 |
58 |
19 |
4 |
2163 |
We think it's a yeast infection. But he's uninsured and doesn't have enough dough to pay. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2164 |
Yes Ginger, You are a Man! |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2165 |
We’re with Bakers Without Borders and we have a few questions for you, |
1.3333 |
0.06804 |
81 |
60 |
15 |
6 |
2166 |
Well, at least we cured the yeast infection. |
1.3333 |
0.06086 |
81 |
57 |
21 |
3 |
2167 |
Physically there's no damage...he suffers from a recurring image of a giant glass of milk pursuing him |
1.3333 |
0.05702 |
84 |
58 |
24 |
2 |
2168 |
We've decided to treat this one gingerly. |
1.3333 |
0.06675 |
87 |
65 |
15 |
7 |
2169 |
This is the most severe case of Gingervitis we have ever encountered! |
1.3333 |
0.06872 |
87 |
66 |
13 |
8 |
2170 |
We're gonna need to take 6 biopsies. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2171 |
Our plastic surgery team is quite confident, Mr. Gumby. |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2172 |
Congratulations. You're the world's first successful Transginger reassignment. |
1.3333 |
0.07051 |
84 |
64 |
12 |
8 |
2173 |
Oh, do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man? |
1.3333 |
0.06044 |
87 |
62 |
21 |
4 |
2174 |
This patient presented with extremely high blood-glucose and third-degree burns over the entirety of his torso. We anticipate he'll be gone by snack time. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
2175 |
We're sorry to inform you that your prognosis is poor – you've gone stale. |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2176 |
It's certainly the most ironic case of diabetes I've ever seen. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2177 |
The good news is, you still have your head. |
1.3333 |
0.06086 |
81 |
57 |
21 |
3 |
2178 |
I said baking sheet not bed sheet! |
1.3333 |
0.06804 |
81 |
60 |
15 |
6 |
2179 |
I'm afraid it's Gingervitis |
1.3333 |
0.06334 |
81 |
58 |
19 |
4 |
2180 |
Patient presents with stale skin, high blood sugar, two extra belly buttons, and a slight gingerbread odor |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2181 |
We'd like to take a few more tissue samples. |
1.3333 |
0.06261 |
87 |
63 |
19 |
5 |
2182 |
Your sugar level is slightly elevated, but we'll try to get you out of here in one piece! |
1.3333 |
0.06334 |
81 |
58 |
19 |
4 |
2183 |
We're sorry to be a little early, but the fruit cake next door is not quite ready. |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2184 |
He looks pretty battered up. |
1.3333 |
0.06261 |
87 |
63 |
19 |
5 |
2185 |
Obamacare does not cover allspice, what would you like to do? |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2186 |
We have a batch of options. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2187 |
Turns out, you're healthier than you look. |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2188 |
I’m very sorry, but yes, you’ve tested positive for gluten. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2189 |
We have a few more tastes to perform on you before you're discharged. |
1.3333 |
0.06086 |
81 |
57 |
21 |
3 |
2190 |
Your running days are over |
1.3333 |
0.06261 |
87 |
63 |
19 |
5 |
2191 |
I'm really sorry but after taking a closer look at your batter, we did find some lumps. |
1.3333 |
0.07051 |
84 |
64 |
12 |
8 |
2192 |
We're still not sure what caused it, but your sugar level is through the roof. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2193 |
It's not your appetite I'm worried about. |
1.3333 |
0.06321 |
90 |
66 |
18 |
6 |
2194 |
Your labs show high levels of gluten. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2195 |
You passed out because your sugar was too low. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2196 |
I didn't say a battery of tests, I said they were going to test your batter. |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2197 |
We’re starved for ideas, so we’ll have to amputate. |
1.3333 |
0.06804 |
81 |
60 |
15 |
6 |
2198 |
You'll never again be able to run as fast as you can. |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2199 |
We're not surprised this happened. You were not cut out for the life you were leading. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2200 |
We will proceed with our examination as soon as Dr. Lebeuw arrives with the milk. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2201 |
All we know is he’s a John Doe, from Drury Lane. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2202 |
Then the children did WHAT to your house? |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2203 |
You didn't know ginger snaps? |
1.3333 |
0.06804 |
81 |
60 |
15 |
6 |
2204 |
Rest assured that after rehab you’ll be flat on your back again, unable to sit up. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2205 |
I'm sorry, but you'll never run again. |
1.3333 |
0.06804 |
81 |
60 |
15 |
6 |
2206 |
It took a team of specialists, but we've successfully completed your ginger reassignment surgery. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2207 |
It's just a yeast infection. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2208 |
Let’s try a Taste Test |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2209 |
I don’t know whether to treat him or eat him |
1.3333 |
0.05819 |
87 |
61 |
23 |
3 |
2210 |
You're in good hands. My team never goes off half-baked or offers cookie-cutter diagnoses. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2211 |
We're not sure how to put this, but we fear you'll soon be a broken man. |
1.3333 |
0.06932 |
75 |
55 |
15 |
5 |
2212 |
Congratulations! You're officially gluten-free. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2213 |
Thanks to these guy's we were able to reconstruct the leg, but the milk damage on the house is more extensive then we thought |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2214 |
We see this a lot in our gluten free patients. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2215 |
Unfortunately we can’t make you better. But you’re already delicious! |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2216 |
Your biopsy showed signs of deliciousness. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2217 |
He presented in the ER with dimidium cocta...he's half baked. |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2218 |
Unfortunately your health insurance expired December 26. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2219 |
Your blood sugar levels have stabilized, but we want to perform one more taste test. |
1.3333 |
0.07027 |
81 |
61 |
13 |
7 |
2220 |
He keeps asking for the muffin man. Any suggestions? |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2221 |
All that sugar did catch up with him. |
1.3333 |
0.06086 |
81 |
57 |
21 |
3 |
2222 |
Blood sugar level's off the charts. |
1.3333 |
0.07027 |
81 |
61 |
13 |
7 |
2223 |
Apparently you can out run everyone except the measles |
1.3333 |
0.06573 |
81 |
59 |
17 |
5 |
2224 |
You have the worst case of gingervitis we've ever seen |
1.3333 |
0.06471 |
87 |
64 |
17 |
6 |
2225 |
You've got severe burns, but your diagnosis is delicious. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2226 |
Our partnership with the School of Culinary Arts is a great success: You are now gluten-free. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2227 |
We think it’s too much sugar. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2228 |
Great news. All tests show you are gluten free. |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
2229 |
Our proposed treatment is better than your typical cookie-cutter solution. |
1.3295 |
0.06409 |
88 |
65 |
17 |
6 |
2230 |
We can’t keep readmitting you every time you see a glass of milk. |
1.3295 |
0.06201 |
88 |
64 |
19 |
5 |
2231 |
I’ll say this as gingerly as possible. |
1.3295 |
0.06409 |
88 |
65 |
17 |
6 |
2232 |
We're cautiously optimistic that you can outrun this. |
1.3294 |
0.05891 |
85 |
60 |
22 |
3 |
2233 |
We had a donor match for you, but he was unfortunately turned into pie crust on the way to the operating room. |
1.3294 |
0.06124 |
85 |
61 |
20 |
4 |
2234 |
We have sent your bowl out to be licked. |
1.3294 |
0.06565 |
85 |
63 |
16 |
6 |
2235 |
Unfortunately, the scan indicates you were pulled from the oven 3 minutes early. |
1.3294 |
0.05891 |
85 |
60 |
22 |
3 |
2236 |
hi, I am the Chef resident .... |
1.3294 |
0.06565 |
85 |
63 |
16 |
6 |
2237 |
We're still searching for a non-GMO donor. |
1.3294 |
0.06348 |
85 |
62 |
18 |
5 |
2238 |
His ginger levels are fine, but his cinnamon count is really low. |
1.3294 |
0.06124 |
85 |
61 |
20 |
4 |
2239 |
His condition is delicious. |
1.3294 |
0.06565 |
85 |
63 |
16 |
6 |
2240 |
If we bake you a Gingerbread Woman, will you promise not to run away again? |
1.3294 |
0.06348 |
85 |
62 |
18 |
5 |
2241 |
I’m afraid that your lifestyle has finally caught up with you. |
1.3294 |
0.06565 |
85 |
63 |
16 |
6 |
2242 |
Good news is, you have a curable case of gingeRvitis. Bad news is, we all think that sounds absolutely delicious. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2243 |
You can't run away from your genetics. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2244 |
Fortunately, when we made you, we didn't break the mold. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2245 |
Don't worry sir, I've brought in the experts. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2246 |
We suggest you watch the sugar. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2247 |
We need to get a second opinion from the pastry chef. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2248 |
We're delighted to report that you're now fully edible, and you do look yummy! |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2249 |
You seem rather stale. What can we do to perk you up? |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2250 |
As your cardiologist, I recommend that you cut back on the butter. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2251 |
Does "out of the oven prematurely" count as a pre - existing condition? |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2252 |
It's just a bad case of seasonal affective disorder |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2253 |
We found a donor. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2254 |
How long have you had this burning sensation? |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2255 |
I didn't want to sugarcoat this, but the specialists confirm that you are actually a snicker doodle. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2256 |
You have until Christmas to live. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2257 |
Your sugar level is a bit elevated. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2258 |
He’s been suffering from depression ever since his house was eaten over the holidays |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2259 |
Your glucose is off the chart. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2260 |
Apparently you can catch the gingerbread man. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2261 |
We can't get him to rise. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2262 |
Good news! It’s only a yeast infection |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2263 |
The hospital cafeteria staff agrees you can leave if you just fork over an arm and a leg. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2264 |
Well chefs, we've finally created some competition for the Pillsbury Doughboy. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2265 |
Looks like your sugar is out of control, but we'll run a few tastes on you just to be sure. |
1.3291 |
0.06674 |
79 |
58 |
16 |
5 |
2266 |
Are you an organ donor? |
1.3288 |
0.07313 |
73 |
55 |
12 |
6 |
2267 |
I summoned the bakers for a consult. I'm not happy with that nibbling sensation that you are feeling. |
1.3256 |
0.06908 |
86 |
66 |
12 |
8 |
2268 |
We need more dough to pay for the surgery. |
1.3256 |
0.06286 |
86 |
63 |
18 |
5 |
2269 |
Cremate or bake at 350 F.? |
1.3253 |
0.06439 |
83 |
61 |
17 |
5 |
2270 |
We are thrilled to inform you that our first trans-ginger procedure was a complete success. |
1.3253 |
0.06206 |
83 |
60 |
19 |
4 |
2271 |
Chefs concur you have a yeast infection. |
1.3253 |
0.05713 |
83 |
58 |
23 |
2 |
2272 |
We have never seen such a severe case of yeast infection. |
1.3253 |
0.06663 |
83 |
62 |
15 |
6 |
2273 |
He's been experiencing shortness of bread. |
1.3253 |
0.06663 |
83 |
62 |
15 |
6 |
2274 |
Amazingly, he survived first degree burns over his entire body. |
1.3253 |
0.06206 |
83 |
60 |
19 |
4 |
2275 |
So you say that you feel that everyone is trying to take a bite out of you? |
1.3253 |
0.06663 |
83 |
62 |
15 |
6 |
2276 |
"It appears you were low on sugar". |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2277 |
He’s got a bit of a sweet tooth. I’d say we have a classic case of ginger-vitis. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2278 |
Can you identify the person that flattened you? |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2279 |
We're having trouble deciding where to start — head or feet. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2280 |
I'm not sure how to break this to you, so I think we're going to start with your legs. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2281 |
It says right here you plan to donate your body to culinary science. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2282 |
Good news, you’re baked to perfection. |
1.3250 |
0.05839 |
80 |
56 |
22 |
2 |
2283 |
In cases like yours, we prefer to let the fever run, run, run its course as fast as it can. |
1.3250 |
0.05839 |
80 |
56 |
22 |
2 |
2284 |
The prognosis is good - it's only a mild case of the crumbles. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2285 |
You're still suffering from amnesia. You are not Mr. Potato-Head. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2286 |
Thanks to the team, the tests show that you are now completely gluten free! |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2287 |
Frankly, we didn't expect you to last this long. |
1.3250 |
0.05839 |
80 |
56 |
22 |
2 |
2288 |
For 12 to 15 minutes, Mr. G Bread experienced an elevated temperature of almost 375 degrees! |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2289 |
You are probably asking yourself - was I really cut out for this part? |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2290 |
You're in luck. We specialize in just this sort of thing. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2291 |
About your sore knee- after consultation we've decided to try icing it. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2292 |
Your spice reassignment went perfectly, Cinnamonbread Man. |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2293 |
we are afraid you are allergic to ginger. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2294 |
Obviously he's broken. Ginger bread does not bend once it sets. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2295 |
It’s the best outcome you could have hoped for considering your health insurance plan. |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2296 |
Don't worry, the surgery to remove your appendix will be cookie cutter. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2297 |
The good news is that the recipe was a success. The bad news is that we're going to eat you now. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2298 |
We've never done ginger reassignment surgery. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2299 |
His temperature's still 350, his pulse is a little doughy, and there's a surprising lack of genitalia. |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2300 |
Your vitals are good, but we need to run some taste tests to make sure. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2301 |
Thank you all for coming. I'm recommending a molasses drip, but would love to get your opinions, since that will have very slow results. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
2302 |
We realize that your previous therapy was half-baked so we recommend 375 degrees for ten minutes |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
2303 |
The important thing we want you to remember is that therapy includes lots of icing. |
1.3243 |
0.06413 |
74 |
53 |
18 |
3 |
2304 |
Bad news - your temperature is 350. |
1.3243 |
0.06117 |
74 |
52 |
20 |
2 |
2305 |
I'm afraid you have a fatal case of ginger-vitis |
1.3214 |
0.06595 |
84 |
63 |
15 |
6 |
2306 |
Nothing that a little extra time in the oven won't cure |
1.3214 |
0.06374 |
84 |
62 |
17 |
5 |
2307 |
We're just here to run a few nibbles, er... tests. |
1.3210 |
0.06292 |
81 |
59 |
18 |
4 |
2308 |
Be sure to handle him very gingerly. |
1.3210 |
0.05781 |
81 |
57 |
22 |
2 |
2309 |
Take two gumdrops and call me in the morning. |
1.3210 |
0.06292 |
81 |
59 |
18 |
4 |
2310 |
The good new is your tissue samples are delicious. |
1.3210 |
0.06533 |
81 |
60 |
16 |
5 |
2311 |
You don't have the dough for our services |
1.3210 |
0.06292 |
81 |
59 |
18 |
4 |
2312 |
Most recent episode happened when he ran, ran as fast as he can. |
1.3210 |
0.06533 |
81 |
60 |
16 |
5 |
2313 |
Ok, you may each take a small bite before the surgeon gets here.... |
1.3210 |
0.06292 |
81 |
59 |
18 |
4 |
2314 |
We have come to the conclusion that your suicide attempt was half-baked. |
1.3210 |
0.06533 |
81 |
60 |
16 |
5 |
2315 |
They got the doughboy. He'll pay for this. |
1.3210 |
0.06292 |
81 |
59 |
18 |
4 |
2316 |
We've brought in a team of specialists to explain your half-baked diagnosis. |
1.3210 |
0.06042 |
81 |
58 |
20 |
3 |
2317 |
We have placed him on a diet of extra sugar and cinnamon, hoping this will sweeten his disposition. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2318 |
Next we just need to check the internal temperature. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2319 |
On further examination it appears that you're toast. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2320 |
We've come to a diagnosis: you're half-baked. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2321 |
They used to build houses. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2322 |
“We’ve decided to treat your condition gingerly”. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2323 |
Don't worry-It's nothing a little frosting can't cure. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2324 |
Good news. We found an icing donor. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2325 |
Technically, you are still a gingerbread man. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2326 |
We've dressed up your surgical team to help you feel at home. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2327 |
The tastes all came back negative. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2328 |
The prognosis is delicious. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2329 |
Admissions has you down for a Cafeteria Plan. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2330 |
The test results came back. I'm afraid you're store-bought. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2331 |
Don't be alarmed, we just call it the 'taste test.' |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2332 |
We've determined that you were baked in a factory containing nuts. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2333 |
I've been stumped by your condition, so we brought in a team of specialists. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2334 |
We've successfully replaced your gum drop buttons with Cotton Candy balls. Your allergy rash should clear up soon. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2335 |
We'll have you up and running in no time. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2336 |
We are pretty sure it was too much butter. |
1.3205 |
0.05911 |
78 |
55 |
21 |
2 |
2337 |
I'm terribly sorry. We weren't aware of your raisin allergy. |
1.3205 |
0.05911 |
78 |
55 |
21 |
2 |
2338 |
You're just a little stale. |
1.3205 |
0.05911 |
78 |
55 |
21 |
2 |
2339 |
Congratulations Sheila, your transginger operation was a success. |
1.3205 |
0.07632 |
78 |
62 |
7 |
9 |
2340 |
Sorry, but your insurance doesn't cover baked goods. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2341 |
He gets the ginger from his mom's side of the family. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2342 |
I’m sorry to tell you, but you’re about to crumble. |
1.3200 |
0.06051 |
75 |
53 |
20 |
2 |
2343 |
Sadly, the condition will eat him alive. |
1.3194 |
0.07616 |
72 |
56 |
9 |
7 |
2344 |
One teaspoon of baking powder will get you up in no time. |
1.3188 |
0.07297 |
69 |
52 |
12 |
5 |
2345 |
Your blood sugar is off the charts again. |
1.3188 |
0.06688 |
69 |
50 |
16 |
3 |
2346 |
Could be a yeast infection. Our chefs would like to run some tests. |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
2347 |
The good news is, it’s December 26. |
1.3171 |
0.06464 |
82 |
61 |
16 |
5 |
2348 |
We're going to have to take you back to the kitchen. There are no cookies allowed in bed. |
1.3171 |
0.06693 |
82 |
62 |
14 |
6 |
2349 |
This patient is a victim of cookie cutter medicine |
1.3165 |
0.05850 |
79 |
56 |
21 |
2 |
2350 |
We’re worried that even though you look fresh, you may have been sitting out too long. |
1.3165 |
0.05850 |
79 |
56 |
21 |
2 |
2351 |
I'm not going to sugarcoat it, the results weren't good. |
1.3165 |
0.06630 |
79 |
59 |
15 |
5 |
2352 |
On a positive note, your cinnamon levels have normalized. |
1.3165 |
0.06630 |
79 |
59 |
15 |
5 |
2353 |
And at this time tomorrow you’ll be a gingerbread woman. |
1.3165 |
0.07103 |
79 |
61 |
11 |
7 |
2354 |
Just making the rounds with my interns. Mind if they nibble? |
1.3165 |
0.06121 |
79 |
57 |
19 |
3 |
2355 |
The toothpick came out clean and after a brief cooling you'll be ready to eat. |
1.3165 |
0.06871 |
79 |
60 |
13 |
6 |
2356 |
Fortunately for you, the bacteria are only flesh-eating. |
1.3165 |
0.06630 |
79 |
59 |
15 |
5 |
2357 |
Well, Mr. Gingerbread, our half-baked specialists will have you up and running in no time. |
1.3165 |
0.06871 |
79 |
60 |
13 |
6 |
2358 |
We’d like to run an involved series of taste tests. |
1.3165 |
0.06121 |
79 |
57 |
19 |
3 |
2359 |
Ginger, before you try to get up, the bakers who made you came to apologize. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2360 |
Four out of five pastry chefs agree — it's a severe case of gingervitis. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2361 |
You have no orthopedic surgeons in network, but I have some other options. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2362 |
We’re all pleased that your sex change surgery was successful. For all intents and purposes, you’ve become a Gingerbread Woman. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2363 |
He was admitted last night with dangerously low cinnamon and ginger levels |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2364 |
Your cinnamon panels came back normal. You can expect to live a normal life span of 2 to 3 days. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2365 |
With any luck, you'll be up on your feet and eaten within a week. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2366 |
He seems a little underdone to me. Do you all concur? |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2367 |
These pastry chefs are here to adjust your sugar so you’ll never be caught again. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2368 |
The problem is to many cooks. |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
2369 |
Don't worry! We brought a group of specialists. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2370 |
When you arrived, your temperature was 350 degrees. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2371 |
It's the brown sugar diabetes. We have to bite your leg off. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2372 |
We've got the scan. The good news is that those tumors were just raisins. The bad news is that there were fewer than we like to see. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2373 |
I'm so sorry, but you've got The Crumble. |
1.3158 |
0.07771 |
76 |
61 |
6 |
9 |
2374 |
We just need you to sign this consent form before we administer the taste test. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2375 |
Once your molasses and cinnamon levels are in range, you’re ready. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2376 |
Food poisoning. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2377 |
We agree on the prognosis: warm and chewy. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2378 |
Your temperature is a perfect 375. You can be served, I mean, discharged now. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2379 |
We think another 30 minutes in the microwave should do it. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2380 |
Congratulations on your 'Ginger Re-assignment' Janet, you now have a candy cane. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2381 |
So currently you are feeling a little bit ginger? |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2382 |
So you think you're a Napolean? |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2383 |
The basic protocol is that we first remove the head. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2384 |
His symptoms are the result of half baked ideas. |
1.3158 |
0.05367 |
76 |
52 |
24 |
0 |
2385 |
And who's half-baked idea was this?!! |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
2386 |
15 minutes at 350 degrees will fix you right up. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2387 |
The bakers want to know what qualities you'd appreciate in a wife. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2388 |
We’d like to stick you with a toothpick to see if you’re still half-baked. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2389 |
I'm sorry to have to inform you, sir, but it looks like you're going to need a gumdrop replacement. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2390 |
We regret you're not in the shape we’d hoped. Our policy is to eat our mistakes. |
1.3158 |
0.07771 |
76 |
61 |
6 |
9 |
2391 |
Our diagnosis is that you overbaked. Sadly, because you've cooled, your condition is irreversible. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2392 |
We could add icing to lower your fever, but your blood sugar's too high. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2393 |
I'm afraid I've got some bad news. It's gluten." |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
2394 |
It's a severe case of ginger-vitis. We'll have you up and running as fast as we can. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2395 |
Other than the elevated glucose, everything appears to be in order for a cookie your age. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2396 |
My personal recommendation is, RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN !!! |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2397 |
The Baker's Guild has requested that you update your organ donor status. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2398 |
I've brought in our palliative care team to discuss your treatment plan. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2399 |
Your cinnamon levels are sky high! |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2400 |
A little icing here and there and he should be fine. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2401 |
The consensus is that your wound needs a bit more icing. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2402 |
It's not an eating disorder. The prescribed recipe just has to be gluten free. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2403 |
Let’s make a snap decision. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2404 |
Everyone, meet John Doe. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2405 |
This is the last one: a tasting test. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2406 |
While I’m on vacation, rest assured you will have the best of care under my new interns, Doctors Lagasse, Bourdain, De Laurentiis, Flay, and Deen. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2407 |
We have a new treatment, but you're going to need a lot more dough. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2408 |
Fever's gone. Not sure if it's the antibiotics or because we took him out of the oven. |
1.3158 |
0.05685 |
76 |
53 |
22 |
1 |
2409 |
I want to get your sugar levels down. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2410 |
The team is in agreement - you're just a little underdone. Five minutes in the oven will have you up and run-run-running again. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2411 |
He claims he's trans-ginger. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2412 |
We highly recommend that you please stop running as fast as you can. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2413 |
We'd like your permission to do a little frosting. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2414 |
Initial tests have been inconclusive, but one thing is for sure. Something's eating him. |
1.3158 |
0.05685 |
76 |
53 |
22 |
1 |
2415 |
Feeling a bit snappish today, are we? |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2416 |
You need to take things more gingerly. |
1.3158 |
0.05685 |
76 |
53 |
22 |
1 |
2417 |
Here we have an acute case of gingeritis |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2418 |
It's not good news. We are all here to eat you. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2419 |
I fear it's even worse than the Humpty Dumpty case. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2420 |
Good news. Your insurance allows us to put on candy sprinkles at no additional cost. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2421 |
Fortunately his insurance covers pre-existing confections. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2422 |
They've realized their mistake and want to remove the shoes. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2423 |
The bad news is we can't turn you back. The good news is we've nearly finished your house. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2424 |
You’ll be fine; you’re just half-baked. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2425 |
He has some half-baked ideas. Send him to psychiatry. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2426 |
I wouldn’t be too concerned about the sponge bath. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2427 |
If you don't stop taking in so much sugar, it will be a recipe for disaster. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2428 |
The specialists sadly concur, sir. You're one sick cookie. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2429 |
We have decided to treat you gingerly. |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
2430 |
The insurance company has rejected your claim for icing reassignment. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2431 |
...and these fine folks from Habitat for Bakery Goods are going to build you a new house. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2432 |
I'm afraid your molasses level is quite low. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2433 |
I thinked he needs to be completely cooled on a baking sheet. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2434 |
Well, we caught you. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2435 |
He appears to have acute hardening of the molasses! |
1.3158 |
0.07542 |
76 |
60 |
8 |
8 |
2436 |
These people are from ICEing. I'm afraid you've overstayed your welcome. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2437 |
Your blood sugar is off the charts, but we brought in help. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2438 |
It's all the molasses - slowin' you down." |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2439 |
We'll need to test your blood sugar. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2440 |
We don't usually see this at this time of the year. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2441 |
And here we have a patient suffering from “you are what you eat” syndrome. |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
2442 |
Caught Ya |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2443 |
I am afraid your gluten will have to be removed. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2444 |
My team is going to do exploratory surgery to see what you are made of. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2445 |
Sir my colleagues here assure me that in spite of some half baked policies, we can make Gingerbread great again! |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2446 |
You're in much better shape than your friend Humpty Dumpty. He's been scrambled. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2447 |
We think your sugar is low. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2448 |
It’s just a yeast infection. You will be rising in no time. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2449 |
It's not about us catching you, it's about what you caught. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2450 |
The test results are in.................you're done. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2451 |
Even your bakers think you look fried. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2452 |
At your age, it's time to stop running. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2453 |
Unfortunately, you have incurable gingeritis. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2454 |
Unfortunately, that's the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2455 |
You have elevated ginger levels in your blood. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2456 |
You apparently outwitted the Fox. These nice chefs want you to join them for dinner. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2457 |
Good news, you’ll recover soon. Bad news, you’ll be back in the oven and then eaten. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2458 |
The consensus is that there has been no overdose of ginger. However, you are seriously over baked. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2459 |
This will be a cookie cutter operation. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2460 |
Since the merger, this is a teaching hospital AND a test kitchen. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
2461 |
So far your tests show your sugar levels are very high. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2462 |
Well, we ran some tests in the kitchen and it appears to be no more than an extreme case of gingervitus. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2463 |
We're trying to figure out the reason for so much sugar in your urine. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2464 |
What's the post-operative treatment plan? Why, we eat you. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2465 |
It seems he was running as fast as he could when he suffered the heart attack. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2466 |
My best advice? If a fox offers to give you a ride across a river -- I'd decline. |
1.3158 |
0.07542 |
76 |
60 |
8 |
8 |
2467 |
Nothing to worry about. Just a slight touch of gingervitis. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2468 |
Let's try icing first, then you should chill for at least two hours... |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2469 |
You'll be fine - I think you just got a little overheated. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2470 |
It turns out he's allergic to ginger |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2471 |
You were out for days so we had a little fun with the full body cast. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2472 |
We'll get you fixed as fast as we can, but your running days are over. |
1.3158 |
0.05367 |
76 |
52 |
24 |
0 |
2473 |
My diagnosis is that you’re half baked. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
2474 |
After serious consultation, we’ve concluded your half baked! |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
2475 |
He's still too warm to ice. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
2476 |
You may choose to remain genderless as you were created, or we can attach a little "identity" if you wish. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
2477 |
Fever's gone. We took you out of the oven just in time |
1.3151 |
0.05475 |
73 |
50 |
23 |
0 |
2478 |
Once we get your temperature to a hot 375 degrees, you'll be just fine. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
2479 |
Great news, Cookie; you'll soon be good enough to eat! |
1.3143 |
0.07207 |
70 |
53 |
12 |
5 |
2480 |
Gluten intolerance--autoimmune, I'm afraid. |
1.3134 |
0.06795 |
67 |
49 |
15 |
3 |
2481 |
And absolutely no snacking on the patient. |
1.3133 |
0.05401 |
83 |
58 |
24 |
1 |
2482 |
Your test results indicate an acute case of Gingervitis |
1.3125 |
0.06313 |
80 |
59 |
17 |
4 |
2483 |
Yes, we've put your child in the oven -- I mean the incubator. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2484 |
We're going to run, run some tests as fast as we can. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2485 |
Yes, I see they didn't catch you, but you certainly caught something. |
1.3117 |
0.05313 |
77 |
53 |
24 |
0 |
2486 |
You have low blood sugar. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2487 |
We are going to have to treat this patient very gingerly |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2488 |
Just a few more days and you'll be able to run, run as fast as you can! |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2489 |
We're running tests fast, as fast as we can. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2490 |
...and so we'll need to treat him gingerly for the next 48 hours. |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
2491 |
With a cooling rack, the procedure is safe and well tolerated. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2492 |
He slipped in the icing. |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
2493 |
Sadly, you are gluten intolerant. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2494 |
Your vanilla is dangerously low. |
1.3117 |
0.05921 |
77 |
55 |
20 |
2 |
2495 |
This man has a gingersnap fracture. I recommend heat treatments for 20 minutes at 350 and we'll see how he tastes in the morning. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2496 |
Firstly, do not let our lab coats fool you: We are not doctors. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2497 |
Our goal is to have you up and run run running as fast as you can as soon soon soon as possible. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2498 |
Good news. You're sugar free. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2499 |
You pulled through quite well, though your sugar's a bit high. |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
2500 |
The patient reported feeling crumby. |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
2501 |
Anyway you slice it, the guy looks great. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2502 |
My diagnosis would be gingeritis. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2503 |
...and he had a temperature of 350 degrees. |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
2504 |
The good news is you're still delicious. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2505 |
You scan shows numerous cracks. Unfortunately, you will have to be re-iced. |
1.3117 |
0.05921 |
77 |
55 |
20 |
2 |
2506 |
We’ve concluded that your sugar is way too high. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2507 |
You have acute gingivitis |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2508 |
« After the procedure you will need to keep up a strict icing routine. » |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2509 |
It was a hit and run. Looks like it was the muffin man. |
1.3117 |
0.05921 |
77 |
55 |
20 |
2 |
2510 |
I'm afraid your running days are over! |
1.3117 |
0.05921 |
77 |
55 |
20 |
2 |
2511 |
I'll be performing the surgery, and this is the frosting team. They need to know your icing type. |
1.3117 |
0.06981 |
77 |
59 |
12 |
6 |
2512 |
We'd like to run a few taste...I mean test. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2513 |
Take two teaspoons of baking powder and call me in the morning. |
1.3117 |
0.05921 |
77 |
55 |
20 |
2 |
2514 |
Yes... I see... and how many of these bakers do you typically hallucinate at one time Mr. Gingerbread Man? |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
2515 |
Telling someone they were past their ‘best before date’ never got any easier. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2516 |
And that’s the way the cookie crumbles. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2517 |
Your temperature is down from 350.6 to normal. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2518 |
I've called in a team of specialists. |
1.3117 |
0.06981 |
77 |
59 |
12 |
6 |
2519 |
Contrary to your belief, this will not be a piece of cake! |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2520 |
We did what we could but you only have sixty bites to live. |
1.3117 |
0.05921 |
77 |
55 |
20 |
2 |
2521 |
You're gluten-free to go. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2522 |
One of our surgeons did a pastry fellowship in France, so this appendectomy will be a piece of cake. |
1.3117 |
0.05626 |
77 |
54 |
22 |
1 |
2523 |
The good news is the operation will only cost an arm and a leg. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2524 |
Sir, we recommend a milk dunking to take the edge off. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2525 |
He'll be fine as long as he doesn't go near the kids. |
1.3117 |
0.07222 |
77 |
60 |
10 |
7 |
2526 |
We thought we'd lost you; you were pretty baked when they brought you in. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2527 |
He gives a half-baked story of being unable to rise from bed. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
2528 |
I'm afraid he's half baked. |
1.3117 |
0.05626 |
77 |
54 |
22 |
1 |
2529 |
Our next patient has a half-baked clinical history so let's treat him gingerly. |
1.3117 |
0.06981 |
77 |
59 |
12 |
6 |
2530 |
Thankfully, we caught you early. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2531 |
Your wife and children were eaten after the accident, but we are baking you a new family as we speak. |
1.3117 |
0.06203 |
77 |
56 |
18 |
3 |
2532 |
Do you know the muffin man? I believe he lives on Drurery Lane |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2533 |
Do you consent to donate your organs to help feed the hungry? |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2534 |
My main concern: is that a temperature of 375 degrees is definitely too high. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2535 |
He's simply suffering from exhaustion, imagining that everyone's chasing him. |
1.3108 |
0.05749 |
74 |
52 |
21 |
1 |
2536 |
No worries. Just snip snip and it's bye-bye little dough boys. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2537 |
Your chart indicates you're here because you feel crumby. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2538 |
We've run the test and it appears you're lactose intolerant |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2539 |
You have a yeast allergy. |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
2540 |
My team and I specialize in patients who may contain soy, dairy, wheat, tree nuts, shellfish, and eggs. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2541 |
On the bright side you will taste delicious. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2542 |
The surgery was a success. You are now officially uncatchable. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2543 |
It appears that you are cancer free, but, unfortunately, you are not gluten free. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2544 |
Now that we’ve finally caught you..... |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2545 |
It appears the consensus is that you donate your body to dessert. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2546 |
Gluten free for you may be a recipe for disaster... |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2547 |
It's your kidneys. It turns out they're, well... delicious. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2548 |
My team stands ready to work on your house next. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2549 |
For your condition, I brought in specialists. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2550 |
We're attributing the stiffness to being left out of the tupperware. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2551 |
And this is an example of too much butter. |
1.3108 |
0.05749 |
74 |
52 |
21 |
1 |
2552 |
Don't fool yourselves. This is no "cookie-cutter" case. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2553 |
We think you have restless leg syndrome. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2554 |
When your condition reached 'mouthwatering,' the harvesting team assembled stat. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2555 |
You were saved by a last minute addition of 1/4 cup of molasses |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2556 |
They sincerely apologize for leaving the oven on too long! |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2557 |
Well, I couldn’t find anything wrong with you so I’ve brought in some specialists from the Catering Core. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2558 |
Good news! You passed the ginger test with flying calories. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2559 |
By all appearances you should soon be able to run, run, run, as fast as you can. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2560 |
If the treatment is unsuccessful, they’re hoping you’ll donate your body to the kitchen. |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
2561 |
I have good news: as far as we're concerned you're done. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2562 |
To confirm my half-baked diagnosis, my colleagues now need to break off and eat your hand. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2563 |
We all think your sugar's too low! |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2564 |
We're pleased you've decided to donate your body to science. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2565 |
Obviously, gluten free and vegan. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2566 |
You need to cut down on the sugar |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2567 |
You appear to be gluten intolerant. |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
2568 |
They want permission to make five dozen clones. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2569 |
These bakers have volunteered to make your house match your new body. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2570 |
Your dough is no good around here. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2571 |
The good news is you're not contagious, but we'd still like to do one more taste. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2572 |
Since you are a made man, St. Honoratus has brought on a special team to perform your phalloplasty. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2573 |
We performed a nutmeg transfusion and a trans fat transplant. You should be as scrumptious as the day you were baked. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2574 |
We are especially proud of this one, the first ever Oatmeal to Gingerbread transition. |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
2575 |
He jumped from the oven and pulled a hammy as he ran, ran, ran. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2576 |
The source of your paranoia may be due to watching Fox news. |
1.3108 |
0.07679 |
74 |
59 |
7 |
8 |
2577 |
There's more of us behind the curtain. Now, what's the recipe? |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2578 |
Milk is his life's blood. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2579 |
My associates and I agree, your blood sugar is a little high. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2580 |
We won’t sugargar coat what the tests show— you have a ruptured raisin. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2581 |
Medically speaking, the flu ran as fast as it can. And it caught you. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2582 |
We understand you want to be gluten free. We are here for your re-assignment surgery. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2583 |
And this is Mr. G. Bread....His presenting complaint is that he got mixed up with gluten-free flour and now he feels like he’s falling apart. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2584 |
The cloning experiment-we call it a "recipe"-was a success! |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2585 |
The interns would like to take samples to taste...... er test. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2586 |
It’s relatively new, but you’re suffering from serious gluten deficiency. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2587 |
I'm sorry, we'll have to replace your gumdrops. This may take a while. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2588 |
Good news is we removed the gluten..bad news is you still taste awful |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
2589 |
What you see is the tragic result of substituting maple syrup for molasses! |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2590 |
We'd like to perform some medical tastes. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2591 |
We caught your condition as fast as we can. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2592 |
Gentlemen, we can re-bake him. We have the technology. Better than he was before. Tastier, spicier, cuter. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2593 |
Looks like Ginger ailing again. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2594 |
Let's order a big glass of milk. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2595 |
he says he feels crummy |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2596 |
Sorry, you will never be able to "run run as fast as you can" anymore. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2597 |
Remember when your mother told you that if you eat one more gingerbread cookie you ‘d turn into one... |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2598 |
And what are the side-effects of getting baked? |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2599 |
If anyone has a half-baked diagnosis keep it to yourself. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2600 |
How are you tasting, I mean feeling this morning? |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2601 |
Run, run, as fast as you can. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2602 |
We wanted you to be assured we will handle your procedure gingerly. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2603 |
Would a spoonful of sugar help the medicine go down? |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2604 |
We're going to have to eat you to find out what's really wrong. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2605 |
We want to run a few more taste tests. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2606 |
Your depression is normal after the holidays. |
1.3108 |
0.05749 |
74 |
52 |
21 |
1 |
2607 |
I am so sorry sir but you have reached your expiration date, and if we did CPR you might snap! |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2608 |
You have what we call a baker’s cyst... |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2609 |
We'd send you home, but it's still being baked. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2610 |
It typically starts with the head. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2611 |
It turns out, Henry, that you're sugar and spice, And all that's nice; That's what little girls are made of. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2612 |
This is what happens when you run, run, as fast as you can from vaccinations. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2613 |
As this is a teaching bakery, I've asked a student to collect your sample. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2614 |
Unfortunately... saying "catch me if you can i'm the gingerbread man" doesnt work with real diseases. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2615 |
Thankfully, we caught you early. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
2616 |
We're all going to need multiple biopsies |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
2617 |
Regrettably we had to amputate both of your legs...but we assure you they were delicious. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2618 |
There appears to be nothing wrong with him other than his insistence of being called "The Gingerbed Man". |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2619 |
I have good news and bad: Your blood sugars are cholesterol are off the charts, but you did exceedingly well on the cognitive exam. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2620 |
Name; BreadMan, Ginger. Complaint; Half baked, Paranoid with delusions of being delicious. Diagnosis; Chocolate chip bumps, cinnamon pallor. Lips have glossy icing appearance. Prognosis; Good with milk for a week to ten days. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2621 |
The bad news is that your stem cell surgery went horribly awry. The good news is that you'll be in big demand during the holiday season. |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
2622 |
I decided to bring in more specialists. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2623 |
Life was short, but sweet |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2624 |
I can't help you, but I've brought in a crack team of pastry chefs. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2625 |
Avoid swimming in milk, and your legs should be just fine. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2626 |
Mike here has a running injury. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2627 |
vanilla extract stat! |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2628 |
The specialist agree. You're done |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2629 |
Good news. You've been upgraded to 'Yummy'. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2630 |
Now our staff will explain the organ donor program. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2631 |
The lab results are back, you need to be Gluten free now |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2632 |
With your insurance, this is the best we could do. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2633 |
. . . and the tasting team will check your sugar levels while you last. |
1.3108 |
0.07434 |
74 |
58 |
9 |
7 |
2634 |
No, we don't use the spoon to take your temperature. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2635 |
I’m sorry. We don’t offer a gluten-free transfusion option. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2636 |
Another hit-and-run steamroller. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
2637 |
Are we feeling batter this morning? |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2638 |
I understand you said you're ready to meet your maker? |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
2639 |
I'm afraid my colleagues tell me your running days are over. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2640 |
What you need is more exercise, so run, run as fast as you can! |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
2641 |
These are our best surgeons. They will be in charge of icing the wound. |
1.3099 |
0.06213 |
71 |
51 |
18 |
2 |
2642 |
Who wants first bite at this one? |
1.3099 |
0.05880 |
71 |
50 |
20 |
1 |
2643 |
I'm not going to sugarcoat this. If you don't stay out of the oven, pretty soon you'll be toast. |
1.3099 |
0.06830 |
71 |
53 |
14 |
4 |
2644 |
1. His symptoms are very cookie cutter. 2. Perhaps we added too much ginger. 3. He says he heard something snap. 4. He’s got a bad case of gingeritis. |
1.3099 |
0.06830 |
71 |
53 |
14 |
4 |
2645 |
We're going to examine you ... very gingerly. |
1.3088 |
0.06710 |
68 |
50 |
15 |
3 |
2646 |
You are extremely lucky that we got you before the frosting was applied. |
1.3088 |
0.06375 |
68 |
49 |
17 |
2 |
2647 |
You have a gluten intolerance. |
1.3088 |
0.06710 |
68 |
50 |
15 |
3 |
2648 |
I'm ordering blood sugar levels on this guy, stat! |
1.3077 |
0.06657 |
78 |
59 |
14 |
5 |
2649 |
No, they will not make any jokes about 'How the Cookie Crumbles.' |
1.3077 |
0.05859 |
78 |
56 |
20 |
2 |
2650 |
stiffness is a common side effect, milk usually helps. |
1.3077 |
0.06136 |
78 |
57 |
18 |
3 |
2651 |
We are prepping the O.R. to 350 degrees. You should be in and out in 20 minutes. |
1.3077 |
0.06657 |
78 |
59 |
14 |
5 |
2652 |
I’ve got muffin but good news. The surgery was a piece of cake. You’re eclair of cancer. |
1.3077 |
0.06903 |
78 |
60 |
12 |
6 |
2653 |
Well, your sugar and chlosterol levels came back quite high. |
1.3077 |
0.06402 |
78 |
58 |
16 |
4 |
2654 |
Tests indicate you have nutmeg deficiency. We'll have to rebake. |
1.3077 |
0.06402 |
78 |
58 |
16 |
4 |
2655 |
Indeed, a chronic case of gingivitis. Can't be caught. |
1.3077 |
0.06136 |
78 |
57 |
18 |
3 |
2656 |
Yes, I believe we have all the ingredients for success. |
1.3077 |
0.06903 |
78 |
60 |
12 |
6 |
2657 |
His temperature is 350 degrees. We'll try icing him. |
1.3077 |
0.06402 |
78 |
58 |
16 |
4 |
2658 |
Now just remember- no swimming, no foxes. |
1.3077 |
0.06136 |
78 |
57 |
18 |
3 |
2659 |
The surgery was a success, but he's self identifying as a snickerdoodle. |
1.3077 |
0.07140 |
78 |
61 |
10 |
7 |
2660 |
Looks like that fever really cooked you. |
1.3077 |
0.06402 |
78 |
58 |
16 |
4 |
2661 |
We would recommend that you do not run and run as fast as you can this time. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
2662 |
I've got good news. The specialists have determined that it's not a tumor. It's a yeast infection. |
1.3067 |
0.07346 |
75 |
59 |
9 |
7 |
2663 |
We are going to have to put you on a gluten-free diet." |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
2664 |
Your condition began when you were subjected to a temperature of 375 degrees for 10-11 minutes. |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
2665 |
Well, should we treat him or eat him? |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
2666 |
I assured them I'd treat you gingerly. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
2667 |
It appears that you have only been half baked |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
2668 |
They’re advising more icing. |
1.3067 |
0.07096 |
75 |
58 |
11 |
6 |
2669 |
One last question before your surgery, sir: are you a willing organ donor? |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
2670 |
I'm afraid the prognosis is already baked in. |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
2671 |
It seems you have gluten. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
2672 |
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bake a gingerbread house he can live in. |
1.3067 |
0.05995 |
75 |
54 |
19 |
2 |
2673 |
Bake for 30 minutes at 350° and call me in the morning. |
1.3067 |
0.05995 |
75 |
54 |
19 |
2 |
2674 |
I'm going to keep you in at 325 and refer you to a confectionist. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
2675 |
Transginger. |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
2676 |
You might feel a slight pinch with the next procedure which entails biting off your head. |
1.3067 |
0.07096 |
75 |
58 |
11 |
6 |
2677 |
Third degree burns over ninety eight percent of his body. Another two percent and he'll be perfect. |
1.3067 |
0.06837 |
75 |
57 |
13 |
5 |
2678 |
we think it is a mild case of gingeritis. |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
2679 |
I have here the results of your glucose test. I’m afraid it doesn’t look good. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
2680 |
The operation was a success, but there were some unintended consequences ... |
1.3067 |
0.07346 |
75 |
59 |
9 |
7 |
2681 |
I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but my team insist that further samples are needed before they can arrive at a conclusive diagnosis. |
1.3067 |
0.05995 |
75 |
54 |
19 |
2 |
2682 |
Sir, we assure you that the President's physical has been moved to another floor and all the milk in this hospital has been destroyed |
1.3067 |
0.06837 |
75 |
57 |
13 |
5 |
2683 |
Are you gluten free? |
1.3067 |
0.06837 |
75 |
57 |
13 |
5 |
2684 |
It's seasonal affective disorder. It will pass. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
2685 |
We believe any further treatment would just leave you battered. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
2686 |
I'm afraid your HMO doesn't cover sprinkles or icing , so it seems you'll have to run home as is. |
1.3067 |
0.05995 |
75 |
54 |
19 |
2 |
2687 |
We may have treated you too gingerly. |
1.3067 |
0.06837 |
75 |
57 |
13 |
5 |
2688 |
We think your sugar a little high. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
2689 |
We think after the procedure, not only should you be able to walk, you will be able to run, run as fast as you can. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
2690 |
We believe in sharing at this Hospital. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
2691 |
It looks like your wife was right all along - you are half-baked. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
2692 |
Its a miracle he survived after sustaining burns of 350 degrees Fahrenheit. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
2693 |
Good news! I found some specialists for your gingervitis. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
2694 |
I said "run some tests", not "tastes". |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
2695 |
Ginger, good news, you're no longer the man you use to be. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
2696 |
Good news- it’s just a case of gingivitis. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
2697 |
Unfortunately your insurance policy only covers the gum drop buttons. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
2698 |