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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 The operation went well—you’re one tough cookie. 2.0291 0.01583 2405 690 955 760
1 We ran a few tests and all the toothpicks came back clean 2.0094 0.01133 4982 1570 1795 1617
2 In our opinion, you won't make it past the holidays. 2.0057 0.02069 1403 417 561 425
3 Have you tried icing it? 1.9982 0.01200 4390 1391 1616 1383
4 I'm afraid the confection has spread. 1.9874 0.01271 3813 1198 1465 1150
5 It's not a ginger fracture. It's worse. It's a ginger snap. 1.9860 0.01474 2854 905 1084 865
6 I'm not going to sugarcoat this. 1.9839 0.01051 5399 1653 2180 1566
7 I'm afraid, sir, since you were on the floor for more than five seconds, there's nothing we can do for you. 1.9747 0.01134 5171 1786 1730 1655
8 He's only known to us as John Dough. 1.9717 0.01107 5196 1730 1883 1583
9 Good news: it's just a yeast infection. 1.9695 0.01719 2129 703 788 638
10 The results of your biopsy were delicious. 1.9647 0.01377 3423 1173 1198 1052
11 We have good news and bad news: You'll be home for Christmas. 1.9620 0.01281 3871 1306 1406 1159
12 Eyes still look glazed. 1.9616 0.01254 3620 1103 1553 964
13 You're fine, but they couldn't save the house. 1.9573 0.01525 2647 873 1014 760
14 I’m afraid that IS the way it crumbles, sir. 1.9456 0.01278 3711 1231 1451 1029
15 Time to meet your baker. 1.9398 0.01132 5065 1806 1758 1501
16 You’re lucky. They usually bite the head off first. 1.9373 0.01607 2504 893 875 736
17 Your color is good, but your sugar level is high. 1.9373 0.02170 1275 425 505 345
18 Were you battered as a child? 1.9359 0.01570 2652 957 908 787
19 So the good news is we finally got your temperature down from 350 degrees. 1.9357 0.01504 2568 833 1067 668
20 Go home. Rest. Put some icing on it. 1.9272 0.01163 4410 1488 1755 1167
21 Have you tried icing it? 1.9252 0.01578 2488 870 934 684
22 I'm here to take a tissue sample...actually, we'd all like samples. 1.9198 0.01580 2455 858 936 661
23 Yes, thanks to a generous raisin donor, you can see again. 1.9158 0.01295 3694 1313 1379 1002
24 Good news. The Pillsbury Dough Boy is a match. 1.9147 0.01343 3412 1207 1289 916
25 The fact that you survived the holidays is a good sign 1.9139 0.01173 4054 1320 1763 971
26 We'd like to keep you here for further tasting. 1.9055 0.01123 4796 1698 1853 1245
27 Look, there's just no way to sugar-coat this... 1.8969 0.01201 4140 1471 1625 1044
28 You are a lucky man, considering that you had a temperature of 350 degrees for eight to ten minutes. 1.8948 0.01338 3403 1234 1293 876
29 It's obviously gingervitis. 1.8764 0.01683 2177 822 802 553
30 Unfortunately, all of our wheelchairs are in use. We do have a dessert cart. 1.8748 0.01384 3266 1252 1171 843
31 I'm afraid he's going to die of consumption. 1.8737 0.01432 3261 1322 1029 910
32 In case the surgery goes south, we're hoping that you consent to donating your body to the nurses break room. 1.8716 0.01800 1900 722 700 478
33 The procedure will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.8683 0.01668 2171 817 823 531
34 Prepare to meet your baker. 1.8602 0.01747 2096 837 715 544
35 Sir, you are one tough cookie. 1.8583 0.01312 3466 1314 1329 823
36 It's a miracle that you survived. Your house was totally devoured. 1.8412 0.01299 3603 1426 1323 854
37 We're discharging you. I suggest that you run, run, as fast as you can. 1.8404 0.01838 1823 730 654 439
38 Your cholesterol and sugar levels are a little high, but you color's good and you smell delicious. 1.8346 0.01330 3435 1375 1253 807
39 Your sugar is too high, your fats are elevated, and , quite frankly, you’re a day too old. 1.8265 0.01475 2790 1130 1014 646
40 The good news is we have a cure. The bad news is it'll cost you an arm and a leg. 1.8256 0.01420 2907 1149 1116 642
41 Actually, you're right. Everyone does want a piece of you. 1.8231 0.01472 2662 1045 1043 574
42 The patient won't tell us his name, so for the moment he's just John Dough. 1.8220 0.01518 2674 1104 942 628
43 And tomorrow when you wake up, you'll be a gingerbread woman. 1.8091 0.01912 1828 818 541 469
44 We're here to serve you. 1.7993 0.01633 2297 980 798 519
45 On a scale of 1 to 10, how crummy do you feel? 1.7987 0.01762 1883 778 706 399
46 Welcome to the Culinary Care Unit. 1.7953 0.01709 1988 822 751 415
47 This is the team that put Humpty Dumpty back together again. 1.7932 0.01852 1741 737 627 377
48 We were wondering if we could take a few more samples. 1.7926 0.01785 1784 730 694 360
49 Congratulations. You're now transginger. 1.7898 0.01593 2597 1186 771 640
50 "I'm sorry, did you just say bite me?". 1.7878 0.01667 2276 1012 735 529
51 You are one sick cookie. 1.7877 0.01588 2492 1103 815 574
52 It's a miracle you lasted through the holidays. 1.7868 0.01515 2425 988 966 471
53 I'm not going to sugarcoat this. 1.7824 0.01450 2767 1171 1027 569
54 You'll be able to walk again, but only gingerly. 1.7824 0.02478 956 407 350 199
55 Despite our best efforts, the confection is spreading. 1.7787 0.01637 2205 949 795 461
56 You’d have the option to donate your body to science or to the bake sale. 1.7784 0.01804 1823 787 653 383
57 They're here to take samples. 1.7740 0.01520 2412 1006 945 461
58 So. What's eating you? 1.7723 0.01666 2161 950 753 458
59 On the bright side, none of us thought you'd make it through Christmas. 1.7646 0.01656 2060 881 783 396
60 We've decided to keep you here for another 20 minutes at 350 degrees. 1.7601 0.01611 2218 968 814 436
61 You are one tough cookie. 1.7580 0.01477 2661 1172 961 528
62 I've done all I can do. It's time to meet your baker. 1.7575 0.01561 2532 1162 822 548
63 We're moving you to the cafeteria. 1.7575 0.01541 2577 1177 848 552
64 We had to remove your raisins. 1.7537 0.02035 1417 633 500 284
65 Good news: Your toothpick test came out clear. 1.7485 0.01940 1527 679 553 295
66 You were running a temperature of 350°, but we brought it down with some icing. 1.7477 0.02520 872 379 334 159
67 We need to transfer you to the cafeteria. 1.7464 0.02130 1246 550 462 234
68 He doesn't have Medicare or Medicaid, but he is covered by KitchenAid. 1.7445 0.02166 1311 613 420 278
69 The good news is, you're out of the burn unit. 1.7396 0.01797 1782 805 636 341
70 The whole procedure should take about an hour, at 350 degrees. 1.7373 0.01550 2391 1083 853 455
71 Not to worry—it's a convection oven, so you should be in and out in no time. 1.7325 0.02538 845 373 325 147
72 Apparently, these are the only specialists covered by your insurance. 1.7323 0.02537 904 416 314 174
73 Unfortunately, there's no way to sugarcoat this. 1.7314 0.01714 1940 883 695 362
74 He was admitted under the name of “John Dough.” 1.7291 0.01817 1798 843 599 356
75 There's a Do Not Reheat order. 1.7284 0.01853 1701 790 583 328
76 We have found a donor and he's gluten free. 1.7263 0.02057 1352 622 478 252
77 Fear of being eaten is normal for someone in your condition. 1.7260 0.02524 876 397 322 157
78 Insurance is not an issue here. He’s rolling in dough. 1.7241 0.01864 1638 754 582 302
79 Your molasses is too low; your cinnamon is too high, and your clove is off the charts. 1.7212 0.02112 1302 610 445 247
80 We have one question: “Do you know the muffin man?” 1.7188 0.02302 1152 559 358 235
81 Your transginger procedure will involve adding gumdrops and removing your nutmeg. 1.7176 0.04103 386 195 105 86
82 It seems that you have a yeast infection from that pop tart you, um, picked up. 1.7151 0.02456 1046 521 302 223
83 My colleagues suggest icing your leg. 1.7149 0.01707 1957 916 683 358
84 We didn't think you'd make it past Christmas 1.7142 0.01644 2040 937 749 354
85 Tell us how the hospital can best serve you. 1.7135 0.01966 1553 752 494 307
86 I’ll say this…  you’re one tough cookie. 1.7122 0.01799 1772 836 610 326
87 The patient is male, 10-12 minutes of age, presents with fever of 350 degrees, and is considered a flight risk. 1.7067 0.02133 1289 622 423 244
88 Great news. Your biopsy was delicious. 1.7064 0.01907 1679 831 510 338
89 We’re going to try icing it. 1.7052 0.02092 1262 589 456 217
90 And if none of that works, try icing it 1.7052 0.01773 1886 919 604 363
91 We’re going to keep you in for some tastes. I mean...tests. 1.7051 0.02119 1231 575 444 212
92 We're going to move you down to the cafeteria. 1.7032 0.01817 1708 810 595 303
93 You’re doing well considering that you were beaten and battered. 1.7008 0.02085 1307 625 448 234
94 Unfortunately what you have may lead to consumption. 1.7002 0.01913 1591 773 522 296
95 Would you like to donate your body to the Girl Scouts? 1.6997 0.01968 1525 748 487 290
96 Just a few degrees more and he would've been toast. 1.6977 0.04007 354 170 121 63
97 We'll need some samples 1.6973 0.02195 1130 530 412 188
98 We're surprised you lasted through the holidays. 1.6959 0.01809 1618 749 612 257
99 We'll know more after the taste test. 1.6956 0.01830 1623 763 591 269
100 It will be a one time procedure for 12 minutes at 350 degrees. 1.6944 0.02188 1129 530 414 185
101 The patient will be referred to as John Dough 1.6926 0.02039 1425 708 447 270
102 Another 15 minutes at 350 and you'll be up and running again. 1.6890 0.02158 1151 543 423 185
103 Good news! We found a donor, it'll be a piece of cake! 1.6879 0.02022 1400 687 463 250
104 Bad news. You're going to make it home for Christmas. 1.6852 0.02459 861 402 328 131
105 Your surgery will take 10 to 12 minutes at 350 degrees. 1.6852 0.01948 1401 662 518 221
106 Good news. Tests indicate that you are not paranoid. Everyone DOES want a piece you. 1.6820 0.02050 1305 631 458 216
107 He came in with a temperature of 350°. 1.6820 0.02088 1330 664 425 241
108 I won't sugarcoat it, we're looking at a massive confection. 1.6807 0.02131 1306 662 399 245
109 I'm afraid you only have until Christmas. 1.6807 0.02205 1143 558 392 193
110 We've identified the problem; you're half-baked 1.6800 0.02265 1097 540 368 189
111 We believe you have an Edible Complex. 1.6800 0.02176 1200 594 396 210
112 The good news is that it is just a yeast infection. 1.6780 0.02399 1031 525 313 193
113 You're done. 1.6768 0.02838 727 368 226 133
114 You have until Christmas. 1.6765 0.02279 1116 562 353 201
115 What on Earth makes you think we practice cookie-cutter medicine? 1.6756 0.02425 974 488 314 172
116 With your insurance, the procedure would cost you an arm and a leg. 1.6754 0.02189 1217 616 380 221
117 My colleagues recommend icing to bring down the fever. 1.6739 0.02108 1193 574 434 185
118 It was touch and go there, for a while, but it turns out you're one tough cookie. 1.6721 0.02142 1168 567 417 184
119 I'm afraid there's no way to sugarcoat this. 1.6703 0.02244 1089 537 374 178
120 Lastly, do you know the muffin man? 1.6696 0.02287 1120 574 342 204
121 You'll be fine but your house is a total loss. 1.6673 0.02303 1058 531 348 179
122 "Gender" reassignment? We thought you said "ginger". 1.6641 0.02460 1042 562 268 212
123 This time tomorrow, you'll be the Gingerbread Woman! 1.6620 0.02467 1006 535 276 195
124 We believe you are suffering from a yeast infection. 1.6618 0.02398 1029 537 303 189
125 You have 350 degree burns all over your body. 1.6616 0.02404 981 500 313 168
126 We can fix you up, but it'll take a lot of dough. 1.6607 0.02328 1008 504 342 162
127 They tell me another 5 minutes at 350 and you’ll be ready to go home 1.6587 0.02341 964 475 343 146
128 You've got gingervitis. 1.6580 0.02487 965 509 277 179
129 If you don't make it through surgery, would you be willing to donate your body to a kid's birthday party in Brooklyn? 1.6574 0.02473 931 479 292 160
130 I'm afraid our first diagnosis was half-baked. 1.6558 0.03026 523 246 211 66
131 We found a potential donor and ran some tests. Unfortunately, he was delicious. 1.6521 0.02554 894 470 265 159
132 I'm sorry to tell you this, but everyone wants another biopsy. 1.6494 0.02605 830 430 261 139
133 What seems to be eating you? 1.6491 0.02554 835 425 278 132
134 I’d like you to meet your makers. 1.6486 0.02554 851 438 274 139
135 You are going to be OK, but the first responders ate your house. 1.6484 0.02573 859 448 265 146
136 How long have you felt that the spice has gone out of your life? 1.6479 0.02602 818 421 264 133
137 You'll be discharged at noon but only if the results of your toothpick test comes back clean. 1.6467 0.02544 835 425 280 130
138 Could you show us exactly where you were bitten? 1.6460 0.02524 839 425 286 128
139 We're just trying to determine what's eating you. 1.6450 0.02538 814 409 285 120
140 This is the worst case of gingervitis I have ever seen 1.6450 0.02660 783 405 251 127
141 I’m afraid the stiffness will only get worse. 1.6444 0.02678 717 357 258 102
142 Don't worry, we won't bite. 1.6423 0.02696 766 399 242 125
143 Sore knee, huh...did you try icing it? 1.6406 0.02754 768 411 222 135
144 You can get a second opinion, but we think 15 minutes at 350 degrees was the right call. 1.6405 0.02588 776 391 273 112
145 We recommend complete bed rest and another 10 minutes at 350 degrees. 1.6404 0.02583 773 388 275 110
146 I've brought in a team of specialists to run some tastes. 1.6397 0.02565 780 391 279 110
147 You want to show us where you were bitten 1.6397 0.02628 766 390 262 114
148 Good news. Turns out you don't even have a prostate. 1.6386 0.02943 653 345 199 109
149 They'll have you flat on your back again in no time at all. 1.6370 0.02703 730 375 245 110
150 Don't worry, we're baking you a new one. 1.6367 0.02696 735 378 246 111
151 Well, yes - you are half-baked. 1.6345 0.02597 725 358 274 93
152 The specialists agree with me. You're done. 1.6339 0.02664 691 342 260 89
153 So far, we have been able to fight off consumption. 1.6329 0.02745 700 360 237 103
154 It's time to meet your makers 1.6328 0.02745 719 375 233 111
155 So, can you show us where she bit you. 1.6325 0.02987 615 323 195 97
156 Your sugar level is off the charts 1.6317 0.02814 676 351 223 102
157 The doctors here can't figure out what's wrong with you so we've brought in some specialists. 1.6294 0.03019 591 309 192 90
158 The biggest risk with the dunk procedure, of course, is loss of limb. 1.6291 0.02814 674 351 222 101
159 We couldn't save the house. 1.6287 0.03171 571 309 165 97
160 Your test results are back. All inserted toothpicks came out clean. 1.6276 0.02834 666 348 218 100
161 We all agree that there's nothing to worry about. It's just a simple yeast infection. 1.6276 0.02870 674 359 207 108
162 Don't focus on their hats -- these people are here to serve you. 1.6271 0.02887 641 335 210 96
163 I'm sorry to inform you that your sugar level is dangerously high. 1.6267 0.02842 659 344 217 98
164 A classic case of gingervitis. 1.6265 0.02852 656 343 215 98
165 Just a teaspoon of baking powder and it will rise again 1.6261 0.02894 658 350 204 104
166 We’ll have you up and eaten in no time. 1.6260 0.02848 655 342 216 97
167 Welcome to Cook County Hospital. 1.6256 0.02998 649 356 180 113
168 As slow as you're moving, they feel it has to be the molasses. 1.6252 0.02820 651 336 223 92
169 Don't worry: Nobody's gonna bite your head off. 1.6228 0.02880 639 335 210 94
170 Well Mr. Ginger, you say you heard something snap? 1.6226 0.02988 628 339 187 102
171 We're moving you to the cafeteria. 1.6224 0.02888 617 319 212 86
172 The test results are in, your sugar levels are way too high. 1.6196 0.02868 623 323 214 86
173 After you ran as fast as you could, what happened? 1.6195 0.03005 615 332 185 98
174 We'll have you up and edible in no time. 1.6188 0.03060 585 314 180 91
175 After the surgery, you'll walk with a candy cane. 1.6188 0.03012 585 309 190 86
176 You are one tough cookie. 1.6188 0.03022 585 310 188 87
177 Results are in, you have gingervitis. 1.6187 0.03152 577 317 163 97
178 Have you decided whether you'd prefer to pay with an arm or a leg? 1.6172 0.03131 593 329 162 102
179 The bad news: we have to amputate. The good news: coffee's brewing. 1.6171 0.02972 598 316 195 87
180 He's complaining of joint pain and says that icing doesn't help. 1.6163 0.02948 602 317 199 86
181 What we have here is one sick cookie! 1.6162 0.03154 568 311 164 93
182 Well, there's no sugar coating this... 1.6162 0.02950 594 311 200 83
183 I'm afraid I can't sugar coat this... 1.6159 0.02973 565 291 200 74
184 I'm afraid it's a yeast infection. 1.6153 0.03080 590 322 173 95
185 Bad news. It's gingervitis. 1.6121 0.03214 544 299 157 88
186 You've got two weeks left. Maybe four, if we freeze you. 1.6103 0.03110 526 276 179 71
187 Your tests results are in and you need 15 more minutes at 350. 1.6101 0.03107 554 298 174 82
188 We've determined that you have a yeast infection. 1.6097 0.03140 556 303 167 86
189 We're trying to find a donor made from the same recipe. 1.6091 0.03061 550 291 183 76
190 Don't worry. It's just a simple yeast infection. 1.6089 0.03103 560 303 173 84
191 You know you're going to have to inform all your previous partners. Do you know the Muffin Man? 1.6081 0.03176 546 299 162 85
192 I'll tell you what: you're one tough cookie. 1.6077 0.03243 543 303 150 90
193 You have a yeast infection. 1.6056 0.03300 540 307 139 94
194 We are pleased to report that your gumdrops came back benign. 1.6042 0.03209 523 285 160 78
195 I know what you mean. I feel like everyone wants a piece of me too. 1.6034 0.03121 522 277 175 70
196 We’ll treat your condition as gingerly as possible. 1.6028 0.03159 501 264 172 65
197 In your condition, we'll have to treat you gingerly. 1.6027 0.03052 516 267 187 62
198 I don't think he'll make it past the holidays. 1.6023 0.03176 513 275 167 71
199 My colleagues and I are debating how best to serve you. 1.6020 0.03154 510 271 171 68
200 We’ve ruled out a yeast infection. 1.6016 0.03132 512 271 174 67
201 Still feeling crummy? 1.6015 0.03193 517 280 163 74
202 Fortunately, no one can catch it. You're the gingerbread man. 1.6012 0.03326 509 285 142 82
203 Good news. Your insurance covers frosting. 1.6000 0.03238 475 251 163 61
204 Don't worry, we won't bite. 1.5996 0.03269 487 263 156 68
205 Your blood sugar is through the roof. 1.5996 0.03308 487 266 150 71
206 We're amazed you made it through the holidays. 1.5988 0.03221 481 255 164 62
207 There's no way to sugar coat this... 1.5980 0.03254 500 273 155 72
208 Prepare to meet your baker. 1.5978 0.03403 465 256 140 69
209 Now, about your house... 1.5976 0.03194 497 266 165 66
210 Your sugar is high. 1.5974 0.03351 467 254 147 66
211 The good news is you're fine. The bad news is these aren't doctors. 1.5971 0.03435 489 279 128 82
212 Tests confirm a severe case of gingervitis. 1.5963 0.03344 483 267 144 72
213 Exactly at what time and temperature did you wake up to that burning sensation? 1.5963 0.03062 483 246 186 51
214 We had to take a raisin, but we saved all your frosting. 1.5962 0.03238 478 255 161 62
215 We don't mind the term "cookie cutter", but we prefer "confectionery surgeon". 1.5962 0.03486 478 274 123 81
216 He came in complaining of 'feeling crumby'." 1.5959 0.03165 490 259 170 61
217 The lab results are back, and you're going to be okay. You are one tough cookie. 1.5954 0.03311 482 264 149 69
218 Your test results came back. Unfortunately, they're delicious. 1.5945 0.03422 476 268 133 75
219 We think it's a yeast infection. 1.5937 0.03402 475 266 136 73
220 You're feeling crumby. Could you be more specific? 1.5936 0.03350 470 258 145 67
221 Don’t worry, we’ll have you running away fast as you can in no time. 1.5932 0.03230 472 251 162 59
222 The good and bad news is that we've upgraded your status to "delicious". 1.5928 0.03232 469 249 162 58
223 We have bad news, you tested positive for gluten. 1.5924 0.03305 471 256 151 64
224 Well, I'm not gonna sugar-coat it... 1.5921 0.03294 478 261 151 66
225 It’s normal to feel warm for a while. 1.5914 0.03220 443 229 166 48
226 I'm afraid he's not going to make it past Christmas. 1.5913 0.03280 460 246 156 58
227 More tastes – I mean tests – are necessary. 1.5912 0.03394 455 250 141 64
228 I'm afraid the surgery will cost an arm and a leg. 1.5908 0.03439 457 255 134 68
229 He has that glazed over look. 1.5900 0.03347 461 252 146 63
230 This procedure may cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5886 0.03341 457 249 147 61
231 Bad news, I'm afraid. Prepare to meet your Bakers. 1.5884 0.03486 430 237 133 60
232 Don't worry, it's a straightforward cookie cutter procedure. 1.5884 0.03608 430 245 117 68
233 I'm afraid it's going to be, "Walk, walk, as fast as you can," from now on, Mr. Gingerbread Man. 1.5874 0.03390 446 244 142 60
234 I'm afraid fixing you up is going to take a lot of dough. 1.5874 0.03345 446 241 148 57
235 We’re going to need to take a biopsy. And depending how it tastes, we may need to amputate. 1.5869 0.03496 426 235 132 59
236 When did you notice the burning feeling? 1.5865 0.03260 445 235 159 51
237 Can you be more specific about feeling "half baked"? 1.5845 0.03439 438 242 136 60
238 The operation was a complete success: you are now gluten-free! 1.5843 0.03328 433 231 151 51
239 For the second opinion your requested, I've brought in experts from Pillsbury, Pepperidge Farm and Betty Crocker. 1.5823 0.04586 237 129 78 30
240 His hope is to avoid consumption. 1.5820 0.03414 445 247 137 61
241 There's no easy way to put this, at best you're looking at a 1-2 week shelf life. Maybe 3 if we use preservatives. 1.5818 0.03342 428 229 149 50
242 It seems he has a bad case of gingervitis. 1.5818 0.03486 428 238 131 59
243 I'm afraid to tell you it's time to meet your makers. 1.5803 0.03541 417 233 126 58
244 The results were fine, but we're concerned about your sugar. 1.5803 0.03541 417 233 126 58
245 And as for exercise, I recommend you run, run as fast as you can. 1.5803 0.03476 417 229 134 54
246 Just keep icing it and you’ll be fine 1.5802 0.03725 393 224 110 59
247 You'll need a combination of rest and icing. 1.5789 0.03580 380 206 128 46
248 We're just going to run a few taste tests. 1.5789 0.03578 399 221 125 53
249 We're sorry but it doesn't look like you'll make it past Christmas. 1.5787 0.03612 394 219 122 53
250 You'll need to walk gingerly at first. 1.5774 0.03490 407 223 133 51
251 Your temperature's 350. You're free to go. 1.5771 0.03582 428 246 117 65
252 The Lab tests indicate a yeast infection 1.5768 0.03765 397 231 103 63
253 Just as we feared: You're half-baked. 1.5754 0.03656 398 226 115 57
254 No worries, it's just a yeast infection. 1.5754 0.03604 398 223 121 54
255 He's one sick cookie 1.5752 0.03691 412 240 107 65
256 Frankly, I'm stumped, so I've brought in some specialists. 1.5747 0.03499 395 215 133 47
257 We are happy to report you are now gluten free. 1.5737 0.03791 380 219 104 57
258 Your sugar levels are off the charts. 1.5729 0.03564 391 216 126 49
259 I'm afraid it's time to meet your makers. 1.5718 0.03677 383 216 115 52
260 We successfully gave you some nuts. 1.5714 0.03964 385 234 82 69
261 I'm afraid it's time to meet your makers. 1.5714 0.04047 371 226 78 67
262 The team agrees. It's gingervitis. 1.5714 0.03753 385 222 106 57
263 The police think this attack might have been personal, Mr. Ginger....Do you know the muffin man? 1.5714 0.03699 385 219 112 54
264 I don't know how to tell you this, but your stool samples...were delicious! 1.5703 0.03961 377 227 85 65
265 We can help, but without insurance, it will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5702 0.03948 342 196 97 49
266 We recommend icing. 1.5699 0.03474 379 203 136 40
267 So tell us, what's eating you? 1.5699 0.03631 379 211 120 48
268 We checked with ancestry.com and you're only 5% ginger. 1.5691 0.03843 376 220 98 58
269 So you say you’ve been feeling crumby all week? 1.5684 0.03719 380 217 110 53
270 You’re not paranoid. Everyone really is out to eat you. 1.5678 0.03783 354 199 109 46
271 The good news is, the operation was a success. The bad news is, we're hungry. 1.5673 0.03709 379 216 111 52
272 It's a simple operation that lasts only twenty-five minutes at 325 degrees. 1.5670 0.03752 358 201 111 46
273 I've brought some experts in to discuss your sugar levels. 1.5664 0.03607 369 203 123 43
274 My colleagues all agree: You're done. 1.5664 0.03667 369 206 117 46
275 Your sugar levels are too high. 1.5664 0.03545 369 200 129 40
276 Remember us, we worked on your house? 1.5664 0.03545 369 200 129 40
277 Now this is one tough cookie 1.5649 0.03779 370 213 105 52
278 Your blood sugar's a little high. 1.5647 0.03754 363 206 109 48
279 It seems you will no longer be able to run, run, as fast as you can. 1.5647 0.03714 363 204 113 46
280 I don't know what you've been up to lately, but your nutmeg levels are off the charts again. 1.5639 0.03590 360 196 125 39
281 So you say you had a fever of 375 degrees? 1.5630 0.03824 357 205 103 49
282 They are here to serve you. 1.5625 0.03825 336 188 107 41
283 We think you'll be better with a glass of milk. 1.5621 0.03974 322 183 97 42
284 The "operation" was a success. You are now a transginger. 1.5613 0.03862 367 216 96 55
285 Frankly, I was hoping this case would be a piece of cake. 1.5613 0.03746 351 197 111 43
286 I brought in a team of specialists, your confection seems to be spreading. 1.5600 0.03755 350 197 110 43
287 The treatment worked really well for Fruit Cake. He lasted forever. 1.5598 0.03879 343 197 100 46
288 We must admit, we didn't think you'd make it past December 1.5598 0.03790 343 193 108 42
289 I think we can rule out low blood sugar. 1.5596 0.03929 327 186 99 42
290 So do high sugar levels run in your family? 1.5583 0.03891 326 184 102 40
291 We're gonna have to cut out your nuts. 1.5581 0.04084 344 208 80 56
292 And here we have a classic case of extreme Gingervitis 1.5581 0.03827 344 196 104 44
293 The good news is you’re still edible. 1.5579 0.03849 328 184 105 39
294 I'm sorry, we had no choice but to remove your jelly bean. 1.5575 0.03848 339 193 103 43
295 Strangely, butter seems to make you better. 1.5572 0.03740 341 190 112 39
296 You were in cardamom arrest. 1.5572 0.03808 341 193 106 42
297 They want me to release you before dinner. 1.5572 0.03785 341 192 108 41
298 High sugar and cholesterol, burns over half of his body, survived a fox attack. That’s one tough cookie. 1.5572 0.03964 341 200 92 49
299 Surgery is out of the question, so we're going to dunk you in milk until something falls off. 1.5566 0.03907 327 186 100 41
300 We recommend icing. 1.5562 0.03971 320 183 96 41
301 Don't worry. The operation will be a piece of cake. 1.5562 0.03996 320 184 94 42
302 You're in good hands. They put Humpty Dumpty together again. 1.5562 0.03922 320 181 100 39
303 Cookie. Age indeterminate. Morbid gingervitis with with early onset crumbling. Runaway fantasies. 1.5562 0.03924 338 196 96 46
304 Fortunately, your condition is not serious. We recommend icing. 1.5562 0.03788 338 190 108 40
305 It will be an honor to serve you. 1.5562 0.03718 338 187 114 37
306 I don't want any more of your half-baked opinions. 1.5559 0.03655 340 186 119 35
307 Well, to start, your sugar levels are a touch high. 1.5556 0.03755 342 192 110 40
308 Amazing! No one thought he’d make it past the holidays. 1.5552 0.03814 335 189 106 40
309 Unfortunately, we can't use the cookie cutter approach this time. 1.5552 0.03925 317 179 100 38
310 I think you have gingervitis. 1.5552 0.03925 317 179 100 38
311 I tend to agree with them that you're half-baked. 1.5545 0.03881 330 188 101 41
312 After the surgery her name will be Ginger. 1.5542 0.04158 332 202 76 54
313 Our initial medical evaluation indicates the first known case of a male being made of sugar and spice and everything nice. 1.5542 0.03979 332 194 92 46
314 Still low sugar, but your ginger levels look fine. 1.5532 0.03720 329 181 114 34
315 He's going to make it, he's a tough cookie. 1.5523 0.04031 306 175 93 38
316 We've called in the specialists. We'll start your tasting, uh, I mean testing, this afternoon. 1.5521 0.03511 326 171 130 25
317 The amputation is scheduled for 15 minutes prior to coffee break. 1.5521 0.03989 326 190 92 44
318 My team here all agree that the best thing for that elbow is a little icing. 1.5521 0.03795 326 182 108 36
319 The lab results are in, and you're delicious. 1.5519 0.04116 308 180 86 42
320 Looks like a bad case of gingervitis. 1.5512 0.04322 303 184 71 48
321 The biopsy came back delicious. 1.5511 0.03796 323 180 108 35
322 We heard you're feeling crummy. 1.5510 0.04056 314 183 89 42
323 Don't worry, no one wants to bite your head off. 1.5500 0.03797 320 178 108 34
324 This is an experimental treatment; so far we've only tried it on snickerdoodles. 1.5500 0.03899 320 182 100 38
325 The good news is, you're healthy. The bad news is, you're delicious. 1.5497 0.04123 322 193 81 48
326 You were almost toast, but you're one tough cookie. 1.5497 0.03955 322 186 95 41
327 However, should the unforeseen occur, would you consider donating your body to the cafeteria? 1.5497 0.04146 322 194 79 49
328 The good news is your tumors are raisins. 1.5497 0.03881 322 183 101 38
329 The sample came back delicious and we'd like to run a few more tests. 1.5490 0.04006 306 175 94 37
330 Treat him gingerly. 1.5489 0.03978 317 183 94 40
331 It appears you're half baked. 1.5485 0.04158 299 175 84 40
332 We were able to save your leg, but you'll want to stay away from milk for at least two weeks. 1.5475 0.04063 316 186 87 43
333 our next patient has had a temperature of 350 for about 20 minutes 1.5463 0.03991 313 181 93 39
334 He was found half baked. 1.5461 0.04054 293 167 92 34
335 Your sugar's a little too high. 1.5461 0.03967 293 164 98 31
336 The operation was a success! You are now gluten-free! 1.5461 0.04306 293 176 74 43
337 Unfortunately your HMO will only pay for 1/4 tsp of sugar. 1.5455 0.04092 308 181 86 41
338 It's your knees. They want to try icing them. 1.5455 0.04040 308 179 90 39
339 The main thing is to avoid being eaten at least four hours before surgery. 1.5452 0.03942 310 177 97 36
340 In your case, it will literally cost an arm and a leg. 1.5448 0.04229 290 171 80 39
341 We're just here to take some samples. 1.5446 0.04064 303 176 89 38
342 The patient complained that he was experiencing temperatures of 350 degrees for 20 minutes. 1.5439 0.04053 296 170 91 35
343 We cant give you a new heart, but we can give you sprinkles. 1.5439 0.03925 285 157 101 27
344 We recommend that you run, run just as fast as you can. 1.5438 0.04796 217 126 64 27
345 I'm happy to report that your gumdrops are entirely benign. 1.5433 0.04095 300 175 87 38
346 ... and your glucose levels are off the chart. 1.5430 0.04048 302 175 90 37
347 A transplant is available, but it's from a Graham cracker. 1.5430 0.03993 302 173 94 35
348 I'd like to introduce you to the team here in the Burn Unit. 1.5428 0.04055 304 177 89 38
349 Treat him gingerly. 1.5428 0.03946 304 173 97 34
350 Good news! You’re gluten-free. Bad news. You’re still delicious. 1.5422 0.05309 166 94 54 18
351 He arrived half-baked. 1.5418 0.04133 299 176 84 39
352 The first thing we need to do is take a sample. 1.5414 0.04231 290 172 79 39
353 We'd like you to cut back on your sugar, but add a touch of cinnamon. 1.5414 0.04116 290 168 87 35
354 Hmm, how do I put this gingerly? 1.5413 0.04275 303 185 72 46
355 It's the worst case of gingervitus we've seen. 1.5410 0.04202 305 184 77 44
356 I'm sorry son, but the prognosis is grim. I'm afraid... it's time to meet your makers. 1.5392 0.04085 293 170 88 35
357 The earlier tests were inconclusive, so we're going to need seconds. 1.5385 0.04101 286 165 88 33
358 He'll have a large scar, but that can be covered with icing. 1.5376 0.04269 279 165 78 36
359 Got milk? Just kidding! 1.5372 0.03941 296 168 97 31
360 They're here to grease your bedpan. 1.5368 0.04414 272 164 70 38
361 I need to break this to you gingerly. 1.5366 0.04150 287 168 84 35
362 Would it put your mind at ease if I said they're medical students? 1.5364 0.04077 302 178 86 38
363 You may be walking gingerly the next couple of days. 1.5356 0.04066 295 172 88 35
364 We’re going to need a large glass of milk, stat! 1.5352 0.04032 284 162 92 30
365 Well, your test results are back, and I'm happy to say you're gluten free. 1.5352 0.04153 284 166 84 34
366 Do you know the muffin man ? 1.5350 0.04306 286 173 73 40
367 Don't worry. We'll have you up and running in no time. 1.5347 0.04140 288 169 84 35
368 Good news, sir...you're done. 1.5341 0.04116 279 161 87 31
369 "I'm sorry sir. You won't make it past Christmas." -Stella Panarelli, age 10 1.5341 0.04300 279 167 75 37
370 Nothing to worry about, just a routine taste test. 1.5338 0.04126 281 163 86 32
371 You’ll be happy to know your biopsy got rave reviews. 1.5337 0.04814 208 121 63 24
372 You're now a gingerbread woman. We hope you're happy. 1.5324 0.04342 278 168 72 38
373 Your expiration date was two months ago. Your health insurance company has declined your claim. 1.5324 0.04312 278 167 74 37
374 I’m afraid milk’s set in — we can’t save the leg. 1.5321 0.04243 265 154 81 30
375 Sir, it's time for you to meet your makers. 1.5319 0.04206 282 167 80 35
376 Turns out, it was just a yeast infection. 1.5315 0.04250 286 172 76 38
377 The surgery will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5312 0.04319 256 149 78 29
378 Looking on the bright side, you outlived the sell by date. 1.5311 0.04216 273 160 81 32
379 Unfortunately, the insurance only covered 5 minutes in the oven. 1.5311 0.04311 273 163 75 35
380 Your glucose is off the chart. 1.5311 0.04279 273 162 77 34
381 We'll be moving you to a lightly floured surface. 1.5305 0.04314 262 154 77 31
382 We’ll need more than “I feel crumby.” 1.5296 0.04153 270 156 85 29
383 Don't worry. The procedure is a snap. 1.5296 0.04052 270 153 91 26
384 We’ve got to treat him gingerly. 1.5294 0.04163 272 158 84 30
385 when I suggested ginger he just snapped 1.5294 0.04385 272 165 70 37
386 He made it out safely, but unfortunately we were unable to save the house. 1.5287 0.04258 261 152 80 29
387 He’s not contagious - you can’t catch the gingerbread man. 1.5281 0.04417 267 162 69 36
388 The bad news is...we're hungry. 1.5281 0.04320 267 159 75 33
389 Seems to be a yeast infection. 1.5281 0.04417 267 162 69 36
390 We'll need to take some samples. 1.5277 0.04240 271 160 79 32
391 We brought milk. You won't feel a thing. 1.5267 0.04315 262 155 76 31
392 The bad news is that your sugar and cholesterol levels are very high. The good news is you are well done. 1.5267 0.04349 262 156 74 32
393 So, are you still feeling crummy? 1.5265 0.04189 264 153 83 28
394 We are concerned that your sugar levcl is very high.. 1.5265 0.04084 264 150 89 25
395 They say you're one tough cookie. 1.5265 0.04291 264 156 77 31
396 He is a tough cookie. He will be fine. 1.5263 0.04166 266 154 84 28
397 Our team has determined you have acute gingervitis. 1.5261 0.04405 268 163 69 36
398 The good news is that you're delicious. 1.5261 0.04308 268 160 75 33
399 It looks like gumdrop enlargements would not be covered by your insurance. 1.5261 0.04341 268 161 73 34
400 My team's most recent success was freeing four-and-twenty blackbirds that were somehow baked in a pie. 1.5259 0.04486 232 135 72 25
401 I'm sorry to tell you this, but the icing appears to have spread. 1.5253 0.04201 257 148 83 26
402 I called in some leading spatulists. 1.5250 0.05009 200 120 55 25
403 Thank you for donating your body to culinary science. 1.5249 0.04259 261 153 79 29
404 The kitchen staff will prepare you for the operation 1.5249 0.04118 261 149 87 25
405 Are you ready to meet your makers? 1.5245 0.04378 265 160 71 34
406 The entire team wants to apologize for forgetting your nose 1.5245 0.04074 265 151 89 25
407 The good news is you'll still technically be able to run as fast you can. 1.5245 0.04279 265 157 77 31
408 I am sorry. Your expiration date is Tuesday. There is nothing we can do. 1.5234 0.04356 256 152 74 30
409 He says he always felt like a gingerbreadwoman. 1.5233 0.04400 258 155 71 32
410 You’ll be ready to go home, once my colleagues bake you a house. 1.5231 0.04166 260 150 84 26
411 They were wondering if you'd like them to bake you some visitors. 1.5231 0.04374 260 156 72 32
412 You’ll have to move ginger...ah...carefully until the stitches come out. 1.5231 0.04021 260 146 92 22
413 We've narrowed it down to a few different spices. 1.5231 0.04237 260 152 80 28
414 You are ready to go home, but unfortunately we ate it. 1.5221 0.04447 249 149 70 30
415 We did not expect you to rise. 1.5217 0.04286 253 148 78 27
416 Well, we’re split - two say you’re underdone, two say you’re overdone, and one just wants to see if you have a penis. 1.5216 0.04610 255 159 59 37
417 Your sugar is a bit high but otherwise you're fine. 1.5211 0.04225 261 153 80 28
418 The problem is your circulation -- it's as slow as molasses. 1.5209 0.04337 263 158 73 32
419 We're going to proceed gingerly. 1.5200 0.04361 250 148 74 28
420 It appears all your running has finally caught up with you. 1.5198 0.04299 252 148 77 27
421 And we recommend icing to keep down the inflammation. 1.5198 0.04262 252 147 79 26
422 Have you considered donating your body to the hospital cafeteria? 1.5198 0.04372 252 150 73 29
423 I'm afraid we could't stop the spread of confection. 1.5197 0.04311 254 150 76 28
424 Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover frosting. 1.5194 0.04226 258 151 80 27
425 We're here to serve you. 1.5193 0.04555 233 139 67 27
426 Ten minutes at 350 degrees and he'll be fine. 1.5188 0.04625 239 146 62 31
427 So you say you’re feeling crummy? 1.5172 0.04611 232 140 64 28
428 Our specialists have determined you have a yeast infection. 1.5164 0.04403 244 145 72 27
429 I'm sorry, sir, there's only one person who can perform your surgery. He lives on Drury Lane, up in Mulberry County. Do you know him? Do you know the muffin man? 1.5164 0.04325 244 143 76 25
430 I'm afraid your sugars are low. 1.5164 0.04286 244 142 78 24
431 The bad news is you're going to be delicious. 1.5164 0.04325 244 143 76 25
432 They say you weren't cut out for this. 1.5164 0.04403 244 145 72 27
433 We've decided to do a few taste tests. 1.5163 0.04489 246 149 67 30
434 You'll snap out of it. 1.5163 0.04562 246 151 63 32
435 It's a sraightfoward gender reassignment. We simply scrape off the blue icing and apply the pink. 1.5163 0.04376 246 146 73 27
436 Good news. The re-assignment baking was successful. You are now officially a Ginger Bread Man. 1.5163 0.04562 246 151 63 32
437 You’re lucky to be in one piece. 1.5145 0.04521 241 146 66 29
438 I won't be performing the transplant myself, but my staff here assures me it's a piece of cake. 1.5145 0.04482 241 145 68 28
439 Bed rest and icing should help. 1.5145 0.04404 241 143 72 26
440 Relax, they need just a couple of samples. 1.5143 0.04235 245 142 80 23
441 We're just going to hold you overnight for tasting. 1.5129 0.04362 232 135 75 22
442 The good news is you're fine. The bad news is you're delicious. 1.5127 0.04747 236 148 55 33
443 We'll know more after the taste test. 1.5127 0.04747 236 148 55 33
444 Contrary to my original diagnosis, my colleagues feel more sugar and butter would actually be good for you. 1.5126 0.04365 238 140 74 24
445 Yeast infection. 1.5126 0.04754 238 150 54 34
446 the team concurs that you're one sick cookie 1.5126 0.04524 238 144 66 28
447 You have nothing to worry about; our surgeons are all Zagat rated. 1.5126 0.04405 238 141 72 25
448 "He was found floating in a glass of milk. 1.5126 0.04445 238 142 70 26
449 We need to handle this one gingerly. 1.5125 0.04457 240 144 69 27
450 Well sir, it appears your diagnosis is 'too many cooks'. 1.5125 0.04418 240 143 71 26
451 We're sorry to inform you that you're only half baked. 1.5125 0.04611 240 148 61 31
452 I was afraid he wouldn't make it,but he's one tough cookie 1.5125 0.04496 240 145 67 28
453 You’ve been in a sugar induced coma for the last eight days. 1.5106 0.04447 235 140 70 25
454 We think if we give him 50cc of baking powder we can get him to rise up. 1.5106 0.04447 235 140 70 25
455 There's a lot to digest here. 1.5105 0.04212 237 136 81 20
456 He has gingervitis. 1.5086 0.04963 232 151 44 37
457 Your taste test came back positive. 1.5086 0.04447 232 138 70 24
458 We're going to have to run a few more taste tests. 1.5086 0.04447 232 138 70 24
459 It's serious, but don't worry folks, he's one tough cookie. 1.5086 0.04571 232 141 64 27
460 In this case you apply heat first, then you ice it. 1.5086 0.04447 232 138 70 24
461 We'll run those tests as fast as we can. 1.5086 0.04771 232 146 54 32
462 A nurse will be in shortly to transfer you to a plate. 1.5086 0.04732 232 145 56 31
463 Looking better today. You were half baked yesterday 1.5085 0.04378 234 138 73 23
464 The surgery will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5085 0.04419 234 139 71 24
465 Looks like a bad case of gingervitis. 1.5085 0.04553 236 144 64 28
466 The procedure should only take an hour but we'll have to flip you over half way through. 1.5066 0.04342 227 132 75 20
467 Looks like a yeast infection. 1.5066 0.04646 227 139 61 27
468 We think you'll find that a microwave is no more invasive than an x-ray. 1.5066 0.04387 227 133 73 21
469 After much deliberation, we have decided to call your condition "Gingervitis"". 1.5066 0.04360 229 134 74 21
470 I'm sorry, but you have a terminal yeast infection. 1.5066 0.04779 229 144 54 31
471 Good news. We found an icing donor. 1.5066 0.04403 229 135 72 22
472 Call me if you have a confection lasting over four hours. 1.5066 0.04532 229 138 66 25
473 While the knee operation was a success, you'll have to use a candy cane. 1.5065 0.04708 231 144 57 30
474 Do you remember what you were doing when you snapped? 1.5063 0.04379 237 141 72 24
475 All he remembers is running as fast as he could. 1.5062 0.04326 241 143 74 24
476 Can you tell us what ingredients you've been taking? 1.5049 0.04636 204 120 65 19
477 Can you tell us your sell by date? 1.5047 0.04480 214 125 70 19
478 He's been feeling crummy. 1.5042 0.04514 236 144 65 27
479 The good news is you're not going to be a vegetable for the rest of your life. 1.5024 0.04568 205 120 67 18
480 Your sugar is off the charts. 1.5024 0.04837 207 127 56 24
481 You are in Cook County Hospital. 1.5023 0.04688 213 129 61 23
482 'Traces of nuts' should be the least of your concerns. 1.5023 0.04697 221 136 59 26
483 The bad news is they couldn't save your house. 1.5023 0.04426 221 130 71 20
484 Bad news. The INS is here. You're being sent back to Candyland. 1.5022 0.04835 223 141 52 30
485 Your road to recovery will be a snap. 1.5022 0.04489 223 133 68 22
486 The results are in. I'm afraid you have an Edible Complex. 1.5022 0.04548 225 136 65 24
487 The tests are in and I'm sorry. You're delicious. 1.5022 0.04634 225 138 61 26
488 Of course you can donate your body to science, but have you considered our cafeteria? 1.5022 0.04719 225 140 57 28
489 We must approach this gingerly. 1.5022 0.04278 225 130 77 18
490 We're all here to serve you. 1.5000 0.04579 220 133 64 23
491 Your blood sugar levels are troubling. 1.5000 0.04469 218 129 69 20
492 You should prepare to meet your baker. 1.5000 0.04533 220 132 66 22
493 It's just as we suspected, you're half baked. 1.5000 0.04487 220 131 68 21
494 Treatment will be over in a snap. 1.5000 0.04422 218 128 71 19
495 They're rebuilding your house as we speak. 1.5000 0.04393 220 129 72 19
496 It was a success, but your recovery will be slow as molasses. 1.5000 0.04637 222 136 61 25
497 I brought in some specialists. 1.4978 0.04761 225 142 54 29
498 My work is done here. The cafeteria staff will take over from here. 1.4977 0.04518 221 133 66 22
499 I'm sorry, but today is your expiration date. 1.4977 0.04484 217 129 68 20
500 It could be a yeast infection. 1.4977 0.04828 213 133 54 26
501 Sorry, but your friends didn’t make it past Christmas. 1.4977 0.04544 213 127 66 20
502 Christmas is over. You can stop faking now. 1.4976 0.04862 211 132 53 26
503 I’m afraid that you have a yeast infection. 1.4976 0.04933 207 130 51 26
504 Our recommendation is to stay away from milk. 1.4974 0.04844 195 118 57 20
505 We’re going to do some testing to see if you’re done. 1.4955 0.04519 224 136 65 23
506 His brown edges look normal. We'll let him cool here for 30 minutes before we release him to an air-tight container. He should be fine for up to five days. 1.4955 0.04533 220 133 65 22
507 I think you'll agree we don't need to sugarcoat this diagnosis. 1.4954 0.04777 216 135 55 26
508 We need to run a few taste tests. 1.4954 0.04777 216 135 55 26
509 This is what your policy covers for a pre-existing confection. 1.4953 0.04529 214 128 66 20
510 What are you talking about? Of course they're doctors, they're wearing white coats. 1.4953 0.04625 214 130 62 22
511 We're just here to take some samples. 1.4953 0.04765 214 133 56 25
512 I suggest that we try icing it 1.4953 0.04845 212 133 53 26
513 This is the team that also worked on Humpty Dumpty. 1.4952 0.04737 210 129 58 23
514 Get me 300cc of milk, stat. 1.4952 0.04926 210 133 50 27
515 The good news is that your family made it out of the oven just in time. 1.4952 0.04737 210 129 58 23
516 I’m afraid you have high blood sugar. 1.4952 0.04737 210 129 58 23
517 The good news is that the operation went well. The bad news is that we ate your house. 1.4952 0.04785 210 130 56 24
518 Your blood pressure and cholesterol are fine. It's your sugar we're worried about. 1.4952 0.04689 210 128 60 22
519 Your levels of fat and sugar are high, and that's where we want them to stay. 1.4952 0.04832 210 131 54 25
520 I see dozens of these cases. 1.4952 0.04689 210 128 60 22
521 I'm afraid your prognosis is Grimm. 1.4952 0.04879 210 132 52 26
522 It's time to meet your makers 1.4950 0.05209 200 130 41 29
523 Obviously we'll need to chew on this one for awhile. 1.4943 0.05222 176 109 47 20
524 His temperature is right at 350 degrees. 1.4932 0.04652 221 137 59 25
525 We believe the problem is a yeast infection. 1.4929 0.04954 211 135 48 28
526 We need to speak with you about your expiration date. 1.4929 0.04525 211 126 66 19
527 We are recommending a cardiac stress test. You'll have to run, run, run as fast as you can. 1.4929 0.04624 211 128 62 21
528 We think your sugar a little high. 1.4928 0.04705 209 128 59 22
529 I'll give it to you straight, it's a yeast infection. 1.4928 0.04897 209 132 51 26
530 I'd like you to meet our team of specialists. They're from the cafeteria. 1.4928 0.04705 209 128 59 22
531 In my professional opinion. Run run as fast as you can. 1.4928 0.04990 209 134 47 28
532 After reviewing your recipe, we've concluded you have a yeast infection. 1.4928 0.04980 207 132 48 27
533 I think we can just scrape off the burned parts. 1.4928 0.04689 207 126 60 21
534 Obviously you didn't run fast enough. 1.4910 0.04681 222 139 57 26
535 Let's see what we can do about getting that temperature down from 375 degrees. 1.4906 0.04936 212 136 48 28
536 It isn't every day we can eat our mistakes. 1.4902 0.04938 204 129 50 25
537 Great news! You will make a full recovery. Unfortunately the house was entirely devoured. 1.4901 0.04507 202 119 67 16
538 The good news is you're not diabetic. The bad news is neither are we. 1.4901 0.05169 202 132 41 29
539 The patient is complaining of feeling crumby 1.4901 0.04668 202 122 61 19
540 Great news! We have a donor. He’s a ginger snap, but it’s a match. 1.4901 0.04615 202 121 63 18
541 His temperature's down. For 10 minutes he was at 350°. 1.4900 0.04702 200 121 60 19
542 I'm afraid you're suffering from Seasonal Confection Disorder. 1.4894 0.04916 188 115 54 19
543 Considering his initial temperature was 350 degrees, I think he looks quite well. 1.4878 0.05063 205 133 44 28
544 We'll, his temp is down from 350 but his sugar's still high. 1.4877 0.04806 203 126 55 22
545 Vital signs are good, but he's looking a little pastry. 1.4877 0.04491 203 120 67 16
546 Our diagnosis is that you're half-baked. 1.4877 0.04755 203 125 57 21
547 Your test results came back. Your sugar levels are extremely high. 1.4877 0.04651 203 123 61 19
548 Congratulations, it's a madeleine. 1.4877 0.05101 203 132 43 28
549 Only he survived, the others were burnt to a crisp! 1.4877 0.04857 203 127 53 23
550 You'll be fine. Your temperature's back to 350 degrees. 1.4874 0.04554 199 118 65 16
551 We can save you but it's going to cost you a lot of dough. 1.4874 0.04718 199 121 59 19
552 We have diagnosed your condition as half-baked. 1.4874 0.04929 199 125 51 23
553 I’ve never seen such a bad case of gingervitis. 1.4874 0.04929 199 125 51 23
554 This won't take long. We're just waiting on an oven. 1.4848 0.04626 198 119 62 17
555 The kitchen staff hopes you'll reconsider signing your donor card. 1.4848 0.04895 198 124 52 22
556 After we add the green food coloring, your transformation to Gumby will be complete and irreversible. 1.4848 0.04895 198 124 52 22
557 Our team of bakers agrees you are fortunate to have survived the holidays with all your body parts intact. 1.4847 0.04659 196 118 61 17
558 Anesthetist? No, we're waiting for the milk man. 1.4847 0.04878 196 122 53 21
559 Sorry, we think you're done. 1.4847 0.04824 196 121 55 20
560 If he bends in the middle like that, he's not done. 1.4847 0.04715 196 119 59 18
561 Any food allergies? 1.4847 0.04824 196 121 55 20
562 I'm sorry, sir, but without treatment, the icing will spread. 1.4847 0.04824 196 121 55 20
563 Patient describes having acute fear of being eaten. 1.4847 0.04878 196 122 53 21
564 Ginger has significant health benefits but you might want to cut back on the butter and brown sugar. 1.4847 0.04487 196 115 67 14
565 By the time this procedure is done, you’ll be a gingerbread woman. 1.4847 0.05339 196 131 35 30
566 Unfortunately, there is no cookie-cutter treatment available. 1.4845 0.04969 194 122 50 22
567 Physical exam complete. Let's move on to the taste test. 1.4845 0.04749 194 118 58 18
568 The good news is, it’s not a break. You’ve just crumbled. 1.4845 0.04635 194 116 62 16
569 I'm afraid it's Gingervitis 1.4833 0.05012 180 111 51 18
570 We felt sure you'd crumble, but it turns out you are one tough cookie. 1.4833 0.05074 180 112 49 19
571 Unless you cough up some dough, we can't treat you. 1.4833 0.05135 180 113 47 20
572 So let me get this straight. You ran away from a little old woman, a little old man, a cow and a horse and it was after that when you felt the chest pain? 1.4821 0.04950 195 123 50 22
573 Your new heart is ready, we're just waiting for it to cool. 1.4821 0.04618 195 117 62 16
574 You'll be okay but, I'm sorry, your house didn't make it. 1.4821 0.05056 195 125 46 24
575 And one last question. Do you know the Muffin Man? 1.4819 0.05353 193 129 35 29
576 Increasing your milk intake will make you feel less crummy. 1.4817 0.04744 191 116 58 17
577 The procedure will only take about 12 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. 1.4817 0.04744 191 116 58 17
578 We were able to save you but your house is a goner. 1.4817 0.05081 191 122 46 23
579 Today we're moving you from ICU to the cafeteria! 1.4817 0.04686 191 115 60 16
580 In order to operate we’ll need more dough. 1.4817 0.05026 191 121 48 22
581 I would say, bake for another 10 minutes, then, call me in the morning. 1.4817 0.04916 191 119 52 20
582 As you can see, he is suffering from gingervitis. 1.4815 0.04721 189 114 59 16
583 …and I agree with them. Your sugar’s way too high. 1.4796 0.04823 196 122 54 20
584 Viagra is one idea, but for you the better treatment is yeast. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
585 Your insurance doesn't cover a cooling rack. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
586 Ginger Bed Man 1.4792 0.05114 192 124 44 24
587 As you can see, the patient has been severely battered. 1.4789 0.04583 190 113 63 14
588 ... And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how the cookie crumbles. 1.4789 0.04583 190 113 63 14
589 We're going to need to run a few more taste tests. 1.4789 0.05045 190 121 47 22
590 Your parents are here to see you. 1.4787 0.04915 188 117 52 19
591 Turns out we can catch him. 1.4787 0.04797 188 115 56 17
592 As of today, you're gluten free. 1.4787 0.04797 188 115 56 17
593 How about a coffee with us? 1.4787 0.04677 188 113 60 15
594 Bring us six glasses of milk—STAT! 1.4787 0.04738 188 114 58 16
595 We're baffled -- we followed package directions to the letter. 1.4787 0.04554 188 111 64 13
596 We couldn't get a perfect match, so we gave you a kidney from an animal cracker. 1.4778 0.05011 180 112 50 18
597 You were the only survivor, all the others crumbled. 1.4778 0.05073 180 113 48 19
598 I know this may be hard to hear, sir... but all of us have to one day meet our baker. 1.4778 0.05011 180 112 50 18
599 The good news is, you survived the holidays. 1.4773 0.04964 176 108 52 16
600 when you were admitted you were running a temperature of 350 degrees 1.4769 0.05002 195 125 47 23
601 He appears to be half baked. 1.4769 0.04841 195 122 53 20
602 I'm afraid it's time for you to meet your makers. 1.4764 0.05080 191 123 45 23
603 He's toast. 1.4762 0.04779 189 116 56 17
604 The good news is, you're delicious. 1.4762 0.05403 168 108 40 20
605 It says here your emergency contact is a Mister... Muffin Man? 1.4762 0.04837 189 117 54 18
606 There’s no way to sugarcoat this, it’s time to meet your makers. 1.4759 0.04933 187 117 51 19
607 I always start with the head. 1.4759 0.04815 187 115 55 17
608 We’re confident we got it all. You’re gluten-free. 1.4754 0.05188 183 118 43 22
609 He wants to be a ginger bread woman. 1.4751 0.05052 181 114 48 19
610 It's not serious. Just needs icing. 1.4734 0.04855 188 117 53 18
611 Your blood pressure is fine, but your molasses is through the roof. 1.4728 0.05108 184 118 45 21
612 We have a theory as to what's wrong but it's not fully baked yet. 1.4728 0.04991 184 116 49 19
613 He requested that his remains be taken with milk. 1.4728 0.04809 184 113 55 16
614 We only amputate when it's absolutely delicious...er, I mean necessary. 1.4725 0.04846 182 112 54 16
615 A 500 ml molasses drip and a weeks worth of tetracycline should bring him around, then we bake him at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. 1.4725 0.04719 182 110 58 14
616 The diagnosis is Gingervitis. 1.4725 0.05030 182 115 48 19
617 Tell us what happened after the oven door closed. 1.4722 0.05252 180 117 41 22
618 You’re going to have to cough up more dough if you want the procedure. 1.4722 0.05132 180 115 45 20
619 They've come to apologize for the first degree burns. 1.4722 0.05010 180 113 49 18
620 You'll be fine. Jenkins called the Five Second Rule. 1.4709 0.05063 189 122 45 22
621 If you die would you leave your body to catering? 1.4706 0.04631 187 113 60 14
622 What other symptoms do you have besides feeling crummy? 1.4706 0.04873 187 117 52 18
623 Does anyone recognize John Dough? 1.4706 0.04931 187 118 50 19
624 We believe the raisins can be safely removed. 1.4706 0.04813 187 116 54 17
625 It's seasonal 1.4703 0.05201 185 121 41 23
626 You have 3 weeks to live, or until the staff holiday party, whichever comes first. 1.4702 0.05200 168 106 45 17
627 Well....from the looks of him this should be a snap. 1.4702 0.04695 168 99 59 10
628 We did the best we could, considering what we had to work with. You might want to stay away from milk. 1.4699 0.04764 183 112 56 15
629 They forgot to set the timer. We had to admit you to the burn unit. 1.4699 0.05175 166 104 46 16
630 Stop complaining; we didn't give you fingers either. 1.4696 0.05110 181 116 45 20
631 He's well enough to eat. 1.4696 0.05287 181 119 39 23
632 His temperature last night was 325 degrees 1.4693 0.04707 179 108 58 13
633 The residents missed breakfast...we're going to have to amputate. 1.4686 0.05112 175 111 46 18
634 I’m afraid your prognosis is consumption. 1.4686 0.05424 175 116 36 23
635 You'll run again but never as fast as you can. 1.4686 0.05424 175 116 36 23
636 The consensus is: you're done. 1.4686 0.04916 175 108 52 15
637 Your lab results are a recipe for disaster. 1.4686 0.05544 175 118 32 25
638 Congratulations! you are now a gingerbread lady. 1.4674 0.05107 184 119 44 21
639 Your biopsy results were delicious. 1.4667 0.05130 180 116 44 20
640 The operation was a success! You are now gluten-free! 1.4663 0.05173 178 115 43 20
641 You have a severe burn and we have decided to start icing treatment. 1.4663 0.04790 178 109 55 14
642 The best we can do is ice the area and send you home. 1.4663 0.04856 178 110 53 15
643 Good news! The treatment was a success. You are gluten-free. 1.4655 0.05067 174 110 47 17
644 We can fix it, but it will take a lot of dough. 1.4655 0.05323 174 114 39 21
645 We can rule out a yeast infection. 1.4651 0.04765 172 104 56 12
646 Order an anti-depressant, he says all the spice is gone from his life. 1.4651 0.04765 172 104 56 12
647 I'm afraid we'll have to remove your gluten. 1.4651 0.05043 172 108 48 16
648 He's also presenting as soft and chewy on the inside, crispy on the outside. Anyone? 1.4651 0.04975 172 107 50 15
649 A little confectioners sugar and food coloring, and you’ll be a new man. 1.4651 0.04906 172 106 52 14
650 It's probably nothing, but we won't know for sure until we break off your arm and eat it. 1.4651 0.05241 172 111 42 19
651 I’m afraid you have a severe yeast infection. 1.4647 0.05153 170 108 45 17
652 We'll get you up and running in no time! 1.4647 0.04581 170 100 61 9
653 We're hoping you'll donate your body to culinary science. 1.4647 0.04946 170 105 51 14
654 Now, son, I'm not gonna sugar coat it... 1.4647 0.04875 170 104 53 13
655 Good news. The test results are back and you are completely gluten free. 1.4647 0.05286 170 110 41 19
656 We’ve brought in a team of specialists to flip you over to see if you’re done. 1.4647 0.04730 170 102 57 11
657 They're here to take samples. 1.4647 0.05220 170 109 43 18
658 This is one of those rare moments when being one tough cookie is actually a good thing. 1.4637 0.04771 179 110 55 14
659 Do you want to be rescessitated if you start to crumble? 1.4636 0.05380 151 95 42 14
660 Have you had any thoughts about donating your body for dessert? 1.4636 0.05851 151 101 30 20
661 And here we have an example of running a temperature of 375 f for 35 minutes. 1.4629 0.05045 175 111 47 17
662 It appears your temperature is 375 degrees. 1.4629 0.04913 175 109 51 15
663 The girl scouts send their best wishes. 1.4620 0.05130 171 109 45 17
664 At least he's not as nutty as that fruitcake in the other bed. 1.4615 0.05504 169 113 34 22
665 I'm afraid your prognosis is Grimm. 1.4615 0.05333 156 99 42 15
666 We are sorry Mr. Man but the days of running just as fast as you can are over. 1.4615 0.04894 169 104 52 13
667 I want you to meet your surgical team. 1.4611 0.04943 180 114 49 17
668 Whatever this is, he's convinced we can't catch it. 1.4611 0.05287 167 108 41 18
669 As you can see, he's suffering from a severe case of gingervitis. 1.4611 0.05422 167 110 37 20
670 They're concerned that your sugar's too high. 1.4611 0.04934 167 103 51 13
671 We’re recommending icing it. 1.4611 0.05149 167 106 45 16
672 I keep dreaming that I'm being eaten alive. 1.4611 0.05219 167 107 43 17
673 So you say you’re feeling crummy? 1.4611 0.04934 167 103 51 13
674 Your temperature was 350. 1.4611 0.05287 167 108 41 18
675 Was any part of your home produced in a facility that also handles wheat, milk, nuts, eggs, or soy? 1.4611 0.05007 167 104 49 14
676 Remember, when you are discharged you will need to sit on the counter and cool for 15 mins. 1.4611 0.04934 167 103 51 13
677 He seems to be crumbling. 1.4611 0.05287 167 108 41 18
678 Your prognosis is dim, but...that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.4610 0.05303 154 97 43 14
679 His blood sugar level is off the charts, but he is one tough cookie. 1.4610 0.05461 154 99 39 16
680 So. What's eating you? 1.4610 0.05538 154 100 37 17
681 The test results are conclusive. You're yummy. 1.4610 0.04887 154 92 53 9
682 Good news. We've found a donor with your icing type. 1.4610 0.05303 154 97 43 14
683 ...and this patient was the victim of a half-baked scheme 1.4610 0.05383 154 98 41 15
684 I hope you have your affairs in order, Mr. Mann. It's time to meet your baker. 1.4602 0.05276 176 116 39 21
685 You are now a gingerbread woman 1.4593 0.05430 172 115 35 22
686 I'm afraid there's no other way to say this: you're stale. 1.4589 0.05155 146 89 47 10
687 Can we get you some milk?? 1.4588 0.05150 170 109 44 17
688 It looks like a terminal case of gingervitis. 1.4583 0.05195 168 108 43 17
689 I can take the news Doc. No need to sugar coat it. 1.4583 0.05527 168 113 33 22
690 The team feels it’s your sugar level. 1.4583 0.05195 168 108 43 17
691 The good news is we were able to reattach your left leg. The bad news is you are now part pumpernickel. 1.4583 0.05056 168 106 47 15
692 Your formerly conjoined twin is also doing well. 1.4581 0.05277 155 98 43 14
693 You won’t feel a thing once the milk arrives. 1.4578 0.05027 166 104 48 14
694 Don't worry - we'll handle you very gingerly, man. 1.4576 0.04738 177 109 55 13
695 Would you mind showing us where you were dunked? 1.4573 0.05286 164 106 41 17
696 We have found a donor, but it turns out to be a house. 1.4573 0.05143 164 104 45 15
697 No more running as fast as you can 1.4573 0.05070 164 103 47 14
698 Your biopsy results indicate that you’re delicious. 1.4570 0.05617 151 99 35 17
699 We're trying to determine what caused your low sugar levels. 1.4570 0.05210 151 94 45 12
700 We think it's gingervitis 1.4570 0.05376 151 96 41 14
701 First-degree burn. Cookie-cutter case. 1.4570 0.05124 151 93 47 11
702 Examine him gingerly, he may snap. 1.4570 0.05458 151 97 39 15
703 Maybe gluten-free wasn't such a good idea. 1.4570 0.05458 151 97 39 15
704 We wish the news was better, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.4570 0.05210 151 94 45 12
705 No, they are not from the lab, but they still would like a sample. 1.4564 0.05083 149 91 48 10
706 He was admitted with a temperature of 450 degrees. 1.4563 0.05455 160 105 37 18
707 We used some extra strength frosting and were able to reattach it. 1.4561 0.04991 171 108 48 15
708 He suffered frosting bite on his lower extremities. 1.4561 0.04922 171 107 50 14
709 We won't know for sure until the taste tests are finished. 1.4545 0.04883 154 93 52 9
710 The good news is, you're not a vegetable. 1.4540 0.05586 163 110 32 21
711 The consensus is that, although you may think you are a tough cookie, you are merely half-baked. 1.4540 0.04861 163 100 52 11
712 We hear you're feeling pretty crummy. 1.4540 0.04861 163 100 52 11
713 We think it's gingervitis 1.4540 0.05586 163 110 32 21
714 We have decided to treat you gingerly. 1.4540 0.05449 163 108 36 19
715 The results are in: You're positively scrumptious. 1.4539 0.05557 141 90 38 13
716 Congratulations! You can see your new baby in 7-10 minutes. 1.4535 0.05104 172 111 44 17
717 Your baby was okay...in fact, delicious. 1.4534 0.05569 161 108 33 20
718 The good news is your tumors are raisins. 1.4534 0.05209 161 103 43 15
719 My professional opinion is that he will snap out of it. 1.4534 0.05134 161 102 45 14
720 It is the most advanced case of Hansel and Gretel syndrome that I have ever seen. 1.4533 0.05400 150 96 40 14
721 I'm afraid your sugar is a little high. 1.4533 0.05145 150 93 46 11
722 We are having trouble with your coverage, Cookie. Warm and chewy is a preexisting condition. 1.4533 0.05232 150 94 44 12
723 We can't complete the procedure without some more dough. 1.4533 0.05482 150 97 38 15
724 We have several theories, but they’re all half-baked. 1.4533 0.05232 150 94 44 12
725 It seems he can't rise. 1.4528 0.05180 159 101 44 14
726 You'll be up running as fast as you can in no time 1.4528 0.05102 159 100 46 13
727 My colleagues and I think it's a very aggressive form of Gingervitis. 1.4528 0.05331 159 103 40 16
728 the bad news is your glucose level is off the chart. 1.4528 0.05023 159 99 48 12
729 We only need a small crumb sample. 1.4528 0.05180 159 101 44 14
730 And you say no one has shown you a mirror since your procedure? 1.4528 0.05405 159 104 38 17
731 Your candy heart transplant will be much cheaper after February 14. 1.4528 0.05331 159 103 40 16
732 Actually in this case a temperature of 350° is perfectly normal. 1.4528 0.05102 159 100 46 13
733 On the bright side, your burns may keep you from being eaten. 1.4528 0.05102 159 100 46 13
734 I'm afraid it's seasonal. 1.4528 0.05023 159 99 48 12
735 He seems to have lost his spice for life. 1.4528 0.05023 159 99 48 12
736 The procedure was a success. You're completely gluten-free. 1.4528 0.05256 159 102 42 15
737 He says he doesn't identify as a gingerbread man anymore. 1.4528 0.05023 159 99 48 12
738 I'm sorry. You're healthcare plan excludes frosting. 1.4528 0.05331 159 103 40 16
739 I'm prescribing 3 tablespoons of baking soda daily, until you rise. 1.4528 0.05180 159 101 44 14
740 I'm recommending a culinary bypass. 1.4528 0.05331 159 103 40 16
741 We're concerned about your sugar levels. 1.4528 0.05331 159 103 40 16
742 I hate to the be the bearer of bad news, but this is the worst case of gingervitis we've ever seen. 1.4528 0.05762 159 109 28 22
743 I'm afraid your recovery will be as slow as molasses. 1.4528 0.04862 159 97 52 10
744 You're done. 1.4524 0.04981 168 106 48 14
745 Unfortunately, "surgery" was autcorrected to "sugary." 1.4522 0.05603 157 105 33 19
746 You look like you haven't been eaten in weeks. 1.4522 0.05380 157 102 39 16
747 Looks like gingervitis caught you. 1.4521 0.05591 146 95 36 15
748 We've consulted with each other but are reluctant to give you a cookie-cutter diagnosis. 1.4521 0.05505 146 94 38 14
749 They advise icing the fracture 1.4521 0.05331 146 92 42 12
750 We've applied heat, now it's time for icing. 1.4521 0.05058 146 89 48 9
751 You're getting much too old to run, run, as fast as you can. 1.4518 0.05095 166 106 45 15
752 Let me introduce Doctors Baker, Baker, Baker, Baker and Baker. 1.4518 0.05237 166 108 41 17
753 Our nutionists want to know if you are an organ donor 1.4512 0.04992 164 103 48 13
754 Shouldn't hurt at all. Just a routine taste test. 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
755 As your physician and staff, we want to assure you that your temperature of 350 is normal. Second: For God's sakes, Bob, your sugar levels are off the chart! 1.4506 0.05472 162 108 35 19
756 We're sorry to tell you your glucose levels are too high and you'll be gone by Christmas. 1.4503 0.05120 151 94 46 11
757 Unfortunately, the only transplant we have available is from an animal cracker. 1.4500 0.05155 160 102 44 14
758 Sir, it seems you have a severe case of gingervitis. 1.4487 0.05006 156 97 48 11
759 I'm putting you on complete bread rest. 1.4487 0.05088 156 98 46 12
760 This is my preliminary assessment, but I'm fairly certain that leaping from the oven was a contributing factor. 1.4487 0.05006 156 97 48 11
761 Well, they DID catch you. 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
762 We're worried about your sugar levels. 1.4481 0.05133 154 97 45 12
763 We can't find anything wrong with you. In fact, you're delicious! 1.4481 0.05375 154 100 39 15
764 Would you like to donate your organs to lunch - I mean science? 1.4481 0.05375 154 100 39 15
765 No, Sir, I’m afraid the Muffin Man is still unaccounted for. 1.4481 0.05531 154 102 35 17
766 To tell you the truth, I don't know how you lasted this long. 1.4481 0.05215 154 98 43 13
767 We can operate, but we'll need more dough 1.4481 0.05215 154 98 43 13
768 Good news, they've come up with an ingredient to extend your expiration date. 1.4481 0.05375 154 100 39 15
769 The bakers have said all you really need is 20 minutes at 325 and you'll be fine. 1.4481 0.05454 154 101 37 16
770 We advise that you don't run as fast as you can. 1.4481 0.05133 154 97 45 12
771 You are about to meet your maker. 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
772 For your transition to Chocolate Chip, we've called in these specialists in cosmetic bakery. 1.4481 0.05375 154 100 39 15
773 Our tests show you feel flat due to a lack of sodium bicarbonate. 1.4481 0.04879 154 94 51 9
774 ...and finally for the hair transplant, you've got two options: Sprinkles or strawberry laces? 1.4481 0.05375 154 100 39 15
775 If you like your baker, you can keep your baker. 1.4481 0.04965 154 95 49 10
776 Your temperature had spiked rather high for a while sir, but now that you've cooled down to room temperature, you're good to go. 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
777 This is not just some cookie cutter operation. 1.4481 0.04879 154 94 51 9
778 On the bright side, you're a cookie now 1.4481 0.05375 154 100 39 15
779 They're not interested in your symptoms, just your ingredients. 1.4481 0.04965 154 95 49 10
780 Now don't bite my head off, but these experts think your sugar level is too high. 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
781 Don't worry sir, it's just a routine procedure. And at 350 degrees it should only take 10 to 15 minutes. 1.4481 0.05133 154 97 45 12
782 You have a life expectancy of December 1.4481 0.05215 154 98 43 13
783 I think we’ve found the appropriate specialists for your condition. 1.4481 0.04965 154 95 49 10
784 We're going to try another 12 minutes at 375. 1.4479 0.04779 163 100 53 10
785 Sorry, but it looks like you only have until Christmas to live. 1.4476 0.05126 143 88 46 9
786 Since you're uninsured, treatment is going to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.4468 0.05367 141 89 41 11
787 Looks like a yeast infection. 1.4468 0.05271 141 88 43 10
788 His temperature is well over 350 degrees 1.4467 0.05141 150 94 45 11
789 And remember, no more run, run, as fast as you can for the next 10 to 12 weeks. 1.4467 0.05227 150 95 43 12
790 I hope you set aside some dough. 1.4467 0.05312 150 96 41 13
791 Here we have a John Dough. He can't remember who he is but was found running away from the White House. 1.4467 0.05396 150 97 39 14
792 Surprisingly it's not a yeast infection. 1.4467 0.05312 150 96 41 13
793 So you ran away fast. Is that the last thing you remember? 1.4465 0.05547 159 107 33 19
794 I don't want you to run, run as fast as you can for at least a month. 1.4465 0.05327 159 104 39 16
795 Well Hello Mr. G. What has been eating you? 1.4459 0.05143 157 100 44 13
796 Your sugar is way too high. 1.4459 0.05526 157 105 34 18
797 The good news is we caught you just in time. 1.4459 0.05222 157 101 42 14
798 Congratulations! We were able to scrap off the burned bits. 1.4459 0.04899 157 97 50 10
799 Worst case of gingervitis I've ever seen 1.4452 0.05653 155 105 31 19
800 I'm sorry to say, but he's been diagnosed with gingervitus 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
801 We're very relieved that you made it through the Holiday. 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
802 Apparently, running as fast as you can...wasn't fast enough. 1.4451 0.05488 164 111 33 20
803 We understand you're feeling crumby. 1.4444 0.05630 135 87 36 12
804 Great news. In just 25-40 min, we’ll frost you the gender you feel you were baked to be. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
805 Are you prepared to meet your Makers? 1.4430 0.05424 158 105 36 17
806 Your sugar levels are low and we'd like to apply frosting. 1.4430 0.05118 158 101 44 13
807 I'm afraid you'll never run, run, as fast as you can again. 1.4430 0.05349 158 104 38 16
808 He's had a temperature of 350 degrees for the last ten minutes. 1.4430 0.05584 149 99 34 16
809 I knew he would pull through He's a tough cookie 1.4430 0.05419 149 97 38 14
810 ...and I’d suggest you stay away from milk... 1.4430 0.04798 149 90 52 7
811 We're just waiting for your temperature to come down. 1.4430 0.05249 149 95 42 12
812 We're going to handle your case gingerly. 1.4430 0.05335 149 96 40 13
813 We’re not sure. He just snapped. 1.4430 0.05584 149 99 34 16
814 I'm sorry. This is a gluten free hospital 1.4430 0.05162 149 94 44 11
815 They're here to take some ... uh ... samples. 1.4430 0.05335 149 96 40 13
816 I've brought in a team of specialists from the Keebler Institute. 1.4430 0.04983 149 92 48 9
817 They all agree: you’re half-baked. 1.4430 0.05335 149 96 40 13
818 I am sorry but your insurance ran out of dough. 1.4430 0.05744 149 101 30 18
819 Your legs will be sore for a while. Try icing them. 1.4430 0.05744 149 101 30 18
820 Since you can't feel your legs anyway we're going to give the children's wing a treat! 1.4430 0.05502 149 98 36 15
821 You've got a pretty nasty yeast infection. 1.4430 0.05419 149 97 38 14
822 Do you recognize your batterer? 1.4430 0.05162 149 94 44 11
823 Are these the "too many cooks" you were referring to? 1.4429 0.05669 140 92 34 14
824 Looks like sore feet. Have you tried icing them? 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
825 The test results are back— we may need to do some sugar coating. 1.4416 0.05450 154 102 36 16
826 No, you can't catch it. He's the gingerbread man. 1.4414 0.05612 145 96 34 15
827 Sorry to break the bad news, but you can no longer run as fast as you can! 1.4414 0.05349 145 93 40 12
828 I believe that your days of running, running as fast as you can have finally caught up with you. 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
829 This will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.4408 0.05341 152 99 39 14
830 We operate gingerly. 1.4408 0.05341 152 99 39 14
831 You’re getting stale and there is nothing we can do for you. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
832 The good news is that my consultants and I have diagnosed you as being just a big gingerbread man. The bad news is that you are being transferred from the ER to the hospital cafeteria. 1.4400 0.05944 150 105 24 21
833 You have a nutmeg deficiency. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
834 Our experts think it's a severe yeast infection. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
835 The procedure should only take 15-20 minutes...at 325. 1.4400 0.05223 150 96 42 12
836 He slipped in the icing. 1.4400 0.05048 150 94 46 10
837 I’m afraid you only have until the end of December. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
838 The prognosis looks Grimm. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
839 Your sugar and fat levels are high, but we think you'll be able to run, run as fast you can. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
840 You have a yeast infection. 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
841 You're the lone survivor. The others were dismembered and eaten alive. 1.4384 0.05496 146 96 36 14
842 We’d like you to consider donating your body to culinary science... 1.4384 0.05232 146 93 42 11
843 Treatment will cost an arm and a leg. 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
844 Chances are good that you'll be eaten before it becomes a problem. 1.4384 0.05048 146 91 46 9
845 Sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.4379 0.05394 153 101 37 15
846 Prognosis is good -- he made it through the holidays 1.4379 0.05149 153 98 43 12
847 I regret to inform you that your sugar levels are too high 1.4379 0.05149 153 98 43 12
848 We have studied your case, and we'll need to approach it gingerly. 1.4379 0.05394 153 101 37 15
849 We’ve got to treat him gingerly. 1.4375 0.05637 144 96 33 15
850 Without insurance coverage, we’re afraid this is going to cost a lot of dough. 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
851 He keeps repeating, "Please don't bite my head off." 1.4375 0.05094 144 90 45 9
852 All we have is a half-baked theory. 1.4375 0.05807 144 98 29 17
853 Good news: we've found an exact icing donor match. 1.4375 0.04998 144 89 47 8
854 We know something's eating at you. That's the point. 1.4375 0.05462 144 94 37 13
855 I tasted his feet. He seems okay. 1.4375 0.05462 144 94 37 13
856 It’s our first known case of Gingervitis. 1.4375 0.05723 144 97 31 16
857 The gumdrop was benign. And delicious. 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
858 We promise to treat you gingerly. 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
859 I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you...your test results came back, delicious. 1.4371 0.05445 151 100 36 15
860 I'm afraid we couldn't save your house. 1.4362 0.05244 149 96 41 12
861 Turns out, it was just a yeast infection. 1.4362 0.05579 149 100 33 16
862 I'm afraid they've detected some blood in your sugar. 1.4362 0.05497 149 99 35 15
863 Your test results are back. It turns out you’re delicious. 1.4361 0.05582 133 86 36 11
864 We'd like to run a few taste tests. 1.4357 0.04884 140 85 49 6
865 Say, do you know the muffin man? 1.4357 0.05288 140 89 41 10
866 Two units of molasses STAT! 1.4357 0.05288 140 89 41 10
867 I've brought in the team that knows you best. 1.4354 0.05634 147 99 32 16
868 Professor Leary, I’m afraid you may have ingested a very powerful hallucinogenic. 1.4354 0.05634 147 99 32 16
869 Fortunately for you, these folks scraped together enough dough to get you well again. 1.4345 0.05606 145 97 33 15
870 The doctor will eat you now. 1.4345 0.05857 145 100 27 18
871 I'd like you to meet the transplant team. 1.4345 0.05162 145 92 43 10
872 It's a standard procedure sir. Totally cookie-cutter. 1.4342 0.05575 152 103 32 17
873 Never, ever run, run as fast as you can again. 1.4338 0.05291 136 86 41 9
874 The good news is you're perfectly fine. The bad news is that it's lunch. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
875 Your test results indicate that you suffer from hypoglycemia, too much gluten, and your cholesterol levels are off the chart. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do, however, my colleagues think you're an excellent candidate for their program. 1.4336 0.05834 143 98 28 17
876 You still have a bit of a fever, but you smell delicious. 1.4328 0.05130 134 83 44 7
877 We're sorry---you're half-baked. 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
878 He's made a remarkable recovery. We thought he was toast. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
879 Your blood-sugar level is off the charts. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
880 They'll be advising me throughout the operation." 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
881 On second thought, let's examine this patient after lunch. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
882 I'm afraid your running days are over, but if our treatment is successful, you could expect to have a normal shelf life. 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
883 We need to run some tastes, I mean tests. 1.4324 0.05604 148 100 32 16
884 Your ginger reassignment surgery was a success. 1.4324 0.05437 148 98 36 14
885 Well, the bad news is that you've past your best-before date. The good news is that no one wants to eat you now. 1.4317 0.05212 139 88 42 9
886 I’m afraid your condition is delicious. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
887 What's he doing in the Burn Unit? 1.4317 0.05311 139 89 40 10
888 Sir, we’re going to have to move you, you’re making the other patients hungry. 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
889 I'll put this to you gingerly... 1.4317 0.05597 139 92 34 13
890 Too much ginger. You're lucky to be alive. 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
891 And these are the heroes who rebuilt your home after the accident 1.4317 0.05597 139 92 34 13
892 All our tests indicate that first you should be dunked gently into warm coffee... 1.4317 0.05597 139 92 34 13
893 Unfortunately the overexposure to milk did extensive damage to your lower half. 1.4317 0.05408 139 90 38 11
894 If the soreness continues just try icing it. 1.4317 0.05597 139 92 34 13
895 You’re gonna make it, Mr. Man. You’re one tough cookie. 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
896 After 10 minutes at 350 degrees, you're going to feel like a new man. 1.4317 0.05408 139 90 38 11
897 The good news is you aren’t sick. The bad news is you are large and delicious. 1.4317 0.05870 139 95 28 16
898 I’m sorry. You have to give us more to work with than “I’m feeling crummy”. 1.4317 0.05408 139 90 38 11
899 We believe your preliminary diagnosis was half-baked 1.4317 0.05008 139 86 46 7
900 A clear case of acute gingervitus 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
901 We've ruled out gingivitis. 1.4317 0.05212 139 88 42 9
902 You've been diagnosed as half-baked. 1.4317 0.05597 139 92 34 13
903 The fresh-baked smell will wear off in a few hours. 1.4317 0.05311 139 89 40 10
904 Don't worry, it's just a yeast infection 1.4317 0.05781 139 94 30 15
905 In this case, I think a cookie cutter approach is best. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
906 We're here for a taste test. 1.4308 0.05975 130 88 28 14
907 Let me introduce your transplant team. 1.4286 0.05657 140 94 32 14
908 Mr. President, you are without a doubt the healthiest individual ever to serve in this office! 1.4286 0.05566 140 93 34 13
909 They found a cure, but it's going to cost you some dough. 1.4286 0.06113 126 86 26 14
910 Well, sir, these ARE the specialists. 1.4276 0.05164 152 99 41 12
911 Good news. The procedure was a success. You're now gluten free. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
912 I'm sorry for the bad news but, that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.4275 0.05233 138 88 41 9
913 I regret to say that it is time to meet your creators 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
914 Can anyone suggest what's wrong with this patient? - and if I hear anyone say "gingervitis", I will ask them to leave. 1.4265 0.05585 136 90 34 12
915 I'm afraid your sugar levels are dangerously high 1.4265 0.05180 136 86 42 8
916 I'm afraid you have until Christmas. 1.4255 0.05348 141 92 38 11
917 He was admitted with a temperature of 450 degrees. 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
918 Sir, you've had a sugar rush. 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
919 Your gender reassignment was a success. You're now a gingerbread man. 1.4254 0.05934 134 92 27 15
920 You must stop asking the nurses to lick your icing. 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
921 I'm afraid we are going to have to amputate, we are getting hungry. 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
922 In seven weeks you will be able to run run as fast as you can. 1.4254 0.05230 134 85 41 8
923 You're looking much yummier today. 1.4254 0.05336 134 86 39 9
924 This is just my opinion, but you're only half-baked. 1.4254 0.05742 134 90 31 13
925 I have finished all my tests, but they just want to insert a needle to see if it comes out dry. 1.4254 0.05230 134 85 41 8
926 Ladies and gentlemen, we have here a case of extreme gingervitis. 1.4254 0.05839 134 91 29 14
927 Happy to say our team of specialists has more than doubled your shelf life. 1.4254 0.04782 134 81 49 4
928 It's unanimous it's a yeast infection! 1.4245 0.05683 139 94 31 14
929 Remember, its a fine line between pleasantly crisp and burn victim. 1.4234 0.05151 137 87 42 8
930 Good news is you've passed all of your medical tests. Bad news is we still need a taste test. 1.4228 0.06429 123 87 20 16
931 You've got to be careful even with a low-grade confection. 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
932 Guess they actually could catch you, gingerbread man. 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
933 Your insurance doesn't cover icing. 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
934 My colleagues were wondering if you would be willing to donate your organs a tad early. 1.4211 0.06058 133 93 24 16
935 I'm afraid we're going to have bite off that leg. 1.4206 0.05785 126 84 31 11
936 The results are in... You're delicious. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
937 He looks half baked. I’d recommend another 30 minutes at 350. 1.4203 0.05709 138 94 30 14
938 Good news! We can fix you. According to our experts, you are only half baked. 1.4203 0.05019 138 87 44 7
939 They each had a hand in your creation, but you can only choose two to be on your birth certificate. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
940 We're going to need to take a few samples... 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
941 We thought you were cooked but you snapped out of it. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
942 These specialist all agree with me, you’re done. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
943 I would recommend a course of sprinkles. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
944 ...In layman's terms, he's going stale. 1.4198 0.04961 131 81 45 5
945 The procedure will be a snap. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
946 I'd recommend another taste test--just as a precaution. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
947 The hospital staff feels this team is better qualified to handle your sex change request. 1.4198 0.06126 131 92 23 16
948 Give it to me straight, doctor, do not sugar-coat it. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
949 Tomorrow, with our help, you will no longer be a Gingerbread Woman trapped inside a Gingerbread Man's body. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
950 He's got a severe case of candy corns and ginger-vitis 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
951 We're just going to run a few taste tests. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
952 Bad news. You're tonight's dessert. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
953 Don't worry, I'm making sure they all eat before the operation. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
954 Our initial diagnosis is that you're quite yummy. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
955 Despite the overcooking, your vitals are good and your frosting is intact. 1.4196 0.05003 143 91 44 8
956 His condition has deteriorated. He used to look good enough to eat. 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
957 We’re going to have to remove your gluten. 1.4186 0.05792 129 87 30 12
958 We all agree, if you don't get your stress under control, you're gonna snap. 1.4186 0.05469 129 84 36 9
959 We'll do the nose job, Mrs. Jones, but realistically you'll never be considered a hot cookie again. 1.4186 0.05792 129 87 30 12
960 Let me guess. Another yeast infection. 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
961 A little more 'self-raising' flour and you'll be up and about in no time. 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
962 He's using his own dough to settle the bill. 1.4186 0.05469 129 84 36 9
963 For how long have you been unable to run, run as fast as you can? 1.4186 0.05358 129 83 38 8
964 Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor not a pastry chef! 1.4186 0.05896 129 88 28 13
965 If the operation isn't successful, would you consider donating your body to culinary science? 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
966 The surgery was a success. Your recovery time will be around 10 to 15 minutes at 350 degrees. 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
967 Please take note of Patient G, yet another dangerous case of mistaking baking powder for baking soda. 1.4186 0.05469 129 84 36 9
968 We'll have you up and running as fast as you can in no time. 1.4186 0.05896 129 88 28 13
969 Initial testing indicates a yeast infection and high sugar levels. 1.4186 0.05792 129 87 30 12
970 You're very lucky! All your buddies suffered major burns. 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
971 Graham and his team are here to consult on your sugar level. 1.4186 0.05358 129 83 38 8
972 Our tests show you have high levels of sugar and spice and everything nice. 1.4186 0.05792 129 87 30 12
973 Looks like 350 was just about perfect. 1.4186 0.05358 129 83 38 8
974 If you don't mind, they'll practice checking your doneness and texture. 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
975 Symptoms? "I just feel crumby." 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
976 You're lucky we caught you in time. 1.4179 0.05927 134 93 26 15
977 You suffer from insufficient baking soda. You'll never rise. 1.4173 0.05527 127 83 35 9
978 Good news! We found a donor with your frosting type. 1.4173 0.05296 127 81 39 7
979 Your blood sugar levels are far too high. 1.4173 0.05296 127 81 39 7
980 Your biopsy was delicious. 1.4173 0.05856 127 86 29 12
981 My team has concluded that you have a yeast infection. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
982 Don't worry, the consensus opinion is that you are just dehydrogenated. 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
983 We’ll start with the head and work our way down. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
984 I have heartening news: the Food Network is interested in your case. 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
985 We’ve narrowed it down to gluten. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
986 Luckily, you ended up in a teaching bakery. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
987 The entire medical team wanted to congratulate you on your successful reassignment surgery. You're no longer a ladyfinger. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
988 Your nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, ... they're all normal. But I'm afraid you have a serious clove deficiency. 1.4167 0.05162 132 84 41 7
989 Any other half-baked ideas? 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
990 Got milk? 1.4167 0.06182 132 94 21 17
991 We'll know if this is the Gingerbread Man once we lift this sheet. 1.4167 0.06088 132 93 23 16
992 We'd like to run some test on you, based on a half-baked theory. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
993 Your plan would only cover the Keebler treatment. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
994 You broke your leg? You should try ICING it. 1.4161 0.05348 137 90 37 10
995 Let this be a lesson; you didn't run as fast as you can 1.4154 0.05859 130 89 28 13
996 We won't know for sure until we run some taste tests. 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
997 Due to an unfortunate “incident”, the patient is here for a total foot replacement. 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
998 My advice is to run, run away as fast as you can. 1.4146 0.06101 123 85 25 13
999 Your test results came back delicious. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1000 So it's not D-O-E, but D-O-U-G-H? 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
1001 Preliminary test results indicate a yeast infection. 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
1002 Why don't we try icing it? 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
1003 The taste results show that your sugar levels are too high 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
1004 I'm afraid he's got a systemic yeast infection. 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
1005 The operation was a success--you are now 100% gluten free. 1.4135 0.05661 133 90 31 12
1006 The surgical team feels that adding a nose would make you appear cosmetically cluttered. 1.4135 0.05456 133 88 35 10
1007 Now that you mention it, I don't think we've tried icing it! 1.4135 0.05350 133 87 37 9
1008 My colleagues have conferred and recommend 350 degrees for another 5 minutes 1.4135 0.05456 133 88 35 10
1009 You have a temperature of 350 degrees. 1.4135 0.05661 133 90 31 12
1010 “Did you hear it snap?” He asked gingerly. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
1011 The good news is, you've been deemed unfit for human consumption. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1012 He hasn't been the same since his wife went gluten-free 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
1013 Good news, you're not stale and in three bites you'll be out of here. 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
1014 They are specialists who will help me diagnose your confection. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1015 Don't worry. You'll be up and running in no time. 1.4127 0.05318 126 81 38 7
1016 His sugar is too high and he has no detectable pulse. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
1017 The results are inconclusive. We're gonna need to run a few more taste tests. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1018 The tests show that you have a severe sugar imbalance. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
1019 I'll come right out with it, you've got about 24 hours before you're stale. 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
1020 With your preservative content, you have nothing to worry about. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1021 I’m afraid you’ve been artificially sweetened. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1022 Well, run, run as fast as you can, You can't escape having no health care plan. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1023 You'll be able to run run run in no time. 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
1024 You're one sick cookie, I'm sorry to tell you. 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
1025 I'd stay away from dairy products if I were you. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1026 We are hopeful that a frosting match will be found for you. 1.4122 0.05618 131 88 32 11
1027 Don't sugar coat it; give it to me straight, Doc. 1.4122 0.05721 131 89 30 12
1028 We think you have gingivitis 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
1029 Your sugar is too high 1.4113 0.06061 124 86 25 13
1030 I'm sorry to tell you but there isn't enough dough left to finish the job. 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
1031 My colleagues agree, you're suffering from a severe case of gingervitis. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
1032 In your case, a spoonful of sugar IS the medicine. 1.4113 0.05727 124 83 31 10
1033 Take a good look. Less than 2% of the population are natural gingers. 1.4113 0.05373 124 80 37 7
1034 Prepare to meet thy baker... 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
1035 And when you wake up you'll be Mrs. Gingerbread Man. 1.4113 0.05727 124 83 31 10
1036 The bad news is we ate your house. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
1037 I am sorry to inform you that you will be stale in three days. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1038 So you feel crumby? 1.4113 0.05249 124 79 39 6
1039 We'll need to do some additional tasting in order to better diagnose what is wrong with you. 1.4109 0.05989 129 90 25 14
1040 Would you like to consider donating your organs to the cafeteria? 1.4109 0.06285 129 93 19 17
1041 We are sending you for some taste tests. 1.4109 0.05989 129 90 25 14
1042 They're here to make you batter. 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
1043 How about a nice cold glass of milk? 1.4109 0.05887 129 89 27 13
1044 He has a ‘do not recusitate’ order on file. I get dibs on the head. 1.4098 0.05303 122 78 38 6
1045 You only sustained minor injuries, but I'm afraid. . . BUUUURPPP. . . that your wife didn't make it. 1.4098 0.05429 122 79 36 7
1046 It says here that you've decided to donate your body for dessert. 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
1047 He presented with crispy edges, burnt lips and a temperature of 450 degrees. We will be admitting him to the burn ward. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
1048 The good news is that this should't affect your taste. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
1049 No more excuses. You are perfectly fine, and it's time to be glazed. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
1050 You'll be out of here and edible in no time 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
1051 You say the stiffness started after being taken out of the jar? 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
1052 The CAT scan shows that you are only half baked. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
1053 We haven't been able to get him to rise. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
1054 The results are in... You're delicious. 1.4098 0.05429 122 79 36 7
1055 We're very sorry, but our mistake is going to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
1056 You should be up and about in 8 to 10 minutes. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
1057 Well, yes, I did pledge to do no harm. Unfortunately, the kitchen staff did not. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
1058 We’ll know more after the next round of taste tests. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
1059 Well, the good news is that you’re 100% gluten-free... 1.4094 0.05953 127 88 26 13
1060 I'm sorry, Fred, Ginger didn't make it. 1.4094 0.05953 127 88 26 13
1061 Your levels of sugar and spice and everything nice are a little high. 1.4094 0.05953 127 88 26 13
1062 When we found him he was running a fever of 350°. 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
1063 The surgery was successful ... you'll be up and running again in no time! 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
1064 'Once your new leg cools, you'll be good as new." 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
1065 And no one ever told you you were allergic to brown sugar? 1.4078 0.05924 103 67 30 6
1066 Five more minutes in the oven and you were a goner 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1067 I know you requested cinnamon drops, but your insurance would only cover frosting 1.4077 0.05951 130 91 25 14
1068 There’s no good way to say this, it’s turmeric! 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
1069 Good news, you're gluten free. 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1070 We are ready to make you a penis, that is of course, provided you have the dough. 1.4065 0.06411 123 89 18 16
1071 Your medical history reads like a fairy tale. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1072 It's really a very simple procedure; we have a cookie cutter that's shaped like a woman. 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
1073 I'd like to discuss organ donation...you could help feed a family for months. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1074 Several of our staff would like tissue samples. 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1075 We'd like to run a few taste tests. 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
1076 You'll not only walk again, you'll run as fast as you can. 1.4065 0.06411 123 89 18 16
1077 I'm afraid the sugar has spread. 1.4062 0.06119 128 91 22 15
1078 I understand your concern, but the pool of applicants who have attended both medical and culinary school is exceedingly white. 1.4062 0.05810 128 88 28 12
1079 It was touch and go for a while but turn out he’s really one tough cookie. 1.4054 0.06188 111 76 25 10
1080 These culinary students will be observing your procedure. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1081 The consultants suggest 350 degrees for 20 minutes. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1082 Well it appears you are allergic to Gluten 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1083 Your blood sugar is out of control. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
1084 It's a yeast infection. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1085 You'll be walking a little gingerly for a few weeks. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1086 You have a bad case of the sprinkles. 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
1087 You've been running a temperature of 350 degrees for 20 minutes. We're going to put you on a wire rack to cool you down. 1.4034 0.06351 119 85 20 14
1088 Another 10mins in that heat, and he would have been done. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1089 He’s one tough cookie. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1090 It appears you have contracted Gingervitis. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1091 What we have here is an example of severe Gingervitis. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1092 We've reviewed your tests and we agree that it's a sugar problem. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1093 I told them to touch you gingerly! 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1094 I'm allowing your parents to take you home while you're still warm. 1.4034 0.05246 119 76 38 5
1095 Your results are good so far. Now for the taste test. 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1096 Okay, you're scheduled for icing at 9 am, but you have to promise not to run away again. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1097 you're going to pull through although your back will always be on the dark side. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1098 Unfortunately, your stay will cost an arm and a leg. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1099 I regret to inform you, but it appears that you are half-baked. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1100 Cut to the chase. And no rhyming this time. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1101 We were wondering if you would willing to leave your body to us - I mean to science! 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1102 I'm afraid you'll never run as fast as you can again. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1103 We've all decided you need a little more time in the oven. 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1104 Our team of experts needs to take some samples from you. 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1105 Tell them I can’t testify. I don’t know where my dough came from. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1106 I pronounce you gluten free 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1107 You know, Humpty had it worse. 1.4034 0.05108 119 75 40 4
1108 Your prognosis is delicious. 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1109 I’m afraid we’re going to have to sugarcoat this... 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1110 Your have elevated glucose levels. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1111 You're very lucky, we weren't sure after Humpty Dumpty 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1112 The good news is that you should be out of here by Christmas... 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1113 Good news! The consensus is that you're just under baked. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1114 The term we like to use is"half baked." 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1115 How long have you had the runs? 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1116 I'm afraid you only have 12-15 minutes. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1117 The good news is that you're baked to perfection. . . 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1118 Of course we'll do everything we can to save you -- why would you possibly think otherwise? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1119 We know you are a man, but a penis just wouldn’t be appropriate. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1120 He was beaten up by a ginger snap. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1121 You’ll be cooling for the next 10-20 minutes. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1122 Let’s try upping his spice. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1123 They feel you should walk now, but gingerly...... 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
1124 Totally routine. Just 8-10 minutes at 350°. 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
1125 You’re overweight so the fox drowned. But ... 1.4017 0.06656 117 86 15 16
1126 So, since that's all cleared up, these folks are going to move you into the cafeteria. 1.4017 0.05702 117 78 31 8
1127 we're afraid you may never run, run, as fast as you can again 1.4017 0.06315 117 83 21 13
1128 It's time for your taste test. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
1129 He had a ginger ail 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
1130 This isn't my area of expertise, so I brought in a few specialists. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
1131 He showed up in the ER half baked with elevated glucose levels 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
1132 They're here to check your temperature. 1.4017 0.05571 117 77 33 7
1133 It worked, Mr. Thompson. You're completely gluten free. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
1134 I'm not going to sugar-coat your diagnosis. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
1135 Yeast infection. 1.4017 0.05571 117 77 33 7
1136 You have worst yeast infection that we have seen in years. 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
1137 We may never catch you, but you have clearly caught something. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
1138 I’ve ordered some taste tests. You look a bit underdone. 1.4017 0.05437 117 76 35 6
1139 I brought in some specialists. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
1140 We'd like to use this as a teaching moment. A delicious teaching moment. 1.4017 0.05702 117 78 31 8
1141 Before we begin, are you willing to be a doughner? 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
1142 Test results indicate high levels of glucose. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
1143 We all agree baking at 425° for 30 minutes should take care of things. Questions? 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
1144 We've located your original recipe---so your new heart won't be rejected. 1.4000 0.05964 120 83 26 11
1145 Don't worry. We'll have you up and running in no time. 1.4000 0.05496 115 75 34 6
1146 As we suspected, the sugar in your knee had molasstasized. We had to amputate and bake you a new leg. You can go home when you've cooled to room temperature. 1.4000 0.06195 120 85 22 13
1147 I’m afraid it’s a severe case of gingervitis. 1.4000 0.06483 110 78 20 12
1148 It doesn't look good—I'm afraid we'll have to masticate. 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
1149 He came in with some half-baked story about the injury occurring when he jumped out of an oven. 1.4000 0.05355 115 74 36 5
1150 They recommend fighting the urge to dunk yourself in milk. 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
1151 Fortunately we got him out of the oven just in time. 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
1152 We don't see this often, so I've decided to refer your case to a team of specialists. 1.4000 0.05076 120 76 40 4
1153 Your lab results arrived this morning and we all agree, they taste delicious. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
1154 Our cafeteria staff is here to thank you for donating your body. 1.4000 0.05475 120 79 34 7
1155 Mr. Gingerbread Man, you have quite a bit of swelling in your right leg. These bakers are going to try icing it for you. 1.4000 0.05355 115 74 36 5
1156 Ready for your culinoscopy? 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
1157 I've called in a team of gastronomists. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1158 Unfortunately, that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1159 Your ginger levels are actually fine, but your nutmeg's a bit high. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1160 We have some bad news. Likely your head will go first. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1161 You have a temperature of 350 degrees. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1162 Our experts concur - you're terminally delicious. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1163 Do you wish to donate any body parts? 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
1164 Your condition requires we proceed somewhat gingerly. 1.3981 0.06666 103 73 19 11
1165 I’m afraid you have a temperature of 350 degrees. 1.3967 0.06263 121 87 20 14
1166 You've been cleared to go back into the oven. 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
1167 This ginger snapped. 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
1168 Can you share when you noticed you were allergic to ginger? 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
1169 We think you have a yeast infection. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1170 He says he’s just feeling crumby. 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
1171 We're here to do the taste tests. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1172 Nothing an enormous glass of milk can't cure. 1.3966 0.05320 116 75 36 5
1173 We knead more dough for your surgery. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1174 I'm sorry, but the outlook is crumby. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1175 The experts all agree - looks like gingervitis. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1176 Patient complains of feeling ‘slow as molasses.’ Chef Henderson, any thoughts? 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
1177 We'll have you up and running again in no time. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1178 Unfortunately, the prognosis is not good. I felt it was time for you to meet your makers. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1179 It doesn't look good fellas, his expiration date is next week 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
1180 The next stage of diagnosis is called the taste test. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1181 Consult recommends heavy icing. 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
1182 I had to call in some Specialists. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1183 I call dibs on the head. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1184 Apparently, he says he’s been feeling a bit crummy. 1.3966 0.05320 116 75 36 5
1185 It's acute gingervitis. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1186 They'll be taking small samples. 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
1187 This may come as a surprise but you are glucose intolerant. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1188 We've assembled our best chef residents to help treat your case of gingervitis 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1189 It appears we caught you just in time. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1190 Mr. Ginger Bread is hypoglycemic. 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
1191 Word got around that you're an organ donor. 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
1192 So, you have a sore knee? Have you tried icing it? 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1193 Since this is a teaching hospital, you can rest assured your surgery won’t cost both an arm and a leg. 1.3962 0.05947 106 71 28 7
1194 We're hoping we need to amputate. 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
1195 We all agree. Your problem is that you're half-baked. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1196 Here we have a case of "you are what you eat." 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1197 We have good news. It was benign and delicious. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1198 You're quite lucky. Most rotations only see a couch potato or vegetable, but this is a rare case indeed. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1199 The good news is you ran as fast as you could. 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
1200 Here in the medical marijuana wing, our best patients are "Totally Baked". 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1201 Do you have any questions about today's vanilla icing transplant? 1.3945 0.05684 109 72 31 6
1202 Nothing that a little vanilla icing can't fix 1.3932 0.05557 117 78 32 7
1203 Despite our best efforts, I'm afraid you only have a few days before you go stale. 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
1204 "A little baking powder and you should be up in no time". 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
1205 We need your expertise. This patient is one tough cookie. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1206 He’s one tough cookie. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
1207 The bad news is that your sugar overdose may damage your pancreas. The good news is that you don't have a pancreas. 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1208 I've assembled this team to give you a cinnamonoscopy. 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
1209 Are you a gumdrop donor? 1.3932 0.06185 117 83 22 12
1210 This is going to hurt alot less than that cookie cutter. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1211 We're just hoping he can make it through Christmas. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1212 When your temperature reaches 225 degrees you will begin to rise. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1213 The operation was a success--you are now 100% gluten free. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1214 On the upside, we were able to successfully bake your legs back on, unfortunately, on the downside, we've been informed that someone has apparently eaten your home. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1215 They do great reconstruction surgery with fondant these days. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1216 In my opinion, he's done. 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
1217 I've called in some specialists who'd like to take a few samples. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1218 I think i heard something snap. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1219 We just need to make sure your temperature stays at 350 for the next 10-12 minutes. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1220 Your cholesterol's fine, but your sugar levels are too high; we'll have to remove those "buttons" tomorrow. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1221 You’re finally gluten-free. 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
1222 We can rebuild him, we have the flour. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1223 If I were you, I'd run, run, as fast as I can. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1224 We think he snapped. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1225 We'd like to run the giant glass of milk test. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1226 Mister Kookie, it seems you have a severe case of ginger-vitis. 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
1227 Looks like 300 degree burns. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1228 My colleagues here are going to conduct some taste tests. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1229 We have to repeat your procedure--they forgot to preheat. 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
1230 For your doctor-assisted suicide do you want regular or decaf? 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1231 We just need to run a few more tastes. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1232 It’s nothing a little frosting won’t fix. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1233 You have the worst case of gingervitis we've ever seen 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1234 We'd like to run some tastes. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1235 I needed to bring in some consultants for your case. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1236 It’s a quick, routine procedure, Mr. Man - 10 minutes at 350º. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1237 We tested his reflexes and he is slow as molasses. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1238 I recommend more icing. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1239 Now, let's discuss why you are feeling crumby. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1240 Your trans-ginger operation isn't covered by insurance." 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1241 Not likely to make it past Christmas 1.3929 0.05284 112 72 36 4
1242 Unfortunately, all these years of running as fast as you can have taken their toll. 1.3929 0.06634 112 82 16 14
1243 You need to cut back on the sugar. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1244 I assure you, a temperature of 350 is quite normal. 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
1245 As you can see---the patient is doing much better than Mr. Dumpty in 312!! 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1246 We need to take some samples, um, I mean biopsies. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1247 Good news, Mr Jones. The Specialists are here to pat you and prick you and mark you with a B. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1248 More icing and less salt and you will be fine. 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
1249 I've never seen a case like this before, so I brought in a team of experts. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1250 It is our considered opinion; that you're halfbaked. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1251 But you identify as a gingerbread woman? 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1252 "Let's just say that after today, you shouldn't taunt anyone with 'You can't catch me!'". 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1253 Mr. Gingerbread — it’s not your heart we’re concerned about. It’s your nutmeg deficiency. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1254 I'm sorry to say this but you have a yeast infection. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1255 We caught you just in time. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1256 You're suffering from a rare—and delicious—from of Gingervitis. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1257 It's been two days. Time for you to rise. 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
1258 We are all anxious to find out if you are leaving your body to science. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1259 The good news is that your condition is delicious. 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
1260 We think it was the cloves. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1261 I wish I had better news about those bites. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1262 You are medically cleared to run as fast as you can! 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1263 Our specialists feel your prognosis is... let me put this gingerly... 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1264 I’m sorry, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3929 0.06512 112 81 18 13
1265 They're from Doctors Without Larders. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1266 He took too much medical marijuana and now he's fully baked. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1267 The tests indicate that this is worse than a simple batter infection. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1268 Still feeling crummy? 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1269 He's past his expiration date and severely dehydrated. 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
1270 I like to start with the head. 1.3929 0.05284 112 72 36 4
1271 His temperature was 350 degrees for 12 minutes. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1272 I'm sorry to say the tests came back positive. You have gluten. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1273 I'm sorry but your insurance coverage expired on December 25th. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1274 We're just here to say, " Well done!" 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1275 You're still running a temperature. We're going to put you back on a wire rack. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1276 He doesn't seem to remember anything after being placed on parchment. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
1277 Don't worry the good news is we can bake you a new leg 1.3917 0.05332 120 79 35 6
1278 Test results indicate he is only half-baked. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
1279 You can't catch it - he's the gingerbread man. 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
1280 You're in the Julia Child Wing of the hospital. 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
1281 This time tomorrow you'll be gluten-free! 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
1282 We got your results, and they're delicious. 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
1283 I can't figure out what's eating him. 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
1284 You're in good hands. Earlier today, they brought a collapsed soufflé back to life. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
1285 I'm so sorry to deliver the bad news, but you're only half-baked. 1.3909 0.06470 110 79 19 12
1286 He came in running a fever of 375 degrees for 7 to 10 minutes. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
1287 They're going to run a taste test. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
1288 And here we have a cute case of gingervitis... 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
1289 I am sorry to say, you just can't run away from this. 1.3909 0.06340 110 78 21 11
1290 He suddenly just snapped. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
1291 The patient reports remembering nothing before the holidays. 1.3909 0.05494 110 72 33 5
1292 I am sorry but our tests show you may contain nuts. 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
1293 My mistake, but they said they're the ones who made you, so I assumed they were family. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
1294 So you feel crumby? 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
1295 We're pleased with your progress so far, but we need to treat you gingerly. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
1296 You will once again be able to run, run, as fast as you can. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
1297 I would run if I were you. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
1298 Mayo Clinic deferred to this team of experts from Frosting Clinic. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
1299 I'm afraid you have to cut out sugar and starch. 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
1300 The good news, your sugar levels are back to normal. The bad news... 1.3909 0.06340 110 78 21 11
1301 I'm afraid your heart rate is slower than molasses. 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
1302 Congratulations, you're gluten free! 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
1303 You're tests are back. Good news. No diabetes. Just a spoonful of sugar. 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
1304 The good news is we've found a surgical team for your gender reassignment... 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
1305 The good news is that we were able to reattach your leg with icing; the bad news is that you will no longer be able to run, run as fast as you can. 1.3898 0.05387 118 78 34 6
1306 Mr. Ginger, it's time to meet your makers. 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
1307 They think your story is half-baked. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
1308 My colleagues and I are prescribing 15 minutes at 300 degrees. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
1309 Lipids stable, sugar slightly elevated, otherwise you're delicious. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
1310 You should have seen his house! 1.3894 0.05542 113 75 32 6
1311 My colleagues are interested in your stance concerning organ donation. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
1312 Your tests show trace amounts of nutmeg. I'm afraid you're savory. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
1313 I understand your concerns, but we really need these taste tests to be sure. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
1314 he says he feels crummy 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
1315 In some ways, yes, very similar to organ donation 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
1316 We can extend your shelf life, but you might find the side effects distasteful. 1.3889 0.05556 108 71 32 5
1317 The bad news is you're allergic to dairy and flour. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
1318 Am I correct that your remains are to be cremated at 375 degrees for 10-12 minutes? 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
1319 They’re here to remove your gluten. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
1320 Your problem is you're just half-baked. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
1321 We’re sorry to bring bad news, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
1322 The biopsy indicates you're overcooked. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
1323 Get me a glass of milk and I'll be ready to begin testing. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1324 I assure you this isn’t some half-baked new procedure. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1325 He said he was feeling crummy. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1326 We won't be using a gurney, but we do have an oversized cookie sheet. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1327 Unfortunately, we do not know the Muffin Man. 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
1328 Your left knee is a little chewed up, but that can be treated with a bit of icing. 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
1329 Frankly, it's a miracle you survived the season. 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
1330 Oh them? They all volunteered to test your samples. 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
1331 Well, if you roll it and pat it and mark it with a ‘B’ as often as you do, of course it’s going to get infected. 1.3860 0.06293 114 82 20 12
1332 You have run away from a little old woman. You have run away from a little old man. But you can’t run away from this. You need a hip replacement. 1.3853 0.05516 109 72 32 5
1333 It's like he's crumbling right before our eyes. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1334 I’m sorry, but we were unable to remove all of the gluten. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
1335 We have you scheduled for coffee break tomorrow morning. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1336 As we suspected, the tests confirm you have gingerbitis. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1337 We removed the tumor. It was delicious. 1.3853 0.05516 109 72 32 5
1338 Good news is you responded well to 350° for 10 minutes. Bad news is we can now put you on Saturdays dessert menu. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1339 We project you'll lose your left arm and right leg - unfortunately that's the way the cookie crumbles 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1340 You may have a yeast infection. Do you mind if my colleagues take some samples? 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1341 Now this is a good example of a half-baked treatment. 1.3846 0.06158 104 72 24 8
1342 This man is a medical mystery. He’s been beaten, whisked, egged, flattened, plopped, pressed, rolled, cut, wrapped in plastic, cooled, and even heated to extreme temperatures. And we can’t find a thing wrong with him. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
1343 His brown sugar levels are too high. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
1344 My colleagues want to run some taste tests. 1.3838 0.06374 99 69 22 8
1345 We're concerned about your blood sugar levels. 1.3838 0.06042 99 67 26 6
1346 So if you don't make it, would you be willing to donate your body to Nabisco? 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
1347 Run, run, fast as you can, yes, but next year, get a flu shot. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1348 We've got the lab results. Your outlook is crummy. 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
1349 And we added in a free rhinoplasty... call it icing off the cake. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1350 They assure me your blood sugar level actually should be off the charts. 1.3832 0.05252 107 69 35 3
1351 Let’s ice it for now 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
1352 We need more tastes, I mean tests. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1353 The bad news is, you've suffered second-degree burns over 90 percent of your body. The good news is, it's nothing our specialists can't fix with a little icing. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1354 Do you know the muffin man ? 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1355 The only thing your insurance will cover is icing it. 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
1356 His vital signs are stable but his caloric count is a recipe for disaster. 1.3830 0.06782 94 67 18 9
1357 Gingivitis 1.3830 0.06611 94 66 20 8
1358 It's just a sprain. A little icing and you'll be good as new. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
1359 You had a 350 degree fever, but you're all better now. 1.3818 0.06325 110 79 20 11
1360 Well, we caught him. Now what? 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1361 I can assure you this is the best vanilla extract team in the country. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1362 During the procedure we'll just be taking a little bite. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1363 We wholeheartedly recommend you stay away from milk. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1364 A few more minutes and he would have been too crisp to sit upright. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1365 The procedure was a success. You're now gluten-free. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1366 The good news is you're gluten free. The bad news is you're allergic to ginger. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1367 I'm afraid an amputation will be necessary. Who wants the first bite? 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1368 The team here at Baker's Memorial admit no liability regarding your gender neutral baking outcome. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1369 There were some complications during the icing process ... 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1370 It is our consensus that you are under baked. 1.3810 0.05477 105 69 32 4
1371 Great news! We found a donor with your buttercream type. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1372 Well, a yeast infection seems out of the question. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1373 Unfortunately, the house was not built to code. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1374 So, how much ginger did you eat? 1.3810 0.05477 105 69 32 4
1375 My colleagues are going to bake you a cake as fast as they can. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1376 The tests indicate that your sugar level is too high. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1377 The patient can be difficult, but deep down he's really sweet. 1.3810 0.05308 105 68 34 3
1378 Well, now that we've baked in a new knee, you will be back to running in no time. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1379 In a few moments, we will begin preheating the exam room. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1380 We’ve identified the source of the problem: too many cooks in the kitchen. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1381 You've got a bun in the oven. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1382 Acute burning sensations are pretty normal for a man like you. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1383 Stiff joints are pretty common after coming out of tupperware. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1384 And here, my dear colleagues, is an extreme case of Gingervitis... 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1385 Welcome to Cordon Bleu Cross Bleu Shield Hospital. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1386 As you can see here on the X-Ray, that's the way the cookie crumbled 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1387 Your brown sugar count was low. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1388 Well done. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1389 Family history please. When was your mother eaten? 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1390 It's the worst case of ginger-vitis we've ever seen. 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1391 We were wrong, you're not toast 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1392 I regret to tell you that your insurance coverage stopped after 20 minutes at 350 degrees. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1393 Oh, snap! 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1394 You've got a bun in the oven. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1395 I've assembled a team from the finest kitchens in the world and they assure me this case should be a snap. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1396 We're handing your case over to the kitchen staff. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1397 We plan to treat him gingerly. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1398 Sir, I've brought in some specialists to help with the diagnosis 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1399 Your brown sugar levels are through the roof. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1400 350 degrees for 10 minutes with a glass of milk, and you'll be perfect. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1401 The test results show that you are hypertensive. And delicious! 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1402 First of all, it is never appropriate to refer to a patient as “Cookie." 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1403 The procedure was successful, you can now bend at the waist. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1404 You had an intense 375 degree fever for 15 minutes but we were able to bring your temperature down. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1405 You had a temperature of 400°. It should have been 350°. 1.3810 0.05477 105 69 32 4
1406 Unfortunately, with your insurance, the best we can do is a microwave. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1407 They all claim to be your father or mother. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1408 We've brought in a team of specialists ... 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1409 Great news. You're gluten-free! 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
1410 This is going to be hard to hear. Your recipe didn't call for ears. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
1411 This is the most aggressive case of gingivitis I’ve ever seen. 1.3796 0.06672 108 80 15 13
1412 It's pretty much a cookie-cutter operation. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
1413 Our diagnosis will require some further tasting ... oops, testing. 1.3786 0.06489 103 74 19 10
1414 "You're here because your ginger snapped." Shelley Rodgers Alexandria, VA 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
1415 Your Blood Pressure is fine but Sugar Count is really elevated. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1416 In your case I decided to consult with a few specialists. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1417 Your medical team is stumped on the diagnosis, so we've called in our kitchen staff to give it a try. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1418 We'll start the amputations with your left foot. 1.3786 0.05184 103 66 35 2
1419 Transgender? I thought you said that you were trans-ginger. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
1420 The tests indicate a yeast infection. Rise and go. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
1421 We may have bitten off more than we can chew. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1422 It appears you had really high sugar. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1423 We'll need a sample. Would you prefer left arm or right arm? 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1424 Well for one, your gluten levels are off the charts! 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1425 Sorry for referring to you on your chart as “some cookie”. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1426 Treat gingerly and plenty of bread rest before he can rise. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1427 Well, we've ruled out a yeast injection... 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1428 We find no cookie cutter answer for your condition. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1429 Sorry Sir, but your insurance won't give us the dough to cover the procedure. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1430 I'm afraid the diagnosis is that you are half-baked. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1431 Surgery was successful. You are now gluten free. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1432 Now, in these types of dissections, I generally begin by removing a hand or foot, but when I was a much younger surgeon, I would start by aggressively taking off the whole head. 1.3786 0.05539 103 68 31 4
1433 We’re pleased to report that the operation was successful and you are now a Gingerbread Woman! 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
1434 We’re not sure how, but it appears his ginger snapped. 1.3786 0.06489 103 74 19 10
1435 You can’t catch measles. You’re the gingerbread man. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1436 We'll have you up and running away as fast as you can in no time. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1437 Let's start with when you were just a piece of dough. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1438 The bakers are here to make you anatomically correct 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1439 Sure, he smells great. But two minutes more, and we'd all be looking at him in the burn victims unit. 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
1440 You OD'd on baking soda. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1441 All scans and workups so far remain inconclusive, so I brought in a new team to try a taste test. 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
1442 Can too catch you. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
1443 While somewhat unorthodox, I've asked a number of local bakers to consult on your condition. 1.3776 0.06570 98 70 19 9
1444 How did you feel when you came out of the oven? 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
1445 Our diagnosis is that you're delicious. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
1446 It's clear that we need to get your temperature back up to 350 degrees. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
1447 We'll begin the taste test as soon as he goes under. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
1448 Mr. Cookie, your insurance refused to cover treatment for your high blood sugar level -- a pre-existing condition. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
1449 The good news is, you're delicious. 1.3774 0.05437 106 70 32 4
1450 Looks like a case of edible complex. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1451 You should stop running as fast as you can. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1452 I know, I know. You run, run as fast as you can. But with all that sugar and cholesterol in your system you were bound to end up here.” 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
1453 Like many residents of Candyland, it seems that you've developed diabetes. 1.3763 0.06099 93 63 25 5
1454 Diabetes finally caught him. 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1455 Initial test results indicate that he is not running as fast as he can. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1456 We suggest you move about very gingerly at first. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
1457 We're sure you'll be happy to know that your gluten is in remission. 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
1458 I'm afraid I can't sugar coat this... 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
1459 They want you iced. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
1460 We've all concurred, and are quite sure you have a yeast infection. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
1461 I'm afraid even you can't outrun diabetes. 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
1462 The patient is male, approximately 45 minutes old, and presents with a fear of people trying to catch him. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1463 His sugar levels are way too high. 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
1464 My colleagues all agree: orange skin - check; gooey eyes - check; cherry button tie - check. But smarter than a fox? I’m sorry Mr President… 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1465 “We hear you are thinking about becoming transgingered”. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1466 This is not your typical "cookie cutter" case. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1467 No, it won’t be as hot and painful as when you were born. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1468 The good news is you're gluten-free! 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1469 This team of the world's leading experts on your condition has offered their unanimous recommendation of a 350-degree oven for 12 to 18 minutes. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1470 Your scans reveal a soft center, crisp edges, and a high amount of spice. 1.3750 0.05325 104 68 33 3
1471 This is not your basic cookie cutter operation - we'll treat this one more gingerly. 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
1472 You have to cut down on your carbs. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1473 We’re sorry...the icing was not a match. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1474 He's in to get his gluten removed. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1475 Interesting case. We never thought he'd make it past Christmas... 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1476 The paternity test results came back--definitely the Pillsbury doughboy. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1477 The good news: you're no longer gender specific AND you're now gluten free. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1478 Patient is an edible man and presents with a soft center, crisp on the edges, perfectly spiced. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1479 The paramedics found him in a 575 degree oven on an ungreased sheet. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1480 Unfortunately, you will no longer be able to run as fast as you can. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1481 Go easy on the ginger and you'll be fine. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1482 Yes, it's a sore knee! We'll try icing it for a few days! 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
1483 He’s looking awfully pastry. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1484 This is the worst case of gingivitis we have ever seen. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
1485 Surprisingly, we cannot take the cookie-cutter approach to your case. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
1486 Your new liver should be done in around 45 minutes. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
1487 First, we'll be preheating the operating room to 350 degrees. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1488 We recommend another two minutes at 350 degrees, but it's up to you. 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1489 I recommend rest--and icing. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1490 Don’t worry Mr. Brown, the Candyman can. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1491 Mind if we take an x-ray? Seems my spatula has gone missing after your surgery. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1492 Well the oven didn’t bring his color back. Let’s try the microwave 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1493 They've ruled out measles but recommend a biopsy--actually, five biopsies. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1494 They are all experts in Culinary Medicine. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1495 He says he wants to be a Spice Girl 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1496 And now about that yeast infection. 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1497 We promise to treat you gingerly. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1498 His only symptom is that he's as slow as molasses. 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1499 I assure you the operation will be a piece of cake. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1500 DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOLLECTION AT ALL OF BEING THROWN INTO A HOT OVEN? 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1501 We need to treat him very gingerly... 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1502 Your results are in. There's nothing to worry about. You are perfectly edible. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1503 You need to understand that some of your patients will be burn victims. 1.3725 0.05382 102 67 32 3
1504 Of course, all of this could have been avoided, had you not been so averse to taking preservatives. 1.3725 0.05382 102 67 32 3
1505 The operation should be done in 7 to 10 minutes. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1506 Before surgery, I want to remind you the donor form is completely voluntary. 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1507 Don't worry, we're not going to bite your head off! Just a few tests... 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1508 There are some things you just can't outrun. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1509 I'm afraid it's a yeast infection. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1510 Congratulations! Your lab results show you’re 100% gluten-free. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1511 The taste tests all came back “delicious”! 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1512 The results are in, and we're happy to report that you are gluten free. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1513 The good news is that you are recovering nicely from the assault by Mr. Fox. Unfortunately, with P.S. 128’s third grade class coming to tour the hospital, your life expectancy is roughly 87 minutes. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1514 The surgery was a success! You're officially Trans-ginger. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
1515 Admittedly, our first diagnosis was a little half-baked. 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1516 When we find a matching milk donor, we can proceed. 1.3725 0.05382 102 67 32 3
1517 But if anything should go wrong, we ask that you consider leaving your body to culinary science. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1518 You should see what we did to the Nutcracker. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1519 You're going to be 'OK.' They say the fire started when a candle got too close to the gum drop chimney. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1520 Here we have a typical case of a high sugar diet. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1521 With any luck, when you wake up your feet will be facing sideways. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1522 As suspected, its gingivitis. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1523 You passed the cognitive test but don’t be surprised if the press wants to bite your head off. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1524 His chart says he self identifies as a "Pumpkin Spice" man, and his pronouns are he, his and him. Yes, she's a transginger. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1525 Too much ginger. Not enough snap. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1526 No doubt about it, the Pillsbury Dough Boy gave him a yeast infection. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1527 It's simple really; a cookie cutter operation. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1528 He's running a temperature of 350 degrees. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1529 Turns out it is dyslexia. Chef Otto read "Bake 375 minutes at 10 degrees". 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1530 3rd degree burns from a holiday bake-off. 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1531 Once you recover from knee surgery, you can run, run as fast as you can! 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
1532 His tests show he's low on cinnamon 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1533 Patient is presenting with a yeast infection and fatigue upon rising. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
1534 Sorry, but that’s how the cookie crumbles. 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
1535 They'd like to know if you'll consent to be a donor. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1536 We have no idea why you taste like ravioli. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1537 We've received your test results, and four out of five chefs agree that you look delicious. 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
1538 We are sorry to inform you but our tests indicate you are stale. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1539 This is one sick cookie! 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
1540 Okay, we’ll run, run the tests as fast as we can. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1541 Our tests indicate you'll rise soon. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1542 We stand by our diagnosis. You’re half baked. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1543 We are going to administer a milk IV... and then come back and check on you about lunchtime. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1544 Good news- we got the tumor. Bad news- we left in a spatula. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
1545 Sorry to wake you, Mr. Ginger, but we’ll need you to provide a few more samples. 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
1546 The butchers and candlestick makers send their regards. 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
1547 Your baking soda level seems high. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1548 His blood sugar is off the chart. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1549 Your MRI results reveal you're yummy. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1550 Twenty more minutes at 400 F and you will be fine. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1551 Their theory is that an injection of yeast can get a rise out of you. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
1552 Your blood sugar levels are delicious. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1553 So the insurance provider said, "No coverage." I'm afraid that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1554 Well, we've ruled out a yeast injection... 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
1555 They believe the reason you're so lethargic is that they put in a bit too much molasses. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
1556 Now that the holidays are over, his life-expectancy has increased dramatically. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1557 Good news -- we've found a suitable raisin transplant. The bad news is we have to get your sugar level under control first. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1558 According to our hospital's standard of care, we normally remove the legs first, then the arms. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1559 Good news, no one's going to eat you. Bad news, you're critically stale. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1560 Don't worry, we have the best raisin transplant team in the nation. 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1561 This is typical of graham positive infection. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1562 Cut back on the sweets, and run, run as fast as you can. 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1563 Actually, I wish we had more patients like you. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1564 Do you have a family history of baking powder abuse? 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1565 It's a simple case of old age. It's February and not only are you out of season but your stale and chewy. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1566 OK. We want you to get up and run, run as fast as you can. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1567 We're going to have to run a series of taste tests. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1568 Avoid running as fast as you can and call us in the morning. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1569 The good news is the operation was a success. The bad news is they sent you to catering instead of surgery. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1570 I'm afraid we'll have to remove your gluten. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
1571 We'll have to treat him gingerly 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1572 I'm not going to sugar coat it. Your prognosis is crummy, so we're going to be moving you to the dessert cart. 1.3663 0.05580 101 68 29 4
1573 Your sugar levels are high and you'll need a button bypass. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1574 Good news with a little physical therapy you should again be able to run, run as fast as you can. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
1575 My colleagues and I agree that your cinnamon levels are much to high. 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1576 The bad news is you have ginger deficiency. The good news is you can donate your crumbs to save dozens of desserts. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
1577 We're going to have to postpone your addadicktome surgery. Somebody bit off more than they could chew! 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
1578 We think you're going to like what we did with your private parts! 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
1579 Don't worry, they're just gonna take a few samples. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1580 I recommend a molasses drip, stat. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1581 This patient has been diagnosed with a severe case of gingervitis. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1582 He has a temperature of 350 degrees! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1583 Our team of specialists agrees that 8 more minutes at 350 degrees will cure what ails you. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1584 Run away, run away, as fast as you can. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1585 Sorry but you have no medical coverage. Betty Crocker and Duncan Hines have both dropped out of healthcare.gov 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1586 So far, all of our solutions to your gluten allergy are half-baked. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1587 Looks like a third degree burn, but only on the bottom. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1588 The consensus is, you need to go back in the oven for a few more minutes. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1589 The good news is that you are not diabetic--we found no blood in your sugar 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1590 He's presenting with a severe case of gingervitis. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1591 Indications are that you can now lead a normal life, just avoid your friends when they're hungry. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1592 The experts agree. Your sugar levels are off the charts! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1593 Our Specialists agree that you will probably snap out of it 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1594 "I'll discharge you if you insist, but I must advise you not to run as fast as you can for at least a couple of weeks. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1595 The tests came back and we’re happy to say you’re gluten-free! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1596 We realize you are only half baked, Mr. Gingerbread, but your insurance plan does not cover the complete baking procedure. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1597 There's nothing we can do for him. He's done. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1598 The X-ray confirms it's a bite. 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
1599 Congratulations the Re-bake went well your officially a Gingerbread women. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1600 Um, guys, his chart says GENDER reassignment. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1601 It's not a glandular problem. There were just too many cooks. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1602 Running too fast has caught up with you. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1603 And if you don't follow these recommendations, well, that's how the cookie crumbles. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1604 Are you a donor? 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1605 The time has come for you to meet your maker. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1606 His sugar level is off the charts! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1607 I am very sorry Mr. Breadman but it wasn't clear in your notes that "Becoming Ginger Breadman" meant a gender confirmation procedure. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1608 Yes, that's right, we'll need to take a bite to check your blood sugar. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1609 We’re going to try icing the injury. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1610 And, how long has this yeast infection been bothering you? 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1611 I have consulted with my colleagues. Looks like we need to remove your gluten. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1612 Now here's a serious yeast infection. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1613 You're going to be fine. The rest of your family, I'm afraid, were delicious. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1614 He wants to be Ginger Rogers. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1615 Sorry, the news is not good. There were just too many cooks in the kitchen. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1616 By this time tomorrow you will have a big smile on your face and will no longer be referred to as the Gingerbread Man! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1617 Congratulations! You've been upgraded from junk food to health bar. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1618 Your temperature is 325. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1619 After extensive testing, we have reached a half baked diagnosis. 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
1620 Rather, I would say fat, sugar, and running after years of inactivity finally caught you. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1621 For diagnostic purposes, we need your permission to take some samples. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1622 I've bought a few colleagues to ta.., er, examine you. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1623 The good news, you're a culinary marvel. The bad news, immigration is outside, and they skipped their lunch. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1624 I'm afraid he is just one of a bigger batch that was admitted last night. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1625 I advise that we proceed most gingerly . . . . 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1626 Well done. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1627 Your sugar is a little high. 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
1628 He’ll survive. He’s one tough cookie. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1629 'I'm afraid the only possible donor is your house' 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1630 We think you're missing an ingredient 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
1631 The results of your DNA test were delicious, but inconclusive, so we’d like to run a tasting panel. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1632 Sugar's a bit low, but at least you're not in the burn unit. 1.3626 0.07249 91 69 11 11
1633 We've run some tests, and your blood sugar level is 3/4 a cup. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1634 Your insurance doesn't cover transginger surgery. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1635 That's how the cookie crumbles. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1636 I thought I told you to avoid gluten. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1637 Our team of specialists are confident we can get those blood sugar numbers down 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1638 Oh, and there's a Mr. Fox wishing to see you. 1.3617 0.06907 94 70 14 10
1639 Your temperature is 350 f, that's perfectly normal 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1640 Your cookie transition surgery was a success - good luck , Ginger. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1641 We've discovered a history of gluten in your family. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1642 THE FIRST GINGERBREAD WOMAN "You have nothing to worry about, it's just a different shape cutter". 1.3617 0.05629 94 63 28 3
1643 Good news! We found a compatible doughner! 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1644 We hear you'd like to discuss ginger reassignment surgery? 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1645 The good thing is, it's just a gluten allergy. The bad news... 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1646 The specialists all agree ... you look crummy! 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1647 They were listed as your emergency contacts under "parents". 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1648 He's stale from the gum drop down... We will have to amputate. 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1649 Your genetics test confirmed that you are 50% butter. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1650 You were stuck to the pan for nine hours. We were able to remove most of you, but we lost the icing. 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1651 Oh yeah, he's done. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1652 It's nothing to worry about. He's just a little overdone. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1653 I'll try to give the news as gingerly as possible. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1654 Martha Stewart is in surgery with a premature Baked Alaska. But I've brought in America's Test Kitchen. 1.3614 0.06080 83 56 24 3
1655 This is a sad case of the cookie crumbling. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1656 Sorry to have to tell you this, but our considered opinion is that you're cooked. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1657 First the good news, Mr. Fetterman -- you smell delicious. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1658 I’m afraid you’ve exceeded your expiration date. 1.3608 0.05520 97 65 29 3
1659 The good news is, the milk didn’t soak above your hips. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1660 Good news. You're now gluten free. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1661 It's time for our afternoon sna... I mean, your biopsy. 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1662 For a definitive diagnosis,we must eat your head. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1663 No I don't think icing it will fix your problem. 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1664 The physical exam indicates he is full of sugar and spice, and everything nice. 1.3608 0.05711 97 66 27 4
1665 Are you prepared to meet your Makers? 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1666 To complete the change from Gingerbread Man to Gingerbread Woman, we will remove the buttons and use the icing to create breasts. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1667 We want to run more taste tests. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1668 He suffers from tremendous guilt. His friends have lost all their limbs. 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1669 It should be a routine procedure but I called for a consult from Culinary just in case. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1670 Should the surgery not go well, would you consider donating your body to culinary science? 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1671 It looks like you're just half baked! 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1672 I am sorry. Your blood sugar is too high. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
1673 You wouldn’t believe your cholesterol levels. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1674 I really don’t know how you got Diabetes— it must be what you’re made of... 1.3587 0.05482 92 61 29 2
1675 Apparently we're recommending a milk bath. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1676 We hate to tell you this, but you have gingervitis. 1.3587 0.06839 92 68 15 9
1677 After extensive testing, we've decided that you should go gluten free. 1.3587 0.05696 92 62 27 3
1678 We think you've come down with a bad case of ginger-vitus. 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1679 That's what happens when you run, run, run as fast as you can. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1680 Our unanimous opinion: You have an extreme case of "ginger-vitis" 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1681 Your blood sugar is off the charts. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1682 I'm sorry sir, but it seems it's too late to add the salt. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1683 He's stable enough to be eaten. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1684 He appears to be suffering from fear of human consumption. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1685 We were able to remove all of the gluten. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1686 Soon we expect him to be good enough to eat. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1687 You're in good hands here at Sara Lee Memorial, ginger intolerance is not as rare as one might think. 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1688 We're here to do the frosting. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1689 I really don't know why you don't have fingers, why don't you ask these guys? 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1690 And that, students, is the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1691 It's serious...but we'll catch it if we can. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1692 If the medicine doesn't make you feel better, meet us in the cafeteria around lunchtime. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1693 We lost his brother to a bake sale, but I think he’s going to make it. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1694 The baking staff informs me you're not done yet. 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1695 This is a classic case of ginger-vitis... 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1696 We've examined your stool sample. It was delicious. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
1697 Seems the kitchen has made a little error. We're going to have to move you to a gluten-free ward. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1698 After consultation, we think it's a ginger deficiency. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1699 They found you on the kitchen floor. Apparently you were pretty baked. 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1700 No, my recommendation was, fast if you can. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1701 I'm happy to report that you are officially gluten free. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1702 I'd like you to meet the team that will be assisting me in your hip reconstruction. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1703 The good news is, you can't catch it. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1704 If you were covered, we could treat you. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1705 Your test results are in, you have a yeast infection. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1706 With your presentation we don”t typically Diagnose a yeast infection, but this new information indicates we can’t rule it out. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1707 We got a quick rise out of you, didn't we? 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1708 Gingivitis 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1709 He is too sick to eat. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1710 Test results do indeed suggest a lack of self-raising flour, thus explaining your wife's disappointment. 1.3548 0.06947 93 70 13 10
1711 This one slipped on the icing. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1712 Congratulations! You're well on your way to being irresistibly soft and delicious. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1713 Here we have what can happen when you apply a cookie cutter diagnosis 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1714 The good news is your temperature is no longer 350° and your sugar levels are outstanding! 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1715 I will not accept a cookie cutter diagnosis on this patient. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1716 We're sorry but that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1717 The good news is, it's benign. Unfortunately for you, it's also delicious. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1718 This patient is one tough cookie. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1719 I'm afraid a taste test is in order. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1720 Your glucose level is very high! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1721 I'd like to do a few tests--and also bite your head off. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1722 To complete the sex change operation, simply remove the bottom button and align the upper two buttons. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1723 While the baking procedure itself was a success, I’m afraid we are missing a spatula... 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1724 Congratulation, your post-op test results show that you are now gluten free. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1725 Your sugar levels are very high! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1726 It's thanks to them that you no longer feel crumby. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1727 Your running days are over 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1728 We have you scheduled for a battery of tasting. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1729 Let's handled him gingerly! 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1730 You've lost a lot of raisins, but the good news is you're still edible. 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1731 ...and is your emergency contact still a Mr. Muffin on Drury lane? 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1732 We've gotta do something to lower your blood sugar, Jim 1.3548 0.05437 93 62 29 2
1733 We are trying to find out if you are still edible 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1734 The bad news is that the burns are permanent. The good news? No one will eat you:) 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1735 I'm afraid "Gingerbread Person" is now the politically correct term. Accordingly, we had to remove some icing. Sorry. 1.3548 0.07113 93 71 11 11
1736 I see here your last request is you want to live with a cinnamon girl, correct? 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1737 Now, who can name the most delicious part of our patient? 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1738 The patisserie department has done all they can but that's the way the cookie crumbles 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1739 I'm afraid I've got some crummy news. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1740 Sir, I don’t think you understand what getting “baked” means. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1741 Your sugar is too high, we need to remove 5 tbsp of your right leg. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1742 Good news: you're still edible. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1743 Your cholesterol is still a little high, but otherwise your response to the ginger supplements has been amazing. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1744 Your test results are back...you've got a yeast infection. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1745 We have to operate right away. When were you last eaten? 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1746 Well, the test results are in and, just as I suspected, it's a yeast infection. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1747 We're here to transfer you to a cookie sheet in the ICU 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1748 We had to call in a team of specialists. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1749 In your case, having a little one "in the oven" is not just an expression. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
1750 Sir, we regret to inform you that our hospital is now gluten-free." 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1751 As soon as you cool down a bit, we'll begin the... weight loss procedure 1.3542 0.05731 96 66 26 4
1752 Our psychological analysis would indicate he is only half baked. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1753 Worst case of gingervitis I've ever seen 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1754 Good new. It's not the measles, they just had an excess of chocolate chips. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1755 We need to run a few taste tests. 1.3542 0.05537 96 65 28 3
1756 A classic case. Baking powder, not baking soda! 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1757 Sorry for the terminal diagnosis, but that’s the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1758 I’m afraid staleness is a progressive condition, and there is no cure. It would be best if we ate you as soon as possible. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1759 Your glucose levels are off the charts . 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1760 This patient has a severe case of Gingervitis. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1761 We had to remove your ginger root. 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1762 I'm sorry but I'm afraid it's time you meet your maker. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1763 This patient took the cinnamon challenge. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1764 Good news, we where able to stop the crumbling. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1765 This is why we don’t play with our food 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
1766 We’d love to do your surgery sir, but you just don’t have enough dough to make that happen. 1.3523 0.07053 88 66 13 9
1767 That would surely explain the crumbs in the bed 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1768 So much for your half-baked treatment 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1769 The bad news: You’re Hyperglycemic. The good news: You’re delicious. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1770 A classic case of gingervitis. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1771 I'm going put this as gingerly as I possibly can... 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1772 I'm afraid the prognosis is: That's how the cookie crumbles. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1773 Don't worry, you can't catch it. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1774 I promise my students will examine you gingerly 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1775 Bad news - your glucose reading is off the chart. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1776 We think you may have low blood sugar, but just to be certain, one of us will take a bite. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1777 We're very pleased with your progress, and we think you'll be back on the table in no time. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1778 Yes, we treat all patients gingerly. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1779 We're looking at Consumption. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1780 We’ll have to treat this one gingerly. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1781 They're prescribing red and green icing. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1782 You're only half baked. That's your problem. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1783 Our team was able to reattach your leg with no complications. While we expect you to gain full use again, you may be walking gingerly for awhile. 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1784 Don't worry, you can't catch it. 1.3511 0.06542 94 69 17 8
1785 Your sugar is too high. The plan is to remove your eyes and buttons and replace them with Brussel sprouts. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1786 We have bad news. You’re temperature is 350 degrees. 1.3511 0.05392 94 63 29 2
1787 They're here to assess your yeast infection. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1788 Let’s talk about surgical options. Leg first, arm first, or head first? 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1789 A basic yeast antibiotic and you'll be up and running as fast as you can. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1790 Your stay should be shortening. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1791 And sometimes ... the cookie simply DOESN'T crumble... 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1792 I'm afraid that at this point, all we can do is apply a fresh layer of frosting, that might prolong your shelf life for one, maybe two, weeks. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1793 And after consulting with my team of specialists, I'm happy to say you're now gluten free. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1794 Our tests indicate you have hardening of the icing. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1795 You are officially trans-ginger. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1796 You seem to have a gluten deficiency. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1797 You're getting old and stale. You just have to slow down. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1798 ...and the bad news is we're going to eat you. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1799 I don't like his sugar levels—he may lose that arm. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1800 Don't give us some half-baked story about why you didn't take your meds today. 1.3483 0.05079 89 58 31 0
1801 It wasn't easy, but we successfully removed your anise. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
1802 No health insurance, but he's made of dough. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1803 We're going to need five taste tests...er, biopsies. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1804 So it says here you want to be a muffin man. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1805 Mr. Mann, I wish we could put this to you more gingerly, but you have a severe yeast infection. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1806 I just received a call from Betty Crocker suggesting we try 350 degrees for 45 minutes as our final attempt. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1807 We don't need lab results. Just a taste test will do. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1808 The specialists recommend you stay away from the cafeteria. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1809 We managed to reattach both legs, but your running days are over. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1810 We got the taste results back. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1811 The team says a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1812 It’s the worst case of gingervitis I’ve ever seen. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1813 You're running a slight fever of 351 degrees. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1814 Good news! With just a light dusting of powdered sugar, you'll be good to go! 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1815 Our expert bakers concur that you have a severe case of gingervitis 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
1816 We all concur… I’m afraid your run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man days are over. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1817 Your results are in. You’re gluten free. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1818 The prescription is exercise. Run, run, as fast as you can. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1819 We've brought you to the burn unit, sir. The chefs offer their apology. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1820 It's going to take a lot of dough to cure him! 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1821 The bad news is, it looks like a gluten allergy- 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1822 We're still trying to figure out why the cookie crumbles. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1823 Everything is back in place. Maybe you should find a girlfriend without a sweet tooth. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1824 1/4 tsp. ground cloves STAT! 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1825 We thought you were cooked, but we were able to pull you out. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1826 The bad news is that you need a raisin transplant. The good news is that we have just the team to do it. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1827 I'm afraid you'll need to move quite gingerly for the next few weeks. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1828 All your amputations will be done in good taste. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1829 Welcome Residents, to our Burn Unit. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1830 I brought in specialists to make sure, but they all say you are toast. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1831 His initial diagnosis was gingivitis 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1832 As you all know by now, the patient must be treated gingerly. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1833 This time tomorrow you'll be a muffin. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1834 I give you 8 to 10 minutes... at 350 degrees. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1835 We know you'll pull through. You're one tough cookie. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1836 A member of my team is now ready to take a small sample. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1837 Don't worry, they just need to take a few samples from you. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1838 It's a third degree burn but the other ones are perfectly cooked. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1839 Good News! Your prognosis is delicious. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1840 The good news is that the bakers arrived before the sly fox had eaten much of you. The bad news is that you're not exactly the Gingerbread *Man* anymore. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1841 Yes, you will be up and running as fast as you can in no time. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1842 We need to run some more tastes. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1843 These chefs have informed me that's how the cookie crumbles 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1844 We're going to try icing. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1845 Thank you for signing the donor card. You'll make a lot of children very happy. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1846 Don't worry, we will treat you gingerly 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1847 Yes, they've all been trained in sugar and spice and everything nice. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1848 I'm sorry sir, but we think it's a yeast infection 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1849 I'm sorry to report that your prognosis is: "Delicious" 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1850 I consulted with my team and we think colorful sprinkles may help. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1851 We’ve ordered six glasses of milk, stat. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1852 I assure you, their interest is purely academic. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1853 This is the worst case of gingervitis I have ever seen 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1854 We believe it's a severe yeast infection. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1855 Thank you again for donating your body for gastronomical research 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1856 You're now gluten free. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1857 Your blood sugar needs to be addressed. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1858 I know the amputation is going to hurt, but relax, we’ll have cookies after. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1859 This is what happens when you bake with Stevia instead of Demarrara sugar: a ginger snap right at the hips. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1860 I’m afraid you’re a little overdone, we’re going to have to move you to the burn ward. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1861 Your sugar blood levels are perfectly high. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1862 You are well and eligible to continue to be the President of the United States 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1863 I'm afraid you don't have much time. The ice cream just arrived. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1864 Are you feeling any batter? 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
1865 It all started with a rare case of Gingivitis. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1866 Unfortunately, pointy things get burned in the process and break off. On the bright side, they’re doing wonderful things with Twizzlers. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1867 Don't worry. We've handled dozens of cases like this. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1868 He was transferred from the burn unit where he presented as a battered husband. 1.3478 0.06814 92 69 14 9
1869 Can anyone guess which ingredient was over-administered to this patient? 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1870 Well, I've got some crumby news, sir. We're afraid the confection is spreading to your gum drops. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
1871 Good news, it's only a first degree burn. You'll be edible in no time. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1872 ...and the bad news is Donald Trump repealed Cookiecare. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1873 I defer your case to a more knowledgeable team. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1874 We're not sure what's wrong. All he keeps saying is "Catch me if you can." 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1875 Her name is Ginger and she is one tough cookie. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1876 The lab tests confirm that your ginger count is very high. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1877 My team and I feel you were battered at some point in your past. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1878 The test results are not so sweet. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1879 We're going to have to eat your leg. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1880 There's no cookie cutter solution 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1881 This is the most advanced case of gingivitis we’ve seen 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1882 If you don't get eaten by Christmas, you could live forever. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1883 I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you suffer from Irritable Batter Syndrome. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1884 They think ten more minutes at 350 and you can go home. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1885 You have a rare type of yeast so we can’t use a cookie-cutter approach. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1886 I know your treatment at the Keebler Clinic was a bit unorthodox, but the important thing is you can now look forward to a long and tasty life. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1887 I get the head 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
1888 We're here for the biopsies. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1889 This, gentlemen, is the worst case of gingivitis I have ever seen! 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1890 We recommend treating you with whipped cream, but your insurance will only cover applesauce. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1891 We are going to need a few more samples for testing. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1892 Congrats Mr. G.B. the chef is very pleased with the results of the operation: you are now gluten free! 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1893 Goodness...it appears you’re allergic to ginger! 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1894 Lastly, we'll want a sample. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1895 The time has. come where we have to talk about your short shelf life. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1896 We've decided to not sugar coat this. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1897 Fresh icing will make you more comfortable, but you are terminally stale. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1898 I prescribed vanilla icing. You'll be back in the jar in no time. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1899 The good news, is the holidays are over... 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1900 I can't operate on this cookie. He's my son. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1901 We're doing what we can to limit the spread of the confection. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1902 We’re going to have to order some tastes. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1903 After reviewing your chart, we decided you should meet your makers. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1904 We're waiting on the taste results, but you're running a fever and you've definitely caught something. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1905 We've developed a new treatment for resistant confections. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1906 And after removing your currants we will then perform the raisin replacement procedure. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1907 The tests indicate that you'll probably expire by Christmas. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1908 Sdly, a very low shelf-life expectancy runs in your family. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1909 It's for science. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1910 The operation was a complete success. You are now ginger neutral. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1911 It's a yeast infection. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1912 To avoid further damage you'll need to stretch before you run run as fast as you can. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1913 The fork test came back clean. You're done. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1914 Elective frosting's gonna cost you some dough. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1915 And when did you first notice your ginger allergy? 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1916 We need your consent to have you for dessert. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1917 This operation should only take 10 minutes at 350 degrees. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1918 It's our opinion you should never again run, run, as fast as you can. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1919 We've checked all your ingredients, you appear to be very edible. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1920 You'll be up and running in no time - it was just molasses slowing you down. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1921 His blood sugar is off the chart. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1922 As far as your swelling we decided to put some icing on it 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1923 Would you consider donating your body to the children's hospital? 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1924 According to our tests, you have a severe gluten allergy. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1925 I’m afraid you’re colleague here has a bad case of the ‘You-Are-What-You-Eats.’ 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1926 Bob, it's time to stop running away from your problems. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1927 you'll be glad to know you only need 15 more minutes at 350 deg 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1928 We’re not sure what’s wrong. But we’ve come with this half-baked idea. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1929 This is a teaching facility, but I will be in the room to monitor preheat and icing. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
1930 Our specialists believe it's a case of yeast infection. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1931 Our team of gingerbread men experts recommend you take up running, as fast as you can. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
1932 Turns out it's a pretty bad yeast infection. 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
1933 The results are in, I'm sorry to say but it looks like you have a case of ginger-vitis 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1934 Yes, I’m afraid you’ve got a case of gingervitis. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1935 Dr. Biscotti and his team will be performing his popular 'procedure' with you. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1936 Exactly when did you start feeling half baked? 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1937 Could you please state your name, date of birth and oven temperature? 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1938 We have found that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1939 We'd like to keep him overnight and perform a few more toothpick tests 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1940 I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your gluten. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1941 My diagnosis is that you had too many cooks. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1942 We used liposuction to remove the excess cream filling, but the collagen lip injections may have been a bit much. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
1943 I wish there was something we could do, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3444 0.05510 90 61 27 2
1944 Sir, we understand what happened to your house was traumatizing, but you can't stay here. 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1945 We're not here to draw blood. But could we break off a finger? 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
1946 The results of the biopsy are in. You’re Scrumptious. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1947 I got too baked last night. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1948 Our consensus is, you're done. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1949 We'll need to schedule a few more tastes. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1950 I think he said, "You want a piece of me?" 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1951 We've decided that you can continue as president. You are only half-baked. 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
1952 We feel that you're ready for discharge, but we need a series of bite-size biopsies to be sure. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1953 Mr. Gingerbread, welcome to Americas test hospital. 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
1954 We're going to have to start by taking your leg off. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1955 Our surgical team, led by Dr. Fox, has recommended a series of amputations. 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
1956 We're sorry, but our final diagnosis is, "That's the way the cookie crumbles." 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1957 Not quite as fun when we do catch you, is it? 1.3444 0.07269 90 70 9 11
1958 In truth, now that we've caught you, we're not sure what to do next. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1959 According to our tests, you're a Christmas recipe from Sarah Huckabee Sanders. 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
1960 He's feeling crumby today. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1961 He was accidentally overbaked and he says he feels crumby. 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1962 We'll get you out of here as fast as we can. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1963 We regret to inform you, but we've gone gluten free. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1964 It may be a half baked theory, but I would say too much cinamon. 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1965 It seems, I'm afraid, that men like you will always suffer a high rate of consumption. 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1966 Boulanger, start the molasses drip. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1967 My advice is 'run-run-run'. 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1968 Four more minutes at 350 and you should be fine. 1.3415 0.07201 82 62 12 8
1969 Did you really run as fast as you can? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1970 First, we need to know: Have you taken any leaveners? 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1971 After consulting with my colleagues, we have determined your prognosis to be delicious. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1972 I went to went to med school at Penn and did my internship at Pillsbury. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1973 We have discussed your prognosis and we'd all like to take an additional sample to confirm our diagnosis, if you don't mind. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1974 He says he wants his gluten removed. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1975 Good news! Your test results for yeast infection were negative. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1976 You'll be OK, you just got a little too baked. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1977 It seems our course of action was half-baked. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1978 Sure, he looks sweet but he's completely nutty 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1979 You've been caught. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1980 Sir, you understand by signing this document you are agreeing to donate your remains to our research team. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1981 Does anyone have his recipe? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1982 We only amputate as a last resort, but sometimes it is irresistable. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1983 He's having trouble controlling his sugar. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
1984 We suggest you run run as fast as you can. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1985 I've called in a team of specialists. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1986 It took five specialists to bake you back together. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1987 Snap out of it! 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1988 I'm pleased to inform you that you are now gluten free 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1989 I’ve consulted a few experts! 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1990 We'll need 50 CCs of milk for this. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1991 Your prognosis is terminally delicious. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1992 On the contrary, sir; they can and they did. 1.3412 0.07209 85 65 11 9
1993 They forgot the eggs. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1994 We all agree you are well enough now to return to the bakery. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1995 Yes, there is some risk involved in this procedure, so before we get started, I wanted to give you a chance to meet your makers. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1996 When did you first notice your batter wasn't rising. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1997 His wife says his yeast won't rise. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1998 Looks like a classic case of a molasses deficiency. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1999 ...and when did you first suspect that everybody just wanted to eat you? 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2000 You seem a little flat today. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2001 Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2002 Have you considered organdoughnation? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2003 You know what they say....Once bitten... 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2004 The consensus is that you lack sufficient icing. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2005 Students, I want you to see what a half-baked man looks like. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2006 He's feeling half-baked, so please treat him gingerly. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2007 We know,we know, your nose is on its way. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2008 In all my years in this business, I've never seen a ginger snap quite like this one folks. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2009 I'm worried about his high sugar level. It may account for his hyperactivity. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2010 His sugar spiked and he fainted. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2011 Before you go, we just need to do a taste test. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2012 All I can remember is, I was running... 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2013 Your case is unusual but we have put together a team that will be able to serve you. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2014 The good news is nothing's broken. The bad news is you're expected for dessert. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2015 We're 99% certain it's a yeast infection. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2016 My team also recommends a dash of cinnamon, but that is not covered by your insurance. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2017 You should've run faster. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2018 "... and on a more eclectic note, Ginger Baker also says "Get Well Soon!". 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2019 We think you have a yeast infection. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2020 It's cheaper to bake another one than to heal this one. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2021 Your brown sugar level is dangerously high. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2022 No firm diagnosis yet - just a few half-baked ideas. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2023 I’m pleased to inform you that the vanilla extraction was a success. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2024 The operation was a success. You'll be rolling in the dough again in no time. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2025 Your cinnamon levels are dangerously low. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2026 Your body fat is excellent, but I've called these specialists in on your case because your glucose levels are the highest I've ever seen. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2027 The operation was a success. You're officially gluten free. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2028 The creamotherapy is working. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2029 ...and you live on Drury Lane? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2030 As your doctor, I would recommend that you run, run as fast as you can! 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2031 They're telling me that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2032 Given your maximum lifespan expectancy, we are just going to move you up to the kids ward. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2033 As you can see, this is a teaching hospital. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2034 Please examine him gingerly. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2035 Your sugar is through the roof. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2036 Roll over. We need to check you for doneness. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2037 "Test results are conclusive: I'm sorry, but you are still sweet enough to eat. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2038 “Classic Yeast Infection”... 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2039 I'm afraid you only have three to six bites left. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2040 Where are you tender? 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2041 Multiple opinions indicate you're not done yet. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2042 I thought it best to bring in a team of specialists. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2043 You’re temperature is still 350 degrees, we’ll need you to cool over night. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2044 Tests show that ginger is the root of your problems. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2045 We’ve brought in specialists; you appear to have a yeast infection. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2046 His sugar is low. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2047 The good news is you'll be walking soon with the help of a candy cane. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2048 What kind of insurance do you have? 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2049 Well the good news is the little old woman isn't going to press charges. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2050 You're gluten intolerant. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2051 He's riddled with gluten. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2052 It was too much nutmeg, right? 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2053 Test results show zero fats, no sugar, and gluten free, resulting in a serious case of BLANDNESS. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2054 His house burned, and he just snapped. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2055 Our team of specialists has determined that you are Delicious! 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2056 I count only three gumdrops. Where's the fourth? 1.3412 0.05437 85 57 27 1
2057 Your situation is delicate. We will need to handle your case gingerly. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2058 I’m feeling crummy. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2059 We have to operate. You're allergic to ginger. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2060 I’d like you to meet the team that made your transition possible. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2061 The surgery will not increase your life expectancy, but it will make you the first Gingerbread Woman." 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2062 It's safe to say we can rule out gingivitis. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2063 lay off the molasses and you'll be back to running as fast as you can. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2064 The original prognosis was half baked. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
2065 Looks like your running days are over, and it's time to meet your makers. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2066 We have all come to the conclusion that you are “half baked”. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2067 The operation was successful, the prognosis excellent. You're now gluten free. 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
2068 It may be how you feel, but you don’t look crumby! 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2069 I'm afraid those aren't buttons. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
2070 We brought in specialists... 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2071 I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover preheated conditions. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2072 They're here to harvest your ingredients, if things don't go well 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2073 No, Mr. Smith, the cinnamon in your stool should not be cause for alarm. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2074 We’re going to prescribe you some marijuana so you can stay baked all day. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2075 Without preservatives there’s little hope. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2076 Your results came back with elevated sugar levels, so my colleagues are prescribing dipping you in milk. 1.3409 0.05333 88 59 28 1
2077 So, your primary symptom is that you believe you taste funny? 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
2078 I have invited a few specialists to help with your case. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2079 And here we see ginger ail. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2080 Our team of experts is ready to make you anatomically correct. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
2081 They all agree. Too much sugar. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
2082 Mr Smith, a tragic mistake has occurred between our kitchen and surgery staffs. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
2083 It appears the nurse forgot to butter his bedpan. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
2084 He was misdiagnosed, he's toast 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
2085 We've determined that you're stale 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
2086 There's just no way to share this with you gingerly. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
2087 Your sugar level is dangerously high. We might have to eat one of your legs. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
2088 Ironically, he is ginger intolerant. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
2089 Stick a fork in him. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
2090 You're beginning to crumble. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2091 The patient has chest pain from running as fast as he can. Icing it hasn’t helped. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
2092 You're right that they can't catch you, but you definitely caught something. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
2093 We’re going to run this by your insurance as fast as we can. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
2094 Don`t worry, we will have you back in the oven in no time. 1.3373 0.05757 83 57 24 2
2095 Unfortunately, the mold is broken. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2096 Lucky for you the Fox was allergic to gluten 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2097 Yes. it is time to meet your makers. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2098 Unfortunately your Trumpcare plan only covered chefs, not surgeons. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2099 It may be serious. They left out 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2100 They are here to harvest your gum drop buttons. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2101 I'm afraid we'll have to amputate 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2102 Good news! The test came back negative. You're a hundred percent gluten-free. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2103 I understand you filed a complaint about oven temperature. 1.3372 0.05388 86 58 27 1
2104 Whatever it is, I don’t think we can catch it. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2105 We all think you look really good. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2106 Just as we suspected...He's one sick cookie. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2107 It would appear that we can indeed catch you. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2108 We're from the Julia Child School. You need a butter transfusion. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2109 The staff and I believe you're ready to be discharged to the cafeteria 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2110 His chest aches. So let’s try icing it. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2111 Unfortunately, you also have gingivitis. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2112 You know that expression, 'an arm and a leg'? Well, guess what? 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2113 The good news is, the bite was small. The bad news is, you are absolutely delicious, and we've decided to eat you whole. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2114 Your gender reassignment was a success. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2115 Nothing is wrong with it. It's just gluten-free. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2116 Sorry. No more "Run, Run, Run, as fast as you can" for you for awhile. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2117 The only risk is that no one will want to eat you. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
2118 Going gluten-free may have been a mistake. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
2119 Don't worry, whatever he's got you won't be able to catch it. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2120 For this patient, however, I do think we should take the cookie-cutter approach. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2121 Royally iced, reacting slower than molasses, severe post-holiday depression, and claims his home was destroyed 1.3371 0.06955 89 68 12 9
2122 Well, the oven temperature was set a little too high, but you've recovered nicely. You'll be out and eaten very soon. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2123 Your blood sugar's a little high. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2124 We caught it as fast as we could, but the gingervitis is spreading. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
2125 I'm going to have to figure out a way to get his sugar levels down 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2126 The course of treatment my team is recommending is 375 for 15 to 17 minutes. 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
2127 Your medical coverage has ceased because yesterday was your expiration date. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2128 Our advice: run, run, run as fast as you can. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2129 We are sorry, sir. The diagnosis is gingervitis. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
2130 Now Mr. Ginger, would you prefer that our female culinary residents step out for a moment while we examine the burns on your buns? 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2131 Tell us what happened on Drury Lane 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2132 My advice? Try not to get better. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
2133 You are staying put, till your temperature gets back to 350 degrees. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2134 We're sorry, but you tested positive for gluten. 1.3333 0.05584 87 60 25 2
2135 I'm afraid you're allergic to ginger. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2136 We need to test your sugar levels one more time. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2137 The good news is we think you will be able to led a normal life. The bad news is we left out one of the ingredients. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2138 The operation was unsuccessful, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2139 I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove the leg, then the other leg, then the arms and then, we’ll, you can figure it out from there. 1.3333 0.07252 84 65 10 9
2140 A cookie cutter case for the most part, but proceed gingerly. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
2141 We're not going to lie. Our optimism is crumbling. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2142 After further reviewing your condition, I have instructed the staff to treat you gingerly. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2143 That may be true sir, but you can catch IT. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2144 He's been here since Christmas -- his back was severely burnt. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2145 We've decided it must be something that's eating you. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2146 The good news is you can still run but I'm afraid you're still edible. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
2147 Your family is here to take you home. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2148 Before this everyone doubted their choice of a double major. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2149 It appears that he is baked out of his mind. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
2150 They apologize for mixing up the baking soda with the baking powder. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2151 In the event the procedure fails, Mr. Breadman, please sign here to authorize us as your doughner recipients. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2152 It's a bad sprain but some more icing should do the trick. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2153 Your spice reassignment surgery was a success, Garlicbread Man. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2154 We need you to sign the consent form before we put you in the oven. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2155 Not to worry, folks, he's just a little burned out! 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
2156 We are pleased to inform you that your transition was a complete success! 1.3333 0.07658 81 64 7 10
2157 Yes, you did run fast, but time catches us all. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
2158 You've given birth to a fine dough boy! 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
2159 We think too much sugar -- and the expiration date. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
2160 Your sugar is low... so I’ve brought in our frosting specialists. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
2161 You're ginger count tested low. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2162 With this condition, the nose is the first thing to go. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
2163 We think it's a yeast infection. But he's uninsured and doesn't have enough dough to pay. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2164 Yes Ginger, You are a Man! 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2165 We’re with Bakers Without Borders and we have a few questions for you, 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2166 Well, at least we cured the yeast infection. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2167 Physically there's no damage...he suffers from a recurring image of a giant glass of milk pursuing him 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
2168 We've decided to treat this one gingerly. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
2169 This is the most severe case of Gingervitis we have ever encountered! 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
2170 We're gonna need to take 6 biopsies. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2171 Our plastic surgery team is quite confident, Mr. Gumby. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2172 Congratulations. You're the world's first successful Transginger reassignment. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2173 Oh, do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2174 This patient presented with extremely high blood-glucose and third-degree burns over the entirety of his torso. We anticipate he'll be gone by snack time. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
2175 We're sorry to inform you that your prognosis is poor – you've gone stale. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2176 It's certainly the most ironic case of diabetes I've ever seen. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2177 The good news is, you still have your head. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2178 I said baking sheet not bed sheet! 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2179 I'm afraid it's Gingervitis 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
2180 Patient presents with stale skin, high blood sugar, two extra belly buttons, and a slight gingerbread odor 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2181 We'd like to take a few more tissue samples. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2182 Your sugar level is slightly elevated, but we'll try to get you out of here in one piece! 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
2183 We're sorry to be a little early, but the fruit cake next door is not quite ready. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2184 He looks pretty battered up. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2185 Obamacare does not cover allspice, what would you like to do? 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2186 We have a batch of options. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2187 Turns out, you're healthier than you look. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2188 I’m very sorry, but yes, you’ve tested positive for gluten. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2189 We have a few more tastes to perform on you before you're discharged. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2190 Your running days are over 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2191 I'm really sorry but after taking a closer look at your batter, we did find some lumps. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2192 We're still not sure what caused it, but your sugar level is through the roof. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2193 It's not your appetite I'm worried about. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
2194 Your labs show high levels of gluten. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2195 You passed out because your sugar was too low. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2196 I didn't say a battery of tests, I said they were going to test your batter. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2197 We’re starved for ideas, so we’ll have to amputate. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2198 You'll never again be able to run as fast as you can. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2199 We're not surprised this happened. You were not cut out for the life you were leading. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2200 We will proceed with our examination as soon as Dr. Lebeuw arrives with the milk. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2201 All we know is he’s a John Doe, from Drury Lane. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2202 Then the children did WHAT to your house? 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2203 You didn't know ginger snaps? 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2204 Rest assured that after rehab you’ll be flat on your back again, unable to sit up. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2205 I'm sorry, but you'll never run again. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2206 It took a team of specialists, but we've successfully completed your ginger reassignment surgery. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2207 It's just a yeast infection. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2208 Let’s try a Taste Test 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2209 I don’t know whether to treat him or eat him 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
2210 You're in good hands. My team never goes off half-baked or offers cookie-cutter diagnoses. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2211 We're not sure how to put this, but we fear you'll soon be a broken man. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
2212 Congratulations! You're officially gluten-free. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2213 Thanks to these guy's we were able to reconstruct the leg, but the milk damage on the house is more extensive then we thought 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2214 We see this a lot in our gluten free patients. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2215 Unfortunately we can’t make you better. But you’re already delicious! 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2216 Your biopsy showed signs of deliciousness. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2217 He presented in the ER with dimidium cocta...he's half baked. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2218 Unfortunately your health insurance expired December 26. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2219 Your blood sugar levels have stabilized, but we want to perform one more taste test. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
2220 He keeps asking for the muffin man. Any suggestions? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2221 All that sugar did catch up with him. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
2222 Blood sugar level's off the charts. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
2223 Apparently you can out run everyone except the measles 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
2224 You have the worst case of gingervitis we've ever seen 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2225 You've got severe burns, but your diagnosis is delicious. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2226 Our partnership with the School of Culinary Arts is a great success: You are now gluten-free. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2227 We think it’s too much sugar. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2228 Great news. All tests show you are gluten free. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
2229 Our proposed treatment is better than your typical cookie-cutter solution. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
2230 We can’t keep readmitting you every time you see a glass of milk. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
2231 I’ll say this as gingerly as possible. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
2232 We're cautiously optimistic that you can outrun this. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
2233 We had a donor match for you, but he was unfortunately turned into pie crust on the way to the operating room. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2234 We have sent your bowl out to be licked. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2235 Unfortunately, the scan indicates you were pulled from the oven 3 minutes early. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
2236 hi, I am the Chef resident .... 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2237 We're still searching for a non-GMO donor. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2238 His ginger levels are fine, but his cinnamon count is really low. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2239 His condition is delicious. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2240 If we bake you a Gingerbread Woman, will you promise not to run away again? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2241 I’m afraid that your lifestyle has finally caught up with you. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2242 Good news is, you have a curable case of gingeRvitis. Bad news is, we all think that sounds absolutely delicious. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2243 You can't run away from your genetics. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2244 Fortunately, when we made you, we didn't break the mold. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2245 Don't worry sir, I've brought in the experts. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2246 We suggest you watch the sugar. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2247 We need to get a second opinion from the pastry chef. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2248 We're delighted to report that you're now fully edible, and you do look yummy! 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2249 You seem rather stale. What can we do to perk you up? 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2250 As your cardiologist, I recommend that you cut back on the butter. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2251 Does "out of the oven prematurely" count as a pre - existing condition? 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2252 It's just a bad case of seasonal affective disorder 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2253 We found a donor. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2254 How long have you had this burning sensation? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2255 I didn't want to sugarcoat this, but the specialists confirm that you are actually a snicker doodle. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2256 You have until Christmas to live. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2257 Your sugar level is a bit elevated. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2258 He’s been suffering from depression ever since his house was eaten over the holidays 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2259 Your glucose is off the chart. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2260 Apparently you can catch the gingerbread man. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2261 We can't get him to rise. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2262 Good news! It’s only a yeast infection 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2263 The hospital cafeteria staff agrees you can leave if you just fork over an arm and a leg. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2264 Well chefs, we've finally created some competition for the Pillsbury Doughboy. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2265 Looks like your sugar is out of control, but we'll run a few tastes on you just to be sure. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
2266 Are you an organ donor? 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
2267 I summoned the bakers for a consult. I'm not happy with that nibbling sensation that you are feeling. 1.3256 0.06908 86 66 12 8
2268 We need more dough to pay for the surgery. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
2269 Cremate or bake at 350 F.? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2270 We are thrilled to inform you that our first trans-ginger procedure was a complete success. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
2271 Chefs concur you have a yeast infection. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
2272 We have never seen such a severe case of yeast infection. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2273 He's been experiencing shortness of bread. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2274 Amazingly, he survived first degree burns over his entire body. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
2275 So you say that you feel that everyone is trying to take a bite out of you? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2276 "It appears you were low on sugar". 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2277 He’s got a bit of a sweet tooth. I’d say we have a classic case of ginger-vitis. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2278 Can you identify the person that flattened you? 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2279 We're having trouble deciding where to start — head or feet. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2280 I'm not sure how to break this to you, so I think we're going to start with your legs. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2281 It says right here you plan to donate your body to culinary science. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2282 Good news, you’re baked to perfection. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2283 In cases like yours, we prefer to let the fever run, run, run its course as fast as it can. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2284 The prognosis is good - it's only a mild case of the crumbles. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2285 You're still suffering from amnesia. You are not Mr. Potato-Head. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2286 Thanks to the team, the tests show that you are now completely gluten free! 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2287 Frankly, we didn't expect you to last this long. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2288 For 12 to 15 minutes, Mr. G Bread experienced an elevated temperature of almost 375 degrees! 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2289 You are probably asking yourself - was I really cut out for this part? 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2290 You're in luck. We specialize in just this sort of thing. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2291 About your sore knee- after consultation we've decided to try icing it. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2292 Your spice reassignment went perfectly, Cinnamonbread Man. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2293 we are afraid you are allergic to ginger. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2294 Obviously he's broken. Ginger bread does not bend once it sets. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2295 It’s the best outcome you could have hoped for considering your health insurance plan. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2296 Don't worry, the surgery to remove your appendix will be cookie cutter. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2297 The good news is that the recipe was a success. The bad news is that we're going to eat you now. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2298 We've never done ginger reassignment surgery. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2299 His temperature's still 350, his pulse is a little doughy, and there's a surprising lack of genitalia. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2300 Your vitals are good, but we need to run some taste tests to make sure. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2301 Thank you all for coming. I'm recommending a molasses drip, but would love to get your opinions, since that will have very slow results. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2302 We realize that your previous therapy was half-baked so we recommend 375 degrees for ten minutes 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
2303 The important thing we want you to remember is that therapy includes lots of icing. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2304 Bad news - your temperature is 350. 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
2305 I'm afraid you have a fatal case of ginger-vitis 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
2306 Nothing that a little extra time in the oven won't cure 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
2307 We're just here to run a few nibbles, er... tests. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2308 Be sure to handle him very gingerly. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
2309 Take two gumdrops and call me in the morning. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2310 The good new is your tissue samples are delicious. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
2311 You don't have the dough for our services 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2312 Most recent episode happened when he ran, ran as fast as he can. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
2313 Ok, you may each take a small bite before the surgeon gets here.... 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2314 We have come to the conclusion that your suicide attempt was half-baked. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
2315 They got the doughboy. He'll pay for this. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2316 We've brought in a team of specialists to explain your half-baked diagnosis. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2317 We have placed him on a diet of extra sugar and cinnamon, hoping this will sweeten his disposition. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2318 Next we just need to check the internal temperature. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2319 On further examination it appears that you're toast. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2320 We've come to a diagnosis: you're half-baked. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2321 They used to build houses. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2322 “We’ve decided to treat your condition gingerly”. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2323 Don't worry-It's nothing a little frosting can't cure. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2324 Good news. We found an icing donor. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2325 Technically, you are still a gingerbread man. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2326 We've dressed up your surgical team to help you feel at home. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2327 The tastes all came back negative. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2328 The prognosis is delicious. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2329 Admissions has you down for a Cafeteria Plan. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2330 The test results came back. I'm afraid you're store-bought. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2331 Don't be alarmed, we just call it the 'taste test.' 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2332 We've determined that you were baked in a factory containing nuts. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2333 I've been stumped by your condition, so we brought in a team of specialists. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2334 We've successfully replaced your gum drop buttons with Cotton Candy balls. Your allergy rash should clear up soon. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2335 We'll have you up and running in no time. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2336 We are pretty sure it was too much butter. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2337 I'm terribly sorry. We weren't aware of your raisin allergy. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2338 You're just a little stale. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2339 Congratulations Sheila, your transginger operation was a success. 1.3205 0.07632 78 62 7 9
2340 Sorry, but your insurance doesn't cover baked goods. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2341 He gets the ginger from his mom's side of the family. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2342 I’m sorry to tell you, but you’re about to crumble. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
2343 Sadly, the condition will eat him alive. 1.3194 0.07616 72 56 9 7
2344 One teaspoon of baking powder will get you up in no time. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2345 Your blood sugar is off the charts again. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2346 Could be a yeast infection. Our chefs would like to run some tests. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2347 The good news is, it’s December 26. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2348 We're going to have to take you back to the kitchen. There are no cookies allowed in bed. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2349 This patient is a victim of cookie cutter medicine 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
2350 We’re worried that even though you look fresh, you may have been sitting out too long. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
2351 I'm not going to sugarcoat it, the results weren't good. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2352 On a positive note, your cinnamon levels have normalized. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2353 And at this time tomorrow you’ll be a gingerbread woman. 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
2354 Just making the rounds with my interns. Mind if they nibble? 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2355 The toothpick came out clean and after a brief cooling you'll be ready to eat. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2356 Fortunately for you, the bacteria are only flesh-eating. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2357 Well, Mr. Gingerbread, our half-baked specialists will have you up and running in no time. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2358 We’d like to run an involved series of taste tests. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2359 Ginger, before you try to get up, the bakers who made you came to apologize. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2360 Four out of five pastry chefs agree — it's a severe case of gingervitis. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2361 You have no orthopedic surgeons in network, but I have some other options. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2362 We’re all pleased that your sex change surgery was successful. For all intents and purposes, you’ve become a Gingerbread Woman. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2363 He was admitted last night with dangerously low cinnamon and ginger levels 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2364 Your cinnamon panels came back normal. You can expect to live a normal life span of 2 to 3 days. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2365 With any luck, you'll be up on your feet and eaten within a week. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2366 He seems a little underdone to me. Do you all concur? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2367 These pastry chefs are here to adjust your sugar so you’ll never be caught again. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2368 The problem is to many cooks. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2369 Don't worry! We brought a group of specialists. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2370 When you arrived, your temperature was 350 degrees. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2371 It's the brown sugar diabetes. We have to bite your leg off. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2372 We've got the scan. The good news is that those tumors were just raisins. The bad news is that there were fewer than we like to see. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2373 I'm so sorry, but you've got The Crumble. 1.3158 0.07771 76 61 6 9
2374 We just need you to sign this consent form before we administer the taste test. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2375 Once your molasses and cinnamon levels are in range, you’re ready. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2376 Food poisoning. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2377 We agree on the prognosis: warm and chewy. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2378 Your temperature is a perfect 375. You can be served, I mean, discharged now. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2379 We think another 30 minutes in the microwave should do it. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2380 Congratulations on your 'Ginger Re-assignment' Janet, you now have a candy cane. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2381 So currently you are feeling a little bit ginger? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2382 So you think you're a Napolean? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2383 The basic protocol is that we first remove the head. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2384 His symptoms are the result of half baked ideas. 1.3158 0.05367 76 52 24 0
2385 And who's half-baked idea was this?!! 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2386 15 minutes at 350 degrees will fix you right up. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2387 The bakers want to know what qualities you'd appreciate in a wife. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2388 We’d like to stick you with a toothpick to see if you’re still half-baked. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2389 I'm sorry to have to inform you, sir, but it looks like you're going to need a gumdrop replacement. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2390 We regret you're not in the shape we’d hoped. Our policy is to eat our mistakes. 1.3158 0.07771 76 61 6 9
2391 Our diagnosis is that you overbaked. Sadly, because you've cooled, your condition is irreversible. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2392 We could add icing to lower your fever, but your blood sugar's too high. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2393 I'm afraid I've got some bad news. It's gluten." 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2394 It's a severe case of ginger-vitis. We'll have you up and running as fast as we can. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2395 Other than the elevated glucose, everything appears to be in order for a cookie your age. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2396 My personal recommendation is, RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN !!! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2397 The Baker's Guild has requested that you update your organ donor status. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2398 I've brought in our palliative care team to discuss your treatment plan. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2399 Your cinnamon levels are sky high! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2400 A little icing here and there and he should be fine. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2401 The consensus is that your wound needs a bit more icing. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2402 It's not an eating disorder. The prescribed recipe just has to be gluten free. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2403 Let’s make a snap decision. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2404 Everyone, meet John Doe. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2405 This is the last one: a tasting test. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2406 While I’m on vacation, rest assured you will have the best of care under my new interns, Doctors Lagasse, Bourdain, De Laurentiis, Flay, and Deen. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2407 We have a new treatment, but you're going to need a lot more dough. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2408 Fever's gone. Not sure if it's the antibiotics or because we took him out of the oven. 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
2409 I want to get your sugar levels down. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2410 The team is in agreement - you're just a little underdone. Five minutes in the oven will have you up and run-run-running again. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2411 He claims he's trans-ginger. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2412 We highly recommend that you please stop running as fast as you can. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2413 We'd like your permission to do a little frosting. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2414 Initial tests have been inconclusive, but one thing is for sure. Something's eating him. 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
2415 Feeling a bit snappish today, are we? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2416 You need to take things more gingerly. 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
2417 Here we have an acute case of gingeritis 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2418 It's not good news. We are all here to eat you. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2419 I fear it's even worse than the Humpty Dumpty case. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2420 Good news. Your insurance allows us to put on candy sprinkles at no additional cost. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2421 Fortunately his insurance covers pre-existing confections. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2422 They've realized their mistake and want to remove the shoes. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2423 The bad news is we can't turn you back. The good news is we've nearly finished your house. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2424 You’ll be fine; you’re just half-baked. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2425 He has some half-baked ideas. Send him to psychiatry. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2426 I wouldn’t be too concerned about the sponge bath. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2427 If you don't stop taking in so much sugar, it will be a recipe for disaster. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2428 The specialists sadly concur, sir. You're one sick cookie. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2429 We have decided to treat you gingerly. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2430 The insurance company has rejected your claim for icing reassignment. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2431 ...and these fine folks from Habitat for Bakery Goods are going to build you a new house. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2432 I'm afraid your molasses level is quite low. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2433 I thinked he needs to be completely cooled on a baking sheet. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2434 Well, we caught you. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2435 He appears to have acute hardening of the molasses! 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
2436 These people are from ICEing. I'm afraid you've overstayed your welcome. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2437 Your blood sugar is off the charts, but we brought in help. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2438 It's all the molasses - slowin' you down." 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2439 We'll need to test your blood sugar. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2440 We don't usually see this at this time of the year. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2441 And here we have a patient suffering from “you are what you eat” syndrome. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2442 Caught Ya 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2443 I am afraid your gluten will have to be removed. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2444 My team is going to do exploratory surgery to see what you are made of. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2445 Sir my colleagues here assure me that in spite of some half baked policies, we can make Gingerbread great again! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2446 You're in much better shape than your friend Humpty Dumpty. He's been scrambled. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2447 We think your sugar is low. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2448 It’s just a yeast infection. You will be rising in no time. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2449 It's not about us catching you, it's about what you caught. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2450 The test results are in.................you're done. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2451 Even your bakers think you look fried. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2452 At your age, it's time to stop running. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2453 Unfortunately, you have incurable gingeritis. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2454 Unfortunately, that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2455 You have elevated ginger levels in your blood. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2456 You apparently outwitted the Fox. These nice chefs want you to join them for dinner. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2457 Good news, you’ll recover soon. Bad news, you’ll be back in the oven and then eaten. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2458 The consensus is that there has been no overdose of ginger. However, you are seriously over baked. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2459 This will be a cookie cutter operation. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2460 Since the merger, this is a teaching hospital AND a test kitchen. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2461 So far your tests show your sugar levels are very high. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2462 Well, we ran some tests in the kitchen and it appears to be no more than an extreme case of gingervitus. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2463 We're trying to figure out the reason for so much sugar in your urine. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2464 What's the post-operative treatment plan? Why, we eat you. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2465 It seems he was running as fast as he could when he suffered the heart attack. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2466 My best advice? If a fox offers to give you a ride across a river -- I'd decline. 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
2467 Nothing to worry about. Just a slight touch of gingervitis. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2468 Let's try icing first, then you should chill for at least two hours... 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2469 You'll be fine - I think you just got a little overheated. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2470 It turns out he's allergic to ginger 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2471 You were out for days so we had a little fun with the full body cast. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2472 We'll get you fixed as fast as we can, but your running days are over. 1.3158 0.05367 76 52 24 0
2473 My diagnosis is that you’re half baked. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2474 After serious consultation, we’ve concluded your half baked! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2475 He's still too warm to ice. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2476 You may choose to remain genderless as you were created, or we can attach a little "identity" if you wish. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2477 Fever's gone. We took you out of the oven just in time 1.3151 0.05475 73 50 23 0
2478 Once we get your temperature to a hot 375 degrees, you'll be just fine. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
2479 Great news, Cookie; you'll soon be good enough to eat! 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2480 Gluten intolerance--autoimmune, I'm afraid. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2481 And absolutely no snacking on the patient. 1.3133 0.05401 83 58 24 1
2482 Your test results indicate an acute case of Gingervitis 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2483 Yes, we've put your child in the oven -- I mean the incubator. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2484 We're going to run, run some tests as fast as we can. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2485 Yes, I see they didn't catch you, but you certainly caught something. 1.3117 0.05313 77 53 24 0
2486 You have low blood sugar. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2487 We are going to have to treat this patient very gingerly 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2488 Just a few more days and you'll be able to run, run as fast as you can! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2489 We're running tests fast, as fast as we can. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2490 ...and so we'll need to treat him gingerly for the next 48 hours. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2491 With a cooling rack, the procedure is safe and well tolerated. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2492 He slipped in the icing. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2493 Sadly, you are gluten intolerant. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2494 Your vanilla is dangerously low. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2495 This man has a gingersnap fracture. I recommend heat treatments for 20 minutes at 350 and we'll see how he tastes in the morning. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2496 Firstly, do not let our lab coats fool you: We are not doctors. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2497 Our goal is to have you up and run run running as fast as you can as soon soon soon as possible. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2498 Good news. You're sugar free. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2499 You pulled through quite well, though your sugar's a bit high. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2500 The patient reported feeling crumby. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2501 Anyway you slice it, the guy looks great. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2502 My diagnosis would be gingeritis. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2503 ...and he had a temperature of 350 degrees. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2504 The good news is you're still delicious. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2505 You scan shows numerous cracks. Unfortunately, you will have to be re-iced. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2506 We’ve concluded that your sugar is way too high. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2507 You have acute gingivitis 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2508 « After the procedure you will need to keep up a strict icing routine. » 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2509 It was a hit and run. Looks like it was the muffin man. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2510 I'm afraid your running days are over! 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2511 I'll be performing the surgery, and this is the frosting team. They need to know your icing type. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2512 We'd like to run a few taste...I mean test. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2513 Take two teaspoons of baking powder and call me in the morning. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2514 Yes... I see... and how many of these bakers do you typically hallucinate at one time Mr. Gingerbread Man? 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2515 Telling someone they were past their ‘best before date’ never got any easier. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2516 And that’s the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2517 Your temperature is down from 350.6 to normal. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2518 I've called in a team of specialists. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2519 Contrary to your belief, this will not be a piece of cake! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2520 We did what we could but you only have sixty bites to live. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
2521 You're gluten-free to go. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2522 One of our surgeons did a pastry fellowship in France, so this appendectomy will be a piece of cake. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
2523 The good news is the operation will only cost an arm and a leg. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2524 Sir, we recommend a milk dunking to take the edge off. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2525 He'll be fine as long as he doesn't go near the kids. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
2526 We thought we'd lost you; you were pretty baked when they brought you in. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2527 He gives a half-baked story of being unable to rise from bed. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2528 I'm afraid he's half baked. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
2529 Our next patient has a half-baked clinical history so let's treat him gingerly. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2530 Thankfully, we caught you early. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2531 Your wife and children were eaten after the accident, but we are baking you a new family as we speak. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2532 Do you know the muffin man? I believe he lives on Drurery Lane 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2533 Do you consent to donate your organs to help feed the hungry? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2534 My main concern: is that a temperature of 375 degrees is definitely too high. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2535 He's simply suffering from exhaustion, imagining that everyone's chasing him. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
2536 No worries. Just snip snip and it's bye-bye little dough boys. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2537 Your chart indicates you're here because you feel crumby. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2538 We've run the test and it appears you're lactose intolerant 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2539 You have a yeast allergy. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2540 My team and I specialize in patients who may contain soy, dairy, wheat, tree nuts, shellfish, and eggs. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2541 On the bright side you will taste delicious. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2542 The surgery was a success. You are now officially uncatchable. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2543 It appears that you are cancer free, but, unfortunately, you are not gluten free. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2544 Now that we’ve finally caught you..... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2545 It appears the consensus is that you donate your body to dessert. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2546 Gluten free for you may be a recipe for disaster... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2547 It's your kidneys. It turns out they're, well... delicious. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2548 My team stands ready to work on your house next. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2549 For your condition, I brought in specialists. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2550 We're attributing the stiffness to being left out of the tupperware. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2551 And this is an example of too much butter. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
2552 Don't fool yourselves. This is no "cookie-cutter" case. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2553 We think you have restless leg syndrome. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2554 When your condition reached 'mouthwatering,' the harvesting team assembled stat. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2555 You were saved by a last minute addition of 1/4 cup of molasses 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2556 They sincerely apologize for leaving the oven on too long! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2557 Well, I couldn’t find anything wrong with you so I’ve brought in some specialists from the Catering Core. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2558 Good news! You passed the ginger test with flying calories. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2559 By all appearances you should soon be able to run, run, run, as fast as you can. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2560 If the treatment is unsuccessful, they’re hoping you’ll donate your body to the kitchen. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2561 I have good news: as far as we're concerned you're done. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2562 To confirm my half-baked diagnosis, my colleagues now need to break off and eat your hand. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2563 We all think your sugar's too low! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2564 We're pleased you've decided to donate your body to science. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2565 Obviously, gluten free and vegan. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2566 You need to cut down on the sugar 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2567 You appear to be gluten intolerant. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2568 They want permission to make five dozen clones. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2569 These bakers have volunteered to make your house match your new body. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2570 Your dough is no good around here. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2571 The good news is you're not contagious, but we'd still like to do one more taste. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2572 Since you are a made man, St. Honoratus has brought on a special team to perform your phalloplasty. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2573 We performed a nutmeg transfusion and a trans fat transplant. You should be as scrumptious as the day you were baked. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2574 We are especially proud of this one, the first ever Oatmeal to Gingerbread transition. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2575 He jumped from the oven and pulled a hammy as he ran, ran, ran. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2576 The source of your paranoia may be due to watching Fox news. 1.3108 0.07679 74 59 7 8
2577 There's more of us behind the curtain. Now, what's the recipe? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2578 Milk is his life's blood. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2579 My associates and I agree, your blood sugar is a little high. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2580 We won’t sugargar coat what the tests show— you have a ruptured raisin. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2581 Medically speaking, the flu ran as fast as it can. And it caught you. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2582 We understand you want to be gluten free. We are here for your re-assignment surgery. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2583 And this is Mr. G. Bread....His presenting complaint is that he got mixed up with gluten-free flour and now he feels like he’s falling apart. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2584 The cloning experiment-we call it a "recipe"-was a success! 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2585 The interns would like to take samples to taste...... er test. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2586 It’s relatively new, but you’re suffering from serious gluten deficiency. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2587 I'm sorry, we'll have to replace your gumdrops. This may take a while. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2588 Good news is we removed the gluten..bad news is you still taste awful 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2589 What you see is the tragic result of substituting maple syrup for molasses! 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2590 We'd like to perform some medical tastes. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2591 We caught your condition as fast as we can. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2592 Gentlemen, we can re-bake him. We have the technology. Better than he was before. Tastier, spicier, cuter. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2593 Looks like Ginger ailing again. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2594 Let's order a big glass of milk. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2595 he says he feels crummy 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2596 Sorry, you will never be able to "run run as fast as you can" anymore. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2597 Remember when your mother told you that if you eat one more gingerbread cookie you ‘d turn into one... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2598 And what are the side-effects of getting baked? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2599 If anyone has a half-baked diagnosis keep it to yourself. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2600 How are you tasting, I mean feeling this morning? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2601 Run, run, as fast as you can. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2602 We wanted you to be assured we will handle your procedure gingerly. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2603 Would a spoonful of sugar help the medicine go down? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2604 We're going to have to eat you to find out what's really wrong. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2605 We want to run a few more taste tests. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2606 Your depression is normal after the holidays. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
2607 I am so sorry sir but you have reached your expiration date, and if we did CPR you might snap! 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2608 You have what we call a baker’s cyst... 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2609 We'd send you home, but it's still being baked. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2610 It typically starts with the head. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2611 It turns out, Henry, that you're sugar and spice, And all that's nice; That's what little girls are made of. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2612 This is what happens when you run, run, as fast as you can from vaccinations. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2613 As this is a teaching bakery, I've asked a student to collect your sample. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2614 Unfortunately... saying "catch me if you can i'm the gingerbread man" doesnt work with real diseases. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2615 Thankfully, we caught you early. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2616 We're all going to need multiple biopsies 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2617 Regrettably we had to amputate both of your legs...but we assure you they were delicious. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2618 There appears to be nothing wrong with him other than his insistence of being called "The Gingerbed Man". 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2619 I have good news and bad: Your blood sugars are cholesterol are off the charts, but you did exceedingly well on the cognitive exam. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2620 Name; BreadMan, Ginger. Complaint; Half baked, Paranoid with delusions of being delicious. Diagnosis; Chocolate chip bumps, cinnamon pallor. Lips have glossy icing appearance. Prognosis; Good with milk for a week to ten days. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2621 The bad news is that your stem cell surgery went horribly awry. The good news is that you'll be in big demand during the holiday season. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2622 I decided to bring in more specialists. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2623 Life was short, but sweet 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2624 I can't help you, but I've brought in a crack team of pastry chefs. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2625 Avoid swimming in milk, and your legs should be just fine. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2626 Mike here has a running injury. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2627 vanilla extract stat! 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2628 The specialist agree. You're done 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2629 Good news. You've been upgraded to 'Yummy'. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2630 Now our staff will explain the organ donor program. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2631 The lab results are back, you need to be Gluten free now 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2632 With your insurance, this is the best we could do. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2633 . . . and the tasting team will check your sugar levels while you last. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
2634 No, we don't use the spoon to take your temperature. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2635 I’m sorry. We don’t offer a gluten-free transfusion option. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2636 Another hit-and-run steamroller. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2637 Are we feeling batter this morning? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2638 I understand you said you're ready to meet your maker? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2639 I'm afraid my colleagues tell me your running days are over. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2640 What you need is more exercise, so run, run as fast as you can! 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2641 These are our best surgeons. They will be in charge of icing the wound. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
2642 Who wants first bite at this one? 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
2643 I'm not going to sugarcoat this. If you don't stay out of the oven, pretty soon you'll be toast. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2644 1. His symptoms are very cookie cutter. 2. Perhaps we added too much ginger. 3. He says he heard something snap. 4. He’s got a bad case of gingeritis. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2645 We're going to examine you ... very gingerly. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2646 You are extremely lucky that we got you before the frosting was applied. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2647 You have a gluten intolerance. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2648 I'm ordering blood sugar levels on this guy, stat! 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2649 No, they will not make any jokes about 'How the Cookie Crumbles.' 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2650 stiffness is a common side effect, milk usually helps. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2651 We are prepping the O.R. to 350 degrees. You should be in and out in 20 minutes. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2652 I’ve got muffin but good news. The surgery was a piece of cake. You’re eclair of cancer. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
2653 Well, your sugar and chlosterol levels came back quite high. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2654 Tests indicate you have nutmeg deficiency. We'll have to rebake. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2655 Indeed, a chronic case of gingivitis. Can't be caught. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2656 Yes, I believe we have all the ingredients for success. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
2657 His temperature is 350 degrees. We'll try icing him. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2658 Now just remember- no swimming, no foxes. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2659 The surgery was a success, but he's self identifying as a snickerdoodle. 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
2660 Looks like that fever really cooked you. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2661 We would recommend that you do not run and run as fast as you can this time. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2662 I've got good news. The specialists have determined that it's not a tumor. It's a yeast infection. 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
2663 We are going to have to put you on a gluten-free diet." 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2664 Your condition began when you were subjected to a temperature of 375 degrees for 10-11 minutes. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2665 Well, should we treat him or eat him? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2666 I assured them I'd treat you gingerly. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2667 It appears that you have only been half baked 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2668 They’re advising more icing. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
2669 One last question before your surgery, sir: are you a willing organ donor? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2670 I'm afraid the prognosis is already baked in. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2671 It seems you have gluten. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2672 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bake a gingerbread house he can live in. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2673 Bake for 30 minutes at 350° and call me in the morning. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2674 I'm going to keep you in at 325 and refer you to a confectionist. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2675 Transginger. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2676 You might feel a slight pinch with the next procedure which entails biting off your head. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
2677 Third degree burns over ninety eight percent of his body. Another two percent and he'll be perfect. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2678 we think it is a mild case of gingeritis. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2679 I have here the results of your glucose test. I’m afraid it doesn’t look good. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2680 The operation was a success, but there were some unintended consequences ... 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
2681 I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but my team insist that further samples are needed before they can arrive at a conclusive diagnosis. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2682 Sir, we assure you that the President's physical has been moved to another floor and all the milk in this hospital has been destroyed 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2683 Are you gluten free? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2684 It's seasonal affective disorder. It will pass. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2685 We believe any further treatment would just leave you battered. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2686 I'm afraid your HMO doesn't cover sprinkles or icing , so it seems you'll have to run home as is. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2687 We may have treated you too gingerly. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2688 We think your sugar a little high. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2689 We think after the procedure, not only should you be able to walk, you will be able to run, run as fast as you can. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2690 We believe in sharing at this Hospital. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2691 It looks like your wife was right all along - you are half-baked. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2692 Its a miracle he survived after sustaining burns of 350 degrees Fahrenheit. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2693 Good news! I found some specialists for your gingervitis. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2694 I said "run some tests", not "tastes". 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2695 Ginger, good news, you're no longer the man you use to be. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2696 Good news- it’s just a case of gingivitis. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2697 Unfortunately your insurance policy only covers the gum drop buttons. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2698 The residents and I believe you are suffering from a ginger-nutmeg deficiency. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2699 This patient was admitted to the ED with presenting symptoms of a rash and fever of 450 degrees. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2700 Thanks to you, your donated cup of sugar just saved the Lemon Meringue pie. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2701 We are very pleased with your progress but the final procedure involving the 350 degree oven does have some possible side effects. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2702 A case of too much ginger, not enough bread! 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2703 Your glucose levels are a little elevated. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2704 You are very fortunate, Mr. Gingerbread. We were able to obtain a team consultation from the faculty of the Yale School of Culinary Arts' Department of Confection Infections. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2705 I don't usually practice cookie-cutter medicine, but in your case... 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2706 I'm terribly sorry, but I must inform you that you've passed your expiration date. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2707 It's good news and bad news: your blood sugar worries me, but my colleagues here think you are an ideal candidate for our cloning study. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2708 The consensus is that you were just overheated. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2709 Your taste results show extremely low ginger levels. We need to keep you overnight for further tasting. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2710 All you can remember is that your parents were a little old lady and a little old man? I guess we'll just call you John Dough. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2711 These folks are experts on your condition. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
2712 Four out of five chefs agree you have gingervitis 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2713 It's possible that we didn't pick the best cosmetic surgery team. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2714 I'm afraid there's no cure, you're gluten intolerant. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2715 We think it's all the running. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2716 Chefs? Of course not, they're interns. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2717 He won't let me do an examination, every time I try, Ginger snaps! 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2718 You're in good hands. They were able to put Humpty Dumpty together again. 1.3056 0.05467 72 50 22 0
2719 You'll have to cut back on all the running. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2720 I can't help you, but maybe they can. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2721 'We'll have you up and gluten free in no time'. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2722 I see you're an organ donor. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2723 My team will serve you well. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2724 Well it's finally caught up with you Gingerbread Man 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2725 .. and now I'll leave you in the capable hands of the interns from Food Service. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2726 This patient is paranoid, he thinks that people want to eat him. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2727 Once your temperature goes down we can taste test you. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2728 So, you're saying your wife Ginger snapped and threw you in the bed pan? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2729 How do I put this gingerly... 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2730 They can catch you, Gingerbread Man 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2731 We're afraid your running days are over and swimming is out of the question. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2732 We'd like to see you run as fast as you can. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2733 Our resident bakers diagnosed that you have too much ginger in your system. Thus the head-to-toe rash. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
2734 I just asked how you’re feeling – you don’t have to bite MY head off. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2735 All the king's horses couldn't, but the king's chefs had an idea. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2736 Yes, you should be able to run run as fast as you can. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2737 We'll, of course, treat him gingerly... 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2738 You need a transplant. But you can rest easy knowing my team is well qualified to bake you a new heart. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2739 Unfortunately students, this is a rather severe case of gingeritis 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
2740 Test results are in. Your a gingerbread man. We're going to eat you. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2741 "I'm sorry there is nothing I can do. There were just too many chefs". 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2742 The procedure was a success. You're noe completely gluten free. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2743 Congratulations, you're gluten free! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2744 Unfortunately the tests were inconclusive and we will be needing a few more samples before lunch. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
2745 Don't worry, we will treat you gingerly 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2746 Here you can see a good case of Holidays survival 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
2747 Sponge bath in chocolate milk bath tub is not cover d by your insurance. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2748 He went off half-baked. 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
2749 They all would like to apologize, but they have a deadline to meet. Look at the bright side of things. You're life has a purpose and it's sweet. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2750 We just want to remind you that 'Gingerbread Gender Reassignment Surgery' is an irreversible procedure. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2751 The bad news is, you need an amputation. The good news is, we have an addiction to sugar. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2752 Mr. Man is presenting with a clove-induced rash; nothing a little more icing won’t cure. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2753 The patient presents with high blood sugar, severe exhaustion, and fear of foxes. The diagnosis is half-baked. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2754 Well, until your shin splints are all healed I would recommend you not run, run, run as fast as you can. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2755 We can make you better than you were. Better... stronger... faster. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
2756 They can rebuild you. They have the technology. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2757 Sorry. We don’t practice cookie-cutter medicine here. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2758 So the consensus is he ate too much gingerbread. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2759 The gumdrops are benign. Unfortunately, they're also very delicious. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2760 He’s complained primarily about overriding fears of the room being too hot - as well of dreams about some biting his head off. Thought? 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2761 HARDENING OF INGREDIENTS. EARLY ONSET. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2762 I'll get you back on your feet, and the team here will frost them - as fast as they can 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2763 Sadly your current insurance policy doesn't cover royal icing 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2764 Hmm, maybe global warming IS real! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2765 You go under the knife right after breakfast. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2766 I've made a recommendation of 350F heat treatment, followed by icing. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
2767 I can only guarantee that you'll be eaten by the medical bills. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2768 They found you were on the organ donor registry. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2769 Good news! The results were sweeter than we expected. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2770 These specialists can test for a GMO, but it isn't covered by your HMO 1.3014 0.05408 73 51 22 0
2771 Good news: Your shelf life is in stable condition. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2772 Got milk? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2773 Classic nutmeg allergy. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2774 We all agree you spent too long in the oven. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2775 It turns out they can catch you, Mr. Gingerbread Man. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2776 What happens when you bend your knees? 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2777 There are some risks to the procedure, but Dr. Baker and his team are top nosh...um I mean top-notch. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2778 4 out 5 chefs agree you're completely baked. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2779 Well, the test results were mixed... 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2780 Bad news. Your glucose levels are off the charts. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2781 It's ketoacidosis, your sugar is way too high. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2782 Which one of you added the ginger to his dinner? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2783 Bake the patient eight minutes at 350° until his edges are firm. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2784 We're happy to report, Mr. Gingerbread that our results show that you are now gluten free! 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2785 We managed to remove the stray raisin,but your insurance only covers crumb damage I,am afraid. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2786 So you say you’ve been feeling a little flat lately? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2787 He's almost done. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2788 Our staff are uncertain you turned out okay. 1.3000 0.05517 70 49 21 0
2789 Our medical students are beginning their baking rotation. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2790 In all of our opinions, you look delicious. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2791 Unfortunately, it's time to meet your creator. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2792 We're here today to figure out why you are alergic to icing. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2793 My diagnosis is abnormally low ginger. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2794 One last time ! Where have all the gingerbread women gone? 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
2795 The good new is you don't have diabetes. The bad news is we don't either. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2796 It is our expert opinion that you are completely delicious. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
2797 We’d like to break off your arm to see if you’re ready to go home. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2798 I'm afraid you're toast. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2799 I'm sorry, but that is just how the cookie crumbles. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2800 Now, the taste test. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2801 I fear he has a terminal case of gingervitis. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2802 We want you to try icing it. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2803 He was doing really well until someone raised the bed and put a pillow behind his head 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2804 I was feeling just fine until they started poking me with toothpicks. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2805 OK chefs, let's give this man some icing! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2806 They're wondering if you would allow them each to take a tiny bite before submitting their diagnosis... 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2807 Apparently too many cooks damaged the cookie. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2808 I'm afraid your "Catch me if you can" days are over. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2809 Your gluten levels are alarming, to say the least. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2810 We recommend a hot tea bath but understand if you'd like a second opinion. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2811 The taste test came back positive. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2812 We'd like to try 15 minutes of radiation and a glass of milk. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2813 I'm sorry Gingerbread Man, looks like you didn't run, run as fast as you can... 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2814 I've brought experts in the field to determine what went wrong with the recipe. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2815 Our team of experts agrees that all three red hots must be removed. However, a spoonful of sugar will help the surgery go down. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2816 We've brought in a team of specialists ... 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2817 Not to worry, we have the OR scheduled for one hour at 3:50. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2818 So, you were beaten up just for being ginger? 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2819 Your taste results came back. Your sugar levels are too high. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2820 It was supposed to be 10 minutes at 350 degrees, not 350 minutes at 10 degrees. 1.3000 0.05517 70 49 21 0
2821 At least you had a sweet, sweet life. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2822 Maybe one of you can tell me why his glucose levels are off the charts. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2823 Your lucky this hospital has a Patisserie Unit 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2824 The experts are here to perform a series of taste tests before we pronounce you fully baked. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2825 Your discharge instructions are...preheat oven to 350 degrees... 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2826 It's a new type of diabetes we've never seen before... 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2827 Your gumdrop buttons are going to be fine, but your "can't catch me" days are likely over. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2828 Test indicate you'll be cool enough to eat in 5 minutes. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2829 No, they don't take your health insurance. But if you need 12 surgeries they'll throw one in for free. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2830 We're hoping he'll snap out of it soon. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2831 We suggest dunking. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2832 The dessert team would like to add you to the menu, but we've determined that you are not gluten-free. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2833 The law requires that we disclose your condition to the Muffin Man. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2834 And when exactly did you start feeling gingerly about this? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2835 And, if you end up dying, all your parts will be used. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2836 The consensus of the team is not to release you because you're too delicious. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2837 We’re going to have to remove your gluten. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2838 We need to operate. You have gingervitis. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2839 We think it's gluten allergy. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2840 Would you like the results of our taste test? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2841 Not to worry Mr. Cookie, the ginger reassignment surgery is a snap these days. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2842 You're going to need a biopsy, so I hope you don't mind if we take a little nibble. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2843 Ginger, our transgender patient, will now be called, "Ginger Bread Man". 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2844 we going to need a small sample. a small, delicious sample. are there any family members you'd like us to contact first..? 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2845 Your ginger levels are dangerously low." 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2846 Im afraid that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2847 Our opinion for diagnosis is consumption. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2848 This patient’s crummy foot condition is caused by candy corns. We’re going to try icing it. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2849 I'm sorry to tell you that the caramelization is spreading. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2850 I'd recommend a molasses drip. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2851 We’ve got some half-baked ideas for curing you. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2852 And the bad news is, someone's eaten your house now 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2853 A dash of all spice and you’ll be good as new. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2854 Did you run, run as fast as you could? 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2855 We were able to save your gumdrops, sir. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2856 Well, your blood sugar levels are off the charts. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2857 They’re much more than bakers. They’re your makers. And, during today’s testing, your tasters. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2858 I'm sorry but you may never run, run, as fast as you can ever again 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2859 We're pretty sure it's gluten intolerance. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2860 The test confirms a Baker’s Cyst 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2861 He just needs to cut down on his sugar intake. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2862 They brought you in on a cookie sheet and you have no internal organs. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2863 For our next Top Chef challenge, contestants will perform a sex change operation on a gingerbread man. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2864 It seems he has gingervitus. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2865 The Path. report just came back...turns out you're allergic to cinnamon. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2866 Well, we finally have a diagnosis. It appears that your ginger levels are a little elevated 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2867 4 out of 5 bakers agree that it'll be a while before you can "run, run, run as fast as you can" again. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2868 Your only half-baked,so I’m relying on pastry chefs. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2869 Exhibiting extreme PTSD symptoms after losing her entire family during dessert. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2870 Your glucose levels are the yeast of our concerns. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2871 Keep in mind that as soon as you're better, we're going to eat you. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2872 But, again, it's not the cholesterol levels that concern me. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2873 You’re the first ever man to survive a 350 degree fever… for 30 min. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2874 You're in good shape, but we need to cut back on your sugar. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2875 The results are back - you are suffering from from acute gingervitis. Fortunately, it’s only a seasonal affliction. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2876 The test kitchen is going to pull a few biopsies but you should be on your way by dinner. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2877 With friends like these, I'm surprised you survived past Christmas. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2878 You lost a lot of icing, but you'll be OK. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2879 Here is an example of the way the cookie crumbles. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2880 We have a diagnosis. You're stale. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2881 It doesn't look too serious, but you are an organ donor, correct? 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
2882 It's really crucial that you check that organ donor box on this form. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2883 The good news is that your liver is delicious. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2884 Well I guess we can rule out a gluten allergy. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2885 Be sure to closely monitor sodium and sugar levels. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2886 The chefs assure me your gender reassignment surgery will take place tomorrow as planned. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2887 Turns out we can catch you, Mr. Gingerbread Man. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2888 The chefs are here to provide a diagnosis. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2889 Your sugar is high. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2890 Tell us more about the attack from this so-called Cookie Monster 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2891 We're concerned about your blood sugar levels. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2892 My colleagues and I will have you out of here in a snap. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2893 Let me introduce you to our culinary medical specialities team. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2894 We are pleased to announce that the dough-to-cookie reassignment surgery was a complete success. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2895 Thanks to our team of chefs, your ginger levels have returned to normal. 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2896 Our dietary staff's analysis is that your insoluble fiber saved you from being ingested. You'll be up and running again in no time. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2897 Oh snap! Back in the sheet pan. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2898 Please meet Ginger, our first edible patient 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2899 I'm happy to say we've finally got the crumbling under control. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2900 If icing it doesn't work, then that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2901 Okay, you should be good by Christmas. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2902 We think it's gluten allergy. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2903 You are aging well, however, to avoid these frequent mishaps, try and stay away from children. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2904 Before we operate, we need to know if he is gluten free. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2905 Unfortunately, she tried to make him using whole-wheat. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2906 I'm afraid their diagnosis is half-baked. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2907 You may feel a little crumbly these next couple of days, but other than that your good to go! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2908 The MRI shows that you're under-baked. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2909 Mind if we take an x-ray? Seems my spoon has gone missing after your surgery. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
2910 You're ginger augmentation is looking great. My colleagues just need to take a few samples. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2911 The Pillsbury Doughboy couldn’t make it. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2912 While the tests were inconclusive, our best guess is gingervitis. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2913 The good news is we successfully removed the gluten. The bad news is you wont run, run, run as fast as you can. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2914 I'm afraid you've only got 30 minutes left at 375 degrees. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2915 I can cure you, but it'll cost an arm and a leg. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2916 Your operation will require a specialist, so we're calling in a cookie cutter. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2917 It’s a simple procedure. They just want to remove your molasses and add a little more cinnamon. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2918 Although amnesia has left you with no recollection of who you are, I'm pleased to report that Pepperidge Farm remembers. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2919 We're going to try to remove the gluten. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2920 We've managed to stabilize you, but you're not out of the pan yet. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2921 We can re-bake him. We have the technology. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2922 The operation was a success. We replaced three raisons and that rotten free-range egg. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2923 I've consulted with my colleagues here, and we think you're going to be delicious. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2924 Look. This is just the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2925 Your ingredients are fine. You just need more time in the oven. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2926 Let's face it...He's one tough cookie! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2927 The literature suggests underbaking leads directly to this limp condition. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2928 He thinks you need another teaspoon of nutmeg. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2929 I have consulted with my colleagues and we have determined that your problem is that you are only half baked. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2930 Some hospitals do rounds, we just share recipes. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2931 Our diagnosis for your edema is sodium bicarbonate toxicity. In lay terms, you feel bloated because you've got too much baking soda in you. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2932 I'd start with a test for yeast overgrowth 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2933 Actually, you ARE the placebo. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2934 It seems the one thing you can’t outrun is your gluten intolerance. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2935 We're going to put some fresh cookie dough on where you sustained the bite. Then, 350 degrees for 10 minutes, and you should be good as new. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2936 A perfect example of a recipe gone wrong. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2937 The good news is, you don't have to run anymore . . . 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2938 We're going to recommend that you increase your gluten intake. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2939 He's suffering from an extreme case of Gingervitis. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2940 I think you'll all agree that this calls for an immediate application of vanilla icing. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2941 With this skilled team we think we can get you back to a crispy golden-brown. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2942 Sir, no more running away. Aging catches up with all of us. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2943 They're here to ask you for some dough. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2944 I'm afraid it's hypocaloremia. In laymen's terms your half baked. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2945 Take two aspirins, then I'll eat you in the morning. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2946 You rose too soon. You need rest and no more running around. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2947 The surgeons would like to take a few samples . . . for biopsy purposes, of course. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2948 All the consultants agree. You're cooked. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2949 Bad news is, you lost a button. Good news, with a lot of help,we were able to bake it back on. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2950 Do you understand that a change to shortbread will be irreversible? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2951 The good news is you're gluten-free. The bad new is you're stale. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2952 I knew he would pull through He's a tough cookie 1.2941 0.05567 68 48 20 0
2953 We need to talk. I see you're on the donor registry. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2954 I'm afraid you're incurably yummy. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2955 Were you aware that you were way passed your sell by date? 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2956 Nothing's broken, so you'll be fine till the ice-cream and paper plates get here. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2957 Don't worry, I brought in the specialists! 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2958 We'll be giving you an infusion of gluten. You'll be back to running as fast as you can. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2959 Tests show his glycemic load is dangerously high. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2960 Unfortunately, this delicious looking organ donor has taken a turn for the worse 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2961 My orders specify a very large glass of milk and six straws. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2962 Unaccountably, they also spoiled the broth. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2963 Your sugar levels are normal, but we think you've been exposed to fennel. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2964 I think the problem is low sugar 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2965 The new experimental treatment requires us to take samples. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2966 You need to cut down on the butter and the sugar. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2967 Yes, this is what can happen when you substitute extra baking powder for baking soda. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2968 Unfortunately the tests show that they can now, in fact, catch you. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2969 Its not dandruff; just sugar. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2970 The bakers are optimistic but, personally, I’d suggest no running, running, especially not as fast as you can. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2971 Everyone is so relieved you didn’t snap. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2972 We have serious concerns about your level of nutmeg. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2973 Run, run, as fast as you can. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2974 I'm afraid you're allergic to gluten, sir. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2975 You were burning up, but now we have your temperature under control. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2976 "When did your feet first become three-dimensional?' 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2977 Unfortunately, you weren’t a match with the donor. He adheres to a strict paleo diet. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2978 A sex change is out of the question. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2979 The patient insists that he caught the virus; it did not catch him. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2980 Have you tried cinnamon for your blood pressure? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2981 Surgery is your only option. I’m transferring you to the cafeteria. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2982 There is only one way to find out if the procedure was successful. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2983 Then you should have had a Do Not Gingerbreadize directive in your medical files. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
2984 The tests show you have a severe nut allergy. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2985 With all of these cooks in the room, what could go wrong? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2986 The test is very simple. You run away as fast as you can and we try and catch you. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2987 The tests are conclusive--you're half-baked! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2988 Our team has arranged for a sweet house as part of your rehab. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2989 Yes, you’re stale, but if we soak you in water and then stick you in an oven at 350 degrees for ten minutes you’ll be good as new. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2990 How much yeast did you use? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2991 The oven was set on “clean”! 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2992 Have you chosen a final resting plate? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2993 Don't worry Mr. Man, as soon as the oven's hot we'll get you straightened out. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2994 I recommend two gumdrops and plenty of rest 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2995 As they say, that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2996 This is no time for half-baked treatment. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2997 They want to know if you'd still like to go out for coffee with them. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2998 There were complications in your baking. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2999 You’re fever is about to spike to 350 degrees. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3000 It says here that you were 350 degrees for 10 minutes...do you feel done? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3001 He has a slight a fever, but that's to be expected right out of the oven. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3002 Our specialists recommend fewer cloves and more molasses. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3003 We recommend complete amputation. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3004 We regret to inform you that you suffer from a terrible disease known as Stale Gingerbread Man Syndrome, for which the only treatment is 20 seconds in the microwave. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3005 Your circulatory system moves like molasses, but we think you'll be up in a snap. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3006 We felt that our team of bakers from the hospital kitchen were better equipped to diagnose your condition. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
3007 Well, my usual team got called away, but I think you're going to love your new look. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
3008 I'm afraid your half-baked excuse for running away is in poor taste. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
3009 We've all checked and you don't have Gingervitis. In fact, that's not even a real thing. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
3010 Given the bad news I am about to give you, would you be willing to donate your self to our Science Department ... kitchen? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
3011 It's against the law for us to discriminate based on taste. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
3012 Rest assured that this is not a half-baked diagnosis. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
3013 Are you suffering from shortness of bread? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
3014 We think it was something he ate. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3015 When you wake up you’ll be the woman you were always meant to be. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3016 My consultants agree. The diagnosis is too much sugar and not enough ginger. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3017 Are you able to sit up gingerly? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
3018 You bring new meaning to the term half-baked. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3019 We did everything we could. Despite all our efforts, you're still delicious. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
3020 Classic case of heat exhaustion. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
3021 The baking was a complete success. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3022 I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you’re preservative-free. You’re about to expire. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
3023 We have a saying in medicine, "You don't want to be an interesting case." 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
3024 I'd like to introduce you to our new team; they're eager to offer you some of their half-baked suggestions. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
3025 Shall we add organic and vegan to your reassignment surgery? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
3026 The operation was a success. You are gluten free. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3027 First the bad news...you're toast. On the positive side we have some creative ideas for dealing with that. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
3028 No cookie cutter care here. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3029 I'm afraid the icing has spread; you have just 6-8 bites to live. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3030 The good news is we have found a transplant option, the bad news is you will need a new front door. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3031 Good news and bad news, good news there is a cure...bad, we've misplaced the recipe. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
3032 Dough is the issue—your insurance ran out of it. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3033 Your sugar is very high. 1.2899 0.07753 69 56 6 7
3034 We're sending you home today, you've tested gluten free! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3035 Don’t worry - we’re paleo 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3036 The patient has a rare - and potentially lethal - skin confection. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3037 Okay Chefs, I brought you here today to help solve a problem. Gingerbread man wants a penis. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3038 These are the gastroenterology interns, they just want a taste. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3039 While observing our next patient, I invite you to contemplate the ontology of cookie consumption. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3040 I'm afraid that the test results indicate that there were too many chefs. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3041 Though our first diagnosis was half-baked, it turned out to be correct. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3042 These are the doctors who will be handling your gender re-assignment surgery. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3043 The bad news is that your sugar level is too high. The good news is that you are extremely delicious. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3044 We have located your dough-nors. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3045 Don't worry, my team of experts is happy to inform you about your gluten-free options. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3046 I’m sorry, there was nothing we could do about your house - once the icing melted it was too late. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3047 That would surely explain the crumbs in the bed 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3048 Do we eat 'im or treat 'im? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3049 We've run some tests, and it turns out you're gluten intolerant. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3050 We'll need some samples to determine your recipe. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3051 You are okay to go home but stay away from glasses of milk, hot cocoa, and kids especially during the holidays. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3052 I think using artificial sweetener was a bad idea! 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3053 These specialists agree we can cure you at 425 fahrenheit for 30 minutes. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3054 Our tests indicate that we need to carefully monitor your brown sugar count. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3055 Was it the cinnamon? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3056 Well, you seem to be allergic to flours. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3057 We did what we could, but you're going to have to adjust to living a frosting-free life now. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3058 I'm afraid I have bad news. We haven't eaten for 15 hours. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3059 Because you are what you eat. Next month expect being a chocolate heart. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3060 I have some extremely difficult news to relay, sir. We ate your entire house, including the gumdrop doorknobs and candy cane windows. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3061 "The tests all show you're allergic to ginger". 1.2899 0.08023 69 57 4 8
3062 Well, it's not the flu. You can't catch it; you're the Gingerbread Man. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3063 Your baby's doing fine in the nursery. Our specialists just have a few questions about your pregnancy. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3064 The operation was a success. Now all we can do is wait to see how the cookie crumbles. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3065 No, we weren't debating whether you are a man. We are debating whether you area biscuit or a cookie. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3066 your blood sugar is too high 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3067 Hey there, Sunshine! For a moment there we thought we'd lost you to that nasty yeast infection! 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3068 Mr. President, I am pleased to report that your test results are the greatest results ever. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3069 I'd like you to meet our team of ginger transplant specialists. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3070 ...and yet on the bright side,you won't be eaten alive. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3071 We believe it's gingivitis... 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3072 Your taste tests have come back and we've determined you are one sick cookie. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3073 I think his Ginger Snapped. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3074 ...And to keep the weight off, we recommend that you run, run, run, as fast as you can. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3075 Run run as fast as he can, a ruptured Achilles, here lies the gingerbread man 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
3076 Well, the good news is the Girl Scouts are no longer chasing you. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
3077 Well, one thing is for sure, you can't catch it. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3078 The results of your biopsy have come back as too sweet. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3079 We all agree: you have to cut way back on your running. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3080 We are pleased with the results of our first gingerectomy - but you will be on a restricted diet until next Christmas. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3081 We’re having problems controlling his sugar. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3082 Relax. It's nothing that a couple of butter transfusions can 't fix. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3083 Did you run as fast as you can? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3084 I think we've finally managed to get your diabetes under control. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3085 It could be worse...the treatment could have required you to be both sugar and gluten-free. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3086 Bad news—you are sensitive to gluten. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3087 Tell us all why you think you weren't cut out for life. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3088 We'll take care of that hypoglycemia and have you back on your feet in no time. 1.2879 0.05616 66 47 19 0
3089 We all agree, ma'am. Just cut down on the spices and you should feel much better. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3090 The good news is, now you have a penis. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3091 Not even you could outrun these Hospital bills. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3092 It’s cookie-cutter. Ice him. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3093 When you run as fast as you can all the time you can hurt yourself. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3094 Is your name spelled Gingerbread or Gingerbred? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3095 This may be a half-baked idea... 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3096 The consensus is, we’re finally going to see how the cookie crumbles. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3097 We're recommending a halfway gingerbread house. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3098 We believe it was too much baking powder. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3099 Your organ donor recipients are here. They ask if you'd like to share your recipes or any last bequests. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3100 His friends have all been consumed, and loneliness now consumes him. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3101 Turns out a cold CAN catch you 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3102 Your consumption risk is off the charts. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3103 Another 10 minutes at 350 degrees should do the trick. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3104 We are concerned about your sugars. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3105 You're fine, we're just sharing recipes. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3106 A team of bakers was assigned to your case, to determinate if wheat flour is what's making your sick. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3107 The transplant was a success. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3108 Yes, they can. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3109 He's a little hot but a little rest and he's good to eat. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3110 I understand you're still feeling crummy, I'm recommending a milk dunk... errr, I mean bath... 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3111 Severe Sugar Pox is the yeast of his problems. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3112 I've consulted with 5 experts in your field and we all agree that all you need is 5 more minutes in the over. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3113 He needs dialysis. His kidneys are burnt. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3114 You sprained it when you jumped out of the oven. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3115 We recommend a knead replacement, but you'll have to come up with more dough. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3116 Of course if he was gluten-free as he claimed then he wouldn’t be here. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3117 I’m sorry, but you have gingervitus 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3118 Let's continue baking our rounds and move on to our next patient... 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3119 Hello, these bakers will be assisting me as you continue your gender re-assignment journey 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3120 It's an allergic reaction to ginger. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3121 Would you like some more icing? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3122 Obviously we will continue to monitor his temperature. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3123 Here's a list of who your donation would support. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3124 The bakers didn’t catch you - the clap did. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3125 We think that it might be something you ate. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3126 We;'v;e called in a group of specialists to see why it is that you feel obligated to run, run as fast you can. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3127 THE KITCHEN STAFF IS EAGER FOR YOUR RECOVERY. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3128 Four out of five chefs recommend less icing. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3129 Here we have a ginger male, 28, lactose intolerant, who lost his house during the holidays. Depression. Severe depression. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3130 We're taking you off milk. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3131 I'm afraid you'll never run as fast as you can again. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3132 We thought it best to get a second opinion from a specialist. 1.2879 0.05616 66 47 19 0
3133 The diagnosis is Seasonal Appetitive Disorder. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3134 He's endured severe burns, it appears as though he was baked at 351 degrees... 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3135 Modern preservatives have kept him edible days past his expiration date. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3136 I have organised an affinity group tour for my fellow psychiatrists who are studying food fetishes in some individuals 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3137 His glucose levels are through the roof 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3138 You'll feel better after we try icing it. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3139 We're sorry but your insurance only covers imitation vanilla. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3140 Really? You don't know how you've got shin splints? 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3141 Turns out that the flu virus can catch you. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3142 We understand that you're having a problem with yeast. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3143 After consulting with my colleagues, I've decided we'll need to amputate your leg after all. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3144 The specialists have ruled out the possibility of a yeast infection, since you don't have any internal organs. 1.2879 0.05616 66 47 19 0
3145 I recommend to preheat oven to 350 degrees F and bake for 8 to 10 minutes until edges are set and just begin to brown. 1.2879 0.05616 66 47 19 0
3146 Ah good morning Mr. eh, Bread-man? Now my team here would like to run some tastes on you, sorry I mean tests, tests! 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3147 Your Insurance doesn't cover your Gluten allergy and this surgical team costs an arm and a leg. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3148 After careful consideration, your diagnosis is delicious. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3149 The bad news is that you'll never run, run, run as fast as you can ever again. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3150 Glucose is high, but he’s gluten-free. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3151 He’s terminal, but thankfully an organ donor and just in time for the holidays! 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3152 It's a reaction to ginger. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3153 I understand you requested a team from the DeBakey Institute. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3154 The Transginger Team is ready, if you are. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3155 Another case of too much nutmeg. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3156 Err...No other way to put this...your condition is Terminal. AND..that's the way the cookie crumbles ! sorry 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3157 Unfortunately, your insurance considers this a pre-existing confection. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3158 If you like your baker, you can keep your baker. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3159 We'd like to submit your case to a peer-reviewed cookbook. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3160 The last diagnostic is a taste test. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
3161 Yes, this is a severe case of gingivitis! 1.2877 0.07423 73 59 7 7
3162 He ran, ran, ran as fast as he could only to tear his Achilles Heal on 21 street and Park. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
3163 Our tests indicate your ED is linked to a low level of yeast in your batter! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
3164 Mr. Man, I’m afraid I have some bad news. Those are not gumdrop buttons. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
3165 Rate how crummy you feel-- on a scale of 0 to 10. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3166 I'm very confident that this team of experts will have you tasting better in no time at all! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3167 Good work, chefs. Patient X is now in perfect physical health. But his blood sugar is off the charts! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3168 Can I call you Ginger? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3169 We were so preoccupied with whether or not we could, that we never stoped to think if we should. I'm sorry, Carl. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
3170 My team tells me we have been treating you too gingerly. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3171 Its either amputation or refrigeration. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
3172 I'm sorry but it looks like we might have to transfer him to the hospital cafeteria. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3173 But it's your blood sugar level that we're most concerned about. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3174 we had to call in the specialists, apparently you have dangerously high blood sugar 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
3175 It's just a yeast infection. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3176 He has a family history of lactose intolerance. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
3177 The intern on my right will be performing the biopsy . 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
3178 And here we have a cute case of gingervitis... 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
3179 OK...The top five pastry chefs in the country; now will you sign the surgery consent form? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3180 Do you button on the left or right? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3181 Icing will reduce the pain and make you taste even better. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3182 Look people, Bravo. But, when Gordon Ramsay said your desserts "Lacked Life", I'm certain he was looking for something else. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3183 Aside from yeast infections, and attacks by nibblers, your future looks bright. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
3184 We're all sorry. There was a mixup with your medications and Gumby's 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3185 It's by far our worst case of gingivitis. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3186 Don't be alarmed - our kitchen Internists are better suited than our plastic surgeons for getting rid of your cookie-cutter look. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3187 Would you like the good news first, or should I just jump to the uncomfortable truth that eventually we are going to eat you? 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3188 They're wondering if you're a molasses donor. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3189 We've discovered elevated sugar in your blood. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3190 Sick again at Christmas time? 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3191 As you can see, his complexion's still a bit doughy... 1.2836 0.05548 67 48 19 0
3192 ok Ginger, we think you have a molasses deficiency. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3193 The reconstruction team just wanted to stop by and say hello, and that you're delicious. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3194 We agree, five more minutes in the oven and you’ll be up and out of here. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3195 "No more of this 'Run, run, run, as fast as you can'". 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3196 He keeps muttering the same three words: "Too much yeast...Too much yeast." 1.2836 0.05548 67 48 19 0
3197 Patient presenting with low brown sugar levels 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3198 Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the enhanced ginger bread man, ready to take on the Cookie Monster. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3199 Sorry, we can't make you gluten-free, but we can make you the world's first gingerbread woman. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3200 Oh my, it's allergic to gluten! 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3201 The cardamom doesn’t seem to be helping. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3202 Despite your taunts, they did catch you, and now they intend to eat you. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3203 The prognosis is yummy. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3204 You're alive today because we gave you the heart of a snickerdoodle. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3205 We should proceed very gingerly. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3206 You should know, Mr Breadman, that at your age you can't just 'run, run as fast as you can' anymore. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3207 We have reattached a new leg, but the psychological damage will be much harder to repair. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3208 I'm sorry, sir, but our team of experts has concluded your deliciousness is terminal. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3209 I assure you, all of our staff here is gluten free. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3210 Show of hands...Who wants to charge him an arm and a leg? 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3211 The team feels you'll snap out of it soon! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3212 We can't catch what caught you. You're the Gingerbread Man. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3213 I’m afraid there were too many cooks. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3214 Am I correct when I describe your condition as half-baked? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3215 I'm sorry Mr. Gumby but we think you've contracted gingerbreaditis. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3216 We’re going to need a spoonful of sugar. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3217 We suggest you run run as fast as you can. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3218 I called in experts for a consult and I sorry, salt was used instead of sugar. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3219 You're so cute we could eat you up. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3220 Your mistake was 'running as fast as you can' but in the rain. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3221 I prescribed that medical marijuana as a pain relief. Not so you could go get baked. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3222 Our entire team is thrilled to be helping you on your path to become a gingerbread woman. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3223 Ginger, we've run every test and, as crummy as it seems, we see no raisin to keep you here. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3224 It appears your test results came back dry and crumbly. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
3225 You're very lucky the DNR wasn't signed--you'd be long gone by now. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3226 Your condition seems very seasonal! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
3227 Sorry, ethically I cannot discuss Mr. Dumpty's condition with you. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3228 When they first brought you in, you were out warm. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3229 In light of your prognosis, we wanted to make sure you've considered the benefits of organ donation. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3230 I promise, we're not here to bite your head off 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3231 THEY'RE NOT GROWTHS...THEY'RE MARSHMALLOWS 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3232 Good morning Mr. Man. Would you mind if the sous-chefs check you out this morning? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
3233 Your glucose level is about normal for your cookie type, so we can rule that out. 1.2817 0.05376 71 51 20 0
3234 We feel you'd be much better after a long soak in some cold milk. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
3235 You're allergic to gluten. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
3236 While many have moved on to more sophisticated forms of pastry, the aging gingerbread boy carries on into his final season. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3237 He was admitted this morning with dehydration, hyperpigmentation and severe gingervitis. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3238 Well, your temperature is fine - 350 for 8 to 10 minutes... 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3239 Sodium and glucose levels are way too high too be healthy 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3240 The MRI shows a lack of ginger. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3241 It's bad news. You've got 'delicious cookie syndrome'. & the deliciousness has spread throughout your whole body. You'll probably lose a lot of body parts. Sorry, there's nothing we can do. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3242 We'll have you back running as fast as you can in no time. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3243 It's for a good cause. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3244 Without their intervention we would have amputated your legs. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3245 I'm sorry to tell you this but your A1C is 28.9. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3246 Too many carbs! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3247 The bad news is your service provider has blocked your cookie. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3248 We’re just going to come outright and tell you: no one likes how you taste. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3249 2 tbsp of ginger should do the trick. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3250 Doctors, I'll approach this exam gingerly. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3251 We couldn’t.save the house. Sorry. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3252 We're reversing your molasses deficiency but it's a slow process. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3253 Class, our next patient is Mr Crisp. He suffers from a severe case of Lactophobia; fear of milk. 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
3254 Good news - the recipe did not contain any errors. However, you were only half-baked and .... 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3255 Just keep him away from the milk and he should be alright, chefs. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3256 Can you tell us why you are here? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3257 A clear case of ginger-vitis. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3258 He was admitted today for his high blood sugar. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3259 I'm afraid you have Teflon poisoning." 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3260 It seems the addition of Viagara to the usual recipe had unforeseen consequences. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3261 "We have determined that you are only half baked". 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3262 « We will soon have you up and yummy. » 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3263 The good news is you're still edible. The bad news is we need a desert for dinner. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3264 More frosting, stat! 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3265 The flu caught him. He’s the gingerbread man. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3266 We have decided to bake you new kidneys. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3267 We think you're half baked, but it's not catching. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3268 We’ll need to remove the leg. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3269 I’m afraid we’ve had to remove your gluten 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3270 That’s the same face Little Red Riding Hood made when I brought in the wolf rotation. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3271 He looks abit gingerly....has a temp of 450*.....but should recover in about an hour! 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3272 After consulting with top specialists, I prescribe milk and plenty of it. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3273 And you really need to cut back on the sugar. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3274 Your molasses levels are dangerously low. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3275 In the future, let's go for 80% as fast as you can. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3276 Yes we should talk about adjusting your diet, but that doesn't explain the flat affect. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3277 Look, if we were going to eat you, you'd be in restraints. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3278 I've called in experts. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3279 At least we get to eat our mistakes... Dibs on his head... 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3280 Your test results have come back a little doughy. 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
3281 in laymans terms you just sort of snapped 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3282 It looks like a serious case of gingervitis. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3283 We'd like to speak to you about organ donation. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3284 We're going to have to graft some bread from your house. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3285 Well, I've consulted with the specialists, and they confirm that the level of ginger in your body is unusually low. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3286 It’s January. You’re a few issues too late. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3287 Good news! We were able to successfully remove the macadamia. However, your record must indicate now that you may contain tree nuts—and you’ll be listed on the FDA's Food Allergy Offender Registry. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3288 Here is a serious case of having an expired freshness date 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3289 Your arm does not appear to be broken. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3290 Sorry, we don’t treat people with frosting. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3291 The good news is that your case will be featured on the next "Top Chef." 1.2812 0.07864 64 52 6 6
3292 We were able to reattach your arms, but your sugar level is still too low. 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
3293 We told you...it's hard to keep up when you don't hydrate 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3294 Your tests results have come back and are showing that you tested positive for being gluten-free. You only have a few hours until you crumble entirely. We're very sorry. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3295 Where as, it is true that ginger is good for you, remember too much of anything is not. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3296 First, we want to try cookie-cutter medicine. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3297 So, you ran, ran, fast as you can... then what happened? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3298 Turns out it's high cholesterol. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3299 Well, the bad news is that you have a shelf life of about 2 weeks. The good news is that we're professionals and won't take a cookie-cutter approach to your care. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3300 Good news! The baking was a success and you can go home today. Unfortunately, the Muffin Man, is overdone and won’t be hearing back to Drury Lane. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3301 You're butter count is a bit high, but that's to be expected. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3302 Little wonder you're fatigued. They totally forgot to add any zest. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3303 My colleagues would like to know if you want to be an organ donor 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3304 They are truly sorry for setting the oven at 550 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3305 The bad news is you’re not going to make it. The good news is you’re on our dessert menu. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3306 We're going to need to start with a tissue sample. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3307 I've bringing in a team of specialists to address your gluten sensitivity. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
3308 After the anesthetics wear off, you may feel a bit crumby. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3309 If the surgery doesn't work out, I get the head. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3310 Stay off the carbs 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3311 I always like to give my new residents a taste of morning rounds. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
3312 No wonder he didn't rise! This is no gingerbread man, it looks like Gumby here spent a little too much time in the sun. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
3313 Your gluten levels are off the charts. 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
3314 Don't worry. You'll soon be able to run, run, as fast as you can. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3315 Your chief surgeon will be the muffin man, his practice is on drury lane. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3316 We have good news and bad news. The bad: your family didn't survive the car wreck. The good: the paramedics are no longer hungry. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3317 I'm afraid that gluten's going to have to come out. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3318 Unfortunately, it's a flesh-eating disease. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
3319 You're Cooked. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
3320 After all the testing, I recommend increasing cinnamon1/4 tsp.,ginger1/2 tsp. and reducing sugar to a 1/2 cup. Decrease baking time 5 minutes. I'll check back tomorrow. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3321 The Specialists have agreed it would be best to delay the amputation until just before before the holidays this year. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
3322 Well, whatever you have, we know it's not catching. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
3323 It turns out he's allergic to gluten. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
3324 Yes, but Julia Child is no longer alive. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
3325 You're just too refined! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
3326 If you tell us what's the batter, we'll try to bake you better. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3327 I'm afraid it's Gingervitis, he probably won't make it to Christmas. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3328 We have a few half-baked ideas what's wrong with you. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3329 He got way too baked. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3330 We're out of the flu antiviral, but we have a new icing that should do the trick. 1.2769 0.05593 65 47 18 0
3331 We just want to taste your reflexes. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3332 Do you mind if your parents stay in the room while we chat? 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3333 Despite all knee-jerk reactions, this isn't a cookie cutter case. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3334 I'm afraid your expiration date is less than 30 days. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3335 Before taking you in, can I just confirm that you’ve filled out a donor card? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3336 We're happy to inform you that the triple gumdrop bypass was extremely successful! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3337 Don’t worry, you’ll be fine, it’s just a mild reaction to the drug. But just to play it safe we’ll transferring you to our pastry care unit. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3338 I have consulted with our experts and they have concluded you have a severe cinnamon deficiency. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3339 We think you've got to go gluten-free. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3340 It appears that his ginger snapped!! 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3341 They would like to know: would you prefer a boy or a girl? 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3342 He claims he was attacked by someone called "The Muffin Man". 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3343 He said he’s feeling crumbly. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3344 Our gingerbread men are to become gender neutral. Who wants to remove the nuts? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3345 You passed the taste test with flying colors. Now it’s time to run, run, run as fast as you can. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3346 We have the perfect group of specialists to help with your....special condition. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3347 Don't worry sir. Soon you'll be able to run, run as fast as you can. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3348 It's the worst case of gingivitis I've ever seen. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3349 Congratulations, the general consensus shows you are not gluten-free. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3350 20 mins too much in the oven, and there is little we can do now 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3351 It's about your blood sugar. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3352 Next time make sure to oil your bottom in order to prevent any burning sensation. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3353 I'm going to release you to your family. You're blood sugar is really high, but you should be okay as long as you keep running. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3354 They're here for last bites. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3355 We'll have you up and running as fast as you can in no time. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3356 Dr. Kevorkian recommends a milk bath. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3357 “We need to know what happened before the next batch”. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3358 Put him in the oven at 350 for 20 minutes. If that doesn’t work, we eat him! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3359 Sorry about your diagnosis, Gingerbread Man. These people would like to speak to you about organ donation. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3360 Your basic metabolic results are back. Your electrolytes all look fine but your glucose is through the roof. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3361 Do you mind if we eat any post-op crumbs? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3362 Too much Ginger? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3363 The lab results indicate sweetness, crispness, and a strong ginger flavor. So we'll eat you. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3364 These specialists concur. Your running days are over. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3365 Looks like my practice is about to crumble. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3366 And this patient is suffering from gingeritis. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
3367 I have a diagnosis, and it's a crumby one. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3368 I know it’s all your friends do, but you need to stop getting baked. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3369 Your condition is really crumby. I'm afraid you need to go back in the oven. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3370 What we've got here is a textbook case of glutenosis 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3371 You really need to up your cardio. I would suggest you run, run as fast as you can. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3372 You've run from a little old lady, and a little old man, and from a pig, and a dog, and a cow. It's probably just fatigue. But just to be sure, Dr. Fox just wants to have a look. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3373 We’ve decided to harvest you at the office party. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
3374 At your age, your self-raising days are probably over. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3375 Consider yourself lucky that I put Santa on a diet. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
3376 But on the upside, your organ donations will vastly benefit culinary science. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
3377 Your health is crumbling. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3378 Are you a nonpareil donor? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3379 Unfortunately, the rest of your family burned 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3380 I suspect exhaustion from prolonged running--and failure to pre-heat the oven. 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
3381 It's just a small spoon. You won't feel a thing. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3382 Classic example of cookie cutter medicine. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3383 Our diagnosis is that you've lost your ginger. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3384 You can run as fast as you can, but we're still going to eat you. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3385 Our testing confirms you have a very high calorie count. Fortunately, there is a cure. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3386 I'd have to agree that running away was a half-baked idea. But your friends are willing to fix that. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3387 So we all voted, and to get a proper diagnosis, we’ll need to eat one arm. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3388 The good news: You survived. The bad news: You are tasteless. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3389 And she then stuck WHAT! into you? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3390 We're all very sorry for the half baked diagnosis ten minutes ago. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3391 Does anyone in your family have a history of causing diabetes? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3392 You will be treated gingerly by The Surgical Team. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3393 It was a cooking school mistake! No one thought to give you a sex.... 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3394 Who ate your Ding-A-Ling?? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3395 We’ll start a molasses IV. Don’t expect results before the end of January. 1.2742 0.08022 62 51 5 6
3396 I'm sorry, but you're not going to be able to run as fast as you could. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
3397 I know you asked for a Baker's dozen. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
3398 So sorry, but one of the Nurses Aids ate your nose. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3399 Which nurse said it was OK to eat all of the cookies? 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3400 We’ll get you soft and chewy in no time 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3401 At least he has enough dough to pay for the hospital bill 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3402 Should we do a taste test? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3403 This case presented with third degree burns, high blood sugar, and a mild spatula contusion. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
3404 A transfusion of molasses will have you back to run, run, running as fast as you can. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3405 You collapsed from a sugar, salt, and butter deficiency. We can fix that. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3406 I'm referring you to our food services team. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3407 Ten minutes at 350 degrees and he should be ready to go! 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3408 I hate to tell you this, but you're about to meet your Creators. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3409 You can eat the cast in 6-8 weeks. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3410 Your diagnosis is half-baked. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3411 Hospital security tells me you're quite the runner Mr. Breadman.... 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3412 According to our team of... experts, we will never know what's wrong without tasting. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3413 I’m sorry, but I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is that it’s terminal. The good news is that you’re delicious. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3414 The good news is that my esteemed colleagues believe you will survive the tasting mostly intact. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3415 My diagnosis is not "half baked"... 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3416 The patient complains he continues to run as fast as he can, but lately, they seem to be able to catch him. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
3417 I am afraid your half-baked. There is nothing we can do. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3418 I'd like to apologize for my ignorantly assuming you were related to the Muffin Man. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3419 Sorry, but you won’t be able to have children. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
3420 He was a casualty of the war on Christmas. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3421 We're attributing the high fever to being in an oven. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3422 Well, Mr. President, I am afraid your cognitive test shows that you are full of cookie dough. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
3423 We've struggled to get his blood sugar under control. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3424 Our team of specialists will be making adjustments to your recipe. Unfortunately, it is going to cost you a lot of dough. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
3425 20 minutes at 350 degrees, and you’ll be right as rain! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3426 We're happy to tell you this, your tests are back and it's conclusive, you're One Smart Cookie. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3427 Your temperature seems high -- but you might just be warm from the oven. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3428 We've scheduled to amputation to coincide with the holiday party. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
3429 Do you recognize the cook who over-baked you? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
3430 You didn't run as fast as you can. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3431 Our diagnosis is you were given the wrong recipe. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3432 We didn't think anything could catch you- but somehow you caught a yeast infection. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3433 I'm sorry, but you're half-baked. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
3434 Surprisingly, it turns out to be more of a sodium problem than a glucose problem. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
3435 He was running and running as fast as he could, and then something must have snapped. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
3436 I'm prescribing a dollop of whipped cream. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3437 They feel that you are stale. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3438 Nothing a few days in bread won't cure. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
3439 This patient's sugar is too high. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3440 Unfortunately, even you cannot outrun this diagnosis. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3441 My, you look well enough to eat. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3442 You should cut out gluten and sugar. Ironically, you are gluten and sugar. That’s all we have so far. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3443 If you were baked any longer, you would have died. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3444 We're still doing tests...it's the first one we caught 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3445 It’s very rare, Mr. Jones, but I’m afraid you’ve managed to catch The Gingerbread Man. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3446 We're just going to run some tests to make sure you're delicious. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3447 Overcooked, are we? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3448 I don't know if we should contact the the American Medical Asociation or the Food Network 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
3449 It looks like they did finally catch you. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3450 You'll be fine, but your house did not survive the holidays. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3451 I'm afraid the gumdrops are terminal 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3452 I'm afraid he's crumbling before our eyes. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3453 … and these tests must be run, run as fast as you can. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3454 I'm afraid it's time for dessert. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3455 I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do about the burns. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
3456 For the sake of control, we're going to need you to submit to a taste test. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3457 Our consensus is to release you as you fear of being eaten is unfounded. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3458 We've got some bad news. Let's just say the term "man" may have been incorrectly assumed. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3459 Five cc's of ginger and you'll snap out of it. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3460 Clearly a nasty break. But, students, was it the chute or was it the ladder? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3461 Your sugars are high, but your ginger and cinnamon are low. They're here to beat you again. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3462 I'm afraid that you have the brittleness that comes with old age. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3463 Now do you understand why gluten is bad for you? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3464 It's an experimental procedure, but we've assembled a crackerjack team. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3465 The specialists say you're only half-baked, so you can't run away. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3466 The results are back, and as we feared, you're going to need a new gum drop. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3467 You have the best prostate team in Candy Land. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3468 I am afraid you will not be doing any running for awhile. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3469 We tried everything, but unfortunately that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3470 Let me assure you. You are a man, of sorts. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3471 I am afraid we are going to have to take a bite. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3472 Are you allergic to baking soda? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
3473 Sir, your sugars have been looking a bit high. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
3474 Mr. Gingerbread, I'm afraid you've sustained second degree burns after exposure to 350 degrees for 8-10 minutes. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
3475 We gave him an infusion of gluten so he's tasting much better, now. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3476 You’re a lucky man. If you had been brought in 10 minutes later, the cafeteria would’ve been closed. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3477 After all the tests, the indications are that the holidays were just too much for you. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
3478 Fortunately, we caught him early. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3479 You're just paranoid because you got too baked. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3480 We're gonna have to turn you over and leave you in for another ten minutes. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3481 How long have you been allergic to ginger? 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3482 Let's talk about sugar. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3483 We are pleased with how you turned out. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
3484 We have to cut the gluten out 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3485 I say a dash of yeast and he'll rise right out of bed. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3486 This patient presents a number of unique symptoms. This won't be just another cookie cutter operation. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3487 It appears that you have a very strong intolerance for gluten. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3488 So far all attempts at treatment have been pretty half-baked. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3489 The MRI gave him flashbacks. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3490 It doesn’t look good, but we’ll do our best to sugarcoat it. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3491 After the molasses transfusion, his cinnamon and ginger levels returned to normal. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3492 Now that we've caught you, we'll get you well as fast as we can. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3493 If you do not want to keep getting injured, I suggest you move out of the bakery. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3494 He has a temperature of 200 degrees. I'd say he is half baked. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3495 The good knews is you survived the holidays. The bad knews is we've all given up on our resolutions to diet. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3496 ... and this patient has a classic confectious disease. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
3497 Are you willing to sign a Consent to Treat? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3498 The patient has bad knees so we iced them. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3499 The good news: You're alive and we are creators. The bad news: This is a children's hospital and you're the spoonful of sugar that makes the medicine go down. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3500 YOU'RE BAKED! WE'RE MOVING YOU TO REHAB. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
3501 You were a quarter gone, and yes, the fox is in custardy. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
3502 These specialists will help test the biopsy. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3503 Looks like an attack by the cookie cutter, but with a little dough our team of skilled professionals can patch you up. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3504 We have excellent news. You’re cured, thee gingerbread transplant was completely successful and everyone is ready to celebrate in the cafeteria. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
3505 Let's try a little icing 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3506 Your condition is getting batter. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
3507 Hang in there, Ginger. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3508 I am delighted to inform you that you are completely gluten free! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3509 We thought it was anaemia, but it turns out he's just gluten-free. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3510 Well, it's not a cookie cutter diagnosis 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3511 We found him flat on a cookie sheet mumbling over and over, "Run, run as fast as you can!" 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3512 The good news is Christmas season is over. The bad news is the local culinary school is focusing on desserts this semester. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3513 Bed rest will mean no running as fast as you can. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3514 "We can't cure you, so we're going to eat you. 1.2656 0.07793 64 53 5 6
3515 The tests show that your brown sugar-count is a bit on the high side. But the good news: that'll go back to normal after the holidays. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
3516 I’m Dr. Fox. Our team of residents will be doing rounds of observation and tasting today. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3517 Running away only works in children's story books. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3518 Fascinating. It seems that you actually CAN catch the gingerbread man 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3519 We've had to call in Confection Control. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3520 Team, we need to approach the topic gingerly, it looks like the patient is in a crumby mood. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3521 I brought in some experts because your blood sugar levels are out of control 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3522 The prognosis is yummy. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3523 Let's not sugarcoat this. No more gluten. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3524 I'm afraid your ginger has snapped. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3525 Your insurance coverage won't cover a baker's dozen so we'll do our best. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3526 Our cardiologist recommends running away as fast as you can. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3527 He has a culinary heart disease, but hey, that's the way cookie crumbles 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3528 I'm sorry, but it's bad news. We have to remove both your sugar and glucose. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3529 This time, you caught something. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3530 These specialists would like to speak to you about ingredient donation. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3531 We just want your recipe for good health. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
3532 You're perfectly edible 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
3533 Give us a taste of your condition. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
3534 I heard you were complaining about their breadside manner. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3535 I have some bad news. You wouldn't live past Christmas. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3536 If we're going to figure out why he’s so stiff, more testing is kneaded. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3537 'It seems the gender reorientation procedure won't be necessary, sir. The tests show you're already made of sugar, spice, and all things nice.' 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3538 Symptoms include brittle extremities, foaming at mouth & eyes and secretions of ginger. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3539 They want to know if you are an organ donar. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3540 Preliminary tests indicate his sugar is too high. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3541 Despite what you think, you are not allergic to gluten. 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
3542 Actually, we're not sure we can save either leg. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3543 We can bake him better, faster, chewier. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3544 What happened after you said, "I'm the Gingerbread Man, you can't catch me...?" 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3545 Now class, here we have your typical "ginger-bed" man. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3546 He keeps muttering about being gluten-free, but I don’t believe him. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
3547 I’m afraid you were baked in a facility that processes tree nuts. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3548 I’m feeling a little burned out. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
3549 The treatment plan calls for butter instead of lard and after ten minutes in a 350° you'll be done. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3550 We believe two tablespoons of molasses will relieve your lethargy and palor. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3551 Your back in Candyland Hospital where you started. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3552 They tell me you’re feeling crumby. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3553 This operation will be easy as pie. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3554 The tests show he's not burnt. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3555 The chefs and I have concluded that you have a yeast infection. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3556 He has no health insurance, so we called you guys in. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3557 We’ll have you run, run, running just as fast as we can. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
3558 As your primary physician, I don't appreciate all the second opinions. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3559 Our experts feel you may be susceptible to consumption, but we need to conduct a taste test to be sure. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3560 You have an advanced case of Gingevitis 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3561 We recommend you be treated gingerly. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3562 Your current labs indicate high fructose corn syrup is killing you. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
3563 Unfortunately, our tests are conclusive that you're not a smart cookie. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3564 These people are here to help with the arrangements if the surgery is unsuccessful. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3565 While the fork incident was regrettable, it was a teaching moment. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3566 We think it was caused by inferior substituted ingredients. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3567 He looks like crap but he smells good. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3568 The lab results are in, and you're delicious. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3569 Actually, sequential amputation has proven to be a widely accepted and satisfactory procedure. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3570 We'll have to do a DNA test: these people are all claiming parentage! 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3571 We're not certain what's wrong. But your gluten levels are sky-high. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3572 My colleagues and I are pleased to announce that you've been approved for gluten-reassignment surgery. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
3573 I'm proud to say that we can, and did, catch you. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3574 Clearly an over dose of ginger bread. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3575 The subject has a half-baked idea that he could use some extra spice in his life. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3576 “You beat the Fox by a nose but it seems he kept it as a consolation prize”. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
3577 The consensus is you've had a Maillard reaction, nothing a cold glass of milk can't fix. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3578 We've decided that you should cut back on your ginger supplements. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3579 We have him on an all-carb diet. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3580 Helping with your case let me introduce members of the AMA Culinary Advisory Board. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3581 We're hear to remove your glutton... 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
3582 Think of all the stomachs you could ease by donating. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3583 Sir, we have some bad news. You're health is crumbling. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3584 So, your chief complaint is that you're feeling crummy? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3585 He’s a medical marijuana gingerbread that can’t get out of bed. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3586 I'm putting this down as an accidental overdose of crystallized ginger. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3587 So the good new is, it looks like we can save your head. The bad news is you're going to lose a leg. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3588 You had a close call. They accidentally used gluten flour. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3589 At first glance I'd say we have to treat him very gingerly 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3590 Congrats, you are good to be eaten again. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3591 You'll never run, run as fast as you can again. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3592 No, we said anise, not hospice! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3593 If the operation is a success, you won't get caught again. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3594 Have you considered a gluten free diet? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3595 They brought you in because your temperature went to 475 degrees for 30 minutes 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3596 I am Dr. Jones. This is my staff. And you are in a shelter for battered boys. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3597 We'd like to see some more exercise to get your sugar levels down. Have you tried running? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3598 Sorry, we’re out of gingerbread penises. How about oatmeal? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3599 Your sugar level is up. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3600 Well, we caught you. Now what do you have to say for yourself? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
3601 In your case cookbook medicine IS what's called for. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3602 It's a bad case of gingeritis. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3603 OK, let's see your cookies. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
3604 He has no insurance. Does he have enough dough? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3605 I ran, I ran as fast as I could, but they couldn't catch me. I'm the Gingerbread Man. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3606 So, your were running as fast as you can when you felt the chest pains. And then they caught you. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3607 Your sugar is high, but your ginger is fine 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3608 We'll insert the toothpick just below your third button. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3609 We'll do the transplant as soon as we can catch your donor. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3610 Good news, your condition is not terminal...Bad news, our experts have determined that you are edible. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3611 You're here because your ground cinnamon level was dangerously low. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3612 I'm afraid your days in the kitchen are over. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
3613 Mr bread appears to be suffering from a severe yeast infection. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3614 Let's reduce the ginger in his herbal colonic . 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3615 Now this case takes the biscuit. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3616 Now that you're gluten free, you don't have to worry about being chased. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3617 My prognosis is that you will be digested with no complications. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3618 We're switching you to milk IV. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3619 Have you tried cream cheese and jelly? 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3620 I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3621 We believe you may have an icing deficiency. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
3622 Are you feeling crumby? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3623 We're going to have to take your arms and legs. But we'll do it gingerly. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3624 What you have is not very common, so we called in some specialists. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3625 They agree, you are under baked. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3626 The pastry chefs pulled you out of the oven just in time! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3627 - - and this is a patient with a temperature of 375 degrees for 1 hour". 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3628 Good News! The panel has approved the transplant of your gumdrop buttons. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3629 When he dies his body will be donated to culinary science 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3630 Your lab results are back - very high levels of flour. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3631 Don’t worry, we’ll have you back up and edible in no time. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3632 On three, run as fast as you can. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3633 I'm afraid the surgery is going to cost you some dough. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
3634 His burns are fairly minor, give him 8 ounces of milk and call me in the morning. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3635 We're raising your sucrose levels. You'll be edible in just a few hours. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3636 If he doesn't rise by morning, I am afraid he will have to face the knife. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3637 I've brought in another set of cooks. They promised that this time they won't leave you half baked. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3638 We’ll be letting six contestants compete for the best version of your procedure. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3639 'I expect you'll feel a little ginger for a few days.' 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3640 For diagnostic purposes, these specialists need to run some taste tests. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3641 The good news is, you're cured. The bad news is, we're here to eat you. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3642 My colleagues report your sugar levels are extremely high 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3643 Going near a glass of milk could be lethal. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3644 Our group of engineers have baked you to be bigger, faster, and tastier! 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3645 I’m afraid there is a bit of bad news today... 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3646 Ladies and gentleman, get this man on a thread mill so he can run as fast as he can! 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3647 Our team of expert advisors ha e determined you have been running too fast. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3648 Do you agree we can rule out low blood sugar? 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
3649 Mr. Breadman, or may I call you “Ginger”? On rounds, we estimate a short self life prognosis. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
3650 He's another casualty of Dessert Storm! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3651 Sorry, that's just the way you crumbled. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3652 Test results are in. You are stale and about to crumble! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3653 I'm sorry, your freshness expires in two days. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3654 He ran, ran as fast as he can. That put him here. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3655 The amputation will start with your head and progress from there. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3656 They're here to apply icing. I'm here to eat your face. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3657 Nothing to be alarmed over, we just need to take some more molasses. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3658 remember, this can't be just any old cookie cutter diagnosis ! 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3659 'Would you describe the pain as sharp, dull, or gingery?" 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3660 I wouldn't say your prognosis is poor, but there is debate concerning your shelf life amongst my team. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3661 Good news. The genderbread reassignment surgery was a success. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3662 The team is pleased to let you know that we've stabilized your ginger levels. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3663 We forgot to give him a bed pan, so now he has a soggy bottom. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3664 Run, run, as fast as you can, we can't cover you, you have a pre-existing condition. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3665 I've consulted with my experts, and we've decided that for the next few weeks you have to be handled rather gingerly. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3666 Would you like to become an organ donor? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3667 We're going to try icing. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3668 Culinary science may be our only option. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3669 Will that be baked or fried? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3670 Half-baked. He'll have to go back in. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3671 your gluten count is dangerously low... 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3672 The ginger in your system is extraordinarily high and that's how the cookie crumbles! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3673 Don't worry, we put the gluten back in you. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3674 He's been running a fever of 350 degrees now for about 25 minutes. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
3675 We rarely see someone in your condition last into January. We think you might be lacking flavor. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3676 I'm sorry, I thought you said "gingivitis." 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3677 Reiterating, you lose the sugary buttons and we install the walnuts dipped in low-fat yogurt. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3678 Miraculously you survived the fox attack, but the hospital chefs would like your permission to be served up for tonight's dessert. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
3679 Your head reattachment was a success, but you could still snap at any moment. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3680 Good news! We've reviewed all your test results and found you are only half-baked. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3681 Don't worry I've got the best bakers working with me. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3682 "I've called in the best specialists that the culinary institute has to offer". 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3683 The good news is, we were able to cut out the sugar. The bad news is, you taste terrible now. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3684 You can’t use me for your dessert I’ve got ginger Vytis! 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3685 Your test results came back positive. You're vegan. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3686 We all agree that the expiration date doesn’t necessarily mean a lack of quality. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3687 If you don't want to sign the organ donor consent form right now, I'll understand. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3688 Tests indicate an abnormally high level of allspice. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3689 He was admitted yesterday evening in acute psychological distress after witnessing his family being eaten. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3690 His sugar level is a bit low. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3691 We will cure you with a larger cookie cutter. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3692 You drank a total of 4 litres of milk. You're lucky you didn't lose any of your buttons. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3693 My colleagues, we have 6 months to get our patient dancing backwards in heels. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3694 Are you willing to be a donor? 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
3695 I've ordered an autopsy. Who has the cookie cutter? 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3696 You'll be OK as soon as we can figure out the ending in the postmodern version. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3697 Run, run, as fast as you can but feel free to seek a second opinion. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3698 Yes, I think he is fit and ready to apply for a Cabinet position. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3699 Don't worry, we just want to take one small bite.... 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
3700 Well Humpty, where all the king’s horses and all the king’s men failed, all the king’s chefs really outdid themselves. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3701 Don't worry, everyone feels flat now and then. 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
3702 After you sign the consent form, we are going to make you anatomically correct. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3703 My diagnosis: Gingeritis 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3704 This is a confection we need to treat treat gingerly. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3705 Don’t lift anything more than 10 pounds. And be sure to walk. Gingerly. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3706 The prognosis is good. You should be out of the oven in less than ten minutes. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3707 The costs are covered, you're edible for Medicaid. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3708 The problem is, you are gluten free. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3709 So you say his temperature was well above 350 when your team pulled him from his house? 1.2542 0.07868 59 49 5 5
3710 My name is Dr. Mueller. I'd like to ask you a few questions. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3711 And now I present the interesting case of a man who suddenly snapped... 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
3712 It was a success. You are now gluten free. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3713 ...and about your gluten free diet... 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3714 Don't worry, we won't have to remove any buttons. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3715 It’s time for your icing treatment. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3716 You will feel much better when you are cooked. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3717 I'm gonna have to ask you to cut down on the sweets. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3718 He’s got the dough to pay for the surgery. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3719 I'm afraid it's your gumdrop buttons. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3720 We determined that you are half-baked. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3721 Your running days are over and your best by date is today. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3722 I'm afraid it's a ginger deficiency. 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
3723 These five insist you were inbred 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3724 Get me a cup of hot chocolate - Stat! 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3725 I'm consulting with some specialists. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3726 Apparently, there was a problem with conversion to the Metric system. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3727 Nasty fall, but he'll be edible for the holiday. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3728 Have you thought about being an organ donor? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
3729 Don’t worry I brought in a team of specialists 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3730 I wouldn't be too worried, you don't seem to ever expire 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3731 It is our clinical opinion that we will need to remove at least one leg for testing. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
3732 You can run away from the little old woman and the little old man, but you can't run away from high cholesterol. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3733 We don't think you are batter. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3734 Ginger, snap out of it. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3735 We need to talk about the sugar and fat levels in your bloodstream. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
3736 It's a gifted team of bakers diagnosing difficult cases. We call it Toll House. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
3737 Ok, next time let's just double the ginger 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3738 It's unanimous, cut back on fiber. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3739 His sugar level is dangerously low. Get an IV ready and set the operating room to 425°F. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3740 Your brown sugar level is elevated. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3741 No worries, these folks say that you've never had one. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3742 You're sweeter than before, but you'll no longer be able to run as fast as you can. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3743 I’m NOT pressuring you, Sir; I’ve simply asked a few colleagues to come help me pitch organ donation one last time. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3744 We're waiting for the candlestick maker. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3745 I'm afraid we'll have to amputate 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3746 My consultants agree that you need more ginger and less bread. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3747 It’s not what you think, I.C.U. Is the icing the cookies unit . 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3748 His A1C is off the charts. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3749 Well, techically speaking, I guess it is cookbook medicine. Does this bother you? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3750 That was a bad fall you had, but our expert bakery staff will have you back to your old shelf in no time! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3751 - If I don't make it, please cremate me. - Of course, sir. Well done or golden brown? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3752 These bakers concur...there's a serious ginger and bread imbalance. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3753 You came very close to being completely overbaked. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3754 The frosting transplant was a success, but your house needs some work 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3755 Your lab results are back. I'm afraid your condition is fatal: the results confirm you are sweet and crunchy 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3756 The surgery went well. If you’re diligent about physical therapy, in a few months you should be able to run, run, run as fast as you ever could. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3757 Made with too much sugar. He didn’t know he was dietetic. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3758 Here we have an adult, gingerbread, male presenting with symptoms indicative of severe lactose intolerance... 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3759 From now on, they want to be called 'gingerbread one.' 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3760 But that's when we heard something snap. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3761 Your ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg levels are slightly elevated, but your pituitory hormones are off the chart! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3762 You may have run, run as fast as you can, but apparently we could catch you, gingerbread man. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3763 It says here you're an organ donor... 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3764 Before you run away again, we'd like to tell you something. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3765 Let's share him. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3766 Preliminary tests show he's half baked but still yummy. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3767 Only thing that can catch him now is time 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3768 It appears you've run, run, as fast as you can, into the side of a bus. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3769 I'm sorry, but you're not going to get any better. Your 'Best By' date has come and gone! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3770 We have determined that your running as fast as you can regimen is a recipe for disaster. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3771 You are looking quite inedible this morning. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3772 one last request, chef - I want my crumbs to be spread over your key lime pie. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3773 My colleagues are here to talk to you about becoming an organ donor. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3774 Worst case of Gingervitis we've seen in years. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3775 We're concerned about your molasses/brown suger ratio, so I've brought in some experts to consult. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3776 The good news is that you have tasty buttons. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3777 All tests are conclusive. He's definitely a sweet guy. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3778 Im sorry, but you have diabetes. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3779 Diagnosis: burnt. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3780 Based on the test results, I'm afraid that you'll have to stop running as fast as you can. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3781 Although we found most of your information to be quite precise, your salt levels being "To Taste" will require further testing. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3782 Good news you'll be here for the great bake off, bad news you'll never make it past Christmas! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3783 I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Bread, but you're not done. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3784 This patient is diagnosed with excessive cinnamon overdose. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3785 We would like you to donate your body to be part of a gingerbread house. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3786 We considered “doughy” a wholly inadequate diagnosis and appreciate your willingness to consult on this rare case. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3787 He threw his back out building his house. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3788 The operation was a success. You will now be known as Gingerbread Fluid. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3789 It doesn't look good. We're going to start with your head. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3790 With a sugar that high, you won't be around for long! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3791 Looks like his legs were bitten off. Mix up a batch of gingerbread batter and pre-teat the oven, stat! We're need to perform emergency leg replacement baking - no cookie cutter baking here - we have to be unique and creative 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3792 I think he’s just baked 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3793 We've decided to unplug you, then eat you. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3794 The good news, you still have all your limbs. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3795 The test results are back....your running days are over. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3796 No more cutting is needed. We feel if you just keep icing... 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3797 Five more minutes at 350 then don’t call me late for dinner. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3798 This is not your average cookie cutter case 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3799 Unfortunately, re-frosting isn't covered by your plan. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3800 We'll just need to update your Advance Directive before we start your next heat treatment. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3801 ...and lastly, our kitchen staff, thrilled by the occasion of your celebrity here, wanted to know how you felt about the new apple crisp recipe. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3802 Congratulations, you have successfully undergone the first trans-ginger operation. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3803 What we have here is an advaced case of gingervitis. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3804 Prognosis: Delicious 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3805 The Good news is you don’t have the flu, you have a yeast infection 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3806 He’s allergic to ginger. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3807 We can give you milk for the pain, but it may spoil your shelf-life. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3808 We've all decided to go in on a house. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3809 Your friends here think you may be suffering from a nutmeg overdose. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3810 After exhaustive tasting, we feel that you need more spice in your life. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3811 See what happens when you encourage a cookie to "run as fast as you can". 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3812 We think that the problem is that the dish ran away with the spoon 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3813 Yes yes we know you're not gluten free. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3814 They're consulting pastry chefs helping us get rid of those nasty marshmallows on your chest 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3815 I am sorry Mr Dough but you will have to accept our cookies policy before we can do anything 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3816 According to our results, he’s baked. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3817 Except for Ms Sugar Cookie, this is the worst Type 2 case I’ve seen. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3818 Of course, we realize now it was ‘injured head’ not ‘gingerbread’. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3819 He wants a gender change so we can call her Ginger Roger's. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3820 It says here that you asked to speak with your team from The Witness Protection Program. What are you concerned about specifically? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3821 And did you say you typically obtained your supply of Triple Acting Baking Powder under the table? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3822 Good news, the tests are back and you are officially gluten free. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3823 And you're gluten free. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3824 I've brought my team of experts. Congratulations! They have decided you are fully baked and they will be able to do the transgender reassignment frosting in the morning. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3825 It's not a fever if you're supposed to be 350 degrees. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3826 I’m afraid we’re going to have run run run some more tests. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3827 I'm afraid we have to do some more tastes. I mean, tests. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3828 Should we call you Ginger or mister Bread? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3829 Have you ever been told that life expectancy for gingerbread men is very low? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3830 Well, it finally caught up with you. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3831 I see you're here for gender reassignment surgery. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3832 I warned you to watch your carbs. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3833 They want you to donate your organs to Cordon Bleu. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3834 Thank you for donating your body to science — we're ready for your left arm. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3835 Let's set up the ginger beer IV. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3836 We got it. We got all the gluten. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3837 We've assembled the finest surgical team for your condition. This isn't some cookie-cutter operation. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3838 He has a serious condition of dehydration. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3839 I meant turn my hair ginger 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3840 We can do the transgender program, if you have the dough. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3841 Take two raisins and call us in the morning. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3842 We have raisin to think that you are only half-baked. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3843 The Candy Man could. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3844 Everyone here is concerned about your blood sugar levels... 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3845 I'm afraid too many cooks in the Kitchen spoiled the batter 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3846 It's a seasonal sprinkle pox. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3847 We're going to have to amputate both legs. But my colleagues assure me they'll be delicious. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3848 Seems to be a nice bake, good crumb, wonderful color but I think he's suffering from a ginger deficiency. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3849 IT'S A MAJOR OPERATION,BUT WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK AT THE BAKERY IN A SNAP. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3850 I agree with the specialists, let's try 100 cc's of cold milk at bedtime and see how you react! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3851 No, really, I'm Dr. Fox. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3852 We think you're just dehydrated. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3853 Have you tried icing it yet? 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3854 He was running from the baker and his wife too, till he pulled his hamstring, and was brought to the ICU 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3855 I've got some bad news, Ginger. There's nothing we can do. It's just the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3856 They're ready to do the biopsies now. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3857 I’m afraid you’re going to have to go back into the oven for ten minutes. You had too many cooks. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3858 Since when do you feel burnt out? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3859 The cafeteria in this teaching hospital is a culinary school. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3860 Sir, your erectile dysfunction can be cured with a glass of milk. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3861 The patient is an aged man who is alleged to have eaten too much gingerbread. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3862 Your arm will have to come off. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3863 We are going to need you to go gluten free. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3864 Have you thought, maybe, about assisted suicide? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3865 I'm Dr. Fox. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3866 We recommend that you run, run, run, just as fast as you can. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3867 The baking went fine, but now we have to cut you open to see how you taste. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3868 There's nothing that twenty minutes in the oven won't fix. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3869 We need a stool sample. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3870 Let us reassure you Mr. Cookie, you are not Gingerbread man. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3871 You ran as fast as you can.. Why? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3872 It turns out it was only a yeast infection. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3873 This man needs 2 liters of icing stat... 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3874 We’ve decided to cut back on the sugar 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3875 You may lose some flexibility. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3876 Unresponsive ... Noncompliant ... Flat affect ... 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3877 The uninsured get cookie cutter health care. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3878 I rearranged the gumdrops however this is the first trans-ginger operation we’ve ever attempted. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3879 I'm afraid at your age you're too stale for anymore run run running. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3880 We're glad to see you rise. You had the worst yeast infection I've ever seen. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3881 After extensive review, we agree that you are ..... ginger deficient. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3882 Look doctors I think I have amnesia and besides I refuse to believe that I am the real Gingerbread man. Whats with the chef hats? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3883 I'll clip your hemorrhoids, then they'll handle the icing and sprinkles. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3884 I need you to try and absorb what I'm about to tell you. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3885 He was supposed to be a brownie! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3886 The taste test came back positive. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3887 It turns out coronary heart disease *can* catch you, Mr. Gingerbread Man. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3888 We’ve all decided to sign your organ donor card. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3889 We decided to share you with a glass of milk. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3890 I'm sorry, but you'll never walk or run again. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3891 No there not doctors, but the fact that your awake creates a problem. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3892 You pulled your glutinous maximus. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3893 I did have to consult some out of network providers. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3894 Great news! Your burns are not serious. You can leave today to be the tempting treat intended by your bakers... 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3895 We realize you can run faster than anyone can but you're still going to have to take the fitness test. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3896 I've ordered a Molasses Drip to start right away...by this time tomorrow you should be feeling ginger enough to check out and go home. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3897 35 minutes at 350 degrees. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3898 The bad news is you have second-degree burns. The good news is you’re gluten-free. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3899 Your sugar levels are off the charts. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3900 So, you’re saying if I decline treatment, I go with them? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3901 This patient is severely hypoglycemic, bitter and completely inedible. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3902 I'm afraid the ginger bread in your body is rejecting the whipped cream in your buttons. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3903 Everything went well. But, now you have to run as fast as you can. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3904 We have located the source of your gluten allergy. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3905 After all these years, I now find out I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3906 These chefs insist they baked you to perfection and you're just pretending to be sick. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3907 I may seem racist, but at least it is not going to generate any more inane Trump comments. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3908 Sorry we need to end treatment. We just found out that you don't have enough dough . 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3909 According to our tests, you appear to be over-baked. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3910 We’ve put together a unique team to manage your condition 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3911 If I show you this invoice Mr. Gingerbread Man, will you run, run as fast you can? 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3912 "The prognosis is grim. Snacks anyone? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3913 You're critically stale, sir, but a quick zap in our new microwave should fix you right up. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3914 In his mind he's always been a gummy bear. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3915 It appears that you aren't able to outrun everything. I'm going to advise you to be on tray rest for the next few weeks. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3916 We're sorry sir, but without insurance you don't have enough dough. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3917 I'm sorry to say this, but the consensus of the experts is that there is something radically wrong with your feet. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3918 The Residents from the culinary team will be observing today. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3919 We think the best course of action is a gluten-free transfusion. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3920 "If you've got insurance coverage, we can consider options other than eating you"... 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3921 We are going to sugar coat this, it's just the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3922 He's not a cake, you should not bake him as fast as you can. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3923 The surgery is quite simple, we are going to liposuction all the fats and sugars from your body and turn you into a tasteless wafer 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3924 You can't cure me, I'm the gingerbread man. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3925 Your surgical team asked me to give you the good news. It was just s raisin. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3926 Now would be a good time to decide if you want to be a organ donor. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3927 I have bad news. Your sugar level is high and none of us can help you anymore. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3928 I’m prescribing a teaspoon of vanilla. Call my office in the morning if he isn’t better by then. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3929 You have gingervitis. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3930 I'm sorry mr. Trump but apparently the dye in your spray on tan was made from real Ginger. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3931 It's an experimental treatment. But in two weeks, you will be able to run, run, as fast as you can. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3932 I don't think he will be around long. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3933 So we figured, what's more organic than bringing you to life? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3934 The operation was a success, Ginger. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
3935 I’m afraid that we can not postpone the amputation beyond tea time. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3936 Are you feeling ginger this morning? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3937 You were born without one and these nose reconstruction specialists can help. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3938 You need to cut back on cinnamon. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
3939 We don't want to see you back here again. Cut down on your ginger, lose 10 pounds and run, run, as fast as you can. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3940 Well, I can't cure his sweet tooth, but he sure can help cure mine. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3941 He is one gram shy of being obese 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3942 He's trans-ginger. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
3943 Should the worst happen, would you like to donate your candy buttons to culinary school? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3944 You asked fora second opinion. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3945 We need to taste, er, take a sample of you. To test. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3946 We are happy to inform you, Mr.Gingerbread, that we have found a perfect match for your gumdrop transplant. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3947 You survived the cinnamon challenge. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3948 ...and so, that is the bad news, and I am very sorry. The good news is that the residents and I agree you are quite delicious. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3949 You're an organ donor right? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3950 He couldn't outrun the flu. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3951 Your exam results indicate you're over-yeasted and under-baked. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3952 Stop worrying. It's just a yeast infection. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3953 According to insurance, he's run out of dough. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3954 And now it's spreading, fast as fast can be. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3955 The good news is, your sugar level is elevated. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3956 Looks like he has a rare case of gingivitis. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
3957 The raisin appears to be benign. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3958 You have an elevated glucose count. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3959 And then what did the sly fox say? 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
3960 Your discharge will be delayed as we’ve decided to run more taste tests 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3961 I'm glad we caught you. Is this a good time? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3962 I'd like you to meet your parents. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3963 Too much bread, not enough ginger. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3964 I'm afraid the cooks used the wrong recipe. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3965 We're going to need a sample, I'm afraid it's ginger snap. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3966 Some of my consultants think you have a Baker's cyst. 1.2456 0.08026 57 48 4 5
3967 Unfortunately, your previous diagnosis is half-baked at best. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3968 I'm so sorry Nancy, but we screwed-up. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3969 He says he is 'half-baked.' Do we think he needs a pastry consult? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3970 Were going to need to take a few biopsies 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3971 Miss Entenmann, it's about your reassignment surgery. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3972 At least they can't catch you. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3973 Yes, it's rare to catch gingerbread but you're out of shape. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3974 I'm otherwise feeling fine. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3975 We're simply going to run a few tests to see if we can determine how it is that you got caught 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3976 Unfortunately, the ACA doesn't cover the ICING you want to add. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3977 We’ve done a thorough assessment. It’s frost bite. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3978 We're not entirely sure; something just seemed to snap! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3979 Lucky for you, I've got some specialists with me on grand rounds today. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3980 Your not humpty dumpty but at least we put you back together again! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3981 What we have here is a recipe for disaster. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3982 The preliminary diagnosis here is "half baked" 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3983 Have you ever considered gumdrop donation? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3984 I think he needs moremolasses. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3985 In a state of unusual rapture Mrs.G bit off all his toes. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3986 Your days of run, running fast are over. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3987 As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling sleep, he found himself transformed into a .... 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3988 Our goal here is to make you healthy. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3989 Remember? You donated your body to baking. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
3990 Yeah, he's not done yet. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3991 Let's start with his head. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3992 We will have a wife whipped up for you shortly. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3993 He was found passed out in the supermarket spice aisle 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3994 This clearly proves the assertion that you are what you eat. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3995 He tastes much better now. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3996 We have perfected a cookie cutter approach to surgery ! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3997 It says here you're listed as an organ donor, is that correct? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
3998 It's lucky we caught it when we did. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3999 And here’s the proof, you CAN get totally baked on medicinal weed! 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4000 Your cholesterol is over 1000 and it's delicious. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
4001 His legs need some icing. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4002 We feel your sugar is a bit low and that you should avoid milk at all costs. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4003 As you can see, he’s responding very well to the removal of his gluten. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4004 You were a cookie before the surgery, right? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4005 We're delighted to tell you you're edible. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4006 With the merger of our hospital and Andy's Bakery, our staff wanted to welcome you and review our new organ donation and no running clauses. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4007 What is this, some kind of sick joke? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4008 Gluten sensitivity. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4009 We're referring your case to The Muffin Man. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4010 He is requesting gender reassignment. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4011 You’re burnt! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4012 As you can imagine, his diabetes is quite advanced. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4013 After consulting these specialists it turns out your sugar level should be high and delicious. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4014 Looks like all that cholesterol finally caught up with you. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4015 Your sugar content is too high and your flour content has sifted 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4016 This is the most severe case of diabetes I’ve ever seen 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4017 We've decided to move you to a room with Humpty Dumpty. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4018 … And our final routine question: Are you a donor? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4019 His wife thinks he has poor taste. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4020 We are changing back to real butter. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4021 He didn’t OD, but when we found him he was baked 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
4022 First, what are the last four digits of your Social Security number? 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
4023 A yeast infection can make you feel bloated and light-headed. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
4024 We brought in some experts from another field 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4025 We'll have you frosted up and out of here in no time! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
4026 The procedure was a success, but you will always feel a bit crumby. Not wanting to rise is a normal reaction. Sorry, though, about your house. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
4027 Sorry, but Frosting will not prevent the Crumbling. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4028 It’s terminal dehydration. Sadly, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4029 It says on your drivers license that you’re an organ donor... 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4030 I'm Dr. Fox. Put your trust in me and I'll do my best to get you out of here quickly. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4031 We need to run a few more taste tests to see if you are fit to be served. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4032 The specialists say you've had too much sugar. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4033 The good news is that we were able to take the leftover material from your vasectomy and build you a house. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4034 Sprained his molasses, common ginjury. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4035 Good news! You'll be going home today to be eaten. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4036 Our prestigious staff is proud to announce that Molasses CAN be cured! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4037 Now tell me again, but slowly this time. You were all making ginger bread men, and then he did WHAT??!! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4038 Time of bake: 00:12. Or until slightly firm. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
4039 Your blood sugar has been a long time problem, so we're going to have to take your foot. The question before us: are you going to keep it, or...? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4040 I'm concerned about your high sugar and low salt levels. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4041 Ginger, we have determined that you are half baked. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4042 Your recovery couldn't have gone any better. You have an additional six months of shelf life. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
4043 I have good news and bad news about your leg transplants. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
4044 The surgery was a success; though, there's no guarantee you won't be caught. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4045 We all agree--you need to lay off the ginger ale. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
4046 Now here is an advanced case of gingervitis - and yes, it can be caught. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
4047 My mistake: I meant run, run as slow as you can. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4048 We found your parents. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4049 That's just the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4050 His sugar levels are dangerously high. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4051 I'm afraid you'll need prior authorization before your decorations can be completed. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
4052 He will be up and running in no time. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4053 With a generous application of icing, my team was able to reattach your leg , but fortunately we were able to hide the incision with red jimmies. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4054 Frankly our diagnosis is half-baked. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4055 Look what you can catch Mister Gingerbread Man 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4056 Your urinalysis came back positive for sugar. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4057 I am afraid we have bad news. You are gluten-free. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4058 Sadly, his glucose level is off the charts 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4059 Bad news: you have a gluten allergy. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4060 He's jammed up and jelly tight. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4061 No, we are not cookie monsters. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4062 And lastly, Mr. 'Man', is it? Would you, um, care to donate your organs... 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4063 Thank goodness you're here, these fools nearly overcooked you! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4064 Did you try icing him? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4065 You are now, officially, gluten free 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4066 "They're sorry, they really meant you to rise". 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4067 Your gumdrops will need to be replaced. I have every confidence in our surgical team and anticipate a complete recovery. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4068 I've consulted with the top bakers who will try to straighten you out. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4069 Our team of experts will determine whether you've gone stale 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4070 We'll have to proceed gingerly... 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4071 They tell me you're a very kneady person. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4072 Just before he was rushed here, he was yelling "I'm a quarter gone!" 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4073 I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover you for icing. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4074 We're sorry. The timer was acting up again. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4075 It’s because of their clove that you’re alive today. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4076 You're not insured for our provider network, so the "Iron Chef" test kitchen has agreed to take your case. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4077 How is he not dead already? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4078 Hospital rule -- no more than five parents in a patient's room at one time. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4079 Your butter and sugar levels are holding steady, but best to steer clear of holiday parties just to be safe. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4080 They came to batter you up. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4081 And your temperature was a nice 350 degrees. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4082 I've brought in four culinary specialists and their Master Chef mentor to determine why you can't rise. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4083 Thanks to the team we were able to get the icing preapproved. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4084 It's a miracle you're even alive. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4085 Obviously he is not as fast as he thinks. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4086 We need to raise your core temperature to 250 degrees. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4087 Long term your only concern is the crumbles. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4088 During the surgery we'll take a small piece from your side and make you a wife! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4089 We'll give you something for the crumbling. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4090 Are you ready to meet your creators? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4091 You have a crumby diagnosis... 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4092 Your blood sugar levels are distressingly high. First question, where did you get the blood? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4093 Good news! Our specialists have figured out how to reattach your ginger snaps. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4094 I'm afraid your insurance won't cover the costs of your surgery so our business office is here to discuss a payment plan. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4095 These folks are confused by your decision to run, run. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4096 How many children do you remember having? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4097 We conclude you're okay now, but in another two weeks you'll go stale. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4098 Diagnosis confirmed it's a soggy bottom. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4099 Mr. Brown is feeling slow as molasses in January. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4100 We’re reasonably certain that it may have something to do with the new recipe. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4101 Your cholesterol is fine, but I'm concerned about your gluten. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4102 It’s tough being a ginger. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4103 We’re so sorry, but it appears that you are about to reach your expiration date. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4104 It appears that running, running as fast as you can dangerously elevated your nutmeg levels. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4105 He’s not badly hurt, but his house has been half eaten. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4106 Next time remember to stretch before you run, run, run, as fast as you can. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4107 He looks pale. See if they have any ginger in the pharmacy. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4108 I experienced shortness of breath on my last run. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4109 Well, we caught him. Now what? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4110 I guess they caught me! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4111 This time it caught you. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4112 We wanted to know if you would like to donate your body parts. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4113 Good or bad news. You decide. There's a cake in the oven. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4114 The good news is that you are not paranoid. These experts assure me that people will indeed enjoy eating you. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4115 does ginger sound familiar? 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4116 There's no way to sugarcoat this- you're suffering from a failure to rise. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4117 The good news is that we think you'll make a delicious pie crust. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4118 This is what a molasses overdose looks like! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4119 Your burns aren't serious. I'd suggest soaking them in milk. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4120 Don't worry - we won't bite. We're just here for a few nibbles! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4121 We will have to teat you very gingerly. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4122 You ran and you ran ask fast as you "can" but I am afraid your running days are over. You have until lunchtime to get your affairs in order. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4123 When he told us that he was too baked, we didn't believe him. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4124 Until we can find a suitable donor, we have inserted some temporary marshmallow filling. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4125 I see, so your depression started when you were leftover in the breakroom after the holidays. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4126 Patient reports that he ran, ran, ran as fast as he could... 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4127 As we suspected, your ginger levels are through the roof. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4128 The good news is that you did run as fast as you could. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4129 This one suffered third-degree burns to the legs. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4130 We're so sorry. We didn't know you were gluten intolerant. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4131 What does that mean, convergent evolution? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4132 Our chef-doctors agree. A touch more baking soda and we'll have you up on your feet in no time 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4133 Our panel of specialists agree on your diagnosis - you have a case of "soggy bottom" 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4134 I'm afraid I have some crumby news for you. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4135 " You live on Drury Lane ". 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4136 We advise you stay off the organ donor list. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4137 We just don't have the dough to treat him here. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4138 It will be several months before we can get you in a house sufficient for people with your condition. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4139 I brought along our new interns who are hungry for some hands-on experience. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4140 Well, Mr. Man, the bakers here tell me that you're gluten-free, so I'm not surprised that you don't feel like yourself. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4141 Another 20 minutes in the oven and you'll be golden brown. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4142 Your sugar is much too high. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4143 Does the pastry chef have a view on a possible course of treatment? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4144 We all just wanted to say, we hope you're feeling batter. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4145 Needs more Allspice 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4146 He's complaining of being overbaked. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4147 Yes, we will treat you gingerly. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4148 We have to handle him gingerly. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4149 After mixing with the wrong ingredients, I'm afraid you now have a severe case of gingervitis 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4150 I understand your sprinkles rash was caused from too much ginger 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4151 His symptoms presented themselves shortly after he ate four and twenty blackbirds. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4152 We couldn't get doctors. The World Health Organization (WHO) is afraid of the gingerbread man. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4153 So, Ginger Man, do you still feel soft today..? 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4154 Your cinnamon level is somewhat elevated. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4155 You have a severe molasses deficiency. We’re prescribing 4 tablespoons daily and no running for a month. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4156 Congrats! The kitchen now will call you, "The Gingerperson." 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4157 I have some good news and some bad news. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4158 Sir "You are over baked." Damn that new medical marijuana! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4159 Sorry, but you're due to go stale any moment now. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4160 Your urine is showing too much cinnamon. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4161 At your age, jogging is good, run, running as fast as you can, not so much. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4162 The bite has healed, but your sugar level is still too high. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4163 I'm sorry, sir, but the test results are back, and I'm afraid it's gingervitis. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
4164 poor diet caused this...a good dose of baking powder will get the needed rise. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4165 Pay no attention to the rumbling tummies of the hospital's sponsors. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4166 One of these chef's thought you were gluten free, but you're not. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4167 Great news, Liam. We replaced all of your old gumdrops, and a nice new coating of frosting will completely cover your mold issues. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4168 I'm afraid that your glucose level is too high 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4169 From the X-ray, looks like a Gingerbread Maniscus tear. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
4170 It would affect the way you taste. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
4171 'he's' ginger-confused... doesn't want to be just "sugar and spice and everything nice" 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
4172 We've determined that your batch has a bad case of high blood sugar. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4173 Your glucose levels are dangerously high. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
4174 Give it to me straight doc. Am I gluten free? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4175 Your molasses level is low. We need to tweak your recipe. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4176 Are you ready to meet your creators? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4177 We'll have to operate gingerly. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4178 Well, it finally caught up to him. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4179 This is what I call Biomolecular Gastronomy. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4180 It looks like the flu caught the Gingerbread Man. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4181 We are very sorry, sir. It’s celiac. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4182 "We've found a place for you to go after your discharge, Mr. G". 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4183 With any luck, our team of consultants will have you gluten-free in time for the holidays. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4184 My team of specialists has arrived with your gum drop transplant in a cooler on icing. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4185 Finally caught! Appears your running days are over. Fortunately for you, though, the specialist to my right assures me we will only be needing a small biopsy. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4186 Whatever it is, we know we can't catch it. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4187 The Pillsbury Dough Boy is demanding a Pre-Nup.... 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4188 They have come to apologize for your low molasses count. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4189 You ate a fox? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4190 Check his glucose levels. But do it gingerly. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4191 In conclusion, I've ordered a convection oven at 400 degrees for 30 minutes. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4192 The heart implant surgery wasn't going well, so we decided instead to add a dash of cinnamon. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4193 There’s good news—in your case, that’s not how the cookie crumbles. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4194 Sir, we're going to need a few tissue samples to examine during our hot cocoa break. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4195 My students tell me you're feeling half baked. Let's start with a toothpick and go from there. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4196 No one is trying to catch you, and you have to stop running as fast as you can. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4197 The pastry chefs have agreed. You need an infusion of baking soda. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4198 Congratulations, sir, you're now a real ginger-bread man. But we're still charging you $181,392.24 dollars. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
4199 You had a minor sugar rush, but you'll be fine. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4200 The patient's ethnic identification appears to be gingerbread, so now the hospital is required to report him to INS. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4201 He was slow as molasses and he got caught in a honeycomb! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4202 Other than a case of gingivitis, all his vitals are good. Get him to a periodontist. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4203 The initial surgery got the bulk of it, but you know how hard it can be to clean up all the crumbs. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4204 We couldn’t catch it in time. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4205 I'm calling in these chefs. Worst case of raisinitis I've ever seen. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4206 Four out of five chefs say you're gluten-free. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4207 And here we have another overbaked self medicator. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4208 I'm sorry Mister Bread, but its just the way the cookie crumbles! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4209 That’s it. No carbs. No sugar. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
4210 Oh 'no', Mr. Bill, these specialists know a lot about ginger! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4211 Never let an intern adjust the insulin drip. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4212 I’m afraid it’s a little too late to get out the gluten. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4213 The chefs and I have determined that you have a sugar deficiency. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4214 We're going to wait for Dr. Fox. I believe Yours is a case he can really sink his teeth into! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4215 How do I put this gingerly... 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4216 It seems to me that all that running finally caught up with him. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4217 So it all began with the salted butter 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4218 Are you the cookie monster? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4219 You can't tell people you know the muffin man anymore. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4220 Mr. Man, after considerable consultation we believe....... let me blunt, your marshmallows must be removed. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4221 I'm afraid you're too chewy. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
4222 We're sorry, but only 20 ccs of shortening are covered by your insurance. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4223 Unfortunately, 'fourth degree' is not an acceptable medical diagnosis. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4224 You'll be up and running as fast as you can in no time, but I'd stay off the fox's head for while. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4225 The operation proved challenging. Our supplier ran out of ginger, so we used red pepper flakes! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4226 you need to slow down you just cant run run as fast as you can at your age 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4227 Eat more ginger. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4228 They're here to perform a sugar-ectomy. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4229 So, your entourage told me you were running as fast as you can--again. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4230 Don't worry, your prognosis is not as half-baked as it sounds. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
4231 We appeared to have caught him. Now who wants to suggest what we do next? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4232 My experts tell me it will be a short procedure to turn that frown upside down. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4233 Good news! My team and I were able to upgrade your condition from terminally stale to a moderate lack of freshness. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4234 Good news. Your only problem is that your temperature is too low. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4235 The surgery was successful. You'll be able to run, run, Gingerbread man! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4236 This is Ginger Breadman, currently suffering from acute Inedibility. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4237 I've scheduled you for a couple of diagnostic nibbles. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
4238 Looks like you've caught something. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
4239 It is with deep regret, from the hospital and its cafeteria staff, but we must inform you that you are gluten-free. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
4240 I'm sorry, but you're terminally delicious. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4241 If you must know, they’re here to eat you. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
4242 The good news is you've got enough dough for all these doctors 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4243 Fixing you was easy. The hard part was catching you. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
4244 Can anyone tell me why he looks quite stale? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
4245 You appear to be overbaked, but we need to take a few nibbles to be sure. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
4246 I've found the team to perform your gender reassignment surgery to enable you to become gingerbread woman. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
4247 Patient presented with general feelings of malaise and crumminess. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4248 The surgery was a success but you are still lactose intolerant. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4249 And how do we feel today? Are you ready to run away? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4250 Your best just wasn't good enough. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4251 Between you and me, I have to say I’d run away too. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4252 We agree that your high-fructose corn syrup levels aren't what we'd hoped. I'm afraid you're going to need a transfusion. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4253 We’d like to run a few tests 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
4254 When it comes to running as fast as you could; you can't. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4255 Oh snap! Was it my leg again? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4256 Are you ready to go with Mr. Coffee? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4257 No- we cannot provide an a la carte menu. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4258 Would you like to be an organ donor? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4259 Chef Gaston will now explain your final transition to gingerbread man. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4260 He claims he has Celiac disease. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4261 They're a team of specialists who are going to help me make you gluten free! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4262 This patient has strangely contracted a severe yeast infection. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4263 The bad news is we're going to have to amputate. The good news is the operation will be delicious. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4264 you're a tough cookie. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4265 With no insurance and no first born, it'll be an arm and a leg to cover your hospital fees. I've alerted the cafeteria to prep for the procedure... 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4266 We advise you not to run, but accept a gingerly gait. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4267 ‘It appears you forgot the salt.’ 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4268 Looks like a bad case of “too many cooks.” 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4269 Cases involving molasses-induced over-browning are rare, but we will solve it. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4270 It's a classic case of half baked. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4271 Your diagnosis is half-baked. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4272 Sir, does diabetes run in your family? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4273 Any volunteers to perform Mr. Bread's rectal exam? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4274 Our patient, Mr. Ginger, has an imbalance in his sugar and spice levels. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4275 What's this about feeling crumbly? 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4276 The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live. The good news is that my daughter LOVES gingerbread! 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4277 Well, if we can’t cure Mr. Gingerbread, at least we can eat em’ 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4278 Frosting allergy. The good news, they'll bake you first. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4279 Symptoms? He repeats over and over, "run,run,as fast as you can." 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4280 He's suffering from a bad case of gingervitis. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4281 10 more minutes at 350 should do the trick. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4282 We don't know how to put this, but you have Gingivitis. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4283 We think you’re suffering from a pituitary disorder. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4284 We're here to do a few tastes...er...tests. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4285 I'm afraid the news is bad: you're delicious. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4286 And you're sure you were cooled immediately on a wire rack? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4287 Your gluten levels are off the charts. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4288 You can convalesce here while our team of experts makes you a new house. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4289 You brought him here because he wouldn't rise? 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4290 My culinary assistants think you are well enough to be tonight's dessert. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4291 Your diagnosis is "underbaked", these interns will take care of your condition. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4292 The way he's crumbling isn't correct, so we need to add something to the mix. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4293 You are definitely half-baked! We told you to stay on that sheet tray two more minutes!!! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4294 We need to take your temperature. You may feel some minor crumbling. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4295 I am afraid that's the way the cookie crumbles 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4296 The operation did not go well, but sometimes that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4297 Good news, you are not crazy. The test results are back and they show you are just half baked. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4298 Psych admitted him with delusions of being eaten alive. Our tests confirmed he just has a yeast infection. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4299 The consensus is that you have a batter problem. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4300 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the holidays are over. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4301 Vitals are fine but we’d “We haven’t reached a consensus on your sugar level. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4302 Nutmeg is a known hallucinogen and I'm afraid your level is off the charts. However, a few bites should fix that. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4303 They're keen on knowing how the cookie crumbles. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4304 If he tries to run we'll need restraints. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4305 We recommend that you find a second opinion as fast as you can. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4306 Well, I suspect it is "Toomanycooksinthekitchenarea" 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4307 He shows signs of being gluten-free. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4308 We think the eggs were bad. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4309 Simply the result of having been in the oven too long. If put out in any office kitchen, he will undoubtedly be put out of his misery. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4310 I think our gluten free version is going to be a significant advance 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4311 Half-baked, I'm afraid. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4312 Im sorry to half to tell you this but i’m afraid your only half-baked. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4313 You’re running a 350-degree fever. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4314 The first results of our CRISPR trial are in. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4315 Your excuses for staying in bed are getting a bit stale. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4316 Meet my staff: Doctors Kneader, Cutter, Baker, Froster and Sugarsprinkler. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4317 The operation was a success, but you'll never be able to run as fast as you could. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4318 Last question, Mr. Gingerbread Man: Where do you stand on the issue of gender neutrality? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4319 I’m sorry. We’re going to have to frost you. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4320 Our staff found dehydration caused you to start crumbling. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4321 Pinocchio has offered to donate his nose. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4322 Here we have a diagnoses of early stage Cookie Crumble 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4323 Insurance requires us to discharge you. So, get well as fast as you can. You are on the gingerbread plan. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4324 Your lab results indicate you will be a very delicious dessert. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4325 I don't think you have enough dough to pay for the operation. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4326 Scientifically, We can just eat him 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4327 Turns out not even the flu was faster than him. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4328 Under Obamacare you had Blue Shield. Trumpcare switched you to Diners Club. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4329 Unfortunately Sir, you are allergic to ginger 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4330 Mind if our cafeteria staff sits in for their gluten-free training? 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4331 I told you this cast would attract the wrong crowd 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4332 A severe case of ginger deficiency. Is there a baker in the house? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4333 Well the good news Mr. Gingerbread Man is that we’ll have you up and running in a few days. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4334 How long has the overbaking been going on? 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4335 No one thought you were going to make it, but you are one tough cookie. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4336 On the positive side, this is likely to be a sweet amputation 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4337 I've asked in our luncheon staff for a second opinion on your tastiness. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4338 You're insurance doesn't cover icing so we decided to make this a learning opportunity. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4339 Gluten removal is safe and should significantly increase you life expectancy. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4340 Give this man his two teaspoons of ginger, one teaspoon of ground cinnamon, make sure his sugar is healthy brown, his butter's up, he's rolled out, in shape and cut. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4341 A fox would not be my first choice as a pet. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4342 I know life's crummy right now, but you had a bad ginger snap. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4343 Momma's little baby sends regards. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4344 It turns out he's allergic to gluten. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4345 "So after two hours of prep work, baking at 375° for 25 minutes, you want to be a Gingerbread Woman? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4346 Good news! We’ve agreed to do the finger implants. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4347 And now for the taste test. Head or feet? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4348 Medical marijuana added to gingerbread batter can be toxic. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4349 We finally figured out why you feel so crummy. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4350 The tests are in. You're still a ginger, but there's been a lot of mixing. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4351 Just looking at him, I'd say he was low on nutmeg, but it could be a cinnamon deficiency, but let's have a bite. Anyone? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4352 It's called 'crumbling' according to our experts. I think the procedure was a half-baked idea, myself. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4353 When we found him he was just a torso. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4354 It seems you were their half-baked idea. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4355 Your house was burned but you're just a little crispy. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4356 Remind me next time not to visit a patient when I have low blood sugar. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
4357 We have formed a team of specialists to conduct your procedure. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4358 He has a bad case of the, 'Goody Goody Gum Drops' 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4359 Mr. President, Steve Bannon asked if he may dine with you. And for the record, we do make a mean sloppy joe. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4360 it says here 'no butt stuff' ... what exactly did you mean by that? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4361 I strongly recommend that you cut back on the running for now. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4362 My special team of specialist all agree, your running days are over. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4363 Don't worry, it's just seasonal depression. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4364 A teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda should help. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4365 You shouldn't worry that there are too many chefs in the kitchen. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4366 After consulting with our experts, we found your only option is to go gluten-free. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4367 Another hour in the oven and you will be fine. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4368 They say they're sorry about the artificial sweetener. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4369 The operation was successful but I'm afraid you won't be able to run quite as fast as you could. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4370 I have bad news: You did not win The New Yorker Caption Contest, and now will be eaten. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4371 The patient presented with acute dryness and hypercinnamonemia. What’s your course of action? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4372 Oh these are just medical students who are getting a taste of different patients today. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4373 As we suspected the problem was gluten. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4374 My colleagues here seek a biopsy. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4375 Do you want the good news or the bad news first? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4376 Mr. Bread, on behalf of myself and the other surgeons we'd like to apologize. You might notice you have a couple fingers and a nose missing. Our resident idiot Andy over there brought some milk into the operating room. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4377 Too much nutmeg. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4378 The good news is that you have a soul. Unfortunately you also have diabetes. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4379 I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate with our mouths. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4380 Male, 3 weeks old. Came in yesterday complaining of feeling a little crummy and stale. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4381 Your sugar and ginger levels are great, but I’d recommend ten more minutes at 350. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4382 Sorry you’re feeling a little bit crummy today. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
4383 I brought in a team of experts and they all said "that's not the way the cookie crumbles". 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4384 You've got a classic case of shingle bell rock. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4385 In a few weeks we’ll have you back to running as fast as you ever could. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4386 I've consulted with all of the bakers we have on staff at the hospital and can assure you that you haven't turned into a gingerbread man. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
4387 Do you mind if these doctors-in-training take samples? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4388 Good news: You’re discharged. Bad news: Your days are numbered. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4389 I'm afraid I have bad news...once he expires, he'll be too stale to eat. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4390 You’ll probably think that this is a half baked idea, but .... 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4391 After the shock of seeing your friends being eaten, we're thinking a new house should cheer you up. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4392 Looks like you ran a little too fast. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4393 Just another example of what can happen when one tries cleaning the gutters after too much egg nog. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
4394 You had a high temp and were out of shape. Things are better now so I'm going to pass you around. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4395 Simple procedure, really. First we'll eat your buttons, then your eyes, and then..... 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4396 My colleagues were hoping you would consider donating your body to science. Culinary science, that is. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4397 After your decapitation you'll be torn limb from limb and disemboweled but not until you've cooled down. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4398 Any recent traumas...other than being baked? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4399 Oh no, he's a vegetable now! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4400 OK Baker Trainees! Mr. Gingerbread was treated with all the prescribed ingredients, he smells great, why isn't he smiling?! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4401 Your problem is they forgot the ginger. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4402 'Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man.' Apparently the flu took that as a challenge. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4403 What you see here is not incurable, but requires inbakery care. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4404 Good news. The experts agree that you’re still safe for consumption. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4405 6'3" 239 lbs., a genius, a very stable genius, with a lotta dough. That orange is just a little too much zest, these chefs say you grate the wrong way. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
4406 We can't release you because you're too delicious. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4407 Despite your funny rhyme, the flu caught you 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4408 I'd say he's ginger enough. Snap him in at 350 degrees for 45 minutes. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
4409 Take two sugar cubes and we’ll checck you in the morning 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4410 It appears you have ginger-vitis. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
4411 You say you've been feeling extra crumby lately, huh? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4412 It's a really bad case of Restless Legs Syndrome, so we'll cut back on the sugar to see if it helps. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
4413 I'm happy to report that the burns are not bad and you will be just fine. In fact, delicious. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4414 He's only half baked. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4415 Next, my team here will take a series of samples. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
4416 Your condition is terminal unless you agree to a whipped cream injection. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4417 We suggest you stay off that leg for at least two weeks before daring anyone to catch you again. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4418 This patient is a runaway recovering from a near fatal overtoast. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4419 Patient is too thin. Maybe next time add more baking powder? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4420 Cookies are not contagious. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4421 To be fair, it was the holiday rush --- plenty of nutmeg, cinnamon, and molasses but Helen totally forgot the ginger. The good news is we've got a way of dealing with mistakes. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4422 He keeps muttering something about a fox and moaning about how tired he feels. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4423 I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4424 I'm going to put it to you plainly, Mr. Breadman. You got pretty baked last night. I don't think you're going to rise anymore. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4425 Rest assured, we've never had to send a patient off to the freezer. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4426 I hope you can help him. People were starting to catch him, even though he’s the Gingerbead Man. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4427 I'm sorry sir, its Diabetes. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4428 You'll be feeling batter tomorrow, don't worry. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4429 It seems the flu bug caught you, Mr. Gingerbread Man. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4430 They all want to have a little bite before you go. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4431 Unfortunately, the tests came back positive, you are not gluten free. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4432 You're not a healthy dessert. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4433 Good news- we substituted shortening for butter and got your texture right. Bad news- you’ll never be gluten free 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4434 Unfortunately, you've caught the 'Gingerbread Man'. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4435 Per your request Mr. Man, a team of specialists. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4436 Spoiled by too many chefs 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4437 I think our gluten free version is going to be a major advance 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4438 Your test results are back: Apparently you have been misled all your life--you are NOT Gluten-Free! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4439 Are you aware that it is illegal to get baked in this state? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4440 We have assembled the best gluten-extraction team in the world for this procedure. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4441 Unfortunately, you have a wheat allergy. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4442 I'm afraid the prognosis is delicious. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4443 We all agree- the best match for your transplant is from the house and your ex-wife has it. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4444 We are still working on your crumbs-problem 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4445 Ja you have endured ze cuttering und ze baking; but ze fun part ist now beginning! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4446 Code Ginger. Code Ginger. This is not a drill. Give me some sugar. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4447 I'm afraid you've done your last running, running as fast as you can. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4448 You'll be up and running in no time. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4449 We don't take Medicaid. These bakers will kill you now. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4450 They neede you back in the kitchen. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4451 The good news is that we have the best bakers working on your case. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4452 We're confident we've cooked up a remedy for your condition! 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
4453 What we have here is an acute case of gingervitis! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4454 Now, about all this ‘running as fast as you can’ nonsense... 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
4455 You'll never run again. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4456 Your labs are back, but first: Congratulations on all the Oscar nominations. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4457 No need to run as fast as you can; we're only here to collect a sample. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
4458 Don't worry, you'll soon be up and running as fast as you can again. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4459 We've never seen this severe high blood sugar 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4460 Apparently the fox was gluten-free. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
4461 We upgraded your condition to baked from toast 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4462 Fortunately, our surgical team was able to save the full flour of your manhood. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
4463 I'm afraid we need to run a taste test. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
4464 Sorry results are not as good as we hoped but that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4465 The lab results are back. We'll need to do surgery to remove your gluten. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
4466 I'm sorry to sat your coverage was gingerly refused. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4467 I can only come up with a half-baked diagnosis of what’s wrong with him. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
4468 Your glucose level is a bit high. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4469 These three macaroons on his chest represent liberte, egalite AND disputed paternity 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4470 Your ankles are broken. No more running for six months. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4471 "I don't think we have an IV with ginger." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4472 Now, who can tell me common symptoms of a yeast infection? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4473 Good news! We’ve figured out what’s keeping you from running as fast as you can. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4474 Nothing to worry about. I always ask them to assist in this type of surgery. You’ll be a new man in no time, Mr. Ginger. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4475 His vital signs are food. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4476 Mr. Gingerbraead man, I’m afraid the flu caught you. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4477 They all know you but not who you are so we'll have to keep your chart under John Dough. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4478 Do you need a bedpan 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4479 These interns will now examine your nutmeg. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4480 I'm afraid you're hypothermic. Eight minutes at 350° and you should be fine. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4481 You have gingervitis. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4482 The operation was a success! You are now a gingerbread...MAN! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4483 In our investigation of the patient's pathology, some of you will be looking at ginger; others will be focused on bread. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4484 To make a proper diagnosis my colleagues would like to run a few dunking tests on you. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4485 You ran ran as fast as you could, but we still caught you. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4486 The last time I drank milk? Um...1971? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4487 The good news: You're cured. The bad news: They think you look delicious. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4488 Well, Ginger, it looks like it was a bun in the oven after all. 1.2200 0.08226 50 43 3 4
4489 Here’s where we are, Mr. Gingerbread-Man. While it’s true that no one can catch you, this did not prevent you from catching pneumonia. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4490 I'm afraid the good news and the bad news are one in the same. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4491 ...and eighty percent of our specialists feel you're overweight. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4492 Let's start with an immediate infusion of Gluten 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4493 she's transitioning to the muffin man 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4494 We hear you, but in this case "as fast as you can" was fast enough. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4495 You know how you said you wanted to keep building houses after you pass on? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4496 Our apologies, Mr. Durant, but you were mistakenly taken to Professor Dillan’s baking class instead of the O.R.. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4497 "The consulting experts agree it is a case of sugar overload". 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4498 Well, you didn't run fast enough and the cold caught you. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4499 I'm worried about your sugar level. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4500 If you want to run faster, our specialists can remove the molasses from your system 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4501 I'm recommending Affogato. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4502 Better Bread than Dead! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4503 The good news is you’re gluten-free. The bad news is you’re permanently boring. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4504 He appears to be terminally over-baked. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4505 They just want to know why you ran off without the frosting 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4506 No more running as fast as you can 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4507 On a scale of 1 to 10, how over cooked do you feel? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4508 He has a 90% chance of recovering, but a 100% chance of being delicious. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4509 Are you an organ donor? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4510 Your glutenectomy was a complete success. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4511 We all tasted your blood sample and you're low on sugar. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4512 They caught the Shortbread. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4513 The test kitchen results are positive. You can go home today. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4514 Ladies and Gentlemen, sadly a classic but curable case. Two weeks on an intravenous gluten drip and he'll be right as rain. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4515 He's not worth saving. Let's just eat him. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4516 "You overdosed on golden syrup, sugar, and ground ginger. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4517 What do you want to hear first? The good news or the bad news? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4518 We're sure the irony isn't lost on you that you ran, ran, as fast as you can, and now here we are. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4519 The whole team wants to congratulate you. You were admitted as "John Dough" with a temperature of 350 degrees. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4520 We've decided to send you to the kitchen for further tests. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4521 Hello Ginger, I've met with these renowned chefs and determined your hair loss wasn't caused by the chemotherapy. You just need a little more frosting. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4522 A classic example of to little ginger~ 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4523 One more flip response and you'll eat those words. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4524 I've brought in the specialists. I've brought in the specialists. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4525 You need immediate gumdrop replacement surgery. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4526 In case you don't make it, would you care to donate your dough? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4527 When Martha said we had a serious case of gingervitus, this was not what I was expecting 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4528 Did you really think you could outrun cancer? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4529 My sincerest apologies for calling you paranoid 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4530 He ran, ran as fast as he can. And then his heart gave out. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4531 Sir, the diagnosis of the x-rays shows that you are fully toasted! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4532 We'll try to make the amputation as painless as possible. Would you prefer it done with soy milk or skimmed milk? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4533 Sir, we are pleased to announce that your gumdrop transplant was a success. You are going to live! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4534 The consensus is that you’re a gingerbread woman trapped in the body of a gingerbread man. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4535 Your blood sugar is off the charts, but otherwise you are perfectly healthy. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4536 I’m afraid the only available treatment is 15 minutes in a 350 degree oven. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4537 Let's get those flour and brown sugar levels down so we can get you up and running. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4538 Yes, I understand you are a runner, but your bad diet finally caught up with you. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4539 Shockingly, your fatigue is from a low sugar count, so we needed to bring in a group of specialists. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4540 Well, run, run as fast as you can, but you can't escape death, Mr. Gingerbread Man 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4541 You stopped running and caught something. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4542 Thank you for signing up to help our benevolent and modest students practice their craft. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4543 I'm afraid you've been over-baked." 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4544 Good news, his spirits are starting to rise. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4545 Any last bequests? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4546 I'm afraid the scan discovered several concerning growths in your chest and abdomen 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4547 Your condition is crummy. That's the bad news. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4548 It looks to me that they can catch you... 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4549 It turns out that you don't have a sugar imbalance and they are ready to get you into the oven. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4550 I can assure you, we used only local ingredients. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4551 He developed artificial diabetes from the “Splenda” in your recipe 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4552 So Gingerbread Man...your chart says they DID catch you and the prognosis is not good. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4553 You've overdosed on sugar. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4554 I don’t care for your bread-side manner. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4555 This will be short and sweet - you have gingervitis. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4556 What do you mean, it's Valentine's Day? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4557 Rest assured we will treat you gingerly 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4558 Maybe we can't catch you, but it looks as if you have caught the GBRD2 strain of this year's flu. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4559 I’m afraid it’s not reversible. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4560 We're thinking you may be allergic to ginger 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4561 Your insurance company sent them. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4562 Do you happen to recall your most comforting oven temperature? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4563 The prognosis is not good, you have been diagnosed as delicious! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4564 I believe it's a molasses O.D. case. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4565 This man would like a sex change. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4566 We will share information with you on a knead to know basis. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4567 The good news is, your burns are superficial. The bad news is, your burns are superficial...and tomorrow is Christmas. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4568 It’s not my fault. The experts say it’s just the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4569 So, Mr. Ginger, what ales you? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4570 I am concerned because you're healing as slow as molasses. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4571 We tried dipping him in hot milk to fuse his torso and his legs back together – it didn't work so well. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4572 …And then my soul entered the gingerbread. And then the gingerbread soul entered the gingerbread…I don’t know what happened. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4573 Found him at a tailgate party. He was half-baked. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4574 If you had known this would happen, why did you run away? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4575 Congratulations! You’re our first transgender ginger. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4576 Sir, the tests have been run and run as fast as they can, but it seems to be catching, Gingerbread Man. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4577 30 minutes at 410 degrees...crispy-crisp. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4578 Do you want your legacy in the kitchen? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4579 You have severe hyperglycemia 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4580 Sir, we regret to inform you. You have gingervirus. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4581 The news is not good. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4582 Would you be interested in a new protocol? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4583 His vitals are stable but his ginger levels are critical. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4584 It's a classic case of Christmas Cookie Overdose Syndrome 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4585 Your glucose levels are high. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4586 We now must proceed with icing him. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4587 What would you like for dinner? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4588 Nothing to be ashamed of - we've examined your 'hard' drive and it appears to be a cookie! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4589 After you'd been battered and robbed of dough, we kneaded to examine you. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4590 Your prognosis is, delectable. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4591 Here's what's cooking on this week's episode of "As The Cookie Burns." 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4592 The surgery was a success. It was nothing a little frosting couldn’t treat. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4593 These are the last symptoms of sugar rush. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4594 Appearently he tripped when he tried running away. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4595 All looks good enough to eat. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4596 Call me if the gum drops below three 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4597 I have brought in a team of specialists to see if we can cook up a treatment plan 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4598 He has been bent at the waist since he found out the mortgage on his gingerbread house is upside down. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4599 Bad news. We have to have a little boy bite off your arm 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4600 Maybe we can keep him going until Christmas. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4601 We’ll have to remove both legs and I call dibs! 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4602 This a first for having an injured-bread man in the hospital. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4603 Doctor Fox will be right with you. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4604 We're putting you on a low sodium diet. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4605 The bad news is you were over-baked. The good news is you're still eatable! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4606 Pre-heat the CT Scan to 350º 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4607 We we sorry you are depressed but gingerbread season has passed. For Valentine's Day we move on to butter cookies 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4608 Your surgery went well, all that's left is to reposition two of your gum drops. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4609 And here we have a clear case of Failure to Run as Fast as You Can. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4610 Still alive. Needs baked at 350 degrees for 10 minutes until stiff. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4611 I feel prickly heat coming on. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4612 My diagnosis is that you are "half baked" in a nice sort of way. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4613 I am sorry sir Gingivitis is not enough to keep you here in the hospital; you must go back to the bakery with these fine people 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4614 WE THINK ITS BEST TO REMOVE YOUR GLUTENS 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4615 Your crumbling is under control but I’m afraid your still very tempting. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4616 Too much salt. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4617 Your results are back. You are lactose intolerant. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4618 The angioplasty was a success, but you’ll have to switch to unsaturated oils. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4619 Bad news first: you're gluten intolerant. Good news? We're not. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4620 It seems you are suffering from a salt overdose. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4621 It’s bad. You have a gluten allergy. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4622 Agent Mulder....we have good news and bad news..... 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4623 Fortunately, your insurance covers a specialist referral. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4624 We recommend a strict diet of cinnamon and nutmeg and rest for 10-12 minutes each hour. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4625 The DNA results are in. You are not related to the Pillsbury Dough Boy. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4626 So you can only walk gingerly? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4627 Unfortunately, Emeril had an emergency 'confit' and could not join us today. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4628 Perhaps allergic to ginger. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4629 My colleagues have confirmed the amputations to be simultaneously medically necessary and...delicious! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4630 Your unique condition requires the attention of a very select group of specialists. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4631 You may want to consider the phrase "wheel, wheel, as fast as you can..." 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4632 I am afraid your insurance only covers a tasting. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4633 You're going to have to take off your coat as well. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4634 All your test results were negative. The only one left is a taste test. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4635 Do you mind if some students sit in during the procedure? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4636 Ginger Rogers had the same gene, but it was recessive. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4637 All tests came back negative. I'm sorry, we can't find what's been eating at you. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4638 This patient couldn't run as fast as the others and ended up here. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4639 This is why you should read the fine print. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4640 We're awaiting a report on your ingredients. Until we evaluate it, no more running. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4641 I don’t want some half baked idea for a diagnosis 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4642 your sugar levels are off the chart but a good diet and exercise should help 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4643 He had some severe burns. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4644 I know you have ice milk in your veins, so you can handle this like a real Gingerbread man. Chef Larry needs to take a small scoop to check your spice levels. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4645 Your lifestyle finally caught up to you. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4646 Now this young cookie is in for excessive jogging. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4647 Given the strange immunotherapy result I brought in some specialists 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4648 You got burnt around the edges. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4649 It's risky, but at this stage your only option is a molasses transfusion. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4650 We're gonna have to cut back on the sugar and the carbs. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4651 And when the cast comes off, Mr. Johnson, you'll have dessert for weeks! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4652 I’m afraid you’ve survived far too long past the holidays. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4653 Sorry, no snacks in the emergency room 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4654 We won’t know for sure until we bake you but we think you have a severe case of gingeritis. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4655 Incipient Molasses 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4656 My assistants are here to help address your dangerously low ginger count. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4657 A classic case of too much baking powder 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4658 Sir, I regret to inform you that, although no one could catch you, Cancer could. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4659 The artificial vanilla was way past its expiry date. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4660 Is your name really Ginger Bread? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4661 Tests confirm that the patient has high cholesterol 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4662 Hello Mr Gumby. Just exactly how much gingerbread did you have? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4663 Your transitioning to a gingerbread woman requires a team effort 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
4664 We're like the wicked witch. We promise gingerbread, then eat the little brats alive. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4665 For your surgery, I've brought in an expert team of cookie cutters. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4666 Nothing a nutmeg and cinnamon drip won't fix up in a jiffy. And let's change those buttons for some stylish peppermints. What time do the children arrive? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4667 We regret to inform you that the diagnoses is Edible. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4668 So, for my staff, what's eating you? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4669 I'm referring you on to a Mr Fox! 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4670 In the future stay away from Gumby. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4671 Your prognosis is delicious. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4672 Apparently, just as eating to many carrots turns one orange, eating to much ginger turns one into gingerbread. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4673 His problem is "too much sugar in the Batter" 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4674 We had a hard time catching you. What were you running from? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4675 Our tests show that your sugar level is high. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4676 Before a marathon, it's important to fill up on carbs. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4677 Dr. Muffin Man will be in to see you shortly. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4678 The good news is, you are not allergic to ginger. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4679 I'm sorry to say that you have a severe case of frostbite. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4680 I think it was an excess of nutmeg, given the patient’s lethargy and inertia. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4681 You're lactose intolerant. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4682 It started as gingivitis then morphed to a whole body yeast infection. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4683 You’ve hit that age. Stop running as fast as you can. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4684 Are you gluten free? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4685 You have diabetes. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4686 I'm afraid all this running around has finally caught up with you. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
4687 And here we have a patient who yearns to be Gluten Free, despite having wheat baked in. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4688 I'm sorry but I'm required by law to call the authorities. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4689 We think we've caught it in time. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4690 I'm afraid it's your gumdrop buttons. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4691 You're going to be fine, but your house was delicious. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
4692 After reviewing the test results, my diagnosis is that Mr. Ginger is half baked. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
4693 Don't worry- it's just a short term clinical study aimed at reducing your body sugar levels. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
4694 The good news is the gender reassignment surgery was a success. The bad news he’s a baked good. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
4695 And this patient won't be run, running as fast as he can for at least 6-8 weeks. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
4696 “Your sugar is a little high but, otherwise, you’re in excellent shape. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
4697 I'll have you able to run run as fast as you can soon but first the chefs need to check your batter. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4698 I'm sorry Mr. Breadman, but the operation to remove your gluten was not a success. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4699 Have we checked his molasses levels? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4700 Run, run, run as fast as you can, but not while texting. ok? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4701 At least he's better off than Humpty Dumpty. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4702 Don't worry. Our specialists are here to bake you a pair of crutches. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4703 And this is an advanced case of diabetes. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4704 He'll be fine, though he's going to be a little crisp. Keep in mind these guys should be baked at no higher than 350ºF if you don't want them to end up in the burn unit. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
4705 Another three minutes and you’re done. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4706 We're treating this gingerly. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4707 I'm afraid you're a carrier for diabetes. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4708 He broke his leg chasing the muffin man down Drury Lane. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4709 I hate to generalize, but sugar seems to be a massive problem for you people. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4710 They claim to know what caused this unbaked condition. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4711 I'm afraid we need your eyes. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4712 Your insurance was declined so we need more bread. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4713 I'm sorry, Mr. Symmons, but the only course is a complete molassesectomy. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4714 Nonsense! You are in excellent hands. Every last one of us has completed a full season on The Great British Baking Show. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4715 We are wondering if you're an organ donor. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4716 Mr Ginger, after 20 minutes of 375 degree heated discussion; my residents and I have agreed upon a prognosis. Your scrumptious is terminal. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4717 Our specialists have ruled out hypoglycemia. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4718 Let me put this gingerly... the test came back gluten positive. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4719 On the advice of my colleagues, I'm going to give you a pint of intravenous butter. We should have you out of here in no time. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4720 We have determined that you are actually a gingerbread woman. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4721 We've got the best gum-ball button transfusion team in the country. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4722 The bad news is that your ideas are only half baked. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4723 He only has a few days...just like any other cookie. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4724 I was told to run, run, run as fast as you can! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4725 One of you left out the nutmeg. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4726 Sorry, you need to go back into the oven. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4727 The kitchen staff will be scrubbing in for your surgery in case we find any edible ingredients when we cut you open. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4728 The test confirms a Baker’s Cyst 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4729 We had to remove one of your legs due to a severe case of deliciousness. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4730 Id like to keep him here overnight for further observation and taste testing. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4731 You’re insurance covers specialists. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4732 Mr. Bread, it's a simple case of too much brown sugar. A molasses drip will moisten you right up. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4733 If it fails, just sous me. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
4734 Tests show that he is half baked! 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4735 My associate here and I concur. It seems you are suffering from a baking soda deficiency. That's why you can't rise. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4736 "I'm sorry, but all these specialist agree, you only have two-week shelf-life left"! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4737 Your condition is beyond my medical training Mr. Ginger. I've brought in experts from the Culinary Institute of America. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4738 Your'e in luck XMAS is over 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4739 You do need surgery, but you are a tough cookie, and you will be fine. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4740 "Catch me if you can I'm the Ginger Bread Man"? Well, well...... 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4741 We can't help you detox while you're still half-baked. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4742 They're here for the paternity suit. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4743 Unfortunately; it seems you can be caught 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4744 It’s a new reality show. We put you in the woods and send in the kids. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4745 The test results are back Mr. G. There is good news and bad news. The bad news is, your cinnamon levels are 10 times the recommended limit. The good news is, there is an opening for you on the menu at Cinnabon! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4746 Would you stop being so paranoid?. We want them to make up silly songs about you 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4747 Ginger, we brought in specialists, from the Culinary Arts School to give us a prognosis of your condition. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4748 I'd like to introduce you now to our team of cosmetic surgeons. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4749 Four out of five bakers think you were in the oven too long. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
4750 GBM: What is it Dr? Dr: Yeast Infection. Chefs: Oh Snap! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4751 For an elderly cookie your sugar level is normal. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4752 It's a long shot, but my team here believes your best shot is an experimental frosting therapy. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4753 Looks like we caught the gingerbread man. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4754 You will need to see a gumdrop button specialist. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4755 So Mr bobbit, what exactly is the problem? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
4756 I'm afraid something caught you. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4757 Where going to have run some test.. ahem, taste tests that is. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
4758 He comes from a broken home. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
4759 It's a good thing you signed up for coverage in the market place... 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4760 He has no citizenship papers and he's brown, so we should call ICE. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
4761 I'm afraid your running days are over, Mr. Gingerbread Man. You can, however, continue to spice things up. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4762 I do believe it's a ginger allergy. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4763 You've obviously overdone it this time Sir. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4764 High sugar is the cause of his gnawing pains. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4765 We think that you need a frosting transplant. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4766 Yes, I know it's a secret recipe, but I need to know how much butter is in you? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4767 I taste better than I feel 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4768 Look at it this way. You could have been an Oscar Mayer Weiner. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4769 So, you're sure you don't want to be a man anymore? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4770 You have a rare case of gingervitis. This will not be a cookie cutter surgical procedure. 1.2128 0.08568 47 41 2 4
4771 We have to re-operate. They left a fork inside you. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4772 So, Mr. Gingerbread, I'm afraid we're going to have to go back in ... We inadvertently left some chocolate chips inside that obviously don't belong. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4773 We recommend a low-carb diet. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4774 If you want surgery, we're happy to oblige. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
4775 Actually, it was pretty easy. You were in a diabetic coma. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4776 Standard treatment is 5 cc's of sugar, but I suggest 1/4 cup of applesauce. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4777 Just remember their last patient suc-crumbed. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4778 The bad news is you'll never run again. The good news is they have a great scone recipe. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4779 Good morning Mr. Man. I see you're resting comfortably under your cookie sheet. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4780 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you have tobeeaten. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4781 Don't worry! No one will try eating you now. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4782 We don't think it's due to anything he caught. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4783 We need to apply glaze. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4784 I'm happy to report that your "Ginger bread boy" surgery was a success. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4785 Unfortunately, it's time to go to the ovens. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4786 Mentally he says he's fine. I personally feel he shows signs of being half baked. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4787 We’ve concluded that you can skip the shrink and the hormone therapy - we can do it with just a little bit of dough up on top and a fork. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4788 It's time for the biopsy. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4789 Yours is a difficult case, but my colleagues here believe they may be able to help. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4790 We won't be able to discharge you until these bakers can replace your house. Do you have a copy of the original recipe, errr, I meant -- the original plans? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4791 We think some butterscotch and Xanax will have you out of here in no time. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4792 Your DNA results are in: you are not a gingerbread man but rather a ginger snap man. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4793 We have good news, test results show you have a slight yeast infection, and that's it. You'll be out & about, running as fast as you can in no time ..." 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4794 Just lay off the vanilla extract and you should be fine, Mr. Donleavy. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4795 Looks like we caught the gingerbread man. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4796 With your permission, these pastry chefs will be observing today, since you have concocted a rare gingerbread syndrome. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4797 They're here to perform the biopsy. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4798 You'll really be burned up when the hospital cooking staff submit their consultation fees. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4799 Your gender reassignment surgery went well. You are now officially delicious. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
4800 It seems that palpitations prevented him from running as fast as he can. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4801 He doesn't look too ginger to me. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4802 Our team of specialists all agree: you require an immediate cinnamonectomy. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4803 What about 'donate your body to science' didn't you understand? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
4804 We'll have you up and running in no time. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4805 You're officially gluten-free. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4806 It's O.K., it's O.K., they won't bite; you're now officially gluten-free. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4807 Yes, Dr. Childs did eat your fingers. And yes, we all agree. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4808 We think you are gluten intolerant. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
4809 He's one sick cookie 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4810 This patient has a rare form of health insurance. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
4811 This is our “gluten free” patient. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4812 Sir, dough cutters simply lack that option. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4813 They misread the ingredients and used too much sugar. you have border line diabetes 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4814 Good start, you ran from the little old lady, you ran from the little old man. Lets continue the stress test. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4815 Sorry, your request for financial assistance was turned down by 'the little old woman and little old man.' 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4816 Tests reveal dangerously low levels of gluten. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4817 " You've been overbaked....but your prognosis is good". 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4818 Can't do it for you. You weren't baked with one! 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4819 Do you have and other half-baked ideas 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4820 Our tests indicate you have a higher than normal glucose level. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4821 On the other hand your ginger level is excellent! 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4822 I need to get an X-ray and the bakers were hoping to get a stool sample. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4823 Your blood molasses level is too low. I'm bringing in a team of specialists. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4824 ...They each baked a part of you and want to find out who screwed up. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4825 Well, the results are back, and we all agree: you'll be eaten here in no time!! 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4826 We'll cure you as fast as we can. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4827 And how high did you say his blood sugar was?! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4828 Sure there are risks, but our outcomes are consistently sweet. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4829 We'll have to cure, cure, as fast as we can, this one is a gingerbread man. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4830 The DNA results are in from our test kitchen - you are in fact a gingerbread. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4831 I'm afraid you suffered a vigorous beating. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4832 As you can tell, he is more than a little kooky. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4833 I think something caught you. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4834 Don't worry, you'll be fine when the cookie crumbles. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4835 Our next patient needs to be treated a bit gingerly 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4836 I’m sorry sir, but you can’t run away from all of your problems. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4837 The good news is, it isn’t catching. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4838 I'm afraid your sugar levels are elevated again. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4839 It looks like we have finally caught up with you, Mr. Gingerbread Man. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4840 Well Mr. Bread, it seems you don't have enough snap in your ginger. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4841 The good news is that you're no longer allergic to gingerbread! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4842 We're going to have to do some tests but it looks like a bad case of Gingerbread Man. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4843 He's back, house eaten again. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4844 As for the house, we tried everything, but there's nothing we could do. A celiac fox -- who would've thunk it? Am I, Right? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4845 Good news, my colleagues have found a compatible doughnor. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4846 The procedure to repair the dog bite was a success, but you will never be able to run as fast as you can, Gingerbread man. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4847 We're delighted with your rapid recovery. We'll have you back in the oven in no time. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4848 Take 2 aspartame and call me in the morning. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4849 His expiration date has run out. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4850 The leg reattachment was successful and gluten free! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4851 We've discussed your case and have concluded that you're baked 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4852 some thought overdone, others otherwise, but the consensus was "just right" 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4853 We recommend you become gluten-free. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4854 we'll get you better as soon as you fork over the dough... 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4855 We all agree that your condition is seasonal. You should recover fine but a reoccurrence is highly probable, most likely within a year. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4856 We doctors want you bakers to see the effect of excessive gingerization 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4857 The Consultants all want a piece of you. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4858 Well Mr. Gingerbread Man, your charts look fine, but these guys behind me have a bad case of the sweet tooth. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4859 We need to start you on a gluten free diet right away. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
4860 Next, on a scale of one to ten, the cookie cutter. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4861 We may have found a donor... 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4862 Lastly, our team of specialists are here to dress you for release. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4863 Your blood sugar level is off the roof 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4864 You will run again but you'll be slower than molasses. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4865 This is your cloning team. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4866 My consultants tell me you are listless because all the ginger has been taken out of you. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4867 Once the muffins are out of the oven, we will proceed with the implants. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4868 Don't worry, our revisionist cookie cutter is arriving soon with a new fairy tale. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4869 After seeing the test results, we believe your condition is due to abnormally low molasses levels compared to cookies with a recipe similar to yours. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4870 Too much sugar, not enough ginger. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4871 In the interest of candor, are you the Muffin Man or the Gingerbread Boy? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4872 We'd like to keep you overnight to run, run, run a few tests as fast as we can. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4873 We think you have a crumby case of "ginger-vitis." 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4874 It says here you were running a temperature and now feel crumby. Could you gingerly get out of bed and stand for me, please? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4875 No foxes around but this cooking class insisted on seeing you 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4876 We banded together to help you because none of us like cookies in bed. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
4877 Well, your license says you're an organ donor. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4878 We removed the stinky cheese but you're not gluten free. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4879 We've tried icing his pain. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4880 The top two are benign. But the bottom one we'll need to nibble off with our teeth. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4881 ...the minstrel show is over, motherfucker...which restaurants do you want your organs to go to?... 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
4882 We need to check the reflexes in your prosthetic. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4883 Our resident baker diagnosed his condition; he's been infected with chocolate sprinkles. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4884 Waterboard me, please ?! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4885 The good news is the bite marks should heel right up, but the bad news is our test have confirmed you are gluten free. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4886 So I understand you ran, ran as fast as you can and yet .... 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4887 Your dough has been recalled. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4888 They're the greatest scientific minds in their field. They went to culinary school. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4889 Mr Breadman, we’re working hard to make you run again. Yes, as fast as you can, Mr Breadman. With any hope, perhaps even faster. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4890 I'm afraid I have bad news about your son. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4891 Did the house smell of cinnamon before it went up in flames? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4892 Your insurance is lacking dough. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4893 Your disease is in operable. Would you like to donate your organs? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4894 The good news: You survived baking, the bad news: We are here for dessert . . . 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4895 This is overdone, almost burnt. Let's start with a robust treatment of icing. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4896 The chefs say you're going to be famous. No other gingerbread man has ever sat up in bed successfully! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4897 We’ll have to put you on a no-sugar diet. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4898 We don’t know how you got that yeast infection. You were in and out of the bakery in less than a few minutes. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4899 You had an allergic reaction to sulfite. Next time, we recommend organic, unsulphured blackstrap molasses. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4900 A fox bit off his middle! But a child brought in the rest of him. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4901 We've caught you. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4902 We are collaborating with some specialists who would like to test your sucrose level. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4903 The test results came back and it's confirmed - you're Gluten Intolerant. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4904 I'm afraid we're gonna have to amputate. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4905 He'll need a gluten drip to bring the taste back 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4906 I guess they caught me! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4907 He's totally baked 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4908 This patient suffers from poisening due to artificial sugar substitutes and hardened vegetable fats. Medication plan: butter and cone sugar. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4909 I knew they were endangered. I didn't realize they were taking the offensive. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4910 Before the operation, would you care to register as an organ donor? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4911 My name is Dr. Fox, and I've got some bad news for you. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4912 They are here for taste test. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4913 I recommend bread rest. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4914 “At that point did you run. Run as fast as you could? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4915 The recovery is nothing short of miraculous. He should have expired by now. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4916 We had a few too many cooks, resulting in a half baked operation. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4917 Looks like it finally caught up to you, Gingerbread Man. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4918 The bad news is that medicine cannot help you. The good news is that these culinary artists can determine whether you are crisp on the outside but soft on the inside. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4919 We're all agreed; run, run, run as fast as you can.; 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4920 Our specialists were able to save you, but unfortunately you'll never run again. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4921 My greatest concern is his elevated glucose level. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4922 Running, running fast as you can has lead to some complications. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4923 You were over baked by accident and we're here to save you! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4924 And now the good news - you do not have a gluten allergy. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4925 We know that you feel crummy and we suggest that you go gluten free. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4926 We'll have to eat your arm to see what's wrong with you, but don't worry -- we'll bake you another. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4927 Well, at least you didn't lose your buttons! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4928 Your sugar is low. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4929 Your gluten levels have stabilized! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4930 Would you mind? They're learning their basic ingredients. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4931 Alright folks, here we have elevated butter and sugar levels. Stool is doughy. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4932 I prescribe bedrest and drinking lots of Milk 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4933 He snapped a leg and is still feeling gingerly. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4934 Based on the care authorized under your insurance post Trump, I’d qualify the result as pretty sweet. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4935 He's suffering from acute seasonal gingeritis 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4936 Here at St. Cordon Bleu, we have every kind of specialist at your service, sir. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4937 Your upper torso appears to be in excellent shape, however your lower extremities were overworked. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
4938 You're just going to have to trust the integrity of my surgical assistants here. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4939 These people are here to prep you for your visit to the oven. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4940 The patient's sugar is still low. We'll see how he does after an IV of glucose and molasses. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4941 They've called me in to surgically reattach your nose. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
4942 He's the only known survivor of this year's holiday bake-off contest. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
4943 You are suffering from advanced gingerbread hardening. Each day it will get worse. If we operate now, we can turn you into 600 ginger snaps. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4944 We have been talking with your wife, Mr. Breadman. She’s quite a fruitcake. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4945 “I’m sorry, but in order to have you run as fast as you can, we’re going to have to replace both of those knees. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4946 We'll have to amputate the legs immediately if we're to eat our dessert on time. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4947 The Mouse King says he’ll go easy on you if you’ll tell us the names of your fellow conspirators. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4948 He can’t believe we caught him. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4949 There's nothing we can't do. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4950 If you ask me, he looks a bit crumby. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
4951 We'll each need to sample you until we reach a final diagnosis. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
4952 Yours is a unique case Mr. Ginger Breadman. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
4953 Does your insurance cover flavor specialists? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
4954 It's going to take some dough to patch you up. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
4955 Your deliciousness continues to improve. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4956 Alright, who wants to take a stab at it? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4957 Would you consider becoming an organ donor? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4958 We are recommending less salt, and an infusion of nuts. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4959 They heard you were an organ donor. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4960 We need to do a warm milk biopsy to evaluate the success of our treatment. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4961 It’s agreed - the head first. Then the legs and arms. And last we dunk the torso in a vat of milk. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4962 We experts all agree. Your problem is too much sugar and too little spice. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4963 He needs more protein. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4964 Results are in. You’re gluten free. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4965 He looks good to me. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4966 The preliminary diagnosis is a severe case of gingervitis. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4967 'they concur...more yeast.' 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4968 The consensus is that you overdosed on yeast and baking powder 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4969 Mr. Ginger, it appears you are out of bread. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4970 Turns out you are fine. It's my interns who are half-baked. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4971 They all say you are good to go. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4972 Mind the ladle. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4973 Well Mr. Ginger, we understand one of the kids bit off your ass during the Holidays. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4974 Gingerbread allergy? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4975 Well, with all that running, you now need a knee replacement 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4976 Now I will pull the covers and reveal if he is a real ginger. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4977 Ah, classic case of too much ginger. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4978 This patient is being seen for multiple bite wounds. "Gingerbread man" is also requesting to be called, "Trans-ginger Bread". 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4979 And is frosting completely out of the question ? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
4980 I'm afraid the more appropriate phrase would be 'run, run as fast as you cancer.' 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4981 The tests came back, I'm afraid to cure you, we will have to eat you" 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4982 You're going to have to cut down on the running. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4983 You may have run away from a little old woman and a little old man, but you can't run away from heart disease. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4984 They need to redecorate, your gown's on backward. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4985 It's unanimous. You're not toast. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4986 Results suggest you are only half baked. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4987 He looks good and tastes good, but he no longer softens in cold milk. So what’s your diagnosis Students? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4988 I’m afraid you may never again run, run as fast as you can. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
4989 It looks like we caught you, G Man. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
4990 You've got molasses. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4991 His prognosis has improved now that we've covered him with a cookie sheet. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
4992 You'll be out of here as soon as you're gluten free. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
4993 I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your ginger's snapped. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4994 Don't worry, you can't catch it he's the gingerbread man. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4995 I’m afraid he’s lost his ginger! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
4996 Ginger, All tests this hospitalization are normal. A review of your many previous visits suggests you have a severe case of the Munchausen Syndrome. Thus,you can return to the bakery and take your previous position without any restrictions 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4997 In no time you’ll be able to use any powder room you desire, and run, run, run just as fast as you can...just a little lighter. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
4998 Unfortunately, your expiration date puts you at the bottom of our Gumdrop transplant list. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
4999 And when, in the tanning salon, did you first notice your lack of flexibility? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5000 With a bit of glaze he'll be fine. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
5001 We ran and ran as fast as we could and we caught him; now what do we do with him? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5002 The bad news is you're baked. The good news is it's legal! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5003 He's lactose intolerant. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5004 To be honest, I was expecting a redhead. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5005 Not to worry, we’ve done plenty of ginger reassignments. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5006 If you don’t start eating more butter and saturated fats, you are going to shortening your life 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5007 It looks like it's going to be a crumby operation. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5008 Thanks to your heroic escape, America's Test Kitchen will never bake another cookie. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5009 It’s a simple recipe but there will be a lot of crumbs. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5010 Our team of gluten specialist have detected an abnormally high white flour count. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5011 We recommend a light coating of frosting and a therapeutic dip in a pool of coffee. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5012 There have been some complications. To repair your ability to run, run as fast as you can, we're going to have to go back in and remove your molasses. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5013 Now that you've filled out your medical Power of Attorney, we finally know which of your parts will go to which chef. Thank You. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5014 There's nothing to worry about. They'll treat you gingerly. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5015 With burns over 90% of his body his condition is dire 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5016 We didn't think you'd make it beyond the new year. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5017 You’re too old to be telling “you can’t catch me, I’m the Gengerbread Man!” 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5018 I'm afraid the gingerbread man is a dying breed. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5019 It appears that the diseases did in fact catch you. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5020 Light flour, 350 degrees, 10 minutes and we eat him. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5021 Icing his wounds will mend them while still increasing his level of deliciousness. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5022 We do feel your pain but can't embrace it. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5023 Our tests indicate that you have a sugar imbalance. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5024 Your creators tried to give you fingers, but after 12-14 minutes at 350 F your hands turned into mittens. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5025 About this ‘gluten-free’ diet you’re on... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5026 Ok... who wants the first bite. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5027 The good news is that ginger is anti-inflammatory. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5028 Do you know the muffin man, he lives on druzy lane? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5029 Don't worry, you'll won't be eaten until after the anesthesia takes effect. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5030 The good news is: you're the first living ginger bread man. Bad news: we're still going to eat you. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5031 Mr. Gingerbread Man. I see they finally caught you. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5032 Lots of carbs, sugar, and run, run, run, fast as you can. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5033 I just wanted to confirm your status as an organ donor? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5034 His insugarance coverage is inadequate. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5035 In my thirty years of medicine, I've never seen a higher level of blood sugar. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5036 Yes, but you managed to catch IT. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5037 The test results show that no one likes you. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5038 We have some concerns that you've been baking your symptoms. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5039 Doctor Frankencookie will be along shortly. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
5040 Now this is a bad case of gingervitis. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5041 We thought you were a goner--but zapping you in the microwave with 1200 watts did the trick 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
5042 Good news is, you are still tasty! Bad news is, you are slightly overcooked. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5043 Here we see a classic case of survivor's guilt. He has been through enough. Certainly he does not need our half baked interventions. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5044 At least we now know the way the cookie crumbles: Cancer. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5045 Note the dark flaky skin - classic symptoms of over cooking. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5046 I called you all in here for a consultation. This gingerbread man's temperature is too high. I think he needs icing. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5047 We might not be able to catch you, but you caught something. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5048 I’m sorry to inform you, Mr Gingerbread Man, but you’re toast. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5049 We’ll try a vanilla cream IV and a chocolate salve 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5050 We'll start with a cookie-cutter condition. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5051 Unfortunately being 'Delicious' is considered a pre-easting condition. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5052 I hope you are ready to meet your creators... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5053 The condition is known as 'Quarta Periititis' --I give him three weeks at best. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5054 Feeling crummy? First rule out gluten, then yeast. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5055 We’ve tried every reconstructive surgery.  You are just going to have to accept that Poppin’ Fresh is an unrealistic body expectation. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5056 I know it seems like a large team, but we didn't want to give you a half-baked solution. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5057 Our team confirms that a sex-change operation offers you no Easy-Bake solution. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5058 The good news is, your gender reassignment was a success. Thanks to our patisserology team, you're now made of sugar and spice and everything nice. The bad news is, we all think you look pretty darn delicious. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5059 Well, you DID sign an organ donor card. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5060 The results of your physical were impressive— you are built like a house! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5061 It’s just a yeast infection, you should be on your feet in a few days. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5062 Had you ever been baked like that before? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5063 These nice people are here to help you, Mrs Jamieson. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5064 All his vital signs look good but his molasses count is a bit high 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5065 In the future we recommend you avoid run run running as fast as you can. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5066 According to his chart, he hasn't shown much progress since Christmas. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5067 Rocketman sends you his sympathies. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5068 Preheat the oven to 350 degrees while I scrub 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5069 My specialists recommend full rest on a lightly greased cookie sheet at 400° for 40 minutes or until golden brown. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5070 Unfortunately, you have been over baked and sprinkles were added... 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5071 We need a small biopsy before your surgery tomorrow. It won't be more than a spoonful. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5072 A gluten-free diet's my recommendation, otherwise he's toast. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5073 Despite dire predictions, we managed to catch him just in time. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5074 Welcome to the world, Gingerbread...woman! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5075 I'm afraid that the flu caught you. 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
5076 Overbaked 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5077 "Sorry Ginger...back to the oven. The consultant's say that you are half baked". 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5078 We're gonna have to run some tests... Kevin I'm gonna need you to grab a knife and some frosting. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5079 Looks like your teeth have a case of gingervitus. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5080 The team diagnosis is clear: you just require more baking. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5081 You might be able to cook up another diagnosis, but it looks like a serious case of fox bite to me... 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5082 He's been like this ever since the election. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5083 Good news is, you're gluten-free. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5084 You may never run, run as fast as you can again. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5085 Test results are in. You're just not cut out for this. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5086 So shoot us straight here, do you know the Muffin Man or not? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5087 Cut down on the sugar and exercise less gingerly. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5088 If you couldn't stand the heat, you should have gotten out of the kitchen. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5089 The prognosis is lousy. You're halve baked. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5090 We’re going to bake you a family and place you all in the cookie protection program. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5091 All the others were burnt to a crisp. This is one tough cookie. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5092 Here you see the effects of using genetically engineered yeast in the dough. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5093 I'm sorry, you'll never run again. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5094 "Your in a mental ward. The reason we're all here because we're not all there". 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5095 Too much sugar. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5096 They ran out of ginger and overdosed self-raising flour. They’re sorry. 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
5097 I have been informed that you may be a flight risk. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5098 We suggest consuming more ginger and less bread. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5099 So, what did the Gingerbread Man catch? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5100 It's nothing that a heating pad can't fix. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5101 I am sorry, Mr. Gingerbread, your CruellarCare doesn't cover hospitalization. We need your bed for a cronut suffering from an identity crisis. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
5102 What the fuck. 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
5103 I ran as fast as I could, Girl Scout turned me in. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5104 Your insurance won't cover a frosting transplant. Are you an organ donor? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5105 We have some good chews and some bad chews. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5106 We think it's exhaustion from playing "Catch me if you can ' 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5107 Once discharged you will only be able to walk as fast as you can, and thus we strongly advise you stay in the pan. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5108 This patient is paralyzed, and also delicious. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
5109 It's actually not the diabetes this time 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5110 The staff apologizes.....they thought that you would be a snap! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
5111 We find sir, that you have been severely over spiced. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
5112 Sir, we are sorry to inform you, that there is a high possibility that you are nuts. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5113 The gingerbread man was beginning to consider his decision to join the organ donor list ill-advised. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
5114 That's right, folks, they found him running down by the river muttering something about a sly fox... 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5115 When discussing your sex change operation, we specifically heard you say sugar and spice and everything nice. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5116 The bad news is that you are only half baked but the good news is that you are still incredibly tasty. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5117 We need to inject some frosting to bring your blood pressure back up. Do you prefer vanilla, chocolate or cream cheese? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5118 Your DNA test indicates you're 99% chocolate chip. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
5119 He looks crummy. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5120 Early indications suggest you're overdone, but we'll have to wait for the taste test. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5121 GUYS...I FELL GRUMBY..COULD YOU ADD A LITTLE GINGER TO MY HOT TEA? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5122 The bad news is, all that sugar finally caught up to you! The good news is, my colleagues think you're not quite done yet. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5123 So, when did you stop being able to run faster than we can? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5124 He's obviously very depressed. He just found out somebody ate his house. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5125 So, you're here to become gluten free? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5126 You have nothing to fear-We have assembled the team of pastry chefs. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
5127 These interns will have just the right recipe for your condition. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5128 As we suspected, it’s gingivitis. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5129 You’re only half baked, I’m afraid you’ll have to go back in. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5130 How dare you call me a cookie-cutter surgeon. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5131 It turns out that you at allergic to ginger. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5132 And these are student bakers who are following me on my daily rounds. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5133 Certain aspects of the gender reassignment should be quite straightforward - and tasty too. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5134 Sorry, the nurse who nibbled on your toe has friends in the kitchen. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5135 Their bake off challenge this week is to turn you into a lebkuchen with only a scalpel, a blender and 3 tsp. of hormone replacement 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5136 Your medical coverage only provides for extensive taste tests. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5137 We've determined your ginger-sugar level is the reason for your lethargic rise. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5138 We'll have up and running in no time! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
5139 Turns out that colds CAN catch you, Mr Gingerbread Man. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
5140 They're here to apologize for your shortness of breath. Next time they'll do a better job of beating the batter. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
5141 Looks like he couldn't run as fast as we can. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5142 Your ginger levels are off the charts, no wonder you feel so weasley. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5143 Good news: the sugarplum reattachment procedure was a success! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5144 My colleagues unanimously concur that surgery is not currently warranted, at least not until you've baked for another ten minutes at 350 degrees. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5145 We've decided to add more blackstrap 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
5146 Mr. Cookie, We have the Icing results back from the Lab. You are Diabetic. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5147 Congratulations! You scored 30 of 30 on your cognitive test! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5148 The allspice has spread to your feet. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
5149 We think in your case that yeast will be very effective in treating your E.D. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5150 We need to discharge you. There's an injured Oreo cookie that needs this bed. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5151 Good News -you won't be eaten. Bad news - you are about to crumble! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5152 We think it is high glucose and they are suggesting more ginger. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5153 Don't worry. It's only a cookie cut. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5154 you really should go gluten-free 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5155 I'm afraid you won't be able to have any gingerbread children 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5156 My associates recommend a treatment of "icing." 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5157 Well, your blood sugar levels are OK, but your ginger levels are through the roof. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5158 Fortunately, we caught it in time. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5159 We've arranged for a team of specialists to remove the egg shells. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5160 In the future call 911 before the dough hardens ! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5161 They're telling me 350 is normal, and I'm saying you should have been dead at 110. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5162 Good news, Mr. Gingerbread. You'll be fixed up in no time, looking good enough to eat! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5163 We'd like to run a few tests. Nurse, please prep the cocoa. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5164 Patient states he was chased down by a fox and tumbled into a briar patch when a Mr Brer Rabbit found him. I think just a general review of the story line is all that's needed here. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5165 We believe you have Clove Pox. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5166 Are you interested in becoming an organ donor? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5167 And here we have the very rare Gingerbed Man 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5168 We know Achilles Tendonitis was not in the original story, but we think this is a more realistic treatment. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5169 We call this a taste biopsy. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5170 Our team finds that you are fit to eat until the label says "best used by" or your insurance runs out. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5171 No, he's the "other" kind of baked. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5172 You lost your nose but, we really can't say what ails you until we take a bite out of your ass. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
5173 Yes, it was a fugue state, but no, you were never the drummer from Cream. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5174 We ran as fast as we can. We did catch you, Gingerbread Man. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5175 How can we help restore your sense of piss and ginger? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5176 Your margins were clean, but we couldn't save your icing outline. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5177 We frankly have no idea what to do with you. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5178 I'm sorry, but you're lactose intolerant. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5179 I'm afraid that they left out an important ingredient and they need to start over. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5180 We can't sugarcoat this news - we did find some gluten. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5181 The graft was a success, but unfortunately the only available donor had a brownie dick. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5182 The risk of job burnout runs high in his field. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5183 We are the first gingerbread farm-to-table restaurant in Williamsburg. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5184 If you just sign, these researchers can begin taking samples for their clinical study. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5185 It's going to be an arm and a leg and a lot of dough. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5186 As I explained to you earlier, we have found a suitable replacement for your gumdrop buttons, Mr. Ginger 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5187 I shall demonstrate that you are not a gingerbread man, but just a man that ate a lot of gingerbread. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5188 We think your glucose level needs to be increased. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5189 There's nothing we can do for you. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5190 The experts agree. You are not yet ready for the frosting. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5191 By consensus our bad news is that you're half-baked. Our other bad news is that you need to return to the oven. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5192 Five people from the bakery have come forward so far. It's not just a Hollywood problem, Carl. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5193 It looks like wide spread gingivitis 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5194 You've suffered some severe burns, but we think you should still be delicious. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5195 Preliminary findings indicate too much baking soda. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5196 put him on a sugar- free diet 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5197 Don't worry. They've assured me that the report saying they would put you in the oven again is just fake news. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5198 Good news. Your glutenectomy was a success! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5199 Consider yourself lucky. You should see the broth. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5200 Next we perform the taste test. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5201 Time for your end-of-life-decision. Today, the chefs will plead their case. Tomorrow, the architects. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5202 We recommend a dip in hot tea but understand if you'd like a second opinion. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5203 He's a tough cookie, but he still needs to be iced down. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5204 We won't know for sure until the results from the nibble test come back, but it looks like you may have gluten. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5205 We tested him for everything we could, but it seems he's just a crusty guy. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5206 Too much butter and sugar. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5207 My esteemed colleagues think your medical condition is baked in. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5208 Our sous chefs uamiously agree that you're lactose intolerant. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5209 About the diagnosis, you're welcome to a 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th opinion. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5210 I'm sorry to tell you but one of your gumdrops has ruptured. Nurse, get the cookie cutter. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5211 Instead of an oven, try an InstaPot. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5212 Cookie cutter cloning. Another half-baked idea. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5213 Maybe "bake me a cake as fast as you can" is not always the best option. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5214 You'll be relieved to know the results of the biopsy showed a pecan and not a gross raisin like we feared. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5215 Thanks for the two penises, but I can't reach them. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5216 It's tastier than it looks. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5217 So can you describe this feeling of being burnt to a crisp? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5218 I’ve brought in some specialists to see if we can determine why you’re losing your ginger. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5219 .... of course you will remember him as Gumby. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5220 Ginger here, is a well-bread individual, but suffers from runaway symptoms. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5221 We may have to put him back in the oven. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5222 relax, and we'll tell you why you're not on a plate right now. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5223 The good news is your surgery was a success, but I don't think you'll be running any time soon. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5224 Mr. Gingerbread, I’m afraid the flu has caught you. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5225 Just as I predicted, he's morphed ! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5226 We had to amputate your legs, and they were delicious. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5227 We need to put you on a gluten free diet. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5228 So Ms Breadman, the Bake Team is here to collect your samples 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5229 No, doctor, we followed the usual recipe - other than the genetically altered flour. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5230 We're so sorry. We don't think you can lick this one. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5231 Your heart ran as fast as it can. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5232 It's frostingbite I'm afraid. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5233 The leg transbakes were a success! The fox hadn't digested them yet. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5234 A few days rest and you should taste as good as new. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5235 This case involves a particularly acute yeast infection..... and, yes, he did have red hair. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5236 You've been helpful but I'm calling in a Michelin dessert chef stat; before he goes stale. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5237 So, did you get the license number of the bulldozer? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5238 Mr. Gingerbread,we have the finest specialists from the Culinary Institute to advise me. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5239 First name "Ginger". Last name "Bread" He should have lots of dough to pay. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5240 There is no cure, I'm afraid. But we all concur that your autopsy will be delicious. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5241 Good news - the growths on your chest are benign. You'll be running as fast as you can in no time. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5242 A classic case of preheat stroke. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5243 ...and finally, The Gingerbreadman. Is he a man? Is he a woman? Is he neither? It never used matter, no one used to care. Bakers, #everyonematters. And yes, prognosis is “stale.” 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5244 Feeling Stale? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5245 This is the part of the job I ate. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5246 I assure you Mr. Baker, they will proceed most gingerly. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5247 High in sugar, fat, and refined carbohydrates. He couldn't outrun a heart attack. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5248 I ran, ran as fast as I can but you caught me. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5249 Well, your labs show a serious deficiency, but a shot of ginger and a course of two ginger beers a day for two weeks should fix you right up. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5250 Our opinion is, if you ever want to run, run, run, again...you will need at least an hour in the pan. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5251 I thought you said it would take care of itself. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5252 You're lucky to still be in one piece. Also, these fine people have volunteered to rebuild your house. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5253 Your bones are brittle right now, a few days in a humid place should do the trick. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5254 They’re here to help you get dressed. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5255 We call it diarrhea. You call it the runs. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5256 Whatever we are, we are eating you alive! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5257 We are going to start milk emergen therapy immediately. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5258 I think we've finally found you a sorghum donor. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5259 My consultants agree with me...you’re not done...we need to put you back in the oven. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5260 We'll get you run, running again as fast as we can. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5261 This is the worst case of Giner-vitis I've ever seen. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5262 As your doctor, I must advise this is your last chance to run, run, fast as you can. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5263 If you don't stop running away from health issues, you're gonna to be toast! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5264 You should avoid dairies. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5265 Your sodium level is a teaspoon low. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5266 If we remove the gluten-free flour, you may run again. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5267 We would all love to know what your recipe is for good health and a quick recovery? 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5268 Terminally delicious, I'm afraid 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5269 I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate... again 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5270 Patient leapt from an oven and fell 6 inches. We finally caught him talking to a fox near the parking garage. Slightly overbaked, so he's in a pretty fragile state. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5271 His bad ginger is a little high, and his good ginger’s too low. Maybe add some exercise to the recipe. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5272 It doesn’t explain your recurring urge to jump into a cup of scalding hot coffee, but we think you’re just suffering from low blood sugar. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5273 Gingerbread Man, Gingerbread Man, according to these test results, you can run, run, as fast as you can, but they’ll always be able to catch you. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5274 We are sorry to inform you that your running days are over. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5275 You're 6'3" (ahem) and weigh 230 (ahem): a perfect candidate for either a heart attack or the presidency, Mr. Bill. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5276 You have donated your body to culinary science! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5277 I'm sorry, we ran out of yeast and you will be unable to rise. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5278 We're all here to take patient samples. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5279 When the paramedics caught you, exactly how much nutmeg was in your system? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5280 You ran, ran, as fast as you can. But you caught a dose, Mr. Gingerbread man. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5281 Sir, you're going to have to take off that costume before we can treat you. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5282 Good news, your ginger reassignment was a success. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5283 His muscles are still a bit stiff. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5284 We had to remove your swirl. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5285 We can add some quick-rise yeast, but they'll still be able to catch you now. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5286 The procedure was a success--you're gluten free! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5287 He's got a severe case of gingervitis 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5288 The royal icing did the trick, but I’m afraid you’ll never run-run-run-as-fast-as-you-can again. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5289 None of us have ever seen one crumble that way before. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5290 We recommend a coffee enema. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5291 Despite the high levels of sugar, he's the healthiest gingerbread man ever! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5292 Sir, you're burns are minor; it was the amount of smoke produced that caused so much alarm for these good folks at your bakery. We'll treat with icing for a few days and you'll be good to go! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5293 clearly, he's allergic to ginger. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5294 Yes, it appears your....hog, as you call it, has turned into gingerbread, too. At the risk of stating the obvious, sir, I've never seen anything like it. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5295 There's nothing wrong, but the team's consensus is that you're terminal. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5296 Run, run as fast as you can. You can still catch it. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5297 We're investigating milk go-withs. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5298 Don't worry. They're just here to help me analyze your crumb structure. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5299 I'll need help with the icing. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5300 We can release you today and, like I said, steer clear of foxes. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5301 We are prescribing large doses of butter, sugar, and salt for your negative disposition. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5302 It looks to me like there might have been a mix-up with his meds. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5303 We think its the riboflavin. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5304 Unless they add more baking powder, your expiration date will be shortened. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5305 The patient suffers from "Ginger symptoms" and bitterness after being taunted by the Black & Whites 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
5306 Eddie Murphy is waiting outside 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
5307 I've assembled a team of experts to handle you're case. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
5308 You'll be better with a little less sugar. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
5309 Not to worry.These are the best Pastry Chefs in the city! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
5310 Ladies and gentlemen,this is, without a doubt, the worst yeast infection I have ever seen. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5311 That's what happens when you don't insert the IV in time. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5312 We're especially excited about converting your house. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5313 The lab report shows an elevated ginger-to-bread ratio. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5314 He ran, ran as fast as he could, and he tore his ACL. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5315 Just keep of it, and stay away from milk. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5316 When done in moderation, letting them catch you if they can poses no significant health risk. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5317 A ginger transplant is now possible due to advances in baking technology. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5318 I'd like you to meet your transitioning team. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5319 I've consulted with the specialists, and I think the problem is too much sugar in your diet. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5320 The Chef of Surgery decided they want to do a gumdrop biopsy. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5321 The operation was successful. However, just to be safe, we recommend proceeding gingerly for the next few days. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5322 You'll never run again. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5323 This one was only half-baked. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5324 Sir, the hair transplant went according to plan. But we have to tell you.. you are still ginger 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5325 We had to give him sugar. He’s much better but he’s no longer healthy 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5326 Looks like he has a bad case of hydrogenation. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5327 Your test results are in. Four out of five bakers agree you’re more nutmeg than ginger. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5328 Your ginger reading is too high. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5329 We've determined you have an egg allergy. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5330 The old adage, that is applicable to making a quick visual diagnosis, Chef, is ‘YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.’ 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5331 I guess they caught you, but we're very sorry, we can't reattach the crumbs. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5332 Now you know what happens when you pull a stunt like that on the wire rack. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5333 But you can't catch flu, you're the Gingerbread Man! 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5334 This patient is an example of the dangers of “running as fast as you can”. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5335 gingivitis has really taken a turn for the worse 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5336 I'm afraid that we did speak about the fact that your time is limited. You miraculously made it through the end of December. ...soon you will meet your markers. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5337 It's a puzzling and sad case, a severe allergy to ginger. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5338 Your insurance plan limits you to choose one of these five specialists. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5339 He got bit by a human; to recover he needs to have more ginger. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5340 He transferred here December 25 with the diagnosis of “half-baked.” The patient has offered his left forearm to whomever would like to be first to confirm the initial diagnosis. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5341 The good news is you’re going to live. The bad news is we’re going to eat you. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5342 You're going to be delicious. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5343 Was the ginger separated from the Wasabi? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5344 They say its all about oven temperature. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5345 You'll soon be back run, running as fast as you can. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5346 I don’t know what you’re eating but your numbers are through the roof. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5347 He's missing a few gumballs, but appears to be in stable condition 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5348 And he said, "You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5349 The consensus is you have a severe yeast infection! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5350 He ran, ran, ran until his hip crumbled. Recommending a dough replacement. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5351 Where is Pygmalion?He was supposed to be here! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5352 Prognosis:niblerosis 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5353 We've called in a team of specialists on your condition 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5354 I'm thinking zebras, not horses. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
5355 When you start to feel crummy, we suggest icing. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5356 You are going to need a lot of dough before you can get out of here 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5357 Dr. Thompson would like to apologize for yelling 'Oh, Snap!' earlier. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5358 We're going to have to remove the leg. We need your permission to then devour it. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5359 The tests are in. They can and did catch you. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5360 A case of ginger ail for sure. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
5361 I'm Doctor Man and these are my muffin men. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5362 We’re deadlocked. We can’t agree whether we would prefer to cure you or eat you. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5363 If we can't fix this it will eat him alive. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5364 We can beat this. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5365 Looks like something caught him. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5366 I recommend you run as fast as you can. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5367 Sure, you can call it cancer, my team and I simply call it stale" 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5368 No. Too many cooks won't spoil the soup. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5369 "The tests all show you're allergic to ginger". 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5370 And the colposcopy shows his polyps are gumdrops. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5371 It looks like your insomnia is caused by sleeping in bed with crumbs. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5372 We need to operate. It we don't, you could crumble at any moment. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5373 Bad news....Not to pile on any more misery for you but your house just burnt. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5374 We're going with a milk bath. Hope you're all hungry in case it doesn't work out. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5375 Fortunately, he spit it out, so we were able to bake it back on. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5376 We didn’t have enough plaster, so we had to improvise. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5377 I'm thinking of discharging right after the second course. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5378 Xeriscaping is picking up speed! [for caption of running saguaro due 1/21 midnight] 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5379 Well, at least he doesn’t have B.O. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5380 It's a problem of taxonomy rather than anatomy: technically, you're a gingerbread PERSON. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5381 Wait Wait I am here legally 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5382 So sorry about the crummy news. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5383 Sir, your insurance is acceptable, but your outfit isn't. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
5384 I have asked the chiefs from the 'Great American Bake-off' for a second opinion. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5385 I've let them know that we'll be treating you gingerly while hospitalized. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5386 We're sorry to inform you, but you have "frosting" bite. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5387 He's currently two weeks past his expiry date. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5388 He ran too fast... 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5389 The patient presents with burns to the backside and says he's feeling crummy. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5390 ...oven tests confirm the diagnosis of depleted batter followings recurring episodes of "run, run as fast as I can, you can't catch me... 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5391 Some rest and a bit of frosting, then we'll have you up and about in no time. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
5392 Either you've caught something, or somebody caught you. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5393 You can see that coarse oatmeal was a bad choice. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5394 Yes, ginger is good for you, but I think you’ve overdone it a little bit. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5395 It's fortunate we caught him in time. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5396 The team is ready for your Lady Finger surgery. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5397 I'm afraid your sugar substitute didn't take. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5398 It’s important to use the right utensils to make transginger patients comfortable. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
5399 We'd like you to consider being an organ doner. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
5400 According to the kitchen staff You have a terminal condition with only an hour to live ... 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5401 patient has a diagnosis of "white coat syndrome" of unknown origin, proceed with caution. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5402 My pre-op team wants to thoroughly digest your condition. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5403 Your prognosis isn't good, so I'd like to introduce you to your hospice team. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
5404 We succeeded in removing both your sugar and your spice! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5405 Looks like you have a case of the "Gumdrops". 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5406 The good news is we're not going to eat you! The bad news is that your insurance does not cover Gingervitus. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
5407 Let's keep him here until he's soft in the center and crisp on the edges. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
5408 You'll be running as fast as you can again in no time! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5409 Someone mixed up the ingredients 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5410 And this is what happens when we bake with hubris 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5411 OK, so we found out that you're allergic to eggs. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5412 I'm sorry I can't stay, but my attendings will bake good care of you. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5413 Feeling half baked I'm told. Lets check that out with a toothpick and go from there. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5414 He's here because he ate too much cookie dough? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5415 Congratulations! It was touch and go, but he is now gluten free. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5416 He does look a bit stiff...but he smell great...doesn't he! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5417 I’ve called in some specials to help with your diagnosis. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5418 I decided to bring in more specialists. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5419 What was that about running "As fast as I can"? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5420 We have experts in your condition on staff. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5421 It must be the additional Vanilla Extract that landed him flat on his back. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5422 They're all specialists in cookie dough diseases. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5423 I'm afraid that you have a bad case of gingivitis. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5424 We've scheduled to amputation to coincide with the holiday party. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5425 "Please don't chase me anymore, unless you're ready to catch me." Anybody a Grey's Anatomy fan? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5426 We're going to get you running like hell again. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5427 The good news is we stopped the hemorrhage. The bad news is your spleen is now a Swedish Fish. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5428 We've put together a highly talented team of chefalists. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5429 Weren’t you the drummer for Cream? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5430 I can understand your hesitation, but I strongly recommend general anesthesia. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5431 Frankly we don't understand gingerbreadosis either, but you look delicious. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5432 Please rise gingerly from your bed. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5433 Nothing to get frosted about--it was only a bad burn. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5434 It's a classic case of Seasonal Affective Disorder. Get me 20 cc's of molasses. Stat. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5435 Not to worry, sir. We have a team of well-trained professionals who will perform the filling transfusion. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5436 We're doing all we can, but something seems to be eating away at you. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
5437 We in the medical profession prefer tough cookies. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5438 Goodnews. You a are going to star in the next episode of 'Kitchen Nightmares'! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5439 We have come to the conclusion that you may never be able to stand on your own. You are suffering from being "Half Baked" 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5440 He's not looking forward to the Sauerbraten procedure. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
5441 Why do you ask about the ways the cookie crumbles? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
5442 We caught you just in time. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5443 You understand we've never before attempted a gender and spice-reassignment. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
5444 The ginger infusion should help with the nausea. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5445 Well, folks, he led a long, full life. Now: CHOW DOWN!!! 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
5446 Unfortunately, you have no hope of survival. However, your body can be donated to culinary science so that no gingerbread man ever suffers from mold poisoning again. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5447 We took out your appendix, and it was delicious. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5448 We all agree that a glucose treatment is your best option. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5449 So you strained your back while you were running? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5450 Trans-fats were used so our patient no longer identifies as gingerbreadman. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5451 That tempertature of 350 degrees for two hours was just too much. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5452 I am certain you will be rising soon. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5453 This patient presents Ginger Pox, Weak Dough Legs, Puffy Buttons and is Diagnosed as Non-Edible. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5454 The sugar rush inevitably catches up with us all, Mr. Man. That’s the way the cookie crumbles. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5455 We're here for your colonoscopy. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5456 Our diagnosis is that sugar levels are good; your yeast count is simply too high. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5457 I’ve told him repeatedly to reduce his sugar intake. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5458 You’re wanted in the West Wing, Mr. President. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5459 It says here you're an organ donor... 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
5460 Everything's covered by Medicake. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5461 The good news is, you have the same thing that Muffin Man has last week. We treated him for 25 minutes at 360 degrees and he was ready for release in no time. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5462 There is nothing I can do , you should prepare now to meet your creators . 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5463 The peppermint pinwheel was successfully removed; still unclear if eggnog was to blame. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
5464 The gingerbread man is doing well after he fell when he ran and ran as fast as he can. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5465 You can't keep trying to run from your diagnosis, Mr. Gingerbread Man. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5466 Sorry, Mr. Ginger, there'll be no 'run running as fast as you can' for at least 6 to 8 weeks. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5467 What makes you think it’s diabetes? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5468 You ran as fast as you could, but I'm sorry to say your COPD has finally caught up with you. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5469 Don't eat what you are. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5470 well, it appears that you are having a very severe allergic reaction to molasses 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5471 Accidental ginger overdose. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5472 The insurance policy held by The Little Old Lady and The Little Old Man will cover your ongoing care by the chefs of this hospital's cafeteria. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5473 They hope to help you complete your recovery before the butchers and the candlestick makers get here. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5474 The specialists agree. If we don't heat you to 450 degrees for 30 minutes, you'll never be able to stand on your legs. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5475 I have some bad news. It's terminal. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5476 We think you may be suffering from acute frostingitis. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5477 You are looking much more delicious today; I think the molasses transfusion was a complete success. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5478 If we don't act fast, hell be a ginger deadman. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5479 I'm afraid you are lacking in raisins! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5480 Now don't be scared, but Chef -- oops Dr Cook, inside joke, wants you to say, "Aaaaa". 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5481 No one is trying to eat you, it's your paranoia talking. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5482 Their diagnosis is half-baked. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5483 The bad news is that the cracks in your legs are irreparable. The good news is that with a little bit of icing they are still edible if not downright delicious. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5484 Do you remember opting-in to our gumdrop donation program? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5485 We hope to get a rise out of you. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5486 You won't be able to run again until you get your sugar levels back in balance. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5487 It is that rare conditioin iknown as Gingerbreadmanitis. Look closely, you may not see his like again. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5488 O.K., team, let's see how the cookie crumbles. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5489 You've been eating too much bread. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5490 The crumbling is in remission, but tomorrow a five-year-old is going to bite off your head. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5491 We feel your case should be handled by a team of specialists. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5492 This is John Dough. He sustained injuries while running. He begins frosting therapy tomorrow. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5493 Yo wanna piece of me? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5494 Good news, Mr. Man! We've removed all the gluten, no one will ever try and bite you again! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5495 The bad news is that you’re allergic to ginger. The good news is that our expert panel finds you to be uniformly delicious! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5496 We've determined that you're sick because you were made with high fructose corn syrup instead of organic sugar. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5497 Keep the molasses in the recipe. Otherwise they taste anemic. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5498 We can rebuild him. Better than he was before. Bigger. Fresher. Sweeter. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5499 We are so sorry.. you're half baked. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5500 Good news! We've successfully removed all of the gluten. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5501 Tom, we'd like to monitor for cross-contamination, but you are in fact gluten-free! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5502 As you can see, the patient is still feeling a little ginger.... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5503 And this patient suffers from the seasonal stress of being tasty. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5504 Poor Ginger, what have they done to you? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5505 Note: during dorsal decubitus, we see only three buttons. Can anyone tell me why? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5506 Lunch. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5507 We've diagnosed cinnamon overload. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5508 Your test results came back and your sugar levels are through the roof! 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5509 I'm extremely sorry sir, but you're suffering from a severe case of PBSD. Post Bake Stress Disorder. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5510 We believe the problem may be too much salt. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5511 This looks like a case of overbaking. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5512 We believe your symptoms suggest an allergy to gluten. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5513 We did it, We baked the largest size gingerbread man ever. He even looks human. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5514 Would you like to enroll in our organ donor program? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5515 "We've been able to rule out electrical wiring problems as the source of the burnt molasses smell in your kitchen. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5516 No problem! I just wasn’t bakedlong enough. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5517 Baked on re-entry, serving suggestions please? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5518 Apparently it's some kind of allergic reaction to whipped cream. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5519 The good news is that your diabetes can be diet-controlled 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5520 Listen Mr. Bread as a patient you do have options, we can either take a limb or your head ! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5521 Well Ginger, the good news is the house didn’t burn down. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5522 Extensive testing indicates your gluten free crumb is revolting. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5523 Aspirin, rest, and no more running fast as you can. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5524 Gingerbed man has crumbosis. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5525 Let's see you run now, G-Man. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5526 I guess too many cooks spoiled the gingerbread man! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5527 I’ll say this as gingerly as possible..... You’re toast. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5528 You were over baked, however we're going to apply some sugar glaze. You should be ready to be eaten by tomorrow. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5529 your running days are over, I'm afraid. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5530 You can't be discharged until the house is complete. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5531 i'm happy to tell you it's not a heart attack. you were just undercooked inside. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5532 You caught it. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5533 I don't want to sugar-coat this...but you're sugar-coated. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5534 We think your problem is not enough cinnamon. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5535 Oh, it's not so bad. I thought one of your legs had been bitten off. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5536 Looks like we have another ginger overdose on our hands 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5537 Here we have a classic presentation of yeast intoxication. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5538 He requires a molecular gastronomist. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5539 None of this "Run, run as fast as you can" baloney. We need to do some tastes...er tests. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5540 We removed that crummy tumor. You’ll be healthy Mr. Ginger. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5541 Do you have any questions about your reassignment procedure into an elephant ear? 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5542 After checking your recipe, we've concluded it's gluten intolerance. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5543 ...and this is another failed experiment but what's import is that we learn from it. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5544 Your baking soda level is a little high. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5545 We recommend a gluten-free diet. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5546 Sir, you may have ran, ran, ran as fast as you could but he took a bite out of your thigh anyway. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5547 Well, the culprit appears to be a high concentration of cinnamon in your system. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5548 Your sex-change operation will be complete when our bakers apply your frosting of choice. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5549 Diagnosis: too much running, your knees are like cookie brittle. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5550 Our diagnosis is that you are only half baked 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5551 It appears that your life has finally caught up with you, Mr. Gingerbread Man. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5552 You may have escaped from the little old woman. But you can't escape brain cancer. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5553 I thought you might like to meet the rest of the Trans-Ginger Team. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5554 Well good news is, your legs are already cooked. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5555 You should have run run run faster. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5556 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5557 If you're the flu, He can catch You. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5558 Stay back, you could catch this one. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5559 Our diagnosis is too much sugar. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5560 his blood pressure keeps raisin so we need to put him on permanent bread rest. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5561 Any last bequests? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5562 Your sex change operation was successful so yes, you can leave here as just plain Ginger. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5563 The only thing that can help him is a strict gluten-free diet. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5564 I guess they can run as fast as you can. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5565 Without insurance, this will cost you a lot of dough. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5566 Well, the flu can catch the Gingerbread Man. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5567 They all agree, your here because you are only half baked 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5568 Apparently you are on your last run. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5569 The results are in: You're positively scrumptious. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5570 We should assess him gingerly. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5571 Would you be willing to donate your body to baking science? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5572 Good news is no yeast infection. Bad- your dough balls are half-baked. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5573 I'm afraid to say your femur is crumbling. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5574 You're a lucky man...a few more degrees and you might have been consumed!! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5575 I appreciate that the scar is still weeping, but Mr. Gingerbeard insists on having the kidney promised to him. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5576 His vital signs are stable. He's still brittle, but if we can get his temp down another 15 degrees, he should be good to go for the annual hospital charity gingerbread contest. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5577 The jacuzzi was just too hot. Your fourth gumdrop may never be the same again. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5578 He's also got a really bad case of the runs" 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5579 Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5580 The bad news is no more barefoot running with your heel strike pattern. The good news is we’re here to collab on baking a new pair of sneakers. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5581 Not to worry. Your buttons are all intact. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5582 The good news is that your cookie cutter surgery went well. The bad news is that you still have a fever. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5583 Mr. Man, you should know better than to trust anyone to give you fellatio. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5584 "We have yet to diagnose the root of your symptoms," Dr. Baker said gingerly. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5585 He was under the sun lamp for too long 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5586 She asks to be called Ginger Breadman. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5587 Our culinary staff wishes to evaluate your ingredients. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5588 We have bad news: Too many cooks are giving me half-baked diagnoses. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5589 Yes, we are, here, in it, for the dough... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5590 I'm afraid you need new feet. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5591 Surprisingly, your mouth is clear but the rest of you has gingivitis. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5592 His body is entirely covered in third degree burns. Someone didn't know what they were doing. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5593 We have brought in a team of specialists who will ensure that you will be able to run, run, as fast as you can. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5594 As your doctor, I recommend a dusting of chili pepper to get you back on your feet. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5595 My experience tells me this patient's recovery will be as slow as molasses. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5596 I'm sorry, but you're going to have to give up running. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5597 If we make you a house, will you promise to stop running away? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5598 I'm afraid you're allergic to gluten 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5599 All your tests are negative so far. We just have one more left to do: the skewer test. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5600 Turns out you had an allergic reaction to the ginger. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5601 After all that running, he’s moving gingerly. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5602 We're sorry, the test results confirmit....you are gluten-free. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5603 Your glucose levels are a bit high. I think it's diet, but they insist it's just bad genetics. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5604 I'm afraid you won't be able to run away at this point. You're knees are shot. The good news is our team here can bake you some new ones. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5605 Tastes? I said more tests are needed. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5606 I have some bad news. You’re no longer going to be able to run as fast as you can. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5607 Sir, I'm afraid that you have the rare gingeritis disease - the only known cure is for you to be eaten - as fast as we can! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5608 I'm sorry, but a pre-operative milk bath is quite out of the question. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5609 So, Ralph, these tasters from out of town just want to know one thing: Feet or head first? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5610 No, they aren't pastry chefs 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5611 He limped into the ER in shock. His right foot was missing. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5612 Looks like your gin count is way too low, and your ger count too high--the gerginbread disease. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5613 Do you have any pre-existing conditions? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5614 The protocol requires us to take a closer look at your cholesterol numbers. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5615 You can't run because your have Half-baked disorder! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5616 But today is National Hug Day! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5617 Tabitha crinkled her nose and made me life-sized. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5618 The bad news first: Your butterfat levels are off the charts. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5619 I'm afraid you're diabetic. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5620 The good news is you're not contagious. The bad news is we're serving you with coffee. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5621 Assisting me in the amputation will be the staff from the Everything Dessert Bakery. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5622 To avoid consumption, you should probably just keep running. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5623 No, don't release me doc, they are going to bake me hard. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5624 Sure you can run as fast as you can, but it might pull your stitches. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5625 We pride ourselves on a patient-centered approach to wellness. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5626 The patient appears to have sugar pox! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5627 ...but the good news is, we can freeze until December. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5628 The good news is, you can run. The bad news is, they can catch you. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5629 Sorry, sir, but it is impossible to circumcise something you do not have to begin with. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5630 Our next patient is a person of ginger 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5631 He's surprisingly carb-conscious. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5632 This team will come in for a nibble every four hours. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5633 He's admitted for a foot flattening. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5634 After all, those gumdrops were just useless appendages. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5635 Just a tad more ginger, man 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5636 The good news is you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is you'll be devoured soon. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5637 We're pretty sure you don't have a yeast infection. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5638 Our prosthetic team will have you back on your feet in no time. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5639 And so we'll preheat the procedure to 350* degrees.... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5640 You will live but you will never again be able to run, run, as fast as you can. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5641 I'm going to have to turn your case over to the specialists. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5642 How much C35H52O6 did you take? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5643 You now have a permanent immunity to all influenza viruses and it is baked in. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5644 Well students, it seems you’ve cooked up quite a storm. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5645 You're our first four-limb reconstruction. Now, just stay away from mouths. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5646 Unfortunately, the way the cookie crumbled, there's just nothing we can do. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5647 I'm sorry we had to put you under the cutter. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5648 It appears that we CAN catch you, and that you can catch gonorrhea. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5649 He goes through this after every Christmas! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5650 'You're in great shape for a pure carbohydrate. Maybe a little more exercise and go a little lighter on the Big Macs?' 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5651 You're just too baked. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5652 He was admitted half-baked and delimbed. We fixed him up yesterday and will do a full body icing today. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5653 We regret to inform you that you have a severe case of 'Gingerbreaditis'. For treatment, we are prescribing a trip to 'Candy Land" down Gumdrop Pass , through the Peppermint Forest to the Gingerbread Plum Tree 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5654 Have you considered organ donation? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5655 Good news! We found some orphans who can use your limbs for housing. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5656 It's time to consider organ donation. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5657 We caught it in time, Gingerbread Man. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5658 I want to operate, they want to crunch you down the disposal and start over. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5659 You can't catch it - he's the gingerbread man. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5660 Yes, technically my formal training was in medicine. But my true passion has always been the culinary arts. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5661 After further analysis, Mr. Bread, those aren't bed sores, they're yeast bumps. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5662 You've got four more limbs to live. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5663 The reassignment surgery was a success, but I would recommend laying low for a while. It'll take some time before you'll be able to run full speed. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5664 Coming soon to a table near you. The Shape of Milk. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5665 The question is, what did he catch? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5666 where's mr. bill when I need him 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5667 Lab results show he has gingervitis. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5668 We are sorry the oven exploded ,the pain your feeling is gingeritis.... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5669 He looks drawn. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5670 Mr. Hayes was always delusional, or so we thought, until he finished second in the 100 meters at the Olympic Trials. Turns out they could catch him. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5671 It was inevitable. The President was bound to over do it with the sun lamp. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5672 Ginger Bread man or woman. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5673 Unfortunately, you have a gluten allergy. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5674 They said bring flours to ginger bed man. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5675 Well, I guess they finally did catch him! 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5676 He just fainted from too much cinnamon and molasses. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5677 It's a miracle! You're only supposed to have only two buttons. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5678 And this is what happens when you cook in dabs, pinches and handfuls. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5679 Good news is that your illness is treat-able but my colleagues will have to take samples in order to make a proper diagnosis. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5680 We are pleased to inform you that your body parts will be distributed to many small children by the Ginger Cookie Society. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5681 I’ve called in some outside experts. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5682 Yes, you will be a little ginger when we are done. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5683 My interns would like to do some biopsies. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5684 Any last words? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5685 Another tablespoon of leavening should do the trick. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5686 We've brought in the finest pastry chefs to perform your pastry reasignment surgery. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5687 I'm sorry to tell you, but it looks like someone forgot the baking soda. Your doughy complexion is incurable . . . 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5688 Damn it! You caught me! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5689 No need to worry. I think things are going to pan out. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5690 He came here in crumbs and we managed to save him from being over heated. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5691 Please! No more pricks! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5692 They want you back in the oven....but first you owe me some dough. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5693 He couldn't run from plantar fasciitis 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5694 "Doctor, do you think there will be bathrooms for my gender? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5695 Just don't run, run, run as fast as you can. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5696 It's not good. Should we notify your next-of-grain? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5697 A touch of the ginger virus, but otherwise he'll make a full recovery. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5698 They wanted a second opinion, what part can you do without? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5699 1. Out of the oven before you were done, eh? 2. Could you point out the student behind me who took you out of the oven before you were done? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5700 It's your cholesterol! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5701 You just need five more minutes in the hyperthermic chamber. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5702 Well, our specialists are saying you look delicious but we're going to have to bring you in for some taste tests. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5703 The gluten transfer went as expected but you'll need to walk, walk as slow as you can for a few weeks while taste comes back. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5704 It's out of our control. You're about to expire. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5705 That advanced chip therapy seems to be working 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5706 Sorry. We thought you were a gingerbread man but we now realize you're a sponge 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5707 You didn't run as fast as you can. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5708 After 45 minutes at 350, you should expect icing after a 25 minute cool down. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5709 They have persuaded me to try a treatment by frosting. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5710 The diagnosis is "Acute Flatness" - and we're sorry but it's not curable. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5711 You're suffering from a serious case of being delicious. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5712 Suffering from lethargy? Too much flour, not enough sugar. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5713 My transplant team wants to watch you touch your toes. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5714 He ran as fast as he could, but he couldn't run from his past... 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5715 It says your blood type is ginger? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5716 My diagnosis is that you have too many raisins. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5717 Tests show that you have a bad case of the crumbles. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5718 and you said we would we would never catch you 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5719 The good news is that there are a load of people that would be happy to receive a part of you! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5720 Unfortunately we're in a bit of a crunch. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5721 Ok, who caught him ?? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5722 OK, who put raisins in the gingerbread? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5723 It's only fair that each of them gets a nibble, but you can say where. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5724 No insurance? Do you got any dough? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5725 Who would like to practice changing a breadpan? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5726 We've assembled a special team to accommodate your needs. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
5727 You are a gingerbread man and it is our consensus opinion that you remain that way! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5728 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI0mSEzttx8 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5729 The good news is you’re fully covered. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5730 Next time we will have to mix the batter more gingerly 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5731 It might just be a nibble, but I recommend we put up our feet and give him a milk bath. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5732 I'm confident our culinary team can help you with your ginger allergy. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5733 “A dose or two of ginger and you will perk right up”! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5734 He is clearly not gluten free; so, who missed my memo? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5735 Well, Mr. Bread, as part of their time at our teaching hospital, these interns would like to check your symptoms." 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5736 We have come to the conclusion that because it has no bow, it is a boy. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5737 So you caught me. Now what? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
5738 Well, they caught you, and now they all want a piece of you. I play a doctor on TV. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
5739 Milk in the batter, milk in the batter, we verified your health insurance, and nothing's the matter. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5740 We are going to start with the head and take it from there. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5741 This is the team that will assist me with your rhinoplasty. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5742 Feeling hungry yet? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5743 We are eagerly awaiting your decision as an organ donor. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5744 No, unfortunately the oven could not be salvaged and the warranty has expired. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5745 We ate his skinny pet. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5746 The tests show that you've been over-proved and under-baked. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5747 You have a gluten allergy. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5748 He's been feeling a little burnt around the edges lately. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
5749 We are here to pick-up crumbs... 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5750 The thermal therapy was a success. My advice is to get up and run as fast as you can. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5751 The good news: the operation was a success. The bad news: we have to eat you. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5752 Who prescribed ginger for your pain? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5753 You insisted we be straight with you. OK...you're cooked. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5754 This is Mr GB Man, former doughboy. We're not sure if he caught a mold, if it caught him, or if he's cooking some other illness. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5755 This is definitely one of the worst gingerbread allergies we have seen in years 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5756 Great mews. Our special staff has agreed to replace all your internal organs gluten free. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5757 Nobody had ever caught him until Usain Bolt joined the police force. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5758 I was hoping that the team that brought you into this world could cheer you up. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5759 I'm happy to report that this is the first successful instance of ginger reassignment surgery. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5760 You ran from the baker and his wife, too But our kitchen staff was too sly for you. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5761 As we suspected, it's gluten intolerance. You can keep the ginger, but we're going to have to remove the bread. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5762 I don't like to sugarcoat anything, and I'm no Pastry Chef, but I always begin at the top. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5763 This is a case of gingeritis NOT gingivitis. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5764 ‘We’re not sure, ........ but someone heard a “snap.” 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5765 Diagnosis: Irreversible Skin deterioration due to severe milk allergy. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5766 The diagnosis is not good. First you will lose an arm and then a leg. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5767 He's injured his ginger and lost the snap in his, uh, lap. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5768 Measles are rare in Gingerbread men and out team of specialists feel this is a clear sign of Cinnamon Overdose 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5769 We’ve managed to get the frostbite under control... 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5770 Your family is here with enough dough to pay your bill. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5771 Worst case of Gingerbreaditis I ever did see. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5772 We have to be careful: one wrong cut and he might crumble. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5773 He came in near death but the gluten-injections seem to be doing the trick. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5774 The good news is you've been cleared for discharge; the bad news is that you were cleared by the FDA 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5775 We think the flu caught the gingerbread man. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5776 You have a case of the ginger pox. 1.1667 0.08290 42 38 1 3
5777 We will need several tissue samples, actually. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5778 We need a list of your ingredients including fat content, saturated and unsaturated. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5779 The prognosis is edible 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5780 After debating with my colleagues, we have agreed on a diagnosis: you need more cinnamon and less sugar. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5781 Although the lab results do confirm that you are over-baked, they are inconclusive as to why everyone is able to run from you. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5782 Your glucose level is off the chart. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5783 Good news: we successfully refastened your buttons. Bad news: I'm about to bite off your head. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5784 Clever disguise, Mr. Batali, but Gwyneth wants her goop back. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5785 For some reason, he'd like us to lend him a comb 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5786 Run! It's the prickly Trump Stump. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5787 I know, Ginger Bread Man, you used outrun them, running as fast as you can, but now that old ginger will not let you stand. So sorry, Ginger Bread man. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5788 How did surgery go? Wait, what's up with the bakers caps? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5789 Something finally caught the Gingerbread Man. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5790 No, Doctor. I’m not sick. I don’t want to be eaten. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5791 I've brought in some consultants to help me sort out your high sugars and flat affect. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5792 The DNA results prove that you're a fake! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5793 Mr. Ginger Bread, your procedure was a success. You can now enjoy the Snapchat filters. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5794 My colleagues feel an infusion of yeast should make you rise. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5795 He was finally caught and brought in. A little more frosting and he's good to go. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5796 We can't rule out holiday fatigue so we're going to whip up some taste tests and go from there. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5797 He ran as fast as he could. But the fox still got a big bite! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5798 Luckily, your burns are minor after the house fire. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5799 He’s half baked. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5800 One too many eggs in the recipe resulted in chicken pox 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5801 It is our opinion that you have fulminant gingervitis. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5802 Good news! We were able to remove all the gluten. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5803 "My colleagues concur, you need to cut back on sugar". 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5804 During rehab, we recommend not taunting people to run as fast as they can to catch you. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5805 Don’t worry you have the top cooks working on your case 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5806 No, really, they're all real doctors, and they all understand the seriousness of treating a disease that makes the patient look like a gingerbread man. They all just thought it would be funny to wear baker's hats while treating you. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5807 Maybe ‘succulent’ means something else out here. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5808 We need to work on lowering his cholesterol level 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5809 Can we remove the spots without spoiling the taste? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5810 Get the sprinkles stat. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5811 Decrease sugar, replace flour with gluten-free, increase ginger and he should be fine. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5812 Only bed rest, or he'll crumble. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5813 Patient suffers from a snapped ginger, and that's how the cookie crumbles. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5814 The bad news is you're delicious. The good news is we usually bite your head off first. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5815 Just relax. You fell while running. Once the meds kick in you’ll go in for heat therapy. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5816 Would you like to donate your organs in the name of cooking? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5817 Change in diet. No more gingerbread. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5818 Fortunately, we caught it just in time. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5819 I told them I was lactose intolerant. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5820 "In hopes of making you feel better after your operation today, we brought you some gingerbread cook-Oh, no...." The new healthcare system still needs a little refinement. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5821 I am afraid it is bad news Mr GingerBreadMan.. you DID Catch the IfYouCan virus. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5822 I think that is Powdered Sugar Syndrome!" 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5823 The procedure was a success. However, to be sure, we'd like to perform some further "tests." 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5824 Spice-replacement therapy is still experimental, but if your transition to a cayenne-asafetida-bread man is successful, your life expectancy will increase dramatically. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5825 You can catch the flu, gingerbread man 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5826 Do you feel undercooked or overcooked? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5827 While we could not catch you, you caught the flu. Dr. Jones here will beat it out of you. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5828 He is exhausted from his run, a little heat treatment in the oven will firm him up. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
5829 The problem is his ginger is definitely elevated. But that’s not covered by Medicare and he just doesn’t have the bread. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
5830 I'm glad we caught you before you were too far gone. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5831 Obviously, an overdose of baking powder in his diet preparation. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
5832 His sugar level is really high. He's diabetic. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
5833 It’s called a fictitious disorder. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5834 On the other hand, if we make the wrong diagnosis you get to eat us. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5835 Uhh...I think I feel better now. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5836 We think you're hypoglycemic. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5837 Bad news: the shutdown cut down our budget. Good news: there was a clearance sale on cookie cutters. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5838 He suffers from a gluten allergy. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5839 He's got too much sugar in his system. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5840 They helped me make you but I am your God. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
5841 I'm afraid your blood glucose is a bit too high. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5842 You seem to be in the very flour of health, though your neck may remain slightly ginger. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5843 Don't worry -- you'll be better with a little lemon curd. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5844 He might snap at you, but that's preferable to being a fat and ticklish doughboy. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5845 If you’re ready for the biopsies, just say, “Bon Appétit”! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5846 It's a wonderful gesture, but you can't be an organ donor. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5847 Didn't you realize that Type II Diabetes was a concern? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5848 Good news. It says he's an organ and tissue donor. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5849 Please note, the patient appears savory with hints of licorice and pumpkin spice. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5850 I brought in the best specialists. They're all in agreement. You're stale. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
5851 As a ginger, you should know how susceptible you are to bad burns... 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5852 We’ve taken every precaution to ensure the operation is a success. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5853 Since this is a teaching hospital, the kitchen house staff has suggested we transfer you to their service. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5854 ... The good news is you're made of dough. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5855 With a terminal diagnosis, we are still not sure how he survived. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5856 I'm afraid you have caramelization of the legs, you will never run again. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5857 Intern MacDougall will be taking a biopsy of your tertiary button's frosting. We suspect a severe vanilla deficiency. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
5858 Your sugar level is too high. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5859 This looks like a clear case of deliciousness. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5860 You all seem more suited to studying cuisine. Definitely not medicine. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5861 When did you first notice you were still doughy inside? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5862 We ran ran ran his labs as fast as we could, but we couldn't catch the source of his illness. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5863 Rest assured, we have an excellent neonatal intensive baking unit. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5864 HERE'S THE CATCH! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
5865 We're switching you to gluten-free. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5866 After consultation, it is our opinion you'll never run, run, run again. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
5867 And yet another case of a woman living in the body of a man. Suggestions? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
5868 Something caught up with him 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
5869 You're very lucky. We're gluten intolerant. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
5870 You present an unusual case so I brought in some specialists 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
5871 ... you’ll be running, running as fast as you can, in no time - we all feel a little stale after the holidays. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
5872 We successfully replaced your gumdrops, but you lost a lot of royal icing in the process, so you may feel a little unglued. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5873 Tell me sir, did you first start feeling crummy before or after you ran away from the fox? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5874 The diagnosis is a bit crumby. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
5875 Apparently with inflation - six million dollars would only allow us to repair you with ginger bread. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5876 To promote appetite, our experts suggest a healthy dose of ginger syrup. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5877 Any requests for your Last Meal? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5878 So, you want a new penis? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
5879 sir please stop crying you fucking pussy 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
5880 They will help you rise up 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5881 We feel the desserts got you over the hump. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5882 Oh, and since your case is so specialized, we've expanded the standard plastic surgery team to include a few specialists that will focus on your needs. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5883 My team will just need to take a few samples, Mr. Injured-Breadman. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
5884 First, I want to assure you that the operation was a success. However, the source of your donated organs was a bit ... unorthodox. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
5885 'There will be an adjustment period during which a particularly fast person _may_ be able to catch you.' 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5886 In the future try not to go out half-baked. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5887 I’m afraid I have some bad news. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
5888 Too much sugar. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5889 it looks like this Gingerbread Man cookie turned out to be a Franken-cookie 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
5890 He keeps mumbling about a fox 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5891 it is unfortunate, but your gumdrops have been recalled. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5892 You will have a long life of joyfulness, although you lost the ability of running! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5893 I'm afraid your insurance expired in December. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5894 He isn't running anywhere... 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5895 Even if your outfit is sweet or fun, it won't keep you out of the eyes of the Justice Department. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5896 Just take it gingerly. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5897 Faster! He's cactus up to us! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5898 Apparently while "running as fast as he can", he tripped and got caught 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5899 Thanks to my colleagues, I have good news! You're no longer half-baked. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5900 They want to see if you're done in the middle. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
5901 The recipe called for 4 ounces of ginger, not 4 pounds! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5902 We have discovered your ginger levels are too low. You will begin to feel like yourself once we start the IV ginger drip. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5903 You qualify for the targeted spice treatment, but I’m afraid your running days are behind you. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5904 It's hypoglycemia. They used a sugar substitute." 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5905 Once the bend is baked in, all you can do is eat him. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5906 This is how the cookie crumbles ! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5907 As soon as he rises, we'll bake him. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5908 Exhibits high anxiety and complains of a family history of running as fast as he can. Blames it on the recipe and is seeking professional help. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5909 The Bakers are here to see you. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5910 According to the chart, this patient is not yummy in the tummy. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
5911 You have a severe allergy to gluten. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5912 ...as well as lethargy due to expired baking soda. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5913 We think he has 'Relapsing Gingeritits'. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5914 Your team thinks people are wrong - the food in this hospital is great! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5915 Its time to put him in the oven and cook to a golden brown. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
5916 I'm sorry to tell you, but he's not going to "bake" it. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5917 It’s lunchtime! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5918 We found him by the river, being chased by an angry mob. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5919 We couldn’t catch you, but cancer did. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5920 But if you don't make it, I got dibs on your buttons and face 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5921 We're afraid that you are seriously baked. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5922 But you're not soup, are you? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5923 Relax, it’s just exploratory surgery. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5924 Don’t worry. Everything is covered in the release you signed when you checked in. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5925 Unfortunately Mr Sweetman, your blood sugars are off the charts. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5926 Class, today we will study the nuances of sexual identification. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5927 Maybe we should give him super speed. He’s not getting up. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5928 This is Trans Ginger. There was a time when her sex didn't matter. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5929 Sorry ... we can’t help you. We’re all gluten free. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5930 The recipe called for sour cream, not sour cream with chives. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5931 We're putting you on a gluten-free diet. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5932 We’re sending you back to the kitchen. Your ginger count is too low and someone ate your right thumb. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5933 Do not eat any more Blueberries. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5934 We understand that there was significant damage done to your gingerbread house this past Christmas. And you seem to be suffering from mild to severe exposure. We might have to bite off a foot or two. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5935 We’ll take him to see the sugar plum fairy in theatre number 2. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5936 So you've landed here! Just had to pop out of the oven and try running away, eh? Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5937 You've heard of meatball surgery? This is gingerbread sugary! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5938 Looks like the new arm we baked up is fitting nicely 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
5939 Our advice to you is to avoid vigorous exercise like running and to definitely not listen to Fox. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
5940 On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your crumb? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
5941 Did you really think we couldn’t catch you?..... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5942 This is the team that will be performing your Sprinkle-ectomy 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
5943 You’re such a sweet man. We’re so sorry to see you laid up this way. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5944 I know it's been a long journey. But it's about to all be worth it. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5945 Transginger. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5946 Vitals are good, we're gonna wheel you over to the table now. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5947 WE’re a little worried. Your temperature is off the charts. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5948 We can't sugar coat this, so we will give it to you straight, it seems you have a case of gingervitis! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5949 You're here Mr. Gingerbread Man, because you ran and ran as fast as you can, but it wasn't fast enough! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5950 They think 50 milligrams of yeast in the evening as needed will help 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5951 We understand nobody likes hospitals, but I promise we don't bite. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
5952 I think we need to run some fluids. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5953 He looks so natural 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5954 In general, things look good. Your vanilla extract levels are up and your sugars are stable. In another 10 minutes rest at 400 degrees F, you'll be back on the dessert tray in no time! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5955 Why are they here...I only said I was walking gingerly. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5956 Where did you get your onesy? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5957 We may have to take a few thorns to lose it. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5958 Our recommendation is that you start wearing cloves. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5959 Well, we think you jumped off the wire rack too soon. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5960 The contractors who built your home were quite careless, you're lucky you made it out alive. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5961 Our very first GMO gingerbread man! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5962 Looks like we had a mix up with the interns 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5963 I'm sorry, the gumdrop button will have to go. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5964 They caught him. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5965 As you can see, sir, you're in good hands. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5966 Treat this one gingerly. He could crack up at any time. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5967 Sorry, you've been diagnosed as a tongue depresser. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5968 Do you notice how his eyes seem to follow you around? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5969 The bad news is we all agree that you are edible. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5970 You are gluten free, but not glutton free. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5971 I’m afraid you can’t outrun the flu this year. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5972 The flee shot should start kicking in soon. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5973 Well, we ran, ran, ran as fast as we could, and as you can see...we did indeed catch him. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5974 We believe it is a severe case of gingivitis. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5975 Unfortunate perhaps, but the race, they point out, is not always to the swift. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5976 Mr. Bread is transginger and molasses deficient. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5977 my friends, the good news is that his nutmeg levels are up..... 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5978 Mr. Man, I understand that you believe that you’ve outfoxed the fox, but we’ve confirmed a diagnosis of foxodectic mange and the only known cure is an hour-long soak in a hot bath. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5979 He's hooked he's hooked his brain is cooked.... 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5980 You and your cousin Krispy Kreme are toxic, so we're shipping you out to Amazon's new supermarket. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5981 We’d like part of your left leg to go. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5982 I am sorry. Now, he can't run as fast as you can. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
5983 We didn't catch you. You caught H3N2. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5984 Too much ginger in the growth hormone. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5985 You're healthy as an ox so you'll be discharged...after the ox. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5986 Yes! Looks ready! Can someone put a knife in him? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5987 Don't worry sir. I've called in a team of specialists. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5988 We can more decorations, but you’re still going to be full of gluten. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5989 Tomorrow morning he'll go under the knife. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5990 He just won't rise. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5991 To enhance his sex appeal, we'll start by removing his gluten. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5992 Let's just get it over with and eat him here. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5993 All those years of getting baked have really burned you out. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5994 Ok people, how do we explain the elevated sodium levels? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5995 The results show your Ginger-vitis has spread. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
5996 After serious consultation, we’ve concluded your half baked! 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
5997 It seems that cinnamon was left out of the recipe. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5998 It's a yeast infection. The 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
5999 The little old woman finally caught him. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6000 It appears you have a serious gluten issue. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6001 You were just baked so you'll have to be careful not to run. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6002 This is what happens when you teach chefs to use CRISPR 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6003 Your temp spiked at 250 degrees. Fortunately the non-stick spray saved you. That said, you will walk gingerly once released. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
6004 We will transplant chocolate chips to you tomorrow. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6005 Too many cooks spoiled you Mr. Gingerbread. We had to perform a de-cinammoniztion, your skin should clear out soon. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6006 I am sorry but your crumb will never recover. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6007 He's actually pretty healthy except for the club appendages and the missing genitalia. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6008 We want to try it again at 350-degrees this time! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6009 We are here to discuss the results of your colonoscopy. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
6010 My diagnosis is that he's under-baked and singed around the edges. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6011 You’ve been running faster than you can. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6012 It appears that you've been battered and a'salted. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6013 The bad news is that you're full of cholesterol. The good news is that you're going to get baked tonight! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6014 Until you rise, you cannot leave here 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6015 Shriner Chefs; Who admitted this cookie with a burnt diagnosis--its not overcooked; this is the Famous Al Jolson recipe perfectly executed! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6016 CRISPR gene therapy shoul have him stiffened up in no time. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6017 If these are my creators I am more depressed, they don't even have an ark. I was better off atheist. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6018 We'll make you awake as fast as we can. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6019 The news are grim but we can hook you up with frosting.. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6020 Next time you have 6 dozen cookies, have a little milk with them--even if it's just skim. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6021 We think the high-gluten flour made him sluggish, resulting in his capture. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6022 We’re here to test your gum drop buttons. It won’t hurt at all. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6023 "Gingerbread Person" is fine, but my students still need you to roll over. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6024 So what happened after you said “run, run, fast as you can”? 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
6025 The good news is Christmas is insured. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6026 Do you guys have any idea how to get the batter off him? 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
6027 Rest assured, your snaps will give new life to hipster palettes across Brooklyn. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6028 We just want to check your D N A 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6029 On the bright side, your gumdrop donations will be used in housing projects on 22nd street! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6030 They want to make you the man you used to be. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6031 We hope to get a rise out of you. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6032 It's a gluten allergy. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6033 Yes, quite sad. It appears to be an extreme case of gluten deficiency. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6034 I'm afraid you have to be cut up. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6035 Our team determined that the measles caught you and you will need IV antibiotics before you can 'run, run as fast as you can.' 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6036 I think he'll need a bite. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6037 We can save the upper leg with a below-the-knee amputation - providing the auxiliary café doesn't get a whiff of you. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6038 The bad news is you’ve celiac disease. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6039 Apparently you were ambushed by the other twelve members of your gang, "Baker's Dozen". 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6040 There's the odd occasion when you may be glad we've stopped using the Hippocratic oath. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
6041 My team has gotten much more creative since being hired as consultants for the Met's 'Hänsel & Gretel.' 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6042 Your vitals are shelf stable. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
6043 When was the last time you felt completely well? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
6044 Cat scan confirms that extra 5 minutes at 350 has yielded perfect edge crispness and soft chewy interior. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6045 The condition is Gigantism but we suspect yeast is at the root 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6046 A BAD REACTION TO GINGER !! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6047 I see they caught you. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6048 Just take a couple of pills and I'll come and take you out of the oven in the morning. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6049 More than gum: Gumby. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6050 It was a simple procedure. No nutmeg, no gingerbread kids. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6051 He ran and ran as fast as he could. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6052 I'm afraid we are going to have to do a biopsy to taste, um I mean diagnose your problem. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6053 I'm sorry, Mr. G, but it looks like it's going to be the free-samples basket for you. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6054 Good news is, you're gluten-free. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6055 You've been caught. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6056 Let's get a psych consult. Ginger snapped. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6057 will i need a cane ? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
6058 The ginger transfusion did not work, so we are waiting for a candy donor. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6059 First of all, his sugar is off the charts! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6060 All your tests indicate you're full of half baked ideas 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
6061 They said I'd be done in under thirty minutes. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6062 It turns out what finally caught him was high blood pressure. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6063 - His sugar level is through the roof! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6064 You're alive, but your running days are over. That's the way the cookie crumbles. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6065 Half baked. Just a routine endoughscopy to confirm. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6066 We’ve done all we can, now he needs to be baked for eight to ten minutes at 350 degrees. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6067 Medical ethics prevent me from telling you from whom you were cloned. But you'll find out. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6068 To many bakers over-raisin-ed the dough. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6069 Textbook case, students: doughy and underbaked. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6070 He's a tough cookie, but we have no treatment protocols for this receipt. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6071 We believe you have low levels of ginger. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
6072 he was totally out of breath! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6073 Two aspirins a day for a few days and lots of liquids should re-hydrate him. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6074 Is it poppy seeds or pepper? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6075 Classic Gingibreaditis. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6076 I am here to inform you that your plastic surgery was a success 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6077 Mr. G. our Intensive Chefs Unit is here to take biopies. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6078 Who burnt you? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6079 I have called in the specialists from the Food Channel to handle your case! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6080 We performed a heroic act and removed the spoon. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
6081 I'm not the Chief Surgeon, I'm the Chef Surgeon. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6082 The patient claims something keeps gnawing away at him. I'm afraid the prognosis is tasty. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6083 They've all agreed to fork over the dough to have your gluten removed. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6084 Hi, I'm Doctor Butterfield...any questions? Great, 45 minutes @400 degrees stat. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6085 The first thing we can tell about this patient is that he comes from a shithole bakery. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6086 Would you like to give you body as a donation for research? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6087 Chefs? No, these are my surgical assistants. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6088 Right, you keep saying that, but look: They've caught you. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6089 Diabetes 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6090 Dr. Nabisco and Dr. Keebler here, want to know if you'll donate your rich, creamy, center to food science?" 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6091 Our prognosis is your sugar level is too high to survive past Christmas. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6092 Don't worry, Mr. Gingerbread, we have a very competent gender reassignment surgery team. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6093 Caught Ya 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6094 The procedure was a success, but your deductible is a lot of dough. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
6095 Just wait 'til you see his legs 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6096 Our diagnosis is you’ve been “overdoughed”. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6097 Binge drinking of ginger ale will do this every time. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6098 I brought in some chefs for a consult. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6099 We're hoping this team will come up with a solution, Mr. Gingerbread. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6100 Cancer finally caught up with you. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6101 We're putting you on a gluten-free diet. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6102 How do you feel about "How many is too many?" 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6103 It’s a gluten-free, sugar-free, post-holiday allergic reaction. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6104 The recipe for lady fingers was doctored. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6105 You're right- they couldn't catch you, but the glass door certainly did. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6106 You have CSGS, Chronic Shortage of Ginger Syndrome 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6107 We are here to test if you're vegan. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
6108 They have promised me they'll extract as little dough they knead. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6109 We don't know if it is Gingivitis or gingeritis, so we have to take a sample... actually many samples. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6110 You are setting the world record for blood sugar count. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
6111 Bad news, You have two weeks left before you become stale 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
6112 Sweet. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6113 So tell me, it appears like you have a little too much ginger and you were over cooked! So, any questions for the patient? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
6114 They said your half-baked ideas were the cause of your ruin! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
6115 I'm sorry, but the specialists are all in agreement... that leg will have to come off. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6116 Thanks to your friends' quick spatulas you are only singed. The Muffin Man didn't make it. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
6117 Bad news. Your sugar level is off the charts. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6118 The good news is that you are out of the oven, but bad news is that you are heading for the toaster. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6119 Seal him up with tapioca! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6120 Welcome to the Culinary Hospital for Cookie Cutter Associative Disorders. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6121 He can't hear you, but he has bread lips. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6122 We’re terribly sorry to inform you, but because of your low fat diet, your cookie is crumbling. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6123 Sir, I'm afraid you're only partially-burned... and my colleagues and I had to skip lunch today... 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
6124 We recommend daily interval training: run, run, as fast as you can outdoors but look out for foxes. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6125 Good news. Your neighbor agreed to donate a kidney. Do you know the Muffin Man? He lives around the corner from you on Drury Lane. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6126 The good news is they found a donor gumdrop. The bad news is they dropped it in the kitty litter. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6127 We're going to have to run, run, run some more tests. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6128 This time, we'll test your sample with a dollop of ice cream. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6129 WE ALL WARNED ABOUT THE DANGERS OF TANNING BOOTHS! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6130 We're not looking for any half-baked diagnosis people 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6131 It appears as if he could catch you. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6132 I’m afraid you have a rare case of gingervitis. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6133 The case you heard about involved broth, and it was a long time ago. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6134 I'm sorry, but we ran, ran, ran as fast as we could, but we just couldn't catch it in time. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6135 Mr. Ginger B. Mann landed here after being seriously nut-mugged. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6136 Gumby, disregard the chefs' hats, we are not here to eat you. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6137 My guess is Gingivitis. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6138 Your appendix was delicious. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6139 I give you 2 weeks to leaven. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6140 The specialists agree. There is nothing cookie cutter about your high temperature and sugar count 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6141 A biopsy is necessary to determine why you seem half-baked. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6142 DNA tests have confirmed that Gillian is not your father. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6143 Our plan is to continue not treating the yeast infection and use you as a load bearing wall on the new gingerbread house. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6144 We're transferring you to a cookie sheet in the ICU. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6145 We've assembled an expert team for your gender assignment surgery. Your pick. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6146 Team - you don’t have to wear your masks- it’s really hard to catch....... 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
6147 We need to elevate your blood sugar level before we feed you to somebody. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6148 I know you want to run, run as fast as you can, but we can catch you. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6149 Our new class would like to know what it was like to go under the knife. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
6150 It's time now for your frosting injection. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
6151 Over here instead, this gentleman was born with a high level of sugars in the bloodstream. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
6152 We understand that you are ginger-fluid and would like to now become a woman? 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
6153 We need to run a few tests on you. It won't take long. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
6154 Looks like you have Gingervitis, Mr. Breadman. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
6155 I didn't said "simon says" 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
6156 The restraining order isn't working! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
6157 Unfortunately the procedure to reattach your leg is not covered by your HMO 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
6158 Would you like to be an organ donor? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
6159 My colleagues here assure me you were cooked to perfection. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
6160 So I've been encouraging a vegetarian diet for many of my patients. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
6161 We have absolutely no concerns abour your neurological function. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
6162 There's been some promising research on the ingredients we can offer you. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
6163 As you can see, once he was caught we were able to determine that his excitability was a result of high levels of sugar. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6164 After removal, it was sent to Anthony Bourdain for a pathology report. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6165 How are we feeling today? I've brought some students today to taste your anatomy. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6166 No more running as fast as you can. Face it Gingerbread Man-those days are over. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6167 Do you feel safe at home? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6168 We are unanimous...we must amputate! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6169 I spoke with the nutritionists and they advised you're not getting enough sugar. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6170 As you can see, this recipe makes him more lethargic. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6171 They’re just here to taste... um, check up on you. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6172 Our diagnosis is that you are only half-baked. Immediate heat therapy is vital. Please, don't run, run, run as fast as you can. It's raining. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6173 You're eating too much gluten. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6174 And here you have a classic case of low bloodsugar. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6175 The good news is you’re not burnt. The bad news is you have diabetes. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6176 Mr. Cookie, please describe these "vegan" symptoms for us again. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6177 The sugar imbalance caught up with him. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6178 When did you first notice shortness of breath? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6179 I brought in a team of specialist to assit in your case. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6180 The pastry chef says too much baking soda. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6181 From now on you'll have to keep it to a jog. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6182 Congratulations! The ginger-level is now normal. You can be released. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6183 It appears that you’ve had a baking soda overdose 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6184 Well, I never knew that a baked good could be so healthy. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6185 I think we have your diagnosis. Someone added onions thinking that you were to be a stew. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6186 It seems that you're hideous 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6187 You've no choice. You've got to get that blood sugar down. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6188 These specialists agree with my diagnosis. It's the crumbles. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6189 He's running hot. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6190 We all agree. You are well done and ready for the table. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6191 Something went wrong with your recipe. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6192 He's going into the broken pieces pile to make pudding 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6193 Everything looks good and our earliest findings suggest that someday you will be able to run as fast as you can, again. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6194 You were supposed to cut out gluten, not ginger. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6195 You should’ve seen the Ginger Snap! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6196 He's stale. Prognosis,will get staler. I give him a month or two at the most. It's called the Holiday Syndrome. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6197 Honest SUGAR DADDY we are all assembled here to serve YOU ! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6198 We need more tests, but it looks like a rare case of ginger-virus. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6199 Before the “specialists” take a look, we need you to execute this organ donor agreement. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6200 "Having a higher IQ than the president doesn't necessarily mean that you're one smart cookie". 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6201 Apologies about that, looks like we will have to wait a little longer to harvest the gumdrops. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6202 And lastly, even his buttons are due to a high carb diet. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6203 Obviously you ran too fast! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6204 We couldn't get a rise out of him. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6205 Good news. You and Mr. House are a perfect match for transplant. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6206 Once we remove your root, you'll be a sugar cookie. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6207 We're very sorry but you'll never be able to run run run as fast as you can ever again. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6208 "Test results are in. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6209 You can’t cauterize me. I’m the gingerbread man. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6210 We've discovered a history of gluten in your family. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6211 We're sorry to inform you that you're loaded with cholesterol. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6212 This is the final result of the interaction of our new yeast with the ginger-bread. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6213 The vital signs are stable but his blood glucose levels are off the charts 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6214 It's an eggshell blockage, but surgery is not an option based on your expiration date. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6215 Okay, loosen up Sweet Heart. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6216 They're here to assist you in biting the big one. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6217 You can relax. We promise to treat you gingerly. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6218 His condition is the result of texting while baking. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6219 I'm sorry, but you are going to lose the head. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6220 Mr. Man, apparently your stool samples were quite delicious. Would you mind giving us another batch? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6221 His house was completely destroyed. Let's not tell him about the others till his condition has stabilized." "His house was completely destroyed. Let's not tell him about the others till his condition has stabilized. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6222 The burns were bad. I'm sorry but we had to remove the gumdrop buttons... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6223 You were in a deep sugar coma until we removed your icing. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6224 It was just a cinnamon overdose from too many cooks. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6225 I've asked the Bakery Board to review your case and recommend a plan for treatment. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6226 Let's run through this again. You said that near the river you encountered a sly fox. Is that right? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6227 I recommend a cookie cutter approach followed by cookbook medicine. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6228 You need to be on the screen. Let's get you to a story doctor. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6229 He was half backed. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6230 You'll be healthier if you eliminate the trans fats. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6231 He's a candidate for flavor reassignment surgery due to Flavor Identity Disorder, as he's always felt chocolate chip on the inside. I think he's just tired of running. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6232 We have confirmed that you have a sweet tooth. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6233 We've assembled all the king's bakers, and they assure me they can put you back together again. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6234 The experts here will explain why you should stop eating yourself. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6235 HIs glucose is off the charts, but his gluten is low. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6236 Our patisserie specialists agree: your run-down condition is due to a mix way beyond its sell-by date. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6237 If I said it once I said it a thousand times. Never use too much yeast. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6238 It appears he was baked on preheat. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6239 I have consulted with this team of experts regarding your condition, and they all agree that you are suffering from a ginger deficiency. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6240 After numerous tests, we have deemed your condition to be...delicious. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6241 Take off your gingerbread suit! We know that you are bigfoot! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6242 His pancreas is failing. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6243 Doctor: "Exhaustion caused by paranoid delusions. Thought people were trying to catch him to eat him; ran till he dropped." Chef: "That reminds me, what's for lunch?" 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6244 And here, as you'll see when I pull back the sheet, is the damage done to the lower extremities by even a pinch of unnecessary yeast. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6245 My consultants believe you simply need re-hydration. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6246 You were whipped,beaten.You must get out of bed and run! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6247 They told me to run as fast as I could, and that they couldn't catch me because I am a Gingerbread Man!! Boy were they wrong.... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6248 Gingervitis is usually a dentist's cup of tea, but I guess due to your low life-expectancy, we'll take you here. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6249 A pinch of ginger should get him up on his feet and back to the White House. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6250 We found him in the woods next to a pile of fox scat... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6251 Don’t worry. They are especially trained. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6252 I'm sorry, but the consensus is that the bakery will now be completely nut-free. So... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6253 Your sugar level is off the chart for starters. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6254 We suggest you try not to run as fast. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6255 We all thought we should run away, but we hung around for the tasting 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6256 This one should be up and ready for the oven in a couple of days. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6257 Why are you refusing your PED? Do you have a death wish? 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
6258 My associates think the smell might be from too much molasses. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6259 While the whole procedure takes 1 hour, only 15 minutes are active. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6260 A typical case of gingivita, too much molasses in the recipe. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6261 I'm sorry but run run as fast as you can is just not an advance healthcare directive. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6262 Do you know the man from Drury lane? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6263 These are the best frosting specialists in town. Do not worry, they've done this plenty of times. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6264 We are sorry to inform you...you are a ginger dead man. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6265 The test results show you are under done, we recommend you go in the oven for another 10 minutes. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6266 We all recommend you go gluten-free. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6267 Does he have insurance? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6268 The good news is we successfully reattached your head. The bad news is we couldn't fix your gland problem. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6269 A clear case of holiday overindulgence. The dietitians have their work cut out for them. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6270 Looks like you have an Acute case of the Clove Pox. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
6271 Now students please observe, this is an example of a “ginger overdose”! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6272 I have some good and bad news! Those aren’t 3 tumors! I is a benign cyst. The other two are in the wrong place and another part has broken off! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6273 Take a dusting of powdered sugar 3x/day. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6274 Everyone agrees. You are done baking 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6275 Frankly, Mr. Breadman, I’m afraid you’ve taken that ginger ale diet a little too far 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6276 I'm afraid your ginger snapped. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6277 Congratulations, your Fitbit hit 10,000. Dessert in 30 minutes. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6278 We believe your problem is Type 2 Diabetes. You were made with too much sugar. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6279 Good news. It looks like it's just a bad case of gingervitis. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6280 The patient has asked for no remediation like human consumption or freezing and that he may be allowed to crumble in peace. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6281 You ran as fast as you can, but the flu caught you Mr Gingerbread man. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6282 Unlike the cake that was left out in the rain, your recipe was intact and ably reconstitued by our on-call cuisinier team. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6283 Each day we'll chart your propensity to staleness. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6284 Diagnosis? Exhaustion…he was running! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6285 I told you to be careful with sugar! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6286 If he loses his house he might snap. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6287 And this is just half the staff of our clinical gastronomy department. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6288 Good news! Our doctors were able to save your heart and our special team was able to rebuild your body. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6289 Why don't YOU have a Chef's hat? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6290 You suffer from delusions of grandeur. You are not an ultra runner. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6291 Sorry Mr. Bread. All potential donors were eaten over the holidays. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6292 We've found the slimming ginger detox tea to have interesting side effects. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6293 Turns out, you need the gluten after all. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6294 Luckily, Sir, it was just a bacterial confection. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6295 Seems like your previous diagnosis was a little half-baked 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6296 Run, run as fast as you can...frequent, unprotected sex with strangers will always catch up to you. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6297 You have been both fun and easy to bake, but now its time to say goodbye. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6298 I believe these bakers will be essential in our nose-creation surgical procedure. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6299 4 out of 5 bakers agree that your transfusion should be ginger beer not ginger bread. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6300 Thank you for registering as an organ donor. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6301 Sneakers? An unusual request but, yes, if it makes you comfortable . . . 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6302 What we have here is an example of someone who is half baked. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6303 My kids hate me. My wife just left me. I've relapsed into addiction. Life at home isn't all candy canes and gumdrops. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6304 Rest assured, the guy with the spoon is going to strike you knee with his spoon to check your reflexes. The others will be taking tiny biopsies, to taste, I mean TEST, your ginger levels. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6305 We recommend dunking yourself in milk? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6306 Great news! You’ll be Ewoking again soon. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6307 The operation was successful - Suzy the gingerbread woman was now Sammy the gingerbread man. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6308 After interviewing the entire bake shop crew, I believe your soreness is the result of over-mixing. We're going to put you in a slow oven in the morning, and hopefully you'll get some relief. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6309 Your yeast counts were low. A little icing, 1/4 cup baking soda and plenty of fluids you'll rise again. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6310 And how does it feel to be gluten-free? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6311 The bakers are sorry for their lapse of judgement, you inadvertently got a full case of poppy seeds. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6312 Viagra Overdose ? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6313 Mister Klepenstein, this is the interdisciplinary team responsible for your recovery; Fritz head baker, Maria on frosting, Kenti does sparkles, Angi for form, and Terri does concept design. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6314 The good news is, you'll walk again. The bad news is, we used gluten-free flour. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6315 Tests confirm what we feared- it's your puppy dog tails... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6316 You were brought in for extensive taste testing after you were found skinny dipping in a glass of milk. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6317 Your gluten removal operation was a success! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6318 the lack of crunchiness is due to his sugar level being too low 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6319 Blink twice when I point to the one who forced you into the oven. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6320 You need to cut down on your sugar and No Running! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6321 We'll get you good 'n crunchy if we have to set that oven to 600 next time. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6322 Exactly how far gone are you ? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6323 The interns think you can gain speed with a rebake 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6324 You can't catch him, but he can catch the flu. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6325 And this patient was baked to a crisp. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6326 So, I and my nurses are ready for the transplant of your royal icing boe tie. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6327 Your health insurance expired but you had an excellent bakery points card. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6328 Congratulations, Mr Bread! With the help of our culinary department, we are able to diagnose a hitherto unknown disease, and we are naming it after you! GINGERBREADITIS! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6329 Well the results are in and, frankly, you've caught type 2 diabetes. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6330 D'ya think he has enough dough on him to pay for his treatment? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6331 Your ginger count is fine, but your gluten is way over the line. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6332 His HMO coverage expired last Christmas. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6333 The Problem Is You Are A Left Over. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6334 Your glucose level was high so we're working on some sugar-free options. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6335 The prognosis is not good... you're going to be eaten alive... by all of us here today! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6336 You have to much ginger in your snaps. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6337 Okay chefs, you have 30 minutes to cut him into 25 single servings. You'll find eyeballs, lips, and buttons in the pantry. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6338 I'm afraid you're not going to make it. But your crumbs could help save a cheesecake's crust. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6339 I told you not to give it any water. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6340 We said "gluten-free", not "all gluten". 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6341 Who can beat arteriosclerosis, fatty liver too? As it turns out, the candy man cannot. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6342 If we apply an icing therapy, he is likely to make it to the holidays. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6343 Our diagnosis is that you're tasty, with a delicate crumb. But first we must do no harm. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6344 Luckily, the cancer couldn't catch you. You're the Gingerbread Man. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6345 In an ironic turn of events, the Mafia could catch the Gingerbread Man 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6346 Each of us will need to taste a little sample of you to be sure of our diagnosis. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6347 Nope, your coverage doesn't include ginger. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6348 I'm going to have to recommend removing all sugars from your house. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6349 Sorry my nurse ate your foot -- we'll bake a new one. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6350 Ready for your glutenectomy? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6351 Good news - it turns out you are just lactose intolerant. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6352 We've agreed on a treatment of hot chocolate and amputation. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6353 He's been buttoned up so far, but I think he understands what we're saying 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6354 You have no ears so read my lips. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6355 Ginger, how long have you felt trapped in a man’s body? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6356 You have cultural war derangement syndrome. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6357 Hospital food is terrible - guard him against the other patients! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6358 The double knee transplant was a complete success. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6359 You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man doesn't hold quite hold true anymore does it ? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6360 This is the result of the great collaboration between our cooks and doctors. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6361 Your chefs are afraid they've created a sick-cookie monster. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6362 I'm afraid the tumor we removed proved to be malignant. If it's any consolation, it also proved to be delicious. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6363 He's been putting too much of himself into this work. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6364 Now that you've passed the Turing test, lets try the taste test. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6365 Before we can reattach your nose with a spatula of frosting, you have to be stabilized by getting back into the oven at 350 for five to seven minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into your center comes out clean. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6366 They're here to take a bite at you. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6367 "Okay "okay. I get the look. Yes."I,am from another planet" that doesn't make me a (bad Guy). 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6368 And here we have a delusional patient with irrational fears of being nibbled to oblivion. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6369 Turns out it's not gingivitis. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6370 Diagnosis: Severe case of gingivitis brought on by overheating. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6371 We believe you are suffering from excessive yeast production 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6372 You’re baked and bewildered 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6373 Life has finally caught up with you, Ginderbread, you old man 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6374 ...and this my dear chefs is what happens when you put too much ginger in the cookies. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6375 "The good new 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6376 You can’t catch it. He’s the gingerbread man. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
6377 Okay, okay, you CAN catch me. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6378 As you all can see, this is the worst case of Gingerbreadism we’ve encountered. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6379 This case of gluten intolerance has no bounds. I’m afraid the prognosis is worse than Humpty Dumpty’s. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6380 You're suffering from an anxiety disorder...don't be afraid, I won't let them eat you. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6381 No insurance, but he's full of dough. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6382 Dr. Wolff says your ginjury will probably be permanent. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6383 It was more than 5 seconds, I'm afraid he's been exposed... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6384 He seemed unstoppable before the sugar crash. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6385 Before we go, they also made a Ms. Gingerbread, if you'd care to meet her. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6386 Ginger Snaps, they come in all shapes and sizes. That aside... no matter how you look at it... timing here is critical! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6387 The bad news: Your cholesterol levels are sky high. The good news: Not many people are interested in eating ginger bread. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6388 We hate to inform you, but you have a severe gluten allergy. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6389 After surgery, you'll feel like a new house! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6390 Let me tell you this as gingerly as I can... 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6391 The first thing to look for in a blocked cookie....... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6392 Good news is the gumdrop buttons can stay. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6393 We did you 350 degrees. Maybe you would feel better if we had done you at 400. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6394 Your batter has achieved consistency. We are ready to operate 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6395 Mr. Trump, the news is better than we expected! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6396 Queen Elizabeth is credited with the invention of the gingerbread man. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6397 You are a solid guy and we have no broth issues here, but your medical charts do show that all these cooks created a recipe for disaster. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
6398 The test results came back, everything looks normal, but we’ll need to give you a pinch of cinnamon. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6399 This patient is the textbook example of a congenital baking soda deficiency. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6400 It's Ginger, correct? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6401 First we are going to eat your head. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6402 Well since he has health insurance, he can stay at the hospital; sorry chefs. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6403 Apparently he was taunting someone who then caught him 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6404 We had a similar case with the Muffin Man, so hooe you don't mind that I called in my colleagues from the Bakery. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6405 I’ve explained to my new residents, that somebody already ate a piece of you....down there. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6406 Childhood obesity never tasted this good.. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6407 I've consulted with my team, the issue appears to be your sodium levels. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6408 The tests have determined that you're not as tasty as you should be. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6409 Your flavor's off, so I think someone here mixed the wong ingredients. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6410 We're satisfied with the sugar and spice, it's the everything nice that we need to talk about. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6411 With our top notch team of pastry chefs we'll have you back on your feet and outrunning everyone but the fox in no time. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6412 The good news is you're gluten-free! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6413 My friends here tell me you're full of molasses. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6414 And "as fast as you can" will be even faster, now that you're not running on the edges of your feet. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6415 It appears your batter! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6416 The PC surgery was a complete success! You are now a Gingerbread figure. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6417 For therapeutic reasons we are amenable to your wishes, but we need to know how long you intend to identify as a gingerbread cookie. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6418 You narrowly escaped with your life but your house was destroyed in the Christmas eating frenzy. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6419 The recommendation is a lot of icing, anyone else? Yes, I’d like a glass of milk as well! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6420 Yes he has the H3 Flu Viruses, you guys should have washed your hands before you made him. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6421 Looks like indigestion. Hey 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6422 I think it is diabetes, he got a high fever from overbaking 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6423 It's going to be a ginger operation. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6424 Here is our next patient - looking well rested and delicious. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6425 My top chefs and I agree putting a little Jack in your Ginger will help. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6426 Your blood has turned to molasses. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6427 Does anyone wish to poke holes in my diagnosis? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6428 Our diagnosis is definitely half-baked. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
6429 I didn't have the knowledge to help with the changes, but this crew of chefs work at my condo and have agreed to operate. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
6430 Now remember...Insulin shots twice a day and you’ll be fine. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6431 You’re scheduled for the icing you bore yo Your scheduled for the iceingu. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6432 DNA will tell us who your parents are! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6433 We've brought in the best bakers in the city to consult on your button augmentation. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6434 Don't bite their heads off. They're here to prep you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6435 Sir, I have conferred with our top specialists and it seems... you do contain gluten... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6436 Good news. You're headed to rehab. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6437 Today we are showing the effects of live enzymes in bakery 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6438 Gingie! Some more tests will let us know which of these are your father and mother! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6439 Doctor #1: It's not looking good, I think he's toast Doctor #2: Really?!? He looks baked to me... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6440 Still trying to kick your holiday habits. Just remember.... you are what you eat.... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6441 Sir, you have 11 months to live a sweet life. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6442 Even if we let him get up in five minutes he will still be half-baked. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6443 Sugar levels are normal 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6444 Good news, You've made it past the holidays. The bad news is, with global warming, your likely to be stale by January. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6445 We really hate to break this to you... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6446 That scoop had better not be your tool of choice for my gender reassignment surgery! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6447 You can't run away from the fact that your ginger level is just too high. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6448 Why have you switched from Ginger Bread to Whole Wheat Toast? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6449 Our Gingerbread Cookie recipe definitely needs tweaking to win the Good Food Award ! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6450 Upon further consultation, we've concluded that it is probably measles rather than a gluten deficiency. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6451 The idea that you did not run away sounds half-baked to me. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6452 I'm afraid that your tests, and our experts, confirm you to be gluten positive, Mr. Ginger. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6453 Obviously, type 2 diabetics. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6454 Are you experiencing any discomfort? Burns? Stiffness? Hair loss? Dry skin? Hallucinations? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6455 all that running has finally caught up with you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6456 Ginger is here for a vintage recipe update. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6457 Yours is a complicated case, Mr. Breadman. I've assembled a team of specialists... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6458 Too much yeast was used in the baking process. The infection should clear up in 7 to 10 days. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6459 Think of it as a baker's dozen of biopsies 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6460 Congratulations! You have qualified for the experimental dairy immersion therapy. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6461 We find that your gluten must be removed. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6462 I prescribe a drastic reduction of the ginger intake. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6463 Hi! My name is Dr. Fox and I'll be taking care of you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6464 In this case, we ordered a lipid panel, a BMP, a CBC, and started a molasses drip. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6465 No milk for you man, because that’s how the cookie crumbles. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6466 You are now ginger-fluid. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6467 Unfortunately, your insurance has expired. Luckily, the kitchen needs ginger. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6468 I'm afraid that neglecting your health has finally caught up to you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6469 Your biopsy results are back. I am afraid you have prostate ginger. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6470 We're going to have to start over. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6471 Now that you've been caught, my resident bakers can figure out why you feel so crummy. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6472 Good news, Mrs. G! Or should I say Mr. G? There was enough batter left over for your successful transition. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6473 I’m afraid you have ginger rot. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6474 The documented risks of this procedure are 2% chance of stroke, 5% chance of infection, and 70% chance of crumbling. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6475 He's here for a sex change to butterscotch. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6476 It seems to be a bit too much yeast...you may experience a feeling of falling but don't be alarmed it's to be expected. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6477 We're donating your parts to building houses. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6478 We need to add more ginger to the recipe 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6479 Well, my baker was an anti-vaxxer. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6480 We used paprika, not ginger! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6481 I have no Rx for making healthy gingerbread cookies 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6482 He 'snapped' his back. I recommend bed rest and hourly massages, applied gingerly. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6483 Well, I am afraid that the only "gingerly" kind thing to do is to bag him. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6484 But the good news is we have a gingerbread heart recipe to die for. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6485 We’ve conferred and agree: you have completed your rise. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6486 While no longer pasty, you're still rather fragile. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6487 We've patched you up as good as new, but you might reconsider sleeping with the dog. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6488 There’s always a catch 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6489 Now this one is a difficult case. Mr. Gingy here displays all the symptoms of a severe yeast infection. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6490 Let's not sugarcoat your results, even if you think they were cooked up. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6491 The heart donor was an artichoke. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6492 Don't worry sir. Your new cast is gluten free. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6493 He needs at least a little gluten. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6494 You're one tough cookie, sole survivor of the chefs' gingerbread food-fight yesterday. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6495 It's not a question of whether or not we can perform gumdrop transplant surgery, but if your insurance will cover it. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6496 Tell me, is it drury news?" 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6497 They're here to thank you for donating a spoonful of sugar. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6498 You need to see a good dentist...you have a serious case of gingivitis. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6499 We'll have you back on your feet in time for Christmas. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6500 Can anyone tell me who much allspice he should have? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6501 I have collaborated with a team of pastry chefs to restore you back to health post fox mauling. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6502 Your diagnosis is terminal. And no, running won't help. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6503 One of the most difficult parts of my job is discussing ingredient donation. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
6504 Our next patient is a runner with a bit of a sweet tooth. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6505 This is our team of Confectious Disease Experts who specialize in your type of confection. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6506 The good news is, you're as sweet as they come. The bad news is, the Candy Stripers will be eating you in 10 minutes. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6507 You're here for dehydration from being overbaked 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6508 I was running as fast as I could! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6509 He was still stiff after four hours, so they brought him in. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6510 Congratulations, you won the cartoon caption contest. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6511 Since we finally caught you, we are figuring how to serve you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6512 Heat exhaustion led to the paranoia, you delicious smelling man. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6513 Don’t worry, I promises this won’t hurt a bite 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6514 Bakers, we can rebake him -- with gluten-free flexible chemistry -- this cookie won't crumble anymore! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6515 The little old woman and the little old man couldn't catch up to him, but heart disease finally did. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6516 We have brought in some experts to help the FDA establish your shelf life 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6517 Yes, but I'm afraid your rather hefty insurance deductible has caught up with you! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6518 This calls for a treatment plan from scratch! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6519 The yeast tariffs are aimed at bringing our jobs back, but we knead to get serious about the deflationary risks. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6520 It was Michael who killed Sollozzo 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6521 'Diner' is probably more accurate than 'recipient'. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6522 He tried the cabbage diet. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6523 Yes, it is quite unusual that so many people keep trying to bite you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6524 The tests are back and, I'm sorry, Gingerbread Man. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop running. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6525 ... and as a result of our top-secret formula, you can now infiltrate the enemy ranks. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6526 We believe it is diabetes 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6527 We were able to successfully reattach your legs. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6528 You had too much cookies in your system - that is all. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6529 He's depressed, 1/4 tsp of zest should get him up and about in no time 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6530 That's the way the cookie crumbles... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6531 Mr Smith, I'm afraid we have just noticed the typo on your medical application. We thought it said you want to be a "Ginger- Bread" man but now see it says "Ginger -Haired" man. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6532 When you add in the marijuana, too little is always better than too much. Mr Jones here has been baked for 3 days. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6533 Your catch phrase, I'm afraid, is no longer applicable. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6534 and don't forget ,we raised you ! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6535 Yes sir, I put in the chart that you were 6'3" and weighed 239 pounds and my colleagues want to know if you are still gluten free? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6536 Welcome to our crumble care unit. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6537 It’s exceptionally rare, class, but you can always recognize the “Ginger Man” syndrome. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6538 Ahh, a classic case of ginger insufficiency. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6539 No, crumby is not considered an official diagnosis. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6540 I'm sorry there is no dessert 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6541 The proof is in the batter 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6542 My team will assist in the biopsy. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6543 Bad news Mr. Gingerbread. Mr. Apple Fritter caught up with you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6544 Yes doctor, I consent to having the procedure to make my feet point left and right, I also consent donating any left over gingerbread to the local bakery. The guys back home wont be able to call me forward feet anymore! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6545 It's not that you eat too many cookies. You have diabetes because you ARE a cookie. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6546 Mr. Phillips, the plastic surgery operation went splendidly, but my colleagues feel we need to get you out of that bed, and onto a cooling rack for at least 15 minutes, to ensure you do not turn out hard as a rock. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6547 The bad news is we have to amputate your legs above the knees. The good news is the Dough Boy wants to buy your shoes. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6548 You failed to put enough sugar when baked him. So he needs injecting glucose. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6549 The prognosis is grim. You have 8-10 minutes to bake. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6550 We think we ate it all. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6551 I'm recommending lots of rest and no more sprinkle bowl diving. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6552 They will all need to stick a fork in you - don't take it personally...... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6553 Due to your unusual condition, I felt it best to bring in a team of specialists. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6554 Our findings were that you are lactose intolerant and would have dissolved away without our intervention. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6555 Really. They’re here to help you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6556 He ran, ran, ran, but they caught him. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6557 His condition is easier to explain than your collective preference for wearing chef's hat. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6558 He is suffering from gluten sensitivity. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6559 The lump turned out to be a harmless ginger snap. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6560 Those Keebler Elves really battered him up... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6561 You're telling me these good people first beat you, then cut you and finally tried to ice you! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6562 Cut back on your mace. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6563 Is this the burn ward? Is this the burn ward? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6564 Don't look now MacTrump, but Great Birnam Dessert is coming to Mar-a-Lago Hill. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6565 Oh, I was looking for the tamborine man. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
6566 My colleagues reminded me that it was either health care coverage for you, or our nation's military veterans. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6567 It's the molasses. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
6568 The syndrome is called Hardening of the Molasses. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
6569 The good news is that you survived the crash, but I don't think your passenger Mr. Dumpty will be able to be put back together again. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
6570 Yeah, I was really stumped. But then I wiped the smudge off my glasses and realized your chart said "Gingerbread". So I brought in these guys. I don't know why the guy behind me has a ladle, though. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6571 I'd like you to meet our ginger reassignment team. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6572 It's epidemic...the poor lad's contracted gluten free! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6573 O.K. Which one of these chefs added iron filings? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6574 They say your gingery is not life threatening. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6575 You can run, run, run as fast as you can but stay away from running water. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6576 This is Mr. Gin German. His triglycerides are off the charts. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6577 Mr. President, you were attacked by a Wolfe. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6578 The ginger reassignment surgery was a complete success! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6579 We'll have you fitted with a glass of milk shortly. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6580 They all hope your get well soon. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6581 Well, actually, we did catch you, and you have a serious imbalance in your electrolytes--not to mention your sugar and spice. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6582 This is a support group for your fear of facing the water's edge. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6583 We'd better call Martha Stewart for a consult. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6584 The problem is, we can't seem to bring his temperature down. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6585 We found the problem, an errant raison. You're good to run again. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6586 The prognosis is baked in. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6587 The only thing we're certain about is that with continued bed rest you will gradually just crumble away . 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6588 As long as his//her/their/its temperature remains below 350 degrees I don't think we need be concerned. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6589 Your triglycerides are off the charts. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6590 Isolate the patient in a sealed room with a slice of bread, if he shows no improvement in 48 hours feed him to the dog. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6591 This will be a standard open up, scoop out, refrost procedure. What color would you like? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6592 A whipped cream hat could make him better. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6593 Gingerbread People lost their homes, you were lucky to survive the oven. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6594 Students, would icing Ms. Ginger Bread's swelled arm be the treatment of choice? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6595 Our team of specialists is here to prepare you for surgery. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6596 Too many cooks in the kitchen! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6597 We are going to send you out to the world and just keep your self safe from bites. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6598 I'm sorry but these people are here to cook you. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6599 The ingredients just weren't good this time! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6600 My colleagues and I believe you're simply in need of more icing. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6601 We're just following up on you offering your ingredients for transplant... 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6602 And this is a classic case of overdoing soda... 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6603 You have high cholesterol, gluten and lactose intolerance, and due to your crumbling condition we are here to change your cookie sheets. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6604 Miss Milk and Mr. Coffee are drooling how you play together. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6605 It’s true, we do use too much butter and sugar to cook with but that’s no excuse to turn into a cookie. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6606 Your sacrifice will make many children vary happy. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6607 From your glucose levels we suspect diabetes. Treatment will be icing, laying off the gumdrops, and avoiding dairy. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6608 Even though you've run, run, run as fast as you could, I'm afraid the disease has caught up 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6609 Don't be disturbed when I ask them questions like "Does he look yummy ?" 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6610 Contrary to popular lore, the flu could catch the gingerbread man. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6611 I think he just wants a hug 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6612 Possibly immunocomprised and in need of gluten! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6613 Does this mean I can finally pee standing up? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6614 Well done, Mr. G! The scores on your culinary tests came out at a very high degree . 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6615 I’m sorry, you’re just too delicious to save. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6616 You'll need to run run half as fast as you can for a few weeks 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6617 It seems your lack of joints hindered you from running as fast as YOU can. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6618 As much as it pains me to tell you this, we have to pull the plug. Don't worry though, we'll make sure your remains get disposed of properly. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6619 Staff, treat this patient gingerly! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6620 I present a rare treat for pastry chef residents. Acromegalic gingerbread. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6621 We'd like to try a treacle enema. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6622 We are deeply sorry about our intern eating your right hand yesterday. Direction has taken drastic measures to adress his behaviour. I hope you can still have faith in our care. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6623 “I brought the students because one day they may have to talk to a cookie”. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6624 There're here for your second opinion. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6625 Our prognosis, too much ginger, not enough bread. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6626 I'm sorry, you'll never run again. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6627 We're getting into February. You should be broken by now. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6628 He says he's afraid that if he gets up he'll be eaten by a fox. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6629 They've asked me to inform you that they have lawyered up. 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
6630 My colleagues have suggested a vanilla butter cream enema. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6631 They’re calling it Breading on the streets... 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
6632 You crumbled under the pressure of the kitchen. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
6633 Before we can release you, we just need six more (bites) I mean samples with iced dariy products. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
6634 You jump and we'll pick up the crumbs. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
6635 We're cutting down on the sugar. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
6636 We might want to consider raising the sugar levels. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6637 My colleagues here tell me your elevated AIC levels are actually quite appropriate. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6638 The baking team will do their best to reverse your staleness. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6639 The Chefs are wanting a "taste test!" 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6640 You just don't belong here, you're a cookie! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
6641 In our opinion, you should run, run, as fast as you can. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6642 Due to your unfortunate case, you only have 10min to live. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6643 Dr. Fox will be in to see you shortly. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6644 You have it backwards. We give you good food, not a colonoscopy. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6645 We are glad to see you've made a full recovery. Now, try to stay far, far away from Farquaads. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6646 The interns wish to thank you for donating your body to the Silverton Center for Culinary Medicine. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6647 We caught him, Doctor Baker. Now what shall we do with him? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6648 Don’t worry, you’ll be fine, it’s just a mild reaction to the drug. But just to play it safe we’ll transferring you to our pastry care unit. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6649 They ran here as fast as they could! Sorry. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6650 Let's address the gingerbread man in the room, his name is Steve. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6651 Typical symptoms of Gluten deficiency in the recipe. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6652 Your medical exam reveals an extreme glucose intolerance. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6653 I’d recommend less sugar in your diet 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6654 We're not sure of the diagnosis yet. But in the interests of objectivity, we're expecting a second opinion in about an hour. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6655 We're here because you feel crumby. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6656 Your trans ginger surgery was successful. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6657 We told you to lay off the donuts! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6658 If he's not healthy by Christmas, we dispose of him with the biohazards. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6659 You can't catch the Gingerbread Man, but the Gingerbread Man sure can catch pancreatic cancer. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6660 To prevent any strange temptations Carl, we are going to recommend you lay off the milk for the first couple of weeks... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6661 We need to get him well so no one can catch him. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6662 An MRI is necessary. You are not sufficiently crispy. I don't think we'll need a Catscan. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6663 I asked for a ‘GENDER’ reassignment procedure! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6664 He’s allergic to ginger. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
6665 The bad news is they didn't use a nonstick cookie sheet, but the charring is minimal. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6666 I have my diagnostic team here. They'll each need a crumb. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6667 I have asked these prominent bakers to help us confirm your preexisting condition. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6668 We will now administer the MoCA. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6669 We're transferring you to the children's wing. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6670 The operation was a success, but your glucose levels will never be the same. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6671 The bad news is that they left out the baking soda; the good news is that you've now got a great crunch. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6672 Your days of run, run, running are over. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6673 No, they are not bakers just broth cooks concerned about you. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6674 The good news is they’re going to name a new dessert after you. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
6675 Let's change the Ginger to Nutmeg. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6676 I'm sorry, but you are gluten intolerant. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6677 You'll need to sign a consent form saying that you refuse a gluten transfusion 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6678 He thought that he was applying for "Project Runway." As it turns out, he was part of a mystery basket for "Top Chef." That's why we called you folks in. He needs an extreme makeover. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6679 We deliver only cookie-cutter healthcare. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6680 We caught the Gingerbread Man. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6681 OK GMan, These fine folks are gonna move you out of the ICU unit to the OU812 Ward. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
6682 We regret to inform you after much practice from our chefs your in the "burn" unit. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6683 We're hopeful your ginger transplant will get here in a snap. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6684 It's bad news I'm afraid. You're gluten-intolerant. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6685 One tough cookie with a sesame rash is hardly a recipe for promotion. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6686 We’ll need to check your ginger levels. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6687 Although it's risky we recommend removing your gluten. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6688 Your condition has stirred up interest among bakeries nation-wide, sir. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6689 this advice is going to cost you a lot of dough 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6690 Don't worry, we at the Culinary Hospital will have your taste quality back to normal in no time 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6691 Your wife said that you fell into the batter when she was baking. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6692 YOU HAVE ENOUGH GINGER IN YOU TO MAKE 3 "SO" 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6693 Someone ate the baby... 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6694 We tested your crumbs and have found that you are low on ginger. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6695 And now for the gummy transfer. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6696 You have your parents visiting 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
6697 And how are we feeling this morning? 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
6698 I've heard of running jokes but this is a cactus. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
6699 Swinging your arms will burn even more calories. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
6700 We're transfering you to the kitchen. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6701 His sugars are still high, so we'll wait till they leaven out. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6702 Definitely a high glucose level 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6703 Since you have no insurance, you'll be evenly divided in the lunch room. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
6704 Our specialists advise against more icing on that knee, but f*#k 'em. They're not doctors. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6705 He was roughed up in a fight with the Pillsbury Dough Boy. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6706 They believe you’re feeling crumby because your egg and ginger levels are low! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6707 It's not rigor mortis, you've just been in the air too long. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6708 Here we have a case of PTSD. Seems that a fox is to blame. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6709 I always like to eat the hands first 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6710 Good news! You’ll completely recover your yumminess. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6711 May I call you Cookie,Mr Monster.? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6712 Our consulting chefs have confirmed the DNA test. You are half Asian and half French. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
6713 You can't escape old age. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6714 They promise you'll never be eaten. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6715 Unfortunately, Botox will not help. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6716 Mr Bicky's blood-sugar seems slightly high. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6717 It's a chronic condition resulting in a low molasses level. However, we have a treatment plan that has been reasonably successful. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6718 The purpose of this field trip is to illustrate the need for discretion in adding Ginger. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6719 NEVER, NEVER use yeast, even though he is called GingerBread! 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6720 Bet you’re sorry you ran, Gingerbread man… 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6721 Less sugar in the future should reduce his irrelevance. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6722 The good news is your implants were successful. The bad news, is they are on your feet. 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
6723 We saved the dough, but we lost the frosting. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6724 They wanted to hear my plans for your house surgery. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6725 His blood sugar levels has normalized ever since he gained control of his dreams of plums, fairies and canibals. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6726 Ok, who else is hungry 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6727 Tough situation, really. Looks like you have gluten intolerance. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6728 It’s more than just a creeping prickly feeling this time. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6729 We're afraid you peaked at Christmas as usual 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6730 Have you eaten? 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
6731 He’s diabetic. Next time make him sugar-free. 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
6732 Here we have a classic case of the oven temperature being set too high. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6733 Unfortunately, you are anatomically incorrect for that procedure. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6734 First they build your house ... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6735 Tests indicate a low sugar level. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6736 Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6737 We're sorry to inform you, that your running career is over. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6738 He's overcooked at work, and needs to go live in a gingerbread house. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6739 There there Mr. Gingerbread Man. Not to worry. You have many friends here who are willing to take care of you. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6740 Well, your molasses count is elevated, and your nutmeg level is on the low side, but you are still edible. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6741 So you were out in front, they were running as fast as they could, when... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6742 Are you accusing these bakers of giving you gingivitis? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6743 Your fiance called. She said you're faking it, you just have cold feet. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6744 I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but you got caught. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6745 On the bright side, I've always liked the smell of ginger 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6746 I sense something has been eating at you 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6747 These Interns from our exchange program saw to your care while you were in a coma. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6748 Your parents are here to see you. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6749 Examination results show that you have severe ginger deficiency. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6750 They rolled you for your dough when you were baked. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6751 We thought you were a gonna! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6752 It appears your problem is related to your intake of ginger is a bit too much... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6753 Turns out it wasn't a yeast infection after all. It looks like pneumonia caught you. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6754 Healthy, but has sugar issues! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6755 I’m afraid it’s gingervitus. Start running, and ensure you avoid foxes. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6756 Raw eggs in the chocolate chip dough, again, my good man? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6757 Tests indicate that he is half baked. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6758 Your case requires a panel of experts. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6759 Now that we’ve successfully boosted your sugar, spice, and everything nice, your surgical transition team will be in to discuss removing your snips, snails and puppy-dog tails. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6760 What part of belly button don't you understand? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6761 There's far too much yeast in your dough. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6762 We're having the lab check for a ginger deficiency so we'll know for you and 300 other in the same batch 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6763 We’ve got good news. It’s not terminal, only a seasonal life-threatening condition. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6764 If we replace the frosting with raisins, you’ll be back to pre-diabetic before you know it. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6765 Your glucose level is dangerously high. I'm afraid we will have to preform an emergency buttonectomy. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6766 And sir, how would you like the salmon, grilled or poached? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6767 You're in the wrong place. You have a bad case of gingeritis. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6768 The Prognosis is: slight chance of a significant raise 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6769 After surgery he laid on the wire rack in recovery to prevent further cracking. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6770 They'd like to test your lactose intolerance. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6771 He is the healthiest most stable genius of all the half baked that ever lived. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6772 The diagnosis is ginger opioid addiction... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6773 I'm sad to say that the test results are in and they show that you will never run again. Now dig in! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6774 No crumbs will be left behind. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6775 Have you been around liquids lately? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6776 We're here to tell you that your goose is cooked. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6777 Pre- diabetic, my friend. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6778 I'm sorry I can't help you, but we have specialists who can. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6779 We would like to run some tests to determine how you run so fast, Mr. Gingerbread Man. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6780 It says on your file that you would like to be an organ donor? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6781 His temperature is 375 degrees, and cooling. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6782 We're here to taste your temperature. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6783 You were in a diabetic coma. Now that we have switched to Sweet n' Low you should be alright. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6784 diaberes I's say, just too much sugar 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6785 You may want to stop those morning wake and bake routines. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6786 I'm afraid your running days are over, Mr G! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6787 The only good news is our specialists confirmed that they still cannot catch you despite your little setback. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6788 Sorry, we need you back in the oven to get you flat again. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6789 So! How are you feeling now that all that dough has been removed? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6790 He went off the gluten free diet. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6791 So you're offended by my calling you 'Boy,' but why, exactly, did you feel you had to run? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6792 Here to check your sugar, Mr. G. --Oh, no, relax . . . they are merely observing. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6793 you have panem gingervitis, but our in-house chefs are optimistic 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6794 Call the cafeteria for a consult. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6795 Your family is here and they are afraid that you may be over-gingered. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6796 I told you to hand me a scalpel, not a cookie cutter. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6797 The elevated turmeric level is actually the main cause of his hypotension. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6798 Now that you've been caught, we'd like to conduct some tests to determine why. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6799 We told you to lay off the sucrose! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6800 So it turns out that while you can’t catch the gingerbread man, you HAVE caught an exceedingly rare strain of the Mutagenic Shortbread Virus. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6801 I won't bite your head off but my MD staff -- that's Munchies Dynamos -- say your ginger levels are low. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6802 Your gender reassignment surgery could be a bit tricky, so I've brought in a team of renowned specialists. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6803 Yes dude, you must have been really baked. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6804 He is sickly sweet but still full of spice. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6805 This is the team we call in if your surgery goes very, very wrong. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6806 We like to call it the get better or else treatment. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6807 You should see the culinary marvel that they used to decorate him in the swimsuit area. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6808 Having too many cooks spoiled your health. You have 1 week before you crumble! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
6809 It looks like we are going to have to remove your sugar. Oh ya, we also need to cut out your heart for Valentine's day. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6810 He has this half baked idea Fox News is out to get him. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6811 It's not so much that no one could catch you, but that you caught something... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6812 I see you're looking Ginger this morning. You'll be running off soon. You're simply not cut out to be propped up in bed. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6813 We need to get you out of here before the donut period begins. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
6814 I guess this is what happens when you cross gingerbread with man. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6815 Nothing to worry about. We will take good care of you. I'm the lead surgeon, Dr. Fox. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6816 Tomorrow your treatment will end. I'll have a team that can remember the scoop AND the ice cream. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6817 My colleagues inform me that appendix has to come out. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6818 What we have here is a case of Baked Alaskan gone wrong. Any ideas on presentation? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6819 We are happy to report the operation was a success but unfortunately your prognosis is poor. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6820 I highly recommend you should drink some ginger-ale. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6821 You've been eating too much hidden sugar. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
6822 Take a sample to see if its’ done 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6823 Our new cure for you is trademarked "CRUMBLES". 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6824 As you all know, we start with biting off the head. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
6825 Yes, here at California Medical, we intend to get you fully baked. Just not the way you had hoped. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6826 As you know, chefs, gingervitis can be debiliating. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6827 Sorry, You have been poisoned..too many of cinnamon sticks. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6828 Is it true, that no one can catch you? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6829 Next time, less ginger and more gingerly! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6830 Your excitement is misplaced, excessive, and unwarranted. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6831 He has a gluten Allergy. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6832 Don't worry; they only have problems with broth. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
6833 "Run, run, as fast as you can!" is no longer supported by our sports gastronomists. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
6834 We all agree. It's time for you slow down. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
6835 We’ll knead you to look at our options. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6836 ...a classic case of "Toomanycooksitis 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6837 He is suffering from an acute loss of spice. A common condition this time of year, but he is particularly predisposed. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6838 We're conducting a study on regeneration of limbs. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6839 The kitchen wants to know if you're gluten free. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6840 Nothing to worry about. You just need to lie flat and be baked for three more minutes. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6841 It's too late--he shouldn't have run. Now he's overdone 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6842 He said he was baked in a woman’s body 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6843 If you would’t mind settling a little a bet—did you catch the flu, or did it in fact catch you? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
6844 My diagnosis is, "he's half baked". Put him back in the oven for 10 minutes at 400 degrees. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6845 I saw this on Reddit Tinder. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6846 Well, we baked the Muffin Man. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6847 This operation is a cookie cutter snap! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6848 Yes, Walter, we all get it... Bed Pan... now can we get back to the kitchen to complete the lesson? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6849 The tests univocally say you‘re delicious. I think it‘s all in your head. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6850 They are here to administer last rites! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6851 We are sorry to say, "You are done". 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
6852 The bad news is, you'll never run again. The good news is, you're gluten free, so you won't have to. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
6853 We know you’re one tough cookie, but we’ve also caught one too many hands in your jar. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6854 Congratulations. You aced 30 questions out of 30. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6855 First, the good news - the biopsy confirms you to be delicious. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
6856 Our diagnosis is too much yeast. You're baked. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6857 We're the hospital's bakery-dating service. What are your preferences in a significant other? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6858 Yeah, he pulled a hamstring. Looks like you caught him. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6859 OK bud prove your citizenship or we call trump and that guy that is head of the DOJ 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6860 Yes, but you're not soup. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6861 Just three more treatments and you'll be completely gluten free. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
6862 I expect you will make a complete recovery, but I suggest you get plenty of bed rest, drink lots of fluids, and, if you know what's good for you, stay away from celebrity chefs. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6863 Turns out the fox was allergic to your chiseled calves 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6864 Mr. Breadman, I have assembled a team of cooks who will make you better. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
6865 We have bad news. You are gluten intolerant. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
6866 Since when does Brown collaborate with Johnson and Whales? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
6867 The doctor says, I'm sorry, you're done. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6868 I'm afraid you're having a systemic reaction to ginger. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
6869 This man suffers from a spoiled big button. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6870 We assure you, this is just a minor sugar spree- err, I mean, surgery. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6871 we can refer you to any one these fine specialist for adjusting to your life after surgery. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6872 We have him on a strict diet. No sugar, butter or gluten. And especially no ginger. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6873 'After much consultation, we have decided your gender reassignment surgery is possible'. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6874 We are recommending a low salt, low cholesterol, low gingerbread diet. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
6875 So how’s the cookie crumbling today? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6876 I'm sorry, but your confectionery department has declassified your status from 'gingerbread' after the X-rays revealed chocolate chips in your gall bladder. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6877 Well all our tastes...er, tests prove it. High cholesterol and quite unhealthy. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6878 You ran, ran, as fast as you can and now you’re here with us. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6879 They say that the eggs weren't rotten, you're just a natural born bad'un. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
6880 Baste on the patients condition... Then slow cook for maximum flavour. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6881 He keeps repeating, "One cannot live by bread alone". 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6882 The downside is the only way to learn the cause of your mutancy is to eat you. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6883 Despite his continuous denials, this man WAS caught, by a bad case of frostbite. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
6884 The good news is that you will live through the entree 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6885 Chef Frankenstein and his staff think you'll be fine, although for now you'll only be able to walk briskly. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6886 After some nibbles, we have discovered you're not really a man. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
6887 We _could_ save the other one, but I'd rather have a second opinion. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
6888 Some fluids, rest, and a clean shave, and you’ll be back on the run from this gang in no-time. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
6889 ...and if that doesn't work we could try a new experimental kitchen 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6890 On the bright side, the accident has left him totally catchable! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6891 Your ginger reassignment surgery was a success. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6892 Now that you are baked and the gum drops are in place we will now start the icing process. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6893 No problem, Gingerbread man! It's only a sprain, so you'll be fast as ever in a couple of weeks. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6894 Our specialists agree. You’re toast. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6895 Here we have another case of yeast infection. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6896 Your pastry chef has really just been putting too much of herself into her work. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6897 All these cooks want a piece of the action. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6898 And this honey oatmeal body wrap can double as cookie dough after treatment or body cast material with delayed removal. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6899 He’s half baked. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6900 Never trust a fox! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6901 The Orthopedic team was a little short-staffed. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6902 "His name is 'Herb' and he is suffering from a deficiency of cloves". 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6903 Hopefully he’ll be cured by December 25. If not “Enjoy “. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6904 I have good news. Even though your gingervitis is incurable, these world renowned chefs think you're the perfect poster board person for The Sugarbed Gingerbread House on Fairy Tale Lane. You'll be the taste of the town! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6905 Yep, same affliction as Mr. Potatohead. It's what we call 'Inedible'. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6906 The good news is, the bakers used yeast instead of baking powder and it won't kill you...the bad new is that the swelling is permanent 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6907 I'm the ENT, but it looks like my role may be limited. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6908 It looks like we'll have to run some tastes, Mr. Man. Your glucose levels are extremely high. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6909 -- and I am your cookie cutter, er -- I mean surgeon ! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6910 Slow down, I'm thirsty. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6911 Ginger, I'd like you to meet Head Chef Frankenstein. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6912 I’m sorry, sir, but the release forms were perfectly clear. With any surgery at this hospital, there are whisks involved. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6913 Sorry, Mr Ginger Bread. We added too much yeast. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6914 Too much nutmeg. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6915 Can anyone tell me his Flavor Profile? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6916 After a heated debate, we’ve decided you’re done for. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6917 The cafeteria staff will be assisting in your glutenectomy. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6918 Culinary interns, if you put enough of yourself into your baking, your creations can really come to life. (Frankenstein Centennial Caption). 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6919 My associates have requested a biopsy to ascertain your ingredients. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6920 Don't worry, you're just totally baked. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6921 What do you mean you can’t diagnose me! I’m the Gingerbread man! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6922 You were already a hall of fame cookie. You didn’t need to use chemical leaveners. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6923 You might want a second opinion. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6924 I prescribe a tablespoon of molasses. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6925 I’m afraid the diagnosis is terminal: you have 1-2 hours left at 375. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6926 It's our fourth case this week. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6927 Unfortunately, your insurance policy does not cover your hardened condition. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6928 He's half gone I'm afraid. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6929 We believe your problem is that you are half-baked and need more ginger. On the other hand, your future prognosis in edibles is promising. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6930 And here we have an acute case of convectionitis. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6931 Both you and your insurance are half baked. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6932 I ran and ran as fast as I can, and next thing I knew I was here. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6933 Interns, here is an example of being WELL BREAD! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6934 Colleagues from the Fox Culinary School would like to examine your legs. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6935 Our tests show you have a baker's dozen months to live. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6936 It looks like the flu caught you. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6937 Diagnosis: benign staleness. Treatment: ingestation. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6938 They all agree that you don't have enough ginger. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6939 The specialists believe it's in bad taste. They favor amputation to make sure. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6940 Unfortunately, the batternity tests were negative and your low blood sugar remains a mystery. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6941 It looks like you have a bit of a temperature. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6942 Our test sample was dry. I recommend a molasses drip. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6943 Chefs please note, ginger bread can strike anyone, at anytime, with no known cure. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6944 Though this Bakenstein model will recover from the burns, you should create your next monster at a lower temperature. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6945 You appear very homesick 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6946 Then we all agree; he's transferred to the children's ward. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6947 The accident left him with cake batter for brains 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6948 The good news is there's no follow-up care with edible stitches. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6949 Running at top speed five miles a day has interfered with your molasses levels. May I suggest you take up squash? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6950 And the bad news is my interns inform me that the absence of a nose button is not considered to be grounds for a mal-practice suit. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6951 Congratulations --you are our new poster child for the low calorie cookie 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6952 The taste test is needed to find you a good house. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6953 Your blood sugar levels are off the charts. You're looking at two days before you're cremated in the mouth of a craver. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6954 His Cognitive Test was inconclusive. He kept referring to the picture of the house as, mother. I had the nurse up his daily dosage of ginger. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6955 We’ll have you up and run, running as fast as you can within a week. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6956 I'm sorry, but we have some bread news .... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6957 You need to cut back on soda, apply glaze regularly, and avoid the warming bin. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6958 You'll be edible in a couple of weeks. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6959 It’s the hands-up police! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6960 you be lookin like a snack lol 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6961 Sorry, you’re incurably tasty. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6962 It’s shin splints. Are you a runner? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6963 I think that a yeast level test would be appropriate. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6964 Clearly this patient suffers from the run, run as fast as you can disorder. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6965 Worst case of gingerbreadvitis we've ever seen. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6966 Congratulations, it was delicious. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6967 It's what we suspected. You're gluten intolerant. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6968 The good news is, you’re the personification of a half-baked idea. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6969 This patient was suffering from unexplained bouts of nausea then we realized we forgot to add ginger. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6970 It's a classic case of buttery liver disease with associated golden syrup jaundice. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6971 We all feel you need 10 more minutes at 390 degrees. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6972 The hallucinations should subside in 6-12 hours. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6973 Prognosis: Out of the frying pan and into the fire. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6974 We definitely need to start with a low-carb diet! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6975 The test showed that her baking soda levels were dangerously low. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6976 Your surgery went well but we'd like to know how you taste? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6977 The arm should come off family easily. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6978 He has been catatonic since leaping out of the oven of an Olympic sprint champion. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6979 Sorry, Ginger, we're going to have to amputate . . . everything. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6980 I'm Doctor Baker. Lucky for you, my team specializes in your condition. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6981 You were in diabetic shock when they admitted you. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6982 Relax. Those are just the new scrubs from the spring collection. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6983 Students, he is suffering from the consequences of ‘Nom. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6984 We caught the Gingerbread Man. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6985 I'm sorry, but the head has to come off. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6986 We all agree you need to cut back on the salt in your diet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6987 So, tell us, when did you first notice this fear of milk? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6988 We told you all that sugar would be a recipe for diabetes. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6989 Time for your radiation treatments. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
6990 He broke his leg running from a fox. We'll just apply some icing...then have cookie time. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6991 It takes a whole bunch of chefs to fix a Gingerbread cookie! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6992 Doctor, can you bake me a new pair of legs? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6993 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6994 The kitchen staff apologizes. Apparently, you're allergic to Ginger and we failed to ask in advance if you had any food allergies. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6995 There's nothing wrong with him that a little 'tender loving cardamom' couldn't cure... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6996 I’m afraid that your insurance doesn’t cover a reverse-procedure back to flour, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, baking soda and salt. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6997 FLAVOR FLAV 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6998 I am not an animal I am a GingerBread Man! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6999 You are what you eat? Nonsense, it's just diabetes. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7000 So you were running as fast as you can and then... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7001 My colleagues have a theory that it's because of what you eat... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7002 We recommend icing to relieve the itching from your dermatitis. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7003 I'm afraid all that running has finally caught up with you, Mr.Gingerbread 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7004 These people are claiming they made you from scratch and would like youbto return with them to the “bakery”. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7005 Although generally healthy, the patient's blood sugar level is off the charts. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7006 Bad News...you have a terminal case of the sprinkles...Good News...it makes you delicious...Dig in, everyone! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7007 Didn't have to catch him. Came in on his own. We were as surprised as you are at first. But then, tests proved he's the Gingersnap Man. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7008 My best medical advice is to run, run, as fast as you can. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7009 We'll need to add salt, and a little lemon juice for acidity. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7010 I'm sorry to report that they did catch the gingerbread man, and he hasn't been the same since. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7011 He needs a transfusion with blood type mochaccino. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7012 He couldn't run fast enough so the children caught him. Any ideas? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7013 We’ve called you in to help us figure out why nobody wants to bite his head off. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7014 You are suffering from GMO. Ki 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7015 I think he has a sever case of the post holiday blues. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
7016 The Diagnostic analysis confirms: the real 100 yr old doughboy! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
7017 Congratulations, the operation was a success. We removed your icing. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7018 You have a 65% chance to survive a pink icing with chocolate mini-chips intact. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7019 I think we know what ales him. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7020 Well, it looks like something finally caught you...cancer. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7021 Our pastry staff have some half baked ideas about your transgender conversion to a gingerbread girl and we are here to review them with you. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7022 We are recommending a ginger treatment course at 180 degrees Celsius. That should get you back on your feet. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7023 I'm afraid it is catching. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7024 Homo gingerbredensis. A severe case of not having been eaten. Hardenine of the inner and outer determological layers. Totally hopeless at this stage. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7025 Your bee sting allergy triggered a sugar shock. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7026 The next 30 minutes are ad-free thanks to the following sponsor. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7027 We found this one in the test kitchen covered in inorganic flour. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7028 I’m afraid we agree you’re half-baked. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7029 The lab results are in .... your ginger frosting buttons are a perfect match for the Muffin Man. And, of course, you need only keep one to have a normal life. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7030 Dough! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7031 Ginger beer battered, but recovering well. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7032 It seems as though your will to not be caught has been a factor in your depression. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7033 We have to amputate. Do you prefer arm, leg, or skull? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7034 wot cunt 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7035 We’re gonna need 6 “biopsies” for an accurate diagnosis. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7036 We're going to need to take several biopsies, Mr. Breadman. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7037 Bad news, it didn't take as we had hoped. Good news, new interns starting their icing-cosmesis rotation, and eager to learn. Can you pull the sheets back a bit? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7038 Classic case of gluten deficiency. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7039 "The good news: True, nobody could catch you. The bad news: You needed a code for the locked double doors. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7040 You won't be building any houses for a while. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7041 He wasn't bread for running. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7042 Your recipe for success? Last bequests? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7043 Your illness this season actually saved your life. Ain’t that ginger? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7044 Our celebrity panel of experts would like to sample to the prognosis. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7045 no matter how fast he could run, the gluten-free flour caught up with him. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7046 It’s called a “sugar rush” and it’ll be permanent, but you’ll get used to it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7047 Your ginger levels are thru the roof 500 CC of milk STAT 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7048 I will have to amputate your leg. I am so, so, er, sorry...well,honestly, I can't wait! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7049 We were able to reattach your legs, but I’m afraid you’ll no longer be able to run, run, as fast as you can. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7050 Prognosis: Delicious 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7051 Sir, I regret to inform you that I have to turn you over to the authorities. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7052 All right, everybody, it's snack time! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7053 We thought that rather than a vasectomy, we could just make a giant cheesecake crust. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7054 We are the MIXED METAPHOR SEXTET. We have come to sing our song SWEETLY with warmth, non-critical acceptance, honesty and empathy. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7055 We can rebake him. We have the ingredients . We can make him taste better than before. Batter, stronger, faster. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7056 He may look friendly but, in fact, he has dough for brains, lying eyes and the fake smile of a narcissistic psychopath. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7057 TESTS SHOW THIS PATIENT OVERDOSED ON GIGER. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7058 We've concluded your condition is the result of being insufficiently baked. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7059 Do you mind if they observe while I check your sugar level? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7060 The good news: we can help you by eliminating all your carbohydrates. The bad news... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7061 Good news is you'll never have to run again 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7062 YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE TOO SWEET DON'T YOU? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7063 "Body samples needed. Prognosis: diagnostic fatal" Joan Moir, Tiburon, CA 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7064 The medical staff has agreed that you should lower your intake of ginger. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7065 Sorry G-man, you’ve reached your Medicaid shelf life. Run, run, run back to work so these little old folks can make a living. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7066 It appears that your delicious reputation is inescapable! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7067 I'm afraid your running days are over! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7068 [THIS IS FOR THE AMY HWANG CACTUS CARTOON. WE DIDNT EVEN GET OUR MAG TIL THE 21ST--NOT FAIR!] "He's a nice enough guy, but can be a little prickly." 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7069 We just want to know what happens when the cookie crumbles. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7070 We're not sure why, but you seem to have lost your ginger. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7071 He's sick. His computer tossed its cookies. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7072 He’s on a lactose intolerant diet. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7073 No, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7074 We aren't going to bite you, Mister Snap -- just a few nibbles for a taste test. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7075 When we add a little arsenic to your recipe, they'll never want to catch you again. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7076 Well, Mr. Catchmeifyoucan, it looks like you've caught a bad case of the flu. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7077 We went your house and we're hoping you're just as tasty. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7078 We think it was something he ate. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7079 You're gonna need to start taking insulin. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7080 You've got sugar. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7081 This will be the first gingerbread woman reassignment surgery we've ever done, Phil. I--I mean Phyllis. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7082 We suspect early onset of nutmegitis complicated by low levels of cinnamon. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7083 You're going to have to start calling it gingerbread woman 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7084 The transplant should go fine once we receive a donation of some sugar. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7085 Good News: The gingivitis is under control. And we brought in Dr. Snickerdoodle's team to tackle your stage 3 crumbling. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7086 I understand you ran into a fox, we will save you with creme and botox. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7087 Tag your it....quick this time get in the car!!! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7088 Do you know if ICE is working undercover around here? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7089 We're afraid you just don't have enough "man" in you. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7090 The bad news for you? Your house melted. The good news for us? Only your toes are charred. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7091 Your Chefs and I agree, your life of wild abandonment has finally caught up with you. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7092 Grease the pan and lock the door,he can outrun little old men, women and more--but foxes do make him trip over boxes. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7093 You need to cut back on your carbs. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7094 It’s clear that the holidays have taken a toll. Our “doctors” recommend creme anglaise, lemon zest and relaxation. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7095 Initial results indicate a potential milk allergy, which we would like to test further. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7096 The diagnosis is that you are half baked. The cure involves additional baking under the supervision of a team of pastry chefs. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7097 No matter how fast you run, no matter how much dough . . . 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7098 I’m sorry. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7099 Please stop saying "Eat me". 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7100 You appear to be suffering from hypergingereeness. Our team of exerts are here to adjust that. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7101 Do you think you could run gingerly? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7102 I know we talked about liposuction, but they suggested another approach: break off a few pieces for their cookie-crumb crust. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7103 It was from the peanut oil in the batter, but I think he'll make it 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7104 BETTY BAKER BOUGHT A BIT OF BATTER BUT THE BIT OF BATTER BETTY BAKER BOUGHT BURNED A BITTER BREAD BUT BETTY BAKER BAKED A BETTER BATTER AND BAKED A BEDDER GINGERBREAD INSTEAD 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7105 Are they all your family of origin? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7106 The good news is, you've come to the right place. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7107 The additional consultations are already baked in the cost of the procedure. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7108 Psychosomatic is right. It flares up when he gets jealous of his sister, the bagel who has everything. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7109 With the anesthesia, you won't feel a thing. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7110 I think we need that Rear Admiral Goofy Guy, over at Navy ? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7111 Your gingerbreadplasty appears to be healing nicely 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7112 It is the gluten free autopsy that we need to discuss. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7113 Look, I'm sorry, but I can't find a pulse and your organ donor card is right here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7114 You had dangerously low levels of “variety”. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
7115 Give him 2 times a day 1/2 a cup of maple syrup, and this Gingerbread Man will be like new in no time 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7116 Sir, we are going to have to run some more tests, I am afraid your condition is larger than we thought. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
7117 Your batter set up nicely. You should be done once you’ve cooled down. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7118 You shouldn't have run that stop sign. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7119 There here to apologize for overcooking you. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7120 I think it's cancer. They all think it's too much molasses. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7121 Start an IV of ginger ale! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7122 It’s Psoriasis. Marshmallow cream will clear it up and improve your dimensional deficiency. But, a common side effect is being eaten. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7123 We will next change your ams to stop Gumby's copyright suit. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7124 We believe you come down with a case of 'sprinkles', but we plan to do several biopsies and lactose emulsions to confirm. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7125 My prognosis is this man doesn't have enough dough to pay for his hospital stay. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7126 Maybe the next time you won't run away, run away, fast as you can! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7127 SLUGGISH FLOW. OF MOLASSES. AND TOO LITTLE GINGER 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7128 The good news is your appendectomy was succesful, the bad news is you're a cookie man now. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7129 Thinking... "I'm really very tasty, but forget it." 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7130 I'm afraid it's cancer. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7131 They say you're faking it. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7132 Your vitals are fine, but I am a bit worried about the rough edges on the spots on your chest. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7133 The jacuzzi was just too hot. Your fourth gumdrop may be the same again. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7134 His temperature is 350 degrees and he refuses to be eaten 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7135 There was nothing we could do. He was bread on arrival. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7136 I brought the pastry chef team along to check for errant raisins. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7137 Good news! We are making you gluten-free. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7138 With all that running, you must be a gluten for punishment. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7139 Not quite what I meant when I said I was ready to meet my maker. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7140 You’re not really sick, just a little over-run. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7141 Good news...we found 5 matches for a kidney donor. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7142 Textbook example of ginger overdose manifested in a desire to tell authorities "Catch me if you can." 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7143 You've been Baker acted. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7144 Fortunately, we know just the cure for your half-baked ideas. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7145 He says no one ever wants to cuddle with him. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7146 the recipe that created you is flawed, these specialists will fix it! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7147 jesus, we must be running in the desert in a sweat suit.. heat stroke imminent, or I would swear that cactus is gaining on us 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7148 What worries me is that he's armed. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7149 See where all that running landed you. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7150 Unfortunately, you're current insurance plan doesn't offer protection from charity bake sales 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7151 I said to add dimples, not pimples! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7152 This is a 22-year-old male complaining of vulpes morsus - for you first-year's that's a fox bite. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7153 Okay to let Chef Smith and his team manage your health proxy? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7154 You were brought in severely undercooked, but luckily our trauma unit was able to treat you within what we call the golden baking hour. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7155 Unfortunately it’s bread in the bone 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7156 That's a weird lookin dog 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7157 Good news, you are now gluten free and anatomically correct. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7158 You need to stretch before doing a ten-mile sprint, sir 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7159 You're lactose intolerant. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7160 Too much sugar and no heartbeat!!! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7161 Thanks to our team, the operation was a success! Congratulations. You have successfully made the transition to a Gingerbread Man. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7162 What you have is catching. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7163 The Shape of Milk 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7164 All those years of hard living have finally caught up with you. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7165 Mr. Breadman, we were all hoping you would agree to donate your organs to my birthday party- I mean science. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7166 Looks like too many cooks spoiled the bris. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7167 As the product we rarely get a chnce get your opinion about our recipe 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7168 This past year has made things really different! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
7169 You are what you eat? You eat what you are? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7170 Highly glutenous from a factory that handles nuts 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7171 Molass Ass. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7172 It’s full-blown AIDS. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7173 By a vote of five to one, you have been diagnosed as gluten infused. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7174 I’ve seen plenty of people in his shape make a full recovery. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7175 If you tell them which cookie cutter you came from ,they pay your hospital bill 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7176 ...and the Doughboy supplied crescent rolls for a buffet at the Oscars... and Humpty Dumpty provided a huge frittata for all the King's men... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7177 Adding thistles was not a good idea. Chef suggests plucking. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7178 We extracted the little girl, and these people are here to help you make the transition. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7179 Too many chefs spoiled the broth, but they're up for the challenge of a tough cookie! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7180 There was an accident during baking, but these specialists will implant raisins and walnuts - to make you perfect. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7181 We recommend adding more butter and sugar to your diet and cut back on the running. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
7182 Can you tell us a little more about your Mom & Dads frosting buttons? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
7183 Hmm let's see: severe depression.That's common after Christmas! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
7184 Hurry up, Water boy 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
7185 We are sorry to inform you that you have 12 hours to live Mr. Gingerbread Man. Your scheduled to be eaten in the morning. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
7186 Here we have a prototypical case of runner's burnout. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
7187 The medical and baking consensus is you should 'Run, run as fast as you can.' 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
7188 The good news is that you are fully recovered from your experience in the oven. The bad news is desert tonight at the kitchen staff's private dinner. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7189 2018 flue season even caught the Gingerbread Man. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7190 It is with all of our opinion that this is the worst case of yeast infection we've ever seen! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7191 You guys did WHAT with his liver? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7192 NOT ENOUGH SHORTENING? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7193 Not to worry, I called in the Baker Five to consult on your sweet levels. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7194 He's retaining a bit more water than expected . . . 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7195 We think you should cut down on sugar. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7196 I was going to prescribe Vitamin B, but the consensus is you could use more ginger. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7197 I brought with me the very best practitioners of ginger reassignment. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7198 We're all DBs - Doctors of Baking. We understand you have a problem with natural gas. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7199 We KNOW who you are, and it's a good thing we could catch you when we did. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7200 A spoonful of sugar does not always make the medicine go down in the most delightful way. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7201 We think if we bake you again we can cure your runaway fever. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7202 The good news is: there's enough of you to feed the whole town! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7203 A mild case of P.W.S.D...Pastry Wars Stress Disorder 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7204 She couldn't take the heat in the kitchen. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7205 "Three day old ginger, presenting signs of stress and hives. Chefs?" Response: "Eliminate peanuts". 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7206 You should have ran faster, Gingerbread Man. The baker and his wife caught up with you, and now, and now, you’re broken in two. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
7207 Our staff specialists think you have a rare case of the cookie flu. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7208 Why do we even bother running around searching for water? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7209 Typically we see these in houses, but you have a cornerstone. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7210 You have been diagnosed with a rare form of deliciousness. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7211 We recommend a lemon sauce transfusion. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7212 The bakers just want you to know that they have a new house prepared for you upon your recovery, just not in gingerbread this time. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7213 Due to the recall of the ACA we are no longer required to treat your pre-existing gingerbread condition. Good day, sir. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7214 You only have days to live because we're going to eat you, and it might take a while. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7215 Luckily we changed the recipe to include butylated hydroxytoluene, so you should have no problem hanging on until next Christmas. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7216 His prognosis is all consuming. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7217 After further consultation we agreed that the change in your complexion is due to foxing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7218 I gather this was his first flambé 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7219 We're going to need a few tissue samples. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7220 We have another running case of the gingerbread man. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7221 The experts say not to worry, but that leg might be a little ginger. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7222 Does anyone know what his regular temperature setting is? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7223 Have you considered organ donation? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7224 Hey! “Do you have any water”? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7225 Seasonal affective disorder. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7226 Pay no attention to them; you're definitely on track for a full recovery. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7227 Our diagnosis is that you don't taste good. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7228 Now, as you can see—not enough gingerbread, too much man. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
7229 You may be difficult to catch, gonorrhoea isn't. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7230 We're sure we can find a donor. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7231 Gluten 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7232 Aaand sign here if you'd like to be an organ donor 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7233 Which would you like first, the good news or the baked news? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7234 Without enough all-purpose flour, these men become cookie cutters 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7235 He has a bad case of the sprinkles. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7236 I’m sorry for your loss. But you did come out really good. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7237 We are awaiting lab tests regarding organic ingredients. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7238 We tried even stem cell therapy, but your milk allergy is incurable. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7239 Yes, but then we're not here to make broth. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7240 According to your test results, you’re delicious. I’m afraid we’ll have to amputate. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7241 Our consultants all agree. You are half-baked 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7242 I’ll have no more of that, “You can’t catch me.” Your numbers are way too high and they’ll help you with your yeast infection. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7243 We all agree that to lower your head would surely lead to the loss of your legs. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7244 He is literally broken in half. I am sorry but I don’t think there is anything we can do 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7245 He says J.P. Donleavy created him and thus is responsible for his sexual appetite and VD. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7246 No, we're _pasty_ chefs, not _pastry_ chefs. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7247 We'll begin the transplant as soon as a toothpick inserted into the new heart comes out clean. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7248 With the new nutrition guidelines, you can keep the ginger but we need to take out all the sugar. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7249 Would you say you caught the cold or did the cold catch you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7250 I'm afraid it's your soul Mr. Ginger, you seem to have misplaced it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7251 We really need to know: Are there others like you? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7252 It's skin cancer. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7253 You were right. But life in the fast-lane did. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7254 cronch cronch cronch mmhmm wow your toes are hella yummy dude 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
7255 It looks like you will have to put off your run for the presidency. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7256 When you run and run as fast as you can, you can catch the gingerbread man. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7257 Hyperglycemia is just the first of our concerns. We're worried that you also have Peeps Gigantism. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7258 His refusal to rise is a treatable symptom of Post Holiday Blues Syndrome. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7259 Too many cooks spoiled the cookie 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7260 He’s sitting up now after the baking powder and asking for icing but we’re going to lose him if you can’t come up with a blood sugar match. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7261 We need to discuss your prognosis, I'll put this as gingerly as I can... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7262 Well, bakers, he was caught because his sugar levels were too low. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7263 If symptoms recur, try two aspirin and thirty minutes at 350. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7264 There's been a mix-up in your treatment... 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
7265 Apparently, you're not as bendy as advertised. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7266 “And so, it is our conclusion that decreasing the baking time from 25 minutes to 21 minutes will give you the best outcome in your brace, trans-gingerbread procedure! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
7267 Per the patient’s history, his symptoms began when the dish ran away with the spoon 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
7268 Your days of running fast as you can are over. That’s the way the cookie crumbles. But...as you can see, the bakers want to make dough out of you! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7269 Don't you dare eat me. I'll give you all indigestion. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7270 It appears you are gluten and dairy intolerant, you appear to have become self intolerant. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7271 These specialists will consult on your cake. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7272 My advice? If you're one to jump to conclusions, this would be an opportune time. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7273 Your missing parts were delicious. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7274 Good news! We found spare body parts in the kitchen for the emergency transplants. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
7275 Could we perhaps have your name? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7276 Doctor: "You are allowed to have ginger and wheat only, not 2 scoops of ice cream every day!" 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7277 You have sustained severe burns to exactly 50% of your body. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7278 I am sorry to tell you, but you will require additional icing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7279 Our first aesthetic operation was successful. He will resist the highest baking temperature without suffering any burns.” “Unfortunately the patient may not be able to make grimaces so he will be able to respond only with tweets and emoticons. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7280 The good news is Medicare will cover all the diagnostic costs; the bad news is they each want a sample. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7281 They did catch you. And they were not happy about the taunting. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7282 Mind if we do a biopsy to determine your recipe? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7283 i 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7284 President Trump, you have too many sticking points. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7285 I'm afraid we don't offer a gluten-free option on our menus. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7286 'I'm not sure that blue cross blue shield insures cookies' 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7287 This will your residency team, Mr. Ginger. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7288 We ran, ran as fast as we can. Any last wishes, Mister Gingerbread Man? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7289 Sir I hate to tell you this but your wife and children didn’t survive the house fire in the Gum Drop Kingdom. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7290 Your progmolasses looks good. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7291 He passed his cognitive recognition test. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7292 preliminary tests indicate there's too much brown sugar in his blood. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7293 It is a classic story of rabies caused by a fox bite. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7294 This report from Dr. Ronny Jackson says the Cookie is in "excellent health." 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7295 The results from the test kitchen are back, "FAT"!! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7296 Where’s that water boy! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7297 YOU NEED AN INFUSION OF RAISINS… 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7298 They were able to fix your broken leg, but it will be months before you can run as fast as you can. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7299 I 'd advice 6 weeks of rest. My colleagues think you're done... I mean 'well' right now. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7300 It's terminal. This sorry lot forgot the ginger. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7301 We're here to run a series of tests. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7302 Good news is we will donate your organs to the Make-a-Sweet-Wish society. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7303 Something's gumming up the works. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7304 Glad we caught you in time before the cancer spread 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7305 As we suspected. Too much sugar in the blood 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7306 Gingerbread men have many fathers (i.e. Bakers) 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7307 Because your health insurance coverage has run out, my colleagues are here to begin the next phase of your treatment. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7308 I called in specialists to perform your biopsy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7309 Which one of you half baked physicians is man enough to diagnose this cookie. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7310 The other six hundred thousand on the bill is for the specialists who did the surgery. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7311 Gingivitis is strictly dental. By this stage it's in our court. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7312 I am afraid we are going to have to operate. I have brought in the kitchen staff to assist. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7313 With third degree burns all over his body, his running days are over. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7314 The bakers are sorry they weren't able to make you run as fast as you can, but they identified your attacker as the man who lives on Drury Lane. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7315 This is what happens when a bake goes bad. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7316 "Do you want to donate any organs"? (What does he mean organs, ain't got no liver, ain't got no heart, ....no, not the gumdrop buttons!) 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7317 It lacks a human element. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7318 I'm afraid we left out a full stick of butter during the surgery, leaving you with permanent dry personality. The silver lining is that your cholesterol is way down. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7319 You have Gingerbread Disease. It's fatal. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7320 No more baking soda -- just powder. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7321 Our resources are limited. So we’ve brought in a team of ‘Specialists’ to assist with your prostate exam. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7322 And we’re treating him for an acute frosting deficiency 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7323 Yes, gentlemen, I believe that our ginger-dough, stem-cell transplant has been a major success. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7324 As you can clearly see, our GMO ginger project is moving along swimmingly. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7325 Our recommendation is a diet with less molasses and more ground cloves 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7326 His runnning technique needs improvement 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7327 Staff ingredient instructions mix-up, probably ginger plus stem cells. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7328 YOU OVERDOSED ON YOUR RECIPE 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7329 We'd like to keep you for some further taste testing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7330 After consulting these on-call bakery interns, we have decided to remove the suspicious, superficial, "non-sugar" icing buttons on your torso; not to worry, your underlying gingerbread readings are all normal. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7331 Your sugar levels are a bit elevated, so I've brought in these specialists for a few tastes -- er, tests! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7332 Mr. Man, we have your test results, and it is not good news. It would appear you were made with gluten free flour. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7333 A classic case of baker's gingivitis. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7334 No one would admit to putting those marshmallows on you and leaving you by the grill with the chocolate 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7335 Yes, we can fix it. But we strongly suggest that in the future you don’t break off your dates like that. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
7336 He's suffering from PTSD--Post Tramatic Season Disorder 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7337 If you don't mind, our culinary staff would like to balance your enzymes and introduce something more bland to your diet. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7338 Another Reality TV cooking show casualty proving once again bigger isn’t better. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7339 Well, Mr. Ginger Bread... Let's see if we can make you taste better for next Christmas. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7340 So it turned out, we could catch him. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7341 I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate. Which limb would you prefer first? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
7342 He wasn't made with love and now he's got six months to live. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7343 I’m sorry to inform you, it’s terminal. The team here is to expedite your prognosis. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
7344 A classic case of "you-are-what-we-bake-itis" 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7345 It’s cancer. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7346 My diagnosis is "the ginger from India de-gultenized him and he can't stand it." 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7347 We think the best hope for curing their depression lies in trans-baking them into a ladyfinger. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7348 You're allergic to ginger and someone just ate your house, so I've brought in a team that can help with both issues. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7349 I know I told you to whip something up, but not like this 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7350 We must have your consent to repurpose your torso into a heart but then we will repurpose your heart into a rabbit, flag, pumpkin, turkey and voila back to yourself ! Sound good ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7351 This one was injured preparing for the live-action gingerbread house musical. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
7352 Hmmm...your white bread count is unusually high. We'll need to run some more tests. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7353 Sorry, but you shouldn’t have skipped the carbohydrate packing. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7354 Diagnosis: Gingerbread Man is enjoying the remnants of Obama Care, while Yes He Can! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7355 This is the result of an unorthodox gingerbread recipe. Yes, this is what happens when someone gets carried away with the nutmeg! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7356 Your transition is complete, and your unused parts were simply delicious. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7357 The team agrees, we need to remove the gumdrop buttons if you ever want to run again. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7358 We all put the yeast in. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7359 It looks like a bad case of gingerbread meningitis. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7360 Before your reconstructive procedure, we'll first deconstruct your recipe. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7361 We usually only get the little guys - medical photography will be along to take a pic 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
7362 This is what happens when the gingerbread man has too much ginger ale 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7363 I said glycine not Icing 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7364 We'd like to have a word about tonight's dessert options. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7365 My diagnosis is ginger-pox. Chefs? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7366 He's been diagnosed with gluten intolerance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7367 It says your blood type is 2%, is that correct? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7368 We thought it was just post-holiday blues, but determined it was post year-of-Trump Weltschmerz. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7369 Not a Baker's cyst, a bakers’ cyst. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7370 I've called in your immediate family. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7371 It's a classic case of gluttony 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7372 Our prognosis is: within two hours, you will be eaten. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7373 He was admitted Tuesday with a ginger-glucose imbalance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7374 We used too much growth hormone. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7375 I agree with you, your identity crisis is real, you are a sugar cookie. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7376 Our patient is a Gingerbread Man, and he seems a little stiff. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7377 Your fractures are a result of your half-baked notion to run a marathon without shoes. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7378 Which one of you is my grandmother? I need to be pulled out of death's jaws. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7379 We're hungry for better results. We'd like to do another biopsy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7380 Clinical tests show that your pot/ginger ratio is out of balance, which has made you a bum cookie. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7381 You were baked at a higher than normal temperature and now have a yeast infection. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7382 The good news is our full-body transplant has saved your life. The bad news is this is a bakery, not a hospital. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7383 Minor spatula laceration. He’ll be ready for release as soon as his nutmeg levels return to normal. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7384 This patient has an acute case of gingervitis. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
7385 Might you be interested in organ donation? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7386 You'll be in surgery as soon as we can get those parts from your house. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7387 Your health insurance does cover you. But my team, here, offers a full post-op rebaking at no extra cost. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7388 Your discharge instructions are Take 2 M&Ms every four hours and stay away from the oven. You should feel better in a few days. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7389 The good news is that PBS wants to feature you in it's fall lineup. Now the bad news. The hosts are here. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
7390 What do you think, how many bites till we get a diagnose? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7391 And after this procedure, your icing, I'm afraid, is the only thing that will be "running." 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
7392 yes I understand using yeast with bread but ginger produced a more appetizing result... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7393 You'll never run run run again 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7394 It seems your ginger creatinine ratio was very low, which is why we could catch you this time. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7395 Sometimes, in an effort to lessen the stress of the job, the doctor would daydream that his patient was a large gingerbread man and his nurses were bakers. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7396 A classic case of gingeritis... I prescribe a hot chocolate bath. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7397 Check your comparative anatomy book! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7398 The sprinkles were a half-baked idea from the start 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7399 Don't worry, they are all French trained. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7400 We've determined that a glutenectomy is your best chance for survival. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7401 We'll be running a few tests this morning 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7402 Four out of five bakers agree - your icing is low. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7403 The operation will be real challenging. But your family assures me you have the right stuff. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7404 Temperature spike due to ginger overdose. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7405 We've ran some tests...and have come to the conclusion that you are delicious. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7406 My professional recommendation is that we eat you and your house. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7407 The team wanted to meet you before tomorrow's procedure. Yes, your spine is ginger-snapped, but by this time tomorrow, you'll be a house. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7408 And what is your directive on organ donation? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
7409 We need your skills to prepare his diet of yellow onions, hot peppers, and garlic— to keep the damned fox away. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7410 Part of the sex change operation should be fairly simple 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7411 ....oven temperature not right...you end up with acute case of Gingerbread Pox. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7412 And we anticipate no seasickness during the operation. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7413 We need to run, run some tests. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7414 The good news is you only have twenty minutes to live. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7415 Burning Man is terrible this year 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7416 I'd say you put too much gin in him. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7417 Our findings show you're in the 99th percentile in height and weight when compared to other male gingerbread baked goods. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7418 Up next on Greys Anatomy 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
7419 We're afraid you have 8-10 minutes left to live. Doc, can you turn it down? It's like 350 degrees in here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7420 I'm sorry, but you are the Gingerbread Man. We just cannot get you. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7421 They suggest transplanting a donut. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7422 Are you a religious man Mr Breadman? Im afraid youve got sunday brunch now that the fever has passed 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7423 With your permission, a few students students would like to observe the exam. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7424 No, they didn't go to medical school too, but I'm told that both surgery and baking require a lot of precision so we should be good. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7425 Don't believe the GOP. Your ObamaCare certainly does cover oven burns. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7426 Now remember...Insulin shots twice a day and you’ll be fine. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7427 We have good news. Your ginger level is back to normal. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7428 As it turns out, the structure of the his house was unsound. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7429 When we finally caught him, he said he felt half-baked, so you we called you specialists in for an assessment. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7430 We're turning you into a Trump caricature. Seems as 'that' is as far as The New Yorker creativity goes. Downhill that is. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7431 Your insurance policy has expired 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7432 Oh!! It was supposed to be ELECTION surgery to look like the ginger HAIR man! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
7433 Run, run as fast as you can! You're the Gingerbread Man! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7434 we have some bad news. Your not gluten free. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7435 More molasses might help, but he will still be afraid of foxes. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7436 Unfortunately, your body was so severely burned, we had to whip-up a replacement. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7437 We've brought in the best minds and they all agree, we have to amputate. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
7438 Diagnosis? A tiece of cake! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7439 The patient is presenting with asthma-like symptoms. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7440 It looks like he may be overcooked 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7441 Good results in a case like yours requires a LOT of dough." 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7442 The Baker Practice has concluded you are lactose intolerant. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7443 They say they're sorry, they experimented by using amaranth instead of self-raising flour. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7444 We have brought in the experts to get to the bottom of your food poisoning. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7445 I've consulted and we all agree. You're terminal. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
7446 The buttons are nonediple. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7447 We'd like to run, run some tests as fast as we can. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7448 I know it could come in handy, but what if it turns on us? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7449 What do you mean you feel like you're running on thorns? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7450 And I remind you again, no tasting! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7451 I know how you feel about cannibalism, but turmeric and ginger do wonders for the metabolism. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7452 Unfortunately, we can't control growth hormones levels in flour. But we can downsize the cooky cutters. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7453 Running from all of them made your COPD flare up. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7454 Now, now, don't be shy. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7455 You see what happens when professional ambitions run amok. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7456 Your insurance only covers jelly doughnut diabetes 22 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7457 They want to know was it the excess molasses that caught you? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7458 Do you want the good news or the bad news? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
7459 No need to worry. Mr. Murdoch had sent his personal physicians. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7460 We are so sorry but the only cure for your disease is to cook you a little... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7461 Did she use gl;uten-free flour? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7462 Excessive ginger knocks me over..... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7463 He CAN run and run as fast as he can, but it wrecked the knees of the gingerbread man. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7464 Clearly, a yeast infection here. If it doesn't improve we'll start a course of hot coco and peppermint sugar canes. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7465 Well, I'm sorry to say it looks like your days of running are over. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7466 It was an expensive procedure, but I'm sure you've got the dough. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7467 We need to remove the gluton. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7468 Your bedpan, please. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7469 We caught you and you are not glucose free. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7470 We couldn't catch you, but cancer could. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
7471 You have AIDS. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
7472 “Cookie” will mean calling you brown is racist! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
7473 Honey! There's a prick following us! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7474 You've been recommended for a low-protein diet. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
7475 Oh you thought it was"fun, fun, as much as you can.." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
7476 Mr. Ginger, Bread is kneaded for further testing and these chefs are here to help. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
7477 I've always loved the Gingerbread Man but this is ridiculous! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
7478 The lab report shows that it was a case of acute cinnamon poisoning. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
7479 I'd recommend a gluten-free diet from now on. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7480 Maybe it's something they ate. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7481 He’s infected; you can’t cook him gentleman; he won’t taste good 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7482 Walk gingerly and the yeast infection will subside. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7483 Well, sir, I'm not got to sugar-coat this. Five more minutes at broil and you would have been toast. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7484 It’s amazing you didn’t lose a limb. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7485 It's a severe case of pastaporosis?commonly known as brittle dough?due to overbaking. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7486 Now that we know we can catch you, we're planning to cook up a vaccine. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7487 We’ll be operating for a raisin blockage. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7488 Tests show he's evenly baked though the feet are hardened.this is likely related to excesive running 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7489 I'm Doctor Fox. Your running days are over. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7490 Sir, we are a teaching hospital. Are you alright with my students ovserving? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7491 If you've ever experienced a broken or burned cookie, you'll really appreciate our hospital as a unique cooking school facility. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7492 I'm sure you've heard 'A spoonful of sugar, helps the medicine go down'! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7493 “We know you feel very stiff, but we strongly advise against soaking in hot tubs or even taking any small dips in glasses of milk”. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7494 Only the best make it to the end of the competition. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7495 How about a ginger free diet? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7496 To date, we have no antidote to Miracle Gro 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7497 We're here for tea time. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7498 He wanted to be a cookie for Halloween, but after three months he cannot get out of his cookie costume, which is now promoting body hair which is ruining the cookie look and turning it into a rat infested something. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7499 I'm afraid you didn't run fast enough. It caught you. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7500 A little too much sugar in the mix, he thinks he's a house. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7501 Our surgical teams recommends removing the icing and adding more gluten 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7502 My consultants feel an infusion of dark brown sugar is indicated. Absent insurance, however, we can only offer you 6-8 months in the freezer. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7503 Your prognosis is our stomachs. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7504 Team Baker suggests de-icing at 3:30 for 1 hour. Complications include yeast infection. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7505 According to our taste tests you're are now gluten-free! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7506 What ails you is unclear to me so I've called in the specialists. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7507 I 'm sorry to report gingerbread man and I'll say this as fast I can, you will not be run running for several weeks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7508 Do you feel any pain? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7509 Our team has determined it was a Gingeroid Overdose. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7510 Looks like it is five votes to one against my recommendation of plastic surgery. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7511 You finally got caught because of high blood sugar. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7512 With our new body-cast technology, in no time at all, you’ll be be virtually un-catchable. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7513 You may be hard to catch, but pneumonia isn't. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7514 To prevent a serious setback, you should begin to exercise immediately. How about fast running? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7515 Once we put you under those bright, warm lights, your back will be all straightened out. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7516 The process will be painless. But the buttock we excise won't grow back, I'm afraid. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7517 We think he’s going to be OK. He was suffering from acute a holiday stress. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7518 He grew up being told he couldn't be caught, but that was actionable misinformation. He escaped the fox attack but he will need some new icing before we can discharge him. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7519 Your mission, should you accept it, is to gain entry into the Whitehouse & write behind the scenes gingerbread stories. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7520 Your advanced directive doesn't mention keeping you from being an ingredient in fruit cake. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7521 So, please tell us, how long have you been experiencing Failure to Thrive?" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
7522 Your best chance for recovery is with a 'pone marrow' transplant. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7523 As you can see this is a cookie-cutter case of being fully baked 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7524 It may be too late to cure you;your overbaked. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7525 A Canadian cookie, covered with icing when he brought in, suffers from gingervitis eh. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7526 Time for a change in treatment, Buddy! We have a nice cosy oven for you to handle the chicken pox. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7527 They gave you life but the gingivitis is going to be par for the course. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7528 He wants the same hair as the President. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7529 You see her someone who has lost his ginger. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7530 You’ve got the highest blood sugar levels ever recorded at this facility. Our team of pastry chefs here will work this out. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7531 Seems you can catch me; my fairy tale was written before steroids. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7532 Cook up a recipe because he has tendonitis. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7533 It's well known that gingers require heavier medication. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7534 I'm afraid you must appoint only one power of attorney. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7535 time to fire you up 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7536 The tasty -- oops, I mean, ahem, the biopsy -- shows you are terminal. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7537 CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR HEALTH IS EXCELLENT. I HOPE YOR READY TO BE DEVOURED 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7538 And why do you ask about cookie sheets? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7539 I must warn you that removing your gluten could make you inedible. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7540 They are doing well to control your blood sugar. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7541 Your emergency raisin removal went very smoothly. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7542 We feel that you have gotten stale. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7543 The bad news is your fever is increasing and we can't regulate your core temp. The good news is... you're a donor. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7544 Mr. Breadman, you'll need to cut down on carbohydrates and spices from now on. No sugar, flour, molasses, cloves, cinnamon, vanilla, lemon zest or ginger. Especially ginger. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7545 Our interns are conducting a taste test to determine whether fresh, powdered, or candied ginger gives runners the most energy. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7546 We have seen this condition before, but rarely this late after it's peak season. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7547 Now Mr. Bread, Ginger is presenting with feet bending awkwardly at the ankle... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7548 Tests tests we ran ran show a fast fast contagious contagious condition condition. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7549 No doublespeak - the tests tests we ran ran show a fast fast syndrome syndrome. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7550 Your condition is terminal, but we’d like you to donate your ingredients to other needy cookies. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7551 The chefs want to know if you enjoyed the gingerbread cookies! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7552 Mr. Ginger, all these nice people standing here say they are your family, and that you want them to have power of Attorney in the case that you are incapacitated. Mr. Ginger, can you blink once for me if that is true? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7553 Klaatu barada nikto 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7554 Welcome to the gingerbread unit. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7555 We're still trying to remove the heat probe from this crispy critter. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7556 We've agreed go move forward with your gender reassignment surgery and make you the first gingerbread woman!" 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7557 ...and this is what you would call a delectable patient. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7558 Mr. Gingerbread Man, please don't take it personally. It all had to do with the Me Too Movement. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7559 The holidays were hard on the old chap this year. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7560 As you can see students, this is what happens when you add too must yeast to the batter. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7561 They want your test results showing your recipe that allows you to run so fast. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7562 I have it on good authority that you are suffereing from a yeast overdose. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7563 I’m afraid you caught it, Gingerbread Boy. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7564 From now on, you'll have to be gluten-free. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
7565 Good news--the operation was successful! Our team of specialists has replaced your zipper with buttons. Very tasty buttons. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7566 A classic case of too many hands spoil the soup! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7567 We have been feeding him little Ginger Bread Men 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7568 Release him? I'm afraid we can't do that he ate his whole family. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7569 The bad news is the eggs used in your face, two arms, and two legs had salmonella. The good news is that helped us catch you, and you are going to be fine. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7570 The good news is the operation was successful. The bad? Well, Dr. Butterfingers' over here finally remembered where he lost his whisk. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7571 I'm afraid you have 3rd degree burns over your entire. But these specialist might be able to help you. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7572 Another case of spelt flour! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7573 you can use little extra water this season 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7574 With help from my team, you're a new man! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7575 I'm sorry but you have been chopped. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7576 Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic gingerbread man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7577 Taunting people to chase you has decreased your ginger levels by 18%. If you get any worse, you may end up inedible. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7578 I am sorry, but you have two weeks to live. Your only shot is through surgery, but these doctors are the best in the business; you are in good hands. That'll be $10,000. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7579 How would you prefer your surgery? Bleu or extra crispy? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7580 The house fell on him 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7581 Turns out you can catch the gingerbread man - syndrome at least 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
7582 And if you try to run away again, we'll have to break your other leg. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
7583 We suspect it's Munchausen Syndrome, as he is obviously baking it. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
7584 Gingerbreadman, AIDS test prove you positive—for be delicious! Thank, Boris Shmirsnotzky 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
7585 You hysterically ran off a cliff fearing someone was going to catch you. Do you have a habit of using hallucinogenics? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
7586 Your parents here, don't think "getting baked" will resolve your problems. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
7587 It turns out we could catch you. Now what have you caught? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7588 His heart rate is only 45, but he’s a lifelong runner. Discharged! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7589 You´ll live. However, while rising you inappropriately grabbed chef´s baster and others have come forward. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
7590 I know. And you can't fool us either. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7591 That will be one finger. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7592 The snap was pretty bad, but we can send him home soon. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7593 They're hoping you'll be a mixing and extrusion donor. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7594 I'm afraid my colleagues concur: in this town, tere is no cure for seasonal staleness. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7595 I promise I’ll cut to the chase as soon as I fill my interns in on your case. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7596 Oh, Mr. Gingerbreadman, we had an error: we had your Wife, Mrs. Gingerbreadman, schedule for a Dilation & Curettage this morning. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
7597 Sadly, there is no cure for your bewildering trust in FOX. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7598 This is all Medicaid would pay for. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7599 I don't know what to tell you guys. I personally cut him into pieces and when we were done I swept the crumbs and let the dog finish it. But somehow he's back and even bigger than before. And he smells like rotisserie chicken. And he has two boners. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7600 Somebody left out the baking soda. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7601 My colleagues want to run some tests on your taste level. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
7602 Classic high sugar symptoms. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7603 When you grew into a legend, we didn't expect this physical manifestation. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
7604 he has two boners 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7605 He appears to be a brittle diabetic 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7606 Don't worry. We've called in the experts from the CIA. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7607 Great News! You don't have cookie pox! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7608 I told you to use self-rising flour! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7609 We're going to have to remove your legs. Hopefully they'll be delicious. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7610 This kooky thought he could outrun a fox. Turns out he was half-baked. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7611 I’m afraid your dough sugar levels are off the charts! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7612 The problem is you`re half baked 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7613 We must change the content of the sushi platter on our menu offering. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7614 I may not be in the same class as Monsieur Paul's Bresse Chicken Fricassée but there's no way you can stop me from attending the Bocuse funeral! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7615 Heaven must be missing an angel. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7616 We've never seen an HDL rating this high 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7617 Good news: we fixed the cookie crumble but the molasses infusion will slow you down in the race. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7618 One final test, the taste test. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7619 We all agree, you'll never be able to out run the baker and his wife again. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7620 Do you have a living will? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
7621 If we make you a house, will you promise to stop running away? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7622 Caution advised, class, as temperature still elevated. But condition is improving so as temp returns to normal range, feel free to take test samples for "consumption". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7623 Our test results show that you have a baker's dozen months left to live. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7624 How are you feeling Mr. Golem? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7625 And, how are we feeling today, Mr. Donleavy? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7626 You didn't use the basket ingredients. You've all been chopped! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7627 Please, no half baked diagnosis. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7628 We must remove the leg, 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
7629 The test results came back: You're gluten-intolerant. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
7630 I hate to break it to you, but Gingerbread is not a high priority right now, do you think you could incorporate some quinoa into your makeup so we can reconsider? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7631 Would you consider donating your body to medical deliciousness? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7632 He’ll live long enough to be eaten. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7633 Fortunately, you're benign. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7634 Quite a nice baking recipe ... but he is no Victor Frankenstein yet ... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7635 You'll live, but you're not peachy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7636 We said his heart couldn't take all that running. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7637 Unfortinately, it’s the butchers and the candlestick makers that you need to be worried about. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
7638 In light of your condition, I would advise you to keep your pace to a leisurely trot. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7639 The results came in, and it seems you're quite a sweet tooth 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7640 The latest case of ginger-v-itis, gentleman. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7641 No ginger bread please... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7642 Exhaustion! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7643 And that's why we should tell the customers to be patient. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7644 It means, in lay terms, that your health is crummy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7645 You have an “everything nice” deficiency. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7646 What are you doing here - we can't treat staleness! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
7647 He's suffering from exhaustion and a persuit-cution complex. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7648 I prescribe a low fat dough diet and drink a glass of ginger ale before bedtime. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7649 No worries, Dr. Foxx will be performing the surgery. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7650 Quit looking at us like we're crazy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7651 We'd like to schedule some exploratory baking and see just what your make up of. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
7652 GMO eggs and double-gluten flour were key ingredients. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7653 i mean, you could get a second opinion. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7654 He went home. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7655 We've found a donor natch for your gumdrop. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7656 Congratulations ...you’ve completed the radiations 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7657 They are all unanimous that for you to fulfill your role correctly, you should be amputated from the waste down 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7658 You ran, ran as fast as you could, but we caught you, and now we hope you taste good. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7659 It seems as though the fox has bitten you. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7660 I'm sorry, you insurance doesn't cover gender re-assignment surgery. But it does cover being ground up and turned into cheese cake crust. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7661 This is a case of an overactive ginger gene. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7662 I'll send you the ICD-10 codes. Maybe start with genetic anomalies. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7663 I see you're an organ donor. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7664 No worries, your condition is covered by Obamacare. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7665 The kitchen staff and I concur ... your suffering from "Munch"ausen Symdrom 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
7666 Where's Hansel, this man makes reGRETELble choices 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7667 I'm afraid to inform you that you test positive for deliciousness.I'm afraid to inform you that you test positive for deliciousness. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
7668 Surely you are mistaken. You don't look like anything we would have baked. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7669 Can you guess what rhymes with "it attacked us"? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7670 I hope those are your feet 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
7671 The bite isn't fatal, but we think you need more ginger. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
7672 On a scale 1-10, how would you rank the burning sensation that's bothering you? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
7673 You may be a celeb, but POTUS is not Greek for the unknown comic, please remove your hand! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
7674 Bad news is you’ve been caught by the flu. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0