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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I thought you said it wouldn't need much attention. 1.8853 0.01388 3268 1238 1167 863
1 You know how they say that in the Spring, the desert comes alive? 1.8117 0.01477 2608 1033 1033 542
2 We'll lose him in the swimming and biking stages. 1.8095 0.01406 3055 1268 1101 686
3 Something tells me the peyote is staring to kick in. 1.8051 0.01933 1611 672 581 358
4 I told you not to water it. Now it's going to follow us home. 1.7803 0.02238 1088 442 443 203
5 Looks like we're not the only ones who want out before he builds that wall... 1.7758 0.01634 2279 1006 778 495
6 Hon, remember that little cactus we let die on the window sill? 1.7733 0.01863 1694 733 612 349
7 Next time just relieve yourself against a rock. 1.7705 0.01449 2993 1362 956 675
8 Don't look now, but some prick is following us. 1.7660 0.02552 1013 480 290 243
9 Sorry, we only hug trees. 1.7564 0.01778 1880 843 652 385
10 He just wants to say aloe. 1.7502 0.01711 2038 926 695 417
11 I'm pretty sure the peyote has kicked in. 1.7383 0.01653 2262 1072 710 480
12 I think the peyote is finally kicking in. 1.7337 0.01979 1566 744 495 327
13 I'm telling you it's the SAME CACTUS. 1.7252 0.01614 2260 1061 759 440
14 The wall was dumb, but these border guard disguises are even worse. 1.7038 0.01610 2299 1126 728 445
15 Obviously, he's a deserter. 1.7016 0.01631 2168 1045 725 398
16 Why couldn't you just pee behind a bush? 1.7005 0.01452 2758 1338 908 512
17 How come it leaves footprints and we don't? 1.6941 0.01695 2105 1057 635 413
18 Why couldn’t he just follow us on Twitter? 1.6916 0.01691 1936 926 681 329
19 OK, when we get to the border, just act natural. 1.6898 0.02419 906 424 339 143
20 I’m pretty sure it’s a saguaro, but I think you’re missing the point. 1.6881 0.01847 1693 835 551 307
21 The desert scenery is really moving. 1.6636 0.01731 1757 857 634 266
22 Did you really have to call it spineless? 1.6598 0.01709 1934 987 618 329
23 The good news is we've outrun the ficus. 1.6540 0.01727 1902 982 596 324
24 He just wants to say aloe. 1.6493 0.02156 1212 628 381 203
25 Sure, he's keeping up now; wait 'til we get to the bike and the swim. 1.6443 0.01679 1982 1031 625 326
26 "Try some Peyote," You said, "What Could It Hurt?" You said...... 1.6310 0.01836 1737 947 484 306
27 We're 70% water. Run! 1.6283 0.02037 1329 705 413 211
28 Honey I think this prick is following us. 1.6270 0.02193 1220 670 335 215
29 I know you're a botanist, but couldn't we just get a dog? 1.6222 0.01854 1612 866 489 257
30 You're doing great, but try using your arms, more. 1.6209 0.02292 968 499 337 132
31 Keep moving. He's a hugger. 1.6119 0.01978 1479 826 401 252
32 I think it knows we're 60% water! 1.6099 0.01891 1469 784 474 211
33 I warned you not to give it water. 1.6084 0.02386 830 422 311 97
34 The peyote is kicking in. 1.6027 0.01962 1427 788 418 221
35 I love morning runs, the scenery really comes alive. 1.5968 0.02161 1064 565 363 136
36 No, if it were more than one I would have said cacti! 1.5957 0.02205 1155 652 318 185
37 Honey, I think you dropped your Viagra. 1.5919 0.02332 1240 774 198 268
38 This guy following us is a real prick 1.5838 0.02311 1110 656 260 194
39 No, the hallucinations don't usually start until at least the 50th mile or so. Why do you ask? 1.5819 0.02600 708 379 246 83
40 By any chance, were there ever nuclear tests in this desert? 1.5816 0.02232 1023 564 323 136
41 You have to admit, he's in good shape for a 170 year old. 1.5792 0.02430 877 489 268 120
42 It must be an invasive species. 1.5769 0.02340 917 506 293 118
43 Honey, is this where those nuclear tests were done in the nineteen fifties? 1.5709 0.02410 888 501 267 120
44 Just pay him for the selfie. 1.5709 0.02444 825 456 267 102
45 The U.S. Border Patrol's methods are unconventional, but it's cheaper than building a wall. 1.5682 0.02372 894 501 278 115
46 Maybe we do need a wall. 1.5662 0.02485 839 478 247 114
47 I know we can't take one, but if it follows us home... 1.5657 0.02370 829 451 287 91
48 You were right, dear. The Cactus Run is much less stressful than last week's Cheetah Run. 1.5577 0.02829 633 362 189 82
49 Those new Border Patrol disguises aren't fooling anybody. 1.5551 0.02527 762 430 241 91
50 What was it you said about global warming and plant migration? 1.5547 0.02465 759 419 259 81
51 I told you it would follow us home if you watered it. 1.5497 0.02614 704 399 223 82
52 Cactus if you can! 1.5491 0.02723 723 430 189 104
53 It may be my imagination, but I think Mexico is giving us the finger. 1.5455 0.02851 693 424 160 109
54 Just follow us. There’s still one acre of federally protected land left! 1.5404 0.02979 631 388 145 98
55 He's searching for his roots. 1.5404 0.02637 644 360 220 64
56 I think the peyote's working! 1.5377 0.03059 610 380 132 98
57 I told you not to pee on it. 1.5363 0.02968 578 343 160 75
58 Hurry! If we run, he’ll never cactus. 1.5293 0.03029 563 340 148 75
59 It's a mirage a trois. 1.5286 0.02999 560 335 154 71
60 He’s been able to skip every water station so far. 1.5284 0.02934 528 303 171 54
61 I told you not to pet it. Now it's following us home. 1.5276 0.03027 561 339 148 74
62 This is good peyote. 1.5269 0.03019 539 320 154 65
63 I never expected shrinking the National Parks would lead to this kind of backlash. 1.5251 0.03074 537 324 144 69
64 I'll just remind you that the park ranger said not to encourage them. 1.5248 0.02892 545 315 174 56
65 It's not the first time our day has been ruined by an annoying prick, is it honey? 1.5233 0.03005 537 319 155 63
66 Remember when I said global warming will bring changes we can't even imagine? 1.5216 0.03046 533 320 148 65
67 I think the peyote tea we drank this morning is catching up with us. 1.5212 0.03014 518 305 156 57
68 I think I know how foreigners are getting into Arizona. 1.5206 0.03099 534 326 138 70
69 "Hey, why aren't we making any footprints? 1.5206 0.03144 534 330 130 74
70 He's gaining on us, would you just give him the damn water bottle. 1.5202 0.02914 521 300 171 50
71 Didn't they used to test nukes around here? 1.5193 0.03113 493 293 144 56
72 I’ve changed my mind about GMOs. 1.5189 0.03267 503 314 117 72
73 We're ahead but he doesn't need as much water as we do. 1.5182 0.03062 521 313 146 62
74 I told you you should have peed somewhere else. 1.5172 0.03256 493 305 121 67
75 "It'll be fun," you said. "I bet peyote isn't even that strong," you said. 1.5172 0.03345 495 314 106 75
76 And I thought Burning Man couldn't get any weirder. 1.5171 0.03223 497 306 125 66
77 Arms lower. Lean into it. 1.5166 0.03132 511 311 136 64
78 What surprises me is how he got over that wall. 1.5152 0.03294 493 309 114 70
79 Don't run. It's trying to surrender. 1.5134 0.03083 485 287 147 51
80 If only he has footprints, are we the mirage? 1.5126 0.03347 478 301 109 68
81 Wait, honey, I think it's trying to surrender. 1.5104 0.03027 482 282 154 46
82 Just act natural. They sense hydration. 1.5085 0.03073 472 278 148 46
83 Run faster! I think it wants a hug. 1.5065 0.03328 464 290 113 61
84 Well they did say the landscape would be moving. 1.5057 0.03180 441 261 137 43
85 Sweetie, don't look now but that prick is following us 1.5022 0.03400 446 281 106 59
86 Gumby? Is that you? 1.5022 0.03326 446 276 116 54
87 You know that prickling sensation you get when someone’s following you? 1.5000 0.03414 436 274 106 56
88 When we get to the border, let me do the talking. 1.5000 0.03223 436 262 130 44
89 You had to pee on the cactus, didn't you? 1.4976 0.03467 422 266 102 54
90 I take it back honey, your boss isn't the biggest prick I've ever seen 1.4964 0.03557 413 264 93 56
91 you could have peed anywhere, but NO ! 1.4963 0.03485 403 251 104 48
92 Honey, I think the peyote has kicked in. 1.4962 0.03519 395 246 102 47
93 Poor guy, I can’t imagine how chafed his inner thighs must be. 1.4923 0.03420 390 238 112 40
94 I think we all know who the bigger prick is now. 1.4922 0.03669 384 246 87 51
95 Remember that housewarming gift you threw out? 1.4897 0.03374 388 235 116 37
96 Don't worry, we will pull way ahead during the swimming event. 1.4891 0.03630 368 231 94 43
97 It's easier if you swing your arms. 1.4883 0.03365 383 231 117 35
98 A scene from the lesser-known movie: "Cactus If You Can." 1.4871 0.03471 388 241 105 42
99 It's easier if you put your arms down. 1.4871 0.03452 388 240 107 41
100 “We’re no where near Area 51, Elise. Why do you ask? 1.4863 0.03624 366 230 94 42
101 Speed it up! Coming in last this time will REALLY be embarrassing! 1.4856 0.03304 383 229 122 32
102 Do you think it knows we are 60% water? 1.4823 0.03616 367 232 93 42
103 You're positive you didn't tell your ex-wife where we were going? 1.4815 0.03887 351 231 71 49
104 Good to see these endangered species are finally getting proactive. 1.4815 0.03559 351 216 101 34
105 If we keep him, he'll have to sleep in his own bed. 1.4809 0.03685 366 235 86 45
106 It's not the heat, it's the absurdity. 1.4809 0.03582 366 230 96 40
107 I told you not to water it, now it won't leave us alone. 1.4803 0.03478 356 217 107 32
108 I don't think he's going to stop until he gets a hug. 1.4803 0.03523 356 219 103 34
109 Hey! Do you guys have a second to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ? 1.4800 0.04060 350 239 54 57
110 Peyote's kicking in, hon. 1.4783 0.03786 345 222 81 42
111 You know that "runner's high" they talk about? 1.4780 0.03513 341 207 105 29
112 It's still not as strange as some of the people who follow us on Twitter. 1.4777 0.03618 358 226 93 39
113 I think he’s doing a dry run. 1.4777 0.03704 358 230 85 43
114 I think he's angry because you called this place a sh**hole! 1.4765 0.03939 340 225 68 47
115 We must be getting close to Area 51. 1.4762 0.03599 336 207 98 31
116 Cactus if you can! 1.4758 0.03844 351 231 73 47
117 He knows this is a triathalon, right? 1.4743 0.03663 331 206 93 32
118 I could have sworn we passed that cactus miles ago. 1.4741 0.03557 348 216 99 33
119 I... don't... have... to... out run... the cactus... Just... need... to run... faster... than... my wife. 1.4740 0.03820 327 209 81 37
120 Looks like something that happened in Vegas doesn't want to stay in Vegas. 1.4740 0.03687 346 220 88 38
121 He's just needling us. 1.4732 0.03720 336 213 87 36
122 Perhaps “spineless” wasn’t the best choice of words. 1.4723 0.03687 343 218 88 37
123 It's OK, he's close... but no saguaro. 1.4723 0.03823 343 224 76 43
124 I think the peyote is kicking in. 1.4722 0.03944 324 212 71 41
125 He's going to cactus! 1.4701 0.03760 334 214 83 37
126 Honey...remember when you said tequila was a terrible chaser? 1.4701 0.03877 334 219 73 42
127 I keep getting that prickly feeling on the back of my neck..... 1.4701 0.03538 334 205 101 28
128 Shoo! We only hug TREES 1.4693 0.03753 326 207 85 34
129 Looks like he wants a hug. 1.4693 0.03546 326 199 101 26
130 Remember this the next time you want to relieve yourself on a cactus! 1.4685 0.03815 333 216 78 39
131 So... how long has your dad been in witness protection? 1.4683 0.03808 331 214 79 38
132 Run faster! It's still trying to cactus. 1.4683 0.03832 331 215 77 39
133 I don't have to outrun it, I only have to outrun you. 1.4673 0.03588 306 185 99 22
134 The mescaline is kicking in. 1.4658 0.03974 307 200 71 36
135 This border protection thing is getting out of hand. 1.4650 0.03749 314 198 86 30
136 We had a great time, we're just not huggers. 1.4639 0.03988 319 212 66 41
137 Come back! I’m going to make the desert great again! 1.4639 0.03913 319 209 72 38
138 You never should have called him spineless. 1.4637 0.03932 317 208 71 38
139 Remember when you said that GMOs are safe? 1.4633 0.03786 300 188 85 27
140 Hold up Ted, I think it's trying to surrender. 1.4627 0.03733 322 205 85 32
141 What's the first sign of heat stroke again? 1.4618 0.03665 314 196 91 27
142 Well, howdy Hopalong Cactussy !! 1.4618 0.04184 314 216 51 47
143 We're in trouble if HE is following US to find water 1.4613 0.03670 310 193 91 26
144 The scenery around here is really moving. 1.4613 0.03813 297 187 83 27
145 Yeah, we're a little downwind from the old atomic bomb test sites, why? 1.4596 0.03926 285 181 77 27
146 Great, now it isn't even trying to freeze when I turn around. 1.4593 0.03752 307 194 85 28
147 When they said "The living Desert", they weren't kidding. 1.4590 0.03769 305 193 84 28
148 We should have never taken that peyote. 1.4558 0.03945 283 181 75 27
149 I think it might just want a hug. 1.4549 0.03833 288 182 81 25
150 All I said was, "Hey, Saguaro, what kind of guano hole country do you come from?" 1.4545 0.04098 297 199 61 37
151 I don't have to outrun the cactus. I just have to outrun you. 1.4542 0.04005 295 194 68 33
152 Of course you can run with us, just no more high fives, got it? 1.4542 0.03997 284 184 71 29
153 Say Bob, do you know anything about the side effects of peyote? 1.4536 0.03927 291 188 74 29
154 I've been running from pricks my whole life. 1.4520 0.04242 281 190 55 36
155 I think that border agent just blew his cover. 1.4514 0.03863 288 184 78 26
156 I think we spoiled him in the suburbs—he’s too entitled to go back to the wild now. 1.4514 0.04164 288 194 58 36
157 Please aloe me to introduce myself! 1.4510 0.04006 286 187 69 30
158 He may be slow, but he won't need a water break for months. 1.4510 0.03944 286 185 73 28
159 Honey, do you remember that little cactus plant your Mom gave us and we threw out? 1.4494 0.04213 267 177 60 30
160 I wonder why we don't leave footprints. 1.4488 0.04128 283 189 61 33
161 I told you he was an obnoxious prick 1.4488 0.04188 283 191 57 35
162 Sure, you call yourselves tree huggers. 1.4480 0.04172 279 187 59 33
163 This might just be the peyote talking, but I actually feel okay about this whole situation. 1.4480 0.04046 279 183 67 29
164 I think the environment is trying to surrender. 1.4480 0.03950 279 180 73 26
165 Last one there pays for the wall. 1.4466 0.04305 262 176 55 31
166 I told you that jogging around Area 51 was a bad idea. 1.4466 0.04024 262 168 71 23
167 Look, we're just not really the hugging types. 1.4460 0.04024 278 182 68 28
168 I believe he's looking for his roots. 1.4457 0.03845 276 175 79 22
169 The shaman said this is totally normal. 1.4453 0.03898 274 175 76 23
170 Besides dry mouth, what are some other signs of dehydration? 1.4431 0.04176 255 167 63 25
171 We're definitely lost. I'm certain this same cactus chased us an hour ago. 1.4427 0.04273 253 168 58 27
172 This isn't what I meant by a desert getaway. 1.4419 0.04004 267 173 70 24
173 We've passed it 4 times now - after every race rest stop. 1.4415 0.04266 265 179 55 31
174 I told you not to water it. 1.4415 0.04025 265 172 69 24
175 We can't just desert him. 1.4415 0.04165 265 176 61 28
176 I think the peyote just kicked in. 1.4405 0.04430 252 172 49 31
177 Your mother has NOT learned to respect our space. 1.4395 0.04372 248 167 53 28
178 I don't know why people are so impressed. His form is terrible and he never hydrates properly. 1.4395 0.04648 223 151 46 26
179 Maybe you were right. I shouldn't talk to plants. 1.4394 0.03999 264 171 70 23
180 It must be dry humor week at The New Yorker. 1.4394 0.04344 264 181 50 33
181 Now that's an invasive species! 1.4392 0.04061 255 165 68 22
182 Can you guys slow down? My spines are acting up. 1.4389 0.04092 262 172 65 25
183 All I said was "Nice succulent!." 1.4389 0.03947 262 168 73 21
184 I love these new mobile cell towers. 1.4351 0.04332 239 159 56 24
185 Let's speed up. I don't want to get stuck out here. 1.4336 0.04121 256 169 63 24
186 I think the peyote is kicking in. 1.4322 0.04452 236 160 50 26
187 This is our new border security? 1.4321 0.04510 243 168 45 30
188 This may be the best trainer we’ve ever hired. 1.4315 0.04055 241 155 68 18
189 it's moving to Canada... 1.4309 0.04200 246 163 60 23
190 This is nothing. For a high impact workout they send a tumbleweed. 1.4305 0.04728 223 155 40 28
191 Can we skip high fives at the finish? 1.4298 0.04085 242 157 66 19
192 “No, it’s not “just like acupuncture”! 1.4298 0.04085 242 157 66 19
193 Oh, he can be such a prick! 1.4274 0.04260 241 161 57 23
194 He keeps complaining about plant fasciitis. 1.4268 0.04286 239 160 56 23
195 No, its Homeland Security. 1.4267 0.04249 232 153 59 20
196 I have an idea, but we'll need Mexico to pay for it. 1.4266 0.04628 218 149 45 24
197 Are you fleeing Trump’s America too? 1.4262 0.04514 237 164 45 28
198 Um... remember when you laughed and yelled "Cactus if you can!" 1.4262 0.04553 237 165 43 29
199 Looks like we might be stuck with him. 1.4262 0.04270 237 158 57 22
200 It's either a mirage or that cactus is really pleased to see me. 1.4262 0.04010 237 152 69 16
201 Tag is fine with me, as long as we don’t have to play Leapfrog again. 1.4262 0.04099 237 154 65 18
202 Did you happen to step on a baby cactus? 1.4262 0.04055 237 153 67 17
203 Did you ever notice that there's never a wall when you need one? 1.4250 0.04147 240 158 62 20
204 I think it wants us to have a mirage-et-trois! 1.4231 0.04674 234 166 37 31
205 Where did you pee Jeff? 1.4231 0.04349 234 158 53 23
206 If he follows us home, we’ll be stuck with him 1.4231 0.04306 234 157 55 22
207 I think the runner's high is starting to kick in. 1.4224 0.04376 232 157 52 23
208 The Abominable Snowman adapts to Global Warming. 1.4222 0.04691 225 158 39 28
209 I don’t care if he just wants a hug! 1.4215 0.04320 223 148 56 19
210 With his cover blown ten minutes into the mission, Officer Day gave chase in his camouflage and wondered if he had put enough research into the native flora of Upstate New York 1.4215 0.04592 223 154 44 25
211 Honey, I think the peyote is kicking in! 1.4213 0.04702 216 150 41 25
212 Hurry Dan! I am not finishing behind the cactus again! 1.4211 0.04252 228 151 58 19
213 Looks like Homeland Security got their budget increase 1.4208 0.04347 221 147 55 19
214 Enough with the drama Shirley , we’re all thirsty 1.4208 0.04577 221 152 45 24
215 The peyote is kicking in. 1.4194 0.04402 217 145 53 19
216 No, if it were more than one I would have said cacti! 1.4178 0.04645 225 158 40 27
217 You had to get a cutting. 1.4178 0.04381 225 152 52 21
218 Tomorrow I'm using the treadmill. 1.4178 0.04289 225 150 56 19
219 That guy behind us is a total prick. 1.4178 0.04381 225 152 52 21
220 Group hug! 1.4178 0.04426 225 153 50 22
221 I refuse to lose another 5k to some jerk in a stupid costume. 1.4170 0.04544 223 154 45 24
222 I'm sorry! It was insensitive to call you "an invasive species!" 1.4170 0.04362 223 150 53 20
223 Even here, they have binge drinkers. 1.4163 0.04247 221 146 58 17
224 Weird! We don't have any footprints! 1.4163 0.04295 221 147 56 18
225 I don't think we can outrun it. I've heard they can go a long time without water. 1.4163 0.04437 221 150 50 21
226 We don't have any water! Go away! 1.4163 0.04295 221 147 56 18
227 Who knew succulents had a dry sense of humor? 1.4155 0.04273 219 145 57 17
228 It’s definitely kicking in now, Chad. Best Burning Man ever! 1.4155 0.04465 219 149 49 21
229 We're half water. It knows. 1.4147 0.04447 217 147 50 20
230 This is the part of global warming no one ever warned us about! 1.4147 0.04447 217 147 50 20
231 Hey remember that cactus you peed on? 1.4147 0.04588 217 150 44 23
232 "Honey, remember that little cactus from the sunroom... you said, "It's dead, just throw it out"? 1.4140 0.04427 215 145 51 19
233 Those border patrol agents are getting sneaky 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
234 who is that prick following us? 1.4128 0.04841 218 157 32 29
235 Honey, run faster. Some prick is following us. 1.4120 0.04507 216 148 47 21
236 He says this is a stick up. 1.4120 0.04312 216 144 55 17
237 Remember when I was saying nothing very interesting ever happens around here? 1.4120 0.04107 216 140 63 13
238 On your left! 1.4120 0.04459 216 147 49 20
239 Yes, Jerry - weirder than us not having footprints. 1.4112 0.04488 214 146 48 20
240 Are you sure your wife doesn't know about us? 1.4106 0.04597 207 142 45 20
241 What's he all up-in-arms about ? 1.4104 0.04468 212 144 49 19
242 He's not fast, but he's well hydrated 1.4104 0.04263 212 140 57 15
243 We're looking for water, too. 1.4095 0.04548 210 144 46 20
244 I thought you said Burning Man was next week. 1.4095 0.04498 210 143 48 19
245 I think we have a thorny problem. 1.4095 0.04237 210 138 58 14
246 They really do have a shallow root system. 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
247 I told you to water the cactus before it starts running dry. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
248 Run before he sticks it to us! 1.4089 0.04660 203 140 43 20
249 Well, I guess it's cheaper than the wall. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
250 Pick up the pace, honey. I don't want to get stuck here. 1.4087 0.04371 208 139 53 16
251 When is the peyote supposed to wear off? 1.4087 0.04629 208 144 43 21
252 Amy wondered, if it came to it, could she kill a cactus as easily as her houseplants? 1.4070 0.04885 199 141 35 23
253 I told you peyote wasn't a performance drug. 1.4058 0.04489 207 141 48 18
254 To him, we're succulent as well. 1.4058 0.04592 207 143 44 20
255 So, peyote does what now? 1.4051 0.04795 195 136 39 20
256 I think it's just sleep walking. I can hear it sonoran. 1.4049 0.04826 205 146 35 24
257 No, I'm not using a Freudian metaphor; turn around and look at it. 1.4039 0.04603 203 140 44 19
258 I swear, no matter where we run the pricks keep following us. 1.4039 0.04708 203 142 40 21
259 Wow, everyone is trying to get out of this shit hole. 1.4030 0.04845 201 143 35 23
260 Is that prick still behind us? 1.4030 0.04688 201 140 41 20
261 Did you order a chaser after that last maguerita? 1.4021 0.04920 194 138 34 22
262 I'm starting to think that taking peyote before a run was a really bad idea. 1.4020 0.04722 199 139 40 20
263 Oh God, it's just a dream, I can only handle one prick at a time. 1.4020 0.04828 199 141 36 22
264 I think Border Patrol is going a little too far. 1.4010 0.04732 192 133 41 18
265 I mean... He has some good points. 1.4010 0.04732 192 133 41 18
266 Let's not jog through the Nevada Nuclear Test Site anymore. 1.4010 0.04916 197 141 33 23
267 As usual, Gary was oblivious to the succulent harrassment Diane had to deal with every day. 1.4010 0.04863 197 140 35 22
268 Just ignore it, Julia. It's just another running gag. 1.4000 0.04594 200 138 44 18
269 Sweetie, what kind of mushrooms did you put in that omelet? 1.3989 0.04977 188 134 33 21
270 We should've gotten a dog. 1.3989 0.04447 183 121 51 11
271 Run. He's free-range. 1.3980 0.04715 196 137 40 19
272 Run faster, honey. He looks like a real prick. 1.3980 0.04932 196 141 32 23
273 We might want to pick up the pace a little. 1.3980 0.04429 196 132 50 14
274 Not to worry. It's surrendering. 1.3980 0.04429 196 132 50 14
275 Stop talking. It's attracted to your dry humor. 1.3980 0.04770 196 138 38 20
276 How long ago did we take the peyote? 1.3978 0.05015 186 133 32 21
277 Drat! Looks like one of Trump's border security cactuses is trailing us again. 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
278 So unfair...he doesn't have to stop at the water stations! 1.3969 0.04635 194 134 43 17
279 Eight miles in, and he still hasn't stopped for water. 1.3969 0.04212 194 127 57 10
280 Oh, so this is runner's high. 1.3967 0.04814 184 128 39 17
281 Maybe you shouldn't have called him spineless... 1.3947 0.04933 190 136 33 21
282 Honey, what do you get when you mix global warming and nuclear fallout? 1.3943 0.04788 175 120 41 14
283 Bet he blows right through the next water stop. 1.3942 0.05319 137 93 34 10
284 How long has that prick been following us? 1.3938 0.04820 193 137 36 20
285 Look, it must be the new border security! 1.3936 0.04615 188 129 44 15
286 Do you remember that article we didn’t believe about species migration due to climate change? 1.3936 0.04553 188 128 46 14
287 Looks like Joe Arpaio's Senate run officially started. 1.3936 0.04855 188 133 36 19
288 Oh, Bill, he just wants a hug. 1.3936 0.04737 188 131 40 17
289 You shouldn't have called him spineless. 1.3936 0.04913 188 134 34 20
290 Stop running! It's just trying to surrender... 1.3936 0.04737 188 131 40 17
291 He’s emigrating from Bears Ears National Monument and asking for asylum. 1.3934 0.04952 183 130 34 19
292 You said peyote does what again? 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
293 Killers, rapists, and CACTUSES. He forgot to mention the cactuses. 1.3925 0.04710 186 129 41 16
294 He's a bit of a prick, but he's a good runner 1.3925 0.04772 186 130 39 17
295 Just ignore it -we'll head it off at the next mirage. 1.3925 0.04257 186 122 55 9
296 See what happens when you over water a cactus. 1.3925 0.04585 186 127 45 14
297 Honey, look. A cactus with a carbon footprint 1.3925 0.04648 186 128 43 15
298 Watch out; it's armed! 1.3925 0.04585 186 127 45 14
299 Better pick it up or we're gonna get stuck out here! 1.3925 0.04585 186 127 45 14
300 Howard, I think he just wants a hug. 1.3925 0.04648 186 128 43 15
301 Lois, I told you not to feed it, now its going to follow us home. 1.3925 0.04457 186 125 49 12
302 For the last time, you cannot interest us in a timeshare! 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
303 Try pumping your arms a little. 1.3892 0.04469 185 125 48 12
304 He's doing very well for a 200-year-old Saguaro. 1.3892 0.04598 185 127 44 14
305 How come Cactus Bob leaves tracks and we don't. 1.3892 0.04847 185 131 36 18
306 Wait! He's surrendering. 1.3880 0.04632 183 126 43 14
307 Since this is clearly a dream, why aren't you better looking? 1.3880 0.04632 183 126 43 14
308 No, Jim, I don't think it's just the peyote. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
309 I think this prick is following us. 1.3867 0.04984 181 130 32 19
310 No, ICE uniforms look different. 1.3867 0.04984 181 130 32 19
311 It's not as fast as the snowman. 1.3867 0.04666 181 125 42 14
312 Apparently he wasn't held much as a child. 1.3867 0.05106 181 132 28 21
313 It can't be much farther to Burning Man. 1.3855 0.04961 179 128 33 18
314 Strange, yes, Harry, but I think even stranger that we don't leave any footprints as we run. 1.3855 0.04961 179 128 33 18
315 Next time, let's not order the cactus chaser with the tequila. 1.3846 0.05241 169 123 27 19
316 Honey, what are the symptoms of runner's high? 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
317 I think I’m being stalked! 1.3842 0.04599 177 121 44 12
318 But Lord - Why is there only one set of footprints? 1.3842 0.05064 177 128 30 19
319 How can a cactus leave footprints when we don't. 1.3842 0.04870 177 125 36 16
320 Remember how I said my Ex was a big prick who wouldn't stop following me around? 1.3842 0.05000 177 127 32 18
321 I think he’s better than our last personal trainer. 1.3837 0.04832 172 120 38 14
322 Why did you provoke him? I told you he was prickly. 1.3829 0.04908 175 124 35 16
323 Might be a good idea not to mention you voted for Trump next time we visit Death Valley 1.3824 0.04941 170 120 35 15
324 Babe, look, it's Gumby's weird cousin. 1.3824 0.05011 170 121 33 16
325 Sorry, but I think your personal trainer is a real prick. 1.3820 0.04647 178 123 42 13
326 Trump's new plan for border security. 1.3820 0.04912 178 127 34 17
327 Hurry up, Frank. He is going to cactus. 1.3815 0.05212 173 127 26 20
328 I don’t know, honey, this new trainer’s kind of a prick. 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
329 No David, I didn't say I'm out of practice, I said there's a... 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
330 Why don’t we leave footprints? 1.3815 0.05081 173 125 30 18
331 The bad news is, we're going to have to stop for water before it does. 1.3815 0.04446 173 116 48 9
332 Honey, can you list off side effects of climate change again? 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
333 Wow, even the plants in our National Parks are running scared from this administration... 1.3810 0.05052 168 120 32 16
334 I told you not to pee on it. 1.3810 0.04981 168 119 34 15
335 Honey...I'm pretty sure that sign DID say 'Area 51'. 1.3810 0.04686 168 115 42 11
336 This is the best personal trainer we've had yet 1.3810 0.04686 168 115 42 11
337 How come we're not leaving footprints? 1.3807 0.04951 176 126 33 17
338 I think I’m experiencing my first ‘runner’s high.’ 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
339 I think it’s trying to surrender. 1.3765 0.04489 170 115 46 9
340 "What's the harm," you said, "of snapping off one pointy spine to get what's stuck between your teeth," you said. 1.3765 0.04933 170 121 34 15
341 We can stop running, Jim. He surrenders. 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
342 This is no time to discuss the correct plural of cactus! 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
343 Well, it’s prickly, stiff, and pretending to surrender. I think it’s your dad. 1.3750 0.04973 168 120 33 15
344 Wait, I think he has a thorn in his foot. 1.3750 0.04600 168 115 43 10
345 You really should stop and hydrate. 1.3750 0.04827 168 118 37 13
346 I TOLD you this is where they used to test atom bombs!!! 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
347 He's been up in arms since this desert started to get gentrified. 1.3735 0.05013 166 119 32 15
348 Story of my life: one small prick and now he won't leave me alone. 1.3735 0.05157 166 121 28 17
349 For a two hundred year old he can run pretty fast. 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
350 Just let your arms swing more naturally. 1.3735 0.04475 166 112 46 8
351 I think we're being stalked... 1.3735 0.05086 166 120 30 16
352 Slow poke. 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
353 Don't worry, it's just a dry run. 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
354 He’s pretty speedy for a succulent 1.3735 0.04866 166 117 36 13
355 That prick is trying to pass us. 1.3720 0.05272 164 121 25 18
356 It wants a forever home. How do we tell it we live in Buffalo? 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
357 I'm sure it seems just as strange to him that we're running in the desert. 1.3720 0.04981 164 117 33 14
358 This is where I pass you, Ed. 1.3713 0.04690 167 116 40 11
359 Honey, we have to raise our hands, it's an arms race. 1.3713 0.05060 167 121 30 16
360 It's still upset over my affair with the Christmas tree. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
361 You know that cactus you said looked so alone out here? 1.3704 0.05172 162 118 28 16
362 When you described your trainer as succulent, I imagined something else. 1.3704 0.05172 162 118 28 16
363 Here today, gone saguaro. 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
364 If DACA gets extended, you won't have to wear it. 1.3704 0.05246 162 119 26 17
365 We're being followed by Gumby's Mexican cousin. 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
366 The latest in high tech border security. 1.3704 0.05319 162 120 24 18
367 Hurry up, I think he wants a hug 1.3704 0.04541 162 110 44 8
368 We must be going in circles. That cactus has passed us before. 1.3704 0.05098 162 117 30 15
369 Maybe you should not have peed on that cactus! 1.3704 0.05098 162 117 30 15
370 I just need a hug! 1.3704 0.05319 162 120 24 18
371 It wasn't the first time a giant prick had approached her from behind. 1.3704 0.05172 162 118 28 16
372 Stop following us you prick 1.3704 0.05319 162 120 24 18
373 Seems everybody is trying to get in their 10,000 steps these days. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
374 How will we know when the peyote kicks in? 1.3687 0.05510 160 121 19 20
375 I thought Spike was the name of your dog. 1.3687 0.04826 160 112 37 11
376 Their tequila marketing program is exceptional. 1.3687 0.04826 160 112 37 11
377 He's a rather a prickly character. I'd keep my distance if I was you. 1.3687 0.04660 160 110 41 9
378 Pick up the pace, I think it's going to cactus. 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
379 You picked the wrong cactus to pee on. 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
380 Run faster before he sticks it to us! 1.3681 0.05146 163 119 28 16
381 I think he's trying to get out before he get's stuck with the bill for the wall. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
382 He's been gaining ground ever since we pulled out of the Paris Climate Accords. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
383 I’m okay with it as long as it doesn’t try to high five me at the finish line. 1.3671 0.04149 158 103 52 3
384 That's far enough. You've made your point. 1.3671 0.04431 158 106 46 6
385 I'm going to be accused of fake news, I just know it! 1.3671 0.05263 158 116 26 16
386 I thought you said the Nevada Test Site was no longer radioactive. 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
387 I'm not sure if it's just needling us. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
388 Why do good trainers all gotta be such pricks? 1.3671 0.05339 158 117 24 17
389 I think it's one of those new border patrol agents. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
390 I think that peyote we took at mile 22 is catching up with us. 1.3665 0.04960 161 115 33 13
391 Don't you find the scenery here very moving? 1.3660 0.04706 153 105 40 8
392 Did Mexico agree to pay for one large cactus instead? 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
393 Bob...this is the LAST time we're jogging near Area 51. 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
394 Run, it's a stickup! 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
395 That's the last time we order cactus chasers after our margaritas! 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
396 Couldn't we just have gotten a Fitbit for motivation? 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
397 I heard they grow by sending out runners. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
398 Are you sure those mushrooms were safe to eat? 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
399 I think it just wants a hug. 1.3648 0.05235 159 117 26 16
400 What did you say your ex looked like? 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
401 Are you sure that was just tequila? 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
402 Honey, is there a running of the cacti like in Pamplona? 1.3642 0.04650 151 103 41 7
403 Now that Trump is in office, the illegal aliens are becoming more creative. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
404 Maybe just carrying a water bottle would have been a better idea. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
405 We do feel your pain but can't embrace it. 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
406 Will you please tell your mother she’s not fooling anybody. 1.3636 0.04771 154 107 38 9
407 Why am I always followed by giant pricks. 1.3636 0.05514 154 116 20 18
408 I told you not to water it. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
409 Honey, what were those symptoms of dehydration again? 1.3636 0.04771 154 107 38 9
410 Run until he turns into tequila. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
411 Forget the rattlesnakes and poisonous spiders, I've got one more for you. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
412 Step up the pace; we're about to be passed by a vegetable. 1.3636 0.04771 154 107 38 9
413 This living desert thing is starting to freak me out! 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
414 Maybe it just wants a hug. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
415 " Harry, remember those mushrooms we had at lunch"? 1.3631 0.05203 157 115 27 15
416 Hey Charles, are you seeing this guy running in front of me, or is the peyote kicking in? 1.3631 0.05582 157 120 17 20
417 John, when you texted Grinder, did you ask for tall dark and horny, or tall dark and thorny? 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
418 Say, about your ex-girlfriend, the one you described as "succulent"... 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
419 Absolutely not, Fiona. No more stray plants! 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
420 I've read that global warming is already speeding up evolution. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
421 Relax. He's in a different qualifying heat. 1.3613 0.05169 155 113 28 14
422 What did Trump pay THEM to guard the border??? 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
423 I ordered tequila—not a cactus chaser! 1.3605 0.05283 147 107 27 13
424 I think I would much prefer the wall 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
425 Oh, this is just a dry run. 1.3595 0.05296 153 113 25 15
426 No wait, I think he is trying to surrender. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
427 I know he’s cute but he’ll just be a thorn in your side 1.3586 0.05421 145 107 24 14
428 I think it wants you to pee on it again. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
429 Faster – it wants a hug. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
430 Herb! Don’t look now but that prick from the hotel is following us. 1.3576 0.04823 151 106 36 9
431 Don't stop. He knows we're full of water. 1.3576 0.05261 151 111 26 14
432 I told you we shouldn't come to the park during the Government shutdown. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
433 Maybe they were right about climate change AND evolution. 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
434 I think I'm over my fear of bears. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
435 Come back, it's free hugs Friday! 1.3557 0.04673 149 103 39 7
436 how do we tell him we don't want a hug? 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
437 We didn't mean to offend you, "succulent" and "prickly" are just descriptive adjectives! 1.3557 0.04673 149 103 39 7
438 Just how close are we to Area 51? 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
439 Did you notice, it just breezed by the last water station. 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
440 That cactus must have gotten a fitbit for Christmas too. 1.3557 0.04474 149 101 43 5
441 Hey, Hon? I have something that will take your mind right off that blister. 1.3557 0.04863 149 105 35 9
442 Is Mexico paying for that too? 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
443 That prick is still following us 1.3557 0.05393 149 111 23 15
444 This prick also wants to follow me on Instagram. 1.3557 0.05309 149 110 25 14
445 I just wonder if he'll get along with our walking palm. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
446 I think we should just let him pass us. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
447 I hate that guy... he's such a prick! 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
448 We're legal, Mr. Trump. 1.3537 0.05529 147 111 20 16
449 Stop. Maybe it just wants a hug. 1.3537 0.05270 147 108 26 13
450 Hope I'm that fast when I'm 200. 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
451 I know it can go longer between water stops! That's not what worries me. 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
452 He has an unfair advantage .... he doesn't have to hydrate! 1.3517 0.05496 145 109 21 15
453 Every time desert is spelled with one 's' a cactus gets his wings. 1.3517 0.05408 145 108 23 14
454 Chased by a succulent... check. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
455 He knows that our bodies are sixty per cent water. 1.3517 0.04847 145 102 35 8
456 He won't settle down until he finds his roots. 1.3517 0.04847 145 102 35 8
457 You could have resisted calling him a succulent! 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
458 He's just trying to find his roots. 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
459 That stupid prick just won't go away! 1.3497 0.05549 143 108 20 15
460 Keep hydrated! 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
461 Was this in the brochure?! 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
462 Doesn't it bug you that it's the only one of us leaving footprints? 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
463 Must be a deserter. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
464 Run faster! That prick’s closing in! 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
465 It thinks you said catch us, not cactus! 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
466 I thought your ex lived in the Sahara. 1.3497 0.05459 143 107 22 14
467 They say the desert never really leaves you. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
468 That prick is still following us 1.3497 0.05459 143 107 22 14
469 Why is it signalling a touchdown ? 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
470 Somehow he understood the "Hands up" but not the "Don't move" part. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
471 Pick up the pace—we don’t want to be stuck with this guy. 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
472 You think we can go back to the days when they were only sending rapists? 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
473 Prick. 1.3475 0.05419 141 105 23 13
474 I think he saw the water bottles. 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
475 How much further to the mirage? 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
476 Cac-walk. 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
477 I only want a hug! 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
478 He says he just wants us to get him out of this s$&@hole. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
479 Honey I think this prick is following us. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
480 I always attract the pricks 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
481 You shouldn't have fed him, Ralph, now he's going to follow us home! 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
482 This would never have happened if Trump had built his wall. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
483 Wow,someone's taking this Cactus Run way too literally. 1.3453 0.05375 139 103 24 12
484 I don't think it liked when you said it was "spineless". 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
485 Joe, stop. He's trying to tell us something. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
486 All I want is a hug. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
487 I'm never drinking tequila again. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
488 It has a dry sense of humor. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
489 Talk about invasive 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
490 For a succulent you must admit he's got good form. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
491 I knew it was called the Saguaro 5K, but.... 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
492 These mirages are getting more aggressive. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
493 I hate crossing the free range cactus ranch. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
494 Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
495 I think government surveillance has gone too far! 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
496 I don't get it... he's run this whole race and hasn't stopped for water. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
497 Great, I knew we shouldn't have gone so near the old a-bomb test site. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
498 I guess the drought is worse than we thought. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
499 Honey, I think he’s excited to see me. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
500 Relax, you can join us, but no hugging. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
501 Uh-oh, this one's a hugger. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
502 "I don't know if the plural is cactuses or cacti - JUST RUN!' 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
503 No more hugs!! 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
504 Speed up, I heard he is kind of a prick. 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
505 I didn't know that cacti put out runners! 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
506 I told you not to pet it. Now it's following us home. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
507 Fred sure has a running outfit for every ocassion 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
508 Keep it up. He’s running dry. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
509 Who comes to the desert dressed like that?!?! 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
510 I know we’re not supposed to take a cactus out of the wilderness area, but he seems to have developed an attachment. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
511 I think the last night's mezcal is catching up with me. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
512 We're in trouble. He will never need a water break. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
513 Don't stop, it's still trying to cactus 1.3407 0.05580 135 102 20 13
514 Jack, what’s tall, green, spiny and jogs in the desert? 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
515 Wait, he's got his hands up. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
516 Keep running, Marcy! Climate change displacement is real. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
517 Is this runner's high? 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
518 It’s the boulder following him that worries me. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
519 He’s after our fluids. 1.3385 0.05520 130 97 22 11
520 Faster – it wants a hug. 1.3383 0.05636 133 101 19 13
521 I'm caught between two pricks. 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
522 I am emigrating, since I have never made deep roots in Mexico. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
523 He'll finish. He's got great form and an unlimited water supply. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
524 Honey, I think we're in a bit of a prickle. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
525 Back off! Hell hath no fury like a woman thorned. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
526 It may be GMO but happy to see it's free range 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
527 He gets a little prickly when he loses. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
528 Honey, I'm fairly certain we are being pursued by a real pain in the ass. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
529 When you said you ex was a 'little prickly', what exactly did you mean? 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
530 Excuse me! Do you know the fastest way around the wall? 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
531 Look Donald! Big hands. Big prick. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
532 Well at least we won't come in last! 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
533 No, Fred, stop. I think it just wants to talk. 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
534 It was hard finding you guys, you don't leave any tracks! 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
535 Ugh, that prick is still following us 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
536 Not me! It's your dry wit he's attracted to. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
537 Promise me, Steve...no more Peyote! 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
538 They weren’t shiitake mushrooms!! 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
539 You shouldn't have been so argumentative, Bob. He has some good points. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
540 Maybe genetically modified cactus wasn't your best idea. 1.3380 0.04457 142 98 40 4
541 Dad, if he follows us home, can we keep him? 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
542 Now that’s a dry run 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
543 I love that it's a living desert. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
544 Is this one of those bad hombres we've been hearing about? 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
545 Hey! Don’t go!” I know it looks like a big middle finger.. but I just wanted to welcome you to Arizona! 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
546 It's just another dry run. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
547 These new border guards are real pricks. 1.3359 0.05694 131 100 18 13
548 Once you give them a little water, they'll follow you everywhere. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
549 He must want a mirage a trois. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
550 You ever get that feeling that maybe we aren't as fast as we used to be? 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
551 Adios tourists! Go back to your shithole country! 1.3359 0.05897 131 102 14 15
552 Don't worry, it's not in our age division. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
553 You'll make better time if you pump your arms. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
554 Cacti or cactuses? Who knew he would be so prickly about it. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
555 You're right ... it IS funnier without a caption 1.3359 0.05694 131 100 18 13
556 In two years he will have to stop for water and we can gain some ground on him. 1.3359 0.04799 131 92 34 5
557 I think he's afraid we'll desert him. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
558 Who wants a hug? 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
559 Climate change is catching up, Leonard. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
560 You're sure this isn't a nuclear test area? 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
561 I feel so good about adopting instead of buying one from a cacti farm. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
562 C’mon guys—don’t desert me. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
563 Atticus, a cactus has attacked us! 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
564 You just had to call him a spineless coward 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
565 I hate pricks. 1.3359 0.05797 131 101 16 14
566 Honey, don't look now but we're being followed by a big prick. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
567 I don't think we're in Arizona anymore. 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
568 So much for that restraining order. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
569 We should have listened to Al Gore 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
570 Keep running, sweetie. That guy's a huge prick. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
571 We should've gotten a dog. 1.3333 0.05648 129 98 19 12
572 Most people just carry a bottle of water 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
573 Trump was wrong, this is way more effective than a wall. 1.3333 0.05754 129 99 17 13
574 Bears Ears has changed since the uranium mines moved in... 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
575 Honey, you remember how you thought is was funny to pee on that cactus? 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
576 Hot sand, hot, hot. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
577 They’re definitely harder to spot, but I wonder how effective border patrol can be in their new uniforms. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
578 Was there pot in that energy bar you gave me? 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
579 Next time I pick the 5K. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
580 I gotta stop eating the worm. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
581 Never again will I book an Airbnb "Experience"! 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
582 At least it's a dry kind of hot pursuit. 1.3307 0.05707 127 97 18 12
583 Looks like the U.S. government couldn't afford a wall... 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
584 He was member of Cactaceae crime family in Arizona before witness protection brought him here. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
585 I told you not to water it more than once a week! 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
586 I sure hope the wall isn’t up yet. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
587 Looks like it's going to stick with us. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
588 Who's a 'proud hippy tree-hugger' now, huh? 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
589 Go faster...he wants a hug! 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
590 Well, you're a tall drink of water. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
591 Facebook said he was a good trainer, but with a dry sense of humor. 1.3307 0.05707 127 97 18 12
592 He must chafe like crazy. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
593 Hey, it's me, Gumby! I just couldn't shave today. Really! 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
594 Definitely an improvement over the pet rock... 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
595 They’re cute when they’re little but then they grow up to be such monsters. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
596 Honey, I think my runner's high has gone off on a tangent. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
597 Maybe it's only fleeing formerly protected federal land 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
598 Uh, honey? We have a bit of a prickly situation here... 1.3280 0.04789 125 88 33 4
599 Hurry up, I think he wants a hug 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
600 Right now, I'm not a big fan of evolution. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
601 Run faster, or he'll cactus. 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
602 How come IT has footprints and we don't have any??? 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
603 "CREEPING desertification", they said... 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
604 Honey, do you remember that grilled baby cactus we ate last night? 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
605 Your secret service detail has gotten so much better at being unobtrusive! 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
606 I need to get my plants out more. 1.3280 0.04653 125 87 35 3
607 He says it's time to put the 'us' back in cactus 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
608 You left the gate open again. 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
609 And you said the 'Cactus Running Trail' wouldn't be a challenge.... 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
610 Your wife is having us followed again! 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
611 I just need to outrun you. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
612 It's not the fauna I'm worried about, Bob. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
613 These days you can't go anywhere without some prick trying to touch you. 1.3252 0.05714 123 94 18 11
614 Come back! Don't desert me! 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
615 I know it's your dream, but that's a succulent, not a succubus. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
616 I've got a prickly feeling we are being followed. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
617 We will never outrun him, he is drought tolerant! 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
618 Don't look now, but there's a big prick behind us. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
619 I do one search about a cactus, and it pops up everywhere and follows me around. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
620 Forget the aloe, Vera. 1.3252 0.05714 123 94 18 11
621 If you can't keep up with us, your nothing more than a thorn in our side. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
622 We don't want to play the hokey pokey with you! 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
623 Honey, I think that prick is following us again. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
624 I hate jogging with this prick. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
625 And you thought the sand was quick. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
626 I think the acid is kicking in. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
627 I think those mushrooms are kicking in. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
628 C'mon guys, group hug! 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
629 He must be in great shape. I can't even hear him photosynthesize. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
630 Paranoid, schmaranoid! I tell you we're being followed. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
631 You're right, your ex is weird 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
632 Look, it's following us North, must be global warming. 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
633 Honey, did you leave the cactus running? 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
634 Looks like the base has been mobilized. 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
635 Harvey, forget the snakes. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
636 That guy's become a real thorn in my side. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
637 I was hoping for a burning bush. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
638 Why is IT leaving footprints...and we aren’t? 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
639 I hear, "Yucca, yucca, yucca." He's laughing at us! 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
640 My botanist says walking is good for the spine. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
641 Looks like he's determined to stick with us. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
642 Prick. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
643 I think the recreational marijuana is kicking in. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
644 You were right, Brad. Saguaros don't grow in this part of the desert; but they do hunt here. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
645 Quit being such a giant prick! 1.3200 0.05859 125 98 14 13
646 Honey, this prick's following us 1.3197 0.05965 122 96 13 13
647 Either we're running in place or there's a cactus following us. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
648 The beer was good but you shouldn't have ordered the chaser. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
649 When was the last atomic bomb test? 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
650 Jerry, seriously, I don't think it's an optical illusion. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
651 I told you Gumby wouldn't like acupuncture! 1.3193 0.05838 119 92 16 11
652 What makes you think my father is overprotective? 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
653 They hired a bunch of them until he builds the wall! 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
654 Move faster. I don't want to get stuck out here 1.3193 0.05838 119 92 16 11
655 Hey Dave, what are the symptoms of heat exhaustion? 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
656 Barbara began to regret her trip to the sweat lodge... 1.3193 0.05959 119 93 14 12
657 I only need to run faster than you. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
658 I can't shake this prick. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
659 How can he go this long without water! 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
660 there once was a desert agave whose footsteps were rico and suave the runners weren't clear if the spines they should fear so they left with much haste the Mohave 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
661 Building The Wall would have been a lot less creepy. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
662 As the heat intensified, the desert became a much more hostile environment for Judy and Steve. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
663 Mexico's answer to paying for the border wall. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
664 His camouflage is improving. Last week he was a yucca plant! 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
665 It's nice here, but not the kind of place to put your roots down. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
666 He probably just needs a hug. 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
667 I think I realize why they call this the Cactus 5K 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
668 I told you not to call it a giant pickle! 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
669 How strong was that peyote? 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
670 Hurry! Our hallucinations are catching up with us! 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
671 Honey hurry! That cacti is going to cactus!! 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
672 Maybe all he wants is a hug. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
673 The Abominable Snowman: The Retirement Years 1.3162 0.05903 117 91 15 11
674 This has to be climate change related. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
675 The Arizona primary is getting weird. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
676 I suppose this is what we get for trying to harvest our own aloe vera. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
677 It's probably just climate change, Sue. Pretend you don't notice. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
678 Tom, do you believe in evolution? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
679 Cacti really are incredibly adaptive. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
680 How do you hold your arms up for so long without feeling pins and needles? 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
681 Wait, guys! Why are you deserting me? 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
682 It's okay, he's got his hands up. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
683 So, Bob, what exactly did you mean by "nature walk"? 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
684 Hey honey, I think the drugs are finally kicking in. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
685 Bob! I told you that eating peyote before we jog isn't a good idea! 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
686 So much for that restraining order. 1.3137 0.04823 102 71 30 1
687 But, I thought a mirage was supposed to be in front of you. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
688 Yes, he’s losing more than us, but it’s mostly water weight. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
689 You know how you're always saying the desert is so boring? 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
690 The guides on the trip are really authentic. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
691 I've never seen him stop for water. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
692 Honey, is this a bad hombre? 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
693 First time? Don't push yourself to hard, and make sure you hydrate. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
694 You warned me not to water it: Now the damn thing has imprinted on me! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
695 A stickup? Really? 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
696 Catch as Catch Can but Can Cactus Catchus? 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
697 Sure , we can run faster , but it doesn't have to stop for water every 15 minutes! 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
698 I think we watered it too much. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
699 Personally, I like the convenience of a regular water bottle. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
700 This is not what I expected Burning Man to be like. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
701 This isn't quite what I imagined when you asked me to help you walk your pet Spike. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
702 Gosh, I wish this prick would stop following us! 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
703 Prickly Moving Fence: The cheaper border security technology. 1.3130 0.06097 115 91 12 12
704 Mulder, it IS following us! 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
705 I'm pretty sure that cactus is making inappropriate gestures. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
706 Don't look at me. I'm dying for a drink of water, too. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
707 Wait up...there's a thorn in my foot! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
708 If he catches us, we’ll be a prickly pair. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
709 The marketing for cactus water is getting really aggressive. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
710 Honey, let's hurry before we find ourselves in a sticky situation. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
711 If you like this Cactus Run, you're gonna love the Giant Sequoia Run. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
712 Don't worry,he's surrendering. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
713 Try not to plant your feet. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
714 Just keep running. It will never cactus. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
715 It’s not fair. You never have to stop for water. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
716 Invasive Species? I'd say "rude" is more like it! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
717 You can’t keep saying ‘fake news’ after everything I say. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
718 Where is Alexa when you need her? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
719 I think he just wants to be hugged. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
720 No, wait! I don't want to hurt you, I just want a hug! 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
721 He'll pass us when we have to take a water break. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
722 Wait, don’t run away! It’s lonely out here, and I just need a hug! 1.3125 0.05953 112 87 15 10
723 I hope it's just the mescaline kicking in. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
724 "Remember what you said about desert mushrooms being edible? 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
725 I knew hiking on a former nuclear test site would be a bad idea. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
726 Certainly more menacing than that prickly pear that followed us last year. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
727 Alexa, this wasn't what I meant by running spikes 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
728 Talk about walking on pins and needles. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
729 Please, take me with you! I've been deserted. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
730 Maybe we should turn off our trackers. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
731 Should we pick up the pace? A 100 year old cactus is keeping up. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
732 Johnny, you're not you when you're thirsty. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
733 We're also trying to lose some water weight. 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
734 Wouldn’t it have been easier to carry a water bottle? 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
735 You talk to him. I already told him we don't do threesomes. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
736 All I have to do is just outrun you. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
737 You're a real prick, man. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
738 I feel that Peyote is really kicking in 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
739 He's not going to let us desert him. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
740 Hurry honey or it’s gonna cactus. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
741 What does this prick want? 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
742 This is NOT what I expected when you asked me to join you for the Phoenix 5k Cactus Run! 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
743 I told you to be careful about overwatering 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
744 I think that prick is still following us. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
745 I'm thinking, not a good day to be a tree-hugger! 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
746 Honey, I really don't think it's a mirage this time. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
747 Wait! I just want a hug! I'm lonely. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
748 I might be hallucinating but I think Barb forgot to shave her legs! 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
749 Honey, I think there is a cactus following us--or is it cacti--I never can remember. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
750 Our trainer is such a prick. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
751 Honey is that prick still following us? 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
752 I told you we shouldn't have shared our peyote with it. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
753 I told you we should have gotten a dog! 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
754 John, take a rest while I jog ahead a bit. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
755 He told me that he's running on behalf of global warming. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
756 Remind me again why we're jogging through the Nevada test site? 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
757 Don't look now, but we're being stalked by a big prick. 1.3097 0.06169 113 90 11 12
758 Fred, you definitely stopped in the wrong place to pee. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
759 You guys run ahead. I'm getting that needles n' pins thing. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
760 Did you water the plants? 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
761 Well the first one was all wrong, so I said send me a two-foot cactus, make it attractive, and make it quick. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
762 No hug at the finish line, ok? 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
763 Remind me to never take acid in the desert again. 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
764 Is it just me, or is our new trainer a real prick? 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
765 Two arms up ... yep ... I'm pretty sure he wants to pass. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
766 Where's Hopalong Cassidy when you need him? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
767 I've heard of the living desert, but ...... ?? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
768 I wouldn’t count out the national parks just yet. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
769 I told you not to feed it. Now the damn thing's going to follow us home! 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
770 I’m not sure this border protection plan is such a good idea. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
771 John, do you remember that tree where you took a leak? 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
772 The mirage is getting closer. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
773 Honey, how long do these edibles last? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
774 Our new Border Patrol is kind of creepy. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
775 This sounds whacky, but do you remember the moving forest in Macbeth? 1.3063 0.06110 111 88 12 11
776 Just keep jogging, it’s only trying to needle us. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
777 Don't stop too suddenly. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
778 I'm telling you, Jerry, that guy chasing us is a real prick. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
779 Your arms are going to cramp up like that. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
780 OK, so now I'm in favor of a wall. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
781 Yes, but is a giant-walking-death-cactus ever just a giant-walking-death-cactus? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
782 It's heading north, climate change you know! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
783 He’ll win. The fact that he doesn’t have to stop for water is a real competitive advantage. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
784 Hope this isn’t a relay race. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
785 You must admit, it's a sharp disguise. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
786 I think NSA is getting carried away with its surveillance programs. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
787 Didn't I tell you not to feed it. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
788 I can't tell if its a drug dealer or a rapist, do you see the wall yet? 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
789 Global warming is definitely accelerating. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
790 You have to admit it’s more motivating than the music at the gym 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
791 C'mon! Just one hug. Is that really too much to ask for? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
792 The mass exodus to Canada is worse than I thought! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
793 What, exactly, did you say the radiation did to the plant life around here? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
794 I think he's still mad you called him succulent. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
795 Frank, I TOLD you not to poke it! 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
796 I warned you not to give it water. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
797 Do you think the Peyote is working? 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
798 We can't just desert him. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
799 Latest impal-eo diet 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
800 I expected tumbleweeds, but this is ridiculous. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
801 I've got to start cutting back on my pre-workout peyote bars. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
802 Border Patrol has come up with a new surveillance device. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
803 Don't be alarmed, since global warming, even they are following us to water and air conditioning. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
804 I think we got too close to the border 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
805 "I told you not to say 'aloe' to it". 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
806 We might be ghosts. The cactus has footprints but we do not. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
807 He says he's not prickly just very sharp. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
808 Wait up! Don’t desert me! 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
809 Wouldn't it have been easier to carry our own water? 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
810 This intelligence-driven border security is giving me the creeps. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
811 Yes, but at least it's a dry heat! 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
812 Stop complaining! You knew when you signed up you didn't have a cardiovascular system. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
813 I should have never tried the peyote. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
814 I bet he won't stop at the water station. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
815 I think we underestimated the competition. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
816 Faster, he looks like a real prick. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
817 Leave us alone, you prick! 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
818 Honey, I didn't think cactus needed that much attention. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
819 The peyote seeds are kicking in. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
820 Of course its gaining on us, it never stops at the watering stations. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
821 You had to call it a prick, didn't you? 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
822 You weren't kidding when you said your personal trainer was a bit prickly. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
823 Todd looks a little dehydrated 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
824 Just like that prick to follow us 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
825 Hurry, he's gaining on us, and it looks like he's in a hugging mood! 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
826 Well despite what you think, I'm pretty sure those WERE peyote blossoms 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
827 Global warming… the northern migration. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
828 Honey, let's just join a gym... 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
829 I think the mescaline is catching up to us. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
830 Who cares if it's cactus or cacti it's chasing us! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
831 Why did you call me a treehugger in front of it? 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
832 Our new trainer is a real prick. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
833 Here comes another one of those new border control security agents. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
834 I think I'm experiencing that Runner's High you're always talking about. 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
835 Honey, you know that new medication I'm on ..... 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
836 I think it wants a hug. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
837 I only want a hug! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
838 That's it. Cha cha one two three. Cha cha one two three. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
839 How strong was that weed you got? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
840 I knew that pipeline would cause problems. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
841 Do you have a moment to talk about climate change? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
842 This is either really good peyote or we just angered the locals. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
843 My personal trainer tends to get a little prickly if I slow down. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
844 My student loan collector is getting really aggressive. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
845 "Don't let him heckle you, he's just being a prick." Shelley Rodgers, Alexandria, VA 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
846 He never sweats! 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
847 Siggy the Saguaro faced a thorny realization;he always hurt those closest to him. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
848 Don't desert me! 1.2991 0.06116 107 85 12 10
849 I just want a hug 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
850 Mi casa, su casa my ass. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
851 "Sorry, on the phone it sounded like 'training with Sue Woro' was a pilates class. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
852 On the brighter side we get a free Cardio session and maybe an Acupuncture too. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
853 "The Latin name is 'cacti perambulator,' I believe. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
854 Next year the beach, okay? 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
855 I think the Border Patrol is on to us... 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
856 It’s okay. Just another climate change manifestation. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
857 Maybe we should practice "Hands Up" before we get to the border. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
858 You'll run faster if you put your arms down. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
859 What was it the guidebook said about moving landscapes? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
860 Maybe he'll stop to poop. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
861 Joe needs to hydrate more. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
862 You shouldn't have called him "prickly". 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
863 Don't worry he's not fast, he's quite pokey. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
864 Hope we don't get stuck out here. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
865 I told you that you shouldn't have called him a prick. 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
866 It knows there's water at the finish line. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
867 I'ma tickle you! I'ma do it! 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
868 The ecology is more dynamic than I expected. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
869 Some prick is following us. 1.2952 0.06190 105 84 11 10
870 I really need to cut back on the edibles. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
871 I understand your point, but I still just don't believe in evolution. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
872 Hey guys, don’t run away. It’s not true what they say...I’m not really a prick. 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
873 Hey guys, I've got water. All you have to do is lop off my head and drink from my innards. Guys? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
874 Do you mind if I join you?" 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
875 Dear, are you sure we are still under the witness protection agency? 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
876 Okay, I’ll bite, Helen. How dry is it in Phoenix? 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
877 "Is the peyote working for you yet"? 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
878 Harold, that prick is still following us. 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
879 I don’t think you understand Jimmy. He’s saying this is a stick up. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
880 Now that's a run for the border! 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
881 He's got tremendous stamina but you really have to stay on top of him about hydrating. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
882 Wait. Who told you I was a prick? 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
883 I thought you'd said "Practice Run" ... 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
884 Is this what they meant by climate change? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
885 I told you not to pronounce the -G-. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
886 New border security drone, I guess. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
887 Run Lance! I think it’s going to cactus! 1.2913 0.06113 103 82 12 9
888 Just because I called you a slowpoke is no reason to get all prickly about it. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
889 I think it's just crossed the border and is asking for asylum. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
890 Just so you know, he's a hugger! 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
891 Shouldn't have called him rocket man... 1.2913 0.06113 103 82 12 9
892 This could be, a prickly situation. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
893 No, we don't want to hug you. 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
894 We must be out of shape - the Saguaro is gaining on us! 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
895 All this water weight is slowing me down 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
896 Did you have to call him a phallic symbol? 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
897 Yeah. He's always been a prick. 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
898 You wanted motivation. This is motivation. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
899 I think it's mad we used his peyote. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
900 Hey guys wait up! We're supposed to stick together! 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
901 Wait, let me finish my point. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
902 I think we're being followed. I'm getting a prickly sensation. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
903 "No ménage a trios! And that's final! 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
904 This situation is about to get prickly. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
905 I can't tell if it's in fight or flight mode. 1.2913 0.06113 103 82 12 9
906 Et tu, Cactus? 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
907 His form is going to really mess up his spine in the long run. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
908 Faster, Jamie. He's already killed the black character. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
909 It knows we are 98% water. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
910 Come to think of it, maybe that WAS peyote tea. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
911 He seems to be taking the drought in stride. 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
912 Honey, it's your turn to give it a hug today. 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
913 On your right.... 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
914 I'm beginning to change my mind about denying climate change. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
915 Honey, I know we're pacing ourselves, but I think we need to speed up 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
916 They said the desert was alive! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
917 Hey, why do I always have to carry the water? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
918 Come back...I'm sorry I was a prick! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
919 Hey...how tall is Secretary Zinke? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
920 Isn't that the guy who passed us at the last water station? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
921 It doesn't want to be deserted. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
922 Did you remember to take your erectile dysfunction medicine today? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
923 Can't take a little needling? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
924 And you complain that my legs are too prickly 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
925 It wants to surrender. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
926 Don't worry. It's not built for long distance. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
927 I'm rethinking all those times in my life when there was only one set of footprints. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
928 OK you were right, Crossfit would've been better 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
929 What did you say to him? You know how prickly the are. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
930 Wait, come back! I promise I'll stop talking about Bitcoin! 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
931 We've got some sharp competition. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
932 Actually, I think it just wants a hug. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
933 You would not believe the chafing. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
934 I know you're in there Harold. You need to work on your trust issues. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
935 You're right. Your problems just follow you--even the thorny ones. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
936 Frank, tell it we don’t have any water! 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
937 It’s either a touchdown or we’re in big trouble... 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
938 Either Ralph's retaining water or those weren't shiitake mushrooms we ate. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
939 Wait, I think it wants to surrender. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
940 We're being followed by one of the locals. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
941 He's fine. He doesn't need a water break. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
942 I think I mixed up our power bars with the peyote. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
943 I want to train for this 5k, but our coach is a prick 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
944 Bill, It just ate our shadows. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
945 We should never have tried that peyote followed by a tequila chaser. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
946 HAVE YOU NOTICED WE AREN'T LEAVING ANY TRACKS? 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
947 I get the sense it gets very lonely out here. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
948 Maybe it just wants a hug. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
949 Oh, this is just a dry run. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
950 He'll turn out to be spineless. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
951 Honey, before I tell you something, is it more correct to say Cactus, or Cacti? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
952 If that cactus passes us, then we are really out of shape. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
953 I knew we should have built that wall! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
954 Next time, I'm booking the vacation! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
955 He's not wearing a Fit Bit, so he can't be serious about it. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
956 Don't desert me now! 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
957 Sorry, next time we’ll use the public restrooms. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
958 Maybe we should reconsider the gym. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
959 'It's mostly water.' You said. 'They need water.' You said. 'I can't wait to go.' You said. 'It's no big deal.' You said. Well, it looks mad to me. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
960 The runner behind us is a giant prick. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
961 Run faster or I think it will cactus. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
962 Don't worry, we'll loose him at the next watering hole. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
963 Wait, I think he may just be trying to give himself up. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
964 did you forget to water the plants? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
965 Run, Joe Arpaio is running for the Senate. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
966 Even the desert is full of pricks trying to harass me. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
967 Relax. It's a vertical mirage. They never catch you. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
968 No, I'm sorry, we haven't seen any young succulents... 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
969 I think we drank from the wrong cactus 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
970 The key to an exercise program is to stick with it. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
971 I told you they outlawed peyote for a reason! 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
972 George...let me take the lead for awhile... 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
973 Just don't stop short! 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
974 Honey, this is weird. Did you say succulent or succubus? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
975 Well, as parallel universes go, this one is marginally better than the last one. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
976 He wants to know if we have water... 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
977 " Let's hope it's a vegetarian 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
978 Now do you believe me about global warming? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
979 Honey, I don't think you should pee on any more cactus. 1.2812 0.06231 96 77 11 8
980 This prick just won’t stop. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
981 Well that's the last time I take LSD right before a run 1.2812 0.06404 96 78 9 9
982 Did you lie to the CIA about this trip? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
983 I think it's a global warning. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
984 marco polo! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
985 I thought once we were married, I’d been be done fighting off pricks. 1.2812 0.06231 96 77 11 8
986 The kids are getting better at tracking us. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
987 I feel like the peyote is starting to kick in. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
988 I hope he doesn't need a hug. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
989 John! You have to turn around and see this! It’s amazing! They’re running without a Fitbit! 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
990 Must be the enhanced border security. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
991 Come back! I'm ORGANIC! 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
992 Wait, don't go. I didn't mean to be such a prick. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
993 That's even creepier than a wall! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
994 Our competition has good form but a prickly disposition. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
995 No matter what I say, it won't believe we aren't the Border Patrol. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
996 So that's the cactus I saw near the nuclear power plant. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
997 Didn't we pass that cactus two dunes back? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
998 Your mom has a new disguise. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
999 It seems friendly...maybe it was deserted. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1000 This running group is full of pricks. 1.2796 0.06552 93 76 8 9
1001 I told you never to make eye contact with the cacti! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1002 I guess the restraining order did not work. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1003 That's the last time I eat peyote before a workout. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1004 Well now everyone will know I've been doping. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1005 I don't know but it's been following us since since you said we live in shithole country. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1006 Honey, how long have we been out here? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1007 He says he's concerned about his immigration status. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1008 Hey—race you to the wall! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1009 Cactsquatch?! 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1010 Maybe we met it at the Alswang's lawn party. It seems to know you, Harvey. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1011 Slow down, he's getting prickly again!!! 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1012 Don't you want a free hug? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1013 We're in a prickly situation. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1014 I don't think we're in Arizona anymore. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1015 Don't panic. Like us it just wants to get out before the Government shutdown. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1016 I hope this is a Freudian nightmare! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1017 Don't look now but that prick is following us! 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1018 You better hurry up, or you'll find out what a real pain in the butt feels like. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1019 Self-conscious about his water retention, Cactus was eager to join other resolutioners for a little exercise. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1020 The people that sign up for these 5k’s are real pricks 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1021 He says he is running for President? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1022 We see you, so stop following us. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1023 I just remembered -- I forgot to water the plants. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1024 Deportation-to-Mexico rumors inspired him to start walking. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1025 Are saguaros a threatening species? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1026 Climate change is catching up to us! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1027 These global warming adaptations are getting out of hand 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1028 He's slow, alright, but he keeps passing us at the water tables. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1029 I don't think it's going to stay in Vegas! 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1030 Maybe it's time to join a gym 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1031 If it follows us home, can we keep it? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1032 Ever since he got in to dry humor he's been a bit of a prick. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1033 I think it just wants to give us a hug. So keep moving. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1034 This is the last time we commune with nature. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1035 Couldn’t we just carry a water bottle like others? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1036 Halt, you two. This is a stick up! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1037 Well, either that's a cactus following us, or Bill didn't dodge the porcupine. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1038 This can't be good, needles to say. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1039 Hey, another chance for the New Yorker to pick a mindless caption! 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
1040 Are you sure you don't need any water? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1041 Oh, so now you're in for a mirage a trois? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1042 These hot desert runs can get very interesting. However, this hallucination is leaving tracks. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1043 I was expecting border security, but this is ridiculous! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1044 I'm pretty sure it's the same stray that followed us home yesterday. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1045 Sure pokes holes in the evolution theory. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1046 STOP.....he's got his hands up!!! 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1047 Wait, let me explain...I was talking about a different kind of prick. 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
1048 I think he said "Don't desert me". 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1049 Duuude, the Burning Man dildo plant exhibit is following us 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1050 Keep up with us, Spike – just work past the pins and needles. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1051 George, I think there's an ICE agent tailing us. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1052 Stop, George. Look. He's given up. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1053 Stop! I won't hurt you, I just need a Hug. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1054 Global warming is changing migration patterns. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1055 For god’s sake honey, just give him your Fitbit! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1056 Saguaro see, saguaro do. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1057 These roots are made for walking. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1058 He really knows how to stay hydrated! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1059 I was actually happy with just the FitBit. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1060 Run! It's that annoying "Free Hugs" saguaro. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1061 What's the plural of cactus footprints? footpri? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1062 It's just a mirage! No shadow! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1063 You talked with him about hydration, right? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1064 Uhhm...Dear, we need to pick up the pace... we have a prickly situation developing behind us! 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1065 He's definitely got an advantage in this heat! 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1066 No, a Porsche has the pricks on the INSIDE. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1067 Trust me, when it hits, you'll feel the burn. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1068 You're right, this really DOES keep me motivated. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1069 Don't look back---and whatever you do, don't stop short! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1070 Let’s take a break. He looks a bit dehydrated. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1071 This sand is your sand, this sand is my sand. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1072 I thought they were supposed to be slow. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1073 I hear if you run in a zig-zag line they can't catch you. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1074 No, you don't get a hug. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1075 I told you we should have gotten a sitter. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1076 If we had a better pet, we could jog in more interesting places. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1077 This is why we need The Wall 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1078 I just don't understand how OUR footsteps keep disappearing. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1079 Faster Ron -- climate change is allowing it to expand its range! 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1080 This isn’t as fun as that corn maze. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1081 He says *we're* the succulents. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1082 Why did you ask him to play tag? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1083 You're right, those weren't edible mushrooms. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1084 Come on Guys, I saw you take a selfie with the Prickly PEAR earlier, don't make me beg. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1085 Can we keep him, if he follows us home? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1086 That reminds me: we should probably stop for some water. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1087 'Wait. I think it's surrendering." 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1088 I've heard of a 'Wandering Jew' plant, but nothing like this?! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1089 Yippie-ka-yay that was good peyote. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1090 Who the hell told you we are tree huggers? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1091 How did it get past the border wall? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1092 Maybe I shouldn't have said 'it's so life-like'. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1093 Um, honey, what was the name of that funny tea? Pey what? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1094 Hurry up, I think he wants your aloe water. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1095 You shouldn't have complained about his prickly personality. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1096 Remember the cactus back there you went the bathroom on... 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1097 I think it's trying to be on the right side of "the Wall". 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1098 Either I need to stop for a drink of water or we need to start running really fast. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1099 At least it's a dry hallucination. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1100 Okay, okay, we don't have to hug, but can we just talk? It gets lonely out here. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1101 Sally! It's me! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1102 You can't compete with its size, but you are a bigger prick. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1103 Hey guys, wait up. Did you every hear the one about the epiphytic succulent? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1104 If he follows us home, can we keep him? 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1105 I shouldn't have watered the cactus. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1106 Honey, some prick is following us. 1.2688 0.06330 93 76 9 8
1107 The organisers of the event thought of a new way to encourage the stragglers at the end of the race. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1108 We can slow down now, he's giving up. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1109 That timeshare salesman is still on our tail. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1110 It works!.. Now, if they all hold hands we have the perfect "Genetic Engineered" wall that's impossible to climb.. and we can move it wherever we want! 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1111 Quit worrying. If anybody's going to make it over the border wall it's going to be you. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1112 I quit peyote but I don't think the peyote quit me. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1113 The newest in "post wall" border security. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1114 I wish that prick would stop following us. 1.2667 0.06477 90 74 8 8
1115 You didn’t mention having Secret Service protection. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1116 It’s just a dry run. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1117 One of us is a mirage. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1118 Slow down. He's having a hard time keeping up. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1119 Not sure who this prick is behind us. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1120 I told you we should have voted for the wall! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1121 I think he wants to see our papers. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1122 It wants your Fitbit. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1123 Just throw down your Evian bottle and run! 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1124 Man, is he going to stick it to us! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1125 Don’t run! I can assure you I’m not a giant sex toy. 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1126 C'mon, I'd fit in your living room! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1127 Say "cactus can't catch us" three times fast 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1128 Hey guys! I think you left your headlights on. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1129 What's this prick want? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1130 Maybe the wall isn't such a bad idea 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1131 I think he wants us to do something about global warming. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1132 Damn those nuclear bomb tests! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1133 Maybe some of those restrictive EPA regulations weren't so bad after all... 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1134 Reminds me of my first date. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1135 Honey! You’re gonna need a bigger pot. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1136 That Prick is Closing In On Us! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1137 Why is your friend such a prick? 1.2667 0.06477 90 74 8 8
1138 I think he said something about free hugs. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1139 I hate it when he hugs me. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1140 You could say that I'm wary of pricks. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1141 Your brother has a dry sense of humor! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1142 Is that all the border security they had money for? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1143 And I thought I was dehydrated 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1144 Look, how cute! He thinks we’re his parents. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1145 He's trying to get rid of the water weight. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1146 I still say water bottles would have been less creepy. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1147 That prick won't take 'no' for an answer. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1148 He'll be happier in the wild. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1149 It's ok hunny! He's not a stalker, just a prick. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1150 I think "succulent" is his trigger word. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1151 Arizona makes me uncomfortable. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1152 Covering our footprints isn’t working. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1153 At least I'm getting all my steps in today. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1154 Sorry! Sorry! We thought you were an Aloe Vera plant! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1155 Remember saying "oh some stupid cactus" back there? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1156 Poor thing. 60 million years to optimize hydration and it can barely keep up. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1157 Uh, I doubt you'll ever call him a 'Prick' again. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1158 Hurry up! We don't have an agricultural permit to move you. 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1159 We can make it, I’m pretty sure he isn’t sufficiently hydrated. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1160 I swear, I haven't seen that other contestant take a drink of water yet. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1161 You just had to give it water. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1162 Please! I just need a hug. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1163 Wait. I just want a hug! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1164 I guess his New Years resolution was also to start moving more. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1165 I'm trying to remember how you know when you're dehydrated. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1166 Better pick up the pace Hon....that cactus wants a hug! 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
1167 The one time I wish it was a mirage! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1168 The doctor says he’s retaining too much water. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1169 How do you manage to stay hydrated? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1170 This gives "green footprint" a whole other meaning! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1171 Strange, I thought walking cacti were extinct. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1172 Honey, this prick is still following us. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1173 Saguaro you following us? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1174 I told you not to give it a drink; now it's following us. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1175 Hurry! I'm afraid we'll need water before he does. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1176 He is still trying to surrender to us! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1177 He insists the etymology isn't Latin. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1178 I think he wants to give us a hug. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1179 If he catches up with us, we will be dealing with a sticky situation. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1180 The desert is gaining on us! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1181 We're Polish and Irish, where are your roots? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1182 This mght turn into a sticky situation. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1183 We are running from a sticky situation. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1184 Next time we play, honey, please just volunteer to be "it." 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1185 Honey, did you water the plants before we left? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1186 I don't understand why he is signaling a touchdown. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1187 The quickening pace of desertification is no joke. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1188 Did you really have to call him “Rocket Man”? I told you he was prickly! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1189 I get the feeling the border's crossing us. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1190 Sometimes a saguaro is just a saguaro. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1191 Your costume is succulent. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1192 Now you're just being a prick. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1193 And when there were only one set of footprints in the sand know that it was I, the Cact-lord, who carried you. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1194 "I'm not the fastest, but I never need to stop for water. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1195 Hold your water! We're almost there... 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1196 Maybe we shouldn't have eaten his peyote buds. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1197 That prick is actually following us! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1198 You pissed on the wrong prick. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1199 They didn’t mention this feature in the brochure. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1200 It doesn't look Norwegian. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1201 Mirage, smirage, I still think it's following us. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1202 When Steve goes local, he really commits. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1203 The point of this exercise is to not get the point. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1204 Well, so much for the scenic route... 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1205 Don’t complain. He promised us running water, and he delivered. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1206 Bob, I think I've figured out what that sign meant that said, "Please don't disturb the cacti". 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1207 wow! These border patrol agents are getting really creative. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1208 No, you're wrong... the green movement truly is extraordinary here in the desert! 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
1209 Honey, are you sure this witness protection program was such a good idea? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1210 Hurry up honey, unless you want an acupuncture treatment with your workout! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1211 Show me your papers! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1212 Yeah, those mushrooms were perfectly safe. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1213 I told you not to feed it. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1214 We may need to upgrade our Witness Protection Program coverage. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1215 Couldn't we have simply carried several canteens? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1216 Did you tell your Mom where we were going on our honeymoon? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1217 "Next time try to remember, it's cacti not cactuses". 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1218 Yes, you're right .... it's peyote! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1219 Maybe it's just thirsty 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1220 It says its not armed 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1221 Tell me if you need water 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1222 We’re not the only ones who resolved to get more exercise this year. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1223 ARE YOU CRAZY !!!! A THREE-WAY IS OUT OF THE QUESTION !!! 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1224 Remind me, what percent water are we? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1225 Not even a hug? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1226 'Keep running! We're faster than he is, but he won't have to stop for water." 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1227 OMG, the Global Warming YETI! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1228 I thought you said what happens in Oaxaca stays in Oaxaca. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1229 Jeez, who knew he would be so protective of that little peyote? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1230 But sweetie, when you said stick’em up, he did! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1231 'I said you'd regret eating the worm...' 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1232 Hurry up, it’s cactusing up with us. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1233 What did you say to it? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1234 It wants your water bottle !! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1235 I am never running another "adventure" marathon again. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1236 Let's name him Spike 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1237 You're the one who said I needed to find us a cheaper personal trainer. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1238 You shouldn't have needled him. He's prickly about his weight. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1239 He’s built for speed, not for comfort. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1240 Wait! I think he just wants a hug. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1241 Pump your arms — it’ll look more natural. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1242 Honey, don't look now, but your prickly past is catching up with us. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1243 That guy has a short stride but he is a natural. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1244 Just ignore the prick. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1245 Run faster!! I'm pretty Saguero that he's gonna cactus! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1246 Aren't mirages supposed to be enticing, and in front of you? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1247 BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO ARIZONA. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1248 Don't worry, it's just a dry run. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1249 Yikes! When they named it "The Living Desert", they sure weren't kidding! 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1250 I hate CrossFit. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1251 It's not personal. He's trying to get his steps in. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1252 It's either following us or we had way too much peyote. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1253 I told you not to needle him about his dry humour. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1254 It's just Border Patrol stepping up its efforts. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1255 Ever get that prickly feeling that someone is following you? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1256 Who knew it would enjoy this so much? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1257 For a moment, I thought it was a cactus. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1258 I think it’s trying to surrender. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1259 You are right; the resemblance to Trump is uncanny...both are big Pricks!! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1260 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a prick that doesn't know when to quit. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1261 Honey, remember when I said "Get outta here you big prick" and you thought I was talking to you... 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1262 Oh great, some prick is following us! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1263 Let's stop focusing on our form and just go fast. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1264 Yes, dear, I know it is not keeping up with us, but that's not really the main point, is it?" 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1265 Honey, I'm just saying that it's only weird because it is leavin footprint and we are not. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1266 We have a cereus problem 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1267 Maybe we should have waited longer before eating more of those edibles... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1268 Pretty good border-crossing costume you got there, but you have do something about the footprints! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1269 I think we should stop doing our jog in Area 51. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1270 I think you gave it too much water. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1271 Where did you pour out your energy drink? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1272 When the wall gets built, we can stop worrying about all this undercover surveillance. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1273 I told you we should stay away from the old nuclear test site. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1274 The border control vigilantes are not fooling around. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1275 I warned you not to water it Bill. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1276 Mother Nature's definitely on the run. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1277 I think someone else is thirsty. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1278 Looks like Jerry's coming down with a bad case of prickly heat again... 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1279 Hey, he didn't get funding for the fence but this moving cactus is impressive. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1280 Hurry. I only wanted a selfie. I didn't want to adopt him. Hurry. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1281 Wait!! I'll bloom in a few months! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1282 Do you think he's just trying to needle us? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1283 Hmm, maybe I should reconsider my position on climate change 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1284 His base may be soft, but he’s spiking in the polls! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1285 But all it wants is a hug! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1286 He'd go faster if he used his "arms" like we do. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1287 If that big cactus catches up with us, we'll be stuck with him! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1288 Wait--I think he's in pain! Hand me your tweezers. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1289 Is this just a dry run? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1290 But we're so green! We're not leaving even actual footprints! 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
1291 Well, honey, now we know "who cares" if you step on the cryptobiotic soil. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1292 Huh. I always thought it was the fern that would be clingy. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1293 I'm not sure I like these new fitness trackers... 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1294 All right, we're leaving. No need to get all prickly about it. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1295 If only I had known this is what the climatologists meant when they said, "some plants will expand their ranges in a warmer world." 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1296 Last one in is a rotten monotypic genus Carnegiea! 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1297 This brings new meaning to the word ‘Stalker’... 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1298 I don’t trust him. He looks a bit rootless. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1299 Prick up the pace. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1300 Yep, he's still trying to stick to us. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1301 But his gesture suggests he means us no harm! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1302 I wish we had just bought Fitbits. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1303 Do you believe in global warming NOW? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1304 Honey, we're being followed by some prick. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1305 Is it really necessary for your bodyguard to wear a disguise? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1306 Run faster & he won't cact-us! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1307 Uh Oh! Sticker shock. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1308 You're wearing sweatpants in the desert! Stop! Cut me open and drink some water! Touchdown! God, it's hot out here. What kind of shithole country is this? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1309 Don't you want to see the rest of my routine? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1310 This new trainer is a real prick 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1311 He's less of a slasher and more of a prick. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1312 Are saguaros carnivorous? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1313 What does this prick want from us? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1314 At least its not running for congress 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1315 There's been a spike in crime in this neighborhood. I found a dirty needle last week and I'm pretty sure this prick is following us. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1316 No fair-you have to count to ten first. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1317 Don't move! This is a stick up. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1318 Just my imagination running away with me.. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1319 You don’t suck. I said you were a succulent. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1320 It's almost as if it has been storing water for exactly this purpose. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1321 If this is a new border wall patrol tactic, it's working! 1.2530 0.06823 83 70 5 8
1322 It's scary - even in this heat he never sweats! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1323 Honey, did you leave a tip at that last rest stop? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1324 I told you the wall wouldn't keep out those catixicans. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1325 First it was the polar bears, now these guys are heading to more hospitable climes. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1326 You can have the first hug. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1327 Remind me to shave my underarms when we're done jogging! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1328 Saguaro, smaguaro; who cares. Just hurry, he's catching up. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1329 If you raise your arms, it's easier to breathe. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1330 Oh, I see what you mean about getting stuck out here. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1331 The acupuncture did wonders for his spine condition. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1332 It’s not you, it’s all the pricks around you. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1333 It doesn't want to be deserted. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1334 ...AND, he just called us a prickly pair! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1335 Leave him in the desert, you said He’d be better of wild, you said. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1336 I think it wants to give up. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1337 Who made that mushroom pizza? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1338 Remember that energy drink you poured out? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1339 I was hoping the whole 'women being chased by little pricks thing' would end in 2017. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
1340 I know he's a prick, but we can't desert him. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1341 Did that cactus just say... Don't shoot.? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1342 Remind me why peyote Gatorade was a good idea? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1343 This acid trip is getting more succulent by the minute! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1344 This won't happen once Trump gets his wall. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1345 You dumped me for a jogger? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1346 What test site was it again we were jogging past? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
1347 Don't panic, but we're in a bit of a prickly situation... 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1348 Wait up guys, I got a thorn in my shoe. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1349 Apparently the wall wasn't approved. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1350 Looking sharp man 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1351 This wouldn’t have happened … if he built that wall! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1352 Can we keep him? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1353 You can stop running. It just signaled a touchdown. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1354 Just ignore it, Martha. It's nothing but another attention-seeking prick. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1355 I was told that this personal trainer may seem rough on the outside but soft on the inside. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1356 Pace yourself, our friend behind us can go a long way without hydrating. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1357 These new border guards are real pricks. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1358 Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1359 Honey, I'm getting a prickly sensation that someone is following us. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1360 Darn it, I told you not to pee on that cactus. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1361 You're it! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1362 oh come on, just one hug 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1363 I know you drank a cup of water last month, but staying hydrated is important. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1364 I guess Mexico responded to the Wall. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1365 I don't think we're in Jersey Anymore 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1366 And you complained about chafing while running? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1367 It's obviously been taken in by the global warming conspiracy. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1368 Ah man, I could really use a hug... 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1369 They are taking back New Mexico! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1370 No, I don’t think those raised arms don’t mean he’s surrendered! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1371 He pricked up at the word water 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1372 Oh my God, I think he needs a hug! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1373 I guess not all of the locals like snowbirds. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1374 And Lot's wife turned into a stone for The Wall 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1375 That’s Gumby. He got tired of being stopped for autographs. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1376 For such a prick, he's so friendly. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1377 I tried to tell you that the national parks were closed and that not ALL security personnel had been furloughed! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1378 In case one of us doesn't make it, we need to decide right now which social media site this goes on. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1379 Here they come again! Cactus if you can! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1380 Actually, I think we’re about to feel even more alive. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1381 So much for the wall... 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1382 A local cactus chases founders of Albuquerque's Annual Mezcal Festival out of town. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1383 Quick, he is hot on our trail....well, at least its' a dry heat 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1384 Probably just an ICE agent in disguise. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1385 Looks like we can't run away from this prickly situation. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1386 I told you not to use so much Miracle Gro! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1387 Adding mezcal to our canteens for local flavor might've been a mistake... 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1388 Who paid for the wall? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1389 The mirage is gaining on us! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1390 Once we pass through that nudist camp ahead, we'll be okay. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1391 Forget it -- the last time I let you run along side me it felt like I was having acupuncture. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1392 Eventually the Saguaro-Gumby hybrid experiment went horribly wrong. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1393 Not a bad pace for a Succulent... 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1394 I've noticed more cactus creep from Mexico since The Wall was announced. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1395 Slow down, you know the story of the cactus and the hair, don't you? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1396 Honey, remember that baby cactus you had in college? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1397 Feels like we're running in place. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1398 Come on, slow poke. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1399 This could turn into a prickly situation 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1400 I think the runner's high is kicking in 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1401 Don't forget to hydrate! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1402 Well, you did ask the genie for running water. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1403 Honey-I think he is surrendering! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1404 Honey watch out- it's an Attacktus! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1405 I can skip the water stop. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1406 Where's the nearest Taco Bell? I'm applying to be their mascot. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1407 Hydrate! Hydrate! Hydrate! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1408 Arizona will stay with you forever 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1409 Keep up or you'll never lose that water weight. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1410 No,... I don't want to try acupuncture! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1411 Hey, wait up...please don’t desert me. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1412 So this is what the border wall has come to? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1413 Why can't you be normal and carry a canteen to hike in the desert? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1414 OK, you can jog with us if you can keep up. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1415 I warned you to stop staring at it. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
1416 It looks too intelligent to be human. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1417 It's sticking right with us. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1418 It really does thrive on neglect. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1419 I think it just wants a hug. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
1420 RUN! I think it came from a shit hole! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1421 . Let's hope our mirage has to pee soon. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1422 No matter which way you look at it, it follows you. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1423 I am thinking that maybe I shouldn't have eaten that button off the cactus. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
1424 I told you we would have been better off with a border wall. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1425 You give it a hug and I'll run away and get help . 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1426 Actually, I'm less afraid of walking cacti than I am of driverless cars. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1427 All I want is a hug. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1428 These fitness apps keep coming up with more creative ways of keeping you active! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1429 Come on I just want a hug! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1430 Run faster, it's cactusing up. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1431 Remember that prickly feeing you mentioned on the back of your neck? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1432 Speed up. We're being followed by a prick pocket. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1433 Won’t it be exciting if we become a legend? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
1434 Looks like global warming is gaining on us... 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1435 What was it Satchel Paige said about looking back? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1436 Next time lets just carry our own water bottles. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1437 I think it can smell your water bottle. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1438 Don't worry, it's just water weight. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1439 Slow down, he gets prickly if we leave him behind. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1440 I thought you said it was safe to hike in Area 51. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1441 This new personal trainer is a little prickly. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1442 #METOO 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1443 How will this end? I'm on pins and needles! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1444 Damn immigrants. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1445 These mirages are getting stranger and stranger. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1446 I think this prick is following us. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1447 Running with him is nice, but then he tries to jump in my lap and lick me. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1448 Honey, I think your ex-wife is following us again. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1449 I think ICE is following us. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1450 I suppose a "zombie" apocalypse would've been too cliche. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1451 Please, you won’t even know I’m there. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1452 This sucs. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1453 This could be a really sticky situation. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1454 Don’t forget to work your arms, too. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1455 I told you not to give it some of our water 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1456 If you keep this up, you'll lose all of your water weight! 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1457 He gets prickly when he falls behind. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1458 Peyote. It's not just for breakfast anymore. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1459 It looks like he is going to stick it to us! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1460 Have you been talking to Alexa about the President again? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1461 Maybe we should slow down? After all, it's 150 years old. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1462 We don't have any water! 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
1463 You'll be fine. We won't be long. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1464 Where's my hug? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1465 Who would have thought he'd be the spineless one? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1466 I told you we shouldn't have taken her babies. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1467 Honey, have you been feeding the cactus again? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1468 Oh no, the macarena is making a comeback. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1469 They’re impossible to kill. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1470 Dammit! Gumby’s gaining on us. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1471 When they said motivated runners only, I wondered why we had to fill out a waiver. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1472 He's asking us to look past the thorns and see a lonely heart crying out. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1473 Yes, it’s true. Back in Washington they’re on the inside. 1.2405 0.07027 79 68 3 8
1474 If that thing decides this is a conga line, Bill, I'll be moving to the front of the line. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1475 Stop! Don't desert me! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1476 Crossfitters really are insufferable. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1477 I told you we need a wall! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1478 Tequila catches up with you eventually. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
1479 I get this prickly feeling we're being followed. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1480 Your after shave is attracting the saguaros again! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1481 Quit complaining, it was your idea to wear the cactus costume. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1482 Don’t worry, after Spring Break this place will be a desert. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1483 He’s about to cactus. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1484 Run faster. He’s doing a victory dance. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1485 He thinks following us puts him on the path to citizenship. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1486 It’s the newest border security. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1487 He thinks we know where to find water. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1488 We may have to pick up our pace. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1489 The most important thing is to stay hydrated. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1490 Haha you can’t cact us! 1.2405 0.06793 79 67 5 7
1491 Let’s make tracks. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
1492 We're just not huggers. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1493 Uh, oh. Those New Yorker cartoonists have crossed over into complete idiocy! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1494 Uh Oh, it's the new sheriff, Joe Saguaro. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1495 Who wants a hug? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1496 Whatever you do, don't look back; remember what happened to Lot's wife?! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1497 Talk about carbon footprints... 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1498 It's a little prickly, but easier than carrying around a water bottle. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1499 I told Mitch to stay hydrated. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1500 Please don't stop short. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1501 Esta seguro?... No, saguaro. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1502 Make the desert great again. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1503 I told you to quit needling him, Larry! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1504 I said cactus, not catch us! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1505 We're in a prickly situation. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1506 If you only drank more water you could keep up. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1507 Carlos, I think I may be dehydrated. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1508 Oh fuck. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1509 It's pricking up speed!! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1510 Please, wait up. . .I just need a hug! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1511 I think that signal means he's giving up. Run for it 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1512 OK, I really need some water now 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1513 How can we turn this cartoon into a Trump bashing? That's what the New Yorker thrives upon!" 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1514 Where's a botanist when you need one? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1515 Run! He’s actually going to build that crazy wall!! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1516 Yeech! Some prick is following me. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1517 do you think we're jogging too slowly? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1518 Sometimes a saguaro is just a saguaro. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1519 Free hugs, free hugs, why doesn't anybody want a free hug? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1520 You were more convincing as a tumbleweed, Roger 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1521 Caroline was ashamed. She was scared, but more than just a little turned on, too. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1522 We told you we don't want to smell your armpits! Now leave us alone. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1523 Honey, ever wonder if you're too motivational as a personal trainer? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
1524 Some prick is following us. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
1525 Wait! He's trying to tell us something. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1526 Get it? You put the ‘us’ in cact...oh, never mind. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1527 Oh no, it's that prick! 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
1528 Try swinging your arms, you’ll get a better stride rate. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1529 I'm sorry, but I don't want a hug. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1530 Cactophobic city people. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1531 Honey, even the cacti are moving north! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1532 You know you mentioned prickly heat earlier... 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1533 Excuse me, which way is Mexico?? I heard something about a wall and a prick. I mean prickly, prickly. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1534 Now do you believe in the creeping desert? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1535 I told you we shouldn't have watered that thing! 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
1536 O' honey - he looks just like you did on our honeymoon. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1537 I think climate change is making it too hot for him here. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
1538 Let's drop a water bottle 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
1539 Sheesh! Running makes Jen so prickly! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1540 saguaro you 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
1541 I wonder if it sees with it's cact-eyes 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1542 We will be ok! Its one of the few things that cant get over the border wall. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1543 Hugs! Hugs! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1544 Thank God, I think he's finally giving up. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1545 I thought we left him in the dust. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1546 I think we need to pick up the pace. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1547 I TOLD you that you need to keep hydrated! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1548 No! Stop! How may times... not "catch us." CACTUS. Just CACTUS!! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1549 Wait, don't desert me! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1550 C'mon It's only the Macarena 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1551 If I'm suddenly thinking "sex toy" does that make me some kind of a masochist? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1552 I think he's saying he wants a fit-bit 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1553 In the desert, the scenery never seems to change. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1554 If he follows us home, I'm keeping him. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1555 Eric, I think we scored a touchdown. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1556 It's not tip-toeing and that's no tulip! 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1557 This guy is a prick. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1558 You can pick up the pace if you pump your arms a little. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1559 You know that stuff you read about talking to plants.....have....have you ever tried it? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1560 Keep up or shut up. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1561 Stop mansplaining, the thing is following us! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1562 I knew when I ate that dessert it would catch up to me someday. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1563 Remember not to hug him if he wins the race. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1564 I think we scored a touchdown! 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1565 Okay, no more peyote in the smoothies for a while.. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1566 Why is this prick still following us? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1567 SOLLY, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN AND YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF US. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1568 Ditch the Pellegrino! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1569 You'd think a Presidential pardon would have made him less prickly. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1570 Are you part of the peyote ceremony? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1571 Jose, the Border Patrol check-point is directly ahead ... Try not to draw attention to yourself. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1572 He can run but he can't hide. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1573 If the saguaro follows us home, is it legal to keep it? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1574 It has the same New Year's resolution 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1575 LOOK. A CREEPING CACTUS. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1576 I don't know, I'm leaning toward posting this on Instagram. Are you still thinking Facebook? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1577 Another one got over the wall! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1578 I thought I was parched 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1579 Who're you callin' a prick?! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1580 Oh, you just HAD to go and find out why they're called succulents? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1581 Hey, hey, just kidding! You're such a prickly pair. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1582 Betcha can't cactus! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1583 He’s definitely sticking with us. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1584 Touchdown! 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1585 Hmmm? I give up. What IS big and green and looks like a cactus and is following us? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1586 I thought that Trump's wall to keep aliens out would include Area 51! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1587 He's easier upkeep than a dog, and he doesn't get thirsty. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1588 I told you he’d be prickly if we lapped him. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1589 Move over, honey. The Witness Protection Running Club is coming through. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1590 Quick! He's going to cactus. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1591 These dry runs can take on a life of their own. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1592 Run!! It's the fabled 'Needy Cactus of Laredo'. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1593 How he gets through a 25K without drinking any water is beyond me. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1594 I think we picked up a stalker 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1595 Saguaro aren't typically considered a sentinel species, Bob, I know. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1596 This cactus is a real prick 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1597 Rick, I think I'm ready to lead! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1598 Yes, I know there are no Saguaros in New Mexico. But this one has been following us since we left Tuscon! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1599 Did I leave the vibrator running? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1600 Don't mind him. He's a prick. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1601 Will it catch us?" "Actually, it's pronounced catch-i. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1602 Throw him your Perrier; he'll leave us alone. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1603 Quick, a giant prick is chasing us. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1604 We're about to be in a sticky situation. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1605 I think that he is trying to tell us that the field goal is good. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1606 Don't desert me! 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1607 Nobody thinks you're fat. We just thought you could use some fresh air. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1608 I told you your brother always gets a bit prickly when we go camping 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1609 We're being stalked. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1610 Have you been talking dirty to the plants again? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1611 I think it's one of those prototypes for The Wall. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1612 Some prick is stalking us! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1613 Dry humor? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1614 Pick up the pace, its about to lap us again! 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1615 Honey, when you said our desert run "might get prickly," you weren't talking about leg pain were you? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1616 We can't go anywhere without your mother following us. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1617 We need to beat him to the water stop. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1618 Did you forget to water the cactus? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1619 We have run 10 miles, it is not a mirage. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1620 Saguaro, passing on the right. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1621 Sheriff Arpaio, we're joggers, not Mexicans. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1622 I told you not to take a leak on the cactus that coughed. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1623 Uh, Bob, I think this new fitness class was a mistake. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1624 Well, it seems to be interested. Should we slow down? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1625 Hey, come back. You have to pay for a selfie. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1626 Pick-up the pace, Frank! This prick's gaining on us. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1627 I told you we should have stayed on the jogging path. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1628 No it's not 5 degrees hotter, the President says so. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1629 Honey...I think we have a prickly situation on our hands. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1630 I thought we deserted him. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1631 Border patrol alert. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1632 Nice kick, Harry -- the field goal was good. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1633 It's all about mobile these days. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1634 Just don't ask for a hug. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1635 I think those mushrooms we ate are starting to kick in 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1636 John, did you forget to water the cactus? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1637 Better hurry, he seems kinda prickly. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1638 My next resolution for 2018 is no more Tequila. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1639 As as desolate and life-less as it may seem, dear, I can assure you, the desert teams with life. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1640 Honey, I have another follower. Now I have like 400 followers. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1641 Genetically Modified Boarder Patrol 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1642 I told you, you shouldn't have peed on that! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1643 He's gaining on us, but I bet his thighs are really chafed. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1644 Perhaps we shouldn't run. He could be one of those Mardi Gras people who wants help out of his party suit. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1645 No hugs? How about a handshake, then? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1646 I don't know, has it kicked in for you? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1647 You tell him we're not taking him home. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
1648 Don’t be a prick! Wait for me! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1649 We're a mirage...see,no footprints ? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1650 Don't look now, but I think the costume contest has a winner! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1651 Wait! Wait! I have fresh water for you! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1652 Remember when you asked about mirages? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1653 should we call Border patrol? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1654 Wow, I didn't think peyote worked that fast! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1655 You can keep your free hugs. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1656 It's still there! I told you we shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1657 I know he just went through a breakup, but did you really have to offer a hug? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
1658 How close are we to the border? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1659 No one wants to hang with a prick! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
1660 He's not chasing us, he's surrendering. Look at his hands. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1661 I heard this is how you get in shape for Coachella 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1662 Uh, Peter—Our cactus definitely needs more work on the “Stay” command. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1663 C’mon...I’m not the prick everyone says I am!! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
1664 Ever had a bad trip on a runners’ high? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1665 Darn I just remembered I had an acupuncture appointment today 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1666 This might be the hallucinations talking, but I think we're being followed. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1667 Big pricks, little pricks, seen one cactus you've seen them all. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1668 Don't pay any attention..it's my brother's attempt at dry humor. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1669 Disculpe. ¿Has visto a mis hijos? (Excuse me. Have you seen my children?) 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1670 Just keep moving and maybe it will lose interest. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
1671 What, no group hug? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1672 I don't think it waving at us, I think its hungry. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1673 Ya' still following, so move your cact' ass... 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1674 I told you not to feed it. It's the cat story all over again. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1675 Remember, stay hydrated. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1676 Bob, remember that saguaro you peed on ...? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1677 Honey, why is that prick still following us? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1678 Don't look now, but the guy behind us is a stickler for form. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
1679 Did we just pass Area 51? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1680 Wanna play tag? Cact-us if you can. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1681 When you said you brought the water what exactly did you mean? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1682 Come back here! I'm really very cuddly. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
1683 And when I looked back, there was only ONE set of footprints... 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1684 It's too fast to be a Saguaro. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1685 FASTER HERALD , I THINK HE COULD BE CAPABLE OF GROPING !! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1686 The brochure said, "Come commune with nature.", but really! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1687 It said it wants a hug. Run! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1688 My mind tells me it's a mirage, but let's keep running just in case! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1689 That's it. This is the last time I take peyote with you. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1690 I don't like these jogs in the dessert as much since that last nuclear reactor accident. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1691 But if we keep him, where will he sleep? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1692 I told you. Even the cactus are friendly in Arizona. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1693 He must have made a wrong turn outside of Albuquerque 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1694 Whatever you do, don't look back! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1695 We're not in Kansas anymore, honey. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1696 Gerald, there’s a giant green sex toy following us? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1697 “Don’t worry, he’s just a big prick”. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1698 Cactus stalk. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1699 Don’t be a slow poke. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1700 If he catches up things will get thorny 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1701 Quick - hide your water bottle! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1702 Don't hold up, honey. This one's a hugger. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1703 Your trainer is a real prick. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1704 Don’t even look back Sherry, he’s such a prick. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1705 That would never have happened if there was a wall. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1706 This is way better than carrying hydration packs! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1707 ICE is mobilizing everyone. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1708 Faster dear, or we'll be cactured! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1709 I guess cacti really are territorial. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1710 I think we have a prickly situation. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1711 I know we're in the desert & you're telling me it's a mirage, but I swear that cactus is following us! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
1712 Weren’t you the one who said one more shot of tequilla won’t hurt anyone? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1713 Who're you callin' a prick?! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1714 Dehydration was only the secondary danger of the Ultra Desert 100k run... 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
1715 Saguaro you running from? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1716 Say Aloe to my little friend! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1717 100 Years? How long does it take them to grow legs? 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
1718 The new guy manages to stay pretty well hydrated. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1719 Quick, get a pot! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1720 This race needs more water stations. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1721 I just need a hug! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1722 It's not "cheering" for us honey! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1723 Wait, stop running.....just lay down and play dead. This is a Brown Cactus. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1724 Not to worry, Carnegiea gigantea are much slower than Pachycereus marginatus. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1725 I'm not a prick, I promise. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1726 Slow down! He gets mighty prickly if we get too far ahead of him. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1727 I'm sure it'll pass us at the first water stop. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1728 Make a note. We're not signing up for the Peyote Fun Run next year. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1729 He says he just wants a hug. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1730 Run. It thinks your Ryan Zinke. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1731 Keep running, that peyote we ate had a friend. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1732 Species: Cactus Catchus 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1733 We don't know where the water is either. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1734 I'm not sure if this is a mirage or a migraine. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1735 Trump´s new border control idea. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1736 So how bad could a little prick be? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1737 this hallucination is fucking weird. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1738 I think he likes us, can we bring him home? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1739 I will NEVER put agave in my coffee again! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1740 Who’s the new guy?” “Oh that’s jerry, he’s a real prick. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1741 I think we can stop running - it's giving up! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1742 In this race he has the advantage of not needing as much water as we do. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1743 This could be an arms race... 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1744 I guess this will do until he gets his damn wall. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1745 Oh no. Arpaio is running. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1746 Love the new design but there's no running away from Alexa 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1747 You don’t think we should stop to see what it wants to tell us? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1748 Don't look now but that sharp looking guy with the prickly demeanor is right behind us. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1749 I still think it’s your mother in a cactus costume. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1750 Things have been really weird around here since Trump built that wall... 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1751 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1752 Roger, run faster. It's not even pretending anymore! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1753 I think it just asked me to get it a pina colada. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1754 Wait! You didn't let me get to the point! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1755 I'm pretty sure I'm not in the 'control' group. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1756 Bigfoot Gumby Texas Style 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1757 Maybe it's because I have my period? 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
1758 Hey Dave....next time you need a leak, how about you go behind a rock? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1759 Brian he speaks of interplanetary travel and of having my children. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1760 No pain, no gain. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
1761 Justin, I don't think it liked that joke about the pricks being on the outside! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1762 Hey, tree-huggers. Cacti needs some love too. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1763 I think the surveillance by the immigration agents near the border is getting ridiculous! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1764 Hurry, this big prick is gaining on us! 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
1765 Border security is eating Tide Pods again. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1766 Let's skip our post-run group hug this time. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1767 Honey, there are some things i didn't tell you about my past. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1768 I think someone, somewhere just scored a touchdown. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1769 If it catches us, it’ll needle us to death. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1770 Prickly personality but defeatist attitude. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1771 Hurry up, she has the advantage of not sopping for water. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1772 Don't make direct eye contact. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
1773 This is my last sci-fi movie. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1774 Hey! What was in that LSD you gave me? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1775 Either I'm seeing a mirage or there's been some nuclear testing around here. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1776 No Spike...go home! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1777 Lets wait a minute, I think he’s a friendly cactus. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1778 If he follows us home, I promise I will give him lots of hands-off love and water once a year. 1.2222 0.06915 72 62 4 6
1779 Red light! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1780 I now believe in global warming. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1781 You said ‘No way, he swims.’ Are you sure he can’t ride a bike? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1782 Uh Oh, Hon have you ever heard of a Saguaro Sasquatch? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1783 If you play a prank in the desert and no one sees it, is it still funny? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1784 I see why they call it, ‘the living desert.’ 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1785 I said I wanted to jog through the desert, not with it. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1786 Ned . . . are you sure your mother stayed New York? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1787 Did you notice we’re not leaving any foot prints? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1788 Sweetheart, I need to talk to you about a thorny issue. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1789 This is why we need The Wall 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1790 Now I'm sure the fitness craze has gone too far. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1791 He’s a good coach, but a bit prickly. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1792 Do you think it’s about all the succulents we’ve killed? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1793 He's gaining but don't worry, he's in a different age group 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1794 I still find your personal trainer a bit prickly, dear 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1795 We need to find water fast, Even the guy behind us is singing “ “How Dry I am, How dry I am,, nobody knows how dry I Am. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1796 Wow, honey, you’re really keeping up today! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1797 I know you hate it when I say it, but we really need to talk. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1798 It gets easier after the first mile. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1799 If I knew that running was all it took to get a prick to chase me I would've started a long time ago 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1800 We shouldn’t have had that last tequila! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1801 We can stop running. He’s giving up. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1802 Speaking of GMOs and the environment. . . . 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1803 You're supposed to retain water. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1804 Honey, you know that phrase "living desert"? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1805 Congratulations for overcoming your sedentary lifestyle. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
1806 I don't know who's a bigger prick - you or Ryan Zinke . 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1807 Staying hydrated is overrated. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1808 If you weren't so prickly, I never would have left you. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
1809 Who invited this prick? 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
1810 Remember, stay hydrated. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1811 Wait, I just want to know when the ice caps will melt! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1812 Come on, pokey! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1813 When they named this race " Saguaro" 5K, I thought we'd only see them on the path. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1814 Looks like global warming is finally catching up with us. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1815 He's headed north, but it's probably still not enough to sway the global warming deniers. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
1816 Thank God he can't use his arms. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1817 Even out here I'm followed by pricks. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1818 Did you ever notice it's the pricks you can't seem to get away from? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1819 Told you we need that wall. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
1820 Oh, look, it's following us! Can we take it home? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1821 We are a prickly pair 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1822 Maybe let me lead for a while. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1823 This new personal trainer is a little prickly. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1824 Did you remember to water the plants? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1825 It looks like that prick is still following us ! ! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1826 Honey, it appears that rattle snakes, sorpions and Gila monsters are not all we have to be concerned about. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1827 Have you tried it with your arms over your head?? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1828 Looks like global warming is finally cacting up to us. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1829 Go away, prick! 1.2222 0.06915 72 62 4 6
1830 He hasn't drank water in 14 days, no way he can keep up forever 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1831 Honey, I think there is a big prick following us. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1832 I thought we were running out for dessert 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1833 Dammit, Ted! I told you not to pee on it! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1834 It's my ex. Just ignore him. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1835 I think he's trying to tell us there's a thorn in his side. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1836 Worst case of drymouth I've ever seen. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1837 Don’t you ever stop for water? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1838 You’re right, taking that second dose was a mistake 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1839 I've got good news and bad news...the good news is we're not stranded alone out here. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1840 Finally something to motivate me to run when the temperature is hot. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1841 I'm not sure we're still in the five hour pace group. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1842 Did you bring water? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1843 The mobile border security fence wants us to raise our hands. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1844 If it follows us all the way home, I'm keeping it. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1845 That's the second rootless xerophyte I've seen today. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1846 I think this is taking a dry sense of humor to a whole different level. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1847 It's just an ad for deodorant. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1848 Our new trainer gets prickly when we don't keep our spines upright, doesn't he? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1849 I said succulent! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1850 Saguaro we going, anyway? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1851 Is there a cactus leash law? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1852 I’m hoping it doesn’t need our protein as much as we needed its water! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1853 Maybe just one hug won't hurt . . . 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1854 Well it doesn't look succulent to me! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1855 Do you think those are the new border guards? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1856 You're right - it's NOT gaining on us, but something tells me we'll need to stop to re-hydrate WAY before it will. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1857 He'll have to stop for water at some point, right!? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1858 Come back! I’m just a little rough around the edges! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1859 I just pray he doesn't want a hug. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1860 By the time we get to Phoenix he'll be tired. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1861 Are you sure there is nothing to this climate change thing? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
1862 This situation could get prickly. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1863 Go faster! He wants to give me a back rub. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1864 Say what you will, but at least a wall wouldn't chase us. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1865 They're very loyal and quite trainable. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1866 Your stride is good, but those needles are screwing up your aerodynamics 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1867 Needles, California? Five more miles. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1868 Of course she’s gaining us. She’s been able to skip all the water stops! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1869 Are you sure your mother is back at the hotel? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1870 I tried to enter at 11 30 pm on sun the 14 ( dog on spaceship) but when I clicked on “enter your caption” it took me to the page for the coming week. 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
1871 Free Hugs? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1872 OK, now I positive that peyote isn't a performance enhancing drug. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1873 Can you say "cactus attacked us" three times fast?! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1874 I was certain they had a five foot tap root by the time they grew arms! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1875 Call me paranoid, but I just can't shake the feeling we're being followed. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1876 So...What was in that mescali tea? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1877 Harold, you might want to check your GPS again 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1878 You either water it or force it to adapt to climate change. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1879 You need to bend your arms and pump them forward and backward in line with the direction of your movement. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1880 You said that your ex was prickly but this is rediculous. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
1881 But it does solve the Bigfoot mystery. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1882 If it follows us home, can we keep it? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1883 I knew we shouldn't have tried that peyote. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1884 So THAT'S what's in Area 51 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1885 You're right, honey. Hallucinogens really do increase the stakes for fitness. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
1886 Seriously, jogging isn't going to help you with your water weight. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1887 Run toward the Range Rover, Todd! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1888 If it says "on your left" just let it go by.. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1889 Oh, it's one of those 'adopt me' cacti. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1890 You can’t blame everything on water retention 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1891 I told him he was trespassing on U.S. Soil , But it was like talking to the wall... 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1892 That Joe Arpaio just won't go away. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1893 Fred, I think we have a sticky situation here. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
1894 Maybe we shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms, honey. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
1895 Could you tell me where Saguaro National Park is? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1896 Hell even the cactuses are trying to escape America for a non-violent place to live. Just follow us Dude! 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1897 Herb, this jogging craze has really caught on. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1898 Darling, are you sure about those pieces of cactus we ate for lunch. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1899 OMG! We're being followed by a prick! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1900 I want to tell you about this strange dream I keep having. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1901 I didn't know they could do La Macherana 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1902 Oh gawd Carl, he dropped the HUG ME sign and is gaining on us. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1903 Activewear has gone so natural. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1904 He’s no good at close relationships. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1905 But what if he does cactus? 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1906 I think it wants us to take it home and water it. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
1907 He says he already has his green card. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1908 Looks like the Succulents scored another touchdown. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1909 Hun, what have you been feeding the succulents? 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1910 You and I are in the mother of prickly situations. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1911 This is a reoccurring dream of mine. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1912 Follow us, we know where to find shade. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1913 i don't know if we are being pursued or encouraged. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1914 ...and we were worried about the 'rise of the machine'! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1915 I guess we really do need a wall!! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1916 I am sure Mexico could pay for this 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1917 Honey, slow down. My mom can't keep up. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1918 Speed up Bob. Some prick is following us. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1919 This new trainer is a real prick 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1920 Don't worry: by the time we get to Phoenix, she'll be sleeping. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1921 Remember what you were telling me about global warming? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1922 Wait!! Save me from Jan Brewer! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1923 This could lead to a prickly situation. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1924 Don’t be so prickly. I didn’t mean to offend you? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1925 It's referred to as "creeping cacti". 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1926 THAT guy has been out here too long! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1927 I think all of our options have run dry. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
1928 I told you that fertilizer was too strong. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1929 You did tell him to hydrate before the race? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1930 Our new running mate keeps needling me. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1931 I thought what happens in Vegas, stay's in Vegas. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1932 It's counting on passing us at the next water station, so I think we should push through to the finish line. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1933 I told you not to dump that cup of water. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1934 Another Big Prick is chasin' us and his name ain't Donald! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1935 This prick doesn't respect personal boundaries. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1936 In cactus years it’s running a 4-minute mile. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1937 And you think the desert heat is causing us to have the same delusion? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1938 I told you we should have done the fungus run instead. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1939 Oh boy. I think it wants a hug. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1940 Miguel, did you remember to bring your I.D.? 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1941 Stop being a prick. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1942 Marathon runners are such pricks. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1943 I've heard of tumbleweeds, but not of stalking saguaros. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1944 Running away from pricks like him is the best exercise I've gotten all year 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1945 Jeff, the ‘prick’ is still following us. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1946 This guy is such a prick 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1947 Encouraging but a little prickly for a coach. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1948 Invasion of the Cactus Snatchers 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1949 He’s still following us! What a prick?! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1950 “Run faster before he cactus us”.... 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1951 Wait!! This is included in your Arizona Acupuncture Spa week!! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1952 This cactus wants to STICK IT TO US. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1953 It's pretty fast for a sahuaro. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1954 This is what we get from going vegan. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1955 I hope this reminds you to be careful what you wish for. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1956 I think he wants us to prick up the pace. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1957 Excuse me, may I borrow your fit bit? 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1958 Honey, what would you get if you crossed Moses’ burning bush with Fred Astaire? 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1959 This new trainer is a real prick, but I have never been more motivated! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1960 Some times the runners high makes me see weird things. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1961 Stop! We're only a mirage. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1962 Still think it's just a mirage? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1963 Don't look now but that prick is following us again. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1964 And I thought we were the prickly pear? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1965 You don't look fat, it's just water weight. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1966 I'm thinking it's tequila payback ! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1967 I hate to needle you, but please don't desert me. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
1968 I'll catch up when YOU stop for water. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1969 That saguaro is competitive in his age group. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1970 I knew we shouldn't have gone jogging in Area 51. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1971 'Just keep going. He's offering free hugs.' 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1972 Wow, the graphics of this new Oregon Trail game are amazing! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1973 I blame Castaneda. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1974 Look sharp, Saguaro! Pick up the pace! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1975 This prick won't stop following us! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1976 Something tells me it's been a while since anybody's had any water 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1977 Another reason why dropping acid "to ease into exercise" is not one of your better ideas. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1978 Do you happen to recall whether your mother owns a green coat? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1979 Either Gatorade is into subliminal advertising or my ex is stalking us again. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1980 Don't be upset. Our new trainer calls everyone spineless. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1981 Follow us to the food trucks. It's your best chance to escape this food desert. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1982 You shouldna told him he was looking sharp. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
1983 Hands up don't shoot maybe like we might be with ICE? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
1984 This is better than carrying a water bottle, for sure. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1985 Global warming creates thorny problem for ecotourists 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1986 Why won't anybody give me a hug? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
1987 This must be related to climate change somehow...right? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
1988 Umm.....Honey.....you are not going to believe what it is this time... 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
1989 We're in a bit of a prickly situation! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
1990 I told you GMOs were dangerous! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
1991 I think he's saying 'don't drill in the Sonoran'. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1992 This is not my idea of a runner’s high. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1993 So this large phallic-shaped robo cactus is Trump’s alternative to building the wall? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
1994 At least it isn't jumping! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1995 Not much of a stride, but he stays hydrated. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1996 Let's skip next week's Zombie Mud Run, okay? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
1997 I still think your wife doesn't trust us. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
1998 Steve, was there another missle warning this morning? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
1999 C'mon mister, my turn to pee on something. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2000 By any chance, did you forget to water the cactus? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2001 I meant nothing by calling you cactass! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2002 Beware in the desert - with climate change getting worse, the cacti are getting very aggressive 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2003 I just want a hug 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2004 You should never have said "Boy that'd make one hell of a coat rack." 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2005 You look dehydrated. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2006 I got this prickly feeling that we are being followed 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
2007 I know you had to needle me to get in shape, but this is ridiculous. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2008 I think my mirage is following us! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2009 There's always some prick chasing me. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2010 No matter how hard he tried to be like them, people only saw Charlie as a cactus. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2011 Wait, Gretchen. I just want to talk. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2012 Border Patrol Marathon 2018:Cactus hits the wall two miles from the finish. 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
2013 Maybe not increase border security so much as just wise them up. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2014 Don't look now, but there is a prickly looking character following us. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2015 We'll never win. It's full of electrolytes. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2016 I don't think she'll ever accept your breakup. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2017 He's still following us, he's such a prick. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2018 Let's pick it up, Phil: if he trips, we're toast! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2019 But what if it's not Border Patrol? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2020 Wait! I just need a hug! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2021 Please, stop running. I swear this time no hugs. I’m just so very lonely. I have water-I swear I do. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2022 Last one there is a prickly pear! 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
2023 I think Frank's a little dehydrated. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2024 We just have to out run him until climate change. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2025 I think, it's giving up. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2026 Faster, Brian... he's cacutussing up! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2027 For the last time, you're not losing water weight. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2028 Am I dehydrated from jogging, or is that Cactus following us? " "Cacti honey, the singular of Cactus is Cacti 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2029 Maybe eating peyote and going jogging wasn't such a good idea. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2030 Do you think he'll stop for water soon? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2031 Keep running: I've heard they love a good hug. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
2032 com'on, all I want is a high five... 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2033 I told you Peyote was a great way to burn calories. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2034 Now who's being prickly? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2035 It must think we're with the Amazon siting committee. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
2036 I think all it wants is a little water. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2037 Why is that cactus wearing a Fitbit? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2038 Hurry up or we're going to find ourselves in a very sticky situation. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2039 I wish you would not have said let’s give him some water 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2040 I move to the middle of nowhere and I still run from the pricks. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2041 Wait up, Pricks! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2042 It'll stop when its arms get tired. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
2043 I'm sorry I said 'cactuses' -- I didn't realize he was such a stickler for plurals. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2044 But at my back I always hear Time’s wingèd cactus hurrying near. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2045 What a lousy landmark! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2046 It's just lonely out here; why can't we take it home?! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2047 It's not the heat that gets you... 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2048 Or maybe it's just running from Sheriff Joe what's-his-name? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2049 If it follows us home, Daddy, can I keep it? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2050 Crossfit is relentless. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2051 I'm just watching to see what it does to warm down. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2052 You gotta hydrate more. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2053 Did you forget to feed the cactus? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2054 Pipe organ? You must be hallucinating. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2055 I just want to snuggle! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2056 One small step for a saguaro, one giant leap for succulents. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2057 Wait! I swear I'm not a prick! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2058 His home has been given to Esso. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2059 I think it wants a hug. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2060 Would it not be more efficient to just carry a water bottle? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2061 Faster! It looks like a stick up. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2062 I don't think he's buying that we only drink vodka. 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
2063 Go faster! The prick is gaining on us! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2064 All I said was, "Jumpin' Jack Cactus!" 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2065 It's following us. Can we keep it? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2066 Why are we not leaving any footprints but the giant walking cactus is? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
2067 There’s better be an oasis soon. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2068 Don't look now, but I think a very tall succulent is following us. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2069 I'm with him! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2070 If he used his arms a bit more he'd be way faster... 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
2071 I promise to never again pronounce the 'g' in 'saguaro'! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2072 Gary was just thirsty - really really thirsty... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2073 He's got endurance, sure, but kind of a prickly personality. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2074 Why are you running, I just want a hug? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2075 Too much acupuncture, not enough fluids. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2076 I think it’s a stick up. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2077 My New Year’s resolution to exercise is drying up. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2078 Let's see if it follows us to higher elevations. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2079 He may spot some undocumented immigrants, but he won’t catch any. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2080 I’m training for a tree-athlon... 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2081 I don't mind the creepy following so much as the impending irony. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2082 Don’t worry in the desert things always look much farther than they seem. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2083 Quick! Head for the mirage of the fort! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2084 Every January it makes the same resolution. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2085 Roots don't go deep. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2086 Running with Mr Potato Head last year was embarrassing enough, but he’s gone too far this time! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2087 Hurry Festus, he's about to cact us. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2088 Why do our hallucinations have to be hostel? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2089 When you said that old thorny issue has returned to haunt you again, what exactly did you mean? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2090 At least it's a dry heat. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2091 I'm starting to think we shouldn't set down roots here. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2092 Sorry, water is for registered runners only. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2093 Couples massage? Right this way! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2094 We can't be late to the Burning Man exposition! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2095 I warned you about that last margarita. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2096 If Edward Munch had been born in Arizona... 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2097 "Cactus erectus, Charlie! Hint, hint. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2098 She really want us to take her home. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2099 The summer version of Frosty the Snowman was less of a hit. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2100 Are you sure you left a tip at that diner in Yuma? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2101 Yes we dragged you out here, but enjoy the run and stop being so prickly. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2102 Honey! It’s just that Prickly pear margarita you had earlier! Nothing is following us. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2103 Really? Did you have to feed him? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2104 You know, this cartoon is too lame to warrant a caption. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2105 Honey, I don't think we're in Kansas any more. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2106 Faster. It's gaining on us. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2107 Come on, slow poke. 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
2108 If you can't keep up, we will desert you. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2109 It thinks you said "catch us!" 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2110 Honey, he's just running for Jeff Flake's seat in Arizona... 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2111 Don't try to stick with us. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2112 Hurry, the Wall will be up finished in 150 years.... 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2113 For some reason I don't think we've made any progress! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2114 ...extend your torso for a better stride length 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2115 Honey, did you forget to put the invisible fence collar on Saguaro? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2116 Um, dear, I think I’m a little dehydrated. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2117 I told you, say "they" when the gender identity is unclear! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2118 You’re right. I should never have given it water. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2119 That's a great idea! Carry your own water. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2120 Watch out Steve! Some prick's following us. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
2121 He's gaining on us, but the oasis is in sight... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2122 Hydrating was a good idea 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2123 Stalked by a cactus, I hope that’s not a bad omen... 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2124 You know what they say: slow and prickly wins the race. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2125 Look, he’s not even sweating. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2126 Joe, remember that cactus outside Scottsdale where you relieved yourself? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2127 I think its time for a water break. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2128 Ok, Ok...we’re going. Don’t be a prick. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2129 He's got the home field advantage. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2130 I'm sorry we used the prickly word. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2131 I want a refund on this acupuncture session! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2132 Honey, did you just say 'cactus flower' or 'cactus follower?' 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2133 He's put on a few pounds, but it's mostly water weight. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2134 You always see a few new runners with the January fitness spike. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
2135 'Steve, that pr*ck's been following us for miles.' 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2136 Yeah, but it's a dry heat! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2137 Yep, definitely a peyote cactus! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2138 Are you sure that thing is not following us? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2139 I see the next water station. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2140 I just can't seem to outrun my peyote addiction. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2141 Saguaro we going now? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2142 I don't think he appreciated being "hydrated". 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2143 Thanks, but we have our own water. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2144 Escaping? Relax, it's just a dry run. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2145 It wants us to do the hokey pokey. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2146 It appears that wherever we go, saguaro! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2147 He says we must convert to his religion. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2148 I'm walking here! I'm walking here! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2149 Even the cacti are leaving California. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2150 Did you feed another one of those things? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2151 Feeeed Me 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2152 Stan I get the feeling we are being followed. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2153 That last tequila has been haunting me for a while! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2154 Run, he's giving away free hugs! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2155 My name is Seguaro but I really was raised in Arizona. We're not all drug dealers and criminals! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2156 Step by step. Slowly I turn 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2157 Wait, wait, I'll give you the water! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2158 Uhhh Norman . . . I think we've got a prickly situation here. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2159 Remember to hydrate. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2160 Sorry, we have to pass on the free hug. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2161 Take me with you! I don't have roots here! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2162 Bad news. It's Creeping Americanis Cactiosus. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2163 The new sheriff is less prickly than the old one. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2164 Not to worry. It's an inclusive species. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2165 Honey? What was in that canteen? 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
2166 Honey, looks like the Dreamers figured out a way to stay in the U.S. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2167 Hydrate! It's a dry heat. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2168 If we run faster, he might stop needling us. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2169 I think he may be a little prickly about what you said to him back there. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2170 He says he'll let us go if we water the succulents. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2171 Can I get a hug? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2172 Your travel agent clearly said unbelievable desserts. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2173 She is one of the 'dreamers' from Sajuaro. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2174 I think he’s suffering from prickly heat 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2175 I think someone's position is evolving. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2176 This new coach really knows how to stick it to us! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2177 Honey, you could have waited to go to the bathroom. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2178 You can wake up later - for now, just RUN! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2179 Isn't there an easier way to keep our water supply with us? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2180 Be sure to stay hydrated. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2181 Well, I say if it's a plant, it must be stalking. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2182 Pick up the pace, cactus. What do you think this is, a walk in the desert? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2183 Wait, I have a thorn in my foot. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2184 Saying prickly was unnecessary, but why did you have to take all of the peyote? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2185 Honey, does Bill look different to you? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2186 It's just a mirage, honey... 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2187 I'm afraid we'll run out of juice before it does. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2188 That prick is gaining on us. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2189 Head to that haystack; it'll never find us there. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2190 Quit stopping for water every five minutes and keep up! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2191 He's gaining on us and he didn't even need to stop at the water station. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2192 Maybe we shouldn't have passed up that last water station 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
2193 I told you not to touch the baby cacti on Karen’s desk! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2194 Get in his space and he gets all prickly. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2195 Westworld doesn't seem all that believable aymore 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2196 George, do you have our U.S. passports? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2197 Hmmm...thinking ..Climate Change..? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2198 The cacti? is after us. I don't think that's right. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2199 When humans become the primary source of moisture. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2200 I think we can outwalk the cactus. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2201 I don't think it can catch us, but if it falls over it could be a problem! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2202 Slow down Jerry, I think he's trying to tell us something. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2203 ‘The sceneary here never changes.’ 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2204 Let's get out of here; after all, our bodies are at least 60% water! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2205 Keep going, he's still following us 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2206 Hold your arms like This ! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2207 You tree-huggers are all the same! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2208 I think climate change is real - look at Yeti! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2209 Honey, this is no time to argue the preferred plural form. We've lost most of them, and now it's just us. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2210 No idea how it keeps on following us since we're not leaving any footprints. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2211 Did you order delivery from the Cantina? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2212 I don't think that's just a mirage... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2213 Can we keep him? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2214 I think he wants us to stop. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2215 What was the name of that stalker girlfriend you had? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2216 We raised him from a seed. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2217 That's it. I am off the cleanse! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2218 Lets double back around the ghost town then we'll ambush him. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2219 That reminds me, I need batteries..... 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2220 Either my Mescal tolerance is down or that cactus is following me. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2221 I’ve heard of jumping cholla, but this is the first time I’ve seen a jogging saguaro. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2222 I saguaro someone is following us. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2223 He looks thirsty 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2224 This new 'prickly heat' Fitbit level is a great motivator! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2225 This isn't what I expected when you brought me out here for a quick prick... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2226 Is it a cacti or a cactus following us? I get them confused. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2227 He's slow, but we will probably become dehydrated he does. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2228 We could pour water on him, he's not used to that! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2229 Are you sure that was just a regular energy drink? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
2230 Well, I think he's kind of cute, even if he is a bit prickly! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2231 Those pins and needles still slowing you down, huh? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2232 Everyone's coming down with Plantar fasciitis these days. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2233 They said that removing a cactus is illegal, but they didn't say anything about them removing themselves. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2234 Really, you'll be safe with our American Saguaro family 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2235 Saguaro coming up in you right! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2236 Where's YOUR water bottle, Karen? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2237 Hang in there. Water station coming up. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2238 Didn't you say something about seeing an empty 'ACME' box a couple miles back? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2239 I think you mean "I hope we don't run into any more 'cacti'." 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2240 Honey, I think Houston has a problem. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2241 "Honey? Can you "mansplain" THIS for me? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2242 What college football team has a cactus mascot? I think it's lost. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2243 Is this what they mean when they say tequila can drive you mad? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2244 There's a rather prickly subject we need to discuss... that doesn't involve our relationship. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2245 Don't look. It's a leftover from Burning Man. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2246 We can’t escape. It’s pretty sharp. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2247 Delicious succulent looking to pair with scrumptious duo. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2248 This new Fitbit update is terrifyingly motivational. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2249 Send it back, it's from a Shithole country. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2250 Next time, imprint with a duckling. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2251 I don’t think it can cactus! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2252 Dang. Now we have iCacti? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2253 You promised you wouldn't desert me! 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2254 Hey Todd. Were there mushrooms in the granola bars by any chance? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2255 What a prick! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2256 He's making small strides, but he still has to learn to be lighter on his feet. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2257 Somehow I remember Gumby as friendlier. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2258 Try leaning forward and using lighter steps. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2259 Maybe I should have said 'cacti' and not 'cactuses'. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2260 Honey, you scored a touchdown! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2261 It’s Ok, we don’t need a hug. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2262 We left the city for this? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2263 Aloe, what's happenin? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2264 What a prick! I hope he gets fired, too, for behavior like that! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2265 New marathon technique; helps retain water. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2266 Don't run away. All I want is a hug. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2267 I think we forgot to lock the door ... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2268 Don't look back, I think my husband is on to us. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2269 They say it's good for the spine. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2270 Looks like someone’s adrenaline spiked. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2271 So that's definitely a no for Amazon in Tuscon? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2272 Green light. Red light! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2273 It's cact-i, not cact-us. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2274 Mr. Bezos, Tucson just won't take no for an answer. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2275 Yeah, he's improving but he's still a bit of a prick. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2276 It’s a dry heat. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2277 I have a prickly feeling we are being followed 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2278 I thought you succulents never got thirsty during a race! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2279 No way am I taking him to OUR leader! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2280 Please wait. I surrender. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2281 I don't care if it's native, it's creeping me out. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2282 Who’s the prick behind us? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2283 No, I said we should do a practice race. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2284 I think we're being followed. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2285 Got water? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2286 Well, now we have a novel answer to "how hot was it?". 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2287 No wonder the last fluid station was empty. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2288 Well you have to branch out sometime! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2289 So when it is sentient, is it called Cactus or Cact-I ? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2290 I think your brother needs some water. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2291 Dammit, Niles. You had to go and tame the cactus... 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2292 You'll never cact- us! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2293 Why does it feel like we're not getting anywhere? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2294 When you said yes to the question, "Will I be chased by unyieliding pricks" I thought you meant we'd be going to happy hour at Jay & Steve "pork chop" Jones' Family Sports bar& Grill. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2295 Do you think we're trespassing? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2296 Are you sure this race is a Boston Qualifier? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2297 LET’S DO THE HOKEY POKEY. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2298 I think he's thirsty 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2299 I am definitely dehydrated 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2300 Do you think it’s a responding to climate change? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2301 Wow, this "Running Scared" virtual reality exercise app is really helping us stick to our New Year's resolutions. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2302 This prick won't stop following us! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2303 I wish it were as spineless as I feel. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2304 Try throwing your water bottle at it. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2305 This is a prickly situation. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2306 Arizona really does have a water problem! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2307 Have you noticed how FOMO is everywhere these days? 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
2308 A penny for your hallucinations. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2309 So that's why they call it the cactus "stalk"! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2310 'Hurry! It's trying to steal my moisturizer.' 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2311 There must be a goal line around here. He's signaling touchdown. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2312 So that’s why they call it Death Valley. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2313 Maybe we should let him pass. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2314 He won't fit in the jeep, and he'd scare the dog. So no, you can't take him home. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2315 He reminds me of someone. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2316 John, wait up. The saguaro wants a drink. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2317 I told you not to feed him trail mix; now we'll never be rid of him 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2318 Uh oh. Arpaio is back. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2319 It's that prick again! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2320 That's the one that's 6'3" and weighs 239 pounds. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2321 Slow down guys, I'm feeling a little dehydrated. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2322 He's not that fast but we better be careful at the next water stop... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2323 Honey, he says you’re spineless. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2324 Cactus today, soreguaro tomorrow. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2325 We did move to the desert to get away from pricks. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2326 I'm not sticking around to find out 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2327 Remember that Twitter account Cactus you unfollowed ? It's following us. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2328 Ah...Honey did you say Cactus or Catch us? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2329 Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2330 Should i tell it you get more power if you pump your arms by your sides? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2331 You go on ahead Jeremy. I'll be fine. I'm just gonna run with Chad for a little while. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2332 He's always been a prickly sonfoabitch. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2333 I think we are running too slow. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2334 Really, we don't drink Tequila! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2335 Look—it's me, not you. I'm sorry, OK? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2336 These organic water bottles are scary 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2337 Honey, the mirage is requesting a comfort break. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
2338 I keep telling you that wasn't our dog. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2339 Wait, don't desert me! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2340 I wouldn't have mentioned it if I weren't sure. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2341 Does this make us deserters? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2342 Guys I’m not a regular plant, I’m a cool plant! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2343 Miracle of science or not, he's slowing us down. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2344 RE-CRIMINALIZE. MARIJUANA. NOW. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2345 Braaaad...are there such things as carnivorous cactus? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2346 Hurry! He's hot on our trail. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2347 I know runners can be surly, but that guy's a real prick. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2348 Bob, I have had it with your followers and their organic reaching. I see you ad. I see you. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2349 Whomever came up with these new border security requirements is a real prick 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2350 We're also trying to lose some water weight. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2351 Following us is one thing.Taunting us is another matter. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2352 Slow down, Bob. I think Mr. Sessions is running out of breath. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2353 It shouldn't be allowed to race - such an unfair hydration advantage. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2354 It's such a close race... let's call it a cac-tie. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2355 A good waxing and your love life is bound to improve. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
2356 Hi, y'all! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2357 Make sure you stay hydrated! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2358 I guess John forgot to hydrate. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2359 Cacti just tag along? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2360 I don't find barefoot runners as impressive as I used to. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2361 FASTER ! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2362 No fair. It doesn't need to hydrate 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2363 You think this is bad? I gave birth to you. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2364 You're such a prick. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2365 Our new fitness instructor is a prick. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2366 Joshua Tree sucks... 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2367 Don't forget to stay hydrated! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2368 honey , I think I spotted a deserter on the run 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2369 Tequilla! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2370 I still think it’s a mirage 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2371 Who's a good boy? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2372 Strange. I've never seen a two legged cactus before. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2373 I'm keeping a cacti on you, mister! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2374 Are you sure it's a mirage? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2375 Saguaro ya from? 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
2376 Who knew the Siguaro were so sensitive about their name? I told you the "g" was silent! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2377 We can tell our friends that we spotted Big Foot in Arizona. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2378 See...I told you jogging was for pricks. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2379 I thought 'Cactus Jack' was a myth. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2380 Do you get the feeling that we’re getting nowhere? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2381 You really shouldn't have relieved yourself by that cactus! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2382 Did you say your trainer was a transplant? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2383 He always brings up thorny issues. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2384 I'm sorry I called you prickly. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2385 Uh, was Gumby by any chance a ten-foot tall cactus? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2386 I’m saguaro for what I said, I’m not a prick. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2387 I guess it's catch as cactus can... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2388 " I think he is signaling a right turn". 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2389 Reverse tree hugging 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2390 Can we at least speed up to a snail's pace?! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2391 You did get the lubricant, didn't you? 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
2392 I officially hate the person who invented Free Hug Day. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2393 He's such a slowpoke. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2394 We knew they were a protected species, but I guess we shouldn't have taken the saguaro cactus's photo. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2395 Should I get my phone out and try to capture it? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2396 You're it! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2397 Runners really DO come in all shapes and sizes! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2398 Remember that goofy sci-fi thriller called "The Cactus Attacked Us?" 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2399 Can we keep him? He won't take any care at all and I just know he'll get along great with the gardener! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2400 Do you think he knows? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2401 Don’t look now but a big prick is following us! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2402 Next time we should each just carry a camelback with water. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
2403 Jim, either I'm hallucinating or we've over shot our goal. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2404 This could turn into a rather prickly situation 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2405 Not strange as we're jogging along a boarder. Agreed. But this is the boarder with Canada. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2406 Yep, still there. What a prick! 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
2407 It looks like Charlie didn't hydrate enough. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2408 look at this prick 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2409 Looks like we're being tailed by some tall pricks. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2410 Global warming… the northern migration. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2411 Red light! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2412 I heard jogging might help me lose some of this water weight. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2413 I think it's trying to surrender to us. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2414 I know it was an emergency, but you should've held it til came to a rest stop. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2415 Slow down, I think he’s rooting. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2416 We can stop running, he's got his hands up. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2417 Hey honey, do you someone by the name 'Spike'? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2418 I told you not to wear your Free Hugs t-shirt! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2419 I warned you about prickly heat. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2420 I need a drink of water. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2421 Jogging has become a real adventure, now that marijuana is legal. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2422 I think his weight loss is mainly water. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2423 Wow, it’s a giant Weinstenium species of cactus. They’re all over LA but I’ve never seen one in the wild before. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2424 another unfunny cartoon 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
2425 You know, something about this new friend of yours just gives me pins and needles. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2426 I think I am getting now this idea of, you know ,"global warming" .... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2427 I just told him to speed up a little and he got all prickly. Let's bring our dog instead next time. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2428 That pervert is following us again! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2429 It's really sticking with us. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2430 I think we've been jogging in the desert too long. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2431 We're really only 5% water! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2432 At this moment Jeff realizes his private investigation career may be over. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2433 Desert lives matter. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2434 Hurry, Hector - I think ICE is onto us! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2435 But I never got hugs growing up! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2436 I told you it was bad karma to try the cucumber trick on the cat. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2437 Don’t worry, it’s got small feet. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2438 We should've stayed in New York. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2439 You need to lean in. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2440 Yikes! The Abominable Cactus Man! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2441 Your directions are very vague. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2442 I told you we shouldn't have fed him! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2443 Why so prickly? We're leaving! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2444 Isn't it what's on the inside that counts? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2445 Saguaro you want? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2446 You know, we have a bunch of senators and representatives who could use some spines. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2447 Hey! There is no "us" in Cacti. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2448 Global Warming has sure changed since I was a kid. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2449 Look, honey, we just passed a nine-foot prick. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2450 Don't worry, you only need to outrun the slowest cactus. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2451 He'll stop chasing us when he gets thirsty 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2452 But the sign said no cactus harassment within park limits. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2453 This wouldn't have happened if we had just gotten a succulent. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2454 This dry run was a bad idea! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2455 Heel to toe! Heel to toe! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2456 Not to worry. It's just trying to escape global warming 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2457 Want to rethink that restraint order? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2458 I bet it is chasing you. Let's split.. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
2459 We'll try your hydration tips. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2460 Apparently, the agave used for all the tequila we’ve been drinking are distant cousins of hers. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2461 I told you that guy at the costume party was a creep. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2462 Keep moving, global warming is gaining on us. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2463 Honey. Did you relieve you self on a cactus before our morning run? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2464 His friends keep deserting him. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2465 I'm starting to feel that prick on my back . 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2466 darling, why is there a cactus following us?" "You remember Micheal our new bodyguard don't you sweetheart... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2467 Puta Madre 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2468 Honey, when you said I was succulent, did you have your glasses on? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2469 Prick up the pace. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2470 It’s true: desertification is advancing rapidly. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2471 Go faster! I know a prick when I see one! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2472 I think I need to step up my jogging goals. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2473 Please just tell me why I have footprints and you don’t. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2474 About that feeling of being followed... 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2475 We should capture this thing and charge people get chased by it - I've never been more motivated to exercise in my life! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2476 Everyone seems to be doing cactusthenics these days. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2477 Don't let it give you a consensual hug. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2478 Saguaro you guys off to so fast? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2479 Despite a perfect record in testing, Sally was still unsure whether the rape-proof jogging suit would prove to be a commercial success. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2480 Well, this jogging in the desert idea of yours certainly has attracted a following. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2481 That's poor runner form. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2482 This is late, but for the contest in Jan 15 issue: "I said to beam me up a Scottie!" 1.1833 0.07323 60 54 1 5
2483 I knew we never should’ve gone to Burning Man! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2484 Yes, it's a dry town. I know where you can get a drink. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2485 Caption #600 - "I said to beam me up a Scotty" Submitted prior to 11:59 1/14 (11:37 ET) and not sure why #601 is already posted. TY. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2486 He hasn't stopped at a single water station! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2487 Honey, are you wearing your Cool Water cologne? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2488 Honey... I think we need to pick it up a bit... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2489 "These desert mirages sure are scary-lifelike ". 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2490 I've already told you, you're not getting my water 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2491 This is more of a dry run for me, ahead of the big race. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2492 Keep those hands where I can see them. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2493 Doris, those tequila shots are catching up with us. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2494 I don't care what you think, I'm not a plant lady! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2495 I think it is a Catchtus 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2496 I liked my mirage better. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2497 The date palm oil is working.....just 50 yards to the truck, and 20,000 smackers! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2498 I think he just needs a hug. He's worried Trump is going to deport him. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2499 Looks like we've found ourselves in a prickle 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2500 It seems to think we're off to see the Wizard of Albuquerque. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2501 Do you ever get the feeling you're being followed? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2502 If he's trying to surrender why is he still following us? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2503 We're being stalked. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2504 Yes, but we need to stop for water, you don't! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2505 Wouldn’t a dog be better? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2506 Don't let it needle you. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2507 You are very prickly today! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2508 I have a prickly feeling someone is following us. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2509 Hurry! I think the undercover border patrol guard is on to us! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2510 It kind of gives me the creeps when they use me as their pacesetter. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2511 I give up! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2512 I just want to be friends. I'm not the prick you think I am. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2513 The flora in this state are so competitive! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2514 Worst California theme park ever. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2515 you're being paranoid again. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2516 Go faster! He's really trying to stick it to us! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2517 I get it, Coach. We need to stay hydrated. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2518 Don't look now, Hon, but I think we're being followed. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2519 Faster!, I think it's arms are moving toward a hug 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2520 There was a cowboy, a construction worker...but I don't remember a cactus as part of the Village People. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2521 Climate change must be real. He followed us to Oregon! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2522 Your smart assistant has sent a ton of water alright... 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2523 See? I told you if we try to blend in and stay still, the wonders of nature will come to us. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2524 Look, he's trying to follow in our footsteps... 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2525 Huh. Apparently, they don't run out of steam either. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2526 It's a bit spineless for a half marathon. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2527 I suppose we are getting our just deserts. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2528 I think it knows we're made of water. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2529 We know it’s you Wile E. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2530 Watch out, it’s a succulent! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2531 Coyote on our six. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2532 All I said was 'aloe' and now it appears to be following us. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2533 What are you running from?. It is I, your border security. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2534 And I thought I had a thorn in my side... 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2535 I think it may be time for a water break. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2536 He gives the worst hugs. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2537 And I thought taking peyote in the desert was going to be the biggest thing on my schedule today. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2538 Run or we'll be stuck here 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2539 The vegan variation of the running of the bulls. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2540 We'll just wait for the water station down the road, thanks. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2541 Do you have your DSM 5 handy? I feel we’re being followed by a Cactus 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2542 We can't keep running from a bad mirage. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2543 It's after our water.! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2544 So much for ditching the water bottle. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2545 I hope he's not a carnivore 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2546 Who's this prick? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2547 I feel bad deserting it. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2548 Hurry! Desertification is gaining on us. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2549 Hands up. Don't shoot. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2550 No, Ron, cactus is the singular and cacti the plural. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2551 I may be slow but I can jog for months without water. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2552 Go ahead! Leave me like they ALL do! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2553 We're not that thirsty! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2554 If we hurry it won't CACTus. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2555 Are Saguaros generally so sarcastic? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2556 He definitely could improve his times if he didn't keep his arms so stiff. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2557 Maybe it's just thirsty 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2558 I told you not to hug him. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2559 Ahhh, now it wants a hug! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2560 Say, Spikes, pick up the pace or you'll be left behind 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2561 It hurts! It hurts! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2562 GLOBAL WARMING IS GETTING PRETTY BAD , WHEN A CACTUS ... IS THRISTY!!! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2563 Ignore him Bob. It's attention seeking behaviour at its finest. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2564 I wish it weren't so friendly. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2565 I know it sounds crazy, Mark ... but my spiny sense is tingling. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2566 Between you and me, I never thought we'd have a son who would be so prickly. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2567 He sick of waiting to be held up. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2568 He said he just wants a little water. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2569 Keep running! It wants to hug us! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2570 I wouldn't say he's the cute fuzzy kind, no. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
2571 Whoever heard of the abominable cactus. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2572 And I thought 'Goat Yoga' was strange... 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2573 Go faster, it seems to be sticking with us. 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
2574 Come on, let's go... this dude's being a real prick. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2575 Before we really get started, let's go for a dry run. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2576 I don't think he takes many water breaks. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2577 This is what happens when you let your kids make your costume. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2578 We should consider running suits with the new internal hydration technology. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2579 His dry humor was not for everyone. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2580 I think our therapist is on Amazon again Karl. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2581 You just had to say it didn't look that dangerous, didn't you? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2582 Come on now, take me to your leader. I wanna meet the prick. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2583 Larry, you can take off your costume now. Larry? Never mind. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2584 I told you to drink more water. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2585 I think it smells your camel pack! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2586 It's a special suit to help you preserve water. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2587 Hey hon! Some prick is following us! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2588 Next time think twice about giving some of your trail mix to a cactus. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2589 The trainer's in a prickly mood today 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2590 He's just looking for a hug. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2591 He sure gets prickly when he falls behind. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2592 I fear he's determined to get his hug today. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2593 Arpaio! Rápido! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2594 Anyone else need a water break? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2595 HAHAHAHA CACT-ASS 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2596 We are tree huggers, not cactus! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2597 When you said, "Stick with me," you should have been more specific. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2598 Yikes, looks like the Haitians' voodoo did a number on Trump. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2599 I swear it just said, "Saguaro you headed?" 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2600 I get the feeling that the baby Saguaro we passed thinks we're it's parents. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2601 Do you think it's the peyote we ate? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2602 How far away did you say that water station was? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2603 Why do I have this prickly feeling we are being followed....? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2604 Honey, isn't that the new cheerleader for the Las Vegas Raiders foot ball team? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2605 I am getting a prickly feeling 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2606 Guess it overdid the mescaline! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2607 Follow us to your cousin Wavy at the car dealership! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2608 Omg Ted....Your ex wife is stalking us again! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2609 'I'm not a Botanophobe, I just think all cacti look the same...' 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2610 C'mon guys, I know I can be prickly at times... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2611 oh shit...oh shit....shitshitshit.....fuck 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2612 Yes... the cactus is still behind us. But I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2613 New costume for illegal immigrant 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2614 Hey guys! Wait for me! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2615 Awww...I think he’s trying to follow us home. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2616 It thinks we have water... 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2617 I think it's either the NSA or a remake of Little Shop of Horrors. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2618 Wait, I have a seat for each of you. 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
2619 Wait... I store water! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2620 You can run but you can't hide 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2621 This is the best flash mob we can expect in the desert! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2622 Alright, you're slow... but you have other good points. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2623 Loraine's last thought seeing her husband run away was 'what a prick'. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2624 I am sure Mexico could afford this 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2625 I think we are in a prickly situation 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2626 We don't need a reminder out here that we're rootless but alive. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2627 He thinks we’re trying to desert him. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2628 Damn It’s either the damn peyote or Trump ain’t doing the wall anymore. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2629 Gotta admit - that’s one tough cactus! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2630 Hurry up, it's gonna cactus! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2631 Help....please don't desert me! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2632 i am having trouble reading his expression 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2633 So, this is where they hold Burning Man? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2634 Honey, that Magic Go plant food really works! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2635 Seriously, we can stop for water any time you want... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2636 Border Protection will get you – they always look for plants. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2637 He's built for running in this heat. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2638 I think I'll call the blog post: 'I was chased by a cactus for 30 days; here's what happened.' 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2639 Jogging in Arizona is sure different than in Alaska. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2640 Pick up your pace, it's going to cactus! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2641 It's even too dry for me. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2642 Things sure do get lonely around here. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2643 I said, 'I don't think this one needs a caption!' 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2644 Honey! There's a prick following us! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2645 If he follows us home, can we keep him? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2646 I'm sick of being a cacti. How's about a cactus? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2647 I thought Jeff Flake wasn't running again? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2648 This trainer is not exactly the warm and fuzzy type. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2649 Group hug? Help put the "us" in cactus! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2650 Area 51 security has really stepped up 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2651 I guess he won't be stopping at the runners' water stations. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2652 Oh, I was just remembering my first date in college. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2653 honey I believe humanities efforts to reduce the human footprint are working. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2654 This new trainer keeps needling me! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2655 (Singing) “Don’t fence me in...” 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2656 Just keep running dear. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2657 I don't care what he says, I'm tired of being constantly needled by him. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2658 Looks like everything is jumping on the jogging bandwagon 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2659 I am The Great Saguaro-holio. Are you threatening me? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2660 This cactus is becoming a thorn in our sides. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2661 Who knew! I didn’t think they went that fast. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2662 Whoa hon, remember last week when that tumbleweed followed us home? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2663 It’s not a costume. Run! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2664 It's the return of the cacti 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2665 I don’t think the drugs are working. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2666 You weren't kidding when you said our new coach was a stickler! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2667 Hear me out, folks. I’m in a bit of a prickle... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2668 I hope he put deodorant on the inside of those thighs. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2669 You remind me of my boss and I'm not the least bit interested in him either. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2670 I'm dying for a glass of water! Your friend seems to be doing just fine though. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2671 Honey, have you been talking too suggestively to the plants again? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2672 I think we may have the start of a new fitness fad! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2673 Some of these mirages come a little too close for comfort. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2674 I know it's the latest in hydration solutions, but couldn't you just carry some water? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2675 fred, don't look now, but i think there is a cactus following us 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2676 Sorry, we're not the hugging type. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2677 Anyone thirsty? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2678 Death by running cactus...tragically, Flora always knew her name would be destiny. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2679 What kind of stick-up is this? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2680 Josh, we have a thorny problem... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2681 He doesn't seem to understand that no means no! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2682 The Desert Survival app didn't cover this. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2683 Climate Change is truly gaining on us... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2684 Hurry, if he follows us home, we'll have to keep him! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2685 This trainer never gives us a water break. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2686 "Honey, that big prick is still following us." .... (I apologize -- I couldn't help myself) ... 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2687 I think the border patrol guy needs help. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2688 So strange, only he is leaving footprints 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2689 But I’m telling you, it’s not my shadow! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2690 Joe, jog faster! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2691 That border wall won't come quickly enough. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2692 Finally! We have discovered an emotionally intelligent life-form in the universe! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2693 Even I didn’t think crazy Joe Arpaio would stoop this low to chase us Progressives out of Arizona before the election. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2694 So much for the motivation myth. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2695 Cactus see, cactus do? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2696 Are you going to needle me about my form too? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2697 A cactus stalk is stalking us. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2698 I don't care if your screen name is the Tuscon Tickler, I'm not Stormy Daniels! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2699 Stop! All I want is a hug. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2700 This place must be a real shit hole. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2701 Remember that baby cactus you transplanted in our garden last week? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2702 Wait, wait take me to your leader, I've got a birth certificate and everything. It's not true that I only speak cactus. Who said that! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2703 Don't tell me you're thirsty! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2704 That giant prick is still chasing us. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2705 Slow down. We're sweating too much. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2706 You misunderstood.Look behind us.I did not call you a big prick! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2707 What was it that guide at Yucca Flats say about changes in the flora? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2708 You know you could run faster with if you try putting your arms down... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2709 The guy behind us looks dehydrated. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2710 Mr. Prickles got out of the backyard again. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2711 If you can't keep up we are putting you back in yur pot. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2712 Watch out! He's gaining on us! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2713 I think we should have brought more water. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2714 SNL was right Tom, Gumby is for real. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2715 He's asking for our immigration permits. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2716 Keep running. It's gaining on us. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2717 Stick with me! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2718 " We are near the border, and that name, Saguaro, doesn't even sound English, to me. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2719 No, we don’t want a hug. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2720 This will work wonders for Arizona tourism. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2721 Running makes me thorney. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2722 When we get home, he'll look great in the front yard 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2723 Cactus Gump. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2724 Our water supply is still with us!!. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2725 You are retaining water..yadda, yadda....the wedding is in three months...MOVE! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2726 I'm not sure he's gaining on us, but he definitely looks more exasperated. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2727 There's no "I" in cactus. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2728 This could be, a prickly situation. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2729 I never knew cacti were so slow. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2730 Wait, come back, you forgot the hug! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2731 Hands down. You are free to go. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2732 We better not stick around or we’ll never get rid of him. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2733 Told you to that guac wasn't right! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2734 It picked us up at the wall. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2735 I have a prickly feeling that someone is following us... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2736 Honey, did you remember to bring the limes and salt? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2737 Fine, pass me and act all superior! But did you properly hydrate? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2738 Take me with you! Agave get outta here! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2739 Please leave me alone. I said I loved the album The Joshua Tree. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2740 Looks like one of us pre-hydrated. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2741 I don't think it's signaling touchdown. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2742 It should be disqualified for illegal hydration. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2743 'Honey, do you owe the landscaper any money?" 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2744 He's a bit plodding, but won't need a hydration break. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2745 I just kind of feel like we should let the local jogger lead the trail. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2746 He's stuck to us for the last mile. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2747 What? Who says "succs running"? It is "running sucks". 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2748 Does someone need a hug? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2749 'hurry it's going to cac-tus" 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2750 Let's put the us in Cactus. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2751 Don't look back. We are being followed by a guy on spikes. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2752 Something about a wall 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2753 I knew I would regret that margarita. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2754 It's like we're running in sand. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2755 Friday night flashback... that prick is following me home. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2756 Sorry, it's Burning MAN. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2757 - No need to keep checking on him. The doctor said he is in excellent health. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2758 Don't look back. We are being followed by that runner who never stops at the water stations. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2759 Run!!! It thinks we are illegals. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2760 I know you're feeling all prickly, but you've got to keep up. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2761 Can we talk about this witness protection program you agreed to? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2762 Hey, isn't that Y.M.C.A.? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2763 Don’t look now. The Republican Party is short two votes. 1.1724 0.07435 58 53 0 5
2764 His runnning technique needs improvement 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2765 How do you know a mirage when you see one? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2766 Honey, I think it's just lonely. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2767 Don't waste your time, buddy. It's just a mirage. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2768 Instead of facing the enemy and the very thing causing us harm, we decide to take the easy way out. We run away from our problems instead of just handling those difficulties. Little do you know, it always catches up. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2769 It is bad enough that we are being lapped by a saguaro, but does he have to laugh? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2770 Taking that cactus's peyote was a very bad descion. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2771 I said NO hugs! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2772 I can't stand the smug of it not needing water and "just you wait" attitude. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
2773 All I wanted was a hug. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
2774 I think I prefer the Zombies app. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2775 You can’t accuse me of being the thorn in your side. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2776 Hey....no need to be so prickly. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2777 I knew vines creep but saguaro? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2778 Hey, wait up! Stop being such pricks 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2779 Maybe they should start regulating CRISPR. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
2780 What do you think honey? Is it faster than a zombie? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2781 He's armed! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2782 You just had to make the spineless joke, didn't you? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2783 We had to visit area 51. I said a cruise but noooooo. Hurry Leon, the cactus is gaining on us. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2784 Shave next time. It might help with your speed. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2785 Who's a good alien?! Who's a good alien?! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2786 For no good reason, I sometimes get so paranoid ... like a cactus is following me in the desert ... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2787 Margie is realizing that when you run in the desert, most of the other runners are just a bunch of pricks... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2788 Well, I suppose we could build an atrium. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2789 I told you visiting Los Alamos was a bad idea. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2790 He's still sticking to us. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2791 For the last time, you cannot have a hug! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2792 But Jim, it says it's friendly and it only wants a hug. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2793 Its been waiting for a dry run. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2794 He doesn't even break into a sweat. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2795 I think Amy is a little dehydrated. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2796 Yes it is creepy, but I suppose it’s more eco-friendly than a 30 foot tall concrete slab wall. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2797 Talk about thigh chafing. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2798 I swear it wants to tell us something. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2799 If a cactus dances in the desert . . . 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2800 These roots are made for walking. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2801 They say running is a good way to get rid of excess water retention 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2802 Let's just say he's no Usain Bolt. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2803 It thinks we are a succulent snack. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2804 I think he wants a high five from each of us 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2805 Honey? Did you piss before or after taking the Viagra?! 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
2806 Wait, there's more peyote! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
2807 It’s either following us, or we’re on a treadmill. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2808 Honey, is there such a thing as an abominable cactus? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
2809 Faster, faster – it’s showing a lot of spine. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
2810 "No, no! Mr. Huggy Cactus is a just a myth" you said. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
2811 I’m on pins and needles. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
2812 Why wont you let me carry you?! Don't you see there's only one set of footprints in the sand? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
2813 Don’t look now but secret service is following us! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
2814 Is it cactus or cacti? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
2815 That is quite a root system. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
2816 Don’t MAKE us go back to our liberal coastal city with tales of stalking and peyote! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
2817 my cactus jokes are succulent 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2818 How much farther to the first water stop? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2819 I'm trying a walking program to help with the water retention. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2820 I urge all runners to stay hydrated, but I assume that’s not an issue for a succulent like yourself. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2821 When Cacti Attack 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2822 That CIA guy is a thorn in my side. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2823 That’s not the ‘Surrender to the pain’ I had in mind... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2824 Honey, I think we really need to consider going non-GMO 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2825 Jogging really does help. Look how thin he is! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2826 I now know where Frosty the Snowman lives after the New Year. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2827 This is not a drill!!! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2828 Actually, vertebrates are not the only creatures with spines, Professor! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2829 That cactus can run forever. It doesn't need water. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2830 It doesn't even need a water bottle. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2831 You always get so prickly when you can't keep up! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2832 He may need water. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2833 This big prick keeps following us . . . 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2834 Maybe it's just happy to see one of us. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2835 I understand that by 2050 they will be the dominant species! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2836 Okay, now you're really being a total prick! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
2837 Keep running and don't look back. It's a stick-up! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2838 He gets prickly when you talk about climate change. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2839 Trust me, you're supposed to retain water. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2840 Yeah, Cactus says the peyote hasn’t hit him yet either. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2841 It looks like it's trying to surrender, do you really think we need to run away? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2842 Hug me so he knows we're a couple. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2843 Honey, you were right. It takes about 45 minutes for the peyote to overtake us. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2844 My trainer is always after me, he is such a prick! 1.1636 0.07231 55 50 1 4
2845 I told you not to water it, Leonard! The damn thing's never going to leave us alone. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2846 There's no cact-I in team! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2847 I told you not to feed it water at the table. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2848 I guess this is what we get for putting Fitbits on the cacti. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2849 Global warming is causing the cactus to move further North! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2850 We don't seem to be getting anywhere. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2851 If you gave me a chance, you'd see I'm not so prickly. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2852 He thinks he's being replaced by the wall.... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2853 I wonder if it can do the 'Macarena'? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2854 It’s that prickly Border Guard! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
2855 Mind if I set the pace for a while? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2856 I'm not going to hurt you! I just want a hug! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2857 It’s not hydrating. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2858 Yeah, well I think you two are a prickly pair! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2859 hey wait up guys 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2860 He will pass us at the oasis. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2861 Cactus, Catch us. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2862 Go faster, we seem to have a thorny problem 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2863 Keep up, Joshua. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2864 I think we've upset the native. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2865 Keep running. This IS it's territory. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2866 More than just an inconvenient truth, I’d say. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2867 What if it follows us all the way home? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2868 This diet is making me delusional. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2869 She's a little prickly, but she's a great coach. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2870 Bet you he won’t last 'til February. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2871 Don’t objects get smaller as they get farther away? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2872 I think he has a stitch in his side. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2873 Looks like there might be a big prick coming! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
2874 He wants to get out of this Hellhole as much as we do. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2875 This is a weird marathon. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2876 I think I need to stop for some water. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2877 Aren't you in my pilates class? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2878 Hurry! Global warming is gaining on us! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2879 Allowing the predator to blend in with his surroundings, nature affords him the protection to effectively stalk his prey. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2880 Harold, he's following Mel home. I promise I will feed and water him. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2881 You can do it, Cactus! Then twenty burpees after this! Don't give up! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2882 Look, I can jog! How about a hug? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2883 I'm not prickly! I'm actually really nice! Wait up! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2884 Quickly, before it cactus up to us! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2885 don’t look back. I think we are being followed. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2886 If we had a dog instead of a saguaro, he could keep up. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2887 He must think we work for Amazon. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2888 Unusually sticky situation! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2889 In one more mile you can put your arms down. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2890 I just love these costume races. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2891 He's such a prick. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2892 It wants our water 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2893 Wait, I've got one more: Knock, knock... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2894 I thought I heard footsteps 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2895 Wait, honey, it's just the mascot for that new tax prep service. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2896 Oh dry up. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2897 To avoid a sticky situation, we need to run faster! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2898 Only jogging can't help. You need to work on your water retention problem. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2899 Don't stop for water! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2900 We're being followed 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2901 I may be paranoid, dear, but that doesn't mean something isn't out there to get us... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2902 My mother used to tell me there was no point to running. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2903 Cacti are sooo passé..... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2904 You said your old girl friend was prickly. What else is there about her? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2905 Our hallucination is catching up with us 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2906 He is a rootless transplant - I want a Norwegian spruce! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2907 Honey, we need to prick up the pace. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
2908 We're being followed and it looks like a prickly dildo. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2909 OK you are right it is not a Jumping Cholla. But it is a Stalking Saguaro 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2910 Don't move until the actor walks by. The actor, looking lost, will stop and scratch his head. Give it a count of 'three' and say, 'BOO! He'll jump out of his skin and run like hell. You run after him until the director yells, 'CUT. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2911 Don’t look now, but someone else made a New Year’s resolution. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2912 Move! I don't want to get stuck out here in the middle of nowhere. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2913 The chafing is bad, but oy! the plantar fasciitis is murder. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2914 I know what you said about the pleasures of being alone out here and the silence and everything, but I have the strangest feeling someone is following us. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2915 We may need to pick up our pace. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2916 Are you always this prickly in the morning, Amy, or is it just when you go for a run? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2917 Hey Freddy Look at these two. They leave no Footprints. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2918 I said he want to prick me. What did you think I said? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
2919 Honey....what is it this time? Little green men? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2920 Have juice, will run! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2921 Three miles and he still hasn't broken a sweat! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2922 Red light, green light, 1-2-3! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2923 I have this prickly feeling we're being followed 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2924 Your personal trainer's the prickly type 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2925 You sure you don't want any water? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2926 Wait. I just want a hug! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2927 Honey, you think I'm insane but that cactus is gaining on us. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2928 Hey, my arms are getting tired. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2929 I don't know about you, but I think this guy's trying to make a point. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2930 I told you! You can't go hugging every tree you see! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2931 Doesn't he know it's just water weight? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2932 I've heard of being in step with nature, but this is going too far! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2933 I knew we shouldn't have jogged around Chernobyl!!! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2934 I think that he wants to offer us some water 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2935 There’s no reason to be afraid . . . . It’s a dry heat. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2936 I think we've had enough dry land training. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2937 The beacon in the wilderness is following us! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2938 I know he's in witness relocation, but he should keep a lower profile. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2939 The saguaro is keeping in step with us. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2940 Stay back you prick! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2941 Let's split up, it is gaining on us. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2942 Hurry up or it's going to cactus! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
2943 Maybe we shouldn't have skipped that last water station! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2944 Uh, Ted, we've got a sticky situation here. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2945 I'm not entirely sure, but it appears to be about 239 pounds, a huge prick, and an unrelenting threat to our progress - best keep moving 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2946 Slow down Jimmy! He just wants a hug. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2947 The saguaro is segueing. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2948 Enough with the anthropomorphism already. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2949 I think it's part of Trump's border wall. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2950 I don't see eyes. It must be a scent saguaro. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2951 We'll need to stop for hydration before he does. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2952 I heard Tucson’s Chamber of Commerce was aggressive, but this is ridiculous! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2953 I love it when a plan comes together. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
2954 Honey, I hate to be a stickler for details, but that nice park ranger did warn us to NOT feed the baby cacti. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2955 This is proof that some endangered species are overprotected. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2956 He's prickly, but I find it motivating. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2957 This morning run is catching on, Stan. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2958 Wait, guys! It's Free Hugs Thursday. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2959 Why did you prick it? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2960 Pick up the pace, it's gaining on us. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2961 Uh, Honey, is this what you meant by the new 5 point exercise motivation program? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2962 Cact us!? We don't even know you! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2963 Hurry up, slowpoke. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2964 Hypothetically, would it be cactuses or cacti? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2965 Well, at least we won't need a water bottle. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2966 Area 51? Yeah we're trying to find it too. Walk this way. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2967 I told you not to wear the cactus hugger shirt! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2968 Just give him some of your water and he will go away. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2969 I told him to hydrate! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2970 Hey, Arizona just scored a touchdown. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2971 Your tweet about the occupant in the White House invading privacy was strongly worded. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2972 Wait! Don’t desert me. I’m so saguaro... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2973 She's doing really well of leash! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2974 YIKES, A PRICKLY ANTHROPOMORPH! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2975 Just because I don't have an extra energy bar doesn't mean you have to be so prickly. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2976 Honey, I told you not to feed the cact. Now look what you've done. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2977 It's been gaining on us ever since we stopped at the water station. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2978 How many miles to the water station, did you say? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2979 I'm beginning to think climate change may be real. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2980 Why does everyone run away from me? I have lots of good points...like, why I am I growing here in Alaska? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
2981 One small step for a cactus, one giant leap for fleeing humans. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2982 Thanks for pointing out the way ... oh, and Maria says "hi". 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
2983 Wait, I have a thorn in my foot. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
2984 Ned . . . are you sure your mother stayed New York? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2985 Think he needs water? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2986 If we cut through the oasis the water might distract it 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
2987 Is that prick following us? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2988 I picked the wrong week to stop doing mushrooms. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2989 We don’t seem to be moving. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2990 Greg, I got a strange question: does your ex-wife have a cactus costume? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
2991 Do you think he'll cactus? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
2992 Yep, number 45 was right. Here they come. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
2993 He seems a little prickly for a personal trainer. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
2994 Don’t forget to hydrate ME 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
2995 That’s not a typical mirage. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2996 I'm not sure that's what they meant when they said "dress for the desert." 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
2997 Run faster or we'll have to high-five it. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2998 Free Hugs? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
2999 Y'know... you won't be able to jog very far if you run with your arms held up like that. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3000 Maybe we should split up. I think it's me he's after. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3001 Stay hydrated. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3002 Don't look now but a cactus is following us. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3003 Al! Vera! Wait up! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3004 This is spooky. First you put the seat and now this! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3005 If he keels over do you think anyone would do CPR? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3006 Arizona Office of Tourism Presents: The running of the cacti 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3007 He's still following us. Maybe he smells *our* cactus... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3008 Slow down, guys! Running gives me prickly heat. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3009 I think it's just saguaro to see us go. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3010 Totally cute. But I think it's gaining on us. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3011 Do you feel dehydrated as well? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3012 Touchdown! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3013 Do you think it's thirsty? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3014 And I thought WE had to uproot to avoid climate change! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
3015 Go back Prickly,we already have a dog, Barkly and a cat, Meowly. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
3016 I am the Dread Cactus Roberts. There will be no survivors! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
3017 These charity 5Ks are challenging enough without the humiliation of being passed by someone wearing a costume. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3018 I yelled "catch us" 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3019 If coarsening of society is responsible for this, just imagine the impending porcupine crisis! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3020 But I didn't do any peyote! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3021 Alright, ya gotta pick it up Doug. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3022 Elbows down, hands forward 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3023 How did he get over the WALL ! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3024 Don’t worry, he’ll fade away when we reach 4,000 feet. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3025 I need to talk to Trump about global warming -------- 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3026 That cactus has tracked us! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3027 Come back! I just want a hug! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3028 Everyone is always surprised to find out which one of you is my husband. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3029 That cactus is in great shape. I wonder where it works out. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3030 But, you said you'd never desert me! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3031 Why do we even bother running around searching for water? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3032 Sheriff Arpaio? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3033 If we get out of its line of sight, it wont be able to follow our footsteps. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3034 Wait up! I’m a good source of antioxidants, vitamin C, and dietary fiber. If you’ have all those already, you can just drink me. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3035 Tell me again why you think this is just as good as the Equine Experience? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3036 Ma'am, the only thing I'm thirsty for is a finisher medal. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3037 Does this guy ever run out of juice? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3038 Come on Spiny. Don't give up. Only five more miles to the Living Desert Marathon finish line. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3039 Come'on, keep up! You lazy cactus. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3040 Don't desert me!" "Well, hurry or that thing is going to cact-us 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3041 Such a show-off. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3042 He looks thirsty 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3043 I think he thinks we're trying to rob him. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3044 C’mon! Teach me the shuffle part! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3045 Hey, can we take a water break in 5 months? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3046 They all have good intentions the first week of the year 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3047 Ed, would you please quit calling it! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3048 That tour guide you hired is a little prickly! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3049 Look at this incredible Cactus-Asana: Jogging Warrior One with Mountain Pose. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3050 Sure beats carrying that damn water bottle. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3051 We're getting more out of this than our last gym membership! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3052 Are we there yet? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3053 Don't worry folks. I'm fillin in for Ranger Rick due to the shutdown. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3054 Run, he's prickly 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3055 No matter how hard they tried, Phil and Dolores couldn't run away from their sticky situation. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3056 It's best if we head back to Hollywood Boulevard. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3057 Is your water bottle leaking? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3058 I'm worried about a spike in his heart rate. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3059 We need to pace ourselves...it's better hydrated than we are! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3060 ~No way, honey, we agreed any new household additions would have to come with a manual and a remote.~ 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3061 Faster! Faster! You'll never qualify for the Cactus League at this slow pace. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3062 Honey, I have a prickly feeling. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
3063 Patty and Duke made their move at the Saguaro 5k race. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3064 I think cactus wants a hug. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3065 Henry, I think I'm still hallucinating from that Peyote omelette I ate this morning. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3066 1. keep your arms at your side. You'll save energy. 2. keep up. Only 2200 miles to New Jersey. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3067 The government may be shut down but the parks are still open... come back!!! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3068 Next time, let’s carry water bottles. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3069 Did you invite Jim 'master of disguises' Brown to go on this jog with us? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3070 Maybe we wouldn't hallucinate so much if we started wearing tee shirts and shorts when we run in the desert. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3071 I'm getting horny 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3072 I think it's growing on me. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3073 It's gonna catch us when we have to stop to hydrate." 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3074 C'mon, let's go...I don't think that's a mirage up there. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3075 Get out of here!!! I know two pricks when I see them... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3076 At least he's not following in our footsteps. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3077 Stay boy, stay! We’ll be back with water. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3078 My thirst pangs are really needling me. Also, I'm hallucinating. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3079 Try to keep going. I don't want a high five or slap on the back from this guy. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3080 I'd say we're still in Mexico. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3081 How could you forget to pack water? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3082 I’m the least prickly cactus that will ever chase you. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3083 Um.....About those radioactive mutations.... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3084 Didn't I say "Red light?" 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3085 Don't run away. If you take me home I promise not to be a prick. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3086 Damn you’re tall, ever thought about modeling? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3087 Honey, is there a pink elephant up ahead? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3088 Harvey, I think we should move back to Philadelphia. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3089 He gets this from your side of the family 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3090 This isn't what I pictured when you said stealth security drone. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3091 No gain, know pain! 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
3092 We'd better hurry. Looks like rain. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3093 If it's green, it's not a rattlesnake. Quit worrying. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3094 None of us are dressed appropriately for this. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3095 I think your Ex is stalking us. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3096 Wow, pretty fast for a succulent. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3097 Where do peyote buttons come from? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3098 Your zipper's down 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3099 I don't care how good the weather is; this is the last time we're vacationing on 'Cactus Island'. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3100 They said the natives might be hostile, not prickly. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3101 It said you run like an oak tree and I run like a pine. I’d say that’s about right. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3102 If you want to keep up, you need to hydrate. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3103 Let's get out of this shithole. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3104 It's not the running that scares me. It's our impending dehydrated death. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3105 I think we are being followed and are going to be mugged for are water supply. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3106 I forgot to hydrate. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3107 This cactus is still trying to surrender. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3108 Sorry, I can't keep the pace with this thorn in my foot. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3109 Got to love these desert traffic signals! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3110 Running the Monsanto Marathon may not have been such a good idea.... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3111 Which is stranger? That it's following us or that we're not leaving footprints? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3112 I don't remember tag being this anxiety-inducing. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3113 It's talking! Something about 'facing the barren waste without water.' 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3114 Finally we're leaving this prickly heat behind. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3115 Does that guy look dehydrated to you? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3116 Just keep moving, Marge.... they don't do well in St. Louis. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3117 He is getting to look like my x with each step. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3118 Getting stuck out here seems inevitable. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3119 He's definitely following us and he looks prickled. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3120 Bigfoot of the Desert.... the Plodding Cactus.... the Walking Pillar of Thorns.... the Cactus Stalker.... 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3121 To say the border patrol is a little prickly is the least of it. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3122 Best description - tall and prickly. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3123 Hurry, I'm sure we can outrun the DACA police. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3124 I think it has its hands up! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3125 Do you know the difference now between a desert and a dessert? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3126 I am good at art. I love to read and play the guitar. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3127 No, it was definitely a literal prick at the back of my neck. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3128 Exercise Motivator for that New Year's Resolution 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3129 Wait! I'm the best cacupuncturist around! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3130 Why does he keep needling us? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3131 It thinks we have water... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3132 I don't know, Bill, maybe we shouldn't run. He says he just wants a hug. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3133 ‘We can’t seem to shake off this PRICK!’ 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3134 Cactus in heat 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3135 Needlejuice! Needlejuice! Needlejuice! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3136 Arizona's so desolate even the cactuses are lonely 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3137 These roots were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do. One of these days, these roots will walk all over you. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3138 We never should have hydrated! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3139 You wanna fool around later? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3140 I hate prickly referees. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3141 u really know the climate is changing for the worse when the trees start hugging back! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3142 Well, Well, Well a New High for Mister Dow. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3143 We are close to the border now Spikey ,let me do the talking,comprehenda ? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3144 Are we getting slower or is that cactus catching us up? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3145 That guy could be a pain in the butt!! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3146 Belongs to the stalker family. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3147 Succu -later ! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3148 Is it my prickly personality? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3149 I told you! No water until the 5-mile mark. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3150 Wait up! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3151 Maybe he just wants us to teach him how to walk without leaving footprints. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3152 Captain’s Log – Star Date 2118: “I’m beginning to suspect that the succulent people on this planet are just giving us the run-around”. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3153 Don't look back honey, its just another prick, running for office. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3154 He's got a sharp looking core. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3155 Honey, I'm not sure I like the new "RoboCacti" fitness motivator we got for Christmas. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3156 It just wants a hug, you do it with the trees! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3157 Honey, he definitely knows his friends are the house plants in our living room. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3158 I warned you! They believe a camera steals their souls! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3159 Hurry up,it's a catch-us! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3160 Do you think he thinks we know where the water is? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3161 Relax, it's just that our monument is shrinking. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3162 You think we should pick up the pace? He seems a little more prickly than usual. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3163 Next time we'll bring our own water. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3164 Hurry up, Flora. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3165 What is Sheriff Joe running for now? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3166 I was walking along the desert when I noticed there was only one set of footprints in the sand, and a cactus saying "God can't save you now" 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3167 I think he just wants to play cact us cact can ... 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3168 Why won't you love me? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3169 You know that Sargasso we passed about a mile back, it must have gotten its second wind. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3170 Please try to keep up 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3171 I guess they cross the border as long as they still can. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3172 Looking sharp. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3173 It's like I can't outrun my prickly past. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3174 Even Saguaros make new year resolutions to get more exercise. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3175 Guess I shouldn't have called him a prick. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3176 Hon, that new Saguaro workout monitor works! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3177 He looks well hydrated. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3178 Uh, oh. Bert forgot his water bottle. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3179 Let's see if it can do the limbo next. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3180 "What did Satchel Paige say, 'Don't look behind, something may be gaining on you'"? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3181 Keep going, Kevin, he's hit the wall and has no orange slices left. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3182 Poor dear, he thinks his s#*thole country's passport will work at the border 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3183 Honey, I kid you not... 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3184 Zinke's coming 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3185 It just stopped to do the tree pose. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3186 Keep running, I think it's Kim Jong-un in disguise. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3187 It's getting so warm lately. I could really use a hug. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3188 I thought we'd be first in line. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3189 Does it feel always feel to you like we're just running in place? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3190 "Touch me, babe, can't you see that I am not afraid . . ." [apologies to The Doors] 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3191 You did mention you were about ready for 'a tall cool drink,' right? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3192 No, I don't see any coyotes yet. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3193 It's cact-ing up on us. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3194 Go Away! I'm not your mom! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3195 He invites you to a free breakfast seminar on staying hydrated, but it turns out he's just selling time shares. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3196 These 5K themes keep getting weirder and weirder. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3197 Hurry up, it's gonna cactus! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3198 Darling I didn't know your Mother was coming? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3199 It’s probably prickly heat. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3200 Hurry! Global warming is gaining on us! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3201 Let's get away. He is pretending to be a cactus 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3202 Run faster - he's sticking with us. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3203 This PT is a bit of a prick 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3204 Excuse me, where can I obtain gravitation immunity? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3205 I swear, if you make that "Aloe, aloe, aloe" joke one more time... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3206 That's some sharp motivation 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3207 Yes, I'm surprised he won. But can't you stop needling me already? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3208 Stanley, did you ever happen to see a cactus suit in your mother's closet? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3209 It's gaining on us. 1.1400 0.07004 50 46 1 3
3210 Our new trainer has some prickly moments. 1.1400 0.07004 50 46 1 3
3211 I swear it said, 'You can't escape the wall'. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3212 I see footprints, so it's definitely not an astral projection. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3213 Show some hustle babe, it's cactus catch can out here! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3214 Stop now, or I will report you to #metoo! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3215 I think you put too much chia in our shake, Greg 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3216 Wait! Come back! I just want to give you a hug. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3217 My, what good posture. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3218 Running from a plant- yeah, I guess we are spineless. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3219 They think that just because they're bigger than we are, they're faster, too. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3220 Uhh, dear, we are going to be in a prickly situation. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3221 With those short legs, it doesn't stand a chance. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3222 He's still sticking to us. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3223 Believe me, there is nothing special on his way! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3224 See, no carbon footprint. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3225 Honey I think I just hit the mirage heart rate zone the spa warned us about. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3226 Don't look back, but I think he's gaining on us! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3227 It's after your water bottle. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3228 A hug is out of the question! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3229 Go faster! He's sticking to our trail. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3230 By the time we get to Phoenix, it’ll be laughing. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3231 Did you unsubscribe from the Westworld website? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3232 No, we're being followed by a bunch of _cactuses_. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3233 Our new FitPrick. Trust us, you won’t stop. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3234 Wait! Don't I get a hug? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3235 John, I'm telling you you have a knack to attract pricks 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3236 That prickly guy is still following us. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3237 The lengths runners go to avoid carrying a water bottle 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3238 Where are you going? I just want a hug 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3239 Hey, does Kevin seem a bit prickly to you lately? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3240 We're in trouble. He's not fast, but he holds more water. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3241 Because of you, we are now in such a pricky situation! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3242 If you think this cartoon needs a caption you are too stupid to live! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3243 Even Oprah would lose weight with that following her!! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3244 Talk to me about your performance spike. I want to make sure I understood you. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3245 I think it's trying to surrender to us. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3246 I know I can be a little prickly, I just want a hug 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3247 "Hey, he's doing the 'Saguaro Stomp'". 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3248 Maybe it wants to make friends 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3249 Gosh, he's being prickly today 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3250 We're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3251 He says they call him HOT FOOT ,his brother is BIG FOOT 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3252 and I thought this was a blue state! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3253 No pain no rain, I guess? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3254 Tim, I think a cactus is following us. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3255 Finally....I have a following! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3256 Help. I’m being chased by a eucalyptus. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3257 He started following when you said "POTUS is cactus." 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3258 Omigawd, Jack. The cactus in back of us is getting ready to do a 'woo-hoo'." 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3259 You need to keep up. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3260 Do you suppose it's carniferous? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3261 Can't you go a little faster. It's gaining on us. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3262 Run! It's a hugging saguaro! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3263 Wait! Wait! Stick with me and you'll go far. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3264 I now see the point of this exercise. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3265 I told you we should've gone to Paris. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3266 I'm getting this prickly feeling on the back of my neck. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3267 Good thing you hydrated. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3268 Must have grown under the Border fence! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3269 I told you not to bring that prick. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3270 That cactus looks both creepy and healthy at the same time 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3271 Looks like another national monument got opened to oil drilling. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3272 I think it just needs a hug. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3273 Stick with us, slowpoke. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3274 Yes but they won't be stopping for water. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3275 The Saguaros? No, we're the Johnsons. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3276 Run a little faster, our water bearer is feeling prickly today. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3277 We really need to rehydrate. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3278 run faster I hear maracas 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3279 We should've brought a water bottle instead. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3280 Our trainer is in a prickly mood 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3281 But today is National Hug Day! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3282 I'm working on that prickly thing 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3283 Hey, you haven't won yet. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3284 Our new trainer is a real stickler. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3285 Look out! It’s armed! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3286 He's reminding us to hydrate. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3287 Yeah, but, that water hasn’t been purified. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3288 We're not the only transplants here. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3289 Let's go, slowpoke! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3290 Huh--maybe mine was a peyote protein shake after all. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3291 Come back! I just want a hug! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3292 You did leave the water bottles in the car like I told you to, right? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3293 Will the Cartoon Caption Cactus Catch us Cassius? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3294 Just tell me already! I'm on pins and needles! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3295 Stop being a prick. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3296 you can run, but you will only die tired 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3297 We're safe now; its run out of footprints. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3298 Why, when I needled you the most were you not there for me? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3299 Ok, ok. We won’t make you pay for the wall either. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3300 Did you order tacos? 1.1400 0.07004 50 46 1 3
3301 Ummm . . . did you say that some saguaro could grow arms? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3302 Uh, Don? ...Don? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3303 And people think climate change isn't real. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3304 Honey, why are we wearing pants and long-sleeve shirts in the desert? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3305 But I do need a pair of those little bitty cactus shoes. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3306 just one hug! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3307 Honey, did you just kick a field goal? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3308 Well this is certainly a prickly situation 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3309 ...of course you’re not concerned...it’s ...of course you’re not concerned...he’s got that hard-on for me!!... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3310 Prickly pear? No, there’s only one. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3311 “Quick!... it’s my ex”. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3312 So we couldn't just get a regular water bottle? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3313 I've got a prickly feeling that cactus is following us. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3314 Jason, how do I tell him, that one good support sock really helps? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3315 This doesn't change the fact you forgot my birthday. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3316 ..so you said "let's audition for this vegan prequel to Planet of the Apes.... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3317 He's just looking for a hug. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3318 He really needs to lose some water weight if he's making footprints in the desert. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3319 It’s just one more sign of global warming. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3320 Haha Cactus if you can! Sorry darling, it's Cacti... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3321 Jog faster,... Tiffany is catching up and you know how prickly she can be in the morning. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3322 Oh dear! You most go to my spa and ask for Alfonse. He’s a genius at removing stubble! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3323 Sayonara Sagauro! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3324 He wants to give back our carbon footprint. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3325 Ummm, Harold? I think those peyote cactus buds we ate had a big brother. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3326 give me a W-A-T-E-R 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3327 So it's true - zombie cacti is not just an urban legend. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3328 He never stops for water! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3329 Just a little bit longer until we hit our heart rate goal. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3330 You'd never guess by looking that he has so many stamina. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3331 Come along, next stop is The Cactus Bar. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3332 Talk about the climate change impact! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3333 Remind me to decline Professor Smith's next invitation to participate in a dry run 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3334 Come On Long, Muscle Guy!" "You can do this! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3335 I told you. Whatever you did, we're not the police. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3336 Your Prickbit says just 5,000 more steps to go! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3337 He's fading. Must be out of peyote. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3338 Hey guys, don't run! I'm lost too. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3339 YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3340 He's such a slowpoke. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3341 Finding the nearest moisture 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3342 I have a prickly feeling on the back of my neck. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3343 You are not the Scottie we were expecting. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3344 No, we can’t keep slowing down to look for water! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3345 Don't look now but we're being followed. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3346 I don't care if the heat is dry---we never should have left Syosset. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3347 So long, Saguaro! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3348 Honey, is Sasquatch a cactus? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3349 Simon says: "Freeze!" 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3350 "Don't look now but we're being followed by a tall, dark, hairy cactus. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3351 I think it wants us to wait-up 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3352 No Gene, plants don't like it when you spit on them. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3353 Run faster! The selfie boogeyman is catching up! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3354 I think he"s saying it zips in the back. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3355 Uh honey, I think we need to change direction so we don't get stuck in the desert... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3356 Okay maybe I shouldn’t have said this cactus puts the suck in succulent 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3357 These New Year's resolution joggers are such pricks. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3358 Run, Saguaro, run! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3359 Wow! He is showing a lot of spine by sticking to his new years resolution. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3360 I know I need to hydrate but we are being followed by a "Hands up, don't shoot" protester or a cactus leaving a small carbon footprint. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3361 I think he needs some water. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3362 I said we need to exorcize this cactus, not exercise it. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3363 Are you sure Interpol doesn't know that you pirated that video? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3364 Don't run! I don't bite! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3365 Your sticktoativeness is amazing! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3366 Take me to your Leader ! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3367 We know it's just you in that suit, O.J. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3368 I think he wants to be our jogging partner! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3369 Yes, I‘m spineless and want to stay that way! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3370 What a slowpoke. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3371 I have a prickly feeling 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3372 Step it up, Bob. I'm wearing inflatable running shoes. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3373 Didn't think Saguaro also can get inspired by Groot.. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3374 Henry, when you said your friend might join us on our jog, did you say his name was Groot? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3375 Honey, the hydration station is following us 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3376 So this what we get when we ask the ship to beam up someone from Earth we can trust. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3377 Faster! Desert Big Foot is gaining. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3378 Hey, I'm sorry. What did I say? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3379 Are you sure that wasn't peyote we just ate? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3380 I’m afraid it’s of the woody variety. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3381 Someone in a cactus suit is following us. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3382 "Simon Says" put your branches down! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3383 Coach Saguaro is being a real prick. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3384 You can't prove we overwatered the succulent at home. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3385 Hate to admit it, but I'm not thrilled with this Dali route. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3386 Maybe it's trying to lose a little water weight 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3387 Larry, your personal trainer is a bit prickly. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3388 I think those footprints are following us. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3389 The wall is coming up ! head south!!! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3390 Beam us up Scotty! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3391 I don't think we're wearing him out....and are you a bit thirsty? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3392 How sweet- he wants to be there for us if we get dehydrated. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3393 Great disguise! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3394 Sidney, it’s another one of those undocumented Alien cactuses! Why didn’t our Senators work with Our President to Build The Wall, protect us and keep these things from illegally entering our country? Donald! Help! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3395 He’s telling us we’d be better off going home. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3396 When I said stick em up, I was joking. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3397 Slow down and let this prick pass! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3398 This peyote hallucination will absolutely make my Freudian analyst's day! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3399 Hey! Saugoro you guys going? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3400 We should have take more water 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3401 Doesn’t he ever get thirsty? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3402 Watch out! It’s going to cact-us! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3403 Last one there buys the first round. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3404 Did you bring water? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3405 "Maybe they should build that wall." (underline "should" please) 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3406 Do you ever get that prickly sensation at the base of your spine? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3407 Honey, do prickly things leave foot prints when they jog? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3408 Stop following us and get to the point! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3409 Honey, do you have your water bottle? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3410 Okay, okay, we’re leaving…you don’t have to be so prickly about it! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3411 Are you sure it's a creeping cactus? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3412 Let’s run a little faster...now! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3413 We don't seem to be getting anywhere. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3414 Remember that prickly old man from next door? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3415 You're sure this is the intelligent life on Earth? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3416 Whaddaya think? A St. Bernard for deserts, maybe? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3417 His Doctor said he needed more exercise! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3418 See you will go faster if you swing your arms. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3419 Wait, he does have a point. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3420 The scenery wants us to take a better picture. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3421 Each region has its own legendary Big Foot. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3422 Stop! I surrender 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3423 No, seriously, it’s a Dead Man Walking... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3424 So whose stronger, me or mushrooms? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3425 Run, run, run Sonora, run it all the time. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3426 If you're afraid of me, why did you adopt me? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3427 Aw, come on! I just wanna give you a hug... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3428 I can't tell if i'ts a cactus or a mime. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3429 Why did you have to pee on that cactus?! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3430 I know it's cheaper than a wall but will Donald buy into it? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3431 Hands up 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3432 It's just that what you said really stuck with me! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3433 I swear I'm not a prick. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3434 I don't get it. He doesn't even need water and he's still trailing behind. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3435 Sometimes I feel haunted by my memories of working for Harvey Weinstein 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3436 These chasae themed 5Ks are getting a little out of hand... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3437 Didn't we cancel the personal running trainer option? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3438 This chase could potentially become a throne in our side. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3439 So, Cactus Whisperer, you can make it heal. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3440 Don't worry, that's just my camouflaged bodyguard. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3441 His name is Gump, Forrest Gump. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3442 Saguaro you following us? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3443 'Quickly honey, he needs very little moisture' 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3444 Spiny had been counseled repeatedly about this behavior, yet it hadn't stuck. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3445 Footprints? I hope it doesn't plan to carry us the rest of the way. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3446 I think it's just trying to wave us down for help. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3447 We did forget our water bottles. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3448 I feel like I'm getting prickly heat. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3449 I don't think it was wise to pee on that cactus back there, John! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3450 I think he evolved from tumbling tumbleweed. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3451 Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3452 Keep up, slowpoke! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
3453 I don’t think he liked it when I called him a dickhead. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3454 Did that cactus just say boo? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3455 Leave us alone, you prick! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3456 You can run but you can't hide 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3457 Bill, are those Debt Collectors still after you? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3458 A unique feature of the Tuscon marathon. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3459 Add this to the ill effects of jogging--hallucination. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
3460 You're making a big mistake. He's my husband, not Ryan Zinke. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3461 Ow, my feet are burnin'! 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3462 Much slower than the boogieman last night 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3463 Saguar...no!!! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3464 marco polo! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3465 Geez! I thought aloe vera was supposed to be good for you! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3466 This diet is making me delusional. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
3467 Best not tell him we're running to prevent famine 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3468 You missed the water station 1/2 mile back! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
3469 Something must have gone wrong with the cloning procedure 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3470 That’s what happens when you don’t hydrate. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3471 Wait! I don't want to get stuck on the other side of the wall. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3472 Catctup! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
3473 The Infamous Sonorun Cactus 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3474 I've head of a jumping cactus, but never a jogging one. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3475 Ummmm, Dear, do you think I'm delusional? Or will you trust my judgment for once? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
3476 I'm telling you, that was acid rain the other day. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3477 We need to speed up because the prick is gaining on us. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3478 this GMO stuff has gone to far 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3479 Take me to Brooklyn!!! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3480 Wait! Don't be so touchy! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3481 Don't get prickly with me because you forgot to drink water three months ago! 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3482 Reminds me of the worst case of splinters I ever had. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
3483 My turn to lead. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3484 How far past the cactus was the water station supposed to be? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3485 Keep running. As you see, I will not be deprived of water or testosterone. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3486 It thinks we we're headed to a finish line. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3487 I think it's trying to tell us something. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3488 Our training leader is a stickler for staying on track.... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3489 Running out of water. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3490 Guys, it's the LSD! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3491 Hey! Am I doing it right? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3492 Back off, cactus breath! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3493 I think it's asking for directions.g 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
3494 I need a drink ! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
3495 It must be female. It wants to surrender! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
3496 Honey, you often tell me I can be too prickly, but get a load of what's stalking us. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
3497 I used to love playing tag. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
3498 Just because I outgrew your office cubicle, doesn't mean you can just 'take me for a ride' to the desert! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
3499 Chop Chop before the wall goes up! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
3500 When he heard “cupcakes” he came for desert 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3501 Watch your step, prick! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3502 All I said was, 'You look like you could use a hug.' ! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3503 Hands up don’t scoot honey 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3504 Honey, could we be over-hydrated? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3505 I think I should have said socorro instead of saguaro. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3506 They call it Death Valley for a reason. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3507 We need the wall ! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3508 Do you think this one’s a jumper? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3509 Who expected peyote to be scary too... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3510 Do you think we should arrest it? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3511 We really need to find some water. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3512 Don't worry, his legs are too short to catch us. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3513 Betcha I'll Beatcha 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3514 He's just needling us about taking over the race. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3515 This could get prickly. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3516 Wow honey! They are super serious about their high fives in the Sonoran! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3517 We left Tucson days ago and we just can’t shake that suguaro. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3518 "Did they sell you a seguro or a saguaro policy at the border? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3519 That's what they mean by Land of Enchantment. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3520 We are in a prickly situation, for sure. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3521 He won't get dehydrated. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3522 I think you should re-think your Global Warming is a hoax idea 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3523 By the pricking of my thumbs, something prickly this way comes. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3524 Next time I do a Breaking Bad Marathon, I'm just going to watch all the shows. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3525 Next time remind me the burn your stupid free hugs sign before the acid kicks in. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3526 Believe me - The Pricks are only on the outside. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3527 Honey, you have to stop yelling, “Just do it.” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3528 Don't run away. Prickly personalities have made a comeback. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3529 Maybe it's not a wall, but the new border security is innovative. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3530 Where's ICE when you really need them? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3531 You’ve got to keep up, son, we’re not gonna slow down for you. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3532 He'll win. He doesn't feel the heat. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3533 Run faster -- it's gaining on us! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3534 Let’s not play spike tag, again. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3535 Could you possibly be walking any slower? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3536 Come on guys ! Just wanna giveya a hug goodbye. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3537 I thought you said our new trainer was a cat guy! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3538 I told the big prick it wasn't a touchdown, I think he's obsessed. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3539 A caucus of cacti selected him to catch us. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3540 This must be the famous Seguiro. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3541 My gut tells me it's the Aztec two step. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3542 Can I trust that it just wants a hug 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3543 We must be watchful honey, or this could evolve into a very prickly situation! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3544 Selfie? It’s on sale for just a buck until noontime. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3545 I think the cactus is giving up. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3546 You said it was low maintenance! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3547 No Dear. I did not have too many Cactus Coolers at the hotel. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3548 Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3549 Looks like you're not the only one who gets prickly when he runs. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3550 I thought you said it would be REWARDING to dig up my family tree! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3551 Darn! I was sure we lost him at the last tumbleweed. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3552 The advancement of climate change. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3553 Let’s try Canada! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3554 I've heard of creeping ivy, but not stalking cactus. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3555 It's following us home, but it doesn't seem cuddly. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3556 It's great to see you again, but let's skip the hug. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3557 If we pretend we're jogging in place at a crosswalk, he can't see us! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3558 You take him for a walk outside. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3559 That cactus reminds me of an old boyfriend. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3560 The cactus is chasing us...or is it cacti? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3561 Now I know what gives mobility to a cactus: practice! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3562 Don’t be afraid. It thinks that we know where it can find water. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3563 Step it up, we're being saguarod. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3564 Code Red! Code Red! I can`t shake him!!! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3565 You are scary, but fake 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3566 Drop your water bottle! I"ve heard they need very little water and we don't have time to hydrate. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3567 If you prick us, do we not bleed? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3568 Cacti Nationalist. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3569 This spa is motivating me. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3570 Wait! Wait! He's giving up! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3571 He is not meek and spineless. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3572 Don't look now...but I believe we have been detected by the evolved wall.... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3573 Uh, honey. Remember that peyote song you were singing at the Indian casino last night. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3574 Sure, he's a bit prickly. But it's cheaper than taking bottled water. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3575 Oh, look! There's a cactus following us! Chuck! Really! This time I'm not kidding! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3576 It's a thousand miracles - they can go so long without water. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3577 He's saying, it's called The Needle' at Arthur Murray's'! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3578 Cactus boy want hug! Cactus boy want hug! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3579 I think we’re over-running the cactus. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3580 Who ever heard of a cactus that can give you "The Finger?" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3581 Does George seem prickly today? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3582 I shouldn't have had that agave nectar. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3583 Uh Honey, I've got a thorny issue to discuss with you 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3584 It's sticking with us. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
3585 Stop worrying, we would never desert you. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3586 Why did we have to vacation in Arizoona? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3587 What a creep! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3588 Hear no evil, see no evil but evil prevails! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3589 Mexico will pay for that. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3590 The prickliness of slow-pace runners is unyielding. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3591 This new Desert Marathon has some great motivators! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3592 He won't hurt you, honey. He's got a spine. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3593 He can come along, even though he can be very picky. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3594 Is it just me or is that cactus following us? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3595 You're so uptight, Geoffrey. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3596 Can we keep him? Please, please, please! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
3597 When is the last time you called your mother? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3598 What's he getting all prickly about? He's got water than we do. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
3599 Can't touch this. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3600 Bob, I think that cactus is chasing us..." "Relax, It's more afraid of you than you are of it 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3601 He seems to be carrying a lot of water. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3602 No. It's not Joe Arpaio. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3603 'hurry it's going to cac-tus" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3604 We're leaving you here because you've outgrown our welcome mat. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3605 I told you not to make eye contact. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3606 we have to keep running; saguaros are protected 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3607 I hope you won't find this too prickly, but I'm taking the lead for a while. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3608 When you said we'd hire a discreet body guard I had a different image. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3609 You can take the girl out of the desert, but apparently, you can't take the desert out of the girl. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3610 I still think he needs more water to keep up with us. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3611 What's the matter Saguaro, can't you keep up? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3612 Excuse me, ma'am. Could I trouble you for some directions? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3613 It says we need 3000 more steps or it falls on us! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3614 Yeti or not, let's get away from here. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3615 It's sticking with us. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3616 This sends a chill down my spine. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3617 Run faster dear, I think Bannon has our back! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3618 Can't stop. We try to avoid sticky situations. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3619 Please, I just need some water! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3620 So, where do you stand on Climate Change? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3621 The new running coach seemed a bit prickly at first but I'm warming up to him. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3622 I think we're being followed. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3623 Look at that guy following us. What a prick! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3624 Keep jogging - maybe you'll live as long as I have. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3625 Wait! I have more to offer than him. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3626 Don't let him get too close, sweetie. He can be a real prick. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3627 In this heat, at least we don't have to carry him. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3628 We said we don't want your stupid free hugs! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3629 Don't you hate it when pricks' follow you? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3630 I think it wants our tequila. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3631 Yeah, he's slow, but he carries a lot of water inside. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3632 Marvin, you remember how the Mona Lisa's eyes seemed to be following us…? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3633 Didn't we lap that guy an hour ago? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3634 You're not as succulent as you think. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3635 They prided themselves that their pace runners were so motivating. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3636 And you complain about your bone spurs ... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3637 Run Run as fast as you an you can't catch me. YOUR A CACTUS! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3638 I heard there was a run on saguaros. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3639 I think it's trying to learn the cha cha cha. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3640 You can't cacti us! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3641 Hey. You’re getting upper body exercise too. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3642 I think your pet cactus got out of the yard. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3643 hey, what's family without a bit prickly conversation??! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3644 I’m not impressed. It’s a dry heat. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3645 Are these the ones that we’re supposed to zig-zag or climb a tree? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3646 Honey? I think I left the iron on! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3647 A literal stalk-er. The police won't believe us. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3648 Her arms are up, Clyde. Stop running, she's looking to dance, not hug. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
3649 Oh Wait! Don't worry, I think that it's a Mexican Running Cactus - eventually it's going to hit the wall. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3650 It's great for the spine! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3651 Hey, please do not desert me! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3652 Everything in the desert has a prick. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3653 ... with postmodernism and all... I just feel so up-rooted! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3654 #forgotcactusspray 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3655 I heard Carlos Castaneda lives around here somewhere. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3656 Jogging dehydrated really makes you feel like you are not making any progress. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3657 I think it’s a stick up. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3658 Don't worry. It's just Jeff Flake hiding from presidential tweets. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3659 The oil drillers are coming! The oil drillers are coming! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3660 Maybe we should tell it that Mexico is the other direction. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3661 On second thought, your favorite barbeque joint is a great idea. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3662 Don't look now, but I think we've picked up a stray. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3663 Do you need to stop for some water? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3664 Remember to plant your feet properly 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3665 Junior has taken his magic course too far this time! 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
3666 You're looking a little parched, Debbie. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3667 I know cactuses adapt to their surroundings, but this is ridiculous!" 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3668 Yeah, he's still there. He'll eventually run out of footsteps. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3669 The Earthling's intelligence is small, and this one can't even speak. But he can beg. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3670 Take me home! I promise not be too prickly. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3671 I think this is the part when we're supposed to start feeling runner's high. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3672 Help me! I’m running dry! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3673 Don't worry, he's just drafting us. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3674 I thought I was running on pins & needles. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3675 Let's go, its too stuck up. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3676 Yes, we are in the Saguaro 10 k. “Didn’t know the cactus would be participating! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3677 Running after us? I'd worry about that wall if I were you. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3678 I thought Cactus had roots not feet. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3679 I can't believe that you're surrendering after jogging five steps! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3680 What did you say to make him so prickly? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
3681 Honey, don't you think he took "Hands up, don't shoot" a little too far? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
3682 When you get so paranoid after surgery I am not sure going to Mexico for your boobie job was our best decision. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
3683 I think we're being joined by one of the side-straddle-Hopis. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
3684 On second thought, maybe we shouldn’t have thrown our water bottles into the desert. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3685 You're lagging. A thorn in your side is no excuse. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3686 I think we're being stalked, honey. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3687 If there's a bounty for illegal cacti aliens, let's get a tequila one next time. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3688 Don't leave me 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3689 How many times have I told you? I was angry at Nathan when I called him the biggest prick this side of The Alamo! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3690 'tas saguaro? 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3691 Prickly Pete sighted still on the run! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3692 Stop following me or I'll report you've got loose again. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3693 ... that's what it's all about. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3694 Why would she want to leave a town like Tucson? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3695 Wait, I just need to get back inside Bears Ears. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3696 The only thing that really hurts is that we?be been running for 8 miles! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3697 Hey wait up, I think the cactus wants something! 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3698 I hope we get out of here before it gets dark. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3699 Are you sure we have our passports? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3700 I am still on fence about the new "Ouch to 5K" app. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3701 No thank you. I am not interested in a prickly running partner. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3702 I'm not being inappropriate, I'm always shaped like this. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3703 Just ignore him, Heidi. He's only trying to get your attention. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3704 Was it something we said? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3705 can we be your best friend? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3706 High-spine chase 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3707 Do you think he was lying when he said he was a vegan? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3708 Is it cactus or cacti? I can never remember. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3709 Hey, you guys. Wait for me! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3710 Henry! He says he just wants to look at your prickly pear. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3711 I think it’s about to give up. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3712 Are you staying dehydrated? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3713 Wait! We are all migrants now! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3714 Honey, his running form is way off—maybe we should tell him? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3715 Guess there isn't much water left from where it comes from 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3716 I'm guessing he just found out Saguaro is a non native species and he thinks he's getting deported. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3717 Surely you can make room for dessert? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3718 What is this hydration you speak of? 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3719 What, never seen a walking cactus before? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3720 Helen, it's not blurry enough to be BigFoot 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3721 Don't get prickly with me. You're the one who insisted on running barefoot. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3722 Oh no! An escapee from the Moving Goalpost tryouts. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3723 The heat is catching up with us. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3724 I know this sounds crazy, but… 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3725 You told me there was no such thing as a saguaro Zombie!!!! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3726 It's a Succulent Suckubus! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3727 Run faster, Margaret—he thinks we’re here for the dessert. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3728 Come on Dan, he just wants a hug... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3729 for a runner he's got a prickly attitude 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3730 Why are there mountains in the desert? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3731 She found the total protection jogger suit on the sale rack. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3732 It looks like your prickly friend forgot to hydrate. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3733 A bellwether walk-run race is to be held for them in the next Olympics. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3734 Why cacti jog with you? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3735 Don't forget to hydrate! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3736 Men are such pricks. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3737 You won’t believe the last friend request I got. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3738 The natives will do anything to avoid an entry fee for the marathon! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3739 He gets so prickly whenever we pass him. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3740 I told you,we left our IDs at the house. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3741 That Taco Time mascot's gaining on us! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3742 I told you that’s impossible. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3743 When cactus man dances we u turn back to camp. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3744 I just want to get a selfie! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3745 Honey, I think we're being followed. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3746 And who's going to die of thirst? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3747 Natural running! Cool! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3748 Let's get out of here, Dave. Sasquatch's cousin is in a prickly mood. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3749 This is a MeToo moment, big man. All I have to do is out-run you. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3750 Oh no, it's that needling cactus again! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3751 You shouldn't have mentioned our hotel pool a minute ago. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3752 I told you if you ordered the cactus salad it would eventually catch up with you. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3753 I think we are being targeted by a North Korean missile! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3754 Honey, I'd suguaro it's following us. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3755 Are we chasing him? Or is he chasing us? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3756 Honey, I think you over-watered the cactus again 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3757 Listen! I said No, you big prick! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3758 Submission 672: Border Patrol Cacti. All those in Favor? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3759 I'm afraid Nature final decided it wants to be one with us. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3760 All I said was how sad it was pearless. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3761 I think he wants to sell us more peyote buttons. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3762 Saguaro! Saguaro! I love ya Saguaro! You're always a day away! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3763 Metaphor for that one person at the office 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3764 Ah, are we running anywhere near a colder climate? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3765 Come on, Honey. Prickly Foot is only a desert hallucination. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3766 I’m coming with you. I can’t stand how warm it’s getting out here! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3767 To help assist Amanda with rent and utilities, Linda and Michael decided to forgo their gym membership and push their retirement date out another two years. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3768 Self, you are not going to be jealous of a plant. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3769 "I shall avenge Spike!" (Apologies to Charles Schulz) 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3770 Honey...don't look back! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3771 Hey, don't leave me alone out here with no water. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3772 Cact-us r us 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3773 I think it wants to tell us something 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3774 Yes, Captain Picarf. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3775 2018 Sodom and Gomorrah Marathon 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3776 And for God's sake, try to keep up! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3777 I think we're doing this wrong, honey. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3778 Looks like Gumby has developed a bad case of acne. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3779 No it ‘s not doing saguaro Zumba. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3780 That fucking cactus is moving 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3781 Following their scent inconspicuously for hours, Carl was finally closing in on the humans. He could almost taste their sweet sweat. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3782 Do you think he gets more traction with those shoes? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3783 Eating that cactus earlier is disagreeing with me. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3784 "I guess some people are just born to be victims. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3785 We've never had a drought this bad. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3786 C'mon, just one hug, one little hug! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3787 Spike Jones and his City Slickers 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3788 When I suggested that you spike your hair, that's not what I had in mind. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3789 He's not staying hydrated. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3790 You can't cacti us! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3791 No panic! It is only that running gag again. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3792 Let's hope a case of pins and needles slows it down! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3793 I told you protection orders don't apply to cactus's. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3794 That must be a "So how are you" sujaro following us. Jessica Dean Batavia. Ill. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3795 It's The Thing from another desert. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3796 No I swear, it wasn't me. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3797 I tawt I taw a saguaro following us. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3798 Wait up! Don’t leave me in this god forsaken place! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3799 Ahhh! Run! Pokey from Mario Bros is alive! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3800 He’ll never last the full 10K. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3801 But Mom used to let me keep everything which followed me home. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3802 I think the president is following us. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3803 He won't last long barefooted. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3804 I hear they're combing the art schools for Border Patrol candidates. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
3805 you know john that thing kinda looks like your massive fucking cock 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3806 Succulents have a distinct advantage in the Badwater Ultramarathon, because they don't require much water......good or bad. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3807 Bob, look! I think hydrating is over-rated. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3808 Faster! I hear our new personal trainer can get awful prickly. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3809 It's okay! Everyone's always bummed I'm not Jesus too! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3810 "Jogging" not "jagging"...now go away! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3811 What time's your mother's flight? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3812 The sap's running. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
3813 We should write a song about the jogging Saguaro. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
3814 Run Faster...It's still sticking with us. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
3815 Guess what? I can prove there's global warming! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
3816 I think we finally found a Center. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
3817 Honey, I think there is a grey inside that cactus and I don't think he is surrendering. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
3818 Look Bob....A Southwestern Chris Christie...... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
3819 The heat can sure sneak up on you here. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3820 Ted did you say , curiously this race is called the prickly 10k ? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3821 Who dat big bitch 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3822 He says he wants our peyote! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3823 He wants directions to a desert 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3824 Don't worry; his spines slow him down! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3825 That thing’s a real thorn in the backside! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3826 Stop being so prickly! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3827 Sweetie, I promise we'll give you a hug after our morning run. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3828 I think it’s following us home. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3829 And away we saguaro! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3830 Impressive for being dehydrated. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3831 Honey, that cactus I squatted behind is now following us! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3832 Jogging is no reason to give us the finger. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3833 Now I know how the Minutemen feel 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3834 If you trying to find my facial expressions don't bother, I got a mean pokerface. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3835 Don't look now, but I think he's gaining on us. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3836 It’s the not so stable genus, Prickus Omnitweetum.” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3837 ET... is that you?!? You came back from HOME? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3838 I told you not to take him for a walk with us. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3839 Being followed is spooky enough, but his hugs are really prickly. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3840 “Run!” It’s a desert predator! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3841 Hey, Bob. Weren't natural floral included in the immigration ban? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3842 Hon, I think Spikey needs a break. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3843 I do believe that that anthropomorph is following us. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3844 Is that rocket man? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3845 Be sure to stay hydrated. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3846 Okay already, we get your point 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3847 I swear, it’s not contagious! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3848 Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito..... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3849 Don't look back. Somebody might be following you (Satchel Paige) 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3850 I've told you, even here they would know that we didn't pay our taxes. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3851 John, we've got a prickly situation. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3852 'It followed us home doesn't work.' It's no longer protected. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3853 No worries!! Just need directions to Times Square. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3854 Saguaro you going? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3855 I need to get rid of some water weight. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3856 Maxwell Smart is still tailing us. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3857 I think its rapping, ‘Keep the beat, beat the heat, say adios Saguaro in Sonora’ 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3858 You prick! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3859 I told you not to mention nopales. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3860 Texas Saguaro Massacre 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3861 sorry were leaving we dont hug anything with thorns 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3862 His thorns are like cleats...he's gaining on us. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3863 Run faster the cactus is gaining on us. Stop a minute honey. More then one is cactUS. One is a cactI. Now runnnn. Ouch 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3864 The word 'spineless' means something different to him. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3865 Too hot to walk? You have a point. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3866 Please don't leave. I promise not to hug you again. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3867 Pick up the pace!! Won the Saguaro 10K and said he really wanted to stick it to us. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3868 Speed up, Abe... it's that stalker again... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3869 I’m trying to reduce my urban footprint. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3870 Hurry before it cactus up to us! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3871 Not what I imagined when you suggested a dry run. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3872 And so began Sarah’s vision jog. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3873 You'll never cact- us! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3874 My recurring "chase" nightmare... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3875 did you save me any of the mexican?! 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3876 I thought you promised to make our borders safe. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3877 He's really sticking to us 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3878 But he looks friendly. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3879 Someone needs to tell Bob to chill he's acting thirsty af 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3880 Don't run, I am only a carbon footprint. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3881 Why did you have to say that cactus looks like your ex wife! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3882 Run, it’s alive and he’s horny 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3883 The only one he knows is "Tumbling Tumbleweeds'" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3884 Honey, feel like making some tequila after our run? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3885 He seems friendly enough, but his hugs could be troubling. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3886 Shadowed by a saguaro. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3887 We should have stopped for water!! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3888 Remind me to skip the peyote entree next time. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3889 When is the next water station? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3890 Which watering can did you use? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3891 Just relax honey; he's not trying to prick me. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3892 Don't pay attention to that my dear. Just run faster to get home and read Trump's tweeter about that. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3893 I didn't know running had side effects! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3894 Surrender is not in his vocabulary. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3895 If you think this is tough, wait till you compete in the pole vault! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3896 Run for it! The peyote around here really kicks butt! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3897 Not yet, Rocky. Not yet. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3898 Hey, slow down. I am about five times your age! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3899 How do you think it stays hydrated? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3900 Sorry to bring up a thorny topic..... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3901 There's nothing big and beautiful about this 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3902 Please keep me, have you never heard of Imprinting ? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3903 Honey, I think we should head for the Natural History Museum. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3904 Hey guys, don’t desert me. I can’t stand the heat! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3905 We have to move faster, big foot is gaining on us. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3906 Come back, come back ... I'm not that prickly ... ! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3907 Are you an ICE robot? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3908 Hurry! Yond cactus has a lean and hungry look! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3909 I think he's giving up. He can't keep up with us. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3910 What a slowpoke. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3911 Hurry, the big thorny dildo is getting closer! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3912 I told you someone was following us... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3913 You had one job Saguaro, count to one hundred... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3914 Honey, we have a succulant on our tail. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3915 It's not a proper cactus dance, but who are we to criticize? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3916 A smuggler! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3917 When I said 'grow a spine' I didn't mean that literally! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3918 I TOLD you that jogging in the desert with no water was a bad idea! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3919 When Sheila said that the new trainer was a little bit prickly, this isn’t what I thought she meant. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3920 She got prickly when I told her you were already married 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3921 The rumors were true. He thought the wall idea had gotten old. They’re all along the border. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3922 Say, where-o we running? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3923 I think Ken has been juicing greens a little too much. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3924 Our prickly friend never gives up! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3925 Has it gotten too much rain? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3926 I think your wife is still suspicious. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3927 Well, I guess Arizona made it to the Super Bowl. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3928 That saguaro is creeping me out. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3929 I knew about the jumping cactus... I guess there are jogging cacti too! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3930 Beware: When you least expect it, Joe Arpaio will catch up with you! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3931 It thinks you're Tom Hanks. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3932 Just tell him that this is not the traveling company for "Lost Horizon". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3933 Remember throwing away the giant cactus your mother gave us? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3934 Let it pass, but don't touch. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3935 No, no! You put your right foot in before you take it out! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3936 (Whispering) “We’re being followed.” 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3937 I think he wants his peyote back... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3938 Told you that running was addictive. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3939 Keep going! Needles isn't too far away. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3940 Your ex-wife’s camouflage technique is really getting better. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3941 This guy is starting to stick too close to me. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3942 I'd never walk a mile in its shoes! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3943 Wow, Ben, even the cacti in this state move with more spine and speed then Congress! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3944 Honey, can you tell how your crazy ex looked like? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3945 Oh c’mon, let’s stick around here for awhile. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3946 Special permits must be obtained to move. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3947 I told you we should have gotten a dog! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3948 I think I'm starting to feel something. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3949 This creeper is a real thorn in my side. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3950 Tell Mr. Gump he has another follower. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3951 We're testing the new Dry Air Jordans. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3952 Really Dear, my mother just wants to give you a hug! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3953 Do you think he is after our bottles of water? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3954 Sorry, I don’t have a water bottle. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3955 The situation is getting a little prickly. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3956 You may have a stitch, but Steve's cactus. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3957 We're not going too fast, and I just think you're being a little prickly about it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3958 I think he just quit and said the hell with this! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3959 It still wants to do the macarena. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3960 This is not a drill!!! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3961 Don't leave me out here, all alone! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3962 I don't think this is the way to water. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3963 Yeah, he's getting a little out of shape. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3964 Global Warm-Up on Global Warning 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3965 Ever since Peyote Jack replaced Hochuli you've become one hell of a field goal kicker. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3966 We're almost there, don't turn back now! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3967 I bet it will pass us at the next water stop. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3968 Run for the camera, its Big Foot in saguaro clothing. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3969 Help. The water station only had Gatoraid. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3970 I think the Arizona Cardinals scored again. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3971 Honey, run faster! The prick is gaining the lead!! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3972 Just like I said, honey...everyone is trying to stay in shape! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3973 His poke is painful even if it is slow. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3974 Except for the prickly spines, I would be interested! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3975 Hey Bert, something tells me that insurance claim you have in for your 'bad back' is gonna be harder to win than we thought 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
3976 Are you sure those mushrooms were OK? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3977 Oh c’mon! I was just trying to help... there really is water in there! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3978 Slow down, honey! Spiny can't keep up. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3979 Unfollow, please! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3980 Last one there buys the drinks! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3981 I think someone wants to give us hydration tips. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3982 I told you it wasn’t surrendering ... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3983 # Me Tuber 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3984 What a prick! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3985 Remember when we raced that tumbleweed? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3986 Hate to be a thorn in our side, but I think we should have turned right. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3987 We're not a hugging family. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3988 I'm getting a prickly feeling about this. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3989 Honey, he's catching up. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3990 Our new running regimen is more prickly than I'd imagined. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3991 Are you sure you don't have to pee again? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
3992 Run, we're in heat. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3993 If you two keep running, you'll never work in cartoons again! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3994 It appears we're not keeping pace and will need some more cactus practice. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3995 I said running practice, not running cactus! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3996 When "no pain no gain" is drawn literally. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3997 Thanks, but we don't hydrate with running water. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3998 What are the odds of minerals turning out to be territorial too? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3999 I’ve always dreamed of being a cute Disney side-kick character named prickly. Love me! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4000 Hey guys, my Uber is lost -- can I hitch a ride with you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4001 My "spiney" sense is telling me, we're being followed. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4002 Oh, that boy makes my ass itch. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4003 If I say something, he will say, "Do you always have to be right?" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4004 I think we're being stalked... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4005 My husband thought you might be thirsty! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4006 ...and Carson says, 'It was so hot that trees were following dogs...' 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4007 Hey Bob, check this out, dancing cacti have train too. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4008 The humans worship you and pick up your waste? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4009 I can't wait for The Wall to keep us safe! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4010 This is nothing. In college, I had a stalker way worse than him. Faster, too! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4011 I'm sure if we just keep going things will be just fine. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4012 But I think it is surrendering to us! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4013 I think they spiked our water supply. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4014 John....I think he's finally giving up! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4015 Did we just score a touchdown? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4016 Maybe you shouldn't have shared your water bottle with it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4017 I think I felt safer in the city! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4018 “Don’t alienate me, I am your extinct-instinct”. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4019 I think your Crossfit coach is going a little too far. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4020 I'm sorry Paul, you've outgrown our apartment 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4021 You're really into this deserting thing. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4022 Can I keep him? He followed me home. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4023 Hey, stop! I can jump walls too! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4024 Poor thing...I think he's parched and just looking for water. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4025 Is this heat getting to you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4026 Awww.. why can't we take him home? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4027 Sarah was short on her Hugs For Humanity fundraising goals this year. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4028 Run! The "Abominable Saguaro" in NOT a hoax! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4029 No, I don't want to see your p***k! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4030 Why don't you go left and I'll go right? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4031 It keeps muttering something about hugging a human! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4032 this Exodus boot camp is taking a massive artistic license. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4033 This is why I said no, John. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4034 He is Groot! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4035 Hurry up, it's gaining on us! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4036 Come back. Please don't desert me 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4037 You can't trust cacti. They'll draft on you every time. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4038 "Day of the Triffids"!?!?! This is what happens when you mock our beloved cult movies Colin! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4039 Kibbles? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4040 Run, run as fast as you can! Don't let him catch us, he's the Cactus Man! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4041 You need to keep up with your New Year's resolution some way, Nancy. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4042 Your friend has a real prickly attitude 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4043 What has two arms, looks like a giant dick, and has absurdly small feet? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
4044 It's gonna Catch us! I think you mean 'Catch I' 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4045 I told you we should just buy our agave from the store. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4046 It's more humane than a border wall AND Cross-Fit! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4047 I don't even need to drink water after I run! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4048 You're not trying to get this thorny D?! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4049 Hon, what exactly did you say to that Saguaro? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4050 Oh look, George, it’s our 401-catus 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4051 "Giant cactus following us... right? That's Cereus. When we hallucinate him it's time to turn back." it's time to turn back. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4052 In biological nomenclature, the plural is either ‘cacti’ or ‘cactuses,’ Donald, and you of all people know how tiring it gets when people make jokes about your name. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4053 If you wanna be a cactus, you gotta run faster than that! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4054 Hard to believe, but we're being followed... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4055 Remember to hydrate. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4056 Uhhhhh....run! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4057 That reminds me - I'm still getting those penis enhancement ads. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4058 And lo, when you saw only one set of footsteps, it was then that I, a cactus, chased you 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4059 I sagurao think we’re being followed. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4060 That looks like the tall drink of water that came on to me at the bar last night 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4061 Marco Polo, Marco Polo, Marco Polo, 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4062 Better move faster before it 'cactus' 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4063 Henry, did you forget to water the yard? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4064 “Honey, where did you just relieve yourself? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4065 Is it the sharpness of my wit? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4066 He's keeping up, even though he's full of fluid? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4067 When I said that my New Year's resolution was to get shredded... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4068 He's asking how far to the next water station. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4069 It's another illegal fleeing his dirthole country. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4070 First time I've ever had the jitters and I just need a hug. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4071 Really? I thought he was one of your friends. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4072 That one just swaoroed at me! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4073 Looks like Spike is keeping us at a steady pace! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4074 He'll get a bit prickly if he keeps lagging behind. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4075 Actually, the green community is a huge supporter of the 'leave only footprints' policy. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4076 The cacti and succulents trend has feet! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4077 Pick up the pace, hon...the saguaro is looking top-heavy. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4078 It's doing the hokey pokey, shaking it all about. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4079 At least it isn't as fast as the mummy 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4080 We're being Saguaro'd. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4081 I think it's completely misunderstood "#MeToo." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4082 Why is it doing the Texas 2 step while chasing us? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4083 What did you say the name of this 5K race is? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4084 Another couple of steps and it'll be a dry heat. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4085 Where can I catch the last train to Yuma? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4086 Do cone-heads dress up for Halloween? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4087 Nature dramatic about global warming much. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4088 I told you we should have brought our water bottles, then we could have gotten this prickly dude off our backs. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4089 Yes, I know you've been lonely 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4090 Honey, did you bring any tweezers? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4091 Quick, find a haystack! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4092 Don’t look now, but we’re about to get lapped! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4093 It needs to have it's stickers removed. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4094 Run, it's a tequila monster! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4095 Yeah, they "come in peace" - 'til you're pinned under one, dead! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4096 Gush! This is a truly lonely planet! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4097 It says Area 51's gym gets overcrowded every January. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4098 Hmmm. Amazon must've said no to Tucson. Look who's back. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4099 Either the heat is getting to me or that cactus is catching up. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4100 The good news is,once we ditch him we can follow his tracks back to civilization. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4101 HE SAYS HE IS TRAINING FOR THE MARATHON 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4102 Honey...is there a desert Sasquatch? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4103 Think he needs water? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4104 I'd sleep with you but the condom is not going to work 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4105 Ignore him. He'll stop when we get to the parking lot. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4106 Her weaknesses as a runner she more than makes up for with true veganism. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4107 They should call this the Pacing Desert. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4108 You took a wrong turn somewhere. The Sonoran Desert is in the other direction. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4109 When did cacti get into tai chi? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4110 But he is not wearing a trench coat 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4111 I suppose he's gonna want a hug when this race is over. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4112 I think it's cheering us on ! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4113 I understand it's called a catchus plant. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4114 Run! It's the Abominable Cactus! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4115 You might want to speed it up but whatever, just don’t sweat! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4116 I've heard of quicksand but never a quick saguaro. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4117 I think we got competition for the oasis... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4118 Honey, the cactus is following us, I saguaro. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4119 Don't you just love the miracles of nature? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4120 It appears we are in a prickle 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4121 Well, they do say that a spike in activity can help with fitness. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4122 Debby, the cactus is not chasing us... lay off the sleeping pills! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4123 I knew I should have had the full treatment at the spa. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4124 You're absolutely right. If it had plug, it would look exactly like one of those. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4125 Hey the North Korean missiles could hurt me too. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4126 Cactus can't catch us 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4127 Maybe laser tag would be better 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4128 Outsourcing border control is no shithole! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4129 I think it's signaling us to slow down! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4130 We invited him in, but he hasn't taken off his fur coat. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4131 he' He's not getting any too dehydrated. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4132 We know where to turn for water. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4133 Fastest cactus in the west. Every year it's one full step! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4134 We've run into some sticky stuff! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4135 You'll see. The Cactus Companion will be bigger than Bitcoin. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4136 I'm so pokey - I'm always behind. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4137 Hurry, I think it's gaining on us. 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
4138 Hurry, I think he may cactus to us! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4139 And here I was thinking that my heat rash was just Prickly Heat. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4140 I don't mean to put a thorn in our jog, but I think that cactus is following us. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4141 No its not that kind of prick. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4142 Some runners are awfully prickly. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4143 Why did you keep bragging about your new razor? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4144 Look honey. He's feeing California too! Do you think he watches Fox News? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4145 I'm really not prickly once you get to know me. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4146 The cactus loaded up on carbs and began chasing us. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4147 Don't look now, but I think we're being followed. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4148 He won't be a slowpoke once we're through with him! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4149 Well I think it's a female and she wants to hug you. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4150 I know we landed in the US, but are you sure we got their leader? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4151 That Saguaro 5k run event set up team sure makes this race course feel real, eh? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4152 Now, you would to amenable to a wall. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4153 C'mon! You're going to have to do better than that to qualify for this year's triathlon. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4154 I just felt like running... 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
4155 I got him a spandex jogging suit but he has trouble getting it on. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4156 He said climate change is for real. Even cactuses are dying of thirst. He wants us to take him to a bar so he can have a glass of beer. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
4157 Stop! Come back! I know it's bad here, but once we get that wall built.... 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
4158 Bill, are you wearing that AQUA cologne? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4159 Wait a minute. You're 60% water. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4160 My kind is from north of the border, promise. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
4161 I think it's finally kicking in. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4162 We're being lapped. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4163 Hey. Wait for me. I need a little rainwater too. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4164 Oh, look! I think he wants to follow us home. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4165 high fives are for plants who've learned how to find a job. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4166 Stop running, I think it wants to be friends. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4167 I see your points about power-walking. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4168 Wait up. I didn't mean it when I said your arms look funny. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4169 Superb. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4170 Are you sure this is the way to the voting booth? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4171 John, the cactus is really improving its time. It might catch us today. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4172 The water famine is gaining on us. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4173 Get back here you little pricks! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4174 Wait! Let me explain... 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4175 Jerry, have you ever thought some guys might be a cactus in a man suit? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4176 Hey! Let's stick together. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4177 That's a pretty weird sag wagon. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4178 Is it gaining on us? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4179 Saguaro we off to? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4180 I'm really into CrossFit 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4181 You can follow us if you want - we're going to the subway, too. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4182 Honey, I think my past has finally caught up with me. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4183 Our drinks are coming. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4184 Remember when I told you about the walking penis with a green spike condom that was following me? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4185 Darned snowbirds! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4186 I just got this prickly sensation about footsteps in the sand. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4187 Hurry Harold! That prick is chasing us! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4188 He looks like he's good at staying hydrated. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4189 We better hurry or this race will end with a cacti. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4190 I've hear 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4191 Huh? Practical effects are a lot scarier than CGI. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4192 Is that a Triffid? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4193 Relax.It's only our just deserts. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4194 Wait! I'm just shapeshifting... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4195 I have a very dry feeling that we are being followed. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4196 So, it's illegal to have. We'll just say it followed us home. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4197 I told you water wasn't a concern 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4198 oh no-I've got to stop for some water! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4199 So how long did Saguarai say we had to test this? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4200 Boogity boogity boogity! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4201 Hey Stan. Why don't you grow a stubble beard. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4202 If that fuckin cactus catches up to us - He will probably attack us with his needles . . . 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4203 He’s after I! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4204 You shouldn't have dropped the water bottle back there! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4205 You have to ignore it. Cacti are supposed to be lonesome. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4206 "So are you" glad to see him? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4207 And peace be with you, too. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4208 I said, his practice has quite a following. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4209 Wow! Who knew?? It really IS huge! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4210 Trump is President - I give up. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4211 It's fine, it actually prefers to run dry. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4212 Don't be prick, Trevor. Stop following us! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4213 Honey, don't turn around. Just think of the absolutely most unlikely thing to be chasing us through the desert. I'll give you a hint. IT'S A GIANT CACTUS! RUN! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4214 Jared. Do you remember that Muller guy? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4215 It's supposed to be a burpee - not an "Arrest me". 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4216 He too must see the shimmering lake just ahead. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4217 Cereusly? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4218 Our situation is about to get thorny. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4219 no one told me it would cact us! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4220 Once the wall is built, they will die from the shade it casts. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4221 C'mon, Slowpoke! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4222 Global warming changed me to this! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4223 I heard big cactus leaves his needles in your arm and you die! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4224 I think it's catching up. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4225 Hurry up or we will be late for the start of the Cactus League 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4226 You know those cactus needles stuck in our clothes, I think that he wants them back. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4227 Honey, Have you ever read The Day of the Triffids? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4228 It's the Veg-Ness monster! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4229 "Who's saguaro now? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4230 The ranger is giving the "Hiking Safely in Cactus Country" talk again tonight. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4231 I think he's looking for his sombrero. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4232 It's following the water! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4233 I thought this missions trip was with a rabbi 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4234 Desert Gone Wild 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4235 Run Desert Run 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4236 “Wait. . . I said this heat’s a killer. . . the HEAT! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4237 I’m beginning to think the Death Valley Ultramarathon would have been a better choice. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4238 Tom run run" he saids he is "our neighbor across st."Just a bad day at work" Tom" where does he work ? in the "Twilight zone ? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4239 Unbelievable. It's not even wearing a Garmin. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4240 I told you we should have just gotten Fitbits! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4241 I hope he doesn't cact us 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4242 Sorry dear, you will just have to hold it. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4243 He gets very aggressive when they throw the bottles of water. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4244 Don't forget to stay hydrated! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4245 And I thought we were rootless. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4246 CBP turn prickly 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4247 Wait, did you say this was a National Park!!!! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4248 We should have enough water for the marathon. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4249 I don’t think you need to lose weight - it’s mostly water retention. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4250 And you said my "Plants versus Zombies" addiction was a waste of time! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4251 Our Water Supply Isn't Keeping Up! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4252 No, cactus buttons aren't legalized! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4253 Quick, he’s cactusing up to us. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4254 Ye whom never need to exercise and can eat whatever ye want without girthing shall know damnation. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4255 Talk about the WILD WILD West, Pilgrim! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4256 Amazon said no go! Know anyone headed to Tucson? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4257 Honey, remember the seed we planted a few years ago? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4258 I know you don't believe in global warming, but I really don't think anything can live in the desert anymore. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4259 Wonder which planet is he from? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4260 Cact I get you to look behind me for a moment, honey? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4261 Let's pick up the pace, we're being trailed by sharp competition that's not even breaking a sweat 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4262 Gaining! It will have to slow down to bloom in May. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4263 Hope those needles don't give us prickly heat. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4264 I think we are being followed. This could be Cereus! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4265 Weren’t we supposed to be getting a Republican senator? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4266 Wait for me. Don’t you want a cac-tie? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4267 Honey, Do Endorphins talk? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4268 I think there’s too much carbon in our footprints. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4269 Let me know when you're ready to stop for running water. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4270 Is this part of your app? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4271 Hon, you won't believe this! It's a jogging Joshua tree! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4272 Harold had resolved to start running again, but still worried his fear of hugs was holding him back. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4273 I am sure it is terribly lonely living all alone in a big desert, but that cactus is just trying way too hard. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4274 Don't worry. Its just another disguised celebrity hypocrit trying to escape Hollywood after those Gawdawful Golden Globe Awards. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4275 Arpaio is onto us 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4276 Zigzagging hasn't worked any better than trying to find a place to hide. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4277 Howard, either a thorny ICBM or a touchdown cactus is following us. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4278 The new cartel mission of "Hugs Not Drugs" is not winning the hearts and minds they expected. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4279 We're being followed by a succulent. Can we keep it? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4280 This service dog claims he can guide the master vessel 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4281 Cactus tag? That’s ridiculous. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4282 He’ll be sensational, Phineas! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4283 I hope this is not considered saguaro theft! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4284 It's Toni Erdmann! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4285 I think if we keep him jogging he'll drink less. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4286 There is no cause for alarm- an earlier alert of imminent cactal impact were a result of employee error. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4287 Global Warm-Up on Global Warning 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4288 Bob, I know your mother-in-law is a stickler for morning jogs - but THIS is ridiculous!! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4289 Just keep moving, and smile a lot. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4290 Did the running map show a lot of sharp turns? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4291 Climate change is really getting out of hand. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4292 Do you know anyone named 'Cactuseae'? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4293 Beam down, Spotty, where no dog has gone before. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4294 Abduction, you idiot! Not labduction. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4295 "This species is telepathic....I'm getting something about trajectory of a small fuzzy sphere." (This caption intended for the D. Panckeri cartoon. I think I have until 11:59 P.M. E.T. tonight to submit.) 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4296 According to relativity, his owner will age 7 years for every one of his 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4297 He was wondering if we could fetch him a squirrel. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4298 I would just beam him on up, Scottie 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4299 He’ll only go outside. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4300 Fear of the Walking Cactus 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4301 Don't look it in the eyes Martha! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4302 Come on guys, don't leave me hangin', never leave anyone hangin' 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4303 This cactus has feet! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4304 "So that's how you keep your cactus so healthy-looking!' 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4305 A trans-plant is scary enough. Let's hope they never encounter a transgender. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4306 My ex gets a LITTLE prickly with George around... 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4307 And you join us here at the 'Desert Run' where Cactus Jim is not happy with the way Mr & Mrs Jones overtook him." "Yes Bob he certainly 'has the needle' over something! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4308 Don't blame this on global warming, too. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4309 Our trainer is so "picky ". 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4310 You'll die in this shithole! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4311 i said we should'a brought water. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4312 Thank God! Jogging partners keep me honest. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4313 A sujaro picaro! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4314 I've seen walking mangroves but this is weird for a cactus 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4315 Coming soon to a theater near you: Kinky Kactus Killers. A Donald J. Trump Production. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4316 Our new trainer is kind of a prick. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4317 A cactus costume is still stalking. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4318 I told you he was a prick. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4319 Get back across the border you thorny creature- you don't belong here in the USA. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4320 Are you familiar with saguaro triffids? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4321 Wherever you go, there you are. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4322 Stop, I think it wants a hug. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4323 Is this Gaia revenge? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4324 - Saguaro (Carnegiea gigantea), an arborescent cactus species, genus: Carnegiea, which can grow to be 40 ft tall. Native to the Sonoran Desert (AZ), the Sonora (Mex), the Whipple Mountains and the Imperial County of CA. - Well, I don’t give damn! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4325 I told you you shouldn't urinate on the cactus. See what you get? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4326 At least now we know where we are. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4327 Hmm, cactus may take being peed on as a sign of endearment. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4328 That's one needy cactus... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4329 And I thought I had prickly heat..... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4330 When did this start? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4331 Come on Desmond, keep up. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4332 Take me to your breeder. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4333 Finally, on the steps of the Capitol Building, we found intelligent life. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4334 Did you buy the generic salsa again? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4335 Are you running the 5k for "Me Too", also? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4336 Saguaro you waiting for? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4337 Is it cactuses or cacti? Anyway, about 300 of them are running after us right now. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4338 I didn't know they had golems in Arizona. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4339 Yo check out this fuckin' cactus. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4340 Don't look back. If we keep moving it can't catc us 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4341 It will never cats us! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4342 Straighten up your spines a little more. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4343 Must be a Segway-ro. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4344 You're right. A lot of interesting individuals go to Burning Man. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4345 I can't stop thinking of margaritas 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4346 I guess it's trying to sweat out some of its excess water. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4347 Sorry - "Cactus" not "Cacti". Do you really need to nitpick? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4348 Honey. Did you leave less than 20% again? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4349 Gotta run now...poke ya back later! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4350 It's been a thorn in my side since we began. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4351 I think there is a crack in the wall. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4352 No need to be rude about it. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4353 Beam me down, but just not one of those shithole countries. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4354 It lacks a human element. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4355 The damn thing must be thirsty. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4356 Tomorrow sneaking up on me like... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4357 If we just take to the air, I think we'll be fine. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4358 Honey, it's gaining on us! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4359 And this is why we don't throw the ball out the window, Jeff. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4360 I know you like running in the desert but I feel like it gets us into some prickly situations... 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4361 Take me to your Leader ! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4362 Cactaceae is just the genotype. He identifies as a marathon guy 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4363 Ugh, tourists. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4364 Don't panic, I was a runner bean in a past life. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4365 Who's this prick? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4366 xxxxxxxx 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4367 Relax. Either he's a mirage or I am. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4368 I can see this is going to turn into a prickly situation 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4369 I think we’re headed toward more global warming 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4370 No really, the cactus is following us. Not fake news! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4371 He's tracked us. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4372 George, that perpetual feeling of uneasiness I have is definitely associated with the cactus. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4373 Maybe we could put him on a leash? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4374 George's father-in-law went to the extreme to make sure nothing EVER happened to Carol. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4375 I brought you into this world! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4376 When are you going to learn to take NO for an answer. #MeToo 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4377 At least we know he doesn't need a leash 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4378 There's a cactus, After us. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4379 We've got to train a lot more. I don't want to get beat by a cactus. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4380 Why don't we just hug him honey? He seems so desperate for affection." "Dammit Martha! You should have told me that before we abandoned the car a half-mile down the road. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4381 You mean, ‘at least it’s not cactI.’ 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4382 Built-in hydration? Okay, that's totally cheating! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4383 And you call me prickly... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4384 I read that they're crossing before the wall goes up... 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4385 I thought it was just going to grow tall and not adopt runners. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4386 I have to stop the 5K to Mexico, I can't jump that. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4387 Hey. If you can't keep up, just stay here and we'll cactus up on the way back. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4388 It's looking for revenge. Amazon said "No!" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4389 Honey if we hold our arms up I'll bet we won't have to stop for a drink. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4390 That may well be, but I still insist you maintain healthy hydration practices. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4391 C'mon! I can get you a great deal on a timeshare. I'll throw in free tickets to the cactus festival. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4392 It's not moving fast enough to catc us. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4393 Hug-a-muga? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4394 George, a Saguaro is following us. Bad hombre. Need wall. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4395 No worries honey, t's just a dry run. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4396 I didn't know the cacti also danced at the Sundance festival. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4397 It makes me nervous when you feed it Gatorade. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4398 I can't help but think that I have seen that cactus before. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4399 Wow! You've been from Tucson to Tucumcari! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4400 Honey, we've been made. The cactus knows we're not a mirage. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4401 Don't worry, he is not a gingerbread man! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4402 Cacti were also covered by DACA? Tuscon Women's March is this way... C'mon Robert. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4403 I think we're being stalked by a stalk! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4404 Talk about being a prickly, I barely criticized his mother! And now he going to chase us? I told you all cacti are nuts! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4405 I think he’s thirsty too 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4406 I'm getting this prickly feeling. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4407 And I though this was supposed to be a peaceful weekend in the desert. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4408 I guess this neighborhood doesn't agree with gentrification either. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4409 It looks like, Rudy, that we have two thumbs' up for what we're about to do. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4410 Run, or we are cactus! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4411 When I said let's run in the desert, I said let's take the Camaro, not the Saguaro. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4412 Wait, I just want to give you a hug 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4413 Ok, you win! Tell us why are you following us 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4414 Wait! Come back, I just want a hug! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4415 It’s playing ‘follow the leader’. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4416 Remember, the key to these distance runs is keeping your fluids up. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4417 the cactus is trump 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4418 Thatta boy, stick to it! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4419 Honey, your mother has a new hat! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4420 Geez. All I did was ask for gas. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4421 we can't let it cactus- I mean, catch us. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4422 Hurry up, slowpoke. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4423 We should have manifested a less aggressive new year resolution. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4424 Now you know what it feels like. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4425 Good thing we've been training or I doubt we could out run it. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4426 Hey Bill, do you think we'll find some water? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4427 Beam us up? We have phasers, I say we blast it! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4428 Quick Charles! Its the newly discovered genus sub family! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4429 Times up. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4430 Honey. The cactus is falling behind again. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4431 Are you sure the water didn't taste funny this morning? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4432 'Ir's the desert version of a fox hunt." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4433 I truly think they shouln’t have lowered the time qualifying standards for the New York marathon...” 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4434 "Fact is, a cactus has tracked us," said Jack's sis. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4435 Run! It's angry that I appropriate the Western aesthetic in order to appear trendy! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4436 I would hate to be raped by that guy. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4437 This costume is very misleading. I really need water right now! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4438 We're being followed 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4439 I told you to not water it often; now it's following us 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4440 I don’t care how rare it is, it’s gaining on us! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4441 He's looking for the nearest Barber shop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4442 The water station isn't until mile 2. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4443 ..don’t look now but I think we’re being followed by the SEGUARO STALKER!” 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4444 Beware! Stray too far from the stepping stones and you'll be 'cactus'! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4445 We're getting needled to move faster. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4446 It's fine, you're supposed to retain water. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4447 don't forget to breathe 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4448 Honey, I think we are bristling up the natives... 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4449 What did I tell you about overhydrating?! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4450 I'm at a lose for words. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4451 Okay, okay,! So a bleeping cactus is more trouble than a dog! Who knew?! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4452 Don’t be so pokey. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4453 I think someone's beating the border wall. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4454 Don't leave...you should stick around. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4455 I told you to wear shoes. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4456 Tell him you fell for a prickly pear. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4457 You've got to start getting at least 64 ounces a day. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4458 Signal when you're ready for a drink so he doesn't suspect anything. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4459 I think we're being followed but I'm not saguaro. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4460 Yes dear, yesterday it was an "Oasis" today a "Cactus" that runs, and tomorrow? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4461 That reminds me - I’m making your favorite- runny cactus soup - for dinner. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4462 I get this prickly feeling in my neck that we're being followed. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4463 I think it's more prickly than creepy! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
4464 Must be looking for sander pastures. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4465 Don't look now, but I think we're being followed. OR Can cactus walk? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4466 I stand corrected: I guess there is such a thing as a cactus whisperer. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4467 Suguaro, Suguaro, I love you, Suguaro...you're always a step too slow! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4468 Well this one could use a good shower and shave.... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4469 Is it following us? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4470 Honey, the name of that cactus; is it "Saguaro" or "Seguiro"? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4471 Simon says, 'Hop on one foot.' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4472 He must have imprinted on me when he was a baby! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4473 They call it an M.C. Hammer cactus. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4474 Just a few more steps and we reach our goal! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4475 Sure, you can jog with the club after excessive rain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4476 He's really sticking with it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4477 Next time instead of playing tag, let’s play cards, it will be less of a prickly situation! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4478 Can we still call him Scottie? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4479 We fetch too 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4480 I’m gonna hug you....lol..like really tight 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4481 Honey, there's a big cactus following us. Seems odd as cacti don't usually have legs. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
4482 You think this bad?? What if he gets pardoned? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4483 But Earthlings, I am one of you. Can't you see it? I am the only one who can save you... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4484 Hm..I seem to have that effect on all the men 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4485 Impressive but water is not a factor. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4486 Yeah my feet feel like pins and needles too, but we gotta make our time. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4487 I could have sworn, Robert, that I heard that cactus exclaim, 'Who? Me?!' 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4488 I hate to be a stickler, but we're trying to cover our tracks. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4489 Fear not! I come in peace! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4490 Wait! I'll hold the water for you! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4491 Those immigrants are getting good. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4492 I think we should jog a bit faster! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4493 It must be the raw water! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4494 It was the only exception that the white supremacy group (aka immigration) would allow into the country. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4495 I think we may have detoured into Death Valley. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4496 Keep going! You have to stick to it. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
4497 He's a lab. We said, Beam me up a Scotty." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4498 Steely Dan...nuclear missiles...maybe picking up the pace. And you? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4499 So what if I have a prickly personality...I could still use a hug? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4500 You had to ask it for water. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4501 Wait, let's ask this cactguy that used to be Bob if he has water. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4502 we got another cactus in our sweatstream 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4503 Sorry, but we didn’t bring any water this time! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4504 seriously, leave him and come dance with me 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4505 Sowhoarya ? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4506 At first I felt jealous that she got so slim, but I think it was just water weight. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4507 Run Desert Run 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4508 Remember how you told me about that new variety of cactus, the Walking Stalker? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4509 Saguaro you going? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4510 And it has it hands in the air. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4511 Randy, have you ever considered penile implant surgery? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4512 Run faster, that cactus is chasing us! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4513 Don't the Miller's have one just like that? Theirs is always jumping the fence. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4514 The cactus is trying the catch us. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4515 It's not gaining so much as auditioning 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4516 When they said "living desert," they really meant it. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4517 Quick! We’ll jump into that small pond up there next to the overhanging palm tree. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4518 Uh, honey, climate change is definitely real. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4519 It promised not to prick us around if we led it to nearby water. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4520 He has no chance to outpace us if we don’t stop at water station. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4521 Stop!! Or I'll Prickle You!! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4522 It's 'God' spelled backwards. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4523 Must be a jogging cactus. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4524 Ahhhhhhhh! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4525 Pick up the pace or we finish last. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4526 I'm sorry we don't need drought insurance. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4527 He’d like to stick together. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4528 I'm getting a very dry feeling about this. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4529 Not #Utoo! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4530 Don't stop now.. we can still make the 3:10 to Yuma. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4531 It has a thorn in its paw. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4532 Wait! I need help getting to the root of my problems! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4533 When we pause for a drink that Beast will beat us 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4534 I guess its hard for them to salute the flag. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4535 Stop whining, Junior. Didn't I just say you can have a Coke when we get back to the car? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4536 Honey, the cactus thinks we're Jedi holograms. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4537 Hurry up, Harry! He won’t stop talking about eugenics. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4538 Good job....you remembered to bring along some water 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4539 Keep running! I think it wants to High-5 us. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4540 What a pain in the butt. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4541 Maybe we shouldn't have chewed the peyote 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4542 I THINK IT'S CHALLENGING US TO A RACE! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4543 Run, run, run as fast as you can You'll not escape saguaro man. (note: it scans) 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4544 LOOKS LIKE HIS GPS GOT FRIED. SHOULD WE CALL THE AUTO CLUB FOR A TOW? 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
4545 You might keep up if you tucked you swung your arms lower 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4546 Could it be Climate Evolution? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4547 Either we scored a touchdown or he thinks it's a holdup. Either way it's a prickly situation. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4548 Looks like he might be starting to cha cha. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4549 He's going to Dune-sinane 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4550 Do cacti reproduce from runners? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4551 No, this trainer never gets dehydrated. He's always this prickly. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4552 I have a prickly feeling on the back of my neck. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4553 I wish that prick would stop following us. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4554 That Saguaro is on the move. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4555 How far was that nuke test site ,you say ? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4556 I think Fred is dehydrated. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4557 Come on, it's only a hundred more steps until you reach your goal. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4558 It's the only sign of intelligence I could find in that big white building down there. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4559 We don't even like tequila. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4560 Looks like we've got a three-stalker with us. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4561 Sure it’s slow...but easy to keep up when you don’t need to stay hydrated” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4562 The touchdown cactus is gaining on us. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4563 Food for thought: next time we're chased by a cactus, instead of keeping a linear position we should turn left or right and run! Just sayin' 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4564 He must be on steroids. Look at all the needles on him. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4565 Dodson, you ever get the feeling you're on life's treadmill? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4566 Ultra-prickly! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4567 Pretty soon he’ll have to break for some dry air. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4568 'We wanted the fire hydrant, not this?! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4569 It keeps pretending to cross the finish line, so why doesn't it just stop? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4570 So they really are that tenacious. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4571 Life in outer space...I was thinking...what happened to Phil?..he became a dog... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4572 Don't run. I surrender. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4573 Amy's gone too far with the trendy water bottles this time..... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4574 Weren’t you going to beam me up a Scotty? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4575 I hoe you're ready if the cactus attacked us. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4576 But we just got you back in! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4577 Cactus can't catch us 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4578 Sure, it could be a mirage, but I don't want to take that chance. Do you? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4579 I'm sure the Wall will stop this! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4580 You can make, only 99 miles to go. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4581 I told you we shouldn't have worn sweatpants and long sleeves in this hotass desert! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4582 I've heard of jumping cactus before, but you're not going to believe this. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4583 if its a race my moneys on it 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4584 ...and I'm the prickly one? Sorry, but you know, sometimes a saguaro, is just a saguaro. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4585 The cactus has an advantage here, even though he is behind, it doesn't need any water. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4586 colin stokes please help me im stiuck in my attic with my rigjht hand pinned under my heavy limted edition r2d2 replica that fell this is a last dich cry for help and 911 is ignoring me becaus of various past incidents please se;nd somebody 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
4587 Cactus follower 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
4588 Don't look back, you'll turn into a little cactus. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4589 Honey, does running with your arms up cause prickly heat? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4590 He's got all that water and he wants to be supportive. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4591 Tom, your a botanist. Can a cactus be proactive? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4592 All I said is "I think the flat earthers are making some interesting points about the sun and the horizon." Why are you running away?? 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
4593 But you’re the one the want to us to make new friends! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4594 Yes we'll die, but it'll be a dry death. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
4595 Been awhile since the last water station. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4596 Don't mind me, I'm just a little prickly today. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4597 Could it feel more deserted? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4598 We need to pick up the pace. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4599 OK, but if you are going to answer the call of nature when we run, you really need to think about how much those steroids affect the environment. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4600 YAAHHH, you told me they could only moonwalk!! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4601 Wait wait don’t tell me! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4602 Aerodynamically speaking, jogging is the wrong sport for me. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4603 So if you can't keep up, you can always tag along with the tumbleweeds. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4604 You know it’s going to lap you. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4605 Try not to sweat. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4606 Run! Sexual harassment is “IN” even in the desert now a days! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4607 Wait wait! Tell him my ribs would not a good wall make. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4608 It all started with 'Tumbling Tumbleweeds'. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
4609 Hey, not so fast Saguaro! If border patrol get to the water first, we're screwed! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4610 Git along...I said, GIT ALONG! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4611 Despite Trump and despite his wall, they still found a way! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4612 Cucked by a Cuck-tus. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4613 I don't think he's getting over the wall. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4614 "All I wanted was a hug!" Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4615 You’re out! He never said, “Simon says” touch the sky. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4616 Hey, wait up!! I'm surprised to see you out here!!! Hey wait up!!! I was surprised to see you out here!!! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4617 We shouldn't have come here during the government shutdown! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4618 “These peanuts are making me THIRSTY!! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4619 Shoo! shoo! before I get really prickly. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4620 When you reach peak aerobic output, you'll leave no carbon footprint. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4621 Honestly, I said I was lactose intolerant. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4622 He ate too many hot dogs. He's having trouble keeping up. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4623 Run cacti grove, run. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4624 When Cacti Attack 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4625 If you don't hurry up we're going to leave you in the dust ... oops, I mean leave you in the sand. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4626 Sparkling or still? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4627 Stop following us. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4628 It's a serious question, Jim. What's your opinion on GMO cacti? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4629 Bwahaha!!! Who needs a border wall when I am a DRONE CACTUS!!! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4630 How does he jog like that without stopping for water? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4631 I know how it's spelled, but it's pronounced "suh-wah-roh". The G is silent. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4632 Shoo! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4633 ...but it's cats that really run the show. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4634 [This is for the cartoon caption contest ending January 14 at 11:59pm. It's already switched to the next week online] "I think ... I think it's a good boy." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4635 Wonder if he would spare some water. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4636 What? You think it's fun standing around here all day. Cactuses need to get healthier too. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4637 Saguaro cactuses are only in Arizona. There are none in New Mexico! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4638 He was always a stickler for performance. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4639 We must go faster to avoid a sticky situation. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4640 Alexa, leave us alone. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4641 If you keep following us I’m going te-quil-ya 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4642 I told you it was a bad idea to go for a run in hot weather. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4643 Keep moving or you’ll get pins and needles! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4644 Alexander, did you remember to water the saguaro before we left on this 5K? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4645 He's very insistent on surrendering! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4646 The Day of the Cactus Triffids 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
4647 So, Earth...you're telling us man is NOT your best friend? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4648 Yeah, they look sorta human, but wait - what? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4649 Ah, George. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
4650 Well, they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4651 I don't know, I can't seem to escape this prickly heat. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4652 Obviously you have to declare needles at border crossing. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4653 I think he just wants a hug. Run!!!!!!!!! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4654 This is NOT funny! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4655 That's not even the same cactus! No, I swear I saw it move! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4656 Who’s this big guy? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4657 I am so terrified of The President of the United States!!! It must be Donald TRUMP!! I am such a lousy New Yorker reader I can't think of anything else!!! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4658 It's a prickly situation, Canadians simply aren't permitted. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4659 Let us know if you want to try the vegan diet and fitbit as well as the exercise program. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4660 He slow jogs to protect his spine. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4661 ...I think I left the stove on 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4662 I think someone is sending us a message about jogging in the desert! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4663 do you think it thinks we are succulent 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4664 Hey! The desert maybe full of cacti, but I’m the biggest prick! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4665 It asked me "What would the W. H. do if a black Norwegian showed up at their doorstep". 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4666 Hurry up, I don't want to get spiked from behind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
4667 If he wants it to chase only brown people maybe we need to splice in some of his own DNA. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4668 Don’t look back, something’s gaining. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4669 Are Saguaro friendly? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4670 Good to know the environment fights back, too, when you call a place a "shithole"! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4671 So whar'll we go NOW? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4672 I have never trusted those saguaro cacti! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4673 I suggest striking more with the forefoot. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4674 I told you we didn’t need to bring his leash, Harold. Good boy, Saguaro! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4675 Macarena my ass. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4676 Honey, we’re being followed by a cocktus. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4677 I think it's trying to tell us that we're going the wrong way! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4678 How close are we to Los Alamos, again? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4679 I hate jogging withyou guys. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4680 what a beautiful day for a desert jog 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4681 the cactus is giving us shade from the heat! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4682 The wall is coming...let's make a run for it... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4683 Damn, Henry! Just like you to forget your I-Phone. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4684 Thanks for asking, but we're not doing brunch later. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4685 Flora and gaining on ya. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4686 What's the point of this? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4687 Faster. I'm saguarophobic! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4688 Are we jogging or fleeing? Is that cactus attacking us or did it just take a knee? Life is too confusing these days. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4689 Haven't you heard of Cactus Friday? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4690 It thrives on deprivation- unlike us. Our days are numbered! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4691 I've got to stop taking those prickly pear supplements. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4692 'no its not him ...it's a different and less prickly schmuck' 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4693 Run! It's a cacti scout. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4694 Don't Run...its trying to surrrender.. prickles and all. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4695 Honey, do you smell churros? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4696 How lovely. The corn on my feet now have company. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4697 The only clue found in the bloody aftermath was the mysterious phrase, "Cactus Reus" scratched into the ground. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4698 No we can't stop for a drink of water! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4699 I feel like we've run so far, but we just passed the cactus! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4700 I think it's "left shark". 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4701 Pokey! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4702 Looks like he's starting his desert stretch sprint. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4703 I regret this New Year's resolution... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4704 Sing! Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I, It's SupercalifragilisticGumbyalidocious! Even though the sight of it Is something quite atrocious If we run fast enough It’ll merely be hallucinosis. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4705 Honey, did you know that cacti can sweat?! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4706 Come on Jeff, it was your idea to jog in the desert. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4707 QUICK! Follow-Us... Hiding America’s last National Monument 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4708 I hate zany jogging costumes! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4709 It's SO great to have someone to jog with. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4710 Stay hydrated. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4711 Don't worry. He's the only one with a bad temper. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4712 I told you we have to drink more water when we jog. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4713 Area 52 next stop. Do you think it wants out? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4714 If it catches up drop, roll and play dead. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4715 Quit sweating so much. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4716 Hey, the desert floor IS alive. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4717 Pick up the pace, we should be covering more ground. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4718 Talk about a prickly pacesetter. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4719 I think it’s time you stop thinking so much about cact-US and start focusing more on cact-I 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4720 I know you're gonna think I'm being paranoid, but that pricker tailing us, looks just like my ex. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4721 Remember the mascot we passed at the Cactus Cafe? Well! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4722 Stop! It's not "Chase Us"! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4723 Jogging certainly has become very popular. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4724 I'm having second thoughts about joining SoulCactus. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4725 cactus don't jog, right? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4726 You can’t judge a cactus by his prickers or footprints. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4727 Why is the line dancing instructor jogging behind us? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4728 This isn't what I intended when I yelled, "Sue are you coming?" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4729 Hon? I thought you ordered the "Tumbleweedle" bot to run with us, not that one called "Pursuitactus." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4730 Pokemon, Go!!! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4731 I just heard that cactus say “Hey Macarena!”. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4732 The stories are true - we are being chased through Superstition Mountain by a saguaro cactus with feet. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4733 Aww, can we take him home? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4734 House arrest 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4735 That's it, people! Step-step-bump! Ow! Step-step-bump! Ow! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4736 You are welcome to come with us, just inside the home. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4737 Do you think he's afraid of Global Warming? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4738 You sure this isn't a Trojan Rocket whose spines are shaved trapezoid hairs, hon? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4739 Looks like we've awakened the desert folks! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4740 Stop following us; this is not a jog'a'thorn! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4741 Turn west. It's heading north. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4742 I hear he's hydrating . . 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4743 Yes, it is a spooky looking cactus. Keep going! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4744 Do you think there could be a Big Foot of the desert? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4745 DO THE CHIPS RUN OUT OUR DO I DIE?!!?!?!? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4746 I just need to outrun you. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4747 This prickly heat is killing me 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4748 I think it wants to tango. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4749 Are there Yeti in the desert? If not, that saguaro is following us. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4750 Amazing it can keep up with us. It says it gets exercise walking between buildings... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4751 Who's your friend? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4752 “Honey, I think we are being followed by a cactus porn star”. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4753 All right, whar did you do with our arms? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4754 That's not fair. It carries all that water. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4755 Don't worry. Without sneakers it can't catch us. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4756 This is what happens when you make first prize a body wax 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4757 Hey, maybe we're *not* going in circles after all. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4758 How fast is a Saguarosquatch again? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4759 It's The Touchdown Cactus. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4760 So this is what happens when you don’t calibrate the transporter before its first use... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4761 I wonder what he is running from... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4762 We're gonna have a table plant in no time, hun. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4763 No sorry we really don't need a hug. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4764 Stop. Stop. It's ME: Prickly Cacti! Your coyote! ?! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4765 The feline said this was the master controller. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4766 We'd better make some tracks or cactus crotch will be a thorn in my side. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4767 A giant cactus is chasing us? Saguaro or Prickly Pear? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4768 I guess it completes the clique', if we drop with him in the frame. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4769 "Track of the Stalktus" Roger Corman, 1957 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4770 This is not a camouflaged hike. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4771 Cactus Motivation is the new Barry's Bootcamp. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4772 It's just a mirage. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4773 I told you your after-shave was too strong. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4774 Ya' still with, so move yer cactass... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4775 I'm sensing a pointed lack of interest. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4776 Hurry up. If he catches up with us, it will get prickly! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4777 Cholla back ya'll! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4778 I think we can outrun this border patrol officer, no problemo! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4779 Total prick. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4780 The cactus is gonna catch us! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4781 Would you like a bottle of water for your race? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4782 Well someone needs to spacewalk him 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4783 I wish I looked that hydrated. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4784 I see you've been briefed about that aerial 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4785 Good boy, Armstrong! Go do your business quickly and get back in here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4786 He wants to know if the 5 Year Mission is in Dog Years? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4787 Jogging in “ Did we just pass Area 51? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4788 His barking seemed alien. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4789 Hey, when's the next water station? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4790 This is not small, picky situation. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4791 Nah, nah. You are a succulent and so is your mother. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4792 '" Warnings can be meaningful. John." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4793 I think that cactus is stalking us. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4794 Looks like Kim Jong-un wants to jog with us. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4795 There's no fire; we're catching a bus. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4796 So where oh where are we going? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4797 We missed the water stop. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4798 Uh, Honey, don't feint, but can we pick up the pace ? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4799 I feel a prickly sensation coming. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4800 It's not you, it's us. You just can't come to our cuddle party. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4801 It's considered a stalk. Why? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4802 I don't think he wants to pass us. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4803 Hurry up and run to the car before we get stuck up. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4804 Honey, that prick is following us again... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4805 I told you to file for deferment for those heel spurs. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4806 It's gotta be a Monty Python cactus! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4807 My watch told me to MOVE! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4808 Found the most intelligent life form in a land they call Washington DC. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4809 Oh honey, the dog from the spaceship in Area 51 had a transporter malfunction again. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4810 Charlie, our garden art piece from home has followed us here! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4811 Your GPS equipped cactus was a great work-out concept! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4812 I must be hallucinating, a saguaro cactus is stalking us. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4813 Go back to that s*#thole you call Norway! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4814 One more reason not to hug a cactus.a 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4815 He's not waving his arms so he probably does not want us to stop. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4816 Don’t be frightened. He just wants to dance with you. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4817 Worst tour guide ever! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4818 With global warming, he'll catch up with us in a few miles. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4819 I don't know which is more disturbing, the moving saguaro or the fact that we're jogging in the desert. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4820 Slow down he wants to surrender! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4821 Hello Mr. Trump 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4822 prickly prickly! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4823 I voted for Trump. Could I get a hug? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4824 Segura promised to keep up with us! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4825 Hey, if we get thirsty can we use him? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4826 Honey, maybe we shouldn't have spoken to that lonely saguaro. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4827 I think we are close to the border: have your passport on the hand !!! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4828 Cactus, Catch us. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4829 no parents means just desert 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4830 For goodness sake, it's the middle of winter! Why is a cactus following us? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4831 No thanks, but maybe one of the genuine pricks of D.C. could fix you up with a nice someone? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4832 So glad you told me'Simon says this is a great place for a hike,' but ... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4833 I know we're jogging but it looks like we're standing still. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4834 Did you forget to feed the cat-tus again? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4835 Phil, is this your new exercise partner? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4836 I just realized how thirsty I am. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4837 How far's the next aid station? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4838 Now THIS is what I call a workout! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4839 Run, Cactus, Run. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4840 Walk away slowly, I heard they're dangerous! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4841 I just want to give you a hug. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4842 Don't run away. I just want a hug! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4843 Larry, do you still have dreams about all that payote we took in college??? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4844 The trainer said we might imagine no progress, but really, another dose of the desert flower energizer/refresher will make all the difference. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4845 Wait for me! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4846 I tell you it said g'bye. Let's get outta here. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4847 I never thought of putting the us in cactus. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4848 Ok, ok, I get it. It's Cactguy, not cactus 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4849 it thinks we're it's long lost parents. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4850 You should focus on your water weight. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4851 She's prepping for the marathon in Desert Springs next month. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4852 He just wants to Hydrate!!! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4853 Take me to your cats 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4854 Don't step on it. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4855 Trying to surrender 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4856 Remember when you said that cactus would probably appreciate the extra fluids? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4857 It’s just a matter of feet before it catches on! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4858 How do we kill it! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4859 Wait, y'all! Let's try Iceland's Viking Victory Chant. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4860 I JUS HWANT U TO DRIN K MY cactus water 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4861 Hey wait up...it’s just me embracing the environment 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4862 Looks like me ex is having me followed again. The prick. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4863 Honey, keep running, that's our #1 Draft Prick. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4864 It's either Join me in O-H-I-O or I am cousin of Sasquatch. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4865 It must be a cousin of the Rolling Stones. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4866 So these are the Humans' masters? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4867 Don't look now but I think "Prickly Pete" is following us. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4868 I didn't mean to offend it... 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4869 Never trust a cactus looking for a hug. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4870 Are you sure he is not Donald Trump? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4871 This prickly heat rash is killing me! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4872 Anyway, Here's Wonderwall. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4873 I told him with those short legs that he would not be able to stick with us on the walk today. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4874 Honey, remember that cactus we used for drinking water? I think he had friends. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4875 Compatibility is the root of a happy transplant. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4876 Seems Nroff was visiting the dog park again. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4877 They say this is the coolest thing after hot yoga! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4878 It thinks we we're headed to a finish line. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4879 There appears to be a big PICK following US ! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4880 He always catches us at our water breaks. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4881 A saguaro with arms and legs... Interesting. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4882 Why catch saucer? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4883 Shoo! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4884 W shouldn't jog after doing marijuana. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4885 Are you still going to argue Cactus Man is the new Burning Man? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4886 Glenn whys the cactus following us? Don't ask, touchy subject. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4887 Go chase some golfers! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4888 I've never seen a saguaro pace anybody on this beach. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4889 Faster, he's cactus-upping with us! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4890 Maybe we should’ve just waited until the next water stop instead of trying to drink his fluids. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4891 Rango told us this would happen, hun. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4892 Weird water station. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4893 Honey, I think junior just fell into a hole. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4894 You’ll never be in swim suit shape at that pace. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4895 Our reserve water bottle is still keeping up nicely. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4896 Keep walking or we’ll get prickly heat! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4897 No, not like a Cat..... No I think he moves move like your father when he’s in traction. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4898 He really does move like a cat. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4899 Run, Cactus, Run. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4900 I told you not to boo when the cactus signaled that the kick was good! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4901 What about Bob? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4902 I'm sa-guar-n out! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4903 We don't leave footprints so we're ghosts so whatever. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4904 I know cacti don't like pee, but this is quite an overreaction! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4905 He wants to be part of a conga-line! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4906 The Cactus Hombre. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4907 We have nothing like this in our neighborhood. which shithole did this came from? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4908 That cactus is one evolutionary leap from showing up on #MeToo. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4909 It’s a dry heat. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4910 Why on earth did you tell it that we would play red light green light? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4911 Saguaro y’all goin’ so fast? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4912 I’d like to stop too but my husband gets prickly. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4913 It was so hot in the dessert the cactus were surrendering to get in out of the heat. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4914 I think there's a cactus trying to tell us something. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4915 Plight of the Lonely Cactus: “Saguaro from around here?” 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4916 That cactus that is following us, reminds me that we have done something for awhile. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4917 Cactus Tracked Us 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4918 Take us to your master. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4919 Honey, don't look now, but there's a North Korean missile on our tail. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4920 no parents means only desert 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4921 Must be a stray, he’s following us. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4922 And here I was thinking your unshaven chin was pickly! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4923 Should we switch to arms? John looks parched. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4924 He has been following since we crossed from Mexico.....could he be from the INS? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4925 I thought only chollas jumped. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4926 Hey wait...I thought you said it was Cact-us! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4927 I’m really dehydrated. Please do have some water or a soda or something? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4928 We’re really in the cactus now! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
4929 We can outrun him, but his army is on the other side of the hill! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4930 Hug goodbye! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4931 This is getting disturbing, Mel. How can there be a touchdown when no one is playing football? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4932 I saw where ... whoa! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4933 See, I am not a broken tax reform, I am more of a complete one 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4934 Area 51? More like Area 50 Fun! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4935 Someone needs to tell Bob to chill he's acting thirsty af 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4936 Hey there , Cacti come too? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4937 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD NOT RUN WITH BORDERLINES 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4938 At least he's got lacrosse cleats. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4939 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4940 Saguero ya going in such a hurry? Hawaii was a false alarm. No time for a prick-me-up? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4941 Fred, that tall plant is following us! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4942 So-where-oh can be safe from this thing? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4943 No dessert in the desert!!! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4944 So this is the guy they call "trump?" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4945 Honey, could you leave your charisma at the office, just for once? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4946 "You didn't say 'Mother, May I?'! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4947 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4948 The 'rump is right -- we need a big wall to keep the cacti out. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4949 A cactus is chasing us! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4950 Wow, looks like the North Koreans have invented stealth missiles! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4951 Maybe you're too old for this, Fred. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4952 There must be a less surreal way we can find the motivation to exercise. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4953 So how are the schools? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4954 Who wants to go for a space walk 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4955 2018 is experiencing record high mirage temperatures. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4956 If it didn't have spikes, I'd dump you. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4957 Help!! I've lived here since I was a seed, housing Woodpeckers, Martins, Finches..... but now they are trying to kick me out! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4958 It has legs. "Let's scram before it pinches us!" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4959 I told you this was a cactus mascot run. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4960 So how are oh phonetics catchy. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4961 I said, 'Hi, cactus,' not 'Hi, catch us.' 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4962 These das, no matter what you are, being pricey qualifies you to run .... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4963 Stitch! I said I have a stitch in my side! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4964 Look out, a big prick is going to pass us. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4965 Still not winded nor broken a sweat. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4966 I feel undertrained whenever we run with a succulent! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4967 Should we put our spike costumes on? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4968 Red light, green light, 1-2-3! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4969 it's a clingy plant 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4970 That saguro had some shaky steps over the past century. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4971 Emergency water if we're caught. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4972 No more strays! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4973 Of course you’re his overlord. He follows you around and collects your feces in plastic bags! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4974 Run! We are in its prickly path. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4975 I'm worried about the Nike swoosh. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4976 Okay. Whose turn is it to walk the dog? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4977 I'm not sure what's going on here, but it's got to be Donald Trump's fault. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4978 Sticky dicky. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4979 The walking dead, that never was alive. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4980 Is this a race or a chase? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4981 Maybe somebody just kicked a field goal. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4982 We should ask him what diet plan he's on. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4983 I knew we shouldn't have had a little tequilla. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4984 Are you sure you’re staying hydrated? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4985 It's gaining on us. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4986 I told you to beam up a Scottie, not a Labrador Retriever. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4987 I think we're cactus! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4988 Run faster honey! It looks like we are in a prickly situation. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4989 This shows how we can affect nature. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4990 Of course I'm the leader! Don't you see how the humans follow me around picking up my poop! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4991 "His prickly heat is slowing him down". 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4992 It’s following us again. Let’s wait and include it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4993 It's not harassment--I just need a hug! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4994 Deported. Seems that my parents didn't have AKC papers. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4995 Let's see how smart you are when we turn left! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4996 Did you know that a cactus has footprints? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4997 Hey look it’s a namuh 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4998 Hurry up...there's a cactus following us 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4999 I thought the track coach told us that "practice" was the key to winning the race? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5000 How frightening would you rank this on a scale of 1 to 10? But you can't use the number 7. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5001 It’s like I’m invisible. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5002 He wasn’t carrying us the whole time was he? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5003 That other racer is really prickly! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5004 Semour....I think Audrey III is gaining on us! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5005 Slow poke. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5006 Stop following us you prick 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5007 Carol mused to herself: What’s the point of exercise when there’s global warming? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5008 Check out the cocky cactus in our wake. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5009 Let's hug 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5010 Team Cacti just kicked a field goal. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0