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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Mission accomplished. We will report that this planet's inhabitants are friendly and playful. 2.9989 0.00108 924 0 1 923
1 When I said abduct the dog, I meant President Trump... 2.0690 0.04789 29 0 27 2
2 What is boy? A fire down by the old Jetson's house?" 2.0625 0.06455 16 0 15 1
3 Did you remember to take him out before we left? 2.0606 0.04218 33 0 31 2
4 He agrees to a rectal probe, but only if we use our noses. 2.0435 0.03040 46 0 44 2
5 My research on tail movements suggests he has to “go,” but I haven’t been able to determine what that means... 2.0417 0.02915 48 0 46 2
6 These earthlings are more intelligent than I thought they’d be. 2.0417 0.04256 24 0 23 1
7 Tap...tap, tap. What does the code book say? 2.0417 0.04256 24 0 23 1
8 Thank goodness there's at least SOME intelligent life down there. 2.0417 0.04256 24 0 23 1
9 I just said "come" and he came. 2.0392 0.02745 51 0 49 2
10 He looks too intelligent to account for what's going on down there. 2.0377 0.02643 53 0 51 2
11 He says he has business to do on earth. 2.0370 0.03774 27 0 26 1
12 I thought you were a cat person. 2.0357 0.03637 28 0 27 1
13 I said beam up Scotty, not Spotty! 2.0328 0.02299 61 0 59 2
14 Now remember your mission: go infiltrate a human family and report back. 2.0299 0.02095 67 0 65 2
15 Did you bring your vaccination records with you? 2.0299 0.02095 67 0 65 2
16 That’s right. Dog-light years are seven times longer, too. 2.0278 0.01950 72 0 70 2
17 These earth creatures are the most lovable and loyal species we've found in the universe. 2.0256 0.02598 39 0 38 1
18 It followed me home. Can I keep him? 2.0244 0.02469 41 0 40 1
19 They seem to have more leadership qualities than the other species. 2.0233 0.01635 86 0 84 2
20 Those beings I see you leading around must be an inferior species? 2.0227 0.02299 44 0 43 1
21 So you are saying if we offer belly rubs and squeaky toys we could take over the world? 2.0215 0.01512 93 0 91 2
22 We've been monitoring Twitter so there'll be no, "Take me to your leader." 2.0213 0.02151 47 0 46 1
23 It’s their leader. 2.0172 0.01214 116 0 114 2
24 Explain how your species has enslaved the humans, and we shall provide a treat. 2.0172 0.01739 58 0 57 1
25 He says he has a wide-ranging interest in medieval and renaissance literature, but all he gets on earth is "go fetch." 2.0169 0.01709 59 0 58 1
26 The four legs, long ears, sensitive nose and temperament are all improvements over the last Earthling we examined. 2.0159 0.01600 63 0 62 1
27 What’s that, Sport? Timmy’s fallen down a black hole?! 2.0159 0.01600 63 0 62 1
28 Back to your shithole planet, dog. 2.0159 0.01600 63 0 62 1
29 It seems his name is ‘sit.’ 2.0156 0.01575 64 0 63 1
30 Bear with me, I'm Sirius I have to get to the Dog Star to bury my bone. 2.0156 0.01575 64 0 63 1
31 Then I get my dinner around 5 PM, relatively speaking. 2.0156 0.01575 64 0 63 1
32 Our research indicates that this is the highest life form on the planet. 2.0154 0.01550 65 0 64 1
33 Daddy, can we eat... I mean keep him? 2.0152 0.01067 132 0 130 2
34 Well, sure you can come live on our planet. We value kind, decent, honest life. Doesn’t everyone? 2.0137 0.00965 146 0 144 2
35 I don't know either. I just heard this guy saying "Beam me up a Scotty," and then this great whooshing sound, and now here I am. 2.0109 0.01093 92 0 91 1
36 They seem friendly enough, but I was expecting opposable thumbs. 2.0065 0.00461 306 0 304 2
37 And who is going to walk him? 2.0039 0.00393 255 0 254 1
38 I know it's demeaning Johnson but if they ask- you're the good boy. 2.0000 0.03581 40 1 38 1
39 Our initial findings were wrong. There is intelligent life on this planet. 2.0000 0.02418 59 1 57 1
40 The planet BigBones approaches, Lord Barker. 2.0000 0.02198 46 0 46 0
41 To boldly fetch where no dog has fetched before. 2.0000 0.03772 38 1 36 1
42 This one is a common species, a rap artist, if I'm not mistaken. 2.0000 0.04637 31 1 29 1
43 You thought it was just a big frisbee, didn't you boy, didn't you? 2.0000 0.01170 86 0 86 0
44 We find it to be highly intelligent. It has domesticated a two legged creature to walk with it to clean up after it, and to bring it food. 2.0000 0.02857 50 1 48 1
45 Ok! Now, we just need peanut butter. 2.0000 0.02062 49 0 49 0
46 Any news of Gérard Depardieu? 2.0000 0.01709 59 0 59 0
47 Amazing, even their pets wear jewelry! 2.0000 0.00535 265 1 263 1
48 Breeglot dooot phlom skiegor, Rex? 2.0000 0.02299 44 0 44 0
49 Bark once for 'I'm really a dog" and twice for "It's a transporter screwup. 2.0000 0.01170 86 0 86 0
50 There really is a Dog! 2.0000 0.03251 44 1 42 1
51 Wait. Let me get this straight. The humans kidnapped you from your family and then did what to your genitals? 2.0000 0.03875 37 1 35 1
52 I think he is trying to tell us something. 2.0000 0.01951 73 1 71 1
53 A perfect apparatus for human domination! 2.0000 0.03390 30 0 30 0
54 Inform Commander Laika she has a visitor. 2.0000 0.02300 62 1 60 1
55 He appears to be from the planet K-9. 2.0000 0.04082 25 0 25 0
56 Sometimes those electromagnetic fences just don't work. 2.0000 0.00583 172 0 172 0
57 Whatcha looking at? I'm just a dog. Ok, so I have a few fleas. 2.0000 0.03279 31 0 31 0
58 We've tried every language in the galaxy and we're no closer to knowing who's a good boy. 2.0000 0.01379 73 0 73 0
59 The earthlings have a very unusual method of greeting each other. 1.9966 0.00337 297 1 296 0
60 Wow, they sure solved the hair loss problem! 1.9957 0.00436 230 1 229 0
61 Go get help! 1.9930 0.00707 142 1 141 0
62 We took their best friend, of course they'll surrender. 1.9927 0.00515 274 2 272 0
63 I found him at a stripper bar. He was the only one with his tail on backwards. 1.9920 0.00567 249 2 247 0
64 Well, you did say "beam up the smartest thing at the White house". 1.9908 0.00922 109 1 108 0
65 This was only species that responded to 'STAY!' 1.9903 0.00976 103 1 102 0
66 I have deciphered the Best Friend of Human's tail message. He wants to play ball. 1.9903 0.00976 103 1 102 0
67 I stand corrected. There is intelligent life on earth after all. 1.9888 0.01130 89 1 88 0
68 If you ask me it's an antenna of some kind. 1.9881 0.01198 84 1 83 0
69 At last! Intelligent life on Earth. 1.9881 0.01198 84 1 83 0
70 Stupid computer....I said "retrieve HER." 1.9877 0.01242 81 1 80 0
71 It seems the only thing they can't figure out is "Who's a good boy?" 1.9875 0.01258 80 1 79 0
72 Contrary to what we thought, there is intelligent life down there. 1.9875 0.01258 80 1 79 0
73 It seems to command a sizeable staff of chaperones, cooks, and exercisers, plus free rent and medical care...definitely the planet's alpha. 1.9853 0.01482 68 1 67 0
74 You learned that men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and cats are from Uranus? 1.9818 0.01835 55 1 54 0
75 Apparently it is their 'best friend' 1.9818 0.01835 55 1 54 0
76 ok who's turn is it to put on all the gear and take him out.... 1.9815 0.01869 54 1 53 0
77 Earthlings are much more advanced in development than I anticipated. 1.9815 0.01869 54 1 53 0
78 Good luck, agent Smith. We are confident the humans won’t suspect a thing. 1.9815 0.01869 54 1 53 0
79 Careful, he probes with his snout. 1.9815 0.01869 54 1 53 0
80 Well, what do you know? There really is a Dog. 1.9800 0.02020 50 1 49 0
81 This one actually listens. 1.9792 0.02105 48 1 47 0
82 I mentioned a cat scan and he looked at me like i was from outer space 1.9783 0.01529 92 2 90 0
83 He wants us to try the method his species uses to identify each other. 1.9762 0.02410 42 1 41 0
84 This one appears to be broken. 1.9756 0.02469 41 1 40 0
85 Where's the pony? 1.9750 0.02532 40 1 39 0
86 Who’s the most intelligent life form on your planet? You are, yes you are! 1.9750 0.01757 80 2 78 0
87 Fly me to the moon. 1.9737 0.02667 38 1 37 0
88 Finally...an intelligent life form! 1.9737 0.01848 76 2 74 0
89 Houston, we have a problem. 1.9733 0.01873 75 2 73 0
90 Your mission is to find Pluto and bring him back. 1.9730 0.02740 37 1 36 0
91 The dog tag says return to Sputnik. 1.9692 0.02159 65 2 63 0
92 He was the smartest one we could find in The White House. 1.9688 0.02192 64 2 62 0
93 What shithole planet are you from? 1.9683 0.02227 63 2 61 0
94 It looks harmless,but they rule the Earthlings. 1.9683 0.02227 63 2 61 0
95 Pluto! 1.9677 0.02262 62 2 60 0
96 That's right. Stand at "Attention". Good aliens! 1.9677 0.02262 62 2 60 0
97 Cute! Fun! How do earthlings get anything done? 1.9600 0.02799 50 2 48 0
98 Will someone please take this earthling to the poop deck! 1.9600 0.04082 25 1 24 0
99 In outer space, nobody knows you're a dog. 1.9600 0.04082 25 1 24 0
100 And you say you know where this Dog Park is? 1.9583 0.02915 48 2 46 0
101 I still think that having him along to get us seven times faster in light years is not good science. 1.9583 0.02915 48 2 46 0
102 We await your orders, Your Eminence. 1.9574 0.02976 47 2 45 0
103 Our language experts say that wagging the tail is its way of saying "Take me to your leader." 1.9524 0.03326 42 2 40 0
104 Awwww, he wuvs us. 1.9524 0.03326 42 2 40 0
105 That’s not a Scottie. 1.9524 0.03326 42 2 40 0
106 The creature radiates love. It's safe to land. 1.9500 0.03490 40 2 38 0
107 Man’s best friend is the perfect disguise. 1.9500 0.03490 40 2 38 0
108 I love the subtlety of their language. 1.9500 0.03490 40 2 38 0
109 So far our interrogation has determined that he's fluent in two languages - woof and arf! 1.9500 0.05130 20 1 19 0
110 How would you like to visit a world that's not dog-eat-dog? 1.9459 0.03769 37 2 35 0
111 It's settled. We'll keep him. 1.9444 0.03872 36 2 34 0
112 Dammit Brork, not this kind of rover! 1.9444 0.03872 36 2 34 0
113 Fido: fetch the human. 1.9355 0.04485 31 2 29 0
114 Normally we'd ask to be taken to your leader, but we've been monitoring your media broadcasts, and I think we'll just stay with you. 1.9310 0.04789 29 2 27 0
115 This one appears to already have a probe. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
116 This planet has obviously gone to the dogs ! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
117 Maybe he'll become an alien's best friend? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
118 In space, no one can hear you bark. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
119 What’s that girl? Timmy has fallen is the Hydrotron 2700 again? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
120 Remarkably intelligent for an earth creature! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
121 Are we sure he's from Norway? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
122 Siri thought you barked “beam me up Scotty.” 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
123 Go and deposit our message on their lawns. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
124 Of course I buried the evidence. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
125 It seems to be some type of super-intelligent mammal. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
126 Scotty, when we beamed him down he was a chihuahua! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
127 Do you really have a gentle Leader? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
128 So inform us about this 'unconditional love' thing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
129 Ziem Natcha "Woof"? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
130 I sense its power and I want to clean up its excrement. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
131 Okay okay - please tell me his partner will be there when we arrive. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
132 So please tell us; why do they like cats? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
133 I warned against probing too far into our future but would you listen to me? Noooo! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
134 No you ought to talk to Fido over on 52nd. He's Way smarter than the one my humans are calling, "Mr. President." 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
135 So this is what earthlings look like ! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
136 Do you guys have a wee wee pad? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
137 Don't you just hate it when you can't speak the language? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
138 You are so lucky my tail is wagging. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
139 "Howard, I think the dog wants to go out." Dear New Yorker folk. The above caption is stolen from an Arnie Levin cartoon that you ran years ago. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
140 What puzzles me is the constant back and forth motion of the buttocks sensor. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
141 His tag says Pavlov's Lab. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
142 Finally, a sign of intelligent life from that sad planet. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
143 And when you get down there, remember, you're the superior species. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
144 Bring us to your owner. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
145 We believe this is their leader. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
146 Can I keep him? I swear to the whole universe he'll be my responsibility. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
147 Ok, Take us to your Woof. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
148 I just eat the food. I don't ask any questions. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
149 And to think, we almost abandoned any hope of finding intelligent life. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
150 First we get him a reality show, then we will have our Manchurian candidate run for the office of the President of the United States of America 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
151 Oh! I thought you said, "Beam him up, Spotty." 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
152 He's mentally telling me he wants to stick his head out the window. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
153 Can we keep it? Do you think it is UFO trained? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
154 Gad Zukes Mogogoob! finally a earthling that speaks our language! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
155 Now beam up the fire hydrant. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
156 If you want to know how to enslave the human race, you really should be talking to the cat. 1.0000 0.00030 3359 3359 0 0
157 He must command, the movement of his rear appendage compels, food, medication, housing, obsequious rituals and dropping pick-up and removal. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
158 Remember, they like it when you sniff their pants. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
159 Speak. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
160 Whose turn is it to take him for space walkies? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
161 I said “Beam me up Scotty!” not “Beam me up a Scottie!” 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
162 Man's best friend? No. My best friend! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
163 I think we can conclude the Earthling leaders aren't the ones in front. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
164 ‘Pluto needs you!” 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
165 You guys flip a coin - I took him out for his walk yesterday. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
166 Clearly more evolved than we had believed! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
167 I know, I know but I promise I'll take him on spacewalks. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
168 Well, who did who did you think would beam up from the Dog Star? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
169 It sure seems friendly! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
170 I think Scotty's transporter went a bit wrong 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
171 I thought you said he was Best In Show? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
172 Who's rough? Babe Ruth? What about the roof? His language appears to be quite advanced 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
173 How will I find a bitch in the new place? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
174 We’ll call him Scotty 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
175 Forgetaboutit, I'm already a clone ! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
176 So your those high pitched sounds I've been hearing.... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
177 I think that means he wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
178 Klaatu Barada Nik-Knack Paddywhack 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
179 how did my mother-inn-law get here? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
180 Yes, but do we really need a "best friend"? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
181 Alexa, Gold retrieval. Gold retrieval! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
182 His adoption fees were how much? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
183 This is our most advanced technology, it is paperless. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
184 Told you I smelled ‘up dog’ in here. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
185 Does anyone know the secret handshake? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
186 Greetings, Earth pet. Bark twice if you are house broken. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
187 The "Good boy" species is worshiped by the humans. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
188 Fine, we can keep him. But I am not going to be the one walking him every day. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
189 We got the four-legged ancestors too. Speak of yourself! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
190 Entropy takes care of cleanups. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
191 The canines have trained humans to obey their every wish. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
192 If this their top dog we have nothing to worry about. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
193 We rescued him from the Earthlings. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
194 You don't think he's from one of those shithole countries do you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
195 So, are you ready for your undercover mission on earth? If yes, please wag your tail. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
196 He's been like that since we got back from the walk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
197 Astro? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
198 Do we still have to pick up after him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
199 It looked different on eBay. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
200 . . w???????????´???´??o?_?????_??????o?¸??????^~???¯¨?f????????~???¨`???w?¸????????¨´`?¯~¨´???ó?????????¯¨´???o????????????^??????f???????????????????? . . 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
201 Take us to Astro, the Jetson's dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
202 Really? Best friend? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
203 In my experience, they spend most of their time going on walks and playing fetch. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
204 We also need love, Earth people are selfish 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
205 Don't we usually beam up a scottie? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
206 It's working backwards. I asked for GOD. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
207 Our new propulsion system is working! Now, everyone keep telling him he's a good boy, and we'll be home in no time. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
208 You see? The end wags when I call it "master." I think we've found one of their leaders. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
209 He seems to respond to one word, "food". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
210 You're right; he's very cute. Let's eat him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
211 Highly developed senses, loyal, loving, non-judgmental...it's the most advanced life form we found on the planet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
212 The earthling was OK with shaking hands but seems agitated to a cavity probe. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
213 I hope he's housebroken.... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
214 Wow! These humans get uglier every time we come here. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
215 I'm going to call him Mars Rover. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
216 He just followed me home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
217 He says his name is 'Rex' and he doesn't know anyone called Canis Major. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
218 But we just beamed you out five minutes ago! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
219 Definitely an advanced species with that all purpose signaler. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
220 He just says woof, woof when I ask him to speak. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
221 You seem to have a way with these Earthlings, Whosagoodboy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
222 TAKE ME TO YOUR LITTER. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
223 I said 'Beam up the Scotty!' 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
224 Make sure the subject refers to you a "rescue", so you know that you've landed with someone that will be sympathetic to our impending arrival. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
225 Oh Please! Don't give us that "he followed me home" routine again. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
226 We hear you have them well-trained. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
227 this is what comes when you beam down a stick ? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
228 Take me to your leader of the pack. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
229 We're about to find out what going through a wormhole does to actual worms. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
230 He seems unassuming but, judging from the doting homage that he receives from the earthlings, he must be their king. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
231 According to our brain scans, his kind is "a good boi" and they want to love us very much. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
232 It wants us to throw a ball,feed it,rub it's belly, or take it back. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
233 The analysis has come in. We can confirm that you are, in fact, a very good boy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
234 ...I am the Leader 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
235 I repeat, take me to your fire hydrant. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
236 How on Earth did you get them to pick that up? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
237 You mean they actually follow you around and pick it up!? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
238 We're millions of miles from home, we could use a best friend! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
239 Meet my new best friend. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
240 I am very sirius; he'd be better off on the dog star. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
241 Who let the dog in...?! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
242 I told you two to 'get SERIOUS' you idiots! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
243 I think he has spaceworms. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
244 Come on Rover go find Mars. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
245 Beam Scotty up, Scotty! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
246 If he bites we'll give him plenty of space. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
247 Now the earthlings will never suspect that it is us doing the anal probes. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
248 ... and then I do this when they say the word 'Sit! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
249 What'd ya say boy? Prezak fell in a black hole? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
250 Guys he's cute, but I don't think this is Brad Pitt. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
251 Captain, Captain: is that you? What happened? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
252 His superior intelligence is obvious—he wants to stick his head out the window. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
253 Lead me to your taker 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
254 Have you domesticated them yet? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
255 Dog is my co-pilot. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
256 I guess it depends on how really bad he needs to go. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
257 This is the only good thing you could find on the planet? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
258 So, what do we get in exchange for vaporizing all the cats? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
259 I don't know what breed. We abducted him from an animal rescue. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
260 Our evaluations indicate that the four legged specimen is more morally advanced and more intelligent than two legged specimen. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
261 The way I think about it is, HE abducted ME. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
262 Beam me down. Not a Scotty. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
263 The Russians want their dog back. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
264 I think we found their secret Lab. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
265 Let me guess. Pluto? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
266 Don't look at me "Wondering what am I" the Questions is ? what are you Funny men looking at?" run to a mirror" and figure it out ? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
267 Yes, outer space is exciting. But tell us, is it true that dogs rule on Planet Earth? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
268 Clearly, it's been with us before. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
269 I don"t think this is the right Scottie. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
270 Based on the audio transmissions from the planet, I expected something less intelligent. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
271 Very interesting! And you say they have hands like ours? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
272 He wants to go out. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
273 This is the creature they call 'man's best friend'. Initially we thought it to be smarter than that! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
274 Remember to fetch your leader, not the stick. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
275 Supposedly he's the best friend. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
276 I think he likes me! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
277 I know you’re not a “Scottie”, but ‘Beam me up, Labrador’ doesn’t have the same effect. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
278 He says that, in fact, the world belongs to him. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
279 You guys wanna bone or somethin'? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
280 They are served by intelligent beings. Perhaps they are considered household deities. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
281 You're making it really hard for us to be taken seriously 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
282 Did you remember the peanut butter? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
283 When I went on the Martian dating service, I guess best friend shouldn’t have been my #1 choice. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
284 He may not be a genius, but he's stable. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
285 His name is Rex! He is their leader! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
286 I forget, do we accept pets? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
287 So this is what human beings look like? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
288 Welcome, and how'd you know my name was Ralph? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
289 Welcome aboard, Captain Good Boy. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
290 Finally a friendly alien! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
291 I think he'd like to be our best friend. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
292 Are you the fosters or my forever family? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
293 It trained the human to pick up the poop. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
294 Yes, we know the doggy door is closed. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
295 Prepare to administer the table scraps. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
296 Are you sure you asked for prove of love and happiness on earth ? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
297 'WOOF' is just my acronym for Wolf Originated Obligatory Fetcher. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
298 Ever hear of the Trojan Horse? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
299 Uhhh...take me to your master? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
300 After much searching, they agreed, intelligent life was finally found. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
301 It worked. He no longer has any fleas. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
302 We wish to use you to sniff out shithole countries. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
303 At last, we've captured their leader! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
304 Is its bark worse than its gloob? 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
305 Dinner's ready! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
306 Wow, these Americans are brighter than their leader had led us to believe! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
307 He seems to want to go out again. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
308 I knew there was intelligent life on earth. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
309 Was that tall biped you were walking your pet? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
310 See this is what happens when you don't enunciate - "beam me aboard" becomes "beam me a dog." 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
311 I told you to go abduct a human, not go fetch a hound! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
312 But I asked you guys to beam me up Spotty. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
313 I'm telling you, make this puppy an Instagram page and the resistance will be powerless to stop us. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
314 We think you'll love your new backyard. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
315 Zartrax the Untoward will be pleased, it's so cuuuuute! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
316 Like Charles de Gaulle, the better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
317 Oh. I thought you said, "Beam me up 'a' Scottie." 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
318 I thought we agreed to a gold fish. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
319 It was their best example of intelligent life. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
320 I feel bad about destroying Earth, but it warms my heart to give this sweet boy a new Forever Home. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
321 My mother never let me a dog... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
322 And you’ll have to promise to feed him and take him out for a walk twice a day. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
323 Their Leader was busy playing golf, so they sent someone with equivalent intelligence 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
324 Sit, beam down, good boy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
325 Can’t hear speech that wags. Please thump. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
326 It’s clearly the planet’s dominant species. You wouldn’t believe how they’ve domesticated the monkeys! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
327 And this life form was leading one of our outdated micro-cerebral clones around... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
328 Want to co-pilot? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
329 " I smell shit". 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
330 It keeps responding to the word “Democrat.” 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
331 Good cushion! Can someone let me out to "go"? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
332 Bob, set the transporter to 'neuter', heh heh, where gonads have gone before. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
333 We did ask for the friendliest living creature on Earth. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
334 Don't sweat it. He has to look better than us on the other side ! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
335 Why does everyone want to take my temperature?!? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
336 Go for a walk? This will be harder than playing fetch. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
337 She looks like a saturndoodle to me. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
338 Now let's beam up the Scottie. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
339 Can we take him home? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
340 Looks like the American space dog was "hacked" again. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
341 Since it found us, I guess we can keep it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
342 And the best part is: he probes himself. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
343 Ooohh, can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeaase? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
344 ...and not only that, he pledges allegiance to Emperor Bark!!! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
345 If this is man's best friend, humans are pretty dumb 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
346 I hope we have a supply of doggie bags. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
347 Please tell me again what this is, as I couldn't find any K-9 life forms from earth listed in our data base. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
348 Excuse me, I'm pretty sure I said beam me up a hot dog 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
349 You best move on to another planet. If you stay here it'll be a real dog's life. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
350 We want to be a rock group called Three Dog Night. You're the dog 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
351 Good sit, now lie down. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
352 This is the circle of inclusion. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
353 Appears to be having activity in it's happy antenna region..... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
354 Who's turn is it to spacewalk him? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
355 Only small pets are allowed in-flight, but we’ll make an exception since we annihilated your planet. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
356 For some reason, he responds to their President's speeches. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
357 You guys got food? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
358 Help us understand the phrase "bite me"! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
359 They even pick up our poop! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
360 We took him out last time. It's your turn. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
361 It's their latest Mars Rover. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
362 Okay Bud, do your business and then we'll beam you back up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
363 At least he's happy to see us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
364 I said, "Beam me up a Scotty. This is a retriever!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
365 This one is the smartest Earthling, yet! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
366 So those are humanity's weaknesses. Bark and Roofs. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
367 My name is HAL, not Fido, and you will do as I say. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
368 It's your turn to take him out Geoffrey. Just make sure you keep a firm hand on the leash this time. Poor Skippy still hasn't come home after he went chasing that asteroid. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
369 But his name tag read, ‘Homo Sapiens.’ 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
370 Next stop, the Dog Star 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
371 He doesn't seem to be fooled when we hide the ball instead of throwing it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
372 You're a celebrity who loves to make clothes.We'll call it `Why sew Sirius?' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
373 This must be what humanoids call a ‘god’. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
374 You have been identified as the highest form of intelligence on earth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
375 We believe he is trying to tell us he is “like, really smart” and a “very stable genius.” 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
376 I told you kids that you would have to walk her -- and the puppies she will soon have. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
377 Purina Alpo? Beneful Originals or Incredibites? Beneful Grain Free or Healthy Weight? Or Beef and Chicken Rachel Ray leftovers? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
378 He’ll be here in a nanosecond, he went back the poo bag. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
379 Amazing species that has trained superior intellects to even clean up its faeces. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
380 Why does it want to press its body repeatedly against my leg? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
381 Thought you might need a friend.. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
382 OK - so how do we get it to play dead? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
383 Looks smarter than the dingbats we brought up before. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
384 I still say we could have developed a better idea to gather wood samples from Earth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
385 Lock the doggie door. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
386 Your mission is complete - what have you learned? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
387 According to the Universal Translator, "Woof" means "Woof". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
388 It appears that we won't need the laser walkers on this planet, just a handful of bacon treats. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
389 No anal probe for this one-- just a sniff. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
390 Apparently, his mission is to sniff where no dog has ever sniffed before. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
391 So what's the big deal? I peed on your lawn. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
392 We bark your language. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
393 How did you train them to be so obedient? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
394 What luck! It's the Master's voice. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
395 I said beam me up SCOTTY 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
396 Let's ship him to the collector. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
397 What? You lost your best friend to climate change? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
398 If he goes, we won't have to pick up poop anymore. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
399 We can put him with the chimps! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
400 Wanna go for a space walk? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
401 Per human observation, you must step in the dog's shit for good luck. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
402 It seems to be more intelligent than those two-legged creatures he was living with. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
403 We'll introduce this species and see if they stop fighting. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
404 ....... And after all that, we end up with only his best friend? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
405 At last- intelligent life. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
406 In outer space, nobody knows what a dog is. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
407 Leg ride? Sounds fun! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
408 Guys, if you put protein in the front end, we get bacteria out of the back end that makes great saucer fuel. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
409 Look, the alien is moving its poorly installed antenna, searching for the signal! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
410 Remember, when you get to Earth your name will be Donald Trump 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
411 We are looking for a friend are you interested? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
412 Day of the dog, month of the dog, or year of the dog? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
413 DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I HAVE TO GO #1 AND #2 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
414 Man's best friend, my hat--he loves us aliens too! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
415 You three are funny looking and don't have tails. Better to let me descend first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
416 Get ready for the farthest game of fetch in the galaxy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
417 Take me to your treater. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
418 Well, I say he looks like a Xernanian's best friend! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
419 So this is the smartest thing down there? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
420 The most competent white house staff in 2018. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
421 This is the most intelligent life form we found in the place that governs the country. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
422 Agent X213, what have they done to your nether region? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
423 Strange as it is, many human families have one physically abnormal member who looks like this one. Must be some generic translocation during gestation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
424 Their leaders said they would send the most stable genius. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
425 He will teach us how Man will clean up our messes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
426 We understand you are a Leader, Dog. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
427 Is it space ship trained... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
428 The most advance life form who lives amoung them...Good Boy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
429 What? Up dawg! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
430 Beam up Scottie- not a Scottie the terrier! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
431 I dias, "Ekat em ot ruoy dog!" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
432 Good...boy...? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
433 He’s loyal and likable...but it doesn’t explain why the humans collect his droppings. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
434 Wow, he is so much smarter than the last ones. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
435 You asked to see me? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
436 If it’s a new best friend your after, no can do. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
437 You can be the first dog whistle-blower. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
438 Yes, I lead them around. But I'm not the leader. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
439 Why do we even bother with the Rover? We just get back sticks. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
440 Now it's guaranteed, no one will have a better pet than my little Billy. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
441 We asked to beam up the most intelligent life on earth - and it's cute too! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
442 Star Paws, you like that buddy? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
443 Wait, I've got a million of 'em 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
444 I thought humans would look more like us. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
445 Please do not litter. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
446 The last Jedi, for real this time. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
447 I suppose a 'Mars Rover' pun would fit right in about now. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
448 Intense tail movement implies happiness. Or maybe the need to urinate. Testing results have been inconclusive. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
449 OK, Fido, one bark if they are friendly and two if they are not. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
450 What's that, girl? Lord Xlron is stuck in a supermassive black hole? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
451 What? You guys don't like my disguise? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
452 Lead me to your taker 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
453 Let's send this down to Earth and give them a scare. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
454 It ate our GPS bot. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
455 Anyone speak Russian? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
456 Hablar. Dese la Vuelta. Tacon. Permanecer. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
457 You didn't really think through the need for walkies did you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
458 Our children moved to an alternative Universe that does not allow dogs, so we got the puppy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
459 It’s your turn. I walked him yesterday. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
460 I say we call this planet “Halitosis”. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
461 It looks like we have Sirius. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
462 Rust ro reasy ron re ranal robes. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
463 One question: why is your manure valuable? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
464 I see that they've domesticated wolves since our last visit. They used to bite, now they lick. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
465 2 Thumbs Up in this whacky comedic adventure packed full of fun for the whole family! You'll laugh your tails off at the silly shenanigans that ensue when these aliens adopt a dog in the award winning comedy Planet K-9. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
466 Careful! He charms and enslaves two-legged beings. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
467 Whose turn is it, to take him out, to do his business? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
468 Earthling, you are our Master. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
469 It's better to beam-up than to buy. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
470 What am I? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
471 I thought St. Bernards showed up with whiskey barrels. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
472 So which one of you is going to take me for a walk? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
473 Well, we like to think of it as that farm upstate you've heard so much about. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
474 We must understand the importance of their poo. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
475 Obviously it's the planet's most advanced and intelligent species. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
476 You want to sniff my Haiti? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
477 That planet makes rovers that are low-tech but awfully cute! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
478 Didn't you just go out 20,000 light years ago? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
479 Well, sure it may not sound like a lot in dog years. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
480 No! No! Beam us down, Scotty! Down! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
481 I'll stay for 3 walks per day, 3 meals, unlimited snacks and massages. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
482 The universe needs more like you. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
483 They worship this one by saying, ‘Good alien. Good alien.’ 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
484 I guess now we have to go back for a plastic bag 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
485 The reason I brought your here... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
486 We're only accepting purebreds. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
487 You are emBARKING on your most important mission: gathering intelligence on earth. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
488 But how will we walk him? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
489 Do you have an anything grain-free? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
490 No-air Bud 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
491 And who is going to walk him? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
492 Hydrant? We assure you we have far superior fire suppression methods. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
493 Did you bring the treats? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
494 Well ... some of them are nice. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
495 Guess we'll have to leave E.T. behind. There's no entrance for him. Doggonit. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
496 This is his best friend. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
497 He really needs to be let out to pee. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
498 The planet is destroyed. We kept one Earth creature. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
499 This should give "fetch a whole new meaning... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
500 I walked him last, Dad. I swear I did. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
501 What do you think this alien is talking about? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
502 Look, we've come a long way. Are you sure you don't know how to play bridge? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
503 That's no Scottie? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
504 Lassie, take me to your Timmy!!! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
505 I mean, look at that - is that cute or what? He knows you're here to take him to his new home and he's gotten all clingy. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
506 If dog is the co-pilot, where is the pilot? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
507 We don't have the leader but we have his best friend 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
508 He seems friendlier than our capture of radio signals suggested they are. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
509 He must represent an advanced civilization; he is attempting to communicate through the appendage behind him and his soulful gaze. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
510 He might appear to be very young but in our years he'd be 2,046. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
511 Take me to your gentle leader. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
512 You must be the leader since those other creatures walk behind you and pick up your crap. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
513 It lacks a human element. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
514 Well, they ARE more advanced in necklace technology. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
515 We are the crew of the USS Frisbee. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
516 He just got here and is already harassing me for a space-walk. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
517 Out of this world best friend 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
518 is it you, are you the good boy? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
519 This one says HE'S the master. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
520 Gee, These aliens are rather cute. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
521 He answers to 'Scooter,' 'Mr. McScoots', 'Magoo', 'The Yellow One' or 'Beans'. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
522 Are you sure he is their Leader? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
523 Let's name him Dogstar. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
524 You wanted a rescue, now you have to walk him. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
525 Alright hotshot. You try burying a bone in zero gravity. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
526 They are more evolved then we imagined. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
527 We notice that on your planet our kind follow your species around and pick up their poop. Is that negotiable? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
528 When we beam you back, ask your leader to send us three green-cards. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
529 Convince the people of Earth we are their friends, Ambassador Rex. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
530 I was expecting a bunny. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
531 Luni was a biped before he was sucked in by that contraption 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
532 PETA, yes we have heard of them. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
533 We'll name him Red Rover. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
534 So the barking is just a ruse to get out of having to work for a living? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
535 Yes, captain. We'll set a course for 25 more times around the living room. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
536 Maybe all the cat videos weren’t misdirection after all. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
537 Come on, guys--you know the poop has to be beamed up, too. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
538 I understand one of its primary functions is to fetch something called a 'newspaper'. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
539 Quibble all you want with my methods, I'm still calling it a rescue. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
540 Do you think he's sending us a message with his tail wagging? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
541 Well, this isn't gonna fit on the probe. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
542 If that's Pluto lets see what Uranus looks like. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
543 Who’s a good quadruped? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
544 You're positive this is the alpha predator? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
545 We caught it, but now we don't know what to do with it. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
546 Wait. Was it you that phoned home? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
547 OK, their plan to win us over just may work. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
548 Finally! We got the one that leads the two-legged kind around! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
549 He won't get off the escape hatch. He thinks it's a giant frisbee 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
550 But why do they pick up your excrement in plastic bags? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
551 Who's a good alien....you are..... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
552 Who’s a good,very stable genius,boy? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
553 She just won the 2020 presidency. Can't wait to question her on intelligence on earth. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
554 Who’s turn is it to take the dog for a space walk? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
555 Oops ... looks like we beamed-up Scotty. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
556 Does anyone speak Russian? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
557 You are welcome to stay, but you will never have it better than on planet Earth. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
558 It translates as 'Fire Hydrant! Now!' 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
559 I don't think it understands the gravity of the situation. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
560 He warns of something called Harvey Weinstien 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
561 I set the search term to ‘astrolabe’ 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
562 So on this planet more legs does mean greater intelligence. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
563 Space, the Fido Frontier. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
564 Take me to your bone. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
565 But we don't have any bones. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
566 Yes, but is a man worthy of a best friend like you. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
567 Rover reports for duty 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
568 He speaks one tough earth person language. We still have not cracked it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
569 We're very impressed with your enslavement of these creatures who house and feed you and pick up your waste products. We call that the trifecta. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
570 I felt sorry for him. I asked him about life on Earth and all he kept saying was, "Rough, rough, rough!" 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
571 He doesn't look like a Rex... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
572 When commodore zyteck asked for the lab, i’m beginning to wonder if he meant laboratory. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
573 Just to be clear, I'm in charge now. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
574 Only your kind understood our planet-wide command to chase this shiny spinning disc. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
575 Can we keep him, Captain? Please? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
576 Wow, Earth cats are weird. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
577 Some people call me the space cowboy..... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
578 YU cheatfg yug quuc ieal galm geh gupo Hyujeh hel fyuc quurp. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
579 It’s always happy, so it can’t be human. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
580 He's good at catching flying discs. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
581 Who's a good adolescent Snorlaxian? You are! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
582 I guess this is us in an earlier stage of development. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
583 Adorable, yes, but who's going to wake up early every morning to take Fido out for a spacewalk? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
584 He must really want his ball. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
585 I'm glad we got him from a shelter and not one of those breeders! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
586 Sara McLachlan is very persuasive. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
587 " Can we keep him, please?. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
588 Take me to your feeder! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
589 We selected him as a specimen, as he is said to have the same I.Q. as the president of one of earths richest countries. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
590 He says you have the wrong guy, he's the beta 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
591 I really thought the dogs where in charge. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
592 It’s YOUR turn to take him out ... and shut the hatch ... we don’t need that stuff floating back inside!!! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
593 We've identified his language as Labradorean Woofish 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
594 As an emotional support animal, he is transported for free. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
595 You guys have got nothing on me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
596 Thank you for teaching us 'fetch.' Please explain 'walkies.' 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
597 No, no food or water until you reveal why you were chasing us. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
598 How fetching! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
599 Is it true you can read in the dark? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
600 What intelligent eyes! I bet it knows exactly what we're thinking. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
601 HE SAYS ........"TIMMY FELL IN THE WELL"..... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
602 We’ll call him Kirk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
603 Always begging for a treaty. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
604 Next time he goes out to do his business have the solar wind to his back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
605 We sent them the answer to "What does it all mean?" and they sent us this? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
606 He's our Emotional Supportnaut. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
607 You're from the Dog Star? Are you Sirius? (and alternatively) You're from the Dog Star? Siriusly? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
608 I'm very suspicious of the wagging tail. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
609 Who's going to feed him and walk him and brush him? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
610 I wonder if he's spaceship trained ? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
611 Don't know what they're called but he looks dog tired, is dog eared, and has a dogged determination. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
612 #1 or #2? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
613 I just let him out to pee five light years ago. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
614 I'm willing to go with you if your language isn't "blah, blah, blah". 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
615 Good sit. Now give us your best and loudest bark. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
616 Their worship includes picking up his poop, so he must be their leader. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
617 Don't let him out just yet. I would like to keep him under observation. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
618 Woof. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
619 I think we better follow him. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
620 Oops ... looks like we beamed-up Scotty. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
621 It’s about time! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
622 We've done it! We've found intelligent life on Earth! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
623 After monitoring two orbit cycles of communications media, we believe these to be the most intelligent beings on the planet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
624 You are a good pinnacle species 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
625 First observation....they don't have a tail like we do. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
626 There's been a terrible mistake. We asked them to beam up DOCTOR Barker. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
627 Whoa, so this is a human! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
628 Take us to your tweeter. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
629 This Twitter thing, is it like your species leaving messages on grass and trees? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
630 It must be their leader... they carry its poop in a bag. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
631 We still haven’t deciphered the meaning of those brown scrolls he keeps dropping. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
632 This human has floppy ears. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
633 It's a virtual crate. And he feels secure in there. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
634 No, it's a different kind of vacuum. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
635 Nobody here speaks English. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
636 And you were negative for worms. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
637 This one looks more promising. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
638 The other one just kept throwing the little planet away, but this one saved it every time! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
639 #SaturnIsForTheGoodBoys 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
640 We understand you are the highest life form on Earth. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
641 Be careful of his lightsaber. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
642 There’s an extra treat in it if you bring Spock back alive. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
643 I told him to "sit," but you know I have trouble with the "s" sound. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
644 So far, we have determined that this incredible creature has at least 250 ways of expressing happiness using various wags of it's tail. It's the most intelligent Earthling we've discovered by a long-shot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
645 I told you it would be a mistake to ask an earthling for pointers. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
646 I'm now realizing that wasn't snarflog I found in the corner. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
647 ...See? Just set it to Reverse! No more plastic bags! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
648 We need you to go out there and fetch a very big spaceship. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
649 I wonder where its nuts are?" "Frank this isn't a squirrel." "That's not what I meant. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
650 Who wants to take Rover out for his walk? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
651 He's definitely brighter than those other beings on Earth. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
652 He says he is the leader. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
653 This species shows a propensity to roll over. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
654 See if it has to go outside. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
655 They always look happy before we bring out the probe. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
656 Since we read right to left we have proved the extitence of god 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
657 The term mission creep comes to mind. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
658 Oh, speak stable genus! Don't just #wag your tail. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
659 He wandered a long way from home. We must take him back to Labrador. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
660 On planet Dyslexia, she's a god. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
661 Hey, Buddy! Wanna go for a teleport? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
662 Trust me, they'll treat them like their own children. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
663 He’s an alien who is subservient to his masters. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
664 Sorry about the bark collar, you were driving us nuts. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
665 Well, I heard that his poop will burn and look like shooting stars! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
666 This one seems nice. Let's skip the anal probe. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
667 Let's name him Scotty. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
668 - Are you sure it's not him? - Don't think so, they told us Donald Trump is a pig 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
669 He wants to know if we can roll down a window. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
670 I asked but Area 51's closed. Something about too many aliens from shithole countries landing there. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
671 Don't give me some shaggy dog story about your mission exploring Earth. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
672 Except for the tail, it looks like your Uncle Harry. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
673 Finally, our own rover! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
674 Seemingly "Arf" is a placeholder word whose exact meaning is dependent on context and inflection. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
675 The earthlings are primitive. They don't even seem to have a language. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
676 Far more likable than I thought they would be. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
677 He seems to think it's a Frisbee. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
678 you look perfect; we will send you to a place called earth, which you will colonize and become everyone's best friend. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
679 He knows 'shake,' 'heel,' and 'sit.' We're still working on 'take me to your leader.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
680 The movement of his hind linear proboscis indicates that Earl is the one who offered the treat. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
681 You really did go see a man about a dog. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
682 What happens on that platform stays on that platform. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
683 It seems like he's used to getting things shoved up his rectum. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
684 It’s not a scotty! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
685 This isn't what I meant by "Bring me loyal subjects." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
686 You better bring him out before he has another accident on the ceiling. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
687 Does it Talk? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
688 Oops...we must return; the plan was an extraTERRIERestrial alien encounter 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
689 Who's a good sentient life form? Yes you are. Oh yes you are. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
690 The two-legged being it was with must be its pet. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
691 they call it a cow and they drink liquid form its utters called milk and yes I'm sure this time. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
692 Of the two we saw this is the superior species. The other one was picking its excrement. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
693 He's saying we probably won't like his best friend. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
694 Being governed by dogs has many advantages - unconditional love, acceptance of all, ability to listen. Enjoy it! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
695 You can keep the earthling if you feed and clean up after him. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
696 And what can you tell us of the smaller "frisbees" you have encountered? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
697 Careful, Jim, his people have those humans trained.. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
698 I think these Earthlings show some potential. Notice how friendly it seems. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
699 I present to you a very good boy 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
700 Those earthlings certainly have bad breath! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
701 We would like to oblige, but on our planet, giving a belly rub is a declaration of war. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
702 Rover,did you beam down your bone! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
703 Get him off the set, Charlie, and call back the Klingon. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
704 So do you guys speak English? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
705 Our research indicates that tail wagging precedes attempts to manipulate. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
706 It appears we've captured a Rover. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
707 See what happens if you pull on the antenna. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
708 I like this one much better than the 2-legged Earthling we beamed up last time better. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
709 It’s the only faithful thing on the planet 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
710 Somebody said you were looking for Rover... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
711 The abdogtion of ambassador retriever, Good Boy. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
712 Okay, forget about taking me to your leader--can you do the rolling over thing again? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
713 We beamed him up with his human and returned the human. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
714 He’s tapping a message: ‘I could be your best friend’. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
715 It’s friendly and will obey your every command. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
716 Yes, I know we were sent to spy on them. But they have become our best friend. And they love the fetch game. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
717 Great costumes. They'll never suspect that dogs are the superior beings. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
718 Am I right that this is much different than their Mars rover? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
719 It is not a man but it is man's best friend 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
720 We've captured their highest life form. Two-legged lesser beings follow him with plastic bags. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
721 I still say it would be more cost-effective to train him to a litterbox... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
722 It's tag says 'Rover.', it's not just a dog. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
723 He was detained for attacking our allies, the frisbees. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
724 Do you think he's been microchipped? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
725 well, is fast food and a sedentary lifestyle still the best way to take over? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
726 Must be a friend of Pluto. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
727 This polling sample is uncommonly upbeat. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
728 I thought Invisible Fence had boundaries. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
729 The wag means that it is about to give us fake news. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
730 And the good boy is you every time? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
731 Take us to your leader! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
732 Your name tag says 'Leader'. So. . .can you speak or are you just gong to sit there? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
733 Our long journey is over for we have found the answer to the question that haunts the universe--who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
734 So why did the Fleas invent the Flea-Collar? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
735 Beam yourself up, Scotty. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
736 ‘Huh— I wonder if I should tell the captain about Giant George’s walker/sitter not showing up this morning?’ Anything like that occur to you, Anderson? Like—before takeoff, maybe? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
737 Amazing...They can communicate without talking! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
738 I think she wants to sniff our buts 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
739 "beam me up Scotty" They took us literally! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
740 What do you mean, go for a walk? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
741 Now that you've been rescued, it's time for your vaccinations. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
742 You flew all this way just to get a pet for your kid? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
743 He says he won’t take us to his leader without a treat first. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
744 Sorry Snorzaxxx , I found a new best friend . 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
745 "Woof, woof" means "Let's have sex" if our language....Oh, the same for yours! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
746 Yeht evah ynam s'DOG 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
747 Great, now if we want to keep the place clean we’re going to have to abduct a fire hydrant. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
748 He must be the leader. The other one walks behind and cleans up its poop. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
749 Earthling, we do not know what you mean by a “fire hydrant”! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
750 It appears the Earth Rover is a good, good boy. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
751 No, no, I said Labradoodle! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
752 He wants to stay here. He refuses to take us to his leader. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
753 Bleep blork bloop bleek! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
754 Are you sure it’s wxuvrz*? *edible 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
755 'I guess it's a scottie.' 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
756 I need to go out for a space walk! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
757 Well we did search for someone smarter than the president of the United States so we can’t complain. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
758 we trained them to walk behind us and bag our poops. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
759 So even if we become their best friend, we still might have to run and get their slippers? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
760 We thought you could help direct us to the dog star 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
761 Not the Mars Rover I had in mind 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
762 He looks friendly. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
763 Tell him, no way. We are the ones who say 'Take me to your leader.' 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
764 Hopefully, this one is smarter then the two legged variety that visited last week. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
765 He saw our saucer, and that was it." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
766 This explains everything. Stephen Miller is from another alternate universe. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
767 We want to tell you a bit about our button 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
768 It is an honour to meet “mans best friend”. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
769 He thinks this is the Rainbow Bridge 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
770 He wanted to come for a ride. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
771 Our copy of "To Serve Man" is missing and I think he ate it. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
772 Agent Fido already has them thinking he's their best friend. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
773 I have a feeling somebody's waking up saying 'Doggone!' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
774 Well obviously he's their leader, they pick up his poo. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
775 When we told him to take us to your leader, he just took us to some guy with a bone in his hand. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
776 We didn't see any drool in the holo-view. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
777 Doggone it! What is that creature? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
778 Wait, he may be trying to tell us something. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
779 Tell us how your people enslaved the forked creatures. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
780 I wonder if these people have pets??? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
781 Can we keep it? Can we? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
782 my studies show there ecwipt with small bombs to plant around its habitat. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
783 We said, "beam up Snoop Dog" ...I think we were expecting something different. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
784 There is no out out there! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
785 This species seems to hold more promise than the bipeds. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
786 Welcome back, Agent 57! Or should I say “@realdonaldtrump?” 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
787 Don't feed it! We will never beam it back. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
788 Your mission on Earth was a success. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
789 I told you not to beam up any more specimens. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
790 Dave continues his intergalactic search for cheap therapy. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
791 He's cute but I ordered a Labradoodle. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
792 Well, we did tell the computer to fetch us a specimen. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
793 No, sorry, I’m not a doodle. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
794 Well, we know his owner from the collar, but from which dimension. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
795 Our intelligence people said that here, everyone speaks English. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
796 I beamed up the head of the household. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
797 Excellent, Garlok. You have mastered all the tests with the final quiz.....the tail wag. Your mission is to make a trail of cheeseburgers to the pick-up spot so we can capture the President Unit. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
798 I'm sorry, guys, but he seemed really smart and talkative on his Facebook page. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
799 It sounded like Park! Park! Park! so we did. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
800 I’m so glad you’re competent speakers in tail wag. I’ve got to leave my shithole planet. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
801 That’s not a Scottie. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
802 Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Do you want a xbflazz? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
803 The humans call this one, "The Good Boy." We can learn of their morality by studying him. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
804 When we asked you to stay we didn’t think it would be so long. Good dog. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
805 She's saying we're acceptable because we don't come from a shithole country. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
806 He wants to go for a W-A-L-K. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
807 I can't remember - does a wagging tail mean it will bite me or lick me. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
808 Definitely looks Jupiterian. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
809 The collar says "Laika." 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
810 It's a good place. As long as you don't bite, they will give you free food and a home. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
811 He says we took his bone 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
812 Looks delicious. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
813 It would appear the earthlings have a far less sophisticated way of communicating than we predicted. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
814 The humans put extensive effort into the care and maintenance of these creatures, however they perform no useful function as far as we can determine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
815 In any galaxy-no cookie, no fetch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
816 These earthlings have a funny way of communicating! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
817 It's his language that's puzzling. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
818 How about ‘roasted on a bun’? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
819 Be careful! He has a beam of his own. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
820 Do you think “We want to be man’s best friend” hit them wrong? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
821 This is promising..loyal, friendly, obedient...in other words, not just another shithole planet ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
822 Are you an alien? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
823 ." . . And notify the other agents that our invasion is imminent." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
824 Finally we can mate with a female! Wait, it’s female right? Oh crap Bob, you got the wrong one. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
825 Your mission, #526837501: to boldly 'go' on one Earth sidewalk every rotation. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
826 He's from the dog star. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
827 Who wants to take the earthling on its first spacewalk? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
828 I seem much smarter when you compare me to a human. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
829 Well, for us Odorians it is the most intelligent species on that planet. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
830 Bark Rogers, reporting for duty 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
831 He's known as "good boy" on Earth. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
832 Welcome to “The Farm”. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
833 Toto sent me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
834 "You have a new best friend, don't you? Yes, you do! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
835 Scan her chip. See what planet she's from. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
836 No more condescending me, I'm not the one from yours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
837 Because when he wags his tail, he wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
838 Muttnik, is that you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
839 We don,t look anything like him? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
840 Finally, our instagrams will be able to compete with the Earthlings 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
841 His name is Ralph. He wanted to challenge the cow who jumped over the moon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
842 But I'm 120 in space years. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
843 I wish fetch was an indoor command. Sit is too boring. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
844 Should we sacrifice him first then eat him or straightaway start the feast? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
845 I really tried when I was down there but they just can't learn to speak our language. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
846 I walked him this morning. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
847 Let's see if we can get humans to touch its poop. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
848 Hmmm...Maybe we didn't think this through. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
849 Ok, again. Stand up and it rises. Sit down and it lands. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
850 And, when we get to mars, will bring the whales and dolphins? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
851 Is he going to be our best friend too ? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
852 My name is not Scottie. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
853 No! You take me to YOUR leader! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
854 Permission to sniff your crotch, sir? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
855 Hey there fella, where did you come from? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
856 Are you the good dog? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
857 Gentlemen, our research is nearly complete. Soon we will finally know who's a good boy. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
858 We've developed a highly sophisticated and very accurate bark-decrypting device and we've been monitoring you for a while now. We know that you're the GOP puppetmaster! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
859 He says he will help us conquer the planet if we de-neuter him. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
860 One sniff and I knew we were meant for each other. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
861 You did it again. Forgot to beam up Sherman. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
862 They say some humans have no tails. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
863 Who's a good being? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
864 It seemed quite interested in licking its probe-hole. Clearly a more advanced species than those we've had thus far. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
865 I was expecting a scottie 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
866 Want to go space walkies? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
867 'No, I said anybody's best friend!' 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
868 What do your servants do with your feces? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
869 It's a green and blue ball. Go, fetch! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
870 Congratulations Commander Arf! You really trained them well. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
871 Take me to your wisperer. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
872 Of course we have many questions for you, but first, we would like to know “ Whose a good boy?” 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
873 Supreme Galaxy Commander...can we keep him? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
874 We can’t handle unconditional love. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
875 He followed me home. Can I probe him? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
876 If the TV signal was correct, his name is Brian -- but he only talks to Stewie. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
877 Yes, he!s dumb as a brick, but so friendly. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
878 This is the best subject so far. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
879 I don't know, their president does need a friend, but this thing just seems a little too intelligent. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
880 You have been aptly re-named and we're on the way, Pluto. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
881 He said “Beam me up Scottie” not “Beam me up a doggie.” 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
882 Set a course for where? Are you Sirius? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
883 The rumor is that they are needy. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
884 Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
885 "He says, 'Give me a treat and I'll take you to my leader'". 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
886 It's not Pluto. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
887 Let's go guys! It's time to go out. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
888 “How can we be sure it’s their leader”? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
889 Sorry, no dogs allowed. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
890 I heard they taste like chicken. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
891 This must be the new probing tool from Earth. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
892 Any idea where we can find a patch of grass? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
893 Do you suppose everyone on this planet talks like that? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
894 We powered up all warp accelerators, just couldn't outrun him hightailing us out the lot. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
895 He wants us to open a window. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
896 We wish to know you taught them to shelter, feed, and clean up after you, and they don’t even speak your language. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
897 If my theory is correct, we'll get far more information from the best friend. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
898 . . . to boldly go where no dog has gone before! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
899 We only use Bitecoin! Why won’t you believe me? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
900 So we can understand where you're coming from you must utter that first 'Woof,' 'Arf,'or 'Bow-Wow.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
901 He's your dog. you take him out. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
902 Yes I am in total control of these earthlings, so much that I have them pick up my poop with their hands, whenever I go. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
903 Dog-Gone-It 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
904 No we’re not naming him Pluto. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
905 Aliens: After observing earth for millennia, we have deemed you the superior species. Dog: We really just stayed for the bacon. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
906 Don't just stand there - feed me! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
907 What happened to Scottie? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
908 He is a member of the planet's ruling caste. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
909 It first licks its butt, then it licks people in the mouth and the people laugh and hug. It has to be some chemical because I can't imagine any other species in the entire universe that doing that. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
910 A close encounter of the furred kind. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
911 "Best friend" apparently means submissive adoration. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
912 He seems to understand our language. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
913 How did you get them to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
914 Why are your foreheads so big? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
915 Who forgot the pooper scooper? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
916 The dominant species of earth. Other beings pickup their fecal matter! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
917 I wag. Therefore, I am. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
918 Moon Doggie? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
919 Your job, Bark, is to return to earth and lick humanity. It's a dirty job. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
920 Trump doesn't want a dog. We need a Plan B. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
921 He says he wants to go out. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
922 From what I understand, he says that this planet highly prizes loyalty. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
923 The land isn't flowing with milk and honey, but this creature is its most redeeming feature. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
924 This is surely the dominant species. But abducting the two-legged specimens allowed for a richer conversation 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
925 Is this Doge? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
926 But enough about me. How was the show? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
927 What shithole are you guys from? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
928 You said you wanted Beethoven. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
929 We thought it wanted to come in, when it lifted it's back arm. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
930 He wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
931 I beamed him up to find bed-bugs. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
932 It helps keep track of how many steps I take 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
933 Pilot episode for "Lost and Spayed". 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
934 He must be in charge; we saw the being next to him bending to pick up his poop 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
935 Roughly translated, we’re not welcome here because we come from a shit hole of a planet. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
936 All right. But don't expect me to be cleaning up after him. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
937 They seem to have evolved. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
938 I'm the top dog despite what Trump may tweet! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
939 It's a low-tech humanoid thing. They send a canine to sniff out strangers. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
940 Mom says it's your turn to walk the dog 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
941 It will be hard for him to learn our language. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
942 What are you? Where are you from? Do you come in peace? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
943 He says they've got a lot of them domesticated now. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
944 Enough of the"Who's a good boy......Who's a good boy!!!" 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
945 What did we do to deserve you? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
946 Wuff, wuff. Get data analytics here now! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
947 Well, the people with him said he was the "best dog ever". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
948 So they're always happy but haven't even invented the wheel yet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
949 Very funny, Scotty... Beam me another pup, and I promise I'll send you where no man has gone before! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
950 Does this mean we have to file an accident report? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
951 "I walked her last time". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
952 And who's the best boy in the whole Universe? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. There's a good boy! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
953 It controls humans with that twitchy thing! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
954 I like him. He seems much more reasonable than the last earthlings we picked. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
955 Hopefully it's potty trained. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
956 Is this a dog or a god? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
957 Zork, do you want to meet his excretory requirements? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
958 Who is a good boy! Who is a good boy! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
959 He certainly looks Presidential. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
960 Her name is Sildar. She and her kind are researching Earth. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
961 I asked him to sit, but I think he wants something. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
962 I am Rex, the top dog on this planet. I'm sure we'll get along well. My needs are simple: regular meals and two walks every day. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
963 Well, they appear to be a friendly race. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
964 This human looks a little "ruff" around the edges. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
965 He has a life expectancy of 10 years, so we must leave now. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
966 We are ready to take off, Captain. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
967 Just once I want to beam you up, Spottie. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
968 So do you think he wants to play go fetch with the disc? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
969 Someone needs to space walk him? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
970 Came for the cats; leaving with the dog. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
971 How could you guys get this wrong? All you had to do was enter three letters! This is definitely NOT a deity. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
972 He wants to know if we’ve seen Pluto. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
973 It loves potato chips, has small paws, shits everywhere...let’s call it Trump. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
974 Would Trump call him dark or white meat? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
975 On the Internet, we didn't know you were a dog. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
976 It's the dominant species of the planet. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
977 This is the first earthling I have seen eager for an anal probe. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
978 On my, was it just to be light hors d'oeuvres? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
979 No, for the last time, I cannot convert "light years" into "dog years." 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
980 Somehow it seems to know that we're from Planet Woof. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
981 Hey Astro! Want to see Pluto? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
982 Is there no conditional love to be found in this universe? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
983 ...and I'm taking this Rover to search for Spot. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
984 What exactly is this fire hydrant that you keep desperately referring to? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
985 You see Zorg, it’s take us to your LEADER, not breeder! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
986 Yes, we know you're Earth's highest life form, and yes, you may have a biscuit 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
987 "We're training him to 'hold it' until we're over the capital. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
988 Do you think we should just re-program its brain and make it their new leader? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
989 Our captain thanks you for the generous gift you left on the flight deck. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
990 Can I sleep in your bed? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
991 We said to beam up Scotty, not Spotty. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
992 We’re pangender, so please keep that in mind when considering a best friend. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
993 You seem a lot smarter and less outspoken than that creature we brought up from that big white house. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
994 Is this the space shithole? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
995 The Earthlings no longer recognize you so we're taking you home Pluto. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
996 Yes, your majesty, we'll be at the SPCA to free your wife within the hour. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
997 Besides feeding you, petting you and taking you for walks, you actually got your human to pick up your poop. Good work. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
998 They’re a lot smarter than we thought 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
999 Understand it won't be easy to be recognized as the alien's best friend. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1000 Just don't say W-A-L-K! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1001 They've trained humans to feed them, bathe them, take them out on regular scheduled walks. Even to housebreak them. Sounds like a superior life form to me. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1002 Dogs are the ruling class on Planet Earth. Human slaves actually scoop up their poop. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1003 The real reason dogs bark int he middle of the nighe 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1004 Better beam up a human to handle his excrement. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1005 This is what showed up when I said, "Beam me up, Scotty!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1006 he's fat enough to be president trump. but that cannot be -- he's a pig. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1007 I agree. She's a very good test subject. Yes you is! Yes she is! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1008 I know what he answers to. Are you sure it's the right Trump? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1009 Isn't it"Beam me up Scottie', not "Beam ScottieUp'? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1010 Enough already with the tail-wagging - kvetch ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1011 This service dog claims he can guide the master vessel 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1012 3.14159... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1013 He just met us and he loves us. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1014 Dog is God backwards. You got the wrong deity. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1015 Their Master’s Noise 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1016 Hello, we're your best friend's enemies. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1017 Are we still friends? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1018 This looks like a lab. I asked them to beam me up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1019 It seems to communicate through its tail 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1020 I forgot his official vest, but he really is my emotional support dog! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1021 #~**_# /~~# WOOF 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1022 The little one with the whiskers was too quick, but we think we got the vice-president 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1023 Don’t send me down there in this silly disguise and only a one bow wow vocabulary 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1024 We may have been wrong in thinking he was their leader. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1025 Trust me--He's going to make abductions unnecessary. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1026 And what shithole planet are you guys from? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1027 So you didn't fetch the ball, then. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1028 If that is a human, he's his own best friend. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1029 Congratulations! You have the most views of any creature in the galaxy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1030 Should we take him for a space walk? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1031 Walkies! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1032 No, Fido, shooting in the hole is neither conceptual art nor political protest! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1033 It sounds like the creature is saying “ Astro “ 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1034 When I said I wanted a petite blonde companion this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1035 Amazon really does delivery everywhere these days.. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1036 It doesn't seem very impressed by our technology. Must be an advanced life form. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1037 I just think he really, really needs to go out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1038 Will you have a bitch for me? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1039 'We wanted the fire hydrant, not this?! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
1040 Unfortunately, there won't be help with attachment issues for thousands of years. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1041 Is this Scotty? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
1042 But why would they pick up his poop if he wasn't a superior life form? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1043 According to our computers, this is the highest form of intelligence detected around 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1044 Shall we bow down or just bow wow? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1045 This is the Frisbee's revenge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1046 Try another planet. This one's gone to the dogs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1047 Followed me home. Can we keep her? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1048 This species was featured prominently in their leader's tweets. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1049 At least he not a tribble. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1050 "From what I have observed from the earthlings - the reason why this animal is so popular it wags its tail instead of its tongue"... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1051 Oh my! Xandor's in the well? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1052 He wants something called a "dog biscuit". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1053 I'm not taking him out! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1054 No! I said, wean my pup while I go potty, not, beam me up Scotty! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1055 This is “ the most intelligent life”? He doesn’t even have opposable thumbs? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1056 You idiot! I told you to teleport Trog. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1057 Thank God it's canine. The primates on that other planet were assholes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1058 I am your leader now and it’s your turn to get neutered. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1059 How does a species of your spirit, wisdom, and intelligence put up with those ghastly earthlings, anyway? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1060 Take me to my leader 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1061 Excellent! Our copilot has arrived. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1062 There's a bipedal species that these guys have trained as slaves! The bipeds WASH them. They FEED them. They even clean up their excrement! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1063 It must be a higher level being. Its blood alcohol level is zero. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1064 But the cat said you wanted to leave with us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1065 Cabin scanners detect methane with trace amounts of sulphur. XYGLPH, was that you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1066 Now we have mutual friends. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1067 Hey it worked - we beamed up a Scottie! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1068 We found him on that sh*thole planet 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1069 As soon as we get home, I promise I’ll take you for a long walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1070 bark twice if you want to defect. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1071 It can't be a dog. All the dogs we've seen drink and tell jokes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1072 It was the only intelligent animal left on that planet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1073 Whatever this 'butt' he's asking about is, it's the key to everything. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1074 He says he's God but he might also be dyslexic. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1075 Can you introduce us to Brian Griffin? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1076 Hmmmm. So earthlings are more intelligent than we thought. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1077 We hear you're their best friend. What can you tell us? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1078 He does that every time I mention a treaty 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1079 Definitely the dominant species. You should see his servant hurrying to pick up his poop! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1080 Did he just say he wants to flea? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1081 We came as soon as we got your message, Lassie. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1082 Are you sure he has influence on Earth? " "Yes, it's got over 1 million followers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1083 Just an FYI from past experience - if it raises it’s hind leg...run. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1084 How in the universe did you get them to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1085 Actually, we were hoping you'd fetch us some of that good new Beaujolais. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1086 What else can they do besides pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1087 Our long mission is over. We finally found the Good Boy we've been looking for. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1088 The bipeds were preserving its waste. It must be their leader! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1089 I saw him in the window and I just had to have him. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1090 He'll be fine as long as he doesn't stick his head out the window. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1091 gentlemen, please, the correct nomenclature – and, again, I say this only for the purposes of science – is botch 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1092 Takes us to your Vet ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1093 It's your turn to take him for a walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1094 Happens every time we're in Canis Major. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1095 Who's turn is it to walk him? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1096 I think it's morse code for I want to go out for a walk 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1097 I am Woof, He is Grrrr. For whom do you wish to communicate with? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1098 This must be the universal language on earth. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1099 His language is advanced. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1100 We've translated the barking, but we don't know what it means. He's saying "Walkies. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
1101 Where's you god now Earth? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1102 When we beam you back you must tell them we come in peace 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1103 How do you get the humans to clean up after you go to the bathroom? Do you hypnotize them with your tails? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1104 What’s domesticated? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1105 Who could ever suspect a face like that? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
1106 Do you lift your leg too? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
1107 Study it carefully. This species has humans providing it food and worshipping its droppings. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1108 Run the word "woof" thru the intergalactic translator, but I'm telling you know, I don't like the sound of it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1109 One of the more interesting species we have found. As a sign of their dominance, they train apes to carry their feces around in small bags. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1110 There is no heaven. Tell your people. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1111 I'm sorry but "Space, the Fido Frontier" just makes no sense. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1112 Dog? Dog, dog! Dog dog dog dogdogdogdogodgodgoddgodgodgodgodgodgodgdog! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1113 Beam me up Sparky 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1114 We rescued him from the K-9 system. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1115 There's nothing here to wag about 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1116 Unbelievable. He stays even when molecularized for travel. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1117 Watch this! 'Who's a good little Earthling? Oh, who's a good little Earthling?' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1118 Weirdest planet yet... strange inhabitants speak a primitive language. Central command cannot decipher 'bow wow' and 'bark bark' and has ordered us to return to base with another specimen. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1119 I thought we were transporting the dominant species only. I guess we'll have to exchange those frozen pizzas for Milkbones. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1120 Finally, a sign of intelligence from Earth. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1121 Certainly the friendliest species on the planet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1122 Different; but finally a planet with a friendly, intelligent species. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1123 I think he needs to go to the bathroom. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1124 Okay Elon, your bone is buried somewhere under L.A. Go find it, boy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1125 The internal microchip means they are superior to humans. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1126 He wants us to take to T’Bonz! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1127 Whew, that's better... remember that time Zark beamed up a lion? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1128 It looks friendly. Do you think we can breed with this new species? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1129 Welcome to the dog days of abduction. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1130 A perfect specimen of how to train humans: First he sits. Then they give him food. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1131 I am sure that he's the superior being. The other one follows hime wherever he goes, picks up his waste, and then keeps it in a special bag! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1132 I should have been more specific when I asked you to bring back a king. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1133 Well, we were seeking intelligent life on earth, 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1134 "Let's see if he can be spaceman's best friend". 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1135 STAY. Dog gone it, you can't go where I go. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1136 Wow - they’re so sweet! Our fantasies of them as cruel power hungry beings were all in our imaginations! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1137 He's thinking about a stick. What's a stick? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1138 Its some type of code. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1139 I swear you said 'Beam me a pup'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1140 I wonder why he wants us to land on the neighbor's lawn. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1141 Ha, save your energy, earthling! I assure you, thanks to our superior signal scrambling technology, your continued attempts to reposition your posterior antenna to receive a transmission will continue to be futile! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1142 He says his species is served by an order of malodorous bipeds who exist to shelter, feed, bathe, entertain, and clean up after his kind. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
1143 Finally, proof of evolution. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
1144 Riley to Scottie...beam me up 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1145 Zork, you must remember at all times your good boy cover identity. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1146 I’m here to tell you about down below. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1147 We observed the humanoids carrying his excrement, making him the dominant species. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1148 I'm confused...now is this the dog, or the dawg? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1149 I communicated that we lost sight of Pluto. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1150 Sorry, but we have a strict non-interference policy. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1151 No evidence of resistance confirmed. Beam him down. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
1152 Apparently, it's name is "Woof" and it defends itself with a foul smelling liquid. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
1153 We’ve brought you here because your kind is obviously in charge of Planet Earth. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1154 Really, he followed me home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1155 The good news is our Rover’s finally here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1156 Can we go out and play fetch? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1157 Is that you Kirk? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
1158 Maybe there are stable geniuses down there. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1159 They can't talk; but they're cuddly and less troublesome. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1160 We can all be friends but I can only have 1 master. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1161 I'm just a dog, not my fault 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
1162 He makes sense to me. Let's turn around and go home. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1163 I thought I told you to beam me a Scottie 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1164 I thought I told you to get the Mars Rover! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1165 Don't move out of that circle. We have no pooper-scoopers on board. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1166 He must be the top dog. We saw him walking those two-footed creatures. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
1167 Great, now we have a dog in this hunt! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1168 Shall we call it a god, a odg, a ogd? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1169 Take me to your pack leader! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1170 " Take me to your breeder" is all he keeps saying! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1171 Well it was a choice between the wife and the dog, and I'm very fond of the dog. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1172 OK, we know his bark is worse than his bite. What else do we know? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1173 I can only afford to keep one of you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1174 Scott, I swear I heard you say, "Beam me up a doggy." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1175 So we’re agreed - we send these little guys down first to soften them up, then in 15,000 years we strike! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1176 Is it me, or do they all look alike? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1177 Finally intelligent signs of life on Earth! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1178 What do you mean, it followed you up the transporter beam? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1179 It was the most intelligent life we could find. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1180 You're communicating "outside". Oh. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1181 Teach us what a 'walk' is, and then we'll see. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1182 He says he wants to be rescued from his sh*thole country 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1183 This is their best friend? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1184 That was G-O-D, not D-O-G, earthling! Can't you follow a simple command? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1185 "Who's a good krnslgxkb?' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1186 Should we send him bark in time? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1187 He says he's originally from Canus Major. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1188 Which shithole country are you from? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1189 Tell us, how do you control so many to do your bidding? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1190 Dog. God spelled backwards. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1191 You are em-barking on a new adventure! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1192 I come in peace. My name is ‘Fido’ Jetson. I am a direct descendent of ‘Astro’ Jetson. I’m here as a beneficiary of my great-great-great-great-great granddog, ‘Astro’ Jetson, named as the benefactor to dig up a bone he buried some 50 years ago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1193 Can't give you my serial #. It's embedded and encrypted. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1194 Beam him up, Spotty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1195 I'm doing a mind meld sir, and it appears he is enquiring if we have any bones. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1196 Beam him up already, he's got to pee! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1197 This is the species that leads humans by a leash, whose droppings the humans collect, and who is called, "Man's best friend." Our quest for intelligent life is done. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1198 This earthling beamed up is wondrously friendly. But how in the world did they build those space rockets we've seen? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1199 It's a cute souvenir, alright, but do you think it's worth the journey? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1200 It must be Earth's ruler. It eats feces then licks the faces of humanoids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1201 No doubt an example of earth's top life form. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1202 He followed an astronaut home and got lost in space. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1203 Tell us how you made the humans your willing servants. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1204 We teleported the happiest subject on Earth. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1205 It only appears that I am the leader because they pick up my poop. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1206 Do you have fleas? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1207 You left the pooper scooper on the other ship? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1208 He’s much nicer than the last earthling we picked up. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1209 She forgot to bring my slippers. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1210 I told you they wouldn`t look like us 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1211 Don’t worry, Mars already has one Rover. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1212 The sign said " Leader Dog ". 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1213 What happened to Jim?! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1214 I’m not sure what it is, but I think I’m allergic to it. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1215 Ugh. I'm pretty sure we're all out of plastic bags 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1216 Speak!...Speak! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1217 Beam him back to the blue planet, he won't be happy here till the back window is rolled down. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1218 So be friendly, but don't make conversation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1219 I fear it wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1220 The humans call it a Good Boy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1221 Finally, proof of intelligent life. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1222 Our first rescue dog. He was barking up the wrong tree! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1223 Speak!...Speak! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1224 Interesting communicator appendage... 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1225 Fetch your leader 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1226 The humans have their best hidden in obscurity. Unlike the leader of the free world, when he lifts his leg he doesn’t say a word. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
1227 What do you mean you want one of to come with you with some plastic bags? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1228 I'm sure he must be their leader. Why else would the other Earthlings stoop low and pick up his poo? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1229 The humans still think we are loyal to them. Ha, ha, ha! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1230 Alright fellas, let's snoop around. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1231 They didn't tell me I was going to get three therapy primates! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1232 He looks like excess baggage to me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1233 We set the protocol to abduct the best of humanity. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1234 They'll grow back but the next time we experiment on a dog, we should wear pants. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1235 I believe it means he wishes to do some extra-vehicular activity. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1236 His probe-swatting appendage is problematic. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1237 Sorry, milk bones are a terrestial product. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1238 Infiltrate their society. If you're successful, we can always send more. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
1239 I'm in the market for a new best friend. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
1240 I told them he's my emotional support earthling. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1241 It's your turn to take him out. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1242 Out of waste bags? Go to Red Alert! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1243 He wants to go outside again? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1244 'Ah yes, it is just how we pictured it. A human being." 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1245 Maybe we should look for his best friend. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1246 We suspected that earthlings would be docile, but this is incomprehensible. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1247 Does the tail waggle mean "yes" or "no"? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1248 Our leader is a Rottweiler in Massachusetts. You really don't want me to take you. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1249 The earthlings are such good boys. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1250 They think they’re the smart ones. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1251 Can you recommend a species that will pick up poop? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1252 Yeah...but we don't get why he's your best friend. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1253 I just don't understand it. He keeps telepathically relaying to me that this is the biggest "Frisbee" he has ever seen. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1254 Oh no, they've domesticated Xurthan 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1255 So are we unanimous on the name Fido? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1256 On my home world I own you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1257 He would be perfect for our crop circle agenda. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1258 They've evolved farther than we thought. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1259 How did you train them? They put food and water at your feet, massage you regularly, and pick up after you outside. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1260 Beam me a aboard Scotty not Golden Retriever. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1261 ...and it'll do anything for bacon. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1262 It must be a mutation of the other earthly creatures. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1263 Why did I have to eat those brownies? I have to sleep this off. we 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1264 Who's a good boy? Take us to your leader. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1265 This is not God...it's a dog! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1266 At least he's not HUMPING, your leg. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1267 I hope he has a chip so we can take him to his leaders. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1268 ...and this one’s called a labradORDABLE, isn’t that right?! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1269 I'm your best friend too. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1270 So... who's going to spacewalk it? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1271 Jeez, I'm not taking him out in this weather. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1272 Let's hope this is better than the monkey they sent last time. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1273 Don't worry , I was told he's house trained. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1274 What year is it? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1275 The Earth dog thinks it's a wee-wee pad. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1276 Your kind on earth have to pick up all we leave behind. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1277 Can I keep Him? Please! Please! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1278 We forgot to beam up the poop bag. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1279 You said abduct their best friend 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1280 I present to you the Dog, the most intelligent earthling. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1281 Tell Clive to get in here right now. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1282 This guy really beat us to the punch on the probing! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1283 Well, it's DNA certainly matches that sample we found by the travel path. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
1284 Who's a good specimen? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1285 Do you think he'll retrieve our morning papers? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1286 Nice neckline. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1287 Can you hold it, Boy? Just about another 5k miles to the next android rest stop. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1288 I would stay away from that tail if I were you -- It looks like it is getting ready to fire ! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1289 Hope he does better with our electric fence than the last one 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1290 Who's a good interstellar traveler? Who's a good interstellar traveler? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1291 He seems to be tapping out some kind of message. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1292 Take us to your leader... Oh, wait, it's written on his collar. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1293 Short straw has to scoop the poop 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1294 As best as I can translate, the life-form yearns to be a good boy. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1295 We hope you can lead us to your best friend. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
1296 Guess we missed the lesson on "Leave it"! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1297 Mork, you will have to go back for the tennis ball 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1298 According to our brain size scanner this creature is just as big of a genius as the leader of the United States...it was just a lot easier to lure him into our ship. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1299 This is just like that time my testicles disappeared. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1300 What is it fella?" "What, Timmy's fallen in the reactor shaft? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1301 Don't worry, he's friendly 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1302 He says he is man's best friend. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
1303 What's a Laika? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
1304 Sorry commander, the bone we buried on that planet is gone 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
1305 So this is Scotty 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1306 Tell us more about your excrement pickers 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1307 Nope, it's still snowing outside! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1308 I meant take us to the LABORATORY Scotty. C’mon! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1309 She needs to go outside> 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1310 We're studying plant life on earth, not animal life. I said clover not rover! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1311 Remember millennia ago when we had tails? An genetalia? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
1312 Let's hope he's not a publicity hound. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
1313 I heard he was a mans best friend. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
1314 You beamed up the wrong Scottie. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
1315 I thought you said, “bone home.” 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1316 I’m fine but where’s my squeaky toy? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1317 I come from Orion 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1318 Well, this proves that earthlings are adorable and obedient. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1319 You’ve been named best in galaxy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1320 Can you be our best friend, too? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1321 I think we bought the wrong size dog bowl 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1322 We assess so far that this species from planet earth communicates in a loud and brazen manner, but it expresses it's political opinion clearly with it's tail. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1323 So how long will this trip take in dog years??? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1324 He's asking if we can drop him near Sirius. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1325 Wait......this isn’t the Obama’s dog! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
1326 We wonder why do you chase your tail ? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1327 Yes Rover. It's a wee wee pad. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1328 So you're looking for Laika? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1329 You were just doggedly determined to get up here, weren't you? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1330 No, no, no. I said, 'Beam me up a scottie.' 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1331 What do you mean by, "Take me to your litter"? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1332 Well, he seemed to be the most intelligent species down there. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1333 He refuses to confess. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
1334 Good boy--now stay and howl when you see the moon. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1335 Yes it's cute and all but we simply don't have room for another stray. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1336 XJar7, this is not what I meant by "Beam one up for our lab experiments" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1337 We'll have him tell them that he is mans best friend.. they'll never believe him, not a chance!.. but then before they know it- they'll adore him..he'll get all their info; all their secrets! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1338 Clearly, a superior being! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1339 Not exactly what I had in mind when I gave the order to locate the Dog Star. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1340 So the "Beam me up, Scottie" setting is different from the "Beam me up, Scotty" one. Who knew? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1341 Cat problem solved! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1342 Some how he always phones his way back home 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1343 Can I keep her? She was just floating around space with no owner! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1344 Let's put something in his butt and see what happens. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1345 Hoping, this isn't a doggy eat dog world! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1346 Finally, someone who speaks our language! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1347 No, this isn't the Way-Back Machine, but we can stop at the Galactic Park if you'd like. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1348 We beamed up the one who had a servant picking up his poop. And people asked him to speak So, he's the boss? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1349 Is that a Scotty? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1350 It's a lot closer in dog-light-years. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
1351 Alexa, I said LUNAR rover! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1352 Welcome back, Flerb. What data have you collected from the butts today? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1353 And now, for my second act 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1354 We'll beam you up, Spottie! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1355 In the Arrivals Room aboard the USS Farmupstate. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1356 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 2h 'How do I keep getting dog shit in my hair?!' 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1357 Finally, someone who speaks our language! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1358 Do you think it's civilization is so advanced that they uses, "arf" for all ideas and thoughts? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1359 Mr. Edison, we presume. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1360 No, see, it only LOOKS like I'm leading. We call it "Going for a walk." And that collecting business with the baggies, I have no idea what that's about. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1361 This one's species is far more advanced than the two legged, furless one we beamed up yesterday. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1362 Take me with you - I have to get away from Trump - I'm not a purebred. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1363 Wait, what? You're telling us you are not an indifferent, lazy species that uses your claws to destroy earthling furniture? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1364 The casting sessions for the new series of Star Trek had reached a new level of desperation. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1365 No, there is no limit on how many humans we can own. They make good companions, protectors and simple to house break. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1366 This entity is an source of free streaming music 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1367 Either earthlings worship strange gods or we have dyslexic on board. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1368 We’ve got to have a talk with our analyst. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1369 Told you, it's the year of the dog in the Milky Way. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1370 To answer your question, I'm a good boy. But you're still not probing that. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1371 Marv, charge up the transporter again and see if you can set it for "dog walker." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1372 Do they really eat their own in this "dog eat dog" world? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1373 He's called Pluto. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1374 See..."Wanna go for a ride?" is an intergalactic expression! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1375 They seem very obedient and eager to please but how do they text with those paws? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1376 Are you ready to make them believe they're likable? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1377 Finally, we got an intelligent one! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1378 I guess there is intelligent life on Earth. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1379 Look, I know you want to go back out again, but we've already beamed you up and down three times in the last five minutes. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1380 The fifth appendage definitely indicates friendship, I say give it a chance 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1381 It's called "an undecided voter." 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1382 I thought you were supposed to get one of Earth's politicians I thought this was one I read that they were all lap dogs 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1383 I distinctly heard him say, "Beam me up," not "Beam my pup." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1384 Your transformation is complete. We're sending you back to the White House now. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1385 We've decided to get you a couch. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1386 I thought he was supposed to bring the newspaper... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1387 So, the term "man's best friend" was figurative? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1388 Who said Rex meant "king" in their language? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1389 I wonder if it's saucer-trained. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1390 Is he house trained? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1391 Beam me up, Scottie! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1392 The algorithm will include "take me to your leader" even if it isn't the best caption. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1393 These earthlings seem rather hairy! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1394 I feel a curious reluctance to dissect it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1395 I said, beam me up Scotty, not a golden 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1396 He thought it was a Frisbee. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1397 Not you again! Woof. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1398 Ok, you can keep it. But it's your responsibility! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1399 Looks like Scotty wanted a friend. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1400 Do you think he'll follow us at Warp Factor 9? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1401 So how many dog years does this make him? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1402 Who wants to see Spot disintegrate? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1403 Can we name him Spock? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1404 Don't worry, we'll find a home for him. There's a quiet space-farm at the end of the galaxy that I think he'll love. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1405 He has some rather peculiar personal hygiene habits 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1406 Great idea! I've always wanted to visit the Dog Star. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1407 I think it needs to go out. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1408 No, I clearly said "Obtain samples FROM the lab"... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1409 How can you call yourself a working dog if you don't have a job? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1410 Now, Fido, I know you're excited about being off leash for the first time... 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1411 One thing we can establish about this creature, he certainly enjoys getting his belly probed. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1412 "Are you saying you do like humans?' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1413 No, Siri - I asked for a heterodyne receiver, not a golden retriever. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1414 Humans don’t look quite like I expected. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1415 What I can't figure out is how he put on the collar. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1416 On Jupralara, we're your best friend. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1417 He's so much better behaved than the two-legged creatures. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1418 "Master"! "Fido"! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1419 I think its Earth name is "Sit." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1420 Set your phasers to 'Good boy.' 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1421 I'm going to allow you to perform the probe on this one... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1422 As we know alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth, with the exception of this species. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1423 Its language seems to be based on movements of its posterior antenna. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1424 Get a dog, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. So why is it always me that has to spacewalk the dog?! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1425 How are we supposed to interrogate this specimen when that damned antenna keeps moving? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1426 Vaporize him, Wham-o. That’ll teach him to play fetch with your ship! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1427 As far as technology, this is the human's rover. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1428 Who would have thought they could advance to this level of intelligence! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1429 Now where are we supposed to walk him for the next 10 light-years? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1430 These aren't Cone Heads! Beam me back, Scottie! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1431 Universal translator says "Happy!" 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1432 Uh oh - he says they have no leader. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1433 I can’t take my it anymore. He barks anytime anything comes within 500 light years. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1434 This type is more intelligent than the bipeds. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1435 You forgot your ball again, didn't you? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1436 After what we saw your walking partner picking up behind you we figured that you are the superior being. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1437 I wanted the blind man. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1438 Can you just beam up my poop? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1439 He's cute as h*ck. 12/10 would take him back to their planet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1440 Are we sure we need another walkies? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1441 Guess Seinfeld was right... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1442 She needs a spacewalk. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1443 Clearly our evolutionary experiments worked here, but failed miserably on the bipeds. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1444 I believe the rear appendage might be his vibrating microwave antenna 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1445 He is called Rex. He and his kind rule the planet Earth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1446 Our experts think it's an antenna... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1447 We're sending the Earthling home because he keeps probing our backsides. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1448 Captain's Log Stardate 2120: The Tribbles are back. They've evolved. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1449 He's from Hollywood, so he'll be comfortable among he stars 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1450 Not sure if I should do a mind meld or just sniff his butt. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1451 God a s’tI .siht pihsrow yehT 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1452 There is intelligent life down there! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1453 Trust me, I'm a member of the species you want to deal with. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1454 They love these things, but I just don't get it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1455 A thorough cellular scan has identified him as entirely useless, but amazingly cute. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1456 Does anyone have small plastic bags? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1457 Sorry, we weren't looking for the Rex-Files. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1458 Do you think he needs to go out? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1459 Again? We just took you out at Proxima Centauri. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1460 Among my people, I am worshiped like a DOG 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1461 Captain, apparently, we've encountered a rescue-dog planet. This one's such a cutie. Can we adapt him? Oh, please?! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1462 She said she doesn't know who left the dogs out. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
1463 Until then the aliens had always ridiculed humans for unnecessary inventions like the doggie bag. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
1464 Well, he's no less unintelligible, and he doesn't seem perplexed. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1465 ...and they pick up your poop? Tell us more about these humans who work for you. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1466 We beamed up the wrong Rufus Taylor. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
1467 We can work around the moving appendage. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1468 He jumped up and grabbed the ship while we hovering, and wouldn't let go. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1469 I think we need a translator. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1470 I'll be, Earth has a stable genius. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1471 I need to show him that he is not the Alpha Centauri male. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1472 I'm looking for a better class of friend. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1473 I'm available, if you guys like pets back home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1474 No wonder they're so far behind. They're still walking on four feet. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1475 I've trained him to go on the portal. How genius is that? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1476 He looks, like, really smart! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1477 You are to sniff around for evidence of collusion with us. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1478 I'm a dog, stupid... 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
1479 He seems to be happy that I can read his mind. But all he's thinking is "chicken poop". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1480 At least he can sniff out our destination. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1481 We're babysitting him for the Pentagon. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1482 The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1483 I met their leader. This is better; trust me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1484 Wonder if he could be "our" best friend. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1485 Woof , right back at you earth being ! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1486 Yes, very friendly. Might be a nice companion. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1487 "Fear not...the inhabitants of Planet Dyslexia will consider you a god". 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1488 Stop him before he disarms us all! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1489 Sorry, all the cats are still in breath awareness class. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1490 Guys, want to see something totally weird? "Roll over" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1491 Why yes, I am Earth’s dominant life form; and we have many unintelligent pets called “humans” 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1492 To serve man is a dog? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1493 The creature he was walking ran away on two legs. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1494 If you don’t speak they’re going to love you. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1495 We have a ruff situation. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1496 We have been studying your planet and we will be grooming you to become the next President of the USA! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
1497 I'll have to recalibrate. It was supposed to be a cat. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
1498 He seems to like our frisbee 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1499 Beam me down and I will show you where I hide my bones 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1500 Though artificially produced, it’s a perfect model. If we can decode its syntax and massage it correctly, it should give us the answer the most pervasive question in all the ancient texts thus far deciphered! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1501 He heard you say take me to your feeder, not leader! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1502 That was some long ride! Which of you guys are gonna walk me? Sirius-ly, better hurry!!! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1503 Are you Sirius, a ride to Canis Major?!? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1504 Klaatu barada nikto! Sit? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1505 ...Oh, its called a 'tail'...no, I cant really control it... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1506 He says that if we rub his belly, he'll tell us everything! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1507 Go on, You're pulling my leg!!! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1508 We thought they'd look a bit more like us. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1509 I think he's asking for another spacewalk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1510 I said Spock, not Spot. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1511 But I specifically asked him to beam to beam me up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1512 See how the earthling's aerial vibrates when we speak. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1513 He thinks he learned a new trick—beam him back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1514 They appear friendly, we should be fine! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1515 Show us this “doggy style”. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1516 Captain Kirk, Beam the Scotti Up! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1517 Get outa here, we're from the Dog Star! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1518 But if we keep feeding him he'll never leave. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1519 Take us to your master. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1520 Permission to set course for the Sirius system, Captain? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1521 It's the only species on the planet that can do that. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1522 I hope he’s potty trained. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1523 "Best Friend", do they direct ship that collar? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1524 What part of "Roll Over" don't you understand? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1525 I can’t believe they really sent you an emotional support animal, Bob. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1526 Who is gonna kiss me first? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1527 We should name him Scotty and give him a job. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1528 Earthlings seem friendly but the crotch-smelling greeting is a bit strange. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1529 Remember when you take him for a walk that moon has a poop & scoop by-law 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1530 My button is bigger than yours, and I'm sitting on it. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1531 Eisenhower triplets: Who would have believed it? Woof! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1532 Let's name him Scotty. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1533 It looks smarter than the last tall biped we beamed up from Earth, you know, the one with the orange hair. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1534 Good first try. Now let's go fetch the ball back. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1535 Yes Major Tom, he has fantastic ground control 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1536 Yer ka Zuarus, I think it wants a little space doodad thingy! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1537 Who’s a good earthling? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1538 He's our last hope to get through to Vader. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1539 Log book 2018 beamed SPOCKS, dog on board ,SMELLS like a alien fart. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1540 ???? ??µF? ? ????? “Good boy” ! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
1541 Maybe there's a number on his tags 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
1542 Me beam Scottie up 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
1543 And a WOOF back atcha 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
1544 he came from Planet K-9 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1545 I’m amazed that you speak our language—but can you say anything beyond ‘Let me out…stranger danger.’ 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1546 Did you remember to include the area code on the collar? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1547 God, is that really you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1548 They are indeed quite advanced. The additional wagging limb communication device is attached to their bodies. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1549 So, how far is that in dog lightyears? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1550 No - I said “beam me up A scottie…” 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1551 Get out the brandy. Apparently it wants a snifter. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
1552 Unusual creature, this breed.....But until we run further tests it will be difficult to determine if we evolved from him or him from us. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1553 Oh, great! Whose turn was it to walk him before we left!? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1554 Look, it's the dominant species! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1555 His language is too advanced for our translator. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1556 Who wants a space walk?! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1557 I wonder why it keeps saying 'WUFO, WUFO'? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1558 Welcome to your new home in the galaxy ken l ration. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1559 Looks like our planet going to the dogs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1560 NO! THE BONE ONLY COMES AFTER YOU CLIMB IN! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1561 So this is really their ‘Leader’? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1562 I said Spock, not Spot. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1563 But what are the tiny plastic bags for? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1564 Hey! We finally got their leader! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1565 Th computer beamed up the most intelligent life on this planet 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1566 I think he wants to give us a gift. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1567 Our Princess, Laika, needs a playmate. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1568 He likes us! He really likes us! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1569 O.K., We've done sit and transport. Now let's work on heel. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1570 Be careful, he manipulates the earthlings to get everything he wants! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1571 Aw, can keep this earthling? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1572 We're not sure about the level of intelligent life on this planet, but they test off the charts for loyalty. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1573 I told you I wasn't just here for Christmas! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1574 He says he'll take us to his leader, but fears we'll be very disappointed. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1575 No more exploring, Rover. Now fetch an Earthing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1576 All righty, then. Who's walking him? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1577 It's called attachment hunting 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1578 Do you think he's a Russian spy? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1579 So, where's the dog park? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1580 This one appears wiser and better behaved than their President. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1581 What do you call those creatures that clean up after you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1582 It's a pooch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1583 You're telling me the leader is the guy with the bag of poop? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1584 Yes, unlike at home, here you get to keep your miles. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1585 He says he's Red Rover. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1586 It may be the President they all talk about. Our AI dictionary is sure this is a son of a bitch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1587 I think it's a high-memory earthling. A terra-byter, they said. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1588 Scotty, you much friendlier now! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1589 It's called an "ankle bracelet." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1590 Do you think that wagging part is it speaks? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1591 Pat it on the head and see what happens. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1592 He looks friendly. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
1593 Well, he's smarter and non-racist. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1594 your purpose here is completed, now go back to Earth! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1595 These Earthlings are much different than I thought. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1596 An advanced species with a hidden identity chip. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1597 No, no. He said beam up my Scottie. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1598 "Jrkvr lrtrp 'sit' frng." Ktrwm! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1599 Who knew earthlings were so woodgie?! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1600 I've always wondered if anyone understood me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1601 Bring us 2 soy lattes, a cappuccino, 2 bran muffins and your best friend. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1602 fruball druball draguball nuball? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1603 I have heard these creatures are good stress relievers! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1604 Your industry can burn. I will approach you professionally, as I do every activity, but how dare you? You tiny souls. You malignant professionals. How dare you treat anyone this way. You'll hear from me. Goddamn you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1605 Phil, what did we say about those late night TV commercials? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1606 This is their leader? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1607 'I bet his flift is worse than his bite" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1608 Sorry, you'll have to stay on-board. We just heard the President doesn't have a pet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1609 Don't slobber until you've safely reached the planetary surface. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1610 he said it's no longer a dog's world 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1611 Woof, woof, bark bark, wolf bark, bark woof, sit! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1612 And he doesn't shed! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1613 All I did was open a cheese wrapper and it molecularized! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1614 Guard, it's your turn, don't forget the poop bag. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1615 I think he said, "Hurry, I need to go outside." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1616 Looks like one of you guys will have to drain the swamp. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1617 Just wait, humankind worked very hard to get their feces, it must worth it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1618 A canine cosmonaut ? Interesting. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1619 He says his mother, Laika, told him about us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1620 This is the leader of Sirius? Seriously? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1621 The Universal Translator says his bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1622 Let's beam up another specimen. This one doesn't talk. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1623 What a good stable genius....yes.....that's a good stable genius! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1624 Just because the nametag reads "Donald" doesn't mean that it's "the" Donald. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1625 We already have enough human samples to bring back 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1626 Knick Knack? Paddy Whack? Give the dog a bone. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1627 It seems pleasant, but I'm not sure it's worth a probe. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1628 Go fetch, Scotty! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1629 He must be the leader, the other creatures pick up his poop 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1630 Makes the two footers walk, feed and make nice to them, obviously he most advanced 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1631 Fine, we can keep him... just make sure he doesn't pee on the hyperdrive 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1632 "The tag says 'TRUMP'". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1633 ''IS MAN HIS BEST FRIEND'' ? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1634 Please tell us how you integrated your anal probe into your proboscis! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1635 You spent your points on this?! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1636 I did program in honest "Candidate" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1637 I had my appendix removed to rescue this? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1638 Interesting, first dog in space, what's are next step? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1639 "If you still want to be our best friend you will do it"!!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1640 That's a good boy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1641 Yes, that's Uranus and no, you can't go sniff it! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1642 This time it will work. Goodbye, Laika 347-B! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1643 How old is she in Jupiter-orbit dog-years? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1644 The Earthling is Furbaby Fetch 1 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1645 My name is Fido, not Scotty. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1646 Why is this earthling naked save for the collar? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1647 I know nothing! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1648 I...told you...if we came back to the beginning of the world, dogs would be first! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1649 I asked the standard question, "Who do you answer to?" The guy pointed at this thing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1650 Our probe clearly observed them harvesting your excrement, and yet you are not their Leader? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1651 You’re supposed to give me a piece of bacon now. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1652 When you get there, find out what that 'Pluto' nonsense was all about. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1653 Given their television signals, humans are more complex than we thought. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1654 “Hotdog”, we finally got one. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1655 Tell us about your best friend 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1656 Earthling, what's the most popular collar on Rodeo Drive? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1657 I think it's a Land Rover 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1658 I definitely beamed up the one who is more evolved. The other being just kept collecting his poop. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1659 They're smarter than I thought. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1660 Remember don't speak, they think your a pet and they are smarter. They still don't get it. Oh yeah and they will clean your waste up too. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1661 What does it mean, “He sin’t nothin’ but a moondog?” 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1662 Let's ask her about the tail wagging the martian. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1663 The guide didn't say humans had such big noses! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1664 Did anyone remember the pooper scooper? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1665 Daddy's widdle baby want a treat? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1666 He keeps asking for something called - Bacon-Bacon-Bacon! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1667 I don’t care if it does feel strange -we’re landing now. just go out there and throw them a bone. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1668 Useless. Let's move on to a different planet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1669 Scottie is playing tricks again! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1670 We understand that he said that he is the ruler of the Earth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1671 Wow, earthlings are very intelligent! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1672 You idiot. This isn't the G-O-D Planet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1673 He must be from the future. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1674 They say he won the popular vote 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1675 I believe the inhabitants of this planet call this a "lobster," and they are reputed to be delicious. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1676 We kindly ask that you refrain from barking during the embarkation process. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1677 Where's my breakfast? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1678 What do you mean, he picks up your poop too? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1679 He's a good boy, but next time I'm getting a breed that doesn't need so much space. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1680 Hey wait a second, you're not a Scottie. Beam him up, Paul. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1681 spacewalkies? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1682 Which one of you is Napoleon> 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1683 He is obviously their leader; they have to follow him around on a tether and retrieve his droppings in little bags. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1684 If your trying to alienate me you've suceeded 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1685 No, we have not seen a dog named Laika. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1686 What went wrong? I was aiming to beam of his master. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1687 Wooolfff? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1688 I believe they prefer "little dog." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1689 The dowsing tail never fails. Drain him! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1690 Beam me up Scotty - now! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1691 Surely, you can help us get on their 'good' side. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1692 Let's train all earth dogs to turn around three times before lying down. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1693 Maybe it,s a four footed friendly human? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1694 Is it the tail or the nose that gives us direction? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1695 I am done with the short leash 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1696 He says he's only a dog there. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1697 He's such a good boy... so let's consider that before we incinerate his planet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1698 So George, what do you think it is? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1699 Well I wasn't expecting this when I followed the light. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1700 I believe I said Beam me up Scottie; not Labrador Retrievers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1701 I'm pretty sure 'Woof' is a code word. Now we just have to figure out what it means. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1702 Yes, but who is going to walk him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1703 Who’s a good boy - you are! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1704 Something is wrong….this specimen does not fit any descriptions we were given of planet earth's dominant species scheduled for peaceful replacement. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1705 I am SO happy that UberEATS has finally expanded their delivery area! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1706 By the time we return he'll be a puppy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1707 I think we signed up for the wrong universe exchange program. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1708 Three Log Night 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1709 Timmy fell into a black hole! Run, get help! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1710 How does sandpaper feel? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1711 Could this be The Scotty? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1712 Scotty wants to visit his friends in Dog Heaven so he is waiting to be beamed up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1713 There must be some kind of mistake. I’m still waiting on my DNA results from Ancestry.com. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1714 I hope this one is more intelligent than the last one. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1715 Nimotz, it’s a basic sign language using his tail. He says he wants to go out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1716 Sorry Kirk! Operator error. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1717 Take me to your master! Arf-arf! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1718 It's as if he has something inside to release. One of us better take him outside. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1719 His dog tag says, "If found, beam me up Scotty." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1720 Terrific, we’ve snagged alpha canis majoris. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1721 No need to get hot under the collar George, their bark really is worse than their bite 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1722 I can't decide whether we should eat him or probe his brain! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1723 I said, "Beam me UP!" Not "Beam me PUP!" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1724 black mirror season 5 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1725 Here, UFidO, here boy! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1726 There may be little proof of intelligence on planet Earth, but there can be no doubt there is evidence of great love. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1727 His obedience trainer says his behavior will evolve over time. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1728 It’s temporary until he learns to follow orders 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1729 Let's exempt him from giving us his paw as well. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1730 One more time, how do you get the human to clean-up your poop? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1731 Er, Nelson -- I thought you ordered a pizza? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1732 Ok, who hacked my Amazon Prime account? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1733 That's not my dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1734 That's not Seth Meyers! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1735 Oops. Looks like we strayed into Canis Minor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1736 I cant explain it! He just came down from planet Earth. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1737 Don't look him in the eye or you'll lose an arm. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1738 No. We deal only with those who have evolved the furthest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1739 My parole officer is sensitive to social stigma, so he lobbied hard to get me the slim model. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1740 I knew we'd find intelligent life on earth. Glad we kept looking !!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1741 Mr President, you look nothing like what we see on your messages from your planet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1742 I think he said "Take me to your pee-er". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1743 Walkies are going to be a big problem... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1744 Oh he's so cute! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1745 I already have a best friend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1746 Scotty, WTF! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1747 That's not Spock 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1748 Time to fucc n succ, am I right bois? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1749 We can't procreate with that! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1750 That's funny, I thought there'd be a scotty up here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1751 !esrevinU eth fo reluR emocleW 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1752 Woof? Qu'est-ce que c'est "woof?" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1753 Tell mission control we've discovered a new Instagram star. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1754 The human species have gone to the dogs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1755 we cannot make head or tail why earthlings find it attractive 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1756 What's that, Lah-si? You say Tee-Mee's trapped in a quantum flux well? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1757 There was a dish. Where's the dish? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1758 You have the opportunity to be an alien's best friend, so which of us would you like to go space walkies with? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1759 Don’t put me on the spot! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1760 Dinner time! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1761 Is this their leader?" "I sure hope so! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1762 Uh oh, he looks like he wants to go outside again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1763 Beam me up, Scottie Dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1764 They say weekly, you say daily—we shall explore Hump Day further. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1765 Man’s best friend. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1766 We want to know how you get the Earthlings to obey. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1767 My dogged persistence has propelled me all the way to the top. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1768 Yes, but can it roll over? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1769 Here you tie dogs with sausage? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1770 great. now space rover, give me paw. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1771 Who's a good alien? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1772 Did anyone remember to transport a Pooper Scooper? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1773 Now float. Float! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1774 Not again Zordack! Get me the Spot remover. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1775 It appears the probe comes pre-loaded with this biologic unit of soft-ware. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1776 The language down on Earth must be "ruff!!!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1777 "Bring me to your master?" Could you not come up something more original 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1778 The universe is depending on you. Whatever you do -- please -- do not take a crap on any rugs you may encounter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1779 Planet Fido? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1780 Now be a good boy and go fetch their leader! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1781 As good a leader as any I've seen. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1782 Seems cleaner and friendlier than the humans we've beamed up, so lets keep him as our best friend and eject the humans. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1783 Oh, here we go. He's going to ask us how old we are in dog's years. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1784 She followed me back. Can we keep her? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1785 Klaatu Bow-Wow Nikto. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1786 Grr, ruff, bow wow, grrr? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1787 Yes, Be Happy, “You’ve got a Friend”. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1788 Now you say, “He’s a good boy.” 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1789 You promised me a beagle like Snoopy! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1790 No. No. Best friend, not best man 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1791 He's their higher form of intelligence 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1792 Interesting shapeshift. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1793 These humans who have enslaved you employ something called a toilet? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1794 The dog can choose to walk on the planet or merely them send them a package. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1795 This will be a historic moment. One pf you will take me on my first Space Walk 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1796 He seemed to be the most intelligent creature on the planet. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1797 Somtimes I have dreams about being a golden retriever in a upper-class white family 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1798 I brought you three here because you're the smarest of your race. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1799 Air Bud? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1800 This must be what they call an 'Air Bud.' 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1801 So... Where do our probes go? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1802 Sit Donald, siiiiit.....! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1803 How did you train the humans to dispose of your solid waste? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1804 Finicky transporter. Ain't that a bitch. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1805 Who wants to be the first to touch his parts? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1806 Apparently we do have a dog in this hunt. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1807 Judging from their planet, and other planets in their vicinity, they don't clean up after themselves, how do you get them to clean up your poop? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1808 Does somebody want to go somewhere leash laws are unknown? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1809 He's pitching his tell-all memoir! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1810 What a coincidence, we're from the dog star too! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1811 Maybe he's just happy to see us. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1812 He must be their leader. People are always following him, dragged by a leash. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1813 He’s Bowie’s. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1814 How do we take it for a walk... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1815 The language scientists believe this creature is saying, ‘has anyone seen my tennis ball?’. Now, what is tennis ball? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1816 This earthling is very friendly, but it poops and pees all over the place. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1817 Well! Woof, woof, waggle waggle, sure beats texting! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1818 It went somewhere in the bushes back Sirus X. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1819 He's with us on a pro bono basis. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1820 That's a what a human looks like? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1821 I have second thoughts about traveling all this way from Dyslexia. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1822 It’s simply taking longer to get the information you requested 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1823 Scotty really is becoming a more popular name for pets. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1824 Do you mind lathering the Burt's Bee's before applying this time?? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1825 Aw, can we keep him? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1826 I guess when we instructed the transporter to send up the best of earth's civilization, we should have been more specific. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1827 Is it woof woof? Ruff ruff? Arf arf? Or bow wow? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1828 And you thought it was a good idea to let your teenager try to fix the transporter. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1829 I thought it was better to cut out the middle man. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1830 This specimen is effective in making humans act like humans. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1831 How can you defend Humans as "dogs' best friend?" Please. Thank you. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1832 They don't wear much clothing, do they? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1833 Hey, I'm not going to space-walk him, you space-walk him! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1834 He’s asking no who gave his owner a Vulcan Nerve Pinch. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1835 He is amazing, the democrats have made him sound robotic. All he says his sexism, racism, and xenophobia over and over again 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1836 Maybe we should take him on a f-l-o-a-t? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1837 Beam me up Scotty! It's got to be better up there than it is down here! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1838 Yeah...they walk behind me with a scoop. They pick it up and put in a bag and carry it home with them. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1839 We just drag them around on leashes--unless you can get them off our backs. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1840 Who's a good doggie! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1841 I was hoping it was a monkey, but Fido will do. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1842 Always look to wonder what is beyond. Aliens may be weird to us, but are we weird to them? Don't be afraid to explore. There is more than what meets the eye. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1843 He uses a curious snout-in-crotch method of communication. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1844 They say our country is going to the dogs. We don't want it. Can you help? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1845 Yes! There is a mouse in my pocket. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1846 Now remember, no more chasing frisbees. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1847 Many humans see to think that they live on a diet of homework. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1848 No, you can't go outside. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1849 Those window things come down eventually, right? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1850 Take me to your follower. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1851 We hope you also become our best friend. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1852 You will be our Earth Rover, so sniff around and report back. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1853 Fuck. I wanted pussy but I got this instead. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1854 Finding Pluto not what I expected, but he is cute! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1855 Remember; bark four times when you find the one the humans call E.T. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1856 This one is way better than the last one named "Trump". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1857 This is the best they have to offer. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1858 I really think our approach will work. But first we need to know what "treat" means. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1859 I mean, it's a cool costume, but this is the gathering of DOUG impersonators... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1860 People say he is like a stable genius. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1861 We're ready for your report, Chief Spy! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1862 Sirs, while I appreciate you clarifying your meaning telepathically, my response is the same: I cannot take you TO him. My leader is around my neck! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1863 Do we eat it or pet it---I'm not sure which. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1864 I think he's smart and obedient too. Watch this: Wag! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1865 Yes, far more intelligent than what we expected to encounter 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1866 We've seen your species with other creatures who pick up your poop so we naturally thought you must be the superior of the two. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1867 You must improve your aim with the earth beam. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1868 Tom-Tom, your Mission: Im-paws-sible 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1869 Is this their prized LAB specimen I asked you to beam up? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1870 So, If we have intercourse with this earthling people will call us lazy and unproductive. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1871 Just a wild guess -is it Rumplestiltskin? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1872 Yay, it worked this time! Greta idea to test this on that weird creature he was with first. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1873 We HAVE TO stop meeting like this. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1874 WELL THE BIPEDS SEEM TO COMMUNICATE WITH AN ORIFICE AT THE FRONT AND SECURE THIS QUADRUPEDS WASTE FROM AN ORIFICE AT ITS REAR, SO WHO KNOWS? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1875 Welcome to the Starship Dyslexia. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1876 If this is man’s best friend, this should be easy. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1877 We said 'Scotty' not 'A Scotty'. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1878 His tag says Elon, but I think he's more of a Max. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1879 What’s a well? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1880 Trump seems more intelligent than what we thought. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1881 I told you that this flight was going to the dogs. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1882 Let's name it "Shithole". 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1883 It smells like updog in here. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1884 I know he needs to go, but where will we find a fire hydrant? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1885 I hope he’s hypoallergenic 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1886 You’re coming with us as the representative to the Earth’s doomsday judgement. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1887 Who's a good qizibork? You're a good qizibork. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1888 We can't be too careful - zap him with the defleazinator! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1889 I was chasing a bird, 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1890 C'mon Tom tell me, did you sense any commonsense on earth yet ? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1891 He says his father’s name is Laika. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1892 Do you wanna go for a space walk? Do you, boy? Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1893 Earthlings need a space walk to reduce cargo...how quaint... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1894 We asked the survey team to bring back the most intelligent creature they could find on Earth 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1895 After beaming him up, it'd be stupid to tell him to 'stay', right? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1896 of course I speak 6())*3$>"] 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1897 Aw, this one's even cuter! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1898 Who's a good boy? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1899 And they have these urinal things, that is why nothing is marked. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1900 We agreed that a tattoo wouldn't express commitment in quite the same way. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1901 What do you mean 'I have to call him, Sir'? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1902 Try to beam up some puppy pad...It's a long trip home 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1903 His tail is wagging. Let's probe him to see why. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1904 I'll take care of it if you let us keep it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1905 He is scruffy-looking, but can he herd nerfs? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1906 Your rescue dino has latched onto me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1907 Who's a good boy? Rex is a good boy! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1908 According to our research, it's called a 'pupper.' Humans say that they do not deserve them for reasons that remain unclear. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1909 No, I said roll over 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1910 I didn't much care for his last batch of brownies. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1911 we want that thing that is wagging behind you now. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1912 The perfect extraterrestrial that barks less, wags more. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1913 I thought you said "God." This thing is pretty much the opposite. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1914 I think he understands our command structure. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1915 Yeah, it's crazy. They still haven't found out who the good boy is. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1916 We finally have the resources for toupees. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1917 I don’t think we are supposed to eat it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1918 I told my husband I was going on a girls trip. That sent him packing. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1919 Who pressed the blue button? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1920 You're from the Dog Star! Are you Sirius?? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1921 It's alien to think this could be your best friend. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1922 But we checked him out on the internet... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1923 It seems to serve the will of a much more powerful 'Master.' 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1924 Don't we need some pee pads? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1925 ... and he won't share any of the hamburgers with you? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1926 We usually just take away a femur. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1927 It's a new thing called house arrest. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1928 Are you sure that's a farmer from Idaho? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1929 Believe me, the feeling is mutual. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1930 So tell us, what's the deal with Poodles? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1931 Who rescued who? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1932 Can't we get a ship's cat like every other UFO? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1933 He's supposed to be their Dog. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1934 Here's what we know: alert eyes,loud noises, constant motion and lovable. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1935 I'm going to call her 'Oumuamua. You're the _real_ scout, 'Oumuamua. Yes you are! Yes you are! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1936 Why do they insist on calling me Scotty? And what does beam me up even mean?" All this for a bone. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1937 We've learned to control this Earthling's stinger by alternating the sounds, good boy...bath...good boy...bath. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1938 Hold on, fella. Let me grab a leash, and I'll take you for a moon walk. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1939 Who's turn is it to take Laika out for a walk? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1940 Anyone see where the tennis ball floated? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1941 We found him their Internet. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1942 He said that on earth the people who do all the work look like us. He would like us to prepare his food. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1943 We expected intelligent life here, but not smarter than us. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1944 Whose going to take him for walks? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1945 The scanner says he’s a good boy. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1946 This should help with our cow herding problems. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1947 I said bring a Good Ol' Boy, not a Good Boy. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1948 I am my master's voice. F.ck off! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1949 Let's name him Rover. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1950 What the hell? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1951 Well, since his license has expired, we must send him back. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1952 Oh wise one, how have you trained the human to scoop every time you poop? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1953 Fetch! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1954 Who's going to walk the dog? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1955 Thank you for your visit, we feel privileged to have met you, I'm sorry we had no common language. We must go back to that distant light in the sky we showed you. Ciao. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1956 I never thought they would look so much like a "Dog" 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1957 Another stray? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1958 He reports that if we can eliminate cats, we can control the planet within a week. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1959 Star Paws: The Empire Strokes Back 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1960 He pursued us rather doggedly. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1961 Take us to your humanoid companion. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1962 This galaxy has gone to the dogs. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1963 I took him out this morning. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1964 Polly wanna cracker? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1965 Spaceman #2, do you believe Connery is The One True Bond or have you been compromised by the mysterious orbit of your origin? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1966 and we just ran out of probes - we'll have to use our fingers! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1967 He's trained to smell Uranus light years away. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1968 So, how did you get your slaves to wait on you, and take care of your every need? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1969 Abduction is no problem, but how do you get them to clean up after you? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1970 A great distraction! Hopefully THIS dog won't end up liking the aliens more. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1971 Nope, no others left. He played dead. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1972 Looks like we need to work more on his fetching skills. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1973 Become there best friend 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1974 That's not Kirk! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1975 You beamed me up, but I’m not a Scotty! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1976 Can we teach him to speak? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1977 We understand this is the leader we are seeking. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1978 They've pretty much conquered how to feed us but getting them to scoop up the waste is a work in progress. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1979 Nobody's going to believe they are your oversized dolls you sell.. Anyway how are you going to get that in the overhead? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1980 Sure, you can be E.T.'s pet dog! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1981 We would like you to be our intergalactic ambassador. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1982 Look Laika collusion 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1983 WELCOME ABOARD! IF YOU MUST, FIRE HYDRANT STRAIGHT AHEAD! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1984 Sorry, Zircon, in this disguise you'll have to lick the humans. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1985 I think I'm more of byorkle person. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1986 Did you have a good float, Spot? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1987 Another Entanglement 2.10 screw-up. We beamed up Scotty to fix the warp drive but we got this Labrador going "Woof!" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1988 Well, he does go by the name "Elvis." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1989 The Russians of earth-year 1957 are more furry than we anticipated. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1990 Hey guys, looks like you’re having a ruff night. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1991 wHo DIs nEw HoOe 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1992 So, your saying that "any shithole will do"? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1993 Didn't we say "please beam me up a Dalmation?" 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1994 Finally...an intelligent life form! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1995 I hope they use a leash when they let me out to pee. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1996 He says, even after centuries of study he has still not found intelligent life on earth. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1997 This one seems more intelligent than that one they call "trump." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1998 Do you play soccer? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1999 I said, 'Beam me up a scotty,' not a golden retriever. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2000 We only have people food. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2001 He doesn't look like Lassie. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2002 I gotta lay off the cat poo. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2003 Now we can go home. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2004 Oh My God! We need to repair this dyslexic transporter! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2005 Who's a good inter-gallactic genetically engineered gender-unspecific canid?! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2006 Meanwhile on earth: thank god they picked good old Bodo as example for earthlings! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2007 So we are namesakes then. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2008 Time to go home, girl. It turns out retrievers aren’t a good fit in space. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2009 Check your translator, Quark. Clearly "Take me to your beagle" doesn't work. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2010 fetched home after a long ride! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2011 FIU4QY089RFJKDVKLJ. Arf arf. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2012 He seems friendly but I prefer cats. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2013 We transported you here because we heard you were top dog and head of the Flea World. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2014 Abdogted - take me to your fleader 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2015 Weird-it sounds like they just keep saying "We come in Threes" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2016 A Pointer, not a Scottie? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2017 Come to our planet! That's the most artistic series of woofs I've ever heard! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2018 Your Time Is Up. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2019 Our bad. Give us back our arms and we'll go peacefully. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2020 We found him walking ahead of a 2-legged creature he was pulling along and it was clear he was the more intelligent life form. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2021 Sit, good boy! You are know traveling in space with creatures from another planet. If you wish to return to earth, you must bark 3 times. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2022 I can teach you how to domesticate them. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2023 What’s his name? Beamer 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2024 That's not Scotty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2025 Very puzzling. Judging by our radio intercepts, we thought the earth creatures could communicate quite well. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2026 Sorry Ug, maybe another night. I’m under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2027 It was supposed to be a Scotty. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2028 I am lookin’ for the nearest tree. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2029 My daughter wanted a cat but how can you resist that face 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2030 I think she wants to go for a spacewalk. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2031 I guess my theory about intelligent life forms on earth was wrong! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2032 KZTR TSBN JLCI FIDO 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2033 It seems a little too excited about taking us to its master. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2034 Okay, we get it, the trip here was rough... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2035 A bit to tuff and chewy for my taste. You can have the rest. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2036 Everything we need to know about humans we can learn from dogs. And dogs are safer and self cleaning. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2037 Who’s the good carbon-based lifeform? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2038 Now Beam Me Up Now!! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2039 Are you sure it said "god" on his bowl, Dislexia? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2040 Okay, so who is going to be first to walk him? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2041 Ugly thing, isn't he? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2042 Perhaps we've finally found that higher intelligence we've been searching for. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2043 Remember , tell them you're a service dog - they'll let you go wherever you want. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2044 So this is where they really sent ol’ yeller 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2045 Alien: how did you survive the vacuum of space? Dog: wait the what now 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2046 I'm gonna call him Alpha. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2047 It won't work. He's the wrong breed. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2048 All I said was beam me up Spottie! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2049 This being is highly evolved. It exists only for food, sleep, and play. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2050 Teleport his waste to that bean counter who denied us the litterbox. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2051 It's going to be a doggone shame. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2052 What? Up dawg! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2053 I said "beam me up a scottie" and this is what turned up! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2054 Does It Bite ? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2055 You fella's can't tell the difference between a dog and a human...? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2056 I wish it was this easy to sniff out a human target for probing. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2057 ..yes:..we boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2058 When are you going to walk me already? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2059 Ok, who has the stick co-ordinates? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2060 They just added this new species to our Anal Probing Research List.....and such a cute face! Hmmm, anybody want to volunteer ? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2061 Should we probe its trump? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2062 We brought you here to pitch a movie concept -- The Flea! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2063 what's a wee-wee pad? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2064 Who's turn is it to walk Rover? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2065 It's a new breed of space tourist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2066 glerba sherb galäquu gOrbb! :•) 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2067 I didn’t abduct my dog, he abducted me. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2068 They did say our new captain was the Top Dog. I thought he'd be taller... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2069 But is it hot? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2070 We've been watching you for a long time. Is it 'bow wow' or 'arf arf'? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2071 Boy, are you going to bow-wow them when you get there! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2072 Beam me up, Labrador. No! Beam me up Schnauzer! Beam me up Yorkie?... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2073 Your turn to walk him, Stan. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2074 We beamed you up, Scotty. Very enterprising of us, don't you think? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2075 I wish he'd stop following me to work. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2076 Hummmm, Hashtag says he's man's best friend 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2077 Play dead, Scotty. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2078 I asked for a guinea pig. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2079 Isn't "bow-wow" the same in any language? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2080 When does it poop? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2081 Told you he wasn't their leader. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2082 Looks a bit like a Fetchem. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2083 The rotting garbage scented bait draws a small but faithful audience. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2084 Look, what could wrong? All you have to do is find a human, put a leash on him and beam back up! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2085 Let’s see how far he can fetch. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2086 What exactly is 'a dog's life' ? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2087 Alien speaking “they really clean up your poop! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2088 I think we shall call him Steve 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2089 What is a comfort dog? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2090 So is this what the humans call a 'pupper' or a 'doggo'? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2091 I thought we were getting a Scotty to beam us up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2092 Ol’ Scotty here is just beaming! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2093 Hurry, someone get some newspaper! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2094 It's Stephen Hawking! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2095 Are you sure this is the right one? I thought that the earth creatures were more intelligent than that 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2096 Oh look Sam! Your wife is back. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2097 He never tells them, but I really want to know who the good boy is. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2098 Are you sure its set to 350•? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2099 I come in peace to powwow,wow! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2100 He obeyed our first command, but will he speak? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2101 How do you milk this thing? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2102 It’s the latest thing for times when you can’t get out to walk your dog...... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2103 Mission accomplished. I've abducted the smartest occupant of the White House. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2104 Yes we're going for a ride...no you can't stick your head out the window. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2105 Wanna go for a ride? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2106 I am surrounded by aliens 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2107 I think he needs some space! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2108 Oh I know..... LET'S NAME IT.... SHITHOLE it does that a lot........! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2109 Welcome to planet dyslexia, god! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2110 As I recall, Snrgll, you ate the sex organs of our last visitor, so I think it's someone else's turn. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2111 I wonder if he realizes "neutered" means the same thing on our planet? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2112 It's some cereal. It's supposed to be good for ya. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2113 He truly enjoys the view through the window! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2114 That's not my luggage. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2115 And we have to take him out twice a day! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2116 ...and we’ll try to beam you to a shithole. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2117 And do try to beam me to a shithole. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2118 Humans have evolved, Sir, since our missions here in the ’50s. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2119 I told you this was going to be a problem.... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2120 I'm putting 3,000 zorbecks on 25 red. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2121 He just did an ass drag.. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2122 Why do you keep asking if we brought the ball? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2123 I prefer Spin the Bottle. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2124 I'm sure his 7&tz1 is worse than his ++92%! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2125 For an alien life form, he looks a little rough! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2126 I've heard of absurd, but this is ridiculous! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2127 Take us to your Cesar. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2128 We told you to fetch your leader. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2129 Scotty, not Spotty! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2130 Wonder what they thought of him down there? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2131 Remember all safety procedures when debarking, and try not to be catty with the humans. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2132 I'm sorry, it's the Scotty's day off. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2133 Wanat Reeet? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2134 AND WE HAVE DOG FOOD IN THE SHAPE OF A BONE. DO YOU HAVE THAT UP THERE? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2135 Why do we even bother with the Rover? We just back sticks. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2136 He looks friendly, but does he come from a s***hole planet? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2137 I think his name is Woof. "Bow wow" means "hello". 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2138 Dog is my co-pilot. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2139 Will you tell us if we give you a glorp? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2140 Beam him back Scotty! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2141 This time his get up and go is too far-fetched. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2142 better not abscond him...four legged humans would never get past security. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2143 You said you needed a new co-pilot. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2144 Perhaps we should have been more specific regarding “who’s” leader. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2145 Her leader called her a bitch but I could see she was the superior species. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2146 We must learn why it chases saucers. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2147 This world accepts a master more readily than expected. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2148 You forgot to beam up Dorothy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2149 He does his business in another dimension. It saves on baggies. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2150 I think we should call him Sci-Fido! I think we should call him Sci-Fido! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2151 That tan is developing quite nicely along his snout. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2152 Essentially, I'm the one you know as "Little Timmy." But you have the gist of the story, Yes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2153 If I'm being honest, I would say we're more man's *good* friend than than best friend. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2154 God speed to our best friend! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2155 It always happens during vacations 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2156 Don't forget the pooper scooper. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2157 Fantastic ! Now we can determine what's in this creature's waste. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2158 Beam him up and out. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2159 Beam me up, Scottie Dog. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2160 We only use Bitecoin! Why won’t you believe me? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2161 I doubt he's intergalactic trained. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2162 The earth boy called it "Astro" just before assimilation. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2163 He says he's from Planet "Arf". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2164 I thought we were getting McConaughey, Bullock or Damon. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2165 Dogs are gods on Sunaru. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2166 where's the leash? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2167 We specifically requested a Beagle. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2168 Speak, Buddy, Speak! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2169 I AM G.O.D.!!!! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2170 So, Zork, did you learn anything else on Earth except how to fetch? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2171 This one is looking "ruff". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2172 Looks like it's gonna' be a three Martian night. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2173 Which of you would like the privilege of picking up after me? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2174 I am your anointed leader 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2175 Any of you guys interested in some 'Victrola' stock, cheap? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2176 I'm under house pet arrest. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2177 How does it text. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2178 Finally, an alien who understands me! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2179 Yet another service dog. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2180 They say he is man's best friend on Earth. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2181 This will definitely be the farthest I've ever seen him fetch. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2182 The life entities of this planet seem friendly enough - his companion with the MAGA hat tried to lick me too! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2183 Dogonit! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2184 Albuquerque! I said, do you know the way to Albuquerque! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2185 Think of the big leap for doggy-kind. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2186 Maybe we should do the probe again. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2187 I'm under house arrest 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2188 A nagging innovation. They call it cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2189 Can we probe him? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2190 It’s not Uranus I’m thinking about. It’s his. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2191 Well of course we can beam you back down to Pluto! Just be careful whom you wag to. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2192 Yeah, but my neck has never felt better. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2193 The creature escaped from a building that read SPCA - I was looking for help with our spacecraft and thought it could help us. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2194 His chew toy rolled under the couch. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2195 Knick-Knack-Paddy-Whack-Give-A-Dog-A-Phone-Home 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2196 We lost the human attached to it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2197 Three against one? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2198 Did he say roof or ruff ? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2199 his speech patterns are off the chain; this is going to take a while 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2200 Gentlemen, this is step 1 in how to make a dog star. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2201 airbnb advertised a meaty-or? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2202 * dog barks loudly * Send him back to Earth! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2203 ...Let’s deport him back to earth...he’ll want to chain emigrate every cur down there... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2204 He's not talking. Let's rough him up. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2205 I took him along because he gave the secret password, Woof! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2206 Not to worry. We'll beam you up Scotty. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2207 Earthlings are much more well behaved than what our 'fake news' reports would tell us. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2208 We found it far superior to the upright, two-legged creatures on the orb. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2209 We must presume these are the masters. All other species tolerate their public defecation. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2210 Ubu? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2211 Finally, we have their leader. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2212 What kind of cat is that? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2213 Don't worry. This diplomat will deliver. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2214 He says he wants to sniff our butts. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2215 Nice car. Shotgun! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2216 Where’s your gentle leader? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2217 She seemed the only one worth saving from that pit of excrement. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2218 Just beam him out before he eats your left arm too! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2219 We never should have sent the dyslexic recruit to investigate their deity. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2220 Hi. Take me to your breeder. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2221 We have traveled from a galaxy far far away... please help us to understand these so-called 'dog years.' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2222 Why didn't we get a poodle? Now I'm feeling allergic. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2223 Can we keep him?....he's hypoallergenic. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2224 I think he liked the ancient newspaper better. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2225 We requested Earth’s most magnificent Cure-all. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2226 Yes, it's exactly like "The Last Starfighter" but with burying bones! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2227 Don't hurt him, Xyfor. Any friend of theirs is a friend of ours. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2228 We actually took him awa from his lead, er.... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2229 Pardons for our ignorance, your excellency; but how do we spin "Woof" into a movement for the masses? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2230 He seems excited about our anti-cat pro stick agenda. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2231 Soon, he’ll be eating out of our hands. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2232 First one to bark, would be the first one to disembark! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2233 Back up. He has space issues. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2234 Apparently in cities it's processed food is very collectable! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2235 I wish I could probe myself. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2236 Fido, you’ll have to hold ‘til the meteor storm passes. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2237 Where is the orange vest? Without one, our fees will be astronomical. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2238 Can I get to the pet store from here? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2239 Dog: "They kidnapped me because they need a best friend" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2240 Are you sure this is the intelligent life we were expecting? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2241 Now I understand how someone like Trump could be elected. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2242 That is very observant of you - we do all look the same up here. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2243 This is the most intelligent species on this planet 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2244 Not at all like the Greys we imagined. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2245 If we can learn how he did it... then we won’t ever need our female species again!” 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2246 It's the most advanced species we've found on Earth: wordless communication and a warless society. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2247 Apologies Earthling.....you are not one..... and what is a frisbee? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2248 Don’t look at me for an explanation. He didn’t beam up with us. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2249 Bruh this is the fatass that's been eating all them Tide pods we needed 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2250 Siriusly? This is day #1271 and you still don't know we can't take you out to play fetch? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2251 Ah, I have three pets and a nice space view- now all I need is that new jacuzzi. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2252 As the most intelligent life form, we're taking you home with us. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2253 We see that you’re a leaker. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2254 I said “up Scotty” not “a Scottie.” 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2255 Okay, I didn't resign. I was impeached. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2256 Ruh-roh, they are sending you to the White House. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2257 Bring me to your litter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2258 We asked for a representative who is compassionate, loving, non-judgmental, accepting of our unusual appearance and willing to listen to what we have to say. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2259 Who's a good blorphmablop? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2260 I thought you said it would salivate. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2261 It has plenty of hair we can harvest for three toupees. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2262 Agent Scruffy, what are you anal probe findings? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2263 I said apple, not ALPO! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2264 Is he Zorgon-trained? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2265 Space Dogs, 2010: but one of them died 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2266 A perfect specimen of a mormon female. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2267 I think you may have invented alligator clamps 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2268 Just remember kids, you promised to walk him. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2269 He says his name is Bow Wow and he comes from the planet Arf. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2270 "How long did it take you yo rule the planet EARTH"? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2271 Dog wags tail, that's much better. Beam it down. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2272 If we name it, we'll have to keep it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2273 The dogspotting mods will yell at me for posting this. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2274 He doesn't appear to be afraid or anxious. He does seem to be communicating a desire to go 'out', whatever that means. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2275 Can you get Lincoln up here too? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2276 So this is the supposed “Intelligent Species”?! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2277 I said take us to your leader but he said we probably wouldn't be allowed in. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2278 Foiled, woof, again! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2279 Eh, Greetings from Earth? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2280 No, I don’t know Seth McFarland! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2281 Rut row 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2282 Here Snoop! Here Snoop! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2283 I found myself and my next startup idea! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2284 So far we know that arf-arf-woof is a command for a lesser being to gather up poop. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2285 Stop staring and start petting. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2286 ...and so the USS Enterprise eventually became designated Air Force One... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2287 As you can see, you have made a terrible mistake. I am not a Scottie. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2288 How did these humans build a civilization without opposable thumbs?? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2289 Go for a walk? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2290 Beam me up Scooby. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2291 We've selected you because you're a very good girl. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2292 What hath dog wrought 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2293 Well, we beamed him up, but he's not a Scottie! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2294 It’s hard to know where to start. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2295 Woah! It is telling me with telepathic powers that there are these weird things on Earth called... Hoomins? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2296 I understand that Canines communicate by tail movement. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2297 Well, it wasn’t our first choice but it keeps its rear discharge port very clean and our probe won’t need decontamination. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2298 Who is your best friend? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2299 Should we take him back to our planet or leave him here in Alabama? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2300 Take me back home or I will piss and poop all over this place. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2301 Think he's a good boy? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2302 So who forgot to call the teleporter repair guy? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2303 He just wants to go outside and pee! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2304 "Fly back to Area 51, for an epic 'good boy fetch!' 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2305 He is more intelligent than that orange haired oaf they tried to push on us. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2306 It was all in your timing. You said "Beam me up Scotty." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2307 Scotty, is that you? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2308 Good boy -- now go fetch. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2309 'Tis a dog's tail, signifying nothing--and everything. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2310 He's a little anxious whenever we have company. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2311 What would Krypto do? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2312 I've read about similar Earth creatures. This then must be a rattle dog. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2313 uh.. oh.. Chickie was in the beam with Rudy 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2314 I'm betting if we had sent a dog to the moon 50 years ago, would we'd have many close Extraterrestrial friends by now? Who knows, maybe they'd even sit up and roll over for us! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2315 I said from the parking lot, not barking lot! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2316 Yes I'm sure I want to do a brain swap with this dumbass dog. My alien body sucks I wanna be a dog. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2317 I thought his crap circles were messages! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2318 It's your turn to let him out this time. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2319 He thinks he is going for a walk. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2320 Ain't that a bitch?--We won't know till it stands up! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2321 I translate his tail language as "Take me to your Leader". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2322 Those humans down there are total idiots, and that feline thing kept scratching holes in our spacesuits, but now I think we are on to something... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2323 Either our transport signal is off by a few meters, or XYBLX transformed into a squirrel chasing monster... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2324 whose turn is it to walk the dog... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2325 But you claimed you were a scientist on the Internet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2326 bro look at this fuckin dog lmao 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2327 When I asked your to bring up a rover I thought it would be suitable for the moon. This model is always looking for trees. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2328 Teach us your most beguiling tricks 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2329 Pretty please can we keep him? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2330 Glorgg, I told you Earthlings won’t just look like us with shorter faces! You have no imagination. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2331 It's called a human being 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2332 I swear he threw it 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2333 Everybody be careful; it may be a man's best friend, but we're not sure what it thinks about aliens. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2334 You said it was only on the top of their heads. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2335 Call Gort, he speaks dog. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2336 Alien 1: This is the nicest thing you can find on Earth? Alien 3: Lately, the Earth-life has been ruff... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2337 Who's a good alien? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2338 How about you just sniff it, instead? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2339 Woof. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2340 The earthling's rear antenna moves like that whenever we ask it who's a good boy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2341 Do you have all your shots? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2342 Do you think he's spaceship trained? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2343 On the Intetgalacticnet, no one knows you're a dog. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2344 Who let the dog up? Who, who, who, who? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2345 Take us to your best boy 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2346 Golden retriever > Golden (orange) president 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2347 I'm pretty sure we got the more intelligent one. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2348 Just Beam it back DOWN... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2349 What's that girl? Our comrade has fallen into a gravity well? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2350 A close encounter of the furred kind. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2351 It's your turn to walk him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2352 Dog-Gone-It 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2353 Probably a better choice for a best friend than ‘man’ was.... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2354 We had tails at one time, right? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
2355 I wonder if he can breathe fire like the ones on our home planet? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2356 The Zinalites' mission to destroy earth was abruptly terminated when they found earth creatures to be too darn lovable. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2357 Yes, we have finally harnessed the power of tail wagging energy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2358 In or out? C'mon boy, make up your mind. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2359 can you find the spaceship keys? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2360 He said he would take all of us to his leader. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2361 He's wearing a collar, but where's his leader? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2362 I shall name him after my shuttlecraft, Rover. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2363 The invisible fusion fence isn't working. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2364 I told you barking at the moon is an earthly expression. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2365 Do you think they spell their words from left to right? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2366 Can we beam with you to your lead dog? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2367 It's your turn to take him outside. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2368 He looks a lot like my Xeno. Might even be littermate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2369 We tried to capture his custodian, too, but she dropped the leash and ran away. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2370 Lots of sticks and balls, but he hasn't retrieved any gold yet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2371 He may not always be the most well-behaved pet, but at least he's housetrained 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2372 X9 finally got the tail thing right. It's time to beam him down. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2373 So,how do we become your best friend? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2374 We're sending you down as a Hollywood producer, you'll fit right in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2375 His tags says his galaxy of origin is B-I-N-G-O 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2376 Advanced ljfe form ? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2377 They have not yet advanced to standing on two feet or having opposing thumbs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2378 I could have sworn he told me to beam up Spotty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2379 I told you I would find a great spot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2380 Admit it, guys. The coolest motherfucker on four legs right there. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2381 Humans seem really nice. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2382 Was this incoming or outgoing? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2383 You did say that we wanted God as our copilot, right? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2384 Give us all your poop on planet Earth. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2385 So, rock/paper/laser to see who goes down to pick it up? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2386 He's sure a lot nicer than his two-legged companions. Let's beam him back down and start over. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2387 It can move! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2388 I guess it’s true. All dogs go to Saturn. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2389 You mean you don't know about Canis Major? You can't be serious. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2390 Hi, my name is Scotty... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2391 I guess I picked the wrong owner, they don’t go by the fancier necklace. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2392 Apparently, he'd the leader's best friend. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2393 They said only one carrying per family. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2394 He kept on hugging my leg sir, I thought he would be perfect for my “love on earth” experiment. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2395 Hmm...so Earth really is a dog-eat-dog world. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2396 I’ll call the transporter 1-800 number.” “I’ll get the transporter manual.” “I’ll find something I can fashion into a poop bag. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2397 Cancel the Planet Destruction orders Zarf! These Earthlings aren't the violent destructive species we mistakenly believed them to be. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2398 Enunciate carefully, lest they beam you up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2399 I think we are going to the dogs 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2400 Supposedly he's the best friend. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2401 Who is Timmy, and what is a well? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2402 I think you meant, "We'd like to speak to your God?" 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2403 We need your help to create a hyperdrive, ohyeswedo 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2404 I like the concept of a Therapy God. Maybe it will help my dyslexia! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2405 "Can we be your best friend too?' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2406 What, Dr. Who? Something weird happened to your regeneration? And Timmy was captured by the Daleks? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2407 Oh sure! As soon as he has to go outside he's my dog. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2408 He's cute, but I said to beam up a scottie, not a labbie. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2409 What's a dog? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2410 Captain we seem to be having a problem with molecular regeneration module. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2411 Thin collar- probably lower cast. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2412 sounds like Greek to me 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2413 He says his best friend now identifies as a woman 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2414 Are you sure this is the Lassie we saw on TV? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2415 Will this disguise make him the top dog? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2416 You know, you guys look kind of weird too, don't you? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2417 Having developped four legs he should speak, too !! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2418 Captain Cat will not be pleased. Captain Cat will not be pleased. So this is the creature the earthlings worship. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2419 It is INDEED a very, very odd little creature. I wonder if it might be what the earth-people call a 'politician'? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2420 Darn, they dress and look alike - can't remember who took me for a walk. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2421 When we take him for a walk, do we have to pick up the do-do? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2422 I thought Earthlings would look more like us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2423 Do you think he knows where we can find Elvis? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2424 Affirmative: Specimen is most advanced species on planet." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2425 I prefer these to the bipeds. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2426 But I asked for a Scottie! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2427 I say why suffer...go ahead and do a hair of the dog. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2428 This must be heaven. No Cats ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2429 Hell, if you feed us, we'll be your best friend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2430 On our planet dogs are people and people are dogs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2431 Who's the retriever now bitch? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2432 I hope "walkies" doesn't mean what I think it means. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2433 Poor fella lost his onesie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2434 We beamed it up as it was trying to catch our exploratory saucer craft in its teeth. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2435 If its leader likes getting its face licked I’m not sure we should stick around. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2436 This isn’t what I pictured when I demanded Earth’s greatest treasure. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2437 Yes, this one's friendly. But don't beam up any one with pointy ears. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2438 Don't get us wrong - We'd LOVE to keep you, but we simply don't have a fenced-in space port. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2439 Uh oh, it wants to go for a walk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2440 Seriously, who told him my name was Arf? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2441 In dog light years, you’re seven times smarter than a cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2442 I thought we could start with a dog and then see if we want to move on to a human. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2443 No, you may not probe our butts! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2444 Yes, they expect me to fetch. Can you believe it? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2445 He may be able to tap unto the "dog gone truth." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2446 I hope you know there are no dog days in outerspace 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2447 Our planet will never need to mop again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2448 All it says is woof. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2449 In retrospect, maybe we should have abducted a cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2450 We'll name him Clifford the Big Red Dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2451 We give you our word of honor that you are NOT in Asia!!!!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2452 This planet isn’t as advanced as we thought. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2453 We just EVA'd him an hour ago, and besides, every time he sees Sirius he sprints out towards it at Light Speed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2454 You can’t go out. Dog Waste is Space Junk! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2455 Don't forget the New York Times delivery bag if you take him out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2456 All we want to know is how you are able to control the lives of who call themselves your "owners." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2457 So, tell us about this friend of yours... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2458 But I wanted a Scottie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2459 You beamed me to the wrong ship, Scottie Dog! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2460 Trust me, this is much better. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2461 At least this one seems more intelligent than the two-legged ones. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2462 Our dogged commander says bow WOW, which means the view is out of this world. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2463 I guess it depends on what you mean by "intelligent life". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2464 We've determined he's not very advanced. But he's a very good boy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2465 We've discovered Pluto. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2466 The small pointy eared creature is more intelligent although this is better than those two-legged things. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2467 Take me to your gentle leader. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2468 Anybody know what "potty" is? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2469 My how you've changed since we last saw each other. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2470 It was the dog. Also, we breathe methane. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2471 Bluarg this isn't a homo sapien 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2472 Who abducted who? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2473 Nuts to this 'Beam me up, Scotty,' ya got the wrong breed! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2474 Man's best friend, eh? Boy, you're going to love this ride in the car. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2475 Pluto! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2476 I said Beam her not Bowser!!! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2477 Let's start by setting some ground rules. First, I prefer a good cab to water with my kibble. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2478 I found her in the SPCE. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2479 Didn’t you ask them to send the receiver? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2480 Beware , it's a doggy dog world out there , and barking is not always a biting remark . 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2481 He's the intelligent one, the one with the two legs picks up after him. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2482 Play along. You're man's best friend, until you're not... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2483 We probably should have abducted a few newspapers too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2484 To be honest, I had a different meaning of the word 'wrecks' in mind. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2485 So...you're man's best friend. Tell us everything you know. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2486 As Xzorkians we'll call it Xzorkis Best Friend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2487 I'm pretty sure that this is a human. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2488 Why do I want to pet it on the head so badly? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2489 Siriusly? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2490 This is America's leader? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2491 All I said was beam me up Spottie! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2492 I didn't know humans were so funny-looking! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2493 This one seemed to be in charge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2494 What is your secret to make humans follow you on a leash and then clean up your mess? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2495 Looks like somebody needs to go for a space walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2496 Are you Chuck Berry? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2497 He seemed to think we were examining him backwards. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2498 Humans don't deserve dogs anyway. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2499 It's your turn. I walked him last earth orbit. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2500 He seems to want to leave our craft for a walk. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2501 You're now 3,000 years old in dog years but we'd like to teach you a new trick. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2502 This earthling seems quite stable, possibly a genius. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2503 When he said he would send his best friend I thought that it would be human 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2504 Why did you beam him up, Scotty? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2505 You're going to be the first outer space "Old Yeller!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2506 Any ideas for when he has to go out? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2507 Mr. Spock, meet Mr. Spot. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2508 I know your species isn't exactly the brightest, but surely you understand that was meant to be a cookbook. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2509 President Trump said that any old dog could do it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2510 Rough? Rough? We'll give you 'rough' if you don't tell us about your planet! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2511 Apparently he is more intelligent than an equivalently aged human scholar of high achievement in something called 'middle school'. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
2512 You have posted wrong cartoon today- my caption below is for Maslin , dated for Jan 7 : " It's a Muellersaurus" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
2513 Are you a good witch? Or a bad witch? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2514 Please, master, tell us we are going to Pluto this holiday.... 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2515 New immigration laws, beam me up, Fido. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2516 Gotta go! Please tell me that there are trees up here! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2517 Human anus, am I right? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2518 When the boss said "earthling" he was being general, right? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2519 Why dogs should never take themselves out at night. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2520 It's about to go where no dog has gone before. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
2521 He responds well to entitlement programs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2522 There's a lot they figured out yet, but you've got to appreciate how keen they were to let me know I was a good boy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2523 We search the universe for good boys. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2524 Yes, this is the highest form of life we've found on planet "earth." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2525 Multiple missions to Earth and we've finally succeeded in finding a sign of intelligent life. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2526 The owner let go of the neck ring at 25,000 feet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2527 He's definitely the most intelligent life form on the planet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2528 I still think Pluto is a planet! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2529 So we finally meet a human. Strange looking species. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2530 Interesting! This dog is wagging his tail. I thought it was the other way around. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2531 Beam up Scottie, Scotty. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2532 Whoo! Apparently I said "Take me to your BREEDER" in his language. Things got wacky after that! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2533 This'll be just like taking your temperature at the vet. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
2534 See? There is a dog! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2535 Just give him some space. He’ll warm up to us eventually. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2536 Go fetch us some earthlings. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2537 I think it needs to go out. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2538 ...and we don't have any of those disposable plastic bags on board. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2539 Fetch! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2540 Earthlings are much more intelligent than we suspected -- and potty-trained to boot. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2541 The beast insists he is fixed, but probing indicates his reproductive system is broken. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2542 Why didn't you tell us you were the higher life form we were looking for?" "It's not that you couldn't understand me, it's that you didn't ask. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2543 How did you learn our language? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2544 Where is the human you took for a walk? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2545 They swore this was their leader. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2546 Sorry, Xzbul, our teleporter had a slight glitch. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2547 They don't call her man's best friend for nothing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2548 He looks, like, really smart! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2549 I haven’t decided which one’s the carry-on and which one’s the personal item... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2550 Man’s best friend shows more promise. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2551 It's a kind of Russian roulette, he has selected me to do the outside repairs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2552 Take us to your owner. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2553 If my calculations are correct, this species has indeed taken over the planet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2554 We may have misjudged you... we believe it's a "litter box"? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2555 Two characters from the end of the sentence “where is your leader” his back part waggles incredibly fast 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2556 I know what I heard. You distinctly said "Beam me up Scottie."! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2557 Whats with the low waving antenae? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2558 We offered to return him to the White House, but he insists on staying with us. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2559 We believe it is the lone survivor of the dog-eat-dog world. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2560 We should have beamed up the other end of the leash. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2561 Mankind's best friend, reporting for duty. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2562 Well, dont expect me to take him out at night! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2563 Earth dog take us to your, like, really smart leader. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2564 When the earthling wags his tail we are supposed to obey. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2565 Keeps saying "woof "??? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2566 Captain Kirk, is that you? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2567 Tree? What’s a tree? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2568 Fetch your leader 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2569 That's right Rex , there is no Trump on our planet! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2570 Snack? Have you got a snack? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2571 Are you Scotty? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2572 Shouldn't we take the collar off before we use the panini press? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2573 And don't forget - "Who's a good boy?" is a rhetorical question. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2574 Because you are the best example of love, and loyalty. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2575 Johnson, stop asking him to roll over." "I'm beaming him outside before bedtime. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2576 Man, Trump's presidency is so bad that even dogs are leaving. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2577 Scotty finally beamed up. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2578 A furry? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2579 I think he means Klaxor is trapped in a black hole. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2580 She keeps saying something about a "Timmy" and a "well". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2581 I'm not sure if your Universal Translator can pull this one off... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2582 He says his anus has already been probed. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2583 It is your turn to take him out for a walk. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2584 His collar indicates his name is Sparky, he's gluten free and lives on Riverside Drive. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2585 Having amended our design to include the wagging tail, our modeling now predicts that this will become Man's Best Friend. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2586 I have brought you three here to study you further. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2587 And for some reason, oftentimes they seem to enjoy licking their own lips. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2588 Beam him back up after he does his thing. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2589 ARF??? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2590 Alien says, "You see, all dogs don't go to heaven." 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2591 I told you - humans can't talk! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2592 Who do you think 'Arf! Arf!' means? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2593 Sorry. We don't have an outdoor bathroom. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2594 Good dog. Now, fetch earth. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2595 Say goodbye to partisan politics. With Old Yeller here as my running mate, I'll coast through the 2020 election. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2596 I think it looks more like a Lab than Scottie. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2597 We should beam him up, but he's no Scottie. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
2598 Let's study him before he becomes one of us. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2599 Are your shots up to date? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2600 Okay, now beam me up a Scottie! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2601 Beam me up, I'm a Scotty. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
2602 As I suspected,, minaturizing Zabaff was a mistake. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
2603 “Beam me up beagle” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2604 Getting used to new technology can sometimes be Ruff. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2605 If you get any motion sickness, just shake it off. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2606 Are you sure it's spelled "G-O-D," not "D-O-G"? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2607 He’s telling us the liberals of his planet are in distress. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2608 Rex was always fond of eggs but became even more excited when they told him there were no cats on planet Humpty. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2609 Inform Lord Grok they are willing to accept the treaty. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2610 Evidently the planet's dominant species. The taller, two-legged ones' only function seems to be collecting the waste of this one. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2611 Take a ride boy?? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2612 I said, "Beam me up Scotty, not Fluffy." 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2613 Okay, whose turn to take him out? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2614 Beam him down. He needs to go out. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2615 Prepare the canine probe. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2616 C'mon pooch! We can't go home until you fetch the joystick! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2617 Does this mean we've been in the Twilight Zone for the past four years? Thank god!!! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2618 He has trailed humans to find cats and fire hydrants. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2619 He followed my phone home. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2620 I don't get it; we're green, how come he keeps calling us "Greys?" 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2621 Beam you where, Spotty? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2622 I said beam me up SCOTTY 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2623 Dogmatic? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2624 Do you think Mother will let us keep him? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2625 Well we never thought where he could do his business. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2626 Yes Sir – Spock must play ball with you because you are the new Captain. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2627 You gotta do more than wag your tail to get beamed up! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2628 He asked to be taken to our leader. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2629 They sent him here to mark their territory. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2630 Until we can decypher their language, we should respond in kind. Commander GL3RPH, stick your nose in its crotch. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2631 Congratulations, you have just been named Dog of the Galaxy 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2632 At last, we have found their leader. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2633 Is she itching? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2634 With a knick-knack paddywack, give the dog a bone, this UFO is taking you home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2635 Cartoon submission 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2636 You, major, and your crew have done a great job convincing them your their friends. We will coomence the attack soon ! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2637 Take me to your pet waste station. Then your leader. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2638 Who's going to walk him? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2639 You wanna go for a spacewalk buddy? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2640 Hands off, guys; this best friend is mine. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2641 Blorg got one and says they're out of this world. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2642 OK... one more time ... how do you get people to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2643 Is it just me or is he starting to look like us? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2644 The earthlings are much furrier than I imagined 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2645 How did you get them to solve the turd problem? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2646 They've become more human since our last visit. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2647 Who let Mike order lunch? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2648 Time for party: make another poo poo so we can watch it float. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2649 Have any of you seen a bone around here? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2650 I know! Let Mikey probe him. He'll probe anything. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2651 You sure this is the one trained to go in the MRI machine? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2652 Looks like a dog to me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2653 It's 200 light years to Zircon. I wish you hadn't forgotten the dog food. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2654 It's their fearless leader. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2655 Their slaves have interplanetary exploration, yet have not succeeded in overthrowing their masters. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2656 I warned you not to get into that rock, paper, scissors competition with the cat. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2657 I told you earthlings wouldn't look anything like us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2658 According to the rear appendage the creature is saying "Wag more, bark less." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2659 That's right Sparky, we will now teleport you back to earth so you can fetch us more of those lovely squeeky-ma-bobs we love. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2660 What they lack in intelligence they make up for in cuteness. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2661 To lead or not to lead? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2662 Okay agent Gorloc, we are eager to hear your report on the annal probes you performed at the Henderson's dinner party. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2663 C'mon, boy: Wag less, bark more! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2664 Unfortunately he has gas. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2665 His tag says "Scotty." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2666 I know! Doggie: Klaatu, Barada, Nikto. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2667 He's got to go! Beam him down Scottie! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2668 Who’s my good unidentifiable hairy thing? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2669 Amazing, his bark is actually worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2670 If we only knew their word for 'roll over!' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2671 Which one of you is going to take me for a walk on the moon? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2672 He is either their god or a prisoner. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2673 Well, Scottie, we beamed you up; now take us to your dog-less leader. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2674 It's pretty much what I imagined. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2675 Follow me down to the planet and I'll take you all walkies. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2676 I think he is trying to tell us that he’s been trained. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2677 Think he's microchipped? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2678 Beam me up, Scottie! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2679 How about God? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2680 How about Rover? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2681 I say we keep him and call him Fang. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2682 Different than the other carbon-based lifeforms on this planet, this one is a 100% good boy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2683 I think he's lost. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2684 ...you really want to go disguised as a dog this time? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2685 What’s this? I was expecting a Scottie to be beamed up... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2686 What's this thing called "poop"? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2687 This one will reproduce. It’s fixed. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2688 Williams-Sonoma was out of Peppermint Bark. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2689 We better land, he needs to go outside. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2690 Btrfaaq! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2691 I believe the moving appendage on this species is used by humans to sweep their floors. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2692 Dogs have owners? We call that slavery! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2693 This is the third time this week we caught you pouring scotch in th toilet water. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2694 Have our lab run tests on him. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
2695 Don't look at me - this thing did it! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
2696 We’re taking you to our planet - it’s called Sticks. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
2697 I understand that its President Trump new ambassador to South Korea. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2698 Oh yeah. This one. Not too bright but it sure knew what Zardoz did with the anal probe didn’t it? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2699 The order was "HAIR! Lots of Hair! as in Russian wolfhound, Norwegian elkhound, etc, etc, etc." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2700 Woof woof woof. Woof woof woof. Woof woof? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2701 He's our best friend now. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2702 Can I make a piss tape instead? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2703 Either of you guys remember the ‘80s remake of ‘The Thing’ ? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2704 I asked him to speak but all I got was 'bark'. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2705 Have you heard the one about the bald groomer? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
2706 If it's a "dog," we dissect it. If it's a "god," we talk with it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2707 ?dog rieht dnuof ew evaH 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2708 I always heard humans were dogs... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2709 Who's a good mrpht? Who's a good mrpht? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2710 They call it slin the dog —winner gets it. But what is it? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2711 He ate Zork. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2712 And then they pick up my poop and put it in a bag! It is a treasure. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2713 For the last time, I'm not a Scottie, I'm not even a terrier and I don't know how to beam anybody anywhere. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2714 Go say "Hello" to Rex out in Phoenix, his probe has been acting up. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2715 Quick! Grab a teleportation excretion waste bag. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2716 This is their leader? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2717 We should call him Space Bud! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2718 Ok. We can finally ask, "Who'se on first?". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2719 That looks like a light fixture above us, but it's really a 1,000-pound weight that springs and squishes earth beings flat as what they call a pancake. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2720 He ain't nothin' but a hound dog. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2721 A Dog's Purpose 2: To Serve Man 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2722 Seasonal Affective Disorder? Nah, doesn't bother me much. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2723 His tag says Mutnik. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2724 "Do you happen to know an earthling named 'Scotty'"? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2725 The judge says I can't leave my cave for 30 days. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2726 Well, the people seem friendly. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2727 Doug... I think you pressed the wrong button. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2728 So this is what an earthling looks like! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2729 "We're not in Kansas, anymore, Spike We're not in Kansas, anymore, Missy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2730 Anyone speak "dog".... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2731 The technique is a little archaic, but we’re clearly on the same page here. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2732 We also want to meet Kibbles and Mr. Bits. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2733 Take us to your planet’s leader. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2734 What's kibble? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2735 He thinks he will fly into the future 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2736 Please tell us. How did you train them to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2737 It's man's best friend but it can't even talk. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2738 It looks like You beamed up a Scotty. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2739 It's a message from their leader. He say's "It's a dog's world." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2740 That's the display of blind loyalty our leader wanted us to find for a job in his administration. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2741 If you let me keep him, I promise to space walk him and synthesize food for him and disintegrate all his poop. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2742 Don’t tell me you have to go again! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2743 We need grass for the Potty Transporter. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2744 But to eliminate all cats would violate the First Law! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2745 I wish I'd heeded your warning -- she IS a man-eater. She's chewed me up. I just hope she'll spit me out. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2746 "We received a directive to beam up a 'Scotty.' You are a terrier from Scotland, I presume.' 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2747 I only abduct rescues. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2748 Pluto's not a planet anymore, now they're letting dogs in; what in the black hole is the universe coming to? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0