Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Mission accomplished. We will report that this planet's inhabitants are friendly and playful. |
2.9989 |
0.00108 |
924 |
0 |
1 |
923 |
1 |
When I said abduct the dog, I meant President Trump... |
2.0690 |
0.04789 |
29 |
0 |
27 |
2 |
2 |
What is boy? A fire down by the old Jetson's house?" |
2.0625 |
0.06455 |
16 |
0 |
15 |
1 |
3 |
Did you remember to take him out before we left? |
2.0606 |
0.04218 |
33 |
0 |
31 |
2 |
4 |
He agrees to a rectal probe, but only if we use our noses. |
2.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
0 |
44 |
2 |
5 |
My research on tail movements suggests he has to “go,” but I haven’t been able to determine what that means... |
2.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
0 |
46 |
2 |
6 |
These earthlings are more intelligent than I thought they’d be. |
2.0417 |
0.04256 |
24 |
0 |
23 |
1 |
7 |
Tap...tap, tap. What does the code book say? |
2.0417 |
0.04256 |
24 |
0 |
23 |
1 |
8 |
Thank goodness there's at least SOME intelligent life down there. |
2.0417 |
0.04256 |
24 |
0 |
23 |
1 |
9 |
I just said "come" and he came. |
2.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
0 |
49 |
2 |
10 |
He looks too intelligent to account for what's going on down there. |
2.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
0 |
51 |
2 |
11 |
He says he has business to do on earth. |
2.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
0 |
26 |
1 |
12 |
I thought you were a cat person. |
2.0357 |
0.03637 |
28 |
0 |
27 |
1 |
13 |
I said beam up Scotty, not Spotty! |
2.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
0 |
59 |
2 |
14 |
Now remember your mission: go infiltrate a human family and report back. |
2.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
0 |
65 |
2 |
15 |
Did you bring your vaccination records with you? |
2.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
0 |
65 |
2 |
16 |
That’s right. Dog-light years are seven times longer, too. |
2.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
0 |
70 |
2 |
17 |
These earth creatures are the most lovable and loyal species we've found in the universe. |
2.0256 |
0.02598 |
39 |
0 |
38 |
1 |
18 |
It followed me home. Can I keep him? |
2.0244 |
0.02469 |
41 |
0 |
40 |
1 |
19 |
They seem to have more leadership qualities than the other species. |
2.0233 |
0.01635 |
86 |
0 |
84 |
2 |
20 |
Those beings I see you leading around must be an inferior species? |
2.0227 |
0.02299 |
44 |
0 |
43 |
1 |
21 |
So you are saying if we offer belly rubs and squeaky toys we could take over the world? |
2.0215 |
0.01512 |
93 |
0 |
91 |
2 |
22 |
We've been monitoring Twitter so there'll be no, "Take me to your leader." |
2.0213 |
0.02151 |
47 |
0 |
46 |
1 |
23 |
It’s their leader. |
2.0172 |
0.01214 |
116 |
0 |
114 |
2 |
24 |
Explain how your species has enslaved the humans, and we shall provide a treat. |
2.0172 |
0.01739 |
58 |
0 |
57 |
1 |
25 |
He says he has a wide-ranging interest in medieval and renaissance literature, but all he gets on earth is "go fetch." |
2.0169 |
0.01709 |
59 |
0 |
58 |
1 |
26 |
The four legs, long ears, sensitive nose and temperament are all improvements over the last Earthling we examined. |
2.0159 |
0.01600 |
63 |
0 |
62 |
1 |
27 |
What’s that, Sport? Timmy’s fallen down a black hole?! |
2.0159 |
0.01600 |
63 |
0 |
62 |
1 |
28 |
Back to your shithole planet, dog. |
2.0159 |
0.01600 |
63 |
0 |
62 |
1 |
29 |
It seems his name is ‘sit.’ |
2.0156 |
0.01575 |
64 |
0 |
63 |
1 |
30 |
Bear with me, I'm Sirius I have to get to the Dog Star to bury my bone. |
2.0156 |
0.01575 |
64 |
0 |
63 |
1 |
31 |
Then I get my dinner around 5 PM, relatively speaking. |
2.0156 |
0.01575 |
64 |
0 |
63 |
1 |
32 |
Our research indicates that this is the highest life form on the planet. |
2.0154 |
0.01550 |
65 |
0 |
64 |
1 |
33 |
Daddy, can we eat... I mean keep him? |
2.0152 |
0.01067 |
132 |
0 |
130 |
2 |
34 |
Well, sure you can come live on our planet. We value kind, decent, honest life. Doesn’t everyone? |
2.0137 |
0.00965 |
146 |
0 |
144 |
2 |
35 |
I don't know either. I just heard this guy saying "Beam me up a Scotty," and then this great whooshing sound, and now here I am. |
2.0109 |
0.01093 |
92 |
0 |
91 |
1 |
36 |
They seem friendly enough, but I was expecting opposable thumbs. |
2.0065 |
0.00461 |
306 |
0 |
304 |
2 |
37 |
And who is going to walk him? |
2.0039 |
0.00393 |
255 |
0 |
254 |
1 |
38 |
I know it's demeaning Johnson but if they ask- you're the good boy. |
2.0000 |
0.03581 |
40 |
1 |
38 |
1 |
39 |
Our initial findings were wrong. There is intelligent life on this planet. |
2.0000 |
0.02418 |
59 |
1 |
57 |
1 |
40 |
The planet BigBones approaches, Lord Barker. |
2.0000 |
0.02198 |
46 |
0 |
46 |
0 |
41 |
To boldly fetch where no dog has fetched before. |
2.0000 |
0.03772 |
38 |
1 |
36 |
1 |
42 |
This one is a common species, a rap artist, if I'm not mistaken. |
2.0000 |
0.04637 |
31 |
1 |
29 |
1 |
43 |
You thought it was just a big frisbee, didn't you boy, didn't you? |
2.0000 |
0.01170 |
86 |
0 |
86 |
0 |
44 |
We find it to be highly intelligent. It has domesticated a two legged creature to walk with it to clean up after it, and to bring it food. |
2.0000 |
0.02857 |
50 |
1 |
48 |
1 |
45 |
Ok! Now, we just need peanut butter. |
2.0000 |
0.02062 |
49 |
0 |
49 |
0 |
46 |
Any news of Gérard Depardieu? |
2.0000 |
0.01709 |
59 |
0 |
59 |
0 |
47 |
Amazing, even their pets wear jewelry! |
2.0000 |
0.00535 |
265 |
1 |
263 |
1 |
48 |
Breeglot dooot phlom skiegor, Rex? |
2.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
0 |
44 |
0 |
49 |
Bark once for 'I'm really a dog" and twice for "It's a transporter screwup. |
2.0000 |
0.01170 |
86 |
0 |
86 |
0 |
50 |
There really is a Dog! |
2.0000 |
0.03251 |
44 |
1 |
42 |
1 |
51 |
Wait. Let me get this straight. The humans kidnapped you from your family and then did what to your genitals? |
2.0000 |
0.03875 |
37 |
1 |
35 |
1 |
52 |
I think he is trying to tell us something. |
2.0000 |
0.01951 |
73 |
1 |
71 |
1 |
53 |
A perfect apparatus for human domination! |
2.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
0 |
30 |
0 |
54 |
Inform Commander Laika she has a visitor. |
2.0000 |
0.02300 |
62 |
1 |
60 |
1 |
55 |
He appears to be from the planet K-9. |
2.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
0 |
25 |
0 |
56 |
Sometimes those electromagnetic fences just don't work. |
2.0000 |
0.00583 |
172 |
0 |
172 |
0 |
57 |
Whatcha looking at? I'm just a dog. Ok, so I have a few fleas. |
2.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
0 |
31 |
0 |
58 |
We've tried every language in the galaxy and we're no closer to knowing who's a good boy. |
2.0000 |
0.01379 |
73 |
0 |
73 |
0 |
59 |
The earthlings have a very unusual method of greeting each other. |
1.9966 |
0.00337 |
297 |
1 |
296 |
0 |
60 |
Wow, they sure solved the hair loss problem! |
1.9957 |
0.00436 |
230 |
1 |
229 |
0 |
61 |
Go get help! |
1.9930 |
0.00707 |
142 |
1 |
141 |
0 |
62 |
We took their best friend, of course they'll surrender. |
1.9927 |
0.00515 |
274 |
2 |
272 |
0 |
63 |
I found him at a stripper bar. He was the only one with his tail on backwards. |
1.9920 |
0.00567 |
249 |
2 |
247 |
0 |
64 |
Well, you did say "beam up the smartest thing at the White house". |
1.9908 |
0.00922 |
109 |
1 |
108 |
0 |
65 |
This was only species that responded to 'STAY!' |
1.9903 |
0.00976 |
103 |
1 |
102 |
0 |
66 |
I have deciphered the Best Friend of Human's tail message. He wants to play ball. |
1.9903 |
0.00976 |
103 |
1 |
102 |
0 |
67 |
I stand corrected. There is intelligent life on earth after all. |
1.9888 |
0.01130 |
89 |
1 |
88 |
0 |
68 |
If you ask me it's an antenna of some kind. |
1.9881 |
0.01198 |
84 |
1 |
83 |
0 |
69 |
At last! Intelligent life on Earth. |
1.9881 |
0.01198 |
84 |
1 |
83 |
0 |
70 |
Stupid computer....I said "retrieve HER." |
1.9877 |
0.01242 |
81 |
1 |
80 |
0 |
71 |
It seems the only thing they can't figure out is "Who's a good boy?" |
1.9875 |
0.01258 |
80 |
1 |
79 |
0 |
72 |
Contrary to what we thought, there is intelligent life down there. |
1.9875 |
0.01258 |
80 |
1 |
79 |
0 |
73 |
It seems to command a sizeable staff of chaperones, cooks, and exercisers, plus free rent and medical care...definitely the planet's alpha. |
1.9853 |
0.01482 |
68 |
1 |
67 |
0 |
74 |
You learned that men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and cats are from Uranus? |
1.9818 |
0.01835 |
55 |
1 |
54 |
0 |
75 |
Apparently it is their 'best friend' |
1.9818 |
0.01835 |
55 |
1 |
54 |
0 |
76 |
ok who's turn is it to put on all the gear and take him out.... |
1.9815 |
0.01869 |
54 |
1 |
53 |
0 |
77 |
Earthlings are much more advanced in development than I anticipated. |
1.9815 |
0.01869 |
54 |
1 |
53 |
0 |
78 |
Good luck, agent Smith. We are confident the humans won’t suspect a thing. |
1.9815 |
0.01869 |
54 |
1 |
53 |
0 |
79 |
Careful, he probes with his snout. |
1.9815 |
0.01869 |
54 |
1 |
53 |
0 |
80 |
Well, what do you know? There really is a Dog. |
1.9800 |
0.02020 |
50 |
1 |
49 |
0 |
81 |
This one actually listens. |
1.9792 |
0.02105 |
48 |
1 |
47 |
0 |
82 |
I mentioned a cat scan and he looked at me like i was from outer space |
1.9783 |
0.01529 |
92 |
2 |
90 |
0 |
83 |
He wants us to try the method his species uses to identify each other. |
1.9762 |
0.02410 |
42 |
1 |
41 |
0 |
84 |
This one appears to be broken. |
1.9756 |
0.02469 |
41 |
1 |
40 |
0 |
85 |
Where's the pony? |
1.9750 |
0.02532 |
40 |
1 |
39 |
0 |
86 |
Who’s the most intelligent life form on your planet? You are, yes you are! |
1.9750 |
0.01757 |
80 |
2 |
78 |
0 |
87 |
Fly me to the moon. |
1.9737 |
0.02667 |
38 |
1 |
37 |
0 |
88 |
Finally...an intelligent life form! |
1.9737 |
0.01848 |
76 |
2 |
74 |
0 |
89 |
Houston, we have a problem. |
1.9733 |
0.01873 |
75 |
2 |
73 |
0 |
90 |
Your mission is to find Pluto and bring him back. |
1.9730 |
0.02740 |
37 |
1 |
36 |
0 |
91 |
The dog tag says return to Sputnik. |
1.9692 |
0.02159 |
65 |
2 |
63 |
0 |
92 |
He was the smartest one we could find in The White House. |
1.9688 |
0.02192 |
64 |
2 |
62 |
0 |
93 |
What shithole planet are you from? |
1.9683 |
0.02227 |
63 |
2 |
61 |
0 |
94 |
It looks harmless,but they rule the Earthlings. |
1.9683 |
0.02227 |
63 |
2 |
61 |
0 |
95 |
Pluto! |
1.9677 |
0.02262 |
62 |
2 |
60 |
0 |
96 |
That's right. Stand at "Attention". Good aliens! |
1.9677 |
0.02262 |
62 |
2 |
60 |
0 |
97 |
Cute! Fun! How do earthlings get anything done? |
1.9600 |
0.02799 |
50 |
2 |
48 |
0 |
98 |
Will someone please take this earthling to the poop deck! |
1.9600 |
0.04082 |
25 |
1 |
24 |
0 |
99 |
In outer space, nobody knows you're a dog. |
1.9600 |
0.04082 |
25 |
1 |
24 |
0 |
100 |
And you say you know where this Dog Park is? |
1.9583 |
0.02915 |
48 |
2 |
46 |
0 |
101 |
I still think that having him along to get us seven times faster in light years is not good science. |
1.9583 |
0.02915 |
48 |
2 |
46 |
0 |
102 |
We await your orders, Your Eminence. |
1.9574 |
0.02976 |
47 |
2 |
45 |
0 |
103 |
Our language experts say that wagging the tail is its way of saying "Take me to your leader." |
1.9524 |
0.03326 |
42 |
2 |
40 |
0 |
104 |
Awwww, he wuvs us. |
1.9524 |
0.03326 |
42 |
2 |
40 |
0 |
105 |
That’s not a Scottie. |
1.9524 |
0.03326 |
42 |
2 |
40 |
0 |
106 |
The creature radiates love. It's safe to land. |
1.9500 |
0.03490 |
40 |
2 |
38 |
0 |
107 |
Man’s best friend is the perfect disguise. |
1.9500 |
0.03490 |
40 |
2 |
38 |
0 |
108 |
I love the subtlety of their language. |
1.9500 |
0.03490 |
40 |
2 |
38 |
0 |
109 |
So far our interrogation has determined that he's fluent in two languages - woof and arf! |
1.9500 |
0.05130 |
20 |
1 |
19 |
0 |
110 |
How would you like to visit a world that's not dog-eat-dog? |
1.9459 |
0.03769 |
37 |
2 |
35 |
0 |
111 |
It's settled. We'll keep him. |
1.9444 |
0.03872 |
36 |
2 |
34 |
0 |
112 |
Dammit Brork, not this kind of rover! |
1.9444 |
0.03872 |
36 |
2 |
34 |
0 |
113 |
Fido: fetch the human. |
1.9355 |
0.04485 |
31 |
2 |
29 |
0 |
114 |
Normally we'd ask to be taken to your leader, but we've been monitoring your media broadcasts, and I think we'll just stay with you. |
1.9310 |
0.04789 |
29 |
2 |
27 |
0 |
115 |
This one appears to already have a probe. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
116 |
This planet has obviously gone to the dogs ! |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
117 |
Maybe he'll become an alien's best friend? |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
118 |
In space, no one can hear you bark. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
119 |
What’s that girl? Timmy has fallen is the Hydrotron 2700 again? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
120 |
Remarkably intelligent for an earth creature! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
121 |
Are we sure he's from Norway? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
122 |
Siri thought you barked “beam me up Scotty.” |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
123 |
Go and deposit our message on their lawns. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
124 |
Of course I buried the evidence. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
125 |
It seems to be some type of super-intelligent mammal. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
126 |
Scotty, when we beamed him down he was a chihuahua! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
127 |
Do you really have a gentle Leader? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
128 |
So inform us about this 'unconditional love' thing. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
129 |
Ziem Natcha "Woof"? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
130 |
I sense its power and I want to clean up its excrement. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
131 |
Okay okay - please tell me his partner will be there when we arrive. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
132 |
So please tell us; why do they like cats? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
133 |
I warned against probing too far into our future but would you listen to me? Noooo! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
134 |
No you ought to talk to Fido over on 52nd. He's Way smarter than the one my humans are calling, "Mr. President." |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
135 |
So this is what earthlings look like ! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
136 |
Do you guys have a wee wee pad? |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
137 |
Don't you just hate it when you can't speak the language? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
138 |
You are so lucky my tail is wagging. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
139 |
"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out." Dear New Yorker folk. The above caption is stolen from an Arnie Levin cartoon that you ran years ago. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
140 |
What puzzles me is the constant back and forth motion of the buttocks sensor. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
141 |
His tag says Pavlov's Lab. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
142 |
Finally, a sign of intelligent life from that sad planet. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
143 |
And when you get down there, remember, you're the superior species. |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
144 |
Bring us to your owner. |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
145 |
We believe this is their leader. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
146 |
Can I keep him? I swear to the whole universe he'll be my responsibility. |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
147 |
Ok, Take us to your Woof. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
148 |
I just eat the food. I don't ask any questions. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
149 |
And to think, we almost abandoned any hope of finding intelligent life. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
150 |
First we get him a reality show, then we will have our Manchurian candidate run for the office of the President of the United States of America |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
151 |
Oh! I thought you said, "Beam him up, Spotty." |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
152 |
He's mentally telling me he wants to stick his head out the window. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
153 |
Can we keep it? Do you think it is UFO trained? |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
154 |
Gad Zukes Mogogoob! finally a earthling that speaks our language! |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
155 |
Now beam up the fire hydrant. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
156 |
If you want to know how to enslave the human race, you really should be talking to the cat. |
1.0000 |
0.00030 |
3359 |
3359 |
0 |
0 |
157 |
He must command, the movement of his rear appendage compels, food, medication, housing, obsequious rituals and dropping pick-up and removal. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
158 |
Remember, they like it when you sniff their pants. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
159 |
Speak. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
160 |
Whose turn is it to take him for space walkies? |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
161 |
I said “Beam me up Scotty!” not “Beam me up a Scottie!” |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
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Man's best friend? No. My best friend! |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
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0 |
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I think we can conclude the Earthling leaders aren't the ones in front. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
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0 |
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‘Pluto needs you!” |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
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0 |
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You guys flip a coin - I took him out for his walk yesterday. |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
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Clearly more evolved than we had believed! |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
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I know, I know but I promise I'll take him on spacewalks. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
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0 |
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168 |
Well, who did who did you think would beam up from the Dog Star? |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
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0 |
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It sure seems friendly! |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
170 |
I think Scotty's transporter went a bit wrong |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
171 |
I thought you said he was Best In Show? |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
172 |
Who's rough? Babe Ruth? What about the roof? His language appears to be quite advanced |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
173 |
How will I find a bitch in the new place? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
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We’ll call him Scotty |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
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Forgetaboutit, I'm already a clone ! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
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176 |
So your those high pitched sounds I've been hearing.... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
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I think that means he wants to go outside. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
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178 |
Klaatu Barada Nik-Knack Paddywhack |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
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0 |
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179 |
how did my mother-inn-law get here? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
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Yes, but do we really need a "best friend"? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
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Alexa, Gold retrieval. Gold retrieval! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
182 |
His adoption fees were how much? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
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183 |
This is our most advanced technology, it is paperless. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
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0 |
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184 |
Told you I smelled ‘up dog’ in here. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
185 |
Does anyone know the secret handshake? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
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186 |
Greetings, Earth pet. Bark twice if you are house broken. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
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187 |
The "Good boy" species is worshiped by the humans. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
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188 |
Fine, we can keep him. But I am not going to be the one walking him every day. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
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189 |
We got the four-legged ancestors too. Speak of yourself! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
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Entropy takes care of cleanups. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
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The canines have trained humans to obey their every wish. |
1.0000 |
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20 |
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If this their top dog we have nothing to worry about. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
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193 |
We rescued him from the Earthlings. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
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194 |
You don't think he's from one of those shithole countries do you? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
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195 |
So, are you ready for your undercover mission on earth? If yes, please wag your tail. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
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196 |
He's been like that since we got back from the walk. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
197 |
Astro? |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
198 |
Do we still have to pick up after him? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
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199 |
It looked different on eBay. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
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. . w???????????´???´??o?_?????_??????o?¸??????^~???¯¨?f????????~???¨`???w?¸????????¨´`?¯~¨´???ó?????????¯¨´???o????????????^??????f???????????????????? . . |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
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Take us to Astro, the Jetson's dog. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
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202 |
Really? Best friend? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
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In my experience, they spend most of their time going on walks and playing fetch. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
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We also need love, Earth people are selfish |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
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205 |
Don't we usually beam up a scottie? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
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It's working backwards. I asked for GOD. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
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Our new propulsion system is working! Now, everyone keep telling him he's a good boy, and we'll be home in no time. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
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You see? The end wags when I call it "master." I think we've found one of their leaders. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
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209 |
He seems to respond to one word, "food". |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
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You're right; he's very cute. Let's eat him? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
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211 |
Highly developed senses, loyal, loving, non-judgmental...it's the most advanced life form we found on the planet. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
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212 |
The earthling was OK with shaking hands but seems agitated to a cavity probe. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
213 |
I hope he's housebroken.... |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
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37 |
0 |
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214 |
Wow! These humans get uglier every time we come here. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
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37 |
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215 |
I'm going to call him Mars Rover. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
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He just followed me home. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
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He says his name is 'Rex' and he doesn't know anyone called Canis Major. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
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218 |
But we just beamed you out five minutes ago! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
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219 |
Definitely an advanced species with that all purpose signaler. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
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He just says woof, woof when I ask him to speak. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
221 |
You seem to have a way with these Earthlings, Whosagoodboy. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
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222 |
TAKE ME TO YOUR LITTER. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
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223 |
I said 'Beam up the Scotty!' |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
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224 |
Make sure the subject refers to you a "rescue", so you know that you've landed with someone that will be sympathetic to our impending arrival. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
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0 |
225 |
Oh Please! Don't give us that "he followed me home" routine again. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
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226 |
We hear you have them well-trained. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
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227 |
this is what comes when you beam down a stick ? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
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228 |
Take me to your leader of the pack. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
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229 |
We're about to find out what going through a wormhole does to actual worms. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
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230 |
He seems unassuming but, judging from the doting homage that he receives from the earthlings, he must be their king. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
231 |
According to our brain scans, his kind is "a good boi" and they want to love us very much. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
232 |
It wants us to throw a ball,feed it,rub it's belly, or take it back. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
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233 |
The analysis has come in. We can confirm that you are, in fact, a very good boy. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
234 |
...I am the Leader |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
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235 |
I repeat, take me to your fire hydrant. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
236 |
How on Earth did you get them to pick that up? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
237 |
You mean they actually follow you around and pick it up!? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
238 |
We're millions of miles from home, we could use a best friend! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
239 |
Meet my new best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
240 |
I am very sirius; he'd be better off on the dog star. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
241 |
Who let the dog in...?! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
242 |
I told you two to 'get SERIOUS' you idiots! |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
243 |
I think he has spaceworms. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
244 |
Come on Rover go find Mars. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
245 |
Beam Scotty up, Scotty! |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
246 |
If he bites we'll give him plenty of space. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
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247 |
Now the earthlings will never suspect that it is us doing the anal probes. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
248 |
... and then I do this when they say the word 'Sit! |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
249 |
What'd ya say boy? Prezak fell in a black hole? |
1.0000 |
0.02020 |
50 |
50 |
0 |
0 |
250 |
Guys he's cute, but I don't think this is Brad Pitt. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
251 |
Captain, Captain: is that you? What happened? |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
252 |
His superior intelligence is obvious—he wants to stick his head out the window. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
253 |
Lead me to your taker |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
254 |
Have you domesticated them yet? |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
255 |
Dog is my co-pilot. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
256 |
I guess it depends on how really bad he needs to go. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
257 |
This is the only good thing you could find on the planet? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
258 |
So, what do we get in exchange for vaporizing all the cats? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
259 |
I don't know what breed. We abducted him from an animal rescue. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
260 |
Our evaluations indicate that the four legged specimen is more morally advanced and more intelligent than two legged specimen. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
261 |
The way I think about it is, HE abducted ME. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
262 |
Beam me down. Not a Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
263 |
The Russians want their dog back. |
1.0000 |
0.01942 |
52 |
52 |
0 |
0 |
264 |
I think we found their secret Lab. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
265 |
Let me guess. Pluto? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
266 |
Don't look at me "Wondering what am I" the Questions is ? what are you Funny men looking at?" run to a mirror" and figure it out ? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
267 |
Yes, outer space is exciting. But tell us, is it true that dogs rule on Planet Earth? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
268 |
Clearly, it's been with us before. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
269 |
I don"t think this is the right Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
270 |
Based on the audio transmissions from the planet, I expected something less intelligent. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
271 |
Very interesting! And you say they have hands like ours? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
272 |
He wants to go out. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
273 |
This is the creature they call 'man's best friend'. Initially we thought it to be smarter than that! |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
274 |
Remember to fetch your leader, not the stick. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
275 |
Supposedly he's the best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
276 |
I think he likes me! |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
277 |
I know you’re not a “Scottie”, but ‘Beam me up, Labrador’ doesn’t have the same effect. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
278 |
He says that, in fact, the world belongs to him. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
279 |
You guys wanna bone or somethin'? |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
280 |
They are served by intelligent beings. Perhaps they are considered household deities. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
281 |
You're making it really hard for us to be taken seriously |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
282 |
Did you remember the peanut butter? |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
283 |
When I went on the Martian dating service, I guess best friend shouldn’t have been my #1 choice. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
284 |
He may not be a genius, but he's stable. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
285 |
His name is Rex! He is their leader! |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
286 |
I forget, do we accept pets? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
287 |
So this is what human beings look like? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
288 |
Welcome, and how'd you know my name was Ralph? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
289 |
Welcome aboard, Captain Good Boy. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
290 |
Finally a friendly alien! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
291 |
I think he'd like to be our best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
292 |
Are you the fosters or my forever family? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
293 |
It trained the human to pick up the poop. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
294 |
Yes, we know the doggy door is closed. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
295 |
Prepare to administer the table scraps. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
296 |
Are you sure you asked for prove of love and happiness on earth ? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
297 |
'WOOF' is just my acronym for Wolf Originated Obligatory Fetcher. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
298 |
Ever hear of the Trojan Horse? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
299 |
Uhhh...take me to your master? |
1.0000 |
0.01942 |
52 |
52 |
0 |
0 |
300 |
After much searching, they agreed, intelligent life was finally found. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
301 |
It worked. He no longer has any fleas. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
302 |
We wish to use you to sniff out shithole countries. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
303 |
At last, we've captured their leader! |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
304 |
Is its bark worse than its gloob? |
1.0000 |
0.01739 |
58 |
58 |
0 |
0 |
305 |
Dinner's ready! |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
306 |
Wow, these Americans are brighter than their leader had led us to believe! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
307 |
He seems to want to go out again. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
308 |
I knew there was intelligent life on earth. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
309 |
Was that tall biped you were walking your pet? |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
310 |
See this is what happens when you don't enunciate - "beam me aboard" becomes "beam me a dog." |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
311 |
I told you to go abduct a human, not go fetch a hound! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
312 |
But I asked you guys to beam me up Spotty. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
313 |
I'm telling you, make this puppy an Instagram page and the resistance will be powerless to stop us. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
314 |
We think you'll love your new backyard. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
315 |
Zartrax the Untoward will be pleased, it's so cuuuuute! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
316 |
Like Charles de Gaulle, the better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
317 |
Oh. I thought you said, "Beam me up 'a' Scottie." |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
318 |
I thought we agreed to a gold fish. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
319 |
It was their best example of intelligent life. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
320 |
I feel bad about destroying Earth, but it warms my heart to give this sweet boy a new Forever Home. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
321 |
My mother never let me a dog... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
322 |
And you’ll have to promise to feed him and take him out for a walk twice a day. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
323 |
Their Leader was busy playing golf, so they sent someone with equivalent intelligence |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
324 |
Sit, beam down, good boy! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
325 |
Can’t hear speech that wags. Please thump. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
326 |
It’s clearly the planet’s dominant species. You wouldn’t believe how they’ve domesticated the monkeys! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
327 |
And this life form was leading one of our outdated micro-cerebral clones around... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
328 |
Want to co-pilot? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
329 |
" I smell shit". |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
330 |
It keeps responding to the word “Democrat.” |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
331 |
Good cushion! Can someone let me out to "go"? |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
332 |
Bob, set the transporter to 'neuter', heh heh, where gonads have gone before. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
333 |
We did ask for the friendliest living creature on Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
334 |
Don't sweat it. He has to look better than us on the other side ! |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
335 |
Why does everyone want to take my temperature?!? |
1.0000 |
0.02062 |
49 |
49 |
0 |
0 |
336 |
Go for a walk? This will be harder than playing fetch. |
1.0000 |
0.01980 |
51 |
51 |
0 |
0 |
337 |
She looks like a saturndoodle to me. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
338 |
Now let's beam up the Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.01770 |
57 |
57 |
0 |
0 |
339 |
Can we take him home? |
1.0000 |
0.01942 |
52 |
52 |
0 |
0 |
340 |
Looks like the American space dog was "hacked" again. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
341 |
Since it found us, I guess we can keep it. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
342 |
And the best part is: he probes himself. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
343 |
Ooohh, can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeaase? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
344 |
...and not only that, he pledges allegiance to Emperor Bark!!! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
345 |
If this is man's best friend, humans are pretty dumb |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
346 |
I hope we have a supply of doggie bags. |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
347 |
Please tell me again what this is, as I couldn't find any K-9 life forms from earth listed in our data base. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
348 |
Excuse me, I'm pretty sure I said beam me up a hot dog |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
349 |
You best move on to another planet. If you stay here it'll be a real dog's life. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
350 |
We want to be a rock group called Three Dog Night. You're the dog |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
351 |
Good sit, now lie down. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
352 |
This is the circle of inclusion. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
353 |
Appears to be having activity in it's happy antenna region..... |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
354 |
Who's turn is it to spacewalk him? |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
355 |
Only small pets are allowed in-flight, but we’ll make an exception since we annihilated your planet. |
1.0000 |
0.01835 |
55 |
55 |
0 |
0 |
356 |
For some reason, he responds to their President's speeches. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
357 |
You guys got food? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
358 |
Help us understand the phrase "bite me"! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
359 |
They even pick up our poop! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
360 |
We took him out last time. It's your turn. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
361 |
It's their latest Mars Rover. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
362 |
Okay Bud, do your business and then we'll beam you back up. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
363 |
At least he's happy to see us. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
364 |
I said, "Beam me up a Scotty. This is a retriever!" |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
365 |
This one is the smartest Earthling, yet! |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
366 |
So those are humanity's weaknesses. Bark and Roofs. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
367 |
My name is HAL, not Fido, and you will do as I say. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
368 |
It's your turn to take him out Geoffrey. Just make sure you keep a firm hand on the leash this time. Poor Skippy still hasn't come home after he went chasing that asteroid. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
369 |
But his name tag read, ‘Homo Sapiens.’ |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
370 |
Next stop, the Dog Star |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
371 |
He doesn't seem to be fooled when we hide the ball instead of throwing it. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
372 |
You're a celebrity who loves to make clothes.We'll call it `Why sew Sirius?' |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
373 |
This must be what humanoids call a ‘god’. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
374 |
You have been identified as the highest form of intelligence on earth. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
375 |
We believe he is trying to tell us he is “like, really smart” and a “very stable genius.” |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
376 |
I told you kids that you would have to walk her -- and the puppies she will soon have. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
377 |
Purina Alpo? Beneful Originals or Incredibites? Beneful Grain Free or Healthy Weight? Or Beef and Chicken Rachel Ray leftovers? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
378 |
He’ll be here in a nanosecond, he went back the poo bag. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
379 |
Amazing species that has trained superior intellects to even clean up its faeces. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
380 |
Why does it want to press its body repeatedly against my leg? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
381 |
Thought you might need a friend.. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
382 |
OK - so how do we get it to play dead? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
383 |
Looks smarter than the dingbats we brought up before. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
384 |
I still say we could have developed a better idea to gather wood samples from Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
385 |
Lock the doggie door. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
386 |
Your mission is complete - what have you learned? |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
387 |
According to the Universal Translator, "Woof" means "Woof". |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
388 |
It appears that we won't need the laser walkers on this planet, just a handful of bacon treats. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
389 |
No anal probe for this one-- just a sniff. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
390 |
Apparently, his mission is to sniff where no dog has ever sniffed before. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
391 |
So what's the big deal? I peed on your lawn. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
392 |
We bark your language. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
393 |
How did you train them to be so obedient? |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
394 |
What luck! It's the Master's voice. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
395 |
I said beam me up SCOTTY |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
396 |
Let's ship him to the collector. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
397 |
What? You lost your best friend to climate change? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
398 |
If he goes, we won't have to pick up poop anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
399 |
We can put him with the chimps! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
400 |
Wanna go for a space walk? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
401 |
Per human observation, you must step in the dog's shit for good luck. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
402 |
It seems to be more intelligent than those two-legged creatures he was living with. |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
403 |
We'll introduce this species and see if they stop fighting. |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
404 |
....... And after all that, we end up with only his best friend? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
405 |
At last- intelligent life. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
406 |
In outer space, nobody knows what a dog is. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
407 |
Leg ride? Sounds fun! |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
408 |
Guys, if you put protein in the front end, we get bacteria out of the back end that makes great saucer fuel. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
409 |
Look, the alien is moving its poorly installed antenna, searching for the signal! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
410 |
Remember, when you get to Earth your name will be Donald Trump |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
411 |
We are looking for a friend are you interested? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
412 |
Day of the dog, month of the dog, or year of the dog? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
413 |
DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I HAVE TO GO #1 AND #2 |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
414 |
Man's best friend, my hat--he loves us aliens too! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
415 |
You three are funny looking and don't have tails. Better to let me descend first. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
416 |
Get ready for the farthest game of fetch in the galaxy! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
417 |
Take me to your treater. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
418 |
Well, I say he looks like a Xernanian's best friend! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
419 |
So this is the smartest thing down there? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
420 |
The most competent white house staff in 2018. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
421 |
This is the most intelligent life form we found in the place that governs the country. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
422 |
Agent X213, what have they done to your nether region? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
423 |
Strange as it is, many human families have one physically abnormal member who looks like this one. Must be some generic translocation during gestation. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
424 |
Their leaders said they would send the most stable genius. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
425 |
He will teach us how Man will clean up our messes. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
426 |
We understand you are a Leader, Dog. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
427 |
Is it space ship trained... |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
428 |
The most advance life form who lives amoung them...Good Boy! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
429 |
What? Up dawg! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
430 |
Beam up Scottie- not a Scottie the terrier! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
431 |
I dias, "Ekat em ot ruoy dog!" |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
432 |
Good...boy...? |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
433 |
He’s loyal and likable...but it doesn’t explain why the humans collect his droppings. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
434 |
Wow, he is so much smarter than the last ones. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
435 |
You asked to see me? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
436 |
If it’s a new best friend your after, no can do. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
437 |
You can be the first dog whistle-blower. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
438 |
Yes, I lead them around. But I'm not the leader. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
439 |
Why do we even bother with the Rover? We just get back sticks. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
440 |
Now it's guaranteed, no one will have a better pet than my little Billy. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
441 |
We asked to beam up the most intelligent life on earth - and it's cute too! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
442 |
Star Paws, you like that buddy? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
443 |
Wait, I've got a million of 'em |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
444 |
I thought humans would look more like us. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
445 |
Please do not litter. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
446 |
The last Jedi, for real this time. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
447 |
I suppose a 'Mars Rover' pun would fit right in about now. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
448 |
Intense tail movement implies happiness. Or maybe the need to urinate. Testing results have been inconclusive. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
449 |
OK, Fido, one bark if they are friendly and two if they are not. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
450 |
What's that, girl? Lord Xlron is stuck in a supermassive black hole? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
451 |
What? You guys don't like my disguise? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
452 |
Lead me to your taker |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
453 |
Let's send this down to Earth and give them a scare. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
454 |
It ate our GPS bot. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
455 |
Anyone speak Russian? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
456 |
Hablar. Dese la Vuelta. Tacon. Permanecer. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
457 |
You didn't really think through the need for walkies did you? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
458 |
Our children moved to an alternative Universe that does not allow dogs, so we got the puppy. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
459 |
It’s your turn. I walked him yesterday. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
460 |
I say we call this planet “Halitosis”. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
461 |
It looks like we have Sirius. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
462 |
Rust ro reasy ron re ranal robes. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
463 |
One question: why is your manure valuable? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
464 |
I see that they've domesticated wolves since our last visit. They used to bite, now they lick. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
465 |
2 Thumbs Up in this whacky comedic adventure packed full of fun for the whole family! You'll laugh your tails off at the silly shenanigans that ensue when these aliens adopt a dog in the award winning comedy Planet K-9. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
466 |
Careful! He charms and enslaves two-legged beings. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
467 |
Whose turn is it, to take him out, to do his business? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
468 |
Earthling, you are our Master. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
469 |
It's better to beam-up than to buy. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
470 |
What am I? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
471 |
I thought St. Bernards showed up with whiskey barrels. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
472 |
So which one of you is going to take me for a walk? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
473 |
Well, we like to think of it as that farm upstate you've heard so much about. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
474 |
We must understand the importance of their poo. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
475 |
Obviously it's the planet's most advanced and intelligent species. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
476 |
You want to sniff my Haiti? |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
477 |
That planet makes rovers that are low-tech but awfully cute! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
478 |
Didn't you just go out 20,000 light years ago? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
479 |
Well, sure it may not sound like a lot in dog years. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
480 |
No! No! Beam us down, Scotty! Down! |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
481 |
I'll stay for 3 walks per day, 3 meals, unlimited snacks and massages. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
482 |
The universe needs more like you. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
483 |
They worship this one by saying, ‘Good alien. Good alien.’ |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
484 |
I guess now we have to go back for a plastic bag |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
485 |
The reason I brought your here... |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
486 |
We're only accepting purebreds. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
487 |
You are emBARKING on your most important mission: gathering intelligence on earth. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
488 |
But how will we walk him? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
489 |
Do you have an anything grain-free? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
490 |
No-air Bud |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
491 |
And who is going to walk him? |
1.0000 |
0.02062 |
49 |
49 |
0 |
0 |
492 |
Hydrant? We assure you we have far superior fire suppression methods. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
493 |
Did you bring the treats? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
494 |
Well ... some of them are nice. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
495 |
Guess we'll have to leave E.T. behind. There's no entrance for him. Doggonit. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
496 |
This is his best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
497 |
He really needs to be let out to pee. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
498 |
The planet is destroyed. We kept one Earth creature. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
499 |
This should give "fetch a whole new meaning... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
500 |
I walked him last, Dad. I swear I did. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
501 |
What do you think this alien is talking about? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
502 |
Look, we've come a long way. Are you sure you don't know how to play bridge? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
503 |
That's no Scottie? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
504 |
Lassie, take me to your Timmy!!! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
505 |
I mean, look at that - is that cute or what? He knows you're here to take him to his new home and he's gotten all clingy. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
506 |
If dog is the co-pilot, where is the pilot? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
507 |
We don't have the leader but we have his best friend |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
508 |
He seems friendlier than our capture of radio signals suggested they are. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
509 |
He must represent an advanced civilization; he is attempting to communicate through the appendage behind him and his soulful gaze. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
510 |
He might appear to be very young but in our years he'd be 2,046. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
511 |
Take me to your gentle leader. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
512 |
You must be the leader since those other creatures walk behind you and pick up your crap. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
513 |
It lacks a human element. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
514 |
Well, they ARE more advanced in necklace technology. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
515 |
We are the crew of the USS Frisbee. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
516 |
He just got here and is already harassing me for a space-walk. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
517 |
Out of this world best friend |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
518 |
is it you, are you the good boy? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
519 |
This one says HE'S the master. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
520 |
Gee, These aliens are rather cute. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
521 |
He answers to 'Scooter,' 'Mr. McScoots', 'Magoo', 'The Yellow One' or 'Beans'. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
522 |
Are you sure he is their Leader? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
523 |
Let's name him Dogstar. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
524 |
You wanted a rescue, now you have to walk him. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
525 |
Alright hotshot. You try burying a bone in zero gravity. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
526 |
They are more evolved then we imagined. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
527 |
We notice that on your planet our kind follow your species around and pick up their poop. Is that negotiable? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
528 |
When we beam you back, ask your leader to send us three green-cards. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
529 |
Convince the people of Earth we are their friends, Ambassador Rex. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
530 |
I was expecting a bunny. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
531 |
Luni was a biped before he was sucked in by that contraption |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
532 |
PETA, yes we have heard of them. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
533 |
We'll name him Red Rover. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
534 |
So the barking is just a ruse to get out of having to work for a living? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
535 |
Yes, captain. We'll set a course for 25 more times around the living room. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
536 |
Maybe all the cat videos weren’t misdirection after all. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
537 |
Come on, guys--you know the poop has to be beamed up, too. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
538 |
I understand one of its primary functions is to fetch something called a 'newspaper'. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
539 |
Quibble all you want with my methods, I'm still calling it a rescue. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
540 |
Do you think he's sending us a message with his tail wagging? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
541 |
Well, this isn't gonna fit on the probe. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
542 |
If that's Pluto lets see what Uranus looks like. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
543 |
Who’s a good quadruped? |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
544 |
You're positive this is the alpha predator? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
545 |
We caught it, but now we don't know what to do with it. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
546 |
Wait. Was it you that phoned home? |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
547 |
OK, their plan to win us over just may work. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
548 |
Finally! We got the one that leads the two-legged kind around! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
549 |
He won't get off the escape hatch. He thinks it's a giant frisbee |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
550 |
But why do they pick up your excrement in plastic bags? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
551 |
Who's a good alien....you are..... |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
552 |
Who’s a good,very stable genius,boy? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
553 |
She just won the 2020 presidency. Can't wait to question her on intelligence on earth. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
554 |
Who’s turn is it to take the dog for a space walk? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
555 |
Oops ... looks like we beamed-up Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
556 |
Does anyone speak Russian? |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
557 |
You are welcome to stay, but you will never have it better than on planet Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
558 |
It translates as 'Fire Hydrant! Now!' |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
559 |
I don't think it understands the gravity of the situation. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
560 |
He warns of something called Harvey Weinstien |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
561 |
I set the search term to ‘astrolabe’ |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
562 |
So on this planet more legs does mean greater intelligence. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
563 |
Space, the Fido Frontier. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
564 |
Take me to your bone. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
565 |
But we don't have any bones. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
566 |
Yes, but is a man worthy of a best friend like you. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
567 |
Rover reports for duty |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
568 |
He speaks one tough earth person language. We still have not cracked it. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
569 |
We're very impressed with your enslavement of these creatures who house and feed you and pick up your waste products. We call that the trifecta. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
570 |
I felt sorry for him. I asked him about life on Earth and all he kept saying was, "Rough, rough, rough!" |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
571 |
He doesn't look like a Rex... |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
572 |
When commodore zyteck asked for the lab, i’m beginning to wonder if he meant laboratory. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
573 |
Just to be clear, I'm in charge now. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
574 |
Only your kind understood our planet-wide command to chase this shiny spinning disc. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
575 |
Can we keep him, Captain? Please? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
576 |
Wow, Earth cats are weird. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
577 |
Some people call me the space cowboy..... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
578 |
YU cheatfg yug quuc ieal galm geh gupo Hyujeh hel fyuc quurp. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
579 |
It’s always happy, so it can’t be human. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
580 |
He's good at catching flying discs. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
581 |
Who's a good adolescent Snorlaxian? You are! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
582 |
I guess this is us in an earlier stage of development. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
583 |
Adorable, yes, but who's going to wake up early every morning to take Fido out for a spacewalk? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
584 |
He must really want his ball. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
585 |
I'm glad we got him from a shelter and not one of those breeders! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
586 |
Sara McLachlan is very persuasive. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
587 |
" Can we keep him, please?. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
588 |
Take me to your feeder! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
589 |
We selected him as a specimen, as he is said to have the same I.Q. as the president of one of earths richest countries. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
590 |
He says you have the wrong guy, he's the beta |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
591 |
I really thought the dogs where in charge. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
592 |
It’s YOUR turn to take him out ... and shut the hatch ... we don’t need that stuff floating back inside!!! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
593 |
We've identified his language as Labradorean Woofish |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
594 |
As an emotional support animal, he is transported for free. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
595 |
You guys have got nothing on me. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
596 |
Thank you for teaching us 'fetch.' Please explain 'walkies.' |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
597 |
No, no food or water until you reveal why you were chasing us. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
598 |
How fetching! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
599 |
Is it true you can read in the dark? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
600 |
What intelligent eyes! I bet it knows exactly what we're thinking. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
601 |
HE SAYS ........"TIMMY FELL IN THE WELL"..... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
602 |
We’ll call him Kirk. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
603 |
Always begging for a treaty. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
604 |
Next time he goes out to do his business have the solar wind to his back. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
605 |
We sent them the answer to "What does it all mean?" and they sent us this? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
606 |
He's our Emotional Supportnaut. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
607 |
You're from the Dog Star? Are you Sirius? (and alternatively) You're from the Dog Star? Siriusly? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
608 |
I'm very suspicious of the wagging tail. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
609 |
Who's going to feed him and walk him and brush him? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
610 |
I wonder if he's spaceship trained ? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
611 |
Don't know what they're called but he looks dog tired, is dog eared, and has a dogged determination. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
612 |
#1 or #2? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
613 |
I just let him out to pee five light years ago. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
614 |
I'm willing to go with you if your language isn't "blah, blah, blah". |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
615 |
Good sit. Now give us your best and loudest bark. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
616 |
Their worship includes picking up his poop, so he must be their leader. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
617 |
Don't let him out just yet. I would like to keep him under observation. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
618 |
Woof. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
619 |
I think we better follow him. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
620 |
Oops ... looks like we beamed-up Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
621 |
It’s about time! |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
622 |
We've done it! We've found intelligent life on Earth! |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
623 |
After monitoring two orbit cycles of communications media, we believe these to be the most intelligent beings on the planet. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
624 |
You are a good pinnacle species |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
625 |
First observation....they don't have a tail like we do. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
626 |
There's been a terrible mistake. We asked them to beam up DOCTOR Barker. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
627 |
Whoa, so this is a human! |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
628 |
Take us to your tweeter. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
629 |
This Twitter thing, is it like your species leaving messages on grass and trees? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
630 |
It must be their leader... they carry its poop in a bag. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
631 |
We still haven’t deciphered the meaning of those brown scrolls he keeps dropping. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
632 |
This human has floppy ears. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
633 |
It's a virtual crate. And he feels secure in there. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
634 |
No, it's a different kind of vacuum. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
635 |
Nobody here speaks English. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
636 |
And you were negative for worms. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
637 |
This one looks more promising. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
638 |
The other one just kept throwing the little planet away, but this one saved it every time! |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
639 |
#SaturnIsForTheGoodBoys |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
640 |
We understand you are the highest life form on Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
641 |
Be careful of his lightsaber. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
642 |
There’s an extra treat in it if you bring Spock back alive. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
643 |
I told him to "sit," but you know I have trouble with the "s" sound. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
644 |
So far, we have determined that this incredible creature has at least 250 ways of expressing happiness using various wags of it's tail. It's the most intelligent Earthling we've discovered by a long-shot! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
645 |
I told you it would be a mistake to ask an earthling for pointers. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
646 |
I'm now realizing that wasn't snarflog I found in the corner. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
647 |
...See? Just set it to Reverse! No more plastic bags! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
648 |
We need you to go out there and fetch a very big spaceship. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
649 |
I wonder where its nuts are?" "Frank this isn't a squirrel." "That's not what I meant. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
650 |
Who wants to take Rover out for his walk? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
651 |
He's definitely brighter than those other beings on Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
652 |
He says he is the leader. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
653 |
This species shows a propensity to roll over. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
654 |
See if it has to go outside. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
655 |
They always look happy before we bring out the probe. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
656 |
Since we read right to left we have proved the extitence of god |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
657 |
The term mission creep comes to mind. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
658 |
Oh, speak stable genus! Don't just #wag your tail. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
659 |
He wandered a long way from home. We must take him back to Labrador. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
660 |
On planet Dyslexia, she's a god. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
661 |
Hey, Buddy! Wanna go for a teleport? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
662 |
Trust me, they'll treat them like their own children. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
663 |
He’s an alien who is subservient to his masters. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
664 |
Sorry about the bark collar, you were driving us nuts. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
665 |
Well, I heard that his poop will burn and look like shooting stars! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
666 |
This one seems nice. Let's skip the anal probe. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
667 |
Let's name him Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
668 |
- Are you sure it's not him? - Don't think so, they told us Donald Trump is a pig |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
669 |
He wants to know if we can roll down a window. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
670 |
I asked but Area 51's closed. Something about too many aliens from shithole countries landing there. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
671 |
Don't give me some shaggy dog story about your mission exploring Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
672 |
Except for the tail, it looks like your Uncle Harry. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
673 |
Finally, our own rover! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
674 |
Seemingly "Arf" is a placeholder word whose exact meaning is dependent on context and inflection. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
675 |
The earthlings are primitive. They don't even seem to have a language. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
676 |
Far more likable than I thought they would be. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
677 |
He seems to think it's a Frisbee. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
678 |
you look perfect; we will send you to a place called earth, which you will colonize and become everyone's best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
679 |
He knows 'shake,' 'heel,' and 'sit.' We're still working on 'take me to your leader.' |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
680 |
The movement of his hind linear proboscis indicates that Earl is the one who offered the treat. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
681 |
You really did go see a man about a dog. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
682 |
What happens on that platform stays on that platform. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
683 |
It seems like he's used to getting things shoved up his rectum. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
684 |
It’s not a scotty! |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
685 |
This isn't what I meant by "Bring me loyal subjects." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
686 |
You better bring him out before he has another accident on the ceiling. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
687 |
Does it Talk? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
688 |
Oops...we must return; the plan was an extraTERRIERestrial alien encounter |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
689 |
Who's a good sentient life form? Yes you are. Oh yes you are. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
690 |
The two-legged being it was with must be its pet. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
691 |
they call it a cow and they drink liquid form its utters called milk and yes I'm sure this time. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
692 |
Of the two we saw this is the superior species. The other one was picking its excrement. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
693 |
He's saying we probably won't like his best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
694 |
Being governed by dogs has many advantages - unconditional love, acceptance of all, ability to listen. Enjoy it! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
695 |
You can keep the earthling if you feed and clean up after him. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
696 |
And what can you tell us of the smaller "frisbees" you have encountered? |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
697 |
Careful, Jim, his people have those humans trained.. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
698 |
I think these Earthlings show some potential. Notice how friendly it seems. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
699 |
I present to you a very good boy |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
700 |
Those earthlings certainly have bad breath! |
1.0000 |
0.02247 |
45 |
45 |
0 |
0 |
701 |
We would like to oblige, but on our planet, giving a belly rub is a declaration of war. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
702 |
Rover,did you beam down your bone! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
703 |
Get him off the set, Charlie, and call back the Klingon. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
704 |
So do you guys speak English? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
705 |
Our research indicates that tail wagging precedes attempts to manipulate. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
706 |
It appears we've captured a Rover. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
707 |
See what happens if you pull on the antenna. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
708 |
I like this one much better than the 2-legged Earthling we beamed up last time better. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
709 |
It’s the only faithful thing on the planet |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
710 |
Somebody said you were looking for Rover... |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
711 |
The abdogtion of ambassador retriever, Good Boy. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
712 |
Okay, forget about taking me to your leader--can you do the rolling over thing again? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
713 |
We beamed him up with his human and returned the human. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
714 |
He’s tapping a message: ‘I could be your best friend’. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
715 |
It’s friendly and will obey your every command. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
716 |
Yes, I know we were sent to spy on them. But they have become our best friend. And they love the fetch game. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
717 |
Great costumes. They'll never suspect that dogs are the superior beings. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
718 |
Am I right that this is much different than their Mars rover? |
1.0000 |
0.02247 |
45 |
45 |
0 |
0 |
719 |
It is not a man but it is man's best friend |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
720 |
We've captured their highest life form. Two-legged lesser beings follow him with plastic bags. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
721 |
I still say it would be more cost-effective to train him to a litterbox... |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
722 |
It's tag says 'Rover.', it's not just a dog. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
723 |
He was detained for attacking our allies, the frisbees. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
724 |
Do you think he's been microchipped? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
725 |
well, is fast food and a sedentary lifestyle still the best way to take over? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
726 |
Must be a friend of Pluto. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
727 |
This polling sample is uncommonly upbeat. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
728 |
I thought Invisible Fence had boundaries. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
729 |
The wag means that it is about to give us fake news. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
730 |
And the good boy is you every time? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
731 |
Take us to your leader! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
732 |
Your name tag says 'Leader'. So. . .can you speak or are you just gong to sit there? |
1.0000 |
0.02198 |
46 |
46 |
0 |
0 |
733 |
Our long journey is over for we have found the answer to the question that haunts the universe--who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
734 |
So why did the Fleas invent the Flea-Collar? |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
735 |
Beam yourself up, Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
736 |
‘Huh— I wonder if I should tell the captain about Giant George’s walker/sitter not showing up this morning?’ Anything like that occur to you, Anderson? Like—before takeoff, maybe? |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
737 |
Amazing...They can communicate without talking! |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
738 |
I think she wants to sniff our buts |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
739 |
"beam me up Scotty" They took us literally! |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
740 |
What do you mean, go for a walk? |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
741 |
Now that you've been rescued, it's time for your vaccinations. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
742 |
You flew all this way just to get a pet for your kid? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
743 |
He says he won’t take us to his leader without a treat first. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
744 |
Sorry Snorzaxxx , I found a new best friend . |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
745 |
"Woof, woof" means "Let's have sex" if our language....Oh, the same for yours! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
746 |
Yeht evah ynam s'DOG |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
747 |
Great, now if we want to keep the place clean we’re going to have to abduct a fire hydrant. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
748 |
He must be the leader. The other one walks behind and cleans up its poop. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
749 |
Earthling, we do not know what you mean by a “fire hydrant”! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
750 |
It appears the Earth Rover is a good, good boy. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
751 |
No, no, I said Labradoodle! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
752 |
He wants to stay here. He refuses to take us to his leader. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
753 |
Bleep blork bloop bleek! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
754 |
Are you sure it’s wxuvrz*? *edible |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
755 |
'I guess it's a scottie.' |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
756 |
I need to go out for a space walk! |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
757 |
Well we did search for someone smarter than the president of the United States so we can’t complain. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
758 |
we trained them to walk behind us and bag our poops. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
759 |
So even if we become their best friend, we still might have to run and get their slippers? |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
760 |
We thought you could help direct us to the dog star |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
761 |
Not the Mars Rover I had in mind |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
762 |
He looks friendly. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
763 |
Tell him, no way. We are the ones who say 'Take me to your leader.' |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
764 |
Hopefully, this one is smarter then the two legged variety that visited last week. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
765 |
He saw our saucer, and that was it." |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
766 |
This explains everything. Stephen Miller is from another alternate universe. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
767 |
We want to tell you a bit about our button |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
768 |
It is an honour to meet “mans best friend”. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
769 |
He thinks this is the Rainbow Bridge |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
770 |
He wanted to come for a ride. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
771 |
Our copy of "To Serve Man" is missing and I think he ate it. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
772 |
Agent Fido already has them thinking he's their best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
773 |
I have a feeling somebody's waking up saying 'Doggone!' |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
774 |
Well obviously he's their leader, they pick up his poo. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
775 |
When we told him to take us to your leader, he just took us to some guy with a bone in his hand. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
776 |
We didn't see any drool in the holo-view. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
777 |
Doggone it! What is that creature? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
778 |
Wait, he may be trying to tell us something. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
779 |
Tell us how your people enslaved the forked creatures. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
780 |
I wonder if these people have pets??? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
781 |
Can we keep it? Can we? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
782 |
my studies show there ecwipt with small bombs to plant around its habitat. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
783 |
We said, "beam up Snoop Dog" ...I think we were expecting something different. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
784 |
There is no out out there! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
785 |
This species seems to hold more promise than the bipeds. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
786 |
Welcome back, Agent 57! Or should I say “@realdonaldtrump?” |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
787 |
Don't feed it! We will never beam it back. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
788 |
Your mission on Earth was a success. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
789 |
I told you not to beam up any more specimens. |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
790 |
Dave continues his intergalactic search for cheap therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
791 |
He's cute but I ordered a Labradoodle. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
792 |
Well, we did tell the computer to fetch us a specimen. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
793 |
No, sorry, I’m not a doodle. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
794 |
Well, we know his owner from the collar, but from which dimension. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
795 |
Our intelligence people said that here, everyone speaks English. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
796 |
I beamed up the head of the household. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
797 |
Excellent, Garlok. You have mastered all the tests with the final quiz.....the tail wag. Your mission is to make a trail of cheeseburgers to the pick-up spot so we can capture the President Unit. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
798 |
I'm sorry, guys, but he seemed really smart and talkative on his Facebook page. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
799 |
It sounded like Park! Park! Park! so we did. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
800 |
I’m so glad you’re competent speakers in tail wag. I’ve got to leave my shithole planet. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
801 |
That’s not a Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
802 |
Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Do you want a xbflazz? |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
803 |
The humans call this one, "The Good Boy." We can learn of their morality by studying him. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
804 |
When we asked you to stay we didn’t think it would be so long. Good dog. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
805 |
She's saying we're acceptable because we don't come from a shithole country. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
806 |
He wants to go for a W-A-L-K. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
807 |
I can't remember - does a wagging tail mean it will bite me or lick me. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
808 |
Definitely looks Jupiterian. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
809 |
The collar says "Laika." |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
810 |
It's a good place. As long as you don't bite, they will give you free food and a home. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
811 |
He says we took his bone |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
812 |
Looks delicious. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
813 |
It would appear the earthlings have a far less sophisticated way of communicating than we predicted. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
814 |
The humans put extensive effort into the care and maintenance of these creatures, however they perform no useful function as far as we can determine. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
815 |
In any galaxy-no cookie, no fetch. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
816 |
These earthlings have a funny way of communicating! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
817 |
It's his language that's puzzling. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
818 |
How about ‘roasted on a bun’? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
819 |
Be careful! He has a beam of his own. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
820 |
Do you think “We want to be man’s best friend” hit them wrong? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
821 |
This is promising..loyal, friendly, obedient...in other words, not just another shithole planet ! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
822 |
Are you an alien? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
823 |
." . . And notify the other agents that our invasion is imminent." |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
824 |
Finally we can mate with a female! Wait, it’s female right? Oh crap Bob, you got the wrong one. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
825 |
Your mission, #526837501: to boldly 'go' on one Earth sidewalk every rotation. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
826 |
He's from the dog star. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
827 |
Who wants to take the earthling on its first spacewalk? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
828 |
I seem much smarter when you compare me to a human. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
829 |
Well, for us Odorians it is the most intelligent species on that planet. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
830 |
Bark Rogers, reporting for duty |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
831 |
He's known as "good boy" on Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
832 |
Welcome to “The Farm”. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
833 |
Toto sent me. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
834 |
"You have a new best friend, don't you? Yes, you do! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
835 |
Scan her chip. See what planet she's from. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
836 |
No more condescending me, I'm not the one from yours. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
837 |
Because when he wags his tail, he wants to go outside. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
838 |
Muttnik, is that you? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
839 |
We don,t look anything like him? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
840 |
Finally, our instagrams will be able to compete with the Earthlings |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
841 |
His name is Ralph. He wanted to challenge the cow who jumped over the moon. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
842 |
But I'm 120 in space years. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
843 |
I wish fetch was an indoor command. Sit is too boring. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
844 |
Should we sacrifice him first then eat him or straightaway start the feast? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
845 |
I really tried when I was down there but they just can't learn to speak our language. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
846 |
I walked him this morning. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
847 |
Let's see if we can get humans to touch its poop. |
1.0000 |
0.01942 |
52 |
52 |
0 |
0 |
848 |
Hmmm...Maybe we didn't think this through. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
849 |
Ok, again. Stand up and it rises. Sit down and it lands. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
850 |
And, when we get to mars, will bring the whales and dolphins? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
851 |
Is he going to be our best friend too ? |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
852 |
My name is not Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
853 |
No! You take me to YOUR leader! |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
854 |
Permission to sniff your crotch, sir? |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
855 |
Hey there fella, where did you come from? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
856 |
Are you the good dog? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
857 |
Gentlemen, our research is nearly complete. Soon we will finally know who's a good boy. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
858 |
We've developed a highly sophisticated and very accurate bark-decrypting device and we've been monitoring you for a while now. We know that you're the GOP puppetmaster! |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
859 |
He says he will help us conquer the planet if we de-neuter him. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
860 |
One sniff and I knew we were meant for each other. |
1.0000 |
0.01653 |
61 |
61 |
0 |
0 |
861 |
You did it again. Forgot to beam up Sherman. |
1.0000 |
0.01653 |
61 |
61 |
0 |
0 |
862 |
They say some humans have no tails. |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
863 |
Who's a good being? |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
864 |
It seemed quite interested in licking its probe-hole. Clearly a more advanced species than those we've had thus far. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
865 |
I was expecting a scottie |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
866 |
Want to go space walkies? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
867 |
'No, I said anybody's best friend!' |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
868 |
What do your servants do with your feces? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
869 |
It's a green and blue ball. Go, fetch! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
870 |
Congratulations Commander Arf! You really trained them well. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
871 |
Take me to your wisperer. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
872 |
Of course we have many questions for you, but first, we would like to know “ Whose a good boy?” |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
873 |
Supreme Galaxy Commander...can we keep him? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
874 |
We can’t handle unconditional love. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
875 |
He followed me home. Can I probe him? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
876 |
If the TV signal was correct, his name is Brian -- but he only talks to Stewie. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
877 |
Yes, he!s dumb as a brick, but so friendly. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
878 |
This is the best subject so far. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
879 |
I don't know, their president does need a friend, but this thing just seems a little too intelligent. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
880 |
You have been aptly re-named and we're on the way, Pluto. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
881 |
He said “Beam me up Scottie” not “Beam me up a doggie.” |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
882 |
Set a course for where? Are you Sirius? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
883 |
The rumor is that they are needy. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
884 |
Can I keep him? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
885 |
"He says, 'Give me a treat and I'll take you to my leader'". |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
886 |
It's not Pluto. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
887 |
Let's go guys! It's time to go out. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
888 |
“How can we be sure it’s their leader”? |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
889 |
Sorry, no dogs allowed. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
890 |
I heard they taste like chicken. |
1.0000 |
0.02151 |
47 |
47 |
0 |
0 |
891 |
This must be the new probing tool from Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.01802 |
56 |
56 |
0 |
0 |
892 |
Any idea where we can find a patch of grass? |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
893 |
Do you suppose everyone on this planet talks like that? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
894 |
We powered up all warp accelerators, just couldn't outrun him hightailing us out the lot. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
895 |
He wants us to open a window. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
896 |
We wish to know you taught them to shelter, feed, and clean up after you, and they don’t even speak your language. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
897 |
If my theory is correct, we'll get far more information from the best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
898 |
. . . to boldly go where no dog has gone before! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
899 |
We only use Bitecoin! Why won’t you believe me? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
900 |
So we can understand where you're coming from you must utter that first 'Woof,' 'Arf,'or 'Bow-Wow.' |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
901 |
He's your dog. you take him out. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
902 |
Yes I am in total control of these earthlings, so much that I have them pick up my poop with their hands, whenever I go. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
903 |
Dog-Gone-It |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
904 |
No we’re not naming him Pluto. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
905 |
Aliens: After observing earth for millennia, we have deemed you the superior species. Dog: We really just stayed for the bacon. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
906 |
Don't just stand there - feed me! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
907 |
What happened to Scottie? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
908 |
He is a member of the planet's ruling caste. |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
909 |
It first licks its butt, then it licks people in the mouth and the people laugh and hug. It has to be some chemical because I can't imagine any other species in the entire universe that doing that. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
910 |
A close encounter of the furred kind. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
911 |
"Best friend" apparently means submissive adoration. |
1.0000 |
0.01835 |
55 |
55 |
0 |
0 |
912 |
He seems to understand our language. |
1.0000 |
0.02198 |
46 |
46 |
0 |
0 |
913 |
How did you get them to pick up your poop? |
1.0000 |
0.02198 |
46 |
46 |
0 |
0 |
914 |
Why are your foreheads so big? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
915 |
Who forgot the pooper scooper? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
916 |
The dominant species of earth. Other beings pickup their fecal matter! |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
917 |
I wag. Therefore, I am. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
918 |
Moon Doggie? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
919 |
Your job, Bark, is to return to earth and lick humanity. It's a dirty job. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
920 |
Trump doesn't want a dog. We need a Plan B. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
921 |
He says he wants to go out. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
922 |
From what I understand, he says that this planet highly prizes loyalty. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
923 |
The land isn't flowing with milk and honey, but this creature is its most redeeming feature. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
924 |
This is surely the dominant species. But abducting the two-legged specimens allowed for a richer conversation |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
925 |
Is this Doge? |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
926 |
But enough about me. How was the show? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
927 |
What shithole are you guys from? |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
928 |
You said you wanted Beethoven. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
929 |
We thought it wanted to come in, when it lifted it's back arm. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
930 |
He wants to go outside. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
931 |
I beamed him up to find bed-bugs. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
932 |
It helps keep track of how many steps I take |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
933 |
Pilot episode for "Lost and Spayed". |
1.0000 |
0.01770 |
57 |
57 |
0 |
0 |
934 |
He must be in charge; we saw the being next to him bending to pick up his poop |
1.0000 |
0.01770 |
57 |
57 |
0 |
0 |
935 |
Roughly translated, we’re not welcome here because we come from a shit hole of a planet. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
936 |
All right. But don't expect me to be cleaning up after him. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
937 |
They seem to have evolved. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
938 |
I'm the top dog despite what Trump may tweet! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
939 |
It's a low-tech humanoid thing. They send a canine to sniff out strangers. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
940 |
Mom says it's your turn to walk the dog |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
941 |
It will be hard for him to learn our language. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
942 |
What are you? Where are you from? Do you come in peace? |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
943 |
He says they've got a lot of them domesticated now. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
944 |
Enough of the"Who's a good boy......Who's a good boy!!!" |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
945 |
What did we do to deserve you? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
946 |
Wuff, wuff. Get data analytics here now! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
947 |
Well, the people with him said he was the "best dog ever". |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
948 |
So they're always happy but haven't even invented the wheel yet? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
949 |
Very funny, Scotty... Beam me another pup, and I promise I'll send you where no man has gone before! |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
950 |
Does this mean we have to file an accident report? |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
951 |
"I walked her last time". |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
952 |
And who's the best boy in the whole Universe? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. There's a good boy! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
953 |
It controls humans with that twitchy thing! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
954 |
I like him. He seems much more reasonable than the last earthlings we picked. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
955 |
Hopefully it's potty trained. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
956 |
Is this a dog or a god? |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
957 |
Zork, do you want to meet his excretory requirements? |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
958 |
Who is a good boy! Who is a good boy! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
959 |
He certainly looks Presidential. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
960 |
Her name is Sildar. She and her kind are researching Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
961 |
I asked him to sit, but I think he wants something. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
962 |
I am Rex, the top dog on this planet. I'm sure we'll get along well. My needs are simple: regular meals and two walks every day. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
963 |
Well, they appear to be a friendly race. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
964 |
This human looks a little "ruff" around the edges. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
965 |
He has a life expectancy of 10 years, so we must leave now. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
966 |
We are ready to take off, Captain. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
967 |
Just once I want to beam you up, Spottie. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
968 |
So do you think he wants to play go fetch with the disc? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
969 |
Someone needs to space walk him? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
970 |
Came for the cats; leaving with the dog. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
971 |
How could you guys get this wrong? All you had to do was enter three letters! This is definitely NOT a deity. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
972 |
He wants to know if we’ve seen Pluto. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
973 |
It loves potato chips, has small paws, shits everywhere...let’s call it Trump. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
974 |
Would Trump call him dark or white meat? |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
975 |
On the Internet, we didn't know you were a dog. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
976 |
It's the dominant species of the planet. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
977 |
This is the first earthling I have seen eager for an anal probe. |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
978 |
On my, was it just to be light hors d'oeuvres? |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
979 |
No, for the last time, I cannot convert "light years" into "dog years." |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
980 |
Somehow it seems to know that we're from Planet Woof. |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
981 |
Hey Astro! Want to see Pluto? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
982 |
Is there no conditional love to be found in this universe? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
983 |
...and I'm taking this Rover to search for Spot. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
984 |
What exactly is this fire hydrant that you keep desperately referring to? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
985 |
You see Zorg, it’s take us to your LEADER, not breeder! |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
986 |
Yes, we know you're Earth's highest life form, and yes, you may have a biscuit |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
987 |
"We're training him to 'hold it' until we're over the capital. |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
988 |
Do you think we should just re-program its brain and make it their new leader? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
989 |
Our captain thanks you for the generous gift you left on the flight deck. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
990 |
Can I sleep in your bed? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
991 |
We said to beam up Scotty, not Spotty. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
992 |
We’re pangender, so please keep that in mind when considering a best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
993 |
You seem a lot smarter and less outspoken than that creature we brought up from that big white house. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
994 |
Is this the space shithole? |
1.0000 |
0.01980 |
51 |
51 |
0 |
0 |
995 |
The Earthlings no longer recognize you so we're taking you home Pluto. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
996 |
Yes, your majesty, we'll be at the SPCA to free your wife within the hour. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
997 |
Besides feeding you, petting you and taking you for walks, you actually got your human to pick up your poop. Good work. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
998 |
They’re a lot smarter than we thought |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
999 |
Understand it won't be easy to be recognized as the alien's best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1000 |
Just don't say W-A-L-K! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1001 |
They've trained humans to feed them, bathe them, take them out on regular scheduled walks. Even to housebreak them. Sounds like a superior life form to me. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1002 |
Dogs are the ruling class on Planet Earth. Human slaves actually scoop up their poop. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1003 |
The real reason dogs bark int he middle of the nighe |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1004 |
Better beam up a human to handle his excrement. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1005 |
This is what showed up when I said, "Beam me up, Scotty!" |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1006 |
he's fat enough to be president trump. but that cannot be -- he's a pig. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1007 |
I agree. She's a very good test subject. Yes you is! Yes she is! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1008 |
I know what he answers to. Are you sure it's the right Trump? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1009 |
Isn't it"Beam me up Scottie', not "Beam ScottieUp'? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1010 |
Enough already with the tail-wagging - kvetch ! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1011 |
This service dog claims he can guide the master vessel |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1012 |
3.14159... |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1013 |
He just met us and he loves us. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1014 |
Dog is God backwards. You got the wrong deity. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1015 |
Their Master’s Noise |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1016 |
Hello, we're your best friend's enemies. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1017 |
Are we still friends? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1018 |
This looks like a lab. I asked them to beam me up a Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1019 |
It seems to communicate through its tail |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1020 |
I forgot his official vest, but he really is my emotional support dog! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1021 |
#~**_# /~~# WOOF |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1022 |
The little one with the whiskers was too quick, but we think we got the vice-president |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1023 |
Don’t send me down there in this silly disguise and only a one bow wow vocabulary |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1024 |
We may have been wrong in thinking he was their leader. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1025 |
Trust me--He's going to make abductions unnecessary. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1026 |
And what shithole planet are you guys from? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1027 |
So you didn't fetch the ball, then. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1028 |
If that is a human, he's his own best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1029 |
Congratulations! You have the most views of any creature in the galaxy. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1030 |
Should we take him for a space walk? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1031 |
Walkies! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1032 |
No, Fido, shooting in the hole is neither conceptual art nor political protest! |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1033 |
It sounds like the creature is saying “ Astro “ |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1034 |
When I said I wanted a petite blonde companion this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1035 |
Amazon really does delivery everywhere these days.. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1036 |
It doesn't seem very impressed by our technology. Must be an advanced life form. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1037 |
I just think he really, really needs to go out. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1038 |
Will you have a bitch for me? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1039 |
'We wanted the fire hydrant, not this?! |
1.0000 |
0.02020 |
50 |
50 |
0 |
0 |
1040 |
Unfortunately, there won't be help with attachment issues for thousands of years. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1041 |
Is this Scotty? |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
1042 |
But why would they pick up his poop if he wasn't a superior life form? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1043 |
According to our computers, this is the highest form of intelligence detected around 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1044 |
Shall we bow down or just bow wow? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1045 |
This is the Frisbee's revenge. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1046 |
Try another planet. This one's gone to the dogs. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1047 |
Followed me home. Can we keep her? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1048 |
This species was featured prominently in their leader's tweets. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1049 |
At least he not a tribble. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1050 |
"From what I have observed from the earthlings - the reason why this animal is so popular it wags its tail instead of its tongue"... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1051 |
Oh my! Xandor's in the well? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1052 |
He wants something called a "dog biscuit". |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1053 |
I'm not taking him out! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1054 |
No! I said, wean my pup while I go potty, not, beam me up Scotty! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1055 |
This is “ the most intelligent life”? He doesn’t even have opposable thumbs? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1056 |
You idiot! I told you to teleport Trog. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1057 |
Thank God it's canine. The primates on that other planet were assholes. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1058 |
I am your leader now and it’s your turn to get neutered. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1059 |
How does a species of your spirit, wisdom, and intelligence put up with those ghastly earthlings, anyway? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1060 |
Take me to my leader |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1061 |
Excellent! Our copilot has arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1062 |
There's a bipedal species that these guys have trained as slaves! The bipeds WASH them. They FEED them. They even clean up their excrement! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1063 |
It must be a higher level being. Its blood alcohol level is zero. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1064 |
But the cat said you wanted to leave with us. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1065 |
Cabin scanners detect methane with trace amounts of sulphur. XYGLPH, was that you? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1066 |
Now we have mutual friends. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1067 |
Hey it worked - we beamed up a Scottie! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1068 |
We found him on that sh*thole planet |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1069 |
As soon as we get home, I promise I’ll take you for a long walk. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1070 |
bark twice if you want to defect. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1071 |
It can't be a dog. All the dogs we've seen drink and tell jokes. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1072 |
It was the only intelligent animal left on that planet. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1073 |
Whatever this 'butt' he's asking about is, it's the key to everything. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1074 |
He says he's God but he might also be dyslexic. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1075 |
Can you introduce us to Brian Griffin? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1076 |
Hmmmm. So earthlings are more intelligent than we thought. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1077 |
We hear you're their best friend. What can you tell us? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1078 |
He does that every time I mention a treaty |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1079 |
Definitely the dominant species. You should see his servant hurrying to pick up his poop! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1080 |
Did he just say he wants to flea? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1081 |
We came as soon as we got your message, Lassie. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1082 |
Are you sure he has influence on Earth? " "Yes, it's got over 1 million followers. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1083 |
Just an FYI from past experience - if it raises it’s hind leg...run. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1084 |
How in the universe did you get them to pick up your poop? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1085 |
Actually, we were hoping you'd fetch us some of that good new Beaujolais. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1086 |
What else can they do besides pick up your poop? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1087 |
Our long mission is over. We finally found the Good Boy we've been looking for. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
1088 |
The bipeds were preserving its waste. It must be their leader! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1089 |
I saw him in the window and I just had to have him. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1090 |
He'll be fine as long as he doesn't stick his head out the window. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1091 |
gentlemen, please, the correct nomenclature – and, again, I say this only for the purposes of science – is botch |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1092 |
Takes us to your Vet ! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1093 |
It's your turn to take him for a walk. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1094 |
Happens every time we're in Canis Major. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1095 |
Who's turn is it to walk him? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1096 |
I think it's morse code for I want to go out for a walk |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1097 |
I am Woof, He is Grrrr. For whom do you wish to communicate with? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1098 |
This must be the universal language on earth. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1099 |
His language is advanced. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1100 |
We've translated the barking, but we don't know what it means. He's saying "Walkies. |
1.0000 |
0.01626 |
62 |
62 |
0 |
0 |
1101 |
Where's you god now Earth? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1102 |
When we beam you back you must tell them we come in peace |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1103 |
How do you get the humans to clean up after you go to the bathroom? Do you hypnotize them with your tails? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1104 |
What’s domesticated? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1105 |
Who could ever suspect a face like that? |
1.0000 |
0.01835 |
55 |
55 |
0 |
0 |
1106 |
Do you lift your leg too? |
1.0000 |
0.01835 |
55 |
55 |
0 |
0 |
1107 |
Study it carefully. This species has humans providing it food and worshipping its droppings. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1108 |
Run the word "woof" thru the intergalactic translator, but I'm telling you know, I don't like the sound of it. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1109 |
One of the more interesting species we have found. As a sign of their dominance, they train apes to carry their feces around in small bags. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1110 |
There is no heaven. Tell your people. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1111 |
I'm sorry but "Space, the Fido Frontier" just makes no sense. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1112 |
Dog? Dog, dog! Dog dog dog dogdogdogdogodgodgoddgodgodgodgodgodgodgdog! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1113 |
Beam me up Sparky |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1114 |
We rescued him from the K-9 system. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1115 |
There's nothing here to wag about |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1116 |
Unbelievable. He stays even when molecularized for travel. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1117 |
Watch this! 'Who's a good little Earthling? Oh, who's a good little Earthling?' |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1118 |
Weirdest planet yet... strange inhabitants speak a primitive language. Central command cannot decipher 'bow wow' and 'bark bark' and has ordered us to return to base with another specimen. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1119 |
I thought we were transporting the dominant species only. I guess we'll have to exchange those frozen pizzas for Milkbones. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1120 |
Finally, a sign of intelligence from Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1121 |
Certainly the friendliest species on the planet. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1122 |
Different; but finally a planet with a friendly, intelligent species. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1123 |
I think he needs to go to the bathroom. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1124 |
Okay Elon, your bone is buried somewhere under L.A. Go find it, boy! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1125 |
The internal microchip means they are superior to humans. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1126 |
He wants us to take to T’Bonz! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1127 |
Whew, that's better... remember that time Zark beamed up a lion? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1128 |
It looks friendly. Do you think we can breed with this new species? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1129 |
Welcome to the dog days of abduction. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1130 |
A perfect specimen of how to train humans: First he sits. Then they give him food. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1131 |
I am sure that he's the superior being. The other one follows hime wherever he goes, picks up his waste, and then keeps it in a special bag! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1132 |
I should have been more specific when I asked you to bring back a king. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1133 |
Well, we were seeking intelligent life on earth, |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1134 |
"Let's see if he can be spaceman's best friend". |
1.0000 |
0.02062 |
49 |
49 |
0 |
0 |
1135 |
STAY. Dog gone it, you can't go where I go. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1136 |
Wow - they’re so sweet! Our fantasies of them as cruel power hungry beings were all in our imaginations! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1137 |
He's thinking about a stick. What's a stick? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1138 |
Its some type of code. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1139 |
I swear you said 'Beam me a pup'. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1140 |
I wonder why he wants us to land on the neighbor's lawn. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1141 |
Ha, save your energy, earthling! I assure you, thanks to our superior signal scrambling technology, your continued attempts to reposition your posterior antenna to receive a transmission will continue to be futile! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1142 |
He says his species is served by an order of malodorous bipeds who exist to shelter, feed, bathe, entertain, and clean up after his kind. |
1.0000 |
0.01869 |
54 |
54 |
0 |
0 |
1143 |
Finally, proof of evolution. |
1.0000 |
0.01869 |
54 |
54 |
0 |
0 |
1144 |
Riley to Scottie...beam me up |
1.0000 |
0.02151 |
47 |
47 |
0 |
0 |
1145 |
Zork, you must remember at all times your good boy cover identity. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1146 |
I’m here to tell you about down below. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1147 |
We observed the humanoids carrying his excrement, making him the dominant species. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1148 |
I'm confused...now is this the dog, or the dawg? |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1149 |
I communicated that we lost sight of Pluto. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1150 |
Sorry, but we have a strict non-interference policy. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1151 |
No evidence of resistance confirmed. Beam him down. |
1.0000 |
0.01709 |
59 |
59 |
0 |
0 |
1152 |
Apparently, it's name is "Woof" and it defends itself with a foul smelling liquid. |
1.0000 |
0.01709 |
59 |
59 |
0 |
0 |
1153 |
We’ve brought you here because your kind is obviously in charge of Planet Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1154 |
Really, he followed me home. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1155 |
The good news is our Rover’s finally here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1156 |
Can we go out and play fetch? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1157 |
Is that you Kirk? |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
1158 |
Maybe there are stable geniuses down there. |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
1159 |
They can't talk; but they're cuddly and less troublesome. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1160 |
We can all be friends but I can only have 1 master. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1161 |
I'm just a dog, not my fault |
1.0000 |
0.01802 |
56 |
56 |
0 |
0 |
1162 |
He makes sense to me. Let's turn around and go home. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1163 |
I thought I told you to beam me a Scottie |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1164 |
I thought I told you to get the Mars Rover! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1165 |
Don't move out of that circle. We have no pooper-scoopers on board. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1166 |
He must be the top dog. We saw him walking those two-footed creatures. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
1167 |
Great, now we have a dog in this hunt! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1168 |
Shall we call it a god, a odg, a ogd? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1169 |
Take me to your pack leader! |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1170 |
" Take me to your breeder" is all he keeps saying! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1171 |
Well it was a choice between the wife and the dog, and I'm very fond of the dog. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1172 |
OK, we know his bark is worse than his bite. What else do we know? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1173 |
I can only afford to keep one of you. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1174 |
Scott, I swear I heard you say, "Beam me up a doggy." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1175 |
So we’re agreed - we send these little guys down first to soften them up, then in 15,000 years we strike! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1176 |
Is it me, or do they all look alike? |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1177 |
Finally intelligent signs of life on Earth! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1178 |
What do you mean, it followed you up the transporter beam? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1179 |
It was the most intelligent life we could find. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1180 |
You're communicating "outside". Oh. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1181 |
Teach us what a 'walk' is, and then we'll see. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1182 |
He says he wants to be rescued from his sh*thole country |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1183 |
This is their best friend? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1184 |
That was G-O-D, not D-O-G, earthling! Can't you follow a simple command? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1185 |
"Who's a good krnslgxkb?' |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1186 |
Should we send him bark in time? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1187 |
He says he's originally from Canus Major. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1188 |
Which shithole country are you from? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1189 |
Tell us, how do you control so many to do your bidding? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1190 |
Dog. God spelled backwards. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1191 |
You are em-barking on a new adventure! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1192 |
I come in peace. My name is ‘Fido’ Jetson. I am a direct descendent of ‘Astro’ Jetson. I’m here as a beneficiary of my great-great-great-great-great granddog, ‘Astro’ Jetson, named as the benefactor to dig up a bone he buried some 50 years ago. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1193 |
Can't give you my serial #. It's embedded and encrypted. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1194 |
Beam him up, Spotty. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1195 |
I'm doing a mind meld sir, and it appears he is enquiring if we have any bones. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1196 |
Beam him up already, he's got to pee! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1197 |
This is the species that leads humans by a leash, whose droppings the humans collect, and who is called, "Man's best friend." Our quest for intelligent life is done. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1198 |
This earthling beamed up is wondrously friendly. But how in the world did they build those space rockets we've seen? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1199 |
It's a cute souvenir, alright, but do you think it's worth the journey? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1200 |
It must be Earth's ruler. It eats feces then licks the faces of humanoids. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1201 |
No doubt an example of earth's top life form. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1202 |
He followed an astronaut home and got lost in space. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1203 |
Tell us how you made the humans your willing servants. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1204 |
We teleported the happiest subject on Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1205 |
It only appears that I am the leader because they pick up my poop. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1206 |
Do you have fleas? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1207 |
You left the pooper scooper on the other ship? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1208 |
He’s much nicer than the last earthling we picked up. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1209 |
She forgot to bring my slippers. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1210 |
I told you they wouldn`t look like us |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1211 |
Don’t worry, Mars already has one Rover. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1212 |
The sign said " Leader Dog ". |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1213 |
What happened to Jim?! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1214 |
I’m not sure what it is, but I think I’m allergic to it. |
1.0000 |
0.02247 |
45 |
45 |
0 |
0 |
1215 |
Ugh. I'm pretty sure we're all out of plastic bags |
1.0000 |
0.02247 |
45 |
45 |
0 |
0 |
1216 |
Speak!...Speak! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1217 |
Beam him back to the blue planet, he won't be happy here till the back window is rolled down. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1218 |
So be friendly, but don't make conversation. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1219 |
I fear it wants to go outside. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1220 |
The humans call it a Good Boy. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1221 |
Finally, proof of intelligent life. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1222 |
Our first rescue dog. He was barking up the wrong tree! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1223 |
Speak!...Speak! |
1.0000 |
0.02247 |
45 |
45 |
0 |
0 |
1224 |
Interesting communicator appendage... |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
1225 |
Fetch your leader |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
1226 |
The humans have their best hidden in obscurity. Unlike the leader of the free world, when he lifts his leg he doesn’t say a word. |
1.0000 |
0.01942 |
52 |
52 |
0 |
0 |
1227 |
What do you mean you want one of to come with you with some plastic bags? |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
1228 |
I'm sure he must be their leader. Why else would the other Earthlings stoop low and pick up his poo? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1229 |
The humans still think we are loyal to them. Ha, ha, ha! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1230 |
Alright fellas, let's snoop around. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1231 |
They didn't tell me I was going to get three therapy primates! |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1232 |
He looks like excess baggage to me. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1233 |
We set the protocol to abduct the best of humanity. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1234 |
They'll grow back but the next time we experiment on a dog, we should wear pants. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1235 |
I believe it means he wishes to do some extra-vehicular activity. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1236 |
His probe-swatting appendage is problematic. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1237 |
Sorry, milk bones are a terrestial product. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1238 |
Infiltrate their society. If you're successful, we can always send more. |
1.0000 |
0.02198 |
46 |
46 |
0 |
0 |
1239 |
I'm in the market for a new best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.02198 |
46 |
46 |
0 |
0 |
1240 |
I told them he's my emotional support earthling. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1241 |
It's your turn to take him out. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1242 |
Out of waste bags? Go to Red Alert! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1243 |
He wants to go outside again? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1244 |
'Ah yes, it is just how we pictured it. A human being." |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
1245 |
Maybe we should look for his best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1246 |
We suspected that earthlings would be docile, but this is incomprehensible. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1247 |
Does the tail waggle mean "yes" or "no"? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1248 |
Our leader is a Rottweiler in Massachusetts. You really don't want me to take you. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1249 |
The earthlings are such good boys. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1250 |
They think they’re the smart ones. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1251 |
Can you recommend a species that will pick up poop? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1252 |
Yeah...but we don't get why he's your best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1253 |
I just don't understand it. He keeps telepathically relaying to me that this is the biggest "Frisbee" he has ever seen. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1254 |
Oh no, they've domesticated Xurthan |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1255 |
So are we unanimous on the name Fido? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1256 |
On my home world I own you. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1257 |
He would be perfect for our crop circle agenda. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1258 |
They've evolved farther than we thought. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1259 |
How did you train them? They put food and water at your feet, massage you regularly, and pick up after you outside. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1260 |
Beam me a aboard Scotty not Golden Retriever. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1261 |
...and it'll do anything for bacon. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1262 |
It must be a mutation of the other earthly creatures. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1263 |
Why did I have to eat those brownies? I have to sleep this off. we |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1264 |
Who's a good boy? Take us to your leader. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1265 |
This is not God...it's a dog! |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
1266 |
At least he's not HUMPING, your leg. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1267 |
I hope he has a chip so we can take him to his leaders. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1268 |
...and this one’s called a labradORDABLE, isn’t that right?! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1269 |
I'm your best friend too. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1270 |
So... who's going to spacewalk it? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1271 |
Jeez, I'm not taking him out in this weather. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1272 |
Let's hope this is better than the monkey they sent last time. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1273 |
Don't worry , I was told he's house trained. |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
1274 |
What year is it? |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1275 |
The Earth dog thinks it's a wee-wee pad. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1276 |
Your kind on earth have to pick up all we leave behind. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1277 |
Can I keep Him? Please! Please! |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1278 |
We forgot to beam up the poop bag. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1279 |
You said abduct their best friend |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1280 |
I present to you the Dog, the most intelligent earthling. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
1281 |
Tell Clive to get in here right now. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
1282 |
This guy really beat us to the punch on the probing! |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
1283 |
Well, it's DNA certainly matches that sample we found by the travel path. |
1.0000 |
0.01626 |
62 |
62 |
0 |
0 |
1284 |
Who's a good specimen? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1285 |
Do you think he'll retrieve our morning papers? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1286 |
Nice neckline. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1287 |
Can you hold it, Boy? Just about another 5k miles to the next android rest stop. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1288 |
I would stay away from that tail if I were you -- It looks like it is getting ready to fire ! |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1289 |
Hope he does better with our electric fence than the last one |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1290 |
Who's a good interstellar traveler? Who's a good interstellar traveler? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1291 |
He seems to be tapping out some kind of message. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1292 |
Take us to your leader... Oh, wait, it's written on his collar. |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
1293 |
Short straw has to scoop the poop |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1294 |
As best as I can translate, the life-form yearns to be a good boy. |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
1295 |
We hope you can lead us to your best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
1296 |
Guess we missed the lesson on "Leave it"! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1297 |
Mork, you will have to go back for the tennis ball |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1298 |
According to our brain size scanner this creature is just as big of a genius as the leader of the United States...it was just a lot easier to lure him into our ship. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1299 |
This is just like that time my testicles disappeared. |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
1300 |
What is it fella?" "What, Timmy's fallen in the reactor shaft? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1301 |
Don't worry, he's friendly |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
1302 |
He says he is man's best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.01835 |
55 |
55 |
0 |
0 |
1303 |
What's a Laika? |
1.0000 |
0.01980 |
51 |
51 |
0 |
0 |
1304 |
Sorry commander, the bone we buried on that planet is gone |
1.0000 |
0.01980 |
51 |
51 |
0 |
0 |
1305 |
So this is Scotty |
1.0000 |
0.02062 |
49 |
49 |
0 |
0 |
1306 |
Tell us more about your excrement pickers |
1.0000 |
0.02062 |
49 |
49 |
0 |
0 |
1307 |
Nope, it's still snowing outside! |
1.0000 |
0.02151 |
47 |
47 |
0 |
0 |
1308 |
I meant take us to the LABORATORY Scotty. C’mon! |
1.0000 |
0.02151 |
47 |
47 |
0 |
0 |
1309 |
She needs to go outside> |
1.0000 |
0.02247 |
45 |
45 |
0 |
0 |
1310 |
We're studying plant life on earth, not animal life. I said clover not rover! |
1.0000 |
0.02247 |
45 |
45 |
0 |
0 |
1311 |
Remember millennia ago when we had tails? An genetalia? |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
1312 |
Let's hope he's not a publicity hound. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
1313 |
I heard he was a mans best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
1314 |
You beamed up the wrong Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
1315 |
I thought you said, “bone home.” |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
1316 |
I’m fine but where’s my squeaky toy? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1317 |
I come from Orion |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1318 |
Well, this proves that earthlings are adorable and obedient. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1319 |
You’ve been named best in galaxy. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1320 |
Can you be our best friend, too? |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
1321 |
I think we bought the wrong size dog bowl |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1322 |
We assess so far that this species from planet earth communicates in a loud and brazen manner, but it expresses it's political opinion clearly with it's tail. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1323 |
So how long will this trip take in dog years??? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1324 |
He's asking if we can drop him near Sirius. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1325 |
Wait......this isn’t the Obama’s dog! |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
1326 |
We wonder why do you chase your tail ? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1327 |
Yes Rover. It's a wee wee pad. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1328 |
So you're looking for Laika? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1329 |
You were just doggedly determined to get up here, weren't you? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1330 |
No, no, no. I said, 'Beam me up a scottie.' |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1331 |
What do you mean by, "Take me to your litter"? |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
1332 |
Well, he seemed to be the most intelligent species down there. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1333 |
He refuses to confess. |
1.0000 |
0.01942 |
52 |
52 |
0 |
0 |
1334 |
Good boy--now stay and howl when you see the moon. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
1335 |
Yes it's cute and all but we simply don't have room for another stray. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1336 |
XJar7, this is not what I meant by "Beam one up for our lab experiments" |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1337 |
We'll have him tell them that he is mans best friend.. they'll never believe him, not a chance!.. but then before they know it- they'll adore him..he'll get all their info; all their secrets! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1338 |
Clearly, a superior being! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1339 |
Not exactly what I had in mind when I gave the order to locate the Dog Star. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1340 |
So the "Beam me up, Scottie" setting is different from the "Beam me up, Scotty" one. Who knew? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1341 |
Cat problem solved! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1342 |
Some how he always phones his way back home |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1343 |
Can I keep her? She was just floating around space with no owner! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1344 |
Let's put something in his butt and see what happens. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1345 |
Hoping, this isn't a doggy eat dog world! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1346 |
Finally, someone who speaks our language! |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1347 |
No, this isn't the Way-Back Machine, but we can stop at the Galactic Park if you'd like. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1348 |
We beamed up the one who had a servant picking up his poop. And people asked him to speak So, he's the boss? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1349 |
Is that a Scotty? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1350 |
It's a lot closer in dog-light-years. |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
1351 |
Alexa, I said LUNAR rover! |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1352 |
Welcome back, Flerb. What data have you collected from the butts today? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1353 |
And now, for my second act |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1354 |
We'll beam you up, Spottie! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1355 |
In the Arrivals Room aboard the USS Farmupstate. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1356 |
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 2h 'How do I keep getting dog shit in my hair?!' |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1357 |
Finally, someone who speaks our language! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1358 |
Do you think it's civilization is so advanced that they uses, "arf" for all ideas and thoughts? |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1359 |
Mr. Edison, we presume. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1360 |
No, see, it only LOOKS like I'm leading. We call it "Going for a walk." And that collecting business with the baggies, I have no idea what that's about. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1361 |
This one's species is far more advanced than the two legged, furless one we beamed up yesterday. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1362 |
Take me with you - I have to get away from Trump - I'm not a purebred. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1363 |
Wait, what? You're telling us you are not an indifferent, lazy species that uses your claws to destroy earthling furniture? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1364 |
The casting sessions for the new series of Star Trek had reached a new level of desperation. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1365 |
No, there is no limit on how many humans we can own. They make good companions, protectors and simple to house break. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1366 |
This entity is an source of free streaming music |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1367 |
Either earthlings worship strange gods or we have dyslexic on board. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1368 |
We’ve got to have a talk with our analyst. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1369 |
Told you, it's the year of the dog in the Milky Way. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1370 |
To answer your question, I'm a good boy. But you're still not probing that. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1371 |
Marv, charge up the transporter again and see if you can set it for "dog walker." |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1372 |
Do they really eat their own in this "dog eat dog" world? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1373 |
He's called Pluto. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1374 |
See..."Wanna go for a ride?" is an intergalactic expression! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1375 |
They seem very obedient and eager to please but how do they text with those paws? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1376 |
Are you ready to make them believe they're likable? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1377 |
Finally, we got an intelligent one! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1378 |
I guess there is intelligent life on Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1379 |
Look, I know you want to go back out again, but we've already beamed you up and down three times in the last five minutes. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1380 |
The fifth appendage definitely indicates friendship, I say give it a chance |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1381 |
It's called "an undecided voter." |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1382 |
I thought you were supposed to get one of Earth's politicians I thought this was one I read that they were all lap dogs |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1383 |
I distinctly heard him say, "Beam me up," not "Beam my pup." |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1384 |
Your transformation is complete. We're sending you back to the White House now. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1385 |
We've decided to get you a couch. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1386 |
I thought he was supposed to bring the newspaper... |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1387 |
So, the term "man's best friend" was figurative? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1388 |
Who said Rex meant "king" in their language? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1389 |
I wonder if it's saucer-trained. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1390 |
Is he house trained? |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1391 |
Beam me up, Scottie! |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1392 |
The algorithm will include "take me to your leader" even if it isn't the best caption. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1393 |
These earthlings seem rather hairy! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1394 |
I feel a curious reluctance to dissect it. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1395 |
I said, beam me up Scotty, not a golden |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1396 |
He thought it was a Frisbee. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1397 |
Not you again! Woof. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1398 |
Ok, you can keep it. But it's your responsibility! |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1399 |
Looks like Scotty wanted a friend. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1400 |
Do you think he'll follow us at Warp Factor 9? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1401 |
So how many dog years does this make him? |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1402 |
Who wants to see Spot disintegrate? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1403 |
Can we name him Spock? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1404 |
Don't worry, we'll find a home for him. There's a quiet space-farm at the end of the galaxy that I think he'll love. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
1405 |
He has some rather peculiar personal hygiene habits |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1406 |
Great idea! I've always wanted to visit the Dog Star. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1407 |
I think it needs to go out. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1408 |
No, I clearly said "Obtain samples FROM the lab"... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1409 |
How can you call yourself a working dog if you don't have a job? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1410 |
Now, Fido, I know you're excited about being off leash for the first time... |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1411 |
One thing we can establish about this creature, he certainly enjoys getting his belly probed. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1412 |
"Are you saying you do like humans?' |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1413 |
No, Siri - I asked for a heterodyne receiver, not a golden retriever. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1414 |
Humans don’t look quite like I expected. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1415 |
What I can't figure out is how he put on the collar. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1416 |
On Jupralara, we're your best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1417 |
He's so much better behaved than the two-legged creatures. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1418 |
"Master"! "Fido"! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1419 |
I think its Earth name is "Sit." |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1420 |
Set your phasers to 'Good boy.' |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1421 |
I'm going to allow you to perform the probe on this one... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1422 |
As we know alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth, with the exception of this species. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1423 |
Its language seems to be based on movements of its posterior antenna. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1424 |
Get a dog, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. So why is it always me that has to spacewalk the dog?! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1425 |
How are we supposed to interrogate this specimen when that damned antenna keeps moving? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1426 |
Vaporize him, Wham-o. That’ll teach him to play fetch with your ship! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1427 |
As far as technology, this is the human's rover. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1428 |
Who would have thought they could advance to this level of intelligence! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1429 |
Now where are we supposed to walk him for the next 10 light-years? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1430 |
These aren't Cone Heads! Beam me back, Scottie! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1431 |
Universal translator says "Happy!" |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1432 |
Uh oh - he says they have no leader. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1433 |
I can’t take my it anymore. He barks anytime anything comes within 500 light years. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1434 |
This type is more intelligent than the bipeds. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1435 |
You forgot your ball again, didn't you? |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1436 |
After what we saw your walking partner picking up behind you we figured that you are the superior being. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
1437 |
I wanted the blind man. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1438 |
Can you just beam up my poop? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1439 |
He's cute as h*ck. 12/10 would take him back to their planet. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1440 |
Are we sure we need another walkies? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1441 |
Guess Seinfeld was right... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1442 |
She needs a spacewalk. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1443 |
Clearly our evolutionary experiments worked here, but failed miserably on the bipeds. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1444 |
I believe the rear appendage might be his vibrating microwave antenna |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1445 |
He is called Rex. He and his kind rule the planet Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1446 |
Our experts think it's an antenna... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1447 |
We're sending the Earthling home because he keeps probing our backsides. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1448 |
Captain's Log Stardate 2120: The Tribbles are back. They've evolved. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1449 |
He's from Hollywood, so he'll be comfortable among he stars |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1450 |
Not sure if I should do a mind meld or just sniff his butt. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1451 |
God a s’tI .siht pihsrow yehT |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1452 |
There is intelligent life down there! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1453 |
Trust me, I'm a member of the species you want to deal with. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1454 |
They love these things, but I just don't get it. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1455 |
A thorough cellular scan has identified him as entirely useless, but amazingly cute. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1456 |
Does anyone have small plastic bags? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1457 |
Sorry, we weren't looking for the Rex-Files. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1458 |
Do you think he needs to go out? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1459 |
Again? We just took you out at Proxima Centauri. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1460 |
Among my people, I am worshiped like a DOG |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1461 |
Captain, apparently, we've encountered a rescue-dog planet. This one's such a cutie. Can we adapt him? Oh, please?! |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1462 |
She said she doesn't know who left the dogs out. |
1.0000 |
0.01869 |
54 |
54 |
0 |
0 |
1463 |
Until then the aliens had always ridiculed humans for unnecessary inventions like the doggie bag. |
1.0000 |
0.01869 |
54 |
54 |
0 |
0 |
1464 |
Well, he's no less unintelligible, and he doesn't seem perplexed. |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
1465 |
...and they pick up your poop? Tell us more about these humans who work for you. |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
1466 |
We beamed up the wrong Rufus Taylor. |
1.0000 |
0.01942 |
52 |
52 |
0 |
0 |
1467 |
We can work around the moving appendage. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1468 |
He jumped up and grabbed the ship while we hovering, and wouldn't let go. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1469 |
I think we need a translator. |
1.0000 |
0.02598 |
39 |
39 |
0 |
0 |
1470 |
I'll be, Earth has a stable genius. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1471 |
I need to show him that he is not the Alpha Centauri male. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1472 |
I'm looking for a better class of friend. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1473 |
I'm available, if you guys like pets back home. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1474 |
No wonder they're so far behind. They're still walking on four feet. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1475 |
I've trained him to go on the portal. How genius is that? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1476 |
He looks, like, really smart! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1477 |
You are to sniff around for evidence of collusion with us. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1478 |
I'm a dog, stupid... |
1.0000 |
0.01802 |
56 |
56 |
0 |
0 |
1479 |
He seems to be happy that I can read his mind. But all he's thinking is "chicken poop". |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1480 |
At least he can sniff out our destination. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1481 |
We're babysitting him for the Pentagon. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1482 |
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1483 |
I met their leader. This is better; trust me. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1484 |
Wonder if he could be "our" best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.02062 |
49 |
49 |
0 |
0 |
1485 |
Woof , right back at you earth being ! |
1.0000 |
0.02062 |
49 |
49 |
0 |
0 |
1486 |
Yes, very friendly. Might be a nice companion. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
1487 |
"Fear not...the inhabitants of Planet Dyslexia will consider you a god". |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
1488 |
Stop him before he disarms us all! |
1.0000 |
0.02151 |
47 |
47 |
0 |
0 |
1489 |
Sorry, all the cats are still in breath awareness class. |
1.0000 |
0.02151 |
47 |
47 |
0 |
0 |
1490 |
Guys, want to see something totally weird? "Roll over" |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1491 |
Why yes, I am Earth’s dominant life form; and we have many unintelligent pets called “humans” |
1.0000 |
0.02151 |
47 |
47 |
0 |
0 |
1492 |
To serve man is a dog? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1493 |
The creature he was walking ran away on two legs. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1494 |
If you don’t speak they’re going to love you. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1495 |
We have a ruff situation. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1496 |
We have been studying your planet and we will be grooming you to become the next President of the USA! |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
1497 |
I'll have to recalibrate. It was supposed to be a cat. |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
1498 |
He seems to like our frisbee |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1499 |
Beam me down and I will show you where I hide my bones |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1500 |
Though artificially produced, it’s a perfect model. If we can decode its syntax and massage it correctly, it should give us the answer the most pervasive question in all the ancient texts thus far deciphered! |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1501 |
He heard you say take me to your feeder, not leader! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1502 |
That was some long ride! Which of you guys are gonna walk me? Sirius-ly, better hurry!!! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1503 |
Are you Sirius, a ride to Canis Major?!? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1504 |
Klaatu barada nikto! Sit? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1505 |
...Oh, its called a 'tail'...no, I cant really control it... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1506 |
He says that if we rub his belly, he'll tell us everything! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1507 |
Go on, You're pulling my leg!!! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1508 |
We thought they'd look a bit more like us. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1509 |
I think he's asking for another spacewalk. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1510 |
I said Spock, not Spot. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1511 |
But I specifically asked him to beam to beam me up a Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1512 |
See how the earthling's aerial vibrates when we speak. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1513 |
He thinks he learned a new trick—beam him back. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1514 |
They appear friendly, we should be fine! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1515 |
Show us this “doggy style”. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1516 |
Captain Kirk, Beam the Scotti Up! |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
1517 |
Get outa here, we're from the Dog Star! |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
1518 |
But if we keep feeding him he'll never leave. |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
1519 |
Take us to your master. |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
1520 |
Permission to set course for the Sirius system, Captain? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1521 |
It's the only species on the planet that can do that. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1522 |
I hope he’s potty trained. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1523 |
"Best Friend", do they direct ship that collar? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1524 |
What part of "Roll Over" don't you understand? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1525 |
I can’t believe they really sent you an emotional support animal, Bob. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1526 |
Who is gonna kiss me first? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1527 |
We should name him Scotty and give him a job. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1528 |
Earthlings seem friendly but the crotch-smelling greeting is a bit strange. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1529 |
Remember when you take him for a walk that moon has a poop & scoop by-law |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1530 |
My button is bigger than yours, and I'm sitting on it. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1531 |
Eisenhower triplets: Who would have believed it? Woof! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1532 |
Let's name him Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1533 |
It looks smarter than the last tall biped we beamed up from Earth, you know, the one with the orange hair. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1534 |
Good first try. Now let's go fetch the ball back. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1535 |
Yes Major Tom, he has fantastic ground control |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1536 |
Yer ka Zuarus, I think it wants a little space doodad thingy! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1537 |
Who’s a good earthling? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1538 |
He's our last hope to get through to Vader. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1539 |
Log book 2018 beamed SPOCKS, dog on board ,SMELLS like a alien fart. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1540 |
???? ??µF? ? ????? “Good boy” ! |
1.0000 |
0.02020 |
50 |
50 |
0 |
0 |
1541 |
Maybe there's a number on his tags |
1.0000 |
0.02020 |
50 |
50 |
0 |
0 |
1542 |
Me beam Scottie up |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
1543 |
And a WOOF back atcha |
1.0000 |
0.02105 |
48 |
48 |
0 |
0 |
1544 |
he came from Planet K-9 |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1545 |
I’m amazed that you speak our language—but can you say anything beyond ‘Let me out…stranger danger.’ |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1546 |
Did you remember to include the area code on the collar? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1547 |
God, is that really you? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1548 |
They are indeed quite advanced. The additional wagging limb communication device is attached to their bodies. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1549 |
So, how far is that in dog lightyears? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1550 |
No - I said “beam me up A scottie…” |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1551 |
Get out the brandy. Apparently it wants a snifter. |
1.0000 |
0.01905 |
53 |
53 |
0 |
0 |
1552 |
Unusual creature, this breed.....But until we run further tests it will be difficult to determine if we evolved from him or him from us. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1553 |
Oh, great! Whose turn was it to walk him before we left!? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1554 |
Look, it's the dominant species! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1555 |
His language is too advanced for our translator. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1556 |
Who wants a space walk?! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1557 |
I wonder why it keeps saying 'WUFO, WUFO'? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1558 |
Welcome to your new home in the galaxy ken l ration. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1559 |
Looks like our planet going to the dogs. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1560 |
NO! THE BONE ONLY COMES AFTER YOU CLIMB IN! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1561 |
So this is really their ‘Leader’? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1562 |
I said Spock, not Spot. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1563 |
But what are the tiny plastic bags for? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1564 |
Hey! We finally got their leader! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1565 |
Th computer beamed up the most intelligent life on this planet |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1566 |
I think he wants to give us a gift. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1567 |
Our Princess, Laika, needs a playmate. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1568 |
He likes us! He really likes us! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1569 |
O.K., We've done sit and transport. Now let's work on heel. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1570 |
Be careful, he manipulates the earthlings to get everything he wants! |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
1571 |
Aw, can keep this earthling? |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
1572 |
We're not sure about the level of intelligent life on this planet, but they test off the charts for loyalty. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
1573 |
I told you I wasn't just here for Christmas! |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
1574 |
He says he'll take us to his leader, but fears we'll be very disappointed. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1575 |
No more exploring, Rover. Now fetch an Earthing. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1576 |
All righty, then. Who's walking him? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1577 |
It's called attachment hunting |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1578 |
Do you think he's a Russian spy? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1579 |
So, where's the dog park? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1580 |
This one appears wiser and better behaved than their President. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1581 |
What do you call those creatures that clean up after you? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1582 |
It's a pooch. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1583 |
You're telling me the leader is the guy with the bag of poop? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1584 |
Yes, unlike at home, here you get to keep your miles. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1585 |
He says he's Red Rover. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1586 |
It may be the President they all talk about. Our AI dictionary is sure this is a son of a bitch. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1587 |
I think it's a high-memory earthling. A terra-byter, they said. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1588 |
Scotty, you much friendlier now! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1589 |
It's called an "ankle bracelet." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1590 |
Do you think that wagging part is it speaks? |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1591 |
Pat it on the head and see what happens. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1592 |
He looks friendly. |
1.0000 |
0.01709 |
59 |
59 |
0 |
0 |
1593 |
Well, he's smarter and non-racist. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
1594 |
your purpose here is completed, now go back to Earth! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1595 |
These Earthlings are much different than I thought. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1596 |
An advanced species with a hidden identity chip. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1597 |
No, no. He said beam up my Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1598 |
"Jrkvr lrtrp 'sit' frng." Ktrwm! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1599 |
Who knew earthlings were so woodgie?! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1600 |
I've always wondered if anyone understood me. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1601 |
Bring us 2 soy lattes, a cappuccino, 2 bran muffins and your best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1602 |
fruball druball draguball nuball? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1603 |
I have heard these creatures are good stress relievers! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1604 |
Your industry can burn. I will approach you professionally, as I do every activity, but how dare you? You tiny souls. You malignant professionals. How dare you treat anyone this way. You'll hear from me. Goddamn you. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1605 |
Phil, what did we say about those late night TV commercials? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1606 |
This is their leader? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1607 |
'I bet his flift is worse than his bite" |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1608 |
Sorry, you'll have to stay on-board. We just heard the President doesn't have a pet. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1609 |
Don't slobber until you've safely reached the planetary surface. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1610 |
he said it's no longer a dog's world |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1611 |
Woof, woof, bark bark, wolf bark, bark woof, sit! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1612 |
And he doesn't shed! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1613 |
All I did was open a cheese wrapper and it molecularized! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1614 |
Guard, it's your turn, don't forget the poop bag. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1615 |
I think he said, "Hurry, I need to go outside." |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1616 |
Looks like one of you guys will have to drain the swamp. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1617 |
Just wait, humankind worked very hard to get their feces, it must worth it. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1618 |
A canine cosmonaut ? Interesting. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1619 |
He says his mother, Laika, told him about us. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1620 |
This is the leader of Sirius? Seriously? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1621 |
The Universal Translator says his bark is worse than his bite. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1622 |
Let's beam up another specimen. This one doesn't talk. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1623 |
What a good stable genius....yes.....that's a good stable genius! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1624 |
Just because the nametag reads "Donald" doesn't mean that it's "the" Donald. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1625 |
We already have enough human samples to bring back |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1626 |
Knick Knack? Paddy Whack? Give the dog a bone. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1627 |
It seems pleasant, but I'm not sure it's worth a probe. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1628 |
Go fetch, Scotty! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1629 |
He must be the leader, the other creatures pick up his poop |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1630 |
Makes the two footers walk, feed and make nice to them, obviously he most advanced |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1631 |
Fine, we can keep him... just make sure he doesn't pee on the hyperdrive |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1632 |
"The tag says 'TRUMP'". |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1633 |
''IS MAN HIS BEST FRIEND'' ? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1634 |
Please tell us how you integrated your anal probe into your proboscis! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1635 |
You spent your points on this?! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1636 |
I did program in honest "Candidate" |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1637 |
I had my appendix removed to rescue this? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1638 |
Interesting, first dog in space, what's are next step? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1639 |
"If you still want to be our best friend you will do it"!!! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1640 |
That's a good boy! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1641 |
Yes, that's Uranus and no, you can't go sniff it! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1642 |
This time it will work. Goodbye, Laika 347-B! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1643 |
How old is she in Jupiter-orbit dog-years? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1644 |
The Earthling is Furbaby Fetch 1 |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1645 |
My name is Fido, not Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1646 |
Why is this earthling naked save for the collar? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1647 |
I know nothing! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1648 |
I...told you...if we came back to the beginning of the world, dogs would be first! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1649 |
I asked the standard question, "Who do you answer to?" The guy pointed at this thing. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1650 |
Our probe clearly observed them harvesting your excrement, and yet you are not their Leader? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1651 |
You’re supposed to give me a piece of bacon now. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1652 |
When you get there, find out what that 'Pluto' nonsense was all about. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1653 |
Given their television signals, humans are more complex than we thought. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1654 |
“Hotdog”, we finally got one. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1655 |
Tell us about your best friend |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1656 |
Earthling, what's the most popular collar on Rodeo Drive? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1657 |
I think it's a Land Rover |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1658 |
I definitely beamed up the one who is more evolved. The other being just kept collecting his poop. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1659 |
They're smarter than I thought. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1660 |
Remember don't speak, they think your a pet and they are smarter. They still don't get it. Oh yeah and they will clean your waste up too. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1661 |
What does it mean, “He sin’t nothin’ but a moondog?” |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1662 |
Let's ask her about the tail wagging the martian. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1663 |
The guide didn't say humans had such big noses! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1664 |
Did anyone remember the pooper scooper? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1665 |
Daddy's widdle baby want a treat? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1666 |
He keeps asking for something called - Bacon-Bacon-Bacon! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1667 |
I don’t care if it does feel strange -we’re landing now. just go out there and throw them a bone. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1668 |
Useless. Let's move on to a different planet. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1669 |
Scottie is playing tricks again! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1670 |
We understand that he said that he is the ruler of the Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1671 |
Wow, earthlings are very intelligent! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1672 |
You idiot. This isn't the G-O-D Planet. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1673 |
He must be from the future. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1674 |
They say he won the popular vote |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1675 |
I believe the inhabitants of this planet call this a "lobster," and they are reputed to be delicious. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1676 |
We kindly ask that you refrain from barking during the embarkation process. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1677 |
Where's my breakfast? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1678 |
What do you mean, he picks up your poop too? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1679 |
He's a good boy, but next time I'm getting a breed that doesn't need so much space. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1680 |
Hey wait a second, you're not a Scottie. Beam him up, Paul. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1681 |
spacewalkies? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1682 |
Which one of you is Napoleon> |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1683 |
He is obviously their leader; they have to follow him around on a tether and retrieve his droppings in little bags. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1684 |
If your trying to alienate me you've suceeded |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1685 |
No, we have not seen a dog named Laika. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1686 |
What went wrong? I was aiming to beam of his master. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1687 |
Wooolfff? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1688 |
I believe they prefer "little dog." |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1689 |
The dowsing tail never fails. Drain him! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1690 |
Beam me up Scotty - now! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1691 |
Surely, you can help us get on their 'good' side. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1692 |
Let's train all earth dogs to turn around three times before lying down. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1693 |
Maybe it,s a four footed friendly human? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1694 |
Is it the tail or the nose that gives us direction? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1695 |
I am done with the short leash |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1696 |
He says he's only a dog there. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1697 |
He's such a good boy... so let's consider that before we incinerate his planet. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1698 |
So George, what do you think it is? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1699 |
Well I wasn't expecting this when I followed the light. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1700 |
I believe I said Beam me up Scottie; not Labrador Retrievers. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1701 |
I'm pretty sure 'Woof' is a code word. Now we just have to figure out what it means. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1702 |
Yes, but who is going to walk him? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1703 |
Who’s a good boy - you are! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1704 |
Something is wrong….this specimen does not fit any descriptions we were given of planet earth's dominant species scheduled for peaceful replacement. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1705 |
I am SO happy that UberEATS has finally expanded their delivery area! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1706 |
By the time we return he'll be a puppy. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1707 |
I think we signed up for the wrong universe exchange program. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1708 |
Three Log Night |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1709 |
Timmy fell into a black hole! Run, get help! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1710 |
How does sandpaper feel? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1711 |
Could this be The Scotty? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1712 |
Scotty wants to visit his friends in Dog Heaven so he is waiting to be beamed up. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1713 |
There must be some kind of mistake. I’m still waiting on my DNA results from Ancestry.com. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1714 |
I hope this one is more intelligent than the last one. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1715 |
Nimotz, it’s a basic sign language using his tail. He says he wants to go out. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1716 |
Sorry Kirk! Operator error. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1717 |
Take me to your master! Arf-arf! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1718 |
It's as if he has something inside to release. One of us better take him outside. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1719 |
His dog tag says, "If found, beam me up Scotty." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1720 |
Terrific, we’ve snagged alpha canis majoris. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1721 |
No need to get hot under the collar George, their bark really is worse than their bite |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1722 |
I can't decide whether we should eat him or probe his brain! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1723 |
I said, "Beam me UP!" Not "Beam me PUP!" |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1724 |
black mirror season 5 |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1725 |
Here, UFidO, here boy! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1726 |
There may be little proof of intelligence on planet Earth, but there can be no doubt there is evidence of great love. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1727 |
His obedience trainer says his behavior will evolve over time. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1728 |
It’s temporary until he learns to follow orders |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1729 |
Let's exempt him from giving us his paw as well. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1730 |
One more time, how do you get the human to clean-up your poop? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1731 |
Er, Nelson -- I thought you ordered a pizza? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1732 |
Ok, who hacked my Amazon Prime account? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1733 |
That's not my dog. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1734 |
That's not Seth Meyers! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1735 |
Oops. Looks like we strayed into Canis Minor. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1736 |
I cant explain it! He just came down from planet Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1737 |
Don't look him in the eye or you'll lose an arm. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1738 |
No. We deal only with those who have evolved the furthest. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1739 |
My parole officer is sensitive to social stigma, so he lobbied hard to get me the slim model. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1740 |
I knew we'd find intelligent life on earth. Glad we kept looking !!! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1741 |
Mr President, you look nothing like what we see on your messages from your planet. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1742 |
I think he said "Take me to your pee-er". |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1743 |
Walkies are going to be a big problem... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1744 |
Oh he's so cute! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1745 |
I already have a best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1746 |
Scotty, WTF! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1747 |
That's not Spock |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1748 |
Time to fucc n succ, am I right bois? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1749 |
We can't procreate with that! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1750 |
That's funny, I thought there'd be a scotty up here. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1751 |
!esrevinU eth fo reluR emocleW |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1752 |
Woof? Qu'est-ce que c'est "woof?" |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1753 |
Tell mission control we've discovered a new Instagram star. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1754 |
The human species have gone to the dogs. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1755 |
we cannot make head or tail why earthlings find it attractive |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1756 |
What's that, Lah-si? You say Tee-Mee's trapped in a quantum flux well? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1757 |
There was a dish. Where's the dish? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1758 |
You have the opportunity to be an alien's best friend, so which of us would you like to go space walkies with? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1759 |
Don’t put me on the spot! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1760 |
Dinner time! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1761 |
Is this their leader?" "I sure hope so! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1762 |
Uh oh, he looks like he wants to go outside again. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1763 |
Beam me up, Scottie Dog. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1764 |
They say weekly, you say daily—we shall explore Hump Day further. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1765 |
Man’s best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1766 |
We want to know how you get the Earthlings to obey. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1767 |
My dogged persistence has propelled me all the way to the top. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1768 |
Yes, but can it roll over? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1769 |
Here you tie dogs with sausage? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1770 |
great. now space rover, give me paw. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1771 |
Who's a good alien? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1772 |
Did anyone remember to transport a Pooper Scooper? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1773 |
Now float. Float! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1774 |
Not again Zordack! Get me the Spot remover. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1775 |
It appears the probe comes pre-loaded with this biologic unit of soft-ware. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1776 |
The language down on Earth must be "ruff!!!" |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1777 |
"Bring me to your master?" Could you not come up something more original |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1778 |
The universe is depending on you. Whatever you do -- please -- do not take a crap on any rugs you may encounter. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1779 |
Planet Fido? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1780 |
Now be a good boy and go fetch their leader! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1781 |
As good a leader as any I've seen. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1782 |
Seems cleaner and friendlier than the humans we've beamed up, so lets keep him as our best friend and eject the humans. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1783 |
Oh, here we go. He's going to ask us how old we are in dog's years. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1784 |
She followed me back. Can we keep her? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1785 |
Klaatu Bow-Wow Nikto. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1786 |
Grr, ruff, bow wow, grrr? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1787 |
Yes, Be Happy, “You’ve got a Friend”. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1788 |
Now you say, “He’s a good boy.” |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1789 |
You promised me a beagle like Snoopy! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1790 |
No. No. Best friend, not best man |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1791 |
He's their higher form of intelligence |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1792 |
Interesting shapeshift. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1793 |
These humans who have enslaved you employ something called a toilet? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1794 |
The dog can choose to walk on the planet or merely them send them a package. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1795 |
This will be a historic moment. One pf you will take me on my first Space Walk |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1796 |
He seemed to be the most intelligent creature on the planet. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1797 |
Somtimes I have dreams about being a golden retriever in a upper-class white family |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1798 |
I brought you three here because you're the smarest of your race. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1799 |
Air Bud? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1800 |
This must be what they call an 'Air Bud.' |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1801 |
So... Where do our probes go? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1802 |
Sit Donald, siiiiit.....! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1803 |
How did you train the humans to dispose of your solid waste? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1804 |
Finicky transporter. Ain't that a bitch. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1805 |
Who wants to be the first to touch his parts? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1806 |
Apparently we do have a dog in this hunt. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1807 |
Judging from their planet, and other planets in their vicinity, they don't clean up after themselves, how do you get them to clean up your poop? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1808 |
Does somebody want to go somewhere leash laws are unknown? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1809 |
He's pitching his tell-all memoir! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1810 |
What a coincidence, we're from the dog star too! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1811 |
Maybe he's just happy to see us. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1812 |
He must be their leader. People are always following him, dragged by a leash. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1813 |
He’s Bowie’s. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1814 |
How do we take it for a walk... |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1815 |
The language scientists believe this creature is saying, ‘has anyone seen my tennis ball?’. Now, what is tennis ball? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1816 |
This earthling is very friendly, but it poops and pees all over the place. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1817 |
Well! Woof, woof, waggle waggle, sure beats texting! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1818 |
It went somewhere in the bushes back Sirus X. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1819 |
He's with us on a pro bono basis. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1820 |
That's a what a human looks like? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1821 |
I have second thoughts about traveling all this way from Dyslexia. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1822 |
It’s simply taking longer to get the information you requested |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1823 |
Scotty really is becoming a more popular name for pets. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1824 |
Do you mind lathering the Burt's Bee's before applying this time?? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1825 |
Aw, can we keep him? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1826 |
I guess when we instructed the transporter to send up the best of earth's civilization, we should have been more specific. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1827 |
Is it woof woof? Ruff ruff? Arf arf? Or bow wow? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1828 |
And you thought it was a good idea to let your teenager try to fix the transporter. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1829 |
I thought it was better to cut out the middle man. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1830 |
This specimen is effective in making humans act like humans. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1831 |
How can you defend Humans as "dogs' best friend?" Please. Thank you. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1832 |
They don't wear much clothing, do they? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1833 |
Hey, I'm not going to space-walk him, you space-walk him! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1834 |
He’s asking no who gave his owner a Vulcan Nerve Pinch. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1835 |
He is amazing, the democrats have made him sound robotic. All he says his sexism, racism, and xenophobia over and over again |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1836 |
Maybe we should take him on a f-l-o-a-t? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1837 |
Beam me up Scotty! It's got to be better up there than it is down here! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1838 |
Yeah...they walk behind me with a scoop. They pick it up and put in a bag and carry it home with them. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1839 |
We just drag them around on leashes--unless you can get them off our backs. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1840 |
Who's a good doggie! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1841 |
I was hoping it was a monkey, but Fido will do. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1842 |
Always look to wonder what is beyond. Aliens may be weird to us, but are we weird to them? Don't be afraid to explore. There is more than what meets the eye. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1843 |
He uses a curious snout-in-crotch method of communication. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1844 |
They say our country is going to the dogs. We don't want it. Can you help? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1845 |
Yes! There is a mouse in my pocket. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1846 |
Now remember, no more chasing frisbees. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1847 |
Many humans see to think that they live on a diet of homework. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1848 |
No, you can't go outside. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1849 |
Those window things come down eventually, right? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1850 |
Take me to your follower. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1851 |
We hope you also become our best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1852 |
You will be our Earth Rover, so sniff around and report back. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1853 |
Fuck. I wanted pussy but I got this instead. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1854 |
Finding Pluto not what I expected, but he is cute! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1855 |
Remember; bark four times when you find the one the humans call E.T. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1856 |
This one is way better than the last one named "Trump". |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1857 |
This is the best they have to offer. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1858 |
I really think our approach will work. But first we need to know what "treat" means. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1859 |
I mean, it's a cool costume, but this is the gathering of DOUG impersonators... |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1860 |
People say he is like a stable genius. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1861 |
We're ready for your report, Chief Spy! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1862 |
Sirs, while I appreciate you clarifying your meaning telepathically, my response is the same: I cannot take you TO him. My leader is around my neck! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1863 |
Do we eat it or pet it---I'm not sure which. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1864 |
I think he's smart and obedient too. Watch this: Wag! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1865 |
Yes, far more intelligent than what we expected to encounter |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1866 |
We've seen your species with other creatures who pick up your poop so we naturally thought you must be the superior of the two. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1867 |
You must improve your aim with the earth beam. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1868 |
Tom-Tom, your Mission: Im-paws-sible |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1869 |
Is this their prized LAB specimen I asked you to beam up? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1870 |
So, If we have intercourse with this earthling people will call us lazy and unproductive. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1871 |
Just a wild guess -is it Rumplestiltskin? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1872 |
Yay, it worked this time! Greta idea to test this on that weird creature he was with first. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1873 |
We HAVE TO stop meeting like this. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1874 |
WELL THE BIPEDS SEEM TO COMMUNICATE WITH AN ORIFICE AT THE FRONT AND SECURE THIS QUADRUPEDS WASTE FROM AN ORIFICE AT ITS REAR, SO WHO KNOWS? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1875 |
Welcome to the Starship Dyslexia. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1876 |
If this is man’s best friend, this should be easy. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1877 |
We said 'Scotty' not 'A Scotty'. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1878 |
His tag says Elon, but I think he's more of a Max. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1879 |
What’s a well? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1880 |
Trump seems more intelligent than what we thought. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1881 |
I told you that this flight was going to the dogs. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1882 |
Let's name it "Shithole". |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1883 |
It smells like updog in here. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1884 |
I know he needs to go, but where will we find a fire hydrant? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1885 |
I hope he’s hypoallergenic |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1886 |
You’re coming with us as the representative to the Earth’s doomsday judgement. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1887 |
Who's a good qizibork? You're a good qizibork. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1888 |
We can't be too careful - zap him with the defleazinator! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1889 |
I was chasing a bird, |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1890 |
C'mon Tom tell me, did you sense any commonsense on earth yet ? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1891 |
He says his father’s name is Laika. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1892 |
Do you wanna go for a space walk? Do you, boy? Yes, you do. Yes, you do. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1893 |
Earthlings need a space walk to reduce cargo...how quaint... |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1894 |
We asked the survey team to bring back the most intelligent creature they could find on Earth |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1895 |
After beaming him up, it'd be stupid to tell him to 'stay', right? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1896 |
of course I speak 6())*3$>"] |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1897 |
Aw, this one's even cuter! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1898 |
Who's a good boy? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1899 |
And they have these urinal things, that is why nothing is marked. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1900 |
We agreed that a tattoo wouldn't express commitment in quite the same way. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1901 |
What do you mean 'I have to call him, Sir'? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1902 |
Try to beam up some puppy pad...It's a long trip home |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1903 |
His tail is wagging. Let's probe him to see why. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1904 |
I'll take care of it if you let us keep it. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1905 |
He is scruffy-looking, but can he herd nerfs? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1906 |
Your rescue dino has latched onto me. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1907 |
Who's a good boy? Rex is a good boy! |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
1908 |
According to our research, it's called a 'pupper.' Humans say that they do not deserve them for reasons that remain unclear. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
1909 |
No, I said roll over |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1910 |
I didn't much care for his last batch of brownies. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1911 |
we want that thing that is wagging behind you now. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1912 |
The perfect extraterrestrial that barks less, wags more. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1913 |
I thought you said "God." This thing is pretty much the opposite. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1914 |
I think he understands our command structure. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1915 |
Yeah, it's crazy. They still haven't found out who the good boy is. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1916 |
We finally have the resources for toupees. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1917 |
I don’t think we are supposed to eat it. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1918 |
I told my husband I was going on a girls trip. That sent him packing. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1919 |
Who pressed the blue button? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1920 |
You're from the Dog Star! Are you Sirius?? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1921 |
It's alien to think this could be your best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1922 |
But we checked him out on the internet... |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1923 |
It seems to serve the will of a much more powerful 'Master.' |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1924 |
Don't we need some pee pads? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1925 |
... and he won't share any of the hamburgers with you? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1926 |
We usually just take away a femur. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1927 |
It's a new thing called house arrest. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1928 |
Are you sure that's a farmer from Idaho? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1929 |
Believe me, the feeling is mutual. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1930 |
So tell us, what's the deal with Poodles? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1931 |
Who rescued who? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1932 |
Can't we get a ship's cat like every other UFO? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1933 |
He's supposed to be their Dog. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1934 |
Here's what we know: alert eyes,loud noises, constant motion and lovable. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1935 |
I'm going to call her 'Oumuamua. You're the _real_ scout, 'Oumuamua. Yes you are! Yes you are! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1936 |
Why do they insist on calling me Scotty? And what does beam me up even mean?" All this for a bone. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1937 |
We've learned to control this Earthling's stinger by alternating the sounds, good boy...bath...good boy...bath. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1938 |
Hold on, fella. Let me grab a leash, and I'll take you for a moon walk. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1939 |
Who's turn is it to take Laika out for a walk? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1940 |
Anyone see where the tennis ball floated? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1941 |
We found him their Internet. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1942 |
He said that on earth the people who do all the work look like us. He would like us to prepare his food. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1943 |
We expected intelligent life here, but not smarter than us. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1944 |
Whose going to take him for walks? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1945 |
The scanner says he’s a good boy. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1946 |
This should help with our cow herding problems. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1947 |
I said bring a Good Ol' Boy, not a Good Boy. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1948 |
I am my master's voice. F.ck off! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1949 |
Let's name him Rover. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1950 |
What the hell? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1951 |
Well, since his license has expired, we must send him back. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1952 |
Oh wise one, how have you trained the human to scoop every time you poop? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1953 |
Fetch! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1954 |
Who's going to walk the dog? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1955 |
Thank you for your visit, we feel privileged to have met you, I'm sorry we had no common language. We must go back to that distant light in the sky we showed you. Ciao. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1956 |
I never thought they would look so much like a "Dog" |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1957 |
Another stray? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1958 |
He reports that if we can eliminate cats, we can control the planet within a week. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1959 |
Star Paws: The Empire Strokes Back |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1960 |
He pursued us rather doggedly. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1961 |
Take us to your humanoid companion. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1962 |
This galaxy has gone to the dogs. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1963 |
I took him out this morning. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1964 |
Polly wanna cracker? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1965 |
Spaceman #2, do you believe Connery is The One True Bond or have you been compromised by the mysterious orbit of your origin? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1966 |
and we just ran out of probes - we'll have to use our fingers! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1967 |
He's trained to smell Uranus light years away. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1968 |
So, how did you get your slaves to wait on you, and take care of your every need? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1969 |
Abduction is no problem, but how do you get them to clean up after you? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1970 |
A great distraction! Hopefully THIS dog won't end up liking the aliens more. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1971 |
Nope, no others left. He played dead. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1972 |
Looks like we need to work more on his fetching skills. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1973 |
Become there best friend |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1974 |
That's not Kirk! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1975 |
You beamed me up, but I’m not a Scotty! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1976 |
Can we teach him to speak? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1977 |
We understand this is the leader we are seeking. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1978 |
They've pretty much conquered how to feed us but getting them to scoop up the waste is a work in progress. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1979 |
Nobody's going to believe they are your oversized dolls you sell.. Anyway how are you going to get that in the overhead? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1980 |
Sure, you can be E.T.'s pet dog! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1981 |
We would like you to be our intergalactic ambassador. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1982 |
Look Laika collusion |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1983 |
WELCOME ABOARD! IF YOU MUST, FIRE HYDRANT STRAIGHT AHEAD! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1984 |
Sorry, Zircon, in this disguise you'll have to lick the humans. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1985 |
I think I'm more of byorkle person. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1986 |
Did you have a good float, Spot? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1987 |
Another Entanglement 2.10 screw-up. We beamed up Scotty to fix the warp drive but we got this Labrador going "Woof!" |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1988 |
Well, he does go by the name "Elvis." |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1989 |
The Russians of earth-year 1957 are more furry than we anticipated. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1990 |
Hey guys, looks like you’re having a ruff night. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1991 |
wHo DIs nEw HoOe |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1992 |
So, your saying that "any shithole will do"? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1993 |
Didn't we say "please beam me up a Dalmation?" |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1994 |
Finally...an intelligent life form! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1995 |
I hope they use a leash when they let me out to pee. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1996 |
He says, even after centuries of study he has still not found intelligent life on earth. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1997 |
This one seems more intelligent than that one they call "trump." |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1998 |
Do you play soccer? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1999 |
I said, 'Beam me up a scotty,' not a golden retriever. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2000 |
We only have people food. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2001 |
He doesn't look like Lassie. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2002 |
I gotta lay off the cat poo. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2003 |
Now we can go home. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2004 |
Oh My God! We need to repair this dyslexic transporter! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2005 |
Who's a good inter-gallactic genetically engineered gender-unspecific canid?! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2006 |
Meanwhile on earth: thank god they picked good old Bodo as example for earthlings! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2007 |
So we are namesakes then. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2008 |
Time to go home, girl. It turns out retrievers aren’t a good fit in space. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2009 |
Check your translator, Quark. Clearly "Take me to your beagle" doesn't work. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2010 |
fetched home after a long ride! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2011 |
FIU4QY089RFJKDVKLJ. Arf arf. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2012 |
He seems friendly but I prefer cats. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2013 |
We transported you here because we heard you were top dog and head of the Flea World. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2014 |
Abdogted - take me to your fleader |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2015 |
Weird-it sounds like they just keep saying "We come in Threes" |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2016 |
A Pointer, not a Scottie? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2017 |
Come to our planet! That's the most artistic series of woofs I've ever heard! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2018 |
Your Time Is Up. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2019 |
Our bad. Give us back our arms and we'll go peacefully. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2020 |
We found him walking ahead of a 2-legged creature he was pulling along and it was clear he was the more intelligent life form. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2021 |
Sit, good boy! You are know traveling in space with creatures from another planet. If you wish to return to earth, you must bark 3 times. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2022 |
I can teach you how to domesticate them. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2023 |
What’s his name? Beamer |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2024 |
That's not Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2025 |
Very puzzling. Judging by our radio intercepts, we thought the earth creatures could communicate quite well. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2026 |
Sorry Ug, maybe another night. I’m under cave arrest. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2027 |
It was supposed to be a Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2028 |
I am lookin’ for the nearest tree. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2029 |
My daughter wanted a cat but how can you resist that face |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2030 |
I think she wants to go for a spacewalk. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2031 |
I guess my theory about intelligent life forms on earth was wrong! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2032 |
KZTR TSBN JLCI FIDO |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2033 |
It seems a little too excited about taking us to its master. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2034 |
Okay, we get it, the trip here was rough... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2035 |
A bit to tuff and chewy for my taste. You can have the rest. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2036 |
Everything we need to know about humans we can learn from dogs. And dogs are safer and self cleaning. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2037 |
Who’s the good carbon-based lifeform? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2038 |
Now Beam Me Up Now!! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2039 |
Are you sure it said "god" on his bowl, Dislexia? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2040 |
Okay, so who is going to be first to walk him? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2041 |
Ugly thing, isn't he? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2042 |
Perhaps we've finally found that higher intelligence we've been searching for. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2043 |
Remember , tell them you're a service dog - they'll let you go wherever you want. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2044 |
So this is where they really sent ol’ yeller |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2045 |
Alien: how did you survive the vacuum of space? Dog: wait the what now |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2046 |
I'm gonna call him Alpha. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2047 |
It won't work. He's the wrong breed. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2048 |
All I said was beam me up Spottie! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2049 |
This being is highly evolved. It exists only for food, sleep, and play. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2050 |
Teleport his waste to that bean counter who denied us the litterbox. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2051 |
It's going to be a doggone shame. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2052 |
What? Up dawg! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2053 |
I said "beam me up a scottie" and this is what turned up! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2054 |
Does It Bite ? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2055 |
You fella's can't tell the difference between a dog and a human...? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2056 |
I wish it was this easy to sniff out a human target for probing. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2057 |
..yes:..we boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2058 |
When are you going to walk me already? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2059 |
Ok, who has the stick co-ordinates? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2060 |
They just added this new species to our Anal Probing Research List.....and such a cute face! Hmmm, anybody want to volunteer ? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2061 |
Should we probe its trump? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2062 |
We brought you here to pitch a movie concept -- The Flea! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2063 |
what's a wee-wee pad? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2064 |
Who's turn is it to walk Rover? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2065 |
It's a new breed of space tourist. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2066 |
glerba sherb galäquu gOrbb! :•) |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2067 |
I didn’t abduct my dog, he abducted me. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2068 |
They did say our new captain was the Top Dog. I thought he'd be taller... |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2069 |
But is it hot? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2070 |
We've been watching you for a long time. Is it 'bow wow' or 'arf arf'? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2071 |
Boy, are you going to bow-wow them when you get there! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2072 |
Beam me up, Labrador. No! Beam me up Schnauzer! Beam me up Yorkie?... |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2073 |
Your turn to walk him, Stan. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2074 |
We beamed you up, Scotty. Very enterprising of us, don't you think? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2075 |
I wish he'd stop following me to work. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2076 |
Hummmm, Hashtag says he's man's best friend |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2077 |
Play dead, Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2078 |
I asked for a guinea pig. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2079 |
Isn't "bow-wow" the same in any language? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2080 |
When does it poop? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2081 |
Told you he wasn't their leader. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2082 |
Looks a bit like a Fetchem. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2083 |
The rotting garbage scented bait draws a small but faithful audience. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2084 |
Look, what could wrong? All you have to do is find a human, put a leash on him and beam back up! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2085 |
Let’s see how far he can fetch. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2086 |
What exactly is 'a dog's life' ? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2087 |
Alien speaking “they really clean up your poop! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2088 |
I think we shall call him Steve |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2089 |
What is a comfort dog? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2090 |
So is this what the humans call a 'pupper' or a 'doggo'? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2091 |
I thought we were getting a Scotty to beam us up. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2092 |
Ol’ Scotty here is just beaming! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2093 |
Hurry, someone get some newspaper! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2094 |
It's Stephen Hawking! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2095 |
Are you sure this is the right one? I thought that the earth creatures were more intelligent than that |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2096 |
Oh look Sam! Your wife is back. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2097 |
He never tells them, but I really want to know who the good boy is. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2098 |
Are you sure its set to 350•? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2099 |
I come in peace to powwow,wow! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2100 |
He obeyed our first command, but will he speak? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2101 |
How do you milk this thing? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2102 |
It’s the latest thing for times when you can’t get out to walk your dog...... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2103 |
Mission accomplished. I've abducted the smartest occupant of the White House. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2104 |
Yes we're going for a ride...no you can't stick your head out the window. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2105 |
Wanna go for a ride? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2106 |
I am surrounded by aliens |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2107 |
I think he needs some space! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2108 |
Oh I know..... LET'S NAME IT.... SHITHOLE it does that a lot........! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2109 |
Welcome to planet dyslexia, god! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2110 |
As I recall, Snrgll, you ate the sex organs of our last visitor, so I think it's someone else's turn. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2111 |
I wonder if he realizes "neutered" means the same thing on our planet? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2112 |
It's some cereal. It's supposed to be good for ya. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2113 |
He truly enjoys the view through the window! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2114 |
That's not my luggage. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2115 |
And we have to take him out twice a day! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2116 |
...and we’ll try to beam you to a shithole. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2117 |
And do try to beam me to a shithole. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2118 |
Humans have evolved, Sir, since our missions here in the ’50s. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2119 |
I told you this was going to be a problem.... |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2120 |
I'm putting 3,000 zorbecks on 25 red. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2121 |
He just did an ass drag.. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2122 |
Why do you keep asking if we brought the ball? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2123 |
I prefer Spin the Bottle. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2124 |
I'm sure his 7&tz1 is worse than his ++92%! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2125 |
For an alien life form, he looks a little rough! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2126 |
I've heard of absurd, but this is ridiculous! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2127 |
Take us to your Cesar. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2128 |
We told you to fetch your leader. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2129 |
Scotty, not Spotty! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2130 |
Wonder what they thought of him down there? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2131 |
Remember all safety procedures when debarking, and try not to be catty with the humans. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2132 |
I'm sorry, it's the Scotty's day off. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2133 |
Wanat Reeet? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2134 |
AND WE HAVE DOG FOOD IN THE SHAPE OF A BONE. DO YOU HAVE THAT UP THERE? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2135 |
Why do we even bother with the Rover? We just back sticks. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2136 |
He looks friendly, but does he come from a s***hole planet? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2137 |
I think his name is Woof. "Bow wow" means "hello". |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2138 |
Dog is my co-pilot. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2139 |
Will you tell us if we give you a glorp? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2140 |
Beam him back Scotty! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2141 |
This time his get up and go is too far-fetched. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2142 |
better not abscond him...four legged humans would never get past security. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2143 |
You said you needed a new co-pilot. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2144 |
Perhaps we should have been more specific regarding “who’s” leader. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2145 |
Her leader called her a bitch but I could see she was the superior species. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2146 |
We must learn why it chases saucers. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2147 |
This world accepts a master more readily than expected. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2148 |
You forgot to beam up Dorothy. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2149 |
He does his business in another dimension. It saves on baggies. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2150 |
I think we should call him Sci-Fido! I think we should call him Sci-Fido! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2151 |
That tan is developing quite nicely along his snout. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2152 |
Essentially, I'm the one you know as "Little Timmy." But you have the gist of the story, Yes. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2153 |
If I'm being honest, I would say we're more man's *good* friend than than best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2154 |
God speed to our best friend! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2155 |
It always happens during vacations |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2156 |
Don't forget the pooper scooper. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2157 |
Fantastic ! Now we can determine what's in this creature's waste. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2158 |
Beam him up and out. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2159 |
Beam me up, Scottie Dog. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2160 |
We only use Bitecoin! Why won’t you believe me? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2161 |
I doubt he's intergalactic trained. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2162 |
The earth boy called it "Astro" just before assimilation. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2163 |
He says he's from Planet "Arf". |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2164 |
I thought we were getting McConaughey, Bullock or Damon. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2165 |
Dogs are gods on Sunaru. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2166 |
where's the leash? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2167 |
We specifically requested a Beagle. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2168 |
Speak, Buddy, Speak! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2169 |
I AM G.O.D.!!!! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2170 |
So, Zork, did you learn anything else on Earth except how to fetch? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2171 |
This one is looking "ruff". |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2172 |
Looks like it's gonna' be a three Martian night. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2173 |
Which of you would like the privilege of picking up after me? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2174 |
I am your anointed leader |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2175 |
Any of you guys interested in some 'Victrola' stock, cheap? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2176 |
I'm under house pet arrest. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2177 |
How does it text. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2178 |
Finally, an alien who understands me! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2179 |
Yet another service dog. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2180 |
They say he is man's best friend on Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2181 |
This will definitely be the farthest I've ever seen him fetch. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2182 |
The life entities of this planet seem friendly enough - his companion with the MAGA hat tried to lick me too! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2183 |
Dogonit! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2184 |
Albuquerque! I said, do you know the way to Albuquerque! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2185 |
Think of the big leap for doggy-kind. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2186 |
Maybe we should do the probe again. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2187 |
I'm under house arrest |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2188 |
A nagging innovation. They call it cave-arrest. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2189 |
Can we probe him? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
2190 |
It’s not Uranus I’m thinking about. It’s his. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2191 |
Well of course we can beam you back down to Pluto! Just be careful whom you wag to. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2192 |
Yeah, but my neck has never felt better. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2193 |
The creature escaped from a building that read SPCA - I was looking for help with our spacecraft and thought it could help us. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2194 |
His chew toy rolled under the couch. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2195 |
Knick-Knack-Paddy-Whack-Give-A-Dog-A-Phone-Home |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2196 |
We lost the human attached to it. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2197 |
Three against one? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2198 |
Did he say roof or ruff ? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2199 |
his speech patterns are off the chain; this is going to take a while |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2200 |
Gentlemen, this is step 1 in how to make a dog star. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2201 |
airbnb advertised a meaty-or? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2202 |
* dog barks loudly * Send him back to Earth! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2203 |
...Let’s deport him back to earth...he’ll want to chain emigrate every cur down there... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2204 |
He's not talking. Let's rough him up. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2205 |
I took him along because he gave the secret password, Woof! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2206 |
Not to worry. We'll beam you up Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2207 |
Earthlings are much more well behaved than what our 'fake news' reports would tell us. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2208 |
We found it far superior to the upright, two-legged creatures on the orb. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2209 |
We must presume these are the masters. All other species tolerate their public defecation. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2210 |
Ubu? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2211 |
Finally, we have their leader. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2212 |
What kind of cat is that? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2213 |
Don't worry. This diplomat will deliver. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2214 |
He says he wants to sniff our butts. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2215 |
Nice car. Shotgun! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2216 |
Where’s your gentle leader? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2217 |
She seemed the only one worth saving from that pit of excrement. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2218 |
Just beam him out before he eats your left arm too! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2219 |
We never should have sent the dyslexic recruit to investigate their deity. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2220 |
Hi. Take me to your breeder. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2221 |
We have traveled from a galaxy far far away... please help us to understand these so-called 'dog years.' |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2222 |
Why didn't we get a poodle? Now I'm feeling allergic. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2223 |
Can we keep him?....he's hypoallergenic. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2224 |
I think he liked the ancient newspaper better. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2225 |
We requested Earth’s most magnificent Cure-all. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2226 |
Yes, it's exactly like "The Last Starfighter" but with burying bones! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2227 |
Don't hurt him, Xyfor. Any friend of theirs is a friend of ours. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2228 |
We actually took him awa from his lead, er.... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2229 |
Pardons for our ignorance, your excellency; but how do we spin "Woof" into a movement for the masses? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2230 |
He seems excited about our anti-cat pro stick agenda. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2231 |
Soon, he’ll be eating out of our hands. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2232 |
First one to bark, would be the first one to disembark! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2233 |
Back up. He has space issues. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2234 |
Apparently in cities it's processed food is very collectable! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2235 |
I wish I could probe myself. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2236 |
Fido, you’ll have to hold ‘til the meteor storm passes. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2237 |
Where is the orange vest? Without one, our fees will be astronomical. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2238 |
Can I get to the pet store from here? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2239 |
Dog: "They kidnapped me because they need a best friend" |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2240 |
Are you sure this is the intelligent life we were expecting? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2241 |
Now I understand how someone like Trump could be elected. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2242 |
That is very observant of you - we do all look the same up here. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2243 |
This is the most intelligent species on this planet |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2244 |
Not at all like the Greys we imagined. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2245 |
If we can learn how he did it... then we won’t ever need our female species again!” |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2246 |
It's the most advanced species we've found on Earth: wordless communication and a warless society. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2247 |
Apologies Earthling.....you are not one..... and what is a frisbee? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2248 |
Don’t look at me for an explanation. He didn’t beam up with us. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2249 |
Bruh this is the fatass that's been eating all them Tide pods we needed |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2250 |
Siriusly? This is day #1271 and you still don't know we can't take you out to play fetch? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2251 |
Ah, I have three pets and a nice space view- now all I need is that new jacuzzi. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2252 |
As the most intelligent life form, we're taking you home with us. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2253 |
We see that you’re a leaker. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2254 |
I said “up Scotty” not “a Scottie.” |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2255 |
Okay, I didn't resign. I was impeached. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2256 |
Ruh-roh, they are sending you to the White House. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2257 |
Bring me to your litter. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2258 |
We asked for a representative who is compassionate, loving, non-judgmental, accepting of our unusual appearance and willing to listen to what we have to say. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2259 |
Who's a good blorphmablop? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2260 |
I thought you said it would salivate. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2261 |
It has plenty of hair we can harvest for three toupees. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2262 |
Agent Scruffy, what are you anal probe findings? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2263 |
I said apple, not ALPO! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2264 |
Is he Zorgon-trained? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2265 |
Space Dogs, 2010: but one of them died |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2266 |
A perfect specimen of a mormon female. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2267 |
I think you may have invented alligator clamps |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2268 |
Just remember kids, you promised to walk him. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2269 |
He says his name is Bow Wow and he comes from the planet Arf. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2270 |
"How long did it take you yo rule the planet EARTH"? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2271 |
Dog wags tail, that's much better. Beam it down. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2272 |
If we name it, we'll have to keep it. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2273 |
The dogspotting mods will yell at me for posting this. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2274 |
He doesn't appear to be afraid or anxious. He does seem to be communicating a desire to go 'out', whatever that means. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2275 |
Can you get Lincoln up here too? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2276 |
So this is the supposed “Intelligent Species”?! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2277 |
I said take us to your leader but he said we probably wouldn't be allowed in. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2278 |
Foiled, woof, again! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2279 |
Eh, Greetings from Earth? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2280 |
No, I don’t know Seth McFarland! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2281 |
Rut row |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2282 |
Here Snoop! Here Snoop! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2283 |
I found myself and my next startup idea! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2284 |
So far we know that arf-arf-woof is a command for a lesser being to gather up poop. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2285 |
Stop staring and start petting. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2286 |
...and so the USS Enterprise eventually became designated Air Force One... |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2287 |
As you can see, you have made a terrible mistake. I am not a Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2288 |
How did these humans build a civilization without opposable thumbs?? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2289 |
Go for a walk? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2290 |
Beam me up Scooby. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2291 |
We've selected you because you're a very good girl. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2292 |
What hath dog wrought |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2293 |
Well, we beamed him up, but he's not a Scottie! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2294 |
It’s hard to know where to start. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2295 |
Woah! It is telling me with telepathic powers that there are these weird things on Earth called... Hoomins? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2296 |
I understand that Canines communicate by tail movement. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2297 |
Well, it wasn’t our first choice but it keeps its rear discharge port very clean and our probe won’t need decontamination. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2298 |
Who is your best friend? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2299 |
Should we take him back to our planet or leave him here in Alabama? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2300 |
Take me back home or I will piss and poop all over this place. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2301 |
Think he's a good boy? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2302 |
So who forgot to call the teleporter repair guy? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2303 |
He just wants to go outside and pee! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2304 |
"Fly back to Area 51, for an epic 'good boy fetch!' |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2305 |
He is more intelligent than that orange haired oaf they tried to push on us. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2306 |
It was all in your timing. You said "Beam me up Scotty." |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2307 |
Scotty, is that you? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2308 |
Good boy -- now go fetch. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2309 |
'Tis a dog's tail, signifying nothing--and everything. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2310 |
He's a little anxious whenever we have company. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2311 |
What would Krypto do? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2312 |
I've read about similar Earth creatures. This then must be a rattle dog. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2313 |
uh.. oh.. Chickie was in the beam with Rudy |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2314 |
I'm betting if we had sent a dog to the moon 50 years ago, would we'd have many close Extraterrestrial friends by now? Who knows, maybe they'd even sit up and roll over for us! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2315 |
I said from the parking lot, not barking lot! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2316 |
Yes I'm sure I want to do a brain swap with this dumbass dog. My alien body sucks I wanna be a dog. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2317 |
I thought his crap circles were messages! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2318 |
It's your turn to let him out this time. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2319 |
He thinks he is going for a walk. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2320 |
Ain't that a bitch?--We won't know till it stands up! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2321 |
I translate his tail language as "Take me to your Leader". |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2322 |
Those humans down there are total idiots, and that feline thing kept scratching holes in our spacesuits, but now I think we are on to something... |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2323 |
Either our transport signal is off by a few meters, or XYBLX transformed into a squirrel chasing monster... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2324 |
whose turn is it to walk the dog... |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2325 |
But you claimed you were a scientist on the Internet. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2326 |
bro look at this fuckin dog lmao |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2327 |
When I asked your to bring up a rover I thought it would be suitable for the moon. This model is always looking for trees. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2328 |
Teach us your most beguiling tricks |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2329 |
Pretty please can we keep him? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2330 |
Glorgg, I told you Earthlings won’t just look like us with shorter faces! You have no imagination. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2331 |
It's called a human being |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2332 |
I swear he threw it |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2333 |
Everybody be careful; it may be a man's best friend, but we're not sure what it thinks about aliens. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2334 |
You said it was only on the top of their heads. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2335 |
Call Gort, he speaks dog. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2336 |
Alien 1: This is the nicest thing you can find on Earth? Alien 3: Lately, the Earth-life has been ruff... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2337 |
Who's a good alien? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2338 |
How about you just sniff it, instead? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2339 |
Woof. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2340 |
The earthling's rear antenna moves like that whenever we ask it who's a good boy. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2341 |
Do you have all your shots? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2342 |
Do you think he's spaceship trained? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2343 |
On the Intetgalacticnet, no one knows you're a dog. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2344 |
Who let the dog up? Who, who, who, who? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2345 |
Take us to your best boy |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2346 |
Golden retriever > Golden (orange) president |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2347 |
I'm pretty sure we got the more intelligent one. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2348 |
Just Beam it back DOWN... |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2349 |
What's that girl? Our comrade has fallen into a gravity well? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2350 |
A close encounter of the furred kind. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2351 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2352 |
Dog-Gone-It |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2353 |
Probably a better choice for a best friend than ‘man’ was.... |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
2354 |
We had tails at one time, right? |
1.0000 |
0.02740 |
37 |
37 |
0 |
0 |
2355 |
I wonder if he can breathe fire like the ones on our home planet? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2356 |
The Zinalites' mission to destroy earth was abruptly terminated when they found earth creatures to be too darn lovable. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2357 |
Yes, we have finally harnessed the power of tail wagging energy! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2358 |
In or out? C'mon boy, make up your mind. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2359 |
can you find the spaceship keys? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2360 |
He said he would take all of us to his leader. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2361 |
He's wearing a collar, but where's his leader? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2362 |
I shall name him after my shuttlecraft, Rover. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2363 |
The invisible fusion fence isn't working. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2364 |
I told you barking at the moon is an earthly expression. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2365 |
Do you think they spell their words from left to right? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2366 |
Can we beam with you to your lead dog? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2367 |
It's your turn to take him outside. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2368 |
He looks a lot like my Xeno. Might even be littermate. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2369 |
We tried to capture his custodian, too, but she dropped the leash and ran away. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2370 |
Lots of sticks and balls, but he hasn't retrieved any gold yet. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2371 |
He may not always be the most well-behaved pet, but at least he's housetrained |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2372 |
X9 finally got the tail thing right. It's time to beam him down. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2373 |
So,how do we become your best friend? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2374 |
We're sending you down as a Hollywood producer, you'll fit right in. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2375 |
His tags says his galaxy of origin is B-I-N-G-O |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2376 |
Advanced ljfe form ? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2377 |
They have not yet advanced to standing on two feet or having opposing thumbs. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2378 |
I could have sworn he told me to beam up Spotty. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2379 |
I told you I would find a great spot. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2380 |
Admit it, guys. The coolest motherfucker on four legs right there. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2381 |
Humans seem really nice. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2382 |
Was this incoming or outgoing? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2383 |
You did say that we wanted God as our copilot, right? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2384 |
Give us all your poop on planet Earth. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2385 |
So, rock/paper/laser to see who goes down to pick it up? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2386 |
He's sure a lot nicer than his two-legged companions. Let's beam him back down and start over. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2387 |
It can move! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2388 |
I guess it’s true. All dogs go to Saturn. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2389 |
You mean you don't know about Canis Major? You can't be serious. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2390 |
Hi, my name is Scotty... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2391 |
I guess I picked the wrong owner, they don’t go by the fancier necklace. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2392 |
Apparently, he'd the leader's best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2393 |
They said only one carrying per family. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2394 |
He kept on hugging my leg sir, I thought he would be perfect for my “love on earth” experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2395 |
Hmm...so Earth really is a dog-eat-dog world. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2396 |
I’ll call the transporter 1-800 number.” “I’ll get the transporter manual.” “I’ll find something I can fashion into a poop bag. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2397 |
Cancel the Planet Destruction orders Zarf! These Earthlings aren't the violent destructive species we mistakenly believed them to be. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2398 |
Enunciate carefully, lest they beam you up a Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
2399 |
I think we are going to the dogs |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2400 |
Supposedly he's the best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2401 |
Who is Timmy, and what is a well? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2402 |
I think you meant, "We'd like to speak to your God?" |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
2403 |
We need your help to create a hyperdrive, ohyeswedo |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2404 |
I like the concept of a Therapy God. Maybe it will help my dyslexia! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2405 |
"Can we be your best friend too?' |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2406 |
What, Dr. Who? Something weird happened to your regeneration? And Timmy was captured by the Daleks? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2407 |
Oh sure! As soon as he has to go outside he's my dog. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2408 |
He's cute, but I said to beam up a scottie, not a labbie. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2409 |
What's a dog? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2410 |
Captain we seem to be having a problem with molecular regeneration module. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2411 |
Thin collar- probably lower cast. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2412 |
sounds like Greek to me |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2413 |
He says his best friend now identifies as a woman |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2414 |
Are you sure this is the Lassie we saw on TV? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2415 |
Will this disguise make him the top dog? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2416 |
You know, you guys look kind of weird too, don't you? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2417 |
Having developped four legs he should speak, too !! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2418 |
Captain Cat will not be pleased. Captain Cat will not be pleased. So this is the creature the earthlings worship. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2419 |
It is INDEED a very, very odd little creature. I wonder if it might be what the earth-people call a 'politician'? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2420 |
Darn, they dress and look alike - can't remember who took me for a walk. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2421 |
When we take him for a walk, do we have to pick up the do-do? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2422 |
I thought Earthlings would look more like us. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2423 |
Do you think he knows where we can find Elvis? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2424 |
Affirmative: Specimen is most advanced species on planet." |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2425 |
I prefer these to the bipeds. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2426 |
But I asked for a Scottie! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2427 |
I say why suffer...go ahead and do a hair of the dog. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2428 |
This must be heaven. No Cats ! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2429 |
Hell, if you feed us, we'll be your best friend. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2430 |
On our planet dogs are people and people are dogs. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2431 |
Who's the retriever now bitch? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2432 |
I hope "walkies" doesn't mean what I think it means. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2433 |
Poor fella lost his onesie. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2434 |
We beamed it up as it was trying to catch our exploratory saucer craft in its teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2435 |
If its leader likes getting its face licked I’m not sure we should stick around. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2436 |
This isn’t what I pictured when I demanded Earth’s greatest treasure. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2437 |
Yes, this one's friendly. But don't beam up any one with pointy ears. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2438 |
Don't get us wrong - We'd LOVE to keep you, but we simply don't have a fenced-in space port. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2439 |
Uh oh, it wants to go for a walk. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2440 |
Seriously, who told him my name was Arf? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2441 |
In dog light years, you’re seven times smarter than a cat. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2442 |
I thought we could start with a dog and then see if we want to move on to a human. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2443 |
No, you may not probe our butts! |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2444 |
Yes, they expect me to fetch. Can you believe it? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2445 |
He may be able to tap unto the "dog gone truth." |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2446 |
I hope you know there are no dog days in outerspace |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2447 |
Our planet will never need to mop again. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2448 |
All it says is woof. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2449 |
In retrospect, maybe we should have abducted a cat. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2450 |
We'll name him Clifford the Big Red Dog. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2451 |
We give you our word of honor that you are NOT in Asia!!!!!! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2452 |
This planet isn’t as advanced as we thought. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2453 |
We just EVA'd him an hour ago, and besides, every time he sees Sirius he sprints out towards it at Light Speed. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2454 |
You can’t go out. Dog Waste is Space Junk! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2455 |
Don't forget the New York Times delivery bag if you take him out. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2456 |
All we want to know is how you are able to control the lives of who call themselves your "owners." |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2457 |
So, tell us about this friend of yours... |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2458 |
But I wanted a Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2459 |
You beamed me to the wrong ship, Scottie Dog! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2460 |
Trust me, this is much better. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2461 |
At least this one seems more intelligent than the two-legged ones. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2462 |
Our dogged commander says bow WOW, which means the view is out of this world. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2463 |
I guess it depends on what you mean by "intelligent life". |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2464 |
We've determined he's not very advanced. But he's a very good boy. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2465 |
We've discovered Pluto. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2466 |
The small pointy eared creature is more intelligent although this is better than those two-legged things. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2467 |
Take me to your gentle leader. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2468 |
Anybody know what "potty" is? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2469 |
My how you've changed since we last saw each other. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2470 |
It was the dog. Also, we breathe methane. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2471 |
Bluarg this isn't a homo sapien |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2472 |
Who abducted who? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2473 |
Nuts to this 'Beam me up, Scotty,' ya got the wrong breed! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2474 |
Man's best friend, eh? Boy, you're going to love this ride in the car. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2475 |
Pluto! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2476 |
I said Beam her not Bowser!!! |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2477 |
Let's start by setting some ground rules. First, I prefer a good cab to water with my kibble. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2478 |
I found her in the SPCE. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2479 |
Didn’t you ask them to send the receiver? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2480 |
Beware , it's a doggy dog world out there , and barking is not always a biting remark . |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2481 |
He's the intelligent one, the one with the two legs picks up after him. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2482 |
Play along. You're man's best friend, until you're not... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2483 |
We probably should have abducted a few newspapers too. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2484 |
To be honest, I had a different meaning of the word 'wrecks' in mind. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2485 |
So...you're man's best friend. Tell us everything you know. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2486 |
As Xzorkians we'll call it Xzorkis Best Friend. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2487 |
I'm pretty sure that this is a human. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2488 |
Why do I want to pet it on the head so badly? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2489 |
Siriusly? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2490 |
This is America's leader? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2491 |
All I said was beam me up Spottie! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2492 |
I didn't know humans were so funny-looking! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2493 |
This one seemed to be in charge. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2494 |
What is your secret to make humans follow you on a leash and then clean up your mess? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2495 |
Looks like somebody needs to go for a space walk. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2496 |
Are you Chuck Berry? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2497 |
He seemed to think we were examining him backwards. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2498 |
Humans don't deserve dogs anyway. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2499 |
It's your turn. I walked him last earth orbit. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2500 |
He seems to want to leave our craft for a walk. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2501 |
You're now 3,000 years old in dog years but we'd like to teach you a new trick. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2502 |
This earthling seems quite stable, possibly a genius. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2503 |
When he said he would send his best friend I thought that it would be human |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2504 |
Why did you beam him up, Scotty? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2505 |
You're going to be the first outer space "Old Yeller!" |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2506 |
Any ideas for when he has to go out? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2507 |
Mr. Spock, meet Mr. Spot. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2508 |
I know your species isn't exactly the brightest, but surely you understand that was meant to be a cookbook. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2509 |
President Trump said that any old dog could do it. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2510 |
Rough? Rough? We'll give you 'rough' if you don't tell us about your planet! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2511 |
Apparently he is more intelligent than an equivalently aged human scholar of high achievement in something called 'middle school'. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
2512 |
You have posted wrong cartoon today- my caption below is for Maslin , dated for Jan 7 : " It's a Muellersaurus" |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
2513 |
Are you a good witch? Or a bad witch? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2514 |
Please, master, tell us we are going to Pluto this holiday.... |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2515 |
New immigration laws, beam me up, Fido. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2516 |
Gotta go! Please tell me that there are trees up here! |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2517 |
Human anus, am I right? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2518 |
When the boss said "earthling" he was being general, right? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2519 |
Why dogs should never take themselves out at night. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2520 |
It's about to go where no dog has gone before. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
2521 |
He responds well to entitlement programs. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2522 |
There's a lot they figured out yet, but you've got to appreciate how keen they were to let me know I was a good boy. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2523 |
We search the universe for good boys. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2524 |
Yes, this is the highest form of life we've found on planet "earth." |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2525 |
Multiple missions to Earth and we've finally succeeded in finding a sign of intelligent life. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2526 |
The owner let go of the neck ring at 25,000 feet. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2527 |
He's definitely the most intelligent life form on the planet. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2528 |
I still think Pluto is a planet! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2529 |
So we finally meet a human. Strange looking species. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2530 |
Interesting! This dog is wagging his tail. I thought it was the other way around. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2531 |
Beam up Scottie, Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2532 |
Whoo! Apparently I said "Take me to your BREEDER" in his language. Things got wacky after that! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2533 |
This'll be just like taking your temperature at the vet. |
1.0000 |
0.01835 |
55 |
55 |
0 |
0 |
2534 |
See? There is a dog! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2535 |
Just give him some space. He’ll warm up to us eventually. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2536 |
Go fetch us some earthlings. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2537 |
I think it needs to go out. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2538 |
...and we don't have any of those disposable plastic bags on board. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2539 |
Fetch! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2540 |
Earthlings are much more intelligent than we suspected -- and potty-trained to boot. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2541 |
The beast insists he is fixed, but probing indicates his reproductive system is broken. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2542 |
Why didn't you tell us you were the higher life form we were looking for?" "It's not that you couldn't understand me, it's that you didn't ask. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2543 |
How did you learn our language? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2544 |
Where is the human you took for a walk? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2545 |
They swore this was their leader. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2546 |
Sorry, Xzbul, our teleporter had a slight glitch. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
2547 |
They don't call her man's best friend for nothing. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2548 |
He looks, like, really smart! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2549 |
I haven’t decided which one’s the carry-on and which one’s the personal item... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2550 |
Man’s best friend shows more promise. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2551 |
It's a kind of Russian roulette, he has selected me to do the outside repairs. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2552 |
Take us to your owner. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2553 |
If my calculations are correct, this species has indeed taken over the planet. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2554 |
We may have misjudged you... we believe it's a "litter box"? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2555 |
Two characters from the end of the sentence “where is your leader” his back part waggles incredibly fast |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2556 |
I know what I heard. You distinctly said "Beam me up Scottie."! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2557 |
Whats with the low waving antenae? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2558 |
We offered to return him to the White House, but he insists on staying with us. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2559 |
We believe it is the lone survivor of the dog-eat-dog world. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2560 |
We should have beamed up the other end of the leash. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2561 |
Mankind's best friend, reporting for duty. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2562 |
Well, dont expect me to take him out at night! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2563 |
Earth dog take us to your, like, really smart leader. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2564 |
When the earthling wags his tail we are supposed to obey. |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
2565 |
Keeps saying "woof "??? |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
2566 |
Captain Kirk, is that you? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2567 |
Tree? What’s a tree? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2568 |
Fetch your leader |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2569 |
That's right Rex , there is no Trump on our planet! |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
2570 |
Snack? Have you got a snack? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2571 |
Are you Scotty? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2572 |
Shouldn't we take the collar off before we use the panini press? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2573 |
And don't forget - "Who's a good boy?" is a rhetorical question. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2574 |
Because you are the best example of love, and loyalty. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2575 |
Johnson, stop asking him to roll over." "I'm beaming him outside before bedtime. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2576 |
Man, Trump's presidency is so bad that even dogs are leaving. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2577 |
Scotty finally beamed up. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
2578 |
A furry? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2579 |
I think he means Klaxor is trapped in a black hole. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
2580 |
She keeps saying something about a "Timmy" and a "well". |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2581 |
I'm not sure if your Universal Translator can pull this one off... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2582 |
He says his anus has already been probed. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
2583 |
It is your turn to take him out for a walk. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2584 |
His collar indicates his name is Sparky, he's gluten free and lives on Riverside Drive. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2585 |
Having amended our design to include the wagging tail, our modeling now predicts that this will become Man's Best Friend. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2586 |
I have brought you three here to study you further. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2587 |
And for some reason, oftentimes they seem to enjoy licking their own lips. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2588 |
Beam him back up after he does his thing. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2589 |
ARF??? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2590 |
Alien says, "You see, all dogs don't go to heaven." |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
2591 |
I told you - humans can't talk! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2592 |
Who do you think 'Arf! Arf!' means? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2593 |
Sorry. We don't have an outdoor bathroom. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
2594 |
Good dog. Now, fetch earth. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2595 |
Say goodbye to partisan politics. With Old Yeller here as my running mate, I'll coast through the 2020 election. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
2596 |
I think it looks more like a Lab than Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
2597 |
We should beam him up, but he's no Scottie. |
1.0000 |
0.02469 |
41 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
2598 |
Let's study him before he becomes one of us. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2599 |
Are your shots up to date? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2600 |
Okay, now beam me up a Scottie! |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2601 |
Beam me up, I'm a Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
2602 |
As I suspected,, minaturizing Zabaff was a mistake. |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
2603 |
“Beam me up beagle” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2604 |
Getting used to new technology can sometimes be Ruff. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2605 |
If you get any motion sickness, just shake it off. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2606 |
Are you sure it's spelled "G-O-D," not "D-O-G"? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2607 |
He’s telling us the liberals of his planet are in distress. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2608 |
Rex was always fond of eggs but became even more excited when they told him there were no cats on planet Humpty. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2609 |
Inform Lord Grok they are willing to accept the treaty. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2610 |
Evidently the planet's dominant species. The taller, two-legged ones' only function seems to be collecting the waste of this one. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2611 |
Take a ride boy?? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2612 |
I said, "Beam me up Scotty, not Fluffy." |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
2613 |
Okay, whose turn to take him out? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2614 |
Beam him down. He needs to go out. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2615 |
Prepare the canine probe. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2616 |
C'mon pooch! We can't go home until you fetch the joystick! |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
2617 |
Does this mean we've been in the Twilight Zone for the past four years? Thank god!!! |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
2618 |
He has trailed humans to find cats and fire hydrants. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
2619 |
He followed my phone home. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
2620 |
I don't get it; we're green, how come he keeps calling us "Greys?" |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
2621 |
Beam you where, Spotty? |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
2622 |
I said beam me up SCOTTY |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2623 |
Dogmatic? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2624 |
Do you think Mother will let us keep him? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2625 |
Well we never thought where he could do his business. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2626 |
Yes Sir – Spock must play ball with you because you are the new Captain. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2627 |
You gotta do more than wag your tail to get beamed up! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2628 |
He asked to be taken to our leader. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2629 |
They sent him here to mark their territory. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2630 |
Until we can decypher their language, we should respond in kind. Commander GL3RPH, stick your nose in its crotch. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2631 |
Congratulations, you have just been named Dog of the Galaxy |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2632 |
At last, we have found their leader. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2633 |
Is she itching? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2634 |
With a knick-knack paddywack, give the dog a bone, this UFO is taking you home. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2635 |
Cartoon submission |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2636 |
You, major, and your crew have done a great job convincing them your their friends. We will coomence the attack soon ! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2637 |
Take me to your pet waste station. Then your leader. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2638 |
Who's going to walk him? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2639 |
You wanna go for a spacewalk buddy? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2640 |
Hands off, guys; this best friend is mine. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2641 |
Blorg got one and says they're out of this world. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2642 |
OK... one more time ... how do you get people to pick up your poop? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2643 |
Is it just me or is he starting to look like us? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2644 |
The earthlings are much furrier than I imagined |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2645 |
How did you get them to solve the turd problem? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2646 |
They've become more human since our last visit. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2647 |
Who let Mike order lunch? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2648 |
Time for party: make another poo poo so we can watch it float. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2649 |
Have any of you seen a bone around here? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2650 |
I know! Let Mikey probe him. He'll probe anything. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2651 |
You sure this is the one trained to go in the MRI machine? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2652 |
Looks like a dog to me. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
2653 |
It's 200 light years to Zircon. I wish you hadn't forgotten the dog food. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2654 |
It's their fearless leader. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2655 |
Their slaves have interplanetary exploration, yet have not succeeded in overthrowing their masters. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2656 |
I warned you not to get into that rock, paper, scissors competition with the cat. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2657 |
I told you earthlings wouldn't look anything like us. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2658 |
According to the rear appendage the creature is saying "Wag more, bark less." |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2659 |
That's right Sparky, we will now teleport you back to earth so you can fetch us more of those lovely squeeky-ma-bobs we love. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2660 |
What they lack in intelligence they make up for in cuteness. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2661 |
To lead or not to lead? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2662 |
Okay agent Gorloc, we are eager to hear your report on the annal probes you performed at the Henderson's dinner party. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2663 |
C'mon, boy: Wag less, bark more! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2664 |
Unfortunately he has gas. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
2665 |
His tag says "Scotty." |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2666 |
I know! Doggie: Klaatu, Barada, Nikto. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2667 |
He's got to go! Beam him down Scottie! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2668 |
Who’s my good unidentifiable hairy thing? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2669 |
Amazing, his bark is actually worse than his bite. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2670 |
If we only knew their word for 'roll over!' |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2671 |
Which one of you is going to take me for a walk on the moon? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2672 |
He is either their god or a prisoner. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2673 |
Well, Scottie, we beamed you up; now take us to your dog-less leader. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
2674 |
It's pretty much what I imagined. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2675 |
Follow me down to the planet and I'll take you all walkies. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2676 |
I think he is trying to tell us that he’s been trained. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2677 |
Think he's microchipped? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2678 |
Beam me up, Scottie! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2679 |
How about God? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2680 |
How about Rover? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2681 |
I say we keep him and call him Fang. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2682 |
Different than the other carbon-based lifeforms on this planet, this one is a 100% good boy. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2683 |
I think he's lost. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
2684 |
...you really want to go disguised as a dog this time? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2685 |
What’s this? I was expecting a Scottie to be beamed up... |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2686 |
What's this thing called "poop"? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2687 |
This one will reproduce. It’s fixed. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2688 |
Williams-Sonoma was out of Peppermint Bark. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2689 |
We better land, he needs to go outside. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2690 |
Btrfaaq! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2691 |
I believe the moving appendage on this species is used by humans to sweep their floors. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2692 |
Dogs have owners? We call that slavery! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2693 |
This is the third time this week we caught you pouring scotch in th toilet water. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
2694 |
Have our lab run tests on him. |
1.0000 |
0.02817 |
36 |
36 |
0 |
0 |
2695 |
Don't look at me - this thing did it! |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
2696 |
We’re taking you to our planet - it’s called Sticks. |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
2697 |
I understand that its President Trump new ambassador to South Korea. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2698 |
Oh yeah. This one. Not too bright but it sure knew what Zardoz did with the anal probe didn’t it? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2699 |
The order was "HAIR! Lots of Hair! as in Russian wolfhound, Norwegian elkhound, etc, etc, etc." |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2700 |
Woof woof woof. Woof woof woof. Woof woof? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2701 |
He's our best friend now. |
1.0000 |
0.02985 |
34 |
34 |
0 |
0 |
2702 |
Can I make a piss tape instead? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2703 |
Either of you guys remember the ‘80s remake of ‘The Thing’ ? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2704 |
I asked him to speak but all I got was 'bark'. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2705 |
Have you heard the one about the bald groomer? |
1.0000 |
0.02532 |
40 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
2706 |
If it's a "dog," we dissect it. If it's a "god," we talk with it. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2707 |
?dog rieht dnuof ew evaH |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2708 |
I always heard humans were dogs... |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2709 |
Who's a good mrpht? Who's a good mrpht? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2710 |
They call it slin the dog —winner gets it. But what is it? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2711 |
He ate Zork. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2712 |
And then they pick up my poop and put it in a bag! It is a treasure. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2713 |
For the last time, I'm not a Scottie, I'm not even a terrier and I don't know how to beam anybody anywhere. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2714 |
Go say "Hello" to Rex out in Phoenix, his probe has been acting up. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2715 |
Quick! Grab a teleportation excretion waste bag. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2716 |
This is their leader? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2717 |
We should call him Space Bud! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2718 |
Ok. We can finally ask, "Who'se on first?". |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2719 |
That looks like a light fixture above us, but it's really a 1,000-pound weight that springs and squishes earth beings flat as what they call a pancake. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2720 |
He ain't nothin' but a hound dog. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2721 |
A Dog's Purpose 2: To Serve Man |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2722 |
Seasonal Affective Disorder? Nah, doesn't bother me much. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2723 |
His tag says Mutnik. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2724 |
"Do you happen to know an earthling named 'Scotty'"? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2725 |
The judge says I can't leave my cave for 30 days. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2726 |
Well, the people seem friendly. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2727 |
Doug... I think you pressed the wrong button. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2728 |
So this is what an earthling looks like! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2729 |
"We're not in Kansas, anymore, Spike We're not in Kansas, anymore, Missy. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2730 |
Anyone speak "dog".... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2731 |
The technique is a little archaic, but we’re clearly on the same page here. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2732 |
We also want to meet Kibbles and Mr. Bits. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2733 |
Take us to your planet’s leader. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2734 |
What's kibble? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2735 |
He thinks he will fly into the future |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2736 |
Please tell us. How did you train them to pick up your poop? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2737 |
It's man's best friend but it can't even talk. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2738 |
It looks like You beamed up a Scotty. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2739 |
It's a message from their leader. He say's "It's a dog's world." |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2740 |
That's the display of blind loyalty our leader wanted us to find for a job in his administration. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2741 |
If you let me keep him, I promise to space walk him and synthesize food for him and disintegrate all his poop. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2742 |
Don’t tell me you have to go again! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2743 |
We need grass for the Potty Transporter. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2744 |
But to eliminate all cats would violate the First Law! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2745 |
I wish I'd heeded your warning -- she IS a man-eater. She's chewed me up. I just hope she'll spit me out. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
2746 |
"We received a directive to beam up a 'Scotty.' You are a terrier from Scotland, I presume.' |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2747 |
I only abduct rescues. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2748 |
Pluto's not a planet anymore, now they're letting dogs in; what in the black hole is the universe coming to? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |