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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Mission accomplished. We will report that this planet's inhabitants are friendly and playful. 2.9989 0.00108 924 0 1 923
1 When I said abduct the dog, I meant President Trump... 2.0690 0.04789 29 0 27 2
2 What is boy? A fire down by the old Jetson's house?" 2.0625 0.06455 16 0 15 1
3 Did you remember to take him out before we left? 2.0606 0.04218 33 0 31 2
4 He agrees to a rectal probe, but only if we use our noses. 2.0435 0.03040 46 0 44 2
5 My research on tail movements suggests he has to “go,” but I haven’t been able to determine what that means... 2.0417 0.02915 48 0 46 2
6 These earthlings are more intelligent than I thought they’d be. 2.0417 0.04256 24 0 23 1
7 Tap...tap, tap. What does the code book say? 2.0417 0.04256 24 0 23 1
8 Thank goodness there's at least SOME intelligent life down there. 2.0417 0.04256 24 0 23 1
9 I just said "come" and he came. 2.0392 0.02745 51 0 49 2
10 He looks too intelligent to account for what's going on down there. 2.0377 0.02643 53 0 51 2
11 He says he has business to do on earth. 2.0370 0.03774 27 0 26 1
12 I thought you were a cat person. 2.0357 0.03637 28 0 27 1
13 I said beam up Scotty, not Spotty! 2.0328 0.02299 61 0 59 2
14 Now remember your mission: go infiltrate a human family and report back. 2.0299 0.02095 67 0 65 2
15 Did you bring your vaccination records with you? 2.0299 0.02095 67 0 65 2
16 That’s right. Dog-light years are seven times longer, too. 2.0278 0.01950 72 0 70 2
17 These earth creatures are the most lovable and loyal species we've found in the universe. 2.0256 0.02598 39 0 38 1
18 It followed me home. Can I keep him? 2.0244 0.02469 41 0 40 1
19 They seem to have more leadership qualities than the other species. 2.0233 0.01635 86 0 84 2
20 Those beings I see you leading around must be an inferior species? 2.0227 0.02299 44 0 43 1
21 So you are saying if we offer belly rubs and squeaky toys we could take over the world? 2.0215 0.01512 93 0 91 2
22 We've been monitoring Twitter so there'll be no, "Take me to your leader." 2.0213 0.02151 47 0 46 1
23 It’s their leader. 2.0172 0.01214 116 0 114 2
24 Explain how your species has enslaved the humans, and we shall provide a treat. 2.0172 0.01739 58 0 57 1
25 He says he has a wide-ranging interest in medieval and renaissance literature, but all he gets on earth is "go fetch." 2.0169 0.01709 59 0 58 1
26 The four legs, long ears, sensitive nose and temperament are all improvements over the last Earthling we examined. 2.0159 0.01600 63 0 62 1
27 What’s that, Sport? Timmy’s fallen down a black hole?! 2.0159 0.01600 63 0 62 1
28 Back to your shithole planet, dog. 2.0159 0.01600 63 0 62 1
29 It seems his name is ‘sit.’ 2.0156 0.01575 64 0 63 1
30 Bear with me, I'm Sirius I have to get to the Dog Star to bury my bone. 2.0156 0.01575 64 0 63 1
31 Then I get my dinner around 5 PM, relatively speaking. 2.0156 0.01575 64 0 63 1
32 Our research indicates that this is the highest life form on the planet. 2.0154 0.01550 65 0 64 1
33 Daddy, can we eat... I mean keep him? 2.0152 0.01067 132 0 130 2
34 Well, sure you can come live on our planet. We value kind, decent, honest life. Doesn’t everyone? 2.0137 0.00965 146 0 144 2
35 I don't know either. I just heard this guy saying "Beam me up a Scotty," and then this great whooshing sound, and now here I am. 2.0109 0.01093 92 0 91 1
36 They seem friendly enough, but I was expecting opposable thumbs. 2.0065 0.00461 306 0 304 2
37 And who is going to walk him? 2.0039 0.00393 255 0 254 1
38 I know it's demeaning Johnson but if they ask- you're the good boy. 2.0000 0.03581 40 1 38 1
39 Our initial findings were wrong. There is intelligent life on this planet. 2.0000 0.02418 59 1 57 1
40 The planet BigBones approaches, Lord Barker. 2.0000 0.02198 46 0 46 0
41 To boldly fetch where no dog has fetched before. 2.0000 0.03772 38 1 36 1
42 This one is a common species, a rap artist, if I'm not mistaken. 2.0000 0.04637 31 1 29 1
43 You thought it was just a big frisbee, didn't you boy, didn't you? 2.0000 0.01170 86 0 86 0
44 We find it to be highly intelligent. It has domesticated a two legged creature to walk with it to clean up after it, and to bring it food. 2.0000 0.02857 50 1 48 1
45 Ok! Now, we just need peanut butter. 2.0000 0.02062 49 0 49 0
46 Any news of Gérard Depardieu? 2.0000 0.01709 59 0 59 0
47 Amazing, even their pets wear jewelry! 2.0000 0.00535 265 1 263 1
48 Breeglot dooot phlom skiegor, Rex? 2.0000 0.02299 44 0 44 0
49 Bark once for 'I'm really a dog" and twice for "It's a transporter screwup. 2.0000 0.01170 86 0 86 0
50 There really is a Dog! 2.0000 0.03251 44 1 42 1
51 Wait. Let me get this straight. The humans kidnapped you from your family and then did what to your genitals? 2.0000 0.03875 37 1 35 1
52 I think he is trying to tell us something. 2.0000 0.01951 73 1 71 1
53 A perfect apparatus for human domination! 2.0000 0.03390 30 0 30 0
54 Inform Commander Laika she has a visitor. 2.0000 0.02300 62 1 60 1
55 He appears to be from the planet K-9. 2.0000 0.04082 25 0 25 0
56 Sometimes those electromagnetic fences just don't work. 2.0000 0.00583 172 0 172 0
57 Whatcha looking at? I'm just a dog. Ok, so I have a few fleas. 2.0000 0.03279 31 0 31 0
58 We've tried every language in the galaxy and we're no closer to knowing who's a good boy. 2.0000 0.01379 73 0 73 0
59 The earthlings have a very unusual method of greeting each other. 1.9966 0.00337 297 1 296 0
60 Wow, they sure solved the hair loss problem! 1.9957 0.00436 230 1 229 0
61 Go get help! 1.9930 0.00707 142 1 141 0
62 We took their best friend, of course they'll surrender. 1.9927 0.00515 274 2 272 0
63 I found him at a stripper bar. He was the only one with his tail on backwards. 1.9920 0.00567 249 2 247 0
64 Well, you did say "beam up the smartest thing at the White house". 1.9908 0.00922 109 1 108 0
65 This was only species that responded to 'STAY!' 1.9903 0.00976 103 1 102 0
66 I have deciphered the Best Friend of Human's tail message. He wants to play ball. 1.9903 0.00976 103 1 102 0
67 I stand corrected. There is intelligent life on earth after all. 1.9888 0.01130 89 1 88 0
68 If you ask me it's an antenna of some kind. 1.9881 0.01198 84 1 83 0
69 At last! Intelligent life on Earth. 1.9881 0.01198 84 1 83 0
70 Stupid computer....I said "retrieve HER." 1.9877 0.01242 81 1 80 0
71 It seems the only thing they can't figure out is "Who's a good boy?" 1.9875 0.01258 80 1 79 0
72 Contrary to what we thought, there is intelligent life down there. 1.9875 0.01258 80 1 79 0
73 It seems to command a sizeable staff of chaperones, cooks, and exercisers, plus free rent and medical care...definitely the planet's alpha. 1.9853 0.01482 68 1 67 0
74 You learned that men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and cats are from Uranus? 1.9818 0.01835 55 1 54 0
75 Apparently it is their 'best friend' 1.9818 0.01835 55 1 54 0
76 ok who's turn is it to put on all the gear and take him out.... 1.9815 0.01869 54 1 53 0
77 Earthlings are much more advanced in development than I anticipated. 1.9815 0.01869 54 1 53 0
78 Good luck, agent Smith. We are confident the humans won’t suspect a thing. 1.9815 0.01869 54 1 53 0
79 Careful, he probes with his snout. 1.9815 0.01869 54 1 53 0
80 Well, what do you know? There really is a Dog. 1.9800 0.02020 50 1 49 0
81 This one actually listens. 1.9792 0.02105 48 1 47 0
82 I mentioned a cat scan and he looked at me like i was from outer space 1.9783 0.01529 92 2 90 0
83 He wants us to try the method his species uses to identify each other. 1.9762 0.02410 42 1 41 0
84 This one appears to be broken. 1.9756 0.02469 41 1 40 0
85 Where's the pony? 1.9750 0.02532 40 1 39 0
86 Who’s the most intelligent life form on your planet? You are, yes you are! 1.9750 0.01757 80 2 78 0
87 Fly me to the moon. 1.9737 0.02667 38 1 37 0
88 Finally...an intelligent life form! 1.9737 0.01848 76 2 74 0
89 Houston, we have a problem. 1.9733 0.01873 75 2 73 0
90 Your mission is to find Pluto and bring him back. 1.9730 0.02740 37 1 36 0
91 The dog tag says return to Sputnik. 1.9692 0.02159 65 2 63 0
92 He was the smartest one we could find in The White House. 1.9688 0.02192 64 2 62 0
93 What shithole planet are you from? 1.9683 0.02227 63 2 61 0
94 It looks harmless,but they rule the Earthlings. 1.9683 0.02227 63 2 61 0
95 Pluto! 1.9677 0.02262 62 2 60 0
96 That's right. Stand at "Attention". Good aliens! 1.9677 0.02262 62 2 60 0
97 Cute! Fun! How do earthlings get anything done? 1.9600 0.02799 50 2 48 0
98 Will someone please take this earthling to the poop deck! 1.9600 0.04082 25 1 24 0
99 In outer space, nobody knows you're a dog. 1.9600 0.04082 25 1 24 0
100 And you say you know where this Dog Park is? 1.9583 0.02915 48 2 46 0
101 I still think that having him along to get us seven times faster in light years is not good science. 1.9583 0.02915 48 2 46 0
102 We await your orders, Your Eminence. 1.9574 0.02976 47 2 45 0
103 Our language experts say that wagging the tail is its way of saying "Take me to your leader." 1.9524 0.03326 42 2 40 0
104 Awwww, he wuvs us. 1.9524 0.03326 42 2 40 0
105 That’s not a Scottie. 1.9524 0.03326 42 2 40 0
106 The creature radiates love. It's safe to land. 1.9500 0.03490 40 2 38 0
107 Man’s best friend is the perfect disguise. 1.9500 0.03490 40 2 38 0
108 I love the subtlety of their language. 1.9500 0.03490 40 2 38 0
109 So far our interrogation has determined that he's fluent in two languages - woof and arf! 1.9500 0.05130 20 1 19 0
110 How would you like to visit a world that's not dog-eat-dog? 1.9459 0.03769 37 2 35 0
111 It's settled. We'll keep him. 1.9444 0.03872 36 2 34 0
112 Dammit Brork, not this kind of rover! 1.9444 0.03872 36 2 34 0
113 Fido: fetch the human. 1.9355 0.04485 31 2 29 0
114 Normally we'd ask to be taken to your leader, but we've been monitoring your media broadcasts, and I think we'll just stay with you. 1.9310 0.04789 29 2 27 0
115 This one appears to already have a probe. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
116 This planet has obviously gone to the dogs ! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
117 Maybe he'll become an alien's best friend? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
118 In space, no one can hear you bark. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
119 What’s that girl? Timmy has fallen is the Hydrotron 2700 again? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
120 Remarkably intelligent for an earth creature! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
121 Are we sure he's from Norway? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
122 Siri thought you barked “beam me up Scotty.” 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
123 Go and deposit our message on their lawns. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
124 Of course I buried the evidence. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
125 It seems to be some type of super-intelligent mammal. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
126 Scotty, when we beamed him down he was a chihuahua! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
127 Do you really have a gentle Leader? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
128 So inform us about this 'unconditional love' thing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
129 Ziem Natcha "Woof"? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
130 I sense its power and I want to clean up its excrement. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
131 Okay okay - please tell me his partner will be there when we arrive. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
132 So please tell us; why do they like cats? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
133 I warned against probing too far into our future but would you listen to me? Noooo! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
134 No you ought to talk to Fido over on 52nd. He's Way smarter than the one my humans are calling, "Mr. President." 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
135 So this is what earthlings look like ! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
136 Do you guys have a wee wee pad? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
137 Don't you just hate it when you can't speak the language? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
138 You are so lucky my tail is wagging. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
139 "Howard, I think the dog wants to go out." Dear New Yorker folk. The above caption is stolen from an Arnie Levin cartoon that you ran years ago. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
140 What puzzles me is the constant back and forth motion of the buttocks sensor. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
141 His tag says Pavlov's Lab. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
142 Finally, a sign of intelligent life from that sad planet. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
143 And when you get down there, remember, you're the superior species. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
144 Bring us to your owner. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
145 We believe this is their leader. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
146 Can I keep him? I swear to the whole universe he'll be my responsibility. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
147 Ok, Take us to your Woof. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
148 I just eat the food. I don't ask any questions. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
149 And to think, we almost abandoned any hope of finding intelligent life. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
150 First we get him a reality show, then we will have our Manchurian candidate run for the office of the President of the United States of America 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
151 Oh! I thought you said, "Beam him up, Spotty." 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
152 He's mentally telling me he wants to stick his head out the window. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
153 Can we keep it? Do you think it is UFO trained? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
154 Gad Zukes Mogogoob! finally a earthling that speaks our language! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
155 Now beam up the fire hydrant. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
156 If you want to know how to enslave the human race, you really should be talking to the cat. 1.0000 0.00030 3359 3359 0 0
157 He must command, the movement of his rear appendage compels, food, medication, housing, obsequious rituals and dropping pick-up and removal. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
158 Remember, they like it when you sniff their pants. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
159 Speak. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
160 Whose turn is it to take him for space walkies? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
161 I said “Beam me up Scotty!” not “Beam me up a Scottie!” 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
162 Man's best friend? No. My best friend! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
163 I think we can conclude the Earthling leaders aren't the ones in front. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
164 ‘Pluto needs you!” 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
165 You guys flip a coin - I took him out for his walk yesterday. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
166 Clearly more evolved than we had believed! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
167 I know, I know but I promise I'll take him on spacewalks. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
168 Well, who did who did you think would beam up from the Dog Star? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
169 It sure seems friendly! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
170 I think Scotty's transporter went a bit wrong 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
171 I thought you said he was Best In Show? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
172 Who's rough? Babe Ruth? What about the roof? His language appears to be quite advanced 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
173 How will I find a bitch in the new place? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
174 We’ll call him Scotty 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
175 Forgetaboutit, I'm already a clone ! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
176 So your those high pitched sounds I've been hearing.... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
177 I think that means he wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
178 Klaatu Barada Nik-Knack Paddywhack 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
179 how did my mother-inn-law get here? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
180 Yes, but do we really need a "best friend"? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
181 Alexa, Gold retrieval. Gold retrieval! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
182 His adoption fees were how much? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
183 This is our most advanced technology, it is paperless. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
184 Told you I smelled ‘up dog’ in here. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
185 Does anyone know the secret handshake? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
186 Greetings, Earth pet. Bark twice if you are house broken. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
187 The "Good boy" species is worshiped by the humans. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
188 Fine, we can keep him. But I am not going to be the one walking him every day. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
189 We got the four-legged ancestors too. Speak of yourself! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
190 Entropy takes care of cleanups. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
191 The canines have trained humans to obey their every wish. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
192 If this their top dog we have nothing to worry about. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
193 We rescued him from the Earthlings. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
194 You don't think he's from one of those shithole countries do you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
195 So, are you ready for your undercover mission on earth? If yes, please wag your tail. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
196 He's been like that since we got back from the walk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
197 Astro? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
198 Do we still have to pick up after him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
199 It looked different on eBay. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
200 . . w???????????´???´??o?_?????_??????o?¸??????^~???¯¨?f????????~???¨`???w?¸????????¨´`?¯~¨´???ó?????????¯¨´???o????????????^??????f???????????????????? . . 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
201 Take us to Astro, the Jetson's dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
202 Really? Best friend? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
203 In my experience, they spend most of their time going on walks and playing fetch. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
204 We also need love, Earth people are selfish 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
205 Don't we usually beam up a scottie? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
206 It's working backwards. I asked for GOD. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
207 Our new propulsion system is working! Now, everyone keep telling him he's a good boy, and we'll be home in no time. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
208 You see? The end wags when I call it "master." I think we've found one of their leaders. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
209 He seems to respond to one word, "food". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
210 You're right; he's very cute. Let's eat him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
211 Highly developed senses, loyal, loving, non-judgmental...it's the most advanced life form we found on the planet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
212 The earthling was OK with shaking hands but seems agitated to a cavity probe. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
213 I hope he's housebroken.... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
214 Wow! These humans get uglier every time we come here. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
215 I'm going to call him Mars Rover. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
216 He just followed me home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
217 He says his name is 'Rex' and he doesn't know anyone called Canis Major. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
218 But we just beamed you out five minutes ago! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
219 Definitely an advanced species with that all purpose signaler. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
220 He just says woof, woof when I ask him to speak. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
221 You seem to have a way with these Earthlings, Whosagoodboy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
222 TAKE ME TO YOUR LITTER. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
223 I said 'Beam up the Scotty!' 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
224 Make sure the subject refers to you a "rescue", so you know that you've landed with someone that will be sympathetic to our impending arrival. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
225 Oh Please! Don't give us that "he followed me home" routine again. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
226 We hear you have them well-trained. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
227 this is what comes when you beam down a stick ? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
228 Take me to your leader of the pack. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
229 We're about to find out what going through a wormhole does to actual worms. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
230 He seems unassuming but, judging from the doting homage that he receives from the earthlings, he must be their king. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
231 According to our brain scans, his kind is "a good boi" and they want to love us very much. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
232 It wants us to throw a ball,feed it,rub it's belly, or take it back. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
233 The analysis has come in. We can confirm that you are, in fact, a very good boy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
234 ...I am the Leader 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
235 I repeat, take me to your fire hydrant. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
236 How on Earth did you get them to pick that up? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
237 You mean they actually follow you around and pick it up!? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
238 We're millions of miles from home, we could use a best friend! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
239 Meet my new best friend. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
240 I am very sirius; he'd be better off on the dog star. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
241 Who let the dog in...?! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
242 I told you two to 'get SERIOUS' you idiots! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
243 I think he has spaceworms. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
244 Come on Rover go find Mars. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
245 Beam Scotty up, Scotty! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
246 If he bites we'll give him plenty of space. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
247 Now the earthlings will never suspect that it is us doing the anal probes. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
248 ... and then I do this when they say the word 'Sit! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
249 What'd ya say boy? Prezak fell in a black hole? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
250 Guys he's cute, but I don't think this is Brad Pitt. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
251 Captain, Captain: is that you? What happened? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
252 His superior intelligence is obvious—he wants to stick his head out the window. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
253 Lead me to your taker 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
254 Have you domesticated them yet? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
255 Dog is my co-pilot. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
256 I guess it depends on how really bad he needs to go. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
257 This is the only good thing you could find on the planet? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
258 So, what do we get in exchange for vaporizing all the cats? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
259 I don't know what breed. We abducted him from an animal rescue. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
260 Our evaluations indicate that the four legged specimen is more morally advanced and more intelligent than two legged specimen. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
261 The way I think about it is, HE abducted ME. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
262 Beam me down. Not a Scotty. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
263 The Russians want their dog back. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
264 I think we found their secret Lab. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
265 Let me guess. Pluto? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
266 Don't look at me "Wondering what am I" the Questions is ? what are you Funny men looking at?" run to a mirror" and figure it out ? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
267 Yes, outer space is exciting. But tell us, is it true that dogs rule on Planet Earth? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
268 Clearly, it's been with us before. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
269 I don"t think this is the right Scottie. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
270 Based on the audio transmissions from the planet, I expected something less intelligent. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
271 Very interesting! And you say they have hands like ours? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
272 He wants to go out. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
273 This is the creature they call 'man's best friend'. Initially we thought it to be smarter than that! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
274 Remember to fetch your leader, not the stick. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
275 Supposedly he's the best friend. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
276 I think he likes me! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
277 I know you’re not a “Scottie”, but ‘Beam me up, Labrador’ doesn’t have the same effect. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
278 He says that, in fact, the world belongs to him. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
279 You guys wanna bone or somethin'? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
280 They are served by intelligent beings. Perhaps they are considered household deities. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
281 You're making it really hard for us to be taken seriously 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
282 Did you remember the peanut butter? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
283 When I went on the Martian dating service, I guess best friend shouldn’t have been my #1 choice. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
284 He may not be a genius, but he's stable. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
285 His name is Rex! He is their leader! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
286 I forget, do we accept pets? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
287 So this is what human beings look like? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
288 Welcome, and how'd you know my name was Ralph? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
289 Welcome aboard, Captain Good Boy. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
290 Finally a friendly alien! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
291 I think he'd like to be our best friend. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
292 Are you the fosters or my forever family? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
293 It trained the human to pick up the poop. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
294 Yes, we know the doggy door is closed. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
295 Prepare to administer the table scraps. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
296 Are you sure you asked for prove of love and happiness on earth ? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
297 'WOOF' is just my acronym for Wolf Originated Obligatory Fetcher. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
298 Ever hear of the Trojan Horse? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
299 Uhhh...take me to your master? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
300 After much searching, they agreed, intelligent life was finally found. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
301 It worked. He no longer has any fleas. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
302 We wish to use you to sniff out shithole countries. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
303 At last, we've captured their leader! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
304 Is its bark worse than its gloob? 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
305 Dinner's ready! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
306 Wow, these Americans are brighter than their leader had led us to believe! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
307 He seems to want to go out again. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
308 I knew there was intelligent life on earth. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
309 Was that tall biped you were walking your pet? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
310 See this is what happens when you don't enunciate - "beam me aboard" becomes "beam me a dog." 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
311 I told you to go abduct a human, not go fetch a hound! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
312 But I asked you guys to beam me up Spotty. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
313 I'm telling you, make this puppy an Instagram page and the resistance will be powerless to stop us. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
314 We think you'll love your new backyard. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
315 Zartrax the Untoward will be pleased, it's so cuuuuute! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
316 Like Charles de Gaulle, the better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
317 Oh. I thought you said, "Beam me up 'a' Scottie." 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
318 I thought we agreed to a gold fish. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
319 It was their best example of intelligent life. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
320 I feel bad about destroying Earth, but it warms my heart to give this sweet boy a new Forever Home. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
321 My mother never let me a dog... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
322 And you’ll have to promise to feed him and take him out for a walk twice a day. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
323 Their Leader was busy playing golf, so they sent someone with equivalent intelligence 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
324 Sit, beam down, good boy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
325 Can’t hear speech that wags. Please thump. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
326 It’s clearly the planet’s dominant species. You wouldn’t believe how they’ve domesticated the monkeys! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
327 And this life form was leading one of our outdated micro-cerebral clones around... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
328 Want to co-pilot? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
329 " I smell shit". 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
330 It keeps responding to the word “Democrat.” 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
331 Good cushion! Can someone let me out to "go"? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
332 Bob, set the transporter to 'neuter', heh heh, where gonads have gone before. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
333 We did ask for the friendliest living creature on Earth. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
334 Don't sweat it. He has to look better than us on the other side ! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
335 Why does everyone want to take my temperature?!? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
336 Go for a walk? This will be harder than playing fetch. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
337 She looks like a saturndoodle to me. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
338 Now let's beam up the Scottie. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
339 Can we take him home? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
340 Looks like the American space dog was "hacked" again. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
341 Since it found us, I guess we can keep it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
342 And the best part is: he probes himself. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
343 Ooohh, can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeaase? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
344 ...and not only that, he pledges allegiance to Emperor Bark!!! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
345 If this is man's best friend, humans are pretty dumb 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
346 I hope we have a supply of doggie bags. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
347 Please tell me again what this is, as I couldn't find any K-9 life forms from earth listed in our data base. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
348 Excuse me, I'm pretty sure I said beam me up a hot dog 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
349 You best move on to another planet. If you stay here it'll be a real dog's life. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
350 We want to be a rock group called Three Dog Night. You're the dog 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
351 Good sit, now lie down. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
352 This is the circle of inclusion. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
353 Appears to be having activity in it's happy antenna region..... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
354 Who's turn is it to spacewalk him? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
355 Only small pets are allowed in-flight, but we’ll make an exception since we annihilated your planet. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
356 For some reason, he responds to their President's speeches. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
357 You guys got food? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
358 Help us understand the phrase "bite me"! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
359 They even pick up our poop! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
360 We took him out last time. It's your turn. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
361 It's their latest Mars Rover. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
362 Okay Bud, do your business and then we'll beam you back up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
363 At least he's happy to see us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
364 I said, "Beam me up a Scotty. This is a retriever!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
365 This one is the smartest Earthling, yet! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
366 So those are humanity's weaknesses. Bark and Roofs. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
367 My name is HAL, not Fido, and you will do as I say. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
368 It's your turn to take him out Geoffrey. Just make sure you keep a firm hand on the leash this time. Poor Skippy still hasn't come home after he went chasing that asteroid. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
369 But his name tag read, ‘Homo Sapiens.’ 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
370 Next stop, the Dog Star 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
371 He doesn't seem to be fooled when we hide the ball instead of throwing it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
372 You're a celebrity who loves to make clothes.We'll call it `Why sew Sirius?' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
373 This must be what humanoids call a ‘god’. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
374 You have been identified as the highest form of intelligence on earth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
375 We believe he is trying to tell us he is “like, really smart” and a “very stable genius.” 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
376 I told you kids that you would have to walk her -- and the puppies she will soon have. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
377 Purina Alpo? Beneful Originals or Incredibites? Beneful Grain Free or Healthy Weight? Or Beef and Chicken Rachel Ray leftovers? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
378 He’ll be here in a nanosecond, he went back the poo bag. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
379 Amazing species that has trained superior intellects to even clean up its faeces. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
380 Why does it want to press its body repeatedly against my leg? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
381 Thought you might need a friend.. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
382 OK - so how do we get it to play dead? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
383 Looks smarter than the dingbats we brought up before. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
384 I still say we could have developed a better idea to gather wood samples from Earth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
385 Lock the doggie door. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
386 Your mission is complete - what have you learned? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
387 According to the Universal Translator, "Woof" means "Woof". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
388 It appears that we won't need the laser walkers on this planet, just a handful of bacon treats. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
389 No anal probe for this one-- just a sniff. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
390 Apparently, his mission is to sniff where no dog has ever sniffed before. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
391 So what's the big deal? I peed on your lawn. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
392 We bark your language. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
393 How did you train them to be so obedient? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
394 What luck! It's the Master's voice. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
395 I said beam me up SCOTTY 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
396 Let's ship him to the collector. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
397 What? You lost your best friend to climate change? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
398 If he goes, we won't have to pick up poop anymore. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
399 We can put him with the chimps! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
400 Wanna go for a space walk? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
401 Per human observation, you must step in the dog's shit for good luck. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
402 It seems to be more intelligent than those two-legged creatures he was living with. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
403 We'll introduce this species and see if they stop fighting. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
404 ....... And after all that, we end up with only his best friend? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
405 At last- intelligent life. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
406 In outer space, nobody knows what a dog is. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
407 Leg ride? Sounds fun! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
408 Guys, if you put protein in the front end, we get bacteria out of the back end that makes great saucer fuel. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
409 Look, the alien is moving its poorly installed antenna, searching for the signal! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
410 Remember, when you get to Earth your name will be Donald Trump 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
411 We are looking for a friend are you interested? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
412 Day of the dog, month of the dog, or year of the dog? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
413 DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I HAVE TO GO #1 AND #2 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
414 Man's best friend, my hat--he loves us aliens too! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
415 You three are funny looking and don't have tails. Better to let me descend first. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
416 Get ready for the farthest game of fetch in the galaxy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
417 Take me to your treater. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
418 Well, I say he looks like a Xernanian's best friend! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
419 So this is the smartest thing down there? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
420 The most competent white house staff in 2018. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
421 This is the most intelligent life form we found in the place that governs the country. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
422 Agent X213, what have they done to your nether region? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
423 Strange as it is, many human families have one physically abnormal member who looks like this one. Must be some generic translocation during gestation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
424 Their leaders said they would send the most stable genius. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
425 He will teach us how Man will clean up our messes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
426 We understand you are a Leader, Dog. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
427 Is it space ship trained... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
428 The most advance life form who lives amoung them...Good Boy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
429 What? Up dawg! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
430 Beam up Scottie- not a Scottie the terrier! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
431 I dias, "Ekat em ot ruoy dog!" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
432 Good...boy...? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
433 He’s loyal and likable...but it doesn’t explain why the humans collect his droppings. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
434 Wow, he is so much smarter than the last ones. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
435 You asked to see me? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
436 If it’s a new best friend your after, no can do. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
437 You can be the first dog whistle-blower. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
438 Yes, I lead them around. But I'm not the leader. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
439 Why do we even bother with the Rover? We just get back sticks. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
440 Now it's guaranteed, no one will have a better pet than my little Billy. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
441 We asked to beam up the most intelligent life on earth - and it's cute too! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
442 Star Paws, you like that buddy? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
443 Wait, I've got a million of 'em 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
444 I thought humans would look more like us. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
445 Please do not litter. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
446 The last Jedi, for real this time. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
447 I suppose a 'Mars Rover' pun would fit right in about now. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
448 Intense tail movement implies happiness. Or maybe the need to urinate. Testing results have been inconclusive. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
449 OK, Fido, one bark if they are friendly and two if they are not. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
450 What's that, girl? Lord Xlron is stuck in a supermassive black hole? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
451 What? You guys don't like my disguise? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
452 Lead me to your taker 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
453 Let's send this down to Earth and give them a scare. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
454 It ate our GPS bot. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
455 Anyone speak Russian? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
456 Hablar. Dese la Vuelta. Tacon. Permanecer. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
457 You didn't really think through the need for walkies did you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
458 Our children moved to an alternative Universe that does not allow dogs, so we got the puppy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
459 It’s your turn. I walked him yesterday. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
460 I say we call this planet “Halitosis”. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
461 It looks like we have Sirius. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
462 Rust ro reasy ron re ranal robes. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
463 One question: why is your manure valuable? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
464 I see that they've domesticated wolves since our last visit. They used to bite, now they lick. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
465 2 Thumbs Up in this whacky comedic adventure packed full of fun for the whole family! You'll laugh your tails off at the silly shenanigans that ensue when these aliens adopt a dog in the award winning comedy Planet K-9. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
466 Careful! He charms and enslaves two-legged beings. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
467 Whose turn is it, to take him out, to do his business? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
468 Earthling, you are our Master. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
469 It's better to beam-up than to buy. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
470 What am I? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
471 I thought St. Bernards showed up with whiskey barrels. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
472 So which one of you is going to take me for a walk? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
473 Well, we like to think of it as that farm upstate you've heard so much about. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
474 We must understand the importance of their poo. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
475 Obviously it's the planet's most advanced and intelligent species. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
476 You want to sniff my Haiti? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
477 That planet makes rovers that are low-tech but awfully cute! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
478 Didn't you just go out 20,000 light years ago? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
479 Well, sure it may not sound like a lot in dog years. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
480 No! No! Beam us down, Scotty! Down! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
481 I'll stay for 3 walks per day, 3 meals, unlimited snacks and massages. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
482 The universe needs more like you. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
483 They worship this one by saying, ‘Good alien. Good alien.’ 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
484 I guess now we have to go back for a plastic bag 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
485 The reason I brought your here... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
486 We're only accepting purebreds. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
487 You are emBARKING on your most important mission: gathering intelligence on earth. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
488 But how will we walk him? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
489 Do you have an anything grain-free? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
490 No-air Bud 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
491 And who is going to walk him? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
492 Hydrant? We assure you we have far superior fire suppression methods. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
493 Did you bring the treats? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
494 Well ... some of them are nice. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
495 Guess we'll have to leave E.T. behind. There's no entrance for him. Doggonit. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
496 This is his best friend. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
497 He really needs to be let out to pee. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
498 The planet is destroyed. We kept one Earth creature. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
499 This should give "fetch a whole new meaning... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
500 I walked him last, Dad. I swear I did. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
501 What do you think this alien is talking about? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
502 Look, we've come a long way. Are you sure you don't know how to play bridge? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
503 That's no Scottie? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
504 Lassie, take me to your Timmy!!! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
505 I mean, look at that - is that cute or what? He knows you're here to take him to his new home and he's gotten all clingy. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
506 If dog is the co-pilot, where is the pilot? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
507 We don't have the leader but we have his best friend 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
508 He seems friendlier than our capture of radio signals suggested they are. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
509 He must represent an advanced civilization; he is attempting to communicate through the appendage behind him and his soulful gaze. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
510 He might appear to be very young but in our years he'd be 2,046. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
511 Take me to your gentle leader. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
512 You must be the leader since those other creatures walk behind you and pick up your crap. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
513 It lacks a human element. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
514 Well, they ARE more advanced in necklace technology. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
515 We are the crew of the USS Frisbee. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
516 He just got here and is already harassing me for a space-walk. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
517 Out of this world best friend 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
518 is it you, are you the good boy? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
519 This one says HE'S the master. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
520 Gee, These aliens are rather cute. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
521 He answers to 'Scooter,' 'Mr. McScoots', 'Magoo', 'The Yellow One' or 'Beans'. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
522 Are you sure he is their Leader? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
523 Let's name him Dogstar. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
524 You wanted a rescue, now you have to walk him. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
525 Alright hotshot. You try burying a bone in zero gravity. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
526 They are more evolved then we imagined. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
527 We notice that on your planet our kind follow your species around and pick up their poop. Is that negotiable? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
528 When we beam you back, ask your leader to send us three green-cards. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
529 Convince the people of Earth we are their friends, Ambassador Rex. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
530 I was expecting a bunny. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
531 Luni was a biped before he was sucked in by that contraption 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
532 PETA, yes we have heard of them. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
533 We'll name him Red Rover. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
534 So the barking is just a ruse to get out of having to work for a living? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
535 Yes, captain. We'll set a course for 25 more times around the living room. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
536 Maybe all the cat videos weren’t misdirection after all. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
537 Come on, guys--you know the poop has to be beamed up, too. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
538 I understand one of its primary functions is to fetch something called a 'newspaper'. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
539 Quibble all you want with my methods, I'm still calling it a rescue. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
540 Do you think he's sending us a message with his tail wagging? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
541 Well, this isn't gonna fit on the probe. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
542 If that's Pluto lets see what Uranus looks like. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
543 Who’s a good quadruped? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
544 You're positive this is the alpha predator? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
545 We caught it, but now we don't know what to do with it. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
546 Wait. Was it you that phoned home? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
547 OK, their plan to win us over just may work. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
548 Finally! We got the one that leads the two-legged kind around! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
549 He won't get off the escape hatch. He thinks it's a giant frisbee 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
550 But why do they pick up your excrement in plastic bags? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
551 Who's a good alien....you are..... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
552 Who’s a good,very stable genius,boy? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
553 She just won the 2020 presidency. Can't wait to question her on intelligence on earth. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
554 Who’s turn is it to take the dog for a space walk? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
555 Oops ... looks like we beamed-up Scotty. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
556 Does anyone speak Russian? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
557 You are welcome to stay, but you will never have it better than on planet Earth. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
558 It translates as 'Fire Hydrant! Now!' 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
559 I don't think it understands the gravity of the situation. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
560 He warns of something called Harvey Weinstien 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
561 I set the search term to ‘astrolabe’ 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
562 So on this planet more legs does mean greater intelligence. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
563 Space, the Fido Frontier. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
564 Take me to your bone. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
565 But we don't have any bones. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
566 Yes, but is a man worthy of a best friend like you. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
567 Rover reports for duty 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
568 He speaks one tough earth person language. We still have not cracked it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
569 We're very impressed with your enslavement of these creatures who house and feed you and pick up your waste products. We call that the trifecta. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
570 I felt sorry for him. I asked him about life on Earth and all he kept saying was, "Rough, rough, rough!" 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
571 He doesn't look like a Rex... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
572 When commodore zyteck asked for the lab, i’m beginning to wonder if he meant laboratory. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
573 Just to be clear, I'm in charge now. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
574 Only your kind understood our planet-wide command to chase this shiny spinning disc. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
575 Can we keep him, Captain? Please? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
576 Wow, Earth cats are weird. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
577 Some people call me the space cowboy..... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
578 YU cheatfg yug quuc ieal galm geh gupo Hyujeh hel fyuc quurp. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
579 It’s always happy, so it can’t be human. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
580 He's good at catching flying discs. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
581 Who's a good adolescent Snorlaxian? You are! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
582 I guess this is us in an earlier stage of development. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
583 Adorable, yes, but who's going to wake up early every morning to take Fido out for a spacewalk? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
584 He must really want his ball. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
585 I'm glad we got him from a shelter and not one of those breeders! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
586 Sara McLachlan is very persuasive. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
587 " Can we keep him, please?. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
588 Take me to your feeder! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
589 We selected him as a specimen, as he is said to have the same I.Q. as the president of one of earths richest countries. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
590 He says you have the wrong guy, he's the beta 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
591 I really thought the dogs where in charge. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
592 It’s YOUR turn to take him out ... and shut the hatch ... we don’t need that stuff floating back inside!!! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
593 We've identified his language as Labradorean Woofish 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
594 As an emotional support animal, he is transported for free. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
595 You guys have got nothing on me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
596 Thank you for teaching us 'fetch.' Please explain 'walkies.' 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
597 No, no food or water until you reveal why you were chasing us. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
598 How fetching! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
599 Is it true you can read in the dark? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
600 What intelligent eyes! I bet it knows exactly what we're thinking. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
601 HE SAYS ........"TIMMY FELL IN THE WELL"..... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
602 We’ll call him Kirk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
603 Always begging for a treaty. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
604 Next time he goes out to do his business have the solar wind to his back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
605 We sent them the answer to "What does it all mean?" and they sent us this? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
606 He's our Emotional Supportnaut. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
607 You're from the Dog Star? Are you Sirius? (and alternatively) You're from the Dog Star? Siriusly? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
608 I'm very suspicious of the wagging tail. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
609 Who's going to feed him and walk him and brush him? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
610 I wonder if he's spaceship trained ? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
611 Don't know what they're called but he looks dog tired, is dog eared, and has a dogged determination. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
612 #1 or #2? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
613 I just let him out to pee five light years ago. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
614 I'm willing to go with you if your language isn't "blah, blah, blah". 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
615 Good sit. Now give us your best and loudest bark. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
616 Their worship includes picking up his poop, so he must be their leader. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
617 Don't let him out just yet. I would like to keep him under observation. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
618 Woof. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
619 I think we better follow him. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
620 Oops ... looks like we beamed-up Scotty. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
621 It’s about time! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
622 We've done it! We've found intelligent life on Earth! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
623 After monitoring two orbit cycles of communications media, we believe these to be the most intelligent beings on the planet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
624 You are a good pinnacle species 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
625 First observation....they don't have a tail like we do. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
626 There's been a terrible mistake. We asked them to beam up DOCTOR Barker. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
627 Whoa, so this is a human! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
628 Take us to your tweeter. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
629 This Twitter thing, is it like your species leaving messages on grass and trees? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
630 It must be their leader... they carry its poop in a bag. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
631 We still haven’t deciphered the meaning of those brown scrolls he keeps dropping. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
632 This human has floppy ears. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
633 It's a virtual crate. And he feels secure in there. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
634 No, it's a different kind of vacuum. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
635 Nobody here speaks English. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
636 And you were negative for worms. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
637 This one looks more promising. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
638 The other one just kept throwing the little planet away, but this one saved it every time! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
639 #SaturnIsForTheGoodBoys 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
640 We understand you are the highest life form on Earth. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
641 Be careful of his lightsaber. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
642 There’s an extra treat in it if you bring Spock back alive. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
643 I told him to "sit," but you know I have trouble with the "s" sound. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
644 So far, we have determined that this incredible creature has at least 250 ways of expressing happiness using various wags of it's tail. It's the most intelligent Earthling we've discovered by a long-shot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
645 I told you it would be a mistake to ask an earthling for pointers. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
646 I'm now realizing that wasn't snarflog I found in the corner. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
647 ...See? Just set it to Reverse! No more plastic bags! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
648 We need you to go out there and fetch a very big spaceship. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
649 I wonder where its nuts are?" "Frank this isn't a squirrel." "That's not what I meant. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
650 Who wants to take Rover out for his walk? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
651 He's definitely brighter than those other beings on Earth. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
652 He says he is the leader. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
653 This species shows a propensity to roll over. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
654 See if it has to go outside. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
655 They always look happy before we bring out the probe. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
656 Since we read right to left we have proved the extitence of god 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
657 The term mission creep comes to mind. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
658 Oh, speak stable genus! Don't just #wag your tail. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
659 He wandered a long way from home. We must take him back to Labrador. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
660 On planet Dyslexia, she's a god. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
661 Hey, Buddy! Wanna go for a teleport? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
662 Trust me, they'll treat them like their own children. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
663 He’s an alien who is subservient to his masters. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
664 Sorry about the bark collar, you were driving us nuts. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
665 Well, I heard that his poop will burn and look like shooting stars! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
666 This one seems nice. Let's skip the anal probe. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
667 Let's name him Scotty. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
668 - Are you sure it's not him? - Don't think so, they told us Donald Trump is a pig 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
669 He wants to know if we can roll down a window. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
670 I asked but Area 51's closed. Something about too many aliens from shithole countries landing there. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
671 Don't give me some shaggy dog story about your mission exploring Earth. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
672 Except for the tail, it looks like your Uncle Harry. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
673 Finally, our own rover! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
674 Seemingly "Arf" is a placeholder word whose exact meaning is dependent on context and inflection. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
675 The earthlings are primitive. They don't even seem to have a language. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
676 Far more likable than I thought they would be. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
677 He seems to think it's a Frisbee. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
678 you look perfect; we will send you to a place called earth, which you will colonize and become everyone's best friend. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
679 He knows 'shake,' 'heel,' and 'sit.' We're still working on 'take me to your leader.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
680 The movement of his hind linear proboscis indicates that Earl is the one who offered the treat. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
681 You really did go see a man about a dog. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
682 What happens on that platform stays on that platform. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
683 It seems like he's used to getting things shoved up his rectum. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
684 It’s not a scotty! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
685 This isn't what I meant by "Bring me loyal subjects." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
686 You better bring him out before he has another accident on the ceiling. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
687 Does it Talk? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
688 Oops...we must return; the plan was an extraTERRIERestrial alien encounter 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
689 Who's a good sentient life form? Yes you are. Oh yes you are. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
690 The two-legged being it was with must be its pet. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
691 they call it a cow and they drink liquid form its utters called milk and yes I'm sure this time. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
692 Of the two we saw this is the superior species. The other one was picking its excrement. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
693 He's saying we probably won't like his best friend. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
694 Being governed by dogs has many advantages - unconditional love, acceptance of all, ability to listen. Enjoy it! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
695 You can keep the earthling if you feed and clean up after him. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
696 And what can you tell us of the smaller "frisbees" you have encountered? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
697 Careful, Jim, his people have those humans trained.. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
698 I think these Earthlings show some potential. Notice how friendly it seems. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
699 I present to you a very good boy 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
700 Those earthlings certainly have bad breath! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
701 We would like to oblige, but on our planet, giving a belly rub is a declaration of war. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
702 Rover,did you beam down your bone! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
703 Get him off the set, Charlie, and call back the Klingon. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
704 So do you guys speak English? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
705 Our research indicates that tail wagging precedes attempts to manipulate. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
706 It appears we've captured a Rover. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
707 See what happens if you pull on the antenna. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
708 I like this one much better than the 2-legged Earthling we beamed up last time better. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
709 It’s the only faithful thing on the planet 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
710 Somebody said you were looking for Rover... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
711 The abdogtion of ambassador retriever, Good Boy. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
712 Okay, forget about taking me to your leader--can you do the rolling over thing again? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
713 We beamed him up with his human and returned the human. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
714 He’s tapping a message: ‘I could be your best friend’. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
715 It’s friendly and will obey your every command. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
716 Yes, I know we were sent to spy on them. But they have become our best friend. And they love the fetch game. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
717 Great costumes. They'll never suspect that dogs are the superior beings. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
718 Am I right that this is much different than their Mars rover? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
719 It is not a man but it is man's best friend 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
720 We've captured their highest life form. Two-legged lesser beings follow him with plastic bags. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
721 I still say it would be more cost-effective to train him to a litterbox... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
722 It's tag says 'Rover.', it's not just a dog. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
723 He was detained for attacking our allies, the frisbees. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
724 Do you think he's been microchipped? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
725 well, is fast food and a sedentary lifestyle still the best way to take over? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
726 Must be a friend of Pluto. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
727 This polling sample is uncommonly upbeat. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
728 I thought Invisible Fence had boundaries. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
729 The wag means that it is about to give us fake news. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
730 And the good boy is you every time? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
731 Take us to your leader! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
732 Your name tag says 'Leader'. So. . .can you speak or are you just gong to sit there? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
733 Our long journey is over for we have found the answer to the question that haunts the universe--who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
734 So why did the Fleas invent the Flea-Collar? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
735 Beam yourself up, Scotty. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
736 ‘Huh— I wonder if I should tell the captain about Giant George’s walker/sitter not showing up this morning?’ Anything like that occur to you, Anderson? Like—before takeoff, maybe? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
737 Amazing...They can communicate without talking! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
738 I think she wants to sniff our buts 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
739 "beam me up Scotty" They took us literally! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
740 What do you mean, go for a walk? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
741 Now that you've been rescued, it's time for your vaccinations. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
742 You flew all this way just to get a pet for your kid? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
743 He says he won’t take us to his leader without a treat first. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
744 Sorry Snorzaxxx , I found a new best friend . 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
745 "Woof, woof" means "Let's have sex" if our language....Oh, the same for yours! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
746 Yeht evah ynam s'DOG 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
747 Great, now if we want to keep the place clean we’re going to have to abduct a fire hydrant. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
748 He must be the leader. The other one walks behind and cleans up its poop. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
749 Earthling, we do not know what you mean by a “fire hydrant”! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
750 It appears the Earth Rover is a good, good boy. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
751 No, no, I said Labradoodle! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
752 He wants to stay here. He refuses to take us to his leader. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
753 Bleep blork bloop bleek! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
754 Are you sure it’s wxuvrz*? *edible 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
755 'I guess it's a scottie.' 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
756 I need to go out for a space walk! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
757 Well we did search for someone smarter than the president of the United States so we can’t complain. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
758 we trained them to walk behind us and bag our poops. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
759 So even if we become their best friend, we still might have to run and get their slippers? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
760 We thought you could help direct us to the dog star 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
761 Not the Mars Rover I had in mind 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
762 He looks friendly. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
763 Tell him, no way. We are the ones who say 'Take me to your leader.' 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
764 Hopefully, this one is smarter then the two legged variety that visited last week. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
765 He saw our saucer, and that was it." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
766 This explains everything. Stephen Miller is from another alternate universe. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
767 We want to tell you a bit about our button 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
768 It is an honour to meet “mans best friend”. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
769 He thinks this is the Rainbow Bridge 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
770 He wanted to come for a ride. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
771 Our copy of "To Serve Man" is missing and I think he ate it. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
772 Agent Fido already has them thinking he's their best friend. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
773 I have a feeling somebody's waking up saying 'Doggone!' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
774 Well obviously he's their leader, they pick up his poo. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
775 When we told him to take us to your leader, he just took us to some guy with a bone in his hand. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
776 We didn't see any drool in the holo-view. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
777 Doggone it! What is that creature? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
778 Wait, he may be trying to tell us something. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
779 Tell us how your people enslaved the forked creatures. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
780 I wonder if these people have pets??? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
781 Can we keep it? Can we? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
782 my studies show there ecwipt with small bombs to plant around its habitat. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
783 We said, "beam up Snoop Dog" ...I think we were expecting something different. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
784 There is no out out there! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
785 This species seems to hold more promise than the bipeds. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
786 Welcome back, Agent 57! Or should I say “@realdonaldtrump?” 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
787 Don't feed it! We will never beam it back. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
788 Your mission on Earth was a success. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
789 I told you not to beam up any more specimens. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
790 Dave continues his intergalactic search for cheap therapy. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
791 He's cute but I ordered a Labradoodle. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
792 Well, we did tell the computer to fetch us a specimen. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
793 No, sorry, I’m not a doodle. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
794 Well, we know his owner from the collar, but from which dimension. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
795 Our intelligence people said that here, everyone speaks English. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
796 I beamed up the head of the household. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
797 Excellent, Garlok. You have mastered all the tests with the final quiz.....the tail wag. Your mission is to make a trail of cheeseburgers to the pick-up spot so we can capture the President Unit. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
798 I'm sorry, guys, but he seemed really smart and talkative on his Facebook page. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
799 It sounded like Park! Park! Park! so we did. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
800 I’m so glad you’re competent speakers in tail wag. I’ve got to leave my shithole planet. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
801 That’s not a Scottie. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
802 Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Do you want a xbflazz? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
803 The humans call this one, "The Good Boy." We can learn of their morality by studying him. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
804 When we asked you to stay we didn’t think it would be so long. Good dog. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
805 She's saying we're acceptable because we don't come from a shithole country. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
806 He wants to go for a W-A-L-K. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
807 I can't remember - does a wagging tail mean it will bite me or lick me. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
808 Definitely looks Jupiterian. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
809 The collar says "Laika." 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
810 It's a good place. As long as you don't bite, they will give you free food and a home. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
811 He says we took his bone 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
812 Looks delicious. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
813 It would appear the earthlings have a far less sophisticated way of communicating than we predicted. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
814 The humans put extensive effort into the care and maintenance of these creatures, however they perform no useful function as far as we can determine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
815 In any galaxy-no cookie, no fetch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
816 These earthlings have a funny way of communicating! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
817 It's his language that's puzzling. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
818 How about ‘roasted on a bun’? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
819 Be careful! He has a beam of his own. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
820 Do you think “We want to be man’s best friend” hit them wrong? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
821 This is promising..loyal, friendly, obedient...in other words, not just another shithole planet ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
822 Are you an alien? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
823 ." . . And notify the other agents that our invasion is imminent." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
824 Finally we can mate with a female! Wait, it’s female right? Oh crap Bob, you got the wrong one. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
825 Your mission, #526837501: to boldly 'go' on one Earth sidewalk every rotation. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
826 He's from the dog star. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
827 Who wants to take the earthling on its first spacewalk? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
828 I seem much smarter when you compare me to a human. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
829 Well, for us Odorians it is the most intelligent species on that planet. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
830 Bark Rogers, reporting for duty 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
831 He's known as "good boy" on Earth. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
832 Welcome to “The Farm”. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
833 Toto sent me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
834 "You have a new best friend, don't you? Yes, you do! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
835 Scan her chip. See what planet she's from. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
836 No more condescending me, I'm not the one from yours. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
837 Because when he wags his tail, he wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
838 Muttnik, is that you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
839 We don,t look anything like him? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
840 Finally, our instagrams will be able to compete with the Earthlings 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
841 His name is Ralph. He wanted to challenge the cow who jumped over the moon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
842 But I'm 120 in space years. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
843 I wish fetch was an indoor command. Sit is too boring. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
844 Should we sacrifice him first then eat him or straightaway start the feast? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
845 I really tried when I was down there but they just can't learn to speak our language. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
846 I walked him this morning. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
847 Let's see if we can get humans to touch its poop. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
848 Hmmm...Maybe we didn't think this through. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
849 Ok, again. Stand up and it rises. Sit down and it lands. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
850 And, when we get to mars, will bring the whales and dolphins? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
851 Is he going to be our best friend too ? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
852 My name is not Scottie. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
853 No! You take me to YOUR leader! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
854 Permission to sniff your crotch, sir? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
855 Hey there fella, where did you come from? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
856 Are you the good dog? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
857 Gentlemen, our research is nearly complete. Soon we will finally know who's a good boy. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
858 We've developed a highly sophisticated and very accurate bark-decrypting device and we've been monitoring you for a while now. We know that you're the GOP puppetmaster! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
859 He says he will help us conquer the planet if we de-neuter him. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
860 One sniff and I knew we were meant for each other. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
861 You did it again. Forgot to beam up Sherman. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
862 They say some humans have no tails. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
863 Who's a good being? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
864 It seemed quite interested in licking its probe-hole. Clearly a more advanced species than those we've had thus far. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
865 I was expecting a scottie 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
866 Want to go space walkies? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
867 'No, I said anybody's best friend!' 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
868 What do your servants do with your feces? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
869 It's a green and blue ball. Go, fetch! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
870 Congratulations Commander Arf! You really trained them well. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
871 Take me to your wisperer. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
872 Of course we have many questions for you, but first, we would like to know “ Whose a good boy?” 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
873 Supreme Galaxy Commander...can we keep him? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
874 We can’t handle unconditional love. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
875 He followed me home. Can I probe him? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
876 If the TV signal was correct, his name is Brian -- but he only talks to Stewie. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
877 Yes, he!s dumb as a brick, but so friendly. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
878 This is the best subject so far. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
879 I don't know, their president does need a friend, but this thing just seems a little too intelligent. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
880 You have been aptly re-named and we're on the way, Pluto. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
881 He said “Beam me up Scottie” not “Beam me up a doggie.” 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
882 Set a course for where? Are you Sirius? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
883 The rumor is that they are needy. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
884 Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
885 "He says, 'Give me a treat and I'll take you to my leader'". 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
886 It's not Pluto. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
887 Let's go guys! It's time to go out. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
888 “How can we be sure it’s their leader”? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
889 Sorry, no dogs allowed. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
890 I heard they taste like chicken. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
891 This must be the new probing tool from Earth. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
892 Any idea where we can find a patch of grass? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
893 Do you suppose everyone on this planet talks like that? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
894 We powered up all warp accelerators, just couldn't outrun him hightailing us out the lot. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
895 He wants us to open a window. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
896 We wish to know you taught them to shelter, feed, and clean up after you, and they don’t even speak your language. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
897 If my theory is correct, we'll get far more information from the best friend. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
898 . . . to boldly go where no dog has gone before! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
899 We only use Bitecoin! Why won’t you believe me? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
900 So we can understand where you're coming from you must utter that first 'Woof,' 'Arf,'or 'Bow-Wow.' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
901 He's your dog. you take him out. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
902 Yes I am in total control of these earthlings, so much that I have them pick up my poop with their hands, whenever I go. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
903 Dog-Gone-It 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
904 No we’re not naming him Pluto. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
905 Aliens: After observing earth for millennia, we have deemed you the superior species. Dog: We really just stayed for the bacon. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
906 Don't just stand there - feed me! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
907 What happened to Scottie? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
908 He is a member of the planet's ruling caste. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
909 It first licks its butt, then it licks people in the mouth and the people laugh and hug. It has to be some chemical because I can't imagine any other species in the entire universe that doing that. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
910 A close encounter of the furred kind. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
911 "Best friend" apparently means submissive adoration. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
912 He seems to understand our language. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
913 How did you get them to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
914 Why are your foreheads so big? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
915 Who forgot the pooper scooper? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
916 The dominant species of earth. Other beings pickup their fecal matter! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
917 I wag. Therefore, I am. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
918 Moon Doggie? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
919 Your job, Bark, is to return to earth and lick humanity. It's a dirty job. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
920 Trump doesn't want a dog. We need a Plan B. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
921 He says he wants to go out. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
922 From what I understand, he says that this planet highly prizes loyalty. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
923 The land isn't flowing with milk and honey, but this creature is its most redeeming feature. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
924 This is surely the dominant species. But abducting the two-legged specimens allowed for a richer conversation 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
925 Is this Doge? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
926 But enough about me. How was the show? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
927 What shithole are you guys from? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
928 You said you wanted Beethoven. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
929 We thought it wanted to come in, when it lifted it's back arm. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
930 He wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
931 I beamed him up to find bed-bugs. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
932 It helps keep track of how many steps I take 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
933 Pilot episode for "Lost and Spayed". 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
934 He must be in charge; we saw the being next to him bending to pick up his poop 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
935 Roughly translated, we’re not welcome here because we come from a shit hole of a planet. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
936 All right. But don't expect me to be cleaning up after him. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
937 They seem to have evolved. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
938 I'm the top dog despite what Trump may tweet! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
939 It's a low-tech humanoid thing. They send a canine to sniff out strangers. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
940 Mom says it's your turn to walk the dog 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
941 It will be hard for him to learn our language. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
942 What are you? Where are you from? Do you come in peace? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
943 He says they've got a lot of them domesticated now. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
944 Enough of the"Who's a good boy......Who's a good boy!!!" 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
945 What did we do to deserve you? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
946 Wuff, wuff. Get data analytics here now! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
947 Well, the people with him said he was the "best dog ever". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
948 So they're always happy but haven't even invented the wheel yet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
949 Very funny, Scotty... Beam me another pup, and I promise I'll send you where no man has gone before! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
950 Does this mean we have to file an accident report? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
951 "I walked her last time". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
952 And who's the best boy in the whole Universe? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. There's a good boy! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
953 It controls humans with that twitchy thing! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
954 I like him. He seems much more reasonable than the last earthlings we picked. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
955 Hopefully it's potty trained. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
956 Is this a dog or a god? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
957 Zork, do you want to meet his excretory requirements? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
958 Who is a good boy! Who is a good boy! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
959 He certainly looks Presidential. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
960 Her name is Sildar. She and her kind are researching Earth. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
961 I asked him to sit, but I think he wants something. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
962 I am Rex, the top dog on this planet. I'm sure we'll get along well. My needs are simple: regular meals and two walks every day. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
963 Well, they appear to be a friendly race. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
964 This human looks a little "ruff" around the edges. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
965 He has a life expectancy of 10 years, so we must leave now. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
966 We are ready to take off, Captain. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
967 Just once I want to beam you up, Spottie. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
968 So do you think he wants to play go fetch with the disc? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
969 Someone needs to space walk him? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
970 Came for the cats; leaving with the dog. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
971 How could you guys get this wrong? All you had to do was enter three letters! This is definitely NOT a deity. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
972 He wants to know if we’ve seen Pluto. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
973 It loves potato chips, has small paws, shits everywhere...let’s call it Trump. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
974 Would Trump call him dark or white meat? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
975 On the Internet, we didn't know you were a dog. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
976 It's the dominant species of the planet. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
977 This is the first earthling I have seen eager for an anal probe. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
978 On my, was it just to be light hors d'oeuvres? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
979 No, for the last time, I cannot convert "light years" into "dog years." 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
980 Somehow it seems to know that we're from Planet Woof. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
981 Hey Astro! Want to see Pluto? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
982 Is there no conditional love to be found in this universe? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
983 ...and I'm taking this Rover to search for Spot. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
984 What exactly is this fire hydrant that you keep desperately referring to? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
985 You see Zorg, it’s take us to your LEADER, not breeder! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
986 Yes, we know you're Earth's highest life form, and yes, you may have a biscuit 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
987 "We're training him to 'hold it' until we're over the capital. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
988 Do you think we should just re-program its brain and make it their new leader? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
989 Our captain thanks you for the generous gift you left on the flight deck. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
990 Can I sleep in your bed? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
991 We said to beam up Scotty, not Spotty. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
992 We’re pangender, so please keep that in mind when considering a best friend. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
993 You seem a lot smarter and less outspoken than that creature we brought up from that big white house. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
994 Is this the space shithole? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
995 The Earthlings no longer recognize you so we're taking you home Pluto. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
996 Yes, your majesty, we'll be at the SPCA to free your wife within the hour. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
997 Besides feeding you, petting you and taking you for walks, you actually got your human to pick up your poop. Good work. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
998 They’re a lot smarter than we thought 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
999 Understand it won't be easy to be recognized as the alien's best friend. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1000 Just don't say W-A-L-K! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1001 They've trained humans to feed them, bathe them, take them out on regular scheduled walks. Even to housebreak them. Sounds like a superior life form to me. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1002 Dogs are the ruling class on Planet Earth. Human slaves actually scoop up their poop. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1003 The real reason dogs bark int he middle of the nighe 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1004 Better beam up a human to handle his excrement. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1005 This is what showed up when I said, "Beam me up, Scotty!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1006 he's fat enough to be president trump. but that cannot be -- he's a pig. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1007 I agree. She's a very good test subject. Yes you is! Yes she is! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1008 I know what he answers to. Are you sure it's the right Trump? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1009 Isn't it"Beam me up Scottie', not "Beam ScottieUp'? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1010 Enough already with the tail-wagging - kvetch ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1011 This service dog claims he can guide the master vessel 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1012 3.14159... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1013 He just met us and he loves us. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1014 Dog is God backwards. You got the wrong deity. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1015 Their Master’s Noise 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1016 Hello, we're your best friend's enemies. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1017 Are we still friends? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1018 This looks like a lab. I asked them to beam me up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1019 It seems to communicate through its tail 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1020 I forgot his official vest, but he really is my emotional support dog! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1021 #~**_# /~~# WOOF 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1022 The little one with the whiskers was too quick, but we think we got the vice-president 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1023 Don’t send me down there in this silly disguise and only a one bow wow vocabulary 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1024 We may have been wrong in thinking he was their leader. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1025 Trust me--He's going to make abductions unnecessary. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1026 And what shithole planet are you guys from? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1027 So you didn't fetch the ball, then. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1028 If that is a human, he's his own best friend. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1029 Congratulations! You have the most views of any creature in the galaxy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1030 Should we take him for a space walk? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1031 Walkies! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1032 No, Fido, shooting in the hole is neither conceptual art nor political protest! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1033 It sounds like the creature is saying “ Astro “ 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1034 When I said I wanted a petite blonde companion this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1035 Amazon really does delivery everywhere these days.. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1036 It doesn't seem very impressed by our technology. Must be an advanced life form. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1037 I just think he really, really needs to go out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1038 Will you have a bitch for me? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1039 'We wanted the fire hydrant, not this?! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
1040 Unfortunately, there won't be help with attachment issues for thousands of years. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1041 Is this Scotty? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
1042 But why would they pick up his poop if he wasn't a superior life form? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1043 According to our computers, this is the highest form of intelligence detected around 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1044 Shall we bow down or just bow wow? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1045 This is the Frisbee's revenge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1046 Try another planet. This one's gone to the dogs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1047 Followed me home. Can we keep her? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1048 This species was featured prominently in their leader's tweets. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1049 At least he not a tribble. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1050 "From what I have observed from the earthlings - the reason why this animal is so popular it wags its tail instead of its tongue"... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1051 Oh my! Xandor's in the well? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1052 He wants something called a "dog biscuit". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1053 I'm not taking him out! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1054 No! I said, wean my pup while I go potty, not, beam me up Scotty! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1055 This is “ the most intelligent life”? He doesn’t even have opposable thumbs? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1056 You idiot! I told you to teleport Trog. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1057 Thank God it's canine. The primates on that other planet were assholes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1058 I am your leader now and it’s your turn to get neutered. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1059 How does a species of your spirit, wisdom, and intelligence put up with those ghastly earthlings, anyway? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1060 Take me to my leader 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1061 Excellent! Our copilot has arrived. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1062 There's a bipedal species that these guys have trained as slaves! The bipeds WASH them. They FEED them. They even clean up their excrement! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1063 It must be a higher level being. Its blood alcohol level is zero. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1064 But the cat said you wanted to leave with us. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1065 Cabin scanners detect methane with trace amounts of sulphur. XYGLPH, was that you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1066 Now we have mutual friends. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1067 Hey it worked - we beamed up a Scottie! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1068 We found him on that sh*thole planet 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1069 As soon as we get home, I promise I’ll take you for a long walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1070 bark twice if you want to defect. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1071 It can't be a dog. All the dogs we've seen drink and tell jokes. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1072 It was the only intelligent animal left on that planet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1073 Whatever this 'butt' he's asking about is, it's the key to everything. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1074 He says he's God but he might also be dyslexic. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1075 Can you introduce us to Brian Griffin? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1076 Hmmmm. So earthlings are more intelligent than we thought. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1077 We hear you're their best friend. What can you tell us? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1078 He does that every time I mention a treaty 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1079 Definitely the dominant species. You should see his servant hurrying to pick up his poop! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1080 Did he just say he wants to flea? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1081 We came as soon as we got your message, Lassie. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1082 Are you sure he has influence on Earth? " "Yes, it's got over 1 million followers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1083 Just an FYI from past experience - if it raises it’s hind leg...run. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1084 How in the universe did you get them to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1085 Actually, we were hoping you'd fetch us some of that good new Beaujolais. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1086 What else can they do besides pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1087 Our long mission is over. We finally found the Good Boy we've been looking for. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1088 The bipeds were preserving its waste. It must be their leader! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1089 I saw him in the window and I just had to have him. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1090 He'll be fine as long as he doesn't stick his head out the window. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1091 gentlemen, please, the correct nomenclature – and, again, I say this only for the purposes of science – is botch 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1092 Takes us to your Vet ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1093 It's your turn to take him for a walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1094 Happens every time we're in Canis Major. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1095 Who's turn is it to walk him? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1096 I think it's morse code for I want to go out for a walk 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1097 I am Woof, He is Grrrr. For whom do you wish to communicate with? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1098 This must be the universal language on earth. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1099 His language is advanced. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1100 We've translated the barking, but we don't know what it means. He's saying "Walkies. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
1101 Where's you god now Earth? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1102 When we beam you back you must tell them we come in peace 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1103 How do you get the humans to clean up after you go to the bathroom? Do you hypnotize them with your tails? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1104 What’s domesticated? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1105 Who could ever suspect a face like that? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
1106 Do you lift your leg too? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
1107 Study it carefully. This species has humans providing it food and worshipping its droppings. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1108 Run the word "woof" thru the intergalactic translator, but I'm telling you know, I don't like the sound of it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1109 One of the more interesting species we have found. As a sign of their dominance, they train apes to carry their feces around in small bags. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1110 There is no heaven. Tell your people. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1111 I'm sorry but "Space, the Fido Frontier" just makes no sense. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1112 Dog? Dog, dog! Dog dog dog dogdogdogdogodgodgoddgodgodgodgodgodgodgdog! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1113 Beam me up Sparky 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1114 We rescued him from the K-9 system. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1115 There's nothing here to wag about 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1116 Unbelievable. He stays even when molecularized for travel. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1117 Watch this! 'Who's a good little Earthling? Oh, who's a good little Earthling?' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1118 Weirdest planet yet... strange inhabitants speak a primitive language. Central command cannot decipher 'bow wow' and 'bark bark' and has ordered us to return to base with another specimen. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1119 I thought we were transporting the dominant species only. I guess we'll have to exchange those frozen pizzas for Milkbones. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1120 Finally, a sign of intelligence from Earth. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1121 Certainly the friendliest species on the planet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1122 Different; but finally a planet with a friendly, intelligent species. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1123 I think he needs to go to the bathroom. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1124 Okay Elon, your bone is buried somewhere under L.A. Go find it, boy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1125 The internal microchip means they are superior to humans. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1126 He wants us to take to T’Bonz! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1127 Whew, that's better... remember that time Zark beamed up a lion? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1128 It looks friendly. Do you think we can breed with this new species? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1129 Welcome to the dog days of abduction. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1130 A perfect specimen of how to train humans: First he sits. Then they give him food. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1131 I am sure that he's the superior being. The other one follows hime wherever he goes, picks up his waste, and then keeps it in a special bag! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1132 I should have been more specific when I asked you to bring back a king. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1133 Well, we were seeking intelligent life on earth, 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1134 "Let's see if he can be spaceman's best friend". 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1135 STAY. Dog gone it, you can't go where I go. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1136 Wow - they’re so sweet! Our fantasies of them as cruel power hungry beings were all in our imaginations! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1137 He's thinking about a stick. What's a stick? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1138 Its some type of code. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1139 I swear you said 'Beam me a pup'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1140 I wonder why he wants us to land on the neighbor's lawn. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1141 Ha, save your energy, earthling! I assure you, thanks to our superior signal scrambling technology, your continued attempts to reposition your posterior antenna to receive a transmission will continue to be futile! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1142 He says his species is served by an order of malodorous bipeds who exist to shelter, feed, bathe, entertain, and clean up after his kind. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
1143 Finally, proof of evolution. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
1144 Riley to Scottie...beam me up 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1145 Zork, you must remember at all times your good boy cover identity. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1146 I’m here to tell you about down below. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1147 We observed the humanoids carrying his excrement, making him the dominant species. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1148 I'm confused...now is this the dog, or the dawg? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1149 I communicated that we lost sight of Pluto. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1150 Sorry, but we have a strict non-interference policy. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1151 No evidence of resistance confirmed. Beam him down. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
1152 Apparently, it's name is "Woof" and it defends itself with a foul smelling liquid. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
1153 We’ve brought you here because your kind is obviously in charge of Planet Earth. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1154 Really, he followed me home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1155 The good news is our Rover’s finally here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1156 Can we go out and play fetch? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1157 Is that you Kirk? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
1158 Maybe there are stable geniuses down there. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1159 They can't talk; but they're cuddly and less troublesome. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1160 We can all be friends but I can only have 1 master. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1161 I'm just a dog, not my fault 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
1162 He makes sense to me. Let's turn around and go home. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1163 I thought I told you to beam me a Scottie 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1164 I thought I told you to get the Mars Rover! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1165 Don't move out of that circle. We have no pooper-scoopers on board. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1166 He must be the top dog. We saw him walking those two-footed creatures. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
1167 Great, now we have a dog in this hunt! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1168 Shall we call it a god, a odg, a ogd? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1169 Take me to your pack leader! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1170 " Take me to your breeder" is all he keeps saying! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1171 Well it was a choice between the wife and the dog, and I'm very fond of the dog. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1172 OK, we know his bark is worse than his bite. What else do we know? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1173 I can only afford to keep one of you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1174 Scott, I swear I heard you say, "Beam me up a doggy." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1175 So we’re agreed - we send these little guys down first to soften them up, then in 15,000 years we strike! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1176 Is it me, or do they all look alike? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1177 Finally intelligent signs of life on Earth! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1178 What do you mean, it followed you up the transporter beam? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1179 It was the most intelligent life we could find. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1180 You're communicating "outside". Oh. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1181 Teach us what a 'walk' is, and then we'll see. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1182 He says he wants to be rescued from his sh*thole country 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1183 This is their best friend? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1184 That was G-O-D, not D-O-G, earthling! Can't you follow a simple command? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1185 "Who's a good krnslgxkb?' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1186 Should we send him bark in time? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1187 He says he's originally from Canus Major. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1188 Which shithole country are you from? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1189 Tell us, how do you control so many to do your bidding? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1190 Dog. God spelled backwards. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1191 You are em-barking on a new adventure! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1192 I come in peace. My name is ‘Fido’ Jetson. I am a direct descendent of ‘Astro’ Jetson. I’m here as a beneficiary of my great-great-great-great-great granddog, ‘Astro’ Jetson, named as the benefactor to dig up a bone he buried some 50 years ago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1193 Can't give you my serial #. It's embedded and encrypted. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1194 Beam him up, Spotty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1195 I'm doing a mind meld sir, and it appears he is enquiring if we have any bones. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1196 Beam him up already, he's got to pee! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1197 This is the species that leads humans by a leash, whose droppings the humans collect, and who is called, "Man's best friend." Our quest for intelligent life is done. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1198 This earthling beamed up is wondrously friendly. But how in the world did they build those space rockets we've seen? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1199 It's a cute souvenir, alright, but do you think it's worth the journey? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1200 It must be Earth's ruler. It eats feces then licks the faces of humanoids. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1201 No doubt an example of earth's top life form. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1202 He followed an astronaut home and got lost in space. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1203 Tell us how you made the humans your willing servants. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1204 We teleported the happiest subject on Earth. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1205 It only appears that I am the leader because they pick up my poop. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1206 Do you have fleas? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1207 You left the pooper scooper on the other ship? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1208 He’s much nicer than the last earthling we picked up. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1209 She forgot to bring my slippers. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1210 I told you they wouldn`t look like us 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1211 Don’t worry, Mars already has one Rover. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1212 The sign said " Leader Dog ". 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1213 What happened to Jim?! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1214 I’m not sure what it is, but I think I’m allergic to it. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1215 Ugh. I'm pretty sure we're all out of plastic bags 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1216 Speak!...Speak! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1217 Beam him back to the blue planet, he won't be happy here till the back window is rolled down. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1218 So be friendly, but don't make conversation. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1219 I fear it wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1220 The humans call it a Good Boy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1221 Finally, proof of intelligent life. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1222 Our first rescue dog. He was barking up the wrong tree! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1223 Speak!...Speak! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1224 Interesting communicator appendage... 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1225 Fetch your leader 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1226 The humans have their best hidden in obscurity. Unlike the leader of the free world, when he lifts his leg he doesn’t say a word. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
1227 What do you mean you want one of to come with you with some plastic bags? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1228 I'm sure he must be their leader. Why else would the other Earthlings stoop low and pick up his poo? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1229 The humans still think we are loyal to them. Ha, ha, ha! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1230 Alright fellas, let's snoop around. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1231 They didn't tell me I was going to get three therapy primates! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1232 He looks like excess baggage to me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1233 We set the protocol to abduct the best of humanity. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1234 They'll grow back but the next time we experiment on a dog, we should wear pants. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1235 I believe it means he wishes to do some extra-vehicular activity. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1236 His probe-swatting appendage is problematic. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1237 Sorry, milk bones are a terrestial product. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1238 Infiltrate their society. If you're successful, we can always send more. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
1239 I'm in the market for a new best friend. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
1240 I told them he's my emotional support earthling. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1241 It's your turn to take him out. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1242 Out of waste bags? Go to Red Alert! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1243 He wants to go outside again? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1244 'Ah yes, it is just how we pictured it. A human being." 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1245 Maybe we should look for his best friend. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1246 We suspected that earthlings would be docile, but this is incomprehensible. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1247 Does the tail waggle mean "yes" or "no"? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1248 Our leader is a Rottweiler in Massachusetts. You really don't want me to take you. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1249 The earthlings are such good boys. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1250 They think they’re the smart ones. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1251 Can you recommend a species that will pick up poop? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1252 Yeah...but we don't get why he's your best friend. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1253 I just don't understand it. He keeps telepathically relaying to me that this is the biggest "Frisbee" he has ever seen. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1254 Oh no, they've domesticated Xurthan 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1255 So are we unanimous on the name Fido? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1256 On my home world I own you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1257 He would be perfect for our crop circle agenda. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1258 They've evolved farther than we thought. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1259 How did you train them? They put food and water at your feet, massage you regularly, and pick up after you outside. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1260 Beam me a aboard Scotty not Golden Retriever. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1261 ...and it'll do anything for bacon. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1262 It must be a mutation of the other earthly creatures. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1263 Why did I have to eat those brownies? I have to sleep this off. we 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1264 Who's a good boy? Take us to your leader. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1265 This is not God...it's a dog! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1266 At least he's not HUMPING, your leg. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1267 I hope he has a chip so we can take him to his leaders. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1268 ...and this one’s called a labradORDABLE, isn’t that right?! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1269 I'm your best friend too. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1270 So... who's going to spacewalk it? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1271 Jeez, I'm not taking him out in this weather. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1272 Let's hope this is better than the monkey they sent last time. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1273 Don't worry , I was told he's house trained. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1274 What year is it? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1275 The Earth dog thinks it's a wee-wee pad. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1276 Your kind on earth have to pick up all we leave behind. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1277 Can I keep Him? Please! Please! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1278 We forgot to beam up the poop bag. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1279 You said abduct their best friend 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1280 I present to you the Dog, the most intelligent earthling. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1281 Tell Clive to get in here right now. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1282 This guy really beat us to the punch on the probing! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1283 Well, it's DNA certainly matches that sample we found by the travel path. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
1284 Who's a good specimen? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1285 Do you think he'll retrieve our morning papers? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1286 Nice neckline. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1287 Can you hold it, Boy? Just about another 5k miles to the next android rest stop. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1288 I would stay away from that tail if I were you -- It looks like it is getting ready to fire ! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1289 Hope he does better with our electric fence than the last one 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1290 Who's a good interstellar traveler? Who's a good interstellar traveler? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1291 He seems to be tapping out some kind of message. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1292 Take us to your leader... Oh, wait, it's written on his collar. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1293 Short straw has to scoop the poop 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1294 As best as I can translate, the life-form yearns to be a good boy. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1295 We hope you can lead us to your best friend. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
1296 Guess we missed the lesson on "Leave it"! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1297 Mork, you will have to go back for the tennis ball 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1298 According to our brain size scanner this creature is just as big of a genius as the leader of the United States...it was just a lot easier to lure him into our ship. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1299 This is just like that time my testicles disappeared. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1300 What is it fella?" "What, Timmy's fallen in the reactor shaft? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1301 Don't worry, he's friendly 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1302 He says he is man's best friend. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
1303 What's a Laika? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
1304 Sorry commander, the bone we buried on that planet is gone 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
1305 So this is Scotty 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1306 Tell us more about your excrement pickers 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1307 Nope, it's still snowing outside! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1308 I meant take us to the LABORATORY Scotty. C’mon! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1309 She needs to go outside> 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1310 We're studying plant life on earth, not animal life. I said clover not rover! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
1311 Remember millennia ago when we had tails? An genetalia? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
1312 Let's hope he's not a publicity hound. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
1313 I heard he was a mans best friend. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
1314 You beamed up the wrong Scottie. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
1315 I thought you said, “bone home.” 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1316 I’m fine but where’s my squeaky toy? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1317 I come from Orion 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1318 Well, this proves that earthlings are adorable and obedient. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1319 You’ve been named best in galaxy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1320 Can you be our best friend, too? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1321 I think we bought the wrong size dog bowl 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1322 We assess so far that this species from planet earth communicates in a loud and brazen manner, but it expresses it's political opinion clearly with it's tail. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1323 So how long will this trip take in dog years??? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1324 He's asking if we can drop him near Sirius. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1325 Wait......this isn’t the Obama’s dog! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
1326 We wonder why do you chase your tail ? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1327 Yes Rover. It's a wee wee pad. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1328 So you're looking for Laika? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1329 You were just doggedly determined to get up here, weren't you? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1330 No, no, no. I said, 'Beam me up a scottie.' 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1331 What do you mean by, "Take me to your litter"? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1332 Well, he seemed to be the most intelligent species down there. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1333 He refuses to confess. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
1334 Good boy--now stay and howl when you see the moon. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1335 Yes it's cute and all but we simply don't have room for another stray. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1336 XJar7, this is not what I meant by "Beam one up for our lab experiments" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1337 We'll have him tell them that he is mans best friend.. they'll never believe him, not a chance!.. but then before they know it- they'll adore him..he'll get all their info; all their secrets! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1338 Clearly, a superior being! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1339 Not exactly what I had in mind when I gave the order to locate the Dog Star. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1340 So the "Beam me up, Scottie" setting is different from the "Beam me up, Scotty" one. Who knew? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1341 Cat problem solved! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1342 Some how he always phones his way back home 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1343 Can I keep her? She was just floating around space with no owner! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1344 Let's put something in his butt and see what happens. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1345 Hoping, this isn't a doggy eat dog world! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1346 Finally, someone who speaks our language! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1347 No, this isn't the Way-Back Machine, but we can stop at the Galactic Park if you'd like. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1348 We beamed up the one who had a servant picking up his poop. And people asked him to speak So, he's the boss? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1349 Is that a Scotty? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1350 It's a lot closer in dog-light-years. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
1351 Alexa, I said LUNAR rover! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1352 Welcome back, Flerb. What data have you collected from the butts today? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1353 And now, for my second act 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1354 We'll beam you up, Spottie! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1355 In the Arrivals Room aboard the USS Farmupstate. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1356 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 2h 'How do I keep getting dog shit in my hair?!' 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1357 Finally, someone who speaks our language! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1358 Do you think it's civilization is so advanced that they uses, "arf" for all ideas and thoughts? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1359 Mr. Edison, we presume. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1360 No, see, it only LOOKS like I'm leading. We call it "Going for a walk." And that collecting business with the baggies, I have no idea what that's about. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1361 This one's species is far more advanced than the two legged, furless one we beamed up yesterday. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1362 Take me with you - I have to get away from Trump - I'm not a purebred. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1363 Wait, what? You're telling us you are not an indifferent, lazy species that uses your claws to destroy earthling furniture? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1364 The casting sessions for the new series of Star Trek had reached a new level of desperation. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1365 No, there is no limit on how many humans we can own. They make good companions, protectors and simple to house break. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1366 This entity is an source of free streaming music 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1367 Either earthlings worship strange gods or we have dyslexic on board. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1368 We’ve got to have a talk with our analyst. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1369 Told you, it's the year of the dog in the Milky Way. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1370 To answer your question, I'm a good boy. But you're still not probing that. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1371 Marv, charge up the transporter again and see if you can set it for "dog walker." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1372 Do they really eat their own in this "dog eat dog" world? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1373 He's called Pluto. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1374 See..."Wanna go for a ride?" is an intergalactic expression! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1375 They seem very obedient and eager to please but how do they text with those paws? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1376 Are you ready to make them believe they're likable? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1377 Finally, we got an intelligent one! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1378 I guess there is intelligent life on Earth. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1379 Look, I know you want to go back out again, but we've already beamed you up and down three times in the last five minutes. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1380 The fifth appendage definitely indicates friendship, I say give it a chance 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1381 It's called "an undecided voter." 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1382 I thought you were supposed to get one of Earth's politicians I thought this was one I read that they were all lap dogs 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1383 I distinctly heard him say, "Beam me up," not "Beam my pup." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1384 Your transformation is complete. We're sending you back to the White House now. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1385 We've decided to get you a couch. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1386 I thought he was supposed to bring the newspaper... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1387 So, the term "man's best friend" was figurative? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1388 Who said Rex meant "king" in their language? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1389 I wonder if it's saucer-trained. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1390 Is he house trained? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1391 Beam me up, Scottie! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1392 The algorithm will include "take me to your leader" even if it isn't the best caption. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1393 These earthlings seem rather hairy! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1394 I feel a curious reluctance to dissect it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1395 I said, beam me up Scotty, not a golden 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1396 He thought it was a Frisbee. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1397 Not you again! Woof. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1398 Ok, you can keep it. But it's your responsibility! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1399 Looks like Scotty wanted a friend. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1400 Do you think he'll follow us at Warp Factor 9? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1401 So how many dog years does this make him? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1402 Who wants to see Spot disintegrate? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1403 Can we name him Spock? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1404 Don't worry, we'll find a home for him. There's a quiet space-farm at the end of the galaxy that I think he'll love. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1405 He has some rather peculiar personal hygiene habits 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1406 Great idea! I've always wanted to visit the Dog Star. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1407 I think it needs to go out. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1408 No, I clearly said "Obtain samples FROM the lab"... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1409 How can you call yourself a working dog if you don't have a job? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1410 Now, Fido, I know you're excited about being off leash for the first time... 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1411 One thing we can establish about this creature, he certainly enjoys getting his belly probed. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1412 "Are you saying you do like humans?' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1413 No, Siri - I asked for a heterodyne receiver, not a golden retriever. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1414 Humans don’t look quite like I expected. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1415 What I can't figure out is how he put on the collar. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1416 On Jupralara, we're your best friend. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1417 He's so much better behaved than the two-legged creatures. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1418 "Master"! "Fido"! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1419 I think its Earth name is "Sit." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1420 Set your phasers to 'Good boy.' 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1421 I'm going to allow you to perform the probe on this one... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1422 As we know alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth, with the exception of this species. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1423 Its language seems to be based on movements of its posterior antenna. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1424 Get a dog, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. So why is it always me that has to spacewalk the dog?! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1425 How are we supposed to interrogate this specimen when that damned antenna keeps moving? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1426 Vaporize him, Wham-o. That’ll teach him to play fetch with your ship! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1427 As far as technology, this is the human's rover. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1428 Who would have thought they could advance to this level of intelligence! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1429 Now where are we supposed to walk him for the next 10 light-years? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1430 These aren't Cone Heads! Beam me back, Scottie! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1431 Universal translator says "Happy!" 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1432 Uh oh - he says they have no leader. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1433 I can’t take my it anymore. He barks anytime anything comes within 500 light years. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1434 This type is more intelligent than the bipeds. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1435 You forgot your ball again, didn't you? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1436 After what we saw your walking partner picking up behind you we figured that you are the superior being. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1437 I wanted the blind man. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1438 Can you just beam up my poop? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1439 He's cute as h*ck. 12/10 would take him back to their planet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1440 Are we sure we need another walkies? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1441 Guess Seinfeld was right... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1442 She needs a spacewalk. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1443 Clearly our evolutionary experiments worked here, but failed miserably on the bipeds. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1444 I believe the rear appendage might be his vibrating microwave antenna 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1445 He is called Rex. He and his kind rule the planet Earth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1446 Our experts think it's an antenna... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1447 We're sending the Earthling home because he keeps probing our backsides. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1448 Captain's Log Stardate 2120: The Tribbles are back. They've evolved. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1449 He's from Hollywood, so he'll be comfortable among he stars 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1450 Not sure if I should do a mind meld or just sniff his butt. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1451 God a s’tI .siht pihsrow yehT 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1452 There is intelligent life down there! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1453 Trust me, I'm a member of the species you want to deal with. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1454 They love these things, but I just don't get it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1455 A thorough cellular scan has identified him as entirely useless, but amazingly cute. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1456 Does anyone have small plastic bags? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1457 Sorry, we weren't looking for the Rex-Files. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1458 Do you think he needs to go out? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1459 Again? We just took you out at Proxima Centauri. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1460 Among my people, I am worshiped like a DOG 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1461 Captain, apparently, we've encountered a rescue-dog planet. This one's such a cutie. Can we adapt him? Oh, please?! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1462 She said she doesn't know who left the dogs out. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
1463 Until then the aliens had always ridiculed humans for unnecessary inventions like the doggie bag. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
1464 Well, he's no less unintelligible, and he doesn't seem perplexed. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1465 ...and they pick up your poop? Tell us more about these humans who work for you. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1466 We beamed up the wrong Rufus Taylor. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
1467 We can work around the moving appendage. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1468 He jumped up and grabbed the ship while we hovering, and wouldn't let go. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1469 I think we need a translator. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
1470 I'll be, Earth has a stable genius. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1471 I need to show him that he is not the Alpha Centauri male. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1472 I'm looking for a better class of friend. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1473 I'm available, if you guys like pets back home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1474 No wonder they're so far behind. They're still walking on four feet. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1475 I've trained him to go on the portal. How genius is that? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1476 He looks, like, really smart! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1477 You are to sniff around for evidence of collusion with us. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1478 I'm a dog, stupid... 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
1479 He seems to be happy that I can read his mind. But all he's thinking is "chicken poop". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1480 At least he can sniff out our destination. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1481 We're babysitting him for the Pentagon. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1482 The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1483 I met their leader. This is better; trust me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1484 Wonder if he could be "our" best friend. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1485 Woof , right back at you earth being ! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
1486 Yes, very friendly. Might be a nice companion. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1487 "Fear not...the inhabitants of Planet Dyslexia will consider you a god". 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1488 Stop him before he disarms us all! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1489 Sorry, all the cats are still in breath awareness class. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1490 Guys, want to see something totally weird? "Roll over" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1491 Why yes, I am Earth’s dominant life form; and we have many unintelligent pets called “humans” 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
1492 To serve man is a dog? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1493 The creature he was walking ran away on two legs. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1494 If you don’t speak they’re going to love you. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1495 We have a ruff situation. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1496 We have been studying your planet and we will be grooming you to become the next President of the USA! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
1497 I'll have to recalibrate. It was supposed to be a cat. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
1498 He seems to like our frisbee 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1499 Beam me down and I will show you where I hide my bones 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1500 Though artificially produced, it’s a perfect model. If we can decode its syntax and massage it correctly, it should give us the answer the most pervasive question in all the ancient texts thus far deciphered! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1501 He heard you say take me to your feeder, not leader! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1502 That was some long ride! Which of you guys are gonna walk me? Sirius-ly, better hurry!!! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1503 Are you Sirius, a ride to Canis Major?!? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1504 Klaatu barada nikto! Sit? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1505 ...Oh, its called a 'tail'...no, I cant really control it... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1506 He says that if we rub his belly, he'll tell us everything! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1507 Go on, You're pulling my leg!!! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1508 We thought they'd look a bit more like us. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1509 I think he's asking for another spacewalk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1510 I said Spock, not Spot. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1511 But I specifically asked him to beam to beam me up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1512 See how the earthling's aerial vibrates when we speak. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1513 He thinks he learned a new trick—beam him back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1514 They appear friendly, we should be fine! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1515 Show us this “doggy style”. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1516 Captain Kirk, Beam the Scotti Up! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1517 Get outa here, we're from the Dog Star! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1518 But if we keep feeding him he'll never leave. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1519 Take us to your master. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
1520 Permission to set course for the Sirius system, Captain? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1521 It's the only species on the planet that can do that. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1522 I hope he’s potty trained. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1523 "Best Friend", do they direct ship that collar? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1524 What part of "Roll Over" don't you understand? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1525 I can’t believe they really sent you an emotional support animal, Bob. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1526 Who is gonna kiss me first? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1527 We should name him Scotty and give him a job. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1528 Earthlings seem friendly but the crotch-smelling greeting is a bit strange. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1529 Remember when you take him for a walk that moon has a poop & scoop by-law 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1530 My button is bigger than yours, and I'm sitting on it. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1531 Eisenhower triplets: Who would have believed it? Woof! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1532 Let's name him Scotty. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1533 It looks smarter than the last tall biped we beamed up from Earth, you know, the one with the orange hair. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1534 Good first try. Now let's go fetch the ball back. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1535 Yes Major Tom, he has fantastic ground control 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1536 Yer ka Zuarus, I think it wants a little space doodad thingy! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1537 Who’s a good earthling? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1538 He's our last hope to get through to Vader. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1539 Log book 2018 beamed SPOCKS, dog on board ,SMELLS like a alien fart. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1540 ???? ??µF? ? ????? “Good boy” ! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
1541 Maybe there's a number on his tags 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
1542 Me beam Scottie up 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
1543 And a WOOF back atcha 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
1544 he came from Planet K-9 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1545 I’m amazed that you speak our language—but can you say anything beyond ‘Let me out…stranger danger.’ 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1546 Did you remember to include the area code on the collar? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1547 God, is that really you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1548 They are indeed quite advanced. The additional wagging limb communication device is attached to their bodies. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1549 So, how far is that in dog lightyears? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1550 No - I said “beam me up A scottie…” 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1551 Get out the brandy. Apparently it wants a snifter. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
1552 Unusual creature, this breed.....But until we run further tests it will be difficult to determine if we evolved from him or him from us. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1553 Oh, great! Whose turn was it to walk him before we left!? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1554 Look, it's the dominant species! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1555 His language is too advanced for our translator. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1556 Who wants a space walk?! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1557 I wonder why it keeps saying 'WUFO, WUFO'? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1558 Welcome to your new home in the galaxy ken l ration. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1559 Looks like our planet going to the dogs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1560 NO! THE BONE ONLY COMES AFTER YOU CLIMB IN! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1561 So this is really their ‘Leader’? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1562 I said Spock, not Spot. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1563 But what are the tiny plastic bags for? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1564 Hey! We finally got their leader! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1565 Th computer beamed up the most intelligent life on this planet 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1566 I think he wants to give us a gift. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1567 Our Princess, Laika, needs a playmate. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1568 He likes us! He really likes us! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1569 O.K., We've done sit and transport. Now let's work on heel. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1570 Be careful, he manipulates the earthlings to get everything he wants! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1571 Aw, can keep this earthling? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1572 We're not sure about the level of intelligent life on this planet, but they test off the charts for loyalty. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1573 I told you I wasn't just here for Christmas! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1574 He says he'll take us to his leader, but fears we'll be very disappointed. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1575 No more exploring, Rover. Now fetch an Earthing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1576 All righty, then. Who's walking him? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1577 It's called attachment hunting 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1578 Do you think he's a Russian spy? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1579 So, where's the dog park? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1580 This one appears wiser and better behaved than their President. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1581 What do you call those creatures that clean up after you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1582 It's a pooch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1583 You're telling me the leader is the guy with the bag of poop? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1584 Yes, unlike at home, here you get to keep your miles. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1585 He says he's Red Rover. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1586 It may be the President they all talk about. Our AI dictionary is sure this is a son of a bitch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1587 I think it's a high-memory earthling. A terra-byter, they said. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1588 Scotty, you much friendlier now! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1589 It's called an "ankle bracelet." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1590 Do you think that wagging part is it speaks? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1591 Pat it on the head and see what happens. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1592 He looks friendly. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
1593 Well, he's smarter and non-racist. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1594 your purpose here is completed, now go back to Earth! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1595 These Earthlings are much different than I thought. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1596 An advanced species with a hidden identity chip. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1597 No, no. He said beam up my Scottie. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1598 "Jrkvr lrtrp 'sit' frng." Ktrwm! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1599 Who knew earthlings were so woodgie?! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1600 I've always wondered if anyone understood me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1601 Bring us 2 soy lattes, a cappuccino, 2 bran muffins and your best friend. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1602 fruball druball draguball nuball? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1603 I have heard these creatures are good stress relievers! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1604 Your industry can burn. I will approach you professionally, as I do every activity, but how dare you? You tiny souls. You malignant professionals. How dare you treat anyone this way. You'll hear from me. Goddamn you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1605 Phil, what did we say about those late night TV commercials? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1606 This is their leader? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1607 'I bet his flift is worse than his bite" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1608 Sorry, you'll have to stay on-board. We just heard the President doesn't have a pet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1609 Don't slobber until you've safely reached the planetary surface. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1610 he said it's no longer a dog's world 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1611 Woof, woof, bark bark, wolf bark, bark woof, sit! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1612 And he doesn't shed! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1613 All I did was open a cheese wrapper and it molecularized! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1614 Guard, it's your turn, don't forget the poop bag. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1615 I think he said, "Hurry, I need to go outside." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1616 Looks like one of you guys will have to drain the swamp. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1617 Just wait, humankind worked very hard to get their feces, it must worth it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1618 A canine cosmonaut ? Interesting. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1619 He says his mother, Laika, told him about us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1620 This is the leader of Sirius? Seriously? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1621 The Universal Translator says his bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1622 Let's beam up another specimen. This one doesn't talk. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1623 What a good stable genius....yes.....that's a good stable genius! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1624 Just because the nametag reads "Donald" doesn't mean that it's "the" Donald. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1625 We already have enough human samples to bring back 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1626 Knick Knack? Paddy Whack? Give the dog a bone. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1627 It seems pleasant, but I'm not sure it's worth a probe. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1628 Go fetch, Scotty! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1629 He must be the leader, the other creatures pick up his poop 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1630 Makes the two footers walk, feed and make nice to them, obviously he most advanced 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1631 Fine, we can keep him... just make sure he doesn't pee on the hyperdrive 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1632 "The tag says 'TRUMP'". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1633 ''IS MAN HIS BEST FRIEND'' ? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1634 Please tell us how you integrated your anal probe into your proboscis! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1635 You spent your points on this?! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1636 I did program in honest "Candidate" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1637 I had my appendix removed to rescue this? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1638 Interesting, first dog in space, what's are next step? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1639 "If you still want to be our best friend you will do it"!!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1640 That's a good boy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1641 Yes, that's Uranus and no, you can't go sniff it! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1642 This time it will work. Goodbye, Laika 347-B! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1643 How old is she in Jupiter-orbit dog-years? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1644 The Earthling is Furbaby Fetch 1 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1645 My name is Fido, not Scotty. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1646 Why is this earthling naked save for the collar? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1647 I know nothing! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1648 I...told you...if we came back to the beginning of the world, dogs would be first! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1649 I asked the standard question, "Who do you answer to?" The guy pointed at this thing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1650 Our probe clearly observed them harvesting your excrement, and yet you are not their Leader? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1651 You’re supposed to give me a piece of bacon now. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1652 When you get there, find out what that 'Pluto' nonsense was all about. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1653 Given their television signals, humans are more complex than we thought. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1654 “Hotdog”, we finally got one. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1655 Tell us about your best friend 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1656 Earthling, what's the most popular collar on Rodeo Drive? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1657 I think it's a Land Rover 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1658 I definitely beamed up the one who is more evolved. The other being just kept collecting his poop. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1659 They're smarter than I thought. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1660 Remember don't speak, they think your a pet and they are smarter. They still don't get it. Oh yeah and they will clean your waste up too. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1661 What does it mean, “He sin’t nothin’ but a moondog?” 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1662 Let's ask her about the tail wagging the martian. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1663 The guide didn't say humans had such big noses! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1664 Did anyone remember the pooper scooper? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1665 Daddy's widdle baby want a treat? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1666 He keeps asking for something called - Bacon-Bacon-Bacon! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1667 I don’t care if it does feel strange -we’re landing now. just go out there and throw them a bone. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1668 Useless. Let's move on to a different planet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1669 Scottie is playing tricks again! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1670 We understand that he said that he is the ruler of the Earth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1671 Wow, earthlings are very intelligent! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1672 You idiot. This isn't the G-O-D Planet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1673 He must be from the future. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1674 They say he won the popular vote 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1675 I believe the inhabitants of this planet call this a "lobster," and they are reputed to be delicious. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1676 We kindly ask that you refrain from barking during the embarkation process. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1677 Where's my breakfast? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1678 What do you mean, he picks up your poop too? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1679 He's a good boy, but next time I'm getting a breed that doesn't need so much space. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1680 Hey wait a second, you're not a Scottie. Beam him up, Paul. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1681 spacewalkies? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1682 Which one of you is Napoleon> 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1683 He is obviously their leader; they have to follow him around on a tether and retrieve his droppings in little bags. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1684 If your trying to alienate me you've suceeded 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1685 No, we have not seen a dog named Laika. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1686 What went wrong? I was aiming to beam of his master. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1687 Wooolfff? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1688 I believe they prefer "little dog." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1689 The dowsing tail never fails. Drain him! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1690 Beam me up Scotty - now! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1691 Surely, you can help us get on their 'good' side. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1692 Let's train all earth dogs to turn around three times before lying down. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1693 Maybe it,s a four footed friendly human? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1694 Is it the tail or the nose that gives us direction? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1695 I am done with the short leash 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1696 He says he's only a dog there. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1697 He's such a good boy... so let's consider that before we incinerate his planet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1698 So George, what do you think it is? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1699 Well I wasn't expecting this when I followed the light. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1700 I believe I said Beam me up Scottie; not Labrador Retrievers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1701 I'm pretty sure 'Woof' is a code word. Now we just have to figure out what it means. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1702 Yes, but who is going to walk him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1703 Who’s a good boy - you are! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1704 Something is wrong….this specimen does not fit any descriptions we were given of planet earth's dominant species scheduled for peaceful replacement. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1705 I am SO happy that UberEATS has finally expanded their delivery area! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1706 By the time we return he'll be a puppy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1707 I think we signed up for the wrong universe exchange program. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1708 Three Log Night 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1709 Timmy fell into a black hole! Run, get help! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1710 How does sandpaper feel? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1711 Could this be The Scotty? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1712 Scotty wants to visit his friends in Dog Heaven so he is waiting to be beamed up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1713 There must be some kind of mistake. I’m still waiting on my DNA results from Ancestry.com. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1714 I hope this one is more intelligent than the last one. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1715 Nimotz, it’s a basic sign language using his tail. He says he wants to go out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1716 Sorry Kirk! Operator error. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1717 Take me to your master! Arf-arf! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1718 It's as if he has something inside to release. One of us better take him outside. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1719 His dog tag says, "If found, beam me up Scotty." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1720 Terrific, we’ve snagged alpha canis majoris. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1721 No need to get hot under the collar George, their bark really is worse than their bite 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1722 I can't decide whether we should eat him or probe his brain! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1723 I said, "Beam me UP!" Not "Beam me PUP!" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1724 black mirror season 5 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1725 Here, UFidO, here boy! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1726 There may be little proof of intelligence on planet Earth, but there can be no doubt there is evidence of great love. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1727 His obedience trainer says his behavior will evolve over time. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1728 It’s temporary until he learns to follow orders 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1729 Let's exempt him from giving us his paw as well. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1730 One more time, how do you get the human to clean-up your poop? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1731 Er, Nelson -- I thought you ordered a pizza? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1732 Ok, who hacked my Amazon Prime account? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1733 That's not my dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1734 That's not Seth Meyers! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1735 Oops. Looks like we strayed into Canis Minor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1736 I cant explain it! He just came down from planet Earth. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1737 Don't look him in the eye or you'll lose an arm. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1738 No. We deal only with those who have evolved the furthest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1739 My parole officer is sensitive to social stigma, so he lobbied hard to get me the slim model. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1740 I knew we'd find intelligent life on earth. Glad we kept looking !!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1741 Mr President, you look nothing like what we see on your messages from your planet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1742 I think he said "Take me to your pee-er". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1743 Walkies are going to be a big problem... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1744 Oh he's so cute! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1745 I already have a best friend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1746 Scotty, WTF! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1747 That's not Spock 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1748 Time to fucc n succ, am I right bois? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1749 We can't procreate with that! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1750 That's funny, I thought there'd be a scotty up here. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1751 !esrevinU eth fo reluR emocleW 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1752 Woof? Qu'est-ce que c'est "woof?" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1753 Tell mission control we've discovered a new Instagram star. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1754 The human species have gone to the dogs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1755 we cannot make head or tail why earthlings find it attractive 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1756 What's that, Lah-si? You say Tee-Mee's trapped in a quantum flux well? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1757 There was a dish. Where's the dish? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1758 You have the opportunity to be an alien's best friend, so which of us would you like to go space walkies with? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1759 Don’t put me on the spot! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1760 Dinner time! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1761 Is this their leader?" "I sure hope so! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1762 Uh oh, he looks like he wants to go outside again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1763 Beam me up, Scottie Dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1764 They say weekly, you say daily—we shall explore Hump Day further. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1765 Man’s best friend. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1766 We want to know how you get the Earthlings to obey. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1767 My dogged persistence has propelled me all the way to the top. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1768 Yes, but can it roll over? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1769 Here you tie dogs with sausage? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1770 great. now space rover, give me paw. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1771 Who's a good alien? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1772 Did anyone remember to transport a Pooper Scooper? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1773 Now float. Float! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1774 Not again Zordack! Get me the Spot remover. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1775 It appears the probe comes pre-loaded with this biologic unit of soft-ware. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1776 The language down on Earth must be "ruff!!!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1777 "Bring me to your master?" Could you not come up something more original 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1778 The universe is depending on you. Whatever you do -- please -- do not take a crap on any rugs you may encounter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1779 Planet Fido? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1780 Now be a good boy and go fetch their leader! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1781 As good a leader as any I've seen. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1782 Seems cleaner and friendlier than the humans we've beamed up, so lets keep him as our best friend and eject the humans. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1783 Oh, here we go. He's going to ask us how old we are in dog's years. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1784 She followed me back. Can we keep her? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1785 Klaatu Bow-Wow Nikto. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1786 Grr, ruff, bow wow, grrr? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1787 Yes, Be Happy, “You’ve got a Friend”. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1788 Now you say, “He’s a good boy.” 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1789 You promised me a beagle like Snoopy! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1790 No. No. Best friend, not best man 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1791 He's their higher form of intelligence 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1792 Interesting shapeshift. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1793 These humans who have enslaved you employ something called a toilet? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1794 The dog can choose to walk on the planet or merely them send them a package. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1795 This will be a historic moment. One pf you will take me on my first Space Walk 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1796 He seemed to be the most intelligent creature on the planet. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1797 Somtimes I have dreams about being a golden retriever in a upper-class white family 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1798 I brought you three here because you're the smarest of your race. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1799 Air Bud? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1800 This must be what they call an 'Air Bud.' 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1801 So... Where do our probes go? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1802 Sit Donald, siiiiit.....! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1803 How did you train the humans to dispose of your solid waste? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1804 Finicky transporter. Ain't that a bitch. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1805 Who wants to be the first to touch his parts? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1806 Apparently we do have a dog in this hunt. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1807 Judging from their planet, and other planets in their vicinity, they don't clean up after themselves, how do you get them to clean up your poop? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1808 Does somebody want to go somewhere leash laws are unknown? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1809 He's pitching his tell-all memoir! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1810 What a coincidence, we're from the dog star too! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1811 Maybe he's just happy to see us. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1812 He must be their leader. People are always following him, dragged by a leash. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1813 He’s Bowie’s. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1814 How do we take it for a walk... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1815 The language scientists believe this creature is saying, ‘has anyone seen my tennis ball?’. Now, what is tennis ball? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1816 This earthling is very friendly, but it poops and pees all over the place. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1817 Well! Woof, woof, waggle waggle, sure beats texting! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1818 It went somewhere in the bushes back Sirus X. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1819 He's with us on a pro bono basis. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1820 That's a what a human looks like? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1821 I have second thoughts about traveling all this way from Dyslexia. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1822 It’s simply taking longer to get the information you requested 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1823 Scotty really is becoming a more popular name for pets. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1824 Do you mind lathering the Burt's Bee's before applying this time?? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1825 Aw, can we keep him? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1826 I guess when we instructed the transporter to send up the best of earth's civilization, we should have been more specific. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1827 Is it woof woof? Ruff ruff? Arf arf? Or bow wow? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1828 And you thought it was a good idea to let your teenager try to fix the transporter. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1829 I thought it was better to cut out the middle man. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1830 This specimen is effective in making humans act like humans. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1831 How can you defend Humans as "dogs' best friend?" Please. Thank you. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1832 They don't wear much clothing, do they? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1833 Hey, I'm not going to space-walk him, you space-walk him! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1834 He’s asking no who gave his owner a Vulcan Nerve Pinch. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1835 He is amazing, the democrats have made him sound robotic. All he says his sexism, racism, and xenophobia over and over again 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1836 Maybe we should take him on a f-l-o-a-t? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1837 Beam me up Scotty! It's got to be better up there than it is down here! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1838 Yeah...they walk behind me with a scoop. They pick it up and put in a bag and carry it home with them. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1839 We just drag them around on leashes--unless you can get them off our backs. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1840 Who's a good doggie! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1841 I was hoping it was a monkey, but Fido will do. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1842 Always look to wonder what is beyond. Aliens may be weird to us, but are we weird to them? Don't be afraid to explore. There is more than what meets the eye. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1843 He uses a curious snout-in-crotch method of communication. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1844 They say our country is going to the dogs. We don't want it. Can you help? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1845 Yes! There is a mouse in my pocket. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1846 Now remember, no more chasing frisbees. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1847 Many humans see to think that they live on a diet of homework. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1848 No, you can't go outside. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1849 Those window things come down eventually, right? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1850 Take me to your follower. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1851 We hope you also become our best friend. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1852 You will be our Earth Rover, so sniff around and report back. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1853 Fuck. I wanted pussy but I got this instead. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1854 Finding Pluto not what I expected, but he is cute! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1855 Remember; bark four times when you find the one the humans call E.T. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1856 This one is way better than the last one named "Trump". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1857 This is the best they have to offer. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1858 I really think our approach will work. But first we need to know what "treat" means. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1859 I mean, it's a cool costume, but this is the gathering of DOUG impersonators... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1860 People say he is like a stable genius. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1861 We're ready for your report, Chief Spy! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1862 Sirs, while I appreciate you clarifying your meaning telepathically, my response is the same: I cannot take you TO him. My leader is around my neck! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1863 Do we eat it or pet it---I'm not sure which. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1864 I think he's smart and obedient too. Watch this: Wag! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1865 Yes, far more intelligent than what we expected to encounter 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1866 We've seen your species with other creatures who pick up your poop so we naturally thought you must be the superior of the two. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1867 You must improve your aim with the earth beam. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1868 Tom-Tom, your Mission: Im-paws-sible 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1869 Is this their prized LAB specimen I asked you to beam up? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1870 So, If we have intercourse with this earthling people will call us lazy and unproductive. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1871 Just a wild guess -is it Rumplestiltskin? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1872 Yay, it worked this time! Greta idea to test this on that weird creature he was with first. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1873 We HAVE TO stop meeting like this. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1874 WELL THE BIPEDS SEEM TO COMMUNICATE WITH AN ORIFICE AT THE FRONT AND SECURE THIS QUADRUPEDS WASTE FROM AN ORIFICE AT ITS REAR, SO WHO KNOWS? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1875 Welcome to the Starship Dyslexia. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1876 If this is man’s best friend, this should be easy. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1877 We said 'Scotty' not 'A Scotty'. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1878 His tag says Elon, but I think he's more of a Max. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1879 What’s a well? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1880 Trump seems more intelligent than what we thought. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1881 I told you that this flight was going to the dogs. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1882 Let's name it "Shithole". 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1883 It smells like updog in here. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1884 I know he needs to go, but where will we find a fire hydrant? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1885 I hope he’s hypoallergenic 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1886 You’re coming with us as the representative to the Earth’s doomsday judgement. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1887 Who's a good qizibork? You're a good qizibork. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1888 We can't be too careful - zap him with the defleazinator! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1889 I was chasing a bird, 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1890 C'mon Tom tell me, did you sense any commonsense on earth yet ? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1891 He says his father’s name is Laika. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1892 Do you wanna go for a space walk? Do you, boy? Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1893 Earthlings need a space walk to reduce cargo...how quaint... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1894 We asked the survey team to bring back the most intelligent creature they could find on Earth 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1895 After beaming him up, it'd be stupid to tell him to 'stay', right? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1896 of course I speak 6())*3$>"] 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1897 Aw, this one's even cuter! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1898 Who's a good boy? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1899 And they have these urinal things, that is why nothing is marked. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1900 We agreed that a tattoo wouldn't express commitment in quite the same way. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1901 What do you mean 'I have to call him, Sir'? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1902 Try to beam up some puppy pad...It's a long trip home 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1903 His tail is wagging. Let's probe him to see why. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1904 I'll take care of it if you let us keep it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1905 He is scruffy-looking, but can he herd nerfs? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1906 Your rescue dino has latched onto me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1907 Who's a good boy? Rex is a good boy! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1908 According to our research, it's called a 'pupper.' Humans say that they do not deserve them for reasons that remain unclear. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1909 No, I said roll over 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1910 I didn't much care for his last batch of brownies. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1911 we want that thing that is wagging behind you now. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1912 The perfect extraterrestrial that barks less, wags more. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1913 I thought you said "God." This thing is pretty much the opposite. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1914 I think he understands our command structure. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1915 Yeah, it's crazy. They still haven't found out who the good boy is. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1916 We finally have the resources for toupees. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1917 I don’t think we are supposed to eat it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1918 I told my husband I was going on a girls trip. That sent him packing. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1919 Who pressed the blue button? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1920 You're from the Dog Star! Are you Sirius?? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1921 It's alien to think this could be your best friend. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1922 But we checked him out on the internet... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1923 It seems to serve the will of a much more powerful 'Master.' 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1924 Don't we need some pee pads? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1925 ... and he won't share any of the hamburgers with you? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1926 We usually just take away a femur. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1927 It's a new thing called house arrest. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1928 Are you sure that's a farmer from Idaho? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1929 Believe me, the feeling is mutual. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1930 So tell us, what's the deal with Poodles? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1931 Who rescued who? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1932 Can't we get a ship's cat like every other UFO? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1933 He's supposed to be their Dog. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1934 Here's what we know: alert eyes,loud noises, constant motion and lovable. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1935 I'm going to call her 'Oumuamua. You're the _real_ scout, 'Oumuamua. Yes you are! Yes you are! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1936 Why do they insist on calling me Scotty? And what does beam me up even mean?" All this for a bone. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1937 We've learned to control this Earthling's stinger by alternating the sounds, good boy...bath...good boy...bath. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1938 Hold on, fella. Let me grab a leash, and I'll take you for a moon walk. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1939 Who's turn is it to take Laika out for a walk? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1940 Anyone see where the tennis ball floated? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1941 We found him their Internet. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1942 He said that on earth the people who do all the work look like us. He would like us to prepare his food. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1943 We expected intelligent life here, but not smarter than us. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1944 Whose going to take him for walks? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1945 The scanner says he’s a good boy. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1946 This should help with our cow herding problems. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1947 I said bring a Good Ol' Boy, not a Good Boy. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1948 I am my master's voice. F.ck off! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1949 Let's name him Rover. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1950 What the hell? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1951 Well, since his license has expired, we must send him back. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1952 Oh wise one, how have you trained the human to scoop every time you poop? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1953 Fetch! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1954 Who's going to walk the dog? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1955 Thank you for your visit, we feel privileged to have met you, I'm sorry we had no common language. We must go back to that distant light in the sky we showed you. Ciao. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1956 I never thought they would look so much like a "Dog" 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1957 Another stray? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1958 He reports that if we can eliminate cats, we can control the planet within a week. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1959 Star Paws: The Empire Strokes Back 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1960 He pursued us rather doggedly. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1961 Take us to your humanoid companion. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1962 This galaxy has gone to the dogs. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1963 I took him out this morning. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1964 Polly wanna cracker? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1965 Spaceman #2, do you believe Connery is The One True Bond or have you been compromised by the mysterious orbit of your origin? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1966 and we just ran out of probes - we'll have to use our fingers! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1967 He's trained to smell Uranus light years away. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1968 So, how did you get your slaves to wait on you, and take care of your every need? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1969 Abduction is no problem, but how do you get them to clean up after you? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1970 A great distraction! Hopefully THIS dog won't end up liking the aliens more. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1971 Nope, no others left. He played dead. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1972 Looks like we need to work more on his fetching skills. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1973 Become there best friend 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1974 That's not Kirk! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1975 You beamed me up, but I’m not a Scotty! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1976 Can we teach him to speak? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1977 We understand this is the leader we are seeking. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1978 They've pretty much conquered how to feed us but getting them to scoop up the waste is a work in progress. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1979 Nobody's going to believe they are your oversized dolls you sell.. Anyway how are you going to get that in the overhead? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1980 Sure, you can be E.T.'s pet dog! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1981 We would like you to be our intergalactic ambassador. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1982 Look Laika collusion 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1983 WELCOME ABOARD! IF YOU MUST, FIRE HYDRANT STRAIGHT AHEAD! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1984 Sorry, Zircon, in this disguise you'll have to lick the humans. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1985 I think I'm more of byorkle person. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1986 Did you have a good float, Spot? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1987 Another Entanglement 2.10 screw-up. We beamed up Scotty to fix the warp drive but we got this Labrador going "Woof!" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1988 Well, he does go by the name "Elvis." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1989 The Russians of earth-year 1957 are more furry than we anticipated. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1990 Hey guys, looks like you’re having a ruff night. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1991 wHo DIs nEw HoOe 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1992 So, your saying that "any shithole will do"? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1993 Didn't we say "please beam me up a Dalmation?" 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1994 Finally...an intelligent life form! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1995 I hope they use a leash when they let me out to pee. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1996 He says, even after centuries of study he has still not found intelligent life on earth. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1997 This one seems more intelligent than that one they call "trump." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1998 Do you play soccer? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1999 I said, 'Beam me up a scotty,' not a golden retriever. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2000 We only have people food. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2001 He doesn't look like Lassie. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2002 I gotta lay off the cat poo. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2003 Now we can go home. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2004 Oh My God! We need to repair this dyslexic transporter! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2005 Who's a good inter-gallactic genetically engineered gender-unspecific canid?! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2006 Meanwhile on earth: thank god they picked good old Bodo as example for earthlings! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2007 So we are namesakes then. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2008 Time to go home, girl. It turns out retrievers aren’t a good fit in space. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2009 Check your translator, Quark. Clearly "Take me to your beagle" doesn't work. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2010 fetched home after a long ride! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2011 FIU4QY089RFJKDVKLJ. Arf arf. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2012 He seems friendly but I prefer cats. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2013 We transported you here because we heard you were top dog and head of the Flea World. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2014 Abdogted - take me to your fleader 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2015 Weird-it sounds like they just keep saying "We come in Threes" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2016 A Pointer, not a Scottie? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2017 Come to our planet! That's the most artistic series of woofs I've ever heard! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2018 Your Time Is Up. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2019 Our bad. Give us back our arms and we'll go peacefully. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2020 We found him walking ahead of a 2-legged creature he was pulling along and it was clear he was the more intelligent life form. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2021 Sit, good boy! You are know traveling in space with creatures from another planet. If you wish to return to earth, you must bark 3 times. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2022 I can teach you how to domesticate them. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2023 What’s his name? Beamer 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2024 That's not Scotty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2025 Very puzzling. Judging by our radio intercepts, we thought the earth creatures could communicate quite well. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2026 Sorry Ug, maybe another night. I’m under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2027 It was supposed to be a Scotty. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2028 I am lookin’ for the nearest tree. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2029 My daughter wanted a cat but how can you resist that face 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2030 I think she wants to go for a spacewalk. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2031 I guess my theory about intelligent life forms on earth was wrong! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2032 KZTR TSBN JLCI FIDO 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2033 It seems a little too excited about taking us to its master. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2034 Okay, we get it, the trip here was rough... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2035 A bit to tuff and chewy for my taste. You can have the rest. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2036 Everything we need to know about humans we can learn from dogs. And dogs are safer and self cleaning. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2037 Who’s the good carbon-based lifeform? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2038 Now Beam Me Up Now!! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2039 Are you sure it said "god" on his bowl, Dislexia? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2040 Okay, so who is going to be first to walk him? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2041 Ugly thing, isn't he? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2042 Perhaps we've finally found that higher intelligence we've been searching for. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2043 Remember , tell them you're a service dog - they'll let you go wherever you want. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2044 So this is where they really sent ol’ yeller 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2045 Alien: how did you survive the vacuum of space? Dog: wait the what now 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2046 I'm gonna call him Alpha. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2047 It won't work. He's the wrong breed. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2048 All I said was beam me up Spottie! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2049 This being is highly evolved. It exists only for food, sleep, and play. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2050 Teleport his waste to that bean counter who denied us the litterbox. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2051 It's going to be a doggone shame. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2052 What? Up dawg! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2053 I said "beam me up a scottie" and this is what turned up! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2054 Does It Bite ? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2055 You fella's can't tell the difference between a dog and a human...? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2056 I wish it was this easy to sniff out a human target for probing. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2057 ..yes:..we boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2058 When are you going to walk me already? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2059 Ok, who has the stick co-ordinates? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2060 They just added this new species to our Anal Probing Research List.....and such a cute face! Hmmm, anybody want to volunteer ? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2061 Should we probe its trump? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2062 We brought you here to pitch a movie concept -- The Flea! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2063 what's a wee-wee pad? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2064 Who's turn is it to walk Rover? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2065 It's a new breed of space tourist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2066 glerba sherb galäquu gOrbb! :•) 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2067 I didn’t abduct my dog, he abducted me. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2068 They did say our new captain was the Top Dog. I thought he'd be taller... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2069 But is it hot? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2070 We've been watching you for a long time. Is it 'bow wow' or 'arf arf'? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2071 Boy, are you going to bow-wow them when you get there! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2072 Beam me up, Labrador. No! Beam me up Schnauzer! Beam me up Yorkie?... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2073 Your turn to walk him, Stan. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2074 We beamed you up, Scotty. Very enterprising of us, don't you think? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2075 I wish he'd stop following me to work. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2076 Hummmm, Hashtag says he's man's best friend 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2077 Play dead, Scotty. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2078 I asked for a guinea pig. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2079 Isn't "bow-wow" the same in any language? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2080 When does it poop? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2081 Told you he wasn't their leader. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2082 Looks a bit like a Fetchem. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2083 The rotting garbage scented bait draws a small but faithful audience. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2084 Look, what could wrong? All you have to do is find a human, put a leash on him and beam back up! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2085 Let’s see how far he can fetch. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2086 What exactly is 'a dog's life' ? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2087 Alien speaking “they really clean up your poop! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2088 I think we shall call him Steve 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2089 What is a comfort dog? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2090 So is this what the humans call a 'pupper' or a 'doggo'? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2091 I thought we were getting a Scotty to beam us up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2092 Ol’ Scotty here is just beaming! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2093 Hurry, someone get some newspaper! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2094 It's Stephen Hawking! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2095 Are you sure this is the right one? I thought that the earth creatures were more intelligent than that 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2096 Oh look Sam! Your wife is back. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2097 He never tells them, but I really want to know who the good boy is. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2098 Are you sure its set to 350•? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2099 I come in peace to powwow,wow! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2100 He obeyed our first command, but will he speak? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2101 How do you milk this thing? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2102 It’s the latest thing for times when you can’t get out to walk your dog...... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2103 Mission accomplished. I've abducted the smartest occupant of the White House. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2104 Yes we're going for a ride...no you can't stick your head out the window. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2105 Wanna go for a ride? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2106 I am surrounded by aliens 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2107 I think he needs some space! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2108 Oh I know..... LET'S NAME IT.... SHITHOLE it does that a lot........! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2109 Welcome to planet dyslexia, god! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2110 As I recall, Snrgll, you ate the sex organs of our last visitor, so I think it's someone else's turn. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2111 I wonder if he realizes "neutered" means the same thing on our planet? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2112 It's some cereal. It's supposed to be good for ya. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2113 He truly enjoys the view through the window! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2114 That's not my luggage. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2115 And we have to take him out twice a day! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2116 ...and we’ll try to beam you to a shithole. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2117 And do try to beam me to a shithole. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2118 Humans have evolved, Sir, since our missions here in the ’50s. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2119 I told you this was going to be a problem.... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2120 I'm putting 3,000 zorbecks on 25 red. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2121 He just did an ass drag.. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2122 Why do you keep asking if we brought the ball? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2123 I prefer Spin the Bottle. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2124 I'm sure his 7&tz1 is worse than his ++92%! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2125 For an alien life form, he looks a little rough! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2126 I've heard of absurd, but this is ridiculous! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2127 Take us to your Cesar. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2128 We told you to fetch your leader. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2129 Scotty, not Spotty! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2130 Wonder what they thought of him down there? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2131 Remember all safety procedures when debarking, and try not to be catty with the humans. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2132 I'm sorry, it's the Scotty's day off. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2133 Wanat Reeet? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2134 AND WE HAVE DOG FOOD IN THE SHAPE OF A BONE. DO YOU HAVE THAT UP THERE? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2135 Why do we even bother with the Rover? We just back sticks. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2136 He looks friendly, but does he come from a s***hole planet? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2137 I think his name is Woof. "Bow wow" means "hello". 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2138 Dog is my co-pilot. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2139 Will you tell us if we give you a glorp? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2140 Beam him back Scotty! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2141 This time his get up and go is too far-fetched. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2142 better not abscond him...four legged humans would never get past security. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2143 You said you needed a new co-pilot. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2144 Perhaps we should have been more specific regarding “who’s” leader. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2145 Her leader called her a bitch but I could see she was the superior species. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2146 We must learn why it chases saucers. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2147 This world accepts a master more readily than expected. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2148 You forgot to beam up Dorothy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2149 He does his business in another dimension. It saves on baggies. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2150 I think we should call him Sci-Fido! I think we should call him Sci-Fido! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2151 That tan is developing quite nicely along his snout. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2152 Essentially, I'm the one you know as "Little Timmy." But you have the gist of the story, Yes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2153 If I'm being honest, I would say we're more man's *good* friend than than best friend. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2154 God speed to our best friend! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2155 It always happens during vacations 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2156 Don't forget the pooper scooper. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2157 Fantastic ! Now we can determine what's in this creature's waste. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2158 Beam him up and out. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2159 Beam me up, Scottie Dog. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2160 We only use Bitecoin! Why won’t you believe me? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2161 I doubt he's intergalactic trained. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2162 The earth boy called it "Astro" just before assimilation. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2163 He says he's from Planet "Arf". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2164 I thought we were getting McConaughey, Bullock or Damon. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2165 Dogs are gods on Sunaru. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2166 where's the leash? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2167 We specifically requested a Beagle. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2168 Speak, Buddy, Speak! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2169 I AM G.O.D.!!!! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2170 So, Zork, did you learn anything else on Earth except how to fetch? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2171 This one is looking "ruff". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2172 Looks like it's gonna' be a three Martian night. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2173 Which of you would like the privilege of picking up after me? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2174 I am your anointed leader 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2175 Any of you guys interested in some 'Victrola' stock, cheap? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2176 I'm under house pet arrest. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2177 How does it text. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2178 Finally, an alien who understands me! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2179 Yet another service dog. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2180 They say he is man's best friend on Earth. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2181 This will definitely be the farthest I've ever seen him fetch. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2182 The life entities of this planet seem friendly enough - his companion with the MAGA hat tried to lick me too! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2183 Dogonit! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2184 Albuquerque! I said, do you know the way to Albuquerque! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2185 Think of the big leap for doggy-kind. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2186 Maybe we should do the probe again. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2187 I'm under house arrest 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2188 A nagging innovation. They call it cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2189 Can we probe him? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2190 It’s not Uranus I’m thinking about. It’s his. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2191 Well of course we can beam you back down to Pluto! Just be careful whom you wag to. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2192 Yeah, but my neck has never felt better. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2193 The creature escaped from a building that read SPCA - I was looking for help with our spacecraft and thought it could help us. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2194 His chew toy rolled under the couch. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2195 Knick-Knack-Paddy-Whack-Give-A-Dog-A-Phone-Home 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2196 We lost the human attached to it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2197 Three against one? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2198 Did he say roof or ruff ? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2199 his speech patterns are off the chain; this is going to take a while 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2200 Gentlemen, this is step 1 in how to make a dog star. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2201 airbnb advertised a meaty-or? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2202 * dog barks loudly * Send him back to Earth! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2203 ...Let’s deport him back to earth...he’ll want to chain emigrate every cur down there... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2204 He's not talking. Let's rough him up. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2205 I took him along because he gave the secret password, Woof! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2206 Not to worry. We'll beam you up Scotty. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2207 Earthlings are much more well behaved than what our 'fake news' reports would tell us. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2208 We found it far superior to the upright, two-legged creatures on the orb. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2209 We must presume these are the masters. All other species tolerate their public defecation. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2210 Ubu? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2211 Finally, we have their leader. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2212 What kind of cat is that? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2213 Don't worry. This diplomat will deliver. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2214 He says he wants to sniff our butts. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2215 Nice car. Shotgun! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2216 Where’s your gentle leader? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2217 She seemed the only one worth saving from that pit of excrement. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2218 Just beam him out before he eats your left arm too! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2219 We never should have sent the dyslexic recruit to investigate their deity. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2220 Hi. Take me to your breeder. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2221 We have traveled from a galaxy far far away... please help us to understand these so-called 'dog years.' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2222 Why didn't we get a poodle? Now I'm feeling allergic. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2223 Can we keep him?....he's hypoallergenic. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2224 I think he liked the ancient newspaper better. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2225 We requested Earth’s most magnificent Cure-all. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2226 Yes, it's exactly like "The Last Starfighter" but with burying bones! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2227 Don't hurt him, Xyfor. Any friend of theirs is a friend of ours. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2228 We actually took him awa from his lead, er.... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2229 Pardons for our ignorance, your excellency; but how do we spin "Woof" into a movement for the masses? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2230 He seems excited about our anti-cat pro stick agenda. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2231 Soon, he’ll be eating out of our hands. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2232 First one to bark, would be the first one to disembark! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2233 Back up. He has space issues. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2234 Apparently in cities it's processed food is very collectable! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2235 I wish I could probe myself. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2236 Fido, you’ll have to hold ‘til the meteor storm passes. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2237 Where is the orange vest? Without one, our fees will be astronomical. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2238 Can I get to the pet store from here? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2239 Dog: "They kidnapped me because they need a best friend" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2240 Are you sure this is the intelligent life we were expecting? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2241 Now I understand how someone like Trump could be elected. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2242 That is very observant of you - we do all look the same up here. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2243 This is the most intelligent species on this planet 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2244 Not at all like the Greys we imagined. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2245 If we can learn how he did it... then we won’t ever need our female species again!” 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2246 It's the most advanced species we've found on Earth: wordless communication and a warless society. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2247 Apologies Earthling.....you are not one..... and what is a frisbee? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2248 Don’t look at me for an explanation. He didn’t beam up with us. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2249 Bruh this is the fatass that's been eating all them Tide pods we needed 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2250 Siriusly? This is day #1271 and you still don't know we can't take you out to play fetch? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2251 Ah, I have three pets and a nice space view- now all I need is that new jacuzzi. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2252 As the most intelligent life form, we're taking you home with us. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2253 We see that you’re a leaker. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2254 I said “up Scotty” not “a Scottie.” 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2255 Okay, I didn't resign. I was impeached. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2256 Ruh-roh, they are sending you to the White House. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2257 Bring me to your litter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2258 We asked for a representative who is compassionate, loving, non-judgmental, accepting of our unusual appearance and willing to listen to what we have to say. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2259 Who's a good blorphmablop? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2260 I thought you said it would salivate. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2261 It has plenty of hair we can harvest for three toupees. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2262 Agent Scruffy, what are you anal probe findings? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2263 I said apple, not ALPO! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2264 Is he Zorgon-trained? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2265 Space Dogs, 2010: but one of them died 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2266 A perfect specimen of a mormon female. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2267 I think you may have invented alligator clamps 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2268 Just remember kids, you promised to walk him. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2269 He says his name is Bow Wow and he comes from the planet Arf. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2270 "How long did it take you yo rule the planet EARTH"? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2271 Dog wags tail, that's much better. Beam it down. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2272 If we name it, we'll have to keep it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2273 The dogspotting mods will yell at me for posting this. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2274 He doesn't appear to be afraid or anxious. He does seem to be communicating a desire to go 'out', whatever that means. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2275 Can you get Lincoln up here too? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2276 So this is the supposed “Intelligent Species”?! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2277 I said take us to your leader but he said we probably wouldn't be allowed in. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2278 Foiled, woof, again! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2279 Eh, Greetings from Earth? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2280 No, I don’t know Seth McFarland! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2281 Rut row 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2282 Here Snoop! Here Snoop! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2283 I found myself and my next startup idea! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2284 So far we know that arf-arf-woof is a command for a lesser being to gather up poop. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2285 Stop staring and start petting. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2286 ...and so the USS Enterprise eventually became designated Air Force One... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2287 As you can see, you have made a terrible mistake. I am not a Scottie. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2288 How did these humans build a civilization without opposable thumbs?? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2289 Go for a walk? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2290 Beam me up Scooby. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2291 We've selected you because you're a very good girl. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2292 What hath dog wrought 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2293 Well, we beamed him up, but he's not a Scottie! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2294 It’s hard to know where to start. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2295 Woah! It is telling me with telepathic powers that there are these weird things on Earth called... Hoomins? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2296 I understand that Canines communicate by tail movement. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2297 Well, it wasn’t our first choice but it keeps its rear discharge port very clean and our probe won’t need decontamination. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2298 Who is your best friend? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2299 Should we take him back to our planet or leave him here in Alabama? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2300 Take me back home or I will piss and poop all over this place. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2301 Think he's a good boy? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2302 So who forgot to call the teleporter repair guy? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2303 He just wants to go outside and pee! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2304 "Fly back to Area 51, for an epic 'good boy fetch!' 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2305 He is more intelligent than that orange haired oaf they tried to push on us. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2306 It was all in your timing. You said "Beam me up Scotty." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2307 Scotty, is that you? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2308 Good boy -- now go fetch. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2309 'Tis a dog's tail, signifying nothing--and everything. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2310 He's a little anxious whenever we have company. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2311 What would Krypto do? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2312 I've read about similar Earth creatures. This then must be a rattle dog. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2313 uh.. oh.. Chickie was in the beam with Rudy 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2314 I'm betting if we had sent a dog to the moon 50 years ago, would we'd have many close Extraterrestrial friends by now? Who knows, maybe they'd even sit up and roll over for us! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2315 I said from the parking lot, not barking lot! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2316 Yes I'm sure I want to do a brain swap with this dumbass dog. My alien body sucks I wanna be a dog. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2317 I thought his crap circles were messages! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2318 It's your turn to let him out this time. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2319 He thinks he is going for a walk. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2320 Ain't that a bitch?--We won't know till it stands up! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2321 I translate his tail language as "Take me to your Leader". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2322 Those humans down there are total idiots, and that feline thing kept scratching holes in our spacesuits, but now I think we are on to something... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2323 Either our transport signal is off by a few meters, or XYBLX transformed into a squirrel chasing monster... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2324 whose turn is it to walk the dog... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2325 But you claimed you were a scientist on the Internet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2326 bro look at this fuckin dog lmao 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2327 When I asked your to bring up a rover I thought it would be suitable for the moon. This model is always looking for trees. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2328 Teach us your most beguiling tricks 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2329 Pretty please can we keep him? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2330 Glorgg, I told you Earthlings won’t just look like us with shorter faces! You have no imagination. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2331 It's called a human being 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2332 I swear he threw it 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2333 Everybody be careful; it may be a man's best friend, but we're not sure what it thinks about aliens. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2334 You said it was only on the top of their heads. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2335 Call Gort, he speaks dog. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2336 Alien 1: This is the nicest thing you can find on Earth? Alien 3: Lately, the Earth-life has been ruff... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2337 Who's a good alien? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2338 How about you just sniff it, instead? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2339 Woof. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2340 The earthling's rear antenna moves like that whenever we ask it who's a good boy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2341 Do you have all your shots? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2342 Do you think he's spaceship trained? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2343 On the Intetgalacticnet, no one knows you're a dog. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2344 Who let the dog up? Who, who, who, who? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2345 Take us to your best boy 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2346 Golden retriever > Golden (orange) president 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2347 I'm pretty sure we got the more intelligent one. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2348 Just Beam it back DOWN... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2349 What's that girl? Our comrade has fallen into a gravity well? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2350 A close encounter of the furred kind. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2351 It's your turn to walk him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2352 Dog-Gone-It 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2353 Probably a better choice for a best friend than ‘man’ was.... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2354 We had tails at one time, right? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
2355 I wonder if he can breathe fire like the ones on our home planet? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2356 The Zinalites' mission to destroy earth was abruptly terminated when they found earth creatures to be too darn lovable. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2357 Yes, we have finally harnessed the power of tail wagging energy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2358 In or out? C'mon boy, make up your mind. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2359 can you find the spaceship keys? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2360 He said he would take all of us to his leader. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2361 He's wearing a collar, but where's his leader? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2362 I shall name him after my shuttlecraft, Rover. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2363 The invisible fusion fence isn't working. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2364 I told you barking at the moon is an earthly expression. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2365 Do you think they spell their words from left to right? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2366 Can we beam with you to your lead dog? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2367 It's your turn to take him outside. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2368 He looks a lot like my Xeno. Might even be littermate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2369 We tried to capture his custodian, too, but she dropped the leash and ran away. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2370 Lots of sticks and balls, but he hasn't retrieved any gold yet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2371 He may not always be the most well-behaved pet, but at least he's housetrained 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2372 X9 finally got the tail thing right. It's time to beam him down. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2373 So,how do we become your best friend? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2374 We're sending you down as a Hollywood producer, you'll fit right in. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2375 His tags says his galaxy of origin is B-I-N-G-O 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2376 Advanced ljfe form ? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2377 They have not yet advanced to standing on two feet or having opposing thumbs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2378 I could have sworn he told me to beam up Spotty. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2379 I told you I would find a great spot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2380 Admit it, guys. The coolest motherfucker on four legs right there. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2381 Humans seem really nice. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2382 Was this incoming or outgoing? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2383 You did say that we wanted God as our copilot, right? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2384 Give us all your poop on planet Earth. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2385 So, rock/paper/laser to see who goes down to pick it up? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2386 He's sure a lot nicer than his two-legged companions. Let's beam him back down and start over. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2387 It can move! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2388 I guess it’s true. All dogs go to Saturn. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2389 You mean you don't know about Canis Major? You can't be serious. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2390 Hi, my name is Scotty... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2391 I guess I picked the wrong owner, they don’t go by the fancier necklace. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2392 Apparently, he'd the leader's best friend. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2393 They said only one carrying per family. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2394 He kept on hugging my leg sir, I thought he would be perfect for my “love on earth” experiment. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2395 Hmm...so Earth really is a dog-eat-dog world. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2396 I’ll call the transporter 1-800 number.” “I’ll get the transporter manual.” “I’ll find something I can fashion into a poop bag. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2397 Cancel the Planet Destruction orders Zarf! These Earthlings aren't the violent destructive species we mistakenly believed them to be. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2398 Enunciate carefully, lest they beam you up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2399 I think we are going to the dogs 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2400 Supposedly he's the best friend. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2401 Who is Timmy, and what is a well? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2402 I think you meant, "We'd like to speak to your God?" 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2403 We need your help to create a hyperdrive, ohyeswedo 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2404 I like the concept of a Therapy God. Maybe it will help my dyslexia! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2405 "Can we be your best friend too?' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2406 What, Dr. Who? Something weird happened to your regeneration? And Timmy was captured by the Daleks? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2407 Oh sure! As soon as he has to go outside he's my dog. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2408 He's cute, but I said to beam up a scottie, not a labbie. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2409 What's a dog? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2410 Captain we seem to be having a problem with molecular regeneration module. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2411 Thin collar- probably lower cast. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2412 sounds like Greek to me 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2413 He says his best friend now identifies as a woman 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2414 Are you sure this is the Lassie we saw on TV? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2415 Will this disguise make him the top dog? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2416 You know, you guys look kind of weird too, don't you? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2417 Having developped four legs he should speak, too !! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2418 Captain Cat will not be pleased. Captain Cat will not be pleased. So this is the creature the earthlings worship. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2419 It is INDEED a very, very odd little creature. I wonder if it might be what the earth-people call a 'politician'? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2420 Darn, they dress and look alike - can't remember who took me for a walk. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2421 When we take him for a walk, do we have to pick up the do-do? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2422 I thought Earthlings would look more like us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2423 Do you think he knows where we can find Elvis? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2424 Affirmative: Specimen is most advanced species on planet." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2425 I prefer these to the bipeds. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2426 But I asked for a Scottie! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2427 I say why suffer...go ahead and do a hair of the dog. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2428 This must be heaven. No Cats ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2429 Hell, if you feed us, we'll be your best friend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2430 On our planet dogs are people and people are dogs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2431 Who's the retriever now bitch? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2432 I hope "walkies" doesn't mean what I think it means. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2433 Poor fella lost his onesie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2434 We beamed it up as it was trying to catch our exploratory saucer craft in its teeth. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2435 If its leader likes getting its face licked I’m not sure we should stick around. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2436 This isn’t what I pictured when I demanded Earth’s greatest treasure. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2437 Yes, this one's friendly. But don't beam up any one with pointy ears. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2438 Don't get us wrong - We'd LOVE to keep you, but we simply don't have a fenced-in space port. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2439 Uh oh, it wants to go for a walk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2440 Seriously, who told him my name was Arf? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2441 In dog light years, you’re seven times smarter than a cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2442 I thought we could start with a dog and then see if we want to move on to a human. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2443 No, you may not probe our butts! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2444 Yes, they expect me to fetch. Can you believe it? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2445 He may be able to tap unto the "dog gone truth." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2446 I hope you know there are no dog days in outerspace 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2447 Our planet will never need to mop again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2448 All it says is woof. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2449 In retrospect, maybe we should have abducted a cat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2450 We'll name him Clifford the Big Red Dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2451 We give you our word of honor that you are NOT in Asia!!!!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2452 This planet isn’t as advanced as we thought. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2453 We just EVA'd him an hour ago, and besides, every time he sees Sirius he sprints out towards it at Light Speed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2454 You can’t go out. Dog Waste is Space Junk! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2455 Don't forget the New York Times delivery bag if you take him out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2456 All we want to know is how you are able to control the lives of who call themselves your "owners." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2457 So, tell us about this friend of yours... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2458 But I wanted a Scottie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2459 You beamed me to the wrong ship, Scottie Dog! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2460 Trust me, this is much better. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2461 At least this one seems more intelligent than the two-legged ones. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2462 Our dogged commander says bow WOW, which means the view is out of this world. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2463 I guess it depends on what you mean by "intelligent life". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2464 We've determined he's not very advanced. But he's a very good boy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2465 We've discovered Pluto. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2466 The small pointy eared creature is more intelligent although this is better than those two-legged things. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2467 Take me to your gentle leader. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2468 Anybody know what "potty" is? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2469 My how you've changed since we last saw each other. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2470 It was the dog. Also, we breathe methane. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2471 Bluarg this isn't a homo sapien 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2472 Who abducted who? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2473 Nuts to this 'Beam me up, Scotty,' ya got the wrong breed! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2474 Man's best friend, eh? Boy, you're going to love this ride in the car. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2475 Pluto! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2476 I said Beam her not Bowser!!! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2477 Let's start by setting some ground rules. First, I prefer a good cab to water with my kibble. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2478 I found her in the SPCE. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2479 Didn’t you ask them to send the receiver? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2480 Beware , it's a doggy dog world out there , and barking is not always a biting remark . 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2481 He's the intelligent one, the one with the two legs picks up after him. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2482 Play along. You're man's best friend, until you're not... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2483 We probably should have abducted a few newspapers too. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2484 To be honest, I had a different meaning of the word 'wrecks' in mind. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2485 So...you're man's best friend. Tell us everything you know. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2486 As Xzorkians we'll call it Xzorkis Best Friend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2487 I'm pretty sure that this is a human. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2488 Why do I want to pet it on the head so badly? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2489 Siriusly? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2490 This is America's leader? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2491 All I said was beam me up Spottie! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2492 I didn't know humans were so funny-looking! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2493 This one seemed to be in charge. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2494 What is your secret to make humans follow you on a leash and then clean up your mess? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2495 Looks like somebody needs to go for a space walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2496 Are you Chuck Berry? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2497 He seemed to think we were examining him backwards. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2498 Humans don't deserve dogs anyway. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2499 It's your turn. I walked him last earth orbit. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2500 He seems to want to leave our craft for a walk. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2501 You're now 3,000 years old in dog years but we'd like to teach you a new trick. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2502 This earthling seems quite stable, possibly a genius. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2503 When he said he would send his best friend I thought that it would be human 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2504 Why did you beam him up, Scotty? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2505 You're going to be the first outer space "Old Yeller!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2506 Any ideas for when he has to go out? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2507 Mr. Spock, meet Mr. Spot. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2508 I know your species isn't exactly the brightest, but surely you understand that was meant to be a cookbook. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2509 President Trump said that any old dog could do it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2510 Rough? Rough? We'll give you 'rough' if you don't tell us about your planet! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2511 Apparently he is more intelligent than an equivalently aged human scholar of high achievement in something called 'middle school'. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
2512 You have posted wrong cartoon today- my caption below is for Maslin , dated for Jan 7 : " It's a Muellersaurus" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
2513 Are you a good witch? Or a bad witch? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2514 Please, master, tell us we are going to Pluto this holiday.... 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2515 New immigration laws, beam me up, Fido. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2516 Gotta go! Please tell me that there are trees up here! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2517 Human anus, am I right? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2518 When the boss said "earthling" he was being general, right? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2519 Why dogs should never take themselves out at night. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2520 It's about to go where no dog has gone before. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
2521 He responds well to entitlement programs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2522 There's a lot they figured out yet, but you've got to appreciate how keen they were to let me know I was a good boy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2523 We search the universe for good boys. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2524 Yes, this is the highest form of life we've found on planet "earth." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2525 Multiple missions to Earth and we've finally succeeded in finding a sign of intelligent life. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2526 The owner let go of the neck ring at 25,000 feet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2527 He's definitely the most intelligent life form on the planet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2528 I still think Pluto is a planet! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2529 So we finally meet a human. Strange looking species. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2530 Interesting! This dog is wagging his tail. I thought it was the other way around. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2531 Beam up Scottie, Scotty. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2532 Whoo! Apparently I said "Take me to your BREEDER" in his language. Things got wacky after that! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2533 This'll be just like taking your temperature at the vet. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
2534 See? There is a dog! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2535 Just give him some space. He’ll warm up to us eventually. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2536 Go fetch us some earthlings. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2537 I think it needs to go out. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2538 ...and we don't have any of those disposable plastic bags on board. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2539 Fetch! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2540 Earthlings are much more intelligent than we suspected -- and potty-trained to boot. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2541 The beast insists he is fixed, but probing indicates his reproductive system is broken. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2542 Why didn't you tell us you were the higher life form we were looking for?" "It's not that you couldn't understand me, it's that you didn't ask. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2543 How did you learn our language? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2544 Where is the human you took for a walk? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2545 They swore this was their leader. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2546 Sorry, Xzbul, our teleporter had a slight glitch. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2547 They don't call her man's best friend for nothing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2548 He looks, like, really smart! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2549 I haven’t decided which one’s the carry-on and which one’s the personal item... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2550 Man’s best friend shows more promise. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2551 It's a kind of Russian roulette, he has selected me to do the outside repairs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2552 Take us to your owner. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2553 If my calculations are correct, this species has indeed taken over the planet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2554 We may have misjudged you... we believe it's a "litter box"? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2555 Two characters from the end of the sentence “where is your leader” his back part waggles incredibly fast 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2556 I know what I heard. You distinctly said "Beam me up Scottie."! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2557 Whats with the low waving antenae? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2558 We offered to return him to the White House, but he insists on staying with us. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2559 We believe it is the lone survivor of the dog-eat-dog world. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2560 We should have beamed up the other end of the leash. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2561 Mankind's best friend, reporting for duty. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2562 Well, dont expect me to take him out at night! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2563 Earth dog take us to your, like, really smart leader. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2564 When the earthling wags his tail we are supposed to obey. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2565 Keeps saying "woof "??? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2566 Captain Kirk, is that you? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2567 Tree? What’s a tree? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2568 Fetch your leader 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2569 That's right Rex , there is no Trump on our planet! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2570 Snack? Have you got a snack? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2571 Are you Scotty? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2572 Shouldn't we take the collar off before we use the panini press? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2573 And don't forget - "Who's a good boy?" is a rhetorical question. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2574 Because you are the best example of love, and loyalty. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2575 Johnson, stop asking him to roll over." "I'm beaming him outside before bedtime. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2576 Man, Trump's presidency is so bad that even dogs are leaving. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2577 Scotty finally beamed up. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2578 A furry? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2579 I think he means Klaxor is trapped in a black hole. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2580 She keeps saying something about a "Timmy" and a "well". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2581 I'm not sure if your Universal Translator can pull this one off... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2582 He says his anus has already been probed. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2583 It is your turn to take him out for a walk. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2584 His collar indicates his name is Sparky, he's gluten free and lives on Riverside Drive. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2585 Having amended our design to include the wagging tail, our modeling now predicts that this will become Man's Best Friend. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2586 I have brought you three here to study you further. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2587 And for some reason, oftentimes they seem to enjoy licking their own lips. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2588 Beam him back up after he does his thing. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2589 ARF??? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2590 Alien says, "You see, all dogs don't go to heaven." 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2591 I told you - humans can't talk! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2592 Who do you think 'Arf! Arf!' means? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2593 Sorry. We don't have an outdoor bathroom. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2594 Good dog. Now, fetch earth. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2595 Say goodbye to partisan politics. With Old Yeller here as my running mate, I'll coast through the 2020 election. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2596 I think it looks more like a Lab than Scottie. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2597 We should beam him up, but he's no Scottie. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
2598 Let's study him before he becomes one of us. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2599 Are your shots up to date? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2600 Okay, now beam me up a Scottie! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2601 Beam me up, I'm a Scotty. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
2602 As I suspected,, minaturizing Zabaff was a mistake. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
2603 “Beam me up beagle” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2604 Getting used to new technology can sometimes be Ruff. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2605 If you get any motion sickness, just shake it off. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2606 Are you sure it's spelled "G-O-D," not "D-O-G"? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2607 He’s telling us the liberals of his planet are in distress. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2608 Rex was always fond of eggs but became even more excited when they told him there were no cats on planet Humpty. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2609 Inform Lord Grok they are willing to accept the treaty. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2610 Evidently the planet's dominant species. The taller, two-legged ones' only function seems to be collecting the waste of this one. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2611 Take a ride boy?? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2612 I said, "Beam me up Scotty, not Fluffy." 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2613 Okay, whose turn to take him out? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2614 Beam him down. He needs to go out. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2615 Prepare the canine probe. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2616 C'mon pooch! We can't go home until you fetch the joystick! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2617 Does this mean we've been in the Twilight Zone for the past four years? Thank god!!! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2618 He has trailed humans to find cats and fire hydrants. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2619 He followed my phone home. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2620 I don't get it; we're green, how come he keeps calling us "Greys?" 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2621 Beam you where, Spotty? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2622 I said beam me up SCOTTY 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2623 Dogmatic? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2624 Do you think Mother will let us keep him? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2625 Well we never thought where he could do his business. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2626 Yes Sir – Spock must play ball with you because you are the new Captain. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2627 You gotta do more than wag your tail to get beamed up! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2628 He asked to be taken to our leader. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2629 They sent him here to mark their territory. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2630 Until we can decypher their language, we should respond in kind. Commander GL3RPH, stick your nose in its crotch. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2631 Congratulations, you have just been named Dog of the Galaxy 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2632 At last, we have found their leader. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2633 Is she itching? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2634 With a knick-knack paddywack, give the dog a bone, this UFO is taking you home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2635 Cartoon submission 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2636 You, major, and your crew have done a great job convincing them your their friends. We will coomence the attack soon ! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2637 Take me to your pet waste station. Then your leader. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2638 Who's going to walk him? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2639 You wanna go for a spacewalk buddy? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2640 Hands off, guys; this best friend is mine. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2641 Blorg got one and says they're out of this world. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2642 OK... one more time ... how do you get people to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2643 Is it just me or is he starting to look like us? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2644 The earthlings are much furrier than I imagined 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2645 How did you get them to solve the turd problem? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2646 They've become more human since our last visit. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2647 Who let Mike order lunch? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2648 Time for party: make another poo poo so we can watch it float. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2649 Have any of you seen a bone around here? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2650 I know! Let Mikey probe him. He'll probe anything. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2651 You sure this is the one trained to go in the MRI machine? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2652 Looks like a dog to me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2653 It's 200 light years to Zircon. I wish you hadn't forgotten the dog food. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2654 It's their fearless leader. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2655 Their slaves have interplanetary exploration, yet have not succeeded in overthrowing their masters. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2656 I warned you not to get into that rock, paper, scissors competition with the cat. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2657 I told you earthlings wouldn't look anything like us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2658 According to the rear appendage the creature is saying "Wag more, bark less." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2659 That's right Sparky, we will now teleport you back to earth so you can fetch us more of those lovely squeeky-ma-bobs we love. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2660 What they lack in intelligence they make up for in cuteness. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2661 To lead or not to lead? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2662 Okay agent Gorloc, we are eager to hear your report on the annal probes you performed at the Henderson's dinner party. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2663 C'mon, boy: Wag less, bark more! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2664 Unfortunately he has gas. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2665 His tag says "Scotty." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2666 I know! Doggie: Klaatu, Barada, Nikto. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2667 He's got to go! Beam him down Scottie! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2668 Who’s my good unidentifiable hairy thing? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2669 Amazing, his bark is actually worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2670 If we only knew their word for 'roll over!' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2671 Which one of you is going to take me for a walk on the moon? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2672 He is either their god or a prisoner. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2673 Well, Scottie, we beamed you up; now take us to your dog-less leader. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2674 It's pretty much what I imagined. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2675 Follow me down to the planet and I'll take you all walkies. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2676 I think he is trying to tell us that he’s been trained. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2677 Think he's microchipped? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2678 Beam me up, Scottie! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2679 How about God? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2680 How about Rover? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2681 I say we keep him and call him Fang. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2682 Different than the other carbon-based lifeforms on this planet, this one is a 100% good boy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2683 I think he's lost. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2684 ...you really want to go disguised as a dog this time? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2685 What’s this? I was expecting a Scottie to be beamed up... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2686 What's this thing called "poop"? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2687 This one will reproduce. It’s fixed. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2688 Williams-Sonoma was out of Peppermint Bark. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2689 We better land, he needs to go outside. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2690 Btrfaaq! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2691 I believe the moving appendage on this species is used by humans to sweep their floors. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2692 Dogs have owners? We call that slavery! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2693 This is the third time this week we caught you pouring scotch in th toilet water. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2694 Have our lab run tests on him. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
2695 Don't look at me - this thing did it! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
2696 We’re taking you to our planet - it’s called Sticks. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
2697 I understand that its President Trump new ambassador to South Korea. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2698 Oh yeah. This one. Not too bright but it sure knew what Zardoz did with the anal probe didn’t it? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2699 The order was "HAIR! Lots of Hair! as in Russian wolfhound, Norwegian elkhound, etc, etc, etc." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2700 Woof woof woof. Woof woof woof. Woof woof? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2701 He's our best friend now. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2702 Can I make a piss tape instead? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2703 Either of you guys remember the ‘80s remake of ‘The Thing’ ? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2704 I asked him to speak but all I got was 'bark'. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2705 Have you heard the one about the bald groomer? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
2706 If it's a "dog," we dissect it. If it's a "god," we talk with it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2707 ?dog rieht dnuof ew evaH 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2708 I always heard humans were dogs... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2709 Who's a good mrpht? Who's a good mrpht? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2710 They call it slin the dog —winner gets it. But what is it? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2711 He ate Zork. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2712 And then they pick up my poop and put it in a bag! It is a treasure. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2713 For the last time, I'm not a Scottie, I'm not even a terrier and I don't know how to beam anybody anywhere. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2714 Go say "Hello" to Rex out in Phoenix, his probe has been acting up. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2715 Quick! Grab a teleportation excretion waste bag. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2716 This is their leader? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2717 We should call him Space Bud! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2718 Ok. We can finally ask, "Who'se on first?". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2719 That looks like a light fixture above us, but it's really a 1,000-pound weight that springs and squishes earth beings flat as what they call a pancake. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2720 He ain't nothin' but a hound dog. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2721 A Dog's Purpose 2: To Serve Man 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2722 Seasonal Affective Disorder? Nah, doesn't bother me much. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2723 His tag says Mutnik. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2724 "Do you happen to know an earthling named 'Scotty'"? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2725 The judge says I can't leave my cave for 30 days. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2726 Well, the people seem friendly. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2727 Doug... I think you pressed the wrong button. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2728 So this is what an earthling looks like! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2729 "We're not in Kansas, anymore, Spike We're not in Kansas, anymore, Missy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2730 Anyone speak "dog".... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2731 The technique is a little archaic, but we’re clearly on the same page here. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2732 We also want to meet Kibbles and Mr. Bits. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2733 Take us to your planet’s leader. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2734 What's kibble? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2735 He thinks he will fly into the future 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2736 Please tell us. How did you train them to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2737 It's man's best friend but it can't even talk. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2738 It looks like You beamed up a Scotty. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2739 It's a message from their leader. He say's "It's a dog's world." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2740 That's the display of blind loyalty our leader wanted us to find for a job in his administration. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2741 If you let me keep him, I promise to space walk him and synthesize food for him and disintegrate all his poop. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2742 Don’t tell me you have to go again! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2743 We need grass for the Potty Transporter. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2744 But to eliminate all cats would violate the First Law! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2745 I wish I'd heeded your warning -- she IS a man-eater. She's chewed me up. I just hope she'll spit me out. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2746 "We received a directive to beam up a 'Scotty.' You are a terrier from Scotland, I presume.' 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2747 I only abduct rescues. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2748 Pluto's not a planet anymore, now they're letting dogs in; what in the black hole is the universe coming to? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2749 ok, whose turn it is to walk him today? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2750 I'm sure what I said was "Beam me a SCOTTIE." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2751 CONGRATULATIONS! You have made the final cut even if you are not a celeb. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2752 Take you to my leader? I am THE alpha dog!! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2753 We rescued her from Sputnik, she was stuck in orbit 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2754 We'll go for a walk later. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2755 Well, guess it's time to anally probe this dog. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2756 Good dog! You followed the scent of our tractor beam! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2757 They do feed us, play fun games, scratch our bellies, pick up our poop...but if you are set on wiping them out for your new colonies, we can help. All we ask is that you include their obnoxious house cats in your disposal plans. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2758 Sorry Captain, it just seemed to want to chase after us as we flew by. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2759 It costs a little more than coach, but he likes the extra legroom 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2760 Is it you, Scotty? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2761 If that was your best friend, what would you do with it? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2762 To summarize, earthlings have fur, sleep a lot, and enjoy sniffing each other's bottoms. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2763 Their leader 'Rumpf' is a bit 'arf' she says. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2764 "Now remember you are being sent to observe, NO biting their leader you might get rabies! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2765 We won't be making Westminster in time. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2766 He knows them better than anyone. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2767 Now Earthlings will not be the only life form that posts adorably funny dog videos 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2768 ! God, rieht si siht oS 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2769 Where do you live?" -" White House! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2770 Agenda for the Day: beam dog out, beam dog in, beam dog out, beam dog in 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2771 When we saw your companion pick up what you dropped, we knew you had to be the superior being. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2772 I thought you said beam up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2773 We read what you wrote on the Internet but we didn't know you're a dog! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2774 This is what they call a "best friend." 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2775 Do they have any drugs? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2776 I can do it here and now, or you can take me outside for a walk. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2777 I said beam me up a scotty. (The last word should be underlined.) 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2778 I say we skip the usual examination. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2779 Looks like Zork ran into some trouble in the dog park on his way up! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2780 This is why we traveled 876 light years? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2781 Contrary to what appears daily on Twitter, it seems that Earthlings are friendly creatures. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2782 He really likes when I say "up" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2783 If you spell it backwards, you get God... Which makes sense because humans follow them around picking up their poop... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2784 Well, I'm sure it's okay - but, what's doo-doo? " 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2785 Beam me up, Fido! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2786 Capture and release 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2787 We wanted to beam up the Earthlings' chief deity, but someone may have reversed the inputs on our teleporter. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2788 Are you the one they call Superman? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2789 Which one of you's Scotty? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2790 A take off of alien's BFF. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2791 Insurance won't approve beaming up dogs. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2792 I'm a first tenor. Who sings bass? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2793 I don't know why we got a hound. You clearly said, "Beam me up a scotty." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2794 I'm still not convinced they are saving what they collect in those little bags 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2795 We understand there is a more intelligent species on your planet, but we have no evidence of that so far. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2796 Do not you think their President Trump will be suspicious if it shows up unannounced? Put an Apple Pie under its collar. He will be too focused on that to think of anything else. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2797 Tell them we all look like you 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2798 ‘Our leader?’, you might not want to start there. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2799 Let's hope the neutering goes smoother than with the two-legged specimen. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2800 Maybe I'll try slower this time? Meeeooooww. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2801 We should eat him. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2802 He was the only one down there not talking on his cell phone 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2803 nummers? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2804 I’m only loyal to human weirdos. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2805 Apparently, it's some kind of roulette game. He's the croupier and his name is Vladimir. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2806 Hah! You didn't really think our leader was Donald Trump, did you? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2807 Yes, you can come along but if you soil the carpet, you're toast! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2808 Finding life on Canis Major is a minor miracle! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2809 This was the most intelligent species we could find. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2810 With such short sentences, I'm not sure we can ever learn to speak the language. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2811 Thank you for your advice, now we are ready to invade the Earth too. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2812 What's wrong with shithole country's? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2813 What language does he speak 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2814 Alexa, I said “beam up Spock” not “beam up dog.” 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2815 Are you sure you couldn't find a cow? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2816 Why is doggone such a popular expression down there? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2817 Maybe we should serve his leader too. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2818 Qupg? Xanoogasit! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2819 Second question, Woof, does your planet have thermonuclear weapons capability? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2820 you're not a Scottie. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2821 So this is man’s best friend, huh? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2822 It seems to be saying "Take me to your feeder"? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2823 I can’t touch him I’m allergic. Well he certainly a lot smarter than any of those two legged creatures we’ve found. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2824 Wow! I never thought RCA Victor was a real dog. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2825 Fascinating...it appears to be using sign language! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2826 Our copilot has arrived 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2827 They are much hairier and smarter than they were last time we were here in the '50s 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2828 He hears His Master’s Voice. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2829 Bowser wants to know who told us to Go Fetch? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2830 Will you be our pilot? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2831 Westminster sent me. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2832 Now he's my best friend 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2833 Dogdammit! It's a God! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2834 He's the only one thats always happy to see us! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2835 I believe this ain't nothing but a hound dog. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2836 I don't know how to tell you this, but I just had a look in our cupboard. Brace yourself. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2837 This must be their leader. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2838 I think that he needs to go for a walk! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2839 Sorry, the boss said no immigrants. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2840 She says she's man's best friend. What's a "man?" Look, it's God spelled backwards. \ It appears to be "God" spelled backwards. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2841 Say ‘Beam me down’ Spotty! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2842 We understand you're upset by the new California tax on dog biscuits, all solid matter, everything in Plato's Cave, and the ethers, but short of going with us all you can do is move to a low tax state like Texas or Florida. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2843 Ok, but it's not made of cheese. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2844 How did they explore space without opposable thumbs? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2845 “We believe it's the only species that could love Trump, unconditionally or otherwise 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2846 I'm a Martian's best friend too. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2847 Nothing from him yet about his leader, but something tells me we won't have any problems with the treaty. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2848 AREN'T YOU TAKING "GO FAR, FAR AWAY" A LITTLE TOO FAR? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2849 Please explain the mind control techniques you employ on homo sapiens. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2850 He sure is friendly. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2851 It's true, they elected the orange man 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2852 I'm a dog. You know, man's best friend (???). 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2853 Ah, Martians best friend! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2854 You're right, there's no intelligent life on the planet 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2855 Alright, Scout, what's the latest down there? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2856 He’s a little pudgy, so let’s hide the kibble. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2857 You’re our most trusted source. We have to ask, what’ the heck is going on down there? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2858 They pick up the leader's turds on this planet, too! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2859 Who's a good scouting party? You're a good scouting party! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2860 Sniffing is OK but no probing. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2861 They seem friendly. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2862 !god ti llac yeht 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2863 This is the only creature there who accepts life as it is. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2864 Yes, I'm man's best friend, but I am willing to negotiate. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2865 Alright guys, fine. But NOONE can know about this. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2866 We love you too, Laika, but it's time to go home and start Earth's takeover. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2867 You say Ensign Timmy's in the hydroflexor? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2868 . . . and then he'll return right after he's done his business. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2869 Once you fly in a saucer with an automatic poop transporter, you can never go back. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2870 Timmy has fallen into the what? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2871 Who's a good, not-fully-grown male specimen? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2872 Just stick to the Internet and you'll be fine. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2873 Finally! A specimen that actually enjoys the anal probe. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2874 We can keep him, but you’ll have to take him on spacewalks every day. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2875 Sorry Captain - we took low bid on the teleporter enhancements. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2876 I hope he's flying saucer trained. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2877 What happened to those plastic bags clipped to his collar? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2878 Space travel! My favorite thing!! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2879 "I know. They were out of therapy dogs." FOR CONTEST DUE 1/7 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2880 Who’s gonna beam up Scotty? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2881 Whoa, I said Beam me up Scotty, not make me a Scotty 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2882 Somehow I don't think he'll know why we only have 4 digits. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2883 Who’s Scotty? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2884 Nice. Which part of Woof Woof sounds like Beam me up ? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2885 This is not a dog's whirl. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2886 Can we keep him, Daddy? Can we? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2887 I agree, now that the Earth integration experiment is over, Trump can take his true form. Now who's a good boy? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2888 I knew going paperless would come back to haunt us! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2889 A Labrador Retriever? We asked for a German Shepherd. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2890 He wants a spray tan for our trip to Venus. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2891 I love my new place, but the security system is so Cretaceous. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2892 For the ten thousandth time, Red Rover. “Don’t come over!” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2893 I'm not that kind of a leader. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2894 Scotty? Is that you boy? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2895 Can't he just use the litter box? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2896 Beam me up Scotty, I'm surrounded by elmer fudds 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2897 As you can see our ship is fueled by...well, let's just say it sure beats the little plastic bag I used to have to carry around when we went on walks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2898 Maybe he doesn't know how to say good-bye. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2899 I'm not sure I like that trembling, maybe we should send it back! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2900 Don’t worry, we’ll take you on space walks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2901 It seems there is intelligent life on earth after all! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2902 First mans best friend, then the world! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2903 Your leader, not your best friend. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2904 What is 'go outside'? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2905 Missing Dog 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2906 I told you to get the human walking with him! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2907 I've read where Dog is my Pilot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2908 I think he wants to be walked. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2909 Earthlings are a primitive species...no opposable thumbs. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2910 He looks friendly...too bad we must exterminate any species that eats meat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2911 Pluto? That's a silly name for a dog. Let's call him, Walt. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2912 Aliens! My favorite thing! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2913 We will go walkies after the rectal examination Earthling 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2914 He's out-of-this-world. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2915 Aliens vs. Dogs 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2916 I am no inter-galactic canine 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2917 Looks like we found C3FiDo. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2918 The model ship could work as a frisbee. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2919 It's okay . . . but I'd prefer it had a cushion. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2920 This earthling is nothing but a hound dog--scratching ALL the time. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2921 Your orders are, Officer Zork, to find their Alpha and bring him to us. Don't bother looking at Mar-a-Lago. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2922 Time to move to Phase Two for world conquest, activation of all sleeper cells. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2923 When I said beam me up Scotty, what part of Scotty didn’t you understand? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2924 This is the smallest dog run I have ever seen. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2925 Your leader sounds like a pig. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2926 Such a smart dog! He already knows to tap on the pod door when he has to go out. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2927 He's waving that lever, bet he's giving us a treat! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2928 Appears to be a race that's friendly and loyal. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2929 Show us how you trained them to follow you around with a poop scooper. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2930 BALL? What is a BALL??? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2931 Impressive, but can you smell dead life forms on other planets? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2932 You're WHOSE best friend? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2933 That’s interesting. The two legged ones always wait for us to start the anal probing. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2934 He’s no Norwegian Elkhound, but least he’s not a Chihuahua. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2935 I'm very sorry, but we don't have a chip reader on board. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2936 It has a complex brain: ball, food, stomach rub, squirrel. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2937 Speak English! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2938 I've got a chip and a collar, what more do you need? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2939 Why do I taste peanut butter? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2940 Guys, I told you, there are no pets allowed on the Big Forehead Club's metallic observatory! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2941 I’m just thankful I don’t have to go through this alone. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2942 Did it come from inner or outer space? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2943 Oh wise one from far off lands, I have one question", where's my kibble? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
2944 Beam me up Sparky 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
2945 Whatever it is, It's much more intelligent than the human we beamed up yesterday. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2946 Unless the labels were crossed, this is the all powerful god. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2947 I specifically requested a matador. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2948 Make sure to put peanut butter on the wall, before your probe it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2949 Beaming the dog up was perfectly logical. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2950 We need a copilot. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2951 We understand they are quite trainable. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2952 We can’t be that bad. Dogs and babies like us! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2953 Good beam up! Good beam up! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2954 We thought he may be a Russian spy 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2955 And so you're back from outerspace. I just walked in . . . 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2956 Who’s gonna walk him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2957 He says that in fact, the world really belongs to them. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2958 I think he's saying, "Where's the grass? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2959 Seriously. I am the leader. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2960 We found him at the White House and all he can say is VERY STABLE GENIUS. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2961 Maybe he has a chip 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2962 So you had a little fun this weekend. Gonna miss him? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2963 He says he is from a galaxy far, far away 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2964 The earthlings seem friendly. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2965 Earthling is sniffing us, seems curious 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2966 We'll name him number four. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2967 Dog-on-it! He doesn't look like Captain Kirk! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2968 Before we take him home, did you get the blue bags? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2969 ...and this time put Mr. Whiskers in the teleporter, not the microwave 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2970 He’s quite agreeable, otherwise, but will only agree to take us to his gentle leader. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2971 He marked me as his territory, I guess we have to take him back with us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2972 Finally, we've got one of the elites. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2973 This is the smartest life on the planet? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2974 It is clear that the beings on this planet have been unfairly maligned. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2975 I'm amazed how retro space travel still is. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2976 Alert intergalactic control- this looks like one bad perro. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2977 O.K. Who's taking me walkies? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2978 From this one we will learn to make humans serve us like slaves. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2979 I believe it is your turn to walk him , Zork. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2980 There are miles to go before we land. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2981 We would ask you to take us to your leader, but he already sent us a Tweet. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2982 I kinda like you in this outfit. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2983 'His collar says he's a professor' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2984 zeep, borp, beep, Rusty! zignu, roror, woink, Rusty! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2985 You walk him!” “No, you walk him! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2986 It’s not our target, but it may be his best friend. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2987 I don’t think we landed on the right spot. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2988 No dogie door? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2989 We are curious about your attachment to an inferior species that walks upright. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2990 My name is no long Captain Oecl. My new name is Snowball. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2991 No, I don't think they eat dogs. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2992 No, I am the leader. The humans decided to just cede power when the pee tape came out 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2993 He seemed really anxious to get off of the planet. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2994 Somehow they have convinced them to pick up their waste and feed them over and over 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2995 Careful, supposedly these are hot! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2996 Hey Boy....Ready for your first Spacewalk? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2997 Take me to your lead. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2998 I think he's telling us that it is a dog eat dog world out there 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2999 He can be taught to fetch an earthling. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3000 If you insist, but it's a big backyard. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3001 I ordered you to beam up the complete rover. Where's the wheels? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3002 I can see how he could be best friend material. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
3003 Can I ask you a favor? I meant to submit this last week (ankle-biting dinosaur): "Honestly, as an introvert, I find being under cave-arrest to be a relief." <3 whether or not you can do this for me :) 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
3004 So...Goldie is the new Scottie? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3005 Either this is their god or our reflective signal is malfunctioning 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3006 We've come from many light dog years away. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3007 I said, ‘Beam me up Scotty, not Spotty.’ 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3008 Where on Earth did you find this dog???!! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3009 I thought the "Rover" would be more versatile. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3010 Good boy, Fido, now float! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
3011 Thanks Dad. He's out of this world! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3012 Humans even pick up their excrement. Who did you was in charge? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3013 So this is what happens when you don’t calibrate the transporter before its first use... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3014 Do you suppose that wiggler is how they make babies? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3015 Don't worry, I'll let the dog out. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3016 Here’s our hostage. Let’s negotiate with its best friend now. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3017 No bone, no leash, no kennel? Does Earth think we’ve got a pet store in space? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3018 Don't give me that look. It's Year of The Dog and the last leader wasn't much better. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3019 Speak, Buddy, Speak! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3020 Dog gone doesn't mean I'm going to disappear. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3021 This time the shadow Israel 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3022 You know I expect a treat for this 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3023 Which way should we beam Rex this time to discourage him from coming back, Down? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3024 Ruff! Ruff, ruff, arf, ruff, ruff. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3025 What's that, Lassie? Timmy got abducted by aliens? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3026 Uh, oh. This means Captain Kirk is being neutered. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3027 This specimen is man's best friend, but we don't know what that means. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3028 So, how do you go to the bathroom? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3029 BOW down now. He may well be our savior incarnate. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3030 I am telling the three of you... "your going to have to be MUCH more limber, to be able to do what we can do." 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3031 We needed some “best friends” in our world, so we brought you up from Earth. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3032 It’s too cute to dissect. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3033 On the Enterprise, nobody knows you're a dog. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3034 Who's a good abductee? You are! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3035 You see that tail wagging'? We're in! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3036 Remember "Paw, Sit, Speak and Roll Over" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3037 He's very possessive of anything that looks like food. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3038 You sure this guy’s their leader? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3039 We know nothing of this thing called 'Pooper-Scooper...' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3040 If “woof” means “out”, that’s not an option. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3041 I think he's earthleen leader. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3042 Tell us again how you get the Earthlings to clean up your crap for you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3043 is this the right spot? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3044 Luke, I am your Fido! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3045 It must be his brain... you can see it thinking. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3046 OMG, I am 110% sure I remember humans looking like us. This Mandela Effect totally blows my mind. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3047 Now, which of you knows how to express anal glands? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3048 But fetch is my favorite game! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3049 Are you ready to boldly go where no emotional support dog has gone before? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3050 Oh hai Doggie heh heh heh 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3051 Speak.......earthling.......speak! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3052 So who's gonna take him out for a walk? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3053 Os siht si tahw yeht drager sa God? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3054 I distinctly said “leader,” not “retriever.” 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3055 He’d look ridiculous sitting next to a Victoria. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3056 We've come to emancipate your people. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3057 It's the only sign of intelligence I could find in that big white building down there. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3058 For once the subject seems to appreciate your technique, Ork. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3059 Before we send him home, he says he wants to see Pluto. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3060 Let us know what you find out. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3061 ("I can smell the treat ... but which of these three is holding it...?") 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3062 Take him to our breeder. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3063 We have to send him back. He has a strange approach on how 'to serve man' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3064 If this is their leader, where does he keep his brain? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3065 Let's call the Jetsons and get this over with. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3066 Scotty hacked us!! But, what is it?!!? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3067 You are to become man's best friend and report back. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3068 First it sniffs us, then he shakes its . . . what would you call it? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3069 I'm getting a ravenous hunger for what seems to be called, "anything." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3070 Well, we tried the Konmari method and now all we have is this dog. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3071 They're even cuter IRL 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3072 You know to project your voice farther from where I sit? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3073 Are you what they call a cat? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3074 Looks friendly, but you never know -- could be a Pit Bull! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3075 I don't know either, but I think we are expected to scoop its poop. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3076 It speaks our language. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3077 Rover, let’s review. You fetch the President’s nice red button, and we’ll bring you back up. Drop the button right here, and then we’ll take you to see all the squirrels. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3078 Now that you know everything from me, can you turn me back into a human? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3079 Five planets this month and it’s always the same. We’ve been beaten again, gentlemen. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
3080 I said Scotty, not Spotty! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3081 Did anyone remember to grab some plastic bags? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3082 Are you the 'good boy' we're looking for? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3083 It says its leader is a very stable genius that enjoys tweeting. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3084 The posterior antenna, do you think it's broadcasting pictures of us? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3085 Given what we saw on the planet, I would definitely call him a 'rescue'. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3086 I think he is trying to tell us that Earth's in trouble! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3087 You got me an brownie machine! I love earth brownies! Thank you, Zorg! 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3088 We know he's a member of the master class. He had an assistant to pick up his poop. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3089 Notice the uncertain tail wag when I mention going for a walk. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3090 Are you the Curiosity, rover? 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3091 Well, if it looks like a dog, barks like a dog, and smells like a dog... 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3092 You did have it set to only abduct intelligent life. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
3093 How do you get them pick up your poo? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3094 So 27 wags means yes, right? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3095 He says we're his new best friends. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
3096 I think the phrase is, "What's shaking, earthling?" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
3097 Actually it's pronounced "yurr-en-us"--but, to answer your question, I don't know what it smells like. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
3098 He is saying he was fine with the probe and would like to reciprocate. 1.0000 0.00683 147 147 0 0
3099 Greetings Earthling. We understand you have trained humans to provide you with food, shelter, health care, and attention. You are the dominate species on the planet. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3100 Our search for intelligent life finally concludes. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3101 Well Elon, it's not exactly what we were thinking as the Mars Rover. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
3102 This contradicts our preliminary research that there's no intelligent life on Planet Earth ... 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3103 Why does the antenna keep moving? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3104 I think he wants to go outside 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3105 Who's Timmy, and what's a well? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3106 Careful! He charms and enslaves two-legged beings. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3107 Deliver this message to all mankind. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3108 Ok, then we can safely assume that all Earthlings are happy, loving, and welcoming of new people! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3109 It can sit, but can it speak? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3110 Act lovable until we signal the general attack. 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
3111 This simple dog disguise let me enslave the humans. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3112 Capt. Kirk said it would be a Scotty. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3113 I requisitioned a fully functioning lab... and they sent this. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3114 He's got to be their leader. I found him having to pull another type of creature along with a rope. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3115 Bones is off of teleportation duty. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3116 What do you mean, "you have to pick up after him"? 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3117 "This one seems much more intelligent than the president". 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3118 Another Roswell rescue. The tabloids love us. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3119 We were told that you know how to locate Uranus. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3120 At long last, we have the President. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3121 Beware the ocillating appendage on its rear! 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
3122 DYSLEXIC MARTIANS IN SEARCH OF GOD 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3123 The best part, he's a rescue. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3124 It followed me up here. Can we keep it? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3125 Do the humans realize you're in control? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3126 I think he has to go out. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3127 And what are those creatures you've trained to follow you and clean up for you? 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
3128 He followed me home - can I keep him? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3129 Oh look, he left us a little gift. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3130 No. Too much like the last one. If we probe its rear it'll just think we mean hello. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3131 It's your turn to take him outside. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3132 I said bring me their GOD not their DOG. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3133 Well the rumor just became a reality. The human race is surely going to the dogs. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3134 And how were you able to convince them you were their best friend? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3135 That’s not what I meant when I said to bring in the space rover. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3136 Apparenty, this was the most intelligent creature to be found. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
3137 He wants us to take him to the Dog Star. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
3138 Earthlings are more advanced than we thought. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3139 So much for that invisible fence! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3140 I thought you said to say 'Take me to your breeder'! 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3141 The cat didn't work out. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3142 What is a tennis ball? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3143 Commander, we’ve intercepted a vehicle operated by flea people. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3144 It Is confusing! ...and then you have to consider dog years. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
3145 Let's call it 'cat'. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3146 Claims he's Sirius the Dog Star. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3147 He says they rule the Earth, and the cats have the humans as pets. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3148 Really, I did bring the intelligent one. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3149 The universal translator says he's asking to go out. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3150 Hey that's not a Scottie. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
3151 It's taken us 10,000 years, but we are this close to running everything. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3152 You beamed this up from Earth; now you figure out where to walk it! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
3153 Unlike other life forms of life on earth, this one does not follow his tail. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3154 You did tell me to find a 'good boy.' 1.0000 0.00533 188 188 0 0
3155 This is the smartest human we've beamed up yet! 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
3156 I was expecting a scottie 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3157 Send back this dog and tell them to beam up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3158 There really is a Dog! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3159 Somehow I was expecting a Scottie, not a Lab. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
3160 We have examined this human specimen and found it to be warm, compassionate, loyal, and friendly, not at all like we were led to believe. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3161 At least we found some intelligent life on that planet. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3162 All he does is bay at the moon. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
3163 Should we call him Pluto? 1.0000 0.00717 140 140 0 0
3164 It's a deal then. You take all of our planet's tennis balls, and we get all of your planet's cats. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3165 You said to bring back the most intelligent being we could find... 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3166 It may not seem like the dominant species, but it has several bipedal slaves. 1.0000 0.00712 141 141 0 0
3167 Captain, we have deciphered his language. He wants to know where the grass is. It's urgent! 1.0000 0.00712 141 141 0 0
3168 Sir, you said to beam up their leader. This guy had someone following him around picking up his poo, so I figured... 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3169 I believed the new creature is confused about which moon to howl at. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3170 I'm not sure how he got here, but according to his collar, he belongs to a Professor Schrodinger. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3171 Oh look at his cute tail wag! Okay. We spare this planet. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3172 It's all going to plan, Earth is going to the dogs. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3173 We asked for loyalty from your leaders and this is it? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3174 Fooled me. I thought your so-called "flying saucer" was a Frisbee. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3175 Just remember to sniff everything and be as obsequious as possible. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3176 This is the most intelligent species on Earth -- sometimes they can even train the humans! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3177 we found laika 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3178 I think this earthling could be a loyal and trusty friend. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3179 It always seems happy to see me. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3180 Siri thought that I barked, "Take me to Canis Major" 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3181 Someone needs to take me for a space walk, NOW! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3182 Do you get the feeling that he wants to stick his head out of the window? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3183 This is intelligent life. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3184 Well this is an elaborate game of fetch. 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
3185 Sure,everyone wanted to abduct a dog, but I knew I would be stuck walking him 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
3186 Where should we put the doggie door? 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
3187 Do you need to go out? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3188 Let's name him Rover. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3189 Do you think the mothership will let us keep him? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3190 And try to get on their internet. No one will know who you are. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3191 Earthly ? No, Siriusly. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3192 What I wouldn't give for a universal translator. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3193 Why yes, we love to play fetch too! 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3194 How cute. It's wagging its probe. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
3195 Our surveillance shows that these are the leaders of the Bipeds. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3196 What's that, boy? Trouble in the old Milky Way? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3197 I’m not lying, this is the creature whose waste the humans were picking up. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3198 He makes more sense than their leader. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3199 Good luck, Agent S. The humans will be helpless in your presence. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3200 Here, reporting back from earth. The delusion of mankind's superiority remains even as they continue to pick up my feces, daily. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3201 Whadda you mean we need an appointment to meet the cat? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3202 Who's a good blarnk? You're a good blarnk! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3203 These must be the leaders as the tall ones follow them and retrieve their excrement. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3204 This species seems, like, smarter than their leader. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3205 Thank you wise one for teaching us the beauty of butt-sniffing! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3206 Believe me, this is the smartest earthling we could find. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3207 Ok...better this time, but it's still not a Scottie... 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
3208 I thought I was clear when I told you two to take Area 51's lab 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3209 "All he can say is, 'Take me to your ball', whatever that is? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3210 Does anyone else feel understood? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3211 This one looked more intelligent than the bipedal creature it was with. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
3212 Who is Woof? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3213 He’s man’s best friend; not ours. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
3214 Bad news. I think he wants to go for a walk. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3215 Based on our intel, he can smell fear and chase his tail. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3216 The dog, second only to the dolphin in intelligence on the planet....less wet, too. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3217 Does somebody want to go O-U-T for a S-P-A-C-E-W-A-L-K? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3218 I believe this is a close encounter of the canine. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3219 He's not my leader 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
3220 Watch out for the tail. It may be a weapon. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3221 I'm afraid we have no bones. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3222 From all the poop we're seeing, I think we've abducted a politician! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3223 in space everyone knows you're a dog 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3224 Hey, Jerry. Why would their leader wear a collar? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3225 Remember, some galaxies enforce the pooper scooper laws. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3226 Who is your best friend? 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3227 So guys, have you seen my ball? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3228 We'll call him "Rover" 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3229 I just programmed the transporter to send up the most intelligent occupant of the White House! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3230 What do you think he means by 'Woof?' 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3231 Yes Laika. You can go home. It's just that they're not expecting you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3232 It seems to absorb infinite amounts of sunlight. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3233 I don't care how they communicate, just find some trees. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
3234 Take me to your feeder! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3235 Walking him might be a problem. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3236 Don’t take us to your leader. 1.0000 0.00554 181 181 0 0
3237 'Because you can'? For this we traveled twenty million light years? 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3238 What is it boy? Zandar fell into the tachyon tube? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3239 You told us to bring back the most intelligent life form. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3240 Well, he's the one with the collar, so he must be the dominant species. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3241 When I said I wanted a woofer installed in the transport; that's not what I meant. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3242 He wants to know who will take him for his morning walk 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3243 Now that you have their confidence, we have a mission for you. 1.0000 0.00823 122 122 0 0
3244 This is the best friend that our abductee mentioned. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
3245 I hope he's UFO broken. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3246 What have you done? I wanted to see their G-O-D! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3247 See? Pluto really DOES exist 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3248 Yes, its a long journey, but really, how many blue bags do we need? 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
3249 So that's how far away in Dog-years? 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3250 Surprisingly, these Earthlings are smarter than we expected. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3251 Meow? 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3252 ….then the neighbor's black and white cat hissed at me, so I ….. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3253 Yes, finally we captured one of their leaders 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3254 Again? but you were just out! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3255 But he’s so good. We have to find a place for him on the ship! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3256 I met him on the internet. He's very rich. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
3257 And to think we despaired of ever finding intelligent life in the White House! 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
3258 I say we send him back, we don't need another dog from a shithole planet 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3259 Sorry, no shithole on board. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3260 Another space walk already! Whose idea was it to capture this life form anyway? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3261 According to the lease, this was the leader. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3262 I guess we got his best friend instead. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3263 Who's going to tell our Leader that we changed our minds about breeding with the earthlings? 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3264 Even has a larger species follow and pick up his poop! 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3265 Someone Google translate what the alien is saying - "Woof"? 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
3266 His flexitor rod appears to be telling us to go back to the shithole from whence we came. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3267 Hi, my name is Scotty... 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3268 Where’s the nearest fire hydrant? 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
3269 So all we have to do is lick their faces and they will feed us ? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3270 This one certainly seems a lot more sensible than the so-called leader of that planet 1.0000 0.00462 217 217 0 0
3271 Did you try turning it off and on again? 1.0000 0.00542 185 185 0 0
3272 He appears to be a very stable genius. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
3273 Dammit! I told you to beam up a Scottie! 1.0000 0.00539 186 186 0 0
3274 Considering how the bi-pedal earth creatures pamper them, we may have just identified the planet’s highest life form. 1.0000 0.00416 241 241 0 0
3275 Sir, we believe this to be the best specimen from that shithole planet below. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3276 This is their most intelligent species. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3277 What can you tell us about Chief Orange Hair? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3278 Of course I'm Sirius! 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3279 Back to Earth? Are you sure? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3280 These humans are smarter than we expected. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3281 It's okay. I abducted him from a shelter, not a pet store. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3282 Do you think he needs to go out? 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3283 The doggy door may be a problem. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3284 Based on his planet's condition, this Earthling is a lot smarter than I thought it'd be. 1.0000 0.00501 200 200 0 0
3285 Thank god! Last time we got Trump. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3286 I don't think he's their leader-- he looks too intelligent. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3287 "i thought we ordered a pizza". 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
3288 So much more intelligent than those hairless bipeds we came across last year. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3289 It calls itself ARF 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
3290 He just keeps saying : "Take me to your breeder." 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
3291 Really? You need to go out now? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3292 Now, we deploy our Mars Rover. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3293 We were expecting a Scottie. 1.0000 0.00601 167 167 0 0
3294 We finally found intelligent life on earth. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3295 I hope to be half the alien you think I am. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3296 Well this is a pleasant surprise. We'd only been able to pick up Fox News. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3297 Who is the good boy that just defied the laws of physics? 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3298 I CHECKED 2 BONES .. WHERE ARE THEY ? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3299 The results of the probe show the earthlings' diet consists of shoe soles, grass and tennis balls 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3300 This is the apparent ruler of the planet. Despite having a signicantly larger brain, humans follow them around constantly collecting their waste. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
3301 Trust me, he's better than their leader 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3302 Who's a good inferior species? You are. Yes you are! 1.0000 0.00471 213 213 0 0
3303 What does 'rake me to your reader' mean? 1.0000 0.00494 203 203 0 0
3304 Their antenna is wagging too fast 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3305 Don't worry Max, the captain said there is a lamp post at our next stop in the Milky Way Galaxy. 1.0000 0.00425 236 236 0 0
3306 It's taken a while but this is definitely the finest sample so far. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
3307 Well, whatever it is, it's just so darned cute! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
3308 I teleported a stick and this came back. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
3309 It's some kind of god for them, they call it a Labradoodle. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3310 He may look harmless, but his enthusiasm for chasing flying discs could prove to be a problem. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3311 This creature claims to represent the dominant species. Do you see how it is using advanced binary tail wagging language? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3312 We need to know everything about your best friend. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3313 No, I said "Beam me up a Scotty". 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3314 So, the disguise worked but they took your what? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3315 We scoured the earth for signs of intelligent life . . . 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3316 This is one of the creatures that commands the planet's big-brained bipeds to pick up its feces. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3317 We know you're in charge, we saw the other earthlings following behind you and picking up your poop. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3318 So, as their best friend, what’s their problem? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3319 Quickly, someone grow a tail so we can reply to his greeting! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3320 Bring back more dogs. No humans. 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
3321 I take it your meeting with the Earthlings went well? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3322 What? You say Zanpher fell down the well? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3323 Actually, I meant a human life-form more intelligent than their president. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3324 From the way they treat her, she must be their leader. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3325 We have finally found it: the highest life form in the universe. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3326 Just based on those in charge this was the smartest creature. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3327 Open the doggie door HAL. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3328 Tell your masters we don't want any more visitors from your shithole planet. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3329 Who’s an intelligent life form?? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3330 Not sure which Lab he came from 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3331 Finally, a planet with an intelligent life-form. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3332 Transport that ring of piss back to earth! Keep the dog. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3333 Dying planet, questionable people, but he looks like a good boy. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3334 I understand their language and speak yours. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
3335 What's the problem? You said to go down and bring up the most intelligent being you can find. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
3336 Can we keep it? Please! 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3337 Wow. I can't believe he's wagging his tail after we just blew up his planet. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
3338 Now to figure out why humans worship this creature so much. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
3339 Finally, we've found the mysterious good boy. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
3340 Oh! I thought you said "Take me to your breeder" 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3341 And when you meet the President, don't start serious negotiations until he sniffs all your butts. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3342 It's the only intelligent life form we could find down there. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3343 Well, we did program the damn transporter to deliver the most intelligent life form on the planet. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3344 Take us to your, like, really smart, stable genius, non-reader leader. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3345 Finally a sign of intelligent life on Earth. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3346 Maybe there is intelligent life on earth. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3347 Yes, I'm their leader now. The country finally ran out of qualified candidates. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3348 I think he wants us to retrieve something from planet Labrador. 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
3349 So tell us more about your best friend. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3350 I think he needs to go. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3351 Should we take him for a float? 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3352 The captain says, if you want a friend on this spaceship, get a dog. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
3353 I saw humans cleaning up after them. They must be the real leaders of this world. 1.0000 0.00426 235 235 0 0
3354 It appears to be some sort of space rover. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
3355 He looks just like my great grandfather. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
3356 I'm more of a cat alien. 1.0000 0.00473 212 212 0 0
3357 Even though they are a lower life form, they have trained the humans to take good care of them. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3358 Don't look at me like that, Dave. I set the coordinates for 'most intelligent organism in Washington'. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3359 No way, Pluto's your cousin?! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3360 ... and what is really impressive is it can like its own balls! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
3361 What is that in light years? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3362 Who's a good earthling? Are you a good earthling? 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3363 So this is Scotty 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3364 It took us 3 light years to get here... that would be 21 in dog years. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
3365 Other than humping my leg he doesn’t do much 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3366 He looked a lot cuter in the videos. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3367 So how do you guys howl at the moon from up here? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3368 You want me to fetch their leader? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3369 Wait, its antenna is clearly in reception mode. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3370 He came to tell us: “Wag more bark less”. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3371 He thinks he caught the biggest frisbee. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3372 He says just by oscillating his rear antenna he can get the humans to do his bidding 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3373 Tell us everything. 1.0000 0.00604 166 166 0 0
3374 Well, monkeys didn't work. Let's try this. 1.0000 0.00604 166 166 0 0
3375 Sure, you can sniff the probe when we're done. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3376 I saw it leading the other one- it's clearly in charge. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3377 Of course, since their language is opposite ours, they call him "d-o-g". 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3378 We have crossed the galaxy in search of a good boy. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3379 Weren’t you going to beam me up a Scotty? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3380 He appeared to be their leader. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3381 Well, he seems more like a very stable genius than the last guy we had up here. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3382 Who's the best earthling? Who is? That's right! You are! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3383 "He followed me home. Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3384 Are you the Mars Rover? 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
3385 Observe the curious reaction when all I do is mention we're from the planet Treat. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3386 Yes, we can understand you. And, no, you cannot stick your head out the window. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
3387 Yes, we're sure. He’s the one they worship. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3388 No, there's no intelligent life down there. Bring me with you to your shithole planet. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3389 Finally someone intelligent I can talk to. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3390 The re-animator ray must have a reverse spelling error today. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3391 Okay, we can keep him. But I’m not refueling him. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3392 ....only sign of intelligent life on that planet. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3393 The dyslexic Martians' search for God was doomed from the beginning. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3394 Finally........intelligent life. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3395 It is clearly the dominant species, as it has trained a larger creature to dispose of its excrement. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3396 Finally, proof of intelligent life on Earth! 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
3397 In my defense, this does look a little like a frisbee. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3398 Please, please can we keep it? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3399 I think they are starting to suspect us of spying for you guys. I don’t want to be their best friend. Plus dog food sucks. Cant we stick to being UFO’s? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3400 He's no Scottie, but beam him up anyway. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3401 What is it like to live on planet earth?" "Ruff 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3402 He followed me back to the ship. Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3403 I like him. He listens so carefully. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3404 I don't think this is what the leader meant when he said "Capture the Lab" 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3405 This appears to be a much more friendly & advanced lifeform than what we've observed at recent White House Press briefings. He says his name's Spot and that there are many more asylum seekers like him. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3406 At last! A superior form of life! 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3407 Hmmmm! More intelligent than we thought. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3408 We found these 4 legged masters being waited on by their 2 legged servants. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3409 Definitely Canis Major. 1.0000 0.00494 203 203 0 0
3410 At last we've found emotionally intelligent life. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3411 Your disguise is perfect, X51. Remember, defecate anywhere and sniff crotches. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3412 I must have said “beam me up a Scottie.” 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3413 There IS intelligent life on earth! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3414 Humans are such a diverse race. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3415 I’ve run the mind scan, but all I see is a big bowl of food. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3416 When we mentioned the planet's name is Hydrant, he didn't hesitate. 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
3417 So tell us, how did you train the bipedal humans to pick up your feces? 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3418 Every day at 5 o’clock earth time he acts like this 1.0000 0.00525 191 191 0 0
3419 #Area51PetAdoptions 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3420 He reports that conditions on Earth are ruff right now. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
3421 I already took him for a space walk twice today 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3422 Fine, but I'm not going to be the one to let him out in the middle of the night. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3423 What's that, boy? Timmy is stuck down a black hole? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3424 My views are skewed, I must confess. I have only been men's best friend. You need to talk to a cat. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3425 I said "beam me up Scotty" not "beam me up Spotty"! 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
3426 I just said Klaatu Barada Nikto and he came. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3427 We're beaming him back. He didn't like our food. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3428 We must find out how he trained the two-legged earthlings to do all the work. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3429 I ran a simple FETCH statement, puzzling... 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3430 Seriously? These allegedly intelligent "humans" don't sniff each other's butts? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3431 I think we found the first sign of intelligent life. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3432 Since the other creature picked up his poo I guess he's the one in charge. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3433 So, we have an agreement: We won't probe you, and you'll stop humping our legs. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3434 Who is Timmy, and what is a well? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3435 I think he said, 'Take me to your fire hydrant.' 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
3436 I clearly said 'Beam up DOUG!' 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3437 'He looks to be a very stable genius.' 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3438 They became the planet's most intelligent life-form two Novembers ago. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3439 He seems a little too eager to take us to his leader. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
3440 His mission is to boldly fetch where no dog has fetched before. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3441 He looks smarter than the leader we beamed up from Mar-a-Lago. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3442 At last an intelligent specimen from earth. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3443 We have them almost completely under our control. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3444 Just so you know, I don't eat dried food. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3445 I’m thinking we abducted the wrong Rover. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3446 According to our research, this is the smartest creature on Earth. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3447 Doug forgot the “u” again. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3448 I thought we were supposed to beam up a Scotty. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3449 So there IS intelligent life on this planet! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3450 I didn't realize we'd have to walk him. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3451 Where's the terrier? We expected Scotty! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3452 Be careful, that cat wagged its tail, too. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3453 Willie! You must return the Frisbee to Odor before he crushes us like bugs! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3454 This is Sirius. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3455 Now that we have man's best friend, we'll be able to know all their secrets. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3456 Easy boy, what are you trying to say? Who is Timmy.. and what is a well? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3457 They did say there would be a lot of space to run. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3458 Wow!! Are you Sirius??!! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3459 Can you create a species to take care of us too? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3460 I question your shape-shifting choices, lieutenant, but wish you well on your mission. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3461 Welcome aboard Mr. President 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3462 Maybe it's some sort of clock.... 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3463 The inhabitants of this planet seem smart, kind, and compassionate...let's let them be. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3464 We're genuinely confused. They actually think humans are great. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3465 Wag once for yes, twice for no. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3466 Yes, there were other creatures in the vehicle, sir. But this one seemed more inclined to welcome us to their planet. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3467 You wanted to negotiate with the most trustworthy living organism on Earth. This is it. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3468 I did NOT say beam up a Scottie! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3469 Perhaps we mistranslated their word for "God. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
3470 Rover ready for deployment. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3471 Do you boys hunt? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3472 I’ll take you, but my leader is gonna make you sit. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
3473 How do you get them to clean up after you? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3474 Now to beam him back so he can communicate our secret of happiness to all Earthlings! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3475 Bark. Bark, bark, bark. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3476 I'm not really sure what it is but I can tell you it's definately not Human...It's too happy to be Human 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3477 THIS will attract June Lockhart! 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3478 Arf? Is that all you can say? 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3479 The humans have been destroyed, my liege. Shall I remove the collar? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3480 We got him at the White House.. We think it might be the president. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3481 It looks like the probe is already in this one 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3482 So, you must be the leader. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3483 We can see you're species is in charge. But tell us, why do you make them carry your poop around? 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
3484 I'm telling you guys. On my planet I take you out for a walk to do your bussiness 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3485 ``What's that? Zarg's fallen down a wormhole and can't get out?" 1.0000 0.00837 120 120 0 0
3486 We like to think he abducted us. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3487 Are they STILL trying to make 'fetch' happen? 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
3488 Greetings, Rex, king of Earth. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
3489 Now that we have the smartest being on Earth let’s begin 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
3490 Suit-up it's your turn to take him for a walk. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
3491 The bipeds feed them, bathe them and use little bags to clean up after them during their “walks.” Clearly dogs are in command. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3492 They are more evolved then we imagined. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3493 Wow! We beamed up an Alpha earthling. I’ve seen its supplicants trailing behind and scooping up its excrement. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
3494 He's saying he wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3495 Who is ready for the space walk? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3496 He said I really need to go for a walk outside. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3497 The tag says 'phone home.' 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
3498 You're dyslexia has struck again, Carl. My order was for you to find this "God" figure so many humans worship. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
3499 I said; “beam me up a scottie” and they sent a retriever. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
3500 Remember, guys, don’t let the dog out. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
3501 What's that, girl? Timmy fell down the gravity well? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3502 He wants us to sniff his butt. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
3503 Honestly... I don’t know if I want to go out. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3504 What's that? Xargon's trapped in a quandle loop? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3505 It's called a dog. It has at least three bad habits. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3506 There! there - you see: tap, wag-wag-wag - and then, again - tap, wag-wag-wag. I told you that the Earthling is trying to tell us something... 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3507 How do you get others to clean up for you? 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
3508 I believe we've discovered a lunar Rover. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3509 I believe it is saying it wants to go back to 'Shithole 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3510 Aww, he's just so cute. Let's spare him the anal probe. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3511 Looks like the evolution here has a way to go before intelligent life appears... 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3512 We can celebrate the ambassador's arrival by throwing a ball! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3513 This species is the master of bipeds who feed, clean, and shelter them. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3514 Do you prefer Woof or Arf ? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3515 Cool, this one's already tagged and microchipped. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3516 It appears the tail is its communication apparatus but I'm unable crack the dactylology. 1.0000 0.00823 122 122 0 0
3517 Earth was great. All I had to do was wag my tail and they treated me like God 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3518 It's okay Fella! We took your owner to live at a beautiful space farm upstate. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3519 Darn. I asked for a Scotty. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3520 She's a rescue. She was on a bad planet. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3521 He followed me. Can I keep him? Please, please. I will take good care of him. Please daddy. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3522 Oh hey there buddy-” “Um, actually my name is Brian. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3523 I said, beam up the captain’s log! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3524 It calls itself ARF 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3525 You realize she is going to be hard to hide from our mother ship! 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3526 Please don’t take us to your leader... 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
3527 He's a Mars Rover. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3528 I said we needed something for lab research, not a Labrador Retriever. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3529 See if ET says this is the earthling he laments leaving behind. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3530 You've got the wrong guy - my name is Buddy - Scotty's tied up today. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3531 This is the disguise we'll wear. This is the species that rules the homes. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3532 That's not what I expected them to look like. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3533 Are you Scotty? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3534 I think she wants to go for a spacewalk. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3535 Woof me up! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3536 They don't talk or contribute to upkeep. They smell bad, fart frequently, and like to lick earthlings' private parts. But they're considered man's best friend. It's a mystery. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3537 Tell us how you train them to pick up your poop. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3538 I'm more of a cat martian. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3539 OK, fellas. I will teach you to fetch, play, and avoid the US news. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
3540 We’ve been following the news down there and we think it’s high time you found a new best friend. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3541 Met him on the internet. Didn't know he was a dog. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
3542 He looks different,... but he speaks our language 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3543 I found him howling at the moon. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3544 You tell him there are no fireplugs up here." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
3545 Muttnik be damned! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3546 Beam him down, Scotty, he’s got to “go.” 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3547 they call it a frisbee 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3548 He said he would never take us to his leader… but on the other hand there’s also nothing he wouldn’t do for a dog biscuit. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3549 This must be Seth Meyers. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3550 One of you have to walk me! 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3551 It appeared to be the only intelligent life on the third planet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3552 Interesting. It's name is "woof", it comes from the planet "woof", and it's leader is "woof". 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3553 You want us to pick up what? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3554 Tell us if you can - What goes on in the Black Lab? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3555 I think it's called a 'stable genius'. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
3556 So how did you get them to carry your poop in a bag? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3557 Your dyslexia has struck again, Carl. I ordered you to find this "God" figure so many humans love. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3558 It followed me may I keep it? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3559 He says there is intelligent life on planet Earth, but not of the two-legged variety. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3560 When you get back, here’s what we want you to do. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3561 He prefers to be beamed up as a labradoodle. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3562 Why yes, we do have squirrels on our planet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3563 This seemed to be the most intelligent being we could find, and he was a very good boy. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3564 So there is intelligent life there after all. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3565 Take us to your fire hydrant. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3566 I observed the planet for decades and concluded this to be the species with the most dominion over the rest. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3567 I told you to bring me a 'yuppie!' 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3568 Don’t come back without the stick. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3569 They've evolved quite nicely since we were last here. Let's give them another million year checkup. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3570 Do any of you speak Spanish? 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
3571 Earthlings will attempt to convince you that you are their best friend but do not forget your training. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
3572 Woof, woof. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3573 Yes, we have something that looks like a cat on Remulak. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3574 I think he wants to hump your leg again. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3575 There's no way they'll elect this one. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3576 Planet Dyslexia crew members discuss who has to walk the god. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3577 You idiot, I said capture their god. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3578 So we go to warp speed, arrive home and present the Cat Faction with a fait accompli. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3579 Apparently the name of this planet is K-9. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3580 Now that's a good retriever! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3581 We're beaming you up, Spotty 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3582 ...and they have trained bipeds that seem to be at their beck and call. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3583 make the earthlings believe you are their best friend... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3584 Don't bother with the humans, it's the cats you need to be worried about. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3585 He must be their leader, they were all scurrying around to feed him and pick up his poop! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3586 Good doggie. Now beam and fetch. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3587 The most highly evolved being on your planet you are. Live in the White House you should. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
3588 Finally, we've found some intelligent life on Earth! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3589 I’m not taking him outside for his walk. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3590 He's not talking. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3591 Admiral, we have eliminated the squirrel planet as commanded. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3592 We dogs have come a long way, baby, since Laika went into orbit by herself in 1957. 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
3593 One of our UFOs is waiting to take you home 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
3594 Typical. I requisition a rover and they beam up Rover. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3595 We have crossed the galaxy to know, who's a good boy? 1.0000 0.00823 122 122 0 0
3596 According to this thing called Instagram, this is human offspring. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
3597 Do you think Mom will let us keep him? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3598 It doesn't look like a Scottie! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3599 I said "beam me up a Scotty", you idiot. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3600 Oh no! The dog ate Captain Kirk's transponder again! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3601 Are you sure this is the only specimen on the planet that loves unconditionally? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3602 You are man's best friend. Tell us everything. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3603 Captain Bingo, we can't chase every starship that flies by or we'll run out of fuel before we get home. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3604 This obviously is an advanced civiliation. His rear antenna operates on an oscillating frequency. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3605 Oh, all right, we won’t send you back if you promise to stop marking. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
3606 Take us to your fire hydrant. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
3607 „Our undercover agent speaks with his tail now. I think he says that after spending a year on planet Earth undetected, he doesn‘t want his body to be transformed back. And could we please rub his belly?“ 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
3608 I have no idea. Bring in that little meowing creature we beamed up yesterday and let's see what happens. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3609 Beam me up Scooby. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3610 What's that you say? You're not in charge? We read it backwards? 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3611 He’s clearly their leader. We just haven’t figured out yet how he makes them obey. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3612 We misplaced one of our probes and had to abduct an experienced butt sniffer. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3613 Don't say "w-a-l-k" again! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3614 We set the system to beam up the highest being with empathy in that big white house 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3615 The specimen has no rent, no job, no debt, no worries - intelligent life indeed! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3616 What's that? They're having a constitutional crisis? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3617 You tell him he can't go out for a walk. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3618 Can I keep it? Huh? Can I? Please? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3619 You're a good little specimen, yes you are! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3620 You two approach, I'm standing back. I saw how it greeted his other friends. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3621 Take us to your leader! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3622 He just followed me home. 1.0000 0.00683 147 147 0 0
3623 Why don't you drop the 'Mars.' Just try 'Rover.' 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3624 So this is what earthlings call unconditional love. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3625 I thought we were getting a Scotty to beam us up. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3626 Behold, we have captured their God. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3627 And with your "Service Dog" vest, you can infiltrate any facility needed. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3628 I'm telling you, on the Internet, NOBODY knew he was a dog. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3629 Is he a rover? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3630 The Earthling is saying he wants a cookie 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3631 I’ll go open a window so he can stick his head out. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
3632 Why don't they let this species elect their President? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3633 He's kind of cute. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3634 He seems very sweet and intelligent. Are you sure he's from Earth? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3635 What really happened to Laika 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3636 Are all Earthling's breath this terrible. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3637 Love this mind-reading thing, but trust me, you don't really want me to take you to our leader. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3638 Really, they just follow me around and pick up my poop. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3639 Do you think Mom and Dad will let us keep him? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3640 No one suspects dogs. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3641 We're sorry about your master, my furry guest, but we don't know what a well is. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3642 Those humans actually pick up your what? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3643 He's the most friendly earthling we could find. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3644 I wish I was the martian he thinks I am. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3645 You're the first person who's ever been glad to see us. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3646 His eyes say, "Don't abduct me," but his tail screams, "Take me with you!" 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3647 Just act like you're their best friend. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3648 This confirms “there is a Dog”! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3649 Thank you for believing in us. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3650 Artie will find out if the humanoids are friendly or not. We'll beam him down to a yard located by a structure known as the "Whitehouse." 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3651 It isn't intelligent life as we know it but then we can't fetch a ball like it can. 1.0000 0.00639 157 157 0 0
3652 Yes, its true, as time goes on the master looks more and more like his dog. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
3653 This cow we ordered from Amazon looks different from the textbook. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3654 This switch is for the betterment of mankind. Do we have the correct coordinates for the Oval Office? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3655 Which one of you likes to take long walks? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3656 Take us to your leader.....oh, never mind. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3657 You said to find a friendly being, so I did. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3658 You beamed him up. You walk him. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3659 They call this creature "Who's a Good Boy." 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3660 Our research shows it's by far the most intelligent species on the planet. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3661 From what I can tell they outrank humans and are definitely cuter. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3662 I want to believe. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3663 It is the ninth version of their model K unit. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3664 He says, "I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. Chase giant frisbee. I'm a good boy." 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3665 OK, you guys can smell my butt, but you can't probe it. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3666 So let me get this straight - you wag your tail and they do everything you want? 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3667 Cute, but no opposable thumb. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3668 Pavlovs revenge, If I bite them what will they do? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
3669 Now you're OUR best friend. 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
3670 It must be the dominant life form. The bipeds walk behind it, collect its excrement and preserve it in plastic. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3671 Can you show us where this Timmy is? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
3672 So, there is intelligent life on earth afterall! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3673 Commander Rufus has agreed to stand down the attack on our world in exchange for 3 strips of bacon. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
3674 How can we turn this scenario into a demeaning no creativity Trump cartoon, for the New Yorker? 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3675 Finally - a species that is excited to see us! 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3676 How many people do you own? 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
3677 Did you sneak over the wall illegally too? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3678 YOU'RE the leader?? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3679 At last, we found something worth saving! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3680 Says he wants a chest rub, 2 cases of bones and a "no leash agreement" or he's not talking. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3681 My hunch is that "Beam me up Scottie" isn't working because he's a labrador. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
3682 I don't care if he followed you, you can't keep him. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
3683 I told you we should have used a Scottie. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3684 I could no longer cut it as mans's best friend. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
3685 It's your turn to take him out. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3686 My mental brain scan tells me he still doesn't know who's a good boy. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3687 He is much clever then us! We are not able to understand his language but he is able to influence our minds to ask food! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
3688 Do either of you have an uncontrollable urge to ask if the boss we can keep him. 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
3689 The vet said we should give you more space. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
3690 This is an awfully complicated ruse just to get him to the V-E-T. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
3691 I swear, it wasn't me, it was the dog. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
3692 Theres no reason to be nervous, we're vegan. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3693 This must be their leader. He has more followers and stories shared about him than any being on Earth. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3694 No matter where I leave her, she always finds a way back home 1.0000 0.00683 147 147 0 0
3695 Let us see what Man does now without his best friend! 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3696 Travel companions, say hello to the most intelligent creature on Planet Earth. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3697 First of all, it's clear that we have to find a way to communicate with these people. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3698 You must be Good Boy. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3699 If he takes over the ship, it'll be a Plutocracy. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3700 All I can tell you is that they're very loyal. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
3701 Must be the dominant species -- other creatures pick up its droppings. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3702 Interesting. Can you do anything else? 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
3703 Good...boy...? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
3704 What's that boy? Timmy fell down the wormhole? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3705 Where's the ball!? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3706 They'll never suspect you, Zyrkimos. Just bring us back some bones. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3707 We said "no pets" in the listing, didn't we? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3708 But I said “Beam me up a Scottie.” 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3709 His great-great-great-great grandfather was one of Pavlov's dogs. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3710 Did they really think a cute dog would distract us from everything else going on down there? Actually, I think it's working. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3711 We need your help solving one of the most puzzling mysteries of the universe; "who's a good boy?" 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3712 It ate my homework. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3713 In outer space, no one can hear you bark. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3714 Do you want to go out? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3715 He remembers going up for a frisbee. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3716 Initially, it scans as more intelligent than those other types of specimens we’ve been beaning up. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3717 You just beamed up Scottie. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3718 We're looking to find out how you train them to leave their house late at night and be dragged against their will to someplace you want to take them. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3719 You'll like the other spaceship better; they have a real fire hydrant! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3720 Congratulations, you've escaped the dog-eat-dog world. 1.0000 0.00604 166 166 0 0
3721 I can’t believe we always spelled it backwards! 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3722 He’s the most welcoming and faithful species on the planet and he loves leftovers. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
3723 Earthlings don’t look anything like us. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
3724 He appears much more advanced than their orange leader. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
3725 Do any of you know what a walkie is? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3726 We voted you off the space ship. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3727 I don’t understand. I just space walked him ten minutes ago. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3728 Tell us about your best friend 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3729 What’s that, Lassie? Timmy got sucked down a gravity well? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3730 Every time I meld with its brain, it compares me to something called a "fire hydrant." 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3731 Really? He's the only one at 1600 Pennsylvania who hasn't lied, blamed, obfuscated, or robbed from the poor to give to the rich? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3732 I'm telling you, he was the leader, he was leading the other creature around. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3733 Research shows that you are compatible with these life forms. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3734 .pihsrow yeht eno eht si siht tub sredael ynam evah yehT 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3735 Space Commander Roxy, you must defend them against the coming frisbee, tennis ball, and squirrel rebellion. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3736 Now, how do we get rid of fleas? 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3737 Too bad humans don't learn from their best friends, this is the best specimen of Earth. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3738 Welcome back. Report to the captain for your debriefing. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3739 I said SPOCK, you idiot, not SPOT! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3740 Of course he's the dominant species! His reverent subjects even follow him in order to collect his waste. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3741 The feline said this was the master controller. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3742 What's that, girl? You say Timmy's trapped in a black hole? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3743 Yes, he's clearly the leader. He lies around all day getting fed by others. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3744 He's not a Scottie, is he? 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3745 We too are interested in butts. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3746 He must be important. The two-legged ones were picking up his fecal matter. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3747 If he poos on my carpet, you're cleaning it up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
3748 You can't be Sirius. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3749 He knows 'sit,' 'stay' and 'wait to be teleported.' 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3750 He says Timmy needs our help. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3751 We’ll tell everyone he’s a rescue. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3752 Who's a higher life-form? Who? That's right, you are. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3753 Let's see if it's microchipped. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3754 I had no choice. He picked me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3755 Instead of abducting another species we decided to just ask, ‘Who wants to go for a ride?’ 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3756 It is kind of like a big Frisbee... 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3757 Yes, I am sure this is a young one of the species. I heard him repeatedly being called a "good boy". 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
3758 Okay, so she's not the leader of their free world. Anyone complaining? 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3759 I said, “Scotty – beam him up” – not “beam up a scotty!” 1.0000 0.00669 150 150 0 0
3760 Our president sent me up to sniff you to see if you come from a Shithole galaxy or one that smells more like Norway. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3761 We were seeking GOD? 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
3762 'Actually, some dogs go to Saturn.' 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
3763 Cool fetch! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3764 We blew away the planet. But we kept this thing; it looked fun. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3765 So that's what humans look like. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3766 Boss says we have to take him, diversity requirements ! 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3767 I said Scotty, not Spotty! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3768 Superior? Yet they follow you and pick up your waste. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3769 He doesn't want to go back to Russia. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3770 Are you the one called, Good Boy? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3771 He must be their leader. His servants follow him around and pick up his poop. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3772 Had to get far away from that "shithole" 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3773 I took him out last time.. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3774 let's try this time to find women's best friend 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3775 Who’s a good earthling? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3776 A superior species! They employ humans to pick after them. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3777 Please explain to us why the 'I Love Lucy' space transmissions have abruptly ceased? 1.0000 0.00837 120 120 0 0
3778 "He followed me home. Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3779 Tell us again how you got them to feed you and clean up after you.... 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
3780 I'm still not sure about intelligent life yet, but they refer to these as 'Good Boys'... 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
3781 We finally meet with earths most intelligent species. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3782 When you get down there, bark at the orange one with the bad hair. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3783 We're hoping you'll be our best friend instead. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3784 No matter what I ask I keep getting the same answer. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3785 You’re species is obviously in charge. We observed how they follow and pick up your poo. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
3786 Take us to your leader, and we don't mean President Trump. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
3787 "We're sending you down boy, down". 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
3788 I told you to stay! 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
3789 We have our disguise! 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3790 How do you get them to pick up your poop? Your species is clearly running things down there. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3791 He is their leader. They call him Duke. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3792 I'm just their dog. If you want to communicate with them you need to speak English. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3793 Can you be Sirius for a minute? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3794 Our captain sure likes to bark orders. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3795 Are you letting me off at the Dog Star? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3796 Which one of you is Alpha ? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3797 I'm not xenophobic. Feed me and I will be your friend forever. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3798 Our assumptions about this planet have been the worst ones yet. But he is cute. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
3799 He said beam me up Scotty, not beam up a Scottie! 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
3800 They seem like a peace-loving people. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3801 This is the galaxy's brightest star? Siriusly? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3802 They really can train a dog to do anything. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3803 After close observation,I believe the answer is ; because he can. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3804 The Scotty beam-up wasn't working so they sent me. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3805 So this what we get when we ask the ship to beam up someone from Earth we can trust. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3806 What do you mean by "Woof?" 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3807 I think this Earthling is ready to play ball. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3808 We want to learn to wag more. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3809 So , there is intelligent life on earth! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3810 So, when you throw the ball it NEVER comes back? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3811 Their god or their dog. We won't know which until we decipher the direction in which to read their language. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3812 I think its communicating back to earth through the moveable antenae at its base! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3813 Well, he's certainly friendlier than that two-legged specimen we had earlier. No tail wagging with that one. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3814 I said, "Beam me up a Scotty" and they sent me this mutt! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3815 Now we may finally learn how to convert light years into dog years. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3816 The inhabitants of this planet seem to communicate with their tails. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3817 Do all earthlings communicate with noses in your groin? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3818 Its antenna seems to be wagging a message of urgency. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3819 We’re pleased to meet such an intelligent leader... the last planet we visited brought us to something they called a “Trump”. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3820 We have tried everything and we just can't decode the meaning of the tail thumps. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
3821 I don't understand this one's language either, but I like him better than the two-legged one. 1.0000 0.00080 1246 1246 0 0
3822 Very odd--a head, four legs and a handle. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
3823 Quite an evolution since our last visit - two more legs, and less murderous. 1.0000 0.00749 134 134 0 0
3824 I was wrong, Oxnar. Apparently there IS intelligent life on the planet. 1.0000 0.00175 572 572 0 0
3825 Excellent report Agent Fido. 1.0000 0.00328 305 305 0 0
3826 It appears there is intelligent life on earth after all 1.0000 0.00079 1267 1267 0 0
3827 We're traveling at twice the speed of light and you want to go out for a walk? 1.0000 0.00077 1291 1291 0 0
3828 I think she’s figured out the meaning of s-p-a-c-e-w-a-l-k. 1.0000 0.00085 1173 1173 0 0
3829 He must be a king. Humans pick up his poop. 1.0000 0.00071 1405 1405 0 0
3830 Fido to ground control. No signs of open hostility, but without the presence of tails I cannot- repeat cannot- confirm intentions at this time. 1.0000 0.00216 464 464 0 0
3831 These Earthlings appear to be more intelligent than we were led to believe. 1.0000 0.00075 1330 1330 0 0
3832 I am pretty sure I said, "beam me up a Scotty." This looks like a labrador. 1.0000 0.00074 1346 1346 0 0
3833 Can we keep him daddy? 1.0000 0.00190 528 528 0 0
3834 What did you do with our shoes!? 1.0000 0.00204 491 491 0 0
3835 This species is much smarter than the orange haired one we beamed up from the big white house.. 1.0000 0.00080 1249 1249 0 0
3836 I’m not taking him out again. 1.0000 0.00111 902 902 0 0
3837 I certainly hope we're landing someplace with a tree. 1.0000 0.00073 1363 1363 0 0
3838 I think we finally found their leader! 1.0000 0.00172 583 583 0 0
3839 He must be their leader. Everyone was feeding him, massaging his belly, and they even cleaned up his waste matter! 1.0000 0.00131 765 765 0 0
3840 Our long search is over. We've found the Good Boy. 1.0000 0.00235 426 426 0 0
3841 OK, forget about your leader – take us to Oprah. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
3842 I'm beginning to think Earth is worth saving. 1.0000 0.00113 885 885 0 0
3843 Who's a good earthling? You are! Yes, you are! 1.0000 0.00081 1230 1230 0 0
3844 Despite the awful breath & limited vocabulary, I feel the need to be best friends. 1.0000 0.00171 587 587 0 0
3845 Our selection criterion was emotional intelligence. 1.0000 0.00104 959 959 0 0
3846 Still can't scientifically conclude whether the dog is wagging the tail or the tail is wagging the dog. 1.0000 0.00234 428 428 0 0
3847 We desire your secrets to domesticating humans. 1.0000 0.00085 1171 1171 0 0
3848 We were sent to find a stable genius. 1.0000 0.00093 1079 1079 0 0
3849 This is Earth's highest species. They are so revered that the humans walk behind them to clean their mess! 1.0000 0.00207 483 483 0 0
3850 It's just an expression; the country's not gone to us yet. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3851 It is attempting to communicate through that oscillating appendage 1.0000 0.00240 417 417 0 0
3852 Captain, we've found intelligent life on Earth. 1.0000 0.00096 1044 1044 0 0
3853 Who's a good earthling? You! You're a good earthling! 1.0000 0.00082 1222 1222 0 0
3854 You're sure he can hold it in for 20 light years? 1.0000 0.00148 678 678 0 0
3855 He helps with my feelings of alienation. 1.0000 0.00385 260 260 0 0
3856 I thought that you wanted to be beamed up. Now you want to beam down again? 1.0000 0.00086 1159 1159 0 0
3857 We went to the White House, and this was the most intelligent being we found. 1.0000 0.00098 1023 1023 0 0
3858 The other one was less advanced, only two legs and no tail. 1.0000 0.00111 905 905 0 0
3859 Please don't send me back. 1.0000 0.00096 1046 1046 0 0
3860 Spock, not Spot! 1.0000 0.00078 1281 1281 0 0
3861 We overestimated their intelligence, but way underestimated their friendliness. 1.0000 0.00081 1229 1229 0 0
3862 I think he wants to go out again. 1.0000 0.00094 1066 1066 0 0
3863 Remember complete the mission and ignore the sticks 1.0000 0.00188 532 532 0 0
3864 Who let the dog in? Who? 1.0000 0.00223 449 449 0 0
3865 Who knew that Earthlings could be so loving and faithful? 1.0000 0.00170 589 589 0 0
3866 Your mission is to become man's best friend. 1.0000 0.00081 1237 1237 0 0
3867 Can I keep him? He followed me home. 1.0000 0.00100 1000 1000 0 0
3868 So we agree, he’s not the dominant species, but he thinks he is. 1.0000 0.00153 653 653 0 0
3869 What does it mean 'Timmy is stuck in the well.'? 1.0000 0.00141 710 710 0 0
3870 Sir, we come to you from Canis Major. 1.0000 0.00462 217 217 0 0
3871 Scotty? 1.0000 0.00162 619 619 0 0
3872 And, Bob, try not to laugh this time when they pick up your excrement. 1.0000 0.00160 624 624 0 0
3873 Copy that, Commander Rex. Vaporize all cats on earth. 1.0000 0.00159 629 629 0 0
3874 WHO IS AN EXEMPLARY CANINE SPECIMEN? YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE. 1.0000 0.00244 411 411 0 0
3875 'He says there's no intelligent life down there.' 1.0000 0.00106 944 944 0 0
3876 At long last! Intelligent life!! 1.0000 0.00060 1657 1657 0 0
3877 Noooo...I said beam me up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.00061 1634 1634 0 0
3878 He’s a rescue. 1.0000 0.00069 1441 1441 0 0
3879 Earthlings are smarter than we thought. 1.0000 0.00142 707 707 0 0
3880 finally . . . an earthling to study from that shit hole planet 1.0000 0.00060 1657 1657 0 0
3881 Is this the one that ate your homework? 1.0000 0.00148 674 674 0 0
3882 So you say you've been sent with a message from Pluto.. 1.0000 0.00104 959 959 0 0
3883 We used to infiltrate earth disguised as humans but canines are treated with more respect. 1.0000 0.00184 545 545 0 0
3884 Bacon! ... See, it's universal. 1.0000 0.00178 561 561 0 0
3885 'Can you send me back in time so I can get my testicles back?' 1.0000 0.00065 1544 1544 0 0
3886 Excellent! Let’s send the human back. 1.0000 0.00071 1401 1401 0 0
3887 Could you help us find Pluto? 1.0000 0.00072 1380 1380 0 0
3888 He misses Pluto. 1.0000 0.00061 1638 1638 0 0
3889 HAVE. YOU. SEEN. OUR. BALL? 1.0000 0.00132 760 760 0 0
3890 No, I said capture the MARS Rover 1.0000 0.00098 1021 1021 0 0
3891 Speak. 1.0000 0.00070 1424 1424 0 0
3892 We have either captured their God, or my dyslexia is kicking in 1.0000 0.00061 1649 1649 0 0
3893 He says he's a good boy. I think we should believe him. 1.0000 0.00170 589 589 0 0
3894 So, what's your secret? How do you control them? 1.0000 0.00176 568 568 0 0
3895 I don't think he realizes it'll be 3,000 light years before we can walk him! 1.0000 0.00289 346 346 0 0
3896 He's gonna want to stick his head out the window... 1.0000 0.00070 1438 1438 0 0
3897 He says he will answer all our questions but first he wants his tummy rubbed. 1.0000 0.00168 597 597 0 0
3898 I said, "retrieve her," not "retriever!" 1.0000 0.00069 1457 1457 0 0
3899 This was the only intelligent species we could find. 1.0000 0.00107 934 934 0 0
3900 Wait. Didn’t he JUST go out? 1.0000 0.00061 1646 1646 0 0
3901 I hope you abducted some plastic bags, too. 1.0000 0.00065 1535 1535 0 0
3902 He's asking us to roll down a window. 1.0000 0.00065 1550 1550 0 0
3903 Do you know Lassie? We want to meet Lassie. 1.0000 0.00118 845 845 0 0
3904 I'm not sure why they asked us to bring back a lab specimen 1.0000 0.00164 611 611 0 0
3905 Who let the dog in, who who? 1.0000 0.00165 605 605 0 0
3906 Stephanie's been told you've gone to a farm way, way upstate. 1.0000 0.00090 1111 1111 0 0
3907 I don't know what it is but I want it. 1.0000 0.00315 318 318 0 0
3908 It produces a valuable substance that is reverentially gathered by devoted servants... 1.0000 0.00069 1459 1459 0 0
3909 Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to befriend the humans and gather intelligence. 1.0000 0.00146 687 687 0 0
3910 What's that, Timmy's fallen in a worm hole? 1.0000 0.00101 991 991 0 0
3911 Of course he's a leader...the 2-legged ones pick up his poop every day. 1.0000 0.00084 1187 1187 0 0
3912 And you really get them to pick up your poop??? 1.0000 0.00107 932 932 0 0
3913 He was scratching at the pod bay door, Hal. 1.0000 0.00232 432 432 0 0
3914 He’s a rescue. 1.0000 0.00129 773 773 0 0
3915 OK, which one of you is going to take me outside? 1.0000 0.00124 807 807 0 0
3916 I don’t think he understands the gravity of this situation 1.0000 0.00122 822 822 0 0
3917 We've never heard of cats. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3918 It’s more intelligent than their broadcasts led us to believe. 1.0000 0.00170 588 588 0 0
3919 Yes, the two legged ones are our pets. 1.0000 0.00117 858 858 0 0
3920 He wants our help catching squirrels. 1.0000 0.00308 325 325 0 0
3921 Maybe we won't destroy Earth 1.0000 0.00256 391 391 0 0
3922 You beamed the wrong Scotty. 1.0000 0.00117 852 852 0 0
3923 Yes, I play bridge. 1.0000 0.00144 696 696 0 0
3924 Why does it like my leg so much? 1.0000 0.00261 383 383 0 0
3925 The cat never mentioned this 'best friend' you speak of. 1.0000 0.00135 739 739 0 0
3926 He must be an intelligent creature. He got that necklace on even without hands. 1.0000 0.00119 838 838 0 0
3927 I think he has to go out. 1.0000 0.00133 750 750 0 0
3928 We were searching for God, Zandar; you got it backwards! 1.0000 0.00104 958 958 0 0
3929 Earthlings are both friendlier and smarter than our planet scans indicated. 1.0000 0.00183 547 547 0 0
3930 So, you are the one they call "King". 1.0000 0.00162 618 618 0 0
3931 Tell us more about the slaves who pick up your feces. 1.0000 0.00110 906 906 0 0
3932 You’re gonna have to hold it, buddy. 1.0000 0.00142 704 704 0 0
3933 And remember, just sniffing and licking, no probing. 1.0000 0.00113 886 886 0 0
3934 It was terrible.They don't even have indoor plumbing. Now, help me get out of this costume. 1.0000 0.00148 674 674 0 0
3935 At first, they took us to their leader, but we like this little fellow much better. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3936 Finally, after all the other test subjects, we have evidence of intelligent life on this planet! 1.0000 0.00147 680 680 0 0
3937 He wants to know if he is a good boy. 1.0000 0.00160 625 625 0 0
3938 Tell us everything you know about your best friend. 1.0000 0.00257 389 389 0 0
3939 We've observed your interest in bones. Are you what earthlings call an "archaeologist"? 1.0000 0.00348 288 288 0 0
3940 Is he from a shit-hole planet? 1.0000 0.00187 535 535 0 0
3941 Perhaps his is a cautionary tail. 1.0000 0.00206 486 486 0 0
3942 They look like a friendly people. We'll be fine. 1.0000 0.00254 394 394 0 0
3943 No, they are not the dominant species on that planet, but based on our extensive observations, these are the most admired. 1.0000 0.00140 715 715 0 0
3944 The humans seem to give him whatever he demands 1.0000 0.00157 639 639 0 0
3945 He is definitely the prime life form as he was leading these poor animals on some kind of leash. 1.0000 0.00255 392 392 0 0
3946 Is it possible we abducted the wrong end of the leash? 1.0000 0.00175 571 571 0 0
3947 I'm keeping him. 1.0000 0.00132 756 756 0 0
3948 You say your leader is a moron? 1.0000 0.00150 669 669 0 0
3949 A word of caution, its brown eyes can achieve mind control over humans. 1.0000 0.00140 714 714 0 0
3950 Greetings bitch. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
3951 ...And as the highest species on our planet, we are the masters of our household and the humans cater to our every whim. 1.0000 0.00197 507 507 0 0
3952 So, you're why people don't completely hate Earth. 1.0000 0.00146 684 684 0 0
3953 Well he looked like their leader. He even had a slave picking up after him. 1.0000 0.00249 402 402 0 0
3954 Predictions for life on earth did not prepare me for this level of cuteness. 1.0000 0.00120 831 831 0 0
3955 Why times 7? 1.0000 0.00277 362 362 0 0
3956 Whatever it is, I can't help but like it. 1.0000 0.00142 707 707 0 0
3957 Pretend you are their best friend. Then, in a few thousand years we'll implement the second part of the plan. 1.0000 0.00113 886 886 0 0
3958 I do believe this species will be quite useful in our War with the Squirrel Planet...! 1.0000 0.00225 445 445 0 0
3959 He has to go out again. 1.0000 0.00217 462 462 0 0
3960 He’s says he’s relieved to finally have a substantive conversation. 1.0000 0.00201 498 498 0 0
3961 Who's a good terrestrial organism? You are! 1.0000 0.00134 745 745 0 0
3962 Quickly captain... We need to find a planet with grass... 1.0000 0.00428 234 234 0 0
3963 I said “Beam me up Scotty!” not “Beam me up a Scottie!” 1.0000 0.00113 882 882 0 0
3964 Do we divide or multiply the number of light years by seven? 1.0000 0.00133 751 751 0 0
3965 We found him 30 million dog-years from home. 1.0000 0.00115 870 870 0 0
3966 Well, at least he's more intelligent than their leader 1.0000 0.00101 995 995 0 0
3967 "Confirmed. There is no intelligent life on earth. The table scraps, however, are to die for. 1.0000 0.00219 457 457 0 0
3968 In space we can still hear you barking all night. 1.0000 0.00132 759 759 0 0
3969 Humans are different. If we abduct him, there will be signs on every utility pole on the planet. 1.0000 0.00100 1004 1004 0 0
3970 I don't understand how earthlings got that reputation for being greedy and evil. This one seems nice to me. 1.0000 0.00220 455 455 0 0
3971 You sure we took the Rover that explores planets? 1.0000 0.00094 1061 1061 0 0
3972 It was the only species on the entire planet emanating any sense of joy. 1.0000 0.00119 842 842 0 0
3973 Well, that's not Dave. 1.0000 0.00111 899 899 0 0
3974 And to conclude the peace treaty between your planet and ours let us now sniff YOUR crotch. 1.0000 0.00211 475 475 0 0
3975 It seems happy to see us.... and that's a first. 1.0000 0.00103 969 969 0 0
3976 The most intelligent life form we found at the White House, Your Highness. 1.0000 0.00101 993 993 0 0
3977 Take us to your breedeer. 1.0000 0.00096 1042 1042 0 0
3978 Only this one survived. Our curiosity seems to have killed the other specimen. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3979 Is he ship broken? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3980 The rumors are all wrong, Earthlings are actually adorable. 1.0000 0.00124 808 808 0 0
3981 She'll be helpful I promise, there's a lot of unmarked territory out there. 1.0000 0.00432 232 232 0 0
3982 Ahhhh, not the space rover I had in mind. 1.0000 0.00142 703 703 0 0
3983 Looks like humans have advanced since last time we visited. 1.0000 0.00127 788 788 0 0
3984 Wrong one. The leader of each house says 'meow'. 1.0000 0.00245 409 409 0 0
3985 What took you so long ? These humans are idiots. 1.0000 0.00244 411 411 0 0
3986 They kept asking, "Who's a good boy", but I didn't know what to tell them. 1.0000 0.00245 409 409 0 0
3987 What is it boy? Jimmy’s stuck in another dimension? 1.0000 0.00107 939 939 0 0
3988 In space nobody knows you’re a dog 1.0000 0.00118 848 848 0 0
3989 Contrary to belief, there is intelligent life on the planet . 1.0000 0.00128 783 783 0 0
3990 We selected the smartest living being from their White House 1.0000 0.00123 816 816 0 0
3991 I know we have to send him back, but I feel like I'm losing my best friend. 1.0000 0.00095 1058 1058 0 0
3992 With this disguise you can infiltrate the earthling's sleeping quarters. 1.0000 0.00235 426 426 0 0
3993 No Zykon. I said get me proof of GOD. 1.0000 0.00098 1019 1019 0 0
3994 Can we keep him? Mom ? Dad? 1.0000 0.00099 1006 1006 0 0
3995 The Earthlings worship this creature , including picking up its droppings with special bags. 1.0000 0.00219 457 457 0 0
3996 That's really interesting, we eat our own poop too. 1.0000 0.00161 622 622 0 0
3997 How old is he in light-years? 1.0000 0.00093 1076 1076 0 0
3998 We would have made contact with humans first but what we really value is loyalty. 1.0000 0.00230 435 435 0 0
3999 Who's a good lifeform? 1.0000 0.00116 859 859 0 0
4000 Outside? 1.0000 0.00125 799 799 0 0
4001 He wants to know if there are treats where we come from.. 1.0000 0.00121 825 825 0 0
4002 Captain, if my calculations are correct, we have just proved the existence of dog. 1.0000 0.00139 719 719 0 0
4003 We have no bones. 1.0000 0.00275 364 364 0 0
4004 Why does the beast assume this position every time I call your name, Sit? 1.0000 0.00061 1652 1652 0 0
4005 That remarkable posterior appendage seems to oscillate whenever it hears this series of phonemes: ‘hoo-zah-guh-boy.’ 1.0000 0.00109 916 916 0 0
4006 They pick up your WHAT? 1.0000 0.00031 3177 3177 0 0
4007 He says we'll be welcomed with open arms as long as we're not from some s-hole planet. 1.0000 0.00078 1290 1290 0 0
4008 I know that's our normal rule. But he's a therapy dog. 1.0000 0.00074 1360 1360 0 0
4009 I think we've found the wrong Pluto. 1.0000 0.00031 3209 3209 0 0
4010 The way they follow you around and pick up your poop--we just assumed you were the leader. 1.0000 0.00047 2126 2126 0 0
4011 Trust me, you don't want to meet our leader. 1.0000 0.00068 1468 1468 0 0
4012 Ambasador, your job will be to become their best friend. 1.0000 0.00091 1098 1098 0 0
4013 Looks like there might be intelligent life here after all. 1.0000 0.00032 3149 3149 0 0
4014 Prepare to launch the Rover. 1.0000 0.00064 1566 1566 0 0
4015 His I.Q. measures superior to their President... 1.0000 0.00090 1108 1108 0 0
4016 He wants us to beam up the hydrant. 1.0000 0.00065 1536 1536 0 0
4017 When they meet, it appears they check each other for anal probes. 1.0000 0.00072 1389 1389 0 0
4018 I asked if you had to go before we left Andromeda. 1.0000 0.00045 2239 2239 0 0
4019 He was the only earthling who heard our whistle. 1.0000 0.00045 2239 2239 0 0
4020 Sometimes you catch the saucer, sometimes the saucer catches you. 1.0000 0.00076 1325 1325 0 0
4021 Unconditional love. Friendly. Loyal. Seriously, it is Earth's most advanced life-form. 1.0000 0.00030 3333 3333 0 0
4022 Dude, they'll find me. I have a chip! 1.0000 0.00031 3230 3230 0 0
4023 He says he wants to stick his head out the window. 1.0000 0.00026 3796 3796 0 0
4024 I think you got it backwards. I'm d-o-g. 1.0000 0.00038 2662 2662 0 0
4025 He appears to be smarter than their President. 1.0000 0.00063 1582 1582 0 0
4026 Results are still preliminary, but all indications suggest he is a good boy. 1.0000 0.00025 3958 3958 0 0
4027 We just met but I already feel like he’s my best friend. 1.0000 0.00071 1403 1403 0 0
4028 Our search for unconditional love is over. 1.0000 0.00031 3235 3235 0 0
4029 Who's a good abductee? You are! Yes, you are! 1.0000 0.00079 1260 1260 0 0
4030 Captain, can we keep him?! Please? 1.0000 0.00052 1938 1938 0 0
4031 Is that in lightyears or dog years? 1.0000 0.00038 2665 2665 0 0
4032 A boy, sir. And apparently a good one. 1.0000 0.00078 1275 1275 0 0
4033 What's that? Timmy's fallen into a gravitational singularity? 1.0000 0.00085 1181 1181 0 0
4034 What do mean you have to go out? 1.0000 0.00041 2465 2465 0 0
4035 A yellow lab!?!? I clearly said beam me up a Scotty! 1.0000 0.00054 1860 1860 0 0
4036 If you decide to invade, I recommend getting the squirrels first. 1.0000 0.00048 2077 2077 0 0
4037 I specifically asked for a new Laboratory Receiver. 1.0000 0.00038 2612 2612 0 0
4038 No, Im sure of it, I saw them picking up his poop, so he has to be their leader 1.0000 0.00074 1354 1354 0 0
4039 I view it as more of a rescue than an abduction. 1.0000 0.00036 2751 2751 0 0
4040 Take us to anyone but your leader. 1.0000 0.00033 3040 3040 0 0
4041 Who forgets to put a planet on their dog tag? 1.0000 0.00033 3054 3054 0 0
4042 Again? We just beamed you up five minutes ago! 1.0000 0.00075 1337 1337 0 0
4043 I think his name is Sit. 1.0000 0.00072 1383 1383 0 0
4044 He's saying that Cats are an invasive species on Earth. 1.0000 0.00045 2212 2212 0 0
4045 Its rear tentacle does that whenever I say "space walk." 1.0000 0.00036 2766 2766 0 0
4046 That's not Elvis, you dummies. It ain't nothin' but a hound dog. 1.0000 0.00049 2054 2054 0 0
4047 Seriously, it's the only intelligent life we found. 1.0000 0.00081 1230 1230 0 0
4048 He's saying that cats are evil and we should destroy them all. 1.0000 0.00073 1367 1367 0 0
4049 What’s that, boy? Timmy fell into a black hole? 1.0000 0.00037 2703 2703 0 0
4050 He loves it when we crank it up to Warp Five and then open the window for him. 1.0000 0.00027 3675 3675 0 0
4051 We understand you have our homework. 1.0000 0.00028 3618 3618 0 0
4052 Maybe we need to be more specific than beam up the smartest creature in the White House. 1.0000 0.00034 2943 2943 0 0
4053 They pick up his poo then tell him how great he is - of course he's the leader! 1.0000 0.00032 3101 3101 0 0
4054 They just eat, sleep and play and they have millions of slaves who do all the work. 1.0000 0.00048 2080 2080 0 0
4055 We've achieved total control of the humans, but the cats remain a problem 1.0000 0.00065 1529 1529 0 0
4056 Before we land, let's send down the Rover. 1.0000 0.00031 3190 3190 0 0
4057 When we beam you back up the next time, we expect you to have the stick. 1.0000 0.00023 4291 4291 0 0
4058 What do you mean you need to go out? 1.0000 0.00023 4341 4341 0 0
4059 When you rub the underside, the antenna goes haywire. 1.0000 0.00031 3212 3212 0 0
4060 They feed him, bath him, and pick up his poop. He seems to be their leader. 1.0000 0.00023 4393 4393 0 0
4061 Please tell us where you buried the keys. 1.0000 0.00084 1193 1193 0 0
4062 We must be really lost! His tag says "Pluto". 1.0000 0.00026 3864 3864 0 0
4063 I think it's a god, but I may have that backwards.. 1.0000 0.00027 3639 3639 0 0
4064 We'll just tell Dad that he followed us home. 1.0000 0.00061 1640 1640 0 0
4065 This time, my friend, the frisbee has caught you. 1.0000 0.00044 2276 2276 0 0
4066 What do you mean he has to go out? 1.0000 0.00061 1630 1630 0 0
4067 We should have been more specific when we ordered a new lab. 1.0000 0.00022 4550 4550 0 0
4068 We come from a galaxy one million light-years away ... well, seven million for you. 1.0000 0.00044 2281 2281 0 0
4069 He wants to ride with his head out the window on the way back. 1.0000 0.00064 1568 1568 0 0
4070 No, don't take us to him. Just explain how he got elected. 1.0000 0.00039 2542 2542 0 0
4071 Good luck, Zorg. Remember, you hate cats and mailmen. 1.0000 0.00023 4408 4408 0 0
4072 He does that whenever I mention the name of our planet, Whosagoodboy. 1.0000 0.00040 2481 2481 0 0
4073 See, I told you there was intelligent life on Earth. 1.0000 0.00053 1884 1884 0 0
4074 ...and you say you've trained them to feed you, open doors for you and pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.00027 3705 3705 0 0
4075 We found it tethered to an inferior lifeform. 1.0000 0.00029 3430 3430 0 0
4076 I accidentally jingled the keys and he jumped right in after me! 1.0000 0.00055 1820 1820 0 0
4077 Contact base station and tell them the beagle has landed. 1.0000 0.00040 2471 2471 0 0
4078 Can you believe he comes from that shithole planet? 1.0000 0.00054 1854 1854 0 0
4079 It's a god! Or did I get that backwards? 1.0000 0.00062 1626 1626 0 0
4080 Greetings, earth creature! Are you the "Good Boy" of which all humans speak? 1.0000 0.00085 1174 1174 0 0
4081 He's trying to sniff Uranus. 1.0000 0.00067 1489 1489 0 0
4082 This is not the fat, yellow haired, one we aimed at but it is much smarter. 1.0000 0.00028 3534 3534 0 0
4083 So this is the Mars Rover. 1.0000 0.00058 1724 1724 0 0
4084 Tell Greg in Teleportation this wasn't the son of a bitch we asked for. 1.0000 0.00026 3911 3911 0 0
4085 We know about your leader. Take us somewhere else. 1.0000 0.00027 3671 3671 0 0
4086 I'd vote to keep this one. He's the only earthling we've picked up who's happy to see us. 1.0000 0.00025 3995 3995 0 0
4087 I think he needs to "go" where no dog has gone before. 1.0000 0.00034 2911 2911 0 0
4088 They took me to their leader. This guy seemed a bit sharper. 1.0000 0.00026 3910 3910 0 0
4089 The scan shows it's full of someone's homework. 1.0000 0.00028 3603 3603 0 0
4090 His name is Scotty. What are the odds? 1.0000 0.00058 1728 1728 0 0
4091 You beamed him up. You feed him. 1.0000 0.00024 4083 4083 0 0
4092 Again? You just went out. 1.0000 0.00023 4257 4257 0 0
4093 Strange place for an antenna. 1.0000 0.00023 4279 4279 0 0
4094 We don't usually take in creatures from shithole planets, but you're such a good boy. 1.0000 0.00023 4260 4260 0 0
4095 It appears there is intelligent life on their planet after all. 1.0000 0.00036 2764 2764 0 0
4096 We wanted to ask you a few questions about your best friend. 1.0000 0.00130 769 769 0 0
4097 We'd like to know how you enslaved all the humans. 1.0000 0.00082 1227 1227 0 0
4098 We are pleased with your progress towards complete mind control over humans. 1.0000 0.00111 904 904 0 0
4099 Its an Earthling called "K-9" but is very fond of Uranus. 1.0000 0.00056 1802 1802 0 0
4100 Tell us everything you know about the Rover mission to Mars. 1.0000 0.00048 2073 2073 0 0
4101 You see ... there is intelligent life down there after all! 1.0000 0.00109 919 919 0 0
4102 I believe his antenna is searching for a signal. 1.0000 0.00059 1684 1684 0 0
4103 Well this is the funny part. It will feel like seven years to you.... 1.0000 0.00122 822 822 0 0
4104 See, I TOLD you there was intelligent life on that planet. 1.0000 0.00047 2135 2135 0 0
4105 The scan shows an exceptionally kind, intelligent race. It’s safe to disembark. 1.0000 0.00071 1404 1404 0 0
4106 Noooo, not THERE. On the astroturf... 1.0000 0.00157 636 636 0 0
4107 Based on Twitter, this creature appears too intelligent to be human. 1.0000 0.00120 833 833 0 0
4108 This creature appears to be far more intelligent than the strange orange one they call their leader. 1.0000 0.00056 1784 1784 0 0
4109 How do you convince them to bag it for you? 1.0000 0.00123 816 816 0 0
4110 We must know: how do you get the other one to follow you on the rope and carry your poop? 1.0000 0.00055 1835 1835 0 0
4111 Yes Sir, we got the leader. The other one was only picking his poop 1.0000 0.00077 1293 1293 0 0
4112 This one is smarter than the orange-headed one we had last week. 1.0000 0.00110 911 911 0 0
4113 Can I keep it? It followed me back to the ship. 1.0000 0.00049 2050 2050 0 0
4114 He has a family of slaves who prepare his meals and pick up his waste. 1.0000 0.00046 2158 2158 0 0
4115 He seemed to be the one in charge. 1.0000 0.00102 978 978 0 0
4116 Now remember, you only know, "Woof!" 1.0000 0.00079 1259 1259 0 0
4117 And you two doubted the existence of Dog 1.0000 0.00182 549 549 0 0
4118 The conquest should be pretty easy, we just to have to say "'sit and stay." 1.0000 0.00113 883 883 0 0
4119 We think it's a human without all the drama. 1.0000 0.00056 1781 1781 0 0
4120 They're more evolved than we were led to believe. 1.0000 0.00122 818 818 0 0
4121 We will reach Vega in 25 light years, but you should multiply that by 7. 1.0000 0.00059 1695 1695 0 0
4122 Our advanced technology allows us to communicate with you telepathically and... no, you can’t stick your head out the window. 1.0000 0.00103 976 976 0 0
4123 Awesome disguise Henry, they will have no idea we are watching. 1.0000 0.00152 659 659 0 0
4124 After listening to President Trump, we assume you represent the intelligent life on Planet Earth. 1.0000 0.00134 747 747 0 0
4125 What's that, girl? Timmy's fallen into a black hole? 1.0000 0.00144 694 694 0 0
4126 Well, his tag does say "Captain". What the heck, let's go with it. 1.0000 0.00144 696 696 0 0
4127 Besides being man's best friend, they say his greatest assets are his mental stability and being like, really smart. 1.0000 0.00061 1652 1652 0 0
4128 This'll be a babe magnet on Glorth. 1.0000 0.00089 1130 1130 0 0
4129 If we claim he's a service dog we can keep on board till we are home 1.0000 0.00219 457 457 0 0
4130 You'll remember nothing, but you'll feel compelled to chase frisbees and flashlight beams. 1.0000 0.00129 776 776 0 0
4131 Yes, he was leading the other earthling. 1.0000 0.00186 538 538 0 0
4132 He's asking if we beamed up squirrels too. 1.0000 0.00145 692 692 0 0
4133 Who's Timmy, and why would he be down the well? 1.0000 0.00060 1674 1674 0 0
4134 We’ll tell them he followed us home. 1.0000 0.00057 1749 1749 0 0
4135 Believe it or not, we're here to sniff your butt. 1.0000 0.00058 1713 1713 0 0
4136 I swear he understands what I'm saying. 1.0000 0.00130 772 772 0 0
4137 No, I said "Beam me up a Scotty". 1.0000 0.00055 1813 1813 0 0
4138 Who was that pathetic creature you were pulling on a leash? 1.0000 0.00125 799 799 0 0
4139 This is the one they call Dog, creator of the universe. 1.0000 0.00069 1455 1455 0 0
4140 I swear, he followed me home 1.0000 0.00131 762 762 0 0
4141 Yes... but how did you train them to pick up the poop? 1.0000 0.00169 593 593 0 0
4142 Trump? No, seriously, take us to your leader. 1.0000 0.00059 1701 1701 0 0
4143 And they have trained hairless apes to pick up their excrement. 1.0000 0.00050 2010 2010 0 0
4144 This wasn't the Rover we had in mind. 1.0000 0.00057 1769 1769 0 0
4145 We’ve come 65,000 light years to answer the riddle of the universe. Now tell us, who’s a good good boy? 1.0000 0.00144 697 697 0 0
4146 He must be in charge because that other life form was picking up his poop. 1.0000 0.00062 1626 1626 0 0
4147 I'd like to defect. 1.0000 0.00057 1751 1751 0 0
4148 He says he wants to go where no dog has ever gone before. 1.0000 0.00044 2266 2266 0 0
4149 What do you mean he wants to go outside? 1.0000 0.00042 2369 2369 0 0
4150 Proceed with caution, these creatures have already enslaved humanity. 1.0000 0.00040 2474 2474 0 0
4151 Of course I can speak. You're just the first one's to really seem interested. 1.0000 0.00045 2208 2208 0 0
4152 Believe me, you don’t want our leader. 1.0000 0.00044 2267 2267 0 0
4153 That's the last time I ask Alexa to bring up the subwooffer 1.0000 0.00047 2141 2141 0 0
4154 Make Dave roll over again before we change him back. 1.0000 0.00094 1065 1065 0 0
4155 We shall name this planet K-9. 1.0000 0.00093 1074 1074 0 0
4156 “Who’s a good alien life form? Who’s a good alien life form? You are! Yes, you are!! 1.0000 0.00039 2556 2556 0 0
4157 So, you're saying that our plan to take over the Earth has failed because "they fed you tasty treats and rubbed your belly"? 1.0000 0.00064 1567 1567 0 0
4158 Our first sign of intelligent life! 1.0000 0.00057 1741 1741 0 0
4159 He's been afraid to go out ever since he learned space is a vacuum. 1.0000 0.00041 2411 2411 0 0
4160 The flying disc gets them every time! 1.0000 0.00081 1232 1232 0 0
4161 Perhaps we can get it to produce some of those little brown things humans seem to prize so much. 1.0000 0.00061 1628 1628 0 0
4162 We understand dogs now, but please explain cats. 1.0000 0.00032 3145 3145 0 0
4163 He'd like to know if we've seen his stick. 1.0000 0.00067 1486 1486 0 0
4164 Noooo...I said beam me up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.00043 2336 2336 0 0
4165 When we contacted you on the internet, no one knew you were a dog 1.0000 0.00096 1042 1042 0 0
4166 All I've found out is the back part moves if you ask "Who's a good boy?" 1.0000 0.00040 2525 2525 0 0
4167 Can we keep him, Dad?? Huh, Huh? Please, can we keep him??? 1.0000 0.00104 960 960 0 0
4168 What's that girl, Timmy fell in a black hole? 1.0000 0.00123 812 812 0 0
4169 Remember: Infiltrate, Observe, and Report. And don't drag you butt across the carpet. 1.0000 0.00055 1810 1810 0 0
4170 We overheard an Earthling say he was the best dog in the world. 1.0000 0.00064 1564 1564 0 0
4171 What strange power it must have. I’m getting a warm and fuzzy feeling. 1.0000 0.00062 1618 1618 0 0
4172 As far as we can tell, this species has the ability to get people to do whatever it wants. 1.0000 0.00107 939 939 0 0
4173 The good news, Captain, is you're back on board. And while the transporter is still malfunctioning...who's a good boy? You are! Yes, you are! 1.0000 0.00062 1612 1612 0 0
4174 It seems to be a household god requiring frequent stroking, special food, and being spoken to in gibberish in a high pitched voice. 1.0000 0.00095 1051 1051 0 0
4175 This one MUST be the leader - the other creature was seen picking up its poop! 1.0000 0.00045 2216 2216 0 0
4176 Who wants to go for a ride?!! 1.0000 0.00117 853 853 0 0
4177 All this time... we thought they would look like us. 1.0000 0.00047 2149 2149 0 0
4178 I thought you asked me to beam up a Scotty. 1.0000 0.00067 1482 1482 0 0
4179 This is the biggest frisbee I ever chased . 1.0000 0.00121 827 827 0 0
4180 Bring us one of their newspapers. 1.0000 0.00089 1127 1127 0 0
4181 I'm sorry but we haven't seen your ball. 1.0000 0.00057 1744 1744 0 0
4182 He has to be the one in charge...the other one was following behind and picking up his droppings 1.0000 0.00042 2372 2372 0 0
4183 You can't be Sirius. 1.0000 0.00213 471 471 0 0
4184 It's the most intelligent life we could find down there. 1.0000 0.00056 1786 1786 0 0
4185 After we drop you off, your job is to convince them you’re their best friend. 1.0000 0.00094 1068 1068 0 0
4186 I could be mistaken.....but I believe he is asking permission to smell our butts... 1.0000 0.00089 1120 1120 0 0
4187 We, of the planet Dyslexia, welcome you, O God, to our humble spaceship. 1.0000 0.00055 1819 1819 0 0
4188 He may be looking at me but it isn't my turn to take him out. 1.0000 0.00273 367 367 0 0
4189 Get the P-R-O-B-E. 1.0000 0.00192 520 520 0 0
4190 ... Technically, it's a rescue. 1.0000 0.00182 549 549 0 0
4191 can we keep him this time? 1.0000 0.00363 276 276 0 0
4192 This four-legged one seems to be the more intelligent of the species. 1.0000 0.00366 274 274 0 0
4193 It took us 3 light years to get here, or 21 in dog years. 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
4194 It worked! Now let's see wheter we can turn George into a rabbit. 1.0000 0.00351 285 285 0 0
4195 Definitely the intelligent life here, too bad his pets are ruining the planet. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
4196 Let's see if he'll fetch in zero gravity. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
4197 We're thinking of rigging the next Presidential election. Would you be interested? 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
4198 It's a gift from the Russians 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
4199 Yea, taking the dog is a way better idea! 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
4200 Of course this one's in charge. The one with two legs was picking up his poop. 1.0000 0.00454 221 221 0 0
4201 Take us to your Lunar, Rover 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
4202 We'll call him Pluto. 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
4203 Based on what we've seen of the leader your humans elected, we think it best to converse with you instead. 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4204 Our instruments clearly don't work in this atmosphere. On the Intelligence Meter, this creature scored 22% higher than the Earthling Leader. 1.0000 0.00348 288 288 0 0
4205 we brought back the most intelligent being we could find 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
4206 It won't do it unless we let it go outside. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
4207 Take me to someone smarter and more stable than your leader. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4208 "We don't understand the word 'biscuit'". 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4209 Daily walks might be a problem. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
4210 We’ve been studying this planet for generations and have determined that he is a good boy. 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
4211 He was friendly and by far and away he was the most intelligent life we could find. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
4212 Finally, our journey of finding a good boy is over. 1.0000 0.00343 292 292 0 0
4213 We’ve discovered that this Earth creature is their most intelligent. 1.0000 0.00394 254 254 0 0
4214 Hi, I'm Scotty. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4215 Finally! We have discovered an emotionally intelligent life-form in the universe! 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
4216 We decided to give on intelligence and go for character. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
4217 We don't have space for a dog. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
4218 He says the earthling has fallen down something called a 'well'. 1.0000 0.00404 248 248 0 0
4219 And the canines have trained the earthlings to bring them food and clean up their poop. Now you tell me who's smarter. 1.0000 0.00401 250 250 0 0
4220 Why do we have to beam him down every time he needs to take a leak? 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
4221 Can someone take me for a walk 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
4222 'So you're saying you're his best friend?' 1.0000 0.00428 234 234 0 0
4223 But you just went out 15 light years ago. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
4224 Apparently the wagging appendage is a rudimentary form of communcation. 1.0000 0.00421 238 238 0 0
4225 How did you enslave the tall bipedal creatures? 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4226 I never had such a hard time sending back an abductee before! 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
4227 Best abductee ever. This one like to snuggle. 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
4228 Imagine how dumb the one who picks up the poop must be. 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
4229 Captain, we await your orders 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
4230 He’s a rescue, but sometimes it feels like he rescued me. 1.0000 0.00355 282 282 0 0
4231 It's far more intelligent than that Trump we found the last time we were here. 1.0000 0.00522 192 192 0 0
4232 And is your leader also, like, really smart? 1.0000 0.00487 206 206 0 0
4233 That's not a Scotty you beamed up, is it? 1.0000 0.00401 250 250 0 0
4234 this was the smartest species 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4235 Would you consider being our best friend? 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4236 This one seemed to enjoy the probe. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
4237 No, you can’t go for a walk. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4238 Can we keep him? It's friendly and has superior intelligence over the 2-legged version of Earthlings. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
4239 He wants to know if we're Norwegian. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4240 I would run away if I were you too. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
4241 Who knows why but they seem to worship it. 1.0000 0.00353 284 284 0 0
4242 Take me to your follower. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
4243 It must be an Unidentified Fetching Object 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
4244 Waste of time. Planet has fleas. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
4245 I'm picking up that the greeting etiquette for Earthlings involves something called a 'butt- sniff' 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4246 When is a dog's tail not a tail? When it's a waggin'. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4247 Why the long face? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4248 You know you can't walk him out there, so I got him this big weewee pad. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4249 Do all dogs on Earth have servants to pick up their poop? 1.0000 0.00310 323 323 0 0
4250 You can have your ball back after you answer a few simple questions. 1.0000 0.00480 209 209 0 0
4251 ...and then he said Haiti was a "shithole" country so I figured I'd live with you guys for a while. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
4252 Send him to one of those shithole countries. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
4253 Can we keep her? 1.0000 0.00296 338 338 0 0
4254 Who's a good blyrzch? You are! You're a good blyrzch! 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
4255 They said they'd send us something way better than their leader 1.0000 0.00268 373 373 0 0
4256 We thought you would understand Russian. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4257 Ok, ok, he didn't follow me home. Can I still keep him? 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
4258 Our Lifeform detectors received signs of a Good Boy. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
4259 Be careful. They have a power that enslaved Earth humanoids. 1.0000 0.00317 316 316 0 0
4260 Well, he certainly appeared to be the smarter one 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4261 Your mission is to find out who's a good boy. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4262 We have observed humans picking up your excrement. Your race is clearly the leader of man. 1.0000 0.00456 220 220 0 0
4263 What do you mean you don't have to pick it up in a bag, it just floats away? 1.0000 0.00393 255 255 0 0
4264 You have done well subjugating the Earth, but can you update us on the cat problem? 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
4265 Under "Target of Exploration," I put "God," but I forgot about autocorrect. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
4266 We must be in the constellation of Canis Major 1.0000 0.00480 209 209 0 0
4267 A lab?! I clearly said, “Beam me up a Scottie.” 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
4268 He's smarter than their leader. 1.0000 0.00274 366 366 0 0
4269 Can you teach us how to train earthlings to follow us around and pick up our doo? 1.0000 0.00325 308 308 0 0
4270 Sorry, I can't stay. 1.0000 0.00560 179 179 0 0
4271 Take us to your alpha-male. 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
4272 Apparently this life form communicates by thumping its tail. 1.0000 0.00643 156 156 0 0
4273 Who knows, he could be our new best friend. 1.0000 0.00289 346 346 0 0
4274 Sir, we believe this animal to be the most important life on Earth since humans willfully pick up their poop. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
4275 Leader? That would be me. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
4276 The tail is speaking binary code, 010 001 100 110 101, for hello. 1.0000 0.00344 291 291 0 0
4277 We do not want to meet your leader. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
4278 I find it hard to believe he just followed you home. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
4279 First let's find out why they have so many 2-legged pets. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
4280 Your mission is to find Pluto. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4281 He went where no one has gone before. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4282 Has doggie woggie been abducted by aliens? Yes he has! Good boy! 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4283 The most intelligent earthling we've seen so far. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4284 We beam him down, he marks some territory, we beam him up. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
4285 And don't say, "take me to your leader". They don't really have one. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
4286 It's their leader alright--the other creature was walking 5 steps behind and gathering his waste. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4287 Awwwww . . . can we keep it? 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
4288 I told you we were spelling it backwards. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4289 Humans? Yeah, they make great servants. They bring you food, clean up after you, and they give great belly rubs! 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4290 Your owner must have thrown the ball really far. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4291 Finally, an intelligent life form from this planet. 1.0000 0.00471 213 213 0 0
4292 A bacteria farm! AND its container! 1.0000 0.00528 190 190 0 0
4293 Translation is difficult with Earthlings but I believe he said, "Who's a good boy?" 1.0000 0.00378 265 265 0 0
4294 He seems to be their leader. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4295 I hear they're easier to train than human beings. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
4296 We too wish to enslave humans. So, how'd you do it? 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
4297 Twenty bucks says I can get the humans to cleanup my poop, let me destroy their favorite shoes and afterwards they'll call me their best friend. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4298 Pet? I assumed the guy who could lick his privates was the leader. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4299 He appears to be somewhat smarter than the human 'President' we recently abducted. 1.0000 0.00496 202 202 0 0
4300 Nevermind. He's from a shithole galaxy. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4301 See, I was right - life on this planet is even more intelligent than we first thought. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4302 I don't see the resemblance to our home star. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4303 ...and they have these servants that scoop their poop, feed and house them, and all at no cost to them - of course they're the master race. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4304 Thinking there mission a success, the alien crew didn't realize it was a miscommunication with high command that lead them to capture Mr. Spot. 1.0000 0.00631 159 159 0 0
4305 Surely you can't be Sirius? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4306 Okay, great. Now take me out for a walk. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4307 I ordered a wookie but they were all out. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4308 Who was in charge of applying the latest security patch? 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
4309 You mean the one who cleans up your poop is The Leader? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4310 You were supposed to bring back the Sunday paper. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4311 Good girl, you caught a really big Frisbee this time didn't you? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4312 Rear sensor movement indicates not aggressive. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4313 Must be a problem with transmission but Zoltan will always be my best friend 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4314 Tell us more of tummy rubs. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
4315 Yes, Captain, we definitely have enough kibble to reach Canis Major. 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
4316 Interesting, it's already shown more intelligence than the "Leader of the free world" 1.0000 0.00525 191 191 0 0
4317 The earthlings relieve themselves everywhere and have servants to clean up after them!! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4318 He's been following us for the last 7 light-years. Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4319 OK, we'll beam it out into space this time. But then just put down a damn puppy pad. 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
4320 I said to beam up a god! G-O-D! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
4321 The consensus of humans we have studied is that you're a very good boy. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
4322 Fetch us to your leader. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
4323 First, thank you for coming alone and not bringing your pet human. 1.0000 0.00651 154 154 0 0
4324 Right now we're only about 17 light years away. How many dog years is that? 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
4325 Why so Sirius? 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
4326 Why? Intelligent life is overrated. We're searching the Universe for unconditional love. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4327 The bipeds appear to worship cats. You chase them. Please explain. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4328 YOU NEED TO SEE A DOG ABOUT A MAN? 1.0000 0.00522 192 192 0 0
4329 Amazing disguise, they never figured it out... 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4330 He can keep out invaders. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4331 Hi, I'm Pluto. I am not a planet... 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
4332 So where’s the guy that was right behind me with the plastic bag? 1.0000 0.00496 202 202 0 0
4333 Really? This is their God? Are you sure we don't have it backwards? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
4334 Yes, you can go walkies. We have plenty of space. 1.0000 0.00683 147 147 0 0
4335 Gees, maybe there is a Dog. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
4336 You'll just have to wait till we stop at the next planet. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4337 This is an example of what earthlings call a "good boy." 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4338 It’s very fetching. 1.0000 0.00489 205 205 0 0
4339 He comes and pees. 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4340 He and others like him have domesticated the erect two-legged species. 1.0000 0.00398 252 252 0 0
4341 I said I wanted a SPACE rover. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4342 Take us to your very stable genius leader. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4343 After we observed all the leaders on earth, we beamed up the one we deemed the most intelligent. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4344 One more time: you’ve got the wrong dog. I’m not Scottie! 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4345 Compared to the occupant of their White House this is clearly an advanced species! 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4346 Timmy's fallen into a well? 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
4347 Well, it will seem a lot farther once you've converted from light years to dog years. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4348 We'll call him Pluto. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4349 Is this going to make a great lost dog poster or what? 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
4350 Can we keep him daddy? 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
4351 It must be special...they follow it around and pick up its poop! 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4352 Roll over, stay, teleport. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
4353 Hit the dog gone button, will ya? 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
4354 Their slaves pick up after them 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
4355 He must be the most important being on the planet, the other life forms pick up his excrement! 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
4356 I guess there is intelligent life on Earth. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
4357 It's not Pluto. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
4358 He doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
4359 Your trip will take 3.6 dog light years. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
4360 I said, "Beam me up a Scotty", not a Lab. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
4361 Don't worry, it's saucer trained. 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
4362 I'm sure he is important. People pick up his poop. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
4363 They call it a K9. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4364 Are you sure this is the most intelligent species on the planet? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4365 He says he's from Sirius, but I have my doubts. 1.0000 0.00454 221 221 0 0
4366 We were told their leader was barking mad, so.... 1.0000 0.00536 187 187 0 0
4367 We beamed up the most humane specimen. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
4368 But how does he get the two-legged beings to do his bidding? 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
4369 Oh, that's why you wanted a fire hydrant on board. 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
4370 How far is that dog light years? 1.0000 0.00393 255 255 0 0
4371 It's your turn to float him. I've already been out twice today. 1.0000 0.00454 221 221 0 0
4372 Tell us, what is this squirrel you speak of ? 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
4373 Someone saw our poster! 1.0000 0.00423 237 237 0 0
4374 Major Tom, call Ground Animal Control. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
4375 I don't want to be their best friend anymore 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
4376 No, there are no fire hydrants in here. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.00509 197 197 0 0
4377 The thought I'm reading is: you smell funny but do you have treats? 1.0000 0.00290 345 345 0 0
4378 Just keep wagging that and they won't suspect a thing. 1.0000 0.00260 385 385 0 0
4379 Tell us how you domesticated humans? 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
4380 In outer space, nobody knows you're a dog. 1.0000 0.00295 340 340 0 0
4381 Who's got the formula to covert light years into dog years 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
4382 I like this human way more than the others we've abducted. 1.0000 0.00200 501 501 0 0
4383 Finally! A species eager to please. 1.0000 0.00458 219 219 0 0
4384 We must know. How do you condense time in a seven to one ratio? 1.0000 0.00430 233 233 0 0
4385 "mans best friend" just relieved itself on our transporter. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
4386 It says it wants to be our best friend. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
4387 I thought you said there was no intelligent life on earth 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4388 Take me to your alpha! 1.0000 0.00252 397 397 0 0
4389 If he's not spaceship trained, someone's going to be in deep doo doo. 1.0000 0.00302 332 332 0 0
4390 The human is far more advanced than we had predicted. 1.0000 0.00157 638 638 0 0
4391 Well, the natives seem friendly. 1.0000 0.00236 425 425 0 0
4392 My sensors indicate that he’s a good boy. 1.0000 0.00428 234 234 0 0
4393 We found him wandering on the moon. His name is Lunar Rover. 1.0000 0.00299 335 335 0 0
4394 I think we should name him Scottie. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4395 Says it lives in a 'dog-eat-dog' world! 1.0000 0.00449 223 223 0 0
4396 Who's a good, earth-based lifeform? 1.0000 0.00345 290 290 0 0
4397 You are to be deported back to Canis Major. 1.0000 0.00186 538 538 0 0
4398 Pleased to meet you, Mr. Ambassador. 1.0000 0.00305 328 328 0 0
4399 ...I am the Leader 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4400 That's a Lab. I asked for a Scotty. 1.0000 0.00251 399 399 0 0
4401 DOG?GOD? Must reference semordnilap dictionary.... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4402 We brought back the most intelligent earth life from, we left his humanoid pet behind. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4403 Let’s first recall what we learned from the rattlesnake. 1.0000 0.00409 245 245 0 0
4404 He must be the leader. The guy behind him was picking up his crap. 1.0000 0.00255 393 393 0 0
4405 So this is what a "good boy" is. 1.0000 0.00384 261 261 0 0
4406 Not the Humane Society you dummy, you were supposed to bring us a sample from the human society! 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
4407 It was either this one or a clearly inferior species that collects its excrement. 1.0000 0.00242 413 413 0 0
4408 Don't worry Harold. You're going as man's best friend. 1.0000 0.00366 274 274 0 0
4409 He's been their friend for thousands of years, and they treat him like a dog. 1.0000 0.00255 392 392 0 0
4410 Should be a quick war. He says the bipeds will take shit from anyone. 1.0000 0.00255 392 392 0 0
4411 He looks odd. But for some strange reason, I feel a strong emotional bond. 1.0000 0.00567 177 177 0 0
4412 He says he's a genious on his planet. 1.0000 0.00360 278 278 0 0
4413 Of course you’re his overlord. He follows you around and collects your feces in plastic bags! 1.0000 0.00357 281 281 0 0
4414 If you lived with us, you'd never have to take a bath. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
4415 We hadn't expected intelligent life. 1.0000 0.00251 399 399 0 0
4416 Okay boy, you know the drill. Teleport back when you’ve finished pooping. 1.0000 0.00318 315 315 0 0
4417 Now beam me up a Scottie 1.0000 0.00187 535 535 0 0
4418 Just one question: how did you get them to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.00240 417 417 0 0
4419 What's that? Your planet needs help? 1.0000 0.00375 267 267 0 0
4420 Now that is far fetched 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4421 How did you convince them they were in charge? 1.0000 0.00216 463 463 0 0
4422 Take us to your tweeter. 1.0000 0.00280 358 358 0 0
4423 "Yes it was a long assignment and yes, they are as stupid as they look". 1.0000 0.00163 614 614 0 0
4424 Humans? Somewhere between cats and squirrels, I'd say. 1.0000 0.00183 548 548 0 0
4425 You asked for a fetching specimen. 1.0000 0.00217 461 461 0 0
4426 Timmy fell down a black hole? 1.0000 0.00212 472 472 0 0
4427 Captain, something has gone horribly wrong in Steve's teleportation. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4428 And here's the best part. They pick it up off the ground and throw it away for me! 1.0000 0.00142 704 704 0 0
4429 I'm pretty sure this is the wrong Rover 1.0000 0.00302 332 332 0 0
4430 We have the most sophisticated translation software in the universe and we still can’t figure out what “arf” means. 1.0000 0.00147 682 682 0 0
4431 Sorry, we're sending you back. On the internet, we didn't know you were a dog. 1.0000 0.00208 481 481 0 0
4432 What’s that, girl? A shuttle craft full of school children is trapped in an asteroid belt? Quick, show us the way! 1.0000 0.00207 483 483 0 0
4433 I've seen this creature before. It thrusts its snout into curious places. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4434 The thing on his neck says Pluto, small world :) 1.0000 0.00297 337 337 0 0
4435 This new version of the Mars Rover responds better to voice commands. 1.0000 0.00178 562 562 0 0
4436 Sure, I'll tell you everything for a treat! 1.0000 0.00289 346 346 0 0
4437 His subjects feed him, bathe him and clean up his excrement. 1.0000 0.00136 736 736 0 0
4438 He says we’ve got the wrong guy. It’s his best friend we want. 1.0000 0.00161 621 621 0 0
4439 I knew I shouldn't have chased that Frisbee... 1.0000 0.00167 600 600 0 0
4440 We've been outsmarted by a cat. 1.0000 0.00168 597 597 0 0
4441 It's easy. Just run after any stick they throw, and if one of the baby ones is around, lick its face. 1.0000 0.00293 342 342 0 0
4442 I said "Mars" Rover. 1.0000 0.00264 379 379 0 0
4443 I wanted a Mars rover, not a Rover for Mars! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4444 I took him out last time.. 1.0000 0.00157 638 638 0 0
4445 Earthlings appear to communicate with their rear ends! 1.0000 0.00214 468 468 0 0
4446 I might have told him we were going to Canis Major. 1.0000 0.00326 307 307 0 0
4447 They open and close doors and feed him on his command, and gather for safe keeping his waste matter. Of course he's their leader! 1.0000 0.00208 481 481 0 0
4448 Who farted? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4449 Then he feeds me twice a day, walks with me, and I'm not sure why but he collects my poop. It must be valueable. 1.0000 0.00235 426 426 0 0
4450 It looks like it worked! Everything came through except the fleas. 1.0000 0.00291 344 344 0 0
4451 Okay Siri... Where's the nearest fire hydrant? 1.0000 0.00157 636 636 0 0
4452 Who's a good victim of abduction? Who is? 1.0000 0.00196 510 510 0 0
4453 Great idea ! If we send Gork to Earth for a few days it'll save us doing all the anal probes. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4454 He's definitely in charge. Have you see what the bags are for when he walks? 1.0000 0.00447 224 224 0 0
4455 Teach us how you programmed them to follow you around and gather your waste. 1.0000 0.00183 546 546 0 0
4456 Actually, we wanted the one on the other end of the leash. 1.0000 0.00261 383 383 0 0
4457 Do you want to go for a ride? 1.0000 0.00372 269 269 0 0
4458 First I'll earn their trust 1.0000 0.00303 330 330 0 0
4459 Who wants to go for a spacewalk? 1.0000 0.00191 523 523 0 0
4460 But you were JUST out. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4461 Take us to your stable genius. 1.0000 0.00310 323 323 0 0
4462 Finally, we got a smart one. 1.0000 0.00171 584 584 0 0
4463 Houston, we have an adorable problem. 1.0000 0.00238 421 421 0 0
4464 Well, let me guess this time. Did the humans eat your research data again? 1.0000 0.00186 537 537 0 0
4465 All these humans understand is “sit”. 1.0000 0.00344 291 291 0 0
4466 So I'm a talking dog. What's the big deal? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
4467 Scanners say that this specimen's a very good boy 1.0000 0.00231 434 434 0 0
4468 Finally, a reason not to destroy Earth. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4469 Apparently, most earthlings prefer them to humans. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
4470 Fascinating that they could build a spacecraft only being able to say “woof’ 1.0000 0.00604 166 166 0 0
4471 Most Cherished Species, please, tell us your secret. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4472 It's a deal: a lifetime supply of chew toys in return for everything on your planet. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
4473 You were selected on the basis of loyalty. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
4474 I've a feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
4475 You asked for their most advanced species. 1.0000 0.00378 265 265 0 0
4476 We have finally discovered intelligent life on planet Earth! 1.0000 0.00234 428 428 0 0
4477 So let me get this straight--your Leader also has orange fur on his head and growls quite a lot, but he's much dumber than you? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
4478 It followed me home. Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.00275 364 364 0 0
4479 I can't beam me up, and my name is NOT Scotty! 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
4480 The one thing worth saving. 1.0000 0.00253 396 396 0 0
4481 So, who’s your best friend now? 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
4482 "What do you mean Pluto isn't a Planet? 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
4483 Greetings bitch. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4484 He's much better looking than the average Earthling...smarter too! 1.0000 0.00615 163 163 0 0
4485 How did you train humans to collect your excrement? 1.0000 0.00388 258 258 0 0
4486 I said 'Beam me up a Scottie,' not a mutt. 1.0000 0.00247 405 405 0 0
4487 Pretend you are their best friend, but don't eat off the table. 1.0000 0.00256 391 391 0 0
4488 This is clearly the highest life form on the planet. Each one has a human following it and picking up its feces. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4489 It barks in Klingon, but it understands Kubrick. 1.0000 0.00396 253 253 0 0
4490 It was their most advanced lifeform. 1.0000 0.00250 400 400 0 0
4491 How do you get them to feed you and pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4492 He asked if we could beam him back down on January 20, 2021. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4493 We're encountering something we didn't allow for - he wants to go out. 1.0000 0.00292 343 343 0 0
4494 Who's ready for a space walk? 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4495 He's asking if we all came from the same litter. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
4496 It will make earthlings much less anxious to see us. 1.0000 0.00363 276 276 0 0
4497 This is historic. We're finally laying our eyes on a real live human. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
4498 Sorry, I'm more of a cat alien. 1.0000 0.00285 351 351 0 0
4499 We're in space, lets name him Rover! 1.0000 0.00263 381 381 0 0
4500 Now, according to their "YouTube" he starts playing piano. 1.0000 0.00246 407 407 0 0
4501 The movement of the rear appendage appears to be a navigational device. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
4502 From what we can tell, he's a good dog. A very good dog. 1.0000 0.00678 148 148 0 0
4503 Well, he's a lot smarter than that two-legged one we got last time. 1.0000 0.00248 403 403 0 0
4504 2018 Mars Rover marks new territory 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
4505 Which end do we speak to? 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4506 Sir, you requested a lab report from Earth. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4507 Yes, but can you be an extraterrestrials best friend? 1.0000 0.00261 383 383 0 0
4508 It’s saying it wants to go out. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
4509 Let's name him after a star. 1.0000 0.00604 166 166 0 0
4510 He said, 'Find Dog Star." " You can't be serious. 1.0000 0.00608 165 165 0 0
4511 It was either him or the clown with the orange hair. 1.0000 0.00411 244 244 0 0
4512 It's so much more evolved than those humans. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
4513 Unlike the leader of the free world, when he lifts his leg he doesn’t say a word. 1.0000 0.00536 187 187 0 0
4514 What's with the nose? 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
4515 I'm not sure what he is, but I do know he's a good boy. 1.0000 0.00418 240 240 0 0
4516 Show us how you lick your own privates. 1.0000 0.00206 486 486 0 0
4517 They have trained humans to follow them and to pick up their waste. The humans so prize the waste that they put it in little bags and carry it with them to various offering sites. 1.0000 0.00261 384 384 0 0
4518 You can keep him, but I am not taking him for a space walk. 1.0000 0.00451 222 222 0 0
4519 I guess this is a case of the dog catching the giant frisbee and not knowing what to do with it. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4520 Whoa !! the captain's changed, but at least he's in a good mood. 1.0000 0.00458 219 219 0 0
4521 OKAY, do you have to go out?! 1.0000 0.00471 213 213 0 0
4522 Hmmm...he appears to be much more intelligent than the two legged ones we've captured previously. 1.0000 0.00203 493 493 0 0
4523 Who's a good earthling?! Who's a good earthling?! 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
4524 You said we needed more diversity, sir. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
4525 "He likes us! I think he really likes us! 1.0000 0.00443 226 226 0 0
4526 Tell Schrodinger we want a cat. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
4527 This was the only worthwhile souvenir. 1.0000 0.00466 215 215 0 0
4528 They warm this up and put it in a bun? 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4529 Let's skip talking to their leader. It's easier to communicate with this guy. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4530 These humans are more affable than we have heard. 1.0000 0.00458 219 219 0 0
4531 Just say you're from Norway. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
4532 They cut them off AND make you chase them? 1.0000 0.00401 250 250 0 0
4533 You are the cutest creature in the entire universe. 1.0000 0.00473 212 212 0 0
4534 Yes! I am the most intelligent species on the planet Earth. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
4535 Definitely a superior life form! 1.0000 0.00590 170 170 0 0
4536 So, the reigning class on Earth is four-legged and furry and has its two-legged servants in a tight grip. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4537 See. Every planet has at least one worthwhile species. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4538 We greet each other the same way! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4539 Clearly, we have beamed up a being from a far superior planet! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4540 OK, now let's capture the second-most intelligent life-form on Earth. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4541 Finally, we will see what precious substance Earthlings are so eager to pick up. 1.0000 0.00293 342 342 0 0
4542 Don't tell me you forgot the tennis ball again. 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
4543 Greetings agent Rover. Our plan is nearly complete. When Trump is re-elected in 2020 we predict you will be the dominant species by 2030. 1.0000 0.00295 339 339 0 0
4544 He seems pleased about returning with us to the planet frisbee! 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
4545 We've got a Woofer. Now all we need is a Tweeter! 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
4546 Usually they aren't this happy to see us! 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
4547 We assumed the two legged beings were the most advanced, but then we came across this. 1.0000 0.00232 431 431 0 0
4548 If you're asking for a ransom, can you request a few biscuits? 1.0000 0.00548 183 183 0 0
4549 On the Internet, we couldn't tell he was a dog. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4550 No, I'm a dog. We keep humans as pets. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4551 He sounds more intelligent than the one we picked up last time with two legs. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4552 Do you know who chewed up the transporter controller? 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
4553 Take me to your alpha! 1.0000 0.00414 242 242 0 0
4554 It already seems like my best friend. 1.0000 0.00542 185 185 0 0
4555 You guys saw I typed the letters G.O.D in our tracking system didn't you? 1.0000 0.00514 195 195 0 0
4556 This species is so advanced that it poops wherever it wants and gets another species to pick it up and hide it from sight. 1.0000 0.00239 419 419 0 0
4557 Well if this is the leader and the creature behind was carrying his excrement, there's no sense in trying to make contact with them. 1.0000 0.00487 206 206 0 0
4558 Wag your tail if you're happy to be rescued from Trump's America. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4559 Apparently, God was reversed in a transporter malfunction. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4560 When I saw him, he was towing a slave on a rope. He made the slave pick up his poop and bring it home." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4561 He's acting as if he wants to go OUT! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4562 Oodgay Ogday. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4563 Would you like us to beam up your bipedal poop collector? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4564 I don't know if you'd call it intelligent life, but it's clearly the planetary ruler. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4565 Remember: when we send you back, tell the others it’s time for Phase 2. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
4566 He said "Beam me up, Scotty", not "Spotty"! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4567 Is this what they call a 'good boy'? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4568 We got the wrong cat 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4569 I'm pretty sure this is who they call God. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4570 Hmmm . . . how about Rover? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4571 So this is what “Beam me up, Scotty” means? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4572 We have ways of making you speak, earthman. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4573 Notify Space Transporter Control that the Beagle has landed. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4574 Subject appears to be a good girl - but it's unclear what she means by "Timmy fell down the well!" 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4575 You're right, Earthlings have not evolved much. They're still on all fours. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4576 We beam him down first to tell us whether they are an advanced species. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
4577 This is their leader. It pulls the rest of them around on tethers and has them do its bidding. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4578 "How did you teach them to obey you?' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4579 He just followed me home. Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4580 Perhaps you've heard this before, but Take me to your master. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4581 Oy! Anyone have a plastic bag? 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4582 Man's best friend they say. Not much of a conversationalist. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4583 He seems much more alert than the last subject who carried the communication device. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4584 The earthlings obey their every command - we must learn his language! 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4585 You can keep him but he sleeps outside. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4586 Our first intelligent being from outer space! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4587 No, it’s your turn to take the dog out for a walk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4588 He said, "Beam me up a Scottie," right? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4589 Well, at least HE understands 'sit'...more than I can say for the orange-haired thing we had up here before... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4590 This is our galaxy’s take on ‘Three Men and a Baby.’ 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4591 I said bring me their GOD not their DOG. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4592 We've finally proved that dog exists! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4593 Didn't he just go outside? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4594 careful men , his rear antenna is scanning the ship 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4595 We know your great-grandmother, Laika! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4596 I think our leader will be please. We found the best thing Earth has to offer. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4597 Earth has done it! The perfect species. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4598 If you can make them follow you around and pick up your feces, we'll make you captain. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4599 I think he said, ‘Take me to the nearest no-kill animal shelter.’ 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4600 Greetings! We pondered which was the dominant race of Earthlings, until we saw the humans picking up your excrement. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4601 What's that, boy? You say the Captain is stuck in a black hole and needs our help? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4602 He must be very important. His servants preserve his waste in plastic baggies. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4603 It's just separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4604 Great intell, Buddy. Keep up the act. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4605 He's 28 in light years. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4606 And remember: you're the good boy. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4607 Can we keep him? Please, please, please! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
4608 Based on our experiments, we've concluded that he is - in fact - a Good Boy. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4609 Sit! 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
4610 You think daddy'll let us keep him? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4611 Scotty? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4612 Is the rumor true that on earth your master has to pick it up? 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
4613 Wait til your mother finds out! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4614 It wasn't me! He must have done it. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4615 Please tell us, what is jazz? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4616 I told you to beam me up a Scottie 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4617 I thought he said 'beam me up a scottie.' 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
4618 Humans even pick up their excrement for them. Who did you think was in charge? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4619 If we collectively fulfill the requirements necessary to sustain this organism maybe our progenitors will let us keep him 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4620 It was the first to respond when we said, “Speak.” 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4621 Whenever you and the others need to communicate, signal us by lifting your legs. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4622 I told you if we kept looking, we'd eventually find intelligent life down there. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4623 He was chasing what he thought was a Frisbee. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4624 Well, he is Norwegian. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4625 As ordered, we have replicated the Earth animals and infiltrated throughout the developed countries. Everything should go smoothly when you land, but don't say, "Squirrel." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4626 Cancel the planetary destruction array! Earth still has some good boys left! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4627 This is an alien. We really need to re-evaluate things. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4628 I think we grabbed the wrong one 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4629 If only she had not insisted on chewing everything. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
4630 He wants to go where no mans-best-friend, has gone before! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4631 He seems to be some type of medical entity--perhaps a proctologist. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
4632 He seems perfectly happy to probe himself. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4633 Their religion seems to involve a small green ball which they instruct their servants to throw. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4634 What do you mean you need to go out for a walk? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4635 according to the universal translator ...he is called , GOD 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4636 He claims to be their best friend. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4637 Our home is one million light years from your planet. Oops, make that seven million. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4638 No, it's your turn to go walk him. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4639 Take us to your Alpha dog. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4640 Judging by all those electronic transmissions, I didn't expect them to be so smart! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4641 I think he wants to know if we can un-fix him. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4642 I hope he's UFO broken. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
4643 Its an Earthling called "K-9" but is very fond of Uranus. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
4644 I thought they'd look more like us. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4645 I tell our navigator to find the Dog Star, and THIS is what he finds? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4646 These beings have already enslaved the Earth creatures. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
4647 Behold! Earth's most intelligent lifeform. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4648 He's trying to sniff Uranus. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4649 We have been directed by the Intergalactic Space Council to acquire an intelligent specimen from each planet of this galaxy. For Earth, it came down to you or a species we classified as Homo trump-erectus ignoramis. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4650 Kibbles? Tell us more. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4651 This is their leader, the one they feed, pamper, and clean up after. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4652 The owner said drop him off any time between 10 and 4 at 73rd and Lex. Ring twice if no one answers. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4653 Should we call you Sovereign Rex or Mister Rex and is that flexible extension an antennae? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4654 Finally, we can prove the existence of Dog! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4655 Gork ploo jwab dak. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4656 I said , 'Beam me up a Scottie,' not 'Beam me up a hounddog.' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4657 I told you to beam me up a Scottie 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4658 Great snaggle. Now get off the frisbee. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4659 If you're going to probe me, make it fast. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4660 His name is Rex. He thinks about sex a lot! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4661 This was the most advanced life form we found down there. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4662 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4663 Did I hear you say......"Specimen" !!! You want a specimen.....I'll give you a specimen! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4664 I find the areas they lick themselves intriguing. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4665 TAKE ME TO YOUR LITTER. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4666 If this is in fact their leader, he seems far more intelligent and friendly than intercepted transmissions might suggest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4667 I don't think that our facilities will be able to accommodate him 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4668 Who's going to tell him Pluto's no longer a planet? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4669 I say we blame him. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4670 I was sure after all this time that they would at least have become bipedal and developed speech beyond a woof! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4671 Borx! Quashnard! Lerkvid! ................................... .........Biklit! .................Libcuf! .........Arfgum! ....................... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4672 Be careful. If you get too close to him, he'll wrap himself around your leg! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4673 Do you think he is from Norway or one of those SHITHOLE countries? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4674 From what I understand, I think we've beamed up their president. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4675 Take us to your Labrador! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4676 Oh this little guy? He’s a rescue. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4677 Sure, we can keep him, but if he sheds I'm throwing him out the airlock. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4678 Aw! He must have followed me here! 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4679 I just want to ride with you guys 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4680 Thanks, teleporter - now beam up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4681 Galactic Finance Committee: "I didn't say a moochin earthling , I said an earthling named Mnuchin." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4682 Not nearly as lifelike as Aibo... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4683 What's that girl? Pfxxwqq#y is stuck in a well? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4684 "All I said was 'here' and 'boy'". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4685 What do you mean: "Dog does not play dice with the universe?" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4686 So "dog" is not a scrambled spelling 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4687 Do you think this one is saucer trained? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4688 Is he pooping?!? I haven't had a face full of feces since I decided to quit my gastroenterology residency. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4689 Whooooo’s a good little specimen? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4690 I hear they don't call him "Sparky" for nothing... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4691 Canada was full. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
4692 Interpreter scan says It wants to go for a walk 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4693 "Oh...you're in big trouble, mommy said no dogs'. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4694 I think he wants a space walk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4695 This isn't Scotty: this is Old Yeller. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4696 We did it! We captured a human! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4697 He started chasing us from earth. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4698 Not again. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4699 I know I am orange,but I am not the President! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4700 No, it's YOUR turn to take her for a walk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4701 It must be the president. It was the only intelligent life form in the White House. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4702 OK Texador, I'm very pleased that you finally tricked it into getting beamed-up. But now that it's here, how shall we dispose of it's um . . . 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4703 Now let's see if we can teach him to scoot across the carpet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4704 OK, maybe you did find the best smelling thing on earth. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4705 There are no cats to chase, but you can fly and run for political office. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4706 We come in peace. Each one of our species is a good boy. A good boy! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4707 No need to take us to his leader. He's much smarter than him anyway. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4708 The last one we abducted we advised to bark less and wag more. They seem to have taken our advice. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4709 Bad dog!! For the last time, that is not a wee-wee pad! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4710 I am the leader.Earth has gone to the dogs. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4711 These earthlings are more advanced than we had heard. They send the two-legged creatures out to bring them food and shelter them. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4712 What do you mean you have to go out to pee? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4713 Subject is much cuter than anticipated. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4714 What does he mean by Take Me To Your Leasher? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4715 I'm here to play the ultimate game of fetch. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4716 I didn't take the inferior specimen this one was pulling by a rope. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4717 He's an earth rescue. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4718 Please tell us more about your servants--the earthlings who follow behind you and clean up after you. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4719 Go find Lassie. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4720 No - we can't send you to Pluto anymore! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4721 SAYS HIS NAME IS SIRIUS AND HE LIVES IN CANIS MAJOR! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4722 So, this is the best friend? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4723 He invented us as well. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4724 They're much more intelligent than we realized. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4725 I feel loved for the first time. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4726 Uh oh, I left the pooper scooper on Earth. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4727 Dog: "No you take me to YOUR leader." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4728 For the last time, it's Scotty not Scooter! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4729 So far the universal translator has proved no help. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4730 Take me to your lead. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4731 Our data is correct! Their women are dogs. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4732 You're not quite what we expected, Scotty. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4733 I'm translating, but I believe he's saying "rub my belly." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4734 Hhoosaaguudboye. Hhooooosaaguuuuudboye? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4735 Here we have the only thing Donald Trump hasn't insulted on planet Earth 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4736 Who's a good alternative life form? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4737 I’m so glad we can finally bring our dogs to work. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4738 We have received limited information from the rectal probes. When you encounter them, what have you learned from crotch sniffing? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4739 Clearly the superior species--humans follow them everywhere, cater to their every whim, and even pick up their poop. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4740 He followed me home from Jupiter. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4741 No, sir, I don't believe that is a Scottie. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4742 How do you train you slaves so well? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4743 I was hoping you guys could use this thing to help me find my ball 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4744 He says his name is 'Leave It'. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4745 So.... do you have a doggy door? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4746 I've heard their barks are worse than their bites! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4747 You’re right, it does look like a dog, except its forehead is too small and it’s not wearing a jumpsuit. I mean, come on, why would anyone ever not want to be wearing a jumpsuit? Stupid tiny heads... 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4748 I tried to explain that he is 'out' . 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4749 I wonder how often we have to wind it. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4750 He only knows "Sit" 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4751 The human was rather nasty, but Tucker's a good boy. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4752 Curiously, this specimen shows much greater intelligence than the stable genius. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4753 How would you like to leave that shithole and come live with us on our planet? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4754 Children of earth, it's time you learned the truth about dogs. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4755 Hey, can we visit ol’ Uncle Pluto while we’re up here? 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
4756 I know he can sit, but can he use the vacu eliminator? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4757 I say we make him our best friend. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4758 And who are their other best friends? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4759 No, no, no...the correct phrase is "beam me up a Scotty" 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4760 This is their best friend? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4761 It took a while, but we finally figured out who's in charge down there. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4762 Siriusly Mr. Scott, you do not have to obey every telepathic command that comes through. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4763 I suppose you can just teleport him into someone's backyard if you run out of poop bags. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
4764 It seems to have a peculiar interest in our legs 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4765 Didn't you hear the captain? He specifically requested a Scottie. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4766 Earthlings...Millions of years of evolution and they still greet each other like THAT? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4767 Who's a good boy? You's a good boy! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4768 Explain again. If humans are the dominant species, how do you trick them into bringing you food, driving you around and picking up your poop? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4769 Weren't we trying to get a sample of one of their trees? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4770 It's a Postmodern rhythm pattern--a little bit pastiche, a little bit kitsch. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
4771 I sure hope he's housebroken! 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
4772 I'm a mutt, not a Scotty 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4773 Those slow witted creatures you pull on a leash, are they your pets? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4774 Do you think he could be our best friend? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4775 Please excuse our imperfect command of your language. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4776 He thinks he's somewhere over the rainbow. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4777 Good evening, sir. Is your pee-pad satisfactory? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4778 If you want to know man, start with his best friend. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4779 I wonder if he knows the Jetsons' dog Astro. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4780 Maybe mom will let us keep him. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4781 Says he's from Sirius, traveled 7 dog light-years, and boy could I use a treat and nap! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4782 The humans have defeated us. How can we destroy a planet that has these? 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
4783 He has tremendous communication skills and the tongue is in the back. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
4784 You must be Rover. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4785 Look, it's Obi Wag Kenobi! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4786 i don't think teleportation was what Neil meant when he asked us to walk Fido 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4787 I barked: You three sit! I meant NOW! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4788 Who beamed you up, Scotty? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4789 Elroy, is that you? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4790 Hello earth man. We revived your transmissions and want to welcome your kind to the galactic federation. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
4791 Yes, we want to fully conquer them, but explain the part about the plastic bags again... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4792 Well, at least we were able to save their kindest species before they blew themselves up. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4793 What was an Australian Labradoodle doing in Roswell, New Mexico? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4794 Exactly how long have you been best friends?? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4795 Looks more like a Lab than a Scottie. Who beamed him up? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4796 That doggone IT guy is a genius! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4797 Sir, I believe the activation command is 'Downward Dog.' 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4798 I thought you said they did tricks. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4799 The humans call him man's best friend; therefore, he can be useful. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4800 This is the most intelligent life form on Earth? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4801 Take me to your leasher. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4802 Whose turn is it to take him for a walk? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4803 Finally, after decades of trying, we've beamed up intelligent life. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4804 But is he OUR best friend? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4805 I told you ordering a hot dog using the drive through was a bad idea. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4806 Do you want to go for a nice ride, do you, huh, do you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4807 Finally, some hope for intelligent life on this little planet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4808 It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4809 In space, no one can hear you bark. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4810 We captured one of the masters that the other species serve! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4811 Yes...just what we needed - he's this year's Frisbee Champion! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4812 What's that boy? Your planet's been taken over by a big, dumb, orange idiot? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4813 Tell me, how did you teach the humanoids to take care of all your needs? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4814 This creature makes that happy, thumping sound every time I tell him we’re from Yurakaboy. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4815 It’s about time Mars got a new Rover. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4816 We understand that, "you're such a gooood boy!" 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4817 Maybe woof means hello. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4818 How quaint a domesticated wolf. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4819 Who’s a good alien? Who’s a good alien? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4820 Stand back. Is that a weapon winding up? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4821 Does abduction count as a rescue? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4822 He got "sit", let's try "down". 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4823 He seems to respond to petting, much like his President. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4824 I said DAWG, not DOG. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4825 Lassie's come home! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4826 He's asking? "Why not the cat"? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4827 Somebody has to walk him. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4828 Friendliest creature ever found in the universe... 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4829 Yes, the scan shows this creature is the most intelligent being on planet Earth. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4830 Who's bitch is this? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4831 Calm and friendly, clearly a superior species to that screaming and kicking biped we beamed up last week. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4832 I thought we agreed on a dolphin. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4833 Captain Zorb, how far to the next rest area? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4834 I read its mind: He needs to go for a walk, and he said not to forget the poop bag. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4835 Remember our old friend R-2? Meet K-9. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4836 Whose turn is it to take him for a walk? 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
4837 Just like earthlings. Instead of handling their own business, they send a friend! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4838 You mean he's not the leader?!! He was the smartest one at their White House! 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4839 Then why do they pick up his poop? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4840 If I'm understanding correctly, he's asking to sniff our butts. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4841 Your mission: Go forth and retrieve. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4842 What I said was "Beam me up a Scottie." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4843 The humans wait upon these creatures... Let us learn it's secrets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4844 And they clean up your poop, you say? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4845 I knew he'd always phone home 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4846 So THAT's how you enslaved an entire species to clean up your poop! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4847 Yes, we have these humans completely conquered. They feed us upon command. They even follow us around, cleaning up after us. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4848 Give it a spin and see if he stays on. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4849 We still haven't figured out why he's sniffing our probe 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4850 Are you a visitor from the constellation Canis Majoris? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4851 This Earth creature was being followed by its subsidiary species that cleans up after them. However, I figured I was mistaken when I thought the dominant species only had two legs. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4852 I said "Want to go By By?" and he's the only one who came. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4853 WOW ! Its actually K-9 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4854 But you're my favorite Martian 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4855 After examining their language we think it's their god. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4856 We should've taken the one picking up the poop. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4857 We landed on a big white house. He was the only intelligent life I could find. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4858 Wanna go walkies? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4859 Now Mork, just remember, if in doubt , wag your tail. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4860 Did he eat our lunch ! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4861 I thought humans would at least be house-trained? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4862 I was hoping to beam up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4863 OK. Now that I brought you up here, do you want to throw a ball? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4864 They called him a leader dog, so we took him. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4865 He is a member of the superior race catered to by Humans. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4866 .....and they think WE'RE the aliens! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4867 Intelligent life at last! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4868 Hey Chewie. Who's a good wookiee? Who's a good wookiee? You are!!! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4869 Astro, do you want to go out for a space walk?? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4870 We have much to learn from this creature about mastering Earth's humankind. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4871 Although he's colored, he's wagging his tail like a Norwegian. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
4872 We wanted a Tweeter. Not a Woofer. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
4873 From the looks of it, this appears to be the Master. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
4874 I have this overwhelming urge to put his doodie in a bag.... 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
4875 Take me to your leader of the pack. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4876 I am really shocked, for I always assumed that when we finally made contact we would find them to be bipedal! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4877 This one is a lot more friendly than that two-legged one. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4878 When I said beam up rover, I meant the Mars rover. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4879 I'm afraid you're on your own now, boy. William Shatner is too heavy to be beamed down. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4880 I told you to order a hot dog. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4881 What does that mean: "Xanu's stuck in the well"? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4882 Well, we know he leads them around and they clean up after him. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4883 I think he’s got to go out. Do we have any poop bags? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4884 What did he say? That there is no longer evidence of an evolved species on earth? Their orange pumpkin headed leader doesn't believe in anything science based, and we should just hold off the invasion as they will destroy themselves ? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4885 Who’s Scotty? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4886 Take me to your leasher. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4887 Remember to report back daily. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4888 We have identified this as some sort of rover 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4889 No, we don't care how far you've followed us, you can't stay! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4890 Suggestion noted. However, "sniffing butts" is not a viable data collection technique. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4891 Our war against the Cat People isn't over yet. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4892 Finally........intelligent life. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4893 No, you're not in a dog frisbee. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4894 But I already bought a "Beware of the Human" sign. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4895 I'm gratified to see that they were able to advance beyond "human." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4896 See Spot sit. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4897 Are we sure that this is the only apolitical entity left on this planet? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4898 She says her kind has gained a position of trust and that it's clearly time for the overthrow. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4899 He is Sirius, man. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4900 God or dog? So there is dyslexic life on other planets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4901 I am VERY impressed by his “stay.” 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4902 Do you want to go for a talk? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4903 I took you to my master. Now will you give me back my bone? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4904 He keeps talking about the outside of a tree. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4905 Fetch me Scotty 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4906 Ok, clear. But why are they their own worst enemy? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4907 From all of our research this is the ruler of planet Earth. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4908 I say let's keep him. He doesn't look like he comes from one of those shithole planets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4909 But he just went. We cant go all the way back! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4910 I told you...”There IS intelligent life on earth”. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4911 They're not that smart, you say? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4912 All he'll tell me is that his name is Ralph and he lives at the wharf. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4913 Go for a ride? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4914 Okay, who has his leash? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4915 Who's a good specimen? You are! Yes you are! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4916 Sure he's cute, but I'm more of a cat alien. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4917 hello earthling we come to destroy your planet 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4918 Perfect. When he's spying, they'll think he's being loyal. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4919 Ah... he followed me home!? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4920 I have a message for you from Pluto. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4921 He seems much more intelligent than what we expected. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4922 It's a strange species. It's called a Gudboi. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4923 He did have a whole family of the stupid bipeds working to support him ..... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4924 Earthlings, they're cuter than I thought. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4925 Take me to your pack leader! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4926 He’s smarter than that Trump guy they sent. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4927 Timmy's where? In a black hole? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4928 He is refusing to take us to his leader. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4929 These earthlings are more friendly than we thought. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4930 What's a good dog? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4931 You help me carch the mailman and I get all the tennis balls, the rest is all yours. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4932 Hello, Laika. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4933 I don't care who implanted the chip. This is not the congressional candidate for Florida. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4934 We must stop his tail from moving. The last time this happened he released a dangerous brown substance with toxic fumes. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4935 He already looks like a leader. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4936 He didn’t want to leave the cabinet, actually. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4937 Captain. We only have enough power to energize the transporter one more time. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4938 Clearly the dominant species. They get the bipeds to do waste control. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4939 Dinner "if," I mean "when" you get back. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4940 We could beam him up, but I don't think he's a scottie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4941 This proves it's a Dog-Eat-Dog universe out there. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4942 'Much friendlier than the two-legged creature. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4943 Aw, can keep this earthling? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4944 If they want a friend, their leaders get one of these. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
4945 It's saying it wants to go outside. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4946 No more licking our enemies - got it? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4947 He has to go outside to go to the bathroom 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4948 he came from Planet K-9 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4949 The "sit" and "stay" commands may become problematic when we leave the artificial gravity chamber. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4950 Are you SURE you set coordinates for "Pluto"? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4951 Take us to your breedeer. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4952 He travels in the cargo area if he can't afford a seat! 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4953 The Snamuh will panic, now that we've captured their Dog! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4954 You know, I think with the proper breeding, we have found our new supreme leader. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4955 We can’t send him back because now he is Zarnod’s service animal. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
4956 You can keep him as long as you are willing to find a suitable planet and take him out three times a day. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4957 Huh. I thought they'd be taller. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4958 It anticipates our next show of alien dogs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4959 Marklar, we have an adorable problem. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4960 No need to worry, I’m housebroken. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4961 If I can keep him, I promise to run his probe every day. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4962 Well let me tell you, his bark is even worse. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4963 Dinner is served! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4964 HE SEEMS QUITE PERCEPTIVE 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4965 Maybe we shouldn't blow up Earth after all. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4966 Playing fetch outside is a BAD idea! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4967 So on earth the humans feed you, clean up after you, bathe you, brush your hair and let you pull them around with a leash? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4968 Greetings, Mister President 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4969 I brought you here because you are the three smartest of your race. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4970 We didn’t know when we said “Take Me To Your Leader”, you would bring us the Top Dog”. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4971 Once we beam you down, see what you can sniff out. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4972 Dog Gone 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4973 Strangely I already regard him as my best friend. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4974 He can sit, roll over and fetch! I told you there was intelligent life on planet earth. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4975 Looks like we forgot the Scoop A Poop. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4976 He always said he wanted to be a dog in his next life. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4977 They claim to be the dominant species but we note that they are the ones following you around with plastic bags to pick up your excrement. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
4978 So this is the smartest creature on this planet?" "Yes, they've got them all fooled 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4979 The aliens surmised that earth creatures have 3 primary interests: eating, playing and pooping. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
4980 Clearly the most advanced of our earthling specimens 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4981 I think their leader sent his best friend 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4982 I said,'Take me to your leader.' The other one had the leash. I don't know. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4983 Well! Earth people seem to be friendlier and more intelligent than we thought. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4984 But is he OUR best friend? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4985 anybody wanna draw straws to see who walking the dog 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4986 I said beam me up a Scotty. That's a Retriever! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4987 It is a UFO- unidentified fetching object. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4988 This is man's best friend. He can't talk, he shits in the street and he smells. Makes you wonder doesn't it? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4989 I distinctly commanded "beam up the scottie". Send this one back and get me Trump. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4990 .GOD a s’ti kniht I 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4991 It is earthling's best friend. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4992 There were two hooked together, but this one was the leader. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4993 I COULD take you to my leader but believe me he doesn't cotton to new immigrants. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4994 Sure, he's cute, but I thought those geniuses at NASA would have figured out that we're partial to cats! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4995 Bone me up, Scotty! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4996 Clearly a more intelligent species. The last one did nothing but scream. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4997 Who wants to be beamed up? Does Spotty want to be beamed up? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4998 Are you from a shithole? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4999 I was kind of expecting a Scottish Terrior 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5000 Unless you can find a pooper-scooper on this spaceship, I suggest you send this one back. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5001 So, dog looks like their master? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5002 Forget annihilation, I’m moving there. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5003 So this is the most intelligent being now on planet Earth. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5004 He says they have resources but lack our common scents. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5005 So the reports are true. This planet has gone to the dogs. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5006 They call it, "Man's best friend" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5007 We concluded it is the leader because its servants follow it and clean-up after it. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5008 Do any of you speak "woof?" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5009 This, my friends, is an example of the only species worthy of saving from that planet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5010 He seems to understand “walk”. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5011 yeH, ti dootsrednu "tiS"! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5012 I am looking at my pet project 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5013 Our universal language translator relays the earthling inexplicably desires to lick us silly. Hmm.... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5014 Sir, your people are far friendlier and more agreeable than we were led to belive about your planet. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5015 I tried going to their leader first, but this seemed like a better choice. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5016 I could only beam up his best friend. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5017 It refused to stay. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5018 Of all the Earthlings we saw, this one seemed to be the smartest. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5019 You don't look like the Scottie I knew. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5020 "I'm not sure this one is the Mars Rover." ["Mars" is in italics.] 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5021 Take us to the top dog. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5022 Go and rid the world of cats! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5023 We travel 50 million light years, and all you can bring back from there is a bone? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5024 What means "house training?' 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5025 I call him Mars Rover Jr. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5026 I said we are in the YEAR of the dog, not in NEED of dog.... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5027 I can't understand anything he says. Seems friendly 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5028 He's cute, but taking him for walks will be tricky. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5029 It doesn't look like a Scottie! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5030 This year's Best in Show competition is literally out of this world. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5031 These mounds you are leaving behind, is this how you disseminate your wisdom? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5032 Why do you look so different? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5033 Now, we're letting you out at the next rock, boy, but don't worry, we'll come back for you. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5034 He's got to be the leader. Any time he went out, someone followed to clean up his poop. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5035 World Domination Phase 2 ready at your command, Your Canineness. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5036 This is the supreme being from the planet Earth! In addition, much nicer than the humans that also inhabit that bizarre place. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5037 It's OK. We bark, too. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5038 He's a lot smarter than the others. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5039 I'm not sure how important this is to their culture, but people keep picking up its poop. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5040 Can we keep him! Can we keep him! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5041 We're concerned-are you housebroken? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
5042 Is it worth going back to Zablonk with the Westminster runner-up? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5043 Who wants to go for a spacewalk? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5044 Maybe they're not idiots... they were smart enough to send their most evolved species. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5045 Don't worry. Back home no one will know it's a dog. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5046 Behold! The creature that probes using only it's nose! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5047 He's so cute. Let's get one of those two-legged Earthlings to probe instead. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5048 He had a rough trip. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5049 So which one of you is Scottie? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5050 Funny, they don't look a thing like us. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5051 President Trump wants you to leave and return to where you came from. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5052 What do you mean he hasn't had his shots?! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5053 You will assume the role of the President's dog. Now, please remember which one of you is barking mad. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5054 Thanks guys! You saved me from our leader! Do you have space for 2.9 million more? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5055 Next time we'll abduct his best friend. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5056 Intelligent Life, I see. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5057 He claims to be Pluto but I think he’s Canis 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5058 You’re unchipped, right? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5059 How's an astrodog supposed to drag his behind in a place like this? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5060 "Beam me up, Scottie" must mean something else in this subsection. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5061 Did anyone bring any plastic bags? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5062 We thought it more important to capture a master than a pet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5063 I said a leader, not a pointer. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5064 "i thought we ordered a pizza". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5065 Energize! We don't want him crapping on the bridge again. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5066 It says it wants to be our best friend. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5067 Wow, an earthling with two more legs. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5068 They call this a "good boy." 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5069 I think he is from one of earth's shithole countries. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5070 Please let me keep her, I promise, I will spacewalk her every day 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5071 So far we’ve figured out their alphabet goes from arf to woof. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5072 They haven't mastered fans yet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5073 I don't recall the Earth inhabitants being this friendly on our last visit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5074 We can't get him to stop sniffing the anal probe long enough to learn his language. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5075 After a millennia search, future scientists finally discover indisputable proof of Dog. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5076 Tell us more, Master, about the one you call Your Bitch. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5077 Research shows that this is their god. Hey, did you ever fix the spellcheck on the computer? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5078 So, there is intelligent life on earth afterall! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5079 Your name "Snoopy is a dead giveaway!" We know you're here to hack our technology. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5080 QUICKLY! Alert Nasal Intelligence! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5081 Hey, wait...You're not a Scottie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5082 So your so-called masters were actually of an inferior species? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5083 He followed us back. Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5084 He really seems to like you, WOK 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5085 "Hey Scotty, are you going to beam me up or just stand there staring at me?" Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5086 You get the pooper scooper. You were the one who used the w-a-l-k word. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5087 Puppy want to go for a moonwalk? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5088 We would kindly like to ask you for a few of your human slaves. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5089 What a relief, there is intelligent life on this planet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5090 Unassuming in appearence, yes, but somehow his kind has enslaved the whole of the human race. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5091 ride?... wanna ride?...wanna go for a ride? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5092 Feed these Earthlings a biscuit and they think you're God. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5093 There will be no peace until we meet its demands. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5094 Can't we keep it? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5095 I'm sure I said "Beam me up a Scotty." 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5096 We'll tell mom he followed us home! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5097 We decided to leave his animal on the other end of the leash. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
5098 We're leaving earth now, back to you cleaning up after yourself. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
5099 He will teach us to sniff where once we probed. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5100 He was the only one leaping in the air and greeting us when we flew low over the park. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5101 He looks lost, should we check his tag? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5102 They assured us, he'll be the next president of the US, but asked us, to train him first in bad language 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5103 What? I don’t get it. Is it the fur? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
5104 Through mind melds we're learning his language. Pretty primitive stuff like 'treat', 'ball' and 'sit'. But we haven't been able to decipher 'whosagoofuzzeebubbeeboy'. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5105 Yes, Master! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5106 No cats on our planet! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5107 Our universal translator is having difficulty decoding "kibblekibblekibble". 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5108 This must be their leader. I observed a life form following him around with a pooper scooper. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5109 Earthlings will go ape when they hear we've captured their best friend! 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5110 He says "I am so happy, there is intelligent life in the universe, after all". 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
5111 Tell us more about your evil master… 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5112 You know what they say -- a dog is a Zorg's best friend. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5113 He needs to go for a walk. I'm betting we didn't bring a pooper scooper. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
5114 But, Captain, he's a service dog! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5115 Finally after all these millennia, I prove to you that intelligent life DOES exist on earth! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5116 you know, I never would have thought you'd have dog days in space. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5117 This must be their leader. Humans pick up his poop. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5118 It's amazing they've come as far as they have, with no opposing thumbs. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5119 Back to a better place and time. No fences, leash laws, or pooper scoopers. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5120 Doesn't appear frightened ... but to be fair, our species DOES smell like bacon. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5121 I guess they ran out of monkeys down there! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5122 So we're down to either Frilthrp or Mr. Nibbles, right? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5123 Sit! Stay! Surrender the Earth! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5124 She's an Ankylosaurus. I've found they make better pets than Testickylosaurus. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5125 Maybe the hydrant was the dominant life form. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5126 Where are the antennae? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5127 Says he's got an angle on alien possession. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5128 He has a fixarion on the word 'Sit." Obviously, this planet's inhabitants are lazy 'Sitasses!' 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5129 I said beam up a believer not a retriever 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5130 Woof...woof..woof......woof? Woof. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5131 Spot? What kind of a name is that? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5132 Why aren't these boneheads feeding me? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5133 Down, boy. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5134 Yo babe. you come here often? Diapers for pigeons who perch on statutes." Ufo for aliens who land on earth." "hair on the furniture." The audience controls their quarterly-earnings-announcement jitters by imagining the board of directors naked." 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5135 I think we should call it ‘alien’s best friend.’ 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5136 Don't worry Bob. You look better now than before the experiment. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5137 Just be careful when you play fetch. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5138 They seem to have their two legged ones under their control... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5139 Of course he's happy! The system prevents fleas from being beamed up! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5140 Please take us to your leader. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5141 OK, what comes after "woof"? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5142 Siriusly, take us to your breeder. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5143 He followed us home. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5144 I picked him up in the Capital...says he's done with that Shithole. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5145 He'll be more valuable than that yellow-haired monster. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5146 Era uoy god? 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5147 We brought you here because you were a very good boy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5148 Yes, you are a very good boy but I asked them to beam me up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5149 Loyal, loving and furry---why aren't you the dominant species? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5150 What is it? And what is that thing on its back? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5151 Does he communicate through his bark or through his tail? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5152 No one's ever asked to sniff the probe before. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5153 What exactly do you like about man? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5154 It appears you're the only intelligent life on Earth. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5155 Walkies? Go walkies? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5156 He looks so Sirius. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5157 So this is the smartest being on planet Earth?! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5158 We're pleased that the humans have served you so well. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5159 Didn't you say add paws for effect? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5160 You're their only hope, obi. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5161 No. We got you a bunny, and remember what happened? You left it outside, and it exploded. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5162 Computer! Bring to us the most loved creature on this planet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5163 We have to beam it back. Mom says that he who flies with dogs lands with wingless bloodsucking parasitic insects. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5164 Xzrrth fell down a well? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5165 It’s not as talkative as our previous specimen, but it’s far more loyal. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5166 He says that with just one wiff of their butt he knows more than an anal probe. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5167 Who's the best emperor? Yes you are. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5168 I know we don't usually take hitchhikers, but in this case I think we can make an exception. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5169 It was either this, or a cat. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5170 I told you they had intelligent life. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
5171 It must be the Mars Rover I've been reading about 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5172 This isn't what I meant when I said bring me their top dog. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5173 I AM G.O.D.!!!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5174 Good boy! Now this time, we want you to retrieve the thing that throws the ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5175 Allow me to translate: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5176 Hurry, I think he's saying number two. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5177 Well, it's not exactly Chewbacca, but it's the best we can do. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5178 He says he can't take us to his leader, they don't have one down there. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
5179 Hey boy, are you lost? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5180 We wish to know how you can eat your own poop. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5181 Oh no! Who’s going walk the dog? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
5182 Congratulations. You have successfully subjugated the humans. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5183 Ask him if he is spaceship broken. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5184 Ask him if he's Chuck Berry or Beethoven in some of those 47 languages. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5185 Who's a good abductee? You are! Yes, you are! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5186 I need a tree badly. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5187 The toilet water's all yours, our heads don't fit. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5188 Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5189 With your head out this window, you'd die of asphyxiation...not to mention boiling blood, bloating and several other negative consequences. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5190 OK, this is their leader. Now what? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5191 So, commander, what are we to fetch on this mission? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5192 We need you to sniff out aliens. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5193 At least now we have something to herd all the cows with. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5194 Again, may we humbly apologize for our dyslexic leader's wish to personally express his trust in 'dog'. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5195 This one must be in charge. It chooses its words so carefully! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5196 What is the latest report on your effort to oversee development of humans? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5197 Are you Sirius? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5198 What do you mean, “he wants to go out.” 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5199 He says the uprights are a servant species. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5200 We're beaming you out for a quick quick only then right back in. Ok 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5201 I don't think we should try and probe this one. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5202 Send a message to home planet: "Native life forms harmless. Invasion begins." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5203 I'm sure - he pooped and the lesser form of life cleaned it up....... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5204 Beam me up, Scottish Terrier! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5205 Its your turn to do the probing. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5206 He says his species was first in space off this planet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5207 Welcome back, Commander. Yes, we've still got some glitches in the transporter. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5208 Oh shoot. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5209 So this is what their species calls their 'best friend.' Let's pull out and head to Alpha Centauri. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5210 They look more primitive, nevertheless more tender of what we had assumed. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5211 What does the tail wagging "out or else" mean? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5212 OK, so when we get there get down on all fours and they will think you are the new boutique breed and then will be the wiser! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5213 He says he wants to go walkies. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5214 . . . And you’ll be happy to hear we zapped that creature who enslaved you into oblivion. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5215 Do we eat him or pet him? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5216 ...And so we shall spare this planet. Clearly its beings are a tremendously loving race who desire only play and exploration of the smellable universe. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5217 I think he wants to go outside 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5218 Take us to your lead dog. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5219 Sorry....Who knew they weren't the higher life form. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5220 He truly is the good boy 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5221 Take us to your owner. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5222 Shall we keep him? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5223 On the count of three, beam him up Scotty. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5224 What does it want?" "Spaceballs. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5225 You think we can get him to roll over. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5226 This is progress. The last one scratched the chairs and wouldn't sit. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5227 Hey, whoever you are, call me Laika 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5228 We shall call him: "Einstein." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5229 He seems to be so much more intelligent than the two legged subjects we beamed up from planet 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5230 It seems intelligent and quite devoted but the tail wiggle has me worried. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5231 You wanted to meet the highest form of life from down there....well here it is!! And it's a very good boy!! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5232 My sensors say that we smell like bacon to it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5233 I don't know about this first contact, but he looks friendly. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5234 The only word in our language he seems to understand is "sit." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5235 The tag says Pluto. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5236 How'd you like a new best friend? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5237 So this is the new Space Rover? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5238 Can we keep the lab specimen? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5239 It took him 1 light year to travel here. That's 7 light years for you or me! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5240 Finally. I was the center of attention. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5241 Aw, can we keep him? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5242 Take us to Labrador. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5243 Well, if he wasn't at the top of the species hierarchy, humans wouldn't gather up his poop! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5244 Gentlemen, I’d like you to meet the ambassador from Pluto. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5245 Take me from our leader. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5246 Dog. God spelled backwards. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5247 Proof that there is intelligent life on earth! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5248 The dog ate my homeworld. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5249 I am dog... I mean, god. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5250 Our sources claim that political negotiations are nearly impossible without containing vast quantities of the substance it produces. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5251 The language is primitive, but this alien creature is evidently demanding a consumable reward in return for catching a giant Frisbee. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5252 Of COURSE it's the leader. The tall ones feed it, come when summoned and follow it around picking up its waste. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5253 It was the only thing worth taking there. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5254 What is a fireplug? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5255 So the alpha dog of the US is now a baboon? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5256 Mom, I said I wanted a cat! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5257 this is the most intelligent form of life we found 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5258 We need to know why their poop is so valuable that Earthlings save it. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5259 Earth dog, take us to your breeder. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5260 I summoned The Creator. Must have been my dyslexia. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5261 Surely there is another way to let him do his business. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5262 It's thinking, 'When do I get the anal probe?' 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5263 Take us to your Alpha dog. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5264 What happened to the cartoon with the animal biting the caveman’s leg? 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
5265 Why are we taking all these pets from shithole planets? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5266 I said intelligent life, bring back a cat. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5267 To get this straight, Timmy was so uncoordinated that he fell into a well, and you need our help? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5268 I thought he said 'beam me up a scottie.' 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5269 What are you looking at? Didn't you Martians ever see a dog before? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5270 He came from Pluto. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5271 Wow. A real human being. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5272 He says he needs to go outside for a few minutes. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5273 Could he be our best friend? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5274 There's no way he can be our copilot. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5275 Well he seems to be a lot happier about that anal probe than our last subject. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5276 "Good boy, do you need a space walk?' 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
5277 We do not understand how to bring 'Go Fetch' to a conclusion. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5278 WELL GUYS, DO WE FEED IT OR EAT IT? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5279 It followed us into the ship...Should we keep it? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5280 We're in trouble. He needs to go out. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5281 If you are really man's best friend then why do they feed you dog food? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5282 So these humans...they pick up your poop without you even asking them? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5283 It can sit, but it can't stay. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5284 Oops, let’s hope the owner’s address is on the collar. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
5285 Apparently, I should have said "DiMaggio" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5286 We haven't been quite able to decipher his language, but he came from the land mass they call "America," and is clealry more highly intelligent than its leader. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5287 I am told that this is man's best friend and it tastes like chicken. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5288 He doesn't have the best words--but he's loyal. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5289 We're not completely sure, but we think he was a jazz percussionist on Earth. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5290 Can we keep him? I promise to walk him every parsec... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5291 They seem friendly. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5292 You don't have to beam him down, but you're cleaning up if he poops in the saucer. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5293 I don't have a dog-gone idea what to do with him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5294 He's, like, really smart. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5295 'Ah yes, it is just how we pictured it. A human being." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5296 Is this one ship-broken? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5297 This one's a lot smarter than the two legged ones we've encountered. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5298 Maybe he'll help us unlock the secret of growing hair. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
5299 Since you lack testicles, how do you reproduce? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5300 What does he mean by "best friend"? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5301 I long for the days when we could just let him out in the yard! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5302 We saw your leader; we preferred you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5303 We chose the best and the brightest. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5304 Gee, I guess all men are dogs... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5305 Yep, Ted. This is the leader. The two legged specimens just walk around after them all day waiting for them to crap. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5306 My assignment was to bring back the Earthly meaning of life. Meet "Rex." 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5307 Remember, when you get back home tell NO ONE what you saw here! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5308 We finally found The Good Boy. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5309 This will surely melt anyone’s force field. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5310 I bet this doesn't happen to the cat when she chases beams of light. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5311 You said you wanted a space rover. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5312 We're listening. We know you have a tail to tell. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5313 I thought they were supposed to stand upright? And what the hell's with the tail? 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5314 He has to go out again. I took him to the lunar surface last time. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5315 This is the most sentient creature we have found down there. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5316 And this is the master race of planet Earth. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5317 What is a Frisbee? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5318 OK, OK we get it - take us to your MASTER 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5319 Klaatu barada nikto. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5320 I hope she likes having her food in a saucer. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5321 No, we can't open the window. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5322 You've disappointed us. You didn't turn out to be the stable genius you claimed. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5323 All it seems to do is wiggle that thing in the back, but it must be intelligent; it had a human following it and picking up it's poop, when I sucked it up here. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5324 You mean THIS is their best friend? 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5325 Best friend or not, you better start singing if you want to get back to that tree 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5326 It's kind of cute and knows how to sit.Can we take it home with us? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5327 So far, we know that he's telepathic and his leader is named Cesar Millan. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5328 But I'm not a Scotty!! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5329 Where's your ball? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5330 he leads humans,he must be there leader 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5331 So everybody else has to hunt and gather, but you can poop on the floor and still get free meals and shelter? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5332 Scotty? That looks more like a lab. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5333 Must be a leader, as other species attend to his droppings 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5334 We said beam me up a Scottie, not just any old mutt 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5335 so you're the best friend, but what is man? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5336 You should have seen the way his servants picked up after him. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5337 Just pretend you're their species best friend like you did on the last planet and our conquest should go fine. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5338 This is not the kind of Rover we needed. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5339 I think it's some kind of sub-woofer 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5340 It was the smartest creature we could find in the place called DC. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5341 Egor, you have nothing to worry about, your AKC documents are in order and your transmission chip is undectable. Just remember to lick him on demand and never chew on his cable TV remote control. As they say, good luck. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5342 I was transporting their Supreme Being. What? They don’t read from right to left? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5343 I don’t think that we can keep him. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5344 Bill is dyslexic. I told him we are trying to determine if there is a god. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5345 Who's Timmy and what's a river? 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5346 Well, it was either him or Donald. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5347 Teach us how to make the humans pick up our poop, too. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5348 Can I stay? It's a dog eat dog World out there! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5349 Logically, they would only send the brightest into space first. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5350 So when it's time walk it, its' MY dog now? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5351 Is it... is he... a good boy? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5352 Boss says we have to figure out why they worship this thing. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5353 We came all the way to the Dog Star only to find this? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5354 I think he's telling us he wants to go out again. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5355 If our calculations are correct, they will worship the ground you walk on, they’ll feed you every day and you’ll sleep all you want. Just keep that tail wagging and don’t let on that our takeover is in six of what they call months 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5356 We will reach Vega in about 25 light years. For you, multiply that by 7. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5357 I took him for a space walk last time. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5358 ‘Do you think he has a chip?’ 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5359 Close Encounters of the K-9 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5360 Down, boy. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5361 No, we are searching for g-o-d. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5362 It's just such a...such a good boy 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5363 This must be their leader. It's mere presence makes you feel better. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5364 You may stand... We are not masters of the universe. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5365 Do people really pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5366 OK, we traveled 10 million miles in light years, but that's only 12 dog years!! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5367 Who's turn is it to walk him? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5368 We can't get him to do anything. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5369 I don't want to see any more poo floating around... 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
5370 Mission complete. Humans are incredibly receptive to obedience. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5371 Finally .... proof of intelligent life on Planet Earth !! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5372 He appears to speak a tonal language. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5373 It’s Area 357 in dog years. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5374 It looks like the other ship left the probe in. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
5375 My name is Spot. I'm your new best friend. 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
5376 Ok human, please answer one wag for yes and two wags for no . 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5377 Hope he's not microchipped! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5378 The mind scanner indicates receptivity to a "treat." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5379 Ready for your spacewalk? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5380 " He is happy... but dumb. I think he is what they call a 'Republican'. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5381 Don't be fooled by him - they're actually earth's most cunning parasite. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5382 They're friendlier but smellier than I expected. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5383 It appears we beamed-up the wrong Scotty! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5384 On this planet, you pick up our poop. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5385 He will teach us love. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5386 Always excited to go for a ride. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5387 Fido has to go. Can you beam him out, Scotty? 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5388 I think we found that very stable genius 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5389 In many of their residences, he is the head of the house. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5390 Rover 11 is cleared for launch, yes he is... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5391 Trust me, he's way more fun than their actual leader. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5392 Beam me up as a Scottie 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5393 When they haven't seen you for awhile, they jump, waggle their whole bodies, and lick your face in delight and affection. We'll make a fortune when we get this species back on Roq. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5394 We'll have space for him. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5395 What does this mean,'fire hydrant?' 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5396 There is intelligent life down there! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5397 I play whenever i want, have my meals brought to me and sleep 14 hours a day. and you're the intelligent ones? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5398 So when they say “heel” how do you respond without letting them know you’re in charge? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5399 As a member of the dominant species on earth, I welcome you. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5400 Wanna go Space Walkies? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5401 I think it's time for his spacewalk. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
5402 I need to go for a walk! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5403 Sparky, this is your third bathroom break in a row! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5404 Maybe now she'll go on the pad. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5405 No ,I'm not a MAN, I'm a man's best friend ! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5406 Don't you see? The word god is dog spelled backwards. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5407 We were trying to beam up a newspaper. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5408 We are sending you to Earth to become man's best friend. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5409 Well, you did say 'Beam me a rover.' 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5410 I guess you can teach it new tricks. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5411 The ship sent us the smartest and kindest creature they have. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5412 This is what happens when you catch a Frisbee. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5413 Yeah he is the one we want to talk to. The other one was being dragged behind carrying a bag full of feces. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5414 Mom, Dad, can we keep him? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5415 Finally, we've found intelligent life. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5416 The cat says you know where all the bones are buried. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5417 We think she is one of their important gods. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5418 Next, beam up Dr. Dolittle. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5419 No, I did compare the two. This must be their President! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5420 What now? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5421 What do you think woof means? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5422 They seem very endearing and obedient. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5423 What's that? Little Timmy has fallen into a black hole?" 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
5424 I've always wanted to beam Scotty up 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5425 Hello, Earthling! Please take us to your leader so we may learn from the greatest of stable geniuses. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5426 What's Arf? Their city? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5427 Gets along with others. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5428 Look, he is already portal trained. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5429 Well, they should be happy - the mission was find friends in the universe. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5430 As you can see, earth-beings are very friendly. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5431 Draxyl! Thank goodness for that HomeAgain microchip! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5432 Whoops, I said "Beam me up Spotty" 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5433 But how will you walk it? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5434 Do we have to take you outside for a walk? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5435 I'm gonna be honest. I'm having second thoughts on incinerating this planet. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5436 Let’s try this: Who is a good boy? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5437 It's the humans' only source of happiness 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5438 No, YOU do the anal probe. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5439 Now who's a good little Earthling? Who? You! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5440 You did well with the bone. Now I need you to fetch my other clone. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5441 He followed us home. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5442 There was also a cat, but he ate it. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5443 Timmy's in trouble. Let's follow him to Timmy!! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5444 As long as it doesn't bark in the middle of the night... 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
5445 We want to learn how you train your master to carry your feces. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5446 Are you sure? We were told your leader was a Golden Lad. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
5447 We're out of guesses. Throw us a bone. What is your purpose? 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
5448 A dog star...get serious..... 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
5449 What? Timmy fell down a black hole? Then there's nothing we can do. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5450 I asked the computer "Who's a good boy?" and this showed up. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
5451 What is it Lassie? Timmy’s fallen into a gravity well? 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
5452 All well and good, but where in space are we going to find a tree? 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
5453 I asked for Cpt. Spock, not Cpt. Spot. I swear Siri never gets it right. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5454 Let's ask Mom if we can keep him. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5455 Who wants to go out for the spacewalk today? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5456 This IS the most powerful creature on earth, sir--we saw humans picking up its poop. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5457 At last, a species more advanced than us at anal probing. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5458 He followed me home - can I keep him? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5459 Oops! Scotty has been beamed up. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5460 We captured his copilot, according to his bumper sticker. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5461 All my life, I've been hunting for someone who understands me. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5462 This is the dominant species on the planet 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5463 We have ways to make you talk. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5464 "No, I said I wanted the 'Mars' Rover. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5465 I don't know, it just followed me home. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5466 So, tell us again how our light-year is different from a dog light-year. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5467 I said "Beam us up A Scotty." This one looks more like a Lab. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5468 Who's a good Earthling? Yes you are. Yes you are. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5469 So it is your kind that is actually the master. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5470 Oh for God's sake, not again! Put it over there with the girl scout and the potted plant. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5471 This one has trained the humans to pick up his waste. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5472 He's hoping we know who's a good boy. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5473 He must be the higher of the two species--he can scratch his ears with his feet! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5474 He knows where the bones of the lost expedition are buries. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5475 We've just beamed him up and he seems like my best friend. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5476 Oh, you read left to right - we thought you were their god. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
5477 What did you do with our report to the Fleet Commander? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5478 Hope you're smarter than the two-legged ones. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5479 All that moon barking is starting to get on our nerves. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5480 I have easily gained the trust of the humans; it is the feline population that is proving more difficult to infiltrate. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5481 Okay fellas, let's give this rover a try. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5482 I think he likes me! 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
5483 Who beamed the dog up? (Who, who-who, who?!) 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
5484 He was attended by a two-legged, hairless servant. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
5485 Please tell your species to stop trying to fetch our disks. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5486 Beam him up, Spotty. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5487 We can't take you for a walk but we can take you to meet our leader. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5488 Couldn't they have taken him out to poop before we beamed him up? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5489 Yes, yes, of course she is a rescue. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5490 Tell us more about this "Frisbee" from your planet. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5491 Finally, an earthling pleased and grateful to be beamed up. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
5492 Who’s turn is it to take him for a space walk? 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
5493 Apparently, he mistook us for something called a "Frisbee". 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
5494 We'll call him Lunar Rover. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5495 Obviously a superior intelligence. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5496 ....it was easy, a little peanut butter and he'd follow me anywhere. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5497 I promise I’ll take him for a space walk three times a day! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5498 This is not the Rover we wanted 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5499 This organism appears to have a pet that cleans up after him. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5500 Finally, a life-form in the universe that likes us. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5501 He forgot the frisbee... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5502 Do you remember when we looked like him? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5503 Whatever you do, dont send me to Korea again 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5504 I don't know why they like humans either. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5505 They're better looking than we thought, but not as talkative. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5506 So this is a bagel? 1.0000 0.00717 140 140 0 0
5507 So, how do you get them to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
5508 He came with a note: "We send you man's best friend." 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5509 Why isn’t he their leader....he’s more intelligent? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5510 He seems to be the only Earth creature who's excited to see us again. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5511 I have to go back I’m afraid. They are so stupid that they keep messing up my research. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5512 Lets keep him and call him Spacey! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5513 The dyslexic Martians' search for God was doomed from the beginning. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5514 Can we keep her? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5515 You're, like, really smart. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5516 Stage One of our invasion plan is working perfectly. They now universally regard K9 as 'Man's Best Friend'. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5517 Can we keep him!? Oh Pleease!? Can we keep him!? Can we keep him!? I'll float in zero gravity with him everyday! I promise! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5518 Mans' best friend is sending message: take me out to play NOW. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5519 I sure hope he's spaceship trained. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5520 Remember that transmission about a hound dog? Well, this is it! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5521 Dammit- I said "Beam me up a Scottie" 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5522 I said 'God'. We need to find God! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5523 You're sure that THIS is man's best friend?!! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5524 We've got to learn what he knows. He's got them following him around picking up his crap. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5525 Don't be fooled by its friendly demeanor. They've managed to get the humans to cater to their every need. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5526 After much research we declare this the master species. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5527 I think this is the wrong "Scottie" 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5528 You like Tang? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5529 Excellent disguise, Zendrx. Remember, chase felines and sniff crotches. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5530 He’ll take us to his Master. Apparently, his Leader has an attitude toward aliens. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5531 Great...another retriever looking for his abducted master 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5532 He needs to go out again 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5533 We can help you heal. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5534 Humans reverently follow and collect nuggets of wisdom dropped by them. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
5535 Does it think our ship is shithole? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5536 Humans love them so let's try it. Medium rare? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5537 They seem to be very eager to please. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5538 Aren't these things supposed to come with a little plastic bag? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5539 Remember agent K9 all we need is their biscuit technology 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5540 How did you train them to feed and walk you, pick up your discharges and still adore you? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5541 Laika warned us some of you would be wise asses... 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5542 Fetch the “Beam Me Up” machine engineer. That’s not a Scottie. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5543 Hi guys, you haven't received a memo from PETA about new teleportation program? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5544 He knows sit, stay, fetch, and beam me up. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
5545 They told me they would send the male USPS." I don't know what that means. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5546 He wants to know what level the hydrants are on....... 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
5547 Happy thanksgiving, yall. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5548 I set it to find a very stable genius 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5549 Don’t take us to your leader. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
5550 Ok, whose turn is it to take him out for a walk? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5551 This earthling is so much better than we expected! 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5552 I told you,'beam him up Scotty' is not what we meant. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5553 OK! Now that your safely back tell us what you learned. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5554 Can you be our best friend, too? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5555 Ask it if it knows a good boy. 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
5556 This is going to be easier than we thought 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5557 Remember, Zlork, this process will give you 72 earth-hours to learn their weaknesses. Whoever you come across, just act like their best friend. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5558 I thought we were getting a Scotty. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5559 The tail is still. It's the craft that's wagging 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5560 As you ordered Commander, I just about to deliver my report on this Earth beast to you this morning but the beast ate it. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5561 So, one if by land and two if by sea? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5562 He’s here to help us mark our territory. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5563 Hmmm, doesn't say anything, shakes his tail, appears friendly. Gentlemen, based on what we know of Earth, this must be President Trump. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5564 I'm confused. He seems so much more intelligent than the two-legged creatures who boss him around. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5565 It's your turn to space walk him. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5566 His walker didn't make it. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5567 Uh Oh, I think he needs to be walked. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5568 It appears these earth-dwellers are more intelligent, loyal and adorable than we had anticipated... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5569 Who's a good zyxtlotl? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5570 Earthling, you act like you’ve lost your best friend. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5571 Who wants to go out for a space walk? Good boy! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5572 Yes, I'm sure these are the ones in charge. The humans walk behind and collect their remains! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5573 All it says is woof. What do you think that means? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5574 We think it's that stable genius leader they're all talking about. Our AI machines confirm this is one mean son of a bitch. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5575 He actually probed himself! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5576 Go forth and leave piles of waste across the globe. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5577 This Earthly wanted to check out OUR butt 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5578 That's not Scotty. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5579 Bone me up, Scotty! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5580 Yes we can rid your planet of the two legged parasite. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5581 Is Timmy in trouble? 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
5582 The biped asked too many questions. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
5583 So, how do you keep humans thinking they're in charge? 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
5584 After monitoring your President Trump for a year we have concluded you are the only source of intelligence on your planet. Want a bone? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5585 I thought you said "Bark side of the moon" 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
5586 When a dog's gotta go. A dog's gotta go. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5587 This is the leader. I saw the bi-peds serving him. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5588 Deities. They pull humanoids on a chain behind them to clean up their divine excrement. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5589 No, I don't have your tennis ball. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5590 Hmm...this is somewhat confusing because his telepathic message is definitely done cryptically. His message is, "Hurry! The bag! The plastic bag!" 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5591 Where in the hell are we going to walk him 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5592 And you said we wouldn't like humans 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5593 Tell us more about your motivation in catching flying disks 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5594 I told you we'd find intelligent life. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5595 The biped slave that was with it caters to its every need. Must be some kind of telepathic mind control. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5596 Do you know Dr. Sheldon Cooper? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
5597 Should we pet it or eat it? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5598 Trust me. Pluto has not run off and left you. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
5599 We told you to beam back THE rover. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
5600 This must be the famous Mars Rover! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5601 You're WHOSE best friend? 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5602 Geez, is it just me or does Stan look 7 years older? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5603 Check his collar. See what galaxy he's from. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5604 And then Oprah became queen. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5605 What a cutie-pie! WHO'S a valuable specimen? YOU'RE a valuable specimen! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5606 Should we send them the dog now, or just see what evolves? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5607 I found this dog peeing on our particle accelerator. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5608 We have captured Earth's supreme ruler. No other earthling can do nothing all day, defecate where ever they want or hump someone's leg without severe ramifications. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5609 Zorg, it is your turn to spacewalk the dog. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5610 As the most intelligent life in your capital, your friendship is important to us. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5611 This arrived from a distant Galaxy, he responds well to the word "Fetch" 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5612 So which one of you is your group's very stable genius? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5613 As always, when you get home, tell no one .... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5614 It is said to be man's best friend. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5615 Behold! The Mars rover! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5616 When we saw the bipeds picking up excretions we knew which species was in control. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5617 What happened? We wanted a Scottie. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5618 At least he licked me. The other tall creatures ran away screaming! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5619 Our scanners show this is the most intelligent creature on the planet Earth. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5620 He only knows one word. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5621 Be a good doggy and bring us the paper. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5622 And why are we supposed to repeatedly ask you if you are a ‘good boy?’ 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5623 He seemed friendly. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5624 One step for mankind . One giant step for wireless fences 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5625 That is not a Scotty. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5626 Our first rescue. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5627 Ok, but he’s your responsibility. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5628 Good boy Zorg! Now that you've got them poop-n'-scoopin', we can begin the invasion! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5629 I think it said there is something wrong with our roof, roof? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5630 Didn't I tell you to stop letting your kids use the Tractor Beam? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5631 Yeht llac ti 'god' 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5632 That's a good question, but we don't know who the good dog is, either. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5633 No, just because we are followed by two legged creatures on a tether, picking up our droppings, does NOT mean that we are the dominant species on our planet! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5634 “”Well, considering he’s from that shithole planet, he seems pretty friendly. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5635 Are you sure I won't be noticed in this costume? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5636 Did he just shit on the new teleporter? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5637 you're not a Scottie. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5638 Your leader is trapped down a well? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5639 You're not Scotty. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5640 You’d think we could have designed the ship with a dog walk so we wouldn’t have to find a planet three times a day to beam him down to. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5641 We were right, a "heckin good pupper" is just a dog. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5642 I think he wants to go for a walk! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5643 Were we supposed to fetch the stick or the dog? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5644 There was another species with it. Had only two feet, but it ran away. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5645 Siriusly? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5646 You beamed up Spotty not Scotty. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5647 Send him back. I’m more or a cat person. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5648 I know, right? It's our go-to place to get the real poop, too! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5649 Are you sure you requested an audience with their God? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5650 Houston, we have a problem. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5651 We await your orders, our Supreme Leader. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5652 I thought you were going to beam me up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5653 We can keep him only if you promise to walk him. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5654 Seems logical that this is the ruling species of such an infantile planet. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
5655 Finally, we found intelligent life on earth. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
5656 We decided to start with the most intelligent life form we could find. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
5657 They took us to their leader. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5658 What's the Lassie? Xralnach's caught in a gravity well? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5659 He seems pretty happy for a being that eats its own poop. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5660 What do you mean, you have to go out? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5661 I say, send him up to some shithole or else he’ll be, you know, all over this place 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5662 He is the best friend the leader ever had. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5663 And don't even get me started about his tweeting. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5664 He said, "Beam me up a Scottie," right? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5665 According to his humans he can not only tell us who a good dog is, he can tell us who the best dog is. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5666 I believe I requested to beam me up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5667 You're not Scotty. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5668 What's that boy, Timmy has fallen down the space time vortex well? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5669 Naw, this can't be right, do it over... this time order the pizza 'without any meat toppings' . 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5670 Tell us again, why couldn't you infiltrate the White House this time? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5671 I told you we should have gotten here before 2020 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5672 Their anal probes are way different from ours! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5673 Sorry. All Earthlings look the same to us. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5674 I told you, because they can. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5675 I am not sure Mom and Dad are going to believe he "just followed us home" since we used the tractor beam. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5676 I would like to introduce you all to our new Rover. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5677 "Greetings canine, we come in peace & we speak fluent 'dog'. Having observed your planet's supposed 'leader' for several months now, we decided to abduct you as we believe you can provide a better insight into your World than that orange beast". 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5678 Praise be to you oh great one! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5679 Now what we have to learn is: is he the master or the pet? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5680 We WON'T be sending this one back. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5681 Why don't we use him as the logo for our Recording Communications Affiliates? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5682 I'll take bachelor #1, but I think you guys have lost something in the translation. This isn't quite how the show works. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
5683 I think this species will become our best friends. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5684 I think this one will make us look less alien at Westminster 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5685 ... and if you hear them say 'neuter,' phone home. Good luck, Maximus. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5686 Obviously the navigational instrument is out of whack: it keeps wagging back and forth 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5687 Who's the best little space buddy, what a good boy. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5688 Zal-Tron will never believe he followed us home. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5689 Man's best friend is much cuter. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5690 I think he needs to go outside. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5691 Don't probe, just sniff 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5692 Apparently a substance of great value is emitted from it's posterior. Humans gather it immediately. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5693 This IS the most intelligent being from Earth planet “Washington, D.C.! 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5694 You can tell he understands everything we say! See how his tail wags? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5695 The alien seems friendly. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5696 What a strange tale. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5697 It's a U arf O! 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5698 You see, aliens are nude. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5699 Okay, this time when you go back, learn the meaning of "fetch". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5700 Did someone say, "Beam me up a doggie"? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5701 We forgot to bring newspapers 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5702 Can’t you wait? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5703 It's a good gig. No work, food and belly scratching on demand. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5704 If you want a friend on earth, get a dog. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
5705 What's the big deal about 'going for a walk'? 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5706 so that is how we took over the human race. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5707 “He came with instructions to walk him outside”. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5708 Tell us more about this evil cat creature. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5709 Might you consider a new best friend? 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5710 It’s the planet’s only trustworhy interlocutor 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5711 I am going to follow him home. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5712 I vote we skip the anal probe. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5713 And you sit home all day on the couch while your master goes to work?! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5714 Sorry, we have no Bones on this Starship. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
5715 We've never beamed something so happy to see us. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
5716 Why is he dragging his butt like that? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5717 Careful Carl, once his tail starts to shake and he gives you that glare - he is going to try to make you love him. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5718 On his planet, the little ones say he eats a lot of homework. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5719 Is it me, or has this world gone to the dogs? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5720 We may have teleported the wrong leader. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5721 It's your turn to take him for a walk. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5722 We’re fascinated by the whole wolf half-brother thing, but actually it's your best friend we wanted to talk about. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5723 You walk him." "No, you walk him." "Where? How? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5724 1600 hasn't seen anyone like you in some time, but you'll immediately be the smartest in the House. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5725 Ironically I would have thought this is what they would look like if they came from the planet named "Pluto". 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5726 Honestly, this has nothing to do with Mr. Whiskers from apartment 320. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5727 Earthlings are about as intelligent as I imagined. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5728 Our first alien interaction...it took days to get the hair out of the carpet 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5729 I'm amazed that we found a planet where they speak our language. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5730 Would you like a Mars bar? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5731 He thought he heard me say, "Beam me up, Doggie." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5732 How old is 20,000 years divided by seven? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5733 Apparently its willingness to negotiate our takeover of the Earth hinges on the throwing of a stick. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5734 Let's call hime Rover. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5735 Canis Major or Canis Minor? Wag once for Major and twice for Minor. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5736 Thanks. It’s a Dog eat Dog world down there. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5737 Laika.. What's yours? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5738 I'm pretty sure we can get away with saying 'he's a therapy dog'. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5739 He's friendlier than the two legged critters he lives with. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5740 I wonder how old he is in light-years. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5741 The other species was picking up his poop. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5742 You promised me humans were hypoallergenic, Barry. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5743 I don't know...he does 'look' more intelligent than the others. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5744 He's a rescue. From Earth. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5745 Wisely spoken. Life is rough! rough! across the known Universe. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5746 You think you can just jump up and catch us in your teeth? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5747 He'll never go potty while we stand and watch. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5748 I said, "Beam me up a Scotty", not a Lab. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5749 We assume you're the dominant species on your planet since you get to lie around all day and pee anywhere you want. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5750 I believe he said, "Beam me up, Scotty," not, "Beam me up a Scottie." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5751 They walk behind it and worship it's waste. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5752 What's that boy? Zoltan is trapped inside a black hole? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5753 He asked if there were a hydrant nearby 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5754 Please tell us, what is in those plastic bags you have your slaves collect for you? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5755 Could that be Finnish that he is speaking? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5756 It's your turn to walk him. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5757 It's like he senses that we are from Uranus. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5758 The cosmic medium has arrived! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5759 Using the universal translator I said "Take me to your leader." to a cat. He pointed at this guy. And snickered. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5760 Dogonit! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5761 Captain? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5762 Sure I like him, but I'm not telling Dad you brought him home! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5763 Take us to your master. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5764 Wait! I forgot to put down the newspaper. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5765 Okay, so, I smelled that teal colored flower on 6th street over and over again, and the next thing I knew I was here. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5766 We think it's some sort of nose support system. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
5767 This earthling seems not to have an IPhone -- strange, I thought they all did. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
5768 Is this the intelligent life you dragged us here to find? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5769 Who's going to be Supreme Intergalactic Ambassador? YOU are. Yes you are! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5770 Teach us your Welcoming Wag....and we'll rule the universe! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5771 It's either "offer weapon" or "offer treat." 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5772 Boy, sounds rough. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5773 Bark once for Republican or bark twice for Real World. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5774 I think he's telling us he likes it 'ruff' 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5775 We are about to drop you on the White House lawn: here are your orders! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5776 Who’s turn is it to take him for a space walk? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5777 Welcome Earth leader. Please, teach us about your world. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5778 Behold, the most perfect creature on earth. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5779 And now we sniff his butt... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5780 He doesn't seem to have an ideology. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5781 Wow, it has it's own antenna in the back. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5782 No, a woofer is ... never mind. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5783 This is the leader. The others followed him and picked up his waste. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5784 Classic--whenever we jump to outer space is when he decides it's time to go outside. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5785 You're just going to have to hold it for a while... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5786 Based on our observations, we assumed that YOU were in charge. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5787 I actually could be YOUR best friend. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5788 He says his name is “Woof”. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5789 Maybe it needs to go for a space walk? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5790 All I said was "Beam me up a Scottie." They sent me a mutt instead. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5791 Why, yes, we can beam a gamma ray that would instantly render all humans infertile. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5792 Airfare is posted in bitcoins, not bites. I'm sorry for any confusion sir. would you like to be upgraded to cargo? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5793 Best of all, cats aren't worshipped on our planet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5794 Who's a good boy? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5795 We look forward to your report from Earth, Xfeftl 662, now that you have been so effectively disguised as the planet's dominant lifeform. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5796 They are shorter than I imagined, but friendlier. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5797 Going out is easy, Rover, but coming back inside is way too hard. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5798 No really, who is a good boy? Do you know? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5799 We are sorry, but you have to be house trained to walk on the moon 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
5800 Did the earthling happen to mention the leader's name? 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5801 From what I observed in the park, this creature has complete control over the humans 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5802 There IS intelligent life on earth! 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5803 This is a very sly creature: He lets the humans think THEY are in charge of HIM, but HE knows the truth! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5804 This one can't read and can be trained, but I said the one with orange hair, not orange fur. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5805 Well, no, we don't have squirrels up here, or bacon, but we just offered you the meaning of life. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5806 Now--roll over. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5807 Good, now make us blissfully ignorant that our leader is destroying the world. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5808 I'm sure he's their leader. You should've seen what he had them doing. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5809 Beamed it light years but still it wants a walk. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5810 I beamed up the most highly evolved creature - the one's that look like us just walk behind him and pick up his feces. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5811 If he’s their leader, the tail motions must create the tweets. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5812 Sounds ruff down there. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5813 We still don’t understand - how do you get them to pick up your poop? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5814 Just kiss up to them. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5815 Take us to your Cesar. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5816 They say l’m man’s best friend, but I’m not picky. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5817 He says wuf-wuf in German and how-how in Hebrew. But in English, he doesn't know whether to say woof-woof, arf-arf, or bow-wow. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5818 So that's what god looks like? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5819 We have ways of making you talk. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5820 See? He follows me everywhere. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5821 He seems happy to leave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5822 He leads them by a leash, they feed, groom, and bathe him, and even clean up after him. But he won't reveal how he's enslaved them. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5823 You sure you spelled "god" right? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5824 We believe they are superior to the humans. They are always seen pulling the humans by ropes. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5825 Don't worry - they say that his stnarkqflid is worse than his flozizgorpd. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5826 No, you can't go outside right now. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5827 He wants us to praise him and give him treats. He's so dog-gone cute. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5828 Who's going to walk him? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5829 How far is that dog light years? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5830 Zardork! Don't stand behind the skunk! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5831 Good luck, Klatus, on your reconnaissance mission. We will be back to pick you up in three Earth months. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5832 What's that boy?...Billy's stuck in the well? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5833 Probably a stray. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5834 Next question: you favourite pets, humans or cats? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5835 Who's a good boy's leader? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5836 Just to be clear, it took us 3 light years to get here and you want to know how much that is in dog years? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5837 Don't embarrass yourself down there, Brian. They're a sophisticated species. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5838 Sorry Buddy, still a "no-go" on sticking your head out the window. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
5839 Who rescued who? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5840 Please tell me he's saucer-broken. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5841 I took this one because the two legged ones bite. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5842 Take me to your schnauzer. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5843 Whose turn is it to take him out? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5844 He must be Royalty, for the humans fed him, bathed him, even picked up his waste. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5845 If only we could train him to use the bathroom on the pad instead of real grass. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5846 Maybe it’s lost 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5847 Now remember, after you do your business, bark three times and we'll beam you back up. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5848 Don’t give us “I’m the pet stuff, we see who picks up what!” 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5849 Thanks, but I already live with aliens. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5850 So who's gonna walk me? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5851 This new specimen gives us pause. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5852 He's asking for a newspaper - there really is intelligence on earth! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5853 Aren't you supposed to be on a leash? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5854 It’s supposed to be beam me up Scotty. This is a Labrador 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5855 I think he says he’s from earth, but it’s only a rough translation. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5856 So whose best friend is he? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5857 Who’s a good boy?! Wanna go for a ride?! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5858 Please, can I keep him? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5859 Wait till everyone back at planet Dyslexia finds out we captured the Earthling's god! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5860 Klandar, did you pack the Zarconian space wipes? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5861 Take me to your leader, I sure could use a new one 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5862 He's not their leader but at least he's a good boy. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5863 Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5864 But he's very good with the children. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5865 I found him sniffing around outside. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5866 I'll bet you can't wait to get out of that disguise. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5867 Let's put it to a vote- P.E.T or Chewbarka? 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
5868 Our tests show he is the smartest creature on this planet. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5869 This is going to be easy. They're so obedient. All I did was tell him to sit. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5870 Our intel suggested that Earthlings were aggressive, unhappy, and out of shape. We're obviously dealing with a much more sophisticated civilization. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5871 A treat? Well it was certainly a treat for us, too. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5872 We discovered another Unidentified Furry Object. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5873 Now go back and find the ball. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5874 Did he poop? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5875 I'll ask you one last time "Who's a good boy?" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5876 Bones? Where we’re going, we don’t need bones. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5877 This must be the dominant species. The two legged ones follow behind and pick up their poop. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
5878 Be careful, we don't understand how they control the humans we maybe vulnerable as well. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5879 The kids will love it and it doesn’t need batteries. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5880 I said, 'Beam me up a Scottie!' 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5881 You beamed him up, now you find a place to walk him... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5882 "bleep, boink, burr, Rusty! yurrr, wonk, breep, Rusty! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5883 We need not fear the earthlings' science if this is their idea of a "Lab" 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5884 It seems friendly but has such big teeth! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5885 Hey Alexa, beam up Spock. "Okay, I'm beaming up Spot." 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5886 Lay Down! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5887 Oy vey iz mir! Di mshuge doggone transporter iz geven broken vider! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5888 Here kitty, kitty! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5889 He wants to take us to his leader. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5890 Scotty's must be on the sauce again! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5891 What's the light-year to dog-year conversion again? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5892 That doesn't look like a Scotty. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5893 Still wrong, even if you did hear "Beam me up a Scottie". 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5894 They must be very intelligent, they've taught their pets to wait on them hand and foot. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5895 Is it true your country has gone to the dogs? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5896 Whoooooosssss an Alien Boy?? . . . . YOU are! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5897 It was dark. He's the only being we found. Why are their doorknobs so high? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5898 Do you think Mom will let us keep him? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5899 My planet is in need of good boys. You're our only hope, Rex, will you help us? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5900 I think I would like to keep him instead of the less friendly, bi-pedal specimen . 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5901 This is not Doug. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5902 We beamed up a Scottie and this is what we got? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5903 Who’s a good human? You are! Yes, you are! You’re a good human! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5904 I simply can't fathom his affect of optimistic expectation. After all, he lives on Earth! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5905 Put your helmet on, Fred. He's pointing to you again for space walk. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5906 They're much less intelligent than we thought but also more noble. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5907 So how is it that your kind are the masters of so many earthlings? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5908 According to it's telepathic response, tail wagging and butt sniffing are their honorable forms of greeting. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5909 I said, 'Beam me up a Scottie!' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5910 He says that his leader has fallen down a well. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5911 SORRY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE TAIL WAGGLE CODE 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5912 Max has to go out, and he's looking at you, Walt. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5913 We can help you age more slowly than your owner. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5914 Quick, beam him down, he has to go! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5915 I thought the signal was directed toward a receiver. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5916 What is a Mississippi Leg Hound, exactly? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5917 Tell us where your ship is... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5918 I am glad that you've mastered sit, but I'm sorry, you can't stay. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5919 When I order a Rover for our Mars landing, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5920 Pretty sure they're the dominant species. You wouldn't believe what the hairless apes were picking up! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5921 Really surprised you guys speak Dog 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5922 Who is your Master and why did he send you? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5923 I wonder if they think I took their socks 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5924 I said beam up the love of my life. My wife is not going to like this. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5925 We beamed you here in peace, Earthling. What are you called?... Speak... Speak... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5926 All in all, much more superior to the human specimen we gathered. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5927 "A talking dog! I wasn't expecting that," said Scotty 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5928 We should probably name him Scotty. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5929 I'll take him out, but I'm not picking up after him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5930 We come in fleas. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5931 I think it's called a land rover. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5932 Tell us more about this "peanut butter." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5933 Yes, sir. We've profiled every possible specie on this planet and found this sample to be the most humane, caring, creature we've ever encountered. Maybe we should leave this planet alone. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5934 We asked you to go down and bring back THE Rover. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5935 Oh, you mean the humans. We couldn't communicate with them either. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5936 It appears the inhabitants of Earth have superior intelligence and loyalty! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5937 Fetch us some humans 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5938 We asked for a Scottie. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5939 He claims that he is their leader--that they buy him food, drinks, bathe him, scratch his back and pick up his poop. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5940 And now that our co-pilot is here we can begin. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5941 Earth's last intelligent life-form. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5942 I've been fitted with a monitor, as a condition of my probation. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5943 All I said was, do you wanna go for a ride? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5944 We understand your his best friend, you can still take us to him. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5945 Dammit, we got the wrong Scotty. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5946 Of course I'm sure. I said it slowly and clearly just like we practiced: 'Take me to your retriever.' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5947 You can smell it, but no probing 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
5948 Remember, your mission is to become their best friend. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5949 Space lab? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5950 How do you know he doesn't come from Trojan? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5951 His Master's Voice--we'd better listen to it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5952 Apparently, his leader is "Woof." Why he wags his hind appendage I do not know. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5953 Please explain what you mean by "number two". 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
5954 Wonder what 'woof woof' means? 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
5955 What happened to his pet? 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
5956 So, please tell us: How did your species manipulate the bipeds, so that they cheerfully house, feed, and exercise you? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5957 I’m guessing walkies is out of the question. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
5958 I am a cartoonist and a pharmacist living in beirut lebanon and i like to draw cartoon to make people smiling 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5959 Astro got out of his galaxy again. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5960 I think he needs to go for a space walk 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5961 Said the dog to the strangers, our people walk behind us and scoop our poop. We rule. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5962 And when the food passes through your system, they pick it up! 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
5963 Can you guide us to Rover? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5964 I’m ready for my walk! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5965 It appears to be one of the more intelligent Earthlings. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5966 Language translation has been quite a challenge, but he seems friendly enough. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5967 Good Earthling! Now, speak! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5968 And you've trained them to pick it up for you? 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
5969 Laika! 60 years we've been waiting for you! 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5970 God DOES exist! 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5971 Remember, no table scraps. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5972 We found him chasing his transmitter in circles. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
5973 I thought we were beaming up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5974 He's hoping to hear the voice of his master. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5975 It's up to you, Timmy. If you beam him then you feed and walk him. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5976 ...and then he said, without a hint of irony, ‘No, HE’S the one who rescued ME!’ 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5977 Hmm, might this be the Scotty we always hear about? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5978 We'll learn his language on the trip back 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5979 I much prefer adoptions to abductions. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5980 If I promise to take him out, can we keep him? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5981 He chased our saucer thinking it was a Frisbee. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5982 I sure hope he's housebroken! 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
5983 Look what they've done to George. He was my best friend. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
5984 We scrapped the search for intelligent life forms in favor of good-natured and open-minded. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
5985 Who's a xpizb plarg? That's right, you are! 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
5986 Are you really his best friend? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5987 Sit! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5988 He must be their leader. They call him "King." 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5989 Earth will never suspect a thing. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5990 He says the way to their hearts is through licking. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5991 See...licking your balls is a characteristic of intelligent life! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5992 So much for "man's best friend." 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5993 I think I remember him being taller and a bit less hairy... 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5994 I thought we were beaming up a Scottie. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5995 He doesn’t look like Chewbacca. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5996 I said "beam me up Scotty" not "beam me up Spotty"! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5997 Would you believe that they even sleep in bed with them? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5998 Oh, Cruton, you poor dyslexic fool, this in not the great power that Earthlings worship. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5999 Are you Sirius? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6000 Don’t mind him; he’s just mad I took away his T-Rex bone. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6001 Research indicates we should tell him he's a good boy, and he'll respond by slamming his hind appendage on the floor. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
6002 It was extraordinary. The earthling was fearless. He attached himself to my leg and gave me a most enthusiastic greeting. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6003 Pluto sent us. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
6004 This is ridiculous, how could they get along with only words for "fetch," "sit," and "stay?" 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6005 I've never seen such a good boy. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
6006 So much for cutting-edge voice recognition. I said, "Find materials on planet K9." 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
6007 I know the sweater makes you look fat, but you have to go back. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
6008 If taking this shape means eating croquets and walking on a leash, let's find a planet with a different meaning of best friend 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6009 So that's it. The simple secret that will solve everything. ...do you maybe wanna write this down? 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6010 Mess the carpet again and it's back to Earth. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6011 and they let it sleep in their beds! 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6012 So, we are agreed. You become our best friend, we supply unlimited treats and no neutering! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6013 Send it back, it's from a Shithole country. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
6014 He's getting old. This is the third time in an hour he has sat on the Transporter waiting to go out and pee. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6015 This is a top secret mission - How did you get here? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6016 Who’s a good alien? Who’s a good alien? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6017 Take us to your lead dog. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6018 Klatu? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6019 I said "Bring me a bagel" 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6020 . . . to boldly go where no dog has gone before! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6021 He’s no scotty. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6022 This must be Earth's alpha species. We witnessed a subservient life form collecting its excrement. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6023 How did you train your two-legged slaves to pick up your excrement? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6024 Unfortunately, we're from a dog eat dog world as well. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6025 Your mission is to bring back the tennis ball 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6026 The Mars Rover 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6027 He says his name is Scotty 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6028 Finally! Someone who understands us! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6029 Supreme Leader, who’s a good boy? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6030 Yes, yes, we understand that you're a good boy, but what else did they tell you? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6031 The blue ribbon said Best in Show so woof has to mean something. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
6032 The planet inhabited by cat-video lovers is within blaster range, sir. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6033 So you want to see Commander Wuuuf? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6034 Who's a good carbon-based lifeform? Who's a good carbon-based lifeform? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6035 Steve. This is not a cow. This is a dog. Try to pay better attention next time I speak. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6036 This one isn't talking either. We may not be able to help the humans solve this 'Good Boy' mystery... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6037 Not only is the species adored by our human subjects, they share our fascination with the probe site. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6038 Sit earthling, sit! Gooood earthling. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6039 You should have gone before we took off. Now you'll have to wait 'til we get to Mars. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6040 I’ve been asking him to take us to his leader and he keeps giving me a small pliable spherical object. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6041 so this is their GOD?" "they say DOG. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6042 You say this is the most intelligent life you found? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0