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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I dreamt last night that some day judges might just require a small plastic bracelet 2.0328 0.02299 61 0 59 2
1 They’re known for their unconditional love. 2.0278 0.01950 72 0 70 2
2 It's called a "pet." 2.0134 0.00946 149 0 147 2
3 I know he's extinct. Try telling him that. 2.0116 0.00820 172 0 170 2
4 Do you guys remember the code for the alarm? 2.0102 0.00720 196 0 194 2
5 I'm considered a flight risk. 2.0094 0.00948 106 0 105 1
6 Cave arrest isn't as comfy as I thought it would be 2.0091 0.00641 220 0 218 2
7 I don't think this "pet" thing will ever catch on. 2.0089 0.00630 224 0 222 2
8 Sure it hurts, but that’s fashion. 2.0061 0.00615 163 0 162 1
9 I was hoping for more of an emotional attachment. 2.0051 0.00509 197 0 196 1
10 Only if I think about it. 2.0046 0.00462 217 0 216 1
11 I parked in a toe-away zone. 2.0043 0.00436 230 0 229 1
12 He's very clingy. 2.0042 0.00423 237 0 236 1
13 He's very attached. 2.0042 0.00421 238 0 237 1
14 we all seem to have one eye 2.0000 0.00434 231 0 231 0
15 My security system has a few glitches. 2.0000 0.00749 134 0 134 0
16 I couldn't afford a fitbit. 2.0000 0.00554 181 0 181 0
17 Mental note. Don’t say “bite me”to a literalsaurus. 2.0000 0.00583 172 0 172 0
18 My wife got a matching bracelet. 2.0000 0.01067 133 1 131 1
19 Frankly he hasn't grasped the concept of 'heel' yet. 1.9960 0.00402 249 1 248 0
20 I can't wait until they invent a leash. 1.9958 0.00418 240 1 239 0
21 He's still teething. He'll evolve out of it. 1.9958 0.00418 240 1 239 0
22 These new ankle monitors are barely noticeable 1.9955 0.00451 222 1 221 0
23 Some extictions can't come soon enough. 1.9951 0.00491 204 1 203 0
24 Nothing much, what's up with you two? 1.9921 0.00791 127 1 126 0
25 He's been extinct for 65 million years so I'm just as surprised to see him as you are. 1.9908 0.00647 218 2 216 0
26 The wife wanted a dog, but those won’t be domesticated for another 3,000 years. 1.9907 0.00656 215 2 213 0
27 No, go without me I shouldn't ignore this gnawing feeling. 1.9900 0.01005 100 1 99 0
28 The teething is killing me. 1.9897 0.00727 194 2 192 0
29 I brought him home to eat, but I think he misunderstood. 1.9861 0.00979 144 2 142 0
30 It was a lot cuter as a puppy 1.9854 0.01028 137 2 135 0
31 He's been clingy ever since that asteroid last week. 1.9706 0.02985 34 1 33 0
32 The fines don’t even cover feeding the ankle monitor... 1.9706 0.02985 34 1 33 0
33 I didn't mind so much when he was smaller. 1.9649 0.02459 57 2 55 0
34 Right now we're both trying the Paleo thing. 1.9565 0.03040 46 2 44 0
35 It's my fault. I told him never to bite strangers. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
36 An anachronism would be better than a dog, I thought. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
37 He gets so clingy during hibernation season. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
38 I'm under house arrest! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
39 This cave could have cost me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
40 Don't worry, he doesn't really use his teeth. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
41 Judge says I have to wear it for six months and can’t leave the cave. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
42 He does get a bit nippy at times. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
43 The tax collector is starting to really clamp down. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
44 That's my personal ball and chain. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
45 It's the latest in house arrest homing devices for offenders who need to get a grip. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
46 Acupuncture. It's the latest healing trend. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
47 Thank goodness he's a leg guy. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
48 Meteor showers make Dino so insecure. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
49 Well, that's one less mouth to feed. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
50 I do wish he'd make up his mind. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
51 Didn’t you guys read the invite? It’s formal only. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
52 I'm still working on the concept, but I want to call it an anklet. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
53 What do you mean don't worry? What do you mean "bark"? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
54 He gets really attached when I have guests over! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
55 We're Creationists. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
56 A herbivore, the hell he is. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
57 I ran out of Iguanadon biscuits. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
58 Sorry, I can't hunt and gather with you today. This ankle monitor does't come off until next week. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
59 I’d be in jail now if it weren’t for my ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
60 I'm under house arrest and this is my ankle monitor, Gronk. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
61 I wonder what they're putting in pet food these days... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
62 Imprinting? I have a different word for it! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
63 Love goes where my Rosemary goes 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
64 Yes, it’s a rare form of Reactive Attachment Disorder. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
65 I found him down by the river. Actually, he found me. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
66 I don't think we are in Arkansas anymore. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
67 I see your pet has developed a taste for me. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
68 Hunting with a conscience takes a personal commitment. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
69 This is a new liberated prisoner monitoring device that we are trying out. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
70 He is way more affectionate now compared to when I first picked him out at the pound. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
71 He loves my ankles 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
72 As you might have surmised, not the answer to life. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
73 Enlightenment is two peaks over. This is posture. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
74 At least I didn't get real jail time. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
75 Me have idea for bear trap. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
76 It looks worse than it is m. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
77 Yeah, but the judge says I can stay out of jail if I wear it until the trial starts. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
78 The car's totaled, and jaws of life my ass. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
79 My husband is such a control freak. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
80 Steggie has separation issues. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
81 He's still evolving as a watchdog. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
82 My husband likes to play fetch with us. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
83 I would really like to go out but, I'm dragging. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
84 I should buy more prosthetic legs on Black Friday! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
85 I've eaten muffins and lasagna every day of my life, and I feel terrible. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
86 House arrest still beats prison. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
87 I swear she's box trained 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
88 Will he draw me on the wall? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
89 The previous owner suffered from paranoia. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
90 He’s causing my anxiety of not becoming separated! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
91 Ouch! Ouch? It's a new word but an appropirate one. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
92 Is this Codependents Anonymous? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
93 In these times, core stability is bliss. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
94 The shelter says he has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
95 the first person to become a Leg end 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
96 I'd love to join you, but Trixie hates to be left home alone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
97 I'd never recommend adopting a Attachosaurus. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
98 Don't worry, Mom. I've got an extra one. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
99 It is totally domesticated. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
100 My lawyer said it’s this or go to prison 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
101 He followed me home. Let's eat him. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
102 It's an Anklebracelodon. The judge ordered me to wear him during my parole. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
103 he's still cutting his teeth 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
104 You should try it. It’s very exfoliating. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
105 He always tells me we are inseparable 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
106 I told you he ate my homework. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
107 Got pulled over on the mammoth for a DWI 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
108 What lizard? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
109 I still prefer cave-arrest to the alternative. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
110 I like my ankle bracelet, but looking forward to the trial. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
111 I guess I should a Stegosautus whisperer before he grows up. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
112 I should’ve tried to domesticate a bird first. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
113 Amazing. Just last week he was a vegetarian. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
114 My experience suggests that house arrest is not as preferable as it sounds. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
115 ever since I killed his mother to have her for my family’s dinner last week, he has latched on to me & won’t let go. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
116 Who is your home security company? One of a few that offer services with some teeth to it. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
117 3 weeks house arrest is not bad for underage clubbing. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
118 "Shake a leg, Erma; let's get going!: 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
119 I just got an idea about how to trap that big furry animal. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
120 He has attachment issue 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
121 He gets bored when I come home late. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
122 Thanks for coming over. Harry's a beast when he's sick; I just couldn't get away. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
123 So, how's the pet training going? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
124 Ths will be my last rescue dragon... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
125 It's better than Rikers. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
126 It’s the newest model of home confinement ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
127 This is rather uncomfortable, it would be dashing if one of you chaps can help with the amelioration of my predicament. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
128 He tried going vegan for a week. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
129 ...he followed me all the way home from school! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
130 yes, he's cute, good company, the kids like him but overall I would't recommend getting one. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
131 And I call this invention the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
132 You should try to catch up. It's the latest in house arrest. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
133 He'll sit and watch Hannibal Lector movies for hours. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
134 Believe me now or hear me later, girls: cave arrest sucks. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
135 I am under house arrest and I have wear this ankle monitor the whole time. It really bites. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
136 Cave arrest, just til my foot falls off. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
137 Would someone hurry up and invent the ball already? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
138 Don't worry, it's just the way she shows her affection. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
139 It's an ankle monitor. The judge gave me three months of house arrest. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
140 It's called an anklet... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
141 Sorry guys, the wife’s got me under house arrest again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
142 I was told this would cure my warts. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
143 My initial aim was to make boots 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
144 They call him "cave arrest." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
145 I'm under house arrest, this is my ankle Monitor Lizard. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
146 He's not very bright, but at least he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
147 Well, this won’t feel good in the morning. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
148 i know, the wife still has me under house arrest! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
149 She‘s such a footie. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
150 He's angry because he found out he is our main course for our holiday dinner! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
151 The Judge got mad and order I wear an ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
152 It's not the best mouser I've ever had. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
153 It’s what everybody’s wearing. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
154 The good news is I got my parole. I just have to wear this ankle monitor for the next three months! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
155 If he goes, I go. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
156 He was only a foster, but we grew so attached. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
157 Yes, he’s been vaccinated. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
158 But you only said that I couldn't get a tattoo on my ankle. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
159 Inventing fire seemed much easier than domesticating pets. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
160 I've raised him since he chewed his way out of my roommate's chest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
161 It’s an Ankle-iSaw 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
162 The vet said it’s separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
163 Sorry, I can't go out, my ankle monitor will go off 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
164 It's part of my probation restrictions. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
165 I got it at the artisanal butcher. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
166 Now, Janet from HR will see you 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
167 It's a condition of my probation. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
168 My new invention, I call it the Denver boot. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
169 But he was a rescue and already cave trained. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
170 Not fake news, not fake news...You are my witness. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
171 I was trying to teach it to kneel 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
172 It's a chair for me and a toy for the goats, I love Amazon. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
173 I just wish he would switch legs once in a while. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
174 He must smell my Triceratops. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
175 It's the goddamn mortgage lender. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
176 House arrest 101 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
177 His obedience trainer says his behavior will evolve over time. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
178 It's not what you think... I dragged him here. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
179 See what happens when you feed her table scraps? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
180 He likes me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
181 Can you bring me the stegosaurus treats, please? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
182 He just followed me home - can we keep him? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
183 We knew our marriage would raise eyebrows but who knew she'd be so possessive. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
184 I'll tell you ladies in a few years these "Ankle Biters" will be all the rage! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
185 Cup of tea? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
186 He's my therapy reptile. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
187 And to think, just last week the cat had his tongue. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
188 I need to invent another way to say “mind me.” 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
189 perhaps if you guys try scratching his back ! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
190 He finds my independence threatening. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
191 I think I forgot to feed him today. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
192 On the bright side, he's stopped chewing on the stalagmites. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
193 He's just started Obedience School. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
194 They make all the pledges do it mom, don't worry. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
195 It didn't like the look in my eye. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
196 I have something to tell you... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
197 As I understand it, if she drags me back to her cave, she'll claim me as her man. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
198 House arrest really isn't as bad as I thought it would be. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
199 We haven’t had him long but he’s aleady so attached to me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
200 If I leave the cave, it alerts my parole officer. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
201 It has to go out in order to be cave trained 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
202 She can't seem to let go of me. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
203 I'll this one "Leggosaurus" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
204 when I tried ti leave the all/night bar, someting snapped. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
205 When does his species goes extinct? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
206 It's OK, I'm attached to him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
207 Someone call 911 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
208 I couldn’t post enough rocks for bail so they made me wear an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
209 I tell ya, cave arrest isn’t really all that bad. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
210 It is what it is. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
211 From beyond the grave, Winston Churchill is screaming at the two bystanders, "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
212 Unsuccesful early Poodle prototypes. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
213 They were out of alligator shoes. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
214 Call me Ishmael! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
215 are you sure he's not pulling your leg? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
216 You guys wanna try too? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
217 We’re sticking with Dog 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
218 He's really very friendly and nice to have around 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
219 Oh yeah, it's way cool. Got it on E-Bay. Amazon was sold out 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
220 I wish I could go. But I'm on house arrest until criminal justice reform becomes a thing. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
221 I chose the ankle monitor over being dragged and clubbed. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
222 I'm hoping it will evolve into something soft and cuddly. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
223 I forgot the password to our alarm system. The third time this week this has happened. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
224 Housebroken. Guards cave. Give you cheap. Did I say housebroken? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
225 Yeah right, your T-rex doesn't bite, that's what they all say until it does. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
226 I’m on cave arrest for two months. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
227 It's only his deep seated letting go issues. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
228 I told him to heel but I think he heard meal 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
229 This is only a prototype; I'm convinced there's a market for a smaller anklet. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
230 There are still some bugs to work out of this 'alligator shoes' idea. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
231 The pet store said he was a herbivore. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
232 You'll hardly notice him after a while." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
233 Harold suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
234 A little aggravation now, a lot of meat for the winter later. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
235 Once he evolves, he’ll be more chicken 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
236 He just wants my undivided attention. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
237 The pet experts say that whether it's poop on the floor or an amputated leg, its your fault not the bloodosuarus's. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
238 It's part of my plea agreement; If I go any further than twenty feet from my cave opening, he'll eat me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
239 This is the thanks I get for being Vegan. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
240 House arrest isn't so bad. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
241 It's ok. It's his way of showing affection. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
242 It bit me so hard I'm seeing single. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
243 It's just a phase, he'll evolve out of it soon. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
244 Sorry, but we're dino-ing in tonight. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
245 His psychoanalyst suggested avoiding eye contact. Could you please avert your eyes? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
246 "I can't wait until they invent dino kindergarten". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
247 I think we need to invent WD40, he squeaks. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
248 I'm attempting to come-up with a demeaning and very biased Trump cartoon. Seems there is one or two in every 'New Yorker'. Give it a rest! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
249 He's robotic. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
250 Yeah, six months house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
251 Can I get you a drink or should we just have a bite? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
252 He's a rescue animal. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
253 Claims he's been to the future and that this move will evolve into something called a bear trap. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
254 Looks like they put me on house arrest again. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
255 All the kids are doing it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
256 How come it took you two so long to get here? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
257 Don't mind him. He's just feeling a little insecure. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
258 My man says it's called "Denver boot." When I asked for leather boots for Winter Solstice, I was expecting something else. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
259 Come in, he is very friendly -- he's just acting up to impress you. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
260 Don't worry, the ambulance will be here in a couple of millennia 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
261 In a hundred and fifty thousand years this will all make sense 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
262 It is cave man style. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
263 Sorry, guys. Ankle bracelet for 90 days. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
264 My attorney says I’ll only have to wear it til my appeal 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
265 He says he will let go when he becomes extinct, not before. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
266 Damned if I do a cave painting of him! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
267 Until today everyone thought it was extinct. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
268 If it wasn't an anachronism, I'd give him a chew toy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
269 Have you considered a slip collar? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
270 Luckily, the ankle monitor comes off next week. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
271 Son, there's something wrong with your girlfriend. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
272 He just learned that dinosaurs are extinct. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
273 Ever since I got bitten by the neighbor’s T-Rex, he doesn’t want me to leave. First world problems, right? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
274 He's only two! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
275 It's her way of relating. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
276 We were told he would be a great door stop, whatever that is. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
277 We have to find a better way of getting food. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
278 It's an expression of endearment. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
279 I'm going to take Rex out for his evening limp. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
280 I get this ankle monitor lizard off in three months for good behavior. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
281 Guess we caught our meal of the day 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
282 No worries Norm. He will go extinct soon. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
283 When he asked to be my pet I said he must be pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
284 The Humane Society and police are experimenting with a new ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
285 "He's a rescue dinosaur". 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
286 I can't complain, we won't be going on walks for a while. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
287 He finally latched on. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
288 I just know that someday the police will develop a better ankle bracelet.. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
289 I chose house arrest over incarceration. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
290 We’re still negotiating the roommate agreement. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
291 I'm so over this 'pets' craze. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
292 I followed him home -- can he keep me? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
293 We got the little fella at the petting zoo, really cheap! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
294 I don't mind. It soothes her anxiety! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
295 And he just graduated from Ceasar’s Training school! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
296 No, it is not a friendly dinopet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
297 It's not so bad, ... you get used to him and besides I'm losing weight just dragging him around. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
298 When I asked for the ankle bracelet monitoring option I had no idea how much harder it would be. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
299 I asked to see something in an alligator boot, but this is the only thing they had. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
300 My doctor said my condition was 'the heartbreak of psoriasisaurus' and that with the right creams, it should go away in a couple of days. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
301 Legadillo? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
302 The council put me on house arrest for poaching. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
303 As you can see, this scissor is defective... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
304 I’m never stepping foot in his man cave again. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
305 He gets upset when I walk upright. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
306 I'm telling you...I really think crocodile will be "in" this season. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
307 He's still got some problems, but at least he's house-broken. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
308 They'll be easier to remove after they've involved into ticks. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
309 He doesn't break my skin. He loves me so much he won't let go. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
310 Did you bring the ham ? I've got the green egg. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
311 Cave arrest for rock market manipulation... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
312 I still think it's better than fire. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
313 Oh, he's teething - hurts him more than me. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
314 Apparently “caveman’s best friend” is the best evolution can do so far. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
315 It's my court ordered cave confinement device. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
316 That's rover. Don't mind him, he's just going thru his 'teething' stage. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
317 Why didn't you just get a dog? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
318 Sorry i’m late , I was booted in one of those new “no clubbing zones” 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
319 Yeah, house arrest for another week. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
320 You know what a new pet is like. It chews on everything. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
321 You'll have to be careful, we've got a couple little ankle-biters running around the house 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
322 I see now he wants to be adopted but coming here, thought he was pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
323 He's like an ankle bracelet, but I still can't leave the cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
324 There just has to be a better way to catch them. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
325 Can't join you, I have to wear this monitor lizard until my house arrest is up. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
326 I can't go walking with you today, I have a sore ankle. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
327 Cave confinement. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
328 I know you said no returns, could we make a deal? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
329 I'm under house arrest, that's why. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
330 Only one more week of this house arrest! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
331 How well it matches your outfit! It's definitely THE accessory this season 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
332 Eureka! Let's create a ball and chain! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
333 It has nothing to do with the meaning of life. It's just more comfortable than sitting on rocks. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
334 As soon as veterinary science is invented, he's going for a checkup. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
335 they're finally making these ankle monitors a lot smaller 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
336 We had a minor disagreement over house training. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
337 You two take positions on each side of the road, and act natural. Dino and I will take care of the rest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
338 I have to wear it. I'm under Cave-Arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
339 Chompers replaced the bouncers. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
340 So far, he's bitten off more than he can chew. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
341 Cave arrest never gets lonely with the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
342 The judge put an ankle monitor lizard on me until my trial. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
343 He's really friendly. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
344 We are still training him. He's a rescue dinosaur. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
345 He might just be teasing. He either winked or blinked. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
346 It saves buying a razor, but it's not quite as smooth. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
347 Well, at least he's had his incantations. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
348 Chief said I must have this attached for 3 moons, due to the "fish incident". 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
349 It's how he let's me know that he is hungry. I don't have much time. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
350 I hope you brought something to eat. I think he's hungry. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
351 I better stay in, Steggie needs me today. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
352 You have to suffer for your art. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
353 Honey, don't you think its time to get that looked at 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
354 after 2017 i'll fucking take it :/ 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
355 Don’t worry. My companion dinosaur likes visitors. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
356 This house arrest thing really sucks. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
357 He has separation anxiety complex. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
358 Don't worry... He won't bite. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
359 I call it Lassie. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
360 I'm teaching him to "Heel" by successive approximation. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
361 So sorry, honestly, this is the first time, he’s always great with strangers. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
362 Since it's in season I thought why not prepare it with my own infusion. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
363 You say goodbye, I say hello 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
364 My bad, I knew I shouldn’t have read him a story about cave men. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
365 The Cave Lizard Whisperer says its okay to let him nibble. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
366 He still has trouble with the 'fetch' command. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
367 Check out my electronic tagosaurus! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
368 I call it a dinodoodle. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
369 I said "needs to be domesticated...not Domesticathesaurus". 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
370 Prehistoric house arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
371 Sorry, I can't go out. I'm on strict house arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
372 Can't leave cave for three suns. Too much fire water and wheel rolling. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
373 Our new alarm system just passed its test. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
374 At least I don't have to remember where I parked it. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
375 I didn't think the first step to domestication would be quite this painful 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
376 He has severe separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
377 At my age it's just nice to be wanted. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
378 House arrest is such a drag. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
379 We're finding he's only somewhat domesticated for a designer blend...they called him a "Raptor Stega-doodle." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
380 My insurance doesn't cover prehistoric conditions. 1.0000 0.00026 3829 3829 0 0
381 I'm not avoiding you, it just that these house arrest ankle bracelets make it difficult to get around. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
382 OH! You stepped in one of those self gnawing traps!? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
383 He’s just showin’ his love. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
384 Ladies, I've invented the alligator shoe. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
385 . . . and then I jumped on a TRex to try to escape but the cops had me cornered. Dude! You do not want to drink too much of that fermented purple liquid stuff! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
386 I can't come, I'm under court ordered cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
387 He likes me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
388 Can you lend me a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
389 I told her we needed to start seeing other people. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
390 He thinks the drawing makes him look fat. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
391 Don’t worry its a herbivore 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
392 Do you think I need to buy an extra seat in coach? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
393 It might release me if you give it a leg of lamb. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
394 I have to wear this until my bail hearing. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
395 They generally make good pets, but I think he’s evolving into a carnivore. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
396 Calm assertive energy is the energy you project to show your pet you are the Pack Leader. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
397 One good thing about these parasites is that they’re very detectable. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
398 We're having a problem coëxisting. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
399 WebMD said it's callled Gout. I just don't know. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
400 I told him the Jurassic was over, but he just wouldn't let go! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
401 They told me he was housebroken. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
402 Fine. So I'm a little attached to her. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
403 We're having a bit of lockjaw. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
404 He suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
405 I'm a yogi, not a guru. Google it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
406 I'm on house trained arrest. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
407 ... rodents of unusual size. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
408 I'd say something funny but he ate my caption. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
409 Hey, thanks for visiting me while I'm on probation. I can't leave the cave since I got this ankle monitor, and yeah, it's been pretty lonely. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
410 The leeches didn't seem to be working for me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
411 His favorite treat is Legos. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
412 I told you getting a pet from the shelter wasn't a good idea. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
413 Dinner's going to be a bit longer than I said. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
414 Hey, no one said looking good was easy 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
415 He wants to know if I can come over for dinner. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
416 I hate this darn ankle monitor. Let me into the cave, I think he eats bats. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
417 On a whim, I thought I'd teach him how to "follow." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
418 I never should have listened to you about the Dino Whisperer 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
419 It's not as bad as it looks. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
420 Don’t mind him; he’s just mad I took away his T-Rex bone. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
421 She just loves chewing my leg, but it's just one of those friendly gestures between us girls. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
422 Don't worry he won't bite you... hard. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
423 He really wants me to stay home tonight. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
424 Don't wait for me ! I need to fix my cave alarm. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
425 Rover doesn't like his petroglyphs. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
426 I’m about to invent a word, OUCH! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
427 Unfortunately the dinopoodle won't be domesticated for a few centuries. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
428 The training is going well - so far he's learned 'heel.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
429 Ever since the election he won't let me go out. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
430 He's a rescue pup so I'm not sure I should train. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
431 Oh for the days of a ball and chain 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
432 I've been sandaled for my unpaid tickets. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
433 I had enough. We should buy a real pacifier for our baby pet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
434 I'm selling Cutco cutlery while working toward my Anthropology Masters Degree. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
435 Sorry, I’ll have to cancel movie night ... separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
436 I thought I'd shed some light on my "failure to launch." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
437 He needs chewables other than me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
438 This is just his way of telling us he wants his dinner. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
439 I taught him to heal. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
440 I'm afraid I'll have to call a sub for today's bridge game 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
441 My parole officer says I wear it for all six months of house arrest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
442 Thats it?! All you need is a green ball?!!!! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
443 There was no warning on the label. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
444 He's not fully trained yet. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
445 Cave canem. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
446 He's court-ordered for a year, but you get used to it pretty quick. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
447 My vegetarianism is not reciprocated. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
448 Good news.......it's not extinct! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
449 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
450 He says his owner is some guy named Sanders. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
451 I call it a sock gator. Next, I will invent socks. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
452 He's really helpful with late night munchies. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
453 He does this when he's hungry 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
454 "Oh, it's just a mild personality disorder". 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
455 Got a grant for a new study I call Domestication - it's my first day! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
456 He’s a rescue. He came this way. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
457 If we all close our eyes will this not be real? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
458 He has separation anxiety and food aggression. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
459 It’s the latest GPS tracking device! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
460 Pity...the rabies vaccine won't be available for centuries 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
461 I now regret inventing the anklet. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
462 But he purrs so sweetly! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
463 Can you imagine a society where each person chips in a little bit so that everyone is covered when this happens? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
464 I was told alligator was "in" this season. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
465 I hope you have health insurance 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
466 After awhile you get used to it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
467 Unfortunately the vicious reptile jaw extractor tool has not yet been invented. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
468 I delivered the mail to his cave at 10:00 AM and had to drag him the whole rest of my route. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
469 It was a double dinosaur dare. What else was I supposed to do? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
470 I thought that he was with you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
471 He's only completed the intermediate obedience class. We have the advanced class next week. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
472 It's new. I call it "petulant." Pet, for short. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
473 Isn't he cute?! We're really attached below the hip! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
474 Mom, Dad, may keep him - he's really attached to me? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
475 The shelter said its separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
476 I met someone this morning during my daily swim at the club. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
477 Yup, the ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
478 No jail time but I have six more months with the ankle monitor lizard 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
479 You've got a great game concept here, but next time try throwing a stick instead. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
480 He isn't yet cave-broken. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
481 What would Fred Flintstone have done? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
482 We're still hoping he'll evolve into a cat. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
483 These new lizard shoes are uncomfortable at first but very stylish. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
484 Her coach is working with her on her separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
485 It’s so I don’t skip bail. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
486 Tribunal order. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
487 It’s a monitor for my house arrest. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
488 The upside is that he leaves my shoes alone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
489 He's anxious whenever I leave the cave... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
490 He followed me home from school. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
491 I said it's 'crunch time' - Shake a leg, will ya?! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
492 It’s a little awkward, but at-home monitoring sure beats the alternative. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
493 I don't think I'm in real danger until did I don't think I'm in real danger until it digests Marvin. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
494 It was this or Rikers. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
495 I'm trying out a new symbiotic relationship. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
496 You wouldn't believe how cute it used to be. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
497 The judge gave me 30 days cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
498 So, sourpuss...what's biting you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
499 Your messenger got a hold of us but we have to kill him. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
500 The Elders put this thing on me until the council meeting next week. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
501 He self identifies as canine. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
502 He means well. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
503 Alice’s separation anxiety was beginning to show. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
504 This is what we call ‘disorganized attachment’. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
505 Now that your Buffy and Muffy have died off, my Tuffy is getting clingy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
506 Being under "cave arrest" was not as easy as I thought it would be. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
507 I'm under house arrest. I get to eat my ankle bracelet when I'm released. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
508 He is hinting he wants to be fed 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
509 He assures me this will be a breakthrough paleontological discovery in the millenia to come. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
510 I can’t seem to shake this tingling sensation in my leg. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
511 It was this or six months in prison. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
512 Trixie has a touch of stranger anxiety. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
513 All i said was 'hey presto'. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
514 Only 9 months and 17 days till my probation ends -- and not a day too soon. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
515 I’m just thankful I don’t have to go through this alone. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
516 Porcupineded. Future will know it as 'cuckolded' or ball and chain. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
517 They call it attachment parenting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
518 "Sorry I can't go out tonight, I've got to look after the ankle-biter". 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
519 Do you think I'll need to have it surgically removed? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
520 Have we invented time yet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
521 Socrates didn't warn me about this. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
522 I had considered going out with you ladies, but then, I caved! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
523 It's called "cave arrest" mom, and believe me, it's a thousand times better than doing time at the Rock. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
524 It's a lot cheaper than a leash. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
525 Don't worry, it just separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
526 Komodo, and I’ve been draggin’ him around all day. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
527 It's a condition of bail. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
528 You were right. I should have gotten married. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
529 He's really very friendly. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
530 Parole's going okay, and next Tuesday I will be able to leave the encampment. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
531 We've been working on distraction training. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
532 It's an evolving relationship. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
533 He does this since Marge left. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
534 Okay, I'm sorry I said my ankle-biter is cuter than any in your brood. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
535 I'm on house arrest until T. Rex decides what to do with me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
536 Sorry I can't make it out. The old lady has been gnawing at me lately. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
537 Welp, I guess I'm stuck here for another year! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
538 Sorry, I'm under house arrest and I can't leave my cave 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
539 Sorry, he gets possessive around Neanderthals. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
540 It was Bound to happen 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
541 Yah, years of inbreeding is a problem, but he almost has 'heel' down. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
542 It's not Weejuns, but he is very comfortable once you get past the vice grip. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
543 And I thought the yapping was gonna get to me! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
544 Wait till you see her when she's hungry. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
545 This is his idea of a chastity belt. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
546 Spike's separation anxiety is a bit challenging! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
547 He's a republican... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
548 I've been placed under cave arrest with an ankle monitor that detects tampering. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
549 Maybe I won't be able to solve it in my lifetime but I know there's a connection. And if not me, then my son, or another Darwin somewhere down the line, will figure it out... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
550 You said your pet doesn't bite!" "He's not our pet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
551 It still needs to be cooked. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
552 Let’s try that wolf we saw at our garbage dump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
553 He's the ankle monitor for my house arrest. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
554 My mother always said she didn’t like the way he looked at me. But did I listen? I was so flattered that he always complimented me for my beautiful legs. Now I know that he just sees me as a piece of meat. Men can be such beasts! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
555 He doesn’t realize that the Paleo diet is just a fad. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
556 Thanks for the visit. Being under Cave Arrest is a real pain. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
557 I can’t find my leash. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
558 It's nothing serious, he just wants a walk 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
559 I'm rooting for the meteor. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
560 Yeah, he imprinted with me when he was born but now we have a failure to launch! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
561 We got a new security system and we're still trying to figure out how to work it. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
562 Oh, don't worry. It's just a nip... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
563 Sorry guys I cant leave, I got six months cave arrest 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
564 He's just acting out. His mother was last night's entree. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
565 "He's a clinger, but he's house broken". He's a clinger, but he's house broken'. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
566 Sorry, I can't today, I'm still on house arrest. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
567 And he's so playful and cute and I just love him and his name is Phineas. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
568 My parole officer is sensitive to social stigma, so he lobbied hard to get me the slim model. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
569 What happened to my dog! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
570 He ran out of pterodactyl wings so I guess he's settling for legs now. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
571 Ankle biter? No, she has higher aspirations than that. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
572 It's my latest invention, the bear trap. Now I just need to invent the bear! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
573 This motherhood thing is tough. Little Dino has entered the separation anxiety phase and he's turned me into his permanent object. But it is really nice that you two dropped by to see me. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
574 It's only a prototype. I haven't developed an effective release yet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
575 I can't partner with you, I'm already bound by a thorny contract with a binding clause. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
576 He’s having difficulty sticking to the Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
577 It's supposed to stop me from stealing. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
578 It’s just separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
579 Oh, don’t mind Buster. He is just in his oral phase. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
580 I get the ankle tether off next week. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
581 she is a bit possessive 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
582 It's ok. He's been chomping at the bit to go outside. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
583 It's something new called "House Arrest". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
584 I told him he was extinct! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
585 Yeh ! apparently it's a new law enforcement development, tagging they said. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
586 I call him my chief strategist. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
587 I'm under house arrest for blowing smoke. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
588 He hates it when I go to play Mahjong. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
589 Mom and Dad, I promise I'll feed him and rub his scales every day! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
590 Sorry I can't join your dinosaur roast...I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
591 You're still not in compliance with the leash law! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
592 Just remember that as we head into 2018 our job is still to 'Resist" even if annoying obstacles are encountered from time to time. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
593 He's been very attached to me ever since he was weaned. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
594 Judge Og gave me three weeks of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
595 We.....well me more than him.....would like to know how to remove an animal whose clamped on to a leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
596 My ankylosaurus is teething.” 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
597 Her bark is worse than her bite. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
598 Honest, he followed me home. Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
599 His bite is much worse than his bark. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
600 His has already cost me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
601 He's afraid I will leave him alone. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
602 In their culture, it's an engagement deposit. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
603 Well, at least he's not chewing on the new stone couch anymore. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
604 The judge gave me 30 days cave incarceration. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
605 He's cave trained well, but won't let me go near the spear. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
606 ...ankylosaurus monitor, 3 days of parole left. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
607 So I avoided jail time, but I gotta be on house arrest for the next 6 months. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
608 Don't yell at him, whatever you do. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
609 I promised I'd be more tolerant but now I'm not so sure. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
610 Next question stupid! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
611 And he calls me a ball and chain! And he calls me a ball and chain! TimothySmith 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
612 I don't think Lenny is a herbivore. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
613 I haven't been able to take a walk in ages. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
614 Just watch: I will train my stegosaurus to behave better than the great leader. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
615 And at least we don't have any furniture. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
616 I went to Court today and they let me out with an Ankle Bracelet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
617 I wanted to leave him at home, but he has attachment issues. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
618 I finally got the spot right in front of my cave. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
619 He no longer jumps and tries to lick my face. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
620 It's in-cave detentiion 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
621 They've just invented plastic so your new ankle monitor will probably be more comfortable. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
622 He keeps smearing my pictures, but my calves look great. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
623 Sometimes we get a little too close to our pets, don't we? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
624 He’s toilet trained, but I haven’t invented a muzzle for him yet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
625 that's a real leg snapper!! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
626 Judge Ogg placed me under cave-detention until the trial. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
627 It's OK, I wasn't going anywhere anyway. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
628 I thought you said your stegosaurus didn't bite. Oh, it's not your stegosaurus? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
629 and this is my ball and chain..... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
630 Whose turn was it to feed Fido? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
631 The judge said it'll come off in six months if I don't start any more fires. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
632 It's my wallet. Just needs a little design work. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
633 He just hates it when Mama has to go shopping. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
634 Turns out "evolution" is a bit of a hot button. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
635 Yeah, he’s still teething, but he’s cave-broken. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
636 I'm really hoping the vet was right and he grows out of his teething stage soon 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
637 It's called "home detention". 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
638 30 years in and he's still in the oral phase... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
639 I can't leave home without him. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
640 Honey, please call the exterminator. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
641 Look what I found swimming in the holy water. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
642 You get used to it, unlike the food in prison. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
643 He's a rescue from the past. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
644 I thought I had him trained to snare rabbits and foxes but I think he has trouble with species identification. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
645 It's my new ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
646 He has seperation anxiety issues. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
647 You were the one who taught him fetch bones. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
648 I told you not to try petting him! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
649 But Mom, you've always told me I'd understand better when I grew up and got my own little ankle-biter. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
650 They say it's because of the way I dress. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
651 I’ve been assured by the pet monster experts that it’s only a phase. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
652 He's housebroken but we have a call in to the dinosaur whisperer. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
653 Released under your supervision, Ma. Have to wear this new ankle bracelet... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
654 Wearing this ankle bracelet is a real pain.. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
655 They need to teethe when they're infants. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
656 They're really cute when they're little. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
657 The first known incident of biting commentary. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
658 Bought him under the premise this was a mutualistic relationship. So far he's yet to pull his weight. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
659 There are two ungrateful dogs I packed. Both are messy, full of feces, love to spew, smell and eat their own excrement. It is time to get them back home at the White House. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
660 I believe this cave is occupied. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
661 It's called 'house arrest.' 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
662 I haven't worked out all the kinks in the domestication-made-easy course I'm taking but they assure me I am headed in the right direction. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
663 I just got him yesterday, but he has already become quite attached. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
664 Well yes, I do have a problem. Now Gert if you Will hold his lower jaw and Kayla, you grab his snout firmly... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
665 Actually his screech is much worse than his bite 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
666 He's a rescue, but really he rescued me. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
667 Don't just stand there. Draw something! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
668 Well, now I need a rabies shot 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
669 She makes me weak in the knees 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
670 He reports my movements to the authorities. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
671 He’s just an obligate carnivore. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
672 The last of her unkind. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
673 Mom and Dad, I think I found your sex toy. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
674 It's just my court ordered ankle monitor. I'm on parole. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
675 Sorry son, we live in a cave, this is the only way to ground you. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
676 How did we not survive? Every time I catch one of these tasty things, a couple more of them show up. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
677 Fake open-house 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
678 We call him our discomfort pet. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
679 We met in Jersey. She's very all that and a side of potato salad. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
680 We’re aril working on ‘heel’. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
681 Please stop telling him to go fetch! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
682 When he asked me about Darwin, I answered: "Bite me!" He didn't take it well! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
683 They call it “house arrest”. Why don’t they just put us all in the same cave so I can have some company? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
684 It's the latest fashion trend. I call it an anklet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
685 The judge said it's this or go to jail. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
686 She's very needy. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
687 It's fine, I got it bitten by a stegosaurus yesterday. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
688 I was “loitering”, apparently it’s called a Sterkfontein Boot. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
689 He's a pup, I am hoping he evolves out of his chewing stage. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
690 She wants to go out. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
691 I was assured he’s an herbivore. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
692 We told you to never feed a stray. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
693 He has really bad separation anxiety and doesn't want me to leave the cave today. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
694 House arrest isn't so bad, but the security bracelet gets in the way sometimes. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
695 My doctor says it can come off next week. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
696 Usually he's very good but Trump has gotten to him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
697 He was such a cute baby. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
698 I call it a "burglar alarm". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
699 "I'm not a Guru, people send me things, apparently I'm an Influencer". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
700 "He wants me to pet him". 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
701 I was expecting a floral delivery....Isn't this snapdragon...No?...oh no..... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
702 croc skin anklet sounded smaller 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
703 I'm under cave arrest. It was either that, or jail time. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
704 how many times do we have to tell you to stop bringing people home. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
705 You can call him ugly, but don't ever call him stupid. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
706 My lawyer plea bargained me cave arrest for a year in lieu of a stint on Rikers Island. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
707 It was either this or cleaning dino doo-doo in Central Park. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
708 The court said I have to wear this ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
709 I'm sorry...I can't go. He gets painfully jealous if I'm out and about. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
710 I thought you said your dog doesn't bite ? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
711 Home confinement, ug. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
712 Animal domestication is not what it is cracked up to be! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
713 It is something I'm working on..."Alligator shoes" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
714 He's adopting to being adopted! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
715 It’s not what it looks like, I’m just into vore now. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
716 Unfortunately I come with some past baggage 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
717 He follow me home. I can keep? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
718 My trainer says, 'There are no bad dinosaurs, just bad owners.' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
719 Sorry, he has some extinction issues. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
720 Sorry guys, still under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
721 Og put it on after my third jaywalking ticket. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
722 'House arrest would be so much better with a ankle monitor.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
723 I'm just relieved he doesn't love my leg anymore. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
724 Mommy, Daddy?!? I’ll feed it myself!! Can I keep it? Puleeeze!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
725 I can't go with you now. He wants me to paint his picture on the wall. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
726 I guess you will do 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
727 We didn't train him to heel correctly. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
728 ...And if Lulu gives you any trouble while I’m away, just crush her skull with a big rock. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
729 I know, but it's gonna be extinguished soon. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
730 It will probably take a few more thousand years before I'd really consider him 'domesticated.' 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
731 I didn't think she would be so clingy. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
732 It’s the old ball and chain... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
733 No - I said my Leg-is-sore-us. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
734 Ouch. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
735 It's his way of conveying that his separation anxiety is leg-itimate. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
736 Bork said no worries, all breeds harmless. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
737 You can go get help or we can wait for an asteroid impact. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
738 I mentioned my clutch purse and he went berserk! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
739 I’ve got him on the Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
740 You tell me. All I said was "I need something for my feet from Foot Locker' and up he popped. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
741 You said his Jurassic bark was worse than his Jurassic bite! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
742 I only got him yesterday, but he is already very attached to me! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
743 Don't worry, Lizzie still only has her hatching teeth. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
744 Just a couple more weeks of house arrest 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
745 I think he loves me. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
746 She loves children. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
747 If you can make one of these out of iron, I got the name for it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
748 I can't come, I'm under court ordered cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
749 What are you looking at? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
750 Please tell me that you're pulling my leg... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
751 The judge put me under cave arrest. It has orders to eat me if I try to leave. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
752 I can't go tonight, the Court ordered me to 60 days home detention. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
753 Has anyone seen my other shoe? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
754 He says he won't twist if I just let him stay here for a few days. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
755 Mom and Dad, please let me keep him. I promise to feed him everyday. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
756 You never know, you should see what John has done with his wolf. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
757 Paleolithic House Arrest 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
758 We're still working on that 'man's best friend' thing. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
759 She makes me wear him so I won't forget our anniversary again. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
760 It's an ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
761 A prehistoric form of House Arrest 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
762 Living with you was no picnic either. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
763 He doesn’t want me to leave 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
764 When I said I wouldn’t mind having a little ankle-biter around, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
765 Finally got him to stop humping my leg, but his codependency still needs some work. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
766 He was a rescue Pitbullasaurus 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
767 Larry makes me wear it while he's at work cuz he thinks I'll fool around with the new guy two caves down. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
768 And I said ‘No, I’m a Male, man.’ 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
769 If you guys would’ve alteady invented the leash this could have been avoided. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
770 Guess, I should introduce ya to the old' gnaw and chain. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
771 Neither the doctor nor the nurse knew a cure for this rare form of foot-and-mouth disease. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
772 My wife wanted one of the new security systems that doesn’t have wires all over the cave. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
773 Yes. They get a little attached to you. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
774 Bail was reasonable, though. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
775 I have to wear this ankle bracelet until the trial 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
776 The Judge says I have to wear it for 3 months, but the worst part is remembering to feed it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
777 It’s called up house arrest 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
778 Please let me keep her? She has no home, and she's very attached. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
779 We are going to need some extra ketchup. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
780 I've only had him a week but I've really become attached. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
781 The house arrest devices they’re using these days are positively prehistoric. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
782 I stole Bolkitchunk's beaver pelts, and now I am in "cave arrest" until we replace them. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
783 I'd offer you a seat, but we're having our furniture reupholstered. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
784 She's got a bad case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
785 Come back tomorrow when I'm off house arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
786 A bit needy, but can I keep him? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
787 Just tell my kids not to go into paleontology. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
788 You’ve reached the top of the corporate ladder. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
789 I know it sounds crazy, but he's the one that rescued me! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
790 Something tells me its dinner time.... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
791 Don't worry...he's young and still in the teething stage. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
792 They have me under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
793 With a little education, he'll know he's extinct and stop it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
794 For a recent rescue, he’s surprisingly attached to me. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
795 Get real, Madge. This ain't Bedrock. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
796 It's an ankle monitor. A new thing that they just invented. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
797 He bites when he's nervous - he's a rescue. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
798 I'm inventing the "pet" concept. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
799 So as a hedge trimmer, it still has a few glitches to iron out. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
800 Perhaps alligator boots would be more comfortable. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
801 Your security system is so primitive. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
802 I don't mind being under cave-arrest except for the ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
803 I've been placed under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
804 No, really, his bark is worse than his bite 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
805 We got him at a shelter but based on the nipping, I think he is part Labrador. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
806 No one told me house arrest would be this painful. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
807 Home arrest ankle monitor, circa 2000 B.C. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
808 I knew the breeder was lying when he said she was a micro-crocodile. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
809 It's a velcrosaurus. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
810 Fortunately, he's hypoallergenic. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
811 I think this means he said yes to the dress. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
812 Sorry ladies. I've been under house arrest since our last ladies night out. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
813 The poor thing thinks I'm its mother, who it ate. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
814 They told me he was a Vegan. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
815 Perhaps I should have used the shock collar. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
816 The training has been a bit rough. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
817 No problem. He is just teething. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
818 I sent him to an obedience training school, but he ate the teachers. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
819 He either doesn't understand the concept, or he's telling me never again to ask him to play fetch. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
820 It's two against one. You barely have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
821 He already got an eye and an arm from us, this was inevitable. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
822 Yes, but do you realize how much a pre-nup would have cost? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
823 What breed? He's a Stego'sore'us. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
824 We got him for our daughter, but he follows me everywhere. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
825 Rescue pets often have over-attachment issues. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
826 The bracelet will be coming off in a month and I'll be off house arrest. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
827 The vet said we had to change his food. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
828 No one will ever need more than 640 kilo-bites. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
829 Chief sentenced me to six moons of Cave Confinement. This ankle monitor hurts like hell! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
830 Try yanking his tail. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
831 It's better than your alligator shoes! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
832 We should rethink the stegosaurus trap. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
833 It's an all-consuming relationship. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
834 I have to wear this until the trial. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
835 Someday cave pets will only try to bite unwanted guests. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
836 Well, house arrest beats jail any day. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
837 He was my husband's idea. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
838 He's so adorable; I call him my little anklet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
839 I'm only on house arrest for another couple weeks 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
840 He’s a rescue and we are working on his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
841 Sorry I cant make it. The old lady's got me in a vise. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
842 Sorry, my mom grounded me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
843 I though he was housebroken. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
844 Turns out he's more of a hunter, for gatherers. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
845 I wanted a new pet ... and it cost me an arm and leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
846 Could be worse. Used to twerk. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
847 No, we can't just put him in the pot ! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
848 I've become quite attached to her. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
849 Yes, he really gets under my skin. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
850 My parole officer said I'll get the ankle monitor off soon. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
851 My New Year's Resolution was to keep my friends close and my enemies closer. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
852 how do you like my new ankle piercing? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
853 They put me on house arrest. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
854 It's okay. He's an herbivore. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
855 The judge ruled I'm a flight risk. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
856 Where did we put that book on domestication of animals? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
857 This one thinks he's an ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
858 I can't hunt triceratops with you fellas…I'm on house arrest! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
859 I thought you said your stegosaurus does not bite. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
860 What are you knuckleheads looking at? Get him off already! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
861 I'll have to join you guys next time. I've got this one ankle-biter holding me... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
862 Go on without me, the ankle is still saur. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
863 Alligator shoes - they are the latest thing! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
864 Well, its’s not exactly like in “The Shape of Water. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
865 Looks like it’s the four of us having coffee this morning. Ever since his retirement, Larry’s developed a severe case of separation anxiety. I can never leave home without him. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
866 I deserved the house arrest. But the new ankle bracelet is giving me a gnawing feeling. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
867 He’s grown out of the amputation phase 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
868 It’s not so bad — just a few months of cave arrest for insider raiding. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
869 He's better home protection than our dog. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
870 I clearly misunderstood when you invited me to dinner and asked if I was a white meat or dark meat kind of guy. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
871 I’d love to go but, house arrest really bites. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
872 "What 'tiny Stegosaurus'"? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
873 My cousin is visiting. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
874 So this is where "break a leg" came from... hmm. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
875 Do you know anybody who lost a pet? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
876 He worries about abandonment 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
877 Not to worry. The pet shop said he’s an herbivore. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
878 I'd say the latest insect repellent is a bust! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
879 what you are seeing is love at first bite! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
880 I’m sorry. I cannot go. I’m under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
881 First she ate my dear Lisa, then she followed me home. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
882 We were fooled by his very small paws. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
883 Sorry, can't go. House arrest. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
884 Fortunately he‘s not as savage as the saber-tooth cat we used to have. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
885 Yeah, he got very emotional when listened “I’ll follow him” for the first time! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
886 Do you think my Jurassic ankle bracelet is too much? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
887 I taught him to fetch, but forgot we haven't invented the ball yet. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
888 It’s my house arrest bracelet 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
889 Looks like we'll be dining in tonight. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
890 Either he goes extinct or I do. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
891 He has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
892 This "pet thing" is a bad idea. He's back to being dinner tonight. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
893 He's not cave trained yet. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
894 I’m under cave arrest – thus, the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
895 Sorry, I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
896 Don't worry, he's all bite. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
897 It’ll cost an arm and a leg to keep him. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
898 I think with a little patience our descendants will have a house pet. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
899 It’s the latest in bone therapy 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
900 We've grown quite attached to one another. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
901 No, our stegapoo didn’t eat your terrierdactyl. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
902 We can't find a chewy toy. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
903 I'm re-thinking my 'Domesticated Animal' concept. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
904 Do not worry! He knows his survival depends on mine!! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
905 Wanna come for a bite? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
906 Two more weeks of house arrest and the ankle bracelet come off. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
907 Oh, just a little ankle bracelet I picked up on the Amazon. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
908 I can't go right now. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
909 Maybe it's time to see a doctor about this pain in my leg. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
910 See, he’s not vicious, just clingy. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
911 He voted for Trump and still claims he has no regrets! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
912 This is my tax lien. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
913 He is an Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
914 I know. But the vet said just 2 cans a day 'til he's eight feet. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
915 The judge called it a monitor lizzard. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
916 It's a real crap shoot when you adopt a rescue egg. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
917 So the judge said I can't leave my cave or remove the ankle bracelet! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
918 He never barked. I doubt it's worse than his bite 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
919 The mayor is getting serious about parking. How much to get this boot off. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
920 I’m bored to tears with this house arrest and don’t even get me started on the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
921 At least he doesn't eat much. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
922 It was either this ankle bracelet or jail. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
923 It's the next big thing in ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
924 Don't worry he doesn't bite? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
925 I was trying to teach him to "heel." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
926 We adopted him from the local no-kill shelter. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
927 They believe the aggressiveness is an result of improbably remote genetic combinations. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
928 I really like your new place, but you might want to do something about the giant lizards. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
929 I can't leave the house, but at least I don't have to go to prison. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
930 I call it an ankle bracelet. You think it will catch on? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
931 But he followed me home........ 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
932 I just told him I was bringing him home for dinner. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
933 The theoretical consensus is that they are extinct. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
934 It's time to kill all these dinosaurs, once and for all. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
935 It's not what you think. It's not the proverbial ball and chain. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
936 He has a funny way of telling me it's time to eat. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
937 He's eaten all the furniture. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
938 The Vet says it's only separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
939 He does this every time guests ring the cave bell 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
940 Do you have any salt? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
941 So yeah, I've got house arrest for 7 months. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
942 He's doing well at obedience school. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
943 He's very possessive. If I can just get him to let go of my leg, I think he'll make a great cave-pet! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
944 He's part-terrier, part-tyrannosaur. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
945 I forgot to disengage the security system again. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
946 I'm on home monitoring. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
947 But his species IS predisposed to domestication, genetically speaking. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
948 Me call it 'domastication.' 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
949 He came with the cave, and sufferes from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
950 Sure, house arrest sounds great but the ankle bracelet really bites. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
951 It takes him a little while to loosen up. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
952 And that's the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
953 Mom. Dad. Only time will tell if Chloe and I were meant to be. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
954 Do you know of a good Dinosaur Whisperer? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
955 They said they're sending thoughts and prayers. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
956 I screamed 'asteroid' three times, but it didn't flinch. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
957 Mom, dad can I keep him? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
958 I appreciate the lighter sentence, but this ankle monitor is quite restrictive 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
959 FUCKIN OW 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
960 I'm on cave arrest for a DWI (Dinnosauring While Intoxicated). 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
961 Yeah, they let me out until my trial. All I have to do is stay home with this monitor. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
962 This new thing called house arrest is not as nice as you might think. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
963 Sorry I can't make it. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
964 One date and he won't let me go anywhere alone.... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
965 I can take it off as soon as I'm acquitted. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
966 he's having separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
967 I'm having the Beast Whisperer come by to work with him. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
968 I can't go anywhere without the old ball and chain. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
969 Yeah, he's my best friend till some new species comes along. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
970 It's called a "shoe". It hurts like hell, but I think it looks great! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
971 Don't worry. He doesn't bark. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
972 They placed me on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
973 According to my parole officer, they’re beta testing an electronic version linked to GPS. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
974 Ankle bracelets are the new thing. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
975 Hi guys, sorry I wish I could go. I'm under cave arrest. If I leave my bracasaur has me for dinner. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
976 I avoided jail time, but have to be monitored 24 hours a day. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
977 I'm training him to be a service dinosaur. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
978 The doctor says that if I apply a little ointment, it should go away. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
979 I didn't hear a bark, but it can't be worse than the bite. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
980 He's all-American and wants to make us great again. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
981 He followed me home: clan we keep him if he doesn’t eat me? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
982 My parole hearing is next week. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
983 These new GOP tax liens have teeth. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
984 You should hear the racket it makes if I try to leave the cave. It'll come off after the trial. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
985 She loves children. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
986 When he gets bigger, I'll probably feed him the River People. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
987 Justin Timberlake wears the same exact kind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
988 They let me out but I have to wear this until the trial. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
989 Can I keep her? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
990 The Origin of Attachment Theory 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
991 Believe it or not, it does offer a new perspective to your basic question. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
992 Choose the right size, my son. I'm not the first guru on this mountain. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
993 I've simply GOT to invent the chew toy. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
994 I'm still working on his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
995 I guess I shouldn't have stroked her back. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
996 This still beats the bedbugs I got from that online short-term vacation rental. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
997 Wife say, "Make good pet." I say, "Ow." 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
998 They took my passport away too. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
999 As long as I don't cross the county line he's quiet as a mouse. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1000 It's ok he's friendly. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1001 He hasn't evolved to sniffing yet. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1002 I would absolutely love to go out to dinner as we planned, but I've just invented the zero, discovered fire, and perfected the axle, and now THIS! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1003 Thought it would be cute to teach it some idioms, but maybe I shouldn't have started with "break a leg". 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1004 I got house arrest with an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1005 It's a little painful, but I'm teaching him to heel. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1006 He’s developed an attachment. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1007 Afraid I’m currently detained 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1008 The evolution of depth perception took a major step forward today. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1009 Yabba Dabba Don't! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1010 If he let's go, I'll bleed to death, so I tied him to my leg. It's what I'm calling Existentialism. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1011 Good thing this happened while you are still on our insurance. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1012 Yes, sometimes there is a glitch in the robovac. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1013 We had the "It's not you - it's me" conversation. But he just won't let go. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1014 It's something new the judge is trying called "house arrest." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1015 It's so I can't leave the cave. My probation officer insisted on it. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1016 It looks worse than it feels. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1017 He's a Minidoodle - Rex. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1018 I preferred elctronic monitoring, but the judge wouldn't go for it... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1019 Its called a boot. I picked it up in Denver. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1020 Yeah, I tried to schedule an appointment with the doctor but it'll be another couple millennia before he exists. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1021 you guys gotta get me the fuck out of here 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1022 Steggie has a bad case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1023 He's grown attached to me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1024 Apparently these are not herbivores. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1025 It's hard to find a baby sitter on such short notice 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1026 You wouldn't understand. It's a man cave thing. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1027 Them judge let me go home, but I have to wear this for 90 days. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1028 It's the last time I'll sass him with the expression, 'Bite me.' 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1029 My therapist says he has attachment issues. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1030 Live ankle bracelets are the thing now. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1031 He's a loyal pet, but the separation anxiety is painful. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1032 Our vet says it is separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1033 I think the home we entered have leg piece loving beings! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1034 This new ankle monitors are a drag ... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1035 This Ankylosaurus bracelet's clasp is a real pain. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1036 Thanks for coming over, I’m on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1037 You should see the mailman. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1038 Yet, I feel supported and free from anxiety. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1039 It is a bit uncomfortable, but it looks great! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1040 They'll take it off when I get out of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1041 The pet shop said he mainly eats calves 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1042 I don't know what it is because we haven't invented dictionaries yet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1043 I was busted with a third drinking-while-gathering and got slapped with this Jurassic monitoring device. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1044 The Neanderthals trained him to do this. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1045 He’s developed an unhealthy attachment. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1046 Does it look bad? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1047 Everyone says it’ll be extinct in three years, so I ignore the pain. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1048 There's a WHAT? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1049 Nobody knew that house arrest could be so complicated. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1050 We bounded at the pet store. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1051 technically I can leave the state, but who has the energy! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1052 And then they towed away the car. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1053 I appreciate the invitation, but I’m still under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1054 He's been a little clingy since his friends went extinct. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1055 Please?! I promise I'll feed him. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1056 Don't worry, he goes extinct tomorrow. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1057 Prison's full, so they gave me one of these. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1058 Thankfully he's hypoallergenic. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1059 I'm under house arrest, can't leave the cave. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1060 Guilty but the judge cut me some slack. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1061 I'm under home confinement and still getting used to my ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1062 The best part is I don’t feel so alone anymore. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1063 Spot's bite is way worse than his bark. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1064 You're right. I should have read the lease's opt-out clause more carefully. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1065 He is so sticky, I would give a leg just to get rid of him 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1066 Yeah, house arrest blows. Oh, don't mind him; that's just my ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1067 You can see my Fitbit is extremely possessive. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1068 The worst part is that it's not covered by Trumpcare. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1069 The vet told me she should grow out of this clingy stage when the mating season ends. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1070 I can't wait until that big asteroid hits. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1071 I am afraid that one day his separation anxiety will cost me a leg 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1072 He wants me to take him out for his daily drag 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1073 You're just in time for dinner! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1074 Sorry I can't watch the meteor shower tonight. I'm on house arrest until further notice. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1075 I'I'm grounded until sundown. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1076 I chalk it up to separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1077 Emotion regulation skills are still a struggle. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1078 It's just a love bite." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1079 New Year is off to a bad start. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1080 He has abandonment issues. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1081 I'm now his constant companion. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1082 I brought up politics and religion. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1083 Color balance is the key to happiness. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1084 It followed me home Ma , can we keep it ? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1085 It will prove Darwin doesn't have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1086 There are advantages to Diabetic Neuropathy. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1087 Well you did say "go break a leg." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1088 His new therapist says it's a reactive attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1089 I’ll be glad when I get off cave arrest. This ankle monitor is cramping my style. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1090 No, you can’t pet him. He bites. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1091 Not to worry. They say I will be off of house arrest soon. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1092 Stella was a carouser. So Iwent for clingy this time. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1093 I can't go out tonight. I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1094 Yes he's got very attached. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1095 Fortunately he's a herbivore-vegetarian. But I am starting to worry. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1096 yes, but at least she doesn't shed 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1097 Under cave arrest but wish it came with more fashionable accessories. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1098 How many of these new live-traps would you boys like to order? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1099 He’s been like this ever since the volcano took his mother. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1100 This house arrest bracelet is archaic. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1101 Cave Badger don't care! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1102 At least he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1103 It's a mandatory requirement of home confinement sentencing. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1104 'She just can't let go and move on.' 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1105 I made bail but I am required to wear a GPS Ankle Bracelet. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1106 She's what you'd call high maintenance. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1107 Dont worry, he wouldn’t dare draw blood. He’s just a lobbyist. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1108 I was trying to teach him to "heel." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1109 You know the type. He’s having a bad day, so now I’ve got to have a bad day. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1110 Would you two please sneer at him so he'll chase you and let go of my leg? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1111 Therapy Pet 1.0 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1112 It's called an ankle monitor, but I'm thinking jail might be better. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1113 You know how it goes....the stray animals chose their human. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1114 Sorry, I can't go to lunch, I'm still under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1115 He doesn't eat much, I promise. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1116 separation anxiety. his therapist is pretty sure that he'll grow out of it 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1117 I don't know, he just called me terrific last night. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1118 Sure, there are a few drawbacks, but this new house arrest app is really fast. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1119 Could you tell me if this is your dinosaur, and could you tell me if law suits have been invented yet? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1120 This Inter-Cave of Things needs a lot more work. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1121 He wants to be domesticated. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1122 He's growing on me. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1123 Yeah, after the club incident I'm under cave arrest and forced to wear a trackasaurous. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1124 It's called house arrest, and it's very in. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1125 He's a wee bit attached. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1126 They were all out of chihuahuas. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1127 It's not your dinosaur? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1128 Court ordered leg shackle 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1129 I'm still on parole. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1130 I’m a creationist 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1131 It's called home confinement prior to trial. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1132 Nothing worse than having a clingy dinosaur 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1133 The security system conveyed with the property. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1134 He keeps me civilized. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1135 Green sells. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1136 Have you tried reasoning with him? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1137 Actually, it takes my mind off Trump! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1138 Remember that stegosaurus we had for dinner last week? Bring me a couple of the bones. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1139 I was thinking of getting a saber tooth , but I'm allergic to cats. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1140 I think it’s time for Steve Bannon to go. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1141 I got him at the shelter 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1142 I think overprotective behavior is rather typical for the puppies. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1143 He has separation anxiety and the treatment is worse than the cure. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1144 He's really very lovable. He's just scratching a mosquito bite on my ankle! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1145 Maybe marriage is between a man and a woman. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1146 Neither one of you gets me 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1147 He's so loving that until his recent training, we were attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1148 This separation anxiety thing is a bit of a bummer. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1149 The way I see it, my 2018 is all uphill from here. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1150 It’s a new alternative to incarceration. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1151 He is the best cave guard ever but he cost me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1152 It's part of my house arrest. If I leave, it automatically eats me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1153 No worries Rodnick, Bobbi-Sue has already eaten, she's just giving you a "howdy" nibble. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1154 Usually, Fido is much more affectionate. You can take him with you when he lets go of my leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1155 This stays on until the trial. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1156 It is the first recorded case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1157 I wish I hadn’t started eat local. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1158 It time to take Thag for walk. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1159 He’s not perfect but he IS housebroken. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1160 "He does a good job of keeping the riff-raff out, but he is a little moody. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1161 He's a rescue with abandonment issues. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1162 This time he’s making sure I stay home 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1163 Haven't found its leash yet. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1164 It’s what Freud will call an attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1165 Don’t worry. He’s just flossing. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1166 As soon as the Joneses laid eyes on George’s pet dragon, they knew he wasn’t pulling their leg. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1167 Rescue animals really become attached to you. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1168 Do me a favor and tell Grok this is not the kind of ankle-biter I wanted from him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1169 I realize now that separation anxiety wasn't so bad after all... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1170 I’d say it’s like ‘A dog with a bone in its mouth,’ but contextually we’re not there yet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1171 Seriously. Not having indoor plumbing sucks. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1172 The technology still has some kinks in it. This ankle monitor is barely cavebroken. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1173 Get this fucking thing off my goddamn leg good lord! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1174 My pet 'Tourniquet' hates to see me leave the cave. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1175 All he can do is fetch. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1176 We’re going to get married with or without your approval. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1177 Like the new apparel? ... It's genuine komodo dragon leather! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1178 Yeah, its court-ordered. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1179 Run! He has a sweet tooth and we're all one-eye candy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1180 These crocs come only in this style. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1181 Only two more moons of house arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1182 It wouldn’t be so bad if he hadn’t started with my left arm. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1183 The judge sentenced me to House Arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1184 I've invented scissors! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1185 Who knew? My ex kept warning me about being "mantagonistic" but my lawyer said restraining orders don't have any teeth. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1186 No enterprise can afford to lose an arm and a leg... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1187 What could I do? He was the cutest one at the dragon shelter. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1188 I call him Fido 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1189 It's better than jail - but still cruel and unusual. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1190 Yeah, it's better than jail but this ankle monitor is a pain. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1191 This is our new dragon pup, Devon. He's still in training. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1192 Our new electronic tagging system has a few teething problems! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1193 She's grown increasingly attached to me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1194 One foot in the door is a start. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1195 Quick! Fetch my pigments. I’m inspired! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1196 It was either this or jail until my trial date. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1197 But he is cave-broken. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1198 Ankle bracelets are really "in," but I'm not sure I want to keep mine... it really slows me down. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1199 Isn't it obvious, we're in love. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1200 He shows up every time I yell "Woooo Pig Sooie! Razorbacks!" 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1201 I call it a "pet." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1202 But his parents already said he could keep me! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1203 But is she cave trained? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1204 Shes too clingy to allow a divorce, we need to go the extinction route! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1205 I just wanted a friend and now we're attached. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1206 I'm glad I got a mini. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1207 I blame myself. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1208 #Indited schmindited! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1209 She's been this way ever since the divorce. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1210 I need to teach it anger management. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1211 I thought I'd look more evolved with shaved legs. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1212 Yeah, sometimes life throws you a curve. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1213 Just Married 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1214 Pets nowadays cost an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1215 I was put under house arrest for drawing on the walls. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1216 These ankle-biters really keep my feet warm. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1217 How much did we spend on obedience school? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1218 Some day this will be known as the first parking boot 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1219 He says that conditions have deteriorated to the point where he feels totally marginalized and invalidated. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1220 Thanks for asking me over for dinner. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1221 I guess we’re gonna stay in the cave but you two have fun. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1222 It's my new invention called the vice. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1223 It’s a caustic relationship. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1224 No worry, he's just very possessive. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1225 Good news. We don't have to go out hunting for tonight's dinner. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1226 He doesn’t like to be left alone. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1227 Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1228 He usually likes to bite at least three people a day. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1229 I ordered a sandwich. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1230 On the plus side, I'm going vegan. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1231 I'm still under house arrest. Due to budget cuts they hard to borrow the ankle monitor from Bedrock PD. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1232 He's really well-known, a leg end in his own time. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1233 I love it! Let's go get the alarm tag removed. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1234 Please tell me it's herbivorous. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1235 The poor dear has developed an extreme fear of abandonment. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1236 I swear I wasn’t trying to break in. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1237 House arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1238 I hear it will be a while before they evolve puppies. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1239 This is the first time I put my foot in a mouth other than my own! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1240 "Get yourself one of these and say "Om" 20 minutes a day. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1241 It'a a green maraschino cherry and it's what I came up here to sit on. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1242 I watched it hatch, now this! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1243 What was the name of that dinosaur whisperer again? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1244 It's a love touch. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1245 He attacked me from my blind side. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1246 Somehow I pissed him off. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1247 He likes to keep a close eye on me. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1248 She's gotten smaller but more demanding since the last asteroid impact. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1249 Shake a leg! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1250 On the upside, he keeps the pterodactyls from making off with the kids. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1251 Minor snag in the evolution of man's best friend. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1252 It's state-of-the-art in home security. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1253 We just rescued him. He has abandonment issues. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1254 It's called an "ankle bracelet"...I'm under house arrest for drawing animal pictures on Og's cave wall. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1255 I admit, we have a bit of a dino problem, but what cave doesn't? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1256 Onid has severe separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1257 This wasn't what I meant when I asked what's for dinner. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1258 Darwinian kickball... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1259 Did I mention he's cavebroken? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1260 I know you said I should be pulling my own weight, but this doesn't seem right. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1261 Yes, it's a breakthrough hunting innovation. Now go gather firewood, quick. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1262 I am evolving too fast for him. He's angry. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1263 I don't care if it's an anachronism, it still hurts! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1264 I got two weeks left of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1265 I can't go. I'm a stay-at-home Mom. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1266 Which one of you nit-wits brought the torch? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1267 We bounded at the pet store. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1268 Have you met my pet, Darwin? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1269 I think it'll be four for dinner! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1270 Yeah, house arrest. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1271 It uses my leg to clean its teeth. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1272 Cave Arrest 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1273 Extinct? Nope but he’s just pulling my leg! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1274 Sorry guys I can't go out. I am under cave arrest. The cops put this lock on my ankle. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1275 Yeah it hurts but I won't cave in 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1276 You'll see; lizard leather shoes will become a thing. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1277 It's not so bad. His bark is worse. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1278 You guys go out hunting. This spottosaur has grown attached to me. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1279 Just wait till he finds out that leg is all bone and no meat. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1280 It’s called a razor! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1281 The tribal elders have me on cave arrest after my last no collar crime. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1282 I call it the a-leg-eater 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1283 He is vegan so I’m not so worried... 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1284 He usually opens up by sunset. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1285 It's the latest in footwear. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1286 It's a parole bracelet. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1287 You guys have any floss? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1288 I'm under house arrest for tagging caves in Lascaux. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1289 It's an affectionate bite. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1290 Steve... who’s your new friend? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1291 I got one month in-cave probation and this ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1292 The ankle monitor isn't as bad as I thought it would be. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1293 No, you can't. Go down to the swamp and get your own. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1294 The worst part is I have to stay home with the kids. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1295 He’s teaching me to beg. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1296 I'm naming him "Crocs" 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1297 Can we keep him, Mom? Please? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1298 Help. Johnny bit me again. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1299 We adopted him from the premordial pond. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1300 His bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1301 I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1302 Don't worry, he won't bite you. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1303 If we all had two eyes and better depth perception we’d see my predicament is just fake news. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1304 We just got her. She’s a mini ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1305 It’s in lieu of cash bail... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1306 Hi Jenny, How is your little ankle biter? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1307 I thought you said he was an herbivore? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1308 early man under "house arrest" 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1309 The judge placed me on home confinement. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1310 I'm very attached to him, too. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1311 Finally! I heard the guy next door invented a 'leash' thingy. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1312 Sorry brahs, can’t go out tonight. I’m totes grounded. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1313 The box said nothing about this. I'm thinking class action! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1314 Really? I feed him; give him love. Like any loyal pet, can't he wait till I'm dead before he tries to eat me? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1315 He followed me home, can I eat him? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1316 The ad said he was cave broken, but I'm beginning to have doubts. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1317 I fell asleep in a no-parking zone. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1318 My fault. I did bite him first. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1319 I'm under house pet arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1320 It was either this or remain in jail. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1321 It's an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1322 No, our "dog" doesn't bite. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1323 Sorry I can't I'am under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1324 He's always been an ankle-biter. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1325 Dessert tonight is more of an aspiration than a course. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1326 I think I put my foot in his mouth. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1327 This has become a painful relationship. It is time for me to leave. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1328 Those are just his puppy teeth 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1329 I'm just happy he's not two feet taller! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1330 Personally, I can't wait until dogs are domesticated. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1331 Yeah, it totally bites but it still beats juvie. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1332 Really ? I thought it was a wart 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1333 I'm waiting until he's extinct. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1334 The judge says I have to stay within 3,000 ft. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1335 A sore butt will harm your decision making. Take it from me Son that's sage advice. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1336 Now that I caught him what do I do? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1337 He’s still teething. But his mother’s skin made great sandals. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1338 He doesn't eat much! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1339 Our new health routine. It strengthens my tibialis anterior and Dinah's mandible. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1340 In retrospect, his Tinder bio did say he becomes "easily attached." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1341 It's his protest against obedience school. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1342 He gets like this every time he sees a meteorite. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1343 He's really quite attached to me! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1344 The breeder didn't tell me he was an ankle biter. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1345 My ankle monitor comes off in 30 days. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1346 He's not into opera. He wants to netflix and chill jurassic park again. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1347 Oh, and pick up a new chew toy for Yogi. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1348 We met at a meat market. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1349 As it happens, I'm pretty familiar with the paleo diet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1350 Fifi hasn't been herself since that silly asteroid hit Mexico. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1351 The judge says after 60 days I can remove it and leave my cave. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1352 So I hear this Farm to Table thing is all the rage... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1353 The doctor says it's terminal but I refuse to let it define me. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1354 I'll join you after. I'm kind of in between things. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1355 It's the newest fashion trend. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1356 It's one of those boutique mini hybrids that is all the rage. It's called a legasaurus. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1357 Before iPhones it was the family pet that was responsible for keeping track of teenagers. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1358 The doctor says it's going around, so take it easy and come in next week if I'm not feeling better. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1359 You said, “Get a pet.” 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1360 How cute! You got a puppy. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1361 My doctor says I got this rash by walking through the swamp......it's not contagious! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1362 The housebreaking is a work in progress. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1363 A present from the old ball and chain. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1364 You do have to be patient with these rescue animals. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1365 Bedsaurs 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1366 I think it’s his way of telling me not to go out without him. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1367 Seems a bit late for a club, don’t you think? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1368 It'll be good for dinner! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1369 At first I thought our idea of a staycation this winter made a lot of sense. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1370 I wish I could go, but he chews my leg off if I leave the cave. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1371 Sometimes you eat the stegosaurus, and sometimes the stegosaurus eats you. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1372 It followed me home. Can I keep it? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1373 Time to call the Stegosaurus Whisperer. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1374 "Open Sesame" did not work, should I try " Button" ? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1375 Grood got the cave in the divorce. I got the dog. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1376 It's just three months of house arrest. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1377 Yeah, but it sure beats the cost of chew toys... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1378 Evolution called. They want this one back. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1379 The garbage disposal is on the fritz... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1380 He’s had abandonment issues ever since the Cretaceous Period. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1381 The paleontologist says it's temporary. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1382 It helps my attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1383 Yes, I am on cave arrest. They ran out of ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1384 Seemed easier than spearing him first before dragging him home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1385 No really, it’s fine. This is just his way of showing affection. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
1386 I need to stay back -- she is having some separation anxiety issues right now. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1387 Yes, a second eye would be useful. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
1388 I may be in an unhealthy relationship. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1389 He thinks you're from the vet's office. I joked about getting him castrated. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1390 He thinks I’m the mailman. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1391 Spot has a mild case of separation anxiety 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1392 He is so playful and cute. I just love him. His name is Phineas. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1393 ...and once my cave arrest is completed, I'm considering keeping him as my emotional support animal. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1394 Guys, can I bring my Dino to the party tonight? She's not vicious at all! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1395 These purebreds are a little high strung 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1396 SHE TELLS ME THERE WAS ABOUT A 1.5 M YEAR WAIT FOR A BIJON FRISE 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1397 That settles it guys. Meet your new drummer. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1398 It's your turn to feed Rufus. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1399 I popped in looking for my son's pet pterodactyl that's been missing since yesterday morning. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1400 "I wish I could join you, but I'm still on house arrest." Shelley Rodgers Alexandria, VA 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1401 Never mind the beast. He's just playful. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1402 I just didn't want to be rude. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1403 I don't know for sure, but I think he likes me.... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1404 Oh don't worry, he's an herbivore! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1405 He’s territorial and he’s possessive but he doesn’t make me turn the heat up. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1406 He'll jump up and try to lick you, but don't worry, he doesn't bite. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1407 He is not too bad for a cave pet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1408 He's very needy but he knows a lot of tricks. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1409 Don’t worry folks. There’s a witch doctor around the corner. Really, really wonderful. Besides, this bight is “fake news.” 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1410 You are under house arrest! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1411 It’s so I can’t leave the cave until my trial. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1412 It's okay, he's just excited 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1413 The breeder mentioned that he might be suffering from a Separation Anxiety Complex. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1414 It's my new court-ordered Global Prehistoric System cave-arrest device! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1415 The ankle monitor comes off tomorrow, but I'll still be on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1416 It's the owner, not the prehistoric classification. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1417 You get used to the leg biting....and honestly he's cleaner than my ex. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1418 It’s only because of obedience school that I even have a leg. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1419 Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know that's how he got his name! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1420 When we picked him up at the Paleozoic Society for the Prevention of Cruelty To Animals told me he left alone a lot as a hatchling. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1421 I'm afraid it's gonna take a million years to train this guy 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1422 Before incarnation he was a alpha male. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1423 Whatever happened to 'two eyes are better than one?' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1424 She'll grow out of it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1425 Is this a trap? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1426 Me and Allie didn't think you'd be home until sunset! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1427 It was knapping on the rock pile or home detention. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1428 Dinner plans have changed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1429 You’d think that the end of society would have come with the end of home arrest... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1430 He's attracted to me and won't leave me alone. That's more than I can say for my caveman. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1431 When was the last day to apply for Marketplace health insurance again? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1432 OK, now you can come in, he won't bte. Ok, now you can come in, he won't bite. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1433 He doesn't believe me when I tell him cave drawings put 10 pounds on you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1434 "Sometimes there is a fine line between being playful an being hurtful". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1435 We have to make one stop. He really wants to go to dino daycare. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1436 It also game in green. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1437 He wants to go for a walk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1438 Are you sure the low temps will kill bed bugs ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1439 You could have saved yourself the trip and downloaded my app. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1440 No, sorry, I'm The Dalai Lime-a. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1441 I mentioned his mama was also horny. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1442 Just a pet. He's getting used to us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1443 This species can't be domesticated. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1444 House arrest hasn't been the same since they ran out of the normal anklets. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1445 “The chief said I need to do this for 90 days”. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1446 Oh Please. I will walk him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1447 Also, I wasn't allowed to celebrate New Year's Eve! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1448 It was court ordered. It let's me stay under cave arrest instead of going to jail. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1449 I got 90 days cave arrest. If I step outside he snaps it off. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1450 THIS IS THE WAY I'm KEPT A STAY AT HOME MOM 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1451 We're working on Fluffy's homo sapien aversion. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1452 Neadrathal DNA proves more complex than scientists thought. Due to the small pool of potential mates. An alligator was a disappointing but realistic date to have to meet the parents. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1453 Yeah, it's my monitor lizard. I can't go out, I'm under cave arrest, again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1454 I was caught stealing fire and now I have to wear this court mandated ankle monitor 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1455 She’s not a bad Pitosaurus. She just has a bad owner. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1456 I can’t go with you, I’m under dragon arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1457 2500 years from now they'll call this Reactive Attachment Disorder. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1458 I'm waiting on these ankle biters to evolve. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1459 She is so affectionate. Don't you just lover her? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1460 They call this a smart collar. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1461 How much loner are you on house arrest? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1462 I've decided to call this strange creature an albatross. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1463 That new coconut oil is working out great otherwise. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1464 Is there an app for this? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1465 You just can't club a woman, drag her back your cave anymore. #TimesUp 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1466 Fish pedicures are less effective 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1467 I think I'm OK for now. Thanks though. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1468 He followed 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1469 Yes, I have just invented this trick called 'heeling'. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1470 I can’t wait for someone to invent electronic monitoring for home detention. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1471 We're still evolving as hunter-gatherers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1472 The judge called it an "ankle monitor". He said that if I try to flee before my trial, they just follow the blood trail. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1473 Can't wait 'til he goes extinct. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1474 My pet lizard and I are on our way to Obedience School. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1475 It was only simple petting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1476 Do you think he's too attached to me? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1477 What? Haven't you seen "Dino Instinct" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1478 He's part pitbull. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1479 I'm under cave-arrest and cannot leave without setting off the ankle alarm. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1480 When winter takes a grip its hard to shake off 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1481 It’s an ankle weight for strong calves 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1482 It's called a legosaurus. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1483 I'm not comfortable here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1484 I should never have let him start licking the plates. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1485 He just wants to be walked out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1486 Mom and Dad, my student loans for my spear making degree are making it hard to move out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1487 He's a rescue. He's got a little separation anxiety. I think I'll call him Dave. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1488 You just have to jiggle it... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1489 Pal's loyal, but possessive. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1490 So, is this doing the Crocodile Rock? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1491 I guess I'm really more of a two-eyed pet person. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1492 He’s never gotten over the fear of flying. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1493 He needs Dino Daycare. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1494 I talked the salesman down to just a leg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1495 Whatever you do, don't show fear. The Mutilatasaurus only attacks if it senses fear... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1496 He's almost cave broken. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1497 Don't worry, he won't bite you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1498 His advice is generally good, but not so much his delivery. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1499 You had better hope an asteroid strikes earth and he becomes extinct. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1500 Don't worry, he only bites me for some reason...isn't that right Buddy? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1501 I told him his skin would make a nice purse. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1502 I've weaned him from eyeballs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1503 Are you are enjoying your house arrest Mr. Manafort? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1504 I tried to cross the road. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1505 Ouch, have they invented orthopedic doctors yet?????? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1506 I consider him my close friend. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1507 So far, I'm thinking the wolf makes a better pack animal. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1508 Ease your mind, your ass will follow. There ya go. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1509 The concept behind this 'boot' has great potential to disrupt future civilizations and their drivers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1510 Believe me, it's an upgrade from my ex-ball-and-chain. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1511 No concern, This animal is extinct 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1512 It's the latest thing! Ankle bracelets! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1513 I should have taken the Bible more literally. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1514 I can’t believe this is still happening in America. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1515 The judge said three more months of house arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1516 Guess we missed the lesson on "Leave it"! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1517 I wish I had depth perception. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1518 Never insult a dinosaur's political opinion. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1519 Are you pulling my leg 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1520 He has to be fed several times a day. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1521 Buster has strong feelings of anxiety separation and won't leave my side ever since I rescued him from a pack of wolves outside of the compound. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1522 I did try obedience training. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1523 I was looking for something with a bit more heal but this is what they are wearing in Europe this season 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1524 Yes, he's housebroken. He"ll let you know when he needs to go out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1525 HHHHHHHH 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1526 It’s really the only socially responsible way to travel. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1527 I'm just here to tell you that you've made it and to wish you a good trip back down. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1528 Thanks Doc! I'm feeling better already. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1529 It's too bad you couldn't visit when we had furniture. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1530 Eye can’t move 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1531 He's getting old and grumpy and still mad for dressing him up like Santa at Christmas... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1532 He's my new pet and we're hitting it off just fine: In fact he can't get enough of me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1533 I think he loves me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1534 I thought you said that your stegosaurus doesn't bite! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1535 Here's here for the General Tsao's Chicken we ordered 15 minutes ago... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1536 Half Pitbull , Half dinosaur. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1537 It actually turned out okay. The shaman gave me three weeks cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1538 Better me than the new furniture. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1539 Him new pet, named Spike. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1540 Lately, I'm feeling somewhat restricted in my movements. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1541 Find my parole officer. Named Flintstone. Offer him two pounds for my release. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1542 Cave Training the House Pet 7017 BC 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1543 Well, pets like this are good for civilian defense. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1544 But you’re wrong, he isn’t slimey at all! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1545 I'm as surprised as you are, he looked friendly. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1546 He just bit my leg, didn't he? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1547 Where is that jaw opener I gave you for Christmas? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1548 "Oh, is there a tyrannosaurus-ankle-biteus latched to my leg? That's what that excruciating pain is in my ankle. Thank you so much for telling me that. I had no idea". Pre-historic sarcasm... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1549 A new breed... a cross with a beagle. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1550 Call me ahab 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1551 I am feeding him, so I can feed on him! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1552 I was setting a trap for Godzilla and this thing was hiding under the leaves !! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1553 Ever since my wife went missing, the kids have been scared of him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1554 She did not like the missionary position 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1555 He's still a bit wild, but I can tame him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1556 Not to worry.It's not painful. He's only xenophobic. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1557 Don't worry, he's house-trained. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1558 When I googled "animals with scales" the reply said they were vegetarians 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1559 You've heard of chokers? This is a biter. And yes, it's made with real reptile! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1560 I promise, he’s house broken. We are just working on attachment issues. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1561 I think we burgled the wrong cave. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1562 I can't decide between tibiasuarus and fibulasaurus. He seems to like both. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1563 It said it was a "man cave." So I shouldn't be surprised this dinosaur tried to have his way with me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1564 Alas, we may not be attached at the hip like you two, but as long as I don’t move a muscle, I say we make a fine pair. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1565 I’m what the reptiles call..consumptuous. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1566 He's just going through a teething phase. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1567 Relationships are all about connection. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1568 "House arrest" sounds like a vacation until it happens to you. Oh, and we live in caves. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1569 I think he'd make a great suitcase. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1570 Yeah, it hurts, but we sure don't get many door-to-door siding salesmen anymore. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1571 I call it ‘vaccination.’ Theoretically, I’m immune to dinosaurs. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1572 Oh, he's at that age where he doesn't want me to leave the cave. The pet therapist calls it separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1573 As you can see, I'm not a stegosaurus person. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1574 I thought if I had this alligator on my ankle I would be the subject of a cartoon caption contest in a couple thousand years. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1575 He’s a rescue velociraptor. Still a bit insecure. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1576 The often unobserved problem with an ankle-biter is that if you lie down he has access to your neck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1577 Don't worry, it's my new Air Canada carry on luggage. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1578 The tribal leader ordered it so I won't leave the cave. If I do he eats me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1579 You only have one eye so what’s one leg? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1580 Trade Ya My res and balloon for Your parachute 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1581 No I didn't steal your damn paintings. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1582 Sorry, I'm homestuck... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1583 verdict: have to wear an ankle bracelet for 3 months 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1584 How do you like my new ankle monitor? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1585 I'm under CAVE Arrest with a tracing device that really means business. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1586 Until someone invites a leash, this is how we go for a walk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1587 Well, I was into older chicks, and she didn't want to die a virgin... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1588 It was either this or an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1589 I traded in the old "ball and chain" for this? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1590 All the caves in this neighborhood have one, it's part of the charm! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1591 He's a pet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1592 Does he bite? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1593 We’re aril working on ‘heel’. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1594 He's a cute pet, but sometimes he gets too frisky. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1595 There’s been an innovation in cave security I need to look into: it’s called the door. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1596 Eventually, she'll evolve to be my wife. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1597 He has become attach to me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1598 My ankle is extremely Dino-sore. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1599 Would you like to hear my core beliefs? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1600 Welcome to the Afghanistan fitness club 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1601 I love him , but he's clingy . 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1602 It's always good manners to wipe your feet before entering. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1603 Home arrest isn't all that I thought it would be... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1604 He must smell another amphibian on me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1605 This ankle monitor bites. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1606 Just a neurosis I can't seem to shake. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1607 I can certainly give you some advice on your mucous problem. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1608 The top of the corporate ladder looks a lot like the bottom of it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1609 It's called a prehistoric tether. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1610 I told you not to bring your friends home! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1611 Call the dinosaur whisperer. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1612 It's a small price to pay for constant companionship. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1613 I told you it wasn't just us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1614 It's just learning to heal. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1615 The judge was actually lenient. I need to wear it for only three months. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1616 What can I say, he's very attached to me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1617 He holding on for dear life. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1618 I'm thinking of a change. Do you have any more of those dogs you raise as house pets? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1619 I can never remember, is it femur or fibula? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1620 It's not the saw I had in mind. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1621 Well, he's basically a good boy, but the separation anxiety is a work in progress. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1622 I'm under house arrest indefinitely. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1623 Of course this home is pest free, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1624 Too much of the big ball, not enough of the little ball. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1625 Prehistoric house arrest ankle monitoring system. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1626 I have no idea...Totally bits me... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1627 For reasons I don’t need to explain, I’m selling this cave. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1628 The courts have found him to be far more effective than a tether. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1629 I'm returning him to the dinosaur rescue people--I can't get him to behave. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1630 What do you mean, you can't dial 911? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1631 Better than the electric eals 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1632 "I think it's called comb envy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1633 He hates when I mention fossil fuel. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1634 We better get a grip on the situation. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1635 He is so fond of me! He can not stay away even for a minute ... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1636 I thought he was house trained. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1637 If I break parole he breaks my leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1638 I thought you said your dog didn't bite. . . . 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1639 Are you backbiting me? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1640 The ankle bracelet is to put some teeth into the pre-trial orders. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1641 My wife insisted we get a rescue... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1642 He wasn't happy with my cave painting depiction. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1643 You go ahead; I'm going to get a bite first. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1644 Outrageous!! Dinosaurs never lived alongside humans. You must be ignoring the facts that go against your beliefs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1645 It’s OK, I’ve got caveman’s comp. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1646 I still like my ankle biter better than yours. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1647 Oh, he does that 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1648 Your son? No. I haven't seen him. Have you checked the bowling alley? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1649 My leg stuck somewhere! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1650 Ankle bracelets are so passé. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1651 I just have to wait until it turns purple, becomes nostalgic, and lets go. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1652 I have ESA papers! He flies free,but its hard to get a doctor to state the passenger needs the emotional support of a toddler as an accommodation for air travel! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1653 We had a fight. He insists he is an ancestor! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1654 Emergency room visits are a $350 co-pay. I'm sure it will correct itself over time. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1655 Awww. Why can't I keep him? He won't eat much. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1656 Her mother told her that I'm her fiancé. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1657 IT'S JUST HIS WAY OF SHOWING ME AFFECTION!! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1658 I'm klingon-sitting for the neighbors. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1659 I just started him on dino-Prozac for the separation anxiety... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1660 Impoundment regulations are getting swampier by the day. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1661 We're getting married. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1662 Men with beards 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1663 Sorry ladies, I couldn't get rid of the ball and chain. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1664 i just cannot get over Delta's new charges for first checked bag 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1665 I’m losing blood, but he has to eat at some point so I figured I’d just wait it out. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1666 In a couple thousand years they'll be man's best friend. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1667 Now that the judge imposed this ankle bracelet in lieu of cave confinement, I can get out of your way. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1668 Ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1669 Until we invent the wheel this is all he knows how to do. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1670 You should say ow, Cyclops! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1671 It's just unrequited beastial love....no worries! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1672 I still have a leg up on the competition. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1673 Klonka said, "No pet, no sex." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1674 Just separation anxiety -- they'd better hurry and invent Prozac. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1675 You know, you just gotta not let the anklebiters get to ya. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1676 Ow! Do you think there's an alternative universe where evolution's created a different 'man's best friend?' Ow! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1677 Yah, but ankle bracelets are SO "in" these days! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1678 I haven’t named him yet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1679 He prefers it to a dog bone. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1680 Well Hera, it's sort of like being married! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1681 He won't let me go for walkies until he gets his bowl back. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1682 I get it now-- building a better roog trap means trap the roog, not the other way around. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1683 It seems a little excessive, but 7 months I can deal with ... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1684 Sometimes pets can get too attached. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1685 I`m on home detention. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1686 They call it "house arrest." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1687 My little Christmas toy joy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1688 The Bronto Whisperer: I said 'heel.' Obviously we have a lot more work to do. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1689 Actually, the correct name is “scutellosaurus” 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1690 After he finishes breakfast, we'll be ready to go 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1691 He's hungry so it must be dinnertime. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1692 It's a trap! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1693 He came with a 30-day free trial. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1694 When is the nearest hospital? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1695 This is how evolution works. I learn the hard way, but before I meet a gory end, we discuss what I could have done differently to ensure my survival. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1696 I have to wear this thing for a week because I started a fight with Grogg. If I go outside a 30 foot radius, he bites harder. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1697 It's called House Arrest, a new option that allows the Cave Man to protect my family against Brainwashing by those Matriarchal Evangelists. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1698 It's the pits. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1699 The original tether was born during the caveman era. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1700 No big deal: it's just his social consciousness venting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1701 This is the latest type of ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1702 The real story of how a stagasaurus painted Lascaux. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1703 WHAT BITE 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1704 Yeah I have to wear him around my ankle in till I go before the tribal judges 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1705 A wee nip on the ankle. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1706 What, he's still under training. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1707 They gave me the tamper proof model this time. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1708 We're quite attached. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1709 I think it"s an Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1710 Sorry fellas, can’t leave the cave tonight. The wife is being a bit clingy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1711 So I told the judge I’d take cave arrest with an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1712 Remember, you must always keep your eye on him, or else. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1713 I was just about to feed Spike. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1714 So, we meet in the trap. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1715 He's a high-strung breed 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1716 It's an ankle monitor. I'm under prehistoric house arrest. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1717 Well, it is progress; I believe we've gotten him over the hump. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1718 I parked my butt on the wrong rock so I have a boot until I pay my fine. They call it a “parking boot”. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1719 I was told it was 'family friendly' by the pet store owner. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1720 Hey guys, my advice is just live for today... I strongly suspect evolution is about to vote our one-eyed design off the island.. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1721 I worked from home today. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1722 It was buy one, get one half-off. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1723 He is with Homeland Security and wants to see my Voter ID. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1724 He doesn’t understand the word “fetch”. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1725 I told him we were setting him free. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1726 THE JUDGE SAID TWELVE TO EIGHTEEN MONTHS !! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1727 This never happened before Jurassic Park. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1728 Find My Friends App before it existed 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1729 Yeah, house arrest isn't that bad. They even give you a choice of ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1730 Can you believe I have to wear an ankle monitor lizard until the next court date? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1731 Puppies!!!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1732 It's better than jail time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1733 Yeah it’s kind of a pain, but I’m under “cave arrest” for 6 months. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1734 His training is on schedule, he will be ready to go home in a week! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1735 Have you ever wondered, why I’m here? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1736 I find it helps to put on a dress and sandals and have a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1737 I think something just bit me. Do you see anything? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1738 I know she is cute, but she needs training. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1739 I'm going to call it a leash. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1740 I’m trying to break him of his attachment phobia. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1741 What a day; first a crab attaches itself to my leg--now this! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1742 He's not quite domesticated. Other than that, he's really very gentle. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1743 I didn't see your sign "Beware of Dogasarus" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1744 I'm trying to evolve. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1745 My wife thought we should start breeding for domestic traits. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1746 I know, I know they kept telling me this is a sellers market...but my wife asking me to deal with a demogorgon wrapped around my ankle so we can have a vaulted cave is a bit much. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1747 He came with the cave, he’s actually quite friendly. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1748 Next season, I'm sticking with earrings. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1749 He only does this when he's teething. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1750 If this is your playful puppy, I don't want to see his daddy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1751 I sent for Cesar, but he's working with a brontosaur. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1752 She wants to turn everything blue. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1753 But I don't want to go for a walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1754 He doesn’t want me to go. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1755 It's an ankle bracelet--I'm under "cave arrest." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1756 Seems like he's been teething since the turn of the first century. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1757 Mom, dad, please! It's the supermen! Just let me howl and plunder for ONE HOUR, and I promise I'll come straight home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1758 He’s a great watching the cave while we’re out, but he does have some attachment issues. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1759 Your journey was difficult, yes. But the deal was Enlightenment for a RED yoga ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1760 His bite is worse than his growl. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1761 He's not cave trained yet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1762 I let him do it because he's going to be extinct soon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1763 If I try to leave, my ankle monitor activates. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1764 yabba dabba doo. we're the real modern Stone Age Family. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1765 I told you we needed more mosquito repellant. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1766 Where are your ankle biters? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1767 I guess you could say I'm having a bit of a Mesozoic Era aka "Middle-Life" Crisis. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1768 I guess I'd better expand the 'Don't bite the hand that feeds you' concept. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1769 In a few years, "Snapchat" will make sense. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1770 Just because I de-friended him online! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1771 It’s my new Stegasoreus. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1772 He overheard our discussion about replacing him with a vacuum cleaner. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1773 Does he think this is going to give him a leg up! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1774 Apparently they mate for life fe 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1775 He's very insecure! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1776 apparently I owe more than 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1777 Oh good! You're here! It's time for dinner. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1778 You like? It beats the tacky ankle bracelet my husband gave me for my birthday. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1779 Welcome to Jurassic B&B. Your bed's the floor and Nibbles, here, will be your breakfast. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1780 At least under house arrest you can finally get around to painting the walls. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1781 He's on the second hand paleo diet 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1782 "I've been placed under 'Cave Arrest'". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1783 Ma, Dad It's just a fad. I will be home by 11:00 "promise". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1784 It could be huge in criminal justice, only what to call it? “Anklet” hardly captures the vibe. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1785 He's still just a puppy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1786 My wife insists that I wear this tracking device if I want to go down to the local dinosaur pub. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1787 Lacoste? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1788 I must taste like chicken. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1789 It's my fault for having such sculpted calves. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1790 If I can catch another one, I'm going to market them as bunny slippers 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1791 He thinks I'll attract more after I'm dead. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1792 Can we all agree the eye never lies. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1793 No kidding, this is how they play. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1794 Nope! Ankle-biting solicitors still not welcome! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1795 You've heard of animal husbandry? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1796 It was either wear this for a month or go to jail. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1797 Yeah, don’t know what I’m going to do with him. Last week he took my left arm. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1798 I got a new pet. It's a little Jealousarus. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1799 But you promised I could get a pet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1800 We need to evolve our depth perception. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1801 This cave has a two hour limit and I already have 17 unpaid violations 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1802 It's cool; all the kids are doing it to prove their individualism. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1803 I didn't have time to go grocery shopping. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1804 ...and it’s no longer occupied! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1805 It's only a nip -- he's just a puppy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1806 If it didn't hurt so much, I wouldn't think this was a real The New Yorker cartoon, either. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1807 OK. Either you're idiot paleantologists for saying dinosaurs are distinct, or you're genius studio executives for inventing TRULY 3-D cave drawings. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1808 Just you wait. Someday, someone will find us and name him after me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1809 He didn’t look like this when I married him!j 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1810 relax, bill. It's only a shadow. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1811 He was a really cute baby though. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1812 The Palestinians manage the inside but the Israelis control who gets in; therefore the Jews pray at the wall but we control which Muslims get inside. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1813 He got too big for the cage. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1814 He won't let me go to BINGO today. He's afraid of his shadow. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1815 Frank assured me that he's really cuddly. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1816 The true story behind dinosaurs extinction! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1817 My leg is in its jaws and I can't walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1818 Oh, he's still a teething pupper. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1819 I promise I'll 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1820 He's housebroken. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1821 Then he said,'That's not my Stegosaurus.' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1822 I don’t know why, but it has developed this great attachment to me! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1823 He is not house broken yet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1824 They call it a "pet" and they say it's supposed to provide me with companionship. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1825 Mom, dad, please! It's the supermen! Just let me howl and plunder for ONE HOUR, and I promise I'll come straight home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1826 He's a rescue from extinction with survivor's guilt. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1827 I'm on cave arrest and have to wear this ankle monitor." 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1828 I hope to return for next season. I was voted off. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1829 The standing desk wouldn’t fit in my cave. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1830 He’s endangered. Can I keep him? He will make a good lunch. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1831 OK maybe not now, but eventually we’ll make shoes out of them..! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1832 Now you know who mangled my right arm! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1833 He said he prefers the old-fashioned way of biting back. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1834 Really 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1835 this totally bites. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1836 I am going to contest this house arrest, but at least I got to come home awaiting trial. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1837 you want to move to Florida!? But I've never been south of Houston!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1838 I think I got a dead leg, but it feels different this time 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1839 Crocodile anklets are, like, so last eon. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1840 This T*!*? Devil won't let go! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1841 I was thinking 'Jaws of Life' but that hasn't been invented yet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1842 You paint, now. Cave art or not happen. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1843 I got it at one of those prehistoric reptile mills. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1844 He's on a diet 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1845 Yeah. I took the milk. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1846 I woke up this morning with this weird thing on my ankle, I'm seeing the doctor this afternoon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1847 I’m kind of a little guy, but no one believes me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1848 Think of it as dental floss being stuck in your teeth. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1849 I didn't know I had to walk my house arrest anklet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1850 Dam camouflage, he suck up on me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1851 Another cave caption who'd have thunk it ? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1852 That’s absurd; you’re pulling my leg! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1853 We are progressive. But, dating dinosaurs is still frowned upon by other patrons... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1854 It's my prototype for the wooley mammoth trap 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1855 He mistook me for an early hominin... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1856 Me going to invent 'Yes Men' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1857 If you let me keep him, I promise to keep him. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1858 You have to try cave physical therapy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1859 Fancy a bite? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1860 I was looking for Margaret! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1861 Opps ... I told him to shut up!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1862 I have to stay here, he has Extinction Anxiety. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1863 The pet shop told me she was an herbivore, but she has proven otherwise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1864 He is not yet cave trained 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1865 I've been bit by the acting bug. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1866 She got mad when I called her Asteroid. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1867 Surly he's covered in your cave owners policy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1868 I mean, I used the funds I embezzled to buy this cave, and all I ended up getting was cave arrest, so it's a win win as far as I'm concerned 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1869 I warned him, 'Let go or be dragged!' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1870 The shelter got hit by one of those flaming boulders last week, he’s got nowhere to stay 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1871 They really do take humanlike shits. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1872 You had the Supreme with extra fins and no anchovies. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1873 Fido has separation anxiety too, but she just pees on the fire and scratches the walls of our cave. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1874 His Jurassic bark is much worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1875 He got my Achille's heel. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1876 I know that buying a watch Dino was a good investment. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1877 My cave mate does not me to leave. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1878 I know, man, but I got it on sale for a buck ninety-nine. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1879 I was going to Hawaii but... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1880 Yes, but his online videos are adorable. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1881 I set it out to catch game. I came home one night, and of course, I forgot where I put it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1882 Quit working on the wheel and invent some antibiotics, dammit! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1883 Don't worry.--He doesn't come with the property. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1884 No Madge, I wasn’t speaking metaphorically. Steve is my actual ball and change. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1885 It was free with my online subscription. Still trying to get used to sleeping with it on and getting all my steps in. Let's go. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1886 He thinks I told him to sell all of his stocks 3 years ago. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1887 My pet aardvark is pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1888 Sure, but we'll have to get a sitter for this little ankle biter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1889 It's the annoying ankle monitor I have to wear while I'm on cave arrest. What a drag, am I right? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1890 It’s a dinosaur thing . . . ‘Jaws of Life’ in reverse. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1891 I'm a little bogged down right now. You guys go on without me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1892 Maybe it's for the best that we were never able to have anklebiters of our own. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1893 Maybe we should try domesticating a cat? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1894 I don’t know, Zina. I mean, I can see why you’re saying it looks like the zog has become attached to me, but my perspective remains as unclear as yours. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1895 It's just one of the terms of my probation. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1896 Og invent ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1897 It's a protoype for a new slipper 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1898 Hey doc, my leg hurts. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1899 Caveman rhyming slang: dumb albino—dino. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1900 "He's overly protective, but housebroken". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1901 ...and I can't eat rotten fruit while I'm on a boulder. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1902 How do you say 'ouch' in these pre-linguistic times? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1903 Bonkie bit Garp. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1904 Not sure about this whole "civilization" thing...First the wheel, now laws....I gotta wear this thing for 6 months for crashing my cart on New Year's Eve. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1905 He holding on for dear life. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1906 I can only take one of you, I have enough trouble already. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1907 "Eau de Prime Rib"...it's French. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1908 Keeping your pet in tow, before they invented the leash. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1909 It's a ransom for BITcoin. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1910 Down,boy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1911 I don’t know guys, I just have this gnawing feeling! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1912 I sold the movie rights to Steven Spielberg! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1913 Honest! All I said was ‘Let’s shake a leg’—I TOLD you not to get me a pre-owned Dino-vice! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1914 IT'S JUST HIS WAY OF SHOWING ME AFFECTION!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1915 I told him he was underage, but he wouldn’t take no for an answer. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1916 Did you bring the bacon? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1917 It's sad. He has only me to teethe on. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1918 jerry for fuck s sake i told you we're not keeping that animal in the fucking house 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1919 Kitty hungry! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1920 It's the prehistoric mantrap. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1921 he's already getting help. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1922 Cave canem. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1923 "Couldn't you just chew his head off? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1924 Yes, Enlightened Core Power, starts at 530 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1925 They call it cave incarceration. He is chomped on my ankle for the next thirty days so I can't leave this cave. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1926 It's what he thinks about our shirt contract. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1927 I had to bring him home he wouldn’t leave me alone. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1928 Fake news! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1929 It's my new ankle monitor 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1930 He’s got me by the short hairs! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1931 Yes Virginia... it is an angel, but it doesn't have wings. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1932 My new anklet charm goes everywhere with me! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1933 Could you pick up some Prozac for his separation anxiety? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1934 He finds my artwork unflattering. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1935 Great to see you. I’ve been stuck in the cave all day and I’m bored 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1936 He's really friendly. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1937 We're taking her car, and, yes, I will be home before 10. You didn't ask these questions when I was dating Cindy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1938 My advice? Start a fad using a dead animal. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1939 Wikipedia said he would be vegan!" "When I fell asleep he was swatting flies. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1940 Well everyone must bite the Panoplosaurus Brevis, or be bitten instead. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1941 An experiment in elementary courtesy gone bad. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1942 He wants seconds and thirds! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1943 It’s all the rage. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1944 Eat the intruders! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1945 He hates this weather. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1946 House arrest. Mueller. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1947 So--Your theory about the existence of the dinosaur may actually have some bite! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1948 I'm hoping we have something better to offer for dinner than me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1949 Don't worry--Jessica's bite is worse than her bark! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1950 I got it for a dry skin commercial. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1951 it's court ordered 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1952 he wants me to date you 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1953 I'd remove it, but I hate the sight of blood. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1954 He likes me, I must taste like chicken. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1955 He's mad because I put him on a diet. No more wooly mammoths for him! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1956 Yes, I know you believe that in a matter of another few decades he and his kind will be wiped-out forever, but right now Jundji, your Mensa club's predictions are not helping me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1957 They told me that a stegosaurus would the perfect pet because they're herbivores! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1958 I wish someone would invent pants! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1959 Was wondering if either of you have a crowbar I could use? This stray wondered in and attached himself to my lower leg. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1960 Don't worry, he only bites a little. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1961 Of all things, he's displeased with our discovery of the wheel. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1962 Sorry I don't fit your stereotype. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1963 Yes, the flat comes furnished … and I’ll throw in a portable inflator. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1964 no. Wrong Cave! I am not the wise old man sitting on a red ball 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1965 We've ended the war on beautiful, green coal. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1966 To get ahead, you need the rub of the green. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1967 I’ll show you how to become a high roller. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1968 Sure, it's better than jail. I just wish the ankylosaurus bracelet wasn't so obvious. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1969 She was a shelter rescue from down south, and she still has a few attachment issues. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1970 Shanice got some kind of little thing around her finger when she got engaged. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1971 Love is not a many splendored thing. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1972 My wife says it'll make for a great cave painting one day. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1973 I asked for a new boot for Xmas 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1974 Scratch between the fourth and fifth fin, should do it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1975 Okay, almost domesticated. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1976 I told him we were still vegans, but he didn't believe me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1977 Please let me keep it...he's just (argh) playing... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1978 It’s the new leg-bait animal trap. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1979 No problem, they’re extinct. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1980 You could try too, he's fond of legs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1981 Ooh bark og oo-oo agh bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1982 I taste like a chicken finger. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1983 It's not a recognized breed, but it's still an ankle-biter! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1984 # cartoon with suitcases Caption "Keep Calm and Carry On!" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1985 Does this dress make my hips look big? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1986 good news, dinosaurs not dead 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1987 I think i just discovered the leg-oh-sore 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1988 We’ve become so attached since he followed me home the other day. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1989 but please, we are already attached! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1990 No, I'm not in danger. It's an extreme form of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1991 We like him, ever since he are the neighbor’s pitbull. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1992 Just one small step for man is--is-- 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1993 A T. rex ate our mailman, so.... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1994 Of course we are just standing here- cameras haven’t been invented yet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1995 Allow arf, arf rather than your friendly frog croak. It would make a more threatening sounding watch-amphibian. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1996 "He says, 'encroachment is in the mind of the beholden'... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1997 Say what ya' want, I never see you bring anything for Thanksgiving 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1998 I’m not sure these ankle bracelets will catch on. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1999 It's SO good to get away from them. They've been following me everywhere! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2000 This guy is the best seller these days. I know, security used to be easier. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2001 I don’t know about you guys, but I plan to get legless. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2002 House arrest for dealing wheel. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2003 The truth you seek is in your core. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2004 They told me not to worry; a new one would just grow. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2005 The doctor says that unfortunately it's terminal. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2006 I just wanted to prove it was locally sourced. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2007 He's called a cave arrest bracelet. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2008 Some beach Somewhere 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2009 The judicial system was just invented yesterday, and I've already got an ankle brace. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2010 There once was a hermit named Saul. Who joked about his extra large ball. But in this day and age, even for a sage. That wouldn't be appropriate at all. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2011 Finders-Keepers !! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2012 They can be a bit aggressive, but I refuse to go back to pasteurized milk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2013 Thanks for the heads-up, guys. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2014 No, he usually doesn't bite. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2015 Don't worry. He's hypoallergenic. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2016 Thanks, but I've a gnawing feeling I'll be a home-body. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2017 My town hall is next week. This is my fundraiser. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2018 Yeah, it's community service and house arrest until I test negative for carbs. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2019 And this is my little ankle biter. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2020 What do you mean, Shake a leg? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2021 'She says she'll convert' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2022 He never breaks the skin. In the future his bloodline will be known by the symbols A C D 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2023 Whatcha staring at? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2024 What do you think of my new ankle bracelet? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2025 Aside from the biting, they make good pets. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2026 My last roommate chased it around like it was toy ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2027 However, I do know the secret to everlasting peas. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2028 The judge told me I could live in the Big House if I didn’t like wearing him while I’m under house arrest. I just wish he didn’t clash with my décor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2029 My wife won't be joining us. She's indisposed. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2030 He won best in show, but he's so young he hasn't yet learned Sit! Attack! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2031 Hunting and gathering in one simple step. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2032 I got the idea from the gas station bathroom key. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2033 It was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2034 He's figured out how to spell T-Rex. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2035 I call him Albatross 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2036 It's very att-AH-ched to me! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2037 I hear these things taste like a t-tex, but more tender. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2038 You should have seen him before I domesticated him. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2039 Fellow Thespians..This is how " Break -A- Leg " evolved. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2040 What's the matter? Legosarous got your leg? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2041 Good lawyer talk judge down to 6 moon cave arrest for insider gathering. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2042 Someday, this'll be the invention of Naugahyde. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2043 It's an anklebiterasaurus. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2044 I thought Brother Joshua said all living things died in the apocalypse. Maybe we actually can walk out of this cave? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2045 I'm hoping for a quick case of foot and mouth disease. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2046 Yes but when it comes house arrest this one I can get off. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2047 He doesnt like it when I leave the cave without him. He doesn’t like it when I try to leave the cave without him. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2048 I think he found his supper! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2049 He told me to feed it while he was out hunter-gathering. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2050 her lawyer got a restraining order. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2051 He apparently has a foot fetish. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2052 Ow that hurts 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2053 He's a cave pet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2054 He's checking if the shoes are geuine Tyrannosaurs or a knockoff 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2055 Hey, can I bum a cigarette? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2056 gooble-de-gook gooble-de-gook ~ he's got teething 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2057 He needs a home. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2058 Have either of you heard about this new thing called a leash? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2059 Last of the dinosaurs. Ain’t he cute. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2060 We've become very attracted. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2061 I think you should leave now. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2062 He answers to Donald Trump. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2063 Don't pet him. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2064 It lacks a human element. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2065 He was supposed to be sitting for his portrait. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2066 The judge just ordered me under house arrest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2067 She doesn't have teeth. She's licking the salt off my gams. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2068 A wild, carnivorous beast on the loose -- those are just alLEGations 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2069 I've been pondering the expression"I'm rolling in green"(for the January 1 cartoon) 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2070 '' He's after mY iguanodon spare rib recipe." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2071 Judge made it a condition of my bail. Fortunately, skinny jeans are no longer in fashion or I don't know what I'd do. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2072 He isn't worth a shit as a guard dog, but he can fetch the fuck out of slippers. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2073 It’s an innovative new form of rehabilitative justice called “house arrest”. Just think how persuasive it will be in deterring corruption in the centuries to come. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2074 I thought we were auditioning for the 'Allegory of the Cave'? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2075 What are you talking about? Anklets are totally back in style. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2076 Og gave me 90 days on the tether. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2077 Ever heard of a Denver Boot? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2078 For New Years, I'm not going to "kick it" big like in previous years. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2079 let's try another pet. My husband would like a dog but I do not know and it's a good idea. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2080 I know I'm always hesitant to new fashion trends, but I don't think a Stegosaurus will make for comfortable footwear. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2081 She's waiting for a better apology for groping her in the 80s. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2082 How do you like my new leg weight? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2083 Once you discover your core, you must work on it everyday. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2084 This situation reminds me of the internet story about Abraham Lincoln and the barking dog. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2085 With altitude the wind gets so strong you can blow up balloons like that? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2086 They didn't have these when I was young. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2087 It's a big green ball, and I'm sorry, but you were only allowed one question. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2088 Wanna see my abs? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2089 I’m skipping the middle man. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2090 Yes, I'm a yogi and it is BPA free. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2091 The secret to happiness is solitude, meditation, and ergonomic seating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2092 I'll have to admit having this large lizard clamped on my ankle is a nuisance, but at least people no longer notice my large nose!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2093 Can I keep him, PLEASE !!!!! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2094 Grogg think first take skin off horrible biting log, THEN make shoes from skin, not other was around. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2095 And you wonder why I can't break through the glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2096 If I step one foot outside the cave, I lose the other one. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2097 At least it's a herbivore. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2098 She doesn't like being separated from me 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2099 Meet my wife Linda... The original ball & chain... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2100 Today I learned that the earth really is just 6000 years old. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2101 I don’t mind staying in the cave, it’s the ankle bracelet that bothers me about house arrest 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2102 If 'twas a Leprechaun you'd be looking for he vanished, he did! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2103 Feeding him is easy, but the vet bills will kill you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2104 Got too stoned last night, and they put me on house arrest. Sweet anklet, though, right? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2105 It's a home confinement dinosaur. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2106 It's my cave-arrest ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2107 When you say something dumb and your subconscious realizes it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2108 Now wait, it might be politically correct to remove my leg so he isn't traumatized, but come on!!!! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2109 Obedience training starts next week. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2110 They told me her place was mantrap but I wasn't prepared for this. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2111 Lovely visit, thanks - I promise I'll be by when I'm out of house arrest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2112 It was this or a week of hard labor in the rock pit... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2113 The village elders sentenced me to cave confinement for double dipping at the holiday gathering. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2114 This really hurts but I think I just invented the wheel clamp. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2115 It seemed like it was worth a try after the dog domestication thing turned out so well. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2116 My husband doesn't like my thick ankles, so I decided to get plastic surgery. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2117 It's my anti- kidnap plan! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2118 He cost an arm and a leg but the cave feels so much safer now 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2119 The vet calls it "separation angst." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2120 Oh no no no...! This isn’t my breach. I told her I was attached to animals, WHAT??? Sorry. Not MY breach of promise! I told her about my attachment to animals. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2121 Honey, you forgot to wear your dinosaur repellent again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2122 The alternative was jail ... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2123 There’s something on your leg. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2124 It's called "home detention". 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2125 I have been having a bad day! First I misplaced my glasses and I have been having this mysterious pain in my ankle. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2126 Clouseau, you said your stegosaurus didn't bite. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2127 It beats Weight Watchers. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2128 And, my husband said he was friendly and housebroken. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2129 In three weeks I get a boot 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2130 They warned me he was a stage 4 clinger 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2131 I swore I said 'STEGosaurus' when ordering it... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2132 I wouldn't let him pose for the new mural. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2133 Dino is a leg up on my last pet 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2134 Its a misdemeanor offense so I'm on herbivore house parole. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2135 I was out of milk-bones 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2136 He's not cave-trained . 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2137 I can't go out tonight. I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2138 I swear he doesn't normally do this. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2139 It has a snug fit. I suggest we make loafers out of it. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2140 I'm starting a fad. Two weeks and everybody will want one. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2141 Don't worry, he only eats Vegans. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2142 I assure you, sir. We do not have bedbugs. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2143 Don't worry, he's friendly. He's just a little needy. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2144 The prosecutor offered us 4-6 months or cave confinement with ankle bracelet. I think I need a new lawyer. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2145 It would be superfluous to say he is very attached to me 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2146 Santorum warned us ! I should have listened 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2147 The ankle monitor chafes a bit, but all in all being placed under cave arrest is much better than jail. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2148 Its all right, it lost its teeth mistaking small round boulders for dinosaur eggs. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2149 It's an anklosore. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2150 I'll catch up once they deliver the mastodon jerky. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2151 There's something on my leg-osaurus 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2152 We're still trying to decide if this species can be domesticated. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2153 The Police ran out of ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2154 The fire was awesome. But I would push back this "wheel" thing, and move up a muzzle… Definitely, a muzzle. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2155 Thanks, but I think I need to stay home and start dealing with his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2156 I can't wait till we evolve depth perception. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2157 Albatross? What albatross? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2158 Doctor Urg says we've made real progress with his Disinhibited Social Engagement Disorder. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2159 He says that he likes me or maybe that he licks me 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2160 Synchronized naked dancing! Now! It's bound to distract him. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2161 He doesn't bite. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2162 My resolution? Shed some weight. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2163 Hmm. I'm not sure. Should we get another pair of eyes? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2164 All I did was give him the command, "Sit Trump, sit." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2165 We feel it would be best if you would find a place of your own 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2166 Some sort of growth. Doc says I have to have an operation to remove it. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2167 Sometimes you eat the euoplocephalus and sometimes the euoplocephalus, well, he eats you. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2168 I have to wear it everywhere until I go to trial. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2169 I wish I had my club with me but I don't have a concealed carry permit. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2170 He's a fear-biter. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2171 Thor Thunderbach - The Father of Domestication 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2172 Perhaps domestication is not for another ion or more 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2173 We really got attached to each other! Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2174 No, I have not read Moby Dick, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2175 It's my wife's mother, she's just staying for the weekend 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2176 He goes with me wherever I go. He's attached to me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2177 It's the newest thing - a dyno-doggie door. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2178 Well, just look on the bright side! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2179 He's here all right, but I had to drag him. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2180 I've been trying to send it back. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2181 I can't stand this ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2182 It’s not a breed problem! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2183 I thought leg hold traps were illegal. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2184 Can I keep him, Ma and Pa? Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2185 He says he wants to be my pet 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2186 I have no idea what it is but Ralph brought it home from the dinosaur pound yesterday and he has been on my leg ever since! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2187 It's his punishment for eating my ankle monitor 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2188 It's starting to teethe. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2189 Well it is cuffing season... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2190 You are right; I really do need to call the homo sapien rescue! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2191 I'm under house arrest until the arraignment. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2192 boo 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2193 If I had furniture, this wouldn't happen. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2194 It’s called a “pet.” Her name is Fluffy Truffy Fuzzball. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2195 House arrest. Leaving the cave risks instant pterodactyl attack. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2196 They want this to be much funnier than the last caveman cartoon. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2197 He also does the grass. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2198 I would love to go, but travel is such a drag. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2199 Unfortunately this is his forever home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2200 He wants to be fed. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2201 There's no such thing as a free mattress. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2202 He thinks I’m his key to the Neolithic Age. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2203 I’ve tried to return him but the pound says he’s extinct. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2204 You didn't say what kind of meat. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2205 Millie's cat is warming up to me... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2206 He is afraid of becoming prehistoric! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2207 Actually, its "Haaar-RHEEEEEE-Yuh-Yuh-Yuh" is far worse than its bite. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2208 It's more touchy feely than a leash. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2209 I'm still on parole. Last week's saber tooth tiger was much worse. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2210 I think I prefer a dog or a cat. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2211 I’m getting an idea for footwear. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2212 We thought he'd be easier to train. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2213 We've conditioned him to re-direct his impulses. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2214 How green was my valley? This is all that's left, son. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2215 This dino ankle security bracelet allows me to move about okay and it is way better than being locked up in a cave. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2216 Although possessive, legosores can become great pets. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2217 Don't worry about Dino, his growl is worse than his bite 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2218 His name is Harry. He's got attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2219 fuckfuckshitfuckgoddammitfuckgoddammitmotherfuckershitshitfuckpissshitassdickfartfuckfuckshit. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2220 She's really very gentle. She only bites when she meets new people. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2221 It's a game of chicken. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2222 You wouldn’t call it a pearl of wisdom if you were two birds in the bush. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2223 I mean, sure, house arrest stinks, but the outside world is worse. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2224 It's a birthday gift from my husband called a Denver boot 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2225 Split levels. Great garage space. But really tough enforcement of mortgage payments. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2226 It’s a food desert in this neighborhood and Rocco only eats raw-organic. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2227 His brother is the nasty one. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2228 Yes, but my unsupervised cave leave is worth the inconvenience 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2229 He's better behaved than it looks like. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2230 We warned you a lockodillo costs an arm and a leg 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2231 At least he isn't writing on the walls. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2232 I promise to walk him, and train him and feed him everyday! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2233 Ouch, my shin. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2234 His owner will be back on Wednesday. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2235 He claims copyrights on my Lacoste dress. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2236 It's a security device. I call it a 'boot.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2237 No, not exactly a rescue... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2238 It's my wife's and my first child - I read that they call this 'teething'. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2239 I'm sorry that I can't give you a leg up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2240 I didn’t imagine my cave arrest monitor would be so bitey. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2241 He's actually an herbivore, so I worry what paleontologists will think if he doesn't let go. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2242 He said he's tired of me putting my foot in my mouth. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2243 I have named him Al, Al Franken 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2244 The hunt did not go well and he no longer sees me as alpha. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2245 Judge Gronk's orders: house arrest and monitoring anklet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2246 It's really more of a mutual relationship than it looks! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2247 There goes 33% of humanity 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2248 It's the only way he'll go out to go potty. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2249 First one to blink dies. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2250 He's still too primitive for training. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2251 She loved her bath, so I thought I'd try to milk her. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2252 I'm more hurt that he won't condemn the Alt-bite. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2253 How do you like the New Tyranno Rex Leg Trap, stops them dead in their tracks 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2254 Full domestication is still a millennia or two away. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2255 My advice? Buy a good exercise ball. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2256 Look, she sees right through the crocodile tears. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2257 What can I say? He's a cavebody. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2258 I told you I was under house arrest! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2259 This is what you get for having pets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2260 Have you seen my other sockasaurus anywhere? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2261 I don't think we should count on a speedy extinction. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2262 For a docent, her knowledge goes really far back. Don't you think she deserves a tip? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2263 Aiming for "man's best friend" but it turns out breeding is a lot trickier than I thought. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2264 I told him my brother would make a much more tasty meal. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2265 I get two-day delivery on everything! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2266 I was thinking of calling him Cujosaurus. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2267 He's outgrown my carry-on. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2268 We are emotionally and physically attached. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2269 He's giving me a leg's up. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2270 Mom, Dad... I want you to meet my new girlfriend. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2271 I’m telling you; bait prices have gone thru the roof 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2272 He ate the dog so of course we have to keep him. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2273 I think I forgot to feed it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2274 He only bits me, not strangers! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2275 Do you either of you have pet store alligator treat you could lend me ... right now? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2276 Ugg Ugg OW! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2277 Blue passports man. We've got blue passports. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2278 The landscaper is a bit aggressive. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2279 Looks like Muckle wants her din-din. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2280 It took some time for the concept of pets to sink in. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2281 he is just a puppy 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2282 Louise, I'm not leaving the prehistoric theme escape room with only one leg, I don't care how long we have to stay! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2283 I call her “New Yorker Humor” because she’s got no taste. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2284 Everyone warned me that Walter was codependent but this is a bit much 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2285 I don't know what it is. He liked your last boyfriend just fine. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2286 As soon as I pay the 12 stone penalty, I’ll get my wagon back 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2287 Just don't turn your back on my pet anklesauris 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2288 So why would I want to steal anything from your cave? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2289 I'm not certain but I think it's a Legissoreas Heck. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2290 We're in the process of cave-training her. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2291 You think this is a problem - the pterodactyl just learned to fly and is trying to poke my eye out! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2292 He hates being left behind; it shouldn't be more than a flesh wound. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2293 The sitter canceled so I brought the ankle biter. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2294 I would have swiped left. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2295 He doesn't want to 'Go Home.' 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2296 In the future this will be called and ankle monitor 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2297 Actually, when I asked, "if your ankleasorus bites?", ...I assumed that this was your ankleasorus. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2298 He says it's yummy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2299 She gets jealous on poker night. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2300 You may have discovered fire but I discovered separation anxiety! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2301 I know I've bailed on dinner before, but this time I'm really caught up in something. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2302 We've signed him up for obedience school, but the class doesn't start until next Monday. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2303 I shouldn't have gotten a rescue, the separation anxiety is killer. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2304 I look like a treat. Man is it hard to house break this guy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2305 We're going to hold up here for the Ice Age, you're welcome to join. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2306 Science is right, we can't co-exist 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2307 he says he wants to show me his secret blend of herbs and spices. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2308 Plato said it was just a shadow, and I believed him. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2309 He's part of Betsy Devos' new loan repayment incentive program. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2310 I don't care if it takes me a million years, I'm going to domesticate something around here! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2311 He's a LabraSaurus Retriever 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2312 Stegosaurus Whisperer counsels owner to establish new alpha male of the house. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2313 I'd love to go with you guys, but I can't leave the cave 'til after the trial. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2314 Og says he’s just teething, but you know what a joker Og is... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2315 Down by the swamp, these ankle bracelets are a dime a dozen. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2316 Can we keep him? Please? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2317 Separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2318 Roomba 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2319 Petfinder said he was herbivore. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2320 He stopped chewing the curtains. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2321 The rescue agency said he'll outgrow it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2322 Fluffy needs some anger management but I'm sure she'll grow out of it with your love and affection. She's free ! ! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2323 I think we can now all agree that the ankle-lizards are NOT fake news. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2324 WE ARE TRYING TO BOND 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2325 He's over his eyeball phase and onto legs now. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2326 Welcome to my cave. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2327 I would whack it, kill it and eat it, but it’s the last one. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2328 He's a rescue, but if anything he rescued me - except for my leg, which will need to be rescued. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2329 So you see, this is how the "bear trap" works. Now someone get this thing off my feet 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2330 Since I'm under cave arrest I need to wear the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2331 It's not what it looks like. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2332 "They paroled me but I had to be dino-chipped." Jan Griffin, Long Beach, CA 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2333 It's painful, but they're vegans. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2334 Do I have this evolution thing correct? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2335 One minute I was petting him by the fire, and......... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2336 My leg hold trap backfired. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2337 No problem...He's current on his Rabies shots! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2338 Think of it as a starter home that prepares you for having children. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2339 Like my new piercing? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2340 It hurts to grow apart. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2341 He's not serious; he's always pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2342 He's still a little confused about the fetching command. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2343 He ran out of floss 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2344 I forgot the chicken password 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2345 I'm teaching him rough-and-tumble play. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2346 They put me on house arrest. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2347 He's easy to take care of but he suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2348 It's the latest craze - a dyno-doggie door. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2349 He's a "leg up" up on me, but we co-exist 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2350 Only way I can keep him from running away from home. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2351 Yeah, he's sort of cute; but I can't wait for Stuffies to be invented. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2352 I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to park here. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2353 Have you heard of the concept of the pet? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2354 Do you have gatorade? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2355 We are still negotiating this domesticity thing. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2356 I took him in, and he's been attached to me ever since. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2357 Sorry, I'm under house arrest at the moment. This ankle bracelet really chafes. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2358 He 's absolutely unaware it's a prosthesis. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2359 It was a requirement of house arrest 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2360 Well, Christmas is over and I may need to rehome this little guy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2361 Just my luck. A monitor lizard for an ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2362 And security is included. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2363 It's okay, really - I'm sure she's just being friendly. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2364 The good news is he's a certified pure bred Stegasaurus. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2365 He has a bit of separation anxiety whenever I get ready to leave. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2366 And if you act now, I'll throw in an aphorism for four easy payments of $19.99, plus shipping and handling. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2367 True. But we have a generous benefits package and can deduct state and local taxes 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2368 Your mom was right--success in life starts with good posture. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2369 I can’t afford to move, I’m living on my nest egg. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2370 My man cave still needs a few adjustments. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2371 This house arrest really bites! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2372 There is no need for concern because I am as meticulous with my pet’s dental hygiene as I am with my own. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2373 I've decided to include him in my drawings. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2374 Don’t worry he just has speration anxiety 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2375 Not to worry. He'll be prehistoric in million or so years. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2376 I've been thinking about switching to a standing desk. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2377 I was only standing for a minute waiting for my wife and the damned Department of Transportation snapped this boot on me. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2378 The vet said he has attachment anxiety. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2379 It's a "human trap". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2380 It's kind of a symbiotic relationship. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2381 It's my ankle lock I'm under house arrest 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2382 They have me on house arrest until the trial. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2383 She's a bit clingy but I noticed we get less mice in the cave! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2384 You guys go. I don't want to be a drag. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2385 Not to worry, just a temporary tapir lock . 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2386 My lawyer told me house arrest was a good deal. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2387 I’m confined to 30 feet of freedom and then he bites! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2388 My resolution this year is to lose weight. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2389 I'll just wait until he becomes extinct. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2390 Take me to the intensive cave unit! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2391 Shhhh.... The dog does not like surprises 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2392 My wife wants me to stay home tonight. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2393 As long as he doesn't make me come to all his stupid petroglyph exhibits, he's still a better roommate than Fred. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2394 Can’t wait invent they invent the balk and chain 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2395 I'm trying to ween him off the local dinosaurs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2396 Me and my wife were playing with ways to spice up our love life. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2397 Ever hear of separation anxiety? Bella decided this was the best way to deal with hers. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2398 Only one more week of house arrest and I'm a free man. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2399 At least with Steggie, there are no attachment issues. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2400 I feel like a leg end in my own time. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2401 He ate the pitbull, my husband and the cleaning lady. He left the conoli's. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2402 They wanted to put some teeth into my ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2403 I'm on parole. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2404 He lost his rubber chicken. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2405 I’m on this thing called house arrest... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2406 The parole officer said I can't leave my cave without it. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2407 Guess who's coming for dinner? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2408 Ouch. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2409 I just got an idea for a critter removal service. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2410 I can't go out tonight. I got a dinosaur on my leg. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2411 If you don't let him know you're the alpha male, he'll eat you for lunch. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2412 Attachment parenting 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2413 He is not entirely clear on the meaning of "Heel". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2414 It’s really just a sign of affection. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2415 I've invented a "Cave Security System," but it still needs some adjustments. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2416 He followed me home. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2417 I feel a draft 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2418 This is what I meant by I couldn't go hunting. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2419 I really put my foot in his mouth when I decided to take him home. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2420 I stood in a NON RESTING zone. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2421 The jail ran out of ankle monitors. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2422 He's afraid I'll leave him. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2423 So, who’s hungry? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2424 The judge put me on house arrest 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2425 I'll be glad when boots are invented. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2426 This domestication thing is really starting to catch on. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2427 She’s mad because her root vegetables were under-cooked. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2428 I think I’ve invented an animal trap. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2429 This is the new house arrest bracelet 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2430 Krog wear ankle monitor lizard until trial. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2431 It's leg day 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2432 Dude, I can't believe they booted me just for jaywalking! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2433 I am optimistic things will improve with commercialization of ankle bracelets 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2434 It’s the beginning of a charm bracelet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2435 You know, house arrest . . . 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2436 He's not quite cave-broken. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2437 This proves it! 60 seconds is enough time to move the rock in front of the door before security system activates! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2438 He just started teething. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2439 No worries. He’s just got a craving for leg of human. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2440 I have to wear an ankle monitor. Someone gave me a tip on Stone Ax futures. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2441 When I told the shelter I wanted a rescue, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2442 He came with the cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2443 It's not an exercise ball, it's piles. You try sitting on cold rock for years on end! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2444 It is impossible to get down from here. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2445 You’re obviously not on the ball! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2446 I know, I know, I should put him on one of those long whatchamacallits. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2447 I’d love to go out with you guys but as you can see, Rover, suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2448 My lawyer got me off with cave arrest with an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2449 The pet store people told me he has been trained to clue me when he needs to go for a walk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2450 I ran out of Dino treats. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2451 He said it's an ankle bracelet. He said his other wives got used to it. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2452 I'm developing a new concept I call the Paleo Diet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2453 I said I think I see a meteor. He didn't like that. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2454 It's my last week of house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2455 Mail? What the hell is "mail"? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2456 I think we need to invent even better ankle jewelry. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2457 He’s almost domesticated. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2458 He used to just HUMP! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2459 He's really very friendly once he gets to know you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2460 Another one on my left foot will give me alligator shoes. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2461 Couldn't find a collar that would fit. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2462 its only a 30 day house arrest 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2463 His bark is worse than his... nope, I am quite wrong. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2464 I know what this looks like, and I want to be clear about one thing: I wasn't trying to get it to suck my dick. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2465 One more day with my home confinement bracelet until I am off restriction. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2466 Separate compartments on long flights has made all the difference 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2467 He thinks I am the Alpha Male. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2468 The judge says that if the jury acquits me, I can take this off. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2469 I tried to tell her that I had already paid off all those parking tickets. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2470 It won't let go of the past. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2471 You see it stops someone from going out and committing more crimes. I'm looking for investors. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2472 Moments in Evolutionary History: The Extinction of the two-legged Chicken. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2473 I think I found your lost Tyrannosaurus Fillmore! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2474 I hear they're working on an electronic version that's not so cumbersome. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2475 I dont think I can make it to the Troglodyte Dance, my parents are still mad I cant start a fire. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2476 He’s so attached to me, can we keep him? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2477 I can't go on the hunt with you today, I have a prior commitment. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2478 I didn't even know I was under investigation. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2479 His is separation anxiety is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2480 From a discount rug store, why? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2481 Because I criticized Trump I have to wear this monitoring device; and feed it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2482 Donald is giving him to Mr Wolff. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2483 House arrest isn't so bad. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2484 Sorry, man. You should have locked the cave. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2485 He's needy when extinction is near 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2486 Gernlurf, vacation's over. Time to me in school, right, Mom and Dad? I'll be home in summer. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2487 Hey, could you call security company, I think i'm going to be late again. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2488 He's become attached since 23andme showed our close ancestral past. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2489 Don’t mind him. The love-biting thing is just a passing phase for our little herbivore. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2490 I wouldn't mind so much if I had the right outfit to wear with it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2491 Ever since he wondered in here we've been attached 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2492 Don't just stand there, go get your clubs!! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2493 I have no choice but to report this to the caveowners association. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2494 Yeah, my mother says it's a parasite, but we're in love. We're getting married next week in Vegas. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2495 It couldn't let go of me, so I decided to bring it back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2496 It's my ankle bracelet for house arrest 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2497 His separation anxiety is getting out of hand! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2498 It's such a primitive way to track my movements. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2499 Oh, Sorry.......Don't worry.....he gets hungry when he meets new people. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2500 How did you guess he flunked obedience training? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2501 They swore he'd stop teething soon! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2502 Don't mind him, he's just my paligator 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2503 How do you like my new ankle accessory? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2504 I'm going to need help with dinner. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2505 He gets anxious with new dwellers. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2506 Can you change his litter box? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2507 This "freak" wonts my leg . Any one have a quick ideal that will "work." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2508 I get a better sleep with an ankle monitor 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2509 I thought you said your dog didn't bite. . . . 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2510 It came from the drained swamp and Obamacare won't cover the surgical removal. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2511 The leash hasn't been invented yet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2512 Our relationship needs to evolve, he is the primordial equivalent of a dog 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2513 I told her you’d bring meat. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2514 I thought we agreed to meet in Plato's alligator. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2515 I can't come along. I am under house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2516 He's jealous of the pterodactyl. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2517 I’m seeing an orthopedic surgeon this afternoon. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2518 He doesn't want to go to dino training. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2519 Guess what? We're food. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2520 I told you I am not an experienced child sitter. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2521 I'm under house arrest for another week. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2522 It's an ankle monitor. I'm a T-rex offender. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2523 It's Housewifery Rex, and he will never go extinct. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2524 He's yours if you want him -- he attaches easily. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2525 He's costing me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2526 Rover-saurus does not like to be left alone! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2527 It is a new program, called "cave arrest." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2528 It's an AlexAndAnisaur. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2529 It's all the rage in Pangea. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2530 Ankle therapy, it’s new. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2531 This house arrest is a drag. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2532 Oh no, lol. Of course this is not a ankle monitor. If it were, you'd be the first I'd tell. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2533 He isn't fully housebroken, yet. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2534 I thought you said your dog does not bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2535 It is a problem - I can never leave him alone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2536 We've been having disagreements about the rent. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2537 It started as nagging knee pain, but it seems to be spreading 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2538 It started out as a rash. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2539 'I guess he loves me." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2540 Train him? His brain’s the size of a walnut. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2541 No, I need a rescue. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2542 What's the price on this Yoga Ball?? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2543 Yes, it hurts. But according to Caesar, I’m supposed to be calm and assertive. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2544 The previous owner doesn’t want to give it up. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2545 Love bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2546 I'm on cave arrest till the equinox. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2547 I'd love to go out with you but I'm still under caver arrest. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2548 Love bite. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2549 The doctor said to if it still hurts in a couple weeks I should come back and he’ll get an x-ray. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2550 Finn doesn't like it when friends come over. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2551 Turns out they come small as well, though you'd never know it from the two-eye media. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2552 Try all you'd like to make me stay. I'm leaving you 2 fossils. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2553 In another 80 million years it will make a great pet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2554 He's learning "No Bite!" 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2555 Why, how did you tear your Achilles? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2556 I think your wife is taking that "ball and chain" remark from last week's dinner party too seriously, Jeff. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2557 I was trying to drag her back by her hair and she bit me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2558 I guess I won't be playing bridge this afternoon unless you let him be our fourth. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2559 Don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2560 I knew this might happen. It's the dreaded legadillo... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2561 He’ll let go at dawn. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2562 He just gets a little nervous during meteor showers. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2563 It looks like your trap failed buddy, better luck next time! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2564 He disappointed Im back before sundown. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2565 He'a dragoning me but won't let go! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2566 I swear a rock killed him. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2567 I think it's a painful case of right limb separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2568 I’m in cave confinement. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2569 I"m not hungry, I already had a bite. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2570 Sorry I cannot come over. My little friend wants me to stay home 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2571 I thought the Chief would shun me, but I just got cave detention. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2572 Wait til you see him roll over! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2573 Because green is my favorite color. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2574 Posture, my son, it's all about proper posture. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2575 Hello, Sisyphus, thou Sissy-Face! So now, just roll this ball back on down, and keep on rolling! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2576 If he could bark it probably wouldn't be worse than his bite. Owww. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2577 at least it's not a monkey on your back 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2578 In the old days, we had to use a hand axe. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2579 Ok, I’m undocumented, but they’ve got to come up with a more lightweight ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2580 I'd better say no for tonight--he's been acting out since I went back to work. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2581 Sorry guys, I’m still on house arrest for another two weeks. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2582 I wish I'd heeded your warning -- she IS a man-eater. She's chewed me up. I just hope she'll spit me out. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2583 A rescue hatchling. Quite rare since that last extinction event. Can you recommend a professional trainer? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2584 He's a bit clingy, but I feel wanted. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2585 He's just a little saur at me right now. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2586 I don't leave home without one. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2587 can you please help me get this leg out of my mouth? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2588 A perfect pet for us—fierce but knows when to stop. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2589 Find a pet somewhere else, I am all he has to hold onto 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2590 This is Harvey who is very attached to me and needs comforting since none of his friends wants to be around him anymore. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2591 He’s always had a leg up on us. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2592 Obama care had it's hold on us for years, now maybe we can move forward out of this cave. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2593 Am I setting a bad precedent by keeping an animal around? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2594 Since it was outside of the usual hunting hours, I can't put in for a Workers Comp claim. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2595 I'm letting him get used to trusting me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2596 And they s 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2597 In our own ways, we both suffer from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2598 ... yada, yada, yada ... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2599 I was just tickling him. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2600 I must say, this yoga ball are by far the best invention. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2601 Welcome, stranger. Linger and savor our organic retreat. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2602 When fecundity and mortality go wrong, this is what happens. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2603 This is much better. We used to be attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2604 I know the Air BnB listing said ‘No Pets’, but really she’s a sweat heart. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2605 The judge says I have to wear this ankle bracelet until the trial is over because I am a flight risk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2606 No worries. Hs bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2607 Bootisaurus...this cave has a strict policy. Can you lend me some clams to get this thing off me? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2608 I put it on eBay because we don’t go to the beach that often. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2609 Don't bother setting an extra place. He says he's not hungry. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2610 Since we have not invented shoes yet, he decided a bit of leg chewing was in order. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2611 ...but we agree on what temperature to keep the cave. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2612 Don't you know striped animals? They hurt me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2613 Made in the USA Shoe Manufacturing is rough out here these days. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2614 Steg, had a bone to pick about guard duty. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2615 We've grown attached. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2616 He may be an ankle-biter, but he's MY ankle-biter. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2617 His kind lived during the Mesozoic era, not the Stone Age. "I must be dreaming", I told him. "Pinch me". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2618 It’s the latest innovation in hair removal. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2619 He holds me back. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2620 We stay home on vacations. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2621 Wow. Nice ankyloset. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2622 this is just temporary until the steel prison bars are ready. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2623 The house arrest bracelet comes off as soon as I agree to stop questioning authority. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2624 I get it off when I pay my jaywalker's fines. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2625 Sure, you did fire and you did the wheel. I just invented acupuncture. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2626 It's called house arrest. He let's go in a month if I don't drink. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2627 When Sylvia left him I told him should get a dog 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2628 I'd like to kill it, but it's an endangered species. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2629 Separation anxiety. Know any good Dino-trainers? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2630 He has an attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2631 Sounds fun guys, but the judge is keeping me on house arrest for another two weeks. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2632 My doctor thinks leeches are just a fad. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2633 This is my new ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2634 Can I keep him? He followed me home and for some reason I dont want to eat him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2635 I do this when I can't get to Barre class. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2636 It’s an Ankylosaurus monitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2637 Pretty, pretty, pretty ugly 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2638 You know, there are always some little things to put up with when you move into a new cave. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2639 I'll take care of him, Mom, I promise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2640 Herdy, what the fu— You wouldn’t understand. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2641 He's very clingy and affectionate. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2642 It's a new weight loss thing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2643 Sometimes it's just the price you pay for being a committed relationship. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2644 I'm still under cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2645 Honestly, it doesn’t look that bad. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2646 He wasn’t drawn on the walls, so I thought I’d bring him back for a closer look. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2647 Dinner will be a little late. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2648 It's bad enough that his jaws are locked on my ankle, but what if he has tetanus!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2649 Not fetch,....Fletch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2650 Apparently, the Judge said I have to wear this ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2651 I just got an idea for a new line of leather hats and the material is free. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2652 I've had possessive pets in the past, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2653 I’m calling it Footware. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2654 It’s he latest thing in house arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2655 No worry, it's just the way they're taught to floss. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2656 Spikey’s training to be a carnivore. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2657 The doctor is experimenting with smaller aquatic bloodletting creatures as well, but for now he’s only prescribing what he knows will work. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2658 It seems like a technology we might want to copy! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2659 They told me that they just use a specially trained officer to monitor my activities. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2660 I didn’t say he was a perfect pet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2661 At least this breed is dying out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2662 Only losers try to domesticate wolves. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2663 He's a funny little guy. Always pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2664 It’s supposed to be great for getting rid of cankles. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2665 Shake a leg! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2666 ANYONE CAN SEE THAT MY WOLFF IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WOLF. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2667 I won't be able to join for dinner, unfortunately. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2668 Can't leave the cave because of the ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2669 A well behaved pet is a comfort. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2670 He gets nervous around people he doesn't know. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2671 Welcome, my Legmadillo just loves visitors. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2672 Being under "cave arrest" really BITES, dude! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2673 I’m a chewy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2674 I'd really love to go but...house arrest, you know? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2675 Thank God I didn’t train him to go for the throat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2676 No big deal. I have to wear it on my ankle while I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2677 I keep my word balloon empty. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2678 Lotus Shmotus 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2679 It's called an Arealasourus 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2680 Of course it qualifies as an Emotional Support Animal. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2681 Glad you’re here to photograph the next cover of my magazine, “making the most of small dark spaces”. Hope you don’t mind I’m still under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2682 It's just a stage. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2683 It's taken a while, but I think he's getting attached to me. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2684 Cave man's best friend! Isn't that what you said, Mom and Dad? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2685 Your hike has satisfied the commandment. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2686 ....and then Fred says to me "I did say Dino doesn't bite. That's not Dino!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2687 Mom, dad, are flush toilets invented yet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2688 It's a cave arrest glonktite. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2689 ...the Demerol will kick in before we board. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2690 See. My security system does work. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2691 We don't really get out much but have plans tonight. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2692 You know, I think he likes me 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2693 Yes, just now I'm in a pickle, but very soon it'll be in a stew. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2694 Think of him as a humane and lively leg trap. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2695 Um. Fred, that isn't what we meant by get a "live trap." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2696 I called pest control, but they said the asteroid should take care of this problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2697 He's very clingy, and has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2698 Cave living...who knew? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2699 I was probably going to die of rabies anyway. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2700 It's his way of telling me he's hungry. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2701 The pet store just had Hilary or Donald. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2702 My doctor thinks it's gout. All I know is my foot's been dragon. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2703 Sorry, can't go. As you can see I'm encumbered by the housearrestosaurus. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2704 It won't let be get a leg up on civilization. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2705 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2706 OUCH! My alligator shoes don't hurt THIS much! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2707 The vet said he has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2708 Those calcium pills are really working - I don't feel a thing! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2709 Chew toys haven't been invented yet, so I'm filling in. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2710 I let him in out of the cold and then he became attached to me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2711 I told him to beg, but he gets the 'b' and the 'l' confused. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2712 No, I think it's the platysaurus that has the poisonous saliva. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2713 I came up with a new phrase: “Bad Dog!” 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2714 The best option is a jaw relaxant. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2715 He can wag his tail too! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2716 It's not as painful as when that monkey was on my *back* 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2717 Did you bring an air pump? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2718 Does your caveowner's liability policy cover pet bites? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2719 I know, but dogs aren't invented yet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2720 Actually, here, it's a green-ball-shaped parasitic worm AND my best friend. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2721 I was teaching him to stay. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2722 This is what my husband gave me when I asked for dinosaur skin boots 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2723 Thank goodness he loses his baby teeth in a few days, I can't feel my toes.... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2724 His training is not complete yet. He's supposed to protect the cave from strangers. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2725 I'm under house arrest because the judge thinks I'm a flight risk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2726 Thank God my lawyer's a real T-Rex. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2727 Can I keep him?! Can I keep him?! Please, pleaee, please! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2728 I know they don't allow pets but he's hard to let go. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2729 All he eats is chicken. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2730 This isn't so bad. When he sleepwalks, that's the problem. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2731 No prison time, but I did get 6 months home confinement and have to wear this ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2732 I’m kinda over the locavore thing. Apparently he isn’t. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2733 Whatever you do, don't look at him. We're working with Caesar Milan. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2734 It's the latest Pandora anklet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2735 He thinks I'm his Momma 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2736 It's my new Ankylosaurus bracelet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2737 I can build a better mouse trap. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2738 Man's first eviction notice. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2739 Monitoring bracelet’s beginnings 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2740 Fluffy wants to go walkies. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2741 Don't keep him as an 'indoor pet'. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2742 I'm calling it a purse for now. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2743 You know I’d love to go, but tribal council has me under house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2744 It was house arrest for 30 days or work cleanup in the Mastodon quarry for a week. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2745 Some might say he gets very attached. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2746 I’ve been placed on house arrest . . . A mammoth mistake . . . 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2747 To be honest, I thought cave arrest would be a lot easier. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2748 He can’t find his chew toy 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2749 Only six months of home confinement, -which is way better than the public stoning I was facing. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2750 He's in the teething stage. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2751 He isn’t cave broken yet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2752 I've come up with another word for leg: bait. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2753 The pet store insisted he was a plant eater. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2754 He has separation issues 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2755 I thought we had agreed to ban leg hold traps? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2756 I named him Al, short for Albatross. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2757 I think it's called Foot In Mammoth Disease. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2758 There was a recall on the electronic ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2759 I feel her pain. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2760 I didn't intend to skip the school today. See, Danny didn't want me to go to school. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2761 I've got a meat grinder malfunction. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2762 The Flintstones reboot proved more challenging than anyone had anticipated. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22