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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'm the fitness guru. The wisdom guru is one mountain over. 1.8820 0.01429 2915 1059 1141 715
1 When I retired from Google they let me keep my chair. 1.8762 0.01480 2802 1054 1041 707
2 It's for my back. You have two more questions. 1.8753 0.01448 2936 1109 1084 743
3 No, but I can show you the path to a tighter butt. 1.8455 0.01609 2265 866 883 516
4 Before I settled here, I bounced around a lot. 1.8447 0.01451 2807 1081 1081 645
5 It turns out that inner peace is 95% core strength. 1.8341 0.01592 2309 899 894 516
6 Enlightenment? I'm just trying to achieve alignment. 1.8192 0.01396 2986 1187 1152 647
7 The keys to a long life are balance and color, but mostly staying away from the edge. 1.7991 0.01449 2768 1138 1048 582
8 You only get one question and you ask, "What's that?"! 1.7921 0.01482 2848 1248 944 656
9 I think there's a misunderstanding. I'm the Bally Lama. 1.7505 0.01700 2152 1004 681 467
10 It has nothing to do with the meaning of life. It's just more comfortable than sitting on rocks. 1.7475 0.02271 1018 428 419 171
11 Forgot your question, didn’t you? 1.7305 0.01503 2649 1245 873 531
12 Honestly, I stopped caring about the meaning of life after I got one of these. 1.7201 0.01500 2494 1146 900 448
13 Finally it dawned on me that I could sit on it INSTEAD of rolling it up the hill. 1.7112 0.01564 2341 1106 805 430
14 I'm strengthening my core beliefs. 1.7022 0.01788 1709 797 624 288
15 It’s not how far you fall. It’s how you bounce back. 1.6961 0.01798 1599 730 625 244
16 I am no longer between the rock and the hard place. 1.6898 0.01892 1583 770 534 279
17 Do you seek alignment? 1.6878 0.01569 2332 1147 766 419
18 Absalom, Abs Salon, who wouldn't make that mistake? 1.6872 0.01689 2046 1017 652 377
19 You just roll with it. 1.6840 0.01639 2073 1008 712 353
20 When the Geni asked me what I wanted, I told him "Enough green to have a ball and sit on top of the world." 1.6813 0.01904 1795 961 445 389
21 Enlightenment takes balls. 1.6792 0.01710 2079 1072 602 405
22 You must first find stability. 1.6744 0.02326 946 446 362 138
23 I'm living in a cave without light, heat or plumbing and you're asking ME for advice? 1.6713 0.01817 1877 991 512 374
24 So you're telling me that you traveled all this way to see, in person, the first colored object ever included in a New Yorker cartoon ? 1.6416 0.02002 1451 775 421 255
25 So Ray, the last thing I remember is my wife driving me to the airport saying, “You want a man cave? I’ll give you a man cave!” 1.6263 0.01872 1651 901 466 284
26 Cyber Monday impulse buy. 1.6252 0.02021 1262 650 435 177
27 Sisyphus. What’s yours? 1.6217 0.01922 1496 803 456 237
28 The key to happiness? Amazon prime. 1.6202 0.02447 911 487 283 141
29 He's off this week. I'm his cousin Bobby Lama. 1.6178 0.02402 955 515 290 150
30 Your reading way too much into it, son. Green's all they had left.. 1.6104 0.02582 788 420 255 113
31 I hope you brought something that removes Crazy Glue. 1.6096 0.02208 1140 626 333 181
32 The standing desk made me look like an asshole. 1.6084 0.02136 1269 713 340 216
33 No, no, I’m core muscles. The core values guy is the next mountain over. 1.6034 0.02057 1253 679 392 182
34 Meaning of life? No idea. But let me tell you about the importance of good posture. 1.6019 0.01909 1384 734 467 183
35 When I figured out how to make peas larger, the 'meaning of life' didn't seem so important anymore. 1.5998 0.02269 1072 596 309 167
36 They offered me immunity, and the fitness protection program. 1.5976 0.02164 1173 653 339 181
37 The meaning of life guru is in the other mountain. I'm the Pilates guy. 1.5971 0.01795 1653 907 505 241
38 At the moment, I'm inclined to think that the meaning of life is balance. 1.5911 0.01807 1514 810 513 191
39 Great news! Suffering is NOT the answer! 1.5896 0.02676 709 385 230 94
40 You should have seen the martini. 1.5830 0.02301 1084 631 274 179
41 Amazon drone delivery. I'm a recluse not a Luddite. 1.5826 0.02070 1217 677 371 169
42 Enlightenment is nice but abs are essential. 1.5782 0.02246 908 480 331 97
43 My advice is if you want to see the bigger picture, take a step back. 1.5747 0.02377 1044 624 240 180
44 My wife had the better lawyer 1.5712 0.02244 1082 626 294 162
45 None of your business. You may ask two more questions. 1.5582 0.02303 953 544 286 123
46 Are you here to fix the Wi-Fi? 1.5576 0.02348 981 578 259 144
47 Look, I’m sorry it took you 3 years to get here but I’d still prefer a red one. 1.5505 0.02804 654 381 186 87
48 Eat, pray, love, bounce. 1.5492 0.02278 976 566 284 126
49 The secret of life is to sit up straight and keep away from the edge of the cliff. 1.5476 0.02438 820 469 253 98
50 The secret of life is balance, my son. 1.5474 0.02690 623 345 215 63
51 Welcome to Mount Olive 1.5437 0.02435 892 532 235 125
52 Exactly. I'm off my rocker. 1.5419 0.02354 930 550 256 124
53 So I said "Alexa, I get back aches at work" and the next day this arrived. 1.5341 0.02857 586 340 179 67
54 You should have seen the martini. 1.5317 0.02548 837 515 199 123
55 The secret to life? Don't sit in a cave for 25 years. It gives you hemorrhoids. 1.5307 0.03173 537 330 129 78
56 It turns red when I'm enlightened. 1.5295 0.02551 814 497 203 114
57 One question, and then I gotta bounce. 1.5246 0.02522 772 460 219 93
58 I had no idea it would bounce this high! 1.5231 0.02664 715 433 190 92
59 Of course serenity is important, but so is good posture. 1.5205 0.02471 732 423 237 72
60 It's all about balance. 1.5203 0.02557 713 419 217 77
61 Sometimes a green ball is just a green ball. 1.5199 0.02583 729 436 207 86
62 The wisdom you seek comes in five bold new colors. 1.5194 0.03060 516 308 148 60
63 It's a Sherpa Posturepedic. 1.5168 0.02799 685 429 158 98
64 Believe it or not- Medicare covers the ball. 1.5161 0.02637 684 408 199 77
65 Son, life is not always so black and white 1.5157 0.02786 607 361 179 67
66 That hat looks ridiculous. 1.5107 0.02752 654 400 174 80
67 Happiness is knowing that you can always bounce back. 1.5100 0.02677 653 391 191 71
68 I'm the second to try a bouncy ball on a mountain cliff. My late wife was the first. 1.5086 0.02854 641 402 152 87
69 The secret to life is balance. 1.5080 0.02731 624 374 183 67
70 You'll need to exit through the gift shop. 1.5080 0.03671 376 233 95 48
71 Sorry but I decided not to sell it after all. 1.5078 0.02932 638 409 134 95
72 I call it the "Emerald Sitty." 1.5076 0.02942 591 368 146 77
73 I have no words of wisdom, but my back feels better. 1.5068 0.02675 588 340 198 50
74 Yes, I always swallow my bubble gum. Why do you ask? 1.5064 0.03018 624 407 118 99
75 No, I'm the fitness-ball guru; the meaning-of-life guru is one mountain down. 1.5056 0.02693 621 369 190 62
76 Welcome to low impact wisdom. 1.5046 0.02964 539 327 152 60
77 The lotus position is so yesterday. 1.5042 0.02768 601 361 177 63
78 You just roll with it. 1.5033 0.02846 604 372 160 72
79 At this altitude the hard part is blowing it up! 1.5017 0.02740 594 354 182 58
80 Seek oneness, embrace truth, and lift with your legs not your back. 1.5000 0.03792 290 169 97 24
81 I find that being comfortable is better than being enlightened. 1.4991 0.02852 559 337 165 57
82 It's all a question of balance. 1.4981 0.02974 522 317 150 55
83 Advice? Don't swallow the green gum! 1.4955 0.03171 559 369 103 87
84 No, I haven’t seen your ball. 1.4945 0.03064 550 351 126 73
85 Not all answers are black and white 1.4904 0.02969 520 319 147 54
86 Welcome to the Sherpa Image. 1.4878 0.03412 449 291 97 61
87 Turns out this is not the answer. 1.4843 0.03245 413 251 124 38
88 Karma, schmarma! All I know is that my hemorrhoid pain is a thing of the past. 1.4839 0.03103 498 314 127 57
89 So, you wish to find peas? 1.4821 0.03343 448 288 104 56
90 A rolling stone does gather moss. 1.4813 0.03163 428 260 130 38
91 Forget about the meaning of life, did you bring the air pump? 1.4812 0.03216 480 308 113 59
92 The meaning of life? Pearls of wisdom? Good grief, man! I'm sitting on a ball and living in a cave... 1.4776 0.03368 469 311 92 66
93 That Lotus position was killing my knees. 1.4774 0.03135 465 291 126 48
94 I call it my sham rock. 1.4714 0.03263 437 278 112 47
95 You look ridiculous in that hat. 1.4713 0.03495 401 260 93 48
96 Balance 1.4698 0.03399 430 281 96 53
97 what? i should sit on a rock? 1.4687 0.03361 431 280 100 51
98 I think, ergonomic I am. 1.4687 0.03798 335 217 79 39
99 Simply put my son, stay on the ball. 1.4667 0.03221 420 263 118 39
100 Turns out that hollow emptiness I felt was just sciatica. 1.4662 0.03395 414 268 99 47
101 I'm almost in good enough shape now to get down from here. 1.4647 0.04320 241 153 64 24
102 Sitting cross-legged brings you arthritis, not wisdom. 1.4637 0.03382 386 244 105 37
103 Beats the hell out of a rock. 1.4634 0.03258 410 258 114 38
104 It's ALL about balance, son. 1.4633 0.03307 395 248 111 36
105 Last time the Green Giant came through I just had to take a pea. 1.4612 0.03577 399 267 80 52
106 Alignment precedes enlightenment. 1.4612 0.03377 399 256 102 41
107 Sure, I had wisdom but my back was killing me. 1.4610 0.03427 397 257 97 43
108 No secret, just roll with it. 1.4602 0.03340 402 257 105 40
109 You didn't get the text? Yoga class was canceled. 1.4602 0.03421 389 250 99 40
110 After forty years of meditation, I am certain of one thing. A stationary stone gathers moss. 1.4596 0.03261 396 248 114 34
111 I can teach you to sit, but I cannot teach you to think. 1.4596 0.03261 396 248 114 34
112 Yes, yes, the meaning of life, sure, but first, let me bounce something else off you. 1.4594 0.03253 394 246 115 33
113 Did you happen to bring a large martini glass? 1.4592 0.03533 392 259 86 47
114 I was hoping you'd bring a really big martini. 1.4585 0.04199 277 183 61 33
115 No, that's the next mountain over. I'm a personal trainer. 1.4557 0.03530 384 253 87 44
116 Nah. Amazon Prime. Got it the same day. 1.4536 0.03597 377 251 81 45
117 In life, the most important thing is balance. 1.4533 0.03387 375 239 102 34
118 Balance. Literally. 1.4515 0.03436 361 230 99 32
119 The secret to happiness? Balance. 1.4511 0.03665 348 229 81 38
120 One day, son, this will all be yours. 1.4511 0.03722 368 250 70 48
121 It helps my core beliefs. 1.4500 0.03639 360 239 80 41
122 Not everything is black and white. 1.4482 0.03573 357 234 86 37
123 You're looking at the rolling stone that gathered moss 1.4479 0.03521 355 230 91 34
124 How do you know the ball is really green? 1.4461 0.03513 343 220 93 30
125 I'd be willing to trade it for toilet paper. 1.4457 0.03669 350 233 78 39
126 Don't ask me—I'm a fitness guru. 1.4457 0.03602 350 230 84 36
127 You can order it online from my website. 1.4451 0.03700 346 231 76 39
128 Maximus. Gluteus Maximus. 1.4421 0.03580 337 219 87 31
129 It's not THE secret, but it helps with your posture. 1.4398 0.03567 332 215 88 29
130 When I show you my abs, you will understand. 1.4398 0.03463 332 211 96 25
131 It's all about finding the right balance. 1.4398 0.03489 332 212 94 26
132 Yours?? Can you describe it? 1.4398 0.03931 332 230 58 44
133 Okay, grasshopper. Now guess how I inflate it. 1.4394 0.03902 330 227 61 42
134 The secret is that The New Yorker pays more for cartoons with color. 1.4394 0.03582 330 214 87 29
135 My major concern is how to make 10.000 steps a day 1.4390 0.03848 328 223 66 39
136 Life is short. Have a ball. 1.4381 0.03548 331 214 89 28
137 No, no. This is the mountain for finding your inner peas. 1.4369 0.03848 325 221 66 38
138 Balance is the key. 1.4344 0.03522 320 205 91 24
139 I'm afraid I'm just his receptionist 1.4327 0.03612 312 202 85 25
140 Oo, no, the wisdom and inner peace guy is actually on the EAST mountain top. This is Bob’s Discount Balls Emporium. 1.4327 0.03966 312 215 59 38
141 But the key to true happiness is probably guard rails. 1.4325 0.03843 289 190 73 26
142 This is my invention; my brother did the wheel. 1.4323 0.03824 310 208 70 32
143 You have come all this way to ask me what I have learned in my time up here.Well let me just say , not everything in this life is black and white. 1.4304 0.03606 309 200 85 24
144 Just seeking and getting in touch with your core isn’t enough. You need to strengthen it too. 1.4300 0.03622 307 199 84 24
145 The meaning of life? Next mountaintop on your left. 1.4295 0.03784 305 203 73 29
146 True wisdom is not leaving the ball outside on a windy day. 1.4295 0.03951 305 209 61 35
147 Take one step back and your troubles will be over 1.4290 0.03915 303 206 64 33
148 No really, Amazon Prime like totally changed my life. 1.4290 0.03942 303 207 62 34
149 It’s all yours, if I can have your parachute. 1.4281 0.03968 306 211 59 36
150 I don't know about enlightenment, but I can fix your lower back pain. 1.4257 0.03490 296 187 92 17
151 In any event, I very much appreciate your bringing me back the ball. 1.4257 0.03893 296 200 66 30
152 Why doesn't the New Yorker get it's time correct for when the contest is over? This has been 3 weeks where y'all have messed up the times. 1.4257 0.04494 296 222 22 52
153 I'm having a ball. You? 1.4252 0.03912 294 199 65 30
154 Nope, I haven't seen it. 1.4247 0.03979 299 206 59 34
155 Oddly enough, posture is the key to happiness. 1.4241 0.03797 290 192 73 25
156 It beats sitting on a rock. 1.4241 0.03828 290 193 71 26
157 You must work on your core beliefs. 1.4227 0.03879 291 196 67 28
158 Colorblind huh ?? Sorry ... red is one mountain over. 1.4211 0.04210 285 202 46 37
159 Everything isn’t black and white. 1.4211 0.03842 285 190 70 25
160 When it turns green, you're enlightened. 1.4201 0.04516 219 149 48 22
161 Mount Olive. 1.4199 0.03945 281 190 64 27
162 I have no idea, I'm a personal trainer. 1.4179 0.03921 280 189 65 26
163 The balance you seek requires solitude, meditation, and the abnegation of all worldly goods. Or you could just buy one of these nifty balls. 1.4179 0.03921 280 189 65 26
164 Dear New Yorker caption contest, the image will not load on any device. This has been a dark time in a season of joy. Please fix this immediately, or I will be calling the FBI. Thank you, and good day "sir." 1.4173 0.04524 278 207 26 45
165 I do not know the meaning of life. All I have learned is how not to roll backwards. 1.4173 0.03807 278 184 72 22
166 Yes, that's it: Life's a ball! 1.4173 0.03773 278 183 74 21
167 I used to be a Guru, but now I'm the Bouncer. 1.4161 0.03845 274 182 70 22
168 ...BUT, a rolling medicine ball DOES gather moss!! 1.4161 0.04366 274 198 38 38
169 My mother always told me not to swallow my bubblegum. 1.4154 0.04102 272 188 55 29
170 Ah, it sounds like you were seeking 'The Cave of the Red Ball'. 1.4154 0.04168 272 190 51 31
171 I needed some stability in my life. 1.4129 0.03795 264 173 73 18
172 The secret to happiness is The Bomba Chair, just $19.95 plus shipping and handling. 1.4120 0.03983 267 181 62 24
173 Well, Sisyphus was an inspiration, sure. But the idea was all mine. 1.4120 0.03912 267 179 66 22
174 Who cares about eternal peace and happiness. My back's never felt better! 1.4104 0.04046 251 169 61 21
175 Sorry, class was yesterday. 1.4094 0.04382 254 181 42 31
176 Happiness comes from the core. 1.4093 0.04142 259 179 54 26
177 It started as a small rolling stone but then it gathered a lot of moss 1.4086 0.04201 257 179 51 27
178 I need to work on my core beliefs. 1.4086 0.03978 257 173 63 21
179 Sorry, that was your one question... 1.4086 0.04164 257 178 53 26
180 Peace is good too, but what I said is that you should maximize peas in your life. 1.4056 0.04144 249 171 55 23
181 Yup, that's all there is. A green ball. To sit on. 1.4024 0.03974 246 165 63 18
182 The meaning of life? Stay balanced. 1.4016 0.04079 244 166 58 20
183 I see you have come seeking balance. 1.4016 0.04201 244 169 52 23
184 I think it really ties the cave together. 1.4016 0.04079 244 166 58 20
185 Just because you have bad karma doesn't mean you need to have bad posture. 1.4016 0.03814 249 164 70 15
186 We can't see the polar bears because: 1) White-out snow storm; 2) Someone left the cage open; 3) The bears ate the photographer; 4) They're extinct because of global warming. Or the New Yorker IT team is forgot to post the cartoon. 1.4016 0.04759 249 189 20 40
187 Since we saw you last, it's gathered moss. 1.4008 0.04124 247 170 55 22
188 After seventy five years in the lotus position, this is as close to nirvana as I'm going to get. 1.3992 0.03948 248 167 63 18
189 Hey, I play with a bouncy ball on a mountain top--and you're asking me for the meaning of life? 1.3983 0.04173 236 162 54 20
190 This will do until my standing desk arrives. 1.3975 0.04301 239 168 47 24
191 You want wisdom and I want a bicycle pump... let's talk. 1.3975 0.04135 239 164 55 20
192 Engage your core and the rest will follow. 1.3974 0.04109 234 159 57 18
193 Turns out lotus position does nothing for core strength. 1.3948 0.04163 233 160 54 19
194 Let me guess - you're also looking for Skywalker. 1.3939 0.04276 231 161 49 21
195 I'm working on my core wisdom 1.3930 0.04026 229 154 60 15
196 Takes a load off fanny. 1.3930 0.04257 229 159 50 20
197 There is no meaning to life, that's why I'm here. 1.3884 0.04411 224 159 43 22
198 Most people just want advice about back pain. 1.3874 0.04055 222 150 58 14
199 Wisdom doesn't matter if your back hurts. 1.3867 0.04258 225 157 49 19
200 Are you here for spiritual advice or the gym? 1.3864 0.04278 220 153 49 18
201 I am working on balance and stability. What are you seeking? 1.3864 0.04278 220 153 49 18
202 Balance, my son...balance. 1.3864 0.04229 220 152 51 17
203 I think you might be colorblind. 1.3853 0.04154 218 149 54 15
204 Have you brought the Preparation H? 1.3846 0.04235 208 142 52 14
205 My standing desk comes next week. 1.3843 0.04075 216 146 57 13
206 The lotus position was killing my lower back. 1.3843 0.04429 216 153 43 20
207 Do I look like I have the answers to the universe? 1.3843 0.04573 216 156 37 23
208 Be the ball. 1.3832 0.04256 214 148 50 16
209 55 years I was up here and nothing. Then I get this ball 2 months ago and BOOM! Enlightenment. 1.3832 0.04256 214 148 50 16
210 Fitness is one of my core beliefs. 1.3832 0.04152 214 146 54 14
211 We'll start with your core values. 1.3832 0.04205 214 147 52 15
212 Just sittin' on the rock by the cave, wasting time. 1.3832 0.04458 214 152 42 20
213 Ball? What ball? 1.3821 0.04230 212 146 51 15
214 Living off the grid doesn't mean you can neglect your core. 1.3821 0.04283 212 147 49 16
215 I have it and you don't. That, my friend, is existential. 1.3821 0.04437 212 150 43 19
216 Why the fuck can't The New Yorker get its caption contest updated and current? 1.3810 0.04857 210 157 26 27
217 You've come all this way, but the answer is on Google. 1.3810 0.04414 210 148 44 18
218 I'd offer you a seat, but it rolled down the mountain yesterday. 1.3802 0.04590 192 135 41 16
219 It keeps me balanced and humble with a little touch of shame. 1.3791 0.04345 211 148 46 17
220 I’m a nomad, so I bounce around a lot. 1.3791 0.04293 211 147 48 16
221 Have you tried turning it off, then back on again? 1.3768 0.04454 207 147 42 18
222 The secret of life? One ball is enough. 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
223 Mindfulness by itself gets a bit tedious. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
224 Are you the Zumba instructor? 1.3756 0.04484 205 146 41 18
225 Life is about balance. 1.3744 0.04235 203 140 50 13
226 It beats resting on my laurels. 1.3744 0.04349 203 142 46 15
227 As soon as this thing hatches I'm out of here. 1.3731 0.04599 201 145 37 19
228 Hemorrhoids 1.3731 0.04563 193 137 40 16
229 You shoulda seen Sisyphus pushing this thing up here, what a klutz! 1.3719 0.04520 199 142 40 17
230 If you would just take one step backward, your life is guaranteed to change. 1.3719 0.04685 199 145 34 20
231 It has nothing to do with the meaning of life. Green was 50% off. 1.3719 0.04229 199 137 50 12
232 What good is enlightenment without a ripped core? 1.3706 0.04550 197 141 39 17
233 Turns out, it is all about your core. 1.3706 0.04663 197 143 35 19
234 I finally found Life's true balance - and for $19.95, so can you. 1.3706 0.04607 197 142 37 18
235 I came for the solace, but stayed for the rock-solid abs. 1.3706 0.04256 197 136 49 12
236 Free shipping from Amazon Prime. Why do you ask? 1.3706 0.04550 197 141 39 17
237 Your contest-cartoon #598 is not displaying; please reload it 1.3692 0.05228 195 152 14 29
238 The secret of life? Good posture. 1.3692 0.04405 195 137 44 14
239 My advice is to roll with it. 1.3692 0.04345 195 136 46 13
240 You look disappointed. 1.3692 0.04752 195 143 32 20
241 Pain is inevitable. Bouncing is optional. 1.3692 0.04465 195 138 42 15
242 The answer is simple, but uncomfortable. 1.3692 0.04465 195 138 42 15
243 The secret to life my son is "you gotta have balls". 1.3692 0.04582 195 140 38 17
244 And you may find yourself on a big green ball in front of a cave, and you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get here?" 1.3687 0.04474 198 141 41 16
245 Dave's not here, man. 1.3684 0.04785 190 139 32 19
246 Happiness is a yoga ball chair. Nirvana is two day shipping. 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
247 "No, they live next door". 1.3665 0.04821 191 141 30 20
248 No philosophical importance, I just like green. 1.3665 0.04465 191 135 42 14
249 Amazon Prime. No more questions. 1.3665 0.04764 191 140 32 19
250 I too have pondered over who draws this stuff. 1.3665 0.04821 191 141 30 20
251 The Pilates sign in sheet is at the bottom. 1.3665 0.04646 191 138 36 17
252 And remember the importance of a regular colonoscopy. 1.3665 0.04526 191 136 40 15
253 My journey from suffering began with free shipping. 1.3665 0.04465 191 135 42 14
254 I finally realized that the secret to happiness is not sitting on a rock. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
255 Since I started using it they now call me the Abdominals Showman. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
256 I don’t know about the secret of life, but it’s great for the glutes! 1.3646 0.04321 192 134 46 12
257 They said you strike a nice balance between CrossFit and Buddhism. 1.3636 0.04652 187 135 36 16
258 Amazon.com--Where else? 1.3636 0.04713 187 136 34 17
259 When they said I'd won the Powerball, I didn't expect *this*! 1.3636 0.04652 187 135 36 16
260 My disciples are easy to spot. 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
261 The secret to success is to always be on the ball. 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
262 No, but it is the secret to lower back pain. 1.3622 0.04623 185 133 37 15
263 Honestly, all I've been thinking about lately is how great my lower back feels. 1.3607 0.04390 183 128 44 11
264 I'll answer that, but it counts as your one question. 1.3607 0.04656 183 132 36 15
265 If you are seeking core spiritual values he is on the next mountain over. I specialize in core muscle groups 1.3607 0.04525 183 130 40 13
266 Adds a whole new meaning to 'going green', doesn't it? 1.3607 0.04458 183 129 42 12
267 I’m the guru—you’re not—and I’m telling you it WILL hatch. 1.3591 0.04624 181 130 37 14
268 I invented it. The tough part was finding a mountain goat with a big enough bladder. 1.3591 0.04690 181 131 35 15
269 One word: Balance. 1.3591 0.04624 181 130 37 14
270 Life is a question of balance 1.3591 0.04420 181 127 43 11
271 Achieve balance without meditation. 1.3591 0.04755 181 132 33 16
272 "Simon says 'Take two steps backward'". 1.3575 0.04590 179 128 38 13
273 We're the only cave in the area with a complete Pilates studio. 1.3575 0.04590 179 128 38 13
274 Dinosaur eggs, Bub, that's the future: Dinosaur eggs. 1.3575 0.04451 179 126 42 11
275 Before enlightenment, you must work on your core. 1.3575 0.04521 179 127 40 12
276 Happiness? Happiness is a 500-gallon martini. 1.3559 0.04760 177 129 33 15
277 This way I can achieve enlightenment and build core strength at the same time. 1.3559 0.04410 177 124 43 10
278 They said I could take only one personal item. 1.3556 0.04702 180 131 34 15
279 Spin class has been cancelled today. 1.3543 0.04796 175 128 32 15
280 Constantly cultivating a sense of balance is an essential path to enlightenment--especially when you live on a high mountain ledge. 1.3539 0.04461 178 126 41 11
281 Big sign. Two miles back. You can't miss it. 1.3526 0.04691 173 125 35 13
282 It's a mood rock. 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
283 With core strength comes wisdom. 1.3523 0.04635 176 127 36 13
284 Sisyphus doesn't live here. 1.3523 0.04345 176 123 44 9
285 OK, but make it quick. My personal trainer will be here any minute. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
286 I learned the hard way not to use this thing too close to the edge. 1.3509 0.04870 171 126 30 15
287 Have you come to burst my balloon? 1.3509 0.04870 171 126 30 15
288 You're early. Zumba doesn't start until 4. 1.3509 0.04653 171 123 36 12
289 It helps me achieve inner balance... and rock-hard buns! 1.3509 0.04653 171 123 36 12
290 Please tell me you brought Preparation H. 1.3506 0.04878 174 129 29 16
291 Care for a highball? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
292 Welcome to Google headquarters. 1.3491 0.05050 169 127 25 17
293 I just got tired of constantly pushing it back up the hill. 1.3491 0.04836 169 124 31 14
294 You just missed my pilates class. If you hurry you can still make Heat Yoga on K2. 1.3491 0.04836 169 124 31 14
295 What color did you think it would be? 1.3491 0.04612 169 121 37 11
296 We specialize. I'm the lower-back wise man. 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
297 So, you were expecting a burning bush? 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
298 Meaning of life? Do you think if I knew the meaning of life I would be sitting on a rubber ball in the middle of nowhere. 1.3478 0.05158 161 121 24 16
299 I didn't leave everything in Silicon Valley. 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
300 It works my abs even while having an out-of-body experience. 1.3476 0.04705 164 118 35 11
301 I’m guessing you’re not here for sunrise yoga? 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
302 Actually, I’m having a ball. 1.3473 0.04489 167 118 40 9
303 So you came seeking core wisdom? 1.3473 0.04874 167 123 30 14
304 It's a part of our core traditions. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
305 They told me to follow the bouncing ball. And here I am. 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
306 Along with enlightenment, I have washboard abs. 1.3473 0.04947 167 124 28 15
307 No, sorry, I haven't seen a ball around here. 1.3473 0.04947 167 124 28 15
308 I CAN'T ENTER THE CONTEST YET; THE CARTOON *STILL* DOESN'T SHOW UP. VERY FRUSTRATING 1.3473 0.05367 167 130 16 21
309 It is a pea from the giants from the next valley. 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
310 Sorry, your Groupon has expired. 1.3471 0.05024 170 128 25 17
311 Does this look infected to you? 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
312 Why? Because they were out of Adirondack chairs, that’s why..... 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
313 Alexa! Turn on Visitor Lighting 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
314 I hear you're the guy to see for gigantic martinis? 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
315 It's actually easier to be a fitness guru. 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
316 The 'meaning of life' is the next mountain over. I teach yoga to the sherpas. 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
317 Enlightenment? I'm seeking chicks in yoga pants. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
318 My yoga teacher suggested it. 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
319 I recommend it. You may not achieve nirvana, but you'll definitely have better posture. 1.3434 0.04333 166 116 43 7
320 The best advice I can give you is, don't swallow bubble gum. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
321 Amazon. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
322 May I interest you in a pair of Birkenstocks? 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
323 The key is finding stability. 1.3416 0.04235 161 111 45 5
324 I have Amazon Prime. 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
325 What? You didn't really expect to see a wise man sitting on a rock, did you? 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
326 It’s how I found balance. 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
327 Turns out inner peace can be bought at Walmart for just $9.99. 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
328 You're on the wrong mountain. This is Crossfit. 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
329 I just do core, you're on your own with the beliefs. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
330 Before you sit on a sticky sphere, my son, be sure the glue is not permanent. 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
331 I've transcended the lotus position. 1.3415 0.04531 164 117 38 9
332 And Tuesdays after prayers we have one hell of a dodgeball game. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
333 I have no idea, really. It was green when I found it, and it's still green. You only have two more questions. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
334 It turns out the secret to true happiness is Amazon Prime. 1.3397 0.05104 156 117 25 14
335 It helps to restore my balance with the universe. 1.3397 0.04501 156 110 39 7
336 My personal trainer says this makes the meaning of life less painful. 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
337 A bit iffy on the meaning of life, but a definite thumbs up on the yoga ball. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
338 My son, when hemorrhoids speak the wise listen. 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
339 I'm sorry you had to come all this way just to verify that, yes, I am on the ball. 1.3395 0.04564 162 116 37 9
340 It helps to maintain core beliefs. 1.3395 0.04564 162 116 37 9
341 They are the secret to happiness. But only the green ones. 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
342 You should see what I do with the giant carrot. 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
343 What's it all about? Balance and stability. 1.3377 0.04440 154 108 40 6
344 It strengthens my spiritual core. 1.3376 0.04743 157 114 33 10
345 +"You really have halitosis. Mind taking a step back?" 1.3376 0.04829 157 115 31 11
346 The meaning of life is the next mountain, I teach core strengthening. 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
347 You're asking the wrong questions. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
348 Never buy the lifetime membership. 1.3375 0.05085 160 121 24 15
349 We’ve gone green. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
350 Years in the lotus position can really mess up your low back. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
351 Sometimes the truth hurts. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
352 Thank you for bringing my exercise ball back up the mountain. I hope it wasn't any trouble. 1.3355 0.05119 155 117 24 14
353 Are you the proctologist I sent for? 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
354 The meaning of life? Have you tried Pilates? 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
355 The meaning of life? Maintain good posture and work on that core! 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
356 \You should see the Martini. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
357 Ready to roll when you are! 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
358 Well, yes. But I am a fitness guru. 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
359 Everyone has gone green -- even Zeus is driving a Tesla. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
360 I find that my advice, while less profound, is more practical. 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
361 Well, I tried a standing desk, but then I realized...no desk! 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
362 ...then I figured out I could inflate it after I got up here. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
363 Amazon Prime, Baby! 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
364 The secret to a happy life is to have a ball. 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
365 'I'm just as surprised as you are. I thought I placed an order from My Pillow.com. 1.3333 0.04819 153 112 31 10
366 The path to enlightenment can be hell on the lower back. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
367 Amazon Prime 1.3312 0.05216 154 118 21 15
368 The secret to life is balance. 1.3311 0.04672 151 109 34 8
369 I generally use it when I get tired at my standing contemplation desk. 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
370 We’re all fitness gurus now. 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
371 I gave up everything I know and love to live in solitude and work on my core without people making fun of me and you track me down anyway? Fuck you! 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
372 I don't know, but it's not climbing a mountain and asking an old man sitting on a big, green bowling ball philosophical questions. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
373 Fifty years on the mountain and I finally decided to go green. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
374 Well, full lotus is proving a humbling experience. 1.3289 0.04708 149 108 33 8
375 This thing saved my ass! 1.3289 0.04708 149 108 33 8
376 In the morning, my wife sits on the egg. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
377 Down the mountain and back must've been at least 10,000 steps. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
378 The answer you seek is 'drone deliveries'. 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
379 Never eat broccoli while chewing bubble gum. 1.3289 0.05424 149 116 17 16
380 Welcome my son. You have discovered the seat of all wisdom. 1.3288 0.05333 146 112 20 14
381 What ball? 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
382 Amazon is amazing. 1.3265 0.05389 147 114 18 15
383 Engage your core beliefs. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
384 The last guy also brought kale chips 1.3265 0.04545 147 105 36 6
385 Go ahead Bounce something off me 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
386 You should have seen the Martini it came out of. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
387 Of course I've achieved liberation, but I mainly do this for my abs. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
388 On your way up, did you notice if there were any packages for me down there? 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
389 The secret to happiness is having a gimmick convincing-enough to fool people into thinking you have the secret to happiness. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
390 Covfefe? 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
391 What did you expect? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
392 The secret to life is to find what makes you happy. For me, it was this comfortable seat. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
393 Sitting cross-legged hurts my back. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
394 "You think it's boring up here"? "I'm having a ball". 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
395 It's really helped me find balance. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
396 It's done wonders for my posture. 1.3217 0.04505 143 102 36 5
397 Got it with my Amazon Prime Rewards ... these slippers, too! 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
398 Find some balance. Have a ball. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
399 It's part of my "Go Green" initiative. Although, I'm now a big fan of "Preparation H". 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
400 It changes color every time I fart. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
401 The secret to relaxation my son is to sit on your balls. 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
402 The Wisdom involves not accidentally rolling down the hill. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
403 Welcome to Paleo fitness. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
404 Birkenstock. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
405 At this point, for me, it's mainly about sitting and being as comfortable as possible. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
406 The secret of life? If they're out of red balls, buy a green one. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
407 I'm balancing my Chakras 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
408 Son, for the last time, quit using that GPS thing and try a little common sense. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
409 I can't tell you, it's patent pending. 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
410 At this altitude whoopee cushions are awesome 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
411 When the itching started, it was the size of a lentil 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
412 It centers me. 1.3165 0.04455 139 99 36 4
413 That's all you need to know. Never swallow gum. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
414 I'm the only guru in these parts who offers inner peace AND awesome abs. 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
415 The secret to life is to have a ball. 1.3165 0.05407 139 108 18 13
416 Spiritual balance is one mountain over. 1.3143 0.04429 140 100 36 4
417 I dispense "alternative" wisdom. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
418 I'm working on my core beliefs. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
419 It's a balancing act when you're always on edge. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
420 Just consider this, seeker. Because the artist painted this ball green, this entire page will now have to be printed in color. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
421 Focus on balance. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
422 Donald who ? 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
423 If it is comfort and lumbar support you seek I am not your guru. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
424 Welcome to Himalayan Hermit Spa. I'm your yogi, Bouncing Joy. 1.3111 0.05409 135 105 18 12
425 Yes, the ascetic life has changed with Amazon Prime. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
426 I traded a guy the secret of life for the secret of a happy lower back. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
427 The answer was right under my butt the whole time. 1.3111 0.05409 135 105 18 12
428 I'll give you the answer AFTER you bring me the Preparation H. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
429 I'd invite you in, but the women are in there getting ready for the ball. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
430 That's it? "Sit on it?" 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
431 Most people think I achieve it through meditation. 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
432 I can't help you. You voted for him. Wanna buy a yoga ball while your here? 1.3111 0.05409 135 105 18 12
433 Lose the hat. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
434 Don't ask. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
435 I would offer you a seat, but my other one rolled down the hill. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
436 I'm still working on the meaning of life, but my abs have never been tighter. 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
437 First, you must learn to be the ball. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
438 It's called Assisted Levitation. 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
439 This is nice, but I was really hoping for a fidget spinner. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
440 I am sorry, but no one knows what a bitcoin is. 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
441 Well, I don't know about your life, but for me the secret is Amazon Drones. 1.3088 0.05374 136 106 18 12
442 Turns out the key to happiness is killer abs. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
443 Yes, my son, the truth is Amazon delivers here. 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
444 You’ve heard of “The Princess and The Pea”? 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
445 You here for enlightenment or Pilates? 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
446 The real exercise came from trying to roll it up the mountain. 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
447 One day shipping! 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
448 It gives me a sense of well roundedness. 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
449 That's what everybody wants to know. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
450 Congratulations. You've reached the corner pocket. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
451 I'm also on the faculty at Bowling Green University. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
452 I hope, when it hatches, it doesn't look like Trump. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
453 Never bounce too high! 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
454 It took me and Sisyphus working together to get this up here. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
455 The key to Nirvana is strong abs. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
456 It is an environmentally friendly hemroid. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
457 Don't you just love Amazon Prime. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
458 Tough to submit a caption when no cartoon shows up. Too bad there's no way to let you know. 1.3053 0.05825 131 106 10 15
459 The meaning of life for me includes a comfortable place to sit. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
460 Are you looking for this? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
461 I'm working on a sequel called "James and the Giant Pea" 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
462 You are not a patent lawyer, by any chance? 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
463 Balance 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
464 Dude! You made it! Welcome to my MAN CAVE! 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
465 Amazon. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
466 Wisdom alone does didly-squat for your posture. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
467 To find your center you must work on your core. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
468 Got helium? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
469 Free shipping with Prime! 1.2992 0.05513 127 100 16 11
470 It is always wise, my son, to take a step forward before you take a step back. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
471 What green ball ? 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
472 Inner peace begins with inner core strength. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
473 Amazon Prime. It's The Way. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
474 Everyone gets it wrong. It's not "strong core beliefs", it's a "belief in a strong core". 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
475 No. I haven't seen a green ball. 1.2992 0.05513 127 100 16 11
476 It has no meaning, it's just a comfortable green ball. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
477 I said I knew the secret of LIME 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
478 My medicare plan paid for it 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
479 My nephew sent it to me for Hanukkah! 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
480 Your mom said not to swallow your chewing gum. This is why. 1.2984 0.05608 124 98 15 11
481 I love being a recluse but you wouldn't believe how uncomfortable sitting on rocks is. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
482 May I interest you in a Time Share? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
483 My Pilates instructor said it was better than the Lotus Position. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
484 First make sure you remove the toothpick. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
485 No picture; no caption. 1.2984 0.06057 124 102 7 15
486 I find it keeps me centered and balanced. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
487 Secret to happiness? Have a ball!! 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
488 Thank You. We have received your caption submission. Check back on Monday, Jan 8, 2018 to vote on caption finalists. 1.2960 0.05795 125 101 11 13
489 Because it's there. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
490 Are you here for the Pilates class? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
491 It takes balls to live alone, young man. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
492 . . . and this month, we will waive the initiation fee, which is usually $299. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
493 Many people Confucius with Zumba these days. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
494 Of course I also have free weights in my man cave. I'm not some kind of Neanderthal. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
495 You'll understand the secret of life when you come inside the cave and see the martini glass. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
496 Did you bring my standing desk? 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
497 If you think this is big, you should have seen the martini that came with it. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
498 They ran out of gray ones. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
499 No, I do not have a large green ball you could borrow. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
500 We lost the pearly gates and fancy furniture during the remodel, but my core strength has never been better. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
501 Did you remember to bring my resistance bands? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
502 Actually, I mostly just use it when I'm online. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
503 Please hurry and ask your question, my bladder feels like it's going to burst. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
504 I used to shun the material world... until I got a case of hemorrhoids like you wouldn't believe. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
505 I fart into it. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
506 It’s all about balance... and core strength. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
507 The purple was discontinued. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
508 The listing clearly stated unfurnished. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
509 What did you think I meant when I said “have a ball?” 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
510 You tell them that I may live alone in a cave but I've not lost my marbles. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
511 What is your question for the Oracle of Pilates? 1.2917 0.05601 120 95 15 10
512 Now all I need is a cubicle. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
513 It basically feels the same as levitating. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
514 Did you remember the bicycle pump? 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
515 Ah, just my luck! A traveling proctologist! 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
516 You could have just face-timed me, you know. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
517 Mavis in HR recommended I get one. 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
518 Do you have a reservation? 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
519 We are all seeking balance in the universe, my son. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
520 You can only do so many kegels. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
521 You came all this way just to burst my bubble. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
522 The meaning of life? Two words ... Amazon Prime! 1.2917 0.05601 120 95 15 10
523 Enlightenment? That's two mountain ranges over. Here it is all about working on your core. 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
524 Amazing. Only $9.99 online. Free shipping. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
525 I don't know the meaning of life but I know the discomfort of hemorrhoids. 1.2881 0.05785 118 95 12 11
526 The meaning of life? Find a way to live with regret. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
527 I'm off the grid, and on the ball. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
528 Take two steps back, say Om twice, and you will reach paradise. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
529 The deepest enlightenment is grounded in good ergonomics. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
530 The secret of life is not to roll off the cliff. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
531 To deflate the ego, you must first inflate the chair. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
532 You, too, will bounce back. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
533 That's how I roll. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
534 I’m saving it for my gin and tonic 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
535 Can I give you some ergonomic advice. 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
536 I was doing just fine sitting on a rock, but then the hemorrhoids came... 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
537 I'm working on my abs. What's the meaning of your life? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
538 I know what you're thinking, but this office isn't like other offices you've worked in. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
539 I believe in mind-body-booty balance. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
540 Turns out the universe is more forgiving than granite. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
541 My wife says when it hatches I can return home. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
542 Before I found this ball, I thought it was all about persevering through pain. But now my back feels great, so I don't really know. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
543 Take one step back and I will tell you the meaning of life. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
544 Ever since the world went black & white, everyone's been interested in my ball. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
545 Actually, it just gets down to core values. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
546 I give hard core advice. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
547 It helps with the hemorrhoids. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
548 For a hermit, I'm really on the ball. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
549 The wisdom lies within you. And, with the repeal of net neutrality, I am compelled to say this message is brought to you by the Green Gumdrop Company. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
550 Enlightenment comes in many shapes, and mine was round. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
551 Have you brought an offering, a foam roller perhaps? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
552 Well it's about time! This thing is about to hatch! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
553 Are you a serious mountain climber, or just a social climber? 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
554 Wisdom is tough on the hip flexors. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
555 Gwyneth Paltrow told me it's good for my core. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
556 I'm like, "My back, my back!" and he goes, "Try this", and I'm like, "What?", and he's like, "You sit on it", and I'm like, "Whatever, dude". 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
557 The last installment on the mortgage for this place is a balloon payment. I'm sitting on it until then. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
558 I came in search of inner peace, but settled for improved stabilizers. 1.2807 0.04580 114 84 28 2
559 I rejected worldly wisdom, which claims that the ball must be red. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
560 Advice? You want advice? Find a job with a defined benefit pension or spend your retirement years answering silly questions! 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
561 The lotus position is so 2017 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
562 For true balance in life, we can only strive. Six-pack abs, however, are attainable. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
563 So did you read about us on the Internet? 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
564 Balance.... that is the key my son. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
565 It makes it feel just like I'm sitting on top of the world. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
566 Would you be perturbed if I asked you to return this one and get the red one instead? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
567 Before enlightenment comes balance. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
568 Balance in the universe can be yours too for only $19.99 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
569 I ordered blue. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
570 A voice said "get on the ball." 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
571 My Pilates instructor said it would help keep me centered. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
572 I'm saving up for a treadmill desk 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
573 The answer to your question is, Sciatica. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
574 It combines my Tao of Balance with my Killer Abs in 60 Days. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
575 I have no idea, but I do know the meaning of a strong core. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
576 Stay here. You'll have a ball. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
577 Oh, only until its mother returns. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
578 I'd ask you to stay for dinner but it's not ripe yet! 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
579 I need to strengthen my core philosophy! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
580 Meditation is great for mindfulness, but it wasn't doing much for my core. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
581 Spoiler alert: life has its ups and downs. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
582 You must first attain stability in order to find peace. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
583 The secret is, when it turns red, you're done. 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
584 I don't know, it's just weird. I feel like I'm in one of those New Yorker cartoon caption contests? You?? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
585 Move on, nothing to see here. There really is nothing to see here. Again! No cartoon, no caption, no fun. Get your technology fixed. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
586 When I moved away from the lotus position, I tried a standing desk, but felt stupid. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
587 It should hatch any day now. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
588 Pilates for beginners starts next month. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
589 True happiness was getting out of the that cubicle chair. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
590 Working on peas on earth. Big time. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
591 It's pretty comfortable here once you get used to the inflation. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
592 My therapist recommended it 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
593 Sorry man, the 9 o'clock class is full. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
594 Admittedly, the Paleo Diet holds some surprises. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
595 Why do I sit on a green ball? That is a good question. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
596 My wife says it adds a little color to the place. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
597 Thanks, Sisyphus! 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
598 I'm Barry Richards. I called about the AirBNB. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
599 Stay on the ball. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
600 The answer you seek is to find balance in all things. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
601 Infinite wisdom provides no protection from hemorrhoids. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
602 It's an Irish hemorrhoid. 1.2752 0.05955 109 89 10 10
603 Balance is key when you are living life on the edge. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
604 It's called a fitness ball. It came with an exercise video. Once I get electricity, a TV and a VCR, I'll learn how to use it. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
605 My teachings are now on YouTube, but you can only get the merchandise here. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
606 I would tell you what the meaning of life is now but you'd be disappointed. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
607 The secret to happiness is olives. Great. Big. Green. Olives. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
608 It's for the hemorrhoids. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
609 My advice? Get one of these. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
610 First off, it's not ripe yet. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
611 You came here with questions? I'm just trying to stay balanced myself. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
612 Ah. Two words of wisdom, my son: One is, Sitting is the new smoking. The second, Full beards are back. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
613 Core values? You've come to the right place. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
614 Senior aerobics changed my life. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
615 "Utopia....It's the next mountain up"..... 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
616 Don't stare at me like that, Danny Shanahan drew this stupid cartoon. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
617 You couldn't google that? 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
618 Would you mind taking the garbage down to the curb for me? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
619 “Dave’s not here”. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
620 It’s like lotus position for older folks. It’s called pea pose. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
621 Doug claims the red one compromises my credibility. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
622 Are you the new fitness instructor? 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
623 They say I've lost my marbles. But, hey, I've still got this one! 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
624 Engage your core, being. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
625 Cross legged on stone gets old after a while. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
626 Green is good. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
627 Sorry—it became mine when it entered my airspace. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
628 'Greetings traveller, would you like to see my abs?' 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
629 Wisdom? Never trust hermit cannibals who live in caves. Whom you are alone with. With no witnesses. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
630 Nope, still my turn. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
631 Sorry you came all this way. Amazon has the answer for $19.99 with free shipping, 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
632 I get that a lot. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
633 I'll never be too old to rock n' roll. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
634 I haven't been troubled with hemorrhoids ever since I quite sitting on a rock. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
635 I've long sought a life of balance. Who knew I'd find it on Amazon?! 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
636 Making us sit cross-legged the whole day was found to be in violation of California labor law. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
637 Sorry I misled you about the meaning of life—that was the hemorrhoids talking. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
638 Answering dumb questions is stressful. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
639 Wisdom and washboard abs are not mutually exclusive. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
640 It keeps me balanced. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
641 Have you come to exercise your demons? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
642 This is how Sisyphus got his 6-pack abs. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
643 It helps keep me balanced. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
644 this is easier to move 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
645 You're early. It'll hatch next week. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
646 Very well, I will share with you the secret of life, but not my hoppity hop. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
647 The key to life? Balance. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
648 It helps my sciatica. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
649 I'm sorry, my guest ball blew away. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
650 Basically, this makes me look smarter than I really am. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
651 I also take advice. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
652 Seek balance. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
653 My mindfullness has increased by over 25%. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
654 Strengthening my core turned out to be my core belief. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
655 I know, you're wondering which came first, the yogi or the ball. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
656 It was delivered by drone. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
657 I'm in my 'life-has-no-meaning-so-buy-stupid-crap' phase. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
658 Why? It helps me contemplate the perfect martini. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
659 The past couple of years have convinced me that enlightenment is just comfort. 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
660 I'm waiting for the drone to return with the users guide. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
661 Here's some wisdom: the next person to ask if I am 'on the ball' dies. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
662 The last guy was a Pilates instructor. 1.2621 0.06008 103 85 9 9
663 Actually my life lost all meaning after developing a rare form of hemorrhoids. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
664 Eat more fiber. 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
665 It's a splash of color in an otherwise monochromatic world. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
666 Avoid blue balls. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
667 The "standing cave" arrives next week. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
668 So sorry - I specialize in CORE truths. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
669 No. I haven't seen your big green pea! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
670 Sonny, I've had a ball all my life. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
671 OK, it may not be the meaning of life, but it's good for your core. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
672 Red, would be ostentatious 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
673 Wow. You really did follow the bouncing ball. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
674 Are you here to find your core? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
675 Mindfulness is great, my son, but real meaning is found in a solid core. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
676 Wilson and I have been trying to spice things up a bit 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
677 I’m working on core values. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
678 Since I retired, I'm having a ball! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
679 Sky Mall 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
680 It beats the lotus position. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
681 Nirvana is reached only when the buns are firm 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
682 Correction! You're allowed to keep *one* earthly possession. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
683 Enlightenment begins with the tiresome display of superior knowledge. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
684 The Middle Path requires a strong core. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
685 Are you here for the yoga class? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
686 And then God created back-pain. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
687 The last pilgrim was a physical therapist. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
688 I'm thinking of having it surgically removed after the holidays! 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
689 What did you think was meant by rebuilding the core of who you are? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
690 It only came in green. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
691 I had a choice of colors. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
692 I can't believe you didn't bring the pump! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
693 It was free with my ergonomic keyboard 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
694 The secret is finding balance. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
695 No, it's unfurnished but the beanbag and the view more than compensate for it. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
696 Amazon Prime, of course. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
697 This is how I find my balance. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
698 Perfect! Now bring me one of those standing desks and we've got a deal! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
699 Hemorrhoids 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
700 I found my truth in "Amazon Prime". 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
701 You must let go of almost everything. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
702 “I don’t think living at this altitude has had any major side effects. Why? What have you heard? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
703 Nothing else sparked joy. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
704 It's the last color before I go clear. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
705 It looks like bouncing, but I assure you it's levitation. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
706 You probably think I'm going to say this ball is the secret to a life well balanced; actually, I'm afraid to move because I might roll off the cliff. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
707 Focus on the core. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
708 I'd get off to welcome you, but it's filled with helium. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
709 It keeps me rounded. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
710 I assume you are seeking a more balanced lifestyle? 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
711 Yes, unfortunately, the secret to life is just a giant olive 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
712 It's less comfortable than it looks 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
713 Core strength is the key to enlightenment. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
714 Enlightenment means nothing without a shredded core. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
715 Yeah, I’ll be down, just waiting for the Commandments to hatch 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
716 Hi my name is Sisyphus. Don't believe what one says about me... 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
717 I used to use a real boulder in my Easter re-enactment but this is much more springy! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
718 Fully equipped gym, exercise machines, spa, sauna, the works. First month free, interested? 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
719 The secret of life? Flexibility in a changing workout. 1.2551 0.06035 98 81 9 8
720 Good question. Um, you wouldn't happen to have some Preparation H in that knapsack, would ya? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
721 Amazon Prime. 2 Days. and you? 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
722 Is this what you were looking for? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
723 You won’t believe how strong my core is now. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
724 That's how I roll. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
725 I realized the lotus position wasn't strengthening my core. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
726 Yes, it does ease the 'Get back up after you fall'-thing but I've also increased the strength and flexibility of my pelvic girdle musculature. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
727 Got no wisdom for you, Dude, but I teach a Pilates class. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
728 My doctor said it will shrink in the mountain air. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
729 Wisdom? It means learning to bounce back. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
730 Step back and enjoy the view. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
731 I'm strengthening my core principles. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
732 In all things 'balance' . . . and Amazon Prime. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
733 The secret of life is...never swallow your bubble gum. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
734 Worst Gift Ever 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
735 Not only is it softer, it rolls inside a lot easier than the rock. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
736 Its my Wilson. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
737 Five stars on Amazon. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
738 Yes, my child. I will share with you my secret for attaining balance in all things. $39.99 at Amazon. Also available in red and blue. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
739 You can get my "Life-in-Balance" ball at the monastery gift shop. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
740 The Jolly Green Giant left it. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
741 The secret of life? You have to be on the ball! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
742 I'd like an estimate for a total remodel. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
743 Turns out your mom was right: good posture is important. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
744 Sedeo Ergo Sum 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
745 Where's the pizza? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
746 You just gotta remember to keep away from the edge. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
747 This is the authentic Blarney Stone. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
748 Did you come to take a pea? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
749 Go downward dawg. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
750 Our enlightenment must be founded upon core strength. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
751 I'm just taking a break from my standing desk. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
752 I don't know the meaning of life but sitting on this ball got rid of my hemorrhoids. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
753 Before, everybody would come up to ask about the meaning of life. Now they all ask about the green rock. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
754 I just do aerobics classes now. The guy with the personal advice is on the next mountain. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
755 Are you here for my 5am yoga class? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
756 They say green will stimulate much needed calmness in the brain after the new tax law passes. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
757 Only two more years of this and I earn a Bitcoin. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
758 I'm not sure I'm going to prophet from this. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
759 The celibacy part was easy. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
760 The meaning of life is having a ball. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
761 It’s all about finding that perfect work-life balance! 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
762 In this economy, you learn to settle for greener postures. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
763 It's a conversation piece. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
764 "The answer lies in your core strength". 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
765 Well, my new stand-up desk is on backorder. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
766 The mountains will bring you enlightenment, this ball will train your core. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
767 First, you must bring me a shake weight 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
768 Come for the enlightenment, stay for the pilates. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
769 I'm trying to find my inner balance. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
770 So, you see, Sisyphus was simply asking the wrong question. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
771 I've already tried the Preparation H. You got any other suggestions? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
772 The secret of life is finding balance. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
773 The bed of nails wasn't available on Prime. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
774 Two words: Good posture. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
775 The wife's been nagging me to join her gym. We struck a deal. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
776 I'm a beta tester for Amazon Prime Air. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
777 ... and all that was left of the Hulk was a single testicle. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
778 Isn't Amazon Prime awesome? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
779 Sorry, you got the wrong mountain. I'm a personal trainer. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
780 It's all about core values. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
781 The key to life is to stay balanced. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
782 Just roll with it. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
783 That's right, the meaning of life is good posture and a strong core! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
784 I fear it's not my navel I spend time contemplating but my hemorrhoids. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
785 There are no really great answers. I find I'm happiest when I sit on something that is green. 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
786 Balls are superfluous until given a purpose. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
787 The origin of all wisdom is the core. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
788 Thank You. We have received your caption submission. Check back on Monday, Jan 8, 2018 to vote on caption finalists. 1.2447 0.06179 94 79 7 8
789 I decided to redefine what working on your core values means. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
790 It's easier exercise than going back down the mountain. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
791 Before I got this ball I thought my chakras were aligned . 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
792 The answers you seek lie in a well-maintained gluteus maximus. 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
793 It's good for my posturing. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
794 Life's a ball. Roll with it. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
795 They're just more fun than standing desks. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
796 Yes, I know, but they were out of taupe. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
797 The answer lies within your core values. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
798 You just missed Richard Simmons 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
799 It's added a new bounce to my steppe. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
800 Uncomfortable yes, but an improvement over the boulder. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
801 You and Amazon are the only ones to every find me 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
802 Bet you wish you had one too. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
803 I should sit on Rocks waiting for you people wanting the Meaning Of Life? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
804 I went with green because blue sent all the wrong messages. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
805 This is much better than the ball and chain I used to be with. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
806 Of course you must renounce all worldly goods. Why does this trouble you so? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
807 Welcome, my son - and now you may ask me any question about core strengthening. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
808 To learn the secret of life, you must first develop strong core beliefs. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
809 Thanks. My wife has an eye for color. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
810 One must strive to find the right balance ball. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
811 So after I attained Nirvana, I figured I'd try for a six-pack. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
812 You say hemorrhoid... I say bean bag... 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
813 Well, here we balance the meaning of life. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
814 Posture!!! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
815 Amazon.That's the secret! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
816 Where's my fucking smoothie, Paul? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
817 I’d go with the blue, but this is the New Yorker. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
818 Did you bring my latte? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
819 The little woman told me to, ‘Sit on it’. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
820 Amazon. 2 day delivery. Plus, I can sleep on the cardboard box. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
821 The answer my son is Amazon Prime 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
822 The meaning of life? Personal survival with globally shared humility. And an exercise ball. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
823 You should have seen them deliver the treadmill to the cave! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
824 Yes, I AM Sam. How did you know? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
825 Surprise! The meaning of life was core strength all along. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
826 Mind and body as one. Plus free shipping. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
827 Thanks for coming, Doc. Did you bring any hemorrhoid medication? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
828 It comes with a lifetime guarantee to perfect your posture. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
829 C'mon! It's fun! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
830 Pictured: Whiteout conditions at the New Yorker. 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
831 Roy Moore? Seriously?! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
832 Two-day shipping by drone, actually. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
833 I’m hoping for full enlightenment or a treadmill desk. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
834 Don't tell me. For years, you've been bouncing from guru to guru. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
835 Seek the correct size to get the most benefit for your core. Many people use the 65cm red ball, but 75cm is the path to true alignment. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
836 Improving core strength is the answer to all your questions. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
837 Sorry, I can’t help you with the secret of life. The secret of hemorrhoid relief, however.... 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
838 "I am keeper of the world's largest gum ball".. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
839 You are the 15th person this week to ask “what to do about 45.” I’ll give you the same answer - I don’t know - I didn’t vote for him. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
840 The doctor said it's good for my hemorrhoids. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
841 I changed my mind. Can you take this stability ball back and exchange it for a blue one? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
842 Sitting cross-legged is so old school. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
843 The meaning, my son. Sitting on an avocado doesn’t mean it’s going to hatch. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
844 Yes, it’s improved my posture *and* unblocked my chakras – plus, I just love the color. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
845 Yes, your waze brought you to the only Pilates class in this region. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
846 Amazon now is a lifesaver up here. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
847 I order a sofa and you bring me this!? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
848 I don't know, but I can tell you the meaning of good posture. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
849 Peace, love, and charity. And tight abs. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
850 So, you say you found the top of the world from Trip Adviser? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
851 I got it with free delivery from Amazon Prime. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
852 What did you think you'd find up here -- a couch potato? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
853 It's the secret to sciatica. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
854 Because it's there. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
855 Turns out the meaning of life is finding a comfortable seat. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
856 This ball seat has been a godsend since I tweaked my back with those commandments. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
857 Meaning of life? Balance. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
858 Its called color. Do you think it may catch on??? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
859 Congratulations, Sisyphus you succeeded! 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
860 It keeps me centered. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
861 The lotus position is for suckers. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
862 Great question. When I am stumped I always ask Alexa or Siri 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
863 No, it’s as uncomfortable as hell; I’m only sitting on it so it doesn’t roll off the edge. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
864 Yeah, it's supposed to be good for your back - but again, you could have just looked this up on the internet. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
865 You try this on top of a mountain and tell me it's not the meaning of life. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
866 Get the right size ball. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
867 Could you deliver a message to my chiropractor? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
868 So, you have come seeking the secret to core strength. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
869 The secret of happiness is a big green ball. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
870 I had to leave the red one on the ark 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
871 The Meaning of Life? No idea. I’m the guru of workout fads. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
872 Bring any hash? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
873 Because I like the way it bounces, and sitting cross-legged sucks. Next question is double, fifty bucks. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
874 Your journey to bitcoin ownership has just begun. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
875 Enlightenment? First, you must help set up the Wi-Fi. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
876 It's important to work your core. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
877 No jobs available. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
878 Strengthen your core. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
879 The secret to life is to have a cush for your tush 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
880 I got tired of the wandering in dessert cardio. 1.2333 0.06330 90 77 5 8
881 I like to put a bounce in my wit and wisdom. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
882 If you step back a little you will achieve karma. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
883 Thank God! I've been wondering when someone would arrive. What's going on down there? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
884 It beats the boulder I was using. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
885 I have these in seven colors, but Sunday is green. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
886 Ours is a twofold path toward enlightenment and away from hemorrhoids. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
887 The key to happiness in life is finding a comfortable place to sit. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
888 Guess how much gum I swallowed! 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
889 It's all about bouncing back. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
890 I can't tell you the meaning of life, but sitting on this is great for your abs. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
891 I never get blue balls. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
892 So, once the hemorrhoids developed I foolishly thought my life of quiet contemplation is over. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
893 Thanks for retrieving it. The dog's afraid to leave the cave. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
894 It turns out the path to enlightenment is through Zumba while listening to Katy Perry. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
895 The secret to life is strengthening your core. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
896 Helps me 'think green'. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
897 Sorry, I only stock them in green. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
898 The answer to life? Cogito, ergo nomics. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
899 I’m sitting on a gigantic emerald mine. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
900 Hermeticism wreaks havoc on the posture. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
901 Now I can impart wisdom and the path to six-pack abs. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
902 And now, my son, I will share with you my core beliefs. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
903 Your password please. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
904 Black Friday deal with prime delivery. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
905 I am also thinking about getting a treadmill cave. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
906 I'll tell you the secret of life if you bring me a bike pump. This thing is hard to inflate at this elevation. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
907 $28 from Amazon in two days. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
908 This is the company's newest drop-in shared work location. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
909 But if you want to strengthen your core beliefs, that's okay too. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
910 I call it Yogi Yoga. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
911 That's how I found my inner and outer balance. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
912 Treadmill desks now? This is the first I’m hearing about it. Do you think you can get one up here? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
913 I can't see this week's cartoon. I think the link is broken. This seemed like the fastest & easiest way to let you know. 1.2299 0.06269 87 74 6 7
914 It's a lot easier than pushing a rock. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
915 Nowadays, people climb mountains to strengthen their core not their minds. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
916 The secret to life is a really big martini every evening. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
917 it's just a green ball. It has no meaning. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
918 The serpent is on vacation, but asked me to give you his offer: You can possess all knowledge in the green sphere if only you walk 3 steps backwards. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
919 You may ask me three stretching techniques. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
920 2 day delivery with Amazon Prime and they even inflated it for free! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
921 The answer is in the core. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
922 Never order the asparagus appetizer. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
923 It matches the carpet and the drapes." 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
924 My dropping out to develop a new cannabis strain is vicious gossip. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
925 I think I booked your place on Airbnb. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
926 My core beliefs are really about my abs. All else is a distraction. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
927 The secret to life? Ergonomics! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
928 Gym membership includes our rock-climbing wall. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
929 It works better than my crystal one. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
930 The secret of life is most often revealed by meditating upon giant martini olives. 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
931 The meaning of life, you ask. It's finding your own peas on earth. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
932 Sorry, but the Pilates class is at 27,729' feet. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
933 If anyone asks, you found me sitting in the lotus position on a craggy rock. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
934 Green is the new grey ... 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
935 And the 11th is “Thou shalt work thy core whilst sitting.” 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
936 I have no idea, but I've never been more ripped. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
937 It was sit on this or wear an albatross around my neck. 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
938 Think not in muted Earth tones. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
939 Sorry, no. But I do know the secret to a stronger core. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
940 Well, not THE answer, but AN answer. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
941 Wise Man say - Ball come in one's yard, keep ball. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
942 You wouldn’t believe how it changes my perspective. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
943 I finally caved and got one 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
944 Sure it's affordable and quiet, but it's all downhill from there. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
945 What I asked Santa for was a stand-up desk! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
946 I order online and a drone delivers before I can even start a fire. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
947 I don't know, but I can tell you the benefits of a strong core. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
948 A little gift from the previous truth seeker. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
949 The secret of life is good posture. Your mother may have mentioned it? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
950 I listened to a late night commercial - and Medicare paid. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
951 Actually, I do have hemorrhoids, why? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
952 I carefully and thoroughly checked on the order's rules on poverty and it said nothing at all about big inflatable balls. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
953 So let me get this straight Sisyphis. You’re gonna roll it down the hill, and you want me to bring it back up. And that is how many calories? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
954 We're Going Green! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
955 I was looking for work-life balance. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
956 The secret to living a full life is always being on the ball. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
957 Well, you can't really get a treadmill desk up a mountain. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
958 What kind of person would stand all day? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
959 Didn't you see the "No Solicitors" sign at the bottom of the hill ? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
960 The secret to happiness is to have, when possible, a ball. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
961 Yep. Attitude over altitude. Mind over matter. All that stuff. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
962 If I sit on it, it ripens faster. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
963 Sorry, I don't dispense wisdom on the secrets of life anymore - turns out I didn't know what the hell I was talking about. But I can tell you how great this ball has been for my lower back pain. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
964 Absolutely no admittance without your Hoppity Hop! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
965 We found that while the spirit is being energized, the core was being neglected, so we now offer a two-fer special with your choice of color for the stability ball. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
966 Got a pump in that pack? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
967 It may look ridiculous, but it helps me address core issues. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
968 I trust you've brought an air pump? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
969 Yes, I do have only one testicle and it is large and green, but very comfy. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
970 Finders keepers, losers weepers. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
971 The secret to happiness is solitude, meditation, and ergonomic seating. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
972 Wisdom is found among the infomercials; happiness is rock-hard abs 1.2235 0.06346 85 73 5 7
973 Are you here to fix my stair climber? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
974 You think it's going to hatch? 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
975 meaning of life? dude just save your own butt! 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
976 What I really need is a standing desk. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
977 Strengthen your core and seek no more. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
978 The nice man from National Geographic sent it to me to modernize the place. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
979 You have traveled far, my son...Yes, I swallow bubble gum and blow bubbles from my nether region. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
980 Sciatica. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
981 Know any good urologists? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
982 I've learned that the ultimate secret for a happy life is to prevent hemorrhoids. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
983 My ergonomics guy says it’s the secret to happiness. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
984 The secret of life is to always keep color in your cheeks. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
985 I don't care that 'literally climbed a a mountain' to get here, our yoga studio doesn't give refunds if you miss a class. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
986 Yoga's a drag. 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
987 How else would meditating strengthen the core of your being? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
988 It will break your fall. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
989 Yup, this is where you end up when you follow the bouncing ball. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
990 Sign up for a free trial membership, and I'll throw in some Zumba classes. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
991 We pride ourselves on being the only incubator in the valley for people over thirty. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
992 I'm having a ball up here! 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
993 I just bounce around from cave to cave. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
994 The one thing I can engage in is my core strength 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
995 Meaning of life, not really. But I do have rock hard abs. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
996 Off the grid and living as green as possible. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
997 I expect it to hatch any day now. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
998 No, the reds are two mountains East of here. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
999 ...and next time, bring me a yoga mat! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1000 That wasn't the kind of balance we were talking about. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1001 You know, Well-being is all about one’s core strength. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1002 If I had a parachute, I would have used it long ago. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1003 Eternal bliss, in a variety of colors, can be yours for $24.99. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1004 My publicist said it would message to a younger demographic. And here you are! 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1005 We over-estimated suffering. Much of life is cross-fit. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1006 And now that I have answered your most profound questions, let me share with you the quickest way back down the mountain. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1007 If you seek a firm, well-rounded foundation with a greener future—try Amazon, I got this one for $20. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
1008 It only came in green. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1009 After age 60 the hula hoop is no longer the pathway to happiness. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1010 Good news, my son, - there is a heaven. Bad news - you're leaving Thursday. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1011 What's the matter? I wanted a blow-up DOLL. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1012 Does it come in Grey? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1013 I put it on eBay because we don’t go to the beach that often. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1014 It's good for the glutes, but you need to add some upper body work if you want to achieve true enlightenment. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1015 Eat only the green M & M's. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1016 Does wonders for your back. That meditation pose is a killer. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1017 It's not just marketing hype -- my core is tighter than it's been in years. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1018 left it all to seek spinal rectitude 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1019 Secret to happiness? Free two-day shipping! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1020 Arial yoga is at 9:00 am with Kevin. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1021 I’ve had enough of this cave. Let’s bounce. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1022 I'm sorry but the Green Ball Cave Lounge is for members only. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1023 I don't know about life but I can tell you the meaning of good cardio. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1024 Where the hell is the cartoon?? 1.2195 0.06726 82 72 2 8
1025 After so many years striving toward nirvana, Amazon Prime began to look much more achievable. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1026 You need to achieve balance. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1027 Its my secret Santa gift from the guru at Everest. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1028 Feel free to take the escalator down. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1029 Turns out this is all you need for balance in your Life. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1030 To become enlightened, you must first balance yourself 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1031 When you're enlightened, even hemorrhoids are fun. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1032 Pondering life's mysteries can give you hemorrhoids. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1033 It's part of my "roll with the punches" line of health products available at yogi.com. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1034 Exercise balance and balance exercise. I recommend both. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1035 The dragon will be back shortly> I am just keeping this guy warm. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1036 In exchange for my sage advice, would you send up a colo-rectal surgeon? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1037 Guru? Me? No, I'm just a BASE jumper who lost his nerve. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1038 Oh Grasshopper, the secret of the universe is enormous peas, not inner peace. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1039 A strong core keeps me from falling off the mountain. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1040 Googling the answer to the secret for great posture would have been far faster 1.2195 0.06262 82 70 6 6
1041 You should be glad you arrived before my Lululemon order was delivered. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1042 Ball is life. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1043 Yes, there really was a princess. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1044 Once they're released, weather balloons are fair game. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1045 I was going to get a red physioball but I heard Trump won and they were out of blue balls! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1046 The secret to life is a well rounded foundation. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1047 He hates when I carry-on... 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
1048 And then after that, we just keep rollin' along. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1049 Standing on the edge, Larry determines whether he should listen to another lonely monk's hiking joke about green balls, or take the 5,000-foot plunge to his untimely death. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1050 Whoopee, my own grandson come to see me! Looking to get your ball back? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1051 It lets me offer more bounce for the buck. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
1052 What's your return policy? I thought I ordered grey. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1053 I'm having a ball! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1054 Actually, it belongs to my pet seal 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1055 The secret of life is great abs. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1056 Free overnight delivery from Amazon 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1057 The secret to a happy life is a comfortable ass. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1058 It counts as active minutes on my fitbit. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1059 Perhaps you have recently seen me on "YouTube". 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1060 Sure you can buy them online, just got to 'thelumbarloft.com,' they deliver by drone - and it sure beats sitting on a rock I can tell you. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1061 It's the little things like not being on the ball that throw us off course. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1062 The secret of life? Sitting on stones is for suckers... 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
1063 I wanted one of those standing desks, but couldn't arrange delivery 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1064 Why should I when I can sit and be fit? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1065 The usual guru quit because of sciatica. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1066 They call it the Barco-Lounger of the Alps..." 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1067 Sorry--my class is BYOBall. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
1068 Getting on top is the easy part. Staying there is another! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1069 The secret is to just breathe. It makes the inflation process go faster. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1070 No, I have NOT lost all my marbles! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1071 No, I only want the weather channel 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1072 My psychiatrist calls it Empty Cave Syndrome. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1073 The secret of life? - always provide yourself a comfortable seat. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1074 My advice? Find thee a comfy place to park thine ass. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1075 Oh that? It's a Brontosaurus egg. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1076 You just missed a fat guy with a blond comb-over. All he said was, "I get it!" 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
1077 I know no universal truths; I’m just happy to be off the grid. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1078 Welcome to the Swiss Ball Ashram. Would you like the day pass or the weekly pass? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1079 They didn't have it in watered-down-ink gray, only green. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1080 They should have told you to bring your own Yoga ball when you signed up. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1081 A divine inspiration suggested that the lotus position on cold, hard rocks was not good for my hemorrhoids. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1082 Now it's time to focus on your core. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1083 To have a strong mind you need a strong back. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
1084 Yes. They’re Tevas. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1085 Balance? No, the secret of life is great abs. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
1086 It comes from a Texas Bubble Gum Machine. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1087 Truth is, you need to grow up. By your age it should all be about the children by now. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
1088 It's made of a hairball my cat coughed up.Would you like to meet him? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1089 Since I got my balloon, my serenity as well as my hemorrhoids have improved. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1090 Happiness is a comfortable place to sit. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1091 Feeling unbalanced? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1092 Seriously. The only secret to a happy life is a happy spine. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1093 Don’t go, Marcus. I’ve changed. I swear! I have a chair coming next week. This is just my transition ball. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1094 I've been working on my core. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
1095 I was sceptical, too. Until I tried it. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1096 When a 50 foot dragon tell you to sit there and wait, that's what you do! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1097 Going green - have to start somewhere! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1098 No secret! It's GREAT for your core! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1099 Balance is key. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1100 The fool says 'You can't hatch a grape.' The wise man says the same thing, but not while standing so close to the ledge. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1101 I wish I could offer you a place to sit, but I'm in the middle of my workout. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1102 ...then I opted for the quiet life...but that was two thousand years ago... 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1103 It's comfy, sure, but you'd better not doze off 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1104 I found an ancient copy of Photoshop back in that cave. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
1105 When you're a zen master, they never get blue. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1106 The answer lies in your core. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1107 This will be the year you bounce back 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1108 To achieve true enlightenment, you must first strengthen your core. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1109 After leading the Jews to the promised land, God got me this green ball 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1110 Yes, I'm a Prime member. How did you know? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1111 I hadn’t realized how har out of alignment my chakras were 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1112 Wisdom? Oh heck no, Google put me out of that business years ago. Good luck getting down. Do you like my ball?? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1113 Core muscles, core beliefs, meh. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1114 It’s my one-hundred-fifty-pound lime-hued scrotum. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1115 Really? You come all this way and all you have to say is, 'I can't believe it!' 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1116 Oh, the yoga ball? Just a little concession from HR. Some of the gurus were threatening to sue after corporate began requiring us to sit up here all day so that no matter who arrives, we look like we were already expecting them. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1117 It is not inner peace you seek, but a killer core. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1118 It would be more comfortable moss covered but that's just not the way it rolls 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
1119 It’s called the Mindfulness Ball. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1120 Make sure not to step back 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
1121 Know this, my son - sitting on a green ball is not the secret of life. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1122 Engage your inner core. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1123 The key to eternal peace starts with a brightly colored stretch ball. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1124 Make your question a quick one. I am late to spin class. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1125 Simon says take one step backwards. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1126 Generous contributions keep the ball green. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1127 You're here for the 5pm Core Enlighment Workout? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1128 What you seek? It's all a matter of balance. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1129 Did you bring an air pump? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1130 I'm minding it for an extinct friend. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
1131 Sit on your cash until the bubble bursts. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1132 The guest chair rolled down the mountain. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1133 It like totally shreds your chakras. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1134 Two-day shipping! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1135 ...free drone delivery with Amazon Prime! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1136 Seek Yoga pants. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1137 Thanks for bringing something that rolls. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1138 The answer, my son, is a balanced life. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
1139 The previous hiker gave me something called bubble gum 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1140 The seat of wisdom? Nah! Hemorrhoids. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1141 He who seeks the meaning must first strengthen his core. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1142 At last, I have found the ultimate: An organic rock 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1143 White cat drinking milk inside the light at the end of the tunnel... Blank... NO weekly cartoon came thru... 1.2078 0.06752 77 68 2 7
1144 This really helps my posturing! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1145 What do you mean you didn't bring a pump? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1146 Yes, it's a beach ball. Got any other questions? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1147 You should've called. The Cave is all booked. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1148 It's all about the core. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1149 Medicare approved it for my back. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1150 Thou shalt work thy core 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1151 Yes, it IS a giant green M&M. Why do you ask? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1152 The secret to life is don't sit on cold rocks. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
1153 Getting it out of my ear was the life-changer. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1154 I don't know about the meaning of life, but this ball does wonders for my back. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1155 Now if you’d like to receive the latest updates on the Commandments, please pull out your own tablet and subscribe to my listserv. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1156 This helps me when I'm thinking about bouncing some ideas off the big questions. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1157 I traded all my material possessions for it, plus it strengthens the gluts. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1158 First Yeti! Then an abominable snowman! Now a large green chicken! When will these urban legends ever end? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1159 Meaning of Life? I am just a long-term tester for exercise balls. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1160 Yes, that's the secret to a happy life, good posture. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
1161 Thank you for bringing back my ball. It has a mindfulness of its own. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1162 for me . . . life is having a ball. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
1163 It will take me a while to figure out how to sit with my legs crossed on this thing. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1164 Sisyphus wasn't as serious about his fitness. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1165 Cogito Ergo Dynamic 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1166 Its considered mid-century modern 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1167 You from FedEx? I am expecting an air pump - from my GoFundMe account. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1168 I asked Alexa for a climbing wall and... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1169 Get your judgement off my mountain 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1170 Comfort facilitates enlightenment. Is that okay with you? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1171 Thanks for coming. I can show you my new line of green spherical furniture. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1172 You must choose your color and inflation pressure. Also, no more sauerkraut. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
1173 It’s my latest life hack. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
1174 Never be envious of another person's seat of power, especially if it's green. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1175 When it's this cold they really do turn blue. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1176 I can't dispel the darkness, but if you want firm and toned glutes, I'm your guru. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1177 Beats rock-climbing! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1178 My decorator insisted on a touch of color. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1179 I don’t do eternal wisdom anymore - now I impart the secrets of a strong core. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1180 Just drop it into a 12 foot tall glass along with five gallons of gin and you've got yourself a helluva martini. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1181 It's not comfortable enough to be considered a luxury. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1182 You think climbing here was a challenge? Try balancing on this! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1183 When it hatches, I’ll be able to watch The Dinah Saur Show live again! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1184 It helps me achieve balance. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
1185 Remember, this is a no judgement zone. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1186 Even jedis need to practice their balance sometimes. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1187 You must use the strength of your core to find true balance. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
1188 Use the strength of your core to find true balance. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1189 It's not easy being God. You try sitting an exercise ball near the edge of a cliff. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1190 I call it cave-life balance. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
1191 It's great for strengthening my core. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1192 Well, you did come here for better balance in your life. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
1193 Cherries?? No, life is a bowl of olives. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1194 To get solid answers you must first get solid core. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1195 Beats a flagpole 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1196 I hope you brought lunch. I'm hungry. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1197 Sometimes I sit n think, but usually I just sit n bounce. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1198 It’s the Mediterranean diet. I just live on olives. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1199 What took you so long? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1200 Actually, it’s changed the way I see everything. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1201 To be honest, taking-a-break proved to be more difficult than I expected. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1202 My advice: get your own ball. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1203 I don’t recall Him saying ‘Thou shall not borrow equipment from Equinox.’ 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1204 The secret is strengthening your core. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1205 The key to life is to always work your core. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1206 I'm here because the cleaners are inside 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1207 Although my core being is very strong, my core muscles need the workout. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1208 The meaning of life is to have a ball. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1209 Source of all consciousness and comprehension? No. It's just a very comfortable rock. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
1210 This explains why the data we are receiving from that weather balloon always shows a full moon! 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
1211 Welcome to the core. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1212 Well it's not exactly 'the' answer but it is an answer. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1213 Yes, balance is important, but so is core strength. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1214 You'll save more with GEICO. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
1215 I'm no Gandalf, but you should see my gluteus maximus! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1216 A seeker last week suggested it for my bad back. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1217 No, the inflatable green ball doesn't help achieve 'higher conciseness,' it's for hemorrhoid relief. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
1218 Think outside the box. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1219 The 'Yellow Brick Road' is passé, so it's 'Follow the Bouncing Ball' for me. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1220 The fringe benefits are pretty weak, but at least they offer an ergonomics specialist. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1221 It's actually a giant whoopie cushion. I need to amuse myself up here. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1222 Amazon Prime 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
1223 It;s simple, my son. When the tush is happy, everything is happy. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1224 It keeps me balanced for the end of time. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
1225 Oh yeah? Where does it say in the Book, a Wise Man has to have a bad back? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1226 "No, I'm not the Dahli Lama, I'm John Tuttle, inventor of "Bubble Butt Gum". 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1227 ..., so I've had hemorrhoids for the past 146 years. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
1228 I have one word for you. Just one word. Are you listening? Posture. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1229 It's part of my core beliefs. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1230 Sorry. Our appointment window ended 10 minutes ago 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1231 Did you bring the tequila? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1232 It’s still my turn. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1233 The Truth? I like it! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1234 So, you seek balance in your life? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1235 Find inner peace and always work your core. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1236 You have traveled a great distance to find balance in life. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
1237 My Friend, the lotus position is over-rated. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1238 Criss Cross Applesauce was cutting off the circulations in my legs, this really helps. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1239 Sorry, bouncy ball jump club members only. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1240 Being a hermit is terrible on the back. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1241 Greetings, white collar adventurer. Are you ready to take on the Carpal Tunnel? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1242 My advice? Be the ball. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
1243 First give me a push 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1244 And don't forget to follow me on YouTube! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1245 You must be seeking the giant olive tree. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1246 I find that infinite wisdom requires a comfortable seat. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1247 I thought it was a yogi ball. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
1248 Always order the martini, never the Gibson. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1249 Go and do likewise. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
1250 The exact translation would be "chair companion." 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1251 Feng shui? Never hear of it. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1252 It’s good for my posture and the decor as long as I don’t roll off the cliff. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1253 You don't happen to have a ball inflater in your pack, do you? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1254 I order a sofa and you bring me this!? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1255 It's my new Zen Bouncy Green Himalayan "I'm Just Sayin" Meditation Ball! Only $199 til year end, plus a couple of power bars if you got 'em. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1256 I found that people seeking advice on the purpose of life would leave in better spirits if I bounced while I spoke to them. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1257 Got a deal on one Judge Ginsburg used. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1258 I thought it was time for me to go green. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1259 My granddaughter teaches yoga. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1260 First the pump, then enlightenment. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1261 Thought you'd be redundant by now! A drone delivered my exercise ball. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
1262 The paleo diet just wasn't cutting it anymore. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1263 My new years resolution was to not be so stressed. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1264 Go down to the bottom and when I count to 3 look up... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1265 Trump? 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
1266 One day you will understand that criss-cross applesauce is no longer attainable. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1267 Have you seen the Jolly Green Giant's golf ball? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1268 Did you bring the ottoman for it too! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1269 My words of wisdom to you is to not get elephantiasis. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1270 Yes, I do take Bitcoin. Don't worry about that. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
1271 I'm always seeking more balance in my life 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1272 You should try it, it helps to improve your balance. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1273 You're halfway there--I'm just the Pilates Guru. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1274 Have a ball. You've earned it. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1275 I always thought the secret to life was balance. But my retirement gift makes me wonder if the answer is actually a good 401(k) match. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1276 I read somewhere that “high altitude pilates” is better for you than “hot yoga”. I have another ball in the cave if you want to give it a try. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1277 You're on the wrong mountain. I'm the yoga instructor. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1278 I'm so sorry—we switched today's 'Men's Pilates' with 'Baby-Yoga'. Come again tomorrow. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1279 If yoga won't come to you, then you must go to yoga. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1280 My guru says I need a stronger core. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1281 I sit upon this bleak mountain summit on a bouncy ball because a single green color fill will cost my vile magazine publisher a fortune. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1282 You've earned a martini! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1283 I'll do anything for a laugh. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1284 I just can't do 10,000 steps a day in these mountains. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1285 Thank you for coming doctor. I’m in a bit of a pickle. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
1286 Contrary to what Trump says coal is not coming back but the mines could make unique condos. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1287 The secret to life is the red ball. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1288 Keeping a lower back curve is the secret to life. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1289 They still manage to lose my luggage at times. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1290 Don't believe tweets. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1291 First, you must overcome your sphere. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1292 My son the secret of life is posture, posture, posture. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1293 The meaning of life? No, no... but I can teach you a great new way to chew bubble gum. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
1294 The secret of my happiness? Amazon Prime. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1295 Why would I know anything about a Green Giant? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1296 It minimizes bruises during my out-of-body experiences. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1297 And I got it in two days with Amazon Prime. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
1298 I wonder about that too. I hear the trip down is easier. Bye now. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1299 Strengthening my core helps me pass the time. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1300 The key to life...strengthen your core. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1301 It turns out the Circle of Life is just a ball. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
1302 Pilates by Socrates 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
1303 You'll come back as a king for this, Joe. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1304 The secret to life is good posture. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1305 Seek wisdom and know that emeralds can come in all sizes. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1306 Strengthening your core...that's what it's all about. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1307 Sorry, I’m no guru. I’m a physical therapist. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1308 At this altitude, sitting on it is the only way to keep it warm. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1309 Before I tell you the meaning of life. Take a couple of steps back. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1310 Wisdom you seek ? It's all in the core, my boy....all in the core... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1311 I appreciate your coming all this way but I'm clean out of red ones. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1312 Who knew? It can all be found on Amazon! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1313 My secret? You’re looking at olive it! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1314 To attain true happiness I recommend each of us have a ball! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1315 You weren't suppose to finish your training. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1316 If this doesn’t help me feel better, the standing desk/paleo diet combo is next. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
1317 Not enough likes with #enlightenment last year so I am trying #exerciseguru for 2018. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1318 The value of your portfolio has peaked. When you wake up you will know what to do. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1319 On something like this, you can go places. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1320 Life is a beach! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1321 Welcome, traveller, to Wyoming's one-and-only gobstopper mine. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1322 I'm bouncing around the idea of going green. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1323 In isolation, I have discovered the way to good posture. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1324 My ball now. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1325 Now, wasn't this worth the 30,000 ft climb? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1326 It arrived in two days and I didn't have to pay shipping. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1327 Yup, it's all about ergonomics 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1328 (Blank panel on my screen???) "In this whiteout of a blizzard, Shanahan will never get here in time with his cartoon." 1.1857 0.06528 70 62 3 5
1329 It looks easy but you gotta get on the ball to stay on top! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1330 My internet connection is good, but too much time in a chair was really killing my back. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
1331 Why grow up 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1332 I bought it for the view. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1333 I've always followed the bouncing ball. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1334 Unable to view this cartoon. Page just shows a small black box with a white x inside. Was like this last week as well. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
1335 Five bucks if you want to see the paintings. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
1336 I was getting hemorrhoids. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1337 The answer to life is balance. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1338 Do you really need to ask? It's moss! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1339 Or you could wait one more day. Two at the most. And, of course, there will be a fairly hefty 'ripening' fee. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
1340 It's a complete mystery to me. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
1341 First this green thing, now you! What I asked for is a ladder. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1342 Seek comfort in your own way....... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1343 Of course, high altitude bridging is the secret. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1344 I like green. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1345 Let's just say he ain't jolly no more. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1346 Welcome to Fight Club... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1347 He who slouches is lost. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
1348 My urologist recommended it. 1.1857 0.06528 70 62 3 5
1349 Get on the ball before it's too late. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1350 The truth? The truth is I'm a lot more flexible. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1351 The Lotus Position gave me piles! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1352 Green? That's the way I roll! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1353 My back has been much better since giving up my office chair. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1354 You try dispensing wisdom all day while sitting criss-cross applesauce. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
1355 I finally found what I was looking for all these years. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
1356 It helps align my chakra 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1357 A rolling stone gathers no moss. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
1358 Thou shalt not skip ab day. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1359 Who knew my butt could feel such bliss? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1360 Helps to build my core ... values. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
1361 “I forgot my user i.d. three times”. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
1362 My est needed rest. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1363 Occupational hazard. Hemorrhoids. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
1364 Did you forget the tennis raquet? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1365 You brought the quaaludes, right? 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
1366 I like to roll these things over the edge. My words of wisdom: Look up as you go down. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1367 I have it in three colors. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1368 Yes, the greening of America is down to this. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1369 If it’s a tight core you seek, look no further. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1370 I had my doubts at first, but the new office manager is really shaking things up around the place. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
1371 Welcome to Pilates' Cave Retreat! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
1372 this pea was under the bottom mattress! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
1373 You were expecting Richard Simmons? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
1374 I get high and find clarity of thought on cardio fitness meditation. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1375 We can discuss the meaning of life or just play a little dodgeball. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1376 Long story, short- At THIS altitude, it takes more than just atmospheric pressure, to keep a stability ball from exploding. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1377 Bought it online and it was drone delivered. It does wonders on my back. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1378 It's my yogi ball. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1379 Why is life like sitting on a big bouncy ball? How should I know? I'm not a philosopher. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1380 I don't know why it's green, I only know it helps my back. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1381 I can offer you total consciousness and amazing abs. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1382 It's not exciting, but hey, it's a job. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1383 I 'm about to roll my back, and since I am wearing a tunic, you may bear witness to another big miracle 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
1384 It's all about having a ball. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1385 Still can't believe the delivery I got by Amazon Prime in two days! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1386 Have you heard the one about a guy who freezes to death? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1387 The secret to life is a healthy core 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1388 The meaning of life? Sure, I can give you 2 minutes then I must go to my Pilates class. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1389 You must choose your own color. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
1390 Let us begin the greatest of all spiritual practices: developing your core. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1391 The wisdom of life is to sit in a peas-ful way 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1392 I used to sit on a rock, but I coudn't deal with the hemmeroids 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1393 “Cave-man, man-cave, gym-ball. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1394 Ahh it's all about the green ball. Can't believe I missed that. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1395 It’s ergonomic, too! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1396 I bought it on Amazon. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1397 Yoda I sit on. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1398 The Meaning of Life was replaced by Stability. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1399 Beats me! I don't have a clue! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1400 I ordered it online 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1401 Bring me back a latte. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
1402 I am one with the hemorrhoids. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1403 ...and up here, no one sees how ridiculous I look. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1404 Did you remember to bring the Thera-Bands? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1405 I usually have a rock but I woke up with terrible but cramps 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1406 This explains global warming. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
1407 Namaste, hope you brought your own mat. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1408 The truth is, hard things in life are to be avoided. Just bounce. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1409 Simon says, “Take two giant steps back”! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1410 ...and I may live up here another seventy years if I can improve my balance. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1411 Number one piece of advice: Always have a good pump! 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
1412 OK, that's tequila, triple sec, salt, and don't forget the ice. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1413 Your emotional core is only half the battle. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
1414 I’m studying to see whether sitting on a cold stone causes piles. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
1415 Yes, climbing is one way to get up here, but I prefer these no-exercise balloons. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1416 Welcome to the dirty martini of your soul, my son. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1417 Didn't you know? I'm your fitness guru. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1418 Sorry, your Groupon has expired. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1419 “Going green” no longer requires back-packing. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
1420 God told me this would give me sick abs. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1421 The lotus position was hurting my butt. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1422 No,son. I'm the fool on the ball. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1423 Get on the ball, and you'll be fine. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1424 I'm sure you well know he meaning of life is tight abs 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1425 The simple life is really the best, and besides, you can't beat the view. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1426 I'm as surprised as you! Inner balance for only $19.95. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1427 So surprising what the atmospheric conditions do to a gumball at this altitude. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
1428 We get it you CrossFit 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1429 I have no idea if this green balloon is rubber. By the way - what's a green balloon? What's rubber? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1430 I hope it fits in the overhead. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
1431 Homo Erectus created a huge market for these babies. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1432 Any chance you have a carnitas burrito with you? I'll tell you the meaning of life for one. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1433 It was a choice between the ball and CNN! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1434 It’s done wonders for my back pain 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1435 Yes, it’s true, sitting is the new smoking. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
1436 Long before you came up with the 10 second drop, we invented the 10 second sit. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1437 It's what keeps me on top of the world. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1438 Uh, no son, I'm not trying to grow a pair... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1439 I have another olive in the cave if you want to sit down. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
1440 I've been sitting on this "orb" joke for months 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
1441 steady your core and you can steady your mind 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
1442 If you want my advice, I'd say stability is overrated. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
1443 Martinis... big ones. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
1444 I've sacrificed some comfort for portability. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
1445 Amazon prime. (Words from guy on the ball) 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
1446 I've got nothin' 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
1447 The killer giant likes his martini olives warmed. This then is my secret to long life. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
1448 Whadda think I do all day? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
1449 You think YOU feel foolish, I paid 50 bucks for this thing. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
1450 I had a better view before the mountains were here. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
1451 A strong core is essential when you live atop a mountain. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
1452 Lotus Pose aggravates my sciatica. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
1453 Sheldon, it's about time you visited your father. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
1454 There wasn’t enough head room for a standing desk. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
1455 The 11th commandment is having a strong core 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
1456 You missed spin class, but the juice bar is still open. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1457 If you answer all five riddles, you can use the purple one in the cave. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1458 The secret of inner peace is to have a ball wherever you are. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1459 After all these years of black and white, Shanahan has gone green. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1460 Now I can strengthen my core and meditate 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1461 My abs are ripped, my back feels great, and it's a color not found in nature anymore. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1462 You should come on leg day! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1463 Certainly I'm exercising. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1464 It’s a gift from the Wizard of Oz. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1465 It's a chair for me and a toy for the goats, I love Amazon. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1466 What did you think? I would have a “crystal” ball? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1467 My arthritis was killing me. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1468 Yes, the answer is a round, green M&M 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1469 I’m thinking of something green. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1470 Adultery is still on the list. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1471 Free your mind; your abs will follow. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
1472 It's great for strengthening my core. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1473 The secret to life is finding the right office chair. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1474 Oh, that hooey was the hemorrhoids talking. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1475 I don’t know the meaning of life, but I do have rock-hard abs. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
1476 Gandhi owned spectacles. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
1477 Trump? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1478 It's all about the core rate--it has to be inflated. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1479 Criss-cross applesauce was wreaking havoc on my lower back. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
1480 I got the green deck chair from Amazon in two days. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
1481 The secret to happiness? Cush for the tush. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1482 Life is an eternal quest for a giant pimento. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
1483 In this era of fake news, we prophets need to be on the ball! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1484 My previous disciple made one helluva martini. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
1485 Maybe next time bring a standing desk? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1486 Never swallow bubble gum. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
1487 That, and always exercise your lumbar. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1488 Balance is key--plus a strong core. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1489 My accountant told me to maximize my 2017 home office expenses. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1490 Yes, my Feng Shui seating arrangement is a bit primitive. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1491 It's all about balance. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1492 Sysiphus, I said, have a ball. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1493 It came to me in a vision at the beach; the secret to happiness is a toned butt! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1494 I'm no myth. Been rolling this here rock uphill every day for centuries... 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1495 My meditation not withstanding, without this I still see everything in black and white. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1496 Whatever you do, don't criticize her cooking. Doc says the swelling should go down soon. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1497 At sea level, it's just a kickball. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1498 I teach in Park Slope on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1499 It has rolled off the edge twice. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
1500 And it even arrived before Christmas. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1501 No, it’s not a toilet. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1502 This was left over from Edmund Hillary’s Sherpa Pilates class 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1503 And they’re for sale on my website! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
1504 The trick is, don’t keep your eye on the ball. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1505 Glass is always greener on the underside. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
1506 Honestly, it changes everything. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
1507 By any chance would you happen to have a thigh master in that back pack? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
1508 Do you think white would go better in the mountains? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
1509 I used to be envious of those who could climb up here but figured out a way to cope with my envy. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
1510 My pilates teacher recommended it and it changed my life. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
1511 I only know the meaning of good posture. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
1512 I used to position myself on the hard rock in the lotus position and dispense wisdom but I found that sitting on this big green balloon is a lot easier on my hemorrhoids. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
1513 It's the only exercise I get since I first climbed up here. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
1514 The tush-cush cometh to those with bosu ball underfoot, not atop thy head 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
1515 What gas problem? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
1516 You can tell who the Sith are because their balls are red. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
1517 I don't get out much so I have to exercise when I can. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
1518 May I interest you in a mindfully-used Kundalini cushion? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
1519 It’s all about working your core principles. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
1520 Sorry, I'm all out of red. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
1521 That pack is destroying your posture. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
1522 I just invented what I call an exercise ball. I'm going to be rich. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
1523 I’ll tell you the meaning of life, if you tell me the meaning of anally retentive 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
1524 I tend to over pack. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
1525 It's the ergonomy, stupid. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
1526 Santa's Climate Change Resolution: Lose Weight, Go Green, Do Yoga. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
1527 Green just seems hopeful to me. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
1528 It's a hemorrhoid. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
1529 It helps me birth new ideas 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
1530 If you want to continue this journey, you must work on your core. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
1531 It's my ego 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
1532 Try rolling it - then you wouldn't have that ugly moss on it. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1533 The secret to life is flexibility. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1534 Now, let's work on your balance. Arms out to the side and raise your right leg slowly. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1535 I found a shortcut to inner balance. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1536 I came up here the same way but never figured out how to get down. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1537 I feel that I'm sitting on air because I'm literally sitting on air. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1538 My grandchildren tell me sitting on this will increase my memory and concentration! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
1539 The most important things in life? Color and comfort. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1540 Hey, you don't happen to carry an air pump do you? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1541 Were you expecting enlightenment? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1542 Now all I need is a beach. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1543 Thanks. Had it done yesterday, it’s called ‘green’ apparently. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1544 Envious? Why do you ask? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1545 That's it. Have a strong core. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1546 The intermediate class is two mountains over. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1547 Sure, meditation helps calm the mind...but if you want tight glutes you gotta work 'em. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
1548 It's the 2 steps back part that gives people the most trouble. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1549 Life is all about ups and downs, son. Learn to bounce. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1550 Yoda was here, but the people looking for the 'force' made him leave 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1551 Remember, grasshopper, keep your eye on the ball. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1552 You'll reach Nirvana twice as fast, and for a limited time they've been marked down 40%. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
1553 $27 on eBay. Reduces back pain and improves my posture. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
1554 I used to think life was a beach. Then, after long meditation, I realized my error: Life is not a beach, but a beach ball. A green one. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
1555 Inner peace is nothing compared to sexy abs. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1556 You try sitting on rock 24/7, besides, it supports the Green Initiative! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1557 Physical exercise is just overrated 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
1558 You came all this way without an air pump? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1559 Balance is great, but have you tried CrossFit? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1560 Are you contemplating my sage advice, or just wondering if I've ever cleaned the ball? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1561 It's my middle class tax cut. I promised not to open it until after the 2018 mid-term elections. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1562 My decorator friends tell me that whites and greys are trending out, so I'm experimenting a bit with color. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1563 They added a step to enlightenment. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
1564 You need to reach this high to have a ball! 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
1565 It'll cost you a yoga mat and some free weights. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
1566 It’s all about strengthening your core. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
1567 I won it in a game of pool against a yeti. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1568 So I asked myself--"Do I really need a personal trainer?" 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1569 I told you kids to stop playing in my yard. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1570 Greetings friend . . . I trust you are seeking a message on working your core to hemorrhoid happiness? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1571 Wrong guy, I’m Sislycapus... Sis-lyca-pus. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1572 It's patent pending. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1573 You will achieve wisdom when you can answer this: How is it that I can be sitting on Uranus? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1574 In this gray world, my new exercise ball has brought color into my life. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1575 You have reached Swiss ball rentals....1 Swiss franc for the first hour rental. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1576 Hiking is so 2017. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1577 The wisdom you seek is core crunches thrice daily and replace the Yoga mat like I did. This path will lead you to the six pack abs you search for. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1578 I'm not saying it'll change YOUR life... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1579 It's great for your core. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1580 The Guru Union's website said this will strengthen my core beliefs. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1581 ... And then it told me that if I sit on it for 100 years, it will become a pea. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1582 And, it has the whoopee cushion option. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1583 White cat in a blizzard juggling snow balls while his friend the polar bear watches and wishes he had ordered Netflix. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
1584 Yes, this is where you'll find great pea. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1585 Ink is expensive. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1586 .....A feller by the name of Mick Jagger claims he knows how to fix that.... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1587 i'm beginning to think than jolly, big guy has no intention of coming back 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1588 The Clan voted to go green 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1589 Did you ever get the feeling your soul is bound up in one of those tiny squares on the internet that has an x in it in the place of any meaningful content? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
1590 Yeah, when I was your age I hiked this barefoot, in the snow, and uphill... in both directions. 1.1613 0.06582 62 56 2 4
1591 Are you a drop-in? Or would you like a 10-session punch card? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1592 One of these is the answer to all your problems. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
1593 I've already been reduced to nothing. What more do you want?! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1594 I'm hoping to lose my baggage. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1595 Hey, long time no see...so how's the old lady? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1596 Thank you Sisyphus, but I ordered a boulder. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1597 Amazon, who else. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1598 Got any toilet paper, Fella? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1599 Of course core strength is the meaning of life! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1600 I'm not trying to low ball you but I called dibs. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
1601 Luke,The Force has sent me to take your light saber and get you off Yoda's back. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1602 This will really improve your posture. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1603 I roll it over the edge on the stroke of midnight. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1604 Carrying a pump, by chance? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1605 It is the only way I know to find balance in life. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1606 No, sorry. It's not the "grass" that's greener here. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1607 Welcome to the Mountain View Health Club. Are you here for the 10:00 AM Pilates class? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1608 Now, for your exercise, just take one step backward please. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1609 First find a large round green boulder. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
1610 The secret? Forget that yoga stuff and get yourself a personal trainer. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
1611 I'd invite you in but my place is a mess. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1612 I mostly meditate on my core. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1613 $12.95 on eBay. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
1614 Way to up-cycle a Christmas ornament, dude. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
1615 You must learn to become centered my friend 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1616 I call it the Blissful Bouncy Ball. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
1617 Go all the way back. You didn't say "May I." 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1618 Sit on this green ball for 60 years and you will find the meaning of life! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
1619 Life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain. Get all the pussy you can. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
1620 At any Relax-the-Back 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
1621 The lightsaber is so over-rated. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
1622 The meaning of life? Well, it takes balls to find it 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
1623 It's safer than my red roller skates. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1624 Did you happen to bring any bottled water? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
1625 It's the future. I'm incubating it. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
1626 It came with my club membership. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
1627 I'm at one with good posture. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
1628 I admit it's inconvenient when I need to tinkle. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
1629 The answer is simple. The suffering of humanity can be cured for only $19.99. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
1630 keeps me young. i wisely suggest you get one. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
1631 It's not too comfortable but it adds some color to the scene. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1632 You should see my abs. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1633 He's really not coming back.... 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1634 The beginning of wisdom was when I stopped looking for the 8 ball 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1635 Be transformed: No need to hike atop the Himalayan mountains to meet your guru living in cave. Prime your 10% off X-mas green colored meditation, bouncy ball to transform your cubicle into your own mindful, cave-dwelling bliss now... 1.1587 0.06482 63 57 2 4
1636 It’s a life of rock and roll. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1637 I used to think the secret to life was to fall down seven times and to get up eight until I got one of these. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
1638 You mean it isn’t? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1639 I'll tell you how I save money on airfare after we get on the plane. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1640 They like the spinning part after the flight 1.1587 0.06482 63 57 2 4
1641 Lighten up. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
1642 We folks at Brokeback Mountain thought it was time to act. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1643 If you were looking for wisdom and serenity, I'm not sure you'll find it here. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
1644 I eschewed all worldly goods. Except for this. Does wonders for my piles! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1645 No, this carryon does not go in overhead bin. It fits under the seat. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
1646 . . . and beyond that, I'll say that sitting on a very large lime is good for hemorrhoids. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
1647 You just missed her. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
1648 My advice? Buy a good exercise ball. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
1649 Now hike back up again. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1650 There is no Hemorrhoidal ointment up here. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
1651 I'm sure the pilates class will start any minute now, why? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
1652 Life's a BB, butt on ball! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
1653 I know how it looks bad but wait till you see my Abs 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1654 We just opened this Shaler Image for our more “extreme” clients. We trying to get out of airport and malls. Try it. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
1655 Up will take you three days. Down, 34 seconds. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1656 So how does that compare to a standing desk 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
1657 Where you have you been, living under a rock? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1658 Walk right in, sit right down 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1659 Sorry, this is the Swiss ball exercise workshop. The TRX workshop must be on another mountain. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1660 Thanks, Amazon Prime. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1661 Its called a medicine ball. I am in very good health. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1662 The rocks are always greener on the mountain top. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1663 Because green is the color of my true love's eyes. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1664 How about a little game of dodgeball? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1665 Thanks for visiting; now go home and have a ball. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1666 The soil has done wonders for my lime tree. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1667 You forgot the kettlebells? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1668 Waiting for the ball to drop. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1669 Yes, your mother is right. Never swallow your gum. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
1670 I'm going green. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1671 "Seek not the false comforts of the material world my son ...and if you're wondering, this happens to have been a gift". 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1672 The 'secret' my son is 'good posture'. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1673 Up for some pickleball? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1674 You’ve never heard of aging in place? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1675 Amazon delivers anywhere. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1676 If 'twas a Leprechaun you'd be looking for he vanished, he did! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1677 The secret of life is to be on the ball. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
1678 Life is a beach ball 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1679 You've got the wrong mountain. Questions about gumballs, though: I'm your guy. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1680 When I hatch this thing, the world will come to an end 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1681 You really expect me to believe that the meaning of life is a strong core? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1682 Focus on strengthening your core beliefs 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1683 Your guess is as good as mine; I got this from my physical therapist. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1684 I am sorry sir, but exercise class was yesterday. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1685 it's my gallbladder. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1686 The meaning of LIFE is Pilates. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1687 A word to the wise: go for the comfort height asana. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1688 I found inner peace only when I rolled this ball up here by myself. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1689 Did you bring a green Pilates mat? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1690 Its better than rock. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1691 Essential furnishings were never a problem, but I do miss my piano. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1692 The Bluebird of Happiness is on the next mountain. This is the Green Ball of Bounce. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1693 Grab a green exercise ball at the back of the cave. Our trainer is just feeding her Yak, she'll be starting "Gentle" Pilates in 5 minutes. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
1694 It's good for my hemorrhoids. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1695 Ah........the environment is most important! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1696 Let’s start by strengthening your core principles. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1697 You want the full tour or just a look-see? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1698 That lotus position is a killer on your tailbone. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1699 I have no idea, but I do know the benefits of good posture. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1700 My son, he holds the key to wisdom who finds the cure for hemorhoids . 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1701 I am centered to my core 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1702 They say it improves the posture - and with free shipping and returns, who could resist? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1703 Good lumbar support... that is the key to life 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1704 You see my dentures somewhere down there? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1705 Wrong guy. I'm the Bo-SU-sattva. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1706 The final commandment is focus on your core. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1707 Its all about the core. That's it. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1708 How about green eggs without the ham? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1709 Well, there are no more trees, so I recycled from the plastic's pile. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
1710 The enlightenment you seek is known only by the guru of the shake weights, two mountaintops to the left. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1711 Well, I found that people were more willing to join me in the cave for ab-blasters than for allegories. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1712 Wouldn't you prefer a Sherpa for your high-altitude hallucination? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1713 The key to happiness is a big green ball. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1714 This ball has been great for strengthening my core. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1715 You seek direction. Follow the bouncing ball. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1716 Few understand how important a strong core is to your soul. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1717 Please tell me you brought a fidget spinner. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1718 Meditate on this he said. That was 5 years ago. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1719 The meaning of life? ... abs. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1720 The Green Gaint said this melon should hatch any day 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1721 This strange, round, green disc doesn't seem to help with enlightenment, but does wonders for my lumbar support!! Oh, and the regular guru will be back next week. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1722 The answer you seek is simple, my son: core strength. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1723 Oh...my journey here is because the Yelp reviews were good... 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1724 You mean it isn't a big green tomato? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
1725 Sorry, bags must be checked at the bottom of the mountain. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1726 No. I've decided to leave it to Sisyphus. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1727 Sorry, but the next class doesn't begin until Thursday at 10 a.m. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1728 I’m afraid this is all that’s left of Big Rock Candy Mountain. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1729 Life is like a green ball. Why do you ask? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1730 My Zumba instructor recommended it, and I’ve never felt better. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1731 We love to travel with one carry-on ! And no worry about seat assignments ! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1732 If you see something, say something. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1733 Wouldn't fit under the seat. Overhead too high with his fear of heights 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1734 I’m drawing a blank 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1735 Accually, my husband's name is Tim and we will be spending this vacation together. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1736 Can you tell me why my iPhone is not working? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1737 They won't fit in the overhead bin. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1738 Enlightenment was hard. Now I’m ergonomic. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1739 Want to try it? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1740 In the end, my son, the giant lime is enough. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
1741 The other secret to a fulfilling life is a standup desk. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1742 I'm not so sure about the meaning of life, but I've got a great deal for you on this awesome balance ball. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1743 I am Satoshi Nakamoto. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
1744 And the number one best place from which to drop a watermelon . . . 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1745 "Remember my advise!Never take one step forward and two steps backward in life". 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1746 A Melon? ... No, I haven't. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1747 Ever wonder where Amazon is testing their drones? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1748 The secret to life is a strong core. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1749 It's really helped with my asceticism. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1750 I don't know about that, but my glutes are killing it. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1751 And, with Amazon Prime, it arrived in four days! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
1752 Hemorrhoids ...why do you ask? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1753 Enlightenment comes from the core outwards, and requires balance. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1754 Your industry can burn. I will approach you professionally, as I do every activity, but how dare you? You tiny souls. You malignant professionals. How dare you treat anyone this way. You'll hear from me. Goddamn you. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
1755 Green means it's best for the gluteus medius. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1756 It keeps my core toned for better meditation stability. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1757 Actually, I'm sitting here on my comfy enviro balloon contemplating mansplaining and manspreading while composing a note to the zealots who thought up that inane stuff. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1758 Listen to women. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1759 Welcome to the future. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1760 It's given my life new meaning 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1761 Enlightenment equals the weight of the laugh divided by the height of the bounce. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1762 think Lance Armstrong 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1763 To achieve balance, my advice is to take your ball and go home. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1764 It’s actually a gallstone. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1765 Works the abs 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1766 Now my life is on a roll. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1767 Please take a seat. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1768 This explains why data we receive from that weather balloon is always shows a full moon. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1769 Oh, you really need to see my guy, he's totally changed my life. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1770 Ah begorra, 'tis a fine day to be sitting on a bit of the green ball. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1771 You try humping a rocking chair up. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1772 Well done. You have demonstrated strength of legs, the first step on the path to enlightenment. Now we begin working on your core. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1773 Forget what you came up here for , didja? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1774 It's certainly much easier than my hula hoop. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1775 And when this is full, I’ll come home. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1776 I recently went green and, lo' and behold, my back is starting to feel better. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
1777 I'm sorry. We're no longer a brick and mortar store. We only sell these online. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
1778 Yes, but great peace come at a great price. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
1779 Yes, at this elevation, you can go green . . . gradually. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
1780 I feel balanced here. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
1781 The secret to happiness is sitting on a soft green balloon to relieve hemorrhoids. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
1782 The true path to fulfillment in life is on a Hoppity Hop. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
1783 Why no....I have not seen any giant gum balls in which you search. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
1784 A balanced lifestyle is key for those of us at the top of the world. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
1785 Olives grow very well up here. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
1786 My physical therapist gave me a choice of this or a gluten free diet. So what's on your mind? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
1787 3 years in a cave to learn truth is just a green ball. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
1788 I'm glad you enjoyed your first Pilates class! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
1789 From my vantage, returns are hell. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
1790 I got it on Amazon! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
1791 I’m working on my center. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
1792 The CSA will confiscate those at security. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
1793 Blue. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
1794 It's research for my new book, 'James and the Giant Pea.' 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
1795 I meant a break from each other! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
1796 It's squishy and comfortable, but if it pops, I have to cut out the candy and change into gym clothes again. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
1797 You should see my yoga outfit. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
1798 The meaning of life can be found in a really humongous martini. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
1799 Strive for balance and core strength. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1800 You should see the chicks at this altitude. No blue balls here. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1801 I've got an endorsement deal. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1802 Don't neglect your posture 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1803 Dispensing ancient wisdom? That's how I roll. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1804 So what have you seen on the mountain top? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1805 I have lost count of the people who fell over laughing when I said that this is a product of my green diet 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1806 Yes, there is a cave on this level, too. But watching the shadows is much more fun this way! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1807 It’s a metaphor. But it is also a great war to strengthen the core. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1808 Now that you're here, would you happen to have a one-cup coffee-maker on you? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1809 Waiting for people to come by ask questions doesn't get much any comfier. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1810 The answer is sublime. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1811 It helps with digestion, too. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1812 I spend a considerable amount of time contemplating doing pilates. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1813 Did you think you had to climb Mt. Everest for a spiritual experience? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1814 Meditation? That's so sixties. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1815 I came up to tell you it's time to renew your gym membership. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1816 It took me 40 years to figure out why the previous Master called me Grasshopper 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1817 You can call me Sage Bouncy Jerk. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1818 And what you find is frivolity. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1819 You've hiked a long way a yoga lesson 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1820 Alleviate hemoroids; Alleviate Pain. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1821 Trust me. I’m having a ball. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1822 Have you tried O’Pilates? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1823 Way beyond Lord Buddha's wildest dreams. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1824 I was going to put it on the tree. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1825 I have become one with ball. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1826 What, you were expecting a standing desk? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1827 So your not here to fix the wi-fi ? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1828 I used to think life was a pain in the butt until I switched to an exercise ball. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1829 The balls are greener on the other cliff my friend 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1830 Sorry, it's patent pending. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1831 They said it's comfortable and also relieves stress. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1832 The meaning of life is a good medicine ball. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1833 I teach Pilates over at the next summit 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1834 Beats sitting on a straw mat. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1835 I believe in a reveal after three dates. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
1836 My son, you can get inner peace from such a ball at 1-800-... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1837 “Well...you’ve heard of “Behind the Green Door”? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1838 The future is photosynthesis. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1839 I can't wait to see their faces when we go through Security. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1840 The Green Party gave it to me 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1841 Silly 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1842 I will show you how to see color once you finish helping me with my abdominals. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1843 Got it through an Amazon drone trial. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1844 The secret to life is good posture. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1845 Here at Google we strive for office innovation. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1846 My name is Sisyphus; your's? 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
1847 Wanna play? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1848 The secret to a long life is a deflated bouncy ball. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1849 They confiscated my shampoo bottle, but they didn’t notice these guys. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
1850 Good posture makes you look younger, takes years off your appearance, and evokes an image of confidence and health. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1851 I don't know the first thing about high altitude exercises. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1852 Since I'm an Amazon Prime member, shipping was free! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1853 It’s about time, my hemorrhoids are killing me! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1854 "Amazon Prime" is the answer. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
1855 Did I tell you to buy Bitcoin at $18,000? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1856 Sure I’d take some water, but I’d really like an air pump. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1857 Green. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1858 True wisdom is avoiding hemorrhoids! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1859 Inflatable plastic is wisdom, if you think about it. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1860 Our VIP package includes unlimited hieroglyphics viewing. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1861 Thinkin’ ‘bout pickling them and puttin’ them in a drink. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1862 Here's an alternative fact about the meaning of life. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1863 Yes. It's an Exercise Pepper. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1864 The color is "guru green" and it's abtastic! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1865 I travel the world in search of answers, and still all I get is "You should do yoga!" 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1866 Are you here for the Pilates class? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1867 We get it you CrossFit 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1868 A Modell's just moved into the neighborhood. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
1869 You may ask one question about totally killer core workouts. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1870 It's the secret to "green eggs and ham". 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
1871 Wait, how many balls? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1872 you should try it. good for sore muscles 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
1873 It's the secret to eternal youth and good posture. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1874 The only thing we stretch here is our mind 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
1875 I hope, when it hatches, it doesn't look like Trump. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
1876 I used to work in a coalmine, but then I saw the light. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
1877 God didn't make little green apples. But he did make big ones! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1878 It’s certainly all natural. I think it’s organic. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1879 Sit, turn your gaze inward, and you will discover Amazon. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
1880 And the 11th Commandment is 'Though shalt go green.' 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
1881 How would I know standing desks are the new thing? I live in a cave. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
1882 Oh! He's doing a lot better since we got the therapy dog!! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1883 I asked for it in purple. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1884 It is true my son Nirvana starts with a stable core 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
1885 And so, faced with the challenge, God painted it green. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1886 It works my abs, changes color with the season and absorbs leakage! 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
1887 Ergonomics! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1888 No. I don't have any idea how to get rid of big, green hemorrhoids. I was hoping you did. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
1889 It is the key to life...and you can buy them on Amazon. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
1890 I stole it from a pool table.Don't ask me whose . 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1891 In feng shui, Green Crystal balls are used to enhance wealthy and career luck. They also may improve health. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
1892 Yes, I am the one who can answer all questions, except the one you’ve just though about. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
1893 Because going green is a ball. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
1894 As you can see, GoFundMe has reached a new plateau 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
1895 Don't just do something, sit there. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
1896 i like the way it bounces 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
1897 My boy...stability is the key to life. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
1898 You're blocking the fire exit. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
1899 I have nothing else to do, so I grew giant peas. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
1900 It puts bounce in my sit. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
1901 Would you settle for the meaning of bootylicious? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
1902 OK Sisyphus, my rock is only one tenth the size of yours, and it fits in my back pack but my climb up here was just as pointless as yours. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
1903 Where’s my stand up desk? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1904 With your Cave Membership, you'll get a free session with a trainer. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
1905 To save the world? Think globally, act locally. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1906 I got it on Amazon Prime. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1907 Sorry, but you must be over 60 years old to participate in our senior center activities. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1908 Do you want to see what's behind the green ball? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1909 Pro tip for living at this elevation. Never swallow mint bubble gum. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1910 What? You’ve never seen one of these? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1911 Alas, I cannot tell you the meaning of life, but I can assure you it has something to do with taking care of your prostrate. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1912 You need to find your inner core 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1913 No no my son, the secret to life is sitting on a large green ball. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1914 I'm on the ball with all of my advice and forecasts 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1915 Lotus Position does nothing for your core. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1916 Fit indeed! See those pyramids over there? I built them myself. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1917 My Tuesday Zumba class was cancelled last minute. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1918 Only green M&M’s will guide you toward enlightenment 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1919 Yes, I am the one that declares it's not a catch and not a touchdown scored against the Patriots. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1920 Just wait till you see the pumpkins. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1921 I see you took the long way. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1922 My doctor said it was either this or climbing up and down that cliff. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1923 My New Year's resolution was to be ergonomically correct. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1924 I thought it would spruce up the place. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1925 Yes, this is the original Echo Plus 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1926 Sorry. I've been in the cave for a while and thought this was ESG. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1927 In addition to engaging the core, it never deflates! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1928 It’s a great ab work out 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1929 They say the green ones lead to enlightenment. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1930 Nope, that's it: Have a ball. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1931 Thou shalt build core strength. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1932 My yogi recommended it. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1933 Gotcha. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1934 You Want To Try? You won't find God but your hemmoroids will think they have. 1.1296 0.06500 54 50 1 3
1935 The secret to live is never trust a fart, especially after eating lime jello. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1936 The answer is bio-engineering and then give peas a chance. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1937 I've just been working on my oms. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1938 Now we play a game of fetch. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1939 It's a green bean bag. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1940 I sit on it when I'm working on my tablet 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1941 Man: “Oh, Wise One! Please, I beg of you, teach me how to pass my gallstone.” Wise One: “To pass a gallstone is a power only one has achieved… " 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1942 The lessons? This Preparation lessens the pain. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1943 First, let me tell you how I finally found what I was looking for. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1944 I was taking Enlightenment too seriously. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1945 Bikram yoga is calling and I must go. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1946 It’s all about your core. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1947 Just one of my New Year's Resolution - use my exercise ball more! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1948 The path to enlightenment begins with a strong core. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1949 This is a place of wisdom and abstinence and spirituality. Your yoga lesson will be $50. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1950 You just can't overstate the importance of core strength. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1951 I hear some hiker stole my idea. Is it true? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1952 Ergonomics! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1953 TIMING ! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1954 You're at the right cave. It's a common misunderstanding. I'm Yogi Bear. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1955 You must learn to use the old melon. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1956 Of course it’s all about a ball 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1957 I roll it out of the way when I'm not using it. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1958 Thou shalt strengthen your core. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1959 The office chair culture is getting out of hand. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1960 Lotus - schmotus 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1961 It was a Christmas present from my personal trainer. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1962 Life is like an air-pump. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1963 That lotus position stuff is for the birds. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1964 how did you guess I'm eating vegan these days? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1965 Not only am I one with the universe, but my butt cheeks are toned like you wouldn't believe! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1966 You were serious about wanting it back? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1967 It's worth the overweight charges 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1968 A strong core 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1969 The chair is so last century. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1970 I’m working on my core. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1971 I got tired of Taupe. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1972 In lieu of the meaning of life, let me tell you how to grow a large avocado. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1973 Let's start the year with a blank slate! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1974 I find this cartoon questionable. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1975 They call it the Paleo diet... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1976 I did leave it unattended. Why do you ask? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1977 LAST Call! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1978 An oversized grape, and undersized watermelon--it's all in the arse of the beholder. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1979 You must pay attention to your supports and the actual sensations of contact...mindfulness eventually takes root…through it all, the mountain just sits…however, the green ball has a mind of its own and often runs away! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1980 Who needs a chair when you have a giant, green hemorrhoid? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
1981 I wised up. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1982 Erie, Pennsylvania. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1983 You see it more in Australia. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1984 The essence is the waiting for delivery. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1985 This is the core precept. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1986 Wisdom from the core. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1987 It helps keep me regular. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1988 The secret of life is strengthen your core. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1989 When fate gives you lemons, make Juice. When fate gives you a giant lime, ahhh... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1990 Attempting to add color to my life 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1991 What? Eschewing social norms means I don't care about core strength? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1992 I bounced up here when I was 7 and I don’t know how to get down. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1993 If you are seeking balance, I suggest something big and round 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1994 When in doubt, go green. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1995 So, you want to know the secret to happiness. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1996 Well, it's been essential for my vertigo. 1.1296 0.06500 54 50 1 3
1997 It's a gift from the lumbago fairy. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
1998 Yes, I went green a long time ago. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
1999 Hope you brought the ham. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
2000 You take the rock down the mountain, I'll take the backpack. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
2001 For your effort, in addition to total consciousness you will have a six pack. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
2002 Ah yes, I remember you. Doug with the issues of human suffering and the bulging disc is his lower back. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
2003 Two day delivery from Amazon Prime. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
2004 Actually it's rare form of hemorrhoids and highly contagious. 1.1296 0.06500 54 50 1 3
2005 Amazon Prime delivers anywhere. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
2006 You achieve enlightenment by just having a ball. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
2007 Together with my DVD, you can bounce your way to happiness and fulfillment. Only $99.95 plus shipping & handling. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
2008 Don't mention my butt acne and I won't bring up the utter meaninglessness of existence. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
2009 You must be thirsty. Lime rickey? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
2010 Unfortunately, I'm only in the Sage Training 201: Finding Balance. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
2011 Glad to see you! Can you give me a break? It's taking forever for this green egg to hatch. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
2012 Eventually, but at a later date so we can get started early, Mexico will be paying, in some form, for the badly needed border wall. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2013 Adds a bit of color, but you can't sit still on the damned thing. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2014 At last, no more crossed legs. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2015 Welcome,yoga starting shortly. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2016 Peace comes from within. But solid abs? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2017 What color is your parachute? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2018 The old ones were made outta Musk-ox bladders & hair. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2019 The ball is always greener on the other side. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2020 Just follow the bouncing ball. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2021 Come. Feel my abs. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2022 You’re right...this is better. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2023 Did you take a wrong turn at New Delhi? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2024 One bounce of this planet ball and I get a diet coke. Two bounces and the planet explodes. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2025 Beemers over Heemers. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2026 The crystal ball hurt my back. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2027 Health comes first, but remember your assets. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2028 It just means I'm here. Most of the time I'm nowhere. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2029 First let me ask you something, do you know a good proctologist? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2030 The secret to life is find a large green olive to sit on. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2031 When it hatches they will be green with envy. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2032 Yes, my name is Sam-I-Am. Why do you ask? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2033 The only way to be wise is to have a straight back. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2034 Did you happen to have two cans of beer? I speak with the Lord but he doesn’t drink... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2035 Well, it really stimulates the ol' moral clarity. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2036 Well, I don't need to buy a ticket for an emotional support child. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2037 Whenever you go to the gym exercise your balls 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2038 Are you here for my Yoga class? I'll give you a great hips workout 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2039 When you tell me nothing's there, that's gaslighting. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
2040 I was the expert who convinced President Reagan that Voodoo Economics and the Trickle Down Theory would help the working class. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2041 Sound core, sound Sound core. Sound core beliefs. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2042 I've spent weeks trekking to finally hear your words of wisdom. Please, enlighten me" "Don't swallow bubble gum 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2043 My secret is yogurt and tight abs. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2044 I got it at Walmart. Why? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2045 Some people are lucky. Bounce into a crevass and roll out the bottom. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
2046 It just fell from the sky, into the opening, and rolled right into the kitchen! Amazon drone! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
2047 I started at my gym. They say it's good for your butt. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
2048 This has done wonders for my back. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
2049 It's balance my boy...balance. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
2050 Not to burst your balloon, but there is no secret to life. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
2051 Being an eremite doesn't mean having no fun. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
2052 When it hatches, I achieve enlightenment. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
2053 This is what "It's Not Easy Being Green" is about--this yoga ball, trapped night and day under my sweaty sage-ass. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
2054 "What is the meaning of life?" I'd like to know the meaning of this cartoon. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
2055 The only advice I can give you is that your trespassing on my space! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
2056 I call it a 'yoga ball.' 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
2057 $1ll.99 at Target. I couldn't resist. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
2058 My perch was delivered by an Amazon drone. Yes, this is what the world is coming to. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
2059 Do you seek enlightenment or my top five office ergonomic tips? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
2060 It may look ugly but it is comfortable. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
2061 After I slew the Jolly Green Giant, I took this trophy. An added bonus: my posture has improved immensely! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
2062 Green. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2063 Zero carbon footprint! You don't want to know what's inside the ball. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2064 What is the answer to a fruitful life? My dear son, it's OLIVES! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2065 “Hide! It’s for his martini” “FE FI FO FUM... (I hope he’s gluten free, yum, yum, yum”) 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2066 Congratulations, I will now tell you the rest of the commandments for six pack abs 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2067 My son, the green golf ball joke will remain one of life's questions each must answer for himself. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2068 I got it on Amazon! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2069 It’s good for core strength, which is the secret to a happy life. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
2070 Nothing is sure but change. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
2071 The destination matters not. It is how many steps you took to get there. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
2072 I got it at a rummage sale. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2073 What were you expecting, Planet Fitness? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2074 The secret has always been core strength and posture. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
2075 Green. That’s how I’m gonna roll in 2018. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
2076 It helps in balancing your life. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
2077 Yes, on behalf the democratic party we are hoping you will throw Donna Brazil off the Cliff 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2078 All happiness depends on work and courage and good abs 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2079 It’s the only thing that grows in this climat 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2080 Fulfillment takes an eternity up here. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2081 I counsel Balance in all things! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2082 Think green in everything you do. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2083 Welcome to Shangri-La-La. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2084 You mean life _isn't_ a green balance ball? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2085 I recommend shooting the 6 in the side. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2086 It's been so long since I hid this I forgot what it's called or used for. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2087 It was a gift. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
2088 The trick is to chew the gum for a really long time. 1.1176 0.06655 51 48 0 3
2089 Yes, it's true. I was an extra in Beach Blanket Bingo. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2090 Just in case we need a new planet. It was born from my Yoga and meditation practice. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2091 I became the master of my own domain 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2092 In this rapidly changing world, it really helps me focus. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2093 Even the reindeers have gone for hols. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2094 They also come in red, yellow and purple with next day delivery. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2095 It’s an allegory for our need to stay balanced. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2096 No, life is not a bowl of cherries, but it is a giant green maraschino. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2097 Dropped by an American bomber in 2005. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
2098 that's it son; finally you get it. Welcome to heaven ! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2099 Before this, I had a cushy job. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2100 I thought my abs needed a little work. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2101 Our advice to you today is courtesy of our can-o-peas brought by the Jolly Green Giant. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2102 wanna play ball? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2103 No, Bill Watterson isn't home 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2104 I don’t see color. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2105 Obviously you have the wrong mountain!! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2106 I don’t do spiritual advice so much but I can give you tips for your pilates workout. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2107 i live on a big round ball 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2108 Ok, do one sit-up, set the record, and we'll get out of here. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2109 There's a giant martini waiting for you inside. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2110 I really appreciate the offer of two free months but, I am not really inclined to install a satellite dish right now. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2111 Sure, Pastrami and Egg Cream, two peaks to the left; Deep-Dish Pizza, three mountains over; Pho, down four levels. Use your GPS and watch your step. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
2112 Feedle-dee-dum, feedle-dee-dee, a beedle, a boodle, a bottle! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2113 On your next trip, don't forget the barbells. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2114 Meditation. Schmeditation. Just keep your butt on the ball. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2115 Dad will you come home? Not until your mother accepts that I love my Hippity-Hop. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2116 The secret is having a strong inner core. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2117 You look great, Sisyphus!" "Well yeah, the boulder was good and all, but the inflatable one is apparently better for my core. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2118 We have them in red, too. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2119 First, you must acquire a large green ball. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2120 Be here now. Balance balls are optional. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2121 ...and three pairs of Lycra tights. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
2122 And strengthens core values as well. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2123 It works.but I'm working on a modified version. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2124 I can't wait to see what hatches out of this egg! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2125 Behold the new aesthetic. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2126 There's a 7 night minimum. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2127 Are you one of those wingsuiting "birdmen" I saw on 60 Minutes? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2128 The true meaning of life is a strong core. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2129 I got it on Amazon Prime. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
2130 You shall not pass! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2131 I'm on the bubble about Bitcoin. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2132 Protect your lower back. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2133 What do I know? I'm just an old guy trying to keep my balance. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2134 strong abs keep me from caving 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2135 The ball drops at midnight. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2136 Did you bring my picnic basket? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2137 You can sign in on the tablet. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2138 No, THIS is the national monument. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2139 I like to keep spiritually bouncy. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2140 To be 'one with everything' opt for the free shipping 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2141 The secret to life? Getting away from it. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2142 Anyone can find peace on top of a yoga ball. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
2143 Welcome! The restorative yoga class starts in 20 minutes. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2144 Do you have a reservation to stay overnight? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2145 Don't load picture: sketch content. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2146 I have a note from the doctor, he's my therapy companion. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2147 Frankly, when Jeff told me he enjoyed the lifestyle of a drug lord, I was thinking Pablo Escobar, not El Chapo... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2148 I'm checking my bag. And you ? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
2149 Amazon Prime for that, as well. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2150 Yes, they are both therapy pets. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2151 The ball stops here. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2152 Those full body scans can be very distracting! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2153 My wish just came true, so why not yours? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2154 The secret to life? Really big olives. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2155 Have a beer while you're waiting for me. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2156 Sorry, no seating after the show starts. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2157 It gives me perspective. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
2158 It's the ONLY way to avoid those ridiculous baggage fees... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2159 What’s a Grinch? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2160 I'm Irish, and this is pati-o'furniture. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2161 It's the secret to happiness. This goes in a really big martini.., 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2162 No, we don’t have spin classes. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2163 Hey, oracles get sore backs too. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2164 You are not the first one who asks that question!! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2165 Always eat plenty of beans. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2166 Living at altitude, I find there’s always a fresh supply of yeti bladders. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2167 My trainer said it would increase my core strength. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2168 It improves posture more than meditation. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2169 The wise answer to that holy question is bleu cheese. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2170 If you want one, the Jolly Green Giant still has one more! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2171 It's simple: Chill or be chilled. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2172 You work on your chi, I'll work on my core. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2173 Ask me anything. I'm on the ball. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2174 My grapes are big, but my wrath is bigger. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2175 You may ask me these questions pea 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2176 Wonderful home delivery - that's the answer! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2177 I am completely capable of doing yoga, thank you very much 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2178 Spiritual enlightenment? Well, I can tell you it starts with an aligned back. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2179 Next time, can you bring me a standing desk? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
2180 Good posture is a commandment. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2181 All you need is one of these balls, to have a balanced life. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
2182 Ya can't get they-ahh from hee-yahhh. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
2183 Yeah, the healthier lifestyle fads got really creative back in the day. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2184 To achieve Balance, strengthen your core. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2185 Have a ball. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2186 Well, first, some core values... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2187 I CAN ONLY HOPE YOUR EFFORT WILL BE WORTH IT!! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2188 Don't make judgments. When my derriere is relaxed I can better connect my physical self to my spiritual self. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2189 Thanks! Sure beats sitting on the ground. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2190 Just because I'm on statins doesn't get me off the hook for exercise. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2191 Enlighten now and receive this yogi ball (c), a $90 value, FREE! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2192 I'm really not that smart. It's the gin talking. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2193 Welcome. Let us clear our minds. Let us find inner peace. Let us be tranquil. And for $39.99 you can purchase a stability ball and find balance, increase strength, and strengthen core muscles. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2194 I thought I'd achieved Nirvana until my back went out. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2195 Join now for a chance to win a free puncture repair kit. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2196 No one took me seriously in the office chair. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2197 I'm telling ya, this bitcion thing is gunna be on the uptick real soon. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2198 In the mountains the shortest route is from peak to peak, but for that you must have long legs. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2199 I miss grass. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2200 I am not here, waiting for years for the bears to come out for the Pilates class, you just suffer from oxygen deprivation. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2201 Why? Because I get a free gym membership, that's why. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2202 The meaning of life is to have a solid core. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2203 Indeed. I have a killer data plan. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2204 Yes son, this is sort of comfy !!! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2205 Fit Gear is not quite as endearing as Wilson 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2206 Doc says it's Irritable Bowel Syndrome. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2207 Yes verdant IS my favorite color- how did you know! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2208 It's the green mountain yogi position 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2209 A regular chair makes me have to shit too much. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2210 Yes traveler, I grew it myself! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2211 It’s just my way of trying not appear to aloof 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2212 The beginning of something incredible. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2213 I got it online. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2214 You must step back to jump higher 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2215 No additional charge. They're my emotional support family. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2216 I don't drink on the job 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2217 Hey, can we take this offline? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2218 Me? Just waiting for the Sierra Club, to compete my hike. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2219 When this is ripe, I'll have your answer for you. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2220 Those mushrooms I ate earlier must be kicking in. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2221 Only green ones were left! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2222 A green ball with with a single tooth, that's not what I expected God to sit on! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2223 My kitchen door is ten feet from a Rural Route delivery stop. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2224 We don't accept class pass. It's $25. And you need your own mat. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2225 To find happiness, you must engage your core. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2226 The secret to happiness is doing nothing but sitting on this ball all day. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2227 I just wanted to bounce some ideas off you on the meaning of life. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2228 And I shop by helicopter. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2229 Posture really is everything. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2230 Welcome to the home of Sisyphus. I'm on break right now. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
2231 No, I'm just a guy who wanted to exercise with a view. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
2232 Well, how much is the entrance fee with my triple A discount? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2233 A wise man once told me it relieves back pain. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2234 'This is fast becoming an exercise in futility!' 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2235 No you didn’t quite hear me correctly. I never said you’d find me sitting on the mountain peak. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2236 You've heard of super balls? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
2237 "you put the lime in the coconut" ... Ok, you don't get that one either 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2238 I guess my PT just decided to take this to a whole nother level. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2239 With the new, larger overhead storage, I can bring everything I need in a carry-on. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2240 If it's any consolation, 99% of you guys got booger-ed. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2241 Sitting on the ground got to be a drag. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2242 The first step on the path is to enroll in a gym. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2243 At least tell me that bag is made from 100% recycled paper! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2244 What? Swiss Alps Swiss ball. Where do you think these things come from? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2245 Thought a small upgrade to my decor might improve my meditations. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
2246 My advice: Relax and go green. Else you will have no mountain to climb up. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2247 He doesn’t mind the ‘red eye’ flight as much as he used to. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2248 It's my only luxury and enables me to meditate better. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2249 And are you prepared to take the Hemorrhoidal Friar’s solemn oath? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
2250 The meaning of life? What did you bring me? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
2251 How do you think I got up the mountain? 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
2252 I ordered it from zappadappadoo.com. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
2253 . . . to escape the multitudes of Marfa. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
2254 It's not that easy being green 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
2255 It's all right. It's one of those suitcases that connects to the internet. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
2256 Your ascent was sublime. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2257 Yes, well, just take care with what you visualize. Be sure that it will truly make you happy. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2258 The secret, for 2018, "Core of Green". 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2259 tfw babe on a green ball and u have backpack now 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2260 The tax law changes forced me to downsize but I kept the basics. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2261 It's meaningless. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2262 ... So I was taking down the giant Christmas tree... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2263 My doctor says solitude is the new smoking. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2264 Sorry. I just traded the last seeker of truth all the wisdom I had for this big green thing. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2265 No, I have no idea who stole the Copper Clapper. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2266 Amazon Prime Air has changed my life. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2267 Sorry my son, I am an oracle on the world's "biggest" peas. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2268 I've found I really don't need anything - except this green ball. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2269 What are you doing up here? I thought I killed you. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2270 It's called Bubble Gum, old timer. You were supposed to put it in your mouth. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2271 I prefer Yoga to Yoda! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2272 Are you the WALRUS? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2273 Hello, good sir! I’ll be running the 8am. Help yourself to some protein bars inside. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2274 Recommended by my chiropractor! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2275 Hi there, I'll bet your story is a cliff-hanger! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2276 You were supposed to bring the ham since I have the green egg. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2277 After several years of meditation, I heard a voice saying, "If you want to see any green, you'd better get on the ball." 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2278 I don't know about any meaning, but a rock-hard core sure gets babes into your life. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2279 Yes, this exercise ball will do nicely. Thanks fir the speedy delivery. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2280 I think I would prefer the red one. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2281 The world used to be so green. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2282 Kidney stone and don't ask. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2283 Get your own Green Cristal Ball! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2284 I've learned that bouncing is the key to happiness 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2285 Have you seen the Buddha? I work on a different core. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2286 I'm not being a wise guy... You really believe I have all the answers. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2287 You from the Weather Channel, sorry, finders keepers... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2288 it won't bounce like this, but it will 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2289 I accept your offering and grant you two days of guided self-reflection in exchange. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2290 Yes, even my eight ball as gone green. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2291 Yeah, I came here seeking enlightenment, too! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2292 Under the giant olive is a martini glass. Then it's martini glasses all the way down. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2293 You should see its Mother! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2294 My advice, "Buy lots of stock in the Big Green Marble. Sit on it for as long as you can." Eventually you will become very rich and a wise sage. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2295 I'm going ergonomically green for 2018 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2296 Yes, we are hiring.. How many years of experience did you have for remodeling the caves? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2297 You did all that climbing just to find your green beach ball? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2298 It does wonders for my hemorrhoids. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2299 Nothing to do with spiritual contentment. It's my damn back again. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2300 My New Years resolution.....and you? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2301 I'm expecting. And you? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2302 Ball is life. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2303 Sorry, I only know the meaning of a strong core. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2304 I swear, the meaning of life is Jelly Belly's. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2305 The secret of life? Get a good physical trainer. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2306 Sorry, bit this _is_ the secret to a centered life. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2307 I'm sorry but we have no seating available. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2308 No, I'm not planning to run in 2020. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2309 Chop wood, do abs. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2310 Trust me. This is the secret to life. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2311 But I paid those gym dues eons ago. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2312 Yes, my son, the climb is worth the view...if you overlook my hemorrhoid. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2313 It's alternative levitation. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2314 Happy St. Patrick's Day. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2315 Why wouldn't Amazon deliver here? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2316 I ad here 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2317 I say, fitness is a state of mind! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2318 Sorry, this is K-2 . Wrong mountain 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2319 My doctor says I need to cut back on greens. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2320 It represents your deflated ego squeezed by monetary inflation. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2321 Green balloon? What green balloon? You're at 20,000 feet now. You just need a rest. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2322 In your head, you're thinking, "Yogi on a yoga ball," right? Truth is I'm just waiting for my stand-up desk to be delivered. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2323 A strong core does not wisdom make. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2324 Santa Claus brought it for me. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2325 Hey, I AM sitting down all day . . . 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2326 You’ve come for wisdom and truth - the green sphere is NOT a pea. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2327 I don't know about the meaning of life but I can tell you it's not a good idea to fart after swallowing bubble gum. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2328 I'm waiting for the drone to return with instructions. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2329 It helps my balance, so that I don't fall off the edge. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2330 I sense your wife hit the glass ceiling? 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2331 No reservation? Sorry, no vacancies. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2332 Accounting mandated them for the whole office. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2333 The Green Giant forgot one of his peas. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2334 Now that you have found yourself, let me tell you about this wonderful exercise ball ... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2335 Yes, my son, Nostoc balls do follow Bergmann's Rule. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2336 ''They say it is all about the journey but if I had known of this pillow before I would have never set off '' 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2337 I got it through Amazon Prime. Do you have that yet in your country? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2338 Good, you've recovered nicely from your climb. My balance ball needs a refill. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2339 I’m trying to strengthen my core. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2340 Don't you know how bad those sherpa chairs are for your back? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2341 Why can’t we ever leave home without them!!!! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2342 Is this the entry to the gift shop? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2343 One man’s infection is another man’s chair 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2344 I like to bring a little bit of home with me. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2345 I carried him for nine months. A nine-hour flight is nothing. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2346 I got tired of hearing "Put me in the bag" whenever I'm traveling somewhere - so finally I just put him there with the promise of never unpack 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2347 Given an opportunity, always take the pea. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2348 Danny's mind often draws a blank... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2349 I know! But I worry I’ll forget something important 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2350 So, tell me, how is modern culture so different than say, a kick in the pants? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2351 Guess you never got around to the negative reviews. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2352 The Irish Cartoonist gave me the Pod to Meditate. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2353 My chiropractor said -- enlightenment starts with balance. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2354 Go from this place, my son, go...and sit on a giant grape. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2355 They said I needed to isolate my core. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2356 I’m working on my core. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2357 Dwight says it's good for your health and posture. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2358 And then I decided to turn it around and try to get to the problem of the core. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2359 Someone died laughing so we had to put it in file form. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2360 When we exceed the weight limit, he stays. Fido and I leave 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2361 My advice, just roll with the punches! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2362 TSA has to allow it because he self identifies as a 3 ounce liquid container. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2363 Karen, I'm sorry Peter didn't make it. At least now all you have is a carry-on. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2364 Green...No! Blue! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2365 Not profound - just adorable! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2366 Where’s the elfin’ pitcha? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2367 -Thanks...it's been a rough week since tax cuts on healthcare- 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2368 No, I am not concerned about them losing my luggage. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2369 It's easy. I just pack up my troubles and smile, smile, smile. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2370 Yes, my son, the true secret to life is no back pain... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2371 My desk, my job, Social Security, Medicare all gone, but I got this yoga ball with my tax cut so I'm freelance yogi. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2372 We serve tea inside the cavern. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2373 The secret to life is flexibility. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2374 You're wise to have a small carryon forever. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2375 If you miss husband and dog during our holidays, you can share mine! 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2376 You're going to die from that. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2377 How did you reduce your overhead? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2378 To achieve inner peace, you must learn to balance your work life and your personal life. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2379 to "To understand the true meaning of life, we must first go green. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2380 The meaning of life? It's found when you mediate on a Greenpeace woopie cushion 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2381 I hope you like beans. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2382 I will return the weather balloon after you provide a recliner. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2383 Welcome to the hormone testing center for the foods you eat. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2384 Yes, I'm the inventor of Bitcoins! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2385 Weather balloon? No, I haven't. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2386 When the floor has my feet, I get a non-rolling seat. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2387 In my day they called it a Poo Cushion 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2388 I found that an experienced occupational therapist can provide answers too. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2389 Welcome to the Cave of a Controlled Core 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2390 I'm glad somebody watches my YouTube channel. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2391 Yoga, yogi, whatever; it's all good. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2392 The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2393 Of course I know what soy milk is. I have it all the time. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2394 Discover your inner bubble gum. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2395 Yes my son I started the "Go Green Movement" long before the oil crisis of "72". 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2396 It adds color and bounce to an otherwise dull life. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2397 I don't see color but I do sit on it. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2398 It's about to hatch. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2399 Enlightment requires an activated core 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2400 Make yourself comfortable. I don't get many visitors up here, but the view is great. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2401 You were expecting a 'Pot of Gold'? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2402 The most important thing to remember is that life has its ups and downs. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2403 So, you wish to learn Hacky Sack. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2404 The secret to eternal happiness is proper ergonomics. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2405 You've come far my friend, now I will tell you the secret to nirvana, "it's blowing in the wind." 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2406 And the green is to show that we care about the environment! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2407 And you mean to tell that I've come all this way to find out that true enlightenment is really found by meditating on a green rock? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2408 I’m only here because the high altitude keeps inflated. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2409 Softer on the buns means quicker enlightment 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2410 Trump needs stability. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2411 I'll sit this one out! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2412 So, you found me. Big deal. Drop and give me ten. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2413 Well Jim, this is what a Vulcan Hemorrhoid looks like just before the Hemorrhoid sharushan hali-kal 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2414 Do you need help with that? I can bring the up the taquela. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2415 Most days I feel kind of blue. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2416 It's better than nothing, but I'd rather have a red one. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2417 It matches any color scheme. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2418 Leave the pod..... 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
2419 Have you come searching for you core strength? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2420 I decided to go green. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2421 Go, my son, there are greener pastures out there! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2422 It's all about balance and a strong core. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2423 Santa -- "I grew weary of all that cold snow in the north pole so during my holiday break I'm chilling here in the south pole." 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2424 Nice chair, Ikea? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2425 Can't wait till Easter! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2426 Would you mind waiting for the photographer to return from lunch? $19.95 gets you two 8X10s and six 5X7s! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2427 I'm sorry, but admission to the gallery is free for members, seniors, children, neanderthals and bats only. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2428 Hopefully you find your peace, young wanderer...and one of these super comfy balls, only $10.99 on Amazon. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2429 This thing? It helps me stay centered on the core of my beliefs. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2430 I'm thinking of starting a spin class 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2431 I'm so back to nature even my hemorrhoids have gone green. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2432 Amazon uses delivery drones now, so why should I kill myself, you know? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2433 The secret of life is green jelly beans! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2434 Stock market..............And 'I' am the one living in a cave?..... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2435 Master, did you just pronounced it 'Puh-LATES' ball? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2436 Welcome to my Air BandB 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2437 Sorry for dissapointing you, but I wash my hands 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2438 I know leaving him doesn't seem fair, but the baggage was getting too heavy for me to handle. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2439 So that’s the meaning of lime. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2440 Yes, I am the last Jedi. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2441 Yup: took many tries, but I ain't no Sissy!! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2442 Thanks , there's not a lot ofgreen balance way up here. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2443 Hide and seek is the new family time. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2444 I could've saved you the trouble. I'm on Twitter now @BigBallOfHotAir! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2445 I know they usually turn blue, but the oxygen is so up here it causes them to turn green. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
2446 Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2447 Doing my best to save the planet. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2448 The wife calls it my 'lazy boy'. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
2449 This is not that kind of information hiway. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
2450 Inner strength is very literal. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
2451 You should try it. It’s such a mechaye! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
2452 What? We've embraced the miracles of modern medicine balls. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
2453 Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho! It's off to work I go. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
2454 I thought I was getting Amazon Prime 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
2455 Sorry, no toilets at this facility. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
2456 Welcome! Pull up a large, green blob! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
2457 It's not St. Patrick's Day?! Oh I do feel a bit of a fool....... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
2458 Now you're trolling us. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
2459 It's nice to see you. Does your grandma miss me? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
2460 You can come down now. The statute of limitation has expired. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
2461 To be free you must meditate on the color of your ego. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
2462 I'm afraid somebody might be looking. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
2463 Ah my son, there's no secret, it's all in the air! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
2464 Haven't you ever seen a green hemorrhoid before? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2465 To help strengthen my core, why do you ask? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2466 Most of my life I thought it was the sun. Now I know it's a Greyplatz 2100 Exercise Ball, available for $14.99 from Amazon. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2467 The North Pole will never be the same. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2468 What do you think of the view? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2469 I need help in finding a setting for this emerald. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2470 Can't help you, son. I sold the rights to Larry. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2471 My abs versus your legs. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2472 And I was hoping you'd brought chairs 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2473 Please, try to get past me and my extremely green work out ball. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2474 I offer you peace. I offer you wisdom. And I offer you a discount on stability balls. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2475 Toome really knows how to handle the luggage. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2476 I can assure you that the meaning of life does not involve chewing a lot of sour apple bubble gum. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2477 I take it you forgot the giant martini glass? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2478 Yes, of course it's a green billiard ball, my son. But what does that tell you? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2479 Got a light? 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
2480 It’s a green thing. You wouldn’t understand. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2481 Even a whoopee cushion can be re-purposed. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2482 "Oh well then! Golly gee! Of course I'll come back! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2483 Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2484 Yea, I know. Most goiters are found in the neck. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2485 The name's Oyl. Ahliv Oyl 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2486 Ruth Bader Ginsburg has nothing on me. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2487 Greenpeas lowers a monster pea very New Year's Eve. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2488 Great for my hemorrhoids! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2489 Now, to achieve full enlightenment, you must first practice your balance skills in order to increase resiliency. Do this by sitting on an exercise ball. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2490 The path to self-righteousness begins with an exercise ball. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2491 You gotta call the shot. Did you bring a cue? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2492 Oh this? It was a gift from a pair of Master Yogis from the Santa Cruz Mountains of California. Kundalini support, I guess... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2493 For a long life always keep your eye and, on occasion, buttocks on the ball. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2494 Whazzup 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2495 We always fly economy. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2496 The airline was overbooked so I volunteered to drag him off. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2497 I’m getting tired of carrying around all this baggage. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2498 Is this the Himalayan yoga session? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2499 Don’t you hate people who bring a crying kid and an unruly service dog on board! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2500 When they're over 60 lbs I'll have to pay the freight rate. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2501 It's the key to inner balance. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2502 Stay thirty, my friend. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2503 You found me. You get one answer... to any question you have.” “Wait... are you actually The Guru?” “Yep. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2504 I am the Oracle of Limes... 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2505 Be like me and find your own color when you decide to run for the Senate. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2506 A few bounces a day keep the tourists away 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2507 A wireless fitness tracker would be a lovely gift for an old sage. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2508 It's my yogi ball. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2509 No, it's a ripe watermelon. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2510 Envy is considered one of the original sins 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2511 Who ever would have thought that reaching nirvana included being allowed to retain your favorite stress ball? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2512 Now that you ask with your one permitted question, this marvelous exercise ball only cost me $10, but the shipping cost $80 because I had to have it shipped already inflated! Next!! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2513 Robe-al warming is real. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
2514 Helps me work on my core while contemplating my navel. I got it on Amazon Prime — it was here in less than 2 hours. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
2515 The secret of life? Yes: it's a ball of cherries. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
2516 He sleeps better in the overhead compartment 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
2517 Think green and bounce back. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
2518 Actually, I’ve been measuring the effects of Global Warming 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
2519 I hope you brought some green ball remover. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
2520 Your here for the SLIDE??? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
2521 The guys from corporate sent this to me. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
2522 I used to have a red one and pretend they where a butt 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
2523 Has the blank slate ever been more oppressive? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
2524 Isn't possession nine tenths of the law? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
2525 I used to be green with envy. Now I'm on a roll. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
2526 Beware the nonconformist. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
2527 Want to be featured on my blog? Starting at 5.99$*. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
2528 I think the 'white out' will close school today. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
2529 Yes, you could say my weary wonderer, that teal IS the color of life. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
2530 Life is a beach! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
2531 The question is not, 'Why am I sitting on a balloon?'. The question is, uuuhh ..... something else. Yes, that's the ticket. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
2532 The mayor of Portlandia got the idea from me. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
2533 The key to life, I have found, is to do yoga exercises every morning. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2534 I see you have green 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2535 When pondering the Meaning of Life, I advise a cush for the tush. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2536 Say quick, I bid thee say— What manner of man art thou? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2537 Next time get a receipt. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2538 What can I say, dude; green's my favorite color! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2539 Get your own damn ball. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2540 You want to see my trick shot? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2541 Sorry, but I just let go a kale fart! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2542 That’s what I’m talking about: giant martinis. You don’t think this is for me do you? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2543 Your mistake is that you assume cavemen aren’t much further evolved than the rest of humanity. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2544 no more back pain 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2545 We didn't go Green; we went Mold. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2546 Nope not here. He is off writing questions and answers for Jepordy 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2547 I remember when Shawshank Redemption got greenlighted. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2548 To find true happiness, you must give up all material things...I've heard. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2549 Sorry, the registration is full for our art class. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2550 It helps you digest the meaning of life. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2551 I'm sorry sir, but with the difficulty protecting what little green space I have, I can't imagine what future generations will face. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2552 It turns out Gwyneth Paltrow really knows what she's talking about. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2553 Now if you'll kindly supply a match, we will both discover the widsom you seek! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2554 I have found the meaning of life and it is surprisingly doing pilates once a day and it's pretty good for back pain too. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2555 The secret to life is not found climbing rocks, but by engaging your fore. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2556 Two day free shipping, and I don't even have to leave my cave! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2557 Any provisions would enhance the view. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2558 Well, it's ergonomic and green. So eco wise, very friendly. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2559 Finders keepers, losers weepers. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2560 Green M&Ms make you hoary. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2561 I got it in on Amazon with free shipping. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2562 Oy, these cave floors are murder on my arches. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2563 No more rock climbing for me, son. Sitting is much easier. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2564 Would you like to stay for some green eggs and ham? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2565 So the meaning of life is to sit comfortably? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2566 It’s a sculpture; the Green Revolution. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2567 I got the jumbo deluxe stress ball at a Black Friday sale. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2568 travelin will be harder when the new baby comes. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2569 Sure, it's a struggle getting through security. But I'm guaranteed an entire row of seats on a long flight! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2570 So, you say you've tried the new idea proof formula? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2571 I TOLD MY WIFE TO CALL UBER. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2572 I assure you we're not trying to be intrusive, only mystical, with this tiny question mark, and that's why we made it so small. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2573 So much easier than a shoe. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2574 Surprise! I brought the whole family for this girl’s trip. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2575 I guess in some ways our past does follow us, but I feel that I’m over that now. I can’t wait to have a week alone with you! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2576 The fee is refundable if you don't claim your baggage. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2577 I call it a 'Yogi' ball, get it? Yogi ball 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2578 /blaGNk/ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2579 Greetings kind sir. Might thee have a tube of Preparation H ointment in thy backpack? Tis a great bother to bounce whilst my bottom is blazing afire. Bless you! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2580 Sing it with me:'wouldya like to ride on my beautiful green balloon... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2581 Step back so I can see you better, I am far sighted. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2582 Nice chair. Let’s get one for the house. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2583 Do you have a room for the night ? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2584 The core of enlightenment is within. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2585 I’ll now perform a double back flip with a triple twist 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2586 Hey, you've got some balls to climb my mountain! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2587 Go away, I'm busy exercising. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2588 Working the core is supposed to add 13 months to your life. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2589 Yep, been here since '49. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2590 Welcome to meditate global warming 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2591 He doesn’t like paying checked luggage fee. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
2592 I’m putting the “Grande” in the Margarita Grande. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
2593 There's only a green ball for one 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
2594 I love olives! Do you? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2595 After my opioid addiction, this ball saved my life! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2596 Yes, it IS I the GREEN BALLED Monk ! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2597 Chakra? Oh gosh, no. To achieve balance, strengthen your core. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2598 SPECIAL TODAY, 1 TABLET, TO ENTER MY CAVE. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2599 We're using our savings from the new tax cut for a luxury vacation. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2600 bvmnbvmnbvmnb 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2601 My heavens...I've never seen a percolator do THAT before! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2602 It's a new startup called pack n' play 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
2603 How do you know that I have Amazon Prime? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
2604 Looks like you are having a ball! 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
2605 No I don't know obi one And my hemirods are killing me 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2606 its all about strengthening the core. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2607 It helps strengthen my core beliefsterry 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2608 Physical Therapy is still covered by Medicare for now.... 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2609 I'm sorry but we don't have WIFI yet 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2610 I'm going green. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2611 Way to keep your balance man! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2612 A spinach diet and this yogic trick can create comfortable seating for you anywhere in the Universe. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2613 Mom says I can borrow it until they get back from Florida. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2614 CVS? No, My Son, it's Ballgreen's. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2615 Secret? Schmeecret! you gotta rest your soles! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2616 My wise man said I should strengthen my core. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2617 Ah, I see you took the harder way. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2618 Phooey to global warming 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2619 Remember, life is a little bit bouncy. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2620 next time let your mother know you're coming... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2621 Sorry, I only talk about veganism these days. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2622 Welcome to my Man Cave, Mount Everest 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2623 I chose green because I chose green. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2624 Sometimes that are overnight stuff 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2625 If you ask -what is the meaning of life.you get to sit here in my place until the ball goes from Red to Green 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2626 reboot class started yesterday 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2627 It really gets to the core of our existence. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2628 Actually, I’m having a ball. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2629 My secret,...green beans! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2630 If a rolling stone gathers no moss,why does my tush itch 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2631 Single Malts 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2632 I took charge of recycling myself. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2633 He moved to the next mountain over. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2634 Hmmm, ok, I could do sublime? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2635 Make it bounce! Make it bounce! Make it bounce! Shake it, break it, make it bounce! Oh oh oh oh oh! Make it bounce! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2636 Wait your turn. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2637 “ “. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2638 Play-Doh's Cave "And on the south side of the mountain, you'll find the Mesa of Machiavellian Macaroni Art." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2639 You may take 2 giant steps backwards. Mother may I? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2640 No I just check it -- no muss, no fuss! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2641 Not just cheaper, sometimes they even lose it for a few days!! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2642 I could have it lanced, but it’s great for my aching back. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2643 In a gray world, the green gumball is king. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2644 it was our deal in the divorce, he gets them shipped to him 3 days a week 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2645 It's the only way I could get him to take a vacation. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2646 They say the core of a man’s spirit comes from a fit ball. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2647 The key to a minimalist lifestyle? Prioritize! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2648 No, no: Some of the men at this resort LIKE women with baggage. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2649 We prefer a liberal interpretation of "service animal". 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2650 Go right in, it's green. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2651 “ “. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2652 I needed to get away from all the corruption and strengthen my core." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2653 I combine the wisdom of the East with the new technology. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2654 When they said to look out for a green ball, I thought they meant something else. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2655 Get fit while you sit? Is that all you've got!!? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2656 Say, do you have an air pump? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2657 So glad you could make it to yoga class. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2658 I am not familiar with "Play It As It Lies" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2659 it's cold but you get used to it after 30 years 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2660 Welcome to Tibet's version of the Big Apple. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2661 "Online shopping". 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2662 Economical correctness in 2018 sonny! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2663 It helps with the calm-a 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2664 Are you another one o' them uranium miners who wants my rock? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2665 Yoga with a twist of lime. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2666 I'm a climate change doubter and you give me a pain in the butt 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2667 I've experienced deep insight into the root cause of my suffering since the sherpas got Amazon Prime. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2668 Our future? It’s in rubber. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2669 It's my statement on keeping our planet, green. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2670 With all the rocks I have to. move around out here, stretching out my back sure helps. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2671 Come and check out the view from over here... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2672 You can push my head if you want to. It’s kind of fun. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2673 Whazzup 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2674 NO, IT’S ALWAYS BEEN THE DALAI LIME- A. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2675 Just follow the bouncing ball. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2676 Yogaroid. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2677 The other guy? He quit because of back pain. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2678 My giant lime can flavor a thousand Margaritas. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2679 The mat is ok but this will change your life. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
2680 you need a ball too unwise guy 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2681 I heard sitting behind dusk was bad for my posture, so I got myself an exercise ball to sit on. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2682 This is my methane capture system, when it's full it should just float away 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2683 Long as you're here, come in to watch 'How Green Was My Valley' (1941); battery powered. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2684 Comfort is everything. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2685 I nave split up with my boyfriend 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2686 The X Ray was a breeze 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2687 Bottoms up. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
2688 I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A man is faithful to Mother Earth one hundred percent 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2689 Why it's a T-Rex egg of course! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2690 My last student left it here after an unfortunate planking accident. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2691 Before they started charging, they used to go in the hold 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2692 I am trying to hatch this tree so I can have some furniture ! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2693 It was the only way we could afford to bring everyone. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2694 I'm glad I finally ditched that guy. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2695 I know. They're inseparable. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2696 It’s not a bag it’s a tiny house. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2697 I can't just leave them alone; they'd starve. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2698 Thanks, but I'm your designated driver for tonight. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
2699 I'm sorry, the last Jedi has moved out. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2700 My exercise guru recommended it. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2701 I don’t know what went wrong; but I just suddenly caved in. (Bearded old man at cave entrance) 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2702 Welcome to Qumran. That'll be ten dollars admission please... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2703 If you seek spiritual guidance, sing with me! Gumball ya, my Lord . . . 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2704 This way I can just check them through 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2705 "you say your name is Indiana Jones, and you're studying the history of the mythical Jade Dragon?" May I please see your driver's license? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2706 Welcome to my man cave! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2707 I'll tell you, but it'll cost you a set of weights. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2708 This is the Jolly Green Giant's ball. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2709 My support dog has a support human. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2710 I wished for a white christmas not a white-out christmas. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2711 Take it from me, the meaning of life is a red ball. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2712 I was bounced to meet you up here. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2713 Oh, airport security? He says he has a plan. 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
2714 Don’t tell me that they are going to let these critters in through customs! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
2715 let's pull this shit.... 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
2716 I'm trying to get a strong core. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2717 Just finished my workout on the exercise ball. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2718 Choose the right size, my son. I'm not the first guru on this mountain. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2719 It's all about core strength. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2720 My ex-wife forgot to take it! It makes a great seat. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2721 It is better for your body when you are sitting for long periods of time. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2722 There's supposed to be a fire in this allegory. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2723 Life sucks -- but less with a big green ball. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
2724 I crossed an Ocean and climbed mountains for you to tell me that Life is a Green Ball." "You mean it's not? 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
2725 and for only 25 bucks extra I brought my whole family! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2726 A Peek into Trumps’ Mind 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2727 Look around you, soldier. Two out of three of you aren't coming back. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2728 It aligns my chi. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2729 ECHO...Echo...echo...echo...echo 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
2730 nah it’s my mom’s exercise ball. i also have tiny blue weights in the cave if you wanna get a sweet pump real quick 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
2731 I'm so jealous of the hermit on the next mountain. He has a female cleaner. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
2732 You must learn to compartmentalize your envy, my son... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
2733 I'm getting soft in my old age. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
2734 Are you really the head of the Kwik E Mart? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
2735 Well, I guess you finally found my diet. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
2736 Luck o' the Irish 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2737 I'm minding the egg for big Greenie 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2738 My core belief? Balance and solitude. Now go home. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2739 Once his mother returns, I can invite you in. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2740 We're redecorating 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2741 Two words: ‘Existentialist Ball.’ 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2742 When the wife gets home we are going to make a pie with it. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2743 The Lotus Position is overrated, my son. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2744 No, you can't play with my ergonomic chair without a Reasonable Accommodation Form. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2745 The salesman said my glutes would thank me. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2746 Good. Because I had no idea what the "greening' of life even meant. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2747 If you want core strength, you have to get one of these. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2748 Holy-Schmoly! I have buns of steel! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2749 After deliveries, I’m an Arizona snowbird. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2750 It's for posture. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2751 No Mat? Sorry Down Dawg. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2752 We played together as kids ... what you're sitting on. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2753 The view is great, but I do miss having a pool. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2754 The secret to happiness is balance and avoiding blue balls. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2755 My ancient wisdom podcast goes on line next week. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2756 Always be closing. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2757 "Care to join me in transcendental meditation!' 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2758 Thanks, but I ordered LIGHT green 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2759 No, that's the next one over. This is the "end-tighten-ment" hot yoga class. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2760 They told you WHAT about my diet and workout regimen??? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2761 Did you make a wrong turn? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2762 Would you mind going down and seeing if they dropped off my Amazon deliveries? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2763 The green confirms global warming 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2764 Humor is the best medicine. If you're a Brit, it's humour. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2765 Yeah, uh, God here, so technically I’m not above Earth, but directly on it. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2766 Now, we won’t be left unattended. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2767 A. Lost your marbles? No I haven't seen them. B. No, I'm just brooding for Rex while he finds another yummie hiker. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2768 THE BOUNCING CLEARS MY MIND - DOCTORS ORDERS 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2769 If I zip it up, I have to punch air holes. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2770 Aren't they adorable? They're duty-free! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2771 This bouncy ball helps me to focus and also relieves my hemorrhoidal pain. How may I help you? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2772 another shot Xavier?...bigger glass? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2773 I stopped meditating a long time ago, I started doing yoga to help the back pain 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2774 My glutes like it better than the 55 centimeter and my spine likes it better than the 75. My chakra wants pink. Better get going. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2775 The only drawback is he gets no frequent flyer miles. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2776 It's the wonder of irrigation. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2777 When I saw them at the shelter I knew they couldn't be separated and I brought them both home. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2778 I figure there's a chance my luggage will get lost. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2779 No, someone in town must have told you wrong. I'm not the Jolly Green Giant. I have a giant green pea. I have no idea if it's jolly. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2780 I have been waiting for you what took you so long? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2781 Sitting on a huge lime is one path to perfect harmony. Note this and go back down the hill. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2782 I’m only here because the high altitude keeps inflated. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2783 yeah I couldn't get the cock ring off. doctor says it's fatal. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2784 C’mon...it’s only one letter. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2785 You do not want to be here when it's mother returns. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2786 I got this exercise ball from Amazon. Yeah, they deliver here. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2787 Nop, no internet connection here. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2788 It's a shot in the dark: if you can't see it, you can't be wront. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2789 It always ends the game early when it bounces down to the end of the street. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
2790 You may proceed, but you must first let any vehicles, bicycles, or pedestrians remaining in the intersection get through before you move ahead. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2791 Can you tell me where SoulCycle is? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2792 Bored? Never. There's always something new playing on the neural network! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2793 Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm too old to sit cross legged on the ground. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2794 The meaning of life? When your wife takes over the Lazy Boy, you just roll with it... 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2795 No peas, no justice. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2796 Behold my aerobics ball; an upgrade from that rock, and a true Force against butt bruising! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2797 The green orb is not just an exercise ball. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2798 Want to do some core work with me? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2799 No, "I'm just indolent. "No, I'm just lazy. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2800 You will be saved if you take two steps back. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2801 They always come back with the best stories. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2802 No, now I'm into Buttfulness meditation. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2803 Mining, eh? No such materiality here, besides, I gave every dime I had for this bright, comfortable, green ball. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2804 I would have inflated it, myself, but this is how it was advertised in your catalog. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2805 ... that's when I just kept on runnin', right through Greenball, right here to this mountain top. No sign of Jenny though. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2806 Did you bring the ham? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2807 This is the color green. Color is coming to Sunday cartoons in the future. So are the days of the week. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2808 My favorite color in the rainbow. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2809 Never let yourself get behind the eight ball. It's best to sit on it and then it becomes your friend! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2810 This is the new form of renewable, sustainable green energy - my cave uses 100% natural 'gas'. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2811 and then I......... 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2812 You didn't know YHWH was shorthand for 'Sam, I am'? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2813 Meaning––Shmeaning, these balls only cost $7.95. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2814 My husband is not a morning person. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2815 Hubby's in the carry-on with the cat. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2816 Guy: Hehhehee, its going to be a fun holiday. girls: Gosh, i am so glad we dont have this creep going with us. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2817 Finally, you'er here. Olive you. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2818 "Danny has drawer's block". (???) 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2819 Son? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2820 he's my transitional vacation object... 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2821 No thanks, I've already killed enough brain cells. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2822 They depend so much on me I can't leave them behind. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2823 I use a breast pump. I can’t remember where it came from But it works perfect. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2824 From anthropomorphic, I've embraced infantilization 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2825 The secret to life is ... exercise. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2826 Sorry, you cannot be admitted without paying the cover charge. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2827 Greens the Mood 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2828 Nothing could be funnier 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
2829 It feels good; you oughta try overfeeding your baby mastodon. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2830 The grass is always greener when you let moss grow under your butt. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2831 It’s an exercise-sighs ball 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2832 i guess altitude fitness really works! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2833 Do you know what year it is holy wise man 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2834 I've been frozen to this lime for a decade! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2835 No, the ad clearly said they only come in green. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2836 The green ball? I pray to it each morning before I eat. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2837 It's being converted into a uranium mine. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2838 Why? you ask. Well, it balancies out the highs and the lows as I see it. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2839 It's either a polar bear in a snowstorm or the picture didn't load. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2840 you'r so old hat; future-wise it's all green and global. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2841 Keep it. I'm trying to cut down. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2842 And what makes you think I've been to the Emerald City? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
2843 It's good friends, the love of a family, and a good chiropractor. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
2844 Here lies God's tonsilith 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
2845 He’s not only my boyfriend he’s Spot's service human. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2846 No, I don't know where you left your house keys. You don't have any water in that rucksack by any chance, do you? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2847 Yoga, what's that? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2848 You came all the way up to find what? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2849 I'm having a ball! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2850 It's good for the posture. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2851 Yeah .. "Swiss" ball. Creative, huh ? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2852 What? Never saw a workout ball? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2853 I didn't feel I was getting enough exercise so I ordered this exercise chair from Amazon. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2854 Granny's around here somewhere. I'm Grandpa Smith. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2855 Reject all but what nature brings, my son. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2856 Enlightenment comes to those who inflate. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2857 I'm here to see the new gumball machine. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2858 I won the contest for naming the new color. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2859 The secret of life? Sit on a green thing. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2860 My village exiled me, because my hemorrhoid grossed everyone out. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2861 Really? How would you like it if I rubbed used tampons on your backpack, and put your toothbrush where the sun doesn’t shine 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2862 Her fruitcake was the last straw--I just couldn't let it go. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2863 They call me the wise man ... and yet I can’t find my cave. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2864 Zen quality, free delivery. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2865 Oh, you're here? Use my app instead and find meaning from the comfort of your home. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2866 Well, aren't you at least a little impressed that I was able to message you using only the little green box that started sprouting in my mind at some point late last June. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2867 Sure beats a pinball bar. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2868 No, I'm the wholly ripped man 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2869 I have a funny feeling I’m not going to miss them at all. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2870 You have found your 2018 green light. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2871 The answer to your question about the “meaning of life” is “keep The answer to your question about the “meaning of life” is “do not slouch!” 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2872 Welcome to hilltop spa! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2873 Paid for it, my health insurance company, yes, strengthen my core was in need, yes. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2874 My outlook is much rosier these days. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2875 Sorry, the guru left for Vegas. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2876 Now, can you roll a pizza uphill like a medicine ball? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2877 Well, one, you need an ecologically sound foundation. Two, . . . 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2878 This is a deflating idea. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2879 Pretty soon the gin will flow and you'd better skadaddle. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2880 So, I’m in this global warming debate and I shouted, ‘Green, green, green,’ and the next thing I know, I’m up here sitting on this green thing. Any ideas? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2881 Just made for people who sit on top of the world. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2882 King Donald had all the Orange spacehoppers killed... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2883 I told him to lose a couple pounds cause we wouldn’t be able to carry on like this. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2884 I think I preferred the blue. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2885 Apparently it gets a little cold at 50,000 feet, but the dog's fur helps. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2886 aajsGJhsagdjhagDJHASgjhGSHJGD 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2887 Yeah, I really wish he'd pull his own weight. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2888 We'll see how much they're laughing when they see the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2889 What's so remarkable is that little Danny is only 3 years old. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2890 Who forgot the ink? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2891 Is this a New Year's resolution thing? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
2892 My proctologist said sitting on this would free-up my mind to think more about other problems in the world. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
2893 I call it an avocado. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
2894 no, sorry, it only comes in green 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
2895 PEAS NUTS, trick! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
2896 The secret to life is Avocado's my son! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
2897 Trust me, I got your back 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
2898 I'm climate controlled 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2899 Could you come back with a red one? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2900 He’s always in the bag 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2901 Until they are two they fly for free as long they fit in the overhead. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2902 You must be living in a cave; don’t you know standing up is in? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2903 The secret to life is a strong core. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2904 Welcome to 'Yogi, Yoga, and Yogurt'! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
2905 The answer is "Balls". 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2906 L L L L “Is the Big Bang ready?” 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2907 Space should do the trick - He totally trusts me. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2908 It’s all about strengthening your core. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2909 It shall hatch, if we believe. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2910 you new kids screwed up 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2911 A little Ambien in his juice and I can just put him in the overhead bin. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2912 Y yes their both housebroken. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2913 Joe?? Oh, he just doesn't want Fido to feel lonely. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2914 He won't even know we have left unless he puts his phone down. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2915 L'il Todd was carrying on in the cab. Now, I'm carrying him on to plane! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2916 With baggage fees these days, everything has to fit in a carry-on. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2917 I though "you can't take it with you", was true, but my family proved me wrong. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2918 Superman won't be bothering us anymore. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0