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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Actually, I did leave my bag unattended for a few minutes. Why? 1.9738 0.00893 7698 2465 2970 2263
1 Oh, we're not traveling. Our new health plan only covers X-rays done by TSA screening. 1.9553 0.00910 8080 2889 2663 2528
2 I’m allowed one suitcase and two personal items 1.9231 0.00841 8249 2746 3391 2112
3 I checked the fine print. There’s no fee for emotional baggage. 1.9191 0.00900 8080 2998 2738 2344
4 So, while I was in Rome, I picked up a little Italian 1.8949 0.00865 8382 3116 3031 2235
5 This airline always loses my luggage. This time I'm counting on it. 1.8897 0.00878 8298 3162 2889 2247
6 He’s used to living out of a suitcase. 1.8320 0.00846 7975 3060 3195 1720
7 If they lose him, I get $750. 1.8293 0.00859 8227 3318 2995 1914
8 I packed in a hurry this morning and just grabbed whatever was lying on the bed. 1.8258 0.00891 7507 3004 2807 1696
9 You should see how excited he gets when I pick him up at baggage claim. 1.8076 0.00882 7661 3161 2813 1687
10 I can't believe my baggage fit in my luggage. 1.8000 0.00928 7380 3228 2400 1752
11 He actually gets more legroom in there. 1.7973 0.02220 1243 532 431 280
12 He says there's more legroom than in coach. 1.7946 0.00967 6275 2618 2328 1329
13 I'm checking it to Chicago, Me, I'm going to Bermuda. 1.7747 0.00976 6409 2842 2169 1398
14 They think we're going on a trip but actually I'm taking them to be fixed. 1.7691 0.00983 6990 3353 1898 1739
15 Ted thought this girls' trip was a great idea. He even packed for me. 1.7659 0.00874 7820 3463 2725 1632
16 They settle down once they're in the overhead. 1.7594 0.02134 1226 525 471 230
17 Actually, they're both rescues. 1.7589 0.00923 6898 3060 2441 1397
18 I’m just happy to be away from my clingy boyfriend and his obnoxious dog. 1.7502 0.01038 5789 2708 1819 1262
19 What happened in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas. 1.7402 0.01019 5613 2554 1963 1096
20 I've told him we can't carry on like this. 1.7322 0.01001 6173 2957 1912 1304
21 The drugs are in the dog. The guy is just a decoy. 1.7041 0.01066 5249 2571 1660 1018
22 If it works, great, we get to Hawaii for half price. If it doesn't, even better. I will be in Hawaii. 1.7029 0.01022 5590 2708 1835 1047
23 It's Prada, he won't fly in Coach. 1.7011 0.01223 4212 2144 1183 885
24 Should I be happy or terrified that we made it through security? 1.6996 0.01084 4730 2237 1677 816
25 This way United can drag them off the plane easier. 1.6938 0.01029 5777 2923 1700 1154
26 I'll check it but I won't claim it. 1.6893 0.01023 5504 2707 1800 997
27 I've carried him since law school, why stop now? 1.6893 0.01055 5037 2438 1726 873
28 No, I’m not flying anywhere. I’m just here to check a bag. 1.6871 0.01018 5618 2789 1798 1031
29 His options were this or the middle seat. 1.6846 0.01031 4924 2309 1859 756
30 We decided it’d be cheaper to just pay the overweight fee. 1.6794 0.01630 2046 989 724 333
31 The website said 'two personal belongings.' 1.6783 0.01024 5008 2378 1863 767
32 They really look forward to the baggage chute and carousel. 1.6769 0.01058 4742 2272 1730 740
33 It's one level below "economy". The airline calls it "baggage class". 1.6702 0.01119 4393 2171 1500 722
34 Oh yes - my husband has been living out of a suitcase for years. 1.6609 0.01033 4992 2462 1761 769
35 I envy you single girls; you always have less baggage. 1.6596 0.01307 3126 1547 1096 483
36 This way I won't come home to a mess. 1.6549 0.01222 3729 1903 1210 616
37 But I had to ship his mother UPS. 1.6539 0.01362 3132 1639 938 555
38 If they're no longer disclosing baggage fees, I'm no longer disclosing what's in it. 1.6463 0.01260 3429 1754 1134 541
39 It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom. 1.6393 0.01204 3776 1959 1220 597
40 It's my therapy dog's therapy person. 1.6370 0.01460 2667 1417 801 449
41 Not everything stays in Vegas. 1.6368 0.01079 4548 2329 1542 677
42 The service animal definition is broader than most people realize. 1.6367 0.01354 3014 1579 951 484
43 The best part is that if the bag gets lost, the airline pays me $250. 1.6358 0.01188 3973 2100 1220 653
44 Of course, their favorite part of the trip is the luggage carousel. 1.6320 0.01127 4076 2080 1416 580
45 No, emotional baggage is free. 1.6315 0.01179 4133 2229 1198 706
46 It was a lot harder before the wheels 1.6304 0.01304 3195 1676 1024 495
47 Worst case scenario, TSA confiscates them. 1.6281 0.01269 3286 1707 1094 485
48 Yes, I'm going to Paris -- but the bag is only tagged for Newark. 1.6249 0.01259 3599 1955 1039 605
49 No, it's not cheaper. I just don't want to sit next to him for four hours. 1.6236 0.01310 3257 1754 975 528
50 It's the only advantage of having a spineless husband. 1.6232 0.01419 2909 1606 793 510
51 Last time they took my nail file, so here goes. 1.6202 0.01347 3052 1644 923 485
52 It seems like just yesterday that they could fit completely under the seat in front of me. 1.6171 0.01280 3139 1638 1065 436
53 You can check emotional baggage for free. 1.6139 0.01302 3354 1851 947 556
54 With the Platinum Card, there's no fee for emotional baggage. 1.6132 0.01279 3343 1811 1014 518
55 I go coach, they go cargo. Not a lot of difference. 1.6097 0.01340 2877 1523 954 400
56 We used to take my grandmother too, but we lost her last year. 1.6084 0.01508 2444 1345 711 388
57 Oh I'm not going anywhere, we're just here for x-rays. 1.6065 0.01512 2356 1280 723 353
58 I should've listened when friends said he came with baggage. 1.6051 0.01390 2821 1545 845 431
59 Yes, the divorce is final. But I am still carrying around a lot of baggage. 1.5971 0.01593 2100 1153 640 307
60 Traveling is so much easier now they are both registered as emotional support animals. 1.5963 0.01297 3168 1742 963 463
61 I had them both certified as emotional support animals. 1.5958 0.01479 2390 1303 750 337
62 ... and Todd's separation anxiety seems to be a thing of the past. 1.5946 0.02464 856 466 271 119
63 The kids took UPS. 1.5930 0.01366 2882 1600 855 427
64 So the guy I’m seeing is smart, sensitive, funny, and has the cutest dog, but he comes with baggage. 1.5923 0.01374 2747 1500 867 380
65 I always check my emotional baggage. 1.5902 0.01891 1474 814 450 210
66 He came with baggage. 1.5892 0.02427 874 478 277 119
67 You know how it is in a marriage. Sometimes you have to just carry on. 1.5871 0.01588 2095 1164 632 299
68 France? I'm going to Goodwill. 1.5857 0.01668 2047 1182 531 334
69 Sure it gets cold in the baggage department. That's why I let him have the dog. 1.5857 0.01533 2218 1228 681 309
70 I admire your ability to leave it all behind. 1.5852 0.01408 2640 1465 805 370
71 We used to fly united. 1.5822 0.01657 1972 1118 560 294
72 It was this or coming back to a filthy house. 1.5821 0.01529 2273 1277 669 327
73 They prefer the luggage compartment. More leg room. 1.5818 0.01425 2422 1314 807 301
74 Wait until he finds out I am headed to my mother's. 1.5815 0.01753 1797 1029 491 277
75 I can't believe yours fit in a carry-on bag. 1.5795 0.01794 1636 919 486 231
76 I can't carry on with him anymore. 1.5792 0.01541 2222 1250 657 315
77 If I bring him on the plane he'll just try to hump everything. As for the other one, pet fees are just way to high. 1.5759 0.02222 1146 670 292 184
78 You can save a ton of money on airfare, if you know the tricks. 1.5743 0.02441 834 460 269 105
79 I think he could be the one. He is dutiful, has a cute dog, and comes with no baggage. 1.5740 0.01393 2540 1397 828 315
80 I think I packed more than I need. 1.5729 0.01661 1859 1043 567 249
81 You know when you see a guy in the park with a cute little dog? You just want to take them home with you. 1.5724 0.01550 2016 1103 672 241
82 They love riding with the zipper down. 1.5715 0.01731 1678 935 527 216
83 For me, this trip is about losing some baggage. 1.5711 0.02086 1217 695 349 173
84 I brought some souvenirs back for my sister. 1.5683 0.02449 834 466 262 106
85 I'm glad it's just you and me this weekend. Jim's been clingy lately. 1.5638 0.01820 1575 904 454 217
86 This is now the most affordable way to get their X Rays taken. 1.5636 0.01542 2209 1272 629 308
87 Don’t worry! Security will be so distracted by my two right arms, they won’t even look in my bag. 1.5598 0.01951 1513 915 349 249
88 We’ve been carrying on for years 1.5592 0.01624 1901 1080 579 242
89 Check your excess baggage," my shrink said. "Then leave the airport. 1.5577 0.01920 1524 914 370 240
90 We shipped the kids ahead via Fedex. 1.5574 0.01818 1543 886 454 203
91 ...and if the bag gets lost, the airline replaces them. 1.5562 0.01754 1753 1034 463 256
92 I'm actually hoping that they DO lose my luggage. 1.5542 0.01683 1873 1100 508 265
93 I’m betting on the fact the airline will lose my luggage. 1.5538 0.01731 1766 1037 480 249
94 The weight limit doesn't apply to emotional baggage. 1.5456 0.01725 1776 1056 471 249
95 A vibrator and weed was my first choice. 1.5446 0.01886 1647 1028 341 278
96 I registered them both as Emotional Support Animals. 1.5430 0.01817 1593 949 423 221
97 I wasn't sure what I'd need for a week so I just packed everything. 1.5413 0.01741 1574 902 492 180
98 His therapist says he has to confront his fear of flying, dogs, and claustrophobia! 1.5405 0.01898 1421 840 394 187
99 Our cat would have put us over the weight limit. 1.5394 0.02138 1029 588 327 114
100 ....and then I said,"if you pay for the wedding I'll pay for the honeymoon". 1.5382 0.01943 1401 843 362 196
101 We all have baggage! 1.5362 0.02478 787 457 238 92
102 They don't charge extra for emotional baggage. 1.5348 0.01907 1466 890 368 208
103 I’ve FINALLY left him. 1.5342 0.02138 1215 752 277 186
104 Best twenty-five bucks I've ever spent and they just love the baggage carousel. 1.5339 0.01837 1444 845 427 172
105 He says it's more comfortable than the seats. 1.5335 0.01917 1552 973 330 249
106 TSA security checks are the only way we can afford xrays since the company dropped our dental coverage. 1.5317 0.01858 1484 890 399 195
107 He actually likes it better since it gives him more legroom than in coach. 1.5314 0.01870 1419 840 404 175
108 They love the carousel. 1.5303 0.01882 1305 752 414 139
109 I am going to gate check them and then go home for a quiet Christmas. 1.5257 0.01993 1286 778 340 168
110 It's one of the reasons I married a jockey. 1.5240 0.02267 979 590 265 124
111 If Jim can lose another ten pounds before our next flight, we'll be able to take the cat, too. 1.5233 0.01904 1244 718 401 125
112 Emotional baggage 1.5195 0.02011 1259 768 328 163
113 I've learned that you don't need a lot in life. If it can't fit into a suitcase, you don't really need it. 1.5188 0.01953 1195 698 374 123
114 Actually, it's much roomier than the seats in coach. 1.5176 0.01957 1219 720 367 132
115 They're having a sale: emotional baggage flies free. 1.5138 0.02284 975 600 249 126
116 Free baggage check in. More leg room than in coach. $1000 if bag is lost. 1.5121 0.02427 865 534 219 112
117 Are you really sure he's worth the extra baggage fee? 1.5112 0.02024 1121 665 339 117
118 He's my emotional support dog's emotional support person. 1.5069 0.02212 1018 628 264 126
119 They made us take his mother out at weigh-in. 1.5057 0.02153 1044 638 284 122
120 Frankly... I'm hoping they lose my luggage 1.5053 0.02191 1031 636 269 126
121 The bag check fees are still cheaper than a babysitter and the kennel. 1.5053 0.02105 1033 618 308 107
122 They actually have more leg room. 1.5048 0.02215 1032 643 257 132
123 Wait 'til you see the faces of the x-ray readers at security. 1.5047 0.02675 642 385 190 67
124 It's actually roomier than the airline seat. 1.5039 0.02136 1018 614 295 109
125 Actually, the overhead is a lot roomier. 1.5025 0.02133 999 599 298 102
126 My husband's up ahead. He has our daughter and the cat. 1.5020 0.02186 978 593 279 106
127 It's my emotional baggage. 1.5005 0.02234 975 602 258 115
128 This is the only way we can afford a family vacation under the GOP tax plan. 1.4990 0.02269 960 598 245 117
129 Dan's got sciatica and no insurance, and Tugger swallowed something. YOU find a cheaper x-ray! 1.4978 0.02334 930 586 225 119
130 Don’t judge. We’ve all got baggage. 1.4977 0.02346 886 550 231 105
131 I always bring too much. 1.4968 0.02790 626 389 163 74
132 There's actually more legroom in the suitcase than in the airline seat. 1.4962 0.02309 919 573 236 110
133 He says it's a lot roomier than coach. 1.4926 0.02338 879 547 231 101
134 No. Scooter's the emotional support animal. John's just cheap. 1.4918 0.02351 858 532 230 96
135 I'm hoping the airline loses my luggage. 1.4913 0.02432 865 553 199 113
136 It’s roomier and cheaper than coach. 1.4907 0.02374 858 537 221 100
137 I have never left my bag unattended. Why do you ask? 1.4900 0.02356 847 525 229 93
138 It's the cheapest way to get X-rays. 1.4893 0.02391 844 529 217 98
139 To be honest, I wouldn’t mind if they lost my bag this time. 1.4893 0.02421 844 534 207 103
140 The kids are in the checked bag. 1.4872 0.02408 819 512 215 92
141 He just wanted more legroom than coach. 1.4842 0.02541 791 511 177 103
142 I can’t wait until he figures out he’s been checked instead of carried on. 1.4828 0.02463 783 493 202 88
143 We live out of a suitcase. 1.4828 0.02403 783 484 220 79
144 With a little luck, my luggage will get lost. 1.4826 0.02524 777 497 185 95
145 The odds of the airline loosing my luggage make it worth the risk. 1.4820 0.02495 778 494 193 91
146 Did you ship your husband ahead of time? 1.4817 0.02490 766 483 197 86
147 One's a service dog and one's a rescue. 1.4808 0.02469 757 473 204 80
148 We could have brought the kids if not for the "one bag" policy. 1.4803 0.02398 760 466 223 71
149 We met when he fell out of the overhead. 1.4793 0.02576 726 462 180 84
150 The therapy man is for me. The therapy dog is for him. 1.4788 0.02681 589 358 180 51
151 Rex has been so much less anxious since we got him an emotional support human 1.4785 0.02572 744 478 176 90
152 I'm taking a stay-cation. My baggage is going to Florida. 1.4774 0.02533 731 462 189 80
153 I thought of upgrading to an exit row, but for the same $25 I can just check a bag and bring the whole family. 1.4765 0.02536 724 457 189 78
154 Really, they're not on the list of prohibited items. 1.4765 0.02536 724 457 189 78
155 Getting them through TSA was easy. The hard part is fitting this in the overhead. 1.4765 0.02480 722 448 204 70
156 I didn't realize how much baggage I'd have after my divorce. 1.4755 0.02664 715 467 156 92
157 The vacation will help, but somehow I still feel the weight of my family. 1.4755 0.02513 715 447 196 72
158 for the price of two tickets, I get to go first class and there's always the bonus chance that they'll lose my bag. 1.4737 0.02614 703 451 171 81
159 He came with baggage, but don't we all? 1.4726 0.02607 694 443 174 77
160 But then I realized we all come with baggage... 1.4725 0.02515 692 430 197 65
161 I had to check Mother. 1.4717 0.02701 689 451 151 87
162 I'm going to the Bahamas, they're going to De Moines. 1.4706 0.02589 680 430 180 70
163 He says it's more comfortable than coach. 1.4705 0.02560 678 425 187 66
164 Do you know how much X-rays from a doctor costs? 1.4694 0.02706 671 437 153 81
165 Charlie says it's more comfortable than Economy. 1.4682 0.02601 660 416 179 65
166 I just “declared” that my husband is incredibly cheap. She laughed and let me right through... 1.4671 0.02594 653 410 181 62
167 Rex just hates being left home alone. And then, of course, there’s the dog. 1.4670 0.02654 651 415 168 68
168 They're both rescues. 1.4668 0.02693 647 416 160 71
169 It's easier than trying to get through with a water bottle. 1.4659 0.02731 646 420 151 75
170 Not only is it cheaper, it's more comfortable for them than coach. 1.4657 0.02672 642 410 165 67
171 No, I'm kinda counting on them losing my luggage. 1.4657 0.02718 627 402 158 67
172 No electronics, lithium batteries or handguns. I think we'll be OK. 1.4650 0.02500 643 393 201 49
173 My therapist keeps telling me that my baggage from past relationships is what's really weighing me down. 1.4647 0.02668 637 406 166 65
174 They're both rescues. 1.4641 0.02650 640 407 169 64
175 My emotional baggage is more literal than most people's. 1.4623 0.02811 610 399 140 71
176 I guess there's oxygen in the luggage compartment. Why do you ask? 1.4615 0.02691 611 388 164 59
177 You actually get a few square inches more than in a seat. 1.4607 0.02684 610 387 165 58
178 This? Oh, this is nothing. I checked the kids all the way to our final destination. 1.4605 0.02750 608 392 152 64
179 I'm so glad to have seen the last of that jerk and his little dog. 1.4604 0.02834 606 399 135 72
180 It was either the suitcase or a middle seat. 1.4573 0.02708 586 371 162 53
181 This way, I doubt they'll notice the bottle of water in my carry-on. 1.4572 0.02704 584 369 163 52
182 The baggage carousel ride is the high point of their trip. 1.4558 0.02835 577 376 139 62
183 And he claimed that I couldn't carry on without him. 1.4558 0.02835 577 376 139 62
184 Are we there yet ? 1.4545 0.03100 572 398 88 86
185 Who says what happens in Vegas has to stay there? 1.4544 0.02784 570 366 149 55
186 I am really looking forward to our girl's weekend. Tim seemed fine staying home with the dog. 1.4528 0.02770 561 358 152 51
187 Yeah, I still have some baggage from the divorce. 1.4526 0.02788 559 358 149 52
188 He doesn't even know I've left. 1.4507 0.02955 548 364 121 63
189 Emotional baggage flies free. 1.4505 0.02974 546 364 118 64
190 Who says everything has to stay in Vegas? 1.4484 0.02968 533 353 121 59
191 It's so nice to get away and have a break from being with Jeffrey and that stupid little dog of his. 1.4484 0.02992 533 355 117 61
192 I was the only one upgraded to a seat. 1.4482 0.02842 531 341 142 48
193 You're lucky yours isn't afraid of the dark. 1.4475 0.02948 514 335 128 51
194 The TSA said it was okay as long as he wasn't carrying fingernail scissors. 1.4474 0.02900 532 347 132 53
195 I just keep thinking about all the shoes I could have brought. 1.4472 0.02968 530 351 121 58
196 I wanted to board them both but the kennel wouldn't take Alan. 1.4466 0.02931 524 343 128 53
197 The TSA noticed? Oh, please! 1.4466 0.02906 524 341 132 51
198 When I told him I was leaving him and his annoying little dog, he just smiled. 1.4464 0.02940 522 342 127 53
199 We've been living out of a suitcase for a while now 1.4464 0.02876 522 337 137 48
200 It's not baggage . It's our one bedroom Manhattan apartment 1.4464 0.02977 522 345 121 56
201 No, I'm not going. Just them. 1.4449 0.03035 517 346 112 59
202 I was able to get everything in one bag... 1.4447 0.02942 515 337 127 51
203 With the price of checked bags, I’m going to get my money’s worth! 1.4444 0.03083 486 322 112 52
204 I told you, Jessica, they only check for metal and liquids. 1.4442 0.02959 511 335 125 51
205 Only way we can afford an X-ray. 1.4442 0.03050 502 334 113 55
206 I left them with my ex-. Why do you ask? 1.4426 0.03130 470 312 108 50
207 It feels like I over packed again. 1.4422 0.02943 502 327 128 47
208 Beer and a catheter and he's good for six hours. 1.4412 0.02962 510 336 123 51
209 I guess it is a marriage of convenience since he fits in the overhead. 1.4404 0.02902 495 319 134 42
210 Don't be silly, you can't bring the dog, without having someone to walk him. 1.4402 0.02981 493 323 123 47
211 Security is fine with it. As long as I don't pack a laptop. 1.4399 0.03031 491 325 116 50
212 Oh, I just told him this was a girls' trip and he couldn't come. What did you tell yours? 1.4394 0.02993 487 319 122 46
213 I couldn't wait to get away from my obsessive boyfriend and his inseparable dog. 1.4378 0.03014 482 317 119 46
214 Ever wish they'd lose your luggage? 1.4378 0.03000 482 316 121 45
215 Well, TSA has a 95% failure rate so we figured, why not? 1.4370 0.02938 476 307 130 39
216 No problem. This is an open-carry state. 1.4355 0.03155 473 320 100 53
217 I decided to bring my emotional baggage with me too 1.4352 0.03122 471 316 105 50
218 His web profile said he was very frugal. I'm still getting used to it. 1.4347 0.02866 467 296 139 32
219 It’s a lot cheaper than coach and they get more leg room. 1.4347 0.03097 467 311 109 47
220 I don't know how much longer we can carry on like this. 1.4344 0.03016 465 304 120 41
221 We did the math after the Republican tax plan passed, and it looks like this will be the only way we'll be able to take family vacations at all. 1.4344 0.03136 465 312 104 49
222 Remind me to pick up the kids from the baggage carousel. 1.4338 0.03065 461 304 114 43
223 "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," my ass. 1.4338 0.03171 461 311 100 50
224 Skippy was easy, but it took a team of shrinks to get Dave designated as a service husband. 1.4338 0.03126 461 308 106 47
225 First time I've hoped they lose my luggage. 1.4338 0.03019 461 301 120 40
226 Yours don't need air?? 1.4336 0.03240 459 314 91 54
227 We got a great deal on postage for the baby. 1.4326 0.03235 460 315 91 54
228 I normally FedEx them. 1.4323 0.02936 458 294 130 34
229 I’m at that age when I can finally carry on an affair. 1.4323 0.03048 458 301 116 41
230 I'm a terrible packer. I can never decide what to bring and what to leave at home! 1.4323 0.03032 458 300 118 40
231 The funniest part is I think they have more legroom than I do. 1.4323 0.03032 458 300 118 40
232 I'm told Baggage class is the new Economy. 1.4320 0.03196 456 309 97 50
233 Sometimes I just let them ride the carousel for a while. 1.4317 0.03018 454 296 120 38
234 If they get too rambunctious I just tell 'em to zip it. 1.4314 0.03060 452 297 115 40
235 Carry on? No, just baggage. 1.4299 0.03206 442 298 98 46
236 I feel a little bad for Fluffy. I know what it's like sitting next to Harold. 1.4295 0.03132 447 298 106 43
237 I just tell the flight attendants that they're my service dog and service husband. 1.4295 0.03164 447 300 102 45
238 The only way I can get him to fly is if he's half in the bag. 1.4289 0.03248 443 302 92 49
239 Excuse me. Do you know where the emotional baggage check line is? 1.4289 0.03325 443 307 82 54
240 I'm leaving town because this weird little contortionist and his creepy dog were stalking me 1.4286 0.03258 441 301 91 49
241 I can't believe I bagged a man and a pet on the same trip. 1.4282 0.03156 439 293 104 42
242 Okay, he' not tall, dark and handsome; but, he travels well. 1.4276 0.03005 435 281 122 32
243 Size matters. 1.4258 0.03380 411 282 83 46
244 They love riding the luggage carousel. 1.4256 0.03185 430 288 101 41
245 As long as he fits under the seat, it’s allowed. 1.4256 0.03185 430 288 101 41
246 Oh, that's Dave, my comfort manimal. 1.4252 0.03126 428 283 108 37
247 No, I think he actually took the breakup news quite well. 1.4252 0.03213 428 288 98 42
248 When I saw their Bags Fly Free commercial, I figured "Why not?" 1.4249 0.03240 426 288 95 43
249 The service dog has really helped him with his fear of flying 1.4249 0.03154 426 283 105 38
250 I would never pack a dog all alone in luggage. 1.4242 0.03068 429 281 114 34
251 Surprise, surprise. They're checked through to Minneapolis, I'm going on to San Francisco." 1.4242 0.03364 422 292 81 49
252 I really need this girls trip. He's been really clingy lately. 1.4238 0.03168 420 279 104 37
253 For the price of a checked bag, I brought the whole family. 1.4234 0.03232 418 281 97 40
254 My friends told me he came with baggage. 1.4223 0.03192 412 274 102 36
255 We all have baggage! 1.4221 0.03165 417 277 104 36
256 It’s how I get them free x-rays. 1.4221 0.03091 417 273 112 32
257 Oh, I just ask, “You wanna go for a ride?” They both jump right in. 1.4217 0.03193 415 277 101 37
258 And it's always such a show stopper at security. 1.4217 0.03120 415 273 109 33
259 He says there's actually more room than an economy seat. 1.4209 0.03270 411 278 93 40
260 It was worse when suitcases didn't have wheels. 1.4209 0.03178 411 273 103 35
261 Tom? Oh, I made him stay home with the dog. 1.4201 0.03256 407 274 95 38
262 A spa weekend with my best girlfriend, what could possibly go wrong? 1.4201 0.03199 407 271 101 35
263 They loved the roof rack on the ride over too. 1.4200 0.03220 400 266 100 34
264 And the upside is that the X-ray system has neutered them both! 1.4199 0.03245 412 278 95 39
265 My new boyfriend? He's a lawyer; says he's in a big case right now. 1.4198 0.03248 405 272 96 37
266 We had no choice. The dog ate John's photo ID. 1.4198 0.03341 405 277 86 42
267 Yes. I suppose we all have baggage. 1.4194 0.03278 403 272 93 38
268 It’s baggage from the divorce. 1.4194 0.03353 403 276 85 42
269 The cat's out of the bag. 1.4194 0.03334 403 275 87 41
270 I am secretly praying they lose my luggage this time. 1.4183 0.03328 404 276 87 41
271 I always considered them extra baggage anyway. 1.4175 0.03218 400 267 99 34
272 Did you remember to pack Mom? 1.4173 0.03266 405 274 93 38
273 It wasn't the cheapest flight, but I heard they always lose your bag. 1.4171 0.03307 398 270 90 38
274 I had them registered as therapy animals. 1.4167 0.03318 396 269 89 38
275 The luggage screener said Johnny’s tibia has a hairline fracture, but that it should heal on its own. With deductibles going up, it’s great the TSA is helping out. 1.4158 0.03323 392 266 89 37
276 The fun part is smashing it into the overhead bin. 1.4152 0.03400 395 273 80 42
277 I’m so excited to spend a week away from Fred and his stupid dog. 1.4149 0.03307 388 262 91 35
278 I had no choice. The dog ate his passport. 1.4149 0.03347 388 264 87 37
279 It's okay, I have no liquids. 1.4134 0.03188 387 256 102 29
280 This is the first time I've left him alone with the dog. 1.4125 0.03377 383 262 84 37
281 I can't wait to get a break from my husband and his damn dog. 1.4125 0.03295 383 258 92 33
282 The leg room is the same and its cheaper. 1.4125 0.03232 383 255 98 30
283 Then we figured out a way to make the baggage fee work for us. 1.4125 0.03080 383 248 112 23
284 It's easier to pack them than to pack for them. 1.4119 0.03317 386 262 89 35
285 It is not so much getting away from it all as it is taking it all somewhere else for a while. 1.4116 0.03298 379 255 92 32
286 He said this offers more leg room than flying coach 1.4116 0.03340 379 257 88 34
287 It's actually spacious compared to our apartment in the Village. 1.4116 0.03255 379 253 96 30
288 Let's see him hit on the flight attendants now. 1.4111 0.03394 377 258 83 36
289 United is overbooked again. 1.4111 0.03415 377 259 81 37
290 They upgraded from economy to cargo. 1.4107 0.03279 375 251 94 30
291 He's always been excess baggage. 1.4097 0.03325 371 250 90 31
292 There's more legroom than our seats in economy. 1.4096 0.03250 376 251 96 29
293 Amazing, your three children and a babysitter! I don’t see a bulge. It’s flat perfectly flat. 1.4093 0.03436 364 249 81 34
294 One is an emotional support animal, the other a financial support one. 1.4092 0.03403 369 252 83 34
295 I'm counting on the airline to lose my bag for most of the vacation... 1.4092 0.03424 369 253 81 35
296 He's really into this whole tiny home movement. 1.4092 0.03488 369 256 75 38
297 And why do you think I have separation issues? 1.4077 0.03464 363 250 78 35
298 FedEx couldn't guarantee he'd arrive by tomorrow. 1.4072 0.03433 361 247 81 33
299 We’ve been carrying on for years 1.4072 0.03433 361 247 81 33
300 You can never repack it correctly after they make you open it up at security. 1.4072 0.03272 361 240 95 26
301 He needs an X-ray but hates the doctor. 1.4072 0.03365 361 244 87 30
302 At first, I didn't want him to see a shrink. 1.4061 0.03447 362 249 79 34
303 For some longer flights, they let you carry on your therapy dog and your therapist, too. 1.4056 0.03438 360 247 80 33
304 When I left, he was playing hide and seek with my daughter. 1.4056 0.03438 360 247 80 33
305 Why do they always ask you if you packed your own luggage? 1.4050 0.03406 358 244 83 31
306 Oh, they love it! They can make as much noise as they want in the baggage compartment. 1.4050 0.03474 358 247 77 34
307 You can get anything past T.S.A. as long as you leave the laptop at home. 1.4046 0.03334 351 235 90 26
308 My baggage is mostly emotional. 1.4034 0.03469 352 242 78 32
309 I just told them, keep calm and be carried on. 1.4034 0.03422 352 240 82 30
310 I didn't know what to pack so I just threw in everything. 1.4034 0.03351 352 237 88 27
311 In NYC, this is considered a loft with a view 1.4034 0.03516 352 244 74 34
312 If anyone asks, he's a service animal. 1.4029 0.03483 350 241 77 32
313 Doesn't your mom ever need air? 1.4029 0.03530 350 243 73 34
314 The airlines are now calling first class what used to be economy and calling economy what used to be the overhead bin. 1.4017 0.03535 346 240 73 33
315 You wouldn't believe the way he carries on. 1.4012 0.03463 339 231 80 28
316 Ever feel like you carry your baggage with you wherever you go? 1.4012 0.03501 344 237 76 31
317 It's about the same size as his studio apartment in the Village. 1.4006 0.03441 342 233 81 28
318 I checked the TSA website for prohibited items in carry-on. 1.4000 0.03275 340 225 94 21
319 He came with his own baggage. 1.4000 0.03405 340 230 84 26
320 I told him I needed space and he's totally okay with it. 1.3994 0.03418 338 229 83 26
321 If I don't take them, they tear up the house. 1.3988 0.03534 336 232 74 30
322 Don't worry, the scanner only detects intelligence. 1.3988 0.03584 336 234 70 32
323 As long as they're in a clear plastic bag, it's fine. 1.3988 0.03458 336 229 80 27
324 He thinks we're both getting on the plane. 1.3988 0.03483 336 230 78 28
325 If they're going to charge me for everything I carry on, I'm going to carry on everything. 1.3988 0.03509 336 231 76 29
326 They’ll let him on. He’s an emotional support husband. 1.3988 0.03483 336 230 78 28
327 He knows that bag fees cost the same as a seat, but he feels like he gets more leg room in cargo. 1.3970 0.03138 335 217 103 15
328 I pay a little more in baggage fees but the ticket savings is phenomenal. 1.3970 0.03463 335 229 79 27
329 So where can you check emotional baggage? 1.3970 0.03540 335 232 73 30
330 It’s more comfortable than Economy class. 1.3970 0.03540 335 232 73 30
331 I decided to bring all my baggage for this trip. 1.3970 0.03590 335 234 69 32
332 My daughter and cat got to go last time. 1.3969 0.03373 325 217 87 21
333 I promised if the were good boys they could go with me. 1.3958 0.03518 331 228 75 28
334 It's okay I have them both registered as service pets 1.3958 0.03595 331 231 69 31
335 He insists that there's more leg room this way. 1.3951 0.03371 329 221 86 22
336 What did your husband say about getting away for a ladies’ only weekend? 1.3951 0.03343 329 220 88 21
337 My therapist says I have too much baggage. 1.3951 0.03636 329 231 66 32
338 That's the baggage I bring to family Christmas. 1.3939 0.03523 330 228 74 28
339 He promised to watch the kids and dog, and he even packed my bag. 1.3925 0.03592 321 223 70 28
340 The hard part was getting the kids in there too. 1.3912 0.03705 317 224 62 31
341 It was so odd! My husband was completely fine with the idea of a girls' trip to Las Vegas! 1.3912 0.03396 317 213 84 20
342 Marrying a shorter man has been very economical. 1.3903 0.03260 310 203 93 14
343 I just can't carry on without them. 1.3898 0.03598 313 217 70 26
344 We’ve only met online. I hope he understands that I come with baggage. 1.3898 0.03710 313 221 62 30
345 I know, I have a lot of baggage. 1.3898 0.03332 313 208 88 17
346 Of course I expect push-back from TSA. Mr. Squiggles was born in Toronto and Carson is a socialist from Marin County. 1.3898 0.03792 313 224 56 33
347 The overweight luggage fee was waaaay cheaper than an extra ticket and they always play well together. 1.3896 0.03491 308 209 78 21
348 For once, I wouldn't mind if they lost my luggage. 1.3891 0.03614 311 216 69 26
349 Under the President's new tax plan, when traveling for business, you can claim everything that fits in your suitcase as an expense. 1.3891 0.03727 311 220 61 30
350 The dog comforts me. He comforts the dog. 1.3891 0.03614 311 216 69 26
351 My airline loses 50% of their customers' luggage on international flights. Best odds available. 1.3889 0.03743 306 216 61 29
352 They said 'no fees' for emotional baggage. 1.3883 0.03687 309 217 64 28
353 The x-rays here are free of charge 1.3883 0.03542 309 212 74 23
354 Without question the best way to distract them from the drugs that I smuggle in my rectum. 1.3876 0.03981 307 226 43 38
355 Oh that, it's just a few little things that remind me of home. 1.3876 0.03617 307 213 69 25
356 A little Xanax and they're good boys all the way to Seattle. 1.3876 0.03527 307 210 75 22
357 They’re always so excited till they realize we’re visiting my parents. 1.3876 0.03617 307 213 69 25
358 I've been carrying him for years. 1.3876 0.03646 307 214 67 26
359 The dog is mine, but the man sat next to me on the flight and we just hit it off! 1.3871 0.03562 310 214 72 24
360 I feel like I forgot to pack someone. 1.3871 0.03871 310 225 50 35
361 It was a great vacation. My suitcase is stuffed with souvenirs. 1.3871 0.03649 310 217 66 27
362 'That duty free shop has EVERYTHING!' 1.3869 0.03662 305 213 66 26
363 JetBlue. Why do you ask? 1.3869 0.03749 305 216 60 29
364 We've all got baggage. 1.3861 0.03679 303 212 65 26
365 He's excited because I told him there would be a carousel ride when we got there. 1.3861 0.03496 303 206 77 20
366 Do you know if emotional baggages cost extra? 1.3861 0.03588 303 209 71 23
367 Well, there was that one time that they lost my luggage in Atlanta. But it seemed like the time apart just strengthened our relationship. 1.3856 0.03768 306 218 58 30
368 He shouldn’t be surprised, I told him I had serious baggage from my last relationship. 1.3854 0.03604 301 208 70 23
369 No, really, you can carry on almost anything if you’re white. 1.3854 0.03755 301 213 60 28
370 So if you fly first class, you can't even hear them yelling in the storage bay! 1.3854 0.03725 301 212 62 27
371 I no longer resent the baggage fee. 1.3854 0.03573 301 207 72 22
372 There's more legroom in the overhead bin. 1.3846 0.03772 299 212 59 28
373 Companion passes aren’t what they used to be. 1.3846 0.03589 299 206 71 22
374 The cat missed its connection. 1.3838 0.03667 297 207 66 24
375 When one door closes, another bag opens. 1.3838 0.03729 297 209 62 26
376 The extra baggage fee is worth the peace and quiet during the flight. 1.3838 0.03878 297 214 52 31
377 They'll get plenty of fresh air once we're in Maui. 1.3801 0.03340 292 194 85 13
378 The hardest part was getting his weight under 23 kilos. 1.3798 0.03654 287 199 67 21
379 His mother packed his bag. 1.3793 0.03725 290 204 62 24
380 I ship the kids. 1.3785 0.03869 288 207 53 28
381 It's not a problem. I just line the suitcase with plastic. 1.3785 0.03774 288 204 59 25
382 It was easy--we just added wheels and a handle to our tiny house. 1.3785 0.03806 288 205 57 26
383 Check-in's a bit of a pain, but he LOVES the slide and carousel at Baggage Claim. 1.3776 0.03627 286 198 68 20
384 He's my service Doug. 1.3776 0.03824 286 204 56 26
385 With AirbnB, I'm even renting out my luggage. 1.3776 0.03660 286 199 66 21
386 He says there'e actually more room than first class. 1.3772 0.03773 281 198 60 23
387 His name is Justin Case. 1.3768 0.04032 284 209 43 32
388 You think airport security is tough? Try travelling as a ventriloquist. 1.3768 0.03843 284 203 55 26
389 Last week I let the cat out of the bag. 1.3768 0.03843 284 203 55 26
390 Aruba wasn’t our first choice, but on Southwest bags fly for free. 1.3759 0.03590 282 194 70 18
391 Support animals. One for emotion. One for sex! 1.3759 0.03796 282 200 58 24
392 I saw them in Italy and just had to have them. 1.3750 0.03571 280 192 71 17
393 It was either this or two in coach. 1.3750 0.03535 280 191 73 16
394 Well, I finally bagged me a man. 1.3750 0.03847 280 200 55 25
395 You know me. I always save room in my luggage for souvenirs. 1.3750 0.03712 280 196 63 21
396 Their frequent flyer program needs work, but their carry on policy is excellent. 1.3746 0.03615 283 196 68 19
397 So I said,"Look, I'm going...you two just carry-on," 1.3745 0.03793 275 194 59 22
398 It's the only way I can afford to get them X-Rays. 1.3745 0.03614 275 189 69 17
399 ... and that's how the Companion Pass really pays off. 1.3741 0.03514 278 189 74 15
400 The first bag flies free. 1.3732 0.03747 276 194 61 21
401 They love the carousel in baggage claim. 1.3732 0.03676 276 192 65 19
402 They've both been excess baggage for a while now. 1.3723 0.03621 282 196 67 19
403 No, I've never flown before 1.3723 0.03938 274 198 50 26
404 The only real problem is they both think they are the good boy. 1.3713 0.03674 272 189 65 18
405 For once I can only hope they lose my baggage. 1.3712 0.04045 264 192 46 26
406 If you think I'm weird for walking backward while pulling my stupid son and his dog in my bag, then check out the man with the transparent pants getting on the escalator. 1.3704 0.03873 270 193 54 23
407 We're carrying on. 1.3704 0.03765 270 190 60 20
408 Don’t tell me you don’t have some baggage from past relationships. 1.3704 0.03654 270 187 66 17
409 If we're paying extra to check a bag, we might as well get out money's worth. 1.3704 0.03691 270 188 64 18
410 He's actually the first guy who doesn't think I have too much baggage. 1.3684 0.03839 266 189 56 21
411 He said he wouldn't be able to carry on without me. 1.3684 0.03839 266 189 56 21
412 Due to a typo, therapy dogs and therapists now fly free. 1.3684 0.04020 266 194 46 26
413 Hopefully they have gate-check, so I don't have to hold up the line stuffing him into the overhead bin. 1.3684 0.03571 266 182 70 14
414 Oh, I'm not going anywhere. I'm just sending them to my ex-husband for the holidays. 1.3684 0.03948 266 192 50 24
415 Maybe your right, I should have said I have excess baggage on my dating profile. 1.3684 0.03839 266 189 56 21
416 The brochure said "one comfort dog" and the website said "one comfort doug". 1.3684 0.04090 266 196 42 28
417 I usually leave them home but this is our honeymoon. 1.3684 0.03839 266 189 56 21
418 John definitely trusts me, why do you ask? 1.3674 0.03706 264 184 63 17
419 No, he's not clingy. Why do you ask? 1.3674 0.03783 264 186 59 19
420 I don't think he's any more clingy than my last boyfriend. Why do you ask? 1.3674 0.03783 264 186 59 19
421 It's easier than getting him to pack his own suitcase. 1.3674 0.03895 264 189 53 22
422 He's afraid of flying, so I brought his emotional support human. 1.3664 0.03802 262 185 58 19
423 I guess I love him, but he comes with baggage. 1.3664 0.03952 262 189 50 23
424 They love to ride the luggage carousel. 1.3654 0.03662 260 180 65 15
425 Actually, the 'checked bag' fee works out well for me. 1.3654 0.03742 260 182 61 17
426 The kids are in the checked baggage. 1.3654 0.03897 260 186 53 21
427 I used to worry about the x-ray machine but Trump's EPA says radiation is good for you. 1.3654 0.04010 260 189 47 24
428 It's ok, they're both service animals. 1.3654 0.03897 260 186 53 21
429 No, I'm not ready to settle down...who needs that kind of baggage? 1.3643 0.03720 258 180 62 16
430 Our vacations cost a lost less since I had my doctor verify that he’s just a comfort animal. 1.3643 0.04105 258 190 42 26
431 I may have over packed. 1.3643 0.03879 258 184 54 20
432 He's a nice enough guy but I'm petty sure he's got some abandonment issues. 1.3643 0.03800 258 182 58 18
433 I am so looking forward to this trip, Sally. Peter and Daisy were driving me crazy at home. 1.3643 0.03638 258 178 66 14
434 The airline charges less for stowaways than carry-ons. 1.3633 0.03697 256 178 63 15
435 Of course they're considered baggage. 1.3633 0.03899 256 183 53 20
436 My shrink tells me they are excess baggage in my life and to start treating them that way. 1.3633 0.03859 256 182 55 19
437 They wanted to ride on the carousel. 1.3633 0.03819 256 181 57 18
438 He seems comfortable with my baggage. 1.3633 0.04015 256 186 47 23
439 Well, according to my therapist I have a lot of baggage. 1.3625 0.03745 251 175 61 15
440 I’d like to meet someone who doesn’t come with so much baggage. 1.3622 0.04036 254 185 46 23
441 It's going to be a fun girls-only weekend. No husband nor dog. 1.3622 0.04224 254 190 36 28
442 On the return flight it's me in the bag. 1.3622 0.03919 254 182 52 20
443 Don't ask where I put the cat. 1.3622 0.03919 254 182 52 20
444 The baggage fee is worth not listening to them whine the whole flight. 1.3622 0.03756 254 178 60 16
445 It really matters little where we're flying, as long as they get to ride the baggage carousel! 1.3622 0.04150 254 188 40 26
446 It'll be heavenly - a week away with no kids, no pets. 1.3611 0.03899 252 180 53 19
447 He insists it's more comfortable than flying coach... 1.3611 0.04058 252 184 45 23
448 They are both service animals. They fly free. 1.3611 0.03817 252 178 57 17
449 Buying him a ticket was five hundred dollars; checking a bag is only fifty. 1.3611 0.03858 252 179 55 18
450 He's been carrying on for years. 1.3607 0.03945 244 174 52 18
451 I know it's all in my head, but I swear I can still hear them whining. 1.3603 0.03994 247 178 49 20
452 It's fine up there unless someone stows a cat. 1.3600 0.03794 250 176 58 16
453 They live for the carousel. 1.3600 0.03919 250 179 52 19
454 I work for Amazon. We're always testing new delivery ideas. 1.3595 0.03789 242 169 59 14
455 Oh, you BET I'm gonna check it ... 1.3592 0.03889 245 174 54 17
456 It's a new frequent flyer program they call "family and pets." 1.3592 0.03931 245 175 52 18
457 People in New York City wouldn't call it a small space. 1.3592 0.03931 245 175 52 18
458 He's a therapy husband 1.3592 0.03931 245 175 52 18
459 My therapist says I've got too much emotional baggage. 1.3592 0.04098 245 179 44 22
460 A seat in coach is $300 but a checked back is only $25. 1.3580 0.04037 243 176 47 20
461 My shrink told me to check all my baggage. 1.3580 0.04121 243 178 43 22
462 They're hoping for an upgrade. 1.3580 0.03731 243 169 61 13
463 They love that roller coaster at the baggage claim. 1.3580 0.03909 243 173 53 17
464 You know that bag is too big for carry on, don't you? Who said anything about carry on? 1.3577 0.03960 246 177 50 19
465 The cat hates travel. 1.3568 0.03930 241 172 52 17
466 How do they manage during the trip? Depends. 1.3568 0.04144 241 177 42 22
467 It's the only way to get my husband out of the house. 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
468 He hasn't had any liquids for 24 hours, so I think we'll make it. 1.3568 0.03795 241 169 58 14
469 I’m still astonished that Stanley gave me so little grief about abandoning him for our girls’ weekend. 1.3554 0.04045 242 176 46 20
470 It's the first time I ever wanted my luggage to get lost! 1.3554 0.03960 242 174 50 18
471 Once they run out of air in the overhead bin, they'll be quiet. 1.3550 0.03950 231 164 52 15
472 I may just lose this luggage. It's simpler than divorce! 1.3544 0.03926 237 169 52 16
473 I still can't believe Doug didn't seem to mind that I was going away for a girl's weekend... 1.3544 0.04104 237 173 44 20
474 Yes, my kids did help me pack. 1.3544 0.03972 237 170 50 17
475 He's funny, he's sweet and he's cheap. Really, really cheap. 1.3544 0.04061 237 172 46 19
476 Yeah it's cheaper, but my husband really likes having the extra legroom. 1.3544 0.04104 237 173 44 20
477 Kevin was super supportive of our girl's getaway AND he even helped me pack! 1.3534 0.03794 249 177 56 16
478 Our marriage counselor suggested we take a trip together. 1.3532 0.03759 235 164 59 12
479 I was surprised when I left the house that my husband didn’t carry on like he usually does. 1.3532 0.03947 235 168 51 16
480 Finally, just you and I. 1.3519 0.03874 233 165 54 14
481 I was shocked when our dog agreed to the plan as well. 1.3519 0.03874 233 165 54 14
482 Well worth the checked baggage fee. 1.3519 0.03678 233 161 62 10
483 Yes, I am leaving Mark. He was just excess baggage. 1.3519 0.03874 233 165 54 14
484 I called his bluff. 1.3519 0.03874 233 165 54 14
485 Yeah, I expect to get caught. But if I'm not trending on Facebook what's the point of living? 1.3506 0.03990 231 166 49 16
486 The money we save pays for the dog's therapy. 1.3506 0.03990 231 166 49 16
487 I'm hoping the x-ray screening neuters both of them. 1.3506 0.04175 231 170 41 20
488 I checked mine through.” 1.3506 0.03846 231 163 55 13
489 He came with baggage. 1.3506 0.04264 231 172 37 22
490 Think I should have put them in clear baggies? 1.3506 0.04129 231 169 43 19
491 It was a pretty smooth transition, given the amount of time he spends in the doghouse. 1.3506 0.03943 231 165 51 15
492 It's okay, they're not on the TSA prohibited items list. 1.3504 0.03813 234 165 56 13
493 I wasn't going to bring them, but they've been very good boys. 1.3493 0.03916 229 163 52 14
494 The checked baggage fee is *so* worth it! 1.3493 0.04012 229 165 48 16
495 Aren't they adorable? I couldn't make up my mind which one I liked better, so I got both of them. 1.3493 0.03916 229 163 52 14
496 yea, that hide your family app was terrific! 1.3493 0.04012 229 165 48 16
497 My husband is very flexible. Figuratively....and, well obviously... 1.3493 0.04153 229 168 42 19
498 My therapist thinks I just have to accept my baggage and move on 1.3493 0.04060 229 166 46 17
499 Bob has trouble with good-byes. 1.3493 0.03766 229 160 58 11
500 Oh, he's allowed as my dog's service compainion. 1.3493 0.03916 229 163 52 14
501 Yeah, the overhead is pretty snug for them, but with a little Benadryl they mostly sleep through the flight. 1.3493 0.04060 229 166 46 17
502 Sparky can go 4 hours or more without needing to go, but I'm kinda worried about Sam. 1.3480 0.04083 227 165 45 17
503 They're service animals. 1.3480 0.04083 227 165 45 17
504 We did the math, it was cheaper than the extra baggage fee 1.3478 0.04092 230 168 44 18
505 This is all my baggage. 1.3468 0.03839 222 156 55 11
506 He has more leg room this way. 1.3467 0.04057 225 163 46 16
507 Last time I checked luggage, I lost my favorite boots. But the airline reimbursed me for almost double and I got a way better pair. 1.3467 0.03857 225 159 54 12
508 $35 to check a bag is really a bargain, when you think about it. 1.3453 0.04030 223 161 47 15
509 You're lucky you don't carry around the same kind of baggage from past relationships that I have. 1.3453 0.04080 223 162 45 16
510 He likes the suitcase for the extra leg room. 1.3453 0.04129 223 163 43 17
511 Not sure what he and the dog are doing while I'm away. 1.3453 0.03929 223 159 51 13
512 The TSA says he's OK...my mother is not so sure. 1.3453 0.04080 223 162 45 16
513 It’s going to be interesting to see how Keith gets on being alone with the puppy for a few days. 1.3439 0.04053 221 160 46 15
514 I've completely changed. I used to only travel with very tall men with cats. 1.3439 0.04202 221 163 40 18
515 The rest of the family is in baggage claim. 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
516 He said "let's sell everything and buy an RV," but I had an even better idea. 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
517 I was in such a rush, I've no idea what I packed. 1.3425 0.04076 219 159 45 15
518 It's not Coach, it's Prada. 1.3425 0.04076 219 159 45 15
519 Yes I know-I'm checking them on to a different flight. 1.3425 0.04076 219 159 45 15
520 They can play dead for hours. 1.3425 0.04024 219 158 47 14
521 He enjoys the extra legroom. 1.3425 0.04127 219 160 43 16
522 They’ll calm down once they’re in the overhead bin. 1.3425 0.04177 219 161 41 17
523 I’m so tired of carrying around all this extra baggage 1.3425 0.04127 219 160 43 16
524 My motto has been to Keep Calm and Carry On. 1.3410 0.04302 217 162 36 19
525 Once I get it into the overhead compartment, the flight is pretty relaxing. 1.3410 0.04151 217 159 42 16
526 They did loose my luggage once. Great trip mind you . 1.3410 0.04449 217 165 30 22
527 Oh we're not boarding. Ted and Sparky are due for their x-rays. 1.3410 0.04302 217 162 36 19
528 Actually, we're TSA undercover testers. They failed, again. 1.3409 0.03850 220 156 53 11
529 Hoping to let go of some emotional baggage. 1.3396 0.03886 212 150 52 10
530 I just wanted to bring the dog, but he wouldn't come along without my husband. 1.3395 0.04175 215 158 41 16
531 He upgraded from carry-on for the added leg room. 1.3395 0.03906 215 153 51 11
532 The Department of Transportation says airlines must compensate passengers up to $3,300 per lost bag. 1.3395 0.04329 215 161 35 19
533 Is your boyfriend too small for yours? 1.3395 0.03906 215 153 51 11
534 We find we don't use up our frequent flier miles as quickly this way. 1.3395 0.04016 215 155 47 13
535 My fingers are crossed for lost luggage. 1.3394 0.04135 218 160 42 16
536 It’s one of the few benefits of marrying a man-child. 1.3382 0.04231 207 152 40 15
537 You just have to make sure nobody puts a cat in the overhead as well. 1.3380 0.03928 213 152 50 11
538 I advertised it as a mobile vacation home on Airbnb. 1.3380 0.04147 213 156 42 15
539 One's for emotional support. The other's my pet. 1.3380 0.04200 213 157 40 16
540 Shhh. They don't know i'm not boarding after checking the luggage. 1.3380 0.04200 213 157 40 16
541 Cheaper? Not really. Quieter, yes... 1.3380 0.03928 213 152 50 11
542 So if they're going to charge a $50 carry-on bag fee, I'm getting my money's worth! 1.3380 0.04039 213 154 46 13
543 They're for emotional support. I have permits for each of them. 1.3380 0.04093 213 155 44 14
544 Size matters. 1.3380 0.04210 216 160 39 17
545 If they don;t fit in the overhead compartment, we're f*cked. 1.3366 0.04301 202 149 38 15
546 You have no idea how hard it is to find a dog sitter during the holidays. 1.3365 0.03987 208 149 48 11
547 I always like to pack something that reminds me of home. 1.3365 0.03928 208 148 50 10
548 No, no liquids. 1.3365 0.03928 208 148 50 10
549 I love the "Family Flies Free in the Overhead" option. How did you fit your two kids in that small carry on? 1.3365 0.04102 208 151 44 13
550 It's cheaper to pay for overweight luggage then buy another ticket. 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
551 What can I say? I've got a lot of baggage. 1.3365 0.03987 208 149 48 11
552 And the best part is that they were both duty-free. 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
553 I’ve had it. I’m checking them in on a different flight. 1.3365 0.04006 211 152 47 12
554 So if it gets lost, he can text me where they are. 1.3365 0.04225 211 156 39 16
555 My new guy is great for the most part, but he comes with a lot of baggage. 1.3365 0.04117 211 154 43 14
556 Do you think he needs to be in his own tray going through security? 1.3365 0.04225 211 156 39 16
557 I'm checking baggage. You? 1.3365 0.04172 211 155 41 15
558 It's my emotional baggage. 1.3365 0.04006 211 152 47 12
559 And there's always lost luggage, so I figure I win either way. 1.3364 0.03968 214 154 48 12
560 Actually, TSA doesn't really want to know. 1.3350 0.04328 200 148 37 15
561 My husband's been known to carry on. 1.3350 0.04183 206 151 41 14
562 'Definitely worth the extra fifty dollar weight fee. 1.3350 0.04009 206 148 47 11
563 It's basically the same as a seat in coach. 1.3350 0.04183 206 151 41 14
564 Bob was totally fine with me going on a girl's Trip. 1.3350 0.04295 206 153 37 16
565 Yeah, it's only another 25 dollars to bring them along. 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
566 So then my husband said "If they expect us to pay a $100 baggage fee, we're getting our money's worth." 1.3350 0.04349 206 154 35 17
567 It saves a bundle, and I don't have to listen to their yapping! 1.3350 0.04126 206 150 43 13
568 My Ex? I put that piece of baggage behind me. 1.3349 0.03913 209 149 50 10
569 Deregulation goes both ways. 1.3349 0.04261 212 158 37 17
570 His mother is in the other bag. 1.3349 0.04101 212 155 43 14
571 It’s so well worth the checked bag fee. 1.3333 0.04486 204 155 30 19
572 Security made me take his coat off 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
573 Actually, dog shows are easy. It’s those horse jumping events I dread. 1.3333 0.04377 204 153 34 17
574 Ever since he overcame his claustrophobia, he can't stop showing off. 1.3333 0.04032 204 147 46 11
575 I love the fact that, with Pre-Check, you don’t have to take your kids or pets out of your luggage. 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
576 He only had miles for cargo-class. 1.3317 0.04075 205 149 44 12
577 Yes, Harry's my lapdog. The other is my Jack Russell terrier. 1.3317 0.04292 202 150 37 15
578 It is all to do with economics, Jane. Why pay for an extra seat when I can pay $50 for checked baggage? 1.3317 0.04405 202 152 33 17
579 Had a problem last flight. The baggage inspectors took away the nail clippers he was carrying. 1.3317 0.04292 202 150 37 15
580 Of course they wanted to go. But I dropped them off at my mothers'. 1.3317 0.04234 202 149 39 14
581 All I have to do is throw a bone and a beer into the bag. 1.3317 0.04116 202 147 43 12
582 I don't get nervous anymore, now that I have my service dog and my comfort Steve. 1.3317 0.04116 202 147 43 12
583 The competition is fixed. My captions are way better than the winners. 1.3301 0.04553 206 159 26 21
584 He went on a cleanse this week to meet the 50 lb. limit. 1.3300 0.04039 203 147 45 11
585 I just tell them he's a "Service Toddler" and he flies for free. 1.3300 0.04079 200 145 44 11
586 I am so angry that they took my water bottle during screening. 1.3300 0.04433 200 151 32 17
587 Why isn't Joe walking? Oh, he's just so used to being carried by stronger women. 1.3300 0.04140 200 146 42 12
588 He's always just been baggage. The dog, however, was an extra fee. 1.3300 0.04140 200 146 42 12
589 Turns out to be cheaper and almost as comfortable as flying coach. 1.3300 0.04200 200 147 40 13
590 The baggage charge was less than another ticket. 1.3300 0.04318 200 149 36 15
591 It's a loophole in Spirit Airlines baggage policy. You pay a 100 bucks and they don't ask questions. 1.3300 0.04079 200 145 44 11
592 I found it on SharkTank. It even has a built-in potty. 1.3300 0.04654 200 155 24 21
593 He loves to ride the baggage carousel. 1.3300 0.04079 200 145 44 11
594 As long as they insist on charging extra for my bag, I'm gonna stay creative. 1.3300 0.04200 200 147 40 13
595 Don't worry, I have TSA Pre 1.3300 0.04200 200 147 40 13
596 My husband has attachment issues." 1.3300 0.04200 200 147 40 13
597 It's the new Harry Potter luggage. There is a three bedroom home inside with a pool and slide. 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
598 Thank god we’re taking this vacation. I needed time away from the family. 1.3284 0.03938 201 144 48 9
599 I always overpack. 1.3283 0.04103 198 144 43 11
600 I guess you think it is not worth an extra $25 to bring your husband along? 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 12
601 Mother told me I’d have to carry him. I never thought it would be like this. 1.3266 0.04327 199 149 35 15
602 It feels really great to get away from stupid husband and his annoying dog. 1.3265 0.04190 196 144 40 12
603 Sure, you pay 50 bucks, but they get there, and you don't have to keep them entertained for a 6-hour flight. 1.3265 0.04491 196 149 30 17
604 You can't keep carrying on like this. 1.3264 0.03971 193 138 47 8
605 I have a lot of baggage. 1.3249 0.04294 197 147 36 14
606 I couldn't believe Ed stayed home with the dog. 1.3247 0.04152 194 142 41 11
607 It's amazing how many things come in travel size these days. 1.3247 0.04402 194 146 33 15
608 The key is remembering to unpack when I get home. 1.3247 0.04152 194 142 41 11
609 No worries—he’s an Emotional Support boyfriend. 1.3247 0.04341 194 145 35 14
610 I had to register him as an emotionally supportive husband but he's really no different than my last two 1.3247 0.04279 194 144 37 13
611 It's either day care and kennel fees or the extra weight charge. I opt for the latter. 1.3247 0.04279 194 144 37 13
612 So what makes you think I'm living out of my suitcase ? 1.3247 0.03886 194 138 49 7
613 I don't even need them, but I get two free pieces of emotional baggage. 1.3247 0.04279 194 144 37 13
614 I started at tiny homes and then just went from there. 1.3247 0.04341 194 145 35 14
615 I couldn't leave my emotional baggage behind. 1.3247 0.04216 194 143 39 12
616 Your cat? Sure, I got room. 1.3247 0.03601 194 134 57 3
617 If it’s considered excess baggage, I guess I’ll have to agree. 1.3247 0.03601 194 134 57 3
618 I'm glad we're doing this. I really needed a break from Jack and his dog. 1.3229 0.04242 192 142 38 12
619 I love flying economy - just choose the airline with the biggest overhead compartments. 1.3229 0.04111 192 140 42 10
620 I can't believe TSA let me through with more than 3.4 ounces of liquids in my bag. 1.3229 0.04305 192 143 36 13
621 Yes, we are flying with a no-frills airline. How can you tell? 1.3229 0.04177 192 141 40 11
622 He doesn't slobber much. My husband, on the other hand... 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
623 Wait 'til you hear who I put in the check-in luggage. 1.3228 0.04352 189 141 35 13
624 They're a little buzzed from the security scan. 1.3228 0.04352 189 141 35 13
625 It was way cheaper to buy a single ticket and pay the overweight baggage fee. 1.3228 0.04352 189 141 35 13
626 He only complains when I make him get off the carousel. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
627 I'm starting to date again, but sometimes it's difficult with all of the baggage I have. 1.3228 0.04417 189 142 33 14
628 They're both luggage trained, but sometimes Jim whines. 1.3228 0.04352 189 141 35 13
629 Wear a miniskirt and the TSA won't even bother to check your bag. 1.3226 0.04128 186 135 42 9
630 It's the only way I could afford to fly first class. 1.3226 0.04531 186 141 30 15
631 I've aways thought of them as excess baggage. 1.3212 0.03890 193 138 48 7
632 Imagine! Ten days in the sun without that constant yapping! 1.3211 0.04202 190 140 39 11
633 Flight? I’m taking this to the trash can 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
634 I just barely made the carry on weight limit. Frank hates being checked. 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
635 I need them for emotional support. I have a certificate, in case anyone asks. 1.3209 0.04446 187 141 32 14
636 If they stay quiet in the overhead, I'll have saved 200 bucks on the ticket and 50 on the dog-sitter. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
637 Well yeah, but the overweight charge is peanuts compared with the price of his ticket. 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
638 Oh, they're squishy, I'll make it fit. 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
639 With as much as healthcare costs, it's cheaper to get x-rays this way. 1.3209 0.04247 187 138 38 11
640 It's actually not that much cheaper to check them, but it's so much more convenient. 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
641 Such a relief to be getting away from the kids and the dog for a few days 1.3209 0.04510 187 142 30 15
642 No, I actually lost the bet. 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
643 We decided it was this or fly Spirit. 1.3209 0.04446 187 141 32 14
644 Ever lost my luggage? We can only hope. 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
645 I finally got away for some time alone. Imagine the surprise when I phone them. 1.3189 0.04541 185 141 29 15
646 I'll let you know whether it was worth the $25. 1.3189 0.04605 185 142 27 16
647 No thank God. My baggage is purely emotional. 1.3189 0.04274 185 137 37 11
648 We're here to ride the carousel. 1.3189 0.03915 185 132 47 6
649 On the return trip, I'm in, he's out. 1.3189 0.04063 185 134 43 8
650 They’ll gate check anything for you these days. 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
651 Ordinarily, it would cost $100 each for them to fly, but they are registered comfort animals. 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
652 It's lined. Neither of them are housebroken yet. 1.3189 0.03840 185 131 49 5
653 He's always telling me to stop carrying on. So I'm checking him. 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
654 And then they did not accept the dog's tag as ID. 1.3175 0.04004 189 137 44 8
655 I don't have the heart to tell them they're going to be gate-checked. 1.3172 0.04255 186 138 37 11
656 I just hope it fits in the overhead bin. 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
657 Our only concern was Bailey. My husband's used to living out of a suitcase. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
658 I can't wait to see the look on Bob's face when he see's what I picked up at this year's trade convention. 1.3169 0.04572 183 140 28 15
659 I feel like I still have a lot of baggage from my last relationship. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
660 When I got married I knew I was taking on baggage. 1.3169 0.04231 183 135 38 10
661 The first few times he got really lonely. Adopting Buddy solved that problem. 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
662 Much easier. On the X-rays they look like stuffed toys. 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
663 Unfortunately, they no longer fit in the overhead compartment. 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
664 I hope I have to check my bag . It will give me a break . 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
665 Since I married Tintin, every vacation has been an adventure! 1.3169 0.04701 183 142 24 17
666 I wish he were only emotional baggage. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
667 That should make the TSA's next training video. 1.3169 0.04439 183 138 32 13
668 I enjoyed the traveling more when I was single 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
669 I figured overweight bag fee is cheaper than another ticket. 1.3161 0.04147 193 143 39 11
670 I'm hoping to lose my baggage this trip. 1.3155 0.04686 187 146 23 18
671 I did the math. It's worth paying the over weight fee. 1.3155 0.04097 187 137 41 9
672 I'd give him a bottle of water but they don't allow it. 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
673 One's a rescue pet the other is my puppy. 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
674 It was Jim's idea to downsize. 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
675 It's not that I don't understand, Sheila, it's that I don't care. 1.3149 0.04468 181 137 31 13
676 If all goes as planned, they'll demand to check it at the gate. 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
677 Your family is so much better behaved than mine. 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
678 He prefers overhead luggage in carry on to the middle seat." 1.3149 0.04185 181 133 39 9
679 It's easier than the whining if I leave them. 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
680 The first checked bag is free 1.3149 0.04329 181 135 35 11
681 I'm so glad that Southwest still doesn't charge a luggage fee. 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
682 'Well, we used to, but FedEx has gotten so expensive.' 1.3149 0.04329 181 135 35 11
683 It was cheaper than the postage. 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
684 That's how he rolls. 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
685 I sure hope that 8 ounce bottle of shampoo in my luggage doesn’t cause me any problems at the TSA luggage check. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
686 We're flying Super Economy. How about you? 1.3132 0.04017 182 132 43 7
687 He made a good case for bringing the dog along. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
688 His father will be meeting the flight. Let him deal with it. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
689 No telling what you can find at a flea market in San Diego. 1.3121 0.04146 173 126 40 7
690 They provided me with a miniature golf instructor. 1.3121 0.04226 173 127 38 8
691 I couldn't find anyone to watch them. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
692 Getting them TSA pre-checked was easy compared to getting them into the overhead bin. 1.3121 0.03895 173 123 46 4
693 You've just got to start leaving your emotional baggage at home. 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
694 And lost luggage is no longer a nightmare. 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
695 The hardest part is shoving them in the overhead bin. 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
696 They haven't had any fluids for 24 hours so I shouldn't have to check my bag. 1.3107 0.04529 177 135 29 13
697 They won't take him at the kennel anymore. 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
698 They always laugh when the announcement says 'And one personal item.' 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
699 And the best part is he has no baggage whatsoever 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
700 I'll check him at the gate - that way we'll have more time together. 1.3103 0.04511 174 132 30 12
701 The baggage fee pays for itself. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
702 It's cheaper and he has more leg room this way. 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
703 There's more room to stretch out than in coach. 1.3103 0.04584 174 133 28 13
704 At least I won't be too unhappy if they lose my luggage! 1.3103 0.04584 174 133 28 13
705 Doug is the only one who will put up with my baggage. 1.3103 0.04584 174 133 28 13
706 Have you checked the children? 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
707 He's smart, loves dogs, and doesn't have baggage! 1.3103 0.04796 174 136 22 16
708 Getting him off the TSA agent's leg was tough. 1.3103 0.04511 174 132 30 12
709 I may need some help with overhead stowage 1.3099 0.04088 171 124 41 6
710 Do you think I come with too much baggage? 1.3086 0.04185 175 129 38 8
711 They both qualify as companion animals, whose social needs I can meet. 1.3086 0.04703 175 136 24 15
712 This was the cheapest way we could get him a chest x-ray. 1.3086 0.04488 175 133 30 12
713 I wish my relationship baggage was metaphorical. 1.3086 0.04632 175 135 26 14
714 Rover is my comfort dog, but he can't travel without his comfort human. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
715 I know, but they behave so much better when checked. 1.3081 0.04616 172 132 27 13
716 Getting two companion pets took some doing. 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
717 I just find it easier to have my relationship baggage out in the open. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
718 Hey, we all have baggage... 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
719 Really? My baggage never gets lost or stolen. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
720 Treat them badly enough and they might grow up to be president. 1.3081 0.04832 172 135 21 16
721 I picked them up at emotional baggage claim 1.3081 0.04689 172 133 25 14
722 I figure there are more ways to define "carry on." 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
723 I keep praying that they lose my luggage. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
724 It's why we travel so well together. 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
725 This relationship comes with a lot of baggage. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
726 Thank you for arranging this girls weekend, I really needed a break. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
727 He's off duty, but he likes to have fun with the other transit police guys. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
728 I just tell TSA the bag was packed by someone unknown to me. 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
729 Let's check lost and found, I'm sure they haven't gone far. 1.3068 0.04165 176 130 38 8
730 Volatile yes, but not on the banned items list. 1.3064 0.04130 173 127 39 7
731 The best part is the mandatory quarentine. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
732 Well the duty free shop had a huge sale going on and Lisa always said she wanted a brother. But I tell you she is really going to flip over the puppy. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
733 This way, he won't be constantly begging people for snacks—and he’ll have the dog to keep him company. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
734 They're still baggage. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
735 I got this "one carry-on" thing down now. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
736 My plan is to abandon my old life at the gate and let the bomb squad do what it will with it. 1.3059 0.04649 170 131 26 13
737 My boyfriend has severe separation issues. 1.3059 0.03918 170 122 44 4
738 My therapist says I’m carrying around too much baggage. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
739 He's afraid of flying, but luckily he doesn't suffer from claustrophobia. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
740 I don't know who they are--I just picked them up at baggage claim. 1.3059 0.04649 170 131 26 13
741 He said I have too much baggage from previous relationships. 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
742 The checked bag fee is worth every penny. 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
743 He just likes to have more leg room. 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
744 Even with the checked luggage fee, it's way cheaper than 2 seats. 1.3059 0.04005 170 123 42 5
745 I haven't had a problem yet- TSA looks but can't suspend disbelief. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
746 Thanks again for watching my bag. That little brat with the dog was acting so weird. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
747 First bag flies free! 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
748 What relationship baggage? 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
749 If you have any bottled water, get rid of it now. You won’t get past security. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
750 Keep calm and carry on. 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
751 No, it's not to save money. I just hate him. 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
752 Mom said he was a lightweight and she was right! 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
753 It's for his next book: Tintin and the Airport Security Screening. 1.3041 0.04474 171 130 30 11
754 The sitter was unavailable. 1.3041 0.04474 171 130 30 11
755 All my mom wants for her birthday is for me to bring a husband home finally. Let’s see which one she prefers. 1.3041 0.04155 171 126 38 7
756 Don't worry, I'll zip it before I check it. 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
757 He insisted on packing my bag. 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
758 I can't wait to dump this bag! 1.3036 0.04201 168 124 37 7
759 Getting through security is the least of my worries. 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
760 I packed everything I’ll need. 1.3036 0.04201 168 124 37 7
761 Originally, I had decided to pack my bags and leave my worries behind. 1.3036 0.04606 168 129 27 12
762 Besides the airfare, it saves us an x-ray copay. 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
763 She said she wanted a boy toy for Christmas. 1.3036 0.04528 168 128 29 11
764 I have a lot of emotional baggage. 1.3036 0.04606 168 129 27 12
765 It was this or sit in coach. 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
766 He's not coming. He didn't want to be dragged along on another trip. 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
767 My therapist says I need to stop carrying around all my excess baggage. 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
768 I broke it off but I still have a lot of leftover baggage. 1.3036 0.04115 168 123 39 6
769 The hardest part is putting it in the overhead bin. 1.3036 0.04528 168 128 29 11
770 I got the free loader family package. 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
771 This way the dog won't be lonesome. 1.3036 0.04201 168 124 37 7
772 They just love carrying on together. 1.3036 0.04683 168 130 25 13
773 I told him that he’s getting too big to carry-on. 1.3036 0.04115 168 123 39 6
774 The ventriloquist dummy keeps TSA from going through my underwear. 1.3036 0.04528 168 128 29 11
775 Yeah, he turned out to be a real doll. 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
776 I get very anxious when I fly alone. My doctor lets me claim them as "service animals" 1.3019 0.04162 159 116 38 5
777 My family is easy to travel with... 1.3018 0.04264 169 126 35 8
778 Yeah, the baggage fees are higher, but I get to read my book in peace. 1.3018 0.04264 169 126 35 8
779 I'm very open about my excess baggage 1.3018 0.04505 169 129 29 11
780 It easily fits in the overhead bin if I take the dog out. 1.3018 0.04658 169 131 25 13
781 What a relief to be away from my husband and that darn dog. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
782 My house is never a mess when I get back. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
783 I'd love to have kids but we'd need a bigger place. 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
784 Bob and Sparky are both my emotional support animals. An on-line psychiatrist says so. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
785 You should see the look on the TSA faces when the bags are x-rayed. 1.3012 0.04313 166 124 34 8
786 We sent the kids Fex Ex to grandma. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
787 I carry on ALL my baggage. 1.3012 0.04944 166 132 18 16
788 So I said, 'of course I packed it myself'. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
789 I can't believe my husband agreed to stay home with the dog 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
790 He gets to travel with his best friend, and I don't have to listen to his yapping on the plane. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
791 I travel a lot for work but my husband doesn't like living out of a suitcase, so we compromised. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
792 TSA didn't even blink. 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
793 "...severely discounted if they fit under your seat". 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
794 It’s a lot cheaper than going to the hospital for x-rays. 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
795 Heading to the drop in day care, then going the Bahamas. You? 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
796 It's the best super-saver fare we have ever found. 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
797 My service dog and my servicing man. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
798 This might be the last time. Honestly, these new luggage charges are almost as much as a seat anymore. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
799 It's cheaper than a plane ticket and he insists he has more leg room. 1.3012 0.04313 166 124 34 8
800 I'm flying coach. They're flying overhead luggage rack 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
801 It's OK: I'm TSA approved. 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
802 No, I'm not going anywhere but it will feel like a vacation. I'm sending these two to my mother-in-law for a month. 1.3012 0.04639 166 128 26 12
803 Baggage is baggage. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
804 And, they're always so happy to see me at baggage claim. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
805 Not many men still fit into the overhead storage bin after 40. 1.3012 0.04639 166 128 26 12
806 My therapist says I carry too much baggage with me when I travel. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
807 This airline has the worst lost luggage record in the industry. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
808 This time I'm sure I packed everything. 1.2994 0.04206 167 124 36 7
809 Paying the overweight baggage fee is something I now look forward to. Saves us hundreds. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
810 I'm taking them both to a farm upstate. 1.2994 0.04692 167 130 24 13
811 I’m telling you Barbara, he’s so needy I feel like I’m carrying him everywhere. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
812 Looks like the restraining order worked. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
813 Its called a "stroller board". No baggage fee and I get to board first. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
814 Frank was a bag man for the mob before I met him. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
815 I'm saving $300 and they think it's an adventure. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
816 I have a service dog. He has a service human. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
817 I tried the cabin last trip, but they kept trying to stick their heads out the window the entire flight. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
818 I opted for both the service dog and service man. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
819 I think I might have taken the wrong bag off the luggage carousel. 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
820 Our girls' only weekend is going to be great! 1.2988 0.04830 164 129 21 14
821 I feel like I've been carrying his baggage our whole marriage 1.2988 0.04074 164 120 39 5
822 It's his turn to get to have more legroom. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
823 They wouldn't stop barking until I promised them a ride on the baggage carousel. 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
824 And the best thing is that they're both potty-trained. 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
825 They're both registered as support animals. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
826 The only drawback is losing their mileage points. 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
827 The only negative is he doesn't get frequent flier miles. 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
828 Excess baggage. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
829 No exotic trips, they just like riding the baggage carousel. 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
830 He can also be easily turned into a doormat. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
831 He's a service husband. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
832 You just can't love 'em and leave 'em. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
833 My presentation will be on over-protective parenting. 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
834 My therapist said he was too much baggage. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
835 Well, it is marketed as a "carry-all". 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
836 Oversized? I wish! 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
837 How DO you fit Bob into that bag? 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
838 The key is to include individualized poop bags. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
839 It'll be so nice to get away this weekend. 1.2981 0.04894 161 127 20 14
840 Yes, I know I have a lot of baggage but I just started therapy last week. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
841 I consider it win-win: if they lose my bag, they're both gone. 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
842 We have a friendly little wager about overhead bin capacity. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
843 This way I get my alone time. 1.2963 0.04369 162 122 32 8
844 How do I tell both of them that I only needed them for the HOV lane coming down to the airport? 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
845 They just love carousel rides 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
846 Yeah? Like you declare every little thing. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
847 Separation anxiety! It's cheaper than buying an extra seat. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
848 What great husbands to pay for a get-a-way weekend! Bob even packed for me. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
849 It's AirbnBaggage. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
850 I always bring my comfort husband and comfort dog in my carry-on 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
851 Neither one qualified as emotional support companions. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
852 They are so much happier than when we checked them 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
853 They think they are going with me, but I am checking them in on a different flight. See you at gate 'B' ! 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
854 He ate his return ticket. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
855 He doesn't know yet that he's spending the holidays in the kennel with Fluffy. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
856 Rick is aloof at home, but he meets my travel needs as a registered Emotional Support Boyfriend. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
857 He claims it's more comfortable than flying coach. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
858 We're working through some things right now. 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
859 He didn't qualify as an emotional support husband. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
860 One goes in the overhead compartment, and the other stows safely underneath the seat back in front of me. 1.2945 0.04258 163 122 34 7
861 I've decided to just accept his baggage. 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
862 I love the new, larger overhead bins. 1.2937 0.04024 160 117 39 4
863 We'll switch on the way back of course. 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
864 Best flight I ever had. No whiny husband and yapping dog, and only a hefty overweight bag fee. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
865 I told him we were going to Disney World, but we're really going to the dentist.... 1.2930 0.04804 157 123 22 12
866 The look of shock on the TSA Agent's face...it is the best part the trip for me 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
867 Sure we save money this way, but the best part is if the "luggage" gets lost, we get separate vacations and I get $100 for new clothes. 1.2930 0.04804 157 123 22 12
868 I've been carrying around boyfriend baggage all day! 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
869 I married him knowing he came with baggage. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
870 We flipped a coin to see who would go first class. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
871 My fiancé is a mess but you know what they say, keep calm and carry-on. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
872 I have to. Otherwise they eat each other's food 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
873 When the baby arrives he is going to be a stay-at-home Dad 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
874 I upgraded to super extra economy. It allows a pet and a small person so long as they fit in your bag. 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
875 Oh, I’m really not going anywhere. I’m just shipping Jim and Tiger off on a surprise trip to Honolulu. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
876 I don't know. Danny said he and Roscoe were going to do something fun. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
877 Best vacation souvenirs I ever got. 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
878 We're really into the whole tiny home thing. 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
879 My parents finally admitted being married to a contortionist has perks. 1.2911 0.04335 158 119 32 7
880 As long as the bag fits, they can fly free! 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
881 My husband and cat went FedEx overnight. 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
882 So far, so good. We made it past Homeland Security. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
883 My Emotional-Support Husband and his dog. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
884 I took your good idea: Now they all know if one misbehaves the flap goes up. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
885 I simply refuse to gate-check and they always cave. 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
886 Do you think it was a typo when the airlines expanded their carry-on rules to include family and pets. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
887 So we figured out that paying for oversize luggage is actually cheaper than an additional seat... 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
888 It still counts as just one carryon item. 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
889 They'll just keep looking at the front door until I get back. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
890 I gave him options. This is what he chose. 1.2903 0.04090 155 114 37 4
891 He's my emotional support animal's comfort animal. 1.2903 0.04841 155 122 21 12
892 John was such a sweetheart about our girls getaway. He even insisted on packing my bag. 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
893 They're both certified therapy pets. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
894 Are you bringing a date? 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
895 he's a lot less trouble this way 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
896 This way, I know where they are. 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
897 The one time I wanted the airline to lose my luggage...they didn't! 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
898 Crazy that I was able to get Frank to agree to a staycation with the puppy. 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
899 Don't worry. I poked holes in the suitcase. 1.2876 0.04113 153 113 36 4
900 I guess it'll take a while to lose the feeling of having the family in tow. 1.2876 0.04007 153 112 38 3
901 Finally, a wives weekend away---what could possibly go wrong? 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
902 He is most excited about rolling off the baggage claim ramp! 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
903 Appreciate you coming along: the flight can get so lonely after they're stowed! 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
904 Sure, it costs a little more, but I can't go anywhere without my emotional baggage. 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
905 Two years ago they fit in carry-on. 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
906 He won't take his shoes off. 1.2876 0.05136 153 124 14 15
907 ’What happens in Vegas; stays in Vegas?’ Sure...We’ll go with that. 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
908 So I said to my husband, 'Let ME return the little angels to your ex-wife' 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
909 It's wonderful to finally date a man who doesn't bring along all his baggage. 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
910 Got away pretty easy, only took a couple drinks and my husband and his best friend were in the bag. 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
911 I am so excited about our girl's weekend away. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
912 Marriage is all about learning to handle your partner's baggage. 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
913 My husband likes the extra legroom. 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
914 He said he could still fit into the suitcase we took to our honeymoon. 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
915 My husband is staying with the dog. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
916 This trip was my therapist’s idea. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
917 This way his ticket comes with free X-rays. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
918 At first, my husband was mad I was going to the girls spa weekend But when i left, he apologized and said he packed a present for me in my luggage. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
919 I like to take something I can barter with the natives. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
920 It was tough, but they both lost the weight. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
921 It’s worth the baggage fee. 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
922 It’s our Christmas gift to ourselves; we pay $25 for checking the bag and save over $600 on airfare. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
923 I see you’re still carrying your extra baggage around. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
924 No kids this year. Last year, I forgot to claim them. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
925 This way I don't even mind the baggage fees. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
926 They both refuse to fly coach. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
927 My emotional support animal wouldn’t leave without his best friend. 1.2857 0.04096 147 108 36 3
928 Bags fly free! 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
929 "They were all alone at the baggage claim and I just couldn't resist". 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
930 So where it says "woman seeking man", you just check "travel size." 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
931 It's worth the extra $50. 1.2848 0.04826 151 119 21 11
932 The flight is really more enjoyable if you check them before boarding. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
933 I left the cat at home, he's scared of flying. 1.2848 0.04917 151 120 19 12
934 This airline lets you carry on pets for free. I also decided to bring my dog. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
935 Just to make this trip, I had to sneak away from control-freak Charlie. 1.2848 0.04734 151 118 23 10
936 It's the only way he'll go shopping with me. 1.2848 0.04826 151 119 21 11
937 I'm just dropping him off. He's mailing himself back. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
938 No he wasn't upset about this trip. He even helped me pack. 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
939 Obviously it saves us money, but he does it for the extra leg room. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
940 I couldn't get the cat to come. 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
941 The airline's new Steerage Class Plus is cheaper than Basic Economy and we can pick them up at baggage claim after the flight. 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
942 He thinks I'm taking both of them to get tutored. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
943 I love that the airlines now allow two service pets! 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
944 He hates flying but loves the risk of getting caught. 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
945 Like I said, Sarah...there are advantages to being married to a short husband. 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
946 I think 50 bucks for checked baggage is a bargain. 1.2838 0.04184 148 110 34 4
947 He said he wanted to travel with his best friend. 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
948 He actually prefers the larger space he gets flying this way. 1.2838 0.04986 148 118 18 12
949 I had to practically starve them to get below the 50 pound limit. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
950 This way my bag's never unattended. 1.2838 0.04184 148 110 34 4
951 They're trying out Baggage Class. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
952 I hope they won't make me check the luggage. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
953 I didn't think I'd ever be able to get away for a girls weekend! 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
954 When I said I carry a lot of baggage because of him... 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
955 I got the family pack. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
956 It raises some eyebrows at security, but at least I can keep my shoes on. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
957 What do I have in my bag? Just some ladies things. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
958 They run around and play all day, but if they need to walk somewhere they're suddenly too tired. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
959 I'm hoping this trip will help me lose some baggage from my last relationship. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
960 Next vacation will be my idea. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
961 Airport security has really gone down. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
962 Returns are on the 3rd floor 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
963 I told Jake this is a girlfriend vacation and he has to stay home with the dog. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
964 Since we live in Brooklyn, it reminds him of the comforts of home. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
965 I seem to carry a lot of baggage from my previous relationship. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
966 I am one zipper away from a relaxing flight. 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
967 When he said "fun size" on Tinder, it's not what I had in mind. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
968 Who needs coach when we have Gucci! 1.2819 0.04956 149 119 18 12
969 I'm really looking forward to our girl's weekend away. 1.2819 0.04864 149 118 20 11
970 We all have baggage! Mine is falling in love with dogs at guy parks. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
971 The airfare is low, but they get you with emotional baggage fee. 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
972 Yeah, for just another $100 you can also register for TSA Pre-K. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
973 I've had Jimmy on a diet for two weeks so we could get under that 50 pound limit. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
974 Thank goodness I had Pre-Check. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
975 It was either this or the kennel. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
976 He wasn't pulling his own weight, so I left him. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
977 My mother always thought of him as excess baggage. I guess she was right. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
978 You know the suitcase is actually more comfortable than the seats on Frontier. 1.2808 0.05026 146 117 17 12
979 Bob said he didn't like the kennel on my last trip. 1.2808 0.05026 146 117 17 12
980 I'm letting the TSA handle this situation. 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
981 You came with a lot of baggage. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
982 Who says you can't take it with you. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
983 Before all of the baggage fees, we used to save a LOT of money. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
984 It’s in the pre-nup so it’s moot but I threw in the dog as an upgrade. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
985 Yeah, he was miffed when I explained it was a girls only cruise but someone had to take care of the dog. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
986 For our family, getting there is half the fun. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
987 I am SO looking forward to this getaway weekend with you. 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
988 What is it with you and shorter men? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
989 All my boyfriends have been crate-trained. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
990 At last, a getaway for just the two of us! 1.2789 0.04902 147 117 19 11
991 It's a bitch to keep him happy in the overhead compartment. 1.2786 0.03802 140 101 39 0
992 I pack light...just a few of my favorite things. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
993 And then he said, "hey, things have been rolling along so smoothly between us, let's get a dog." 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
994 Grab 'em by the bag. You can do anything. 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
995 I'm hoping they don't allow excess baggage. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
996 Best vacation ever coming up: no dog, no boyfriend, just you, my BFF. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
997 In the midst of yet another sexual harassment accusation, Tintin and his faithful companion take desperate measures to escape the U.S. undetected. “For Gods sake, Snowy, GET BACK inside!” 1.2778 0.05163 144 117 14 13
998 I was shocked when Bob said ok to me taking a weekend with the girls. He didn't even mind taking care of Bobby. In fact, he was so supportive he insisted on packing my bags. Seeing his excitement you would think he was the one getting a break! 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
999 We learned this pose in our yoga class and we're saving a fortune on plane fares. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1000 He's kind, sweet and funny. And really, really cheap. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1001 They just really enjoy going through the x-ray and being detained by TSA. It’s their thing. 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
1002 He's hoping my luggage is misdirected to Hawaii. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1003 Well one of them is really more baggage than the other. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1004 Yes, we miss the frequent flier miles but everyone sleeps better this way. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1005 We're taking the tiny living thing to a whole new level. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1006 They do have the best Duty Free. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1007 So much of my life is baggage that's too big for carry-on! 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1008 This is the last time I'm doing this. The baggage fees cost more than a plane ticket. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1009 My husband is with the checked luggage. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
1010 They are so much easier to keep track of this way. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1011 I really like our airline's new carry-on policy. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1012 The special fare on the website read "kids and pets fly for free," with one small catch. 1.2754 0.04084 138 102 34 2
1013 Once we get to the hotel the dog will have the suitcase to himself. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1014 I actually can take him anywhere. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1015 I told him he was acting like a child and wasn't pulling his weight in our relationship. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1016 No, my ex. He came with a lot of baggage. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1017 I can't wait to get home and do the laundry. My clothes smell like wet dog. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1018 I don't worry about the dog getting lost because he has separate tags. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1019 Don't worry, they both calm down when i get them in their service vests. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1020 I got him the dog the keep him company on those long flights. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1021 My new rewards card has no fees on emotional baggage. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1022 Time flies! They used to fit in carry-on. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1023 No problem, Just say there our emotional support animals 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
1024 He was not cut out to be a stay-at-home-dad. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1025 It's a surprise visit 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1026 Well sure feels good to be getting away without the husband and the dog , just need a break. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1027 They are trained to play dead when we hit security. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1028 Ignore them. They’re just carrying-on 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1029 I'm headed to a dog and Tony show. You? 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1030 It’s much cheaper to pay the baggage fee. 1.2734 0.04186 139 104 32 3
1031 Whoever gets my bag is bound to be disappointed. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1032 Why? What did you think AirBNB was? 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1033 I've really been looking forward to getting away on my own. 1.2734 0.05187 139 113 14 12
1034 It's the only way I can get them out of the house. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1035 I am really looking forward for some time away from them 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
1036 But they are my baggage... 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1037 I checked it to Baghdad. Seemed appropriate. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1038 Once I check them in, I don't have to worry about either one. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1039 I love the one bag free policy. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1040 It's take your child to work day. 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
1041 It's a win-win. I get extra peanuts and they get a baggage reclaim thrill ride. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1042 They are a team. He is a therapy kid. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1043 The TSA is really falling down on the job. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1044 No problem. We live in a NYC micro apartment. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1045 You know I used to have a minivan. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1046 After arguing about who gets the armrest, we came to a compromise. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1047 Gee,I think a 25 buck surcharge for a bag is a heck of a good deal 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1048 I can’t seem to get rid of my emotional baggage. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1049 He's still young enough for the overhead. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1050 By admitting they're excess baggage I don't mind if they come along. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1051 It should be fine. They're both wearing their emotional support vests. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1052 "I ran out of frequent flyer miles". 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1053 After the accident, I really missed their legs, but we've saved so much on airfare, it's almost been worth it. 1.2701 0.05232 137 112 13 12
1054 TSA he-check is a game changer. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1055 He always whines and whimpers when stow away alone. That’s why I got Trixie. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1056 My husband is bringing the twins. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1057 My darling husband's minding the kids and the dog. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1058 A toy poodle and a toy husband. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1059 It's just a new way to tick off my parents. 1.2701 0.05023 137 110 17 10
1060 I looked into it again; this is still cheaper than kennels. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1061 He wanted more leg room. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1062 How long has your family worked for Cirque Du Soleil? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1063 ...and this saves us enough money for me to fly first class! 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1064 Two service animals! What's your secret? 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1065 Boy toys are in this season. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1066 Oh them? It makes the flight so much quieter and relaxing for me this way. 1.2701 0.04079 137 102 33 2
1067 I probably shouldn't have said they could tag along if they wanted to. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1068 We had our lawyer read the baggage allowance rules. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1069 We call it "bundling", saves a bundle when we travel. Poke a few air holes in the bag and we're good to go. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1070 Fed Ex would be cheaper, but that's just inhumne. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1071 I know I had to pay for the checked bag, but the flight is so much more quiet this way. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1072 It’s our family’s way of getting around Trump’s travel ban. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1073 Honestly, this is so much easier for all of us 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1074 You got your husband, both kids, and your dogs into that little thing? I'm impressed! 1.2701 0.05023 137 110 17 10
1075 The website offers registrations for emotional support animals. I think my boyfriend qualifies, don’t you? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1076 They made me take out my laptop, but not a word about lapdogs! 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1077 Then he said that the only way he would date a woman with as much baggage as me would be if he could live in it. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1078 This is going to be the best taxidermy convention ever. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1079 I will miss them, of course, but I needed to get away. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1080 If I had to say goodbye to them every time I left, I'd never get to go anywhere. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1081 Oh, my husband's inside the regular luggage already checked in. Saves a ton. 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
1082 He decided that it's better than coach. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1083 The kids are on another flight 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1084 Don't worry, they're baggage-trained. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1085 You ever feel like your whole life is just some setup to a joke. 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
1086 I like Southwest because they allow one free bag check. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1087 Don't worry, I have "service" vests for BOTH of them. 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1088 He says I’m not giving him enough space. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1089 Soon I'll be aboard my favorite airline. They lose lots of luggage. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1090 Guys, zip it. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1091 He is having a hard time accepting that I just can't carry on with the relationship anymore. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1092 We read on a blog how to travel affordably. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1093 A handful of Xanax in their kibbles and they never need to pee until we get to Frankfurt. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1094 yes i packed the dope! 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
1095 Codependent? No, I don't think so. Why do you ask? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1096 "I couldn't believe it. Fred only weighs 41 pounds! 1.2681 0.04990 138 111 17 10
1097 They've grown so much recently. I used to be able to take them in carry-ons. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1098 I knew he was cheap when I married him, but this is over the line..... 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1099 Thank god I won't have to see that moron Tintin and his idiot dog Snowy ever again. 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
1100 Milwaukee? No, no, no. After I check my bag, I'm turning around and heading straight home to binge watch "Game of Thrones". 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
1101 There wasn't enough room in my hand luggage 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1102 He said they needed a little space. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1103 Yes, I'm hoping for a luggage gate check 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1104 Well, I have to give it a shot...when I told him to bring his passport, I didn't realize his dog's name was actually Passport. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1105 He ain't heavy, he's my brother. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1106 He's much less likely to get dragged off this way. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1107 They both have to be Service Certified. 1.2652 0.05142 132 107 15 10
1108 It's cheaper than paying a sitter. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1109 And my husband even packed for me! 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1110 I'm so glad I dumped him and can live my new life single! 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1111 Once it's checked, no worries. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1112 For the extra legroom, it was worth it! 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1113 I've checked. The TSA restrictions say nothing about a man and his best friend. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1114 I'm paying higher baggage fees since my therapy dog started traveling with his therapy human. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1115 Hey, we all have baggage... 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1116 I just said "fetch", and this is what he brought back. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1117 My boyfriend is watching my dog this week. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1118 Told them both we were going for a ride in a flying car. 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1119 His fear of walking is greater than his fear of flying. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1120 Unfortunately, he doesn't qualify as a companion animal. 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1121 "We're not worried about overbooked flights - Just Keep calm and Carryon". 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1122 They seem to fit fine in older McDonnell Douglas DC-9s and most Boeing planes, but the wheels make it difficult in Airbus's A320. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1123 I can't wait to check my baggage. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1124 Hope they fit in the overhead. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1125 Sure, it's heavy. But so is our relationship. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1126 Holiday flights are so expensive so thank goodness for Luggage Class! 1.2636 0.04047 129 96 32 1
1127 It's the new emotional support dog series from Samsonite. 1.2636 0.04194 129 97 30 2
1128 It's cheaper if they fly as a carry-on. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1129 Yeah ... everything but the kitchen sink. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1130 Of course, I zip it up before I check it at the gate. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1131 I told him he could come along if he was a good boy... 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1132 It was between this and a staycation. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1133 I'm really looking forward to this weekend away without Jeff. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1134 Just out of curiosity, when you say the baggage is not pressurized, what do you mean? 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1135 We're getting ourselves accustomed to the airline's new micro-economy seats. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1136 They hate it when I have to check them.... 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1137 We don't have a flight to catch. It's just part of our staycation experience. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1138 The overhead luggage charge is less than the price of a seat. 1.2619 0.04243 126 95 29 2
1139 I would take him as my carry-on, but 60% of him is liquid. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1140 It solves their separation anxiety issues. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1141 He's the emotional support toddler for my emotional support dog. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1142 Glad we came here so early to get through security without any hassles. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1143 He's not on the no-fly list, but he is made up of 60% water, so there could be a problem. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1144 I told them it was a new type of wheelchair and an assistance animal and they bought it. 1.2615 0.05070 130 105 16 9
1145 I finally said yes, but only if the both wore a diaper. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1146 I gate check them, that way they get handed back to me in the jetway. So much easier than the overhead. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1147 Since they dropped their baggage fees my family travels with me everywhere. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1148 Let me ask you a question, Daphne: do you think the x-ray machine will hurt my dog? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1149 I have a lot of baggage from my previous marriage. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1150 Thank goodness I left him and the dog at home. 1.2615 0.05070 130 105 16 9
1151 I thought having a dog was a chore! 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1152 It was either this or a FedEx box. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1153 He forgot our anniversary again. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1154 They wouldn't let me check it. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1155 I've got a lot of baggage. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1156 It was either $50 for the bag or $500 for another ticket. What would you do? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1157 Thank God for airline deregulation. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1158 The best thing is seeing their little tails wag when I pick them up after my trip. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1159 friend's fly free 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1160 Doesn't YOUR husband need any air ? 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
1161 They really look forward to going through the x-ray machine. 1.2609 0.04857 138 111 18 9
1162 The best part is the mandatory quarentine. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1163 It's not the fare; it's the extra leg room. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1164 Oh just a couple little things at duty free. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1165 It was easy. I told him it was over, and that he and his flea-bitten mutt needed to pack it up and move it on out before I left for vacation. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1166 He's always been a big lug. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1167 Yes, he does have some baggage. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1168 Where do we drop off our baggage? 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1169 He's been baggage ever since we married. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1170 Yeah, its cramped but the LOVE the carousel. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1171 It only works if your husband is less than 24 inches. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1172 There's a low bar for becoming a service animal these days. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1173 This is how we roll. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1174 Wheeled luggage changed my life. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1175 He seemed very excited for me to go on this girl's weekend to the Bahamas! Why, he even helped me pack my luggage! 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1176 Hey, I'm not the only one who has baggage. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1177 I always bring mine here to ride the free carousel. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1178 We only had enough frequent flyer miles for one ticket. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1179 I know it's risky but I have a suitcase and TWO personal items to put in overhead storage. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1180 We're testing their 'Friendly Skies' spiel. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1181 I can't wait to get this vacation started, even though I do feel a little guilty about leaving the dog and the old man behind. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1182 And the x-ray showed they are both cavity free! 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1183 Much cheaper, overseas, for neutering. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1184 ... and we also get priority boarding. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1185 Actually, I don't mind the baggage fees. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1186 I don't think turbulence is your biggest worry. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1187 I told him to Keep Calm and Carry On. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1188 They call them stowaway seats. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1189 I checked Charlie and the twins. 1.2578 0.05232 128 105 13 10
1190 Carry on is what you make it! 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1191 "He's a man-child," they said. "Don't marry him," they said. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1192 It's hard to link a guy in a suitcase to a Trump-bashing political statement, Judy, but I'm sure we can find a way. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1193 They did find my toothpaste. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1194 They don’t charge you for an ‘emotional support’ boyfriend. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1195 I left my husband at home with the dog. He hates the cost of flying. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1196 I don't have it as easy as those helicopter parents. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1197 The downside is no Frequent Flyer Miles. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1198 I can’t wait to see Henry again! I have a special surprise for him... 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1199 Even with exorbitant bag fees, it’s cheaper this way. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1200 I don't mind checking them. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1201 Do you smell something? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1202 My husband’s in luggage. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1203 I had to get away. I felt like the family was suffocating me. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1204 I'm sorry. I promise I'll tell him about us when I get back. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1205 I couldn't check him in, he's too fragile. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1206 Oh, you know, I pack everything....just in case. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1207 When we get to Hawaii, I'll leave the bag on the carousel for a few days 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1208 They'll do anything to avoid flying economy class. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1209 'Too much baggage,' he said, so I left him! 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1210 We met when he fell off the baggage carousel. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1211 I told him "lf I were you, I'd leave the dog at the kennel" 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1212 I'm stuffing them into the overhead bin and then I'm getting drunk in first class. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1213 It will be nice to get a break from the new boyfriend and his puppy. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1214 When I get there, I only unpack what I need as I need it 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1215 He said it worked at the drive-in movies. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1216 I told them I was bringing 2 animals on board. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1217 I'm hoping to be stopped at customs 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1218 No, I don't bring a family picture for the hotel room. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1219 I checked my husband. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1220 Very romantic that your husband leaves cute notes in your bag when you travel. Mine does too, like “Help!” and “SOS!” 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1221 It's the only way I can sleep on a plane. 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
1222 There were only middle seats left. 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1223 I'm really looking forward to our girlfriend's weekend. There's so much old baggage from my last relationship that I still need to unpack. 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1224 At least checked bags are still free. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1225 Girl's weekends just aren't the same since I got married 1.2541 0.04125 122 92 29 1
1226 Since the wedding, I no longer travel light. 1.2541 0.04286 122 93 27 2
1227 It's only a two-hour flight. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1228 Last year my ex-husband traveled this way but he met another woman in a designer trunk in the baggage claim area. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1229 We decided to carry on with our relationship. 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1230 Wait until you see the look on the TSA agent's face when I run it through the x-ray! 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1231 I just have to be careful to say “inflatable items,” not “blow up stuff.” 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1232 TSA is ok as long as he drinks less than 3.4 ounces of coffee. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1233 I always get the travel-size so I can take them with me. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1234 Overweight luggage is just a lot cheaper than a ticket. 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
1235 I just hope he remembers to feed the dog. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1236 It's cheaper when you're flexible. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1237 If he fits in the overhead bin,it's okay. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1238 Zip up; you'll need to conserve heat at 30,000 feet. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1239 It's my fifth marriage. So, yes, I'm a walking cliché. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1240 At least I know where they are! 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1241 I love TSA pre-check. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1242 I don’t know, I feel as though I am never alone! 1.2521 0.04172 119 90 28 1
1243 It's always my bag that gets lost, so when life gives you lemons... 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1244 That customs official and his sniffer dog were very persistent. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1245 I flew them here for $25. 1.2520 0.05239 123 101 13 9
1246 It makes the whole service dog thing way more believable. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1247 I just pack the basics. Hotels have everything else., 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1248 We'd never clear TSA without the dog. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1249 Umm...the temperature you told me the storage compartment gets down to...how do you convert Cellulitis to Fahrenheit ? 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1250 They weren't happy in the checked baggage last time. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1251 It's okay. They're both housebroken. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1252 He missed Obamacare and needs an X-ray. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1253 Oh sure, I can afford to buy a ticket - but where's the fun in that? 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1254 It's so much cheaper, and easier this way too. If they complain, I just zip the bag up. 1.2520 0.04097 123 93 29 1
1255 He stays sober this way. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1256 A good thing I had TSA Pre. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1257 It was such a weight off my shoulders when Ted left me and took the dog. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1258 He is getting kind of clingy... I just need some time to myself. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1259 What happens in Vegas ... 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1260 Next week it is my turn to fly for $50. 1.2520 0.04097 123 93 29 1
1261 We love the larger overhead bins. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1262 I got Steven certified as a comfort husband. Now I don't have to board him either. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1263 I heard this airline is notorious for luggage delays 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1264 That's why they call it carry-on. 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1265 They're definitely not doodie free. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1266 Unfortunately, I have a lot of baggage. 1.2520 0.04097 123 93 29 1
1267 Whoever said 'You can't take it with you.' was wrong. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1268 I just check them at the gate when it’s all hectic. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1269 Emotional support dogs and husbands ride for free. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1270 Seriously, this trip's gonna be so good for you. You're going to forget all about him! 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1271 It's his safe space until he can get back on campus. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1272 It's great to get away from the family - isn't it? 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1273 I swear it would've been cheaper just to buy them a seat. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1274 Yes, but you don't get bumped from baggage class. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1275 It’s so easy to travel without the kids. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1276 It's cheaper and roomier. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1277 It's my philosophy of child-rearing. Keep calm and carry on. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1278 I really need to get away for a while. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1279 The money we save on airline tickets almost covers the cost of a checked bag. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1280 The dog ate his picture ID 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1281 Sparky keeps me happy when I’m traveling and Billy keeps Sparky happy. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1282 I can’t wait to show my family the souvenirs I brought back from vacation! 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1283 I hate having to travel on our anniversary. But my husband said he'll have a big surprise waiting for me when I get there. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1284 We're embracing the sharing economy by sharing in economy. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1285 He totally understood that I needed a weekend away. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1286 I pack them last. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1287 He will do anything to not have to fly coach. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1288 I finally managed to sneak away from my family. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1289 He bought the Extra Value Fare 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1290 You never know if you can find one out of town.. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1291 The dog simply refuses to travel without him! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1292 Oh, he'll be fine, but he does miss the free peanuts. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1293 Oh the dog shared her travel meds with him. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1294 My husband and dog bought the new economy flight package. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1295 Yeah, hopefully the next boyfriend won't send me home because I have too much baggage 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1296 Jeff's plan to find out what exactly goes on during a women weekend goes horribly wrong at the security checkpoint. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1297 I lost their emotional support vests. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1298 I can't get rid of my emotional baggage. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1299 Of course I had to say 'yes' when they asked me if anyone could have interfered with my luggage. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1300 Why is your husband in the bag?" "Because no animals are allowed on the plane. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1301 The live one keeps him calmer than the plush. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1302 If we can get past security, we will save a lot of money. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1303 I had to break up with him. He had too much baggage... 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1304 Larry is really vacation cheap. Only downside is going through the X-ray machine but we've already had our kids and Scruffy needs to be neutered. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1305 I wonder what kind of mischief Ralphie and Spot are getting into? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1306 I hope to get rid of the extra baggage during the holiday! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1307 It's OK. They fit in the overhead bin. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1308 He'll keep the dog warm in the baggage compartment. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1309 I don't have the heart to tell them they won't fit in the overhead bin. 1.2479 0.05285 121 100 12 9
1310 This way I don’t have to pay for the X-ray 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1311 Y’know it’s kind of a long trip. I like to come prepared. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1312 As long as those two don't carry on I think we'll get away with it. 1.2479 0.04113 121 92 28 1
1313 He said the stroller made him feel infantile 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1314 He’s a therapy kid - they fly for free you know. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1315 Everyone wants to sit next to a puppeteer. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1316 No drama...he even helped me pack. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1317 I think this is his last trip in the overhead bin 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1318 He understood completely! He even bought me this bigger suitcase. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1319 As the pilot, he gets special handling. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1320 You wouldn't believe how much cheaper it is this way. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1321 TSA PreCheck is getting really good at screening my future baggage. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1322 They both qualify as service pets if you fly first class. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1323 Don't know how they'll survive without me, but I need to get away. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1324 I don't know, some stranger gave me the bag. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1325 It doesn't just have to be bags that fly free on Southwest... 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1326 It's the least I can do to help innocent people affected by Trump's travel ban. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1327 The dog's my emotional support and Dave is the dog's. 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1328 Pre-check alone is just OK, but with a miniskirt it's really no-questions-asked. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1329 I told him it was a free upgrade. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1330 I’m in first class. Bob’s with Rover this time. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1331 I,m sending them to their father. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1332 It's called Baggage Class. They zip me in at check-in. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1333 It's just as cramped, but it's much cheaper. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1334 The dog is going with me.....the husband is faking separation anxiety. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1335 'The airline said I could only take one Czech-in bag.' 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1336 You know, if this was a cartoon, I would not have a caption. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1337 When I buy him a seat he just cries the whole way. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1338 They also offer free grooming and unlimited kibble. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1339 This will keep them entertained for hours 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1340 I wanted to check them in, but then I would have exceeded the weight limit 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1341 They’re literally inseparable. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1342 We have to grab him a sandwich. They don't serve food in baggage any more. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1343 They get the adventure, and I get first class! 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1344 I know, it's crazy right, I only left my bag unattended for like a minute. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1345 I'll let the puppy out once we're past security 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1346 The overweight baggage fee is so much easier than keeping track of them. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
1347 No husbands, no pets.....this trip is going to be great. I can't wait for you to meet Reynaldo. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1348 I told him I was leaving because he had way too much baggage. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1349 How do you think I paid for those darling Manolo Blaniks? 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1350 Registering the entire family as emotional support animals means I’m the only one who pays to fly. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1351 I don't know how I ever flew without my emotional support man. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1352 No, nothing to declare—how about you? 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1353 I love the airline's affordable baggage class. 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
1354 Sure, they get lost sometimes, but the kids just love the baggage carousel. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1355 Well, anyway, if you compare the fees for overweight luggage with that for an extra seat, it's quite cost effective. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1356 It was either this or leaving them in a kennel. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1357 Oh, I packed for an entire family. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1358 I still had to check the babysitter. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1359 They really force you to fit everything into carry on. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1360 Sure, it puts the bag over the weight limit, but it's still cheaper than paying for a seat. 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1361 I'm hurt; John and Rex weren't there to see me off. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1362 “I’ll call the minute we get to the Hotel to check on them”. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1363 They say a lot of bags look alike. Here's to hoping.... 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1364 My husband is a ventriloquist. I am to take his dummies to Toronto he told me to say. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1365 We're no going anywhere. This airport has a special baggage storage area, free for 10 days. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1366 No, I can't. But, there's always one suitcase subjugator who comes to the rescue and crams them into the overhead bin. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1367 It beats carrying them on...... 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1368 I'm just glad to be free from them and all their baggage for a week. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1369 .... and as long as he doesn't put on weight, I'm saving a fortune! 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1370 What's crazy is that I'm a cat person. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1371 It's the only way we could afford Hawaii. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1372 You’re still paying for multiple seats? Amateur move. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1373 Metaphorically speaking, I'm carrying a lot of baggage on this trip. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1374 I met him on a new dating site, unclaimedbaggage.com. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1375 The kennel wouldn't take them, so I have to take them with me. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1376 Regardless of where I go, It feels like home. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1377 Before Trump we had a car and driver. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1378 The bag may get lost, but they wouldn't survive on their own anyway. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1379 I had to check the kids. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1380 The overhead bin is the only thing that calms them down. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1381 They'll be fine. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1382 Never saw the advantages of a 'Man Bag' until now! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1383 I love their first bag free policy! 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
1384 Yeah sure... And where are all of these good men hiding? 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1385 I'm really looking forward to our women's week-end retreat. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1386 We're flying United and figured it'd be safer this way. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1387 They had a two-for-one special at the animal shelter. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1388 If I pay a fee for checked baggage, they get all of my baggage. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1389 I'm covered either way - a baby stroller or a service dog carrier. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1390 Even the weight limit doesn't seem to be a burden anymore. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1391 Says he used to hide in the trunk - to get into movies - all the time! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1392 He's used to my baggage... 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1393 It’s the only way I can get him to take a vacation 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1394 He’s my emotional support dog, and he has to travel with his emotional support guy. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1395 When yours learn to talk, they'll ask for air, too. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1396 As it turns out, he doesn't know the meaning of the word "facetious." 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1397 Thanks so much for letting me slip my little Sally into your carry-on. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1398 I only packed the essentials. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1399 We finally decided that it’s better to just pack them rather than pack FOR them. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1400 Sounds great. I'll swing by the bag drop then meet you at the bar near the gate. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1401 I'm never looking back. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1402 I can't believe I can't carry them on. Am I going to highjack a plane with a dog and a small man? 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1403 Of course, it gets dicey in the overhead rack. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1404 Finally... the girls weekend away! 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1405 I fly Southwest. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1406 After what happened in Atlanta, we aren't taking any risks. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1407 The overweight baggage fee was cheaper than another seat 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1408 Now we're going to rise the carousel at Terminal 3. It's his birthday, and I couldn't bear to tell him Coney Island is closed." 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1409 For Christmas? I'd like to replace this with some smarter luggage. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1410 We call it Really Tiny House. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1411 They think we are going on a trip but I am actually taking them to the kennel 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1412 Does body water count against the 3 fluid ounces in carry-on? 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1413 If my bag is overweight I might have to move them to yours. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1414 ...and my Mom said that I wouldn't get anywhere if I married a short man! 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1415 It’s his nap time. He will be fine. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1416 He was completely supportive about my taking a weekend away...promised to carry on just as I would and take care of the dog, too. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1417 She's a comfort animal. He's saving me $900 for a seat. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1418 I check them at the gate 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1419 The worst part is they both bark. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1420 You need to learn how to pack light, even when you have a lot of baggage. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1421 You mean your bag didn't come with a family? 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1422 The dog will get a seat, the husband will go to baggage. Saves us a fortune. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1423 I’ve never learned to leave my troubles at home. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1424 Are you sure you added the lost luggage rider? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1425 Since my husband lost fifty pounds, I'm able to take him wherever I go. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1426 You're very generous. I keep my dog and husband zipped in. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1427 Our insurance doesn't include X-Rays 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1428 He cries for a minute when I put him in the overhead, but it saves me a lot of money on airfare. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1429 It's amazing! Billy's separation anxiety has totally vanished! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1430 I paid overweight charges, but it cost less than buying added seats. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1431 It's cheaper when he travels carry-on. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1432 I love it when they carry on like this. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1433 Unfortunately they wouldn't take him in checked baggage 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1434 I'm starting over, but I'm not "starting over" starting over. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1435 I've lost baggage several times, but it eventually finds its way home. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1436 If they ask, we're visiting my aunt Susie in Toronto, and we're "driving back" in two weeks. Except don't use the air quotes, obviously. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1437 I've prechecked them as family baggage. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1438 She didn't get her child vaccinated? So irresponsible! 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1439 Trust me, I'm all about travel bargains. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1440 Glad it's only us girls this weekend. The boys are just extra baggage. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1441 I check the luggage as "fragile"; much more room to play in cargo hold. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1442 It is so much easier than fighting for overhead space. And I don't have to hear him complain about knee room. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1443 I decided to check the kids this time. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1444 If you marry him, you’ll need a bigger bag.” 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1445 We can talk after I check this. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1446 I won't miss 'em much...they're always carrying on so 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1447 I can't wait for my parents to see what i'm dragging in now! 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
1448 My ventriloquist act is booked for six nights in Vegas. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1449 DACA? No, dada—he’s waiting for us at the gate. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1450 We met at this great little bistro, but I'm not sure if I have to declare him. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1451 The tricky bit was getting them past the TSA. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1452 They needed a breather. This is the last fresh air they'll get til we land in Rome. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1453 Post GOP tax plan, emigration plan: take advantage of the TSA's 80% failure rate for detection. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1454 So I told her, "No, we're not interested in gate check, thankyouverymuch." 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1455 "No, I don't mind paying more for the extra baggage". 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1456 If 2017 has proven anything, it's that some men really are dogs. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1457 You save a bundle just paying for an overweight bag. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1458 They won't be so happy when they find out they're not getting a window seat 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1459 getting them into the over head bin is also a great workout. 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
1460 Even with the 'bag fee' we still save a little money! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1461 He didn't tell me how he would get there, though. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1462 This way he can keep company with the dog and snooze a bit with more leg room than we have in coach. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1463 I just gave in to their whining. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1464 No, I read the fine print, it falls within the carry on rules. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1465 They're my support animals 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1466 We're flying basic economy, right? 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1467 I love Paul because he doesn't have any baggage. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1468 We figured with airlines these days, it would be just as comfortable and we'd save a few dollars! 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1469 Not only is it the cheapest way to visit my folks in Phoenix, but we get free X-Rays for Rob and Bella. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1470 Saving money on them allows me to fly first class. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1471 If Fluffy needs a emotional companion to calm her during the trip, it's the least I can do. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1472 This is my first girls’ trip since the marriage. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1473 The hard part is getting it in the overhead. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1474 He gets a seat on the way back, leaving room for gifts 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1475 He says there's more legroom than our economy seats. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1476 It's cheaper this way. And I have total control over my baggage. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1477 They like riding rollercoasters, but Six Flags is too expensive these days. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1478 He is going to keep the dog from barking. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1479 The courts have not yet ruled on whether husbands qualify as companion animals 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1480 Some mothers repress their family baggage, but I take mine everywhere. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1481 Ted said he found someone to watch Timmy and the dog. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1482 Normally I'd just facetime them every night but I'm out of minutes on my plan. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1483 So what did you pack?" "Oh, you know, just the essentials. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1484 Of course they'll be ok. It's just a weekend after all. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1485 That was actually a white lie - my husband packed it 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1486 It's times like these that downsizing pays off. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1487 My husband is a transportation analyst. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1488 My therapy dog has a therapy child. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1489 So then I said it's either me or the dog .... 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1490 My ex-husband wanted to come but that would have been too much baggage. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1491 Because they wouldn't fit in the overhead bin. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1492 Quite frankly, the only thing I care about is the puppy making it through customs. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1493 I'm flying Spirit! 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1494 I told you he was clingy. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1495 It's called 'Super Economy'....... 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1496 With ticket prices the way they are during the holidays, paying the overweight bag fee ends up being much more economical. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1497 My suitcase is my home away from home. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1498 There’s still a 50-50 chance the airline will lose my bag. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1499 Bill and Fluffy just love the baggage carousel. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1500 Ticket price shopping online is one thing. But the cargo hold beats them all! 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1501 He had to bring Samson, it's how he rolls. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1502 I’m going to Tulsa. He’s hoping the bag goes somewhere exotic. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1503 I love their “one bag flies free” policy! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1504 It's on Lucky's bucket list to fly first class. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1505 So I said sure; I'll pay the extra $25 for a check-on bag 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1506 Harold's always harping on efficiency, so . . . 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1507 I never know what to answer when they ask if I packed the bag myself. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1508 How could I resist those puppy dog eyes? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1509 My ex is a TSA Agent, and this is how he wants his visitations. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1510 It did take some time convincing them that TSA could mean Take Spouse and Animal. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1511 I could not resist "buy one get one free." 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1512 This vacation was a great idea! I can finally get away from the kid and that darn dog. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1513 Now I need to get a roll-away for my emotional baggage. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1514 He was so supportive of this ladies getaway. I think he wanted some alone time. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1515 Well you know these immigration laws are getting tougher all the time! 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1516 In this economy? It's the only way to fly 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1517 I don't think my fiancé is expecting me to arrive with this much extra baggage. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1518 I should have bought luggage locks like you, my family keeps trying to escape. 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1519 Steve was very understanding about my trip to the Bahamas. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1520 Brittany was soon about to realize that restraining orders are void over international waters. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1521 Upgrading to Economy Minus lets my dog fly for free. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1522 Oh don't worry. We do this all the time. With the price of airfare these days, who can afford to go anywhere? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1523 I haven't told him I'm checking my bags. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1524 Yes it's a great idea, but sneaking wine and snacks into the overhead bin can be a challenge. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1525 Why did they keep asking me to check my luggage? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1526 It cost only five thousand miles! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1527 He loves the extra leg room. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1528 It just didn't work, he complained that I came with just too much baggage. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
1529 Robert is Sparky's "service companion" and by the way, don't use the F-L-Y word; they think they're going camping. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1530 What do you think of the new carry-on rules? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1531 Sure I paid the fee. It beat the cost of an extra ticket. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1532 Don't mince words, Carol. It's still a road trip. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1533 I’ve been thinking of leaving Bob unattended. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1534 I will plead TOY STORY at bag check. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1535 Oh, no, I'm not worried. It's within the 50 lb. limit. 1.2294 0.05473 109 92 9 8
1536 With added baggage weight fees it comes out the same ,but they love it. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1537 It's just another advantage of downsizing my boyfriend and dog. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1538 I keep getting the feeling that I’m forgetting something! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1539 Studies show that men are happier with the unburdened companionship, and women like the absence of groping and shedding in the cabin. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1540 Sometimes his shortcomings are actually charming. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1541 TSA pre-check is SO convenient. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1542 We used to do this at the drive-in all the time. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1543 Yeah, I told the agent, I’d say I have baggage. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1544 We’re traveling light this year, no frills. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1545 I told him we're going to Disneyland. Not my Mothers. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1546 It’s a great feeling to get away and leave our problems behind us! 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1547 Thank you and your boyfriend for watching my suitcase. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1548 It's bitch to get into the overhead bin, but it contains everything I need for an enjoyable vacation. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1549 The tricky part is getting the bag through x-ray. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1550 With the cost of flights being so high, this was the only way we could get to mom’s for the holidays. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1551 He thinks I have too much baggage. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1552 You'll need a bigger bag if you want a souvenir man and puppy. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1553 I just pay for any overages. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1554 I know, they seem excited now but wait until they find out that I didn't fork over the cash for a carry-on..... 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1555 Thanks it allows us to travel so much more often. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1556 Yeh, it's perfect! I can keep them in the overhead and have some Me-Time. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1557 The hardest part was shrinking them. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1558 Gate-checking's free--why pay for a divorce lawyer. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1559 I may need a little help cramming it into the overhead. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1560 He just hates going through security check. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1561 It's called an "experiential sublet" 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1562 You Can Check One Bag For Free 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1563 His online dating profile said he would help me unpack my emotional baggage, but now I suspect his motives. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1564 You better check it in -still cheaper than tickets 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1565 Sure it gets a little cold in the cargo hold, but it's the only way we can afford to all fly home for the holidays these days. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1566 I'm not going anywhere. Why do you ask? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1567 And since I have Premium Elite status, I get to stuff them in the overhead bin! 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1568 They've only gotten lost once, and it was only for a couple days. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1569 He wanted a staycation, so we compromised. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1570 I’m abandoning it at the check-in and heading for the spa. 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
1571 I got them a very cheap one-way fare 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1572 Last round’s on you. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1573 Fortunately, my husband’s Separation Anxiety issues pale in comparison to his fear of escalators. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1574 I'd rather pay for the baggage fee than another ticket 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1575 So that’s what they meant by carry-on 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1576 Now they're tucked-in, I am duty free! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1577 The only baggage my husband brought into our marriage were canine separation issues. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1578 Thank goodness they were under the 50 pound limit so we did not have to pay the extra baggage fee. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1579 They're just along for the ride 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1580 If there is a problem, it will be at the baggage scanner. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1581 Technically It's his weekend. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1582 He rarely yelps when little Remi is with him. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1583 I am going to return him as soon as I get back from visiting relatives. 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
1584 There's more legroom than in an economy seat. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1585 Hey, at least we made it past security. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1586 Taking them home to meet the folks. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1587 It's nice when 'family-size' really means 'family-size.' 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1588 The oversize luggage fee is cheaper than a full fare. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1589 I was gonna leave one home. Then, said, “Nah, bring em both.” 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1590 The dog gets nervous being left alone for too long. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1591 This way we're together, but I can also get alone time. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1592 They said boarding two dogs was cheaper than two tickets. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1593 The doctor said I shouldn't carry on with my emotional baggage, so I decided to check it instead. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1594 Security is very lax at this airport 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1595 We'll see if this flies...the ticket agent said, 'carry-on'. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1596 I'm sure. I checked the rules about companion animals. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1597 I go First Class, they go Priority. They think it's the same. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1598 So he sold his ticket to buy more bitcoin, but I couldn't show up to his parent's for the holidays with out him. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1599 You’re lucky you don’t have to check your bags. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1600 The bike box fee would have been way more expensive. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1601 Our journey is towards minimalism. 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
1602 They think I don't know. Secretly I'm hoping this is the time my luggage gets lost far, far away. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1603 You are so right, us moms and wives can't catch a break. I will enjoy our trip and rest assured knowing that Jack and Ruff-Ruff have finally conquered their separation anxiety. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1604 I really hope they don't lose my luggage again. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1605 George is determined not to lose his luggage again. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1606 I just worked out at the gym for 10 months so I can lift them into the overhead compartment. We are saving over $1600. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1607 I never travel without the comforts of home. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1608 He takes the 'Man's best friend' thing a little too far. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1609 I never leave without them. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1610 I'm not sure which one the kids will like more! 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1611 I hope he's duty free. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
1612 He wanted more leg room. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1613 They won't be so happy when they realize the plane windows don't open. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1614 I hope it fits in the overhead 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1615 Actually, I'd only worry about the dog, if they lost my luggage. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1616 I think I've got this compartmentalizing thing down. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1617 The first bag flies free policy has really saved us a ton of money on our trips to Mexico 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1618 I told him we were going on Vacation. This is the only way I can get him to visit my Family. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1619 My emotional support suitcase has its own therapy animals. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1620 Like I told you in the restaurant, that is NOT what doggie bag means. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
1621 Next trip, goodbye inflatables, hello vibrator! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1622 He thinks baggage fees will cost as much as seats one day so he's getting ready. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1623 You know on a discount airline it is cheaper to buy an extra seat than pay the baggage fee 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1624 Even with their increased luggage fees, our travel system is still cheaper. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1625 He did warn me that he came with a lot of baggage. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1626 I was running late. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1627 Yeah, I think I'll take Fluffy out after we board. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1628 Fear of flying, no. Fear of commitment, yes. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1629 It's cheaper than getting him a seat and safer than being dragged off by the airline. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1630 My credit card is a little stingy with its companion fares, but there are no blackout dates! 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1631 It's less hassle this way 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1632 I’m just glad he’s over his Tintin obsession. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1633 My husband packed my bag for me. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1634 Why yes, it is one size fits all! 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1635 Dog snores. Otherwise, no problem. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1636 I've got all the non-essentials. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1637 They like to have more room. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1638 I' m feeling good about the excess baggage metaphor. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1639 Look at THIS ass I'm dragging. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1640 I always check my kids too. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1641 Oh, I thought it said carrion! 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1642 I case I get dragged off the plane I want my baggage with me. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1643 Becoming a contortionist family was the best move we've made in years. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
1644 His new service dog has really help Bob be a better flyer. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1645 On second thought, I think we ought to check our bags. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1646 The airline has only lost a couple of them, so why not check them? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1647 I bought the bag that was most likely to get mixed up. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1648 It's still safer than driving. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1649 As long as he is under 25 lbs your fine 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1650 I have found a way to retaliate against the $25 baggage fee. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1651 He'll fit in the overhead. I cut his legs off. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1652 Don't worry. If they don't fit in the overhead bin, I can check them at the gate. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1653 Have you heard about suitcase class? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1654 We cut back on a few things so we could splurge on first class. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1655 This way he doesn't get hassled by passengers about his support animal. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1656 The hardest part is keeping them away from liquids for 24 hours. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1657 For all intents and purposes, we take separate vacations. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1658 No Ivanka, we don't normally travel to Mar-a-Lago like this 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1659 He can carry on all he wants! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1660 I want to find someone with no baggage. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1661 Sure they can both walk. Why do you ask? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1662 Doesn’t fool me. He says they're a TSA K9 team, but the thing is, I remember Roy Moore from way back in 9th grade. 1.2178 0.05559 101 86 8 7
1663 The Ambien should kick in any second. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1664 Carry-on parenting is the new helicopter parenting. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1665 The last airline misplaced his legs, so... 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1666 Nyla likes to bring a best friend along. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1667 Just think... this journey comes with a free set of x-rays. 1.2178 0.05559 101 86 8 7
1668 It was so nice for your husband to pack for you, I know, he said he had packed away a couple of surprises for me. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1669 With a little squeezing and stomping, I should be able to fit it under the seat in front of me. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1670 I picked up a couple of souvenirs to take home. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1671 I found this Life hack on Pinterest 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1672 We save a lot of money on x-rays 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1673 I mean you should have heard the carry on 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1674 Getting through security is the hardest part. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1675 He gets the intrepid flyer discount. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1676 Joey and Fluffy have no idea I'm sneaking off on this girls' weekend. Won't they be surprised! 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1677 It's just so much easier! 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1678 I do not believe we got thru security!!! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1679 Getting through security is going to be a bitch. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1680 I wasn’t sure if it was just a work event or if families were invited, so I packed everything. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1681 He has far less baggage than the last guy I dated. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1682 The airlines scan your luggage for guns, not children or pets. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1683 I'm sure I won't miss them while I'm away but I've brought them ... just in case. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1684 I'm so happy we could finally get this girls weekend! 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1685 I love this bag. It fits my clothes, laptop, has a built-in charger, has Wi-Fi, and fits my dog of a husband comfortably. 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
1686 My life just has so much baggage these days. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1687 They're just along for the ride 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1688 It's a compromise between a vacation and a staycation. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1689 Hi Regarding snowman in retail store cartoon in Dec 18 issue. Could have sworn I sent in that third caption. What happened? 1.2157 0.05682 102 88 6 8
1690 Loop-holes to the new baggage rules has advantages. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1691 He keeps the puppy warm during the flight. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1692 His friend is a Boeing engineer and says the WiFi signal is strong in cargo. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1693 With the luggage fees being so high, it just makes sense. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1694 They're too old to be riding in a carry on. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1695 I sent my LAST husband as cargo, and forgot to punch air holes. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1696 The puppy already thinks it's on a Disney ride. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1697 They believe they're being boarded. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1698 One is a fake, the other is a dog! 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
1699 I took out extra baggage allowance. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1700 Not to worry; it's a carry on. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1701 You packed Mojo and Poly...right? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1702 He ain't heavy, he's my hubby. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1703 It's the only way I can get him to go shopping with me. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1704 He wants to live together. I'm rolling with it. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1705 They're both hoping for the window seat 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1706 Trust me! They will have a great adventure! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1707 For once, they didn't ask that dumb question, "has your luggage been under your control since you packed it?" 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1708 This bag is going to cost a few arms and legs. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1709 I'm bringing a lot of baggage to this relationship. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1710 My service animal needs a service manimal. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1711 He's always carrying on like this. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1712 If these baggage fees keep going up, I will have to buy him an economy seat the next time we fly. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1713 I'm checking my bag, who needs the hassle? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1714 Yes, the surgeon DID put my head on backwards. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1715 We're testing the latest trend, "fake regulations." 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1716 It's so nice to get away. The kids are always getting into something or other. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1717 They don't belong to me;I'm just taking them to the lost and found. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1718 I will so miss my husband but he said he slipped a little something in my bag to make the time go faster. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1719 I only redeemed 20,000 points. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1720 Guys are always breaking up with me because I have too much baggage. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1721 Let's hope they confiscate my baggage. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1722 He just loves the new travel seat, and I don't have to pay the baggage fee. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1723 I never check in Donald and Molly. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1724 The carry-on doesn't have breathing holes in it. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1725 ...so I told him "lose 10 pounds or you've got an overweight luggage fee to answer to." 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1726 I got the idea from my Grandpa, who did it at the drive-in. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1727 Oh, darn! I didn't bring the kitchen sink. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1728 I found them in my store's Travel Size section. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1729 Frequent flyer miles just don't cut it anymore. Baggage fees are where the smart money goes! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1730 They were always carrying-on anyway. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1731 Why yes, my service animal does have his own little friend. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1732 It’s just until their global entry cards arrive. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1733 Oh, we always travel this way - Buster suffers from dreadful separation anxiety, and Doug and I can't stand being in each other's presence for more than two hours. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1734 It’ll be so great to get away from it all. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1735 Those two do like to carry on. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1736 It reminds him of his red wagon and we save on airfare. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1737 My therapist said I need to pull a little more weight in our marriage. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1738 There's too much baggage in our marriage. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1739 It's called a "companion fare". It's only $25! They suggest you pack blankets in the suitcase with them. And an oxygen tank. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1740 No matter how hard I try, I always tend to over pack. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1741 It's the only way they could sit next to each other on the plane. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1742 I'm hoping that I'll lose my baggage this trip. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1743 Of course I_ have to do all the heavy lifting. 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
1744 My boyfriend comes with a lot of baggage! 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
1745 If this doesn't fit in the overhead or under the seat, guess who's not going. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1746 Miles had to lose ten pounds so we could meet the weight limit. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1747 I told him his baggage was destroying our marriage. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1748 No, they don't give me a hard time. After all, he's a service dog. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1749 It was nice of you to let your baggage bring his pet. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1750 I have been looking forward to this mother daughter weekend. Just the two of us? 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1751 I told him no, this trip is a get away for just we women. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
1752 It's a lot cheaper than paying for a seat 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
1753 Oh, no, I'm not planning to go anywhere. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1754 I am so glad I left Johnny with the sitter, I really need a break. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1755 I got him on Amazon. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1756 And... you don't have to feed them or take them for walks!" 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1757 Hell, last year we saved thousands. Plus, the first bag flies free. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1758 Of course not - I would never tell Joe I was going to Las Vegas without him! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1759 It's cheaper to pay the airline baggage fee than a seat for little Jimmy. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1760 He's in the dog house 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1761 He carried on so much that I had to put him in checked luggage. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
1762 They will fly anywhere with me but I always have to drag them along 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1763 'Housebreaking' both of them for the flight was a real chore. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1764 I have a lot of baggage. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1765 I'll dump him at the security check. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1766 Just nice to get a chance to leave all of my baggage at home. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1767 We can pull this off as long they don't ask what the in-flight movie is. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1768 He needs constant emotional support. It's exhausting. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1769 You were smart not to get a dog. And to marry a small man. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1770 getting through security was easy neither of them were in a shampoo bottle 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1771 It’s even cheaper than economy . . . 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1772 I'm a mule for the well-adjusted straight guy with a dog Cartel. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1773 I didn't realize he came with such baggage. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1774 At those prices, luggage is not just an extra feature, but a new way of traveling. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1775 He loves our family vacations. Me not so much. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1776 I couldn't leave him home Doris. He's my emotional support kid. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1777 It was great advice to get the fun-size model. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1778 ...and they've had all their shots too. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
1779 The flight is the only time I ever get to myself. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1780 It's great as long as he doesn't wear anything metallic, smoke, or drink beforehand. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1781 I literally packed everything that's important to me." "Same. My luggage is empty. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1782 I'm constantly carrying so much baggage around! 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
1783 The really hard part is lifting it up into the overhead luggage compartment. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1784 And he has no idea where your going! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1785 Oh no, we're not flying, it's just a fun ride for my boys. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1786 You get one bag free. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
1787 The key to a happy flight? No carry-on. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1788 This is my first family package holiday 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1789 I love flying on Delta, because they never ask questions. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1790 I'll provoke them, you shoot the clips. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1791 I'm calling my congressman. We were just supposed to test the TSA, not make it to Puerto Rico. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1792 Because this airline drags passengers off planes, not luggage. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1793 To be completely honest, I am in a really good place. I've been so blessed with such sweet children. 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
1794 No metal, no problem! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1795 Just a few minutes until the Lunesta kicks in then it's our time . 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1796 all I really wanted was some alone time 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1797 I'll just need some help lifting it into the truck. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1798 I haven't told them yet but I'm not taking them. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1799 Nothing is going to spoil this girls weekend get-away. I'm ditching them at baggage claim. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1800 The dog was an easential bargaining tool! 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
1801 I'm taking all my playthings! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1802 I wonder what the next #MeToo wave will look like. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1803 Timmy was making PBJs this morning, possibly planning to run away from home again. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1804 Carrion. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1805 It won't fit in the carry-on, but they have an oxygen bottle to share. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1806 It's a new breed - the Hubby-poo. I am checking out how well he travels. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1807 did you check your "baggage?" 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1808 You need to put them in a plastic bin with liquids+laptops 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1809 After spraining his ankle at Coney Island, we just rolled with it. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1810 American Tourister can really save you money. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1811 Ever since he got too old to qualify for Early Boarding I just didn't see any reason to buy him his own seat. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1812 For me, the baggage fee is worth it. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1813 Worst case? Sometimes I have to check it and pay the fee. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1814 I tried to get him to buy a ticket but, he always comes up short. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1815 Can't believe he chose to stay back with the dog, because he didn't want to pack 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1816 I'm so glad my husband doesn't mind me going out of town for a few days. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1817 Another big plus is that you never have to worry about lost luggage. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
1818 There was a two for one special at the pound. 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
1819 Wow, a whole week of being by myself. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1820 Aren't you going the check on the baby? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1821 Can't wait to have a relaxing vocation without my family and just you and me. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1822 It's a little heavy, but it's worth it once I go through baggage-check. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1823 It's the only way I can justify these new carry-on fees. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1824 It's either this or take a pill. You know how I feel about medication. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1825 I trust the luggage handlers here. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1826 The way I look at it, I'm saving money by paying to check this bag. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1827 My airline’s carry on rules are very flexible! 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1828 I hate bringing my work with me on vacation. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1829 do you mind if I put my chihuahua in your bag?--- I think I reached my limit 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1830 We're flying Woofthansa. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1831 I'm flying economy... 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1832 Honestly he prefers riding in the hold with Sparky and noone's going to put me up for "Best Mother of the Year" anyway. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1833 Of course you still have your independence when you’re married. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1834 I'm trying out the new rideshare app. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1835 The baggage fees were more than an extra seat, but I really needed some 'me time'. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1836 Flying with 200 pounds of weed is a little risky, so I'm just bringing Scooby-Doo and Shaggy with me instead. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1837 It's getting so annoying. I hear next year they're going to start charging for extra people. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1838 And the toilet seat hasn’t been left up once... 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1839 Relax, they had their shots. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1840 If we’re lucky, a TSA agent will confiscate them. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1841 "Unfortunately, it's the baggage that I can't drop off". 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1842 Souvenirs aren't a problem if just get stuff you like. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1843 Roger's acting M.F.A. has saved us a fortune on airfare. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1844 They think we’re going to Orlando. I’m going to Orlando. They’re going into the deepest part of a fast river. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1845 When you're a woman in your thirties, you'll carry some extra baggage too. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1846 They heard 'all-inclusive' but blocked out 'girls-only'. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1847 "The Lost Luggage" is the best way to get rid of them both! Trust me, no one will doubt! 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1848 I can’t be the mom from Home Alone again. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1849 They don't like to fly. All they want to do is ride around the airport. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1850 But he keeps eating all of her biscuits. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1851 They keep each other company in the cargo area. 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
1852 The real key has been limiting our open marriage to very specific situations. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1853 Getting the bag through security isn’t so bad, but storing it in the overhead bin is no picnic. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1854 I said to the the agent that it shouldn't be a problem since it's a Pullman. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1855 It is a special bond between him and my dog! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1856 They can charge whatever they want. I get $0 deductible on X-Ray screening., 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
1857 these stuffed dolls come in handy..... I do get better treatment ! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
1858 We were running low on frequent flyer miles. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1859 Well, I'm only a Bronz-Rewards Member, but kids do fly free. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1860 It’s a test. If he survives the baggage claim, Bella and I might let him share our bed. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1861 He thinks he's in there to keep dog quiet at the vets. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1862 I fooled him this time.He thinks I'm on a business trip,but it's Vegas for me 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1863 They say relationships bring a lot of baggge but some are worse than others 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1864 I've been training them to get past security 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1865 It's not easy fitting a service animal and a dog in one suitcase. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1866 Seriously...I have to do EVERYTHING. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1867 Getting this in the overhead rack is going to be a 'doozie.' 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1868 I found a doll factory that made me the perfect family! 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
1869 ‘I told him if you’re going to continue to work like a dog, you should vacation like one too!’ 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1870 I find it cheaper to have the dogwalker do my hotel laundry. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1871 It was either this, or try to get one of those 'emotional support' letters. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1872 We only had enough points for economy companion passes. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1873 They're carry-ons. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1874 I’m hoping they can pass as stuffed toys. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1875 My savings go towards my student loans for animal husbandry 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1876 And on overseas flights they fit so nicely in the overhead storage bins. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1877 I didn't have the heart to tell them that I would not, in fact, put them in my suitcase if I could. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1878 It’s cheaper to check ‘em. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1879 I'm tired of fighting with them. I'm going to turn them both over to Homeland Security to do as seems right. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1880 I only agreed because I know they're going to make me gate check him, anyway. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1881 He said he just got tired of being a ‘Stay at home dad’. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1882 Decided just to drag all my homework along with me. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1883 How would your husband and dog carry on without you? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1884 He got the cheapest fare yet! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1885 They're my emotional support. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1886 No biggie. I don't have to sit with him. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1887 He didn't want the dog to travel in the cargo bay alone, and the baggage charge is cheaper. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1888 I’m trying this Airbnb thing. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1889 The family that travels together stays together 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1890 They like to ride the baggage carousel. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1891 Were those duty free? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1892 Hey, it's only 50 bucks....and he's quiet as a mouse. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1893 I just posted an adorable photo. I'm sure the airline will bow to social media pressure. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1894 I never check my luggage. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1895 They don't get out much. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1896 I was horrified when I realized they took each other's meds, but now I can afford a seat in first class. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1897 I paid the luggage fee already, and it’s still under 50 pounds, so I figured what the hell, Madison has never been to Cabo either. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
1898 You'd be surprised how much it saves. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1899 So, you get it on video so we can sue the airlines later. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1900 Ok , your’e right. I know he has some issues, I just can’t resist that cute puppy face. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1901 Hope he didn’t forget to feed the dog. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1902 The TSA guy said,' What's in the bag?' so I showed my kid and my dog and he said: 'Have they been to the bathroom today?' and I said :yes!" and he said : 'your good to go' so here I am! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1903 They are service animals, so I save on airfare. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1904 We saved $10 by getting the ticket through the airline's website, and another $5 by downgrading to Roger to luggage. Max gets a free in-flight bone too! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1905 We're going to Stowe...you? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1906 They've both had their Xanax. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1907 In this new job, I live out of my suitcase. 1.1957 0.05624 92 80 6 6
1908 My boyfriend's watching my dog while I'm away. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1909 When we arrive, there may be a problem with customs, but the savings in expenses are worth the try. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1910 The divorce has given me some baggage. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1911 He said, "I was more comfortable than being in economy". 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1912 My therapy husband needs a therapy dog, so... 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1913 We’ll see how smart they are when they’re rejected in the overhead compartment. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
1914 Yes, and best of all it is not a carry-on. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1915 Of course I'm checking my luggage. Wouldn't you? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1916 I can't tell you how excited they are to see the inside of an airport security room. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1917 Checking them didn’t go well last trip 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1918 They're a bit of a squeeze in some overhead compartments. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1919 This way if they get dragged off the plane they get a fun ride out of it. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1920 Thank you. We have received your caption submission Check back Monday, Jan 1, 2018 to vote on caption finalists. 1.1957 0.05624 92 80 6 6
1921 No, I've taken care of that problem. He is wearing an adult diaper. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1922 Another one broke up with me last night. He said I have way too much baggage. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1923 Will you help me get it into the overhead? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1924 No matter where I go, I will always carry him with me. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1925 Once again, my diversion hid your drugs! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1926 Keep calm carry on. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1927 Tuck your child and dog in your carry on - no passenger charge for either 1.1957 0.05624 92 80 6 6
1928 I may need to separate them to avoid the extra baggage fee. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1929 How can you carry on like this? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1930 It was definitely harder getting them in than going through luggage check. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1931 I’m trying to shed the “helicopter mom” label. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1932 Remind me to deflate those dolls before we go through security. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1933 It's just so nice to get away. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
1934 It was love at first flight. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
1935 They're my service animals. I just hope they'll all fit in the overhead. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1936 Hopefully this time, my luggage won't be over weight! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1937 I've been carrying around a lot of emotional baggage. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
1938 My emotional baggage can’t be left unattended. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1939 No problem. In the new Steerage Class, you sit with your kids, pets and luggage, family style, with all the other passengers. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1940 I tell all my dates that baggage should be a positive thing. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1941 You say fucking insane, I say adorably quirky. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1942 Don't worry...I tagged the bag to be delivered to the vasectomy clinic. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
1943 I'm so excited to escape with you and leave all my baggage at home 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1944 My husband just doesn't like saying goodbye at the house so we worked out a compromise when I travel for business. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1945 It's easier as checked baggage. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1946 The Doghouse: Winter vacation version. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1947 The airline just turns a blind eye ever since they beat up my cousin. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1948 My husband loves these super saver fares 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1949 If I check them, I get free drink coupons 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1950 I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully fun 1.1910 0.05734 89 78 5 6
1951 They simply love the baggage-claim carousel. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1952 I would have loved to go with a carry on, but I needed some space for my clothes. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1953 My marriage has a lot of baggage. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1954 My boyfriend is such a jerk with his dog, I can't wait to be on vacation without him. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1955 Due to the holiday, the airlines only had one ticket for sale, so I hope they don't lose my luggage. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1956 cheaper than fed ex 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1957 Don't worry, They're both toilet-trained 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1958 Its' a breeze with TSA pre-check and it solves his fear of flying. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1959 I went through the security line without a problem. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1960 I guess we're one of the few families that doesn't mind the baggage fee. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1961 My bag sometimes shifts during flight. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1962 It’s surprising how much you pack for one! 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
1963 Honestly I lose track of which one of us is the comfort animal 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1964 Don't worry. I just zip it up, and they fly in the belly of the plane. My husband will do anything to save money! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1965 Let's hope they don't run out of overhead room. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1966 Good thing we got the big suitcase Fido - Dad and Uncle Jim must be really crammed. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1967 Just go commando through X-ray and the TSA agents are all distracted 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1968 When I read that he was looking for a woman with a lot of baggage, I swiped right, and well, here we are. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1969 I knew having kids would add some baggage to my life, but not literally. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1970 Our therapist suggested sharing each other's baggage. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1971 I'm meeting a blind date. I told him I come with a lot of baggage. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1972 Some people think checking bags is a hassle, but I couldn’t get through a flight without it. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1973 Did they take your water bottle too? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1974 Two can fly as cheaply as one... if comfort isn't a high priority. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1975 This way they’re the TSA’s responsibility, not mine. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1976 They both got too big to fit into my purse. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1977 In the long run, they were happier and I was happier. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1978 We decided to carry on our relationship 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1979 There is better air conditioning in cargo hold, it seems 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1980 Having just the one child carry-on must be nice. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1981 Don't worry. He doesn't have a passport. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1982 We decided to turn all our emotional baggage into economic savings 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1983 I'm taking HIM back to his mum. The dog I'm keeping. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1984 The best of Bob and Rufus is that they are so accommodating. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1985 Our puppy gets lonely on long flights 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1986 They keep each other busy. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1987 Are you going to check your baggage? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1988 He regresses in a flash as soon as we start to go home for the holidays. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1989 It's a carry-on that carries on. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
1990 He no longer has a fear of flying. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1991 I know, I know — bend at the knees, not at the waist. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1992 They are inseparable when we travel. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
1993 "He just loves the overhead compartment". 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1994 The new economy seats were a pretty good deal... 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1995 The therapy dog is really more for him than me. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
1996 Don't worry, they're under the weight limit. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1997 And I even get to check my baggage at the gate! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1998 I'll put a few air-holes in it just before boarding. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
1999 Roy Moore and his best friend getting out of town. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2000 Oh, yeah, it's cheaper... but the smell lasts for the whole vacation. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2001 I just hope when we board they don’t make me check my bag. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2002 We were great lovers, but now he's just baggage. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2003 I figure I actually save money on baggage fees. 1.1860 0.05851 86 76 4 6
2004 You'd be astonished at the sorts of things you can find in a duty free shop today. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2005 That's where we want to go, way down in Cargo Bay 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2006 My therapist suggested I need some space to help me define my boundaries. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2007 He’s performing surgery tomorrow and don’t want to get thrown out of the plane again. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2008 So I said, you think that's emasculating, I'll show you emasculating. ("that's" needs to be in italics) 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2009 I really need this getaway. It's like every time I turn around, there's someone there who needs me. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2010 We had a great time in India but Johnny got hooked on the rickshaws. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2011 My boyfriend said I should remember going thru TSA: "Be CALM, and CARRY-ON". 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2012 I'm not sure I'm fond of the whole AirBnB thing. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2013 I've been so looking forward to a free week... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2014 Well, I guess you can always count on Bill to let the cat out of the bag! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2015 Never date a female with luggage 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2016 Of course I love them, but family can add so much baggage to your life... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2017 It's better than blocking the aisle.... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2018 They kept complaining about being checked. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2019 Yeah it is heavy to get in the overhead, but, they won't get lost again. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2020 I'm really looking forward this trip to just finding myself... 1.1860 0.05851 86 76 4 6
2021 Based on the X-ray, the TSA guy prescribed us antibiotic. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2022 I’m so happy to be leaving North Korea. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2023 They can keep each other company. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2024 The trick is to have your baggage breathe. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2025 I'm afraid to leave him home alone. So, I figured I'd just bring the dog, too. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2026 I take dealing with my relationship baggage very seriously. And very literally. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2027 Its a carry on to bring them but you should see the house if I leave them! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2028 Takes me back to my Drive-in Days. . Hope the baggage area gets oxygen. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
2029 I'm leaving my husband as unattended baggage. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2030 They travel free as long as this fits in the overhead compartment! 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2031 Left the boy friend at home. How about you? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2032 We found this crazy two-for-one ticket deal. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2033 I think they'll make it through security...they haven't got any metal on. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2034 It's my fault for agreeing to the whole "stay-at-home" dad thing. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2035 You should have seen the face of the TSA agent when she inspected my bag. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2036 Kids are in the checked luggage. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2037 My boyfriend can be such a burden. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
2038 That's my boy toy, Mike. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2039 Can't wait to get rid of my extra baggage. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2040 And it's too big to fit in the overhead so they'll gate check it for free. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2041 My husband couldn't make it. He's home watching the dog. Clink Clink!" 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2042 I think it'll help me be less homesick when I leave. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2043 I just found strollers too expensive 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2044 It gets interesting when some guy will offer to put my suitcase in the overhead rack 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2045 It's amazing what you can stuff into these new bags! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2046 I love these reduced family fares. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
2047 It's cheaper even if there is a lot of shit to clean up on arrival. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2048 I passed on the shrink wrap. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2049 I'm so happy to be in a relationship that doesn't come with a lot of baggage! 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2050 It's a great way to stretch our budget when traveling. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2051 It was a toss up between buying two in coach or one in first class, with a large carry-on allowance... 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2052 This should cure their separation anxiety. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2053 I think my emotional baggage has reached the limit. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2054 We met on a reality show forum. I can't bear losing another husband in checked luggage. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2055 No, they were fine in storage. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2056 I've always been curious. Do you know how warm it is in the cargo hold area? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2057 I'm just taking non-essentials - I may not even unpack this trip. 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2058 It's between him and the TSA when we get to the counter. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2059 This one will be a working vacation. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2060 I wasn’t able to wrap all the gifts. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2061 he said he’d rather die than do long-distance 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2062 He’s agoraphobic. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2063 He had his DNA tested, seems he's a distant relative of Harry Houdini. The dog is his idea. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2064 Roxie insisted he come with us. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2065 Bigger the bag, wiser the woman. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2066 Now if I could just keep him off my friends' legs. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2067 It's just that family vacations are so costly! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2068 No, he doesn't mind. He's fanatic and ingenious about cutting our travel costs. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2069 I'm just happy that one of them has taken to the travel diapers. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2070 Surprisingly, our relationship has relatively little baggage. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2071 Trust is key. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2072 Size is everything. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2073 He ran up and down the aisle biting everyone's luggage; my dog was well behaved though. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2074 I can't leave home without them 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2075 Yes, I have to pay the bag fee, but it's still cheaper than a ticket for him. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2076 They have NO idea what they are in for when I leave this suitcase unattended. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2077 It's the cheapest way since he's under 50lbs. Besides, he also has a GameBoy in there. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2078 I picked him up at the doody free shop. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2079 They're never on time, but I love their lax security. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2080 I'm so excited about our girl's getaway. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2081 I threw this out jokingly as an alternative to him flying coach. I never expected him to say yes. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2082 Nothing to see here. Carry on. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2083 I'm going to brutally shove everything I love into the overhead compartment. And you?? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2084 "Come si, come sa,: Check-in or carry-on. It's always comes down to your target weight. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2085 I’m glad I left the kid and dog at home. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2086 My therapist and I are working on the way I carry my emotional baggage. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2087 That's one helluva carry on. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2088 Rover found him wandering on the beach, and now they are inseparable. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2089 Jim used the last of his frequent flier miles on that trip to Las Vegas.... 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2090 I can't go anywhere without my family. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2091 We're downsizing to tiny-tiny-micro next year. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2092 I know it's our honeymoon but he's still in the dog house. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2093 This is great I don't hear the baby crying the whole trip and the dog poop keeps away the curious airport dogs. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2094 I'm a cannibal; they're my bag lunch. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2095 Luckily, my husband's legs retract. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2096 How'd you get your guy in a bag that small? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2097 Just say, 'big adventure' and you'd be amazed what you can get people to do. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2098 I just know I can fit them under my seat. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2099 He's been x-rayed so many times, he thinks every trip is to Disneyland! 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2100 I just hope that my dog and tiny husband didn't try to stow away in my luggage. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2101 If he can make weight, the bag fees run a little less than an extra seat. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2102 He was so sweet, said he would not leave the dog alone for a minute while I was at the Victoria Secret Fashion Show. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2103 It’s my comfort animal and his comfort animal. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2104 Yes I have the points, but I'm using those to upgrade us to a suite. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2105 ahh we finally got away from him 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2106 So sad. My poor dear husband has to babysit and dog sit for two weeks. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2107 It's cheaper than a plane ticket. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2108 TSA agreed an open and shut case. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2109 The baggage handlers think he's barking. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2110 They're both dogs. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2111 What can I say? He's been a bad influence on John ever since we adopted him and he wouldn't fit in any of my other bags. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2112 So, we're taking advantage of the new deal with Spirit Airlines! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2113 It was great, Mark even packed my bag for me! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2114 It'll be nice to check my martial baggage at the gate. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2115 I get along with his family great, but his friends are dogs. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2116 We decided to go on the spur of the moment, but there was only one seat left and we couldn’t leave my husband home alone. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2117 George has a therapy dog AND a therapy roller bag. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2118 Dammit! I forgot my toothbrush. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2119 Your smuggling toothpaste? Well guess what I’m smuggling. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2120 Well, he said it was not different than hiding in the trunk to get into the drive-in movie. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2121 My therapy dog also helps me with my excess baggage. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2122 He put on some vacation weight so now I need to check him. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2123 The only downside is I can't fly carry-on only. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2124 Whenever I leave, they carry on. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2125 This is just a practice run. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2126 The service dog registration fee was so high, I figured I'd check them both 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2127 He mostly eats dog food. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2128 He lost the coin flip on the 2-for-one companion ticket. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2129 They're lucky, my kids don't have a zipper. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2130 Of course it cost a little more for baggage but we make up for it with the family savings on tickets! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2131 Finally I'm taking a break from the kids and this filthy dog! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2132 I hate checking a bag, but I need three pair of shoes this weekend. 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
2133 No. They don't get frequent flier miles for this.... 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2134 They would freeze in the stored baggage cargo hold 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2135 We’re hoping there’s enough material for a trilogy. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2136 Who says traveling with kids has to be a hassle? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2137 Yes, I know, but the baggage compartment has its advantages. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2138 Now I see why you locked Charles in. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2139 I don't know why he insists on traveling this way... Buying a ticket is much cheaper than the baggage fees! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2140 The airlines wanted to charge me for a ticket since he's over two years old. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2141 No more middle seat blues. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2142 My husband and I just love our together time. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2143 We're thinking about having kids, but we'll have to upgrade our luggage first. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2144 Boyfriends come with a lot of baggage. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2145 I like to travel light. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2146 Once I get in, just use you free extra luggage coupon, ok? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2147 Goop said I need to check my baggage to find happiness. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2148 He works for me cause he folds like a deck chair. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2149 Plus, just like their cages, they never poop in there. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2150 You have to shed some of your deadweight. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2151 We just LOVE these Bargain Baggage Vacations ! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2152 We just LOVE our Bargain Baggage Vacations ! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2153 I came up with this idea once he turned 2 and have been doing it ever since. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2154 Well it's under 50 pounds. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2155 With that size luggage, now we have to wait at the carousel. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2156 I qualified my rescue strays as service pets! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2157 I actually enjoy travel more since they eliminated the gratis companion ticket. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2158 It beats the 3 point 5 fluid ounce penalty. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2159 I packed an extra sweater if it gets chilly in the cargo hold 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2160 He's just more baggage," Carol, " you'll get used to it and then one day, well, you know. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2161 Do you think this skirt is too short for someone my age? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2162 He agreed to visit with my parents for the holidays if I let him ride with the dog. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2163 The children are safely tucked away in my bra. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2164 If it doesn't fit in the overhead, it's excess baggage. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2165 Oh, they don't mind. It's the whole family for a single fare. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2166 Don't worry it has a kitchen and a toilet. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2167 I don't see why not, they're basically the same as fashion accessories. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2168 An ambitious but lesser known George, never enjoyed the same amazing adventures of his brother Tintin. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2169 We call it "baggage claim roulette." 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2170 If this doesn't work, I'll try UPS. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2171 So glad the overhead compartments are bigger! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2172 Actually, I'm glad I took this bag by mistake. Grandmother was kind of a pain. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2173 I know this was supposed to be a girls getaway weekend trip, but I brought a few reminders of home with me. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2174 Don't you think we should get spinner suitcases? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2175 Don't worry, we'll be dragged off before it leaves the terminal. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2176 This way is faster than using social media. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2177 I told him we couldn`t afford two seats. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2178 Yeah, it’s kind of lonely traveling without them. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2179 It's just another way for them to bond 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2180 Oh, its the absolute latest - stowaway.com. An overdue addition to the gig economy 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2181 He prefers sleeping with the dog at home too! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2182 WAIT TO YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLES THE OVER HEAD LUGGAGE COMPARTMENT. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2183 Just in case. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2184 When you're dating a contortionist he fits under the seat in front of you -- huge savings. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2185 Give him an inch, and he takes a suitcase. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2186 Do you think she knows I'm in here? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2187 Separation anxiety? No problem. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2188 "I always travel light. I put Leroy on a diet"! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2189 With baggage fees, I'm not sure we are saving money. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2190 I booked the flight on United so hoping my bag gets lost. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2191 What can you say. They're inseparable. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2192 how old are your little stow-aways?" "six and and a arf 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2193 Don't worry. Max has a service vest, and Princess brought a note from her Vet. She has a real fear of flying, and Max helps comfort her. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2194 I'm checking them at the counter because I don't to listen to them whine and cry during the flight. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2195 I must be jinxed; I check my bag and it always ends up at some nude beach, no matter my destination. It takes weeks to reach me! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2196 This prescription covers my entire emotional support family. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2197 I found it was cheaper to fly them as carry-on luggage. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2198 Actually it was my therapist who told me I could 'carry on' my relationships. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2199 Last chance to bark before we embark 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2200 Traveling this way is safe; it's the only time he'll be dragged off a plane. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2201 It cost less to check the bag than to buy a ticket for him. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2202 He comes with a lot of baggage, but at least he's easy to stow away. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2203 They both yap a lot. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2204 They all bought the story about going to a farm upstate. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2205 At least he's not making me fly super economy. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2206 He stays calm in carry-on. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2207 Well, he does ALL the cooking and cleaning up. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2208 Comfort pets. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2209 We're taking him to the Lost and Found 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2210 I didn't want to pay for the extra baggage. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2211 friend's fly free 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2212 I guess Daddy was right about Zak’s brain capacity. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2213 Emotional Support Animals and ex-husbands are both approved emotional baggage items. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2214 MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN "Vacationer plotting total destruction of all-inclusive open bar admitted via chain vacation" @foxandfriends -@realDonaldTrump 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2215 This is the getaway I really deserve! 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2216 Your gonna need a bigger bag 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2217 There's no charge for carry-ons. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2218 We're only going to Chicago. They should be OK. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2219 I'm hoping my bag will fit in the overhead compartment. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2220 I'm flying to a country where dog-fighting and child-slavery are legal. Wish me luck! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2221 Frankly, it certainly beats paying $250 for the dog. Moreover, my husband prefers to travel with his dog. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2222 They think we're going to Disney. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2223 Mom said bring everything that needs laundered. 1.1667 0.05890 78 70 3 5
2224 My husband bought this great suitcase for me. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2225 At least they won't lose our bags this time. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2226 Larry's still in pet quarantine. Of course he's unhappy about it, but I'm not the one who insisted on drawing straws. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2227 We learned this trick when we had an unexpected layover in Hong Kong. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2228 He's even got a movie and a barf bag. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2229 Even if they do make me check it at the gate, it’s worth it.... 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2230 They were heading for the west coast to find fame and fortune , so I said ' Hop in' ... 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2231 We've never been apart......Oh except for that unfortunate Austin/Boston mix-up. He didn't speak to me for three days 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2232 Tell me about yourself. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2233 Actually, it's more spacious than coach. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2234 We cashed in some Flexible Flyer points. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2235 Check the bag and you get complimentary sitting. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2236 Yes, I know it’s supposed to be a girls’ weekend, but, he’s destructive if I leave him home alone. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2237 We're hoping to be the cautionary tale of the year. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2238 I think he's trying to make a connection. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2239 As long as I don't pack anything illegal, the warranty covers up to 70 pounds. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2240 Our apartment is so small there's not enough room for everybody. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2241 I love them dearly, but isn't it great to get away from the husband and the dog for a while? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2242 My service dog and service man are both very well behaved these days. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2243 He likes the top bunk 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2244 I don't mind paying the luggage fee 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2245 Life is much easier now that I've decided to become a minimalist. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2246 Me too! 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2247 The airline lets me do it this way. I tell them he is my security husband. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2248 Billy, I'm gonna smack the white privilege outta you. I said zip it! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2249 I'm sorry. But this is the only way my Girl's Weekend will work for the both of them. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2250 I remember the days when suitcases did not have wheels. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2251 This airline is great for carry on luggage. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2252 Saved a ton of money since i started enjoying the little things 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2253 I really want to give them the full Airbnb experience. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2254 They continue to carry on. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2255 It's a bit heavy but it saves paying for an extra bag, 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2256 I could have left them in the doghouse. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2257 Trust me paying the overweight fees is the best way to go 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2258 Hello "me time"! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2259 I thought the TARDIS was supposed to be a telephone booth. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2260 Jim says "Toledo is like the Maui of the Midwest this time of year" 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2261 People kept telling me I had a lot of baggage. . . so I began thinking. . . 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2262 My empowerment does carry a little bit of baggage. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2263 With Cheapskate Airlines, getting a seat is optional. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2264 Nothing makes him happier than being a stowaway. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2265 It's called Economy Minus! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2266 Kids fly for free. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2267 Black Tank Top: "I heard that Roy Moore was going to be in the airport today, so I didn't want to take any chances." 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2268 I'm speaking at the annual Baggage Shaming Conference in Portland. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2269 The things that damn dog makes him do! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2270 We're trying out a new arrangement. People from outside the community say it's all about saving money, but baggage fees aren't exactly cheap. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2271 My flight to Candyland leaves from Gate 359. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2272 Pass it on. I'm pretty sure it's not going to kill us. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2273 You better not rat me out... 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2274 It seems like I am forgetting something. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2275 ...otherwise they might ruin the sound in the viral videos of flight attendants. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2276 It's a mom thing. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2277 Baggage check is like my own mini-spa. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2278 I just realized I forgot to pack my toothbrush. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2279 It's my holiday rental family so the parents quit worrying about me. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2280 The Suitcase Redemption 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2281 He's still on punishment. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2282 It's gonna be so nice to get away from my bitch-ass manlet husband for a week and fuck a bunch of real alpha Chads. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2283 It helps to see it as a natural progression from swaddling. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2284 I'm bringing some more cartoon characters to The New Yorker magazine. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2285 Hope you don’t mind. I told them you packed my bag. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2286 On the last trip we learned that he really must use the restroom beforehand. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2287 Its the only way we can afford to fly first class. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2288 Mostly fine, but you should have heard him howl after he read 'Cat Person.' 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2289 Not all emotional baggage is bad. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2290 He thinks it’s hilarious because it’s a PULLMAN. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2291 Don't worry, I've thought this through. As long as we skip breakfast, I should be able to avoid the overweight bag fee. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2292 Well, they don't fit in the overhead bin any more. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2293 We no longer carry-on as we once did 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2294 I have a feeling I overpacked for this trip :) 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2295 It's that new "smart luggage." 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2296 It’s the only way to get him to the vet. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2297 My boyfriend is kind of juvenile but I like it. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2298 Remember the uterus? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2299 I save a bundle on seats plus it gives them some time to bond. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2300 Baggage fee hack 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2301 At security they just pass as dolls and I save a lot of money. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2302 It's the only way to stop him carrying on 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2303 I'm hoping for carry-on. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2304 I always bring my own pool toys 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2305 It's just some hero guy and his dog. It's not like I'm smuggling some heroine or something. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2306 I know, I know, it was supposed to be a girl's weekend, but I let him take the dog as long as he promised to stay in the trunk of the car. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2307 They're inseparable. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2308 He's my emotional support son. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
2309 Oh, they’re not real. I use them as space buffers during the holidays. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2310 I told the dog sitter to stay just in case. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2311 Oh, he's fine with his bottle -- of oxygen. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2312 And to think, they used to fit in the overhead bin. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2313 They tear up the place if I'm away too long. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2314 In the divorce settlement, he's keeping the kid and the dog. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2315 My Tinder said no Scorpios or men under 50lbs. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2316 It's in the bag! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2317 Carry-on? Oh yes! It's the only way I can take them with me. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2318 Trust me this months Vogue said, Jack Russels, free loading boyfriends, and Tumi carry ons are this years New Yorker bag 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2319 I'll have to check his privilege at the gate. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2320 Does this outfit make me look fat? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2321 Yes, the company provides a great work/life balance. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2322 I find it far more convenient to check them thru as luggage then to deal with them in the TSA line. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2323 He's my bitch. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2324 I didn't have time to plan their meals before I left. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2325 I finally shrank him to fit in. He's so happy now! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2326 Three for the price of one! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2327 Honestly, I don't think my husband will even notice. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2328 It sure beats a lot of other fetishes I've heard about!! 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
2329 Hope you brought a bone for this long trip. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2330 It's cheaper this way. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2331 I got him at a shelter in Florida. I'm taking him to his forever home. I even got him a dog for a friend. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2332 Well Sammy, this is either going to be the joke of the century, or it’s going to backfire spectacularly. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2333 Actually, they both fly free if they fit into the overhead! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2334 Archie really seems to be taking this second childhood thing a little too far..... 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2335 Being inflatable, he fits right into the overhead bin! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2336 I hope you didn’t eat chocolate 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
2337 Yeah, I'll have to check it, but it's still cheaper this way. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2338 Thanks for checking in my baby. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2339 We're training them to cope in the overhead rack. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2340 Happy New Year! It's time to get rid of some junk in my trunk in 2018...how about you? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2341 They're mules. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2342 Your bag is open and your dolls are showing. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2343 Carry on Wayward Son 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2344 No problem, he is still in diapers. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2345 I always forget to pack something too. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
2346 And they said a wall could stop us. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2347 I'm sure you're kids will be fine for the weekend with their father. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2348 They are just having fun----it was a long trip as you could tell. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2349 Sure, there is some risk in that the cargo hold may get too cold, but look at the money I save! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2350 Companion strikes me as right. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2351 Once we check the luggage I'll feel free to shop on the concourse without worrying Dan about holiday spending. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2352 Between the yurt rental and the burning man tickets, it’s the only way we could afford it. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2353 I save the most money this way! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2354 At least now they're allowed in the overhead! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2355 My emotional support dog needs his emotional support pet-sitter. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
2356 He insisted on an emotional-support guy. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2357 To be safe, I always bring along my external hard drives. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2358 I'll drop them here and meet you at the bus station. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
2359 I have a cage he can use if the bag's too heavy. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2360 Stowaways for Christmas. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
2361 It's so much more economical than buying extra seats for them. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
2362 The physician assisted euthanasia laws in Switzerland sure were confusing. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2363 He doesn't fall asleep in the car anymore. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2364 It'll be nice to get away from home for a few days. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2365 Well, Rusty likes him, but I find him a little clingy. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2366 Odd you should mention that. I don't let either of them eat chocolate. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2367 I love these girls getaways but I still feel his presence. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2368 I so rarely get to take a trip without the kids or pets these days. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2369 They're very excited now, but that will change when they realize that our bag is oversized for the cabin, and will have to be checked in. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2370 ¡Cómo es esto para el viaje cómodo! ¿Eh perrito? 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2371 Cheaper, yes, but no room to pack my favorite heels. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2372 I bet they'll have better leg room then we will. I bet they'll have better leg room than we will. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2373 I have to check the bag and the dog anyway. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2374 How much baggage do you have?" "A man and his dog. Don't worry, I always keep them in the dark. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2375 We are euphoric about the new Less Is More law! 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2376 He's my emotional support boyfriend. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2377 My personal baggage remains beneath current safety standards. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2378 It’s the only way I could get him out of Alabama! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2379 One is a carry-on and the other's a personal item--how can TSA refuse? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2380 ...and we save on the pet carrier! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2381 Doesn't matter. It only costs $25 to check the bag. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2382 Next they'll be charging for carry-ons. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2383 Paul and Linda only spent 9 days apart their entire marriage. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2384 I'm not going to check my baggage either. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2385 They won't fit in the overhead. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2386 Sure I'll miss him, but you need that sometimes, you know? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2387 It was all uphill once I had them both house trained. 1.1507 0.05744 73 66 3 4
2388 Ted was a great guy, but it's a relief to have the excess baggage behind me. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2389 It has more leg room. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2390 I insisted on this vacation so he said, "Put me in the overhead to cut back on our overhead." At first, I thought he was joking but here we are. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2391 He does look like a little terrorist! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2392 He thinks that they can bord as carry-on. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2393 I should've gotten a zipper lock too. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2394 You said bring only the essentials 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2395 Since his last cleanse he now keeps the bag a hair under the 50lb limit. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2396 It's the only way they can sleep on the plane. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2397 The resort is all-reclusive. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2398 We always have fun in Las Vegas but no more gambling. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2399 If they can share a window seat, they'll go anywhere. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2400 We really don't feel the need to have a kid. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2401 He's been on vacation all week. I'm only on "vacation" today. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2402 Lassie and the IT guy weren't too happy about being left in the city. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2403 He’s a bit of a velcro boyfriend. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2404 Well, he said he's done it this way before. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2405 What can I do? She won’t go anywhere with me unless I bring him along! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2406 Can't go anywhere without my HOV beau. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2407 Money is tight this year... 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2408 Honestly, there's less chance of being assaulted by baggage handlers. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2409 Our therapist said that we need to spend more time together. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2410 They have each other; carry - ons are free. What's not to like? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2411 I can't wait to get away from those two. He uses that tongue on me when I'm not in the mood, and never in the right place. And I'm not talking about the dog. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2412 You were right. Leaving everything that reminds me of him far away is exactly what I need to move past the divorce. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2413 Of course it cost a little more for baggage but we make up for it with the family savings on tickets! 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2414 Do you know what the weight limit for carry ons is? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2415 My son wanted to come on the business trip, but I said no. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2416 No air pressure in baggage no sweat, I'm replacing both of them with a cat. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2417 My family loves the food court here at Newark International Terminal C! 1.1507 0.05744 73 66 3 4
2418 And I only have to walk him twice a day too. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2419 This is the only way to fly. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2420 I wanted just a carryon, but all I heard was, "I want my doggie! I want my doggie!" 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2421 Paying less for travel is how we roll. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2422 I know, I can't believe how easy it was to find that sitter! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2423 I never travel without my therapy man. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2424 So I said, 'spontaneous' is great, but I need more from a relationship. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2425 Checked luggage can be such a drag. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2426 There was an extra fee to check them so I said ‘Fine, I’ll go carry-on!’ 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2427 I always bring my puppy and humunculus along on these excursions. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2428 I made sure their bladders are empty, so I shouldn't have a problem at baggage check. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2429 He's a trailing spouse and maybe a little too proud of it. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2430 Faux Travel Gives Them Such A Lift. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2431 Traveling! Man, it's a bitch! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2432 It's the only way his snoring will not bother other passengers. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2433 So you think we have each other's bags? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2434 My family is nuts so I got everyone a support animal. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2435 It's only 50 frequent flier miles in addition to the 25 dollar surcharge. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2436 Other than a minor headache afterwards, he claims it's totally safe. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2437 I'm the only one in the family who has global entry status. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2438 He bought me a travel bag but I dumped him before I scheduled the trip. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
2439 It'll be our first Samsonite family reunion in 4 years 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2440 You'd be surprised how easy it is... 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2441 He prefers being in the doghouse. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
2442 Might as well... costs less as luggage. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2443 We just have to get past TSA. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2444 Yeah, the air masks are extra. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2445 I really don't mind paying the check-in fee. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2446 I told him he was going in the luggage if he jumped on one more woman's lap. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2447 We're travelling Spirit Airlines, and you? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2448 They love the x-rays. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
2449 Their separation anxiety only gets worse. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2450 They're excited to make weight. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2451 I can only afford a single ticket. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
2452 Finally found a carousel ride within our budget. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
2453 His father works at one of the security entrances. Wait and see how surprised he will be when he sees the insides of our son. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2454 He's processing it really well. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2455 Here's hoping my luggage gets lost. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
2456 We are saving five hundred twenty-three dollars on first class...... unless the dog barks and blows us in. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2457 It's also stroller, pet carrier, and a car seat. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
2458 He doesn't mind and it save money. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
2459 My emotional support companions travel under the seat in front of me for free! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2460 My last boyfriend died of thrombosis. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2461 He was worried about my baggage but I told him he'd fit. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2462 Let's start drinking! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2463 Relax! What's your hurry? Have one on me. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
2464 Like I would pay $75 for a dog carrier? I just had Herbert watch him! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2465 You're right. I should never wear a skirt on an airliner. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
2466 But how does your husband feel about getting walked all over? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2467 I give my family ambien before I pack them. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2468 My husband is so organized. He even packs my luggage for me. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2469 It's a good case for overhead. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2470 Would you like to buy a puppy? Or my boyfriend? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
2471 It's more expensive than a regular ticket but he doesn't have to put up with babies crying and kids kicking the back of his seat. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
2472 BTW, did you see that movie "Downsizing?" 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2473 We're not your typical "over the river and thru the woods" holiday travelers. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2474 He had a choice: the overhead bin or a coach seat. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2475 I told him Cancun was just the layover. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2476 At least they have elbow room. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
2477 I've just got to quickly stop to pick up EarPlanes and Juicy Fruit for the boys. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2478 He insisted I bring his best friend, too. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
2479 I can't afford a babysitter and they actually enjoy it. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2480 I'm being replaced by a robot. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2481 Think I can get the kid pass security but worried about the dog. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2482 He's used to riding under my seat. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
2483 It's an open question which one goes in the hold 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2484 I've got some baggage. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
2485 A lot of baggage and no overhead. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
2486 Attorney General Sessions likes to keep the TSA on its toes. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2487 Yeah, I admit traveling has its challenges, but I still swear by my boytoy. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2488 I think Greg still hasn't gotten over his fear of flying. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2489 Your right. Until Schumer makes the airlines tell us about baggage fees before we buy the ticket, I can't really know how much I am saving. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
2490 Lucky me! I found this at Lost Luggage. Finally checking the item 'have a son and a pet' off my bucketlist. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2491 Well, they're buff, and it's so much cheaper! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
2492 Mom, stop! Roy Moore’s got candy! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
2493 We used to get two seats but this is much cheaper! 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
2494 I hope my bag isn't over 50 pounds. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
2495 No thanks, I'm reaping. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
2496 I'll check my two cases in but I won't board 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
2497 This is a safety announcement. Please do not leave your luggage unattended. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
2498 He's used to dealing with baggage..." 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
2499 With the money we save we can retire at age forty-five. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
2500 It's called 'Toddler Class". Everyone within 10 rows chips in, so its essentially free. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
2501 Its only liquids you cant take on the plane. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
2502 We have to move the charge d'affaires from Toyland to NATO before the press finds out. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
2503 My husband is a stowaway, but that's his emotional support dog Sparky. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
2504 It’s not standard carry-on size, but I can check it at the gate for free. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
2505 This way he doesn't bite. Oh, the dog too. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
2506 Finally, I knew that being somebody else's baggage would never suit me. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
2507 Sorry, I had a burrito for lunch 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
2508 This cartoon will not go over too well in Park Slope. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
2509 Are you and the sniffer dog done back there? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
2510 Yeah, it turns out the controversy was about a cat, not a dog. Yours? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
2511 1. His mother used to swaddle him for travel. 2. I have a pacifier in case he gets cranky. 3. Bag fees are such a bargain. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
2512 They cram me in so I cram them in. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
2513 I've just signed up for the field test of Uber-Kids 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
2514 We're doing everything we can to save but also see the family this holiday season. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2515 He hasn't eaten today so we know we will be under the 50 pound limit. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2516 Be cool. I’m a Doug mule. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2517 The kids? They're staying at my mom's for the week. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2518 This trip is a dream that just came true. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
2519 Fantastic deal! Three can fly for the price of one. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2520 Remind me to pick up some toothpaste when we land. You know how security is these days. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2521 This way it cuts down on the “screaming kids” complaints. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2522 I will likely have to guilt check this one. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2523 As if the mental load wasn't enough. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2524 It was either them, or the blender 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2525 The only down side is that we go over the baggage weight limit. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2526 I'd hate to think what would happen should my luggage go missing... 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2527 "I'm economizing. The fee for baggage is cheaper than the ticket." Shelley Rodgers, Alexandria, VA 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2528 United gives you a discount if you fly this way. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2529 You should see when Ted goes golfing. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2530 See boy, I told you that wall wouldn't keep us out. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2531 Like they say, one in the hand, two in the roller bag. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2532 Luggage fees are really costing an arm and a leg these days. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2533 Simple -- I just tell him it's adventure travel. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2534 I didn't know this is what he meant when he said he wanted to get up in my skirts. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2535 You're lucky. I was hoping for some "me" time. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2536 The boys just love to carry on in the carry-on. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2537 I expect I'll have to place them in separate bins. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2538 No, security hasn't found them yet. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2539 Not my luggage. I just want to study her packing technique. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2540 My ESA dog gets to fly free in 1st class with me and I save more flying my boyfriend in cargo. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2541 My husband and the dog call me their mule. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2542 They are both service dogs, just different aspects! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2543 If if were not for my luggage could you tell which way I was walking? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2544 They are flying in economy minus. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2545 Gate Check is truly Woman’s Best Friend. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2546 They will NOT lose our luggage this time! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2547 I saved hundreds with the hidden baggage fee. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2548 My responsibilities seem to follow me wherever I go. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2549 Every marriage needs one to act as the adult. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2550 Henry hates airports. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2551 I know it won't fit in the overhead compartment. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2552 He always travels half-bagged. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2553 No days off? Me neither buddy. A toast to the working stiff. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2554 Since I get all my great ideas from from Chelsea Handler I decided it was either this or castration. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2555 I tell TSA it's a psych experiment. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2556 Baggage is baggage. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2557 I guess this counts as babysitting. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
2558 I got my bag at Coach. Where did you get yours? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
2559 It’s too big to take onboard, but they’re waiting for me as soon as I deplane 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
2560 Plus, the flight is exceptionally quiet 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
2561 Hey mom, I didn't think you'd take me seriously when I asked to sneak me in your suitcase... but here I am! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
2562 It's the ONLY way I can get him to shop with me!! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
2563 It works fine with my Puffy,but Tony's severe leg camps are a problem. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
2564 Thank God this is not my bag. I got to go back to baggage claim. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
2565 If I can get them past the security check point, we're home free. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
2566 They said they both agree that after so many years, a relationship needs more than long walks together. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
2567 I never really trusted that dog-sitter. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
2568 When it comes to man's best friend, skies the limit. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
2569 It's hell getting it in the overhead bin, but it saves a lot of money. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
2570 Yes, I know. He’s trying to avoid the holiday airline fees. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
2571 It's an open secret with the airlines. That's why they have overhead stowaway compartments. The airlines expect this type of thing because it's the natural consumer response to overbooking. Anyway, the boy has gotten too big for my purse. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2572 Can you believe they got through the check point? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2573 I never travel alone. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2574 I love it. Just the girls for a Vegas weekend! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2575 I was able to use my miles to bring them along. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2576 She'll be so happy when she finds out we came to her "relaxing girls weekend"! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2577 If I even have to go away for a weekend, Keiran and Toffee will carry on. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2578 I told Ronald I was going away for the weekend, and you should have seen him carry on! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2579 Yes, they did have a few more at that ‘Small World’ kiosk. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2580 The dog really doesn't like his smell, but he puts up with it. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2581 Air b&b has a new suitcase feature 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2582 Johnny put on a few pounds and we had to pay extra for the checked bad. Airlines these days! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2583 Donald Trump's wall won't stop ME from sneaking into the united states! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2584 Home for the holidays and a less aggressive shrink. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2585 My Service Dog has a Service Dog. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2586 Don't worry. They will exceed the limit at check in. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2587 He’s a doctor, and we’re flying United. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2588 I've never had a problem with TSA 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2589 Fingers crossed for that upgrade! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2590 It was this, or me flying economy 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2591 Men today come with too much baggage. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2592 This way if they get dragged out of the plane they get a fun ride out of it. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2593 An over-packer or hoarder? Or maybe someone who feels comfort in having 'things'; 'things' that seem meaningless to most but make us feel complete wherever in the world we are. That's what I am. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2594 You will not believe the amount of money we save. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2595 They'll be excited that we're coming on their getaway. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2596 Forget, the miles, bags fly free, right? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2597 Helicopter wifing -- it's much more practical than you might think. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2598 I try to take the kids everywhere. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2599 They made me gate check, but as long as you pack plenty of snacks they’re fine. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2600 'This way we can tune him out' 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2601 The only way I got him to come along was "The Free Ticket" rouse. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2602 You’re flying united? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2603 You took down last week's cartoon by Frank Cotham before 11:59 Eastern Time. It's only 11:46 on Dec. 10th. My caption for the above mentioned cartoon is: "You're not making this easy." 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2604 It wouldn't seem right when I got back to the hotel every night that they weren't there. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2605 I can't always carry it on, but they actually love it down there. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2606 I can't afford the extra seat. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2607 My least favorite part of flying? I'd have to say baggage check. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2608 I come with a lot of baggage. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2609 It's just like the drive-in. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2610 He used to be my lap child. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2611 My companion animal has a companion animal. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2612 "Yes I guess you could say it's sort of like Uber". 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
2613 It was cheaper, you know, to send my clothes ahead via Amazon Prime, and this airline let's me check one bag at the gate. So, short flight, Harry & Bingo use an enlargement charm, I get to read, it's win-win-win. What'd you do with Howard? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
2614 I went there a couple of Christmases ago, and look what I've got now? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2615 Those new obedience schools are wonderful! I agree, and are you going to send Spot, too? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2616 Next week on Blue's Clues...Blue and Steve find the No-Fly list 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
2617 Trust me tiny houses are the way to travel. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2618 It’s so dumb how they ask you, “Did you pack your own bag?” I mean like, duh! What do they think is going to happen? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2619 I really hope they don't lose my luggage again. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2620 I am just trying to ease my way into the Girls Weekend. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2621 The resort has a mini-club. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2622 It'll break my A charge for the carry-on would have busted our budget. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
2623 Besides the convenience factor, it distracts the male population. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2624 All-In-One. No check through. Kid and pet proof. Best of all they're overhead. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2625 It's a kind of zen deal - you buy a cleaned-up Steve Bannon doll and they throw in a puppy - and they cancel each other out. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2626 I finally had to leave him. I could not stand that he got carried away very easily 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
2627 Thanks for dragging me along, Steve and Bobo have been driving me nuts! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2628 Well, first I tried helicopter parenting. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2629 This was such a fabulous idea, I can't even tell you how sick of Minecraft I am, and that dog just keeps peeing everywhere 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2630 They never said what you can put into your Free Luggage as long as it was below the weight limit. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2631 I shop online before I travel now. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2632 I just couldn't leave them at home. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2633 Just what I get for banishing him to the doghouse: another puppy. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
2634 I'd love to get rid of some of the excess baggage in my life. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2635 It's misnamed. It's not a "suitcase". No suit in it. It's a "child & dog case". 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2636 We're taking the red-eye. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
2637 I have to do everything. For entertainment, I use my husband for laughs and our dog for affection. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2638 I've trained them well. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2639 Funny, I've never had an issue with business travel 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2640 I'm making up for the new sneak airline fees. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2641 These Casper suitcases are pretty nifty. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2642 I'm betting the ban doesn't include luggage of average intelligence. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2643 Even with the extra baggage charge, we'll still save a bundle on this trip. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
2644 If it won’t fit in the overhead bin I just check it. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
2645 The last month has been crazy hectic. I am so ready for some relaxation with this girls only spa trip! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
2646 I'd do anything for love 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
2647 I always pack my husband for our trips! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
2648 Nothing like doing a little mournful drinkin' around the holidays. To old friends! Here, here! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
2649 Hold it! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
2650 I don't know whether I'm coming or going!! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
2651 I don't know wht he likes Spritle and Chim Chim better than Speed and Trixie, but oh, well. I'm off for a weekend without him and his pet. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
2652 Their mobile pooch and pal deal is great. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
2653 Keep calm and carry on. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
2654 He wanted the dog and joint custody......... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2655 These carry on fees are out of control! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2656 Actually, the baggage fee is about the same cost as a ticket. I just do it so I do not have to listen to him for the next 12 hours. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2657 Senator Schumer's finally getting to MY issue... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2658 Thanks for getting us out of the house for a few hours. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2659 They think they're going as carry-on luggage, but I'm checking them into the baggage compartment. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2660 I always feel like I'm carrying his end of things more than I should. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2661 My therapist says this trip should help me deal with my family baggage. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2662 Hmmm, I wonder if the lady next to us poked holes for her husband? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2663 i think he said ''go on ahead of me and i'll be right behind you'' 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2664 Henry always waits till the last minute to pack. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
2665 I usually leave it on the moving sidewalk. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2666 I don't just need a weekend getaway from "ball and chain"....what i really need is an exit strategy. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2667 It's cheaper to fly this way, and more comfortable too, they say. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
2668 I told myself I wouldn't miss the interruptions and the responsibilities. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2669 We pack our own peanuts too 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2670 Well, it’s cozier than being in the doghouse! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2671 Actually, we happened to meet in the luggage rack; with my dog in the next roll-on! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2672 Him? The other half is in my checked luggage. Coffee? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2673 I've always been a dog lover, I've just never owned a dog's lover. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2674 I can't live with these new carry-on limits. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2675 A penny saved is a penny earned. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2676 Only a $25 bag fee and no cramped quarters, outrageous fees, or terrible food. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2677 Only the essentials. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2678 My therapist suggested I keep a close eye on him. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2679 Yeah, they’ll confiscate just about anything these days. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2680 We're still co-sleeping. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2681 This has worked very well for us in the past, but now with the increase in baggage fees, we'll probably rethink it. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2682 I always check my bag. Togetherness has it's limits. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2683 What’s your handicap? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2684 Will that be a one way or two way luggage purchase? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2685 We were going to go broke... so he brought the dog too. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
2686 It's a holiday, but he's still in the dog house. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
2687 It’s not that flying is too expensive, that’s just his fetish. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2688 My medical assistant dog requires a medical assistant. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2689 They get the service animal discounts. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2690 Ever heard of Skype? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2691 Hey, THEY’RE the ones who say, ‘Enjoy your flight!’ 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
2692 It’s so uplifting to travel this way. I’m always the happiest person on my row! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2693 This is the last time I'm Paying the Cost of such high Baggage Fees! I will Carry-on with less weight from now on. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2694 My Mothers. I sold it as "Adventure Travel" and I save on the fare... You? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
2695 He loves travelling in the cargo hold!! 1.1148 0.05773 61 57 1 3
2696 John really wanted to make the best out of his luggage fee 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2697 Since no airlines have pillows anymore, we thought we'd just take the bed. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
2698 It's so nice to get away from home once in awhile. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2699 There's carry on and there's carry on! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2700 Price of luggage vs ticket...it's finally paid off marrying half a man. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2701 Guess I should've told you before you booked. We were foreclosed on last month. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
2702 This is because we agreed to fly instead of taking our station wagon. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2703 My husband and rusty didn't seem too upset about them staying home while I take this trip with you. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2704 Hon, where did you say you left the "to do" list? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2705 Ha, now I get to see all that cool humanitarian stuff Aunt Joan does! I wonder if Myanmar is by Michigan? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2706 Once in a while, it's important to air out your baggage. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2707 Wait, we haven't checked our bags! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
2708 I love flying first class, but it's so expensive. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
2709 Besides the dependency issues, Bill is always looking for ways to save a buck. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2710 I pay a little more in excess weight, but they help me sleep. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2711 I put my pet snake in the perforated tote bag. Thanks for carrying it for me. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
2712 Well, I was hoping they'd lose the bag like last time. Guess I'll have to put him up for adoption. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2713 Did you ever feel like your suitcase is all sweaty and slobbery? Because i'm feeling it. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2714 Well, I had show the note to some TSA higher-up. But between us, Buster is the more supportive. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
2715 And they are STILL too big to carry on! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2716 My husband and my dog are in my suitcase. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2717 " lost luggage , I've tried everything else ". 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2718 This was the only way I could get my homunculus to rehab. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2719 Shall we celebrate the miserable demise of 2017 or the miserable dawn of 2018? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2720 Jane, you know family long haul flights are always such a drag!! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2721 Ya think the microchip will clear TSA? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2722 Finally! I've really been looking forward to this girl's Vegas weekend. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2723 Can you imagine? They are charging me $25.00 for one piece of checke-in lugagge 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2724 Gotta love the new check-in baggage policy. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2725 He's so transparent... I don't weather I'm coming or going. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
2726 Way to take one for the team! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
2727 I feel like I packed my entire house, even the dog. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
2728 They want to be upfront in case the TSA searches my luggage. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
2729 Yes, I am really going to do it. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
2730 The babysitter I hired for the weekend is highly recommended. I'll give you her number. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
2731 I'm hoping that things will move around in overhead storage. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
2732 I just have a lot of baggage from the past few years. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
2733 No, we aren't cheap. It's just that Ed likes to save money when we can. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
2734 I can exchange them at the duty free shop when the honeymoon is over. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
2735 We don't have to pay for a plane ticket! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
2736 My dog days with him are finally over." "Then, looks like mamma needs a brand new bag! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
2737 Spot and I are inseparable. Guys are excess baggage. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
2738 Ever notice how couples begin to look alike as they get older? 1.1111 0.05594 63 59 1 3
2739 Cheapest way to fly with them. I even managed to stay under 50 pounds. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
2740 I feel like I live out of this bag. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
2741 I thought "Downsizing" was science fiction! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
2742 He's my service dogs service human. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
2743 So glad we on Southwest with no baggage charge, even if we didn't want to go to Baltimore. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
2744 Frankly, I'd rather take them than my husband. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
2745 I should've married Peter Dinklage. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
2746 It will fit under the seat, don't you think? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
2747 Till death or until he departs. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
2748 No, I will not drink to your good health. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
2749 The only downside is I can't check it in. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
2750 I always get away with extra cuteness in my carry-on 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
2751 They just like going through the x-ray and being detained by TSA. It’s their thing. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
2752 The bartender could not stop for death but he kindly stopped for me 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
2753 I packed for cuddling. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
2754 I always pack too much by half. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
2755 Bob and I always joke about me packing him and the dog in my suitcase. This trip we decided to just go for it. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
2756 They say they're "dreamers", but I say they're no good. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
2757 I hope my bag fits in the overhead compartment. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2758 -Do we not know each other??? -How can I know this, when my iPhone is deep in the luggage !!! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2759 I can’t tell you what a relief it is to be getting away from family demands. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2760 'His Daddy's looking after him" 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2761 Waldo Jeffers hasn't reached his limit yet. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2762 ...but the ones they abandon out on the street you can just pick up and take- they make a great snack ! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
2763 TSA's bark is worse than their bite...they ain't seen ANYTHING yet! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2764 It's so convenient! We love to save money when we travel. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2765 I plan on checking a bag. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2766 The first injection takes a long time. But the second injection seems to take forever. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2767 Okay, so he gets a little urine stain or two . . . . 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2768 After our childhood incidents of being left Home Alone, this is the only way our family will travel with Kevin these days. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2769 It's called caseful of love, you should look into it too. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2770 No, it works great. This way they both stay warm, and don't get separation anxiety. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2771 It's better than Skype. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2772 I just needed to get away and keep my problems behind me. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2773 A week at a nudist colony: what would the guys say? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2774 We get a discount on a package deal. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2775 Is this your first Game of Thrones convention? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2776 So was your husband a breech birth ? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2777 "No problem, I just zip them up and stow them in the overhead bin."' 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2778 They are inseparable, including travel...he prefers checked while Woof carryon. They flip for it at the gate. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2779 He looks enough like Ken to me 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2780 It lasts longer than Xanax. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2781 And I have a TSA lock on the bags to keep them secure. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2782 It's a win-win. Our therapist says this will help both of them overcome their fear of flying and I like it because we all can still travel together. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2783 It's their new airmiles/doghouse award program. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2784 You wouldn’t believe how often I had to tell him to XYZ. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2785 You wont believe how much money I'm saving, girl ! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2786 No, only the man - dogs do not need visas. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2787 With all the airlines hidden fees, the only way to break even is with hidden passengers 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2788 It's easier than a leash. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2789 Really, we're just curious what the fee would be if you were 250 pouds over the limit. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2790 I'm telling you! It stands for "Toddler Suitcase Arrangement. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2791 It minimizes the overbooking risk 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2792 Jim's snoopy, so I'm always looking for new places to stash the presents. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2793 'Dear Abby' suggested this to help pay baggage fees. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2794 The flight had only one seat left. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2795 They're going to have to zip their lips soon enough 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2796 I have issues I'm not ready to claim. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2797 They both deal with me being gone better at the kennel together. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2798 Good thing I packed lightly. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2799 I'm the spirit of Millennial motherhood. Wanna fight about it? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
2800 Sometimes I simply feel like abandoning the suitcase in baggage claim. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
2801 And I don't have to drag the car seat on the plane! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
2802 Yum. Do you smell bacon? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
2803 Toy season miracle. They bought the idea that it is a futuristic toy that needs to breathe. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2804 TSA couldn't say no to their puppy-dog eyes. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2805 The eight hour flights can be a bother. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2806 I see you have a piece of that new smart luggage. I hired a detective for mine. Since they didn't get a another sequel I got Tintin and his dog Milou to make sure my luggage doesn't get lost. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2807 Have you heard about the latest in smart luggage? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2808 I’ve always had mor baggage than you. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2809 We should breeze through TSA with no trouble. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2810 Every once in a while, I like to get out of the house. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2811 I love flying One-Bag Airline..... as long as I can fit them into the overhead bin, I pay for only one seat and the bag is free! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2812 TSA Pre. Gate check the bag. It all works out pretty well. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2813 Can you believe he said that I have too much baggage? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2814 I told my new boyfriend, 'I'll move in with you, but don't expect me to leave my baggage behind.' 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
2815 Oh, I never leave home without it. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2816 I told them 'Thank you very much but I'll keep my mom's ashes in my suitcase with me' 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2817 Like Scoob let's get out of here 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2818 It turns the flight into a peaceful time to enjoy 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2819 Life is great now that I've downsized! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2820 Ha! Foiled and fooled Al Qaeda AND Homeland Security! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2821 Yeah, they weren't real happy that I was leaving but my husband is keeping them. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2822 He's been acting weird lately. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2823 Gosh, last time the cabin crew in the business class messed up those Hors d'oeuvres! Hope they get it right for my pooch this time! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2824 He likes to freak out folk in the terminal. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2825 My baggage comes in all shapes and sizes. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2826 Oh yeah, this fits under the seat. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2827 It’s the only way I can make family trips. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2828 I told him this was a great way to save money, but I really just couldn't take five hours of sobbing while he listens to sad podcasts. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
2829 They can only hold their breath for so long. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
2830 Chuckie just loves to travel. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
2831 Too much baggage? nah! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
2832 Yep, heading home to the Amazon 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
2833 Good thing the TSA agent was a Hergé fan. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
2834 We're so lucky we wear the same size or Fritz and Bob would have had to stay at home. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
2835 I forgot my service human papers 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
2836 "Can you believe 'Workaholic Bob' took a week off to be a 'stay-at-home-mom'"? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
2837 I's fun to take your pets to work,but it[s not easy to walk them at 30,000 feet 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
2838 We are economizing.Tha fare is so high. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
2839 I used a professional packing service. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
2840 Oh yes, this low-cost airline charges a heavy fee for baggage. Who cares, as long as you travel solo and light! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
2841 Just our way of getting the most out of the baggage fee. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
2842 Mommy's special hide and seek game is all about the Benjamins. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
2843 He was harassing the by passers females so I did this. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
2844 He said he wanted to get away for a while. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
2845 And I said no, booking two seats on a Friday flight, now THAT would be murder. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
2846 Alec Baldwin's impersonation is an uninspired copy of Anthony Atamanuik's and is, frankly, an embarrassment. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
2847 Our relationship is so much better now that Jim is my pet. We never fight in weekend trips anymore. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
2848 It's your bag, do what you wanna do... 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2849 I'll use the entire overhead while you slides yours under the seat ahead! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2850 I feel like I packed everything but the kitchen sink. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2851 I love this airport. They have a generous baggage system. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2852 They'll never know we're in here. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2853 I saw 'em, but what are the odds they actually make the connection to Cancun? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2854 This flight could turn out to be LOTS of fun... 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2855 Brave New World 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2856 I find the Napoleon Syndrome is offset by the cheaper vacations. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2857 They're dealing with separation anxiety 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2858 I hear the draft beer here is to die for... 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2859 It's the only way they'll go shopping. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2860 "He has a trick pelvis that's perfect for the overhead bin". 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2861 Did you notice how excited the two prototypes were to be going to the AI conference? He kept saying: You're now free to move around the cabin, you're now free... So cute! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2862 My & Scrappy's flight only cost $25! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2863 You should have seen the look on the TSA guy's face! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2864 He wants to be really ready for self-driving cars. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2865 We're embarking on a new adventure. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2866 Cheers ! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2867 Every man I meet these days has so much baggage. And John insists on unpacking his in public. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2868 Ralph said he wanted to fly in checked in baggage with Nuggie 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2869 You know they make diapers for dogs too. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2870 He's just a big kid at heart. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2871 Travel's a breeze now that their poop'n scoop schedules are in sync. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2872 No worries; I bought baggage insurance. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2873 The key in any relationship is to give space to each other. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2874 Trust me, it's the most peaceful flight you'll ever have. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2875 Golf clubs? HELL NO. Cute, little puppy? Yeah. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2876 I am concerned about the X-Ray exposure. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2877 You're right. It's better with one of them zipped in. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2878 Hes going to fetch me a daiquiri as soon as we get to the hotel 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2879 Join me with one for the road, Grim? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2880 (Late caption for grim reaper cartoon) "Another Day of Reckoning is hard work. You've earned it." 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2881 I tend to overpack for these trips. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
2882 Cute outfit = help lifting luggage into overhead bin = airfare savings = more cute outfits. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
2883 I used to carry her in my purse but she outgrew it. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2884 It's a good thing I look remarkably like an inanimate pile of clothes 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
2885 I love it when happy hour meets last call. 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
2886 You say Christmas is about family, I say it's all about me. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2887 Yeah, I just gonna give back this two robots in Japan. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
2888 They don’t get out of the doghouse very often. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2889 The long flights are tough without a poop bag. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
2890 Help me finish? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2891 They were troopers because Tom said he and Skippy would just carry on with or without me. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2892 That was a great trip, but I'm glad to be home, you know? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2893 Now's our chance to escape! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2894 I miss the days when they weren't so fragile. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
2895 Hm, I wonder where we're going?!?!? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2896 You just get laid and then...h See ya go! You just get lAid You just get laid...all there is to it! 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
2897 Smartest case I could find. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2898 ...We’re flying to Tel Aviv...Per his will Jerry Lewis insisted on making Aliyah... 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
2899 My employer considers him a trailing spouse> 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2900 I chose thIs airport because their security is LAX. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
2901 He used to be a pro football player and took many hits 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
2902 You just have to say "trip" and hop right in. ' 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
2903 I thought maybe he could qualify as a 'lap child'. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
2904 You'd be surprised how good you feel when you don't try to hide your insecurities. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
2905 I may not be able to zip their mouths shut when they get loud and obnoxious, but at least I can zip them shut! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
2906 Not a problem at all! I'll be re - stocking my Spring wardrobe when we get there. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
2907 Shut your yap! 'Girls Getaway Weekend.' Ha! Now you know how it feels to be snuck on a plane. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
2908 1st class Luggage Bins are the way to go, sure can pack a lot away, the trouble is getting it up there & fitting it in? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
2909 If it doesn't fit in my carry-on, I just put it under the plane. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
2910 They say relationships bring a lot of baggage, but no one ever said what kind of baggage. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
2911 Do you think the airline will upgrade us? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
2912 I'm only allowed to check one child and one pet, I have to carry-on the others. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
2913 And I always get a space in the overhead bin. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
2914 Fido wasn’t born here, so he insisted. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
2915 Since we fly United, I've been able to fly Life Coach. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
2916 I just couldn't leave my two boys all alone at home. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
2917 Thanks, but I can't be caught scything under the influence. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
2918 Oh, were just flying to Cleveland--its a quick trip. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
2919 Are they on a diet? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
2920 I always fly untied. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2921 Tight budget these days, Amy. Couldn't afford a suitcase that fits my husband, so it's just newborn baby this weekend. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2922 The contents may shift during flight. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2923 They only checked my liquids and my carry-on. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2924 Wait until he finds out I sent my bag to Newark, NJ 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2925 Well, it's a nicer way to travel than United service 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2926 Hopefully I make it past the scanners...Eh, it'll be fine. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2927 Wow! Just a thought - maybe my Brian could fit better in your luggage? You know, the hair thing. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2928 This is quite a departure for our family packing. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2929 They seem to like the overhead. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2930 $25 Right to Life Special. The dog goes free. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2931 He’s on call 24-7 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2932 My flight was cancelled due to pilot shortages 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2933 Do you think they'll let me check my bag? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2934 Want to see with these before trying for a real single family. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2935 ‘Tis the season for stuffing and cuffing. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2936 A cold one? You're speaking my language, man. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2937 Absolutely nothing FUNNY about the Low Budget Discounts; we simply adapt ! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2938 Well it's not first class, but it'll work! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2939 We save a bundle by checking them through in our luggage. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2940 If they lower the bag weight limit travel will get harder. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2941 They both need training but I love 'em still. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2942 Yes my friend, let's take a cup for auld lang syne. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2943 Hoping to get me 'terrorist' through security . . . 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2944 paying for two is better than paying for three. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2945 No thanks. I'm your designated driver. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2946 She always charms airport security, and he always charms my mother. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2947 I almost got him on the plane for free, until my husband passed gas. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2948 I hope they serve doggy treats on board 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2949 Just two women on a trip, (besides him) what a lovely time 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2950 Its sure nice to be able to leave all your chores at home 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2951 It's all in the deregulatory spirit. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2952 I can't go out tonight Zoe! Can't you see i'm packed! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2953 You're so lucky you can bring your bag on the plane. I have to check my emotional baggage every time I fly. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
2954 You'll thank me later. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
2955 Usually a suitcase contains clothing and toiletries, but this time it has a small dog and a man in it. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2956 I always bring Dooney, and Bourke. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2957 I'm not sure that I can afford to bring my family along on the trip. I'll have to check. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2958 Hey, stranger, can you give me a hand? There's a guy coming out of my backpack. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2959 Dad will take care of little Hillary while we sneak off to the Trump rally. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
2960 Hello, Martin Luther Hospital? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
2961 Actually, we've never been this far apart. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2962 If they don’t fit in the overhead or under the seat in front of me, they’ll check him through to Timbuktu! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
2963 Am I being detained? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2964 "All he had to do was pee on the floor every time someone new came into the room."h 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
2965 Please, for my own self-respect. You've been buying all night! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
2966 I am flying baby-class. You can join if you are pregnant. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2967 Didn't take my husband along because a larger suitcase wouldn't have been allowed as carry on luggage. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
2968 They both whine less! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2969 It's the diminutive mans best friend. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2970 He can travel anywho with his emotional support animal! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
2971 He enjoys the privacy of the overhead bin to play on his iPad. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
2972 I can wait for a girls only weekend. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
2973 He’s not afraid of flying, just baggage fees. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
2974 So, I told him, 'If you can't find a way to deal with all your personal baggage, we're going to have to break up.' 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
2975 Why is the baggage inside my dog? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
2976 With a little luck the bag will be pulled at the entrance ramp and sent to cargo storage. I'll have saved the baggage fee. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
2977 "I'm here on a service trip". 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
2978 I am sick and tired of getting stuck in the back with another Twitter account from the potus. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
2979 Actually, I hardly notice the new baggage fees. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
2980 Oh no I used Airtasker to pack my bag 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
2981 We save on the cost of one ticket and there's no overhead. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
2982 When he got to the eight maids a milking, I just packed it all up and left. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
2983 The airline merged with another, so we decided to as well. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
2984 Hey friend, want a beer? My buddy was joining me but just texted that he met someone and couldn’t make it. What’s with the Oy vey look? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
2985 Okay, we'll call it, 'Death of an ales man.'. Can we go now? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
2986 No thanks, that stuff goes right through me. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
2987 After briefly joining in with a march in support of the travel ban, Becky proceeded to departures with John tucked away in the suitcase. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
2988 The last one didn't scan as well in the security X-rays. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
2989 You go ahead and kill that one for me. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
2990 So glad you suggested we check in early. Airport security takes forever. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
2991 You're supposed to kill them, first. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
2992 Cutting Down on Expenses 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
2993 Arnie promised he would get me a stroller if I had a girl. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
2994 Will they allow two service animals? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
2995 We got bed bugs. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
2996 It's been raining "Katz and dogs" all week. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
2997 I was going to take a companion robot but then I rearranged things and guess what, I managing to fit in James and the dog too! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
2998 It's an expandable underseat spinner with toiletry kit 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
2999 Let's see if the TSA's regulations are as flexible as yours. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3000 I got the idea from when people used to go to drive-in movies 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3001 He didn’t want to pay the extra dollar. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3002 They equally deserve going on vacation. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3003 It's ironic that He tells his friends "I am always carrying on about something." 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3004 I'm so angry, they wouldn't let me through security. Now I have to drive all the way to Alabama. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3005 Shrinky dinks work pretty good this time. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3006 I just like a mab who fits into an overhead compartment. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3007 n 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3008 He's passionate about his new bellhop gig and wanted to immerse himself in the life of luggage. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
3009 I'm not going anywhere - I just need some me time. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3010 Not one Merry Christmas sign anywhere yet, but I did see a huge Happy Hanukkah sign. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3011 What kind of piece of shit airport architecture is this? Eero Saarinen is a cockfor. Can't we get the guys that did Arlanda to show these dicks a thing or two? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
3012 We always do carry-on for Jerusalem flights 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
3013 Year end special at adopt on-line, buy luggage and get the dog AND the kid at no extra charge. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
3014 This way I always get the window! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
3015 Scapegrace, now enter the School Bag. Now I enjoy the holy Christmas .. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
3016 One perk with a last name of Vulture is that we're allowed more carry-on luggage. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
3017 I can't wait for a weekend away from the ball and chain. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
3018 My ex is a Fed Ex exec. It's his weekend. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
3019 No, he is very supportive of my bachelorette party. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
3020 Do you think the luggage will weigh in over the 50lb limit? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
3021 You take the window and I'll take the aisle. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
3022 At least he didn't leave the dog alone this time. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
3023 Remind me to tell you about my solve for separation anxiety. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
3024 Now BOTH of us can snag some good pussy. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
3025 Thanks, but no. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
3026 It will be ok I have done this before on short hauls. I can get this bag into the overhead luggage compartments ok,no one sees or hears anything. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
3027 I arill like my caption for a previous cartoon,that I submitted to late....The guy answering the phone wit a connection hox on his back..."Why ywa, I am a robot,but I have a mind of my own,noAI here" 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
3028 The Board wants to see the evidence. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
3029 When she finds us, you wag your tail and I will wag my tongue 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
3030 Is that a husband or a child you've got in there? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3031 I wonder if an animal will show up on the x-ray? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3032 Last call? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3033 She has a whole house in that thing. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3034 That gait just isn't our turnstile 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3035 Just an appetizer before the car window! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3036 I like to think of it as 'Carry on' squared! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3037 Just another work-related, dog-and-Tony show. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3038 We just figured, might as well save money on all his baggage! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3039 I know I'll be hit with a charge for the oversized bag--but it's still cheaper this way 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3040 He always travels with his assistance dog. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
3041 - Nice to leave all behind and take off for a while. - I always seem to carry all the bargain with me, however. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3042 My daughter is going to love the gifts I'm bringing home for her. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3043 and, it's cheaper too! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3044 I have mixed feelings because of the lack of benefits, but the overhead costs are nothing compared to those other transportation tech companies. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3045 Today's walk around the block 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3046 My Man (and his best friend) Cave. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3047 Tough times in the newspaper comics business. They're trying out for a side gig as a Google Doodle. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3048 His name is 'El Chapo.' Oh, and his dog is 'El Crapo.' 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3049 SOMETHING HE FELL IN LOVE WITH WHILE VISITING AUSTRALIA . 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3050 Why not? But you do understand I won't be buying you one in return! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3051 I really am going to have to start dating older men, or younger women. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3052 He said he wouldn’t miss a thing. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
3053 It lacks a human element. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
3054 I asked her to take me with her. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
3055 How I got the idea? Overheard a couple of oldsters reminiscing about something called 'drive-ins'. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
3056 Last round? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
3057 Once again, you've changed the cartoon before midnight!!! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
3058 Using a vacuum cleaner? 1.0426 0.04255 47 46 0 1
3059 With our taxes going up, we've had to start penny-pinching. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
3060 K-9 cop team--they'll be working the cargo compartment while I check out the passenger cabin. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
3061 He brings a whole new meaning to being dog knotted. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
3062 "The Ex and I trade off every thirteen years."? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
3063 No thanks, that stuff goes right through me. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
3064 Non-GMO, Low in Gluten, Salt Free! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
3065 I just want to feel good about my baggage, you know? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
3066 Do you think she has TSA pre-check? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
3067 I saved a bunch of money this year! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
3068 Quit drinking. Now I’m just high on life: 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
3069 There're They're both dogs. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
3070 I finally got him....Yeah, ME TOO !! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3071 Hey, got any grapes. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
3072 Too much trouble with T.S.A. I left my at home 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
3073 Bar cartoon - "Thanks bud. One beer'll buy you a month!" 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
3074 I am pretty sure they won,t let me take him on the plane. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
3075 Hey, it's my bag, it's my choice. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
3076 The Wall? We're not really that concerned... 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
3077 I’m still mad Uber replaced me that self driving car but I really think this could be a great solutuion! 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
3078 We could have used the mail, but this is the more comfortable option for flying 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
3079 They're a handbag family. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
3080 And just think about how far TSA has come since 9/11! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
3081 He says he always has my back! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
3082 HILLARY is the underground PRESIDENT for all AMERICAN women with PENIS envy.They have all the men going down for sexual harassments, I got a bag of tricks HOW bought you. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3083 "Jim's reaction was something like 'dog on', followed by 'OK, carry on'". 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3084 I think you need this more than me. You look like death warmed over. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3085 Happy hour, ladies’ night, cheers, mud in your eye—it all ends up last call to me. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3086 I’ll scream if I need to clean up anymore pee and poop from that attention seeking bitch. But let me tell you about my dog.... 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3087 Yeah yeah, you should totally drive home tonight. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3088 My boyfriend just made me lose my wits!" "What doggie, she said lose her weight? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3089 Breathing into the great wide open, but under the scanner very soon. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3090 Did you bring protection?" "I packed a couple of Mates! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3091 At least he won't confuse spoons with airplanes anymore. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3092 ''do you remember the last time we went for a trip and my son was crying in the luggage missing the dog?'' 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3093 Your acting like something is bothering you? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3094 I mean the kids just have so much in the hold, Evan says jumping around the bags is a hoot! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3095 Yes, I love them, but sometimes they can be a real drag. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
3096 No, he said he didn't want to come along. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3097 We couldn't afford a seat for Rex. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3098 Every time I run them through the xray machine they get a little bit smaller. After a couple of more trips, I'm hoping they will fit in the overhead storage so I can get my legroom back! 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3099 I love that they put wheels on these carry on bags. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3100 Oh it's easy - Cookies and a Window Seat... 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3101 Well, at least he offered to pay for the excess baggage fee. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3102 Even with the overweight baggage charge it's much cheaper than coach! 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
3103 The cargo hold is the best babysitter and dog sitter I've ever had. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
3104 - On your mark. Get ready. Get set - Bitch, there is no 'Get ready'! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
3105 No, I chopped mine to get it in the suitcase. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3106 Alabama was our Christmas this year. Jamaica here we come! 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3107 Somehow the airline didn't accept the boy as a medical necessity for my service dog 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3108 It's hard for them to remain still during my TSA security check. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3109 I am so looking forward to getting away for this relaxing holiday. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3110 Do you know of any airlines offering climate controlled baggage compartments? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3111 Actually, I am a strong advocate for the Republican healthcare policy. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3112 It's only for international flights. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3113 With all this stormy weather we may have to brace for a ruff ride 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3114 What, this? For wheat? Uhhh, well today, yes in a way...” 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3115 n 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0