Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
C’mon, live a little. |
2.0199 |
0.01912 |
2060 |
755 |
509 |
796 |
1 |
C’mon, live a little. |
1.9744 |
0.01931 |
1994 |
767 |
511 |
716 |
2 |
No, thanks. I'm just here to kill time. |
1.8175 |
0.03892 |
411 |
172 |
142 |
97 |
3 |
Just one. I have to get up in the morning and you don't. |
1.8136 |
0.03040 |
719 |
318 |
217 |
184 |
4 |
Last call? You have no idea. |
1.7910 |
0.03014 |
622 |
254 |
244 |
124 |
5 |
Here's to you and taxes. |
1.7535 |
0.04820 |
284 |
137 |
80 |
67 |
6 |
C’mon, one won’t kill ya. |
1.7500 |
0.03409 |
512 |
232 |
176 |
104 |
7 |
Here’s to drinking like there’s no tomorrow. |
1.7282 |
0.04497 |
298 |
141 |
97 |
60 |
8 |
Can't - I'm on the job. |
1.7104 |
0.03427 |
442 |
197 |
176 |
69 |
9 |
Last call. |
1.7092 |
0.02721 |
822 |
404 |
253 |
165 |
10 |
Thanks, but I prefer spirits. |
1.6989 |
0.02422 |
1033 |
515 |
314 |
204 |
11 |
I guess one more won’t kill me |
1.6838 |
0.03444 |
468 |
227 |
162 |
79 |
12 |
After flirting with Death all afternoon, Bob finally makes his move. |
1.6808 |
0.02167 |
1554 |
894 |
262 |
398 |
13 |
“Last Call” You probably hear that a lot |
1.6628 |
0.03516 |
430 |
211 |
153 |
66 |
14 |
It's happy hour? Well this is awkward. |
1.6583 |
0.03682 |
439 |
231 |
127 |
81 |
15 |
Last call. |
1.6523 |
0.02461 |
1024 |
557 |
266 |
201 |
16 |
No thanks. I'm waiting for someone. |
1.6519 |
0.04741 |
270 |
145 |
74 |
51 |
17 |
I swear I used to be everyone's biggest fear until some time late last January |
1.6285 |
0.04011 |
358 |
194 |
103 |
61 |
18 |
No thanks, I prefer spirits. |
1.6119 |
0.02272 |
1108 |
615 |
308 |
185 |
19 |
The good news--no hangover tomorrow... |
1.6104 |
0.03684 |
403 |
219 |
122 |
62 |
20 |
Okay, you got one more day if you're buying. |
1.6010 |
0.03470 |
421 |
224 |
141 |
56 |
21 |
Ironically it is Miller time... Mr. Miller. |
1.5686 |
0.03478 |
503 |
308 |
104 |
91 |
22 |
I said "you're toast", not "your toast" |
1.5606 |
0.03262 |
528 |
315 |
130 |
83 |
23 |
You look like you're ready for a cold one. |
1.5601 |
0.03625 |
391 |
224 |
115 |
52 |
24 |
I think I'll pass. I'm your designated driver. |
1.5495 |
0.03120 |
555 |
331 |
143 |
81 |
25 |
Sure, I’ve got a few minutes to kill. |
1.5448 |
0.03336 |
525 |
327 |
110 |
88 |
26 |
No thanks. I'm the designated reaper. |
1.5365 |
0.03609 |
397 |
237 |
107 |
53 |
27 |
No thanks, I prefer spirits. |
1.5302 |
0.03408 |
464 |
285 |
112 |
67 |
28 |
A quick one but then we have to go. |
1.5257 |
0.03318 |
447 |
266 |
127 |
54 |
29 |
I must admit you're taking it really well. |
1.5196 |
0.03694 |
383 |
236 |
95 |
52 |
30 |
None for me, thanks. I'm your designated driver. |
1.5171 |
0.03690 |
410 |
261 |
86 |
63 |
31 |
Hey buddy, one drink ain't gonna kill ya! |
1.5127 |
0.03616 |
394 |
244 |
98 |
52 |
32 |
I'm here for last call. |
1.5028 |
0.03757 |
362 |
227 |
88 |
47 |
33 |
I've always preferred you over taxes! |
1.5027 |
0.03782 |
364 |
230 |
85 |
49 |
34 |
Nah, you have 'em both. I'll see you on the drive home. |
1.5014 |
0.03942 |
359 |
234 |
70 |
55 |
35 |
Thanks, but I only consume spirits |
1.5000 |
0.03904 |
354 |
228 |
75 |
51 |
36 |
No, thank you, I have to work in a few minutes. |
1.5000 |
0.03842 |
354 |
225 |
81 |
48 |
37 |
You play hockey ?? |
1.4986 |
0.03930 |
351 |
227 |
73 |
51 |
38 |
Last call, buddy. |
1.4971 |
0.03949 |
344 |
222 |
73 |
49 |
39 |
In his current, inebriated state, Walt didn't realize he was flirting with Death. |
1.4971 |
0.04055 |
344 |
227 |
63 |
54 |
40 |
No thanks. And you might want both of them. |
1.4940 |
0.03927 |
334 |
213 |
77 |
44 |
41 |
Thanks, but one of us has to wake up tomorrow morning. |
1.4874 |
0.04100 |
318 |
208 |
65 |
45 |
42 |
I don't think you should run a tab. |
1.4839 |
0.04080 |
310 |
201 |
68 |
41 |
43 |
So I tells my old lady, 'Oh yeah, well, maybe I'll have two tonight, and maybe I won't come home. |
1.4821 |
0.03924 |
307 |
193 |
80 |
34 |
44 |
Does this mean Happy Hour is over? |
1.4820 |
0.04051 |
305 |
196 |
71 |
38 |
45 |
Here's to a long life. |
1.4820 |
0.04051 |
305 |
196 |
71 |
38 |
46 |
Hey … we’re both left-handed. |
1.4799 |
0.04176 |
298 |
195 |
63 |
40 |
47 |
Actually, a cold one is exactly what I had in mind |
1.4781 |
0.04049 |
297 |
190 |
72 |
35 |
48 |
Aw, c'mon, another one isn't gonna kill either of us. |
1.4757 |
0.04258 |
288 |
190 |
59 |
39 |
49 |
Live a little. |
1.4714 |
0.04138 |
280 |
180 |
68 |
32 |
50 |
Here! Don't look so grim. |
1.4714 |
0.04138 |
280 |
180 |
68 |
32 |
51 |
“To life” – really? |
1.4712 |
0.04403 |
278 |
187 |
51 |
40 |
52 |
Looks like we're both here to grab a cold one. |
1.4693 |
0.04415 |
277 |
187 |
50 |
40 |
53 |
If that's pumpkin spice, I'll have to kill you. |
1.4669 |
0.04384 |
272 |
182 |
53 |
37 |
54 |
Sorry, I don't drink and scythe. |
1.4669 |
0.04476 |
272 |
185 |
47 |
40 |
55 |
On the bright side, you won't be hungover. |
1.4669 |
0.04384 |
272 |
182 |
53 |
37 |
56 |
I wish I could, but I'm with a client right now. |
1.4639 |
0.04400 |
263 |
175 |
54 |
34 |
57 |
This one's on me, looks like you had a day from hell. |
1.4622 |
0.04584 |
225 |
146 |
54 |
25 |
58 |
Have a beer man, you look pretty grim. |
1.4615 |
0.04161 |
260 |
166 |
68 |
26 |
59 |
I got you the dark ale. |
1.4588 |
0.04071 |
255 |
160 |
73 |
22 |
60 |
Thanks!....I love cold ones..... |
1.4582 |
0.04305 |
251 |
163 |
61 |
27 |
61 |
Live a little. |
1.4582 |
0.04342 |
251 |
164 |
59 |
28 |
62 |
No thanks. I never drink and scythe! |
1.4556 |
0.04342 |
248 |
162 |
59 |
27 |
63 |
Thanks, but no thanks...it goes right through me. |
1.4531 |
0.04104 |
245 |
154 |
71 |
20 |
64 |
I take it happy hour is about to end! |
1.4523 |
0.04473 |
241 |
160 |
53 |
28 |
65 |
I have time for just one and, to be honest, so do you. |
1.4523 |
0.04473 |
241 |
160 |
53 |
28 |
66 |
Beer today; gone tomorrow. |
1.4464 |
0.04461 |
233 |
154 |
54 |
25 |
67 |
Don't tempt me. |
1.4459 |
0.04694 |
231 |
158 |
43 |
30 |
68 |
Happy hour isn’t really my thing. |
1.4459 |
0.04774 |
231 |
160 |
39 |
32 |
69 |
What part of "Last Call" did you not understand? |
1.4459 |
0.04694 |
231 |
158 |
43 |
30 |
70 |
Come on, it won't kill you to have another one. |
1.4454 |
0.04211 |
229 |
145 |
66 |
18 |
71 |
Um, the bet wasn't a beer, Dave... |
1.4454 |
0.04560 |
229 |
153 |
50 |
26 |
72 |
Thanks, but I don't drink when I work. |
1.4435 |
0.04460 |
230 |
152 |
54 |
24 |
73 |
I’d kill for a nice cold one. |
1.4425 |
0.04339 |
226 |
146 |
60 |
20 |
74 |
All right, one more. But then it's time, Mr Miller. |
1.4425 |
0.04603 |
226 |
152 |
48 |
26 |
75 |
I swear this will be my last one. |
1.4420 |
0.04590 |
224 |
150 |
49 |
25 |
76 |
No, thanks. I have to go to work in about two minutes. |
1.4420 |
0.04367 |
224 |
145 |
59 |
20 |
77 |
No thanks. I'm here on business. |
1.4389 |
0.04634 |
221 |
149 |
47 |
25 |
78 |
EVEN BETTER, c’mon to my place an’ we’ll watch porn. |
1.4384 |
0.04575 |
219 |
146 |
50 |
23 |
79 |
You look like I need a drink. |
1.4378 |
0.04742 |
217 |
148 |
43 |
26 |
80 |
Are you meeting someone or just killing time? |
1.4378 |
0.04512 |
217 |
143 |
53 |
21 |
81 |
No thanks. I'm waiting for someone. |
1.4378 |
0.04742 |
217 |
148 |
43 |
26 |
82 |
Any friend of Steve Bannon is a friend of mine! |
1.4350 |
0.05479 |
177 |
125 |
27 |
25 |
83 |
I guess one drink won't kill me. |
1.4346 |
0.04651 |
214 |
144 |
47 |
23 |
84 |
Yeah, actually, I'd kill for one right now... |
1.4293 |
0.04944 |
205 |
143 |
36 |
26 |
85 |
That stuff will kill you. |
1.4293 |
0.04895 |
205 |
142 |
38 |
25 |
86 |
Thanks, but I think you’re going to need them both. |
1.4250 |
0.04618 |
200 |
133 |
49 |
18 |
87 |
Okay, but it’s your funeral. |
1.4250 |
0.04984 |
200 |
140 |
35 |
25 |
88 |
If you say 'To Life' one more time, we're going to have a problem. |
1.4250 |
0.04934 |
200 |
139 |
37 |
24 |
89 |
I suppose one drink wouldn't kill me. |
1.4250 |
0.04882 |
200 |
138 |
39 |
23 |
90 |
Ha, ha, what an outfit. You're killing me! |
1.4235 |
0.04455 |
196 |
127 |
55 |
14 |
91 |
Wow! When they say last call, they really mean it. |
1.4197 |
0.04733 |
193 |
130 |
45 |
18 |
92 |
I hear ya, buddy boy. A dead-end job is just the worst. Bottoms up. |
1.4188 |
0.05103 |
191 |
135 |
32 |
24 |
93 |
Here's to you and taxes. |
1.4171 |
0.05294 |
187 |
135 |
26 |
26 |
94 |
Here's to 2018. |
1.4171 |
0.05239 |
187 |
134 |
28 |
25 |
95 |
You do know this puts a little damper on happy hour... |
1.4171 |
0.04658 |
187 |
124 |
48 |
15 |
96 |
Sorry, I can't. I'm your designated driver. |
1.4140 |
0.04672 |
186 |
124 |
47 |
15 |
97 |
Let's drink as if there is no tomorrow. |
1.4140 |
0.05032 |
186 |
130 |
35 |
21 |
98 |
So I take it happy hour is over? |
1.4140 |
0.05089 |
186 |
131 |
33 |
22 |
99 |
No thanks, had to give it up, kept getting wrong names and addresses. |
1.4132 |
0.05184 |
167 |
115 |
35 |
17 |
100 |
No thanks. I never drink and scythe! |
1.4130 |
0.04893 |
184 |
126 |
40 |
18 |
101 |
Thanks, but I prefer spirits. |
1.4111 |
0.04580 |
180 |
118 |
50 |
12 |
102 |
I've been coming to this place for years but have never seen it this dead. |
1.4111 |
0.05032 |
180 |
125 |
36 |
19 |
103 |
No thanks...that stuff will kill you. |
1.4068 |
0.05153 |
177 |
125 |
32 |
20 |
104 |
I've got some bad news about happy hour. |
1.4068 |
0.05153 |
177 |
125 |
32 |
20 |
105 |
When you say ‘last call’, we’re still just talking about closing my tab, right? |
1.4068 |
0.05153 |
177 |
125 |
32 |
20 |
106 |
Here dude... Thanks for clearing my field. |
1.4068 |
0.05090 |
177 |
124 |
34 |
19 |
107 |
Go ahead, one more won’t kill you. |
1.4057 |
0.05132 |
175 |
123 |
33 |
19 |
108 |
Aw, thanks, I could kill for a cold one right now. |
1.4046 |
0.05175 |
173 |
122 |
32 |
19 |
109 |
No, thanks. I'm just here to kill time. |
1.4046 |
0.05109 |
173 |
121 |
34 |
18 |
110 |
Thanks, but I'm more into spirits. |
1.4046 |
0.04769 |
173 |
116 |
44 |
13 |
111 |
Yeah, buddy - Obamacare really hurt my business, too. |
1.4046 |
0.05175 |
173 |
122 |
32 |
19 |
112 |
I’m only interested in spirits. |
1.4023 |
0.04677 |
174 |
116 |
46 |
12 |
113 |
Well, I guess one wouldn’t kill me |
1.4012 |
0.05060 |
172 |
120 |
35 |
17 |
114 |
That's one hell of a bottle opener. |
1.4000 |
0.05237 |
170 |
121 |
30 |
19 |
115 |
Tough week, eh? You look like Death. |
1.4000 |
0.05034 |
170 |
118 |
36 |
16 |
116 |
Sorry Buddy, I only do spirits. |
1.4000 |
0.05144 |
165 |
115 |
34 |
16 |
117 |
No, thanks. I don't drink and scythe. |
1.3976 |
0.05596 |
166 |
123 |
20 |
23 |
118 |
Here you go: last call! |
1.3976 |
0.05189 |
166 |
117 |
32 |
17 |
119 |
Nah, that stuff will kill ya. |
1.3963 |
0.05089 |
164 |
114 |
35 |
15 |
120 |
Thanks, but I can't. I'm on the job. |
1.3926 |
0.05032 |
163 |
113 |
36 |
14 |
121 |
You know, before the election, people feared me. |
1.3926 |
0.05395 |
163 |
118 |
26 |
19 |
122 |
I guess one more wouldn't kill me. |
1.3926 |
0.05253 |
163 |
116 |
30 |
17 |
123 |
That stuff will kill you. |
1.3913 |
0.05372 |
161 |
116 |
27 |
18 |
124 |
Fair to assume I won't be having a hangover tomorrow? |
1.3913 |
0.05151 |
161 |
113 |
33 |
15 |
125 |
One more. Then I'm cutting you off. |
1.3913 |
0.05226 |
161 |
114 |
31 |
16 |
126 |
Yeah, last call buddy. |
1.3913 |
0.04998 |
161 |
111 |
37 |
13 |
127 |
No thanks, I'm your designated driver tonight. |
1.3913 |
0.05226 |
161 |
114 |
31 |
16 |
128 |
Let's have one for the road. |
1.3913 |
0.04998 |
161 |
111 |
37 |
13 |
129 |
You can have them both. I'll wait. |
1.3913 |
0.05372 |
161 |
116 |
27 |
18 |
130 |
The President just nominated me for Surgeon General. |
1.3885 |
0.05319 |
157 |
112 |
29 |
16 |
131 |
You know, that stuff will kill you. |
1.3885 |
0.05319 |
157 |
112 |
29 |
16 |
132 |
And if I win, you visit my mother in law. |
1.3856 |
0.05650 |
153 |
113 |
21 |
19 |
133 |
Did my wife send you? |
1.3841 |
0.04960 |
151 |
103 |
38 |
10 |
134 |
How many of these will it take for you to forget why you came? |
1.3841 |
0.05135 |
151 |
105 |
34 |
12 |
135 |
Trust me, you won't be needing two. |
1.3841 |
0.05548 |
151 |
110 |
24 |
17 |
136 |
Well, okay, then, we’ll drink to YOUR health.... |
1.3841 |
0.05387 |
151 |
108 |
28 |
15 |
137 |
No thanks, I'll have two in a minute. |
1.3836 |
0.05689 |
146 |
107 |
22 |
17 |
138 |
I can't drink. I'm driving my motor sickle. |
1.3831 |
0.04978 |
154 |
106 |
37 |
11 |
139 |
This is not what I meant by Last Call. |
1.3831 |
0.05388 |
154 |
111 |
27 |
16 |
140 |
Hey, live a little! |
1.3831 |
0.05308 |
154 |
110 |
29 |
15 |
141 |
Oh, no thank you. One of those and I become the REALLY grim reaper. |
1.3831 |
0.05228 |
154 |
109 |
31 |
14 |
142 |
Then I say "Dang, thought this was apartment 12".... You should see their faces! |
1.3831 |
0.05543 |
154 |
113 |
23 |
18 |
143 |
Last call...indeed. |
1.3831 |
0.05228 |
154 |
109 |
31 |
14 |
144 |
No thanks. I'm just waiting for someone. |
1.3814 |
0.06626 |
97 |
69 |
19 |
9 |
145 |
Thanks, but when I said I could use a "cold one" I meant you. |
1.3802 |
0.06127 |
121 |
88 |
20 |
13 |
146 |
Okay one more, then you really gotta go. |
1.3800 |
0.04976 |
150 |
103 |
37 |
10 |
147 |
OK here's the deal. I'll buy you a beer, and you go out with my mother-in-law. |
1.3784 |
0.05624 |
148 |
109 |
22 |
17 |
148 |
No, no. I said, "You're toast". |
1.3767 |
0.05424 |
146 |
105 |
27 |
14 |
149 |
I would kill for a drink |
1.3767 |
0.05595 |
146 |
107 |
23 |
16 |
150 |
I assume this means Happy Hour is over? |
1.3767 |
0.05336 |
146 |
104 |
29 |
13 |
151 |
C'mon, man, live a little. |
1.3767 |
0.05064 |
146 |
101 |
35 |
10 |
152 |
No thanks, I'm your Designated Driver. |
1.3767 |
0.05424 |
146 |
105 |
27 |
14 |
153 |
Would you mind taking this to my wife? |
1.3767 |
0.05510 |
146 |
106 |
25 |
15 |
154 |
You do realize you're flirting with Death... |
1.3767 |
0.05424 |
146 |
105 |
27 |
14 |
155 |
Tonight we drink 'til I drop. |
1.3767 |
0.05510 |
146 |
106 |
25 |
15 |
156 |
Oh alright...... but I’m not changing my mind. |
1.3767 |
0.05424 |
146 |
105 |
27 |
14 |
157 |
No, I will not drink to your good health. |
1.3750 |
0.05903 |
144 |
109 |
16 |
19 |
158 |
I suppose one drink wouldn't kill me. |
1.3750 |
0.05564 |
144 |
105 |
24 |
15 |
159 |
Have a beer, you look like hell. |
1.3750 |
0.05476 |
144 |
104 |
26 |
14 |
160 |
Awful nice of you to die me a brink. |
1.3750 |
0.05476 |
144 |
104 |
26 |
14 |
161 |
What are we celebrating? |
1.3750 |
0.05387 |
144 |
103 |
28 |
13 |
162 |
Don't tempt me. |
1.3750 |
0.05736 |
144 |
107 |
20 |
17 |
163 |
Nice try. |
1.3750 |
0.05564 |
144 |
105 |
24 |
15 |
164 |
No thanks. I'll just wait for you to be finished. |
1.3750 |
0.05296 |
144 |
102 |
30 |
12 |
165 |
No, you have it wrong. The end is BEER. |
1.3750 |
0.05651 |
144 |
106 |
22 |
16 |
166 |
It's always nice to see a fellow drinking like there's no tomorrow. |
1.3750 |
0.05564 |
144 |
105 |
24 |
15 |
167 |
Actually, I'm just here for the bartender, but thanks anyway. |
1.3740 |
0.06043 |
123 |
90 |
20 |
13 |
168 |
join me for the last call? |
1.3732 |
0.05438 |
142 |
102 |
27 |
13 |
169 |
No beer for me. Just spirits. |
1.3724 |
0.05618 |
145 |
107 |
22 |
16 |
170 |
No thanks. I don’t like the person I become when I drink. |
1.3714 |
0.05492 |
140 |
101 |
26 |
13 |
171 |
Drink up. Your happy hour is about over. |
1.3714 |
0.05492 |
140 |
101 |
26 |
13 |
172 |
I really admire a person who flirts with death. |
1.3706 |
0.05586 |
143 |
105 |
23 |
15 |
173 |
To Life! |
1.3706 |
0.05844 |
143 |
108 |
17 |
18 |
174 |
Here's the deal! I buy you a beer. You promise to come back for me if he's re-elected. |
1.3706 |
0.05759 |
143 |
107 |
19 |
17 |
175 |
On the plus side, I see you've been drinking like there's no tomorrow. |
1.3706 |
0.05315 |
143 |
102 |
29 |
12 |
176 |
Thanks, but I'm more of a spirits guy. |
1.3706 |
0.05586 |
143 |
105 |
23 |
15 |
177 |
Looks like you could use a cold one, Mr. Bannon. |
1.3650 |
0.06206 |
137 |
107 |
10 |
20 |
178 |
Last round’s on you. |
1.3630 |
0.05216 |
135 |
95 |
31 |
9 |
179 |
No thanks. The stuff goes right through me. |
1.3630 |
0.05624 |
135 |
99 |
23 |
13 |
180 |
So I guess this really is last call, huh? |
1.3630 |
0.05624 |
135 |
99 |
23 |
13 |
181 |
I can't, it'll go right through me |
1.3630 |
0.05109 |
135 |
94 |
33 |
8 |
182 |
hello darkness my old friend |
1.3630 |
0.05424 |
135 |
97 |
27 |
11 |
183 |
I was just toasting democracy in America and you showed up. How about that? |
1.3630 |
0.05525 |
135 |
98 |
25 |
12 |
184 |
Is the reaping still as grim as it used to be? |
1.3630 |
0.05525 |
135 |
98 |
25 |
12 |
185 |
Not tonight, I'm the designated reaper. |
1.3609 |
0.05373 |
133 |
95 |
28 |
10 |
186 |
It's pretty dead in here tonight. |
1.3609 |
0.05581 |
133 |
97 |
24 |
12 |
187 |
Come on, pal. Live a little. |
1.3588 |
0.05533 |
131 |
95 |
25 |
11 |
188 |
Sure, I've got time for a quick one. You...maybe not. |
1.3588 |
0.05638 |
131 |
96 |
23 |
12 |
189 |
OK, just one more, then we really need to go. |
1.3588 |
0.05533 |
131 |
95 |
25 |
11 |
190 |
Last call already? |
1.3588 |
0.05638 |
131 |
96 |
23 |
12 |
191 |
Humor me, how’s a guy like you still single? |
1.3588 |
0.05741 |
131 |
97 |
21 |
13 |
192 |
Last call it is. |
1.3588 |
0.05533 |
131 |
95 |
25 |
11 |
193 |
Can't. I'm your designated driver. |
1.3588 |
0.05533 |
131 |
95 |
25 |
11 |
194 |
Sure, I'd kill for a beer. |
1.3538 |
0.05867 |
130 |
98 |
18 |
14 |
195 |
Thanks, but I can't drink beer. It goes right through me. |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
196 |
Congrats on the new job, I'm sure you're going to kill it |
1.3538 |
0.05764 |
130 |
97 |
20 |
13 |
197 |
C'mon buddy, live a little! |
1.3538 |
0.05867 |
130 |
98 |
18 |
14 |
198 |
Have a beer. Eddie never comes in till around 10. |
1.3538 |
0.05867 |
130 |
98 |
18 |
14 |
199 |
I just realized what you meant by 'last call'. |
1.3538 |
0.05764 |
130 |
97 |
20 |
13 |
200 |
I appreciate it, but what I actually said was ‘If I could only have one more year.’ |
1.3538 |
0.05222 |
130 |
92 |
30 |
8 |
201 |
hello darkness my old friend |
1.3538 |
0.05554 |
130 |
95 |
24 |
11 |
202 |
Well, if you're sure that Charlie isn't coming back, you can have his beer. |
1.3538 |
0.05968 |
130 |
99 |
16 |
15 |
203 |
That's not quite what I meant by 'cold one.' |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
204 |
Yes--yes! Now that you mention it, I do come here often. |
1.3525 |
0.05573 |
122 |
88 |
25 |
9 |
205 |
Sure I'll have another, its not like it will kill me! |
1.3520 |
0.04853 |
125 |
85 |
36 |
4 |
206 |
Thanks, but I'm more of a Spirits kind of guy |
1.3520 |
0.05821 |
125 |
93 |
20 |
12 |
207 |
Well, you sure look like a republican to me. |
1.3520 |
0.06038 |
125 |
95 |
16 |
14 |
208 |
I can help you stop drinking for good. |
1.3520 |
0.05359 |
125 |
89 |
28 |
8 |
209 |
Come on! One drink ain't gonna kill you! |
1.3520 |
0.05478 |
125 |
90 |
26 |
9 |
210 |
Hey! You with the hoodie and hockey stick! Last call...! |
1.3520 |
0.06038 |
125 |
95 |
16 |
14 |
211 |
No thanks, I'm still working |
1.3520 |
0.05478 |
125 |
90 |
26 |
9 |
212 |
I'm his designated driver. |
1.3520 |
0.05237 |
125 |
88 |
30 |
7 |
213 |
Thanks, buddy. This really is last call! |
1.3520 |
0.05237 |
125 |
88 |
30 |
7 |
214 |
You look like you had a killer day at work today. |
1.3520 |
0.05478 |
125 |
90 |
26 |
9 |
215 |
C'mon - one drink won't kill you! |
1.3520 |
0.06248 |
125 |
97 |
12 |
16 |
216 |
Can you believe my luck tonight? It's buy one get one free! |
1.3520 |
0.06248 |
125 |
97 |
12 |
16 |
217 |
So, are you in town on business? |
1.3520 |
0.04985 |
125 |
86 |
34 |
5 |
218 |
I hate to give away the ending, but you'll be missing the last 13 minutes of happy hour. |
1.3520 |
0.05478 |
125 |
90 |
26 |
9 |
219 |
C'mon. One beer won't kill you. |
1.3520 |
0.05594 |
125 |
91 |
24 |
10 |
220 |
I've worked the graveyard shift too, brother, this one's on me. |
1.3516 |
0.05826 |
128 |
96 |
19 |
13 |
221 |
Thanks but I usually go for something a bit darker. |
1.3516 |
0.05826 |
128 |
96 |
19 |
13 |
222 |
Here, lighten up. You used to be such a happy reaper. |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
223 |
The last one and then we go. I promise. |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
224 |
Cheers! To the future! |
1.3516 |
0.05826 |
128 |
96 |
19 |
13 |
225 |
Here's to you and the horse you rode in on! |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
226 |
Thanks, most people wouldn't be caught dead or alive buying me a beer. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
227 |
Hey, buddy! Have a beer on me. I just won 300 million dollars. |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
228 |
Drinks are on me. I just won the lottery! |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
229 |
I'm not afraid of you... I was married to your sister for 35 years... |
1.3516 |
0.05931 |
128 |
97 |
17 |
14 |
230 |
You’ve had more than enough. Now get in your car and drive. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
231 |
I'll take that drink, pal. By the way-- don't try to cross 5th Avenue at 3:27 pm next Tuesday. |
1.3471 |
0.05715 |
121 |
89 |
22 |
10 |
232 |
Well if it's last call, I am having two. |
1.3471 |
0.05469 |
121 |
87 |
26 |
8 |
233 |
This changes nothing. |
1.3471 |
0.06178 |
121 |
93 |
14 |
14 |
234 |
That’s not what I meant by “I’m here to get a cold one.” |
1.3471 |
0.05715 |
121 |
89 |
22 |
10 |
235 |
To taxes! |
1.3471 |
0.05593 |
121 |
88 |
24 |
9 |
236 |
You know it’s last call, right? |
1.3471 |
0.05469 |
121 |
87 |
26 |
8 |
237 |
Hey, buddy, why so grim? |
1.3471 |
0.05715 |
121 |
89 |
22 |
10 |
238 |
Just have one - to take the edge off. |
1.3471 |
0.05077 |
121 |
84 |
32 |
5 |
239 |
Well, this is going to be awkward. |
1.3471 |
0.05469 |
121 |
87 |
26 |
8 |
240 |
Are you flirting with me? |
1.3471 |
0.05834 |
121 |
90 |
20 |
11 |
241 |
The only way you'll get this beer is if you pry it out of my cold dead hands. |
1.3471 |
0.05715 |
121 |
89 |
22 |
10 |
242 |
This one's for you? Funny, I was about to say the same thing. |
1.3471 |
0.05211 |
121 |
85 |
30 |
6 |
243 |
Thanks, but I need to stay grim. |
1.3471 |
0.05834 |
121 |
90 |
20 |
11 |
244 |
Thanks! And hey…don't worry about your tab. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
245 |
Looks like you could use a drink, bud. You look like hell... |
1.3443 |
0.05793 |
122 |
91 |
20 |
11 |
246 |
Well, if you're sure John is not coming then you might as well have his beer |
1.3419 |
0.05584 |
117 |
85 |
24 |
8 |
247 |
You just missed him. May as well have his beer |
1.3419 |
0.05715 |
117 |
86 |
22 |
9 |
248 |
Well, this is awkward. |
1.3419 |
0.05173 |
117 |
82 |
30 |
5 |
249 |
This one on me -- you see, I don't fear death so much as I fear being sober |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
250 |
I like mine without a head. |
1.3417 |
0.05857 |
120 |
90 |
19 |
11 |
251 |
My wife told me someday I'd drink myself to death. |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
252 |
One more wouldn't kill you. |
1.3417 |
0.05613 |
120 |
88 |
23 |
9 |
253 |
Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense. |
1.3417 |
0.05487 |
120 |
87 |
25 |
8 |
254 |
I have a boyfriend. |
1.3390 |
0.05800 |
118 |
88 |
20 |
10 |
255 |
After you hear what I'm about to tell you, you might want both. |
1.3390 |
0.05800 |
118 |
88 |
20 |
10 |
256 |
Last time someone bought me a drink was the last time someone bought me a drink |
1.3390 |
0.06044 |
118 |
90 |
16 |
12 |
257 |
Are you kidding me; that stuff will kill you. |
1.3390 |
0.05674 |
118 |
87 |
22 |
9 |
258 |
Uh, sure. I don't think she'll mind if I'm a little late. |
1.3390 |
0.05412 |
118 |
85 |
26 |
7 |
259 |
Thanks, but I can't accept gifts from clients. |
1.3390 |
0.05544 |
118 |
86 |
24 |
8 |
260 |
No, I will not drink to your health. |
1.3390 |
0.05923 |
118 |
89 |
18 |
11 |
261 |
Dammit, why is everyone so happy to see me this year? |
1.3390 |
0.06044 |
118 |
90 |
16 |
12 |
262 |
Ironically, Jim drank himself to death by drinking to Death. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
263 |
Yeah, but you took the guy I bought it for. Enjoy! |
1.3362 |
0.05865 |
116 |
87 |
19 |
10 |
264 |
I really shouldn't. It goes right through me. |
1.3362 |
0.05736 |
116 |
86 |
21 |
9 |
265 |
Kinda dead in here tonight. |
1.3362 |
0.05736 |
116 |
86 |
21 |
9 |
266 |
Thanks, bud; reaping the souls of so many Republicans has got me beat. |
1.3362 |
0.06115 |
116 |
89 |
15 |
12 |
267 |
What a relief, I thought taxes would get here first. |
1.3333 |
0.05932 |
114 |
86 |
18 |
10 |
268 |
Thanks, friend. Still won't change August 19th, 2018... |
1.3333 |
0.06062 |
114 |
87 |
16 |
11 |
269 |
Cheer up. When this administration implodes, people will fear you again. |
1.3333 |
0.06188 |
114 |
88 |
14 |
12 |
270 |
Sure, I'll have a drink with you. I've got a lot more free time now the GOP is doing my job. |
1.3333 |
0.06188 |
114 |
88 |
14 |
12 |
271 |
You can't cheat death, but you can bribe him. |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
272 |
OK, but only because you can’t take it with you. |
1.3333 |
0.05664 |
114 |
84 |
22 |
8 |
273 |
I must warn you, my friendships don't last long. |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
274 |
Can I buy you a beer? You look like hell. |
1.3333 |
0.06062 |
114 |
87 |
16 |
11 |
275 |
Looks like you could use a stiff one. |
1.3333 |
0.05932 |
114 |
86 |
18 |
10 |
276 |
Why don't YOU join ME instead? |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
277 |
No, thanks . . . that stuff will kill you. |
1.3304 |
0.06264 |
112 |
87 |
13 |
12 |
278 |
I'm waiting for the priest and the rabbi. The joke didn't specify a time. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
279 |
Sorry, I work the graveyard shift. |
1.3304 |
0.05289 |
112 |
80 |
27 |
5 |
280 |
Death of an Alesman. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
281 |
Last call already? |
1.3304 |
0.06134 |
112 |
86 |
15 |
11 |
282 |
I'm dying for a drink |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
283 |
Nah, I think you're going to need that more than me. |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
284 |
On the contrary, last call is on me. |
1.3304 |
0.06134 |
112 |
86 |
15 |
11 |
285 |
No, thanks. I'm just here to see if anyone knows my name. |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
286 |
No thanks. It just runs right through me. |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
287 |
No, thank you. I'm your designated driver tonight. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
288 |
Go ahead. Live like there's no tomorrow. |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
289 |
I guess one more wouldn't kill me. |
1.3273 |
0.06073 |
110 |
84 |
16 |
10 |
290 |
Steve Bannon, is that you? |
1.3273 |
0.06599 |
110 |
88 |
8 |
14 |
291 |
Steve Bannon!!! I haven't seen you since high school. |
1.3273 |
0.06472 |
110 |
87 |
10 |
13 |
292 |
I guess one drink won't kill me. |
1.3273 |
0.06073 |
110 |
84 |
16 |
10 |
293 |
Thanks, but I can't. I'm driving you home tonight. |
1.3273 |
0.06073 |
110 |
84 |
16 |
10 |
294 |
So, you're just in town for an epidemic? |
1.3273 |
0.06073 |
110 |
84 |
16 |
10 |
295 |
No, thanks. Waiting for last call. |
1.3273 |
0.05934 |
110 |
83 |
18 |
9 |
296 |
Who do you have to kill to get served around here? |
1.3273 |
0.05934 |
110 |
83 |
18 |
9 |
297 |
Thanks but beer just goes right through me. |
1.3243 |
0.06160 |
111 |
86 |
14 |
11 |
298 |
You don't know what I do,do you? |
1.3241 |
0.05234 |
108 |
77 |
27 |
4 |
299 |
Why not, I’m just killing time. |
1.3241 |
0.06004 |
108 |
82 |
17 |
9 |
300 |
No, really...you look like you’ve had a week. |
1.3241 |
0.06146 |
108 |
83 |
15 |
10 |
301 |
Can I at least bring these with me? |
1.3241 |
0.05708 |
108 |
80 |
21 |
7 |
302 |
No thanks pal, I'm your designated driver |
1.3241 |
0.06146 |
108 |
83 |
15 |
10 |
303 |
"No thanks, I'm just here for take out. |
1.3241 |
0.06146 |
108 |
83 |
15 |
10 |
304 |
No thanks, that stuff will...actually, you drink it. |
1.3241 |
0.05858 |
108 |
81 |
19 |
8 |
305 |
No thanks. I don't drink when I'm working. |
1.3241 |
0.05858 |
108 |
81 |
19 |
8 |
306 |
You’re toast. |
1.3241 |
0.05858 |
108 |
81 |
19 |
8 |
307 |
Funny that you think this is a "happy" hour... |
1.3241 |
0.05708 |
108 |
80 |
21 |
7 |
308 |
Would it kill them to put out some beer nuts? |
1.3241 |
0.06004 |
108 |
82 |
17 |
9 |
309 |
Ah! A man who likes to tempt fate! |
1.3241 |
0.05708 |
108 |
80 |
21 |
7 |
310 |
I'm just killing time, you? |
1.3241 |
0.05708 |
108 |
80 |
21 |
7 |
311 |
Don't worry about the tab. |
1.3241 |
0.06286 |
108 |
84 |
13 |
11 |
312 |
Flirt with me all you want, I can't get rid of your student loans. |
1.3241 |
0.06004 |
108 |
82 |
17 |
9 |
313 |
You keep it. I'm driving. |
1.3241 |
0.05858 |
108 |
81 |
19 |
8 |
314 |
Thank you. Not right now, I'm working. |
1.3241 |
0.05397 |
108 |
78 |
25 |
5 |
315 |
Here, have a beer. My job is similar and lonely as well. I'm the chair of the Senate Health Committee. |
1.3241 |
0.06004 |
108 |
82 |
17 |
9 |
316 |
None for me, thanks. I'm reaping. |
1.3241 |
0.06004 |
108 |
82 |
17 |
9 |
317 |
Thanks, Frank, but I think you're gonna need that more than I do. |
1.3241 |
0.05708 |
108 |
80 |
21 |
7 |
318 |
Thanks, but neither one of us has time. |
1.3241 |
0.05555 |
108 |
79 |
23 |
6 |
319 |
Hey, at least you've got a job. |
1.3241 |
0.06146 |
108 |
83 |
15 |
10 |
320 |
No hard feelings. No one looks like their profile picture. |
1.3241 |
0.06146 |
108 |
83 |
15 |
10 |
321 |
Take my hand and walk towards the Lite. |
1.3241 |
0.05858 |
108 |
81 |
19 |
8 |
322 |
Make that 'to go', bud. |
1.3241 |
0.05708 |
108 |
80 |
21 |
7 |
323 |
Funny , but I have a last call for you as well |
1.3211 |
0.05512 |
109 |
80 |
23 |
6 |
324 |
Here’s mud in your socket. |
1.3208 |
0.06222 |
106 |
82 |
14 |
10 |
325 |
I thought last call wasn’t for another hour. |
1.3208 |
0.05927 |
106 |
80 |
18 |
8 |
326 |
You're damned if I do, you're damned if I don't. |
1.3208 |
0.05286 |
106 |
76 |
26 |
4 |
327 |
I almost never buy beer for a stranger, but I’ve just got a good feeling about you. |
1.3208 |
0.05453 |
106 |
77 |
24 |
5 |
328 |
... actually, I'd kill for a lite beer... |
1.3208 |
0.05453 |
106 |
77 |
24 |
5 |
329 |
No thanks. I'm more into spirits. |
1.3208 |
0.05615 |
106 |
78 |
22 |
6 |
330 |
Slide on over buddy - I've been dying to talk to someone. |
1.3208 |
0.05615 |
106 |
78 |
22 |
6 |
331 |
No thanks, I've already killed enough brain cells. |
1.3208 |
0.05773 |
106 |
79 |
20 |
7 |
332 |
If you are taking me with you for all of eternity, then you are going to need this. |
1.3208 |
0.06076 |
106 |
81 |
16 |
9 |
333 |
Sure, I'll drink to your good fortune . . . but then I gotta tell you something |
1.3208 |
0.05773 |
106 |
79 |
20 |
7 |
334 |
C’mon! One more won’t kill you. |
1.3208 |
0.06076 |
106 |
81 |
16 |
9 |
335 |
One for the road, pal? |
1.3208 |
0.06076 |
106 |
81 |
16 |
9 |
336 |
You are not the scariest thing out there, anymore, pal. |
1.3208 |
0.05927 |
106 |
80 |
18 |
8 |
337 |
No, thanks. I'm on duty. |
1.3208 |
0.05773 |
106 |
79 |
20 |
7 |
338 |
You're obviously dying to share a beer with someone |
1.3208 |
0.05286 |
106 |
76 |
26 |
4 |
339 |
One for the road? |
1.3208 |
0.06365 |
106 |
83 |
12 |
11 |
340 |
Nah, you have it. You got your car keys, right? |
1.3208 |
0.05927 |
106 |
80 |
18 |
8 |
341 |
Come on over and I'll explain what the estate tax law changes will mean for your business |
1.3208 |
0.05927 |
106 |
80 |
18 |
8 |
342 |
It's 666 somewhere, right? |
1.3208 |
0.05927 |
106 |
80 |
18 |
8 |
343 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do come here often. |
1.3208 |
0.05773 |
106 |
79 |
20 |
7 |
344 |
No thanks. I'm the designated reaper. |
1.3208 |
0.06365 |
106 |
83 |
12 |
11 |
345 |
See if this helps take the edge off. |
1.3208 |
0.05927 |
106 |
80 |
18 |
8 |
346 |
I guess this is the last call for both of us. |
1.3208 |
0.06222 |
106 |
82 |
14 |
10 |
347 |
Well in that case, I'm buying. |
1.3208 |
0.05927 |
106 |
80 |
18 |
8 |
348 |
Death walks into a bar... |
1.3208 |
0.06365 |
106 |
83 |
12 |
11 |
349 |
A LITE BEER, MORTAL? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? |
1.3208 |
0.05773 |
106 |
79 |
20 |
7 |
350 |
Don’t mind if I do. Today has been a killer. |
1.3208 |
0.05615 |
106 |
78 |
22 |
6 |
351 |
Don't beer the reaper. |
1.3173 |
0.05511 |
104 |
76 |
23 |
5 |
352 |
Why thank you kind sir. I am kind of parched after spending the day destroying the federal government and the American way of life. |
1.3173 |
0.06151 |
104 |
80 |
15 |
9 |
353 |
I suppose your aneurysm could wait a few more minutes. I'm parched! |
1.3173 |
0.05997 |
104 |
79 |
17 |
8 |
354 |
No, it's not Halloween. Next guess? |
1.3173 |
0.06151 |
104 |
80 |
15 |
9 |
355 |
I guess you might as well finish his beer. |
1.3137 |
0.06382 |
102 |
80 |
12 |
10 |
356 |
You sure it's gluten free? |
1.3137 |
0.06070 |
102 |
78 |
16 |
8 |
357 |
You look like you're dying for a beer |
1.3137 |
0.05908 |
102 |
77 |
18 |
7 |
358 |
That actually brings me to why I'm here. |
1.3137 |
0.06228 |
102 |
79 |
14 |
9 |
359 |
Sure is dead around here tonight. |
1.3137 |
0.06070 |
102 |
78 |
16 |
8 |
360 |
Beats me why he lit out of here so fast. You might as well have his beer. |
1.3137 |
0.06070 |
102 |
78 |
16 |
8 |
361 |
Thanks, but I sort of prefer it without the head |
1.3137 |
0.06382 |
102 |
80 |
12 |
10 |
362 |
I prefer a darker brew |
1.3137 |
0.06228 |
102 |
79 |
14 |
9 |
363 |
Yes I am here for a cold one. |
1.3137 |
0.05742 |
102 |
76 |
20 |
6 |
364 |
It's 1 am. I'm here for your 1:30 drunk driving accident. |
1.3137 |
0.06070 |
102 |
78 |
16 |
8 |
365 |
To taxes! |
1.3137 |
0.06070 |
102 |
78 |
16 |
8 |
366 |
Thanks – don't mind if I do. I'm bone-dry. |
1.3137 |
0.05570 |
102 |
75 |
22 |
5 |
367 |
Yes, it's Miller Time, Mr. Miller |
1.3137 |
0.06382 |
102 |
80 |
12 |
10 |
368 |
That stuff goes straight to my feet. |
1.3137 |
0.05908 |
102 |
77 |
18 |
7 |
369 |
To a long life! |
1.3137 |
0.05908 |
102 |
77 |
18 |
7 |
370 |
No thanks, I'm still on the clock |
1.3137 |
0.05393 |
102 |
74 |
24 |
4 |
371 |
What the heck, let's live a little. |
1.3100 |
0.05979 |
100 |
76 |
17 |
7 |
372 |
I guess this is my last call. Join me? |
1.3100 |
0.05808 |
100 |
75 |
19 |
6 |
373 |
This is definitely the last call. |
1.3100 |
0.05808 |
100 |
75 |
19 |
6 |
374 |
Sure, I'll have a beer. I told Grandma I'd give her five more minutes. |
1.3100 |
0.06146 |
100 |
77 |
15 |
8 |
375 |
Come on, it's last call |
1.3100 |
0.05808 |
100 |
75 |
19 |
6 |
376 |
Can't. Gluten. |
1.3100 |
0.06466 |
100 |
79 |
11 |
10 |
377 |
Drink up . . . it's last call. |
1.3100 |
0.05979 |
100 |
76 |
17 |
7 |
378 |
No thanks, tonight I’m here for spirits. |
1.3100 |
0.05808 |
100 |
75 |
19 |
6 |
379 |
No Thanks, H.R. has advised me to keep things professional. |
1.3100 |
0.06146 |
100 |
77 |
15 |
8 |
380 |
Well, if I only have time for the one, you may as well have the other. |
1.3100 |
0.06308 |
100 |
78 |
13 |
9 |
381 |
I really shouldn't, I'm on the clock. |
1.3100 |
0.06466 |
100 |
79 |
11 |
10 |
382 |
Thanks, but beer goes right through me. |
1.3100 |
0.06146 |
100 |
77 |
15 |
8 |
383 |
Naa, I gotta go, my wife is gonna kill me! |
1.3100 |
0.06308 |
100 |
78 |
13 |
9 |
384 |
Come on, pal. Live a little. |
1.3100 |
0.05449 |
100 |
73 |
23 |
4 |
385 |
Oh, c’mon — a couple of beers never killed anybody. |
1.3100 |
0.05808 |
100 |
75 |
19 |
6 |
386 |
Well, subtlety didn't work, so here's one for you: Death walks into a bar........... |
1.3100 |
0.06146 |
100 |
77 |
15 |
8 |
387 |
All right, one more for the road, but then we gotta go. |
1.3085 |
0.06422 |
94 |
73 |
13 |
8 |
388 |
You know I don’t, and now you’re just stalling. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
389 |
So...I guess this is last call. |
1.3061 |
0.06052 |
98 |
75 |
16 |
7 |
390 |
I can wait. You still have an hour on the meter. |
1.3061 |
0.05876 |
98 |
74 |
18 |
6 |
391 |
I can't - I'm the designated survivor. |
1.3061 |
0.06052 |
98 |
75 |
16 |
7 |
392 |
No thanks. I'm here on business. |
1.3061 |
0.06223 |
98 |
76 |
14 |
8 |
393 |
Stay for another round ... this game just went into sudden death! |
1.3061 |
0.06223 |
98 |
76 |
14 |
8 |
394 |
Here.....you look like you've had a rough day. |
1.3061 |
0.05876 |
98 |
74 |
18 |
6 |
395 |
Last round? |
1.3030 |
0.06168 |
99 |
77 |
14 |
8 |
396 |
I feel your pain. Being compared to Steve Bannon could really tarnish your reputation. |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
397 |
Okay, but when happy hour ends I'm cutting you off. |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
398 |
Cheer up! It's not the end of the world. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
399 |
Cheers? I don't often hear that. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
400 |
Just the one. I'm on a deadline. |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
401 |
Come on, cheer up. It might be just one term. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
402 |
I love it when happy hour meets last call. |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
403 |
Relax, have a beer. You have plenty of time before the new health-care bill is passed. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
404 |
Last call's on me. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
405 |
One more won’t kill you |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
406 |
No thanks. I had a cold one earlier. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
407 |
You look like death--here, have one on me. |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
408 |
Sorry mate, we don’t serve spirits here. |
1.3021 |
0.05565 |
96 |
71 |
21 |
4 |
409 |
One drink's not gonna kill you. |
1.3021 |
0.06475 |
96 |
76 |
11 |
9 |
410 |
A couple more rounds and I might just leave with you. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
411 |
Fine, one more year. |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
412 |
I'm here for last call. |
1.3021 |
0.06642 |
96 |
77 |
9 |
10 |
413 |
Is this the last call? |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
414 |
OH, you must be my Uber guy. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
415 |
Thanks, but you only have time for one more. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
416 |
I feel like hell. You look like hell. Country's going to hell. Oh what the hell. Have a beer. |
1.2979 |
0.06563 |
94 |
75 |
10 |
9 |
417 |
Sure. I'll join you for last call. |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
418 |
OK, but this is the last one. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
419 |
Sure. And I'll drink to no more taxes. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
420 |
To Life!...or not. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
421 |
You ARE off duty, aren't you? |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
422 |
Thanks, but I’m gluten free. |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
423 |
You don't have to stay here, but you can't go home. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
424 |
I suppose there's nothing wrong with us both getting stiff. |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
425 |
No thanks, the stuff just runs right through me. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
426 |
No thanks, I'm off gluten. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
427 |
Oh c’mon, one won’t kill you! |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
428 |
Hey, why so grim? |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
429 |
Well, I guess one more wouldn't kill me. |
1.2979 |
0.06563 |
94 |
75 |
10 |
9 |
430 |
So what certainty are we drinking to, death or taxes? |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
431 |
Cheers to a near-death experience! |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
432 |
To your night off! |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
433 |
No thanks, that stuff'll kill you. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
434 |
Thanks for the beer but I'm more into spirits. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
435 |
You really weren't kidding about the "last call" were you? |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
436 |
Thanks - the guy was a real asshole. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
437 |
I'll take the beer...but don't think you're off the hook. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
438 |
I would chug them if I were you. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
439 |
Would it kill you just to try one? |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
440 |
Yeah, I don't think it's the outfit mate. Here, just have a beer. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
441 |
No thanks, I have to work tonight. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
442 |
You might want to sip yours. |
1.2979 |
0.06018 |
94 |
72 |
16 |
6 |
443 |
And the good news is your tab will be wiped clean. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
444 |
OK, one more, but we really have to go after this one |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
445 |
To my health! |
1.2979 |
0.06205 |
94 |
73 |
14 |
7 |
446 |
Here's to a long life. |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
447 |
Here’s to a long and healthy life |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
448 |
'Last Call'...hum, I'm gonna start using that! |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
449 |
...But the GOOD news is that you won't have a hangover in the morning. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
450 |
"Only if you promise to drive me home". |
1.2935 |
0.06655 |
92 |
74 |
9 |
9 |
451 |
I'm sorry, you look nothing like your profile picture. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
452 |
"One before "lights out"? |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
453 |
Yeah, sure. I been dying for a beer. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
454 |
I'd love one. But unfortunately for you, I'm on the job. |
1.2935 |
0.05250 |
92 |
67 |
23 |
2 |
455 |
Go ahead -- one won't kill you |
1.2935 |
0.06473 |
92 |
73 |
11 |
8 |
456 |
Oh no thank you, I much prefer the spirits here. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
457 |
"What's your poison?" Ha! Ha! Cheers! |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
458 |
No thanks, I’m the designated driver this evening. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
459 |
Thanks, but I really shouldn't. Whenever I drink I feel like death the next morning. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
460 |
The name's Taxes...Joe Taxes. |
1.2935 |
0.06473 |
92 |
73 |
11 |
8 |
461 |
Here’s, to drinking and driving |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
462 |
I will, thanks. Been a killer of a week. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
463 |
No thanks, I’m partial to spirits. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
464 |
It's about time you got here! Have a drink and take me outta here, before Trump starts the Apocalypse. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
465 |
Ever since November 8th, 2016, people have been quite happy to see me coming! |
1.2935 |
0.06473 |
92 |
73 |
11 |
8 |
466 |
Oh, what the hell. One won't kill me. |
1.2935 |
0.05250 |
92 |
67 |
23 |
2 |
467 |
No thanks, I only came in for the atmosphere |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
468 |
Stick around, have a beer, my mother-in-law will be here soon. |
1.2935 |
0.06655 |
92 |
74 |
9 |
9 |
469 |
I'm flattered, but you should know you're flirting with death. |
1.2935 |
0.06473 |
92 |
73 |
11 |
8 |
470 |
I'd toast to your health ... but we both know it won't make a difference. |
1.2935 |
0.06473 |
92 |
73 |
11 |
8 |
471 |
You don’t get why I am here, do you? |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
472 |
Now that taxes are no longer certain, here's to 'Death!' |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
473 |
No thanks, man. That's how I ended up with this job in the first place. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
474 |
L'Chaim! |
1.2935 |
0.06655 |
92 |
74 |
9 |
9 |
475 |
Yes, thanks! And I will gladly pry it from your cold, dead hands. |
1.2935 |
0.06473 |
92 |
73 |
11 |
8 |
476 |
Are you my designated driver? |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
477 |
I need it - I've been unseated as the world's scariest man. |
1.2935 |
0.06473 |
92 |
73 |
11 |
8 |
478 |
I'll tell ya, it's nice to watch men in Hollywood kill their own careers for a change. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
479 |
I didn't say 'make a toast.' I said 'you are toast.' |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
480 |
Fine. One beer. But then we've gotta go. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
481 |
This one's on me - you look like death warmed over! |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
482 |
Gotta little time to kill? |
1.2889 |
0.06749 |
90 |
73 |
8 |
9 |
483 |
Have one on me. Looks like I don't need to worry about the tab. |
1.2889 |
0.05751 |
90 |
68 |
18 |
4 |
484 |
I’m good. That stuff’ll kill you. |
1.2889 |
0.05058 |
90 |
65 |
24 |
1 |
485 |
You were in that Bergman film, right? |
1.2889 |
0.06170 |
90 |
70 |
14 |
6 |
486 |
No really, this is last call. |
1.2889 |
0.06369 |
90 |
71 |
12 |
7 |
487 |
No thanks, I'm gluten free. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
488 |
So what brings you here? |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
489 |
Sure. We'll call it one for the road. |
1.2841 |
0.05348 |
88 |
65 |
21 |
2 |
490 |
I'd love one--work was hell today. |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
491 |
Thanks. I am a bit dry. |
1.2841 |
0.05587 |
88 |
66 |
19 |
3 |
492 |
What´s your hurry? Lets share a last one and then I´ll drive you home. |
1.2841 |
0.06249 |
88 |
69 |
13 |
6 |
493 |
C'mon...it won't kill ya. |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
494 |
You’re right, I am looking forward to a cold one |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
495 |
No, you take both. You won't be driving tonight. |
1.2841 |
0.06455 |
88 |
70 |
11 |
7 |
496 |
Thanks pal, but it just goes right through me. |
1.2841 |
0.05587 |
88 |
66 |
19 |
3 |
497 |
Hail to thee, blithe spirit |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
498 |
I've polished off quite a few myself. |
1.2841 |
0.05348 |
88 |
65 |
21 |
2 |
499 |
It's a little too late for that. |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
500 |
I’m afraid neither of us has the time. |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
501 |
Join you? Ahhh, what the hell. |
1.2841 |
0.06249 |
88 |
69 |
13 |
6 |
502 |
Busy day? |
1.2841 |
0.06249 |
88 |
69 |
13 |
6 |
503 |
(Hmmm. Either I drink with him now to be polite before I kill him, or I can just kill him now and I'll get to drink both beers). |
1.2800 |
0.06169 |
75 |
57 |
15 |
3 |
504 |
This new IPA is to die for. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
505 |
Thanks, man. I'd kill for a cold one. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
506 |
Kinda gives 'last call' a whole new meaning, doesn't it? |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
507 |
Want a beer? You look like death! |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
508 |
One more. Then you’re done. |
1.2791 |
0.05139 |
86 |
63 |
22 |
1 |
509 |
You just knock back both of them. I’ll wait for you in the car. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
510 |
I'm serious Tom, this is the last call. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
511 |
C'mon. You only live once. |
1.2791 |
0.05883 |
86 |
66 |
16 |
4 |
512 |
This is the fifth time you've pulled this, Dave- you know that I can't hold my liquor. |
1.2791 |
0.06544 |
86 |
69 |
10 |
7 |
513 |
Oh go ahead, have one. It won't kill you. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
514 |
Perhaps in another life. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
515 |
No thanks—-that stuff goes right through me. |
1.2791 |
0.05883 |
86 |
66 |
16 |
4 |
516 |
No, thanks, but I can be your designated driver. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
517 |
Is it always this dead here? |
1.2791 |
0.05883 |
86 |
66 |
16 |
4 |
518 |
Have a beer, live a little. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
519 |
Don't worry, it's gluten-free. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
520 |
Cheers mate. Nice to meet you. I'm from down under too. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
521 |
That stuff'll kill ya. |
1.2791 |
0.05398 |
86 |
64 |
20 |
2 |
522 |
OK. One for the road. But then we're outta here. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
523 |
You only die once. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
524 |
I would, but beer goes straight through me. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
525 |
Thanks, but I don't have the stomach for it. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
526 |
Go on ... it won't kill you! |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
527 |
Seriously, last call. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
528 |
Don't worry, after the 2 for 1 happy hour the place will be dead. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
529 |
No, thank you. Beer goes right through me. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
530 |
I guess another drink wouldn't kill me. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
531 |
You look like someone who could kill for beer. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
532 |
No thanks. I'm tonight's Designated-Reaper. See you on the road home, though. |
1.2791 |
0.06750 |
86 |
70 |
8 |
8 |
533 |
This one is on me. Love you guys from Breitbart |
1.2791 |
0.06544 |
86 |
69 |
10 |
7 |
534 |
Thanks, but beer tends to run right through me. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
535 |
Have one. It won’t kill you. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
536 |
Don't worry. I'm here for the bartender |
1.2791 |
0.06750 |
86 |
70 |
8 |
8 |
537 |
Thanks, but I never drink on the job. |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
538 |
Say goodbye to your hops and drams. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
539 |
Why don't you kill them both? |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
540 |
The hell you say. One for the road, then. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
541 |
Have a beer, buddy. You look grim. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
542 |
No seriously, what's your poison? |
1.2738 |
0.06849 |
84 |
69 |
7 |
8 |
543 |
Thanks, but I never drink on the job. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
544 |
I can't. I'm working. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
545 |
Why not, it is last call. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
546 |
I've got sobering news. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
547 |
Looking for a cold one? |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
548 |
I can't, it goes right through me. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
549 |
C’mon, one beer won’t kill ya. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
550 |
Looks like you could use a bier! |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
551 |
Cheers to remaining the only thing certain in this world |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
552 |
To hell with last call. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
553 |
Thanks, but I'll pass. I don't like to drink and scythe. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
554 |
Thanks, but I really shouldn't be drinking on the job. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
555 |
That is not the ‘Samuel Adams’ I am here to collect. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
556 |
A toast to three weeks without a smoke! |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
557 |
Thanks, but no thanks. I am your designated driver tonight, you know. |
1.2738 |
0.06849 |
84 |
69 |
7 |
8 |
558 |
No thanks....you'll be needing them both, I'm afraid. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
559 |
You may want to close your tab too. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
560 |
One more for the end of the road? |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
561 |
It's your lucky day: I found your car keys too. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
562 |
Here have a glass. Can I set you up on a blind date with my mother-in-law? |
1.2738 |
0.07055 |
84 |
70 |
5 |
9 |
563 |
Not sure where my friend just disappeared to, but you can have his beer. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
564 |
If that's a Guinness, you get another decade. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
565 |
Awh, come on, one won't kill ya. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
566 |
That's...not why I'm here. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
567 |
Here's to tomorrow! |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
568 |
No thanks. I'm due at the White House. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
569 |
Nah, that stuff always goes right through me. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
570 |
No thanks. I'm not allowed to drink during Happy Hour. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
571 |
Would it kill you to have a little fun. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
572 |
RIP? No, IPA! |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
573 |
You're a 'glass-half-full' kinda guy, amiright? |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
574 |
Have a drink. It ain't over yet. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
575 |
At this hour, it’s usually dead in here. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
576 |
Hey, haf a lil drinky poo with me. You never know when death could be staring you in the face. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
577 |
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... |
1.2716 |
0.07246 |
81 |
68 |
4 |
9 |
578 |
I'd love to, but I'm the designated reaper tonight. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
579 |
Not so grim, my friend. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
580 |
I'd drink both if I were you. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
581 |
I love how dead this place is. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
582 |
Would it kill me to buy you a round? |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
583 |
No thanks, it always goes right through me |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
584 |
No thanks, I’m watching my carbs. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
585 |
L'chaim? Really? |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
586 |
Have a drink. You look like death. |
1.2716 |
0.06807 |
81 |
66 |
8 |
7 |
587 |
How YOU doin'? |
1.2716 |
0.05559 |
81 |
61 |
18 |
2 |
588 |
Sorry ‘bout yer beer, but right now, I need ‘em both !! |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
589 |
No thanks, but I'll let you give me a ride home. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
590 |
You're here for the beer, right? |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
591 |
Let's drink to your health! |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
592 |
Last ones on me! |
1.2716 |
0.06807 |
81 |
66 |
8 |
7 |
593 |
I guess another beer wouldn't kill me. |
1.2716 |
0.06807 |
81 |
66 |
8 |
7 |
594 |
Here pal, what could possibly go wrong? |
1.2716 |
0.06807 |
81 |
66 |
8 |
7 |
595 |
I never met a celebrity before. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
596 |
The last one’s on me. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
597 |
Oh c’mon, one won’t kill you! |
1.2716 |
0.06807 |
81 |
66 |
8 |
7 |
598 |
I'll wait for you in the car. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
599 |
Thanks for giving me back my car keys, mister. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
600 |
Bottoms up. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
601 |
My wife should be here in a few minutes. Have a beer. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
602 |
Hey buddy, care to join me for last call? |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
603 |
How did you know I’d like the Pale Ale? |
1.2716 |
0.05559 |
81 |
61 |
18 |
2 |
604 |
No, thanks. I'm tonight's designated reaper. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
605 |
Whatever doesn't kill you! |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
606 |
Want a drink? You look like death. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
607 |
I promise this is my last one. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
608 |
Here's to new beginnings. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
609 |
C'mon, one drink wouldn't kill you. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
610 |
I don't need your assistance. When I get home tonight my wife's going to kill me. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
611 |
Well, OK. But I insist - the last round's on me. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
612 |
Naw--let's stick around a little longer. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
613 |
Steve? Is that you? |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
614 |
No thanks...that stuff will kill you. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
615 |
Join me? |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
616 |
C'mon, give it a try--it won't kill ya'! |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
617 |
1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Gif me a minute, I'll dwive you there m'self. |
1.2683 |
0.06504 |
82 |
66 |
10 |
6 |
618 |
No, thanks. You know what they say, "an eternity on the hips." |
1.2683 |
0.06504 |
82 |
66 |
10 |
6 |
619 |
."Hi. Waiting for someone. ?" |
1.2683 |
0.06268 |
82 |
65 |
12 |
5 |
620 |
None for me, booze is the real killer |
1.2683 |
0.06268 |
82 |
65 |
12 |
5 |
621 |
No, I don’t have any plans this evening. Why do you ask? |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
622 |
It's no longer happy hour. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
623 |
Thank you, but just so you know, I have a boyfriend. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
624 |
"Believe it or not, I'm actually here for the hat". |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
625 |
I do believe I would settle for that head and body. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
626 |
Death? Hi, Death, I'm Joe. |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
627 |
I'm more of a Bloody Mary guy myself. |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
628 |
I'd love to, but it'll just go right through me. |
1.2658 |
0.06909 |
79 |
65 |
7 |
7 |
629 |
How many years does a floral yet hoppy IPA from Vermont get me? |
1.2658 |
0.06670 |
79 |
64 |
9 |
6 |
630 |
Thanks for takin’ care of the mother-in-law |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
631 |
To death. |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
632 |
You bet your life I would! |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
633 |
Aw, c'mon. Have a beer...it's not gonna kill you! |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
634 |
Hey, pal, why so grim? |
1.2658 |
0.06670 |
79 |
64 |
9 |
6 |
635 |
C'mon life is short, live a littel! |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
636 |
Would you like to have a beer-death experience? |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
637 |
It's good for the soul. |
1.2658 |
0.05614 |
79 |
60 |
17 |
2 |
638 |
Who’s a guy gotta kill to get a drink around here? |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
639 |
Thanks, here's to a long life |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
640 |
Here's to the Middle Class whom I shall remember with fondness. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
641 |
No buddy, to your health. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
642 |
About that "last call" you just responded to... |
1.2658 |
0.06670 |
79 |
64 |
9 |
6 |
643 |
I take it you're not a happy drunk |
1.2658 |
0.06670 |
79 |
64 |
9 |
6 |
644 |
Normally I wouldn't be caught dead in this dive. |
1.2658 |
0.06670 |
79 |
64 |
9 |
6 |
645 |
Skull! |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
646 |
My boss is the devil too! |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
647 |
Why is it I always get stuck with the tab? |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
648 |
No thanks, I'm your Designated Driver. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
649 |
It’s on me, Mr Bannon! |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
650 |
Thanks, but I think you’d better drink both of them. |
1.2658 |
0.06670 |
79 |
64 |
9 |
6 |
651 |
Last call? You have no idea. |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
652 |
I guess one, wouldn't kill me. |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
653 |
Thanks. But not while I’m working. |
1.2658 |
0.05614 |
79 |
60 |
17 |
2 |
654 |
Maybe I don’t want to ‘live a little.’ |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
655 |
Well, my wife sure warned me there'd be hell to pay when I got the tab! |
1.2658 |
0.06670 |
79 |
64 |
9 |
6 |
656 |
You’re looking a little grim. This one’s on me. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
657 |
Relax pal! You look like death hungover. |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
658 |
I'm willing to reach across the aisle if you are. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
659 |
You go ahead. I'll wait. |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
660 |
Here's to thankless jobs - but hey, at least we're working, right? |
1.2658 |
0.06670 |
79 |
64 |
9 |
6 |
661 |
No thanks. I'm reaping later. |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
662 |
Thanks! I'd toast you, too, but you're already toast. |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
663 |
Seriously, drink will definitely be the death of you. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
664 |
You don't know who I am, do you? |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
665 |
Thanks, but it goes right through me. |
1.2609 |
0.07344 |
69 |
57 |
6 |
6 |
666 |
If you can lose your job to automation . . .who's next? |
1.2597 |
0.06768 |
77 |
63 |
8 |
6 |
667 |
No thanks. Where you're going, you'll wish you had both. |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
668 |
This takes blacking out to a whole new level. |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
669 |
'Would I be interested in a COLD ONE? Huh? You tryin' to be funny, mister?' |
1.2597 |
0.06511 |
77 |
62 |
10 |
5 |
670 |
I'll wait for you in the car. |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
671 |
Okay, but the next one's on me |
1.2597 |
0.06511 |
77 |
62 |
10 |
5 |
672 |
Now that tax reform is done, you're all that's left. |
1.2597 |
0.06768 |
77 |
63 |
8 |
6 |
673 |
No thanks, I don't drink on the job. |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
674 |
It's on me-they just repealed my tax. |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
675 |
I wouldn't be too worried about racking up a tab if I were you either. |
1.2586 |
0.06300 |
58 |
44 |
13 |
1 |
676 |
No thanks, I'm the designated... Oh, what the hell, one's not going to kill me, right? |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
677 |
OK. But just one more - then we really gotta go! |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
678 |
No, thanks. I try not to drink and scythe. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
679 |
Now that you mention it, I do come here often. But most people don't call me baby. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
680 |
Have a beer on me and tell me all about your next appointment. |
1.2533 |
0.06869 |
75 |
62 |
7 |
6 |
681 |
This one’s on me. It’s last call. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
682 |
'No thanks, I don't like to drink and scythe.' |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
683 |
Well okay, I suppose another one won't kill me. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
684 |
One's not gonna kill you... |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
685 |
Taste this new microbrew. It’s killer. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
686 |
No thanks, you'll need it when you see who's up there. |
1.2533 |
0.07126 |
75 |
63 |
5 |
7 |
687 |
Drink up. You can't take it with you. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
688 |
My pleasure. I had a very good year. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
689 |
No, let me buy. It's quite literally last call. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
690 |
I can’t. I’m your designated driver. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
691 |
Thanks, but I'm working. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
692 |
I can tell you, that stuff will kill you. |
1.2533 |
0.06869 |
75 |
62 |
7 |
6 |
693 |
Thanks my man; I'll wait till you're done. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
694 |
You look like death warmed over. Have a frosty one? |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
695 |
Just in time for the last call! |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
696 |
No thanks. I'm still on the job. |
1.2533 |
0.07126 |
75 |
63 |
5 |
7 |
697 |
Shall we go merrily into this good night? |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
698 |
Thanks, I'd kill for one. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
699 |
Here's to the "death tax"! |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
700 |
You look like a pale ale kind of guy. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
701 |
Yes, thanks. That'll buy you another 15 minutes. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
702 |
Here fella, have a drink. It doesn't look like it could do you any harm. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
703 |
How do they toast people where you come from? |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
704 |
My doctor said stop drinking. But what’s it going to do, kill me? |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
705 |
Bottoms up, Harry, it's last call. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
706 |
Drink as much as you want. I'll drive. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
707 |
No thanks, I'm still on the clock |
1.2533 |
0.05400 |
75 |
57 |
17 |
1 |
708 |
Killer week? |
1.2533 |
0.07126 |
75 |
63 |
5 |
7 |
709 |
Is it offensive if I say l'Chaim? |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
710 |
You had me at "hello". |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
711 |
Such a relief not to have to worry about end-of-life care. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
712 |
Oh, come on; one beer won't kill ya! |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
713 |
Thanks, but I never drink when I’m working. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
714 |
I might be grim, but I still enjoy Happy Hour. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
715 |
To life, to life , l'chiam |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
716 |
I will gladly join you but then there’s somewhere you have to be. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
717 |
Sure. One more won't kill me. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
718 |
OK OK you CAN take it with you. |
1.2533 |
0.05400 |
75 |
57 |
17 |
1 |
719 |
Yes, I will share a beer with you Mr. Miller, since it is your time. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
720 |
I'll wait. |
1.2533 |
0.05400 |
75 |
57 |
17 |
1 |
721 |
Last call. Care to join me? |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
722 |
No, thanks. Go ahead and drink up. You're won't be driving tonight. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
723 |
Thanks! Work was murder this week. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
724 |
Sure, I'll have one. After all, it is last call! |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
725 |
You just need to live a little. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
726 |
Why don't you finish them both and speed things up for me? |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
727 |
Always good to get a drink in before the graveyard shift |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
728 |
Well - only if you're driving. |
1.2533 |
0.06869 |
75 |
62 |
7 |
6 |
729 |
Make it one for the Reaper, and one more for the road. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
730 |
Enjoy them while you can because this is last call. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
731 |
I got a call from your liver. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
732 |
You should have yours 'to go!' |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
733 |
You voted for Trump too? Sweet. Want some of this antifreeze? Never tried it before but it sure smells good and I heard it gets you really fucked up. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
734 |
This one is on me pal, please tell me it's your day off. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
735 |
No, I won't join you, but ironically you will be joining me. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
736 |
Here's the deal. First one finished has to leave ... alone. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
737 |
You're just in time. I'm running a tab. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
738 |
Is that a draft or is it me? |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
739 |
To Life! |
1.2533 |
0.06869 |
75 |
62 |
7 |
6 |
740 |
How about a stiff one? |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
741 |
I'd rather have a Zombie. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
742 |
Here's to Life! |
1.2533 |
0.07126 |
75 |
63 |
5 |
7 |
743 |
No thank you, I'm going to be your designated driver, tonight! |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
744 |
Drink up, you deserve it! You got that tax bill passed! |
1.2533 |
0.07126 |
75 |
63 |
5 |
7 |
745 |
Drink up...it's LAST call. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
746 |
Just one. It goes right through me. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
747 |
Well I've just met you and I don't think you're a buzz kill at all. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
748 |
One more before I go? |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
749 |
You look like hell. Have one on me. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
750 |
No Thanks. I’m waiting for someone. Drink up. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
751 |
Well I guess one won't kill me! |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
752 |
Have a drink. You're looking grim. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
753 |
Do you stutter or really say’last last call’? |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
754 |
To good spirits! |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
755 |
Here's to life, or what's left of it. |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
756 |
I suppose one wouldn’t kill me. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
757 |
I always just miss happy hour. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
758 |
Oh yes, after I swipe off that head. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
759 |
Relax! I'm just here to unwind between clients. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
760 |
I thought you were dead! |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
761 |
Here, you can get me the next time. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
762 |
A beer death experience |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
763 |
No thanks, I am on the job. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
764 |
Thanks, buddy, I'm here for you too-- drink's on me! |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
765 |
You look like you need this more than I do, buddy. |
1.2533 |
0.05400 |
75 |
57 |
17 |
1 |
766 |
Fears! |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
767 |
You better “chug” those. |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
768 |
Farmer, ay? |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
769 |
Bet you can’t kill this beer! |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
770 |
Thanks, but it might affect my aim. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
771 |
I said I wanted a bier. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
772 |
Oh come on, one little beer isn't gonna kill you. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
773 |
Umm, yes. I suppose I have been 'killing it' today. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
774 |
Oh no thank you, I'm working |
1.2500 |
0.06786 |
76 |
63 |
7 |
6 |
775 |
May you be in heaven half an hour befor the devil knows you're dead. |
1.2500 |
0.06786 |
76 |
63 |
7 |
6 |
776 |
Here you go,Pal. Maybe this will take the edge off. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
777 |
Go ahead, drink 'em both. It's last call, for you. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
778 |
Thanks, but I need something stiffer after the day I've had. |
1.2466 |
0.06974 |
73 |
61 |
6 |
6 |
779 |
To good health!? Guess again pal. |
1.2466 |
0.05080 |
73 |
55 |
18 |
0 |
780 |
Cheer up. If they wipe out cancer, another disease will come along. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
781 |
Okay, one more than I really have to kill you. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
782 |
Sorry, I'm working. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
783 |
If you had a chest this would put some hair on it. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
784 |
I guess when they said "last call" they really meant it. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
785 |
Yea, okay. But we still have to leave together |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
786 |
C'mon, it's Happy Hour. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
787 |
Thanks, I’d kill for a beer. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
788 |
No thanks. I don't drink when I'm working. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
789 |
Here -- looks like I don't have time for both. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
790 |
You'll need one for the road |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
791 |
Thanks for the beer, this new job is killing me. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
792 |
No thanks ... I don't drown sorrows. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
793 |
Hey Buddy, how about a cold one? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
794 |
Sorry, I'm on the job. And when I mess up, people live. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
795 |
Just so you know, I'm about to bring a whole new meaning to "Last Call." |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
796 |
No thanks, I already drank myself to death. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
797 |
Triple IPA from Vermont, it's to die for. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
798 |
Ok, I heard ya, Mister Last Call |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
799 |
To your health! |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
800 |
Thanks, but I'm not allowed to drink on the job. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
801 |
Yes, it’s really me but you have nothing to worry about. I work for the Department of Health and Human Services now. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
802 |
That damn cardiologist saved another one, huh. Here ya go, Grimmy. First round is on me. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
803 |
Ah, come on, one more won't kill you! |
1.2466 |
0.06974 |
73 |
61 |
6 |
6 |
804 |
Mondays, am I right? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
805 |
Thanks Bannon |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
806 |
I usually wait till last call |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
807 |
Cold and stiff, just as you like 'em. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
808 |
No thanks. I'll just go wait in the car. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
809 |
Sure. What the hell. You only have time to drink one anyway. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
810 |
Yes, it's actually quite similar to Margaritaville! |
1.2466 |
0.07241 |
73 |
62 |
4 |
7 |
811 |
No disrespect, but it's happy hour. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
812 |
Thanks, but they go right through me. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
813 |
Why not? I've got time to kill." |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
814 |
No thanks, I stick to pale ales. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
815 |
The Gravediggers' Union salutes you, Sir. |
1.2466 |
0.07241 |
73 |
62 |
4 |
7 |
816 |
To your health, old buddy. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
817 |
I'll buy you a round if you don't mind stopping by the White House. |
1.2466 |
0.07241 |
73 |
62 |
4 |
7 |
818 |
I'd love one--work was hell today. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
819 |
Have one on me! I hear it’s last call. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
820 |
If I were you, I'd drink both! |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
821 |
I'm guessing you've probably never had an IPA? |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
822 |
It's a quarter to three. Now why do you think there's no one else here except you and me? |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
823 |
You win. Less filling. Now let’s go. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
824 |
Hey buddy, have a beer. Just one won’t kill ya! |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
825 |
Drink up american, it's your last happy hour. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
826 |
I'd share but it looks like I'm not driving tonight. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
827 |
I'm really not supposed to drink with the customers. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
828 |
Steve Bannon, you look like you could use a drink. |
1.2466 |
0.06974 |
73 |
61 |
6 |
6 |
829 |
This craft beer is to die for. |
1.2466 |
0.05080 |
73 |
55 |
18 |
0 |
830 |
Here ya go, pal. I'm driving. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
831 |
You Uber guys are everywhere! |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
832 |
Here's to one last round for the road. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
833 |
Thanks, but I prefer a Bloody Mary. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
834 |
One more before closing? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
835 |
I wish I could bring an early end to 2017, too. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
836 |
Busy year, huh? |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
837 |
Thanks, but... you need it more than I do. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
838 |
Here's to a long and happy life! |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
839 |
Are you familiar with the phrase: 'dead drunk?' |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
840 |
Come on. It won't kill you. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
841 |
Sorry I don't drink on the job |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
842 |
Not while I'm in uniform, but thanks anyway. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
843 |
Here's to you, Ghost of Christmas future! |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
844 |
Cheer up. The GOP is eliminating Obamacare. |
1.2466 |
0.06974 |
73 |
61 |
6 |
6 |
845 |
Last call...indeed. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
846 |
Last round is on me. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
847 |
To the future! |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
848 |
That's not what I meant by 'It's your turn'. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
849 |
Here's to looking at death straight in the eye! |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
850 |
Looks like I won’t have to pay my tab today, so might as well |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
851 |
C'mon Death, live a little. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
852 |
Tough day at work too? |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
853 |
One more before I go? |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
854 |
This stuff will be the death of me, but cheers anyway friend! |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
855 |
Thanks, but it just goes right through me. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
856 |
Better make that ‘to go,’ bud. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
857 |
No thanks. Beer goes right through me. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
858 |
Cheer up, there’s another election in 2020. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
859 |
No thanks - when I drink and scythe, they occasionally arrive alive. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
860 |
Thanks, but I'm working. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
861 |
I'm waiting for happy hour to end. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
862 |
You're not going to finish that. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
863 |
Why not? I hate doing my job sober. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
864 |
Why yes thank you, I'll have one. After all it's last call. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
865 |
Hell yes, I'll wait 'til you drink both. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
866 |
Thanks no, but can you give me a ride home? |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
867 |
Thanks, but you're going need that more than I do. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
868 |
Happy Hour isn't the only thing about to end. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
869 |
Have a drink, it won't kill you. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
870 |
How 'bout one more for the road... |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
871 |
You're thinking of my father, Time. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
872 |
Have a drink buddy, it's not like it will kill you |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
873 |
You've never heard of Happy Hour? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
874 |
I'm dying to have a drink with you, buddy. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
875 |
Where have you been all my life? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
876 |
It won't change my mind. |
1.2466 |
0.06974 |
73 |
61 |
6 |
6 |
877 |
Thank you, I'm as dry as a bone. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
878 |
Thanks, but that’s not the bier I was talking about. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
879 |
Live a little. You only die once! |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
880 |
Geez, buddy, looks like you could use a drink! |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
881 |
I can't. GOP's got me working overtime. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
882 |
You go ahead. I'll wait. |
1.2466 |
0.05441 |
73 |
56 |
16 |
1 |
883 |
Thanks, I have something for you too. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
884 |
Drink too much, and tomorrow morning's gonna be hell. |
1.2466 |
0.05441 |
73 |
56 |
16 |
1 |
885 |
Toast? ...I'm not toast, you're toast. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
886 |
Thanks, but I don't drink on the job. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
887 |
Sure, we share a couple of drinks, some laughs, but believe me, it's not going to end well. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
888 |
You're welcome, sir. Now, do you remember saying you were dying for a drink? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
889 |
Here's mud in your eye-socket! |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
890 |
Now God can just swipe left, and I'm out of a job. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
891 |
Is it gluten-free? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
892 |
C'mon, I voted for your guy. |
1.2466 |
0.06974 |
73 |
61 |
6 |
6 |
893 |
Cheers! Looks like a great year for you Republicans! |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
894 |
What doesn't kill you....oh wait |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
895 |
Thanks, but I'm driving. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
896 |
Thanks pal, you're a real life saver! |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
897 |
Are you celebrating Trump too? |
1.2466 |
0.07241 |
73 |
62 |
4 |
7 |
898 |
Hey gorgeous! |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
899 |
I don't have time for a drink, and neither do you. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
900 |
Very tempting, but I'm on the clock. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
901 |
To Death! Let us part. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
902 |
Thanks, but no. I'm the designated driver. |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
903 |
No thanks. Alcohol goes right through me. |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
904 |
It's a little yeasty, but it won't kill you. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
905 |
Just one...I'm reaping tonight...and by the way... |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
906 |
Here ya go buddy. Nobody's happy ALL the time. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
907 |
Why so grim? This one's on me. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
908 |
Bold move Jimmie, but I'm not here for you! |
1.2394 |
0.07361 |
71 |
61 |
3 |
7 |
909 |
Not the "cold one" I was talking about. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
910 |
My place or yours? |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
911 |
Yea, I always stick around for last call |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
912 |
Someone said last call?? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
913 |
Drink up.....Last call! |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
914 |
None for me, thanks, that stuff'll kill you. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
915 |
You look different from your profile photo. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
916 |
Just one, then we gotta go |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
917 |
You're a scythe for sore eyes, too, pal. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
918 |
Alright, just the one. Then I really must take you to this after-hours place. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
919 |
You keep it. It’s almost last call. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
920 |
Sure, why not? Call me the ghost of Christmas Pabst. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
921 |
No, thanks. You’re driving tonight. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
922 |
Aw, c'mon, one beer won't kill ya. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
923 |
That wasn't the happy hour bell, Bob. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
924 |
Nah keep it, beer just goes right through me. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
925 |
'It's yours now, the guy sitting here just dissapeared" |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
926 |
Here's to your health. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
927 |
Hey! I bet you'd like a cold one. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
928 |
Let's drink to my health! |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
929 |
You do know happy hour ends at ends at 7, right? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
930 |
No, I insist. Last call's on me. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
931 |
Thanks, I could kill for a beer right now. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
932 |
Feel like killing a beer or two, mister? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
933 |
Thanks, but I’ve already had so much, that could be the death of me. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
934 |
No thanks, you're driving |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
935 |
Come on...one drink won't kill you. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
936 |
'A better place,' you say? I guess we'll see, but this place sets the bar pretty high. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
937 |
I guess I won't be driving, so I'll have two. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
938 |
No, my friend, Happy Hour it isn't. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
939 |
Take off your coat, honey, put down your mop, and let's get acquainted. |
1.2394 |
0.07082 |
71 |
60 |
5 |
6 |
940 |
I guess this really is “last call”! |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
941 |
One for the roadkill. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
942 |
Have a beer, buddy...you look like death warmed over. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
943 |
Ironically, you missed last call. But I got you. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
944 |
Norm!!!! |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
945 |
Well aren't you a scythe for sore eyes. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
946 |
Does this mean Happy Hour is over? |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
947 |
It'll take the edge off. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
948 |
I can't tonight, I'm the designated scyther. |
1.2353 |
0.06986 |
68 |
57 |
6 |
5 |
949 |
I'm not sure which team is yours, but I hope they win. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
950 |
No, thanks, I'm waiting for some health nut. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
951 |
Hey pal have a beer. You look like death warmed over. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
952 |
This winter ale is to die for. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
953 |
I ordered two. The bartender told me it would be last call. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
954 |
I really shouldn't, I'm on the clock. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
955 |
Buddy, my name’s not ‘Shweety’, and I promise you don’t want to come home with me. |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
956 |
Here's to tomorrow! |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
957 |
Oh come on, have another drink. It won't kill ya. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
958 |
You must be dying for a beer. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
959 |
Let's drink! To Trump care! |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
960 |
C'mon...just a couple more and I'll drive you home. |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
961 |
He doesn't get here 'til 10. Would you like a beer while you wait? |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
962 |
I killed it today. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
963 |
Kinda gives new meaning to "one for the road," now doesn't it. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
964 |
No thank you. I don't drink when I'm working. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
965 |
Here you go, buddy. You kinda look like death warmed over. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
966 |
C'mon buddy, get a life! |
1.2353 |
0.06986 |
68 |
57 |
6 |
5 |
967 |
To life, indeed. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
968 |
Come on, have one! It won't kill you! |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
969 |
No thanks, I prefer a bier. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
970 |
You bet it’s frustrating. They’re so absorbed in their smartphones, it’s like I’m not even there! |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
971 |
Do I look dehydrated? |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
972 |
The boss says texting is more efficient. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
973 |
No thanks- that stuff just goes right through me |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
974 |
Hey, my Guardian Angel is running late. Want a beer? |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
975 |
Thanks, but I prefer something dark with a nice bitter finish. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
976 |
Keep it, you're gonna want to forget this. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
977 |
Ordering a second round, now that I see I will not be picking up the tab. |
1.2353 |
0.07293 |
68 |
58 |
4 |
6 |
978 |
Okay, but that's the last one. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
979 |
Sure, but let's not drink to your health. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
980 |
Cheers, I guess I won't have to pay off my tab! |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
981 |
I'll tell you, it's a real change of pace having men in Hollywood kill their own careers for once. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
982 |
Hey, can you make it two? Taxes will be here in a minute. |
1.2353 |
0.06986 |
68 |
57 |
6 |
5 |
983 |
One more for the road? |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
984 |
No thanks, I'm sorta your designated driver. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
985 |
It’d take more than a beer |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
986 |
Come on, things can't be that grim. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
987 |
Come on, one more won't kill us |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
988 |
Long day? |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
989 |
We'll need to get those to go. |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
990 |
To the future! |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
991 |
I'm a spirits man myself |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
992 |
C’mon. It ain’t gonna kill ya. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
993 |
That's a nice gesture, but it won't postpone the inevitable. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
994 |
Oh c'mon. It can wait.. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
995 |
Don't beer the reaper. |
1.2353 |
0.06986 |
68 |
57 |
6 |
5 |
996 |
Thanks, but my way is faster. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
997 |
No, thanks. I’m your designated scyther. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
998 |
See...Not so grim. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
999 |
Come on, have a beer. It won't kill ya. |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
1000 |
Oh no, beer goes right through me |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
1001 |
I said, ‘D.O.A.,’ not ‘I.P.A.’ |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1002 |
C'mon, lighten up. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1003 |
I might as well. I'll have to pay your tab anyways. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1004 |
Thanks! I'm hoping 2018 is even better. |
1.2353 |
0.05590 |
68 |
53 |
14 |
1 |
1005 |
I think right now you need that more than me... |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
1006 |
I can't. I'm working. |
1.2353 |
0.05182 |
68 |
52 |
16 |
0 |
1007 |
If you,ve got the time, I've got the bier. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1008 |
C'mon brother - like it's gonna kill you to have a drink ... |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
1009 |
Thanks. I’ll have both when we’re through here. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
1010 |
Last call you say? |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
1011 |
No thanks. It just runs right through me. |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
1012 |
I could really use one of those after the eternity I've had. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
1013 |
It's a quarter to three, there's no one in the place, except you and me. . . |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1014 |
Which Network you headed to next ? |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
1015 |
Here, try not to be so Grim. |
1.2353 |
0.06986 |
68 |
57 |
6 |
5 |
1016 |
Us Giants fans got to stick together |
1.2353 |
0.07293 |
68 |
58 |
4 |
6 |
1017 |
No one's ever offered... |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
1018 |
'Lchaim', to life'. |
1.2353 |
0.06986 |
68 |
57 |
6 |
5 |
1019 |
No, you idiot, I said it's time for a "bier." |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1020 |
No thanks, draft beer goes right through me. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1021 |
Hammered before sickle! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1022 |
Is it organic? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1023 |
OK. But just one more - then we really gotta go! |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1024 |
No thanks, we're not staying long. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1025 |
Hey pal have a beer. You look like death warmed over. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1026 |
Thanks for the offer, but you're still going to hell. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1027 |
I must say, sir, your kind offer makes my purpose for being here a bit more difficult. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1028 |
It’s closing time, dude. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1029 |
I'll have to pass. I cut wheat, i don't drink it. Gluten can kill ya. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1030 |
I can't. I'm your designated driver. Not that you'll survive the ride home either way but it's the principle of the thing. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1031 |
You are accepting this quite gracefully. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1032 |
Oh no--that stuff will kill you. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1033 |
Here's to the repeal of the Death Tax. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1034 |
Nah, it’s just gonna go right through me. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1035 |
No, no. I said, "You're toast". |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1036 |
I must have the wrong bar. This place is already dead. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1037 |
Oh...why not?! I actually have a little time to kill... |
1.2273 |
0.05629 |
66 |
52 |
13 |
1 |
1038 |
Here's to you being dead. It's been a hellish year for the rest of us. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1039 |
No thanks, you go ahead. After all, it is last call. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1040 |
Better drink up, pal. It's last call. |
1.2273 |
0.05629 |
66 |
52 |
13 |
1 |
1041 |
Hey pal, you here on business or pleasure? |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1042 |
Sure. One last stout before I check you out? |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1043 |
Drink up! I'm your designated driver. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1044 |
You looked younger in your pictures. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1045 |
Nice try. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1046 |
There's closing time, and there's Closing Time. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1047 |
No thanks. I'm tonight's designated driver. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1048 |
Are you sure? It’s last call. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1049 |
I'm waiting until you get behind the wheel. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1050 |
Let’s have one more before we go. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1051 |
It's really not MY health we should be toasting. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1052 |
Thanks, but I can't really show you Christmas Future |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1053 |
This IPA is to die for! |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1054 |
I never drink when I am on the job. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1055 |
I promise, it's gluten free. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1056 |
You look like you could use this more than me. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1057 |
Okay, one for the road to Hell. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1058 |
How about a cold one? |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1059 |
No thank you, that stuff goes right through me. |
1.2273 |
0.05629 |
66 |
52 |
13 |
1 |
1060 |
Come on, man, one drink won't kill you. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1061 |
Do you have any idea how tired I am of hearing, "How's 'bout one more for the road?"? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1062 |
Why not? I can always get an Uber. |
1.2188 |
0.05208 |
64 |
50 |
14 |
0 |
1063 |
I don't want to sound grim, but I prefer to drink alone. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1064 |
Why not? It won't kill me. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1065 |
Thanks, but not when I'm working. Did you happen to notice your ex in the parking lot? |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1066 |
Nope, and I don't pay taxes, either. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1067 |
Whatever happened to "Death be not proud"? Lemme buy you a drink! |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1068 |
This’ll raise your spirits. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1069 |
It's really dark. You'll like it. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1070 |
Nah...One more'll kill me. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1071 |
That stuff goes right through me. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1072 |
Well Jasper, when I say "Time Gentlemen" it has a slightly different meaning. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1073 |
This beer is to die for! |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1074 |
Naw, beer just goes right through me. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1075 |
You the socially responsible guy who called for Uber? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1076 |
Is that light beer? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1077 |
Here’s to the economy! |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1078 |
No, I don't want to take your last one! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1079 |
I suppose one beer wouldn't kill me. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1080 |
Hey Slim, let’s drink to your health. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1081 |
That's the spirit! |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1082 |
Man, I'd not kill for a beer! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1083 |
No, thank you. I'm on duty now. |
1.2188 |
0.05208 |
64 |
50 |
14 |
0 |
1084 |
stick around, happy hour's a killer here |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1085 |
Here's to hoping you're wearing a costume and not a uniform. |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1086 |
No thanks, buddy, that stuff will kill you... |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1087 |
Not for me. I’m the designated scyther. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1088 |
Yeah, you don't recognize me do you? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1089 |
Have one! Don't be a killjoy. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1090 |
Let's skip the first part, and just toast to taxes. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1091 |
Go for it. What is chugging two beers going to do, kill you? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1092 |
Did you hear the one about the guy who dropped dead at last call? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1093 |
Let's drink to a swift end to 2017! |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1094 |
Thanks. I'm in the mood for a cold one. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1095 |
C'mon buddy, get a life! |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1096 |
You're late. Beer? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1097 |
It’s just that my wife is cheating. And if anything happens to the guy, she’ll know it was me. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1098 |
Flirting with Death. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1099 |
Here's to 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.' |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1100 |
You DO realize this is not a Halloween costume, right? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1101 |
Relax, it's the bartender's job to announce last call. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1102 |
And Happy Last Year to you! |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1103 |
Is it a frosted mug? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1104 |
...and another just like it if you take her damn dog too. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1105 |
Have a seat, I've been waiting for you. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1106 |
Here . . . you look like you need this more than I do. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1107 |
Ah, what the hell. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1108 |
So, one drink won’t kill you. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1109 |
Look, man. Just because you're feeling grim that doesn't make us brothers. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1110 |
Hey fella, why so grim? |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1111 |
The way I figure, it sure beats dying alone. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1112 |
No thanks, I'd rather die |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1113 |
Thanks. Next bier's on me. |
1.2188 |
0.07542 |
64 |
56 |
2 |
6 |
1114 |
I said I'm buyin', not dyin' |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1115 |
No drinking when I'm on the job. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1116 |
Sure, what the heck -- the wife keeps telling me to be less grim. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1117 |
I would but I'm gluten free. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1118 |
When the barkeep shouts, 'Last call!' I better take him more seriously. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1119 |
Last one? If you say so. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1120 |
You just missed 'last call', buddy. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1121 |
Trust me. You need it more than I do. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1122 |
One last pint before we go??? |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1123 |
Like I always say, "there are no strangers, only friends I haven't met yet." |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1124 |
Let me buy you a beer. Ive been dying to meet you. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1125 |
No thanks. Happy hour really isn't my thing. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1126 |
No no I can’t... I’m waiting for a Donald Trump |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1127 |
Don’t think buying me a drink means I won’t leave with you. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1128 |
You're too late but you can have his beer if you want. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1129 |
Why don’t you try living for a change? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1130 |
I'm afraid we're cutting you off |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1131 |
Sure, why not drink to your health? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1132 |
Join me for a bier? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1133 |
' Last call' ? Well, if you insist. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1134 |
One of us will have a good year. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1135 |
Why so grim?! |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1136 |
Your generosity will be the death of me. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1137 |
Thanks, but I need to stay sharp. |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1138 |
My friend, that'll buy you a day. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1139 |
Another guy offered me ‘White House Chief Strategist.’ |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1140 |
You might as well drink both. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1141 |
Good thing dead men tell no tales. My wife would kill me if she knew I was here. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1142 |
No thanks, that stuff'll kill you. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1143 |
No thanks-- I'm trying to cut down. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1144 |
"No thanks, I'm looking for a bier". |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1145 |
Now THAT'S a 'last call'! |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1146 |
Here's hoping it's Halloween. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1147 |
Here's to the last last call. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1148 |
“Bottoms up?” I’ll pass that along to your undertaker. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1149 |
I am supposed to take you with me at 5, but sure, why not, its not 5 o'clock somewhere. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1150 |
Normally I don’t feel like death until the next morning. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1151 |
Maybe in a minute. My shift is just about over. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1152 |
I never drink on the job, but leave it there my shift's almost over. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1153 |
Drink up! I hear the death tax got axed. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1154 |
Congratulations on your appointment as the new Secretary of Defense. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1155 |
I'd kill for a drink. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1156 |
Trust me, this one won't kill you. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1157 |
Cheers to the Reaper of hops, barley and souls. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1158 |
You look like death, have a drink! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1159 |
Thanks, but I don't drink and scythe. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1160 |
My pleasure. Drive careful, hear? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1161 |
So what line of work are you in? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1162 |
I'll pass, thank you. I have no stomach for beer...no stomach at all. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1163 |
Sure, I'll have one more. What could it hurt? |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1164 |
You look like I feel. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1165 |
Ask not for whom the beer tolls, it tolls for thee. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1166 |
You look like you could use a cold one. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1167 |
That's the spirit! |
1.2188 |
0.05208 |
64 |
50 |
14 |
0 |
1168 |
Hey, live a little! |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1169 |
I never drink on the job. Besides, you need it more than I do. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1170 |
What do you mean, "last call"? It's only 10:00!? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1171 |
Thanks, but I don't drink when I'm working. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1172 |
Well, if we're off to the hot place, let's share a cold one first! |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1173 |
Here! Wipe that grim off your face. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1174 |
The Fire-and-Brim-Stone IPA is a little hoppy, but I think you'll like it. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1175 |
Yes, please! That stuff will kill you! |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1176 |
Better not. I don't want to lose my edge. |
1.2182 |
0.06712 |
55 |
45 |
8 |
2 |
1177 |
You look like death warmed over, here have one! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1178 |
Yeah, I've done lawn work too. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1179 |
Nah, that stuff goes right through me. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1180 |
I said Grim Reaper, not gimmebeer |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1181 |
Well, my shift starts in 10 minutes, but I guess my passengers can wait. |
1.2154 |
0.07433 |
65 |
57 |
2 |
6 |
1182 |
Ladies night was better under Obama |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1183 |
No thanks, they go right through me. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1184 |
So...I guess this is last call. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1185 |
Norm!!!! |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1186 |
Let's toast your new position as Ambassador to North Korea ! |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1187 |
Hey buddy, have I ever told you about my wife. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1188 |
A final one for the road |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1189 |
You really shouldn't have. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1190 |
Go ahead It's not gonna kill ya |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1191 |
Hey buddy, what do you say we drink to long life? |
1.2154 |
0.07102 |
65 |
56 |
4 |
5 |
1192 |
No, I haven't heard the one about the unsuspecting drunk. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1193 |
And here's to grim life. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1194 |
I was expecting Jesus, but what the hell. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1195 |
Oh come on, live a little. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1196 |
Here, looks like today's been a real killer. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1197 |
How about some spirits? |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1198 |
Sure buddy, I'd be HAPPY to drive you home. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1199 |
It's the last call. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1200 |
You must be the currently live entertainment. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1201 |
I really shouldn't, but since you're driving me home... |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1202 |
no thanks- I'm dead tired today |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1203 |
Well, yes, I do love cold biers! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1204 |
That might buy you five minutes tops. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1205 |
No thanks, I’m driving. The Highway to Hell is killer this time of year. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1206 |
How about I give you a pint of Guinness and you give me an extra year? |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1207 |
Better have one with me now. Business will be booming when they end Obamacare. |
1.2154 |
0.07102 |
65 |
56 |
4 |
5 |
1208 |
Sigh... I’ve never worked this much overtime. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1209 |
Nice to see you; this place is dead. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1210 |
L'chaim, to life! Eh, never mind. I'll drink it myself. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1211 |
How many virgins? |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1212 |
Jesus! You better have one of these; you look like death warmed over. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1213 |
Extra dark, the way you like it. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1214 |
I hope you're not hitting on me, because I'm not that kind of ghoul. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1215 |
Thanks, but I never mix business with pleasure. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1216 |
Come on, have one. I'm running a tab. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1217 |
So this is really last call. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1218 |
No thanks, I’m not here for the beer. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1219 |
No thanks! I'll just wait 'til you're FINISHED! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1220 |
I’m actually working right now... Oh, whatever - I suppose one drink won’t kill me. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1221 |
Better drink up. It's your last call. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1222 |
We're the last two...you know what that means!?! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1223 |
Look at me, of course I can't hold my liquor. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1224 |
Oh, go ahead. Loosen up! You always look so grim! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1225 |
Your date stood you up, too? |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1226 |
Come on, one more won't kill us |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1227 |
And I would be delighted to buy you another round tomorrow evening. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1228 |
Thanks but beer just goes right through me. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1229 |
What's the rush? We've got all night. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1230 |
Thanks for the offer, but it just goes straight through me. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1231 |
My buddy was right. This craft beer is to die for. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1232 |
So, the Grim Reaper walks into a bar... |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1233 |
OK thanks, but it's still last call for you. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1234 |
Thanks, but a toast to good health would be a conflict of interest. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1235 |
Oh, thanks! Let's drink to your health! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1236 |
No thanks, that stuff just runs right thru me. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1237 |
No, I don't drink and scythe. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1238 |
Come on, one ain't gonna kill you! |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1239 |
One beer gonna kill yah? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1240 |
Told you, you should have stuck with cigarette s |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1241 |
Long day? |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1242 |
I'd be glad to....I have few minutes to kill anyway. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1243 |
You mean to tell me I made it through without a sexual harassment accusation? |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1244 |
To fatal liver disease! |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1245 |
This will help you forget. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1246 |
Come, a beer won't kill you. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1247 |
"A toast to being toast". |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1248 |
No, I really shouldn't. I'm on the job. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1249 |
Thanks. But that stuff will kill you. Believe me. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1250 |
A younger person took my job too. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1251 |
Do I look thirsty? |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1252 |
Sorry, beer goes right through me. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1253 |
Have a beer. I’m not ready yet |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1254 |
Fraternizing with clients is usually frowned upon but if you say it’s Belgian ... |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1255 |
Cut the wheat myself. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1256 |
No, thanks. That'll go right through me. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1257 |
This ones one me, that was my ex wife you killed last week. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1258 |
Why not. You still have 50 minutes left on the parking meter. |
1.2143 |
0.07078 |
56 |
47 |
6 |
3 |
1259 |
Here Bro, you season workers deserve it the most! |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
1260 |
Don’t worry. I only cut down those who use the word ‘artisanal.’ |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
1261 |
C'mon buddy, one beer won't kill ya! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1262 |
Don't let the repeal of the death tax get you down! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1263 |
Well, here you are, where everybody knows your name. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1264 |
Come on over and join me. Business hasn't been the same since they banned smoking. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1265 |
No thanks pal, that stuff will just run right through me. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1266 |
Here's to you friend, its nice to have company at the bar at 9 a.m. on a Tuesday. So, what do you do for a living? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1267 |
Oh come on, live a little. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1268 |
I’m just killing time. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1269 |
No it's not a Halloween costume, but I'll take the beer. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1270 |
Thanks, I am dying of thirst. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1271 |
Thanks, but I’m still on the clock. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1272 |
I’m not here for 2-for-1 happy hour. I’m here BECAUSE of 2-for l happy hour. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1273 |
'Come on- even you need a holiday". |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1274 |
Thanks, but no. My aim is lousy when I drink. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1275 |
Take my wife, please. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1276 |
Concerned for his health, Bill's therapist recommended he stop drinking alone. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1277 |
Thanks for the beer, stranger! No, I don't have a designated driver. Why do you ask? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1278 |
Thanks, but I never drink when I’m working. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1279 |
No thanks. . . I got a long night ahead of me. What's your blood type? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1280 |
No thanks, I'm a mean drunk. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1281 |
Don't be so grim, Reaper. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1282 |
No thanks, I'm still working |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1283 |
Here, when you're done, then we'll go. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1284 |
If that’s gluten free beer I’ll kill you now... |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1285 |
The last one’s on me. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1286 |
Not for me. I'm driving. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1287 |
Sorry, I'm not allowed to drink on the job. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1288 |
Cheers, or maybe not. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1289 |
Take this, Mac. You look like death warmed over. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1290 |
Go on , have a beer . After all you only live once ! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1291 |
Thanks but not thanks. I have a strict policy of not drinking while on the job. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1292 |
Care for a beer while you wait? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1293 |
Well, guess i won't be needing this one |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1294 |
Oh no, thanks, I'm a bit of a brew snob. I prefer mine dark and bitter. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1295 |
To Life! To Life! L'chayim! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1296 |
Sorry, man. I'm on the job. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1297 |
Mr Reaper- Last call-one for the road! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1298 |
I'd love to, but my Uber will be here in a minute. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1299 |
I can’t drink on the job. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1300 |
Lets drink to a long life. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1301 |
No thanks, I hear it cuts down on your life expectancy. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1302 |
The work is a bit depressing but I like the job security. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1303 |
I'm here for YOU too, buddy! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1304 |
When I said "last call" it wasn't for alcohol. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1305 |
Unfortunately I meant another kind of last call. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1306 |
Are you coming with me to the after party? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1307 |
It’s closing time. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1308 |
I usually don't drink when I am working. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1309 |
I will be your designated driver, no problem. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1310 |
No, thanks. I'm on call. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1311 |
Thanks, but I'm still reaping. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1312 |
No thanks, man, but you go ahead-- YOLO. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1313 |
I would, but I'm working. Are you Craig? |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1314 |
One more for eternity? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1315 |
I'm actually looking for a bloody Mary. Have you seen her? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1316 |
I guess we have time for one more before we go. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1317 |
You’re dead, drunk. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1318 |
Thanks, buddy. Next time I won't forget to bring my ID. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1319 |
Hey pal, do you have any advice for a guy in a dead-end job? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1320 |
I’m not falling for that again. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1321 |
Thanks, no. I’m incontinent. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1322 |
Come on. One beer ain't gonna kill ya. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1323 |
No thanks...I'm working tonight. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1324 |
Why so grim, buddy? Pint's on me. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1325 |
Never drink and scythe! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1326 |
Thanks, pal, but I never drink when I’m about to start the graveyard shift. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1327 |
Awe, come on. One won’t kill you. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1328 |
Seriously? I'm getting White Russians at all of Trump's places. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1329 |
You can drink it. It's hot where we're going. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1330 |
Pale Ale? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1331 |
Thanks, but I'm on the clock. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1332 |
No thanks. That stuff just seems to run right through me. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1333 |
No man. I'm telling you, this isn't happy hour. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1334 |
No, it wouldn't kill me to have a beer. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1335 |
All I’m saying is you wouldn’t see anyone buying the taxman a beer. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1336 |
Better not. I'm the designated reaper. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1337 |
I’m going to pass. Beer goes right through me. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1338 |
How about a little hair of the dog? You look like death. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1339 |
Sure, why not? Drinking and driving is how I got this job in the first place. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1340 |
Have a Brew Mr. Bannon |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1341 |
C'mon...one more won't kill ya! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1342 |
Here, pal. Have a cool one while you're waiting. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1343 |
You go ahead, I'm still working. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1344 |
Before we go, here's one for the road. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1345 |
Here ya go. My job sucks too. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1346 |
I better not. Beer goes right through me. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1347 |
No thanks, I'm reaping...... |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1348 |
Got time to kill a beer? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1349 |
Join you? Join me! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1350 |
Here, have one on me. You look dry as a bone! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1351 |
It won't kill you to have just one. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1352 |
Thanks - your last one's on me. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1353 |
Why so grim? Have a beer. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1354 |
No thanks, I'm your designated driver tonight. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1355 |
You had a great run as "scariest of all time," but none of us saw this administration coming. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1356 |
I am so parched, I'll give you two weeks for that beer. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1357 |
No, you have that, you're driving. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1358 |
Drink up. We'll take an Uber. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1359 |
No thanks, my Friend. Beer goes right through me these days. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1360 |
Did you see; they elimuinated the estate tax. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1361 |
No thanks. Alcohol goes right through me. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1362 |
These poor seasonal employees - they show up every November but then seem to just melt away by January... |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1363 |
Tough day at the office, am I right. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1364 |
You can't hold any liquor? - Show me! |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1365 |
Here is to certainty |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1366 |
I'm afraid this isn't a social call. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1367 |
Here, I heard you got fired by Trump. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1368 |
No thanks, I'm working. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1369 |
I've been to hell and back today |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1370 |
Here's to what ales ya. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1371 |
Have one on me. They don't serve anything on that river boat. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1372 |
Thanks, but I can't...it goes right through me. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1373 |
C'mon, just one, it's not going to kill you. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1374 |
Maybe you misunderstood. Only the Death TAX is cancelled. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1375 |
No thanks, believe me that stuff will kill you. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1376 |
Come on, one of these won’t kill you! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1377 |
One for the road paved with good intentions? Why not! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1378 |
Thanks, but YOU'RE the one dying of thirst. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1379 |
Take my wife, please. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1380 |
Cheer up, Death - it's happy hour! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1381 |
It was still a safer bet than drinking with Harvey Weinstein. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1382 |
I'd kill for a cold beer. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1383 |
OK, OK I get it. Last call. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1384 |
Have a drink – it won’t kill ya! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1385 |
Go on. What have you got to lose? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1386 |
Here, drink this slowly and I'll go grab a mop for you. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1387 |
Never had Pumpkin Spice? It's to die for. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1388 |
You're saying I won't have to pay for another drink in my life? Cheers to that! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1389 |
You look thirsty |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1390 |
So who told you I've got a big job at the White House? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1391 |
Thanks, but I'll need a mop. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1392 |
Come on, one more is not gonna kill ya |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1393 |
Sorry... I’m on duty. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1394 |
Hashtag, YOLO! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1395 |
You might as well join me while you wait. Cheers! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1396 |
Hey! Steve Bannon, right? Wanna beer? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1397 |
Hey, I see you here all the time. It's about time I buy you a beer! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1398 |
Thanks, but I said “Your time is up,” not “Bottoms up.” |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1399 |
Buy you a bier? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1400 |
No thanks. I prefer something darker. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1401 |
It's nice to have some company, this place is usually dead after midnight. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1402 |
You look like death, this one is on me. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1403 |
No thanks, I just joined Afterlife Anonymous. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1404 |
Happy hour is pretty dead around here. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1405 |
Here you go mate. This'll reap your grimness. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1406 |
Another stiff cold one? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1407 |
No thanks, I'll wait for last call. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1408 |
...or did you mean BIER? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1409 |
Let's toast to my health in 2018 |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1410 |
Bitter Ale? How did you know? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1411 |
C'mon. One drink won't kill me. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1412 |
Let me say it in terms you may understand: you're shut off. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1413 |
i’m off gluten. that stuff goes straight through me. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1414 |
No thanks, I'm on the clock. But enjoy your last drink. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1415 |
One for the road? Hope it's not the one paved with good intentions. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1416 |
Never drink and scythe! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1417 |
C'mon, one more ain't gonna kill YOU! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1418 |
I never go anywhere until I've had a few. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1419 |
No, thanks. I don't drink and scythe. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1420 |
I hear the draft beer here is to die for... |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1421 |
Looks like it’s Reaper Time! |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1422 |
You still haunting this place? |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1423 |
My last one for the day, pal. Join me? |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1424 |
Here Buddy, won't you join me? I'm drinking like there's no tomorrow. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1425 |
Oh no - life has come for me. |
1.2063 |
0.05139 |
63 |
50 |
13 |
0 |
1426 |
Care to join? My wife will kill me if I have another. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1427 |
M'name's Taxes. Care for a brewski? |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1428 |
A toast. To the good life. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1429 |
I'll be with you in a minute. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1430 |
Hey man, one for the road ok. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1431 |
Thanks, but I’m gluten free. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1432 |
A non-alcoholic beer?! ...... You're dead to me! |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
1433 |
No, thanks. I actually have a bier for you. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1434 |
Here, buddy. You look seriously dehydrated. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1435 |
One more won't kill me. |
1.2063 |
0.06848 |
63 |
54 |
5 |
4 |
1436 |
What were the odds we'd be fraternity brothers. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1437 |
No thanks. I’ve got another mass shooting tonight. |
1.2063 |
0.07212 |
63 |
55 |
3 |
5 |
1438 |
Better not, I can be a mean drunk. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1439 |
I always have time to kill. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1440 |
OK, but then that's really it. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1441 |
Have a cold one buddy, you look like death. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1442 |
Have a drink, I've been dying for some company. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1443 |
Nice try Steve but I am still not going to vote for the GOP. |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
1444 |
Til death do us part. |
1.2063 |
0.06848 |
63 |
54 |
5 |
4 |
1445 |
You only live once, am I right? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1446 |
One drink won't kill you |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1447 |
Nice job playing Steve Bannon on TV. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1448 |
Okay... but these are your last two. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1449 |
No, but thanks, I don't drink on the job. You drink them both and enjoy! I'll wait till you finish. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1450 |
Hey buddy, do you want to help me kill this beer? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1451 |
Is your name Miller by chance? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1452 |
care to join me for last call? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1453 |
I don't think you quite understand what getting rid of the Death Tax means. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1454 |
Cheers", Everybody knows your name. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1455 |
Here's mud in yer eyehole. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1456 |
Thanks pal, dare I say 'Cheers'? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1457 |
Oh, come on; one beer won't kill ya! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1458 |
Sorry, I can't. It takes the edge off. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1459 |
Thanks for the offer, but I never drink on the job or take someone's last beer. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1460 |
November 8, 2016: "Sometimes I think I should just hang up the scythe. What do you say we get hammered and sickled?" |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1461 |
I'm here to de-liver. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1462 |
You ready? I already got one for the road. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1463 |
Sorry. I can’t drink and collect. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1464 |
Steve Bannon! I never forget a face. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1465 |
Come on over. I'm in the acceptance stage. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1466 |
No, no, I wouldn't want to take your last beer. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1467 |
This is the life! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1468 |
Drink up. I'm trying to be more of a Kind Reaper. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1469 |
Would it kill ya to have a drink with me? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1470 |
Here's looking at what's left of you kid ' |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1471 |
No thanks, you are still coming with me! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1472 |
Well then, Let's drink to Liberty! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1473 |
L'chaim! Don’t be so grim. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1474 |
I'd love to, but my wife would kill me. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1475 |
This one’s on me. Next round and for eternal damnation’s on you. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1476 |
No, Thank you. 'Last Call' has a whole different meaning for me. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1477 |
Thanks, but I try not to mix business with pleasure. |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1478 |
sure one drink won't kill me. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1479 |
Yeah, yeah, I know, the end is near… Blah, blah, blah… That’s why I ordered two of these when I heard the last call… |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1480 |
Aw c'mon, one won't kill ya! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1481 |
Okay, one more drink then I really have to kill you. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1482 |
Hey friend, last call. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1483 |
None for me. One of us has to get you home safely. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1484 |
``I just lowered my cable bill by forty dollars. Not bad, huh?'' |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1485 |
I'll wait. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1486 |
Cheers! You sure know how to clear out a bar. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1487 |
Alright, but just one before we hit the road. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1488 |
Yeah, I'm dead serious - it's on me. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1489 |
What the hell, why not? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1490 |
What'd you say your name was again? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1491 |
I'd rather have you join me. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1492 |
Come for the drinks, stay for the company. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1493 |
C'mon, have a drink! You'll live longer... and me, too. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1494 |
A bier! I said I need a BIER!!! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1495 |
You look like you need a bier. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1496 |
Thanks, I don’t think he’s going to show either. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1497 |
Well, I always say,"live and let live, eh?" |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1498 |
No, thank you. I don't drink on the job. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1499 |
'To going gently into that good night'--I'll drink to that! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1500 |
Did someone say last call? |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1501 |
No, no...that's fine. You enjoy them both, Gary. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1502 |
Sorry, that stuff goes right through me |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1503 |
I never drink and reap |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1504 |
Nah, thanks, I haven't got the stomach for it. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1505 |
I'd love one, but it always goes right through me. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1506 |
No thanks, I never drink while I'm on the job. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1507 |
Looks like you could use a pick-me-up |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1508 |
Come on – one more won’t kill you! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1509 |
I'd love to but I have to go, this job is killing me. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1510 |
No thanks, I'll have a "Dark and Stormy." |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1511 |
This one's on me buddy! You look like death just walked in. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1512 |
No thanks, you have it. It's closing time. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1513 |
Thanks, Jim. I really needed a drink. I feel like death warmed over. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1514 |
"What the hell, why not, I've got a few days left to kill"! |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1515 |
I'm just taking it really hard. He was a really swell bartender. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1516 |
The bartender could not stop for death but he kindly stopped for me |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1517 |
You look like you had a tough day. Have one on me. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1518 |
Name your poison. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1519 |
I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I think I see a fellow DeadHead -right? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1520 |
Typically, I get both. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1521 |
Death be not proud. Have a beer. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1522 |
No thanks, I don't drink and you don't have the time. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1523 |
It really is last call |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1524 |
Charming! A toast to me before you're toast. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1525 |
Can't, I'm on a juice cleanse. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1526 |
Hopefully after a few more of these you'll start looking better. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1527 |
I really shouldn't drink on the job. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1528 |
Very nice of you. I'll get the next one. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1529 |
In that case... here's one for the road! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1530 |
Here's to taxes! |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1531 |
No, thanks - I'm gluten-sensitive. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1532 |
Buy me a drink and I think you'll find I'm not such a grim reaper after all. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1533 |
Before I accept, you do realize there won't be a next round for me to get? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1534 |
Great job you did on the tax cut! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1535 |
It’s a light beer for the ‘trim reaper’. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1536 |
Thanks but that’s not strong enough for the millenium I’ve had. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1537 |
Why, thank you! It's tricky making new friends in this job. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1538 |
What should we toast to? Taxes? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1539 |
Who do you have to kill to get a drink around here? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1540 |
Alright I just have one but then we have to go. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1541 |
A few more and things won't seem so grim! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1542 |
I have a better idea. Let's kill time. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1543 |
What do you mean “last call”? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1544 |
A toast, to dying in your sleep. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1545 |
You look like death warmed over. Its on me. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1546 |
What are we celebrating? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1547 |
No thanks-- I'm trying to cut down. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1548 |
Perhaps you've heard of 'last call?' |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1549 |
Here's for being such a good listener. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1550 |
No thanks, I'm working. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1551 |
Thanks, but Black Nail or Death in The Afternoon is more my style. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1552 |
Thanks but no thanks. Turns out it's a bit tricky opening my fly with this damned blade thingy. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1553 |
Thanks, but I wouldn't be caught DEAD drinking light beer... |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1554 |
Waiting for my confirmation hearing. |
1.2034 |
0.07560 |
59 |
52 |
2 |
5 |
1555 |
Here. 2017 felt like a century to me too. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1556 |
Ok, maybe just one but you'll need to go ahead and clear your tab. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1557 |
I've been subpoenaed too. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1558 |
Come on dude, a beer ain't gonna kill you. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1559 |
C’mon, its not like we’re going to need a designated driver. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1560 |
Here's to America. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1561 |
There's more where this came from if you say you never saw me! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1562 |
Go ahead, pal (hic) kill it! |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1563 |
No thanks, I’m on the clock. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1564 |
Have one on me buddy. Lighten up... You look like you've seen a ghost. |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1565 |
The last guy wanted to play chess. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1566 |
I've gotten drunk with worse than you. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1567 |
Here's looking through you, buddy. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1568 |
Jeez man, you look like death. Have a drink. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1569 |
Sorry, pal, I'm giving it up. No one's scared of the Happy Hour Reaper. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1570 |
Beer today; gone tomorrow. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1571 |
May we live forever! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1572 |
I hate to tell you this but it's Happy Hour. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1573 |
C'mon, buddy, it won't kill you. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1574 |
. . . another cold one, bartender. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1575 |
Here's looking at you - momentarily. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1576 |
Why don’t I just be the designated driver? |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1577 |
It's Miller's time. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1578 |
Okay, okay, one more, but after that, you're done. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1579 |
You'll need that where we're going. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1580 |
Sorry - don't have the stomach for it. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1581 |
Have a drink. I don’t know what’s going to happen either. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1582 |
I sure hope today is Halloween. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1583 |
No, thanks. I never drink on the job. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1584 |
I'm not ready! Have a cool one on me. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1585 |
Pick-me-up? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1586 |
Since you're here, what do you say we run up the tab? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1587 |
OK, suit yourself, but I do have time to drink both, don't I? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1588 |
Take me before the 2018 mid-terms please!! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1589 |
C'mon one beer won't kill ya...right? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1590 |
While you're waiting for your friend, have a drink on me! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1591 |
No thanks. I'm just waiting until happy hour is over. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1592 |
I'll gladly accept, thank you. However, I'm afraid I can't drink to your health. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1593 |
What's your poison? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1594 |
I suppose it wont kill me. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1595 |
The bartender disappeared. Help yourself. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1596 |
Lets get nuts! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1597 |
Have a beer.It will liven things up. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1598 |
How about helping me kill this first? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1599 |
Ballsy. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1600 |
Cold One, funny you should ask. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1601 |
No thanks, not while I'm working. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1602 |
Cheers to a long and fulfilling life. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1603 |
No thanks. If my wife finds out, I'm dead. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1604 |
I'm getting tired of feeling like the bad guy all the time |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1605 |
"Thanks, but I'm more of a dark man myself". |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1606 |
Why not, after all, it's last call for both of us. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1607 |
To last calls? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1608 |
Thanks, I'm good. You should finish both then try to drive home. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1609 |
Actually if you could drink both... I'm already behind schedule |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1610 |
One for the road? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1611 |
One for the road paved with good intentions? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1612 |
Okay, okay. One more for the road to hell. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1613 |
Knock, knock. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1614 |
Okay , okay . I get it . It's closing time . |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1615 |
Your name is Grim what? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1616 |
Come on, have one. A night off won't kill you. |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
1617 |
Might as well tie one on first. |
1.1964 |
0.06941 |
56 |
48 |
5 |
3 |
1618 |
Hey the guy you’re looking for just went home. Have one for the road. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1619 |
Well I'll be damned!! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1620 |
I'll trade you one beer for one less day in Trump's America. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1621 |
No thanks, craft beer is worse than death. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1622 |
Sorry, I'm the designated driver tonight. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1623 |
‘Bottom’s up’ is about to have a completely different meaning. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1624 |
I never drink on the job. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1625 |
Sorry, no can do. I'm on duty tonight. What did you say your name was, again? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1626 |
You’re the friendliest guy I’ve seen in D.C. all week. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1627 |
Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got, maybe I can interest you in picking out a plot? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1628 |
Shame about the bartender. Free beer? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1629 |
No thanks . . . I already have a bier. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1630 |
Can't...last one went right through me. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1631 |
C'mon, man. The time is nigh somewhere. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1632 |
No thanks, pal. I gotta cut you off. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1633 |
Have a beer and we can talk about the future. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1634 |
Careful, this stuff goes right through you. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1635 |
Do I want a cold one? You’re killing me! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1636 |
Okay, but just one. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1637 |
Thanks, but I've been on the wagon for 6 thousand years. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1638 |
Have one! What's the worst that could happen? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1639 |
Thanks, but do you mind if we pick another toast than “L'chaim”? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1640 |
Is this last call? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1641 |
You’re just in time, they’re about to repeal my healthcare! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1642 |
Come on, it will take the edge off. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1643 |
You look so grim, here have a drink. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1644 |
Yes, please! It's scary out there... |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1645 |
Ask if you can get a couple of go-cups. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1646 |
Thanks, buddy! I guess one more won't kill me. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1647 |
You want Jack's beer? He took off when you came through the door. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1648 |
Do me a favor and drink them both--really fast. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1649 |
Looks as if I’m not paying the tab so have one on me. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1650 |
No thanks pal - I'm on duty. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1651 |
Come on, one beer won't kill ya... |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1652 |
You might need a mop with this. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1653 |
No thanks, I've been in recovery for the last 5,000 years or so. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1654 |
No thanks -- it's dead in here. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1655 |
Naw. Just hold my beer. The rapture is gonna take some time. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1656 |
Have a beer, mate. You look like death. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1657 |
Are you sure you want me to "come and get it"? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1658 |
Don't worry about it. People mistake me for a Trump supporter all the time. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1659 |
Your happy hour has come. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1660 |
Tough day? I hear you are working on the Republican tax bill . Here you go. This one's on me |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1661 |
No thanks; I don't get much from beer. It passes right through me. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1662 |
How's your day going so far? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1663 |
Hey, fella, join me. It's happy hour! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1664 |
Honey, the Republicans have sent over their tax bill for us to review |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1665 |
What do you mean “today’s the day”? Yesterday you told me to “eat drink and be merry”. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1666 |
Hey buddy here you go. Are you here on business or pleasure? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1667 |
No thanks...I'm more of an 'unhappy' hour guy. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1668 |
Thanks pal, but I've got a deadline staring me in the face. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1669 |
Here pal, you look like you're dying of thirst. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1670 |
You know that shit'll kill you right? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1671 |
Sorry, bud. I can't. The GOP Tax Plan kicks 13 million Americans off their healthcare. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1672 |
Sorry, the guy across the street wouldn't serve me 'cause of some "deeply-held religious belief" |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1673 |
I've been waiting for you to show up! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1674 |
This one is on me... we Trump supporters need to stick together! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1675 |
We can sleep when we are dead. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1676 |
Com on one drink won't kill ya. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1677 |
I'll bet you both your beers I can guess the day you'll die." "You're on! |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
1678 |
Here's to dead end jobs! |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
1679 |
Don't you think it's a bit late to toast my health? |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
1680 |
You look like you've got some demons, Buddy. |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
1681 |
Based on your complexion you probably prefer an IPA. |
1.1897 |
0.05193 |
58 |
47 |
11 |
0 |
1682 |
No thanks. You know that stuff will kill you. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
1683 |
No thanks. I don't have a stomach for it. |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
1684 |
You’ve been to hell and back- this ones on me! |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
1685 |
Yes Hell did freeze over when the Astros won the World Series and I am looking for new lodgings. |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
1686 |
Binge drinking will be the me of you. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
1687 |
Thanks but that stuff goes right through me. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
1688 |
Here, have a cold one... you look like death |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
1689 |
C'mon...one more won't kill ya! |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
1690 |
Thanks buddy for the beer. I was dying for another one. So... what line of work are you in to? |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
1691 |
No thanks, I'm cutting down. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1692 |
Here's to you, Darth, or whatever your name is. |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1693 |
Trying to buy some time? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1694 |
Share a cider, Pale Rider? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1695 |
Can I get a ride home? I think you're going my way. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1696 |
That stuff goes right through me. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1697 |
Thanks anyway, but it's going to take more than a Bud Lite to turn this around. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1698 |
Hey Grimsey, buddy! Try this new RIP...uh..uh,..I mean IPA |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1699 |
Go ahead. Let's drink to the future. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1700 |
a toast to a long life! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1701 |
Beer is a great way to kill time but I’m really here for the spirits. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1702 |
Little taste of heaven? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1703 |
No thanks. I’m feeling like death todag |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1704 |
No thanks. I don't mix business with pleasure. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1705 |
You do know I'm on duty, don't you? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1706 |
You look like you need a cold one! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1707 |
You look like death. I think you could use this. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1708 |
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1709 |
C’mon, one drink won’t kill you. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1710 |
That's not the head I came for. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1711 |
Why not? It's almost time for 'last call.' |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1712 |
How about one for the road, before we go? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1713 |
How's life after the West Wing? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1714 |
You look like you could use a little holiday cheer. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1715 |
Thanks, but I'll have my own version of 'a cold one' shortly. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1716 |
Let's kill these beers and call it a night. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1717 |
Drink up my friend, I'll take you home. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1718 |
Last call .... apparently !!! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1719 |
No, thanks. Friends don't let friends raft across the River Styx. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1720 |
When having a couple beers after work actually can kill you. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1721 |
No thanks...I'm working tonight. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1722 |
Thanks. It's been a busy week. Pledge drive and all. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1723 |
You're welcome. By the way, 'Taxes' will be here shortly. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1724 |
Can you hold a drink? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1725 |
I dunno why I'm buying...you're the one who's racked up all the overtime this year. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1726 |
Take it...this one is my last |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1727 |
Thanks, but no. That stuff just goes right through me. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1728 |
Want a Beer - never know when it might be your last. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1729 |
For a haunting specter of my imminent demise, you're all right, kid. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1730 |
I love Blue Ribbon. I'm the ghost of Christmas Pabst. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1731 |
No thanks. I'd have one, if I wasn't working. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1732 |
Cheers to reaping what we sow, if you know what I mean |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1733 |
Tell my liver "Hi!" |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1734 |
Are you part of the All Lives Matter movement? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1735 |
OK, just one. I'm afraid you won't have time for more. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1736 |
A light beer won't kill you. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1737 |
Damn sportsman-like of you! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1738 |
Last orders... |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1739 |
Go ahead… One beer won't kill you. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1740 |
It won't kill you to have just one. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1741 |
I can't, but I go off-duty in eight-and-one-half minutes. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1742 |
Ahh, why not! It can't get any worse |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1743 |
If you,ve got the time, I've got the bier. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1744 |
No, thanks. It messes with my aim. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1745 |
No, no...I insist. Last round is always on me |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1746 |
No thanks - I'm sure that was your Last Call. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1747 |
After these and the men's room, I'll be good to go. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1748 |
This one's got a head on it. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1749 |
Take it, its on me; I don't think I'll be paying my tab. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1750 |
First let’s have one for the road. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1751 |
Long day in the field? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1752 |
Here's to the end of the Estate Tax. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1753 |
Come on. Let me finish my beer. I hear there isn't even any ice water where I'm going. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1754 |
Have a cold one, you look a little grim. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1755 |
'No thanks, I don't like to drink and scythe.' |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1756 |
Why sit there alone, oh Repear Grim? This beer waits here for you, filled to the brim! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1757 |
First one with alcohol poisoning, wins. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1758 |
When is this "happy hour" over? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1759 |
Sure, I'll drink with you, but I don't see this going anywhere you want |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1760 |
You know it’s last call, right? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1761 |
Here’s looking at you. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1762 |
I prefer mine with no head |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1763 |
Don't tell me—you got automated, too? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1764 |
No thanks, You'll be needing that. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1765 |
I really shouldn't. Things get grim when I drink. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1766 |
You don't need light beer—you're skin and bones as it is. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1767 |
Feel like a cat playing with the mouse just before... ah what the heck, I'll have a beer. |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1768 |
Try it. It might loosen you up a bit. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1769 |
Hi there! For your drive home tonight, I would like to recommend a dark,two-lane mountain highway, only a mile from here, and I'll pick you up there. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1770 |
I prefer a Bloody Mary. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1771 |
Yeah, yeah, "to life". Maybe the wife is right, it's time to lose the scythe, rebrand, target a new demographic. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1772 |
If you're trying to bribe me, it's working. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1773 |
The Grim Reaper and a Trump supporter walk into a bar... |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1774 |
This beer is to die for! |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1775 |
One more before closing time? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1776 |
Make sure you drive home tonight, buddy! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1777 |
I'm here for souls, not empty calories. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1778 |
Have one on me, mate, you look like Death! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1779 |
Cant we talk this over? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1780 |
Thanks Jack, but you'll need one for the road. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1781 |
I guess it’s ‘last call’ for you. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1782 |
Hey fella, looks like you could really use a drink |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1783 |
You'll like this: dark, no body. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1784 |
You're the second one I told I was coming home! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1785 |
How long have you been waiting for a drink pal? Here, have this. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1786 |
Have one. It will take the edge off |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1787 |
C'mon! Let's have another round, and you can explain to me again the difference between a sickle and a scythe. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1788 |
No thanks, I can't hold my beer. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1789 |
Either way, where you are headed next, I know you'll be thirsty. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1790 |
Well, I suppose one more won't kill me. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1791 |
I'd like to but I'm still on the clock. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1792 |
C'mon. One beer isn't gonna kill you. Har, har, har. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1793 |
At least you waited until after Happy Hour. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1794 |
Are we going to drink, and then drive? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1795 |
Any way I can charm you into taking me before the midterm elections? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1796 |
And they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1797 |
Sure, but I have to warn you I'm not the best company. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1798 |
Thanks pal, first kind gesture all day. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1799 |
Oh, come on -- try it. You only live once. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1800 |
Bottoms up, bud. I got your back. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1801 |
It won't be a problem; my work is quite sobering |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1802 |
Hey, pal. You're being too hard on yourself. Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1803 |
Off with your head! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1804 |
What are you doing here? I thought it was martinis in Samarra at 8 p.m. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1805 |
Sure, I've got time for a beer, but.... |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1806 |
Alright, Mr. Hoffa, one more beer. But then I have to go to work... |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1807 |
Last call, buddy. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1808 |
OK, Buddy, no hard feelings? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1809 |
Thank you. I'll get the next round. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1810 |
Guess no one swiped right for you either? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1811 |
I am sure you can have one!!!... please don't tell me you're "on duty" .... |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1812 |
Looks like I won't have time to drink 'em both! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1813 |
Go ahead. It won't kill you! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1814 |
Cirrhosis, schmirhosis. C'mon and join me. You've been sitting there waiting for 20 years. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1815 |
Here's a little something to take the edge off. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1816 |
Thanks but I don't drink when I am at work. |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1817 |
Tastes Great! Less Killing! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1818 |
Thanks anyway but I'll have to pass...I'm on call. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1819 |
Welcome to Harry's beautiful. Love your hoodie. How about joining me for a beer? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1820 |
I find that beer just sort of runs right through me, but sure, why not? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1821 |
Aw, come ON. You think it's gonna kill you? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1822 |
Hey pal.. take a time out, you seem dehydrated.. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1823 |
Not now. It's Miller time. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1824 |
I've been dying for a beer all day. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1825 |
Not now, thanks. Last things first. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1826 |
Sure buddy - I remember this place before they served craft beer, but all the guys I used to drink with are gone now. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1827 |
Don't look so grim buddy, drinks are on me! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1828 |
Here, cheer up no need to look grim |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1829 |
Hah! You think death is cold? This is cold! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1830 |
Give this a try, it's a killer. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1831 |
Graveyard shift’s a killer, eh? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1832 |
I shouldn't. There will be hell to pay if no one gets killed on my drive home. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1833 |
What's it going to do - kill 'ya? |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1834 |
Slow down, buddy, you'll drink yourself to death. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1835 |
Here, have a brew-ski. I have to tell you, those shorts just don't go with the rest of that outfit. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1836 |
Thanks, but I'm not here for you. I'm here for the cat. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1837 |
I am a regular here; are you sure it is last call? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1838 |
Hey Buddy, taxes for the rich may be a thing of the past, but at least we can still drink to death. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1839 |
I’m guessing you only show up for last call |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1840 |
Are you sure? You look like you could do with one. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1841 |
None for me, thanks. I'm reaping. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1842 |
Thanks for making America great again! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1843 |
Here's one to go |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1844 |
Here, have a beer, I'm not leaving for another 30 minutes. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1845 |
Thanks, but it's not pale enough yet. I'll wait. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1846 |
Beer? Or, would you rather play a game of chess? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1847 |
Let the bargaining begin |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1848 |
Now that I no longer have to pay the individual mandate, let me buy you a drink. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1849 |
Thanks, I have been feeling a little grim today. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1850 |
C’mon, on me, looks like you need a pick me up. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1851 |
I guess one, wouldn't kill me. |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1852 |
I'd normally say 'all things in moderation' but go ahead and drink both. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1853 |
Looks like my ex-wife was right. I am gonna drink myself to death. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1854 |
Cheers, do you want it with the head or without? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1855 |
Now that's the way to make a friend for the rest of your life. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1856 |
It?s OK to mix business with pleasure... |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1857 |
Didn't expect to see you at happy hour. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1858 |
Trust me, you'd be better off wishing your liver good health! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1859 |
Truce? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1860 |
Sorry; I don't drink on duty |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1861 |
No thank-you, I never drink while I'm working. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1862 |
Here, Buddy, you only live once. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1863 |
Why thank you. As long as you’re driving I believe I will. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1864 |
You're too kind. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1865 |
Thanks, but I'm behind on my quota this week. You drink them both and drive home. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1866 |
Slàinte! |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1867 |
Are you the Uber for Steve? My phone is dead. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1868 |
Welcome back, Steve! ... So, how was the Washington gig? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1869 |
No thanks, I don't hold my liquor well |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1870 |
A cold one! Hell yes. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1871 |
Nah, I have to think about my ghoulish figure. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1872 |
You're a grim reaper...I'm a happy drunk! Join me! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1873 |
Hey man, who ya lookin' for? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1874 |
OK, I see it's last call but how about one for the road? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1875 |
No thanks, I don't drink on the job, but you may want to chug yours. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1876 |
What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a place like this? |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1877 |
Something tells me you’ll only have time for one. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1878 |
Yes, yes. It's a beauty. I use it for reaping, you know. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1879 |
Only one, but right after we're leaving. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1880 |
What the hell, I just paid my taxes, got nothing left to do anyway. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1881 |
Here ya go. Business will pick up January when insurance deductibles haven't been met. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1882 |
Here's to the two party system. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1883 |
How prophetic ...I get to drink ..."to Death " . |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1884 |
Go ahead, it's not going to kill ya |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1885 |
C’mon, one won’t kill ya. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1886 |
L'Chaim! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1887 |
Guess what, pal? I'm no longer the most feared figure in this country. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1888 |
No thanks - I only take spirits. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1889 |
Would it kill you if we had another drink first? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1890 |
Not when I’m reaping! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1891 |
Thanks for the drink. People can be so cold and stiff around me. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1892 |
Once those combines came along, we were forced to consider other careers. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1893 |
I'm more of a "glass half empty" guy to be honest. |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1894 |
Wanna join me? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1895 |
Thanks, I sure could use one. I'm dead on my feet. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1896 |
Thanks, but I'm only here for a minute. Is the bartender around? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1897 |
Well since you're here, I won't have to pay for these anyway |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1898 |
Didn't anyone ever tell you that excessive drinking will be the death of you? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1899 |
To my health! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1900 |
No, thanks, I never drink while I'm on duty. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1901 |
Come on...Live a little and have a beer! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1902 |
This Beelze-Bud's for you! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1903 |
Thanks, pal. I owe ya. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1904 |
No, I don't drink and scythe. |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1905 |
How about one for the road? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1906 |
Sorry. I never drink on the job. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1907 |
Here's the deal ... you put the sickle away, and I'll buy you a beer. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1908 |
To your good health! |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1909 |
Can't. I'm on call 24/7 in the current political environment. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1910 |
I'll go with you right after I finish my beer --- bartender keep em coming. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1911 |
I’d kill for a beer right now. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1912 |
Is death be not too proud for a beer? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1913 |
I'm driving, but thanks. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1914 |
If I give you this, will you let me finish mine? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1915 |
OK, I give you five more minutes. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1916 |
No thanks pal, I'm your designated driver |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1917 |
Thanks, but no. I'm just waiting for your ride home. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1918 |
Charlie you look like death. Tell me all about it. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1919 |
I have my own reasons for calling it Happy Hour. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1920 |
Bartender, add this to my tab for my new friend! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1921 |
It was only when Henry uttered the words "I'll drink to death" that he realized he had a problem. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1922 |
Another round before we go? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1923 |
One for the road? Hey, thanks, Mac |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1924 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1925 |
No worries. It's organic! |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1926 |
Thanks, I've been feeling a little grim these days. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1927 |
You should really take an Uber. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1928 |
You must play a TON of golf. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1929 |
I'll be your designated driver tonight...enjoy! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1930 |
Just so you know, I'm not looking for a long term relationship. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1931 |
I can't drink your last beer. |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1932 |
Come on, just have one beer! It won't kill you. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1933 |
Okay, but this is your last drink... |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1934 |
So a coronary risk and the Grim Reaper walk into a bar... |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1935 |
It's not even 6 o'clock, whadaya mean "Last Call"? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1936 |
No thanks. Been sober forever. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1937 |
Here's to the last call." |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1938 |
No one likes you? Reaper, please. I voted for Trump. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1939 |
Grim this. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1940 |
'Lchaim', to life'. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1941 |
Best drink in town! I'd bet my life on it. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1942 |
No thanks man, I'm already dead drunk. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1943 |
Hmm, are you trying to get me drunk? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1944 |
Nah, thanks, I had to knock it off: it was beginning to affect my good looks. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1945 |
Pete learned the hard way: Don't beer The Reaper. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1946 |
I just missed getting hit by a bus...this beer's on me. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1947 |
"At least he won't spend more time at the office". |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1948 |
I don't know, one more might be the death of me... |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1949 |
My doctor said if I kept drinking I’d meet you! |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1950 |
You think you have a horrible boss? Let me tell ya... |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1951 |
This Bud's for you unless that sickle's for me. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1952 |
No it's not. The end is beer! |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1953 |
Hey Buddy, how about a beer to take the edge off? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1954 |
Didn't meet today's quota? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1955 |
I've come for your soul....oh...is that a cold beer? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1956 |
Can we at least take one for the road? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1957 |
Trust me, we’re both going to need this!! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1958 |
I'll have to pass. I haven't the stomach for it. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1959 |
None for me, I actually have to drive you out of here tonight. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1960 |
Trust me, drink as much as you want. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1961 |
I never touch that stuff. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1962 |
Aw c'mon, one won't kill ya! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1963 |
Go ahead, have two for the road, then we're out of here! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1964 |
Let me know when I've had enough! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1965 |
Ah, what the hell, I guess you only live once. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1966 |
Cheers to “last call!” |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1967 |
It's time for the VERY last call. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1968 |
No thank-you. I don't drink and scythe. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1969 |
My pal left cause the place is dead. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1970 |
Relax, one beer won't kill you. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1971 |
One for the road ? Sure. But it's still end of the road for you pal. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1972 |
You look like death warmed over. Have a beer. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1973 |
Take one, the chances of me finishing both are grim. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1974 |
No thanks, beer seems to go right through me. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1975 |
I guess one beer won't kill me. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1976 |
Let's drink to no more dead end jobs. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1977 |
Sorry I can't drink that stuff, it just goes right through me. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1978 |
Oh,Alright,bud; just one more for the road. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1979 |
What’s up bitch |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1980 |
Not now - I'm working. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1981 |
C'mon, one more drink won't kill you. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1982 |
Just have one. It won't kill ya. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1983 |
Put it on my stab. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1984 |
Thanks, but I can't drink on duty. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1985 |
Huh. She always said I'd meet my death this way. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1986 |
Fine, one more, then you have to go. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1987 |
Happy New Year! Oh, wait.. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1988 |
Whose health are we drinking to? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
1989 |
Want one? I will keel over if I have another. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1990 |
Oh hey, I thought you would be at Mar-a-lago! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1991 |
I don't usually accept drinks from people I'm not looking for, but what the hell; live a little, right? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
1992 |
What's a happy hour? |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
1993 |
Trump 2020 starting early? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1994 |
Nice try, but that's not what I'm here for. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
1995 |
You look mighty grim...here, have a beer. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
1996 |
Thanks. I'll take off the head myself. |
1.1786 |
0.05164 |
56 |
46 |
10 |
0 |
1997 |
Don't mind if I do. It's dead out there. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
1998 |
Hey, have a beer and relax...I called a cab. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
1999 |
Love to drink, but it goes right through me. |
1.1786 |
0.06793 |
56 |
49 |
4 |
3 |
2000 |
What's the matter? One won't kill you. |
1.1786 |
0.06793 |
56 |
49 |
4 |
3 |
2001 |
I bet I look like death... |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2002 |
Here, last call. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2003 |
Drink till death do us part. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
2004 |
I'll buy the last round. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2005 |
Here! This beer is to die for! |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
2006 |
Not much time. I'm still working on Congress and just started the Senate. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
2007 |
No thanks, you should enjoy your last two. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2008 |
Man, your throat must be bone dry. Have a drink! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2009 |
You look like you could use this. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2010 |
..and here's to Judge Moore, Mr.Bannon! |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2011 |
Grim and beer it. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2012 |
Last call? I thought I had more time! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2013 |
What took you so long? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2014 |
I said "I'm making my rounds", not "I need another round". |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2015 |
It should cure whatever ails you. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2016 |
You look like I’ve had enough. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2017 |
Ah! When I think of the BILLIONS of yeast cells that have died for every pint of beer... |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2018 |
Here. You look like you could use some cheering up. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2019 |
Thanks, man. I wasn't kidding when I said I'd kill for a beer. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2020 |
Your right this is your last call. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2021 |
I guess I won't need this one for the road. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2022 |
It is not going to kill you to have a drink with me |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2023 |
I buy you a beer, you buy me some time, okay? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2024 |
I can’t leave yet it’s BOGO hour. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2025 |
Hey, Buddy... let me buy you a drink. You look parched. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2026 |
That pesky taxman comes every April, but you, my friend, are a real class act a once in a lifetime opportunity! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2027 |
No thanks ... it impairs my productivity. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2028 |
Here's to alll survivors. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2029 |
Most folks have a bad day at work, it’s a bad day. I have a bad day at work and somebody doesn’t die. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2030 |
Thanks, it’s been a killer week. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2031 |
Before you say a thing, I'd like to propose a toast to my health! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2032 |
Fears! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2033 |
I’ve said no to mansions and kingdoms but this just might be your lucky day—I could really use a cold one. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2034 |
Thanks but I’m here for a different last call. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2035 |
Actually, I'm here on business. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2036 |
What the hell. One more for the road. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2037 |
Friends til the end? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2038 |
Hey, how 'bout one for the road... or are you my designated driver? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2039 |
Have one on me. Today's my birthday! I never did like that bartender anyway. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2040 |
Thanks! For some reason I can never catch the bartender’s eye. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2041 |
Have one on me--it won't kill ya |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2042 |
Why so grim? Want a drink? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2043 |
Here's to the fin de sickle or is that what they all say? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2044 |
I am a little dry. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2045 |
Cheers to remaining thing certain in this world |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2046 |
Sure, I'll have another round with you. And is your name Frank Schmidt, by the way? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2047 |
I would love to join you, but I'm also an Uber driver on the side. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2048 |
Have one on me and let's assume you're the Ghost of Christmas Future. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2049 |
Jerry, this is not what I meant by 'this is your last call.' |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2050 |
What do you mean you can't accept a cold one? |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2051 |
Thanks, I was hoping for a bier! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2052 |
I normally don't intervene, but dude really?! Two fisted drinking this early in the day? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2053 |
Right now, I could kill for a cold beer!... |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2054 |
Thank you - you're the first to appreciate my portrayal of Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2055 |
Comeon, Halloween's over. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2056 |
Congratulations on North Korea! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2057 |
You're mistaking me for my son Father Time. That happens a lot on New Year's Eve. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2058 |
Cheers Bannon! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2059 |
One more won't kill me. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2060 |
Hay Buddy, this one’s on me. It looks like them terrorists and gun nuts are working you to the bone. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2061 |
...and the third and last brother, offered death a beer, and together they walked off into the unknown.... |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2062 |
Drink up. I think you about to be cut off. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2063 |
These Happy Hour prices are to-die-for |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2064 |
I've been expecting you.... |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2065 |
Believe me. At this bar, "last call" REALLY means "last call. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2066 |
No thanks. It goes right through me. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2067 |
Good...you've come for the pedophiles. They're all sitting at the corner table. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2068 |
Hey, pal, why so grim? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2069 |
Sure, one can't hurt. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2070 |
Congrats on passing the inevitable tax act! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2071 |
Thanks, Joe! Of course you know you're going to down five more of those, try to drive home -- we'll finish business then. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2072 |
No. Let's toast to YOUR health. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2073 |
No thanks. I already knocked the top off a tall one earlier... |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2074 |
Thanks, I think I will. What's so important it can't wait? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2075 |
Thanks but no thanks, I've had my fill of spirits. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2076 |
Well, I must say, this is a first! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2077 |
Thanks for the beer but I'm still coming for you on December, 6, 2019." |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2078 |
Let's have a few--I hear its hot where we're going. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2079 |
Yes, where there's life, there's Bud. And the other way around. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2080 |
I guess death is nature's way of telling me to slow down. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2081 |
Boy, am I glad to see you! I'm not sure whether the best news is that I don't have to eat any more kale, or that I don't have to argue "collusion isn't really a crime" on national TV! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2082 |
What are going do to me if I don't give it to you? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2083 |
Death, be not proud. Have a drink! |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2084 |
No, I didn't exactly fall from heaven. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2085 |
Can I just call you by your first name Angel? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2086 |
Lemme guess...another round of layoffs at the plant today? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2087 |
Hey buddy, this is for you...If I drink another one , it'll be the death of me. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2088 |
I'm on duty - but I can take the top off those suds for you. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2089 |
You seriously never considered that years of drinking a beer in each hand might have consequences? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2090 |
Have one with me, it won't kill you. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2091 |
Thanks, but I'm on duty. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2092 |
Don't worry, man. That wasn't me that said "last call". |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2093 |
Just a vodka soda- I'm watching my ghoulish figure. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2094 |
Here's to making it to last call |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2095 |
Do you like craft beer? This one's a little bitter, and the ending isn't too hoppy. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2096 |
Wasn't sure how much time you had..so I ordered for you ! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2097 |
Here is hoping this will finish your day. |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
2098 |
It's about time you showed up! I'm ready for this year to be over. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2099 |
Actually, I'm dying for a G&T. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2100 |
No thanks, I'm watching my weight. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2101 |
Sure Ted keep drinking. You're lucky I'm off the clock. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
2102 |
Dude, have one on me, it's to die for. |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
2103 |
No...No...Harry...we gotta make the front of that bus this time! |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
2104 |
Here's to your health. |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
2105 |
The scythe came with the promotion. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2106 |
Here's looking at you, kid. |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
2107 |
Kelly Anne, is that you? You look like death, girl. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2108 |
OK, join me for this last round and I'll give you a ride home. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2109 |
Drinks on the hearse! |
1.1667 |
0.06339 |
54 |
47 |
5 |
2 |
2110 |
Whadda ya say I buy this round, and we call the chess thing even? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
2111 |
Here's to the New Year |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2112 |
No, thanks. I never drink before chess. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2113 |
This IPA is to die for! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2114 |
Every time someone offers death a beer, some pompous ass somewhere gets hit by a bus |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2115 |
So it's last call, is it? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2116 |
Don't worry - funeral expenses will still be an itemized deduction. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2117 |
"You look terrible,man. Here have a brewski... |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2118 |
No thanks, but drink up and I'll help you find your car. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2119 |
What have you got to lose? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2120 |
I'll drink it. But I won't say L'Chaim. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2121 |
You say bier; I say beer. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2122 |
Well, I guess there's enough time for one before the North Korea thing happens. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2123 |
L'Chaim, buddy! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2124 |
Shall we drink to the G.O.P., Buddy? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2125 |
Mr. Reaper, you're wrong! Beer does, in fact, help me drive better. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2126 |
Come on, have one! It won't kill you! |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2127 |
Chug a little of this, you grim bastard. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2128 |
I guess one more beer won't kill me |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2129 |
I would kill for a beer right now. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2130 |
Thanks but the boss would kill me if he finds out I'm drinking on the job |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2131 |
Here, have one on me...you look like death. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2132 |
I am truly sorry but I am not allowed to drink when I pick up fares |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2133 |
Charlie! It’s me, Matt. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2134 |
Well, I am off the clock in a few minutes. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2135 |
Not my kind of spirits. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2136 |
Nah, I've stopped drinking on the job. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2137 |
No, I just have that kind of skull. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2138 |
Hey, why so grim? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2139 |
What exactly is Happy Hour? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2140 |
Thanks! Don't mind if I do. This cape does not have pockets, so I don't carry a wallet at work. Been a long day. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2141 |
You're lookin' at the guy who put the "pale" in I.P.A. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2142 |
lets drink to your victory and my inevitable demise |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2143 |
Hey--come on! You take death too seriously. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2144 |
Relax! What's your hurry? Have one on me. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2145 |
This one's for you pal, you look a little grim. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2146 |
I hope you're a fast drinker. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2147 |
I'd kill for a nice cold beer. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2148 |
Thoughtful, but fruitless. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2149 |
You're a great brother-in-law. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2150 |
Beer usually runs right through me, but what the hell? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2151 |
So I guess the Jerusalem thing was the tipping point for you, too. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2152 |
Obamacare has ruined my business. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2153 |
Here you go Mr. Reaper, last call. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2154 |
Sure. But only if it's gluten-free. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2155 |
Let’s drink to better days ahead |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2156 |
Beer always makes me appear more prone to existence, or at least less wannabe dead. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2157 |
Can't drink anymore. Goes right through me. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2158 |
C'mon. Don't be such a buzzkill. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2159 |
He went to the Men's room half an hour ago. Why don't you have his beer? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2160 |
Hey, buddy, sit down and have a cold one. I wasn't expectin' you til next month. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2161 |
Thanks for the beer! Though I will only have time for one, I have an appointment with the guy at the end of the bar. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2162 |
No thanks. I'm still on duty. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2163 |
Thanks, but I'll be driving you home. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2164 |
Gluten free? Trust me, that stuff will kill you. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2165 |
This beer's yours if you at least wait until I finish 'The Bachelorette' season finale! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2166 |
Don't be a stiff---have a drink. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2167 |
Are you here for me, or the beer? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2168 |
I’ll pass...I tend to make a mess when I drink |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2169 |
Work getting you down? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2170 |
No thanks. Any more and I’ll lose my grimness. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2171 |
Thanks for the beer, but why do you want me to chug it? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2172 |
Your right, I'm dying for a beer. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2173 |
Here's to tonight's skeleton crew! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2174 |
Have a beer man, you're looking pretty grim right now. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2175 |
No thanks. I'm the designated driver tonight. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2176 |
You're late. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2177 |
Care to have one for the road my friend? |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2178 |
Slain!... I mean... sláinte! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2179 |
It's on me—I just made a killing! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2180 |
Casual Friday or not, I can't dodge the company dress code. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2181 |
No thanks, but I could kill for some peanuts right about now. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2182 |
Yeah yeah, you should totally drive home tonight. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2183 |
Hey fella, you look a little grim. This one's on me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2184 |
Here’s mud in your socket. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2185 |
One for the road? How thoughtful! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2186 |
I'll buy you a beer if you promise to end this year early. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2187 |
Thanks pal, but tonight I'm the designated dier. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2188 |
Wait a second....I followed the rules! ‘Liquor then beer...’ |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2189 |
Thanks, but I can't be caught scything under the influence. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2190 |
Gimme a minute, one more soul and I'm off duty. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2191 |
Here's one for the road, or wherever we're headed. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2192 |
It's cold. You like cold, right? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2193 |
You know Happy Hour's over, right? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2194 |
Here's a 'cold-one' for the Doppelgänger of a guy who showed up last year right before Harry 'passed-on'. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2195 |
Glad you're back with Breitbart. Cheers! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2196 |
Now that they got rid of that death tax, I can pursue boozin' and whorin' with whatever time I got left. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2197 |
Hell, you look like you could use a drink. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2198 |
Thanks. My day's been pretty grim. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2199 |
Just the one, thanks. I gotta get to the First Amendment rally out in front of the White House. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2200 |
Nah, haven’t touched the stuff since Prince. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2201 |
Let me get you this beer; you look dead tired |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2202 |
I don't drink. I reap. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2203 |
No thanks, it would be the death of me. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2204 |
I would, but I already have two strikes for "ferrying under the influence". |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2205 |
When death is your bouncer, you don't see too many bar fights. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2206 |
C'mon, would it kill you to have one more? |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2207 |
Last call on me buddy! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2208 |
No thanks, I can finally drink absinthe |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2209 |
Can I actually get some hard liquor? I’ve had a killer day |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2210 |
No thanks, I hear it's not good for you. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2211 |
Sure, it's last call, after all. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2212 |
Look, buddy - it's rush hour. We're not going anywhere. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2213 |
No thanks. I never reap and drive. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2214 |
I might as well have another since you're here. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2215 |
Aw, c'mon. It won't kill you... |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2216 |
Thanks, but I don't drink and scythe. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2217 |
Cheers to that shiny flag of your! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2218 |
Try this, these guys make a killer IPA. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2219 |
No, you go ahead. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2220 |
I heard it was Last Call, so I got you one for the road. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2221 |
No thanks, I'm watching my weight. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2222 |
This is most definitely your last call! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2223 |
I heard that hoods were back in style." "You still look like death! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2224 |
Let's have a beer, and I'll give you some names. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2225 |
Thanks anyway, I've already had 2 Zombies. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2226 |
It won't kill ya |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2227 |
You gotta try this drink! It's killer. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2228 |
One last drink? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2229 |
Have a drink buddy, you're looking a little grim these days. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2230 |
Thanks. But I never drink while working. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2231 |
No thanks, it goes right thru me. Enjoy. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2232 |
No thanks. And by the way, that was your last call for alcohol. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2233 |
Thanks. It's been a killer day. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2234 |
Hey buddy, why the grim face? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2235 |
Trade ya. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2236 |
I'd kill for a beer. Well, not literally. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2237 |
C'mon, one hasn't ever killed anyone - or has it? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2238 |
It's not a "let's." It's a "you're"...toast. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2239 |
Don’t be so grim, buddy. Here, have a beer. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2240 |
I can use that. I've been in a spiritual crisis since the Trump election. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2241 |
Aw, go ahead- it's not that kind of bier. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2242 |
"To second chances!' |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2243 |
No, I meant we should get a bier together. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2244 |
Yeah OK. You've got time for one more. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2245 |
Lay off and this one's on me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2246 |
I only come here for the appetizers. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2247 |
Drink up! It's all you can drink for the next 5 minutes! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2248 |
I had what he's having |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2249 |
Here's one for ya, laddie. Don't look so grim. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2250 |
No thanks, I’m scything tonight. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2251 |
They're both for you! I'm driving. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2252 |
Hey ol' pal how did the x-rays go? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2253 |
I'll have another, but only if you drive. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2254 |
No, thanks. I'm just waiting 'til you drive home. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2255 |
Here, take Pete's, I don't think he's coming back. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2256 |
I'll drink mine, but you might want to order yours 'to go'. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2257 |
Thanks- but I think I'll remove the head first. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2258 |
Till we meet again! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2259 |
I am drinking to a buddy. Maybe you know him. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2260 |
No thanks, I’m just here for the salmonella. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2261 |
For a second there I thought you were my wife ... now that would've been REALLY bad! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2262 |
C’mon man. One more won’t kill you. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2263 |
Lets drink to a long life. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2264 |
Let's just say I'm a people person. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2265 |
A final one for the final road? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2266 |
No, Thanks. I gave the stuff up years ago after a health scare. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2267 |
Thanks for the offer, but I'm still on the clock. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2268 |
Are you certain this is Happy Hour? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2269 |
What'd you say your name was? Jim Reefer? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2270 |
Ah, come down and join me. It won’t kill you to have one beer with me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2271 |
Check it out, this brew is killer! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2272 |
Hey, beautiful, how 'bout one for the road on me?" |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2273 |
You and your scythe aren’t going anywhere after you taste this pumpkin spice IPA. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2274 |
Hey, come on - it'll put some meat on those bones. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2275 |
Cures what ales ya! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2276 |
Sorry, I can't drink while working.... |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2277 |
Drink while you wait? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2278 |
Well, I suppose I could have just one… |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2279 |
Won’t you join me?” “I was just going to ask you the same. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2280 |
Normally I wouldn’t make this trade but I could really use a beer. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2281 |
Hey Bannon, you're looking down man, this one's for you! |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2282 |
...and don't worry: You won't be needing a bathroom. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2283 |
Please keep drinking, i am on duty ! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2284 |
Not till I've finished both! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2285 |
Right. Nothing is certain except death and now tax reform. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2286 |
I heard you were interested in near death experiences. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2287 |
why not? I'm dead already. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2288 |
Yes, thanks. I will join you but remember you can only die once. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2289 |
Move any closer and you'll be drinking alone. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2290 |
No thanks, buddy--I can't be drinking and driving you to Hades. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2291 |
Final final? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2292 |
Not now, thanks. Rules say: If you drink don't reap. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2293 |
No, thanks. I'm on call. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2294 |
Have them both--Bill can't make it. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2295 |
Sure, to whatever tomorrow does not bring. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2296 |
You look like you need a bier. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2297 |
Here, have my extra beer. You just missed last call. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2298 |
Thanks, human. I have something for you, too. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2299 |
Here. Kill it... if you can. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2300 |
I only drink dark beer. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2301 |
You look down in the dumps...have one on me. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2302 |
Of all the gin joints in all the world... |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2303 |
Well if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2304 |
The last guy who offered me one for the road ended up at the front of the line. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2305 |
What makes you think it's poison? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2306 |
Hey, Pal, join me for Happy Hour! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2307 |
A toast to Trump's demise. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2308 |
I hope you're not expecting me to be the life of the party. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2309 |
Are you sure? It’s last call. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2310 |
I'm his designated driver. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2311 |
You know, you could be the Happy Reaper. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2312 |
Could I interest you in one more for the road before we go?? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2313 |
It's IPA--Interment Prevention Assurance. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2314 |
Still in your Halloween costume? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2315 |
No thanks this time Ed, this is more of a professional visit. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2316 |
No, please, I insist. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2317 |
Come on...one for the road won't kill you. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2318 |
That is mighty kind of you, but I am on the clock...Hey! speaking about Time... |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2319 |
Sharing is daring, I was never here. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2320 |
Happy Hour isn't going to work for you... |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2321 |
A Tu Salud Amigo! |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2322 |
I'll pass--the stuff goes right through me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2323 |
Sure, I'd love a beer, but I'm actually still on the clock... |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2324 |
...on the other hand, it's perfectly fine to BEER the reaper. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2325 |
Glad your're here, when it's this dead its two for one. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2326 |
I’m your designated driver! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2327 |
Come on Hal. You know I can't hold my liquor. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2328 |
One more, and then let's go? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2329 |
Death becomes him |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2330 |
YOLO, buddy! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2331 |
This stout is so strong. I see Death when I drink it. Wanna try some? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2332 |
Let’shave a beer and bury the hatchet |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2333 |
Are you my Uber driver |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2334 |
Man, it's dead in here tonight. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2335 |
Good riddance to 2017. Let's get on with it. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2336 |
I'm not usually around for Happy Hour. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2337 |
No thanks. Beer just goes straight through me. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2338 |
Go ahead, man, have one on me. You're the stuff of legends: the Great Plague, Scrooge's Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, the President's ex-chief strategist. This year's been crazy and the only cure is MORE COWBELL! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2339 |
I'd have one too, but I don't want to take the edge off. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2340 |
Boy, I love this job! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2341 |
I guess one wouldn't kill me. Speaking of which.... |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2342 |
Thanks for the beer, but everything goes right through me. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2343 |
Thanks... I never know where the next one's coming from. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2344 |
No thanks, those things will kill you. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2345 |
Yes, let's share an Uber. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2346 |
Speed Date? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2347 |
No thanks, I don't drink on the job. By the way, your buddy's not late. He's 'late' if you know what I mean... |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2348 |
No thanks. I can't hold my liquor. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2349 |
Last ones on me! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2350 |
It's true; light drinking will extend your life - for about 5 minutes. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2351 |
You're gonna thank me in the mourning! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2352 |
How about a beer, in exchange for my wife? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2353 |
Come on ..one won't killya |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2354 |
Sure, I guess one wouldn't kill me. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2355 |
Here's to the Bitcoin. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2356 |
Welcome to the Opioid Belt. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2357 |
No buddy, to your health. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2358 |
Here ya go mate, let me lift your spirit. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2359 |
Here, let’s share one for the road. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2360 |
Well thank you, fortuitous location for last call. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2361 |
Cheers! Last orders please... |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2362 |
Since you are here, why not a last drink on me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2363 |
Could you kill this for me? |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2364 |
Don't you find IPAs a little hoppy? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2365 |
It didn't take you long to get here after approving the Tax Reform Bill. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2366 |
No thanks, I'm just killing time. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2367 |
I said "I'm here for you", not "is that beer for you..." |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2368 |
Here's one for the road. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2369 |
Well, it looks we beat taxes, how about a beer for you? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2370 |
Hey lets drink to life. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2371 |
Lively up yo’self! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2372 |
It's last call! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2373 |
That a Red Sox pennant? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2374 |
You're going to wish you had drank them both. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2375 |
Have this one. I feel like death too when I first come in. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2376 |
You only die once. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2377 |
The Specter of Death, a barfly, and an Invisible Man walk into a bar ... |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2378 |
Last call's on me. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2379 |
C'mon. It's not going to kill you. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2380 |
Sure, let's toast---I seem to be winning. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2381 |
Here, you look like you are dying for a cold drink! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2382 |
No thanks, I'm the Designated Scyther. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2383 |
Thanks, I'll take both. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2384 |
You'll like it - it's got killer taste! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2385 |
You go ahead, they go right through me. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2386 |
I hear ya pal…This place is dead tonight. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2387 |
Thanks but it really is my turn. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2388 |
Here this one's on me. It's dead in here anyway. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2389 |
Care for a beer and a mop? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2390 |
Thanks, but I'm a little OCD about germs. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2391 |
They say it goes right through you |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2392 |
Coincidentally, it's my last call, too. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2393 |
One for the road home? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2394 |
Great idea! I'll change my scythe to a hoe during the holidays so I can say "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!" to my new friends. Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2395 |
Hey, you look like your best friend just died. Have one on me. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2396 |
Senator, a toast to the tax bill, with my last beer! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2397 |
"Jeez, another hard day at the office". |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2398 |
Nah, you keep it. Enjoy! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2399 |
I poured you one for the road. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2400 |
Okay, one more, but Mrs. Death is gonna kill me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2401 |
I made a killing today at the racetrack. And you? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2402 |
I can't, Jimmy. I'm your designated scyther." |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2403 |
No thanks, I'm reaping...... |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2404 |
Ah, I suppose another pint wouldn’t hurt. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2405 |
O K, one more, then we gotta go. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2406 |
Beer goggles claim another victim. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2407 |
No more social security. ... I'm buying! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2408 |
Busy day? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2409 |
Thanks, but I'm driving. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2410 |
Do you come here often? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2411 |
You killed it today? Let me buy you a beer! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2412 |
One for the road to perdition? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2413 |
You look like I need a drink. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2414 |
I'm not here to toast your health. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2415 |
It's a New micro brew, Scythe Pale Ale. Looks like you know about it too. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2416 |
A beer to die for |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2417 |
Yeah, it's a proactive, cold-calling position |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2418 |
Is it a craft brew? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2419 |
Enjoy one for the road |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2420 |
No, I'm afraid it's more like 'Reaper' Time. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2421 |
Here’s, to drinking and driving |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2422 |
My wife’s in the bathroom, but she will be right back. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2423 |
This one is for you--after a bad day at work you look like death warmed over |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2424 |
If you promise to take me before the hangover kicks in, drinks are on me |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2425 |
I'm feeling much better this morning. Right, buddy? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2426 |
This should kill your thirst. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2427 |
If it's a real hell-brew you're after, partner, this is it |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2428 |
Why thanks,..I'm just waiting for my MRI results. |
1.1600 |
0.07751 |
50 |
46 |
0 |
4 |
2429 |
Hello stranger! Let's drink to live and let live. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2430 |
The next round is on me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2431 |
Til death do us part. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2432 |
Ok, but you're driving. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2433 |
Thanks,but some cheese and crackers would really hit the spot. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2434 |
"Drink up, my friend! My recent healthcare proposal just received Trump's stamp of approval. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2435 |
No really you drink it Larry, I'll catch up to you in the ditch. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2436 |
I know you're well over your quota. Let's celebrate! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2437 |
Here's to tax reform! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2438 |
Technically, I suppose they refer to the same thing, but in your case Mr. Wilson, I believe the expression 'Face Down' will soon be more descriptive than 'Bottoms Up'. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2439 |
Well, I guess I could have just one before you go. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2440 |
Last round is on me. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2441 |
Come on - one beer won't kill you! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2442 |
here's to Christmas past ! ! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2443 |
Thanks. I'll buy the next 20 rounds. I hope my replacement has a better year next year. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2444 |
Because I could not drink for death, Death, kindly drink for me? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2445 |
Actually, I prefer martinis--bone dry. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2446 |
No, thanks. Can't you see I've had one too many already? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2447 |
Cheers, Man this last one’s gonna kill me. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2448 |
No thanks. I'm on duty, Mr. Kelly of 508 Joshua Lane. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2449 |
Thanks, but I'm on duty - you might want to chug yours. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2450 |
Ok, just one more before closing time. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2451 |
You can blame the new thermostat settings on our seasonal helpers. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2452 |
Sure, why not? I've been dying for a cold one all day. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2453 |
Rough year, dude? You look like you need this more than me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2454 |
OK we'll have one the long road. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2455 |
It's always one for the road. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2456 |
No thanks. I'm here for the atmosphere. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2457 |
I'll just die if this isn't the best beer you've ever tasted. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2458 |
The good news is, you won't be charged for the beer. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2459 |
I’m here to kill all the poor people that only spend their money on booze. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2460 |
Don't be so grim. Have a beer. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2461 |
You may as well drink this....I don't think I'm going to have time for a second one. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2462 |
Have a drink, it won't kill you. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2463 |
Ma always said to kill 'em with kindness. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2464 |
My day was a killer. Yours? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2465 |
Thanks, I've been dying for pint all day. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2466 |
C'mon. Have one more drink, it won't kill you." |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2467 |
That brew might just buy you another five minutes! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2468 |
Here's to tax reform and making America grim again! |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2469 |
Same deal as last year? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2470 |
No thanks. I’m the designated dier. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2471 |
Enjoy, we are all doomed anyway. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2472 |
So what if your time is up. It's on me! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2473 |
You think YOU have an Angry Orchard? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2474 |
Is it last call, already? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2475 |
Uh... You didn't hear me say Last Call? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2476 |
Cheer up, Buddy "Cheer up, Buddy! I mean it's not like somebody died, right? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2477 |
Here's to the worst last call, ever. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2478 |
Stop being such a Debbie Downer and have a beer. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2479 |
No thank you, that stuff will kill you. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2480 |
Salute! Being self-employed isn't as easy as it looks, huh? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2481 |
Okay, but this is last call. Deal? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2482 |
Here, have a drink, you look like death |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2483 |
Why so grim, have one on me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2484 |
One drink won't kill you |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2485 |
Okay, just one more, then we have to get back to business. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2486 |
You sure as hell cleared out this joint. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2487 |
Here, have a beer while I show you lots of photos of my ex-wife. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2488 |
I know this trick. You get me drunk and then you steal my scythe. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2489 |
I figure it won't kill me to buy a stranger a drink. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2490 |
It's made with water from Flint, Michigan but I'm sure you don't mind. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2491 |
Good call. It's senior discount day. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2492 |
I never drink on the job. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2493 |
That's cheating. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2494 |
Here’s to ya, Mr. Bannon. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2495 |
Come and join me. It’s dangerous to drink alone. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2496 |
Join me for last call? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2497 |
Okay, you have convinced me, you need this brew much more than I do. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2498 |
No thanks, I'm a designated driver. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2499 |
Thanks. I'll pay you back sooner than you think. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2500 |
No thanks. You drink them both, I'll buy you another, then let's go for a drive. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2501 |
Here, have one. You need it as much as I do. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2502 |
I'd say you pay your tab right now. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2503 |
Thanks, buddy! I guess one more won't kill me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2504 |
Cheers! You just made my day. So, what brings you in here tonight? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2505 |
Thanks. I'll get you later. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2506 |
C'mon. One beer won't kill you. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2507 |
You look like you've had a killer week. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2508 |
Just because you're afraid to be alone doesn't mean you have to keep following me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2509 |
Well may you say "It's Miller time!" but I'm casting my net a little wider. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2510 |
I'm a huge blue oyster cult fan too! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2511 |
The rent’s sky high, my kid needs bail money, and my car got swiped. But at least I made a new friend. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2512 |
No thanks. I don't have a stomach for it. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2513 |
So, new in town? Me too. Here's to a long life! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2514 |
Tough Day? You look like you could use a beer. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2515 |
You want one for the road? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2516 |
Drink up while you still can. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2517 |
Whoops, my friend was here a minute ago. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2518 |
No, Fred! Your wife is still going to kill you when you get home. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2519 |
dilly dilly |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2520 |
I'm coming! I'm coming! I just need to finish these beers. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2521 |
Don't look at me like that! Come on, let's celebrate my life! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2522 |
Fake brews? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2523 |
Koufax....'65...382 K's....pay up! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2524 |
OK then one for the road |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2525 |
Here's to a life, well... lived. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2526 |
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2527 |
Time for one more? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2528 |
I guess you've got time for one more. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2529 |
Cheer up, its not so grim. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2530 |
No thanks, I'm a spirits kind of guy. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2531 |
It's okay. I posted fake pictures too. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2532 |
Thanks anyway, but I don't drink while I'm working. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2533 |
C'mon. One drink won't kill me. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2534 |
Yes, I will have one for the road. After all, it is last call. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2535 |
No thanks-- I'm stone cold sober. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2536 |
I'm not going anywhere until I finish my beer. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2537 |
That's a pretty nifty Halloween costume you got there, buddy....but I've seen better. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2538 |
When they said last call, I had no idea it was not just for tonight |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2539 |
I knew there had to be a catch. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2540 |
Ask not for whom the beer foams - it foams for thee." |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2541 |
Here, it won’t kill you. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2542 |
Regrettably, that's not the bier I had in mind. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2543 |
Want to see me lop off all the heads with one swing? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2544 |
Have a beer, Grimmy. The guy on the floor is in no hurry. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2545 |
Join me in one for the road? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2546 |
No thanks, last time you talked me into too many, and you got a reprieve. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2547 |
NO, I literally can't hold my beer... |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2548 |
Here you go. Let's drink to my health. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2549 |
No thanks. You drink it.....but don't forget your car keys. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2550 |
You don’t need to pry this from my cold dead hands, it’s all yours! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2551 |
Ask not for whom the beer foams... |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2552 |
Nice costume. Let's drink on it. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2553 |
Here, you gotta try this brew -- it's to die for! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2554 |
C'mon, one beer never killed anyone. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2555 |
You indulge? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2556 |
Happy hour? Sure...if you'd like to call it that. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2557 |
Drinking can impair your judgement. Joe was about to find out the hard way... |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2558 |
This is for you -- I figure if nothing stops you, one drink sure won't. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2559 |
I operate heavy machinery. What do you do for a living? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2560 |
No thanks, I'm fine. That stuff goes right through me. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2561 |
Why so grim?! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2562 |
Drink up, and you won't look so grim. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2563 |
Yes, ‘Hoppy Ending’ is a great name for a microbrew, but in this case, it’s also a bit ironic. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2564 |
Come on have a cold one, I know we can work this out! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2565 |
Tonight is kind of special, let it be Lowenbrau. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2566 |
No thanks, I only drink scotch and hemlock. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2567 |
I tell you when to take me when I'm drunk and ready! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2568 |
Have a sip ,it will put a smile on your face |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2569 |
Go on, have a beer! It won't kill you! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2570 |
Have one of these . . . it may raise your spirits! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2571 |
I would, but it runs right through me. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2572 |
‘L’chaim’ back at you! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2573 |
You can stay but I need your liver. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2574 |
Love your walking stick. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2575 |
Thanks, but I shouldn't drink any alcohol since I will be driving you to my place.... Of course it's all for your safety concern. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2576 |
Shoot, I'll tell you a sob story. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2577 |
C'mon - one drink won't kill you! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2578 |
Thanks, but I'm waiting for Emily. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2579 |
Would it kill you to share one of those? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2580 |
Get a life. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2581 |
The hangover's death though. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2582 |
You look like a dark beer guy! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2583 |
Smile, Mr. Glass Half Empty! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2584 |
Well, after this week I’m no longer certain about my taxes. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2585 |
Ok, but next round is with me. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2586 |
One more before we hit the road? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2587 |
I bought two beers, seeing though I'm not driving home tonite. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2588 |
I'm a demon when I get wasted. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2589 |
Salud! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2590 |
One more before last call? |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2591 |
Your friend randomly didn't show up? - sure, I'll take his beer. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2592 |
No, I said "I've come for you." |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2593 |
Thanks, I’ve had one hell of a week. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2594 |
Care to join me for my last last call G.R.? |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2595 |
You can thank me in the car, or you can call Uber. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2596 |
No thanks, you're driving |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2597 |
Thanks! But actually, that's the one that gets you. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2598 |
Thanks Larry, that's just what I need...my throat's bone dry. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2599 |
Some people will do anything to get out of a bar tab... |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2600 |
Ah, there's no more road to have one for, Bud. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2601 |
Have a beer on me. You're kinda late for Halloween, but that is one hellova costume. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2602 |
It's really pale, try it. I know you'll like.it. |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2603 |
Have a beer, man. You look like death warmed over. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2604 |
Excuse me. Could you please lop-off the head of my beer? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2605 |
Congratulations on your liposuction. |
1.1600 |
0.07205 |
50 |
45 |
2 |
3 |
2606 |
I deserve it. Your mother-in-law was a tough old bird |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2607 |
Come on, one beer won't kill ya... |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2608 |
And what is your line of work, my friend? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2609 |
What tipped you off that I'm running for the Senate? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2610 |
I would except.......wait, are you blind? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2611 |
No, thanks--I like a dark bier. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2612 |
Even though she said, "It's not you, it's me" I'm pretty sure it was me, she never liked what I did for work. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2613 |
Either that...or it'll make you stronger |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2614 |
UBER? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2615 |
Salud! one last one before we hit the road? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2616 |
Can we wait until happy hour is over? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2617 |
Let's raise a glass to the ghost of Bannon past!" |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2618 |
Have a drink; it's not like it'll kill ya. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2619 |
Ha! Well, I”m known as the Rim Gripper! |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2620 |
Well, you look grim. Here's to happy hour. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2621 |
No thanks. I'll just wait until you finish yours. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2622 |
How about one for the road, before we go? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2623 |
C'mon..a little sip of beer never killed anyone. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2624 |
Hey man, how many graves will I be digging this week? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2625 |
Would it kill you to have a beer with me? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2626 |
No thanks, bro. It goes right through me. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2627 |
No thanks. I prefer dark, hoppy stouts, with a hint of death |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2628 |
Dude! From out of town? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2629 |
No thanks, I'm riding with you. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2630 |
Thanks.....but liquids go right through me. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2631 |
Carl was about to learn that Death only stops by to take out. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2632 |
I'd love to but I'm the designated reaper. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2633 |
Here's to celebrate another year! |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2634 |
I know you're burnt out. We'll have a beer and think about new career opportunities for you. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2635 |
Here, this one will really make you come alive. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2636 |
One for the road..on me, pal |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2637 |
Try this brew; it is a killer. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2638 |
And you have a GREAT 2018, as well. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2639 |
No way. You're dead to me. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2640 |
Drink them both and see what happens. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2641 |
Join me for one before closing time? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2642 |
You look like you could use one for the road. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2643 |
Here's to not being the only one to haunt this place. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2644 |
This one's on me. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2645 |
Have a beer. It won't kill you. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2646 |
Careful buddy, that stuff will be your death. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2647 |
If it makes you feel better, my liver's failing. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2648 |
Here’s to our tomorrows! |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2649 |
No thanks, I'm a designated driver. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2650 |
One for the road? Much obliged. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2651 |
No, you have it. After all, you are the designated dyer tonight. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2652 |
No problem, I planned on taking you home tonight. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2653 |
Oh, sure- just this once. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2654 |
You’re a bit early, its not until the hangover tomorrow that Ill want to die |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2655 |
I guess you could call it a mid-death crisis. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2656 |
Hey pal, when you're done with those beers, mind giving me a ride? |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2657 |
With the new GOP tax plan and cuts to medical coverage, you're going to be a busy boy. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2658 |
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2659 |
Don't worry buddy. I'm on your scythe. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2660 |
Thanks, but I can't...it goes right through me. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2661 |
Are you talkin' to me? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2662 |
Have one on me! You look a little parched. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2663 |
Take it! It’s not going to kill you. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2664 |
You'er welcome, and I'm pretty sure it isn't Happy Hour. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2665 |
It's totally yours if you reconsider. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2666 |
Maybe this will help put a little meat on you! |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2667 |
Have a brewski what's the worst that can happen? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2668 |
C'mon, one mo won't kill you |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2669 |
Don't I know you from the graveyard shift? |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2670 |
Here's to death, because death will give me one last bier. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2671 |
C'mon, let's drink to my health. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2672 |
Love to! I be not proud! |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2673 |
These 2-for-1s are too much for me. Want to help me kill this one? |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2674 |
Listen, when you hear "Death lies on her like an untimely frost / Upon the sweetest flower of all the field," you feel like: Whoa. Is this how people really see me? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2675 |
C'mon. There's always time for a beer! |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
2676 |
Thanks, but I'm on the clock. |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
2677 |
Here’s to a deal you can’t refuse |
1.1538 |
0.05052 |
52 |
44 |
8 |
0 |
2678 |
Thanks, but I was just leaving for Samarra. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2679 |
Grim Reaper? No, sorry. I’m Baby New Year. 2018... well, it’s gonna be tough. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2680 |
Sounds like today's been killing ya bud. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2681 |
I take cash only. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2682 |
Let's have a drink at my place. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2683 |
How about a drink for the road? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2684 |
Truce? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2685 |
At this point it can only make you stronger. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2686 |
Aw, c’mon, have one ... it won’t kill ya, |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2687 |
No thanks. If I drink this early, I'll be dead for the rest of the day. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2688 |
Of all the beer joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into this one. Here's looking at you, kiddo! |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2689 |
No, I said I'm here for you not a brew! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2690 |
No thanks, I just ordered a Molotov Cocktail. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2691 |
You're looking pretty grim. Here, have a beer. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2692 |
Come on, have a drink. One can't kill you. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2693 |
L'Chaim, buddy! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2694 |
Hey, beer today, gone tomorrow! |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2695 |
I see your reaping the benefits of that new conceal carry law, Jim. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2696 |
Designated dier! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2697 |
As long as you're here, it's happy hour everywhere else too. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2698 |
Thanks, but you may want that beer after you hear what I have to say. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2699 |
I'm touched - hardly anybody wants to have a beer with me. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2700 |
Here’s to the end of farm season! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2701 |
If I could smoke in here, my life would be complete. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2702 |
It’s not like it’s going to kill you to have one for the road. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2703 |
Take off that silly coat & hood and come join me for a beer. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2704 |
Thanks, but that stuff just goes through me. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2705 |
To Life! To Life! L'chayim! |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2706 |
I shouldn't – I'm about to meet a priest and a rabbi. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2707 |
Kill here often? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2708 |
Have one on me, buddy. Looks like you could use a "Happy Hour". |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2709 |
Bad day, friend? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2710 |
I could use that drink. Work was murder today. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2711 |
Have them both There ain't none where you're headed |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2712 |
Man, these Happy Hour prices are killer. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2713 |
When the bar tender said last round, I misinterpreted his meaning. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2714 |
Thanks, but I've got a different 'tall cold one' for you. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2715 |
A kind offer, but I'm afraid I'm working under a tight deadline. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2716 |
Of course my work is grim, that’s why I drink! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2717 |
Hey, get a life. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2718 |
What with the particularly busy year you've had, you look like you could use a tall one. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2719 |
Here you go, pal. You look like you've been working overtime. Besides, my wife is gonna kill me if I have one more. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2720 |
Last call? Why not. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2721 |
Thanks for the beer, but I'm still not going home with you. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2722 |
Here — it'll be the death o' ya! |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2723 |
Nah, I already got drunk in the underworld. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2724 |
You've got a face of an angel! Let me buy you a drink. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2725 |
It's too bad you can't drink on the job, you really slayed today. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2726 |
It's on me. These new craft beers are to die for. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2727 |
Here, have a beer before we go. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2728 |
You want this beer? Looks like that last one did my buddy in. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2729 |
Hi! You must be new around here. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2730 |
If only there was a better way to spend halloween |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2731 |
What are you afraid of? A drink never killed anyone. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2732 |
Here's to a good long friendship |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2733 |
Trust me, you're going to need that more that me. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2734 |
Sorry pal, but I have no stomach for beer. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2735 |
Yo! is that a Mets Flag? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2736 |
Since you're driving, these two are mine. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2737 |
Here, I bought this for Joe you haven't seen him have you? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2738 |
Thanks for the free round, partner! You say you're a salesman? What is this 'cirrhosis' you're selling anyway? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2739 |
L'chaim! L'chaim! To life! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2740 |
One now, and one after you visit Washington |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2741 |
Yes, I do feel like a draft. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2742 |
Hey, don't be so Grim... its happy hour. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2743 |
Let's do a cheers to life. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2744 |
This one’s on me, but you owe me one. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2745 |
Looks like you had a bad day too! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2746 |
Don't be so grim, have a drink on me |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2747 |
What’s your catch today? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2748 |
Did you hear the ACA deadline was December 15th? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2749 |
Sure, I could murder a beer right now. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2750 |
Since when did this bar get so grim? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2751 |
I drink to dull the pain, but you eliminate it. Love your work. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2752 |
One too many? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2753 |
Death be not proud have one on me. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2754 |
Sorry. I never drink on the job. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2755 |
No thanks. I really don't have time and neither do you! |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2756 |
No, you have them both; then I will get what I want. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2757 |
Taken in moderation, it won’t kill you. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2758 |
Here's to another new year. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2759 |
Please — I always hate to see a beer go to waste! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2760 |
Grim times for sure, have a drink. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2761 |
Good job weeding out the unemployed. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2762 |
Have an hour to kill? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2763 |
Is it hot in here, or is it just you? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2764 |
How nice! People usually offer me Clamato™! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2765 |
This seems like a karmic toss-up. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2766 |
No thanks! I'm just hanging out but I hope to meet up with you later. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2767 |
It's closing time..last call. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2768 |
One more before we hit the road? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2769 |
I could use a cold one. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2770 |
Nah, but I could really use a cigarette. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2771 |
I've been expecting you.... |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2772 |
No thanks, Kevin — but I will accept that ride home later. It’s sort of on my way...ha ha... |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2773 |
Well, you're not drivin' are ya? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2774 |
Down the hatch. It won't kill you. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2775 |
"Who's your tailor"? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2776 |
Right, I understand you have some digestive issues. But you have to appreciate the gesture... |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2777 |
Since Harry won't be drinking this one, Cheers! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2778 |
Here's to cliché's. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2779 |
And I looked, and held out a pale ale: and his name that sat beside me was Death. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2780 |
Were you at the Grateful Dead concert or is my beer trying to tell me something? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2781 |
Yeah, alright, but just this one. Last time I drank with you, I got fucking blotto and mixed up Lil Peep and Lil Pump. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2782 |
Cheers! Have a drink. You don't need to worry about a beer belly! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2783 |
Yes! To your health - such as it is. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2784 |
Look buddy, I don't want a beer. You were supposed to be home 4 hours ago so your wife told me to come get you. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2785 |
Come here often? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2786 |
L’chaim!....not. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2787 |
'You only go around once in life.' But I guess you knew that. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2788 |
Can's a man buy his mother-in-law a drink? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2789 |
Thanks, just let me remove the head first. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2790 |
Enjoy happy hour. Last call's coming soon. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2791 |
May I Be In Heaven A Half Hour Before The Devil Knows I'm dead |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2792 |
Shall we drink "to life"? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2793 |
You're welcome, and you can have a nightcap at my place later. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2794 |
No thanks, I'm scything. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2795 |
No thanks, I'm watching the waistline. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2796 |
A toast to you Trump! Good over evil always wins! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2797 |
No Thanks; I'm driving. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2798 |
Here you go. I heard someone once say in heaven there is no beer. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2799 |
Yes, I do come here often. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2800 |
Only if you let me drive! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2801 |
Sit down, have a beer and tell me your problems. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2802 |
Shall we drink to your health? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2803 |
Cheers, pal. They offer "2-for-1" in your line of work? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2804 |
Happy Death Day!!! |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2805 |
You can have it. He just ran across the street." "I know. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2806 |
You need to drink that down quickly. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2807 |
Say, how 'bout one for the road? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2808 |
Sorry but I am the designated driver for tonight |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2809 |
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and die together. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2810 |
No, that's OK - you have it. I'm just hangin', waiting for closing time. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2811 |
Come here often? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2812 |
Yeah, I'll take a pint. I'm tired just thinking about how busy I'll be once the Republicans take away everyone's health coverage. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2813 |
Actually I was hoping for someone drop-dead gorgeous. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
|