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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 C’mon, live a little. 2.0199 0.01912 2060 755 509 796
1 C’mon, live a little. 1.9744 0.01931 1994 767 511 716
2 No, thanks. I'm just here to kill time. 1.8175 0.03892 411 172 142 97
3 Just one. I have to get up in the morning and you don't. 1.8136 0.03040 719 318 217 184
4 Last call? You have no idea. 1.7910 0.03014 622 254 244 124
5 Here's to you and taxes. 1.7535 0.04820 284 137 80 67
6 C’mon, one won’t kill ya. 1.7500 0.03409 512 232 176 104
7 Here’s to drinking like there’s no tomorrow. 1.7282 0.04497 298 141 97 60
8 Can't - I'm on the job. 1.7104 0.03427 442 197 176 69
9 Last call. 1.7092 0.02721 822 404 253 165
10 Thanks, but I prefer spirits. 1.6989 0.02422 1033 515 314 204
11 I guess one more won’t kill me 1.6838 0.03444 468 227 162 79
12 After flirting with Death all afternoon, Bob finally makes his move. 1.6808 0.02167 1554 894 262 398
13 “Last Call” You probably hear that a lot 1.6628 0.03516 430 211 153 66
14 It's happy hour? Well this is awkward. 1.6583 0.03682 439 231 127 81
15 Last call. 1.6523 0.02461 1024 557 266 201
16 No thanks. I'm waiting for someone. 1.6519 0.04741 270 145 74 51
17 I swear I used to be everyone's biggest fear until some time late last January 1.6285 0.04011 358 194 103 61
18 No thanks, I prefer spirits. 1.6119 0.02272 1108 615 308 185
19 The good news--no hangover tomorrow... 1.6104 0.03684 403 219 122 62
20 Okay, you got one more day if you're buying. 1.6010 0.03470 421 224 141 56
21 Ironically it is Miller time... Mr. Miller. 1.5686 0.03478 503 308 104 91
22 I said "you're toast", not "your toast" 1.5606 0.03262 528 315 130 83
23 You look like you're ready for a cold one. 1.5601 0.03625 391 224 115 52
24 I think I'll pass. I'm your designated driver. 1.5495 0.03120 555 331 143 81
25 Sure, I’ve got a few minutes to kill. 1.5448 0.03336 525 327 110 88
26 No thanks. I'm the designated reaper. 1.5365 0.03609 397 237 107 53
27 No thanks, I prefer spirits. 1.5302 0.03408 464 285 112 67
28 A quick one but then we have to go. 1.5257 0.03318 447 266 127 54
29 I must admit you're taking it really well. 1.5196 0.03694 383 236 95 52
30 None for me, thanks. I'm your designated driver. 1.5171 0.03690 410 261 86 63
31 Hey buddy, one drink ain't gonna kill ya! 1.5127 0.03616 394 244 98 52
32 I'm here for last call. 1.5028 0.03757 362 227 88 47
33 I've always preferred you over taxes! 1.5027 0.03782 364 230 85 49
34 Nah, you have 'em both. I'll see you on the drive home. 1.5014 0.03942 359 234 70 55
35 Thanks, but I only consume spirits 1.5000 0.03904 354 228 75 51
36 No, thank you, I have to work in a few minutes. 1.5000 0.03842 354 225 81 48
37 You play hockey ?? 1.4986 0.03930 351 227 73 51
38 Last call, buddy. 1.4971 0.03949 344 222 73 49
39 In his current, inebriated state, Walt didn't realize he was flirting with Death. 1.4971 0.04055 344 227 63 54
40 No thanks. And you might want both of them. 1.4940 0.03927 334 213 77 44
41 Thanks, but one of us has to wake up tomorrow morning. 1.4874 0.04100 318 208 65 45
42 I don't think you should run a tab. 1.4839 0.04080 310 201 68 41
43 So I tells my old lady, 'Oh yeah, well, maybe I'll have two tonight, and maybe I won't come home. 1.4821 0.03924 307 193 80 34
44 Does this mean Happy Hour is over? 1.4820 0.04051 305 196 71 38
45 Here's to a long life. 1.4820 0.04051 305 196 71 38
46 Hey … we’re both left-handed. 1.4799 0.04176 298 195 63 40
47 Actually, a cold one is exactly what I had in mind 1.4781 0.04049 297 190 72 35
48 Aw, c'mon, another one isn't gonna kill either of us. 1.4757 0.04258 288 190 59 39
49 Live a little. 1.4714 0.04138 280 180 68 32
50 Here! Don't look so grim. 1.4714 0.04138 280 180 68 32
51 “To life” – really? 1.4712 0.04403 278 187 51 40
52 Looks like we're both here to grab a cold one. 1.4693 0.04415 277 187 50 40
53 If that's pumpkin spice, I'll have to kill you. 1.4669 0.04384 272 182 53 37
54 Sorry, I don't drink and scythe. 1.4669 0.04476 272 185 47 40
55 On the bright side, you won't be hungover. 1.4669 0.04384 272 182 53 37
56 I wish I could, but I'm with a client right now. 1.4639 0.04400 263 175 54 34
57 This one's on me, looks like you had a day from hell. 1.4622 0.04584 225 146 54 25
58 Have a beer man, you look pretty grim. 1.4615 0.04161 260 166 68 26
59 I got you the dark ale. 1.4588 0.04071 255 160 73 22
60 Thanks!....I love cold ones..... 1.4582 0.04305 251 163 61 27
61 Live a little. 1.4582 0.04342 251 164 59 28
62 No thanks. I never drink and scythe! 1.4556 0.04342 248 162 59 27
63 Thanks, but no thanks...it goes right through me. 1.4531 0.04104 245 154 71 20
64 I take it happy hour is about to end! 1.4523 0.04473 241 160 53 28
65 I have time for just one and, to be honest, so do you. 1.4523 0.04473 241 160 53 28
66 Beer today; gone tomorrow. 1.4464 0.04461 233 154 54 25
67 Don't tempt me. 1.4459 0.04694 231 158 43 30
68 Happy hour isn’t really my thing. 1.4459 0.04774 231 160 39 32
69 What part of "Last Call" did you not understand? 1.4459 0.04694 231 158 43 30
70 Come on, it won't kill you to have another one. 1.4454 0.04211 229 145 66 18
71 Um, the bet wasn't a beer, Dave... 1.4454 0.04560 229 153 50 26
72 Thanks, but I don't drink when I work. 1.4435 0.04460 230 152 54 24
73 I’d kill for a nice cold one. 1.4425 0.04339 226 146 60 20
74 All right, one more. But then it's time, Mr Miller. 1.4425 0.04603 226 152 48 26
75 I swear this will be my last one. 1.4420 0.04590 224 150 49 25
76 No, thanks. I have to go to work in about two minutes. 1.4420 0.04367 224 145 59 20
77 No thanks. I'm here on business. 1.4389 0.04634 221 149 47 25
78 EVEN BETTER, c’mon to my place an’ we’ll watch porn. 1.4384 0.04575 219 146 50 23
79 You look like I need a drink. 1.4378 0.04742 217 148 43 26
80 Are you meeting someone or just killing time? 1.4378 0.04512 217 143 53 21
81 No thanks. I'm waiting for someone. 1.4378 0.04742 217 148 43 26
82 Any friend of Steve Bannon is a friend of mine! 1.4350 0.05479 177 125 27 25
83 I guess one drink won't kill me. 1.4346 0.04651 214 144 47 23
84 Yeah, actually, I'd kill for one right now... 1.4293 0.04944 205 143 36 26
85 That stuff will kill you. 1.4293 0.04895 205 142 38 25
86 Thanks, but I think you’re going to need them both. 1.4250 0.04618 200 133 49 18
87 Okay, but it’s your funeral. 1.4250 0.04984 200 140 35 25
88 If you say 'To Life' one more time, we're going to have a problem. 1.4250 0.04934 200 139 37 24
89 I suppose one drink wouldn't kill me. 1.4250 0.04882 200 138 39 23
90 Ha, ha, what an outfit. You're killing me! 1.4235 0.04455 196 127 55 14
91 Wow! When they say last call, they really mean it. 1.4197 0.04733 193 130 45 18
92 I hear ya, buddy boy. A dead-end job is just the worst. Bottoms up. 1.4188 0.05103 191 135 32 24
93 Here's to you and taxes. 1.4171 0.05294 187 135 26 26
94 Here's to 2018. 1.4171 0.05239 187 134 28 25
95 You do know this puts a little damper on happy hour... 1.4171 0.04658 187 124 48 15
96 Sorry, I can't. I'm your designated driver. 1.4140 0.04672 186 124 47 15
97 Let's drink as if there is no tomorrow. 1.4140 0.05032 186 130 35 21
98 So I take it happy hour is over? 1.4140 0.05089 186 131 33 22
99 No thanks, had to give it up, kept getting wrong names and addresses. 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
100 No thanks. I never drink and scythe! 1.4130 0.04893 184 126 40 18
101 Thanks, but I prefer spirits. 1.4111 0.04580 180 118 50 12
102 I've been coming to this place for years but have never seen it this dead. 1.4111 0.05032 180 125 36 19
103 No thanks...that stuff will kill you. 1.4068 0.05153 177 125 32 20
104 I've got some bad news about happy hour. 1.4068 0.05153 177 125 32 20
105 When you say ‘last call’, we’re still just talking about closing my tab, right? 1.4068 0.05153 177 125 32 20
106 Here dude... Thanks for clearing my field. 1.4068 0.05090 177 124 34 19
107 Go ahead, one more won’t kill you. 1.4057 0.05132 175 123 33 19
108 Aw, thanks, I could kill for a cold one right now. 1.4046 0.05175 173 122 32 19
109 No, thanks. I'm just here to kill time. 1.4046 0.05109 173 121 34 18
110 Thanks, but I'm more into spirits. 1.4046 0.04769 173 116 44 13
111 Yeah, buddy - Obamacare really hurt my business, too. 1.4046 0.05175 173 122 32 19
112 I’m only interested in spirits. 1.4023 0.04677 174 116 46 12
113 Well, I guess one wouldn’t kill me 1.4012 0.05060 172 120 35 17
114 That's one hell of a bottle opener. 1.4000 0.05237 170 121 30 19
115 Tough week, eh? You look like Death. 1.4000 0.05034 170 118 36 16
116 Sorry Buddy, I only do spirits. 1.4000 0.05144 165 115 34 16
117 No, thanks. I don't drink and scythe. 1.3976 0.05596 166 123 20 23
118 Here you go: last call! 1.3976 0.05189 166 117 32 17
119 Nah, that stuff will kill ya. 1.3963 0.05089 164 114 35 15
120 Thanks, but I can't. I'm on the job. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
121 You know, before the election, people feared me. 1.3926 0.05395 163 118 26 19
122 I guess one more wouldn't kill me. 1.3926 0.05253 163 116 30 17
123 That stuff will kill you. 1.3913 0.05372 161 116 27 18
124 Fair to assume I won't be having a hangover tomorrow? 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
125 One more. Then I'm cutting you off. 1.3913 0.05226 161 114 31 16
126 Yeah, last call buddy. 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
127 No thanks, I'm your designated driver tonight. 1.3913 0.05226 161 114 31 16
128 Let's have one for the road. 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
129 You can have them both. I'll wait. 1.3913 0.05372 161 116 27 18
130 The President just nominated me for Surgeon General. 1.3885 0.05319 157 112 29 16
131 You know, that stuff will kill you. 1.3885 0.05319 157 112 29 16
132 And if I win, you visit my mother in law. 1.3856 0.05650 153 113 21 19
133 Did my wife send you? 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
134 How many of these will it take for you to forget why you came? 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
135 Trust me, you won't be needing two. 1.3841 0.05548 151 110 24 17
136 Well, okay, then, we’ll drink to YOUR health.... 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
137 No thanks, I'll have two in a minute. 1.3836 0.05689 146 107 22 17
138 I can't drink. I'm driving my motor sickle. 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
139 This is not what I meant by Last Call. 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
140 Hey, live a little! 1.3831 0.05308 154 110 29 15
141 Oh, no thank you. One of those and I become the REALLY grim reaper. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
142 Then I say "Dang, thought this was apartment 12".... You should see their faces! 1.3831 0.05543 154 113 23 18
143 Last call...indeed. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
144 No thanks. I'm just waiting for someone. 1.3814 0.06626 97 69 19 9
145 Thanks, but when I said I could use a "cold one" I meant you. 1.3802 0.06127 121 88 20 13
146 Okay one more, then you really gotta go. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
147 OK here's the deal. I'll buy you a beer, and you go out with my mother-in-law. 1.3784 0.05624 148 109 22 17
148 No, no. I said, "You're toast". 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
149 I would kill for a drink 1.3767 0.05595 146 107 23 16
150 I assume this means Happy Hour is over? 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
151 C'mon, man, live a little. 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
152 No thanks, I'm your Designated Driver. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
153 Would you mind taking this to my wife? 1.3767 0.05510 146 106 25 15
154 You do realize you're flirting with Death... 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
155 Tonight we drink 'til I drop. 1.3767 0.05510 146 106 25 15
156 Oh alright...... but I’m not changing my mind. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
157 No, I will not drink to your good health. 1.3750 0.05903 144 109 16 19
158 I suppose one drink wouldn't kill me. 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
159 Have a beer, you look like hell. 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
160 Awful nice of you to die me a brink. 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
161 What are we celebrating? 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
162 Don't tempt me. 1.3750 0.05736 144 107 20 17
163 Nice try. 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
164 No thanks. I'll just wait for you to be finished. 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
165 No, you have it wrong. The end is BEER. 1.3750 0.05651 144 106 22 16
166 It's always nice to see a fellow drinking like there's no tomorrow. 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
167 Actually, I'm just here for the bartender, but thanks anyway. 1.3740 0.06043 123 90 20 13
168 join me for the last call? 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
169 No beer for me. Just spirits. 1.3724 0.05618 145 107 22 16
170 No thanks. I don’t like the person I become when I drink. 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
171 Drink up. Your happy hour is about over. 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
172 I really admire a person who flirts with death. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
173 To Life! 1.3706 0.05844 143 108 17 18
174 Here's the deal! I buy you a beer. You promise to come back for me if he's re-elected. 1.3706 0.05759 143 107 19 17
175 On the plus side, I see you've been drinking like there's no tomorrow. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
176 Thanks, but I'm more of a spirits guy. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
177 Looks like you could use a cold one, Mr. Bannon. 1.3650 0.06206 137 107 10 20
178 Last round’s on you. 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
179 No thanks. The stuff goes right through me. 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
180 So I guess this really is last call, huh? 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
181 I can't, it'll go right through me 1.3630 0.05109 135 94 33 8
182 hello darkness my old friend 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
183 I was just toasting democracy in America and you showed up. How about that? 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
184 Is the reaping still as grim as it used to be? 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
185 Not tonight, I'm the designated reaper. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
186 It's pretty dead in here tonight. 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
187 Come on, pal. Live a little. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
188 Sure, I've got time for a quick one. You...maybe not. 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
189 OK, just one more, then we really need to go. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
190 Last call already? 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
191 Humor me, how’s a guy like you still single? 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
192 Last call it is. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
193 Can't. I'm your designated driver. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
194 Sure, I'd kill for a beer. 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
195 Thanks, but I can't drink beer. It goes right through me. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
196 Congrats on the new job, I'm sure you're going to kill it 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
197 C'mon buddy, live a little! 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
198 Have a beer. Eddie never comes in till around 10. 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
199 I just realized what you meant by 'last call'. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
200 I appreciate it, but what I actually said was ‘If I could only have one more year.’ 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
201 hello darkness my old friend 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
202 Well, if you're sure that Charlie isn't coming back, you can have his beer. 1.3538 0.05968 130 99 16 15
203 That's not quite what I meant by 'cold one.' 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
204 Yes--yes! Now that you mention it, I do come here often. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
205 Sure I'll have another, its not like it will kill me! 1.3520 0.04853 125 85 36 4
206 Thanks, but I'm more of a Spirits kind of guy 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
207 Well, you sure look like a republican to me. 1.3520 0.06038 125 95 16 14
208 I can help you stop drinking for good. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
209 Come on! One drink ain't gonna kill you! 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
210 Hey! You with the hoodie and hockey stick! Last call...! 1.3520 0.06038 125 95 16 14
211 No thanks, I'm still working 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
212 I'm his designated driver. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
213 Thanks, buddy. This really is last call! 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
214 You look like you had a killer day at work today. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
215 C'mon - one drink won't kill you! 1.3520 0.06248 125 97 12 16
216 Can you believe my luck tonight? It's buy one get one free! 1.3520 0.06248 125 97 12 16
217 So, are you in town on business? 1.3520 0.04985 125 86 34 5
218 I hate to give away the ending, but you'll be missing the last 13 minutes of happy hour. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
219 C'mon. One beer won't kill you. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
220 I've worked the graveyard shift too, brother, this one's on me. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
221 Thanks but I usually go for something a bit darker. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
222 Here, lighten up. You used to be such a happy reaper. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
223 The last one and then we go. I promise. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
224 Cheers! To the future! 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
225 Here's to you and the horse you rode in on! 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
226 Thanks, most people wouldn't be caught dead or alive buying me a beer. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
227 Hey, buddy! Have a beer on me. I just won 300 million dollars. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
228 Drinks are on me. I just won the lottery! 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
229 I'm not afraid of you... I was married to your sister for 35 years... 1.3516 0.05931 128 97 17 14
230 You’ve had more than enough. Now get in your car and drive. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
231 I'll take that drink, pal. By the way-- don't try to cross 5th Avenue at 3:27 pm next Tuesday. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
232 Well if it's last call, I am having two. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
233 This changes nothing. 1.3471 0.06178 121 93 14 14
234 That’s not what I meant by “I’m here to get a cold one.” 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
235 To taxes! 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
236 You know it’s last call, right? 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
237 Hey, buddy, why so grim? 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
238 Just have one - to take the edge off. 1.3471 0.05077 121 84 32 5
239 Well, this is going to be awkward. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
240 Are you flirting with me? 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
241 The only way you'll get this beer is if you pry it out of my cold dead hands. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
242 This one's for you? Funny, I was about to say the same thing. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
243 Thanks, but I need to stay grim. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
244 Thanks! And hey…don't worry about your tab. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
245 Looks like you could use a drink, bud. You look like hell... 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
246 Well, if you're sure John is not coming then you might as well have his beer 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
247 You just missed him. May as well have his beer 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
248 Well, this is awkward. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
249 This one on me -- you see, I don't fear death so much as I fear being sober 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
250 I like mine without a head. 1.3417 0.05857 120 90 19 11
251 My wife told me someday I'd drink myself to death. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
252 One more wouldn't kill you. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
253 Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
254 I have a boyfriend. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
255 After you hear what I'm about to tell you, you might want both. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
256 Last time someone bought me a drink was the last time someone bought me a drink 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
257 Are you kidding me; that stuff will kill you. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
258 Uh, sure. I don't think she'll mind if I'm a little late. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
259 Thanks, but I can't accept gifts from clients. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
260 No, I will not drink to your health. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
261 Dammit, why is everyone so happy to see me this year? 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
262 Ironically, Jim drank himself to death by drinking to Death. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
263 Yeah, but you took the guy I bought it for. Enjoy! 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
264 I really shouldn't. It goes right through me. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
265 Kinda dead in here tonight. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
266 Thanks, bud; reaping the souls of so many Republicans has got me beat. 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
267 What a relief, I thought taxes would get here first. 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
268 Thanks, friend. Still won't change August 19th, 2018... 1.3333 0.06062 114 87 16 11
269 Cheer up. When this administration implodes, people will fear you again. 1.3333 0.06188 114 88 14 12
270 Sure, I'll have a drink with you. I've got a lot more free time now the GOP is doing my job. 1.3333 0.06188 114 88 14 12
271 You can't cheat death, but you can bribe him. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
272 OK, but only because you can’t take it with you. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
273 I must warn you, my friendships don't last long. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
274 Can I buy you a beer? You look like hell. 1.3333 0.06062 114 87 16 11
275 Looks like you could use a stiff one. 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
276 Why don't YOU join ME instead? 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
277 No, thanks . . . that stuff will kill you. 1.3304 0.06264 112 87 13 12
278 I'm waiting for the priest and the rabbi. The joke didn't specify a time. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
279 Sorry, I work the graveyard shift. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
280 Death of an Alesman. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
281 Last call already? 1.3304 0.06134 112 86 15 11
282 I'm dying for a drink 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
283 Nah, I think you're going to need that more than me. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
284 On the contrary, last call is on me. 1.3304 0.06134 112 86 15 11
285 No, thanks. I'm just here to see if anyone knows my name. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
286 No thanks. It just runs right through me. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
287 No, thank you. I'm your designated driver tonight. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
288 Go ahead. Live like there's no tomorrow. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
289 I guess one more wouldn't kill me. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
290 Steve Bannon, is that you? 1.3273 0.06599 110 88 8 14
291 Steve Bannon!!! I haven't seen you since high school. 1.3273 0.06472 110 87 10 13
292 I guess one drink won't kill me. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
293 Thanks, but I can't. I'm driving you home tonight. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
294 So, you're just in town for an epidemic? 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
295 No, thanks. Waiting for last call. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
296 Who do you have to kill to get served around here? 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
297 Thanks but beer just goes right through me. 1.3243 0.06160 111 86 14 11
298 You don't know what I do,do you? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
299 Why not, I’m just killing time. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
300 No, really...you look like you’ve had a week. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
301 Can I at least bring these with me? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
302 No thanks pal, I'm your designated driver 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
303 "No thanks, I'm just here for take out. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
304 No thanks, that stuff will...actually, you drink it. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
305 No thanks. I don't drink when I'm working. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
306 You’re toast. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
307 Funny that you think this is a "happy" hour... 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
308 Would it kill them to put out some beer nuts? 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
309 Ah! A man who likes to tempt fate! 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
310 I'm just killing time, you? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
311 Don't worry about the tab. 1.3241 0.06286 108 84 13 11
312 Flirt with me all you want, I can't get rid of your student loans. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
313 You keep it. I'm driving. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
314 Thank you. Not right now, I'm working. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
315 Here, have a beer. My job is similar and lonely as well. I'm the chair of the Senate Health Committee. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
316 None for me, thanks. I'm reaping. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
317 Thanks, Frank, but I think you're gonna need that more than I do. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
318 Thanks, but neither one of us has time. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
319 Hey, at least you've got a job. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
320 No hard feelings. No one looks like their profile picture. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
321 Take my hand and walk towards the Lite. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
322 Make that 'to go', bud. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
323 Funny , but I have a last call for you as well 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
324 Here’s mud in your socket. 1.3208 0.06222 106 82 14 10
325 I thought last call wasn’t for another hour. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
326 You're damned if I do, you're damned if I don't. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
327 I almost never buy beer for a stranger, but I’ve just got a good feeling about you. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
328 ... actually, I'd kill for a lite beer... 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
329 No thanks. I'm more into spirits. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
330 Slide on over buddy - I've been dying to talk to someone. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
331 No thanks, I've already killed enough brain cells. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
332 If you are taking me with you for all of eternity, then you are going to need this. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
333 Sure, I'll drink to your good fortune . . . but then I gotta tell you something 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
334 C’mon! One more won’t kill you. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
335 One for the road, pal? 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
336 You are not the scariest thing out there, anymore, pal. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
337 No, thanks. I'm on duty. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
338 You're obviously dying to share a beer with someone 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
339 One for the road? 1.3208 0.06365 106 83 12 11
340 Nah, you have it. You got your car keys, right? 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
341 Come on over and I'll explain what the estate tax law changes will mean for your business 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
342 It's 666 somewhere, right? 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
343 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do come here often. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
344 No thanks. I'm the designated reaper. 1.3208 0.06365 106 83 12 11
345 See if this helps take the edge off. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
346 I guess this is the last call for both of us. 1.3208 0.06222 106 82 14 10
347 Well in that case, I'm buying. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
348 Death walks into a bar... 1.3208 0.06365 106 83 12 11
349 A LITE BEER, MORTAL? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
350 Don’t mind if I do. Today has been a killer. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
351 Don't beer the reaper. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
352 Why thank you kind sir. I am kind of parched after spending the day destroying the federal government and the American way of life. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
353 I suppose your aneurysm could wait a few more minutes. I'm parched! 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
354 No, it's not Halloween. Next guess? 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
355 I guess you might as well finish his beer. 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
356 You sure it's gluten free? 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
357 You look like you're dying for a beer 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
358 That actually brings me to why I'm here. 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
359 Sure is dead around here tonight. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
360 Beats me why he lit out of here so fast. You might as well have his beer. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
361 Thanks, but I sort of prefer it without the head 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
362 I prefer a darker brew 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
363 Yes I am here for a cold one. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
364 It's 1 am. I'm here for your 1:30 drunk driving accident. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
365 To taxes! 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
366 Thanks – don't mind if I do. I'm bone-dry. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
367 Yes, it's Miller Time, Mr. Miller 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
368 That stuff goes straight to my feet. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
369 To a long life! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
370 No thanks, I'm still on the clock 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
371 What the heck, let's live a little. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
372 I guess this is my last call. Join me? 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
373 This is definitely the last call. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
374 Sure, I'll have a beer. I told Grandma I'd give her five more minutes. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
375 Come on, it's last call 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
376 Can't. Gluten. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
377 Drink up . . . it's last call. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
378 No thanks, tonight I’m here for spirits. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
379 No Thanks, H.R. has advised me to keep things professional. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
380 Well, if I only have time for the one, you may as well have the other. 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
381 I really shouldn't, I'm on the clock. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
382 Thanks, but beer goes right through me. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
383 Naa, I gotta go, my wife is gonna kill me! 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
384 Come on, pal. Live a little. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
385 Oh, c’mon — a couple of beers never killed anybody. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
386 Well, subtlety didn't work, so here's one for you: Death walks into a bar........... 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
387 All right, one more for the road, but then we gotta go. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
388 You know I don’t, and now you’re just stalling. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
389 So...I guess this is last call. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
390 I can wait. You still have an hour on the meter. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
391 I can't - I'm the designated survivor. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
392 No thanks. I'm here on business. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
393 Stay for another round ... this game just went into sudden death! 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
394 Here.....you look like you've had a rough day. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
395 Last round? 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
396 I feel your pain. Being compared to Steve Bannon could really tarnish your reputation. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
397 Okay, but when happy hour ends I'm cutting you off. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
398 Cheer up! It's not the end of the world. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
399 Cheers? I don't often hear that. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
400 Just the one. I'm on a deadline. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
401 Come on, cheer up. It might be just one term. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
402 I love it when happy hour meets last call. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
403 Relax, have a beer. You have plenty of time before the new health-care bill is passed. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
404 Last call's on me. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
405 One more won’t kill you 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
406 No thanks. I had a cold one earlier. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
407 You look like death--here, have one on me. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
408 Sorry mate, we don’t serve spirits here. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
409 One drink's not gonna kill you. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
410 A couple more rounds and I might just leave with you. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
411 Fine, one more year. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
412 I'm here for last call. 1.3021 0.06642 96 77 9 10
413 Is this the last call? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
414 OH, you must be my Uber guy. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
415 Thanks, but you only have time for one more. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
416 I feel like hell. You look like hell. Country's going to hell. Oh what the hell. Have a beer. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
417 Sure. I'll join you for last call. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
418 OK, but this is the last one. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
419 Sure. And I'll drink to no more taxes. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
420 To Life!...or not. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
421 You ARE off duty, aren't you? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
422 Thanks, but I’m gluten free. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
423 You don't have to stay here, but you can't go home. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
424 I suppose there's nothing wrong with us both getting stiff. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
425 No thanks, the stuff just runs right through me. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
426 No thanks, I'm off gluten. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
427 Oh c’mon, one won’t kill you! 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
428 Hey, why so grim? 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
429 Well, I guess one more wouldn't kill me. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
430 So what certainty are we drinking to, death or taxes? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
431 Cheers to a near-death experience! 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
432 To your night off! 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
433 No thanks, that stuff'll kill you. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
434 Thanks for the beer but I'm more into spirits. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
435 You really weren't kidding about the "last call" were you? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
436 Thanks - the guy was a real asshole. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
437 I'll take the beer...but don't think you're off the hook. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
438 I would chug them if I were you. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
439 Would it kill you just to try one? 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
440 Yeah, I don't think it's the outfit mate. Here, just have a beer. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
441 No thanks, I have to work tonight. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
442 You might want to sip yours. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
443 And the good news is your tab will be wiped clean. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
444 OK, one more, but we really have to go after this one 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
445 To my health! 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
446 Here's to a long life. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
447 Here’s to a long and healthy life 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
448 'Last Call'...hum, I'm gonna start using that! 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
449 ...But the GOOD news is that you won't have a hangover in the morning. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
450 "Only if you promise to drive me home". 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
451 I'm sorry, you look nothing like your profile picture. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
452 "One before "lights out"? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
453 Yeah, sure. I been dying for a beer. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
454 I'd love one. But unfortunately for you, I'm on the job. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
455 Go ahead -- one won't kill you 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
456 Oh no thank you, I much prefer the spirits here. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
457 "What's your poison?" Ha! Ha! Cheers! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
458 No thanks, I’m the designated driver this evening. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
459 Thanks, but I really shouldn't. Whenever I drink I feel like death the next morning. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
460 The name's Taxes...Joe Taxes. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
461 Here’s, to drinking and driving 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
462 I will, thanks. Been a killer of a week. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
463 No thanks, I’m partial to spirits. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
464 It's about time you got here! Have a drink and take me outta here, before Trump starts the Apocalypse. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
465 Ever since November 8th, 2016, people have been quite happy to see me coming! 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
466 Oh, what the hell. One won't kill me. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
467 No thanks, I only came in for the atmosphere 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
468 Stick around, have a beer, my mother-in-law will be here soon. 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
469 I'm flattered, but you should know you're flirting with death. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
470 I'd toast to your health ... but we both know it won't make a difference. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
471 You don’t get why I am here, do you? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
472 Now that taxes are no longer certain, here's to 'Death!' 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
473 No thanks, man. That's how I ended up with this job in the first place. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
474 L'Chaim! 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
475 Yes, thanks! And I will gladly pry it from your cold, dead hands. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
476 Are you my designated driver? 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
477 I need it - I've been unseated as the world's scariest man. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
478 I'll tell ya, it's nice to watch men in Hollywood kill their own careers for a change. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
479 I didn't say 'make a toast.' I said 'you are toast.' 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
480 Fine. One beer. But then we've gotta go. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
481 This one's on me - you look like death warmed over! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
482 Gotta little time to kill? 1.2889 0.06749 90 73 8 9
483 Have one on me. Looks like I don't need to worry about the tab. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
484 I’m good. That stuff’ll kill you. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
485 You were in that Bergman film, right? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
486 No really, this is last call. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
487 No thanks, I'm gluten free. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
488 So what brings you here? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
489 Sure. We'll call it one for the road. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
490 I'd love one--work was hell today. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
491 Thanks. I am a bit dry. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
492 What´s your hurry? Lets share a last one and then I´ll drive you home. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
493 C'mon...it won't kill ya. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
494 You’re right, I am looking forward to a cold one 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
495 No, you take both. You won't be driving tonight. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
496 Thanks pal, but it just goes right through me. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
497 Hail to thee, blithe spirit 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
498 I've polished off quite a few myself. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
499 It's a little too late for that. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
500 I’m afraid neither of us has the time. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
501 Join you? Ahhh, what the hell. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
502 Busy day? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
503 (Hmmm. Either I drink with him now to be polite before I kill him, or I can just kill him now and I'll get to drink both beers). 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
504 This new IPA is to die for. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
505 Thanks, man. I'd kill for a cold one. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
506 Kinda gives 'last call' a whole new meaning, doesn't it? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
507 Want a beer? You look like death! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
508 One more. Then you’re done. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
509 You just knock back both of them. I’ll wait for you in the car. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
510 I'm serious Tom, this is the last call. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
511 C'mon. You only live once. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
512 This is the fifth time you've pulled this, Dave- you know that I can't hold my liquor. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
513 Oh go ahead, have one. It won't kill you. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
514 Perhaps in another life. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
515 No thanks—-that stuff goes right through me. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
516 No, thanks, but I can be your designated driver. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
517 Is it always this dead here? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
518 Have a beer, live a little. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
519 Don't worry, it's gluten-free. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
520 Cheers mate. Nice to meet you. I'm from down under too. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
521 That stuff'll kill ya. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
522 OK. One for the road. But then we're outta here. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
523 You only die once. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
524 I would, but beer goes straight through me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
525 Thanks, but I don't have the stomach for it. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
526 Go on ... it won't kill you! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
527 Seriously, last call. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
528 Don't worry, after the 2 for 1 happy hour the place will be dead. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
529 No, thank you. Beer goes right through me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
530 I guess another drink wouldn't kill me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
531 You look like someone who could kill for beer. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
532 No thanks. I'm tonight's Designated-Reaper. See you on the road home, though. 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
533 This one is on me. Love you guys from Breitbart 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
534 Thanks, but beer tends to run right through me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
535 Have one. It won’t kill you. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
536 Don't worry. I'm here for the bartender 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
537 Thanks, but I never drink on the job. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
538 Say goodbye to your hops and drams. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
539 Why don't you kill them both? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
540 The hell you say. One for the road, then. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
541 Have a beer, buddy. You look grim. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
542 No seriously, what's your poison? 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
543 Thanks, but I never drink on the job. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
544 I can't. I'm working. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
545 Why not, it is last call. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
546 I've got sobering news. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
547 Looking for a cold one? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
548 I can't, it goes right through me. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
549 C’mon, one beer won’t kill ya. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
550 Looks like you could use a bier! 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
551 Cheers to remaining the only thing certain in this world 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
552 To hell with last call. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
553 Thanks, but I'll pass. I don't like to drink and scythe. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
554 Thanks, but I really shouldn't be drinking on the job. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
555 That is not the ‘Samuel Adams’ I am here to collect. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
556 A toast to three weeks without a smoke! 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
557 Thanks, but no thanks. I am your designated driver tonight, you know. 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
558 No thanks....you'll be needing them both, I'm afraid. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
559 You may want to close your tab too. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
560 One more for the end of the road? 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
561 It's your lucky day: I found your car keys too. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
562 Here have a glass. Can I set you up on a blind date with my mother-in-law? 1.2738 0.07055 84 70 5 9
563 Not sure where my friend just disappeared to, but you can have his beer. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
564 If that's a Guinness, you get another decade. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
565 Awh, come on, one won't kill ya. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
566 That's...not why I'm here. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
567 Here's to tomorrow! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
568 No thanks. I'm due at the White House. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
569 Nah, that stuff always goes right through me. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
570 No thanks. I'm not allowed to drink during Happy Hour. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
571 Would it kill you to have a little fun. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
572 RIP? No, IPA! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
573 You're a 'glass-half-full' kinda guy, amiright? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
574 Have a drink. It ain't over yet. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
575 At this hour, it’s usually dead in here. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
576 Hey, haf a lil drinky poo with me. You never know when death could be staring you in the face. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
577 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... 1.2716 0.07246 81 68 4 9
578 I'd love to, but I'm the designated reaper tonight. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
579 Not so grim, my friend. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
580 I'd drink both if I were you. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
581 I love how dead this place is. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
582 Would it kill me to buy you a round? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
583 No thanks, it always goes right through me 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
584 No thanks, I’m watching my carbs. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
585 L'chaim? Really? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
586 Have a drink. You look like death. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
587 How YOU doin'? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
588 Sorry ‘bout yer beer, but right now, I need ‘em both !! 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
589 No thanks, but I'll let you give me a ride home. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
590 You're here for the beer, right? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
591 Let's drink to your health! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
592 Last ones on me! 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
593 I guess another beer wouldn't kill me. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
594 Here pal, what could possibly go wrong? 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
595 I never met a celebrity before. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
596 The last one’s on me. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
597 Oh c’mon, one won’t kill you! 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
598 I'll wait for you in the car. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
599 Thanks for giving me back my car keys, mister. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
600 Bottoms up. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
601 My wife should be here in a few minutes. Have a beer. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
602 Hey buddy, care to join me for last call? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
603 How did you know I’d like the Pale Ale? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
604 No, thanks. I'm tonight's designated reaper. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
605 Whatever doesn't kill you! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
606 Want a drink? You look like death. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
607 I promise this is my last one. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
608 Here's to new beginnings. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
609 C'mon, one drink wouldn't kill you. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
610 I don't need your assistance. When I get home tonight my wife's going to kill me. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
611 Well, OK. But I insist - the last round's on me. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
612 Naw--let's stick around a little longer. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
613 Steve? Is that you? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
614 No thanks...that stuff will kill you. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
615 Join me? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
616 C'mon, give it a try--it won't kill ya'! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
617 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Gif me a minute, I'll dwive you there m'self. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
618 No, thanks. You know what they say, "an eternity on the hips." 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
619 ."Hi. Waiting for someone. ?" 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
620 None for me, booze is the real killer 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
621 No, I don’t have any plans this evening. Why do you ask? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
622 It's no longer happy hour. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
623 Thank you, but just so you know, I have a boyfriend. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
624 "Believe it or not, I'm actually here for the hat". 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
625 I do believe I would settle for that head and body. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
626 Death? Hi, Death, I'm Joe. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
627 I'm more of a Bloody Mary guy myself. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
628 I'd love to, but it'll just go right through me. 1.2658 0.06909 79 65 7 7
629 How many years does a floral yet hoppy IPA from Vermont get me? 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
630 Thanks for takin’ care of the mother-in-law 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
631 To death. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
632 You bet your life I would! 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
633 Aw, c'mon. Have a beer...it's not gonna kill you! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
634 Hey, pal, why so grim? 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
635 C'mon life is short, live a littel! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
636 Would you like to have a beer-death experience? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
637 It's good for the soul. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
638 Who’s a guy gotta kill to get a drink around here? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
639 Thanks, here's to a long life 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
640 Here's to the Middle Class whom I shall remember with fondness. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
641 No buddy, to your health. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
642 About that "last call" you just responded to... 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
643 I take it you're not a happy drunk 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
644 Normally I wouldn't be caught dead in this dive. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
645 Skull! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
646 My boss is the devil too! 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
647 Why is it I always get stuck with the tab? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
648 No thanks, I'm your Designated Driver. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
649 It’s on me, Mr Bannon! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
650 Thanks, but I think you’d better drink both of them. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
651 Last call? You have no idea. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
652 I guess one, wouldn't kill me. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
653 Thanks. But not while I’m working. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
654 Maybe I don’t want to ‘live a little.’ 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
655 Well, my wife sure warned me there'd be hell to pay when I got the tab! 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
656 You’re looking a little grim. This one’s on me. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
657 Relax pal! You look like death hungover. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
658 I'm willing to reach across the aisle if you are. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
659 You go ahead. I'll wait. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
660 Here's to thankless jobs - but hey, at least we're working, right? 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
661 No thanks. I'm reaping later. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
662 Thanks! I'd toast you, too, but you're already toast. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
663 Seriously, drink will definitely be the death of you. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
664 You don't know who I am, do you? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
665 Thanks, but it goes right through me. 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
666 If you can lose your job to automation . . .who's next? 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
667 No thanks. Where you're going, you'll wish you had both. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
668 This takes blacking out to a whole new level. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
669 'Would I be interested in a COLD ONE? Huh? You tryin' to be funny, mister?' 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
670 I'll wait for you in the car. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
671 Okay, but the next one's on me 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
672 Now that tax reform is done, you're all that's left. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
673 No thanks, I don't drink on the job. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
674 It's on me-they just repealed my tax. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
675 I wouldn't be too worried about racking up a tab if I were you either. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
676 No thanks, I'm the designated... Oh, what the hell, one's not going to kill me, right? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
677 OK. But just one more - then we really gotta go! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
678 No, thanks. I try not to drink and scythe. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
679 Now that you mention it, I do come here often. But most people don't call me baby. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
680 Have a beer on me and tell me all about your next appointment. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
681 This one’s on me. It’s last call. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
682 'No thanks, I don't like to drink and scythe.' 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
683 Well okay, I suppose another one won't kill me. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
684 One's not gonna kill you... 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
685 Taste this new microbrew. It’s killer. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
686 No thanks, you'll need it when you see who's up there. 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
687 Drink up. You can't take it with you. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
688 My pleasure. I had a very good year. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
689 No, let me buy. It's quite literally last call. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
690 I can’t. I’m your designated driver. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
691 Thanks, but I'm working. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
692 I can tell you, that stuff will kill you. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
693 Thanks my man; I'll wait till you're done. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
694 You look like death warmed over. Have a frosty one? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
695 Just in time for the last call! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
696 No thanks. I'm still on the job. 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
697 Shall we go merrily into this good night? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
698 Thanks, I'd kill for one. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
699 Here's to the "death tax"! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
700 You look like a pale ale kind of guy. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
701 Yes, thanks. That'll buy you another 15 minutes. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
702 Here fella, have a drink. It doesn't look like it could do you any harm. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
703 How do they toast people where you come from? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
704 My doctor said stop drinking. But what’s it going to do, kill me? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
705 Bottoms up, Harry, it's last call. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
706 Drink as much as you want. I'll drive. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
707 No thanks, I'm still on the clock 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
708 Killer week? 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
709 Is it offensive if I say l'Chaim? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
710 You had me at "hello". 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
711 Such a relief not to have to worry about end-of-life care. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
712 Oh, come on; one beer won't kill ya! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
713 Thanks, but I never drink when I’m working. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
714 I might be grim, but I still enjoy Happy Hour. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
715 To life, to life , l'chiam 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
716 I will gladly join you but then there’s somewhere you have to be. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
717 Sure. One more won't kill me. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
718 OK OK you CAN take it with you. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
719 Yes, I will share a beer with you Mr. Miller, since it is your time. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
720 I'll wait. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
721 Last call. Care to join me? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
722 No, thanks. Go ahead and drink up. You're won't be driving tonight. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
723 Thanks! Work was murder this week. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
724 Sure, I'll have one. After all, it is last call! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
725 You just need to live a little. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
726 Why don't you finish them both and speed things up for me? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
727 Always good to get a drink in before the graveyard shift 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
728 Well - only if you're driving. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
729 Make it one for the Reaper, and one more for the road. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
730 Enjoy them while you can because this is last call. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
731 I got a call from your liver. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
732 You should have yours 'to go!' 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
733 You voted for Trump too? Sweet. Want some of this antifreeze? Never tried it before but it sure smells good and I heard it gets you really fucked up. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
734 This one is on me pal, please tell me it's your day off. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
735 No, I won't join you, but ironically you will be joining me. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
736 Here's the deal. First one finished has to leave ... alone. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
737 You're just in time. I'm running a tab. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
738 Is that a draft or is it me? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
739 To Life! 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
740 How about a stiff one? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
741 I'd rather have a Zombie. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
742 Here's to Life! 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
743 No thank you, I'm going to be your designated driver, tonight! 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
744 Drink up, you deserve it! You got that tax bill passed! 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
745 Drink up...it's LAST call. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
746 Just one. It goes right through me. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
747 Well I've just met you and I don't think you're a buzz kill at all. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
748 One more before I go? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
749 You look like hell. Have one on me. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
750 No Thanks. I’m waiting for someone. Drink up. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
751 Well I guess one won't kill me! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
752 Have a drink. You're looking grim. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
753 Do you stutter or really say’last last call’? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
754 To good spirits! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
755 Here's to life, or what's left of it. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
756 I suppose one wouldn’t kill me. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
757 I always just miss happy hour. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
758 Oh yes, after I swipe off that head. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
759 Relax! I'm just here to unwind between clients. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
760 I thought you were dead! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
761 Here, you can get me the next time. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
762 A beer death experience 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
763 No thanks, I am on the job. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
764 Thanks, buddy, I'm here for you too-- drink's on me! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
765 You look like you need this more than I do, buddy. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
766 Fears! 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
767 You better “chug” those. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
768 Farmer, ay? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
769 Bet you can’t kill this beer! 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
770 Thanks, but it might affect my aim. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
771 I said I wanted a bier. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
772 Oh come on, one little beer isn't gonna kill you. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
773 Umm, yes. I suppose I have been 'killing it' today. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
774 Oh no thank you, I'm working 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
775 May you be in heaven half an hour befor the devil knows you're dead. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
776 Here you go,Pal. Maybe this will take the edge off. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
777 Go ahead, drink 'em both. It's last call, for you. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
778 Thanks, but I need something stiffer after the day I've had. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
779 To good health!? Guess again pal. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
780 Cheer up. If they wipe out cancer, another disease will come along. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
781 Okay, one more than I really have to kill you. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
782 Sorry, I'm working. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
783 If you had a chest this would put some hair on it. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
784 I guess when they said "last call" they really meant it. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
785 Yea, okay. But we still have to leave together 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
786 C'mon, it's Happy Hour. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
787 Thanks, I’d kill for a beer. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
788 No thanks. I don't drink when I'm working. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
789 Here -- looks like I don't have time for both. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
790 You'll need one for the road 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
791 Thanks for the beer, this new job is killing me. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
792 No thanks ... I don't drown sorrows. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
793 Hey Buddy, how about a cold one? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
794 Sorry, I'm on the job. And when I mess up, people live. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
795 Just so you know, I'm about to bring a whole new meaning to "Last Call." 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
796 No thanks, I already drank myself to death. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
797 Triple IPA from Vermont, it's to die for. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
798 Ok, I heard ya, Mister Last Call 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
799 To your health! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
800 Thanks, but I'm not allowed to drink on the job. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
801 Yes, it’s really me but you have nothing to worry about. I work for the Department of Health and Human Services now. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
802 That damn cardiologist saved another one, huh. Here ya go, Grimmy. First round is on me. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
803 Ah, come on, one more won't kill you! 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
804 Mondays, am I right? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
805 Thanks Bannon 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
806 I usually wait till last call 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
807 Cold and stiff, just as you like 'em. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
808 No thanks. I'll just go wait in the car. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
809 Sure. What the hell. You only have time to drink one anyway. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
810 Yes, it's actually quite similar to Margaritaville! 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
811 No disrespect, but it's happy hour. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
812 Thanks, but they go right through me. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
813 Why not? I've got time to kill." 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
814 No thanks, I stick to pale ales. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
815 The Gravediggers' Union salutes you, Sir. 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
816 To your health, old buddy. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
817 I'll buy you a round if you don't mind stopping by the White House. 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
818 I'd love one--work was hell today. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
819 Have one on me! I hear it’s last call. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
820 If I were you, I'd drink both! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
821 I'm guessing you've probably never had an IPA? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
822 It's a quarter to three. Now why do you think there's no one else here except you and me? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
823 You win. Less filling. Now let’s go. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
824 Hey buddy, have a beer. Just one won’t kill ya! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
825 Drink up american, it's your last happy hour. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
826 I'd share but it looks like I'm not driving tonight. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
827 I'm really not supposed to drink with the customers. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
828 Steve Bannon, you look like you could use a drink. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
829 This craft beer is to die for. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
830 Here ya go, pal. I'm driving. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
831 You Uber guys are everywhere! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
832 Here's to one last round for the road. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
833 Thanks, but I prefer a Bloody Mary. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
834 One more before closing? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
835 I wish I could bring an early end to 2017, too. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
836 Busy year, huh? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
837 Thanks, but... you need it more than I do. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
838 Here's to a long and happy life! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
839 Are you familiar with the phrase: 'dead drunk?' 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
840 Come on. It won't kill you. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
841 Sorry I don't drink on the job 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
842 Not while I'm in uniform, but thanks anyway. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
843 Here's to you, Ghost of Christmas future! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
844 Cheer up. The GOP is eliminating Obamacare. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
845 Last call...indeed. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
846 Last round is on me. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
847 To the future! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
848 That's not what I meant by 'It's your turn'. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
849 Here's to looking at death straight in the eye! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
850 Looks like I won’t have to pay my tab today, so might as well 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
851 C'mon Death, live a little. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
852 Tough day at work too? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
853 One more before I go? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
854 This stuff will be the death of me, but cheers anyway friend! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
855 Thanks, but it just goes right through me. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
856 Better make that ‘to go,’ bud. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
857 No thanks. Beer goes right through me. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
858 Cheer up, there’s another election in 2020. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
859 No thanks - when I drink and scythe, they occasionally arrive alive. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
860 Thanks, but I'm working. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
861 I'm waiting for happy hour to end. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
862 You're not going to finish that. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
863 Why not? I hate doing my job sober. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
864 Why yes thank you, I'll have one. After all it's last call. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
865 Hell yes, I'll wait 'til you drink both. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
866 Thanks no, but can you give me a ride home? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
867 Thanks, but you're going need that more than I do. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
868 Happy Hour isn't the only thing about to end. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
869 Have a drink, it won't kill you. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
870 How 'bout one more for the road... 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
871 You're thinking of my father, Time. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
872 Have a drink buddy, it's not like it will kill you 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
873 You've never heard of Happy Hour? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
874 I'm dying to have a drink with you, buddy. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
875 Where have you been all my life? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
876 It won't change my mind. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
877 Thank you, I'm as dry as a bone. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
878 Thanks, but that’s not the bier I was talking about. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
879 Live a little. You only die once! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
880 Geez, buddy, looks like you could use a drink! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
881 I can't. GOP's got me working overtime. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
882 You go ahead. I'll wait. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
883 Thanks, I have something for you too. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
884 Drink too much, and tomorrow morning's gonna be hell. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
885 Toast? ...I'm not toast, you're toast. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
886 Thanks, but I don't drink on the job. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
887 Sure, we share a couple of drinks, some laughs, but believe me, it's not going to end well. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
888 You're welcome, sir. Now, do you remember saying you were dying for a drink? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
889 Here's mud in your eye-socket! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
890 Now God can just swipe left, and I'm out of a job. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
891 Is it gluten-free? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
892 C'mon, I voted for your guy. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
893 Cheers! Looks like a great year for you Republicans! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
894 What doesn't kill you....oh wait 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
895 Thanks, but I'm driving. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
896 Thanks pal, you're a real life saver! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
897 Are you celebrating Trump too? 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
898 Hey gorgeous! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
899 I don't have time for a drink, and neither do you. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
900 Very tempting, but I'm on the clock. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
901 To Death! Let us part. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
902 Thanks, but no. I'm the designated driver. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
903 No thanks. Alcohol goes right through me. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
904 It's a little yeasty, but it won't kill you. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
905 Just one...I'm reaping tonight...and by the way... 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
906 Here ya go buddy. Nobody's happy ALL the time. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
907 Why so grim? This one's on me. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
908 Bold move Jimmie, but I'm not here for you! 1.2394 0.07361 71 61 3 7
909 Not the "cold one" I was talking about. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
910 My place or yours? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
911 Yea, I always stick around for last call 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
912 Someone said last call?? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
913 Drink up.....Last call! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
914 None for me, thanks, that stuff'll kill you. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
915 You look different from your profile photo. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
916 Just one, then we gotta go 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
917 You're a scythe for sore eyes, too, pal. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
918 Alright, just the one. Then I really must take you to this after-hours place. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
919 You keep it. It’s almost last call. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
920 Sure, why not? Call me the ghost of Christmas Pabst. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
921 No, thanks. You’re driving tonight. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
922 Aw, c'mon, one beer won't kill ya. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
923 That wasn't the happy hour bell, Bob. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
924 Nah keep it, beer just goes right through me. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
925 'It's yours now, the guy sitting here just dissapeared" 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
926 Here's to your health. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
927 Hey! I bet you'd like a cold one. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
928 Let's drink to my health! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
929 You do know happy hour ends at ends at 7, right? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
930 No, I insist. Last call's on me. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
931 Thanks, I could kill for a beer right now. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
932 Feel like killing a beer or two, mister? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
933 Thanks, but I’ve already had so much, that could be the death of me. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
934 No thanks, you're driving 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
935 Come on...one drink won't kill you. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
936 'A better place,' you say? I guess we'll see, but this place sets the bar pretty high. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
937 I guess I won't be driving, so I'll have two. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
938 No, my friend, Happy Hour it isn't. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
939 Take off your coat, honey, put down your mop, and let's get acquainted. 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
940 I guess this really is “last call”! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
941 One for the roadkill. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
942 Have a beer, buddy...you look like death warmed over. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
943 Ironically, you missed last call. But I got you. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
944 Norm!!!! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
945 Well aren't you a scythe for sore eyes. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
946 Does this mean Happy Hour is over? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
947 It'll take the edge off. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
948 I can't tonight, I'm the designated scyther. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
949 I'm not sure which team is yours, but I hope they win. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
950 No, thanks, I'm waiting for some health nut. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
951 Hey pal have a beer. You look like death warmed over. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
952 This winter ale is to die for. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
953 I ordered two. The bartender told me it would be last call. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
954 I really shouldn't, I'm on the clock. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
955 Buddy, my name’s not ‘Shweety’, and I promise you don’t want to come home with me. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
956 Here's to tomorrow! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
957 Oh come on, have another drink. It won't kill ya. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
958 You must be dying for a beer. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
959 Let's drink! To Trump care! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
960 C'mon...just a couple more and I'll drive you home. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
961 He doesn't get here 'til 10. Would you like a beer while you wait? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
962 I killed it today. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
963 Kinda gives new meaning to "one for the road," now doesn't it. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
964 No thank you. I don't drink when I'm working. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
965 Here you go, buddy. You kinda look like death warmed over. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
966 C'mon buddy, get a life! 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
967 To life, indeed. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
968 Come on, have one! It won't kill you! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
969 No thanks, I prefer a bier. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
970 You bet it’s frustrating. They’re so absorbed in their smartphones, it’s like I’m not even there! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
971 Do I look dehydrated? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
972 The boss says texting is more efficient. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
973 No thanks- that stuff just goes right through me 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
974 Hey, my Guardian Angel is running late. Want a beer? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
975 Thanks, but I prefer something dark with a nice bitter finish. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
976 Keep it, you're gonna want to forget this. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
977 Ordering a second round, now that I see I will not be picking up the tab. 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
978 Okay, but that's the last one. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
979 Sure, but let's not drink to your health. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
980 Cheers, I guess I won't have to pay off my tab! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
981 I'll tell you, it's a real change of pace having men in Hollywood kill their own careers for once. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
982 Hey, can you make it two? Taxes will be here in a minute. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
983 One more for the road? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
984 No thanks, I'm sorta your designated driver. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
985 It’d take more than a beer 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
986 Come on, things can't be that grim. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
987 Come on, one more won't kill us 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
988 Long day? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
989 We'll need to get those to go. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
990 To the future! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
991 I'm a spirits man myself 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
992 C’mon. It ain’t gonna kill ya. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
993 That's a nice gesture, but it won't postpone the inevitable. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
994 Oh c'mon. It can wait.. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
995 Don't beer the reaper. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
996 Thanks, but my way is faster. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
997 No, thanks. I’m your designated scyther. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
998 See...Not so grim. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
999 Come on, have a beer. It won't kill ya. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1000 Oh no, beer goes right through me 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1001 I said, ‘D.O.A.,’ not ‘I.P.A.’ 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1002 C'mon, lighten up. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1003 I might as well. I'll have to pay your tab anyways. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1004 Thanks! I'm hoping 2018 is even better. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
1005 I think right now you need that more than me... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1006 I can't. I'm working. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
1007 If you,ve got the time, I've got the bier. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1008 C'mon brother - like it's gonna kill you to have a drink ... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1009 Thanks. I’ll have both when we’re through here. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1010 Last call you say? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1011 No thanks. It just runs right through me. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1012 I could really use one of those after the eternity I've had. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1013 It's a quarter to three, there's no one in the place, except you and me. . . 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1014 Which Network you headed to next ? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1015 Here, try not to be so Grim. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1016 Us Giants fans got to stick together 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
1017 No one's ever offered... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1018 'Lchaim', to life'. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1019 No, you idiot, I said it's time for a "bier." 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1020 No thanks, draft beer goes right through me. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1021 Hammered before sickle! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1022 Is it organic? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1023 OK. But just one more - then we really gotta go! 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1024 No thanks, we're not staying long. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1025 Hey pal have a beer. You look like death warmed over. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1026 Thanks for the offer, but you're still going to hell. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1027 I must say, sir, your kind offer makes my purpose for being here a bit more difficult. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1028 It’s closing time, dude. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1029 I'll have to pass. I cut wheat, i don't drink it. Gluten can kill ya. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1030 I can't. I'm your designated driver. Not that you'll survive the ride home either way but it's the principle of the thing. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1031 You are accepting this quite gracefully. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1032 Oh no--that stuff will kill you. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1033 Here's to the repeal of the Death Tax. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1034 Nah, it’s just gonna go right through me. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1035 No, no. I said, "You're toast". 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1036 I must have the wrong bar. This place is already dead. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1037 Oh...why not?! I actually have a little time to kill... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1038 Here's to you being dead. It's been a hellish year for the rest of us. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1039 No thanks, you go ahead. After all, it is last call. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1040 Better drink up, pal. It's last call. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1041 Hey pal, you here on business or pleasure? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1042 Sure. One last stout before I check you out? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1043 Drink up! I'm your designated driver. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1044 You looked younger in your pictures. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1045 Nice try. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1046 There's closing time, and there's Closing Time. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1047 No thanks. I'm tonight's designated driver. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1048 Are you sure? It’s last call. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1049 I'm waiting until you get behind the wheel. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1050 Let’s have one more before we go. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1051 It's really not MY health we should be toasting. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1052 Thanks, but I can't really show you Christmas Future 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1053 This IPA is to die for! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1054 I never drink when I am on the job. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1055 I promise, it's gluten free. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1056 You look like you could use this more than me. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1057 Okay, one for the road to Hell. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1058 How about a cold one? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1059 No thank you, that stuff goes right through me. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1060 Come on, man, one drink won't kill you. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1061 Do you have any idea how tired I am of hearing, "How's 'bout one more for the road?"? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1062 Why not? I can always get an Uber. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
1063 I don't want to sound grim, but I prefer to drink alone. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1064 Why not? It won't kill me. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1065 Thanks, but not when I'm working. Did you happen to notice your ex in the parking lot? 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1066 Nope, and I don't pay taxes, either. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1067 Whatever happened to "Death be not proud"? Lemme buy you a drink! 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1068 This’ll raise your spirits. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1069 It's really dark. You'll like it. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1070 Nah...One more'll kill me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1071 That stuff goes right through me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1072 Well Jasper, when I say "Time Gentlemen" it has a slightly different meaning. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1073 This beer is to die for! 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1074 Naw, beer just goes right through me. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1075 You the socially responsible guy who called for Uber? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1076 Is that light beer? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1077 Here’s to the economy! 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1078 No, I don't want to take your last one! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1079 I suppose one beer wouldn't kill me. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1080 Hey Slim, let’s drink to your health. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1081 That's the spirit! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1082 Man, I'd not kill for a beer! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1083 No, thank you. I'm on duty now. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
1084 stick around, happy hour's a killer here 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1085 Here's to hoping you're wearing a costume and not a uniform. 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1086 No thanks, buddy, that stuff will kill you... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1087 Not for me. I’m the designated scyther. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1088 Yeah, you don't recognize me do you? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1089 Have one! Don't be a killjoy. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1090 Let's skip the first part, and just toast to taxes. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1091 Go for it. What is chugging two beers going to do, kill you? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1092 Did you hear the one about the guy who dropped dead at last call? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1093 Let's drink to a swift end to 2017! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1094 Thanks. I'm in the mood for a cold one. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1095 C'mon buddy, get a life! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1096 You're late. Beer? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1097 It’s just that my wife is cheating. And if anything happens to the guy, she’ll know it was me. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1098 Flirting with Death. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1099 Here's to 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.' 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1100 You DO realize this is not a Halloween costume, right? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1101 Relax, it's the bartender's job to announce last call. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1102 And Happy Last Year to you! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1103 Is it a frosted mug? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1104 ...and another just like it if you take her damn dog too. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1105 Have a seat, I've been waiting for you. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1106 Here . . . you look like you need this more than I do. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1107 Ah, what the hell. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1108 So, one drink won’t kill you. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1109 Look, man. Just because you're feeling grim that doesn't make us brothers. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1110 Hey fella, why so grim? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1111 The way I figure, it sure beats dying alone. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1112 No thanks, I'd rather die 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1113 Thanks. Next bier's on me. 1.2188 0.07542 64 56 2 6
1114 I said I'm buyin', not dyin' 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1115 No drinking when I'm on the job. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1116 Sure, what the heck -- the wife keeps telling me to be less grim. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1117 I would but I'm gluten free. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1118 When the barkeep shouts, 'Last call!' I better take him more seriously. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1119 Last one? If you say so. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1120 You just missed 'last call', buddy. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1121 Trust me. You need it more than I do. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1122 One last pint before we go??? 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1123 Like I always say, "there are no strangers, only friends I haven't met yet." 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1124 Let me buy you a beer. Ive been dying to meet you. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1125 No thanks. Happy hour really isn't my thing. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1126 No no I can’t... I’m waiting for a Donald Trump 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1127 Don’t think buying me a drink means I won’t leave with you. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1128 You're too late but you can have his beer if you want. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1129 Why don’t you try living for a change? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1130 I'm afraid we're cutting you off 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1131 Sure, why not drink to your health? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1132 Join me for a bier? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1133 ' Last call' ? Well, if you insist. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1134 One of us will have a good year. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1135 Why so grim?! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1136 Your generosity will be the death of me. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1137 Thanks, but I need to stay sharp. 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1138 My friend, that'll buy you a day. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1139 Another guy offered me ‘White House Chief Strategist.’ 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1140 You might as well drink both. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1141 Good thing dead men tell no tales. My wife would kill me if she knew I was here. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1142 No thanks, that stuff'll kill you. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1143 No thanks-- I'm trying to cut down. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1144 "No thanks, I'm looking for a bier". 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1145 Now THAT'S a 'last call'! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1146 Here's hoping it's Halloween. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1147 Here's to the last last call. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1148 “Bottoms up?” I’ll pass that along to your undertaker. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1149 I am supposed to take you with me at 5, but sure, why not, its not 5 o'clock somewhere. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1150 Normally I don’t feel like death until the next morning. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1151 Maybe in a minute. My shift is just about over. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1152 I never drink on the job, but leave it there my shift's almost over. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1153 Drink up! I hear the death tax got axed. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1154 Congratulations on your appointment as the new Secretary of Defense. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1155 I'd kill for a drink. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1156 Trust me, this one won't kill you. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1157 Cheers to the Reaper of hops, barley and souls. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1158 You look like death, have a drink! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1159 Thanks, but I don't drink and scythe. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1160 My pleasure. Drive careful, hear? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1161 So what line of work are you in? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1162 I'll pass, thank you. I have no stomach for beer...no stomach at all. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1163 Sure, I'll have one more. What could it hurt? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1164 You look like I feel. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1165 Ask not for whom the beer tolls, it tolls for thee. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1166 You look like you could use a cold one. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1167 That's the spirit! 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
1168 Hey, live a little! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1169 I never drink on the job. Besides, you need it more than I do. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1170 What do you mean, "last call"? It's only 10:00!? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1171 Thanks, but I don't drink when I'm working. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1172 Well, if we're off to the hot place, let's share a cold one first! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1173 Here! Wipe that grim off your face. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1174 The Fire-and-Brim-Stone IPA is a little hoppy, but I think you'll like it. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1175 Yes, please! That stuff will kill you! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1176 Better not. I don't want to lose my edge. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1177 You look like death warmed over, here have one! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1178 Yeah, I've done lawn work too. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1179 Nah, that stuff goes right through me. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1180 I said Grim Reaper, not gimmebeer 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1181 Well, my shift starts in 10 minutes, but I guess my passengers can wait. 1.2154 0.07433 65 57 2 6
1182 Ladies night was better under Obama 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1183 No thanks, they go right through me. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1184 So...I guess this is last call. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1185 Norm!!!! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1186 Let's toast your new position as Ambassador to North Korea ! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1187 Hey buddy, have I ever told you about my wife. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1188 A final one for the road 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1189 You really shouldn't have. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1190 Go ahead It's not gonna kill ya 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1191 Hey buddy, what do you say we drink to long life? 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1192 No, I haven't heard the one about the unsuspecting drunk. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1193 And here's to grim life. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1194 I was expecting Jesus, but what the hell. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1195 Oh come on, live a little. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1196 Here, looks like today's been a real killer. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1197 How about some spirits? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1198 Sure buddy, I'd be HAPPY to drive you home. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1199 It's the last call. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1200 You must be the currently live entertainment. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1201 I really shouldn't, but since you're driving me home... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1202 no thanks- I'm dead tired today 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1203 Well, yes, I do love cold biers! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1204 That might buy you five minutes tops. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1205 No thanks, I’m driving. The Highway to Hell is killer this time of year. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1206 How about I give you a pint of Guinness and you give me an extra year? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1207 Better have one with me now. Business will be booming when they end Obamacare. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1208 Sigh... I’ve never worked this much overtime. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1209 Nice to see you; this place is dead. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1210 L'chaim, to life! Eh, never mind. I'll drink it myself. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1211 How many virgins? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1212 Jesus! You better have one of these; you look like death warmed over. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1213 Extra dark, the way you like it. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1214 I hope you're not hitting on me, because I'm not that kind of ghoul. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1215 Thanks, but I never mix business with pleasure. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1216 Come on, have one. I'm running a tab. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1217 So this is really last call. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1218 No thanks, I’m not here for the beer. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1219 No thanks! I'll just wait 'til you're FINISHED! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1220 I’m actually working right now... Oh, whatever - I suppose one drink won’t kill me. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1221 Better drink up. It's your last call. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1222 We're the last two...you know what that means!?! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1223 Look at me, of course I can't hold my liquor. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1224 Oh, go ahead. Loosen up! You always look so grim! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1225 Your date stood you up, too? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1226 Come on, one more won't kill us 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1227 And I would be delighted to buy you another round tomorrow evening. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1228 Thanks but beer just goes right through me. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1229 What's the rush? We've got all night. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1230 Thanks for the offer, but it just goes straight through me. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1231 My buddy was right. This craft beer is to die for. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1232 So, the Grim Reaper walks into a bar... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1233 OK thanks, but it's still last call for you. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1234 Thanks, but a toast to good health would be a conflict of interest. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1235 Oh, thanks! Let's drink to your health! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1236 No thanks, that stuff just runs right thru me. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1237 No, I don't drink and scythe. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1238 Come on, one ain't gonna kill you! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1239 One beer gonna kill yah? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1240 Told you, you should have stuck with cigarette s 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1241 Long day? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1242 I'd be glad to....I have few minutes to kill anyway. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1243 You mean to tell me I made it through without a sexual harassment accusation? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1244 To fatal liver disease! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1245 This will help you forget. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1246 Come, a beer won't kill you. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1247 "A toast to being toast". 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1248 No, I really shouldn't. I'm on the job. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1249 Thanks. But that stuff will kill you. Believe me. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1250 A younger person took my job too. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1251 Do I look thirsty? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1252 Sorry, beer goes right through me. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1253 Have a beer. I’m not ready yet 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1254 Fraternizing with clients is usually frowned upon but if you say it’s Belgian ... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1255 Cut the wheat myself. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1256 No, thanks. That'll go right through me. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1257 This ones one me, that was my ex wife you killed last week. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1258 Why not. You still have 50 minutes left on the parking meter. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1259 Here Bro, you season workers deserve it the most! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1260 Don’t worry. I only cut down those who use the word ‘artisanal.’ 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1261 C'mon buddy, one beer won't kill ya! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1262 Don't let the repeal of the death tax get you down! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1263 Well, here you are, where everybody knows your name. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1264 Come on over and join me. Business hasn't been the same since they banned smoking. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1265 No thanks pal, that stuff will just run right through me. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1266 Here's to you friend, its nice to have company at the bar at 9 a.m. on a Tuesday. So, what do you do for a living? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1267 Oh come on, live a little. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1268 I’m just killing time. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1269 No it's not a Halloween costume, but I'll take the beer. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1270 Thanks, I am dying of thirst. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1271 Thanks, but I’m still on the clock. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1272 I’m not here for 2-for-1 happy hour. I’m here BECAUSE of 2-for l happy hour. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1273 'Come on- even you need a holiday". 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1274 Thanks, but no. My aim is lousy when I drink. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1275 Take my wife, please. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1276 Concerned for his health, Bill's therapist recommended he stop drinking alone. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1277 Thanks for the beer, stranger! No, I don't have a designated driver. Why do you ask? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1278 Thanks, but I never drink when I’m working. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1279 No thanks. . . I got a long night ahead of me. What's your blood type? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1280 No thanks, I'm a mean drunk. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1281 Don't be so grim, Reaper. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1282 No thanks, I'm still working 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1283 Here, when you're done, then we'll go. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1284 If that’s gluten free beer I’ll kill you now... 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1285 The last one’s on me. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1286 Not for me. I'm driving. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1287 Sorry, I'm not allowed to drink on the job. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1288 Cheers, or maybe not. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1289 Take this, Mac. You look like death warmed over. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1290 Go on , have a beer . After all you only live once ! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1291 Thanks but not thanks. I have a strict policy of not drinking while on the job. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1292 Care for a beer while you wait? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1293 Well, guess i won't be needing this one 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1294 Oh no, thanks, I'm a bit of a brew snob. I prefer mine dark and bitter. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1295 To Life! To Life! L'chayim! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1296 Sorry, man. I'm on the job. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1297 Mr Reaper- Last call-one for the road! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1298 I'd love to, but my Uber will be here in a minute. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1299 I can’t drink on the job. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1300 Lets drink to a long life. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1301 No thanks, I hear it cuts down on your life expectancy. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1302 The work is a bit depressing but I like the job security. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1303 I'm here for YOU too, buddy! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1304 When I said "last call" it wasn't for alcohol. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1305 Unfortunately I meant another kind of last call. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1306 Are you coming with me to the after party? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1307 It’s closing time. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1308 I usually don't drink when I am working. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1309 I will be your designated driver, no problem. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1310 No, thanks. I'm on call. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1311 Thanks, but I'm still reaping. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1312 No thanks, man, but you go ahead-- YOLO. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1313 I would, but I'm working. Are you Craig? 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1314 One more for eternity? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1315 I'm actually looking for a bloody Mary. Have you seen her? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1316 I guess we have time for one more before we go. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1317 You’re dead, drunk. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1318 Thanks, buddy. Next time I won't forget to bring my ID. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1319 Hey pal, do you have any advice for a guy in a dead-end job? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1320 I’m not falling for that again. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1321 Thanks, no. I’m incontinent. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1322 Come on. One beer ain't gonna kill ya. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1323 No thanks...I'm working tonight. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1324 Why so grim, buddy? Pint's on me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1325 Never drink and scythe! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1326 Thanks, pal, but I never drink when I’m about to start the graveyard shift. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1327 Awe, come on. One won’t kill you. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1328 Seriously? I'm getting White Russians at all of Trump's places. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1329 You can drink it. It's hot where we're going. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1330 Pale Ale? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1331 Thanks, but I'm on the clock. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1332 No thanks. That stuff just seems to run right through me. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1333 No man. I'm telling you, this isn't happy hour. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1334 No, it wouldn't kill me to have a beer. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1335 All I’m saying is you wouldn’t see anyone buying the taxman a beer. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1336 Better not. I'm the designated reaper. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1337 I’m going to pass. Beer goes right through me. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1338 How about a little hair of the dog? You look like death. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1339 Sure, why not? Drinking and driving is how I got this job in the first place. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1340 Have a Brew Mr. Bannon 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1341 C'mon...one more won't kill ya! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1342 Here, pal. Have a cool one while you're waiting. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1343 You go ahead, I'm still working. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1344 Before we go, here's one for the road. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1345 Here ya go. My job sucks too. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1346 I better not. Beer goes right through me. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1347 No thanks, I'm reaping...... 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1348 Got time to kill a beer? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1349 Join you? Join me! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1350 Here, have one on me. You look dry as a bone! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1351 It won't kill you to have just one. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1352 Thanks - your last one's on me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1353 Why so grim? Have a beer. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1354 No thanks, I'm your designated driver tonight. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1355 You had a great run as "scariest of all time," but none of us saw this administration coming. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1356 I am so parched, I'll give you two weeks for that beer. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1357 No, you have that, you're driving. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1358 Drink up. We'll take an Uber. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1359 No thanks, my Friend. Beer goes right through me these days. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1360 Did you see; they elimuinated the estate tax. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1361 No thanks. Alcohol goes right through me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1362 These poor seasonal employees - they show up every November but then seem to just melt away by January... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1363 Tough day at the office, am I right. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1364 You can't hold any liquor? - Show me! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1365 Here is to certainty 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1366 I'm afraid this isn't a social call. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1367 Here, I heard you got fired by Trump. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1368 No thanks, I'm working. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1369 I've been to hell and back today 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1370 Here's to what ales ya. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1371 Have one on me. They don't serve anything on that river boat. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1372 Thanks, but I can't...it goes right through me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1373 C'mon, just one, it's not going to kill you. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1374 Maybe you misunderstood. Only the Death TAX is cancelled. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1375 No thanks, believe me that stuff will kill you. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1376 Come on, one of these won’t kill you! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1377 One for the road paved with good intentions? Why not! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1378 Thanks, but YOU'RE the one dying of thirst. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1379 Take my wife, please. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1380 Cheer up, Death - it's happy hour! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1381 It was still a safer bet than drinking with Harvey Weinstein. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1382 I'd kill for a cold beer. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1383 OK, OK I get it. Last call. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1384 Have a drink – it won’t kill ya! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1385 Go on. What have you got to lose? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1386 Here, drink this slowly and I'll go grab a mop for you. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1387 Never had Pumpkin Spice? It's to die for. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1388 You're saying I won't have to pay for another drink in my life? Cheers to that! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1389 You look thirsty 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1390 So who told you I've got a big job at the White House? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1391 Thanks, but I'll need a mop. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1392 Come on, one more is not gonna kill ya 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1393 Sorry... I’m on duty. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1394 Hashtag, YOLO! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1395 You might as well join me while you wait. Cheers! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1396 Hey! Steve Bannon, right? Wanna beer? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1397 Hey, I see you here all the time. It's about time I buy you a beer! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1398 Thanks, but I said “Your time is up,” not “Bottoms up.” 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1399 Buy you a bier? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1400 No thanks. I prefer something darker. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1401 It's nice to have some company, this place is usually dead after midnight. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1402 You look like death, this one is on me. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1403 No thanks, I just joined Afterlife Anonymous. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1404 Happy hour is pretty dead around here. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1405 Here you go mate. This'll reap your grimness. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1406 Another stiff cold one? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1407 No thanks, I'll wait for last call. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1408 ...or did you mean BIER? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1409 Let's toast to my health in 2018 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1410 Bitter Ale? How did you know? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1411 C'mon. One drink won't kill me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1412 Let me say it in terms you may understand: you're shut off. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1413 i’m off gluten. that stuff goes straight through me. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1414 No thanks, I'm on the clock. But enjoy your last drink. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1415 One for the road? Hope it's not the one paved with good intentions. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1416 Never drink and scythe! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1417 C'mon, one more ain't gonna kill YOU! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1418 I never go anywhere until I've had a few. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1419 No, thanks. I don't drink and scythe. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1420 I hear the draft beer here is to die for... 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1421 Looks like it’s Reaper Time! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1422 You still haunting this place? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1423 My last one for the day, pal. Join me? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1424 Here Buddy, won't you join me? I'm drinking like there's no tomorrow. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1425 Oh no - life has come for me. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1426 Care to join? My wife will kill me if I have another. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1427 M'name's Taxes. Care for a brewski? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1428 A toast. To the good life. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1429 I'll be with you in a minute. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1430 Hey man, one for the road ok. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1431 Thanks, but I’m gluten free. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1432 A non-alcoholic beer?! ...... You're dead to me! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1433 No, thanks. I actually have a bier for you. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1434 Here, buddy. You look seriously dehydrated. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1435 One more won't kill me. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1436 What were the odds we'd be fraternity brothers. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1437 No thanks. I’ve got another mass shooting tonight. 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
1438 Better not, I can be a mean drunk. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1439 I always have time to kill. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1440 OK, but then that's really it. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1441 Have a cold one buddy, you look like death. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1442 Have a drink, I've been dying for some company. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1443 Nice try Steve but I am still not going to vote for the GOP. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1444 Til death do us part. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1445 You only live once, am I right? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1446 One drink won't kill you 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1447 Nice job playing Steve Bannon on TV. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1448 Okay... but these are your last two. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1449 No, but thanks, I don't drink on the job. You drink them both and enjoy! I'll wait till you finish. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1450 Hey buddy, do you want to help me kill this beer? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1451 Is your name Miller by chance? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1452 care to join me for last call? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1453 I don't think you quite understand what getting rid of the Death Tax means. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1454 Cheers", Everybody knows your name. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1455 Here's mud in yer eyehole. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1456 Thanks pal, dare I say 'Cheers'? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1457 Oh, come on; one beer won't kill ya! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1458 Sorry, I can't. It takes the edge off. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1459 Thanks for the offer, but I never drink on the job or take someone's last beer. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1460 November 8, 2016: "Sometimes I think I should just hang up the scythe. What do you say we get hammered and sickled?" 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1461 I'm here to de-liver. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1462 You ready? I already got one for the road. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1463 Sorry. I can’t drink and collect. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1464 Steve Bannon! I never forget a face. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1465 Come on over. I'm in the acceptance stage. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1466 No, no, I wouldn't want to take your last beer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1467 This is the life! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1468 Drink up. I'm trying to be more of a Kind Reaper. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1469 Would it kill ya to have a drink with me? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1470 Here's looking at what's left of you kid ' 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1471 No thanks, you are still coming with me! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1472 Well then, Let's drink to Liberty! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1473 L'chaim! Don’t be so grim. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1474 I'd love to, but my wife would kill me. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1475 This one’s on me. Next round and for eternal damnation’s on you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1476 No, Thank you. 'Last Call' has a whole different meaning for me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1477 Thanks, but I try not to mix business with pleasure. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1478 sure one drink won't kill me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1479 Yeah, yeah, I know, the end is near… Blah, blah, blah… That’s why I ordered two of these when I heard the last call… 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1480 Aw c'mon, one won't kill ya! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1481 Okay, one more drink then I really have to kill you. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1482 Hey friend, last call. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1483 None for me. One of us has to get you home safely. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1484 ``I just lowered my cable bill by forty dollars. Not bad, huh?'' 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1485 I'll wait. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1486 Cheers! You sure know how to clear out a bar. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1487 Alright, but just one before we hit the road. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1488 Yeah, I'm dead serious - it's on me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1489 What the hell, why not? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1490 What'd you say your name was again? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1491 I'd rather have you join me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1492 Come for the drinks, stay for the company. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1493 C'mon, have a drink! You'll live longer... and me, too. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1494 A bier! I said I need a BIER!!! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1495 You look like you need a bier. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1496 Thanks, I don’t think he’s going to show either. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1497 Well, I always say,"live and let live, eh?" 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1498 No, thank you. I don't drink on the job. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1499 'To going gently into that good night'--I'll drink to that! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1500 Did someone say last call? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1501 No, no...that's fine. You enjoy them both, Gary. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1502 Sorry, that stuff goes right through me 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1503 I never drink and reap 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1504 Nah, thanks, I haven't got the stomach for it. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1505 I'd love one, but it always goes right through me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1506 No thanks, I never drink while I'm on the job. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1507 Looks like you could use a pick-me-up 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1508 Come on – one more won’t kill you! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1509 I'd love to but I have to go, this job is killing me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1510 No thanks, I'll have a "Dark and Stormy." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1511 This one's on me buddy! You look like death just walked in. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1512 No thanks, you have it. It's closing time. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1513 Thanks, Jim. I really needed a drink. I feel like death warmed over. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1514 "What the hell, why not, I've got a few days left to kill"! 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1515 I'm just taking it really hard. He was a really swell bartender. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1516 The bartender could not stop for death but he kindly stopped for me 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1517 You look like you had a tough day. Have one on me. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1518 Name your poison. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1519 I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I think I see a fellow DeadHead -right? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1520 Typically, I get both. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1521 Death be not proud. Have a beer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1522 No thanks, I don't drink and you don't have the time. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1523 It really is last call 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1524 Charming! A toast to me before you're toast. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1525 Can't, I'm on a juice cleanse. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1526 Hopefully after a few more of these you'll start looking better. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1527 I really shouldn't drink on the job. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1528 Very nice of you. I'll get the next one. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1529 In that case... here's one for the road! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1530 Here's to taxes! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1531 No, thanks - I'm gluten-sensitive. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1532 Buy me a drink and I think you'll find I'm not such a grim reaper after all. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1533 Before I accept, you do realize there won't be a next round for me to get? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1534 Great job you did on the tax cut! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1535 It’s a light beer for the ‘trim reaper’. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1536 Thanks but that’s not strong enough for the millenium I’ve had. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1537 Why, thank you! It's tricky making new friends in this job. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1538 What should we toast to? Taxes? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1539 Who do you have to kill to get a drink around here? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1540 Alright I just have one but then we have to go. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1541 A few more and things won't seem so grim! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1542 I have a better idea. Let's kill time. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1543 What do you mean “last call”? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1544 A toast, to dying in your sleep. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1545 You look like death warmed over. Its on me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1546 What are we celebrating? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1547 No thanks-- I'm trying to cut down. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1548 Perhaps you've heard of 'last call?' 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1549 Here's for being such a good listener. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1550 No thanks, I'm working. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1551 Thanks, but Black Nail or Death in The Afternoon is more my style. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1552 Thanks but no thanks. Turns out it's a bit tricky opening my fly with this damned blade thingy. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1553 Thanks, but I wouldn't be caught DEAD drinking light beer... 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1554 Waiting for my confirmation hearing. 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
1555 Here. 2017 felt like a century to me too. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1556 Ok, maybe just one but you'll need to go ahead and clear your tab. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1557 I've been subpoenaed too. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1558 Come on dude, a beer ain't gonna kill you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1559 C’mon, its not like we’re going to need a designated driver. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1560 Here's to America. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1561 There's more where this came from if you say you never saw me! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1562 Go ahead, pal (hic) kill it! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1563 No thanks, I’m on the clock. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1564 Have one on me buddy. Lighten up... You look like you've seen a ghost. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1565 The last guy wanted to play chess. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1566 I've gotten drunk with worse than you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1567 Here's looking through you, buddy. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1568 Jeez man, you look like death. Have a drink. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1569 Sorry, pal, I'm giving it up. No one's scared of the Happy Hour Reaper. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1570 Beer today; gone tomorrow. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1571 May we live forever! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1572 I hate to tell you this but it's Happy Hour. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1573 C'mon, buddy, it won't kill you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1574 . . . another cold one, bartender. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1575 Here's looking at you - momentarily. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1576 Why don’t I just be the designated driver? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1577 It's Miller's time. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1578 Okay, okay, one more, but after that, you're done. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1579 You'll need that where we're going. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1580 Sorry - don't have the stomach for it. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1581 Have a drink. I don’t know what’s going to happen either. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1582 I sure hope today is Halloween. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1583 No, thanks. I never drink on the job. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1584 I'm not ready! Have a cool one on me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1585 Pick-me-up? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1586 Since you're here, what do you say we run up the tab? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1587 OK, suit yourself, but I do have time to drink both, don't I? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1588 Take me before the 2018 mid-terms please!! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1589 C'mon one beer won't kill ya...right? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1590 While you're waiting for your friend, have a drink on me! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1591 No thanks. I'm just waiting until happy hour is over. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1592 I'll gladly accept, thank you. However, I'm afraid I can't drink to your health. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1593 What's your poison? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1594 I suppose it wont kill me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1595 The bartender disappeared. Help yourself. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1596 Lets get nuts! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1597 Have a beer.It will liven things up. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1598 How about helping me kill this first? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1599 Ballsy. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1600 Cold One, funny you should ask. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1601 No thanks, not while I'm working. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1602 Cheers to a long and fulfilling life. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1603 No thanks. If my wife finds out, I'm dead. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1604 I'm getting tired of feeling like the bad guy all the time 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1605 "Thanks, but I'm more of a dark man myself". 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1606 Why not, after all, it's last call for both of us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1607 To last calls? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1608 Thanks, I'm good. You should finish both then try to drive home. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1609 Actually if you could drink both... I'm already behind schedule 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1610 One for the road? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1611 One for the road paved with good intentions? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1612 Okay, okay. One more for the road to hell. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1613 Knock, knock. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1614 Okay , okay . I get it . It's closing time . 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1615 Your name is Grim what? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1616 Come on, have one. A night off won't kill you. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1617 Might as well tie one on first. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
1618 Hey the guy you’re looking for just went home. Have one for the road. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1619 Well I'll be damned!! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1620 I'll trade you one beer for one less day in Trump's America. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1621 No thanks, craft beer is worse than death. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1622 Sorry, I'm the designated driver tonight. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1623 ‘Bottom’s up’ is about to have a completely different meaning. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1624 I never drink on the job. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1625 Sorry, no can do. I'm on duty tonight. What did you say your name was, again? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1626 You’re the friendliest guy I’ve seen in D.C. all week. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1627 Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got, maybe I can interest you in picking out a plot? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1628 Shame about the bartender. Free beer? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1629 No thanks . . . I already have a bier. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1630 Can't...last one went right through me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1631 C'mon, man. The time is nigh somewhere. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1632 No thanks, pal. I gotta cut you off. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1633 Have a beer and we can talk about the future. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1634 Careful, this stuff goes right through you. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1635 Do I want a cold one? You’re killing me! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1636 Okay, but just one. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1637 Thanks, but I've been on the wagon for 6 thousand years. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1638 Have one! What's the worst that could happen? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1639 Thanks, but do you mind if we pick another toast than “L'chaim”? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1640 Is this last call? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1641 You’re just in time, they’re about to repeal my healthcare! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1642 Come on, it will take the edge off. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1643 You look so grim, here have a drink. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1644 Yes, please! It's scary out there... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1645 Ask if you can get a couple of go-cups. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1646 Thanks, buddy! I guess one more won't kill me. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1647 You want Jack's beer? He took off when you came through the door. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1648 Do me a favor and drink them both--really fast. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1649 Looks as if I’m not paying the tab so have one on me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1650 No thanks pal - I'm on duty. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1651 Come on, one beer won't kill ya... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1652 You might need a mop with this. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1653 No thanks, I've been in recovery for the last 5,000 years or so. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1654 No thanks -- it's dead in here. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1655 Naw. Just hold my beer. The rapture is gonna take some time. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1656 Have a beer, mate. You look like death. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1657 Are you sure you want me to "come and get it"? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1658 Don't worry about it. People mistake me for a Trump supporter all the time. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1659 Your happy hour has come. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1660 Tough day? I hear you are working on the Republican tax bill . Here you go. This one's on me 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1661 No thanks; I don't get much from beer. It passes right through me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1662 How's your day going so far? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1663 Hey, fella, join me. It's happy hour! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1664 Honey, the Republicans have sent over their tax bill for us to review 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1665 What do you mean “today’s the day”? Yesterday you told me to “eat drink and be merry”. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1666 Hey buddy here you go. Are you here on business or pleasure? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1667 No thanks...I'm more of an 'unhappy' hour guy. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1668 Thanks pal, but I've got a deadline staring me in the face. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1669 Here pal, you look like you're dying of thirst. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1670 You know that shit'll kill you right? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1671 Sorry, bud. I can't. The GOP Tax Plan kicks 13 million Americans off their healthcare. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1672 Sorry, the guy across the street wouldn't serve me 'cause of some "deeply-held religious belief" 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1673 I've been waiting for you to show up! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1674 This one is on me... we Trump supporters need to stick together! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1675 We can sleep when we are dead. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1676 Com on one drink won't kill ya. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1677 I'll bet you both your beers I can guess the day you'll die." "You're on! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1678 Here's to dead end jobs! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1679 Don't you think it's a bit late to toast my health? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
1680 You look like you've got some demons, Buddy. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1681 Based on your complexion you probably prefer an IPA. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
1682 No thanks. You know that stuff will kill you. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1683 No thanks. I don't have a stomach for it. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1684 You’ve been to hell and back- this ones on me! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1685 Yes Hell did freeze over when the Astros won the World Series and I am looking for new lodgings. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
1686 Binge drinking will be the me of you. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1687 Thanks but that stuff goes right through me. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1688 Here, have a cold one... you look like death 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
1689 C'mon...one more won't kill ya! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1690 Thanks buddy for the beer. I was dying for another one. So... what line of work are you in to? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
1691 No thanks, I'm cutting down. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1692 Here's to you, Darth, or whatever your name is. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1693 Trying to buy some time? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1694 Share a cider, Pale Rider? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1695 Can I get a ride home? I think you're going my way. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1696 That stuff goes right through me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1697 Thanks anyway, but it's going to take more than a Bud Lite to turn this around. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1698 Hey Grimsey, buddy! Try this new RIP...uh..uh,..I mean IPA 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1699 Go ahead. Let's drink to the future. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1700 a toast to a long life! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1701 Beer is a great way to kill time but I’m really here for the spirits. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1702 Little taste of heaven? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1703 No thanks. I’m feeling like death todag 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1704 No thanks. I don't mix business with pleasure. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1705 You do know I'm on duty, don't you? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1706 You look like you need a cold one! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1707 You look like death. I think you could use this. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1708 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1709 C’mon, one drink won’t kill you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1710 That's not the head I came for. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1711 Why not? It's almost time for 'last call.' 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1712 How about one for the road, before we go? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1713 How's life after the West Wing? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1714 You look like you could use a little holiday cheer. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1715 Thanks, but I'll have my own version of 'a cold one' shortly. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1716 Let's kill these beers and call it a night. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1717 Drink up my friend, I'll take you home. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1718 Last call .... apparently !!! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1719 No, thanks. Friends don't let friends raft across the River Styx. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1720 When having a couple beers after work actually can kill you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1721 No thanks...I'm working tonight. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1722 Thanks. It's been a busy week. Pledge drive and all. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1723 You're welcome. By the way, 'Taxes' will be here shortly. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1724 Can you hold a drink? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1725 I dunno why I'm buying...you're the one who's racked up all the overtime this year. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1726 Take it...this one is my last 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1727 Thanks, but no. That stuff just goes right through me. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1728 Want a Beer - never know when it might be your last. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1729 For a haunting specter of my imminent demise, you're all right, kid. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1730 I love Blue Ribbon. I'm the ghost of Christmas Pabst. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1731 No thanks. I'd have one, if I wasn't working. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1732 Cheers to reaping what we sow, if you know what I mean 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1733 Tell my liver "Hi!" 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1734 Are you part of the All Lives Matter movement? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1735 OK, just one. I'm afraid you won't have time for more. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1736 A light beer won't kill you. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1737 Damn sportsman-like of you! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1738 Last orders... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1739 Go ahead… One beer won't kill you. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1740 It won't kill you to have just one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1741 I can't, but I go off-duty in eight-and-one-half minutes. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1742 Ahh, why not! It can't get any worse 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1743 If you,ve got the time, I've got the bier. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1744 No, thanks. It messes with my aim. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1745 No, no...I insist. Last round is always on me 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1746 No thanks - I'm sure that was your Last Call. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1747 After these and the men's room, I'll be good to go. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1748 This one's got a head on it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1749 Take it, its on me; I don't think I'll be paying my tab. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1750 First let’s have one for the road. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1751 Long day in the field? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1752 Here's to the end of the Estate Tax. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1753 Come on. Let me finish my beer. I hear there isn't even any ice water where I'm going. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1754 Have a cold one, you look a little grim. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1755 'No thanks, I don't like to drink and scythe.' 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1756 Why sit there alone, oh Repear Grim? This beer waits here for you, filled to the brim! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1757 First one with alcohol poisoning, wins. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1758 When is this "happy hour" over? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1759 Sure, I'll drink with you, but I don't see this going anywhere you want 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1760 You know it’s last call, right? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1761 Here’s looking at you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1762 I prefer mine with no head 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1763 Don't tell me—you got automated, too? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1764 No thanks, You'll be needing that. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1765 I really shouldn't. Things get grim when I drink. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1766 You don't need light beer—you're skin and bones as it is. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1767 Feel like a cat playing with the mouse just before... ah what the heck, I'll have a beer. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1768 Try it. It might loosen you up a bit. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1769 Hi there! For your drive home tonight, I would like to recommend a dark,two-lane mountain highway, only a mile from here, and I'll pick you up there. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1770 I prefer a Bloody Mary. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1771 Yeah, yeah, "to life". Maybe the wife is right, it's time to lose the scythe, rebrand, target a new demographic. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1772 If you're trying to bribe me, it's working. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1773 The Grim Reaper and a Trump supporter walk into a bar... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1774 This beer is to die for! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1775 One more before closing time? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1776 Make sure you drive home tonight, buddy! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1777 I'm here for souls, not empty calories. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1778 Have one on me, mate, you look like Death! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1779 Cant we talk this over? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1780 Thanks Jack, but you'll need one for the road. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1781 I guess it’s ‘last call’ for you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1782 Hey fella, looks like you could really use a drink 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1783 You'll like this: dark, no body. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1784 You're the second one I told I was coming home! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1785 How long have you been waiting for a drink pal? Here, have this. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1786 Have one. It will take the edge off 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1787 C'mon! Let's have another round, and you can explain to me again the difference between a sickle and a scythe. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1788 No thanks, I can't hold my beer. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1789 Either way, where you are headed next, I know you'll be thirsty. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1790 Well, I suppose one more won't kill me. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1791 I'd like to but I'm still on the clock. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1792 C'mon. One beer isn't gonna kill you. Har, har, har. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1793 At least you waited until after Happy Hour. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1794 Are we going to drink, and then drive? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1795 Any way I can charm you into taking me before the midterm elections? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1796 And they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1797 Sure, but I have to warn you I'm not the best company. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1798 Thanks pal, first kind gesture all day. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1799 Oh, come on -- try it. You only live once. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1800 Bottoms up, bud. I got your back. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1801 It won't be a problem; my work is quite sobering 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1802 Hey, pal. You're being too hard on yourself. Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1803 Off with your head! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1804 What are you doing here? I thought it was martinis in Samarra at 8 p.m. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1805 Sure, I've got time for a beer, but.... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1806 Alright, Mr. Hoffa, one more beer. But then I have to go to work... 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1807 Last call, buddy. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1808 OK, Buddy, no hard feelings? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1809 Thank you. I'll get the next round. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1810 Guess no one swiped right for you either? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1811 I am sure you can have one!!!... please don't tell me you're "on duty" .... 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1812 Looks like I won't have time to drink 'em both! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1813 Go ahead. It won't kill you! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1814 Cirrhosis, schmirhosis. C'mon and join me. You've been sitting there waiting for 20 years. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1815 Here's a little something to take the edge off. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1816 Thanks but I don't drink when I am at work. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1817 Tastes Great! Less Killing! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1818 Thanks anyway but I'll have to pass...I'm on call. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1819 Welcome to Harry's beautiful. Love your hoodie. How about joining me for a beer? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1820 I find that beer just sort of runs right through me, but sure, why not? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1821 Aw, come ON. You think it's gonna kill you? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1822 Hey pal.. take a time out, you seem dehydrated.. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1823 Not now. It's Miller time. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1824 I've been dying for a beer all day. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1825 Not now, thanks. Last things first. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1826 Sure buddy - I remember this place before they served craft beer, but all the guys I used to drink with are gone now. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1827 Don't look so grim buddy, drinks are on me! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1828 Here, cheer up no need to look grim 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1829 Hah! You think death is cold? This is cold! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1830 Give this a try, it's a killer. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1831 Graveyard shift’s a killer, eh? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1832 I shouldn't. There will be hell to pay if no one gets killed on my drive home. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1833 What's it going to do - kill 'ya? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1834 Slow down, buddy, you'll drink yourself to death. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1835 Here, have a brew-ski. I have to tell you, those shorts just don't go with the rest of that outfit. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1836 Thanks, but I'm not here for you. I'm here for the cat. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1837 I am a regular here; are you sure it is last call? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1838 Hey Buddy, taxes for the rich may be a thing of the past, but at least we can still drink to death. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1839 I’m guessing you only show up for last call 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1840 Are you sure? You look like you could do with one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1841 None for me, thanks. I'm reaping. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1842 Thanks for making America great again! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1843 Here's one to go 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1844 Here, have a beer, I'm not leaving for another 30 minutes. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1845 Thanks, but it's not pale enough yet. I'll wait. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1846 Beer? Or, would you rather play a game of chess? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1847 Let the bargaining begin 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1848 Now that I no longer have to pay the individual mandate, let me buy you a drink. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1849 Thanks, I have been feeling a little grim today. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1850 C’mon, on me, looks like you need a pick me up. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1851 I guess one, wouldn't kill me. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1852 I'd normally say 'all things in moderation' but go ahead and drink both. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1853 Looks like my ex-wife was right. I am gonna drink myself to death. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1854 Cheers, do you want it with the head or without? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1855 Now that's the way to make a friend for the rest of your life. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1856 It?s OK to mix business with pleasure... 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1857 Didn't expect to see you at happy hour. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1858 Trust me, you'd be better off wishing your liver good health! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1859 Truce? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1860 Sorry; I don't drink on duty 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1861 No thank-you, I never drink while I'm working. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1862 Here, Buddy, you only live once. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1863 Why thank you. As long as you’re driving I believe I will. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1864 You're too kind. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1865 Thanks, but I'm behind on my quota this week. You drink them both and drive home. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1866 Slàinte! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1867 Are you the Uber for Steve? My phone is dead. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1868 Welcome back, Steve! ... So, how was the Washington gig? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1869 No thanks, I don't hold my liquor well 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1870 A cold one! Hell yes. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1871 Nah, I have to think about my ghoulish figure. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1872 You're a grim reaper...I'm a happy drunk! Join me! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1873 Hey man, who ya lookin' for? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1874 OK, I see it's last call but how about one for the road? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1875 No thanks, I don't drink on the job, but you may want to chug yours. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1876 What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a place like this? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1877 Something tells me you’ll only have time for one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1878 Yes, yes. It's a beauty. I use it for reaping, you know. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1879 Only one, but right after we're leaving. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1880 What the hell, I just paid my taxes, got nothing left to do anyway. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1881 Here ya go. Business will pick up January when insurance deductibles haven't been met. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1882 Here's to the two party system. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1883 How prophetic ...I get to drink ..."to Death " . 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1884 Go ahead, it's not going to kill ya 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1885 C’mon, one won’t kill ya. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1886 L'Chaim! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1887 Guess what, pal? I'm no longer the most feared figure in this country. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1888 No thanks - I only take spirits. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1889 Would it kill you if we had another drink first? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1890 Not when I’m reaping! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1891 Thanks for the drink. People can be so cold and stiff around me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1892 Once those combines came along, we were forced to consider other careers. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1893 I'm more of a "glass half empty" guy to be honest. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1894 Wanna join me? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1895 Thanks, I sure could use one. I'm dead on my feet. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1896 Thanks, but I'm only here for a minute. Is the bartender around? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1897 Well since you're here, I won't have to pay for these anyway 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1898 Didn't anyone ever tell you that excessive drinking will be the death of you? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1899 To my health! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1900 No, thanks, I never drink while I'm on duty. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1901 Come on...Live a little and have a beer! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1902 This Beelze-Bud's for you! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1903 Thanks, pal. I owe ya. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1904 No, I don't drink and scythe. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1905 How about one for the road? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1906 Sorry. I never drink on the job. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1907 Here's the deal ... you put the sickle away, and I'll buy you a beer. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1908 To your good health! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1909 Can't. I'm on call 24/7 in the current political environment. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1910 I'll go with you right after I finish my beer --- bartender keep em coming. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1911 I’d kill for a beer right now. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1912 Is death be not too proud for a beer? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1913 I'm driving, but thanks. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1914 If I give you this, will you let me finish mine? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1915 OK, I give you five more minutes. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1916 No thanks pal, I'm your designated driver 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1917 Thanks, but no. I'm just waiting for your ride home. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1918 Charlie you look like death. Tell me all about it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1919 I have my own reasons for calling it Happy Hour. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1920 Bartender, add this to my tab for my new friend! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1921 It was only when Henry uttered the words "I'll drink to death" that he realized he had a problem. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1922 Another round before we go? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1923 One for the road? Hey, thanks, Mac 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1924 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1925 No worries. It's organic! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1926 Thanks, I've been feeling a little grim these days. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1927 You should really take an Uber. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1928 You must play a TON of golf. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1929 I'll be your designated driver tonight...enjoy! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1930 Just so you know, I'm not looking for a long term relationship. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1931 I can't drink your last beer. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1932 Come on, just have one beer! It won't kill you. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1933 Okay, but this is your last drink... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1934 So a coronary risk and the Grim Reaper walk into a bar... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1935 It's not even 6 o'clock, whadaya mean "Last Call"? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1936 No thanks. Been sober forever. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1937 Here's to the last call." 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1938 No one likes you? Reaper, please. I voted for Trump. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1939 Grim this. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1940 'Lchaim', to life'. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1941 Best drink in town! I'd bet my life on it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1942 No thanks man, I'm already dead drunk. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1943 Hmm, are you trying to get me drunk? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1944 Nah, thanks, I had to knock it off: it was beginning to affect my good looks. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1945 Pete learned the hard way: Don't beer The Reaper. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1946 I just missed getting hit by a bus...this beer's on me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1947 "At least he won't spend more time at the office". 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1948 I don't know, one more might be the death of me... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1949 My doctor said if I kept drinking I’d meet you! 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1950 You think you have a horrible boss? Let me tell ya... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1951 This Bud's for you unless that sickle's for me. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1952 No it's not. The end is beer! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1953 Hey Buddy, how about a beer to take the edge off? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1954 Didn't meet today's quota? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1955 I've come for your soul....oh...is that a cold beer? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1956 Can we at least take one for the road? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1957 Trust me, we’re both going to need this!! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1958 I'll have to pass. I haven't the stomach for it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1959 None for me, I actually have to drive you out of here tonight. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1960 Trust me, drink as much as you want. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1961 I never touch that stuff. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1962 Aw c'mon, one won't kill ya! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1963 Go ahead, have two for the road, then we're out of here! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1964 Let me know when I've had enough! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1965 Ah, what the hell, I guess you only live once. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1966 Cheers to “last call!” 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1967 It's time for the VERY last call. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1968 No thank-you. I don't drink and scythe. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1969 My pal left cause the place is dead. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1970 Relax, one beer won't kill you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1971 One for the road ? Sure. But it's still end of the road for you pal. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1972 You look like death warmed over. Have a beer. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1973 Take one, the chances of me finishing both are grim. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1974 No thanks, beer seems to go right through me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1975 I guess one beer won't kill me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1976 Let's drink to no more dead end jobs. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1977 Sorry I can't drink that stuff, it just goes right through me. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1978 Oh,Alright,bud; just one more for the road. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1979 What’s up bitch 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1980 Not now - I'm working. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1981 C'mon, one more drink won't kill you. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1982 Just have one. It won't kill ya. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1983 Put it on my stab. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1984 Thanks, but I can't drink on duty. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1985 Huh. She always said I'd meet my death this way. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1986 Fine, one more, then you have to go. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1987 Happy New Year! Oh, wait.. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1988 Whose health are we drinking to? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1989 Want one? I will keel over if I have another. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1990 Oh hey, I thought you would be at Mar-a-lago! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1991 I don't usually accept drinks from people I'm not looking for, but what the hell; live a little, right? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1992 What's a happy hour? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1993 Trump 2020 starting early? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1994 Nice try, but that's not what I'm here for. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1995 You look mighty grim...here, have a beer. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1996 Thanks. I'll take off the head myself. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
1997 Don't mind if I do. It's dead out there. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
1998 Hey, have a beer and relax...I called a cab. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
1999 Love to drink, but it goes right through me. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2000 What's the matter? One won't kill you. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2001 I bet I look like death... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2002 Here, last call. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2003 Drink till death do us part. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2004 I'll buy the last round. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2005 Here! This beer is to die for! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2006 Not much time. I'm still working on Congress and just started the Senate. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2007 No thanks, you should enjoy your last two. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2008 Man, your throat must be bone dry. Have a drink! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2009 You look like you could use this. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2010 ..and here's to Judge Moore, Mr.Bannon! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2011 Grim and beer it. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2012 Last call? I thought I had more time! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2013 What took you so long? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2014 I said "I'm making my rounds", not "I need another round". 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2015 It should cure whatever ails you. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2016 You look like I’ve had enough. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2017 Ah! When I think of the BILLIONS of yeast cells that have died for every pint of beer... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2018 Here. You look like you could use some cheering up. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2019 Thanks, man. I wasn't kidding when I said I'd kill for a beer. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2020 Your right this is your last call. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2021 I guess I won't need this one for the road. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2022 It is not going to kill you to have a drink with me 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2023 I buy you a beer, you buy me some time, okay? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2024 I can’t leave yet it’s BOGO hour. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2025 Hey, Buddy... let me buy you a drink. You look parched. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2026 That pesky taxman comes every April, but you, my friend, are a real class act a once in a lifetime opportunity! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2027 No thanks ... it impairs my productivity. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2028 Here's to alll survivors. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2029 Most folks have a bad day at work, it’s a bad day. I have a bad day at work and somebody doesn’t die. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2030 Thanks, it’s been a killer week. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2031 Before you say a thing, I'd like to propose a toast to my health! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2032 Fears! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2033 I’ve said no to mansions and kingdoms but this just might be your lucky day—I could really use a cold one. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2034 Thanks but I’m here for a different last call. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2035 Actually, I'm here on business. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2036 What the hell. One more for the road. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2037 Friends til the end? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2038 Hey, how 'bout one for the road... or are you my designated driver? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2039 Have one on me. Today's my birthday! I never did like that bartender anyway. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2040 Thanks! For some reason I can never catch the bartender’s eye. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2041 Have one on me--it won't kill ya 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2042 Why so grim? Want a drink? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2043 Here's to the fin de sickle or is that what they all say? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2044 I am a little dry. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2045 Cheers to remaining thing certain in this world 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2046 Sure, I'll have another round with you. And is your name Frank Schmidt, by the way? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2047 I would love to join you, but I'm also an Uber driver on the side. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2048 Have one on me and let's assume you're the Ghost of Christmas Future. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2049 Jerry, this is not what I meant by 'this is your last call.' 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2050 What do you mean you can't accept a cold one? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2051 Thanks, I was hoping for a bier! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2052 I normally don't intervene, but dude really?! Two fisted drinking this early in the day? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2053 Right now, I could kill for a cold beer!... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2054 Thank you - you're the first to appreciate my portrayal of Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2055 Comeon, Halloween's over. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2056 Congratulations on North Korea! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2057 You're mistaking me for my son Father Time. That happens a lot on New Year's Eve. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2058 Cheers Bannon! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2059 One more won't kill me. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2060 Hay Buddy, this one’s on me. It looks like them terrorists and gun nuts are working you to the bone. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2061 ...and the third and last brother, offered death a beer, and together they walked off into the unknown.... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2062 Drink up. I think you about to be cut off. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2063 These Happy Hour prices are to-die-for 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2064 I've been expecting you.... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2065 Believe me. At this bar, "last call" REALLY means "last call. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2066 No thanks. It goes right through me. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2067 Good...you've come for the pedophiles. They're all sitting at the corner table. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2068 Hey, pal, why so grim? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2069 Sure, one can't hurt. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2070 Congrats on passing the inevitable tax act! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2071 Thanks, Joe! Of course you know you're going to down five more of those, try to drive home -- we'll finish business then. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2072 No. Let's toast to YOUR health. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2073 No thanks. I already knocked the top off a tall one earlier... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2074 Thanks, I think I will. What's so important it can't wait? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2075 Thanks but no thanks, I've had my fill of spirits. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2076 Well, I must say, this is a first! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2077 Thanks for the beer but I'm still coming for you on December, 6, 2019." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2078 Let's have a few--I hear its hot where we're going. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2079 Yes, where there's life, there's Bud. And the other way around. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2080 I guess death is nature's way of telling me to slow down. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2081 Boy, am I glad to see you! I'm not sure whether the best news is that I don't have to eat any more kale, or that I don't have to argue "collusion isn't really a crime" on national TV! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2082 What are going do to me if I don't give it to you? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2083 Death, be not proud. Have a drink! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2084 No, I didn't exactly fall from heaven. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2085 Can I just call you by your first name Angel? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2086 Lemme guess...another round of layoffs at the plant today? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2087 Hey buddy, this is for you...If I drink another one , it'll be the death of me. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2088 I'm on duty - but I can take the top off those suds for you. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2089 You seriously never considered that years of drinking a beer in each hand might have consequences? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2090 Have one with me, it won't kill you. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2091 Thanks, but I'm on duty. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2092 Don't worry, man. That wasn't me that said "last call". 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2093 Just a vodka soda- I'm watching my ghoulish figure. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2094 Here's to making it to last call 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2095 Do you like craft beer? This one's a little bitter, and the ending isn't too hoppy. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2096 Wasn't sure how much time you had..so I ordered for you ! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2097 Here is hoping this will finish your day. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2098 It's about time you showed up! I'm ready for this year to be over. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2099 Actually, I'm dying for a G&T. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2100 No thanks, I'm watching my weight. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2101 Sure Ted keep drinking. You're lucky I'm off the clock. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2102 Dude, have one on me, it's to die for. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2103 No...No...Harry...we gotta make the front of that bus this time! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2104 Here's to your health. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2105 The scythe came with the promotion. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2106 Here's looking at you, kid. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2107 Kelly Anne, is that you? You look like death, girl. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2108 OK, join me for this last round and I'll give you a ride home. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2109 Drinks on the hearse! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2110 Whadda ya say I buy this round, and we call the chess thing even? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2111 Here's to the New Year 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2112 No, thanks. I never drink before chess. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2113 This IPA is to die for! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2114 Every time someone offers death a beer, some pompous ass somewhere gets hit by a bus 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2115 So it's last call, is it? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2116 Don't worry - funeral expenses will still be an itemized deduction. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2117 "You look terrible,man. Here have a brewski... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2118 No thanks, but drink up and I'll help you find your car. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2119 What have you got to lose? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2120 I'll drink it. But I won't say L'Chaim. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2121 You say bier; I say beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2122 Well, I guess there's enough time for one before the North Korea thing happens. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2123 L'Chaim, buddy! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2124 Shall we drink to the G.O.P., Buddy? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2125 Mr. Reaper, you're wrong! Beer does, in fact, help me drive better. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2126 Come on, have one! It won't kill you! 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2127 Chug a little of this, you grim bastard. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2128 I guess one more beer won't kill me 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2129 I would kill for a beer right now. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2130 Thanks but the boss would kill me if he finds out I'm drinking on the job 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2131 Here, have one on me...you look like death. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2132 I am truly sorry but I am not allowed to drink when I pick up fares 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2133 Charlie! It’s me, Matt. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2134 Well, I am off the clock in a few minutes. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2135 Not my kind of spirits. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2136 Nah, I've stopped drinking on the job. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2137 No, I just have that kind of skull. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2138 Hey, why so grim? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2139 What exactly is Happy Hour? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2140 Thanks! Don't mind if I do. This cape does not have pockets, so I don't carry a wallet at work. Been a long day. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2141 You're lookin' at the guy who put the "pale" in I.P.A. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2142 lets drink to your victory and my inevitable demise 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2143 Hey--come on! You take death too seriously. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2144 Relax! What's your hurry? Have one on me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2145 This one's for you pal, you look a little grim. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2146 I hope you're a fast drinker. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2147 I'd kill for a nice cold beer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2148 Thoughtful, but fruitless. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2149 You're a great brother-in-law. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2150 Beer usually runs right through me, but what the hell? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2151 So I guess the Jerusalem thing was the tipping point for you, too. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2152 Obamacare has ruined my business. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2153 Here you go Mr. Reaper, last call. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2154 Sure. But only if it's gluten-free. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2155 Let’s drink to better days ahead 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2156 Beer always makes me appear more prone to existence, or at least less wannabe dead. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2157 Can't drink anymore. Goes right through me. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2158 C'mon. Don't be such a buzzkill. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2159 He went to the Men's room half an hour ago. Why don't you have his beer? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2160 Hey, buddy, sit down and have a cold one. I wasn't expectin' you til next month. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2161 Thanks for the beer! Though I will only have time for one, I have an appointment with the guy at the end of the bar. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2162 No thanks. I'm still on duty. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2163 Thanks, but I'll be driving you home. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2164 Gluten free? Trust me, that stuff will kill you. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2165 This beer's yours if you at least wait until I finish 'The Bachelorette' season finale! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2166 Don't be a stiff---have a drink. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2167 Are you here for me, or the beer? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2168 I’ll pass...I tend to make a mess when I drink 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2169 Work getting you down? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2170 No thanks. Any more and I’ll lose my grimness. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2171 Thanks for the beer, but why do you want me to chug it? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2172 Your right, I'm dying for a beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2173 Here's to tonight's skeleton crew! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2174 Have a beer man, you're looking pretty grim right now. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2175 No thanks. I'm the designated driver tonight. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2176 You're late. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2177 Care to have one for the road my friend? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2178 Slain!... I mean... sláinte! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2179 It's on me—I just made a killing! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2180 Casual Friday or not, I can't dodge the company dress code. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2181 No thanks, but I could kill for some peanuts right about now. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2182 Yeah yeah, you should totally drive home tonight. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2183 Hey fella, you look a little grim. This one's on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2184 Here’s mud in your socket. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2185 One for the road? How thoughtful! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2186 I'll buy you a beer if you promise to end this year early. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2187 Thanks pal, but tonight I'm the designated dier. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2188 Wait a second....I followed the rules! ‘Liquor then beer...’ 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2189 Thanks, but I can't be caught scything under the influence. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2190 Gimme a minute, one more soul and I'm off duty. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2191 Here's one for the road, or wherever we're headed. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2192 It's cold. You like cold, right? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2193 You know Happy Hour's over, right? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2194 Here's a 'cold-one' for the Doppelgänger of a guy who showed up last year right before Harry 'passed-on'. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2195 Glad you're back with Breitbart. Cheers! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2196 Now that they got rid of that death tax, I can pursue boozin' and whorin' with whatever time I got left. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2197 Hell, you look like you could use a drink. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2198 Thanks. My day's been pretty grim. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2199 Just the one, thanks. I gotta get to the First Amendment rally out in front of the White House. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2200 Nah, haven’t touched the stuff since Prince. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2201 Let me get you this beer; you look dead tired 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2202 I don't drink. I reap. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2203 No thanks, it would be the death of me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2204 I would, but I already have two strikes for "ferrying under the influence". 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2205 When death is your bouncer, you don't see too many bar fights. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2206 C'mon, would it kill you to have one more? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2207 Last call on me buddy! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2208 No thanks, I can finally drink absinthe 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2209 Can I actually get some hard liquor? I’ve had a killer day 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2210 No thanks, I hear it's not good for you. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2211 Sure, it's last call, after all. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2212 Look, buddy - it's rush hour. We're not going anywhere. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2213 No thanks. I never reap and drive. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2214 I might as well have another since you're here. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2215 Aw, c'mon. It won't kill you... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2216 Thanks, but I don't drink and scythe. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2217 Cheers to that shiny flag of your! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2218 Try this, these guys make a killer IPA. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2219 No, you go ahead. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2220 I heard it was Last Call, so I got you one for the road. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2221 No thanks, I'm watching my weight. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2222 This is most definitely your last call! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2223 I heard that hoods were back in style." "You still look like death! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2224 Let's have a beer, and I'll give you some names. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2225 Thanks anyway, I've already had 2 Zombies. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2226 It won't kill ya 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2227 You gotta try this drink! It's killer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2228 One last drink? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2229 Have a drink buddy, you're looking a little grim these days. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2230 Thanks. But I never drink while working. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2231 No thanks, it goes right thru me. Enjoy. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2232 No thanks. And by the way, that was your last call for alcohol. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2233 Thanks. It's been a killer day. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2234 Hey buddy, why the grim face? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2235 Trade ya. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2236 I'd kill for a beer. Well, not literally. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2237 C'mon, one hasn't ever killed anyone - or has it? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2238 It's not a "let's." It's a "you're"...toast. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2239 Don’t be so grim, buddy. Here, have a beer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2240 I can use that. I've been in a spiritual crisis since the Trump election. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2241 Aw, go ahead- it's not that kind of bier. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2242 "To second chances!' 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2243 No, I meant we should get a bier together. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2244 Yeah OK. You've got time for one more. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2245 Lay off and this one's on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2246 I only come here for the appetizers. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2247 Drink up! It's all you can drink for the next 5 minutes! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2248 I had what he's having 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2249 Here's one for ya, laddie. Don't look so grim. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2250 No thanks, I’m scything tonight. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2251 They're both for you! I'm driving. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2252 Hey ol' pal how did the x-rays go? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2253 I'll have another, but only if you drive. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2254 No, thanks. I'm just waiting 'til you drive home. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2255 Here, take Pete's, I don't think he's coming back. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2256 I'll drink mine, but you might want to order yours 'to go'. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2257 Thanks- but I think I'll remove the head first. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2258 Till we meet again! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2259 I am drinking to a buddy. Maybe you know him. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2260 No thanks, I’m just here for the salmonella. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2261 For a second there I thought you were my wife ... now that would've been REALLY bad! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2262 C’mon man. One more won’t kill you. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2263 Lets drink to a long life. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2264 Let's just say I'm a people person. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2265 A final one for the final road? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2266 No, Thanks. I gave the stuff up years ago after a health scare. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2267 Thanks for the offer, but I'm still on the clock. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2268 Are you certain this is Happy Hour? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2269 What'd you say your name was? Jim Reefer? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2270 Ah, come down and join me. It won’t kill you to have one beer with me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2271 Check it out, this brew is killer! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2272 Hey, beautiful, how 'bout one for the road on me?" 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2273 You and your scythe aren’t going anywhere after you taste this pumpkin spice IPA. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2274 Hey, come on - it'll put some meat on those bones. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2275 Cures what ales ya! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2276 Sorry, I can't drink while working.... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2277 Drink while you wait? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2278 Well, I suppose I could have just one… 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2279 Won’t you join me?” “I was just going to ask you the same. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2280 Normally I wouldn’t make this trade but I could really use a beer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2281 Hey Bannon, you're looking down man, this one's for you! 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2282 ...and don't worry: You won't be needing a bathroom. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2283 Please keep drinking, i am on duty ! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2284 Not till I've finished both! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2285 Right. Nothing is certain except death and now tax reform. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2286 I heard you were interested in near death experiences. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2287 why not? I'm dead already. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2288 Yes, thanks. I will join you but remember you can only die once. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2289 Move any closer and you'll be drinking alone. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2290 No thanks, buddy--I can't be drinking and driving you to Hades. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2291 Final final? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2292 Not now, thanks. Rules say: If you drink don't reap. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2293 No, thanks. I'm on call. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2294 Have them both--Bill can't make it. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2295 Sure, to whatever tomorrow does not bring. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2296 You look like you need a bier. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2297 Here, have my extra beer. You just missed last call. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2298 Thanks, human. I have something for you, too. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2299 Here. Kill it... if you can. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2300 I only drink dark beer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2301 You look down in the dumps...have one on me. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2302 Of all the gin joints in all the world... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2303 Well if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2304 The last guy who offered me one for the road ended up at the front of the line. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2305 What makes you think it's poison? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2306 Hey, Pal, join me for Happy Hour! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2307 A toast to Trump's demise. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2308 I hope you're not expecting me to be the life of the party. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2309 Are you sure? It’s last call. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2310 I'm his designated driver. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2311 You know, you could be the Happy Reaper. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2312 Could I interest you in one more for the road before we go?? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2313 It's IPA--Interment Prevention Assurance. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2314 Still in your Halloween costume? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2315 No thanks this time Ed, this is more of a professional visit. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2316 No, please, I insist. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2317 Come on...one for the road won't kill you. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2318 That is mighty kind of you, but I am on the clock...Hey! speaking about Time... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2319 Sharing is daring, I was never here. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2320 Happy Hour isn't going to work for you... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2321 A Tu Salud Amigo! 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2322 I'll pass--the stuff goes right through me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2323 Sure, I'd love a beer, but I'm actually still on the clock... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2324 ...on the other hand, it's perfectly fine to BEER the reaper. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2325 Glad your're here, when it's this dead its two for one. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2326 I’m your designated driver! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2327 Come on Hal. You know I can't hold my liquor. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2328 One more, and then let's go? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2329 Death becomes him 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2330 YOLO, buddy! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2331 This stout is so strong. I see Death when I drink it. Wanna try some? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2332 Let’shave a beer and bury the hatchet 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2333 Are you my Uber driver 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2334 Man, it's dead in here tonight. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2335 Good riddance to 2017. Let's get on with it. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2336 I'm not usually around for Happy Hour. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2337 No thanks. Beer just goes straight through me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2338 Go ahead, man, have one on me. You're the stuff of legends: the Great Plague, Scrooge's Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, the President's ex-chief strategist. This year's been crazy and the only cure is MORE COWBELL! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2339 I'd have one too, but I don't want to take the edge off. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2340 Boy, I love this job! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2341 I guess one wouldn't kill me. Speaking of which.... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2342 Thanks for the beer, but everything goes right through me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2343 Thanks... I never know where the next one's coming from. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2344 No thanks, those things will kill you. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2345 Yes, let's share an Uber. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2346 Speed Date? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2347 No thanks, I don't drink on the job. By the way, your buddy's not late. He's 'late' if you know what I mean... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2348 No thanks. I can't hold my liquor. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2349 Last ones on me! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2350 It's true; light drinking will extend your life - for about 5 minutes. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2351 You're gonna thank me in the mourning! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2352 How about a beer, in exchange for my wife? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2353 Come on ..one won't killya 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2354 Sure, I guess one wouldn't kill me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2355 Here's to the Bitcoin. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2356 Welcome to the Opioid Belt. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2357 No buddy, to your health. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2358 Here ya go mate, let me lift your spirit. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2359 Here, let’s share one for the road. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2360 Well thank you, fortuitous location for last call. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2361 Cheers! Last orders please... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2362 Since you are here, why not a last drink on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2363 Could you kill this for me? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2364 Don't you find IPAs a little hoppy? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2365 It didn't take you long to get here after approving the Tax Reform Bill. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2366 No thanks, I'm just killing time. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2367 I said "I'm here for you", not "is that beer for you..." 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2368 Here's one for the road. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2369 Well, it looks we beat taxes, how about a beer for you? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2370 Hey lets drink to life. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2371 Lively up yo’self! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2372 It's last call! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2373 That a Red Sox pennant? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2374 You're going to wish you had drank them both. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2375 Have this one. I feel like death too when I first come in. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2376 You only die once. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2377 The Specter of Death, a barfly, and an Invisible Man walk into a bar ... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2378 Last call's on me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2379 C'mon. It's not going to kill you. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2380 Sure, let's toast---I seem to be winning. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2381 Here, you look like you are dying for a cold drink! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2382 No thanks, I'm the Designated Scyther. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2383 Thanks, I'll take both. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2384 You'll like it - it's got killer taste! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2385 You go ahead, they go right through me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2386 I hear ya pal…This place is dead tonight. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2387 Thanks but it really is my turn. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2388 Here this one's on me. It's dead in here anyway. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2389 Care for a beer and a mop? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2390 Thanks, but I'm a little OCD about germs. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2391 They say it goes right through you 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2392 Coincidentally, it's my last call, too. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2393 One for the road home? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2394 Great idea! I'll change my scythe to a hoe during the holidays so I can say "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!" to my new friends. Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2395 Hey, you look like your best friend just died. Have one on me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2396 Senator, a toast to the tax bill, with my last beer! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2397 "Jeez, another hard day at the office". 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2398 Nah, you keep it. Enjoy! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2399 I poured you one for the road. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2400 Okay, one more, but Mrs. Death is gonna kill me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2401 I made a killing today at the racetrack. And you? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2402 I can't, Jimmy. I'm your designated scyther." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2403 No thanks, I'm reaping...... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2404 Ah, I suppose another pint wouldn’t hurt. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2405 O K, one more, then we gotta go. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2406 Beer goggles claim another victim. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2407 No more social security. ... I'm buying! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2408 Busy day? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2409 Thanks, but I'm driving. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2410 Do you come here often? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2411 You killed it today? Let me buy you a beer! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2412 One for the road to perdition? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2413 You look like I need a drink. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2414 I'm not here to toast your health. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2415 It's a New micro brew, Scythe Pale Ale. Looks like you know about it too. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2416 A beer to die for 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2417 Yeah, it's a proactive, cold-calling position 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2418 Is it a craft brew? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2419 Enjoy one for the road 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2420 No, I'm afraid it's more like 'Reaper' Time. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2421 Here’s, to drinking and driving 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2422 My wife’s in the bathroom, but she will be right back. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2423 This one is for you--after a bad day at work you look like death warmed over 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2424 If you promise to take me before the hangover kicks in, drinks are on me 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2425 I'm feeling much better this morning. Right, buddy? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2426 This should kill your thirst. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2427 If it's a real hell-brew you're after, partner, this is it 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2428 Why thanks,..I'm just waiting for my MRI results. 1.1600 0.07751 50 46 0 4
2429 Hello stranger! Let's drink to live and let live. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2430 The next round is on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2431 Til death do us part. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2432 Ok, but you're driving. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2433 Thanks,but some cheese and crackers would really hit the spot. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2434 "Drink up, my friend! My recent healthcare proposal just received Trump's stamp of approval. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2435 No really you drink it Larry, I'll catch up to you in the ditch. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2436 I know you're well over your quota. Let's celebrate! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2437 Here's to tax reform! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2438 Technically, I suppose they refer to the same thing, but in your case Mr. Wilson, I believe the expression 'Face Down' will soon be more descriptive than 'Bottoms Up'. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2439 Well, I guess I could have just one before you go. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2440 Last round is on me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2441 Come on - one beer won't kill you! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2442 here's to Christmas past ! ! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2443 Thanks. I'll buy the next 20 rounds. I hope my replacement has a better year next year. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2444 Because I could not drink for death, Death, kindly drink for me? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2445 Actually, I prefer martinis--bone dry. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2446 No, thanks. Can't you see I've had one too many already? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2447 Cheers, Man this last one’s gonna kill me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2448 No thanks. I'm on duty, Mr. Kelly of 508 Joshua Lane. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2449 Thanks, but I'm on duty - you might want to chug yours. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2450 Ok, just one more before closing time. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2451 You can blame the new thermostat settings on our seasonal helpers. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2452 Sure, why not? I've been dying for a cold one all day. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2453 Rough year, dude? You look like you need this more than me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2454 OK we'll have one the long road. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2455 It's always one for the road. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2456 No thanks. I'm here for the atmosphere. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2457 I'll just die if this isn't the best beer you've ever tasted. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2458 The good news is, you won't be charged for the beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2459 I’m here to kill all the poor people that only spend their money on booze. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2460 Don't be so grim. Have a beer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2461 You may as well drink this....I don't think I'm going to have time for a second one. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2462 Have a drink, it won't kill you. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2463 Ma always said to kill 'em with kindness. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2464 My day was a killer. Yours? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2465 Thanks, I've been dying for pint all day. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2466 C'mon. Have one more drink, it won't kill you." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2467 That brew might just buy you another five minutes! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2468 Here's to tax reform and making America grim again! 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2469 Same deal as last year? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2470 No thanks. I’m the designated dier. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2471 Enjoy, we are all doomed anyway. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2472 So what if your time is up. It's on me! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2473 You think YOU have an Angry Orchard? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2474 Is it last call, already? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2475 Uh... You didn't hear me say Last Call? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2476 Cheer up, Buddy "Cheer up, Buddy! I mean it's not like somebody died, right? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2477 Here's to the worst last call, ever. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2478 Stop being such a Debbie Downer and have a beer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2479 No thank you, that stuff will kill you. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2480 Salute! Being self-employed isn't as easy as it looks, huh? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2481 Okay, but this is last call. Deal? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2482 Here, have a drink, you look like death 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2483 Why so grim, have one on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2484 One drink won't kill you 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2485 Okay, just one more, then we have to get back to business. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2486 You sure as hell cleared out this joint. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2487 Here, have a beer while I show you lots of photos of my ex-wife. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2488 I know this trick. You get me drunk and then you steal my scythe. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2489 I figure it won't kill me to buy a stranger a drink. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2490 It's made with water from Flint, Michigan but I'm sure you don't mind. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2491 Good call. It's senior discount day. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2492 I never drink on the job. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2493 That's cheating. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2494 Here’s to ya, Mr. Bannon. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2495 Come and join me. It’s dangerous to drink alone. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2496 Join me for last call? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2497 Okay, you have convinced me, you need this brew much more than I do. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2498 No thanks, I'm a designated driver. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2499 Thanks. I'll pay you back sooner than you think. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2500 No thanks. You drink them both, I'll buy you another, then let's go for a drive. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2501 Here, have one. You need it as much as I do. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2502 I'd say you pay your tab right now. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2503 Thanks, buddy! I guess one more won't kill me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2504 Cheers! You just made my day. So, what brings you in here tonight? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2505 Thanks. I'll get you later. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2506 C'mon. One beer won't kill you. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2507 You look like you've had a killer week. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2508 Just because you're afraid to be alone doesn't mean you have to keep following me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2509 Well may you say "It's Miller time!" but I'm casting my net a little wider. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2510 I'm a huge blue oyster cult fan too! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2511 The rent’s sky high, my kid needs bail money, and my car got swiped. But at least I made a new friend. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2512 No thanks. I don't have a stomach for it. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2513 So, new in town? Me too. Here's to a long life! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2514 Tough Day? You look like you could use a beer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2515 You want one for the road? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2516 Drink up while you still can. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2517 Whoops, my friend was here a minute ago. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2518 No, Fred! Your wife is still going to kill you when you get home. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2519 dilly dilly 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2520 I'm coming! I'm coming! I just need to finish these beers. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2521 Don't look at me like that! Come on, let's celebrate my life! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2522 Fake brews? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2523 Koufax....'65...382 K's....pay up! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2524 OK then one for the road 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2525 Here's to a life, well... lived. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2526 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2527 Time for one more? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2528 I guess you've got time for one more. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2529 Cheer up, its not so grim. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2530 No thanks, I'm a spirits kind of guy. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2531 It's okay. I posted fake pictures too. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2532 Thanks anyway, but I don't drink while I'm working. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2533 C'mon. One drink won't kill me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2534 Yes, I will have one for the road. After all, it is last call. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2535 No thanks-- I'm stone cold sober. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2536 I'm not going anywhere until I finish my beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2537 That's a pretty nifty Halloween costume you got there, buddy....but I've seen better. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2538 When they said last call, I had no idea it was not just for tonight 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2539 I knew there had to be a catch. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2540 Ask not for whom the beer foams - it foams for thee." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2541 Here, it won’t kill you. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2542 Regrettably, that's not the bier I had in mind. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2543 Want to see me lop off all the heads with one swing? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2544 Have a beer, Grimmy. The guy on the floor is in no hurry. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2545 Join me in one for the road? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2546 No thanks, last time you talked me into too many, and you got a reprieve. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2547 NO, I literally can't hold my beer... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2548 Here you go. Let's drink to my health. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2549 No thanks. You drink it.....but don't forget your car keys. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2550 You don’t need to pry this from my cold dead hands, it’s all yours! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2551 Ask not for whom the beer foams... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2552 Nice costume. Let's drink on it. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2553 Here, you gotta try this brew -- it's to die for! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2554 C'mon, one beer never killed anyone. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2555 You indulge? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2556 Happy hour? Sure...if you'd like to call it that. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2557 Drinking can impair your judgement. Joe was about to find out the hard way... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2558 This is for you -- I figure if nothing stops you, one drink sure won't. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2559 I operate heavy machinery. What do you do for a living? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2560 No thanks, I'm fine. That stuff goes right through me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2561 Why so grim?! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2562 Drink up, and you won't look so grim. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2563 Yes, ‘Hoppy Ending’ is a great name for a microbrew, but in this case, it’s also a bit ironic. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2564 Come on have a cold one, I know we can work this out! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2565 Tonight is kind of special, let it be Lowenbrau. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2566 No thanks, I only drink scotch and hemlock. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2567 I tell you when to take me when I'm drunk and ready! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2568 Have a sip ,it will put a smile on your face 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2569 Go on, have a beer! It won't kill you! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2570 Have one of these . . . it may raise your spirits! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2571 I would, but it runs right through me. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2572 ‘L’chaim’ back at you! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2573 You can stay but I need your liver. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2574 Love your walking stick. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2575 Thanks, but I shouldn't drink any alcohol since I will be driving you to my place.... Of course it's all for your safety concern. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2576 Shoot, I'll tell you a sob story. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2577 C'mon - one drink won't kill you! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2578 Thanks, but I'm waiting for Emily. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2579 Would it kill you to share one of those? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2580 Get a life. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2581 The hangover's death though. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2582 You look like a dark beer guy! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2583 Smile, Mr. Glass Half Empty! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2584 Well, after this week I’m no longer certain about my taxes. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2585 Ok, but next round is with me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2586 One more before we hit the road? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2587 I bought two beers, seeing though I'm not driving home tonite. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2588 I'm a demon when I get wasted. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2589 Salud! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2590 One more before last call? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2591 Your friend randomly didn't show up? - sure, I'll take his beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2592 No, I said "I've come for you." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2593 Thanks, I’ve had one hell of a week. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2594 Care to join me for my last last call G.R.? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2595 You can thank me in the car, or you can call Uber. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2596 No thanks, you're driving 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2597 Thanks! But actually, that's the one that gets you. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2598 Thanks Larry, that's just what I need...my throat's bone dry. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2599 Some people will do anything to get out of a bar tab... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2600 Ah, there's no more road to have one for, Bud. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2601 Have a beer on me. You're kinda late for Halloween, but that is one hellova costume. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2602 It's really pale, try it. I know you'll like.it. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2603 Have a beer, man. You look like death warmed over. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2604 Excuse me. Could you please lop-off the head of my beer? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2605 Congratulations on your liposuction. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2606 I deserve it. Your mother-in-law was a tough old bird 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2607 Come on, one beer won't kill ya... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2608 And what is your line of work, my friend? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2609 What tipped you off that I'm running for the Senate? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2610 I would except.......wait, are you blind? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2611 No, thanks--I like a dark bier. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2612 Even though she said, "It's not you, it's me" I'm pretty sure it was me, she never liked what I did for work. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2613 Either that...or it'll make you stronger 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2614 UBER? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2615 Salud! one last one before we hit the road? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2616 Can we wait until happy hour is over? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2617 Let's raise a glass to the ghost of Bannon past!" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2618 Have a drink; it's not like it'll kill ya. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2619 Ha! Well, I”m known as the Rim Gripper! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2620 Well, you look grim. Here's to happy hour. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2621 No thanks. I'll just wait until you finish yours. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2622 How about one for the road, before we go? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2623 C'mon..a little sip of beer never killed anyone. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2624 Hey man, how many graves will I be digging this week? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2625 Would it kill you to have a beer with me? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2626 No thanks, bro. It goes right through me. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2627 No thanks. I prefer dark, hoppy stouts, with a hint of death 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2628 Dude! From out of town? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2629 No thanks, I'm riding with you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2630 Thanks.....but liquids go right through me. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2631 Carl was about to learn that Death only stops by to take out. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2632 I'd love to but I'm the designated reaper. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2633 Here's to celebrate another year! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2634 I know you're burnt out. We'll have a beer and think about new career opportunities for you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2635 Here, this one will really make you come alive. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2636 One for the road..on me, pal 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2637 Try this brew; it is a killer. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2638 And you have a GREAT 2018, as well. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2639 No way. You're dead to me. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2640 Drink them both and see what happens. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2641 Join me for one before closing time? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2642 You look like you could use one for the road. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2643 Here's to not being the only one to haunt this place. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2644 This one's on me. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2645 Have a beer. It won't kill you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2646 Careful buddy, that stuff will be your death. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2647 If it makes you feel better, my liver's failing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2648 Here’s to our tomorrows! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2649 No thanks, I'm a designated driver. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2650 One for the road? Much obliged. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2651 No, you have it. After all, you are the designated dyer tonight. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2652 No problem, I planned on taking you home tonight. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2653 Oh, sure- just this once. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2654 You’re a bit early, its not until the hangover tomorrow that Ill want to die 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2655 I guess you could call it a mid-death crisis. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2656 Hey pal, when you're done with those beers, mind giving me a ride? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2657 With the new GOP tax plan and cuts to medical coverage, you're going to be a busy boy. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2658 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2659 Don't worry buddy. I'm on your scythe. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2660 Thanks, but I can't...it goes right through me. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2661 Are you talkin' to me? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2662 Have one on me! You look a little parched. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2663 Take it! It’s not going to kill you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2664 You'er welcome, and I'm pretty sure it isn't Happy Hour. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2665 It's totally yours if you reconsider. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2666 Maybe this will help put a little meat on you! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2667 Have a brewski what's the worst that can happen? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2668 C'mon, one mo won't kill you 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2669 Don't I know you from the graveyard shift? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2670 Here's to death, because death will give me one last bier. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2671 C'mon, let's drink to my health. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2672 Love to! I be not proud! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2673 These 2-for-1s are too much for me. Want to help me kill this one? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2674 Listen, when you hear "Death lies on her like an untimely frost / Upon the sweetest flower of all the field," you feel like: Whoa. Is this how people really see me? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2675 C'mon. There's always time for a beer! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2676 Thanks, but I'm on the clock. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2677 Here’s to a deal you can’t refuse 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
2678 Thanks, but I was just leaving for Samarra. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2679 Grim Reaper? No, sorry. I’m Baby New Year. 2018... well, it’s gonna be tough. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2680 Sounds like today's been killing ya bud. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2681 I take cash only. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2682 Let's have a drink at my place. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2683 How about a drink for the road? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2684 Truce? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2685 At this point it can only make you stronger. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2686 Aw, c’mon, have one ... it won’t kill ya, 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2687 No thanks. If I drink this early, I'll be dead for the rest of the day. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2688 Of all the beer joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into this one. Here's looking at you, kiddo! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2689 No, I said I'm here for you not a brew! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2690 No thanks, I just ordered a Molotov Cocktail. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2691 You're looking pretty grim. Here, have a beer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2692 Come on, have a drink. One can't kill you. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2693 L'Chaim, buddy! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2694 Hey, beer today, gone tomorrow! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2695 I see your reaping the benefits of that new conceal carry law, Jim. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2696 Designated dier! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2697 As long as you're here, it's happy hour everywhere else too. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2698 Thanks, but you may want that beer after you hear what I have to say. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2699 I'm touched - hardly anybody wants to have a beer with me. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2700 Here’s to the end of farm season! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2701 If I could smoke in here, my life would be complete. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2702 It’s not like it’s going to kill you to have one for the road. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2703 Take off that silly coat & hood and come join me for a beer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2704 Thanks, but that stuff just goes through me. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2705 To Life! To Life! L'chayim! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2706 I shouldn't – I'm about to meet a priest and a rabbi. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2707 Kill here often? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2708 Have one on me, buddy. Looks like you could use a "Happy Hour". 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2709 Bad day, friend? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2710 I could use that drink. Work was murder today. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2711 Have them both There ain't none where you're headed 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2712 Man, these Happy Hour prices are killer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2713 When the bar tender said last round, I misinterpreted his meaning. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2714 Thanks, but I've got a different 'tall cold one' for you. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2715 A kind offer, but I'm afraid I'm working under a tight deadline. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2716 Of course my work is grim, that’s why I drink! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2717 Hey, get a life. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2718 What with the particularly busy year you've had, you look like you could use a tall one. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2719 Here you go, pal. You look like you've been working overtime. Besides, my wife is gonna kill me if I have one more. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2720 Last call? Why not. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2721 Thanks for the beer, but I'm still not going home with you. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2722 Here — it'll be the death o' ya! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2723 Nah, I already got drunk in the underworld. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2724 You've got a face of an angel! Let me buy you a drink. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2725 It's too bad you can't drink on the job, you really slayed today. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2726 It's on me. These new craft beers are to die for. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2727 Here, have a beer before we go. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2728 You want this beer? Looks like that last one did my buddy in. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2729 Hi! You must be new around here. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2730 If only there was a better way to spend halloween 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2731 What are you afraid of? A drink never killed anyone. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2732 Here's to a good long friendship 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2733 Trust me, you're going to need that more that me. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2734 Sorry pal, but I have no stomach for beer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2735 Yo! is that a Mets Flag? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2736 Since you're driving, these two are mine. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2737 Here, I bought this for Joe you haven't seen him have you? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2738 Thanks for the free round, partner! You say you're a salesman? What is this 'cirrhosis' you're selling anyway? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2739 L'chaim! L'chaim! To life! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2740 One now, and one after you visit Washington 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2741 Yes, I do feel like a draft. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2742 Hey, don't be so Grim... its happy hour. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2743 Let's do a cheers to life. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2744 This one’s on me, but you owe me one. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2745 Looks like you had a bad day too! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2746 Don't be so grim, have a drink on me 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2747 What’s your catch today? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2748 Did you hear the ACA deadline was December 15th? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2749 Sure, I could murder a beer right now. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2750 Since when did this bar get so grim? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2751 I drink to dull the pain, but you eliminate it. Love your work. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2752 One too many? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2753 Death be not proud have one on me. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2754 Sorry. I never drink on the job. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2755 No thanks. I really don't have time and neither do you! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2756 No, you have them both; then I will get what I want. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2757 Taken in moderation, it won’t kill you. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2758 Here's to another new year. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2759 Please — I always hate to see a beer go to waste! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2760 Grim times for sure, have a drink. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2761 Good job weeding out the unemployed. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2762 Have an hour to kill? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2763 Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2764 How nice! People usually offer me Clamato™! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2765 This seems like a karmic toss-up. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2766 No thanks! I'm just hanging out but I hope to meet up with you later. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2767 It's closing time..last call. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2768 One more before we hit the road? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2769 I could use a cold one. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2770 Nah, but I could really use a cigarette. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2771 I've been expecting you.... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2772 No thanks, Kevin — but I will accept that ride home later. It’s sort of on my way...ha ha... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2773 Well, you're not drivin' are ya? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2774 Down the hatch. It won't kill you. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2775 "Who's your tailor"? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2776 Right, I understand you have some digestive issues. But you have to appreciate the gesture... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2777 Since Harry won't be drinking this one, Cheers! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2778 Here's to cliché's. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2779 And I looked, and held out a pale ale: and his name that sat beside me was Death. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2780 Were you at the Grateful Dead concert or is my beer trying to tell me something? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2781 Yeah, alright, but just this one. Last time I drank with you, I got fucking blotto and mixed up Lil Peep and Lil Pump. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2782 Cheers! Have a drink. You don't need to worry about a beer belly! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2783 Yes! To your health - such as it is. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2784 Look buddy, I don't want a beer. You were supposed to be home 4 hours ago so your wife told me to come get you. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2785 Come here often? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2786 L’chaim!....not. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2787 'You only go around once in life.' But I guess you knew that. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2788 Can's a man buy his mother-in-law a drink? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2789 Thanks, just let me remove the head first. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2790 Enjoy happy hour. Last call's coming soon. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2791 May I Be In Heaven A Half Hour Before The Devil Knows I'm dead 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2792 Shall we drink "to life"? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2793 You're welcome, and you can have a nightcap at my place later. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2794 No thanks, I'm scything. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2795 No thanks, I'm watching the waistline. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2796 A toast to you Trump! Good over evil always wins! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2797 No Thanks; I'm driving. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2798 Here you go. I heard someone once say in heaven there is no beer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2799 Yes, I do come here often. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2800 Only if you let me drive! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2801 Sit down, have a beer and tell me your problems. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2802 Shall we drink to your health? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2803 Cheers, pal. They offer "2-for-1" in your line of work? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2804 Happy Death Day!!! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2805 You can have it. He just ran across the street." "I know. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2806 You need to drink that down quickly. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2807 Say, how 'bout one for the road? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2808 Sorry but I am the designated driver for tonight 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2809 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and die together. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2810 No, that's OK - you have it. I'm just hangin', waiting for closing time. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2811 Come here often? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2812 Yeah, I'll take a pint. I'm tired just thinking about how busy I'll be once the Republicans take away everyone's health coverage. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2813 Actually I was hoping for someone drop-dead gorgeous. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2814 Have a beer, buddy...you look like death warmed over. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2815 Ok, but first a little beer pong, loser pays. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2816 C'mon, it's Happy Hour. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2817 Oh, okay... one more, but you're gonna be the death of me yet! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2818 Wusher name? Graham Reeper? C'mon over, I gotta joke that'll kill ya. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2819 Mazel Tov! L'Chaim! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2820 Don't be so grim. Have a beer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2821 Thanks for the offer. But I only drink light beer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2822 Seriously? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2823 I would, but my shift starts in ten. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2824 And this one is for me, too, you life-killing, party-pooping, ugly black-hooded killjoy of life! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2825 Death, good to see you back at one of your old haunts. I heard you lost your job to the current Administration. This one's on me. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2826 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. Here's looking at you, kid. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2827 I know you're not supposed to accept bribes, but... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2828 Looks like you could use a few carbs. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2829 Let's talk about Donald Trump: He eats two Big Macs in one sitting, ya know.... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2830 Hello, 911 Operator? I need an ambulance, and an attorney. My wife just served me with divorce papers! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2831 Charon is your designated driver? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2832 One more for the road? 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2833 Sip it while its cold ... and I'm not 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
2834 Nothing worse than a dry drunk 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2835 Relax buddy, let your scythe down a little and have one for the road... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2836 No shame in being parched, eh? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2837 You look like you could use one. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2838 Apparently one of us has yet to meet his daily quota 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2839 Really? That hat doesn't say "courting Death" enough for ya? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2840 Join me in one for the road? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2841 Throw in some potato skins and I'll hold off until after the holidays. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2842 That's on me, pal. The Ferryman down on the river Styx just HATES it when I bring drunks onboard. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2843 C'mon don't be shy. We all have our demons 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2844 One for the road to perdition? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2845 Thanks, but I'm really not in a 'L'Chaim' mood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2846 Have a beer. It won't kill you. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2847 Let's have one more for the road. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2848 C'mon, one last drink? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2849 Of all the Gin Joints... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2850 Cum on, it's happy hour. Beer's on me. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2851 This should help lift your spirits. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2852 Thanks for the children. Per our agreement I will repeal the death tax! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2853 Looks like you’ve been working all night! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2854 Florida? In the summertime? Grab a beer buddy, you’re going to be busy for a while. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2855 Look, what do YOU have to lose? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2856 not so fast on the last call Mr. (Hiccup) Death 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2857 Much appreciated ...and consider canceling your skydiving lesson this afternoon. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2858 Aah, go ahead, it won't kill ya'. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2859 Hold my beer. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2860 Here's a "pint", to a better tomorrow. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2861 Here's to better days! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2862 Thanks buddy, I'll spot you a day. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2863 That's not the kind of head it removes. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2864 You remind me of my first wife. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2865 Just one won’t kill you! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2866 Hey, let's hoist one; then you can get back to Congress and beginning cutting Medicare. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2867 Thanks. Yeah she just...left. Put all my stuff in storage. I had just done Tom Petty for God's sake. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2868 I'm dying to have a beer with you! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2869 Take a sip. It won't kill you. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2870 Dude, you can play Steve Bannon on the SNL! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2871 And a drink on the house for that darkly cloaked End-Times guy from Hell who's been following me around ever since I voted for Donald Trump. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2872 You gotta have one! How many can say they drank to AND with Death? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2873 You really want to celebrate your last call? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2874 No, I’m the only Ghost of Christmas making an appearance this time. Glad to see you’re taking it so well. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2875 No thanks, I’m deathly allergic to gluten. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2876 Heaven can wait; have a pint. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2877 Sorry, not a big fan of happy hour. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2878 I was hoping that you were here for the bartender. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2879 Okay, but just one. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2880 'It's not even last call yet.' 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2881 You're drinking 'til death do us part'? REALLY? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2882 Have one on me, Buddy. Looks like you got into some bad juice. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
2883 No thanks, I am gluten intolerant. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2884 Cheers to you, too. Drink up, I'm on a schedule. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2885 Okay, ... but you could at least share a 'Widow Maker Kick-the-Bucket Ale' with me first. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2886 Tax cuts, you say? You have my vote! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2887 The faster I drink, the closer you get. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2888 Another one for the road? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2889 How about a little something to take the edge off? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2890 --Bad day? -- Pretty grim, yeah. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2891 One more drink is not going to kill you! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2892 Larry, you've been saying just one the whole week. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2893 Why so grim, pal? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2894 It never ceases to amaze me how one can liven up another's day. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
2895 I may as well be dead than drink alone. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2896 Recent research shows that alcohol is good for your heart. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2897 Oh come on, Lighten up! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2898 No thanks, I can live without it. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2899 Have a beer. It'll reduce the shock when you look in a mirror. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2900 Here's to you Mr. President! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
2901 Thanks but I don’t have the stomach for it any more. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
2902 No thank you, I've been sober for 2,017 years. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
2903 Bartender! Keep ‘em coming! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
2904 It's true what they say about girls looking better at last call. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
2905 "You know, a lot of people say I shouldn't be proud of what I do, but you seem to embrace it". 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
2906 Thanks for the beer tall, dark and gruesome! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
2907 No, one really cold beer is NOT going to cover it. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
2908 I’d kill for a beer right now. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
2909 Yeah, I usually order two when it's last call. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
2910 I should warn you alcohol tends to make me aggressive. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2911 You could probably use this, you look like you're dead on your feet. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2912 No, thanks. This one's on me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2913 Last call for alcohol. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2914 "Here, this will life the spirit!' 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2915 I never drink while I'm working. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2916 Have one on me. See you soon! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2917 No thanks, I’m trying to lose a few pounds. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2918 No thanks, I’m already feelin’ no pain. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2919 One for The Reaper 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2920 Aw, come on. Just a taste. It won't kill you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2921 Can I tempt you? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2922 You’ve seen “The Princess Bride,” right? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2923 All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2924 I wanted to be too late for Happy Hour. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2925 Here, it'll put hair on your bones. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2926 Here's not looking at you kid 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2927 Here -- this'll give me time to finish my own! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2928 Have one for heaven's sake! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2929 I always thought that death would be the one making the deal with me. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2930 Yes, it's definitely happy hour 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2931 No thanks I left my mop at home. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2932 Sorry, I don't drink and scythe. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2933 My name is “Destiny” 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2934 Well, he's gone now. Care to join? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2935 Have another one. It won't kill ya. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2936 Do you come here often? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2937 I know, work can be murder. So tonight, drink up and remember there's always tomorrow. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2938 There are 97 more where this came from. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2939 To life, to life, l'chaim, eh? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2940 Alright, one more. Then we have some business to attend to. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2941 No thanks, those go right through me but you enjoy them, it's last call. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2942 Thanks, but I'm doing the 6 o'clock news tonight on PBS. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2943 Here ya go, Mueller ... you need this more than me! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2944 Before you take me, have a beer on me from my Bitcoin profits. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2945 No thanks , its not good for my health 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2946 C’mon just one more for the road. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2947 So, you die around here? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2948 Thanks, but I didn't bring a designated rider of the Apocalypse. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2949 I really shouldn't. But that winter ale is to die for. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2950 Yes, I always have 2 for the road." "Why do you ask ? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2951 One won't kill you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2952 'Ya know, msis, you're looking cuter and cuter! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2953 You're welcome. It's the last drink you'll ever have thanks to my one-step program. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2954 Here, Take it! It won't kill you! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2955 Don't look so grim. Have a beer. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2956 Well then, how 'bout a Lite beer. Tastes great - Less killing. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2957 Two won't kill me, right?? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2958 Happy Hour? More like "Last Call." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2959 Thanks but two Zombies is my limit. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2960 I'll join you for one--maybe two--as soon as my shift is over. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2961 Only one more.....I promise! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2962 Can I get a mop with that? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2963 Sure come join me, I was just killing time! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2964 Man, I'd kill for a beer right now. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2965 Last call, you want one? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2966 No, I don't play chess. How 'bout a beer? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2967 If I hear "Baby It's Cold Outside" one more time, I'm going to kill someone. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2968 Hey, will it kill you to have a little fun? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2969 Thanks, but Happy Hour ended five minutes ago. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2970 Last call, Pal? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2971 Grim Reabeer... nope, haven't heard that one before. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2972 it"s one for my baby and one for the road. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2973 It'd be more useful if that scythe was a mop. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2974 Thanks for the beer, but you really should let me get you something. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2975 Here, you look thirsty! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2976 None for me, thanks. I'll be driving later. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2977 You the designated driver?? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2978 Thanks, but my liver's been acting up lately. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2979 What do you mean "Just one beer never killed anyone"? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2980 I don't care how evil she is, I can't switch to your ex-wife. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2981 Have one .... a beer will wipe that grim right off your face 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2982 How's life treating ya? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2983 Hey Joe, had another bad day huh? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2984 No thanks. Drinking and scything don't mix. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2985 Just one more before we hit the road. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2986 What's your poison? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2987 Thanks for the drink, death. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2988 ok one more, but then we really must get to work. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2989 What about just one more for the road? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2990 You sure you won't change your mind? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2991 L'chaim! Or...whatever. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2992 It's time you live a little! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2993 Why so grim? Have a brewski. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2994 Thanks, but I can't; the boss would kill me. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2995 We'll drink to your...health. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2996 C’mon pal, one for the road won’t kill us. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2997 Come on – one more won’t kill you! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2998 Um, is that a literal or a metaphorical 'road' you're talking about? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
2999 You look like you need this. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3000 You'll have to wait...the first drink is to taxes. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3001 "It's quarter to three, there's no one in the place--except you and me..." Musical notes dispersed?? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3002 Didn't you hear? They're finally going to repeal ObamaCare! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3003 Here, my coping mechanism is smoother than yours. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3004 Skip the thanks and drink up, I've got a quota to meet. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3005 No thanks, I'd feel better if you had it. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3006 See, it’s not last call yet! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3007 Meet your boilermaker. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3008 No, that's "skoal". 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3009 Wait'll you taste this one, Fella - you'll sing a different tune, I betcha!! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3010 Oh, what the hell, it's not like I'M the one who's driving tonight! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3011 Steve! Have a cold one! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3012 Here, have a cool one. You look like death warmed over. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3013 Join me...one for the road. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3014 You look like you need one. Cheer up!...this one's on me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3015 Nice to meet you, Reaper! What do you say we kill this year with a cold one? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3016 Thanks but beer just kills me. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3017 What's it gonna be, Pal, a beer on me or me on a bier? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3018 I'm having two, heard it was last call. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3019 How did you get that through security? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3020 Well, here’s another year shot to hell! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3021 Aw, c'mon, one beer won't kill ya. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3022 It's a Zombie -- two parts rum, one part pentothal. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3023 They’ve gotten serious about collections here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3024 This one's on me. I've got someone I'd really like you to meet. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3025 sure , Im just killin time before the dead concert. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3026 No thanks, I prefer REDRUM. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3027 Thanks, but I never drink while I'm on duty. (I entered the same one last night but it was not confirmed) 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3028 No thanks, that stuff can kill you. Speaking of.. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3029 Come on, cheer up. It's happy hour! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3030 Thanks, but I've had enough heads for one day. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3031 LIGHTEN UP, IT CAN'T BE ALL THAT BAD, HAVE A BEER ON ME. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3032 Thanks, but I'm in the middle of a cleanse. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3033 No it's OK. I'm just here for Budweiser. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3034 No thanks, I can't hold my beer. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3035 ''Last drinks on me ! I know your working Morty, but one ain't gonna kill ya is it ?" 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3036 Cheers, bub. But if I were you, I'd re-think that outfit. There are farmers in this area who would kill for a good scythe. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3037 If you're going to order a beer, I suggest you also order a mop. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3038 Join me! what doesn't kill me makes me stronger 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3039 Sure I'll drink to your health, just not in a good way. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3040 2017, am I right? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3041 Cheer up, buddy – I'm sure they'll get the countdown right next year. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3042 Here's to the great news from my eye doctor! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3043 No thanks, friend. I'll just wait for you to have them both. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3044 Welcome to the watering hole; we all hit the end of the road here. You're one of many. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3045 No thank you. I don't take bribes. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3046 No thanks. I don't want to look like we're in another one of those New Yorker cartoons about the grim reaper. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3047 Ice cold, just the way you like it. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3048 Yeah well you’re not looking so good yourself. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3049 Yes we can celebrate. The winter is finally here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3050 Do I have time for two? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3051 I'll buy you a beer if you'll wait till tomorrow" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3052 Man, you look like death warmed over pal, have a beer on me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3053 I've been waiting your arrival. Have a drink with me first! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3054 You look dead on your feet ... this one is on me! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3055 "One more for the road will not kill you pal"! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3056 You did say your would die for a cold beer, no? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3057 Aw come on, buddy! One beer won't kill you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3058 Yeah, man my days been hell too 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3059 Well, hey, Life is short, right? Cheers! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3060 No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on alcoholics. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3061 No, I'm ready! But first, how 'bout a little "waste not, want not" ! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3062 Won't you at least have a drink with me first? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3063 Hell, yes. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3064 I draw the nice guy at happy hour. Typical. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3065 Thanks. I could use a cold one. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3066 Face it, pal, she stood you up. How about a beer? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3067 Must be my lucky day. How many guys carry a beer foam scraper around with them? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3068 Last call. Forever. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3069 To your non-health! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3070 Hey, Pal! No offense, but your looking like death warmed over! Here, have one on me.... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3071 Don't tell me - You are here to make the 'world great again" 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3072 I terminate Twitter accounts. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3073 No thanks, too hard to remain grim. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3074 Nah, I can't drink that stuff. It goes right through me. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3075 Let's hoist one for old times sake before the last call. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3076 To the ultimate buzz-kill. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3077 That's right buddy, here's to the failure of Obamacare! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3078 A long life and good health? Try again. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3079 Pay it forward. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3080 Thanks. Actually my shift is almost over and then I'll take both. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3081 Behold I am become Death, the destroyer of IPAs. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3082 No I'm sorry I can't drink with you. Tonight I'm the designated reaper. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3083 All right, just one more. But we'll be toasting your liver's cirrhosis. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3084 Hey, do I have time for a few more? It's dollar mug night! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3085 Thanks, I could use another mug. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3086 You think I've never heard the 'one for the road' routine? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3087 It'll put hair on your chest! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3088 Here, have a beer on me since this is the last call. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3089 I just have a few questions about my contract... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3090 Thanks for the beers sweetie, but right now I'm way too drunk & broke to buy 'that farm' you're pushing. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3091 Have one - it’ll calm those nervous hesitations. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3092 I thought you were due to show up at my watering hole. Lets have a last one for the road to hell. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3093 Have one. It's good for the soul. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3094 Don't look so grim. Come, have a drink with me. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3095 A cold one? You're speaking my language, man. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3096 Here's to better times 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3097 Thanks for the heads-up for last call. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3098 "Here, you're gonna need this pal, 'Sean Hannity' is on in five minutes"! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3099 No thanks. I’m the designated reaper tonight! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3100 It’ll put meat on your bones 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3101 Sure - I guess we have time for that. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3102 My holiday isn't 'til next week. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3103 Thanks. I made a killing today. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3104 Just one. I am your designated driver. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3105 Halloween is over, have a beer. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3106 To the future of our planet... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3107 Thanks, but I only drink Zombies. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3108 "No thanks.... remember, you're my designated driver"! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3109 Can I buy you a bier? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3110 With all that 2nd Amendment overtime your working, who deserves a brewski more than you, right? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3111 You might as well - it's two-for-one special today anyway. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3112 I said fear me, not beer me! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3113 Have one on me, Mister, because the 8th time I cheated death is an even longer tale... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3114 Oh... it must be the last call. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3115 Oh, why not? I suppose one more won't kill me. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3116 Come a little closer. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3117 I see a Grim Reaper from Kent, whose scythe is convincingly bent. Raise one last beer with me, for its easy to see that my time is obviously spent. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3118 Cold one? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3119 Pick your poison. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3120 How about one for the trip down 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3121 This beer is going to be the death of me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3122 Well...I guess we have time for one before we go. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3123 And then I said, "Why not and ordered two..." 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3124 No, thanks. I am going to be your designated driver this evening. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3125 I don't drink and arrive. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3126 No thanks, goes straight through me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3127 Come on, one more. Before you cut me off. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3128 No, I'm not the guy who wrote the fairy tales you remember as a kid. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3129 C'mon-have one just for the Hell of it. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3130 I can understand why you think I'm him. This holiday sale has everyone a bit tipsy. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3131 Happy hour's over, pal. It's later than you think. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3132 I'll go after this round. Here! I got you the one with pumpkin spice. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3133 No thanks. Goes straight to the hips. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3134 I swear Frank, you'll be the death of me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3135 I can't say anything about skin but it'll sure put hair on your chest. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3136 Thanks, buddy. My friend Taxes will pay you back. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3137 Yes, let's drink "To Death"! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3138 Did someone say last call? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3139 YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE YOU NEED THIS WAY MORE THAN ME!! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3140 Have one before helping my people with the impeachment. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3141 You can have it. It's last call. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3142 You realize what this means, don't you? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3143 Cheers for the Reaper, now not looking so Grim! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3144 Have one on me for the road to Samera. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3145 Drink up.....Last call! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3146 Here's one for the roadkill. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3147 It's to die for. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3148 Why the grim look, stranger? Have a bier on me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3149 Sadly for you Dom, I wouldn't technically be drinking before work. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3150 Would you like a nice cold one? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3151 Drink up. There's only domestics where you're going. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3152 Like you say, stranger — a couple of beers never killed anybody. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3153 Relax, pal! Everyone will die one day. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3154 C'mon don't look so grim, just weed it and reap. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3155 Retire? Sure. Wage stagnation, paltry pension- now they're gutting Medicare. You reap what you sow. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3156 No thanks, you drink mine, I want to get out of here early. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3157 Thanks pal, but beer goes right through me, and more importantly, you don't have time to finish it. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3158 No -- here's looking at /you/. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3159 Sorry, I don’t toast “L’Chaim”. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3160 C'mon. What've you got to lose? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3161 Oh, go on! It won't kill ya. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3162 To America! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3163 Not even one beer? Come on, you're killin' me! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3164 Ok, one last drink but then let’s call it a day 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3165 'Have a drink, you look like death warmed up.' 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3166 Penny for your thoughts. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3167 Mr. Bannon. You'll need a beer if you're headed back to Pennsylvania Avenue. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3168 I'd kill for a nice cold beer. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3169 A lite beer for you, it tastes like death 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3170 C’mon. It’s gluten-free. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3171 I got this round - let's you and me liven this place up. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3172 Here, buddy. Let's drink to my health! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3173 You look like Death. On me? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3174 One for the ditch 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3175 Slow down; take a load off; l'chaim! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3176 I don't take bribes. Come with me. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3177 Thank you sir! You certainly know how to elevate a man's soul. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3178 Beer isn’t even a spirit. And in any event, I meant “soul.” 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3179 Have another one. It won't kill ya. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3180 Each drink brings me closer to you 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3181 Have a drink, you handle a sickle way better than any republican congressmen! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3182 Don't worry about it - Venmo me later. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3183 I'd love to, mate, but I never drink on the job. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3184 No thanks. I'm the designated driver tonight. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3185 Make America grim again! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3186 It's not a bribe. Research has linked moderate drinking with improved bone density. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3187 We are all having fun down here. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3188 Or something hot to send you on your way 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3189 Take this, it won't hurt you none! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3190 Wait! Just one more... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3191 You'll need a mop. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3192 Don't mention it. I'll be back real soon. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3193 Go ahead. Drink up. You're the designate dier. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3194 No thanks, I'm on the thirteen step program. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3195 Thanks, but beer goes right through me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3196 I was hoping for a Bloody Mary. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3197 I was just passing by but the condition you were in stopped me dead in my tracks! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3198 Drink up. It's the last call. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3199 Why so grim, buddy? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3200 Assuming you're the Two-for-Tuesday DJ? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3201 Whaddya say, Pal: ‘To Life!’ 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3202 Have a beer, man. You look like death warmed over. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3203 Bloody tourists. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3204 Bet you 100 bucks you can't finish them both. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3205 Leave your work at the office, beer is on me. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3206 Thanks, but it goes right through me. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3207 You look like death, have a drink! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3208 I prefer umbrella drinks but if you are buying... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3209 Tap beer? That’s your best offer? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3210 So, tell me about your life. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3211 May I interest you in our unhappy hour specials? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3212 Hey, thanks buddy for the last call. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3213 Don't look so grim! Let's drink to life. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3214 Let's have one for the road to ruin. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3215 Hahahaha. Oh man. You kill me. Too funny. Let me buy you a drink. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3216 Come on. Another one won’t kill ya. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3217 Hey! Are you buyin’ or dyin’? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3218 No thanks! Not when I'm on the job. It affects my swing. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3219 Not when I’m killing. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3220 Hey man, you want to kill a beer with me? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3221 Thanks, but I'm due back in another cartoon in 15 minutes. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3222 Okay, maybe just one before we go. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3223 Finally! I'd been drinking your rounds the whole time. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3224 One more for the reaping? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3225 No thanks, beer just runs right through me. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3226 No thank you. One can only drink one's self to death once. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3227 No thanks, I'm just here for your liver. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3228 I can wait. Unlike you, I have all the time in the world. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3229 Thanks--I am dying for a cold one. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3230 Right behind you, bud. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3231 Let’s have another! What’s the rush? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3232 Looks like you had a long day. Here, have a beer. You'll feel better! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3233 I'd better quit, you're starting to look pretty good to me 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3234 Who has to die to get a drink around here? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3235 Here's to Life! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3236 À votre santé. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3237 Thanks, but no. People don’t take The Buzzed Reaper seriously. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3238 It doesn't help that my sponsor is Gluttony. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3239 Thanks, but how do you find joy in the face of me? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3240 Here, have one on me before the end of the world! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3241 Skull! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3242 C'mon over, I'm taking care of it myself. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3243 Personally, I didn't think he had a snowball's chance in hell. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3244 Thanks but I've got one more drunk driver to care off and then I'm off the clock. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3245 Well then, here's to my last round. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3246 Make it one for the Reaper, and one more for the road. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3247 My wish just came true, so why not yours? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3248 A couple more beers bro and you'll be the giddy reaper." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3249 But if we turn the heat on, I'm afraid we will lose our best employee. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3250 If I can't beat them I guess I'll have to join them. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3251 Can we make a deal? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3252 Drink and drive! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3253 A last one? Sure. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3254 Would you mind ordering me a mop with that? Beer goes right through me. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3255 On me, just for the hell of it. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3256 No head please. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3257 I'd love to . Of course you realize that I won't be returning the favor. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3258 Cmon. Just one beer. I won’t report you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3259 my man 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3260 It goes right through me too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3261 No thanks; I'm on the carriage 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3262 Thanks....its been a Helluva day. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3263 For you I recommend this very pale ale. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3264 What's to fear? One more drink's not going to kill you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3265 If you don't fire him I'm turning on the heater. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3266 On me, I hate drinking by myself. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3267 Stay there, I'll slide it to you. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3268 If there's one thing for certain, it's tax reform. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3269 Remind me: What circle of hell is this again? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3270 No thanks, not good for my health. You have them both. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3271 L'chaim yourself. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3272 Belly up! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3273 No, thank you. Beer goes right through me. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3274 Thanks, but I'm on duty. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3275 This one's on me now that I won't have to pick up the tab. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3276 Well, it looks like you're not dying of thirst 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3277 Have one on me. It must be tough being grim all the time. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3278 C'mon friend, wouldn't you kill for a nice cold one? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3279 ''hey , it's the new school crossing guard " 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3280 Hmmm, maybe you are right. I am feeling less grim. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3281 No thanks, I'm actually waiting for you to drink enough of that. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3282 Come on. It won't kill you. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3283 Buddy, whatever you need, I'm your guy. Just keep the beers coming. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3284 Ah, come on...one beer’s not gonna kill you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3285 No, thanks. I'm on duty. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3286 Have one on me, buddy. Nothing to be afraid of. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3287 Who did you harass? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3288 No thanks,I am on the job, Bob. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3289 Lets have a little night-cap sweetheart before we negotiate a price. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3290 Whaddaya say? One for the river? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3291 No thanks, I just can't hold my beer the way I used to. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3292 You look like you could use a beer! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3293 'I'm fine, that stuff just goes through me.' 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3294 OK, one more. But this really is 'last call'. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3295 Jeez pal, take this. You look like Death warmed over. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3296 Where next do we go to celebrate, scythe unseen? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3297 I am told this drink will add years to your life 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3298 Let me guess. Unhappy hour? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3299 Keep it. I'm trying to cut down. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3300 I would usually offer. But since it's you I am going to drink all I can while I am still here. Cheers! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3301 This will be the death of me! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3302 Drink up. I'll give you the one. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3303 O.K., one more drink; then you have to drive home. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3304 I know you're dying for it. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3305 Don't worry - it won't kill you 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3306 It's not gonna kill ya just try it 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3307 This may be not such a bad idea! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3308 I don't have a chest. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3309 "Yo Steve! It's me, Roy. This one's on me"! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3310 No thanks, buddy, that stuff will kill you... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3311 Here’s to going gently,knight. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3312 Enjoy your last last call, Allen. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3313 I got the picture, let me enjoy this while I can still see the sun. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3314 Another free round!? You're killin' me over here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3315 Chill, man! When I said I could not stop for death, I was just quoting someone else. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3316 Drink up like there's no tomorrow! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3317 I would love to join you, but we will be seeing you soon enough. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3318 Thanks, I almost missed last call. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3319 Why the grim face? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3320 Sure, I'll have one for the road 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3321 Is it gluten-free? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3322 Have a drink to soothe your frazzled nerves. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3323 Thanks. I’ll get your last one. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3324 Aw, c'mon, one beer ain't gonna kill ya." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3325 I can't, it goes right through me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3326 Aw,come on,man....don't let her get you down...Life's a bitch. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3327 Thanks, I could use a cold one. This job's a killer. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3328 You said one for the road now your getting carried away. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3329 Last call for more than just alcohol. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3330 Thanks, but I never drink and death. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3331 Hand me another bear. My job is just killing me! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3332 If you can’t beat em’ join em’ 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3333 Joke's on you, I wanna die from alcohol poisoning. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3334 It's a harsh world, man - have a beer. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3335 Hey Pal, quit being so grim and have a beer: Life is too short! It's on me. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3336 - Take Sam Adams first! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3337 Thanks but I was gonna drink that anyway after killing you. 1.1333 0.07521 45 42 0 3
3338 Are you trying to cheat me again, Larry? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3339 This one's for you, Steve. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3340 It's not like another beer is going to kill you... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3341 Bottoms up and may I be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows I`m dead 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3342 Here, you look like you need one 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3343 Thanks, but I always say the reverse: 'Don't be happy. Worry.' 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3344 I'm afraid not--it's closing time, my friend. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3345 Did I die and go to heaven? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3346 Thanks! Let me lop off that head. I'll take the beer, too. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3347 I can’t, I’m on the clock. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3348 Stuck in the same dead-end job forever? I know the feeling. This is for you, buddy. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3349 Have one of these drinks. I have a feeling my liver is about to take a turn for the worse. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3350 Okaaay then. I'll just drink this one myself. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3351 Have a drink. My business is dying also. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3352 Do we have time for a cold one? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3353 It took me a while, but I remember you now....... from that Monty Python sketch! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3354 This may be the death of me, but, the way you look, I'm thinking you need it more than me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3355 Thanks, but I'd rather get a bloody Mary. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3356 If that drink doesn't kill you, I will. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3357 How 'bout a free beer... looks like you could use it tonight. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3358 Beautiful what's your hurry? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3359 I was going to drink both of these, but it looks like you could use some hydrating fluids before we go. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3360 Sorry, I'm not allowed to drink on the job. Hehehe! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3361 No, no – you'll need both before we go for our little drive. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3362 Did I understand you to say: "Beero is my hero?" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3363 Long break? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3364 Tough day at work? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3365 No thanks, I'm trying to cut out carbs. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3366 Time to go home, Larry. I'm gonna let you drive. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3367 Now that my friend is gone, would you like the beer? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3368 Just wait until you see how he comes in on casual Friday. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3369 Sir, will you hold my beer while I try to breakdance? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3370 And you said that I wouldn't even buy you a drink after our divorce. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3371 Have one, Lloyd! You look really dehydrated! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3372 One won't kill you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3373 Got a bloody Mary? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3374 Yes that was me on Fox News. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3375 I never trust anyone who doesn't drink. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3376 List? What list? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3377 "Cmon, join me". 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3378 Better hurry up an’ order, Bud. Happy hour’s ‘bout to end. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3379 I don’t usually take bribes but. A new IPA you say... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3380 Yes, thanks. Don't you just love last call? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3381 Oh, why not? It's your neck! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3382 You like'em ice cold, don't ya? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3383 Wanna try it by chocolate? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3384 Oh, no thanks....I've been on the wagon for a couple of centuries now. But that's the GOOD news.... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3385 Just one, Grim. It may take the edge off. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3386 How'd you know I've been feeling grim to the brim? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3387 June 9, 2016, Trump Tower. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3388 Last call. This one’s on me. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3389 I can't. I've got a long night ahead of me. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3390 Have one for the road Bud. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3391 Thanks for offering, but I don't drink on the job. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3392 Here's one for my baby and one for the end of the road 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3393 Might I buy you ten more before you drive home. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3394 For me?! Person of the Year?!... I'll drink to that. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3395 I felt inclined to buy you a beer. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3396 Drink up , we met a couple of weeks ago when you were wearing plaid! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3397 Ah, c'amon. It won't kill ya! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3398 Have a sip - it won't kill you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3399 This may be a conflict of interest. Let me check with ethics... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3400 Here’s mud in your ..... never mind. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3401 Looks like you need this, must be your peak season. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3402 Here's to you. Thanks for your visit to Charlie Manson... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3403 C’mon - one more won’t kill ya! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3404 Back off! Just because I act shy and vulnerable doesn’t mean I want attention. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3405 That's ok. You can pay me later. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3406 The IRS didn’t wanna go for a cold swim, do you? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3407 Can you still deduct this as a business expense? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3408 How about one more round before you put me underground? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3409 Live long, and prosper, buddy. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3410 Last call! Your meter is about to expire. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3411 Death, you've had a busy year so I'm buying. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3412 Here's to The End. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3413 Cheers to bad health. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3414 I better stop or I'll wake up in the morning feeling like me. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3415 It wouldn't kill you to have one. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3416 What’s the hurry? I’m buying. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3417 It's 2 for 1 night--come reap the rewards! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3418 I knew you were coming. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3419 yeahh.. let me finish my drinks first 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3420 "try a true craft Beer. It's a whole new way of life". 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3421 What? It's gonna kill ya'? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3422 Hey buddy, let’s drink to our health! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3423 Why so grim, pal? Drink this beer. Life is short. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3424 No days off? Me neither buddy. A toast to the working stiff. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3425 no, thank you. i'm working. what's your name, friend? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3426 It's new on tap. They call it Quietus. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3427 To my ex-wife. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3428 L'Chaim?....I think you have me confused with someone else. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3429 "Last call!" "You reap what you sow." "L'chaim." "You can't take it with you." I've heard them all. Just drink up - I'm double parked. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3430 What do you say we have one last one together! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3431 No thanks, I'm your Designated Driver. Feel free to have one for the road, though.... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3432 Sure. It's been too long since I took a holiday. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3433 Cheer! You just passing? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3434 You can't go home, but you can't stay here. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3435 Thanks anyway - I have an Appointment in Samarr-A-Lago. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3436 Well, I guess I'll have one but you better get me a mop. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3437 Have another one while we’re waiting for the asteroid. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3438 Two beer or not two beer; that is the question. That joke just kills me! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3439 Thanks, but I never drink and scythe. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3440 I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3441 Dang! Year end close must be rough. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3442 My brand is spelled B-I-E-R 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3443 No thanks. I don't drink anymore. It goes right through me.... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3444 No thanks. Beer goes right through me. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3445 Celebrate the old year; after all, this is a necrobrewery. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3446 First time I've ever seen you, mate. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3447 I'm actually trying to quit - things are going pretty well for me these days. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3448 You look like you could use a drink. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3449 One beer won't kill you. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3450 Long day, Mr. Mueller? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3451 I'm pretty sure we haven't met before. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3452 Oh, no. You know, that stuff can kill you. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3453 Thanks but no thanks, makes me wet my pants! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3454 Join me for last call? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3455 I wouldn't drink that if I were you. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3456 Still drinking lite I see. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3457 Ben Franklin said "death takes no bribes". But like any sane man, he is always down for a drink. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3458 Here's mud in your scythe! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3459 This one's on me. L'chiem! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3460 Come on, it's last call 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3461 I don't care where I go, but I can't stay here. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3462 Aw, come on. Just one beer. What could it hurt? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3463 Got some time to spare? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3464 Come on, pal. Let's have a drink for the better days to come. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3465 C'mon, lighten up! Someone's got to do it. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3466 Ah, not to worry. It's gluten free. Stay a while. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3467 Drink this before it's too late. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3468 Have we met before? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3469 Anyone with a fancy horse named Repeal is OK by me, Mr. Replace. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3470 I hope you have a designated syther! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3471 Thanks, but I need to take a few people home tonight. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3472 I promise it wont kill you 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3473 Here you go mate, looks like your dying for a beer 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3474 Thanks for meeting me. Have I got a deal for you. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3475 Hey, beautiful, I don't care what the head of HR says about me, wanna beer?: 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3476 To a day off! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3477 Grim reaper: No thanks, buddy. Beer goes right through me. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3478 No thanks. I'm cutting back. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3479 So, you’ll be filling in for the 2018 New Year’s baby? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3480 No thanks. I'm on a die-it. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3481 What about just one more for the road? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3482 Hey, pal, let's drink and be merry, eh, for tomorrow we...oh...uh, ignore me, I was just saying. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3483 No thanks. The foam goes up my nose. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3484 Can you skim the head off this? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3485 No thanks, I don't have a liver. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3486 Thanks, but I never accept bribes. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3487 This one's on me, pal. You look like death. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3488 Here's to dying for you. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3489 You're lucky it's Happy Hour. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3490 Miss your quarterly quota again? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3491 Eat, drink, and be merry? Sounds good, this one's on me. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3492 S'ok--have one more. It actually is a long road. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3493 Come on, man, one drink won't kill you. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3494 I’m afraid I partake only after ‘last call’. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3495 Here, have a drink, you look like death 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3496 Listen, I was just sort of kidding when I said I'd sell my soul for another beer. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3497 Just curious...did you just listen to a motivational podcast? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3498 I can be certain about one thing, and that's you look like you need a drink. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3499 Hey, one beer won't kill you. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3500 I've got friends in low places. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3501 No thanks. But I could use a ride -- 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3502 Ok, just one. I’ve got Ok, just one. I have to get back to work. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3503 Buy and HODL to the moon, right!? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3504 "What do you mean you don't drink when you're on the job? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3505 This will cheer you up! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3506 No, I heard you. I said, "I am DEATH." 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3507 I'll drive. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3508 C'mon Steve, it's not that bad! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3509 Shall we celebrate the miserable demise of 2017 or the miserable dawn of 2018? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3510 You put the Grin in Reaper. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3511 Cheers! Have one on me. But what brings you to this dump? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3512 Thanks, but I’m a friend of Bill’s. Enjoy! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3513 If that mug of Arrogant Bastard is mine, you got another fifteen minutes. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3514 Come on over and have a drink. I used to be just like you 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3515 Time for one last beer? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3516 Stop trying to buy time. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3517 I can't... I'm the designated scyther. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3518 No thanks. Have another for me... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3519 Here's blood in your eye! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3520 Thanks, bud. I’ve had a killer week. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3521 Yes, it's true, misery does love company. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3522 What does a guy have to do to get a beer around here? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3523 Hey, you look like you need a drink! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3524 Here's to the working dead! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3525 How ironic. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3526 Here's to another 12-step reprieve, ya Rim Greaper! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3527 "The hour is getting late... Why not? I could kill for a beer, and you look half potted already," he said and looked around for a mop. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3528 You'd make one hell of a bouncer. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3529 Bar Humbug! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3530 Here's hoping your on holiday. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3531 You can afford another beer now that your tax has been repealed. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3532 Kinda dead in here, huh? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3533 I’d love to have one but I can’t drink on the job. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3534 Here's to making your quota this month! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3535 Oh Thanks! Just don't tell the IRS that I accept bribes. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3536 and then the guy says, "Now where's that old lady with the sore tooth?" 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3537 You look like you can use one for the road. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3538 Thanks, I wouldn't mind a beer. But I also need a mop. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3539 Thanks, but I'm on the clock - and you're out of time. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3540 No thanks. It's hard to be grim on a beer buzz. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3541 Don't touch the stuff myself, shortens my swing. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3542 Dude. You reap what you sow. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3543 Hey! Why the grim look? Have a beer fella. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3544 Hey there big guy - wanna join our Quidditch beer pong team? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3545 No, Bill, I'm actually a bill collector. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3546 Must have been a hard day, pal. You look a little anemic. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3547 Don't worry, friend. I never drink & scythe. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3548 C’mon! It’s good for what ails ya’ 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3549 One more for the road? Sure, it won't kill me. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3550 No thanks, gotta run. I'll meet you at the tree of your last DUI. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3551 No thanks, I'm scything. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3552 No thanks, I am on the job. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3553 Let's drink to my health! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3554 Y'know, Baby, the lighting in here really brings out your cheekbones! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3555 Naw, man. I've got to many DUIs. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3556 Trust me, you'd be better off hoisting one for your liver. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3557 Wait 'till the heating system gets repaired... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3558 Relax. You got to do what you got to do. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3559 No thanks, I'm driving, but you go ahead. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3560 I bet you can't finish em' both! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3561 I used to be just like you. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3562 Come on - one beer won't kill you! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3563 Here's to 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.' 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3564 Thanks, but I don't drink while I tweet. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3565 Please taste test it for me so I won't be poisoned. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3566 Drink up--it's your last call. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3567 Everyone look's better at closing time 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3568 Heck, why not? You've still got time somewhere. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3569 Do I look like that kind of girl to you? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3570 If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3571 Aaaw, c'mon, buddy! One little drink won't...well...ya know... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3572 Ok, but just the one. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3573 I guess you’re right—it’s not too late to live a little 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3574 Offered in the spirit of not being a good intention. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3575 Thanks for helping me out with my wife 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3576 This beer is dead. You can have it. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3577 Thanks, pal. It's nice to get a warm welcome once in a while. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3578 Drink up. You don't need to worry about walking out of here. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3579 Here, my friend. You look a little dry. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3580 Before you kill me, let's have some beer 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3581 Here, service is very slow. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3582 Here, have another. I can wait. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3583 How about one more fo r the long hall? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3584 Thanks...As long as I don't have to say "To your health". 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3585 no pressure... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3586 I gotta go. One for the road? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3587 Come and join me, we might as well get snockered one more time! 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3588 Hey, it's happy hour. Take a holiday. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3589 No thanks, i'm afraid it will just go straight through me. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3590 You need a drink...you look like death warmed over! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3591 This one's yours if you promise to send me up not down. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3592 Thanks! These craft beers are expensive. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3593 OK you can stay, but only until closing time. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3594 Thanks, anyway - beer goes right through me. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3595 You're a real life saver... God, I love irony. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3596 Still trying to get that Bill through, are you? Well, here's another one on the House. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3597 Reap what you grim, friend. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3598 I'll trade you a beer today for my life tomorrow. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3599 Clearly, you don't enjoy your work. Let's drink to exploring new options! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3600 Nah. I'm on Prozac. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
3601 Care to try my healthcare plan? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
3602 She said she'd rather die. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
3603 Not so fast, I'm only brain dead 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3604 Thanks for the free one, but joke’s on you. I took an Uber. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3605 Want some spirits??? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3606 You moron, stop spilling it! I barely had enough change to cover that one! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3607 Thanks, buddy - but I really like mine dark. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3608 You look like you could use a little 'pick-me-up'. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3609 Need another cold one? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3610 Hold that thought. I have something else in mind. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3611 This one's for you, kid: Goodbye to the estate tax. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3612 No, no, no. You drink it... I'll just wait 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3613 Drink to your heart, buddy. You won't die. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3614 Why not? It's always last call somewhere. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3615 Oh yeah? Hold my beer. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3616 Thought you'd never show up. It's been a rough year. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3617 Hi Mr. Bannon, back home again? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3618 I guess it won't be the cirrhosis that gets me. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3619 Pale Ale? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3620 Have a cold one buddy. Looks like you could use it. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3621 What's up, buddy? Why the grim face? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3622 Thanks Pete, and this will have to be your last round. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3623 Ask the barman for a mop and l,ll join you. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3624 You look like you could use a beer! 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3625 JUST ONE MORE BEER BEFORE WE HEAD OFF. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3626 Have one on me. You know, the color black is making a comeback this year, and looks very becoming on you. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3627 It actually makes biological sense to be an ephebophile or a teleiophile. You would want to have the youngest sexually mature mate possible in order to ensure the success of your genes. There is no biological justification for pedophilia. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3628 Drink up! You look too grim. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3629 If it's cold you've caught me. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3630 Never touch the stuff. It'll kill you. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3631 Thanks, but I never drink when I'm on duty. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3632 A few more of those and I'll see you later. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3633 What's the matter chicken? You can't have one more before we leave? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3634 I don't usually fraternize with clients but is that a Brew-Free! or Die IPA? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3635 Cheers, mate! Seems like things are running smoother in your neck of the woods. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3636 Two more drinks should do it. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3637 Yeah, my job is starting to get to me too. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
3638 Careful, this stuff is lethal. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3639 Your liver is going to thank me 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3640 I'll put it on my tab. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3641 Thanks but no. I don't really do Christmas cheer. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3642 Hey, I like the head on that one.......thanx...... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3643 Heh grim reaper, it sure beats cool aid. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3644 I think I will cut some down 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3645 . . . and one for the road, pal? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3646 I guess the good news is I might as well drink his beer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3647 Hey! The rim greaper! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3648 Perhaps there is time for a toast, before you say I'm toast? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3649 Ha Ha. I've made it this far. Here's to ya! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3650 Let’s discuss this rationally. The beers are on me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3651 Naw, I'm having orange juice. I need to focus this year. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3652 Go on take it, Paddy got cold feet. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3653 Here, you look like Death warmed over" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3654 You got the wrong guy, I didn't vote. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3655 You've had a good year. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3656 UBER? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3657 you should have seen the other guy 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3658 L'chaim? Ironic that you should choose that toast. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
3659 Another career burnout, have a beer! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3660 Hard day at the office? The first round's on me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3661 Sure, I've been dying for a drink. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3662 Suds for Satan? 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
3663 If you're not looking for me, I'll buy you a beer. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3664 It's the last call. Lighten up. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
3665 I’ll be with you in a moment; just let me finish these. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3666 I'm good, alcohol's been death for my liver 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3667 Ok, you convinced me - Margaritaville here we come! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3668 Thanks for the beer.You're sure there's no strings attached? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3669 Hey!...It's your round! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3670 First round's on you! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3671 This stout is to die for. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3672 One more and quit forever! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3673 Thanks. I’ll get the strychnine chaser. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3674 I know you said I'm not driving home tonight, but if you don't mind I'll just call an Uber. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3675 I'd love to, but I can't endorse the competition. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3676 Have a beer! Looks like you have been to hell and back... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3677 No thanks. I can't--it just goes right through me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3678 Have a beer on me. The Samarra train is late. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3679 Heh heh, thanks, but once I start it's hard to stop. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3680 Sure, I'll join you. Just the one, though; we have to head out in a few minutes. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3681 Drinking will kill you 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3682 No worries, there's a mop on the other end of this thing! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3683 Come on, try a half-full mug for a change, Laddie. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3684 "Hold on a sec. There's a two-drink minimum. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3685 Thanks but only if it's prepaid. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3686 No thanks. You drink both. I'm afraid where I'm taking you there ain't no cold beer! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3687 Buy you a beer, Mr.Manafort? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3688 Good luck on tonights haunt 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3689 Hey!...Are you standin' around, or are you buyin' a round? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3690 Thanks, but no thanks, I'm the designated driver tonight. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3691 I'm sorry for your losses. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3692 You made it! Great! I worried you got stuck in traffic. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3693 Trust me, no one is going to pick you for their designated driver. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3694 Ice cold BUUD Lite, here!!!!”? “No? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3695 Hum, who should we toast? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3696 No, thanks. Even if I drink a little bit, it'll go right through me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3697 Yeah, buddy. Thanks, but I'm working. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3698 Don't look so grim, have one on me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3699 No, thanks. But I will have a Zombie.... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3700 Are you sure you can't drink to forget? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3701 I see your toast and raise you one 'you're toast.' 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3702 You know, studies show too much drinking is bad for you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3703 The first five stages can be tough, but the sixth stage is party time. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3704 No thanks. This won't take long. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3705 Hey Grim, do you know this one from Hamilton? "One last time...relax, have a drink with me...one last time?" 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3706 I haven't seen you around as much since I stopped wasting all that money on cigarettes. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3707 Awww...That is so sweet, but I have a boyfriend. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3708 “Your fashion sense must have been your first victim” is often said. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3709 Thanks for the beer. I had a killer day. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3710 Bottoms up! I'll be joining you soon 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3711 Thanks. I could use a few after he called me fake news. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3712 Hey, no cheating. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3713 Sure, I’ll have another. I’ve never cared much for livers. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3714 I won't be able to drink both of these for the life of me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3715 Have a beer! It can be a real pick-me-up when you’re feeling grim. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3716 LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD A COLD ONE, WHY SO GRIM 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3717 Have a 2-fer, on me, bro. Then we'll talk about it. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3718 That's very kind of you friend. I wish I could return the favor. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3719 Sorry, I'm in recovery. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3720 Gluten-free! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3721 Man:“You’re just in time for last call!” Grim: “As are you...” 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3722 Hey! Whet your sickle?? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3723 Careful, this beer will run right through you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3724 Hey Trump, this rounds on me! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3725 Never touch the stuff makes me feel dark and angry 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3726 Well thanks "Can you make it two? Taxes will be here in a minute. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3727 Boy they weren't kidding about LAST CALL ! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3728 No thanks, I don't drink at work. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3729 To your health, brother. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3730 Everybody knows your name! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3731 No thanks...I'm the designated charioteer. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3732 Did I hear you say you're dying to have drinking buddy? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3733 Will this buy me enough time to finish my round? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3734 But only if you’re like 100% sure that Bob’s not coming back… 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3735 I've got some bad news. I'm not allowed to drink on the job. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3736 How 'bout a warm one? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3737 Welcome to Samarra. Here to meet someone? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3738 Don't be scared, it's gluten-fee. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3739 Shall we have a last one, old friend? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3740 Make it a little easier, Cheers! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3741 To you and the middle class, where the only things that are still certain are death, taxes, and getting trickled on by the rich. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3742 You don't look so good...here, try one of these. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3743 Hey! Guess what, I'm keeping both. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3744 One for the dark and lonely road? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3745 Are you flirty with death? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3746 Just one more then we'll head off 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3747 I have your back too 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3748 Have a drink. I know that you are unhappy with your thankless job. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3749 Yeah, I'd rather not, I died last time. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3750 ...well, I will be done with work in ten minutes...why not? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3751 No thanks, it could be construed as a bribe.... Plus, I'm gluten free. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3752 As they say, "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3753 If you can hold your liquor, I’m all yours. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3754 No thanks, when you're a skeleton beer goes right through you. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3755 Is your name Miller by chance? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3756 What do you say, dude, just one for my baby and one more for the road. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3757 No thanks, I would rather have a Bloody Mary. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3758 Seriously? L'Chaim? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3759 I thought the bartender was telling me a joke 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3760 Go ahead, take it. Be not proud. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3761 Let's party. I just got promoted. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3762 Ah, no thanks--beer goes right through me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3763 Thanks, but it just goes right through me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3764 We can't leave. I bought you one, then you buy me one, then I buy you, then your turn...see, bar etiquette. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3765 Okay, I got your point. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3766 Do you take requests? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3767 No thanks, I'll have a "Dark and Stormy." 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3768 Another round before you put me in the ground? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3769 Beer's on me, if you just take my liver. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3770 I didn't expect you during happy hour, but have one on me, and we'll make the best of it. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3771 Twins 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3772 "You've been looking for me?! I've been looking for you!"? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3773 From the looks of things, you could use this more than me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3774 You look a little drawn. . . .here, have a cold one on me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3775 Take this, pal; you're harsh-ing the mellow on our no-news Friday. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3776 No, you won't have to pay the tab. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3777 Are you the liver transplant surgeon? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3778 Thanks, but I'm the designated driver tonight. Need a ride? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3779 Mr. Bannon, Roy Moore here 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3780 Another one for the road? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3781 You're not you when you're thirsty...have a White Zombie. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3782 No thanks. I don't drink when I'm on the job. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3783 Wha da ya mean, one for the road? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3784 You're welcome. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3785 Hey, thanks, pal! One more's not gonna kill me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3786 Please Don't Drink and Sythe 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3787 It's a poison that kills slowly. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3788 There's still time, brother, for one more brewski... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3789 No thanks, I'm still working. Get my drift? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3790 Take a beer, your lookin a little grim 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3791 Hard day? It's a new micro-brew ... 'Grim Reaper' 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3792 Drink up! There's no sobriety test where we're going. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3793 Let's toast to life! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3794 Just in time! It's last call. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3795 One more before we head back to the Caribbean? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3796 I can tell you like a nice, sharp tasting beer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3797 The Boss doesn't allow me to operate farm equipment while under the influence. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3798 Let me buy you a drink while you wait—what it lacks in soul it makes up for in hops. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3799 Oh lighten up a little. We can toast the holidays and legal concealemen of weapons for all! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3800 It’s always dead in here at three 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3801 Thanks...I can't, I'm working. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3802 Have one for the road you are hitting the road now I hope 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3803 Funny how this places´s always empty. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3804 Here's to 'my' road less traveled. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3805 No thanks. I can wait until you finish your LAST two drinks. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3806 Just don't ask me to dance! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3807 I'll be not proud. Sir, I accept your offer. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
3808 You might say this beer is a bargain, of sorts. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3809 You need to put some meat on those bones. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3810 I feel you brother.... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3811 You sure look like “Death”. Have a drink on me... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3812 Wanted trade? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3813 Come on, judging by human history you did not quit drinking at work. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3814 I’m sure my buddy would’ve bought you one of I’m sure my buddy would’ve bought one for you if you’d just asked. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3815 Relax and have one on me. Retirement can be rewarding! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3816 Down the hatch indeed. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3817 On the bright side, the Republican tax plan lets your estate write off millions of dollars more. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3818 Yes. I too work in mysterious ways. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3819 Cheers to years of tears. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3820 Soul Collector --- must be thirsty work? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3821 Thanks, man. My date just ghosted on me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3822 Come on Pal, one drink isn't going to kill you! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3823 Thanks, but no. That stuff just goes right through me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3824 Have a brew. You'll reap with joy 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3825 You sure look like you can use this! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3826 Oh that? To reap what you sow! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3827 Have one. It will take the edge off 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3828 Cheers to the good old days; I haven't seen you since college! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3829 No thanks, I'd rather have a stiff one. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3830 "Cheers" just sounds so wrong. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3831 They say drinking alone can shorten your life , so hey buddy can I buy you a beer ? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3832 Are you sure you want to make that deal? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3833 Here...if you're still a draft dodger, give this one to your lady Melania! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3834 Hello there....how about one before you go on your way? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3835 No Thanks. Too many of those is what landed me in this profession. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3836 Live from New York, it's Saturday night! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3837 I prefer mine dark. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3838 Thanks, I do have some time to kill. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3839 Welcome to hell. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3840 The girls all get prettier at closing time! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3841 What brings you to Happy Hour, Reaper? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3842 Remember the old adage; Ain't nothin' free? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3843 So I just sent my resume to the Republican National Committee. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3844 Please tell me you just dropped in for a beer. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
3845 Bottoms up buddy,they have a mop. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3846 Hey, I worried about you. Guess you took my advice not to ride home with Bob. Poor Bob. Need a ride tonight? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3847 Bottoms up, I have another appointments to meet! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3848 Are you beer for me? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3849 No thanks. But hope they won’t be carrying you out with a belly full of Bud Lite. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3850 Have it! One won’t kill you. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3851 You look stressed out Bro', This Bud's for you. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3852 This one on me could get you to change your mind. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3853 Hey, Pal, here's one for the road. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
3854 The rich no longer fear taxes, and now you make friends with me? There are no certainties. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3855 To the next step! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3856 This will put a little life in ya! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3857 Take this one - Taxes is off drinking with his friends. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3858 No thanks. Would you care for some of my homemade absinthe? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3859 I only gave you the pub cleaning job because I thought your résumé said ‘grime reaper.’ 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3860 Fuck it. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3861 For all you do, this Bud's for you! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3862 Why so grim? Have a beer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3863 Wait...you mean there's more than one last call in this joint? That's amazing! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3864 Where you come from there is no beer, so why not have one here! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3865 After a busy day, why not. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3866 Thanks, but I'm, on a call. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3867 Yes I can wait until happy hour ends. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3868 .. and one for the road! Thanks! As long as you're driving. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3869 I'd recognize your mug anywhere! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3870 Its a craft brew River Styx 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3871 C'mon, take a load off! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3872 Thanks buddy, but I'm the designated reaper tonight. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3873 Win one for the Grime Gipper! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3874 Congratulations on your electoral college win! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3875 ... And I say, it's NOT last call! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3876 Have a frosty one ... you'll be fine. Artificial Intelligence has taken tons of jobs. It's never too late for a career change. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3877 Wanna bier? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3878 This time is different, mortal. You can’t stay here but you aren’t going home either. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3879 I got Death. You take Taxes. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3880 Thanks, I’ll have two in a minute. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3881 Aw come one, one beer won't kill you. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3882 Ready to take those on the road? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3883 Okay, you are no longer dead to me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3884 Thanks for the beer, mister! Celebrating the birth of a baby or something? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3885 You'd better have a drink. You look like death warmed over. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3886 Do you really think I'm beautiful, or do you just want to get into my pants? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3887 Of coursh I'd be happy to be your deshigg... deshignated driver. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3888 You should stick around. Last call isn't for a while. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3889 Hey, haven't I seen you on Saturday Night Live? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3890 Here's to our success in life. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3891 Put down that scythe and maybe we can talk this over like buddies. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3892 It's 2 for one night - it looks like my luck is finally starting to turn. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3893 Thanks, but beer runs right thru me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3894 Wouldya shettle for a cold one, big guy? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3895 Ooooo, awkward. Ummm...last call. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3896 Shall the Devil, then, be the designated driver? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3897 You got 3 more years so loosen up 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3898 Don’t mind if I doom, hahaha 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3899 cheers"..."yeah cheers, (mumbles) 'they never see me coming 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3900 Ok if I buy you a beer, may I stay on the planet for a little while longer? Such as it is? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3901 Hey great to see you--let's cut to the chase! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3902 Did you say bier? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3903 Is THAT a Belgian Wheat Beer? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3904 One more for the ditch? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3905 OK, one drink, then to hell. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3906 No thanks. I'm not going to drink your last beer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3907 If you're planning to drink yourself to death tonight, I'll just go somewhere else. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3908 Hey bob want some beer? Great angel of death costume. Wait, you're not bob! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3909 Eddy's beer-death experience. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3910 "I'd prefer hemlock but this'll do." - Arman Roberts, Age 7 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3911 Do you mind if I sip these? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3912 I admit he’s got talent, but he covered up my nuanced painting of smoke. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3913 Whaddya say I buy this round and we forget about the chess game? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3914 Thanks, but gluten just kills my digestion. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3915 This one's for my baby, this one's for the road, and you can have your pick. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3916 Jeez, thanks pal. You sure your buddy won't mind? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3917 This kinda reminds me of A Thousand and One Nights. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3918 Thank you, but no. I gave up the drink back when my lips fell off. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3919 Care to share a pint? You look pretty grim. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3920 Do you mind waiting while I have another pint? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3921 It's a lot easier to just make America drunk again. This one is on me! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3922 I get it man - I can't stand fit bits either. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3923 I know what you want, but tomorrow morning I'm going to wake up from this drunken nightmare and you'll be gone. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3924 Looks like you're dying for a drink. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3925 Okay, I'll have one last beer with you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3926 Go on, take it. Just one isn't gonna kill ya. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3927 Texting-while-driving me to drink. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3928 You'll like this local craft beer. I think you knew the Brewmaster. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3929 One for my baby and one more for the road 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3930 Does that come with a mop? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3931 Nah, you take it. It's your lucky day. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3932 That shit will kill you. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3933 Nope, not me. But I get that a lot. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3934 Oh no, I can't . . .I'm driving the hearse tonight. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3935 What’s the opposite of “l’chaim?” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3936 Here... have one. It won't kill you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3937 Thanks, Buddy......can’t wait to tell the wife how wrong she is....there’s always time for one more beer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3938 Welcome to Happy Hour! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3939 Come on! One more for the road! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3940 Is one drink on the job really going to get you the axe? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3941 To whatever the opposite of L'CHAIM is ... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3942 No thank you, I'll just wait in the car. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3943 I don’t negotiate! Finish the two beers and let’s hit the road!! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3944 I can't have one - I'm working. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3945 You want my head? Mate, you can have it! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3946 Hi, have a drink. My friends say you can help me beat the tax system. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3947 I hear that beer is to die for. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3948 Is this a joke? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3949 Cheers man! At least I won't have to worry about a DUI ticket tonight. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3950 Here's to the Trump election anniversary! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3951 Why won't you drink with me? Give me a ghost of a chance. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3952 Here's hoping your next job's easier than the last one. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3953 Trust me, one more won't drown you. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3954 No no, the good place does not carry any IPA's. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3955 Awesome! I live for cold brewskis! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3956 Here, mate. Put some flesh on your bones. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3957 The phrase-bottoms up- was about to change. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3958 If you think you can buy more time with a cold beer, you're absolutely right. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3959 One more and then we drive home. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3960 You look like you need it, now just stay down there, WAY down there... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3961 Thanks, but I don’t have time for one more, but you do. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3962 I said: "This is NOT a happy hour!" 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3963 I'd offer you a "hair of the Dog," but I see I'm too late. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3964 Ok, Mr. Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, I'd like you to meet my good friend Stein, Ms. Gertrude Stein, that is. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3965 Try it it won't kill ya 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3966 The new guy? He won't make it past spring. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3967 Sure, I'll take a cold one. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3968 You're in for a real hangover. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3969 How much more time will a beer buy me? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3970 She left me a note but I can't find it. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3971 You look thirsty 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3972 Have a Halloween Ale. It’s a real killer!! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3973 It's not so bad down here eh, mate? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3974 It may be last call but I say you've had enough. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3975 This one is on me. I've heard there are no Bars on the other side. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3976 In heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3977 A near-death experience calls for a celebration. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3978 Might as well tax one of my beers as well. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3979 Have a cold one! That's what I'm here for. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3980 Is it my turn to buy the beer or my turn to go to hell? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3981 No, thanks, I've been sober for thirty days. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3982 Looks like you're winning. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3983 I think you've mistaken me for the Scrooge, but have a beer on me. Merry Christmas! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3984 Why didn't I swipe left? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3985 Got time for a beer? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3986 I'm a problem solver too, pal, and you look like you could use a lift. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3987 Did my wife send you to fetch me home? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3988 Hellova costume Mikey!...Mikey?...Mikey?... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3989 You're looking might grim. One for the road? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3990 Here, have a beer. The outlook's not that grim. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3991 I've got the next round. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3992 This one's gluten free! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3993 Have you ever heard about this book, War & Peace? I could tell you about over a cold beer. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3994 Man, at this drinking rate, I won't have much left to do... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3995 Thanks, but I thought the AMA said yes to two beers a day? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3996 Looks like you need a few carbs..... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3997 Here. The coming apocalypse must have you stressed. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3998 Mind if I borrow that scythe to lop of this foam? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3999 Tax bill proponents celebrate its passage. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4000 A Brewery Home Companion 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4001 Thanks. I could go for a bier. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4002 And they say they don't serve beer in hell. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4003 Shmuze me Miss, I’ll give you a ride home right after I finishhhh theze. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4004 Shall we kill some time? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4005 have one while you wait. i'm on my last here. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4006 You look a little grim. Here. My treat. Have one for the sowed... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4007 Thank you but no, I'm driving home. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4008 Hey, great stuff on SNL. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4009 Have one for the road. It won't kill you! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4010 Every time an alcoholic orders himself a drink... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4011 You look parched. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4012 So you want to have one last drink with me before you hit the road. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4013 No thanks but you have time to finish yours. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4014 Funny, most people try to buy me corpse reviver. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4015 Sure. I'll join you for last call. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4016 Join me, Pal. This joint is dead this afternoon. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4017 Have a beer and you won't be so grim. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4018 Trust me, my friend. Have a few of these and you're mind will be in a better place. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4019 We'll see who has the hollow leg. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4020 No thanks. It goes right through me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4021 No thanks, I’m on the clock. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4022 Wow, these things go right through you. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4023 It's Miller's time. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4024 Great Halloween outfit! Come have one on me - I don't have to be anywhere. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4025 You shouldn't be drinking those...you're the Designated Dier... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4026 Wait. You’re here for me? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4027 It's all right, he'll put on my tab. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4028 Sorry, pal, haven't seen democracy today. How 'bout a cold one? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4029 Thanks, pal. Here's t' long life! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4030 One won't hurt you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4031 No thanks. That stuff runs right through me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4032 Care to share a beer and a few stories? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4033 Here...kill this instead. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4034 No thanks! I don't want a DWI - Death While Intoxicated. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4035 Suds in your ... errr, eye sockets. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4036 I don't care if you are a friend of my ex-wife. This round's on me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4037 Hard day at the subway? Take it. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4038 Come on! One more beer never killed anybody! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4039 I don't know why they keep hiring these guys. They never last more than a day. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4040 C'mon...one more's not gonna kill ya. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4041 He won't last one day. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4042 And One For The Road 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4043 Why the grim face? Here, have a beer on me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4044 The end of happy hour incarnate. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4045 Cheers? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4046 First, let's drink to the life I had. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4047 Give me a second, one more and i'll be right with you! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4048 It's apple juice with a froth topping. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4049 I just love draft beer to death, don't you? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4050 Let's toast to meeting deadlines 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4051 If you are starting a new dress code,you got my vote Buddy 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4052 Do I want a beer? Is this some kind of joke? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4053 No thanks. Buzzed killing is drunk killing. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4054 Hi, gorgeous ! Come here often ? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4055 Is it you or me who looks like they are dying for a drink? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4056 Here's looking at you, kid. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4057 Sorry, I'm not allowed to accept gifts. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4058 Cheers buddy. See you again tomorrow for Happy Hour. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4059 You look like you could use a drink. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4060 Your a dead ringer for my brother -in - law. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4061 Sorry I’m gluten free! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4062 Trust me, you'd be better off wishing your liver good health! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4063 You know that song, 'A Thousand Bottles of Beer on the Wall.' 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4064 Thanks. I can drive you to your final destination. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4065 Okay you can drink that one too but then Ima kill you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4066 Ok- one more but you’d better call your wife and tell her you’ll be late. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4067 Okay fine... here's mud in MY eye. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4068 Have a beer. It's really dead tonight. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4069 Join me, you look parched! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4070 Thanks, pal. But not while I'm on duty. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4071 One for my baby and one more for the road 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4072 I just know you're dying to have a beer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4073 Man, what are you doing here? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4074 I'd say l'chaim, but... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4075 Welcome back to the left, Reaper. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4076 Why yes, this second one is for that road. Why do you ask? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4077 Happy hour is a man made myth. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4078 I know I’m your designated driver, but just let me finish this last one. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4079 No thanks.That stuff goes right thru me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4080 No thanks, I don't drink on the job. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4081 To the success of my new funeral home. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4082 Live a little and have a brewski on me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4083 Cheers, Grimmy, and scythe's the limit! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4084 No thanks, I'm on a 'no carbs' diet. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4085 Consider this as the first in a continuing series of buy-offs. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4086 Just have one. It won't kill ya. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4087 The year is dead! Long live the year! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4088 I feel a bad about betting a beer on it. I already knew Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly were in the same plane crash. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4089 You can't bribe me, especially not with that brand. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4090 Thanks, buddy. I've had a hell of a year! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4091 Here's mud in your eye-socket! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4092 Here's to you...take my mother-in-law, OK? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4093 So, this guy who walks into a bar with a scythe... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4094 I'd rather have a Bloody Mary. I feel like death from last night. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4095 I'm here to pick you up. You'll need both of those. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4096 Believe me, I need to retire, but I'm afraid the boredom would be deadly. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4097 Drink up - you can't live forever. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4098 You want me to drink to your health? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4099 I'll have two. I gave it up for a day at a time, not for eternity. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4100 Whoah! You look like a guy who could use a bier! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4101 Thanks. I was just thinking that I would die for another beer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4102 I'm glad to see you've chosen your poison. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4103 May I go in peace. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4104 Congratulations on the President's endorsement of your candidate, Steve! 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
4105 It's my own special blend of hops and reaped souls. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4106 Dark Stout or Helles Bock? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4107 ''Good to see you. What a year!" 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4108 Oh, go to hell! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4109 Wow, I didn't know the Grim Reaper liked Beer! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4110 It appears I don't have time for two? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4111 Let's have one last one and call it a night. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4112 I better not - you know that stuff'll kill ya. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4113 It's a strawberry, pineapple, matcha smoothie. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4114 Here, 'bro. Join me in a cold one before you go back to your flock? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4115 Looks like we both need one. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4116 No thanks, you keep it. You're going to need one for the road. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4117 I can't, I'm not on vacation yet. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4118 Have a beer before we go? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4119 One more drink and we'll be good buddies. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4120 Here's to your surviving longer than most in the Trump cabinet! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4121 Sorry, but we'll only have time for a quick one. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4122 Get the Hell over and drink to my death dammit! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4123 No, thanks. Waiting for last call. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4124 I say this is the one you put the poison in. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4125 Let’s start the countdown. Ninety nine bottles of beer on the bar... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4126 Here's to Judge Moore, Mr. Bannon. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4127 It's on me...Last call. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4128 No buddy, you hurry up and drink it, I’ve got a lot of appointments to get through today. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4129 One glass won’t kill you bro! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4130 Can I have a mop to go with that? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4131 How about a night-cap? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4132 No thank you, that stuff just runs right through me! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4133 Not another cold one. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4134 Thanks but I can't. I'll be driving you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4135 Congrats Steve - you made it out of The White House! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4136 No rush-have a drink 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4137 hey! its your brew and why wait until I come to your kingdom, uh? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4138 There's just nothing better than a great head. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4139 Ok one more... and then we're chlaying pess... er... playing chess. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4140 I'll pass,,,one drink and there's hell to pay. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
4141 ...and one more for the road. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4142 I’ll take a Dead Guy Ale. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4143 Don't worry, it's gluten-free. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4144 I've always said, 'When I meet my grim reaper, I'll share a beer with him first'. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4145 Et tu, Brute? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4146 Have another round of high water? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4147 Don't look so grim,lets to your flag there. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4148 For this cold one, all I ask is that you take me in my sleep at age 95. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4149 No thanks. I'm driving you home. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4150 One for the road? They say it's paved with good intentions . . . 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4151 Hey man, it looks like you need one. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4152 Oh come on, one drink isn’t going to kill you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4153 No thanks I don't have the guts. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4154 Thanks, buddy. Ya know, for my money a twofer is the only way to go. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4155 Join me. Last call. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4156 Last one standing? I don't play chess. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4157 Grief is a hard thing to get by 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4158 He probably would have given you the beer, buddy. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4159 I guess one more beer won't kill me 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4160 C'mon Al, you know I'm on the clock. Umm, yeah, speaking of which... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4161 you only live once right? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4162 Hey! Aren't you the guy that brought me Here 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4163 No, the other one. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4164 Microbrew? Is it microbrew? I drink only microbrew. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4165 Hey buddy, have a brewsky. You look a little grim. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4166 Not that kind of head. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4167 C'mon. You only live once. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4168 Putting in a lot of overtime? Here, have a drink. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4169 Some call it Happy Hour 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4170 Bet you can’t hold your beer like you used to! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4171 Beer is proof that God loves us! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4172 Thanks for taking my wife, it wasn't working now I have back my life 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4173 Dying of thirst? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4174 One beer won't kill you. That's your job! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4175 Man, if you thought Sickle Down Economics was grim, wait til you hear what my partner Taxes has in store for ya. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4176 ya’ know - if you lose the sickle, people might see you’re not such a bad guy after all 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4177 No thanks. If I drink a beer that cold I might catch my death 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4178 How about the study that 2 drinks daily would prolong your life@ 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4179 Don't look so grim. This one's on me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4180 "Just a couple more and you can drive us home 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4181 Cheer up. One more indictment and your work will be done. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4182 Dia de los Muertros? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4183 Cmon join me, it’s last call. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4184 Have a drink & then we'll talk about your costume 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4185 It's last call so I figured a couple more won't kill me 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4186 Have a beer and no Grim Repercussions 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4187 I don't Want a cold one...I want you to BE a cold one 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4188 Thanks Jonathon. I feel like everyone is always trying to avoid me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4189 Here, have a warm beer for your cold heart! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4190 Take a sip before we go. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4191 You sure did us part. Here's to you dude! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4192 Cheer up man, why so pale? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4193 I will be finished in a moment. Would you go warm up the car for me? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4194 The later it gets, the better you look. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4195 "So your increased visits to the richest one percent was also secretly written into the Tax Bill?" I'm buying you drinks all night. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4196 No thanks, I already had a bier. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4197 You look like Death warmed over, better have one of these....... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4198 You go ahead and have it, I've got three more pick ups after you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4199 You go ahead. I'm waiting for a friend. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4200 Thanks! but no thanks! You need both drinks so you can be taken away safely to the other side. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4201 Try this one. It's called Surprise Ending. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4202 It's five o'clock somewhere. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4203 I usually blow the froth off, but if you want to give it a try... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4204 Drink up my friend. They just announced last call. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4205 Here you go, Bud, live a little!! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4206 No thanks. I don't drink when I'm on the job. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4207 My pleasure Benny. It's not everyday that you get to toast someone on their retirement day. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4208 No thanks, I'm driving tonight. Just like you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4209 You’ll be the death of me! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4210 That's right, it's good for you. It's gluten-free, low-carb T'weason'ale. Please have another one on me for the road. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4211 C'mon, a quick one to celebrate all your successes this year! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4212 No obligation...it's 2 for 1 happy hour... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4213 Come on mate, one for the road? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4214 No thanks, I’m working. No thanks, I’m on duty. No thanks, I’m driving. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4215 I can't, I have work soon. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4216 Come on, stick around for happy hour and maybe you'll change your mind. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4217 Grim lets have one more sickle for the road. Swizzle I mean swizzle." Grim, "Your killing me. One more & I'll forget why I'm here ! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4218 Sit down and have beer until your date shows up. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4219 Last call, Pal? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4220 I just got a new liver, so I'm drinking for two tonight. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4221 Cheer up: alcohol is fourth-leading preventable cause of death in the U.S. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4222 Let me start from the beginning, then will get to the end. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4223 You're welcome here as long as you're not doing SantaCon. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4224 Forget about one for the road. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4225 "Two-for-one Night" you say? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4226 I just want to express my gratitude for your non-partisan stand. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4227 Here buddy, you look like you need this. I think you've taken your beach body too far.. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
4228 Alright, but just so you know, I won't be picking up the next round. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4229 Good thing it is not take your child to work day. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4230 I appreciate the offer but I'm here on a work related matter. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4231 C'mon, have a seat and share with me the rotten day you had. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4232 Bottoms up. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4233 Don't be shy....it won't kill you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4234 They'll have that mop for you in a minute. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4235 Thanks but beer goes straight to my hips! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4236 Believe me, there was no collusion! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4237 Drink to your death! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4238 It’s on me. Glad I’m going before the tax cuts. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4239 I'm not actually Steve Bannon, you know ... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4240 Ever since you moved to America you haven’t been yourself Famine. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4241 Baby, don’t beer the reaper. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4242 I'll buy you one now if you'll hit me back later. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4243 I only drink pale ale. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4244 Another bier would be good. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4245 Beer head: take it or leave it? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4246 If I drink that, I'm going to have to kill you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4247 To your health! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4248 Dead Elephant Ipa. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4249 No thanks....I’m on duty....it’s been high alert since last November. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4250 Can I take it to go? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4251 Let’s find a designated driver and tie one on! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4252 You'd better chug-a lug-both yourself right now. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4253 Tough day, Joe? This round's on me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4254 Fine, one mortal for the road. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4255 I was talking about raising a bier! B-I-E-R! Bier!!! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4256 Get a life Buster! Here, you could use this! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4257 you are Lager then life 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4258 Thanks but that stuff goes right through me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4259 Stay there and you get this beer. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4260 You're glad to see me -- I'm going to guess journalist. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4261 One quick one then I'll help you find who you're looking for. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4262 Cutting your beer consumption in half won’t help now. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4263 Here, let's take one for the road. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4264 Ain't no archbishop 'round here, pal. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4265 I only drink poison. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4266 I suppose we can put aside our differences for a few minutes. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4267 Thanks, pal, but I can’t drink on the job and I got a busy night. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4268 So, God fired me. All I know is stealing souls in the night. How about my health insurance? 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
4269 Martin? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4270 I'm Harvey. Could you wait until my 'interview' with a hot 16-year-old chick tonight? 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
4271 Thanks--I can't drink while I'm working. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4272 Thanks pal, ill get the next round h This may take longer than I thought! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4273 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4274 What's a guy like you doing in a bar like this? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4275 If I do take it, can I still count on you to plow into that tree on the way home? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4276 Hey, my doctor said the chirosis isn't that advanced. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4277 You look like death. Need a drink? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4278 I’m here for you bill.” “I came to drink, not talk. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4279 Beer goes right through me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4280 Nah, you drink it. You'll need it where you're going. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4281 I'd prefer a super dry martini, but even that still buys you nothing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4282 Unfortunately this will just go through me! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4283 Name your poison. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4284 I am not here at the present time...........Beer? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4285 Sure--I'll drink to death. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4286 Looks like you could use this. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4287 Thanks, but no thanks. I've got a lot of driving to do. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4288 No thanks, I'm on a gluten-free diet. 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
4289 It's time to relax and have a cold one. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4290 No, thank you, I have been sober for a thousand years. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4291 Merry Xmas to you too, but I'll be needing a mop with that beer. Runs right through me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4292 No thanks, I'm not a "Cheers" kinda guy. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4293 Repeal and replace has you down and overworked. No worries, this will cheer you up! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4294 Finally. What took you so long? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4295 Let's drink, my friend, to the end. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4296 Ever since I started outsourcing to drug cartels and arms' dealers, I've noticed a big boost in me time. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4297 Thanks for coming to our state Steve Bannon. This drink's on me. Please drink it, and then get the heck out of our town. Thanks! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4298 Another one? Thanks guy – guess it's my lucky day. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4299 Your buddy Jim says he's running late, but that I can have his beer. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4300 No, thanks. I'm trying to cut everything down. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4301 No thanks. Lately I don't seem to have the stomach for it. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4302 No, I'm not toasting to your health. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4303 Be not proud. Have one on me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4304 #metoo, got you too? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4305 Sure Gary, order all the roadies you want, and don’t worry about closing your tab either. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4306 Sure, I think I'm gonna like it here! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4307 No thanks, I am on duty for the drink and drive. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4308 Uh uh, it's closing time for you! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4309 You look like you could use a drink, too! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4310 Me? I'm your designated driver. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4311 "Relax, Happy Hour is almost over. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4312 How about a final final? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4313 Thanks, I’m really more of a DIE-P-A man. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4314 What do you mean “last call”? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4315 I'm running for office in Alabama. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4316 It must be written all over my face, huh? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4317 Dude, don't worry so much. You'll be fine... It's organic ! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4318 Aw, c'mon buddy. One little beer ain't gonna kill ya. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4319 No, you come to me, dude! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4320 Cheers, Mr. President. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4321 Keep it, your gonna need more than one for the road. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4322 Thanks, but I can't; I'm the designated scyther tonight. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4323 Thanks, Ed. I sure am thirsty. Pushing daisies is hard work! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4324 Have a drink. I felt the same way the first time I walked through Times Square. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4325 Cheers! Have one on me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4326 I normally don't drink when I'm working, but in your case, I'll be happy to make an exception. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4327 MAGA! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4328 Steve, let's toast Breitbart's election successes! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4329 I hope that's a lite beer. I'm watching my carbs. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4330 I'll lose my job if I 'Cheers to Life." 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4331 Go ahead. You can relax now that we've taken care of taxes. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4332 Sorry, can't I am on the countdown clock. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4333 No thanks. The stuff goes right through me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4334 Drink up, but know this: your toast soon leads to a roast." 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4335 I got your vodka calls, whisky texts and rum postings, sorry it took me this long to respond. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4336 Reap, schmeap. Hair of the dog that bit ya? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4337 sorry i cheated you last time 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4338 Ok, how about we go again, double or nothing? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4339 Belly up! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4340 Might as well go out chugging. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4341 No, this place will never die, pal, not as long as they keep pouring these for me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4342 Halloween's over, buddy. Have a beer and switch to your Santa outfit. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4343 Try hair of the dog. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4344 Nah. I give it a year. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4345 This beer is to die for, but I guess you already know that. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4346 Assume room temperature 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4347 Tit for tat 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4348 This one is for the ditch! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4349 This Buds for you my patient friend. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4350 He cuts into our holiday bonuses every winter, and they call him "frosty"?! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4351 Wazzat you say? I'm a (hic!) dad? Thazh great (hic!) newzh. Three cheers fer me! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4352 One or two of these should make you less Grim... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4353 Relax, its low carb. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4354 Thanks, but a toast to fire and fury is lunacy, even for me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4355 Have one for the road Bud. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4356 Pushing aside his timidity, Harold could almost feel the sand between his toes at old Aunt Agatha’s beachouse. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4357 Can't say I've ever been unemployed myself. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4358 You know, one more drink won't kill you. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4359 Thanks, and what kind of women and movies do you like? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4360 Barkeep! One Death in the Afternoon for my friend. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4361 Goes right thru me. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4362 I say you finally kill off Miller Lite instead. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4363 I will buy you a beer if you give me enough time to finish mine! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4364 Oh, no thanks. Without soft tissue it just runs right through me and puddles up around my phalanges. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4365 C'mon! the last grain of sand is falling somewhere. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4366 Trying to cut down on gluten. Thanks though. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4367 Cheers, here's to our health. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4368 Join me in one for the road to Hell? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4369 No thanks. The stuff just runs right through me these days! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4370 I'll pay the tab just to show you I not a bad guy. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4371 My mom won’t let me. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4372 This your first 'Hades Night?' 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4373 If I drink that, we're going to need a mop' 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4374 Two more BEERS and I'm out of here. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4375 So the Donald is next on your list! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4376 Dudley had never doubted the efficacy of the corpse reviver. He was not about to begin now. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4377 You can just call me the Cut Cut Cut Act! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4378 This was going to be my Last one! Here, you take it! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4379 No thanks, I'm the Designated Scyther. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4380 Have one on me - name's Miller 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4381 No thanks. I'm not here for a drink. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4382 I can't drink to my death alone 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4383 No need to trade. This one’s on me. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4384 I've met your parents, the headless horseman and the grim reaperess 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4385 Usually, it's served with a salty snack. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4386 No thanks, I already had my share off drinks. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4387 There`s the grille. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4388 Here's to the biggest tab I ever ran. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4389 I'd better pass. I've got people to meet, and beer goes right through me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4390 You look like you've been crying in your bier. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4391 Thanks for the offer but I can't. I'm waiting to surprise a friend. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4392 Here's to us...together forever!!! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4393 Have a beer - it goes great with ribs! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4394 Uh no thanks, I'm driving you remember. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4395 Playing hooky? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4396 Sure, I've cheated you. But don't look so grim, fella. This one's on me. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4397 Thanks pal, I have been out canvassing for Judge Roy Moore. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4398 Hiccup...hey bub, Halloween was last week. Here take a round on me, stop looking at my fanny pack. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4399 You look like you need a beer to cry in. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4400 After almost a year of President Trump, "Cheers! Take me, please!" 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4401 Here's looking through you. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4402 Come on. One drink never killed anyone. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4403 Drink to your death! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4404 No thanks, I'm gluten free. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4405 Another? The first one went right through me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4406 This one's on me, anyway. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4407 It's too grim out there. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4408 Then here's to being grim! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4409 Don’t worry, its light beer 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4410 Here, this might make you the grin reaper 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4411 Here, have some suds with your scythe! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4412 Looks like you have had a helluva day. Join me? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4413 Here, have a drink. Perhaps we can liven up this place. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4414 Business before pleasure I always say . 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4415 I've come to take you from beer to bier. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4416 C'mon, have one. It'll take the edge off. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4417 Try this to keep a stiff upper lip -- Things aren't THAT grim! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4418 No, I meant a bier. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4419 Nice try, but Death waits for no beer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4420 Don’t fear me, fear that hangover. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4421 For the love of Lucifer, stop calling me Steve!! 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
4422 Sure, why not? We can always Uber it there. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4423 Hey, you’re late for happy hour, but I got you covered! 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
4424 Merry Christmas to you too, Mr. Lauer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4425 Thanks! You know, your Hell beats the hell outa mine! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4426 YOU MUST BE MY UBER DRIVER. HAVE ONE ON ME 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4427 I can't stomach that stuff anymore. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4428 Normally I'd take you up on the offer, but the Misses has me on the Whole30 cleanse. She says it's supposed to help reduce inflammation. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4429 No thanks, but please go ahead and enjoy your last happy hour. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4430 Thanks, buddy we are coming up on busy time with that nuclear war coming up. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4431 These spirits are for you! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4432 Eat, drink, and be merry because in two minutes you die. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4433 You need a break. This place used to be packed. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4434 If he tells me about the ‘magic’ in his old satin hat again, I’m going straight to the media. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4435 Halloween already? My wife’s going to kill me. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4436 Hey, buddy. Not a soul in here...just you and me. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4437 How about one for the road? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4438 I shouldn't drink on an empty soul. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4439 I bet you're dying for a drink-I know I am! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4440 The nearsighted young Hemingway. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4441 This one is for you; best drunk warm! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4442 I would, but it's last call. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4443 Killer Lite: Tastes great, less killing! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4444 No cheating. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4445 I accept but only if you allow me to reciprocate with a tall glass of absinthe. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4446 Good to see you back at one of your old haunts, Jerry, though I’m sorry to hear you recently lost your job to the current Administration. This one’s on me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4447 Thanks for the drinks and the car keys. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4448 Cheers! But please wait until I finish this. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4449 Hey, any pal of Terry Pratchett is a pal of mine 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4450 Thanks pal but I'd rather have a Bloody Mary. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4451 Try this for a scythe of relief. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4452 Here, drink up, you never know what tomorrow might bring! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4453 To being cheated, and cheated on. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4454 Barkeep! One more for Mr. Reaper's twin, please. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4455 Looks like that end of the bar is dead! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4456 Here's mud in your scythe! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4457 Thanks but I'd prefer a kamikaze. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4458 When was the last time you had one of these? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4459 I would love to but you know I have to drive your body! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4460 Do we have time for another round? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4461 Thanks but I don't drink while I'm reaping 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4462 You know, it's funny. Most people probably don't offer you Lite beer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4463 A toast to my roast! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4464 Hey, lighten up! One beer ain't gonna kill ya. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4465 Let's see you scythe the head off of this, KillJoy! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4466 Lets toast to our future! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4467 This is for you. Looks like you could use a friend. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4468 Here, don't be so grim, Macys never selects a float on the first ballot 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4469 I'm here for the bartender. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4470 Steve, c’mon have a cold one!! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4471 I already gave at the office. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4472 How about a cold one? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4473 Go ahead, have one. It hasn't killed ME yet 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4474 Would it kill ya to have a drink with me? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4475 Here's to making through SantaCon one more year! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4476 I can't afford the farm, but I bought this. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4477 No, this round should be on you, you really won't be needing the money anyway and alimony is killing me. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4478 Here's staring at you, kid 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4479 Will you join me before we leave? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4480 Martinis will do that to you. Here, try a beer. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4481 If you've got the time, I'll have the beer. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4482 No, I will not "lighten up on the 'grim' just for happy hour". 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4483 I'm making an offer you can't refuse, I know you are partial to a cold cider 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4484 I reap, therefore I am–not going to say ‘no’ to another. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4485 Let me make it up to you... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4486 A cold one for the cold one! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4487 If I accept that beer do I have to sing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4488 Thanks, pal; I thought it would be fun, but Republicans are handing over there souls so easily, it’s just getting me down. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4489 I’m afraid, kind sir, that I’m gluten-free. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4490 I always enjoy a cold one. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4491 Do you play chess? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4492 Don't I know you? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4493 It's been a tough day. Do we have time for a quick one first? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4494 Time for one more? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4495 Cheer up! Business will surge as soon as Obamacare collapses. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4496 I didn't say it would kill *me* 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4497 I would've ordered one for Taxes, but these days I'm not so sure. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4498 Wow! You look a bit different than your Match profile . . . 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4499 Have you ever had someone that is NOT an attorney buy you a drink? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4500 Yo really rockin' that costume! It's on me_pumpkin spice latte? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4501 Human existence is an error..it is bad today and every day it gets worse, until the worst comes. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4502 Here, on me. Maybe this will help my case. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4503 Remember you have no body to retain any fluids. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4504 Very kind of you to wait until Barney the bartend served my beer before doing him in. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4505 The ghost of Christmas past let’s me take the month off. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4506 Lets have a few for the road. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4507 No Thanks. Beer kills my appetite. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4508 After this drink, all bets are off. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4509 Have one on me, my friend. May I call you friend? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4510 Thank you, but I prefer tequila sunrise. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4511 Forget the moon. I’m going to plant this on the Earth. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4512 Ah, c'mon , a beer won't kill ya. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4513 Tough day at work, eh? Here, this round's on me! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4514 I need a hug not a beer. Thanks, anyways. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4515 Frank, you look like... well, you look warmed over. Here, have a cold one on me. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4516 Thanks Buddy. Last time someone bought me a beer, I was getting married. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4517 Here's mud in your eye, um, socket! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4518 Let's do this thing my way 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4519 How about a toast before I’m toast 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4520 Why the long face? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4521 Thanks, but I'm meeting someone -- and then I have to drive. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4522 Ya, I'd kill for a Heady Topper 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4523 Because I could not stop for Death -- I bought the first round. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4524 No thanks, I never drink while I'm on the job. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4525 You better believe it's last call, my friend. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4526 Okay, one for the road. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4527 Hey buddy, would you like some redrum? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4528 Join me for a toast to tax cuts for the middle class. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4529 Yea, I know, but still...her emails. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4530 Screw your appointment in Samarra. We've got time for another beer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4531 Want a beer? You look like you could use one. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4532 Reap, have some Holiday cheer and I hope a good year for both of us. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4533 Come on Grim, another drink won't kill you. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4534 Say "Hello!" to my liver for me! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4535 Hath death a thirst for life? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4536 No thanks, I already had one more for the road 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4537 How about one for the ferry? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4538 No thanks- I prefer something more full-bodied this time of year. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4539 I guess it’s safe to say Happy Hour’s over. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4540 Oh Death, spare me over for another beer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4541 Bet you can’t hold your liquor. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4542 Please, take it! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4543 I'm on the clock, the middle class has no idea what's in store for them... 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4544 Salud! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4545 Cheers. I've heard you've had a bumper crop. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4546 This one's on me. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4547 Chop the "head" off of this, instead, will ya? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4548 Shotgun this beer, man! You only live once! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4549 I think you're going to need a mop instead. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4550 I prefer a martini; beer runs right through me. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4551 It’s all about craft beer nowadays. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4552 No thanks. I don't want to slur your good name. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4553 Sorry I made such a fuss back there. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4554 ...Hopper threw you out of Nighthawks? Here, this’ll cheer you up... 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4555 I don't care, dude, it was worth it! Astros! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4556 One beer won't kill you. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4557 Hey, thanks, pal! Needed one more for the road. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4558 Its 5 o'clock somewhere. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4559 Okay. I promise to not laugh when it goes straight through to the floor. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4560 No thanks, I'm about to start work. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4561 I can see why you'd want the scythe, but what would I want with a beer? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4562 "Would you say this tastes like you? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4563 I ordered the Reaper Pale Ale, not for pale Al. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4564 In the words of The Dude, I'll have a Caucasian. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4565 Right on......Cheers!!!!! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4566 Hey tall, dark and hack some! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4567 We’ve had our last round. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4568 These long days are killing me. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4569 Thanks, pal. And by the way, you're next. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4570 At what? Forget that. I just made a killing. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4571 No thanks, I'm at work. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4572 Thanks, but I'm dying for a bourbon tonight. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4573 Cheers, my friend! To tax cuts! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4574 Dullahan raise your glass. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4575 You seem like the friendly type, but you’re still going down 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4576 Thanks, but I only drink pale ale. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4577 Yeah, that's my day job, but it's the Grim Creeper after work. And sometimes during. Seen my pals Harvey or Donald yet? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4578 Surely your boss lets you drink on the job, right? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4579 There you go again, spending every darn penny you have on booze or women or movies. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4580 Way ahead of you, buddy 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4581 Let's drink to my health and go after the bartender. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4582 Sorry, I have to drive later and I'd hate to accidentally get home safely. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4583 Phooey to the tax bill...I'll toast when they pass their health care changes. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4584 Thank you but a pint of Dead Guy isn't what I had in mind. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4585 You think your job sucks... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4586 You're OK in my book. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4587 Got a minute to talk about an alimony situation? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4588 No thanks, I only drink Bloody Mary's. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4589 My pleasure, Billy! 'For whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap'. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4590 Looks like someone's happy hour has come. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4591 No Thanks. I am just waiting for a couple of shots. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4592 No thank you, my good man. I'm afraid I'm what people refer to as a sloppy drinker. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4593 I like your Christmas spirit, have a beer! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4594 Aw, get off your high horse! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4595 Thanks, but my last name is spelled t-r-u-m-p-H. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4596 I challenge you to a quick draw. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4597 Have a pint on me. It's a killer new micro-brew 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4598 Before we go, let me buy you a drink 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4599 Thanks. I will. Merry Christmas to you too and a Happy New...never mind. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4600 Drink up...it's LAST call. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4601 Thanks, but I'm only popping in for one. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4602 You haven't listened to a word I've said, Scrooge. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4603 Help me celebrate my tax cut windfall. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4604 Here's a beer for you and one for your twin brother. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4605 A couple of these, and you'll forget why you came here. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4606 Have a cold one on me. You must be dead tired. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4607 Hoy! It's Steve Bannon! How's about a drink, then? You look more like death warmed over than usual. Tough day at the manure factory, is it? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4608 After taxes, I guess the only certain thing is death. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4609 Hey, man, you're looking kinda grim. Let's join in a drink to life. Cheers! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4610 "Drink up, buddy. It's happy hour, no shop-talk allowed. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4611 No, thanks. That'll go right through me. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4612 Why the grim face? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4613 I don’t drink ButterBeer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4614 Okay, but let's have one more for the road. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4615 Perfect timing. A ride home and last call ! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4616 Please have one on me, you look a little peaky! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4617 C'mon, man, one beer won't kill ya! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4618 Hey...your back! I owe you a beer...I never forget a face! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4619 Is it my turn? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4620 I'm seeing your ex. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4621 I just swipped you on Tinder. Have a drink. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4622 It sure is thirsty work. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4623 Thanks, man, but I can't. I'm here on a job. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4624 Hey buddy, thanks for the beer. This administration is killing ME! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4625 Don't let the hood fool you, I'm completely nondiscriminatory. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4626 To your health, as long as my brother-in-law's alive. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4627 You gotta find a way to take pride in being a buzzkill. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4628 Not a bribe, mate - I'm hoping maybe one for the road 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4629 Go ahead. It won't kill you! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4630 If I had a job I'd call in dead. What excuse will you use tomorrow after ten of these? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4631 Well, if you're sure you want less of a head... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4632 My bladder is missing. Give it to the next guy. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4633 I don't drink. I reap. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4634 It's your. I'd drink it but the bar lost its mop. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4635 Reaper walks into a bar. "Why so grim?" says a convivial patron, offering him a beer. The End. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4636 No thanks. I quit. It's not good for my health. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4637 My toast would be, “May I be in heaven before the devil knows I am dead!” 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4638 Hey bud, if it be possible, let this stein pass from me. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4639 It's DEFCON 5 somewhere. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4640 Hey Death did you miss your quota again because of lousy tech support? Lighten up here’s your favorite happy hour IPA 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4641 No thanks. If I get home late my wife will kill me. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4642 I don't need you because my liver is doing the job. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4643 This one’s on me. You’ve got last call. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4644 Libra. What's yours? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4645 What are you smiling for? Don't you realize that it's 'last call'?! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4646 Thanks Larry. Of course I'm good to buy the next round. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4647 Hey, Buddy! Looks like you could use a pick-me-up. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4648 My pleasure. I'm in a holiday mood. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4649 A, I don't drink while on duty; B, I couldn't care less about your bucket list. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4650 Yes. Come to think of it I would love a nice old one. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4651 Cheers, Steve! I love it when you play 'The Grim Reaper' on SNL! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4652 Good work on that Manson Project! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4653 How about a pint in exchange for my car keys back? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4654 Hey compadre, I'm collecting souls too. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4655 I loved you in those AIDS ads. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4656 Thanks, but your ex-wife met up with my colleague. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4657 I usually think there's a 'payback' when I accept a drink from a stranger, but thanks. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4658 Not while I'm on the job. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4659 As your designated driver, I'll have to take a pass. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4660 Tit for tat 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4661 Have a beer! You need it more than I do. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4662 Here, you look like you could use a cold one. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4663 No thanks, I'm driving for Uber now, and we're not allowed to drink on the job. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4664 With Trump in the Oval Office I’ll drink to that!!! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4665 No thanks. I only drink tekillya. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4666 Try the Reaper Stout made in Red Hook. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4667 No way, I'm a lightweight. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4668 Yeah,the service used to be very slow,here,have one of mine. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4669 After one year working for this White House, I need that drink and more. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4670 I'm mostly a High Life man myself. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4671 Alright, if you want to draw this out, let's toast to your health. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4672 Honestly, dude, that look is soooo last year! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4673 No thanks... just here for a breather before the Great Tax Scam of 2017 sets in 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4674 Cold one? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4675 I see Muller is on your doorstep too, Jared. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4676 Thanks, but no need to open a tab. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4677 What took ya' so long? My liver's been ready for years... 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4678 It's ok, Steve. I know you miss him. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4679 You’ll like this one, it’s not too dark 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4680 To Ben's "certainty" ... and my next fifty years of paying taxes. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4681 "I have to say sobriety is my second job,but thanks". 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4682 Ok, but I will get the next round. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4683 you should have plenty of room for this! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4684 Hey, have Joey's beer while you're waiting. He's always late. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4685 No thanks. I don't drink while I am working 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4686 Did you hear the one about tax reform? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4687 So let's whoop it up before we die. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4688 CAN WE HAVE A DRINK AND TALK ABOUT THIS ''''CAPTAIN''''''' 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4689 Hold your horses! Didn't the bartender just say "have a cold one"? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4690 Try this! Last guy from your clan had one! He couldn't stop raving about his smashing success after an assignment! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4691 I’m not glum, I’m grim. And my name is not chum, it’s Reaper, Grim Reaper! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4692 Hey, Joe, one for the road and one for the grave. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4693 Q: "One for the road?" A: "To hell with that!" 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4694 This new one, Decamba, you're gonna love it! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4695 Your friend shouldn't have run away. I've always been the life of the party. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4696 You don't look so good, buddy. Here, have a cold one. What? You want me to come with you? You, do? I don't think so. You'll be back? Don't rush me, pal. The day I go with you, there'll be snowballs in hell. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4697 Sure I'll join you for another drink...but only if you give me a ride home afterwards. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4698 I usually prefer my drinks hot. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4699 You've prolonged your time enough. It's time to go now 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4700 I used to be the baddest guy in town, but not anymore. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4701 If that’s gluten free beer I’ll kill you now... 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4702 Heaven knows I’d like a cold one right now. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4703 Everybody’s alway telling me “You go straight to hell.” I don’t understand what the big hurry’s about. Care to join me? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4704 You got America first alright what next? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4705 No, you drink it--if you knew what I know you'd understand. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4706 Have one on me! Looks like you could use a little cheering up! 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4707 Viva la vida! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4708 You're not the type of person that I usually date. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4709 Want a Ghost River on this Blue Moon? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4710 No thanks, I'm working tonight." "Have you heard the one about Death walking into a bar? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4711 Two for the bar! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4712 You look like a man who needs a drink. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4713 Before we leave, will you join me in one for the road? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4714 Set 'em up, Joe. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4715 Don't look so grim, Pumpkin Face, have a cold one on me. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4716 Thanks for the beer! Say, have we met before? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4717 Thanks! Do you have a mop? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4718 Have one last drink with me, my gloomy friend, before my crossing the bar. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4719 No thanks. I'm on a high-protein, low-carb diet. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4720 Have a beer! As long as your not a liberal I'm cool with you. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4721 The Dow hit 24,000! Cheers, man. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4722 I'd be honoured to join you in last call. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4723 Don't be shy—I always drink with a grim. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4724 Just because you got me drunk doesn't mean I'm not going to take you home with me. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4725 Sure. I'll have one more before closing. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4726 Hey one for the road won't kill ya! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4727 I'll drink it, but you've gotta mop it up. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4728 Death in the Afternoon? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4729 Sorry, last call 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4730 Since my insurance company broke up with me, I might as well buy you a drink. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4731 You never were good at making friends! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4732 Yeah, I'm feeling 'past my prime' too. Beer? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4733 No man, I just got my 30 day chip. But since you're in a giving mood... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4734 How about a game of chess instead? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4735 It's on me Grim. Working overtime with no health insurance has gotta be tough. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4736 Here's to a long and happy life after death! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4737 Did my liver call you here? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4738 It'll go right through me. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4739 Thanks, but I’m more into demon rum these days. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4740 Well... at least, I don't have to worry about a hangover. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4741 You drink mine. It's good to be high before you go low. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4742 Don't worry about the failed Obamacare repeal. I hear measles is making a comeback. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4743 Steve, with that attitude you’ll never earn your angel wings. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4744 Can we talk about this? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4745 Too bad Vlad about the winter games. Vyp! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4746 It couldn't hoit. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4747 It seems you had a pretty rough day. Cheers! This'll do the trick. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4748 Next one’s on you. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4749 You look like death. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4750 I get the feeling that today's my lucky day. Let's look on the bright side of life. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4751 Drink up. Lookin' a little dry, pal. For tomorrow we shall what? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4752 Thirsty? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4753 Think you’ve lived friend, then try this amazing beer. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4754 PBR? I definitely shouldn't have swiped right... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4755 Is it Happy Hour? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4756 Thanks, but Last Call was two hours ago. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4757 It's looking grim out there, buddy. Have a cold one. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4758 This will take the grim off your face. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4759 Trust me, you may want to kill them both yourself. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4760 Thanks Frank, but that's not what I meant when I said, "I love booze too." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4761 Thanks for the toast--that's touching. Hey, speaking of touching... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4762 Guess what's on tap for you next, friend. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4763 Cheer up. How bad can it be? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4764 How about you buy the first round and I'll buy the next one if you can hang around that long? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4765 I found you a business partner. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4766 Double or nothing? Yeah, I'll take that bet. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4767 Hey Bro, it's on me. Take the edge off..." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4768 Donnie, my boy! Have one on me! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4769 Didn't you used to work in the White House? Have a beer. It'll make you feel great again. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4770 Not working late, I hope? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4771 Pale Ale or nothing, Mr. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4772 Let's take a drive 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4773 Weissbier? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4774 No thanks, I only drink Dark Souls on the rocks. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4775 Suck it up Buttercup! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4776 No thanks, I'm dry. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4777 One more, what's your hurry? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4778 Yeah you can have it - it was for my buddy Keith Richards but he hasn't shown up - again! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4779 Drink up, friend. The tax man said this round's on him. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4780 Cheers? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4781 You guys have a union? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4782 Have one one me, before I have to go. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4783 Drinks are on me. I hope your poison is the same as mine! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4784 “Say, aren’t you that guy from Saturday Night Live? Love that Alec fella”. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4785 Sammy tried charging $800 for the other beer and succeeded in cheating death. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4786 One for the road to hell? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4787 Thanks buddy, you'll be the death of me if you keep buying me drinks. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4788 It's your lucky day - I'm feeling generous! I wish I could say the same... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4789 Cheers to the wedding vow technicality. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4790 Here, have a beer, while we both forget about this life-death situation. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4791 Help me drown my sorrows, buddy! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4792 But, it's light beer! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4793 I spent the rest on women and movies, senator. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4794 C'mon, it's good for the heart. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4795 I owed David Bowie money, so this one's on me. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4796 I do not drink on duty, so all rounds are on me tonight. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4797 Hear those bells tolling? It must be noon!!! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4798 Hey, it's on me. I just got a tax cut. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4799 The specialty of this bar is a "Grim Reaper." You drink two and they'll be your last. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4800 Don't drink on the job. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4801 No thanks, just make it a double...I never drink on the job. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4802 I'd kill for a beer! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4803 Thanks for the beer, fellas. I don't meet many identical twins that still dress alike. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4804 He didn't mean to give you the cold shoulder. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4805 And One For The Road 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4806 Here's to releasing me of those Vows. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4807 Thanks but I don’t have the stomach for it any more. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4808 Thanks but I'm still grim at happy hour. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4809 -To life. -Speak for yourself. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4810 So I said to her,"Can I ever do anything right?' 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4811 No thanks, I'm working. I'm an Uber driver, on break. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4812 Thanks, but the carbs would kill me. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4813 Do you think it could be me? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4814 I had a good week. Just paying it forward. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4815 L'chaim? Really? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4816 Hey thanks. What do I owe you? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4817 One for the road, right? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4818 Never touch the stuff - could be bad for me..... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4819 Come on dude, live it up...oh sorry ..you know, drink up...whatever 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4820 No. It's a character defect. I've never been able to stop at one. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4821 Thanks, but I don't drink on the job. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4822 Is it lite beer 'cause I'm sorta watching my carbs these days?! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4823 You don't look so good, did you have had a hard day? come have a seat, I have a beer for you. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4824 Really? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4825 Well, drink it first before you thank me. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4826 I can't drink one of those without a mop. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4827 Stop singing "Closing Time" and join me. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4828 Hey bud, take one for the road. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4829 They were out of your usual Jack Deathknell. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4830 Too proud--what, to drink with you? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4831 Drink up. This is the last time I order two. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4832 Have a pint and don’t look so morbid! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4833 Well, I see that you have good intentions. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4834 Hey bud, please tell me you're here just visiting the States... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4835 C'mon it won't kill ya to try one 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4836 It’s a deal, pal. You pay for these, and I’ll drop you off in Samara. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4837 Thanks, but I don't drink beer. Too many empty carbs. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4838 How about giving me a lift home, or would you like another beer first? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4839 Have a beer, you've gotta few minutes to kill 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4840 Cum'on you owe me one more round ! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4841 Sorry pal, as your designated driver I can't. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4842 KILLians?!? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4843 Now what were you saying . . . sumpthin . . sumpthin . . taxes? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4844 Hey pal, this one's on me. You look like death-warmed-over. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4845 oh..., not to worry, I'm just feeling generous after the recognition I received for this costume. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4846 No, thanks. I never drink on the job. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4847 I've always said, 'When I meet my grim reaper, I'll share a pint with him first'. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4848 Hey buddy. Here's to the TSA agent who let you through the pre-check line. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4849 Here ya go pal, let's drink to a long and healthy life! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4850 No, you have it. I’m in a rush. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4851 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4852 Relax man. Have a beer on me. It won't kill ya. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4853 lets talk about your candidacy. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4854 In whatever time we have left, "Would you share a toast with me"? Bon Voyage, mate! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4855 Now you’re just grasping at straws, Carl. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4856 ...And to your health as well, stranger! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4857 My friend, A beer a day keeps the Grim Reaper away. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4858 Come here orphan? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4859 If one is not enough, and two is too many, you're in the right place. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4860 Do we accept cold cash? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4861 This guy's really asking for it tonight. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4862 Thanks, but no: how be you do two more for the road. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4863 Chug you for it. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4864 Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4865 One for the road to hell? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4866 No thanks. I've already downed one too many. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4867 To life, to life , l'chiam 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4868 Sorry, I don't date customers. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4869 Doesn't buying you a beer give me additional time? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4870 No thank you I belonged to GRADD, Grim Reapers Against Drunk Driving. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4871 Here's to your business picking up once they've repealed Obamacare. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4872 Jeff thought “Death will be the drinking buddy of you” was just one of his father’s many spoonerisms. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4873 Here's to life – no complaints, dude! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4874 Drink up, buddy. You look like death. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4875 Com on one drink won't kill ya. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4876 One more round, then we can go. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4877 No thanks, your friend says you can have his. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4878 Thanks, but I don't drink when I'm working. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4879 Wanna bier? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4880 Hey buddy. Here's another one for you to kill. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4881 and their bar nut mix is to die for 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4882 Thanks, pal. You know, this is just my day job. My real passion is Irish step dancing. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4883 What and ruin my reputation? I've got to stay grim. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4884 Believe me, it won't kill you to have one more for the road 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4885 Will it hurt less if I drink it faster? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4886 I thought you would never come. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4887 Here you go pal, this outta cheer you up! 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4888 You know Clint, maybe things aren’t so grim after all. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4889 Here, take one of mine. The service here is slower than death. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4890 Can I buy you a Blood-Lite, pal? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4891 Choke on it. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4892 Do you push IPA's this aggressively to everyone? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4893 Offering the beer didn't help. He should've called a cab. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4894 Remember me? I used to be your girlfriend. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4895 It won't kill ya 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4896 If you can't eat or be merry, at least have one on me. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4897 Go ahead, take it. It's not like it's going to kill you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4898 Our nation needs leaders like you. Always standing behind the people. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4899 Are you planning to drive drunk or to drink yourself to death? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4900 C' mon......join me..........it's HAPPY HOUR.......1/2 price beers! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4901 Thanks, but I suggest you drink both. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4902 Thanks, man! ... I don't know if I would've ever landed this sitcom if I hadn't made my bones back in the day on "Death Comedy Jam." 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4903 'You only go 'round once in life.' I'll drink to that. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4904 Sorry fella, last call. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4905 Sure, slide me a beer, I'll toast to repeal of the death tax 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4906 With my thanks to you for not having to pay taxes! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4907 I don't care what my doctor says, free beer is free beer! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4908 Well, I guess this is last drinks 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4909 No thanks. just waiting for you to come with me to my place. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4910 I think Happy Hour just ended. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4911 You know, I've been surprised by how eagerly the American middle class has embraced me over the past year or so. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4912 I hate to drink alone. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4913 As the lyric goes ... maybe next year. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4914 Hey, do you come here often? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4915 I’d drink it, but I don’t have the guts. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4916 Here, knock one back while it's still got a full frothy head on it. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4917 Thanks Skeleton Man! I owe you my life! 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4918 Thanks, but I have to drive your hearse. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4919 We don't have to walk. We can take a cab." 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4920 No, thanks. I've come "a round" for you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4921 Buddy, "This bud's for you! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4922 One sip of this will bring you back to life. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4923 Pass me the beer, I will let you live five more minutes! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4924 Have a beer while I cancel my Uber. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4925 One for the road? Please? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4926 Duty before pleasure, my son. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4927 I’m afraid I can’t join you for a beer, I’m gluten intolerant. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4928 Will this fine craft beer help my chances? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4929 Thanks, but I don’t like to drink and reap. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4930 Chug them both. I guarantee you won't have a hangover. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4931 C'mon, hurry up ... closing time is in five minutes. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4932 I bought it. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4933 Thanks, but unfortunately this is a work visit. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4934 You're late. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4935 Hi there, Mr. Bannon. Have a beer! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4936 Having a short beer break from rehearsals for "The Seventh Seal - the musical"? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4937 You want me... to come to you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4938 No, no, share a B-I-E-R! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4939 No thanks, I'm already way too drunk on power. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4940 Thanks, but I never drink on duty. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4941 Come on, it’s not going to kill you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4942 Sure, I'll take the beer, but you are confusing me with my colleague, Father Time. And, as it turns out, this is not really a 'Happy New Year' situation for you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4943 Thanks-I never drink when I'm still on scything duty, but I'll take care of both of them in a minute. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4944 This one's on me; that new AI ruined chess for me as well. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4945 Let me get this straight, you want to toast to what? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4946 It's "death warmed over" beer 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4947 Aw, don’t be such a Grim Weeper!! Come join me, buddy!!! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4948 L'CHAIM MON AMI!! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4949 No I prefer whiskey. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4950 Not while I'm working; it could cloud your judgement. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4951 I’d offer you a beer, but I’d only have to mop it up! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4952 Hey, have one. It'll help while we wait for those taxes. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4953 I'm a big fan your work on the Cretaceous-tertiary. Can you spill anything about the upcoming sequel? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4954 Nice scythe. Wanna swap? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4955 Well it’s great to see you too, Jake. Most guys don’t remember their mohels. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4956 Choose your poison. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4957 No thanks, it goes right through me. But eat, drink, and be merry ..., Frank. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4958 Take me and I’ll give you this. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4959 Bottoms up Pal. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4960 Here lighten up, don't be such a "grim" reaper. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4961 Just let me finish this last one and I’ll join you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4962 "That's not what I came here for". 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4963 I guess this really is one for the road 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4964 No thanks, I'm stalking. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4965 Night me bosom Bight me Bozo 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4966 Here's to you Hillary! And we all hope and pray Chelsea runs in Arkansas against Cotton. Tell her to go for it. Its a shoe in. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4967 No thanks. I've had my last ever two beers before. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4968 A beer for your thoughts 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4969 One for the robe, on me. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4970 No thanks. Without a tongue, taste buds, or a digestive tract, my desire for beer has just been dead lately. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4971 Hey how about a goddamn beer ya skeleton-ass piece of shit 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4972 So you got thrown out of the house too? That's what happens when you don't make friends with the boss's kids. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4973 "Ever consider the reason I'm here is BECAUSE of how awful you sound when you sing 'Make it one for my baby and one more for the road'?" the song again 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4974 Look mate this is not a social visit and we are not take the stairway to heaven. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4975 Last drinks 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4976 Do you honestly believe he actually intends to stay on after the holidays? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4977 C'mon it's a lite beer ... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4978 Oh what the hell, have another. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4979 You look like you could really down a cold one. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4980 Here’s to you Jack, my father always spoke so highly of you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4981 Thanks, but I don't hold that stuff very well. Where's the bartender? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4982 Cheers to the state of the country! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4983 On me buddy! To making it through the holidays! Bah humbug! Am I right? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4984 Hey thanks, but beer's like coffee. Goes right through me. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4985 Thanks, it's been a long week. Wait a minute! What's your name again? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4986 You’re killing it...have one on me! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4987 No thanks. That stuff runs right through me. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4988 Thanks, but I never drink and scythe. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4989 Cheers to a better outcome! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4990 L'ch... ch... ch..... ch....... ch......... ch..................... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4991 Here, have a beer on me and the success of our new President! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4992 Have time for a 'final final'? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4993 I'll take you up on that. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4994 Thanks for the deal on the beer, but I've been more-or-less dead for twenty years now. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4995 For DEC.4th edition. "No worries. Just turn up the heat and he won't be a bother much longer." 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4996 Sorry, twelve beers is my limit. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4997 Here this will erase all the good memories. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4998 Don't expect that with a few beers I'll lose my edge? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4999 I really don't care what you think about my drinking habits. And for the record, I think you're ugly. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5000 Nah -- you don't want to see me with a hangover. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5001 What have you got to lose? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5002 Sorrows? That's seriously biting the hand that feeds me... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5003 Frosty has helped double our sweater sales 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5004 Oh I couldn't. The boss tracks me via GPS. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5005 Raise a glass to freedom. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5006 My uncle drank himself to death. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5007 One for my baby, and one more for the road? You must be kidding. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5008 No, really. Take it. My tax attorney must be running late. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5009 You look like someone whom alcohol will just pass through; no risk of a Haunting-Under-Influence ticket 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5010 Rough night? You look like you could use a break. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5011 And what exactly is it about him that makes you think he is just seasonal help. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5012 (Please please please consider this for last week's contest ???) "They're saying this year Olaf is the new black" 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5013 OK, but after this beer, Mr. Hoffman, you're coming with me! 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5014 Hey buddy, why not take a load off and wet your gristle. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5015 Got a minute? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5016 Aint life grand? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5017 “Ah, Buddy, why the grim face? Have a drink with me, and your troubles will simply reap away. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5018 You don't look half bad through beer goggles. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5019 Hair of the God? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5020 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, why pick this one? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5021 Here’s to you hon. I said I’d be home by 10. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5022 I'll buy you a drink if you promise not to get any closer. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5023 I really like double send-offs. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5024 Join the club. I also didn't meet quota. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5025 Oh Sorry. I thought you said "I am death, beer me." 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5026 One more for the road? What the hell. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5027 Father Time tells customer his ride is here. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5028 Hey buddy! Now you're the ONLY thing that's certain. Here's to you! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5029 You go ahead. I'm waiting for later. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5030 Here, looks like you've had a grim day...it won't kill you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5031 That stuff will kill you and I'm already dead, so what's the point? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5032 Don’t you know the expression drink and be merry for tomorrow we die? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5033 Let's have one for the road. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5034 Whadya say, one for the road? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5035 Here's to ya! Looks like you just came from the Giants game. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5036 Okay. Okay. Let's first have one for my baby and one more for the road. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5037 Kind of you but I'm taking you and both beers. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5038 Nope, no holiday for me either. But you could take a beer. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5039 Better not. Last time I got a little tipsy, I started the Spanish Flu epidemic. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5040 To the bitter dregs? Yes, I'll drink to that. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5041 Would you like to order us a couple of chasers before you cut to the chase? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5042 You are trying my patience. You did hear me when I said, last call, didn't you? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5043 This one's on me, Father Time. I can see this year did a number on you. So long, 2017! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5044 Work is a killer. Drinks are on me. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5045 Hair of the God? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5046 No thanks-last week I was stopped for drinking and scything. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5047 Cheer up. It will not kill you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5048 Steve! You're back! You look like you could use a drink, man! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5049 dilly dilly 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5050 Hey, at least they’re not trying to take away your guns. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5051 Too late, I've been pickled for years 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5052 Hey barkeep, give me a beer and mop. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5053 Mankind has always negotiated on the principle of morality. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5054 "One more for the ditch" That's a new one on me. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5055 Have a beer, then try to find someone else! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5056 Looks like you had a rough day, so I toast you L'chaim! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5057 Have a beer on me and we can negotiate why you are here. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5058 Just let me finish these then we can ge tout of here. Nice hat, by the way. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5059 ok! get the dice...... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5060 Brewski, Grimmi? 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
5061 Don’t worry about your job, it happened so long ago, nobody will believe her 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5062 Is it lo carb. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5063 "Here, this will life the spirit!' 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5064 Your name's Grim? Wow! This one is on me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5065 Not trying to lead you astray... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5066 Hows about one more, for old times sake? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5067 Thanks, but no. It will just take away the sting. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5068 One for the road, Grim? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5069 Heard you planted the hops and the grain - hope this takes care of it. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5070 Here, have a beer with me and relieve the grimness of your day. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5071 Steve Bannon, you look like you need a cold one. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5072 Hell of a Happy Hour" or "Irish generosity" or "Drinking is social." or "Can't leave 'till I finish my drink." or "Here's mud in your eye! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5073 Like a cold one? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5074 You might as well have one, I don't leave until closing. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5075 Drink is on me, but please promise me you won't ghost me 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5076 C’mon! After a hard day in The White House, you deserve a cold one. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5077 I'm so stiff from yoga I can't reach for it. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5078 Hey, Bannon, don’t be so picky. Thought you could use a tall one. I’ll just pass this on to Sarah. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5079 No thanks. You drink up, I'll be doing the driving. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5080 Trick or treat. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5081 Heya Steve, This last one's on me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5082 Just promise me you'll let me see all of the indictments 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5083 If I change how you act, there won't be any excuse for me to come back for another beer and you'd still dress like that. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5084 Thanks, but I never drink on an empty stomach. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5085 Here's to Millers' time. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5086 If I drank on the job, they'd kill me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5087 My guardian angel had to cancel, wanna a drink? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5088 Man, after killing your wife in bed i need a drink. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5089 So this is what people mean when then they say drugs end in death... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5090 No thanks. It would just leak out all over the floor. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5091 Well ,at least I don't look like death warmed over. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5092 Don't fear the hangover. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5093 No thanks, I don't drink when I'm on the clock. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5094 You're just my type. Tall, dark, and skeletal. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5095 Let me do the same for you, as someone did for me when I retired from the bar: go hang your gown up, relax, and take a pew; the head on a quality Bavarian beer takes about 11 - 14 minutes to settle, anyway! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5096 My treat pal. You're here for the "Buzzard Breath Ale" on tap. Right? ... Right? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5097 One for the road indeed. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5098 Something tells me this one's not going to be able to take the heat. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5099 Here's to knowing when your days are numbered; or "don't let that catholic guilt of yours get in the way of enjoying my last happy hour" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5100 I really shouldn't. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5101 As Frankie would say, "It's One For My Being and One For the Road" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5102 Cheers! And thanks for reminding me of last call. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5103 Aw, c'mon. Take a cup of kindness, yet... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5104 No I can't, I have that breakfast meeting with Hitler in the morning. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5105 Tastes Great! Less Killing! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5106 I'll share. You just missed last call. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5107 You should slide it over instead 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5108 No thanks, I don't hold my beer very well 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5109 Slide it down. My business is booming and it's Miller Time. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5110 It won't take a microsecond and you'll feel this right down to your toes. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5111 I ain't scared, during happy hour I get to die twice. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5112 Hey there buddy, welcome to Bar SAMARRA 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5113 Oh, Is that an IPA? Man that goes right through me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5114 You know, I was surprised to see you yesterday at the Cafe Baghdad, 'cause I knew we had an appointment here at the Samarra today. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5115 No thanks. I'm just here to help take you out. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5116 Barkeep, may as well go down fighting. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5117 Don't worry, it's been a tough year for all of us. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5118 Don't be so grim, we have time for one last Guiness. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5119 I don't drink while I'm on the clock but I'll take them both in a minute. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5120 No thanks. My mother-in-law is the goddess of wheat. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5121 No thanks. I'm satisfied with my cable tv provider. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5122 Is your 'Pluto Special' strong enough to delete the past? I need to move into the present! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5123 I would, but I'm on-call tonight. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5124 Ye who sits there with thy scythe, why so grim, when I am so blithe? don't sit there and just leer, come over here and have a beer! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5125 Welcome my friend, I voted for sanctuary-city! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5126 Let's just say that this one's on my late mother-in-law. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5127 Gilly, gilly to you Mr. G. Reaper: this pint should cool you down and dampen your warming trend! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5128 Is one one for my baby and one more for the road? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5129 Thanks for the beer, mate, but I'll need a mop to go along with that. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5130 Hey, pal! Eat, drink, and be merry! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5131 Take off that silly costume and have a beer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5132 Hey Grim, check your scythe and throw back a few. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5133 One for my baby. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5134 Have one of mine. I've been drinking like there's no tomorrow. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5135 You're looking kinda grim fella; looks like you could use one of these. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5136 Here's to y’all not knowing a single one of those teenage girls! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5137 Thank you good sir, one more for the road. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5138 Here, I... I get the feeling you’re kinda parched... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5139 You must be thirsty! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5140 The freshness on this has expired. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5141 It's on me. There's no way you can do nothing about this. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5142 Here's to life? How many have you had? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5143 Hey, thanks! I am feeling mighty dehydrated. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5144 Thank goodness IPAs have jumped the shark... my barley reaping start up is finally taking off 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5145 This will ease your death wish. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5146 Thanks for the thought, but I'm counting to five. Five, four, three... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5147 Whoever said craft beer is dead? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5148 Here, I heard your ratings were at their lowest ever. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5149 Hey! It's on me, a quick one before you have to go. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5150 So what’ll it be — are you gonna join me for another round or just leave me in limbo over here? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5151 So much beer, so little time 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5152 No, I just have kind of skull. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5153 Come and have this one. I do remember those cases of beer you used to drink! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5154 CHEERS - TO THE LAST DROP! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5155 How about we trade? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5156 Holy Mackeral ! You forgot the anchovies! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5157 your mac,s a are delicious 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5158 Let's toast the NRA with a Colt 45! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5159 "No thanks, Pal. This outfit covers a skeleton. When I drink something, people think I'm peeing on the floor. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5160 No thanks. I’m the designated dier. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5161 From what I can see you're going to need a mop after drinking this. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5162 Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you . . . oh, never mind. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5163 Oh come on, a little High Life never hurt anyone! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5164 hello i am the grim reaper oh is that a beer oh thank you what do you think of waiting for godot 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5165 Hey Death please join me in my final beer. Any flexibility on this death thing? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5166 One more before last call? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5167 Hey, welcome back! There's no one for you to take today cuz the bar's pretty much empty. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5168 Glad I made it in time for happy hour. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5169 This is for the one with guy that has a knife in his back “No officer, he did not smile in my face.” 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5170 Is it imported? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5171 "Did you get fired, too, for sexual misconduct? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5172 Thanks, but no thanks. Drinks just seem to go right through me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5173 Thank you; I have dry mouth syndrome 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5174 Sure is hot out there! How's about one for the road? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5175 No, really, it's OK. You can leave your sickle and I'll get you an Uber. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5176 Cheers! You only die once! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5177 Hey, Buddy, have a beer and warm up. You look as cold as death! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5178 It’s not like you’re their designated driver... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5179 Man, I would kill for a cold beer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5180 I'd rather have both drinks spiking your blood, which probably needs it. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5181 I don’t care if you’re not in the mood right now. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5182 Cheers to you Devil! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5183 I'm sorry to tell you but, I don't drink while working. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5184 I love 2-fer Fridays. Come here often? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5185 I like doubling it up at last call. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5186 Thanks, pal! How long do I get ta drink 'em? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5187 SSCHAYY ! join me, I'm not ready yet. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5188 Hey, pal, Halloween ended six weeks ago. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5189 Hey Santa... losing weight for Christmas dinner? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5190 I'd invite you, but you're reformed. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5191 So you’re telling me you did not come for Death, but you did come for beer? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5192 Have a beer! Are you guys on the clock or do piece-work? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5193 This ones on the house; you look like you have had a harder day than me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5194 No thanks. That stuff is a dead end. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5195 Times are still grim, I get it. But isn't it time to get out of your Halloween costume Dad? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5196 No thanks, I prefer souls. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5197 Let’s toast to your low HbA1c. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5198 You drink it. It's pretty dry where you're going. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5199 Ordered you a beer & a mop for last call. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5200 TGIF - This week’s been a killer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5201 You sure? 2018's around the corner. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5202 Hey pal. Let me tell you all about my ex wife. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5203 Cheer up, buddy, Armageddon was delayed, it wasn't cancelled. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5204 Sorry, I only drink Dark beer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5205 No thanks...I'm here to slay you...because you're not drinking a craft micro-beer 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5206 Hey, you can make a good friend. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5207 Yes, I also enjoy a good two-for-one special. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5208 Here's to ya, Steve. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5209 Before you say anything, I'd like to propose a toast! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5210 Ethics prohibit me from accepanyrhing of value from an individual I am about to off. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5211 No, I insist! Today would've been our anniversary. I played golf. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5212 Join me! I'm drinking myself to death! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5213 Wanna join me for a last drink before it's time to go? I'm buying.. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5214 Dang, you look like death. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5215 Why not? But you do understand I won't be buying you one in return! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5216 Oh, don't worry about the calories. The beer will go right through you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5217 Like I always say, "One more. no more!". 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5218 Just two more for the road 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5219 Have a bier 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5220 Lighten up, pal. One drink's not going to kill you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5221 I was kind of expecting you...want a beer?...it's on me... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5222 This last one's from you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5223 Well, wha'do ya know? Y2K finally got here! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5224 'Here! You'll never taste anything as good as this where you come from'. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5225 You're right on time, buddy, for The Drinking Bout of Death. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5226 C’mon one more for the helluva it! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5227 Nice of you to offer, but I didn't say I'm the Brim Reaper. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5228 Thanks for the backup. I don't know how I can repay you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5229 And I said, "You can't kick me off the death panel, I quit!" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5230 This is place where everybody knows your name, except me! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5231 No thanks, I'm on a 'no carbs' diet. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5232 Here, take this one. My doctor says too much will kill me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5233 Cool it bro'; you look kinda dry. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5234 Thanks, but I've been taking them down all day. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5235 Here's to your health stranger 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5236 No thanks. I'm still making amends from the last time . . . lots and lots of amends. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5237 You look kinda 'warmed over'. This should cool you off. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5238 Some game, huh? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5239 care to join me for last call? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5240 C'mon, live a little, pal! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5241 Have one of mine; it won’t kill ya. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5242 No beer for me, thanks. I'm on the clock. But you enjoy them. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5243 Is it gluten free? Doctor's orders. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5244 It looks like you could use a drink... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5245 Thanks, I do very much enjoy an occasional break from the narcotics ratrace. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5246 Aw c’mon! I only die once! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5247 This beer is yours if you can take #Fake News away. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5248 ...and one more for the road. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5249 Join me. No you join me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5250 Thanks. But I'm no 'kid.' And I'm still looking at _you_. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5251 You better wait for Sponge You better wait for Sponge Bob. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5252 Great costume, sir! I am going as a bum! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5253 Hey, it's the guy from Saturday Night Live! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5254 Have a beer, my friend. He tweeted that after taxes, you're next! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5255 Thanks, no. I’m stalking. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5256 Oh, I just stopped to help "Make America Great Again." And you? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5257 Rough day, huh? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5258 Don't worry, all the bartenders will be back in 2021. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5259 Beer goes with everything, so slide mine over. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5260 To my credit, it is 8:00 in the morning. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5261 This one’s for the after life. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5262 I love a bar where everybody knows your name. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5263 Here, have one of these. If I drink them both, my wife will kill me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5264 That drink is on me. It's called "The Kiss of Death." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5265 Here's to you, pal...warmed over. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5266 Hey, comeon havin’ one beer won’t kill ya 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5267 What? Are you trying to kill me or something? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5268 No thanks, there is no mop here. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5269 No, thanks. My IBS, gas and bloating are flaring up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5270 The slower you drink it, the less filling it is. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5271 Thanks, but I can’t slive and drive. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5272 Take a load off, bud. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5273 Want this extra beer? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5274 My shout. Take your time. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5275 This is my last one...happy hour is over. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5276 How's about one more for last call? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5277 I guess one can’t hurt. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5278 Not bad. A priest, a rabbi and a minister. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5279 Try one, it's guilten free. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5280 "Would it kill you to slide it over here? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5281 Grim Reaper sucking on a lager Saves unsuspecting from the slaughter 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5282 I'm very light-bodied myself. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5283 Have a drink before you leave. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5284 Second step; it's on me! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5285 You wanna bury the hatchet? This beer will do the trick less painfully. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5286 Heady Topper? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5287 Ever heard the phrase 'John Barleycorn must die'? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5288 Thanks, but I'm more of a bier person. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5289 chills 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5290 I really shouldn’t. I’m on wheels tonight. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5291 sit down and rest a spell, it's still happy hour 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5292 The closing time bell tolls for thee. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5293 Here's to better tomorrows! And, by the way, you ever considered relaxing and taking Life a little easier, Grim? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5294 Take a long break; it's on me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5295 I'm not falling for that "How many bears on the wall" routine 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5296 One last one for the road 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5297 ''Dude, pull up a chair, put the scythe down but please don't sexually harass me" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5298 I shouldn't, I'm your designated driver. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5299 Two beers a day keeps the doctor away. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5300 Sorry, Buddy. I can't drive beer because it goes right through me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5301 Weeeell... Okay, one drink won't hurt me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5302 Drink and be merry! Can we please leave off the last part? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5303 No, I'm not looking for a Mr. Brewski. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5304 At least you don't have to worry about the Surgeon General's warning. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5305 Here, have a beer, it'll cheer you up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5306 You baby boomers are always expecting me and frankly it's freaking me out. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5307 Oh, what are you griping about? I'm still on this end of the bar. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5308 Working hard during the holidays? This drink will cheer you up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5309 You look parched. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5310 No thanks. I'm on duty and be caught on a DDUI (death deciding under the influence) charge. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5311 Okay, how about a game of chess? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5312 Maybe if I buy him a drink he’ll take me with him. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5313 So (burp) you cry alot? Oh, I'm sorry--I thought you said you were the Grim Weeper 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5314 here, you need this if your going to the White House! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5315 Bar Humbug! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5316 Thanks, but I'd rather a Jonestown Punch. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5317 Thanks, but I'm tonight's designated scyther. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5318 No, thanks, but bet i can skim off the head. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5319 One for the road? Please? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5320 Sorry, but I can only tell time by the number of beers I have consumed. I think it's about two? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5321 No thanks, I've been sober 20 years 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5322 Sreehc! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5323 For a temp he does a good job of pushing the winter line. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5324 Two for the road, huh? That always works for me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5325 Thanks for the beer. This changes nothing you realize. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5326 I wish we had time for that, but I'm working. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5327 How did you know I came from a dry county? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5328 Let's drink to Death! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5329 You here for the nuclear showdown also? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5330 The Last Round...Up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5331 Of course he's always happy--he's a typical guy that keeps the thermostat below freezing. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5332 Here, you'll need the energy with the tax bill passing. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5333 No, no, you've got plenty of time to max out your bar tab before we have to go. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5334 It makes for strong bones. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5335 Mister D, sit and have a drink with me. I got kicked by a Moscow Mule and paid under the table. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5336 No, [em]you[/em] have a [em]bier[/em]. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5337 Is the first step ‘admit you have a problem’ or ‘denial’? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5338 This should help your parched throat. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5339 You're on my watch. They call me the "Grim Peeper." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5340 No thanks. I prefer something much less cheerful. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5341 Next? Democracy. A New Yorker is trying to help me but keeps misfiring into his foot. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5342 Might as well join me, eh? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5343 Just take it — I’m not here to judge you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5344 Holiday overtime like the rest of us? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5345 Thanks, but just because HR won't let me touch people anymore doesn't mean I'm gonna start drinking on the job. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5346 Twins 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5347 Yeah, you're right, blood-alcohol levels be damned! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5348 Can I extend this offer to you - a free beer every time you see me? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5349 Thanks, but, why don't you drink it instead? Then I can get home sooner. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5350 Bartender, can I return this one? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5351 No thanks. That's your one-too-many! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5352 It's a black lager, you'll like it. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5353 We've had too much tequila, I'm seeing the Grim Reaper and you're seeing Lady Guadalupe, I switched us over to beer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5354 Thanks for giving me the extra seven to ten business days. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5355 brew for you too 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5356 SNL isn't the only gig out there... Here have a beer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5357 You know the joke, The Devil walks into a bar...? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5358 Glad you could finally join me! You keep working so hard and that job will be the death of you! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5359 Ahhh, just have one. It won't kill ya. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5360 No, thanks, I'm ordering a Corpse Reviver. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5361 Bier's looking at you, too! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5362 His approval rating are worse than mine! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5363 No thanks, I only drink Bloody Mary's. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5364 Thanks, but beer runs right thru me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5365 Cheers! Welcome to Samarra. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5366 It’s called ‘happy hour.’ 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5367 Take one and you feel so dark 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5368 Mickey Gilley was wrong but have a beer anyway! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5369 Thanks, but I can't stomach that stuff 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5370 The bartender said you'd be the death of me, might as well have a cold one while we wallow in the misery ! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5371 Thank you for cutting corporate taxes 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5372 Reap one on me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5373 Here. Have one. It's not gonna hurt you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5374 America is young. Other countries have had their Mad King Ludwigs. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5375 Certainly 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5376 Why, thanks - I'd kill for a beer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5377 No thanks, friend. When I drink, it just goes straight through me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5378 No thanks, I'm giving up beer for Lent. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5379 If I had a nickle for every heart I’ve broken. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5380 How about a cold one before we split? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5381 Will you need a mop with that? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5382 Now, just hold on here. This is my penultimate "last call", and then I guess it'll be my REAL "last call". 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5383 Did John really just say he does Bikram? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5384 I know, man....the chief strategist role looked a lot easier from the outside. Here, beer's on me. It's Miller time. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5385 Don't mind Jack. He's used to the frosty reception. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5386 “ So what do you think about the new guy? Do you think he’ll last? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5387 I'm Joe, the gravedigger. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5388 Frosty hasn’t said a word since Burl passed. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5389 I guess a cold one won't kill me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5390 Okay fine: just for this hour I'll be The Happy Reaper. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5391 No thank you. With the Tax Cut Bill passing, I need to stay sober with the increase in business. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5392 Here, this'll help. You look flushed. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5393 Drink up! You'll be cutting more than taxes over there. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5394 Awake from your barley and meet your Reaper. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5395 Thanks for the beer! Now, what did you want to talk to me about? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5396 No Thanks; I'm driving. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5397 One and on your road, ok? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5398 Let's give your thing a try 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5399 It's a Creamted Ale 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5400 They told me at the AA Meeting that I should strangle you and stuff you in a toilet. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5401 It is hard to be a god. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5402 I gave you 3 extra years and you're offering me lite beer? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5403 No thanks, they go right through me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5404 I am going to offer you a drink but I expect you to deny it because I don't want to waste a fine liqueur. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5405 That new seasonal hire is so flaky, she doesn’t have a nose for sales, and her smile is totally fake. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5406 Sorry but I can’t go with you.My DMV appointment is in an hour. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5407 Oh sure, what the heck? I'm tired of wrestling with my conscience. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5408 This one's on me. It's unfair that SNL portrays you as Steve Bannon. No one deserves that. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5409 If 2016 isn't going to drive you to drink, I don't know what will 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5410 Thanks for the advice, Mr. Reaper, I think I will go home to my wife and confess to the affair. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5411 Put that down and pick this up! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5412 I'm drinking champagne. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5413 May you take a liking to me...but not too soon. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5414 Hello, my friend. Boy, are you emaciated. Here is a beer to fatten you up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5415 Oh, no thanks. Vodka makes me breakout. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5416 Have a beer…I’m sure they’re exaggerating the potential benefits of gene therapy. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5417 No thanks, I don’t handle alcohol well... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5418 Thanks, but I'd prefer a zombie. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5419 It won't kill you to have another. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5420 Actually, I want you to have both 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5421 No, thanks. I prefer opiates. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5422 I think the last time I drank poison was in Russia. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5423 Last call and drink up to you, too, pal. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5424 'If you drink both I will be euphoric earlier' 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5425 40,000 every day.” “Redefine happiness. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5426 Ok, but I'm only having one. Any more and I really come alive. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5427 Com’on Buddy, Don’t be so Proud. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5428 It's die one, get one free! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5429 Thanks. I didn't hear last call. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5430 Have a drink on me, you're about to be real busy in Israel. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5431 Thanks. Beer goes right through me but I’ll be happy to kill it. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5432 I'm afraid it's mud in your eye. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5433 I guess this really is “last call”! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5434 No thanks man, I'm getting my, "Eternity Sober" pin next week. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5435 You look like you could use a drink! Here's a mug of "Grim Reaper"on the house for you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5436 TGIF, hey buddy? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5437 Cheers! To the future! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5438 Have one on me - they accused me of reap, too. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5439 Trust me. It'll raise your spirits. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5440 Come on drink up. You Trumpites just don't get it. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5441 You look depressed. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5442 How 'bout one for the River Styx? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5443 How about one more before we go i 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5444 Another Cancer breakthrough? Cheer up ole' boy! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5445 You look a little dry. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5446 Drink up buddy ---you'll be on the fake news tonight. Cheers! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5447 You're looking a little pale friend. This one's on me! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5448 Don't be so grim. Have a beer on me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5449 If you’re looking for Charlie, he is at Le Cirque 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5450 Well, okay. I'll have a drink--but only to find out if your life is really better than mine. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5451 Sorry, cannot drink while on the job ... maybe next time ... ooops, like there will be one ... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5452 Your last bier’s on me 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5453 You look like you could use some cheering up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5454 Come on, babe. Let's spend some time together ! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5455 It still has the head 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5456 Have a drink while I attempt a filibuster! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5457 Relax, Death! This is for you! Drink it up! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5458 Have a beer on me. You look pretty grim for a drone. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5459 You can't wait for this year to end either? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5460 I prefer a McDonalds "Big Mac and Fries" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5461 I know, so bad, even you need this! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5462 Thanks, but it's not a craft beer so it's time for us to go. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5463 It’s a lite beer just in case you’re still counting calories. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5464 This is my first hops to reaper bar too 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5465 Sheathe your scythe and doff your hood. Two more pints will do us well... And could keep me from going to hell! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5466 T'S QUARTER TO THREE THERE'S NO ONE IN THE PLACE EXCEPT YOU AND ME... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5467 Yes my name is Jeremy Miller, but what do you mean it's my "Time". 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5468 Apparently, the Grim Reaper is busy preparing for the for the real devastation to begin - he's betting on North Korean missile strikes. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5469 I'll tell YOU when I've had enough! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5470 Yeah, all that groping caught up with me, too. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5471 Thanks - I wish I could, but I've got Fatal Alcohol Syndrome, so I'll have to pass. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5472 'Go on, you could be the Merry Reaper!' 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5473 Wanna blow this joint? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5474 No thanks, I'm killing the designated driver tonight. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5475 Pete bought his first ... and last round when he noticed the other patrons. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5476 Scythe must be last call 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5477 JOIN ME FOR A DRINK? YOU LOOK A LITTLE PEAKED. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5478 No thanks, I'm just waiting for Trump to be impeached. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5479 If I drank that, I'd need a mop 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5480 Here’s to you not knowing a single one of those teenage girls! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5481 To the Klan!" "Thanks, but I don't drink at work. I'd love to come to your next rally though! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5482 Here you are! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5483 Grocery list? I'll look for it. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5484 Here you go buddy, if you can't get a day off at least you can have a cold one 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5485 Honestly, the ultimate price seems like a steal for this IPA. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5486 You put a head on... I take one off. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5487 This is where they filmed The Deuce. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5488 BEER OR DEATH?? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5489 I would, but beer runs right through me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5490 "Do you want a drink?" ;) 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5491 welcome, have a beer,lets call on a politician I know 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5492 Let me finish up and you can have me. In the meantime, have one on me to see what feeling good means. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5493 And one for the gipper... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5494 Look at my beer Mr. Skeletong 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5495 Nah, none for me, thanks. That stuff just goes right through me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5496 It's a micro brew, not mass produced. It will warm you up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5497 Sorry, I didn't know you are a friend of Bill W. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5498 Here's one for the road. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5499 Last call pal have one of mine 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5500 I never took the alcohol danger labels seriously before today. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5501 At least your beer still has a head on it. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5502 Don't worry, I'm just cirrhosis. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5503 Got time for a pick=me=up? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5504 Are you asking me out? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5505 Oh perfect! Now you can give this one to Fred! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5506 Pleeeeeeeeezzzzeeeeee don't take me until we have at least had a chance to quaff our brewskies! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5507 You smooth talker. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5508 Great job with McAdoo and Gerardi. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5509 Too late the crowd just left for a vote up on Congress. You could have helped if you got here sooner. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5510 I haven’t got the stomach to down these, either. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5511 Thanks for the drink - I'm on my way to D.C. and need sustenance for all the good work that I'll be undertaking. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5512 Welcome, I guess you’re here for the new blend..it’s called, “the plague! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5513 It's okay, you can 'beer' the reaper. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5514 Your place or mine? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5515 I'm not drunk enough yet. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5516 Go ahead and whet your sickle. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5517 You’re toast. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5518 The holiday didn't work so well. But nobody will mind if you pause for a cold, frosty one. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5519 No thanks, too many macabres. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5520 Ya want some more? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5521 No, man, this one's on me. I feel like today's my lucky day! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5522 Everyone needs to talk once in a while. Don't be afraid to open up with me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5523 Can you wait until Happy Hour ends? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5524 First one's free! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5525 It's on me. It could be your last. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5526 Thanks! I'm going to need this one for the road. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5527 I know... Halloween's over. Want a drink? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5528 Mind if I have an extra one while I can still afford it, sen... (hiccup!) senator? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5529 I've always said that I prefer having a leader who I can have a beer with! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5530 Ok, just one more before the chess game? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5531 Hey, stranger. You look dead on your feet. Maybe, this beer will give you a second life. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5532 Thanks, pal! Good thing this has a mop on the other end. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5533 I’ve got an IPA and an EPA here for you, but no luck on the DOA. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5534 Hey, Big D! Hard Day? Have one on me! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5535 Hold my beer and watch me disappear. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5536 I can drink as much as I want and still not get fat!" "Cheers to that! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5537 Thanks, can you grab a mop? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5538 Just two more for the road 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5539 It's buy one get one free and you're looking a little parched. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5540 Relax, have a drink, the bar says open till 2:00 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5541 Who's the lucky guy? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5542 My nagging wife says that if I keep this up, I will drink myself to death. So, Cheers! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5543 I like to vote for the candidate with whom I'd most like to have a beer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5544 Sorry honey, I still can't find the to do list. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5545 Thank you, but I only drink vodka and arsenic. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5546 Take it, really. Pretty sure I’ve already had one too many. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5547 Take this, and the hearse you rode in on. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5548 Sure, thanks. I could use a little Holiday cheer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5549 Hey, bub, you look like you could use a drink. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5550 Can I buy you a drink before we go? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5551 Death Takes A Happy Hour. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5552 Oh Thanks! Just don't tell the IRS that I accept bribes. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5553 The IBUs in this one will curl your nose hair! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5554 Have one for the procession? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5555 They found a cure for cancer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5556 Shore 'n the 'ours is bad -- butcha get plenty 'a oovertime! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5557 Nice costume, dude. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5558 Cheers to you! You look like a real lady killer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5559 Thanks, Pal. Do you always buy for people who order doubles? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5560 You look like you could use a full-bodied ale, with a nice head. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5561 Instead of me how about this zombie? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5562 How about a final toast to your closing time? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5563 I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't care for taxes. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5564 You’re kidding! I didn’t know Sears sells sickles. Thanks, and have one on me! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5565 1.Finish those two beers and lets get going 2. Nah, I'm good, I don't really drink before work. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5566 Just got back from my deployment in in Syria and I could really use a drink. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5567 You're trying to tell me the Dalai Lama has reincarnated into a cat? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5568 Drink this, then find a mop. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5569 Why not turn your scythe into a plowshare and come have a beer with me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5570 Here is a toast for 'Rocket Man'! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5571 To the tenacious will of the human spirit ! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5572 Before you have one on me, have one on me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5573 Not so fast. Let's have just one more for the road. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5574 Tastes great. Less filling. No, seriously... it's your call. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5575 You should have brought a mop. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5576 I'm a knife sharpener, need that scythe filed to a razor's edge? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5577 Mind if I get drunk with you? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5578 It's happy hour for you and happy hour for me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5579 Do you take requests? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5580 Come on! Don't worry! Paradise lost can be regained here. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5581 You must be the Grim Reaper of the rich and oowerful! This one's on me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5582 Thanks, but no. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5583 Cheer up, Mr Grimm. Come reap some of this! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5584 First round's on you! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5585 Nice costume pal. Wanna beer? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5586 Sorry, last call. No exceptions. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5587 Nice Costume 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5588 I'm glad the surgery went well. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5589 What happened to the bartender? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5590 Have time for a beer? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5591 Hey there Grim! I think I've have discovered the fountain of youth! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5592 Come on, one drink! What's your hurry? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5593 "Come on, beer spreads cheer, not fear." joyce c grimm, pittsburgh, PA 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5594 Here you go mate, one for the road. Now! Where did the bouncer and bartender go? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5595 Have mine, and keep your keys. Like the police, I have quotas too. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5596 I'm afraid your on your own... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5597 Okay, one more... but only if you promise not to call a cab. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5598 Hurry, the bartender said this would be his last call. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5599 It's a speed-date with Me Too. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5600 No thanks, I better not. For the life of you, I can't even remember why I came in here. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5601 Drink up working that hard would put you in a early grave. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5602 Have a cold one. Let's drink to life. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5603 Here. I want to buy my round before Famine and Pestilence get here. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5604 'Silent Night' ... ten minutes. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5605 I don't drink beer, but can I interest you in a nice burial plot? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5606 What do you think I have a mop at the end of this sychthe? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5607 I’ve had it with the “You’re Fake News” crap. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5608 Hey! Down the hatch! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5609 Well, if this is last call, then have one on me! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5610 Bad news. They are going to need a mop for you, too. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5611 Well OK...I guess we could negotiate some kind of deal. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5612 Want some paper towels with it? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5613 Too bad I forgot my beer comb. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5614 No thanks; I was really hoping you would have ordered some food. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5615 You know we're not supposed to dink, being Muslim 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5616 I'm the one for the road, not your baby. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5617 Now, you'll have to pardon me because I've been sitting here all day, but are you Conquest, Famine or War? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5618 I guess now that the bartender’s gone, I’ll get you your beer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5619 Excuse me while I level the heads. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5620 Thanks, but I gotta say, 'Pass.' 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5621 Swish the top off this one Reapie. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5622 No, I prefer Death in the Afternoon. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5623 If I drink that it goes straight to my feet. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5624 The late Herb Taylor was known for keeping company with strange...deadfellows 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5625 Thanks pal, but I think we have a few hours before last call. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5626 Well we might find something to fit him if we turn up the heat a bit (Dec. 4th edition cartoon contest) 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5627 Just moved here from Connecticut. Any idea of a nearby hot yoga studio? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5628 You're not looking well. Put down that silly hoe and have one on me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5629 Can I offer you a drink until my wife gets back? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5630 Buddy you look like death warmed over, so this beer is on me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5631 Suck it up Buttercup! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5632 Looks like you're set to have a good year! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5633 'Tis the season 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5634 Nope, he fled to Samarra hours ago. Took my horse. Well, goodnight! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5635 Are you too grim to consider a bribe? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5636 Why, thanks, I will. I'm the designated driver this evening. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5637 Nostrovia!! If this year didn't kill us, then next year can't be worse. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5638 I only drink Death's Door gin. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5639 You look like you could use one to unwind after a busy day. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5640 Peace Upon Acceptance 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5641 Welcome... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5642 Quid pro quo? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5643 I wonder if he knows that this isn’t a costume. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5644 Thanks--but in a minute we'll both be looking like death warmed over. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5645 Let's toast to our good health. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5646 This time it's me who is giving up the gose. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5647 This is not my first day. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5648 Here ya' go - you look like you've had a rough eternity. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5649 You're paying! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5650 Join me for a drink? You look good in black. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5651 I....I would like to buy my feller um fellow Oakland Raiders fan a libra.. liba... a beer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5652 Here, have beer on me, till the bartender gets back! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5653 Thanks, but I never drink when I'm on the job 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5654 drink up, pal, there’s always a mop around here simeplace. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5655 Bar California! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5656 My liver and I both think you should have a beer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5657 I don't take bribes. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5658 You say your name's Grim Reaper? Well Grim, have a beer and tell me what brings you here tonight. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5659 I'll let you know when I'm ready to go; until then, let's have another drink! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5660 I am coming. But it will be better with beer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5661 Mop ? You don't need no stinking mop! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5662 Have you noticed that all his vexing, fluid identities seem to meld happily in Women's Petites? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5663 By the time they warm up to the customer, it's too late. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5664 I'm dying to tell you why I bought you that beer 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5665 Don't make me drink myself to death. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5666 Come on! I'll show you life can be easy, pal. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5667 Enjoy a drink, before you reap! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5668 The last person who bribed me with a drink was Keith Richards. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5669 What da ya mean last round? It's only 3 in the afternoon. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5670 Yes, I know it's cold in here and he's only part-time, but if the thermostat gets too high, he takes too many outside corncob pipe breaks. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5671 It's the new cold brew. I gave the hot one to your counterpart last week. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5672 He’s waiting to fit into a size 40 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5673 Never too proud for a free beer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5674 Don't fret buddy, scythe isn't everything. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5675 Here’s to the Conman’s wingman and my blessings to Blow for calling you out. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5676 Have a drink on me, Mr. Scarecrow. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5677 Cheers, why so glum? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5678 Here's to Freddy! Everyone loved... Oh, never mind. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5679 I thought it was "Ladies Night"; Oh well!! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5680 Let's toast to life! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5681 Here I was coming for you and then see you’ve been dead inside for years! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5682 It's not Chess, but what about a drinking contest? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5683 It's called Green Death. It's and IPA. You might like it. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5684 One for my buddy and one for the road 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5685 Can you reap some wheat with that? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5686 Care for a bier? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5687 To you,bar none. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5688 Cheers to the women we love 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5689 Don’t worry, I’ll put it on my tab. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5690 Thanks for the beer,guess it will be my last. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5691 No thanks. It’s not THOSE heads I’m interested in. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5692 You too? And to think I'd never make it through the year! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5693 No thanks....I'm trying to get over last years toast! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5694 As soon as the Yankee game is over? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5695 Things suck here. You got any vacancies over at your place? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5696 Rough day. Picking Lauer's lock wasn't part of the job description. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5697 Thanks for the beers, but what are you getting out of it? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5698 C'mon, suck down a couple, get in touch with your lighter side. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5699 Thanks, but I don't drink while I'm on duty. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5700 Well they ran out of whisky, but I figure you drink enough beer and this won't hurt a bit. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5701 Last call, friend. Here's to the Waste Land! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5702 Wha's wit th sic...th sic...th sic...oh, t'hell wit it. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5703 D'ya bring my liver ? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5704 Hey buddy. You tanking up for the new year? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5705 Have one on me! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5706 Thanks--but what I really need is a stiff drink. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5707 It's two-for-one happy hour! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5708 I can deal with all of the travel and the overtime, but would it kill anyone to say ‘Thank you?’ 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5709 Really impressed by your costume, this one on me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5710 Haven't I seen you before? Have a drink. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5711 Here. Have one on me to tickle your sickle. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5712 Have one on me. Your jokes are killing me! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5713 It finally froze over....here's to you buddy. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5714 Here, have a beer. You will cheer up once the nightly news comes on. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5715 Here's one for you, Reaper! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5716 Where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5717 Hey, Fella, I'll spare you any lame references to "last call" since it's a little early, but I'll be back in a few hours for a nightcap with ya. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5718 Trust me pal,..., you don't want me to be your designated driver. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5719 I'm gonna nurse these. Then we can go. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5720 Can I die you a drink? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5721 ... and you must be Florida Man. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5722 Cheers to life, try it you might like it ! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5723 Here, have one on me while ya wait. You It may take forever before I am dead drunk. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5724 Hang on, Mitch McConnell has a few changes in the bill. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5725 Sure why not, I'm just about to go off duty. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5726 I know that stuff is good but can it cure a spell? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5727 You misunderstood. I said 'meet' not 'treat.' 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5728 This one's on me...might make ya feel better! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5729 Have a beer and relax. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5730 This one has the new IPA taste. Juicy and NOT full of life's bitterness. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5731 It's my treat. Two for one, Happy Hour. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5732 Just no one more for the road. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5733 Come on, General Flynn, what say we toast The President? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5734 The road to hell is paved with good intentions. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5735 thank's, but i'm drinking while on a job. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5736 Look at it this way, you were never serious about Drynuary anyway. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5737 If it’s that time already, can I take for the road? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5738 When you show up, Happy Hour takes on a whole different meaning. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5739 Given how things are going, how about you drink one, I drink one, you drink one, I drink one -- until we're both dead. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5740 Hey Buddy, have a beer....you look kinda grim 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5741 Thanks, Buddy, that's just what I needed! Could you find me a mop while you're at it? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5742 It's ok, it's local and gluten-free. Relax! Take a load off! Sophie Navarro 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5743 OK, L'Chaim! But I get the next round.... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5744 How about a beer, friend? You look a bit grim. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5745 And take one for the road, on the house. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5746 Pardon me, but does your t shirt say, "I'm Only Here for the Beer!"? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5747 Don't take it personally. I said the same thing to Comey ... that guy fires everyone! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5748 Come on. Let's be friends. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5749 Save it for the priest. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5750 I’ve heard you don’t take bribes ... but how about a cold one? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5751 Here have a beer you look dead tired bro. Been suffering a horrible death? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5752 Death and Bob Texas 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5753 You've had a good year - this one's on me. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5754 Day light savings time . . . We got time for one more 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5755 Well, here’s to the remedy of my drinking problem. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5756 Happy Halloween! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5757 Fine, but we'll need a mop after. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5758 Have one more beer and you want feel a thing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5759 Last call, here's mud in your eye. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5760 Killing time? Me too! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5761 Well if its last call........ 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5762 To the only sure thing left for the 1%...Cheers. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5763 Sláinte! Get it? SLAIN-te! I kill myself sometimes. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5764 Thanks, but I only drink dark beer. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5765 Hey was that you on the Gay App wanting someone who cuts to the chase? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5766 You're welcome. Beers are on me as long as you promise to drive me home. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5767 OK, but just one more. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5768 'Death be not proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful.' Instead, have a beer and I'll teach you the rest of Keats' poem. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5769 You look like you could use a drink or two. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5770 The seasons al workers are back! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5771 The holidays are hard for all of us. Let me buy you a drink. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5772 Thanks, but statistically I only have 1.8 seconds... and... gotta go! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5773 Don't be so sad, after all you could be called "The Grim Raper"! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5774 So it's a deal: What happens in Happy Hour stays in Happy Hour. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5775 Hey buddy, looks like you're having a grim day. The next one's on me! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5776 I had a feeling I'd find you here. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5777 How about one more for the road and you provide the chaser? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5778 To the hair of the dog that ripped out your jugular. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5779 Cheers! It looks like I don't have enough time for a final meal. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5780 Okay - One more for the road and then I'll take to you that nursing home you asked about. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5781 Hey, you’re alright buddy. Wadya say your name was again? Seth? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5782 Would you mind skimming the head off this one for me? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5783 I'm fine, I have a real problem with alcoholics 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5784 Ok, but drink them quick. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5785 It's called grim rIPA. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5786 Ok, it's a deal. I'll send you her emails, and you'll unshackle me from this bar stool. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5787 Thanks, but my doctor says no. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5788 Oh, c'mon! One drink won't kill ya. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5789 Had a rough night? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5790 Hey Buddy, wanna drink? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5791 No thanks. The last round killed me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5792 Thanks. I used to reap barley, but it lacked grimness. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5793 I can just imagine the headlines when someone finally blows the whistle on me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5794 No, thanks. My doctor put me on a no-carb diet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5795 Sorry, that stuff goes right through me 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5796 Remember to live! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5797 It’s called Bjørn Ågaån Bier. Changes your whole life and it’s easier, for me, than chess. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5798 I see my work is done, here. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5799 Reapers, creepers, where'd ya get that scythe? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5800 When I ordered a Bannon, I meant the beer! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5801 SHARE A BEER WHILE WE WAIT FOR JOHN? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5802 I gotta tell ya, Vern, you're a forgiving guy. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5803 I'll see ya' in 10. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5804 One more for the road, thanks, Devil. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5805 This one YOUR CRAFT? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5806 Free beer for my skoal?...You got a deal. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5807 Don’t be proud. Let me buy you one for the road. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5808 It's last call. Have a beer on me 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5809 Sure, you can have one...but what's it worth to you? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5810 "You look like Death warmed over. Join me in a bier"? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5811 Thanks for your service, bro. I wish I could've been there with you. But my bunions really hurt. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5812 Well, yeah...I guess, technically, I will be your designated driver. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5813 Apparently, the next one's on me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5814 Today's my birthday! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5815 Thanks, but I'm just getting a slice 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5816 So tell me, why do they call you Memento Morrie? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5817 Hey, no reason to be so grim. Trickle down is finally here. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5818 -oh life...you came for me. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5819 Eight mass shootings this year alone and I'm just dead. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5820 No thanks. When I drink a brewski, I get friendly. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5821 Drink up! I'll be your designated Dier. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5822 Oh ok, after all the 'so called' surgeon general says it only 'may'... cause health problems. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5823 Have one. It won’t kill you. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5824 #you too? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5825 Thanks, but I only drink micro- boos. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5826 I'd figured you of all people would appreciate a 2 for 1 special. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5827 Let go for a bot! No bot can give the personal touch you gave it. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5828 Thanks, but I’ll have to pass. This gluten free diet is just killing me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5829 My rosy cheeks and lips faded long ago. Care for a beer, fool? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5830 Trump getting you down as well? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5831 C'mon, a cold beer for the scythe 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5832 If you lie down with dogs, you get fleas. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5833 Have a Bud Life ? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5834 I appreciate the gesture, but what I said is I'd kill for a bier / No thanks, there's beer, and then there's bier / Thanks, but this is last call / No thanks, I never drink on the job. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5835 Let's have one on me before I go. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5836 Are you trying to get me drunk so that you can have your way with me? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5837 No thanks, I'd rather have a Left 4 Dead. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5838 Is the beer bottomless too? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5839 Ordinarily I'd say no thanks, but I guess a little root beer never hurt anyone. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5840 It's on me - it'll help knock the edge off. New in these parts? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5841 1. Happy now, Mitch? 2. Just tell when when you're done Mitch....oh, I'm next? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5842 Thanks, but I've got an appointment and beer just runs right through me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5843 Happy Halloween! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5844 Here's one for the road, but take your time 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5845 Thanks, but that's not what I meant when I said, "I love drinking too". 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5846 Does the foam still tickle? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5847 Would it be possible to have a beer summit before....? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5848 OK, I bet ya ! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5849 You're looking grim today. You from Samarra? Here, have a beer and let's talk about fate. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5850 This Black Russian's for you!! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5851 I don’t drink beer, the empty calories would stick to my ribs. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5852 Alright then, there'll be a bowl of pretzels. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5853 No thanks. I have to visit a client's mother-in-law in an hour. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5854 Well, given how things have gone this year, I'll just finish these two and then I'll be right with you. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5855 I appreciate the offer, but you won't beactually needing the other one either. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5856 Sure mister, I'll have one more. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5857 Have a beer before I have to go. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5858 I'm pleased to see that you are as accustomed as I am to the pleasures of a frosty mug. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5859 Wish I could join you but I don’t have a stomach for it anymore. Besides, that stuff will be the death of you. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5860 Cold beer? happy drunks are always cleared. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5861 Why the frowny face? Here. Have one for the road. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5862 I know it's Happy Hour! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5863 Ayahuasca ceremonies are illegal, but you can drink alcohol all day and night!!! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5864 Here, have a drink to forget your victim-, uh..problems! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5865 No thanks, I like a good wheat beer 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5866 Here, be my guest. Have some trickle-down. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5867 The bubbles will bring you back to life. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5868 Cheers to you, Steve Bannon. My name’s Norm. Have a beer on me! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5869 Sorry, but those aren't allowed where you're going. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5870 You need a break. Have a beer on me" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5871 And this one's for Charon. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5872 Looks like you're celebrating the new tax plan too! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5873 Ed's quit drinking and says to make his an iced tea. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5874 I don't trust anyone unless they are drunk ! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5875 Death beer for cutie. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5876 That'll be the death of you one day. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5877 If you think you can bribe me with a mug of Milwaukee Best think again. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5878 Cracking up a cold one with the boys. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5879 DON' T BE SO NEGATIVE ! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5880 Do those legs go all the way up, baby? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5881 And here's to the commander in tweet! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5882 Here's to the Angel of Dave. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5883 Thanks, but I'm a death-instated scyther. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5884 Jolly? I just asked if I could show him some warmer colors, and he's like, "not a snowball's chance in hell". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5885 You like the stuff on tap? Well, have I got a tap for you! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5886 Thanks for the drink pal. Would you believe that 11 months ago I was a baby? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5887 Thanks-let's celebrate that I'm the only thing left. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5888 And here's one for you, to take away that gloom and doom! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5889 Can I have one more for the road? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5890 Alcohol is doing better in the "Death" business than me. 5.9%. I used to be good, but then obesity came in. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5891 No thanks, beer just runs right through me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5892 What's a cute girl like you doing in a place like this? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5893 Have a beer on me. Next year I won't be able to afford it. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5894 Here's to you my Dark and shadowy Friend.. I am buying, Hic.. by the way, I like your look, it really suits this place well.. the dark end of Hell.. my backyard? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5895 Is it really REALLY gluten free? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5896 It's not closing time yet, buddy... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5897 Wow! Thanks! Nothing I hate more than missing last call. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5898 Have a Brewski - I guess Happy Hour is over! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5899 "They told me not to touch that first drink so I'm starting with the second one". 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5900 I want to be on good terms with you whom we must all meet one day! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5901 Might want to grab a mop. Looks like this beer might go right through you... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5902 Sorry, I've had too many. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5903 It’s yoyr lucky day, Tuesday’s are two for one. You sir really like you’ve had a hard day. Come on over and tell me a story. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5904 Happy New Beer! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5905 That’s the same thing my ex-wife said! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5906 Hey Rim Greaper. Lemme buy ya a beer. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5907 If that's an IPA I"m going to have to kill you. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5908 Have a drink - I know you have no work and all depressed after Republicans controls all the branches of the government 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5909 Plant is your bony butt down on the stool, Chief, and this cold brewski is what you shall reap. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5910 What did the grim reaper say to the two-fisted drinking fool tempting fate? Go ahead, have another! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5911 Cheers Azrael! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5912 No thanks, I am on an alcohol and food free diet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5913 Yea; DOW, DOW, DOW....It's to bloated THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE !!! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5914 "Wasn't that a terrific funeral, especially when they started singing `Remember Me'... care to join me...??? My wife didn't show 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5915 Have a drink, and let bygones be bygones 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5916 Big mood 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5917 With the GOP ending taxes, I guess your next. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5918 A drink first? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5919 Come on...., one drink. Don;t be such a pessimist..... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5920 No thanks, mister, I never drink on a skeletal stomach. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5921 Have another. Afterall, you only live once. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0