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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 C’mon, live a little. 2.0199 0.01912 2060 755 509 796
1 C’mon, live a little. 1.9744 0.01931 1994 767 511 716
2 No, thanks. I'm just here to kill time. 1.8175 0.03892 411 172 142 97
3 Just one. I have to get up in the morning and you don't. 1.8136 0.03040 719 318 217 184
4 Last call? You have no idea. 1.7910 0.03014 622 254 244 124
5 Here's to you and taxes. 1.7535 0.04820 284 137 80 67
6 C’mon, one won’t kill ya. 1.7500 0.03409 512 232 176 104
7 Here’s to drinking like there’s no tomorrow. 1.7282 0.04497 298 141 97 60
8 Can't - I'm on the job. 1.7104 0.03427 442 197 176 69
9 Last call. 1.7092 0.02721 822 404 253 165
10 Thanks, but I prefer spirits. 1.6989 0.02422 1033 515 314 204
11 I guess one more won’t kill me 1.6838 0.03444 468 227 162 79
12 After flirting with Death all afternoon, Bob finally makes his move. 1.6808 0.02167 1554 894 262 398
13 “Last Call” You probably hear that a lot 1.6628 0.03516 430 211 153 66
14 It's happy hour? Well this is awkward. 1.6583 0.03682 439 231 127 81
15 Last call. 1.6523 0.02461 1024 557 266 201
16 No thanks. I'm waiting for someone. 1.6519 0.04741 270 145 74 51
17 I swear I used to be everyone's biggest fear until some time late last January 1.6285 0.04011 358 194 103 61
18 No thanks, I prefer spirits. 1.6119 0.02272 1108 615 308 185
19 The good news--no hangover tomorrow... 1.6104 0.03684 403 219 122 62
20 Okay, you got one more day if you're buying. 1.6010 0.03470 421 224 141 56
21 Ironically it is Miller time... Mr. Miller. 1.5686 0.03478 503 308 104 91
22 I said "you're toast", not "your toast" 1.5606 0.03262 528 315 130 83
23 You look like you're ready for a cold one. 1.5601 0.03625 391 224 115 52
24 I think I'll pass. I'm your designated driver. 1.5495 0.03120 555 331 143 81
25 Sure, I’ve got a few minutes to kill. 1.5448 0.03336 525 327 110 88
26 No thanks. I'm the designated reaper. 1.5365 0.03609 397 237 107 53
27 No thanks, I prefer spirits. 1.5302 0.03408 464 285 112 67
28 A quick one but then we have to go. 1.5257 0.03318 447 266 127 54
29 I must admit you're taking it really well. 1.5196 0.03694 383 236 95 52
30 None for me, thanks. I'm your designated driver. 1.5171 0.03690 410 261 86 63
31 Hey buddy, one drink ain't gonna kill ya! 1.5127 0.03616 394 244 98 52
32 I'm here for last call. 1.5028 0.03757 362 227 88 47
33 I've always preferred you over taxes! 1.5027 0.03782 364 230 85 49
34 Nah, you have 'em both. I'll see you on the drive home. 1.5014 0.03942 359 234 70 55
35 Thanks, but I only consume spirits 1.5000 0.03904 354 228 75 51
36 No, thank you, I have to work in a few minutes. 1.5000 0.03842 354 225 81 48
37 You play hockey ?? 1.4986 0.03930 351 227 73 51
38 Last call, buddy. 1.4971 0.03949 344 222 73 49
39 In his current, inebriated state, Walt didn't realize he was flirting with Death. 1.4971 0.04055 344 227 63 54
40 No thanks. And you might want both of them. 1.4940 0.03927 334 213 77 44
41 Thanks, but one of us has to wake up tomorrow morning. 1.4874 0.04100 318 208 65 45
42 I don't think you should run a tab. 1.4839 0.04080 310 201 68 41
43 So I tells my old lady, 'Oh yeah, well, maybe I'll have two tonight, and maybe I won't come home. 1.4821 0.03924 307 193 80 34
44 Does this mean Happy Hour is over? 1.4820 0.04051 305 196 71 38
45 Here's to a long life. 1.4820 0.04051 305 196 71 38
46 Hey … we’re both left-handed. 1.4799 0.04176 298 195 63 40
47 Actually, a cold one is exactly what I had in mind 1.4781 0.04049 297 190 72 35
48 Aw, c'mon, another one isn't gonna kill either of us. 1.4757 0.04258 288 190 59 39
49 Live a little. 1.4714 0.04138 280 180 68 32
50 Here! Don't look so grim. 1.4714 0.04138 280 180 68 32
51 “To life” – really? 1.4712 0.04403 278 187 51 40
52 Looks like we're both here to grab a cold one. 1.4693 0.04415 277 187 50 40
53 If that's pumpkin spice, I'll have to kill you. 1.4669 0.04384 272 182 53 37
54 Sorry, I don't drink and scythe. 1.4669 0.04476 272 185 47 40
55 On the bright side, you won't be hungover. 1.4669 0.04384 272 182 53 37
56 I wish I could, but I'm with a client right now. 1.4639 0.04400 263 175 54 34
57 This one's on me, looks like you had a day from hell. 1.4622 0.04584 225 146 54 25
58 Have a beer man, you look pretty grim. 1.4615 0.04161 260 166 68 26
59 I got you the dark ale. 1.4588 0.04071 255 160 73 22
60 Thanks!....I love cold ones..... 1.4582 0.04305 251 163 61 27
61 Live a little. 1.4582 0.04342 251 164 59 28
62 No thanks. I never drink and scythe! 1.4556 0.04342 248 162 59 27
63 Thanks, but no thanks...it goes right through me. 1.4531 0.04104 245 154 71 20
64 I take it happy hour is about to end! 1.4523 0.04473 241 160 53 28
65 I have time for just one and, to be honest, so do you. 1.4523 0.04473 241 160 53 28
66 Beer today; gone tomorrow. 1.4464 0.04461 233 154 54 25
67 Don't tempt me. 1.4459 0.04694 231 158 43 30
68 Happy hour isn’t really my thing. 1.4459 0.04774 231 160 39 32
69 What part of "Last Call" did you not understand? 1.4459 0.04694 231 158 43 30
70 Come on, it won't kill you to have another one. 1.4454 0.04211 229 145 66 18
71 Um, the bet wasn't a beer, Dave... 1.4454 0.04560 229 153 50 26
72 Thanks, but I don't drink when I work. 1.4435 0.04460 230 152 54 24
73 I’d kill for a nice cold one. 1.4425 0.04339 226 146 60 20
74 All right, one more. But then it's time, Mr Miller. 1.4425 0.04603 226 152 48 26
75 I swear this will be my last one. 1.4420 0.04590 224 150 49 25
76 No, thanks. I have to go to work in about two minutes. 1.4420 0.04367 224 145 59 20
77 No thanks. I'm here on business. 1.4389 0.04634 221 149 47 25
78 EVEN BETTER, c’mon to my place an’ we’ll watch porn. 1.4384 0.04575 219 146 50 23
79 You look like I need a drink. 1.4378 0.04742 217 148 43 26
80 Are you meeting someone or just killing time? 1.4378 0.04512 217 143 53 21
81 No thanks. I'm waiting for someone. 1.4378 0.04742 217 148 43 26
82 Any friend of Steve Bannon is a friend of mine! 1.4350 0.05479 177 125 27 25
83 I guess one drink won't kill me. 1.4346 0.04651 214 144 47 23
84 Yeah, actually, I'd kill for one right now... 1.4293 0.04944 205 143 36 26
85 That stuff will kill you. 1.4293 0.04895 205 142 38 25
86 Thanks, but I think you’re going to need them both. 1.4250 0.04618 200 133 49 18
87 Okay, but it’s your funeral. 1.4250 0.04984 200 140 35 25
88 If you say 'To Life' one more time, we're going to have a problem. 1.4250 0.04934 200 139 37 24
89 I suppose one drink wouldn't kill me. 1.4250 0.04882 200 138 39 23
90 Ha, ha, what an outfit. You're killing me! 1.4235 0.04455 196 127 55 14
91 Wow! When they say last call, they really mean it. 1.4197 0.04733 193 130 45 18
92 I hear ya, buddy boy. A dead-end job is just the worst. Bottoms up. 1.4188 0.05103 191 135 32 24
93 Here's to you and taxes. 1.4171 0.05294 187 135 26 26
94 Here's to 2018. 1.4171 0.05239 187 134 28 25
95 You do know this puts a little damper on happy hour... 1.4171 0.04658 187 124 48 15
96 Sorry, I can't. I'm your designated driver. 1.4140 0.04672 186 124 47 15
97 Let's drink as if there is no tomorrow. 1.4140 0.05032 186 130 35 21
98 So I take it happy hour is over? 1.4140 0.05089 186 131 33 22
99 No thanks, had to give it up, kept getting wrong names and addresses. 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
100 No thanks. I never drink and scythe! 1.4130 0.04893 184 126 40 18
101 Thanks, but I prefer spirits. 1.4111 0.04580 180 118 50 12
102 I've been coming to this place for years but have never seen it this dead. 1.4111 0.05032 180 125 36 19
103 No thanks...that stuff will kill you. 1.4068 0.05153 177 125 32 20
104 I've got some bad news about happy hour. 1.4068 0.05153 177 125 32 20
105 When you say ‘last call’, we’re still just talking about closing my tab, right? 1.4068 0.05153 177 125 32 20
106 Here dude... Thanks for clearing my field. 1.4068 0.05090 177 124 34 19
107 Go ahead, one more won’t kill you. 1.4057 0.05132 175 123 33 19
108 Aw, thanks, I could kill for a cold one right now. 1.4046 0.05175 173 122 32 19
109 No, thanks. I'm just here to kill time. 1.4046 0.05109 173 121 34 18
110 Thanks, but I'm more into spirits. 1.4046 0.04769 173 116 44 13
111 Yeah, buddy - Obamacare really hurt my business, too. 1.4046 0.05175 173 122 32 19
112 I’m only interested in spirits. 1.4023 0.04677 174 116 46 12
113 Well, I guess one wouldn’t kill me 1.4012 0.05060 172 120 35 17
114 That's one hell of a bottle opener. 1.4000 0.05237 170 121 30 19
115 Tough week, eh? You look like Death. 1.4000 0.05034 170 118 36 16
116 Sorry Buddy, I only do spirits. 1.4000 0.05144 165 115 34 16
117 No, thanks. I don't drink and scythe. 1.3976 0.05596 166 123 20 23
118 Here you go: last call! 1.3976 0.05189 166 117 32 17
119 Nah, that stuff will kill ya. 1.3963 0.05089 164 114 35 15
120 Thanks, but I can't. I'm on the job. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
121 You know, before the election, people feared me. 1.3926 0.05395 163 118 26 19
122 I guess one more wouldn't kill me. 1.3926 0.05253 163 116 30 17
123 That stuff will kill you. 1.3913 0.05372 161 116 27 18
124 Fair to assume I won't be having a hangover tomorrow? 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
125 One more. Then I'm cutting you off. 1.3913 0.05226 161 114 31 16
126 Yeah, last call buddy. 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
127 No thanks, I'm your designated driver tonight. 1.3913 0.05226 161 114 31 16
128 Let's have one for the road. 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
129 You can have them both. I'll wait. 1.3913 0.05372 161 116 27 18
130 The President just nominated me for Surgeon General. 1.3885 0.05319 157 112 29 16
131 You know, that stuff will kill you. 1.3885 0.05319 157 112 29 16
132 And if I win, you visit my mother in law. 1.3856 0.05650 153 113 21 19
133 Did my wife send you? 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
134 How many of these will it take for you to forget why you came? 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
135 Trust me, you won't be needing two. 1.3841 0.05548 151 110 24 17
136 Well, okay, then, we’ll drink to YOUR health.... 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
137 No thanks, I'll have two in a minute. 1.3836 0.05689 146 107 22 17
138 I can't drink. I'm driving my motor sickle. 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
139 This is not what I meant by Last Call. 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
140 Hey, live a little! 1.3831 0.05308 154 110 29 15
141 Oh, no thank you. One of those and I become the REALLY grim reaper. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
142 Then I say "Dang, thought this was apartment 12".... You should see their faces! 1.3831 0.05543 154 113 23 18
143 Last call...indeed. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
144 No thanks. I'm just waiting for someone. 1.3814 0.06626 97 69 19 9
145 Thanks, but when I said I could use a "cold one" I meant you. 1.3802 0.06127 121 88 20 13
146 Okay one more, then you really gotta go. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
147 OK here's the deal. I'll buy you a beer, and you go out with my mother-in-law. 1.3784 0.05624 148 109 22 17
148 No, no. I said, "You're toast". 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
149 I would kill for a drink 1.3767 0.05595 146 107 23 16
150 I assume this means Happy Hour is over? 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
151 C'mon, man, live a little. 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
152 No thanks, I'm your Designated Driver. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
153 Would you mind taking this to my wife? 1.3767 0.05510 146 106 25 15
154 You do realize you're flirting with Death... 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
155 Tonight we drink 'til I drop. 1.3767 0.05510 146 106 25 15
156 Oh alright...... but I’m not changing my mind. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
157 No, I will not drink to your good health. 1.3750 0.05903 144 109 16 19
158 I suppose one drink wouldn't kill me. 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
159 Have a beer, you look like hell. 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
160 Awful nice of you to die me a brink. 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
161 What are we celebrating? 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
162 Don't tempt me. 1.3750 0.05736 144 107 20 17
163 Nice try. 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
164 No thanks. I'll just wait for you to be finished. 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
165 No, you have it wrong. The end is BEER. 1.3750 0.05651 144 106 22 16
166 It's always nice to see a fellow drinking like there's no tomorrow. 1.3750 0.05564 144 105 24 15
167 Actually, I'm just here for the bartender, but thanks anyway. 1.3740 0.06043 123 90 20 13
168 join me for the last call? 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
169 No beer for me. Just spirits. 1.3724 0.05618 145 107 22 16
170 No thanks. I don’t like the person I become when I drink. 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
171 Drink up. Your happy hour is about over. 1.3714 0.05492 140 101 26 13
172 I really admire a person who flirts with death. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
173 To Life! 1.3706 0.05844 143 108 17 18
174 Here's the deal! I buy you a beer. You promise to come back for me if he's re-elected. 1.3706 0.05759 143 107 19 17
175 On the plus side, I see you've been drinking like there's no tomorrow. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
176 Thanks, but I'm more of a spirits guy. 1.3706 0.05586 143 105 23 15
177 Looks like you could use a cold one, Mr. Bannon. 1.3650 0.06206 137 107 10 20
178 Last round’s on you. 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
179 No thanks. The stuff goes right through me. 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
180 So I guess this really is last call, huh? 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
181 I can't, it'll go right through me 1.3630 0.05109 135 94 33 8
182 hello darkness my old friend 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
183 I was just toasting democracy in America and you showed up. How about that? 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
184 Is the reaping still as grim as it used to be? 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
185 Not tonight, I'm the designated reaper. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
186 It's pretty dead in here tonight. 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
187 Come on, pal. Live a little. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
188 Sure, I've got time for a quick one. You...maybe not. 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
189 OK, just one more, then we really need to go. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
190 Last call already? 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
191 Humor me, how’s a guy like you still single? 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
192 Last call it is. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
193 Can't. I'm your designated driver. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
194 Sure, I'd kill for a beer. 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
195 Thanks, but I can't drink beer. It goes right through me. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
196 Congrats on the new job, I'm sure you're going to kill it 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
197 C'mon buddy, live a little! 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
198 Have a beer. Eddie never comes in till around 10. 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
199 I just realized what you meant by 'last call'. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
200 I appreciate it, but what I actually said was ‘If I could only have one more year.’ 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
201 hello darkness my old friend 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
202 Well, if you're sure that Charlie isn't coming back, you can have his beer. 1.3538 0.05968 130 99 16 15
203 That's not quite what I meant by 'cold one.' 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
204 Yes--yes! Now that you mention it, I do come here often. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
205 Sure I'll have another, its not like it will kill me! 1.3520 0.04853 125 85 36 4
206 Thanks, but I'm more of a Spirits kind of guy 1.3520 0.05821 125 93 20 12
207 Well, you sure look like a republican to me. 1.3520 0.06038 125 95 16 14
208 I can help you stop drinking for good. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
209 Come on! One drink ain't gonna kill you! 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
210 Hey! You with the hoodie and hockey stick! Last call...! 1.3520 0.06038 125 95 16 14
211 No thanks, I'm still working 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
212 I'm his designated driver. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
213 Thanks, buddy. This really is last call! 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
214 You look like you had a killer day at work today. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
215 C'mon - one drink won't kill you! 1.3520 0.06248 125 97 12 16
216 Can you believe my luck tonight? It's buy one get one free! 1.3520 0.06248 125 97 12 16
217 So, are you in town on business? 1.3520 0.04985 125 86 34 5
218 I hate to give away the ending, but you'll be missing the last 13 minutes of happy hour. 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
219 C'mon. One beer won't kill you. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
220 I've worked the graveyard shift too, brother, this one's on me. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
221 Thanks but I usually go for something a bit darker. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
222 Here, lighten up. You used to be such a happy reaper. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
223 The last one and then we go. I promise. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
224 Cheers! To the future! 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
225 Here's to you and the horse you rode in on! 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
226 Thanks, most people wouldn't be caught dead or alive buying me a beer. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
227 Hey, buddy! Have a beer on me. I just won 300 million dollars. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
228 Drinks are on me. I just won the lottery! 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
229 I'm not afraid of you... I was married to your sister for 35 years... 1.3516 0.05931 128 97 17 14
230 You’ve had more than enough. Now get in your car and drive. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
231 I'll take that drink, pal. By the way-- don't try to cross 5th Avenue at 3:27 pm next Tuesday. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
232 Well if it's last call, I am having two. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
233 This changes nothing. 1.3471 0.06178 121 93 14 14
234 That’s not what I meant by “I’m here to get a cold one.” 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
235 To taxes! 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
236 You know it’s last call, right? 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
237 Hey, buddy, why so grim? 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
238 Just have one - to take the edge off. 1.3471 0.05077 121 84 32 5
239 Well, this is going to be awkward. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
240 Are you flirting with me? 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
241 The only way you'll get this beer is if you pry it out of my cold dead hands. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
242 This one's for you? Funny, I was about to say the same thing. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
243 Thanks, but I need to stay grim. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
244 Thanks! And hey…don't worry about your tab. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
245 Looks like you could use a drink, bud. You look like hell... 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
246 Well, if you're sure John is not coming then you might as well have his beer 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
247 You just missed him. May as well have his beer 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
248 Well, this is awkward. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
249 This one on me -- you see, I don't fear death so much as I fear being sober 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
250 I like mine without a head. 1.3417 0.05857 120 90 19 11
251 My wife told me someday I'd drink myself to death. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
252 One more wouldn't kill you. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
253 Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
254 I have a boyfriend. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
255 After you hear what I'm about to tell you, you might want both. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
256 Last time someone bought me a drink was the last time someone bought me a drink 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
257 Are you kidding me; that stuff will kill you. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
258 Uh, sure. I don't think she'll mind if I'm a little late. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
259 Thanks, but I can't accept gifts from clients. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
260 No, I will not drink to your health. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
261 Dammit, why is everyone so happy to see me this year? 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
262 Ironically, Jim drank himself to death by drinking to Death. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
263 Yeah, but you took the guy I bought it for. Enjoy! 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
264 I really shouldn't. It goes right through me. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
265 Kinda dead in here tonight. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
266 Thanks, bud; reaping the souls of so many Republicans has got me beat. 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
267 What a relief, I thought taxes would get here first. 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
268 Thanks, friend. Still won't change August 19th, 2018... 1.3333 0.06062 114 87 16 11
269 Cheer up. When this administration implodes, people will fear you again. 1.3333 0.06188 114 88 14 12
270 Sure, I'll have a drink with you. I've got a lot more free time now the GOP is doing my job. 1.3333 0.06188 114 88 14 12
271 You can't cheat death, but you can bribe him. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
272 OK, but only because you can’t take it with you. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
273 I must warn you, my friendships don't last long. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
274 Can I buy you a beer? You look like hell. 1.3333 0.06062 114 87 16 11
275 Looks like you could use a stiff one. 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
276 Why don't YOU join ME instead? 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
277 No, thanks . . . that stuff will kill you. 1.3304 0.06264 112 87 13 12
278 I'm waiting for the priest and the rabbi. The joke didn't specify a time. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
279 Sorry, I work the graveyard shift. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
280 Death of an Alesman. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
281 Last call already? 1.3304 0.06134 112 86 15 11
282 I'm dying for a drink 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
283 Nah, I think you're going to need that more than me. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
284 On the contrary, last call is on me. 1.3304 0.06134 112 86 15 11
285 No, thanks. I'm just here to see if anyone knows my name. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
286 No thanks. It just runs right through me. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
287 No, thank you. I'm your designated driver tonight. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
288 Go ahead. Live like there's no tomorrow. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
289 I guess one more wouldn't kill me. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
290 Steve Bannon, is that you? 1.3273 0.06599 110 88 8 14
291 Steve Bannon!!! I haven't seen you since high school. 1.3273 0.06472 110 87 10 13
292 I guess one drink won't kill me. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
293 Thanks, but I can't. I'm driving you home tonight. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
294 So, you're just in town for an epidemic? 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
295 No, thanks. Waiting for last call. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
296 Who do you have to kill to get served around here? 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
297 Thanks but beer just goes right through me. 1.3243 0.06160 111 86 14 11
298 You don't know what I do,do you? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
299 Why not, I’m just killing time. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
300 No, really...you look like you’ve had a week. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
301 Can I at least bring these with me? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
302 No thanks pal, I'm your designated driver 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
303 "No thanks, I'm just here for take out. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
304 No thanks, that stuff will...actually, you drink it. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
305 No thanks. I don't drink when I'm working. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
306 You’re toast. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
307 Funny that you think this is a "happy" hour... 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
308 Would it kill them to put out some beer nuts? 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
309 Ah! A man who likes to tempt fate! 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
310 I'm just killing time, you? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
311 Don't worry about the tab. 1.3241 0.06286 108 84 13 11
312 Flirt with me all you want, I can't get rid of your student loans. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
313 You keep it. I'm driving. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
314 Thank you. Not right now, I'm working. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
315 Here, have a beer. My job is similar and lonely as well. I'm the chair of the Senate Health Committee. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
316 None for me, thanks. I'm reaping. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
317 Thanks, Frank, but I think you're gonna need that more than I do. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
318 Thanks, but neither one of us has time. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
319 Hey, at least you've got a job. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
320 No hard feelings. No one looks like their profile picture. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
321 Take my hand and walk towards the Lite. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
322 Make that 'to go', bud. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
323 Funny , but I have a last call for you as well 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
324 Here’s mud in your socket. 1.3208 0.06222 106 82 14 10
325 I thought last call wasn’t for another hour. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
326 You're damned if I do, you're damned if I don't. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
327 I almost never buy beer for a stranger, but I’ve just got a good feeling about you. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
328 ... actually, I'd kill for a lite beer... 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
329 No thanks. I'm more into spirits. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
330 Slide on over buddy - I've been dying to talk to someone. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
331 No thanks, I've already killed enough brain cells. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
332 If you are taking me with you for all of eternity, then you are going to need this. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
333 Sure, I'll drink to your good fortune . . . but then I gotta tell you something 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
334 C’mon! One more won’t kill you. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
335 One for the road, pal? 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
336 You are not the scariest thing out there, anymore, pal. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
337 No, thanks. I'm on duty. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
338 You're obviously dying to share a beer with someone 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
339 One for the road? 1.3208 0.06365 106 83 12 11
340 Nah, you have it. You got your car keys, right? 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
341 Come on over and I'll explain what the estate tax law changes will mean for your business 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
342 It's 666 somewhere, right? 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
343 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do come here often. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
344 No thanks. I'm the designated reaper. 1.3208 0.06365 106 83 12 11
345 See if this helps take the edge off. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
346 I guess this is the last call for both of us. 1.3208 0.06222 106 82 14 10
347 Well in that case, I'm buying. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
348 Death walks into a bar... 1.3208 0.06365 106 83 12 11
349 A LITE BEER, MORTAL? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
350 Don’t mind if I do. Today has been a killer. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
351 Don't beer the reaper. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
352 Why thank you kind sir. I am kind of parched after spending the day destroying the federal government and the American way of life. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
353 I suppose your aneurysm could wait a few more minutes. I'm parched! 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
354 No, it's not Halloween. Next guess? 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
355 I guess you might as well finish his beer. 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
356 You sure it's gluten free? 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
357 You look like you're dying for a beer 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
358 That actually brings me to why I'm here. 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
359 Sure is dead around here tonight. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
360 Beats me why he lit out of here so fast. You might as well have his beer. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
361 Thanks, but I sort of prefer it without the head 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
362 I prefer a darker brew 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
363 Yes I am here for a cold one. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
364 It's 1 am. I'm here for your 1:30 drunk driving accident. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
365 To taxes! 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
366 Thanks – don't mind if I do. I'm bone-dry. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
367 Yes, it's Miller Time, Mr. Miller 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
368 That stuff goes straight to my feet. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
369 To a long life! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
370 No thanks, I'm still on the clock 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
371 What the heck, let's live a little. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
372 I guess this is my last call. Join me? 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
373 This is definitely the last call. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
374 Sure, I'll have a beer. I told Grandma I'd give her five more minutes. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
375 Come on, it's last call 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
376 Can't. Gluten. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
377 Drink up . . . it's last call. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
378 No thanks, tonight I’m here for spirits. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
379 No Thanks, H.R. has advised me to keep things professional. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
380 Well, if I only have time for the one, you may as well have the other. 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
381 I really shouldn't, I'm on the clock. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
382 Thanks, but beer goes right through me. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
383 Naa, I gotta go, my wife is gonna kill me! 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
384 Come on, pal. Live a little. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
385 Oh, c’mon — a couple of beers never killed anybody. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
386 Well, subtlety didn't work, so here's one for you: Death walks into a bar........... 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
387 All right, one more for the road, but then we gotta go. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
388 You know I don’t, and now you’re just stalling. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
389 So...I guess this is last call. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
390 I can wait. You still have an hour on the meter. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
391 I can't - I'm the designated survivor. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
392 No thanks. I'm here on business. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
393 Stay for another round ... this game just went into sudden death! 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
394 Here.....you look like you've had a rough day. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
395 Last round? 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
396 I feel your pain. Being compared to Steve Bannon could really tarnish your reputation. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
397 Okay, but when happy hour ends I'm cutting you off. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
398 Cheer up! It's not the end of the world. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
399 Cheers? I don't often hear that. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
400 Just the one. I'm on a deadline. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
401 Come on, cheer up. It might be just one term. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
402 I love it when happy hour meets last call. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
403 Relax, have a beer. You have plenty of time before the new health-care bill is passed. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
404 Last call's on me. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
405 One more won’t kill you 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
406 No thanks. I had a cold one earlier. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
407 You look like death--here, have one on me. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
408 Sorry mate, we don’t serve spirits here. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
409 One drink's not gonna kill you. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
410 A couple more rounds and I might just leave with you. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
411 Fine, one more year. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
412 I'm here for last call. 1.3021 0.06642 96 77 9 10
413 Is this the last call? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
414 OH, you must be my Uber guy. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
415 Thanks, but you only have time for one more. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
416 I feel like hell. You look like hell. Country's going to hell. Oh what the hell. Have a beer. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
417 Sure. I'll join you for last call. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
418 OK, but this is the last one. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
419 Sure. And I'll drink to no more taxes. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
420 To Life!...or not. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
421 You ARE off duty, aren't you? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
422 Thanks, but I’m gluten free. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
423 You don't have to stay here, but you can't go home. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
424 I suppose there's nothing wrong with us both getting stiff. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
425 No thanks, the stuff just runs right through me. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
426 No thanks, I'm off gluten. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
427 Oh c’mon, one won’t kill you! 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
428 Hey, why so grim? 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
429 Well, I guess one more wouldn't kill me. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
430 So what certainty are we drinking to, death or taxes? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
431 Cheers to a near-death experience! 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
432 To your night off! 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
433 No thanks, that stuff'll kill you. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
434 Thanks for the beer but I'm more into spirits. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
435 You really weren't kidding about the "last call" were you? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
436 Thanks - the guy was a real asshole. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
437 I'll take the beer...but don't think you're off the hook. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
438 I would chug them if I were you. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
439 Would it kill you just to try one? 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
440 Yeah, I don't think it's the outfit mate. Here, just have a beer. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
441 No thanks, I have to work tonight. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
442 You might want to sip yours. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
443 And the good news is your tab will be wiped clean. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
444 OK, one more, but we really have to go after this one 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
445 To my health! 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
446 Here's to a long life. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
447 Here’s to a long and healthy life 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
448 'Last Call'...hum, I'm gonna start using that! 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
449 ...But the GOOD news is that you won't have a hangover in the morning. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
450 "Only if you promise to drive me home". 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
451 I'm sorry, you look nothing like your profile picture. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
452 "One before "lights out"? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
453 Yeah, sure. I been dying for a beer. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
454 I'd love one. But unfortunately for you, I'm on the job. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
455 Go ahead -- one won't kill you 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
456 Oh no thank you, I much prefer the spirits here. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
457 "What's your poison?" Ha! Ha! Cheers! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
458 No thanks, I’m the designated driver this evening. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
459 Thanks, but I really shouldn't. Whenever I drink I feel like death the next morning. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
460 The name's Taxes...Joe Taxes. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
461 Here’s, to drinking and driving 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
462 I will, thanks. Been a killer of a week. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
463 No thanks, I’m partial to spirits. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
464 It's about time you got here! Have a drink and take me outta here, before Trump starts the Apocalypse. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
465 Ever since November 8th, 2016, people have been quite happy to see me coming! 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
466 Oh, what the hell. One won't kill me. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
467 No thanks, I only came in for the atmosphere 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
468 Stick around, have a beer, my mother-in-law will be here soon. 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
469 I'm flattered, but you should know you're flirting with death. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
470 I'd toast to your health ... but we both know it won't make a difference. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
471 You don’t get why I am here, do you? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
472 Now that taxes are no longer certain, here's to 'Death!' 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
473 No thanks, man. That's how I ended up with this job in the first place. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
474 L'Chaim! 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
475 Yes, thanks! And I will gladly pry it from your cold, dead hands. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
476 Are you my designated driver? 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
477 I need it - I've been unseated as the world's scariest man. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
478 I'll tell ya, it's nice to watch men in Hollywood kill their own careers for a change. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
479 I didn't say 'make a toast.' I said 'you are toast.' 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
480 Fine. One beer. But then we've gotta go. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
481 This one's on me - you look like death warmed over! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
482 Gotta little time to kill? 1.2889 0.06749 90 73 8 9
483 Have one on me. Looks like I don't need to worry about the tab. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
484 I’m good. That stuff’ll kill you. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
485 You were in that Bergman film, right? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
486 No really, this is last call. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
487 No thanks, I'm gluten free. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
488 So what brings you here? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
489 Sure. We'll call it one for the road. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
490 I'd love one--work was hell today. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
491 Thanks. I am a bit dry. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
492 What´s your hurry? Lets share a last one and then I´ll drive you home. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
493 C'mon...it won't kill ya. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
494 You’re right, I am looking forward to a cold one 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
495 No, you take both. You won't be driving tonight. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
496 Thanks pal, but it just goes right through me. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
497 Hail to thee, blithe spirit 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
498 I've polished off quite a few myself. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
499 It's a little too late for that. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
500 I’m afraid neither of us has the time. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
501 Join you? Ahhh, what the hell. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
502 Busy day? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
503 (Hmmm. Either I drink with him now to be polite before I kill him, or I can just kill him now and I'll get to drink both beers). 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
504 This new IPA is to die for. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
505 Thanks, man. I'd kill for a cold one. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
506 Kinda gives 'last call' a whole new meaning, doesn't it? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
507 Want a beer? You look like death! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
508 One more. Then you’re done. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
509 You just knock back both of them. I’ll wait for you in the car. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
510 I'm serious Tom, this is the last call. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
511 C'mon. You only live once. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
512 This is the fifth time you've pulled this, Dave- you know that I can't hold my liquor. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
513 Oh go ahead, have one. It won't kill you. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
514 Perhaps in another life. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
515 No thanks—-that stuff goes right through me. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
516 No, thanks, but I can be your designated driver. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
517 Is it always this dead here? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
518 Have a beer, live a little. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
519 Don't worry, it's gluten-free. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
520 Cheers mate. Nice to meet you. I'm from down under too. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
521 That stuff'll kill ya. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
522 OK. One for the road. But then we're outta here. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
523 You only die once. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
524 I would, but beer goes straight through me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
525 Thanks, but I don't have the stomach for it. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
526 Go on ... it won't kill you! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
527 Seriously, last call. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
528 Don't worry, after the 2 for 1 happy hour the place will be dead. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
529 No, thank you. Beer goes right through me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
530 I guess another drink wouldn't kill me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
531 You look like someone who could kill for beer. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
532 No thanks. I'm tonight's Designated-Reaper. See you on the road home, though. 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
533 This one is on me. Love you guys from Breitbart 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
534 Thanks, but beer tends to run right through me. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
535 Have one. It won’t kill you. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
536 Don't worry. I'm here for the bartender 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
537 Thanks, but I never drink on the job. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
538 Say goodbye to your hops and drams. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
539 Why don't you kill them both? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
540 The hell you say. One for the road, then. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
541 Have a beer, buddy. You look grim. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
542 No seriously, what's your poison? 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
543 Thanks, but I never drink on the job. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
544 I can't. I'm working. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
545 Why not, it is last call. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
546 I've got sobering news. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
547 Looking for a cold one? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
548 I can't, it goes right through me. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
549 C’mon, one beer won’t kill ya. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
550 Looks like you could use a bier! 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
551 Cheers to remaining the only thing certain in this world 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
552 To hell with last call. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
553 Thanks, but I'll pass. I don't like to drink and scythe. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
554 Thanks, but I really shouldn't be drinking on the job. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
555 That is not the ‘Samuel Adams’ I am here to collect. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
556 A toast to three weeks without a smoke! 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
557 Thanks, but no thanks. I am your designated driver tonight, you know. 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
558 No thanks....you'll be needing them both, I'm afraid. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
559 You may want to close your tab too. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
560 One more for the end of the road? 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
561 It's your lucky day: I found your car keys too. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
562 Here have a glass. Can I set you up on a blind date with my mother-in-law? 1.2738 0.07055 84 70 5 9
563 Not sure where my friend just disappeared to, but you can have his beer. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
564 If that's a Guinness, you get another decade. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
565 Awh, come on, one won't kill ya. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
566 That's...not why I'm here. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
567 Here's to tomorrow! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
568 No thanks. I'm due at the White House. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
569 Nah, that stuff always goes right through me. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
570 No thanks. I'm not allowed to drink during Happy Hour. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
571 Would it kill you to have a little fun. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
572 RIP? No, IPA! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
573 You're a 'glass-half-full' kinda guy, amiright? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
574 Have a drink. It ain't over yet. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
575 At this hour, it’s usually dead in here. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
576 Hey, haf a lil drinky poo with me. You never know when death could be staring you in the face. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
577 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... 1.2716 0.07246 81 68 4 9
578 I'd love to, but I'm the designated reaper tonight. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
579 Not so grim, my friend. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
580 I'd drink both if I were you. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
581 I love how dead this place is. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
582 Would it kill me to buy you a round? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
583 No thanks, it always goes right through me 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
584 No thanks, I’m watching my carbs. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
585 L'chaim? Really? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
586 Have a drink. You look like death. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
587 How YOU doin'? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
588 Sorry ‘bout yer beer, but right now, I need ‘em both !! 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
589 No thanks, but I'll let you give me a ride home. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
590 You're here for the beer, right? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
591 Let's drink to your health! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
592 Last ones on me! 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
593 I guess another beer wouldn't kill me. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
594 Here pal, what could possibly go wrong? 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
595 I never met a celebrity before. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
596 The last one’s on me. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
597 Oh c’mon, one won’t kill you! 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
598 I'll wait for you in the car. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
599 Thanks for giving me back my car keys, mister. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
600 Bottoms up. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
601 My wife should be here in a few minutes. Have a beer. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
602 Hey buddy, care to join me for last call? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
603 How did you know I’d like the Pale Ale? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
604 No, thanks. I'm tonight's designated reaper. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
605 Whatever doesn't kill you! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
606 Want a drink? You look like death. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
607 I promise this is my last one. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
608 Here's to new beginnings. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
609 C'mon, one drink wouldn't kill you. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
610 I don't need your assistance. When I get home tonight my wife's going to kill me. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
611 Well, OK. But I insist - the last round's on me. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
612 Naw--let's stick around a little longer. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
613 Steve? Is that you? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
614 No thanks...that stuff will kill you. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
615 Join me? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
616 C'mon, give it a try--it won't kill ya'! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
617 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Gif me a minute, I'll dwive you there m'self. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
618 No, thanks. You know what they say, "an eternity on the hips." 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
619 ."Hi. Waiting for someone. ?" 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
620 None for me, booze is the real killer 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
621 No, I don’t have any plans this evening. Why do you ask? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
622 It's no longer happy hour. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
623 Thank you, but just so you know, I have a boyfriend. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
624 "Believe it or not, I'm actually here for the hat". 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
625 I do believe I would settle for that head and body. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
626 Death? Hi, Death, I'm Joe. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
627 I'm more of a Bloody Mary guy myself. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
628 I'd love to, but it'll just go right through me. 1.2658 0.06909 79 65 7 7
629 How many years does a floral yet hoppy IPA from Vermont get me? 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
630 Thanks for takin’ care of the mother-in-law 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
631 To death. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
632 You bet your life I would! 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
633 Aw, c'mon. Have a beer...it's not gonna kill you! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
634 Hey, pal, why so grim? 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
635 C'mon life is short, live a littel! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
636 Would you like to have a beer-death experience? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
637 It's good for the soul. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
638 Who’s a guy gotta kill to get a drink around here? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
639 Thanks, here's to a long life 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
640 Here's to the Middle Class whom I shall remember with fondness. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
641 No buddy, to your health. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
642 About that "last call" you just responded to... 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
643 I take it you're not a happy drunk 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
644 Normally I wouldn't be caught dead in this dive. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
645 Skull! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
646 My boss is the devil too! 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
647 Why is it I always get stuck with the tab? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
648 No thanks, I'm your Designated Driver. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
649 It’s on me, Mr Bannon! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
650 Thanks, but I think you’d better drink both of them. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
651 Last call? You have no idea. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
652 I guess one, wouldn't kill me. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
653 Thanks. But not while I’m working. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
654 Maybe I don’t want to ‘live a little.’ 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
655 Well, my wife sure warned me there'd be hell to pay when I got the tab! 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
656 You’re looking a little grim. This one’s on me. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
657 Relax pal! You look like death hungover. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
658 I'm willing to reach across the aisle if you are. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
659 You go ahead. I'll wait. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
660 Here's to thankless jobs - but hey, at least we're working, right? 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
661 No thanks. I'm reaping later. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
662 Thanks! I'd toast you, too, but you're already toast. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
663 Seriously, drink will definitely be the death of you. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
664 You don't know who I am, do you? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
665 Thanks, but it goes right through me. 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
666 If you can lose your job to automation . . .who's next? 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
667 No thanks. Where you're going, you'll wish you had both. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
668 This takes blacking out to a whole new level. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
669 'Would I be interested in a COLD ONE? Huh? You tryin' to be funny, mister?' 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
670 I'll wait for you in the car. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
671 Okay, but the next one's on me 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
672 Now that tax reform is done, you're all that's left. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
673 No thanks, I don't drink on the job. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
674 It's on me-they just repealed my tax. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
675 I wouldn't be too worried about racking up a tab if I were you either. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
676 No thanks, I'm the designated... Oh, what the hell, one's not going to kill me, right? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
677 OK. But just one more - then we really gotta go! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
678 No, thanks. I try not to drink and scythe. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
679 Now that you mention it, I do come here often. But most people don't call me baby. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
680 Have a beer on me and tell me all about your next appointment. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
681 This one’s on me. It’s last call. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
682 'No thanks, I don't like to drink and scythe.' 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
683 Well okay, I suppose another one won't kill me. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
684 One's not gonna kill you... 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
685 Taste this new microbrew. It’s killer. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
686 No thanks, you'll need it when you see who's up there. 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
687 Drink up. You can't take it with you. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
688 My pleasure. I had a very good year. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
689 No, let me buy. It's quite literally last call. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
690 I can’t. I’m your designated driver. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
691 Thanks, but I'm working. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
692 I can tell you, that stuff will kill you. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
693 Thanks my man; I'll wait till you're done. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
694 You look like death warmed over. Have a frosty one? 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
695 Just in time for the last call! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
696 No thanks. I'm still on the job. 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
697 Shall we go merrily into this good night? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
698 Thanks, I'd kill for one. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
699 Here's to the "death tax"! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
700 You look like a pale ale kind of guy. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
701 Yes, thanks. That'll buy you another 15 minutes. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
702 Here fella, have a drink. It doesn't look like it could do you any harm. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
703 How do they toast people where you come from? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
704 My doctor said stop drinking. But what’s it going to do, kill me? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
705 Bottoms up, Harry, it's last call. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
706 Drink as much as you want. I'll drive. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
707 No thanks, I'm still on the clock 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
708 Killer week? 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
709 Is it offensive if I say l'Chaim? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
710 You had me at "hello". 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
711 Such a relief not to have to worry about end-of-life care. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
712 Oh, come on; one beer won't kill ya! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
713 Thanks, but I never drink when I’m working. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
714 I might be grim, but I still enjoy Happy Hour. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
715 To life, to life , l'chiam 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
716 I will gladly join you but then there’s somewhere you have to be. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
717 Sure. One more won't kill me. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
718 OK OK you CAN take it with you. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
719 Yes, I will share a beer with you Mr. Miller, since it is your time. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
720 I'll wait. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
721 Last call. Care to join me? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
722 No, thanks. Go ahead and drink up. You're won't be driving tonight. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
723 Thanks! Work was murder this week. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
724 Sure, I'll have one. After all, it is last call! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
725 You just need to live a little. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
726 Why don't you finish them both and speed things up for me? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
727 Always good to get a drink in before the graveyard shift 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
728 Well - only if you're driving. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
729 Make it one for the Reaper, and one more for the road. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
730 Enjoy them while you can because this is last call. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
731 I got a call from your liver. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
732 You should have yours 'to go!' 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
733 You voted for Trump too? Sweet. Want some of this antifreeze? Never tried it before but it sure smells good and I heard it gets you really fucked up. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
734 This one is on me pal, please tell me it's your day off. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
735 No, I won't join you, but ironically you will be joining me. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
736 Here's the deal. First one finished has to leave ... alone. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
737 You're just in time. I'm running a tab. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
738 Is that a draft or is it me? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
739 To Life! 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
740 How about a stiff one? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
741 I'd rather have a Zombie. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
742 Here's to Life! 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
743 No thank you, I'm going to be your designated driver, tonight! 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
744 Drink up, you deserve it! You got that tax bill passed! 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
745 Drink up...it's LAST call. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
746 Just one. It goes right through me. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
747 Well I've just met you and I don't think you're a buzz kill at all. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
748 One more before I go? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
749 You look like hell. Have one on me. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
750 No Thanks. I’m waiting for someone. Drink up. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
751 Well I guess one won't kill me! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
752 Have a drink. You're looking grim. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
753 Do you stutter or really say’last last call’? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
754 To good spirits! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
755 Here's to life, or what's left of it. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
756 I suppose one wouldn’t kill me. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
757 I always just miss happy hour. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
758 Oh yes, after I swipe off that head. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
759 Relax! I'm just here to unwind between clients. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
760 I thought you were dead! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
761 Here, you can get me the next time. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
762 A beer death experience 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
763 No thanks, I am on the job. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
764 Thanks, buddy, I'm here for you too-- drink's on me! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
765 You look like you need this more than I do, buddy. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
766 Fears! 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
767 You better “chug” those. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
768 Farmer, ay? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
769 Bet you can’t kill this beer! 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
770 Thanks, but it might affect my aim. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
771 I said I wanted a bier. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
772 Oh come on, one little beer isn't gonna kill you. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
773 Umm, yes. I suppose I have been 'killing it' today. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
774 Oh no thank you, I'm working 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
775 May you be in heaven half an hour befor the devil knows you're dead. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
776 Here you go,Pal. Maybe this will take the edge off. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
777 Go ahead, drink 'em both. It's last call, for you. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
778 Thanks, but I need something stiffer after the day I've had. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
779 To good health!? Guess again pal. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
780 Cheer up. If they wipe out cancer, another disease will come along. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
781 Okay, one more than I really have to kill you. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
782 Sorry, I'm working. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
783 If you had a chest this would put some hair on it. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
784 I guess when they said "last call" they really meant it. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
785 Yea, okay. But we still have to leave together 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
786 C'mon, it's Happy Hour. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
787 Thanks, I’d kill for a beer. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
788 No thanks. I don't drink when I'm working. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
789 Here -- looks like I don't have time for both. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
790 You'll need one for the road 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
791 Thanks for the beer, this new job is killing me. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
792 No thanks ... I don't drown sorrows. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
793 Hey Buddy, how about a cold one? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
794 Sorry, I'm on the job. And when I mess up, people live. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
795 Just so you know, I'm about to bring a whole new meaning to "Last Call." 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
796 No thanks, I already drank myself to death. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
797 Triple IPA from Vermont, it's to die for. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
798 Ok, I heard ya, Mister Last Call 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
799 To your health! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
800 Thanks, but I'm not allowed to drink on the job. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
801 Yes, it’s really me but you have nothing to worry about. I work for the Department of Health and Human Services now. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
802 That damn cardiologist saved another one, huh. Here ya go, Grimmy. First round is on me. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
803 Ah, come on, one more won't kill you! 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
804 Mondays, am I right? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
805 Thanks Bannon 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
806 I usually wait till last call 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
807 Cold and stiff, just as you like 'em. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
808 No thanks. I'll just go wait in the car. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
809 Sure. What the hell. You only have time to drink one anyway. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
810 Yes, it's actually quite similar to Margaritaville! 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
811 No disrespect, but it's happy hour. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
812 Thanks, but they go right through me. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
813 Why not? I've got time to kill." 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
814 No thanks, I stick to pale ales. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
815 The Gravediggers' Union salutes you, Sir. 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
816 To your health, old buddy. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
817 I'll buy you a round if you don't mind stopping by the White House. 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
818 I'd love one--work was hell today. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
819 Have one on me! I hear it’s last call. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
820 If I were you, I'd drink both! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
821 I'm guessing you've probably never had an IPA? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
822 It's a quarter to three. Now why do you think there's no one else here except you and me? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
823 You win. Less filling. Now let’s go. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
824 Hey buddy, have a beer. Just one won’t kill ya! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
825 Drink up american, it's your last happy hour. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
826 I'd share but it looks like I'm not driving tonight. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
827 I'm really not supposed to drink with the customers. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
828 Steve Bannon, you look like you could use a drink. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
829 This craft beer is to die for. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
830 Here ya go, pal. I'm driving. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
831 You Uber guys are everywhere! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
832 Here's to one last round for the road. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
833 Thanks, but I prefer a Bloody Mary. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
834 One more before closing? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
835 I wish I could bring an early end to 2017, too. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
836 Busy year, huh? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
837 Thanks, but... you need it more than I do. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
838 Here's to a long and happy life! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
839 Are you familiar with the phrase: 'dead drunk?' 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
840 Come on. It won't kill you. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
841 Sorry I don't drink on the job 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
842 Not while I'm in uniform, but thanks anyway. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
843 Here's to you, Ghost of Christmas future! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
844 Cheer up. The GOP is eliminating Obamacare. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
845 Last call...indeed. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
846 Last round is on me. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
847 To the future! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
848 That's not what I meant by 'It's your turn'. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
849 Here's to looking at death straight in the eye! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
850 Looks like I won’t have to pay my tab today, so might as well 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
851 C'mon Death, live a little. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
852 Tough day at work too? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
853 One more before I go? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
854 This stuff will be the death of me, but cheers anyway friend! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
855 Thanks, but it just goes right through me. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
856 Better make that ‘to go,’ bud. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
857 No thanks. Beer goes right through me. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
858 Cheer up, there’s another election in 2020. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
859 No thanks - when I drink and scythe, they occasionally arrive alive. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
860 Thanks, but I'm working. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
861 I'm waiting for happy hour to end. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
862 You're not going to finish that. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
863 Why not? I hate doing my job sober. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
864 Why yes thank you, I'll have one. After all it's last call. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
865 Hell yes, I'll wait 'til you drink both. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
866 Thanks no, but can you give me a ride home? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
867 Thanks, but you're going need that more than I do. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
868 Happy Hour isn't the only thing about to end. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
869 Have a drink, it won't kill you. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
870 How 'bout one more for the road... 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
871 You're thinking of my father, Time. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
872 Have a drink buddy, it's not like it will kill you 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
873 You've never heard of Happy Hour? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
874 I'm dying to have a drink with you, buddy. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
875 Where have you been all my life? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
876 It won't change my mind. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
877 Thank you, I'm as dry as a bone. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
878 Thanks, but that’s not the bier I was talking about. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
879 Live a little. You only die once! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
880 Geez, buddy, looks like you could use a drink! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
881 I can't. GOP's got me working overtime. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
882 You go ahead. I'll wait. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
883 Thanks, I have something for you too. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
884 Drink too much, and tomorrow morning's gonna be hell. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
885 Toast? ...I'm not toast, you're toast. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
886 Thanks, but I don't drink on the job. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
887 Sure, we share a couple of drinks, some laughs, but believe me, it's not going to end well. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
888 You're welcome, sir. Now, do you remember saying you were dying for a drink? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
889 Here's mud in your eye-socket! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
890 Now God can just swipe left, and I'm out of a job. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
891 Is it gluten-free? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
892 C'mon, I voted for your guy. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
893 Cheers! Looks like a great year for you Republicans! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
894 What doesn't kill you....oh wait 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
895 Thanks, but I'm driving. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
896 Thanks pal, you're a real life saver! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
897 Are you celebrating Trump too? 1.2466 0.07241 73 62 4 7
898 Hey gorgeous! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
899 I don't have time for a drink, and neither do you. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
900 Very tempting, but I'm on the clock. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
901 To Death! Let us part. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
902 Thanks, but no. I'm the designated driver. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
903 No thanks. Alcohol goes right through me. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
904 It's a little yeasty, but it won't kill you. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
905 Just one...I'm reaping tonight...and by the way... 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
906 Here ya go buddy. Nobody's happy ALL the time. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
907 Why so grim? This one's on me. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
908 Bold move Jimmie, but I'm not here for you! 1.2394 0.07361 71 61 3 7
909 Not the "cold one" I was talking about. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
910 My place or yours? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
911 Yea, I always stick around for last call 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
912 Someone said last call?? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
913 Drink up.....Last call! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
914 None for me, thanks, that stuff'll kill you. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
915 You look different from your profile photo. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
916 Just one, then we gotta go 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
917 You're a scythe for sore eyes, too, pal. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
918 Alright, just the one. Then I really must take you to this after-hours place. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
919 You keep it. It’s almost last call. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
920 Sure, why not? Call me the ghost of Christmas Pabst. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
921 No, thanks. You’re driving tonight. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
922 Aw, c'mon, one beer won't kill ya. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
923 That wasn't the happy hour bell, Bob. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
924 Nah keep it, beer just goes right through me. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
925 'It's yours now, the guy sitting here just dissapeared" 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
926 Here's to your health. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
927 Hey! I bet you'd like a cold one. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
928 Let's drink to my health! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
929 You do know happy hour ends at ends at 7, right? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
930 No, I insist. Last call's on me. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
931 Thanks, I could kill for a beer right now. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
932 Feel like killing a beer or two, mister? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
933 Thanks, but I’ve already had so much, that could be the death of me. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
934 No thanks, you're driving 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
935 Come on...one drink won't kill you. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
936 'A better place,' you say? I guess we'll see, but this place sets the bar pretty high. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
937 I guess I won't be driving, so I'll have two. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
938 No, my friend, Happy Hour it isn't. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
939 Take off your coat, honey, put down your mop, and let's get acquainted. 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
940 I guess this really is “last call”! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
941 One for the roadkill. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
942 Have a beer, buddy...you look like death warmed over. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
943 Ironically, you missed last call. But I got you. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
944 Norm!!!! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
945 Well aren't you a scythe for sore eyes. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
946 Does this mean Happy Hour is over? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
947 It'll take the edge off. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
948 I can't tonight, I'm the designated scyther. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
949 I'm not sure which team is yours, but I hope they win. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
950 No, thanks, I'm waiting for some health nut. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
951 Hey pal have a beer. You look like death warmed over. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
952 This winter ale is to die for. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
953 I ordered two. The bartender told me it would be last call. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
954 I really shouldn't, I'm on the clock. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
955 Buddy, my name’s not ‘Shweety’, and I promise you don’t want to come home with me. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
956 Here's to tomorrow! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
957 Oh come on, have another drink. It won't kill ya. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
958 You must be dying for a beer. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
959 Let's drink! To Trump care! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
960 C'mon...just a couple more and I'll drive you home. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
961 He doesn't get here 'til 10. Would you like a beer while you wait? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
962 I killed it today. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
963 Kinda gives new meaning to "one for the road," now doesn't it. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
964 No thank you. I don't drink when I'm working. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
965 Here you go, buddy. You kinda look like death warmed over. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
966 C'mon buddy, get a life! 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
967 To life, indeed. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
968 Come on, have one! It won't kill you! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
969 No thanks, I prefer a bier. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
970 You bet it’s frustrating. They’re so absorbed in their smartphones, it’s like I’m not even there! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
971 Do I look dehydrated? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
972 The boss says texting is more efficient. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
973 No thanks- that stuff just goes right through me 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
974 Hey, my Guardian Angel is running late. Want a beer? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
975 Thanks, but I prefer something dark with a nice bitter finish. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
976 Keep it, you're gonna want to forget this. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
977 Ordering a second round, now that I see I will not be picking up the tab. 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
978 Okay, but that's the last one. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
979 Sure, but let's not drink to your health. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
980 Cheers, I guess I won't have to pay off my tab! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
981 I'll tell you, it's a real change of pace having men in Hollywood kill their own careers for once. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
982 Hey, can you make it two? Taxes will be here in a minute. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
983 One more for the road? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
984 No thanks, I'm sorta your designated driver. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
985 It’d take more than a beer 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
986 Come on, things can't be that grim. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
987 Come on, one more won't kill us 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
988 Long day? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
989 We'll need to get those to go. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
990 To the future! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
991 I'm a spirits man myself 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
992 C’mon. It ain’t gonna kill ya. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
993 That's a nice gesture, but it won't postpone the inevitable. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
994 Oh c'mon. It can wait.. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
995 Don't beer the reaper. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
996 Thanks, but my way is faster. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
997 No, thanks. I’m your designated scyther. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
998 See...Not so grim. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
999 Come on, have a beer. It won't kill ya. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1000 Oh no, beer goes right through me 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1001 I said, ‘D.O.A.,’ not ‘I.P.A.’ 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1002 C'mon, lighten up. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1003 I might as well. I'll have to pay your tab anyways. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1004 Thanks! I'm hoping 2018 is even better. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
1005 I think right now you need that more than me... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1006 I can't. I'm working. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
1007 If you,ve got the time, I've got the bier. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1008 C'mon brother - like it's gonna kill you to have a drink ... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1009 Thanks. I’ll have both when we’re through here. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1010 Last call you say? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1011 No thanks. It just runs right through me. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1012 I could really use one of those after the eternity I've had. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1013 It's a quarter to three, there's no one in the place, except you and me. . . 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1014 Which Network you headed to next ? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1015 Here, try not to be so Grim. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1016 Us Giants fans got to stick together 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
1017 No one's ever offered... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1018 'Lchaim', to life'. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1019 No, you idiot, I said it's time for a "bier." 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1020 No thanks, draft beer goes right through me. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1021 Hammered before sickle! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1022 Is it organic? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1023 OK. But just one more - then we really gotta go! 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1024 No thanks, we're not staying long. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1025 Hey pal have a beer. You look like death warmed over. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1026 Thanks for the offer, but you're still going to hell. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1027 I must say, sir, your kind offer makes my purpose for being here a bit more difficult. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1028 It’s closing time, dude. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1029 I'll have to pass. I cut wheat, i don't drink it. Gluten can kill ya. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1030 I can't. I'm your designated driver. Not that you'll survive the ride home either way but it's the principle of the thing. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1031 You are accepting this quite gracefully. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1032 Oh no--that stuff will kill you. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1033 Here's to the repeal of the Death Tax. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1034 Nah, it’s just gonna go right through me. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1035 No, no. I said, "You're toast". 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1036 I must have the wrong bar. This place is already dead. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1037 Oh...why not?! I actually have a little time to kill... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1038 Here's to you being dead. It's been a hellish year for the rest of us. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1039 No thanks, you go ahead. After all, it is last call. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1040 Better drink up, pal. It's last call. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1041 Hey pal, you here on business or pleasure? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1042 Sure. One last stout before I check you out? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1043 Drink up! I'm your designated driver. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1044 You looked younger in your pictures. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1045 Nice try. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1046 There's closing time, and there's Closing Time. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1047 No thanks. I'm tonight's designated driver. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1048 Are you sure? It’s last call. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1049 I'm waiting until you get behind the wheel. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1050 Let’s have one more before we go. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1051 It's really not MY health we should be toasting. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1052 Thanks, but I can't really show you Christmas Future 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1053 This IPA is to die for! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1054 I never drink when I am on the job. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1055 I promise, it's gluten free. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1056 You look like you could use this more than me. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1057 Okay, one for the road to Hell. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1058 How about a cold one? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1059 No thank you, that stuff goes right through me. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1060 Come on, man, one drink won't kill you. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1061 Do you have any idea how tired I am of hearing, "How's 'bout one more for the road?"? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1062 Why not? I can always get an Uber. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
1063 I don't want to sound grim, but I prefer to drink alone. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1064 Why not? It won't kill me. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1065 Thanks, but not when I'm working. Did you happen to notice your ex in the parking lot? 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1066 Nope, and I don't pay taxes, either. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1067 Whatever happened to "Death be not proud"? Lemme buy you a drink! 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1068 This’ll raise your spirits. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1069 It's really dark. You'll like it. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1070 Nah...One more'll kill me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1071 That stuff goes right through me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1072 Well Jasper, when I say "Time Gentlemen" it has a slightly different meaning. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1073 This beer is to die for! 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1074 Naw, beer just goes right through me. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1075 You the socially responsible guy who called for Uber? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1076 Is that light beer? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1077 Here’s to the economy! 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1078 No, I don't want to take your last one! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1079 I suppose one beer wouldn't kill me. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1080 Hey Slim, let’s drink to your health. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1081 That's the spirit! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1082 Man, I'd not kill for a beer! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1083 No, thank you. I'm on duty now. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
1084 stick around, happy hour's a killer here 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1085 Here's to hoping you're wearing a costume and not a uniform. 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1086 No thanks, buddy, that stuff will kill you... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1087 Not for me. I’m the designated scyther. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1088 Yeah, you don't recognize me do you? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1089 Have one! Don't be a killjoy. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1090 Let's skip the first part, and just toast to taxes. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1091 Go for it. What is chugging two beers going to do, kill you? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1092 Did you hear the one about the guy who dropped dead at last call? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1093 Let's drink to a swift end to 2017! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1094 Thanks. I'm in the mood for a cold one. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1095 C'mon buddy, get a life! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1096 You're late. Beer? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1097 It’s just that my wife is cheating. And if anything happens to the guy, she’ll know it was me. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1098 Flirting with Death. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1099 Here's to 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.' 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1100 You DO realize this is not a Halloween costume, right? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1101 Relax, it's the bartender's job to announce last call. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1102 And Happy Last Year to you! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1103 Is it a frosted mug? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1104 ...and another just like it if you take her damn dog too. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1105 Have a seat, I've been waiting for you. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1106 Here . . . you look like you need this more than I do. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1107 Ah, what the hell. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1108 So, one drink won’t kill you. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1109 Look, man. Just because you're feeling grim that doesn't make us brothers. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1110 Hey fella, why so grim? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1111 The way I figure, it sure beats dying alone. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1112 No thanks, I'd rather die 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1113 Thanks. Next bier's on me. 1.2188 0.07542 64 56 2 6
1114 I said I'm buyin', not dyin' 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1115 No drinking when I'm on the job. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1116 Sure, what the heck -- the wife keeps telling me to be less grim. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1117 I would but I'm gluten free. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1118 When the barkeep shouts, 'Last call!' I better take him more seriously. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1119 Last one? If you say so. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1120 You just missed 'last call', buddy. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1121 Trust me. You need it more than I do. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1122 One last pint before we go??? 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1123 Like I always say, "there are no strangers, only friends I haven't met yet." 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1124 Let me buy you a beer. Ive been dying to meet you. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1125 No thanks. Happy hour really isn't my thing. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1126 No no I can’t... I’m waiting for a Donald Trump 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1127 Don’t think buying me a drink means I won’t leave with you. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1128 You're too late but you can have his beer if you want. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1129 Why don’t you try living for a change? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1130 I'm afraid we're cutting you off 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1131 Sure, why not drink to your health? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1132 Join me for a bier? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1133 ' Last call' ? Well, if you insist. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1134 One of us will have a good year. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1135 Why so grim?! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1136 Your generosity will be the death of me. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1137 Thanks, but I need to stay sharp. 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1138 My friend, that'll buy you a day. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1139 Another guy offered me ‘White House Chief Strategist.’ 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1140 You might as well drink both. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1141 Good thing dead men tell no tales. My wife would kill me if she knew I was here. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1142 No thanks, that stuff'll kill you. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1143 No thanks-- I'm trying to cut down. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1144 "No thanks, I'm looking for a bier". 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1145 Now THAT'S a 'last call'! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1146 Here's hoping it's Halloween. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1147 Here's to the last last call. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1148 “Bottoms up?” I’ll pass that along to your undertaker. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1149 I am supposed to take you with me at 5, but sure, why not, its not 5 o'clock somewhere. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1150 Normally I don’t feel like death until the next morning. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1151 Maybe in a minute. My shift is just about over. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1152 I never drink on the job, but leave it there my shift's almost over. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1153 Drink up! I hear the death tax got axed. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1154 Congratulations on your appointment as the new Secretary of Defense. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1155 I'd kill for a drink. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1156 Trust me, this one won't kill you. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1157 Cheers to the Reaper of hops, barley and souls. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1158 You look like death, have a drink! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1159 Thanks, but I don't drink and scythe. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1160 My pleasure. Drive careful, hear? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1161 So what line of work are you in? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1162 I'll pass, thank you. I have no stomach for beer...no stomach at all. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1163 Sure, I'll have one more. What could it hurt? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1164 You look like I feel. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1165 Ask not for whom the beer tolls, it tolls for thee. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1166 You look like you could use a cold one. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1167 That's the spirit! 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
1168 Hey, live a little! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1169 I never drink on the job. Besides, you need it more than I do. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1170 What do you mean, "last call"? It's only 10:00!? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1171 Thanks, but I don't drink when I'm working. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1172 Well, if we're off to the hot place, let's share a cold one first! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1173 Here! Wipe that grim off your face. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1174 The Fire-and-Brim-Stone IPA is a little hoppy, but I think you'll like it. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1175 Yes, please! That stuff will kill you! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1176 Better not. I don't want to lose my edge. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1177 You look like death warmed over, here have one! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1178 Yeah, I've done lawn work too. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1179 Nah, that stuff goes right through me. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1180 I said Grim Reaper, not gimmebeer 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1181 Well, my shift starts in 10 minutes, but I guess my passengers can wait. 1.2154 0.07433 65 57 2 6
1182 Ladies night was better under Obama 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1183 No thanks, they go right through me. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1184 So...I guess this is last call. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1185 Norm!!!! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1186 Let's toast your new position as Ambassador to North Korea ! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1187 Hey buddy, have I ever told you about my wife. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1188 A final one for the road 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1189 You really shouldn't have. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1190 Go ahead It's not gonna kill ya 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1191 Hey buddy, what do you say we drink to long life? 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1192 No, I haven't heard the one about the unsuspecting drunk. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1193 And here's to grim life. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1194 I was expecting Jesus, but what the hell. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1195 Oh come on, live a little. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1196 Here, looks like today's been a real killer. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1197 How about some spirits? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1198 Sure buddy, I'd be HAPPY to drive you home. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1199 It's the last call. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1200 You must be the currently live entertainment. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1201 I really shouldn't, but since you're driving me home... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1202 no thanks- I'm dead tired today 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1203 Well, yes, I do love cold biers! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1204 That might buy you five minutes tops. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1205 No thanks, I’m driving. The Highway to Hell is killer this time of year. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1206 How about I give you a pint of Guinness and you give me an extra year? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1207 Better have one with me now. Business will be booming when they end Obamacare. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1208 Sigh... I’ve never worked this much overtime. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1209 Nice to see you; this place is dead. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1210 L'chaim, to life! Eh, never mind. I'll drink it myself. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1211 How many virgins? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1212 Jesus! You better have one of these; you look like death warmed over. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1213 Extra dark, the way you like it. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1214 I hope you're not hitting on me, because I'm not that kind of ghoul. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1215 Thanks, but I never mix business with pleasure. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1216 Come on, have one. I'm running a tab. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1217 So this is really last call. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1218 No thanks, I’m not here for the beer. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1219 No thanks! I'll just wait 'til you're FINISHED! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1220 I’m actually working right now... Oh, whatever - I suppose one drink won’t kill me. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1221 Better drink up. It's your last call. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1222 We're the last two...you know what that means!?! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1223 Look at me, of course I can't hold my liquor. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1224 Oh, go ahead. Loosen up! You always look so grim! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1225 Your date stood you up, too? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1226 Come on, one more won't kill us 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1227 And I would be delighted to buy you another round tomorrow evening. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1228 Thanks but beer just goes right through me. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1229 What's the rush? We've got all night. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1230 Thanks for the offer, but it just goes straight through me. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1231 My buddy was right. This craft beer is to die for. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1232 So, the Grim Reaper walks into a bar... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1233 OK thanks, but it's still last call for you. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1234 Thanks, but a toast to good health would be a conflict of interest. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1235 Oh, thanks! Let's drink to your health! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1236 No thanks, that stuff just runs right thru me. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1237 No, I don't drink and scythe. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1238 Come on, one ain't gonna kill you! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1239 One beer gonna kill yah? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1240 Told you, you should have stuck with cigarette s 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1241 Long day? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1242 I'd be glad to....I have few minutes to kill anyway. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1243 You mean to tell me I made it through without a sexual harassment accusation? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1244 To fatal liver disease! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1245 This will help you forget. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1246 Come, a beer won't kill you. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1247 "A toast to being toast". 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1248 No, I really shouldn't. I'm on the job. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1249 Thanks. But that stuff will kill you. Believe me. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1250 A younger person took my job too. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1251 Do I look thirsty? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1252 Sorry, beer goes right through me. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1253 Have a beer. I’m not ready yet 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1254 Fraternizing with clients is usually frowned upon but if you say it’s Belgian ... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1255 Cut the wheat myself. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1256 No, thanks. That'll go right through me. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1257 This ones one me, that was my ex wife you killed last week. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1258 Why not. You still have 50 minutes left on the parking meter. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1259 Here Bro, you season workers deserve it the most! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1260 Don’t worry. I only cut down those who use the word ‘artisanal.’ 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1261 C'mon buddy, one beer won't kill ya! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1262 Don't let the repeal of the death tax get you down! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1263 Well, here you are, where everybody knows your name. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1264 Come on over and join me. Business hasn't been the same since they banned smoking. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1265 No thanks pal, that stuff will just run right through me. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1266 Here's to you friend, its nice to have company at the bar at 9 a.m. on a Tuesday. So, what do you do for a living? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1267 Oh come on, live a little. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1268 I’m just killing time. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1269 No it's not a Halloween costume, but I'll take the beer. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1270 Thanks, I am dying of thirst. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1271 Thanks, but I’m still on the clock. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1272 I’m not here for 2-for-1 happy hour. I’m here BECAUSE of 2-for l happy hour. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1273 'Come on- even you need a holiday". 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1274 Thanks, but no. My aim is lousy when I drink. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1275 Take my wife, please. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1276 Concerned for his health, Bill's therapist recommended he stop drinking alone. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1277 Thanks for the beer, stranger! No, I don't have a designated driver. Why do you ask? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1278 Thanks, but I never drink when I’m working. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1279 No thanks. . . I got a long night ahead of me. What's your blood type? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1280 No thanks, I'm a mean drunk. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1281 Don't be so grim, Reaper. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1282 No thanks, I'm still working 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1283 Here, when you're done, then we'll go. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1284 If that’s gluten free beer I’ll kill you now... 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1285 The last one’s on me. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1286 Not for me. I'm driving. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1287 Sorry, I'm not allowed to drink on the job. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1288 Cheers, or maybe not. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1289 Take this, Mac. You look like death warmed over. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1290 Go on , have a beer . After all you only live once ! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1291 Thanks but not thanks. I have a strict policy of not drinking while on the job. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1292 Care for a beer while you wait? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1293 Well, guess i won't be needing this one 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1294 Oh no, thanks, I'm a bit of a brew snob. I prefer mine dark and bitter. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1295 To Life! To Life! L'chayim! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1296 Sorry, man. I'm on the job. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1297 Mr Reaper- Last call-one for the road! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1298 I'd love to, but my Uber will be here in a minute. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1299 I can’t drink on the job. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1300 Lets drink to a long life. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1301 No thanks, I hear it cuts down on your life expectancy. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1302 The work is a bit depressing but I like the job security. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1303 I'm here for YOU too, buddy! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1304 When I said "last call" it wasn't for alcohol. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1305 Unfortunately I meant another kind of last call. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1306 Are you coming with me to the after party? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1307 It’s closing time. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1308 I usually don't drink when I am working. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1309 I will be your designated driver, no problem. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1310 No, thanks. I'm on call. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1311 Thanks, but I'm still reaping. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1312 No thanks, man, but you go ahead-- YOLO. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1313 I would, but I'm working. Are you Craig? 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1314 One more for eternity? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1315 I'm actually looking for a bloody Mary. Have you seen her? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1316 I guess we have time for one more before we go. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1317 You’re dead, drunk. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1318 Thanks, buddy. Next time I won't forget to bring my ID. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1319 Hey pal, do you have any advice for a guy in a dead-end job? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1320 I’m not falling for that again. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1321 Thanks, no. I’m incontinent. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1322 Come on. One beer ain't gonna kill ya. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1323 No thanks...I'm working tonight. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1324 Why so grim, buddy? Pint's on me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1325 Never drink and scythe! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1326 Thanks, pal, but I never drink when I’m about to start the graveyard shift. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1327 Awe, come on. One won’t kill you. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1328 Seriously? I'm getting White Russians at all of Trump's places. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1329 You can drink it. It's hot where we're going. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1330 Pale Ale? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1331 Thanks, but I'm on the clock. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1332 No thanks. That stuff just seems to run right through me. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1333 No man. I'm telling you, this isn't happy hour. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1334 No, it wouldn't kill me to have a beer. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1335 All I’m saying is you wouldn’t see anyone buying the taxman a beer. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1336 Better not. I'm the designated reaper. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1337 I’m going to pass. Beer goes right through me. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1338 How about a little hair of the dog? You look like death. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1339 Sure, why not? Drinking and driving is how I got this job in the first place. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1340 Have a Brew Mr. Bannon 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1341 C'mon...one more won't kill ya! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1342 Here, pal. Have a cool one while you're waiting. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1343 You go ahead, I'm still working. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1344 Before we go, here's one for the road. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1345 Here ya go. My job sucks too. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1346 I better not. Beer goes right through me. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1347 No thanks, I'm reaping...... 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1348 Got time to kill a beer? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1349 Join you? Join me! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1350 Here, have one on me. You look dry as a bone! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1351 It won't kill you to have just one. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1352 Thanks - your last one's on me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1353 Why so grim? Have a beer. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1354 No thanks, I'm your designated driver tonight. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1355 You had a great run as "scariest of all time," but none of us saw this administration coming. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1356 I am so parched, I'll give you two weeks for that beer. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1357 No, you have that, you're driving. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1358 Drink up. We'll take an Uber. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1359 No thanks, my Friend. Beer goes right through me these days. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1360 Did you see; they elimuinated the estate tax. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1361 No thanks. Alcohol goes right through me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1362 These poor seasonal employees - they show up every November but then seem to just melt away by January... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1363 Tough day at the office, am I right. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1364 You can't hold any liquor? - Show me! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1365 Here is to certainty 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1366 I'm afraid this isn't a social call. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1367 Here, I heard you got fired by Trump. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1368 No thanks, I'm working. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1369 I've been to hell and back today 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1370 Here's to what ales ya. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1371 Have one on me. They don't serve anything on that river boat. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1372 Thanks, but I can't...it goes right through me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1373 C'mon, just one, it's not going to kill you. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1374 Maybe you misunderstood. Only the Death TAX is cancelled. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1375 No thanks, believe me that stuff will kill you. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1376 Come on, one of these won’t kill you! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1377 One for the road paved with good intentions? Why not! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1378 Thanks, but YOU'RE the one dying of thirst. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1379 Take my wife, please. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1380 Cheer up, Death - it's happy hour! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1381 It was still a safer bet than drinking with Harvey Weinstein. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1382 I'd kill for a cold beer. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1383 OK, OK I get it. Last call. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1384 Have a drink – it won’t kill ya! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1385 Go on. What have you got to lose? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1386 Here, drink this slowly and I'll go grab a mop for you. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1387 Never had Pumpkin Spice? It's to die for. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1388 You're saying I won't have to pay for another drink in my life? Cheers to that! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1389 You look thirsty 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1390 So who told you I've got a big job at the White House? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1391 Thanks, but I'll need a mop. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1392 Come on, one more is not gonna kill ya 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1393 Sorry... I’m on duty. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1394 Hashtag, YOLO! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1395 You might as well join me while you wait. Cheers! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1396 Hey! Steve Bannon, right? Wanna beer? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1397 Hey, I see you here all the time. It's about time I buy you a beer! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1398 Thanks, but I said “Your time is up,” not “Bottoms up.” 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1399 Buy you a bier? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1400 No thanks. I prefer something darker. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1401 It's nice to have some company, this place is usually dead after midnight. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1402 You look like death, this one is on me. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1403 No thanks, I just joined Afterlife Anonymous. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1404 Happy hour is pretty dead around here. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1405 Here you go mate. This'll reap your grimness. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1406 Another stiff cold one? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1407 No thanks, I'll wait for last call. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1408 ...or did you mean BIER? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1409 Let's toast to my health in 2018 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1410 Bitter Ale? How did you know? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1411 C'mon. One drink won't kill me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1412 Let me say it in terms you may understand: you're shut off. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1413 i’m off gluten. that stuff goes straight through me. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1414 No thanks, I'm on the clock. But enjoy your last drink. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1415 One for the road? Hope it's not the one paved with good intentions. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1416 Never drink and scythe! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1417 C'mon, one more ain't gonna kill YOU! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1418 I never go anywhere until I've had a few. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1419 No, thanks. I don't drink and scythe. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1420 I hear the draft beer here is to die for... 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1421 Looks like it’s Reaper Time! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1422 You still haunting this place? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1423 My last one for the day, pal. Join me? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1424 Here Buddy, won't you join me? I'm drinking like there's no tomorrow. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1425 Oh no - life has come for me. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1426 Care to join? My wife will kill me if I have another. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1427 M'name's Taxes. Care for a brewski? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1428 A toast. To the good life. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1429 I'll be with you in a minute. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1430 Hey man, one for the road ok. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1431 Thanks, but I’m gluten free. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1432 A non-alcoholic beer?! ...... You're dead to me! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1433 No, thanks. I actually have a bier for you. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1434 Here, buddy. You look seriously dehydrated. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1435 One more won't kill me. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1436 What were the odds we'd be fraternity brothers. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1437 No thanks. I’ve got another mass shooting tonight. 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
1438 Better not, I can be a mean drunk. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1439 I always have time to kill. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1440 OK, but then that's really it. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1441 Have a cold one buddy, you look like death. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1442 Have a drink, I've been dying for some company. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1443 Nice try Steve but I am still not going to vote for the GOP. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1444 Til death do us part. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1445 You only live once, am I right? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1446 One drink won't kill you 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1447 Nice job playing Steve Bannon on TV. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1448 Okay... but these are your last two. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1449 No, but thanks, I don't drink on the job. You drink them both and enjoy! I'll wait till you finish. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1450 Hey buddy, do you want to help me kill this beer? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1451 Is your name Miller by chance? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1452 care to join me for last call? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1453 I don't think you quite understand what getting rid of the Death Tax means. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1454 Cheers", Everybody knows your name. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1455 Here's mud in yer eyehole. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1456 Thanks pal, dare I say 'Cheers'? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1457 Oh, come on; one beer won't kill ya! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1458 Sorry, I can't. It takes the edge off. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1459 Thanks for the offer, but I never drink on the job or take someone's last beer. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1460 November 8, 2016: "Sometimes I think I should just hang up the scythe. What do you say we get hammered and sickled?" 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1461 I'm here to de-liver. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1462 You ready? I already got one for the road. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1463 Sorry. I can’t drink and collect. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1464 Steve Bannon! I never forget a face. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1465 Come on over. I'm in the acceptance stage. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1466 No, no, I wouldn't want to take your last beer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1467 This is the life! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1468 Drink up. I'm trying to be more of a Kind Reaper. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1469 Would it kill ya to have a drink with me? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1470 Here's looking at what's left of you kid ' 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1471 No thanks, you are still coming with me! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1472 Well then, Let's drink to Liberty! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1473 L'chaim! Don’t be so grim. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1474 I'd love to, but my wife would kill me. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1475 This one’s on me. Next round and for eternal damnation’s on you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1476 No, Thank you. 'Last Call' has a whole different meaning for me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1477 Thanks, but I try not to mix business with pleasure. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1478 sure one drink won't kill me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1479 Yeah, yeah, I know, the end is near… Blah, blah, blah… That’s why I ordered two of these when I heard the last call… 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1480 Aw c'mon, one won't kill ya! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1481 Okay, one more drink then I really have to kill you. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1482 Hey friend, last call. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1483 None for me. One of us has to get you home safely. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1484 ``I just lowered my cable bill by forty dollars. Not bad, huh?'' 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1485 I'll wait. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1486 Cheers! You sure know how to clear out a bar. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1487 Alright, but just one before we hit the road. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1488 Yeah, I'm dead serious - it's on me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1489 What the hell, why not? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1490 What'd you say your name was again? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1491 I'd rather have you join me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1492 Come for the drinks, stay for the company. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1493 C'mon, have a drink! You'll live longer... and me, too. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1494 A bier! I said I need a BIER!!! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1495 You look like you need a bier. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1496 Thanks, I don’t think he’s going to show either. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1497 Well, I always say,"live and let live, eh?" 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1498 No, thank you. I don't drink on the job. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1499 'To going gently into that good night'--I'll drink to that! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1500 Did someone say last call? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1501 No, no...that's fine. You enjoy them both, Gary. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1502 Sorry, that stuff goes right through me 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1503 I never drink and reap 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1504 Nah, thanks, I haven't got the stomach for it. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1505 I'd love one, but it always goes right through me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1506 No thanks, I never drink while I'm on the job. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1507 Looks like you could use a pick-me-up 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1508 Come on – one more won’t kill you! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1509 I'd love to but I have to go, this job is killing me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1510 No thanks, I'll have a "Dark and Stormy." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1511 This one's on me buddy! You look like death just walked in. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1512 No thanks, you have it. It's closing time. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1513 Thanks, Jim. I really needed a drink. I feel like death warmed over. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1514 "What the hell, why not, I've got a few days left to kill"! 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1515 I'm just taking it really hard. He was a really swell bartender. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1516 The bartender could not stop for death but he kindly stopped for me 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1517 You look like you had a tough day. Have one on me. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1518 Name your poison. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1519 I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I think I see a fellow DeadHead -right? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1520 Typically, I get both. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1521 Death be not proud. Have a beer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1522 No thanks, I don't drink and you don't have the time. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1523 It really is last call 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1524 Charming! A toast to me before you're toast. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1525 Can't, I'm on a juice cleanse. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1526 Hopefully after a few more of these you'll start looking better. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1527 I really shouldn't drink on the job. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1528 Very nice of you. I'll get the next one. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1529 In that case... here's one for the road! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1530 Here's to taxes! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1531 No, thanks - I'm gluten-sensitive. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1532 Buy me a drink and I think you'll find I'm not such a grim reaper after all. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1533 Before I accept, you do realize there won't be a next round for me to get? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1534 Great job you did on the tax cut! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1535 It’s a light beer for the ‘trim reaper’. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1536 Thanks but that’s not strong enough for the millenium I’ve had. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1537 Why, thank you! It's tricky making new friends in this job. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1538 What should we toast to? Taxes? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1539 Who do you have to kill to get a drink around here? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1540 Alright I just have one but then we have to go. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1541 A few more and things won't seem so grim! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1542 I have a better idea. Let's kill time. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1543 What do you mean “last call”? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1544 A toast, to dying in your sleep. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1545 You look like death warmed over. Its on me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1546 What are we celebrating? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1547 No thanks-- I'm trying to cut down. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1548 Perhaps you've heard of 'last call?' 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1549 Here's for being such a good listener. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1550 No thanks, I'm working. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1551 Thanks, but Black Nail or Death in The Afternoon is more my style. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1552 Thanks but no thanks. Turns out it's a bit tricky opening my fly with this damned blade thingy. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1553 Thanks, but I wouldn't be caught DEAD drinking light beer... 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1554 Waiting for my confirmation hearing. 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
1555 Here. 2017 felt like a century to me too. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1556 Ok, maybe just one but you'll need to go ahead and clear your tab. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1557 I've been subpoenaed too. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1558 Come on dude, a beer ain't gonna kill you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1559 C’mon, its not like we’re going to need a designated driver. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1560 Here's to America. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1561 There's more where this came from if you say you never saw me! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1562 Go ahead, pal (hic) kill it! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1563 No thanks, I’m on the clock. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1564 Have one on me buddy. Lighten up... You look like you've seen a ghost. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1565 The last guy wanted to play chess. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1566 I've gotten drunk with worse than you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1567 Here's looking through you, buddy. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1568 Jeez man, you look like death. Have a drink. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1569 Sorry, pal, I'm giving it up. No one's scared of the Happy Hour Reaper. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1570 Beer today; gone tomorrow. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1571 May we live forever! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1572 I hate to tell you this but it's Happy Hour. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1573 C'mon, buddy, it won't kill you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1574 . . . another cold one, bartender. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1575 Here's looking at you - momentarily. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1576 Why don’t I just be the designated driver? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1577 It's Miller's time. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1578 Okay, okay, one more, but after that, you're done. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1579 You'll need that where we're going. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1580 Sorry - don't have the stomach for it. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1581 Have a drink. I don’t know what’s going to happen either. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1582 I sure hope today is Halloween. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1583 No, thanks. I never drink on the job. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1584 I'm not ready! Have a cool one on me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1585 Pick-me-up? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1586 Since you're here, what do you say we run up the tab? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1587 OK, suit yourself, but I do have time to drink both, don't I? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1588 Take me before the 2018 mid-terms please!! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1589 C'mon one beer won't kill ya...right? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1590 While you're waiting for your friend, have a drink on me! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1591 No thanks. I'm just waiting until happy hour is over. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1592 I'll gladly accept, thank you. However, I'm afraid I can't drink to your health. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1593 What's your poison? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1594 I suppose it wont kill me. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1595 The bartender disappeared. Help yourself. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1596 Lets get nuts! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1597 Have a beer.It will liven things up. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1598 How about helping me kill this first? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1599 Ballsy. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1600 Cold One, funny you should ask. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1601 No thanks, not while I'm working. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1602 Cheers to a long and fulfilling life. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1603 No thanks. If my wife finds out, I'm dead. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1604 I'm getting tired of feeling like the bad guy all the time 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1605 "Thanks, but I'm more of a dark man myself". 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1606 Why not, after all, it's last call for both of us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1607 To last calls? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1608 Thanks, I'm good. You should finish both then try to drive home. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1609 Actually if you could drink both... I'm already behind schedule 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1610 One for the road? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1611 One for the road paved with good intentions? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1612 Okay, okay. One more for the road to hell. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1613 Knock, knock. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1614 Okay , okay . I get it . It's closing time . 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1615 Your name is Grim what? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1616 Come on, have one. A night off won't kill you. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1617 Might as well tie one on first. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
1618 Hey the guy you’re looking for just went home. Have one for the road. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1619 Well I'll be damned!! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1620 I'll trade you one beer for one less day in Trump's America. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1621 No thanks, craft beer is worse than death. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1622 Sorry, I'm the designated driver tonight. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1623 ‘Bottom’s up’ is about to have a completely different meaning. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1624 I never drink on the job. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1625 Sorry, no can do. I'm on duty tonight. What did you say your name was, again? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1626 You’re the friendliest guy I’ve seen in D.C. all week. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1627 Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got, maybe I can interest you in picking out a plot? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1628 Shame about the bartender. Free beer? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1629 No thanks . . . I already have a bier. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1630 Can't...last one went right through me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1631 C'mon, man. The time is nigh somewhere. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1632 No thanks, pal. I gotta cut you off. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1633 Have a beer and we can talk about the future. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1634 Careful, this stuff goes right through you. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1635 Do I want a cold one? You’re killing me! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1636 Okay, but just one. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1637 Thanks, but I've been on the wagon for 6 thousand years. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1638 Have one! What's the worst that could happen? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1639 Thanks, but do you mind if we pick another toast than “L'chaim”? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1640 Is this last call? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1641 You’re just in time, they’re about to repeal my healthcare! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1642 Come on, it will take the edge off. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1643 You look so grim, here have a drink. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1644 Yes, please! It's scary out there... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1645 Ask if you can get a couple of go-cups. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1646 Thanks, buddy! I guess one more won't kill me. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1647 You want Jack's beer? He took off when you came through the door. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1648 Do me a favor and drink them both--really fast. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1649 Looks as if I’m not paying the tab so have one on me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1650 No thanks pal - I'm on duty. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1651 Come on, one beer won't kill ya... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1652 You might need a mop with this. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1653 No thanks, I've been in recovery for the last 5,000 years or so. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1654 No thanks -- it's dead in here. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1655 Naw. Just hold my beer. The rapture is gonna take some time. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1656 Have a beer, mate. You look like death. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1657 Are you sure you want me to "come and get it"? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1658 Don't worry about it. People mistake me for a Trump supporter all the time. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1659 Your happy hour has come. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1660 Tough day? I hear you are working on the Republican tax bill . Here you go. This one's on me 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1661 No thanks; I don't get much from beer. It passes right through me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1662 How's your day going so far? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1663 Hey, fella, join me. It's happy hour! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1664 Honey, the Republicans have sent over their tax bill for us to review 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1665 What do you mean “today’s the day”? Yesterday you told me to “eat drink and be merry”. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1666 Hey buddy here you go. Are you here on business or pleasure? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1667 No thanks...I'm more of an 'unhappy' hour guy. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1668 Thanks pal, but I've got a deadline staring me in the face. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1669 Here pal, you look like you're dying of thirst. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1670 You know that shit'll kill you right? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1671 Sorry, bud. I can't. The GOP Tax Plan kicks 13 million Americans off their healthcare. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1672 Sorry, the guy across the street wouldn't serve me 'cause of some "deeply-held religious belief" 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1673 I've been waiting for you to show up! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1674 This one is on me... we Trump supporters need to stick together! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1675 We can sleep when we are dead. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1676 Com on one drink won't kill ya. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1677 I'll bet you both your beers I can guess the day you'll die." "You're on! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1678 Here's to dead end jobs! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1679 Don't you think it's a bit late to toast my health? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
1680 You look like you've got some demons, Buddy. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1681 Based on your complexion you probably prefer an IPA. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
1682 No thanks. You know that stuff will kill you. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1683 No thanks. I don't have a stomach for it. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1684 You’ve been to hell and back- this ones on me! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1685 Yes Hell did freeze over when the Astros won the World Series and I am looking for new lodgings. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
1686 Binge drinking will be the me of you. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1687 Thanks but that stuff goes right through me. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1688 Here, have a cold one... you look like death 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
1689 C'mon...one more won't kill ya! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1690 Thanks buddy for the beer. I was dying for another one. So... what line of work are you in to? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
1691 No thanks, I'm cutting down. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1692 Here's to you, Darth, or whatever your name is. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1693 Trying to buy some time? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1694 Share a cider, Pale Rider? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1695 Can I get a ride home? I think you're going my way. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1696 That stuff goes right through me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1697 Thanks anyway, but it's going to take more than a Bud Lite to turn this around. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1698 Hey Grimsey, buddy! Try this new RIP...uh..uh,..I mean IPA 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1699 Go ahead. Let's drink to the future. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1700 a toast to a long life! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1701 Beer is a great way to kill time but I’m really here for the spirits. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1702 Little taste of heaven? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1703 No thanks. I’m feeling like death todag 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1704 No thanks. I don't mix business with pleasure. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1705 You do know I'm on duty, don't you? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1706 You look like you need a cold one! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1707 You look like death. I think you could use this. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1708 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1709 C’mon, one drink won’t kill you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1710 That's not the head I came for. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1711 Why not? It's almost time for 'last call.' 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1712 How about one for the road, before we go? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1713 How's life after the West Wing? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1714 You look like you could use a little holiday cheer. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1715 Thanks, but I'll have my own version of 'a cold one' shortly. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1716 Let's kill these beers and call it a night. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1717 Drink up my friend, I'll take you home. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1718 Last call .... apparently !!! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1719 No, thanks. Friends don't let friends raft across the River Styx. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1720 When having a couple beers after work actually can kill you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1721 No thanks...I'm working tonight. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1722 Thanks. It's been a busy week. Pledge drive and all. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1723 You're welcome. By the way, 'Taxes' will be here shortly. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1724 Can you hold a drink? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1725 I dunno why I'm buying...you're the one who's racked up all the overtime this year. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1726 Take it...this one is my last 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1727 Thanks, but no. That stuff just goes right through me. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1728 Want a Beer - never know when it might be your last. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1729 For a haunting specter of my imminent demise, you're all right, kid. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1730 I love Blue Ribbon. I'm the ghost of Christmas Pabst. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1731 No thanks. I'd have one, if I wasn't working. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1732 Cheers to reaping what we sow, if you know what I mean 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1733 Tell my liver "Hi!" 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1734 Are you part of the All Lives Matter movement? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1735 OK, just one. I'm afraid you won't have time for more. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1736 A light beer won't kill you. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1737 Damn sportsman-like of you! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1738 Last orders... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1739 Go ahead… One beer won't kill you. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1740 It won't kill you to have just one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1741 I can't, but I go off-duty in eight-and-one-half minutes. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1742 Ahh, why not! It can't get any worse 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1743 If you,ve got the time, I've got the bier. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1744 No, thanks. It messes with my aim. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1745 No, no...I insist. Last round is always on me 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1746 No thanks - I'm sure that was your Last Call. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1747 After these and the men's room, I'll be good to go. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1748 This one's got a head on it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1749 Take it, its on me; I don't think I'll be paying my tab. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1750 First let’s have one for the road. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1751 Long day in the field? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1752 Here's to the end of the Estate Tax. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1753 Come on. Let me finish my beer. I hear there isn't even any ice water where I'm going. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1754 Have a cold one, you look a little grim. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1755 'No thanks, I don't like to drink and scythe.' 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1756 Why sit there alone, oh Repear Grim? This beer waits here for you, filled to the brim! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1757 First one with alcohol poisoning, wins. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1758 When is this "happy hour" over? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1759 Sure, I'll drink with you, but I don't see this going anywhere you want 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1760 You know it’s last call, right? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1761 Here’s looking at you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1762 I prefer mine with no head 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1763 Don't tell me—you got automated, too? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1764 No thanks, You'll be needing that. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1765 I really shouldn't. Things get grim when I drink. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1766 You don't need light beer—you're skin and bones as it is. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1767 Feel like a cat playing with the mouse just before... ah what the heck, I'll have a beer. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1768 Try it. It might loosen you up a bit. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1769 Hi there! For your drive home tonight, I would like to recommend a dark,two-lane mountain highway, only a mile from here, and I'll pick you up there. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1770 I prefer a Bloody Mary. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1771 Yeah, yeah, "to life". Maybe the wife is right, it's time to lose the scythe, rebrand, target a new demographic. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1772 If you're trying to bribe me, it's working. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1773 The Grim Reaper and a Trump supporter walk into a bar... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1774 This beer is to die for! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1775 One more before closing time? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1776 Make sure you drive home tonight, buddy! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1777 I'm here for souls, not empty calories. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1778 Have one on me, mate, you look like Death! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1779 Cant we talk this over? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1780 Thanks Jack, but you'll need one for the road. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1781 I guess it’s ‘last call’ for you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1782 Hey fella, looks like you could really use a drink 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1783 You'll like this: dark, no body. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1784 You're the second one I told I was coming home! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1785 How long have you been waiting for a drink pal? Here, have this. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1786 Have one. It will take the edge off 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1787 C'mon! Let's have another round, and you can explain to me again the difference between a sickle and a scythe. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1788 No thanks, I can't hold my beer. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1789 Either way, where you are headed next, I know you'll be thirsty. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1790 Well, I suppose one more won't kill me. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1791 I'd like to but I'm still on the clock. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1792 C'mon. One beer isn't gonna kill you. Har, har, har. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1793 At least you waited until after Happy Hour. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1794 Are we going to drink, and then drive? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1795 Any way I can charm you into taking me before the midterm elections? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1796 And they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1797 Sure, but I have to warn you I'm not the best company. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1798 Thanks pal, first kind gesture all day. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1799 Oh, come on -- try it. You only live once. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1800 Bottoms up, bud. I got your back. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1801 It won't be a problem; my work is quite sobering 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1802 Hey, pal. You're being too hard on yourself. Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1803 Off with your head! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1804 What are you doing here? I thought it was martinis in Samarra at 8 p.m. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1805 Sure, I've got time for a beer, but.... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1806 Alright, Mr. Hoffa, one more beer. But then I have to go to work... 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1807 Last call, buddy. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1808 OK, Buddy, no hard feelings? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1809 Thank you. I'll get the next round. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1810 Guess no one swiped right for you either? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1811 I am sure you can have one!!!... please don't tell me you're "on duty" .... 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1812 Looks like I won't have time to drink 'em both! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1813 Go ahead. It won't kill you! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1814 Cirrhosis, schmirhosis. C'mon and join me. You've been sitting there waiting for 20 years. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1815 Here's a little something to take the edge off. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1816 Thanks but I don't drink when I am at work. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1817 Tastes Great! Less Killing! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1818 Thanks anyway but I'll have to pass...I'm on call. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1819 Welcome to Harry's beautiful. Love your hoodie. How about joining me for a beer? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1820 I find that beer just sort of runs right through me, but sure, why not? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1821 Aw, come ON. You think it's gonna kill you? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1822 Hey pal.. take a time out, you seem dehydrated.. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1823 Not now. It's Miller time. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1824 I've been dying for a beer all day. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1825 Not now, thanks. Last things first. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1826 Sure buddy - I remember this place before they served craft beer, but all the guys I used to drink with are gone now. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1827 Don't look so grim buddy, drinks are on me! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1828 Here, cheer up no need to look grim 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1829 Hah! You think death is cold? This is cold! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1830 Give this a try, it's a killer. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1831 Graveyard shift’s a killer, eh? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1832 I shouldn't. There will be hell to pay if no one gets killed on my drive home. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1833 What's it going to do - kill 'ya? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1834 Slow down, buddy, you'll drink yourself to death. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1835 Here, have a brew-ski. I have to tell you, those shorts just don't go with the rest of that outfit. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1836 Thanks, but I'm not here for you. I'm here for the cat. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1837 I am a regular here; are you sure it is last call? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1838 Hey Buddy, taxes for the rich may be a thing of the past, but at least we can still drink to death. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1839 I’m guessing you only show up for last call 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1840 Are you sure? You look like you could do with one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1841 None for me, thanks. I'm reaping. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1842 Thanks for making America great again! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1843 Here's one to go 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1844 Here, have a beer, I'm not leaving for another 30 minutes. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1845 Thanks, but it's not pale enough yet. I'll wait. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1846 Beer? Or, would you rather play a game of chess? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1847 Let the bargaining begin 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1848 Now that I no longer have to pay the individual mandate, let me buy you a drink. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1849 Thanks, I have been feeling a little grim today. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1850 C’mon, on me, looks like you need a pick me up. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1851 I guess one, wouldn't kill me. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1852 I'd normally say 'all things in moderation' but go ahead and drink both. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1853 Looks like my ex-wife was right. I am gonna drink myself to death. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1854 Cheers, do you want it with the head or without? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1855 Now that's the way to make a friend for the rest of your life. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1856 It?s OK to mix business with pleasure... 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1857 Didn't expect to see you at happy hour. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1858 Trust me, you'd be better off wishing your liver good health! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1859 Truce? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1860 Sorry; I don't drink on duty 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1861 No thank-you, I never drink while I'm working. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1862 Here, Buddy, you only live once. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1863 Why thank you. As long as you’re driving I believe I will. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1864 You're too kind. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1865 Thanks, but I'm behind on my quota this week. You drink them both and drive home. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1866 Slàinte! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1867 Are you the Uber for Steve? My phone is dead. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1868 Welcome back, Steve! ... So, how was the Washington gig? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1869 No thanks, I don't hold my liquor well 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1870 A cold one! Hell yes. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1871 Nah, I have to think about my ghoulish figure. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1872 You're a grim reaper...I'm a happy drunk! Join me! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1873 Hey man, who ya lookin' for? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1874 OK, I see it's last call but how about one for the road? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1875 No thanks, I don't drink on the job, but you may want to chug yours. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1876 What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a place like this? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1877 Something tells me you’ll only have time for one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1878 Yes, yes. It's a beauty. I use it for reaping, you know. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1879 Only one, but right after we're leaving. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1880 What the hell, I just paid my taxes, got nothing left to do anyway. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1881 Here ya go. Business will pick up January when insurance deductibles haven't been met. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1882 Here's to the two party system. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1883 How prophetic ...I get to drink ..."to Death " . 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1884 Go ahead, it's not going to kill ya 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1885 C’mon, one won’t kill ya. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1886 L'Chaim! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1887 Guess what, pal? I'm no longer the most feared figure in this country. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1888 No thanks - I only take spirits. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1889 Would it kill you if we had another drink first? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1890 Not when I’m reaping! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1891 Thanks for the drink. People can be so cold and stiff around me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1892 Once those combines came along, we were forced to consider other careers. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1893 I'm more of a "glass half empty" guy to be honest. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1894 Wanna join me? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1895 Thanks, I sure could use one. I'm dead on my feet. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1896 Thanks, but I'm only here for a minute. Is the bartender around? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1897 Well since you're here, I won't have to pay for these anyway 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1898 Didn't anyone ever tell you that excessive drinking will be the death of you? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1899 To my health! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1900 No, thanks, I never drink while I'm on duty. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1901 Come on...Live a little and have a beer! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1902 This Beelze-Bud's for you! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1903 Thanks, pal. I owe ya. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1904 No, I don't drink and scythe. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1905 How about one for the road? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1906 Sorry. I never drink on the job. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1907 Here's the deal ... you put the sickle away, and I'll buy you a beer. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1908 To your good health! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1909 Can't. I'm on call 24/7 in the current political environment. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1910 I'll go with you right after I finish my beer --- bartender keep em coming. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1911 I’d kill for a beer right now. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1912 Is death be not too proud for a beer? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1913 I'm driving, but thanks. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1914 If I give you this, will you let me finish mine? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1915 OK, I give you five more minutes. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1916 No thanks pal, I'm your designated driver 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1917 Thanks, but no. I'm just waiting for your ride home. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1918 Charlie you look like death. Tell me all about it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1919 I have my own reasons for calling it Happy Hour. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1920 Bartender, add this to my tab for my new friend! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1921 It was only when Henry uttered the words "I'll drink to death" that he realized he had a problem. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1922 Another round before we go? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1923 One for the road? Hey, thanks, Mac 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1924 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1925 No worries. It's organic! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1926 Thanks, I've been feeling a little grim these days. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1927 You should really take an Uber. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1928 You must play a TON of golf. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1929 I'll be your designated driver tonight...enjoy! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1930 Just so you know, I'm not looking for a long term relationship. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1931 I can't drink your last beer. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1932 Come on, just have one beer! It won't kill you. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1933 Okay, but this is your last drink... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1934 So a coronary risk and the Grim Reaper walk into a bar... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1935 It's not even 6 o'clock, whadaya mean "Last Call"? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1936 No thanks. Been sober forever. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1937 Here's to the last call." 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1938 No one likes you? Reaper, please. I voted for Trump. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1939 Grim this. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1940 'Lchaim', to life'. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1941 Best drink in town! I'd bet my life on it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1942 No thanks man, I'm already dead drunk. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1943 Hmm, are you trying to get me drunk? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1944 Nah, thanks, I had to knock it off: it was beginning to affect my good looks. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1945 Pete learned the hard way: Don't beer The Reaper. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1946 I just missed getting hit by a bus...this beer's on me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1947 "At least he won't spend more time at the office". 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1948 I don't know, one more might be the death of me... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1949 My doctor said if I kept drinking I’d meet you! 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1950 You think you have a horrible boss? Let me tell ya... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1951 This Bud's for you unless that sickle's for me. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1952 No it's not. The end is beer! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1953 Hey Buddy, how about a beer to take the edge off? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1954 Didn't meet today's quota? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1955 I've come for your soul....oh...is that a cold beer? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1956 Can we at least take one for the road? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1957 Trust me, we’re both going to need this!! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1958 I'll have to pass. I haven't the stomach for it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1959 None for me, I actually have to drive you out of here tonight. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1960 Trust me, drink as much as you want. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1961 I never touch that stuff. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1962 Aw c'mon, one won't kill ya! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1963 Go ahead, have two for the road, then we're out of here! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1964 Let me know when I've had enough! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1965 Ah, what the hell, I guess you only live once. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1966 Cheers to “last call!” 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1967 It's time for the VERY last call. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1968 No thank-you. I don't drink and scythe. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1969 My pal left cause the place is dead. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1970 Relax, one beer won't kill you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1971 One for the road ? Sure. But it's still end of the road for you pal. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1972 You look like death warmed over. Have a beer. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1973 Take one, the chances of me finishing both are grim. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1974 No thanks, beer seems to go right through me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1975 I guess one beer won't kill me. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1976 Let's drink to no more dead end jobs. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1977 Sorry I can't drink that stuff, it just goes right through me. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1978 Oh,Alright,bud; just one more for the road. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1979 What’s up bitch 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1980 Not now - I'm working. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1981 C'mon, one more drink won't kill you. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1982 Just have one. It won't kill ya. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1983 Put it on my stab. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1984 Thanks, but I can't drink on duty. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1985 Huh. She always said I'd meet my death this way. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1986 Fine, one more, then you have to go. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1987 Happy New Year! Oh, wait.. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1988 Whose health are we drinking to? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1989 Want one? I will keel over if I have another. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1990 Oh hey, I thought you would be at Mar-a-lago! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1991 I don't usually accept drinks from people I'm not looking for, but what the hell; live a little, right? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
1992 What's a happy hour? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
1993 Trump 2020 starting early? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1994 Nice try, but that's not what I'm here for. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
1995 You look mighty grim...here, have a beer. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
1996 Thanks. I'll take off the head myself. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
1997 Don't mind if I do. It's dead out there. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
1998 Hey, have a beer and relax...I called a cab. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
1999 Love to drink, but it goes right through me. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2000 What's the matter? One won't kill you. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2001 I bet I look like death... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2002 Here, last call. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2003 Drink till death do us part. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2004 I'll buy the last round. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2005 Here! This beer is to die for! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2006 Not much time. I'm still working on Congress and just started the Senate. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2007 No thanks, you should enjoy your last two. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2008 Man, your throat must be bone dry. Have a drink! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2009 You look like you could use this. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2010 ..and here's to Judge Moore, Mr.Bannon! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2011 Grim and beer it. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2012 Last call? I thought I had more time! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2013 What took you so long? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2014 I said "I'm making my rounds", not "I need another round". 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2015 It should cure whatever ails you. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2016 You look like I’ve had enough. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2017 Ah! When I think of the BILLIONS of yeast cells that have died for every pint of beer... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2018 Here. You look like you could use some cheering up. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2019 Thanks, man. I wasn't kidding when I said I'd kill for a beer. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2020 Your right this is your last call. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2021 I guess I won't need this one for the road. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2022 It is not going to kill you to have a drink with me 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2023 I buy you a beer, you buy me some time, okay? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2024 I can’t leave yet it’s BOGO hour. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2025 Hey, Buddy... let me buy you a drink. You look parched. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2026 That pesky taxman comes every April, but you, my friend, are a real class act a once in a lifetime opportunity! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2027 No thanks ... it impairs my productivity. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2028 Here's to alll survivors. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2029 Most folks have a bad day at work, it’s a bad day. I have a bad day at work and somebody doesn’t die. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2030 Thanks, it’s been a killer week. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2031 Before you say a thing, I'd like to propose a toast to my health! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2032 Fears! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2033 I’ve said no to mansions and kingdoms but this just might be your lucky day—I could really use a cold one. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2034 Thanks but I’m here for a different last call. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2035 Actually, I'm here on business. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2036 What the hell. One more for the road. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2037 Friends til the end? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2038 Hey, how 'bout one for the road... or are you my designated driver? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2039 Have one on me. Today's my birthday! I never did like that bartender anyway. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2040 Thanks! For some reason I can never catch the bartender’s eye. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2041 Have one on me--it won't kill ya 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2042 Why so grim? Want a drink? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2043 Here's to the fin de sickle or is that what they all say? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2044 I am a little dry. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2045 Cheers to remaining thing certain in this world 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2046 Sure, I'll have another round with you. And is your name Frank Schmidt, by the way? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2047 I would love to join you, but I'm also an Uber driver on the side. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2048 Have one on me and let's assume you're the Ghost of Christmas Future. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2049 Jerry, this is not what I meant by 'this is your last call.' 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2050 What do you mean you can't accept a cold one? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2051 Thanks, I was hoping for a bier! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2052 I normally don't intervene, but dude really?! Two fisted drinking this early in the day? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2053 Right now, I could kill for a cold beer!... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2054 Thank you - you're the first to appreciate my portrayal of Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2055 Comeon, Halloween's over. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2056 Congratulations on North Korea! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2057 You're mistaking me for my son Father Time. That happens a lot on New Year's Eve. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2058 Cheers Bannon! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2059 One more won't kill me. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2060 Hay Buddy, this one’s on me. It looks like them terrorists and gun nuts are working you to the bone. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2061 ...and the third and last brother, offered death a beer, and together they walked off into the unknown.... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2062 Drink up. I think you about to be cut off. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2063 These Happy Hour prices are to-die-for 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2064 I've been expecting you.... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2065 Believe me. At this bar, "last call" REALLY means "last call. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2066 No thanks. It goes right through me. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2067 Good...you've come for the pedophiles. They're all sitting at the corner table. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2068 Hey, pal, why so grim? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2069 Sure, one can't hurt. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2070 Congrats on passing the inevitable tax act! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2071 Thanks, Joe! Of course you know you're going to down five more of those, try to drive home -- we'll finish business then. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2072 No. Let's toast to YOUR health. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2073 No thanks. I already knocked the top off a tall one earlier... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2074 Thanks, I think I will. What's so important it can't wait? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2075 Thanks but no thanks, I've had my fill of spirits. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2076 Well, I must say, this is a first! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2077 Thanks for the beer but I'm still coming for you on December, 6, 2019." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2078 Let's have a few--I hear its hot where we're going. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2079 Yes, where there's life, there's Bud. And the other way around. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2080 I guess death is nature's way of telling me to slow down. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2081 Boy, am I glad to see you! I'm not sure whether the best news is that I don't have to eat any more kale, or that I don't have to argue "collusion isn't really a crime" on national TV! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2082 What are going do to me if I don't give it to you? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2083 Death, be not proud. Have a drink! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2084 No, I didn't exactly fall from heaven. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2085 Can I just call you by your first name Angel? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2086 Lemme guess...another round of layoffs at the plant today? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2087 Hey buddy, this is for you...If I drink another one , it'll be the death of me. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2088 I'm on duty - but I can take the top off those suds for you. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2089 You seriously never considered that years of drinking a beer in each hand might have consequences? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2090 Have one with me, it won't kill you. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2091 Thanks, but I'm on duty. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2092 Don't worry, man. That wasn't me that said "last call". 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2093 Just a vodka soda- I'm watching my ghoulish figure. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2094 Here's to making it to last call 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2095 Do you like craft beer? This one's a little bitter, and the ending isn't too hoppy. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2096 Wasn't sure how much time you had..so I ordered for you ! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2097 Here is hoping this will finish your day. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2098 It's about time you showed up! I'm ready for this year to be over. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2099 Actually, I'm dying for a G&T. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2100 No thanks, I'm watching my weight. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2101 Sure Ted keep drinking. You're lucky I'm off the clock. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2102 Dude, have one on me, it's to die for. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2103 No...No...Harry...we gotta make the front of that bus this time! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2104 Here's to your health. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2105 The scythe came with the promotion. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2106 Here's looking at you, kid. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2107 Kelly Anne, is that you? You look like death, girl. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2108 OK, join me for this last round and I'll give you a ride home. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2109 Drinks on the hearse! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2110 Whadda ya say I buy this round, and we call the chess thing even? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2111 Here's to the New Year 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2112 No, thanks. I never drink before chess. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2113 This IPA is to die for! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2114 Every time someone offers death a beer, some pompous ass somewhere gets hit by a bus 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2115 So it's last call, is it? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2116 Don't worry - funeral expenses will still be an itemized deduction. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2117 "You look terrible,man. Here have a brewski... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2118 No thanks, but drink up and I'll help you find your car. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2119 What have you got to lose? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2120 I'll drink it. But I won't say L'Chaim. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2121 You say bier; I say beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2122 Well, I guess there's enough time for one before the North Korea thing happens. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2123 L'Chaim, buddy! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2124 Shall we drink to the G.O.P., Buddy? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2125 Mr. Reaper, you're wrong! Beer does, in fact, help me drive better. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2126 Come on, have one! It won't kill you! 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2127 Chug a little of this, you grim bastard. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2128 I guess one more beer won't kill me 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2129 I would kill for a beer right now. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2130 Thanks but the boss would kill me if he finds out I'm drinking on the job 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2131 Here, have one on me...you look like death. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2132 I am truly sorry but I am not allowed to drink when I pick up fares 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2133 Charlie! It’s me, Matt. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2134 Well, I am off the clock in a few minutes. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2135 Not my kind of spirits. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2136 Nah, I've stopped drinking on the job. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2137 No, I just have that kind of skull. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2138 Hey, why so grim? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2139 What exactly is Happy Hour? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2140 Thanks! Don't mind if I do. This cape does not have pockets, so I don't carry a wallet at work. Been a long day. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2141 You're lookin' at the guy who put the "pale" in I.P.A. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2142 lets drink to your victory and my inevitable demise 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2143 Hey--come on! You take death too seriously. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2144 Relax! What's your hurry? Have one on me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2145 This one's for you pal, you look a little grim. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2146 I hope you're a fast drinker. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2147 I'd kill for a nice cold beer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2148 Thoughtful, but fruitless. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2149 You're a great brother-in-law. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2150 Beer usually runs right through me, but what the hell? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2151 So I guess the Jerusalem thing was the tipping point for you, too. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2152 Obamacare has ruined my business. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2153 Here you go Mr. Reaper, last call. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2154 Sure. But only if it's gluten-free. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2155 Let’s drink to better days ahead 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2156 Beer always makes me appear more prone to existence, or at least less wannabe dead. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2157 Can't drink anymore. Goes right through me. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2158 C'mon. Don't be such a buzzkill. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2159 He went to the Men's room half an hour ago. Why don't you have his beer? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2160 Hey, buddy, sit down and have a cold one. I wasn't expectin' you til next month. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2161 Thanks for the beer! Though I will only have time for one, I have an appointment with the guy at the end of the bar. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2162 No thanks. I'm still on duty. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2163 Thanks, but I'll be driving you home. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2164 Gluten free? Trust me, that stuff will kill you. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2165 This beer's yours if you at least wait until I finish 'The Bachelorette' season finale! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2166 Don't be a stiff---have a drink. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2167 Are you here for me, or the beer? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2168 I’ll pass...I tend to make a mess when I drink 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2169 Work getting you down? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2170 No thanks. Any more and I’ll lose my grimness. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2171 Thanks for the beer, but why do you want me to chug it? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2172 Your right, I'm dying for a beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2173 Here's to tonight's skeleton crew! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2174 Have a beer man, you're looking pretty grim right now. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2175 No thanks. I'm the designated driver tonight. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2176 You're late. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2177 Care to have one for the road my friend? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2178 Slain!... I mean... sláinte! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2179 It's on me—I just made a killing! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2180 Casual Friday or not, I can't dodge the company dress code. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2181 No thanks, but I could kill for some peanuts right about now. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2182 Yeah yeah, you should totally drive home tonight. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2183 Hey fella, you look a little grim. This one's on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2184 Here’s mud in your socket. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2185 One for the road? How thoughtful! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2186 I'll buy you a beer if you promise to end this year early. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2187 Thanks pal, but tonight I'm the designated dier. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2188 Wait a second....I followed the rules! ‘Liquor then beer...’ 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2189 Thanks, but I can't be caught scything under the influence. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2190 Gimme a minute, one more soul and I'm off duty. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2191 Here's one for the road, or wherever we're headed. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2192 It's cold. You like cold, right? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2193 You know Happy Hour's over, right? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2194 Here's a 'cold-one' for the Doppelgänger of a guy who showed up last year right before Harry 'passed-on'. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2195 Glad you're back with Breitbart. Cheers! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2196 Now that they got rid of that death tax, I can pursue boozin' and whorin' with whatever time I got left. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2197 Hell, you look like you could use a drink. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2198 Thanks. My day's been pretty grim. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2199 Just the one, thanks. I gotta get to the First Amendment rally out in front of the White House. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2200 Nah, haven’t touched the stuff since Prince. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2201 Let me get you this beer; you look dead tired 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2202 I don't drink. I reap. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2203 No thanks, it would be the death of me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2204 I would, but I already have two strikes for "ferrying under the influence". 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2205 When death is your bouncer, you don't see too many bar fights. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2206 C'mon, would it kill you to have one more? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2207 Last call on me buddy! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2208 No thanks, I can finally drink absinthe 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2209 Can I actually get some hard liquor? I’ve had a killer day 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2210 No thanks, I hear it's not good for you. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2211 Sure, it's last call, after all. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2212 Look, buddy - it's rush hour. We're not going anywhere. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2213 No thanks. I never reap and drive. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2214 I might as well have another since you're here. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2215 Aw, c'mon. It won't kill you... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2216 Thanks, but I don't drink and scythe. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2217 Cheers to that shiny flag of your! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2218 Try this, these guys make a killer IPA. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2219 No, you go ahead. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2220 I heard it was Last Call, so I got you one for the road. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2221 No thanks, I'm watching my weight. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2222 This is most definitely your last call! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2223 I heard that hoods were back in style." "You still look like death! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2224 Let's have a beer, and I'll give you some names. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2225 Thanks anyway, I've already had 2 Zombies. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2226 It won't kill ya 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2227 You gotta try this drink! It's killer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2228 One last drink? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2229 Have a drink buddy, you're looking a little grim these days. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2230 Thanks. But I never drink while working. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2231 No thanks, it goes right thru me. Enjoy. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2232 No thanks. And by the way, that was your last call for alcohol. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2233 Thanks. It's been a killer day. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2234 Hey buddy, why the grim face? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2235 Trade ya. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2236 I'd kill for a beer. Well, not literally. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2237 C'mon, one hasn't ever killed anyone - or has it? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2238 It's not a "let's." It's a "you're"...toast. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2239 Don’t be so grim, buddy. Here, have a beer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2240 I can use that. I've been in a spiritual crisis since the Trump election. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2241 Aw, go ahead- it's not that kind of bier. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2242 "To second chances!' 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2243 No, I meant we should get a bier together. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2244 Yeah OK. You've got time for one more. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2245 Lay off and this one's on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2246 I only come here for the appetizers. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2247 Drink up! It's all you can drink for the next 5 minutes! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2248 I had what he's having 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2249 Here's one for ya, laddie. Don't look so grim. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2250 No thanks, I’m scything tonight. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2251 They're both for you! I'm driving. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2252 Hey ol' pal how did the x-rays go? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2253 I'll have another, but only if you drive. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2254 No, thanks. I'm just waiting 'til you drive home. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2255 Here, take Pete's, I don't think he's coming back. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2256 I'll drink mine, but you might want to order yours 'to go'. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2257 Thanks- but I think I'll remove the head first. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2258 Till we meet again! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2259 I am drinking to a buddy. Maybe you know him. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2260 No thanks, I’m just here for the salmonella. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2261 For a second there I thought you were my wife ... now that would've been REALLY bad! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2262 C’mon man. One more won’t kill you. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2263 Lets drink to a long life. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2264 Let's just say I'm a people person. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2265 A final one for the final road? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2266 No, Thanks. I gave the stuff up years ago after a health scare. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2267 Thanks for the offer, but I'm still on the clock. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2268 Are you certain this is Happy Hour? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2269 What'd you say your name was? Jim Reefer? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2270 Ah, come down and join me. It won’t kill you to have one beer with me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2271 Check it out, this brew is killer! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2272 Hey, beautiful, how 'bout one for the road on me?" 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2273 You and your scythe aren’t going anywhere after you taste this pumpkin spice IPA. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2274 Hey, come on - it'll put some meat on those bones. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2275 Cures what ales ya! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2276 Sorry, I can't drink while working.... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2277 Drink while you wait? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2278 Well, I suppose I could have just one… 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2279 Won’t you join me?” “I was just going to ask you the same. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2280 Normally I wouldn’t make this trade but I could really use a beer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2281 Hey Bannon, you're looking down man, this one's for you! 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2282 ...and don't worry: You won't be needing a bathroom. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2283 Please keep drinking, i am on duty ! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2284 Not till I've finished both! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2285 Right. Nothing is certain except death and now tax reform. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2286 I heard you were interested in near death experiences. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2287 why not? I'm dead already. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2288 Yes, thanks. I will join you but remember you can only die once. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2289 Move any closer and you'll be drinking alone. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2290 No thanks, buddy--I can't be drinking and driving you to Hades. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2291 Final final? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2292 Not now, thanks. Rules say: If you drink don't reap. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2293 No, thanks. I'm on call. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2294 Have them both--Bill can't make it. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2295 Sure, to whatever tomorrow does not bring. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2296 You look like you need a bier. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2297 Here, have my extra beer. You just missed last call. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2298 Thanks, human. I have something for you, too. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2299 Here. Kill it... if you can. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2300 I only drink dark beer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2301 You look down in the dumps...have one on me. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2302 Of all the gin joints in all the world... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2303 Well if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2304 The last guy who offered me one for the road ended up at the front of the line. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2305 What makes you think it's poison? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2306 Hey, Pal, join me for Happy Hour! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2307 A toast to Trump's demise. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2308 I hope you're not expecting me to be the life of the party. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2309 Are you sure? It’s last call. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2310 I'm his designated driver. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2311 You know, you could be the Happy Reaper. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2312 Could I interest you in one more for the road before we go?? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2313 It's IPA--Interment Prevention Assurance. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2314 Still in your Halloween costume? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2315 No thanks this time Ed, this is more of a professional visit. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2316 No, please, I insist. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2317 Come on...one for the road won't kill you. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2318 That is mighty kind of you, but I am on the clock...Hey! speaking about Time... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2319 Sharing is daring, I was never here. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2320 Happy Hour isn't going to work for you... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2321 A Tu Salud Amigo! 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2322 I'll pass--the stuff goes right through me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2323 Sure, I'd love a beer, but I'm actually still on the clock... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2324 ...on the other hand, it's perfectly fine to BEER the reaper. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2325 Glad your're here, when it's this dead its two for one. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2326 I’m your designated driver! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2327 Come on Hal. You know I can't hold my liquor. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2328 One more, and then let's go? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2329 Death becomes him 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2330 YOLO, buddy! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2331 This stout is so strong. I see Death when I drink it. Wanna try some? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2332 Let’shave a beer and bury the hatchet 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2333 Are you my Uber driver 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2334 Man, it's dead in here tonight. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2335 Good riddance to 2017. Let's get on with it. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2336 I'm not usually around for Happy Hour. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2337 No thanks. Beer just goes straight through me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2338 Go ahead, man, have one on me. You're the stuff of legends: the Great Plague, Scrooge's Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, the President's ex-chief strategist. This year's been crazy and the only cure is MORE COWBELL! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2339 I'd have one too, but I don't want to take the edge off. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2340 Boy, I love this job! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2341 I guess one wouldn't kill me. Speaking of which.... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2342 Thanks for the beer, but everything goes right through me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2343 Thanks... I never know where the next one's coming from. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2344 No thanks, those things will kill you. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2345 Yes, let's share an Uber. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2346 Speed Date? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2347 No thanks, I don't drink on the job. By the way, your buddy's not late. He's 'late' if you know what I mean... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2348 No thanks. I can't hold my liquor. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2349 Last ones on me! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2350 It's true; light drinking will extend your life - for about 5 minutes. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2351 You're gonna thank me in the mourning! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2352 How about a beer, in exchange for my wife? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2353 Come on ..one won't killya 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2354 Sure, I guess one wouldn't kill me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2355 Here's to the Bitcoin. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2356 Welcome to the Opioid Belt. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2357 No buddy, to your health. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2358 Here ya go mate, let me lift your spirit. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2359 Here, let’s share one for the road. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2360 Well thank you, fortuitous location for last call. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2361 Cheers! Last orders please... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2362 Since you are here, why not a last drink on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2363 Could you kill this for me? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2364 Don't you find IPAs a little hoppy? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2365 It didn't take you long to get here after approving the Tax Reform Bill. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2366 No thanks, I'm just killing time. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2367 I said "I'm here for you", not "is that beer for you..." 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2368 Here's one for the road. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2369 Well, it looks we beat taxes, how about a beer for you? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2370 Hey lets drink to life. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2371 Lively up yo’self! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2372 It's last call! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2373 That a Red Sox pennant? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2374 You're going to wish you had drank them both. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2375 Have this one. I feel like death too when I first come in. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2376 You only die once. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2377 The Specter of Death, a barfly, and an Invisible Man walk into a bar ... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2378 Last call's on me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2379 C'mon. It's not going to kill you. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2380 Sure, let's toast---I seem to be winning. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2381 Here, you look like you are dying for a cold drink! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2382 No thanks, I'm the Designated Scyther. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2383 Thanks, I'll take both. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2384 You'll like it - it's got killer taste! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2385 You go ahead, they go right through me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2386 I hear ya pal…This place is dead tonight. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2387 Thanks but it really is my turn. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2388 Here this one's on me. It's dead in here anyway. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2389 Care for a beer and a mop? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2390 Thanks, but I'm a little OCD about germs. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2391 They say it goes right through you 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2392 Coincidentally, it's my last call, too. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2393 One for the road home? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2394 Great idea! I'll change my scythe to a hoe during the holidays so I can say "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!" to my new friends. Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2395 Hey, you look like your best friend just died. Have one on me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2396 Senator, a toast to the tax bill, with my last beer! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2397 "Jeez, another hard day at the office". 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2398 Nah, you keep it. Enjoy! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2399 I poured you one for the road. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2400 Okay, one more, but Mrs. Death is gonna kill me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2401 I made a killing today at the racetrack. And you? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2402 I can't, Jimmy. I'm your designated scyther." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2403 No thanks, I'm reaping...... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2404 Ah, I suppose another pint wouldn’t hurt. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2405 O K, one more, then we gotta go. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2406 Beer goggles claim another victim. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2407 No more social security. ... I'm buying! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2408 Busy day? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2409 Thanks, but I'm driving. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2410 Do you come here often? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2411 You killed it today? Let me buy you a beer! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2412 One for the road to perdition? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2413 You look like I need a drink. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2414 I'm not here to toast your health. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2415 It's a New micro brew, Scythe Pale Ale. Looks like you know about it too. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2416 A beer to die for 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2417 Yeah, it's a proactive, cold-calling position 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2418 Is it a craft brew? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2419 Enjoy one for the road 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2420 No, I'm afraid it's more like 'Reaper' Time. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2421 Here’s, to drinking and driving 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2422 My wife’s in the bathroom, but she will be right back. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2423 This one is for you--after a bad day at work you look like death warmed over 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2424 If you promise to take me before the hangover kicks in, drinks are on me 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2425 I'm feeling much better this morning. Right, buddy? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2426 This should kill your thirst. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2427 If it's a real hell-brew you're after, partner, this is it 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2428 Why thanks,..I'm just waiting for my MRI results. 1.1600 0.07751 50 46 0 4
2429 Hello stranger! Let's drink to live and let live. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2430 The next round is on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2431 Til death do us part. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2432 Ok, but you're driving. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2433 Thanks,but some cheese and crackers would really hit the spot. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2434 "Drink up, my friend! My recent healthcare proposal just received Trump's stamp of approval. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2435 No really you drink it Larry, I'll catch up to you in the ditch. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2436 I know you're well over your quota. Let's celebrate! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2437 Here's to tax reform! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2438 Technically, I suppose they refer to the same thing, but in your case Mr. Wilson, I believe the expression 'Face Down' will soon be more descriptive than 'Bottoms Up'. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2439 Well, I guess I could have just one before you go. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2440 Last round is on me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2441 Come on - one beer won't kill you! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2442 here's to Christmas past ! ! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2443 Thanks. I'll buy the next 20 rounds. I hope my replacement has a better year next year. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2444 Because I could not drink for death, Death, kindly drink for me? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2445 Actually, I prefer martinis--bone dry. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2446 No, thanks. Can't you see I've had one too many already? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2447 Cheers, Man this last one’s gonna kill me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2448 No thanks. I'm on duty, Mr. Kelly of 508 Joshua Lane. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2449 Thanks, but I'm on duty - you might want to chug yours. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2450 Ok, just one more before closing time. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2451 You can blame the new thermostat settings on our seasonal helpers. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2452 Sure, why not? I've been dying for a cold one all day. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2453 Rough year, dude? You look like you need this more than me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2454 OK we'll have one the long road. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2455 It's always one for the road. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2456 No thanks. I'm here for the atmosphere. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2457 I'll just die if this isn't the best beer you've ever tasted. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2458 The good news is, you won't be charged for the beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2459 I’m here to kill all the poor people that only spend their money on booze. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2460 Don't be so grim. Have a beer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2461 You may as well drink this....I don't think I'm going to have time for a second one. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2462 Have a drink, it won't kill you. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2463 Ma always said to kill 'em with kindness. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2464 My day was a killer. Yours? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2465 Thanks, I've been dying for pint all day. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2466 C'mon. Have one more drink, it won't kill you." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2467 That brew might just buy you another five minutes! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2468 Here's to tax reform and making America grim again! 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2469 Same deal as last year? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2470 No thanks. I’m the designated dier. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2471 Enjoy, we are all doomed anyway. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2472 So what if your time is up. It's on me! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2473 You think YOU have an Angry Orchard? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2474 Is it last call, already? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2475 Uh... You didn't hear me say Last Call? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2476 Cheer up, Buddy "Cheer up, Buddy! I mean it's not like somebody died, right? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2477 Here's to the worst last call, ever. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2478 Stop being such a Debbie Downer and have a beer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2479 No thank you, that stuff will kill you. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2480 Salute! Being self-employed isn't as easy as it looks, huh? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2481 Okay, but this is last call. Deal? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2482 Here, have a drink, you look like death 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2483 Why so grim, have one on me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2484 One drink won't kill you 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2485 Okay, just one more, then we have to get back to business. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2486 You sure as hell cleared out this joint. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2487 Here, have a beer while I show you lots of photos of my ex-wife. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2488 I know this trick. You get me drunk and then you steal my scythe. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2489 I figure it won't kill me to buy a stranger a drink. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2490 It's made with water from Flint, Michigan but I'm sure you don't mind. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2491 Good call. It's senior discount day. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2492 I never drink on the job. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2493 That's cheating. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2494 Here’s to ya, Mr. Bannon. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2495 Come and join me. It’s dangerous to drink alone. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2496 Join me for last call? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2497 Okay, you have convinced me, you need this brew much more than I do. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2498 No thanks, I'm a designated driver. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2499 Thanks. I'll pay you back sooner than you think. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2500 No thanks. You drink them both, I'll buy you another, then let's go for a drive. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2501 Here, have one. You need it as much as I do. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2502 I'd say you pay your tab right now. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2503 Thanks, buddy! I guess one more won't kill me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2504 Cheers! You just made my day. So, what brings you in here tonight? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2505 Thanks. I'll get you later. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2506 C'mon. One beer won't kill you. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2507 You look like you've had a killer week. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2508 Just because you're afraid to be alone doesn't mean you have to keep following me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2509 Well may you say "It's Miller time!" but I'm casting my net a little wider. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2510 I'm a huge blue oyster cult fan too! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2511 The rent’s sky high, my kid needs bail money, and my car got swiped. But at least I made a new friend. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2512 No thanks. I don't have a stomach for it. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2513 So, new in town? Me too. Here's to a long life! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2514 Tough Day? You look like you could use a beer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2515 You want one for the road? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2516 Drink up while you still can. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2517 Whoops, my friend was here a minute ago. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2518 No, Fred! Your wife is still going to kill you when you get home. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2519 dilly dilly 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2520 I'm coming! I'm coming! I just need to finish these beers. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2521 Don't look at me like that! Come on, let's celebrate my life! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2522 Fake brews? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2523 Koufax....'65...382 K's....pay up! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2524 OK then one for the road 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2525 Here's to a life, well... lived. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2526 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2527 Time for one more? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2528 I guess you've got time for one more. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2529 Cheer up, its not so grim. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2530 No thanks, I'm a spirits kind of guy. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2531 It's okay. I posted fake pictures too. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2532 Thanks anyway, but I don't drink while I'm working. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2533 C'mon. One drink won't kill me. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2534 Yes, I will have one for the road. After all, it is last call. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2535 No thanks-- I'm stone cold sober. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2536 I'm not going anywhere until I finish my beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2537 That's a pretty nifty Halloween costume you got there, buddy....but I've seen better. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2538 When they said last call, I had no idea it was not just for tonight 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2539 I knew there had to be a catch. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2540 Ask not for whom the beer foams - it foams for thee." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2541 Here, it won’t kill you. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2542 Regrettably, that's not the bier I had in mind. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2543 Want to see me lop off all the heads with one swing? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2544 Have a beer, Grimmy. The guy on the floor is in no hurry. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2545 Join me in one for the road? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2546 No thanks, last time you talked me into too many, and you got a reprieve. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2547 NO, I literally can't hold my beer... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2548 Here you go. Let's drink to my health. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2549 No thanks. You drink it.....but don't forget your car keys. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2550 You don’t need to pry this from my cold dead hands, it’s all yours! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2551 Ask not for whom the beer foams... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2552 Nice costume. Let's drink on it. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2553 Here, you gotta try this brew -- it's to die for! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2554 C'mon, one beer never killed anyone. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2555 You indulge? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2556 Happy hour? Sure...if you'd like to call it that. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2557 Drinking can impair your judgement. Joe was about to find out the hard way... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2558 This is for you -- I figure if nothing stops you, one drink sure won't. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2559 I operate heavy machinery. What do you do for a living? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2560 No thanks, I'm fine. That stuff goes right through me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2561 Why so grim?! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2562 Drink up, and you won't look so grim. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2563 Yes, ‘Hoppy Ending’ is a great name for a microbrew, but in this case, it’s also a bit ironic. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2564 Come on have a cold one, I know we can work this out! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2565 Tonight is kind of special, let it be Lowenbrau. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2566 No thanks, I only drink scotch and hemlock. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2567 I tell you when to take me when I'm drunk and ready! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2568 Have a sip ,it will put a smile on your face 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2569 Go on, have a beer! It won't kill you! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2570 Have one of these . . . it may raise your spirits! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2571 I would, but it runs right through me. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2572 ‘L’chaim’ back at you! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2573 You can stay but I need your liver. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2574 Love your walking stick. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2575 Thanks, but I shouldn't drink any alcohol since I will be driving you to my place.... Of course it's all for your safety concern. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2576 Shoot, I'll tell you a sob story. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2577 C'mon - one drink won't kill you! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2578 Thanks, but I'm waiting for Emily. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2579 Would it kill you to share one of those? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2580 Get a life. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2581 The hangover's death though. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2582 You look like a dark beer guy! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2583 Smile, Mr. Glass Half Empty! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2584 Well, after this week I’m no longer certain about my taxes. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2585 Ok, but next round is with me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2586 One more before we hit the road? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2587 I bought two beers, seeing though I'm not driving home tonite. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2588 I'm a demon when I get wasted. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2589 Salud! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2590 One more before last call? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2591 Your friend randomly didn't show up? - sure, I'll take his beer. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2592 No, I said "I've come for you." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2593 Thanks, I’ve had one hell of a week. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2594 Care to join me for my last last call G.R.? 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2595 You can thank me in the car, or you can call Uber. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2596 No thanks, you're driving 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2597 Thanks! But actually, that's the one that gets you. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2598 Thanks Larry, that's just what I need...my throat's bone dry. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2599 Some people will do anything to get out of a bar tab... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2600 Ah, there's no more road to have one for, Bud. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2601 Have a beer on me. You're kinda late for Halloween, but that is one hellova costume. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2602 It's really pale, try it. I know you'll like.it. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2603 Have a beer, man. You look like death warmed over. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2604 Excuse me. Could you please lop-off the head of my beer? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2605 Congratulations on your liposuction. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
2606 I deserve it. Your mother-in-law was a tough old bird 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2607 Come on, one beer won't kill ya... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2608 And what is your line of work, my friend? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2609 What tipped you off that I'm running for the Senate? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2610 I would except.......wait, are you blind? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2611 No, thanks--I like a dark bier. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2612 Even though she said, "It's not you, it's me" I'm pretty sure it was me, she never liked what I did for work. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2613 Either that...or it'll make you stronger 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2614 UBER? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2615 Salud! one last one before we hit the road? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2616 Can we wait until happy hour is over? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2617 Let's raise a glass to the ghost of Bannon past!" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2618 Have a drink; it's not like it'll kill ya. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2619 Ha! Well, I”m known as the Rim Gripper! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2620 Well, you look grim. Here's to happy hour. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2621 No thanks. I'll just wait until you finish yours. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2622 How about one for the road, before we go? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2623 C'mon..a little sip of beer never killed anyone. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2624 Hey man, how many graves will I be digging this week? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2625 Would it kill you to have a beer with me? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2626 No thanks, bro. It goes right through me. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2627 No thanks. I prefer dark, hoppy stouts, with a hint of death 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2628 Dude! From out of town? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2629 No thanks, I'm riding with you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2630 Thanks.....but liquids go right through me. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2631 Carl was about to learn that Death only stops by to take out. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2632 I'd love to but I'm the designated reaper. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2633 Here's to celebrate another year! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2634 I know you're burnt out. We'll have a beer and think about new career opportunities for you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2635 Here, this one will really make you come alive. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2636 One for the road..on me, pal 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2637 Try this brew; it is a killer. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2638 And you have a GREAT 2018, as well. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2639 No way. You're dead to me. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2640 Drink them both and see what happens. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2641 Join me for one before closing time? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2642 You look like you could use one for the road. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2643 Here's to not being the only one to haunt this place. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2644 This one's on me. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2645 Have a beer. It won't kill you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2646 Careful buddy, that stuff will be your death. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2647 If it makes you feel better, my liver's failing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2648 Here’s to our tomorrows! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2649 No thanks, I'm a designated driver. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2650 One for the road? Much obliged. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2651 No, you have it. After all, you are the designated dyer tonight. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2652 No problem, I planned on taking you home tonight. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2653 Oh, sure- just this once. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2654 You’re a bit early, its not until the hangover tomorrow that Ill want to die 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2655 I guess you could call it a mid-death crisis. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2656 Hey pal, when you're done with those beers, mind giving me a ride? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2657 With the new GOP tax plan and cuts to medical coverage, you're going to be a busy boy. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2658 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2659 Don't worry buddy. I'm on your scythe. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2660 Thanks, but I can't...it goes right through me. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2661 Are you talkin' to me? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2662 Have one on me! You look a little parched. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2663 Take it! It’s not going to kill you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2664 You'er welcome, and I'm pretty sure it isn't Happy Hour. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2665 It's totally yours if you reconsider. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2666 Maybe this will help put a little meat on you! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2667 Have a brewski what's the worst that can happen? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2668 C'mon, one mo won't kill you 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2669 Don't I know you from the graveyard shift? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2670 Here's to death, because death will give me one last bier. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2671 C'mon, let's drink to my health. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2672 Love to! I be not proud! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2673 These 2-for-1s are too much for me. Want to help me kill this one? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2674 Listen, when you hear "Death lies on her like an untimely frost / Upon the sweetest flower of all the field," you feel like: Whoa. Is this how people really see me? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2675 C'mon. There's always time for a beer! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2676 Thanks, but I'm on the clock. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2677 Here’s to a deal you can’t refuse 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
2678 Thanks, but I was just leaving for Samarra. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2679 Grim Reaper? No, sorry. I’m Baby New Year. 2018... well, it’s gonna be tough. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2680 Sounds like today's been killing ya bud. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2681 I take cash only. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2682 Let's have a drink at my place. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2683 How about a drink for the road? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2684 Truce? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2685 At this point it can only make you stronger. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2686 Aw, c’mon, have one ... it won’t kill ya, 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2687 No thanks. If I drink this early, I'll be dead for the rest of the day. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2688 Of all the beer joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into this one. Here's looking at you, kiddo! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2689 No, I said I'm here for you not a brew! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2690 No thanks, I just ordered a Molotov Cocktail. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2691 You're looking pretty grim. Here, have a beer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2692 Come on, have a drink. One can't kill you. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2693 L'Chaim, buddy! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2694 Hey, beer today, gone tomorrow! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2695 I see your reaping the benefits of that new conceal carry law, Jim. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2696 Designated dier! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2697 As long as you're here, it's happy hour everywhere else too. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2698 Thanks, but you may want that beer after you hear what I have to say. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2699 I'm touched - hardly anybody wants to have a beer with me. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2700 Here’s to the end of farm season! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2701 If I could smoke in here, my life would be complete. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2702 It’s not like it’s going to kill you to have one for the road. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2703 Take off that silly coat & hood and come join me for a beer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2704 Thanks, but that stuff just goes through me. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2705 To Life! To Life! L'chayim! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2706 I shouldn't – I'm about to meet a priest and a rabbi. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2707 Kill here often? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2708 Have one on me, buddy. Looks like you could use a "Happy Hour". 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2709 Bad day, friend? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2710 I could use that drink. Work was murder today. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2711 Have them both There ain't none where you're headed 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2712 Man, these Happy Hour prices are killer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2713 When the bar tender said last round, I misinterpreted his meaning. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2714 Thanks, but I've got a different 'tall cold one' for you. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2715 A kind offer, but I'm afraid I'm working under a tight deadline. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2716 Of course my work is grim, that’s why I drink! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2717 Hey, get a life. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2718 What with the particularly busy year you've had, you look like you could use a tall one. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2719 Here you go, pal. You look like you've been working overtime. Besides, my wife is gonna kill me if I have one more. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2720 Last call? Why not. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2721 Thanks for the beer, but I'm still not going home with you. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2722 Here — it'll be the death o' ya! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2723 Nah, I already got drunk in the underworld. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2724 You've got a face of an angel! Let me buy you a drink. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2725 It's too bad you can't drink on the job, you really slayed today. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2726 It's on me. These new craft beers are to die for. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2727 Here, have a beer before we go. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2728 You want this beer? Looks like that last one did my buddy in. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2729 Hi! You must be new around here. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2730 If only there was a better way to spend halloween 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2731 What are you afraid of? A drink never killed anyone. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2732 Here's to a good long friendship 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2733 Trust me, you're going to need that more that me. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2734 Sorry pal, but I have no stomach for beer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2735 Yo! is that a Mets Flag? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2736 Since you're driving, these two are mine. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2737 Here, I bought this for Joe you haven't seen him have you? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2738 Thanks for the free round, partner! You say you're a salesman? What is this 'cirrhosis' you're selling anyway? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2739 L'chaim! L'chaim! To life! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2740 One now, and one after you visit Washington 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2741 Yes, I do feel like a draft. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2742 Hey, don't be so Grim... its happy hour. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2743 Let's do a cheers to life. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2744 This one’s on me, but you owe me one. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2745 Looks like you had a bad day too! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2746 Don't be so grim, have a drink on me 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2747 What’s your catch today? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2748 Did you hear the ACA deadline was December 15th? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2749 Sure, I could murder a beer right now. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2750 Since when did this bar get so grim? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2751 I drink to dull the pain, but you eliminate it. Love your work. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2752 One too many? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2753 Death be not proud have one on me. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2754 Sorry. I never drink on the job. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2755 No thanks. I really don't have time and neither do you! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2756 No, you have them both; then I will get what I want. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2757 Taken in moderation, it won’t kill you. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2758 Here's to another new year. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2759 Please — I always hate to see a beer go to waste! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2760 Grim times for sure, have a drink. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2761 Good job weeding out the unemployed. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2762 Have an hour to kill? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2763 Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2764 How nice! People usually offer me Clamato™! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2765 This seems like a karmic toss-up. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2766 No thanks! I'm just hanging out but I hope to meet up with you later. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2767 It's closing time..last call. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2768 One more before we hit the road? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2769 I could use a cold one. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2770 Nah, but I could really use a cigarette. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2771 I've been expecting you.... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2772 No thanks, Kevin — but I will accept that ride home later. It’s sort of on my way...ha ha... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2773 Well, you're not drivin' are ya? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2774 Down the hatch. It won't kill you. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2775 "Who's your tailor"? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2776 Right, I understand you have some digestive issues. But you have to appreciate the gesture... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2777 Since Harry won't be drinking this one, Cheers! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2778 Here's to cliché's. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2779 And I looked, and held out a pale ale: and his name that sat beside me was Death. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2780 Were you at the Grateful Dead concert or is my beer trying to tell me something? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2781 Yeah, alright, but just this one. Last time I drank with you, I got fucking blotto and mixed up Lil Peep and Lil Pump. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2782 Cheers! Have a drink. You don't need to worry about a beer belly! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2783 Yes! To your health - such as it is. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2784 Look buddy, I don't want a beer. You were supposed to be home 4 hours ago so your wife told me to come get you. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2785 Come here often? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2786 L’chaim!....not. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2787 'You only go around once in life.' But I guess you knew that. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2788 Can's a man buy his mother-in-law a drink? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2789 Thanks, just let me remove the head first. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2790 Enjoy happy hour. Last call's coming soon. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2791 May I Be In Heaven A Half Hour Before The Devil Knows I'm dead 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2792 Shall we drink "to life"? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2793 You're welcome, and you can have a nightcap at my place later. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2794 No thanks, I'm scything. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2795 No thanks, I'm watching the waistline. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2796 A toast to you Trump! Good over evil always wins! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2797 No Thanks; I'm driving. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2798 Here you go. I heard someone once say in heaven there is no beer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2799 Yes, I do come here often. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2800 Only if you let me drive! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2801 Sit down, have a beer and tell me your problems. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2802 Shall we drink to your health? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2803 Cheers, pal. They offer "2-for-1" in your line of work? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2804 Happy Death Day!!! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2805 You can have it. He just ran across the street." "I know. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2806 You need to drink that down quickly. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2807 Say, how 'bout one for the road? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2808 Sorry but I am the designated driver for tonight 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2809 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and die together. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2810 No, that's OK - you have it. I'm just hangin', waiting for closing time. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2811 Come here often? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2812 Yeah, I'll take a pint. I'm tired just thinking about how busy I'll be once the Republicans take away everyone's health coverage. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2813 Actually I was hoping for someone drop-dead gorgeous. 1.1489 0.06787 47