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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Surprise, surprise. The new manager is a fat white guy with no pants. 1.9952 0.01444 3509 1292 942 1275
1 I can already tell he won't last. 1.9660 0.02601 912 297 349 266
2 He's not as bad as the last manager. That one was abominable. 1.9646 0.01396 3504 1261 1106 1137
3 They didn't say who...they just said one of us won't be here in the spring... 1.9441 0.01529 2719 944 983 792
4 It's not you, he's frosty to everyone. 1.9403 0.01781 1910 639 746 525
5 I told him if he can't find his size to just wait a few minutes. 1.9308 0.01921 1793 659 599 535
6 Either the constant staring stops or I'm cranking up the thermostat. 1.9240 0.02384 1105 392 405 308
7 I hear he had a meltdown after the holidays last year 1.8822 0.02217 1222 447 472 303
8 He's the very definition of seasonal help. 1.8631 0.02880 716 268 278 170
9 If he asks you if you want to see his other carrot, just say no. 1.8532 0.01683 2507 1101 673 733
10 I think you misunderstood when I said to hire seasonal help. 1.8336 0.01712 2109 856 748 505
11 He insists it's all water weight. 1.8312 0.01975 1558 627 567 364
12 They set the temperature for just ONE employee while the rest of us freeze to death. 1.8169 0.02483 956 385 361 210
13 So he calls me into his office and when I get there he's wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat 1.7911 0.01686 2312 1051 693 568
14 I guess the hiring freeze has officially started. 1.7766 0.01865 1670 713 617 340
15 He's fun, sure, but he won't last. 1.7759 0.02821 647 255 282 110
16 If I wanted a boss with no pants, I'd have stayed in Hollywood. 1.7621 0.01728 2156 1011 647 498
17 As seasonal workers go, he is much better than the turkey they hired last month. 1.7434 0.03488 530 256 154 120
18 Of course they hired another white guy. 1.7320 0.01838 1918 947 538 433
19 By two o'clock, he'll be just another 'clean-up in aisle 2'. 1.7258 0.02013 1397 639 502 256
20 He works well, but has serious meltdowns. 1.7202 0.02253 1126 523 395 208
21 He'll be gone by spring. 1.7137 0.02394 985 459 349 177
22 You don't think it's odd that he's looking at summer clothes? 1.7075 0.02533 899 429 304 166
23 Well, we asked the agency to send over a temp. 1.7035 0.02153 1268 616 412 240
24 So what if his hands are just sticks, he should still have to fold. 1.7002 0.02596 824 389 293 142
25 He says he used to know his wife's size, but with global warming... 1.6829 0.02078 1356 680 426 250
26 He’s asking about our ‘No Payment ‘Til Spring’ special. 1.6801 0.03075 622 314 193 115
27 Don't worry. He won't last long. 1.6644 0.01853 1612 807 539 266
28 I made him. Now he's telling me how to do my job? 1.6640 0.02324 1125 594 315 216
29 If he spends any more time deciding, he'l actually fit into a Small. 1.6606 0.03028 548 262 210 76
30 Apparently he was just over in the produce department picking his nose. 1.6570 0.03031 761 441 140 180
31 At least he doesn't tell me I'm hot. 1.6516 0.03258 508 256 173 79
32 Wait until you see the Easter sales staff. 1.6408 0.03313 515 271 158 86
33 One week and he’s store manager--I’m calling white male privilege. 1.6369 0.02169 1479 880 256 343
34 He gives me the chills... 1.6298 0.03197 497 252 177 68
35 After the holidays last year, he had a total meltdown. 1.6239 0.02173 1231 676 342 213
36 Something tells me this one's not going to be able to take the heat. 1.6175 0.03009 515 256 200 59
37 Trust me, he's a temp. 1.6141 0.02846 653 347 211 95
38 I don't care how great an employee he is...if he touches that thermostat one more time, he's outta here. 1.6117 0.02318 1043 573 302 168
39 He won't last a day. 1.6054 0.02442 958 537 262 159
40 It's freezing in here. Would it kill anyone if we turned up the heat? 1.6048 0.02501 949 543 238 168
41 Then what bathroom do YOU think he should use? 1.6045 0.02892 660 364 193 103
42 After the holidays, the seasonal staff will be liquidated. 1.5981 0.03573 418 229 128 61
43 I betcha he won’t last til spring. 1.5953 0.02494 845 462 263 120
44 How am I supposed to enforce no shirt no shoes no service when this guy comes into work with no pants. 1.5936 0.03464 438 240 136 62
45 Just wait. These seasonal workers always melt under pressure. 1.5927 0.02453 820 437 280 103
46 They only hired him because he's seasonally appropriate and anatomically incapable of sexual harassment 1.5915 0.02934 683 397 168 118
47 If he starts humming that tune one more time, I'm turning up the thermostat. 1.5902 0.02735 793 464 190 139
48 His meltdowns are legendary. 1.5899 0.02714 790 458 198 134
49 Claire says he's just here until the spring liquidation. 1.5869 0.02673 765 432 217 116
50 If he harasses you, I'll turn up the heat. 1.5852 0.02730 704 391 214 99
51 They prefer to be called 'snow person'. 1.5852 0.02953 634 361 175 98
52 At least the elf knew how to work a register. 1.5813 0.02736 664 362 218 84
53 I give him three months. 1.5806 0.02799 713 411 190 112
54 Great. Another beloved public figure out with no pants on. 1.5741 0.02983 634 371 162 101
55 No worries, he won't last. 1.5698 0.02914 630 362 177 91
56 He’s only a temp. 1.5664 0.07097 113 67 28 18
57 He's seasonal 1.5662 0.02900 604 341 184 79
58 I'd date him but I'm really looking for something that will last past February. 1.5657 0.02883 601 337 188 76
59 I know he's stealing all the buttons, I just cant prove it. 1.5655 0.03007 603 352 161 90
60 He called ME a snowflake. 1.5654 0.03188 566 339 134 93
61 It’s so easy to spot the seasonal employees. 1.5645 0.02907 597 337 183 77
62 You turn up the thermostat; I'll grab the 'Wet Floor" sign. 1.5619 0.04098 331 196 84 51
63 They said the new guy was a jolly happy soul, but he's been pretty Frosty to me. 1.5610 0.03397 426 239 135 52
64 Seasonal hire. He won't last a week. 1.5554 0.03056 542 311 161 70
65 His last boss said he had a meltdown. 1.5525 0.03230 514 304 136 74
66 If he tries to show me his carrot one more time I’m going to punch him in the snowballs. 1.5503 0.03528 487 306 94 87
67 All that diversity talk and they go hire another white man. 1.5469 0.03415 501 311 106 84
68 I just can’t warm up to the new guy 1.5458 0.03063 491 275 164 52
69 Great. They went outside to fill that position. 1.5453 0.03375 486 295 117 74
70 I don’t think he’ll last a day. 1.5453 0.03375 486 295 117 74
71 Whatever happened to 'no shoes, no shirt, no service'? 1.5443 0.03291 485 288 130 67
72 Says he needs the money to start a slush fund. 1.5442 0.03531 452 277 104 71
73 Bet you the seasonal hire doesn't last a day. 1.5437 0.03473 412 239 122 51
74 He says he's here for the liquidation sale. 1.5416 0.03364 469 281 122 66
75 I'll be surprised if he lasts a week. 1.5412 0.03392 449 266 123 60
76 He's a temp. 1.5357 0.03515 448 276 104 68
77 He always disappears just before the spring line arrives. 1.5350 0.03666 357 207 109 41
78 Well, I refuse to mop up after the seasonal hires. 1.5315 0.03499 429 260 110 59
79 Yeah, he's a temp. He'll be gone by summer. 1.5307 0.03499 424 256 111 57
80 Seriously, who wears white after Labor Day? 1.5296 0.03569 423 260 102 61
81 He asked me out last spring then disappeared. 1.5277 0.03541 415 252 107 56
82 We figured out who's been turning down the thermostat. 1.5277 0.03541 415 252 107 56
83 They told me he's diversity hire, but as far as I can tell he's just another white guy. 1.5268 0.03640 410 254 96 60
84 I've been giving him the cold shoulder, but it just seems to encourage him. 1.5267 0.03659 412 257 93 62
85 He'll be gone by the spring. 1.5258 0.03644 407 252 96 59
86 clean-up in aisle three in about ten minutes. 1.5258 0.03628 407 251 98 58
87 I'm not sure the new guy is going to last. 1.5237 0.03601 401 245 102 54
88 If it takes him any longer to decide we're going to need a mop 1.5237 0.03549 401 242 108 51
89 Fake nose. 1.5217 0.03707 391 243 92 56
90 I think he's Canadian. 1.5206 0.03675 388 239 96 53
91 Don't worry. He's cool. 1.5206 0.03584 388 234 106 48
92 Is it me or is the new guy always sweating? 1.5195 0.03529 385 229 112 44
93 Why does everyone think the new guy is so cool? 1.5184 0.03485 380 223 117 40
94 He's an 8. 1.5182 0.03741 384 240 89 55
95 Just trust me, you don't want to be anywhere near him when he has one of his meltdowns. 1.5161 0.03700 372 228 96 48
96 He got really upset when I told him that scarf looks hot. 1.5161 0.03680 372 227 98 47
97 If he asks you to laugh and play, don't. 1.5150 0.03554 367 217 111 39
98 You're right. It would be just as weird if he wore pants. 1.5137 0.03721 364 223 95 46
99 These seasonal hires never seem to last. 1.5123 0.03637 367 222 102 43
100 I like our seasonal help, I really do...., but if he says, 'Do you get my drift?' , one more time, I'm going to scream! 1.5118 0.03783 340 206 94 40
101 It's all water weight. 1.5112 0.03656 356 214 102 40
102 He wants a Large to wear today, a Medium for tomorrow, and an Extra Small for next week. 1.5112 0.03887 356 225 80 51
103 These seasonal workers never last. 1.5099 0.03679 353 213 100 40
104 He says "Frosty" is racist. He prefers Kevin. 1.5092 0.05731 163 103 37 23
105 Something about him just gives me the chills. 1.5086 0.03807 348 215 89 44
106 He's asked to stay on after the holidays. Do you want to break it to him, or should I? 1.5058 0.03757 346 212 93 41
107 Trust me, don't go anywhere near his carrot. 1.5031 0.03824 324 197 91 36
108 He needs it in a smaller size, should I just adjust the thermostat? 1.5030 0.04017 334 214 72 48
109 He’s refusing to work the fire sale. 1.5016 0.03893 319 196 86 37
110 The dude's definitely bi-polar. 1.5015 0.03847 327 201 88 38
111 The iceman browseth. 1.5015 0.03954 331 209 78 44
112 I don't think the new guy is going to last long. 1.4984 0.03999 321 203 76 42
113 Only one man in the whole department, but he gets to set the thermostat? 1.4984 0.04067 319 204 71 44
114 He just thinks he's so much cooler than everybody! 1.4962 0.06002 133 82 36 15
115 Seasonal worker. 1.4952 0.03790 313 189 93 31
116 He insists on looking at the petites - says he'll grow into them. 1.4952 0.03974 313 196 79 38
117 Let's hope he doesn't have a meltdown. 1.4952 0.03762 313 188 95 30
118 Keep an eye on our buttons. 1.4952 0.03888 311 191 86 34
119 He knows nothing about pants. 1.4952 0.03967 311 194 80 37
120 If he asks me to adjust his carrot one more time, I'm going to HR. 1.4935 0.04147 306 197 67 42
121 By the time he decides he'll be two sizes smaller. 1.4935 0.03907 306 188 85 33
122 Someone keeps taking the carrot from my lunch. 1.4917 0.03991 303 189 79 35
123 If he asks, "do you smell carrots?" one more time... 1.4901 0.04088 304 194 71 39
124 I hear he's only temporary 1.4900 0.04130 300 192 69 39
125 He won’t last a week. 1.4899 0.04172 296 190 67 39
126 Is it just me or does the new guy give you the chills? 1.4881 0.03764 293 174 95 24
127 I had a feeling that he'd be back again some day. 1.4863 0.03985 292 181 80 31
128 He says he needs a smaller size because of global warming. 1.4863 0.04073 292 184 74 34
129 More like BOSSY the snowman. 1.4862 0.04375 290 193 53 44
130 So that's what they meant by 'hiring freeze'. 1.4843 0.04005 287 178 79 30
131 He says he's quitting, but just you wait. He'll be back again someday. 1.4823 0.04298 282 184 60 38
132 I have nothing against seasonal help, but I have seen his kind before and they always melt under pressure. 1.4823 0.04119 282 178 72 32
133 If he tells me one more time "you need to chill" I'm going to lose it. 1.4800 0.04258 275 177 64 34
134 I'm so over him...can we turn up the heat? 1.4800 0.04100 275 172 74 29
135 Is it me, or is the new guy really cool? 1.4758 0.04064 269 167 76 26
136 He wants a gift for his wife. She's having a meltdown. 1.4755 0.04177 265 167 70 28
137 If he "accidently" pokes me with that carrot one more time I'm turning up the heat 1.4755 0.04312 265 171 62 32
138 Don’t worry. He won’t be here long. 1.4752 0.07392 101 68 18 15
139 Well, he warned us he'd be back again some day. 1.4733 0.04281 262 168 64 30
140 All I'm saying is that I couldn't show up to work wearing nothing but a hat and scarf. 1.4722 0.04442 252 164 57 31
141 It's not as bad as last year when they hired the Little Drummer Boy. 1.4710 0.04352 259 168 60 31
142 I just hope he doesn’t have another melt down. 1.4685 0.04271 254 162 65 27
143 He told everyone, so now the girls at the makeup counter are calling me “The Snowblower”! 1.4683 0.04751 252 174 38 40
144 That constant drip - drip - drip is driving me crazy. 1.4683 0.04184 252 158 70 24
145 He wants to know if our return policy extends into the Spring. 1.4659 0.04258 249 158 66 25
146 He won't last long 1.4659 0.04296 249 159 64 26
147 I thought it best that he work in Seasonal. 1.4659 0.04023 249 152 78 19
148 He's part of the hiring freeze. 1.4659 0.04444 249 163 56 30
149 He wants to know what an inseam is. 1.4656 0.04471 247 162 55 30
150 At least the carrot's on his face this time. 1.4628 0.04614 242 162 48 32
151 What's really odd is he's a climate change denier 1.4628 0.04614 242 162 48 32
152 Just how am I supposed to measure his inseam. 1.4628 0.04539 242 160 52 30
153 I'm glad we have a new seasonal employee. The last one was kind of a turkey. 1.4612 0.04564 232 152 53 27
154 He keeps giving me the cold shoulder 1.4603 0.04385 239 154 60 25
155 Jolly and happy my ass. But he can literally sell ice to Eskimos. 1.4599 0.04452 237 154 57 26
156 Why did they assign him to spring wear? That's just cruel. 1.4596 0.04439 235 152 58 25
157 I think he’s stealing buttons. 1.4583 0.04290 240 153 64 23
158 "He said he identifies as 'part Oxygen and part Hydrogen'". 1.4570 0.05458 151 97 39 15
159 He smokes a pipe and doesn't wear pants. It's like working with my grandpa. 1.4569 0.04723 232 157 44 31
160 Tries on every scarf in the store, leaves them a wet mess, then says, "I'll be back again someday." 1.4565 0.04633 230 153 49 28
161 I can't believe the balls on that guy. 1.4565 0.04873 230 159 37 34
162 He keeps returning his purchases for smaller sizes. 1.4553 0.04437 235 153 57 25
163 He's looking for something for his wife in a size figure 8. 1.4545 0.04366 231 148 61 22
164 It's your turn to mop up the fitting room 1.4545 0.04451 231 150 57 24
165 He just stares at me like his eyes are made of coal. 1.4541 0.04260 229 144 66 19
166 Holiday temps never last long. They can't take the heat. 1.4541 0.04123 229 141 72 16
167 Until they build that wall with Saskatchewan, nobody's job is safe. 1.4537 0.04761 227 154 43 30
168 Once things heat up, we'll see what these seasonal employees are made of. 1.4509 0.04681 224 150 47 27
169 I bet the new guy is gone by Spring. 1.4509 0.04595 224 148 51 25
170 He's abominable. 1.4509 0.04681 224 150 47 27
171 He seems a bit bi-polar. 1.4509 0.04507 224 146 55 23
172 I think it’s a bad idea, too, but he knows how to accessorize. 1.4505 0.04625 222 147 50 25
173 He doesn't have a snowball's chance. 1.4505 0.04399 222 142 60 20
174 I don't think he'll make it past the fire sale. 1.4505 0.04536 222 145 54 23
175 Tell him to keep his twigs to himself, ok? 1.4505 0.04625 222 147 50 25
176 Trust me, he won't last. 1.4505 0.04491 222 144 56 22
177 I tried to get to know the new clerk, but he's a little frosty. 1.4505 0.04536 222 145 54 23
178 Funny. I always thought we'd be replaced by robots. 1.4500 0.04656 220 146 49 25
179 Every week he comes in asking for a different size. 1.4500 0.04566 220 144 53 23
180 Are they drip-dry? 1.4500 0.04656 220 146 49 25
181 Yeah, he poked me with it, too. 1.4475 0.04671 219 146 48 25
182 All I know is, the buttons on our pants started disappearing after he showed up. 1.4475 0.04248 219 137 66 16
183 He won't last. 1.4470 0.05052 217 153 31 33
184 I give the new guy a week. He won't last. 1.4470 0.04702 217 145 47 25
185 Yeah, nice guy, but I'm not sure he has what it takes to get through the holidays. 1.4465 0.04041 215 130 74 11
186 We don't have it in large but if we wait a bit I think he'll fit in medium. 1.4465 0.04688 215 143 48 24
187 For a jolly, happy soul - he's really cold to the customers... 1.4465 0.04499 215 139 56 20
188 Sure, he can accessorize, but he'll be gone by Spring. 1.4465 0.04401 215 137 60 18
189 Nothing fits him so I turned the heat up to 86. 1.4465 0.04642 215 142 50 23
190 Not a chance in hell. 1.4429 0.04721 210 140 47 23
191 If he tries to grab you, just pull his arms out. 1.4423 0.04851 208 141 42 25
192 I think with that one, it really IS water weight. 1.4396 0.04619 207 136 51 20
193 It could be worse. Housewares has the Grinch. 1.4396 0.04915 207 142 39 26
194 Well, at least they're not replacing us with robots. 1.4384 0.04632 203 133 51 19
195 His wife left him, so he wants a sweater to end it all. 1.4384 0.04787 203 136 45 22
196 I learned my lesson last Christmas. Never get too attached to the seasonal help. 1.4384 0.04579 203 132 53 18
197 He says his assets are frozen now, but they'll be liquid soon. 1.4384 0.04787 203 136 45 22
198 The new guy keeps messing with the thermostat. 1.4343 0.04547 198 128 54 16
199 You know he can't pay us, right? His assets are frozen. 1.4343 0.04821 198 133 44 21
200 Talk about white privilege... 1.4343 0.04926 198 135 40 23
201 Bet he doesn't last the season. 1.4343 0.04603 198 129 52 17
202 Don’t worry, he’s a seasonal employee. He’ll be gone by the end of winter. 1.4308 0.04927 195 133 40 22
203 They took us literally when we asked for temporary seasonal workers. 1.4308 0.04477 195 125 56 14
204 I hate temps, they always disappear with the first warm day. 1.4308 0.04873 195 132 42 21
205 He gives me the chills... 1.4308 0.04818 195 131 44 20
206 Well they couldn't put him the shoe department. 1.4286 0.04812 189 126 45 18
207 If he asks to turn the heat down one more time, I am going to shove that carrot right up his frosty ass! 1.4286 0.05259 189 134 29 26
208 I just figured out who keeps turning the air conditioning up. 1.4286 0.04928 189 128 41 20
209 It's hard finding warm bodies to fill positions this time of year. 1.4286 0.04744 196 131 46 19
210 He’ll be gone by the liquidation sale. 1.4278 0.04722 194 129 47 18
211 Please. I know his type. He'll disappear by spring. 1.4263 0.04734 190 126 47 17
212 I heard that layoffs were over but new hires would be frozen. 1.4255 0.05170 188 132 32 24
213 I don't think the new guy is going to last. 1.4255 0.04828 188 126 44 18
214 Oh, him? He's a seasonal employee. 1.4255 0.05002 188 129 38 21
215 Management loves his holiday vibe, but I think he'll be water under the bridge by spring. 1.4255 0.04524 188 121 54 13
216 If there is no such thing as white privilege, how come he doesn't have to wear pants to work? 1.4255 0.05058 188 130 36 22
217 Whatever you do, don't mention the fire sale. 1.4247 0.04805 186 124 45 17
218 Retail will crush that jolly, happy soul. 1.4239 0.05081 184 127 36 21
219 If anyone asks, company policy prohibits glacial profiling, but between us... 1.4239 0.05022 184 126 38 20
220 Man does that new guy have balls. 1.4233 0.05147 189 133 32 24
221 He doesn't even exercise; it just melts right off 1.4231 0.04817 182 121 45 16
222 He comes in once a year and always buys the same outfit. 1.4231 0.04817 182 121 45 16
223 One: they hired yet another white guy. Two: he never wears pants. 1.4231 0.05062 182 125 37 20
224 So Legal came by ,apparently it's 'Frosty The Snow Person'..from now on on! 1.4225 0.04903 187 127 41 19
225 I always knew he'd be back again, someday. 1.4208 0.04919 183 124 41 18
226 Let's see how jolly happy his soul is when we roll out the new summer collection... 1.4208 0.04858 183 123 43 17
227 31 degrees inside is not a reasonable accommodation. 1.4199 0.05020 181 124 38 19
228 Did we actually agree on a hiring freeze? 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
229 Abominable taste. 1.4199 0.04896 181 122 42 17
230 This is his first day back after his meltdown on Black Friday 1.4190 0.05122 179 124 35 20
231 He marked them down below zero. 1.4190 0.05122 179 124 35 20
232 ... and we need one size 29 triple Z shoe. 1.4190 0.05060 179 123 37 19
233 He thinks he's so cool. 1.4190 0.04934 179 121 41 17
234 The new guy won't last long. 1.4190 0.04998 179 122 39 18
235 Well, I guess they weren't kidding about the hiring freeze... 1.4181 0.04776 177 117 46 14
236 The smile is friendly, but the eyes are cold. 1.4181 0.04843 177 118 44 15
237 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat I found, because when I placed it on his head, he began to mark things down. 1.4171 0.05143 175 121 35 19
238 Hey, sometimes a carrot is just a carrot. 1.4162 0.04851 173 115 44 14
239 I knew he was a creep when he asked if I wanted to see his icicle. 1.4157 0.05440 178 129 24 25
240 Does he know he's only temporary? 1.4138 0.05097 174 120 36 18
241 Giving him the cold shoulder doesn't seem to be working. 1.4138 0.04965 174 118 40 16
242 Sell it to him quick before he changes sizes. 1.4138 0.05097 174 120 36 18
243 He asked us to join him for a cold one after work. 1.4138 0.05162 174 121 34 19
244 Don't worry -- he won't last the season. 1.4136 0.04848 162 106 45 11
245 Direct him to the trouser area without making eye contact. 1.4128 0.04937 172 116 41 15
246 Suddenly it's insensitive to bring carrots to work? 1.4128 0.05334 172 122 29 21
247 Well, I just think snowperson sounds ridiculous. 1.4128 0.05205 172 120 33 19
248 The seasonal help always think they're going to last longer than they do. 1.4128 0.04868 172 115 43 14
249 Apparently they've lifted the hiring freeze. 1.4128 0.05073 172 118 37 17
250 Well, he did say he'd be back again some day. 1.4128 0.05140 172 119 35 18
251 I hate seasonal hires. Last year's kept asking me to sit on his lap. 1.4128 0.05270 172 121 31 20
252 Only accept cash from him, no credit, his assets are frozen! 1.4107 0.05227 168 117 33 18
253 He keeps telling me that later on we'll conspire? I'm reporting him to HR. 1.4104 0.05181 173 121 33 19
254 It's just not fair, in the spring the pounds just melt off of him. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
255 Well, he was an extra large fifteen minutes ago. 1.4083 0.04924 169 114 41 14
256 He’ll never last. 1.4072 0.05177 167 116 34 17
257 Once you get to know him, he's totally chill. 1.4072 0.05382 167 119 28 20
258 Let's just hope this one doesn't have a meltdown like the last one. 1.4072 0.04817 167 111 44 12
259 Sure, he dresses nice but he's a little chilly to the customers. 1.4061 0.04375 165 104 55 6
260 He was hitting on me. Do we sell blow dryers? 1.4061 0.05222 165 115 33 17
261 He’s a seasonal employee; I don’t think he’ll last long. 1.4061 0.04855 165 110 43 12
262 It's part of the diversity program 1.4061 0.05151 165 114 35 16
263 He won't last until Christmas. 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
264 He's the new seasonal hire They said he would be gone by Spring 1.4049 0.05268 163 114 32 17
265 I swear to God if he tells me I should smile more again I'm turning up the thermostat. 1.4049 0.05268 163 114 32 17
266 The inappropriate comments I can handle, I just wish he’d wear pants. 1.4037 0.04936 161 108 41 12
267 OMG, he is so last winter. 1.4037 0.05014 161 109 39 13
268 Is it inappropriate to wish him warm wishes this holiday season? 1.4037 0.05387 161 114 29 18
269 Is our pay really 79 cents for each dollar he gets? 1.4037 0.05315 161 113 31 17
270 Ugh... I had a feeling he'd be back again someday. 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
271 Snowbots are taking our jobs. We need to build a firewall. 1.4037 0.05014 161 109 39 13
272 The mall Santa got him this gig. 1.4037 0.05091 161 110 37 14
273 I’m just sick of mopping-up after these seasonal hires. 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
274 If he says “thumpety thump thump” one more time when I walk by, I’m smacking him. 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
275 He says he's a large for the next hour. 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
276 You'd think he'd be looking for pants. 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
277 His father worked here, too. Then one day last March he just didn't show up. 1.4013 0.05543 152 108 27 17
278 You would think, in the current culture, that the holiday help would have to wear pants. 1.4000 0.05109 160 110 36 14
279 He put the name Parson Brown on his application. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
280 Would it kill him to take off the top hat? 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
281 If he asks for another discount, I swear I'm going to turn up the thermostat. 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
282 He annoys me too, but he’ll be gone in a few weeks. 1.3987 0.05075 158 108 37 13
283 It's time to turn up the heat on the new guy 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
284 Don't waste your time. He'll be gone by spring. 1.3987 0.05457 158 113 27 18
285 Do not mention next week's fire sale. 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
286 We are going to need a mop on aisle 5 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
287 Sorry, it's my fault. I told him 'You can do the job when you're in town.' 1.3974 0.05656 156 114 22 20
288 This guy is giving me the chills. 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
289 He’s a seasonal worker 1.3974 0.05037 156 106 38 12
290 Let's see if he makes it to the spring collection. 1.3974 0.05278 156 109 32 15
291 Check the permanent address on the credit card. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
292 I bet he'll be gone by spring. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
293 The last time I turned up the heat, he reported me to HR. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
294 Sure, he's cool now, but I bet he melts under pressure. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
295 Wanna bet who's going to win December Employee of the Month again this year? 1.3947 0.05294 152 106 32 14
296 What's abominable is that scarf. 1.3947 0.05613 152 110 24 18
297 I heard there's a hiring freeze on seasonal employees. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
298 Swimsuit season should be interesting. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
299 Not every seasonal temp is that cool. 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
300 If he asks me if I want to see his "snow balls" one more time, I'm calling H.R? 1.3935 0.05298 155 109 31 15
301 No, don't think so. The store detective is disguised as Santa. 1.3922 0.05346 153 108 30 15
302 He's been giving me the cold shoulder all day. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
303 He's a seasonal hire. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
304 He insists he’ll be able to fit in those smaller sizes as early as next week. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
305 I miss the elves. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
306 This is not what I meant by a more diverse workplace. 1.3904 0.05530 146 104 27 15
307 He said, "Are you Married?" And I said "No Man!" Can you believe the balls on this seasonal help? 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
308 I'm filing a report with HR, as soon as I figure out which one of the guys texted me a photo of their carrot. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
309 He warned us he'd be back one day. 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
310 Management sure is taking this hiring freeze seriously 1.3893 0.05103 149 102 36 11
311 Say no when he offers to show you his snow balls. 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
312 If he touches the thermostat one more time, I’m going to wipe that smile off his face. 1.3893 0.05691 149 109 22 18
313 I don't care if he's "seasonal" - I'm going to HR unless he puts on some pants. 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
314 Remember the turkey we hired last month? 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
315 I just can't believe HE is the diversity hire. 1.3893 0.05103 149 102 36 11
316 I told him he had a snowball's chance in hell of finding pants that fit 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
317 He's been giving me the cold shoulder all day. 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
318 You should have seen the puddle he left last year. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
319 I feel for him, too. They didn't need him in the Holiday window display anymore, but he doesn't know a thing about women's clothing. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
320 He won't last more than a day. 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
321 Don't worry, he won't last through spring. 1.3878 0.05414 147 104 29 14
322 He says he can only work until spring 1.3878 0.05058 147 100 37 10
323 He's just working while his assets are frozen 1.3878 0.05583 147 106 25 16
324 He gives all the customers the cold shoulder 1.3878 0.04773 147 97 43 7
325 It's his break time. He wants to know where he can go to chill out. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
326 I hear there's a Claus in his contract. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
327 Look it's the new temp. I don't think he'll last until Spring. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
328 His pants are off again. I'm calling H.R. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
329 I would ask him to work late, but he'll have a meltdown. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
330 He’ll never last. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
331 I doubt he'll last 3 months. 1.3878 0.05666 147 107 23 17
332 And he refuses to sell pants. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
333 Don't worry, he's just temporary. 1.3873 0.05551 142 101 27 14
334 I’m still not happy about this hiring freeze. 1.3869 0.05792 137 99 23 15
335 He’s obsessed with climate change 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
336 Don’t bother making friends. He’s a seasonal. 1.3862 0.05552 145 104 26 15
337 Can't he be a jolly happy soul with pants? 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
338 Put him charge of the pants department. Maybe he'll get the hint. 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
339 Susan, do we have a dressing room with a drain? 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
340 Watch, he'll be gone by spring. 1.3851 0.05551 148 107 25 16
341 They come, they work the holidays, and then you never see’em again. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
342 The department manager wants to prove that global warming is a non-issue. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
343 He thinks they'll fit better in a couple of hours. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
344 You think that’s his real carrot? 1.3846 0.05607 143 103 25 15
345 Boss or no boss, if he hits on me again we'll be featuring complimentary snow cones. 1.3846 0.05780 143 105 21 17
346 I know he looks broke, but he's got a secret slush fund. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
347 He flashes that carrot at me one more time, I'm calling HR. 1.3830 0.05752 141 103 22 16
348 All he talks about is global warming. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
349 Last year I dated him and then he just vanished. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
350 Diversity? They just hired another damned white guy. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
351 I went out with him once, and things just kind of started snowballing. 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
352 I'd fuck him. 1.3819 0.06233 144 112 9 23
353 Looks innocent now, but at the Christmas party he had his twigs all over me. 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
354 And then play it cool like, "What puddle? What carrot?" 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
355 All I know is there was a puddle under the suit rack and Frosty the Sales Associate was standing there with that grin of his. 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
356 Something tells me the new guy won't last the day. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
357 I've seen his type before. As soon as it warms up he'll be gone. 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
358 He says I’m not cool enough for him. 1.3786 0.05503 140 100 27 13
359 I'm this close to lighting a fire under his ass. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
360 He's wondering if the scarf makes him look fat. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
361 Here's a guy who comes to work every day wearing nothing but a hat and a scarf and no one says a word. 1.3768 0.05163 138 95 34 9
362 'Find some temps with no visible tattoos,' they said. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
363 No, I don’t think the new guy is hot. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
364 This is their idea of diversity an cold white male? 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
365 20 bucks says he has a complete meltdown by Christmas Eve. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
366 He's in denial - he thinks he's a medium 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
367 What do we have that flatters a pear-shaped figure? 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
368 Trust me; he'll be gone by spring. 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
369 These seasonal employees never last very long. 1.3750 0.05711 136 99 23 14
370 He just asked me out for a Sno Cone. 1.3750 0.05711 136 99 23 14
371 I give him a week, tops. 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
372 His sales pitch is very carrot and stick. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
373 He sent me a picture of his other carrot! 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
374 Every year the holiday hires get flakier and flakier 1.3723 0.05675 137 100 23 14
375 The new guy asked what an inseam was. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
376 If that new guy asks me to adjust his carrot nose one more time, I'm going straight to HR. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
377 He’s a nice guy but some of his friends are abominable. 1.3712 0.05732 132 96 23 13
378 He say it's okay if they shrink. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
379 Seasonal staff. They're all a bunch of flakes. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
380 He's going to ask you to straighten his carrot. Trust me, don't! 1.3712 0.05732 132 96 23 13
381 Yet I'm the one they call frosty. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
382 I remember when seasonal employee meant college student. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
383 He's a bit frosty, but he warms up once you get to know him. 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
384 He wants to look at our fall line. I don't have the heart to break it to him. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
385 You want to get rid of him politely? Turn up the thermostat. 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
386 I saw him on break, just standing there, with his head in the freezer. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
387 The new guy won't last long. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
388 Sure he’s a jolly, happy soul, but I’m still the one who has to mop up the puddles in the fitting room. 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
389 Should we call HR? He's been staring at us for the past 20 minutes. 1.3692 0.05895 130 96 20 14
390 They're calling it a "hiring freeze." 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
391 "He's here to help with the liquidation sale". 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
392 He’s taken three corncob pipe breaks and it’s not even lunch yet. 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
393 Really? The Burl Ives collection? 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
394 I solved the mystery of the missing buttons. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
395 The new guy gives me the chills. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
396 You'd think with that figure he'd spend more time eating carrots and less time wearing them 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
397 I hope he knows he's temporary. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
398 I told him to do one thing differently and he almost had a meltdown. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
399 Every year the temps always start out so jolly and happy. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
400 I don't care if he's tall, I'm not going out with a climate change denier. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
401 I know he's seasonal, but no pants in the work place is bad these days. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
402 Sure, it helps with sales. But I'm freezing. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
403 Sure, he's kind of cute, but I never date seasonal help. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
404 I don't think he'll last. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
405 I hear he's the kind of guy that just plays with you for a while and then disappears. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
406 Personally, I would never wear white after labor day. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
407 He says he's looking for something with moisture wicking capabilities 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
408 Call security. Every year he comes into the store with no pants on looking for the snowblower department. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
409 They said he could do the job when he’s in town. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
410 If the New Yorker did a cartoon about this, it would suck. 1.3636 0.06014 132 100 16 16
411 Seasonal employee. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
412 It's the holiday help. Usually they're gone by spring. 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
413 That icy stare is making me uncomfortable. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
414 I don't think he's gonna last. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
415 He just cancelled the spring liquidation sale. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
416 I guess Mr. White Male Privilege feels entitled to come to work naked. 1.3622 0.05986 127 95 18 14
417 He's beating us in sales. Can you turn the A/C down a bit? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
418 I'll bet you this new guy doesn't make it past Spring. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
419 How'd the new guy manage to book the entire summer off? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
420 I don't think the new guy is going to last. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
421 How long would we keep our jobs if all we wore was a scarf and a top hat? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
422 It’s the other carrot that is the problem. 1.3622 0.06191 127 97 14 16
423 Our liquidation sale will end soon. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
424 He won't last. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
425 I wouldn't worry. Those seasonal workers never last. 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
426 He must be a secret shopper. I've only ever seen him buy a scarf. 1.3622 0.04830 127 85 38 4
427 He thinks everything makes his butt look big. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
428 And why doesn’t the dress code apply to the seasonal employee? 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
429 I'm all for accommodating diversity but keeping the store at 32 degrees is beyond the pale. 1.3600 0.05946 125 93 19 13
430 Of course they promoted another White man instead of us. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
431 He’s just abominable! 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
432 I don't think the new guy's gonna last. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
433 I hate working with these seasonal employees. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
434 I heard there was a hiring freeze. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
435 I know it's important to have workplace accommodations, but I wish we could turn the heat up just a bit more. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
436 You'd better call for mop-up on aisle 3 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
437 Where did you leave the wet floor sign? 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
438 He'll be gone by summer 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
439 It's creepy, but I really like carrots. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
440 He wants to know about our summer line. What should we tell him? 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
441 Puddle on aisle 2. 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
442 He refuses to go to the Men's Dept., says the sweaters there make his butt look big. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
443 He's seasonal 1.3577 0.06123 123 93 16 14
444 Temp. 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
445 I thought we couldn't wear hats... 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
446 Same old story - he says he’ll be thinner by summer 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
447 I was a climate change denier until now. 1.3571 0.05797 126 93 21 12
448 Don't worry. He won't last long. 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
449 I tell you, somebody's taking all the buttons. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
450 I wish his wardrobe was a bit more substantial. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
451 He's not interested in any of our hottest styles. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
452 I wish I could come to work naked. 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
453 This hiring freeze has gone too far. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
454 He's concerned about shrinkage. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
455 They hired *that* guy back? He had a total meltdown last holiday season. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
456 Nothing on the rack will fit him for another 30 minutes. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
457 They lied about the hiring freeze. 1.3529 0.06037 119 89 18 12
458 He's been looking for work ever since the war on Christmas ended. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
459 I predict he'll be gone by spring. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
460 He's just going to make a big mess, and then not buy anything. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
461 It's not that he's naked, I just can't stand hats. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
462 I don't know why they hired him. He's bound to have a melt down. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
463 Wait a few minutes. He'll be looking for a smaller size. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
464 Do you think we should talk to HR? I mean, he’s not even wearing pants today. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
465 I feel like the new guy's just gonna melt under pressure. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
466 He's just temporary. 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
467 He's getting on my nerves. Turn up the heat. 1.3529 0.06154 119 90 16 13
468 Sure, a silk top hat, but he's still a drip. 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
469 Sure he's jolly, but he's a mess by the end of the day. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
470 He won't last through February. 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
471 He’s quiet, but prone to meltdowns. 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
472 I just figured out who keeps turning the thermostat down to 32 degrees. 1.3504 0.05472 117 83 27 7
473 It's only a matter of time until he has a complete meltdown. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
474 And they say I’m frosty! 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
475 I'm getting HR involved. He asked me again if I wanted to see his snow balls. 1.3504 0.06227 117 89 15 13
476 I don't think the new guy's gonna last long! 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
477 I think figured out where those buttons went. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
478 Your new hire just leered at me and said, "Thumpity thump thump," and he's not wearing pants. 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
479 If he leaves a puddle again, you clean it up 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
480 This is why we need to secure our northern border. 1.3504 0.05986 117 87 19 11
481 I don't care who he is, he needs to put on some pants. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
482 He keeps asking me if I'd like to see his other carrot. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
483 These seasonal hires never last. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
484 Just keep him away from the suede jackets. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
485 Magic hat my ass, he hasn’t sold a damn thing since he started. 1.3478 0.06181 115 87 16 12
486 I heard he had a meltdown during the staff meeting! 1.3478 0.06303 115 88 14 13
487 I give him 3 months tops. 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
488 Don’t worry. He won’t be here long. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
489 He'll fit into that by June, if he's lucky. 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
490 I keep giving him the cold shoulder, but it turns out he's into that." 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
491 I say we turn the heat up on the new guy. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
492 Nobody told him that he’s just a seasonal employee. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
493 He just winked at me and said: "Not all the magic is under the old black hat, if you know what I mean." 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
494 He's going to be worthless with the Spring Collection. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
495 And I thought robots were going to replace us. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
496 Don't use the ice in the break room. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
497 Don't worry, he'll be gone by spring. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
498 He's looking for something in charcoal. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
499 He's just a seasonal manager. He'll be gone in the Spring. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
500 We're going out after work to get slushied. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
501 He won't last long in this atmosphere. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
502 It's okay, they're drip-dry 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
503 I didn't know this is what they meant by hiring Freeze. 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
504 Right now I'd give anything for a blow torch. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
505 It's not the magic hat I'm worried about. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
506 Now that Big Oil’s scheduled to start drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge they’ve been moving down here in droves. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
507 Think he knows his days here are numbered? 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
508 He's friendly enough with the customers, but when it comes to folding clothes he's abominable. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
509 Stop selling those magical hats. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
510 The new guy seems a little cold. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
511 Surprise, surprise, they hired another white guy. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
512 The new guy? A little frosty, don't you think? 1.3421 0.06082 114 86 17 11
513 They may not fit now, but eventually he'll melt into them. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
514 Every Christmas he comes in to buy a sweater for his wife, we never have her size, and then he has a huge meltdown. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
515 I sure hope the new hire makes it through Black Friday without a complete meltdown! 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
516 He's a good employee but sometimes he just disappears. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
517 Trust me, he won't last. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
518 Styrofoam gave him a new lease on life. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
519 Be polite. we can't afford another meltdown. 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
520 Is it cold in here or is it just me? 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
521 Don't ask him to work next summer -- he'll have a meltdown. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
522 Either he puts on some trousers, or I’m talking to H.R. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
523 He flashed his carrot at me. 1.3393 0.06285 112 86 14 12
524 So sad, the new clerk is a global warming denier. 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
525 He's a temp, but he says he'll be back again some day. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
526 It's so sexist! The manager would be all over any woman who wore just a just a hat and a scarf. 1.3393 0.06156 112 85 16 11
527 He doesn’t always keep that carrot on his face, you know. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
528 I better go help him before he has a total meltdown. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
529 I don't understand why he's asking about our summer line. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
530 Yeah, the new guy sells a lot of scarves but I doubt that he'll last here till Spring. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
531 I told him, when he shrinks it will fit. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
532 New guy seem a little cold to you? 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
533 He won't last long 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
534 Customers are complaining that he’s Frosty 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
535 I don't care what he says about his little dinosaur arms... he should have to fold sweaters like everyone else. 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
536 He'd better be a seasonal hire. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
537 Unfortunately, his insistence on a first date became stronger after I gave him the cold shoulder. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
538 He said, "Are you married"? I said "Yeah, man." But that wasn't the end of it. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
539 It's hard to warm up to seasonal help. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
540 Sure. He's great with customers, but I doubt he'll make it through spring. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
541 Turns out Frosty over there has a complete melt down if he has to help fold clothes. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
542 He's just a seasonal shopper. 1.3364 0.06231 110 84 15 11
543 Is it just me, or is Macy's new supervisor real frosty this year? 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
544 We've run out of wet-floor signs again. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
545 He's really good at using the carrot and stick method with customers. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
546 He's an XXL/XL/L/Medium/Small 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
547 Welcome to the cold day in hell. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
548 I get that we needed seasonal help, but the next time he pokes me with his carrot, I'm calling HR. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
549 Did you turn down the thermostat? 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
550 Another white male consultant. 1.3364 0.06364 110 85 13 12
551 The new guy keeps fiddling with the thermostat. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
552 He's not going to last. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
553 You can tell he's a seasonal amateur...NOBODY pairs a plaid scarf with vegetables anymore. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
554 First time someone wants something that WILL shrink. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
555 We'll have to replace him in a few hours. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
556 I can't stand the new guy. Let's turn up the heat. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
557 He gives me the shivers. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
558 He’s the only man who hasn’t been fired for harassment yet. 1.3363 0.06362 113 88 12 13
559 He's just seasonal. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
560 He seems a lot happier since he stopped smoking that pipe. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
561 Yeah they hired another old white guy for the job. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
562 The new guy will never make it through the spring. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
563 I declined to laugh and play with him, and he called me a cold-hearted bitch. 1.3333 0.06445 108 84 12 12
564 Explain again why he makes 20% more than us. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
565 It was marketing's idea to hire him, but he can't fold and he keeps wetting the floor. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
566 He got hired right after they told ME that I was too cold to customers. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
567 I wish he’d put some pants on. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
568 He's only seasonal. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
569 He's useless. I told him to sort the rack by size and he froze. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
570 Ever since he's placed that old felt hat upon his head, he's begun to play around. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
571 I feel kind of guilty selling clothes to a future puddle. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
572 He's a temp, and he'll probably be gone by April. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
573 Someone needs to tell him his account is frozen. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
574 He asked to take a corncob pipe break. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
575 I don’t know why, but he gives me the chills. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
576 I don't like our new boss either, but I have a feeling he'll be gone by spring. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
577 He's a hard worker. Too bad he's temporary. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
578 Our jobs are safe, he's just a seasonal hire. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
579 Do we have anything in rotund? 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
580 It’s always the same. He can only work till spring. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
581 I think we're taking this Diversity in the Workplace a bit too far. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
582 He's been giving me the cold shoulder all week. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
583 Human resources said the pants issue was all in my head. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
584 I swear, they let the seasonal help get away with anything. He's not even wearing pants! 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
585 He's a white dude. Of course he's paid more than us. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
586 They said he's part of a veteran hiring incentive. He served in the War on Christmas. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
587 His look will be out by Spring. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
588 Don't worry, he won't last through spring. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
589 Amazing, he's had a #1 hit for the last 40 years and he still only shops the sale rack. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
590 All Of These Are Drip - Dry. 1.3333 0.04743 108 73 34 1
591 It's no easier when I pretend that he is Parson Brown. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
592 Magic in that old silk hat, fat chance. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
593 They hired him off the street. 1.3304 0.06134 112 86 15 11
594 If we don't do something about global warming, we won't have any seasonal workers left. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
595 ‘I haven’t seen him for a year and now he expects to pick up where we left off.’ 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
596 If this is their idea of holiday temps what's it going to look like around here during groundhogs day 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
597 Please. I give him until spring. 1.3302 0.06390 106 82 13 11
598 These seasonal employees they hire never seem to last. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
599 He's always sliding around, staring at me with those black soulless eyes. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
600 You wait. He won't last six months in this job. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
601 Don’t turn around to look. He never wears pants. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
602 We dated for a while, but then he totally ghosted me over the summer. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
603 Trust me; he'll be gone by spring. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
604 He said I make him melt. I’m considering going to HR, but I'm not sure they’ll believe me over a white male. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
605 Can you believe this? He told me I could play with his snowballs! 1.3302 0.06390 106 82 13 11
606 If he offers to show you his candy cane just say no. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
607 Trust me; he won't last. These seasonal hires just can't take the heat. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
608 I fucking hate our seasonal workers 1.3271 0.06742 107 86 7 14
609 Yes, I _know_ he's at least an XL now, but he insists he'll need XS in the near future. 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
610 Don't let the smile fool you, he is as cold as they come. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
611 L on the top, XXL on the bottom. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
612 Seasonal hire. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
613 Did you hear anything about a hiring freeze? 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
614 That's what I hear too ... white, male, and cold as ice. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
615 I don't care if he's the manager, it's freezing in here! 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
616 I've already called HR. His "pants optional" look is scaring away customer. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
617 I think our diversity program is getting a little out of hand. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
618 Said he needs an XL, a L, M, S, XS, and a Mop and Bucket 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
619 Don’t tell him but I can’t take it anymore. I’m turning on the heat. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
620 Trust me. He won't last three months here. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
621 This diversity thing is getting out of hand. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
622 Another creepy man in the workplace who "forgot" to put on his pants! 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
623 Well, that gives new meaning to hiring freeze. 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
624 The new guy can be a bit frosty. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
625 His folding ability may be poor, but he sure knows how to accessorize. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
626 Don't go in the backroom with that one. He'll show you his other carrot. 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
627 I don’t understand why she’s being so cold to us 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
628 Forget it. He'll just give you the cold shoulder. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
629 I think choosing a spring wardrobe is a bit optimistic, don't you? 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
630 I thought it would be robots. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
631 I don't even bother trying to get to know the seasonal employees. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
632 Seasonal temp. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
633 “He doesn’t need a shirt; he needs pants. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
634 I’d be fired in a heartbeat if I showed up in just a top hat and scarf. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
635 Bet he's gone by March. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
636 He’s working out great. It’s like he was made for the holiday season. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
637 You realize he's only seasonal?! 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
638 If he asks me about a summer outfit,I’ll tell him the truth.A bucket. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
639 I know he is only a temp, but I’m not sure if he is Celsius or Fahrenheit. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
640 Oh, don't worry about your job, he'll be gone by spring. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
641 And then he walked out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a scarf 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
642 His eyes are made of coal. You think he cares that our clothes are made in sweatshops? 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
643 He said he just came out as a snowman. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
644 He seems nice, but he won't let anyone warm-up to him. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
645 He's literally the whitest manager I've ever had. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
646 Him? He's one of our new seasonal workers. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
647 Do we have anything in a 46 Round? 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
648 This new temp won't last long. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
649 Yeah, he’s been a little frosty lately. 1.3235 0.05243 102 72 27 3
650 You know, he's just a seasonal worker. 1.3235 0.05243 102 72 27 3
651 These seasonal clerks usually don't last a day. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
652 In an hour he'll be in the children's department. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
653 There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that anything here will fit. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
654 I give the new guy three months, tops. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
655 I doubt he’ll last till Christmas. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
656 Look who's wearing white after Labor Day. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
657 The new guy gives me the chills. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
658 The new guy's not gonna last five minutes in here. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
659 Keep him away from clothes that need dry cleaning. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
660 What's in that corn cob pipe is what I'd like to know. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
661 When did we drop the 'need a pulse' requirement for seasonal employees? 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
662 I had to go to human resources about the corn cob pipe. 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
663 The new guy has been giving me the cold shoulder all day. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
664 I'm trying to be friendly, but he's just so cold. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
665 What do you get for someone who's going to melt? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
666 Forget the carrot, he has no nose for fashion. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
667 He's just like any other boss I've had - cold hearted and inappropriately dressed. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
668 He says he's looking for Spanx....in white... 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
669 Can we go one day without a meltdown? 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
670 It’s hard to know what’s real anymore. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
671 The seasonal workers always take it too far. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
672 I'd heard our new coworker was a jolly happy soul, but I find him a bit frosty. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
673 The new guy is such a flake! 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
674 I'll distract him. You raise the thermostat. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
675 I give him until March, tops. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
676 He's just a seasonal hire. He'll be gone by the middle of March. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
677 He fired Nancy for touching the thermostat... 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
678 It's so sad when seasonal help thinks they have a shot at a permanent position. 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
679 I'm pretty sure he'll be gone by Spring. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
680 Did they really need to get outside help? 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
681 That creep gives me the chills. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
682 Oh God...another drip. 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
683 Seasonal employees are the worst. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
684 Don't do it, Janice. Right now it's fun, but come March he'll stop responding to any of your texts. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
685 Yes, he's cold, but strangely irresistible. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
686 I'm betting he won't last through Spring. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
687 " He wants something to make himself look cool ". 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
688 He wants to know if they come in round. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
689 Keep him away from the suede. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
690 Just being around him gives me chills. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
691 You told me to get some seasonal help. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
692 He's got the best headset and doesn't even have ears. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
693 White privilege. 1.3163 0.06741 98 78 9 11
694 Diversity is one thing, but this is ridiculous. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
695 don't worry about him, he won't last the day 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
696 If he tells me to work overtime I'm turning off the AC. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
697 At least his carrot isn't pierced. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
698 He said he’s not shopping for pants 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
699 Pfff. They say inclusion, I say another white male. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
700 He's the only guy in the store that hasn't harassed me 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
701 I don't know about you, but I think he's really cool. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
702 This is a huge step up for him. He lived on random front lawns 24/7 up until now. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
703 Call HR and tell them the new guy isn't wearing any pants. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
704 He's invited us to chill after work. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
705 He says he needs a 36 jacket and 62-26 pants. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
706 I asked if I could help him, but he gave me the cold shoulder 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
707 He says she's a small, medium, and large. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
708 Has he tried showing you his other carrot yet? 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
709 So much for the president’s promise to get rid of undocumented workers. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
710 I'm like, so over him. Spring can't come soon enough. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
711 He's a great employee, but he'll be leaving us in March. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
712 He's a great holiday temp, and he dances pretty good for a white guy. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
713 I told him. No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
714 I’ll bet that new guy doesn’t last till spring. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
715 He's not sure of his size. Says it changes according to the weather. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
716 I have a feeling he won’t last. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
717 I give him two weeks before he has a meltdown. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
718 Rumor is this one works undercover for ICE. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
719 The new guy is a TOTAL drip. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
720 Has anyone told him about Climate Change? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
721 Oh great, they hired another creepy white guy. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
722 It’s only a matter of time till the new guy has a melt down. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
723 The last time someone touched the thermostat, he filed a worker's comp claim. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
724 I wish that he’d put on some pants and cover his snowballs. 1.3125 0.06674 96 76 10 10
725 Do we make a size 36 round? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
726 Don't worry about the new manager. He'll be gone by spring. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
727 He’s the only guy who passed all the new background checks 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
728 I know he's only seasonal help, but seriously, there is a dress code. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
729 I swear, ever since he started I find chunks of coal in the lingerie bins...... 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
730 Nobody sells more wool scarves. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
731 I mean, who brings their lunch on their face? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
732 We’re trying to attract a cooler crowd. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
733 I dunno, Frosty the Salesman just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
734 He got the job because the boss made him, but he won't last. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
735 I found a corn-cob pipe in the breakroom. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
736 All I know is our scarf sales are up, and out carrot sales are through the roof. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
737 I figure I'll have a better shot at manager after our spring liquidation sale. 1.3125 0.06674 96 76 10 10
738 You hired him for his sales experience? You do realize what he meant when he said he's mastered cold calling, right? 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
739 If that carrot gets any longer, I'm calling HR. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
740 He should be shopping at Until March, not Forever 21. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
741 Great! This is two weeks in a row where I go to enter my caption around 11:45p and you have next week's contest already up. Thanks a lot! WTF?! 1.3125 0.06837 96 77 8 11
742 I don't care if he get's the employee discount, do NOT let him try anything on ! 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
743 The new guy is kind of a drip 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
744 I know what you’re thinking... but he makes me feel joyful and triumphant. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
745 Our jobs are safe; he disappears in March. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
746 Should I show him the Spring collection? 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
747 Yeah, he's a new hire but he's only seasonal. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
748 Go easy on the new guy, he doesn't take the heat well. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
749 Don't look! Mall security. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
750 This diversity program is getting out of hand. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
751 Yeah, yeah, they all say he's a "jolly, happy soul," -- frankly, he leaves me cold. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
752 He is smiling now but always has a meltdown near the end of his shift. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
753 I don't think it's him. He has a button not a carrot. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
754 I don't care if he doesn't have eyelids. I don't like the way he is looking at us. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
755 Don't get too attached. He's a seasonal hire. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
756 He wants one that does shrink. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
757 Don’t look now but the seasonal temp “forgot” his pants again 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
758 He says he'll be into XXS by spring. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
759 I suggested he look at pants first. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
760 If it doesn't fit, he says he just stands in the sun. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
761 Oh, just ignore him, Becky. He's only seasonal. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
762 Tell him 'No credit! Cold hard cash, only' 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
763 He gave me the cold shoulder. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
764 I told him, again, even seasonal employees must wear pants. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
765 Hey, if he can tag merchandise, I don't care if he drips. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
766 ''Have maintenance send up a squeegee.'' 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
767 From window dressing to Assistant Manager in under three weeks... That kid is magic. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
768 If we can get him to wait a few hours, this sweater will fit him 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
769 What do we have that goes with carrot? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
770 I've been receiving complaints about customers trying on "wet clothes." 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
771 Apparently we’re in a hiring freeze. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
772 He'll be gone by spring. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
773 I bet you $100 the new seasonal worker doesn't last until Spring. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
774 His sales have gone through the roof since he dropped the corn cob pipe and the button nose. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
775 He's temporary. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
776 Look who's calling who frosty. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
777 This customer keeps insisting he's a size 8. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
778 He's the new temp. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
779 There's something about the new guy; I don't think he'll last. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
780 Five bucks says the new guy doesn't last 'til April. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
781 He got a little frosty when I suggested a larger size. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
782 He says he's sick of hand-me-downs. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
783 It's the Miami store. He's never going to last. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
784 Trust me--he only wants to stick his nose in your business. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
785 He won't listen to me. Keeps saying I don't know Jack. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
786 He supposedly cares about climate change, but he has two eyes made out of coal. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
787 The new guy looks a little wet behind the ears. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
788 I'm sick of his carrot-and-stick approach. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
789 He's definitely seasonal. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
790 He's just temporary. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
791 Don't worry. He's just a temp. He'll be gone by spring. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
792 You don't have to deal with him for long. He's only seasonal. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
793 Maybe if we just keep talking, he'll disappear. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
794 Maybe we should steer him away from the Spring collection. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
795 Festive, sure, but what good would he be chasing a shoplifter? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
796 I hate how my boss is always a white male. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
797 Seasonal hire . . . . 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
798 What do we do if he wants to try one on? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
799 I could care less which bathroom someone uses, I just can't stand the trail of puddles 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
800 They hired him during the Sidewalk Sale, but I don't think he'll last long. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
801 The new guy? I give him till spring. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
802 At least he wears clothes, not like those damn penguins we had last year. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
803 Check out the hat. His taste is abominable. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
804 The new guy is abominable. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
805 I've heard of seasonal workers, but this is ridiculous. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
806 Seasonal workers over the holidays are the worst. They always melt under pressure. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
807 He says he can never find pants that fit. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
808 That's one cold customer. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
809 He asked me if we have any jackets with coal buttons. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
810 I never got snowmen. Like, just what we need–another white guy, standing there, doing nothing. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
811 I refuse to call him 'snowmanager.' 1.3043 0.06867 92 74 8 10
812 If he buys the jacket and pants it will change the whole song. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
813 I mean, would it kill him to turn on the heat once in a while? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
814 He's great at selling scarfs. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
815 Don't worry---he'll only last a few weeks. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
816 Some customers find him a little cold, but that's just his nature. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
817 That new guy thinks he's soo cool. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
818 I think they've taken this 'seasonal help' thing a little too far. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
819 I find the new floor manager to be quite cold. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
820 Don’t fire him just yet. First turn up the heat. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
821 I told him he has to wear clothes, even if he is a celebrity. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
822 Seasonal help. Won’t last long. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
823 He's looking for something in drip-dry. 1.3043 0.05065 92 65 26 1
824 never an outfit, only accessories 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
825 I mean, he's a jolly happy soul and all, but he's got zero eye for fashion. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
826 If you can believe it, his name is Rudolph. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
827 He wants to know if you have size roly-poly . 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
828 Jolly happy soul or not--he calls me 'hot' one more time I'm going to HR. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
829 He’ll have a total meltdown if you even mention the dress code. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
830 Yeah, fashion is easy when you're ALL water weight 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
831 What exactly does he need a scarf for? Classic case of over-accessorizing. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
832 "Security cameras tell a different story regarding his silk hat that he found". 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
833 He won't last through Christmas 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
834 I don't think that new guy is gonna last. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
835 His size issues? Mostly water weight. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
836 The new guy has been a little cold with customers. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
837 Frosty there needs help. He can’t find trousers that fit. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
838 He's one of the new low-temp employees. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
839 He always melts under the holiday pressure. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
840 I swear, the minute the sun comes out these seasonal workers seem to disappear. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
841 Yeah, the new guy is cute but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
842 He wanted to know f we had any of the drip-dry shirts in XL? 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
843 His type never lasts long. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
844 He won't last here long. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
845 Just tell him that he doesn't stand a snow ball's chance in hell of using ANY rest room. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
846 These diversity hires are getting ridiculous. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
847 I tell you it's a double standard. Imagine what would happen if I were that cold to the customers. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
848 Like he is going to find anything to fit that butt of his! 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
849 He's looking for large, drip-dry, that doesn't run. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
850 If he doesn't put on pants, I'm calling corporate. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
851 I think he's a seasonal worker 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
852 The new guy won’t last the season. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
853 Just ignore him. He won't be around long, anyway. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
854 It should fit him better in just a few minutes. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
855 He will need a size small in a few minutes 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
856 He won't last long here. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
857 I want to make a report of sexual harassment to HR! He asked me to give him a snow job! 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
858 He'd just better not come near me with that thing. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
859 Sales are slipping. 1.3000 0.06787 90 72 9 9
860 He’s a seasonal hire. He’ll be gone before spring. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
861 And I thought the last manager was frigid. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
862 We'd be busier if it didn't have to be 32 degrees all the time. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
863 "I'm reporting him, and his 'snowballs' for seasonal harassment"! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
864 Pretty optimistic...looking at the new spring lines. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
865 What makes you think he'' What makes you think he's just a seasonal worker? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
866 He is just a Holiday seasonal hire. I have a feeling he won't be around for very long. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
867 The new guy’s struggling. Says he can’t take the heat. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
868 Don't worry...he'll be gone by tomorrow...we turned up the heat! 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
869 Something tells me this one won't last. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
870 He's such a snowmansplainer. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
871 Something with UV protection. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
872 Diversity hire. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
873 If he bothers you again just turn on the furnace 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
874 He wants to know if our shirts come in round. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
875 I bet he doesn't last. By tomorrow he'll be gone. :) 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
876 The new guy has been cold to me since day one. 1.3000 0.05108 90 64 25 1
877 It's not magic - it's not even silk. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
878 I heard him tell a customer that the weather outside is frightful, but retail is so delightful. Can you believe that guy? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
879 I don't want to be insensitive to special needs employees, but do we have to keep the store at 31 degrees for the new guy? 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
880 The old guy with no pants is back and I think he wet himself. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
881 He may look cute but he's Frosty with the customers. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
882 He doesn't stand a snowballs chance in hell getting my job. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
883 No. YOU tell him he needs to wear pants on the sales floor. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
884 Don't worry, he's just a seasonal employee. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
885 It's starting to look a lot like Christmas. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
886 No matter how well he dresses, people will still fixate on his nose. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
887 He turns out to be a big flake. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
888 Seasonal workers are abominable. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
889 Yes, he's a jolly and happy soul, but he can't fold a sweater to save his life. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
890 He's behind me isn't he? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
891 I’m gonna wipe that fake smile right off his face. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
892 Of course they promoted a white male. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
893 Are snow balls considered harassment? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
894 He's just a seasonal employee. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
895 I say he's gone by March. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
896 Maybe if we turn up the thermostat, he'll leave. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
897 He’s a seasonal employee obviously. He’ll be lucky if he lasts to the end of the shift. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
898 He May be a jolly, happy soul, but I think he has eyes of coal! 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
899 They said he's a temp. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
900 And all this time we were worried about being replaced by a robot. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
901 I'm skeptical that a 32-degree workplace is really a federal mandate. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
902 "Seasonal help!" This one's definitely going to have a melt down. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
903 The cosmetics people told him he's a winter. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
904 He's finished. I just turned up the heat. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
905 This one won't last long. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
906 Go tell him those are the summer clothes. 1.2967 0.06900 91 74 7 10
907 We don’t have to get him fired – we just have to turn the heat up. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
908 He asked me out this morning. I turned the thermostat up all the way. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
909 I swear to God, if he touches that thermostat again... 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
910 Somehow he made it through the hiring freeze. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
911 If he can't find what he wants, I think he's going to have a meltdown. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
912 Some say he's nice, but I think he's a little Frosty. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
913 My every suggestion is met with some kind of frosty reaction! 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
914 I suggest Big and Tall through Christmas, Petites in the Spring, and Swimwear starting in June. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
915 I bet the new temp won't last long. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
916 Did you hear the new intern won't be around this summer? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
917 He thinks he's cooler than we are and doesn't have to fold stuff. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
918 Our seasonal help is never ready for the fire-sale. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
919 Bet you the new guy doesn't last through spring. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
920 What I want to know is how he keeps that hour-glass figure. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
921 Future clean-up in aisle 5. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
922 This new guy’s a little flaky. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
923 He wants snow shoes. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
924 I just can't warm up to him. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
925 Management is taking "seasonal employment" a bit literally. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
926 I don't care if he has no opposing thumbs. We end up doing all the folding. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
927 I think he looks ridiculous in that scarf 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
928 I predict he'll be gone by spring. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
929 Our new manager really gives me the chills! 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
930 HR sent him over from Shoes. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
931 Yes, I flirted with him, but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
932 In this day and age, I'm just glad it's a carrot. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
933 Don't worry. I don't think the new guy is going to last long. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
934 I'll bet the new guy is gone before his shift ends. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
935 And then he tells me to ‘just chill out.’ 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
936 He seems flaky to me. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
937 Behind you. Customer meltdown. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
938 He's asking for a winter jacket that converts into a pail in the spring? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
939 He said he can’t come back for the spring clearance. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
940 Is it just me or does the new guy seem cold? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
941 I have never seen him in the shoe department. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
942 Why don't the seasonal hires have to follow the dress code? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
943 If he asks, 'Can you smell carrots?' once more, I'll turn the damn heating up. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
944 Just keep ignoring him. He'll disappear eventually. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
945 Holiday help, am I right? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
946 All I said was button noses are more on trend this season. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
947 I don't think he walked in here wearing that scarf. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
948 Seasonal hires can be so cold. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
949 Do you suppose that there is a snow woman? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
950 Don't let him put anything on layaway. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
951 Holiday hiring has really gotten out of control. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
952 I bet the new temp doesn't make it past April. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
953 Ugghh, seasonal workers... 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
954 He's looking for something off-white with a 48 top and a 68 bottom. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
955 Such a shame. He just started last week but the Liquidation Sale is tomorrow. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
956 I can't stand these seasonal hires. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
957 He’s a new seasonal hire. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
958 He is so last season. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
959 ...and then I was like, "Stop your mansplaining. I do recall the most famous reindeer of all." 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
960 I don't mind him coming to work naked, but the hat is so last Christmas. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
961 He's cute, but i don't think he'll last. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
962 What does he know about pants anyway? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
963 Temps never last. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
964 He said he can laugh and play just the same as you and me. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
965 Trust me, he won't last the season. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
966 I give him the cold shoulder but it only encourages him.. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
967 The new store clerk is so cold to me. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
968 And his customer service skills are abominable. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
969 He just snowmanplained why he can't work Christmas. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
970 Don't let him try anything on. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
971 Ha ... he's got a snowball's chance in hell. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
972 He thinks he’s magic in that old silk hat. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
973 His coal eyes kind of freak me out. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
974 His sales record is just abominable, and on top of that, he's got a frosty attitude. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
975 These seasonal hires are going to melt under pressure. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
976 By the end of the season, he’ll be gone 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
977 It's definitely not his size, but every year he insists he'll lose weight by Spring. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
978 He has a well-rounded sense of style 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
979 Ignore him. He's just another pale, stale male who'll be gone the day after Christmas. 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
980 I’ll bet the new guy doesn’t last through the summer. 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
981 He wants us to do more cold calls! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
982 Him? That's Frosty, the clothes-man. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
983 Lets hope this new guy does not have a meltdown on Black Friday 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
984 He thinks he's sexy. He used to be on television or something. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
985 I envy him....if its a little tight, he just shaves a little snow off his hips.... 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
986 That seasonal hire over there keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
987 Sure, the boss likes him now. But how is he going to cope when the heat is on? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
988 I'd describe his attitude as 'frosty'. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
989 These seasonal hires never last. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
990 Sure, he's jolly--but will he last another season? 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
991 If we wait a few minutes he will fit into a size two. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
992 Does the new manager seem cold to you? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
993 If he rolls away with that scarf, I'll alert security. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
994 Keep this to yourself, but I've heard from Sally that he's on the verge of a major meltdown! 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
995 He's a temp. Don't expect to see him for much longer. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
996 He's bipolar, but usually a happy, jolly soul. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
997 I'm not mopping up after him! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
998 I guess there really is a hiring freeze. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
999 Do you offer free tailoring, say around Spring? 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1000 He said.."Do you have anything for an hourglass figure?" 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1001 It's the Bluetooth in his ear that bugs me the most. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1002 Bump up the thermostat, he never buys anything anyway. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1003 Sure, he's fine for now, but what about when things heats up? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1004 I don’t know where he gets off on calling us snowflakes. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1005 He said if he doesn't get a break soon he'll have a meltdown. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1006 Let me tell you; last years meltdown was not a pretty sight. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1007 I told him sooner or later size small will fit him 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1008 Can we hold this sweater for him? His account's frozen till July 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1009 I hate these seasonal hires. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1010 He said he wants to apply for our new credit card. The one with no payments till next Spring. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1011 He's cold as ice. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1012 What does the diversity training manual say about snowmen? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1013 Do we have a size 10 below zero? 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1014 If he turns down the thermostat one more time, I'm going to HR. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1015 I don't think the new guy's gonna last long! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1016 Don't worry about your job. He'll be gone as soon as the weather warms up. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1017 All that training and he's not going to last very long. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1018 Do I tell him Florida is a bad idea? 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1019 Oh, him? He's just temporary. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
1020 Irene in personnel said he's a jolly, happy soul but he just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1021 These seasonal workers never last past winter. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1022 That seasonal guy was flaky at first but now he seems pretty put together. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1023 He's too frosty with the customers 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1024 Seasonal employees. It's like they pull in any guy off the street. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1025 He keeps asking me if we want him to do the job when he's in town. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1026 I'm guessing he's a temp. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1027 He's obviously just a temp. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1028 Trust me, he’ll be an Extra Small in about five minutes. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1029 He won't last here. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1030 The new boss is a little frosty! 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1031 He gives everyone a cold shoulder. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1032 Jolly happy soul my ass. He's just after thumpety thump thump. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1033 Sometimes his demeanor can be quite Frosty. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1034 I'm betting the new guy doesn't last long. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1035 I said, 'There's no man who can do my job,' and the next thing I knew they hired him. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1036 He said the warmth of my smile made him melt, and broke up with me. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1037 The good news is he'll be gone by Spring. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1038 Don't worry about it, you know these seasonal employees never last 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1039 Somehow I just can't warm to him 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1040 He has a snowball's chance in hell of finding something to fit. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1041 He just told me he doesn't believe in climate change. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1042 I'm all for making accommodations for him, but do we really have to keep it at 30 degrees? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1043 Don’t worry. His position is seasonal. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
1044 He keeps throwing himself at me. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1045 He said after his next meltdown he will fit into a size 8. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1046 And when they placed it on his head...he began to deliver an exceptional in-store experience. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1047 All I know is that he got the job after we received a blizzard of applications. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1048 He's kinda of flake sometimes. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1049 Strange guy. He's looking for something for his wife, that won't melt her heart. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1050 Before it didn’t bother me but now I realize he’s not wearing any pants. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1051 I'd love to be able to melt off weight that quickly. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1052 He was hired as a seasonal employee. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1053 I don't care, running the AC in December is just wrong. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1054 What a snow job - thought he could be an undercover boss without our recognizing him. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1055 So when will the store hire snow women as holiday temps? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1056 I told corporate all we needed was a warm body for inventory work. Someone there has a sense of humor. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1057 He only sells drip-dry. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1058 This new guy is just like all the other seasonal temps. He won't last. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1059 I don't care if he is an icon, he should wear pants on the job. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1060 Not the job I thought he'd do when he's in town. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1061 He's a seasonal employee! Why does he get to control the thermostat? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1062 He says he's all balls, no legs. 1.2805 0.07000 82 67 7 8
1063 I am not cleaning up his puddles! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1064 I told you they would replace us with temps 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1065 Seasonal employee. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1066 He's just a temp. 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
1067 I don't think that new guy is gonna last. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1068 I thought he was banned from the mall 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1069 Worst undercover boss disguise - ever. 1.2771 0.06924 83 68 7 8
1070 Don't waste your time trying to up-sell him on the matching pants. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1071 They brought him on just before the hiring freeze. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1072 He's looking for something appropriate for climate change. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1073 Crank up the thermostat. I need this commission. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1074 Janet, he did it again; soaked the Fall line. So rude. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1075 Should we tell him that he is looking at the spring collection? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1076 Do we accept the Polar Express card? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1077 That man always gives me the cold chills. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1078 He's buying for the spring season- says he'll have lost a lot of water weight by May. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1079 When I told him we didn't have his size, he nearly had a melt down! 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1080 Just keep him away from the silk and rayon. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1081 I just have a bad feeling that he may not even last till Christmas. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1082 Don’t worry, I’m sure he is only temporary help ! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1083 He's a snowman of course he's a Temp. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1084 The new guy won't make it through Spring. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1085 If you wait, the hat,scarf and gloves will be for sale too. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1086 I hate working for a boss that keeps the air conditioning on full blast. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1087 He's sweating like crazy Marge, and he keeps singing "Thumpety Thump Thump." 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1088 We're out of the large. If he sticks around he'll fit into the medium. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1089 He's just a big puddle waiting to happen. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1090 He's cute, but customers say he's frosty. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1091 He says to just act naturally, this is a stick-up, and he doesn't have much time. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1092 What do you think of the new guy? I found him a little cold. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1093 This one won’t last either, I’m sure by Spring we’ll have yet another manager. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1094 This guy's looking for slacks in size 36 round. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1095 His account is frozen until spring. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1096 These temp workers never last very long. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1097 Ever since I asked him to keep his nose out of my business, he's been giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1098 He disappears in the spring. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1099 He thinks he’ll be able to fit into those by springtime. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1100 I agree he's cool, but doesn't the thumpity thump thump drive you nuts? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1101 I can't stop staring at his nose. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1102 That’s not what I meant when I told you I wanted to work in a cool store 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1103 Do you think he's open to a kilt? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1104 He works for minimum wage....and, of course, the air-conditioning. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1105 Well, for starters, he keeps giving me these icy stares... 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1106 I would say that him wanting to show us his snowballs is misogynistic. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1107 Of course they hired another white guy. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1108 Your job is not in danger. He's a seasonal worker. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1109 He's fine, just a little frosty with the customers. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1110 He's just seasonal help. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1111 When did the new guy get here?" "Oh, him? Don't worry he's only seasonal. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1112 These seasonal employees are here one day and gone the next. Its like they just melt away or something. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1113 Is it really cold in here, or is it me? 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1114 He says he's transitioning. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1115 I don't think the new guy is warming up to me. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1116 Rosario, don't freak, but I think that dude with the pointy nose could be an ICE agent. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1117 He wants something slimming for the summer season 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1118 I tried to help him , but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1119 I guess we'll have to take on extra duties when he has a meltdown. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1120 I don't care if it's a genderqueer. I still don't feel comfortable with it walking around with no pants. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1121 My feeling is he won't last past March. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1122 These seasonal hires never last long. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1123 The diversity hiring policy has finally gone too far. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1124 What an oddball! He'll never fit in here as long as he wears the microphone on his right side. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1125 I went out with him last week. It was kind of creepy. I just could not warm up to him. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1126 I think he just peed on the floor. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1127 I hate working with him. He has such a frosty personality. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1128 He came around same time last year. He says I make his heart melt; wants me to meet him in the park before its too late. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1129 Mopping up after him all day ruins the magic. 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
1130 If he tells me to chill out ONE more time... 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1131 It's so sad. He says his wife went to Florida and never came back. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1132 Sexual harassment? No, he's as cold as ice! 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1133 That creep just asked me if I wanted to have some fun before he melted away. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1134 The scarf is on trend but that hat is like ... what? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1135 He said that unless the thermostat is lowered, we're preventing him from full time employment by creating a hostile working environment . 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1136 I hope he buys what he tries on. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1137 He's one of our seasonal employees. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1138 Don't worry, he's not gonna last. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1139 Lucky for us he didn't come in with his zucchini. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1140 Would it be racist if I told him he looked like Frosty? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1141 The posting was for seasonal help. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1142 There's a hiring freeze. 1.2692 0.06990 78 64 7 7
1143 I distinctly remember the memo saying no white after Labor Day. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1144 This is not what I meant when I suggested a hiring freeze on men. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1145 Don't let that smile fool you. He's as cold as ice. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1146 That's the new guy but he's a temp. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1147 He keeps telling me through my headset to please chill out. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1148 Pretty sure the new guy isn't gonna last through spring. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1149 Who is going to raise the thermostat, you or me? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1150 Ugh, he just gives me the chills. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1151 I have a feeling that our temp is not going to last. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1152 All I want for Christmas is an elf that will refold the sweaters. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1153 Says he’s planning on losing a lot of weight after the holidays. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1154 Why do I get the idea this guy wants to buy before the deals melt away? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1155 That's the third time this week someone has said the new guy is frosty. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1156 The hat is on sale, but it's not magic now. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1157 I'm pretty sure he's a seasonal hire. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1158 He only works in December, cranks up the AC, and ignores the dress code - what a snowflake. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1159 If we turn up the heat, we will lose customers. 1.2692 0.06990 78 64 7 7
1160 If I hear "Frosty the Snowman" one more time I'm turning the thermostat to 90. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1161 He's looking for something that shrinks. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1162 Anyway. Come summer, he'll be downsized. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1163 There's been another hiring freeze. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1164 Yes, they’re hiring temps during liquidation. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1165 He's just a temp. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1166 I think that we are going to need a cleanup in aisle 2 very soon. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1167 Him? New guy. Seasonal help. I just can’t warm up to him. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1168 Personally, I think things changed when we started cold calling customers. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1169 He's from the company they hired to handle the liquidation 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1170 We need to use a better temp agency. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1171 I feel like he keeps giving us the cold shoulder. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1172 He wants to know if he can wait until spring to make payments. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1173 They said they wanted to hire chill seasonal workers. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1174 A holiday hire--he won't last. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1175 Watch where you step. I think that seasonal temp has a bladder control issue. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1176 Don't worry. He's seasonal. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1177 Relax, he'll be gone by spring 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1178 He won't last long. I heard he can't handle the heat. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1179 I’m just saying, these millennials seem so passionate and eager when they start, but they just don’t last. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1180 Watch your thermism. He presents as exothermic. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1181 New guy. I give him a week before he disappears. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1182 Frosty or not, carrot comments constitute harassment. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1183 There's the new guy. He think's he's so cool. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1184 I am going to light a fire under that new temp. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1185 HR has finally crossed the line with these seasonal hires. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1186 I don't think he'll last the day. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1187 The new clerk looks friendly, but he leaves me cold. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1188 He insists he'll be a petite by March. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1189 I'm getting a chilly vibe from the new guy. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1190 I heard that last year he had a total meltdown! But, he's back again this year. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1191 "Cheer up. He won't last here very long". 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1192 He's a temp. He has to hurry on his way. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1193 And then boss said to me that they wanted someone who was warmer with the customers. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1194 He dropped some packing peanuts, I stepped on them, they weren't packing peanuts. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1195 I think they hired him just for his looks. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1196 He’ll have quit by March. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1197 These Christmas season hires are getting ridiculous. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1198 I heard he got fired from Hot Topic. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1199 He wants to know how hot it is in the dressing room. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1200 Diversity is good but the customers find him Frosty. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1201 This new hire training is absurd. You know he’ll be gone by spring. 1.2632 0.07100 76 63 6 7
1202 Personally, I didn't think he had a snowball's chance in hell. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1203 I hate seasonal employees. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1204 How should I deal with his temper? He goes into a meltdown whenever he shops. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1205 If the new guy doesn't stop smiling soon, I'm going to quit. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1206 If you ask me, we need a wall on the Canadian border too. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1207 Why train the new guy?" He'll be gone by Spring. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1208 He claims they are clean coal eyes. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1209 How come he gets to work naked? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1210 When he hums like that, I just want to turn up the heat. 1.2632 0.07343 76 64 4 8
1211 He was more attractive when he was on TV. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1212 He is NOT going to last. I just told him to take his holly and his jolly and thumpity thump thump over to men's furnishings. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1213 He's great with our tall and shrinking customers. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1214 Actually, he's a sweetheart. He told me he was looking for something to melt his wife's heart. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1215 Now he wants me to take his inseam. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1216 That look is way too hot for him. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1217 I give the new guy until March, then he's gone. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1218 So this is what Corporate meant about a hiring freeze. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1219 I swear, if he takes one more corncob pipe break! 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1220 If he says I smell like carrots one more time, I'm quitting. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1221 He's doing okay now but I don't think he'll last through the summer. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1222 He has a button under his desk which locks the thermostat at freezing. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1223 He's taking these 4 sweaters. You can see why he skipped the trouser dept. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1224 He’ll be a medium by spring 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1225 Last year’s part time help was cuter—I just loved the corn cob pipe and button nose. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1226 Yeah, right, another one who claims he will be a size 0 by spring. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1227 When he left his nose in a water glass on my nightstand, I knew I had to break it off. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1228 He wasn’t supposed to start until after Thanksgiving but been here ever since Halloween. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1229 I don't care if he's magic; no snowMAN knows how to sell a cashmere sweater. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1230 HR's December initiative is to recruit men who pose minimal risk of sexual misconduct in the workplace. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1231 I guarantee you he'll be gone by the spring. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1232 The holiday staff never lasts long. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1233 I regret asking for more seasonal employees. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1234 We had a hiring freeze. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1235 He won't last a day. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1236 Be careful, Slushy over there is a little handsy. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1237 Do we have any 62X20 snowpants in the stockroom? 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1238 Yes, he is a seasonal employee, how did you know? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1239 He's the ideal temporary employee. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1240 It's kind of weird having a naked employee work in the clothing department. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1241 Call Security. It's Frosty the Shoplifter. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1242 Just watch — he won’t last until Spring. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1243 I’m getting tired of all his meltdowns 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1244 He says he's looking for a jacket for the Spring. Should I tell him? 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1245 Maybe he was outstanding in whatever field he came from, but this is retail. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1246 When can we turn the heat back on? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1247 The new guy keeps asking me where we stock the magic hats. Do they even drug test employees here anymore? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1248 Watch out for the nose! 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1249 He's very difficult to fit. Right now, he's an 'extra large,' but in a few months he shrinks down to nothing. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1250 He's going to have a meltdown when I ask him to lose the top hat 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1251 It wasn't ok when I didn't wear pants and left puddles everywhere. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1252 “I have a feeling that he’s not going to last here long”. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1253 Trust me, the new hire will be gone by Spring. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1254 Seasonal help. He won't last. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1255 He wants to know when the winter stuff gets marked down. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1256 Every time I walk by, he says, 'Catch me if you can.' Weirdo. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1257 The new guy? He won’t last 5 minutes here. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1258 The new guy sure is Frosty. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1259 Says he's going to be losing a lot of weight soon. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1260 Typical seasonal employee; here today, gone tomorrow. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
1261 He'll be gone as soon as the weather gets nice. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1262 Is it harassment if he keeps staring at me with those cold, unmoving eyes? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1263 Our sales numbers would be up too if all we wore was a top hat and scarf. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1264 I bet we can fit him into a small by June 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1265 He won't last more than 2 hours here - just like the last guy. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1266 I think he needs to get his eyes checked. He keeps putting the wrong price tags on everything.” “You DO know his eyes are made of coal right? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1267 He's always giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1268 A jolly, happy soul? More like lazy, bitchy and cold. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1269 I told him the fact that he's not melting doesn't mean climate change is fake science. Then he calls me a snowflake! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1270 He's giving me the creeps --- let's turn up the thermostat. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1271 Don't yell at him or he'll have a meltdown. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1272 He said we make his heart melt. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1273 I only get one cigarette break while the new guy gets to go outside every twenty minutes? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1274 Make sure he's aware of our 'No Return' policy. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1275 I don't get it, why does everyone think he's so cool? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1276 When he leans over, his head falls off. So they put him on racks. 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
1277 Oh look another Dickensian seasonal hire 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1278 There is always a puddle left in the changing room. 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1279 I don't even bother to get to know these seasonal employees. One day you turn around and poof! They're gone. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1280 I wouldn't worry. These seasonal temps never last long. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1281 Don’t know why he got hired. So flakey. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1282 He used to hang out in the shoe department. But that was too ironic. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1283 The new guy asked me if I’m frigid. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1284 He won’t be here when we need him for the summer sales. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1285 Do we carry anything in a 58 Round? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1286 I hate seasonal help 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1287 He seems cold 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1288 His outfit is coldly minimalist, but the hat's enchanting. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1289 That guy gives me the chills 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1290 The managers say he can shop and pay just the same as you and me. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1291 Told you global warming is a hoax. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1292 Don't touch his snowballs. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1293 Do we carry corn-cob pipes? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1294 I can't believe we're hiring seasonal employees now 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1295 Guess who just thumpety thump thumped back in from another corncob pipe break. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1296 Believe me, this guy won't last. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1297 He specializes in cold calls. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1298 He's just a temp. He'll be gone after the winter clearance. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1299 He was a diversity hire... 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1300 He's good. Sweater sales are up 50%. And that's just from staff purchases alone. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1301 He’s a big hit with the Snowflakes. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1302 He wants winter wear but also shrink-to-fit. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1303 Now they're hiring right off the lawn for the holiday rush. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1304 I hope he doesn't leave a puddle. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1305 How's he going to pay for the clothes?" "Someone told me he had a slush fund. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1306 His frosty stare totally freaks me out. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1307 My lawyer said it is not possible to bring a sexual harassment suit against a Christmas decoration. Even if I have tapes. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1308 If climate change continues next year, we may have to use a different temp agency. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1309 I don't care how jolly and happy his soul is, he gives me the chills. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1310 These seasonal workers just aren’t made of the same stuff as us. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1311 Abominable Clothesman 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
1312 In the summer he stays at a nudist camp. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
1313 I'm tired of cleaning up his puddles. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1314 Carrot Nose, over there, just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1315 I don't know about you, but I think this new manager is a little cold. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1316 I know he's seasonal, but he still needs to wear the employee uniform. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1317 I bet the new guy doesn't last long. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1318 He wants to know if this comes in white. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1319 We're going to need a lot more than a beloved cultural icon to compete with Amazon this holiday season. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1320 I bet the seasonal hire won't last through the day. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1321 Somebody needs to tell him that not everybody can pull off a top hat. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1322 He's not really a snowman. He just plays one on tv. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1323 He's just a seasonal hire, right? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1324 He wants something guaranteed to shrink when wet. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1325 His constant cheer is getting to me - I am so close to turning up the thermostat. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1326 He's seasonal help. I find him a little cold. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1327 Just tell him his carrot nose makes it hard to put on pullovers and Ts. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1328 Seasonal help. Just when they learn the job, they’re gone again. 1.2535 0.07430 71 60 4 7
1329 This takes diversity in the workplace a little too far. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1330 If he touches me again, I'm going to julienne his nose. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1331 If he bugs you, give him the warm shoulder. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1332 He wants one that will shrink in the wash. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1333 He’s cute, but don’t expect any long-term commitments. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1334 Don't look now but it's Frosty, that creep. Don't let him rub up against you. Been in one lousy cartoon and now he thinks he's a star. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
1335 I've complained to HR three times and they still won't make him wear pants. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1336 Let it go. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1337 Frosty wants to know if we have both water repellent and sun protective clothing. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1338 I didn't take it literally when they said 'You can get the job when your in town' 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1339 He's bothering you, me, the customers!! I say we just turn up the heat! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1340 The problem with holiday help is no sooner do you train them than they disappear. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1341 Hmmm, seasonal help. Here today, gone tomorrow. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1342 He's one of the seasonal hires. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1343 He should be working in the lawn and garden department. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1344 He says he's looking for a disguise. He's hiding from a traffic cop. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1345 he He had the nerve to say that I'm cold and aloof. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1346 I asked him what side he dressed on and he made an icicle joke. I swear, even snowmen are pigs. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
1347 He wears a top hat every day but never remembers to wear pants. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1348 He wants tomorrow off because his feet hurt 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1349 Security ? He's back again. Turn up the heat. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1350 Don't look now, but the iceman cometh. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1351 He wants to know if it comes in charcoal gray. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1352 They say he's a diversity hire, but he looks white to me. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1353 He's always sticking his carrot into other people's business. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1354 It may be his nose, but it's also from my lunch. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1355 He’s looking for resort wear 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1356 The seasonal employees are always so frosty to us full timers. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1357 Have you met the new assistant? He is very nice, but he will only be staying for the winter. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
1358 I don't care how magical that hat is, he should still wear pants to work. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1359 He wants clothes that fit now and shrink in the spring. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1360 Do not let him near the thermostat. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1361 I understand people working here for the employee discount, but honestly, what's he doing at the summer clearance rack? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1362 I don’t care how well he’s selling the winter accessories line. If he doesn’t stop replacing all the buttons with coal, I’m reporting him. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1363 He makes one more crack about my weight and I'm jacking the thermostat to 80. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1364 You think we have a problem...wait until he shows up at the shoe department. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1365 He wants to know if it will shrink. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1366 I tried to break the ice with the new guy, but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1367 You'd think with all the press lately they would make pants required work attire. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1368 We're gonna need a mop. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1369 He'll be gone by March. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
1370 Being a seasonal employee shouldn't excuse him from the black slacks dress code. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1371 Yeah, well, he gets the good jobs or he threatens a total meltdown. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1372 He keeps asking if it’s him or does it feel hot. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1373 You really need to talk to the seasonal hires about the dress code. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1374 call HR he just showed me his snow balls 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
1375 He’s deaf as a door nail, and cold as a fish, but those beady little eyes of coal burn right through you. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1376 Is it me, or do you find the new guy in menswear a little cold? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1377 He's not gonna last. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1378 Just once I'd like a male coworker who doesn't insist on cranking down the thermostat. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1379 So I'm like 'Dude, lose the hat.' 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1380 That Burberry scarf is to die for, but that hat ... . 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1381 I asked if he needed any help, but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1382 Why does HE get to control the thermostat? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1383 Customers like him, I predict he won't last long. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1384 One more crack about how the carrot's not just his nose and I'm turning the heat up. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1385 I heard that he transferred from up north and was very popular, but I’m not sure that he’ll last long down here. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1386 I don't see why we need all these seasonal workers 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1387 We have to step it up. He needs a freezer break every five minutes. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1388 They'd better not keep the new seasonal hire past March!" 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1389 I don't know. He just seems creepy to me. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
1390 These seasonal shoppers are on my last nerve. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1391 Doesn't he know it's kohl, not 'coal'? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1392 Who do you think did his nose job? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1393 I understand he's just a seasonal hire. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1394 These seasonal workers just can't take the heat. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1395 Don't worry, he's seasonal. He'll be gone by Spring. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1396 The new guy is a little too self-righteous about climate change. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1397 Now we know where the puddle in the bathroom came from. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1398 Don’t worry, he’ll never last. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1399 When they told him he couldn't wear that stupid hat in the store he had a complete meltdown 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1400 Every year he buys nothing. Every year he leaves a puddle. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1401 Next time I ask them to add a man to the department, I'm going to be more specific. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1402 He goes back to Amazon’s cloud after the holidays. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1403 He's been giving me the cold shoulder ever since I said I wouldn't go out with him. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1404 He calls himself "Frosty" and, yes, gives me the chills. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1405 Did you meet the new salesman? I don't think he'll last. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1406 I don't see why everybody thinks he's so cool. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1407 Hiring freeze? 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
1408 He said it’s just until this global warming thing gets figured out. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1409 Is it me, or is the new hire a little bit cold?! 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1410 He says he’s looking for something that’s not too warm. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1411 The customers are complaining about wet merchandise. I suspect the new guy. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1412 Yesterday he came in as scarecrow. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1413 That new guy is very flaky 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1414 He's just a temp. He'll be gone by next spring. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1415 Told you the new guy wasn't gonna be hot. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1416 Check out the seasonal help. I wonder how long he'll last. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1417 Better not tell him there's gonna be a fire sale. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1418 These holiday temps will never make it through the New Year's Eve liquidation sale 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1419 Do we carry any legless onesies? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1420 Every December he buys that scarf, and returns it in January before he melts. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1421 The new manager keeps sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1422 I think they're made out of clean coal. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1423 I see that seasonal hiring has started. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1424 Find a bucket and a mop. I'm turning up the damn thermostat. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1425 I think he has given up finding pants that fit. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1426 A hard worker, yes, but icy to the customers. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1427 This new guy seems pretty chill. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1428 YOU deserved that promotion. He must have given HR one helluva snow job! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1429 When it’s time to do inventory the seasonal help always seems to just melt away. 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
1430 Hey, is that Parson Brown over there? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1431 For a guy with no legs, he's one hell of a sales person. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1432 He's well-rounded, but he is a little cold with the customers. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1433 Hopefully, he doesn't have another meltdown . . . last year was a mess! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1434 I hope this trend of going pantsless doesn't snowball. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1435 You want pants for a snowman! 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
1436 He wants to know if the Spring line is water-proof. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
1437 Are you going to talk to him about pants? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1438 Don’t worry about your job. He’s just a seasonal hire. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1439 Says he can't find his wife. I think she may be the large puddle of water that I saw in the warm winter coats department when I checked in a few minutes ago. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1440 There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that a top hat and carrot are part of the dress code. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1441 Something tells me he won’t be working the Memorial Day weekend. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1442 I hate these seasonal employees... 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1443 Enough with all this holiday sensitivity. I'm freezing. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1444 I don't know about the new guy. He kinda leaves me cold. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1445 Do we serve Snow-Americans in this store? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1446 Do we carry anything in permafrost? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1447 Actually, Doris doesn't mind the costume. She gained a few pounds over the holidays. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1448 The new guy is a bit cold. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1449 He was late again this morning, something about getting rolled up. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1450 I can't tell if he's melting or needs a rest room. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1451 Shouldn't he be looking for pants? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1452 He wants to know if seasonal employees are eligible for health care coverage. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1453 Something about losing his parents; he refuses to work in Sweaters. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1454 I just feel like he's been giving me the cold shoulder lately. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1455 Looks like the seasonal help has arrived. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
1456 He's only a holiday temp - he won't be around long. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1457 Do you think our new diversity hiring policy has gone too far? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1458 No way, Jose. I mopped last year. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1459 The guy without pants is back again. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1460 The new guy works hard, but I still find him a little cold. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1461 And then he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1462 He come in every year but never buys a thing--just leaves a big mess on the floor. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1463 How do you expect me to teach someone with sticks for hands to fold? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1464 I bet he'll be gone by spring. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1465 Every year the same thing- seasonal workers with no retail experience! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1466 The new guy? He won't make it past spring. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1467 Clearly he's seasonal help, but he's so good I wish we could keep him year-round. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1468 I'm reporting him to HR. He just asked me to pack his snow. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1469 Well, I think it's sexual harassment. He's not wearing pants! 1.2388 0.07395 67 57 4 6
1470 He’s a temp, until the spring collection comes in. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1471 Do we have a small? He says he always loses weight in the spring. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1472 One of our gender fluid diversity seasonal hirings 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1473 I'm a West Coast liberal. What do I know about snowmen? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1474 Sure he's cute, but he's a little Frosty. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1475 The Frosty manikin? It's a cheerful reminder of when we had snow in the winter. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1476 Ugh. It’s the secret shopper again. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1477 He won't last long here. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1478 Holiday help, just get them trained and they disappear. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1479 He's just very hard to work with, always putting his nose where it doesn't belong. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1480 "Seasonal Help", huh? But will he last through the January returns rush? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1481 And the best part is that his 15% employee discount doesn't kick in until March 15! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1482 He was OK with just taking a seasonal position. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1483 If he can't turn his magic into sales, we'll have to liquidate. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1484 He keeps asking me how much each sweater will shrink. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1485 I know, 'time waits for snowman'- but still . . .. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1486 Did he pay for that scarf? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1487 I've worked with a lot of white guys at this place, and he's pretty chill 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1488 Call HR before he goes thumpity thump thump on my rack again. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1489 I get him choosing not to say "Merry Christmas." But what's with the "Happy Birthday?" 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1490 He may not think he's a Temp, but wait till they light the Yule log! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1491 He said he plans to lose weight in the spring. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1492 By the time he makes up his mind he'll be a puddle. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1493 Oh sure on the surface he's a jolly, happy soul, but something tells me the new guy won't last here past winter. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1494 I don't care if he is an attorney, he still gives me the chills. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1495 That new sales temp will never last. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1496 He just told me he never wears bottoms. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1497 That guy gives me the chills. He shows up every year and just stands there! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1498 Twenty bucks says he won't last a week. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1499 The new guy is complaining about the temperature in here again. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1500 It's beginning to look a lot like your turn to push his icy ass to the next rack. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1501 Just ignore him and he'll slowly melt away. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1502 Every time I look at him, his coal eyes seem to be snowman-splaining how I should be doing my job better. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1503 We only have him for one day. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1504 One more carrot joke and I'm calling HR. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1505 Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him move all day. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1506 Have you noticed how much cooler they are keeping it in here since they hired the seasonal help? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1507 He keeps taking the carrots from my lunch. Let’s turn up the AC 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1508 Have you noticed that he always disappears when the sun comes out? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1509 I give him an hour before he melts under the pressure. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1510 For him, it's more about keeping cold. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1511 Just ignore him. No wallet, no purchase. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1512 His nose reminds me it is lunch time. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1513 He could be a seasonal worker, but I think he's spying for management. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1514 He's different, but boy, can he sell the winter coats! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1515 I told him not to wear white after Labor Day. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1516 I don't think he has a snowball's chance in Hell of making it through his first day. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1517 He's going to melt under the workload. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1518 He’s a jolly fellow from over the hills, keeps insisting they’ll be back again some day. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1519 The new hire won't last through the winter. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1520 Wet spill in ladies department 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1521 HE WANTS TO KNOW IF WE HAVE ANY PANTS WITHOUT LEGS. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1522 He has not been the same since he got that top hat. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1523 The new guy is pretty cool. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1524 Silent, motionless, unblinking icy stare, not exactly friendly... but sure knows how to close a sale! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1525 Ugh! Seasonal employees always have such fake smiles. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1526 He said definitely not spring or summer wear! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1527 He’s a seasonal worker 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
1528 HR insists they can't force him to wear black. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1529 Says he wants a pullover that'll fit his hourglass figure 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1530 Yeah, he looks nice, but I am telling you, he's frosty. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1531 I can't stand the new guy, but I'm pretty sure he's only a seasonal temp. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1532 We don't have to be nice to him. He's only seasonal. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1533 I don’t think this new guy will last long. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1534 Making him the manager is just another indication of the brick-and-mortar meltdown. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1535 Stories of his "Jolly, Happy Soul" have been greatly exaggerated. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1536 That scarf is Abominable! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1537 I tried giving him the cold shoulder, but he liked it. Now I can't get rid of him. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1538 He's only here for the winter months. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1539 He's looking for thermal underwear. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1540 Sure, he's doing fine now, but just wait until June. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1541 The trouble with this type of temp is you keep on having to mop up after them. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1542 Why can't I get him to warm up to me? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1543 Don’t worry, his position will be open by next spring. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1544 Two eyes made out of coal? For a guy who melts you'd think he would take global warming a bit seriously. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1545 He’s a temp. He’ll be gone by the end of the season. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1546 Sure, the drip pan is a turn-off, but he KNOWS vintage scarves. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1547 Does he have to rub it in our faces that he quit smoking? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1548 He never buys anything. He just comes in to warm up. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1549 Gives new meaning to the term "temporary help. 1.2388 0.07395 67 57 4 6
1550 It's harassment. He asked if carrots turned me on. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1551 I said to him “38-regular?” He said “I soon will be.” 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1552 Talk about seasonal seasonal employees! How long can he last ? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1553 That new guy's a big drip. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1554 Do we carry corn-cob pipes? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1555 'Thumpity, Thump, Thump, Look at Frosty Fold.' Really? Every time? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1556 He said that he expects to lose some weight by spring. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1557 He used his employee discount to buy all the tophats and scarves we've got. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1558 There must have been some magic in those old silk hats he managed to sell. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1559 Yes, I'm sure he's hiding something; check under the hat. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1560 He won’t last past March. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1561 Corporate is trying to attract the 50- to 60-year-old female demographic. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1562 He said he's just here for the season. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
1563 I told you there'd be a freeze on new hires. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1564 I just don't want to see his lack of work ethic snowball out of control. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1565 i don't even want to know what's under that hat 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1566 Don't worry, he's a temp. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1567 It’s all about the scarf with him 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1568 I get seasonal. I don’t get having to mop the floor every fifteen minutes. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1569 I swear, if he suggests a sidewalk sale one more time... 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
1570 Someone totally ruined the suede. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1571 Don’t tell me he’s not standing behind me. I can feel his icy stare. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1572 He is looking for an XXL that shrinks to S in the spring. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1573 What really frosts me is that he makes more than we do. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1574 Can you believe he said he can't work the holiday? Just look at him! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1575 Actually, he's been much more reliable since he put down that corncob pipe. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1576 Don't show him anything that will be too warm. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1577 The new guy thinks he’s so cool but he’s a real drip. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1578 Just wait, come Easter we'll have bunnies in the shoe department. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1579 He's a smug, unblinking vegan. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1580 He may be able to laugh and play, but he can't fold the same as you and me. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1581 He wants to know if we have something that will hold it's shape. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1582 The new guy just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1583 We went out once and I made the mistake of saying Christmas is my favorite holiday. Yesterday he came dressed as one of the three wise men. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1584 If you don't fire him I'm turning on the heater. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1585 He claims he'll be down to an Extra Small by April. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1586 He'll never last until spring. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1587 Don't you just hate the seasonal staff? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1588 I'm taking that hat off if he starts dancing again. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1589 That new hire has been awfully cold to me. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
1590 If I had a nickel for every time some guy said “I’ve got magic in this old silk hat”... 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1591 I figure that old white guy's staying power will evaporate by the spring collection. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1592 Just what the world needs. Another man who thinks it's OK to take off his pants at work. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1593 Tell snowball there that cruisewear doesn't come in his size 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1594 If they don’t turn the heat down in here we’re going to lose all our seasonal employees. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1595 I don't know about him. He's cold to all the customers. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1596 I am sick and tired of competing with seasonal employees. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1597 Forget the magic in his hat, he'd better have cash in his wallet. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1598 Our new sales associate is too jolly and happy for me ... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1599 No, HR 's not the answer. You can't teach someone to be warm. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1600 Get ready to snowball fight for more hours. Apparently, there's a freeze on Frosty's credit, too... 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1601 I can live with the carrot nose so long as the hands can't clasp. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1602 That new guy is a real flake! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1603 Think he's single? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1604 He's a good worker, but every time he goes 'Thumpity-thump-thump' he knock over a rack of clothing. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1605 IS it just me or is it getting colder in here ? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1606 Seasonal workers. They always disappear when winter ends. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1607 Is yellow snow harassment? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1608 He won’t last through the Spring. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1609 He gave H R a snow job to get hired. 1.2308 0.07522 65 56 3 6
1610 Don’t you find our new sales associate kinda cold?! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1611 Don't worry. He's only a seasonal. He'll warm up soon. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1612 Seems that HR is trying to branch out for the season 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1613 I really question whether Mrs. frosty is a petite 4. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1614 They sent me another temp. We'll see how long this one lasts. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1615 I can't believe they hired that creepy temp with no pants again. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1616 I bet you. He won't last on the job pass spring. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1617 We should take our slacks off and see how many scarves we can sell. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1618 With global warming, it is more and more difficult to hire these seasonal workers 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1619 I'm his Secret Santa. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1620 I don't trust these seasonal workers to keep it together. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1621 Training seasonal employees is impossible. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1622 He thinks they will fit him by Spring. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1623 Aren’t pants part of the company dress code? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1624 He'll probably have a meltdown when it gets busy. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1625 Seasonal help. And slow...! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1626 If we take our time, we’ll have his size. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1627 He looks happy now... Just wait for the meltdown. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1628 He's just a temp—gone by spring. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1629 How long do you think he’ll last? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1630 The janitor said he'll come mop up in 30 minutes or so. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1631 Does that come in Round? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1632 I haven't the heart to tell him that's our summer line. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1633 I'm just saying that seasonal workers don't have the same commitment to the long term, that's all. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
1634 He's buying his spring wardrobe. One of each size. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1635 He's a drip, all right. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1636 Did you just hear a thumpety thump thump? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1637 He says in a half hour he’ll be a size 6. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1638 I still think he should have to wear pants. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1639 I guess he thinks he’s too cool to hang out with us. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
1640 Apparently, they're not kidding about seasonal workers. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1641 Yeah, and I'd be a jolly, happy soul too if I'd could afford Armani shirts for Christmas! 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1642 Either you fire him, or I'm turning the heat on. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1643 If we fire him he'd melt down. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1644 Who is he to look down his nose at us? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1645 The store decided to hire him when scarves and top hats became all the rage this season. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1646 Thankfully, he's only here through March. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1647 He doesn't want the suit jacket... Just the buttons. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1648 We both heard you...something that wicks moisture! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1649 Can you believe the new guy actually thanked me for my 'cool reception' ? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1650 He's kind of flaky, but wow can he fold sweaters fast. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1651 I don't know, he gives the cold shoulder every single time I try to get close ! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1652 The new store detective doesn't want to attract any attention. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1653 He wants jeans. Any ideas? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1654 'I don't like the new guy. Turn up the heat.' 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1655 This guy makes me miss that stupid turkey guy. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1656 First customer today not on a cell phone. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1657 I just don't get why he gets a song and we don't. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1658 He's only here for the holiday's; as soon as it gets warm, he's gone. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1659 He gave me this cold glare, like his eyes were made out of coal. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1660 His agent is booking him into higher-class cartoons. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1661 Watch out for his disappearing act! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1662 We can dress him, but we can't take him anywhere 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1663 I just don't think this is the right environment for him. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1664 Our new customer service rep. I've seen this before- he'll be gone by spring. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1665 All day it's been thumpity-thump-thump over the racks of clothes. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1666 His sales pitch is "Baby it's cold outside!" 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1667 He usually carries a lot of water weight. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1668 Word is... we're going to win the diversity hiring award again this month. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1669 He says he wears the hat for religious reasons. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1670 Don't pay any attention to him, he'll be gone soon. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1671 Another seasonal employee...he’ll be gone by Spring. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1672 If you ask me he is a drip 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
1673 He's wants to know if we have anything in stock for a frigid girlfriend. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1674 It's the mess he leaves in the fitting room that annoys me. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1675 If I have to train one more seasonal employee... 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1676 Well, the hat and scarf were easy... 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1677 Don't look now, but that same guy was in Ladies Underwear yesterday. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1678 Where do they even find the seasonal workers? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1679 How would you feel if I came into work wearing nothing but a top hat and scarf? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1680 That new associate won't last. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1681 He's seasonal help, he'll be here until the first spring thaw. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1682 He seems a bit frosty at first, but when he warms up, he's not such a bother any more. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
1683 Bet he's gone by March. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
1684 What does he know about shirts? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1685 If he brings up the unseasonable warmth or the fact that it smells like carrots one more time I swear I'm quitting! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1686 The new guy is giving us the cold shoulder. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1687 He's a hard worker but I think he has a perspiration problem. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1688 He says they had to transfer him out of "Stock the Bar." Customers kept chipping away his ass with an icepick. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1689 Well, ya know what they say about long noses. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1690 Some are more temporary than others. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1691 Really looking forward to the spring fashions if you know what I mean. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
1692 I always figured I’d be replaced by a robot and not just anither seasonal worker. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
1693 Don't bother; his credit cards are frozen. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1694 He keeps pushing hats and scarves. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1695 I didn't really grasp what "seasonal work" meant. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1696 No Frosty, I am not interested in seeing your snowballs. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1697 If you peek through the clothing rack, he'll show you his little "igloo." 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1698 I didn't think that's what he meant by a hiring freeze. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1699 This is nothing. Last week I had to fit a reindeer in a flightsuit. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1700 He won't stop staring--I say we go straight for the thermostat. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1701 Don't you think being a beloved magical being is an unfair advantage? He's stealing all my commissions. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1702 I'm so tired of only getting seasonal help! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1703 Can you tell him to stop messing with the AC? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1704 Please tell me he'll melt when the spring collection comes in. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1705 I'm glad that our shop doesn't discriminate, but the snomen we hire always end up having meltdowns! 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1706 I am all for equality in the workplace, but do they really have to keep it like an icebox in here? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1707 Their always white 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1708 Did you turn down the thermostat? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1709 He has a hard time connecting with shoppers - he has such a frosty demeanor. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1710 O'Reilly, Franken, Lauer and Keillor--and now Frosty? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1711 But management told me that I didn’t have a snowball’s chance for a promotion. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1712 He just stands there, smiling. Gives me the chills. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1713 He's okay with the cataloguing but he's really cold with the customers 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1714 They weren't kidding when they said they were going to be hiring "temporary" help! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1715 I HAVE A FEELING THAT GUY BEHIND US IS GIVING US THE COLD SHOULDER... 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1716 Don’t worry, he’s only here through the holidays. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1717 He’s looking for a UPF50 cardigan. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1718 You can always spot the seasonal shoppers. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1719 The new girl is kind of cold. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1720 Alright you guys, who turned up the heat again? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1721 He's okay, but don't put him in the pants section. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1722 I can't stand how the seasonal staff is always dripping with enthusiasm. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1723 Eww. He also told you that you were so hot he could melt? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1724 I'm calling HR if Matt Lauer over there doesn't put some pants on ASAP. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1725 Just wait until you see how he comes in on casual Friday. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1726 Sure, we need the seasonal help. But, watch the melt down after Christmas. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1727 Ugh...seasonal help 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1728 I need you over here. It's one of those customers who looks chill at first but is actually about to have a meltdown. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1729 Watch out, since they made him manager, he's real frosty and then has a meltdown! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1730 Yeah, he says he’s a jolly happy soul, but he can be really frosty. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1731 So, he's the reason we can't touch the thermostat? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1732 It’s his Make-A-Wish dream, you know, because of global warming. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1733 He’s nice, but I bet he doesn’t make it past the holidays. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1734 He wants something guaranteed to shrink. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1735 Do you think if I turn up the heat he'll disappear? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1736 I don't think it's chill enough. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1737 He took me back to his igloo, and let’s just say he was abominable... 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1738 So I said, 'Dial back the jolly quotient or we'll turn your frozen assets into a slush fund.' 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1739 Have you noticed how frosty he is with the customers? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1740 Well I tried to warn him that a warm winter sweater was a bad idea... 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1741 He was hitting on me and I told him to chill. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1742 I wonder if He's single 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1743 I hear they hired Frosty for his timeless fashion sense. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1744 These temporary workers over the winter are so annoying -- he'll be gone by spring. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1745 I am just about fed up with him always winning the battle of the thermostat! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1746 I'd be jolly too if I was on the winning side of this thermostat war. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1747 Make him buy some pants first. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1748 That new associate seems a little cold, right? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1749 Clean up in aisle 3 has lost the funny. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1750 Be thankful he’s only seasonal help. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1751 Ugh, I hate seasonal employees. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1752 I am so happy that 'War on Christmas' is over! 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
1753 This guy's cute and all..but he keeps trying to give me a snow job~ 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1754 He's only seasonal, why is he employee of the month? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1755 I'm going to turn up the heat but very gradually. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1756 He's not happy unless it's freezing in here. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1757 He says he's our new floor manager, but I think he's just a seasonal hire. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1758 The way he looks at me with that carroty nose is just creepy! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1759 Watch out for this one. He says he has snow credit. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1760 I heard he was aloof, but he's downright frosty. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1761 And here I thought I would be replaced with a robot. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1762 He can be a little frosty with the customers. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1763 The carrot is starting to creep me out. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1764 He's a seasonal employee. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1765 Affirmative Action? Give me a break. He's a white dude and he just pinched my ass. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1766 Who is about to melt-down? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1767 They told me that this was a "snow job." 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1768 Hiring an illegal was risky. However, he assured me he had great rapport with ICE. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1769 What’s he doing in Ladies Garments? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1770 Not such a jolly happy soul since we told him the corn cob pipe had to go. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1771 Every time I try to help him I get the cold shoulder. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1772 Like he can fit into those clothes. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1773 Don't take it personally. He gives everybody the cold shoulder. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1774 And don’t give him six months’ credit this time 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1775 Which of us is going to tell him we only sell pants with legs? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1776 I know we need seasonal help, but I can't stand puddles in the break room. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1777 It’s not fair that we have to freeze in here because global warming prevents him from working outside. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1778 He was transferred from outdoor goods. We’re short-staffed because of an ICE raid. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1779 I find the new temp a bit frosty. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1780 I told you this would happen if you turned down the heat. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1781 Bet he'll be gone by summer. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1782 He said he started in sales with cold calling. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1783 Call me a pessimist, but I think we're about to need a wet cleanup in menswear. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1784 we have only approximately 39 seconds to complete this sale before he melts. Do you feel comfortable asking for his card up front? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1785 No, he's got a real positive attitude...it's just every 15 minutes he starts to sweat profusely and then goes outside for a smoke break. I didn't even know corn cob pipes were back in fashion. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1786 During Easter we had a rabbit in our department; so yeah, I think we're attracting the best seasonal employees. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1787 He said,”are you married?” I said, “back off, Frosty.” 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1788 The nerve of that guy ... he asked if I've ever been on the South Pole. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1789 Top hats are so last season. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1790 I wonder who turned up the air conditioning. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1791 Inside all that I'll bet there's a spy from Macy's. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1792 So... he self-identifies as a snowman; does that mean we address him as "sir" or "carrot nose"? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1793 Why does the holiday help get to control the thermostat? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1794 He says he wants some Snow Pants. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1795 Those holiday pounds should melt away. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
1796 Just watch, he will melt right before we have to do year end inventory. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1797 The new guy keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1798 He’s shopping for his wife and he wants the same top in sizes 2X, 1X, XL, L, M, and S. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1799 They'll say they're pumping AC in the winter to sell sweaters and not because he's a man. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1800 He wants to know if any salt was used in the dying process for this garment? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1801 He says if we keep the thermostat low we'll sell more sweaters. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1802 Of course he’s our boss. Who else would go under cover in such a ridiculous costume?! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1803 What’s he smiling about? Doesn’t he know seasonal staff don’t get the employee discount? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1804 The law states we can't discriminate against temperature. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1805 Something to keep him cold? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1806 He says I have a nice rack. What am I supposed to do? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1807 Just because he's a snowman, doesn't mean he can come here without pants! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1808 This new seasonal guy's not gonna last. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1809 That fire sale can't happen soon enough. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1810 They all melt under the pressure. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1811 I can’t wait till all these seasonal hires are gone. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1812 No, I haven't met the new guy yet. I'm guessing he's a seasonal employee. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1813 He's back! Last week he tried to woo me with a three carrot diamond. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1814 Somebody keeps turning the air down. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1815 He's a seasonal hire. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1816 Don't turn around. He's flaunting his carrot again. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1817 Just a seasonal employee - he'll be gone by spring. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1818 I told HR he took off his pants and stuck that carrot nose in my face and they did nothing. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1819 He won't be around for the summer clearance. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1820 Do we have anything in a 46 Round? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1821 He's our very temporary greeter. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1822 Must have been a typo in the ad--he says he's here for the showroom decorator job. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1823 Don't look now, but those two eyes made out of coal are checking out your ass. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1824 Fred won't be so cheerful when he discovers what "seasonal" employment really means. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1825 Do we have any Yeti suits? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1826 Who does Roy think he's fooling in that costume? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1827 One more complaint about splinters and he's wearing gloves. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1828 He wants something that will accent the dramatic orange in his nose. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1829 Really, just started working last month but he has to take off for Xmas!! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1830 Don't let the smile fool you. I find him very cold. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1831 He's warming up to the idea of a matching sweater. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1832 I'm glad he's only seasonal. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1833 ..if he wants to work at Abercrombie and Fitch, he's gotta shovel off some of that belly. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1834 The management keeps getting colder and colder. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1835 That temp over there just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1836 He wants to know if we could turn the air conditioning down. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1837 Yeah, you'd think that magic hat would have been enough. And then there's the constant humming. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1838 The new guy is just hopeless! I'll be surprised if he lasts the winter. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1839 He's always bragging about the size of his nose, and those beady eyes creep me out. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1840 Ever since he got the manager job he's been giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1841 He says he gets plenty of seasonal work but by spring his prospects evaporate. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1842 He'll be a size 2 soon. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1843 Who keeps turning on the air conditioner?! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1844 He’s sort of cold toward the customers. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1845 Wait until he hears our summer deal! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1846 He says that he will be able to fit into them by spring. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1847 Don't look, but that creep is back again. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1848 I think that he will be gone in the Spring! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1849 That’s it, I’m turning up the heat. He keeps showing me his snow balls! 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1850 I'm getting really sick of his frosty attitude. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1851 Is it just me or is it a bit frosty in here? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
1852 I don't have the heart to tell him that he's in the summer section 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1853 The snowperv asked me to touch his carrot. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1854 So how come there isn't any 'Token Snow women' working here? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1855 I just want to meet a man who can send chills up my spine 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
1856 Joy, the Iceman cometh! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1857 I knew management was planning to hire seasonal workers, I just didn't reailize this is what they meant. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1858 Did you know we have a Drip-Dry Section? That's the manager. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
1859 Corporate has given 'hiring freeze' new meaning. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1860 He'll never last here, all he knows are scarves and hats. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1861 The jolly happy soul just screwed me out of another commission. 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
1862 Do we accept cold cash? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1863 I realize we're gender neutral, but the new guy needs to wear some pants. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1864 Call Security. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1865 Well, he's kind of cute in that David Sedaris way. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1866 Would it be considered harassment if I tell Frosty he has an unusually large carrot? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1867 If I hear, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before I melt away," one more time, I'm goin' straight to HR. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1868 By the time she makes up her mind, she'll be down to a size 6! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1869 If he makes a pass at you, turn the heat up to extra high. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1870 He says he won't iron the shirts. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1871 The guy who sent the carrot selfie is here. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1872 Seriously, if I have to hear him ask, “Do these make my butt look big?” one more time... 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1873 He folds these sweaters like he has one eye made out of coal. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1874 Hey Summer, could we get some more scarves and top hats over here? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1875 Ten bucks if you let me work the thermostat 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1876 We probably only have 15 minutes to make this sale before he disappears for good. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1877 Do we have anything that fits a medium-sized snowball? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1878 There must have been some magic in that old sale rack we found. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1879 Keep an eye on him. He claims to have "found" that old silk hat. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1880 I tried to be friendly, but that new sales associate was very cold. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1881 This seasonal help thing has gotten weird. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1882 I'm reporting Frosty to HR. He keeps asking me to touch his carrot. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1883 ...but he has perfect spherical symmetry down there, you have to respect that 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1884 He's the new guy in hats.... 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1885 Don't look he's not wearing pants again! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1886 Apparently we have to lower the thermostat to accommodate a certain seasonal employee's health condition. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1887 Don't fret so much; he is only seasonal help. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1888 The fee was very high, but the agency promised a forward vibe and a "cool" sales team.. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1889 He's a 2x large but expects to be a medium by lunchtime. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1890 And then he said, "You're snow welcome" to the customer. And he wonders why he can only afford a one carrot ring for his girlfriend. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1891 He's just temporary holiday help. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1892 We never have his size. He's a 42 Round. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1893 He buys clothes in winter, then tries to return them in spring, saying they're too big. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1894 He only buys drip dry. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1895 I haven't seen a broomstick in his hand in weeks. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1896 I thought we were on a hiring freeze? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1897 Just listen to the song again. I'm telling you, he has a criminal record. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1898 We hired him as window dressing, but now it's all "Look at Frosty go..." 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1899 He wants to know about the exchange policy because he expects to lose some weight come springtime. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1900 What does he know about the spring line? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1901 I asked for christmas off but the manager is cold hearted. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1902 He keeps asking me if I'm married. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1903 I'm tired of the cold should from the new guy. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1904 Don't get too attached to the new guy; he will never last past the season. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1905 Watch out for the new salesman. Every time I'm near him, I get the shivers. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1906 Do you think he even knows what being a secret shopper means? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1907 I saw him out back with a corn cob pipe. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
1908 The customers love him, but the meltdowns at staff meetings are ghastly. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1909 He gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1910 "Boy, this snow is REALLY piling up..." (Note to Editors: today's contest page shows the caption "Drawing by Drew Dernavich, Contest #595... but the field is completely white/blank; hence the "snow joke".... 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1911 He's got the AC cranked up again 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1912 He keeps turning the thermostat down, claiming we'll sell more sweaters. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1913 Have you met the new seasonal hire? He's a temp. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1914 I'm all for equal opportunities but couldn't we have the heating switched on just for a little while? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1915 Checking spring fashions? Really? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1916 That new girl Christine is in costume trying to out sell us. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1917 The new guy is great, but I have a feeling he'll be gone by Spring. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1918 I see that someone is not required to observe the dress code. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1919 Smaller. It's warm out. He'll shrink. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1920 So I asked the new guy to help fold the sweaters but he looked like he'd have a complete meltdown... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1921 He just keeps saying he wants to work in Accessories. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1922 I don't think the new guy is going to last long. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1923 He's looking for something non-thermal. He says it has to go with orange. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1924 Don’t worry, I hear there are some management changes coming in the spring. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1925 What’s the name of the song the new guy is always humming, for the life of me I can’t place it. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1926 I heard he really played up his haberdashery experience in the job interview. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1927 Unfortunately, we're out of thermal underwear. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1928 A pay freeze was one thing. But this has gone too far. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1929 He's so vain. I bet he thinks "Frosty The Snowman" is about him. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1930 I didn't think there was a chance in hell he'd get hired. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1931 Let’s complete the sale before he disappears! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1932 That new employee won't last to spring 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1933 I’m going all thumpity-thump-thump upside his head if he steals another customer from me. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1934 Make sure you keep him away from the hot ticket items. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1935 Kids sales have been up since he started. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1936 Can you believe he asked for Holiday time? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1937 C'mon, there's no such thing as a crime for turning up the thermostat. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1938 The new temp seems a bit frosty. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1939 So, how do you feel about Santa's Surveillance Services? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1940 Don't look. You see that guy over there? He thinks he's so cool. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1941 He's just seasonal and then he'll be gone. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1942 He’s not bad for seasonal help, but wait till the heat is turned up 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1943 We tried. Viagra doesn’t fix the melting. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1944 Boss said we needed to add more seasonal help. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1945 I say we get him to the drip dry rack. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1946 Sure, look at him go, but watch him melt away when we really need him. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1947 The seasonal help may be great now, but they always up and disappear. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1948 I wish the seasonal hires had the same dress code. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1949 Don't make it obvious...but, the guy over my right shoulder, wearing only a hat and scarf, just told me that he could make me a movie star. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1950 Turn up the furnace. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1951 Guess who got Christmas off again this year? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1952 I don't understand why he's always giving us the cold shoulder 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1953 Sure, he's alright now, but what about when things heat up? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1954 HR’s having a hard time with all these seasonal workers’ meltdowns. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1955 Agnes says we're missing some big buttons in the men's coat department. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1956 He wants to know if it comes in a sun-protection fabric. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1957 We're temporary, but he's seasonal. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1958 He's a seasonal temp. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1959 It's not the shirts, it's the pants that are the problem. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1960 All that "thumpety thump thump" is driving me crazy! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1961 I told him we don’t have his size, but he says he’ll be a lot smaller by Spring! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1962 I thought they put a freeze on seasonal hires! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1963 God, Karen why can't you be as chill as Gerald? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1964 I'm guessing he's a seasonal employee. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1965 a temp, definitely a temp 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1966 He said he's looking for a summer outfit. Something that would fit a puddle of water. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1967 He won't take his hat off. He must be Jewish. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
1968 There's nothing more irritating than a holiday temp with a jolly happy soul. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1969 Our seasonal hire just asked me if I smell carrots. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1970 I try to never be alone with Supervisor Frosty. He thinks its funny to grab your ass and beg you to play with his snowballs. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1971 One more "thumpity thump thump" outta Frosty and I'm cranking up the thermostat. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1972 Another damn seasonal hire 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1973 Strangely, I’m in the mood for a snow cone. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1974 Yeah, they covered it at the morning meeting. We're hiring more seasonal workers this year. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1975 With climate change, he needed a job inside where it is cold in the winter. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1976 You never know what you're going to get for holiday help these days! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1977 He is only temping until the snow melts. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1978 Don't waste your time. I came on to him and he just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1979 He had legs when he first came in! Tell them to turn the thermostat down! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1980 The seasonal help is friendly enough but he freezes up around customers. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1981 Always smiling, but quiet - pretty chill guy to work with. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1982 The Temp won't last through the season. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1983 he's just wants to see tops ...but i think its a gift 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1984 He may be a good manager, but he keeps the store really cold. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1985 Is it freezing in here? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1986 He says he needs something to keep his cool. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1987 That new guy keeps giving me a cold stare. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1988 Don't worry, he won't be around once the sales start to heat up. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1989 When I tried to approach him, he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1990 I wish we didn't hire seasonal workers. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1991 He's not going to last long. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1992 He's looking for an interesting new outfit but nothing that's "too hot". 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1993 The seasonal help never lasts. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1994 I cant believe they hired him when he shows up to work wearing THAT scarf with THAT hat 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1995 I dated him a few times, then got the cold shoulder. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1996 Typical male: he only paused a moment when he heard me holler "stop." 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1997 I wouldn’t even bother to learn his name—he’s seasonal. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1998 He's really good at cold-calling. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1999 It's not just that our seasonal hire is cold to the customers...I think he's stealing buttons. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2000 Says he wants something chill. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2001 I prefer the summer robots. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2002 The new guy keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2003 I suppose it's safe to assume he's just seasonal help. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2004 He's seasonal help until either Christmas or he melts, whichever comes first. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2005 He wants to know if we have something that has charcoal for buttons. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2006 Why does management assume he is such an expert on winter coats? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2007 Management is trying a new temp agency this year. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2008 He'll soon find out he's not as cool as he thinks he is. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2009 We've been listening to Frosty the Snowman for 10 days now. We're going to need to stage an intervention. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2010 "Let me define 'seasonal help'"... 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2011 Forget HR; I’m thinking blowtorch. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2012 This is going to be a big sale. He'll need every size as he melts. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2013 Not a snowball's chance this seasonal temp makes full-time. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2014 He's a new hire. My guess is he won't last 'til Spring. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2015 He's looking for something that's waterproof on the inside. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2016 He's looking for something with a drip pan. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2017 These seasonal employees are getting more and more temporary. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2018 He's not exactly Abominable, but definitely a bit Frosty. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2019 I knew retail was cooling off, but 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2020 It's a white guy looking for something chill. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2021 Because of global warming he can fit into smaller sizes. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2022 Sure, he can sell a ton of cashmere but I’d like to see him try with the turtlenecks. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2023 These holiday temp workers never last long. And then we're left to clean up the mess. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2024 I heard he'll be gone by Spring. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2025 Let me guess. Behind that rack he's not wearing pants. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2026 The smile doesn't clean up the mess in the employee bathroom. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2027 He's an excellent employee, but he will be gone in a few months. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2028 My new hashtag is #MeTooWithAnIcyColdStickArm 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2029 Frankly, it’s none of his business if I’m married or not! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2030 He tells EVERY customer that they're a "winter." 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2031 Shh - I hear that 'thumpety thump thump' noise from over in menswear again. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2032 "He always orders "drip-dry" for some reason. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2033 He's complained we don't have clothing to deal with his wetting problem. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2034 He doesn't understand that our customers can't just melt down a size. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2035 I dont know why but I can't seem to warm up to the new guy. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2036 He keeps replacing all the buttons with coal. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2037 Management said it was hiring seasonal help. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2038 Don’t worry. HR says he’s just seasonal. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2039 do you think he can stand the heat of the holiday rush 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2040 Seasonal help...you can't rely on them...here today - gone tomorrow 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2041 That new seasonal hire is so flaky, she doesn’t have a nose for sales, and her smile is totally fake. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2042 Now the union makes us freeze in here all day to accommodate his “special needs. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2043 I don't know why they hired him. He completely froze during his interview. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2044 Going undercover again for employee evaluations, Mr. Blodgett? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2045 Window displays also qualify for the employee discount. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2046 Just tell him you're heading for the thermostat. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2047 Experience you can never get online. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2048 Why do guys always like the office to be so cold? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2049 He wants a sweater that will shrink with him. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2050 I don't care if he's seasonal--tell him to keep his corncob to himself. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2051 Sales of thermal underwear have gone up since he started working here. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2052 Hes frosty, and its all ‘holly jolly,’ I forget to smile and it’s all ‘you’re an ice queen’ and ‘on probation.’ 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2053 He comes every year. Don’t give him something too warm. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2054 If he breaks into "Frosty the Snowman" one more time I'm going to melt his ass! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2055 Don't know why, but I keep getting this uneasy feeling we're due for a hard winter this year. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2056 He wants snow pants. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2057 One date and now all I get is the cold shoulder. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2058 The employee of the month gets to choose the thermostat setting. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2059 I give the new guy a week, tops. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2060 The boss hired him to take care of the cool customers. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2061 He tends to puddle when the pressure builds up 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2062 If he doesn't get all his shopping done before the fire sale he'll have a meltdown. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2063 These seasonal employees melt away after the holidays. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2064 He's looking for a new slim fit wardrobe for when global warming hits. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2065 Me too! I say we press sexual harassment charges and see how old Frosty looks in an orange jumpsuit. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2066 It's always the cold shoulder with him. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2067 It's been freezing in here since Whatshisface got hired. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2068 He always disappears when the new spring fashion line comes in. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2069 They transferred him from summer wear. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2070 He says he's not responsible for the pile of slush in the break room. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2071 Shopping for Bermuda shorts just isn't realistic. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2072 The last seasonal temp was a real turkey. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2073 It's the latest in Affirmative Action Chic. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2074 Fine. No in-seam. Just make the customer happy. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2075 He's a seasonal employee. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2076 I tried to help him , but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2077 Just ignore him and turn the heat up. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2078 He comes in every December and drips on the floor. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2079 I hear he’ll be gone by the summer. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2080 Would it kill him to lose the hat? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2081 He'll only be our boss until January. He's just a seasonal worker. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2082 I hope he knows this is just seasonal work. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2083 Can you believe it?! He's looking for something in white! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2084 Like he wants a Hawaiian shirt to wear to his office party. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2085 He just relocated from the North Pole. Climate change is stealing all of the jobs. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2086 Like, he doesn't even have a wallet. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2087 "This whole LL BEAN "Outsider" campaign is getting out of hand". 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2088 Is it just me or does this seasonal employee give you a chill? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2089 It's always hard for him because he drops a few sizes in the Spring 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2090 I wish him well. But this seasonal worker give me the chills. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2091 I'll be losing weight- which size should I choose? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2092 I know the employee dress code doesn't explicitly say "Pants required," but this is ridiculous! 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2093 I can't believe he's exposing himself! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2094 Seasonal worker. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2095 Forget equal pay, I would love equal access to the thermostat. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2096 He told HR he was too cool for the uniform. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2097 He leads the group in holiday sales of hats and scarves but can't sell pants or a shirt to save his life. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2098 He seems friendly, but I find him a little frosty. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2099 Who wears a scarf indoors? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2100 She said she wants a divorce in no uncertain terms. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2101 He just asked me if I would pull his carrot . 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2102 I think corporate has taken the temporary worker program too far this season. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2103 Not only do I have to watch Frozen at home, now I have work with it too? 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2104 He told me he would be back again someday. I told him to melt somewhere else! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2105 Do you think he is the right person to sell our Summer collection? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2106 I don't like the new employee. He gives me the chills. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2107 He wants to know if we have anything in a 58 Portly! 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2108 Is this what you meant by new temps? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2109 He makes lots of sales, despite being frosty. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2110 Global warming. Yeah, right. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2111 Just don't get into a conversation with him as to what qualifies as naked. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2112 I can feel him undressing me with those eyes made out of coal. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2113 The temp help never stay around for long! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2114 He's a temp. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2115 " He wants to know if he can transfer to the frozen food department". 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
2116 That's nothing. You should have seen him on Thanksgiving. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2117 I don't have the heart to tell him that's our summer sale rack. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2118 They had to hire more seasonal temp workers as we're on thin ice 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2119 He’s freezing me out again. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2120 Seasonal employees are the worst. He'll never last until spring. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2121 Gladys...don't look now but that guy isn't wearing any pants. Better call Security before he melts into the crowd. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2122 You wait on him--he's not wearing any pants. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2123 I told you global warming was FAKE NEWS 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2124 Why didn't you hire the guy with the button nose? This one doesn't move. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2125 We've almost used all our "Caution:Wet Floor" signs because of him. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2126 I'm sorry, "scarecrow" is the largest size we carry in store. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2127 His fashion sense is frozen in time. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2128 Don't worry he's here only temporarily. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2129 He was transferred from the pants department where he couldn't make quota. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2130 He may have some style, but he's very cold to the customers. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2131 The hiring freeze won't last long. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2132 They’ll fit him for a few hours in a few hours. 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
2133 Keep your eye on this one, Tammy...apparently, he's got a 'history' with children. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2134 Guess who hasn't RSVP'd yet for the Christmas party. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2135 I don't think the cold shoulder is working. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2136 He has as much luck finding his size as a snowball in Hell. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2137 70.4 cents to his dollar AND I have to teach him how to fold. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2138 Your right, he normally just shops for scarves. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2139 I’m not getting any commissions either, but you have to admit that the bathroom floors have never been cleaner. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2140 He's looking for something in cruise wear that'll downsize. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2141 What do you mean I overreacted? You would have no qualms alerting management if Santa showed up at work without pants. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2142 One of my best friends is a snow person but that top hat is ridiculous. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2143 Then he returns all of it the minute it gets warmer outside! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2144 He always seems a little cool to me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2145 This blows! I can't wait to get promoted to the online team. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2146 Guaranteed, he won't last past March... April at the latest. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2147 Then he grabbed my ass in the stockroom and I felt this chill come over me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2148 He said he would 'just die' if I put the heat on. I told him I had no time for holiday drama. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2149 He's white enough for Abercrombie, but much too fat. Kindly direct him to Old Navy. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2150 I heard he's quitting for a job that's more chill. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2151 I hate it when customers give us that icy stare. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2152 He's just a temp; he'll be gone in the spring. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2153 He says he's a "summer." 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2154 The worst part of working retail during the holidays is losing commission to a seasonal hire. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2155 I keep telling him to try a Big and Tall store. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2156 Since our date, Frosty's been giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2157 I hate these seasonal workers. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2158 Don't look, but I think Frosty just came out of the closet. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2159 It's not always about you. He identifies as a snowman so show him to the Men's Fitting Room. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2160 Don't worry about him ,after awhile he melts right into the woodwork. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2161 Christmas is so stressful; bet that new guy has a meltdown. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2162 I’m getting a real frosty vibe from that new associate... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2163 He doesn't mind if it shrinks. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2164 He knew even less about the fall fashions. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
2165 He looking for a new nose. Do we have a produce department? 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2166 I'll never know why he went into retail. He seems a little frosty to me. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2167 I asked him one year if he ever considered our coats and he went ballistic. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2168 I can't believe his little stick arms can push a rack. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2169 Do I tell him nothing will fit come Spring? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2170 Mark my word, he’ll be gone by March. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2171 A lot of these seasonal hires just don't last very long. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2172 Never mind his frosty stare. He wants me to turn on the AC. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2173 No thanks he returns everything in the spring 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2174 He's moping because I told him he would do better wearing a skirt rather than searching for a pair of pants with no legs. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2175 One of us better help him before he has a meltdown. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2176 They'll hire anyone for a seasonal job this year. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2177 Why does the seasonal help have to be so damn jolly? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2178 Medium shirts, XXL pants. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2179 If he was as much of a ‘jolly, happy, soul’ as we’ve heard, he’d be over here helping us fold these sweaters. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2180 For the last time, stop humming Christmas carols into the headset! 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2181 He tried snowmanspreading me in the supplies closet. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2182 The new guy, it’s like he’s never seen short sleeves. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2183 Confidentially, I'm having a problem warming up to the seasonal help. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2184 I don't see why he gets to wear a hat. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2185 These seasonal employees never seem to be around long. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2186 No, when he melts this year it's YOUR turn to mop up. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2187 Is that the seasonal hire? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2188 If I catch him smoking his pipe in the changing room one more time, he is fired. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2189 I don’t think the new guy will last. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2190 This isn't his only seasonal job. That worries me. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2191 He says he's going to lose some weight. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2192 I tried to help him, but he's a little frosty. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2193 He says he is Parson Brown and has a suit on hold for a wedding. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2194 Another seasonal worker who'll disappear when the weather gets nice. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2195 Not sure about the new guy...he keeps giving customers the cold shoulder. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2196 I do like him but you can’t imagine how cold he is in bed. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2197 I recommended an Extra Large but she says that by Christmas the pounds will just melt away. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2198 I'll will be a cold day in December when I lose my job to that guy. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2199 I wonder how long he's going to last. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2200 Don't worry about him. He's just a temp guy. I promise you he'll be GONE by tomorrow. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2201 Old top hats are still on trend. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2202 Two eyes made of coal and a glare like Matt Lauer. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2203 He’s just seasonal help; he’ll be gone by spring 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2204 With his lack of clothing, I think he's mocking the President. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2205 He thought the traffic cop hollered 'Shop!' 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2206 Yeah, but he disappears when the spring line comes in. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2207 Don't mind him, he is just a seasonal employee 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2208 I had something else in mind when we were told that seasonal help was coming. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2209 He never returns anything 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2210 ‘...and he apparently has a great eye for fashion.’ 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2211 Seasonal workers don't usually last till Spring right? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2212 I said hi, can I help you? and I got a frosty response. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2213 Maybe you can help him, he’s insisting on skinny jeans. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2214 The floor manager says to let him browse until he disappears. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2215 He's being too cold towards the customers. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2216 He was hired as a seasonal employee. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2217 I don’t know why he’s in charge of summer closeouts. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2218 How many times have I said it's too cold in here? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2219 He's trying to max out all his credit cards before he melts away. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2220 I know the guy.If we don't give him a markdown, he'll have a meltdown. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2221 It’s like the seasonal associates have never seen clothes before. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2222 He,s not the man he used to be 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2223 He says he's a size 7; how's that for a snow job. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2224 Like, plaid neck scarves are sooooo last year. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2225 "The new guy is so weird. When his shift ended last night he waved goodbye and said, "don't you cry, I'll be back again some day". 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2226 Yeah, he's always smiling, but there's something distinctly cold about him. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2227 I finally had to tell him there's not a snowball's chance in hell there's anything in his size. Imagine, a waist size zero 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2228 Notice how he takes a smaller size every year? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2229 He drips on the clothes, messes up the displays, and he never buys anything. I hate millenials. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2230 A bit inappropriate? Don’t worry... he’ll be gone by Spring. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2231 He won't last past spring sale. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2232 Tell him we don't have his size, but if he comes back in May, we be able to fit him. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2233 Keep an eye on the new temp and the temp. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2234 THAT MANAGER HAS ONE MORE MELTDOWN, AND I'M OUTTA' HERE. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2235 Trust me - he won't last more than a day in this job. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2236 Yeah, and guess who has to clean up his puddles. ME 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2237 I want a summer wedding, but he wants a winter wedding! 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2238 I think it is just a bit odd that we have naked snowman for an employee in the women's clothes department 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2239 How long do you think the new guy's gonna last? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2240 Is it just me, or is it frosty in here? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2241 I didn't take it literally when they said 'You can get the job when your in town' 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2242 "So then I told him, if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen". 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2243 I don’t expect he’ll last more than an hour 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2244 Ugh, these seasonal workers just get flakier and flakier 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2245 Who's hiring the holiday temps this season? This guy is a total flake! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2246 I'm betting by lunch he's a carrot in a puddle. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2247 Let’s give him a chance. He’ll be gone by Spring, anyway. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2248 I'm getting tired of the seasonal help making lewd remarks about the size of his carrot. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2249 I heard that sales over in Swimwear plummeted when he worked there. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2250 That was no broomstick in his hand. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2251 I don't like his attitude: apparently Frosty is more than just his name. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2252 Thank God he's only temporary. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2253 I'm letting him go. He keeps sneaking outside to cool off. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2254 I don’t get a warm feeling from the new guy. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2255 Boss says he’s just a seasonal employee. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2256 Something tells me the new guy is only here for a season... 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2257 With global warming trends as they are, he's started shopping a few sizes down. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2258 If I whisper something hot in his ear, will he melt or file a sexual grievance? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2259 "I don't know--something about him leaves me cold". 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2260 I don't care if he's the manager, we should get a say in the thermostat. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2261 We'll see how frosty he is when we start spring fashions... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2262 His smile is charming but he has a cold heart. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2263 Hurry, turn down the thermostat. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2264 These seasonal employees are so flaky. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2265 The seasonal employees always disappear right after the holidays. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2266 Does management really have that big of a problem with us working the menswear? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2267 I heard there's a holiday hiring freeze. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2268 The home office must be desperate for seasonal help. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2269 So then I said, "Let’s face it. You may be rich, but you’re still bald and ugly." That's when he got frosty. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2270 Frankly, I'm getting tried of tip-toeing around his snowflake sensitivities. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2271 Global warming. He needs a new outfit. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2272 With all this global warming, he’s the last one left 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2273 in a certain light, wouldn't nuclear war be exciting? 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2274 Rushing to buy something before the big meltdown. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2275 I heard that silk hat he wears is second hand. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2276 I swear to God Brenda, I am NOT mopping when he melts! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2277 Looks like it's another diversity hire. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2278 He asked if we could lower the temperature. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2279 It's harder to find help in the summer. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2280 It's still not fair he takes off the whole summer. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2281 Quick - we need to find something that fits before she melts! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2282 He believes "El Niño" is going to force him to change his dress apparel. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2283 He ants to know why we don't carry sansabelt. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2284 Not this guy again. Last St. Patrick's Day he returned all his XXXL's from Christmas for XS's. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2285 I bet you the seasonal help melts under pressure. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2286 I don't have the heart to tell him in a little while he won't even exist. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2287 He says he wants a medium. Says he is planning on losing a lot of weight by spring. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2288 He's making unwelcome comments of an asexual nature. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2289 I've had enough-- he keeps asking me to get him smaller and smaller sizes 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2290 It's seasonal work. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2291 Seasonal workers don't last past coffee break. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2292 Hi I know it's too late for the Nov 20th 2017 issue but I got the mag a little late: for the carton of a man with knife in back: "It's another "to-do" list, pinned to my back, so I won't forget"...... 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2293 He was giving me the cold shoulder before I got him the scarf 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2294 We have major staff cuts come summertime. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2295 "Watch this guy. He'll come back in two months and claim we sold him the wrong size". 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2296 He won't last past spring. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2297 What was HR thinking? Everywhere this guy goes, he leaves a puddle on the floor. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2298 The new guy is alright, but those beady eyes just creep me out. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2299 He thinks it makes him cool. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2300 He said that he's used to frosty salespeople. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2301 New guy, same carrot. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2302 I realize he is a seasonal employee but shouldn't he have to follow the dress code and wear a black suit like us? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2303 He doesn't want something that will make him TOO warm. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2304 I tried to tell him the Christmas inventory doesn't come in for another three months, he just wont leave! 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2305 I got the frostiest reception from our newest manager. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2306 We're all in a hurry, but that guy has about five minutes. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2307 Great, now they're hiring seasonal help. He won't last. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2308 He wants me to touch his snowballs. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2309 Global warming is just a small part of the winter fashion equation. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2310 They will hire any white guy and I bet this one wont last until spring. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2311 Have you met the new guy? He's a little frosty. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2312 No, he’s year ‘round—-we’re seasonal. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2313 Turn up the heat and we’ll deliver his accessories to the men’s department. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2314 He said insulated material only. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2315 I don't think he'll survive Christmas sales. It's going to be a melt down 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2316 He got transferred over from Seasonals. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2317 I guess he wants you. He gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2318 Oh crap, if this wasn't enough, the magic hat will now cause him to dance around. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2319 I thought this was the snow women’s section 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2320 He only buys NorthFace. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2321 I'm thinking culottes. That or a bucket. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2322 Keep an eye on Frosty over there, and make sure he doesn't drip on the inventory. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2323 No worries - he’ll be gone in a couple of hours. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2324 I'm not sure about these seasonal hires, they never last that long. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2325 He says he'll melt from global warming, so he needs new clothes. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2326 He's not wearing any pants! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2327 Yes, I see him, but the real one has a shiny nose, right?. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2328 Ted gets too into our winter sale's campaign. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2329 Do you think he'll write on the receipt survey that he got a cold reception? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2330 These seasonal hires turn into a puddle when the heat's on. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2331 He comes every year and just stands there until he melts. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2332 The new guy is really cool, but I don't think he'll last. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2333 Once the holiday sales heat up, I'm back to cleaning up his messes. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2334 If we keep giving him a cold shoulder, he may never melt and go away.... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2335 I got that frozen-in-the-headlights stare and a cold response when I asked 'what's up with the hat?' 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2336 Fair warning. If he has a meltdown, I'm not picking up a mop. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2337 He said, "He's not the first public figure who likes to cross dress". 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2338 He always brings everything back at the end of winter! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2339 Call maintenance. We are going to need a clean-up in aisle 3. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2340 The new employee gave me the cold shoulder 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2341 Watch - he'll be back in a couple of weeks claiming that the size is too big. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2342 Those seasonal employees never seem to last after Christmas! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2343 Once it warms up he will fit into those sizes. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2344 I wouldn't put this garbage on a snowman. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2345 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2346 Ever since I got promoted he's been so frosty towards me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2347 I don't care if he is the house dick. He left a puddle in ladies apparel. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2348 Don't worry, he won't make it until Spring. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2349 That's the small rack ... he should fit into it in about a week. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2350 He smokes a corncob pipe on his lunch break. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2351 Large, he 'doesn't plan to lose weight until spring' 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2352 He keeps messing with the thermostat. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2353 I tried talking to him but only get a frosty response. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2354 I kind of like the new guy, however, he just gives me the cold shoulder 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2355 It's not our job to comment on global warming. Just show him the XXL. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2356 He's one of those temporary, seasonal hires. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2357 They said it would have to be a pretty cold day before he ever came back here. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2358 Trust me. That carrot wasn't on his face when he tried to give me a massage. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2359 That new seasonal worker keeps giving me an icy stare. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2360 He wanted seasonal work. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2361 I'll bet the new guy is gone right after Christmas. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2362 The good: He has sales magic this time of year. The bad: I don't care for his frosty personality. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2363 Why are we stuck with the new trainee from Hats and Scarves? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2364 They were hiring anyone with seasonal experience. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2365 He's touching the suede again. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2366 I told you that seasonal worker would be back again some day. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2367 Are you going to tell him or will I? This is our summer collection 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2368 He browses for a while, then melts away. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2369 Can you believe it? I asked Brian out and he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2370 He's only looking a summer slim fits 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2371 But ask him to fold and he just melts away. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2372 Don't worry about your job. He's only here until things warm up a little. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2373 Don't waste your time. He returns everything right after Christmas. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2374 If he sneaks out on any job interviews, we can most likely track him down in the summer. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2375 These seasonal employees never quite get the hang of it 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2376 The seasonal hires this year are a bunch of drips. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2377 Do we have any scarves? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2378 How can he be warm yet cold at the same time? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2379 The new floor manager leaves me cold, but I'm not worried. He'll be totally gone after the winter clearance. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2380 Don't fall for that 'magic in the hat' line, Carol. He uses it on the seasonal employees every year. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2381 He says she's an 'hourglass hybrid' and wants to know if we have any waterproof negligees. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2382 Trust me. He and his chilly demeanor will be gone by spring. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2383 It's okay now, but wait until the weather starts to warm up a bit. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2384 these temps are great when it's slow but let's see when it gets busy if they can stand the heat 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2385 New store policy. We can't turn the heat up. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2386 These seasonal workers always come in with such a frosty attitude. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2387 They hired him after he resigned his post as Christmas icon under allegations of sexual misconduct. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2388 He's a temp handling the seasonal rack! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2389 I suspect the seasonal help won't last long. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2390 He is definitely not interested in beachwear! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2391 He's cool but will he help in the kitchen? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2392 Wearing that scarf...like he's too cold! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2393 I think HR blew it. He won't last past Spring. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2394 I an't believe he is so smug and giving us the cold shoulder. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2395 Is he singing 'Baby, It's Cold Outside?' I'm calling HR." 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2396 He'll be gone soon, he's seasonal help. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2397 He is our seasonal short-timer temp. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2398 The clientele gets super weird around the holidays. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2399 When he left his nose in a water glass on my nightstand, I knew I had to break it off. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2400 He's baaa-ck! This guy comes in every year at this time and NEVER BUYS A THING!!! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2401 If we don't bring him in to help with inventory, he has a meltdown. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2402 He's looking for a reversible jacket so it will keep the cold in. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2403 He’s temporary. Doesn’t have what it takes to be here much past the January thaw. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2404 Don’t be fooled by the smile. He’ll just give you the cold shoulder. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2405 I have heard the new guy they just hired is abominable 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2406 He's always so cold to me. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2407 Yes Mr. Snowman is organized and folds a mean sweater; but he keeps narrating every thing I do. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2408 What do I think of the new guy? Depends. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2409 I know he's only a temp, but does he always have to give us the cold shoulder? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2410 Why does the new guy keep asking if I'm married? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2411 He's seasonal help. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2412 Don't look now but that guy reminds me of a poem by Wallace Stevens. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2413 That's Eric--he's just our seasonal help. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2414 You ask me, seasonal help gets flakier every year. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2415 Call the cops! He's not wearing pants. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2416 He's only temporary, and then he has to hurry on his way. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2417 He was the store's greeter, but they transferred him to our department due to his frosty receptions. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2418 New sales guy. He won't last. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2419 He’s only seasonal help. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2420 At least she'll be gone by spring. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2421 He says the scarf makes him look fat. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2422 He's a great worker. I'm just tired of freezing my ass off. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2423 Thank goodness for seasonal help. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2424 Doesn't the new guy seem a bit frosty to you? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2425 ``Careful. He just asked me if I liked tossing snow balls.'' 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2426 Don’t worry. We were here when he arrived, we’ll be here when he’s gone. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2427 Yeah, but when there's real work to be done, the seasonal help just melt away. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2428 I don’t mind seasonal workers, but I get tired of him singing “Frosty the Snowman” all the time! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2429 It's been three weeks and his folding isn't getting any better. I'm about to turn the heat up. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2430 Personnel was wrong; obviously he belongs in Accessories. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2431 I don't think the new employee will last more than a few months. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2432 He says he started out in Men's Hats. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2433 He keeps staring at me but every time I try to talk to him he gives me the cold shoulder. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2434 Don't worry. He is temporary! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2435 The new guy gets lazy when you take off his hat. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2436 It’s annoying—I get just the right fit—then he melts a little 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2437 He's supposed to be seasonal. What does he know about the spring collection? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2438 It's the only seasonal help we'll get if Trump builds his wall. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2439 The seasonal hire is a bit frosty. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2440 What's wrong with Frosty? He just gave me the cold shoulder 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2441 That new sales clerk is a little frosty. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2442 He may LOOK friendly, but he's actually frosty. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2443 I told him he had to work Sunday and his face just melted. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2444 I tried a carrot with him, but sticks made him work. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2445 Even if it weren't Secret Santa for a three person shift, I think I'd know. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2446 Have you met our new passive-aggressive helper? He gets a little frosty when you talk about his scarf. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2447 .. but he has an 84 inch waist ! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2448 It's not my fault he was dressed by kids. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2449 Ignore him; he'll be gone in a few minutes. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2450 I just think it's weird that he traded in his corncob pipe for a vape. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2451 Get the steamer from the back, he's taking all our commissions. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2452 He might make more sales if he warmed up a bit. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2453 Full employment sucks; on the other hand, I'm sure he won't last more than a day or two. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2454 I think the Snowman has been watching "Transparent" too much. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2455 They're taking this hiring freeze way too literally. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2456 I was snowed under with work this morning. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2457 A jolly, happy soul, or just another guy who can't seem to keep his pants on? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2458 He won’t last. He’ll be a puddle by New Years. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2459 Don't look back, but the guy behind us is melting all over the floor. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2460 Sorry, while me is a snappy dresser, he really gives me the chills. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2461 I think the new sales clerk has been giving the customers the cold shoulder. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2462 He's not wearing pants. Should we alert the vice squad ? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2463 Watch out for the nose! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2464 The new guy keeps asking asking me out for for some ice cream. I am not sure if I should file a complaint with HR. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2465 I want to hire him full-time, but he's only interested in seasonal work. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2466 Ignore him. He comes around very day this time every year. Browses forever then says something about "hurry on his way" and promises to "come back again some day." Next day, same thing. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2467 I heard he picks his nose every day. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2468 This new manager is abominable. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2469 I don't mind the creep staring but he keeps leaving a puddle on the floor. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2470 Since when do seasonal employees get to wear the cool headsets? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2471 He always returns the shirts wet, but at least he doesn't wear the pants. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2472 "I think corporate is really taking this diversity thing too far". 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2473 Super cool seasonal help this year. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2474 And that last customer thought MY hands were a bit chilly... 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2475 For a snowman he’s kinda hot-headed. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2476 He’s the new Merchandise Manager, and he says that we’re not showing enough clothes for well-rounded women, and also that he’s closing the shoe department. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2477 The new guy thinks he's soooo cool. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2478 So sad he thinks he’s sticking around after the holidays. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2479 Yes, he is a bit creepy. The good news is he's seasonal and will be gone by March. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2480 Don't worry, he's just seasonal help. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2481 You know the type - they're nowhere to be found when the boss turns up the heat. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2482 Someone has to tell him that the employee dress codes requires pants. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2483 Oh, I get the festive thing. It's the no-pants thing I don't get. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2484 That new salesman has ice in his veins. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2485 He won't last. Customers don't like him...he's Frosty. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2486 " I heard he's only going to be here for a short time". 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2487 OK... what do we have in our Spring Collection that is a watertight wet suit with rechargeable refrigeration... in blue? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2488 Every time I ask the new guy to mop up a puddle, a new one appears. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2489 He is the new guy... is a little cold with the customers but sells a lot of sweaters 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2490 It didn't get creepy until he asked me for a pair of waterproof pants. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2491 I feel bad for the snowman. After the holiday season layoffs, I'm afraid he's gonna have a meltdown. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2492 Ladies...pardon me. Do you have anything that's stylish and entirely insulated? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2493 He wants the thermostat turned down. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2494 He’s going to fall apart when they tell him he’s only seasonal. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2495 I heard when they placed that old silk hat on his head he began to work at the GAP. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2496 I complain about all the white male privilege hiring and now I'M the snowflake. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2497 He's a seasonal temp. The pants department pushed him off on us this year. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2498 The company's trying to diversify but he is a seasonal employee. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2499 Is it cold in here or is it just me? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2500 Stay away from his Christmas party; He puts mistletoe everywhere. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2501 No! He's gonna melt; all sales are final. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2502 Let's see what a 'jolly, happy soul' he is when he sees our prices... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2503 Are you going to tell him? DEPENDS!!! I'm tired of the puddles. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2504 He keeps on turning down the thermostat, so we either continue working in the cold or take action and turn on the heat and just mop up the puddle.... 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2505 He's still giving me that cold stare. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2506 Seasonal employees can't take the heat. You'll see. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2507 He's got no eye for fashion, but we can't compete with his frosty charm. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2508 These seasonal employees are getting out of hand. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2509 He’s a natural with the customers: always chill, but never gets cold feet. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2510 Ugh! The seasonal help gets flakier every year. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2511 I bet the new guy doesn't last a day. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2512 He's only a seasonal worker. Come Spring, he won't be around. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2513 Is it glacial profiling if we deny him the six month layaway option? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2514 He's hard to fit because his size keeps getting smaller. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2515 This new guy, he looks very familiar to me. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2516 He was hired for the season, but I don’t think he’s going to last. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2517 Management clearly misunderstood the seasonal hiring memo. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2518 I doubt he’ll last til March. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2519 What part of "Seasonal Help" don't you understand. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2520 At first they seem so right, but it never lasts. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2521 He says different sizes fit differently each season. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2522 To be fair, they said they were hiring seasonal workers. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2523 and they have the gall to write me up for being frosty to customers? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2524 Frosty white is the navy blue of the Arctic. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2525 When it comes to customer service he just freezes up. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2526 The seasonal help is always a bunch of ‘no’men 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2527 In today’s climate, he really should be wearing pants. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2528 I realize he's got two eyes made of coal, but he's got this cold stare. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2529 Such is the nature of seasonal help in the era of full employment. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2530 He says he's on the run from a traffic cop. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2531 These seasonal workers are too jolly. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2532 I heard seasonal help was in the forecast. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2533 He keeps mentioning an ‘employee birthday discount’. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2534 At least we know he won't walk off with any merchandise. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2535 Don't let that grin fool - he's really Frosty. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2536 With global warming, he couldn't make it on the outside. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2537 He’s asking about specials on top hats. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2538 The seasonal hire seems a bit cold to me... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2539 If he doesn't buy something soon, I'm turning the thermostat to eighty-five. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2540 He says his size is constantly changing ... so I said take the "one size fits all". 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2541 It's not fair. He gets the holidays off, but we have to work. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2542 Sure she gets a few dollars more per hour , but at least we don't have to stand outside when we're not needed on the floor ... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2543 When I stare into his coal-black eyes, I just melt 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2544 When he bends over, watch out for the nose 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2545 I hope he does better in our Northern branch stores. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2546 He's seasonal help. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2547 Just you wait...he'll mysteriously disappear when the weather warms up 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2548 There just aren't as many jobs for snowmen as there used to be with global warming. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2549 He really pulls off the minimalist look. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2550 Summer weight? Are you serious? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2551 The new guy? I find his attitude a little frosty. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2552 Winter is NOT Coming 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2553 He could laugh and play AND work all day, just the same as you and me. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2554 And he never takes a coffee break. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2555 i am not sure how the Seasonal help is working out. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2556 I guess this means I won't get my vacation next summer 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2557 It's bad enough they start the music in November, but now they have to set the thermostat to 15 degrees? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2558 These seasonal workers always take my hours and melt on my shoes 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2559 Management won't let him sell any hot new fashions. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2560 Because the Amazon warehouse doesn't have A/C. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2561 Frank's nice, but I don't see him lasting to long here. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2562 That rack is not his size but said he'll be slimming down. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2563 She really took "Getting into the Christmas spirit" seriously... 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2564 No, he didn’t pee silly, he’s melting. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2565 He's looking for an ice coat that will take him through the summer. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2566 He says he expects to lose weight very soon. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2567 Though he quit smoking, he still wants something in corn cob pipe yellow. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2568 These seasonal employees are so flaky. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2569 When business heats up he just disappears. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2570 I don't know what to do about the new guy. He keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2571 Oh, he thought he was just too cool to work in Swimwear. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2572 If he doesn't find something watch out for a melt-down! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2573 The new guy is hogging all the commissions. Wanna go turn the thermostat up? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2574 Did you ever find out who left that corncob pipe in the dressing room? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2575 He says after work he wants to lead us down the streets of town. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2576 There's a snowball's chance in hell that I'm going out with seasonal help. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2577 I hate the seasonal help. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2578 Just in the nick of time, they finally let him transfer up from Florida. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2579 Ignore him. He's just a seasonal temp. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2580 I gotta go to HR; Don just asked me to "thumpity, thump, thump" in the store room. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2581 You don’t think HR would consider jacking up the HVAC? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2582 If he weren't so cold, he'd be our best seasonal sales associate ever. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2583 This year's seasonal workers are super cold and unfriendly. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2584 'Very small inseam for sure. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2585 Don't worry, he won't be around for the Spring Sale. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2586 The new guy comes across as a bit cold. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2587 This guy's looking for something that reduces shrinkage! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2588 What size do you recommend to someone who's size will change from day to day? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2589 He started as a window display, now he’s a seasonal worker. Should we be worried about our jobs? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2590 I asked "Need help?" He said "Nah, just chillin." 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2591 We have nothing in his size. Should I tell him he needs to melt a bit? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2592 Sales are a bit frosty so far in this holiday season. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2593 Ever since they hired him, sales have dipped below zero. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2594 Then I want a two hour lunch break so I won't melt. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2595 I appreciate that you're trying to be accommodating, but can't we PLEASE turn the thermostat up just a little bit?! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2596 He said it was too small.I told him it would fit eventually 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2597 Claims he once sold himself to an Eskimo. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2598 Has that creep blinked yet? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2599 I don't think the new guy will be here come spring. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2600 He forgot to wear pants, again. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2601 I love our temp employees, but this is ridiculous. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
2602 I just think he's too frosty for sales. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
2603 Pinocchio can’t find anything that fits 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
2604 Have you seen the new minority hire? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2605 They'll hire anyone for seasonal help. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2606 He wants us to turn the heat down. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2607 That's weird. He's looking at the summer rack. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2608 I hate seasonal employees - go light a fire under his ass. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2609 He seems nice, but sometimes he's a little frosty with customers! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2610 On top of all that, I heard he smokes a pipe. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2611 What I hate are the cold calls... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2612 He doesn't need any help. He's "chill". 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2613 He wants to know what colors blend best with carrots 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2614 I am all for diversity in the workplace, but this guy is so cold. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2615 Oh, him? He's a seasonal employee. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2616 Because of global warming he has to come inside for the air conditioning. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2617 Don't let the smile fool you. He has a frosty personality. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2618 Wait on him quickly before he has a meltdown. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2619 Don't make it obvious...but, the guy over my right shoulder wearing only a scarf and hat is trying to tell me he is Harvey Weinstein. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2620 He is regular during Christmas and he buys the the same scarf every year 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2621 Salesman, not Snowman, you klutz! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2622 The seasonal temp’s giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2623 Let me guess. He's not wearing pants and wants to Netflix and chill. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2624 I just wish he would stop turning the air conditioning up so high. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2625 He says he's tired of wearing white after Labor Day. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2626 Mark my words-these seasonal workers are gonna take our jobs 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2627 Holiday help...he won’t last. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2628 He demands significant size alternations come springtime. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2629 Give it about 20 minutes then call in “ Mop up on aisle 4 “. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2630 He's the new holiday temp. Nice guy, but I'm not sure he'll last the day. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2631 The jolly happy soul says we have to work late on Christmas eve. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2632 But he'll be back again some day. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2633 "I admit we need the extra help at Christmas time, but he's horrible to work with during our Spring Sale". 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2634 “He’s convinced size S is for Snowmen”. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2635 Not such a “jolly happy soul” when he can’t find his size. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2636 Kylie, we're rotating stations. Jeremy is coming in to fold, and I'm going to need you to stand out front and slowly get more lopsided, dirty, and gray until the end of your shift. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2637 Every time I suggest turning down the A/C he calls HR and complains I'm trying to kill him. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2638 He had a melt-down in the lingerie department. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2639 His sales have really snowballed! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2640 If he doesn't have to wear pants, I don't understand why I do. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2641 I don't care how magical he is, I don't want to hear about his snowballs! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2642 Don't let him get to you; I'm pretty sure he's a seasonal hire. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2643 He says he's a medium. Maybe in the summer, but not now. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2644 Talk about a guy who would melt in your arms! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2645 The customer is not always right. I'm not turning down the heat. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2646 Think he'd be interested in the Summer Sale merchandise? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2647 He’s a temp. He won’t be here long. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2648 I know his type, he'll be gone by the spring. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2649 At least he'll only be around for a few more months. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2650 I'm all for equal opportunity but keeping the store at 32 degrees is a little ridiculous 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2651 He says he would like the post holiday sale prices now because he wont be around after Christmas 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2652 He is trying to lose weight and he wants moisture wicking clothes. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2653 Shopping for pants, is he crazy? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2654 He was hired for his frosty demeanor. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2655 Honestly, I would much prefer that you help him pick out something for his trip to Aruba. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2656 I don't like his management style, he really needs to just chill. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2657 How many corncob pipe breaks is this guy going to take? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2658 I recommended wash and wear because he refuses to use a clothes dryer. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2659 Can you believe it? On my last performance review he said I was a little too cold with customers! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2660 I hate working with the seasonal hires. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2661 Just wait till spring and we'll see who's floor manager. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2662 He's here to promote the new winter line. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2663 I don't know how he gets away with exposing himself. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2664 He's just now heard about global warming. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2665 He's such a fair weather friend. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2666 He's requesting off for the holidays. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2667 Always returns. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2668 Hmm...wonder what happy pills he is taking. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2669 Finding pants to match is going to be really tricky. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2670 Well at least he won't be trying to return it in the Spring. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2671 He'll never get it over his nose. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2672 I don't think they're even trying in HR. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2673 Let it go, Elsa. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2674 Try a small -- he's planning on losing a lot of weight. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2675 Yeah, he’s a hard worker, if you don’t count the freezer breaks. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2676 He wants it two sizes smaller. He's planning on losing a lot of weight next Spring. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2677 Make sure you get cash. He never paid for the hat and scarf. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2678 Just ignore him. He will soon disappear. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2679 I'm guessing he's a seasonal worker. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2680 He wants a shirt which wicks away snow melt. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2681 He expecting the weight to just melt away. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2682 He only talks to snowflakes. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2683 I just want to wipe that damn smile off his face. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2684 He's only a temp--he'll be gone by spring. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2685 I asked him to remove his hat. He just stared at me blankly. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2686 The new employee has an icy exterior but it melts away quickly. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2687 I hate the holidays! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2688 Take a guess who's winning the Winter Coat Sales Contest? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2689 The shirt will fit him. Just give it an hour or so. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2690 If he asks me one more time if I'm married I'm going to HR. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2691 'Guarantee ya that he won't last around here through Christmas.' 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2692 If that snowman steals one more commission with his "Hi! Frosty out there! Actually, Frosty in here!" routine I'm gonna bust out the flame thrower. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2693 He seems a little frosty today. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2694 The seasonal help gets a little stranger every year... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2695 I'd like to make a a hundred strawberry snow-cones out of him. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2696 Is it me or is the new sales guy a little cold? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2697 I guess playing "Let it Snow" all day wasn't enough. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2698 Can you believe he doesn't have a credit card? He said he only uses cold, hard cash. I'm waiting for approval from the manager. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2699 He's looking for something that will shrink over time. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2700 You’re lucky he’s not your manager. He’s so cold! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2701 I don't know; he just gives me the chills. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2702 He’s just here to help over the holidays. I doubt he’ll last long. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2703 I guarantee he'll be gone before spring. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2704 He needs a size 40. Ooops, make that a 38. Whoops, looks like a 36. Will you please have someone turn down the heat? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2705 Yeah, we had some laughs. Then he dumped me for some ice queen. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2706 He means well but he's melting all over the clothes. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2707 Somehow the season always sneaks up on me. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2708 At least he won't pinch your butt. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2709 He says he IS security. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2710 He’ll be gone in the Spring just like the last one. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2711 Not liking the new manager. Let’s crank up the heat. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2712 I don't think it's by accident. He keeps touching me inappropriately with his carrot. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2713 He'll be gone before Christmas. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2714 I've noticed that seasonal hires like him just can't stand the heat. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2715 His carrot is literally always hard. What's the HR number? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2716 By the time he tries something on, he's a half size smaller. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2717 I don't see why we have to suffer with such a constant cold temperature in this store, just to satisfy some of the odder customers. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2718 Seasonal workers always mess with the thermostat. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2719 He plays the, 'I'm going to melt at the end of the season,' sympathy card with every customer 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2720 Don't give him anything on layaway. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2721 She told me,“Do it before it’s too late.” 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2722 He actually likes the wage freeze. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2723 I suppose we should count our blessings. Last Christmas, the temp agency sent over the Grinch. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2724 And then, he touched me with his snowball. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2725 He's great at folding and restocking, but he's a little frosty with the customers. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2726 He says he'll pay cash. Cold cash. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2727 I'm considering him for full-time after the holidays. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2728 Honestly, he just gets so frosty over the least little thing. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2729 Even his staring gives me the chills! 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2730 He's a seasonal fill-in from Home & Garden. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2731 He always disappears for our after Christmas sale. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2732 So that's why it's 25 degrees in here. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2733 He's cool but can he sell pants? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2734 I just find him really cold. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2735 He’s good, but can’t work full shifts. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2736 Karen, did we have to take this guy? Customers keep screaming when he moves. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2737 Well, thunpity-thump-thump, look at the new seasonal employee go! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2738 Mr. Drama King there says he’ll DIE if he can’t bring that rack outside. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2739 He can't find pants to fit. Any ideas? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2740 Be careful. He's prone to putting his nose where it doesn't belong. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2741 The new temp seems a bit frosty. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2742 I don’t know why they say retail is melting. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2743 But seriously, I'm the one on the verge of a meltdown here. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2744 I used to enjoy Burl Ives, but giving the seasonal temp a headset forced me to re-evaluate. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2745 He wants warm but not too warm. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2746 I'm getting a frosty look from the fat guy behind me. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2747 HR's genius; he works the holiday and melts before his check is even printed. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2748 He's seasonal, and said he'll be back again someday. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2749 Just because he's a man, why does that mean he doesn't have to fold?! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2750 See, I told you global warming is a hoax. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2751 He’s a little cold at first, but once you get to know him... he’s just so chill. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2752 He assures me that fashion dictates a wider tie. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2753 He wants something casual that shrinks with global warming.' 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2754 Just because it's December, doesn't mean everything has to be holiday-y 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2755 He comes in every year. Never buys anything. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2756 The new guy is just so cold 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2757 Last time I sold him a sweater he disappears 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2758 Get ready for a clean-up in Aisle 4. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2759 He's probably harmless, but watch out if he suggests a roll in the snow. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2760 It’s getting easier to pick out the seasonal help. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2761 You won't see me dripping with enthusiasm at this seasonal job like Frosty over there. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2762 Seasonal labor is killing us. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2763 Is it just me or does the new associate come across as a little frosty? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2764 The new salesman is doing a great job with the merchandise, but I’ve noticed puddles in front of the microwave every time he’s in the break room. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2765 With all the children distracted by iPhones, he says he's had time to take up retail management. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2766 Have you spoken to the new guy? He’s pretty cold. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2767 Seasonal help. Turn up the heat. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2768 The problem with the “temporary seasonal worker program” is that most of these guys just can’t handle the heat. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2769 Don't be fooled by his smile. He's very cold. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2770 Everyone's coming out of the woodwork before we're all shut down by Amazon. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2771 The new seasonal employee has been real cold to customers. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2772 He seems friendly at first, but then he comes off as really frosty. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2773 He's perfect. The customers adore him. I can't wait 'til summer. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2774 I don't know anymore, Jan. But I'd still like to meet a guy made of snow and with a carrot for a nose. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2775 Have you met the new guy? I don't think he will last that long.... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2776 The new guy is cold, frosty even. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2777 The attitude of the seasonal hire is a bit frosty. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2778 He knows his way around winter clothes, I'll give him that. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2779 I can't put my finger on it but there's something about him that just leaves me cold. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2780 They are gonna replace us all, I am telling you. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2781 I don't know about you, but he gives me the chills. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2782 You'd think that management could come up with a less obvious way to covertly observe us doing our jobs during the Christmas season. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2783 Can you believe it! He says he'll fit in size 32 by spring. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2784 He wants to know if we’ve got it in anything other than black and white. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2785 There's no there there. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2786 He wants to know if we stock carrot cozies. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2787 Ah yes, a blank screen. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2788 Wish all our customers were like him, he's such a jolly, happy soul. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2789 The new guy said he was fired by Starbucks for saying "merry Christmas" to everyone. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2790 I bet the new guy won't make it to next season. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2791 Do you find the new guy a bit frosty? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2792 The creepiest part is that he used to work at that snow cone stand down the street. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2793 He wants to try on a pair of skinny jeans. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2794 Well, sure, I'm all about seasonal employees. But I just can't deal with this guy's attitude. He's like, cold. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2795 She says the hat makes her ass look big. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2796 The new guy just gave me a cold stare. Should I tell HR? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2797 The new guy is not friendly. Kind of frosty 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2798 He's got to be the only employee ever to deny the liquid stock options we offered 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2799 It's that snow flake again, crying about, "What no water resistant suits?" 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2800 It's a new fashion line specifically for Plus-size snowpeople. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2801 We need to get a different temp agency. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2802 Ignore him. He’s a white man. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2803 He says he's from Florida. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2804 I can't stand these seasonal employees. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2805 Don't worry, he's holiday staff. He'll be gone by New Years. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2806 He's says he;s looking for a relaxed fit in the newest style. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2807 Don't let him bother you, he's just seasonal. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2808 He has one minute to start helping us fold or I’m taking out the blowdryer. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2809 Pish posh and this seasonal help. I don't care that he's a snowman, but that Burberry is soooo yesterday. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2810 I think the new guy is a little flaky. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2811 Do you think he realizes his position is only seasonal? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2812 Can we get maintenance to bump up the heat? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2813 I wish he would stop humming that song from Frozen! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2814 He's looking for something that will reflect the sun. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2815 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat in the lost and found. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2816 yeah he's a cop, those are short sleeve summer shirts. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2817 Why am I always stuck training the seasonal help? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2818 He sure is jolly and happy for seasonal help. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2819 He's only seasonal. In the summer, he works in a water park. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2820 No one told him he’s just a seasonal employee yet. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2821 Seasonal help is one thing, but this is ridiculous. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2822 He keeps asking if we can turn the thermostat down, 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2823 He's a little creepy Eyes like coal... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2824 Sure he's nicer to the customers, but that's only because he's seasonal. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2825 There's talk of downsizing this Spring. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2826 Maybe we should tell the customer that our summer collection won't be available until April. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2827 Well, if I was a dude in today's sexual harassment environment, I'd be giving all the female employees the cold shoulder too!" 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2828 Spends a ton every winter, summer comes, bupkis. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2829 He comes off pretty cold, don't you think? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2830 He’ll disappear when we really get busy. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2831 The new guy needs help dressing. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2832 What does he know about cruisewear? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2833 That's nice, but do you have anything more seasonal? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2834 I don’t know about the new guy. He seems rather cold and he keeps wishing everyone a happy birthday. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2835 The seasonal help always sticks their noses into where they don't belong. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2836 His stick and carrot approach isn't working. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2837 The snowman keeps giving me the cold sholder! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2838 He's trying to sell out his line before our Fire Sale. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2839 Seasonal help. Turn your back and they melt away. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2840 Something about him gives me chills. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2841 The hat and scarf are fine after Labor Day but the rest of it is blinding. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2842 The new guy thinks he's soooo cool. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2843 Shopping the thins? Must be betting on global warming to help with that waistline. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2844 I can't fire him, he's just been named 'Employee of the Month'. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2845 He's looking for something in a 42, extra frosty. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2846 Why he thinks he can find something to fit off the rack I'll never know... 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2847 He’s pretty good with scarfs and ear muffs, but he doesn’t know much about pants. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2848 Is it just me or is the new guy giving us the cold shoulder? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2849 He is looking for black leather gloves. Something Twiggy might have worn. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2850 The new guy seems kinda cold hearted doesn't he... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2851 Says he is looking for an outfit that will make his rear look smaller. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2852 Can you help me measure his inseam. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2853 I got your note! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2854 Naked snowmen have very little societal influence and blue-tooth doesn't help. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2855 The new hire leaves me cold. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2856 I didn’t think we hired jolly, happy souls. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
2857 If he melt I'll take the scarf 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2858 And, he insists he's a size 10!! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2859 He says he’s looking for something that’s not too warm. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2860 Frosty's card has been declined. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2861 I think our new associate needs additional customer service training. He comes across as rather cold. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2862 We ask him to come in to help sell the winter stock but he's always looking for "Parson Brown" clothes. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2863 WHITE; All-Balled-Up-In-Himself and pointing a Big-Orange-Carrot our way as well. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2864 Are you getting a chilly vibe from our new sales associate? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2865 He’s crazy if he thinks he’ll fit off-the-rack. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2866 The new guy's pretty hot. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2867 He won't be here long. He's just a seasonal hire. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2868 He asked me if I liked his carrot. Should I call the press? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2869 Ugh, he never lets me turn the AC up. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2870 Well, none of that's going to fit him in the spring 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2871 Hope he does not have a melt down. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2872 How come the seasonal guy never works on Sunday? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2873 I'm so sorry about having to ask you to cover the fitting rooms again. I've already asked him twice and he said the spot lights back there would be murder. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2874 He can't fold these. They're "dry clean only." 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2875 ...management's attempt at diversity, but he's a flake. He'll be gone by spring. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2876 He does things differently but who am I to argue with the boss’s nephew? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2877 Between the earpiece and the loud scarf, shoplifters will be on to him in a second. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2878 You'll get used to the Manager; just play along with his weird disguises and your rating will be good. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2879 He can only sell scarfs and his arms are too short to fold anything! Why did they hire him? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2880 He's doing fine now, but he'll be gone by spring. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2881 Since when did we start hiring seasonal characters instead of workers ? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2882 The children were wrong. He can't "laugh and play just the same as you and me." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2883 He makes me uncomfortable. He asked where he could find a snowblower. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2884 They used to show up frequently prior to global warming. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2885 “ Fros Tee “ is a great employee, but I have my suspicions about him being from Tampa. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2886 Yeah, the new guy smiles and all, but he still leaves me a little cold. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2887 His job application says to notify Frosty in case of meltdown. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2888 This is his third time in here this week but he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2889 Three customers have already slipped and fallen because of the new guy you hired! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2890 I may be coming around to your point of view. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2891 Oh, look! It's yet another week where the cartoon is not visible on any kind of browser. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2892 It doesn't seem fair that the seasonal help is exempt from the dress code. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2893 Just once, I'd like to see him buy something for Spring. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2894 I can't wait until January when the seasonal workers finally leave. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2895 He is only working until the spring thaws. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2896 He says it's Siberian Monday. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2897 It really is a frigid corporate environment around here. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2898 He says he'll buy everything on the rack as long as he doesn't have to pay until August. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2899 I am really getting tired of these seasonal employees 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2900 Is an invitation to snowball sexual harassment? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2901 You watch - when the spring collection rolls around, he'll just melt away. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2902 I perfected my "too-cool," frosty reception working my last job at Barney's. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2903 He says if we don't crank up the A/C, we're looking at one sweet lawsuit. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2904 If he adjusts the thermostat one more time, I'm releasing a family of rabbits from the pet store. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2905 His manner is a bit little frosty but customers love him 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2906 He claims our free next day shipping doesn't meet his needs. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2907 I'd be happy too if I could afford a nose job like that. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2908 I know the type: he seems like a jolly, happy soul, but in a couple of months he’ll just melt away. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2909 If we don’t give him an extra 10% off, he will have an epic meltdown. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2910 If sales don't improve with the new guy, we'll have to turn up the heat. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2911 Betcha he'll melt when there are real crowds. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2912 I was okay when the witch and the pilgrim outsold us, but this is just sad. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2913 By the time he gets through the checkout line he'll need it to be two sizes smaller. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2914 Somebody's gotta tell him to stop asking people if they're married. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2915 I'm betting he'll melt under the holiday pressure. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2916 He wants to know if he buy an extra extra large now and exchange it for a small in about 2 weeks ? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2917 Don't worry, he's just a seasonal employee. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2918 Pretty sure it's a carrot.... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2919 And what exactly is it about him that makes you think he is just seasonal help. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2920 Don't count on the seasonal help to stick around for spring inventory week. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2921 The cold stares, the little puddles, It's like this every year with the seasonal workers. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2922 I can see he's seasonal, but I'm worried he'll melt under pressure. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2923 I never thought he'd be such a hothead. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2924 I hate waiting on him because the next sunny day he returns everything claiming all of his girlfriend’s sizes have changed. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2925 Management is happy that snow is also cheaper in China. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2926 All the "hard to fit" customers seem to gravitate to him. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2927 Cold in here? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2928 Literally. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2929 I've got the new hire hanging shirts so he's not shrinking the sweaters. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2930 I’m a little worried about our show. The new guy seems like one to melt under pressure. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2931 It's the gig economy. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2932 Yeah, but he always ends up buying online. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2933 He's looking for something that won't last. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2934 If Frosty followed the news, he'd know he'd better be shopping for pants. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2935 Don’t worry about your job, he’s strictly a seasonal employee. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2936 I bet this new manager has no staying power. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2937 I dunno, don’t you think the new guy’s just a little...chilly? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2938 I told him be aloof but all I'm getting is frosty. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2939 I swear, if he doesn't stop singing "Frosty the Snowman," I'm going to crank the thermostat up another 10 degrees. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2940 I heard the new manager say no one is getting Christmas Eve off; he seems rather cold. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2941 Playing hooky. Says he's too cool for school. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2942 The warm winter will mean a flood of returns. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2943 I try to warm up to him but all I get is a cold shoulder. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2944 You know he doesn't need trousers or a shirt. Just a scarf will do. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2945 Everyone loves him now, but trust me, he won't even last through a single season. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2946 He's our newest seasonal help. I don't think he'll last long. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2947 His hat just happens to fall off whenever I ask him to cashier. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2948 'Have you noticed how cold the new floor manager keeps this place?' 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2949 He takes a bunch of things to try on, says that nothing fits right, then leaves them in a pile in the fitting room, soaking wet! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2950 The new guy is kind of cold, don't you think? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2951 I think he's a company spy. Notice the mike. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2952 He keeps asking for non-lined underwear. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2953 If he's so damn jolly and happy how come he's not working on the window displays? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2954 He takes advantage of our exchange policy every Spring when he drops weight. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2955 If he gets too pushy, just take off his hat. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2956 He can't fold for a damn, but he sure is cool with customers. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2957 I'm afraid the new guy won't be able to handle the heat of the shopping season. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2958 Why does the new guy get to set the thermostat? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2959 He melts, and we have to fill in for him. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2960 I feel like they are giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2961 Dammit he likes it when I give him the cold shoulder. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2962 Can you believe it, he wants something to keep the cold IN! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2963 I'd trade for his stick arms to get out of folding another sweater. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2964 Well, if you only pay minimum wage, you get only seasonal help. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2965 They bring on these seasonal workers and then, after the holidays, they just melt away. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2966 Yeah, my Trump vote didn’t work out so well 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2967 It's his idea of funny to peruse the summer close out sale. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2968 He wants size extra-round. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2969 He'd be a great manager if weren't so frosty 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2970 We're completely out of WET FLOOR signs. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2971 Don't worry about his size. It won't last long anyway. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2972 I know customers can be in denial about their winter weight but those hips are not squeezing into a size 32 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2973 Do you feel a draft? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2974 Does anyone still wear a hat? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2975 I don't know why they hired him. His section is always wet and smells like carrots and pipe tobacco. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2976 He's looking for something "apres ski." 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2977 Don't let him try on any pants. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2978 The seasonal help this year is just so cold to the customers. 1.1667 0.07359 54 49 1 4
2979 Does the new guy seem a bit cold to you? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2980 I'd ask him to stay on, but, he'll be gone by the end of the season. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2981 He needs a matching belt. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2982 He was the top hat salesman in November and the 'Employee of the Month' in December. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2983 The agency said VERY short-term seasonal temp. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2984 So the new guy says he doesn't want to iron, I don't think he's going to last. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2985 I'm giving that seasonal worker the cold shoulder. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2986 I bet he'll be gone by the end of the season. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2987 He says he has a problem with sweat stains. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2988 The song said he’d be back some day, but I didn’t he would be working at the Gap. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2989 No pants, no shoes, no bodily fluids on the floor. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2990 I'm confused. Are we working the call center, too? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2991 He's friendly with the customers and smiles but he still leaves me feeling cold. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2992 It’s April. Why won’t he just go home already? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2993 I'm being stalked by a snowman. He's cool, but every time I get close, he gives me the cold shoulder. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2994 Don we now our gay apparel? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2995 Keep an eye on him: I heard he had a run-in with a traffic cop earlier. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2996 And then he started whistling "baby it´s cold outside." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2997 I keep giving him the cold shoulder, but he doesn’t listen...” 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2998 He keeps giving me the cold shoulder 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2999 He'll never make it through the summer season! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3000 There must have been some magic in that old coat rack he found... 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3001 Who knew that Frosty was trans curious? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3002 Okay, fine, I can be just as cold to the customers as our seasonal help but at least I’m wearing pants. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3003 "Elegant but slimming." What do we have? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3004 All I know is that when I tried on his hat, I began to dance around. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3005 I'm beginning to doubt he's keeping the store so cold to boost sweater sales. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3006 You better serve him. He keeps giving me that frosty look. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3007 Do we have any gloves for stick fingers? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3008 He thinks he's hiding his boner behind the clothes rack. Perv. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3009 It wouldn't bother me, but he always leaves puddles in the floor when he comes in. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3010 Do we carry anything in gender neutral? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3011 He's never even going to see our summer line. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3012 Don't worry, he gives everyone the cold shoulder. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3013 He's a little cold. But hard to find good seasonal employment. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3014 Frumpety frump frump. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3015 Don't get too attached. He's just a seasonal worker. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3016 Do you really think he'd be manager if he weren't a snowMAN? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3017 Have him try something from our global warming section 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3018 Seasonal help. I give him one day tops. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3019 If you want to get rid of him you need to turn up the heat. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3020 This new employee is really bothering me, can you turn the heat up? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3021 You should have seen him try on a pair of pants. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3022 He fears harrassment charges, so needs pants to cover his other carrot. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3023 Easy to predict when a holiday temp hire won't be able to handle the heat of the shopping crowds. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3024 He just hates it when I tell him he's a plus size." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3025 He must be one of the holiday "diversity" hires but I doubt he will last more than a few days. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3026 He's the new guy. He won't last very long. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3027 He browses but never buys. It's time to turn up the heat. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3028 The last one didn't go well. He wants to know if we'll handle the next pants sale. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3029 We're selling dreams, not cruisewear. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3030 He's preparing to transition. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3031 I’m afraid that we’re just going have to adjust to his slow pace. No lighting a fire under him. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3032 Is that the new seasonal employee? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3033 The seasonal help will be gone soon. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3034 Sure he'll be gone come spring, but I still don't understand why he doesn't have to wear pants. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3035 As long as we keep him away from the thermostat... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3036 I'm finding this seasonal cosplay a bit creepy. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3037 I understand we need the extra help for the holidays, but this guy gives me the chills. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3038 Ever since the holiday party, he’s been really cold to me. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3039 The customer is requesting that the airconditioning be turned up 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3040 Someone in HR is way too literal this year. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3041 He’s less jolly than I expected. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3042 I tried to give him the cold shoulder but that just encouraged him. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3043 Let's turn up the heat. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3044 He says he's the new rep for the shrink-to-fit line. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3045 Our new boss "forgot his pants" again! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3046 Wait, Mr. Snowman has been accused of sexual misconduct? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3047 He says he's hoping this will be a permanent job, but I don't think he will last till summer! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3048 They said they were going to promote from within. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3049 I think he's got his eyes on you. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3050 How am I supposed to fit this guy when he keeps melting? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3051 I asked if he needed help, but he just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3052 If you ask him to put some pants on, he just smiles and says "Snow problem!" 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3053 Don't throw shade on him, he's just chillin' 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3054 Nametags and microphones. Whatever next? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3055 Ugh, he will literally do ANYTHING for a commission. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3056 If you say "clean up on aisle 4", I'll slap you. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3057 More like snowJERK. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3058 If his snowballs get anywhere near me, I swear I'm getting out the steamer. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3059 When I worked in appliances, I sold him a refrigerator. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3060 I know he seems cold, but at least he's just a seasonal employee. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3061 Don't worry, he'll be gone by May. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3062 Frosty says he needs to "lighten up" his wardrobe. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3063 If he's Christmas shopping for hot pants, I'm outta here. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3064 Do we offer Snow Day discounts? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3065 Those two eyes made out of coal are creepy. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3066 Apparently, the scarf is not enough. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3067 I think we should let management know about Tim's over-fascination with top hats and scarves at the same time we bring up the leak that seems to be spreading around the store. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3068 Enough with the snow balls jokes. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3069 So much for online applications... 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3070 He's way too jolly this time of year 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3071 He redefines 'seasonal temp'. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3072 He keeps insisting that he needs a summer wardrobe! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3073 He said he couldn’t live without that ridiculous hat. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3074 He wants to know if it is waterproof or just water resistant? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3075 And all of these items are waterproof. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3076 We don't guarantee against meltdown. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3077 I think this is the beginning of a turf war with the new guy. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3078 So I guess we'll be seeing this guy's junk until New Year's. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3079 Sure, if I came to work with no pants, it's be on the news. Not so, for Carl! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3080 I heard Santa Claus refuses to come to town on CyberMonday. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3081 Oh, that’s the new Summer Wear buyer. He’ll never last. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3082 Why do we hire Seasonal Flakes? They are so unreliable. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3083 he wants to know what are the latest winter trends 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3084 Did you remember to turn up the thermostat? 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3085 I don't know...he seems a bit frosty to me. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3086 What do we do when he melts. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3087 Oh, the weather outside is frightful! 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3088 Is it considered sexual harassment if your coworkers don't have any clothes on? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3089 Oh him? He's the new guy who came in from the cold. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3090 How come the seasonal employees always act so helpless? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3091 Who do you thinks gonna have to mop him up come spring? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3092 I know I asked for "seasonal" help but I dont know if this guy can stand the heat of a holiday crowd. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3093 Do you honestly believe he actually intends to stay on after the holidays? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3094 What makes him so cool? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3095 The manager wants more scarfs out front. Always the stupid scarfs! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3096 Seasonal hire. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3097 With sales heating up, I don’t expect some of the seasonal employees to last very long. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3098 The new boss is pretty cold! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3099 If you ask me, these seasonal employees try just a little too hard. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3100 Don't worry; He's just seasonal. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3101 Tophat wearing motherfucker can eat a dick. 1.1633 0.07904 49 45 0 4
3102 I can't possibly find pants that fit him. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3103 He's always here for the pre-Christmas sales. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3104 Yes he's the new guy, but I have a feeling he isn't going to last long. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3105 Shirts haven't been a problem but I'm not looking forward to when he asks about pants. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3106 I hate holiday temp workers. As soon as you ask them for help they have a meltdown. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3107 Better turn the heat down or he'll have a mess of a melt down like he did last time. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3108 These new employees never last; they just seem to melt away. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3109 When he said he’d be back, he didn’t mention as my boss. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3110 Is it just me, or is it cold in here? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3111 What frosts my booty, is he never buys anything. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3112 So I said, 'Frosty, either get these clothes in order or I'm starting our fire sale.' 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3113 Sharon can be so cold sometimes! 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
3114 Helen said he was just a seasonal employee, but how can we be sure? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3115 I don't think he'll fit into those sizes till April! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3116 Typical seasonal worker--he just asked me what pants are for. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3117 Do you have one that's waterproof, in a stretch fabric with big black buttons? It's ok if it shrinks in cold water. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3118 When do we put out the Spring line? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3119 If you think Santa is obnoxious, check out this freak! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3120 I just can’t warm up to the new guy 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3121 No way in hell Frosty's gonna make it in retail. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3122 Our cartoon budget might have been cut too far 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3123 I only got as far as "et tu" and it was all over 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
3124 The new guy's giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
3125 I just don't understand what she spends her split of the tips on. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
3126 Can you help me? He's looking for something to keep him cold. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
3127 He’s good, but he’s a seasonal worker. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
3128 He comes in every year and only shops the winter line. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
3129 Sure, but let's see how well he does during the Spring collection. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
3130 He might have legs by the time he tries them on. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
3131 I wonder who came up with this White Sale promotion. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3132 He really melts my heart every time he comes in. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3133 Who cares? He's melting. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3134 I mean, at least she can accessorize. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3135 I don't like him either but he really appeals to millennials 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3136 Okay, so he knows Christmas sweaters, but I'd like to see him sell cashmere. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3137 I dunno, he seems kind of cold to me. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3138 I thought I saw someone tinkering with the thermostat earlier. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3139 Is it just me, or is it cold in here? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3140 Don't look now, its Roy Moore again 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3141 He claims that he's a morning news anchor, but all I know is that he couldn't wait to show me his carrot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3142 He’s got a good sense of style, but he can be a little bit frosty. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3143 He wants something that will look as good if he loses a few pounds 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3144 Don't waste your time with the new guy, I tried, but he just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3145 Don't worry Sally there is no chance that our new head of department is a sexual predator word has it he is very cold. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3146 Have you ever heard of a 42 round? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3147 No use making friends with the holiday temps. They just melt away. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3148 He answered the ad for seasonal help 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3149 I bet you he'll be gone by June. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3150 Should I tell him or will you? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3151 He wants us to turn off the heat. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3152 This guy is always returning socks. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3153 Tough to shop for...once the holiday season ends he really looses a lot of weight 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3154 He's from Sears...won't be here long. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
3155 Tell Frosty, there are no returns due to a melting physique. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3156 Don’t let his warm demeanor fool you, he’s as cold as ice. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3157 I just don't see him moving up to cruise wear. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3158 I offered to help him but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3159 Yeah, we dated. Froze my butt off! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3160 Who's the new seasonal employee? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3161 Management wants us to project an icy demeanor, but Stan always takes things too far. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3162 He should really wait till summer after he loses the winter weight. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3163 I don't care if he's promoting the winter collection. He's stealing my job AND getting the clothes wet. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3164 I don’t care what they say, working with him is no fairy tale 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3165 I hear he just helps out seasonally 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3166 Notice how he conveniently only shows up during the holiday season? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3167 I've had it, Frosty really overstepped his bounds when he asked me if I've been naughty. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3168 He's looking for the new summer line 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3169 Is it me, or is Steve taking Halloween a little too far this year? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3170 Oh God he's back...whatever you do don't make coal contact. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3171 Unless you want a harassment suit, do not call him snowflake. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3172 Don't worry, he's just seasonal help. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3173 I don't know how she keeps getting employee of the month. She's so cold. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3174 Last year I gave him a fitness watch and it's still in the freezer. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3175 Is all our stuff non shrink? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3176 Why do all the seasonal hires get to go shoeless and short sleeved? 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
3177 He's been surly toward customers ever since I took his pipe away. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3178 Like, he knows a thing about summer fashion. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3179 Have you noticed the new guy is cold as ice and smells like a carrot? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3180 I think management has taken seasonal temp hiring a bit too far this year. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3181 He doesn't know a thing about women's wear. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3182 If he says I'm cold because I'm a woman one more time... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3183 Do we have round-bottom pants? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3184 I have to be honest, while I don't like the dripping after he's done browsing, at least there is someone in the store, thanks to online shopping. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3185 I tried being friendly with the new guy, but he gave me the cold shoulder 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3186 Betty thinks he’s cool, but he sends shivers up and down my spine. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3187 Definitely in climate-change denial. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3188 One more crack like that and I'll march your jolly happy soul down to HR. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3189 I don't think the new employee will make it through the summer. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3190 We had one date but I just couldn't warm up to him. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3191 Bezos is betting Frosty outlasts us. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3192 Normally silk hats are against the dress code, but apparently he has some disability-related exemption. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3193 I feel like the new manager is freezing me out. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3194 That seasonal hire guy knows _nothing_ about fashion. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
3195 He's here every year, but he never buys any summer clothes. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3196 He wants us to turn on the air conditioner. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3197 The seasonal help they send us these days just don't seem to last. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3198 For seasonal help, he's pretty cool, but the top hat is so yesterday. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3199 Yeah he’s cool but I’m always worried he’s gonna have a big meltdown. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3200 Caught him lowering the thermostat again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3201 I told him that if he waited till the summer, he will fit into the small size. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3202 The seasonal hire keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3203 He said his friends tried online shopping, but they melted before their clothes arrived. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3204 That naked guy with the funny nose gives me the shivers. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3205 He says he's looking for a men's XXL, XL, L, M, S, and XS. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3206 Yes, he's nice, but somewhat cold. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3207 He's asking if we have anything in an XXXLXXXS. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3208 OK, he's cute, but all he can sell is sweaters 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3209 He said his wife may trim back down to petite sizes. She's scheduled visits to the tanning booth. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3210 People it’s okay to wear white after Labor Day. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3211 HR says he is not really a snow MAN, so the only risk is that he melts a little on you. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3212 Do you think there is something odd about the new employee? He keeps asking to go outside for a break every 15 minutes. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3213 He folds clothes pretty well for seasonal help 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3214 Don't worry...with climate change the seasonal help is usually gone by noon. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3215 The new floor walker is as cold as ice! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3216 Hey Snowman, go back and put your pants on. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3217 We’ll see how Mr. Magic Hat does when things heat up closer to Christmas. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3218 He insists on keeping the thermostat at 0 degrees Celsius. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3219 Chill, honey. He's just a seasonal temp. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3220 I wonder how long this new seasonal worker is going to last. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3221 I’d be surprised if the new temp makes it through the afternoon. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3222 The snowman should be looking for pants, not shirts. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3223 Oh....He's the new manager for "one size fits all" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3224 Sure he's sweet, but trust me these seasonal guys never work out. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3225 Linda, watch out for the new guy, he’s been staring me down with these stone cold eyes. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3226 He’s got the seasonal in “Seasonal Employee” down cold. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3227 He said he’s looking for smaller sizes, because the pounds supposedly just melt off him every spring 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3228 It seems like these seasonal hires are here one day, gone the next. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3229 He keeps getting coal dust on the new winter supply. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3230 He's looking for something to keep the cold in 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3231 I feel cold. He's looking at me, isn't he? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3232 I’ll bet you a triple pump extra hot no fat upside down pumpkin spice bourbon his account’s still frozen. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3233 They promised me he'd only be a seasonal employee. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3234 He wants our "no payments for 6 months deal" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3235 The new temp is all very jolly and happy, but the constant thumpety-thumping is driving me nuts! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3236 Now that Trump has won the war on Christmas, this place will do anything to hire whites. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3237 He says he is looking for something to wear to a Frosty reception. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3238 Now we’re hiring winter interns 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3239 You distract him while I turn up the thermostat. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3240 He may be happy and jolly but watch out for his cold hands. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3241 He's a very jolly soul, but he can't fold for shit. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3242 He’s really been moving those silk hats though. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3243 Customers always love his recommendations for top hat and scarf ensembles. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3244 He's a hard worker but a bit of a snowflake 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3245 He seems very interested in the bargains in our summer wear! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3246 Sure it’s cold in here, but the climate models still show that the average global surface temperature is expected to rise further. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3247 I just want to melt his heart, not the whole him. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3248 Fire sale starts tomorrow. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3249 He keeps blocking the aisles. Can we turn the heating up? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3250 I agree. The hat does make him look thinner. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3251 One more "Look at Frosty Go" and I'm turning up the heat. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3252 Something about him gives me the chills. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3253 That new employee gives me the chills every time he comes around. I hate him! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3254 "He says he can't find anything in his size ". 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3255 Sheesh! He's getting here earlier and earlier each year. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3256 I get a chill every time that creep with the charcoal eyes comes around 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3257 I'm just afraid that he is going to leave a puddle. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3258 The new seasonal workers won’t be here forever. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3259 He only knows scarves. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3260 And it's not even the first time! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3261 Well, Enid, here's that 'White Christmas' you've been dreaming about. Are you happy now? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3262 I just got your lawyer's demands. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3263 This cartoon is so subtle it's not even visible. Or my eyes might be going bad. What about the lights. Did anyone turn on the lights? 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
3264 After we describe the null field... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3265 We went on one date, but now he just gives me the chills 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3266 Do we have anything in that size? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3267 He's been doing this since Greenland melted. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3268 The new associate's a bit frosty, but his sales numbers are good, so... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3269 He want's to exchange the muffler for a window air-conditioner 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3270 He says he's going to go bottomless but not topless. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3271 I asked him if it was a gift or for himself! He was kind of cold and wouldn't say! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3272 I hate seasonal hires too, but I don't think freezing him out is working. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3273 Why doesn't he have to follow the dress code? It shouldn't matter that he's a seasonal employee. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3274 If he turns down that thermostat one more time, I'm going to stick a jalapeno up his part-time backside... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3275 I always thought she might knife me in the back but not with divorce papers! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3276 He’s a good worker. A little bit cold, though. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3277 And they said I had a frosty disposition! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3278 He's cute, but the racks are always wet. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3279 It's not even October and the temp agency sends this guy... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3280 He's just seasonal help. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3281 He's looking for something that says "Jolly Happy Soul". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3282 That creep asked me if I want to melt him. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
3283 "They're all Slim-Fit. Do we have Fat-Fit"? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3284 Hat and scarf. He buys the same thing every year. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3285 May I suggest bringing out three sizes from our Halloween pumpkin line? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3286 It has been such a warm winter he needed a part time job to pay for refrigeration. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3287 He's looking for something that accentuates the coal in his eyes. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3288 At least with this holiday hire we don't have to worry they'll make him permanent. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3289 He wants an electric blanket. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
3290 Bernie, I know it's you from Drama Club. Turkey, snowman...Santa...just melt off! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3291 I'd like to know who had the idea to have a sidewalk sale in the middle of winter! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3292 Tell me again how he will sell all these women’s sweaters when the store opens. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3293 Every year. Three hundred bucks to the counter, and then cold feet. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3294 It seems to be getting colder in here 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3295 That new guy gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3296 Ugh, the holiday season really makes him come alive. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3297 He wants a sweater that is attractive but not warm ! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3298 I know the hat's not company policy, but if you take it off, he just freezes. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3299 I don't know why she bothers. She'll only have to get it taken in tomorrow. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3300 He says he's an extra large but he will be a size 0 by Summer 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3301 He's not so smooth. I heard he was caught picking his nose at the supermarket yesterday. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3302 What do you mean, his butt's too big? That's just the way he's built. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3303 Insists a size six will fit. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3304 He never says anything, he just gives me the cold shoulder. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3305 He says he'll perform better in Swimwear. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3306 He is a bad credit. Only take cold cash. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3307 I don't care if he is Employee of the Month. He's been giving me the cold shoulder all week. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3308 Something tells me he’s only going to be temporary. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3309 This seasonal help won't last forever. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3310 It would be bad enough if robots were taking over our jobs, but this? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3311 The new guy keeps melting all over the merchandise. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3312 I've tried to talk to him but he's very cold. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3313 This is going to sound racist, but... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3314 He’s asking for a large before he has a meltdown. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3315 'He's just a pop-up vendor. He'll be gone soon!' 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3316 I'm just about at the tipping point with that guy. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3317 He's fine. I'm just tired of freezing my buns off. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3318 I can't stand these seasonal workers. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3319 I'm still warming up to the idea of diversity on the workplace. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3320 I am really getting sick of it being so Frosty in this place. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3321 She had wet spots all over her so, yeah, I think it's a credible allegation. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3322 He wants to know what's hot. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3323 I hate when the holiday help vanishes and leaves us the clean up the mess. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3324 He always buys on layaway in winter, but his interest melts away by spring 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3325 I understand nondiscriminatory hiring requirements, but someone's gonna slip. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3326 Told you they're trying to replace us with jollier, happier souls. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
3327 Get a load of the beady-eyed weirdo standing behind us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3328 Okay, as temps go. But mention the carrot and he calls HR. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3329 Does it feel cold in here to you? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
3330 He keeps trying to spread holiday cheer. Doesn't he know I'm Catholic? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
3331 Hum... They're wrong, not everyone waits until end of season sales. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3332 He’s looking for materials that shrink. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3333 Every time I try to talk to the new guy, he gives me the cold shoulder. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3334 So, like, after they turned on the heat he told me he's going to have to quit soon, and like, I was really bummed, so then he said, "don't cry, I'll be back again one day." 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3335 Is it just me, or does that guy look like Frosty? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3336 He's looking for something to match his scarf, with a cold front. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3337 How do I tell him those beach shirts are not for him? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3338 I guess the days of warm and fuzzy management are over in retail 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3339 The holiday help is exhausting. I get it, it's cold in here. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3340 This doesn't look good, Louise. He's looking for a Hawaii shirt and shorts in December. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3341 The seasonal workers leave when the Spring line arrives. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3342 I'd report him but I'm afraid of coal in my stocking. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
3343 But he likes it when I give him the cold shoulder. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3344 Who is the new guy? That's Frosty; he's only seasonal help. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3345 I don't know why, but he's always been a little frosty toward me. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3346 At least his frosty attitude will melt with the spring collection. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3347 The holiday help is always so flaky. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3348 Have you noticed our new seasonal employee is kind of frosty? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3349 I heard that he's giving his customers the cold shoulder. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3350 All that dripping. . .It's his third headset. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3351 He's surprising the wife and kids with a holiday trip to Florida. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3352 Seasonal employees can be so cold at times. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3353 " He doesn't want anything too warm". 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3354 Sure he's happy -- they're freezing bonuses this year. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3355 Quick! Get him to try it on before he melts. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3356 Don’t worry about your ex. He’ll be gone by spring. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3357 Frosty tried to show his snowballs ! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3358 I'll eat my hat if this latest hire lasts more than a day on the job. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3359 That customer certainly gave me a “frosty” reception! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3360 That new sales associate gives me the chills. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3361 I keep trying to make friends with the new guy, but he always gives me the cold shoulder. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3362 Maybe I need to look closer -- but sometimes it feels like the Holidays are one giant marketing campaign. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3363 He called me a snowflake because I criticized the President. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3364 Uhg, why is he here? It's only April! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3365 I appreciate the extra hands, but I feel like this transfer from the North Pole keeps giving me the cold shoulder 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3366 I can't wait for spring. Captain Nose-it-all will be long gone by then. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3367 Ever since global warming, they have been taking all our jobs 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3368 It's easy for him to live on ten bucks an hour: he does not have to pay rent! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3369 The new guy in men's wear has been so cold towards me. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3370 Keep your eye on the big flake! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3371 I'm working in mohair! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3372 I bet the new guy won't make it past Christmas 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3373 Do you really think he can keep his pants on? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3374 I don't know why you keep hiring all these itenerant workers... I'm sure he'll be gone by March! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3375 Don't worry about the new hire, he looks like he won't last long here 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3376 Maybe she's right, top hats are in this year. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3377 Better file that harassment suit before spring. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3378 He's a real Snow Wear man! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3379 He claims just standing on a front lawn won't pay for his nose. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3380 There's no way those clothes will fit him by spring. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3381 It lacks a human element. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3382 Well, I don't think Winter Wednesday has a snowball's chance.... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3383 He just gives me the cold shoulder everytime I talk to him, and I'm tired of it. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3384 He wants to know if they're pre-washed. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3385 Just once I'd like to look at Frosty fold. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3386 Sorry, your new guy is so not cool. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3387 I tried to tell him his waistline puts him in the Big and Tall store! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3388 He totally chose the wrong field. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3389 I don’t get too friendly with the seasonal hires. They’re gone forever before the Spring collection. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3390 Well, I'm freezing. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3391 I hate these seasonal hires. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3392 If he asks for a "pant" one more time, I'm going to split his lower ball down the middle! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3393 I like the new employee. He's very chill. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3394 He's my mother's friend's cousin; nepotism, in hiring, yes; 1982's scarf museum called: I have to get him to return it. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3395 I don't think he is going to last long in this job. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3396 The new guy just flashed me! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3397 He never leaves that rack 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3398 I don't like the new boss. He's as cold as ice. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3399 I don't have the heart to tell him is carrot is so last season. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3400 They only want to know if the carrot is actually vegan! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3401 The new employee gives me the chills 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3402 His folding technique blows. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3403 I keep getting frosty stares. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
3404 I know he's our manager and could fire me but I think I'm going to tell him to put on some pants. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3405 Don’t be fooled by that big, fake smile. He is the coldest co-worker on this floor. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3406 You wait on Frosty. Will it be the Big Bird next?! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3407 Biggest flake I’ve ever met. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3408 I think it’s a snow job, but he said that he just wants the buttons. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3409 He says he wants something that will keep him cold. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3410 Nice guy, but he's kinda cold. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3411 He wants cruise wear, extra large, and we're all out. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
3412 I got him to stop smoking that corn cob pipe, but he’s being totally unreasonable about taking off the hat. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3413 I'm guessing he's the new temp. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3414 Seasonal employees are the worst at describing proper fit. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3415 It's Uber's self-erasing seasonal worker. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3416 She’s actually complaining that she can’t keep the weight from melting away. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3417 That seasonal help keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3418 The new guy’s got a very cold look about him. Gives me the shivers. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3419 He says he'll only touch clothes that don't wick moisture away from the body. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3420 After a day in the store, he lost a ton of weight. I asked but he doesn't want to tell me his secret. Jerk! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3421 Wait a few minutes and then send him the children's department. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3422 I’m sick and tired of Stan telling me to chill out. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3423 Aren't warm cloths counterintuitive? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3424 Yeah, ever since his run for Senate began he started coming by in disguise... 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3425 The new salesperson keeps giving me icy glares. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3426 Is it just me, or are these seasonal workers Frosty? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3427 Don’t you think he’s taking this snowflake thing a bit far? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3428 When robots take over our jobs, what do you suppose they’ll look like? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3429 If he's still employed in March, he's lucky. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3430 He wants to put some smaller size clothes on lay away after he melts some weight off. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3431 HR told me he is allowed to not wear clothes in the workplace for religious reasons. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3432 Don't bother talking to him, he is such a snowflake. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3433 Seasonal sales helpers just can't stand the heat. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3434 They say the tax bill will increase employment as early as the first snowfall. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3435 I will need an extra small in 20 minutes. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3436 I try to be nice, but he just gives me the cold shoulder. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
3437 I knew we were right to break out the winter sweaters today... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
3438 I thought "When they placed it on his head he began to dance around," not replace Merv in Mens' Accessories. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3439 He’s hoping to lose a little weight by spring. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3440 He claims to have had something called a 'made for Television Special ' like a half-century ago. Whatever, just let me know when you have a series on Netflix. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3441 I don't care. He has to wait 90 days to get the associate's discount too. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3442 Now I know how Hillary Clinton fest during that presidential debate. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3443 He's a snow Man for God's sake. He doesn't need to shop in the women's department. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3444 I told HR we needed a warm body and this is what we got... 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3445 thank God for migrant holiday help - put them by the outside door and they never complain 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3446 Do we carry a size 'bulky' for his girlfriend? She'll be built tomorrow. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3447 The new guy is pretty quiet, but he seems like a jolly happy soul. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3448 Geez, Louise, snowmen are so fucking rude. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3449 He's looking for a something with a carrot motif. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3450 I like it when they bring on the seasonal staff. Frosty over there is a chill dude. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3451 Thank God he's seasonal. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3452 By April, he will be able to buy off the rack. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3453 Why is it every time we’re short staffed they send in Bob? Last week the holiday crowds were so rough he melted under pressure. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3454 He's just a seasonal hire, but he's such a jolly, happy soul that the customers love him. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3455 If I were him I would have used my employee discount and brought some actual clothes. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3456 He wants to know which color palate will best complement a very pale complexion. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3457 Why did management hire him? He won't last, you know. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3458 Training the new seasonal employees is impossible. Its like they were rolled yesterday! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3459 Isn’t the new holiday help just a little overdressed?” “He’s vying for our jobs. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3460 Extra large, but able to shrink. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3461 If he tells me about the ‘magic’ in his old satin hat again, I’m going straight to the media. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3462 He goes outside every hour and smokes a pipe! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3463 Don't hate me, but despite all this crass consumerism, I still find this holiday season magical. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3464 I guess there actually was some magic in that old silk hat. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3465 He tries to return everything in the spring for a smaller size. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3466 He keeps telling me I'm hot when I'm cold. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3467 I'm down with our seasonal help, but if Mr. Jolly over there says one more time that he just loves trimming the clothing tree, I swear... 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3468 Seasonal help never lasts. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3469 He gets "Chill" breaks that last for hours. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3470 Turn the heating on and we'll soon have his size. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3471 I told him to skip the pants section. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3472 Don’t let him try on any underwear. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3473 Snowy and his brother Drifty are the best winter salespeople we ever had. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3474 He's OK. But I am getting tired of his frosty demeanor. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3475 he's such an optimist. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3476 I might ask him out, but I fear I'll get the cold shoulder. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3477 Hey Marge, if you turn up the heat, I'll get him a shirt that fits. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3478 Mr. Snowman there wants to buy a coat. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3479 He gave HR a snow job about 'looking the part' to boost holiday sales. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3480 Just ignore him! He’s here every year looking for something to keep him cold. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3481 I still think customers want the clothes organized by size and not their thermal rating, but he's the boss. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3482 Well, at least the new stock guy’s only a seasonal. He’s scheduled to melt after inventory and then we can turn the heat back on, thank god! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3483 You’re right, Cindy, they’re unattractive and out of style: but they”ll be given as gifts. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3484 - Ugh, “holiday helper” , but can he gift wrap? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3485 He says he is only into scarves and hats. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3486 The problem is that just when we need him most, Clearence Sales, he melts away 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3487 But the children say he can laugh and play, just the same as you and me, so why not play dress up? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3488 I asked his inseam, and he asked me out for pie. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3489 Seasonal help! Let's see how long this one lasts. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3490 The new guy means well but customers find his cold demeanor off-putting. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3491 At least we don't have to worry about him lasting into the spring season 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3492 It's way too early for such a jolly happy soul. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3493 Does management really think keeping this store so cold will attract customers? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3494 The rack behind me is just in case a few pounds melt away. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3495 Oh he's just temporary.He'll be gone by this spring. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3496 He wants us to turn down the temperature. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3497 Her Seasonal Affective Disorder is really bad this year. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3498 Yeah, he thinks he's so cool, but I've had worse managers. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3499 He seems nice enough, but we don’t even sell clothes for old, fat, white guys. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3500 I turned the heating up. We won’t have to deal with him much longer! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3501 He says he's in charge of accessories. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3502 And then I told him his hat makes his nose look big, but it's like he didn't carrot all. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3503 Holiday Temps come and they go. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3504 Trans climate, trans whatever..., here it's just sales. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3505 I asked him if he was looking for something to go with his scarf and he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3506 I sure am glad these seasonal employees don't last long. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3507 He's the new temp. I can already see that he'll be underwater by noon. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3508 He wants the same clothes in three different sizes. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3509 He's seasonal employee -- he won't be here very long. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3510 He is our company's diversity program new hire. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3511 ...and, ever since he started processing payroll, my bank account ends up frozen twice a month. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3512 I have called security. They know him! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3513 He’s a jolly happy soul to work with alright, but he’s kind of cold with the customers. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3514 Frosty my ass; if he keeps singing “He’s Mr. Heat Miser” every time I walk by he’ll be the next front page firing. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
3515 He may be a good salesperson, but he refuses to work during the holidays. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3516 Shouldn't seasonal temps get complimentary pants? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3517 There’s something about his personality... he’s just so cold. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3518 He heard me dissing Trump in the break room, then he called me 'snowflake'. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3519 There's something about that guy that gives me the chills. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3520 That's the aspirational rack. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3521 Given today’s climate, I’m a little worried about that nose. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3522 He plans to be slimmer come spring. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3523 Tell him to stop putting the small scarves with the medium shirts with the large pants. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3524 He'd like to see what's still available from the winter collection. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3525 He asked for a transfer. Santa's sweatshop almost killed him. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3526 Turn up the heat. We have a shoplifter. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3527 Can we ditch him? He's sniveling carrot juice all over the cashmeres. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3528 There are larger sizes upon request. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3529 I hear the Secret Service are looking for new disguises. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3530 No pockets means no cash means no sale - turn up the heat 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3531 If he's such a jolly-old-soul, why are we working overtime? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3532 He's the worst with his corncob pipe breaks every 15 minutes! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3533 I don’t know how those two work on Black Friday. I’m going to have a meltdown 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3534 He wants to know if we have anything waterproof..... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3535 He's a nice guy, but every shirt he tries on has to be dried after. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3536 I wouldn't call her shy, she is glacial! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3537 He sure can sing, but he falls apart on the dance floor. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3538 Sure, he's a great worker, but I'm sick of fighting over the thermostat. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3539 Snow White privilege is really something we need to change. Yang would be a much better manager than that pile of snow. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3540 You would think a seasonal hire wouldn't be so cold. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3541 Well, it DOES make her look fat. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3542 Ugh. I just can’t believe he wears that top hat to work. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3543 Do we really want a sales clerk who has no ears? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3544 I think he's more puddle than predator. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3545 Sure he outsells me, but does he have to be so jolly about it? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3546 The new guy sure does have sticky hands. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3547 We recruited her from a yard sale. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3548 He said 'Catch me if you can.' I wish he was a little more frosty. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3549 Can’t he tell those are so last season? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3550 He showed up. Usually, he's super flaky. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3551 I tried to tell him that a 3-X won't fit a 3-0. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3552 I don't like the way he looks at me. May I turn up the thermostat? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3553 Okay, okay, I'll turn up the heat. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3554 I think I need a good icebreaker 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3555 The customers say he's jolly and happy, but to me he just comes across as frosty. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3556 He's bound to have a meltdown. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3557 He spends half of the day posing for selfies. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3558 Sales clerk is a rough gig. We'll see how long new boy back there can take the heat. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3559 He wants something to keep him cold 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3560 I'm happy to have the holiday help - but he keeps buying all the outsize clothing for himself. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3561 Do we have anything more jolly? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3562 He thinks the bottomless look will catch on. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3563 Sure he's not my type, but he's rather taken a fancy to you. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3564 He got the promotion because he's a man. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3565 Excuse me - could you direct us to hats, scarves and produce? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3566 Santa gets fired for sexual assault, and they replace him with this guy parading around in nothing but a scarf? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3567 Any of you b*tches get laid last night? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3568 He's only buys Frozen-themed merchandise. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3569 He has really got great spirit for a Temp. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3570 The earth has to be close to freezing completely when a snowman needs a coat. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3571 Come spring, you two will still be here. I’ll be out watering lawns. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3572 Isn't his style a little dated for H&M? I like the scarf, but that hat looks like something out of a Burl Ives song. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3573 He wants to know if we have any of the snowpants left? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3574 Seasonal hiring is so chill this year. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3575 He says, "Do you have any styles that'll stay cool all summer long." 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3576 He takes that hat-makes-the-man cliche to a whole new level. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3577 Thanks to global warming, he’s finally achieved that beach body. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3578 His nose may be organic, but his eyes are staring with nonrenewable fossil fuel. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3579 I guess Santa's fashion adviser is going for a complete rethink 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3580 They don't shop online. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3581 I think the hats and scarves section is a better fit than sweaters! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3582 Frosty's clothes keep everyone toasty. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3583 I can remember when we didn't get the bargain hunters until after Thanksgiving. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3584 The scarf covers nothing. I demand he put on some pants. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3585 He’s part-time seasonal 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3586 He says getting the right fit is challenging. This is his winter weight and every spring he trims down to nothing. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3587 It’s freezing in here. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3588 You get his attention and I'll grab his magic hat. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3589 I asked if he needed help, but he gave me the cold shoulder 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3590 It keeps reminding me that it's White Wednesday. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3591 Do we still have those heated throws? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3592 I think that snowman is stalking us. I'm going to turn the heat up. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3593 ... and yesterday he dropped a sweater on the floor and just, like, left it there. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3594 Don't let this guy snow you. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3595 I swear he's talking to us...Must be that old silk hat he wears 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3596 Listen! I think I heard a bark! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3597 I'm not sure, Doc. I misplaced my "honey do" list and felt a sharp pain in my back while looking for it. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3598 Like I said - all the wold loves plaid. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3599 We call him the, “lawn man”. That’s the only place we ever see him. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3600 Maybe we should turn the air-conditioning off 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3601 He's new to the job so we better give him some time to chill out. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3602 What's the PC way to suggest that he shop in Big &Tall? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3603 A size eight today but a double-zero by the weekend. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3604 And they always try to return them before spring 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3605 ...What?!? If it wasn’t for this administration, he wouldn’t even be able to SEE the words Climate Change. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3606 That jerk asked if he could melt a little bit in front of me. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3607 After suffering a classic case of holiday fatigue, Frosty made a bold career move to the Gap... 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3608 After the cold shoulder, I said, “Suit yourself.” 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3609 It was a really cold night to be standing in line! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3610 Yeah. Well don't lick the hangers or you will get stuck. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3611 And then he asked to see the ball gowns! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3612 Give me a hand before he melts.. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3613 Not to discriminate, but I'm frustrated with how cold we have to keep it in here now. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3614 It's Matt Lauer thinly disguised, again, Savannah. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3615 Maybe you should try wearing the hat. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3616 He told me he's been chosen to appear in a dance contest. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3617 He’s looking for something flattering to his figure. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3618 Overtime, overtime! He has such a cold heart. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3619 Don't bother with that one. He'll just disappear after he's had his fun with you. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3620 He's the new window dresser from the Buffalo store; they call him "Frosty" but he's actually pretty nice. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3621 He’s a temp for the winter sale. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3622 All he keeps saying is, 'Are you married? Are you married?' Worse than my mother!! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3623 He wants a pair of pants, but he won't give me his inseam. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3624 Don't worry, he's just a temp. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3625 Don’t worry, the temps all disappear after the Christmas rush. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3626 He doesn't need any help. He's "chill". 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3627 Why on ear has would he be buying summer clothes. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3628 ...like, stop trying so hard 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3629 Well, after Black Friday, are we ready for the Christmas sales ladies??? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3630 I just got sexually harassed by Mr. Frost. He said "I don't have anything on under this scarf!" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3631 I wish I could be more open-minded, but I think he has a rather chilling effect on both me and our customers. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3632 The thermostat broke a week ago; he won’t last here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3633 If he pokes me one more time... 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3634 I don't care how great he is for sales. If he lays his cold branches on me again I'm going public! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3635 He wants to see matching pants. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3636 Seasonal workers freak me out. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3637 Every time it gets a little busy around here, the new guy just melts. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3638 A jolly happy soul? It's the carrot you gotta watch. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3639 So I told corporate to take the stick out their ass and shove it up their nose... 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3640 It's that time of year. Their arms and legs should start falling off soon. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3641 I don't know why we hire seasonal help that can't even fit into our clothes. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3642 I wouldn't worry about that new sales clerk taking your job; he's just a seasonal worker. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3643 He's a snob who thinks style and fashion are the same thing. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3644 How come Frosty gets to sell the ugly Christmas sweaters? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3645 You just know he'll be back on Christmas Day. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3646 He comes but once a year. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3647 With Frosty the Snowman gathering data, too, sure skews our gender base. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3648 Oh, hi Ceasar. No, Brutus isn't here, but he left a message for you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3649 This isn't funny, you know. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3650 You think that scarf will make my hips look that big too? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3651 Yea, he's a very organized employee, but everywhere he goes he leaves wet spots on the carpets. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3652 Dress code is Button Nose. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3653 He says he has gained weight and needs a larger size. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3654 You know how it is with seasonal help. They're here for a few weeks, and then they melt away. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3655 Don't you hate seasonal staff? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3656 Customers are complaining the garments are moist 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3657 This takes seasonal help to a whole new level. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
3658 I see HR's loosened up on the trans-species hiring. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3659 What should I do? He's asking about the spring line. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3660 He just gave me the coldest shoulder! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3661 It's to enhance his image of looking cool. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3662 Did you just call me, hot? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3663 He gets a freezer break every thirty minutes. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3664 It's freezing in here since he was hired. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3665 I know he identifies as human, but can we at least keep him away from the sweaters? Those are cashmere for god's sake. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3666 Do they get marked down if they get wet ? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3667 He’s a good worker until sales heat up. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3668 He was hoping to find an Untuckit. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3669 He wants to know if we carry myrrh. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3670 He says he's shopping for his girlfriend, but more to the point, how did he get in here? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3671 I understand they're hiring some seasonal employees to help out this time of year. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3672 Yeah, I am happy too that the new guy isn't a grabber, but he is kind of cold. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3673 Some customers are so cold. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3674 Ugh, his sales are killing us with that signature line, "Oh, you should definitely get the smaller size. That holiday weight is just going to melt right off". 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3675 We get it, you're a seasonal employee. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3676 I'm not sure we have anything that complements her shape. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3677 Hey, what's this carrot doing in this shirt? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3678 He's a great worker but a little cold with the customers. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3679 Did you meet our new Winter Intern? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3680 Maybe you should offer to show him the winter selections... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3681 The new salesperson seems a little cold. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3682 I don't have the heart to tell him that I don't recommend springware. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3683 He says he has no sweat glands, but needs sportswear that will absorb melting. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3684 He'll melt and then we can split the carrot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3685 So things got a little crazy at the holiday party last night and I hooked up with one of the seasonal employees...is he looking over here? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3686 The carrot is probable a camera! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3687 #MeToo 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3688 The seasonal help never has any fashion sense. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3689 They like to keep it drafty around here to appease the seasonal help. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3690 The smiling silent type really works for me. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3691 The seasonal help will melt away soon enough. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3692 Of course he's voting to turn down the thermostat. Doh! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3693 Go green. Grow together. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3694 His Account is Frozen 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3695 The seasonal help just gave me the cold shoulder 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3696 These new employee diversity hiring guidelines are really getting out of hand. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3697 I caught Jack nipping at her clothes in the break room. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3698 We had to hire some outside help for the season. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3699 Do I report him to HR or just wait for spring? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3700 I try and I try. But she's just so cold. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3701 No,I am NOT paranoid! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3702 Daily deals bring in the strangest of customers. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3703 Ignore him, and he'll melt away. Then, I get the scarf, you get the hat. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3704 If sales stay this hot, she won’t be around much longer. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3705 So after the 3rd guy was fired for harassment, they figured snowmen were a safer bet. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3706 I predict this new guy will be gone by spring. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3707 Don't worry, his sales will melt away once the spring line comes in. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3708 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat you found. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3709 He's looking for pants with zero inseam 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3710 Yeah, so, the Easter Bunny stole his whole ‘thumpity-thump-thump’ gig, and now he just really needs the work ... 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3711 He’s got the look, but he tends to be a bit icy towards customers 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3712 I just don't like the new guy. He just seems a little frosty. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3713 If he doesn't have any snowballs, he's in the wrong department. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3714 This time you clean up the dressing room. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3715 hate to be a killjoy, but what I see is a big hat, a scarf, and a bucket of slush 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3716 The new guy told me I needed to chill. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3717 He's cool, but he won't last six months. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3718 Do you think he'll last until the summer? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3719 Yes, yes, I know. The weather outside is frightful...even for him! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3720 They were just being mean. His nose is not that big. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3721 I told him about the 'Big Man's' store around the corner, but he hasn't taken the hint. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3722 Look who's working Last Act....He says he's got a Magic Hat, but I'm not sure about that thumpety thump, thump and "catch me if you can" spiel... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3723 Holly Jolly my ass 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3724 I don't care how famous he is, he can't wear the pants here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3725 Do you think Frosty is picking out a gift for Rudolph? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3726 She started after the hiring freeze 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3727 He’s high maintenance but complies with all immigration laws. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3728 These seasonal employees come in year after year and try to steal our commission. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3729 Black Friday was very snowy this year 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3730 He can’t take it when sales heat up. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3731 He'll be gone by the spring. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3732 He’s married. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3733 Should we tell him that the Spring collection would better set off his complexion? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3734 He comes in every year at this time, but he never buys anything. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3735 ...but what really irks me is that the seasonal help is always so cheerful. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3736 What do you mean call security? He is security!! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3737 Might be a short winter after all. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3738 I can't believe he showed up to work naked.....again 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3739 Wonder what size he wears. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3740 Does he really think anything off the rack will fit? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3741 Temp works have no loyalty...he'll be out of here with the fire sale. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3742 For Christmas, I'd like a heat wave. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3743 For a guy who only has one hat in his wardrobe, I’m surprised Frosty has such an eye for styling. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3744 Just because Frosty is a seasonal worker doesn't mean he shouldn't have to fold too... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3745 Frosty's back. Hot. Cold. Wet. Dry. Tough guy to satisfy. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3746 Is it cold in here or what? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3747 Sure have been some frosty customers lately. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3748 Could we turn the heat on? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3749 The new guys is so cold 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3750 Listen, nobody like to buy what a fat white guy is buying so can you get the guy behind me out of the store? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3751 Why must we lower the temperature so a Snowman can work in the women's department? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3752 He said I'd do better if I wasn't so frosty with the customers. Where it the thermostat? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3753 How would be easier to work with if his demeanor weren't so frosty. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3754 When I placed on his head he didn't dance around! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3755 Every time I think I'm making progress with a guy, I get the cold shoulder! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3756 He only buys Kenneth Coal. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3757 Snowballs... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3758 Well Cindy, when they said they were hiring holiday help I didn’t think this is what they ment! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3759 He missed the train to the North Pole. This was his backup plan. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3760 Don't offer to help. He's obviously just playing it cool. Nice guy just came in. Very cool customer. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3761 Hate her attitude. Let's turn the heater up. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3762 It's hard to keep good help these days. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3763 Are you sure this shirt will be warm enough? (Doesn't ask the snowman) 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3764 He’s always been frosty to me, too! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3765 Look, if it's too tight, tell him to come back when it's a little warmer out. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3766 I'm sure he thinks that whimsical top hat will get him extra points, but trust me, it's strictly seasonal. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3767 I think freezing his assets was the wrong strategy. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3768 don't be frosty - you're melting my heart! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3769 I've got to give it to the new manager...there must be some magic in those old silk hats he suggested we put on sale! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3770 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head, he began to sell women's clothing. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3771 I have plenty of holiday spirit. Does he only know how to hum the one song? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3772 I'm going to report him for sexual harassment if he doesn't start wearing pants. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3773 I kicked him in the ball. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3774 Says he needs help seeing the patterns since the EPA insisted he get new eyes. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3775 Tk tk tk....TK! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3776 Hi honey, do you know where we put the new health care premium notices? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3777 He won’t make it through the fire sale! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3778 I'm thinking it might be time to move on 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3779 www 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3780 My day at the White House? Nothing unusual, went on as always ..... 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3781 I think the new clerk is kind of frigid. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3782 Apparently my attitude wasn't 'frosty' enough. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3783 He asked me what I think of snowballs. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3784 This! ... is our extra help for the holiday season? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3785 If one more customer emerges from the fitting room sans pants, I'm quitting. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3786 Yes, he's been a seasonal worker here before but often have a frosty attitude. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3787 I try to be friendly, but he keeps giving me the cold shoulder... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3788 That new guy is never going to last. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3789 I thought it was kept cold in here to increase sales! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3790 He is very cold to our customers 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3791 Can you believe she's checking the petites rack? She must think those extra pounds are just going to melt off! 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3792 Every year he asks for limitless alterations. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3793 Do we have anything for a linoleum block print of a snowman? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3794 He'll only last through the season. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3795 Seasonal employees are always so counterproductive! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3796 I hate seasonal help 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3797 The tabloids are gonna love this. Frosty keeps leering at me saying "Thumpity, thump, thump.' 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3798 Don't mind him, he's a seasonal worker. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3799 He wants a waterproof sweater. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3800 The holiday hire is getting on my nerves. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3801 How come he's always so cool while restocking? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3802 He's a seasonal employee--he'll just melt away once it's hot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3803 He thinks a feigned interest in female fashion isn't the ogler's big 'tell.' 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3804 He's been giving me that cold stare all morning. I'm going to have to tell HR. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3805 With that hat and scarf ? He'll be gone by spring. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3806 I hate to work in our north pole branch. You can’t have a hot sale without losing your customer. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3807 It's not fair. Why doesn't he have to wear these hideous uniforms? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3808 Customers are complaining about his icy demeanor. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3809 It's almost closing time... turn up the thermostat a few degrees. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3810 Who's the new seasonal employee? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3811 Did you see the pool of water in the stockroom? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3812 The new guy is still giving me the cold shoulder! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3813 You realize, don’t you, that these new hires are just an excuse to keep the temperature low? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3814 He wants to know if we have xtra, xtra, large's in stock. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3815 That customer keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3816 I told him to look on the moisture-wicking clothing rack. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3817 Don’t look now, but that shoplifter is back. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3818 The new boss seems very cold but how long can he last? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3819 He wants to know when the Winter Clearance Sale begins. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3820 Don't get me wrong, I love Frosty. I just wish he didn't melt at the end of every shift! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3821 I wish he would stop dripping on the floor. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3822 Hello, 1950 called and it wants its silk hat back. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3823 I don't care that he is a happy jolly soul, his sales techniques are all wet! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3824 That new manager asked me if I knew what the size of his nose meant. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3825 Don't worry, he'll be gone by spring. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3826 They cant afford to turn up the heat 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3827 He's doing it wrong but try and correct those seasonal employees -- they just melt. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3828 He's a seasonal specialist. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3829 He says he wants a smaller size- he claims the inches are going to start melting away in just a few weeks...... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3830 Let's just turn up the heat. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3831 He just stands there doing nothing. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3832 This customer behind me wants to know if we have any sales on snow shoes. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3833 Yet another 'seasonal employee' from Human Resources, Irene, but don't worry - he won't last the weekend. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3834 Should we tell him that's the spring collection? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3835 I'd say something about the seasonal help being here only through winter, but that would be obvious. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3836 I know this guy. He'll bring it back four or five times, and say it's too big. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3837 He only paused a moment when he heard me holler "Backup on Cash". 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3838 He's asking about his inseam. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3839 He says he's the owner's nephew. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3840 He really should have been assigned to the outerwear department. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3841 He jabbed me with his carrot in the break room. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3842 These seasonal workers have no motivation to learn the job properly. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3843 Our New Christmas Temp Just Leaves Me Cold 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3844 At least she'll be gone by spring. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3845 Yes, I get your point. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3846 The new guy's giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3847 Seasonal workers get flakier every year. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3848 The seasonal guy is giving me the cold shoulder 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3849 He waved goodbye and I didn't cry. His"some day" is apparently today. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3850 He says he's looking for something for Mrs. Snowman. She gets cold being outside all the time. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3851 Just when you thought white people couldnt get any colder. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3852 He looks through all the racks but always buys the same hat and scarf. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3853 He just stands behind the display rack asking people if they want to see his snowballs. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3854 Frosty is quite the jolly worker." "I agree; too bad he's going to miss our spring collection 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3855 It gets tougher every year to find good seasonal help. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3856 Would it be kind to tell Miss Winter about the 40% discount Christmas Temps get? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3857 The new guy gives me the chills. He'll be gone by Spring. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3858 He’s not wearing pants. I’m going to #metoo the freak. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3859 I think he's shoplifting stuff. Did he come in with that earpiece? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3860 Just like new winter clothes at bargain basement prices. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3861 I feel like telling Frosty to buy something or just melt away. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3862 Frost T. He's way cool, and the best wrapper here. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3863 What do we have in winter white? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3864 He's a seasonal worker. Come New Year's. Swish. He's gone. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3865 We were just having some fun. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3866 What goes well with white? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3867 Have you met our new seasonal employee? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3868 He says he's not interested in any hot deals. And he wants to know if we have any frozen assets he can peruse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3869 Your turn to follow him around with mop. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3870 When you see them you want to fall; when I see them I want to weep. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3871 He’s here today, thumpity-thump-thump gone tomorrow. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3872 Senator Franken here. Is it too late to apologize? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3873 That's OK , he's cool! 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3874 If he asks me out one more time...I’m yanking off the buttons he can’t replace! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3875 He's looking for a gift for a very hot young girl. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3876 I'm going on break. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3877 He says he wants something that will keep him cold. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3878 I'm all for gender equality in the workplace - but this is really going too far. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3879 Good luck. We sold most of our snow suits before Labor Day. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3880 The new manager keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3881 wait until he pays for his purchase,then turn up the thermostat. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3882 He put his hand on my ass. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3883 I told you outdoor advertising wasn't the best idea when looking for seasonal help! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3884 He's new in sales, but I predict he won't last long. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3885 Is it me or did it just get really cold in here? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3886 I'm sorry no more 'Me-too#'s' left. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
3887 He's seasonal. He'll be here for the next few weeks barring no major climatic event. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3888 He says he's cold. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3889 Trust me. You won’t thaw to him. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3890 Think its tough selling him a shirt? Try selling him pants. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3891 I asked the new guy to layer sweaters and he went to the boss claiming ADA violations. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3892 He's a temp worker. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3893 I think the new guy's a little cold. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3894 We’re lucky the clearence sale is in February 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3895 Ugh, it's so hard to find good seasonal employees. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3896 He's just helping during Christmas, very short-term. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3897 Yes, last week I sold a black top hat to Matt Lauer. Why? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3898 All I get is a chilly stare. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3899 You call him Frosty, I call him a stalker. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3900 He's waiting for the winter clearance. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3901 He's back. He keeps returning stuff. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3902 Do you have tall and curvy fashions? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3903 He dresses great now but used to wear the same stinky yellow socks to work every day when he owned a dog. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3904 Another holiday temp who won't last a day . . . 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3905 Don't worry: His career will be limited 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3906 New guy isn’t going to last here too long. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3907 He'll never find a shirt that fits. The 3XL rack is at the other end of the floor. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3908 That seasonal hire guy was super frosty with me when I asked him to iron the shirts. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
3909 I don't think I'll ever warm up to the new guy... He never wears any pants! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3910 I really think our new store detective will go unnoticed this year. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3911 She said that I’d make a great Grinch. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3912 The new guy thinks the shoes are spelled Coal Hahn. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3913 He said it's too cold to work outside. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3914 It's really something. I've never seen anyone buy this much cruisewear. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3915 I'm betting our extra staff will just melt away after the Holidays! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3916 Checked his credit card. He's not Frosty. No corncob pipe, and no button nose! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3917 None of this is going to last. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3918 If he sings that 'I'll Melt With You' song to us one more time... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3919 Needs this job with little snow balls home to raise. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3920 Is this my size? I’m planning on losing some weight! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3921 Well, this is only a seasonal job for me too. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3922 "Is it just me, or is our Manager being a bit 'Frosty' this morning"? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3923 I hope he finds a new job before the Valentine's Day Fire Sale. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3924 He's promoting the cold shoulder look. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3925 I'm so sick of these seasonal employees... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3926 He transferred from our flagship store up north. I don't think he'll last till Spring. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3927 He wants a shirt that breathes. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3928 Does it feel frosty in here today? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3929 He slides over here from Christmas decorations every day to check out the sale rack, hoping to find something that fits. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3930 He wants to know if we can sell him a pair of legs along with the pants. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3931 He is really good for having stick arms but he keeps wanting to freeze our prices. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3932 Yeah, I broke it off with him. He's got a cold heart. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3933 I thought global warming was going to eliminate the temps. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3934 I bet he'll melt in tears before his shift is over. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3935 "I love Frosty's management style, but does he have to keep it so cold in here? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3936 Working with seasonal help is not cool. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3937 Don't pay him any mind, he says it's his birthday everyday. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3938 If he melts off a few pounds we may have something that'll fit him. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3939 He's the store walker, in Spring he'll be an Easter Rabbit. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3940 He says his name is Frosty - and for us it's only $30 a gram - plus a few cover ups. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3941 He gave me the cold shoulder again, and I think he has a bladder control problem. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3942 caption for the"guy" om the phome....Yes I'm a robot,but I have a mind of my own,no AI 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3943 Don't you think it's a little early to put out the "Don't you think it's a little early to put out the Spring collection? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3944 He's looking for something really cool. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3945 He's getting a frosty reception at Corperate. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3946 I think it's the beady eyes that give me the chills. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3947 He actually prefers outside sales. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3948 If they're so good for cold weather, why isn't HE wearing them? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3949 I heard from management that Jack's been having issues with meltdowns. Not sure he'll make it after the holiday season. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3950 During our breaks his corncob pipe has to go. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3951 I think the new guy is cool. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3952 I can't stand the seasonal temps. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3953 I keep telling him nothing will fit until he thaws, but what do I know? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3954 Reverse discrimination strikes again. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3955 He put on that old silk hat, and began to dance around. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3956 I just can't warm up to the new guy." "Relax Denise, he's just a seasonal employee. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3957 This year's seasonal employee is going to have a meltdown 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3958 snowman thinks hes so cool for not needing a clothing folding machine 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3959 This seasonal help is driving me crazy! Now he's whistling "Frosty The Snowman!" 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3960 Wait 'till the heating system gets repaired... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3961 I told him the winter items aren't out yet. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3962 The new guy is pretty cold" "Don't worry, he's just here for the season 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3963 He's looking for a waterproof version. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3964 Is this sexual harrassment? He shows up with no pants and wants me to help him find a pair! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3965 I hope the new temp they hired last through the Christmas sale. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3966 Turn up the heat and he'll disappear. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3967 He said he knows a way to melt off pounds. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3968 Jolly happy soul my ass. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3969 He knows why he's getting a frosty reception from me 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3970 Don't worry, he's just a temp. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3971 Do you have anything in the way of magic realism? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3972 I think he'd fit in better in seasonal apparel. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3973 The seasonal help is so damn jolly happy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3974 He's still having trouble grasping the concept of folding pants. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3975 Whose job description includes wiping up yellow puddles? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3976 It's your turn to clean the men's room. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3977 I think he's only working here temporarily. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3978 I wore that same thing last week, and nobody said anything! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3979 Yeah he's nice, but a bit sensitive about our "Fire Sale" promotion. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3980 Have you ever noticed how frosty he gets with the customers? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3981 This new guy has been pretty cold. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3982 Frankly, this season's selection leaves me cold. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3983 Oh, just ignore him, Becky. He's only seasonal. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3984 Our seasonal help is having a hard time warming up to customers. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3985 He says he slims down to a size zero as soon as the winter ends. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3986 They said they're not going to investigate because he's a temp. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3987 Don't mind him. He's just chillin'. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3988 I was told he is paid by the minute 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3989 We're all busy. I'm just not going to put up with a meltdown. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3990 He wants to know if we have any tops that shrink in the sunlight. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3991 He's looking for a size 18. It's a gift for his wife who's in Florida. He said he stays behind because he can't take the heat. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3992 I heard the guy that did that display is in a mental institution. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3993 Yeah Yeah,,, when his majesty finishes the inspection... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3994 He’ll probably be gone by the time the Spring line comes out. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3995 I think he's a government spy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3996 The new temp that HR hired today...a bit flaky if you ask me 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3997 As he melts he needs to be refitted. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3998 I'd better turn down the thermostat in the fitting rooms. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3999 Yeah, I guess he's cute, but he's a little frosty. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4000 He's too pale. We better take him to go a tanning salon. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4001 I hear Frosty’s next- the flashing is getting old. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4002 He's looking for something to keep him warm. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4003 When he was much younger he showed me just what he needed covered by a longer scarf. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4004 Seasonal help is so flaky! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4005 He’s our new manager. Under the new federal affirmative action he got the highest score. It doesn’t even matter if they are made of snow. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4006 Our new seasonal salesman just works four-hour shifts because he says he can’t stand being inside any longer. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4007 He thinks he's gonna find one with Snowperson on it! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4008 Look, he's back for the season--and probably to say hello to Rudolph. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4009 Idios mios! ICE is here! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4010 It’s the new seasonal hiring strategy, the manager said he likely won’t last past March. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4011 What can we do? He absolutely refuses to stop freezing customers accounts! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4012 How long you do you give the new guy? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4013 Steer clear of Frosty The Gropeman. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4014 Hello, Martin. About posting those indulgnces... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4015 Just be thankful that he doesn't have a penis. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4016 He insists he can't find anything suitable online. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4017 That New Guy Frosty has quite a booty! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4018 Pity nobody told him we push the Spring line this quarter. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4019 I don't know about you, but the new guy gives me the chills. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4020 Personally, I think the new delivery drone is a bit creepy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4021 Don't worry, the new guy will be gone by springtime. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4022 He's impossible to warm up to. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4023 If he sniffs my crotch one more time... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4024 We'll see if his charm lasts until the spring lineup. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4025 2016 called, it wants the snowman back. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4026 Sssh. Marked down prices are really regular prices. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4027 It's 70 degrees so he won't be around to get paid. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4028 It's Tony from the northern unit. Give him the cold shoulder, he loves it! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4029 I guess our boss figured out a way to find temporary associates during the snow storm. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4030 ?I've had enough of his sexual misconduct. Frosty's name's getting added to the list! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4031 Should I cut the ambien or ask them to raise the temp? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4032 The new anti-harassment training program seems to be working. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4033 This neighborhood’s gotten so white. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4034 You know, that fat SOB just put his chilly paw on my bum! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4035 I don't think three turtleneck will work. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4036 They're great workers, but when spring comes and it's time for them to go, things get pretty messy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4037 Nothing too warm. He doesn't like to sweat. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4038 The new shop assistant keeps giving me frosty glares. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4039 Based on 33 degrees of separation, he'll be a puddle by lunchtime. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4040 I know we're not supposed to date them, but this one is so hot. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4041 Do you find the seasonal help a bit cold this year? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4042 Why should I help him? He just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4043 Harvey’s anxiety has spiked since the arrival of the Spring Collection. What a snowflake. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4044 Thanks to him, Human Resources wants everyone to be a jolly, happy soul. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4045 Just keep him away from the cashmere and we should be fine. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4046 Keep an eye on the seasonal employee for shrinkage. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4047 Frosty is man-ing the price freeze items~ 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4048 The holiday temp says he'll take the long shifts because he doesn't get sore feet. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4049 Yes, she did leave a list of complaints before she moved out. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4050 He asked for a large, but by the time he pays and leaves he'll be a small. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4051 He could sell ice cubes to Eskimos. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4052 He's in our new climate change job retraining program. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4053 We are already getting ready for the spring display. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4054 Do we still stock larger size snowsuits? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4055 I am getting SO tired of mopping up after him six times a day. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4056 Wonder how long this one can last... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4057 That new guy was really frosty to me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4058 That new sales associate has been giving me the cold shoulder all day. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4059 I hate the customers who undress me with their charcoal 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4060 He's one of the seasonal hires. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4061 We don't have waterproof pants in his size do we? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4062 He's just a seasonal employee. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4063 When the name tag and head mic are upon the snowman, Christmas is nigh. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4064 People sure are afraid of looking stupid. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4065 The new guy’ personality is really frosty. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4066 Seasonal help...Ugh!!! I wish I was a jolly happy soul. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4067 These seasonal workers are so annoying! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4068 He’s asked me out a couple of times...whenever I mention Rhinoplasty, he just stares at me with those creepy eyes. I can’t...I just can’t. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4069 The seasonal help seems nice. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4070 He wants to know what we have in a wintery mix-and-match. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4071 Do you think snowman is selling better this year? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4072 I heard there was a shortage of seasonal workers - but he just won't last 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4073 What's he going to do when everything is 70% off.... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4074 That new guy will be gone in no time. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4075 That new holiday helper has been a little frosty. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4076 He thinks the sweater was a little tight, but it should fit better in the spring. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4077 I don't know about our new sales associate. He gives everyone a frosty reception. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4078 Seriously! They Hired Another Millennial Snowman as our CEO? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4079 Don't worry he will be gone by summer. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4080 The seasonal sales associate is a jolly, happy soul 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4081 He's seasonal management. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4082 I've already been reduced to nothing. What more do you want? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4083 If that new hire doesn’t stop putting clothes on the wrong rack, I’m going to have a meltdown. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4084 Was there something I was supposed to get at the store? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4085 There may be magic in that old silk hat, but I still say his sales techniques are questionable. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4086 I forgot what I was going to say 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
4087 Tell her that yes the 'your fault' divorce papers have been served. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4088 The winter help rolls in earlier every year 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4089 If it's not the "Color of the Year," we're not interested. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4090 The Unbearable Lightness of Being 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4091 The Invisible Man: Anniversary Edition 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4092 It's your turn to mop the break room again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4093 Everyday he works we have to turn down the heat and can't talk about spring break in Florida! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4094 He always comes to the bargain rack then melts away without buying anything. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4095 the female is attracted to a male with larger square patterns for mateing but eats them once she is pregnant, they dont serve much perpose after that 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4096 He asked to turn off the heat. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4097 He says he can only stay in the store for a few minutes 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4098 If he pokes me one more time, I'm telling the manager. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4099 Okay, but you better hope the AC doesn’t go on the fritz again.... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4100 I think what this particular gentleman needs is a skirt. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4101 I asked him if he needed help and he gave me the cold shoulder! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4102 He needs to take his wife to Florida for a few hours. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4103 He told us he was tired of yard sales. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4104 Don't make eye contact - he's been banned from the mall. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4105 Says he wants to be the best dressed in the city. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4106 He says the pants are always to tight in the butt. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4107 He comes in every year looking for something for a one night stand. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4108 I don't like the way he undresses me with his coal. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4109 He touched me inappropriately. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4110 ''He claims to melt at the sight of me." 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4111 Ignore him. He's a looker, not a shopper. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4112 Is that creepy guy with the long orange nose still lurking behind the clothes rack? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4113 Diversity. Our staff was lacking an almost naked guy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4114 Funny, he’s always here to Christmas shop and we sometimes see him on Valentines Day. I wonder where he shops all summer? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4115 Why do the snowmen always control the thermostat? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4116 Do we take frostbit coin? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4117 Frosty's cool - but don't expect a long=term relationship. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4118 Do you know who Professor Hinkle is? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4119 Next magic hat goes on the Matthew McConaughey cutout in menswear. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4120 if he gets the same discount I do, why don't you tell him to buy some fucking clothes? his other carrot's hanging out and touching all the cardigans 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4121 The trouble with seasonal help is the potential for melt downs. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4122 It's not worth it. He's seasonal. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4123 He always show up just in time for the summer sale. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4124 Does that scarf protect him... or us? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4125 Do we have winter wear that protects against warming temperatures? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4126 I hate the holidays. Now that he's tried on everything he says he's shopping for his wife." I know it is late, but my suggestion for last week's contest: "I think I've just been served with a complaint for sexual harassment. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4127 He wants something nice--I mean ice--to wear. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4128 Just so we all agree this is not consensual cashmere . . .this is groping gabardine 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4129 He only comes in for the off-season sales. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4130 How did he even get in here?, Shouldn't he have melted at the door" "Well, I heard it was Christmas magic that's sustaining him 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4131 He is always looking for accessories for that black top hat he found. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4132 The new sales associate keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4133 Well Rob, just because we have great chemistry doesn’t mean we ought to tie the knot. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4134 Keep folding. If you ask for a hanger, he'll show you his other carrot. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4135 But management told me that I didn’t have a snowball’s chance for a promotion. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4136 Watch out... his meltdown is a seasonal affair. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4137 Relax, he's only here 'til Summer. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4138 Who cares? I can give the shoulder too 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4139 He's one of the seasonal temps. By the way, could you bump the thermostat up a bit? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4140 The seasonal help just told me I'm the one who's frosty. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4141 These seasonal temps are always so cold to the rest of us. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4142 He thinks, next year, he wants to be "Mrs. Snow-man" 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4143 So, I told him I worked HERE and that was that 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4144 We're hoping he can work the whole season, but you know how changeable the weather is. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4145 He's only here for the season. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4146 I hate it when he checks me out under the false pretense of shopping for a new scarf. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4147 These seasonal workers are so annoying! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4148 The thing I'm dreading is next week they're bringing in reindeer to re-stock the displays. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4149 I TOLD HIM CHILL!! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4150 He wants fashionable winter clothes that will keep him cold. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4151 He looks soft for a cold hard salesman. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4152 I bet he won't last three months here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4153 The new salesman just asked me to join him for a couple of snowball daiquiris after work. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4154 Don't get me wrong, I like Frosty, but he's been here since the middle of October, and by now, I'm sick of the sight of him! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4155 Our new manager has been giving me chilly looks all day 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4156 This guy is giving me the chills. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4157 He wants to know if we have moo-moos. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4158 Says he's too hot, wants a bikini. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4159 He think it'll fit when his post-holiday diet kicks in. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4160 He seems to take the work pretty seriously for a seasonal employee. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4161 I keep telling you - you've got to know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em!! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4162 I think he’s just a seasonal hire. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4163 I know we are in a retail ice age, but I still don't think we have any pants that will fit him. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4164 Really wish the new guy would put some pants on... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4165 I heard him say my cake from the holiday party tasted like boogers; it was carrot cake... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4166 I heard he’s working here until he melts. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4167 Why does he come in each year and look at the Spring Collection? Don't worry they're waterproof. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4168 He’s REALLY a temporary holiday worker. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4169 He's not responding. I think his headset has iced over again. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4170 Sweaty and fat. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4171 Quick, see what he needs. They just turned the heat up. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4172 Here’s a “me-too story, Lydia, I’ve seen his snow balls.” 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4173 He's looking for something unshrinkable. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4174 There's nothing I can do about the heat, we can't afford to be short staffed this season. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4175 He claims he got a chilly reception because he's a seasonal employee. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4176 Anyone who can't wear pants to work will be in the gutter by spring. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4177 The poor guy only has four months to live 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4178 The new seasonal help is a little cold and nosy. Don't you think? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4179 I told him he might lose some weight before the spring 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4180 Whose turn is it to mop up the floor? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4181 I hope his coal eyes melt his brain if he doesn't quit checking out my ass 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4182 The new guy had a frosty disposition 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4183 I think he's giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4184 Cold hands, but great at oral. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4185 Why is her name August? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4186 Sure he sells a lot of sweaters, but why do we always have to clean up after him? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4187 Snowman groped me! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4188 He says he's looking for something when the weather outside is frightful. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4189 He only comes in once a year to shop but nothing fits him except top hats and scarves. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4190 I'll bet that you could melt his heart! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4191 I agree he’s a pain in the ass, but hiding his wheelchair is SO not funny. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4192 He looks innocent enough, but I'm about to go to HR to file a harassment complaint. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4193 Any idea why the new hire keeps giving me the cold shoulder? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4194 Jack Frost here wants to get a seasonal brassiere. He said he's getting tired of people applying snow breasts to his chest, with no visible means of support. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4195 He's trying but he just seems so Frosty 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4196 I might have nightmares well into my 30's. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4197 These holiday temps always end up making such a mess. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4198 Didn't we used to have a corkboard? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4199 The new hire is here just for the holiday rush. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4200 He's looking to preserve his cool personna while cruising in the Bahamas. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4201 Why ? No I didn’t read the fine print. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4202 I can't stand these seasonal employees. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4203 A meltdown sale. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4204 Don't worry about him - he'll be gone by Friday. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4205 Do we carry a jacket with water proof lining? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4206 He’s a good boss, but don’t even think about torching the thermostat. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4207 Attention shoppers! Better say goodbye, but don’t you cry: You’ll be back again someday. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4208 The new store security guy is getting on my nerves. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4209 The snowman's such a suck up 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4210 I swear these sweaters make you feel colder. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4211 I have been trying to give him the cold shoulder since we opened. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4212 Doesn't want to expose himself anymore. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4213 Strictly seasonal, won’t work past spring. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4214 He says he always buys off the rack. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4215 Mine is in European Philosophy and my MA was in Kierkegaardian Existentialism. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4216 He's hunting for something to keep him frozen. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4217 What’s with the cold shoulder all of the sudden? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4218 The new guy can't work that hard without some kind of a meltdown. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4219 If one more customer insults his scarf, I swear he’s going to have a meltdown. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4220 He says he's looking for haute couture. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4221 Oh him? He's the new seasonal help. Not very helpful though. I think his name is Harvey or Matt or something like that. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4222 They needed an extra body for Christmas, but he don't make it to the Spring Sale. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4223 Forget about him, he’s just a lookie loo. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4224 Sure he is "jolly and happy" around us, but seems a bit "frosty" with the customers". "I see him strictly as seasonal help. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4225 The new guy is so emotional, I told him to take a coffee break and he turned into a puddle. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4226 Another seasonal worker. Any bets on how long he lasts? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4227 He waved goodbye saying 'don't you cry, I'll be back on Christmas Day' to pick up the new birthday suit..." 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4228 Watch my six. War on Christmas operatives have infiltrated. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4229 Yes, our diversity policy includes seasonal employees. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4230 I'm fine with hiring diversity, but everything he touches needs to be dried! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4231 Don't worry about him. He won't be around much longer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4232 move it to the left or is it the right ? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4233 He keeps staring at me with those coal eyes. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4234 These seasonal workers are getting to be ridiculous. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4235 T’is the Season...for sexism. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4236 The jolly happy soul HR requirement has gone too far this season. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4237 Watch out. He'll do a snow job on you. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4238 Why did Autumn fall for that rake? I hope she leaves him! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4239 Do you see anything? I don't see anything. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4240 I know i pinned that note somewhere close. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4241 I know it’s unusual, but we really need the seasonal help and there weren’t any H-2B visa applicants this year. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4242 Actually I now know Luther missed the door. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4243 Believe, the new guy will not last until spring.. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4244 Sure, he knows hats and scarves, but working in freezing conditions is inhumane! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4245 I can't believe they keep letting him work here every Christmas without a button nose. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4246 I don't know, maybe I'm just being paranoid. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4247 I recommended the Trump trousers but he didn't appreciate my humor. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4248 He's got like a below zero inseam! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4249 Snowbody does any work around here. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4250 He wants to put it on layaway. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4251 Watch out! You don't wanna know what he smokes in that corn cob pipe of his. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4252 You'll be shocked by what he has in mind. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4253 Can we turn the heat back on now? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4254 Because he keeps snagging the sweaters. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4255 I swear, he only got this job because his sister is the manager. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4256 If he sings "Frosty the Snowman" again this year, I"M going to have a meltdown. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4257 He won't last here long. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4258 During our smoke break, he showed me his corn cob pipe. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4259 He'll grow out of any size we sell him. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4260 To get him to work you need some carrots and some sticks. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4261 He won't last in here. Let's turn the heat up. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4262 Floorwalker, schmlore-walker! He's just ice with a carrot nose. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4263 Something from Burrberry..? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4264 Say what you will, the man knows cold. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4265 Cold clammy handshake, and he wets the changing room floor. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4266 When he first came in, he had legs. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4267 If it gets any busier over the holidays, I hear that Management is pulling the Easter Bunny out of storage. Apparently, he doesn't mind working the night shift. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4268 So much for "You won't be seeing me in the spring." 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4269 Did you get the notice? Starting tomorrow we now have to wear scarves and top hats as part of our uniforms. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4270 I bet he doesn't last till June. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4271 Santa is too expensive to hire this year. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4272 I cannot believe management accepted his request to turn off the heat as a disability accommodation. And he's just a seasonal employee! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4273 I hate all the temporary workers they hire at this time of year. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4274 I’ll just go get the mop. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4275 I’ve tried warming up to him, but he keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4276 Have you ever been groped by a carrot? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4277 I am the one who has to clean up the puddles after the holiday temps leave. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4278 He’s the new security guard. Creepy right? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4279 Ugh, do the seasonal hires have to be so cheery? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4280 Well, I think he has a frigid attitude. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4281 I swear if I have to train anymore seasonal help, I'm going to have a meltdown !! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4282 I think he'd have more choices if he'd lose a few pounds. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4283 He keeps asking for extra small for the spring. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4284 I have only a short amount of time to complain about the land-line you've given me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4285 Y’know...a month ago, I was like, ‘Frosty is so jolly!’ Now suddenly it’s, ‘who’s the creepy guy in the hat?’ 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4286 Once he gets rolling there's no stoping him. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4287 The gent behind me says it’s frosty cold outside... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4288 Don’t let the smile fool you. He only comes here to steal scarves. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4289 I really wish he would stay in the Top Hat and Scarf Department, and quit coming down here all the time. Seriously, what does he know about wearing sweaters? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4290 He wants to know if we anything that's heat resistant. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4291 He’s here for the Spring reductions 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4292 A temp. Just for a couple months, then he’ll hurry, hurry on his way. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4293 No, I don't know what it says! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4294 So I asked him if he needed some help and he had the nerve to give me a cold shoulder. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4295 Water resistant. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4296 I told you if you kept making faces- it would freeze that way. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4297 Have you tried recommending he take a sauna? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4298 This guy is having a meltdown about the price. Can we give him a discount? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4299 He gave my the cold shoulder last night. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4300 They said it was their last offer. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4301 It's awfully hot in the fitting room. Do you think he'll survive? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4302 The cold shoulder works on some of them. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4303 He’s looking for something seasonal. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4304 The holiday staff is really cold this year. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4305 He’s dating Susan in housewares but I’m sure they won’t even make it past February. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4306 Ladies will you check if we carrot this in a large? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4307 Oh, so he's the reason why it's been so cold and drafty in here lately. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4308 My boyfriend dresses like a slob, but the snowman has gone GQ. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4309 These seasonal employees come off so cold. They roll right over you to make a sale and then disappear. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4310 He's looking for something to match the color of his nose. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4311 'He Believes that with Global Warming, a Spring Outfit is Preferred.' 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4312 Why bother with that one. He won’t be a returning customer. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4313 He told me to just let him look cause he won't be around long. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4314 Brrr. It’s suddenly become very frosty in here. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4315 He said the last word was his wife's. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4316 He wants to know if we have black leggings in his size. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4317 I'm pretty sure if we don't wear pants to work, Gina, we're Matt Lauered. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4318 I was hired to sell clothes, not mop up puddles every evening. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4319 He says he’s a medium, but I think he’s an extra large. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4320 He's going to pass on the sweaters but wondering if we might have some Tank Tops in stock. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4321 The guy they hired last year just wanted me to sit on his lap so I am not going to complain about how flaky the new guy is. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4322 I'm so tired of upper management hiring solely based on a particular melting point. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4323 The slope of his shoulders, skinny arms--I'd guess xs 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4324 He said he's hosting a very cool reception and wants something stylish to go with coal but shrink proof. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4325 Big deal!, he's seasonal and only knows scarfs! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4326 I found his manner quite frosty 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4327 Jane: You're folding those wrong, Susan. Snowman: Chill, Jane. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4328 He's friendly with customers, but I doubt he'll last long here. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4329 Is this legally binding? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4330 Yes, I know it says “Kick Me”but that’s not the problem 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4331 Our new manager is just too ..... frosty. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4332 He insists on shopping with me for winter outfits. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4333 He complained I gave him the cold shoulder. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4334 I don't care how famous the Snowman is, he has no right to ask if my nipples poked out because he was Cold or if because is Hot. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4335 That's right, doctor. I'm petitioning you to do something about this stabbing pain in my back. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4336 His theme this year is urban chic with a bit of cross-dressing. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4337 He's a temp. I don't expect him to last long. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4338 I think he keeps turning the heat down. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4339 Of course I reapect diversity. But this is ridiculous. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4340 His customer service is a bit frosty, don't you think? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4341 For the new guy, he certainly gives his fellow associates the cold shoulder. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4342 He'll need a smaller size. I put him on a diet and the pounds just melted off. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4343 He says he wants to the five-pocket boot cut. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4344 As soon as business heats up he will be gone! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4345 They say reliable seasonal help is just a fairy tale. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4346 I prefer his icy stare to the last guy undressing me with his eyes. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4347 He objects to Santa Claus being called old hat. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4348 Do we have a size that can accommodate his melting. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4349 They're getting desperate for seasonal help. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4350 These seasonal workers really give me the chills! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4351 Just ignore him he won't be along soon. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4352 I know I've said this before, but something just seems off with the new guy from corporate. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4353 Only a hat and a scarf? Is he liberal or conservative? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4354 Don’t look! Boss likes dumb employees, let’s pretend not knowing. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4355 he only catches up with the winter fashions. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4356 And the kids all say he can laugh and display just the same as you and me. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4357 The guy behind us thinks his nasally rendition of 'Frosty' will get our attention. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4358 'If we have a meltdown, I'm not cleaning it up!' 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4359 I asked the new guy if he wanted to go out after work, but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4360 I don't care if he is a jolly-golly boss; he keeps dripping water on the floor and the merchandise. I wish he would thumpey-thump out of here and we can turn the heat back on. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4361 This is really taking heat conservation to an extreme 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4362 Every year, he comes later in the season to shop. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4363 I think he should be in outerwear. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4364 I thought Weinstein was in Arizona. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4365 They said the new security guard liked it cold. But I'm freezing. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4366 I don't think he will last through the heat of the Christmas rush. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4367 A customer complained that one of us was being frosty 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4368 Seasonal, shmeasonal...he still better knock off the shopping and start folding some clothes! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4369 That guy keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I'm ignoring him. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4370 I started him on folding, but it was a complete disaster. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4371 He insists on keeping it cold, and yet he won’t wear pants. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4372 He's looking for something with a little magic to match his hat. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4373 ...yeah, he’s looking to cover up...thinks global warming is a hoax... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4374 That frosty smile, that appalling incontinence--thank god he's a temp. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4375 Can you turn up the heat so he can fit into our sizes? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4376 If he tries anything, remember: go for the hat. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4377 He's impossible to size. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4378 He says I'm giving him the cold shoulder. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4379 The new worker needs to chill out and follow dress code. So out of season. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4380 Go figure. He says he can only do that one rack. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4381 It's freezing in here, I'm going outside. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4382 He keeps moving all the scarves and hats to "snowmenswear." 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4383 Watch this...Hey, chilly, step away from the spring collection. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4384 I’m all for diversity in a workplace, but this is getting silly. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4385 I still say, if Frosty wants to work here through the holidays, he's gotta wear pants. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4386 If the new guy doesn't stop looking at me like that I'm going to make a harassment complaint. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4387 I think he should go back to the accessories department 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4388 He gives every customer the cold shoulder. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4389 His attitude is a bit too frosty 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4390 Maybe if you tell him about the sale on men's pants he'll take the hint. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4391 Temp. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4392 Can't really say I like the president's new immigration policies. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4393 His wife basically has the same body type. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4394 I refuse to lower the temperature in here just to keep the stuff dry..... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4395 Mr. Frosty says he wants something in “slim”. He says he hopes to have inches just melt off of him in the Spring. Yeah, right, thats what we all say!” 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4396 That new guy always gives me the cold shoulder. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4397 Yes, it is a little chilly in here, but he likes it that way. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4398 He pulled a real snow job on that last customer. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4399 Is it cold in here? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4400 He wants to look ‘Cool’to his friends. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4401 We could turn up the heat. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4402 Whelp...looks like hell is finally starting to freeze over. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4403 Every year the seasonal help gets increasingly frosty. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4404 I hope the employee discount applies to seasonal workers, by the summer I’ll totally fit into this. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4405 Should we tell him about global warming before or after his credit card clears? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4406 Frosty told me his commissions tripled after he implemented his carrot and stick approach. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4407 He's a great worker but he's so frosty. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4408 Don't you think putting, "Holiday prices that will make you melt!" is a little too harsh? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4409 He won't last long, the thermostat is set at 72. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4410 If you drop one, trust me, just leave it. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4411 No, I think the "Fathers Day" promotions are worse. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4412 To increase store traffic, the boss has hired an expert in cold calling potential customers. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4413 Enough’s enough! Stop playing around and tell me where you pinned the note. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4414 So annoying he always leaves the merch a bit damp. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4415 I'm sorry, I never chose that option. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4416 The seamstress is tired of taking his clothes in. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4417 Do they know we are watching them? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4418 It doesn't go with the scarf, but it is insulated. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4419 What divorce papers? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4420 I told you, I attract empaths. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4421 No. You tell him summer cruise wear is not his look. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4422 Yes, I do realize how difficult it is to break my cable contract. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4423 Can't talk now. Barb just gave me my Honey-Do list. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4424 Customers can get frosty with the seasonal help. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4425 Joe's Butcher Shop? Can you please provide a different method to deliver your invoice? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4426 He keeps asking if I smell carrots. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4427 What he told me about his need for clothes just makes my heart melt. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4428 How are we supposed to compete with him? He doesn't even take bathroom breaks. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4429 He keeps accusing me of stealing his corncob pipe. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4430 Guaranteed to shrink at the same pace as both Fahrenheit and Celsius. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4431 "Now that's optimism for you". 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4432 She seemed mad when I told her she would need to melt away a few pounds to buy from that rack. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4433 Not only does he not sell pants. It's not hearts that he's melting. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4434 Oh that just our seasonal hire, Frosty, chillin' and filling... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4435 I think that we might have listened to the Beatles "The White Album" one too many times 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4436 Ignore Mr. Frosty's comments? No way, he's about to be melted. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4437 Stop being so paranoid! Can't you see that the guy's just temporary?? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4438 He says nothing too tight. What's the weather tomorrow? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4439 Now do you believe in global warming? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4440 I know you think she's cold, but she's really efficient and customers seem to like her. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4441 I'm thinking haberdashery gave him the cold shoulder. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4442 Love how H.R. just ignores his blatant violation of the no-head-cover rule. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4443 It's cold in here and it smells like carrots - how do you stand this work environment? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4444 Can Frosty at least put pants on when he comes in to shop? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4445 “Jolly, happy soul” ? As if!! He gives everyone the cold shoulder. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4446 It's not fair! He always gets the Santa account. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4447 Tomorrow we tell him about the clean-up in isle 9. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4448 It isn't fair to turn down the thermostat for one customer! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4449 I told him 48L but he still thinks he can do a 44R. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4450 The new hire has been pretty cold to me... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4451 We're saving a ton on heat, but foot traffic is way off. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4452 Seasonal help - just when you've trained them, they evaporate. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4453 He’s seasonal help – melts away in time. HR’s new harassment policy; an Easter bunny replaces him in Spring. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4454 He froze me out. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4455 He never warms up to the customers. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4456 He wants to know if we have anything that would make him look thinner. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4457 The new guy won't sell the polyester knits. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4458 Don’t worry. He won’t be here for long. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4459 I should have known better. The new guy IS a cold-hearted drip. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4460 Mr. Frosty says, for some people being cold-natured is a survival mechanism. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4461 Rhinoplasty for Frosty if they expect me to work through Lunch again. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4462 He's always so chill until someone turns up the thermostat. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4463 He’s asking for something waterproof . 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4464 Have you seen what Evelyn is wearing? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4465 He says he's breaking the 'glass ceiling', here in women's wear 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4466 Don't look so surprised, Karen. Management said we were taking on a seasonal employee. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4467 These seasonal workers never fit in with us. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4468 I don’t know her exact words but they hurt. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4469 These seasonal employees are way too holly and jolly for me. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4470 He keeps trying things on, and then they end up wet. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4471 He started before Halloween this year, and rumor from corporate is that they're thinking of making him full time. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4472 When he returns for our Spring sale, his waist size will be down by at least 8 inches. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4473 These seasonal employees are just too damn cheerful. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4474 Sales have really cooled off since the new guy started. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4475 Holiday temp. The sooner he melts away, the better. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4476 This jerk's getting the entire sale rack wet. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4477 He comes in every day in the winter, looking for clothes with coal buttons. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4478 Why do you always give the cold shoulder to our holiday help? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4479 I give it two weeks and his humor will be dried up. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4480 The worst part is—he doesn’t even wear clothes. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4481 He arrived late today and was frozen out of the employee discounts 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4482 Look, I'm in favor of energy conservation as much as anyone .... but don't you think it's a mite bit cold in here? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4483 He's a great seasonal employee. Just melts your heart that we lose him in the spring! He's a great seasonal employee. Just melts your heart when we lose him in the spring. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4484 These would be perfect for a ski trip, but he hasn't got any legs. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4485 Nope. That new guy wouldn't listen. Just another not-so-jolly male ego, if you ask me. And a bit frosty, to boot. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4486 He is clueless about summer fashions 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4487 Do you have anything in different colors? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4488 Seasonal help! All that thumpity thump thump doesn't impress me. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4489 He has no interest in our hottest styles. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4490 All these years, I just thought that was Sally’s bad taste. Go figure! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4491 I know, but he says he has had some sort of treatment so he won't melt. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4492 I've been giving him the cold shoulder, but it's not working. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4493 The new store detective's not fooling anyone. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4494 Did you see how sloppy his folds are? Seasonal workers never do anything right. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4495 I know he's excited about working in Fashion, but he seems to leave a puddle wherever he goes. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4496 I'd go with two sizes smaller ya know, with global warming and all that. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4497 These sale prices are too low. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4498 Some customers really frost me. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4499 Be careful with the new guy. He’s showing off his nose to everyone. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4500 He says he's looking for a snowsuit. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4501 Seasonals melted away early this year! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4502 Would you consider getting a cold shoulder to be harassment? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4503 “Well, would you look at what the snow brought in”....wonder why whitey is all smiles”!? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4504 He agreed to take my Thursday shift if I convinced you to turn down the heat. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4505 He says he needs a sweater if he,s to stay outside 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4506 How the snowman got his clothes. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4507 On line shopping is causing our customers to melt away! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4508 That creep is exposing his nose. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4509 ... but give him a question about summer wear and he just melts. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4510 He always complains that his pants don't fit. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4511 Don't think he's just temporary holiday help? Turn the heat up. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4512 I hear he’s on a final written for melting in the stockroom. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4513 Every time I walk up to that guy he breaks into a cold sweat. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4514 Oh lordy, what was personnel thinking when they hired him to help during the holiday rush. He'll never make it through the end of the day. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4515 His sales are OK, but he would do much better in winter wear. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4516 ARE YOU SURE THE CLOTHING FACTORY SENT HIM OVER?? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4517 Do you think if I took a little bite of his nose it would be considered inappropriate behavior? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4518 If Frosty asks for one more break, I'm going to scream. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4519 Careful what you say. He gives reports to Santa. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4520 ``But who would want to hide the socks?" 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4521 Wish we could shrink-to-fit and wear anything! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4522 Seasonal help just stops showing up in the spring. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4523 'Don't you cry, I'll be back again someday?' These seasonal employees have some nerve. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4524 I told him the clothes were too small, but he says he plans to lose weight this Spring. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4525 Asked me to go to the dressing room with him to hold his carrot. I should kick him in the balls! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4526 Ralph wears that every holiday season. He's flaky. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4527 Get him out of here quickly! His size keeps changing the longer he is here! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4528 Don't you hate seasonal hires? Never here for the returns. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4529 Isn't it early to be putting out the winter line? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4530 Check for missing buttons. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4531 And I still think that wearing white after Labor Day is not acceptable. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4532 He started off as a seasonal but was promoted to buyer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4533 Black or White Friday, he says, is just a matter of personal choice. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4534 Jack’s fashion sense is so last century. Luckily he’s only a seasonal employee 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4535 Do you think our new boss is cold? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4536 I just don't get why we need an outsider to bring in winter's hottest trends. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4537 Frosty prefers something physique-flattering, but cool -- very, very cool. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4538 I just know he was the Santa last year who insisted that I sit on his lap. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4539 He wore only a hat and scarf when they hired him, why are they bothering to fire him now? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4540 The new guy is pretty chill, but I don't think he'll be here much longer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4541 I get that he's a good employee but I can't stand keeping it this cold in here. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4542 Do you think he is serious, or just melting? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4543 I hope that White snow-boy hurries up and buys. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4544 Well, that "warm heart" thing is a total myth. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4545 No, I did not wet my pants; when I was on break I accidently sat in Frosty's chair! - Just let me carry this shirt, ok? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4546 something traditional please , my husband is not as cool as he looks 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4547 He’s a real cool customer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4548 I don't mind the groping, I just wish he wouldn't use his nose. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4549 He's a helpful associate, but I wish we didn't have to keep it so freezing cold in here. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4550 That creepy new Christmas employee has nothing "down below." 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4551 And that thing in his ear, it's a corn cob pipe. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4552 Unless I help him now, he's going to melt. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4553 He wants to know if it comes in Gortex. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4554 The tips are for Santa, but we keep them. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4555 I'm just saying the customers don't seem as warm as they used to be. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4556 The missus wears the pants in the relationship. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4557 He’s done wonders for our scarf and top hat business, but leaves the floors a mess. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4558 By spring you’ll agree, Frosty’ s a drip. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4559 He's just a seasonal employee. I wouldn't get too attached. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4560 Here is my caption: "This cartoon would be really funny if I could see it. " But one again, you show only a little box with a question mark in it. I've used 3 browsers - nothing. You gotta do better. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4561 I know what you mean. I’m getting over a suffocating relationship myself. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4562 No, honest, I haven't seen it yet. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4563 And still, they talk about global warming 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4564 Ew. Does melting on someone count as abuse? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4565 Well, I wouldn't call him undocumented 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4566 I don't think it's fair that he gets to wear that hat. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4567 My God, he was like an octopus. Hands all over the place. The thing is, after a while, you get tired of fighting with him, you know, and after all I didn't really do anything Friday and Saturday so I kind of owed it to him. You know what I mean. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4568 The new guy seems cool, don't you think? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4569 Look, there's another one...I really hate saying it but they are just always stealing things off the racks. And of course, I do not want to be accused of snowfiling. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4570 Every time I try to warm up to him, he shrinks away. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4571 Forever 21 brings them in, but the air-conditioning eventually drives them away. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4572 With a bottom like that he should definitely untuck it. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4573 Dont' worry, she is a seasonal temp. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4574 I know we need the holiday help but I simply cannot work with him. He's frigid, odd, and the cashmere is drenched! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4575 He says there's no chance in hell that we carry his size. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4576 He’s dripping into a size 42 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4577 Ignore him. In an hour he'll be a puddle, a carrot and two lumps of coal. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4578 The message was pointed. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4579 I think they're taking seasonal security a little too far. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4580 I told you not to put a silk hat on the decorations. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4581 Yeah, one look at him and I put #ME TOO on speed dial. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4582 Doesn't he know this is a fire sale? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4583 Ugh, he always wants to put Christmas sweaters on display. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4584 Now we're all out of the Frosty the Snowman costumes, but are there any for Pocahontas in stock? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4585 In my opinion, these new seasonal employees that management is hiring are just unreal! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4586 Excuse me, where could I find a really cold jacket? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4587 “He says he was here last year, and wants to know if he can exchange it”. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4588 Tell him that we no longer sell pieces of coal. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4589 What did you expect? 'tis the season. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4590 He says it's not cold in here - ugh. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4591 He promised he'd be gone by Spring 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4592 He's a temp for the Season . 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4593 Don't worry, he'll melt into them. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4594 Just ignore him and be careful not to step in the puddle when he disappears. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4595 Black Friday isn't a valid excuse for sales anymore. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4596 I think it’s time to tell HR that Frosty isn’t wearing pants again! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4597 Why did you recruit him? He’s, like, the opposite of clothes! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4598 Seasonal hires are so undependable. This one says he's hitting the bricks if that warm front comes through. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4599 This new guy is a real stuck up, he keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4600 Nothing to fear, he'll melt away in a few minutes. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4601 He loves the spring collection. Global warming. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4602 I just hope he keeps his hands to himself. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4603 Jolly or not, I told Perry that I would melt him if he came out from behind the rack again with no pants on. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4604 Why is he here? We don't sell any winter clothes 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4605 I know his type--they use up your time but never come back. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4606 He said he was looking for a snow(mobile) suit! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4607 That frosty stare doesn't fool me, inside he's jolly happy to be monitoring our holiday service spirit. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4608 Better move this merchandise before the tax cut is effective and no one will be able to afford it. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4609 Third snowdad bod of the day. He's on his own. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4610 Don't mention global warming! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4611 I tried to steer him toward the husky size but he insists his winter weight will be gone by spring. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4612 You know that's how we started. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4613 The new hire has been acting icey towards me... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4614 You’re telling me there’s an extra charge for breakfast too? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4615 He's a very temporary worker. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4616 These seasonal workers just melt under pressure. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4617 Do you hear a thumpity thump thump? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4618 Look, I just don't want to be the one who tells him when the store discontinues top hats. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4619 And then he said, "Have you ever been snowed?" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4620 He's a bit wet around the ears, but should work out fine. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4621 He wants to know if we have any coats with three buttons made out of coal and he says he's in a hurry. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4622 Turn up the heat! This guy is a temp. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4623 Let's turn down the heat, or he's going to have another meltdown. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4624 Our system was down on cyber Monday. At least there is something left to buy. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4625 Do you believe this new hire? Roaming around here like he's defrostable 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4626 Sweaters! Sweaters! Sweaters! You’d think Frosty the Snowman shopped here! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4627 Not fair! He gets paid to just stand there and look pretty! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4628 I'll admit he's cute but there's no way he's my boyfriend! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4629 It's called availability heuristic or something. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4630 Our design is tops! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4631 The new guy just exposed himself and started furiously rubbing his corncob pipe. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4632 He's part of the new diversity program that corporate has implemented. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4633 Could you rush the order for a refrigerator note magnet, please? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4634 Cryo Tuesday 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4635 He lives in his own little world 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4636 I have your children, they're strapped to chairs and c-4 explosive in a basement, and I swear to God, if I turn around and I see a snowman, your kids are gonna die today. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4637 Wouldn't you know it? He wants a vest that freezes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4638 Oh, him? He’s the owner’s son’s. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4639 Yes dear, that really was president Trump not playing golf in the golf cart. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4640 Since we're already into the spring line, management decided to replace Joyce with a seasonal employee. He'll be gone by April. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4641 Are you getting a frosty reception? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4642 And that is why we've had a wage freeze. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4643 Is he the reason why it's so cold in here? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4644 Gus won't be such a "jolly, happy soul" once he discovers the true meaning of seasonal employment. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4645 I guess we'll need to use the term 'Frosted American' from now on. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4646 He has been standing in the same spot since we opened. He always has the same expression. He'll be gone before springtime. I just don't understand why we need to take on seasonal help. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4647 Seasonal help that isn't. This one says he'd rather melt than learn the 5-second fold. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4648 He refuses to work in the hat department. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4649 Well it’s indecent. Get some clothes on him. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4650 He won't be so jolly after eight hours without his corncob pipe. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4651 Is it just me or did he just gave you a really cold look? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4652 You can ignore him. He never buys. He just melts away 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4653 We don't have anything in his size. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4654 He’s looking for cruise wear. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4655 It’s a little warm in here — wait on him first. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4656 So how come he gets to wear whites? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4657 It's hell when he comes here looking to buy a pair of pants 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4658 Who's the new seasonal? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4659 He has an aversion to blazers. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4660 ’Believe me. I need a size 32 in the waist.’ he says. And then his nose grows two inches longer. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4661 Don't worry, he's only a seasonal employee. He won't last until spring. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4662 The guy over there has a funny looking nose. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4663 This model is snow friendly. Maybe we can get our colleague to start wearing more than just a scarf. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4664 "is FROSTY going to MELT on our rack????? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4665 Mop and bucket. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4666 Don't you wish he would just keep his carrot to himself? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4667 Don’t worry, he’s part-time. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4668 Don't fall for the melting heart line. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4669 He says he's looking for summer wear. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4670 Where's the clean up on Aisle 9?? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4671 This one's a cool customer. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4672 That new guy is really frosty to the customers. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4673 He keeps asking for waterproof plus sizes. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4674 I've heard it's going to be a harsh winter. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4675 He wants to know if we stock insulated waterproof sweaters. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4676 Do you kow how to calculate body shrinkage from melting? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4677 He never buys. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4678 I think we may want to reconsider the marketing campaign for our winter lineup. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4679 'He's a temp. I adjusted the thermostat so he'll be gone by 4:00. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4680 Was it your idea to save a buck on the new winter help? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4681 Okay, I get that he's head of apparel now but does it really have to be 25 degrees in here? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4682 This is a women's shop; snowman should be working here. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4683 Yeah, the new guy gave me a frosty look too. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4684 He's looking foe snowpants. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4685 The temp better not get used to this 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4686 I wish he'd thumpity-thump-thump over to housewares...he's giving me a chill... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4687 I don't know about you, but that "Snowman" is creeping me out." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4688 In a few hours from now he’s being transferred to Junior sizes. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4689 Do you ever wonder if that carrot is genetically modified? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4690 Don't take it personally. Last winter too, he was always exposing himself. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4691 I thought he was going to melt off a few pounds by this year's performance. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4692 Same problem again this year....where to put him. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4693 He's just like all the seasonal hires who think they can get away with offering to 'have some fun' before they melt away. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4694 I have a funny feeling my wife wants a divorce. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4695 He's a temp. Next warm day, he's outta here! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4696 Want to report a coworker prank. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4697 Mr. McFloaty Pants thinks he needs trousers. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4698 Yeah, he's just seasonal help. He'll be gone by Spring. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4699 Get me Martin Luther 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4700 Cyber Monday’s melting away our customer base 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4701 He’ll have a meltdown if we don’t find the right size top. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4702 This snowman gig tops it all 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4703 He's good at organizing, but he's frigid. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4704 That's a snowy dude behind us looking for Christmas gifts . 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4705 He's complaining again about the shortage of winter pants in size W48 L6.... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4706 Thumpety thump thump, look at the seasonal help go. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4707 Keep an eye on him... He just came out of the ladies room! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4708 Sometimes I think workplace accommodations go too far! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4709 Ever since the new sexual harassment policy, we've gotten some strange new hires..... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4710 I offered to help him find a sweater, but he gave me a cold shoulder. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4711 He is asking about the summer close out sale 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4712 Who's the new guy? Says he's never heard of climate change. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4713 "The new guy was all, 'employee discount, hell, ya,' and I said, "hell, nothing, we're not L.L. Bean.'' 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4714 I don't know why they hired him as just a seasonal worker. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4715 Our new manager is really cool! 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4716 I know she's an awfully good customer, but everything she tries on but doesn't buy gets returned wet! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4717 Whenever a customer asks for help he just melts away. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4718 Just ignore him, he’ll be a puddle soon. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4719 We needed someone to push our shrinkable sweaters. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4720 They had to take him off folding — he was snagging all the sweaters. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4721 He says he wants something that won't melt away. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4722 So, this is are quack news room. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4723 We'll never get the sap off all those clothes. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4724 Farmer's Almanac says it's gonna be a cold one this year! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4725 HR just hired Parson Brown. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4726 Somebody took a wrong turn at Santaville. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4727 Ugh, I hope he's not going to try anything on. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4728 Jill, are you the worker that keeps turning the air conditioner down so low? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4729 The new guy seems like a jolly, happy soul, but I don't think he'll last long in the job. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4730 There are places and times, when you can meet Frosty the Snowman in Florida. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4731 He's definitely a temp employee. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4732 This year's seasonal help is so mainstream. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4733 Can you believe the holiday schedule he’s proposed? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4734 I have a feeling these deals can't last. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4735 I just think it's unfair he gets anti-melting breaks and we don't 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4736 I'll have what he's having. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4737 I told him that he would melt on the main floor, but he wouldn't listen to me. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4738 He said white makes him look fat. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4739 He's being reassigned to the children's department. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4740 The new guy isn't following the dress code. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4741 I follow him on Tumbr. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4742 He's made of snow that formed over Canada, but I heard he's got a green card. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4743 He just announced a price freeze. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4744 Well! Frosty he's not. He just groped me. Okay, he just groped me. Not as frosty as he looks. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4745 " He starts off a bit cold, but after three days he'll warm to us." "He starts off rather cold, but after his meltdown he'll warm to us ". 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4746 What a snow job. They think these sweaters will sell like hotcakes. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4747 Can you handle him. I'm not feeling too jolly. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4748 Economic stimulus? We can't even find good seasonal help now! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4749 "Trust me, there's no commission here. These snow people! They browse, they downsize and then they aren't. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4750 Apparently he’s great at risqué love! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4751 I can’t stand him. He’s so nosy. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4752 Don't look at him, I'm trying to give him the cold shoulder. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4753 One more comment from this happy, jolly soul and I’m gonna stick his nose where it doesn’t belong. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4754 He won't make it to February. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4755 Don't pay any attention to him. He gets cold feet when it's time to pay. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4756 The minute he's melted, that hat will be mine. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4757 I would be ashamed to use my body like that just to make more sales. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4758 He was more fun when he didn't care about melting away. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4759 He keeps putting his carrot in where it doesn’t belong. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4760 Seasonal sales help is not what it used to be. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4761 I must say, this store is so 2016! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4762 He'll be done at 5 --he has to back to his lawn before dark. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4763 I hope he knows he will need a smaller size! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4764 "You have dreamy coal-colored eyes," what kind of pick up line is that? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4765 It could slushy around here if we don’t sign up more customers for the store credit card. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4766 I know the new manager is cold, but why does he have to keep the thermostat so low? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4767 I can’t possibly be expected to comment on the motive. It’s outside my field of vision. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4768 He related to Mr. Frosty, the new HR VP! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4769 I hear his wife is a dragon. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4770 So, what's your robot avatar? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4771 He won't know the stock. He's just seasonal help. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4772 Look busy! That's the honcho from men's X-tra Roly and Poly Collection. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4773 ...and he never goes for coffee. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4774 That new employee is a little cold! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4775 ‘Apparently the management wasn’t concerned when I told them he was dealing ice’ 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4776 The New Guy gets all the customers. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4777 Working with a jolly happy soul is getting real old. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4778 He just told another customer that our wicking line is dangerous. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4779 He just didn't have the same pull as some of the other shirtless store models. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4780 I tried to talk to the new guy but he just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4781 You know how it is with those special snowflakes -- the first warm day and he'll be gone. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4782 SOME MEN JUST CAUSE ME TO MELT !! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4783 Tell the new guy to try a dandruff shampoo, he's leaving snow flakes all over. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4784 Chill-wear is really moving this season. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4785 At first, he said he wasn’t looking for just seasonal work. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4786 I hate holiday hires. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4787 Do you think Frosty is cold, or just flirting with us? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4788 Sure, he's a great worker...but he tends to disappear when there's a hot sale. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4789 ‘Tis the season for his jokes about snowballs. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4790 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, because he's the only one making sales this season. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4791 He asked me out, but I gave him the cold shoulder 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4792 He introduced himself and said he likes "warm hugs." I said, "Haven't you been watching the news lately?" 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4793 Yeah, we dated for a little while, but I found him frosty. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4794 Might want to increase our winter stock. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4795 It’s OK. He’s white. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4796 Since when did we start to cater to old, fat, white men? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4797 He's looking for something to keep heat OUT! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4798 That new sales associate -- I predict a meltdown. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4799 He was a jolly happy soul when we hired him, but now he gives everyone the cold shoulder. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4800 He's looking for 100 percent cotton, synthetics make him melt. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4801 He comes from the cloud. He is cool, cold and very frosty when it come to price. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4802 That hat, so last season. Dang Karen that's cold! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4803 I told him, ‘The commission on scarves and top hats isn’t worth it’! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4804 Do you have a really warm sweater for him because he has to stand outdoors day and night 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4805 He wants something form-fitting for the Mrs... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4806 Seriously? 'Frosted' American? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4807 He's looking at summer shirts. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4808 I just wonder who's giving him the Blueberry shopping tips. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4809 I'm glad transgender temps are only seasonal. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4810 No, we couldn't find him a sweater to fit him last year either... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4811 I forgot my yamakah and talis 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4812 It's been freezing in here since the new guy arrived. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4813 I could have had that job, but HR says, “You can’t pull off the top hat look, Jackie.” 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4814 But how come the snowman doesn't have to fold? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4815 He's a temporary employee. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4816 He wants something in a men' s wear that goes with white and a top hat. I told him a tuxedo would make look like a penguin. He got all frosty with me. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4817 He’s a one rack sales person 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4818 We need to discuss our large employee turnover. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4819 His sales are just one big snow-job. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4820 I've heard they have even worse costumes for us. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4821 I think he'd look 'hot' in this red turtleneck. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4822 Uh oh! Frosty is shoplifting again. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4823 Gloria, if he's going to a farm-to-table dinner, he can offer his nose as part of the crudité. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4824 I think he needs the balloon underwear department! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4825 No use trying to give this guy the cold shoulder. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4826 He's only temping until Spring. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4827 Is the new guy staring at me? He’s been giving me the cold shoulder ever since I told him he couldn’t smoke that corn cob pipe. Freak! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4828 She won't promote over you. Watch, by the end of the day she'll be a puddle. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4829 Yes, my wife left me a list but I can't seem to locate it. Can you call back? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4830 Sorry, didn't get the memo. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4831 I am finding our new colleague quite frosty and hard to warm up too. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4832 It shrinks as he melts 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4833 He said his name was Martin Luther. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4834 Portrait of an artist as a lazy SOB. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4835 The body shape is odd, but if you warm up to it, it will change 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4836 He’s just going to get everything wet. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4837 I asked the seasonal guy his name, and all he said was "Happy Birthday." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4838 I don’t think the new guy will make it to Easter. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4839 According to Ancestry.com DNA, they're my fourth cousins, twice removed. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4840 I love it when the autumn plaids come out, don't you? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4841 They'll never put down roots but it's kind of sweet anyway 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4842 Limber up; it’s no-shave November! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4843 100 little leaves on the tree, 100 little leaves, if one of the leaves happens to fall, 99 little leaves on the tree... Now, YOU take it from here!! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4844 I get a feeling that Roy Moore was never here. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4845 The entire park should be a “no-phone” zone. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4846 He's thinks the gaudy hat and scarf would distract from the fact that he's naked 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4847 "She didn't so much as leave me a parting note". 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4848 If my hot flash melts Frosty, please notify his next of kin. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4849 Say Martin . . . You trying to make a point? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4850 Yeah, she put it where I'd see it. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4851 I know you've got my back! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4852 He's looking for something winter weight in an 86-inch waist. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4853 He has been kicked out of every department store in town for being a drip. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4854 He comes in every day but he never buys anything. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4855 All of these seasonal employees are coming in and stealing our jobs. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4856 He's shopping for a gift for the Snow Queen - essential that he stays on her good side. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4857 "At least he's not dancin' around". 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4858 So you're sure you don't have any corncob pipes? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4859 YooHoo! Our leaves are falling! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4860 Sorry,, it's your up. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4861 Drew drew something invisible. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4862 Yes officer, and I believe it was written with a poisoned pen. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4863 Whaaaaaaaaatttt? (Woulda been funnier with a cartoon.) 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4864 Where's the silly drawing, children? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4865 Oh, the soul-sucking mootness of it all. (your cartoon isn't displaying) 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4866 How can I enter the caption contest when the cartoon doesnt display?! ? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4867 Who knew that Frosty got into the shmata business? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4868 Don't look now, but there's a guy in the aisle behind you shopping on a rack for the wrong sex, wrong size and wrong species. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4869 He works hard, but only under the Holidays 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4870 He wants clothes that will still fit him as he grows smaller 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4871 He's the new temp. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4872 It's not the cold start so much as that carrot that makes me uneasy. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4873 He only wears prêt-à-fondre. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4874 He says he's looking for nothing that is there and, like, the nothing that is. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4875 He claims he's officially on the endangered Winter Wonderland List and is trying to keep busy to avoid depression. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4876 Great manuscript, however, I don't like the ending. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4877 Please tell Mr. Mueller that I have received his subpoena. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4878 OK, OK. His choice for the display was chosen. I just wish he'd get that snow-eating grin off his face. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4879 Since when did mannequins become supervisors? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4880 I am glad we hired him-everyone wants to buy winter clothes that a snowman approves of! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4881 He said he’s a ‘snow person,’ and threatened to go to HR.” 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4882 We've seen a few over the years, all from vintage hats. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4883 My suggestion "elastic waist bands" 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4884 I was frozen out in my last job, too. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4885 Everything in the store will be half off tomorrow. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4886 Just remove his earbud. I'm not used to telecommunicating with a snowman. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4887 Yeah, he just came over from accessories. He'll never be able to stand the heat of this department. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4888 I don't want to sound all "bah humbug" but the new Temp gives me the creeps. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4889 That was so nice of you to give Jack this job, but is this the right position for someone with such a short lifespan? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4890 I don't care if he's just a seasonal employee. He's awful. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4891 I'm pretty sure it's a silk knock-off. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4892 He’s a cold call salles person! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4893 We don't even sell that old silk hat. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4894 She's the reason we can't have hot deals. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4895 Mr. Frosty's been acting really cold towards me lately. Maybe it's the change of season. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4896 Thanks, I’d like the yogurt parfait and today’s newspaper please. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4897 Ignore him. He always melts before he pays. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4898 Do you really think the men got the message when they were given these new uniforms? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4899 It's not like I'm being cold 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4900 No, we're all out of size sub-zero. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4901 But it’s the only thing that fits him. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4902 Birth is in talks for a comedy 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4903 I think I need to come back in the spring when I’ll get more in shape. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4904 Now he tells me, pants are optional for him this time of the year. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4905 I'm not one to body-shame, but how can he sell the clothes if he literally can't even fit into them. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4906 The special feature is that it keeps the original temperature of the wearer. Not up, not down! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4907 I can see why they sent him up from "Shoes", but don't they understand we're already stocking the Spring collection?? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4908 You think the air conditioner is set too low? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4909 He’s selling like hot cakes in children’s clothing 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4910 Jolly, happy soul outerwear? I'll check the freezer. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4911 He wants to know if we have any winter jackets without the thermal insulation. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4912 He's good at selling seasonal clothing, but not much else. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4913 "Do we have any sweatshirts that say Frosty? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4914 'It's Snow laughing matter. It's diversity gone wild." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4915 You're wasting your breath trying to get Frosty to push the cashmere. He's decided after 67 years that wool is warmer. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4916 I swear, if he tells one more customer how 'alive he feels'..." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4917 He is good seasonal help but, he always gets off for the summer. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4918 We don't even carry men's wear. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4919 Don't underestimate him-he's for real. He's singing "Pra Da La La La , La La La La". 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4920 The way he dresses creeps me out. It's like working with Charlie Rose. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4921 He is our steadiest customer because his weight always changes. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4922 Sure he got promoted quickly, but I still give him two weeks, tops. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4923 Let's just think warm, and I'll check in the back for more scarfs. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4924 I’m freezing—did you turn down the thermostat? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4925 This guy isn't going to buy anything. Let's turn up the heat. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4926 Can you please get Mangenius to stop pushing the old silk hats? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4927 He's a friend of the fat guy in the red suit who came in yesterday, the one who ho, ho, hoed all over everything. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4928 luckily this pop-up shop closes in December 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4929 Somehow he gets to a size 0 every spring. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4930 I'm being as friendly as I can with the new guy, but he keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4931 I heard she was melting all over the size sixes! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4932 Sales Champ and only wears a scarf! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4933 You ever been told not to wear a middriff by a snow drift? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4934 Hey, I think that's Pinocchio just trying to snow job us. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4935 he has been in before but he never buys anything 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4936 He says as soon as he tries on pants he could feel it all melting down. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4937 That's all he said,"South for the winter...." He's cold AND cryptic 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4938 We will never find slacks to fit him. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4939 I’m getting a chilly vibe from that seasonal temp. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4940 You better help him,he says he wants something to go with the scarf and nose! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4941 It's just DA Moore again. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4942 He wants a double discount for our 'Snowman Sunday'." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4943 I won't be the one to tell 'Santa' there's nothing here to fit him. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4944 Do you think this manager will last? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4945 Do you have anything in Pantone 159 Orangutan Orange - I'm a hedge-fund manager and need something unembarrassable, more trumpy than frumpy and throw in a kevlar vest too 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4946 It was ice to meet him 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4947 he's He's looking for a winter coat. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4948 He's only part time. . . until he melts. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4949 The snowman's great, but what happened to Christmas? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4950 Some of these seasonal workers just do not have the staying power to make it. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4951 It's hard to get close to the seasonal help. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4952 Somebody needs to tell him to stop being so frosty to the customers! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4953 that shopper must be a pervert, he asked me if he should wear pants or a skirt with the scarf. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4954 These seasonal hires are such drips. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4955 It's Frosty, looking for something to go with that old top hat he found. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4956 He put his nose down THERE and said "Susan, nobody can NOSE YOU like FROSTY THE GROWMAN" 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4957 Yeah, corporate is still downsizing. They got a deal with Frosty; they don't have to pay a salary or heating. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4958 The part-time help never seems to last. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4959 He said his name is Pinocchio, but I don't believe him. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4960 Seasonal sales help from Frozen Assets is not my idea of 'cute!' 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4961 He actually told me he is going to lose over 100 lb. this winter without trying! He is looking for something shrink to fit. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4962 There's nothing frosty about 'em. I had to remove his horseradish! 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4963 He claims to be Scottish and cold-heartedly exclaimed :"where are the plaids, lassie?" 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4964 He was wondering if we still carry the scarves with the snow balls. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4965 First snowfall, these will go flying off the rack. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4966 He says his genderlessness *does* allow him access to both dressing rooms. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4967 Customers today are looking for a more rounded look or fashion. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4968 Seasonal employees are the worst. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4969 Frankly, I don't think this concept will hold much water for very long. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4970 Sorry, I won’t be in today.” “Wife’s driven a point to complete her holiday honey do list. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4971 This must be the end 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4972 Even a process server should know that, 'Over my dead body.' is only a figure of speech. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4973 "What time do you get off work?" ;) 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4974 I've told him that moving to Miami isn't his best way to cope with the cold. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4975 Snowbots ! to replace us , get real will you 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4976 I see they've hired seasonal help. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4977 He always waits till the last minute to shop! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4978 He says he's looking for one of our disappearing shirts. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4979 Have you seen my top hat? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4980 He's asking for the summer sale. He says he needs children's sizes, but I'm telling you he's a size 42 if I ever saw one. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4981 I predict the new guy will have a meltdown during the after Christmas sale. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4982 I'll never warm up to him. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4983 I don’t think we can trust Frosty with our merchandise. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4984 Every holiday season it's the same. They'll hire anyone. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4985 He'll have to melt a lot more to fit in these sizes! 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4986 "It's time for the final bouquet' - 'bouquet final' 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
4987 We had one drunk kiss and now he wants to Netflix and chill. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4988 Better call maintenance again. Here's the guy who always pees with excitement at our sales. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4989 He's just so cold. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4990 They say it will be a record cold winter 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4991 Our customers don't want anything made in Washington. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4992 If I were him, I would ditch that hat and scarf to stay as cool as possible!! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4993 These seasonal hires are getting more and more temporary. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4994 Hey Linda, I was wondering if all the seasonal decorations are really necessary? Frosty heard that from over here, NANCY. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4995 I dated him a couple of times last Christmas season but he just seemed to melt away as I warmed up to him. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4996 Sure that new temp is jolly enough, but you know after the holidays he'll just melt away. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4997 The carrot? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4998 He's a seasonal employee. By April he just seems to melt away. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4999 I know it's at my back, that's why I can't read it. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5000 Cute tops, but have you seen his pants line? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5001 They may help with the shifts, but these seasonal workers make such a mess. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5002 Big size Unisex pants ? Are you kidding ? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5003 They hired him for some seasonal cheer- but don't they realize he's as cold as ice? 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5004 No, it’s not going to be an amicable divorce 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5005 I'm not frosty on diversity hiring! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5006 Have you met the new temp? Well, he's better that that bunny they got in over Easter. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5007 I'm looking for something sexy, something that will make my husband melt. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5008 It's his first day. That smile won't last long. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5009 He says he has a hot instant guaranteed weight loss plan that enables him to fit into any size of uniform but his plumb birthday suit is best for sales. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5010 Can you believe that people actually like the holidays? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5011 He says he started the Jack Frost designer label. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5012 Y'know, kids have got Santa Claus but what have we got? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5013 He thinks he may be down a size. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5014 He's nice and described his last relationship as somewhat icy. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5015 He did that to you? He did the same thing to me. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5016 I would talk to Jim but he’s a little cold 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5017 They drove by, waving, in a new Porsche. Are you sure they can't swing a Christmas bonus? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5018 Don't send him to Alterations, just turn up the heat 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5019 He just pinched my ass! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5020 I hope he keeps his underwear on in the dressing room. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5021 I guess climate change has some advantages 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5022 He got a little hot under the collar so I told him to chill. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5023 My worry is I will be wasting time helping the Snowman as he may melt by the time he reaches the counter in this mild winter 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5024 ...and then he said the REAL magic - wink, wink - is in his nose. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5025 I got the point of your message but I am having trouble reading the detail. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5026 He comes in about this time every year, but never buys anything. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5027 whenever we run through the town, I just melt! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5028 Don’t forget to check out the seasonal clothing on the rack. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5029 Don’t worry about him edging you out for the assistant manager job. He’s only a temp. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5030 Oh by the way, new guy with the hat is named Frosty. He's seasonal. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5031 Corporate has been advertising again on the Hallmark Channel. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5032 Don't worry. Seasonal employees just seem to melt away after the holidays. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5033 He’s been here for hours. He’s not the only one who’s Frosty. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5034 Yes, dear. I won't forget the milk. It's on the list you skewered to my back this morning. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5035 He'll love these;they're unmeltable. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5036 If anyone can sell our winter peplums, it’s him. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5037 He doesn't have any pants. I'm calling HR. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5038 Can you believe the new guy? Snowman or not, none of us are going to sell any clothing if he's not even wearing any. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5039 He seems cold, but look out, he's got hot hands. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5040 I just don't think it's fair for a junior salesman to be in charge of the thermostat. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5041 There is clearly a double standard in terms of dress code at this place." "I know. So not fair. Damn HR only polices us. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5042 He's asking about the return policy on the cold shouldered tunics. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5043 I thought Mexicans are taking our jobs. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5044 He's always been a bit frosty toward me. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5045 The new guy is proof that the labor shortage problem has snowballed. He gives new meaning to the term hiring freeze. And, he puts a shiver down my spine. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5046 Don't worry, he's just a seasonal hire. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5047 He says he'll melt into it. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5048 I hope the seasonal help earns 78 cents on our dollar. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5049 The new guy's cool, just a little flakey. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5050 Tell the president I have his letter terminating me. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5051 That new employee gives off cold vibes. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5052 "He'll never get into one of those tops with that carrot nose. Think he'd go for a trim? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5053 Well, management did say we'd be cooling off on seasonal hiring this year... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5054 I hope you didn't forget to turn down the thermostat 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5055 HE'S NEW, BUT I DON'T THINK HE IS GOING TO BE AROUND TOO LONG. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5056 Should we move him? He's blocking the customers from accessing the winter section. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5057 No shirt, no shoes, but he never forgets his hat. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5058 I'd love your opinion. Does my nose look big in this? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5059 He'll be gone by Spring. Seasonal hires just melt away. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5060 The man behind me is looking for pants. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5061 I wouldn’t say jolly, no. He wants the room temperature lowered. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5062 I think I know where then broomstick is. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5063 You can´t put it in the dryer 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5064 What will happen to seasonal workers after global warming? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5065 Yes, I'll clean up the puddle in aisle 3, but I'm going to wish for a very early spring as I do. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5066 I'm giving him the cold shoulder for once. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5067 Don't worry, this sales-MAN will be gone in a few weeks. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5068 These winter stores don't sell anything I want. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5069 Eeeew. He just asked me out to Winterfest. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5070 I hope the new guy doesn’t have a meltdown on Black Friday. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5071 Oh yeah, like our security guards blend. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5072 Don't worry, he's just a seasonal worker. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5073 He ask me to hold his carrot in the dressing room. I should kick him in the balls! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5074 Snowperson is back. Says size 7 should fit by the spring. Hah. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5075 I even look at food and gain weight while Frank over there is shedding pounds by the minute. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5076 I’m not too sure about this new temp agency. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5077 Don't Sweat the Small Stuff!! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5078 He's only browsing. Let's give him the cold shoulder. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5079 You’ll have to remove his sweat marks from everything! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5080 Sure its a great programmed smile, but I still find seasonal robots obnoxious. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5081 I've told him many times - we don't sell feet! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5082 You know this year’s group of seasonal workers are really crafty. I’m starting to think that the “fairy tale method” for hanging clothes is just an excuse for not wanting to fold. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5083 Jolly happy CREEP! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5084 These phone apps are getting out of hand. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5085 I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your boyfriend is fired. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5086 Of course he'll replace us, he's from the cloud. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5087 At first he was pretty cool, but by the end of the date he was just a big drip. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5088 I wonder why holiday decorations have microphones. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5089 I feel that it is Christmas which is wearing us. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5090 Like I was saying, sales are evaporating right before our eyes. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5091 I can't stand his frosty look. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5092 Apparently he hopped on the N train to go to the North Pole, but ended up on Broadway and Lex 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5093 I tried giving him the cold shoulder. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5094 He's price-checking online. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5095 The new guy is ice cold 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5096 He said it's too cold outside to not be wearing a sweater. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5097 What did you mean you had my back? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5098 I still think that hat is a hand-me-down. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5099 The snowman is having a sex change. Can you imagine all the songs and literature that need to be updated with "snow woman"? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5100 He’s wearing a headset because he’s not a store display. He’s Bob, the new office grab ass. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5101 I know he's seasonal help, but id he asks me to play catch me as you can 1 more time... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5102 I am tired of these customers who never buy anything, so what if he melts. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5103 Uhm...could I speak to a Mr. Martin Luther ? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5104 He says he thinks of himself as a woman. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5105 Does he “fit” in? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5106 Could you call security. That snowman followed me in from the parking lot! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5107 First its robotics. Now we have to worry about snowmen! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5108 UGH...He is taking all the light Alpaca because he perspires 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5109 Look at him. He won't last long. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5110 I don't care if we don't carry chinos that fit him...exposure is exposure. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5111 That new clerk sure is Frosty! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5112 Can't seem to get rid of him since furnace broke down. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5113 He won’t take the costume off, I think he is embarrassed to work here. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5114 Security check on Snowball Sam's slush fund please. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5115 This is cold. No sizes over 14??!!! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5116 He wasn't perfect but Jack at least wasn't sweating as much. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5117 If he asks me to adjust that carrot one more time, I'll show him frosty. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5118 Are you worried he'lol melt under pressure? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5119 We can't have him melting in our store. Give him the coat. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5120 Temp works have no loyalty...he'll be out of here with the fire sale. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5121 I'm telling you right now....this guy's is only temporary. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5122 Ugh... temporary holiday help. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5123 The seasonal workers jolly attitude really kills it for me. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5124 I told him to shop seasonal 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5125 He's BACK!! Oh and we're running out of DESICCANTS ! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5126 He just keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5127 My EX let me know what she thinks of the divorce papers. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5128 Delivery Department, please. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5129 The Achievements of President Trump 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5130 What a pain, I can't remember where I put that list! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5131 I am stuck on a legal matter 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5132 Hello. Bill Wittenberg speaking. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5133 What is my focus? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5134 I find him remarkably kind and helpful. Keep your racial comments to yourself. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5135 That's Frosty's younger brother, Jack. Make sure you wear shoes at all times. He has a bad habit of nipping at your toes. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5136 Seasonal Help Can't wait for January so I can stop slipping on his puddles 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5137 Yes, that's right, I need a doctor that's a lawyer, too. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5138 The new guy keeps giving me an icy glare. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5139 Look! Let's get right to the point. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5140 He says he's just joined The Resistance. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5141 Don’t worry, he only does this every year at this time, then disappears... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5142 It's not even Thanksgiving and I'm getting that icy chill of the holiday season in my bones. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5143 He's a big fan of dry cleaning. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5144 He’s seasonal help, when the sun gets hot he’ll melt away. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5145 He said I was insensitive when I called him "Frosty." What a snowflake! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5146 Whose brilliant idea was it to use a snowman as our mannequin? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5147 Can't he put on a pair of pants? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5148 If they turn the temperature down any more for him, we're going to be wearing all these sweaters ourselves! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5149 He tries, but the customers find him a bit too frosty. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5150 I did get your message 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5151 He said he's done with Steampunk. Now it's all about Icepunk. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5152 Wait...Detective, how is this my fault because I'm middle-class? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5153 He says he's looking for pants that will shrink as the weather gets warmer. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5154 I don't know if we have wet-proof pants in his size. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5155 You can say that again. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5156 I'll try to get back to you on that > 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5157 He's so cold to the customers. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5158 Ah, look at them. I can't help but to shed a few leaves of joy. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5159 They go together like mulch and a root ball 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5160 Aren’t the fall fashions breathtaking?! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5161 November 7, 2016 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5162 I hope they carve their initials in Jerry's trunk. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5163 What did you expect, Monet? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5164 Let's root for them. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5165 Isn't that sweet - He's saying he will never leaf her! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5166 It reminds me of botanical school when our roots were intertwined. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5167 If a leaf falls and no one hears it, does the leaf exist? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5168 As soon as the park closes I’m going to get my roots done. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5169 Yes, I got the point of your memo. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5170 I've tried viewing the photo on two different browsers and a cell phone. No luck. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5171 There was a Groupon. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5172 Just think... in about fifty years our branches will finally be able to do that too! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5173 I've looked everywhere, but I can't find your note. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5174 They have to keep moving or they'll die. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5175 The rack,behind us, has melt proof shirts 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5176 Happy CHRISTMAS, and merry NEW YEAR 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5177 Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5178 I had that but changing from a Donkey to an Elephant cured me. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5179 I can't find the shopping list 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5180 Jeanette wants a divorce. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5181 Hi. This is Jim Stabb calling back. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5182 This hot sale will melt the customers 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5183 where is the cartoon? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5184 He's got no imagination. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5185 Frogs are green because they aren’t oranges... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5186 He says he wants to get rid of his old image and become more fashionable. He's looking for something chic that will go with his coal eyes and his carrot nose and won't cause him to melt too quickly. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5187 The new guy has been a bit of a drip lately. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5188 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5189 Note to self... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5190 What do we do when he melts. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5191 We have one rule here. Don't tell the Snowman he'll melt 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5192 Just turn up the heat... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5193 Meh humbug. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5194 A creepy smiley Snow-Sales-Man working the Ladies' Department? I'm going to HR! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5195 I just hate dealing with him. His size keep changing. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5196 I guess we should call security. No matter what costume he's is wearing you know that's got to be Roy Moore! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5197 He's shopping in the pre-teen section for his wife; but, he says she's on a hot flash diet. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5198 The new guy is always giving me the cold shoulder. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5199 The new guys is so cold 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5200 Honey ... could you tell me again where you put that shopping list? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5201 Sure, he looks busy now. But take off his hat and he just STANDS there. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5202 He says that on the inside he's actually 'Ms.' Snowman. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5203 Do you want to tell him, or should I? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5204 One day when the AC cut out, I thought he was going to lose it, but other than that he's pretty chill. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5205 Listen up Snowbrain, try to grope us and you are down the drain. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5206 What do we have in themal size extra large? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5207 Seasonal help.....says he will disappear in the Spring. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5208 He gave me the cold shoulder when I asked his name 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5209 I'm not turning down the thermostat one more degree until he takes that scarf off. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5210 Dear, I know you said I couldn't possibly lose the grocery list this time, but I can't find it anywhere. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5211 Frosty - please put sale signs on that rack over there, while MayBelle and I fold our newer merchandise. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5212 I'm glad he's temporary. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5213 Teresa and Amy suspected, despite his wry smile, that Bob was still upset he hadnt been invited to the Holiday Beach Party. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5214 Says he’s ‘Frosty the Snowman,’ and he’s looking to accessorize his magic silk hat. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5215 Does the new sales man seem a little cold to you? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5216 Sandra, you really need to chill out. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5217 I'm not even going to go there!" 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5218 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found...to say nothing of our two-for-one tops on sale...get 'em before they melt away! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5219 That new employee may be 'a jolly, happy soul', but he keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5220 I hear this winter is going to be VERY cold. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5221 Its not like a turkey, with too much dressing, it will melt away. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5222 He is an illegal imamigrant. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5223 Now that AC season is over, we can stop worrying about the Snowman of Eternal Damnation. [WRONG!] 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5224 Don't worry. By April " Just a seasonal worker. By April, he''ll be a puddle 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5225 She looks about the same size as Snow White, from her internet picture. Hope Snow White likes this. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5226 If he lowers the thermostat one more time. . . 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5227 They put him on the portly rack project. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5228 He's the new winter clothing specialist. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5229 We tried to hire Olaf, but he was only available with Prime. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5230 Ugh, the new guy? He's SNOW help. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5231 I don't think he really needs a coat. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5232 "I'm doing my part to make America Great Again. I'll take one- half dozen of these sweaters in 3 sizes, small, medium, and large.~ 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5233 He said he’s about to have a panic attack – something about the heat in here terrifying him. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5234 This is not the place to be, nobody was ever molested here. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5235 It’s really cold in here - I could swear they’re running the air conditioning right now, in February for God’s sake! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5236 You'd think he'd be in the market for some pants. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5237 The holiday temp from outerwear? Formal - no warmth. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5238 Can't decide 48 wide or a skinny 6. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5239 As I expected, the seasonal workers remember nothing from last year's training. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5240 Customers have been complaining that his hands are too sticky. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5241 He acts like he knows winter! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5242 Stay cool, and be the hot topic. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5243 Oh! That is Frosty the Snowperson! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5244 He might have three of them, but I wear the pants in the family. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5245 Rumor has it, that he once pretended to be parson. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5246 Isn't Halloween just great? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5247 Finding him pants will be a challenge. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5248 The new guy is super cool. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5249 He’ll be back by March. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5250 He wants something insulated for sunny days. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5251 And he still wonders why I've been so cold. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5252 I'd report him to HR, but he's smooth down there. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5253 He keeps singing that Modern English song from the 80s. It's creepy. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5254 He came in last year and made some crack about his carrot "being more than a nose." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5255 it's so easy to snow him. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5256 Don't be taken in by the smile, he's ice cold. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5257 I feel badly that we can't tell him that no amount of clothes will keep him from melting. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5258 I have a feeling the divorce is final 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5259 Sure, he’s jolly. But, when you need him he just melts away. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5260 I keep telling him the maternity section is off-limits. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5261 I think we need to turn up the heat. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5262 Careful what you say, Betty. He's Christmas Eve's Dropping. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5263 I wish my boyfriend looked as good. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5264 What a holiday season! They hire the cheapest help they can find and then they turn down the heat! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5265 Frosty just hit on me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5266 The new sales associate has a real knack for our winter displays. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5267 Snowman over there thinks it will make your hips look big 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5268 He said he was Frosty The Snowman's nephew. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5269 He keeps asking for cold shoulder tops for his wife. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5270 Lucy's been frosty with customers this whole week. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5271 "He's one of those new holiday robots that's soon to replace us." Shelley Rodgers Alexandria, VA 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5272 Ever notice how seasonal workers are way too cheery? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5273 I don't trust the new guy. He's way too jolly. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5274 Yes, my wife read the damn article and now I can’t find it anywhere! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5275 Why does he always act so cold to me? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5276 Don't bother getting to know him, he's only seasonal help. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5277 He's from corporate. Oh, and he might ask if you want to ride the carrot. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5278 He;s part of our seasonal hiring plan. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5279 Sure he looks nice, but one more crack about what he wants to do with that nose and I'm turning him in to HR 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5280 He's always interested in quick sale. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5281 Sure he's great now, but every spring he just seems to melt away... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5282 One of these days I'm puttin' on that top hat and brushing off his tail. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5283 Then when I said no to the snow job, he asked if I wanted a carrot ride. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5284 It’s sad — as a seasonal employee with no papers, he’s facing deportation 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5285 Did you fire the old cleaning lady? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5286 He wants carrot orange on charcoal black. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5287 Measuring someone for a wardrobe before they melt? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5288 ”It’s the same thing every year. He can never stay out if the cold long enough to make up his mind. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5289 See that guy over there? He insists he's a 'summer'... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5290 At least it's better than his Mardi Gras costume. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5291 I hate seasonal employees. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5292 "How long y'think smiley will last?"...maybe the first heat wave? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5293 I wish he'd stop singing "Catch me if can" in the headset. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5294 He's really flaky, but that's what you get with a seasonal temp. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5295 He swears all his clothing line is free and warmer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5296 How are we supposed to compete with him in selling sweaters? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5297 Who transferred that clown from Cold Weather Accessories to Better Sportswear? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5298 It really frosts me that he gets paid more than a snow woman. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5299 He came to pick to choose clothes for his husband. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5300 The seasonal help this year is cracra. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5301 Yes.... But he just comes back evey year to work the holiday season. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5302 Evidently, our sales are not that hot. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5303 He wants to know if those pants will shrink in the dryer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5304 It will get slushy around here if we don’t sign up more customers for the store credit card. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5305 Miracle on 34th Street, the Sequel. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5306 Frosty is watching! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5307 He usually works in the Seasonal section. He won't last long here. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5308 He says he's a game changer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5309 I'm going to complain to HR about that nose! I'm feeling really uncomfortable. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5310 Oh ! let me buy some scarecrow apparel for summer 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5311 He works at the water park on the off season. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5312 Isn’t it a little early for after Christmas markdowns? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5313 He won’t let up about his carrot. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5314 Watch out! That guy has a cold personality; he may sexually assault or grope you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5315 Well, he said, "You'd want to find a disguise too, if you saw that new 'Snowman' movie. Even 'Frozen' made more sense!" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5316 As a handicapable hire he is excelling. But that cold cold schnozzz would make even Sappho uncomfortable. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5317 Of course he's always happy--he's a typical guy that keeps the thermostat below freezing. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5318 It's not like we will melt if I turn the heat up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5319 leave it to the snowman. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5320 You have anything for a blue toothache? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5321 Who's the second fastest belly-whopper...in the world? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5322 Three guesses on who's now in charge of cold calls. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5323 Yes, I definitely got your message. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5324 I really thought the invisible man was a myth. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5325 He's outside security, but we're shorthanded. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5326 Can you tell Frosty we don't sort by nose size. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5327 We need something really warm. He's constantly complaining about how cold he is. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5328 No way! I didn't invICE him!! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5329 He thinks he's so cool. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5330 I for one didn't like getting the cold shoulder from the new guy. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5331 I don't care how famous Mr. Frosty is, he can't grope me in the underwear section and expect to keep his job. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5332 Don't look now, but Mr. Snow Wear Man is back. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5333 Let's just hope he doesn't ask to try anything on. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5334 My customer is looking for something with a high R factor. Any ideas? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5335 You can wait on him if you want, but he leaves me feeling Frosty. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5336 Don't look now but we're being replaced by Frosty. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5337 Do you think we should tell him that he's looking through our spring collection? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5338 Where did you put the letter opener? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5339 In Dan’s dream about a post-apocalyptic world, he tells a friend that he was tagged in another friend’s post. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5340 I drew a blank 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5341 I get it now. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5342 Melting snow in aisle two. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5343 How they exchange pollen? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5344 They met on match.com. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5345 See? Digital ads DO work! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5346 Just keep smiling, they don’t seem like initial-carvers. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5347 A nice couple , fair and square... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5348 Cute couple. They've been in love since I was knee high to an acorn. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5349 He's the affirmative action appointee; representing seasonal yo-yo dieters. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5350 Hey Bob, you think I'd look good in plaid? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5351 Size 66 22’s are hard to find. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5352 I have this nagging feeling that I have offended someone 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5353 On second thought, she advised him to buy shares in the apple! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5354 Good bye cruel world. Opps! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5355 Where did you leave that note? My back just started to hurt. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5356 I got nothing. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5357 She wants a divorce unless I convert. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5358 He’s seasonal and gave me the cold shoulder! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5359 Have you heard about the freeze in T-shirts? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5360 He always becomes so frosty around the holidays. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5361 These seasonal workers can be so cold. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5362 I asked her to leave me a list of what to do around the house while she was away...and she didn’t even leave it within reach. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5363 You should listen to the man over there. Scarfs are cheaper and chic. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5364 Yes, it's an emergency. I think I was supposed to take out the trash! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5365 Don't even bother, she's a frosty bitch. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5366 I could've sworn he said some darn of a bitch drew him. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5367 She's never going to fit ion those petites. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5368 Does he really think he's the same as you and me? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5369 One person says it's too warm in here and they crank up the A/C. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5370 Frosty just touched me inappropriately... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5371 Get ‘em before their hot 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5372 I'm pretty sure the holiday temp keeps lowering the thermostat. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5373 They used to hug us, isn’t it lovely they have now found each other 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5374 I just don’t get what I did to make him act so cold! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5375 Job sharing 2017: "Delta 629 turn right heading 260" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5376 He has a very cold personality!!! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5377 I tried talking to him, but he said he had no time for hot air. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5378 Silk scarfs are on the second floor, sir, but we don't sell top hats and corncob pipes. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5379 Really, Irma, a snowman robot? What will management think of next, a flying elf to sell product. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5380 They forgot our snowcones this week. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5381 Our new boss looks friendly enough, but he gives me the chills. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5382 They didn't make it to the fitting room. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5383 He's hard to fit. He keeps loosing weight. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5384 Apparently she actually likes the new uniform. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5385 Only the rack moves quickly. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5386 I wish Frosty learned to mop up after himself. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5387 He does his shopping early before it starts snowing. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5388 The boss says Jack will be issued a uniform when he melts a littler. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5389 I'm going to turn the heat up on him if he tries to put his mitts on me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5390 BeZos considers this our five-minute break. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5391 If he doesn't find the right size, he'll have a melt down. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5392 We're ready for Black Friday. 50 % off all Ugly Snowman Sweaters. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5393 He is so not my type, but I guess he knows how to cinch it okay. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5394 Is our supervisor always so frosty? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5395 That’s not gonna happen. I’m a model 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5396 He wants to know if these will shrink. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5397 No...he's just seasonal." or "Remember when 'we' were considered a minority? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5398 Yeah, he's cool and everything; but half of the inventory is soaking wet! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5399 “He wants to know how we expect to keep our customer base, when we keep the store so overheated”. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5400 He said he'd resign after Groundhog's day. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5401 Not to be critical, but I doubt the warming fleece will be a good choice for him. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5402 Snow opt "Snowbotics. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5403 "I don't think he's anticipating such a hot sales day." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5404 He's asking when will we introduce our line of winter clothes. He says it better be soon. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5405 Hey may melt, but at least he comes back every year. And he doesn’t even need what we sell. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5406 After leaving work I got this stabbing pain in my back. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5407 He will have to lose a few inches to get into those. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5408 I'm looking for the right message! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5409 What do you make of the carrot nose? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5410 He's looking for a snow pack 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5411 Let's have some fun and throw a mink coat on Frosty. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5412 Guess what he said he wants to do with that nose of his! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5413 The harassment began when he got the hat. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5414 Watch out for the guy with cold hands. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5415 He's one of the temp employees they hired for seasonal help. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5416 Do you think anyone is coming? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5417 I'm looking for something black tie optional for the tree lighting... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5418 He asked if we anything antithermal. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5419 "Then he says, 'I'm Frosty, but you're melting my heart.' Ugh. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5420 Some of these seasonal temps really leave me cold! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5421 He said no one will believe you because you’re frigid. Do you think I should file a claim? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5422 Personally, I think calling this a White Sale is as insensitive as the term Black Friday. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5423 We had a lot of trouble finding part time holiday help this year. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5424 Can you believe they promoted Dave to Head of Pants Sales? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5425 Do you think these blouses will shrink after winter? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5426 I hear he has a killer resume. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5427 Do we carry any pants with a 90 inch waist and 0 inch length? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5428 This have extra padding to make grabbing impossible. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5429 Yes, she served me the divorce papers. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5430 Ever heard, "Clothes makes the man?" 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5431 I told him that we don’t wear hats in sales. He claims that if he takes it off, he’ll melt. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5432 Maybe our leaves will fall in love too. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5433 He is finished with the birds and now on the bees. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5434 They're in love and I am losing my leaves! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5435 Awww, leaf them alone! They're falling in love.... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5436 Room Service, I'd like two mirrors please. Stat. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5437 You know what I would really hate? Being a notice board. OW! What was that? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5438 This is no longer Martin Luther's phone number. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5439 Do you need a little more time? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5440 Point made Mother. You're not ready for assisted living. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5441 Yeah, I got the memo. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5442 He keeps insisting on flannel underwear... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5443 Oh hello darling, can you tell me again where the shopping list is... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5444 The new guy doesn't have much flair. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5445 Says he’s cold and looking for a coat to keep him warm! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5446 I refuse to do his summer wardrobe...his weight fluctuates too much. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5447 He's taking the half-off sale 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5448 Your eviction notice has been officially posted 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5449 Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump, look at Frosty go! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5450 I don't care about the scarf. He's naked! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5451 I heard he has been accused of sexual harassment.. expect a meltdown soon. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5452 My backside just got frosted. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5453 He wants to know if we carry YETI. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5454 Snowman goes shopping 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5455 Avoid eye contact to prevent stereotyping. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5456 Oh, He's one of the part-time seasonal guts. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5457 I tried to help him, but all he wanted to know was if I could smell carrots! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5458 The board vote was a stab in the back, 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5459 Frosty, the creep show. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5460 I offered to help him find something, but he was very cold to me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5461 HR says his cold hands are a documented medical condition. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5462 Do we accept payment in snowballs? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5463 Don't you think we're going to melt? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5464 He only comes to our winter sale. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5465 Remind me where you put that shopping list. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5466 In that case, no more pants. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5467 Xtra small rack? Who's he kidding? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5468 I believe it's time for the spring collection. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5469 He says he always puts on weight in the winter, but it will fit him in the spring. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5470 I warned you not to mike him. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5471 Really? All season and prêt-à-porte? He must have mush for brains. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5472 Someday is today for Mr. Melt-and-not-pay. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5473 I told him we were worried about having a meltdown this season, too. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5474 This is not the kind of fun I had in mind. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5475 These seasonal employees are all so flakey. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5476 I know you did it last time, but I'm not cleaning him up. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5477 He's a new employee but I'll bet that he doesn't last very long. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5478 Now, he won't even talk to me. Do you think ' "Now, he won't even talk to me. Do you think 'Frosty' is a racial slur? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5479 The carrot's an issue. Do we have any cardigans? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5480 He's looking for a climatized label. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5481 What did you do with today’s menu? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5482 Where do we keep wetsuits extra large? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5483 He wants to know if it is guaranteed to shrink. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5484 He keeps saying ‘press here for free bread’ 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5485 Well the new manager hasn't exactly been frosty towards me. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5486 Be forewarned. Afterward, he just melts into thin air. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5487 He's one of the new temporary replacements. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5488 Society's expectation of holiday cheer is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5489 He says hang em, you say fold enough, I say no man 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5490 At least he'll be gone in a few months. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5491 He pushed me against the dressing room wall and said no one would give a shit because he's just folding shirts not Al Franken. And, like, he's right, y'know? If I didn't need the health insurance I'd quit and move back with my parents. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5492 Don't look now, but we got ourselves another flasher in serious need of a tanning bed. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5493 Those seasonal workers are always cold - don’t take it personally. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5494 I heard from Patsy in HR that having him here works wonders for the company's diversity profile. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5495 It will cost a lot in air conditioning 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5496 Gross, Matt Lauer Polos 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5497 New guy's from our northern supplier. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5498 Should we call Security? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5499 I don't care how popular he is, he's weird! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5500 I'm not a racist, but... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5501 Picture Bill Clinton seated at a writing desk w/pen and paper sending condolences addressed. "Dear Garrison," "Dear Al," "Dear Matt." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5502 Don't worry, those seasonal employees disappear after the holidays. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5503 Don't stair! He is from the new surveillance program for customer experience satisfaction department. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5504 Before firing me he said I must be frigid. I wouldn't let him grab my boobs in the elevator. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5505 . . . and our commissions will be paid in marshmallows this year. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5506 I know it's freezing in here. But if we turn up the heat he gets all over the apparel. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5507 I’m fed up with this cold treatment from the shift manager. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5508 The new guy, I'd love to melt that smile off his face. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5509 OK, he's cute, but all he can sell is sweaters 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5510 I'm not going to get snowed here. Man! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5511 Never should have made such a big deal about the AC in here. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5512 Is it just me, or does the floor manager seem a bit frosty today? or He's asking if we carry the new Ted Williams line of cryogenic sweaters. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5513 I'm not worried about the Snowman's sweater, it's the unusually warm weather we're having that's more a concern. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5514 Watch yourself, I think he's a 'secret shopper.' 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5515 Just because you are born over the holidays doesn't mean you can wear your birthday suit to work everyday 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5516 Cold calling has reached a new low! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5517 The temp is a little cold 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5518 I don't know why, but I keep finding coal and carrots in the clothing. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5519 What does he know about summer clothing? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5520 He never buys trousers 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5521 "Yes, I'm sure I'd like to cancel my subscription. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5522 .....He just flashed me in the dressing room! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5523 We sold out of Christmas sweaters last week after he posted a selfie. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5524 He comes in all the time and makes jokes about inseams. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5525 He can't wear warm clothing for long. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5526 Honey? You won't believe it! Trump just named me Chief of Staff! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5527 Those tops will melt the weight off of you! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5528 oh, get the mop, when he tries on something too small he'll leave a couple of quarts on the dressing room floor. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5529 He says we need to order more "shrinkables." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5530 Does it only come in pull-over? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5531 Should I recommend a skirt instead of pants? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5532 Well, with friends like you..... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5533 In the spring he turns into a steamer. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5534 I suggested wearing a cabbage leaf under his hat. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5535 I told him he's out of season but he just won't listen. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5536 We've taken away the stick and put a freeze on the jackets' retail price. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5537 The new boss is so cold! I don't think he'll last long. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5538 Geez..I got machine taking ours but seriously he's in too? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5539 He deserves a cold shoulder. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5540 That old chap, over there, who keeps on jiving to the in-store music, just put his hand on my shoulder and said, "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might whatcha‘ need!" 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5541 He's getting ice cold water on all of our clothes. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5542 He’s only available during the holiday shopping season, but he says he’ll be back again next year. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5543 He's supposed to have a button nose, and he thinks I'm going to give him one, but he's nuts. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5544 It always puzzled me, do our leaves fall because they wear flannel or do they wear flannel because our leaves fall? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5545 Do we fire him now? Or should we wait ‘till he melts? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5546 Legal Aid? My secretary just stuck me with a sexual harassment suit. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5547 Could you have room service send up another steak knife and daily specials... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5548 I’d like to report a crime, I’ve been knifed by some paper based cult. The wound is superficial, but it’s not a good look in the digital age... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5549 What do you mean, "Didn't you get the memmo?"? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5550 There's no drawing. Is this contest for psychics? If it is, how's this - " 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5551 That's right, it's near my scapula on the left side. Oh, and please tell the EMS that I can't lie on my back. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5552 Yes, I received your demands but can't read them. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5553 It's wonderful! Lumberjack is just a "look" nowadays. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5554 This panel intentionally left blank. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5555 Trump Presidency Error 404 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5556 I wish they'd stop saying "bricks and mortar." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5557 Can you believe he actually came in here not wearing any pants? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5558 Is your decision final? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5559 Now I under why the new guy was giving us the cold shoulder. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5560 Should we tell him it's a summer sale? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5561 Space the final frontier. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5562 Don't look now, but he came in without his trousers today. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5563 Yes she has become a bit demanding 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5564 Sometimes an "x" in a black box, in a white box is just an "x" in a black box, in a white box- leaving you all frustrated that your caption contest image appeared to have not downloaded. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5565 He keeps turning the heat down. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5566 It’s that damn history teacher! They’re studying Martin Luther and he’s into “hands-on” pedagogy... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5567 They can carve their initials in me anytime. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5568 I'm falling for you. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5569 I couldn't wish them more joy if they'd converted from paper to e-statements. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5570 Don't worry Marty, they're just lifestyle lumberjacks. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5571 Ooh, those fall colors mean they'll soon be hibernating with takeout and Netflix! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5572 Have you any of these in braille? I am going on a blind date! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5573 Mr. Frost just grabbed my ass. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5574 Now they can focus on cutting one another down, instead 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5575 Aww... the family's tree is about expand! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5576 So the silly graffiti on the trees was a waste of my time? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5577 And she even delivered the divorce papers...in person. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5578 Hey Bruce, grab those flannels. Winter’s a-comin’. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5579 No, Luther is his last name. Martin Luther's your man. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5580 I wrote down all your info... Facebook, email, Instagram, website, on and on... I just can't remember where I put it. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5581 Sales Quotas! I can't wait until the spring line gets here. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5582 I know the hat's awful, but if they take it away from him, he just sits there and melts. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5583 Personally, I've never been a fan of relaxed fit. Guess it works for some. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5584 Our new seasonal colleague is melting already. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5585 :With all this warmth I hope ne has a Merry Xmas." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5586 He’s seasonal help. He only works in the winter. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5587 I think he's giving me the cold shoulder. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5588 These are selling like cold cakes. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5589 Just ignore him, he's looking for summer sale items. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5590 Why should we all have to freeze in here just to accommodate one other employee with a condition? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5591 Doctor, I can't wait until Monday. It's a Three Day Notice. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5592 Should I upsell him on matching socks? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5593 Unless they put the a/c on, he'll never make it to Christmas. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5594 I think he’s a bit ephemeral for even a seasonal job but who listens? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5595 Are they still predicting a white Christmas? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5596 I know it's his custom, so who am I to criticize, but coming to work in just a top hat and scarf is kinda creepy... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5597 No! I don't 'back-stabber' is too harsh of a term, Joyce ! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5598 Personally, I think he should look for a kilt. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5599 He's helping with the flash sale. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5600 We've ran out of wet floor signs already. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5601 She thinks she’s so special. Can we turn up the heater? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5602 i tell you i need more hours and you hire this bitch what the fuck 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5603 Have you seen my carrot?" "Don't you know I can hear you? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5604 Do you like my scarf?" "Should we get her scarf?" "I know, we should. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5605 I doubt he'll buy anything...he just asked to see our bathing suits. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5606 He's from the North store. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5607 If he asks me one more time if these come in waterproof material, I'll scream. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5608 His smile says "I can laugh and play," but have you tried to chum up with him? I think he's made of snow. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5609 Why do I have to take all the heat off the new guy? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5610 He never makes it through the shift without disappearing. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5611 Don't make eye contact, he'll melt in twenty minutes. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5612 His staring at me all day with that perverted smile on his face gives me the creeps. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5613 Sarah. Where did you put my mother's letter? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5614 he said if I don't 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5615 It's the same every year. He just melts when he sees our sale prices! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5616 I know we're supposed to be the 'precariat' but this is getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5617 He's only part time, his last job went south! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5618 He's not the first boss to ask me to 'nibble his carrot'. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5619 He's the only man I know who is always cold no matter what he wears. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5620 They turned the thermostat way down so he wouldn't melt... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0