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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Surprise, surprise. The new manager is a fat white guy with no pants. 1.9952 0.01444 3509 1292 942 1275
1 I can already tell he won't last. 1.9660 0.02601 912 297 349 266
2 He's not as bad as the last manager. That one was abominable. 1.9646 0.01396 3504 1261 1106 1137
3 They didn't say who...they just said one of us won't be here in the spring... 1.9441 0.01529 2719 944 983 792
4 It's not you, he's frosty to everyone. 1.9403 0.01781 1910 639 746 525
5 I told him if he can't find his size to just wait a few minutes. 1.9308 0.01921 1793 659 599 535
6 Either the constant staring stops or I'm cranking up the thermostat. 1.9240 0.02384 1105 392 405 308
7 I hear he had a meltdown after the holidays last year 1.8822 0.02217 1222 447 472 303
8 He's the very definition of seasonal help. 1.8631 0.02880 716 268 278 170
9 If he asks you if you want to see his other carrot, just say no. 1.8532 0.01683 2507 1101 673 733
10 I think you misunderstood when I said to hire seasonal help. 1.8336 0.01712 2109 856 748 505
11 He insists it's all water weight. 1.8312 0.01975 1558 627 567 364
12 They set the temperature for just ONE employee while the rest of us freeze to death. 1.8169 0.02483 956 385 361 210
13 So he calls me into his office and when I get there he's wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat 1.7911 0.01686 2312 1051 693 568
14 I guess the hiring freeze has officially started. 1.7766 0.01865 1670 713 617 340
15 He's fun, sure, but he won't last. 1.7759 0.02821 647 255 282 110
16 If I wanted a boss with no pants, I'd have stayed in Hollywood. 1.7621 0.01728 2156 1011 647 498
17 As seasonal workers go, he is much better than the turkey they hired last month. 1.7434 0.03488 530 256 154 120
18 Of course they hired another white guy. 1.7320 0.01838 1918 947 538 433
19 By two o'clock, he'll be just another 'clean-up in aisle 2'. 1.7258 0.02013 1397 639 502 256
20 He works well, but has serious meltdowns. 1.7202 0.02253 1126 523 395 208
21 He'll be gone by spring. 1.7137 0.02394 985 459 349 177
22 You don't think it's odd that he's looking at summer clothes? 1.7075 0.02533 899 429 304 166
23 Well, we asked the agency to send over a temp. 1.7035 0.02153 1268 616 412 240
24 So what if his hands are just sticks, he should still have to fold. 1.7002 0.02596 824 389 293 142
25 He says he used to know his wife's size, but with global warming... 1.6829 0.02078 1356 680 426 250
26 He’s asking about our ‘No Payment ‘Til Spring’ special. 1.6801 0.03075 622 314 193 115
27 Don't worry. He won't last long. 1.6644 0.01853 1612 807 539 266
28 I made him. Now he's telling me how to do my job? 1.6640 0.02324 1125 594 315 216
29 If he spends any more time deciding, he'l actually fit into a Small. 1.6606 0.03028 548 262 210 76
30 Apparently he was just over in the produce department picking his nose. 1.6570 0.03031 761 441 140 180
31 At least he doesn't tell me I'm hot. 1.6516 0.03258 508 256 173 79
32 Wait until you see the Easter sales staff. 1.6408 0.03313 515 271 158 86
33 One week and he’s store manager--I’m calling white male privilege. 1.6369 0.02169 1479 880 256 343
34 He gives me the chills... 1.6298 0.03197 497 252 177 68
35 After the holidays last year, he had a total meltdown. 1.6239 0.02173 1231 676 342 213
36 Something tells me this one's not going to be able to take the heat. 1.6175 0.03009 515 256 200 59
37 Trust me, he's a temp. 1.6141 0.02846 653 347 211 95
38 I don't care how great an employee he is...if he touches that thermostat one more time, he's outta here. 1.6117 0.02318 1043 573 302 168
39 He won't last a day. 1.6054 0.02442 958 537 262 159
40 It's freezing in here. Would it kill anyone if we turned up the heat? 1.6048 0.02501 949 543 238 168
41 Then what bathroom do YOU think he should use? 1.6045 0.02892 660 364 193 103
42 After the holidays, the seasonal staff will be liquidated. 1.5981 0.03573 418 229 128 61
43 I betcha he won’t last til spring. 1.5953 0.02494 845 462 263 120
44 How am I supposed to enforce no shirt no shoes no service when this guy comes into work with no pants. 1.5936 0.03464 438 240 136 62
45 Just wait. These seasonal workers always melt under pressure. 1.5927 0.02453 820 437 280 103
46 They only hired him because he's seasonally appropriate and anatomically incapable of sexual harassment 1.5915 0.02934 683 397 168 118
47 If he starts humming that tune one more time, I'm turning up the thermostat. 1.5902 0.02735 793 464 190 139
48 His meltdowns are legendary. 1.5899 0.02714 790 458 198 134
49 Claire says he's just here until the spring liquidation. 1.5869 0.02673 765 432 217 116
50 If he harasses you, I'll turn up the heat. 1.5852 0.02730 704 391 214 99
51 They prefer to be called 'snow person'. 1.5852 0.02953 634 361 175 98
52 At least the elf knew how to work a register. 1.5813 0.02736 664 362 218 84
53 I give him three months. 1.5806 0.02799 713 411 190 112
54 Great. Another beloved public figure out with no pants on. 1.5741 0.02983 634 371 162 101
55 No worries, he won't last. 1.5698 0.02914 630 362 177 91
56 He’s only a temp. 1.5664 0.07097 113 67 28 18
57 He's seasonal 1.5662 0.02900 604 341 184 79
58 I'd date him but I'm really looking for something that will last past February. 1.5657 0.02883 601 337 188 76
59 I know he's stealing all the buttons, I just cant prove it. 1.5655 0.03007 603 352 161 90
60 He called ME a snowflake. 1.5654 0.03188 566 339 134 93
61 It’s so easy to spot the seasonal employees. 1.5645 0.02907 597 337 183 77
62 You turn up the thermostat; I'll grab the 'Wet Floor" sign. 1.5619 0.04098 331 196 84 51
63 They said the new guy was a jolly happy soul, but he's been pretty Frosty to me. 1.5610 0.03397 426 239 135 52
64 Seasonal hire. He won't last a week. 1.5554 0.03056 542 311 161 70
65 His last boss said he had a meltdown. 1.5525 0.03230 514 304 136 74
66 If he tries to show me his carrot one more time I’m going to punch him in the snowballs. 1.5503 0.03528 487 306 94 87
67 All that diversity talk and they go hire another white man. 1.5469 0.03415 501 311 106 84
68 I just can’t warm up to the new guy 1.5458 0.03063 491 275 164 52
69 Great. They went outside to fill that position. 1.5453 0.03375 486 295 117 74
70 I don’t think he’ll last a day. 1.5453 0.03375 486 295 117 74
71 Whatever happened to 'no shoes, no shirt, no service'? 1.5443 0.03291 485 288 130 67
72 Says he needs the money to start a slush fund. 1.5442 0.03531 452 277 104 71
73 Bet you the seasonal hire doesn't last a day. 1.5437 0.03473 412 239 122 51
74 He says he's here for the liquidation sale. 1.5416 0.03364 469 281 122 66
75 I'll be surprised if he lasts a week. 1.5412 0.03392 449 266 123 60
76 He's a temp. 1.5357 0.03515 448 276 104 68
77 He always disappears just before the spring line arrives. 1.5350 0.03666 357 207 109 41
78 Well, I refuse to mop up after the seasonal hires. 1.5315 0.03499 429 260 110 59
79 Yeah, he's a temp. He'll be gone by summer. 1.5307 0.03499 424 256 111 57
80 Seriously, who wears white after Labor Day? 1.5296 0.03569 423 260 102 61
81 He asked me out last spring then disappeared. 1.5277 0.03541 415 252 107 56
82 We figured out who's been turning down the thermostat. 1.5277 0.03541 415 252 107 56
83 They told me he's diversity hire, but as far as I can tell he's just another white guy. 1.5268 0.03640 410 254 96 60
84 I've been giving him the cold shoulder, but it just seems to encourage him. 1.5267 0.03659 412 257 93 62
85 He'll be gone by the spring. 1.5258 0.03644 407 252 96 59
86 clean-up in aisle three in about ten minutes. 1.5258 0.03628 407 251 98 58
87 I'm not sure the new guy is going to last. 1.5237 0.03601 401 245 102 54
88 If it takes him any longer to decide we're going to need a mop 1.5237 0.03549 401 242 108 51
89 Fake nose. 1.5217 0.03707 391 243 92 56
90 I think he's Canadian. 1.5206 0.03675 388 239 96 53
91 Don't worry. He's cool. 1.5206 0.03584 388 234 106 48
92 Is it me or is the new guy always sweating? 1.5195 0.03529 385 229 112 44
93 Why does everyone think the new guy is so cool? 1.5184 0.03485 380 223 117 40
94 He's an 8. 1.5182 0.03741 384 240 89 55
95 Just trust me, you don't want to be anywhere near him when he has one of his meltdowns. 1.5161 0.03700 372 228 96 48
96 He got really upset when I told him that scarf looks hot. 1.5161 0.03680 372 227 98 47
97 If he asks you to laugh and play, don't. 1.5150 0.03554 367 217 111 39
98 You're right. It would be just as weird if he wore pants. 1.5137 0.03721 364 223 95 46
99 These seasonal hires never seem to last. 1.5123 0.03637 367 222 102 43
100 I like our seasonal help, I really do...., but if he says, 'Do you get my drift?' , one more time, I'm going to scream! 1.5118 0.03783 340 206 94 40
101 It's all water weight. 1.5112 0.03656 356 214 102 40
102 He wants a Large to wear today, a Medium for tomorrow, and an Extra Small for next week. 1.5112 0.03887 356 225 80 51
103 These seasonal workers never last. 1.5099 0.03679 353 213 100 40
104 He says "Frosty" is racist. He prefers Kevin. 1.5092 0.05731 163 103 37 23
105 Something about him just gives me the chills. 1.5086 0.03807 348 215 89 44
106 He's asked to stay on after the holidays. Do you want to break it to him, or should I? 1.5058 0.03757 346 212 93 41
107 Trust me, don't go anywhere near his carrot. 1.5031 0.03824 324 197 91 36
108 He needs it in a smaller size, should I just adjust the thermostat? 1.5030 0.04017 334 214 72 48
109 He’s refusing to work the fire sale. 1.5016 0.03893 319 196 86 37
110 The dude's definitely bi-polar. 1.5015 0.03847 327 201 88 38
111 The iceman browseth. 1.5015 0.03954 331 209 78 44
112 I don't think the new guy is going to last long. 1.4984 0.03999 321 203 76 42
113 Only one man in the whole department, but he gets to set the thermostat? 1.4984 0.04067 319 204 71 44
114 He just thinks he's so much cooler than everybody! 1.4962 0.06002 133 82 36 15
115 Seasonal worker. 1.4952 0.03790 313 189 93 31
116 He insists on looking at the petites - says he'll grow into them. 1.4952 0.03974 313 196 79 38
117 Let's hope he doesn't have a meltdown. 1.4952 0.03762 313 188 95 30
118 Keep an eye on our buttons. 1.4952 0.03888 311 191 86 34
119 He knows nothing about pants. 1.4952 0.03967 311 194 80 37
120 If he asks me to adjust his carrot one more time, I'm going to HR. 1.4935 0.04147 306 197 67 42
121 By the time he decides he'll be two sizes smaller. 1.4935 0.03907 306 188 85 33
122 Someone keeps taking the carrot from my lunch. 1.4917 0.03991 303 189 79 35
123 If he asks, "do you smell carrots?" one more time... 1.4901 0.04088 304 194 71 39
124 I hear he's only temporary 1.4900 0.04130 300 192 69 39
125 He won’t last a week. 1.4899 0.04172 296 190 67 39
126 Is it just me or does the new guy give you the chills? 1.4881 0.03764 293 174 95 24
127 I had a feeling that he'd be back again some day. 1.4863 0.03985 292 181 80 31
128 He says he needs a smaller size because of global warming. 1.4863 0.04073 292 184 74 34
129 More like BOSSY the snowman. 1.4862 0.04375 290 193 53 44
130 So that's what they meant by 'hiring freeze'. 1.4843 0.04005 287 178 79 30
131 He says he's quitting, but just you wait. He'll be back again someday. 1.4823 0.04298 282 184 60 38
132 I have nothing against seasonal help, but I have seen his kind before and they always melt under pressure. 1.4823 0.04119 282 178 72 32
133 If he tells me one more time "you need to chill" I'm going to lose it. 1.4800 0.04258 275 177 64 34
134 I'm so over him...can we turn up the heat? 1.4800 0.04100 275 172 74 29
135 Is it me, or is the new guy really cool? 1.4758 0.04064 269 167 76 26
136 He wants a gift for his wife. She's having a meltdown. 1.4755 0.04177 265 167 70 28
137 If he "accidently" pokes me with that carrot one more time I'm turning up the heat 1.4755 0.04312 265 171 62 32
138 Don’t worry. He won’t be here long. 1.4752 0.07392 101 68 18 15
139 Well, he warned us he'd be back again some day. 1.4733 0.04281 262 168 64 30
140 All I'm saying is that I couldn't show up to work wearing nothing but a hat and scarf. 1.4722 0.04442 252 164 57 31
141 It's not as bad as last year when they hired the Little Drummer Boy. 1.4710 0.04352 259 168 60 31
142 I just hope he doesn’t have another melt down. 1.4685 0.04271 254 162 65 27
143 He told everyone, so now the girls at the makeup counter are calling me “The Snowblower”! 1.4683 0.04751 252 174 38 40
144 That constant drip - drip - drip is driving me crazy. 1.4683 0.04184 252 158 70 24
145 He wants to know if our return policy extends into the Spring. 1.4659 0.04258 249 158 66 25
146 He won't last long 1.4659 0.04296 249 159 64 26
147 I thought it best that he work in Seasonal. 1.4659 0.04023 249 152 78 19
148 He's part of the hiring freeze. 1.4659 0.04444 249 163 56 30
149 He wants to know what an inseam is. 1.4656 0.04471 247 162 55 30
150 At least the carrot's on his face this time. 1.4628 0.04614 242 162 48 32
151 What's really odd is he's a climate change denier 1.4628 0.04614 242 162 48 32
152 Just how am I supposed to measure his inseam. 1.4628 0.04539 242 160 52 30
153 I'm glad we have a new seasonal employee. The last one was kind of a turkey. 1.4612 0.04564 232 152 53 27
154 He keeps giving me the cold shoulder 1.4603 0.04385 239 154 60 25
155 Jolly and happy my ass. But he can literally sell ice to Eskimos. 1.4599 0.04452 237 154 57 26
156 Why did they assign him to spring wear? That's just cruel. 1.4596 0.04439 235 152 58 25
157 I think he’s stealing buttons. 1.4583 0.04290 240 153 64 23
158 "He said he identifies as 'part Oxygen and part Hydrogen'". 1.4570 0.05458 151 97 39 15
159 He smokes a pipe and doesn't wear pants. It's like working with my grandpa. 1.4569 0.04723 232 157 44 31
160 Tries on every scarf in the store, leaves them a wet mess, then says, "I'll be back again someday." 1.4565 0.04633 230 153 49 28
161 I can't believe the balls on that guy. 1.4565 0.04873 230 159 37 34
162 He keeps returning his purchases for smaller sizes. 1.4553 0.04437 235 153 57 25
163 He's looking for something for his wife in a size figure 8. 1.4545 0.04366 231 148 61 22
164 It's your turn to mop up the fitting room 1.4545 0.04451 231 150 57 24
165 He just stares at me like his eyes are made of coal. 1.4541 0.04260 229 144 66 19
166 Holiday temps never last long. They can't take the heat. 1.4541 0.04123 229 141 72 16
167 Until they build that wall with Saskatchewan, nobody's job is safe. 1.4537 0.04761 227 154 43 30
168 Once things heat up, we'll see what these seasonal employees are made of. 1.4509 0.04681 224 150 47 27
169 I bet the new guy is gone by Spring. 1.4509 0.04595 224 148 51 25
170 He's abominable. 1.4509 0.04681 224 150 47 27
171 He seems a bit bi-polar. 1.4509 0.04507 224 146 55 23
172 I think it’s a bad idea, too, but he knows how to accessorize. 1.4505 0.04625 222 147 50 25
173 He doesn't have a snowball's chance. 1.4505 0.04399 222 142 60 20
174 I don't think he'll make it past the fire sale. 1.4505 0.04536 222 145 54 23
175 Tell him to keep his twigs to himself, ok? 1.4505 0.04625 222 147 50 25
176 Trust me, he won't last. 1.4505 0.04491 222 144 56 22
177 I tried to get to know the new clerk, but he's a little frosty. 1.4505 0.04536 222 145 54 23
178 Funny. I always thought we'd be replaced by robots. 1.4500 0.04656 220 146 49 25
179 Every week he comes in asking for a different size. 1.4500 0.04566 220 144 53 23
180 Are they drip-dry? 1.4500 0.04656 220 146 49 25
181 Yeah, he poked me with it, too. 1.4475 0.04671 219 146 48 25
182 All I know is, the buttons on our pants started disappearing after he showed up. 1.4475 0.04248 219 137 66 16
183 He won't last. 1.4470 0.05052 217 153 31 33
184 I give the new guy a week. He won't last. 1.4470 0.04702 217 145 47 25
185 Yeah, nice guy, but I'm not sure he has what it takes to get through the holidays. 1.4465 0.04041 215 130 74 11
186 We don't have it in large but if we wait a bit I think he'll fit in medium. 1.4465 0.04688 215 143 48 24
187 For a jolly, happy soul - he's really cold to the customers... 1.4465 0.04499 215 139 56 20
188 Sure, he can accessorize, but he'll be gone by Spring. 1.4465 0.04401 215 137 60 18
189 Nothing fits him so I turned the heat up to 86. 1.4465 0.04642 215 142 50 23
190 Not a chance in hell. 1.4429 0.04721 210 140 47 23
191 If he tries to grab you, just pull his arms out. 1.4423 0.04851 208 141 42 25
192 I think with that one, it really IS water weight. 1.4396 0.04619 207 136 51 20
193 It could be worse. Housewares has the Grinch. 1.4396 0.04915 207 142 39 26
194 Well, at least they're not replacing us with robots. 1.4384 0.04632 203 133 51 19
195 His wife left him, so he wants a sweater to end it all. 1.4384 0.04787 203 136 45 22
196 I learned my lesson last Christmas. Never get too attached to the seasonal help. 1.4384 0.04579 203 132 53 18
197 He says his assets are frozen now, but they'll be liquid soon. 1.4384 0.04787 203 136 45 22
198 The new guy keeps messing with the thermostat. 1.4343 0.04547 198 128 54 16
199 You know he can't pay us, right? His assets are frozen. 1.4343 0.04821 198 133 44 21
200 Talk about white privilege... 1.4343 0.04926 198 135 40 23
201 Bet he doesn't last the season. 1.4343 0.04603 198 129 52 17
202 Don’t worry, he’s a seasonal employee. He’ll be gone by the end of winter. 1.4308 0.04927 195 133 40 22
203 They took us literally when we asked for temporary seasonal workers. 1.4308 0.04477 195 125 56 14
204 I hate temps, they always disappear with the first warm day. 1.4308 0.04873 195 132 42 21
205 He gives me the chills... 1.4308 0.04818 195 131 44 20
206 Well they couldn't put him the shoe department. 1.4286 0.04812 189 126 45 18
207 If he asks to turn the heat down one more time, I am going to shove that carrot right up his frosty ass! 1.4286 0.05259 189 134 29 26
208 I just figured out who keeps turning the air conditioning up. 1.4286 0.04928 189 128 41 20
209 It's hard finding warm bodies to fill positions this time of year. 1.4286 0.04744 196 131 46 19
210 He’ll be gone by the liquidation sale. 1.4278 0.04722 194 129 47 18
211 Please. I know his type. He'll disappear by spring. 1.4263 0.04734 190 126 47 17
212 I heard that layoffs were over but new hires would be frozen. 1.4255 0.05170 188 132 32 24
213 I don't think the new guy is going to last. 1.4255 0.04828 188 126 44 18
214 Oh, him? He's a seasonal employee. 1.4255 0.05002 188 129 38 21
215 Management loves his holiday vibe, but I think he'll be water under the bridge by spring. 1.4255 0.04524 188 121 54 13
216 If there is no such thing as white privilege, how come he doesn't have to wear pants to work? 1.4255 0.05058 188 130 36 22
217 Whatever you do, don't mention the fire sale. 1.4247 0.04805 186 124 45 17
218 Retail will crush that jolly, happy soul. 1.4239 0.05081 184 127 36 21
219 If anyone asks, company policy prohibits glacial profiling, but between us... 1.4239 0.05022 184 126 38 20
220 Man does that new guy have balls. 1.4233 0.05147 189 133 32 24
221 He doesn't even exercise; it just melts right off 1.4231 0.04817 182 121 45 16
222 He comes in once a year and always buys the same outfit. 1.4231 0.04817 182 121 45 16
223 One: they hired yet another white guy. Two: he never wears pants. 1.4231 0.05062 182 125 37 20
224 So Legal came by ,apparently it's 'Frosty The Snow Person'..from now on on! 1.4225 0.04903 187 127 41 19
225 I always knew he'd be back again, someday. 1.4208 0.04919 183 124 41 18
226 Let's see how jolly happy his soul is when we roll out the new summer collection... 1.4208 0.04858 183 123 43 17
227 31 degrees inside is not a reasonable accommodation. 1.4199 0.05020 181 124 38 19
228 Did we actually agree on a hiring freeze? 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
229 Abominable taste. 1.4199 0.04896 181 122 42 17
230 This is his first day back after his meltdown on Black Friday 1.4190 0.05122 179 124 35 20
231 He marked them down below zero. 1.4190 0.05122 179 124 35 20
232 ... and we need one size 29 triple Z shoe. 1.4190 0.05060 179 123 37 19
233 He thinks he's so cool. 1.4190 0.04934 179 121 41 17
234 The new guy won't last long. 1.4190 0.04998 179 122 39 18
235 Well, I guess they weren't kidding about the hiring freeze... 1.4181 0.04776 177 117 46 14
236 The smile is friendly, but the eyes are cold. 1.4181 0.04843 177 118 44 15
237 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat I found, because when I placed it on his head, he began to mark things down. 1.4171 0.05143 175 121 35 19
238 Hey, sometimes a carrot is just a carrot. 1.4162 0.04851 173 115 44 14
239 I knew he was a creep when he asked if I wanted to see his icicle. 1.4157 0.05440 178 129 24 25
240 Does he know he's only temporary? 1.4138 0.05097 174 120 36 18
241 Giving him the cold shoulder doesn't seem to be working. 1.4138 0.04965 174 118 40 16
242 Sell it to him quick before he changes sizes. 1.4138 0.05097 174 120 36 18
243 He asked us to join him for a cold one after work. 1.4138 0.05162 174 121 34 19
244 Don't worry -- he won't last the season. 1.4136 0.04848 162 106 45 11
245 Direct him to the trouser area without making eye contact. 1.4128 0.04937 172 116 41 15
246 Suddenly it's insensitive to bring carrots to work? 1.4128 0.05334 172 122 29 21
247 Well, I just think snowperson sounds ridiculous. 1.4128 0.05205 172 120 33 19
248 The seasonal help always think they're going to last longer than they do. 1.4128 0.04868 172 115 43 14
249 Apparently they've lifted the hiring freeze. 1.4128 0.05073 172 118 37 17
250 Well, he did say he'd be back again some day. 1.4128 0.05140 172 119 35 18
251 I hate seasonal hires. Last year's kept asking me to sit on his lap. 1.4128 0.05270 172 121 31 20
252 Only accept cash from him, no credit, his assets are frozen! 1.4107 0.05227 168 117 33 18
253 He keeps telling me that later on we'll conspire? I'm reporting him to HR. 1.4104 0.05181 173 121 33 19
254 It's just not fair, in the spring the pounds just melt off of him. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
255 Well, he was an extra large fifteen minutes ago. 1.4083 0.04924 169 114 41 14
256 He’ll never last. 1.4072 0.05177 167 116 34 17
257 Once you get to know him, he's totally chill. 1.4072 0.05382 167 119 28 20
258 Let's just hope this one doesn't have a meltdown like the last one. 1.4072 0.04817 167 111 44 12
259 Sure, he dresses nice but he's a little chilly to the customers. 1.4061 0.04375 165 104 55 6
260 He was hitting on me. Do we sell blow dryers? 1.4061 0.05222 165 115 33 17
261 He’s a seasonal employee; I don’t think he’ll last long. 1.4061 0.04855 165 110 43 12
262 It's part of the diversity program 1.4061 0.05151 165 114 35 16
263 He won't last until Christmas. 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
264 He's the new seasonal hire They said he would be gone by Spring 1.4049 0.05268 163 114 32 17
265 I swear to God if he tells me I should smile more again I'm turning up the thermostat. 1.4049 0.05268 163 114 32 17
266 The inappropriate comments I can handle, I just wish he’d wear pants. 1.4037 0.04936 161 108 41 12
267 OMG, he is so last winter. 1.4037 0.05014 161 109 39 13
268 Is it inappropriate to wish him warm wishes this holiday season? 1.4037 0.05387 161 114 29 18
269 Is our pay really 79 cents for each dollar he gets? 1.4037 0.05315 161 113 31 17
270 Ugh... I had a feeling he'd be back again someday. 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
271 Snowbots are taking our jobs. We need to build a firewall. 1.4037 0.05014 161 109 39 13
272 The mall Santa got him this gig. 1.4037 0.05091 161 110 37 14
273 I’m just sick of mopping-up after these seasonal hires. 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
274 If he says “thumpety thump thump” one more time when I walk by, I’m smacking him. 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
275 He says he's a large for the next hour. 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
276 You'd think he'd be looking for pants. 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
277 His father worked here, too. Then one day last March he just didn't show up. 1.4013 0.05543 152 108 27 17
278 You would think, in the current culture, that the holiday help would have to wear pants. 1.4000 0.05109 160 110 36 14
279 He put the name Parson Brown on his application. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
280 Would it kill him to take off the top hat? 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
281 If he asks for another discount, I swear I'm going to turn up the thermostat. 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
282 He annoys me too, but he’ll be gone in a few weeks. 1.3987 0.05075 158 108 37 13
283 It's time to turn up the heat on the new guy 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
284 Don't waste your time. He'll be gone by spring. 1.3987 0.05457 158 113 27 18
285 Do not mention next week's fire sale. 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
286 We are going to need a mop on aisle 5 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
287 Sorry, it's my fault. I told him 'You can do the job when you're in town.' 1.3974 0.05656 156 114 22 20
288 This guy is giving me the chills. 1.3974 0.05119 156 107 36 13
289 He’s a seasonal worker 1.3974 0.05037 156 106 38 12
290 Let's see if he makes it to the spring collection. 1.3974 0.05278 156 109 32 15
291 Check the permanent address on the credit card. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
292 I bet he'll be gone by spring. 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
293 The last time I turned up the heat, he reported me to HR. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
294 Sure, he's cool now, but I bet he melts under pressure. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
295 Wanna bet who's going to win December Employee of the Month again this year? 1.3947 0.05294 152 106 32 14
296 What's abominable is that scarf. 1.3947 0.05613 152 110 24 18
297 I heard there's a hiring freeze on seasonal employees. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
298 Swimsuit season should be interesting. 1.3947 0.05211 152 105 34 13
299 Not every seasonal temp is that cool. 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
300 If he asks me if I want to see his "snow balls" one more time, I'm calling H.R? 1.3935 0.05298 155 109 31 15
301 No, don't think so. The store detective is disguised as Santa. 1.3922 0.05346 153 108 30 15
302 He's been giving me the cold shoulder all day. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
303 He's a seasonal hire. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
304 He insists he’ll be able to fit in those smaller sizes as early as next week. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
305 I miss the elves. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
306 This is not what I meant by a more diverse workplace. 1.3904 0.05530 146 104 27 15
307 He said, "Are you Married?" And I said "No Man!" Can you believe the balls on this seasonal help? 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
308 I'm filing a report with HR, as soon as I figure out which one of the guys texted me a photo of their carrot. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
309 He warned us he'd be back one day. 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
310 Management sure is taking this hiring freeze seriously 1.3893 0.05103 149 102 36 11
311 Say no when he offers to show you his snow balls. 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
312 If he touches the thermostat one more time, I’m going to wipe that smile off his face. 1.3893 0.05691 149 109 22 18
313 I don't care if he's "seasonal" - I'm going to HR unless he puts on some pants. 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
314 Remember the turkey we hired last month? 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
315 I just can't believe HE is the diversity hire. 1.3893 0.05103 149 102 36 11
316 I told him he had a snowball's chance in hell of finding pants that fit 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
317 He's been giving me the cold shoulder all day. 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
318 You should have seen the puddle he left last year. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
319 I feel for him, too. They didn't need him in the Holiday window display anymore, but he doesn't know a thing about women's clothing. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
320 He won't last more than a day. 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
321 Don't worry, he won't last through spring. 1.3878 0.05414 147 104 29 14
322 He says he can only work until spring 1.3878 0.05058 147 100 37 10
323 He's just working while his assets are frozen 1.3878 0.05583 147 106 25 16
324 He gives all the customers the cold shoulder 1.3878 0.04773 147 97 43 7
325 It's his break time. He wants to know where he can go to chill out. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
326 I hear there's a Claus in his contract. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
327 Look it's the new temp. I don't think he'll last until Spring. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
328 His pants are off again. I'm calling H.R. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
329 I would ask him to work late, but he'll have a meltdown. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
330 He’ll never last. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
331 I doubt he'll last 3 months. 1.3878 0.05666 147 107 23 17
332 And he refuses to sell pants. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
333 Don't worry, he's just temporary. 1.3873 0.05551 142 101 27 14
334 I’m still not happy about this hiring freeze. 1.3869 0.05792 137 99 23 15
335 He’s obsessed with climate change 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
336 Don’t bother making friends. He’s a seasonal. 1.3862 0.05552 145 104 26 15
337 Can't he be a jolly happy soul with pants? 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
338 Put him charge of the pants department. Maybe he'll get the hint. 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
339 Susan, do we have a dressing room with a drain? 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
340 Watch, he'll be gone by spring. 1.3851 0.05551 148 107 25 16
341 They come, they work the holidays, and then you never see’em again. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
342 The department manager wants to prove that global warming is a non-issue. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
343 He thinks they'll fit better in a couple of hours. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
344 You think that’s his real carrot? 1.3846 0.05607 143 103 25 15
345 Boss or no boss, if he hits on me again we'll be featuring complimentary snow cones. 1.3846 0.05780 143 105 21 17
346 I know he looks broke, but he's got a secret slush fund. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
347 He flashes that carrot at me one more time, I'm calling HR. 1.3830 0.05752 141 103 22 16
348 All he talks about is global warming. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
349 Last year I dated him and then he just vanished. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
350 Diversity? They just hired another damned white guy. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
351 I went out with him once, and things just kind of started snowballing. 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
352 I'd fuck him. 1.3819 0.06233 144 112 9 23
353 Looks innocent now, but at the Christmas party he had his twigs all over me. 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
354 And then play it cool like, "What puddle? What carrot?" 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
355 All I know is there was a puddle under the suit rack and Frosty the Sales Associate was standing there with that grin of his. 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
356 Something tells me the new guy won't last the day. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
357 I've seen his type before. As soon as it warms up he'll be gone. 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
358 He says I’m not cool enough for him. 1.3786 0.05503 140 100 27 13
359 I'm this close to lighting a fire under his ass. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
360 He's wondering if the scarf makes him look fat. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
361 Here's a guy who comes to work every day wearing nothing but a hat and a scarf and no one says a word. 1.3768 0.05163 138 95 34 9
362 'Find some temps with no visible tattoos,' they said. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
363 No, I don’t think the new guy is hot. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
364 This is their idea of diversity an cold white male? 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
365 20 bucks says he has a complete meltdown by Christmas Eve. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
366 He's in denial - he thinks he's a medium 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
367 What do we have that flatters a pear-shaped figure? 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
368 Trust me; he'll be gone by spring. 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
369 These seasonal employees never last very long. 1.3750 0.05711 136 99 23 14
370 He just asked me out for a Sno Cone. 1.3750 0.05711 136 99 23 14
371 I give him a week, tops. 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
372 His sales pitch is very carrot and stick. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
373 He sent me a picture of his other carrot! 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
374 Every year the holiday hires get flakier and flakier 1.3723 0.05675 137 100 23 14
375 The new guy asked what an inseam was. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
376 If that new guy asks me to adjust his carrot nose one more time, I'm going straight to HR. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
377 He’s a nice guy but some of his friends are abominable. 1.3712 0.05732 132 96 23 13
378 He say it's okay if they shrink. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
379 Seasonal staff. They're all a bunch of flakes. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
380 He's going to ask you to straighten his carrot. Trust me, don't! 1.3712 0.05732 132 96 23 13
381 Yet I'm the one they call frosty. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
382 I remember when seasonal employee meant college student. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
383 He's a bit frosty, but he warms up once you get to know him. 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
384 He wants to look at our fall line. I don't have the heart to break it to him. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
385 You want to get rid of him politely? Turn up the thermostat. 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
386 I saw him on break, just standing there, with his head in the freezer. 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
387 The new guy won't last long. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
388 Sure he’s a jolly, happy soul, but I’m still the one who has to mop up the puddles in the fitting room. 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
389 Should we call HR? He's been staring at us for the past 20 minutes. 1.3692 0.05895 130 96 20 14
390 They're calling it a "hiring freeze." 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
391 "He's here to help with the liquidation sale". 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
392 He’s taken three corncob pipe breaks and it’s not even lunch yet. 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
393 Really? The Burl Ives collection? 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
394 I solved the mystery of the missing buttons. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
395 The new guy gives me the chills. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
396 You'd think with that figure he'd spend more time eating carrots and less time wearing them 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
397 I hope he knows he's temporary. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
398 I told him to do one thing differently and he almost had a meltdown. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
399 Every year the temps always start out so jolly and happy. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
400 I don't care if he's tall, I'm not going out with a climate change denier. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
401 I know he's seasonal, but no pants in the work place is bad these days. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
402 Sure, it helps with sales. But I'm freezing. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
403 Sure, he's kind of cute, but I never date seasonal help. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
404 I don't think he'll last. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
405 I hear he's the kind of guy that just plays with you for a while and then disappears. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
406 Personally, I would never wear white after labor day. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
407 He says he's looking for something with moisture wicking capabilities 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
408 Call security. Every year he comes into the store with no pants on looking for the snowblower department. 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
409 They said he could do the job when he’s in town. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
410 If the New Yorker did a cartoon about this, it would suck. 1.3636 0.06014 132 100 16 16
411 Seasonal employee. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
412 It's the holiday help. Usually they're gone by spring. 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
413 That icy stare is making me uncomfortable. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
414 I don't think he's gonna last. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
415 He just cancelled the spring liquidation sale. 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
416 I guess Mr. White Male Privilege feels entitled to come to work naked. 1.3622 0.05986 127 95 18 14
417 He's beating us in sales. Can you turn the A/C down a bit? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
418 I'll bet you this new guy doesn't make it past Spring. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
419 How'd the new guy manage to book the entire summer off? 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
420 I don't think the new guy is going to last. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
421 How long would we keep our jobs if all we wore was a scarf and a top hat? 1.3622 0.05439 127 90 28 9
422 It’s the other carrot that is the problem. 1.3622 0.06191 127 97 14 16
423 Our liquidation sale will end soon. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
424 He won't last. 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
425 I wouldn't worry. Those seasonal workers never last. 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
426 He must be a secret shopper. I've only ever seen him buy a scarf. 1.3622 0.04830 127 85 38 4
427 He thinks everything makes his butt look big. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
428 And why doesn’t the dress code apply to the seasonal employee? 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
429 I'm all for accommodating diversity but keeping the store at 32 degrees is beyond the pale. 1.3600 0.05946 125 93 19 13
430 Of course they promoted another White man instead of us. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
431 He’s just abominable! 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
432 I don't think the new guy's gonna last. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
433 I hate working with these seasonal employees. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
434 I heard there was a hiring freeze. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
435 I know it's important to have workplace accommodations, but I wish we could turn the heat up just a bit more. 1.3600 0.05611 125 90 25 10
436 You'd better call for mop-up on aisle 3 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
437 Where did you leave the wet floor sign? 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
438 He'll be gone by summer 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
439 It's creepy, but I really like carrots. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
440 He wants to know about our summer line. What should we tell him? 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
441 Puddle on aisle 2. 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
442 He refuses to go to the Men's Dept., says the sweaters there make his butt look big. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
443 He's seasonal 1.3577 0.06123 123 93 16 14
444 Temp. 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
445 I thought we couldn't wear hats... 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
446 Same old story - he says he’ll be thinner by summer 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
447 I was a climate change denier until now. 1.3571 0.05797 126 93 21 12
448 Don't worry. He won't last long. 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
449 I tell you, somebody's taking all the buttons. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
450 I wish his wardrobe was a bit more substantial. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
451 He's not interested in any of our hottest styles. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
452 I wish I could come to work naked. 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
453 This hiring freeze has gone too far. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
454 He's concerned about shrinkage. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
455 They hired *that* guy back? He had a total meltdown last holiday season. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
456 Nothing on the rack will fit him for another 30 minutes. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
457 They lied about the hiring freeze. 1.3529 0.06037 119 89 18 12
458 He's been looking for work ever since the war on Christmas ended. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
459 I predict he'll be gone by spring. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
460 He's just going to make a big mess, and then not buy anything. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
461 It's not that he's naked, I just can't stand hats. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
462 I don't know why they hired him. He's bound to have a melt down. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
463 Wait a few minutes. He'll be looking for a smaller size. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
464 Do you think we should talk to HR? I mean, he’s not even wearing pants today. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
465 I feel like the new guy's just gonna melt under pressure. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
466 He's just temporary. 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
467 He's getting on my nerves. Turn up the heat. 1.3529 0.06154 119 90 16 13
468 Sure, a silk top hat, but he's still a drip. 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
469 Sure he's jolly, but he's a mess by the end of the day. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
470 He won't last through February. 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
471 He’s quiet, but prone to meltdowns. 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
472 I just figured out who keeps turning the thermostat down to 32 degrees. 1.3504 0.05472 117 83 27 7
473 It's only a matter of time until he has a complete meltdown. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
474 And they say I’m frosty! 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
475 I'm getting HR involved. He asked me again if I wanted to see his snow balls. 1.3504 0.06227 117 89 15 13
476 I don't think the new guy's gonna last long! 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
477 I think figured out where those buttons went. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
478 Your new hire just leered at me and said, "Thumpity thump thump," and he's not wearing pants. 1.3504 0.05862 117 86 21 10
479 If he leaves a puddle again, you clean it up 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
480 This is why we need to secure our northern border. 1.3504 0.05986 117 87 19 11
481 I don't care who he is, he needs to put on some pants. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
482 He keeps asking me if I'd like to see his other carrot. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
483 These seasonal hires never last. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
484 Just keep him away from the suede jackets. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
485 Magic hat my ass, he hasn’t sold a damn thing since he started. 1.3478 0.06181 115 87 16 12
486 I heard he had a meltdown during the staff meeting! 1.3478 0.06303 115 88 14 13
487 I give him 3 months tops. 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
488 Don’t worry. He won’t be here long. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
489 He'll fit into that by June, if he's lucky. 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
490 I keep giving him the cold shoulder, but it turns out he's into that." 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
491 I say we turn the heat up on the new guy. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
492 Nobody told him that he’s just a seasonal employee. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
493 He just winked at me and said: "Not all the magic is under the old black hat, if you know what I mean." 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
494 He's going to be worthless with the Spring Collection. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
495 And I thought robots were going to replace us. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
496 Don't use the ice in the break room. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
497 Don't worry, he'll be gone by spring. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
498 He's looking for something in charcoal. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
499 He's just a seasonal manager. He'll be gone in the Spring. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
500 We're going out after work to get slushied. 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
501 He won't last long in this atmosphere. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
502 It's okay, they're drip-dry 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
503 I didn't know this is what they meant by hiring Freeze. 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
504 Right now I'd give anything for a blow torch. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
505 It's not the magic hat I'm worried about. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
506 Now that Big Oil’s scheduled to start drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge they’ve been moving down here in droves. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
507 Think he knows his days here are numbered? 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
508 He's friendly enough with the customers, but when it comes to folding clothes he's abominable. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
509 Stop selling those magical hats. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
510 The new guy seems a little cold. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
511 Surprise, surprise, they hired another white guy. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
512 The new guy? A little frosty, don't you think? 1.3421 0.06082 114 86 17 11
513 They may not fit now, but eventually he'll melt into them. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
514 Every Christmas he comes in to buy a sweater for his wife, we never have her size, and then he has a huge meltdown. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
515 I sure hope the new hire makes it through Black Friday without a complete meltdown! 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
516 He's a good employee but sometimes he just disappears. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
517 Trust me, he won't last. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
518 Styrofoam gave him a new lease on life. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
519 Be polite. we can't afford another meltdown. 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
520 Is it cold in here or is it just me? 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
521 Don't ask him to work next summer -- he'll have a meltdown. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
522 Either he puts on some trousers, or I’m talking to H.R. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
523 He flashed his carrot at me. 1.3393 0.06285 112 86 14 12
524 So sad, the new clerk is a global warming denier. 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
525 He's a temp, but he says he'll be back again some day. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
526 It's so sexist! The manager would be all over any woman who wore just a just a hat and a scarf. 1.3393 0.06156 112 85 16 11
527 He doesn’t always keep that carrot on his face, you know. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
528 I better go help him before he has a total meltdown. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
529 I don't understand why he's asking about our summer line. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
530 Yeah, the new guy sells a lot of scarves but I doubt that he'll last here till Spring. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
531 I told him, when he shrinks it will fit. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
532 New guy seem a little cold to you? 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
533 He won't last long 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
534 Customers are complaining that he’s Frosty 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
535 I don't care what he says about his little dinosaur arms... he should have to fold sweaters like everyone else. 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
536 He'd better be a seasonal hire. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
537 Unfortunately, his insistence on a first date became stronger after I gave him the cold shoulder. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
538 He said, "Are you married"? I said "Yeah, man." But that wasn't the end of it. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
539 It's hard to warm up to seasonal help. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
540 Sure. He's great with customers, but I doubt he'll make it through spring. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
541 Turns out Frosty over there has a complete melt down if he has to help fold clothes. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
542 He's just a seasonal shopper. 1.3364 0.06231 110 84 15 11
543 Is it just me, or is Macy's new supervisor real frosty this year? 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
544 We've run out of wet-floor signs again. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
545 He's really good at using the carrot and stick method with customers. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
546 He's an XXL/XL/L/Medium/Small 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
547 Welcome to the cold day in hell. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
548 I get that we needed seasonal help, but the next time he pokes me with his carrot, I'm calling HR. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
549 Did you turn down the thermostat? 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
550 Another white male consultant. 1.3364 0.06364 110 85 13 12
551 The new guy keeps fiddling with the thermostat. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
552 He's not going to last. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
553 You can tell he's a seasonal amateur...NOBODY pairs a plaid scarf with vegetables anymore. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
554 First time someone wants something that WILL shrink. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
555 We'll have to replace him in a few hours. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
556 I can't stand the new guy. Let's turn up the heat. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
557 He gives me the shivers. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
558 He’s the only man who hasn’t been fired for harassment yet. 1.3363 0.06362 113 88 12 13
559 He's just seasonal. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
560 He seems a lot happier since he stopped smoking that pipe. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
561 Yeah they hired another old white guy for the job. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
562 The new guy will never make it through the spring. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
563 I declined to laugh and play with him, and he called me a cold-hearted bitch. 1.3333 0.06445 108 84 12 12
564 Explain again why he makes 20% more than us. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
565 It was marketing's idea to hire him, but he can't fold and he keeps wetting the floor. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
566 He got hired right after they told ME that I was too cold to customers. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
567 I wish he’d put some pants on. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
568 He's only seasonal. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
569 He's useless. I told him to sort the rack by size and he froze. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
570 Ever since he's placed that old felt hat upon his head, he's begun to play around. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
571 I feel kind of guilty selling clothes to a future puddle. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
572 He's a temp, and he'll probably be gone by April. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
573 Someone needs to tell him his account is frozen. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
574 He asked to take a corncob pipe break. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
575 I don’t know why, but he gives me the chills. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
576 I don't like our new boss either, but I have a feeling he'll be gone by spring. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
577 He's a hard worker. Too bad he's temporary. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
578 Our jobs are safe, he's just a seasonal hire. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
579 Do we have anything in rotund? 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
580 It’s always the same. He can only work till spring. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
581 I think we're taking this Diversity in the Workplace a bit too far. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
582 He's been giving me the cold shoulder all week. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
583 Human resources said the pants issue was all in my head. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
584 I swear, they let the seasonal help get away with anything. He's not even wearing pants! 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
585 He's a white dude. Of course he's paid more than us. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
586 They said he's part of a veteran hiring incentive. He served in the War on Christmas. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
587 His look will be out by Spring. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
588 Don't worry, he won't last through spring. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
589 Amazing, he's had a #1 hit for the last 40 years and he still only shops the sale rack. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
590 All Of These Are Drip - Dry. 1.3333 0.04743 108 73 34 1
591 It's no easier when I pretend that he is Parson Brown. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
592 Magic in that old silk hat, fat chance. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
593 They hired him off the street. 1.3304 0.06134 112 86 15 11
594 If we don't do something about global warming, we won't have any seasonal workers left. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
595 ‘I haven’t seen him for a year and now he expects to pick up where we left off.’ 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
596 If this is their idea of holiday temps what's it going to look like around here during groundhogs day 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
597 Please. I give him until spring. 1.3302 0.06390 106 82 13 11
598 These seasonal employees they hire never seem to last. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
599 He's always sliding around, staring at me with those black soulless eyes. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
600 You wait. He won't last six months in this job. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
601 Don’t turn around to look. He never wears pants. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
602 We dated for a while, but then he totally ghosted me over the summer. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
603 Trust me; he'll be gone by spring. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
604 He said I make him melt. I’m considering going to HR, but I'm not sure they’ll believe me over a white male. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
605 Can you believe this? He told me I could play with his snowballs! 1.3302 0.06390 106 82 13 11
606 If he offers to show you his candy cane just say no. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
607 Trust me; he won't last. These seasonal hires just can't take the heat. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
608 I fucking hate our seasonal workers 1.3271 0.06742 107 86 7 14
609 Yes, I _know_ he's at least an XL now, but he insists he'll need XS in the near future. 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
610 Don't let the smile fool you, he is as cold as they come. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
611 L on the top, XXL on the bottom. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
612 Seasonal hire. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
613 Did you hear anything about a hiring freeze? 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
614 That's what I hear too ... white, male, and cold as ice. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
615 I don't care if he's the manager, it's freezing in here! 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
616 I've already called HR. His "pants optional" look is scaring away customer. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
617 I think our diversity program is getting a little out of hand. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
618 Said he needs an XL, a L, M, S, XS, and a Mop and Bucket 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
619 Don’t tell him but I can’t take it anymore. I’m turning on the heat. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
620 Trust me. He won't last three months here. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
621 This diversity thing is getting out of hand. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
622 Another creepy man in the workplace who "forgot" to put on his pants! 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
623 Well, that gives new meaning to hiring freeze. 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
624 The new guy can be a bit frosty. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
625 His folding ability may be poor, but he sure knows how to accessorize. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
626 Don't go in the backroom with that one. He'll show you his other carrot. 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
627 I don’t understand why she’s being so cold to us 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
628 Forget it. He'll just give you the cold shoulder. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
629 I think choosing a spring wardrobe is a bit optimistic, don't you? 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
630 I thought it would be robots. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
631 I don't even bother trying to get to know the seasonal employees. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
632 Seasonal temp. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
633 “He doesn’t need a shirt; he needs pants. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
634 I’d be fired in a heartbeat if I showed up in just a top hat and scarf. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
635 Bet he's gone by March. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
636 He’s working out great. It’s like he was made for the holiday season. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
637 You realize he's only seasonal?! 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
638 If he asks me about a summer outfit,I’ll tell him the truth.A bucket. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
639 I know he is only a temp, but I’m not sure if he is Celsius or Fahrenheit. 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
640 Oh, don't worry about your job, he'll be gone by spring. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
641 And then he walked out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a scarf 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
642 His eyes are made of coal. You think he cares that our clothes are made in sweatshops? 1.3269 0.06327 104 80 14 10
643 He said he just came out as a snowman. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
644 He seems nice, but he won't let anyone warm-up to him. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
645 He's literally the whitest manager I've ever had. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
646 Him? He's one of our new seasonal workers. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
647 Do we have anything in a 46 Round? 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
648 This new temp won't last long. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
649 Yeah, he’s been a little frosty lately. 1.3235 0.05243 102 72 27 3
650 You know, he's just a seasonal worker. 1.3235 0.05243 102 72 27 3
651 These seasonal clerks usually don't last a day. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
652 In an hour he'll be in the children's department. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
653 There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that anything here will fit. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
654 I give the new guy three months, tops. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
655 I doubt he’ll last till Christmas. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
656 Look who's wearing white after Labor Day. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
657 The new guy gives me the chills. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
658 The new guy's not gonna last five minutes in here. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
659 Keep him away from clothes that need dry cleaning. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
660 What's in that corn cob pipe is what I'd like to know. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
661 When did we drop the 'need a pulse' requirement for seasonal employees? 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
662 I had to go to human resources about the corn cob pipe. 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
663 The new guy has been giving me the cold shoulder all day. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
664 I'm trying to be friendly, but he's just so cold. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
665 What do you get for someone who's going to melt? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
666 Forget the carrot, he has no nose for fashion. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
667 He's just like any other boss I've had - cold hearted and inappropriately dressed. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
668 He says he's looking for Spanx....in white... 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
669 Can we go one day without a meltdown? 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
670 It’s hard to know what’s real anymore. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
671 The seasonal workers always take it too far. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
672 I'd heard our new coworker was a jolly happy soul, but I find him a bit frosty. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
673 The new guy is such a flake! 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
674 I'll distract him. You raise the thermostat. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
675 I give him until March, tops. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
676 He's just a seasonal hire. He'll be gone by the middle of March. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
677 He fired Nancy for touching the thermostat... 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
678 It's so sad when seasonal help thinks they have a shot at a permanent position. 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
679 I'm pretty sure he'll be gone by Spring. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
680 Did they really need to get outside help? 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
681 That creep gives me the chills. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
682 Oh God...another drip. 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
683 Seasonal employees are the worst. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
684 Don't do it, Janice. Right now it's fun, but come March he'll stop responding to any of your texts. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
685 Yes, he's cold, but strangely irresistible. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
686 I'm betting he won't last through Spring. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
687 " He wants something to make himself look cool ". 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
688 He wants to know if they come in round. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
689 Keep him away from the suede. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
690 Just being around him gives me chills. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
691 You told me to get some seasonal help. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
692 He's got the best headset and doesn't even have ears. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
693 White privilege. 1.3163 0.06741 98 78 9 11
694 Diversity is one thing, but this is ridiculous. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
695 don't worry about him, he won't last the day 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
696 If he tells me to work overtime I'm turning off the AC. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
697 At least his carrot isn't pierced. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
698 He said he’s not shopping for pants 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
699 Pfff. They say inclusion, I say another white male. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
700 He's the only guy in the store that hasn't harassed me 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
701 I don't know about you, but I think he's really cool. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
702 This is a huge step up for him. He lived on random front lawns 24/7 up until now. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
703 Call HR and tell them the new guy isn't wearing any pants. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
704 He's invited us to chill after work. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
705 He says he needs a 36 jacket and 62-26 pants. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
706 I asked if I could help him, but he gave me the cold shoulder 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
707 He says she's a small, medium, and large. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
708 Has he tried showing you his other carrot yet? 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
709 So much for the president’s promise to get rid of undocumented workers. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
710 I'm like, so over him. Spring can't come soon enough. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
711 He's a great employee, but he'll be leaving us in March. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
712 He's a great holiday temp, and he dances pretty good for a white guy. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
713 I told him. No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
714 I’ll bet that new guy doesn’t last till spring. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
715 He's not sure of his size. Says it changes according to the weather. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
716 I have a feeling he won’t last. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
717 I give him two weeks before he has a meltdown. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
718 Rumor is this one works undercover for ICE. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
719 The new guy is a TOTAL drip. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
720 Has anyone told him about Climate Change? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
721 Oh great, they hired another creepy white guy. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
722 It’s only a matter of time till the new guy has a melt down. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
723 The last time someone touched the thermostat, he filed a worker's comp claim. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
724 I wish that he’d put on some pants and cover his snowballs. 1.3125 0.06674 96 76 10 10
725 Do we make a size 36 round? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
726 Don't worry about the new manager. He'll be gone by spring. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
727 He’s the only guy who passed all the new background checks 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
728 I know he's only seasonal help, but seriously, there is a dress code. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
729 I swear, ever since he started I find chunks of coal in the lingerie bins...... 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
730 Nobody sells more wool scarves. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
731 I mean, who brings their lunch on their face? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
732 We’re trying to attract a cooler crowd. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
733 I dunno, Frosty the Salesman just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
734 He got the job because the boss made him, but he won't last. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
735 I found a corn-cob pipe in the breakroom. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
736 All I know is our scarf sales are up, and out carrot sales are through the roof. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
737 I figure I'll have a better shot at manager after our spring liquidation sale. 1.3125 0.06674 96 76 10 10
738 You hired him for his sales experience? You do realize what he meant when he said he's mastered cold calling, right? 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
739 If that carrot gets any longer, I'm calling HR. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
740 He should be shopping at Until March, not Forever 21. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
741 Great! This is two weeks in a row where I go to enter my caption around 11:45p and you have next week's contest already up. Thanks a lot! WTF?! 1.3125 0.06837 96 77 8 11
742 I don't care if he get's the employee discount, do NOT let him try anything on ! 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
743 The new guy is kind of a drip 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
744 I know what you’re thinking... but he makes me feel joyful and triumphant. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
745 Our jobs are safe; he disappears in March. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
746 Should I show him the Spring collection? 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
747 Yeah, he's a new hire but he's only seasonal. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
748 Go easy on the new guy, he doesn't take the heat well. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
749 Don't look! Mall security. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
750 This diversity program is getting out of hand. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
751 Yeah, yeah, they all say he's a "jolly, happy soul," -- frankly, he leaves me cold. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
752 He is smiling now but always has a meltdown near the end of his shift. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
753 I don't think it's him. He has a button not a carrot. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
754 I don't care if he doesn't have eyelids. I don't like the way he is looking at us. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
755 Don't get too attached. He's a seasonal hire. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
756 He wants one that does shrink. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
757 Don’t look now but the seasonal temp “forgot” his pants again 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
758 He says he'll be into XXS by spring. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
759 I suggested he look at pants first. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
760 If it doesn't fit, he says he just stands in the sun. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
761 Oh, just ignore him, Becky. He's only seasonal. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
762 Tell him 'No credit! Cold hard cash, only' 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
763 He gave me the cold shoulder. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
764 I told him, again, even seasonal employees must wear pants. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
765 Hey, if he can tag merchandise, I don't care if he drips. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
766 ''Have maintenance send up a squeegee.'' 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
767 From window dressing to Assistant Manager in under three weeks... That kid is magic. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
768 If we can get him to wait a few hours, this sweater will fit him 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
769 What do we have that goes with carrot? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
770 I've been receiving complaints about customers trying on "wet clothes." 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
771 Apparently we’re in a hiring freeze. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
772 He'll be gone by spring. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
773 I bet you $100 the new seasonal worker doesn't last until Spring. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
774 His sales have gone through the roof since he dropped the corn cob pipe and the button nose. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
775 He's temporary. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
776 Look who's calling who frosty. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
777 This customer keeps insisting he's a size 8. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
778 He's the new temp. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
779 There's something about the new guy; I don't think he'll last. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
780 Five bucks says the new guy doesn't last 'til April. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
781 He got a little frosty when I suggested a larger size. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
782 He says he's sick of hand-me-downs. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
783 It's the Miami store. He's never going to last. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
784 Trust me--he only wants to stick his nose in your business. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
785 He won't listen to me. Keeps saying I don't know Jack. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
786 He supposedly cares about climate change, but he has two eyes made out of coal. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
787 The new guy looks a little wet behind the ears. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
788 I'm sick of his carrot-and-stick approach. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
789 He's definitely seasonal. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
790 He's just temporary. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
791 Don't worry. He's just a temp. He'll be gone by spring. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
792 You don't have to deal with him for long. He's only seasonal. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
793 Maybe if we just keep talking, he'll disappear. 1.3085 0.06598 94 74 11 9
794 Maybe we should steer him away from the Spring collection. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
795 Festive, sure, but what good would he be chasing a shoplifter? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
796 I hate how my boss is always a white male. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
797 Seasonal hire . . . . 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
798 What do we do if he wants to try one on? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
799 I could care less which bathroom someone uses, I just can't stand the trail of puddles 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
800 They hired him during the Sidewalk Sale, but I don't think he'll last long. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
801 The new guy? I give him till spring. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
802 At least he wears clothes, not like those damn penguins we had last year. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
803 Check out the hat. His taste is abominable. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
804 The new guy is abominable. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
805 I've heard of seasonal workers, but this is ridiculous. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
806 Seasonal workers over the holidays are the worst. They always melt under pressure. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
807 He says he can never find pants that fit. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
808 That's one cold customer. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
809 He asked me if we have any jackets with coal buttons. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
810 I never got snowmen. Like, just what we need–another white guy, standing there, doing nothing. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
811 I refuse to call him 'snowmanager.' 1.3043 0.06867 92 74 8 10
812 If he buys the jacket and pants it will change the whole song. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
813 I mean, would it kill him to turn on the heat once in a while? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
814 He's great at selling scarfs. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
815 Don't worry---he'll only last a few weeks. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
816 Some customers find him a little cold, but that's just his nature. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
817 That new guy thinks he's soo cool. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
818 I think they've taken this 'seasonal help' thing a little too far. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
819 I find the new floor manager to be quite cold. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
820 Don’t fire him just yet. First turn up the heat. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
821 I told him he has to wear clothes, even if he is a celebrity. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
822 Seasonal help. Won’t last long. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
823 He's looking for something in drip-dry. 1.3043 0.05065 92 65 26 1
824 never an outfit, only accessories 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
825 I mean, he's a jolly happy soul and all, but he's got zero eye for fashion. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
826 If you can believe it, his name is Rudolph. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
827 He wants to know if you have size roly-poly . 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
828 Jolly happy soul or not--he calls me 'hot' one more time I'm going to HR. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
829 He’ll have a total meltdown if you even mention the dress code. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
830 Yeah, fashion is easy when you're ALL water weight 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
831 What exactly does he need a scarf for? Classic case of over-accessorizing. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
832 "Security cameras tell a different story regarding his silk hat that he found". 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
833 He won't last through Christmas 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
834 I don't think that new guy is gonna last. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
835 His size issues? Mostly water weight. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
836 The new guy has been a little cold with customers. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
837 Frosty there needs help. He can’t find trousers that fit. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
838 He's one of the new low-temp employees. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
839 He always melts under the holiday pressure. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
840 I swear, the minute the sun comes out these seasonal workers seem to disappear. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
841 Yeah, the new guy is cute but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
842 He wanted to know f we had any of the drip-dry shirts in XL? 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
843 His type never lasts long. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
844 He won't last here long. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
845 Just tell him that he doesn't stand a snow ball's chance in hell of using ANY rest room. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
846 These diversity hires are getting ridiculous. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
847 I tell you it's a double standard. Imagine what would happen if I were that cold to the customers. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
848 Like he is going to find anything to fit that butt of his! 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
849 He's looking for large, drip-dry, that doesn't run. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
850 If he doesn't put on pants, I'm calling corporate. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
851 I think he's a seasonal worker 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
852 The new guy won’t last the season. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
853 Just ignore him. He won't be around long, anyway. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
854 It should fit him better in just a few minutes. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
855 He will need a size small in a few minutes 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
856 He won't last long here. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
857 I want to make a report of sexual harassment to HR! He asked me to give him a snow job! 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
858 He'd just better not come near me with that thing. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
859 Sales are slipping. 1.3000 0.06787 90 72 9 9
860 He’s a seasonal hire. He’ll be gone before spring. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
861 And I thought the last manager was frigid. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
862 We'd be busier if it didn't have to be 32 degrees all the time. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
863 "I'm reporting him, and his 'snowballs' for seasonal harassment"! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
864 Pretty optimistic...looking at the new spring lines. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
865 What makes you think he'' What makes you think he's just a seasonal worker? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
866 He is just a Holiday seasonal hire. I have a feeling he won't be around for very long. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
867 The new guy’s struggling. Says he can’t take the heat. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
868 Don't worry...he'll be gone by tomorrow...we turned up the heat! 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
869 Something tells me this one won't last. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
870 He's such a snowmansplainer. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
871 Something with UV protection. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
872 Diversity hire. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
873 If he bothers you again just turn on the furnace 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
874 He wants to know if our shirts come in round. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
875 I bet he doesn't last. By tomorrow he'll be gone. :) 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
876 The new guy has been cold to me since day one. 1.3000 0.05108 90 64 25 1
877 It's not magic - it's not even silk. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
878 I heard him tell a customer that the weather outside is frightful, but retail is so delightful. Can you believe that guy? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
879 I don't want to be insensitive to special needs employees, but do we have to keep the store at 31 degrees for the new guy? 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
880 The old guy with no pants is back and I think he wet himself. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
881 He may look cute but he's Frosty with the customers. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
882 He doesn't stand a snowballs chance in hell getting my job. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
883 No. YOU tell him he needs to wear pants on the sales floor. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
884 Don't worry, he's just a seasonal employee. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
885 It's starting to look a lot like Christmas. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
886 No matter how well he dresses, people will still fixate on his nose. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
887 He turns out to be a big flake. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
888 Seasonal workers are abominable. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
889 Yes, he's a jolly and happy soul, but he can't fold a sweater to save his life. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
890 He's behind me isn't he? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
891 I’m gonna wipe that fake smile right off his face. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
892 Of course they promoted a white male. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
893 Are snow balls considered harassment? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
894 He's just a seasonal employee. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
895 I say he's gone by March. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
896 Maybe if we turn up the thermostat, he'll leave. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
897 He’s a seasonal employee obviously. He’ll be lucky if he lasts to the end of the shift. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
898 He May be a jolly, happy soul, but I think he has eyes of coal! 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
899 They said he's a temp. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
900 And all this time we were worried about being replaced by a robot. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
901 I'm skeptical that a 32-degree workplace is really a federal mandate. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
902 "Seasonal help!" This one's definitely going to have a melt down. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
903 The cosmetics people told him he's a winter. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
904 He's finished. I just turned up the heat. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
905 This one won't last long. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
906 Go tell him those are the summer clothes. 1.2967 0.06900 91 74 7 10
907 We don’t have to get him fired – we just have to turn the heat up. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
908 He asked me out this morning. I turned the thermostat up all the way. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
909 I swear to God, if he touches that thermostat again... 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
910 Somehow he made it through the hiring freeze. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
911 If he can't find what he wants, I think he's going to have a meltdown. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
912 Some say he's nice, but I think he's a little Frosty. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
913 My every suggestion is met with some kind of frosty reaction! 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
914 I suggest Big and Tall through Christmas, Petites in the Spring, and Swimwear starting in June. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
915 I bet the new temp won't last long. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
916 Did you hear the new intern won't be around this summer? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
917 He thinks he's cooler than we are and doesn't have to fold stuff. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
918 Our seasonal help is never ready for the fire-sale. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
919 Bet you the new guy doesn't last through spring. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
920 What I want to know is how he keeps that hour-glass figure. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
921 Future clean-up in aisle 5. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
922 This new guy’s a little flaky. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
923 He wants snow shoes. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
924 I just can't warm up to him. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
925 Management is taking "seasonal employment" a bit literally. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
926 I don't care if he has no opposing thumbs. We end up doing all the folding. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
927 I think he looks ridiculous in that scarf 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
928 I predict he'll be gone by spring. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
929 Our new manager really gives me the chills! 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
930 HR sent him over from Shoes. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
931 Yes, I flirted with him, but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
932 In this day and age, I'm just glad it's a carrot. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
933 Don't worry. I don't think the new guy is going to last long. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
934 I'll bet the new guy is gone before his shift ends. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
935 And then he tells me to ‘just chill out.’ 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
936 He seems flaky to me. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
937 Behind you. Customer meltdown. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
938 He's asking for a winter jacket that converts into a pail in the spring? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
939 He said he can’t come back for the spring clearance. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
940 Is it just me or does the new guy seem cold? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
941 I have never seen him in the shoe department. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
942 Why don't the seasonal hires have to follow the dress code? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
943 If he asks, 'Can you smell carrots?' once more, I'll turn the damn heating up. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
944 Just keep ignoring him. He'll disappear eventually. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
945 Holiday help, am I right? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
946 All I said was button noses are more on trend this season. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
947 I don't think he walked in here wearing that scarf. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
948 Seasonal hires can be so cold. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
949 Do you suppose that there is a snow woman? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
950 Don't let him put anything on layaway. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
951 Holiday hiring has really gotten out of control. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
952 I bet the new temp doesn't make it past April. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
953 Ugghh, seasonal workers... 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
954 He's looking for something off-white with a 48 top and a 68 bottom. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
955 Such a shame. He just started last week but the Liquidation Sale is tomorrow. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
956 I can't stand these seasonal hires. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
957 He’s a new seasonal hire. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
958 He is so last season. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
959 ...and then I was like, "Stop your mansplaining. I do recall the most famous reindeer of all." 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
960 I don't mind him coming to work naked, but the hat is so last Christmas. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
961 He's cute, but i don't think he'll last. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
962 What does he know about pants anyway? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
963 Temps never last. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
964 He said he can laugh and play just the same as you and me. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
965 Trust me, he won't last the season. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
966 I give him the cold shoulder but it only encourages him.. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
967 The new store clerk is so cold to me. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
968 And his customer service skills are abominable. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
969 He just snowmanplained why he can't work Christmas. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
970 Don't let him try anything on. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
971 Ha ... he's got a snowball's chance in hell. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
972 He thinks he’s magic in that old silk hat. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
973 His coal eyes kind of freak me out. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
974 His sales record is just abominable, and on top of that, he's got a frosty attitude. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
975 These seasonal hires are going to melt under pressure. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
976 By the end of the season, he’ll be gone 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
977 It's definitely not his size, but every year he insists he'll lose weight by Spring. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
978 He has a well-rounded sense of style 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
979 Ignore him. He's just another pale, stale male who'll be gone the day after Christmas. 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
980 I’ll bet the new guy doesn’t last through the summer. 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
981 He wants us to do more cold calls! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
982 Him? That's Frosty, the clothes-man. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
983 Lets hope this new guy does not have a meltdown on Black Friday 1.2907 0.06793 86 69 9 8
984 He thinks he's sexy. He used to be on television or something. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
985 I envy him....if its a little tight, he just shaves a little snow off his hips.... 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
986 That seasonal hire over there keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
987 Sure, the boss likes him now. But how is he going to cope when the heat is on? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
988 I'd describe his attitude as 'frosty'. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
989 These seasonal hires never last. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
990 Sure, he's jolly--but will he last another season? 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
991 If we wait a few minutes he will fit into a size two. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
992 Does the new manager seem cold to you? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
993 If he rolls away with that scarf, I'll alert security. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
994 Keep this to yourself, but I've heard from Sally that he's on the verge of a major meltdown! 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
995 He's a temp. Don't expect to see him for much longer. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
996 He's bipolar, but usually a happy, jolly soul. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
997 I'm not mopping up after him! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
998 I guess there really is a hiring freeze. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
999 Do you offer free tailoring, say around Spring? 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1000 He said.."Do you have anything for an hourglass figure?" 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1001 It's the Bluetooth in his ear that bugs me the most. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1002 Bump up the thermostat, he never buys anything anyway. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1003 Sure, he's fine for now, but what about when things heats up? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1004 I don’t know where he gets off on calling us snowflakes. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1005 He said if he doesn't get a break soon he'll have a meltdown. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1006 Let me tell you; last years meltdown was not a pretty sight. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1007 I told him sooner or later size small will fit him 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1008 Can we hold this sweater for him? His account's frozen till July 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1009 I hate these seasonal hires. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1010 He said he wants to apply for our new credit card. The one with no payments till next Spring. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1011 He's cold as ice. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1012 What does the diversity training manual say about snowmen? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1013 Do we have a size 10 below zero? 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1014 If he turns down the thermostat one more time, I'm going to HR. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1015 I don't think the new guy's gonna last long! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1016 Don't worry about your job. He'll be gone as soon as the weather warms up. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1017 All that training and he's not going to last very long. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1018 Do I tell him Florida is a bad idea? 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1019 Oh, him? He's just temporary. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
1020 Irene in personnel said he's a jolly, happy soul but he just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1021 These seasonal workers never last past winter. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1022 That seasonal guy was flaky at first but now he seems pretty put together. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1023 He's too frosty with the customers 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1024 Seasonal employees. It's like they pull in any guy off the street. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1025 He keeps asking me if we want him to do the job when he's in town. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1026 I'm guessing he's a temp. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1027 He's obviously just a temp. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1028 Trust me, he’ll be an Extra Small in about five minutes. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1029 He won't last here. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1030 The new boss is a little frosty! 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1031 He gives everyone a cold shoulder. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1032 Jolly happy soul my ass. He's just after thumpety thump thump. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1033 Sometimes his demeanor can be quite Frosty. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1034 I'm betting the new guy doesn't last long. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1035 I said, 'There's no man who can do my job,' and the next thing I knew they hired him. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1036 He said the warmth of my smile made him melt, and broke up with me. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1037 The good news is he'll be gone by Spring. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1038 Don't worry about it, you know these seasonal employees never last 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1039 Somehow I just can't warm to him 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1040 He has a snowball's chance in hell of finding something to fit. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1041 He just told me he doesn't believe in climate change. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1042 I'm all for making accommodations for him, but do we really have to keep it at 30 degrees? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1043 Don’t worry. His position is seasonal. 1.2805 0.06782 82 66 9 7
1044 He keeps throwing himself at me. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1045 He said after his next meltdown he will fit into a size 8. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1046 And when they placed it on his head...he began to deliver an exceptional in-store experience. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1047 All I know is that he got the job after we received a blizzard of applications. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1048 He's kinda of flake sometimes. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1049 Strange guy. He's looking for something for his wife, that won't melt her heart. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1050 Before it didn’t bother me but now I realize he’s not wearing any pants. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1051 I'd love to be able to melt off weight that quickly. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1052 He was hired as a seasonal employee. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1053 I don't care, running the AC in December is just wrong. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1054 What a snow job - thought he could be an undercover boss without our recognizing him. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1055 So when will the store hire snow women as holiday temps? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1056 I told corporate all we needed was a warm body for inventory work. Someone there has a sense of humor. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1057 He only sells drip-dry. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1058 This new guy is just like all the other seasonal temps. He won't last. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1059 I don't care if he is an icon, he should wear pants on the job. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1060 Not the job I thought he'd do when he's in town. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1061 He's a seasonal employee! Why does he get to control the thermostat? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1062 He says he's all balls, no legs. 1.2805 0.07000 82 67 7 8
1063 I am not cleaning up his puddles! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1064 I told you they would replace us with temps 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1065 Seasonal employee. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1066 He's just a temp. 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
1067 I don't think that new guy is gonna last. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1068 I thought he was banned from the mall 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1069 Worst undercover boss disguise - ever. 1.2771 0.06924 83 68 7 8
1070 Don't waste your time trying to up-sell him on the matching pants. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1071 They brought him on just before the hiring freeze. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1072 He's looking for something appropriate for climate change. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1073 Crank up the thermostat. I need this commission. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1074 Janet, he did it again; soaked the Fall line. So rude. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1075 Should we tell him that he is looking at the spring collection? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1076 Do we accept the Polar Express card? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1077 That man always gives me the cold chills. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1078 He's buying for the spring season- says he'll have lost a lot of water weight by May. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1079 When I told him we didn't have his size, he nearly had a melt down! 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1080 Just keep him away from the silk and rayon. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1081 I just have a bad feeling that he may not even last till Christmas. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1082 Don’t worry, I’m sure he is only temporary help ! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1083 He's a snowman of course he's a Temp. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1084 The new guy won't make it through Spring. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1085 If you wait, the hat,scarf and gloves will be for sale too. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1086 I hate working for a boss that keeps the air conditioning on full blast. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1087 He's sweating like crazy Marge, and he keeps singing "Thumpety Thump Thump." 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1088 We're out of the large. If he sticks around he'll fit into the medium. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1089 He's just a big puddle waiting to happen. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1090 He's cute, but customers say he's frosty. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1091 He says to just act naturally, this is a stick-up, and he doesn't have much time. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1092 What do you think of the new guy? I found him a little cold. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1093 This one won’t last either, I’m sure by Spring we’ll have yet another manager. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1094 This guy's looking for slacks in size 36 round. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1095 His account is frozen until spring. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1096 These temp workers never last very long. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1097 Ever since I asked him to keep his nose out of my business, he's been giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1098 He disappears in the spring. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1099 He thinks he’ll be able to fit into those by springtime. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1100 I agree he's cool, but doesn't the thumpity thump thump drive you nuts? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1101 I can't stop staring at his nose. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1102 That’s not what I meant when I told you I wanted to work in a cool store 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1103 Do you think he's open to a kilt? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1104 He works for minimum wage....and, of course, the air-conditioning. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1105 Well, for starters, he keeps giving me these icy stares... 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1106 I would say that him wanting to show us his snowballs is misogynistic. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1107 Of course they hired another white guy. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1108 Your job is not in danger. He's a seasonal worker. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1109 He's fine, just a little frosty with the customers. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1110 He's just seasonal help. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1111 When did the new guy get here?" "Oh, him? Don't worry he's only seasonal. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1112 These seasonal employees are here one day and gone the next. Its like they just melt away or something. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1113 Is it really cold in here, or is it me? 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1114 He says he's transitioning. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1115 I don't think the new guy is warming up to me. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1116 Rosario, don't freak, but I think that dude with the pointy nose could be an ICE agent. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1117 He wants something slimming for the summer season 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1118 I tried to help him , but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1119 I guess we'll have to take on extra duties when he has a meltdown. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1120 I don't care if it's a genderqueer. I still don't feel comfortable with it walking around with no pants. 1.2750 0.06884 80 65 8 7
1121 My feeling is he won't last past March. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1122 These seasonal hires never last long. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1123 The diversity hiring policy has finally gone too far. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1124 What an oddball! He'll never fit in here as long as he wears the microphone on his right side. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1125 I went out with him last week. It was kind of creepy. I just could not warm up to him. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1126 I think he just peed on the floor. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1127 I hate working with him. He has such a frosty personality. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1128 He came around same time last year. He says I make his heart melt; wants me to meet him in the park before its too late. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1129 Mopping up after him all day ruins the magic. 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
1130 If he tells me to chill out ONE more time... 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1131 It's so sad. He says his wife went to Florida and never came back. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1132 Sexual harassment? No, he's as cold as ice! 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1133 That creep just asked me if I wanted to have some fun before he melted away. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1134 The scarf is on trend but that hat is like ... what? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1135 He said that unless the thermostat is lowered, we're preventing him from full time employment by creating a hostile working environment . 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1136 I hope he buys what he tries on. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1137 He's one of our seasonal employees. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1138 Don't worry, he's not gonna last. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1139 Lucky for us he didn't come in with his zucchini. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1140 Would it be racist if I told him he looked like Frosty? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1141 The posting was for seasonal help. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1142 There's a hiring freeze. 1.2692 0.06990 78 64 7 7
1143 I distinctly remember the memo saying no white after Labor Day. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1144 This is not what I meant when I suggested a hiring freeze on men. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1145 Don't let that smile fool you. He's as cold as ice. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1146 That's the new guy but he's a temp. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1147 He keeps telling me through my headset to please chill out. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1148 Pretty sure the new guy isn't gonna last through spring. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1149 Who is going to raise the thermostat, you or me? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1150 Ugh, he just gives me the chills. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1151 I have a feeling that our temp is not going to last. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1152 All I want for Christmas is an elf that will refold the sweaters. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1153 Says he’s planning on losing a lot of weight after the holidays. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1154 Why do I get the idea this guy wants to buy before the deals melt away? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1155 That's the third time this week someone has said the new guy is frosty. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1156 The hat is on sale, but it's not magic now. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1157 I'm pretty sure he's a seasonal hire. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1158 He only works in December, cranks up the AC, and ignores the dress code - what a snowflake. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1159 If we turn up the heat, we will lose customers. 1.2692 0.06990 78 64 7 7
1160 If I hear "Frosty the Snowman" one more time I'm turning the thermostat to 90. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1161 He's looking for something that shrinks. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1162 Anyway. Come summer, he'll be downsized. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1163 There's been another hiring freeze. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1164 Yes, they’re hiring temps during liquidation. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1165 He's just a temp. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1166 I think that we are going to need a cleanup in aisle 2 very soon. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1167 Him? New guy. Seasonal help. I just can’t warm up to him. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1168 Personally, I think things changed when we started cold calling customers. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1169 He's from the company they hired to handle the liquidation 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1170 We need to use a better temp agency. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1171 I feel like he keeps giving us the cold shoulder. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1172 He wants to know if he can wait until spring to make payments. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1173 They said they wanted to hire chill seasonal workers. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1174 A holiday hire--he won't last. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1175 Watch where you step. I think that seasonal temp has a bladder control issue. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1176 Don't worry. He's seasonal. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1177 Relax, he'll be gone by spring 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1178 He won't last long. I heard he can't handle the heat. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1179 I’m just saying, these millennials seem so passionate and eager when they start, but they just don’t last. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1180 Watch your thermism. He presents as exothermic. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1181 New guy. I give him a week before he disappears. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1182 Frosty or not, carrot comments constitute harassment. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1183 There's the new guy. He think's he's so cool. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1184 I am going to light a fire under that new temp. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1185 HR has finally crossed the line with these seasonal hires. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1186 I don't think he'll last the day. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1187 The new clerk looks friendly, but he leaves me cold. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1188 He insists he'll be a petite by March. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1189 I'm getting a chilly vibe from the new guy. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1190 I heard that last year he had a total meltdown! But, he's back again this year. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1191 "Cheer up. He won't last here very long". 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1192 He's a temp. He has to hurry on his way. 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
1193 And then boss said to me that they wanted someone who was warmer with the customers. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1194 He dropped some packing peanuts, I stepped on them, they weren't packing peanuts. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1195 I think they hired him just for his looks. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1196 He’ll have quit by March. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1197 These Christmas season hires are getting ridiculous. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1198 I heard he got fired from Hot Topic. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1199 He wants to know how hot it is in the dressing room. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1200 Diversity is good but the customers find him Frosty. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1201 This new hire training is absurd. You know he’ll be gone by spring. 1.2632 0.07100 76 63 6 7
1202 Personally, I didn't think he had a snowball's chance in hell. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1203 I hate seasonal employees. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1204 How should I deal with his temper? He goes into a meltdown whenever he shops. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1205 If the new guy doesn't stop smiling soon, I'm going to quit. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1206 If you ask me, we need a wall on the Canadian border too. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1207 Why train the new guy?" He'll be gone by Spring. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1208 He claims they are clean coal eyes. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1209 How come he gets to work naked? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1210 When he hums like that, I just want to turn up the heat. 1.2632 0.07343 76 64 4 8
1211 He was more attractive when he was on TV. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1212 He is NOT going to last. I just told him to take his holly and his jolly and thumpity thump thump over to men's furnishings. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1213 He's great with our tall and shrinking customers. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1214 Actually, he's a sweetheart. He told me he was looking for something to melt his wife's heart. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1215 Now he wants me to take his inseam. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1216 That look is way too hot for him. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1217 I give the new guy until March, then he's gone. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1218 So this is what Corporate meant about a hiring freeze. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1219 I swear, if he takes one more corncob pipe break! 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1220 If he says I smell like carrots one more time, I'm quitting. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1221 He's doing okay now but I don't think he'll last through the summer. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1222 He has a button under his desk which locks the thermostat at freezing. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1223 He's taking these 4 sweaters. You can see why he skipped the trouser dept. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1224 He’ll be a medium by spring 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1225 Last year’s part time help was cuter—I just loved the corn cob pipe and button nose. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1226 Yeah, right, another one who claims he will be a size 0 by spring. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1227 When he left his nose in a water glass on my nightstand, I knew I had to break it off. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1228 He wasn’t supposed to start until after Thanksgiving but been here ever since Halloween. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1229 I don't care if he's magic; no snowMAN knows how to sell a cashmere sweater. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1230 HR's December initiative is to recruit men who pose minimal risk of sexual misconduct in the workplace. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1231 I guarantee you he'll be gone by the spring. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1232 The holiday staff never lasts long. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1233 I regret asking for more seasonal employees. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1234 We had a hiring freeze. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1235 He won't last a day. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1236 Be careful, Slushy over there is a little handsy. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1237 Do we have any 62X20 snowpants in the stockroom? 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1238 Yes, he is a seasonal employee, how did you know? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1239 He's the ideal temporary employee. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1240 It's kind of weird having a naked employee work in the clothing department. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1241 Call Security. It's Frosty the Shoplifter. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1242 Just watch — he won’t last until Spring. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1243 I’m getting tired of all his meltdowns 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1244 He says he's looking for a jacket for the Spring. Should I tell him? 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1245 Maybe he was outstanding in whatever field he came from, but this is retail. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1246 When can we turn the heat back on? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1247 The new guy keeps asking me where we stock the magic hats. Do they even drug test employees here anymore? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
1248 Watch out for the nose! 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1249 He's very difficult to fit. Right now, he's an 'extra large,' but in a few months he shrinks down to nothing. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1250 He's going to have a meltdown when I ask him to lose the top hat 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1251 It wasn't ok when I didn't wear pants and left puddles everywhere. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1252 “I have a feeling that he’s not going to last here long”. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1253 Trust me, the new hire will be gone by Spring. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1254 Seasonal help. He won't last. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1255 He wants to know when the winter stuff gets marked down. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1256 Every time I walk by, he says, 'Catch me if you can.' Weirdo. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1257 The new guy? He won’t last 5 minutes here. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1258 The new guy sure is Frosty. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1259 Says he's going to be losing a lot of weight soon. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1260 Typical seasonal employee; here today, gone tomorrow. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
1261 He'll be gone as soon as the weather gets nice. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1262 Is it harassment if he keeps staring at me with those cold, unmoving eyes? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1263 Our sales numbers would be up too if all we wore was a top hat and scarf. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1264 I bet we can fit him into a small by June 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1265 He won't last more than 2 hours here - just like the last guy. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1266 I think he needs to get his eyes checked. He keeps putting the wrong price tags on everything.” “You DO know his eyes are made of coal right? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1267 He's always giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1268 A jolly, happy soul? More like lazy, bitchy and cold. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1269 I told him the fact that he's not melting doesn't mean climate change is fake science. Then he calls me a snowflake! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1270 He's giving me the creeps --- let's turn up the thermostat. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1271 Don't yell at him or he'll have a meltdown. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1272 He said we make his heart melt. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1273 I only get one cigarette break while the new guy gets to go outside every twenty minutes? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1274 Make sure he's aware of our 'No Return' policy. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1275 I don't get it, why does everyone think he's so cool? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1276 When he leans over, his head falls off. So they put him on racks. 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
1277 Oh look another Dickensian seasonal hire 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1278 There is always a puddle left in the changing room. 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1279 I don't even bother to get to know these seasonal employees. One day you turn around and poof! They're gone. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1280 I wouldn't worry. These seasonal temps never last long. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1281 Don’t know why he got hired. So flakey. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1282 He used to hang out in the shoe department. But that was too ironic. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1283 The new guy asked me if I’m frigid. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1284 He won’t be here when we need him for the summer sales. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1285 Do we carry anything in a 58 Round? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1286 I hate seasonal help 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1287 He seems cold 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1288 His outfit is coldly minimalist, but the hat's enchanting. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1289 That guy gives me the chills 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1290 The managers say he can shop and pay just the same as you and me. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1291 Told you global warming is a hoax. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1292 Don't touch his snowballs. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1293 Do we carry corn-cob pipes? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1294 I can't believe we're hiring seasonal employees now 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1295 Guess who just thumpety thump thumped back in from another corncob pipe break. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1296 Believe me, this guy won't last. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1297 He specializes in cold calls. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1298 He's just a temp. He'll be gone after the winter clearance. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1299 He was a diversity hire... 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1300 He's good. Sweater sales are up 50%. And that's just from staff purchases alone. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1301 He’s a big hit with the Snowflakes. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1302 He wants winter wear but also shrink-to-fit. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1303 Now they're hiring right off the lawn for the holiday rush. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1304 I hope he doesn't leave a puddle. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1305 How's he going to pay for the clothes?" "Someone told me he had a slush fund. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1306 His frosty stare totally freaks me out. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1307 My lawyer said it is not possible to bring a sexual harassment suit against a Christmas decoration. Even if I have tapes. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1308 If climate change continues next year, we may have to use a different temp agency. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1309 I don't care how jolly and happy his soul is, he gives me the chills. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1310 These seasonal workers just aren’t made of the same stuff as us. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1311 Abominable Clothesman 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
1312 In the summer he stays at a nudist camp. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
1313 I'm tired of cleaning up his puddles. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1314 Carrot Nose, over there, just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1315 I don't know about you, but I think this new manager is a little cold. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1316 I know he's seasonal, but he still needs to wear the employee uniform. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1317 I bet the new guy doesn't last long. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1318 He wants to know if this comes in white. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1319 We're going to need a lot more than a beloved cultural icon to compete with Amazon this holiday season. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1320 I bet the seasonal hire won't last through the day. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1321 Somebody needs to tell him that not everybody can pull off a top hat. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1322 He's not really a snowman. He just plays one on tv. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1323 He's just a seasonal hire, right? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1324 He wants something guaranteed to shrink when wet. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1325 His constant cheer is getting to me - I am so close to turning up the thermostat. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1326 He's seasonal help. I find him a little cold. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1327 Just tell him his carrot nose makes it hard to put on pullovers and Ts. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1328 Seasonal help. Just when they learn the job, they’re gone again. 1.2535 0.07430 71 60 4 7
1329 This takes diversity in the workplace a little too far. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1330 If he touches me again, I'm going to julienne his nose. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1331 If he bugs you, give him the warm shoulder. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1332 He wants one that will shrink in the wash. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1333 He’s cute, but don’t expect any long-term commitments. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1334 Don't look now but it's Frosty, that creep. Don't let him rub up against you. Been in one lousy cartoon and now he thinks he's a star. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
1335 I've complained to HR three times and they still won't make him wear pants. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1336 Let it go. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1337 Frosty wants to know if we have both water repellent and sun protective clothing. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1338 I didn't take it literally when they said 'You can get the job when your in town' 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1339 He's bothering you, me, the customers!! I say we just turn up the heat! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1340 The problem with holiday help is no sooner do you train them than they disappear. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1341 Hmmm, seasonal help. Here today, gone tomorrow. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1342 He's one of the seasonal hires. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1343 He should be working in the lawn and garden department. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1344 He says he's looking for a disguise. He's hiding from a traffic cop. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1345 he He had the nerve to say that I'm cold and aloof. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1346 I asked him what side he dressed on and he made an icicle joke. I swear, even snowmen are pigs. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
1347 He wears a top hat every day but never remembers to wear pants. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1348 He wants tomorrow off because his feet hurt 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1349 Security ? He's back again. Turn up the heat. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1350 Don't look now, but the iceman cometh. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1351 He wants to know if it comes in charcoal gray. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1352 They say he's a diversity hire, but he looks white to me. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1353 He's always sticking his carrot into other people's business. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1354 It may be his nose, but it's also from my lunch. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1355 He’s looking for resort wear 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1356 The seasonal employees are always so frosty to us full timers. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1357 Have you met the new assistant? He is very nice, but he will only be staying for the winter. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
1358 I don't care how magical that hat is, he should still wear pants to work. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1359 He wants clothes that fit now and shrink in the spring. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1360 Do not let him near the thermostat. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1361 I understand people working here for the employee discount, but honestly, what's he doing at the summer clearance rack? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1362 I don’t care how well he’s selling the winter accessories line. If he doesn’t stop replacing all the buttons with coal, I’m reporting him. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1363 He makes one more crack about my weight and I'm jacking the thermostat to 80. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1364 You think we have a problem...wait until he shows up at the shoe department. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1365 He wants to know if it will shrink. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1366 I tried to break the ice with the new guy, but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1367 You'd think with all the press lately they would make pants required work attire. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1368 We're gonna need a mop. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1369 He'll be gone by March. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
1370 Being a seasonal employee shouldn't excuse him from the black slacks dress code. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1371 Yeah, well, he gets the good jobs or he threatens a total meltdown. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1372 He keeps asking if it’s him or does it feel hot. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1373 You really need to talk to the seasonal hires about the dress code. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1374 call HR he just showed me his snow balls 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
1375 He’s deaf as a door nail, and cold as a fish, but those beady little eyes of coal burn right through you. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1376 Is it me, or do you find the new guy in menswear a little cold? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1377 He's not gonna last. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1378 Just once I'd like a male coworker who doesn't insist on cranking down the thermostat. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1379 So I'm like 'Dude, lose the hat.' 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1380 That Burberry scarf is to die for, but that hat ... . 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1381 I asked if he needed any help, but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1382 Why does HE get to control the thermostat? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1383 Customers like him, I predict he won't last long. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1384 One more crack about how the carrot's not just his nose and I'm turning the heat up. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1385 I heard that he transferred from up north and was very popular, but I’m not sure that he’ll last long down here. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1386 I don't see why we need all these seasonal workers 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1387 We have to step it up. He needs a freezer break every five minutes. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1388 They'd better not keep the new seasonal hire past March!" 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1389 I don't know. He just seems creepy to me. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
1390 These seasonal shoppers are on my last nerve. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1391 Doesn't he know it's kohl, not 'coal'? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1392 Who do you think did his nose job? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1393 I understand he's just a seasonal hire. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1394 These seasonal workers just can't take the heat. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1395 Don't worry, he's seasonal. He'll be gone by Spring. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1396 The new guy is a little too self-righteous about climate change. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1397 Now we know where the puddle in the bathroom came from. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1398 Don’t worry, he’ll never last. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1399 When they told him he couldn't wear that stupid hat in the store he had a complete meltdown 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1400 Every year he buys nothing. Every year he leaves a puddle. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1401 Next time I ask them to add a man to the department, I'm going to be more specific. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1402 He goes back to Amazon’s cloud after the holidays. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1403 He's been giving me the cold shoulder ever since I said I wouldn't go out with him. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1404 He calls himself "Frosty" and, yes, gives me the chills. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1405 Did you meet the new salesman? I don't think he'll last. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1406 I don't see why everybody thinks he's so cool. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1407 Hiring freeze? 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
1408 He said it’s just until this global warming thing gets figured out. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1409 Is it me, or is the new hire a little bit cold?! 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1410 He says he’s looking for something that’s not too warm. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1411 The customers are complaining about wet merchandise. I suspect the new guy. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1412 Yesterday he came in as scarecrow. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1413 That new guy is very flaky 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1414 He's just a temp. He'll be gone by next spring. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1415 Told you the new guy wasn't gonna be hot. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1416 Check out the seasonal help. I wonder how long he'll last. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1417 Better not tell him there's gonna be a fire sale. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1418 These holiday temps will never make it through the New Year's Eve liquidation sale 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1419 Do we carry any legless onesies? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1420 Every December he buys that scarf, and returns it in January before he melts. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1421 The new manager keeps sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1422 I think they're made out of clean coal. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1423 I see that seasonal hiring has started. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1424 Find a bucket and a mop. I'm turning up the damn thermostat. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1425 I think he has given up finding pants that fit. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1426 A hard worker, yes, but icy to the customers. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1427 This new guy seems pretty chill. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1428 YOU deserved that promotion. He must have given HR one helluva snow job! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1429 When it’s time to do inventory the seasonal help always seems to just melt away. 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
1430 Hey, is that Parson Brown over there? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1431 For a guy with no legs, he's one hell of a sales person. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1432 He's well-rounded, but he is a little cold with the customers. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1433 Hopefully, he doesn't have another meltdown . . . last year was a mess! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
1434 I hope this trend of going pantsless doesn't snowball. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
1435 You want pants for a snowman! 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
1436 He wants to know if the Spring line is water-proof. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
1437 Are you going to talk to him about pants? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1438 Don’t worry about your job. He’s just a seasonal hire. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1439 Says he can't find his wife. I think she may be the large puddle of water that I saw in the warm winter coats department when I checked in a few minutes ago. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
1440 There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that a top hat and carrot are part of the dress code. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1441 Something tells me he won’t be working the Memorial Day weekend. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1442 I hate these seasonal employees... 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1443 Enough with all this holiday sensitivity. I'm freezing. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1444 I don't know about the new guy. He kinda leaves me cold. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1445 Do we serve Snow-Americans in this store? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1446 Do we carry anything in permafrost? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1447 Actually, Doris doesn't mind the costume. She gained a few pounds over the holidays. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1448 The new guy is a bit cold. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1449 He was late again this morning, something about getting rolled up. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1450 I can't tell if he's melting or needs a rest room. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1451 Shouldn't he be looking for pants? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
1452 He wants to know if seasonal employees are eligible for health care coverage. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1453 Something about losing his parents; he refuses to work in Sweaters. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1454 I just feel like he's been giving me the cold shoulder lately. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1455 Looks like the seasonal help has arrived. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
1456 He's only a holiday temp - he won't be around long. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1457 Do you think our new diversity hiring policy has gone too far? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1458 No way, Jose. I mopped last year. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1459 The guy without pants is back again. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1460 The new guy works hard, but I still find him a little cold. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1461 And then he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1462 He come in every year but never buys a thing--just leaves a big mess on the floor. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1463 How do you expect me to teach someone with sticks for hands to fold? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1464 I bet he'll be gone by spring. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1465 Every year the same thing- seasonal workers with no retail experience! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1466 The new guy? He won't make it past spring. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1467 Clearly he's seasonal help, but he's so good I wish we could keep him year-round. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1468 I'm reporting him to HR. He just asked me to pack his snow. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1469 Well, I think it's sexual harassment. He's not wearing pants! 1.2388 0.07395 67 57 4 6
1470 He’s a temp, until the spring collection comes in. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1471 Do we have a small? He says he always loses weight in the spring. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1472 One of our gender fluid diversity seasonal hirings 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1473 I'm a West Coast liberal. What do I know about snowmen? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1474 Sure he's cute, but he's a little Frosty. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1475 The Frosty manikin? It's a cheerful reminder of when we had snow in the winter. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1476 Ugh. It’s the secret shopper again. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1477 He won't last long here. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1478 Holiday help, just get them trained and they disappear. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1479 He's just very hard to work with, always putting his nose where it doesn't belong. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1480 "Seasonal Help", huh? But will he last through the January returns rush? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1481 And the best part is that his 15% employee discount doesn't kick in until March 15! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1482 He was OK with just taking a seasonal position. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1483 If he can't turn his magic into sales, we'll have to liquidate. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1484 He keeps asking me how much each sweater will shrink. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1485 I know, 'time waits for snowman'- but still . . .. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1486 Did he pay for that scarf? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1487 I've worked with a lot of white guys at this place, and he's pretty chill 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1488 Call HR before he goes thumpity thump thump on my rack again. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1489 I get him choosing not to say "Merry Christmas." But what's with the "Happy Birthday?" 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1490 He may not think he's a Temp, but wait till they light the Yule log! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1491 He said he plans to lose weight in the spring. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1492 By the time he makes up his mind he'll be a puddle. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1493 Oh sure on the surface he's a jolly, happy soul, but something tells me the new guy won't last here past winter. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1494 I don't care if he is an attorney, he still gives me the chills. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1495 That new sales temp will never last. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1496 He just told me he never wears bottoms. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1497 That guy gives me the chills. He shows up every year and just stands there! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1498 Twenty bucks says he won't last a week. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1499 The new guy is complaining about the temperature in here again. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1500 It's beginning to look a lot like your turn to push his icy ass to the next rack. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1501 Just ignore him and he'll slowly melt away. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1502 Every time I look at him, his coal eyes seem to be snowman-splaining how I should be doing my job better. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1503 We only have him for one day. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1504 One more carrot joke and I'm calling HR. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1505 Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him move all day. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1506 Have you noticed how much cooler they are keeping it in here since they hired the seasonal help? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1507 He keeps taking the carrots from my lunch. Let’s turn up the AC 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1508 Have you noticed that he always disappears when the sun comes out? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1509 I give him an hour before he melts under the pressure. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1510 For him, it's more about keeping cold. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1511 Just ignore him. No wallet, no purchase. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1512 His nose reminds me it is lunch time. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1513 He could be a seasonal worker, but I think he's spying for management. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1514 He's different, but boy, can he sell the winter coats! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1515 I told him not to wear white after Labor Day. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1516 I don't think he has a snowball's chance in Hell of making it through his first day. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1517 He's going to melt under the workload. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1518 He’s a jolly fellow from over the hills, keeps insisting they’ll be back again some day. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1519 The new hire won't last through the winter. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1520 Wet spill in ladies department 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1521 HE WANTS TO KNOW IF WE HAVE ANY PANTS WITHOUT LEGS. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1522 He has not been the same since he got that top hat. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1523 The new guy is pretty cool. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1524 Silent, motionless, unblinking icy stare, not exactly friendly... but sure knows how to close a sale! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1525 Ugh! Seasonal employees always have such fake smiles. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1526 He said definitely not spring or summer wear! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1527 He’s a seasonal worker 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
1528 HR insists they can't force him to wear black. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1529 Says he wants a pullover that'll fit his hourglass figure 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1530 Yeah, he looks nice, but I am telling you, he's frosty. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1531 I can't stand the new guy, but I'm pretty sure he's only a seasonal temp. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1532 We don't have to be nice to him. He's only seasonal. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1533 I don’t think this new guy will last long. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1534 Making him the manager is just another indication of the brick-and-mortar meltdown. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1535 Stories of his "Jolly, Happy Soul" have been greatly exaggerated. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1536 That scarf is Abominable! 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1537 I tried giving him the cold shoulder, but he liked it. Now I can't get rid of him. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1538 He's only here for the winter months. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1539 He's looking for thermal underwear. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1540 Sure, he's doing fine now, but just wait until June. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1541 The trouble with this type of temp is you keep on having to mop up after them. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1542 Why can't I get him to warm up to me? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1543 Don’t worry, his position will be open by next spring. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1544 Two eyes made out of coal? For a guy who melts you'd think he would take global warming a bit seriously. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1545 He’s a temp. He’ll be gone by the end of the season. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1546 Sure, the drip pan is a turn-off, but he KNOWS vintage scarves. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1547 Does he have to rub it in our faces that he quit smoking? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1548 He never buys anything. He just comes in to warm up. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
1549 Gives new meaning to the term "temporary help. 1.2388 0.07395 67 57 4 6
1550 It's harassment. He asked if carrots turned me on. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
1551 I said to him “38-regular?” He said “I soon will be.” 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1552 Talk about seasonal seasonal employees! How long can he last ? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1553 That new guy's a big drip. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1554 Do we carry corn-cob pipes? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1555 'Thumpity, Thump, Thump, Look at Frosty Fold.' Really? Every time? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
1556 He said that he expects to lose some weight by spring. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1557 He used his employee discount to buy all the tophats and scarves we've got. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1558 There must have been some magic in those old silk hats he managed to sell. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1559 Yes, I'm sure he's hiding something; check under the hat. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1560 He won’t last past March. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1561 Corporate is trying to attract the 50- to 60-year-old female demographic. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1562 He said he's just here for the season. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
1563 I told you there'd be a freeze on new hires. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1564 I just don't want to see his lack of work ethic snowball out of control. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1565 i don't even want to know what's under that hat 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
1566 Don't worry, he's a temp. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1567 It’s all about the scarf with him 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1568 I get seasonal. I don’t get having to mop the floor every fifteen minutes. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1569 I swear, if he suggests a sidewalk sale one more time... 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
1570 Someone totally ruined the suede. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1571 Don’t tell me he’s not standing behind me. I can feel his icy stare. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1572 He is looking for an XXL that shrinks to S in the spring. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1573 What really frosts me is that he makes more than we do. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1574 Can you believe he said he can't work the holiday? Just look at him! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1575 Actually, he's been much more reliable since he put down that corncob pipe. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
1576 Don't show him anything that will be too warm. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
1577 The new guy thinks he’s so cool but he’s a real drip. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
1578 Just wait, come Easter we'll have bunnies in the shoe department. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
1579 He's a smug, unblinking vegan. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1580 He may be able to laugh and play, but he can't fold the same as you and me. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1581 He wants to know if we have something that will hold it's shape. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1582 The new guy just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1583 We went out once and I made the mistake of saying Christmas is my favorite holiday. Yesterday he came dressed as one of the three wise men. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
1584 If you don't fire him I'm turning on the heater. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1585 He claims he'll be down to an Extra Small by April. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1586 He'll never last until spring. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1587 Don't you just hate the seasonal staff? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1588 I'm taking that hat off if he starts dancing again. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1589 That new hire has been awfully cold to me. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
1590 If I had a nickel for every time some guy said “I’ve got magic in this old silk hat”... 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1591 I figure that old white guy's staying power will evaporate by the spring collection. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1592 Just what the world needs. Another man who thinks it's OK to take off his pants at work. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1593 Tell snowball there that cruisewear doesn't come in his size 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1594 If they don’t turn the heat down in here we’re going to lose all our seasonal employees. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1595 I don't know about him. He's cold to all the customers. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1596 I am sick and tired of competing with seasonal employees. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1597 Forget the magic in his hat, he'd better have cash in his wallet. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1598 Our new sales associate is too jolly and happy for me ... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1599 No, HR 's not the answer. You can't teach someone to be warm. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1600 Get ready to snowball fight for more hours. Apparently, there's a freeze on Frosty's credit, too... 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1601 I can live with the carrot nose so long as the hands can't clasp. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1602 That new guy is a real flake! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1603 Think he's single? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1604 He's a good worker, but every time he goes 'Thumpity-thump-thump' he knock over a rack of clothing. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1605 IS it just me or is it getting colder in here ? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1606 Seasonal workers. They always disappear when winter ends. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1607 Is yellow snow harassment? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1608 He won’t last through the Spring. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1609 He gave H R a snow job to get hired. 1.2308 0.07522 65 56 3 6
1610 Don’t you find our new sales associate kinda cold?! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1611 Don't worry. He's only a seasonal. He'll warm up soon. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1612 Seems that HR is trying to branch out for the season 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1613 I really question whether Mrs. frosty is a petite 4. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1614 They sent me another temp. We'll see how long this one lasts. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1615 I can't believe they hired that creepy temp with no pants again. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1616 I bet you. He won't last on the job pass spring. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1617 We should take our slacks off and see how many scarves we can sell. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1618 With global warming, it is more and more difficult to hire these seasonal workers 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1619 I'm his Secret Santa. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1620 I don't trust these seasonal workers to keep it together. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1621 Training seasonal employees is impossible. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1622 He thinks they will fit him by Spring. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1623 Aren’t pants part of the company dress code? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1624 He'll probably have a meltdown when it gets busy. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1625 Seasonal help. And slow...! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1626 If we take our time, we’ll have his size. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1627 He looks happy now... Just wait for the meltdown. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1628 He's just a temp—gone by spring. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1629 How long do you think he’ll last? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1630 The janitor said he'll come mop up in 30 minutes or so. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1631 Does that come in Round? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1632 I haven't the heart to tell him that's our summer line. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1633 I'm just saying that seasonal workers don't have the same commitment to the long term, that's all. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
1634 He's buying his spring wardrobe. One of each size. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1635 He's a drip, all right. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1636 Did you just hear a thumpety thump thump? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1637 He says in a half hour he’ll be a size 6. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1638 I still think he should have to wear pants. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1639 I guess he thinks he’s too cool to hang out with us. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
1640 Apparently, they're not kidding about seasonal workers. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1641 Yeah, and I'd be a jolly, happy soul too if I'd could afford Armani shirts for Christmas! 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1642 Either you fire him, or I'm turning the heat on. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1643 If we fire him he'd melt down. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1644 Who is he to look down his nose at us? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1645 The store decided to hire him when scarves and top hats became all the rage this season. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1646 Thankfully, he's only here through March. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1647 He doesn't want the suit jacket... Just the buttons. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1648 We both heard you...something that wicks moisture! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1649 Can you believe the new guy actually thanked me for my 'cool reception' ? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1650 He's kind of flaky, but wow can he fold sweaters fast. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1651 I don't know, he gives the cold shoulder every single time I try to get close ! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1652 The new store detective doesn't want to attract any attention. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1653 He wants jeans. Any ideas? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1654 'I don't like the new guy. Turn up the heat.' 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1655 This guy makes me miss that stupid turkey guy. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1656 First customer today not on a cell phone. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1657 I just don't get why he gets a song and we don't. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1658 He's only here for the holiday's; as soon as it gets warm, he's gone. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1659 He gave me this cold glare, like his eyes were made out of coal. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1660 His agent is booking him into higher-class cartoons. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1661 Watch out for his disappearing act! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1662 We can dress him, but we can't take him anywhere 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1663 I just don't think this is the right environment for him. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1664 Our new customer service rep. I've seen this before- he'll be gone by spring. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1665 All day it's been thumpity-thump-thump over the racks of clothes. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1666 His sales pitch is "Baby it's cold outside!" 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1667 He usually carries a lot of water weight. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1668 Word is... we're going to win the diversity hiring award again this month. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1669 He says he wears the hat for religious reasons. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1670 Don't pay any attention to him, he'll be gone soon. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1671 Another seasonal employee...he’ll be gone by Spring. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
1672 If you ask me he is a drip 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
1673 He's wants to know if we have anything in stock for a frigid girlfriend. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1674 It's the mess he leaves in the fitting room that annoys me. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1675 If I have to train one more seasonal employee... 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1676 Well, the hat and scarf were easy... 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1677 Don't look now, but that same guy was in Ladies Underwear yesterday. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1678 Where do they even find the seasonal workers? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1679 How would you feel if I came into work wearing nothing but a top hat and scarf? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1680 That new associate won't last. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1681 He's seasonal help, he'll be here until the first spring thaw. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
1682 He seems a bit frosty at first, but when he warms up, he's not such a bother any more. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
1683 Bet he's gone by March. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
1684 What does he know about shirts? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1685 If he brings up the unseasonable warmth or the fact that it smells like carrots one more time I swear I'm quitting! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1686 The new guy is giving us the cold shoulder. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1687 He's a hard worker but I think he has a perspiration problem. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1688 He says they had to transfer him out of "Stock the Bar." Customers kept chipping away his ass with an icepick. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1689 Well, ya know what they say about long noses. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1690 Some are more temporary than others. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1691 Really looking forward to the spring fashions if you know what I mean. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
1692 I always figured I’d be replaced by a robot and not just anither seasonal worker. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
1693 Don't bother; his credit cards are frozen. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1694 He keeps pushing hats and scarves. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1695 I didn't really grasp what "seasonal work" meant. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1696 No Frosty, I am not interested in seeing your snowballs. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1697 If you peek through the clothing rack, he'll show you his little "igloo." 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1698 I didn't think that's what he meant by a hiring freeze. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1699 This is nothing. Last week I had to fit a reindeer in a flightsuit. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1700 He won't stop staring--I say we go straight for the thermostat. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1701 Don't you think being a beloved magical being is an unfair advantage? He's stealing all my commissions. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1702 I'm so tired of only getting seasonal help! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1703 Can you tell him to stop messing with the AC? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1704 Please tell me he'll melt when the spring collection comes in. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1705 I'm glad that our shop doesn't discriminate, but the snomen we hire always end up having meltdowns! 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1706 I am all for equality in the workplace, but do they really have to keep it like an icebox in here? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1707 Their always white 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1708 Did you turn down the thermostat? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1709 He has a hard time connecting with shoppers - he has such a frosty demeanor. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1710 O'Reilly, Franken, Lauer and Keillor--and now Frosty? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1711 But management told me that I didn’t have a snowball’s chance for a promotion. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1712 He just stands there, smiling. Gives me the chills. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1713 He's okay with the cataloguing but he's really cold with the customers 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1714 They weren't kidding when they said they were going to be hiring "temporary" help! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1715 I HAVE A FEELING THAT GUY BEHIND US IS GIVING US THE COLD SHOULDER... 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1716 Don’t worry, he’s only here through the holidays. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1717 He’s looking for a UPF50 cardigan. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1718 You can always spot the seasonal shoppers. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1719 The new girl is kind of cold. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1720 Alright you guys, who turned up the heat again? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1721 He's okay, but don't put him in the pants section. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1722 I can't stand how the seasonal staff is always dripping with enthusiasm. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1723 Eww. He also told you that you were so hot he could melt? 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1724 I'm calling HR if Matt Lauer over there doesn't put some pants on ASAP. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1725 Just wait until you see how he comes in on casual Friday. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1726 Sure, we need the seasonal help. But, watch the melt down after Christmas. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1727 Ugh...seasonal help 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1728 I need you over here. It's one of those customers who looks chill at first but is actually about to have a meltdown. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1729 Watch out, since they made him manager, he's real frosty and then has a meltdown! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1730 Yeah, he says he’s a jolly happy soul, but he can be really frosty. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1731 So, he's the reason we can't touch the thermostat? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1732 It’s his Make-A-Wish dream, you know, because of global warming. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1733 He’s nice, but I bet he doesn’t make it past the holidays. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1734 He wants something guaranteed to shrink. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1735 Do you think if I turn up the heat he'll disappear? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1736 I don't think it's chill enough. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1737 He took me back to his igloo, and let’s just say he was abominable... 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1738 So I said, 'Dial back the jolly quotient or we'll turn your frozen assets into a slush fund.' 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1739 Have you noticed how frosty he is with the customers? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1740 Well I tried to warn him that a warm winter sweater was a bad idea... 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1741 He was hitting on me and I told him to chill. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1742 I wonder if He's single 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1743 I hear they hired Frosty for his timeless fashion sense. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1744 These temporary workers over the winter are so annoying -- he'll be gone by spring. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1745 I am just about fed up with him always winning the battle of the thermostat! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1746 I'd be jolly too if I was on the winning side of this thermostat war. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1747 Make him buy some pants first. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1748 That new associate seems a little cold, right? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1749 Clean up in aisle 3 has lost the funny. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1750 Be thankful he’s only seasonal help. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1751 Ugh, I hate seasonal employees. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1752 I am so happy that 'War on Christmas' is over! 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
1753 This guy's cute and all..but he keeps trying to give me a snow job~ 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1754 He's only seasonal, why is he employee of the month? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1755 I'm going to turn up the heat but very gradually. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1756 He's not happy unless it's freezing in here. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1757 He says he's our new floor manager, but I think he's just a seasonal hire. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1758 The way he looks at me with that carroty nose is just creepy! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1759 Watch out for this one. He says he has snow credit. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1760 I heard he was aloof, but he's downright frosty. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1761 And here I thought I would be replaced with a robot. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1762 He can be a little frosty with the customers. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1763 The carrot is starting to creep me out. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1764 He's a seasonal employee. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1765 Affirmative Action? Give me a break. He's a white dude and he just pinched my ass. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1766 Who is about to melt-down? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1767 They told me that this was a "snow job." 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1768 Hiring an illegal was risky. However, he assured me he had great rapport with ICE. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1769 What’s he doing in Ladies Garments? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1770 Not such a jolly happy soul since we told him the corn cob pipe had to go. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1771 Every time I try to help him I get the cold shoulder. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1772 Like he can fit into those clothes. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1773 Don't take it personally. He gives everybody the cold shoulder. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
1774 And don’t give him six months’ credit this time 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1775 Which of us is going to tell him we only sell pants with legs? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1776 I know we need seasonal help, but I can't stand puddles in the break room. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
1777 It’s not fair that we have to freeze in here because global warming prevents him from working outside. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1778 He was transferred from outdoor goods. We’re short-staffed because of an ICE raid. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1779 I find the new temp a bit frosty. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1780 I told you this would happen if you turned down the heat. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1781 Bet he'll be gone by summer. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1782 He said he started in sales with cold calling. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1783 Call me a pessimist, but I think we're about to need a wet cleanup in menswear. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1784 we have only approximately 39 seconds to complete this sale before he melts. Do you feel comfortable asking for his card up front? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1785 No, he's got a real positive attitude...it's just every 15 minutes he starts to sweat profusely and then goes outside for a smoke break. I didn't even know corn cob pipes were back in fashion. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1786 During Easter we had a rabbit in our department; so yeah, I think we're attracting the best seasonal employees. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1787 He said,”are you married?” I said, “back off, Frosty.” 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1788 The nerve of that guy ... he asked if I've ever been on the South Pole. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1789 Top hats are so last season. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1790 I wonder who turned up the air conditioning. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1791 Inside all that I'll bet there's a spy from Macy's. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1792 So... he self-identifies as a snowman; does that mean we address him as "sir" or "carrot nose"? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1793 Why does the holiday help get to control the thermostat? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1794 He says he wants some Snow Pants. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1795 Those holiday pounds should melt away. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
1796 Just watch, he will melt right before we have to do year end inventory. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1797 The new guy keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1798 He’s shopping for his wife and he wants the same top in sizes 2X, 1X, XL, L, M, and S. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1799 They'll say they're pumping AC in the winter to sell sweaters and not because he's a man. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
1800 He wants to know if any salt was used in the dying process for this garment? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
1801 He says if we keep the thermostat low we'll sell more sweaters. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1802 Of course he’s our boss. Who else would go under cover in such a ridiculous costume?! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1803 What’s he smiling about? Doesn’t he know seasonal staff don’t get the employee discount? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1804 The law states we can't discriminate against temperature. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1805 Something to keep him cold? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1806 He says I have a nice rack. What am I supposed to do? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1807 Just because he's a snowman, doesn't mean he can come here without pants! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1808 This new seasonal guy's not gonna last. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1809 That fire sale can't happen soon enough. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1810 They all melt under the pressure. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1811 I can’t wait till all these seasonal hires are gone. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1812 No, I haven't met the new guy yet. I'm guessing he's a seasonal employee. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1813 He's back! Last week he tried to woo me with a three carrot diamond. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1814 Somebody keeps turning the air down. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1815 He's a seasonal hire. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1816 Don't turn around. He's flaunting his carrot again. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1817 Just a seasonal employee - he'll be gone by spring. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1818 I told HR he took off his pants and stuck that carrot nose in my face and they did nothing. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1819 He won't be around for the summer clearance. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1820 Do we have anything in a 46 Round? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1821 He's our very temporary greeter. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1822 Must have been a typo in the ad--he says he's here for the showroom decorator job. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1823 Don't look now, but those two eyes made out of coal are checking out your ass. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1824 Fred won't be so cheerful when he discovers what "seasonal" employment really means. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1825 Do we have any Yeti suits? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1826 Who does Roy think he's fooling in that costume? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1827 One more complaint about splinters and he's wearing gloves. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1828 He wants something that will accent the dramatic orange in his nose. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1829 Really, just started working last month but he has to take off for Xmas!! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1830 Don't let the smile fool you. I find him very cold. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1831 He's warming up to the idea of a matching sweater. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1832 I'm glad he's only seasonal. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1833 ..if he wants to work at Abercrombie and Fitch, he's gotta shovel off some of that belly. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1834 The management keeps getting colder and colder. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1835 That temp over there just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1836 He wants to know if we could turn the air conditioning down. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1837 Yeah, you'd think that magic hat would have been enough. And then there's the constant humming. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1838 The new guy is just hopeless! I'll be surprised if he lasts the winter. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1839 He's always bragging about the size of his nose, and those beady eyes creep me out. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1840 Ever since he got the manager job he's been giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1841 He says he gets plenty of seasonal work but by spring his prospects evaporate. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1842 He'll be a size 2 soon. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1843 Who keeps turning on the air conditioner?! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1844 He’s sort of cold toward the customers. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1845 Wait until he hears our summer deal! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1846 He says that he will be able to fit into them by spring. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1847 Don't look, but that creep is back again. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1848 I think that he will be gone in the Spring! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1849 That’s it, I’m turning up the heat. He keeps showing me his snow balls! 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1850 I'm getting really sick of his frosty attitude. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1851 Is it just me or is it a bit frosty in here? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
1852 I don't have the heart to tell him that he's in the summer section 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1853 The snowperv asked me to touch his carrot. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1854 So how come there isn't any 'Token Snow women' working here? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1855 I just want to meet a man who can send chills up my spine 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
1856 Joy, the Iceman cometh! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1857 I knew management was planning to hire seasonal workers, I just didn't reailize this is what they meant. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1858 Did you know we have a Drip-Dry Section? That's the manager. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
1859 Corporate has given 'hiring freeze' new meaning. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1860 He'll never last here, all he knows are scarves and hats. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1861 The jolly happy soul just screwed me out of another commission. 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
1862 Do we accept cold cash? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1863 I realize we're gender neutral, but the new guy needs to wear some pants. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1864 Call Security. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1865 Well, he's kind of cute in that David Sedaris way. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1866 Would it be considered harassment if I tell Frosty he has an unusually large carrot? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1867 If I hear, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before I melt away," one more time, I'm goin' straight to HR. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1868 By the time she makes up her mind, she'll be down to a size 6! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1869 If he makes a pass at you, turn the heat up to extra high. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1870 He says he won't iron the shirts. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1871 The guy who sent the carrot selfie is here. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1872 Seriously, if I have to hear him ask, “Do these make my butt look big?” one more time... 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1873 He folds these sweaters like he has one eye made out of coal. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1874 Hey Summer, could we get some more scarves and top hats over here? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1875 Ten bucks if you let me work the thermostat 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1876 We probably only have 15 minutes to make this sale before he disappears for good. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1877 Do we have anything that fits a medium-sized snowball? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1878 There must have been some magic in that old sale rack we found. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1879 Keep an eye on him. He claims to have "found" that old silk hat. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1880 I tried to be friendly, but that new sales associate was very cold. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1881 This seasonal help thing has gotten weird. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1882 I'm reporting Frosty to HR. He keeps asking me to touch his carrot. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1883 ...but he has perfect spherical symmetry down there, you have to respect that 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1884 He's the new guy in hats.... 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1885 Don't look he's not wearing pants again! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1886 Apparently we have to lower the thermostat to accommodate a certain seasonal employee's health condition. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1887 Don't fret so much; he is only seasonal help. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1888 The fee was very high, but the agency promised a forward vibe and a "cool" sales team.. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1889 He's a 2x large but expects to be a medium by lunchtime. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1890 And then he said, "You're snow welcome" to the customer. And he wonders why he can only afford a one carrot ring for his girlfriend. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1891 He's just temporary holiday help. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1892 We never have his size. He's a 42 Round. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1893 He buys clothes in winter, then tries to return them in spring, saying they're too big. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1894 He only buys drip dry. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1895 I haven't seen a broomstick in his hand in weeks. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1896 I thought we were on a hiring freeze? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1897 Just listen to the song again. I'm telling you, he has a criminal record. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1898 We hired him as window dressing, but now it's all "Look at Frosty go..." 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1899 He wants to know about the exchange policy because he expects to lose some weight come springtime. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1900 What does he know about the spring line? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1901 I asked for christmas off but the manager is cold hearted. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
1902 He keeps asking me if I'm married. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1903 I'm tired of the cold should from the new guy. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1904 Don't get too attached to the new guy; he will never last past the season. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1905 Watch out for the new salesman. Every time I'm near him, I get the shivers. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1906 Do you think he even knows what being a secret shopper means? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1907 I saw him out back with a corn cob pipe. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
1908 The customers love him, but the meltdowns at staff meetings are ghastly. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1909 He gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1910 "Boy, this snow is REALLY piling up..." (Note to Editors: today's contest page shows the caption "Drawing by Drew Dernavich, Contest #595... but the field is completely white/blank; hence the "snow joke".... 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1911 He's got the AC cranked up again 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1912 He keeps turning the thermostat down, claiming we'll sell more sweaters. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1913 Have you met the new seasonal hire? He's a temp. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1914 I'm all for equal opportunities but couldn't we have the heating switched on just for a little while? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1915 Checking spring fashions? Really? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1916 That new girl Christine is in costume trying to out sell us. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1917 The new guy is great, but I have a feeling he'll be gone by Spring. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1918 I see that someone is not required to observe the dress code. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1919 Smaller. It's warm out. He'll shrink. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1920 So I asked the new guy to help fold the sweaters but he looked like he'd have a complete meltdown... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1921 He just keeps saying he wants to work in Accessories. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1922 I don't think the new guy is going to last long. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1923 He's looking for something non-thermal. He says it has to go with orange. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1924 Don’t worry, I hear there are some management changes coming in the spring. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1925 What’s the name of the song the new guy is always humming, for the life of me I can’t place it. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1926 I heard he really played up his haberdashery experience in the job interview. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1927 Unfortunately, we're out of thermal underwear. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1928 A pay freeze was one thing. But this has gone too far. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1929 He's so vain. I bet he thinks "Frosty The Snowman" is about him. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1930 I didn't think there was a chance in hell he'd get hired. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1931 Let’s complete the sale before he disappears! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1932 That new employee won't last to spring 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1933 I’m going all thumpity-thump-thump upside his head if he steals another customer from me. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1934 Make sure you keep him away from the hot ticket items. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1935 Kids sales have been up since he started. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1936 Can you believe he asked for Holiday time? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1937 C'mon, there's no such thing as a crime for turning up the thermostat. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1938 The new temp seems a bit frosty. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1939 So, how do you feel about Santa's Surveillance Services? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1940 Don't look. You see that guy over there? He thinks he's so cool. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1941 He's just seasonal and then he'll be gone. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1942 He’s not bad for seasonal help, but wait till the heat is turned up 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1943 We tried. Viagra doesn’t fix the melting. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1944 Boss said we needed to add more seasonal help. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1945 I say we get him to the drip dry rack. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1946 Sure, look at him go, but watch him melt away when we really need him. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1947 The seasonal help may be great now, but they always up and disappear. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1948 I wish the seasonal hires had the same dress code. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1949 Don't make it obvious...but, the guy over my right shoulder, wearing only a hat and scarf, just told me that he could make me a movie star. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1950 Turn up the furnace. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1951 Guess who got Christmas off again this year? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1952 I don't understand why he's always giving us the cold shoulder 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1953 Sure, he's alright now, but what about when things heat up? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1954 HR’s having a hard time with all these seasonal workers’ meltdowns. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1955 Agnes says we're missing some big buttons in the men's coat department. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1956 He wants to know if it comes in a sun-protection fabric. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1957 We're temporary, but he's seasonal. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1958 He's a seasonal temp. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1959 It's not the shirts, it's the pants that are the problem. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1960 All that "thumpety thump thump" is driving me crazy! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1961 I told him we don’t have his size, but he says he’ll be a lot smaller by Spring! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1962 I thought they put a freeze on seasonal hires! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1963 God, Karen why can't you be as chill as Gerald? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1964 I'm guessing he's a seasonal employee. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1965 a temp, definitely a temp 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1966 He said he's looking for a summer outfit. Something that would fit a puddle of water. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1967 He won't take his hat off. He must be Jewish. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
1968 There's nothing more irritating than a holiday temp with a jolly happy soul. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1969 Our seasonal hire just asked me if I smell carrots. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1970 I try to never be alone with Supervisor Frosty. He thinks its funny to grab your ass and beg you to play with his snowballs. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1971 One more "thumpity thump thump" outta Frosty and I'm cranking up the thermostat. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1972 Another damn seasonal hire 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1973 Strangely, I’m in the mood for a snow cone. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1974 Yeah, they covered it at the morning meeting. We're hiring more seasonal workers this year. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1975 With climate change, he needed a job inside where it is cold in the winter. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1976 You never know what you're going to get for holiday help these days! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1977 He is only temping until the snow melts. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1978 Don't waste your time. I came on to him and he just gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1979 He had legs when he first came in! Tell them to turn the thermostat down! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1980 The seasonal help is friendly enough but he freezes up around customers. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
1981 Always smiling, but quiet - pretty chill guy to work with. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1982 The Temp won't last through the season. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1983 he's just wants to see tops ...but i think its a gift 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1984 He may be a good manager, but he keeps the store really cold. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1985 Is it freezing in here? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1986 He says he needs something to keep his cool. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1987 That new guy keeps giving me a cold stare. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1988 Don't worry, he won't be around once the sales start to heat up. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1989 When I tried to approach him, he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1990 I wish we didn't hire seasonal workers. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1991 He's not going to last long. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1992 He's looking for an interesting new outfit but nothing that's "too hot". 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1993 The seasonal help never lasts. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1994 I cant believe they hired him when he shows up to work wearing THAT scarf with THAT hat 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1995 I dated him a few times, then got the cold shoulder. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1996 Typical male: he only paused a moment when he heard me holler "stop." 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1997 I wouldn’t even bother to learn his name—he’s seasonal. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1998 He's really good at cold-calling. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1999 It's not just that our seasonal hire is cold to the customers...I think he's stealing buttons. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2000 Says he wants something chill. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2001 I prefer the summer robots. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2002 The new guy keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2003 I suppose it's safe to assume he's just seasonal help. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2004 He's seasonal help until either Christmas or he melts, whichever comes first. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2005 He wants to know if we have something that has charcoal for buttons. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2006 Why does management assume he is such an expert on winter coats? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2007 Management is trying a new temp agency this year. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2008 He'll soon find out he's not as cool as he thinks he is. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2009 We've been listening to Frosty the Snowman for 10 days now. We're going to need to stage an intervention. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2010 "Let me define 'seasonal help'"... 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2011 Forget HR; I’m thinking blowtorch. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2012 This is going to be a big sale. He'll need every size as he melts. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2013 Not a snowball's chance this seasonal temp makes full-time. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2014 He's a new hire. My guess is he won't last 'til Spring. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2015 He's looking for something that's waterproof on the inside. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2016 He's looking for something with a drip pan. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2017 These seasonal employees are getting more and more temporary. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2018 He's not exactly Abominable, but definitely a bit Frosty. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2019 I knew retail was cooling off, but 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2020 It's a white guy looking for something chill. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2021 Because of global warming he can fit into smaller sizes. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2022 Sure, he can sell a ton of cashmere but I’d like to see him try with the turtlenecks. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2023 These holiday temp workers never last long. And then we're left to clean up the mess. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2024 I heard he'll be gone by Spring. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2025 Let me guess. Behind that rack he's not wearing pants. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2026 The smile doesn't clean up the mess in the employee bathroom. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2027 He's an excellent employee, but he will be gone in a few months. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2028 My new hashtag is #MeTooWithAnIcyColdStickArm 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2029 Frankly, it’s none of his business if I’m married or not! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2030 He tells EVERY customer that they're a "winter." 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2031 Shh - I hear that 'thumpety thump thump' noise from over in menswear again. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2032 "He always orders "drip-dry" for some reason. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2033 He's complained we don't have clothing to deal with his wetting problem. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2034 He doesn't understand that our customers can't just melt down a size. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2035 I dont know why but I can't seem to warm up to the new guy. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2036 He keeps replacing all the buttons with coal. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2037 Management said it was hiring seasonal help. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2038 Don’t worry. HR says he’s just seasonal. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2039 do you think he can stand the heat of the holiday rush 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2040 Seasonal help...you can't rely on them...here today - gone tomorrow 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2041 That new seasonal hire is so flaky, she doesn’t have a nose for sales, and her smile is totally fake. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2042 Now the union makes us freeze in here all day to accommodate his “special needs. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2043 I don't know why they hired him. He completely froze during his interview. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2044 Going undercover again for employee evaluations, Mr. Blodgett? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2045 Window displays also qualify for the employee discount. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2046 Just tell him you're heading for the thermostat. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2047 Experience you can never get online. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2048 Why do guys always like the office to be so cold? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2049 He wants a sweater that will shrink with him. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2050 I don't care if he's seasonal--tell him to keep his corncob to himself. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2051 Sales of thermal underwear have gone up since he started working here. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2052 Hes frosty, and its all ‘holly jolly,’ I forget to smile and it’s all ‘you’re an ice queen’ and ‘on probation.’ 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2053 He comes every year. Don’t give him something too warm. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2054 If he breaks into "Frosty the Snowman" one more time I'm going to melt his ass! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2055 Don't know why, but I keep getting this uneasy feeling we're due for a hard winter this year. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2056 He wants snow pants. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2057 One date and now all I get is the cold shoulder. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2058 The employee of the month gets to choose the thermostat setting. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2059 I give the new guy a week, tops. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2060 The boss hired him to take care of the cool customers. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2061 He tends to puddle when the pressure builds up 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2062 If he doesn't get all his shopping done before the fire sale he'll have a meltdown. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2063 These seasonal employees melt away after the holidays. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2064 He's looking for a new slim fit wardrobe for when global warming hits. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2065 Me too! I say we press sexual harassment charges and see how old Frosty looks in an orange jumpsuit. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2066 It's always the cold shoulder with him. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2067 It's been freezing in here since Whatshisface got hired. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2068 He always disappears when the new spring fashion line comes in. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2069 They transferred him from summer wear. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2070 He says he's not responsible for the pile of slush in the break room. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2071 Shopping for Bermuda shorts just isn't realistic. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2072 The last seasonal temp was a real turkey. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2073 It's the latest in Affirmative Action Chic. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2074 Fine. No in-seam. Just make the customer happy. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2075 He's a seasonal employee. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2076 I tried to help him , but he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2077 Just ignore him and turn the heat up. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2078 He comes in every December and drips on the floor. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2079 I hear he’ll be gone by the summer. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2080 Would it kill him to lose the hat? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2081 He'll only be our boss until January. He's just a seasonal worker. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2082 I hope he knows this is just seasonal work. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2083 Can you believe it?! He's looking for something in white! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2084 Like he wants a Hawaiian shirt to wear to his office party. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2085 He just relocated from the North Pole. Climate change is stealing all of the jobs. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2086 Like, he doesn't even have a wallet. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2087 "This whole LL BEAN "Outsider" campaign is getting out of hand". 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2088 Is it just me or does this seasonal employee give you a chill? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2089 It's always hard for him because he drops a few sizes in the Spring 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2090 I wish him well. But this seasonal worker give me the chills. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2091 I'll be losing weight- which size should I choose? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2092 I know the employee dress code doesn't explicitly say "Pants required," but this is ridiculous! 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2093 I can't believe he's exposing himself! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2094 Seasonal worker. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2095 Forget equal pay, I would love equal access to the thermostat. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2096 He told HR he was too cool for the uniform. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2097 He leads the group in holiday sales of hats and scarves but can't sell pants or a shirt to save his life. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2098 He seems friendly, but I find him a little frosty. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2099 Who wears a scarf indoors? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2100 She said she wants a divorce in no uncertain terms. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2101 He just asked me if I would pull his carrot . 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2102 I think corporate has taken the temporary worker program too far this season. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2103 Not only do I have to watch Frozen at home, now I have work with it too? 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
2104 He told me he would be back again someday. I told him to melt somewhere else! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2105 Do you think he is the right person to sell our Summer collection? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2106 I don't like the new employee. He gives me the chills. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2107 He wants to know if we have anything in a 58 Portly! 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2108 Is this what you meant by new temps? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2109 He makes lots of sales, despite being frosty. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2110 Global warming. Yeah, right. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2111 Just don't get into a conversation with him as to what qualifies as naked. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2112 I can feel him undressing me with those eyes made out of coal. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2113 The temp help never stay around for long! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2114 He's a temp. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2115 " He wants to know if he can transfer to the frozen food department". 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
2116 That's nothing. You should have seen him on Thanksgiving. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2117 I don't have the heart to tell him that's our summer sale rack. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2118 They had to hire more seasonal temp workers as we're on thin ice 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2119 He’s freezing me out again. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2120 Seasonal employees are the worst. He'll never last until spring. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2121 Gladys...don't look now but that guy isn't wearing any pants. Better call Security before he melts into the crowd. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2122 You wait on him--he's not wearing any pants. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2123 I told you global warming was FAKE NEWS 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2124 Why didn't you hire the guy with the button nose? This one doesn't move. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2125 We've almost used all our "Caution:Wet Floor" signs because of him. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2126 I'm sorry, "scarecrow" is the largest size we carry in store. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2127 His fashion sense is frozen in time. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2128 Don't worry he's here only temporarily. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2129 He was transferred from the pants department where he couldn't make quota. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2130 He may have some style, but he's very cold to the customers. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2131 The hiring freeze won't last long. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2132 They’ll fit him for a few hours in a few hours. 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
2133 Keep your eye on this one, Tammy...apparently, he's got a 'history' with children. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2134 Guess who hasn't RSVP'd yet for the Christmas party. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2135 I don't think the cold shoulder is working. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2136 He has as much luck finding his size as a snowball in Hell. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2137 70.4 cents to his dollar AND I have to teach him how to fold. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2138 Your right, he normally just shops for scarves. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2139 I’m not getting any commissions either, but you have to admit that the bathroom floors have never been cleaner. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2140 He's looking for something in cruise wear that'll downsize. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2141 What do you mean I overreacted? You would have no qualms alerting management if Santa showed up at work without pants. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2142 One of my best friends is a snow person but that top hat is ridiculous. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2143 Then he returns all of it the minute it gets warmer outside! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2144 He always seems a little cool to me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2145 This blows! I can't wait to get promoted to the online team. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2146 Guaranteed, he won't last past March... April at the latest. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2147 Then he grabbed my ass in the stockroom and I felt this chill come over me. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2148 He said he would 'just die' if I put the heat on. I told him I had no time for holiday drama. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2149 He's white enough for Abercrombie, but much too fat. Kindly direct him to Old Navy. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2150 I heard he's quitting for a job that's more chill. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2151 I hate it when customers give us that icy stare. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2152 He's just a temp; he'll be gone in the spring. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2153 He says he's a "summer." 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2154 The worst part of working retail during the holidays is losing commission to a seasonal hire. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2155 I keep telling him to try a Big and Tall store. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2156 Since our date, Frosty's been giving me the cold shoulder. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2157 I hate these seasonal workers. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2158 Don't look, but I think Frosty just came out of the closet. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2159 It's not always about you. He identifies as a snowman so show him to the Men's Fitting Room. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2160 Don't worry about him ,after awhile he melts right into the woodwork. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2161 Christmas is so stressful; bet that new guy has a meltdown. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2162 I’m getting a real frosty vibe from that new associate... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2163 He doesn't mind if it shrinks. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2164 He knew even less about the fall fashions. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
2165 He looking for a new nose. Do we have a produce department? 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2166 I'll never know why he went into retail. He seems a little frosty to me. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2167 I asked him one year if he ever considered our coats and he went ballistic. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2168 I can't believe his little stick arms can push a rack. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2169 Do I tell him nothing will fit come Spring? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2170 Mark my word, he’ll be gone by March. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2171 A lot of these seasonal hires just don't last very long. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2172 Never mind his frosty stare. He wants me to turn on the AC. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2173 No thanks he returns everything in the spring 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2174 He's moping because I told him he would do better wearing a skirt rather than searching for a pair of pants with no legs. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2175 One of us better help him before he has a meltdown. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2176 They'll hire anyone for a seasonal job this year. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2177 Why does the seasonal help have to be so damn jolly? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2178 Medium shirts, XXL pants. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2179 If he was as much of a ‘jolly, happy, soul’ as we’ve heard, he’d be over here helping us fold these sweaters. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2180 For the last time, stop humming Christmas carols into the headset! 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2181 He tried snowmanspreading me in the supplies closet. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2182 The new guy, it’s like he’s never seen short sleeves. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2183 Confidentially, I'm having a problem warming up to the seasonal help. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2184 I don't see why he gets to wear a hat. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2185 These seasonal employees never seem to be around long. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2186 No, when he melts this year it's YOUR turn to mop up. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2187 Is that the seasonal hire? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2188 If I catch him smoking his pipe in the changing room one more time, he is fired. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2189 I don’t think the new guy will last. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2190 This isn't his only seasonal job. That worries me. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2191 He says he's going to lose some weight. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2192 I tried to help him, but he's a little frosty. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2193 He says he is Parson Brown and has a suit on hold for a wedding. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2194 Another seasonal worker who'll disappear when the weather gets nice. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2195 Not sure about the new guy...he keeps giving customers the cold shoulder. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2196 I do like him but you can’t imagine how cold he is in bed. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2197 I recommended an Extra Large but she says that by Christmas the pounds will just melt away. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2198 I'll will be a cold day in December when I lose my job to that guy. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2199 I wonder how long he's going to last. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2200 Don't worry about him. He's just a temp guy. I promise you he'll be GONE by tomorrow. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2201 Old top hats are still on trend. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2202 Two eyes made of coal and a glare like Matt Lauer. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2203 He’s just seasonal help; he’ll be gone by spring 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2204 With his lack of clothing, I think he's mocking the President. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2205 He thought the traffic cop hollered 'Shop!' 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2206 Yeah, but he disappears when the spring line comes in. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2207 Don't mind him, he is just a seasonal employee 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2208 I had something else in mind when we were told that seasonal help was coming. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2209 He never returns anything 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2210 ‘...and he apparently has a great eye for fashion.’ 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2211 Seasonal workers don't usually last till Spring right? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2212 I said hi, can I help you? and I got a frosty response. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2213 Maybe you can help him, he’s insisting on skinny jeans. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2214 The floor manager says to let him browse until he disappears. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2215 He's being too cold towards the customers. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2216 He was hired as a seasonal employee. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2217 I don’t know why he’s in charge of summer closeouts. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2218 How many times have I said it's too cold in here? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2219 He's trying to max out all his credit cards before he melts away. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2220 I know the guy.If we don't give him a markdown, he'll have a meltdown. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2221 It’s like the seasonal associates have never seen clothes before. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2222 He,s not the man he used to be 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2223 He says he's a size 7; how's that for a snow job. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2224 Like, plaid neck scarves are sooooo last year. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2225 "The new guy is so weird. When his shift ended last night he waved goodbye and said, "don't you cry, I'll be back again some day". 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2226 Yeah, he's always smiling, but there's something distinctly cold about him. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2227 I finally had to tell him there's not a snowball's chance in hell there's anything in his size. Imagine, a waist size zero 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2228 Notice how he takes a smaller size every year? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2229 He drips on the clothes, messes up the displays, and he never buys anything. I hate millenials. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2230 A bit inappropriate? Don’t worry... he’ll be gone by Spring. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2231 He won't last past spring sale. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2232 Tell him we don't have his size, but if he comes back in May, we be able to fit him. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2233 Keep an eye on the new temp and the temp. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2234 THAT MANAGER HAS ONE MORE MELTDOWN, AND I'M OUTTA' HERE. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2235 Trust me - he won't last more than a day in this job. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2236 Yeah, and guess who has to clean up his puddles. ME 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2237 I want a summer wedding, but he wants a winter wedding! 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2238 I think it is just a bit odd that we have naked snowman for an employee in the women's clothes department 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2239 How long do you think the new guy's gonna last? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2240 Is it just me, or is it frosty in here? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2241 I didn't take it literally when they said 'You can get the job when your in town' 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2242 "So then I told him, if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen". 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2243 I don’t expect he’ll last more than an hour 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2244 Ugh, these seasonal workers just get flakier and flakier 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2245 Who's hiring the holiday temps this season? This guy is a total flake! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2246 I'm betting by lunch he's a carrot in a puddle. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2247 Let’s give him a chance. He’ll be gone by Spring, anyway. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2248 I'm getting tired of the seasonal help making lewd remarks about the size of his carrot. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2249 I heard that sales over in Swimwear plummeted when he worked there. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2250 That was no broomstick in his hand. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2251 I don't like his attitude: apparently Frosty is more than just his name. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2252 Thank God he's only temporary. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2253 I'm letting him go. He keeps sneaking outside to cool off. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2254 I don’t get a warm feeling from the new guy. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2255 Boss says he’s just a seasonal employee. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2256 Something tells me the new guy is only here for a season... 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2257 With global warming trends as they are, he's started shopping a few sizes down. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2258 If I whisper something hot in his ear, will he melt or file a sexual grievance? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2259 "I don't know--something about him leaves me cold". 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2260 I don't care if he's the manager, we should get a say in the thermostat. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2261 We'll see how frosty he is when we start spring fashions... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2262 His smile is charming but he has a cold heart. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2263 Hurry, turn down the thermostat. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2264 These seasonal employees are so flaky. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2265 The seasonal employees always disappear right after the holidays. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2266 Does management really have that big of a problem with us working the menswear? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2267 I heard there's a holiday hiring freeze. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2268 The home office must be desperate for seasonal help. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2269 So then I said, "Let’s face it. You may be rich, but you’re still bald and ugly." That's when he got frosty. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2270 Frankly, I'm getting tried of tip-toeing around his snowflake sensitivities. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2271 Global warming. He needs a new outfit. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2272 With all this global warming, he’s the last one left 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2273 in a certain light, wouldn't nuclear war be exciting? 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
2274 Rushing to buy something before the big meltdown. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2275 I heard that silk hat he wears is second hand. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2276 I swear to God Brenda, I am NOT mopping when he melts! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2277 Looks like it's another diversity hire. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2278 He asked if we could lower the temperature. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2279 It's harder to find help in the summer. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2280 It's still not fair he takes off the whole summer. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2281 Quick - we need to find something that fits before she melts! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2282 He believes "El Niño" is going to force him to change his dress apparel. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
2283 He ants to know why we don't carry sansabelt. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2284 Not this guy again. Last St. Patrick's Day he returned all his XXXL's from Christmas for XS's. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2285 I bet you the seasonal help melts under pressure. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2286 I don't have the heart to tell him in a little while he won't even exist. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2287 He says he wants a medium. Says he is planning on losing a lot of weight by spring. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2288 He's making unwelcome comments of an asexual nature. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2289 I've had enough-- he keeps asking me to get him smaller and smaller sizes 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2290 It's seasonal work. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2291 Seasonal workers don't last past coffee break. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2292 Hi I know it's too late for the Nov 20th 2017 issue but I got the mag a little late: for the carton of a man with knife in back: "It's another "to-do" list, pinned to my back, so I won't forget"...... 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2293 He was giving me the cold shoulder before I got him the scarf 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2294 We have major staff cuts come summertime. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2295 "Watch this guy. He'll come back in two months and claim we sold him the wrong size". 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2296 He won't last past spring. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2297 What was HR thinking? Everywhere this guy goes, he leaves a puddle on the floor. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2298 The new guy is alright, but those beady eyes just creep me out. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2299 He thinks it makes him cool. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2300 He said that he's used to frosty salespeople. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2301 New guy, same carrot. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2302 I realize he is a seasonal employee but shouldn't he have to follow the dress code and wear a black suit like us? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2303 He doesn't want something that will make him TOO warm. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2304 I tried to tell him the Christmas inventory doesn't come in for another three months, he just wont leave! 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2305 I got the frostiest reception from our newest manager. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2306 We're all in a hurry, but that guy has about five minutes. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2307 Great, now they're hiring seasonal help. He won't last. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2308 He wants me to touch his snowballs. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2309 Global warming is just a small part of the winter fashion equation. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2310 They will hire any white guy and I bet this one wont last until spring. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2311 Have you met the new guy? He's a little frosty. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2312 No, he’s year ‘round—-we’re seasonal. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2313 Turn up the heat and we’ll deliver his accessories to the men’s department. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2314 He said insulated material only. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2315 I don't think he'll survive Christmas sales. It's going to be a melt down 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2316 He got transferred over from Seasonals. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2317 I guess he wants you. He gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2318 Oh crap, if this wasn't enough, the magic hat will now cause him to dance around. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2319 I thought this was the snow women’s section 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2320 He only buys NorthFace. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2321 I'm thinking culottes. That or a bucket. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2322 Keep an eye on Frosty over there, and make sure he doesn't drip on the inventory. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2323 No worries - he’ll be gone in a couple of hours. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2324 I'm not sure about these seasonal hires, they never last that long. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2325 He says he'll melt from global warming, so he needs new clothes. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2326 He's not wearing any pants! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2327 Yes, I see him, but the real one has a shiny nose, right?. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2328 Ted gets too into our winter sale's campaign. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2329 Do you think he'll write on the receipt survey that he got a cold reception? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2330 These seasonal hires turn into a puddle when the heat's on. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2331 He comes every year and just stands there until he melts. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2332 The new guy is really cool, but I don't think he'll last. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2333 Once the holiday sales heat up, I'm back to cleaning up his messes. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2334 If we keep giving him a cold shoulder, he may never melt and go away.... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2335 I got that frozen-in-the-headlights stare and a cold response when I asked 'what's up with the hat?' 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2336 Fair warning. If he has a meltdown, I'm not picking up a mop. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2337 He said, "He's not the first public figure who likes to cross dress". 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2338 He always brings everything back at the end of winter! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2339 Call maintenance. We are going to need a clean-up in aisle 3. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2340 The new employee gave me the cold shoulder 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2341 Watch - he'll be back in a couple of weeks claiming that the size is too big. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2342 Those seasonal employees never seem to last after Christmas! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2343 Once it warms up he will fit into those sizes. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2344 I wouldn't put this garbage on a snowman. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2345 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2346 Ever since I got promoted he's been so frosty towards me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2347 I don't care if he is the house dick. He left a puddle in ladies apparel. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2348 Don't worry, he won't make it until Spring. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2349 That's the small rack ... he should fit into it in about a week. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2350 He smokes a corncob pipe on his lunch break. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2351 Large, he 'doesn't plan to lose weight until spring' 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2352 He keeps messing with the thermostat. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2353 I tried talking to him but only get a frosty response. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2354 I kind of like the new guy, however, he just gives me the cold shoulder 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2355 It's not our job to comment on global warming. Just show him the XXL. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2356 He's one of those temporary, seasonal hires. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2357 They said it would have to be a pretty cold day before he ever came back here. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2358 Trust me. That carrot wasn't on his face when he tried to give me a massage. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2359 That new seasonal worker keeps giving me an icy stare. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2360 He wanted seasonal work. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2361 I'll bet the new guy is gone right after Christmas. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2362 The good: He has sales magic this time of year. The bad: I don't care for his frosty personality. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2363 Why are we stuck with the new trainee from Hats and Scarves? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2364 They were hiring anyone with seasonal experience. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2365 He's touching the suede again. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2366 I told you that seasonal worker would be back again some day. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2367 Are you going to tell him or will I? This is our summer collection 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2368 He browses for a while, then melts away. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2369 Can you believe it? I asked Brian out and he gave me the cold shoulder. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2370 He's only looking a summer slim fits 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2371 But ask him to fold and he just melts away. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2372 Don't worry about your job. He's only here until things warm up a little. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2373 Don't waste your time. He returns everything right after Christmas. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2374 If he sneaks out on any job interviews, we can most likely track him down in the summer. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2375 These seasonal employees never quite get the hang of it 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2376 The seasonal hires this year are a bunch of drips. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2377 Do we have any scarves? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2378 How can he be warm yet cold at the same time? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2379 The new floor manager leaves me cold, but I'm not worried. He'll be totally gone after the winter clearance. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2380 Don't fall for that 'magic in the hat' line, Carol. He uses it on the seasonal employees every year. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2381 He says she's an 'hourglass hybrid' and wants to know if we have any waterproof negligees. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2382 Trust me. He and his chilly demeanor will be gone by spring. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2383 It's okay now, but wait until the weather starts to warm up a bit. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2384 these temps are great when it's slow but let's see when it gets busy if they can stand the heat 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2385 New store policy. We can't turn the heat up. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2386 These seasonal workers always come in with such a frosty attitude. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2387 They hired him after he resigned his post as Christmas icon under allegations of sexual misconduct. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2388 He's a temp handling the seasonal rack! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2389 I suspect the seasonal help won't last long. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2390 He is definitely not interested in beachwear! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2391 He's cool but will he help in the kitchen? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2392 Wearing that scarf...like he's too cold! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2393 I think HR blew it. He won't last past Spring. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2394 I an't believe he is so smug and giving us the cold shoulder. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2395 Is he singing 'Baby, It's Cold Outside?' I'm calling HR." 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2396 He'll be gone soon, he's seasonal help. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2397 He is our seasonal short-timer temp. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2398 The clientele gets super weird around the holidays. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2399 When he left his nose in a water glass on my nightstand, I knew I had to break it off. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2400 He's baaa-ck! This guy comes in every year at this time and NEVER BUYS A THING!!! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2401 If we don't bring him in to help with inventory, he has a meltdown. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2402 He's looking for a reversible jacket so it will keep the cold in. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2403 He’s temporary. Doesn’t have what it takes to be here much past the January thaw. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2404 Don’t be fooled by the smile. He’ll just give you the cold shoulder. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2405 I have heard the new guy they just hired is abominable 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2406 He's always so cold to me. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2407 Yes Mr. Snowman is organized and folds a mean sweater; but he keeps narrating every thing I do. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2408 What do I think of the new guy? Depends. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2409 I know he's only a temp, but does he always have to give us the cold shoulder? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2410 Why does the new guy keep asking if I'm married? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2411 He's seasonal help. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2412 Don't look now but that guy reminds me of a poem by Wallace Stevens. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2413 That's Eric--he's just our seasonal help. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2414 You ask me, seasonal help gets flakier every year. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2415 Call the cops! He's not wearing pants. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2416 He's only temporary, and then he has to hurry on his way. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2417 He was the store's greeter, but they transferred him to our department due to his frosty receptions. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2418 New sales guy. He won't last. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2419 He’s only seasonal help. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2420 At least she'll be gone by spring. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2421 He says the scarf makes him look fat. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2422 He's a great worker. I'm just tired of freezing my ass off. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2423 Thank goodness for seasonal help. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2424 Doesn't the new guy seem a bit frosty to you? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2425 ``Careful. He just asked me if I liked tossing snow balls.'' 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2426 Don’t worry. We were here when he arrived, we’ll be here when he’s gone. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2427 Yeah, but when there's real work to be done, the seasonal help just melt away. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2428 I don’t mind seasonal workers, but I get tired of him singing “Frosty the Snowman” all the time! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2429 It's been three weeks and his folding isn't getting any better. I'm about to turn the heat up. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
2430 Personnel was wrong; obviously he belongs in Accessories. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2431 I don't think the new employee will last more than a few months. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2432 He says he started out in Men's Hats. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2433 He keeps staring at me but every time I try to talk to him he gives me the cold shoulder. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2434 Don't worry. He is temporary! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2435 The new guy gets lazy when you take off his hat. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2436 It’s annoying—I get just the right fit—then he melts a little 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2437 He's supposed to be seasonal. What does he know about the spring collection? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2438 It's the only seasonal help we'll get if Trump builds his wall. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2439 The seasonal hire is a bit frosty. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2440 What's wrong with Frosty? He just gave me the cold shoulder 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2441 That new sales clerk is a little frosty. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2442 He may LOOK friendly, but he's actually frosty. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2443 I told him he had to work Sunday and his face just melted. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2444 I tried a carrot with him, but sticks made him work. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2445 Even if it weren't Secret Santa for a three person shift, I think I'd know. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2446 Have you met our new passive-aggressive helper? He gets a little frosty when you talk about his scarf. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2447 .. but he has an 84 inch waist ! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2448 It's not my fault he was dressed by kids. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2449 Ignore him; he'll be gone in a few minutes. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2450 I just think it's weird that he traded in his corncob pipe for a vape. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
2451 Get the steamer from the back, he's taking all our commissions. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
2452 He might make more sales if he warmed up a bit. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2453 Full employment sucks; on the other hand, I'm sure he won't last more than a day or two. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2454 I think the Snowman has been watching "Transparent" too much. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
2455 They're taking this hiring freeze way too literally. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
2456 I was snowed under with work this morning. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2457 A jolly, happy soul, or just another guy who can't seem to keep his pants on? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2458 He won’t last. He’ll be a puddle by New Years. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2459 Don't look back, but the guy behind us is melting all over the floor. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2460 Sorry, while me is a snappy dresser, he really gives me the chills. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2461 I think the new sales clerk has been giving the customers the cold shoulder. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2462 He's not wearing pants. Should we alert the vice squad ? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2463 Watch out for the nose! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2464 The new guy keeps asking asking me out for for some ice cream. I am not sure if I should file a complaint with HR. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2465 I want to hire him full-time, but he's only interested in seasonal work. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2466 Ignore him. He comes around very day this time every year. Browses forever then says something about "hurry on his way" and promises to "come back again some day." Next day, same thing. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2467 I heard he picks his nose every day. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2468 This new manager is abominable. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2469 I don't mind the creep staring but he keeps leaving a puddle on the floor. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2470 Since when do seasonal employees get to wear the cool headsets? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2471 He always returns the shirts wet, but at least he doesn't wear the pants. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2472 "I think corporate is really taking this diversity thing too far". 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2473 Super cool seasonal help this year. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2474 And that last customer thought MY hands were a bit chilly... 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2475 For a snowman he’s kinda hot-headed. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2476 He’s the new Merchandise Manager, and he says that we’re not showing enough clothes for well-rounded women, and also that he’s closing the shoe department. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2477 The new guy thinks he's soooo cool. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2478 So sad he thinks he’s sticking around after the holidays. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2479 Yes, he is a bit creepy. The good news is he's seasonal and will be gone by March. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2480 Don't worry, he's just seasonal help. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2481 You know the type - they're nowhere to be found when the boss turns up the heat. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2482 Someone has to tell him that the employee dress codes requires pants. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2483 Oh, I get the festive thing. It's the no-pants thing I don't get. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2484 That new salesman has ice in his veins. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2485 He won't last. Customers don't like him...he's Frosty. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2486 " I heard he's only going to be here for a short time". 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2487 OK... what do we have in our Spring Collection that is a watertight wet suit with rechargeable refrigeration... in blue? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2488 Every time I ask the new guy to mop up a puddle, a new one appears. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2489 He is the new guy... is a little cold with the customers but sells a lot of sweaters 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2490 It didn't get creepy until he asked me for a pair of waterproof pants. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2491 I feel bad for the snowman. After the holiday season layoffs, I'm afraid he's gonna have a meltdown. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2492 Ladies...pardon me. Do you have anything that's stylish and entirely insulated? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2493 He wants the thermostat turned down. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2494 He’s going to fall apart when they tell him he’s only seasonal. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2495 I heard when they placed that old silk hat on his head he began to work at the GAP. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2496 I complain about all the white male privilege hiring and now I'M the snowflake. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2497 He's a seasonal temp. The pants department pushed him off on us this year. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2498 The company's trying to diversify but he is a seasonal employee. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2499 Is it cold in here or is it just me? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2500 Stay away from his Christmas party; He puts mistletoe everywhere. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2501 No! He's gonna melt; all sales are final. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2502 Let's see what a 'jolly, happy soul' he is when he sees our prices... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2503 Are you going to tell him? DEPENDS!!! I'm tired of the puddles. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2504 He keeps on turning down the thermostat, so we either continue working in the cold or take action and turn on the heat and just mop up the puddle.... 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2505 He's still giving me that cold stare. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2506 Seasonal employees can't take the heat. You'll see. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2507 He's got no eye for fashion, but we can't compete with his frosty charm. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2508 These seasonal employees are getting out of hand. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2509 He’s a natural with the customers: always chill, but never gets cold feet. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2510 Ugh! The seasonal help gets flakier every year. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2511 I bet the new guy doesn't last a day. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2512 He's only a seasonal worker. Come Spring, he won't be around. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2513 Is it glacial profiling if we deny him the six month layaway option? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2514 He's hard to fit because his size keeps getting smaller. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2515 This new guy, he looks very familiar to me. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2516 He was hired for the season, but I don’t think he’s going to last. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2517 Management clearly misunderstood the seasonal hiring memo. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2518 I doubt he’ll last til March. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2519 What part of "Seasonal Help" don't you understand. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2520 At first they seem so right, but it never lasts. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2521 He says different sizes fit differently each season. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2522 To be fair, they said they were hiring seasonal workers. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2523 and they have the gall to write me up for being frosty to customers? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2524 Frosty white is the navy blue of the Arctic. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2525 When it comes to customer service he just freezes up. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2526 The seasonal help is always a bunch of ‘no’men 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2527 In today’s climate, he really should be wearing pants. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2528 I realize he's got two eyes made of coal, but he's got this cold stare. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2529 Such is the nature of seasonal help in the era of full employment. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2530 He says he's on the run from a traffic cop. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2531 These seasonal workers are too jolly. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2532 I heard seasonal help was in the forecast. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2533 He keeps mentioning an ‘employee birthday discount’. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2534 At least we know he won't walk off with any merchandise. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2535 Don't let that grin fool - he's really Frosty. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2536 With global warming, he couldn't make it on the outside. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2537 He’s asking about specials on top hats. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2538 The seasonal hire seems a bit cold to me... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2539 If he doesn't buy something soon, I'm turning the thermostat to eighty-five. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2540 He says his size is constantly changing ... so I said take the "one size fits all". 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2541 It's not fair. He gets the holidays off, but we have to work. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2542 Sure she gets a few dollars more per hour , but at least we don't have to stand outside when we're not needed on the floor ... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2543 When I stare into his coal-black eyes, I just melt 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2544 When he bends over, watch out for the nose 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2545 I hope he does better in our Northern branch stores. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2546 He's seasonal help. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2547 Just you wait...he'll mysteriously disappear when the weather warms up 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2548 There just aren't as many jobs for snowmen as there used to be with global warming. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2549 He really pulls off the minimalist look. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2550 Summer weight? Are you serious? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2551 The new guy? I find his attitude a little frosty. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2552 Winter is NOT Coming 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2553 He could laugh and play AND work all day, just the same as you and me. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2554 And he never takes a coffee break. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2555 i am not sure how the Seasonal help is working out. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2556 I guess this means I won't get my vacation next summer 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2557 It's bad enough they start the music in November, but now they have to set the thermostat to 15 degrees? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2558 These seasonal workers always take my hours and melt on my shoes 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2559 Management won't let him sell any hot new fashions. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2560 Because the Amazon warehouse doesn't have A/C. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2561 Frank's nice, but I don't see him lasting to long here. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2562 That rack is not his size but said he'll be slimming down. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2563 She really took "Getting into the Christmas spirit" seriously... 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2564 No, he didn’t pee silly, he’s melting. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2565 He's looking for an ice coat that will take him through the summer. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2566 He says he expects to lose weight very soon. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2567 Though he quit smoking, he still wants something in corn cob pipe yellow. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2568 These seasonal employees are so flaky. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2569 When business heats up he just disappears. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2570 I don't know what to do about the new guy. He keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2571 Oh, he thought he was just too cool to work in Swimwear. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2572 If he doesn't find something watch out for a melt-down! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2573 The new guy is hogging all the commissions. Wanna go turn the thermostat up? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2574 Did you ever find out who left that corncob pipe in the dressing room? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2575 He says after work he wants to lead us down the streets of town. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2576 There's a snowball's chance in hell that I'm going out with seasonal help. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2577 I hate the seasonal help. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2578 Just in the nick of time, they finally let him transfer up from Florida. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2579 Ignore him. He's just a seasonal temp. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2580 I gotta go to HR; Don just asked me to "thumpity, thump, thump" in the store room. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2581 You don’t think HR would consider jacking up the HVAC? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2582 If he weren't so cold, he'd be our best seasonal sales associate ever. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2583 This year's seasonal workers are super cold and unfriendly. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2584 'Very small inseam for sure. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2585 Don't worry, he won't be around for the Spring Sale. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2586 The new guy comes across as a bit cold. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
2587 This guy's looking for something that reduces shrinkage! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2588 What size do you recommend to someone who's size will change from day to day? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2589 He started as a window display, now he’s a seasonal worker. Should we be worried about our jobs? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2590 I asked "Need help?" He said "Nah, just chillin." 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2591 We have nothing in his size. Should I tell him he needs to melt a bit? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2592 Sales are a bit frosty so far in this holiday season. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
2593 Ever since they hired him, sales have dipped below zero. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2594 Then I want a two hour lunch break so I won't melt. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2595 I appreciate that you're trying to be accommodating, but can't we PLEASE turn the thermostat up just a little bit?! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2596 He said it was too small.I told him it would fit eventually 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2597 Claims he once sold himself to an Eskimo. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
2598 Has that creep blinked yet? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2599 I don't think the new guy will be here come spring. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2600 He forgot to wear pants, again. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
2601 I love our temp employees, but this is ridiculous. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
2602 I just think he's too frosty for sales. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
2603 Pinocchio can’t find anything that fits 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
2604 Have you seen the new minority hire? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2605 They'll hire anyone for seasonal help. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2606 He wants us to turn the heat down. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2607 That's weird. He's looking at the summer rack. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2608 I hate seasonal employees - go light a fire under his ass. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2609 He seems nice, but sometimes he's a little frosty with customers! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2610 On top of all that, I heard he smokes a pipe. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2611 What I hate are the cold calls... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2612 He doesn't need any help. He's "chill". 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2613 He wants to know what colors blend best with carrots 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2614 I am all for diversity in the workplace, but this guy is so cold. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2615 Oh, him? He's a seasonal employee. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2616 Because of global warming he has to come inside for the air conditioning. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2617 Don't let the smile fool you. He has a frosty personality. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2618 Wait on him quickly before he has a meltdown. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2619 Don't make it obvious...but, the guy over my right shoulder wearing only a scarf and hat is trying to tell me he is Harvey Weinstein. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2620 He is regular during Christmas and he buys the the same scarf every year 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2621 Salesman, not Snowman, you klutz! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2622 The seasonal temp’s giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2623 Let me guess. He's not wearing pants and wants to Netflix and chill. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2624 I just wish he would stop turning the air conditioning up so high. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2625 He says he's tired of wearing white after Labor Day. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2626 Mark my words-these seasonal workers are gonna take our jobs 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2627 Holiday help...he won’t last. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2628 He demands significant size alternations come springtime. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2629 Give it about 20 minutes then call in “ Mop up on aisle 4 “. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2630 He's the new holiday temp. Nice guy, but I'm not sure he'll last the day. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2631 The jolly happy soul says we have to work late on Christmas eve. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2632 But he'll be back again some day. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2633 "I admit we need the extra help at Christmas time, but he's horrible to work with during our Spring Sale". 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2634 “He’s convinced size S is for Snowmen”. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2635 Not such a “jolly happy soul” when he can’t find his size. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2636 Kylie, we're rotating stations. Jeremy is coming in to fold, and I'm going to need you to stand out front and slowly get more lopsided, dirty, and gray until the end of your shift. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2637 Every time I suggest turning down the A/C he calls HR and complains I'm trying to kill him. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2638 He had a melt-down in the lingerie department. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2639 His sales have really snowballed! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2640 If he doesn't have to wear pants, I don't understand why I do. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2641 I don't care how magical he is, I don't want to hear about his snowballs! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2642 Don't let him get to you; I'm pretty sure he's a seasonal hire. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2643 He says he's a medium. Maybe in the summer, but not now. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2644 Talk about a guy who would melt in your arms! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2645 The customer is not always right. I'm not turning down the heat. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
2646 Think he'd be interested in the Summer Sale merchandise? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
2647 He’s a temp. He won’t be here long. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2648 I know his type, he'll be gone by the spring. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2649 At least he'll only be around for a few more months. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2650 I'm all for equal opportunity but keeping the store at 32 degrees is a little ridiculous 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2651 He says he would like the post holiday sale prices now because he wont be around after Christmas 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2652 He is trying to lose weight and he wants moisture wicking clothes. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2653 Shopping for pants, is he crazy? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2654 He was hired for his frosty demeanor. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
2655 Honestly, I would much prefer that you help him pick out something for his trip to Aruba. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2656 I don't like his management style, he really needs to just chill. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2657 How many corncob pipe breaks is this guy going to take? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2658 I recommended wash and wear because he refuses to use a clothes dryer. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2659 Can you believe it? On my last performance review he said I was a little too cold with customers! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2660 I hate working with the seasonal hires. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2661 Just wait till spring and we'll see who's floor manager. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2662 He's here to promote the new winter line. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2663 I don't know how he gets away with exposing himself. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2664 He's just now heard about global warming. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2665 He's such a fair weather friend. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2666 He's requesting off for the holidays. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2667 Always returns. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2668 Hmm...wonder what happy pills he is taking. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2669 Finding pants to match is going to be really tricky. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2670 Well at least he won't be trying to return it in the Spring. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2671 He'll never get it over his nose. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2672 I don't think they're even trying in HR. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2673 Let it go, Elsa. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2674 Try a small -- he's planning on losing a lot of weight. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2675 Yeah, he’s a hard worker, if you don’t count the freezer breaks. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2676 He wants it two sizes smaller. He's planning on losing a lot of weight next Spring. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2677 Make sure you get cash. He never paid for the hat and scarf. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2678 Just ignore him. He will soon disappear. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2679 I'm guessing he's a seasonal worker. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2680 He wants a shirt which wicks away snow melt. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2681 He expecting the weight to just melt away. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2682 He only talks to snowflakes. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2683 I just want to wipe that damn smile off his face. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2684 He's only a temp--he'll be gone by spring. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2685 I asked him to remove his hat. He just stared at me blankly. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2686 The new employee has an icy exterior but it melts away quickly. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2687 I hate the holidays! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2688 Take a guess who's winning the Winter Coat Sales Contest? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2689 The shirt will fit him. Just give it an hour or so. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2690 If he asks me one more time if I'm married I'm going to HR. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2691 'Guarantee ya that he won't last around here through Christmas.' 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2692 If that snowman steals one more commission with his "Hi! Frosty out there! Actually, Frosty in here!" routine I'm gonna bust out the flame thrower. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2693 He seems a little frosty today. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2694 The seasonal help gets a little stranger every year... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2695 I'd like to make a a hundred strawberry snow-cones out of him. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2696 Is it me or is the new sales guy a little cold? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2697 I guess playing "Let it Snow" all day wasn't enough. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2698 Can you believe he doesn't have a credit card? He said he only uses cold, hard cash. I'm waiting for approval from the manager. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2699 He's looking for something that will shrink over time. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2700 You’re lucky he’s not your manager. He’s so cold! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2701 I don't know; he just gives me the chills. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
2702 He’s just here to help over the holidays. I doubt he’ll last long. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2703 I guarantee he'll be gone before spring. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2704 He needs a size 40. Ooops, make that a 38. Whoops, looks like a 36. Will you please have someone turn down the heat? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2705 Yeah, we had some laughs. Then he dumped me for some ice queen. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2706 He means well but he's melting all over the clothes. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2707 Somehow the season always sneaks up on me. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2708 At least he won't pinch your butt. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2709 He says he IS security. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2710 He’ll be gone in the Spring just like the last one. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2711 Not liking the new manager. Let’s crank up the heat. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2712 I don't think it's by accident. He keeps touching me inappropriately with his carrot. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2713 He'll be gone before Christmas. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2714 I've noticed that seasonal hires like him just can't stand the heat. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2715 His carrot is literally always hard. What's the HR number? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2716 By the time he tries something on, he's a half size smaller. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2717 I don't see why we have to suffer with such a constant cold temperature in this store, just to satisfy some of the odder customers. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2718 Seasonal workers always mess with the thermostat. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
2719 He plays the, 'I'm going to melt at the end of the season,' sympathy card with every customer 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2720 Don't give him anything on layaway. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2721 She told me,“Do it before it’s to